House : Ablate the patient's bone marrow, find him a donor match.

Cameron : You want to nuke the patient's marrow?

Cameron : He had no evidence of being anemic or immune-compromised

Cameron : when he was admitted... Perfect white count as well.

Ablation could kill him,

Foreman : or leave him defenseless against an infection that could.

House : Then come up with something better.

House : He may as well die while we're treating him.

House : Okay with you if I bring the other candidates into the loop now?

Taub : The risks, they're really minimal.

Taub : We'll do a series of painless injections...

Taub : Excuse me.


"Fish feel pain.

I'm never constipated."

The guy's an idiot.

Actually, she's marrying him.

I just wanted your honest opinion.

He's actually a really nice guy.

I think there's a wisdom to...

Anyway, they picked a date, so, uh,

You want to come with me,

So that we can laugh our asses off

As we watch him walk barefoot down the aisle

In a hemp tuxedo?

Yeah, sure. When is it?

Uh, first weekend in November.

Is that

The something bad?

That she invited you to a wedding?

Six months from now.

As in we'll be together six months from now.

Do you guys remember

Barney's whole thing about making plans

In a relationship?

Fourth row.

Ted, no.

You're violating the date-time continuum.

You never make

Plans with a girl further in the future

Than the amount of time you've been going out.

You've been dating this girl for, what, two weeks?

No, you're not taking her to a springsteen concert in January.


- Abra kadabra bearded dragon come alive.


Lily : Before I met marshall, and it was just some random dude.

I, I don't even remember his name.

Lily : I just call him too much tongue guy.

What? Too much tongue guy?

Well, I'm not surprised to hear that

Ted : Coming from unreasonably small mouth opening girl.

Lily : That wasn't me.

Ted : Yes, it was, at the freshman orientation party.

Robin : No, no, no, no, no.

Robin : No, no.

No, no, no, no, no!

How much fun is this?

All of us reminiscing about how we met me?

Robin, have I told you how I met marshall?


you're gonna be a singer when you grow

you're gonna be a singer when you grow up you're gonna be a pop star you gonna

up you're gonna be a pop star you gonna

up you're gonna be a pop star you gonna join Little Mix I hate saying this


and I think we're just gonna come back to the hotel,

hang out, have a nice leisurely afternoon,

and then tonight is another main food event.

Which I am ecstatic about and we'll be having

some of the ultimate, best Wagyu beef from Wagyumafia.


Leonard : Oh, damn it. Can I have a napkin?


Raj : We're gonna die here.

Amy : -Hello. -Hey.


He could have gotten out.

Park : People are found sometimes.

Park : Even in collapsed...

Taub : I think they're pulling a body out.


Derek : - OK. - OK. Bye.

Izzie : Yeah.

Meredith : Thank you, George.

The hernia is causing the baby's abdominal...

Callie : - Hey. - Hey, still knitting?

Meredith : Oh, yeah. I'm getting so good at it.

Derek : Hmm. I did a craniotomy on a kid today while he was awake.

Meredith : I met a sister I never knew I had.

Meredith : And I saw my father which was, uh...

Meredith : - I don't know what it was. - Hmm. You OK?

Meredith : I have my knitting.

Beatrice : Study hard, keep your grades up.

Beatrice : But starting next year you're going to want to take two AP classes a semester

Beatrice : if you want to get into a decent college.


Phoebe : Not that way.

But the bike got you a lot closer.

Well, take it downstairs.

You know, give it a test drive.

Phoebe : Okay. Oh, my God.

Chandler : My first bike!


Castle : The last sketch we got of this guy, he looked like Ben Conrad.

Beckett : Okay, do you have a better idea? 'Cause I'm all out,

Beckett : and if we don't catch him soon, he's gonna kill again.

Shaw : - You can't take this personally. - The hell I can't.

Beckett : He just blew up my apartment. I think that's pretty damn personal.

Shaw : Do you know how they caught Son of Sam?


And he's just flipping it over there too.

Trevor and vendor speak in foreign language

That should be good.

And some peanuts.

Oh that looks great and a little chili paste.

Nice and that's the one that just came off.

Look at that.

Xi'an jianbing.

Wow that is looking amazing.

Oh yeah.


George : See you at home?

Finn : Yeah.

George : - OK. See you. - OK.

And then...

we set about the business of fixing... whatever we can.

Callie : Izzie?

Izzie : Hmm?

Denny : Would it be wrong for me to feel you up right now?


House : Come on, how am I not supposed to make that joke?

House : Best thing about big, honking gonads, well, one of the best things,

is that there's only a few infections that could cause it.

Blood tests for enteroviruses and adenoviruses.

Hopefully, the needles have grown as fast as his sack, and we can find it.

Foreman : Can Chase and Cameron cover that?

House : Mind if I ask why?

Foreman : I want to recheck the National Marrow registry for an alternate donor.

House : In case we're wrong?

Foreman : It's been known to happen.


Yeah, I kind of live there at the moment. My wife gets a deal.

Helen : That's one hell of a deal.

George : So, our room service bill, at the Archfield, is that part of the deal?


Because you're a smart, old money trust-fund girl who took this job

House : because your liberal ideology makes you want to make a difference,

House : but you're already getting bored, and this is interesting.

Adams : Why would you say any of that?

House : Your shoes.

A different, expensive pair every day, but never leather.

House : Which means you're both rich and liberal.

Antique locket that's unpolished gold, not some hipster thing.

House : It's a family heirloom, which means old money.

House : Osler scarf, only on Fridays,

House : which means you did your residency at Hopkins.

House : Which means you're smarter than our interactions would so far indicate.

House : And your eyes.

House : The only time you haven't looked bored in the three months since you've been here

House : is when we've been discussing this diagnosis.

House.

Sullivan : He wants you.


Penny : Not in a rush, busy with work...

Penny : Things are good right now. Really good.

Leonard : You still want to get married, right?

Penny : Oh, my God. Yes. Why would you even ask that?

Raj : I don't know. Because we don't have a date?

Penny : Well, you want a date, pick a date.

Leonard : It's not just the date.

Leonard : We haven't talked about anything.

Leonard : Big wedding, small wedding, indoor, outdoor...

Sheldon : Outdoor? Oh. I can RSVP no right now.

Penny : Okay, indoor it is. Big or small?

Leonard : Is your dad paying for it? I doubt it.

Leonard : Okay, two friends each.

Penny : All right, well, I want it in a church.

Leonard : Fine. I want black-tie.

Leonard : Fine. I want to release butterflies.

Sheldon : Seriously? Airborne worms?


Honey : Great.

Honey : See?

Zoey : Was that so hard?

Zoey : Can you at least tell me why?

Zoey : Because I'm racking my brain here, and I thought...

Zoey : I just want to know why.

Marshall : So we got Ted and Zoey. Ted is in love with Zoey.

Marshall : Zoey has no idea.

Marshall : Then Zoey's cousin Honey went home with Barney,

Marshall : and Zoey was happy about it. Which tells us what?


something like this an authentic version outside is pulsing really crispy and the

outside is pulsing really crispy and the inside is soft and tender the pork is

inside is soft and tender the pork is

inside is soft and tender the pork is supposed to have a lot of fat content

supposed to have a lot of fat content

supposed to have a lot of fat content and it's supposed to be diced up really

and it's supposed to be diced up really

and it's supposed to be diced up really really well now this right away it's

really well now this right away it's

really well now this right away it's really soft on the outside it's not


Dude, I think it might be stronger than Szechuan pepper.

Wow, my mouth is like fizzing and saliva-ing,

and like I can't feel the tip of my tongue now.

laughs Oh, man.

And like citrus juices just flowing from my taste buds.

- Oh yeah, immediate like a rush.

Huh, ho ho!

- That really plays with your mouth.

Look, it's so dandelion or something.

It's so similar to Szechuan pepper.

Mmm.

The beef is tender.

It's so flavorful,

and I can't feel my mouth or my tongue right now.


going to be back at 12 noon which is

going to be back at 12 noon which is amazing and I'm not telling Jonathan

amazing and I'm not telling Jonathan

amazing and I'm not telling Jonathan it's going to be a complete surprise so

it's going to be a complete surprise so

it's going to be a complete surprise so he and the kids are going to get a

he and the kids are going to get a

he and the kids are going to get a surprise when I come home and I'm

surprise when I come home and I'm

surprise when I come home and I'm getting a car home so they won't even

getting a car home so they won't even

getting a car home so they won't even know it's not so cool I can't wait to

know it's not so cool I can't wait to

know it's not so cool I can't wait to see bad words blip I'm actually having

see bad words blip I'm actually having

see bad words blip I'm actually having such a good time I didn't think I would

such a good time I didn't think I would

such a good time I didn't think I would have this good at the time like I

have this good at the time like I

have this good at the time like I thought I would kind of hate it but I

thought I would kind of hate it but I

thought I would kind of hate it but I happen like benefit it being so lovely

happen like benefit it being so lovely

happen like benefit it being so lovely to me everywhere I go people are

to me everywhere I go people are

to me everywhere I go people are mountains so they get it like they

mountains so they get it like they

mountains so they get it like they understand they're so humma dating

understand they're so humma dating

understand they're so humma dating Francesco's been a huge help annie has

Francesco's been a huge help annie has

Francesco's been a huge help annie has been a huge help

been a huge help

been a huge help I kind of like I know I made a joke that

I kind of like I know I made a joke that the two of them were like my manis but I

the two of them were like my manis but I actually couldn't want to move my knees

actually couldn't want to move my knees

actually couldn't want to move my knees now

now

now because they were just incredible so I

because they were just incredible so I

because they were just incredible so I was being really really lucky have a

was being really really lucky have a

was being really really lucky have a really strong team and this grow

really strong team and this grow

really strong team and this grow included like she is a boss baby she's

included like she is a boss baby she's

included like she is a boss baby she's amazing

amazing

amazing okay so thank you for watching and I

okay so thank you for watching and I

okay so thank you for watching and I will talk to you guys tomorrow

will talk to you guys tomorrow

will talk to you guys tomorrow Oh


Okay.


Phoebe : -You do? -Yeah.

Joey : You don't like Kathy.

Chandler : You got me.

Joey : You've been avoiding her ever since we started going out.

Joey : I made an effort to like Janice.

Joey : Now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out with us. Right?

Chandler : -Yeah, right. -Good. And hey, my treat.

-Only because you're not eating, right? -Right.

Sorry, Grandma.

Monica : Ross isn't here.


Foreman : Have you been abusing your daughter?


We're gonna get both of those

Let's go see what it's all about here

Here's the lontong

laughs

oh, there's the rice cake

boiled rice cake inside a banana leaf

chatter in Indonesian

oh, there's the gravy, the sauce


Park : Dad. Do you have a minute?

Surgeon : Thoracic cavity clear. Ready for the donor lungs.

Theresa : Thank God you called him.

Theresa : Wonder what happens now.

Wilson : She can handle it.

House.

Foreman : Got something for you.


quite know where it is we're just

quite know where it is we're just driving around and searching out the

driving around and searching out the

driving around and searching out the window

actually Raul he knows a place to eat

actually Raul he knows a place to eat

actually Raul he knows a place to eat Charo which is a dove market so we just

Charo which is a dove market so we just

Charo which is a dove market so we just parked we're gonna have title the maca

parked we're gonna have title the maca

parked we're gonna have title the maca and quinoa carts are very very popular

and quinoa carts are very very popular

and quinoa carts are very very popular just driving around in the morning

just driving around in the morning

just driving around in the morning you'll just find tons and tons of carts

you'll just find tons and tons of carts

you'll just find tons and tons of carts with the the green and yellow umbrellas

with the the green and yellow umbrellas

with the the green and yellow umbrellas that really is like the most typical the

that really is like the most typical the most common thing to consume in the

most common thing to consume in the

most common thing to consume in the morning

morning

morning Mercado day one question one time they

Mercado day one question one time they

Mercado day one question one time they went immediately as you step in here you


Barney : Has their own tale of the sexless innkeeper.

Barney : Why, I had run-in with one just last year.

Barney : I even composed a poem about it.

Barney : Would you care to hear it? Not really.

T'was the night before new year's,

And the weather grew mean.

It was 3 : 00 in the morning,

And I was stranded in queens.

The tavern grew empty,

The gas lights grew dim.

The horse-drawn carriages were all but snowed in...

Ted : Wait. If this was last year,

Why are you acting like it was Oliver Twist?

Barney : Ted, it's a poem.

Last call was approaching,

And my fortunes looked bleak.

Then I turned to my left

And stifled a shriek.


Ross : Chandler! Chandler!

Ross : I saw what you were doing in the window!

Ross : I saw what you're doing to my sister! Get out here!

Chandler : Listen, we had a good run.

Chandler : What was it? Four, five months?

Chandler : That's more than most people have in a lifetime. Goodbye.

Monica : -What are you doing? -I am going on the lam.

Monica : Come on, Chandler. I can handle Ross.

Monica : Hold on!


gentle music


This is a nightmare.

Barney : Some woman that I slept with

Barney : And screwed over is trying to ruin my life.

Barney : God, why is this happening to me?

Lily : It's karma.

Barney : Nah, it's not karma.

Barney : She's stripping in vegas.

Barney : Plus, we're good.

Ted : Look, if you want to figure out

Ted : Who it is, why don't you just start by checking your list?

Barney : My list?

Barney : Dude, do not pretend you're not the kind of guy

Barney : Who keeps a list of all the girls he's slept with.


Raj by text : I still don't know what you do for a living.

Lucy by text : Web design.

Anything I might've seen?

Raj : I don't know. You ever look at porn websites?


oh just a little stick wait which way

oh just a little stick wait which way you going you look like you're gonna hit

you going you look like you're gonna hit me well pops you already been mud

me well pops you already been mud

me well pops you already been mud running all day what a good vine what a

running all day what a good vine what a

running all day what a good vine what a good oh this is pretty cool bunch of

good oh this is pretty cool bunch of

good oh this is pretty cool bunch of trees are falling in this river and it's

trees are falling in this river and it's just made it like a jungle gym yeah

just made it like a jungle gym yeah

just made it like a jungle gym yeah you're going all the way dude

you're going all the way dude

you're going all the way dude ready let's see it no you gotta jump in


Leonard : You told her my experiment was stupid?

Howard : I was just repeating what Sheldon said.

Look, let's not get off topic. Bernadette, I need to apologize.

You know, I was wrong to tell you who you should be friends with.

-Should I leave you two alone? -No, Leonard, you should hear this.

Leonard : Okay, good. Because I wasn't really gonna go.

Howard : Look, I know I come off as confident and worldly...

Howard : ...but the truth is I'm not.

Leonard : We're shocked.

Howard : Which is why I tend to feel threatened by other guys.

Leonard : Or loud noises, clowns and nuns.

Howard : But I now realize how foolish that is.

Leonard : He had a panic attack once when he got his head stuck in his sweater.

Howard : It was a full turtleneck.

-And why aren't you helping me? -I don't know.

Leonard : Maybe because I'm crazy?


of acoustical design in the world. Watch.

whispers : Diarrhea.


Barney : I have to say, it was pretty noble of him.

Barney : He fell on his sword so that she could fall on mine.

Barney : I won't bore you with the details, but to summarize...

Barney : She hugged me.

Barney : What was that all about?

Marcus : Zoey's in love with Ted.

Marcus : Wait, hear me out.

Zoey's in love with Ted, but she's married,

so she tried to push him away

by setting him up with her cousin instead.

But seeing Ted and Honey hit it off was more than her gentle heart could bear,

so Zoey left early, pricked by love's fickle thorn.

But then, the next morning,

upon learning that Ted had not tasted of Honey's sweet nectar,

her joy burst forth like a blossoming flower in spring.

Marcus : Zoey's in love with Ted.

Marcus : I stopped by that new doughnut shop, Hertz Donuts.

Marcus : - Would you like a Hertz Donut? - Sure.


yeah

yeah

yeah little creaminess with little Colie over

little creaminess with little Colie over from the over the sunroof oh yeah yeah

from the over the sunroof oh yeah yeah

from the over the sunroof oh yeah yeah so we do what I say differently we don't

so we do what I say differently we don't cook it all the way yeah so it still has

cook it all the way yeah so it still has that bite to it and this rice I love

that bite to it and this rice I love

that bite to it and this rice I love because I'm not a big fan of sticky rice

because I'm not a big fan of sticky rice yeah no I don't like it when my cranks

yeah no I don't like it when my cranks

yeah no I don't like it when my cranks are mixed together like sticks Tongzhi

are mixed together like sticks Tongzhi

are mixed together like sticks Tongzhi ever be apart yeah

ever be apart yeah

ever be apart yeah in India rice whatever flavor it is is

in India rice whatever flavor it is is

in India rice whatever flavor it is is always like separate green absolutely

always like separate green absolutely

always like separate green absolutely very distinct gosh husband's hashtag

very distinct gosh husband's hashtag

very distinct gosh husband's hashtag let's keep eating more food right

let's keep eating more food right

let's keep eating more food right [Music]

[Music]

[Music] this is our way of making Chinese food

this is our way of making Chinese food

this is our way of making Chinese food it's kind of different but you should

it's kind of different but you should

it's kind of different but you should give it a shot

give it a shot

give it a shot Indian Chinese fur

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] so guys what are what is that is Chinni

so guys what are what is that is Chinni

so guys what are what is that is Chinni for the inventing immunise cottage

for the inventing immunise cottage

for the inventing immunise cottage cheese and it still has the cheese

cheese and it still has the cheese

cheese and it still has the cheese you've got a cheesy polish right it's


Bracken : You let McManus get away so that he would take me down,

Bracken : and when that didn't play out,

Bracken : you decided to ruin the most important moment of my career.

Beckett : - That's not what this... - No.

Bracken : You save that for the review board!

Bracken : You have overplayed your hand, and I am going to bury you!

Beckett : Oh, God, Castle, I don't understand. How did we get this so wrong?

Castle : We knew we were taking a risk.

No, there's got to be a reason that they were framing McManus.

Beckett : They had to have been planning this for tonight, here.

That's the only thing that makes sense.

Castle : Or he wasn't being framed.

Beckett : Maybe they couldn't get the bomb in the building.

Beckett : With the heightened security because McManus was on the loose,

Beckett : maybe they had to make a different plan.

Beckett : Place the bomb somewhere more accessible.

Castle : Kate, it's over.


[Music]

[Music]

[Music] my scouting face is over and now it's


Chase : I don't have time to teach you to act like one.

Chase : We removed the artery, found nodules.

House : Could mean lupus.

Chase : Negative ANA. Where are you going?


Monica : That's stealing.

Chandler : We'll bring it back. Put it under your dress.

Chandler : Okay. One thing at a time.

Joey's Hand Twin : -Are you gonna play? -No, I don't really have any money.

Joey : Not yet, anyway.

Can't sit here if you don't play.


Penny : I love San Francisco. I wish I was going with you.

Sheldon : I understand your envy.

Sheldon : This is a can't-miss symposium.

Sheldon : There are going to be discussions on bioorganic cellular computer devices...

Sheldon : ...advancements in multi-threaded task completion...

...plus a round table on the non-equilibrium Green's Function approach...

Sheldon : ...to the photoionization process in atoms.

Penny : When I go, I usually just get hammered and ride the cable cars.

This conference is a big thing.


how to smash it, remember?

upbeat music


I can't believe he's gonna marry the girl he cheated on me with.

Leonard : Isn't it kind of nice?

Leonard : He was with the wrong person. Now he found the right person.

Penny : So I'm the wrong person? Maybe you wanna be with Gretchen too.

Bernadette : They do look happy.

Howard : Yeah, maybe tonight.

Howard : But a year from now, he'll be crawling under the sink looking for his Xbox.

Howard : Well, he will.

Leonard : Why don't we just forget about them and enjoy our Valentine's Day?

Penny : Yes, absolutely.


Just an hour ago, when we were leaving work...

Marshall : So, you still think Ted's gonna take the job?

Barney : Please.

Barney : I'll get the yes.

Barney : Barney Stinson always gets the yes.

Ted : Am I wrong or is that exactly

Ted : what Barney says when he's putting the moves on a girl?

Exactly. It's like he's putting the moves on you.

Ted : Yeah, more like the opposite. He's been ignoring me all night.

Ted : Barney wants me to take the job so bad he's putting the moves on me?

Marshall : I hope that's his end game.

Marshall : Actually, I don't. I like you two together.

Ted : I don't buy it. That's crazy, even for Barney.

Marshall : Well, think about it. We've seen his moves countless times.

Marshall : What does he do after he's done ignoring a girl?

Barney : Chrissy, I love your glasses.


Sheldon : Of course I understand. And who are you to tell me about outer space?

Well, I'm the astrophysicist. "Astro" means "space."

"Astro" means "star."

Raj : Let me just tell you, if we were having this argument...

Raj : ...in my native language, I'd be kicking your butt.


Howard : 20 minutes in, they find a prune pit.

Raj : Actually, how do you feel about watching House of 1000 Corpses?

Howard : A straight-up gore-fest? You hate this stuff.

Raj : I do, but for some reason, Emily loves it

Raj : and wants to watch it with me tomorrow,

Raj : so I thought if I saw it with you first,

Raj : then I could act cool about it with her.

Howard : That's actually not a bad plan.

Howard : I can sit through the colonoscopy now,

Howard : but that first time I was like, "Oh, my God, a prune pit!"

-So you'd watch it? -Sure.

Raj : You're a good friend. I owe you one.

Howard! Help me get out of the tub!


patties and she wants me to try right

patties and she wants me to try right now how do you say delicious again Yong

now how do you say delicious again Yong

now how do you say delicious again Yong Yong

Yong

Yong no looks like a really bouncy fish cake

no looks like a really bouncy fish cake

no looks like a really bouncy fish cake it's just like fish and maybe a little

it's just like fish and maybe a little

it's just like fish and maybe a little pork mixed in here in China we often

pork mixed in here in China we often

pork mixed in here in China we often judge like how good a fish ball by how

judge like how good a fish ball by how

judge like how good a fish ball by how high it bounces supposed to have a

high it bounces supposed to have a

high it bounces supposed to have a really chewy texture because see how

really chewy texture because see how

really chewy texture because see how clean and beautiful that meat looks

clean and beautiful that meat looks

clean and beautiful that meat looks she's like my favorite person ever

she's like my favorite person ever

she's like my favorite person ever because as I'm holding this plate

because as I'm holding this plate

because as I'm holding this plate eating she's putting more patties on my

eating she's putting more patties on my

eating she's putting more patties on my plate we all need an aunty like that we

plate we all need an aunty like that we

plate we all need an aunty like that we do I'm not sure they're so good I'm not

do I'm not sure they're so good I'm not

do I'm not sure they're so good I'm not just saying this because it's Brenda's

just saying this because it's Brenda's

just saying this because it's Brenda's comment but if I serve this at a

comment but if I serve this at a

comment but if I serve this at a restaurant yeah I come back the next day

restaurant yeah I come back the next day so that's what it used to look like you

so that's what it used to look like you

so that's what it used to look like you do see a lot of herbs in there I see

do see a lot of herbs in there I see

do see a lot of herbs in there I see maybe some scallions some garlic if this

maybe some scallions some garlic if this was in a burger form like an awesome

was in a burger form like an awesome

was in a burger form like an awesome fish burger ain't no flies we're invited

fish burger ain't no flies we're invited to this party you don't get a bite


Beckett : But you had the tape, and you used that to blackmail her

Beckett : so you could get your share.

Esposito : But Sadie didn't like you having all that leverage.

Esposito : What I can't figure out is,

Esposito : what took Sadie so long to try to get this tape back from you?

Beckett : Oh, I get it.

Beckett : You burned through the money that Sadie gave you originally,

Beckett : - so you needed more. - I am mortgaged to the hilt, okay?

AII my credit cards are maxed, and my wife won't stop spending!

Hell, she forked over 15 G's to that stupid charity auction

Roger : to have the great Richard Castle read a couple of chapters out of his novel.

Beckett : Okay, so you went to Sadie, demanding more money, she refused.

Beckett : And then when you caught her in your office that night,

Beckett : trying to take what was yours...

Esposito : You grabbed the fireplace poker and you killed her.

Roger : No, I didn't even know Sadie was trying to steal the tape

Roger : until you guys showed up at my house earlier.

Beckett : Prove it. where were you at the time of the murder?

Do you promise not to tell my wife?

Roger : I was in the basement getting baked with Chip Evans and Lester Davis.

Roger : I lied because I promised my wife that I would stop toking.

It's just I'm... I'm under a lot of stress lately.

Castle : Please tell me you solved it.

Beckett : Roger's alibi checks out.

Beckett : We're back to square one with zero leads.

Beckett : Any luck with weller?

AII he cares about is getting a conviction,

And from the look of the jury,

when they find out about Nina and Sadie's affair,

Castle : he's going to get it.

Beckett : We need to figure something out.

Castle : I have an idea.

Beckett : Castle, what are you doing?

Castle : Saving an innocent woman's life.

Judge Wollcott : - Mr. Brown, your witness... - Stop the trial!


Beckett : on your husband's murder?

Laurie : I have a family, Detective Beckett.

Laurie : Their father is dead.

Laurie : What use is dragging their names through the mud,

Laurie : providing fodder for late-night comedians?

Castle : When did you know?

The trust called to confirm the stock sale.

My wonderful husband forged my signature on the papers,

thinking I would be too stupid to notice.

And when I confronted him, he claimed he needed the money for tax reasons.

Reasons that I wouldn't understand. But I understood, all right.

Everything that I wanted, everything that I wanted us to be,

and he can't keep his fly zipped.

Beckett : So what did you decide to do?

Laurie : Between public humiliation and blackmail,

Laurie : I chose blackmail, and I told him to make it go away.

Beckett : So, what do you think happened that night?

Castle : I don't know.

Okay. So, that night, when he called, what did he actually say?

Laurie : That he had the money. That he was going to meet the guy.

Laurie : And that was the last thing he said to me.

And God knows what happened after that.

Beckett : And you're sure that he had the money?

Laurie : Yes. Why?

Beckett : - Because we found it at your house. - My house?

Castle : The search warrant was served this morning.


Lily : She seems like something special.

Barney : Okay, I promise I won't lie to her.

I may, however, lie "on" her.

Barney : I said, bang-bang, bangity-bang.


Yanavich : Yeah, some black kid used to follow them around, a rookie.

I got a picture of him somewhere up here.

Yeah. That's him.

Yanacvich : The hell was his name...


I knew what I had to do for my friend Robin.

But first I had to do something for me.

Ted : Show me...

Ted : "owl attack."

Marshall : I am freaking out.

Marshall : Is there a chance that I can't have kids?

Marshall : I've been hit in the nuts a lot.

Stangel : We won't know anything until we run some tests.

Stangel : We'll need a sample of your sperm.

Stangel : No, there's a room at the end of the hall.

If you find yourself in the elevator, you've gone too far.

Stangel : You'd think I wouldn't have to say that, but you'd be surprised.


Christmas is everywhere thanks can the

Christmas is everywhere thanks can the most wonderful time of year thanks buddy

most wonderful time of year thanks buddy you guys going through these quick oh we

you guys going through these quick oh we got a daddy-daughter date daddy gonna

got a daddy-daughter date daddy gonna

got a daddy-daughter date daddy gonna paint your nails it'll match your hair I


I have a mother at 35 weeks with twins. Where is her OB?

DEREK : Her OB should be on a plane back to Connecticut.

We've covered the trailer. We need the slutty intern and the divorce.

DEREK : You know what? You sound more and more like Mom every day.

NANCY : Take it back.

GEORGE : So two uteruses. That's pretty cool.

- And you're engaged. That's also cool. - Greg talked me into it.

Oh, man. From the first moment I saw Noelle, I was ham.

- Did you say "ham"? - You're either ham or eggs.

NOELLE : - Here we go. - You got to ask yourself :

Are you the chicken or are you the pig?

I'm sorry. Pig or chicken?

You got a plate of ham and eggs, right? Now the chicken is involved in the meal.

GREG : But the pig is committed. So the question is,

are you involved or are you committed?


GEORGE : Right.

CHRISTINA : Are you... mad at me?

Hey, hey! You're mad at me?

BURKE : Forget it. Just... don't worry about it.

BURKE : - You have patients. - I'm on call for the pit.

- Cristina... - I'm not leaving.


I'm busy beaming with pride.

Mrs. Bing : This is kind of embarrassing...

Mrs. Bing : ...but occasionally, after I've been intimate with a man...

Chandler : Why would she say that's embarrassing?

Mrs. Bing : ...I just get this craving for kung pao chicken.

Chandler : That's too much information.

Needless to say, he got a huge tip.

Oh, God, I Iove her!

I think I' m having a stroke.

So how is your book tour going?

Mrs. Bing : Oh, fine. I'm leaving for New York tomorrow, which I hate.

Mrs. Bing : But I get to see my son, who I love.

Chandler : This is the way that I find out. Most moms use the phone.

Don 't take this wrong, I just don 't see you as a mom.

-I don 't mean that bad. -Oh, no. I'm a fabulous mom.

Mrs. Bing : I bought my son his first condoms.


Edmund : He would disappear up on stage and then,

Edmund : then I would appear in the back of the audience.


He's not married or involved with anyone.

Well, Rachel...

Actually, you know what? Forget it.

- I'll ask him for you, if you want. - Would you?

Or is it too sad and desperate, something that Sophie would do?

Sophie : - I am here. - I know that.

Monica : Look at it!

Wallpaper's a little faded. That's okay.

Carpet's a little loose.

Monica : Hardwood floors?!

- It's so beautiful! - I know!


dancing on your tongue and lips I love

dancing on your tongue and lips I love it

it

it well that's so precious battery exactly

well that's so precious battery exactly

well that's so precious battery exactly those are so intense they're so strong

those are so intense they're so strong

those are so intense they're so strong so powerful I'm just like juicing my

so powerful I'm just like juicing my

so powerful I'm just like juicing my mouth but sometimes it's almost so

mouth but sometimes it's almost so

mouth but sometimes it's almost so intense that like like I guess your

intense that like like I guess your

intense that like like I guess your palate is producing so much saliva you

palate is producing so much saliva you

palate is producing so much saliva you can barely talk and you're good like you

can barely talk and you're good like you can barely swallow it's amazing but you

can barely swallow it's amazing but you

can barely swallow it's amazing but you can comment it with a sweetness like a

can comment it with a sweetness like a

can comment it with a sweetness like a persimmon oh yeah oh wow the sugar

persimmon oh yeah oh wow the sugar

persimmon oh yeah oh wow the sugar immediates the tingle

immediates the tingle

immediates the tingle so that immediately combats the tingle

so that immediately combats the tingle

so that immediately combats the tingle of your mouth very cool so same

of your mouth very cool so same

of your mouth very cool so same different variety like maybe 60 plus


You got a small, minor infection in that left eye.

Take these drops for a week and you'll be as good as new.

No, I don't put things in my eye.

We'll see you here in three months. And I'll fit you for a glass eye.

Rachel : Give me the damn drops!

Monica : Dr. Miller?

P-E-C-F-D.


CHRISTINA : And that is saying something.

GEORGE : - They're operating around it? - Both of them, dark and evil.

CHRISTINA : - You're blocking my view. - I miss dirty stripper Cristina.

MEREDITH : She was fun. A lot less angry.

CHRISTINA : Next time I see her, if she even looks at me sideways,

CHRISTINA : I'm telling her what I think. She wants to call me racist?

CHIEF : - What? - Yeah. I'll call her sexist.

CHRISTINA : Change my career after I'm married?

CHRISTINA : What is this, 1953?

CHRISTINA : She comes at me, I'm going there.

MEREDITH : - I think you should. - Mmm-hmm.

MEREDITH : I think we all should just go there.

MEREDITH : You know, tell the truth. Spit it out.

MEREDITH : Go with your gut. Follow your instincts.

CHRISTINA : I miss philandering whore Meredith.

She was trashy and much less idyllic.

GEORGE : Do women have two sets of panties?


Sheldon : He's in my spot.

Sheldon : Leonard, make him stop being naked in my spot.

Leonard : Howard, what are you doing?

Howard : He wasn't using it...

Howard : ...and I needed a nice cool piece of leather to wiggle my naked ass on.

Sheldon : Get off there.

Howard : Give me back my Iron Man helmet.

Give back my parking space.

Howard : You don't need a parking space. You don't have a car.

Sheldon : You don't need an Iron Man helmet. You're not Iron Man.

Howard : Well, we appear to have reached an impasse...

Howard : ...and, you know, I have to say, I thought you'd be more upset...

Howard : ...that your laptop is sitting on my junk.

Raj : I didn't pick up on that. That's a nice touch.


and they were actually like scooping up fish

with their bills and then eating them.

It was the craziest thing.

If you guys know what those birds are called

let me know down below in the comments

because I would love to look them up.

- [Bryan] I don't know if you guys can see too,

but there is actually some fighter jets flying up there.

It's so neat.

- I want to explore the island.

- Let's explore the island.

And see what it has to offer you guys.

bouncy music

- [Bryan] This used to be like a deck, or like a pier.

I think we've found like an old abandoned pier,

but we can actually walk on the pathway now that's here.


maternity wear oh my Ellis so I went off I love the water

I love the water

I love the water good luck oh he got four Alessia oh my

good luck oh he got four Alessia oh my

good luck oh he got four Alessia oh my goodness I think I think it's fine

goodness I think I think it's fine

goodness I think I think it's fine you weren't everyone in a bikini you

you weren't everyone in a bikini you

you weren't everyone in a bikini you wanna bikini don't squish your flower

wanna bikini don't squish your flower

wanna bikini don't squish your flower doing a bikini on us yeah

doing a bikini on us yeah

doing a bikini on us yeah Jana Jana one for Nevaeh your shoes so


Sheldon : Albert Einstein never had a driver's license.

Howard : Yeah, but Albert Einstein didn't make me wet myself at 40 miles an hour.

Penny : Yeah, and I never wanted to kick Albert Einstein in the nuts.

Penny : You know, I gotta ask, why didn't you just get a license at 16 like everybody else?

Sheldon : I was otherwise engaged.


House : If the antibiotics didn't cause the anaphylaxis...

Foreman : It's still on the table.

Everything is connected.

Foreman : What did we discuss? What was the differential?

House : Cameron said...

House : When Dan came to your house that night, he go through any tall grass?

Melinda : Climbed a fence.

House : What are you doing?

Your daughter had two visitors on Friday night.

House : One of them is still in the room. She has tick paralysis.

Dan tracked a tick onto his jeans, which wouldn't be a problem.

House : But being a teenager, Dan couldn't keep his tick in his pants.

Foreman : We already checked her.

House : Now I'm checking her.

Wilson : Tick bites don't ordinarily cause anaphylactic shock.

House : This girl's allergies are not ordinary.

Cuddy : House, get out of here. We have to re-intubate her, get her into the MRI.

The time course is perfect.

The bite itself sets off an allergic reaction.

Venom takes four days to kick in.

House : Heart's vulnerable, hits that first,

House : then a day later sets off the ascending paralysis.

Cuddy : Except that ticks aren't usually invisible.

House : They are until you find them.

House : Oh, no. That's dandruff.

House : Okay, well, that wasn't nearly as dramatic as I'd hoped.

It just means the next time will be even better.

Lewis : - What's happening? - That's the tick venom ascending.


Listen, I don't mean to be a pain about this...

...but I've noticed some of you are just placing them on.

You want to push the caps...

Monica : ...until you hear them click.

Gunther!

Where you going?


sauce next one is gonna defeat a

sauce next one is gonna defeat a traditional dippin sauce sesame one part

traditional dippin sauce sesame one part I've gone for the Korean barbecue side

I've gone for the Korean barbecue side

I've gone for the Korean barbecue side just some sesame oil and salt now let's

just some sesame oil and salt now let's

just some sesame oil and salt now let's get some the dry rub really simple some

get some the dry rub really simple some

get some the dry rub really simple some cumin salt and hot chili and just give

cumin salt and hot chili and just give

cumin salt and hot chili and just give that a nice mix and for the skewers I

that a nice mix and for the skewers I

that a nice mix and for the skewers I got beef skewers you can see that it's

got beef skewers you can see that it's

got beef skewers you can see that it's just covered in cumin and spices that's

just covered in cumin and spices that's

just covered in cumin and spices that's basically this right here smell good

basically this right here smell good

basically this right here smell good flavors nice really nice and cumin eat

flavors nice really nice and cumin eat

flavors nice really nice and cumin eat beef is really lean so it's a bit tough

beef is really lean so it's a bit tough

beef is really lean so it's a bit tough now this cure might be something a lot

now this cure might be something a lot

now this cure might be something a lot of you might not like and if you think

of you might not like and if you think

of you might not like and if you think this is some sort of weird and test

this is some sort of weird and test

this is some sort of weird and test aisle it does kind of look like that but

aisle it does kind of look like that but it's actually just gluten and I love

it's actually just gluten and I love

it's actually just gluten and I love gluten funky on the outside chewy on the

gluten funky on the outside chewy on the inside really nice I did this for my

inside really nice I did this for my

inside really nice I did this for my final skewer and this is heavy like

final skewer and this is heavy like

final skewer and this is heavy like three massive oh taking mushrooms

three massive oh taking mushrooms

three massive oh taking mushrooms so eating a little Flying Saucer

so eating a little Flying Saucer

so eating a little Flying Saucer deliciously barbecue - flying saucers

deliciously barbecue - flying saucers

deliciously barbecue - flying saucers this is really barbecuing it could

this is really barbecuing it could

this is really barbecuing it could almost pass for meat I might even like

almost pass for meat I might even like

almost pass for meat I might even like these more than the beachgoers now let's

these more than the beachgoers now let's get to the hot pot let's go ahead and

get to the hot pot let's go ahead and

get to the hot pot let's go ahead and give this broth of taste I feel like I

give this broth of taste I feel like I

give this broth of taste I feel like I just basically got a spoonful of hot oil


Barney : I don't recognize her.

Barney : She's not on the top 64.

Marshall : Not even on bracket.

Wow, cinderella story

Marshall : Comes out of nowhere to win the whole thing.

Marshall : That'll warm your heart.

Ted : Are you okay?

Barney : I don't even recognize her.

Robin : Hey.

Barney : I don't remember you.

Barney : I've spent the last two days trying to remember

Barney : Every girl that I've slept with and all the horrible things

Barney : That I have done to them.

Barney : And I have done some horrible things.

Robin : I mean,

Barney : At one point, I'm pretty sure I sold a woman.

Barney : I didn't speak the language,

Barney : But I shook a guy's hand, he gave me

Barney : The keys to a mercedes, and I left her there.

Barney : I'm the guy who keeps a scrapbook

Barney : Of all of the women I have slept with,

Barney : But I never thought I was the guy

Barney : Who would sleep with a girl and not even remember her.

Barney : So from the bottom of my heart,

Barney : For whatever I did to you,

Barney : I apologize.


Penny : But when you're relaxed and open, you're inviting them in.

Sheldon : Right.

Sheldon : And which one do I want?

Penny : Let's try open.

Sheldon : If our friend the flag has taught me anything, it's to go where the wind takes you.

Sheldon : As long as you remain firmly attached to a rigid pole.

Sheldon : And action.

Sheldon : So, Penny, what sort of flag questions keep you awake at night?

Penny : Um, well, I'm from Nebraska.

Penny : So, what can you tell me about the state flag?


Dr. Franzblau : Nice to meet you. I'm Dr. Franzblau.

Dr. Franzblau : I'm your roommate's brother's ex-wife's obstetrician.

Rachel : Oh, that's funny.

Monica : I want a baby.

Chandler : Not tonight, honey. I got an early day tomorrow.

-Get up. Let's get some coffee. -Okay, because we never do that.


Cameron : Coumadin would dissolve the clot, fix his eyesight.

You can't use blood thinners. He's got internal bleeding.

Fix the eye, you'd kill everything else. Surgery's out for the same reason.

Chase : We have two hours to figure this out. Either we restore the blood flow, or he loses the eye.

House : Forget the eye. Tell him to use the other one to look on the bright side.

House : The clot tells us something.

House : Could help us figure out what he has, which could mean he gets to live.

House : Differential diagnosis, people.

House : How does internal bleeding suddenly start clotting?

Chase : It makes no sense. They're opposing processes.

Cameron : It can happen in lupus. Increased platelet count can cause blood clots.

Chase : A.N.A. was negative. It's not lupus.

House : This is true. But why are you the one saying it?

House : What are you doing here? I thought we'd ruled out cancer.


Rourke : You've heard I've killed men. But you answer me this, Detective.

Rourke : Have you ever heard Finn Rourke running drugs?

Rourke : Someone was bringing it in here, into my neighborhood, my backyard.

I sent Jackie to find the bastards behind it.

Rourke : Find them and punish them, according to our rules.

Castle : Only they punished him instead.

Yeah. That they did.

Yeah.

If you've probable cause, I suggest you arrest me now.

Finn Rourke : If not, I'll remind you this is a private party,

Rourke : and I'll thank you to get the hell out of my place!

Another.

Beckett : Give her a minute, Castle.

Beckett : She can't just follow us out, it'd be too obvious.

Castle : - You noticed her? - I'm a homicide detective.

Beckett : If there's one thing I know how to spot, it's a lady looking to unburden herself.

Castle : She's looking for us.

Beckett : No, no, no. Don't honk, Deep Throat. You'll spook her.


So, it's like derived from two words : moong and let.

Like you have omelet.

Omelets are made up of eggs. - Yeah.

- There's no egg in it; it's like moonglet.

Moong and let.

- So, moong is daal, right? - Moong is daal.

- So, it's like a daal lentil omelet?

Is that right? - Yeah, yeah.

Lentil omelet. - Oh, right here.

- That's the place where they make it.


Jimmy : - Cam's dead? - So you do know him.

Jimmy : Yeah, okay. But I had nothing to do with this.

Beckett : The day you made parole, he installs a security system,

Beckett : gets all new locks.

Beckett : Now, why would he do that?

Because, I don't know, when I was convicted,

Jimmy : I may have told some folks that, uh, Cam would pay.

Jimmy : But that was years ago.

Jimmy : Look, the truth is, I was the one who messed up that day.

Jimmy : I got hung up inside, Cam waited as long as he could,

Jimmy : longer than he should've.

Jimmy : I told him that. He knew we were square.

Esposito : Witnesses at Cam's work say otherwise.

Said you two were fighting.

Esposito : That afterwards Cam was scared to come back to the garage at night.

What?

No, it's just, I'm trying to get my life together like he did.

Jimmy : I thought maybe he could put in a word with his boss,

Jimmy : help me get a job driving.

Esposito : Well, that's funny.

Esposito : 'Cause witnesses say that the conversation was heated.

Jimmy : Because he wouldn't help me.

Jimmy : Told me he couldn't be around me anymore,

Jimmy : that that part of his life was over.

After all I'd done for him, keeping my mouth shut all those years,

Jimmy : he couldn't even put in a good word?

Jimmy : That's the last I saw of him.

Beckett : Mr. Wolfinsky, where were you last night?

Jimmy : I was with my girlfriend, out in Jersey.

Jimmy : I've been with her all week.

Esposito : What about this morning, between 6 : 00 and 7 : 00?

Jimmy : We were having breakfast at a diner. People saw us.


from Weasley Wizard Wheezes.

I'm gonna open this up.

Oh, it smells, well, it's a little,

smell it, I don't know, smell it.

- Smells like soap. - Don't drink it.

- Smell it Ollie, you smell it.

whimpering

Ollie is so afraid of being in love,

he is not wanting to drink it.

- He says girls have cooties, huh?

- I'm going to try it okay? - Noooo!

- Why not? - I don't want.

- He says it's a magic spell.

- But I already love you and mama,

so it's just going to make me love you more.

- It's just going to make him love us more.


Lanie : Pollen from the Tussilago flower, also known as coltsfoot.

Lanie : It's not found in the city so it didn't happen here.

Lanie : But there's something else,

Lanie : something a lot less fun than frolicking in the flowers.

Esposito : Those are Taser marks.

Beckett : He was tortured?

Esposito : Yeah, Lanie says the injuries he sustained

Esposito : were within an hour of his death.

Castle : So either the killer wanted something from him,

Castle : something Pitbull didn't wanna give up...

Beckett : Or the killer wanted him to suffer.

Esposito : This might have something to do with one of his old cases.

Beckett : Yeah, but nothing jumped out from his client list.

Beckett : It's all slip-and-falls, workman's comp, insurance claims,

Beckett : nothing that would explain torture

Beckett : or a trip outside of the city.

Beckett : So where did he go?

Captain Victoria Gates : Mr. Castle, a word?


I'm not getting a shot. Maybe they can take the needle...

...and squirt it into my mouth. Like a squirt gun.

Doctor : Hello there. I'm Dr. Carlin.

Doctor : I see someone's having a little allergic reaction.

Monica : Doctor, can I see you for just a moment?

Monica : My brother has a slight phobia about needles.

Ross : Did you tell him about my squirt gun idea?

Monica : My brother, the Ph.D., would like to know...

Monica : ...if there's any way to treat this orally?

Doctor : Under these circumstances, it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.


he sticks that into your bowl,

then he reaches back into the meat,

and takes some of the oil,

and pours some of the red oil on top to finish it off.


Penny : Based on real events.

Raj : Anyway, I was hoping I could, uh, pick your brains a little.

Raj : I'm supposed to take Lucy out Friday and I need a killer first date.

Amy : Evolutionary biology says that women are attracted to a man...

...who is steady in the face of danger, so I recommend an unsafe environment.

A seedy bar on the wrong side of the tracks...

...a picnic near a lunatic asylum...

...a wine-tasting on skid row.

Raj : Lucy has some, uh, social anxiety issues, we could start with something simpler.

Bernadette : Why don't you take her to Disneyland?


I'll bet you know all the good hiding spots.

Foreman : Actually, I never did drugs.

House : Better go with him. In case he gets high.

House : - How much atropine is the kid getting? - One m.l.

Make it two. In case he needs his heart later on.

Chase : Matt, did you take any drugs this morning?

Matt : Pencils down.

Chase : Can you squeeze my fingers for me?


Barney : Right.

Ted : So the waiter comes up with two glasses of dom.

Ted : He says, "champagne?"

Ted : "we didn't order any champagne."

Ted : "compliments of the house." "wow."

Barney : You said that already!

Ted voice over : Right. So robin looks down,

Ted voice over : And there at the bottom of her glass...

Robin : Is an engagement ring.


[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Sheldon : What fresh hell is this?

- Hey, Penny. Come on in. - Hey, guys.

Howard : See a Penny, pick her up, and all the day, you'll have good luck.

Penny : No, you won't. Uh...

- Can I hide out here for a while? - Sure. What's going on?


It's starting to look less that way by the minute.

Ryan : I found the earrings that Gloria talked about in Sarah's apartment.

Fancy!

Yeah, over 10 grand worth of fancy.

Those are worth over 10 grand? For these?

Beckett : Lanie loves diamonds.

Castle : "Diamonds are forever, like my devotion to you."

Castle : Who writes notes this cheesy?

Ryan : Well, not the husband.

Ryan : I checked on his financials. He didn't buy them.

Beckett : Okay, so maybe Gloria was telling us the truth.

Beckett : Maybe Sarah was having an affair.

Castle : Well, that makes perfect sense.

Castle : Sarah was separated from her husband, Vince.

Castle : And after long, grueling days at work,

Castle : she'd go home to a cold, empty apartment.

Castle : Feeling lonely, betrayed,

she seeks comfort in the arms of this mystery man.

Beckett : And she decides that she wants her husband back,

Beckett : so she writes his mistress, Mandy Bronson,

Beckett : off the show in order to save their marriage.

Castle : And her next step would be to get rid of the other man.

Beckett : So maybe the other man didn't go off quietly into the night.

Ryan : Do you two practice this when we're not around?

Beckett : These earrings are exclusive to Arthur Klein's boutique in Chelsea.

Beckett : Let's find out who bought them.

Okay, so, Gloria is in the clear. Uniforms showed her photo at the OTB,

and a bartender there remembers seeing her at 11 : 15.

Castle : You know, I can see why she fell for Gloria's con.

Castle : Sarah was motherless, childless.

Castle : She was taking young writers under her wing.

She was looking for family.

Beckett : Wow, Castle. That's a refreshingly down-to-earth theory.

Castle : Just trying to keep you on your toes.

Hey!


Alright, my my ramen has been cooking in this elixir of the this broth of the gods

Oh man that ramen has absorbed all their ads in the Middle's now then the noodles aren't saying hmm

You gotta do this and just slurp the heck out of it

Down to my last meatball my last stand of noodles


Because this is today's Post.

Gary : And these are the listings I found.

Brooklyn Heights, two bedrooms. Brooklyn Heights, one bedroom.

Brooklyn Heights, Brooklyn Heights, Brooklyn Heights!

Oh, are these for rent? I thought people were just bragging.

Let me tell you what's going on here.

Gary : Don't look at the table. Look at me.


Meredith : I don't know how long I can keep this wound closed.

Move faster. Damn it!

[Elevator bell dings]

This a new one?

Bailey : Somebody get her off my patient.

Meredith, get cleaned up and scrub in. Alex, back downstairs.

Alex : Yeah, but I helped.

Bailey : They tell me down in the pit, you only wanna take the hot cases.

Bailey : Every pack of interns, there's always one fool

Bailey : running around trying to show off.

Bailey : And, Alex, this time that fool is you. Get out.


Don't Iisten to her. Go to the movie theater.

- Take me home now. - Movie theater.

Sheldon : Okay, everybody, calm down. There is a simple solution here.

Sheldon : Raj, take me to the train store...

Sheldon : ...and then I don't care what you people do.


Claire : What an ass.

Raj : Please take me back. Our love was meant to be!

I'm gonna be all alone on Valentine's Day.

Leonard : Well, you were right... tears.

Amy : Okay, and we are live in 22 minutes.

Sheldon : I'm nervous. I hope people

Sheldon : will be around to watch even though it's Valentine's Day.

Amy : People who are fans of an Internet show about flags?

Amy : Trust me, they're around.

Sheldon : Oh, and speaking of Valentine's Day, I haven't

Sheldon : forgotten about you tonight.

Amy : What do you mean?

Sheldon : Well, you've become such an integral

Sheldon : part of my life as well as this show,

Sheldon : I felt it only right to include your name in the title.

Raj : Oh.

Amy : That is so sweet.

Sheldon : So from now on, this program will be officially known as

Dr. Sheldon Cooper

and Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler


what I just put in there will eventually turn into this look at this you know

turn into this look at this you know

turn into this look at this you know what I should just come here and work

what I should just come here and work

what I should just come here and work out and every time I curl this I can

out and every time I curl this I can

out and every time I curl this I can take a bite that'd be my reward this is

take a bite that'd be my reward this is

take a bite that'd be my reward this is the biggest cure I've ever held in my

the biggest cure I've ever held in my

the biggest cure I've ever held in my hand ever and will probably ever hold in

hand ever and will probably ever hold in my hand for the rest of my life all that

my hand for the rest of my life all that fat glistening right there you got that

fat glistening right there you got that

fat glistening right there you got that meat in the middle I didn't start eating

meat in the middle I didn't start eating yeah I'm fairly able to contain myself

yeah I'm fairly able to contain myself

yeah I'm fairly able to contain myself want to take a bite right now this is

want to take a bite right now this is

want to take a bite right now this is gene the general manager he's gonna show


Leonard : All right, well, anyway, Darwin observed that when two groups

Leonard : of finches competed over the same food source,

Leonard : eventually one of them would evolve a different beak shape

Leonard : so they could feed on something else.

Priya : Okay.

Leonard : So what do you think we can learn from that behavior

Leonard : that we can apply to our own lives?

Penny : Uh, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush?

Leonard : Sure, that has birds in it.

Penny : It's fun talking to you, Leonard; I always learn stuff.

Leonard : I'm sorry, but I'm gonna count that.

PRIYA : Do you really have to wear that in bed?


Beckett : And been justified.

Tommy Marcone : Look, Brian didn't know me, and I figured he wouldn't pay

Tommy Marcone : if he got blackmailed by some anonymous mook.

Beckett : So you pretended to be Zack.

Tommy Marcone : I used the library computer and Zack's email account.

Tommy Marcone : I emailed Brian

Tommy Marcone : saying I had his roids and I was gonna rat him out

Tommy Marcone : unless he put 25 grand into a paper bag

Tommy Marcone : and left it underneath the bench at the quad.

Tommy Marcone : When the coast was clear, I picked it up.

Tommy Marcone : I never meant for anyone to get hurt.

Tommy Marcone : I'd like that phone call now.

Beckett : Okay, so, Zack stole Brian's stash,

Beckett : and because of Tommy,

Beckett : Brian thought that Zack was blackmailing him.

Beckett : Brian's motive just keeps getting stronger and stronger.

Castle : Almost like it's on steroids.

- Miss DiNovi. - Tommy Marcone called.


from Malacca tree I believe this is the

from Malacca tree I believe this is the real malacca tree which is also we just

real malacca tree which is also we just

real malacca tree which is also we just looked up it's also the Indian

looked up it's also the Indian

looked up it's also the Indian gooseberry so it has an animal fruit

gooseberry so it has an animal fruit

gooseberry so it has an animal fruit correct me if I'm wrong but I think this

correct me if I'm wrong but I think this is the Indian gooseberry and this is

is the Indian gooseberry and this is

is the Indian gooseberry and this is what we we just found one on the ground

what we we just found one on the ground

what we we just found one on the ground okay we got to move now though it's time

okay we got to move now though it's time to go eat the next meal

to go eat the next meal

to go eat the next meal [Music]

[Music]

[Music] this is a restaurant that's very

this is a restaurant that's very

this is a restaurant that's very well-known for their awesome pedis which

well-known for their awesome pedis which is one of the iconic dishes of melaka

is one of the iconic dishes of melaka

is one of the iconic dishes of melaka something you have to eat when you're

something you have to eat when you're

something you have to eat when you're here very excited to try it

which one is like the specialty Sam hey

which one is like the specialty Sam hey

which one is like the specialty Sam hey Dwight sniffing okay this is Cindy love

Dwight sniffing okay this is Cindy love

Dwight sniffing okay this is Cindy love catfish


and then, all a sudden...

Lanie.

Lanie : Right. Based on the CSU sweep, she was killed right here.

Lanie : The killer wiped up the blood spatter and shoved her in the closet.

Castle : Which means they knew there was a closet to shove her into,

Castle : suggesting someone familiar with the layout.

Castle : An insider, perhaps.

Ryan : I just checked with security. They're on high alert now,

Ryan : but as you can tell, things aren't exactly buttoned up around here.

Beckett : And what about the cameras?

Ryan : Only one at the main entrance.

Ryan : But no one was manning the entrance to this soundstage.

Beckett : Oh! So it is possible that someone from the outside got in.

Beckett : Have you talked to next of kin?

Esposito : Husband was on set when the body was discovered.

Esposito : Turns out he's one of the directors.

Okay. So, why don't you guys get statements

Beckett : from the actors that found her?

Beckett : Castle and I'll talk to the husband.


all right we've just lists of stuff here we need to get what well we can't quite


Bill : You, uh,

Bill : ordered some Chinese Internet health crap,

and they sent the wrong pills, and you took 'em.

Joey : Yeah, yeah. That, uh...

Joey : That must be it.

You wanna testify?

Bill : Go ahead.

Bill : I told the doc. He said it's okay.

Joey : - I don't expect you to understand. - I don't.

Bill : All I need to know is you're my brother, Joey.


Lily : You know if you did a play, I would sit through

Lily : The whole thing and I would compliment you on it afterwards.

Oh, really? You would? Yes.

Barney : Bad move, aldrin, bad move.

Man : We'll be starting

Man : Our q&a with the director...

Man : Yours truly... In five minutes right here.


On the top. - On the top.

Saffron, and we're gonna be putting this on top

of the camel, all over top?


like a spicy whole wheat

with a freshness from coriander

and a citrus from lemon, wow.

And you can see he's a total character.

laughs

He really makes that Ã§iÄ kÃ¶fte with energy.

delighted hum

And he's invited us into the kitchen here.

speaking foreign language laughs


all this scary stuff, it's so many things.

And it's gonna be so cool, but there's so much work.

We've got about three days, right.

- [John] Three days.

- Three days til the maze, and we have

to put all this together, but it's going to be so fun.

I've got all the stuff, we've been

collecting stuff for a long, long time.

Like for a few months now, and really

trying to like come up with good ideas.

We're like really dedicated about

making it like look cool, like I want

it to be one that like people

are like, that was so fun.

So we've got like my dad's been

working on building things, and doing all kinds of stuff.

Yeah, now we just gotta put it all together.

- [Bryan] So for our haunted maze.

We are basically recreating a very old farmhouse.

And so we have this little wall section built.

And we even got wallpaper for it.

That looks so cool too, look at this wallpaper.

- [Missy] We'll see how it turns out.

- [Bryan] John's the mastermind.

- [Missy] Perfect.

- [Bryan] Cool.

- [John] That looks really good.


it causes the threat so you don't want

it causes the threat so you don't want to waste a clip the drip is valuable I

to waste a clip the drip is valuable I

to waste a clip the drip is valuable I love chicken a bite of the burger and

love chicken a bite of the burger and

love chicken a bite of the burger and then taking a bite that's like the

then taking a bite that's like the

then taking a bite that's like the guinea on the gray mcdreamy of food


Derek : Yeah. Or the ax didn't go in there by accident.

Richard : It's probably unfair, but I hold you to a higher standard.

Richard : And you let me down this year, Preston. After you got shot, the tremor.

This job is about making the tough calls.

Sometimes the toughest call you can make

is admitting when you're in over your head.

You don't do that.

You know a lot, Preston.

You're one of the best surgeons I know.

One of the best men.

But you're not perfect.

You don't know everything.

I want to give you the job.

Cristina : I want to.

But I can't.


different stews it's really hearty

different stews it's really hearty homestyle cooking and it looks and

homestyle cooking and it looks and

homestyle cooking and it looks and smells delicious I'm gonna start with

smells delicious I'm gonna start with

smells delicious I'm gonna start with the roosters do with the comb and a

the roosters do with the comb and a

the roosters do with the comb and a testicle all they're delicious


swimming through our kitchen right now.

Get it Finn, get it!

Intruder, intruder, intruder, intruder, intruder!

Oh my God, Colin, dude!

You got on a plane and came here.

- It's been a cool day.

- [Bryan] I love you, dude.

- Love, it man.

- Katie!

No kids!

- I know, can you believe it?

Can you believe this, it's never happened before.

- [Bryan] Welcome to the heat.

- Man, I love this.

- I just now realized, Katie and Colin

had never been to our house.

Crazy.

- It's especially annoying, we're like,

I think we've been there, right?

- [Bryan] It's so weird.

- If you watched the vlog, then you felt like

you've been there.

- [Bryan] Welcome to our house, guys.

- Thanks, it's beautiful.

- Oh, the boys are all packed up.

Look at Finn, he's so satisfied with his backpack.

Finn's got his Papa Troll backpack on, Ollie,


with this in a minute but inside the

with this in a minute but inside the room here Andre yeah drag gets his own

room here Andre yeah drag gets his own

room here Andre yeah drag gets his own bedroom with his own little like teddy

bedroom with his own little like teddy

bedroom with his own little like teddy bear and his own like water supply and

bear and his own like water supply and

bear and his own like water supply and wardrobe and everything his own TV and

wardrobe and everything his own TV and

wardrobe and everything his own TV and spam menu and then obviously he has his

spam menu and then obviously he has his

spam menu and then obviously he has his own bathroom over here

own bathroom over here

own bathroom over here you know you need you need you need to

you know you need you need you need to

you know you need you need you need to have it and then then here the way to


The cardiologist : And that explains your 14-second cardiac arrest.

Lily : You promised you wouldn't lie.

Barney : I'm not lying.


And it's getting mixed in smoother and smoother.

And it smells so delicious.

And that'll fill you up in the morning.

- Taster Yeah.

- James That's heavy.

Oh, high speed.

Oh, and there it is.

That wheat and beef stew going right in.

So the beef and wheat is going to get fully mixed in here.

Oh and it's gonna be hand mixed.

Look at that.

Oh, and here's the butter.

It's going to go in?


Penny : Bye, guys.


Ross : - Let go! - No, you let go!

How come it's always us left on the field, holding the ball?

I don't know. I guess the other people just don't care enough.

Hey, it's starting to snow.


the entire table is just covered in

the entire table is just covered in

the entire table is just covered in chopping boards of meat and bones via

chopping boards of meat and bones via

chopping boards of meat and bones via roasted aroma is just erupting off of

roasted aroma is just erupting off of

roasted aroma is just erupting off of this table we got golly we got you Bo we

this table we got golly we got you Bo we got all sour Santa's are not we got some

got all sour Santa's are not we got some extra PEP this is the definition of a

extra PEP this is the definition of a

extra PEP this is the definition of a nairobi niyama coma meat feast okay this


And we're gonna try and find some more food.

There is just unlimited selection here.

Oh, egg and bell pepper quesadilla taco I think.


What do you see?

What do you see?

- Um.

- [Bryan] Is it dark?

- No.

- [Bryan] Is it spooky?

clock ticking

All righty, come on down.


I think I got to lie down.

Can we shoot pool on you?

No! No!

Unacceptable!

That's so not raven!

What are you gonna do instead?

Marshall : We just got

The keys to our new apartment,

So we're gonna go over there

And hang up that painting, have board game night.

You're welcome to join us if you want.

Board game night?!

Board game night.

Come on!

Let's drink green beer. Let's do green jell-o shots!

Where's your st. Patty's day spirit?!

We're drinking green tea.

With caffeine.

Sorry, peter. We're grown-ups now.

We can't fly off to neverland with you anymore.

All right, fine.

You know what?

I'll celebrate st. Patty's day by myself.

I don't need you people.

You make me physically ill.

He did look a little green.


Ross : Okay. Okay. Okay, I've got two cabs and no people! Go, go, go!

Maybe we can call the phone company to change the message?

They could change his number.

I think after this, he'll be doing that himself.

Rachel!


Esposito : Or she doesn't want to remember.

Esposito : A thing like that, it's easier to just keep in a box.

Esposito : This case might bust that box open.

Castle : So what can we do?

Ryan : Catch the shooter. He's right.

Esposito : Best thing for everyone, Beckett included.

Esposito : In the meantime, just give her space, and don't take it personally.


Derek : - What? - He's restricted from food.

Nurse : - No, he's not. - I'm his doctor.

Nurse : - You are not. - I just want to know how he is.

Burke : And withholding food gets her that how?

Cristina : Fine. Feed him. Whatever.


to the Hunza Valley and all of Gilgit-Balkistan.

And then finally ending in Karachi.

We've met just countless people


Jerry : I guess you could call me the LeBron James of drapes.

Jerry : I could tell he just wanted me to be this big ladies' man,

Ted : so...

Jerry : What a hottie, huh?

Jerry : I'm sure you're a real player.

Jerry : Big-time.


BAILEY : They spin out of control. You can't...

MR. HERNANDEZ : Yes, you can. You can control them.

MR. HERNANDEZ : It's your job as a parent to control them.

MR. HERNANDEZ : Ever since the divorce, I only get to see him every other weekend.

MR. HERNANDEZ : I never would have bought him that luge,

or let him go off on his own that way before.

MR. HERNANDEZ : I went soft.

MR. HERNANDEZ : I went soft when he needed me to be the father.

MRS. SEABURY : I wish I'd had more fun.

I didn't want to be a slut. I didn't want to be a tramp.

MRS. SEABURY : I didn't have any fun. My ex-husband, he had fun.

MRS. SEABURY : All sorts of fun with all sorts of women who were a lot more fun than me.

Nobody ever called him a slut.

MRS. SEABURY : Why is that? Men can do it but women can't.

MRS. SEABURY : Women can. I know some who do.

Not without getting called names.

What do you care? I get called an ass, I don't care.

I don't think you're an ass.

I don't think you're a slut.


Howard : All right.

Leonard : I just hit my head.

Howard : Because you didn't keep true.

Howard : Okay, turn right.


Wow!

Thank you Chef Akira.

Oh, wow! - It's a present.

- A present? - Yeah.

- Oh, thank you! - Yes.

- Oh, very nice.

Ooh!

- Teams! - Team, yeah, beautiful!

- Okay, let's gonna cooking! - Okay.

- Starting, and cut the foot.


mayor phil um the robot song against

mayor phil um the robot song against chrome he like green screen and then

chrome he like green screen and then

chrome he like green screen and then trying composition it in and I think

trying composition it in and I think

trying composition it in and I think that will be pretty cool plus I just I

that will be pretty cool plus I just I

that will be pretty cool plus I just I just want to do that and what I want to

just want to do that and what I want to

just want to do that and what I want to do that I haven't got to work in 3d in

do that I haven't got to work in 3d in

do that I haven't got to work in 3d in ages and I especially my degree in

ages and I especially my degree in

ages and I especially my degree in university I specialize in 2d animation

university I specialize in 2d animation

university I specialize in 2d animation and I haven't really I don't really get

and I haven't really I don't really get

and I haven't really I don't really get a lot for opportunity to to do it to

a lot for opportunity to to do it to

a lot for opportunity to to do it to practice it to get and that's one of the

practice it to get and that's one of the things if you don't use it it gets rusty

things if you don't use it it gets rusty and if you don't use your skill sets

and if you don't use your skill sets

and if you don't use your skill sets they get rusty so I feel like I want to

they get rusty so I feel like I want to

they get rusty so I feel like I want to want to get back in to try it as a fan

want to get back in to try it as a fan

want to get back in to try it as a fan just

just

just perfect opportunity Brittany is friends

perfect opportunity Brittany is friends

perfect opportunity Brittany is friends and evil works maybe we can make some

and evil works maybe we can make some

and evil works maybe we can make some sort of a a little series a little

sort of a a little series a little

sort of a a little series a little composition series in some money with

composition series in some money with

composition series in some money with look out for that video on Sunday on

look out for that video on Sunday on

look out for that video on Sunday on friend news friends right now

friend news friends right now

friend news friends right now stop don't shake his hand we are gonna


and then I'm going to pack the bags for school tomorrow.

The boys don't have any clubs tomorrow after school

so I don't have to organize anything for that

but they do have show and tell so I might put out some

things that I think they might want to take

just so I remember to make sure that they take something

and then I'm also gonna put Matt's dinner in the oven.

On a Thursday night, I will often do like a Posh ready meal

so I normally buy the Cook meals from our local farm shop

and just stick one of those in for him because

it's so much quicker and easier.

It's about 7 : 45 now so all I wanna do really is sit down

and get on with work and then I'm just gonna sit

on the couch and edit this video while watching

something on TV.

I'll also probably check Instagram and try and respond


Wilson : I think so. You don't know?

Wilson : As Dr. House likes to say, "Everybody lies".

Rebecca : It's not what people say. It's what they do.

Yeah. He cares about me.

Rebecca : I can't see.

Rebecca : I can't... see.


Esposito : Victim is Henry Wyatt, a 38-year-old attorney.

Beckett : Same shooter?

Esposito : Looks that way.

Anyone see or hear anything?

Nada, just like before.

Esposito : He went for the head this time. He's getting more confident.

Castle : Another victim, same time of day.

Castle : This could be the D.C. Sniper all over again.

SIREN WAILING

Beckett : Lanie, is that the slug?

Lanie : Yeah, it's all banged up from the concrete,

Lanie : but it looks like the same caliber.

The angle of the entry is more extreme, though.

Esposito : He shot Wyatt from higher up.

SIREN WAILING

Castle : See something?

HORN BLARING

Lanie : Beckett, you all right?

Beckett : Yeah, I'm just...

Beckett : I'm just trying to figure out why these two victims,

Beckett : and why shoot here.

Esposito : The victims might be random, but the location isn't.

Esposito : A pro recons his target beforehand.

If you're gonna kill something from a long distance,

Esposito : it's not a point and shoot activity.

Esposito : You factor in all the conditions,

Esposito : like range to target, minute of arc,

and windage.

Becket : What is it?


Chandler : Is that okay?

That's okay.

And I'm cute too?

And you're cute too!

Chandler : Thank you.

Chandler : All right, I gotta go unpack.

I'm still on London time. Does that count?

-Oh, that counts! -Oh, good!


Monica : And doctors. And monkeys.

You shouldn't argue over who gets credit.

You should argue over who gets blamed for inflicting this joke on the world.

Monica : Now, let it go.

Monica : The joke sucks.


Ooh, baby, do you remember martin luther king day?

Marshall : Yeah, I do.

We honored that dude big time.

Ted : Look, I'm crazy about this girl,

And if waiting is what it takes, then I am fine with that.

On a totally unrelated note, does anybody have any gum

Or ice or a piece of bark they're not chewing?


Sheldon : If it were a game, here are your choices.

Sheldon : An e-mail from an old acquaintance...

Sheldon : ...or the head of one of the largest religious institutions in the world...

...slam-dunking to "Sweet Georgia Brown." Pick.


- Are you OK? - Fine.

ADDISON : How are you?

MEREDITH : I'm trying to choose between two men.

OK. Well... Good luck with that.


Wilson : There is a potential toxicity with an experimental treatment.

Amber : I was never here.

Jody : Blood pressure is remaining stable through 60 degrees.

Thirteen : No pauses on his EKG, no nausea.

Our treatment worked.

Amber : I need our patient.

Thirteen : Syncope's cured, Amber. It's over.

Amber : You obviously haven't stressed his system hard enough.

You crank it up high enough, anyone will pass out.

Stark : This is incredible!

This is the most I've moved in 20 years.

Thirteen : The tilt table test showed that the patient's EKG,

BP and pulse remained normal, despite...

House : Who are you, Thirteen?

Thirteen : My name's in the file.

House : The fact that you won't answer my questions

House : tells me more about you than answers could.

Thirteen : No, it doesn't.

Thirteen : We turned the thing up to 95 degrees...

You don't think that non-answers tell me anything?

Thirteen : Sure. Just not as much as actual answers.

Thirteen : That's why they're called answers.

They tell me you're hiding something.

Thirteen : Tells you I'm hiding everything.

House : Tells me you've got something worth hiding.

Was it Turkish prison? Gay porn?

You killed a man just 'cause he was asking too many questions?

Thirteen : Can I finish reporting on the patient?

House : No need.


Chandler : By drowning or...?

Michelle : -Why would he break up with me? -l don't know, sweetie.

All l ever wanted was to just love him and have him love me back.

l mean, am l so unlovable?

-Wow. -l know.

Mike : All right. That was Kenneth with his...

Mike : ...much too literal rendition of ''l Touch Myself.''

Mike : Coming up next, we've got Monica singing ''Delta Dawn.''

Wait. l can't sing in front of all these people.

Phoebe : Just pretend they're not even here. lt's okay.

Once that spotlight hits you, it's so bright, you won't see anyone anyway.

Hi, l'm Monica. And l'm going to be singing ''Delta Dawn.''


just like depends maybe if it's that

just like depends maybe if it's that close I'll crawl woo get it

close I'll crawl woo get it

close I'll crawl woo get it no she haven't some imma tear this thing

no she haven't some imma tear this thing up whoa get it Cora

up whoa get it Cora

up whoa get it Cora that's right kick it boom just stole my

that's right kick it boom just stole my

that's right kick it boom just stole my phone

phone

phone she just stole my phone and took off

she just stole my phone and took off

she just stole my phone and took off Cora she's gonna have it I'm nothing so

Cora she's gonna have it I'm nothing so

Cora she's gonna have it I'm nothing so we're back home guys we're gonna hang

we're back home guys we're gonna hang

we're back home guys we're gonna hang out we're all exotic I'm exhausted I

out we're all exotic I'm exhausted I

out we're all exotic I'm exhausted I think I'm still recovering a little bit

think I'm still recovering a little bit

think I'm still recovering a little bit from whatever I had so we're gonna take

from whatever I had so we're gonna take

from whatever I had so we're gonna take it easy put a movie on maybe hang out

it easy put a movie on maybe hang out

it easy put a movie on maybe hang out yeah thanks for hanging out with our

yeah thanks for hanging out with our

yeah thanks for hanging out with our outdoor adventure a little just family

outdoor adventure a little just family

outdoor adventure a little just family craziness today we love you guys so much

craziness today we love you guys so much I cannot believe I don't get to see you

I cannot believe I don't get to see you

I cannot believe I don't get to see you in your like nothing not even a single

in your like nothing not even a single

in your like nothing not even a single photo oh I saw the picture of you

photo oh I saw the picture of you

photo oh I saw the picture of you holding the wedding-dress bag that's it

holding the wedding-dress bag that's it

holding the wedding-dress bag that's it that's all I've done nothing

that's all I've done nothing

that's all I've done nothing so yeah wedding dress things a total


Ted : Uh, no.

Uh, let's go to the bar. Why?

Robin : What's going on inside? Um, the floors are gone.

What? Yeah. I-I sent them out to get, um, fixed.

Ted : This is a terrible lie.

Ted : I'm just going to bail.

Ted : I didn't know you were getting rid of the dogs!

Robin : You said you threw all that stuff away!

Ted : Kids, this was the worst fight robin and I ever had.

Ted voix off : It was one of those fights that last for hours

Ted voix off : And you start to get woozy and lose track

Ted voix off : Of what you're fighting about.

Ted voix off : We fought for so long,

Ted voix off : Seasons changed outside the window.

Ted voix off : Pages of the calendar blew off. It was crazy.

Ted voix off : But, ultimately, and I couldn't tell you how

Ted voix off : For the life of me, but somehow we got to here.

Robin : We're really doing this?

Ted : Yeah.


Vikram's looking into the database

Ryan : of known fences

Ryan : to find out who deals in that kind of loot.

Esposito : Yo. CSU managed to find a print on the murder weapon.

Esposito : It was hidden under the hilt of the knife.

Ryan : They get a match in the system?

Esposito : Yeah, they're sending it now.

Esposito : Here it is.

What?


next course walk around I need to get

next course walk around I need to get some fresh air

some fresh air

some fresh air [Music]


House : I'm gonna need that, too.

Why?

House : Why do I need the pen

House : that you always carry around and never write with?

This is plan B.

Adams : What happened to your cheek?

House : What is it?


-Do you see this as long-term? -I don't know.

Phoebe : -You are 12 years older than her. -Who's counting?

Well, she is. She's this many.

Ross, she is really young.

Ross : Does everyone feel this way?

All : -Yeah, sort of. -Sorry.

I thought you were just making jokes. I had no idea.

Ross : You guys are wrong. Yes, there is a chronological age difference.

Ross : But I never notice it, because she is very mature.

It doesn't matter what you guys think. I'm dating Elizabeth, not you.

Joey : Not what she said last night.

Rachel : See, now, he could date her.

Chandler : Will you marry me?

Chandler : Will you marry me?

Chandler : Hey, you marry me.


flavor to the street finally a little

flavor to the street finally a little egg roll I hope it's not sweet I'm not

egg roll I hope it's not sweet I'm not

egg roll I hope it's not sweet I'm not ready for sweet yeah but a little cold

ready for sweet yeah but a little cold

ready for sweet yeah but a little cold egg omlet nicely not that flavor for it

egg omlet nicely not that flavor for it

egg omlet nicely not that flavor for it so I feel like that needs something I

so I feel like that needs something I

so I feel like that needs something I think like a crispy element to it the

think like a crispy element to it the

think like a crispy element to it the scallions is not enough maybe something

scallions is not enough maybe something

scallions is not enough maybe something like preserved that these would be good

like preserved that these would be good

like preserved that these would be good with that just the drinks are low are so

with that just the drinks are low are so unique I have here a couple of teeth

unique I have here a couple of teeth

unique I have here a couple of teeth never had a soy bean TV for

things like soybean shredded fancy tea


speaking foreign language

The meat bursts in your mouth,

and what I love is the onion, coriander,

and vinegar mix on top.

And after watching the beautiful tandoor

get stuffed plump with bread,

we were ready for a big meat feast.

And there they are, we're gonna cook these up,

and then have a meat feast.

speaking in a foreign language

Here we are, meat gosht.

speaking in a foreign language

Gosht? - Gosht laughs .


...because it's ''sex o'clock'' in N.Y.C.!

Okay. This is how much l love you.


hear the the reeking jet engine flames

hear the the reeking jet engine flames that they are deep-fried


Foreman : Gotta be giant cell arteritis. I'll start her on steroids.

Foreman : It's affecting the smaller blood vessels.

Foreman : Gotta be lupus vasculitis.

Foreman : I'll start her on steroids.

Foreman : It's affecting... Yeah. Got it.

Foreman : Start her on steroids.

Foreman : Good idea.

House : Told you. That was boring.

House : I gotta go out. Why?

House : Wilson's got a date.

It's got an open floor plan.

CHUCKLES

Bonnie : You know, I can't believe you called me.

House : Hey. I need a condo.

House : Didn't you and Wilson have your first date around here?

Bonnie : Wow! You remember where our first date was?

Bonnie : I didn't think you were paying attention.

House : Really? He's my best friend.

Bonnie : Our first date was in Boston.

Oh.

House : Not quite as close to here as I remember.

Bonnie : But we're not here to talk about him.

House : Absolutely not.

Wait till you see the kitchen.

All-granite countertops.

House : Since I wasn't paying attention back then,

House : what was it like dating him?

Cuddy : So this is Hockney? No.

Wilson : I don't know what happened.

Cuddy : I'm sure you don't.

Cuddy : I never knew your tastes were so eclectic.

Wilson : Oh, the Hockney exhibit finished on April 20th.

Wilson : I thought it was May 20th.

Wilson : Okay. My bad.

Wilson : This is not somewhere I'd bring someone on a date.

Wilson : Not that this is a date. Obviously.


Barney : I don't want to do anything.

Barney : Don't tell anyone about this, okay?

TED : I'm serious. It's a great look.

Ted : I think it could come back, but one question.

Ted : Does it cost half as much as glasses?

Zoey : Can I steal you for a second?

Zoey : You don't need to worry. I...

Zoey : What are you doing?

Ted : Oh, I thought we were...

Zoey : Fine.

Zoey : I erased the tape.

Lily : What?

Zoey : I don't need it.

Zoey : I'm going to beat you fair and square.

Ted from 2030 : Thanks.

Zoey : But it's good to know

Zoey : how easily you can be manipulated by a woman.

Ted : You look gross when you cry, you know that?

Ted : Some women look cute.


Violet : - Have a nice... surf. - I'll see you guys after lunch?

Addison : You two should be ashamed of yourselves.

Naomi : Admit it. You feel better.

Violet : And if not, there's another showing in an hour.

Violet : And it's wet.

Jane Doe : My brain is bleeding? How could my brain have been bleeding since the accident?

Could be trauma, could be from one of your surgeries.

I've been in this hospital long enough to know

Jane Doe : when there's something one of you isn't saying.

Derek : Because of the location of the bleed, you need to be awake during surgery.

Derek : You'll be sedated, alert, but it could be a really dangerous process.

Derek : - A lot about the brain we don't know. - So...

Jane Doe : ...I could potentially get my memory back?

Derek : It's possible. Amnesia can be a symptom, but it's a long shot.


Whoa.

Wpd driver : My bad.

Marshall : I'm okay.

Marshall : Hey, man,

Marshall : Thanks for helping me make my fiancÃ©e's christmas.

Truck driver : No problem.

Truck driver : Too bad I can't deliver all these packages

Truck driver : By the end of the day.

Marshall : Wait, so some people aren't going to get their gifts

Marshall : In time for christmas?

Truck driver : Sadly, no.


Is stuffed with a lentil dal or potatoes

And then itâs hand crushed

And covered with a potato curry infused with red chili powder and turmeric

Garnished with coriander and fenugreek leaves

Itâs out of this world

Look at that

Looks very good!

Can I please have one kachori?


This tall one is from Little People and it's gone

through all three of our boys so it must be indestructible.

He's even putting the cracker down the garage

and he's also got a little Vtech toot toot one

and he will spend ages putting the cars through

this little gap that is on the garage.

He will just do this over and over again

and really loves it and he also really likes to play

on his little fire engine, like ride along thing.


and just look at the beautiful hand cut,

hand cut spinach noodles.

Mm, mm, oh yeah, the noodles.

They are just cooked perfectly.

It gives it a bit of a spinachy flavor

and oh, the speaks in foreign language

The tomato, the egg put over top on these noodles.

So satisfying.

A little spicy.


Stuart : But I am ready to be helpful.

Stuart : In fact...

Stuart : I'm gonna go vacuum.

Bernadette : Hmm. Actually I just did that this morning.

Stuart : Okay.

Stuart : Then I'll dust.

Bernadette : I did that, too.

Stuart : Then I'll check the batteries in the smoke detectors.

Bernadette : Howard just did that.

Howard : Yeah, let him do it.

Sheldon : Oh.

Sheldon : Remember when we got this

Sheldon : at Comic-Con?

Stuart : Oh, yeah.

Leonard : The Mr. Spock cuckoo clock.

Mr Spock Cuckoo Clock : Live long and prosper. Live long and prosper.

Sheldon : It's one of a kind.

Penny : So if it breaks there'd be none of it?


âª Then I'll look from the door âª

âª Of my heavenly home âª

âª And pity the miner âª

âª That mines my poor bones. âª

Raj : Okay. How 'bout a little Miley Cyrus next?

Sheldon : Who's he?

stammers Talk about wasted money.

Howard : What about the late fees on our credit card

Howard : because somebody didn't pay the bill on time?

Bernadette : Well, maybe I would have paid it

Bernadette : if I wasn't also doing everything else around here.


wedding I didn't know I didn't know and

wedding I didn't know I didn't know and now I feel like whoa there's so much

now I feel like whoa there's so much

now I feel like whoa there's so much food so much fear words that's why I can

food so much fear words that's why I can sit down yesterday but anyway

sit down yesterday but anyway

sit down yesterday but anyway breakfast has arrived okay I got this I


- [Chef] This is akima, potoates, the kebabs, spinach

onion and inaudible .

You have meatballs, you have lungs, this is lungs.

You have meatballs, in fresh tomato sauce.

- [Mark] Wow.


Ted : hot and genetically female,

Ted : but get this...

Woman : Look at the Palladian windows, the rusticated stonework,

Woman : the marble cornices...

Ted : She's an architecture nerd!

Ted : A hot architecture nerd!

Ted : That's the dream!

Barney : Whose dream?


Yeah, she should call me; I got a whole list.

Ted : She's selfish.

Ted : She's immature.

Marshall : She's...

Robin : What?

Ted : God, your eyes are so blue.

Aw, teddy bear.

Oh, that's a...

Ted from 2030 : Yeah, it was hard to feel too bad.

Ted from 2030 : I was dating the woman of my dreams,

Ted from 2030 : And things were going great.

Ted from 2030 : Well, for the most part.

So, I found her shampoo.


muffled speaking

A Kolkata specialty?

- Kolkata, yeah.

- Looks so good.

Here's the chicken biryani.

- [Cook] Yeah, the chicken is there.

- [Trevor] Oh nice.


House : We drag out her story, tell each other that it'll help her heal

and feel real good about ourselves.

Maybe all we've done is make a girl cry.

Wilson : Then why did you...


nice compound a very nice area of Accra

nice compound a very nice area of Accra it's really a privilege to have such a

it's really a privilege to have such a

it's really a privilege to have such a nice such a such a great place to live

nice such a such a great place to live

nice such a such a great place to live in during our stay in Accra we're

in during our stay in Accra we're

in during our stay in Accra we're staying at this house for just six

staying at this house for just six

staying at this house for just six nights so it's very short term and we're

nights so it's very short term and we're paying exactly 70 US dollars per night a

paying exactly 70 US dollars per night a couple of things the internet its kind

couple of things the internet its kind

couple of things the internet its kind of off and on I don't try to upload

of off and on I don't try to upload

of off and on I don't try to upload giant videos like I try to do and then

giant videos like I try to do and then

giant videos like I try to do and then the plugs I want to show you let me just

the plugs I want to show you let me just show you the plug real fast here's the

show you the plug real fast here's the

show you the plug real fast here's the type of electric plug you'll have a

type of electric plug you'll have a

type of electric plug you'll have a three prong ER so I you can buy these

three prong ER so I you can buy these

three prong ER so I you can buy these adapters all over the place even at the


Her face must have looked all broken.

Alex : She was beautiful.

Jeff : I love her. You know?


Raj : There it is, Priya. We're Indian.

Raj : We believe this stuff.

Priya : I think it also says that if you eat beef,

Priya : you need to live with cows for three months

Priya : and drink their urine.

Raj : Some of it makes sense, some of it's crazy.

Raj : My point is, you can't go out with Leonard.

Penny arriving : Who can't go out with Leonard?


incredibly balanced and also just the time it took

to prepare all those dishes and to the decoration.

I mean that was for sure one of the most beautiful meals

I've ever had but yeah the food is on the milder,

sweeter side everything but yeah really good.

That was a meal experience.

That was a meal experience.

upbeat music


Penny : ...for, you know, everything.

Raj : Please, Penny, let me.

Raj : We've decided to let our crazy, wonderful night together...

Raj : ...be just one of those memories you have...

Raj : ...and can call to mind when you're feeling blue or you're in the shower.

Penny : Hey, what you doing, quick draw?

Raj : Sorry. Go on.

Anyways, I wanted you to know that I've been taking a really hard look at things...

Penny : ...and come to the conclusion I have to stop kidding myseIf.

Penny : I suck at acting.

Penny : It's time for me to move back to Nebraska.

- You're leaving? - Yeah.

What are you gonna do in Nebraska?

Penny : I don't know. Maybe teach acting.

Penny : Sorry. Hold on. Hello?

Leonard : I hope you're not doing this because of you and me...

...because I have a girIfriend and you're a single...


Sheldon voice from Howards laptop : Hello.

Penny : Time to do your laundry, huh?

Sheldon : Saturday night.

Sheldon : Saturday is laundry night.

Leonard : I know.

Every Saturday at 8 : 15.

Easy to anticipate.

SHELDON : What are you implying?

I'm implying that you're a creature of habit.

And if something were to prevent you from doing your laundry on Saturday at 8 : 15...

...you might find it...

...unpleasant.

Knuckle under, my ass.

Penny : Oh, no.

Penny : Are all the machines taken?


is grill area where where you can have

is grill area where where you can have your own on the oxy booth and ask them

your own on the oxy booth and ask them

your own on the oxy booth and ask them to fill it for you have four dedicated

to fill it for you have four dedicated

to fill it for you have four dedicated stations we are started with Western and

stations we are started with Western and this is Chinese this is Japanese this is

this is Chinese this is Japanese this is La Mian bargain you know I mean right

La Mian bargain you know I mean right

La Mian bargain you know I mean right who should be yes to the bar yeah yes

who should be yes to the bar yeah yes

who should be yes to the bar yeah yes and this is all Chinese

and this is all Chinese

and this is all Chinese and is a simple fun and this is the

and is a simple fun and this is the

and is a simple fun and this is the station that I didn't mention yet on the

station that I didn't mention yet on the nation

nation

nation this is grill area but with Indonesian

this is grill area but with Indonesian

this is grill area but with Indonesian spices and also this is this side

spices and also this is this side

spices and also this is this side station till other stations is a one of

station till other stations is a one of

station till other stations is a one of the most wanted station in this area

the most wanted station in this area

the most wanted station in this area because we've made our own gelato here

because we've made our own gelato here

because we've made our own gelato here yes

yes

yes this is Japanese station not only the

this is Japanese station not only the

this is Japanese station not only the salmon sashimi who have octopus who have

salmon sashimi who have octopus who have crab and also sushi of trouble your

crab and also sushi of trouble your

crab and also sushi of trouble your shabu shabu yes last but not least we


Castle : Hey, Beckett?

Yeah?

Castle : If Mason had an incinerator in the basement,

Castle : why wouldn't he just dispose of Caleb's body there?

Caleb Brown : I told Mason that you would figure it out...

Ext - Aster Park : - Castle. - But the old man wouldn't listen to me.

- Caleb, don't... - Sorry, Rick,

but how am I gonna enjoy my retirement with you and the Mrs. hunting me?

Castle!