"Hi, everyone! \n\nSo, recently I became a parent, and let me tell you, its a wild ride. Being a parent is like...\n\nBeing on a rollercoaster that never stops. You may get off for a bit, but you know its always going to start moving again.\n\nBut its not just the never-ending loops of parenting that can get you. Its the nagging. Thats the worst part. You know, when the kids think they can get away with things, thats when the nagging starts. \n\nSo Ive learned that sometimes you have to make a deal. You know, if they clean their room, they get a cookie. Or if they finish their homework, they get to watch an extra show. That kind of thing. Its a delicate balance, but its my way of surviving parenthood. \n\nBut its all worth it in the end. Thats what I keep telling myself, anyway.\n\nThank you, folks!"
Write a script of a stand-up comedic monologue on the topic of parenthood?