In this task you are given an anecdote. You must find out whether the anecdote is something the author has done or is considering doing. Label the instances as "HISTORICAL" when the author has already done something and label them as "HYPOTHETICAL" when the author is considering doing something in the future.
One example: So I have a good friend that I enjoy hanging out with, but they aren’t good at turning people down so whenever I invited her somewhere and she doesn’t want to go she says yes and then either constantly reschedules, claims she will get back to me with a time that works for her, or cancels at the last minute with some lame excuse. So would I be an asshole if I confronted her and told her to cut the crap and just be straight with me so that I don’t waste the time and energy trying to make things work if she doesn’t want to go? Also do I have any right to be upset since even though my gut tells me she is just being flaky, she is also a very busy person so there is a chance that I’m just overly sensitive.
Solution is here: HYPOTHETICAL
Explanation: the author is talking about something he wants to do.

Now, solve this: This happened a while back, but recently talked to my gf about it (She thinks i'm NTA). Basically, there's this girl at work who's kinda ont he heavy side. While i was with my current gf, she kept trying to flirt with me. I kept telling her to back off and that i had a girlfriend, but she just kept trying harder and harder. Even trying to get physical despite me pushing her off many times and telling her, in no unceryian terms, to fuck off.

One day me and a friend were talking about this. He told me that he thought the only way to get someone like this to back off was to hurt thier feelings. So the next time she tried something, i told her 'I hope they make whaling legal again so somebody harpoons you'. Of course, she went off crying to her friends. It worked though.

Did i go too far? She did straight up try to molest me on multiple occasians, and i work at a maccies so nothing official was ever gonna be done about it (trust me on this)
Solution:
HISTORICAL