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Q: Text: long time lurker first time poster blah blah blah

so unlike some posts in this sub, this actually happened today and is a series of fuck ups

this past weekend my family sadly lost my grandfather to cancer. i did not know him well but i was still required to go to the viewing to be there for family stuff and what have you. the funeral was at 3:00 pm, which is where fuck up number one happens

last night the nascar race went late and because i'm in the south this is obviously more important to me than sleep, which leads to me waking up at 1:30 pm to my grandmother honking at me and my dog barking in my ear. 

after a quick shower we reach fuck up #2, which was when i noticed that my pants was stained with cheese from an amazing cordon bleu i had after church last week. having no time to find a new pair, i get dressed and then we reach my 3rd fuck up, which was me not realizing i still had tags on my shirt. the hour drive to the church was uneventful, which was the calm before the storm for my final and in my opinion worst fuck up of the day, which was while i was talking to family members, who had beaten us to the church, i responded to "thank you for coming" with "it's my pleasure" which led to some death stares from my great grandparents and other elderly family members.
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looked like a bum and said i was happy to go to a funeral