Here are some reviews for a movie: 1. This is a very minor entry in the writer-director's prodigious canon, despite the major-league cast.
2. There are enough pleasantries and good jests in this new film to make a meal.
3. It won't be a very enchanted evening at You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger.
4. Minor but still quite enjoyable.
5. For the most part, everyone struggles through, with at best mixed success. The audience included.
6. If one can suspend their inherent sense of familiarity about the current proceedings, they will discover a typically well-written, wryly-humorous and decidedly spiritual (though not religious) take on timeless themes.
7. A lively and funny ensemble comedy with yet another intriguing mix of stars and lesser-known talents playing deeply flawed human beings in search of love and fulfillment.
8. This kinder, gentler Allen is still clever, still amusing, and the film itself is a confection tempting enough to consider a taste. Yet there is that empty-calorie letdown after it's over. Maybe it's time to book another trip to Spain.
9. Allen refers to ''a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.'' That's a pretty high-toned way to limit his liability for the lackluster quality of this very slight entry in the canon...
10. This love letter to the Reaper and his unknowable timetable is a bracing addition to an erratic, yet indispensable oeuvre.

What was the overall consensus about the movie?
It's sporadically amusing, and typically well-cast, but You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger isn't one of Woody Allen's more inspired late-period efforts.