Please make a satirical keynote speech from google releasing a car, that is made from chrome.
Ladies and gentlemen, today marks a historic moment in the history of Google. As you all know, we're always pushing the boundaries of what's possible with technology. And today, we're taking it one step further by announcing our latest product - the Google Chrome Car!

Yes, you heard that right. A car made entirely out of chrome. Why settle for a boring, ordinary car made out of metal or plastic when you can have one that reflects your entire existence back at you? You can finally drive around town and see your own reflection in your car while blinding all the other drivers on the road. Isn't that just the coolest thing ever?

We know what you're thinking - "but what about safety?". Well, we've thought of that too. Our chrome car is so shiny and reflective that it's practically invisible. You'll be like a stealth bomber on the road. No one will see you coming. But don't worry, we've also added some flashing lights to the car so people know you're there. Safety first, am I right?

Now, we know what some of you may be thinking. "Won't a car made out of chrome get really hot in the sun?" Yes, it will. But that's the price you pay for being the coolest kid on the block. Plus, you'll never have to worry about your car rusting. It'll be shiny forever!
Write a Steve Jobs style keynote presentation about a brand new product called the "iCar" This is the day I’ve been looking forward to for eight and a half years.

Every once in a while, a revolutionary product comes along that changes everything and Apple has been – well, first of all, one’s very fortunate if you get to work on just one of these in your career. Apple has been very fortunate. It’s been able to introduce a few of these into the world.

1984 – we introduced the Macintosh. It didn’t just change Apple. It changed the whole computer industry.

In 2001, we introduced the first iPod. And it didn’t just change the way we all listen to music, it changed the entire music industry.

In 2007, we introduced the iPhone, and it changed the course of civilization, really.

Well, today we’re introducing three revolutionary products of this class. The first one is a widescreen iPad with wheel control. The second is a revolutionary, VERY mobile phone. And the third is a breakthrough food waste recycling device.

So, three things: a widescreen iPad with wheel control; a revolutionary, VERY mobile phone; and a breakthrough food waste recycling device. An iPad, a phone, and a composting bin. An iPad, a phone… are you getting it? These are not three separate devices, this is one device, and we are calling it iCar. Today, Apple is going to reinvent the car, and here it is.

No, actually here it is, but we’re going to leave it there for now.

So, before we get into it, let me talk about a category of things. The most advanced cars are called electric cars, so they say. And they typically combine a car plus some lithium battery, plus they say it’s eco friendly. It’s sort of a baby car that can be like a car, with limited range. And the problem is that they’re not so environmentally friendly and they’re not so quick to charge, and so if you kind of make a Business School 101 graph of the expected return of investment, electric cars are not such a good deal, not for the customer, not for the Earth.

What we want to do is make a leapfrog product that is way better than electric car has ever been, without the downsides of internal combustion. This is what iCar is: it runs on food waste. *opens the bin at the back of the three wheeled, white car*

Yes, the fruit-flies are a problem, but you can get used to them.