"I want to like it; it just looks like barf." (MasterChef Canada, S01E07)

"I'm-a plant a red fern for you, jug." (Archer, S05E06)

"Kriegerands." (Archer, S05E06)

"There's no way a superstar like Kenny Loggins is gonna be registered under his own name."
"Yeah, it's not like he's Messina."
"Don't do that. Don't ever do that!"
"Sorry!"
"You should be. Jim Messina is a genius. And without him, no Poco." (Archer, S05E06)

"I have a lot of pretty major expenses coming up, and since we haven't been paid…"
"WIC! It's like welfare, but for babies. I don't know, I'm not a Democrat, but I think they give you a birth cheese." (Archer, S05E06)

"How about you get on your magic carpet, and, and fly with a woman, and have her not close her eyes, 'cause I know the words! You're not special! I know words to a lot of Disney tracks!" (Workaholics, S04E07)

"That's the same exact song he did earlier. It's just a different name."
"Well, he's human after all. Mexican-human, maybe."
"Yeah, taking our jobs."
"Whoa…"
"No, I'm not saying that!" (Workaholics, S04E07)

"Larry, just tell him I need to reschedule because I am trying to fix my bee hole disaster." (Parks and Recreation, S06E15)

'Olivia Wilde taking her top off' running joke (Portlandia, S04E02)

"I'm here in the house of God, name of 'church.'" (Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule, S03E02)

"My next guest is wizard." (Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule, S03E02)