IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "boondock saints".

OUT: 1. More interested in finding fresh ways to stage execution scenes than in finding meaning behind the human urge for self-appointed righting of wrongs, pic is stuffed with effects that have no lasting impact.
2. Train wreck!
3. [A] dim-witted, aesthetically clunky Tarantino clone.
4. It's one thing to make a film that's violent and profane; it's another to make one that's a moral black hole, and to do it because black looks cool. [Blu-ray]
5. Duffy's models are clearly snarky, ultraviolent Tarantino-esque crime pictures, but this movie's cleverness is never quite on a par with its bloodlust.
6. An embarrassing waste of time, and nothing even resembling the guiltiest of guilty pleasures...
7. Willem Dafoe's portrayal of the conflicted homosexual FBI agent is overacted to such an extent that it is hilarious, amazing and entertaining. His is an unforgettable character.
8. Satire or self-parody would be vastly preferable to the film's unironic endorsement of outlaw justice, but you'd be hard pressed to find anything resembling irony or subversiveness in this exercise in lovingly rendered ultra-violence.
9. While I don't think the flick really has much of a brain in its head ... it sure isn't boring.
10. If you can't sit back and enjoy an entertaining popcorn flick like The Boondock Saints, then you'll probably never understand the difference between the movies and real life.

IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "how i killed my father".

OUT: 1. Demonstrates why nowadays the best thing you can say about an American movie is that it plays like a French film.
2. Fontaine indulges her signature style, creating a carefully measured film -- the kind whose impact slowly sneaks up on its audience and haunts them long after leaving the theatre.
3. Chillingly prosaic.
4. How I Killed My Father is one of those art house films that makes you feel like you're watching an iceberg melt -- only it never melts.
5. What makes How I Killed My Father compelling, besides its terrific performances, is Fontaine's willingness to wander into the dark areas of parent-child relationships without flinching.
6. A compelling French psychological drama examining the encounter of an aloof father and his chilly son after 20 years apart.
7. It's a tour de force, written and directed so quietly that it's implosion rather than explosion you fear.
8. Exquisitely nuanced in mood tics and dialogue, this chamber drama is superbly acted by the deeply appealing veteran Bouquet and the chilling but quite human Berling.
9. Fontaine's direction, especially her agreeably startling use of close-ups and her grace with a moving camera, creates sheerly cinematic appeal.
10. Bouquet gives a performance that is masterly.

IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "i capture the castle".

OUT: 1. I Capture the Castle is a well-acted and perfectly realized English drama about the crash course in emotions experienced by a sensitive and imaginative seventeen-year old girl.
2. Wise and moving adaptation of Dodie Smith's beloved 1948 novel.
3. An enjoyable if sudsy growing pains yarn.
4. A sweet, lovely, if perhaps overlong movie.
5. Overly mannered and schmaltzy.
6. ... it's just a soap opera, and not a very good one.
7. A quiet, charming picture (if not a dazzling one) that's true in spirit to its source material.
8. It never talks down to its teenage characters, or exploits them for easy jokes; it never panders to them, either.
9. Despite the period setting, the Mortmains' tribulations will be familiar to anyone who ever felt a stranger in his/her own family or despaired of finding a place in the world.
10. A newcomer who exudes confidence, Romola Garai steadily guides us through the story's early comedy and the surprising betrayals that follow.

IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "1144029-appleseed".

OUT:
1. The supposedly human face of our metal-plated robocop's partner -- the inevitable curvy female in a leather jump suit -- is an inexpressive, glossy doll mask, untouched by human hands.
2. In the clash of 2-D and 3-D images, Appleseed emerges as the cracked-voiced, pasty-faced example of computer animation's clumsy adolescence.
3. The spectacle of the Appleseed anime characters performing Matrix gymnastics proves to be less than awe-inspiring.
4. The bizarre gulf between the realism of the backgrounds and the stylization of the characters undermines a story line about a conspiracy to rid Utopia of 'bio-roids.'
5. Despite swaths of verbal exposition and a tendency to overdose on robot action sequences, the film has enough originality to interest demanding fans of the genre.
6. Has a plot that frolics in the no-man's land between fiendish complexity and utter incomprehensibility.
7. Dazzling visually but is flattened by corny dialogue better suited to the 1936 Flash Gordon serial, a needlessly hard to follow plot and heavy-handed exposition clotted with pseudo-scientific mumbo jumbo.
8. A visual marvel.
9. For all the movie's impressive figure and facial modeling, as well as the superfluid humanoid motion, any depth is purely an illusion.
10. Even in a cartoon this technically astounding, most of the characters appear to have sprung from the DNA of Astro Boy.