[header] How to fake waking up [title] Make groans and give incomplete responses to the waker without opening your eyes. [title] Squint your eyes (with or without light coming in the room) and rub them if you would like. [title] Once you become " conscious, " put your hands up behind your head or to your cheeks and take in a deep breath with your nose only.
[step] Upon letting air out, groan some more. [title] Slowly look round at the waker, and groan again.