IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "national treasure".

OUT: 1. A smart, entertaining little adventure through American history.
2. National Treasure is not so much a no-brainer as a brain-stunner, so audaciously ridiculous you are initially intrigued, then soon irritated by its incoherence.
3. Cage . . . all but sleepwalks through the film with an expression and body language that could be the result of his jockeys being just a scooch binding
4. Safe, simplistic and stylistically inert film fodder meant only for the least discerning multiplex zombies.
5. A witty comedy caper.
6. Great escapism.
7. Despite its superficiality, National Treasure is undeniably enjoyable.
8. None of this should work, but in the best Bruckheimer tradition, it does.
9. Nicolas Cage usually brims with personality, but you wouldn't know it from this pedestrian ripoff of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
10. Interminable and riddled with plot holes you could drive a humvee through.

IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "mean creek".

OUT: 1. One of the year's very best independents.
2. It's a dynamic debut for first-time writer-director Jacob Aaron Estes and a provocative showcase for a gifted young cast.
3. Not since Deliverance has such an innocent, lazy trip down a river turned out so bad. Here the actors make a journey from youth to adulthood and it's a rough ride.
4. Directed with a naked naturalism in a rural Oregon setting, it's so earnest it hurts.
5. Never preachy, never sanctimonious nor touchy-feely, Mean Creek looks at what a social worker would likely call the roots and the legacy of abuse.
6. Through the vast land mass of the teen movie, Mean Creek flows with intelligent purpose and thematic passion, at least until it doesn't.
7. [P]ainfully raw... pulls no punches, makes no apologies or excuses...
8. Estes's film casts prismatic light on the persistent issues of bullying, youth violence, and their mortal and emotional consequences.
9. Story of six kids in crisis may not be anything new, but it is remarkably good.
10. Really captures the mix of innocence and experience that adolescence has to offer.

IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "1093874-superstar".

OUT: 1. Here is a portrait of a character so sad and hapless, so hard to like, so impossible to empathize with, that watching it feels like an act of unkindness.
2. The story is simple -- almost painfully so -- but it still could have worked had the screenplay been more focused and innovative, and the characters dealt with more satisfyingly.
3. Forced bits of padding such as those just show that the concept really doesn't merit more than the five minutes its allotted on Saturday nights.
4. The movie blows.
5. Little more than a warmed-over TV skit.
6. There's a message in there somewhere, but I'm not sure it's worth seeking out.
7. Redundant, repetitive and not particularly amusing, with an unacceptably low gag-to-laugh ratio.
8. Mary Katherine's best suited for the small screen, so wait for the video.
9. I was amused. I wasn't exactly enthralled, but that's nothing to be surprised about when attending a film based on a 9-minute television skit.
10. The script by Steven Wayne Koren bumps along, using musical numbers and fantasy sequences as filler in a thin plot.

IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "biutiful".

OUT:
1. Bardem's subtle, passionate performance is nothing less than perfection, combining his character's contradictions with grace and clarity
2. "Biutiful," built around an immense performance by Javier Bardem, is yet another, albeit sparer, Iырrritu gloom-fest.
3. Biutiful is one of those rare films that is so gorgeous and so splendidly acted that you are tempted to overlook the fact that it is not even close to a great film.
4. Watching Bardem occupy, embrace and ultimately own a multifaceted role like the one he plays in "Biutiful" is a rare treat, and an absolute joy.
5. If there existed an award for pointless, dreary and depressing movies, Biutiful would sweep the board.
6. There's something liberating about Gonzalez Inarritu's hubris -- his insistence on treating his characters the way God treated Job or Jesus rather than downscaling his ambitions to fit the mumblecore-influenced context of the current 'art' film landscape.
7. Biutiful blesses you with the opportunity to see soul exposed, courtesy of Bardem's performance...
8. Biutiful is a love story about the bonds of parenthood with pinpoints of redemptive light amid the darkness.
9. Boasts quality of acting and an overall intensity level that make up for a lot of narrative shortcomings.
10. What Iырrritu gives us is not a beautiful world or an amazing world. It is simply the world, and therefore, by definition, beautiful and amazing - and painful, awful and mysterious.