In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Example: Text: quick backstory: i am a duel enrollment student (still in high school but goes to college full-time) and don't have my license so i bike home. 

now let's get to the fuck up. i was riding down the sidewalk and up ahead was a golf cart blocking the way. the man who was using kindly moved it out of my so i could get past. as i go by, i give him the nod and say "thank you" just to be courteous.  well he didn't really give me that much space so as i was saying thank you, my goes into the grass and i quickly try to readjust, resulting in my tire hitting the side of the sidewalk and me falling off my bike. i looked like a complete dumbass and just laughed to myself and kept riding.  luckily, i don't take myself too seriously, so i wasn't that embarrassed.
Example solution: said thank you, fell off my bike.
Example explanation: This summary is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "thanking someone and later falling off from the bike".

Problem: Text: today brought the realization that i royally fucked up about 3 weeks ago.

anyways, i'm a recent college grad who just started a new job and moved into a new apartment. the past month has been overwhelming and stressful to say the least. i mean, damn, it's so hard working a 9-5 without passing out in the middle of the day..i don't know how you people do it. but back to the story...

about three weeks ago i'm finally settling into my life and getting to know my new apartmentmates. we're all pretty tidy and there's never much fruit lying around but i started noticing a few fruit flies here and there. things were tolerable but we started taking some precautions like taking out the trash more often. a few days later and things weren't so bad but i was starting to get annoyed that i had to swat at them while i was cleaning the dishes. 

being the wise college grad that i am, i decided to look up how to get rid of fruit flies and i found this great [wikihow article](http://www.wikihow.com/get-rid-of-fruit-flies) on the subject. as you can see, the third and most effective way to trap the little bastards is by putting some vinegar and rotten fruit into a cup covered in saran wrap with a small hole. the idea is that they are attracted to the fermenting fruit, enter through the small hole, and then can't get out. i was sold! given the few supplies in my new apartment i used a red solo cup with aluminum foil. i placed an orange and vinegar inside and popped that bad boy atop our fridge. 

i continued to go about my days normally and the fly situation seemed to get a bit better for a few days. i went home for a weekend and continued my tiring 9-5 routine all the while forgetting about my trap. life was okay..until they returned with a vengeance. oh my gosh, they were (and are) everywhere. they are watching me in the shower. they join me in my bed. they swarm anytime i eat. i can't watch netflix in peace as they just crawl all over my screen because they are attracted to the backlight. they emerge from the garbage disposal. they. are. everywhere. for proof of this state of emergency, [this is my contacts case](http://imgur.com/gallery/efjlpva/) after i forgot to close it for 2 hours.

and then it hit me..what the hell were my wikihow fruit fly traps doing??!! i suppose you're supposed to use saran wrap and a see-through glass so that you can monitor these things... because, not only was my trap full of floating fly carcasses, but there were empty fly cocoon things and white larvae all along the sides of the cup!!! the flies had entered my trap, gained sustenance on my rotten orange, avoided the vinegar, and laid their nasty little eggs. while some of them might have died, their spawn clearly lived to tell the story and torture me. fuck you wikihow

my life is currently a living hell and i can't even sleep without feeling the tickle of flies on my face. and even when i can sleep..i have nightmares they they are nesting in all the cracks and corners of my new apartment. also i completely understand that my apartmentmates may hate and never forgive me. we haven't talked much. if you have any suggestions for more effective removal of fruit flies please let me know. i'm too paranoid to make my amateur traps anymore..these things are vicious and fertile.

Solution: i tried to make a fruit-fly trap but it turned out to be the perfect breeding ground. i now hate my life.