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Thursday , September 4 , 2008 ~ Today Nan and I had off of work and so we packed up the dogs and headed to the beach . It was one of those pretty perfect days again . The dogs looked ever so spoiled , each with their own umbrella !
Answer the following question: Why may the narrator have a sun burn ?
Answer:
The narrator was out at the beach .
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She was my stupid yellow dog , that I absolutely adored . She was basically my mom 's 3rd child . I just did n't think I 'd be so emotional about this . I ' ve accepted the situation , but I just keep crying , and I do n't know why .
Answer the following question: What kind of dog do I possibly have ?
Answer:
I probably have a golden retriever .
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It was a good decision . Lots of ice , a nice dose of vodka and a splash of cranberry to top it off with a couple of cigarettes on the side . All that plus a shower makes me a new man .
Answer the following question: Why is the narrator acting a bit woozy ?
Answer:

The narrator is drinking liquor .