QUES: Afterwards , Marina put a harness on me and brought me outside . At first i was very afraid and just sat in one spot . Then she carried me to new locations , and I rolled around in the concrete .

Question with options: What may be a plausible fact about myself ?
ANS: I am a farm animal .
QUES: I was well chuffed . Michelle is getting kinkier every time she works for me and from what I see of Jay , he is getting better form being good since that scene they did with Martha for Back Door Raiders . I got back home later that night and I was fucking knackered . All that driving and filming took it out of me for the day but I slept well assured that the day was well worth the effort of my journey .

Question with options: How did you feel when you got back ?
ANS: I was exhausted .
QUES: Quick update on status of my laptop that magically turned off by itself : it is not the laptop that is broken , I am typing on it right now . I thought that it might be the cords , so I borrowed cords from one of my roommates and my computer turned on . So it 's just the cords , and that is going to be a lot easier to fix than an entire laptop . When I go down to get my printer cords , I 'll tell them the situation ( every time that I say that word , I always think it like Dane Cook says it ) , but anyway , proof that this roommate is nice too and that my laptop actually works . We watched a play today , and this guy was in a penis costume .

Question with options: What may happen after checking my laptop ?
ANS: It will magically stay on as i use it .
QUES: No thrill at first putting on a lawyer 's wig or walking at thirty - two into Parliament House . Few feelings of any human sort are admitted . We seem to have an ambition - machine here , or , worse , a policy nerd , a number - wrestling corporate accountant , a two - legged White Paper . The caustic clown , the parliamentary Groucho , the happy Houdini , the unstoppable Woody Woodpecker has gone missing . The jesting gladiator we love to boo and clap and curse has vanished into air , into thin air , and into the Official Version , rewritten history .

Question with options: What country is the narrator most likely from ?
ANS:
United Kingdom