Problem: Ozzie got into a major scuffle with a damn raccoon over who actually owned the recycling bin last night at 11 . We were too busy trying to get her leg to stop bleeding to notice that the damn scavenger had bit her in the ear , right along the edge , through the vein , and there was blood smeared all over the edge of the sofa bed . Now , $ 300 later , she is conked out on antibiotics on her gigantic new dog bed .

What is true about Ozzy ?
OPTIONS:
- She is our pet .
- She is a cat .
- She likes raccoons .
- She is wide awake .

A: She is our pet .

Question:
I was busy but I sat down anyway and assumed he wanted a dance . Silly me . From the first second I sat down I was trying to get him to stop pawing at me and rubbing my back . I had to discreetly get his hands off me and still seem nie enough to buy a dance from .
Answer the following question: Where was the narrator when she was having a hard time with the guy rubbing her back ?
OPTIONS:
- Working in an office trying to remain discreet .
- In the doctor 's office trying to examine his back .
- She was at work in a strip club .
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
She was at work in a strip club .

Question:
My stuff arrives tomorrow morning ( hopefully ) . My TV and Internet are going to be setup Friday . I am getting FIOS for the first time ; we 'll see if the hype is worth it .

What nay i be getting this weekend ?
OPTIONS:
- A new phone
- A new computer
- None of the above choices .
- Faster internet
Answer:
Faster internet

IN: I was treading water thinking they will come back , but the rope from the tubes had gotten stuck in the prop under the boat . I calmly yelled out please come back and get us . I looked over at them doing there thing over at the boat as they floated father away , I started getting tired and thought ok , they better get back here . As I sat there swimming I thought come on now I yelled come on and get over here .
Why has the narrator been left in the water ?
OPTIONS:
- The narrator is doing what they are supposed to be doing .
- The narrator is all by himself .
- The narrator 's party do n't realize the narrator is struggling .
- None of the above choices .

OUT: The narrator 's party do n't realize the narrator is struggling .

I saw a hummingbird , a female , I think , so I sat on the front porch to watch her and her mate take turns running patrol and eating . When I went to leave there were 4 birds . I think they were fighting over the feeders . That or it was two parents with babies about to leave the nest .

OPTIONS:
- They had a nest with babies
- They were looking for honey
- None of the above choices .
- They wanted nectar if it passed
Answer the following question: What is the reason the hummingbirds were running patrol ?

They had a nest with babies

Problem: The spider was like 2 inches big , its web was all over the front of my porch . My brother tossed a small piece of wood at the web , and the spider freaking CHARGED at it . I wanted to take pictures but by the time I found a camera he disappeared , along with the huge moth he was eating .

wHAT HAPPENED AFTER A PIECE OF WOOD WAS THROWN AT THE WEB ?
OPTIONS:
- The spider got killed .
- None of the above choices .
- The spider jumped at me .
- The spider was scared away .

A:
None of the above choices .