Penny : Oh. Well, you know, I've got two hands

Penny : and a bit of a drinking problem.

Sheldon : Of course. Ask a silly question.

Sheldon : -That's odd. -What?

Sheldon : There are takeout containers in the trash can.

Penny : So? That's my dinner from last night.

Sheldon : What's odd is they're in the trash can.

Penny : Okay. Look, honey, I promise there's no one's here.

I've had a long day. I just want to have a quiet dinner by myself.

Sheldon : Oh, very well.

Sheldon : I'm no stranger to enjoying the pleasures of solitude.

Sheldon : -Oh! -What?

Sheldon : Have you gotten Leonard a welcome-home gift yet?

Sheldon : -No. -Oh, great.

Sheldon : Do you want to go halfsies on a 200 dollar squirt gun?


together Italians but we married six

together Italians but we married six years and we have a five-year-old


Howard : Six.

Howard : Seven.

Howard : Eight. Nine.

Ten-five!

Howard : Six.


But there's chicken curry,

there's some potato curry,

and some chickpeas.

Thank you very much.

I gotta pace myself, though,

because we have a lot to eat today.

Okay, let me try that beef qeema.

Oh, that's delicious.

You got the minced meat,

you got a bunch of spices in there,

you can taste the chili,

and then it's like juicy and slightly oily.

Keema is a wonderful dish.

Chickpeas are always good in Pakistan.

They're always so creamy.

What kinda juice is this?

No, orange juice, but it might have like,

some pineapple or something.

It tastes like mixed fruit.

sighs

steady techno music

Thank you very much.


from the memorial we jumped in a taxi

from the memorial we jumped in a taxi

from the memorial we jumped in a taxi and we're now back at the house Matt

and we're now back at the house Matt

and we're now back at the house Matt gave us a great tour of Tim poo and

gave us a great tour of Tim poo and

gave us a great tour of Tim poo and really nice pleasant little city or town

really nice pleasant little city or town and we're gonna hang out for a bit and

and we're gonna hang out for a bit and

and we're gonna hang out for a bit and then we're gonna go have dinner this

then we're gonna go have dinner this

then we're gonna go have dinner this restaurant is called new grand and it's

restaurant is called new grand and it's

restaurant is called new grand and it's on the second floor it's kind of down an

on the second floor it's kind of down an alley and then you follow the staircase

alley and then you follow the staircase

alley and then you follow the staircase up and immediately you can just smell

up and immediately you can just smell

up and immediately you can just smell the aroma of spices coming out of the

the aroma of spices coming out of the

the aroma of spices coming out of the door this is an Indian restaurant it's a

door this is an Indian restaurant it's a vegetarian restaurant and we just

vegetarian restaurant and we just

vegetarian restaurant and we just ordered up a bunch of dishes I usually

ordered up a bunch of dishes I usually

ordered up a bunch of dishes I usually don't drink soda but on the menu here

don't drink soda but on the menu here

don't drink soda but on the menu here they have a masala Pepsi we have to

they have a masala Pepsi we have to

they have a masala Pepsi we have to order one and try it

order one and try it

order one and try it it is a Pepsi gets served in a beer mug

it is a Pepsi gets served in a beer mug

it is a Pepsi gets served in a beer mug and there are a lot of floaties on the

and there are a lot of floaties on the

and there are a lot of floaties on the inside and it almost has no this has


Chandler : Oh, look. It's the woman we ordered.

Hey, can we help you?

Ronni : No, thanks. I'm just waiting for Joey Tribbiani.

Joey : I'm Joey Tribbiani.

Ronni : Oh, no, not you. Big Joey. Oh, my God!

Ronni : You're so much cuter than your pictures.

Ronni : I'm Ronni.

Ronni : Cheese Nip?

Chandler : Joey's having an embolism, but I'd go for a nip.

Ronni : Most people, when their pets pass on...

...want them like they're sleeping.

Occasionally you get a person who wants them in a pose.

Ronni : Like chasing their tail.

Ronni : Or jumping to catch a Frisbee.


All the masala.

Tons of masala spices, oh and that smells so nice.

- Tomato. - Tomato, great.

This is gonna be so aromatic and delicious.

Mmm, smells good.

- Green chili. - Green chili, green chili.

And then here's the bheja. - Bheja.

- So this is the brain.

One mutton brain. - One piece.

- Oh and it goes right in.


He has an aunt that lives in Pasadena.

Alexis : We should go talk to her. See if she knows anything.

Hayley : Sure, we could do that.

Hayley : Or we could just pretend you never found this.

Alexis : Fine. But my dad wants to know what happened during his missing time.

Hayley : Of course he does.

Hayley : But what happens when your father starts poking his nose

into this Malcolm fellow, mmm?

Hayley : I mean, the guy is former Special Forces.

Hayley : God only knows what he's doing for a living right now.

Hayley : Isn't it safer for your father to maybe not remember what happened?

Hayley : You should delete this.

Lanie : You okay?

Alexis : Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.


people sell merch we sell potatoes they

people sell merch we sell potatoes they are ciccone Jodi potatoes calm but you

are ciccone Jodi potatoes calm but you

are ciccone Jodi potatoes calm but you merge potatoes cream boy where you can

merge potatoes cream boy where you can

merge potatoes cream boy where you can be confident be confident OLS yeah oh

be confident be confident OLS yeah oh

be confident be confident OLS yeah oh yeah look at you one hat look at you go

yeah look at you one hat look at you go

yeah look at you one hat look at you go oh good girl that was so good nice like

oh good girl that was so good nice like

oh good girl that was so good nice like I can get myself bad oh I'm so happy

I can get myself bad oh I'm so happy

I can get myself bad oh I'm so happy today friends so happy knowing knowing I

today friends so happy knowing knowing I have a date

have a date

have a date there's a date now we have a date here

yeah can you believe it

yeah can you believe it

yeah can you believe it after all the years of trying and


Kids, by this point, we knew Aunt Robin had been a teen pop sensation

in Canada, known as Robin Sparkles.

And we also knew that her Robin Sparkles character

came from a Canadian TV show, which we'd never seen...

until now.

Barney : I cannot wait to see what's on this DVD!

Marshall : - You haven't watched it yet? - Of course not.


trying it better anyway we landed we are off putting the boat there putting the

off putting the boat there putting the

off putting the boat there putting the boat in exactly where we put the skis in

boat in exactly where we put the skis in to do the foil boarding oh is that

to do the foil boarding oh is that

to do the foil boarding oh is that yesterday - yeah man it is gonna be fun

yesterday - yeah man it is gonna be fun

yesterday - yeah man it is gonna be fun baby

baby

baby all right love getting out doing a

all right love getting out doing a

all right love getting out doing a little fishing especially in the ocean

little fishing especially in the ocean

little fishing especially in the ocean it's just a different experience

it's just a different experience

it's just a different experience Jamie swears he's got like the right

Jamie swears he's got like the right

Jamie swears he's got like the right lures to troll and that's what we really

lures to troll and that's what we really never have done is trolling that's where

never have done is trolling that's where you pull the bait and I hope for a grab

you pull the bait and I hope for a grab

you pull the bait and I hope for a grab and I'm all about it that's fun that's

and I'm all about it that's fun that's

and I'm all about it that's fun that's go man this is amazing this is so

go man this is amazing this is so

go man this is amazing this is so awesome


Papa told it to you.

- A butt on it.

- A strawberry or a what, a butterfly with a butt on it?

Bryan laughs

Something about a butterfly butt.

Let me know if you guys have any good toddler jokes

down in the comments below,

that would be really fun to read with Ollie, Huh?

- Mmmhmm.

- Yeah.

Hey did you have fun today?

- Yeah

- Played in the pool, did some pretty cool tricks, huh?

Yeah, is it getting to be bedtime?

- Mmmhmm.

- Yeah, it's getting to be bedtime, it's really late.

- Night.


student is just unbelievable it is so

student is just unbelievable it is so good so it's like addictive you couldn't

good so it's like addictive you couldn't once you start eating that you're gonna

once you start eating that you're gonna

once you start eating that you're gonna eat the entire place you'll eat the

eat the entire place you'll eat the

eat the entire place you'll eat the entire place by yourself for sure yeah

entire place by yourself for sure yeah

entire place by yourself for sure yeah the wheelers in there how many times

the wheelers in there how many times

the wheelers in there how many times just once however much your heart says I

just once however much your heart says I would say four or two two is fine

would say four or two two is fine

would say four or two two is fine one cut that way yeah yeah does he

one cut that way yeah yeah does he

one cut that way yeah yeah does he really wrap the noodles into a bundle

really wrap the noodles into a bundle

really wrap the noodles into a bundle yeah super tight cool so now the noodles

yeah super tight cool so now the noodles are very short hope you don't mind I

mean it may be a minim harder to eat

not chewy no the same noodles like and

not chewy no the same noodles like and

not chewy no the same noodles like and again it's very light in flavor it's

again it's very light in flavor it's

again it's very light in flavor it's more gentle than this guy it's not sour


Penny : Interesting.

Penny : I never told you that.

Leonard : Sure you did. No.

Penny : I never told anyone that.

Penny : But I did write it in my journal.

high-pitched : What?


bowl of rice krispies a nice

bowl of rice krispies a nice he's a funny yeah he's a funny thought

he's a funny yeah he's a funny thought

he's a funny yeah he's a funny thought oh and when you're in a holidays okay

oh and when you're in a holidays okay

oh and when you're in a holidays okay you're like you've wear like a bikini or

you're like you've wear like a bikini or as a man like I might wear like a shirt

as a man like I might wear like a shirt

as a man like I might wear like a shirt present it over are the topless and just

present it over are the topless and just a pair of shorts or something like that

a pair of shorts or something like that

a pair of shorts or something like that right and it's perfectly acceptable to

right and it's perfectly acceptable to

right and it's perfectly acceptable to walk around and go to restaurants and

walk around and go to restaurants and

walk around and go to restaurants and meet people and talk to people and like

meet people and talk to people and like

meet people and talk to people and like see people and people come to your room

see people and people come to your room

see people and people come to your room or whatever and you're just like you

or whatever and you're just like you

or whatever and you're just like you know topless or whatever you like

know topless or whatever you like

know topless or whatever you like chatting away people and stuff for that

chatting away people and stuff for that

chatting away people and stuff for that or like Anna's in a bikini and she's

or like Anna's in a bikini and she's

or like Anna's in a bikini and she's like just kind of chatting away to

like just kind of chatting away to

like just kind of chatting away to everyone and just like walking around or


Penny : Okay, I got a box, but there's no key in here. Just letters.

Sheldon : That's the wrong box. Put it back.

Penny : Oh, Sheldon, are these letters from your grandmother?


Benjamin : - Do you remember the night? - Oh, my God. I completely forgot.

Charlie : Oh, my God, I can't believe they let us back in this place.

Chandler : You weren't there.

No, but, you know, it's just a funny image.

Ross : You know, the two of you in this restaurant with the...

Charlie : Ross, why don't you tell Benji about your proposaI while I go to the ladies' room.

Benjamin : So tell me about it.

Okay. Well, I would like to do a dig in the Painted Desert.

There are still severaI areas that haven't been fully excavated.

Benjamin : - Break up with Charlie. - What?


Leonard Penny sneezes : -Getting a cold? -No, no, it's probably just allergies.

Leonard : You want an allergy pill? I have them all.

Leonard : Prescription, nonprescription, foreign, domestic, experimental.

Penny : Do any of them work?

Leonard : Not really, I'm just an enthusiast.

[BLOWS NOSE]

[PENNY RETCHES]


connected to the Wi-Fi and I spent the

connected to the Wi-Fi and I spent the whole day sweeping emails off the floor


push turkey but maybe give the mixture

push turkey but maybe give the mixture Oh

Oh

Oh you think it was and yeah having fun

you think it was and yeah having fun

you think it was and yeah having fun there let's go let's go

there let's go let's go

there let's go let's go and I see you cannot do your first steps

and I see you cannot do your first steps at 7 : 00 in the morning no walking in the

at 7 : 00 in the morning no walking in the morning and I see ya what what are you

morning and I see ya what what are you

morning and I see ya what what are you doing

doing

doing come here baby Amelia what what is that

come here baby Amelia what what is that

come here baby Amelia what what is that what your little brother's gonna go is

what your little brother's gonna go is

what your little brother's gonna go is it you're gonna wash them in the sink

it you're gonna wash them in the sink

it you're gonna wash them in the sink like that chef I know what is this work

like that chef I know what is this work

like that chef I know what is this work just good


bowl of noodles am i both small yep and

bowl of noodles am i both small yep and so the reason for that is because


what's the best Jamaican Italian food

what's the best Jamaican Italian food jamika because I was like there's no

jamika because I was like there's no

jamika because I was like there's no like I was like wait what I wonder I

like I was like wait what I wonder I

like I was like wait what I wonder I want something Jamaican but we came to

want something Jamaican but we came to

want something Jamaican but we came to an Italian restaurant so yeah that one's

an Italian restaurant so yeah that one's I'm very bit hard one yeah

I'm very bit hard one yeah

I'm very bit hard one yeah if food is Roy and I got the past of

if food is Roy and I got the past of

if food is Roy and I got the past of Meatballs giving out a bowl full of

Meatballs giving out a bowl full of

Meatballs giving out a bowl full of cream I think God would you get

cream I think God would you get

cream I think God would you get salmon unless you got some like fish

salmon unless you got some like fish

salmon unless you got some like fish with a fresh fish is fried and you need

with a fresh fish is fried and you need

with a fresh fish is fried and you need two little explorers over here they've


Castle : Hey. Shall I pour you a glass?

Beckett : Uh, no, not right now.

Castle : Everything all right?

We have to talk. SIGHS


Sonia : I see a gun and I run.

Sonia : I was trying to get to a phone to call 911.

Ryan : Not buying it, sweetheart.

Sonia : Irish, I got three months left on my sentence, okay?

I've already served nine long years.

Sonia : I run right now, they add another two, how dumb do you think I am?

Esposito : Don't answer that. It's a trap, trust me.

Do you think she's telling the truth?

Darren : I don't know.

Esposito : It's not like she hasn't lied to me before.

Sonia : Damn, I knew you weren't over me.

Esposito : I am so over you.

Esposito : Now, was that Hammerhead thatjumped me with a shotgun?

Sonia : Yeah. That was him.

Joey : Look, I didn't know you were a cop, man.

You broke into my GG's apartment.

Joey : My shotgun is registered,

Joey : and I have a right to defend my property,

so y'all got nothing to hold me on.

Esposito : You like sharks, Joey?

Yeah, they cool, I guess.

Beckett : What's your favorite shark?

Esposito : I like the ones with the funny shaped heads.

Esposito : You know what I'm talking about?

Beckett : Yeah. The hammerheads.

Esposito : Yeah. That's it. That's funny, because we heard that you were Hammerhead.

Joey : Yeah? who told you that?

Joey : Wait, that girl that was with you earlier.

Joey : I knew she looked familiar.

Beckett : Hammerheads aren't usually man-killers, Joey.

Beckett : So, what happened?

Oof!

Joey : I don't know what you're talking about.

Esposito : Ten years ago you were part of a heist group

Esposito : that used gelatin mixed with perfume to disable security systems.

Esposito : Last night, you used the same recipe to break into a high-security warehouse.

Esposito : Only thing is, you got caught and you murdered a guard.

Joey : Last night I was in Jersey, at my Chicken-Chicken-Chicken.

Joey : It's a chicken restaurant.

Joey : I own seven in the tri-state area.


Amy : Sheldon, I don't think everyone...

Sheldon : Wolowitz, perfect. Everyone listen to Wolowitz.

Okay, then, uh, clears throat


Phoebe : So you two were married, huh?

Phoebe : What happened, you just drift apart?

Do you remember our wedding day?

Did you know I slept with the best man?

Yes, he told me.

At least I think that was what he said.

It was difficult to understand with his legs wrapped around my head.

Mrs. Geller : Here comes the bride.

Phoebe : Oh, my God, Monica!


on various trips to Seoul to Korea,

and it's just an amazing market.

The steam is going up,

the little piles of gimbap, the rice rolls,

the soondae, the giant tubes of blood sausage.

It's an amazing market,

such a good variety of different street food.

But specifically today we're going

to eat everything from the episode,

all of the different street foods

and what a beautiful market, what a beautiful market.

We got here a little bit early,

but we should be meeting up with Dan

and some other friends, Jeffrey, very soon.

I think it's right at 10 a.m.

Not even all the stalls are open yet,

so we're here early, we're in good time.

tribal drum beating

- I see Jeffrey up ahead, a good friend of mine,

eating friend of mine, Jeffrey.


He's a keeper.


Cameron : She could be going into a seizure.

HANNAH : Hello? I think there's a simpler explanation.

You're not gonna find anything. I'm fine! I want to see my mom!

House : So sedate her.

Foreman : She won't consent.

House : She's a teenager.

Foreman : No dad. Mom's still in surgery.

Foreman : What do you want us to do? Hold her down?

House : Well, only until you inject her with a sedative. Then you can let her go.

Foreman : We tried.


In fifth grade, I got in a fight. Well, not really.

Richard Danville bit me.

I still have a little scar right here. You can see it.


Phoebe : Once I got to know him, I saw that he is really sweet...

Phoebe : ...and caring and very generous.

Phoebe : All I'm saying is, don't judge Ross before you get to know him.

You know, I like all of you guys now. But when I first met you, you know?

Kurt? I thought, abrasive drunk.


and it's just the lounging atmosphere is unparalleled.


leg don't ever do that let's wrap this

leg don't ever do that let's wrap this around the pole like that and then you

around the pole like that and then you

around the pole like that and then you have yourself a fantastic floating GoPro

have yourself a fantastic floating GoPro I mean this will never sink and then for


Travel pictures, yearbook, her name on an employment slip?

10 : We weren't checking for that stuff, okay?

10 : Obviously, House didn't want us to.

You're gonna... You're gonna out me, aren't you?

You're gonna ruin everything.

39 : Nobody's trying to do anything, just relax.

24 : This is not a normal response to the test. Pulse and BP are too high.

Greta : Get away from me.

Greta : Get away from me! Don't touch me!


Sichuan huoguo, and this is one of my favorite joints here,

so we're gonna line up, there's a line up here,

and try it out.

Isn't that beautiful?

- The taste of peppercorn is just in the air.

- Oh yeah.

It's in the lungs.

- Or right there.

- [Trevor] After choosing off your choice of meats

and vegetables, you make a sesame oil dip with vinegar,

garlic, selantro, and oyster sauce.

And then you boil the meat.

So you take any of your ingredients

and this is the semi pork here,

oh yeah and you just get it covered in that egg yolk,

and put it right in,


House : He's not responding to treatment.

Wilson : I'm sorry.

House : I was happy.

House : He's my patient.

House : I'm sure he's a good guy. He's probably a great guy.

He's apparently a much better guy than I am.

House : And some part of me wants him to die.

House : I'm just not sure if it's because... I want to be with her,

or it's because I want her to suffer.

House : Hey. Is it okay if I talk to Stacy for a minute?


Zoey : I just, you know... I saw those slippers in your bag,

Zoey : and suddenly everything felt really serious. And...

Zoey : ever since, I've been asking myself,

Zoey : "Am I ready for this?"

Ted from 2030 : And...

Zoey : the answer is "yes."


Robin : I just...

Robin : I want you to want me

Robin : To want to have your grandkids.

Robin : And you should.

Robin : I'm a genetic gold mine.

Robin : No family history of diabetes

Robin : Everyone has nonporous teeth and perfect eyesight.

Robin : I had one schizophrenic uncle, but even he had perfect vision,

Robin : Which was unfortunate for the people around

Robin : The bell tower he was in, but still he was

Robin : A very fine man, and...

Marshall : Excuse me. Sorry.

Marshall : Didn't know that there was a line.

Lily : Marshall, your zipper.

Oh. Right.

Ted's mother : Robin, it's not that I don't want grandkids.

Ted's mother : It's just I don't think anyone should make the mistake

Ted's mother : Of getting married too young.

Robin : Why do you say that?

Robin : I mean, you got married pretty young.

Robin : That wasn't a mistake.

Robin : Was it?


Kido no no order after all of that well

Kido no no order after all of that well mommy's silly huh

mommy's silly huh

mommy's silly huh she made us come all the way out here

she made us come all the way out here

she made us come all the way out here and it's closed oh my goodness guys

and it's closed oh my goodness guys

and it's closed oh my goodness guys you've made a terrible mistake

you've made a terrible mistake

you've made a terrible mistake so I thought maybe we'll just nip that

so I thought maybe we'll just nip that

so I thought maybe we'll just nip that into marcin's

into marcin's

into marcin's and pick up our own cross on the look at

and pick up our own cross on the look at traffic look at traffic on will D or

traffic look at traffic on will D or

traffic look at traffic on will D or letters not sure Holly oh oh right there

letters not sure Holly oh oh right there all right this is why everyone stay cool

all right this is why everyone stay cool I just wanted to get across on a cross

I just wanted to get across on a cross

I just wanted to get across on a cross on the too much chance for lacrosse all


Robin : Lily, are you okay?

Lily : What do you think?!

Lily : Of course I'm not okay!

Lily : Everything that could possibly go wrong at my wedding has!

Well... It's ruined!

Robin : What happened to "I don't want a perfect wedding"?

Lily : Oh, grow up, robin!

Lily : Of course I want a perfect wedding!

Lily : Oh, god.

Lily : I wanted... I wanted not to care about the wedding, but...

Barney : I do.

Lily : I... I'm supposed to feel like a princess today.

Robin : And you will.

Robin : It's gonna be okay, sweetie.

Robin : I have something that'll make you feel better.

Lily : What could you have

Lily : That could possibly make me feel better?

Lily : God, I hope marshall's having a better day

Lily : Than I'm having.

Robin : Oh, my god.

Marshall : Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

Robin : Oh, my god.

Marshall : Oh, my god!

Marshall : What?


Caterpillar?

House : Lower intestine with ulcerative colitis.

House : You crash art therapy classes just for the adrenaline rush?

Tritter : Cuddy wouldn't get off the phone until I promised I'd come and see for myself.

I got to admit, this move I did not expect.

House : Well, don't tell anyone, but the photos of smiling people in the brochures,

House : it's just marketing.

Tritter : Well, you're obviously making an effort.

Tritter : So I suppose the next step is for me to talk to the DA.

House : Which you have no intention of doing.

No.

House : So words mean nothing, actions mean nothing, what the hell is left?

House : You son of a bitch!


"Stop it! You're killing him! This wasn't the deal!"

Beckett : And who was he yelling at?

Tom : I don't know. There wasn't anybody else there.

Tom : But I think that guy, he saved my life.

This "force," what did it want?

It just seemed like it wanted me.

Okay, fine. I admit, it is weird.


Ted : We can be buddies.

Ted : Just not on a boat.

Captain : Fair enough.

Captain : The hunting lodge it is.

Ho-ho-ho!

slurring : You know, once we stopped trying to have a conversation

Robin, slurring : and just focused on the drinking...

Robin, slurring : I had fun.

Marshall : Yeah, me, too.

And then a terrible thing happened.

Marshall's beer goggles kicked in

and his very drunk mind started to see...

Marshall : No... No, no!

Robin : No! No,

Marshall : don't turn!

Lily : Uh-oh.

Robin : I don't feel so good.

vomits

Robin : Oh, my God! Oh, my God, I am, I am so sorry!

Robin : Oh! You must think I'm totally disgusting.


you know bqt ah he's a big cutie begins

you know bqt ah he's a big cutie begins with a it ends with a and it looks like

with a it ends with a and it looks like

with a it ends with a and it looks like you it was it like anything so cute


Tiger.

Dragon.

Iceberg!

Phoebe : Joseph, did you even study at all last night?

Joey : Yes, I did!

Phoebe : Then do Iceberg.

G-sharp.

G-sharp?

Phoebe : Have you been studying the real names of the chords?

Joey : Have you?

Ross : Oh, my God!

Joey : What? I didn't touch a guitar!

Phoebe : But you're questioning my method!

Joey : No, I'm not questioning it. I'm saying it's stupid!

What?

Monica : Thank you.

You know, none of my other student...

Phoebe : ...thought I was stupid.

Joey : Your other student was you!

Well, maybe you just need to try a little harder!

Joey : Maybe I need to try a real teacher!


let's go eat nice it's beautiful here I

let's go eat nice it's beautiful here I think I don't know if they'll allow me

think I don't know if they'll allow me

think I don't know if they'll allow me to move in all right I would rent a

to move in all right I would rent a

to move in all right I would rent a table here if I could it's a place it's

table here if I could it's a place it's

table here if I could it's a place it's very spacious

very spacious

very spacious it's got a beautiful marina aqua vibe to

it's got a beautiful marina aqua vibe to it the ceilings made out of bamboo and

it the ceilings made out of bamboo and

it the ceilings made out of bamboo and that's just the interior I haven't even

that's just the interior I haven't even

that's just the interior I haven't even got to the food yet I'm a little

got to the food yet I'm a little

got to the food yet I'm a little overwhelmed right now but you know what

overwhelmed right now but you know what

overwhelmed right now but you know what food in buffets that's a universal

food in buffets that's a universal

food in buffets that's a universal language let's go check it out


Nice.

Very good.

Oh, that is fantastic.

Wow.

It's like, it's like the most aromatic macaroni noodles,

macaroni soup noodles ever.

This bowl of macaroni noodles,

the broth is just like ...

It really gives you a nutritious, energetic,

complex feeling.

I think it's that creamy sauce that she put in there.

There's definitely a creamy, spiciness to it.

It tastes like a fermented tofu, actually.

I think that is what flavors that are on the soup.

There is so much in there, like there's a peppery kick,

like a black peppery kick,

but there's also like a red chili pepper kick.

I think that's the fermented tofu sauce

that she puts in there

to have a bit of a fermented aroma,

but it's also quite creamy.

On top of that, the broth just has

a nice strong mushroom aroma.


Castle : Maybe Royce was doing some kind of PI work for her.

Castle : The building this guy's coming out of looks familiar.

She has articles on corgis, on surfing, wine tasting...

Beckett : How does any of this add up?

Castle : Maybe she was researching a role.

Beckett : And what role would that be?

Castle : What does any of it have to do with Royce?

Castle : Cops, cops.

Photo... Okay.

Okay, go.


This is Mr. Tresselt. Prep him.

MEREDITH : - I thought you said we were operating. - We operate at four.

I'm not just going to slide you into the OR.

You got to work a little too. Right?

FINN : - Hi. - Hey.

MEGAN : How much is this going to cost my parents?

ALEX : That's not something you need to be worrying about.

MEGAN : But this is so stupid. I'm fine.

MEGAN : Hey! Punch me in the stomach. Right here.


Nick : It was a field trip. One of the kids had a fake ID.

Nick : But, Dad, you know Abby. Tell him.

Artie : I know what she's like when the two of you are around me, but...

Taub : If you're right, the tests will come back negative.

Nick : Can you give her a message?

Nick : I brought her homework. And I love her.

Taub : Sorry I'm late.


come I'm not getting a full full on

come I'm not getting a full full on noodles here what is going on what with

noodles here what is going on what with

noodles here what is going on what with like people one of the reasons why Thai

like people one of the reasons why Thai

like people one of the reasons why Thai dishes are so small is is not because

dishes are so small is is not because

dishes are so small is is not because they eat less but because they eat more

they eat less but because they eat more

they eat less but because they eat more variety ah let me get you a screw well

variety ah let me get you a screw well

variety ah let me get you a screw well thank you very much in pink one oh thank

thank you very much in pink one oh thank you oh man you can see how like thick

you oh man you can see how like thick

you oh man you can see how like thick and rich that it oh that is that it's

and rich that it oh that is that it's

and rich that it oh that is that it's fatty curing man Kevin whoa oh it's good


House : as opposed to an actual attempt.

Wilson : Interestingly, the rain in Spain doesn't

Wilson : actually fall in the plain all that much.

But who puts their internal organs

House : on a skillet just to get attention?

Wilson : Go ask him.

House : That would be cheating.

Amber : Got a diagnosis yet?

Taub : Get out of here.


could be another playing ballad you have if you've been doing that to start it'd

if you've been doing that to start it'd

if you've been doing that to start it'd be cool to grab them right like a little

be cool to grab them right like a little flick book so I'll pull them off and

flick book so I'll pull them off and

flick book so I'll pull them off and then turn them and then like

Guarnere mukbang wagon of the other week last can fat in dancehall don't see this

last can fat in dancehall don't see this bed everything don't drag it

bed everything don't drag it

bed everything don't drag it goddamn black hole in this way I'm sorry

goddamn black hole in this way I'm sorry it's okay

it's okay

it's okay oh I forgot to order the side of the I


Okay.

clears throat


Ted : Hey, you want to crank some Van Halen just like old times?

Marshall : Hells, yeah!

Ted : Or listen to the Sparky book again?

Ted : Listen to the Sparky book again.

Ted : Okay. Let's listen to it again.

Barney : Man, those Canadian doctors banded me up,

Barney : reset my jaw, put my shoulder back in its socket,

Barney : and they didn't even bill me. Idiots.

Lily : All right, I guess they're not idiots.

Barney : The coffee was extraordinary.

Barney : Huh.

Barney : I guess Canada's not so bad.

Barney : They play their cards right,

Barney : maybe they can even become a state someday.

Robin : Barney, I've thought about this.

Robin : When you stood up and told off those people,

Robin : I thought, "Yeah, America's cool." Hmm.

Robin : And then when those guys pounded the stuffing out of you,

Robin : I thought, "Yeah, Canada's pretty cool, too."

I-I may have taken a few pokes myself.

Robin : So, I've decided, dual citizenship.

Robin : I'm going to be American and Canadian.


Zoey : I guess I'll take it.

Marshall : Zoey and The Captain...

Marshall : are getting divorced.

Marshall : Which means...?

Marcus : So help me, Marshall,

Marcus : if you don't call those two crazy, mixed-up kids,

Zoey : I will.

Marshall : Give me that phone.

Ted : Why do I hate you? Are you kidding?

Ted : You're actively trying to prevent me from realizing a lifelong dream.

Ted : So there's that. Plus,

you're stubborn and argumentative.

Ted : And what kind of name is Zoey, huh?

Ted : What is that, short for Zoseph?

Ted : Go on, get it. I'll have more in a second.


And it's oily.

And you've got that light spice.

The pepper in there.

The light cumin.

And then again you can really like taste the meat.

So far today in the dishes,

in the meat based dishes that we've had,

the meat just comes in so vibrantly flavorful,

but so natural tasting.

It's fat.

- [Man] It's horse fat.

upbeat music

- Whoa!

Wow it's like really meaty.


Cameron : And if you gave anyone else this job, they would always say no.

Cameron : Because... Well, because they should.

Cameron : House is insane.

Cuddy : Which leaves me.

House : I'm sorry.


biting or not it's so tender and you can taste the they use it on their that's a

taste the they use it on their that's a

taste the they use it on their that's a it's a type of citrus it's very like

it's a type of citrus it's very like

it's a type of citrus it's very like it's amazing that isn't a we finished

it's amazing that isn't a we finished

it's amazing that isn't a we finished with all of the courses of beef and I

with all of the courses of beef and I

with all of the courses of beef and I can say with certainty that that was one

can say with certainty that that was one of the most satisfying meals I've ever

of the most satisfying meals I've ever

of the most satisfying meals I've ever had in my entire life

had in my entire life

had in my entire life it was truly outstanding every single

it was truly outstanding every single

it was truly outstanding every single bite was like a progression of juiciness

bite was like a progression of juiciness no who's just bite after bite of just

no who's just bite after bite of just

no who's just bite after bite of just the most amazing beef I was blown away

the most amazing beef I was blown away

the most amazing beef I was blown away by almost every single bite of this

by almost every single bite of this

by almost every single bite of this entire meal and we're now finishing with

entire meal and we're now finishing with some anestachio ice cream that is


But Joey goes, "No way. Let's get Die Hard.

I'm not watching that English crap."

Yeah, he's dreamy.

I gotta go. I gotta go meet some friends.

He has other friends?

Ninety-nine...

...a hundred. Ready or not, here I come!

Chandler : Let's go over the concept one more time.

You want to get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight?


yourself

yourself yeah you do rolling baby I'm so happy

yeah you do rolling baby I'm so happy

yeah you do rolling baby I'm so happy I'm going to yoga yes I couldn't say


Girl : The workload's killing me, though.

Marshall : Oh, tell me about it.

I'm third year at columbia law, so...

Marshall : Does kill you, I can probably get a conviction.

Barney : Yeah.

In an other spot of the Scorpion & the Toad.Barney to a girl : You must be majoring in chemistry,

In an other spot of the Scorpion & the Toad.Barney to a girl : 'cause what I'm picking up between us is, uh...

In an other spot of the Scorpion & the Toad.Barney to a girl : College lesbian phase.

Listen, I got to go,

Girl : But it'd be great to see you again.

Marshall : Yes, it would.

Marshall : It really would.

Well, maybe I'll see you here sometime.

Marshall : Probably not. I'm never here, so...

Girl : You know, I do have a phone number.

Marshall : Great. Nice.

Barney : Hi, I'm barney.


Penny : -Good night. -Mm-hm.

Amy : It was rather flattering to have strangers send us drinks.

Bernadette : Yeah, that felt nice.

Amy : Maybe tomorrow morning we put on some hot pants

Amy : and see if we can score us some free omelets.

So, hypothetically, if we were to have gone with them,

Bernadette : which one would you have picked?


Raj : Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

Howard : Will you please relax? I can't take it, dude.


Raj : Sheldon, we've been on this train 90 seconds...

Leonard : ...and you've already said a thousand words.

Leonard : Just tell us where to sit and shut up.

Sheldon ripping off sticker : Here.

Sheldon : I'm hoping once you reap the endorphic rewards...

Sheldon : ...of the steady clickety-clack of steel wheels on polished rails...

Sheldon : - ...your sour disposition will abate. - Yeah, maybe.

Leonard : Back in the 21st century, people are raising tray tables and putting seat-backs upright...

...because it's time to land in San Francisco.

Raj : It's not so bad really. At least these trains have modern plumbing.

Raj : In India, you squat over a hole in the train and expose your naked buttocks...

Raj : ...to the chilly air of Rajasthan.

Sheldon : He is referring, of course, to third class...

Sheldon : ...on Indian Railways' magnificent Ranakpur Express...

...and its 1200-kilometer journey from Maharashtra to the Bikaner Junction.

Leonard : Oh, look. Now he's boring on an international scale.

Holy crap, look.


We should do it, Edie.

Edie : You think maybe we should get a second opinion

Edie : before we start removing our child's organs?

It's an effective use of taxpayer's money.

Tritter : I'm actually off this week.

Cuddy : I'm guessing you don't have a family.

Cuddy : Most people have enough going on in their lives

Cuddy : that they don't have to personalize every slight.

Tritter : This isn't personal.

Tritter : Not anymore.

Cuddy : My head of Oncology had to shut down.

Cuddy : My entire staff are afraid to make a move without covering their ass.

Tritter : I think you're angry at the wrong person.

Cuddy : You think Dr. Wilson deserved to have his assets seized,

Cuddy : his entire practice ruined?

No.

Cuddy : So, you just don't care?

Tritter : This is how I get what I want.

Tritter : I put pressure on people, and if it doesn't work on Wilson,

Tritter : it'll work on you.

Cuddy : You punish the innocent.


I'll see you next time.

Yes, I made it! I'm on time!


and then everybody just put their hand

and then everybody just put their hand

and then everybody just put their hand out the window and held on to it I drove

out the window and held on to it I drove really slow like if it did start to slip

really slow like if it did start to slip our hands aren't gonna do anything it's

our hands aren't gonna do anything it's

our hands aren't gonna do anything it's just gonna go yeah as long as you don't

just gonna go yeah as long as you don't

just gonna go yeah as long as you don't catch like the wind like as a sail we

catch like the wind like as a sail we

catch like the wind like as a sail we got a lot of funny looks from a lot of

got a lot of funny looks from a lot of

got a lot of funny looks from a lot of people but we need it all the other


Frank : But Chandler's a girl!

Chandler : Okay, keep saying it.

Alice : -Am I too late? -No, no. Everything's okay.

Frank : There's 30 fingers and 30 toes.

Alice : We have our babies?


Marshall : We had my waffle story.

Marshall : I even sent them a awesome photo montage.


nail brought this thing called I guess

nail brought this thing called I guess it's called the dome but have you ever

it's called the dome but have you ever

it's called the dome but have you ever seen those photos where it's like half

seen those photos where it's like half

seen those photos where it's like half underwater half above which I brought

underwater half above which I brought

underwater half above which I brought today some of them are Photoshop some of

today some of them are Photoshop some of them really this dude imagine today with

them really this dude imagine today with the mountains in the background while we

the mountains in the background while we were surfing look at this so a GoPro

were surfing look at this so a GoPro

were surfing look at this so a GoPro goes in the back just like that and then

goes in the back just like that and then it's supposed to take half water shots I

it's supposed to take half water shots I guess what I'm saying is that we're

guess what I'm saying is that we're

guess what I'm saying is that we're gonna go try to check this thing out see

gonna go try to check this thing out see how it works cuz I have never used it

how it works cuz I have never used it

how it works cuz I have never used it before I bet there's a learning curve

before I bet there's a learning curve

before I bet there's a learning curve yeah keeping the top half dry you know


the kids for lunch if they finish in

the kids for lunch if they finish in school in 15 minutes okay honey please

school in 15 minutes okay honey please

school in 15 minutes okay honey please share my experience okay I thought I was


Alright,

I can't say goodbye to you guys again...

Rachel : ... I love you all so much.


...I can put myseIf in any repellent situation I want.

- Um... Again... - Stuart, please, you're being rude.

Amy : Anything else?

I believe I would like to aIter the paradigm of our relationship.

Amy : I'm listening.

Sheldon : With the understanding that nothing changes whatsoever...

Sheldon : ...physical or otherwise...

Sheldon : ...I would not object to us no longer characterizing you...

...as "not my girIfriend."

Amy : Interesting. Now try it without the quadruple negative.

Sheldon : You're being impossible.

Sheldon : Hi, Stuart.

Sheldon : Fine.

Stuart : Amy...


Audrey : That is a disgusting thing to say. She was my best friend.

Beckett : Where were you the night that she was killed?


-Where'd she go? -They're just wrapping her up.

Rachel : Okay. Well, be careful with her, she's really tiny.

Dr. Long : Here she is.


and I'm not gonna blow it by advertising our next move.

Ryan : With all due respect, this guy put a bullet in your heart,

Ryan : and then he disappeared into the ether.

Ryan : You cannot go in there unprepared.

BECKETT : Unprepared?

Beckett : I've been preparing for this for the past 13 years.

Ryan : Hey, Javier.

Ryan : Man, don't let her do this. It's too big of a risk.

Esposito : It's all good, bro. We got this.

Castle : Come on. We don't want to miss her speech.

Castle : Or the entire graduation.

MARTHA : I'm almost ready.

CELL PHONE RINGING

SIGHS


it together man I went yeah that's not

it together man I went yeah that's not weird we all do

I'm so happy with this right now

I'm so happy with this right now

I'm so happy with this right now I love the vinegar the aged balsamic not


and then the black part, is that the seed?

- [Trevor] Yeah.

- The black part is the seed,

so then it's a very tedious process

because you have to peel out that seed.


Results are back on that one. They're not good.

-That was good. -Yeah.

Ross : Danger! Danger!


so I'm gonna go to the food court area

to try to get some spoons,

and then Trevor and I are gonna eat right here.

Hold on, man.

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- All right, there we go.


Ira Flatow : This is Science Friday. I'm Ira Flatow.

Ira Flatow : My guest today is responsible for the discovery of the first

Ira Flatow : stable super-heavy element.

Ira Flatow : Welcome, Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

Sheldon : Thank you.

Sheldon : The university made me come here.

Sheldon : I didn't want to.

Sheldon : Big fan of the show.

Ira : So, I understand that you actually discovered

Ira : this element by mistake.

Sheldon : Yes.

Ira : And some people in the science community are calling it

"The Wonder Blunder."

Sheldon : Who? Give me their names.

Sheldon : I bet it's Wolowitz.

Ira : It's just such a fascinating story.

Ira : Your calculations are way off,

Ira : but they find the element anyway.

Ira : It's like misreading a treasure map

Ira : and still finding the treasure.

Sheldon : Can we talk about something else?

Sheldon : Do you know that I yodel?

Thats interesting, but this could be taking you

Ira : down the path toward a Nobel Prize.

Ira : And in Chemistry, no less.

Ira : And wouldn't that be unusual?

Ira : Because you're a physicist.

Sheldon : Yes, yes, I'd be a physicist with a Nobel in Chemistry.

Sheldon : Everyone laugh at the circus freak.


munch on this clock huh yep huh oh yeah

munch on this clock huh yep huh oh yeah you just call a global cracker itself

you just call a global cracker itself

you just call a global cracker itself it's like a shrimp meat stuffed cracker

it's like a shrimp meat stuffed cracker

it's like a shrimp meat stuffed cracker I want to try the you Club try with the

I want to try the you Club try with the

I want to try the you Club try with the spicy sauce mmm

I love the spicy sauce I don't read the

I love the spicy sauce I don't read the

I love the spicy sauce I don't read the mail that's really different than the

mail that's really different than the

mail that's really different than the Minish again in the u.s. it's a lot more

Minish again in the u.s. it's a lot more citrusy I fantastic but we got one more

citrusy I fantastic but we got one more

citrusy I fantastic but we got one more dish we got attractor spicy salted

dish we got attractor spicy salted

dish we got attractor spicy salted shrimp oh by the way let me pour you

shrimp oh by the way let me pour you

shrimp oh by the way let me pour you something could Cola I've been like

something could Cola I've been like

something could Cola I've been like drinking the heck out of this Pacific to

drinking the heck out of this Pacific to that benefit drink you're improving

that benefit drink you're improving

that benefit drink you're improving everybody I don't usually drink soda but


Joey : How does that explain my underwear at your place?

Joey : I don't know.

Joey : Get ready to come out of the non-gay closet.

I promise to come up with something. Just give us time.

Rachel : All right.

Joey : But it better make me look really good.

And another thing :

Joey : The video camera?

Nice!

Dr. Leedbetter : May I have a word?

Ross : Of course, Donald.


very good a problem in not only a

very good a problem in not only a welcome but it's also a greeting yes

welcome but it's also a greeting yes

welcome but it's also a greeting yes when you see somebody over Papa

when you see somebody over Papa

when you see somebody over Papa yesterday a warm welcome to

yesterday a warm welcome to

yesterday a warm welcome to - okay it could be a wife but anybody at

- okay it could be a wife but anybody at all how do you say delicious hey ed hey

all how do you say delicious hey ed hey

all how do you say delicious hey ed hey des hey dick okay hey na is a phrase I'm

des hey dick okay hey na is a phrase I'm going to need to use a lot okay yes


After that tlayuda, we tasted the corn masa tamale

stuffed with the same mole negro sauce and chicken.

And while I was getting ready to bite,

we were brought even more food,

another mole sauce made with almonds, the almendrado.

The people in Mexico are just so friendly.

People are so friendly here,

I think this is gonna have to be,

this might just have to be the last meal.

But look at that.

Oh.


Beckett : Okay. Lift my top.


- [Man] Yeah, yeah, get closer to the tree, Joey.

laughing

Joey howls

- [Joey] It's so slippery, man.

- Jump into the tree.

playful rhythmic music

- [Man] Nice, dude.

chuckling Nice!

- [Man] Aim high.

- Whew, okay, I'm tired.

That's amazing how it holds your feet, though.

playful rhythmic music

water splashing

foot swishes in water

food sizzling

- [Man] Manicoba.

woman speaks in foreign language

man speaks in foreign language

woman and man speak in foreign language

- [Woman] Manicoba.

water bubbling rapidly

man and woman speak in foreign language


And yet, somehow, it's true.

Janice : I mean, this is so great. We're gonna be baby buddies!

Ross : Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby's ears.

Man : -Hi, sweetie! -Hi, sweetheart.

This is my husband, Sid. I don't think you've met him. Ross, Rachel, this is Sid.


Oh! Five more minutes.

Leonard : That's what you said five minutes ago.

Leonard : Amy and Penny are already in the car, move it.

Sheldon : How come I never get to do anything I wanna do?

Howard : If he really wants to stay and finish, I can give him a ride home.

Sheldon : Please, Leonard. He said it's okay.

Leonard : Sheldon, it's... Wait, I can go home without you? Bye.

Sheldon : Howard, I have a few questions.

Sheldon : I found three bowling pins.

Sheldon : Now, do you juggle these or are you missing seven?


over are you bed like you've no idea

over are you bed like you've no idea that was like a massive purchase Brooke

that was like a massive purchase Brooke

that was like a massive purchase Brooke I don't know like when we first moved in

I don't know like when we first moved in here we were in a rush we had moved

here we were in a rush we had moved

here we were in a rush we had moved countries which if you've done it

countries which if you've done it

countries which if you've done it before it's really really tough and like

before it's really really tough and like we were pretty much broke when we

we were pretty much broke when we

we were pretty much broke when we weren't broke but like yeah like we had

weren't broke but like yeah like we had

weren't broke but like yeah like we had spent a lot of money on movers on

spent a lot of money on movers on

spent a lot of money on movers on because the gates international like on

because the gates international like on

because the gates international like on [Music]

[Music]

[Music] relocating on the relocation agency like

relocating on the relocation agency like everything the deposit like just

everything the deposit like just

everything the deposit like just everything we didn't know if we're going

everything we didn't know if we're going to stay here or not and so we bought

to stay here or not and so we bought

to stay here or not and so we bought like a load of furniture from Ikea

like a load of furniture from Ikea

like a load of furniture from Ikea because it was just fast quick we

because it was just fast quick we

because it was just fast quick we couldn't wait for like 10 weeks or

couldn't wait for like 10 weeks or

couldn't wait for like 10 weeks or whatever the usual waiting time is we

whatever the usual waiting time is we

whatever the usual waiting time is we needed a bed we needed like just some

needed a bed we needed like just some

needed a bed we needed like just some basics and so we just bought like all

basics and so we just bought like all

basics and so we just bought like all Ikea stuff not just making at all

Ikea stuff not just making at all

Ikea stuff not just making at all because some of the stuff like I'm well

because some of the stuff like I'm well

because some of the stuff like I'm well actually most of it I'm taking with me


Sheldon : the phone companies have been lying to me.

Sheldon : Penny.

Penny. Penny.


Arthur : Sheldon, what are you doing here?

Sheldon : I'm sorry. Did I wake you?

Arthur : Of course you woke me. It's 7 : 30.

Sheldon : Well, I would have been here sooner, but for some reason your home

Sheldon : isn't on this map of Hollywood stars.

Arthur : What do you want, Sheldon?

Sheldon : It's been pointed out by my girlfriend

Sheldon : that I may have been annoying to you.

Arthur : She sounds like a keeper.

Sheldon : Anyway, I wanted to apologize. I am truly sorry.

Arthur : All right, apology accepted. Have a nice night.


Foreman : It's big. 5.8 centimeters.

Chase : We do nothing, she dies from liver failure within 60 days.

Cameron : - She needs a transplant. - That's gonna happen.

She's 38 years old. She's a mother. - She's a schizophrenic mother with no money, on the public dole, in fact,

House : who knocks back vodka every time a breeze blows her way.

Foreman : Mickey Mantle had a whole bar named after him. He got a transplant.

House : Yeah, well, Lucy can't switch-hit.

Plan "B"... Surgery to resect the tumor.

Joe Bergin does the gamma knife thing. Laser cauterizes while it cuts, saves more liver.

Wilson : The tumor's way too big. He won't even consider it.

Not a big risk-taker, Bergin. Won't even drink milk on its expiration date.

He has no discretion. 5.8 centimeters is past the surgical guidelines.

House : Would he do it at 4.6?

Cameron : Why don't we just say it's zero? Then we don't need him at all. Tumors grow, they don't shrink.

House : This one does.

Ninety-five percent ethanol.

Wilson : The ethanol dehydrates the tumor cells.

Wilson : Literally sucks them dry.

It shrinks the tumor temporarily.

Cameron : How temporarily?

Wilson : Well, if we're lucky,


Castle : So, Buckley is investigating Danton's call-girl ring.

When Danton discovers that Buckley's brother-in-law is a client,

Castle : he sends a message, "Back off, or your family gets hurt."

Beckett : And then, when Buckley doesn't back down, Danton kills him.

Castle : - So, how do we find Danton? - We talk to one of the call girls.

Beckett : Call that number and tell him to bring one of his girls over.

Castle : And tell her to wear something sexy. No reason we can't enjoy this interview.

Scarlett Price : Hey, Paul. Couldn't wait to see me, huh?


Tori : around the Net from site to site.

Tori : But this is where it started.

"Pyrolicious. Com." Really?

Tori : Wow. Okay. A site that caters to fire fetishists.

Beckett : I didn't even know there was a fire fetish.

The actual term is "pyrophilia."

Further proof that the Internet has something for everyone.

WHISPERS I'm not gonna ask how you knew that.

IN NORMAL VOICE So, when did this video show up there?

Tori : About an hour after the fire was put out.

Beckett : And who runs the site?

Tori : It's registered to a Milo Pavlik.

Castle : Does he have a record?

Oh, yeah. He burned down his family house when he was 19.

Beckett : Where do we find this Milo Pavlik?

Beckett : Milo Pavlik, NYPD. Open up.

What? I... Hey, what are you doing?

Beckett : Where did this video come from?

Milo : Listen, nothing I do here is illegal.

Milo : I simply provide fire enthusiasts around the globe...

Beckett : This fire was set by an arsonist.

Castle : Not to mention a murderer.

Beckett : So who shot this video? Was it you?

Milo : - No! What? It wasn't me. - CELL PHONE CHIMES

Beckett : - Then how'd it get up on your site? - Sorry, it's a text.

Beckett : I don't care. How did it get up on your site?

Milo : I have a drop-box outside. People

Milo : leave stuff. It was on a USB drive.

Milo : It was quality material, so I uploaded it.

Castle : Who dropped it off?

Milo : I don't know. I have no idea.

Beckett : That's very convenient. Now, did this

Beckett : person ever provide any other material?

Oh, yeah, he has a real eye, this one.

Milo : - Sent me a few choice items. - CELL PHONE CHIMES

Well, if it was someone else, and they're submitting videos,


Then after Robyn went to jail, I just...

Linda : I felt so guilty.

Beckett : Is that why you started NBP?

Castle : I thought

Linda : maybe I could help Robyn, somehow make a difference.

Beckett : Except she found out the truth,

confronted you, and that's why you killed her?

Linda : I didn't kill Robyn.

Linda : I didn't even know she found out the truth.

Beckett : Look, Linda, it's time to come clean.

Linda : I just did.

Linda : I crashed the car, fled the scene.

Linda : But I didn't kill Robyn.

Linda : I was in Philadelphia on business at the time of the murder.

Beckett : Who else knew about the crash?

Linda : I'd like to speak to my lawyer now.

AII groups, final checks. Ten minutes until curtain.

Martha : Oh, Richard, thank you for letting me be here.

Castle : Of course, Mother. You should be here.

Scott : Linda, hey, it's me. The show's about to start. where are you?

Ryan : Mr. weinberg, you can hang up the phone.

Your wife's being held at the 12th Precinct.

Why? what the hell's going on here?


Castle : Pretty sure we're not being watched.

Beckett : You know what? Maybe this isn't such a good idea.

Castle : Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

Just wait here.

Okay.


Put her there, you old so-and-so.

Well, uh... I'm gonna see you at work in 12 hours.

Howard : Don't you think it could have waited until then?

Sheldon : Holy smoke, why didn't I think of that?

Sheldon : You're a better man than I, Howard wolowitz.

You put her there, you son of a gun.

Whatever. Heh.

Hot girl : My...

Leonard : It's...

Oh, my God, Howie! What did you do?

Sheldon : It was a harmless Halloween prank. Look.

Bernadette : Howard has a heart condition. You know that.


Ted : - It's dinero. - Where? I want his autograph!

So Marshall walked in the next morning all ready to quit.

But then something weird happened.


Ross : You've tasted it.

Ross : You've tasted it.

Ross : Oh, you've tasted it.

Susan : You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.

Give me the bottle.

Get me the towel.


And we feel a little bit robbed when our expectations aren't met.

Addison : Karev, I've got an ovarian torsion that needs emergent surgery.

You want in?


Sheldon, it's not a great time! What do you want?

Sheldon in the apartment : Hello to you, too.

Sheldon in the apartment : I'm sorry, but this is important.

Leonard : What is it?

Back to the Future 2 was in the Back to the Future 3 case,

and Back to the Future 3 was, get this,

in the Back to the Future 2 case.

Leonard : So?

Sheldon : So, did you do that, or am I in the house with an intruder

Leonard : Sheldon, I got to go inside. It's getting rough out here.

Sheldon : You're dodging the question. I knew it was you.

Sheldon : -What was that? -What was what?

Sheldon : This isn't a very good connection,

Sheldon : but it sounded like someone just released a Kraken.


Barney : Oh, snap.

What? You heard me.

Blauman : I don't need to take your crap anymore.

Blauman : My cousin's website went public today,

Blauman : And I made a pile of money

Blauman : On the ipo, so you know what I think

Blauman : Of this whole damn company?

Lily : O-kay.

Ted : Oh, my god.

Marshall : He peed on the conference table?

Blauman : Come on, come on, come on,

Blauman : Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Blauman : Uh, look, could you guys just look away for a second

Blauman : Till I get started?

Ted : Come on.

Ted : Come on.

Barney, pouring some water in a glass : Does this help?

Barney : Eventually, he just gave up and left.

Barney : And then his cousin's website tanked.

Barney : And then he became a janitor at an old folks' home

Barney : And moved into a one-room apartment above a bowling alley.

Barney : That's it? That's the end of the story?


Rachel : What was the big news Pete wanted to tell you?

Or should I say, "Mrs. Monica Becker"?

Phoebe : Oh, keep your name. Don't take his name.

He didn't ask me to marry him.

Then definitely don't take his name!

He wanted to tell me he's going to compete in some Ultimate...

Monica : ...Fighting Competition thingy.

Rachel : - Pete? - Why? What is it?

I don't know exactly. It's sort of like wrestling.

Monica : But without the costumes.

And it's not fake. It's totally brutal.

It's two guys in the ring and the rules are, "There are no rules"!

- I heard you made a great 12-year-old. - It was the best year of my life.

You can bite and pull people's hair and stuff?

Anything goes except eye-gouging and fish-hooking.

- What's fish-hooking? - What's fish-hook...?


bouncy, spooky music

Where's the coffin?

This bed's too comfy.

- They must really love to entertain.


But so soft.

Oh, that sweetness just keeps on coming

as you keep on chewing.

Oh, it's like a lingering natural sweetness

to that shrimp.

Next up is the shrimp.


so she made them tie-dye, 'cause she was like,

"that's a lot of work".

Ollie ate all his breakfast and Fin's eating his breakfast,

Daddy's eating his breakfast.

How is it?


we're gonna have to do it chemically.

Daryl : What's wrong?

House : You're turning white.

Glenda : What does that mean?

House : It means he doesn't need football to get a good job anymore.

Taub : Raynaud's Phenomenon.

Taub : Vasospasms cut off the blood supply to his fingers,

Taub : could be early onset rheumatoid arthritis.

His rheumatoid factor is negative.

Thirteen : Arterial plaque throwing clots

Thirteen : would explain the fingers, head, heart.

House : You really think a guy with stenosis

House : could've aced that treadmill test?

Foreman : You're kidding me. You got him a desk?

House : And a nameplate. Man's got to have a place he can call his own.

Chase : What about Takayasu's arteritis?

Foreman : Lymphoma's a better fit.

Foreman : We should remove his spleen.

Chase : Bold move to skip straight to surgery.

Foreman : His big game's coming up, we don't have time to biopsy,

Foreman : wait for the pathology report, and resect.

Chase : Right. We should remove his spleen without confirmation

Chase : so he won't miss the big game.

House : Hang an ethanol drip.

Foreman : That won't treat for either lymphoma or Takayasu's.

House : If it's lymphoma, the ethanol will make him itchy,

House : and Foreman can remove his spleen.

House : If it's Takayasu's, he'll lose his radial pulse,

House : and Chase can start him on steroids.


Okay.

Well, this is my favorite part of the weekend. Right now. This.

This?

Frank : Oh, come on. We went to Times Square.

Frank : We found ninja stars. I almost get my arm broken by a hooker...

She's not a hooker.

Frank : When I tell my friends about her, she will be.

Phoebe, what's that?

Frank Jr. Gave me this before he left. A present.

It used to belong to our dad. His garage-door opener.

Until Frank melted it.

Cool!

Sound the bell, gather up all the men you can find.

We got ourselves an entertainment unit raising.


Robin : There's no way that's a picture of me.


Wilson : Your father's dead, House.

House : Not the dead dad, the biological dad.

House : The one I pointed out to you at the fake father's funeral.

Hun!

Wilson : Are you sure?


GASPS

PANTING

Simmons : Let's do without all this Kabuki theater, Detective.

Simmons : It's undignified.

Simmons : Tell me what I want to know

Simmons : and I'll give you a proper death

Simmons : without all this messy suffering.

COUGHS

Now...

What was your mission?


Depends on what you mean by "we."

Joey : - All right! - There he is!

Good old Chandler with the homophobic jokes.

So, what do you say?

I'll shower, but I won't promise anything.

Okay, that's all we're talking about. Okay? Come on, let's go home.

Who's Mike Smith?


Only all the time.

But not himself.

And not in the foot.

Actually... Ah, bah, bah, bah, bah.

But nothing.

I don't think there's anything hotter than a cop.

Are you okay?

Your nose is bleeding.

Uh, old injury.


Howard : Let her rip.

Scene : - Hi. - Hey, check it out.

Leonard : It's just corn starch and water.

Sheldon : They make up a non-Newtonian fluid which is liquid...

Sheldon : ...but solid under the percussive action of the speaker.

Howard : That's what makes it get all funky.


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Myka chocolate pancake what is that is

Myka chocolate pancake what is that is that an upper damage ligament

that an upper damage ligament

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yeah I think so - all right just in the year women must say I'm really happy had

year women must say I'm really happy had actual about internet you know what do

actual about internet you know what do

actual about internet you know what do you want me if you want a fork

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although concrete my skull punch up

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liquor makes up almost pancake maker

liquor makes up almost pancake maker thank you fixing me sure oh oh oh my god

thank you fixing me sure oh oh oh my god it's you remember I had a blog three

it's you remember I had a blog three

it's you remember I had a blog three years ago where that thing is like how

years ago where that thing is like how

years ago where that thing is like how many can you do in a row two three four

many can you do in a row two three four

many can you do in a row two three four five six seven eight

five six seven eight

five six seven eight look eight foot all right let's all it


[Music]

a quick word of warning for you I never

a quick word of warning for you I never

a quick word of warning for you I never drive around these parts okay then the

drive around these parts okay then the

drive around these parts okay then the drive was fine but parking always just

drive was fine but parking always just

drive was fine but parking always just horrible but you should definitely catch

horrible but you should definitely catch a taxi here or walk here anyways we got

a taxi here or walk here anyways we got

a taxi here or walk here anyways we got a little walk

a little walk

a little walk and we are hello we are almost here I'm

and we are hello we are almost here I'm

and we are hello we are almost here I'm very hungry now and very excited

we ordered some of her signature dishes

we ordered some of her signature dishes

we ordered some of her signature dishes and have known because she cooks over

and have known because she cooks over

and have known because she cooks over charcoal over a just a raging hot

charcoal over a just a raging hot

charcoal over a just a raging hot charcoal fire and she's also known she's

charcoal fire and she's also known she's because she always rocks her iconic ski

because she always rocks her iconic ski

because she always rocks her iconic ski goggles as she cooks


Professor Newman, the department head, is retiring, so..

Rachel : -They made you head of the department! -I'm teaching his advanced class!

Why didn't I get head of the department?

Great. You've always wanted to teach an advanced class.

No, I know. It's really exciting. This is the break I've been waiting for.

I'm not sure a court-ordered detox program..

was the break Professor Newman was waiting for.

But, hey.

Hey, Rach, I got a big date. Do you know a good restaurant?


Esposito : It was made to a bank in Venezuela.

Ryan : The second call was to

Ryan : the Venezuela consulate right here in the city.

It was the direct line of a senior official there, a Luis Delgado.

BECKETT : Clandestine wire transfers,

a high-ranking consulate official, all circling around

Beckett : the mysterious Armando Garcia.

Beckett : What was Cordero doing?

Castle : I don't know, but I can't wait to find out.

Castle : Swiss bank accounts, secret money transfers,


Ted : Ha-burn.

Zoey : - Good, the eggs are here. - Well, I should head up.

No, GNB was not popular.

That's why every year they produced a video to improve the bank's image.

What makes Goliath National Bank different from other big banks?

Here at GNB, we care.

Barney : I care about our precious Earth.


Arthur : Shocked!

Marshall : It was brutal,

Marshall : But the worst was a few minutes later.

Ferguson : Did you hear that?

Marshall : Yeah, sorry.

Ferguson : Can you believe he did that

On take your daughter to work day?

Marshall : So that brings us to today.

Oh, no.

Marshall : A little background.

Marshall : So I'm working on this report

Marshall : Called "using 23-b-3 spurious class action precedent"

"to contest a class certification order

Marshall : Based on a lack of commonality, numerosity..."

Ted : Dude, you lost us.

Ted : Can't you just call it something cool

Ted : Like "the ninja report"?

Marshall : Okay. Yeah, fine, whatever.

Marshall : Um, so I'm supposed

Marshall : To turn in "the ninja report" yesterday.

Awesome. Ooh... Oh, wow. Cool.

Marshall : But I got insanely busy with other stuff,

Marshall : I didn't get a chance to finish it,

Marshall : And then this morning...

Arthur : Hey, ferguson. Ferguson : Hey, arthur.

Arthur : How's your day going?


all that looks and smells delicious

all that looks and smells delicious I'll reach on into here get a little bit

I'll reach on into here get a little bit of that sticky rice with some of the the

of that sticky rice with some of the the pork all that's just gooey sticky


like the toasted crispy rice in the

like the toasted crispy rice in the bibimbap is so important and add so much

bibimbap is so important and add so much to the texture of this dish it's crazy

to the texture of this dish it's crazy

to the texture of this dish it's crazy Easter in the chili base and it's kind

Easter in the chili base and it's kind

Easter in the chili base and it's kind of cooking on the side of this still hot

of cooking on the side of this still hot stone Bowl that aroma gets me as excited

stone Bowl that aroma gets me as excited that's what I'm pouring the hot oil onto

that's what I'm pouring the hot oil onto my Chili's it's just incredible

my Chili's it's just incredible

my Chili's it's just incredible welcoming fragrance

there's the best bibimbap I've had in my short bibimbap having life it definitely

short bibimbap having life it definitely beats any restaurant I've had in the

beats any restaurant I've had in the

beats any restaurant I've had in the States and I'm gonna assume it's one of

States and I'm gonna assume it's one of

States and I'm gonna assume it's one of the best you can find in Korea dare I

the best you can find in Korea dare I

the best you can find in Korea dare I say it got even better with a chili

say it got even better with a chili

say it got even better with a chili sauce truly a magical bibimbap in

sauce truly a magical bibimbap in

sauce truly a magical bibimbap in experience it's one give a big shout-out

experience it's one give a big shout-out to soo Jin who told me about this place

to soo Jin who told me about this place

to soo Jin who told me about this place thank you so much heck of a

thank you so much heck of a

thank you so much heck of a recommendation thank you besides the

recommendation thank you besides the

recommendation thank you besides the awesome for simple um tree those jars or

awesome for simple um tree those jars or all their chilli sauce so that's why the


Monica : - What kind of karate is that? - No kind.

Phoebe : He just makes it up.

- How's it going with you guys? - So far it kind of blows.


[Applause]

first ever drive in a new house


they decided to go to a movie.

And so it's just me and my mom.

I actually have been doing a ton of running around,

for a little surprise.

I just got back, and they ate all their dinner,

got their jammies on, and now it is time for bed.

gentle music

Fin baby talking

Say night-night.

- Night-night.

- Mwuah.

- Mwuah.

- Say night-night.

- Night-night.

- Mwuah.

Say night-night.

- Night-night.

- Mwuah.

Mwuah, kisses.


Sheldon : If a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either is observed...

Sheldon : ...it will not go through both. If unobserved, it will.

If it's observed after it left the plane, before it hits its target...

Sheldon : - ...it will not have gone through both slits. - Agreed.

Leonard : What's your point?

Sheldon : There's no point, I just think it's a good idea for a T-shirt.

- Excuse me. - Hang on.


Penny : Every family in America has a relative...

Penny : ...holed up in a garage somewhere huffing paint thinner.

Howard after Raj whispers in his ear : No, I'm lost too. I think she skipped a step.

Now, look, Sheldon's cousin Leo escaped rehab and he's in a Motel 8 in Long Beach.

Penny : The whole family's going out for an intervention.

Penny : Leonard is driving Sheldon down to help him through this...

Penny : - ...because he's such a good man. - Oh, another hug? Thank you.

- All right, you guys. Good luck. - Thanks, Penny.


Ready, set, go.


Your booty

Your booty's so smooth.

Gentlemen, gentlemen. On the main stage,

give it up for Marshall's daughter.

He screwed up my childhood.

That's why I do this.

Marshall : I have no idea how to raise a daughter!

Marshall : What if she makes bad choices? I mean, what if she winds up dating some...

Marshall's daughter : Papa, I want you to meet my new boyfriend.

Barney : Hey, bro.

Barney : Thanks for making such a hottie.

Barney : Who's your daddy?

Marshall : You are, 'cause of all the sex we have.

Marshall : I don't want a girl. I just want a little boy.


Amy : You guys comfy? This might take a while.

You know, I don't understand why women

Sheldon : insist on making a big production

Sheldon : out of buying clothes.

Penny : No, you're right, we should do what you do.

Penny : Have our mom send us pants from the Walmart in Houston.

Sheldon : They have a man there

Sheldon : who understands my personal style.

Penny : Bye.

Leonard : Uh, I've got some bad news.

Leonard : There's no cell service in here.

Sheldon : Oh.

Sheldon : Well, that's all right.

Sheldon : There were plenty of ways to pass the time

Sheldon : before smart phones were invented.

Leonard : That's true.

Sheldon : I'll look them up.


Monica : I was kidding.

Chandler : So was I.

You're such an amazing actor.

Rachel : How do you know where Dr. Drake Ramoray leaves off...

Rachel : and Joey Tribbiani begins?

Joey : Well, with Dr. Drake...

Joey : they always tell me what to say.

Joey : And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own.

Rachel : Tell me something, Joey.


Howard : I'm a grown man with a Master's degree in Engineering!

MRS. WOLOWITZ : Excuse me, Mr. Fancy-Pants.

Howard's Mother voice : Want me to get you a popsicle?

Howard : Cherry, please.

MRS. WOLOWITZ : I ate the cherry. All that's left is green.

You make me wanna kill myself.

- What's going on? - I don't know.

Leonard : Now they're just yelling about popsicles.

Leonard : - Sounds like Penny really got to him. - I'm not surprised.

Raj : Despite his hard and crusty shell, Howard is a very sensitive man.


Bernadette : Sexually.

Raj : Got it. Take care.

Raj : I guess I have no choice

Raj : but to make sweet, guilt-free love to you

Raj : over and over again for the rest of my life.

Bernadette : That's how I heard it.

Or it could be "sy-fee."

Sheldon : What?

S-y-F-y. "Sy-fee."

Raj : Oh, right.

Raj : Good one.

Penny : So, did you get a chance to go over the scene I gave you?


guys oh you're only thirty thirty-one

guys oh you're only thirty thirty-one now all departure we have to eat them

now all departure we have to eat them

now all departure we have to eat them all mom I love you more than all the


of salted egg trust me that's all part

of salted egg trust me that's all part of the experience and this you couldn't

of the experience and this you couldn't

of the experience and this you couldn't chase puff brush everything yes I would

chase puff brush everything yes I would

chase puff brush everything yes I would even call this a super plate this is

even call this a super plate this is

even call this a super plate this is like an ocean candy play

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] all right I got a chicken dish this is

all right I got a chicken dish this is

all right I got a chicken dish this is really nothing to do with seafood but I

really nothing to do with seafood but I

really nothing to do with seafood but I just really like their chicken this year

just really like their chicken this year this is a crispy chunky fried chicken

this is a crispy chunky fried chicken

this is a crispy chunky fried chicken this is basically Chinese fried chicken

this is basically Chinese fried chicken

this is basically Chinese fried chicken you know KFC

you know KFC

you know KFC this is CFC Chinese fried chicken more

this is CFC Chinese fried chicken more

this is CFC Chinese fried chicken more challenging fried chicken crispy juicy

challenging fried chicken crispy juicy

challenging fried chicken crispy juicy morsels of me

morsels of me

morsels of me spicy nummy all that grace to Trump

spicy nummy all that grace to Trump

spicy nummy all that grace to Trump flavor I wouldn't expire got a simple

flavor I wouldn't expire got a simple

flavor I wouldn't expire got a simple place to make a really good version of


Ross : I'm not gonna watch Chandler up there while I'm in the seats like some chump.

This wedding isn't about you.

It's not? Then who's it about?

Well, it used to be about me, but now I have no idea.

Ross : My God, you're breathtaking.


baby talk

- [Bryan] Chocolate, what?

- Chocolate baby babble

- Comment down below you guys, what is Finn saying

he's saying it looks like chocolate something but I'm --

- Maybe like chocolate candy or somethin'.

- I don't think he was saying chocolate candy.

Ohhh, more powdered sugar, Finn I see you.

- Oh my goodness

- [Bryan] That looks incredible.

Good choices Finn.

- [Missy] Go

- Okay, I am doing my caramel apple now.

- [Finn] Hey Dada, I wanna do toppings

- Which one should I choose?

- I want you to do chocolate

- That one?

- [Missy] Oh that looks like a good one

- Okay I'm gonna go with this one.

Okay first I'm gonna do the caramel,


Okay.

You know, I don't think I told you this...

...but I just recently got out of a really serious relationship.

Oh, right. Wasn't that, like, a year ago?

Monica : So I did tell you.

Well, you know, that's not really the thing.

The thing is, is that right now I'm just in a place in my life...

...where I just need to focus on me.

- Do you know what I mean? - Oh, yeah, I know.

- I so want to be attracted to you. - But you're not. Okay. Good.

I'm sorry.

You know what? Don't be. It's... Don't be, because it's not so bad.

It's not?

Yeah. I know I'm no Jon Bon Jovi.

Or someone you find attractive.

I just think, you know...

Pete : ...that you might end up feeling differently.


a few fistfuls of curry leaves go in and he added in a whole bag of rock salt as

he added in a whole bag of rock salt as

he added in a whole bag of rock salt as well


Sheldon : You know, the more I think about it,

Sheldon : the more intrigued I am about having our own store.

Howard : We'll get to see all the new stuff

Howard : before it hits the shelves.

Sheldon : And we'll get to have fun interactions

Sheldon : with our customers.

"This isn't a library-- buy it or get out."

Howard : You say things like that all the time.

Sheldon : Yes, but as a store owner, I'll finally have a good comeback

to, "You don't work here-- shut up."

Leonard : Uh, do you know how Penny told Raj he should have

Leonard : left her off his list? Yeah.

Leonard : Well, do you think when she and I had that conversation,

she left people off her list?

Sheldon : I'm sure she did.

Leonard : Why?

Sheldon : Because if she hadn't,

Sheldon : she'd still be wading through the list.


Barney : What is it?

Nora : I want to get married.


It still has a little bit of a rubbery taste to it, but it is kind of nice and cheesy, that's for sure

Yeah, I'm still just not a huge fan of airplane omelets or airplane eggs, but

It's okay like I can definitely enjoy it and


we will not feed one of your children

we will not feed one of your children that seems like a good deal gotta go see

that seems like a good deal gotta go see some people some people like that all

some people some people like that all

some people some people like that all the kids go oh the kids are going

the kids go oh the kids are going

the kids go oh the kids are going alright anyway let us go to the partay a

alright anyway let us go to the partay a lot of one good thing about the parties

lot of one good thing about the parties

lot of one good thing about the parties guys when you do have kids if you have

guys when you do have kids if you have

guys when you do have kids if you have kids however many kids you have

kids however many kids you have

kids however many kids you have it's a great activity to tire the kids

it's a great activity to tire the kids

it's a great activity to tire the kids out at the weekend so I think parties

out at the weekend so I think parties

out at the weekend so I think parties actually great

actually great

actually great you know I just think it's mad is like


Bailey : We're slowly raising her body temperature with warming blankets,

Bailey : warmed IV fluids, and blood products.

Jim : How long is she going to have to be like that?

You know, with... Open like that?

Addison : We want her to regain as much strength as possible before we operate again.

Addison : But at the same time, we want to repair the damage as soon as possible.

Addison : So it's a balancing act.

Millie : I'm sorry. I don't quite know what you mean.

Bailey : Melanie will die if we don't get her back to surgery soon enough.

Bailey : And Melanie will die if we take her back to surgery too soon.

Addison : A balancing act.

Addison : A balancing act.

Bailey : Uh, Yang, call me if she starts actively bleeding.

Meredith : OK.

Addison : Karev. Where are you going?

Alex : What? She's in ICU. There's nothing I can do.

You can sit and watch that fetal monitor.

Alex : You can't be serious. She's circling the drain.

Addison : You know how long a baby can survive inside its dead mother? Five minutes.

Addison : Minutes not seconds, Karev.

Addison : Look at Melanie. Look at her.


For God's sakes, Sheldon, you are driving me crazy.


Beckett : Classic. Classic Royce.

Beckett : I was so in awe of him, Castle. When I first met him.

Beckett : I just hung on his every word.

Beckett : And then later I realized he was just making up stories to mess with me.

Beckett : I can't believe that I'm never going to see him again.

Do you know what I thought when I first met you?

Castle : That you were a mystery I was never gonna solve.

Castle : Even now,

Castle : after spending all this time with you, I'm...

Castle : I'm still amazed at the depths of your strength,

and your heart.

And your hotness.

Beckett : You're not so bad yourself, Castle.

Beckett : I should go. It's late.


Tim anger in voice : That's great.

Tim anger in voice : That's just great.

I'm so glad we came to this hospital so I could be treated by a bunch of quacks

Tim anger in voice : who don't know their asses from the inside of my skull.

Can I talk to you?

Mrs. Epstein : This isn't my husband. This is not my husband.

Mrs. Epstein : He doesn't speak to me, or anyone, this way.

Derek : I know this is difficult,

Derek : but the important thing right now is that we stop the bleeding.

Mrs. Epstein trying not to cry : He's the love of my life.

Mrs. Epstein trying not to cry : And I know that you have a lot of other patients

Mrs. Epstein trying not to cry : and you do a lot of other surgeries.

But he's the love of my life.

Mrs. Epstein trying not to cry : I just... I just need your word that you will treat this change

Mrs. Epstein trying not to cry : in my husband's personality as seriously as you would a fatal cancer.

Mrs. Epstein trying not to cry : Because that's the way this feels to me and to my kids.

Mrs. Epstein trying not to cry : We were happy. We were a happy family.

It just... If you could just fix it.

Mrs. Epstein trying not to cry : Just fix it.


Light on there.

Oh, it's dripping with juices.


of the powerful and mighty Aztec kingdom.

upbeat music

We're starting off at speaking foreign language ,

which is the Pyramid of the Moon.

And you can see, the steps are pretty steep.

You can't go all the way to the top of this one,

but you can go to the first lookout point

where there's a flat area, where you can get a nice view

so I'm gonna start climbing.

It's a good thing I ate a bunch of Barbacoa

so I have a bunch of energy.

lively salsa music

Yeah, those are some pretty steep steps, ah.

Oh, awesome view up here though.

people chattering


- [Man] Nice.


Mmm-hmm. You know what, I think someone needs a virgin mojito.

Castle : Grab me some more mint. It's in the fridge.

Martha : Here's looking at you, kid.

Beckett : And you.


Chase : I'm going to admit you.

Chase : There's a little mass here, and I'd like to get it checked out.


HAROLD : Wow!

This is out of sight! LAUGHING

Anything coming back to you there, Harold?

Esposito : Yeah, about how Glitterati connects back to Vince?

No, no, not yet, not yet. Give me a minute. Give me a...

Hey!

Oh, baby, baby! How you doing, hot stuff?

Harold : That's a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

CHUCKLES No?

Robert Decker : You throwing a costume party out there?

Beckett : Well, here's you, in your costume,


Chandler : -Is it on? -No, but this Wonder Broom is amazing!

Chandler : Oh, my God!

Chandler : It's on!

Chandler : Here we go, little fella.

Kathy : What about the duck?

Chandler : The duck can swim.

Phoebe : My sticky shoes

My sticky, sticky shoes

Why you stick on me?

Baby

Phoebe : Thanks for the lights, honey.


And Finn wanted to come with me so

I'm like, "Let's go."

You ready to get out?

Let's go.

Have you been to the new barn yet?

- No.

- No, this is your first time, huh?

Nacho eats grain everyday.

And I'm separating them into little baggies.

So all they have to do is grab and feed them everyday.

- I got my..

- Finn brought his iPad, he's very excited.

Alright Finn, grab me another bag.

- Okay.

- Give me another one.

dry food rattling in bag

I'm just trying to separate it that we he always

got food separated so they can just grab it and go.

baggie opening

- That's it?

- I need another bag.

- Oh.

Nevermind, I found a ball.

Hey Mommy.

- Yeah?

- Is that Nacho?

- Yes that's Nacho right there.

- That?

- Yep.

Finn getting some little horsey time.

Hi, Rusty.

Hi Rex.


Sheldon : so if anyone needs medical attention

Sheldon : or to tell a stranger their political views are stupid,

Sheldon : now's the time.

Amy : Have you ever been off the grid before?

Howard : Once.

Sheldon : The battery ran out on my phone.

Sheldon : I had to wait for my iPad to turn on.

Leonard : I was afraid he was gonna eat me.

Howard : Raj just pulled up.

Howard : I'm gonna say something to him.

Bernadette : Leave it alone. He means well.


oh my make it 3-2 ride downhill from

oh my make it 3-2 ride downhill from here

[Music]


Ross : ...of a Paleozoic amphibian in its jaws.

Ross : How did it get there?

Joey : Maybe this should be more of a quiet game.

Monica : Hey, guys.

I left my watch here last night.

-It was here. Where is it? -I don't know.

Monica : I'm late for work.

Ross : How do you know? You don't have a watch.

Can you stop throwing the ball for one minute and help me find it?


you look good mr. you're gonna get some serious work done this is my son my son

serious work done this is my son my son

serious work done this is my son my son have I gone me sack in there it let's

have I gone me sack in there it let's

have I gone me sack in there it let's all never gone this is Miss a Miss turn

all never gone this is Miss a Miss turn

all never gone this is Miss a Miss turn of a gun mister in little cinnamon God

of a gun mister in little cinnamon God

of a gun mister in little cinnamon God cries you haven't ran he smells like

cries you haven't ran he smells like

cries you haven't ran he smells like farts Andrea

farts Andrea

farts Andrea right you know way to catch him in the

right you know way to catch him in the

right you know way to catch him in the light to see

light to see

light to see all rightie needs a blue blonde maybe

all rightie needs a blue blonde maybe

all rightie needs a blue blonde maybe veg a red red with green green and red

veg a red red with green green and red

veg a red red with green green and red whoa see it's green wine orange should

whoa see it's green wine orange should

whoa see it's green wine orange should be like an Irish baby what do you think

yeah yeah yeah Oh basil s yeah there's


Marshall : It's okay, baby.

Marshall : You're not just realizing that now, are you?

Lily : God, the idea of standing

Lily : Up there in front of all those people who hate my guts...

Lily : Just makes me want to run off to atlantic city

Lily : And get married today.

Marshall : Yeah.

Coming up at 11 : 00 :

Are there piranhas in the east river?

What you don't know... Could eat you.

Marshall : Robin! Stop the news!

Woman : What the hell? It's okay. They're my friends.

Lily : We're going to atlantic city to elope.

Lily : You got to come with us.

Lily : Oh, my god, that is so fantastic!

I-I don't know if I can just leave work.

It's okay; mike can read the news tonight.

Woman : Hey, mike... You can read, right?

Mike : Yeah, I'm the best at reading.

Robin : Let's go to atlantic city!


Beckett : Only, the mugger got the worst of it.

Beckett : You ended up with a few stitches,

Beckett : the mugger ended up in the hospital.

Beckett : And cops say that you were non-compliant.

Castle : There's a critical moment in the arc of every superhero.

Castle : An awakening that transforms him,

Castle : that drives him to embrace his destiny.

Castle : For you, the mugging was that moment.

Marie : That's when Lone Vengeance was born.

Beckett : And then you used the Sword of Lone Vengeance

Beckett : as your comic book diary.

Beckett : We know you killed Tyler Faris, Paul.

Beckett : Your life is over. Both of your lives.

Beckett : You're going to prison.

Beckett : What do you think those cons are gonna do when they find out

Beckett : that you ran around in tights?

Beckett : If you help us,

Beckett : if you confess,

Beckett : I will keep you safe. I will get you placed

Beckett : in segregated housing.

Beckett : Now, that is a good deal, Paul. I would take it if I were you.

Paul : Okay. Okay, okay.

Castle : It's me. I'm Lone Vengeance.

Beckett : And Tyler Faris found out.

Paul : Yeah, he threatened to expose me, so I killed him.

I'm gonna need you to write that down, Paul.


Where's Leslie?

Well, you can't answer. Leslie? Where are you, Leslie?

Phoebe : Now would be a good time for your first words.

Phoebe : Well, look at you!

Phoebe : You are a little bit mischievous. My gosh!

Oh, you're a lot mischievous.


bathroom got the shower here the tub the sink duo and then over on this side is

sink duo and then over on this side is

sink duo and then over on this side is the private secure toilet station


[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

fantastic oh yeah and at this point I

fantastic oh yeah and at this point I

fantastic oh yeah and at this point I drink my morning coffee I sometimes I do

drink my morning coffee I sometimes I do some reading or sometimes I if I have

some reading or sometimes I if I have

some reading or sometimes I if I have some work I need to get done immediately

some work I need to get done immediately I start working some of the urgent

I start working some of the urgent

I start working some of the urgent things I need to do before breakfast

things I need to do before breakfast

things I need to do before breakfast even when we're traveling I bring my own

even when we're traveling I bring my own coffee I have a the same kind of filter

coffee I have a the same kind of filter

coffee I have a the same kind of filter but a plastic filter so it's like and I

but a plastic filter so it's like and I

but a plastic filter so it's like and I grind coffee I I bring my own coffee too

grind coffee I I bring my own coffee too you can rarely put your trust in coffee

you can rarely put your trust in coffee

you can rarely put your trust in coffee from hotels oh it's kind of hot this

from hotels oh it's kind of hot this

from hotels oh it's kind of hot this morning oh yeah turned off the fan about


Narrator : Lily and marshall were fighting about :

Peanut butter. Ah.

Ted : Lily left the lid off...


It's very nice to meet you.

Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket!

Phoebe : You wouldn't believe what people put in here!

Phoebe : Does this look like a garbage can to you?

Phoebe : Does it look like an ashtray?

Phoebe : Does it look like a urinal?


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If you don't, then vampire Ollie will get you.

Ah!

Alright boys, come in.

Come check out my new office.


distance I can zoom in that far but

distance I can zoom in that far but that's where we're gonna be going later

that's where we're gonna be going later

that's where we're gonna be going later today


Howard : It's not that precious.

Raj : I'd like to back you up,

Raj : but it sounds like it was pretty precious.

MRS. WOLOWITZ : Stewie, I can't find my glasses!


Phoebe : Hello, you.

Chandler : Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day.

Chandler : You know that thing you said before? I was intrigued.

Really?

Joey won't be here tonight.

Chandler : Why don't you come over? I'll let you feel my bicep.

Chandler : Or maybe more.

Phoebe : I'll have to get back to you on that.

Phoebe : He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!

Rachel : Are you kidding?


Cristina : Liz, just...

[machine beeping rapidly]

Cristina : Liz? Liz, stay... Liz, stay with me.

Cristina : Stay with me, Liz.

[Beeping continues]

[Alarm beeping]

[- Sia : Sunday]

Meredith : Sona?

Man 2 : Let's go.

- Right... right down. - Here we go. Bag her.

Nurse : - Push epi and atropine. - You got it.

Cristina : Somebody page Burke.

- [Man] I'll start ventilation. - Start that line.


Ted : Chicago.

Marshall : What are you doing? We can't just leave Lily.

Marshall : When she wakes up, she's going to freak!

Ted : She'll have a back rub and a crumpet.

Ted : She'll be fine. Relax. Have some fun.

Marshall : I just abandoned my wife.

Marshall : How am I supposed to have fun?

* And I would walk 500 miles

* And I would walk 500 more...

Ted : Hey, you really think Lily's pissed?

Marshall : If she's pissed, she's pissed.

Ted : Pfft.

When Barney finally

tracked down your Aunt Robin,

it wasn't a pretty sight.

Barney : Good morning.


Sheldon : Four hours more and we would have closed down the HomeTown Buffet.

- I thought you had plans with Amy. - Yeah, I did.


[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Leonard : -Sheldon, you got a minute? -Of course, my good friend. Come in.


I... I got some money saved up.

Ted : If ever there were a time in my life

Ted : To do something like this, it's right now.

Ted : Let's move to argentina.


Cool.

Mr. Greene : Neat, as in no rocks.

Ross : I know.

Mr. Greene : Hello, Ross! Where have you been?

Ross : I have been in the bathroom.

Ross : Stay clear of the salmon mousse.

Mrs. Greene : Scotch neat.

Mrs. Greene : That's Rachel's father's drink.

Ross : Mine too. Isn't that neat?

Mrs. Greene : Scotch neat.

Ross : Would you excuse me?