question: I had literally looked everywhere , begging and pleading , but to no avail . Until I came here . Loud music pumped out of the place and assaulted my ears as I opened the door . The first time I had opened the door , I had considered pressing charges against the amps for assault and battery of eardrums , but now I was so used to it I barely noticed it .
Q: Why was the narrator so upset ?

answer: Their ears were blasted .

question: I wrote about the rumored pricing of the Iphone in India in my post last week , the rumor turned out to be true . Iphone was unveiled in India at midnight last Thursday , the pricing is indeed 31k for 8Gb model and 36k for the 16Gb model . No wonder , it turned out to be lack luster , it is a very steep price and is definitely not worth spending so much for the phone especially when there is no 3 G yet in India . However the good thing is it comes without a monthly contract and it can be unlocked for other carriers by paying 2k extra ( I guess ) .
Q: Why is the new phone beneficial ?

answer: It does n't require a monthly contract .

question: When it comes to food , the bad ones for our health are sometimes the best ones for our palate . Controlling our hunger and cravings is one of the hardest things to do in loosing weight . Due to this a new product has been manufactured to target this problem . What is Hoodia anyway ?
Q: What does this passage sound most like ?

answer:
an ad