Problem: My workplace did our summer staff fun - event today , which involved going to the National Zoo . We went to the Panda House first . There , Tian - Tian took a big fucking crap right in front of me . He 'd been eating some bamboo , and then got up to take a long drink of water .

What may be the reason why the animal went to the bathroom in the open ?

A: Animals do n't need privacy to go to the bathroom .


Problem: For the little girl who cared so much truly saw just what it was a human could do . She was now fighting aliens and saving the whole world but when it came down to a town of people in countrycide she saw the true horror of humans . She could n't understand how people could do such a thing and she found herself searching for the answers but getting lost in the quest . " Because it makes me happy . " Words that lingered in her thoughts as the woman who once thought that other humans could n't do such harmful things .

What will happen to the little girl after seeing all of this ?

A: The little girl will have PTSD .


Problem: Nothing could be changed anymore , was what the Ellimist was telling me . Things were set . This was the way it was . Picking myself up off the ground was a slow and painful process , but he waited patiently while I moved . " Okay , " I said , drawing the word out .

What may happen to me before I find myself on the floor ?

A:
I was knocked to the ground painfully