Instructions: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Input: Text: so over the past few days i have had a building stomach ache which i thought was just gas etc. it was mild discomfort really, nothing to worry about. or so i thought. 

i had a date last night, it went swimmingly, even though my stomach hurt. i had another date scheduled for tonight, and as my stomach hurt more and more i chose to warn her that plans may change. 

i went out to lunch with the girl i had been with last night, indian food, which is pretty ballin, and tasty as shit. things went well, aside from some gurglings in my midsection. 'gas' i thought, nbd. unfortunately after lunch on my way back to work, and thankfully after saying goodbye to my lunchdate, i try to relieve some of the pressure by taking a much needed fart. instead of relief i realized in horror that a solid glop of liquid shit had come out. i immediately half stand up in my truck, as i am wearing my overcoat, i pull it up, sit back down thinking i had saved it, then remembered my truck seats are fabric. in desperation i pull over a gift bag i have in my truck from transporting christmas presents, pull the gift out (it really was nicely wrapped) and shove the bag under my ass praying the cause of the putrid smell in my truck hadnt yet seeped through. 

i immediately begin gunning my truck back to my apartment, about five minutes away from where i work (lucky), swing into the lot, ever feeling the shit keep dripping from my ass, for some reason i couldnt stop the flow, and god my intestines were about to make me scream. as i hurredly park my truck, get out, and remove my overcoat, i can feel gritty feel of the shit particles in my pants chafing, and in horror i look at the bag which had been under me and there is no sign of the liquid. i run upstairs, barge in on my roomate, run into the bathroom, and promptly step in dog piss as he hadnt let his dog out recently. 

i sit down on the toilet, without even closing the door, and begin spraying a disgusting, green stream of shite, groaning and bemoaning my fate. i shrug out of the pants as fast and best i could, and figure out where the liquid had gone. almost the entire back of my pants was tinged brown green.

so, here i am, desperately pissing a stream of shit from my ass, looking at my favorite pair of now ruined jeans, and what used to be my lucky boxers, groaning as my intestines try to tear themselves out of my body, and my boss texts me to ask where the fuck i am and inquire why i am not at work. 'sorry, shoe broke, be back in a jiff' is the only response i could think of. 

 i stand up eventually, nearly puking at the smell, my roommate having booked it when he heard the first splatter, flush the toilet four times, hop in the shower, nearly crying in desperation as i try to rinse myself off from the evil i just experienced. as i wimper and hurriedly find new clothes to rush back to the office, i once again drag my foot through dog piss on the floor. 

i get back to my truck, throw the bag (which smells of the vile, green shit) into a dumpster and make it back to work just in time for my manager to stop at my desk and ask if i had 'fun clowning around during lunch, and please get back to your damn work'.
Output:
descended into the depths of hell, resurfaced a shaken man.