I got your message. How can I help?
A joke about a message in a bottle and who is likely to receive it. Following the common "stranded on a desert island" trope, the person on the island sent out a plea for help by putting a message in a bottle, and throwing it into the ocean. However, the bottle didn't make it to a city, it was received by an unhelpful whale. The whale has their heart in the right place and came to help, but ended up just crushing the person.