Part 1. Definition
In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Part 2. Example
Text: quick backstory: i am a duel enrollment student (still in high school but goes to college full-time) and don't have my license so i bike home. 

now let's get to the fuck up. i was riding down the sidewalk and up ahead was a golf cart blocking the way. the man who was using kindly moved it out of my so i could get past. as i go by, i give him the nod and say "thank you" just to be courteous.  well he didn't really give me that much space so as i was saying thank you, my goes into the grass and i quickly try to readjust, resulting in my tire hitting the side of the sidewalk and me falling off my bike. i looked like a complete dumbass and just laughed to myself and kept riding.  luckily, i don't take myself too seriously, so i wasn't that embarrassed.
Answer: said thank you, fell off my bike.
Explanation: This summary is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "thanking someone and later falling off from the bike".
Part 3. Exercise
Text: disclaimer: this did not happen today, but about a week ago on last friday.

to set the scene, i'm a 20 yr old female college student. last week i went on a trip with some people in my program to tour some graphic design firms in the lovely city of chattanooga, tennessee. on the second to last day of our trip, we head out for a group dinner. we got tacos, it was delicious. what better way to end a meal than to stop for some refreshing gelato afterwards?

evidently, my stomach did not agree and as we were leaving, i felt sick and went to throw up in the gelato place's bathroom. i came back to the car and all of a sudden, couldn't find my phone. dumped the contents of my bag out, searched the car, finally logged into the find your iphone app on someone else's phone. did i mention i just got an iphone 7 before this trip?

retracing my steps, we frantically searched the place from top to bottom, with phone flashlights, even going through three trash cans, including the one in the bathroom, which was as disgusting as it sounds. (don't worry, we wore gloves!) we drove away, hoping to see that pesky little green dot move, but no such luck. after an hour of searching, we gave up for the night and drove back to our hotel.
our theories were that an employee had taken it and was hiding it in the back room or...it had been flushed down the toilet. the gelato place closed at 10pm and we watched my phone go from 40% to 20% to 16% to dead battery at 11:59pm via find your iphone. if it was an employee, wouldn't they have been gone two hours past closing time? as for the toilet theory, so many strange questions, too little answers. (how did it even cleanly flush, how did find your iphone work after it was flushed, how did i not notice it was flushed...) now, i was wearing a jacket with some pretty awesome front pockets on the chest that were deep enough to hold my phone. pockets that my phone could have ever so sweetly slid out of when i leaned over to release the contents of my stomach into the toilet bowl. and the next day, their bathroom had an out of order sign posted on the door. coincidence? i think not.

anyway, i left chattanooga phone-less and after an awkward conversation with the employees that i might've flushed my phone down their toilet, causing it to clog. two days later, they give my friend a call to say that the plumber found it, they put it in a plastic bag, and they can ship it out to me if i want it. and it is today that i received my blessed phone, in a plastic baggie, smelling like shit. i'm going to clean it, let it dry, and see if it still works, wish me luck!
Answer:
i flushed the contents of my stomach and my phone down the drain.