Instructions: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Input: Text: this happened just this weekend. the plan was to repaint our bedroom for the weekend and my wife was hastening the process. i just couldn't figure out why was she in such a rush but nwm. i was done on sunday at about 12 o'clock.

 impressed by the manly work i just did, i decided to give myself a manly lunch on a very manly couch. manly beans and bear! yeah (manly)!

i slounched back, started to feel the bliss of a lazy sunday afternoon. perfect. until. my wife was at the door asking me "don't you want to go to my parents place?"

"nah babe, i'm fine here. besides its noon ,they probably just want to sleep in"

"are you sure about that?"

"yea" 

 "ok, have fun, i'm going!" and then, 20 minutes later the tifu started.

brain "hey bro, everything cool down there?" me "yea buddy, why you ask?" brain "well there is this titbit of info here that's flashing bright neon red that says "wife_family_gathering @sunday@13h and i'm wondering what to do with it?" me:" ohcrapfukingsaucejosephmaryandjesus!!!"

i nearly leapt to the ceiling, flashed to the garage in some crazy hope that another car will spontaneously appear. of course it didn't! thanks universe! brain "hey bro, use the bike!" me: " but they are on the other side of the town! there has to be a better idea!" brain: "nah bro! no time! do you want to listen to 3-7 hours of complaining how you forgot a important ..." me: "throuthegaragedoor lets do this!!!" 

dear reddit i cycled. it was scorching hot, asphalt and my ass were on fire, melting. it was a 25-30 min drive to get there.

after some time i made it. and low and behold, lady luck was smiling! i saw my wife pulling in their driveway! these words come once in a lifetime but thank god for traffic jam! "brain: hey bro! nice work. but how are you going to explain yourself?" me: "what?" brain " well people are gona  see that you came separately. it will cause suspicion, questions..."
me:"fuk! ok brain, i don't like you and you don't like me. but help me out!"
brain" sure buddy. see that bush full of roses by the road? you are going very fast so just sweep by it and pull a rose. it will be very romantic!" me:"thanks man! you’re the best!" brain "oh, you will see!"

i did as instructed and as a majestic romantic duffus i swept for the rose and continued! my wife got out of the car, noticed me and just stood bedevilled by my romantic gesture! 

brain "good work dude! nice roses. she will certainly like those blood red petals!"
me:"yea, i'm awes....." and then i noticed. tens of spiked_thorns_of_searing_pain firmly lodged into my hand. this best explains my pain in the moment (start at 0:20) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxitp67li-k

to wrap things up here like my hand. my wife appreciated the gesture, her father nodded in appreciation and everything ended ok. thanks brain!
Output:
forgot about important wife's family event, cycled half way across town, impaled my hand on thorny rose bush from hell.