IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "jersey girl".

OUT: 1. While sweet and stupid, it still provides for good entertainment due to its heart and wit.
2. I admire Kevin Smith for...trying to stretch (but) if this is the best he can do, please, oh please, bring back those trash-mouthed stoners Jay and Silent Bob.
3. The man who once envisioned a monster made entirely out of poop now only allows the substance to be used in a cutesy joke involving a baby's diaper.
4. It's great to see a filmmaker you admire ... try something so completely different.
5. Le passage de Kevin Smith au cinéma plus commercial et plus grand public s'avčre donc un accouchement difficile.
6. A treacly mess that recalls Robin Williams in his 'I need a hug' phase.
7. It's way too tame for Smith's hardcore fans -- they'll probably hate every minute of it -- and not solid enough to draw new admirers.
8. Big, gooey (but often likable) misfire.
9. ...a warm, wonderful and touching little film.
10. Smith tones down his trademark vulgarity to bring his message to the PG-13 crowd, and slices the cherished edge off his voice in the process.

IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "dukes of hazzard".

OUT: 1. One big, uninspired failure.
2. The Dukes of Hazzard better have a big opening weekend. Once the Dukes remake hits thousands of movie screens, it's got to win its own race.
3. The Dukes Of Hazzard is a movie that makes you feel unclean as a result of having seen it.
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5. Certainly not the worst of the endless stream of TV remakes, but given the unassuming, easy charm of the original, still wide of the mark by a country mile.
6. After about 20 minutes, youll start wondering just how many times were going to see our two moronic leads doing handbrake turns and going whoooo-hooo. I counted at least 30.
7. It's a film made specifically and entirely for the purpose of extracting money out of unsuspecting customers' wallets, all marketing plan and no artistic vision.
8. Seems to take pride in being as loud, obnoxious and moronic as humanly possible.
9. Satire by satirists who just don't get it -- approaching the silly outlaw charm (which satirized itself in the TV show) with the subtlety of an F5 tornado in a trailer park.
10. Mental garbage, a picture that's so foul we question its reason for existing.

IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "supercop".

OUT: 1. Chan is fun to watch, no matter what silliness one has to put up with.
2. A super-charged, bang-up action flick the likes of which most Americans still have never seen.
3. An astonishingly fluid and funny movie that makes most American action pictures seem lethargic.
4. Jackie Chan makes his second leap at the American movie audience, following up Rumble in the Bronx with a far sharper mix of stunts, martial arts and Chan's own brand of breathtaking slapstick comedy.
5. Capable female action stars are a non-entity in Hollywood, but Khan packs a wallop both literally and in her screen presence.
6. Supercop is a better movie than Rumble in the Bronx, in large part because it's funnier.
7. Raucous, hilarious, and choreographed with breathtaking daring and subtlety, Supercop kicks ass with charm and wit.
8. Super thrills, super spills, super laughs and super stunts.
9. With martial arts superstar Jackie Chan, older may be better.
10. The plot is nothing more than an excuse for the series of spectacular action sequences in which Chan shows both his physical skills and great sense of humour.

IN: Write an ordered list of reviews about "shrek forever after".

OUT:
1. The weaknesses of the picture suggest that there really isn't anywhere else to go beyond this, but as long as they stop now, the series can always be remembered as a pleasurable one.
2. doesn't do anything the previous installments hadn't already done for better or for worse
3. Better than the last film, but the latest in this disappointing franchise is "Shrek" out of luck.
4. This "final chapter" doesn't try too hard %u2014 save for the finale %u2014 to become an after-school special, the way the dreadfully dull Shrek the Third did.
5. By the middle of the second act, Forever After finally finds its groove, becoming mildly amusing (the actors -- Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas -- are in fine form) but never rising to the inspired heights of the original.
6. Though it's jumped on the 3D bandwagon, the fourth Shrek is almost surprisingly clunky and old.
7. [It] kind of engaged me a little bit.
8. This one had the same paucity in wit and script issues as the whole Shrek series.
9. I've sat through four Shrek movies. Christ, the things I do for you people.
10. Good luck explaining the plot to your kid