Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Input: Text: this did happen today, yay, but it wasn't the exactly greatest experience i've ever had.

so to get things started i woke up pretty normal, i had this weird burning sensation in my chest but it wasn't really worrying me, i got up, ate breakfast, brushed my teeth and got dressed to go to school. while getting dressed i placed my phone on my dresser and casually forgot about it, no big deal, and went downstairs to drive to school. i hopped into my car and took the usual route without error, and set out to conquer the first day back to school after a short easter holiday. as i stepped out of my car and fished around for my phone i realized that i didn't have it. because i only have my learning permit for driving i'm not allowed to drive without an adult in the car, and my mom needed to get to work, so she drove off with the car. 

now i'm sitting in shop class with only 5 minutes left, waiting for the bell to ring as the teacher drones on about electrical stuff that half of the class doesn't care about, and the other half already knows. i feel this weird pressure building in my stomach, a kind of ominous signal that told me something bad was about to go down. the bell rings and i start walking to my next class, but along the way the pressure begins to build even more, growing into some kind of monster that i know needs to be let out. i head to the bathroom before going to class to drop a big dirty brown, telling the teacher as i stride by.

i reach the bathroom and walk in, checking each stall for potential herpes or aids before plopping my skinny ass down on the cleanest one. as i begin to let the pressure out i hear somebody walk into the bathroom, and then it happened. all of the pressure that had gradually built up over the past few hours was released in a single, bellowing earthquake, followed by the inevitable slosh of a brown tsunami. the person who had sat in the stall next to me didn't say a word, as though this was a usual occurrence. needless to say, i didn't feel very well after that, but i had to endure and clench my buttcheeks for the rest of the day, in fear of another shit storm.
Output:
went to school without a phone and ended up having to endure explosive diarrhea for 8 hours in public.