IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "beowulf".

OUT: 1. Though the realistic-looking people still have dead, soulless eyes, Beowulf is still an improvement over Zemeckis' creepy kids' movie The Polar Express.
2. Why take the time to draw or render characters if you're just going to try to make them look real? ... Yet, despite my broken-record misgivings, I confess to enjoying Beowulf.
3. Beowulf brays and boasts, it overwhelms and it soars. Like the tendency to exaggerate inherent in its hero, it's a majestic movie that doesn't quite add up to the epic we anticipate.
4. This isn't your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother's Beowulf.
5. It is impossible to shake the fact that other movies have beat this one to the theater with so many similar themes. The new technology, however, has that wow factor that the story is missing.
6. The 3-D effects are nothing short of stunning . . .big, bawdy and fast-paced enough to compensate for the animation ills with which it is afflicted
7. In the tradition of ribald Hollywood blockbusters.
8. Without the elements of crystal-clear digital projection and awe-inspiring 3-D animation, the film doesn't have much going for it.
9. Seeing Angelina Jolie's naked animated body doing a sexy slither out of the water might turn your PG-13 boy into an R-rated man!
10. Sexualized to the point of absurdity.

IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "the guard 2011".

OUT: 1. There is something smug and roguish-by-rote about the usual Gleeson performance. Yet who else could play this protagonist?
2. The reasons it's worth seeing are Gleeson's impish performance and the sparkling dialogue, which marries Irish blarney to Tarantino-lite philiosophising.
3. "The Guard" is not the most original buddy-cop movie you'll see, but it well may be one of the most entertaining.
4. The always-unbeatable Gleeson is on simply outstanding form, conjuring a character both dignified and ridiculous, heroic and hardly bothered.
5. The Guard, like its unconventional hero, is a true original.
6. Like bacon, Brendan Gleeson makes everything taste better.
7. "The Guard" is violent, profane and funny.
8. Spiteful, ironic and human in turn, The Guard is an entertainment that makes most of the year's American comedies look impoverished, and in Gleeson it has a palpable star.
9. Offering shades of Sidney Poitier's In The Heat of the Night, The Guard is a good character study with an above average script.
10. Assured and well-written, it may totter uncertainly in the third act but it's a pleasure to listen to a script with such an ear for shocking insult and knowing offence.

IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "1197696-fantastic mr fox".

OUT: 1. The result is not only marvellous whimsy, but also something that advances the burgeoning retro-tech movement.
2. Movies are always group efforts that involve dozens of people with varying ideas, but Mr. Fox is an astonishing example of one creator getting all of his collaborators on the same page.
3. Of course, an interesting and clever children's film with a cast and team this talented is still worth a look, but this match made in hipster movie heaven could have been more magical.
4. Every kid probably won't get "Fantastic Mr. Fox." But then again, not every adult gets a Wes Anderson movie. But if the right kid and the right parent find themselves in the seats, they should have a ball together.
5. Fantastic may be a little overboard when it comes to descriptors for Mr. Fox, but entrancing is about right.
6. Adds yet another wry, carefully composed bibelot to the cabinet of curios that defines the Anderson oeuvre.
7. The texture of the puppets and the imperfect nature of the medium give it a real-life heft that computer-generated technological marvels simply can't match.
8. If I have said it once, I will say it a million times. Talking animals are funny. An offbeat yarn with great music, better acting and erudite goofiness.
9. It's a magical feat, one that turns puppets into personalities and an English meadow into Anderson's world.
10. Fantastic Mr. Fox is certainly different from Anderson's recent stuff, and that's all good.

IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "tortilla soup".

OUT:
1. Tortilla Soup is as tasty and nourishing as one of Martin's finest meals.
2. Although six writers worked on the adaptation, for once too many cooks didn't spoil the broth.
3. Certainly isn't indigestible, but by comparison to its more savory source, it's considerably less than mouth-watering.
4. Feels instantly dated, distinguishable from EDMW only by some attractive close-ups of avocado.
5. Like many a meal, the lives of these characters don't necessarily turn out as planned, but the surprises are what provide the extra flavor and delight.
6. English-language remakes of foreign films are usually suspect, but Tortilla Soup is the exception that proves the rule.
7. Predictable as a fast-food restaurant.
8. A Resplendently basic, lovey- dovey and inside-out King Lear.
9. Charming.
10. a warm, fun, satisfying film.