1. Succeeds modestly as a teen movie. Expect anything else from it and you'll be disappointed.
2. For anyone under 13, free from cynicism and with a need to believe that 17 year-old boys aren't just after one thing, maybe this film rocks.
3. A shameless, compassionate tearjerker about hope, inspiration and courage.
4. This is a great romantic tearjerker.
5. It's an overwrought teen weepy, Terms of Endearment for the TRL crowd.
6. This realist fairy tale of impossible love has a fair amount of nuance and charm.
7. Too-syrupy re-tread of Love Story.
8. Adopts a breezy anti-cynicism as a pose, and then spends the rest of the time failing in the most spectacular way to competently execute it.
9. A monstrosity of a movie that I am all too eager to forget.
10. An adolescent romance we've seen a million times before.

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Though wholesome, the Mandy Moore vehicle A Walk to Remember is also bland and oppressively syrupy.