You can see they're luxury.

They're plating them right here,

and you can get them either to eat in the restaurant,

or to go, we got ours here,

they look gooey, stuffed with beef and onion.

And there they are.

The samsa, delicious looking samsa.

And they're scraping the black part off the bottom ones

that are a little bit too charcoaly,

with this cheese grater here,

but ours just look perfect.

The top, ultra-premium quality samsa here.

Mm, mm, oh wow.


Oh wow, wow.

Extraordinary meat. meat sizzles

Cooked perfectly, and cooked perfectly.

background chattering


Don't move!

Esposito : So this is Stockholm.

Bauer : All right, yes, I knew him,

Bauer : but I know nothing about his death.


persons speak in foreign language

- [Man] Is this sugar okay

if you guys want to add sugar?

dishes clattering

- Hey, man, they just taught me a new word.

It's called foreign language .

foreign language , the food is on the table.

Like foreign language , awesome, beyond awesome.

The food is on the table.

This spread of food is unbelievable.

The crabs are boiled, two types of fish.

The fish is fried, the fish is in a stew,

and then there's grilled fish to specifically eat

with the acai.

And then there's, oh, man, the Manicoba,

the cassava leaves.

This is just a gorgeous,

unbelievably beautiful setting, environment.

We're out here by the river,

over the river.

This is perfect.

What is this one? - Cupuacu.


child exclaims

people exclaiming

- Did we get one kilo?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, we ordered one kilo lamb,

and one kilo fries next to it, yeah meat fried

on it's own fat and they use this fat for a long time.

- Okay.

- They keep it, they don't really,

- So the flavor-- - Yeah, flavors keep on--


fresh with that sprinkle of cheese at

fresh with that sprinkle of cheese at the end and pepper mmm all the muscles

the end and pepper mmm all the muscles

the end and pepper mmm all the muscles in there though all the different herbs

in there though all the different herbs

in there though all the different herbs that's delicious and that is just like

that's delicious and that is just like

that's delicious and that is just like purely home-cooked on a bicycle genuine

and is this your knife sharpener right

and is this your knife sharpener right

and is this your knife sharpener right here yep take it up thank you for


[Music]

[Music] wow this is great there's so thin and

wow this is great there's so thin and

wow this is great there's so thin and the inside of the oats are a little

the inside of the oats are a little

the inside of the oats are a little chewy so you got a little shoe factor to

chewy so you got a little shoe factor to it this is fantastic

we're gonna need another bag of that

we're gonna need another bag of that

we're gonna need another bag of that later is so good oh wow it was just corn

later is so good oh wow it was just corn and butter barn my dad saw more butter

and butter barn my dad saw more butter

and butter barn my dad saw more butter and salt is that good yeah yeah alright

and salt is that good yeah yeah alright

and salt is that good yeah yeah alright check it out I got a the Contra is come


Jim Wheeler : Listen, I realized that Fletcher was faking it when I discovered

Jim Wheeler : that the pictures in his promotional booklet were photoshopped.

So, you figured you'd make a few bucks rather than,

I don't know, protect your students?

No. I know this sounds crazy, but the kids were learning.

Fletcher loved those kids and they loved him.

Sure, he was faking the trip, technically,

but he went out of his way to provide a dynamic, fact-filled presentation.

I just figured, if he was making money on it, why shouldn't I?

Nobody was getting hurt.

Beckett : He was scamming little kids, and you were his accomplice.

Beckett : Any jury in the world would convict you of that.

Jury?

Jim Wheeler : I didn't kill him, I was standing right here when he was murdered.

Beckett : Doesn't mean I won't prosecute you for criminal fraud.

Now, you wanna stay out of jail, you better point us towards Fletcher's killer.


[Music]

[Music]

[Music] but that was a pizza meal for the

but that was a pizza meal for the

but that was a pizza meal for the ancient my my pizza bar is officially

ancient my my pizza bar is officially

ancient my my pizza bar is officially way up here right now the next place I'm

way up here right now the next place I'm going to it is is an institution

going to it is is an institution

going to it is is an institution [Music]

Oh My Goddess had the scare of my

Oh My Goddess had the scare of my

Oh My Goddess had the scare of my lifetime came here at 12 : 30 displaced

lifetime came here at 12 : 30 displaced

lifetime came here at 12 : 30 displaced opens at 12 : 00 and this is my like

opens at 12 : 00 and this is my like

opens at 12 : 00 and this is my like number one target at plays coming into

number one target at plays coming into

number one target at plays coming into Naples and then they told me it was sold

Naples and then they told me it was sold out like I couldn't get in and then I

out like I couldn't get in and then I

out like I couldn't get in and then I think I just stood out there with the

think I just stood out there with the

think I just stood out there with the saddest puppy-dog look in my eyes like

saddest puppy-dog look in my eyes like

saddest puppy-dog look in my eyes like just staring at the piece oven and

just staring at the piece oven and

just staring at the piece oven and they'd think and they let me in and they

they'd think and they let me in and they gave me the last table okay Oh tell me

gave me the last table okay Oh tell me

gave me the last table okay Oh tell me my lucky stars right now okay I was just

my lucky stars right now okay I was just gonna get the margarita but the waitress

gonna get the margarita but the waitress who is so nice she also recommended that


walking streets in the center there's

walking streets in the center there's restaurants there's bars there's lots of

restaurants there's bars there's lots of places to hang out and it's yeah it is a


Beckett : You know the problem with anonymity?

There is no accountability.

Beckett : It empowers cowards to become bullies. Just like this guy.

Castle : You know what?

Castle : Most bullies started out as victims themselves.

Maybe this guy's lashing out on the Internet

Castle : because it was used against him.

He was a victim of cybercrime.

Castle : And Bill Garrett was a Cyber cop.

Castle : It can't be a coincidence that the killer targeted him.

Castle : We've been looking at people Garrett put away...

Beckett : When we should have been looking at victims of his cyber cases.

Beckett : Okay, I'll get a hold of Garrett.

Beckett : I'll have him look into his old case files.

Our killer's gotta be in there somewhere.

Castle : Still, how did he get into Garrett's shop

Castle : to plant the evidence? Or Cam's car?

Ryan : I'll tell you how. With a key. A key that he made.

Castle : A 3D printer?


Rachel : How do I put this?

Rachel : Erotically charged.


Cuddy : Maybe you can't because you're still a child.

House : I can do better.

Cuddy : Might be too late.

House?

House : I should have been here.

Cuddy : I'm sorry.


after cirrus the great came Darius the

after cirrus the great came Darius the first who was also known as Darius the

first who was also known as Darius the

first who was also known as Darius the great and much of the city of Tartu

great and much of the city of Tartu

great and much of the city of Tartu Jamshed Persepolis are credited to

Jamshed Persepolis are credited to

Jamshed Persepolis are credited to Darius the great back to 528 BC and so a

Darius the great back to 528 BC and so a lot of what we're gonna see dates back

lot of what we're gonna see dates back

lot of what we're gonna see dates back to that period

[Music]


Izzie : I guarantee that hearing him promise to love you

Izzie : and honor you and cherish you

Izzie : no matter what, it would be pretty much all you could think about.

Cristina : Wait. Can you say that again, just slowly?

Meredith : You're talking about Denny. Right?

Cristina : Yeah.

Alex : - Hi. - Hi.

Woman : Can I buy you a drink?

Well, you're forward.

Woman : Bad day. I get to be forward today.

Derek : Yeah. I had a bad day too.

So what do you say? One drink?

Derek : Um, I'm with some friends. It's a bachelor party, so I'm gonna...

Derek : I'm gonna say no.

Woman : That's too bad.


So she takes some of this but it's muttered also and garlic in London very spice one and then some bacon


there's kind of like two main sides of

there's kind of like two main sides of what I like that they think of as

what I like that they think of as

what I like that they think of as Lebanese but I mean many more than that

Lebanese but I mean many more than that

Lebanese but I mean many more than that but you've got all the cold different

but you've got all the cold different

but you've got all the cold different dishes like the salads the Meza dish is

dishes like the salads the Meza dish is

dishes like the salads the Meza dish is that the booth is the hummus and then

that the booth is the hummus and then

that the booth is the hummus and then also the other side is all the hot

also the other side is all the hot

also the other side is all the hot dishes there's a big tongue stew going

dishes there's a big tongue stew going

dishes there's a big tongue stew going there's some hot vegetables going so

there's some hot vegetables going so

there's some hot vegetables going so they go together these are the


Richard : Try to evacuate as much of the clot as you can.

With what? I don't have suction!

Use your finger. Gauze. Anything!

Izzie : - I see clotted blood. - No arterial?

Nurse Kate : - No. - Good.

Richard : Now how does the dura look? Is it bulging or does it look lax?

Izzie : It's pulsating regularly with the heart beat.

Izzie : That's another good, right?

Richard : That's great, Stevens.

Richard : If it's pulsating, that means blood and oxygen are entering the brain.

Richard : Now pack it with gauze so you can minimize the bleeding.

Carly : OK.

Izzie : Get the rescue rig in here.

Richard : Nicely done, Stevens.

Is that it? Is he going to be OK?

Izzie : We've relieved the pressure on his brain but he's got a lot of other injuries.

Izzie : Hey.

Friend : His eyes are open.

Hey, kid. Kid?

Derek : You OK?


Rachel : I'm still in love with you, Ross.

Ross : I'm not sure what to do with that right now.

Ross : What? Was that a joke? Because it's mean.

Rachel : I'm so dead serious!


trailer but um I'm gonna show you

trailer but um I'm gonna show you trailer guys for films that I've been


breaking apart easier than any one of

breaking apart easier than any one of Taylor Swift's relationships oh yeah I

Taylor Swift's relationships oh yeah I

Taylor Swift's relationships oh yeah I found it when I think of Memphis dry rub

found it when I think of Memphis dry rub BBQ this is exactly exactly what I had

BBQ this is exactly exactly what I had

BBQ this is exactly exactly what I had in mind this is it these are absolutely

in mind this is it these are absolutely

in mind this is it these are absolutely amazing and just look at that smoke ring

amazing and just look at that smoke ring that's not a typical smoke ring that's a

that's not a typical smoke ring that's a 10 karat Tiffany cut all the gals be

10 karat Tiffany cut all the gals be

10 karat Tiffany cut all the gals be jealous of you kind of ring in the best

jealous of you kind of ring in the best

jealous of you kind of ring in the best part

part

part this ring is edible oh you know

this ring is edible oh you know

this ring is edible oh you know definitely the best Road I had in

definitely the best Road I had in

definitely the best Road I had in Tennessee I mean this is the first of

Tennessee I mean this is the first of

Tennessee I mean this is the first of our view plays up into the Memphis but


Masters : An interactive life history.

Chase : It's an indiscriminate pile of rubbish.

Mmm.

Masters : For the most part, so are our lives.

Chase [checking Readings On His Beeping Monitor] : There's no carbon monoxide.

Chase [checking Readings On His Beeping Monitor] : A bit of a blow to Foreman's exposure hypothesis.

Chase [checking Readings On His Beeping Monitor] : And my plan to get out of here quickly.

Masters : Maybe we don't just figure out the "what," we figure out the "why."

Masters : Then, maybe...

Chase [throws Something To Masters] : From the size and the undigested seeds,

Chase [throws Something To Masters] : I'm guessing this came from a raccoon.

Masters : If you're thinking Q fever,

Masters : it fits.

Chase : So, why are you still looking?

Well, we only found one thing.

And it fits perfectly.

Masters : Yeah, but that doesn't mean it's...

Chase?


Monica : Oh, much better. You're invisible now.

Helena : - Where are you from? - Bakersfield.

- I'm sorry? - Bakersfield.

No, no, I heard. I'm just sorry.

It can't happen like this. I'll meet you back at the hotel.

Helena : Look, a standing ovation already. So early in the show.

Turn around, darling. Let me see your pretty face.

Monica : Can we have our drinks, please? Waiter?...tress?

Joey : - Hey, Pheebs. - Hey.


day and this is the Dungeness crab roll

day and this is the Dungeness crab roll I mean it's just overflowing with

I mean it's just overflowing with

I mean it's just overflowing with Dungeness crab you know the West Coast

Dungeness crab you know the West Coast

Dungeness crab you know the West Coast you got to go for Dungeness crab roll

you got to go for Dungeness crab roll

you got to go for Dungeness crab roll Wow

Wow

Wow yeah

no myth is better

I just put a big old smile on my face I

I just put a big old smile on my face I

I just put a big old smile on my face I love what they did with the offset it

love what they did with the offset it

love what they did with the offset it was wrong crispy buttery and the inside

was wrong crispy buttery and the inside

was wrong crispy buttery and the inside is just all sweet bullets this is good

is just all sweet bullets this is good

is just all sweet bullets this is good but I think is a little overshadowed by

but I think is a little overshadowed by

but I think is a little overshadowed by how amazingly delicious the chowder is

how amazingly delicious the chowder is

how amazingly delicious the chowder is but pair these up you're in good company

but pair these up you're in good company well you know what they say for good

well you know what they say for good

well you know what they say for good chowder's is there's a good piroshki

chowder's is there's a good piroshki

chowder's is there's a good piroshki Joey this is the famous oh it looks like

Joey this is the famous oh it looks like a fish it looks like a fish then I got


Cuddy : Need your advice.

Cuddy : What's the best diagnostics department within 60 miles of here?

Foreman : We are.

Yeah. "We" aren't here.

Cuddy : House is in Baltimore lying to Medicaid about his billings.

Foreman : So? I'm board certified.

Cuddy : You are not House.

Foreman : Why'd you put me in charge if you think I can't handle it?

Cuddy : Because it's temporary, and because I was ordered to.

Foreman : What are the symptoms?

Cuddy : Oh, come on.

You're gonna diagnose him without meeting him?

Cuddy : Prove that you're as brilliant as House?

Foreman : I need to know the symptoms to know which hospital to recommend.

Cuddy : Patient struck his head and is suffering from aphasia.

A neurological problem.

You know, I know a lot of good people in that field,

Foreman : seeing as I happen to be a neurologist.

Cuddy : - You're pouting. - Not at all.

Foreman : Taylor's pretty good.

Foreman : House was ready to hire him till he got my resume.

Cuddy : It's Fletcher Stone.

Cuddy : Wrote 12 books, exposed three administrations.

Cuddy : - Before he exposes us... - I get it.

Foreman : Famous patient needs famous doctor.

Foreman : - I'll call Taylor. - Thank you.


This is the jackfruit, oh yeah, terima kasih

oh yeah, wow, terima kasih

There's just so much to choose from

all these different spicy veg and meat

and fish dishes, covered in different chili sauces,

different coconut chili sauces,

oh yeah, look at this, we have some

curried coconut jackfruit, oh yeah, jackfruit

we have the usus? Usus with eggs?


meet Holden he is a rock star he's gonna kick this thing's butt and I gotta show

kick this thing's butt and I gotta show

kick this thing's butt and I gotta show you all the these basically fan letters

you all the these basically fan letters

you all the these basically fan letters okay this is just from yesterday not not


Sheldon : you can have your helium and we'll be on our way.

Man : Yeah, well, is there something wrong with it?

Leonard : No, nothing. We just changed our mind.

Sheldon : He has glasses and I'm a know-it-all;

Sheldon : we are not built for prison.

Man : Yeah, I hear you.

Man : Well, you're good guys, so I'll, uh...

Man : I'll take the helium off your hands.

Sheldon : Thank you.

Man : But you ain't getting your money back.

Sheldon : You're taking advantage of us?

Sheldon : We clarified nomenclature together.

Man : Look, I enjoy semantic digressions

Man : as much as the next guy, but, uh, this is business.

Leonard : You know what?

Leonard : It's fine. Keep the money.

Leonard : We just want to be done with this.

Man : No problem, but I am gonna have to charge you

Man : a small helium restocking fee.

Sheldon : I don't understand.

Leonard : He wants more money.

Sheldon : Well, it better not be more than a thousand dollars;

Sheldon : that's all I've got on me.

Man : That's exactly how much it is.

Sheldon : Finally,

Sheldon : something breaks our way.


Chase : But there are other symptoms of A.I.P.

House : - Such as? - Light sensitivity.

Yeah. One of the true tragedies of this condition...

is it makes you want to stick your cool new mountain bike in the garage...

and take up an indoor sport like, say, yoga.

Start the treatment. Hematin and glucose.

If you give him Hematin now and you're wrong, he dies today.

There's only one way to confirm A.I.P... Urine sample made during the attack.

Chase : And there's no way to predict when he'll have another attack.

House : Sure there is.

House : Acute Intermittent Porphyria has very specific triggers.

House : Barbiturates, alcohol, high levels of protein will set off an attack.

Stacy : Which trigger do you think set off Mark's? Not the faintest idea.

That's why I'm gonna give him the combo plate. All of it.

So if he has this, and you trigger an attack, the attack makes him worse, right?

House : Yeah. But then we'll know what it is and we can treat it.

But if I don't have this thing and you give me that shot, what happens?


of culture something foreign to you the

of culture something foreign to you the best way to do that is to experience it

best way to do that is to experience it

best way to do that is to experience it and judge it for yourself

and judge it for yourself

and judge it for yourself I'll say without any hesitation the

I'll say without any hesitation the

I'll say without any hesitation the people I've met in Pakistan have been

people I've met in Pakistan have been

people I've met in Pakistan have been some of the warmest most welcoming

some of the warmest most welcoming

some of the warmest most welcoming people I've ever met anywhere in the

people I've ever met anywhere in the

people I've ever met anywhere in the world and I know I say there's a lot

world and I know I say there's a lot

world and I know I say there's a lot about different cultures and places I've

about different cultures and places I've been to and it's all true by here

been to and it's all true by here

been to and it's all true by here especially the people here has been

especially the people here has been

especially the people here has been almost almost too warm I mean people

almost almost too warm I mean people

almost almost too warm I mean people coming up to us all the time from

coming up to us all the time from

coming up to us all the time from everywhere asking for selfies were just

everywhere asking for selfies were just

everywhere asking for selfies were just a simple handshake we're just to smile

a simple handshake we're just to smile

a simple handshake we're just to smile you know everywhere we walk into whoever

you know everywhere we walk into whoever you smile at nayana 10 there smiling

you smile at nayana 10 there smiling

you smile at nayana 10 there smiling right back at you three words I were

right back at you three words I were

right back at you three words I were used to describe the food delicious


Susan is Carol's....

Who's next?

Sorry, Susan is...?

-Carol's friend. -Life partner.

Ross : Like buddies.

Susan : -Like lovers. -You know how close women can get.

-We live together. -I was married to her.

Susan : -Carol, not me. -It's a bit complicated.

-But we're fine. -Absolutely!

Ross : So, twins! That's like two births.

Ouch!

Chandler : to you too, Helen.

Helen : -Nina Bookbinder is here to see you. -Okay, send her in.


Right. Okay. Oh, wait.

Marshall : Ted, ted, ted, ted. One more thing.

Marshall : How about the cookies? Are they delicious?

Ted : You know, honestly, they taste a little store-bought.

Ted : Oh! I got another call.

Marshall : Well, tell lily I love her.

Ted : Hello?

His mother : Ted evelyn mosby!

Ted : Oh. Uh, hey, mom.

His mother : I just got the most disturbing call from lily.

His mother : How could you use such a horrible word?

Ted : Oh, god, she called you?

His mother : Are you acting out because of the divorce?

His mother : Is-is this all about clint?

Ted : No, mom, why would it be about clint?


And I can't breathe.

This is what happiness feels like, right?

Crap. Lily's having a baby and I'm having a panic attack.

I hope she can't tell what I'm thinking right now.

I can.

And I'm freaking out, too!

There's an alien growing in my stomach that's gonna explode out of my vagina!

Do you think the others can tell?

- What am I doing with my life? - What am I doing with my life?

I should get a Christmas-themed movie snack for tomorrow night.

They're totally onto us. What do we do?

Just keep smiling, maybe wave.

No, don't wave! That makes no sense!

I'm committed. I'm riding this wave straight to hell.

Let's leave, then the waving will make sense.

So Marshall and Lily headed home.


Yeah. Just a little too much coffee this morning.

Cameron : Were we walking you to the bathroom?

House : I wish.

House : Wilson was just in there. These guys know what I'm talking about.

CAMERON : That's his third REM cycle and his breathing's completely normal.

Cameron : There's obviously nothing wrong with his sleep pattern.

CHASE : If it's not the uranium, it's got to be some other sort of toxin.

Cameron : Or nothing at all.

Cameron : You really think there's something wrong, or you just want Foreman to be wrong?

Both.

Cameron : Well, it's not his sleep pattern.

Cameron : If you really think it's a toxin, you can do a liver biopsy in the morning.

Chase : We can't leave.

Chase : If we don't monitor the whole test, House won't accept the results.

Chase : He'll just make us do it over.

Cameron : It doesn't take two doctors to monitor

what's clearly gonna be a normal polysomnogram.

Chase : Oh, so you want me to stay?


House : And if I win, no clinic hours for a week.

Cuddy : My guy will call your guy.

Wilson : She's very good at her job.

Chase : The treatments should start helping soon.

Chase : Let us know if it gets easier to focus on things, remember stuff.


they're just kind of laid-back go crazy

they're just kind of laid-back go crazy dude he's crazy he's made there's just

dude he's crazy he's made there's just

dude he's crazy he's made there's just no denying his dog is made for the snow

no denying his dog is made for the snow

no denying his dog is made for the snow he loves it he goes crazy in it yeah you

he loves it he goes crazy in it yeah you you you can't get it out Noah wants the

you you can't get it out Noah wants the

you you can't get it out Noah wants the this car has a golden key the key is

this car has a golden key the key is

this car has a golden key the key is gold and it's stuck in that you probably

gold and it's stuck in that you probably yank the wheel a wheels probably locked

we should camp in this car

we should camp in this car

we should camp in this car 24-hour campout when I was building the

24-hour campout when I was building the

24-hour campout when I was building the rafts if you guys missed the vlog we

rafts if you guys missed the vlog we

rafts if you guys missed the vlog we were ramping over this limo when I was

were ramping over this limo when I was

were ramping over this limo when I was building it the weight of the dirt just

building it the weight of the dirt just

building it the weight of the dirt just the dirt alone broke all the windows out

the dirt alone broke all the windows out boom yes we got the golden keys Charlie


Rachel : Love you.

Phoebe : Hello, Chandler. Lovely day, huh? You.

If it helps, Alexandra's only been massaging her for three years.

If! I said, if it helps.

Why won't you let me massage you?

I'd be self-conscious. You're my friend. I'd be naked.

Phoebe : We lived together for years. I've seen you naked.


Sheldon : She's still on probation, of course, but I like her.

Alicia : Cool T-shirt.

Penny : Oh, yeah, I don't usually dress like this. I'm going jogging.

- You don't jog. - I can start.

Sheldon : The more likely explanation for your attire is that you're out of clean clothes again.

- Thank you, Sheldon. - You're welcome, Penny.

Alicia : Please, you look cute. I'm dressed like a slob today too.

Oh, ha, ha.

LEONARD : I think you look fantastic.

- This one's a player, huh? - Oh, yeah, be careful.

- Thanks for the warning. - Okay.


Mm!

Mm!

Oh, it's been a very, very long time

since I've had sauerkraut.

I have had it before, and sometimes at my grandma's house,

but that is some amazing sauerkraut,

it is really nice and juicy,

and you can taste some herbs in there as well,

and then the sausage has a nice light herbal flavor as well.

The only thing that can make it better,

actually, hold on, I almost forgot.

We got a huge jar of mustard over here.

And I do love mustard.


Martha Rodgers : - Hang in there, kiddo. - Thank you, Martha.

Martha : Leftovers in the fridge. Upstairs if you need us.


man dude this is my last year being

man dude this is my last year being taller than you honey

taller than you honey

taller than you honey Merry Christmas beautiful

no we didn't get cold this year Cora I

no we didn't get cold this year Cora I

no we didn't get cold this year Cora I know you're really busy you want a

know you're really busy you want a

know you're really busy you want a cinnamon roll she is in peple and you

cinnamon roll she is in peple and you

cinnamon roll she is in peple and you want to play games just Santa drink his

want to play games just Santa drink his

want to play games just Santa drink his milk last night and ate his cookies

milk last night and ate his cookies

milk last night and ate his cookies cookies God little them crumbs I know I

cookies God little them crumbs I know I

cookies God little them crumbs I know I saw it

you left the carrot for each of his

you left the carrot for each of his

you left the carrot for each of his reindeer that's nice of you man do a

reindeer that's nice of you man do a

reindeer that's nice of you man do a Miami render there how do you know you

Miami render there how do you know you

Miami render there how do you know you left to care for each of them then

that's the best part of our annual

that's the best part of our annual

that's the best part of our annual cinnamon rolls for breakfast but these


No, of course not. You know, I... He's an idiot.

Ellie : Do you have any idea how hard it is to be a woman in Hollywood?

Ellie...

Beckett!

Castle : Oh, yeah. He looks like a Zach Robinson.

Castle : Where'd you find him?

Beckett : The boys caught up with him at a craps table at Mohegan Sun.

Castle : Already gambling away his hard-earned blackmail money.

Beckett : So, how was your date with your little starlet?

- How could you tell this time? - Like I said, Castle,

Beckett : trained detective.

Castle : Well, it went lovely.

Castle : - No thanks to you. - What did I have to do with it?

Castle : Pulled your Jedi mind trick on me. Made me doubt Ellie's honesty.

Castle : Foolishly, I told her what you said, made her cry.


Marshall : in a swift and merciless slaughter.

That is how Boy Scout Troop 15 became the 2010 Tri-County Champions.


MRS. HANSON : because I'm a working mother.

He's a working dad, but apparently, that's not the issue.

MRS. HANSON : I love my job. I love Mia more.

She's my baby. She's my...

MRS. HANSON : I love my daughter and I love my job.

MRS. HANSON : I'm not good at the mom stuff, but I'm good at my job.

Why have a kid if you're only gonna see it on weekends and holidays?

- You might as well just get a cat. - I talked to Burke, I think he's fine.

CHRISTINA : - You did what? - What's wrong with Burke?

Nothing's wrong with anybody.

GEORGE : He let her decannulate a heart.


Cameron : Thank you.

Cameron : I still think pneumonia and sarcoidosis.

Cameron : But, we should check for tuberculosis

Cameron : and definitely rule out congestive heart failure.

Cameron : Five stages of dying.

Exactly.

House : Personally, I think it's all just New Age crap,

House : but from your tear-filled, puppy dog eyes,

House : I think I've made my point.

House : Now go tell Cindy whatever-her-name-is that she's dying.

House : Tachycardia. Pulmonary edema. Likely suspects?

Cameron : The death row guy?


Howard : Preparing to fire laser at the moon.

SHELDON : Make it so.

Howard : There it is. There's the spike.

Two-point-five seconds for the light to return. That's the moon. We hit the moon.

Zack : That's your big experiment? All that for a line on the screen?

Yeah, but think about what this represents.

Leonard : The fact that we can do this is the only way of definitively proving...

Leonard : ...that there are man-made objects on the moon...

...put there by a species that only 60 years before...

Leonard : ...had just invented the airplane.


Monica : I love you! I can't remember why we fought.

Monica : Because I had lunch with Rich

Monica : Me neither!

-What now? -Another hard eight.

Chandler : Hard eight? Let's call it easy eight!

I'll tell you what. You roll another hard eight...

Chandler : ...and we get married here tonight.


Phoebe : Oh, well, lost again.

Phoebe : That's it. You and me. Outside!

I wouldn't want you to lose a chunk of that pretty blond hair!

Phoebe : Be cool.

Okay, your lurking days are over.

What?

Phoebe : Everyone you lurk, I'll lurk first.

Phoebe : You move on, I'll be one step ahead of you...

Phoebe : ...every single time.

Phoebe : And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day...

...till Monday...

Phoebe : ...because that's when I go home.

Phoebe : When do you leave?

The Lurker : Also Monday.

Phoebe : What time? Maybe we can share a cab.

Joey : Hit me.

Joey : Hit me.


Rachel : That was really embarrassing, what happened to you.

Your note?

Amazing!

Ross : Not only did no one touch my sandwich...

Ross : ...but people at work are actually afraid of me.

A guy called me "Mental."

"Mental Geller."

I've always wanted a cool nickname like that.

Monica : The best you got in high school was "Wet Pants Geller."

It was the water fountain, okay?!

Anyway...

Ross : ...people are writing reports for me...

Ross : ...pushing back deadlines to fit my schedule.

I tell you, you get tough with people...

...and you can get anything you want.

Ross : Hey, Tribbiani! Give me that coffee! Now!


Castle : Oh, no. Oh, God.

Castle : Oh, don't worry. It's not attached to anything.

It's like we knew you were coming.

Beckett : Attempted murder of a federal witness. What's that going for these days?


Howard : Anyway, sir, l need to talk to you about something.

Mr. Rostenkowski : Walnut?

Howard : No, thank you. I'm allergic.

Mr. Rostenkowski : Oh, sure. My partner used to have that. He's dead now.

- From nuts, heh? - No, his wife shot him.

Mr. Rostenkowski : But she was nuts. So in a way...

Howard : Nice story. Anyway...

Howard : ...the reason l wanted to talk to you is...

Howard : ...NASA has moved up my launch to the lnternational Space Station.

- Yeah, so? - So the date is going to conflict...

Howard : ...with me marrying your daughter. Now, I know what you're going to say.

l made a commitment to Bernadette and to your family...

...and l've got a lot of nerve coming here and demanding that we postpone this.

Howard : Well, message heard and understood. Mission cancelled. Thank you.

Mr. Rostenkowski : Where are you going?


look at that that's crazy it's because

look at that that's crazy it's because it's mostly fat no but it's good fat

it's mostly fat no but it's good fat

it's mostly fat no but it's good fat back fat white isn't oh baby no men are


Ross : What were you doing seeing her boobies?

It was an accident. I wasn't across the street with a telescope.

Can we change the subject, please?

These aren't her "boobies." These are her breasts.

Rachel : Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change.

I always liked "Bazoombas."

Gives them a Latin spin.

Can we drop this already, please?

Why are you embarrassed? They were very nice boobies.


Joey : - Thanks man.

Joey : Did you hear that, you guys? You're gonna get to stay here!

Joey : And, and it's good, you know, 'cause, 'cause now you have a reason to come visit.

Chandler : - I think there may be another reason.

So...

Chandler : awkward hug or...

Joey : ...lame cool guy handshake?


Olivia : and I thought maybe you could come over.

George : I need to tell you something.

Olivia : What's wrong? Are you breaking up with me?

George : What? No. Oh, no. Really, no.

George : It's just...

George : OK, you're the only person that I've been with in a long time.

George : I mean, not unusually long or anything, you know?

George : Just a normal amount of long time.

George : But it wouldn't matter to me if you've been with someone else.

George : Maybe you have?

George : I'm not accusing you of anything or, you know, judging you

George : or handing out scarlet letters or anything, you know?

George : You're a woman, you know?

George : A very attractive woman.

George : Of course you've been with other men.

George : Not that you've been with a lot of men, like you're a prostitute...

Olivia : - A prostitute? - No! Not a...

Not a prostitute. Wha?

George : No, the opposite of a prostitute, a lady.

George : You're very ladylike.

George : I mean, you're very bendy, but...

Olivia : - George, breathe. - OK.

George : It's just... OK, here's the thing.

George : I really like you, Olivia.

George : I like you a lot.

Olivia : Well, I like you too.


Penny : ...he can't go here because of my pointy-head guy.

Leonard : Like I said, complicated game.

- So did I win or not? - Did you have fun?

Leonard : Because if you had fun, then you are a winner.

Leonard : That's what chess is all about.

- Hello. - Hey.

Penny : Oh, hey. Sorry, Sheldon, I'll move.

Sheldon : Why? My spot, your spot. What difference does it make?

- Okay, what just happened? - l don't know.

Leonard : Between you playing chess like Bobby Fischer...

Leonard : ...and Sheldon being okay with you in his spot...

Leonard : ...I'm guessing someone went back in time...

Leonard : ...stepped on a bug, and changed the course of human events.


Joe : I'm fine.

Foreman : You're blind.

Joe : I bumped into something. That doesn't mean I can't see.

- I'm sure this is frightening, but... - What's Doctor Cameron wearing?


Monica : Well, if it annoys you so much, then why do you do it?

- You should take her to a museum. - Oh, please.

So I can hear Chandler say over and over again :

"You call this art? I could make that."

It was a tower of sponges.

Ross : Oh, hi. Hi. Thanks for showing up 30 minutes late.

Ross : No, I'm sure you have a great excuse. What was it, a hair appointment?


Ryan : You know, I have his cell records.

Ryan : There was a flurry of phone calls to a burner cell right before the murder.

Acosta could've been coordinating with his partner aboard the ship.

Esposito : I'll get in touch with the cell provider to see

ifwe can ping that burner phone so I can locate it.

Beckett : And take apart Acosta's life.

Beckett : Let's check known associates,

anything that will point us to who his partner was.

I found out who sent Kate that mystery text last night. It was Vikram.

Castle : Wait, Vikram? Our Vikram?

Hayley : Oh, yes.

Castle : What's this?

Hayley : Oh, it's a secret messaging program between Kate and Vikram's cell phones.

Hayley : It routes through proxy servers into an encrypted central server.

State-of-the-art spycraft.

Castle : But why? what are they up to?

Martha : I could ask the same thing of the two ofyou.


Oh!

Leonard : Look, do I think that you are talented

Leonard : and that you are beautiful? Of course I do.

Leonard : But isn't Los Angeles full of actresses

Leonard : who are just as talented, just as beautiful?


[Music]

[Music] getting a coconut and this guy asked me

getting a coconut and this guy asked me

getting a coconut and this guy asked me if I won one that sweeter war one that

if I won one that sweeter war one that

if I won one that sweeter war one that has more flesh and he can tell by just

has more flesh and he can tell by just

has more flesh and he can tell by just tapping on it

tapping on it

tapping on it this guy's the coconut whisperer


Oliver mumbles

- What is that?


- Yeah msg.

- Ah yes.

- Just bring a little salt and msg.

- Everything we can cook inside the jungle, of course we

know what we are going to eat.

What things that we are not going to eat.

- So just bring the salt and msg and you're good to go.

- Put the water in.

- Oh okay.

- That's not the water to cover the chicken.

- That smell is amazing.

That really smells so fresh and fragrant and floral.

So this is just really old bamboo?

- Yes. This is dry one.

- Dry, old bamboo.

So you can make a fire using the bamboo and you can

cook using the bamboo, we can put the chicken in there.

Cool.


John Mcginnis : When I met Hayley and her sister,

John Mcginnis : they were playing open mics at coffee houses in the East Village.

John Mcginnis : Who do you think got her a vocal coach?

John Mcginnis : Who paid for her stylist?

John Mcginnis : I took a third-rate, a third-rate Miley Cyrus

John Mcginnis : and turned her into the next Gwen Stefani.

John Mcginnis : And right before my payoff, she walks away.

John Mcginnis : I... I never...

Castle : And since she owned the band name, your hands were tied.

Castle : But now that she's dead, all you needed to do was rope in Sky.

Look. The way I see it, the band gets back together,

everybody makes a lot of money, everybody's happy.

Beckett : Except for Hayley. Because she's dead.

John Mcginnis : Which will no doubt help us sell lots of tickets

John Mcginnis : when the band goes back on tour.

Beckett : Is that why you killed her?


it's not as sour as I was expecting

it's not as sour as I was expecting

it's not as sour as I was expecting though actually the passion food is not

though actually the passion food is not

though actually the passion food is not sour it's more sweet lightly sour a

sour it's more sweet lightly sour a

sour it's more sweet lightly sour a little bit sweetness mm-hmm

little bit sweetness mm-hmm

little bit sweetness mm-hmm the sweetness is not from passion food

the sweetness is not from passion food

the sweetness is not from passion food it's from the coconut net you're right

it's from the coconut net you're right

it's from the coconut net you're right the coconut juices are giving that

the coconut juices are giving that

the coconut juices are giving that sweetness and the birds actually that

sweetness and the birds actually that

sweetness and the birds actually that comes a true flavor also it's not it's

comes a true flavor also it's not it's

comes a true flavor also it's not it's not spicy from the bird's eye chili but

not spicy from the bird's eye chili but

not spicy from the bird's eye chili but it's you can taste the aroma of enjoys

it's you can taste the aroma of enjoys

it's you can taste the aroma of enjoys yeah for Nate yeah

master mitt and curlies she made mint


Foreman : Thank you. Mmm-hmm.

Danny : For not giving up on me.

Masters : You're not a bad person.

Masters : You made mistakes, but we all do.

Masters : Maybe when you get out of here,

Masters : you can go talk to someone, a professional.

Danny : Yeah. Yeah, some of those places you suggested have people on staff.

Danny : You know, I think God really does have a plan for me.

Danny : And all this?

Danny : It was just his way of testing my resolve.

Danny : I wouldn't have passed it without you.

Masters : See you tomorrow, Danny.

Danny : That's not my real name.


smokiness of those grill marks it has

smokiness of those grill marks it has this incredible texture yeah lean yet

this incredible texture yeah lean yet

this incredible texture yeah lean yet juicy packed with flavor and just cook

juicy packed with flavor and just cook

juicy packed with flavor and just cook so it's still nice and yeah just

so it's still nice and yeah just

so it's still nice and yeah just highlighting the sand a little more


and stab it on their way up,

and that's the,

that's the art, that's the sport.

Tent Pegging.

- [Man] This is how you actually control it,

and take the thumb out, so,

you have a strong grip.

When you hit it,

your whole arm, it bends back and this is how is turns.

men speaking


Raj : She and I were supposed to watch

the new Avengers movie tonight, but it was sold out.


House : You all suck.

The two of you took 14 hours to find a car.

You forgot to mention that a guy with no memory had memories.

If you keep on thinking that insane guys have hidden wisdom,

you're gonna wind up shooting people on a subway.

Something. So,

Taub : which one of us sucks the most?

It's a tie. Between?

House : All of you.

Amber : We're all fired?

House : None of you are fired.


and what could be there.

fire truck siren

Whoa do you see that Ollie?

- Yeah.

- Alright you guys,

this is what Peek's Beach motel used to look like.

You guys ready to see what it looks like now?

- Yeah!

- We found it.

Look at this you guys.

It's literally just an empty lot here.

It looks like there's like

an abandoned walkway down to the ocean.

- That looks like the original foundation.

- Yeah.

- And then they had access to the beach.

That right there.

- That's the beach behind Peek's that we have to see

if there's anything behind like the clue says.

Yeah you can see some of the old buildings

from Peek's Motel like still existing

in the sand and stuff.

That's so crazy.

- We gotta get over there too

- We gotta find a way to get over there

- Do a search pattern right in that area there.


Castle : I'm sure what Detective Beckett meant to say...

This is a trick!

Harold : You are trying to trick me into saying things.

Harold : Maybe Vince isn't even dead.

Castle : No, he most definitely is.

Harold : Well, then show me.


still dry that's the biggest

still dry that's the biggest accomplishment right now stay dry we

accomplishment right now stay dry we

accomplishment right now stay dry we made it we're gonna make that puddle Oh

made it we're gonna make that puddle Oh

made it we're gonna make that puddle Oh even flashes inside even flash bailed on

even flashes inside even flash bailed on us

us

us oh shoot Brian did he set it off the

oh shoot Brian did he set it off the

oh shoot Brian did he set it off the ramp yeah I even know the GoPros were

ramp yeah I even know the GoPros were

ramp yeah I even know the GoPros were filming he's like I'll just send it

filming he's like I'll just send it

filming he's like I'll just send it barely caught it on this my camera so

barely caught it on this my camera so

barely caught it on this my camera so far

where'd she go hey that is perfect right now those are some clunk and chunks all

now those are some clunk and chunks all

now those are some clunk and chunks all night the dishwasher is that all part of

night the dishwasher is that all part of the plan

the plan

the plan flash don't drink that hey he's smarter

flash don't drink that hey he's smarter

flash don't drink that hey he's smarter than that what is that that's probably

than that what is that that's probably

than that what is that that's probably the grease from the cheeseburger

the grease from the cheeseburger

the grease from the cheeseburger no it's not grease so it's soap in the

no it's not grease so it's soap in the

no it's not grease so it's soap in the dishwasher girl say I don't know now

dishwasher girl say I don't know now

dishwasher girl say I don't know now although I don't know what it is


significant amount of snow could fall

significant amount of snow could fall this will have a huge knock-on effect

this will have a huge knock-on effect

this will have a huge knock-on effect over the next few days the risk to life

over the next few days the risk to life

over the next few days the risk to life and limb presented by severe weather

and limb presented by severe weather

and limb presented by severe weather conditions should not be underestimated

conditions should not be underestimated

conditions should not be underestimated by anyone we are facing severe Blizzard

by anyone we are facing severe Blizzard

by anyone we are facing severe Blizzard like conditions which will spread across

like conditions which will spread across the country from 4 : 00 p.m. today

the country from 4 : 00 p.m. today

the country from 4 : 00 p.m. today people should not be outdoors before th

people should not be outdoors before th

people should not be outdoors before th stage these news the elements in that

stage these news the elements in that

stage these news the elements in that one day make for important I go by that

one day make for important I go by that

one day make for important I go by that time

our family are building an igloo in the

our family are building an igloo in the

our family are building an igloo in the hopes of survival against the blizzard

hopes of survival against the blizzard

hopes of survival against the blizzard of 2018 oh there we have one member


- Wow.

- [Lalo] Tacos al pastor is amazing.

The pineapple is so sweet.

It combines and mix with the meat.

- The meat has a little bit of sourness from that vinegar.

You taste the cheese on the bottom of that tortilla.

- [Lalo] It's completely different with a corn tortilla.

- [Mark] Yeah.

- [Lalo] Completely different, gringa.

- That is absolutely as good as it looks.

- Mark, do you want a really spicy salsa?

- Yeah, I'd love it.

- Great.

- Yeah, for sure.


Totally.

Chandler : - I had sex in high school. - Me too. I'm good at it.

All right, I say we make a pact.

Chandler : Neither of us will go out with Missy Goldberg.

Ross : You got it.

That's Missy Goldberg, Phoebe Oates and Molly Ringwald...

...who we can't go out with. - Those are the pacts.

Chandler : And Sheena Easton. But we probably couldn't get her anyway.

Ross : Maybe not you.

Chandler : Well, I officially give you permission to break the pact.

Ross : Thank you.


Foreman : You're trying to get me to define myself as a subordinate

Foreman : to keep me from ever intervening,

Foreman : even if it's fully in the scope of my duties.

Foreman : Like now. This isn't about diagnostics,

Foreman : it's about what's safe for the patient.

Foreman : Do the ultrasound.

House : Ultrasound it is.

House : And the nurses love you.

Foreman : You don't think I knew House was gonna tell you to ignore me

Foreman : and not do the ultrasound?

Chase : This is an ultrasound machine.

Foreman : Which you're gonna use to do an ultrasound-guided biopsy.

You've probably got a kit stashed here...

Adams : "Cuddy Dark will waste his afternoon chasing conspiracy theories."

Chase : You're letting him get inside your head.

He can do a lot of damage in there.

Natalie : Dr. Chase, he started vomiting again.

Chase : This is why we stopped the antiemetics.

Chase : We needed to see if it was still a symptom.

Okay.

Natalie : Here. You want this?

Andres [agitated] : Get your hands off me. You're taking my head!

Natalie : It's okay, Andres. You're in the hospital.


completely crispy all the way through

completely crispy all the way through

completely crispy all the way through and then yeah I think that's a little

and then yeah I think that's a little

and then yeah I think that's a little piece of intestine that chicken though

piece of intestine that chicken though

piece of intestine that chicken though is stunning it's really really soft and

is stunning it's really really soft and

is stunning it's really really soft and it's a breast meat but it's not dry at

it's a breast meat but it's not dry at

it's a breast meat but it's not dry at all what I like about a mix like this is

all what I like about a mix like this is that is that everything is individually

that is that everything is individually

that is that everything is individually prepared and everything has a different

prepared and everything has a different

prepared and everything has a different flavor composition and they all taste

flavor composition and they all taste

flavor composition and they all taste good on their own but they're even

good on their own but they're even

good on their own but they're even better when you kind of mix and match a

better when you kind of mix and match a

better when you kind of mix and match a little bit of them together with that

little bit of them together with that

little bit of them together with that chicken with those those beans with that

chicken with those those beans with that that that sound ball


ALEX : - What? - Callie. She's sleeping with Sloan.

GEORGE : - No, she's not. - I'm telling you, as a friend,


change the water let me not tasted shall I taste it oh now you're having your

I taste it oh now you're having your

I taste it oh now you're having your bogey please don't spit up all over you

taking nothing and don't do a poo enjoy

taking nothing and don't do a poo enjoy

taking nothing and don't do a poo enjoy [Music]

[Music]

[Music] bye yes she's kind of birthday today


- They want to so bad.

- We basically do bedtime together completely

and sometimes they even both fall asleep together

and I have to take Finn out

because there's just not enough room on a twin bed

for both of them without waking themselves up

and kicking each other off.

So now they're both going to have room.

They can sleep together.

They can be in the same bed or same room.

- And I think, too, let's put them in a room

while they like each other still.

- Yeah, totally.

- Because they're like best friends.

They want to be in the same room.

- I even shared a room with my brother

when I was younger and I think

it totally is a great thing for kids to do.

I mean, if you can, I say why not?

You know, until there's a problem not to,

I say go for it.

So we're super excited.

- The room is big and it turned out so good.


Arthur : Trust me, I... I remember.

Sheldon : This is my girlfriend, Amy.

Sheldon : Amy, this is television legend Arthur Jeffries.

Sheldon : His science show inspired millions of children.


habanero, this should be extreme spice.

We've had this a few times in Mexico so far,

and each time the spice is just

off-the-charts burning, oh, yeah.


Beckett : And that file went missing.

Well, your mom must have had personal papers.

Castle : Appointment book?

Castle : Something that could tell you what she was working on before she died.

Beckett : I went through all of that nine years ago. There's nothing.

Yeah, but a lot's happened since then.

Castle : Maybe you missed something.

So the guy who touched my arm was a murderer?

Figures. Why do I attract all the creeps?

Arm Print Woman : I dated this one guy Craig for, like, two months

Arm Print Woman : and I thought, like, he was the one.

Arm Print Woman : And I called him up one night,

Arm Print Woman : and his roommate answered the phone and told me that Craig had died

Arm Print Woman : and I was, like, devastated.

And me and the roommate,

we scattered his ashes throughout Central Park, the whole thing.

Arm Print Woman : And I worked through the stages of grief with my life coach

Arm Print Woman : and a lot of random guys,

Arm Print Woman : and I was getting into acceptance when I ran into Craig at a bar.

Arm Print Woman : He had faked his own death!

Ryan : - Unbelievable. I know, right?

Arm Print Woman : All he had to do was say he didn't want us to date anymore.

I mean, it's not like I'm some psycho.


busy street noises


this guy here he can't hold that spider

this guy here he can't hold that spider despite her everything's gone guys but

despite her everything's gone guys but

despite her everything's gone guys but it's way past your bedtime there's the

it's way past your bedtime there's the

it's way past your bedtime there's the boy Stephen bed hours ago the spider

boy Stephen bed hours ago the spider

boy Stephen bed hours ago the spider it'll be fine he's gone home it is he

it'll be fine he's gone home it is he

it'll be fine he's gone home it is he told me every night he's here Emilio


Please ignore the Dy-no-mite T -shirt.

Rachel : -Hey, who's this little naked guy? -That little naked guy would be me.

Rachel : Look at the little thing!

Ross : Yes, fine. That is my penis.

Ross : Can we be grownups now?

Chandler : Who are those people?

Ross : -Got me. -That's Nana right there in the middle.

Yeah, let's see.

" Me and the gang at Java Joe's. "

Rachel : You look just like your grandmother. How old was she?

Let's see, " 1 939. "

Twenty-four, twenty-five.

It looks like a fun gang.

Look, look, look! I got Monica naked!


- Because I was sitting there. - But you left.

Chandler : Well, it's not like I went to Spain.

Chandler : I went to the bathroom. You knew I'd be back.

Joey : What's the big deal? Sit somewhere else!

Chandler : The big deal is I was sitting there last! So...

...it's my seat.

Joey : Well, actually, the last place you were sitting was in there, so...

Ross : You guys, you know what? It doesn't matter.

Ross : You both have to go get dressed before the big vein in my head pops.

Chandler : I just have to do one thing. It's not a big deal.

Chandler : Get up!

Monica : Phoebe, you look great!


Leonard : Stop it, you're gonna make me cry.

I ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS I

Leonard : All right, you seem pretty confident.

Penny : Oh, I am.

Penny : Maybe if you follow this trail,

Penny : you'll see why.

Leonard : -Oh... Rose petals. -Yes.

Penny : The most beautiful and shockingly expensive of all the flowers.

Leonard : You made the bed? You really are pulling out all the stops.

Penny : Okay, I gave this a lot of thought,

Penny : and I finally found something to show you how much I love you.


Bernadette, your character is the healer in our group.

ln charge of healing all of us, not just Howard.

Bernadette : Can't help it. My Howie-wowie has an owie. Ha, ha.

Sheldon : That is the most sickeningly sweet thing l have ever experienced.

Sheldon : And I am sipping Kool-Aid through a Red Vine.

Sheldon, l've got a bone to pick with you, and I'll do it in front of all your friends.


Happy "No" Year!


Oh, my God! Under personal comments : "New York Knicks rule."

Joey : Yeah, the Knicks rule!

Monica : Joey, this is you!

Joey : Let me see.


Addison : - What happened? - You've been unconscious for a while.

What about...?

He knows. You lost a lot of blood. I'm going to try to find a heartbeat.

Addison : You should prepare yourself.

Addison : - Heartbeat. - Oh, good.

Addison : It's a little slower than I'd like,


the do it do it there we go

the do it do it there we go you're lime on everything onion Oh

you're lime on everything onion Oh

you're lime on everything onion Oh hundred percent there we go one bite

hundred percent there we go one bite

hundred percent there we go one bite this is your moment this is our focus


Amy : When did you get an engagement ring?

Sheldon : My mother gave it to me,

Sheldon : and I had been thinking about giving it to you,

Sheldon : but then we broke up.

Meemaw : Well, thank goodness for that.

Amy : Sheldon, will you please tell your grandmother

Amy : to stay out of this?

Sheldon : Oh, I don't think I could do that.


Marshall : "Jeremy."


Barney : Hey, randy.

Could you come in here for a minute?

Barney : Good news.

Barney : I'm calling you up to the majors.

Barney : Starting tomorrow night,

Barney : How would you like to be my new wingman?

Randy : Uh...

Randy : Just need to check my calendar. Be right back.

Randy : Tomorrow works.

Ted : I have a surprise appetizer for us today.

Ted : Check it out.

Ted : Potato skins.

Stella : Fancy.


Wilson : House was in the exact same situation Kendall's in.

Wilson : He needed surgery but he didn't want it.

Wilson : Once he was in a medically-induced coma,

Wilson : his girlfriend signed the consent form as his proxy.

Wilson : They went ahead with the surgery against his will.

Wilson : Probably saved his life.

Masters : So, she did the right thing?

Wilson : Depends on who you ask.

Fetch!

Thirteen : No! No!

Guard : Excuse me!

Guard : Who's responsible for this chicken?

Guard : Does anyone know who owns the chicken?


House : You know, texts, calls and e-mails

House : all go to the same magic device these days, only got to send one.

Arlene : Then it's even weirder it took you so long to get down here.

Yeah, it's a crazy mystery. It's not like I got a department to run.

Arlene : This other magic device tells me that

Arlene : lead poisoning wouldn't cause all my symptoms.

House : True. But it could cause the 5% that are real.

Arlene : You think I'm a hypochondriac?

House : Well, let me answer this way.

House : Maybe you're imagining that I think you're a hypochondriac.

Arlene : Look, my hand just started to shake.

Arlene : It's a side effect of these arthritis pills. Read the label.

Taub : I did. When I was typing it up.

House : Right before I slapped it on a bottle of sugar pills.

Arlene : You printed a fake label just to prove I'm a hypochondriac?

House : Did it work?

Arlene : It got you fired, you schmuck.

Cuddy : An hour to convince her to go with Dr. Kaufman,

Cuddy : and only then because he runs internal medicine.

Cuddy : She wanted to leave the hospital entirely.


- There it is there. - That's the curry paste.

And they have ginger, garlic, onion, tomatoes.

- [Trevor] Wow, you can smell the onions in there.

- [Anubhav] And they add lots of ghee in it.

- [Trevor] Lots of ghee.

It's sweet, you can smell it's almost sweet.

Then he's gonna load some chicken in, right?


Ted : I don't see why they had

Ted : To keep my credit car and driver's license

Ted : Till we bring the horn back.

Robin : Well, come on, ted, can you blame them?

Ted : Look, I'm sorry about the french horn.

Ted : I want to make this right.

Ted : So what we're going to do right now is, we're going


Look at all these marks all over my wrist.

Yours is nice and loose,

you can actually turn it all around.

- What are we doing next?

- [Bryan] So Court said we should try to build Legos

while handcuffed, does that sound fun?

- Yeah, Legos, let's do that!

- [Missy] Alright, Finn's looking for the keys everywhere.

Are they in there?

- No.

- [Missy] Okay, Finn, come on.

Come on, you gotta run, you gotta go find that key!

Come on, Finn, go, go, go, go, go!

Is it in there?

You gotta find it for daddy, huh?

Oh, look at all that!

Not there.

He really does want to find this key for daddy and Ollie,

but funny story, it's actually in my back pocket

and I've had it the whole time.

Hang on, I really did, Bryan just asked me about it.


and the impound fine, I get my bike back.

Cameron : I guess that's good.

House : You guess? No, it's good.

Cameron : You get to keep going like you always have.

All right, I give up. Who was it?

House : Who in your family had the weight problem?

Cameron : You think I can only care about a patient

Cameron : if I know someone else who's been through the same thing?

House : You care for everybody.

House : You only lie and stand up to Cuddy for a few.

Cameron : You lie for everybody and only care about a few.

House : You're avoiding the question.

Cameron : I like damaged people, remember?

It explains everything I do.

House : Almost everything.

It wasn't you, was it?

Cameron : Does it matter?

House : Nope, but it'd be interesting.

Cameron : Sorry to disappoint you,

but sometimes the answers just aren't that simple.

Wilson : I know he can be a real ass,

Wilson : and he has no problem lying when it serves him,

Wilson : but he's not lying about the pain.

Wilson : He needs the medication, which is why I prescribed it.

Wilson : All of it.


I don't know what will.

Hopefully today goes good, and hopefully my voice

doesn't start, like, going away,

or I have to, like, whisper.

Ack!

All right, I've got my friend, Brooke!


Monica : I need more pie.

Mon, if you do get married, can I bring two guests?

- You didn't break up with that fireman? - No. That was my way of telling you.

Phoebe : Well, it turns out he's incredibly sensitive.

Phoebe : He keeps a journal and he paints.

Phoebe : He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me.

He'd prefer watercolors, but he has easy access to a lot of charcoal.

So then, are you gonna dump Jason?

Phoebe : Yeah, because I have to break up with someone.

Phoebe : So Jason is sensitive. But now so is Vince.


Lily : Oh, robin, do you have any idea

Lily : What you guys stumbled onto here?

Robin : You said wang.

Oh!

Lily : Oh, this reminds me

Lily : Of the ticket line to lilith fair, 1998.

Lily : Only fewer mullets.

Robin : You should feel good.


illuminated the carpets, and then what's also beautiful

is if you lift up the carpet because are mirrorish.

They have a very clean mirror-like,

and also they're turquoise,

so that also reflects the different reflections.

Maybe the sun is coming again,

anyway that was just exciting.

Oh, it's back, yes!

We are seeing the best of,

we are seeing the best of everything.


So, being married... Different, not different?

Marshall : It's the same. Mostly.

Marshall : Except I think I might be getting carpal tunnel.

My hand keeps cramping up.

I thought the whole point of getting married was

Barney : That you didn't have to do that anymore.

Marshall : No, it's from writing all the thank you notes.

Mostly. Yeah.

Lily : You're writing constantly.

Lily : There's forms we have to sign,

Lily : Our death folders,

Thank you notes. Whoa, whoa.

Barney : What are death folders?

Lily : It's this thing they recommend you do

Lily : In case one spouse dies unexpectedly.

Marshall : It's all the information

Marshall : Your spouse might need

Marshall : All in one convenient location.

Lily : Yeah.

Lily : Account info, important addresses,


- [Mark] How many kilos is it?


Leonard : ...standing before a pool of melted snowmen. There are carrots and coal in the water.

Do we know what happened to the top hats and the corncob pipes?

- You see those too. - Oh, it's like I'm really there.

Stuart : I gotta tell you, this is the most holiday fun I've had...

Stuart : ...since my therapist changed my anxiety medication...

Stuart : ...and I stopped caring about the blood in my stool.

Howard : Good story.

- What're you drinking there? Little eggnog? - Yes. Is there a problem?

Leonard : No, it's nice to see you enjoying a holiday beverage. Pretty Christmasy.

Sheldon : Since when is eggnog a Christmas drink?

Eggs are available all year round. I've been known to enjoy this poolside.

Leonard : Come on, Sheldon. You know all the Christmas stories...

Leonard : ...and the carols, you've got an eggnog mustache going on there.

Leonard : Just admit it, you're getting a little yuletide spirit.


It's kind of a third-nipple kind of thing.

Ginger : You have three nipples?

Well, you know, two regulars...

...and one that barely qualifies as a...

Chandler : - What? - Nothing. You know, I...

Ginger : I just remembered. I have to leave.

Chandler : You have to leave? Now? How come?

Well, it's nubbin. Nothing!

You know what? I'll see you later.

I thought you weren't coming.

Phoebe : - Where were you? - Come here, come here.

Don't get mad, okay?


everything is soaked one chief yeah a

everything is soaked one chief yeah a lot of crispy Portuguese your site is

lot of crispy Portuguese your site is

lot of crispy Portuguese your site is like eating certified on pork rinds what

like eating certified on pork rinds what a flavor is so much better just want to

a flavor is so much better just want to

a flavor is so much better just want to try this holy basil on its own here


Woman : I just wish we had some wine.

Robin : Yeah.

Barney : I wish we had some wine, too.

Barney : Damn it, marshall.

Barney : I'm not paying you to tell me what a saint ted is!

Barney : You're my lawyer!

Barney : The answer is in there! Find it!

Marshall : Okay, this isn't about the bro code, and you know it.

Marshall : The reason that you're upset is because what you did was wrong.

Marshall : And the only way you're ever gonna feel

Marshall : Any better about it is if you tell ted what you did.

Barney : What if he never wants to talk to me again?

Marshall : Well, I guess that's just a chance

Marshall : You're gonna have to take.

Which brings us to April 25, 2008.

Ted from 2030 : My 30th birthday,

Or as it would come to be referred to in later years :

The day of the goat.

Lily : Hey, where are you?


House : Come on. More ideas. Let's go, people.

Cameron : Genetic disorders could cause masses everywhere. Tuberous sclerosis.

Foreman : If it's genetic, he's had it all his life.

Foreman : - Why now? - I don't know.

House : It sure fits nice enough.

Chase : We haven't ruled out leukemia yet.

Cameron : Or sarcoma. He could have multiple soft tissue tumors.

Foreman : Or sarcoidosis.

Cameron : Multiple neurofibromatosis.

Chondrocytomas.

House : How's it going? You win?

Cuddy : I got called away by the angry parents of a patient.

Cuddy : There are three of you here.

Cuddy : None of you had the sense to stop him, to pick up a phone and call me.

House : I told them you'd signed off.

House : The parents are mad because their kid is dying.

It's understandable.

House : But if he doesn't die, they won't be mad anymore.

If he's brain damaged, they might still be a little ticked.

House : Had to do it to save him.

You had to do it to diagnose Ester.

You may have killed a six-year-old

Cuddy : because you're obsessed with a woman who's been dead for 12 years.

Cuddy : Sometimes you lose, House! You're not God!

House : He's not dead yet.

Cuddy : No, but you're done with him.

Cuddy : It's my case now. Go home. Go ride your motorcycle.

Cuddy : Go brood in a dark room. Just don't go near Ian again.


But, hey, somebody's off the phone. How about a glass of wine...

Ross : ...by the fire? I can get it going again.

Ross, you're not listening to me. I don't have time to stop.

- Come on, you don't have 10 minutes? - I don't have 10 minutes!

- Sophie, does she have 10 minutes? - Hey, Ross, I told you I don't!

Don't yell at me, okay? This is the most I've seen you all week.

Rachel : Look, I cannot do this right now, okay?

I've got a deadline. Would you just go home. I'll talk to you later.

Ross : - Yeah, but wait... - Goodbye!

Actually, that's our three-hole punch.

Joey : - Hey. - Hi.

Rachel : Look, about what happened earlier...

Ross : I completely understand. You were stressed.


You have got to be kid Wow!

Phoebe : Are you sure you don't want a doctor?

No, that'll just bring me down!

This was great! I was great! This was a great day!

I'm buying everyone coffee.

Ross : Just grab my wallet. It's in my pocket.


Beckett : Why don't you just come with me to the precinct,

Beckett : focus on a real murder instead of wasting your time on an imaginary one?

Castle : Well, actually, I was thinking about just trying to do some writing today.

Beckett : Okay. As long as by writing,

Beckett : you don't mean staring out the window and ogling at your neighbors.


buy style community feast.

The selection of food here is off the hook

and a true once in a lifetime experience.

speaking a foreign language

That is strong rice liquor.

And after Yunnan, we were craving Indian food.

So we flew into Kolkata and created a five-part

Kolkata street food series for you

and also traveled into Amritsar, Lucknow,

and Varanasi, all coming up on the channel very soon.

Here in Kolkata, we had our number one dish,

an amazing family feast from our friend Aditya

and his family at home, a truly amazing experience

that we'll never forget.


Leonard : Come on, I'll help you pick something.

Raj : That's right. She's with us.

Raj : Guys like that are so pathetic.

Howard : Tell me about it.

Ooh, look, a new Batman belt buckle.


- [Missy] What?

- [Oliver] He saw a firetruck.

- Oh a fire truck, oh my goodness.

A firetruck!

Anyways, we are getting some Mexican food

and I am so ready to eat!

It's been a busy day. We need some food.

Ollie, how was your dinner?

- Good.

- [Missy] Did someone join us for dinner?

- Yes.

- [Missy] Who?

- [Finn] Mimi and Papa are here!

- Yay!


Sheldon : I didn't hog anything.

Sheldon : Unlike you and that weird lasagna with raisins in it.

Leonard : You want some of this?

Leonard : I'll give you some. BERNADETTE : Hey!

Bernadette : Sheldon, Leonard, living room, right now!


Let's see. Dr. Taub, Foreman, Chase and Hadley.

Taub : Four for four.

Valerie : Wow, I can't believe I get all these doctors.

Valerie : And such good-looking ones, too.

Thirteen : Yeah, it's almost like we don't all need to be here.

Chase : Your case presented a very interesting diagnostic challenge.

Oh.

Wilson : You can't sleep in your own office?

Wilson : Or bedroom, for that matter?

House : Got to avoid my natural habitat.

House : Some idiot I went to med school with keeps leaving messages,

House : wants to drop by for lunch.

So tell him "no."

House : It's complicated.

Wilson : It's too complicated for you to tell someone

Wilson : you don't like to screw off?

Wilson : That's practically your hobby.

House : A few months ago, he was sort of part of my therapy.

My shrink told me write a letter of apology to someone I hurt.

Wilson : And how did you hurt him?


Derek : - You didn't answer my question. - Sir?

Derek : How is the girl with the bomb?

Cristina : It's Meredith. The girl with the bomb is Meredith.


Melanie gets home about 4 : 00.

Beckett : She'd have to make dinner for the kids.

Castle : Then Sam comes home.

Banker's hours. Around 6 : 00.

Castle : Figure, kids have already eaten.

Beckett : So, they're, what? Watching TV in the bedroom.

Roger : - In my bedroom? - We're on a roll.

Beckett : - They have a fight. - About the affair.

Beckett : - About Philadelphia. - Things get heated.

Beckett : And she turns her head...

Castle : He whacks her with something.


Scott : What if he goes back to hitting her?

Alex : You can't make that call.

But you can't make the decision out of anger.

Izzie calls out : - Alex! - So what do you do with it?

- What did you do with yours? - Alex! Hey!

Izzie : - You shouldn't be out here. - Can you just back off? Please.


"open to criticism, and not into anything too weird.

"He's not bad at all.

Robin : Not bad at all."

Ted : Now you went too far in the...

Robin : "I'll be honest. The first few times aren't gonna be that great.

"He's going to say "Are you finished?" more times

Robin : - than a waiter in a busy restaurant." - Stop!

James : Listen to me. There is no Yourson, North Dakota.

James : And Sam Gibbs wasn't the mayor.

James : He might be one of our fathers.

Barney : He's not my dad. My dad's Bob Barker.

You've gotta stop living in these fairy tales that Mom told us!

James : Bob Barker is not your father.

James : Sam Gibbs might be,

James : but Bob Barker is absolutely, unequivocally not your father.


- It's okay buddy.

He's still Draco.

He's still our Draco, okay.

- [Missy] It just means that he has girl parts.

But he can still be a boy.

- [Bryan] Yes, Draco will still be our little guy, okay?

He's still your little guy.

Ollie crying

- What are you worried about?

- I don't know.

I just wanted him to be a boy.

- Well we'll still call him a boy, okay?

- Okay.

- Okay, let's go have fun.

- Buddy.

- And eat some cake.

- Some people didn't take the news very well.

So.

- This is what a boy is.

It has two bumps on the tail and then a girl

just has one little like bump right there on the tail.

So that's the boy.

Two bumps.

And that's the girl, one bump.

Should we check him and see?

And you can check him yourself.

Draco is like, "I'm over this, like for real."

- Yeah has it.

- And all you do is you bend it up.

And then you tell me.

Is there two bumps here

or is there there one bump right there?

- One bump.


forget your key because it's Sam's and

forget your key because it's Sam's and you're out of luck if you forgot your

you're out of luck if you forgot your

you're out of luck if you forgot your key in the house okay

key in the house okay

key in the house okay but this is a really cool staircase and

but this is a really cool staircase and

but this is a really cool staircase and it just kind of like winds its way to

it just kind of like winds its way to

it just kind of like winds its way to the top this is maybe the fire exit

the top this is maybe the fire exit

the top this is maybe the fire exit staircase but the back staircases well

staircase but the back staircases well

staircase but the back staircases well that leads into the courtyard

that leads into the courtyard

that leads into the courtyard be careful so you don't slide down these

be careful so you don't slide down these steps which would not be too hard to do

okay


Chandler : What is so great about that sandwich?

Imagine the best sex you ever had.

Joey : -Are you thinking about Monica? -Yeah.

Joey : What's that like?

Rachel : Please don't be from a real dinosaur. Please, please.

Rachel : Please, please.

"Made in Mexico." Yes!

Rachel : Who would buy this?

Monica : Rach, it's me. Pick up!


If I'm your maid of honor, that means that you are Monica's.


Whoa! What's under the cover?

-I don't know. -It's moving.

It's got a tail! Get it out of here!


Penny : Why don't I pour it in your lap and you can tell me?


my god oh my god maybe I was more

my god oh my god maybe I was more surprised that's kind of cool to be

surprised that's kind of cool to be

surprised that's kind of cool to be where like they film movie Jurassic Park

where like they film movie Jurassic Park okay maybe this will surprise you oh my

okay maybe this will surprise you oh my

okay maybe this will surprise you oh my God look at this archway over here wow

God look at this archway over here wow

God look at this archway over here wow this is cool this is cool

this is cool this is cool

this is cool this is cool you get the drone through it do it get

you get the drone through it do it get

you get the drone through it do it get it right through it have some locals

it right through it have some locals

it right through it have some locals overhead how are you guys doing in your


...and I made a teeny-tiny mistake on the specifications for the diverter valve.

How teeny-tiny?

It's gonna fail after about 10 flushes.

- But the mission is for six months. - That's the code red.

Howard : It's kind of like a jack-in-the-box. No one knows exactly when...

Howard : ...but at some point, something way worse than a puppet is gonna pop out of that box.

Sheldon : Have you notified NASA?


regular burger and we got the

regular burger and we got the cheeseburger and we got the fries I'll

cheeseburger and we got the fries I'll

cheeseburger and we got the fries I'll try the original first Cheers

yeah Wow really awesome limit I think

yeah Wow really awesome limit I think

yeah Wow really awesome limit I think what for me immediately stands out the

what for me immediately stands out the

what for me immediately stands out the beef is awesome but everything fits

beef is awesome but everything fits

beef is awesome but everything fits together and the bun is so Microsoft and

together and the bun is so Microsoft and just like completely just like molds

just like completely just like molds

just like completely just like molds into your fingers you get your fingers

into your fingers you get your fingers

into your fingers you get your fingers inside of the bun that beef is awesome

inside of the bun that beef is awesome

inside of the bun that beef is awesome oh it's just so good just so warm and

oh it's just so good just so warm and

oh it's just so good just so warm and comforting cheese burger


Ted : Kids, you know that photo in the den?

Ted : It was taken back in 2006, when grandma and grandpa

Ted : Came to visit me and we all went out to brunch.

Ted : We all look pretty happy, right?

Ted : Wrong.

Lily : I wish your face would melt off.

Marshall : I wish your eyeballs would explode.

I hate you. I hate you more.

Ted : I'm going to kill him.

Barney : I can't say I blame you.

Ted : No, I mean I'm seriously going to kill him.

Robin : I don't care how unpleasant it is.

Robin : You have to talk to him. Not now.

Robin : Okay, if you don't, I will.

Ted's mother : Robin...


Whoa, we've got some more superheroes!


Leonard : What happened?

Remember when I auditioned for Rent but I didn't get it and I couldn't figure out why?

Sheldon : I have a conclusion based on an observation.

Leonard : No, you don't.

Leonard : No, he doesn't.

The girl picked to play Mimi, she dropped out and they asked me to replace her.

- Oh! Congratulations, what a lucky break. - It's not a big deal.

Just one night, but they invite casting people and agents.

Penny : So you never know.

- I think I know. - No, you don't.

Leonard : - He doesn't. - It's this Friday at 8, you guys wanna come?

Leonard : - No. - No.

Because Friday, we are attending a symposium...

Leonard : ...on molecular positronium.

- I think that's a week from Tuesday at 6. - No, it's this Friday.

- At 8. - Oh, too bad.

- I gotta get to rehearsal. See you guys. - See you.

PENNY [SINGING] : Let's go out tonight

- You just lied to Penny. - Yes, I did.

Sheldon : And you did it so casually.

Sheldon : No rapid breathing, no increase in perspiration.

- So? - So lack of a physiological response...

Sheldon : ...while lying is characteristic of a violent sociopath.

Leonard : Sheldon, are you worried about your safety?


so there is curtain air and some mint

so there is curtain air and some mint

so there is curtain air and some mint okay you can see the Kirk you normally

okay you can see the Kirk you normally

okay you can see the Kirk you normally mixing it like this yeah look at that

mixing it like this yeah look at that

mixing it like this yeah look at that you kind of smell the mint and care


Bernadette : You took her to your prom.

I didn't "take" her; she was a chaperone.

Bernadette : I saw a picture of you two dancing together.

W-What was I gonna do?

They were playing our song!

Howard : I can't take this anymore.

phone rings

Stuart on phone : Hello.

WOLOWITZ : Stuart, we have to talk.

Howard : This thing with you and my mom, I-I hate it.


You've got to go to a doctor, okay?

Rachel : I have got to get ready and go to a dinner at my boss's house.

There's a lot of people there that I have to meet.

I'm sure you'll make a great impression. "Hi, I'm Rachel Greene.

It's nice to meet you."

Ross : Come on, you probably have a broken rib.

Rachel : I will go to the hospital tomorrow. It'll still be broken then.

But you know, I could use a hand getting ready.

Rachel : Look, either help me or go.

Fine. I'll go.

Rachel : Okay, but before you go, could you help me first?

Sure. I'll help you.

Chandler : Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?


And these tiger prawns are just gigantic.

Oh man they're huge.


Ross : I'm sorry.

Monica : It wasn't your whole toe.

Chandler : Yeah, well, I miss the tip.

Chandler : It's the best part.

Chandler : It has the nail.

Chandler : Sir Limps-a-lot.

Ross : I came up with that.

Joey : You're a dork.

Chandler : -I can't believe this. -I said I was sorry.

"Sorry" doesn't bring back the piggy that cried all the way home.

It figures that something like this would happen today.

Chandler : I hate this stupid day and everything about it!

Chandler : I'll see you later.

Wait.

Monica : Come here.

Monica : Is there anything I can do? Anything?

Just leave me alone for a little while.


Raj : What is your mother going to say?

She's not gonna see it.

Howard : She takes my temperature orally now.

What are you gonna get?

Howard : Well, I can't really decide between a screaming devil...

Howard : ...this mean little skull, or Kermit the Frog.

Bethany : -Kermit the Frog? -You know :

[MIMICS KERMIT THE FROG] "Heigh-ho, I'm on Howard's butt."

[HOWARD CHUCKLES]

Bethany : Get the mean little skull, and I'll see if I can make him smile.

Howard : Yeah, I'd like the mean little skull, please.

What are you gonna get, Raj?

Raj : With my luck, hepatitis.

Tattooist : Okay, here we go.

Howard : Ow, ow, ow.

Tattooist : That's just rubbing alcohol.

Howard : I know, but it was cold.

Howard : Ow, ow, ow.

Tattooist : I'm putting on the stencil.

Howard : -What comes after the stencil? -This :


Priya : Mmm, me, too.

You know, I was thinking :

Leonard : There are some great research facilities in India.

Priya : Where are you going with this, Leonard?

Well, I'm just saying, you know, I don't have any real ties here,

Leonard : so if I were to move to New Delhi, we could, you know--

Leonard : go out.


Ross : Are you okay?


by nature they opened up this whole

by nature they opened up this whole package of food there's eggs there's

package of food there's eggs there's

package of food there's eggs there's vegetables smoked fish

vegetables smoked fish

vegetables smoked fish yes dr. Becker Daniel macaronis awesome

yes dr. Becker Daniel macaronis awesome

yes dr. Becker Daniel macaronis awesome there's fish balls there's bread always

there's fish balls there's bread always

there's fish balls there's bread always before your first bite of food okay so


Frank : And besides, I never had a dad around.

And now I always will, because it'll be me.

Frank : - Yeah. - Right?

Really, we do realize that there's an age difference between us.

Good. Because you were acting like you didn't.

Alice : Oh, no, but when it comes to love, what does age matter?

Hypnosis Tape : You are falling fast asleep.

Hypnosis Tape : Deeper, deeper, deeper.

Hypnosis Tape : You are now completely asleep.

You don't need to smoke.

Cigarettes don't control you.

Hypnosis Tape : You are a strong, confident woman...

Hypnosis Tape : ...who does not need to smoke.

Hypnosis Tape : A strong, confident woman.

You know what?

I realized in the last year I've only gone out with Richard and Julio.


Jason : Shut up and do your job.


Ifyou know who went after Alan, you need to tell us.

Beckett : Was it someone from your company?

Esposito : Are you a whistleblower, Glen?

Esposito : Is there something you're trying to expose?

Esposito : Is that why you wanted to talk to Alan?

Beckett : The NYPD can protect you.

Beckett : And if someone really is trying to kill you,

Beckett : you're a lot safer in here with us than out there on your own.

Hume : Okay, but it's not someone from my company.

Hume : It's the mob.

Beckett : What would organized crime want with Alan?

Beckett : - Waste management. - Yeah.

Hume : They strong-armed me into giving them

Hume : the contract for my factory's hazardous waste disposal.

Hume : They've been doing the same thing all over town.

And theyjust dump this stuff into the landfill.

Esposito : So why would they target Alan before you?

Beckett : Because Alan fired Dave Barton, the only inspector that they could buy.

Beckett : So, Alan was becoming a big problem and their only solution was to kill him.

Alan : The mob is trying to kill me?

Castle : Trying and failing. But do you know why?

Because I'm what, Rogaine Man?

Castle : Yuck, worst name yet.

Castle : But it does explain why you keep coming back to life.

Castle : Your cells regenerate at an amazing rate.


with babish and that makes me like super psyched Cheers

psyched Cheers

psyched Cheers thank you so much you guys are awesome

I don't hope it makes your day a little

I don't hope it makes your day a little

I don't hope it makes your day a little easier in these troubled times hell yeah

easier in these troubled times hell yeah I think I've been late the Mo's with

I think I've been late the Mo's with

I think I've been late the Mo's with Adam somebody I just he's so freaking on

Adam somebody I just he's so freaking on it he's so freaking public he's like you

it he's so freaking public he's like you know he can eat like a freaking ghost

know he can eat like a freaking ghost

know he can eat like a freaking ghost pepper he's like fucking die you still

pepper he's like fucking die you still

pepper he's like fucking die you still make it like seem really really fun and

make it like seem really really fun and

make it like seem really really fun and interesting it's just like doing a good

interesting it's just like doing a good

interesting it's just like doing a good guy yeah those aren't even the big ones

at all is that all

at all is that all

at all is that all crab not the lobster I'll just be

crab not the lobster I'll just be

crab not the lobster I'll just be swallowing the rope and flossing my body

swallowing the rope and flossing my body you know Cora that's the sake that's

you know Cora that's the sake that's

you know Cora that's the sake that's preparing with this you know kudos yeah

preparing with this you know kudos yeah

preparing with this you know kudos yeah it's actually 65% super serious super

it's actually 65% super serious super

it's actually 65% super serious super drawing we had the Pinot Gris and it's

drawing we had the Pinot Gris and it's

drawing we had the Pinot Gris and it's the Cienega Valley okay so with the

the Cienega Valley okay so with the

the Cienega Valley okay so with the lobster this is by the way the most

lobster this is by the way the most

lobster this is by the way the most beautiful thing I've seen a while one

beautiful thing I've seen a while one

beautiful thing I've seen a while one thing I do know about cheese over

thing I do know about cheese over

thing I do know about cheese over lobsters you got to eat it fast before


Robin : He'll come over and I'll get the fun part.

Marshall : What is wrong with you?

Lily : God, I feel like I'm teaching love as a second language here.

Marshall : Okay,

Lily : You know how when he tells you

Lily : Boring work stories you're supposed to listen?

Lily : Well, when he picks up some random girl at a bar,

Lily : You're supposed to freak out.

Robin : I'm not freaking out because in my mind, she's fat.

Girl : She's a kickboxing instructor.

Girl : Her ass looks better than my face.

Robin : All right, we'll swing by the party.

Ted from 2030 : Now the party was for some of marshall's classmates

Ted from 2030 : From columbia law school,

Ted from 2030 : Who by day were some of the sharpest

Ted from 2030 : And most serious young legal minds in the country.

Ted from 2030 : By night, however...


Burke : - How's it looking? - Still see bleeding.

The platinum microcoils... They aren't holding.

What about using a gelatin sponge?

Burke : I've already tried polyvinyl alcohol, glue, microcoils... nothing's working.

Izzie : B.P.'S dropping to 62 systolic.

Burke : - We're gonna have to open her up. - If you open her up, she's dead.

Burke : If we don't, she's dead.

Cristina : Beginning amputation.

Bailey : Fine amputation, Yang.

Mark : Beautiful.


- Penny called us. - Penny?

Mrs Koothrappali : She told us you're spending all our money on your new girIfriend.

Raj : I just got her a couple of things.

Raj : She gives me things too.

Yeah, yeah. I'm a gynecologist. l know exactly what she gives you.

Mrs Koothrappali : You need to find a nice Indian girl from a good family.

Mrs Koothrappali : If you keep seeing this woman, you're cut off.

What? You're gonna make me choose between the woman I love...

Raj : ...and the money I have very strong feelings for?

Dr Koothrappali : It's up to you.

- Well, I choose love. - Heh, you're an idiot.

Dr Koothrappali : Love doesn't last.

Dr Koothrappali : Well, he's going to find out eventually.

Dr Koothrappali : Think about it.


Penny : the order is petting zoo first, then buy vegetables.


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Sheldon : Amy?

Sheldon : Wake up.

Wh... What's wrong?

Sheldon : It's midnight.

Sheldon : Happy birthday.

Scene : Sheldon.


Well, l guess they're not coming. You want to just order?


Sophia : What the hell did you think you were doing?

Castle : What you wanted. Finding Blakely.

Sophia : You cracked his code, and you didn't even think to notify me?

Beckett : Look, in Castle's defense, it was a long shot.

Beckett : And he didn't want to waste your time if he was wrong.

Beckett : And we were bringing the guy in...

Sophia : When he was killed. In your custody.

MARTIN : What were you doing at the docks?

Castle : He asked us to take him there. Why?

Beckett : We don't know.

Sophia : Well, did you learn anything?

Castle : Yes. He was hired to analyze the United States for vulnerabilities.

Castle : He said he found a weakness in our economy,

Castle : an unexpected linchpin, that if someone went after it,

Castle : would start the dominoes falling.

Sophia : Falling toward what?

Beckett : The end of our country as we know it.

Castle : So what's our next move?


Dr. Mitchell : Because they are.

When we go out with women from the hospital

Relax. Take a look around. There are no pagan altars.

Dr. Mitchell : No piles of bones in the corners. They're fine. Go like this :

Monica : We're not going to do it. Sometimes you can be such a baby!

Rachel : -I am not a baby. -Be serious. Every time

-You act like a princess. -You know what?

Rachel : Every day you are becoming more and more like your mother. Excuse me.

Rachel : Here we go.

Dr. Rosen : Great place. How long have you lived here?


we've got a hakama know I feel like I

we've got a hakama know I feel like I feel like an S yeah I was saying this to

feel like an S yeah I was saying this to any earlier feel like an SE I should be

any earlier feel like an SE I should be

any earlier feel like an SE I should be for in a girl

for in a girl

for in a girl overseer pictures just for a picture so

overseer pictures just for a picture so

overseer pictures just for a picture so that you can I have no idea it would be

that you can I have no idea it would be

that you can I have no idea it would be on his side because it's kind of like

on his side because it's kind of like

on his side because it's kind of like emotion or something cuz the kids are

emotion or something cuz the kids are

emotion or something cuz the kids are involved yeah it was it was a big burly

involved yeah it was it was a big burly

involved yeah it was it was a big burly wait here's like a girls trip

wait here's like a girls trip

wait here's like a girls trip this is our first time in San Francisco

this is our first time in San Francisco

this is our first time in San Francisco unless yeah

we're walking to benefit now

immediate would be so excited if she was here whole is she for it huh

here whole is she for it huh

here whole is she for it huh yeah eating you know sounds yeah really

yeah eating you know sounds yeah really

yeah eating you know sounds yeah really changing just not make about that

changing just not make about that

changing just not make about that friendship yeah and we know we're right


Ryan : Looks like our shooter took a bullet from one of the dead guys down there,

falls back up against the wall,

grabbing the drop cloth, pulling it down with him.

AII right, let's contact hospitals...


Leonard : Probably because I exude confidence.

Leonard : People are drawn to that, you know?

Leonard : Confidence, not exuding.

Page : Do you know of any groups Mr. Wolowitz is a member of?

Leonard : You are beautiful,

Leonard : you know that?

Leonard : You pop, sparkle and buzz electric.

Leonard : I'm going to pick you up at 8 : 00,

Leonard : show you a night you will never forget.

Page : Sounds great.

Leonard : Really?

Raj : Yeah.

Page : Can my six-foot-two Navy SEAL husband come with us?

Is that...?

Leonard : Oh, my, I didn't see the ring with my glasses off, so...


incredible smokey goodness.

And there's our kabob,

look at those absolute mountains of kabob,

and here we go, the shashlik.

Wow, look at those juicy shashlik,

this is beautiful, so juicy,

we're getting a full kabob plate.


House puts The Interferon Syringe In Joe's Iv : It's hiding all your secrets by producing cryoglobulins

House puts The Interferon Syringe In Joe's Iv : so the Hep C tests come back negative.

House puts The Interferon Syringe In Joe's Iv : Now, I could look for all the associated toxins,

House puts The Interferon Syringe In Joe's Iv : but the plasmapheresis got rid of those.

House puts The Interferon Syringe In Joe's Iv : So, basically, you've got a disease,

House puts The Interferon Syringe In Joe's Iv : but there's no way to prove it.

House puts The Interferon Syringe In Joe's Iv : It's pretty cool, huh?

Dugan : What is that?

House : This is interferon. It delays the onset of rigor mortis.

Chase : When did your lawyer say he was coming to get us?

Taub : He said, and I'm quoting here,

"Soon."

Dugan : I know...

Foreman : The reason you hated Masters from the moment you saw her...

Dugan : Come on.

Foreman : That was not the first time you saw her.

Chase : That is brilliant.

Taub : It's really not.

Taub : Is that guy seriously using the toilet?

Taub : Oh, my God, he's sitting down.

Foreman : Don't try to change the subject. Did you sleep with her?

Taub uncomfortable : No wonder he's in jail. Anyone who would do that has no shame.

Chase to Foreman : Or maybe he tried to sleep with her, and she shot him down.

Taub sighs : I don't know her.

Taub sighs : Is he grunting? I think I hear grunting.

Foreman : You realize we're not gonna drop this.

Taub : I didn't sleep with her.

Taub : I interviewed her for Hopkins Med School.

Foreman : So you're holding a grudge because she chose a different school?


I swear ever since she came home Intuit

I swear ever since she came home Intuit emotions like right now claim to get her

emotions like right now claim to get her more and more and I see macGruber award

more and more and I see macGruber award

more and more and I see macGruber award it always up didn't notice and wireless

it always up didn't notice and wireless

it always up didn't notice and wireless kryoptus

kryoptus

kryoptus I'm not thankful that you're doing that

I'm not thankful that you're doing that

I'm not thankful that you're doing that again were you paying to those walk

again were you paying to those walk

again were you paying to those walk barely pregnant with your breasts you

barely pregnant with your breasts you

barely pregnant with your breasts you know what your hand given no no I can't

know what your hand given no no I can't

know what your hand given no no I can't have any sore sorry buddy I got me I'm

have any sore sorry buddy I got me I'm

have any sore sorry buddy I got me I'm not a balloon yes thank you I didn't

not a balloon yes thank you I didn't

not a balloon yes thank you I didn't know no no no I think that was them I


now with high-end gaming PC's and dope

now with high-end gaming PC's and dope setups and chairs and


oh, so you took off the skin, Mokko,

and then you're squeezing out the juice?

- [Mokko] Everything--

- [Mark] Oh, and getting the seeds out, yeah?

You gotta feel it too.

- [Mokko] Mm-hmm.


House : Go forth and look for masses

House : in Clark Kent's limbic system.


[Music]


Is this turon?

- [Edzen] Turon, yes.

- [Mark] You just grab it? - [Edzen] Uh-huh.

- [Mark] This is called banana Q.

Salamat.

Caramelized with sugar, banana Q.

This is a popular Filipino street food snack.


Oh, man, that is a salty, fatty, juicy sausage.

With a little bit of lime juice,

that sourness, that chili, that smoky aroma,

that is tasty.


Leonard : Okay.

Leonard : Okay.

Leonard : Okay.

Howard on phone : Okay. Okay!

Leonard : Okay.

Raj : Everything okay?

Howard : Bernie's a little cranky since she's been working, like, 17 hours a day.

I've got a lot on my plate too. I've been busting my tail playing "Assassin's Creed."

Raj : Stuart, you got anything going on for Valentine's Day?

Stuart : Not really, other than hiding all the sharp objects around here...

Stuart : ...and white-knuckling it till morning.

Stuart : What do you got going on?

I was gonna spend the night with my special little lady...

...but she got worms and then I had to take her to the vet.

Stuart : There must be something we can do.


Zoey : I hate boats, Ted.

Zoey : I do, I hate 'em.

Zoey : I can't be on them.

Zoey : I can't be near them.

Zoey : I can't even think about them without getting seasick.

Zoey : You want to know why I want to save that building?

Zoey : Because when I look up at The Arcadian,

Zoey : I see something big and solid,

Zoey : and right now everything else in my life

Zoey : just feels like I'm on a boat.

Zoey : I know it's crazy to care that much about a building.

Ted : It's not crazy at all.

Ted : I'm the same way.

Ted : Look, Zoey,

Ted : The Arcadian should be a landmark, it should.

Ted : The lion head stonework is iconic.

Ted : I hate that we have to tear it down.

Ted : I hate working for GNB.

Ted : They're a bunch of wieners and gonads.