In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Example: Text: quick backstory: i am a duel enrollment student (still in high school but goes to college full-time) and don't have my license so i bike home. 

now let's get to the fuck up. i was riding down the sidewalk and up ahead was a golf cart blocking the way. the man who was using kindly moved it out of my so i could get past. as i go by, i give him the nod and say "thank you" just to be courteous.  well he didn't really give me that much space so as i was saying thank you, my goes into the grass and i quickly try to readjust, resulting in my tire hitting the side of the sidewalk and me falling off my bike. i looked like a complete dumbass and just laughed to myself and kept riding.  luckily, i don't take myself too seriously, so i wasn't that embarrassed.
Example solution: said thank you, fell off my bike.
Example explanation: This summary is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "thanking someone and later falling off from the bike".

Problem: Text: this happened almost 15 years ago but still makes me shudder.

i had just moved to a new city and was living temporarily with my cousin / new boss. on the morning of my very first day of work, my cousin-boss was a few hours away for business, and i decided to go out on his bedroom's rooftop balcony for a smoke and a phone call. 

so i was just out of the shower, in a towel, with a cig in one hand and a *cordless landline* in the other. when i went to go back inside, of course the door was locked and my dumb ass hadn't even checked before going out there. literally the only way in this glass door would be to smash it. i tried calling my cousin hoping that maybe, just maybe there was a secret key out there. aaaaand straight to voicemail.

so i did the next logical thing... i climbed over the balcony banister to access the stairs, thinking there was a slight chance the front door of the apartment would be unlocked. (i recognize now this wasn't the wisest of choices.)
i went into the rooftop stairwell and dashed down to get into the building. and yet... the door to the inner hallway was locked. no access. so i ran back up the steps at this point fully panicking... and you can guess where this is going. the door at the top of the steps was locked too.

what else was i supposed to do? i continued down all 5 flights of stairs and the only door that wasn't locked was the one that led to the alley behind the building. i was 18 and in a towel. this was downtown chicago. i closed the door. so i sucked it up and dialed 911... described predicament... sat down in stairwell to hang my head in shame spiral. and then i heard the sirens. oh, the sirens.

cut to me being "rescued" from my awkward prison by - and i shit you not - a team of 12 fully uniformed "chicago's finest" firefighters and police officers who then escorted me to the front door of the apartment, wrapped me in a trauma blanket, and unsuccessfully attempted to jimmy open the lock. eventually one of the guys was able to finagle the lock on the balcony door and let us all in the front door. everyone shared a nice chuckle. 

the only co-worker i had previously met - my other boss - and i didn't realize but he was also my neighbor - called me and asked if i was ok, as he had just driven past my building (slowly, in a convenient traffic jam i helped create) and was concerned about all the emergency vehicles. i explained, he was incredulous. he then told everyone in the office what happened, so by the time i arrived, people met me for the first time and already knew about my morning. my reputation had preceded me... great start to that job. good thing my cousin was the big boss.
 
i learned my lesson and quit smoking, using cordless phones, and going in or out of any door without checking first to see if it's locked. 

 

**edited for formatting. i'm new here!**

Solution: i accidentally locked myself on roof and then inside stairwell; chicago fd and pd got to know the post-shower me.