In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.

[EX Q]: Text: obligatory "didn't happen today" but it happened during the last 12 hours so i think it still counts. 

i live near the border of a big forest in central eu, in a quite green and almost rural neighbourhood. complete with a broad variety of all kinds of creepy crawlies, which is nice, because i really like those. 

my garden also looks accordingly, including a lot of wild, native plants and even some we specifically planted to attract more insects. because, you know, support the local wildlife and stuff.

this also means it's necessary to have screen doors and windows as well as to triple check every piece of clothing that was hung out to dry outside before bringing it back in. which i did with my husbands bathrobe yesterday, but apparently, i didn't check good enough (which could've ended way worse because of his allergies).

later in the evening i went to the bathroom without turning on the lights and grabbed his robe to dry my hands after washing them.

suddenly a *searing* hot pain surged through my hand, i immediately doubled over, managed to sit on the side of the bathtub and was clutching my hand while cursing and crying. 

i swear i thought my damn hand was gonna fall off. seriously, i've been a waitress/kitchen worker for years and burnt myself a lot but holy shit, that was fucking awful. worse than any burn i've ever had and worse than the time when i managed to get some ashes on a fresh wound (long story). 

i honestly thought i had been bitten by some kind of poisonous monster spider.

it was so bad that i couldn't help but start ugly crying while being lumped over the sink, trying to cool my palm with cold water while husband (who was attracted by me cursing and yelling) frantically tried to find the thing that bit me. but the little monster had gone into hiding again, so his search wasn't very successful.

the pain was getting better after a few minutes and there were no signs of me having an abnormal reaction, so we decided to go to bed anyway after a while. 

good thing i turned on the lights while going to the bathroom this time, because that little smug ass sat right in the middle of the floor, immediately trying to hide again when the lights turned on.

luckily i managed to capture it with a drinking glass and piece of paper and we put it outside, where it belongs. it was probably one of [these](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/anoplius_nigerrimus) as it was barely one centimeter long.

i feel very sorry for their prey now and i feel very, *very* sorry for everyone who ever encountered one their giant cousins, the [tarantula hawks](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/tarantula_hawk). i can't even imagine how painful being stung by them is, now that i know how their little cousins feel like.

always remember kids, never mess with a funnily coloured animal. they don't have to worry about being spotted for a reason.


 

[edit:] forgot half a sentence.
[EX A]: went to dry my hands without turning on the lights, got stung by pissed off spider wasp as a result. thought my hand was gonna fall off and probably woke up all my neighbours. hand turned out to be fine, wasp was released into the wild again.**

[EX Q]: Text: this literally just happened. 

i work as, in short, pa to the director of a fairly small company. our board of associates is more a 'panel of experts' that are all engaged in other jobs. therefore it is often just myself and the boss in the office. 

every friday, my boss works out of town and i work alone. it takes me 4 buses to get into work and i often find myself going in for nothing, on the off chance he might call or turn up. a couple of times i've decided to stay and work from home and each time without fail he has shown up to the office and i've had a dressing down. 

today is my birthday and my partner is off work. i was so tempted to stay in bed for the day but decided to be an adult and head in. 

i then sat in my empty, silent office for 8 hours. no tests, calls, emails, and definitely no stopping by. 

i am currently on the bus home. i just texted my mum "[boss' name] didn't even need me in. thanks for wasting my birthday dick head!"

guess what, my boss' name begins with m. yup, i sent it to him. 

now i will spend my birthday and valentines weekend shitting my pants until monday.
[EX A]: called my boss a dick head

[EX Q]: Text: so this happened yesterday, hope that's okay. i was driving into town with a friend, and as we were, i thought i saw another one of our friends riding a bike with someone i assumed was his boss (why?? idk...). my friend has some crazy hair, so i didn't think it was anyone else because i just didn't think they had that hair too! so i pulled a little closer to them as we came up from behind, leaned my head out the window, and shouted "hey you, get off the road!!!". at that moment they turned and looked at me and i realized with great embarrassment and shame that it was just a kid and his dad out for a bike ride, and the dad was looking at me like i'd just tried to verbally molest his child. mortified, i quickly yelled out "i'm sorry i thought you were someone else!" before speeding up and driving away as fast as possible. we had to take a couple turns, and ended up pulling up right behind them again a minute later, our response being to sit at a stop sign for 5 minutes while giving them a chance to drive far away from us, hopefully to never see them again. it was super embarrassing, but we got a good laugh out of it, hopefully that kid doesn't fear biking on the road now because of me, he looked terrified when i yelled at him, i felt so bad...
[EX A]:
yelled at someone on the street, thinking i knew them, turns out i didn't, end up coming across as a creep to his father

