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Liopleurodon is a collective term used to describe any of three different animals in the plesiosaur family. The differences between the three species (Liopleurodon iiziiziji-main
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Liopleurodon is a collective term used to describe any of three different animals in the plesiosaur family. The differences between the three species (Liopleurodon iiziiziji-mainuyuih, Liopleurodon tiberius, and Liopleurodon bulgaughi) are for the most part very subtle and mostly center around differences in the curvature of their incisors and slight differences in their pelvic girdles and as a result this article will simply refer to all three as Liopleurodon. Adult males of all species may attain the length of fifteen school buses and a weight of over one-hundred tons. Females usually top out at only thirty-five feet long but may reach a length of up to eighty feet and a weight of 25 tons and the female of Liopleurodon tiberius tops out even larger than the male at 350 tons and nearly half-a-mile in length. All Liopleurodons have hundreds of teeth that may grow over nine feet long.
edit Natural Habitat and Range
The Liopleurodon can be found almost anywhere that it lives, particularly in warm, salt water environments such as the Arctic and Indian ocean and the Gulf of Mexico, but also in isolated warm freshwater habitats including Africa's rift valley lakes and the Amazon, Mississippi, Nile, Tigris and Euphrates rivers and in the Dead Sea. Individuals in smaller, more crowded freshwater environments where a lack of food, shallow water and periodic droughts that don't usually permit the growth of large aquatic animals occur tend to be up to twice as large as individuals in the open oceans.
edit Behavior and Dietcoffee ( heaping piles of it) and the occasional small child, which they relish greatly. The animals require only one small meal each day, usually a large tuna or a shark, but in times of plenty they can consume upwards of 185 tons of meat, and can dislocate their jaw in the manner of a python to swallow something three times as wide as their head, like a pod of blue whales or an average American man, in a single gulp.
However, the Liopleurodon is an opportunistic creature and as such has no inhibitions against eating plant matter, collected with it's long, sticky yellow tongue which is covered in venomous barbs. In times where food is running short, Liopleurodons have been known to haul themselves from the water and delicately nibble indivi