In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.

Let me give you an example: Text: quick backstory: i am a duel enrollment student (still in high school but goes to college full-time) and don't have my license so i bike home. 

now let's get to the fuck up. i was riding down the sidewalk and up ahead was a golf cart blocking the way. the man who was using kindly moved it out of my so i could get past. as i go by, i give him the nod and say "thank you" just to be courteous.  well he didn't really give me that much space so as i was saying thank you, my goes into the grass and i quickly try to readjust, resulting in my tire hitting the side of the sidewalk and me falling off my bike. i looked like a complete dumbass and just laughed to myself and kept riding.  luckily, i don't take myself too seriously, so i wasn't that embarrassed.
The answer to this example can be: said thank you, fell off my bike.
Here is why: This summary is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "thanking someone and later falling off from the bike".

OK. solve this:
Text: well it happened. i fucked up bad enough to enter these profane halls of reddit, where my stupidity will be glorified and my judgement questioned until i rot. or possibly fuck up again.

so, it's a saturday, and i'm having a good time watching some pure carnage and savagery on the season 4 of vikings. suddenly, nature calls and i feel a massive and more importantly, tight, shit arriving at full force. i go into the toilet and lock the door. oh how i wish that door would've remained locked and i didn't go back to get my phone. but i did, and that's why i'm a fuck up. 

i calmly sit down with my phone and turn to some scrolling on reddit and then to some stupid video on youtube. meanwhile, that absolute behemoth of a shit comes out with maximum purpose and the cacophony of the popping farts and titanic splashing noise creates soundworks rivalling the 4th of july. at this point, a relatively rare cocktail of senses attacks my fragile demeanour. the stupidity of this god-awful video makes me snort with laughter, while at the same time, a fucking horrible stench rises from the hallowed depths of my asshole, hitting me full-on in the nasal region.
 
this unpredictable combo makes me jolt with humorous disgust in a highly awkward manner, which leads to me dropping my brand-new samsung galaxy s7 edge into the toilet hole. my eyes wide with terror at the realisation of what just happened, i hastily stand up and shout "fucking hell!" before running out. 
now here's where the first increment in the eventual fuck up was delivered; i had not wiped myself and the little shits were hanging on to dear life at the dusty edges of my freshly-pooped rectum. i went out and got a bunch of thick tissues, knowing the light toilet paper will just rip and stick to the phone screen, which was probably already dead in a burial of yellow water and chunky feces.
 
when i get back to the toilet, my aunt and little cousin, who i had completely forgot were visiting, were at the door wondering what on earth the shouting was about. i feel my balls shrivel in embarrassment because this is when i realise that i'm standing butt naked with shit still a part of my mortal instrument. my aunt, a deeply pious muslim woman, screams in horror and disgust at the sinful view of my crown jewels, and the miasma of excrement slowly emanating, and runs to the toilet in the next room.
now this is where, probably due to the pandemonium and shame, i come up with a brilliant idea (fml). my little cousin, too young to give a shit (no pun intended) was just standing there, looking unfazed by the entire situation. so, i gently guide him to the scene of the crime and instruct him to close his eyes and pick up my phone; calling him a good little boy and promising him dreams of toblerone.

i run quickly to my room to get another pair of pants, not being smart enough to wear the one i left at the toilet, or standing by my brave little kinsman as he proceeded to enter arms-deep into hades. however, i didn't realise that while i was ordering him to pick up my phone, he already had his mother's phone in his hand playing an admittedly difficult game of angry birds. i take my time wiping myself with tissues and redressing in my room when i hear another scream. i run out to the toilet where i realise that my cousin also dropped my aunt's iphone 7 plus with my aunt, back from the toilet after probably puking, watching him in an islamic rage that can only be channelled through a violent onslaught of empowered arabic swearing.

i picked up the phones, now boasting an opalescent golden hue, and washed them further in the sink; realising that i’m at that point in my life where i’m washing a mobile phone with palmolive handwash to fix the problem. the little bastard ratted me out, telling his mother and everyone who would hear about what i told him to do, as well as about the crime of bribery through chocolate. now, although i can’t exactly blame him, i was buried in some deep shit (again, no pun intended). my parents got back from work (my aunt came a little early to visit and was waiting to see them) to find the massacre i had committed to the expensive devices, which were now untouchable due to the dizzying odour and oily texture. 

the entire family at gatherings cannot stop with the dangerously accurate poop jokes and hidden smirks when i show up. i have also abandoned the use of the popular phrase ‘oh shit’ to convey shock or excitement as of this time. my dad’s buying my aunt a new iphone and i’m probably never making any important decisions in my family in the near or really any foreseeable future. yeah, i fucked up real good.
Answer:
dropped my new samsung galaxy s7 edge in the toilet after a particularly abominable session of shitting; ran out with poop and came back naked as my name-day in front of my strongly religious aunt; told my cousin to pick the phone up, who proceeded to drop his mother’s iphone in there as well.