IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "anacondas the hunt for the blood orchid".

OUT: 1. The kind of sequel that should have gone directly to DVD shelves.
2. I can appreciate a good B-movie as much as the next guy, but even by the very relaxed standards of B-moviedom, "Anacondas 2" is a rather sad affair.
3. It's impossible to have a waste of talent when there appears to have been none involved in the first place.
4. The big snake is back and he's brought along some friends.
5. It's a dumb pic, but it does what these type of escapist summer films are supposed to do--provide some silly thrills.
6. Dwight Little directs this exciting film that will keep you on the edge of your seat.
7. This movie features a scene of a snake chasing a monkey, which is more than I dared hope for.
8. As a special-effects extravaganza, it's pretty tepid stuff, but as a jungle potboiler, the movie has just enough campy thrills to keep customers satisfied.
9. There's some guilty popcorn pleasure to be had from watching beautiful people get digested down into the belly of the beast, but don't expect anything fresh or inventive here.
10. Who knew the science field was so jam-packed with beautiful people?

IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "the intern".

OUT: 1. There's not much here story-wise. But when Meyers wants to write an involving scene with characters thinking and feeling the way humans think and feel, you want to applaud.
2. A nice little film that is peppered with several mild laughs.
3. The Intern is a throwback comedy to the filmmaker's early work such as Baby Boom and Father of the Bride: sweet, uncomplicated, and overly earnest.
4. Meyers continues to be like baseball sabermetrics in cinematic form: Maybe never a home-run hitter, but someone who's patient and gets on base over and over and over again.
5. De Niro and Hathaway's characters grow ever closer in their relationship, and even end up literally "in bed" together. But it's not what it sounds like.
6. The Intern is an insubstantial Nancy Meyers comedy kept afloat by Robert De Niro and Anne Hathaway's screen chemistry.
7. The Intern is feel-good cinema with something to say, but still doesn't want its viewers to feel bad about anything.
8. The movie wants to believe that you can manage the perfect career and family life - that humanity doesn't need to be sacrificed for capitalism - and because we like these characters so much, we do, too.
9. The potential for this film to fall apart due to a saccharine script or overacting was high, but Meyers and her cast never let that happen.
10. I found Meyers' script charming and delightful. Plus the added charisma of De Niro and Hathaway on screen helps to keep "The Intern" from getting stupid.

IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "monte carlo 2011".

OUT: 1. "Monte Carlo" fails even as the cheesy teen-girl romantic pap its creators set out to achieve.
2. The scenery is pretty, the actresses work hard and it all goes by fairly quickly, if unmemorably.
3. A throwback to escapist rom com fare in the sixties. Totally unrealistic but still fun for the "tween" set.
4. The movie sputs out like fizzled fireworks in the Monte Carlo night.
5. Frothy, corny, adolescent wish-fulfillment fantasy
6. I'm shocked, but this movie respects its audience more than 'Larry Crowne' or 'Transformers 3'
7. More than a bit silly and contrived, but so agreeably cast and well executed as to certainly mitigate these shortcomings for its core audience, who'll lap up the improbably romantic adventure.
8. Features Selena Gomez in two roles, which is awkward because she only has one and a half expressions.
9. There isn't much for adults in this at all, but Leighton Meester at least keeps things snappy for anyone trying to enjoy this on an ironic level.
10. ... the movie does have its little pleasures, in an adolescent high-school-drama-club sort of way ...

IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "1010939-jason and the argonauts".

OUT:
1. This absurd, unwieldy adventure -- if that's the word -- is no worse, but certainly no better, than most of its kind.
2. Great fun, as these things go, with a Bernard Herrmann score to boot.
3. In a cinema landscape populated with all kinds of digitally created creatures and setpieces, it's nice to take a look back and witness the birth of these ideas.
4. (A) fantasia of the classic Greek myth with a brawny odyssey through lands of magic, all at the behest of the gods using humans as pieces in their competitive games and wagers.
5. For true Ray Harryhausen fans, Jason and the Argonauts will remain one of his greatest feats. And if you bring yourself back to the era, you'll find a world of wonder yourself.
6. The sheer outlandish nature of the production sets it apart from many of the mythology-inspired films of its era.
7. The film's engaging use of Greek mythology, entertaining supporting performances (the star, Todd Armstrong, is a bit bland), and outstanding model work (A six-headed Hydra! Seven fencing skeletons!) make it an ideal collector's classic.
8. It mostly comes alive through the imaginative special effects by Ray Harryhausen, the maven of stop-motion animation.
9. The $3 million film has a workable scenario and has been directed resourcefully and spiritedly by Don Chaffey, under whose leadership a colorful cast performs with zeal.
10. Easygoing satire of mythical determinism