#Person1#: Do you want to hear a funny joke? 
#Person2#: OK. Are you sure it's funny, though? 
#Person1#: Well, you'll see. 
#Person2#: OK. 
#Person1#: OK, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman were going on a trip across the desert, and they could only take one thing with them. 
#Person2#: I see. 
#Person1#: So they met up at the start of the journey and showed each other their equipment. 
#Person2#: Oh, that's funny! 
#Person1#: Hang on, I haven't finished yet. 
#Person2#: Oh, sorry. 
#Person1#: Well, as I was saying, they showed each other what they had decided to bring. The Englishman had brought some water. 'If we get thirsty, we'll have something to drink, ' he said. The Scotsman brought a map. 'If we get lost, we'll be able to find our way. ' The Irishman had brought a car door. 
#Person2#: A car door? You mean just one car door? 
#Person1#: Yep. A car door. 'Why the door? ' the others asked him. 'Well, ' he said, 'If it gets hot, we can open the window. ' Do you get it? 
#Person2#: Well... 
#Person1# tells #Person2# a cold joke about an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman taking some water, a map, and a car door on a trip across the desert.