Problem: So I arrived at the Budget rent - a - car counter and they nice lady kindly told me that they provided me a FREE upgrade to even bigger SUV . WOW I thought , lucky me , I got one of these : And half an hour later I discovered why . This monster chews petrol like oil is only $ 30 a barrel , not $ 130 a barrel .

Why might I have been given an upgrade to a bigger SUV ?

A: Because no one ever wanted them because they are gas guzzlers .


Problem: I think he 'll learn from this experience . So yesterday I went to the Nudo 's for Easter dinner . It was great . I ate so much food and now I have a headache and I ' m exhausted . All the food was amazing .

Which of the following is true of the narrator ?

A: He is tired and in pain .


Problem: It feels like forever since I ' ve posted here . The whole living with no internet thing blows . So , I decided to take a mental health day from work today , since last night was horrible and stressful , and I had n't taken off in ages and I worked the weekend anyway . Unfortunately , about an hour after calling in sick I discovered that the vaguely ill feeling I 'd had the day before was n't just due to stress -- it was because I was actually sick . And thus , my fake - sick - day became a real - sick - day and I feel like absolute shit .

How was I feeling last night ?

A:
I was not feeling too great .