In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
One example: Text: quick backstory: i am a duel enrollment student (still in high school but goes to college full-time) and don't have my license so i bike home. 

now let's get to the fuck up. i was riding down the sidewalk and up ahead was a golf cart blocking the way. the man who was using kindly moved it out of my so i could get past. as i go by, i give him the nod and say "thank you" just to be courteous.  well he didn't really give me that much space so as i was saying thank you, my goes into the grass and i quickly try to readjust, resulting in my tire hitting the side of the sidewalk and me falling off my bike. i looked like a complete dumbass and just laughed to myself and kept riding.  luckily, i don't take myself too seriously, so i wasn't that embarrassed.
Solution is here: said thank you, fell off my bike.
Explanation: This summary is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "thanking someone and later falling off from the bike".

Now, solve this: Text: i'm staying with my grandma to help her since she had neck surgery a couple of weeks ago and i've been here almost a month. i'm eighteen and doing a gap year so i decided to cut some of my travel time to help her. well, i was going a little crazy being so isolated for so long, she watches movies all day and always wants me to watch them with her. not just one, but like 4 in a row. it's difficult for me to sit still to watch one movie so sitting/ only walking around the house for so long is driving me mad. i ended up downloading tinder and i went to hang out with this guy and told her i was going on a date with someone (i'm an idiot, but at least i didn't tell her i found him on tinder) i made up an alternate date idea to tell her about since he and i were hanging out at his house drinking a bit and cuddling. well, i cut myself off two and a half hours before i was planning to leave but i still felt tipsy when it was time to go. i text my grandma and say basically that we stayed out a bit too late and went to his mom's house to watch the stars and i'm really tired and didn't think it was safe to drive so his mom offered to let me stay in their guest room. (i know it doesn't sound like it but i really really do hate lying) well she calls me crying and says i don't even sound like myself and thought i was on coke or something! (i don't do drugs and it's legal for me to drink in my country but she hates drinking) she tells me to let her pick me up (which i can't do because i'm at his house) so i frantically promise to come home since she's threatening to call my dad (which, even though i'm 18 still intimidates me :p) so i have to sober up really quick and i have to drink tea and exercise and shit since i don't like to drive when i'm even tipsy even though i probably legally could at that point, but it takes longer to get home because i had to take the time to sober up, and then also took a wrong turn. she couldn't tell i'd been drinking but thought i was on drugs or something, and she started saying weird random things that didn't make sense that i can only guess were a result of her pain meds. i assured her i'm not on drugs but i dont think she believed me. well she's absolutely distraught when i get home last night and it's the afternoon now and we still haven't talked yet and i'm panicking.
Solution:
semi sort of snuck out on date, grandma thinks i'm on coke.