Sheldon : ...who have agreed to speak to you on the phone right now.

Uh, Dr. Rostenkowski, Dr. Fowler? Are you there?

Amy voice : We're here.

Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to enlighten these young women.

Amy : It's our pleasure.

Amy : I'm Dr. Fowler, and I'm a neuroscientist.

And I'm Dr. Rostenkowski-Wolowitz, and I'm a microbiologist.

Amy : The world of science needs more women, but from a young age...

Amy : ...we girls are encouraged to care more about the way we look...

Amy : ...than about the power of our minds.

Bernadette : That's true. Every one of you has the capacity to be anything you want to be.

Unless you wanna be Cinderella.

Bernadette : Come at me, see what happens.

Raj by text : This was really fun.


Robin : What is wrong with you?

Marshall : - Thank you so much for coming. - My pleasure.


Batman fan. Figures.

Why?

Castle : Similar origin stories.

Castle : Loss of a loved one leads to a life of fighting crime.

Beckett : Yes, well, you are the multimillionaire crime fighter.

Yeah.

Castle : That's where I outline my books.

Beckett : It's funny.

Beckett : Looks a lot like our murder board.

Castle : Yeah, except mine's fake.

Yeah.

Castle : Something wrong?

Beckett : I can't find it.

Castle : - Find what? - The answer.


See?

Monica : -What happened? -A little of this, a little of that.

I got myself a date tomorrow.

Monica : See? Didn't I tell you? You're getting over Ross already.

Chandler : Get out.


Joey : What do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?


Baby, baby pig.

Awesome, look at this, the meat is just so soft.

He's gonna put that cochinita pibil, fatty juicy pork

on to a torta sandwich, French bread

and pickled onion on there, wow.

That just looks so juicy.

It's like the ultimate pulled pork and then look at that

taco with little and baby pig and onion.

Oh and tiburon.

This is gonna be so good.

- You too.

- You too.

Cochinita.

Oh cochinita.


Marshall : Who brings two golden retrievers in a canoe?


you guys telling me you don't see any

you guys telling me you don't see any difference huh look at the garden guys

difference huh look at the garden guys

difference huh look at the garden guys we don't need to anymore look we can go

we don't need to anymore look we can go

we don't need to anymore look we can go this way you're lucky this we've cleared

this way you're lucky this we've cleared it all we flattened the whole thing hmm

it all we flattened the whole thing hmm

it all we flattened the whole thing hmm oh my goodness guys you can see the

oh my goodness guys you can see the

oh my goodness guys you can see the whole thing has been flattened how cool

whole thing has been flattened how cool

whole thing has been flattened how cool is this Emilia huh

is this Emilia huh

is this Emilia huh guys look at your garden look how much

guys look at your garden look how much

guys look at your garden look how much adventures you can have here

adventures you can have here

adventures you can have here that's a fig tree guys

huh hey guys look your garden do you

huh hey guys look your garden do you

huh hey guys look your garden do you know are you not like wow but this size


- So, here's to our darling Jackie. To Jackie.

If he's up in heaven now, you can be sure he broke in


Castle : Speaking of happy endings, thanks for saving my life.

I was just trying to avoid paperwork.

Castle : We make a pretty good team, you know.

Castle : Like Starsky and Hutch.

Castle : Tango and Cash. Turner and Hooch.

Beckett : You know, now that you mention it, you do remind me a little of Hooch.

Mmm.

Castle : It's because you're afraid, isn't it?

You're afraid that if you look into your mother's death,

Castle : that you'll go back down that rabbit hole and lose yourself again.

Castle : But it's different this time.

Castle : We have good leads. We have strong leads.

Castle : And you won't have to do it alone. We can do it together.

What if I don't wanna know? Did you ever think of that?

Beckett : What if I'm not ready?

Beckett : What if the idea of catching my mom's murderer

Beckett : and then having to sit there and watch as he cuts some deal

that puts him back out on the street in 10 years makes me nauseous?

Beckett : You dredged up my past for you, Castle,

Beckett : not for me, and you're too selfish to even see it.

Beckett : The case is closed, Castle.

Beckett : We made a deal, and I expect you to honor it.


Katherine Beckett, I never...

Castle : Hello, ladies.

Alexis : Hey, Dad. Gram told me how you went all Jason Bourne on her date.

Castle : Come on, I think I deserve some kudos

Castle : for my selfless courage in the face of perceived danger.

Martha : Think what you will.

I have taken the liberty of selecting an apology gift.

Martha : Page 47, dog-eared for your convenience.

Castle : - The dress? - Uh-huh.

Martha : And the shoes. Oh!

Martha : And the purse.

Martha : Where did you get this, darling?


- John Crow Batty.

- [Both] John Crow Batty.

- Cheers, guys. - Cheers, man.

- Andrew. - Cheers, yeah.

- This is how you top off a good evening of food.

- Cheers. - Absolutely.

- A sip of JB.

laughing

- That's Jamaican. - JB.

- Jamaica's best, okay?

- John Crow Batty, that's all what it is.

- Drunk O' Batty.

laughing

- Wow, oh, I love the like lemony flavor of it.

- It's lemon with honey with the JB.

- Oh, there is lemon and honey.

- Yeah. - Okay.

So, right off the grill this one is the wild dove,

and just that pink color on the inside,

the juiciness of it still,

but you can see how lean it is at the same time.


Sheldon : - Hello. - Hello.

Blonde Girl : I'm Alicia. I'm moving in upstairs.

Leonard : That is so great.

Leonard : Oh, I'm Leonard. I live downstairs.

Leonard : Upstairs from here, but under you.

Leonard : Not under you per se...

...but under your apartment. Heh-heh.

- That's nice. - Yeah, it is.

Well, that concludes your faltering attempt to mate.

Sheldon : - Hello. - Hello.

Sheldon : Hello.

Sheldon : On a scale of one to ten, how light of foot would you describe yourself...

Sheldon : ...with one being not cat-like at all, and ten being freakishly feline?

Sheldon : Freakishly feline?

Sheldon : Is that your answer or do you not understand the question?

Sheldon : - We'll come back to that one. - Sheldon.

Sheldon : Hang on. Are you now or have you ever been a salsa, Irish-folk or breakdancer?


Isn't here hmm

also

The racial look at there's a ratio of the filling to the dome that's really good i mean it's a big fatty filling right here

Good it's, solid ice hey guys this is awesome that's great grab

I'm at the own pin minosa restaurant one of the oldest restaurant here in chinatown, and they are known for this a

Maki, and this is a type of a pork shoe shame lee, extremely

Thick look at this pork shit whoa you could probably walk on this and it's loaded with pork

Oh, mike look at all the work they put in here this small container, is like it's. Like 90% pork, oh


Mike : In space, you couldn't even toss me a pen,

Mike : and that was in zero gravity.

Howard : Okay, thanks for the pep talk.

Mike : Anytime, Froot Loops.

Mike : Give your wife a hug for me.

Mike : She's so much cuter than you, I don't know how you ever got her.

Skype blips off

Bernadette : He's so nice.

Penny : Hey, sorry about that.

Amy : No, we're sorry.

Amy : We never should have been comparing relationships

Amy : in the first place.

Sheldon : Why? We won.

Sheldon : You know, I say, next, we take on Koothrappali and his dog.

Sheldon : Really give ourselves a challenge.

Leonard : I just want to say one more thing about this.

Leonard : Just because Penny and I are very different people

Leonard : does not mean that we're a bad couple.

Sheldon : The answer is one simple test away.


Ali is taking us for one of the most famous foods

in all of Pakistan, but here, upgraded into a burger.

Wow, it has been an ultimate day of burgers.


...you can do a cleansing ritual.

Pheebs, this woman is voluntarily bald.

Yeah.

Phoebe : We can do it tomorrow night.

Phoebe : It's Valentine's Day. It's perfect.

Okay, what kind of ritual?

Phoebe : We can burn the stuff they gave us.

Or...?

Phoebe : Or we can chant and dance around naked with sticks.

Monica : Burning's good.


of sea bass right here. And they give me the little sauce pack to go with it.

Again this would be something that would be really good if it's fresh off the stove

And that's one thing I, you know, don't love about this department store

I wish they would actually serve hot food but I get why they don't. So the fish is not

as tender as it would be if it was hot, but still looks really darn good.


The sympathy card with the females.

And btw,

There's one bone downstairs that ain't broken.

Marshall,

You know what I'm talking about.

Up top!

Hup!


Beckett : Robbed and shot in the head.

Leman Jones : Well, not by me. Okay?

Leman Jones : I was cruising, and I saw the cab sitting empty,

Leman Jones : and I figure, no sense in letting good parts go to waste.

Beckett : What time was that?

- I don't know. About 11 : 15, probably. - Oh!

Castle : Well, there you go. That's right when he died.

Leman Jones : Look, no. I don't hurt people.

Leman Jones : I'm just a car guy.

Leman Jones : Your witness must've done it. That's it.

And now he's just playing innocent bystander or something.

Beckett : There was no witness.

Leman Jones : What do you mean?

Beckett : I was bluffing.

Beckett : - Bluffing? - Yes.

No!

Castle : Yeah, she's allowed to do that. I'm surprised you don't know that.

Leman Jones : No, I mean, there was a guy there. I saw him.

Beckett : What guy? Describe him.

Leman Jones : I didn't get a clear look. He ran off when I pulled up.

Leman Jones : But he was there.

Leman Jones : He was there looking for something in the car.

Castle : What makes you say that?

Leman Jones : Because he did a number on the interior. He tore up the upholstery.

Esposito : Think he's telling the truth?


Esposito : or Internet browser searches

Esposito : connecting him in any way, shape, or form to a Lara.

Phones are a dead-end, too. No one who called or was called by Vega

Ryan : in the last two months remembers him mentioning anyone named Lara.

Castle : Well, for a guy who's supposedly in love, he doesn't do a very good job

Castle : - keeping in touch with his girl. - Some guys are just hopeless.

Ryan : Hey, honey. Yeah, I was just thinking about you, thought I'd call you.

Ryan : Well, I just wanted to call to say I miss you. Yeah.


old alleyway of Chengdu, and full of

spice-packed chili oil.

- We're goin' for noodles all day today, guys,

and right here is a little alleyway

full of little noodle stalls

and we're just gonna pick one

and try it out.

So this is just a local little noodle joint

in an alleyway and we're gonna get

the Zajiang mian, more than the

noodle style Sichuan noodles.


Penny : Well, now I miss him even more.

Sheldon : Well, if it's any consolation, I'm sure Leonard's tormented

Sheldon : every moment he's away from your warm embrace and cherry lips.

Raj : -Thanks. -Oh! Seriously?

Raj : -Excuse me, Mrs. Davis? -What?

Raj : I'd like to apologize for being insensitive.

Raj : And for possibly making penguins seem like jerks,

because 99 percent of them are stand-up guys.

Mrs Davis : Forget about it.


Chase : Because there's no right answer.

Wrong.

House : We just don't know what the right answer is.

House : Wake up.

It's not as bad as what happened to you.

House : I don't think.

House : I don't know what happened to you.

But given how lousy you're responding,

I assume it was worse than getting abused by your grandmother.

Eve : What did she do to you?

Parents traveled a lot.

They'd leave me with her.

House : She liked things the way she liked them.

And she believed in discipline.

House : She was right, I suppose,

because I hardly ever screwed up when she was around.

Too scared of getting forced to sleep in the yard or take a bath in ice.

House : Your turn.


Phoebe : Oh, wait, no, no you have to take a shower, 'cause, eww.

Phoebe : No, you know what you have to answer her, answer her first.

Phoebe : No, no, you know what make some coffee 'cause its too much.

Monica : Okay, one more, please. Come on, I'm gonna get it in this time, I will.

Richard : Okay, last chance.


not try is sushi or any kind of Mexican

not try is sushi or any kind of Mexican food everyone was like go have the tacos

food everyone was like go have the tacos I'm like I'm from Southern California

I'm like I'm from Southern California

I'm like I'm from Southern California I'm not having tacos in Nashville I'm

I'm not having tacos in Nashville I'm

I'm not having tacos in Nashville I'm not barbeque chicken in Nashville now

not barbeque chicken in Nashville now

not barbeque chicken in Nashville now we're definitely craving some of our

we're definitely craving some of our

we're definitely craving some of our foods so we've been debating burritos or

foods so we've been debating burritos or sushi what do you guys think we should

sushi what do you guys think we should

sushi what do you guys think we should do leave it down in the comments should

do leave it down in the comments should

do leave it down in the comments should we go get burritos from Mexican food or

we go get burritos from Mexican food or

we go get burritos from Mexican food or sushi hmm sounds so good

[Music]


Sheldon : What a nice girl.

Leonard : Sheldon, do you see what just happened here?

Sheldon : Yes. I'm getting a free pizza.

Sheldon : I'm on a roll.

- More pad thai, please. - Sheldon, you've already had four servings.

You might wanna slow down a bit, buddy.

Sheldon : Just one more bite.

LEONARD : Sheldon?

Leonard : - Sheldon, are you okay? - I'm just so fu... Full.


Right into the mountains of northern Iran for an

ultimate extremely rare village meal and whole lamb

cooked with some of the most unique ingredients


Melissa : He was my first client when I became a party planner.

He was actually planning a party for his girlfriend at the time.

Melissa : Oh, well.

Melissa : - He was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse. - That's great.

Melissa : - Were you ever in a sorority? - Of course.

Yes. I was a Thigh Mega Tampon.

Melissa : What one?


Really has a tortilla soup aroma.

Oh, smoky, full of spice.

It has a beef flavor but very jelly-like.

And that soup is so smooth.

It really is a smooth tortilla soup flavor.

It really is all about the texture.

The cow feet have like a very jelly,

almost springiness to them.

I could picture eating this when you've got a cold

or when you need to feel healthy.

It's just a warm, soothing pick-me-up

and it's very delicious, gracias.

After walking a little bit further,

we found a stall serving some of the juiciest,

most plump pork head meat sandwiches

with the softest, most heavenly buns,

a true juicy flavor explosion.

- Hola senor, una torta cabeza de cerdo, por favor.

- [Man] Con todo?

- Con todo, todo, si.

Look at all that pig head meat.


Okay, this this has looked better

I mean then I took it out of the box that kind of just fell apart a little bit. This is a strawberry tart

So you have to go and get either a strawberry cake or a strawberry tart already got it cut bunch of cakes today

So I forgot to get a tarp first of all

This thing is just layered with plump strawberries

Some whipped cream looks like strawberry jam on the bottom and they gave me this. This is an

Injector and they stuff this into this this little yellow layer here where there's cake

You see there's a layer of cake right before the little tart crust is maybe condensed. Oh, oh this is condensed milk

I think let me just


Monica : ...because you are pink with barely controlled glee.

-David's gonna propose to Phoebe. -What? Why?


Alexis : Not helpful.

Castle : But evil.

Martha : Shouldn't you be getting ready for your date?

Castle : Shouldn't you be back home with Chet?

Castle : You're right.

Castle : Hey, I froze time.

Beckett : - Maddie? - Hey.

Beckett : You look amazing.


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Monica : I'm gonna go check on something across the hall. You start by washing these.


I call you Eduardo I want to I call your little brother


Raj : Now she knows I'm a desperate mess

instead of just being pretty sure!

Raj : It's Lucy.

Raj : She wants to meet for coffee.

I love you, Penny!

Hey, what are you working on?

Sheldon : I'm thinking about how one could use the fact

Sheldon : that a rapidly rotating mirror turns virtual photons into real ones

Sheldon : as a method of observing dark energy.

Howard : That's a pretty cool idea.

Sheldon : Yeah. It's great you're here.

Sheldon : I'd love to get an engineer's opinion.

Leonard : Sure.

Sheldon : This chair is squeaky.

Sheldon : Now, do I fix it or get a new one?


Beckett : It's because it was Stuckey's apartment that Random broke into

Beckett : when he got out of prison.

That can't be a coincidence.

Beckett : Clifford Stuckey.

Esposito : NYPD. Open up.


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It's just, while Monica and I were dancing to them...

...it was the first time I knew that...

...you were the woman that I wanted to dance all my dances with.

Monica : Oh, crap.

- Our table will be ready in a few minutes. - Oh, great.


Esposito : From the blood spatter, our guy was shot right here.

Esposito : Then he was shoved head-first down the chute.

Beckett : He probably wanted to get out of the building unnoticed.

Beckett : Figured that the dumpster wouldn't be emptied for a couple of days.

Esposito : He didn't count on a tenant on the seventh floor, a hottie,

Esposito : seeing the body drop as she threw out her pizza box.

Castle : Is she distraught? Because I can be very comforting.

Beckett : - CSUs? - Team's on its way.

Ryan : Neighbors didn't hear the shot.

Poor man's silencer. Must've picked it up from this pile here

and then thrown it back when he was done.

Resourceful.

Beckett : How did a clean-cut, suburban guy end up this far from home,

Beckett : dead and thrown out with the trash?

Castle : Are you ready? Here we go.


House : It's Wilson's disease.

Thirteen : We ruled that out. No Keyser-Fleischer rings.


- We never did.

When you're expecting, there is a lot of decisions

you have to make and a lot of them,

you have to make in a store 'cause you have to figure out

how you're gonna do things and the first thing you buy

probably is never gonna work

and you're gonna have to go through

a bunch of different iterations of it, ya know?

- Yep.

- [Bryan] Kinda like trial and error.

Finn babbling

- The baby, I think, wants something fun, like a toy.

- [Missy] Oh really?

- [Bryan] You guys should pick one out!

- Does the baby want a toy? - Maybe one like this.

- [Bryan] We'd also have to get a new crib, huh?

- Yes.

- [Bryan] Is that gonna go in your guys' room?

- Yep.

- [Bryan] Can the baby sleep in your room?

- Yeah.

- [Ollie] Dada, what are you doing?


Lanie : but it was fired at point-blank range.

Alan : Hey, you sound a little upset that I'm still alive.

No. It's just... Oh, come on.

Beckett : I don't suppose you have an explanation this time.

Dr. Ellins : Well, considering he's already died three times in 48 hours,

Dr. Ellins : does it even matter?

Lanie : Welcome to the club.

Dr. Ellins : Alan, it's my professional medical opinion

Dr. Ellins : that you're the luckiest man who's ever lived

Dr. Ellins : and kept living even after he died.

Alan : Thanks, Doc.

Castle : How are you feeling?

Alan : You know, I'm grateful. Especially for the new friend I made.

Alan : I sure hope we could stay in touch.

Castle : Are you kidding? You and me, this is the start of a beautiful...

I don't think he's talking to you.

Hey, maybe you have a few secret powers we haven't seen yet.

Castle : Which is what I've been saying all along.

But perhaps discovery of those abilities is best left

to a medical expert.

Lanie : Buh-bye, Castle.

Lanie : - Get to steppin'. - Thank you.

Beckett : Okay, yeah. Thanks.

That was Vikram. The DEAjust arrested Horatio and a few members of the Triad.

Castle : So what's wrong?

Beckett : Caleb's deadline has come and gone.

Beckett : And Vikram said that he's disappeared. He's gone off-grid.

Castle : He's running.

Castle : Too scared to face LokSat, too scared to work with us?

Beckett : Which means we just lost our only lead.

Castle : So what do we do?

Vikram : I don't know.

Beckett : Maybe you're right. Maybe it is time for a change.

I hear Paris is nice this time ofyear.

Castle : So long as I'm with you, I'll go anywhere.


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kind of contra in my life see I think if you bring him into it then you have to

you bring him into it then you have to

you bring him into it then you have to bring in like nobody went to his no no

bring in like nobody went to his no no

bring in like nobody went to his no no no no I mean all the Hollywood little so

no no I mean all the Hollywood little so now she's gerbils on holiday boyfriend

now she's gerbils on holiday boyfriend

now she's gerbils on holiday boyfriend from holiday but yeah like I think no

from holiday but yeah like I think no

from holiday but yeah like I think no you all missed one no I didn't OD when

you all missed one no I didn't OD when

you all missed one no I didn't OD when Toma won the German boy Oh JA know if we

Toma won the German boy Oh JA know if we make this he wasn't a boyfriend don't do

make this he wasn't a boyfriend don't do that okay

that okay

that okay what I'm saying is I know you're on me

what I'm saying is I know you're on me

what I'm saying is I know you're on me I'll have a better who else

I'll have a better who else

I'll have a better who else yeah you're both actually missing I was

yeah you're both actually missing I was

yeah you're both actually missing I was not going no you were I was 16 in

not going no you were I was 16 in

not going no you were I was 16 in Ireland yes I don't know this was a

Ireland yes I don't know this was a

Ireland yes I don't know this was a long-term one actually I can't remember


Why do they say "AA"?

Leonard : Army Ants.

Leonard : Isn't that confusing? AA might mean something else to certain people.

Sheldon : Why would a Physics Bowl team be called Anodized Aluminum?

Leonard : No, I meant...

Leonard : Never mind.

Leonard : Hey, check it out.

Leonard : I got you a Batman cookie jar.


House : You chose to be uncomfortable.

House : Now why would someone choose that?

House : Because they hate themselves?

Wilson : Has it ever occurred to you that when I don't share something,

Wilson : it might not be meant as a challenge?

Wilson : It might just mean that I'd like there to be

Wilson : one molecule of my life that goes unexamined by Gregory House.

Nick : Nick Greenwald. I hear you're the guy in charge.


The Flash : You know why Batman wanders around at night

The Flash : getting into fights?

The Flash : Scotch.

Sheldon : I am facing a great deal of work.

Sheldon : And I do like things better when famous people also like them.

Howard : Here.


Ross : Nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask.

What do you think?

-It's very clean. -Really, it looks great!

Monica : I see you moved the green ottoman.


Sheldon : He's not just a middle child, he is the quintessential middle child.

Sheldon : From a broken home, to boot. Psychologically speaking...

Sheldon : ...the attention he gets by rebelling, even to the point of destruction...

Sheldon : ...is more emotionally valuable than help he would get at rehab.

- I've got a solution. - Great. What is it?

Leonard : Get out.

Leonard : Fine.

Sheldon : I've hesitated to point this out...

...but I must remind you we are in our predicament...

Sheldon : ...because of your initial and inadequate deceit.

Sheldon : I'm just trying to clean up after your mess.

SHELDON : We'll talk in the morning.

Leonard : Morning.

Leonard : Who are you?


Sheldon : Isn't that a little juvenile?

Amy : More juvenile than this?

Sheldon : I'll get the blankets.

Sheldon : You Google how to have childlike fun.

Sheldon : You know what, I'm being a bad host.

Howard : Let me get some more coffee.


four times in my life so it really

four times in my life so it really doesn't mean much for me to say I guess

doesn't mean much for me to say I guess

doesn't mean much for me to say I guess is the best I've ever had but it's the

is the best I've ever had but it's the

is the best I've ever had but it's the best I've ever had

best I've ever had

best I've ever had you take a button right away you can

you take a button right away you can

you take a button right away you can tell you eating this off a barbecue it's


Candice : But when I showed him that first ultrasound, he got so choked up.

Beckett : When was this?

Candice : About two months ago.

Castle : That's when he broke it off with Tiffany

Castle : and when he got interested in Little Frog Enterprises.

Castle : - He was cleaning up his act, going legit. - Pretty much.

Candice : I thought it was all an act.

Candice : But he called all the time.

Candice : He said he really wanted to be a part of the child's life.

Castle : But you knew your father would disapprove.

Candice : My father disapproves about most things.

No, it was me.

Candice : I was the one that didn't want Beau around, not with his reputation.

Candice : I didn't want that for my baby.

Candice : Beau wouldn't give up.

You know, he told me that all his life he'd been searching.

And he was looking for meaning in his life.

And that he'd finally found it.

Candice : It was being a father.

Candice : He kept telling me that he would convince me,

Candice : that he could change.

Why'd you go to the club that night?

Candice : Beau asked me to meet him there.

Candice : He wanted to tell me that he was shutting down his business.

Castle : He was selling it?

No. He was shutting it down for good.

He said he knew that was the only way to convince me.

Candice : So, the DVDs, the website, it was all going away.

Beckett : Did he tell anyone else that he planned on shutting it down?

Candice : Yes, he did.

Candice : That night, in fact.

Okay, okay. All right, girls, you ready?

We're gonna take a little bit of tape right up here while the crew sets up.

Come on. Up, up, up. Look at you.

Castle : Well, the show must go on, right, Troy?


I gather by that "Oh," he told you about me.

Chandler : Yeah, your name came up...

Chandler : ...in a conversation that terrified me to my very soul.

Tilly : He's kind of intense.

Chandler : Yes! Hey, can I ask you, is Eddie a little...

Eddie : A little what?

Chandler : ...bit country?

You know, a little rock and roll.

Come on in, you roomie!

Eddie : Hello, Tilly.

Tilly : Eddie, I just came by to drop off your tank.

That was very thoughtful of you.

It's very thoughtful.

Well, okay then.

Tilly : I'm gonna go. Bye.


[Music]

what do you think what do you think of

what do you think what do you think of

what do you think what do you think of our new hands down

our new hands down

our new hands down do you like it is it do you like it a

do you like it is it do you like it a

do you like it is it do you like it a little bit you want to go back to dinner

little bit you want to go back to dinner house yeah your monkey yes

house yeah your monkey yes

house yeah your monkey yes monkey are you missing a monkey no I'm

monkey are you missing a monkey no I'm

monkey are you missing a monkey no I'm okay

are you missing a monkey yes I'm missing my - oh why didn't you tell me you're

my - oh why didn't you tell me you're

my - oh why didn't you tell me you're missing a monkey - oh well where was


Penny : Thanks.

Penny : Wow! What's with the fancy spread?

Sheldon : My new roommate is bending over backwards

Sheldon : to ingratiate himself to me.

Sheldon : Uh, nice touch, by the way.


Ted from 2030 : Barney!

That was the worst thing you've ever done.

Lily : That is the worst thing anyone has ever done.

Barney : But in my defense,

Barney : She was kind of annoying.

Lily : She's gonna kill you.

Barney. Holly.

Holly : Mark, come over here.


Ted : Why would you just blatantly lie to them like that?

Robin : Well, that's what you say at the end of a crappy date.

Girl : Hey, Ted. Great time last night.

Girl : Well, let's do it again, soon. I'll... uh, call you.


Monica : - Hey, guys. - Hey.

Rachel : - Hi. - Hey.

We need to talk about something.

Yeah. We don't feeI like we can host Thanksgiving this year.


have the different sizes sure I'll go

have the different sizes sure I'll go for super high army so more votes but

for super high army so more votes but

for super high army so more votes but I'm using a swivel but I love sure I'll

I'm using a swivel but I love sure I'll

I'm using a swivel but I love sure I'll go superb it was just super hot please

go superb it was just super hot please

go superb it was just super hot please all this until this one is called jumbo

all this until this one is called jumbo

all this until this one is called jumbo doner kebab I have mild hot very hot I'm

doner kebab I have mild hot very hot I'm going super hot

going super hot

going super hot I know kebabs are not very Japanese okay


All right, let's go visit the wife at the morgue.

Beckett : Maybe she can tell us what he was doing in the city tonight.

Castle : And if she doesn't know, that tells us something, too.

Castle : Can you...

Fresh.


Lanie : I'll have a better idea once I get her back to the lab.

Okay.

Lanie : So, how's everything going in the bridal suite?

Lanie : - Not the day they had planned. - Yeah, or the surprise guest.

Beckett : Apparently, Castle has a history with the bride.

Lanie : Ancient, modern or sexual?

Beckett : - Seems like all of the above. - You okay with that?

Beckett : Yeah. Why wouldn't I be? Just keep me posted on the labs.

Mmm-hmm.

Castle : So, what happened to the girl who said that

Castle : marriage was a Jurassic institution?

Kyra : - She grew up. - Hmm.

Castle : Does that mean the groom is a grown-up, too? All work and no play?

Kyra : No. He plays just enough.

Castle : He's a lucky man.

Kyra : Except today.

Kyra : All the things you worry about going wrong at your wedding...

Sorry.

Greg : Hey, honey.

Kyra : Greg, this is Rick Castle.

Greg : Rick Castle, your ex?

Castle : Oh. Yes. No. Nice to meet you.


Charlie : So, you know, I have a little time if you want to...

Ross : I'd love to, but I really have to grade these papers.

Charlie : Fine. It's fine.

Charlie : I'll just shower by myself.

Ross : B. B. B. B. B.

Charlie : You gave a B to a Pottery Barn catalog.

Ross : Well, it had some good ideas. Take off your shirt.

- Damn it. - RacheI, open up! It's your sister!


House : Yeah, all pretty girls are fungible.

House : You're avoiding.


Oh wow, that is pure.

Like it's like the texture of peanut butter,

like extra smooth peanut butter.

table banging

Oh that's amazing.

slap

Wow.

- [Lady In White] laughs

- [Man's Voice] Amazing.

- Another thing about this restaurant and like

all over Lebanon, they still find this bread,

which is unique to Lebanon. It's a very thin bread.

It's an amazing bread.

And at this restaurant she makes the bread

right in front of you.

And what I like is it's so thin, yes.

So you can really like I mentioned before,

you can really focus on the, the dishes and less bread.

The Lebanese have it figured out.

This one is the actual Kibbeh.

This is the mix with bulgar wheat, with the minced meat.


hello how are you

hello how are you hello hello hello hello are you whenever

hello hello hello hello are you whenever oh here's another guy hey guy


Loretta : I guess I never sent it. That's embarrassing.

Loretta : Now, how about those Sloppy Joes?

If this picture was taken in Dakota, why is our swing set in the background?


Cameron : Don't worry. I'll make it up to you.

Chase : This is getting out of control.


CHUCKLES

Beckett : I'm sorry. It's just, you got excited. It's kind of cute.

Castle : Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how I like the weird stuff.

CELL PHONE CHIMES


Stangel : Put your feet up in the stirrups. We can begin.


with Finn, checking on eggs.

Ollie, she has no idea that we're going to prank her.

- We're gonna prank her so good.

- Click that thumbs up button if

you guys are excited to see.

- Good Morning guys, I'm just down here at the chicken coop

and I am checking on my chickies.

Hey Finn, did you see any eggs in there?


House : It's not over for me.

House : Either you're gonna call the cops again, or we're doing this.

You want to die, you can do it just as easily inside an M.R.I. machine.

So when I go back to L.A., I'm doing the Dana lectures again this year.

Wow. Thank you.

Thanks. That's quite an honor. It's all political.

Don't be modest. You've earned it.

Hamilton : I got lucky on a couple studies I was doing.

Hamilton : It all sells tickets. You remember last year's lectures, don't you?

I remember the cigar bar afterwards. - The only reason to attend the thing... cigars and pool.

You enjoy working with Dr. House?

Foreman : Not the word I'd use.

Hamilton : We work too hard not to enjoy ourselves, right?

- Mmm. You seeing anybody? - Kinda, sorta.

House : - Serious? - I don't know. It could be.

You think she'd, uh, enjoy L.A.?

Foreman : Hamilton offered me a job.


Esposito : - Did you get his name? - No. Sorry.

Ryan : - Can you describe him? - I can do you one better.

Joyce : The kid was asking the same question. So, I pulled security video and got

this.

Beckett : Mr. Mishkin, was there anything in your son or late wife's behavior

Beckett : that would merit suspicion?

Sergei : If there was, I would have told our security agents.

Castle : What was your wife doing upstate?

Uh...

Sergei : I believe she was having an affair.

- Uh, with whom? - I don't know.

We had grown apart, but we both wanted to serve at this post.

Sergei : So, we led separate lives.

Vasiliy : We have to go someplace.

Vasiliy : Excuse us, please.

Uh...

Beckett : I'll need her contact list,

Beckett : along with anything else that could help us identify

Beckett : who she might have been seeing.

Beckett : Yes, of course. I'll have it ready for you.

Castle : What is this place?


SHELDON : Mm.

Sheldon : Well, this is very pleasant.

Leonard : I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.

And you said there would never be enough pasta for the three of us.

Leonard : I stand corrected.

Sheldon : You know, Italian housewives have a rule of thumb :

Sheldon : A handful of dry pasta about an inch in diameter...

Sheldon : ...is sufficient for each person, as it doubles in volume when cooked.

Steph : That's very interesting.

Penny : - Thank you. - She doesn't mean it. She's just being nice.

Sheldon : Well, Stephanie, since Leonard seems to be dropping the conversational ball...

Sheldon : ...I guess I'll just have to pick it up. Ahem.


Brad : The zucchini bread is "ridonkulous."

Marshall : This isn't weird, right?

Brad : I sort of thought it might be,

Brad : But it totally isn't.

And b-t-dub, you totally

Brad : Did not oversell the eggs benny.

Right? I mean,

Brad : Why can't two single bros

Brad : Go out and rock brunch Sunday morning-style?

Marshall : Exactly. Thank you, that's exactly what I've been saying.

Brad : This must be destiny.

Marshall : What are you talking about?

Brad : I have two tickets for mamma mia Friday night.


miss Elka had we need more did you paint something else I knew it seemed


Howard entering : All right, we got a problem.

Leonard : What's up?


it's a karahi.


Castle : What about Amy Barrett?

Castle : The phone call she made to Beckett, can we trace that?

Tory : We did, to a cell phone. It's no longer active.

Esposito : We've got Amy's picture out to every cop and every transit worker in the city.

Amy's not gonna be in public, not if she's working with Tyson.

Gates : And we're assuming Boudreau is Tyson.

Gates : But what if Mike Boudreau is really Mike Boudreau?

Gates : What if Nieman actually cut him to look like Tyson

Gates : just to give us someone to chase?

Gates : What if the real Jerry Tyson is still out there?

Castle : No. He's just messing with our heads.

Gates : Boudreau is Tyson.

It doesn't make any sense. Why would he let himself get arrested?

Gates : Why would he risk returning to his apartment?

Castle : It's part of the thrill.

Castle : To be here among us, within our grasp.

Castle : He wants to see how close he can get to the flame.

Castle : That's what excites him.

Castle : It's not just the murder he likes. It's the game.

Castle : We had him, and we let our guard down.

Castle : That was his plan.


Beckett : commits murder, flies out, and then comes back in on his own.

Castle : Perfect alibi, perfect murder.

Beckett : But almost impossible to prove.

Castle : Unless you find the second passport.

He's got to be freaked after your little meet and greet.

Beckett : Keep eyeballs on him. If he moves, I wanna know.


Wilson : Does Cuddy know you're using the MRI for this?

House : Let's say yes.

Sam : So do you think Jack finally hooks up with Sarah in this one?

House : No. Debbie Wright is his true love.

Sam : She's dead.

Presumed! All we really know is...

Wilson : There are actual patients waiting to use this machine.

Congratulations.

Sam : It's a book.

Cuddy : Wilson just told me we're going on a double date with him and Sam tonight.


bite the two total melts in your mouth

bite the two total melts in your mouth the fragrance of the truffle the

the fragrance of the truffle the

the fragrance of the truffle the richness of the caviar all in a single

richness of the caviar all in a single

richness of the caviar all in a single bite gone in a second

[Music]

so many good things in one bite in one

so many good things in one bite in one

so many good things in one bite in one roll Romanian beef carpaccio Rob beef

roll Romanian beef carpaccio Rob beef

roll Romanian beef carpaccio Rob beef there's avocado in the middle I believe

there's avocado in the middle I believe

there's avocado in the middle I believe there's rice there's seaweed with fried

there's rice there's seaweed with fried

there's rice there's seaweed with fried foie gras on top and then sprinkled it

foie gras on top and then sprinkled it

foie gras on top and then sprinkled it with shredded truffle again and then

with shredded truffle again and then

with shredded truffle again and then everything is yeah romanian ingredients

everything is yeah romanian ingredients

everything is yeah romanian ingredients he said apart from the rice which is

he said apart from the rice which is

he said apart from the rice which is from Japan there's so many creamy and


the flavor of that sauteed next dish is

the flavor of that sauteed next dish is probably the number one dish that Bali

probably the number one dish that Bali

probably the number one dish that Bali is known for

is known for

is known for [Music]

one of the absolute must eat

one of the absolute must eat

one of the absolute must eat Balinese food dishes is babi guling

Balinese food dishes is babi guling

Balinese food dishes is babi guling which is roast pig and they I think

which is roast pig and they I think

which is roast pig and they I think everybody has their favorite place

everybody has their favorite place

everybody has their favorite place everybody has a place they love to go


Rachel : Hey, Pheebs. Any sign of your brother?

No, but he's always late.

Rachel : - I thought you only met him once. - I did.

I think it sounds big sister-y, "Frank's always late."

Well, relax. He'll be here.

Phoebe : I know. I'm just nervous.

It's just, Mom's dead, don't talk to my sister...

...Grandma's been sleeping a lot lately.

It's just the last-desperate- chance-to-have-a-family kind of thing.

You're sweet to wait with me.

Actually, Gunther sent me. You're not allowed to have cups out here.


Raj : to let people in.

Sheldon : Listen to what Mr. Wil Wheaton is tweeting.

"Best seats in house for Raiders screening.

Suck on that, Sheldon Cooper."

Leonard : Why do you read his Twitter feed?

Leonard : You know it's only going to upset you.

Sheldon : I believe in knowing my enemy, Leonard.

Sheldon : Had Twitter existed at the time, would not General Custer

Sheldon : have followed the tweets of Sitting Bull?

Sheldon : Would not Lee have followed Grant?

Sheldon : Would not Spy have followed Spy?

Sheldon : I have more examples, but excuse me.

Sheldon : Hello.

Sheldon : Well, this seems like an odd time

Sheldon : to test my cell phone quality, but go on.

Sheldon : Test phrases? All right.

Sheldon : Imatote.

Ulba.

Sheldon : Twad.

Sheldon : All together?

Sheldon : I'm a total buttwad.


Ross : Right here.


And I actually left the chicks out,

which I'm a little nervous about.

And no one was fighting with anyone so I left the chicks

and all the chickens in the same place,

let's see how they're doin'.

Everyone's gettin' along, all the chicks are happy.

For the most part, look at that, they're so cute.

You're good, you guys can go in--

Uh-oh, see I don't like that.

Alright she's trying to in but the chickens are not

being very nice so.

Ugh so frustrating.

So I really want the chickens, or the chicks to be able

to at least roam around in there,

but the, then I have to kick the chickens out,

but if the chickens are out, then the dogs can't be out.

Well Karma can, but Luna can't,

and then I feel bad. Ah!

It's always just something.

light-hearted guitar music

So today has been such a fun chill day.

I feel like we've been having so much fun lately,

playing in the pool and the bubble balls in the ball pits

and stuff so we've just kinda been takin' it easy


place where you can go to look up like

place where you can go to look up like sizing for different Maternity brands or

sizing for different Maternity brands or breastfeed like nursing brands and stuff

breastfeed like nursing brands and stuff because it's so all over the place like

because it's so all over the place like

because it's so all over the place like you don't know whether to get your pre

you don't know whether to get your pre

you don't know whether to get your pre pregnancy or like normal size or do you

pregnancy or like normal size or do you

pregnancy or like normal size or do you get a size up some of them are

get a size up some of them are

get a size up some of them are completely too big and some are really

completely too big and some are really

completely too big and some are really small like the Isabella Oliver stuff is

small like the Isabella Oliver stuff is

small like the Isabella Oliver stuff is small and like some of the size 8 stuff

small and like some of the size 8 stuff

small and like some of the size 8 stuff that I bought like the jeans I stopped

that I bought like the jeans I stopped

that I bought like the jeans I stopped fitting into like halfway to the

fitting into like halfway to the

fitting into like halfway to the pregnancy and then some things are huge

pregnancy and then some things are huge

pregnancy and then some things are huge like ma malicious it's big just certain

like ma malicious it's big just certain

like ma malicious it's big just certain types I feel like they should be like a

types I feel like they should be like a

types I feel like they should be like a directory where you can go like all

directory where you can go like all

directory where you can go like all pregnant women or like nursing women can

pregnant women or like nursing women can go and like figure out what size are

go and like figure out what size are

go and like figure out what size are meant to get because it's just so

meant to get because it's just so

meant to get because it's just so confusing

confusing

confusing and so I manager I'm going to do a video

and so I manager I'm going to do a video on like the postpartum updates anyway

on like the postpartum updates anyway

on like the postpartum updates anyway I'm going to do like a series on it and

I'm going to do like a series on it and

I'm going to do like a series on it and I'm going to talk about this I think in

I'm going to talk about this I think in

I'm going to talk about this I think in it because I think it's really

it because I think it's really

it because I think it's really interesting like to know what the sizing


more cuddles with his big brother.

He'll normally stay on the changing mat just


Joanna : You know what?

Let's do the catering business.

Phoebe : -Really? Are you sure? -Yeah, I made a commitment to you.

It'd be fun.

Phoebe : It will be fun!


Foreman : makes it a little complicated.

House : The fact that you also fired her

House : takes it from a little complicated to a little moronic.

Foreman : It was the only way I...

House : It wasn't because you were too in love with her,

House : it was because you were too in love with your career.

House : We're almost at my floor, so I'll summarize. Your problem, not mine.


Whoo-whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo-hoo-whoo!


- Yeah.

It's good.

You don't wanna stop, right?

- Yeah.

Can I finish it?

- Yeah, you go, you go.

Ting and Trevor chuckle

For our final meal, we made our way to try

an infamously stenchy dish that the locals love in Hanoi.

A huge selection of meats, sausages, fried tofu,

blood sausage, herbs, and organs is all stacked up


After spending a little bit of time in the afternoon

at the Caspian sea,

then we had a little break in the afternoon, in the evening,

and now we're out again for dinner.

We're on our way to a restaurant,

for a specific type of kebab as well as we're gonna cook up


Barney : Wait, you can do that?

Robin : Yeah, dummy.

Robin : Instead of being a woman with no country,

Robin : I'm going to be a woman with two.

Barney : I see.

Robin : You understand?

Barney : No, I can see out of my left eye again.

Marshall : Hey, baby?


Penny : Can you please come get him?

Uh, yeah, I'd be happy to, Penny.

[HOWARD IMITATES ALARM]

LEONARD : Oh, my God, there's a breach in the radiation unit.

Leonard : The whole city is in jeopardy.

Oh, my God. Professor Guggenheim is melting. Gotta go. Bye.

- I feel really guilty. RAJESH : You did what you had to do.

HOWARD [IMITATES CHARLTON HESTON] : Take your stinking paws off my popcorn...

Howard : ...you damn dirty ape.

Sheldon : Thanks for bringing me home.


Dad : One time.

PTSD.

Get her a psyche referral, pack her bags. He did her.

House : - Don't think so. - Daddy thinks so.

He could be mistaken. He said he was drunk.

Maybe it was some other daughter.

Chase : Elevated proteins in her CSF.


13 : His car was towed, and the tow gate's locked.

13 : Guys must be out on a run.

House : That's why I sent two of you.

House : One of you breaks in, the other posts bail.

13 : Getting arrested is not what I'm worried about.

House : Not a problem. You know how to kill dogs, right?

So, we're back to repeating all the cultures.

House : Or we get an accurate history.

Taub : Didn't we just rule out that possibility?

House : You guys ever heard any of my metaphors, yet?

Well, come on. Sit on Grandpa's lap as I tell you how infections are criminals.

House : The immune system's the police. Seriously. Grumpy, get up here.

House : It will make us both happy.

House : Anyway, cops don't just let crooks run free.

House : They keep fingerprints, mug shots.

House : The immune system does the same thing, only it calls them antibodies.

House : We find out what diseases he's had in his life,

House : good chance that'll tell us where he's been in his life.

Alice. Your turn through the looking glass.

House : Draw blood and CSF.


Monica : Chandler, stop. It's not going to pop open.

Chandler : You don't know.

- Hi, Phoebe. - Hey.

Monica : - Is Amanda here yet? - No.

I'm sorry for screwing up that "cutting her out" plan, but I have a new plan.

Chandler will call in a few minutes with an emergency.

Okay, what kind of emergency gets us both out of here?

Monica : What do you think of Mike and Chandler being in a car accident?

Phoebe : - Are you kidding? I love it! - Okay.

Joey : - Hi. - Hi.

Hello!

It's so nice to see you.

Both of you, look at me. Look how young I look!

Oh, gosh, we have so much to catch up on.

But first things first. Touch my abs. I don't exercise at all.

Oh, gosh. So, Monica, you're married.

- Yeah, his name is Chandler and he's- - Oh, smell my neck.


and there's a difference, it's the way they're pinched,

the speaking foreign language and the mouthfeel.

Oh yeah, and here we go.

So we're gonna make the speaking foreign language .

Okay, so this is the Liu speaking foreign language

and this is Liu speaking foreign language .


it in a wash there the kids are pumped

it in a wash there the kids are pumped this place is lit ready for you guys

this place is lit ready for you guys

this place is lit ready for you guys yeah I can't wait it's right down I mean

yeah I can't wait it's right down I mean I'm worried in such a high I'm ready to

I'm worried in such a high I'm ready to

I'm worried in such a high I'm ready to bring it back up is it bad that I'm

bring it back up is it bad that I'm

bring it back up is it bad that I'm already thinking like I want to do it

already thinking like I want to do it

already thinking like I want to do it again no that's what I know why they do


Howard : ...wearing the birthday king crown, playing laser tag with all my friends.

Yeah, see? That's what kids should have.

Howard : Actually, that was last year.

Penny : So you've really never had a birthday party?

Leonard : No, but it was okay.

When I was little, I'd think my parents would change their mind and surprise me.

Leonard : This one birthday, I came home from my cello lesson...

...and I saw strange cars parked out front.

Leonard : When I got to the door, I hear whispering...

Leonard : ...and I could smell German chocolate cake, which is my favorite.

- And? - It turns out my grandfather had died.


Hey, Chandler, why do you think they call it foosball?

- Know what I like about you, Joe? - What?

You're curious.


look how beautiful it is and kind of

look how beautiful it is and kind of just like want to bounce on a little bit

just like want to bounce on a little bit with your spoon this thing looks like

with your spoon this thing looks like

with your spoon this thing looks like you can bounce a quarter off it

you can bounce a quarter off it

you can bounce a quarter off it [Music]

you don't need a spill you don't I could okay wait I stop look what I said was


on there the combination followed by the creamy avocado

creamy avocado

creamy avocado [Music]

okay next I'll try some of the salted

okay next I'll try some of the salted

okay next I'll try some of the salted fish which is that that salted tilapia


l thought l got to make the jokes.

Ross : -Don't you have to be at work? -Oh, come on.

Hello. Hi, my name's Chandler. This is my friend Ross right here.

Chandler : We were wondering...

...if you're up for it, we only need six more people for a human pyramid.


Leonard : If that was a movie, I would go see it.

Penny : I know, right?

Penny : Okay, let's see, what else?

I guess that's about it.

Penny : That's the story of Penny.

Leonard : Well, it sounds wonderful.

Penny : It was.

Penny : Until I fell in love with a jerk.


water

water

water [Music]

[Music]

[Music] this is what it's all coming down to

this is what it's all coming down to

this is what it's all coming down to ever since life tonight

the medieval ancient times Romanian pig

the medieval ancient times Romanian pig

the medieval ancient times Romanian pig roast and it's been a tradition to roast

roast and it's been a tradition to roast an entire pig for centuries for

an entire pig for centuries for

an entire pig for centuries for thousands of years in Romania and this

thousands of years in Romania and this

thousands of years in Romania and this is what it all comes down to this entire

is what it all comes down to this entire experience the amazing hospitality the

experience the amazing hospitality the

experience the amazing hospitality the amazing people just unbelievably


looks like minced meat and some kind of

looks like minced meat and some kind of tomato chili oil and then she's puts

tomato chili oil and then she's puts

tomato chili oil and then she's puts that on the bottom then she mixes in the

that on the bottom then she mixes in the all the variety of ingredients there's

all the variety of ingredients there's

all the variety of ingredients there's some ham there are there's some sliced

some ham there are there's some sliced

some ham there are there's some sliced up egg there's some cucumber some

up egg there's some cucumber some

up egg there's some cucumber some cilantro some chili paste she folds that

cilantro some chili paste she folds that all into the bread and then additionally

all into the bread and then additionally right in front of where she's making the

right in front of where she's making the sandwiches he is frying up deep-frying

sandwiches he is frying up deep-frying

sandwiches he is frying up deep-frying some dumplings which the oil is a little

some dumplings which the oil is a little bit murky but those smell really good or

bit murky but those smell really good or just gonna have to try a few of them

laughs Jane

laughs Jane

laughs Jane the sandwich is just fully loaded it's

the sandwich is just fully loaded it's

the sandwich is just fully loaded it's just exploding with him and meat and

just exploding with him and meat and

just exploding with him and meat and that I like how she uses that that meat

that I like how she uses that that meat

that I like how she uses that that meat oil tomato mixture both inside and I


Microwave


Salt : Which one of you is Nikki Heat?

Salt : So I was on one of those Internet barter sites

Salt : and I was looking... It doesn't matter what I was looking for,

Salt : but I came across the ad. "Finger Wanted. Will Pay Top Dollar."

Beckett : And what's top dollar for a pinky finger?

Five thousand bucks.

Shaw : - Sounds like a real deal. - You get less than that for a kidney.

Salt : So anyway, I emailed him back, I told him I had everything he wanted.

Shaw : You gave him the finger. What more did he want?

Salt : He wanted me to have a violent felony conviction,

Salt : and to be recently paroled.

Salt : And you also had to be willing to suffer through the indignity of a false arrest.

Salt : He told me Detective Nikki Heat will be coming for me,

Salt : and it might get physical.

Salt : He didn't mention anything about Captain America with the Taser gun.

Beckett : So he warned you that he would be planting your print at a murder scene.

Shaw : Which is why you have an alibi.

Salt : I was perched on my favorite bar stool at McSorley's till closing every night

Salt : since that man took my digit and walked away with it in his cooler.

Shaw : - Is this the man? - Not sure. I didn't really see him.

Salt : He had a hat and sunglasses.

Beckett : - Who bandaged your finger? - He did.

Salt : He said you'd notice.


Chandler : -Get out! -Fine!

Chandler : Wait! Wait! There's no sidewalk!

Chandler : Yeah. I'm gonna die here.

Ross : Are you mad at me because my hair gel smells?

Ross : Because I said your handwriting is childlike?

Phoebe : No. That made me feel precious.

Monica : Because he's always correcting people's grammar?

"Whom, whom." Sometimes it's "who"!

Yeah? Sometimes it's :


Esposito : Really? Because we found him under your concrete.

What, I'm gonna bury a body in my own backyard?

Carcano : Plus, if I had someone disappear, he'd stay that way.

Well, he did, until a developer decided to tear down that building.

Ryan : We know that you wanted in on Vince's territory.

Carcano : Well, here's something you don't know.

Carcano : Me and him were in talks to merge the families.

Carcano : Yeah, it was a beneficial deal for both sides.

Carcano : Losing that merger was bad for business.

So why should I wanna get rid of him?

Esposito : Maybe because you wanted the whole pie

Esposito : instead of just a bigger slice.

Carcano : If you boys have any more questions, talk to my attorney.

Carcano : You know, after this long, the truth is hard to find.

Carcano : If I was you, I'd quit looking for it.

Sometimes, what's in the past should stay there.

Ryan : Is that a threat?

Castle : What do you think?

Beckett : I look ridiculous!

Castle : Ridiculously hot.

Castle : Besides, what's a little humiliation

Castle : when you can find out who killed Vince Bianchi?

FRANK : All right, so where is Vince, huh?

Beckett : He's in here.


- [Finn] I wanna smell it. gags

- Yeah, it's kinda weird to smell.

So cockroaches for the bearded dragon,

and he seems to love 'em, so there you go.

- [Bryan] So we just fed the bearded dragon,

and now what else do we have to

feed in our farm today, babe?

- We have to feed the fish still, and the dog.

laughs The dogs. - I want it!

- [Bryan] Oh, and the chickens.

- And the chickens, yes.

- [Bryan] Look at this, you guys.

Missy is literally taking worms

out of Draco's cage right now, it's crazy.

- [Missy] They're like dead worms.

I'm trying to pick up his poop right now.

- [Bryan] Uh, that one is definitely not dead.

It is moving.

Look at him eat, he's like,

"Yes, please!

"Clean me!

"Give me food!"

- [Missy] Thanks, bud.

- [Ollie] Not gonna smell them!

Not gonna smell them!

- [Bryan] What are you doing, Ollie?

- Taking out the trash.

- [Bryan] Oh, you gotta dump the fish bowl


say like nice nice healthy laugh so you

say like nice nice healthy laugh so you have to open him excuse me we're waiting


[Music]

[Music]

[Music] and what he does is he actually wants me

and what he does is he actually wants me chop them up follow nice that's one

chop them up follow nice that's one

chop them up follow nice that's one portion of the noodles chops them up and

portion of the noodles chops them up and maybe weighs them for your carton of

maybe weighs them for your carton of

maybe weighs them for your carton of noodles so yeah you're getting you are

noodles so yeah you're getting you are

noodles so yeah you're getting you are getting a freshly chopped freshly made


for the past week.

And it's pretty much gone,

but it looks like Bryan has got it now.

He always tends to get the leftover sickness.

Even if, like, I never get it,

Bryan always ends up getting it.

He just doesn't have as good of an immune system, I guess.

But anyways, I think that me and the boys

are still going to head to church, because we are all ready.

And Bryan was trying to get ready,

and he was like 'I just don't feel good,

'I don't think that I'm going to make it.'

And I was like all right, well, we're still going to go.

We're going to have a good time, huh?

Who do you guys have?

- Papa!

- [Missy] Papa!

They were so excited when they saw Papa.

- I that Mimi here?

- [Missy] Is Mimi here?

- Yeah!

- [Missy] Yeah, oh my goodness!

- You saw one?

- Yeah!

- [Missy] How did you guys do at church?

Did you have fun?

- Good!

- [Missy] What did you do?

- I colored and I played at Diego's.

- [Missy] Ollie's Church and Finn's Church?

You guys go to separate churches?


Monica : You mean, you know Paul like I know Paul?

What? I take credit for Paul.

Frannie : Before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.

Joey : Of course it was a line.

Monica : Why would anybody do something like that?

I assume we want an answer more sophisticated than :

"To get you into bed."

Monica : I hate men.

Phoebe : Don't hate. You don't want to put that out into the universe.

Monica : Is it me?

Monica : Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs..

and men with emotional problems can hear?

Come here. Give me your feet.


BECKETT : And yet, the moment that

you pressed that button, $25 million showed up in Cordero's account.

Lawyer : You have no evidence that account belongs to Mr. Cordero.

Lawyer : Just as you have no evidence that money came from my client.

Castle : Then why were you with him in that Internet cafÃ©?


getting ready to dance

getting ready to dance what an amazing experience amazing

what an amazing experience amazing

what an amazing experience amazing people


Ah, damn it!

My phone keeps pocket-dialing!

That's, like, the eighth time today.

In fairness, I did call ted's butt

At, like, 2 : 00 this afternoon.

It took long enough to call you back. Yeah.

Barney, where are you?

In a cab, heading downtown

With our hot and sexy dates for the evening.

Yes, it happens that fast!

We're going to that club low point,

And you're coming with us.

Barney, for the last time...

All right, I didn't want to tell you this

In front of marshall and lily because they're old and married,

And it's too late for them, anyway,


already hang on now you go on Oh like

already hang on now you go on Oh like

already hang on now you go on Oh like nothing

that is amazing I would have never ever

that is amazing I would have never ever

that is amazing I would have never ever got a thought that an RC can pull you

got a thought that an RC can pull you

got a thought that an RC can pull you with that weight that is amazing dude I

with that weight that is amazing dude I

with that weight that is amazing dude I never ever ever thought this thing I

never ever ever thought this thing I

never ever ever thought this thing I mean it's a beast it's a lot of weight

mean it's a beast it's a lot of weight

mean it's a beast it's a lot of weight when I came home I thought that was like

when I came home I thought that was like a weird RC with the top on it


she's gonna help us out for the

she's gonna help us out for the remainder of the summer I think just a

remainder of the summer I think just a

remainder of the summer I think just a bit mad anyway right here you're there

bit mad anyway right here you're there

bit mad anyway right here you're there welcome

welcome

welcome [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I'm kinda coffee media's carrying this

I'm kinda coffee media's carrying this

I'm kinda coffee media's carrying this the stuff and let us show you what we're

the stuff and let us show you what we're doing is this week we are taking the

doing is this week we are taking the

doing is this week we are taking the video up a level oh oh I forgot we had a

video up a level oh oh I forgot we had a dead man in here

dead man in here

dead man in here what what this is look he's got a friend

what what this is look he's got a friend oh look kids are terrified his dad it's

oh look kids are terrified his dad it's

oh look kids are terrified his dad it's arrived yesterday

arrived yesterday

arrived yesterday he's a terrified of it though but look

he's a terrified of it though but look

he's a terrified of it though but look he's got a girlfriend this is the


Oh!

That same night, aunt lily

Was having a wedding shower,

And robin showed up, gift in hand.

Funny story about that gift.

Hey, barney,

Check out what I got lily for her shower.

It's kind of racy.

Think you can handle it?

Uh, I've been in a ten-way.

So, yeah.

It's kind of see-through.


- No, we're not, no, we're not.

- We'll probably still make dinner laughs .

You boys are so fun.

Missy and Bryan scream

laughs There we go, okay.

Well, Ollie had fun today, didn't you?


You don't need to do anything to get flowers.

- I was like, "Did you just get flowers

because we needed flowers on the table?"

crying

- [Bryan] I mean, they do look good there.

- Yeah, thank you.

I love you.

- [Bryan] Just because I love you.

- I think I asked you.

- [Bryan] Yeah laughing . - Did you get me flowers?

He's like, "No."

- Well, the thing is, is I always send flowers to my mom

or we send flowers to our friends.

I realized I don't ever send you flowers.

We're together all day so I didn't really think about it.

I was like, "Maybe I should

be sending my wife flowers more often" laughing .

- I was a little freaked out.

I was like, "Who's sending me flowers right now?"

- You thought you had a secret admirer?

- [Missy] I don't know. laughing

- [Bryan] What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

screaming


Bailey : I recommend giving up the sport for something a little less aggressive.

Bailey : Say, boxing.

Mr. Kamaji : I see.

Mr. Kamaji : Could you give us some privacy please?


George : - He's our chief. - Yeah.

Mrs. Drake : It was a towel that somebody left

the last time.

George : Yes, ma'am.

Mrs. Drake : Who would do that?

Mrs. Drake : That doesn't seem right, does it?

George : No, ma'am, no. It doesn't.

Mrs. Drake : I was walking around with a towel inside of me.

Mrs. Drake : How could that happen?


So I'll see you the next place, okay

Oh

Thanks a lot of rice my Filipino food tour

Continues at Cafe Via Mare. this is a really popular place people go for traditional Filipino food

And I'm super shot up with this interesting appetizer

This is called Tokwa't Baboy and it's crispy fried tofu right now

I can see that the tofu skin is fry beautifully crunchy and also it has pig ears in it all in a bed of soy

sauce and vinegar

Again, I love the liberal use of vinegar in this country one of my favorite ingredients

I'm gonna try just a piece of the tofu that hasn't touched the sauce


Monica : Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance!

Ross : That is correct.

The Irish jig guy?

Chandler : His legs flail about as if independent from his body!

Gentlemen, your pick.

"It's all Relative."

"Monica and I had a grandmother who died.

Ross : You both went to her funeral.

Name that grandmother."

-Nana? -She has a real name.

Althea!

-What? -I took a shot!

Chandler : With Althea?

Ross : -Althea is correct. -Nice shooting!


and doing it too.

I do have a chicken her name is Meredith,

she's like kind of the scraggly one, and she's just

she's always been kind of a mean chicken.

Obviously she wasn't around a lot of people,

so she doesn't let you like hold her or touch her,

she's just mean, she doesn't necessarily attack us,

but, she definitely doesn't care for us,


Wilson : Uh, favorite sushi place? Maybe we could get dinner sometime.


this looks like a big piece of coconut

this looks like a big piece of coconut there so shrink

there so shrink

there so shrink let's Terrell let's tear away here damn

let's Terrell let's tear away here damn

let's Terrell let's tear away here damn I just took a bite out of water trust

I just took a bite out of water trust

I just took a bite out of water trust now this dessert is definitely

now this dessert is definitely

now this dessert is definitely refreshing and the texture is nice you

refreshing and the texture is nice you

refreshing and the texture is nice you guys nulli do you get the crunch from

guys nulli do you get the crunch from

guys nulli do you get the crunch from the ice you get the crunch from the

the ice you get the crunch from the

the ice you get the crunch from the filling of these little red rubies

filling of these little red rubies

filling of these little red rubies whatever someone is cooking so valence

whatever someone is cooking so valence

whatever someone is cooking so valence cure I don't think I can just walk by

cure I don't think I can just walk by

cure I don't think I can just walk by this is a pork sausage honest your work


first up real traditional bibimbap for

first up real traditional bibimbap for

first up real traditional bibimbap for breakfast

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] and of course the city being the

and of course the city being the

and of course the city being the birthplace of bibimbap this restaurant

birthplace of bibimbap this restaurant

birthplace of bibimbap this restaurant essentially is the birthplace

essentially is the birthplace

essentially is the birthplace I'm bibimbap oh I've never seen a bunch

I'm bibimbap oh I've never seen a bunch

I'm bibimbap oh I've never seen a bunch on that's like a miniature crab before

God because we're you now the cloth

God because we're you now the cloth

God because we're you now the cloth stabbed me given death the little crab

stabbed me given death the little crab

stabbed me given death the little crab was trying to fight back


there's nothing on here about a bit of

there's nothing on here about a bit of salt and that's all you need when the

salt and that's all you need when the

salt and that's all you need when the meat is is premium then this cut of meat

meat is is premium then this cut of meat look at this look how tender this meat


- Smash that thumbs-up button if you guys are excited

to swim in the pool this summer as well,

or let me know in the iCard poll

what are you most looking forward to doing this summer.

upbeat pop music


Sheldon : Hold on.

Do you honestly expect me to believe social protocol dictates...

Sheldon : ...we break our backs helping Wolowitz move, and he only need buy us a pizza?

Leonard : I'm sorry, that really is how it works.

Sheldon : You're tricking me.

Sheldon : - Tell me the truth, what do we get? - Ha.

Leonard : Raj, help me out here.


As you know, for the past eight months,

we've been trying to renegotiate our contract with AtlanticNet Insurance.

It's been a difficult process, but I wanted to let you all know

before we made the formal announcement, that, as of 5 : 00 p.m. Today,

our contract with AtlanticNet will be terminated.

We've doubled the number

of customer service representatives in our call center,

current patients will still be allowed to remain in our care for 30 days,

but starting tomorrow we will no longer be accepting patients

Cuddy : with AtlanticNet health insurance.

Claudia : Dr. Cuddy!

Man : Why weren't we told about this sooner?

Cuddy : Come on, Marina, pick up the phone.

Cuddy : I'm busy.


Bernadette : - How are you? - I'm amazing.

Howard : This is even better than I dreamed.

Howard : I look out the window...

Howard : ...and it's all so unbelievable.

Bernadette : Good for you. I just had a seemingly endless dinner with your mom.

Oh, yeah? That's nice. Heh.

Bernadette : It was. Until I found out you never told her we're not gonna live with her.

Bernadette : Let's talk about that for a minute.

Hey, look, this pen is floating. Heh.

Howard : How crazy is that?


all the best.

speaking in foreign language

laughing

speaking in foreign language


the most prettiest thing you ever saying I stir fried indomie ramen with just the

I stir fried indomie ramen with just the most gorgeous sunny-side up egg with


Aren't you excited we're going on our honeymoon?


Penny : Okay, I know you don't want to talk about it,

Penny : but can I just ask you one question about your mom's book?

Amy : -No. -I just want to know

Penny : why a five-year-old boy puts on his mom's make-up

Penny : and wears balloon boobies.


- Check this out.

This is straight up ankle skin, crispy ankle skin.

crunching skin

upbeat percussion music

We've got about two hours until the goat heads are ready,

so we're gonna lounge around, we're gonna relax,

and coming up, that's gonna be dessert.

man speaking in foreign language

ground crunching

Wow.

- Wow. - Wow. laughing

- It's boiling. - Yeah, it's boiling.

They just pried it out of the coals.

It's been sitting there for like eight hours,

in the hot sand, in the hot coals,

and it literally, it's boiling inside of that packet.

You can hear it just juicing, like the oil just flaming.

men speaking in foreign language

It smells great.

You know it's a goat.


Here's the thing. We've thrown a very formal surprise party for you.

Chandler : - Your friends are in there, and your parents. - No!

Chandler : - Yes! Yes! - No.

Monica : Oh, no! My parents have never seen me drunk.

Monica : That they know of.

We'll get you some coffee. They'll never know that you're drunk.

Monica : - You promise? - I'll take care of it.

Monica : I love you so much.

Chandler : Okay, we have to do something about your breath.

Monica : What about your breath?

That's still yours.

Chandler : Now remember, it's a surprise party.

Chandler : So when you go in, act surprised.

Ready?


Sheldon : It's him.


beautifully this he doesn't have

beautifully this he doesn't have anything else going on so he's not like

anything else going on so he's not like

anything else going on so he's not like coughing or sneezing it's just a fever

coughing or sneezing it's just a fever

coughing or sneezing it's just a fever and I feel like this happens like every

and I feel like this happens like every

and I feel like this happens like every few months he just gets like

few months he just gets like

few months he just gets like random fever and I don't like to like

random fever and I don't like to like

random fever and I don't like to like completely just be like Oh get rid of

completely just be like Oh get rid of

completely just be like Oh get rid of that fever cuz I know if you guys are a

that fever cuz I know if you guys are a

that fever cuz I know if you guys are a mom like it's good sometimes to have a

mom like it's good sometimes to have a

mom like it's good sometimes to have a fever it kills whatever's going on in

fever it kills whatever's going on in

fever it kills whatever's going on in your body it's fighting something and

your body it's fighting something and

your body it's fighting something and it's not like it's extremely high but

it's not like it's extremely high but

it's not like it's extremely high but last night she got so like delirious and

last night she got so like delirious and just like almost it almost seemed like

just like almost it almost seemed like

just like almost it almost seemed like he couldn't like walk or talk I was like

he couldn't like walk or talk I was like oh my god is he okay like do I need to

oh my god is he okay like do I need to

oh my god is he okay like do I need to take him like to the doctors but he ends

take him like to the doctors but he ends up just being very tired I think he was

up just being very tired I think he was

up just being very tired I think he was sleep talking walking and I think yes he

sleep talking walking and I think yes he actually fell asleep on me at one point

actually fell asleep on me at one point

actually fell asleep on me at one point and he like jumped which sometimes you

and he like jumped which sometimes you

and he like jumped which sometimes you do that when you're tired you feel like

do that when you're tired you feel like

do that when you're tired you feel like they're gonna fall like you feel like

they're gonna fall like you feel like

they're gonna fall like you feel like you're falling right when you fall

you're falling right when you fall

you're falling right when you fall asleep and he like jumped up like this


Robin : You know this girl. Where does she live?

Bouncer : I'm not telling you that for less than 20 bucks.

Lily : Well, I'm out of money. I'm cashed, too.

I'll take your purse. My purse?

Bouncer : Yeah, my girl likes clutches.

Robin : Okay, fine.

Lily : You should tell her

Lily : That looks really good with a chocolate boot.

Robin : Bitch is lucky I brought my small purse.

Robin : No room for my gun.

Lily : Here.

Robin : Now where does the rodeo slut live?

Bouncer : The building with the green light, apartment 3-c.

Lily : Oh, my god, robin,

Lily : Are you going to kick this girl's ass?

Robin : Yeah... And steal her purse.

Robin : I can't believe he's cheating on me.

Robin : You know how many times I could have cheated?

Robin : And you know two of them, and they would surprise you.

Lily : 3-c, let's do this.

Lily : You ready?

Robin : Should I just kick the door in?

Lily : Those are really nice heels and you already lost a purse.

Lily : Let's see if it's unlocked.


Lily : seems like a whole other thing.

Lily : We need a drink that will start a fight.

Barney : Do you know what I had to do to get you that job?

Barney : Do you know what I had to do


Raj : Yeah, you didn't have to buy groceries

because you were breast-feeding.

Bernadette : So I guess if it weren't for me,

Bernadette : you'd still be living with her, huh?

Howard : Not exactly.

Penny : What do you mean, not exactly?

Howard : Well, things would be a little different.

Howard, where is my lunch? I'm starving!

Howard : I know you're starving. The neighbors know you're starving.

Howard : There's starving people in Africa who know you're starving!

Mrs Wolowitz off : That's it? There's not enough food!

Well, you cleaned out Earth! I don't know what else to do!

Bernadette : How is this any different?

Howard : You didn't let me finish.

Howard : Here you go, Mother.

You're a good boy, Howard!

Such a good boy!

Walt, did she die or did you kill her?


Castle : Odette goes to a wealthy, loving family, Barbra, not so lucky.

Castle : She gets bounced around from one foster home to the next,

Castle : always knowing, deep inside, that she was meant for something better.

Castle : Then one day, the two of them meet on a train bound for Miami.

Castle : The connection is instantaneous.

Castle : In two days they learn everything there is to know about each other.

Castle : And Barbra can't help but think,

"If only I had landed in the lap of luxury like Odette,

"I could have been anything I wanted to be."

Beckett : Are you suggesting that Barbra purposefully caused the derailment

Beckett : to take over Odette's life?

Castle : With what? Her crazy Wiccan powers?


Oh, it's mostly mung, maybe mung bean noodles,

but a type of vermicelli in there

with some spice, with some Sichuan pepper.


GROANING

PANTING

Kate?


When I'm walking down the street with you

Sing sha la la la la la la

I'm moving here.

Stella : - Really? - Really.

Ted : New Jersey wins.


George : Come on. Meredith, please.

Meredith : She's upstairs in Procedure Room A. That's all I know.

Meredith : Thank you.

So. Dr. Montgomery says you can take your daughter home,

Alex : but she wants to talk to her local ob-gyn.

Things to go over before we release her.


Castle : "I don't believe in much, but I believe in us."

Castle : I like this guy.

Castle : "And no matter the obstacles, no matter how hard you try,

"you'll never get rid of me. I love you."

Castle : You're right. These are worthless.

So, two lovers reunite after three years.

Beckett : Where would you go?

Motel.

Really?

Beckett : That's what you call special?

Well, I'm assuming they're on a budget.

All right, where's the first place you'd go?

Beckett : I don't know. Someplace romantic.

Beckett : Someplace with special meaning, maybe?

Castle : Like the first place they met?

Here. "I'll never forget the first time I laid eyes on you.

"That cold, rainy night inside the Burgeropolis in Hillsdale."

Castle : Hillsdale, New Jersey.

Burgeropolis? You think that's their special place?

Yeah. No, that's stupid.

Beckett : Maybe we'll get lucky with the APBs.

Beckett : Well, let me know.


Resident : Rib spreaders.

Nurse Hoffner : You guys okay if I pull a circulating nurse? We got a train wreck in OR 10.

Simpson : You got it.

Simpson : Proximal end attached.

Masters : Can someone take the retractors for me?

Simpson : Not really.

Masters : I have to use the bathroom.

Resident : I know you're a rookie, but you gotta be kidding.

Masters : - I'm not. - It can wait.

Masters : I'm gonna have an accident.

Simpson : Next one in line, grab it.


cheerful music

- Oh, okay, I'm gonna stop.

- I'm gonna see if this fits her.

Bryan laughs

- [Bryan] You're gonna be such a good dad some day.

Smash that thumbs up button if you think

Ollie and Finn are gonna be good dads some day.

So you're actually trying to fit the dinosaur mask

on the little baby doll? giggles

For those of you wondering, Draco is doing so good!


Weber : Oh, thanks for setting me up.

House : Eye for an eye, LSD and antidepressants.

House : Everything in balance.

Buddhists call it Karma. Christians call it the Golden Rule.

House : Jews call it...

House : I don't know, Rabbi Hillel said something poignant.

Universe always settles the score.

Cuddy : - Does it? - No.

House : But it should.

Doug : Do you think you'll ever be able to look at him and not blame me?

Emily : Yeah. Will you?


Sheldon : This is ridiculous.

Sheldon : I'm a grown man from Texas.

Sheldon : This isn't a terrifying bird Iike a swan or a goose.

Sheldon : It's just a blue jay.

Sheldon : That's a pretty big blue jay.


Mixed with reggae - hip-hop culture as well, but it's always an adventure when riding a matato in Nairobi

How much are the passengers these days

"babbler"

It is very good to return to a matato ride, it brings back many memories

Yes, it is a bumpy road trip and drivers are known for the suddenly stopping midway through them


Ted : Really? That's your take-away? Nothing on the bear in the bra?

Robin : No. He's very open about that.

Robin : That's Gregory.

Robin : Nice guy.

Judy : And the top is so low-cut.

Judy : Your father says he has

Judy : front-row seats to the Minnesota Twins.

Judy : By the way, Marshall, we do need to know

Judy : if you're coming to Florida this summer. Are you coming?

Judy : Marshall, are you coming?


That's funny. I was thinking you look more like, Joey T ribbiani, man/woman.

Phoebe : -What were you modeling for? -Posters for the free clinic.

Monica : So you' re gonna be one of those healthy guys?

-The asthma guy's really cute. -Know which one you'll be?

Joey : No, but I hear Lyme disease is open, so you know....

Chandler : -Good luck, man. I hope you get it. -Thanks.

Ross : You were right. How can they do this? It's Thanksgiving!

What if I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's.

Will you make mashed potatoes with the lumps?


the markets and so we're at the evening

the markets and so we're at the evening market now and we're here right is they

market now and we're here right is they

market now and we're here right is they actually they're not even fully open yet

actually they're not even fully open yet most of the stalls are just sort of

most of the stalls are just sort of

most of the stalls are just sort of slowly setting up ah but that's great

slowly setting up ah but that's great

slowly setting up ah but that's great news because we're gonna be here to have

news because we're gonna be here to have the full selection of fresh foods

[Music]

copy a copy yet oh they said by around 6


Beckett : Where is he?

Montgomery : Turn around and go back home and let me handle this. All right?

Beckett : Sir, I've seen dead bodies before.

Castle : Come on, Kate. You don't want to remember him like this.

Beckett : Castle, if it was me lying there, would you just walk away?

Lanie : I'm so sorry, honey.

Beckett : Just tell me what happened.

Lanie : He was shot in the leg.

Lanie : Judging from the blood trail, I'd say the bullet broke the bone.

Lanie : He tried to hide, but...

Lanie : I found this in his pocket.

Lanie : He just flew in from Los Angeles this afternoon.

Castle : What was he doing in LA?

Beckett : I heard he moved there after he lost his bounty hunter's license.

Beckett : I guess he was trying to make a fresh start.

Castle : When was the last time you spoke to him?


Sheldon : Tomorrow.

Sheldon : Yes, I'll pay.

All right, goodbye.

All right.

Sheldon : Time to learn rock climbing.


Beckett : So, what happened?

Castle : I really don't wanna talk about it.


Ross : Everyone, this is Chandler.

Hi, I'm Ross' little sister.


it's kind of fun it's like a napping

it's kind of fun it's like a napping calendar it says it says your baby can

calendar it says it says your baby can

calendar it says it says your baby can now also recognize dad's voice through

now also recognize dad's voice through

now also recognize dad's voice through the abdominal wall wall if he talks

the abdominal wall wall if he talks

the abdominal wall wall if he talks often no way the baby will understand my

often no way the baby will understand my voice it'll recognize my voice

voice it'll recognize my voice

voice it'll recognize my voice how cool is that guys


- [Bryan] Draco's meeting the belly.

- And show Auntie the boogie bomb.

- [Bryan] That's right, boogie bomb, toss.


I don't work here.

Well, then you shouldn't be walking around.


a horseradish already you can see the

a horseradish already you can see the whole pieces of crab in there crab in

whole pieces of crab in there crab in

whole pieces of crab in there crab in there I stay here wow this one is so

there I stay here wow this one is so

there I stay here wow this one is so moist and like the crab do you taste the

moist and like the crab do you taste the crab and the shrimp aroma like pouring

crab and the shrimp aroma like pouring

crab and the shrimp aroma like pouring into the mute and you're right about

into the mute and you're right about

into the mute and you're right about that south of our chive sauce is so nice

that south of our chive sauce is so nice they provide similar for the southern

they provide similar for the southern

they provide similar for the southern Russia and it was brought to Moscow for

Russia and it was brought to Moscow for

Russia and it was brought to Moscow for the king was for the royalty right I

the king was for the royalty right I

the king was for the royalty right I know but it is that special very special

know but it is that special very special it was a like a like a royal

they are giving us the royal treatment

they are giving us the royal treatment

they are giving us the royal treatment here that for sure basic sugar

here that for sure basic sugar

here that for sure basic sugar [Music]


Castle : Don't worry. I will see you soon.

Okay? I'll see you soon.

Castle : What are you doing?

Hayley : You can't go out there alone. Someone has to watch your back.

And someone has to watch theirs.

Castle : I don't know those guys out front. I know you.

Castle : Stay with them. Please.


what the family is doing and you know

what the family is doing and you know what I think this blog needs right now

what I think this blog needs right now

what I think this blog needs right now is a little montage a little like music

is a little montage a little like music

is a little montage a little like music you know so here we go hey you got

you know so here we go hey you got

you know so here we go hey you got something to show me all right let's see

something to show me all right let's see it

it

it oh he's doing flips now okay try again

oh he's doing flips now okay try again

oh he's doing flips now okay try again try again

try again

try again jump hard that was perfect

jump hard that was perfect

jump hard that was perfect what you got there Dale she got

what you got there Dale she got

what you got there Dale she got what-is-it what-is-it what-is-it whoa

what-is-it what-is-it what-is-it whoa

what-is-it what-is-it what-is-it whoa it's vampire bat man I'm glad we brought

it's vampire bat man I'm glad we brought the personal chef my yeah I think I

the personal chef my yeah I think I

the personal chef my yeah I think I might actually start without you here


Ted 2030 : And by the end of the night, Barney had turned Robin into a real American.

Robin : I want to say-- Jefferson?

Barney : Correct. Oh!


Phoebe, how's it going?

I'm okay. Are they having fun? Am I talking too fast?

No. You sound like me.

It's going great. Look at Chandler with Little Baby Girl Chandler.

Little Baby Girl Chandler. Where have I heard that before? Oh, Coach Rubin.

Phoebe, when you're done over there, we've got a situation over here too.


You didn't come and visit me when l was in the hospital having the baby!

You didn't come see me in the hospital when l was getting my lips done!

l did the first time.

Rachel : You know what? You wanna know why l am not giving Emily to you?


George Clinton : I got you a gift.

Robin : Oh.


Margha : ...I would have to say Chandler.

Yes!

Joey : Wait a minute. She obviously didn't understand the question.

Well, why don't you have Captain Hook explain it to her?

I'm sorry, Joey. That is my truth.

You hear that? That is her truth, Mr. I'll-Let-You-Have-Her!

Chandler : I win! You suck! I rule all!

Chandler : Mini-wave in celebration of me!

I am now thinking I would like to change my answer to no one.

What?

Margha : I now find you shallow...

Margha : ...and a dork.

Bye-bye.

Joey : Nice going. You just saved yourself a couple months of sex.


That looks so,

so thick.

There's our camel.

Add a little salt on there

and cumin,

wow.

speaks foreign language

Wow, look at that, we got a huge camel plate here, guys.

speaks foreign language

Look at that huge plate of camel.

And he sprinkled salt and cumin on there.

Mm, that looks tender, and then we've also got

over here, moroccan mint tea, so you can just

drop a rock of that rock sugar in,


George : Do you even know whose that was?

I'm hoping it was yours.

MVO : No.

Izzie : What do you think?

[Cristina] 50 says Meredith gets tossed out and Burke walks away clean.

George : Please be nice to her.

[Sighing]

[Sighing] So, I have done a lot of research on this,

Meredith : and Dr. Burke has been kind enough to help me.

Meredith : And I understand my responsibility

in what I've done wrong here.

Meredith : However, I do think the patient's history

Meredith : is significant in this case.

Meredith : She still weighs 200 pounds,

Meredith : which is why no one even noticed it.

Meredith : But with that kind of a weight drop,

Meredith : it doesn't matter how much you weigh. You're anorexic.

Burke : Along with all that fat, she was losing heart muscle.

That certainly could be the reason

Webber : for a small poke to become a large tear.

Lawyer : That still doesn't change the fact, though.

The poke wasn't reported at the time of the occurrence.

Meredith : - And if I could change that... - And you can't.

You left yourself and the hospital open to tremendous liability.

[Burke] Not if the weight loss caused the problem.

Lawyer : - I have no choice... - I've spoken to the husband.

Burke : His wife remains stable...

Lawyer : I can't take your beliefs to the bank, Dr. Burke.

Dr. Grey made a huge error here.

Burke : - And she reported it. - Too late.


lt's okay. Go ahead, ask me out.

Okay. You think, maybe, sometime l could take you out?


Cameron : Just sign the forms, okay? And I'll get out of here.

Cameron : Hopefully for you, whatever you injected yourself with won't wear off

Cameron : before you get the fun of a caring and concerned doctor cutting into your head.


Leonard : Wait, are we really going to Long Beach?

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

SHELDON : Leonard? Leonard? Leonard?


realistically for me and Dale to ride

realistically for me and Dale to ride this thing realistically I think you

this thing realistically I think you

this thing realistically I think you guys might do about 10 or 15 wipeouts oh

guys might do about 10 or 15 wipeouts oh my god yeah yeah and then you're gonna

my god yeah yeah and then you're gonna

my god yeah yeah and then you're gonna get up and blow your mind then wipeout

get up and blow your mind then wipeout

get up and blow your mind then wipeout again see me awesome

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] here we go man 1 2 loading up you know

here we go man 1 2 loading up you know

here we go man 1 2 loading up you know what what is this guy this looks amazing

what what is this guy this looks amazing this is a time boogie board something

this is a time boogie board something

this is a time boogie board something daylit like this yeah I do like it it's

daylit like this yeah I do like it it's

daylit like this yeah I do like it it's amazing sure I guarantee foiling is not

amazing sure I guarantee foiling is not

amazing sure I guarantee foiling is not easy it's gonna be very awkward it's all

easy it's gonna be very awkward it's all about new stuff though man you've got to

about new stuff though man you've got to do new things trying to do that every

do new things trying to do that every

do new things trying to do that every day this week and new foods trying new

day this week and new foods trying new

day this week and new foods trying new fun stuff feel like when Jamie O'Brien

fun stuff feel like when Jamie O'Brien

fun stuff feel like when Jamie O'Brien says it's gonna take you some time to do

says it's gonna take you some time to do it yeah it's gonna be hard I may not do

it yeah it's gonna be hard I may not do

it yeah it's gonna be hard I may not do it I'm putting together a nice salad for


Chase : Hannah, wake up. Somebody here to see you.

Chase : She's got limited motion on her left side.

Chase : You might have to take care of her for a while.

Chase : You don't feel it, but you're about to rip your stitches out.

Chase : Take care of yourself. Then you can take care of her.

Wendy : You haven't gone home.

Foreman : Sorry I screwed up Valentine's day.

Wendy : I'm dating a doctor. I'd be an idiot to expect anything else.

I did get you a gift. MGH.