Q: 1. I'm happy to report that Zoolander does indeed deliver the giggles.
2. Zoolander is sometimes inspired silliness, but silly is all it wants to be.
3. Overall, the movie's dressing-down of the fashion industry is a runway success.
4. If the Malaysians made a comedy about the assassination of the president of the United States because of his opposition to slavery, it would seem approximately as funny to us as Zoolander would seem to them.
5. An irresistibly brainless comedy.
6. Stiller attempts to turn bikini-size material into a maxi-length coat. All that does is create a product full of holes.
7. Zoolander's vain stupidity gets as wearisome on film as such behaviour is in real life.
8. Zoolander's superficial satire is more smarmy than charming.
9. A rare, modern stupid comedy: one that's smart about half the time.
10. Finally points Stiller in the right satirical direction, even though his central topic could just as easily be skewered in 10 minutes.
Based on these individual reviews, what is the critic consensus?

A: Consensus: A wacky satire on the fashion industry, Zoolander is one of those deliberately dumb comedies that can deliver genuine laughs.
1. Those vets certainly deserve to be heard, but virtually every scene of the film tells us something we already knew.
2. This thoughtful, sensitive film, perhaps the most emotionally wrenching of all the Iraq documentaries, could have been made after any war.
3. This documentary is enraging. So much lip service is paid to supporting the troops; so little support is actually given.
4. It's an edifying, upsetting film that offers a different perspective on the situation in the Middle East.
5. It's a haunting and welcome addition to the growing library of war documentaries; one that wisely lets its subjects speak for themselves.
6. The Ground Truth powerfully documents the human cost of the Iraq war.
7. This film, a raw howl of outrage and pain, is proudly one-sided, allowing a generation of wounded men and women to scream their betrayal.
8. Mostly a string of talking-head interviews, but those talking heads -- more than 16 men and women -- are compelling.
9. Ultimately the accumulated impact of the soldiers' stories is mitigated by a certain preachy tone the film takes on in its final act.
10. Thanks largely to the brutal honesty of its subjects, The Ground Truth transcends the protest genre and delivers a much broader cautionary tale.
Consensus: The stories the soldiers have to tell are eye-opening and wrenching to hear; collectively it's a searing peek into the toll of war both during and after.
Q: 1. Girls are crazy. I don't mean they're mildly emotional or excitable. I mean completely nuts. At least the girls flocking to see the new 3D Jonas Brothers movie are.
2. It serves its purpose.
3. I had all four posters on my bedroom closet: Davy, Mickey, Peter and Mike.
4. Love them or loathe them, it's the Jonas Brothers' moment -- you might as well enjoy it.
5. This movie spends too much time on stage, and not enough off.
6. The threat may be as illusory as the thrills in Jonas Brothers are contrived. But that won't stop Jonas junkies from enjoying their magical mystery tour.
7. Young Jonas fans will adore the Brothers' concert flick.
8. This is a concert, not in any way, shape or form, a film.
9. This current squeaky-clean vocal group is way more talented than its elders were.
10. For those of us dwelling outside the Jonas demo, the small charms in the 'candid' moments have little to do with the boys' talents as actors, and a lot to do with the revered icons whose cheeky behavior they're imitating.
Based on these individual reviews, what is the critic consensus?

A: Consensus: Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience should please the brothers' adoring followers, but for non-converts, this concert film is largely flat and unenlightening.
1. This Herbie is loaded all right. Unfortunately, it's with spare parts from dozens of other equally mediocre underdog sports films.
2. I personally did not hoot or chortle or chuckle or holler or wonder, not once.
3. It's a silly, fun, non-offensive, fluffball of a movie...
4. [Robinson's] fun permeates the entire film, and it's irresistibly infectious.
5. Fully Loaded adds up to little more than a cynical marriage of marketable commodities -- Lohan, NASCAR and the durably profitable Bug himself.
6. While Fully Loaded doesn't have much for grown-ups who think characters need dimensions or a good story requires an unexpected turn or two, it offers a nice pit stop of nostalgic memories.
7. As serviceable an introduction as any to the notion of a sentient set of wheels.
8. Five credited writers have managed to complete the script without a single surprise and with a couple of odd omissions.
9. But for all this pretense toward plot, really, Herbie's point is NASCAR and commercial tie-ins.
10. A paint-by-numbers script means that Herbie: Fully Loaded, despite its dying to please four-wheeled star, often comes up flat.
Consensus: Herbie: Fully Loaded is a decent kids movie that is pretty undemanding for adult viewers.
Q: 1. a watchable, but otherwise unremarkable flick.
2. Miami Vice is pure Miami Vice. It's pure Michael Mann. And most importantly of all, Colin Farrell is pure Don Johnson
3. Not the film we were promised but no shame either, Miami Vice is loaded with just enough thrills and spills to keep us glued to our seats.
4. Mann wants to distance his film from the Reagan-era consumerist fantasy of the TV show that inspired it, but all he does is put a dour veneer of visual grime over the same attitudes.
5. If you're looking for the Don Johnson version of Sonny Crockett, you're better off looking at television re-runs.
6. Many critics have found in Mann's films an excess of macho bluster. I can only say his power and exuberant self-belief expose the indentikit dullness of a hundred other meagre film-makers working with similar material.
7. Miami Vice isn't perfect, but it is perfectly mesmerizing.
8. Spearheaded by the compelling paring of Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx, Miami Vice delivers serious action, dangerous liaisons and spectacular locations in a tense and highly anticipated drama adapted from the 80s TV series.
9. There isn't much real chemistry between Farrell and Fox, or even Farrel and Li, so we really don't believe much of what's going on.
10. Thrums with a raw, fierce, jazzy soul.
Based on these individual reviews, what is the critic consensus?

A: Consensus: Miami Vice is beautifully shot but the lead characters lack the charisma of their TV series counterparts, and the underdeveloped story is well below the standards of Michael Mann's better films.
Q: 1. One of Woody Allen's most inspired and ingenious ideas, played by a dream cast.
2. Mr. Allen has drawn on autobiographical specifics in other films, but this may be the one in which he speaks most seriously from the heart.
3. Woody Allen may not be on screen, but he's definitely in control, working his magic backstage behind the velvet curtain.
4. Very funny Allen film with excellent period detail.
5. Some of Woody's best late-career comedy material.
6. Don't speak - just enjoy the movie.
7. Proof that Woody Allen is much better when he doesn't act.
8. Very entertaining.
9. Boasts juicy performances.
10. If not bowled over, we're at least won over.
Based on these individual reviews, what is the critic consensus?

A:
Consensus: A gleefully entertaining backstage comedy, Bullets Over Broadway features some of Woody Allen's sharpest, most inspired late-period writing and direction.