Summarize the following movie reviews:

1. Peevishly defensive, intransigently personal and serenely indifferent to critical (and audience) reaction
2. Once again Shyamalan is a maddening storyteller, by turns inspired and insipid, and he still manages to conjure some odd, unnerving moments.
3. ... to put it bluntly, badly paced and completely trivial, not to mention utterly juvenile.
4. While the film's performances are intriguing and the direction tight, Shyamalan's fairytale ends up being more interesting than the actual film.
5. What is most annoying about "Lady" is that no one ever considers the possibility that nothing magical is actually occurring.The film starts out silly and just gets sillier.
6. This could have made a decent movie but the mythology comes so thick and fast that it mixes to a slurry as you watch.
7. Ignore the critics on this movie. Yeah, I am one. Which means I'm telling you to ignore me, too.
8. While I love where Night's head and heart are at, I think he tried to communicate them in a way that was clumsy, cumbersome, lacking in suspense and menace, and frankly, unexciting.
9. It's a fairy tale that never flies the way it should.
10. The film is a mess, a ramshackle affair. Its silliness cannot sustain itself.

Summary:
A far-fetched story with little suspense and unconvincing scenarios, Lady In The Water feels contrived, pretentious, and rather silly.