1. Unless you're looking for a midnight movie to watch in the middle of the afternoon, beware when you walk into the multi-plex or you just might make a wrong turn and wind up watching this - you'll be sorry!
2. A negative pickup by Fox, dumped into theaters on Friday without benefit of press previews, Wrong Turn is steeped only in frightless torpor.
3. Lazy would-be horror film.
4. The plot unfolds like a slasher-by -the-numbers kit.
5. Dull, humorless slasher flick.
6. There are a lot of things wrong with this movie, and no things that are right. It's just about as bad a movie as I've seen in all the years I've been reviewing films.
7. Bad directions are the least of its problems.
8. It entertained me for 'what it was.'
9. [It] is better than the average entry in the subgenre because it eschews exposition in favor of thrills.
10. This sleazy slice of hicksploitation features a band of inbred mountain men so monstrous and foul, they make the toothless hillbillies of Deliverance look like the Vienna Boys Choir.
Based on these individual reviews, what is the critic consensus?
An unremarkable slasher flick that fails to distinguished itself from others of its ilk.