IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "the dilemma".

OUT: 1. Howard slowly escalates the tension to an unexpected but deeply satisfying pay-off, and the film's final scenes demonstrate yet again that he is one of the few mainstream directors who can make dramatic symbolism work on a big canvas.
2. The true dilemma of this misguided seriocomedy lies in the filmmakers' confusion as to whether they're making a side-splitting bromance (nope) or an unsparing, warts-and-all look at screwed-up relationships (sort of).
3. Even though The Dilemma fails as a whole, there's enough ethical brain teasing and character-based conflict to warrant an unenthusiastic recommendation.
4. "The Dilemma" is never dull, but it's also a mess.
5. Suffers from the mistaken impression that it's a comedy. Instead, it's merely a template for comedy, handed to a group of people who obviously had no idea what to do with it.
6. The latest comedy to explore the ethics of male friendships, The Dilemma relies on the enthusiastic performances of its unique cast to see it through.
7. The problem is that, like its primary characters, the film itself is emotionally damaged, trying too hard to be likeable and coming across too serious and dysfunctional for its own good.
8. A dark spirit pervades this Vince Vaughn/Kevin James buddy movie that stifles laughter.
9. The Dilemma is quite enjoyable until its characters stop behaving like rational adults and start acting like they've just realised they've got a film to finish.
10. It deals with a serious issue of problems in a marriage, but it does so in such an ignorant, clumsy, sophomoric way with a sexist point of view that it loses any value, either morally or in terms of entertainment.

IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "p2".

OUT: 1. This is one of those thrillers where the person on-screen is often the only person in the theater who can't guess what'll happen next.
2. Despite an enormously creepy turn from Bentley, the story has nowhere else to go but into the standard (albeit judiciously used) stalk-and-slash territory.
3. Even by the low standards of the horror subgenre playfully nicknamed "torture porn," P2 is scraping the bottom of the movie barrel.
4. The only scary part about this is that someone out there might actually love it.
5. The same old grim game of cat and mouse. Sure, we hope the mouse gets away. But mostly we just want the whole thing to end.
6. Routine but skillful, P2 takes a bare-bones premise and uses it to string up a series of escalatingly tense situations.
7. Who decided that a horrorfest set in an underground parking garage needed to be made?
8. Bentley doesn't have what it takes to be creepy and scary. He's too pretty. I have a feeling most women in the audience would be quite happy if he tied them up
9. A mostly threadbare Christmas stocking with too many plot holes to patch.
10. P2 struggles to maintain its momentum because there's simply not enough to do in a parking garage to fill out a feature film.

IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "three kings".

OUT: 1. Ultimately, instead of drawing us in, his swagger and the dazzle of his pyrotechnics keep us at a remove from the savagery. They become abstractions, too.
2. An original and brilliant combination of comedy, action and sophisticated political comment.
3. ...very stylish, often surreally funny, and actually contains sound criticisms of American foreign policy...
4. In a day where so many films are showing the influence of music videos, it's refreshing to see such groundbreaking visuals with a style that's all its own.
5. It's George Clooney's best showcase to date -- a picture that is as strong as the war itself was dubious and one-sided.
6. A work of strangely bold, distinctly American pop art.
7. What we have here is not just a surprisingly proficient action picture, but also an enlightening and touching human drama that hits the heart in more ways than one.
8. Three Kings does just about everything right. That's why it's the best picture of the year so far.
9. a Desert Storm action flick with conscience
10. Funny, poignant, and unrepentantly forthright in its dissection of U.S. military policy and switching with ease from side-splitting black comedy to thoughtful drama...

IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "mortal kombat annihilation".

OUT:
1. Witless, charmless and clueless.
2. Its dazzling special effects make its combatants flip and fly, spin and soar, all the while punching and kicking each other like jackhammers, only to leave viewers utterly unmoved.
3. A dopey, badly acted and headache-inducing bore.
4. A little more work is required, for instance, on four-arm technology.
5. Quite serious, charmless and critic-proof.
6. Here's the lowdown on the latest chapter in Mortal Kombat: deadly dull.
7. It's just an excuse for a series of tedious, repetitious fight scenes that have been staged with no hint whatsoever of originality.
8. There's a kind of grand awfulness about it.
9. As far as the plot, the repetitive bombardment of similar scenarios makes the film seem very long and painfully drawn out.
10. Plot, character, motivation, you ask? C'mon!