Beckett : And that's all you did?

Van Zant : I drove to Sid's building to see if I could catch him

Van Zant : and ask him what the hell he got me into!

Van Zant : But he never showed up.

Van Zant : Next thing I know, he's dead.

Ryan : I think he's telling the truth.

Security video outside of Sid's apartment

shows Van Zant waiting out front, in his car,

from 12 : 30 a.m. to 3 : 30 in the morning.

Beckett : That's on the other side of town from the studio.

Esposito : Yeah, Van Zant couldn't have done it.

Beckett : Okay, that dumpster that you searched. There was no duffel bag?

Van Zant : The guy in the mask must've taken it.

Which means that Sid must've been the guy who dropped it off.

This had to be the deal that Sid was talking about.

And that duffel bag was the payoff.

Ryan : Yeah, it sure was.

Ryan : I spoke with the business manager.

Ryan : He just discovered that on the day he was murdered,

Ryan : Sid made a huge bank withdrawal.

Beckett : How huge?

$4 million in non-sequential bills.

Ryan : Non-sequential bills?

Beckett : You guys, this was a ransom gone wrong.

Beckett : That's why Sid asked, "Where is she?"

Beckett : Some woman in his life was kidnapped.

Esposito : Yeah, but who?

That's what we gotta find out.

Beckett : 'Cause whoever took her might be our killer.

The cast and crew of Saturday Night Tonight

Beckett : are all at the studio, no one is missing.

Castle : So we've covered Sid's wife, his family, his friends, and now his job.

Castle : Everyone's accounted for.

Uh, actually, not everyone. Evelyn Ross, Sid's first wife.


Foreman : Great. So, you cast a spell and magically fix her kidneys,

Foreman : she can give us some urine to test.

Thirteen : We have some left from admission.

Foreman : Not enough for a completely accurate reading.

Thirteen : Then how about partially accurate?

House : Those of you who haven't slept together, you can go.

House : Everyone else, stay behind.

Taub : Oh, sorry, that was our secret. Right.

House : Go have sex. No, thanks.

House : Fine, I'll cover the Viagra and the lubricants, just get me a receipt.

Foreman : We have zero feelings for each other.

House : That's too bad,

House : 'cause things worked much better when you did.

House : Would it help if I slept with her?

Thirteen : We were getting to a diagnosis.

House : No, we were already at the diagnosis.

House : You were creating a fake argument

House : about an irrelevant treatment issue

House : 'cause you can't stand to be around each other.

House : So have sex, fight, or quit, I don't care.

House : Whatever you're doing now isn't working.


Castle : Because she called me.

Oh. So you and Miss Santori were in a relationship.

Castle : I wouldn't say it was a relationship. I bought a couple of sculptures...

Beckett : Were you sleeping with her?

Castle : - How is that relevant? - Motive.

Ah.

Castle : No, I wasn't sleeping with her.

Beckett : Are you sure? Beautiful woman...

Castle : - I'm in a relationship. - With whom?

Castle : - Is that a new lipstick? - Castle!

Castle : You know with whom.

Beckett : How should I know? I haven't seen you in months.

Beckett : You could have been in dozens of relationships with women since then.

Castle : You sound jealous.

Beckett : Jealous of you dating your second ex-wife and publisher?

Beckett : Tell me. Does she make you do everything on a deadline?

Castle : So how about you? You still with that cop boyfriend of yours?

Castle : What was his name again? Demming?


room

room so we probably have to throw them out or

so we probably have to throw them out or sell Mirage

[Music]

Wow I believe you did that but yeah he's


- Wasn't that so fun, Luna?

You saw a friend today.

What did you do, call him over and he came over to play?

You gotta ask parents' permission first, okay?

- Daddy, you know dogs don't talk.

relaxed hip-hop music


Raj : Well, I hope you saved room for chocolate lava cake.

Lakshmi : Impressive.

Lakshmi : What goes into making something like that?

Well, you start out by trying to make chocolate soufflÃ©.

Raj : And when it falls, you panic...

Raj : ...quickly change the name, and voilÃ¡, lava cake.

l bet our parents are dying to know how things are going here.

Raj : Well, let's see.

Yep, three missed calls.

Lakshmi : Four missed calls, two text messages, and a failed video chat.

- l win. - Ha, ha.

So, what are we going to tell them?

- l'd like to tell them things are going well. - Me too.

Lakshmi : But before we get their hopes up...

Lakshmi : ...we should probably make sure we're on the same page.

Penny : Okay.

Raj : What page are you on?

I'm on the one where I'm under a lot of pressure from my parents...

Lakshmi : ...to get married and settle down and have a family.

Lakshmi : And I'm going to do it so they don't find out I'm gay.


Clear.

Foreman : We still have a long way to go.

Foreman : Cold can be protective to the brain,

Foreman : but there is a possibility of damage.

Foreman : We also need to confirm and treat whatever's making him sick.

House : I just gotta do a standard battery of tests.

House : Blood, urine, EEG.

Man [surprised] : Is that really necessary for a free flu shot'?

House : Excuse me, I have to deal with someone who's having a panic attack.


Robin : What am I supposed to say?

Marshall : You know what?

Ted : You're an adult with perfectly valid opinions.

Ted : You shouldn't have to apologize for them.

I'm gonna lie. I would.

Lily : Thanks again for letting me have

Marshall : The u2 box set.

Marshall : I know how important it is to you.

Ted's mother : I talked to aunt caroline the other day.

Ted's mother : Stacy's pregnant again.

Ted : Oh, good for her.

So, dear... Oh, boy.

Ted's mother : Tell us what it's like being a journalist.


Barney : So, this chick and I are going at it behind the Central Park Zoo.

Barney : The Bonobo chimps start giving us a standing O,

Barney : and just when I'm about to give her the same thing... What up?...

Barney : I can't.

Barney : I can't. Guys,

Barney : I know you count the minutes until you can escape from your humdrum lives

Barney : by hearing how awesome mine is, and I love doing that for you,

Barney : but I just can't tonight.

Robin : What's wrong?

Barney : I don't want to talk about it.

Robin : Hey, you guys see Deadliest Catch last night?

Ted : Deadliest Catch ever!

Barney : All right, I'll tell you!

Barney : My mother is selling the house I grew up in.


Castle cont'd : One day, and one day not far from now, I'm gonna use this in a book.


Sheldon : Instead of being weighed down by ambition,

Sheldon : you just float along like a dead body in a river.

Leonard : I couldn't just take the compliment.

Leonard : I had to ask why.

Leonard : You know, I do understand what you're feeling.

Leonard : My brother and sister's accomplishments

Leonard : have always been held over my head.

Sheldon : How did you deal with it?

Leonard : I wet the bed until college, but I don't think

Leonard : that's a quality fix.

Sheldon : I can't believe I was surpassed by a geologist.


Unfortunately the Auntie doesn't allow any photos.

You grab your bowl, you can come out here and stand.

They have a couple of standing

tables on the side of the road.

She has one of those classic, what looks like

eternal, bubbling pots of organ meat

and you can smell that miso aroma.

I'm just gonna lift this bowl to my face.

There's definitely some giggly bits in here.

There are some intestines. There might be some tongue.

I don't even know what else is in here,

but it smells like pure comfort, like grandma's comfort.


Castle : Thank you.

Matilda, we're ready for the accessories spread in the conference room.

Matilda : Excuse me. I'll be back in five minutes.


- Hello, Mommy, Daddy. How are you? - Pretty good, can't complain.


I cannot believe that Daddy is sleeping on the pool.

What in the world?

- And you can see him on the water duckie

- He's on a rubber duckie?

Oh my gosh, okay, we're gonna be really quiet

because we don't want to wake him up

and, like, scare him right?

- Mm hmm

- But we do need to get him up.

Let's see what we can do, okay?

Thumbs up this video, I can not believe

that Bryan is sleeping on the pool,

how did he even get there,

we're gonna have to check the cameras, huh?

- Yeah

- We're gonna need to check the NAS cams

to see how he got there.

- [Missy] Go stand over here, come here, wait for him

okay boys, I'm gonna push him over to you.

You guys wake him up, okay?

- Daddy!

- Oh my gosh!

- Why's it so bright?

- [Missy] How did you get out here, Bryan?

- What? Out where?

- [Missy] You are, okay, be careful

'cause you are on a rubber duckie.

- [Ollie] On the pool

- [Missy] Well, it's bright 'cause you're outside.


House : What about her?

Mark : I think I'm losing her.

House : Your wife, your problem.

Mark : She won't talk to me.

So what? You gonna talk to me instead? Talk to your shrink.

Mark : She keeps saying everything's fine.

Find a bar. Talk to a stranger.

Mark : You're the only one who's been through this.

Mark : I'm shutting her out.

Mark : I'm saying things and then hating myself for saying them.

Mark : - How did you get past that? - Didn't.

Mark : Can you please be a human being for one minute and talk to me?

Sorry. Gotta go. People dying.

Mark : You're not gonna outrun me.


welcome yes there's gonna be a cool

welcome yes there's gonna be a cool transition there I guess to us and we'll

transition there I guess to us and we'll just walk away

just walk away

just walk away [Music]

okay so I had this plan for the dog

okay so I had this plan for the dog

okay so I had this plan for the dog garden which was you take the whole back

garden which was you take the whole back section right when we first came here

section right when we first came here

section right when we first came here was all that heavily stolen stuff and

was all that heavily stolen stuff and

was all that heavily stolen stuff and obviously the dogs could eat the pebble

obviously the dogs could eat the pebble

obviously the dogs could eat the pebble stone job you if you wanted to have the

stone job you if you wanted to have the

stone job you if you wanted to have the kids garden out here like the family

kids garden out here like the family

kids garden out here like the family garden out here and then the back was

garden out here and then the back was

garden out here and then the back was gonna be like a dog garden because the

gonna be like a dog garden because the

gonna be like a dog garden because the lead this garden leads right around the

lead this garden leads right around the

lead this garden leads right around the utility which we've kind of converted to

utility which we've kind of converted to a dog garden spit wet

so you've got a red brick wall runs

so you've got a red brick wall runs

so you've got a red brick wall runs along here and it links into like a

along here and it links into like a

along here and it links into like a little picket fence I'm gonna paint that

little picket fence I'm gonna paint that white and that looks so cute

white and that looks so cute

white and that looks so cute so the dog is to be able to come this

so the dog is to be able to come this

so the dog is to be able to come this far come with me into the mud land it's


Robin : Oh, sweet, can I get a toot?

Ted : Against car rules, it's against car rules!

Barney : Oh, ted, relax, it's cuban.

Barney : People pay to have their car smell like this.

Ted : Well, that's just not true.

Barney : Oh, marshall, switch seats with me.

Barney : I called shotgun for all eternity.

Robin : You can't call shotgun for eternity.

Barney : Well, that's funny, 'cause I did!

Robin : It's case by case.


Maybe there is turmeric, the taste of coconut is very harmonious. Maybe the turmeric, the coconut comes in nicely

Fried chili with chili sauce on top and on top of the chili you've got the chili sauce as well

So you've got chili on top of chili


That was an absolutely beautiful drive

through the coconut trees to get here,

and that was about a 15 minute drive,

and this is called Talat Nam Bang Noi,

and it is right on the edge of the Mekong River,

I can see it right up here.

jazzy folk music Oh man, at first I thought

that was a CD playing, that's a live band!


We've got our own private swimming pool.

We just arrived to Sri Panwa.

We got all checked in.

Ying and I got the,

this is the garden, family garden villa

so it has a garden view but we're somewhere

on the top of the hill.

The sea is surrounding us.

This place is gorgeous

and yeah, I'm gonna give you a full tour

of the room and also walk around

but I had to jump in the pool first.

Alright, so this is the whole outdoor area.

It's kind of the courtyard of this villa.

The swimming pool is down there

and that pool is amazing.

It's a salt water pool.

And I can taste a little bit of salt water

on my lips right now.

But if you come over here,

this is a little outdoor kitchen,

have the fridge and all the drinks are available


Castle : All right, who are you

Castle : and what are you doing with a dead woman's dog?


Penny : Hey. So you guys ready to order?


- [Bryan] Cover those hands up! laughing

Show me your hands, dude.

laughs That's so neat.

- Oh gosh, don't

stick 'em together. - [Bryan] Oh yeah,

stick 'em together!

Stick 'em together and see if you can squish 'em.

- groans Oh, look at that bubble!

- [Bryan] Can you pull 'em apart?

Are they stuck together?

There you go! - Whoa!

- [Bryan] laughing That's so cool!

Bryan and Missy laugh

Whoa!

light music

classical piano

- Why yes, my son is a virtuoso.

Do you think he should try out

for America's Got Talent?


Wow.

And it's just gonna go right over there,

and we're gonna cover it,

and even more chaat masala.

Chaat masala.

Burns Road chicken chargha.

Oh, wow.

This is great.

It's good.

- It is spicy and yummy.

- Spicy, oh.

And a little lemon.

- Ah, lemon.

- speaking foreign language

- speaking foreign language

- Oh, speaking foreign language .


Arigato, look at that absolutely beautiful cockle,

and we just watched him throw it down.

And it was still moving.

Each piece is just, new flavor, a new experience.

You can dip in in the salt, or the soy.

Mmm.

- Sweet.

- Wow, little sweet, with the lime, ooh, wow.

Every time you taste something it's a new flavor,

a new experience, a new texture

and we're just bringing out piece after piece.


So if you are considering going into experimental physics...

Leonard : ...my door is always open.

Leonard : Again, I'm sorry that the demonstration didn't quite work out.

Leonard : Now we know what happens...

Leonard : ...when you accidentally spill peach Snapple into a helium-neon laser.

The short answer is don't.

Leonard : Now to tell you about the Theoretical Physics Department...

Leonard : ...is Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

Leonard : - Dr. Cooper? SHELDON : Forget it.

Leonard : Excuse me.

Leonard : - Sheldon, we both agreed to do this. SHELDON : It's a waste of time.

I might as well explain thermodynamics to a bunch of Labradoodles.


Barney : Oh, my god.

Mr Druthers : It's gone!

Ted : What? What's gone?

Mr Druthers : My baseball, signed three times by pete rose.

Ted : Well, it's got to be around here somewhere.

Mr Druthers : What do you think, ted,

Mr Druthers : It just let itself out of its plastic case and rolled away?

Mr Druthers : Somebody stole it.

Ted : Well, um, I better get back to these styrofoam trees.

Mr Druthers : Oh, who cares about the trees?

Mr Druthers : It's just busy work to make you feel like you're contributing.

Ted : Inspiring as always, sir.

Ted : Lily?

Where'd she put those paints?

Hey. Hey.


and it's called boom right from the tree yes wow you are very lucky this is a


Elizabeth : But then, I remembered that I'd written it on my hand.

Lucky I didn't confuse it with what I'd written on my other hand...

Elizabeth : ...which are the coordinates for a neutron star.

Because if I tried to go there, I'd be crushed by hypergravity.

Elizabeth : -Anyway, hello. -Hello.

Elizabeth : -Nice to finally meet you in person. -I would imagine it is.

Sheldon : This is my friend and roommate, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.

Leonard : Hi-lo.

Leonard : Oops. I started to say hi, and then I switched to hello in the middle.

It came out "hi-lo."

Leonard : Duh.

Leonard : It's nice to meet you.

Leonard : I've read both your books and your papers.

Leonard : I'm Leonard. I live here. You're brilliant.

Sheldon : I apologize. He's only an experimental physicist.

Elizabeth : No need to apologize. Some of my best friends are experimental physicists.

Elizabeth : Well, not my best friends. But I know them.


us up that way so annoying - we were

us up that way so annoying - we were actually entitled that and now we're

actually entitled that and now we're

actually entitled that and now we're waiting and some ladies have gone off to

waiting and some ladies have gone off to find them watch and actually know what

find them watch and actually know what

find them watch and actually know what she's looking for so this could end

she's looking for so this could end

she's looking for so this could end really badly suggested holding Alessia

really badly suggested holding Alessia

really badly suggested holding Alessia are so weird

are so weird

are so weird every time I say her name with your name

every time I say her name with your name like weird and then Annie has gone she

like weird and then Annie has gone she

like weird and then Annie has gone she cheated oversized luggage which I don't

cheated oversized luggage which I don't

cheated oversized luggage which I don't think it is

think it is

think it is yay we got them it's actually alright Oh


Okay. But I thought we agreed that the venue was amazing.

Beckett : Yeah, we did. It's just...

I started thinking about all the details and the planning that we have to do.

Beckett : I don't want to rush any of this.

Okay. If you're sure that's it?

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

I mean, we're gonna find another venue, Castle.

It's gonna be great.

Castle : - Look, if... - ESPOSITO : Hey.

Esposito : So Tech was able to track down that IP address.

Esposito : Whoever changed that calendar did it from a design studio in Soho.

Beckett : Is there any connection between the studio and Modern Fashion?

Esposito : As a matter of fact, there is.

Esposito : It belongs to one of the designers

Esposito : being featured in Modern Fashion's Fab Five spread.

Grace : - Yumi. - Yumi what?

Esposito : Just Yumi.

Esposito : I guess if you don't have a last name you can charge more.

Castle : So why would he, or someone from his studio, be changing Matilda's calendar?

Esposito : I don't know, but I can tell you this.

Esposito : It looks like Ella may have been there the night she was killed.

Beckett : - How do you know that? - Yumi's website.

Esposito : The current design line being produced at his studio

Esposito : features dresses embellished with coral.

Esposito : And in addition to the fact that this model is hot,

Esposito : she's wearing black coral.

Castle : The same kind of coral that Lanie found stuck to the bottom of Ella's shoe.

Beckett : Let's go.

I'm probably gonna have to call her in for an interrogation.

YUMI : No, sweetie. You tell Little Miss All That

Yumi : Yumi says there's only one diva in this room.

Yumi : If she doesn't want to wear the pink Louboutins,

Yumi : she is out of the show!

Models.

The lack of food makes them so very fraught.

Beckett : - Uh, Mr. Yumi... - Please. Just Yumi.


group groaning

- [Bryan] Still locked, oh my gosh.

Paul, we're gonna have to crack it open.

- I know, we're gonna have to try something.

But we gotta be very careful.

- He's in there so I don't want to hurt him inside the safe.

- Yeah, please.

Look at this.

- Mega Harry Potter Fan said guys, the oh one is a 10,

the letters on the postcard were upside down.

- Oh my gosh, that's right.

It's a 10, not a one.

- 10, seven, wait.

47, 10--

- It was upside down.

- It was upside down this whole time.

Is there a combination on there that you think will work?

- Babe, it says it's 47, 10, 79.

- What if it's that simple

and you guys just been missing them?

- I know, right?

This is stressing me out, you guys.

I'm so nervous.

- Okay, here we go.


I'll be the mom who makes the world's best chocolate chip cookies.

Chandler : Our kids are gonna be fat, aren't they?

Ahoy!

- How's the boat? - I'm getting into this sailing stuff.

Monica : You finally took it out of the marina?

Joey : Why would I do that?

Joey : It took three guys to get the thing in there.

If you don't sail it, what do you do on it?

It's a great place to just sit...

Joey : ...hang around, drink a few beers, eat some chips.


Chandler : Yeah, here, somewhere else. You know, wherever.

Monica : Are you okay?

Chandler : I'm cool.

Casual.

Monica : What are you doing?


it's a little bit plain but it's good

it's a little bit plain but it's good it's kind of like bready fish almost

it's kind of like bready fish almost

it's kind of like bready fish almost like half bread half fish and then kind

like half bread half fish and then kind

like half bread half fish and then kind of shallow fry so it's kind of crispy

of shallow fry so it's kind of crispy

of shallow fry so it's kind of crispy it's kind of buttery decoration one of

it's kind of buttery decoration one of

it's kind of buttery decoration one of the main concepts during the Soviet

the main concepts during the Soviet

the main concepts during the Soviet Union was simplification okay

Union was simplification okay

Union was simplification okay nothing luxury but standardized for the

nothing luxury but standardized for the

nothing luxury but standardized for the public things everything should be very

public things everything should be very

public things everything should be very simple

Soviet meal complete canteen meal


- Woohoo!

upbeat music

- [Brian] Oh jeeze! laughs

Collision!

- Sorry, Fin!

- That was a little close there.

- Alright, everyone's telling me I have to try it.

I did just put it together.

I'm actually a little more nervous than you would think.

I'm so scared.


And the harder it becomes to turn it off...

Joe : Thought I might see your ugly mug in here tonight.

Joe : Did you hear the good news?

... to stop thinking like a surgeon.

Richard : O'Malley!


Come on, I just- I think we've been given an opportunity.

The mistake's already made. They're writing up the papers now.

But we're not the ones she chose.

How can you feeI okay about this?


Ryan : Javi, the wires!


Chandler : -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. Hey.

-What do you wanna do tonight? -Oh, well, maybe we could....


Stir-fried and flavor to perfection. finally something that looks that's really fun to put a little fried flour roll. oh did u hear it crack?

it's good, but it needs some sort of dippin sauce

It's excellent. the layers are so thin

In our country if there were some condensed milk here it would be excellent. So here I put the ingredients inside my bowl whatever I want

oh love these mushrooms

Add little raw onions. Cilantro of course

Noodle soup time. I love it when buffets have pho. I'm convinced. There is a part of my body

That is run exclusively on pho and without pho, I just didn't complete

Most of its good my only complaint is didn't have like thinly sliced beef links

Judge me all you want, but I like siracha on my noodle soup accept me for who I have people


Penny : - Sheldon. - Ugh. Sorry.

Boy, we gotta get you into a better office. Something more suited to your status.


Cameron : What a touching moment.

Cameron : That's why we become doctors.

One of those rare moments when our hearts are warmed--

House : Would you like to get a drink?


Ted : Uh, hi. Uncle ben, right?

Ben : Yes.

Ted : Yes, we're, we're having a little bit

Ted : Of a problem back there.

Ted : Um, and I was wondering if you could help us out.

Lily : Yeah.

Ted : Marshall accidentally shaved part of his head.

Oh, no! Yeah.

Ted : Yeah, so here's what I was thinking.

Um, what if I found something to cover up the bald area?

Ben : Yeah, that would probably work, but with what?

Hmm, that's a tough one.

Ted : Maybe a wig of some sort or a, um...

Ted : Toupee.

Robin : Something that

Matches his hair color,

Ted : Which is, which is kind of the same color

As the top of your hair.

Ben : Mm, yeah.


and I couldn't afford my rent let alone pay a bunch of medical bills.

Jillian : But, then I got scared.

Izzie : You called your parents.

Jillian : I didn't know what else to do.

You sent them away because...?

Jillian : Rachel's my best friend and after she was baptized,

Jillian : she decided to leave the community.

Jillian : Which means she's shunned.

But I couldn't just let her go out in the world all by herself.

Izzie : - So you're shunned, too? - No.

Because I hadn't been baptized yet.

So I could still go back.

- But Rachel would never. - Do you want to go back?

Jillian : I think about it.

Jillian : It's my home, you know?

And if I'm dying...

Jillian : ...I want an Amish funeral.

Jillian : I want to be buried in the white dress

Jillian : and I want everybody to be there.

Izzie : It's your home.

But I made a promise to Rachel.

Rachel : Cradle to grave.

Izzie : How did Jilly let it get this far?

Addison : It's frustrating, isn't it?


Just falls apart giving you access to every single little piece of that perfectly spiced morsel of meat

I love the little crunch from the fresh herbs as well

I taste the onions the chilies the coriander the cumin this thing's got it going on like a lot of stuff's going on

Let me get into this beautifully smelling kebab. I'm gonna take a piece with some onions some peppers

You know what? I'm just gonna make a little mini kebab on my fork. I mean that's gonna be my first bite


It's full of lamb intestines,

it's full of sliced lamb, green onions

and that lamb broth is so, so fragrant.

We're gonna have to dip that right into this dip

that he made me, full of chilies, cilantro,

MSG, salt, oh and cilantro.

That is beautiful.


of catching up with me the broken sleep

of catching up with me the broken sleep thing like I'm used to getting obviously

thing like I'm used to getting obviously more just unbroken sleep but even if it

more just unbroken sleep but even if it

more just unbroken sleep but even if it is only like five or six hours like when

is only like five or six hours like when I was pregnant and I think is just all

I was pregnant and I think is just all

I was pregnant and I think is just all catching up with me like not getting

catching up with me like not getting

catching up with me like not getting that anymore and just having broken

that anymore and just having broken

that anymore and just having broken sleep all the time because today I just

sleep all the time because today I just

sleep all the time because today I just I'm really feeling tired so that was

I'm really feeling tired so that was

I'm really feeling tired so that was good I just had like I probably

good I just had like I probably

good I just had like I probably self-honesty for like 15 minutes total

self-honesty for like 15 minutes total

self-honesty for like 15 minutes total but it made like a little bit of a

but it made like a little bit of a

but it made like a little bit of a difference so

you know look at your feet your feet are so dirty boy have you got like a random

so dirty boy have you got like a random

so dirty boy have you got like a random sheet on your pillow yeah have a nice

sheet on your pillow yeah have a nice

sheet on your pillow yeah have a nice day it's gonna come to mummy Church in


Sheldon : Rajesh?

Uh, he says he's having trouble dropping those Iast five pounds.

Mrs Cooper : Huh. I might have gone with the talking-to-girls thing.

Howard : No, you only get one wish.


so tiny but just to nibble on a little

so tiny but just to nibble on a little bit Wow

bit Wow

bit Wow so are you fish the fish itself that's

so are you fish the fish itself that's

so are you fish the fish itself that's almost like a floral accent to it

almost like a floral accent to it

almost like a floral accent to it perfect with a little fermented me so

perfect with a little fermented me so

perfect with a little fermented me so it's not just delicious

it's not just delicious

it's not just delicious it's beautiful why sheep dish there this

it's beautiful why sheep dish there this is the male piece and the are you it

is the male piece and the are you it

is the male piece and the are you it definitely has a difference between if

definitely has a difference between if

definitely has a difference between if it was farmed or wild and I'm eating

it was farmed or wild and I'm eating

it was farmed or wild and I'm eating wild are you today mmm the texture it


House : The Army's Medical Evaluation Board

House : is perfectly fine with nine-toed infantrymen,

House : as long as they can walk and run.

Jim : So I lost a toe for nothing?

Hose : Afraid so.

Hose : Unless you want me to keep you on the old antibiotics.

We can let the infection spread,

then we can amputate more than just a toe.

Foreman : Why are you risking your life for this?

Foreman : Your mom doesn't want you to.

Daryl : My mom sacrificed everything for me.

Daryl : Her telling me not to come here

Daryl : is just another example of that.

Daryl : I do good out there,

Daryl : I could take care of her for the rest of her life.

Daryl : Who am I if I don't sacrifice for her? That's family.


That's crazy.

Lot of spicy.

- Lot of spicy, okay.

Spicy--

- Oh, there we go, lettuce.

laughs

Thank you boss.

- Thank you. speaking foreign language

Thank you.

- Thank you.

Let's go try it out.

And there it is,

he just made us a special wrap spicy.

He's a character, a real character

and you can see made with wheat and spices,

lemon, pomegranate sauce

and you saw that he just scooped up

that chili with his hand,

with insane speed and energy.

Let's try it out.

delighted hum

Oh yeah, that is incredibly unique.

It's like a spicy wheat with lemon, full of spices,

it's burning your mouth,

but it taste and feels good.

Absolutely amazing.

And you can see the locals think so too.

speaking foreign language

Thank you.

speaking foreign language

- Thanks brother.

- [Trevor] Thank you Ali.


Look at this.

So this process is actually called plastering

and they are laying in a Pebble Tec

that's going to cover the inside of the pool.

Which is the first step that they have to do

before they fill it back up.

- I know.

It looks way more blue than I think it's going to be.

- [Bryan] Yeah.

- But I think it's gonna look, it looks so cool.

It looks awesome.

- [Bryan] What do you think about that, Ollie?

- Good.

- [Bryan] Crazy.

- Almost get your pool back, huh?

- Yes good morning, guys.

We woke up bright and early this morning.

I think these guys were here at six AM

to get started on the pool.

And it's starting to look really good.

I'm so excited.

Tomorrow they are acid washing it and filling it.

It's getting there.

happy music

- Well good morning, guys!

We are now in the car

and we're actually headed to breakfast.

I don't know, we're like super on it this morning.

- Okay let's not play it up too much.

It is nearly 11 AM.


Ross : Hey, lady!

Ross : I don't care how much you want it, okay?

I am not gonna have sex with you in the bathroom!

You know, in Roman times, this was more than just a hat.

-Really? -Yeah, sure, sure.

Joey : They would scrub the floors.

Joey : They'd use it to get the mud off their shoe.

Joey : Sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty.

Joey : So they would stick it right

Chandler : I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary.

Joey : I'll take you someplace nice. A guy tipped me $100.

Joey : He was playing blackjack for an hour and he won $5000.

Joey : Can you believe that?

Chandler : If I won $5000, I'd join a gym.

Chandler : Build up my upper body...

Chandler : ...and hit Richard from behind with a stick.

Wait! Why don't I just do what that guy did?


Raj : So smart, it's off-putting.

Howard : Yeah, let's go with that.

Raj : Unbelievable.

Howard : Components I built are on the space station...

Howard : ...and I get a ticket for launching a rocket in the park.


everything's gone you're like so good

everything's gone you're like so good yeah we'd be so happy and I got a

yeah we'd be so happy and I got a

yeah we'd be so happy and I got a surprise delivery you wouldn't know what

surprise delivery you wouldn't know what it is is that it says exactly what it is

it is is that it says exactly what it is down here put itself surprise delivery

down here put itself surprise delivery

down here put itself surprise delivery all right you ready for this Honus rip

all right you ready for this Honus rip

all right you ready for this Honus rip it open

it open

it open so then it kind of explodes nicely so

so then it kind of explodes nicely so

so then it kind of explodes nicely so you get the whole like visit a boy or a

you get the whole like visit a boy or a

you get the whole like visit a boy or a girl

Oh oh my god Oh

Oh oh my god Oh

Oh oh my god Oh because I felt like I felt like I took

because I felt like I felt like I took

because I felt like I felt like I took something but it was the other bit of

something but it was the other bit of

something but it was the other bit of war oh my goodness immediately what is


Ted : But none of that acclaim means anything

Ted : Compared to the joy of seeing the sun rise

Ted : Over your first building.

Giddyap.

Marshall : Dude, dude, what are you doing?

Ted : Galloping.

Marshall : All right, you proved it.

The whole ted mosby, architect thing works.

Anna : Architects rule! Whoo-hoo.

Marshall : Aren't you afraid a certain somebody

Marshall : Might find out about this?

Marshall : I mean, this isn't you, ted.

Ted : It is tonight.


Bernadette : She's just excited about the holidays.

Sheldon : Yes, and she's not taking my feelings into account at all.

Sheldon : Maybe it's time I teach her a lesson.

Bernadette : How?

Sheldon : Hmm. It'd have to be something heinous,

Sheldon : something that makes her as miserable as she's making me.

Sheldon : Oh, I've got it.

gasps

Sheldon : This is good.

Penny : What?

Sheldon : I'm going to buy her a present.


Sweet and cold?

- [Ali] Yeah.

- Oh.

laughing

Should we do?

- Yeah, yeah. - No problem?

- [Ali] Yeah, yeah.

- Okay.


- [Dad] That's it.

- [Missy] Oh my gosh, we got the tiny little Old Bay.

- [Dad] I got a big one at my house.

- Oh.

laughing

Yes, Cullen says this is the best and

it is the best.

Duh, we would obviously use all Cullen's

advice because he makes the best crab and he's taught us

everything we know about crab.

So now we are just gonna literally grub

on all of this crab, it's gonna be so good.


should come with the game no no items

should come with the game no no items items items one of each color love it


Beckett : Any relationship problems?

Mrs. Russo : She wasn't even dating.

Mrs. Russo : Pretty much all she did was work.

Beckett : - At the cable company, right? - Mmm-hmm.

Beckett : Did she have any issues with anyone there?

Mrs. Russo : There was a man at her office.

Beckett : What was his name?

Mrs. Russo : She didn't say.

Mrs. Russo : But he stared at her a lot. Like some pervert.


thank you and I put some Sun tiresome in the end but I haven't cut mommy's friend

the end but I haven't cut mommy's friend stuff so I just want to show you my


glowing dude like they're gonna know I

glowing dude like they're gonna know I don't cuz you're a pasty and yeah like

don't cuz you're a pasty and yeah like

don't cuz you're a pasty and yeah like am I gonna get beat up if I grab a way

am I gonna get beat up if I grab a way

am I gonna get beat up if I grab a way people are gonna give you a big hug I've

people are gonna give you a big hug I've seen in videos where people grab the

seen in videos where people grab the

seen in videos where people grab the leash and send you flying things like a

leash and send you flying things like a

leash and send you flying things like a hundred years old you see like in the

hundred years old you see like in the

hundred years old you see like in the movies you see like all that go down to

movies you see like all that go down to

movies you see like all that go down to it's like wave Atticus II is very

it's like wave Atticus II is very

it's like wave Atticus II is very important right yep it's like it's a

important right yep it's like it's a

important right yep it's like it's a real thing everything yeah so here goes

real thing everything yeah so here goes

real thing everything yeah so here goes nothing

nothing

nothing [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]


Nora : I get it. These guys are lowlifes,

you want them off the street.

Look, they're not just lowlifes.

Mickey : Eddie killed a snitch three weeks ago.

Boss's orders.

Mickey : The boss, he's one of the biggest

Mickey : cocaine importers in the entire state.

Mickey : And he wants to expand down to Philly.

Mickey : Tomorrow night, he and Eddie are meeting the big fish,

Mickey : and the cops are gonna bust it.

Mickey : But if you guys get caught poking around there,

Mickey : the whole thing gets called off.

Thirteen : That's noble, but you can't put your life at risk.

Mickey : I've been undercover for 16 months.

Mickey : I haven't seen my wife, my house, my dog.

I've put far too much into this,

Mickey : and I will not let it fail.


for what she truly needs, which is six simple words

from her Dad : "Robin, I'm proud of you, eh?"

Ted : Yes!

Ted : But I guess you're right.

Ted : You haven't learned anything.

Ted : Sorry to have wasted your time.

Barney : "Oh, Captain! My Captain!"

How good was Dead Poet's Society?

Barney : I know, right? The end? Tears.

Robin : Okay, can I just say that my deepest need in life

Robin : not to have my father to say, "I am proud of you, eh?"

Robin : I'm not crying.


She's your cousin. She's your cousin.


Amy : Ooh, that sounds like fun.

Penny : You're kidding, right? We're not just gonna get drunk and go on rides?

Amy : Come on, do it with us.

Ah, all right, whatever. How does it work?


- Ask him. Ask him. - Uh-huh, uh-huh.

You know Cristina's stalking your room?

Christina : I do.

Burke : - Your father? - Yeah.

The surgery my dad's having has a 50 percent morbidity rate.

Burke : O'Malley, that statistic,

it means 50 percent of the people who undergo the surgery survive.

Burke : If you're going to hang your hat on statistics,

then you have to look at them from both sides.

Derek : Heather, I've looked at your case history,

Derek : and I know you've been through painful and unsuccessful surgeries.

But I think I can significantly help with the spinal curvature.

By "help" you mean what, exactly?

Derek : I think I can get you standing up straight.

Are you messing with me? It's not nice to mock crippled kids.

You see this curved part here?

Derek : I'd remove it.

Mrs. Douglas : You want to remove a portion of my daughter's spine?

Mm-hm. And I would replace it with a titanium mesh cage

that would fill the space between the vertebra.

Callie : I've seen case studies. There've been successes.

And the ones that aren't successful?

Callie : They result in paralysis or death.


Bernadette : Can we please just go back to having a nice time?

Amy : We could, but unfortunately my brain is lesion-free

Amy : and I remember that rotten thing you just said about my sweet baboo.

Bernadette : Come on, I apologize. Can we please just let it go?

Amy : -Sure. -Thanks.

Your husbands weird and his clothes are ridiculous.

I can't believe it! All this time I've been doing nothing

Penny : but sit around and miss that guy. And you know what the worst part is?

Sheldon : That you're having to process your emotional pain without vodka?

Scene : No.

Penny : Yeah.

Penny : But you know what the second-worst part is?

Penny : -He does not miss me at all. -Allow me to comfort you.

Sheldon : At least you've got your health.

Really? That's it? That's comforting?


Marshall, entering with "a hat with drink" : I got black coffee on the left, I got Tantrum on the right!

Marshall, entering with "a hat with drink" : Do you have a phone book?! Yes, I do!

I don't know why they make phone books anymore.

Ted : Everything's online, right?

Ted : Tantrum! Tantrum!

Lily : All right, let's hit the road.

Ted : You invited Lily?

Marshall : We most certainly did!

Barney : I don't know if you caught that, but he did the "we" thing.

Ted : Yeah, I heard him. Okay.

Lily : Road trip!

Lily : So you guys want to talk about bitches?

Lily : I'm kidding. They're called women.


okay this is back out now we're actually going to the real train station a little

going to the real train station a little bit of snowfall exit but what a square

bit of snowfall exit but what a square

bit of snowfall exit but what a square massive square three different railroad

massive square three different railroad

massive square three different railroad stations all here so one of the things

stations all here so one of the things

stations all here so one of the things when you're taking a railroad train in

when you're taking a railroad train in

when you're taking a railroad train in Moscow in Russia is you really need to

Moscow in Russia is you really need to

Moscow in Russia is you really need to you need to be mindful of what station

you need to be mindful of what station

you need to be mindful of what station you're out of but usually usually like

you're out of but usually usually like

you're out of but usually usually like one city a major city a lot of the

one city a major city a lot of the

one city a major city a lot of the cities on that route are from one

cities on that route are from one

cities on that route are from one station usually have one station but

station usually have one station but

station usually have one station but Moscow is too big

Moscow is too big

Moscow is too big yeah muscle it is as many again that's

yeah muscle it is as many again that's

yeah muscle it is as many again that's it okay car just have several dishes for

it okay car just have several dishes for every direction so from here we can go

every direction so from here we can go

every direction so from here we can go to three different directions

to three different directions

to three different directions [Music]

[Music]

[Music] creek security check to enter the

creek security check to enter the

creek security check to enter the station and now this is the main station

station and now this is the main station checking the front board for our


Barney : I finally know what it's like to be embarrassed by my dad.

Marshall : So you really believe

Marshall : that if we were in an open marriage

Marshall : that you would do better than me? Hey,

Lily : you do better than me at a lot of other things,

Lily : like digesting dairy...

Lily : and reaching for stuff.

Marhsall : Okay, you know what?

Marhsall : Game on.

Marhsall : If I can score five numbers before you can,

then we have sex in the bathroom.

Jerry : But...

Marhsall : if you can score five numbers before me,

then we have sex in the bathroom.


Bailey : We're all part of the cosmic joke, O'Malley. Now leave me alone.

Meredith : - Oh, Dr. Bailey... - What?

Meredith : Mr. Sorrento doesn't want me to tell his wife that she's dying.

Bailey yells : - You haven't told her yet? - No.

Bailey : OK, I didn't hear you say that. You're her doctor.

Bailey : It's your responsibility to give patients the information necessary

Bailey : to make an informed decision. Now, I'm hungry. I'm tired. You're in my way.

- Can you see the echo? - A dissection isn't subtle.

Did you see that wing span? And the pectus carinatum?

Cristina : - What about his palate? - The definition of high arched.

Richard : - You're being wooed, aren't you? - Excuse me?

Richard : The fellowship. LA Med, Chicago Central, they're wooing you.

You're fielding offers, looking at bonuses, letting yourself be wooed.

Bailey looking a little shocked : - No, Chief... - No, it's fine, it's fine.

Richard interrupts : Go be a hotshot somewhere else. But tell me...

Richard : how could you do this to me?

You know, I'm hurt.

Richard : Really hurt.

Richard : After all I've done for you.

Richard : You're gifted, and you're ungrateful. And that's all I'm saying.

Bailey annoyed : I'm pregnant, you blind moron.


Barney : Did you make a tape

Barney : Of you saying "night-night" to her?

Lily : No.

Lily : He doesn't say it. He sings it.

Barney : Oh, that is so sweet.

Barney : Why don't you kiss?

Barney : I love it when two chicks make out.

Lily : Damn it.

Lily : Nobody's bought us anything cool yet off our registry.

Barney : What's on there?

Lily : Ooh, lots of stuff.

Lily : Kitchen aide artisan series tilt-head stand mixer...

Retail price :

Barney : $319.99. What else?

Lily : Um, the dyson dc17 animal vacuum.


shining lights but you really feel like

shining lights but you really feel like a sense of accomplishment like you've

a sense of accomplishment like you've

a sense of accomplishment like you've done something you've you've reached the

done something you've you've reached the finish line you have done something

finish line you have done something

finish line you have done something something you've achieved something put

something you've achieved something put

something you've achieved something put that meal

can you walk out here

half and this one half okay one in one

half and this one half okay one in one

half and this one half okay one in one right outside of the market I saw

right outside of the market I saw

right outside of the market I saw beautiful colorful tiered fruit stand I

beautiful colorful tiered fruit stand I

beautiful colorful tiered fruit stand I think these are candy tiered truth got

think these are candy tiered truth got

think these are candy tiered truth got some of the little plums and then some

some of the little plums and then some

some of the little plums and then some of the little green through which I'm

of the little green through which I'm

of the little green through which I'm not sure what it is but then she piles

not sure what it is but then she piles

not sure what it is but then she piles it into a plastic bag and when you order

it into a plastic bag and when you order she also adds in a bunch of like chili

she also adds in a bunch of like chili

she also adds in a bunch of like chili sugar and maybe but like some quite a

sugar and maybe but like some quite a

sugar and maybe but like some quite a lot of sugar enos on this but it looks

lot of sugar enos on this but it looks

lot of sugar enos on this but it looks kind of like a good snacking fruit check


it's absolutely myself and these two

it's absolutely myself and these two

it's absolutely myself and these two here because the boot is now four they

here because the boot is now four they

here because the boot is now four they really like squished in there get some

really like squished in there get some

really like squished in there get some lunch you want to come out see the way

lunch you want to come out see the way

lunch you want to come out see the way is 2 to 5 kg 11 for 11 pounds

is 2 to 5 kg 11 for 11 pounds

is 2 to 5 kg 11 for 11 pounds yeah looks sensitive you're gonna hold

yeah looks sensitive you're gonna hold

yeah looks sensitive you're gonna hold that for junior yeah you're gonna change

that for junior yeah you're gonna change you miss Muffy you see them tomorrow say

you miss Muffy you see them tomorrow say night-night

night-night

night-night nice you are just the cutest huh like to

nice you are just the cutest huh like to Rachel's forum

Rachel's forum

Rachel's forum yo Kenny checks no because I'm drinking


themselves in the spirits of the

themselves in the spirits of the ancestors will look over the family as

ancestors will look over the family as

ancestors will look over the family as well

well

well so that's why you know in the backyard

so that's why you know in the backyard

so that's why you know in the backyard literally it would be where the

literally it would be where the

literally it would be where the tombstones are that's Brenda's family's

tombstones are that's Brenda's family's

tombstones are that's Brenda's family's rice field that's cool that must be hard

rice field that's cool that must be hard work so we're gonna start cooking -

work so we're gonna start cooking -

work so we're gonna start cooking - cooking the fish right now this whole

cooking the fish right now this whole

cooking the fish right now this whole fish is going on their scales and

fish is going on their scales and

fish is going on their scales and everything oh look oh whoa that is a

everything oh look oh whoa that is a

everything oh look oh whoa that is a massive scary looking fish that fish has

massive scary looking fish that fish has cold eyes that's probably why they call

cold eyes that's probably why they call

cold eyes that's probably why they call it a snake fish so the whole fish is

it a snake fish so the whole fish is

it a snake fish so the whole fish is being grilled like no scales removed

being grilled like no scales removed

being grilled like no scales removed Vietnam is like the first country I came

Vietnam is like the first country I came to where I had fish where the scale is

to where I had fish where the scale is

to where I had fish where the scale is left on auntie number eight is supposed

left on auntie number eight is supposed

left on auntie number eight is supposed to be the best cook in the family and

to be the best cook in the family and

to be the best cook in the family and the fish patties are going into the

the fish patties are going into the

the fish patties are going into the fryer and this is the auntie we actually

fryer and this is the auntie we actually met in Saigon and she's preparing the

met in Saigon and she's preparing the

met in Saigon and she's preparing the fish fillets that's all for hotpot the

fish fillets that's all for hotpot the

fish fillets that's all for hotpot the fishes are you guys done grilling from

fishes are you guys done grilling from

fishes are you guys done grilling from the bottom but now it's on its side

the bottom but now it's on its side

the bottom but now it's on its side uncle is chopping off the coconuts

uncle is chopping off the coconuts

uncle is chopping off the coconuts [Music]

[Music]

[Music] oh thank you thank you thank you thank


Well, uh, come on. There's over 200 questions.


Right now, she's not your friend.

She's a patient who deserves to have all the privacy I can give her.


we just arrived to the next place this

we just arrived to the next place this

we just arrived to the next place this is a food it's actually an entire Dan

is a food it's actually an entire Dan

is a food it's actually an entire Dan actually it's not just this stall but

actually it's not just this stall but

actually it's not just this stall but you can smell the aroma of the spices

you can smell the aroma of the spices

you can smell the aroma of the spices before you even arrive and you see

before you even arrive and you see

before you even arrive and you see people just lining up down the side of

people just lining up down the side of

people just lining up down the side of the sidewalk just standing and eating

the sidewalk just standing and eating

the sidewalk just standing and eating plates you hear the slapping of the

plates you hear the slapping of the

plates you hear the slapping of the paratha this place is famous for their

paratha this place is famous for their

paratha this place is famous for their put on top and I believe it's a buffalo

put on top and I believe it's a buffalo

put on top and I believe it's a buffalo or uh a buffalo curry to go with it oh

or uh a buffalo curry to go with it oh

or uh a buffalo curry to go with it oh man this place smells incredible


"Martha, you haven't changed a bit."

Martha : Oh, Chet Palaburn! Can you believe it? And did you see that message?

Castle : You do know that Chet's comments are based on a 20-year-old photo.

Martha : Oh. Oh.

Well, should I accept his friend request?

Martha : I mean, the last time I laid eyes on him, I was 18.

Martha : And now he sees this photo. And now this, and...

Martha : What do I do?

Castle : - It's your call. - My call.

Castle : There's always Dot and her kitty cat's medical mysteries.

Castle : Everything okay?

Esposito : Another dead end in the messenger case.

Esposito : Uniforms located the stolen car that ran him down,

Esposito : but CSU got bupkis. No prints, no hairs.

Castle : It's sounding more and more like a professional hit.

Esposito : - Yeah. - What about surveillance?

Castle : Any cameras around where the car was dumped?

Esposito : No, our masked man knew what he was doing.

Esposito : Well, at least our tip on the doctor paid off.

Esposito : Prison vic's wife came in with her son first thing this morning.

Captain and Beckett are interviewing her now.

Castle : - I'm gonna go. - I wouldn't...

Valerie Thompson : Do you have any idea who killed him?

Beckett : We're working on it. Ms. Thompson, do you know anything about a package

Beckett : that your husband asked his Aunt Sally to send out for him yesterday?

Valerie Thompson : Yeah. It was his insurance policy. He gave it to her when he went away.

Valerie Thompson : Insurance policy?

Valerie Thompson : It was proof he didn't kill the woman he went to jail for murdering.


Penny : ...and want to marry Howard wolowitz?

- I do, with all my heart. - Tsk, got it. Just had to check.

Amy : He's great.

Leonard : All right, Sheldon. We're going to Wil's.

Leonard : - This is your last chance. - No, Leonard, this is your last chance.


you're gonna be late for school

you're gonna be late for school yeah the school bus is outside Andrea

yeah the school bus is outside Andrea

yeah the school bus is outside Andrea I'm trying school buses outside have you

I'm trying school buses outside have you got your homework done okay yeah yeah


Barney : Guess who just got four tickets

to the "Origins of Chewbacca" Star Wars exhibit?

Lily : Why? No, I said, "Guess who?"

Lily : I heard you.

Robin : Yeah, um, isn't it a little early in our relationship

Robin : to do something that would end our relationship?

Marshall : What? No, what are you talking about?

Marshall : It can be our first double date as couples!

Marshall : And plus, it sounds awesome!

Marshall : Is the original Chewbacca going to be there?

Barney : Peter Mayhew, in the fur.


Penny : Oh.

Sheldon : That's what I always thought 1975 smelled like.

Sheldon : One to beam down, Mr. Scott.

Sheldon : Aye, aye, Mr. Spock.


- [Mr. Taster] Yeah.

- [Trevor] The ghormeh sabzi.

- [Mr. Taster] We've got lamb in it.

- [Trevor] Oh, so there's lamb in here as well?

- [Mr. Taster] And the key thing about ghormeh sabzi

is to have it a bit fat in it as well.


It comes with this grilled chicken and pork

and some green onions,

a fried egg,

some pickled carrot,

radish, and cucumber.

speaking Vietnamese


House : What they're willing to die for.

House : What they're willing to lie for.

House : You must have a neighbor who... Neighbors don't like him.

So the Humane Society will take him in and find him a home. No, they won't.

Yeah, but maybe my aunt...


light music

Alright Bryan has made us a fancy dinner.

- Heck yeah.

We're having a fried rice and P.F. Changs postickers.

- [Missy] Mm those look good.

Oh my gosh it's a heart!

I didn't see it that's so funny.

We are pretty obsessed with dumplings right now

at P.F. Changs and we found them at the store

and so we're very excited...

To eat them.

We like waited til the kids were basically asleep,

or at least calmed down at least before we make our dinner.

Cause we were very excited about it, so.

Thanks for makin' dinner.

Did you have a fun day today?

Last night he slept in his bed all night long huh?

And I was so proud of you. giggles

Are you gonna sleep in there all night too?

We had a really really fun day today

and we are gonna go ahead and end today's video.

Can you give this video a big thumbs up?

Oh! The Spidey one again.

Alright we'll see you guys tomorrow,


just losing what's inside until I'm just empty.

Lily : Baby, come here.


alright I'll make the bed let's go

alright I'll make the bed let's go

alright I'll make the bed let's go I got your tooth gotta put it under the

I got your tooth gotta put it under the

I got your tooth gotta put it under the pillow cuz the Tooth Fairy is coming

pillow cuz the Tooth Fairy is coming

pillow cuz the Tooth Fairy is coming tonight

tonight

tonight [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] all right you can put under your pillow


GRUNTING

Esposito : - It's too heavy. - GROANS

Ryan : It's an oven in here. You should get out, man.

Esposito : Not without you, partner.

- DISTANT CRASHING - GASPS

Ryan : Last thing I remember is the floor giving way.

Ryan : How far do you think we fell?

Esposito : At least two floors.

Ah.

- He must've rigged this place. - COUGHS

Esposito : Probably to destroy any evidence in case it was found.

Ryan : Yeah. Including us.

Esposito : - Not if I can help it. - COUGHING

Esposito : - You ready? - Yeah.

Esposito : All right. Here we go.

GRUNTING

Castle : They're smart. They're survivors.

Castle : If there's a safe place inside that building,

Castle : they may have found it. They may still be alive.

Beckett : Yeah, but for how long?

Beckett : The two folders in McCann's car.

Beckett : He knew that this building was next. How?


crowd chattering

Well, what I think is so cool about these tea houses

in Tibet is that they're places for everyone

from young kids to the elderly,

everyone is welcome here and then additionally what I like

is that they're places where you can come

just to chill and hang out and socialize.

You, I mean lots of people have tea,

but even if you don't have tea,

you can have food but you don't have to have food.

It's really, like, fully up to you.

It's just a social environment.

It's just a place where everybody's welcome

and that's what stands out.


Barney : I'm fine.

Barney : My nose is just overflowing with awesome

Barney : And I had to get some of it out.

Barney : Now, if you'll excuse me, the holidays are a time when people

Barney : Are lonely and desperate.

Barney : It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Ted : I should go apologize.

Ted : It's christmas eve.

Robin : Yeah. I mean, slamming doors and screaming curses?

Robin : If I wanted that, I would have gone home for the holidays.

Barney : I don't see any mistletoe, but...


Raj : You're wrong. No, I'm not.

Raj : Yes, you are. No, I'm not.

Howard : Settle this. Those little animated pictures

Howard : on the Internet, are they called "gifs" or "jifs"?


I don't want to do this now. I'm carrying a heavy couch.

Ross : Then tell him quickly.

Fine. We went out.

Ross : Not only did we go out...

Ross : ...we did it 298 times!

Rachel : You kept count? You are such a loser!

A loser you did it with 298 times!

Excuse me, ma'am. You can't put your cigarette out on a tree.

The Smoking Woman : Yeah, I can. It worked well.

Phoebe : But you shouldn't. So don't ever do that again.

I won't. Till I have my next cigarette.


Yenkman : Criminal record with no firearms convictions

Yenkman : does sort of give it the ring of truth.

Yenkman : If past is prologue, how we doing on reconsideration?

Yenkman : Don't have to answer if you don't want. I know the answer.

Any time. Any time, Beckett.

Montgomery : You got to be kidding me. I already told the brass that we got the guy.

I can see how that'd be a little awkward.

Montgomery : The mayor even called to thank me.

Montgomery : He's in for the Knicks game, by the way.

Castle : - Sweet. - Look,

Beckett : I know everyone likes the violent drug dealer for this.

No, we love the violent drug dealer for this.

Beckett : Only, the violent drug dealer's story makes more sense than our witnesses'.

Castle : Plus, and I know I'm new here,

Castle : but aren't you supposed to arrest the right guy?

Okay. Go and talk to the girl again.

Montgomery : But my violent drug dealer stays where he is until I say so.

Montgomery : - See you at the game. - Got it.


Leonard : They find themselves, through no fault of their own, you know, kind of addicted.

Penny : Yeah, get to the point. I'm about to level up here.

Leonard : If a person doesn't have a sense of achievement in their real life...

...it's easy to lose themselves in a world where a false sense of accomplishment...

Penny : Yeah, jabber, jabber, jabber. Okay, boys, Queen Penelope's back online.

Leonard : Penny, you've got...

Leonard : ...Cheetos in your hair.


Come on, guys.

It's not gonna take Dolan's boys long to get through that door.

Leo : I'm sorry, Dolan? As in Mickey Dolan, the mobster?

Oh, God! We're gonna end up floating in the river with cement shoes on!

Yes, but, technically, if you have cement shoes,

you're not gonna be floating.

Castle : - What? - What?

Castle : - You're right. That's not helping. - Let's go.


speaking in foreign language

- Okay, awesome.

speaking in foreign language

Wow, that is legit.

speaking in foreign language

Oh yeah, cold.


fat on there that's better just a

fat on there that's better just a personal preference

personal preference

personal preference for me anything with fat is always

for me anything with fat is always

for me anything with fat is always better we want to make one of the best

better we want to make one of the best

better we want to make one of the best pork sandwiches in the world make it

pork sandwiches in the world make it

pork sandwiches in the world make it from this pork right here a little pork

from this pork right here a little pork

from this pork right here a little pork little toasted bun some sambar this

little toasted bun some sambar this

little toasted bun some sambar this thing will make it into the sandwich

thing will make it into the sandwich

thing will make it into the sandwich Hall of Fame but my favorite Dush Dush

Hall of Fame but my favorite Dush Dush

Hall of Fame but my favorite Dush Dush Dush crispy and juicy crispy chewy and

Dush crispy and juicy crispy chewy and

Dush crispy and juicy crispy chewy and juicy don't have to chew much this place

juicy don't have to chew much this place is really interesting um I didn't know

is really interesting um I didn't know

is really interesting um I didn't know about this place a couple of local

about this place a couple of local

about this place a couple of local friends of mine recommended it and it's

friends of mine recommended it and it's

friends of mine recommended it and it's definitely a trek getting here and

definitely a trek getting here and

definitely a trek getting here and honestly I don't know how it compares to

honestly I don't know how it compares to other body going places around Bali but

other body going places around Bali but

other body going places around Bali but so far just based on those three pieces

so far just based on those three pieces

so far just based on those three pieces this is a winner for me but I will be

this is a winner for me but I will be

this is a winner for me but I will be trying other babi guling places so if

trying other babi guling places so if

trying other babi guling places so if this port or this ain't over yet


Sheldon : Never mind.

Sheldon : You know, Penny went to this spa to be away from you.

Sheldon : Are you sure you should be going there?

Leonard : I don't want to wait two days for us to work this out.

Sheldon : Very well.

Sheldon : You got married spur of the moment.

Sheldon : I don't see why your divorce should be any different.

Leonard : I would pull this car over and kick you out,

Leonard : but... if Penny dumps me, you're all I got.

Penny : When was the last time you got a massage?

Amy : Sheldon walked on my back two weeks ago,

Amy : but that was just 'cause there was a spider on his pillow

Amy : and he was trying to get away.

Penny : Leonard stood on me once, too,

Penny : but he was just trying to see the Rose Parade.

Amy : I don't know the protocol,

Amy : are you gonna be naked for your massage?

Penny : Well. Yeah.

Amy : Hmm. Then this is probably too many clothes.

Leonard : Hey.

Penny : What are you doing here?


Foreman : What do you know?

House...

Cameron : didn't blow the last case.

Cameron : Cuddy cured the guy using House's idea.

Cameron : Cuddy and Wilson are trying to teach him some humility.

Scan is complete. Three hot spots, but nothing in his brain.

Cameron : House's original theory was right.

Cameron : It is not neurological.

Is he gonna be able to walk?

Chase : His leg should be functional after some rehab.

Mom : Functional? What does that mean? He's be able to walk but not run?

Mom : He'll have a limp?

Chase : If everything goes well, he'll walk, he'll run.

Chase : He'll probably be even stronger than he is now.

Chase : When we close him up, we'll move over to his other leg.

Chase : Snake a catheter up through the femoral artery and into his heart.

Chase : Once the affected areas are removed, his normal tissue will set back in

Chase : and do its job. He should have no more problems with his blood pressure.

Chase : After confirming those areas are clear, we'll start the final procedure.

I'm gonna insert a needle through the pupil

Chase : and get rid of the abnormal cells in the retina.


Penny : I said no. Put it down.

[KEYS JINGLING]

Penny : Hey, Sheldon.


Then you're in luck. Ben's not my son.

Look, I've just pressed a button triggering a silent alarm.

Trudie Styler : -Any minute now, the police will be here. -The Police? Here?


See that?

- [Anton] Ah yeah.

- [Mark] Alright.

Wow, those are definitely feathers.

There's no denying that in your mouth.

But they are kinda like slimy feathers

with a very strong poultry flavor.

A very strong like duck,

actually I taste more of a chicken flavor

than a duck flavor.

- [Anton] That's the best part.

- [Mark] That's a giant yolk, wow.

- [Anton] Ah that's so yummy.

- [Mark] Wow look at that,

Anton check that out man.

- [Anton] Ah yeah, very good.

- Oh that yolk is gigantic.


Burke : We put him on a tight leash.

Burke : Tell the nurses to keep an eye on him.

Burke : Make sure he doesn't take any more endurance hikes in the stairwell.

Yeah. But... Preston, what do we do?


Marshall : We haven't eaten all day.


this the menu the beginners I usually

this the menu the beginners I usually get a number 11 which has everything in

get a number 11 which has everything in

get a number 11 which has everything in there and then the other reason I love

there and then the other reason I love

there and then the other reason I love this place so much

this place so much

this place so much is this the bomb wood means

is this the bomb wood means

is this the bomb wood means and the back ridd and it's only three


Monica : Well, it wasn't that many guys.


wear to rob a bank in,

if I was robbing a bank as Buzz Lightyear,

that wouldn't be a good idea though.

All right, it's time to play pin

the face on Mr. Potato Head.


Tory : It's an interview Beckett gave to the local news

Tory : just after you disappeared.

Please. If you have any information,

or know anything about the disappearance of Richard Castle,

Beckett : I need your help.

Tory : And here's the recording.

Castle, can you hear me?

Beckett : Please, Castle, I need your help.

Tory : Given the background noise on some of these other words,

Tory : I'm guessing parts of this were recorded in public,

Tory : using a parabolic mic on the street,

Tory : maybe even at crime scenes.

Ryan : Then this was planned. They've been preparing this for months.

Tory : Looks that way.

Ryan : This was about Beckett.

Castle : No. That interview, that was meant as a...

It's a message to me. He wants me to suffer.

Why?

Gates : Why is Tyson fixated on you?

Gates : If he's directing this at you, he may try to communicate.


Barney : Hey. Hey.

Um, did you get my message?

I just, I crashed uptown. Yeah, yeah.

Listen, I have, uh, something to tell you.

Uh, I have something I need to tell you also.

Mine's pretty huge.

You go first.

Well... I took

Marshall yelling : The job.

Jeff : I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I was drunk,

And it was a haze of cigars and scotch and swayze,

And they offered me, like,

Like, like, like, a lot of money.

Oh, marshall.

How much money?


The good news is, I was halfway there and nothing could stop me.

Marshall : - This is crazy. - I can't believe it.

Ted : This is clearly a sign.

Ted : Let's just call it a tie.

Ted : Forget about the race. Head back to the bar.

Just like that, the race was back on.

Man : Idiot.

Meanwhile, one subway car over...


Penny : That is not true.

Amy : I'm still waiting on my mini corndogs

Amy : from two years ago.

Penny : I told you, they'll be right out.

Amy : Okay, so no Bernadette.

Penny : Well, you saw her the other night. Am I wrong?

Amy : No, I just...

Amy : I feel kind of uncomfortable talking about her like this.

Amy : Usually when someone's being talked about behind their back,

Amy : it's me and it's right in front of my face.

I-I'm sorry. I just need a little break from her.

Amy : I understand.

Amy : You know, there is some research that indicates

Amy : that sharing negative attitudes about a third party

Amy : can be a powerful bonding force between two friends.

Penny : So, what are you saying?

Amy : I'm saying, in the spirit of science,

Sheldon : what is that little skank's problem?

Raj : So, I've been trying to come up

Raj : with a cute couple's nickname for me and Emily.

Raj : What do you like better--


Really, really sad.

Tragedy has struck.

Of course you wanna see it,

that's what the internet's for.

People like watching that kinda stuff.

This might be a little bit different through.

Check out what happened, last night.


Phoebe : And if the kids got her intelligence...

Phoebe : ...and Joey's raw sexual magnetism...

...those nerds would get laid!

Rachel : All right. So, Ross, you're okay with all this? l mean....

lt's no big deal. l just met her. l'm fine with it.


Barney : So, I was talking to this girl.

Barney : At this point, about 83%.

Barney : Soon, these audio guides will be all that I have left.

Woman : I'm so sorry.

Barney : My god, you are beautiful.

Oh. Hey.

Barney : How about I get you a headset

Barney : So you can see with your ears like I do?

Marshall : Uh...

Aah!

Barney : I'm s...

Aah! I...

Barney : I couldn't have been gone more than 20 seconds,

Barney : But when I came back...

Hmm. You know, I also love the smell of great art.

Barney : Why does this keep happening?

Lily : Maybe you're not as good a liar as you think you are.

Barney : Hmm.

Barney : Oh, really?

Barney : Then why am I not in prison for perjury?

Barney : But I don't want to talk about work.

Barney : Something

Barney : Weird is going on here.

Narrator : But the next night got even weirder.

Barney : Alan alda.

Barney : It was alan alda.

Lily : You never gonna believe what just happened.


Meredith : She didn't do this for herself.

[Clearing throat]

Mrs. Rice : I think that this situation...

Tina... Shut up.


He's coming out of it. Strong pulse.

Cuddy : You idiot! Your heart stopped!

Amber.

What? Amber.

House : It was Amber.

House : She was on the bus.

Wilson : You almost kill yourself, and all we're getting is drug-induced fantasies.

House : Have you spoken to her?


But I just gotta taste this immediately.

I thought I had lost my spoon,

but then I remembered I put it in my pocket.

You've always gotta carry a spoon with you

in your pocket.

I'm going in!

Bangkok famous.

Oh look at that, that is just beautiful.

The individual little pieces in this mixture

are just fantastic.

I think I have a little bit of everything in this bite

and I got one of those dried fried chilies and a peanut,

some crispies, some of the rice, and a lot of pig skin.

I have to admit, that pig skin usually does not sound

all that appealing to me.

But this is unbelievable.

You cannot really tell it's pig skin.

It's so soft and so tender

and it has just like a very slightly,

slightly gelatinous texture to it,

but actually, the way she's cooked it,

it's so soft and tender.


Wow, it's amazing.

With the best, the best drumstick ever.

people speaking in foreign language


Chase : Foreman, you can't see.

Right.

Chase : House wants to start you on some meds. They're in the air lock.

Foreman : - For what? - Leading candidate is toxic mold.

Foreman : - Is Cameron sick? - I'm fine, thanks for asking.

You're casting your net a little wider than toxic mold, aren't you?


My favorite part's coming up!


Smiling.

I'm not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore.

Joey : Rachel, there you are. Let's serve that dessert already!

Joey, you have to stop rushing me. You don't get any dessert.

Really?

No, just kidding. I would never do that to you.

Okay, everybody, it's trifle time.

So, Rach, this is a traditional English trifle, isn't it?

Rachel : -It sure is. -Wow.

So did you make it with beef or eggplant?

-Beef. -I can't have any. I don't eat meat.

Rachel : Monica, I want you to have the first taste.


I believe that's the name

and then they fry it into fritters.


- [Trevor] that frog is incredible.

Frog is one of the most tender meats you'll ever get,

and look at that. All that oil is actually dripping down

into the bowl here.

Everything is overflowing.

Next up guys, lets try that beef.

Just dip it into that, that looks fantastic.


Park : If you were me, what would you do?


Why? Because otherwise you'd go for it?

Ross : Yeah, maybe.

Rachel : You lie.

You don't think I'd go up to her?

It took you 10 years to finally admit you liked me.

Ross : Yeah? Well, missy, you better be glad that list is laminated.

Rachel : You know what, honey? You go ahead. We'll call her an alternate.

- Okay. Hold my cruller. - Okay.

Monica : Are you really gonna let him do this?

He's about to go hit on Isabella Rossellini.

I'm just sorry we don't got popcorn.

I'm Ross.

You don't know me, but I'm a big, big fan of yours.


all the way across the room.

Guard : July 23, 1981,

Guard : incident report.

Guard : At approximately 1000 hours,

Ted : No. ...vandal dislodged

Guard : rib from triceratops skeleton... No...

Guard : ...and flung said rib at giant whale.

Ted : No.

Guard : Causing said giant whale to fall in a downward trajectory.

Ted : No. And the vandal's name...

Ted : No.


Ross : That said it was...

Ross : ...my sandwich!

Dr. Leedbetter : Now, calm down.

Dr. Leedbetter : Look in my office. Some may be in the trash.


Come here. Oh, you don't have to worry.

Besides, you know what? I'll have a lot of new things with you.

Monica : The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid.


dumplings I'm going to just pick this up and I now have a friend who is cowing

and I now have a friend who is cowing

and I now have a friend who is cowing down I think he has the beef Momo's as

down I think he has the beef Momo's as

down I think he has the beef Momo's as well also we are eating beef from almost

well also we are eating beef from almost together


This is too much food though.

We're gonna have to invite some friends to eat this with us.

Oh and there's the tandoor lamb,

and we're gonna dip that tandoori lamb

into that pomegranate sauce.


be here kind of early right as they open I'm not I'm not even sure if they're

I'm not I'm not even sure if they're

I'm not I'm not even sure if they're open here but I wanted to make sure that

open here but I wanted to make sure that we get a table here for lunch because

we get a table here for lunch because

we get a table here for lunch because this is one Swiss food you don't want to

this is one Swiss food you don't want to miss when you come to Switzerland this

miss when you come to Switzerland this

miss when you come to Switzerland this is famous for fun do and I want to say a

is famous for fun do and I want to say a big thank you to Marcel for recommending

big thank you to Marcel for recommending this place yeah the traditional fondue

this place yeah the traditional fondue

this place yeah the traditional fondue one one and also I think one of the


Howard : Threw my arm out.

Bernadette : All right, the pitcher's mound in Major League Baseball

is 60 feet, six inches away from home plate.

Howard : Great. You take this

Howard : and say when to stop.

Howard : How much further?

Bernadette : Keep going.

Howard : How about now?

Bernadette : I'll let you know.

Are you saying "stop" and we're just too far away to hear you?

Bernadette : Okay, stop.

Howard : Are you kidding me?!

That's 60 feet.

Howard : There's no way this is 60 feet.


Marshall : Then quit. No one's stopping you.

Randy : I can't. I need my severance check.


bill my friends that's a great place to

bill my friends that's a great place to be I know I know but I had to sorry I'm

be I know I know but I had to sorry I'm

be I know I know but I had to sorry I'm not sorry I think it's about that time

not sorry I think it's about that time

not sorry I think it's about that time I've aged so much I feel like my hair is

I've aged so much I feel like my hair is on fire right now do you guys see the

on fire right now do you guys see the

on fire right now do you guys see the glaze over my eyes I am so done but so

glaze over my eyes I am so done but so

glaze over my eyes I am so done but so so happy let's talk about this hot pot

so happy let's talk about this hot pot

so happy let's talk about this hot pot in terms of broth knocked it out of the

in terms of broth knocked it out of the

in terms of broth knocked it out of the park now that mean broth selections

park now that mean broth selections

park now that mean broth selections about what they had that was quality

about what they had that was quality

about what they had that was quality yeah yeah I'm sorry I told you I'm

yeah yeah I'm sorry I told you I'm

yeah yeah I'm sorry I told you I'm forward anyway loved the broth 4.5 beats

forward anyway loved the broth 4.5 beats quality I would have liked it if they

quality I would have liked it if they

quality I would have liked it if they slice the meat just a bit thinner

slice the meat just a bit thinner

slice the meat just a bit thinner otherwise everything was pretty fresh

otherwise everything was pretty fresh

otherwise everything was pretty fresh 3.5 sauce part there was no sauce box

3.5 sauce part there was no sauce box

3.5 sauce part there was no sauce box but at this place it's really quality

but at this place it's really quality

but at this place it's really quality over quantity and the three dipping

over quantity and the three dipping

over quantity and the three dipping sauce they have here I mean you might

sauce they have here I mean you might

sauce they have here I mean you might have some trouble if you don't like

have some trouble if you don't like

have some trouble if you don't like spice but for me a dipping sauce was

spice but for me a dipping sauce was

spice but for me a dipping sauce was fantastic solid four point five service


Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Bailey, Bailey, Bailey, stop swinging!

You almost destroyed Buzz, the wrong Buzz.


Howard : Your call.


Howard : That's the estrogen hat trick.

Leonard : What it is is a cacophonous assault of eucalyptus, bayberry, cinnamon and vanilla.

Leonard : It's as if my head were trapped in the pajamas of a sultan.

Raj : Sheldon, if you don't like this stuff, let's just go next door and build her a bear.

Sheldon : I told you before, bears are terrifying.

Howard : Come on, bath stuff. It's perfect.

Howard : You got a scented candle, a cleansing buff.

Spearmint-and-green-tea-scented bath oil promotes relaxation.

Sheldon : That presupposes Penny is tense.

Raj : She knows you. She's tense. We all are. Buy a basket.

- Excuse me, we're ready. - No, we're not.

Sheldon : Let's say for a moment that I accept the bath-item-gift hypothesis.

Sheldon : I now lay the following conundrum at your feet. Which size?

Howard : This one. Let's go.

- You put no thought into that. - I'm sorry. Ah...

Howard : This one. Let's go.

Sheldon : I have insufficient data to proceed.

Sheldon : - Excuse me, miss? - Yes?


That's delicious. The skin is just paper thin crispy like not oily at all

Well this is one of the best things I have so far. This is something

I don't usually like a turnip cake and I know weird with a lot of people like this. I just don't like it

And this has just changed my entire impression of turnip cakes your seafood flavoring from that turnip egg

That's making me really happy right now as if I could be any happier already something. You don't see a lot for breakfast

Mapo Tofu, but hey, I'm an equal opportunity food lover valued a state where people professionals. I don't care

It's actually quite difficult to make mapo tofu the right way for not an authentic sitar restaurant where you're in China

But this mapa tofu is not the best ever happen. It's certainly not that and I love stir fried egg noodles

I love it. Are you to the breakfast lunch dinner snacks after the midnight snacks


stays look it's clay clay dirt hey

stays look it's clay clay dirt hey you've gotten pretty far

you've gotten pretty far

you've gotten pretty far Prager huh smash it down let's just fill

Prager huh smash it down let's just fill one pocket pop that look at our little

one pocket pop that look at our little

one pocket pop that look at our little muddy but this here knows how or like if

muddy but this here knows how or like if you interested you're the one bringing

you interested you're the one bringing

you interested you're the one bringing real dirt in here mister this one onto

real dirt in here mister this one onto

real dirt in here mister this one onto my glass okay buddy money flash this is

my glass okay buddy money flash this is

my glass okay buddy money flash this is turned into a serious arts and crafts

turned into a serious arts and crafts

turned into a serious arts and crafts dude this is taking a really long time

dude this is taking a really long time

dude this is taking a really long time to get all the clay in I used to play

to get all the clay in I used to play

to get all the clay in I used to play from the backyard I called some stores

from the backyard I called some stores

from the backyard I called some stores they have like topsoil which is like

they have like topsoil which is like

they have like topsoil which is like what you grow plants with this is more

what you grow plants with this is more

what you grow plants with this is more moldable and changeable and you can just

moldable and changeable and you can just change it at any time so we're just kind

change it at any time so we're just kind of flattening out the hills and the


Cameron : I was in love with you.

Cameron : I was an idiot.

Cameron : Tried to be like you, tried to understand you,

Cameron : because I thought I could heal you.

Cameron : You almost killed that patient.

House : If almost not saving his life means...

Cameron : You knew the diagnosis a long time ago.

Cameron : You risked another patient's life to bait your old team.

House : Another one?


This restaurant is called gogili buckwheat noodles

This place is about a 30 minute drive from Seoul, it's 11 : 30, they basically just opened

And we have to wait in line. It's completely packed

This restaurant really just specializes in buckwheat noodles. In their menu, there's only a couple of options

You can either have the spicy buckwheat noodle or the perilla oil buckwheat noodles. That's it.

There's only two types of noodles here. And then they also serve some pork meat that I of course had to get, This is the mixed

buckwheat noodle

actually

this is the only

noodle that you'll see on the menu. On top is a slice of Korean pear sitting sitting on this little mound of

Chilies and then right underneath, some strips of eggs

Some cucumbers and all that

is just sitting on top of a delicious glorious looking at the tower of noodles. And this you just got to mix it around


Leonard : Oh, congratulations.

Leonard : Have you broken it to the troll yet?

Howard : Did Penny tell you about that?

Leonard : No. Steve Patterson told me.

Howard : The greasy old fat guy in Facilities Management?

Leonard : Yeah. How'd he know about it?


in love with this curry it's it's

in love with this curry it's it's everything you want in a curry it's so

everything you want in a curry it's so

everything you want in a curry it's so fragrant it's so flavorful it's it's

fragrant it's so flavorful it's it's

fragrant it's so flavorful it's it's stunning and then something you've just

stunning and then something you've just

stunning and then something you've just gotta love about this curry as well as

gotta love about this curry as well as

gotta love about this curry as well as just how they have the floating

just how they have the floating

just how they have the floating vegetables in there the tomatoes the

vegetables in there the tomatoes the

vegetables in there the tomatoes the eggplant the okra


gasps Good idea.

Sheldon : And since you've had such a rough day,

Sheldon : I'm gonna let you throw the pie in Leonard's face.

Raj : Thank you for forgiving me.

Amy : It's okay.

Emily : At some point, we were bound to have our first fight.

Raj : Well, it almost happened when you called

my apple pie crust "doughy."

Raj : The truth is you were right.

Raj : And I was just angry at myself.

Emily : Can I ask you one thing?

Raj : Of course. What?

Emily : Did you look in my closet?

Raj : No. Just the drawer.

Emily : You promise you didn't look in the closet?

Raj : I promise.

Raj : Why, what's in there?

Emily : Don't worry about it.


but even though some of the juice or

but even though some of the juice or

but even though some of the juice or some of that broth already came out onto

some of that broth already came out onto the plate I did get a mouthful of broth


Beverley : If you want to have intercourse with that girl, find out what cologne her father wore.

Leonard : Good to see you, mother.

Leonard : Here's your tea, mother.

- Oolong? - Yes.

- Loose, not bagged? - Yes.

- Steeped three minutes? Two-percent milk? - Yes. Yes.

- Warmed separately? - Yes.

- One teaspoon sugar? Raw sugar? - Yes. Yes.

Beverley : It's cold.

Leonard : I'll start again.

Sheldon : I have the same problem with him.

Sheldon : My theory is that his lack of focus stems from an over-developed sex drive.

Oh, I don't know where he got that.

Aside from a pro-forma consummation of our marriage...

Beverley : ...his father and I only had intercourse for the purposes of reproduction.


Castle : Ah. See? Progress.

Esposito : Ooh. Yo, climbing gear. He's an outdoorsman.

A super creepy outdoorsman.

Ew.

Hey, this is high-end stuff, Castle. Can I have this?

No.

Esposito : Why not? You're not a climber.

Castle : I spent a lot of money on this stuff. You want something, make me an offer.

Gates : What the hell is going on here?

Gates : Whose junk is this, and what in the hell is it doing in my precinct?

Esposito : It's Castle's, sir.

Gates : Mr. Castle.

Beckett : Uh, sir, actually it's a part of an ongoing investigation.

Gates : I don't care. I want it gone, all of it!

Esposito : Is that...

Gates : Oh, it is!

Gates : Do you know what you have? How rare that piece is?

Beckett : Sir? Are you a collector?

Gates : Ever since I was a kid.

Gates : I have searched for years.

Castle : Well, search no more.

Castle : - No. - Yes. It's yours.

Really? Well, I don't know what...

Castle : Say you'll accept.

Oh...


Smoky charred Flavor

Beautiful piece of chicken frittata I feel like it's been sitting under that buffet lamp up death little too long

so it looks a little dry I

Still good

Sometimes I don't like sausage for the sausage ship. You can taste the pork , you can taste a chicken

It's not overly greasy it actually tastes, dare I say healthy

We've got look at this tomato those things can have a little mini explosion in my mouth. I know it

Mmm that all just turned to look like I feel like a second welcome to the most beautiful egg

Ever feel like I'm one of those European aristocrats eating my egg like this now. I'm a little cake holder

It's very very soft, but I'll salt and pepper


Oh, wait, did you send those contracts to Milan?


Chandler : -We forget it happened. -What?

Chandler : We swallow our feelings, even if we're unhappy forever. Sound good?

Kathy : Can you really do that?

I have to. He's my best friend.

And you're seeing him.

Kathy : Chandler, I like Joey a lot.

Kathy : -But with you -No, don't! Don't, see?

You're getting me confused. I'm starting to yearn.

I'm sorry.

If you want to pretend that nothing happened, I can try.

Chandler : I think we have to.

Chandler : Are you still out there?


So I just know he'll love that.

He's really into math and numbers.

So yeah, got brand new

because I thought it'd be more exciting.

And brand new markers because again,

I thought it'd be more exciting.

Then I've got a couple of books.

Fraser's Minecraft Annual.

And then I got Caleb just a little Spider Man book.

I like this one because it was nice and thin

to take with us.

And then I got the boys some Legos, as well.

Caleb's only three, so he just has a Ziploc bag

full of Lego and something to play with it on.

Then I've got Fraser a Playmobil pack,

I think it's called.


Oh!

Hi!

Kim : Your baby's so adorable!

Aida : So is yours.

Alexis : Excuse me.

Team 2, subject is coming your way.

Howay man, giz a deek to wor map.

Deer knaa whar's tha boozah? I'm clammin for to get sum canny bait.

Sorry, can't help you.

Is it nearby?

The service elevator down the hall.

Caldwell : Oh, thank you.

Agent Napier : Hey, did the judge go up in the elevator?

Agent Napier : Damn it.


Hellfire spice and this is a bunch of

Hellfire spice and this is a bunch of tripe and dry tofu I never do this in

tripe and dry tofu I never do this in

tripe and dry tofu I never do this in hopup but that was so spicy I need some

hopup but that was so spicy I need some

hopup but that was so spicy I need some ice cream

ice cream

ice cream like right now rum raisin ice cream all

like right now rum raisin ice cream all

like right now rum raisin ice cream all right I'm ready let's go back in eating

right I'm ready let's go back in eating

right I'm ready let's go back in eating from the ultra spice was delicious

from the ultra spice was delicious

from the ultra spice was delicious but you are punishing yourself don't

but you are punishing yourself don't

but you are punishing yourself don't sing it's so spicy one of my friends

sing it's so spicy one of my friends

sing it's so spicy one of my friends actually took a bite and cried I'm kind

actually took a bite and cried I'm kind

actually took a bite and cried I'm kind of eating hotpot and I just remember the

of eating hotpot and I just remember the same time I've never done that before

same time I've never done that before

same time I've never done that before that was literally the spiciest hot pot

that was literally the spiciest hot pot

that was literally the spiciest hot pot I've had in a year and see this could


Agent Mark Fallon : The bomb was not in the truck.

Agent Mark Fallon : No, sir. That's negative. The bomb was not in the truck.

Agent Mark Fallon : We have rad crews on the ground now.

Agent Mark Fallon : Yes, sir. I'll keep you apprised.

Montgomery : Keep the perimeter at a three-block radius,

Montgomery : and keep the press the hell out of here.

Montgomery : We don't need a panic on our hands, all right?

Sir, radiation teams have finished sweeping the immediate area.

Uniform : Negative across the board.

Uniform : If they moved the device, it's not nearby.

Montgomery : It makes no sense. Why would they move it?

Agent Mark Fallon : It's a rodeo clown.

Agent Mark Fallon : Rodeo clown?

Agent Mark Fallon : The truck, it's a diversion.

Jamal must've sensed we were closing in.

Agent Mark Fallon : He gave us something to chase, throw us off the target. He's playing us.

Montgomery : So we're back to square one.

We gotta find Jamal.

Agent Mark Fallon : Move in on his employees. Shake the trees.

Somebody's gotta know something.


George : and not drifting along the bottom of the ocean.


Wendy : Know him? I hate that guy.

Barney : Me, too.

And the rest, as they say...

Ted : is history.

Wendy : And three kids later, we decided to come here on our second honeymoon.

Ted : That's a pretty good omelet.

Wendy : What about you? You still with Zoey?


You should have seen him. "Read them and weep!"

Chandler : And then he did.

Rachel : Now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?

Phoebe : Yeah, what is that? Like some kind of sexist guy thing?

Phoebe : -It's poker, so only guys can play? -No. Women can play.

Then, what is it? Some kind of, like, some kind of, you know

All right, what is it?

There are just no women in our game.

We just don't know any women who know how to play poker.


Sheldon : You sound surprised.

Sheldon : Mmm.

[SPEAKING IN MANDARIN]


Sheldon : Hello, new dice smell.

Leonard : I've got my Helm of Lordly Might, my Boots of Speed...

Leonard : ...and if things get too exciting, my Inhaler of Asthma.

I've got my new, bloodthirsty, Savage Warrior...

Raj : ...who will lay waste to all who stand before him.

Raj : And I had a sensible salad for lunch so I can eat all the pizza I want.


Ollie : There's Richard.

Gretchen : Hey. Ollie says you should come in. She says you need a meeting.

Richard : Not now. Not here.

Yeah. She said to say not to protect your anonymity over your sobriety.


Monica : Because Chandler still has feelings for you.

Joey : He does?

Chandler : Say again?

That's right. That's right.

And that is why you can't stay here tonight.

And probably why you shouldn't come to the wedding.

Chandler : Feelings. Such strong feelings.

Monica : I mean, I realize that his feelings may never completely go away...

Monica : ...but you can.


and so good and so salty.

Not over salty, but perfect.

The next dish we got is Pad Mee Ka Han,

and it comes in its own little baking pot here,

and there's Pad Mee, which are egg noodles on the top,

and then on the bottom are braised goose feet

plus some garlic.

This is one of their signature dishes here.

I wanna see what's underneath all this.

So first, maybe take some of the noodles?

And I'm just assuming that these noodles

have just been saturated with goose juices.

Oh, and there's mushrooms down here, there's ginger.


Taub : We don't have a doorman.

Taub : And I just do, okay? Drop it.

Kutner : In college, my friends and I came up with an Inverse-Square Law.

Taub : Sounds like a real fun group.

Kutner : The girls who you think are the most inhibited, straight arrows?

Kutner : They're the ones you hook up with.

Taub : Are you saying my wife's a slut?


A very important part of bringing a new product to market

is doing good market research

so I have--

It's the- J : --Assembled

It's the 15th best day of your life!

We have assembled the crack team of professional book reviewers

It's the 15th best day of your life!

[laughs]

No, no let's do screaming


Dr. Victor : With a radical prostatectomy, we could probably get it all.

Dr. Victor : - Good prognosis. - Spare some nerves?

Give him a chance at a normal sex life?

Dr. Victor : Young puppies like to take chances with cancer.

Dr. Victor : Old dogs like me, we do what works.

Bailey : Yes, sir, of course.

Dr. Victor : - We on the schedule tomorrow? - 10 : 00am.

Dr. Victor : Good. Maybe I can squeeze in a round.


Beckett : Increasing his chances of getting caught.

Castle : So he drags the body over there, just to try to throw us off.

Ryan : I don't know, Castle. A smart drug dealer?

Well, everything evolves. Why not criminals?

Beckett : 911 caller? Yeah, Mrs. Falcigno.

Esposito : Was walking her dog when she heard the shot last night.

Esposito : A few seconds later, said she saw a white dude run past her.

I got her looking through mug books of dealers arrested in that area.

Mrs Falsigno : Hey, Detective, get over here!


This fish is just insanely good.

I'm still not sure what type of fish it is.

Could it be a flounder, possibly?

Add a bit more and...

That was a

memorable seafood meal.

Every dish was so good,

and I have now come to my final trophy possession

of the meal.

The last crab claw,

and this is gonna be-

Yeah, everything is gone.

It is a sad but joyful moment.

Also, this meal,

it was just the absolute, perfect amount for Ying and I.