COMEDY TICKET SALES REPRESENTATIVE
Hey there, you.Need a wonderful job? One that is rewarding and allows you plenty of opportunity for growth and fulfillment? A job where you are treated with respect and dignity? A position that allows your true “inner self” to blossom while you work hand-in-hand with creative, caring people? Then stop reading right now because this isn't the job for you.We offer soul-crushing rejection in Times Square and hour after ghastly hour of humiliating insults hurled at you by husky tourists from the “fly-over states.” Your miserable goal? Get a handful of them each day to hear your pitiful cries &amp; purchase comedy club tickets from you. Sound wonderful? Then you, my friend, are an idiot.Kidding! This job, when mastered, can be tremendous fun. And lucrative! After training, you are set free to use your improvisational skills, charm, and lunacy to sell comedy club tickets to tourists. Those with entertainment or sales experience and those with endless patience and fierce determination typically do best at this gig. We are an equal-opportunity employer but don't have enough women on the team. Step up, ladies!We need people who can work 20 or more hours weekly (flexible days). Shifts are 4:00-9:00, daily. Pick 4 or more days each week.  Your first day/shift would be a “try-out” consisting of unpaid training. We will then decide if we wish to invite you to join our (paid) team on your second shift and beyond.Your pay is $200/week, CASH ($10 cash/hour). After one month of work you will ALSO get $5 for every ticket you sell beyond 20 tickets. Example: After one month, if you are talented and sell, say, 40 tickets in a given week, you would make $200 CASH for this week + $100 bonus = $300 for 20 (or more) hours of work. That is, of course, $15/hour CASH. Sure beats working at Chuck E. Cheese for minimum wage while spoiled brats mercilessly pelt you in the face with scalding-hot globs of vile pizza.Want to hear more? Then drop me a line and tell me (in at least 5 WELL-WRITTEN, CREATIVE sentences!) why this job interests you and why you might excel at it. Attaching a resume is fine but these 5 sentences are important to set yourself apart. Don't hold back – Nothing is too wild, creative, or inappropriate to write!Then go eat some freakin' pie!Yay,Paul R.- Broadway Comedy Club, Sales Manager &amp; Fool#URL_ace2c3d8939b05d145bf1b843e884ca9af20db9c64d07979a3c158aec96a3072#P.S. See all the free comedy shows you wish!
Title: COMEDY TICKET SALES REPRESENTATIVE
Salary: 10000-20000
Description: Hey there, you.Need a wonderful job? One that is rewarding and allows you plenty of opportunity for growth and fulfillment? A job where you are treated with respect and dignity? A position that allows your true “inner self” to blossom while you work hand-in-hand with creative, caring people? Then stop reading right now because this isn't the job for you.We offer soul-crushing rejection in Times Square and hour after ghastly hour of humiliating insults hurled at you by husky tourists from the “fly-over states.” Your miserable goal? Get a handful of them each day to hear your pitiful cries &amp; purchase comedy club tickets from you. Sound wonderful? Then you, my friend, are an idiot.Kidding! This job, when mastered, can be tremendous fun. And lucrative! After training, you are set free to use your improvisational skills, charm, and lunacy to sell comedy club tickets to tourists. Those with entertainment or sales experience and those with endless patience and fierce determination typically do best at this gig. We are an equal-opportunity employer but don't have enough women on the team. Step up, ladies!We need people who can work 20 or more hours weekly (flexible days). Shifts are 4:00-9:00, daily. Pick 4 or more days each week.  Your first day/shift would be a “try-out” consisting of unpaid training. We will then decide if we wish to invite you to join our (paid) team on your second shift and beyond.Your pay is $200/week, CASH ($10 cash/hour). After one month of work you will ALSO get $5 for every ticket you sell beyond 20 tickets. Example: After one month, if you are talented and sell, say, 40 tickets in a given week, you would make $200 CASH for this week + $100 bonus = $300 for 20 (or more) hours of work. That is, of course, $15/hour CASH. Sure beats working at Chuck E. Cheese for minimum wage while spoiled brats mercilessly pelt you in the face with scalding-hot globs of vile pizza.Want to hear more? Then drop me a line and tell me (in at least 5 WELL-WRITTEN, CREATIVE sentences!) why this job interests you and why you might excel at it. Attaching a resume is fine but these 5 sentences are important to set yourself apart. Don't hold back – Nothing is too wild, creative, or inappropriate to write!Then go eat some freakin' pie!Yay,Paul R.- Broadway Comedy Club, Sales Manager &amp; Fool#URL_ace2c3d8939b05d145bf1b843e884ca9af20db9c64d07979a3c158aec96a3072#P.S. See all the free comedy shows you wish!
Requirements: None experience, High School or equivalent education
Fraudulent: No