Detailed Instructions: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Problem:Text: so this was a fu with several factors leading to the culmination of fu. i'm currently in my senior year of college, and as it goes i decided to buy a car over the summer with some money i had saved. i also decided that my old laptop was completely falling apart and i needed a new one. so i bought an asus zenbook pro refurbished, $1500 laptop for about $900, seemed like a deal, and up until this morning i was extremely happy with it.

then on tuesday i was in gym class (my college requires physical fitness as a class) and we were playing ultimate frisbee. there's one bumbling guy who thinks he's hot stuff in ultimate frisbee, but he's really clumsy and doesn't really watch where he's going. he decides to guard me, i get thrown the frisbee, i run forward to grab it, he somehow manages to step over my leg, and put both his legs around my one leg, and then twist and fall, bringing my ankle with him... but nothing else. so now i'm writhing in pain, realizing that in the 17 years of hockey and 4 years of rugby the worst injury i am going to receive is playing ultimate frisbee.

so now i'm busy for the rest of the day and don't have time to get to the nurses office, and i decide i'll just ice it the rest of the day and see the nurse in the morning. cut to this morning, and it's colder than usual. i pack up my bag with books and my brand new laptop, and hop/hobble out to my car to drive to the nurse since she's too far away to hop to. 

at this point i should mention it's a 2004 car with an alarm system, but no key fob since the guy that sold me the car lost it. up until this point the alarm hadn't been going off, so i assumed it was just disengaged. well today was different, i went to unlock the car with the key in the door, as i usually do. but when i opened the door the quiet morning air was cut into pieces with the loud honking of my cars alarm. great. i drop my bag and quickly hop in, hoping that if i turn the car on the alarm will turn off. luckily, when i turn the key and the engine starts, it does indeed turn off. now i'm in my car, i turn on the heat, and put the car in reverse to back out of the spot. as i'm backing out i go over what seems like a rather large object beneath my front left tire. will i stop and go back forward to see what it was, i open my door and look down... low and behold there is my backpack, all nice and run over with a good old tred marked in dirt on it. great. i freak out and grab my bag and open it up looking at the laptop, it looks fine, the full aluminum body may have survived just fine. i open it and the screen is shattered, but it doesn't seem like the actual screen is broken, just the glass. i later found out that i can turn the touch screen off, and now i'm using a laptop with a shattered glass touchscreen, and i don't have time to send it in for repairs... yay.

what a day...

 

tldr is tl so i dr: i'm an idiot.
Solution:
sprained my ankle, bought a new laptop, planned on taking my new-to-me car to the nurse to get crutches, open the car door, alarm goes off, drop bag, turn on the car, forget bag is there, and run it over. now i can't walk, my computer is messed up, and i can't lock my car door because the alarm will go off. yay.