In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.

Ex Input:
Text: university exams, fun™ right?
i had no idea if the exam was written on paper, oral, multiple choice, nothing. it's an elective so i did study but never got really immersed in it. nothing clicks even after i see that it'll be in a computer room. 
it was multiple choice on pc. you need your uni account login for that, from which i have two, and because security reasons, have to change both every few months. normally i know both, or get it right after a few times.
so there i was, sitting before the monitor, trying to remember just what on earth did i change it the last time. prof is really nice about it, tells me to call someone. but i don't know my flatmate's phone number, had to get it from the landlord. flatmate isn't home.
since there's no other way around it, the uni services aren't around in the afternoon either, my flat is too far to make a round trip, i ended up coming home but thankfully not getting any penalty for not participating.
checked the password a few minutes ago, still wondering how i ended up picking something so easy yet so obscure.

Ex Output:
went to exam, was on pc, forgot my login, had to leave because there was no way to get the password


Ex Input:
Text: this happened these last few days, so "this week i fucked up".   

i have a lot of flash drives. i get some for free from work (i fix computers) and as bundles with computer components that i order for myself and customers. they give them out like candy. because of this, i tend to just grab a random one when i want to transfer something, be that an install package for a new computer fix or in this case... one of my porn folders.  usually i cut/paste those when i'm moving them around, usually to my laptop connected to the tv. 

fast forward to the fuck up: i gave my cousin one for school (she's a junior in high school) since her old 2gb one was garbage.  yesterday morning i get a call from her freaking out that the thing has a bunch of my little pony porn on it and she thinks shes carrying around a bunch of illegal files on campus.  i half pretend it must have been infected and half tell her cartoon porn isn't illegal and to stop freaking out and just delete it.  she threw it away apparently, but hasn't texted me back or answered any calls since then. 

i've been sitting here wondering where this will lead.  i'm guessing she didn't buy my infected excuse.  as someone with a relatively conservative yet large family that loves it's gossip at the same time, i doubt it's going to stay quiet.  hopefully my endless kindness at giving her the drive in the first place will stop her from blabbering.

Ex Output:
wipe your flash drives before giving them to people and stop clopping to cartoon horses.


Ex Input:
Text: well, this happened when i was on vacation last year.

so, as a 17 year old male, this is probably my favourite and most painful fuck up. 

when my parents and i went on vacation to california, it was really great, until we went swimming at the hotel pool. 

woke up early to swim(6am), and the pool was open, so i decided to go. sun rising, beautiful view, what could go wrong? grab my towel and head down. i get in the pool, it's really nice, and for some unknown reason i decided to try and dive into the semi/shallow end. i dive in head first, and end up going a little too deep, my chest being just above the concrete bottom of the pool. 

and here's the fu, as i near the bottom of the pool, i end up being too close to the bottom. cold water + vacation excitement = nipples fully perky. they both get shredded on the concrete bottom. but it gets better. the pool was salt water. if you've ever had an open wound in salt water, it hurts like a match stick up your dickhole. 

so, i get out the pool, bleeding from my tits, running back to the hotel doors. i start heading up back to my hotel room to get bandages and miraculously no one else was on the elevator up. unfortunately i  couldn't go swimming and had band aids on my nips for the rest of the week.

Ex Output:

was on vacation, went swimming, shredded my tits on the bottom of the pool, needed nipple band aids.


