In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Example: Text: quick backstory: i am a duel enrollment student (still in high school but goes to college full-time) and don't have my license so i bike home. 

now let's get to the fuck up. i was riding down the sidewalk and up ahead was a golf cart blocking the way. the man who was using kindly moved it out of my so i could get past. as i go by, i give him the nod and say "thank you" just to be courteous.  well he didn't really give me that much space so as i was saying thank you, my goes into the grass and i quickly try to readjust, resulting in my tire hitting the side of the sidewalk and me falling off my bike. i looked like a complete dumbass and just laughed to myself and kept riding.  luckily, i don't take myself too seriously, so i wasn't that embarrassed.
Example solution: said thank you, fell off my bike.
Example explanation: This summary is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "thanking someone and later falling off from the bike".

Problem: Text: first off, i’m writing this on my phone so please excuse the grammar.  
i’m older and like to keep a clean house. we have hardwood floors and stairs. my wife has asked me a thousand times not to use the spray wax, pledge, on them but i like how it cleans, even if it does make the surface slippery as hell. 
anyway, today (last night sunday) i was just sweeping the floors and saw some stains that weren’t coming off so i “pledged” them. i told my wife to watch out for a particle spot as it was slippery. so a few hours pass and she’s cooking dinner and has to rush from one room into another and all i heard was a loud crash followed by swearing at me. and now we’re at the hospital getting x-rays done on her ankle which i think she twisted but she thinks she broke.
follow up on monday morning.. it was just a minor sprain.  nothing that an icepack and keeping weight off of it won't fix.

Solution: cleaned the foors, wife slipped on them and hurt herself. mor of story, leave the cleaning to the wife