Here is the overwhelming evidence gathered by the top researchers made in an effort to prove Obama's Reptilian bloodline. Control: Obama has already created an economic dependency upon the government in order to establish a level of control never seen before in the United States. The control of the Auto industry and the Financial System, as well as the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches of government set up our society for Reptilian control. Think about it, in the United States of America has their ever been a desire for a completely control system by any of our leaders? Missing Birth Certificate: The majority of American citizens would have no problem producing a birth certificate should the need arise. Why would the President of the United States of America, the most powerful man in the world, have to desperately hide his identity? Quite obviously, if Obama's birth certificate was found,his Reptilian bloodline and questionable heritage would be revealed. Body Language: Experts on body language have noted (although largely silenced by the media) very odd almost animal-like body language from our President. Notice the way Obama holds his head. The neck is thrust upwards and often to one side or the other (identical to a lizard). Additionally, Obama's walk has a distinctly nonhuman side-to-side sway (you could say slither). Experts have also noted the president's speech patterns as being abnormally rhythmic and musical.

On the off chance Romney is elected Tuesday, I'm going to miss this kind of crazy. I mean, sure, the nonsense "ZOMG-the-other-guy-and-his-evil-special-interests-are-going-to-destro y-the-country-and-I-don't-know-if-we'll-get-it-back" nonsense will shift over to the Democrats, and they'll make all sorts of insinuation about *his* religion, but I somehow suspect the Romney conspiracy theories just won't be as much fun.

Fluorescent Testicle:Bonus: He's technically almost correct, but that somebody was Darrell Issa (R-Traitor).

"Look we have to make priorities and choices in this country. We have...15,000 contractors in Iraq. We have more than 6,000 contractors, a private army there, for President Obama, in Baghdad. And we're talking about can we get two dozen or so people into Libya to help protect our forces. When you're in tough economic times, you have to make difficult choices. You have to prioritize things."

This type of thing gets on my nerve and I hate how they grouped the obviously false stuff (time travel on Mars) with the true stuff (born in Kenya). Trying to make all of us who know the truth look silly with there stupid venn. U.S. patroits wont be deterred by this tactic though. You want conspiracies then look at libs who said that Trig Palin isnt really Sarahs son and she she didnt give birth in Juno. Thats false and its blood libel. Michelle Obama saying Whitey? True. She has a very mercurial temper and is racist and she said it in the heat of the moment. Obama is the anti christ? True. He is proof that true evul can prevail when evulution is taught in schools and gays allowed to flourish. He will bring 100 million muslins to the US? True. He wants to wipe Isreal from the map turning it into a flaming Jew pit. Earned his funds from a Saudi Prince? True. He recruited Dodi Fayed to kill Princess Diana for the Saudi Royal family and was rewarded with a fortune. And he caused the shooting in Aurora, the Neptunes ghostwrote his love raps, the list goes on and on. People call Romney a plutocrat but Obama is the one trying to make the government rich off taxing the working man, and his cup runneth over. And if you took a look at the cup Id bet that youd find that it is all being given to the Muslin Brotherhood. By the way Romney is a genius who actually took his SAT earning his way into college. Obama faked his transcripts. Heres the bottom line: Obamas real father was Apollo Creed and he WAS married to his gay Pakistani roommate, Freddy Mercury. Little known fact, Mercury died of aids. Could Obama have been patient 0? Yes, because he is literally 0bama. Case closed.

StopArrestingMe:This type of thing gets on my nerve and I hate how they grouped the obviously false stuff (time travel on Mars) with the true stuff (born in Kenya). Trying to make all of us who know the truth look silly with there stupid venn. U.S. patroits wont be deterred by this tactic though. You want conspiracies then look at libs who said that Trig Palin isnt really Sarahs son and she she didnt give birth in Juno. Thats false and its blood libel. Michelle Obama saying Whitey? True. She has a very mercurial temper and is racist and she said it in the heat of the moment. Obama is the anti christ? True. He is proof that true evul can prevail when evulution is taught in schools and gays allowed to flourish. He will bring 100 million muslins to the US? True. He wants to wipe Isreal from the map turning it into a flaming Jew pit. Earned his funds from a Saudi Prince? True. He recruited Dodi Fayed to kill Princess Diana for the Saudi Royal family and was rewarded with a fortune. And he caused the shooting in Aurora, the Neptunes ghostwrote his love raps, the list goes on and on. People call Romney a plutocrat but Obama is the one trying to make the government rich off taxing the working man, and his cup runneth over. And if you took a look at the cup Id bet that youd find that it is all being given to the Muslin Brotherhood. By the way Romney is a genius who actually took his SAT earning his way into college. Obama faked his transcripts. Heres the bottom line: Obamas real father was Apollo Creed and he WAS married to his gay Pakistani roommate, Freddy Mercury. Little known fact, Mercury died of aids. Could Obama have been patient 0? Yes, because he is literally 0bama. Case closed.

StopArrestingMe:This type of thing gets on my nerve and I hate how they grouped the obviously false stuff (time travel on Mars) with the true stuff (born in Kenya). Trying to make all of us who know the truth look silly with there stupid venn. U.S. patroits wont be deterred by this tactic though. You want conspiracies then look at libs who said that Trig Palin isnt really Sarahs son and she she didnt give birth in Juno. Thats false and its blood libel. Michelle Obama saying Whitey? True. She has a very mercurial temper and is racist and she said it in the heat of the moment. Obama is the anti christ? True. He is proof that true evul can prevail when evulution is taught in schools and gays allowed to flourish. He will bring 100 million muslins to the US? True. He wants to wipe Isreal from the map turning it into a flaming Jew pit. Earned his funds from a Saudi Prince? True. He recruited Dodi Fayed to kill Princess Diana for the Saudi Royal family and was rewarded with a fortune. And he caused the shooting in Aurora, the Neptunes ghostwrote his love raps, the list goes on and on. People call Romney a plutocrat but Obama is the one trying to make the government rich off taxing the working man, and his cup runneth over. And if you took a look at the cup Id bet that youd find that it is all being given to the Muslin Brotherhood. By the way Romney is a genius who actually took his SAT earning his way into college. Obama faked his transcripts. Heres the bottom line: Obamas real father was Apollo Creed and he WAS married to his gay Pakistani roommate, Freddy Mercury. Little known fact, Mercury died of aids. Could Obama have been patient 0? Yes, because he is literally 0bama. Case closed.

Lenny_da_Hog:StopArrestingMe: This type of thing gets on my nerve and I hate how they grouped the obviously false stuff (time travel on Mars) with the true stuff (born in Kenya). Trying to make all of us who know the truth look silly with there stupid venn. U.S. patroits wont be deterred by this tactic though. You want conspiracies then look at libs who said that Trig Palin isnt really Sarahs son and she she didnt give birth in Juno. Thats false and its blood libel. Michelle Obama saying Whitey? True. She has a very mercurial temper and is racist and she said it in the heat of the moment. Obama is the anti christ? True. He is proof that true evul can prevail when evulution is taught in schools and gays allowed to flourish. He will bring 100 million muslins to the US? True. He wants to wipe Isreal from the map turning it into a flaming Jew pit. Earned his funds from a Saudi Prince? True. He recruited Dodi Fayed to kill Princess Diana for the Saudi Royal family and was rewarded with a fortune. And he caused the shooting in Aurora, the Neptunes ghostwrote his love raps, the list goes on and on. People call Romney a plutocrat but Obama is the one trying to make the government rich off taxing the working man, and his cup runneth over. And if you took a look at the cup Id bet that youd find that it is all being given to the Muslin Brotherhood. By the way Romney is a genius who actually took his SAT earning his way into college. Obama faked his transcripts. Heres the bottom line: Obamas real father was Apollo Creed and he WAS married to his gay Pakistani roommate, Freddy Mercury. Little known fact, Mercury died of aids. Could Obama have been patient 0? Yes, because he is literally 0bama. Case closed.

So I'm in the car right now with my mother in law. She hates Obama with a passion. She swears up and down that if O is reelected, the economy will crash again. She believes that he is the reason that it crashed to begin with. When I mentioned that the crash happened before he was elected, she said that the stock market is "predictive" and it crashed because wall St new he was going to win. It's Obama-the-president's fault the housing market crashed and so many Americans are out of work. If McCain had won, the crash would have never have happened.

StopArrestingMe:This type of thing gets on my nerve and I hate how they grouped the obviously false stuff (time travel on Mars) with the true stuff (born in Kenya). Trying to make all of us who know the truth look silly with there stupid venn. U.S. patroits wont be deterred by this tactic though. You want conspiracies then look at libs who said that Trig Palin isnt really Sarahs son and she she didnt give birth in Juno. Thats false and its blood libel. Michelle Obama saying Whitey? True. She has a very mercurial temper and is racist and she said it in the heat of the moment. Obama is the anti christ? True. He is proof that true evul can prevail when evulution is taught in schools and gays allowed to flourish. He will bring 100 million muslins to the US? True. He wants to wipe Isreal from the map turning it into a flaming Jew pit. Earned his funds from a Saudi Prince? True. He recruited Dodi Fayed to kill Princess Diana for the Saudi Royal family and was rewarded with a fortune. And he caused the shooting in Aurora, the Neptunes ghostwrote his love raps, the list goes on and on. People call Romney a plutocrat but Obama is the one trying to make the government rich off taxing the working man, and his cup runneth over. And if you took a look at the cup Id bet that youd find that it is all being given to the Muslin Brotherhood. By the way Romney is a genius who actually took his SAT earning his way into college. Obama faked his transcripts. Heres the bottom line: Obamas real father was Apollo Creed and he WAS married to his gay Pakistani roommate, Freddy Mercury. Little known fact, Mercury died of aids. Could Obama have been patient 0? Yes, because he is literally 0bama. Case closed.

mgshamster:So I'm in the car right now with my mother in law. She hates Obama with a passion. She swears up and down that if O is reelected, the economy will crash again. She believes that he is the reason that it crashed to begin with. When I mentioned that the crash happened before he was elected, she said that the stock market is "predictive" and it crashed because wall St new he was going to win. It's Obama-the-president's fault the housing market crashed and so many Americans are out of work. If McCain had won, the crash would have never have happened.

If O wins and things improve, try this: At six month intervals ask why her fears never came true. Chart the responses. After four years you will have an interesting report on the human psyche. Publish. Profit!

StopArrestingMe:This type of thing gets on my nerve and I hate how they grouped the obviously false stuff (time travel on Mars ) with the true stuff (born in Kenya). Trying to make all of us who know the truth look silly with there stupid venn. U.S. patroits wont be deterred by this tactic though. You want conspiracies then look at libs who said that Trig Palin isnt really Sarahs son and she she didnt give birth in Juno. Thats false and its blood libel. Michelle Obama saying Whitey? True. She has a very mercurial temper and is racist and she said it in the heat of the moment. Obama is the anti christ? True. He is proof that true evul can prevail when evulution is taught in schools and gays allowed to flourish. He will bring 100 million muslins to the US? True. He wants to wipe Isreal from the map turning it into a flaming Jew pit. Earned his funds from a Saudi Prince? True. He recruited Dodi Fayed to kill Princess Diana for the Saudi Royal family and was rewarded with a fortune. And he caused the shooting in Aurora, the Neptunes ghostwrote his love raps, the list goes on and on. People call Romney a plutocrat but Obama is the one trying to make the government rich off taxing the working man, and his cup runneth over. And if you took a look at the cup Id bet that youd find that it is all being given to the Muslin Brotherhood. By the way Romney is a genius who actually took his SAT earning his way into college. Obama faked his transcripts. Heres the bottom line: Obamas real father was Apollo Creed and he WAS married to his gay Pakistani roommate, Freddy Mercury. Little known fact, Mercury died of aids. Could Obama have been patient 0? Yes, because he is literally 0bama. Case closed.

Fluorescent Testicle:StopArrestingMe: This type of thing gets on my nerve and I hate how they grouped the obviously false stuff (time travel on Mars) with the true stuff (born in Kenya). Trying to make all of us who know the truth look silly with there stupid venn. U.S. patroits wont be deterred by this tactic though. You want conspiracies then look at libs who said that Trig Palin isnt really Sarahs son and she she didnt give birth in Juno. Thats false and its blood libel. Michelle Obama saying Whitey? True. She has a very mercurial temper and is racist and she said it in the heat of the moment. Obama is the anti christ? True. He is proof that true evul can prevail when evulution is taught in schools and gays allowed to flourish. He will bring 100 million muslins to the US? True. He wants to wipe Isreal from the map turning it into a flaming Jew pit. Earned his funds from a Saudi Prince? True. He recruited Dodi Fayed to kill Princess Diana for the Saudi Royal family and was rewarded with a fortune. And he caused the shooting in Aurora, the Neptunes ghostwrote his love raps, the list goes on and on. People call Romney a plutocrat but Obama is the one trying to make the government rich off taxing the working man, and his cup runneth over. And if you took a look at the cup Id bet that youd find that it is all being given to the Muslin Brotherhood. By the way Romney is a genius who actually took his SAT earning his way into college. Obama faked his transcripts. Heres the bottom line: Obamas real father was Apollo Creed and he WAS married to his gay Pakistani roommate, Freddy Mercury. Little known fact, Mercury died of aids. Could Obama have been patient 0? Yes, because he is literally 0bama. Case closed.

StopArrestingMe:This type of thing gets on my nerve and I hate how they grouped the obviously false stuff (time travel on Mars) with the true stuff (born in Kenya). Trying to make all of us who know the truth look silly with there stupid venn. U.S. patroits wont be deterred by this tactic though. You want conspiracies then look at libs who said that Trig Palin isnt really Sarahs son and she she didnt give birth in Juno. Thats false and its blood libel. Michelle Obama saying Whitey? True. She has a very mercurial temper and is racist and she said it in the heat of the moment. Obama is the anti christ? True. He is proof that true evul can prevail when evulution is taught in schools and gays allowed to flourish. He will bring 100 million muslins to the US? True. He wants to wipe Isreal from the map turning it into a flaming Jew pit. Earned his funds from a Saudi Prince? True. He recruited Dodi Fayed to kill Princess Diana for the Saudi Royal family and was rewarded with a fortune. And he caused the shooting in Aurora, the Neptunes ghostwrote his love raps, the list goes on and on. People call Romney a plutocrat but Obama is the one trying to make the government rich off taxing the working man, and his cup runneth over. And if you took a look at the cup Id bet that youd find that it is all being given to the Muslin Brotherhood. By the way Romney is a genius who actually took his SAT earning his way into college. Obama faked his transcripts. Heres the bottom line: Obamas real father was Apollo Creed and he WAS married to his gay Pakistani roommate, Freddy Mercury. Little known fact, Mercury died of aids. Could Obama have been patient 0? Yes, because he is literally 0bama. Case closed.

StopArrestingMe:This type of thing gets on my nerve and I hate how they grouped the obviously false stuff (time travel on Mars) with the true stuff (born in Kenya). Trying to make all of us who know the truth look silly with there stupid venn. U.S. patroits wont be deterred by this tactic though. You want conspiracies then look at libs who said that Trig Palin isnt really Sarahs son and she she didnt give birth in Juno. Thats false and its blood libel. Michelle Obama saying Whitey? True. She has a very mercurial temper and is racist and she said it in the heat of the moment. Obama is the anti christ? True. He is proof that true evul can prevail when evulution is taught in schools and gays allowed to flourish. He will bring 100 million muslins to the US? True. He wants to wipe Isreal from the map turning it into a flaming Jew pit. Earned his funds from a Saudi Prince? True. He recruited Dodi Fayed to kill Princess Diana for the Saudi Royal family and was rewarded with a fortune. And he caused the shooting in Aurora, the Neptunes ghostwrote his love raps, the list goes on and on. People call Romney a plutocrat but Obama is the one trying to make the government rich off taxing the working man, and his cup runneth over. And if you took a look at the cup Id bet that youd find that it is all being given to the Muslin Brotherhood. By the way Romney is a genius who actually took his SAT earning his way into college. Obama faked his transcripts. Heres the bottom line: Obamas real father was Apollo Creed and he WAS married to his gay Pakistani roommate, Freddy Mercury. Little known fact, Mercury died of aids. Could Obama have been patient 0? Yes, because he is literally 0bama. Case closed.