In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.

[EX Q]: Text: this fu happened two months ago but has been haunting me since. a few months back i was driving around with my friend in the burbs. we have a weird sense of humor and as we passed a few deer laying down by the side of the road, i started talking a little shit to them. i proudly asserted that one of them should "stand up and be a man".

and they heard me. since then, i totaled my '02 camry, my 2011 audi a4 (stretch purchase, but i thought i'd have it for a while, lol) and most recently, the 2015 audi a4 that the dealership gave me two days ago.

i'm not a fantastic driver by any means, but i swear to you all they have been charging my car like kamikaze pilots in ww2. the fu's have cost me dearly and i come close to pissing my shorts every time i drive at night.

just dont talk shit to deer.
[EX A]: - talked shit to deer and totaled 3 cars in 2 months.

[EX Q]: Text: i’m not a very interesting person, nor do i lead a very interesting life. i’m just a person who wanted to make frozen pizza because there was nothing left in his house. this just happened a couple hours ago, so here’s my story.

i just got home from school, and all i had eaten up to that moment was one fruit snack (breakfast), a couple of carrots (because our school food is shitty and the only thing they can’t mess up is vegetables), and some water. i open every single cupboard, search every little nook and cranny for hidden sweets, yet i can’t find anything, and to top it all off, it’s too cold to go to the gas station. until i open the freezer.

there, in all it’s glory next to an empty box of eggos, is a supreme pizza. i almost faint with excitement, grab the pizza, and shove it into the oven. about 14 minutes later i hear my oven alarm scream at me, and i run into my kitchen.

one of my friends taught me a way to save dishes. instead of putting the pizza on a rack or plate to cool it down, just put it on the little circle of cardboard that it came wrapped up in. i didn’t know if this was a normal thing that everybody did, but i thought it was genius. so i grab the piece of cardboard and the pizza cutter, right? and so i position the cardboard under the rack so i could slide the pizza onto it and put it on top of the oven. unfortunately, i only got halfway there before i fuck up big time.

for some reason, the cardboard decides to fold in and slide the pizza all the way to the bottom of the oven. i’m thinking it can’t be that bad, so i take a rubber spatula and a regular spatula and position them under the pizza to lift it up. unfortunately, there’s not a lot of space under it , so i accidentally burn a line straight through the pizza from the rack above it. great, well now there’s no cheese or anything covering a fourth of my pizza. the spatulas aren’t going to work, so i just grab some tongs. all i have to do is grab the crust and pull the pizza back to safety. well, fuck, that didn’t work, because it just crumbled the crust and most of it fell off!

great. now most of my pizza is ruined. so i throw out the tongs and decide to just use my fingers. i didn’t really know what i was doing, so as soon as i tried to pull it out with my bare hands, i accidentally touch the same rack that fucked up my cheese and scald my knuckles. i’m not really even thinking anymore, and i’m hungry as hell. i have nothing left to lose because now i screwed up most of my pizza and there’s no other option. i’m just gonna scoot my hands under the pizza and pull it out as quick as possible. lucky for me, i pull it out! it’s okay, so i scoot it under the cardboard again (this time using both hands), and cut it up to eat. i take a bite and spit it out, wondering why it doesn’t even taste decent. i look under the pizza and it’s just completely black. 

i guess for some reason the pizza picked up most of the shit that was on the oven floor, so now i just burnt my hand and wasted dishes for nothing. i’m still starving, so i have no choice but to go walk another half mile to my closest gas station.

that was 3 hours ago. i barely had any money so all i got were some chips and a candy bar. i’ve been rationing out every little bit of dorito and every little chunk of snickers to survive since.
[EX A]: i tried to make pizza, but fucked it up, and in the i just wasted dishes and spent all of my remaining money on shitty chips.

[EX Q]: Text: sorry if this isnt a tip. 

so my friend, she wanted a birthday present. i said sure, okay. however, she's living in ireland for a few months. i thought i would just buy the present and give it to her when she gets back. a belated surprise, so i don't have to buy two gifts. 

two weeks later, she sends me an angry email about not sending her a birthday present. i was surprised that she would be this angry so, i decided i would send it through mail to make it up. but the prices for international mail is high! i didnt know what to do, so stupidly i lied to her and told her i sent it and it would come in a couple of weeks. i thought by that time, i would have made enough money to send it right? 

wrong. my dad went to er because he now has kidney stones, my mom is also in the hospital for her back pains and i have no money right now. 

now, i'm forging an email and tracking number for the package to tell her that the package was mishandled and is now on its way back to me. i am literally not done tifu-ing. i have no idea how to escape from this fuck up though. i am also wracking my head over how to make company email because a gmail is going to be a really bad forgery. 

*sigh*

guys, dont be like me. i wish i could tell her the truth, but she already cut ties with me as friends twice because of things like this. so, i can't fuck this up too.
[EX A]:
birthdays are a big deal.

