Instructions: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Input: Text: new account because i'm certain some of my mates browse reddit. 

this didn't happen today, it actually happened last week, at my friends house party. house parties at his tend to get very wild, and, after the majority of the night had already passed (it was after 4am, i can't remember exactly), i decided to go into the kitchen.

there i found two partygoers, one who had recently had a door kicked open on his head (he had locked himself in the bathroom and passed out), who was playing catch with a rather large onion. 

the onion was given to me to throw by the other person there. the guy with the head injury had a catchers mitt on, so, of course i thought he would easily catch it. i didn't take into account how disoriented he was, only that he had a catchers mitt on.

i hurled that onion like i was a fucking pitcher, confident in my friends ability to catch it.

he did not catch it.

it sailed straight past him, and smashed through my friends single glazing window, sailing into the garden. (it's obviously not my fault, who the fuck has single glazing in 2017?)

i was the only one who didn't find it absolutely hysterical, and spent the next hour sobbing trying to apologize. thankfully, i've known the guy for a long, long time, and since it was clearly an accident he was pretty chill about it, so after calming down i was able to start getting drunk again.

i then spend the next day freaking out calling every emergency window repair in the local area, and we eventually got it fixed, but now i'm skint.

now i'm known as 'onion knight' (it doesn't help that my favorite game of thrones character is sir davos), and, thankfully, none of my friends hate me, like i thought they might after such a phenomenal fuck up.
Output:
underestimated my friends ability to catch an onion, and also underestimated how hard my throw was, causing the onion to smash through my friends kitchen window, am now skint but not ostracized from my friends group like i thought i would be.