Detailed Instructions: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Problem:Text: this happened a few months ago but it just popped into my head. a little backstory. i was at whole foods a few months prior to this night and needed to use the bathroom. after i was done i passed by a stall and noticed something odd. someone had taken a shit, but not just any shit. this was one solid piece of fiber infused glory. easily the most well formed log i had ever seen, so naturally i took a picture.

fast forward to the night in question. i'm going out to the bars with my buddies and we had pregamed in the car prior to walking to the bar. on our way there the topic of shitting came up and i just had to show my friends this glorious shit i had witnessed. we all had a good laugh with some shock and awe thrown in. 

so we get to the bar and it was a little dead but we stuck around. towards the end of the night some of my friends stepped outside for a smoke so i joined them. i notice a girl standing by herself so i approached her and chatted for a little while. it was time to go, so i asked her for her number. i went to pull out my phone, and what was the first thing we both saw? a toilet with a fucking 10 inch log in it. i panicked as i saw her face go from smiling to wtf in an instant. i explained the situation but needless to say it did not end well.

 

edit: grammar
Solution:
took a picture of a shit, showed my friends then later bombed with this girl because it was still open on my phone.