In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
One example is below.
Q: Text: quick backstory: i am a duel enrollment student (still in high school but goes to college full-time) and don't have my license so i bike home. 

now let's get to the fuck up. i was riding down the sidewalk and up ahead was a golf cart blocking the way. the man who was using kindly moved it out of my so i could get past. as i go by, i give him the nod and say "thank you" just to be courteous.  well he didn't really give me that much space so as i was saying thank you, my goes into the grass and i quickly try to readjust, resulting in my tire hitting the side of the sidewalk and me falling off my bike. i looked like a complete dumbass and just laughed to myself and kept riding.  luckily, i don't take myself too seriously, so i wasn't that embarrassed.
A: said thank you, fell off my bike.
Rationale: This summary is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "thanking someone and later falling off from the bike".
Q: Text: so last friday night i accidentally spilt some ginger ale in my room which is in the basement. i didn't think i spilt a lot at all maybe 100ml... so i just took a couple paper towels and wiped it off the carpet. once i half assed the clean up job i left the wet paper towels on my bed side table like only the realest of the real lazy people would do... 

ah saturdayssssss finallyyyyy i get to sleep in... (i usually get up around 8-10am on weekends). but this day i decided to just stay in bed til 3pm.. so i finally drag my ass out of bed to go to the bathroom and i come back and notice my little $9 ikea table swarming out of the paper towels with these brown/red ants... fuck.... adrenaline starts rushing as i'm trying to figure out what the hell i am supposed to do when there's a whole colony of ants breeding inside a paper towel a foot away from where i just spent the past 12 hours being a lazy fuck. 

after a slight anxiety attack i grabbed a grocery bag and dusted the paper towel into the bag and ran it out side to the garbage. next thing i did was vacuum the whole basement/the rest of the ants. proceeded to set up some dollarama ant traps and called it a day. 

later that night i come home from a bbq and there is still more ants on the damn bedside table as if they were expecting the fucking fountain of youth to be up there or some shit..idk... i just squashed them all and called it a day again. 

day 2 since the bedside table invasion and the ants still climb the fucking little table and search for more ginger ale or something.. then i realized that i'm an idiot and i need to wipe the table with disinfectant wipes. problem solved right?? 

nope

these fuckers still climb the great white ikea table searching for answers to their fucking lives. now when they see me they jump off the top of the table onto the carpet and run for the floor boards. what the fuck have i done??

i'm in a war against a fuckin ant colony now and they are getting smarter each and every day. 

lesson learned, clean up after yourself and don't leave garbage sitting around.. especially where you sleep and especially in a basement. 
 
(p.s. if you vacuum ants up.. empty the vacuum after because they will find a way to ruin your life)
A:
spilt ginger ale, left wet paper towels on bedside table, they (the ants) came, they saw, they conquered.