In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Q: Text: of course in tifu tradition, this didn't happen today. but i just remembered it after it stayed dormant in the back of my head for years, and now i must share it.
when i was in middle school, my parents forced me to join boy scouts. i barely went on any trips with them, and any time i did, i hated it. the one time i was excited to do anything with them was when we went out on a friday night to go to laserland for some laser tag and pizza. being the middle school boy i was, i decided before we left to rub one out, as was the norm. i finished up, cleaned up, then went out.
after waiting for a while, we get our vests and laser guns, and we're just waiting in the room right outside the arena. now, this room was littered with black lights. so while all my boy scout "friends" were glowing purple, as well as mostly me, my left hand looked like it was wearing a seemingly glowing, white glove.
this sounds bad enough as is, but young naive me wasn't aware of what black lights did. and because i had the brain of a toddler, i didn't make the connection as to why it was only my left hand looking paler than snow white until 3 years later.
so, i proceeded to go around showing off my beautiful, angelic, white hand to all of the boy scouts. including my parents. i had always wondered why no one really talked to me that night, until in my science class in 9th grade where we joked about what black lights did. 

once i finally found that out, i also simultaneously figured out why all the boys started picking on me from then on. they were never specific with it, but i still remember a handful of times where it seemed like they said something a bit too specific, like how during the next trip they all started saying i probably loved hentai cause i was such a loser. jokes on them, because they were right.
A: 
did the herky jerky before going laser tagging with the boy scouts, didn't realize black lights reveal secrets no one wanted to know, then proceeded to show off my snake wrangling hand to all of the scouts. was then called a loser and hentai lover from then on.