In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
One example is below.
Q: Text: quick backstory: i am a duel enrollment student (still in high school but goes to college full-time) and don't have my license so i bike home. 

now let's get to the fuck up. i was riding down the sidewalk and up ahead was a golf cart blocking the way. the man who was using kindly moved it out of my so i could get past. as i go by, i give him the nod and say "thank you" just to be courteous.  well he didn't really give me that much space so as i was saying thank you, my goes into the grass and i quickly try to readjust, resulting in my tire hitting the side of the sidewalk and me falling off my bike. i looked like a complete dumbass and just laughed to myself and kept riding.  luckily, i don't take myself too seriously, so i wasn't that embarrassed.
A: said thank you, fell off my bike.
Rationale: This summary is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "thanking someone and later falling off from the bike".
Q: Text: tifu by taking a nap on my way home to get ready for work. while i was driving. i often browse the tifu section hoping to never post here but today i have a grueling tale of my long never ending day. lets just say i have had 2 "are you okay?"s for ever 10 bitchings. let us begin.

edit: technically my sisters car. i've just always called it my car. sorry if there was any confusion.
so i'll start with a bit of a back story to help you answer questions later on.

i work up to 5 days a week every weekend at least, weekdays vary. i go to school only two. most of my friends are only free on weekends so i try to go spend the night with them every now and again, which is about a 45-50 minute drive away from where i live. so after work last night at 10pm i headed out. after some time of hanging out i went to drive home about 5-6am for work at 9am. my car doesn't have a working radio so, i rely on my phones, which wasn't all that loud and i guess couldn't keep me awake. 

all i really remember is driving along the road and then was flying through the air upside down. at first i was thinking "can i fix this? what can i do to correct this?" then i heard the top scraping the ground. i must be one of the most calm people in these situations ever. i say this because the second i realized i was screwed i just reached and grabbed my phone that was lying in the window (i could hear the music playing) and called my dad saying i wasn't sure where i was and gave him a vague idea of what i last remembered.

others looking at the marks and my own knowledge of myself this is what possibly happened: i fell asleep and ran over the rumble strips, normally wide awake these scare the hell out of me for some reason, so asleep i could imagine it would be enough to jerk the wheel way to hard to the left run into a ditch, accidentally cut the wheel and from there i remember being upside down flying through the air then sliding for a bit. 

my sister owns the car. i have paid most of it off i'm pretty sure. i've paid around $4k to $5k. i also live or lived with her. she proceeded to call me and tell me about how i have messed everything up. that i don't know what the hell i have just done. her first words when she called me were "what the hell. what the hell have you done." later on my way to the hospital she called my dad again to tell him how much of a worthless scum bag i am. even later in the day i get to hear about how wrecking this car shows her disrespect, shows that i don't appreciate what she does for me, and i guess i need to learn how to wreck a car respectfully now. 

my sister when i first moved in helped me a lot. sold me her extra car and helped me get an xbox one (this does have relevance). i had just started a job at the time. i didn't know at the time she would at every turn hold these things above my head. originally i would pay so much for the car a month and so much for the xbox a month. after i paid off the xbox she decides that i was only paying towards the car. i don't care. she gets all my student refund money towards the car payment. oh well. i don't care. i continue paying. she helps when hours get cut and lets me skip payments until my next paycheck. i figured it was because i give her all of my refunds and was going to give her all my taxes. 

now. i added a $300 tv to that list (i was going to buy it but was like $50 off or something but they paid for it all so i could pay it back on my bill). for wrecking the car and having it sent to my fathers house to be stored freely instead of $200 a day by the towers. among other things that i still yet to understand and have just been explained to me as "secondary things" i have been kicked out. i am now staying about 50 minutes away from school and work, i soon start a new job somewhere about 30 minutes from here in the opposite direction from school, and have no car.

things i forgot to add: my sister had full coverage on the car so shes getting paid what ever it's worth plus what i have given her, sounds like a good deal to me, i don't see why she hates me so much. she is keeping the $300 tv. she is also keeping the xbox one.

car: http://i.imgur.com/v97rygf
car after it was flipped back up: http://i.imgur.com/iwqu1a8

 

edit 1: my sister spoke to my brother, after she gets money from the wreck she's decided she will let me have whats left to get a new car. as in, if she gets $4k and i owe her $2k she will give me the $2k. don't know if i get my tv and xbox back yet though : (. the xbox and tv might not be much to you but i only own a computer for school, clothes, xbox, a desk, a futon, and i used to have the xbox and tv.
A:
fell asleep and wrecked disrespectfully so i got kicked out and my sister is keeping all of my money and things.