then for when you're leaking lots of

then for when you're leaking lots of milk in the beginning or the baby spits

milk in the beginning or the baby spits

milk in the beginning or the baby spits up everywhere all over your sheets

up everywhere all over your sheets

up everywhere all over your sheets it catches that on the pee pad with that

it catches that on the pee pad with that I used to use them one of his changing

I used to use them one of his changing

I used to use them one of his changing him because I had some mess over there

him because I had some mess over there

him because I had some mess over there pretty expensive so like I mean you


House : or it's not an unknown condition.

House : So, what is it? You tried to off yourself?

George : You figure I'm fat, therefore I hate myself.

Yeah, that's a huge leap of logic.

George : I don't wanna die. I just don't wanna be here.

House : Then it's a condition you've already had diagnosed,

House : or it's something you know you've inherited.

House : Let's see, your stomach has deep-seated feelings

House : of abandonment written all over it,

House : which points toward sexual abuse.

While a fear of hospitals, that points to a more specific traumatic event.

So I'm gonna say, your mom in the hospital with a candlestick.

House : And by candlestick, of course, I mean inherited OTC deficiency.

George : My parents are both alive and well and living in Boca Raton.

House : Thyrotoxic periodic paralysis?

George : I have no idea what that is.

Leukoencephalopathy. Will you stop!

George : If I knew what was wrong, I would tell you.

George : I'm not an imbecile, and I'm not miserable.

George : I'm just overweight.

CELL PHONE RINGING

What?

When?

House : To be continued.

EXCLAIMS


less chocolate you cannot lick it all so all you guys think about eating

all you guys think about eating

all you guys think about eating chocolate is that all what do you do

chocolate is that all what do you do

chocolate is that all what do you do wait what hmm all right what do you

wait what hmm all right what do you

wait what hmm all right what do you think of this Amelia do not touch the

think of this Amelia do not touch the

think of this Amelia do not touch the bowl or you will burn your fingers off

bowl or you will burn your fingers off

bowl or you will burn your fingers off do you want your fingers you don't need

do you want your fingers you don't need

do you want your fingers you don't need fingers anymore right


Monica : - Do you think they recognize each other from in there?

Erica : - Maybe.

Chandler : Unless they're like two people

who have lived in apartments next to each other for years,

and then one day, they're pushed through a vagina and they meet.

Nurse : We're going to take Erica to recovery now.

Monica : - There's something that we wanna tell you.

We decided to name the girl-baby Erica.


I'm just open to my guy

I'm just open to my guy

I'm just open to my guy I hope aha she grabs a card and throws

I hope aha she grabs a card and throws

I hope aha she grabs a card and throws it at the card machine like just take my

it at the card machine like just take my money well we had a great day it bounced

money well we had a great day it bounced around a lot I covered what I could it

around a lot I covered what I could it

around a lot I covered what I could it was like you know what happened what I

was like you know what happened what I

was like you know what happened what I actually woke up I was meeting the kids

actually woke up I was meeting the kids

actually woke up I was meeting the kids I said I think I'm gonna vlog today and

I said I think I'm gonna vlog today and

I said I think I'm gonna vlog today and both are more like cool yeah yeah and I

both are more like cool yeah yeah and I

both are more like cool yeah yeah and I was like do you really want me to be

was like do you really want me to be

was like do you really want me to be larger do you want me not to blog like a

larger do you want me not to blog like a wall if you guys both um were like yeah

wall if you guys both um were like yeah

wall if you guys both um were like yeah dude do whatever you want so I I did

dude do whatever you want so I I did

dude do whatever you want so I I did film some of our day like no no not a

film some of our day like no no not a

film some of our day like no no not a thick vlog where I filmed everything but

thick vlog where I filmed everything but I filmed some stuff we broke out the

I filmed some stuff we broke out the

I filmed some stuff we broke out the LifeStraw yeah yeah we're talking about

LifeStraw yeah yeah we're talking about

LifeStraw yeah yeah we're talking about what I did when they already seen it's

what I did when they already seen it's

what I did when they already seen it's weird

weird

weird flying's weird give it to her give it to

flying's weird give it to her give it to her give it to her watch this well now

her give it to her watch this well now

her give it to her watch this well now she's offended that you give it back

she's offended that you give it back

she's offended that you give it back she's getting big guys uh-oh are you

she's getting big guys uh-oh are you

she's getting big guys uh-oh are you gonna have to eat that Rizzuto off the

gonna have to eat that Rizzuto off the

gonna have to eat that Rizzuto off the floor tyreq oh we're back home is a good

floor tyreq oh we're back home is a good day very successful for all of us I have

day very successful for all of us I have been dying to get the boys out on their

been dying to get the boys out on their

been dying to get the boys out on their own it ended up being a lot of family

own it ended up being a lot of family

own it ended up being a lot of family which is wonderful like I'll always take


guys I've been to a lot about face in my day you know I have and those are my

day you know I have and those are my

day you know I have and those are my favorite and just I'm a little

favorite and just I'm a little

favorite and just I'm a little speechless because I'm feeling kind of

speechless because I'm feeling kind of

speechless because I'm feeling kind of overwhelmed I gotta just show you

overwhelmed I gotta just show you

overwhelmed I gotta just show you because I took a quick walk around this

because I took a quick walk around this

because I took a quick walk around this buffet I'm getting chills you can't see

buffet I'm getting chills you can't see

buffet I'm getting chills you can't see right now but I got goose bumps going on

right now but I got goose bumps going on my friend Viet here hey Viet how you


fruit of Thailand

fruit of Thailand brings them to her shop in just a small

brings them to her shop in just a small

brings them to her shop in just a small shop on the corner underneath the bridge

shop on the corner underneath the bridge but she does it so well she has passion

but she does it so well she has passion

but she does it so well she has passion she has love for the Sun tall

she has love for the Sun tall

she has love for the Sun tall and everything that she does making

and everything that she does making

and everything that she does making those sauces getting everything you're


And it's cool that you get to keep the clay pot.

- [Mike] That's what's really awesome about this is that

look and this is something you'll buy in the US at a store.

What's the red stuff?

- [Mark] I have no idea.

- [Mike] No one knows.

- [Mark] Are you getting some random pink stuff?

- [Mike] I'm getting the random pink.

Under is green.

What is this green stuff?

- [Mark] There's the tapioca on the bottom,

tapioca and corn.

- [Mike] Woah, look at the tapioca bubbles.

- [Mark] You keep digging further and you get new things.

- [Mike] This is like an iceberg.

Most of what you don't see is on the bottom.

- [Mark] Yeah look at the layers to that.

- This is beautiful.

I like it.

I'll tell you what, I like it.


Alexis : Owen. But I told him I had to ask you, but you'll say yes, right?

Alexis : 'Cause I told him yes, but you have to say yes, so say yes.

Castle : - Yes? - Yes! Yes!

Yes!

Castle : What am I saying yes to?

Alexis : The Junior-Senior Prom.

Castle : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You are not a junior, nor a senior.

True, but Owen's a junior.

Owen? I thought you said he was only 15.

Castle : Yeah, he skipped a grade. But he's so cute, Dad. Please, please, please.

Castle : If I say yes, will you promise to stay up past your bedtime, have a good time?

Castle : - Yes! - Not... Not too good a time.

Alexis : Dad, all we've done is hold hands.

Castle : Ew. Okay, please. Don't need details. Just...

Alexis : - So, I can go? - Of course you can go.

Alexis : Oh, I love you.

Alexis : - Oh. I'm gonna need a dress. - Of course.


Then it was Vetki's turn

It's a huge piece of fish

Below is a grain of rice

Celery in it

And fried garlic ... pretty good pieces

See

Again

The taste of the fish is different

Pretty tight, and looks pretty fresh

A little soft, but it is

It takes a while to press

Pretty tight, pretty ... not too soft

There is no bitter taste

This shows how fresh the fish is


Rachel : Is there room on that step for a pathetic loser?

Ross : Have a seat.


a boys one Eduardo is one this side and

a boys one Eduardo is one this side and Amelia has one this side congratulations

Amelia has one this side congratulations you're both winners now do you know what

you're both winners now do you know what the winner's prize is very exciting you

the winner's prize is very exciting you

the winner's prize is very exciting you ready for this


Sheldon : Why are you up?

Leonard : How am I supposed to sleep?


You would've liked him. We should do another...

How do you know the dad was racist?

Foreman : He beat up his son for dating a black girl. I extrapolated from that.

House : You see racism everywhere.

House : Maybe he just didn't like this black girl.

Cameron : It's not sarcoid. We would have seen granulomas in his...

House : She has pretty eyes.

House : Forget infectious. Forget environmental.

House : Defective DNA is keeping them from making a critical protein,

House : hence the fluid build-up.

House : Hits the throat, stomach, chest and brain.

Angioedema?

House : Hereditary angioedema. Symptoms fit perfectly.

Chase : It's an incredibly rare disease. They both would have to have a parent...

House : Is it a coincidence that your sister has great hair,

House : or that these two have green eyes?

Foreman : You're not saying... They're not brother and sister.

House : God, no. That would be sick.

Half brother and sister. Different moms.

House : Dad must have had an affair with her mom.

House : That's why he flipped out when the kids started dating.

House : He had it himself. Probably why the pills.

We won't know for sure...

Testing for HAE or paternity is going to take a day.

House : She doesn't have a day. Start treating and see what happens.


Debbie,

you don't wanna do this. Drop the gun.

Debbie : Do you have any idea what it's like

Debbie : serving this little punk kid in first class every month?

Debbie : Hearing him brag about

Debbie : how much money he's got strapped to his wrist,

Debbie : when I have nothing.

Alexis : So when you found out he was taking this flight again,

Alexis : you decided to do something.

Debbie : I heard about that watch, how it was gonna be auctioned off.

That's $13 million.

But nobody... Nobody was supposed to get hurt.

All right? I just needed Ford to step away

from him for, like, a minute.

Debbie : But when he saw Aaron was sleeping,

Castle : he knew.

Debbie : He tracked me down to the cargo hold and I...

Alexis : Debbie, what the airline did to you was unfair.

Alexis : But please, don't make it worse.


This is the open air, Caribbean style kitchen.

They have a fish, just one type of fish,

and he said it's similar to a red snapper.

It's a local fish.

We got our fish.

We got a big one.

He cut clits into it then he added some salt,

and then straight into this giant

cauldron of bubbling oil over fire.

That's a huge amount of oil.

sizzling

upbeat music


Raj : I'm telling you, if xenon emits ultraviolet light,

Raj : then those dark matter discoveries must be wrong.

Sheldon : Yes, well, if we lived in a world

Sheldon : where slow-moving xenon produced light,

Sheldon : then you'd be correct.

Sheldon : Also, pigs would fly,

Sheldon : my derriere would produce cotton candy,

and The Phantom Menace would be a timeless classic.

Raj : Oh, you're so arrogant.

Raj : If you were a superhero,

Raj : your name would be Captain Arrogant.

Raj : And you know what your superpower would be?

Raj : Arrogance.

Sheldon : You're wrong again.

Sheldon : If my superpower were arrogance, my name would be Dr. Arroganto.

Howard laughs : I love watching Raj and Sheldon try to work together.


Phoebe : Oh, thanks!

Is that a new suede jacket? It looks really expensive.

Monica : Yeah. I guess.

Phoebe : Just get your nails done?

Monica : Yes, Phoebe, but this is all I have, okay?

Phoebe : Thanks. Happy holidays! Here's your joy.

Thank you! Happy holidays and Wait.


guys ready to move ready to move it's so muddy down through here I want to ride a


Raj : Interesting. Did they take a walk down Liars'Lane?

Leonard : - What? - A lane frequented by liars.

Raj : Like you, you big liar.

- You have her? - Thank God she's okay.

Raj : Well, I trusted you and you let me down. The poor thing's been shaking for hours.

- I'm really sorry. - Hang on, you've had her for hours?

Raj : Yes. I picked her up and then we both went for massages to try and calm down.

Raj : And then we got Pinkberry.

Bernadette : You knew she was okay and you couldn't pick up the phone to tell us?


Leonard : I figured it would go for thousands, and I just wanted to be a part of it.

- There's only 30 seconds left in the auction. - Do you have $800?

- Not to blow on a miniature time machine. - Don't worry.

People wait until the last second, then they get it. It's called sniping.

- Fifteen seconds. - Come on, snipers.

- Ten, nine, eight... - Where are your snipers?

- Five. - Snipe.

Howard : - Four. - Snipe.

- Three, two. - Snipe, snipe.

Raj : - One. - Ah!

Oh. Congratulations, you are the proud owner of a miniature time machine.


Cuddy : Morning, Eli. Sorry about the wait.

That's all right.

I hear you've got a sick kid.

Eli : Yeah, I know what that's like.

Eli : Or, I should say, my wife does.

Cuddy : So, you guys ready to give some ground so we can make this deal?

Eli : Why would we do that?

Cuddy : We've been going at this for eight months.

As soon as you decide to get reasonable.

Cuddy : I'm the one that's unreasonable?

Cuddy : You've taken weeks to respond to every proposal I've presented.

Eli : AtlanticNet Insurance is the largest healthcare provider in New Jersey,

Eli : and you're not the only hospital whose contracts are up.

Eli : So is your team ready to come back to the table?

Yeah. We're not going to.

Cuddy : This is our final offer.

Cuddy : We're willing to go with a capitated structure,

Cuddy : but we need at least a 12% increase

Cuddy : in reimbursements across the board.

Well, good news is I can give you a quick response.


So you're a soap actor.

Well, this must be exciting for you, being in a real play.

Hey, I've done plays before. I'm a serious actor.

Kate : That infomercial!

For the milk-carton-spout thing!

You're the guy who doesn't know how to pour milk!


Penny : I know, right?

Leonard : Hey, what took you guys so long?

Priya : Oh, we were just chatting.

Leonard : That's nice. What about?

Priya : We were just comparing notes


Cooper : Not the only option.

Cooper : Did they meet in the drama department in college?

Sam : - Could be a thyroid thing. Anemia. - Have you checked for extreme ugliness?

- Not funny. Will you get back to me? - Yes, I will. OK.

Violet : And Cooper, you know what?

Ugly people have sex, Cooper. Ugly people are people too.

Addison : Hello?

Addison : Hello?

Addison : Hello?


Beckett : I'm impressed you've been able to hide this from the feds.

CHUCKLES You don't know the half of it.

SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE

SCREAMING CONTINUES

Jones : Wait here.


Lucas : It was a truth that mattered to him

Lucas : and a truth that mattered to her,

Lucas : why did it matter to you?

House : First of all, stop saying "a" truth. There is only one truth.

Lucas : That may be true for you.

House : Miserable people save more lives.

House : If your life has meaning, your job doesn't have to have meaning.


It's okay.

It's gonna be fine. It's okay. We're gonna be fine, sweetheart.

- I hope this doesn't destroy her. - Will for a little while.


Yes.

Yes, and the trees are happy too...

Chandler : ...because, for most of them, it's their only...

Chandler : ...chance to see New York.

After you've delivered the drinks, take the tray...

Gunther, please. I have worked here for two and a half years.

Rachel : I know the empty trays go over there.

Gunther : What if you put them here?


Yeah, I miss you too, sweetie. Ha, ha.

Okay, listen, I gotta go, but I'll see you tonight.

Howard on the phone : Bye-bye. Yeah, bye-bye.

Howard on the phone : No, you hang up first.

Howard on the phone : Hello?

Raj : Dude, I'm glad you finally got a girlfriend...

...but do you have to do lovey-dovey in front of us who don't?

Sheldon : Actually, he might have to.

Sheldon : There's an economic concept known as a "positional good"...

Sheldon : ...in which an object is only valued because it's not possessed by others.

Sheldon : The term was coined in 1976 by economist Fred Hirsch...

Sheldon : ...to replace the more colloquial but less precise "neener-neener."

Howard : That's not true. My happiness is not dependent on my best friend...


Lilly : And I want you to hear it from me first.

Okay, so let me get this straight.

Robin : You just snuck this girl into some stranger's apartment?

Barney : Yeah, we spent the night.

Barney : Hey, look at you.

Ted gets out of the kitchen : Hey.

Girl : I'm wearing your bathrobe.

Girl : I hope you don't mind.

Barney : The only thing missing from that bathrobe

Barney : Are your initials.

Girl : My mom's gonna be in town next week.

Is it okay if she stays with us?

Barney : Only if she sleeps in the bed

Barney : And I sleep on the couch.

Girl : You're so sweet.

Barney : I love you.

Barney : There, I said it and I'm not taking it back.


Frank Sr. : Would it make you feel better if I said...

...that I was very, very sorry I left?

It doesn't matter what you say. It won't make a difference.

Phoebe : So you can just go.

Well, you know, in my defense, I was a lousy father.

-That's your defense? -Yes, it is.

Frank Sr. : I burned the formula, and I put your diapers on backwards.

I made up a song to sing to you, but that made you cry even more.

Phoebe : You make up songs?

Well, no, just that one. But it was stupid.

Let's see, how did it go?

Sleepy girl, sleepy girl

Why won't you go to sleep?

Sleepy girl, sleepy girl

You're keeping me up


All right.

Sheldon picks up train : Let's see.

"Bernie Bunny Has Two Daddies Now."

That's probably about homosexual rabbits.

"Gerry the Gerbil and the Bullies on the Bus."

Sheldon picks up train : Read it, not helpful.

Ooh. Well, here we go.

"Stu the Cockatoo is New at the Zoo."

"Author Sarah Carpenter...


Sheldon : You know, it just occurred to me,

Sheldon : if there are an infinite number of parallel universes,

Sheldon : in one of them, there's probably a Sheldon

Sheldon : who doesn't believe parallel universes exist.

Leonard : Probably. What's your point?

Sheldon : No point.

Sheldon : It's just one of the things

Sheldon : that makes one of the mes chuckle.

Sheldon : What makes you chuckle, Leonard?


House : - You're dying too fast. - Couldn't agree more.

House : Hey, Cuddy. Having a nice visit?

Cuddy : What's that?

Legionella... Legionella pneumophilia.

Cuddy : And why are you carrying a vial of it around with you?

House : Foreman was perfectly healthy before he got this infection,

but our cop wasn't. He had Legionnaire's disease,

and our cop didn't turn into brain food until we cured the Legionella.

The Legionella slowed down the disease.

Foreman : Why would that happen?

No idea. I just know that it did.

Cuddy : So you want to infect Foreman?

House : You gonna tattle to the CDC?

Foreman : The meds can't help me, but a disease can?

Foreman : Forget it. Just take the pain away. Put me under.

House : If I put you under, I can't monitor your pain.

If I can't monitor your pain, I won't know if the Legionella's working.

Foreman : I'm not consenting to you giving me...


Taub : Lungs are pristine. No infiltrates or alveolar hemorrhage.

Kutner : Maggie, I'm gonna remove the scope. I need you to cough for me, okay?

Kutner : A little harder.

Great.

Taub : Maggie? Open your eyes.

Maggie : Why aren't you saying anything?

Kutner : What's wrong?

Taub : Maggie tested negative for sarcoidosis.

Kutner : But she's bleeding into her eyes, now.

House : Have her platelets dropped?

Kutner : Plummeted. New labs show they're under 40.

Kutner : She'll bleed out of every orifice if we don't find the cause.

Taub : Could be splenic sequestration, tuberculosis.

Thirteen : Gaucher disease, TTP.

Hemolytic-uremic syndrome, sepsis, lupus...

House : Listing all the possible causes is only impressive

House : if you can do it reverse alphabetically.

House : We need to know why her platelet machine is broken.

House : Go to the factory. Do a bone marrow aspiration.

Kutner : I'm your Secret Santa.

House : You're not supposed to tell.

Kutner : But you got a present already,

Kutner : which means you have more than one Secret Santa.

House : Or somebody else wants to make me happy.

Kutner : Merry Christmas.


Monica : and he has no idea what's gonna happen.

You're just gonna knock on his door and change his life forever.

You're like Ed McMahon, except without the big check.

Phoebe : Or the raw sexual magnetism.

Yeah, well, I guess it is pretty big news.

Pretty big? It's huge! God, this guy doesn't have a clue.

He's just walking down the street thinking, "I had sex with Rachel Greene. I rock!"

Then, bam! He's a father, everything's different.

It's only different if he wants it to be. I'm not gonna ask him for anything.

Phoebe : He still has this huge decision to make.

Now he's walking around thinking, "Do I want to be a dad?" Then, bam!

What was that "bam"?

I don't know. He's hit by a bus, or something.


Okay, Rach, that's muffin and espresso, $4.50.

Joey : Ross, double latte, $2.75. Chandler, coffee and a scone, $4.25.

And Phoebe, herbal tea, $1.25.

All together that's $12.75.

This coming from the man who couldn't split our $80 phone bill in half.

Woman : How much do I owe you?

That's on the house, courtesy of Joey Tribbiani.

Woman : Great. Well, tell him thanks.

Woman : And since Joey seems like such a nice guy...

maybe we could go out?

He's not used to women being so forward...

but I could check with him. He says it's okay.

Joey : Great. Thanks. Bye-bye.

How come our stuff isn't free?

Joey : It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt.

I'm getting more dates than ever.

You're only giving free stuff to the pretty girls?

Phoebe : Joey, that is so gross!

Joey : How about a scone on the house, baby?


post damn Connor can you much better wow they got that right Connor mmm

they got that right Connor mmm

they got that right Connor mmm I never thought of you huh

this is definitely not what the rest of

this is definitely not what the rest of

this is definitely not what the rest of Sanford is like parts of it I mean every


Ross : Well, you need 60% to pass.

- What did I get? - Seven.

That's not so good.

No, no, it's not. What happened, Ned?

Morse : Maybe you can cut me some slack. I'm sort of in love.

I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem.

I'm in love with you.

Ross : That brings me in the loop a little.

That's why I did so bad on this test. I'm having a hard time concentrating.

When you're up there and you're teaching...

Morse : ...and your face gets all serious...

You look so good. When you wear that tight little turtleneck sweater...


yet she needed Spenser to comp a hotel room for her?

Beckett : That's because it wasn't about the money. It was about the anonymity.

Beckett : She even told the front desk that

Beckett : she didn't want housekeeping in her room.

Beckett : And she didn't tell her boyfriend where she was.

Castle : Not that she would need housekeeping.

Castle : There's no luggage here. Nothing in the bathroom.

Castle : It's like she was never even here.

Beckett : Yeah, but she checked in yesterday morning.

Beckett : Castle, what if this was a safe house?

Beckett : What if she knew that Hawke was coming after her,

Beckett : and she decided to hide out here until she could flee the country?

Castle : With a plane standing by? What was she waiting for?

Castle : No, no, no. Something is going on here.

The reason why she got this room

and she didn't want anybody to know about it.

Ah!

Castle : The safe is locked.

Castle : She got it to hide something. Come take a look.

Castle : I bet whatever Hawke was after, it's in there!

A place she knew would be safe

Castle : and knew no one would think to look for it.

Beckett : Which means it's still in there.

Beckett : Is there an override code?


Taub : She remembers the 20th digit of some math constant,

Taub : but she doesn't remember a guy she had a one-on-one meeting with.

Chase : I barely remember you.

Taub : Mystery solved.

Taub : Now we can all go back to our lives.

House : Great news.

House : I've decided to re-hire you.

Masters : Find another sounding board.

House : Dugan's got Hep C... I'm not doing this.

But he's not responding to interferon.

Masters : You must think I have absolutely no self-esteem.

House : Ethics and self-esteem? You really are a pain in the ass.

House : What treats Hep C besides interferon?

Masters : Now you want me to talk?

Yeah.

House : Come on. Stop pretending you're not gonna do this.

As much you hate me, you hate failing more.


impact with like

impact with like

impact with like I'm feeling the heat now feeling the

I'm feeling the heat now feeling the

I'm feeling the heat now feeling the heat

heat

heat yeah an adult yeah yeah I can feel my

yeah an adult yeah yeah I can feel my

yeah an adult yeah yeah I can feel my nose running a little bit it's so hot

nose running a little bit it's so hot

nose running a little bit it's so hot and he's like it's a smooth feeling it


Beckett : So, either Crow is psychic or...

Or he knew this woman before she died.

Hey, Alexis, how you doing? Everything okay?


Okay.

House : Let's get some evidence.

House : It's your lucky day.

HOUSE : Just found another donor in the registry. Perfect match.

House : We can do the transplant with no danger to the rug rat.

House : Just have to sign here.

House : Unless there's another reason you don't want it.

Jack : There's a chance I'd die.

A chance you'll be cured.

House : Maybe you don't want that, either.

House : Maybe hanging out in a hospital getting waited on hand and foot

reminds you of what life used to be like before you were forced to play Mister Mom.

Jack : I don't like being sick.

But you don't want to be healthy, either.

House : This is your way out.

Guilt free.

Jack : I said I'd do it when Will's 18.

And he's able to take care of himself without you.

Foreman : Jack, your brother and sister need you. I know!

Jack : I know every second of every day that they need me,

Jack : but I'm too young to be their dad.


put right down here

and then thrown onto this barbecue here,

right on the coals.

Boom!

Wow, that's right off the barbecue

and just flipping it over

and served out to the locals.

Look at that.

And it's served with these wraps.

Boom, out to the hungry locals.

Oh, here we go into meat heaven.

laughs

Thank you.

CaÄ kebab heaven.

- CaÄ kebab. laughs

- [Trevor] And we've got an onion salad--

- [Mr. Taster] Yeah.

- [Trevor] With sumac. - [Mr. Taster] Yeah.

- [Trevor] An eggplant with chili.

- [Mr. Taster] Yeah.

And we've got yogurt with sasyar on top.

- [Trevor] And then a nice tomato--

- [Mr. Taster] Salad, yeah.

- Salad.

So you just wrap it in your bread.

- Like this.

- It's a meat glove.

- Yeah.

laugh

- Little onion.

- [Mr. Taster] Some salad.

- Oh wow.

And you can just wrap it up.

Let's try it out.


Amy : Sheldon, it's a routine procedure.

Amy : I've heard you complain about his snoring.

We... Yes, for the first five or six years,

Sheldon : but I've gotten used to it.

Sheldon : It helps me sleep.

Sheldon : He's like my mucus-powered white noise machine.

Leonard : Sheldon, I'm gonna get the surgery, it's no big deal.

Leonard : End of story.

Sheldon : Very well. I'm done talking about it.

Leonard : Thank you. I believe it was your turn in the game.

Amy : Okay.


Hmm.

Band or dj?

A string quartet played at the ceremony,

Robin : But for the actual reception, we had a seven-piece band.

Robin : We paid extra for the sax

Robin : 'cause I just love that smooth alto sound.

How many bridesmaids?

Seven. Flowers?

Azaleas. Color scheme?

Robin : Dusty rose and sienna.


Burke : metaphoric expressions of an issue or problem.

Burke : You are also a writer, a creative person.

Burke : This could mean your mind is building

Burke : a narrative to fill the two-month void.

Castle : I want to understand these dreams.

Castle : What they mean and, uh,

Castle : if they're real.

Burke : Well, we could put you in a relaxed state,

Burke : try to revisit the experience.

Hypnosis?

Burke : You have a pen and paper if you wish to take notes.

Burke : You may open your eyes and awaken at any time.

Burke : Are you ready to begin, Mr. Castle?


Amy : Okay, okay, this is obviously very important to her.

Amy : Let's just, we'll help her study so she can get done quicker.

Leonard : Here... here, I'm gonna quiz you.

Amy : I'm gonna quiz you.

I got your notes!

I got your notes!

I got your notes! If you want these,

Amy : they're gonna be at the strip club!

Bernadette : Aren't you gonna chase her?


Amber : You're not getting enough oxygen,

Amber : so we're inserting a tube directly into your lungs.

Amber : It should help us drain some of this excess fluid.

Thirteen : Should make you a little more comfortable.

Amber : SATs are still dropping.

Thirteen : The fluid's clear.

Thirteen : If this was cancer, there should be blood.

Thirteen : Call House.

Amber : He just paged me.


Phoebe : Smelly, smelly, smelly Really bad smelling smelly cat

Phoebe : It's not your fault

Smelly cat, smelly cat

Phoebe : - Oh, my God! - I know.

Phoebe : I sound amazing!

Monica : They won't take you to the vet

Chandler : You're obviously not their favorite pet

Smelly cat, smelly cat

Phoebe : It's not your fault

Phoebe : I've never heard myself sing before.

Phoebe : I mean, except in my own head.

Phoebe : This is so cool! Now I can hear what you hear!

Pretty different, huh?

Phoebe : I am sorry, but I'm incredibly talented!

Smelly cat, smelly cat

Phoebe : It's not your fault


Castle : "Richard always had a dark imagination.

"He was destined either to become

"a serial killer or a mystery writer."

Castle : Mother, really?

Martha : Oh. It's just a slight exaggeration.

Castle : And according to this,

Castle : you were responsible for launching my writing career by...

Castle : You slept with my first publisher?

Marcus : Mr. Castle, I'm sure your talent

would've gotten you there eventually.

Castle : My talent did get me there.

Castle : I didn't get published because of her.

Martha : Technically, I slept with him after your book was out.

Martha : This is just to be more salacious.

Ryan : Wasn't he practically my age?

Martha : Honey, you know I've always loved younger men.

Martha : They have so much energy. Enough to keep up with me.

Martha : Most of the time.

I'm gonna erase that image from my mind with a bottle of scotch.


It's gonna be good, isn't it? - Yeah.

laughs

- [Trevor] These are little baby vermicelli


Monica : Come on!

Phoebe : You know you want it. You know you want it too.

Phoebe : Let's just be bad. It'll feel so good.

Monica : Come on.


Amy : Do you know him?

Dave : No, but I've followed his work for years.

Dave : He's a rock star.

Dave : You've got to tell me about him.

Dave : What's he like?

door opens He really seems into her.

Bernadette : I took a video.


Sheldon : It should take you no more than three hours.

Well, wait, how many questions are on this thing?

Sheldon : Only 211.

Don't worry. I've kept them all at a high-school graduate reading level.

Penny : Thanks, pal.

Sheldon : You got it, buddy.

Penny : Sheldon, honey, did you ever consider making friends by being...

Penny : ...I don't know, pleasant?

Sheldon : Well, that's certainly a thought-provoking hypothesis.

Sheldon : May I suggest it as the topic for your essay?

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Your questionnaire, very disappointing.

Leonard : I answered every question, Sheldon.

Sheldon : You answered the multiple choice questions in a pattern.

A-B-B-A-C, A-B-B-A-C.


Beckett : Are you okay?

Yeah. Uh, something weird happened at ESL class today.

Castle : What happened?

Hey.


But we can't have her.


Ted : Okay, maybe we should talk about this later.

Ted : I-I should get going.

Robin : Well, what are we doing? It's thanksgiving.

Ted : I don't know. I'm sorry.

Ted : This is stupid.

Robin : I'm sorry, too.

Robin : Of course we're friends.

Robin : I'm glad we're friends.

Ted : Me, too.


Raj : Great. Then she won't know I'm lying.

Raj : Let's see, what else can I tell you about me that would make you like me?


I'm sorry your husband cheated on you.

I'm sorry your wife is gay.

I guess women aren't that great either.

Ross : Try telling my wife that.

Chandler : Okay to come in?

Come in, eat, whatever you want.

Monica : Dr. Roger got beeped again.

Chandler : Yeah, I know. Guess who beeped him.


Finn, did you get some presents for your birthday?

Look at all these amazing presents.

Whoa, what is that?

- It's like a little mumbles that--

- It turns into a roller, and then it goes straight,

and then it rolls.

- Whoa, that is so cool.

Finn loves everything like that.

- [Missy] All right, this is from the Martin fam.

- [Man] Oh, awesome.

- Hot wheels.

- Hot Wheels, what is it?

Oh yeah, Hot Wheels.

This is so cool, look at this Hot Wheels set he just got.

It's the Thrill Drivers Corkscrew!

Whoa, dude, what do you say?

- Buzz Lightyear!

- [Man] Buzz Lightyear, look at his Hot Wheels he just got!

Aren't those crazy?

Whoa, look at all those cars!

- Say thank you!

- Hey Finn, what's your favorite toy?


Penny : Are we talking one-night stand or do we wanna get him into a relationship?

Amy : Let's get him laid.

Raj : Stop it, you're ruining girls' night.

Penny : Raj, you're a great guy, you're in a bar full of single women. Let us help you.

Bernadette : You're a real catch.

Bernadette : You're shy, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't have someone in your life.


- In honor of the bride please rise.

gentle crescendos music

Ladies and gentlemen it's my pleasure to welcome you.

We're gathered here in the presence of family and friends.

for the purpose of uniting in marriage Cassie and Carlos.

Who presents this woman to marry this man?

- Her father and I.

record scratching Her mother and I.

crowd laughs

- I think he did that on purpose.

- Give Cassie a big kiss. laughing

Do you take Cassie to be your lawful wedded wife,

to have and to hold from this day forward,

for better or for worse, in sickness and in health,


Paddles.


He's going home.

It's so ancient.

You feel like we're arriving on an ancient,

Phoenecian fishing vessel back to the port.

The highlight was, again, learning the process.

Learning a bit about the fisherman's lives

of this coast.

Fishing has been done for thousands of years

on this coast.

It's just a slice of the culture here.

And then that swim at the end,

that was a highlight, as well.

I think from here we might go check out

the fish market,

just to see more of a variety of fish

that comes from the Mediterranean.

And then we'll proceed from there.

jazzy music

We're walking now back to the old streets of Tyre.

Through the...

There's clothes shops.

Again this is one of the speaking in foreign language

one of the markets where you can find anything at all.

I'm seeing more seafood.

I guess this is the seafood section,

the fish market section.

For more of a variety of fish

and a bigger catch, we came to the market.

But these are the-- speaking in foreign language

Captain Nully definitely knows how to choose fish


Monica : Seriously, where did you get the hat?

Rachel : Ross gave it to me.

Ross : - I think she looks good. - Thank you.

Did he buy it for you...

...or win it for you?

Rachel : Excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends...

...I'm here to tell you that hats are back.


Greg House : I don't care.


-It's like it's raining. -Pretty cool, huh?

But if you think you could put a fish in there...

and it wouldn't get sucked into the mechanism, you'd be wrong.

Rachel : Can I use your bathroom?


And for this bite,

I'll scoot over some of that garlic.

Some of that garlic sauce in with the meat

and use the baked bread.

Wow!

Wow, with the garlic,

immediately you feel a slight burn in your cheeks,

come from the powerfulness of that garlic.

The kibbeh just melts in your mouth.

speaking foreign language

Okay, I'm moving into that tabbouleh that we saw her make.

This tabbouleh looks incredible.


- That is for sure the most musical food, and the loudest,

and the steamiest, some of the most amazing food environment

I have ever seen, and what you have to do is,

you have to choose our organs.

Self service organs.

- Not our organs, those organs.


Ted : A beautiful, sexy girl

Ted : And all I could think about was you being there first.

Ted : You were stuck in my head like a chumbawamba song.

Which chumbawamba song?

Well, what an interesting turn of events.

It looks like I'm going to win.

What do you mean "win"? You couldn't even talk to her.

You tried and you got slapped. Mm-hmm.

Barney : That's what you think happened.

Okay, great, rule âª1 :

Ted : No eye patches or props of any...

Here's the deal : My friend just got dumped, so he's a little shy,

Barney : But he'd love to buy you a drink and get to know you.

Barney : The problem is, he thinks a pretty girl like you won't go for a guy like him.

Barney : So would you slap me across the face so he can see

Barney : You're not into guys who'd feed you lines?

Barney : What do you say? For my friend?

Stacy : You are so sweet.

Barney : So now, whatever nice things

Barney : Ted does for her, in her mind,

Barney : I'm the guy who's even nicer than him.

Ted : So you never slept with her?

Barney : Not even at all.

Marshall : Wow, that's good.

Barney : It gets better.

Barney : Remember ted's phone conversation?

Ted : Well, have fun in yoga.

Lily : Well...

I am... Sorry.

Stacey, right?

Stacy : Yeah... Oh, you're ted's friend from the bar, right?


Bernadette : phone rings

Howard : You need to take that?

Stuart : It's just my dad, probably calling

Stuart : to wish me a happy birthday.

Stuart : I'll call him back.

Stuart : You were saying?

Emily : Look, Raj, be honest with me.

Emily : If you want to end things, just do it.

Emily : Don't expect me to do it for you.

Raj : End things? I'm trying to tell you that I love you.


I'm gonna see what he wants to do and

maybe we'll go play somewhere?

Would that be fun?

Okay, Ollie got to choose what he wants to do.

What are we doing?

- Love to play!

- Yes, so he chose at 9 a.m. in the morning

to go to Love to Play, which is a little play area.

Whooooo!


Robin : And that's why I avoid relationships.

Lily : Well, guess what,

Lily : I haven't been crazy or jealous or paranoid in months,

Lily : And I really miss it.

Barney : And thus ended this chapter of, "let's pour our hearts out

Barney : In the bedroom of barney's one-night stand."

Barney : Come on, let's go before she gets out of the shower.

Robin : You're such a pig.

Robin : You're not even going to say good-bye?


Penny : If you let her go, there is no way you can find anyone else.

Speaking on behaIf of all women, it is not gonna happen, we had a meeting.

Raj : And you.

Penny : A grown man fainting at the sight of a little blood.

Sheldon : Excuse me, this is a fairly substantial wound. You...

Amy. Amy.

Sheldon : Amy.


Gabe : driving home from a Phillies game.

I'm sure a lot of beer was consumed.

House : The Phillies lost. Your father?

Gabe : Old age. Heart finally gave out.

House : Your wife's father?

Hit-and-run, walking the incontinent dog.

Hi, do you guys deliver?

Let me put it this way,

Wilson : if you deliver, there'll be a $100 tip in it for you.

Excellent.

Victory. The night is finally going my way.

Gabe : Wilson, toss me a soda.


Raj : Is it me or was that Sheldon's way of saying, "Vegas, baby"?

- I've never been there, have you? - Me? No.

I just got "Vegas, baby!" from Vince Vaughn in Swingers.

That could be fun, and I know my weekend's wide open now that...

[SIGHS]

Okay, let's do this. Let's go to Las Vegas.

Howard : Now? Right now?

Leonard : Why not? People do things right now all the time.

Why can't we be "right now" people too?

Leonard : Go home, pack a bag, and we'll be "right now" people.

I have to stop at the drugstore to refill a prescription...

Leonard : ...but after that, we'll go right now.

- What do you say, Howard? - I say, Vegas, baby.


Beckett : coming together, comparing notes.

Beckett : Comparing notes.

Castle : What notes?

Castle : Seriously, though, what notes?

Beckett : Hey, Espo, what do you got on Noah?

Thanks.

I just got off with the vice president from that pharmaceutical company.

Esposito : Guess where he went to college? University of New York.

Castle : Sorry about that.

Esposito : Not only was he giving Noah access to that company car,

Esposito : but he's also been letting him stay with him for the past month.

Beckett : Okay, pick him up.

Boom.

Esposito : There he is.

Esposito : Hey! Noah Kesswood.

Esposito : NYPD. Come here. Hey!


face the meat the garlic sauce the chili sauce the salad everything everything as

sauce the salad everything everything as well yeah and spicy please these are

well yeah and spicy please these are

well yeah and spicy please these are beauties absolute beauty look at that

beauties absolute beauty look at that

beauties absolute beauty look at that it's just like overflowing like an open

it's just like overflowing like an open

it's just like overflowing like an open jaw like how is it

it just looks like a breakdown loaded

it just looks like a breakdown loaded

it just looks like a breakdown loaded this is literally like like like two

this is literally like like like two

this is literally like like like two minutes after eating that big German

minutes after eating that big German

minutes after eating that big German meal all the garlic Josh this is all


Raj : Don't try to change me, dude.

Raj : I am what I am.

Sheldon : Oh, gentlemen.

Howard : Hey. Aren't you going to introduce us

Howard : to your little friend?

Sheldon : My apologies.

Sheldon : Raj, Howard, I'd like you to meet Dr. Robert Oppenheimer.

Hello. Hi.

Sheldon : Now, if you'll excuse me,

Sheldon : the father of the atomic bomb wants a saucer of milk.

Howard : Okay, I get it. We're worried about Sheldon.

Leonard : Yeah.

Penny : Hey.


Sheldon : No, I went to punch the water fountain,

Sheldon : slipped in water in front of the water fountain,

Sheldon : and hit my head on the water fountain.

Bernadette : I can't imagine you being violent.

Leonard : It's not hard. Just picture the Three Stooges,

Leonard : and then take away two stooges.

Sheldon : I'm so disappointed in myself.

Sheldon : Jealousy is completely illogical.

Raj : It's a human emotion, Sheldon.

Raj : Everyone gets jealous.

Raj : I'm jealous of Leonard and Penny

Raj : and Howard and Bernadette

Raj : for being in such happy relationships.


So we're going to avoid grief avoidance?

Taub : Studies after September 11th showed that

Taub : repression was actually better for coping

Taub : than dwelling in misery.

Taub : What about polycythemia vera?

Adams : RBC's are slightly elevated, but not that much.

Taub : Hodgkin's lymphoma?

Would have shown up on the PET scan.

What if our guy got hurt at practice

Adams : and, like everything else, just didn't tell anyone?

Adams : Could have set off DIC. Would explain everything.

Taub : I thought you had to go to the bathroom.

House : I didn't say I had to go in.

Janitor : Need some more mops in here!

Derrick : What exactly are you looking for?

Park : Blood. If your spinal fluid is yellow instead of clear,

Park : it means you've had a subarachnoid hemorrhage.

Park : What does your brother say to you?

Park : Does he tell you you're gonna be okay?

House : It doesn't really work like that.

Park : I think you hear your brother's voice for a reason.

I thought you guys said that I hear things because I'm sick.

Park : Yes, but that doesn't explain why you don't hear a different voice.

Park : I think your mom didn't let you deal

Park : with the grief of losing your brother properly.

Park : There are people here who could help you with that.

Okay.


Beckett : And why would they say that?

Castle : Is it because Madison was your nemesis?

She didn't used to be.

Jordan : For the longest time,

Jordan : I was invisible to Madison and her bitch clique.

Jordan : Just like I am to most people.

Jordan : And then last month, the first morning back after winter break,

Jordan : I was in the library, reading.

Jordan : And I ran into her in the Russian lit section

Jordan : and she got all pissed,

Jordan : saying I couldn't tell anyone that I'd seen her there.

Castle : What was she angry about?

Jordan : I have no idea.

Jordan : Maybe she didn't want anyone to know that she actually studies.

Jordan : But then later that day,

Jordan : Madison started messing with me and it just got worse from there.

Beckett : So you pulled that stunt in the cafeteria to make her scared of you?

Jordan : I just wanted them to stop!

Beckett : Is that why you killed Madison?

Jordan : I guess so! I don't know!

RATTLING


so this morning as somebody may have

so this morning as somebody may have

so this morning as somebody may have crawled hmm this is the process right so

crawled hmm this is the process right so she doesn't we don't see her doing it

she doesn't we don't see her doing it

she doesn't we don't see her doing it then she doesn't and we catch her doing

then she doesn't and we catch her doing

then she doesn't and we catch her doing it and then she does it and then she

it and then she does it and then she

it and then she does it and then she won't do it on tape and then eventually


Sheldon : Oh. Yeah, this little guy


actually I think like seven someone says go whisper because I'm a SIA I'm trying

go whisper because I'm a SIA I'm trying

go whisper because I'm a SIA I'm trying to get her to sleep it should not fully

to get her to sleep it should not fully

to get her to sleep it should not fully see ya but I couldn't even tell you guys

see ya but I couldn't even tell you guys the room because I had to like close up

the room because I had to like close up

the room because I had to like close up my choose all in crying - screaming like

my choose all in crying - screaming like when we got to the room so it like

when we got to the room so it like

when we got to the room so it like stress central but she did so well like

stress central but she did so well like

stress central but she did so well like on the whole claim like the whole way up

on the whole claim like the whole way up is just at the very end she was fed up

is just at the very end she was fed up

is just at the very end she was fed up and to be honest so was i I mean I

and to be honest so was i I mean I

and to be honest so was i I mean I thought it was bad but like anybody

thought it was bad but like anybody

thought it was bad but like anybody would be at that time so she didn't

would be at that time so she didn't

would be at that time so she didn't really was so proud of her

really was so proud of her

really was so proud of her my community with the room because I

my community with the room because I

my community with the room because I just had to come in and feed her

just had to come in and feed her

just had to come in and feed her straight away into the bed bed so I'm

straight away into the bed bed so I'm

straight away into the bed bed so I'm kind of tired so exhausted but they on


the near Halleck take this we get the

the near Halleck take this we get the

the near Halleck take this we get the sweetness of sugar and bless banana that

sweetness of sugar and bless banana that juiciness of banana and a hard-boiled

juiciness of banana and a hard-boiled

juiciness of banana and a hard-boiled egg of wonders

it just tasted ginger in that last bite


Phoebe : Yeah, I don't know.

Rachel : What's the matter?

Phoebe : I just think that this was a really bad sign.

Phoebe : Like the beast at the threshold.

It's just I have no family left, except for my grandmother.

Phoebe : But let's face it, she's not gonna be around forever.

Phoebe : Despite what she says.

Phoebe : And I have a sister who I've barely spoken to since we shared a womb.

Phoebe : I don't know. This is my real father...

...and I want things to be, like, just right.

Rachel : I completely understand.

Joey : Whatever you need.

Hey, you want to go home?

Okay, thanks. Sorry, again.


Wilson : And he's cool with that?

House : Turns out that his previous girlfriend also used to be a man.

Yeah.


- So we are food ranging.

We are hunting for food.

And at its core, that means going into local areas,

trying delicious local food and meeting local,

friendly people along the way.

Right now we're walking through a vegetable market

and we're just going to explore around,

see what we can find.

Let's jump in a cab, go find some more food.

After a quick ride in a classic, yellow

Kolkata cab, we found a street food scene

you're gonna love. A true vegetarian and

non vegetarian curry heaven right on the street side.

And as soon as you walk up

you just know it's going to be good.

- We just found the most beautiful curry stall.

It's delicious, it's good.

For yani?

Chicken Briyani?

Wow, chicken briyani.

Oh the aroma.


almost ready okay so they've uncovered

almost ready okay so they've uncovered the coals from the fish packet it looks

the coals from the fish packet it looks

the coals from the fish packet it looks like a ball of charcoal now it's just

like a ball of charcoal now it's just

like a ball of charcoal now it's just scorched so we opened up that packet and


Guys! Guys! l've got great news. Guess what.


Zack : I was wondering about that.

Howard : You could put it in a satellite or a rocket,

Howard : and it'll run forever.

Howard : Cool.

Zack : Could it be used for missiles and war stuff?

Howard : Yeah, but we didn't create it for weapons.

Leonard : And I doubt the military would be interested

Leonard : in our little guidance system.

Zack : Is it better than the one they use now?

A lot! Way better.

Zack : Huh.

Zack : You sure you guys are smart?

âH-Oâ gauge trains are 1/87 scale.

âNâ gauge are 1/160 scale.

Sheldon : And that brings us to âZâ gauge, at a

âyou could easily swallow it, don't ask how I know,â 1/220.


And this is an old, old mansion, wooden mansion

that's very really well preserved and still full of

original antiques.

It's over 100 years old, this house,

and it's...

What's cool is it's just open as an open house.

You can come in here, you've got to take off your shoes,

to preserve the wooden floors

but it's just an open house

and you can come in here and just kind of browse around

and it's a real heritage site.

I just did the math of when this place was built.

It was built 105 years ago

so that makes it that it was built in 1912.


Leonard : I don't care.

Wrong! Hunt's!

Hey, Amy! What do you say?

Sheldon : You ready to move on to the mustard round?

Amy : Have you not noticed that I've been sitting back here

Amy : quietly stewing for the past two hours?

Sheldon : I just thought you were bad at the game.

I'm mad at you!

Amy : How could you just go away like that

Amy : without even saying good-bye,

Amy : and then call Leonard for help instead of me?

Amy?

Sheldon : May I please have a moment of privacy

Sheldon : to speak with my roommate?


Ryan : - Castle told us about... - Svetlana.

Beckett : He did? He...

Beckett : He told you about...

Esposito : - Svetlana, yeah. - We're so sorry, Beckett.

You want we should throw him down a flight of stairs?

No, I'll take... Yeah, I'll handle this myself.

Beckett : Why don't you guys go in and interview some people?

Okay.

Hey.


Naomi : No, wait. That's one-in-five chance he'll die?

Wilson : I really wouldn't advise waiting.

Naomi, you gotta start this treatment right away. - What happens if I wait?

Well, 29 weeks, the survival rate is closer to 90%.

Naomi : I'm not doing the radiation. But you'll die if...

Naomi : Listen. You know the chances. They're nothing.

Naomi : But a few more weeks will save the baby.

Sean : Listen. You're depressed right now, and you're not thinking right, so...

Sean : Could you j... Tell her, please.

Wilson : This cancer moves quick. The median survival's two to four months.

Wilson : If you postpone... even for a week...

Naomi : I'm sorry, honey.

Vogler : As most of you know, Gregory House recently gave a speech about me.

Vogler : I'd like to return the favor.

Naomi : - Sorry. - Dr. Wilson.

Vogler : I was hoping you were gonna miss this one.


Dad... It's ugly when it gets like that.

Scott : He ran three stop lights before we even got on the freeway.

- My husband Bob is a good driver. - Some guy in a pickup cuts us off.

Safe. I think he saw something in the middle of the road and...

Scott : - My dad just lost it. ...and swerved to avoid it.

Scott : - Started chasing the guy. - The crash just came out of nowhere.

Scott : Blasting through traffic.

Lea : We'd been having a really nice morning.

Lea : One minute everything's fine and the next...

Scott : - Screaming at him. - I saw his face before we hit.

Then we're upside down across the freeway.

Do the surgeons know Bob has a bad liver?

Cristina : - They know. - How's Scotty?

Your son's next door getting X-rayed.

Scott : - My dad, he... - He's in surgery. It's pretty serious.

Scott : Yeah? Well.

I guess the son of a bitch got what he deserved.

Here you go.

Dr. Domner : What makes people think they don't need seatbelts?

Burke : My end is done.

Dr. Domner : Well, the bowel's a mess, but it's repairable.

It's a lot of work, but I don't see the point with this liver.

Forceps.

Burke : - What do you see, Dr. Stevens? - Deep laceration, bleeding.

Burke : - What else? - It's hard and pale. Cirrhotic.

Izzie : - He's on the transplant list. - Does he have family here?

Izzie : A wife and son.

I'm just going to roll you over. Gently.


That's kind of nice.

- It's kind of a relief. - Yeah.

Chandler : - You wanna see if we still have it? - Yeah.

Free porn! We have free porn here!

Joey : In my spare time, I read to the blind.

And I'm also a mento for kids.

Joey : - A mento? - You know, a mento. A role model.

Joey : - A mento? - Right.

The Interviewer : - Like the candy? - As a matter of fact, I do.


Rachel : My parents happened.

Rachel : All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile...


House : Yeah, thanks for the safety lesson. Why are you here?

Alvie : Like I said, when I went back to the neighborhood,

Alvie : I found out Immigration was looking for me.

Alvie : So I decided to visit my old buddy House.

House : And turn his apartment into a giant prison jumpsuit.

Alvie : Juan Alvarez is no freeloader.

Alvie : I do my part, earn my keep.

Alvie : The first week, I made you dinner, but you never showed up.

Alvie : The second week, I organized your stuff.

House : My stuff?

Alvie : But still, you never showed up.

Alvie : So this week, since I'm a real good painter, I decided to feng shui...

House : Coffee table. Where'd you put it?

House : In the bedroom?

Alvie : The paint's not cheap, House. It's a custom color.

Alvie : It's a mix of titanium yellow and ochre.

Alvie : Ochre. I don't even like that stuff.

Alvie : It's like a fruit, it's got hair on it,

Alvie : but they say it's a vegetable...

House : You sold my table to pay for paint that I don't want?

Alvie : I had to sell some other things, too.

House : Get out.

Alvie : No, papa, just give the color a chance.

House : Look, I'm going to work now.

House : And when I come back, the walls will be


- Dude, right on.

This is starting to come together, you guys.

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So, we got the professional set up the fish tank right now

and we decided to put it in the kitchen area

because we actually had them move it

in the foyer and it was so crammed.

I did not realize how big it is.

- Yeah, it didn't look good, and he did confirm that

it's very, very, silent.

- [Bryan] Yeah.

- You can't really hear anything, and even the light

won't be reflecting off anything.

- Yeah, the light is like, it's like smart lighting,

so it's on a schedule, too.

It turns on at night when they need it and stuff.

All the coral's in, now just filling it you with water.

Check this out, they boys have been so good today,

They have been, seriously, on their best behavior.


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Entering here.

Oh man, Persian architecture.


Sara : What's out there?

Alexis : A hallway. Like in an office building. I don't see anyone.

Sara : What if they catch us? Then what?

Alexis : They want us alive. Just remember that.

Alexis : Here's the plan. We head down the hall.

Alexis : There has to be a way out.

Alexis : If it looks like there's two ways, we split up

Alexis : and double our chances that one of us makes it out.

I think I'm gonna throw up.

Alexis : You're not going to throw up.

Alexis : You're going to get out of here.

Sara : Okay. Okay.

Martha : - Go. - No, no.

Alexis : We talked about this. Go!


Leonard : Okay, that's all I got.

Leonard : Howard, you're up.

Howard : Um... tell us about your work, Amy.

Amy : I doubt you'd understand.

Amy : Sheldon tells me you only have a master's degree.

Howard : Raj, do you have any questions for Amy?

Amy : I'm curious as to why we're not eating alone.

Sheldon : They can't function without me.

Sheldon : I'm the social glue that holds this little group together.

Sheldon : You're welcome.

Leonard : Listen, can I talk to you about your girlfriend?


into the Yucatan Peninsula.

We're gonna go to the coastline first

to see the castle, and hopefully get a view of the ocean.

And the castle was one of the most well known of

all the structures within this entire complex.

Something that I was just reading is that

it used to be brightly painted.

So if you can imagine the turquoise coast

with the Mayan castle here, and the entire city,

and then brightly painted.

It would have been incredible,

I mean, it's incredible to see now in its ruined condition.

But imagine if it was just brightly painted.

It would be, yeah.

It's a majestic site.

It's been cloudy the entire morning,

but right as I step up here,

the sun came out from out of the clouds,

and you can see the water just sparkling.

Yeah, it's an insanely beautiful view.

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Alexis Castle : How do you think it went?

Martha Rodgers : Well, we'll find out soon enough.

Richard Castle : Ah, my two favorite redheads.

Richard Castle : And what are you doing here?

Alexis : We wanted to know how your anniversary went.

Martha : And we came prepared either way.

Tears or cheers!

Martha : Which one is it, kiddo?

Aw...

Castle : Guys, it was great.

Castle : And when I say great, I mean, after the last few weeks it was...

Great.

Alexis : So does this mean you and Beckett

Alexis : - are back together? - Uh...

Castle : well, no, this means, uh, we're making progress.

And I'm gonna, you know, keep the mojo going

by wriggling my way into her homicide cases.

James : - Ah. - Hello, all!

- Hi. Good morning. - Hey.

Martha : Oh, well, look who's here.

Martha.

Martha : Ooh, I am so glad you agreed to consult with Richard.

Martha : Maybe now this money pit will turn a profit.

Castle : What was that, Mother?

Martha : Oh, look at the time. We have to go, darling.

Oh, Richard, I am so pleased about you and Katherine.

Castle : Thank you.

Martha : - Try not to blow it. - Thank you.

Alexis : - Congrats, Dad! - Thank you.

Martha : See you later.

Bye.


What do we do about this?

Ross : We could tape Entertainment Tonight.

Monica : Not that!

Monica : This! Us!

Oh, my God, Ross, it's... You're just...

Since you've been here, you're driving me...

Ross : Mon, you've gone ultrasonic again, all right?

Monica : I just can't stand you being here...

Chandler : ...all the time!

Ross : Why? Why can't you stand me being here?

We're just having fun.

Monica : Fun? You think this is fun?

I thought we were fooling around, like when we were kids.

Monica : I hated you when we were kids!

Ross : You hated me when we were kids?

Monica : I hated you.

I loved you in a you're-my- brother-so-I-have-to way...

...but basically, I hated your guts.

Ross : Why did you hate me?


Monica, it still feels so weird, you know?


What you reading?

Paper.

Rachel : Yeah? What's it about?


- How'd you find out about her? - Word of mouth.

Beckett : More like your bodyguard grew up with Shane Winters.

Shane had you hire DJ Beat so that Joey could get in and steal that phone.

Castle : You know what else isn't speculation? The warrant she served on your ISP.

Beckett : That warrant revealed the email account

Beckett : that you created to communicate with the hacker

Beckett : that was going to leak Josie's new album online.

Beckett : Is that enough fact for you?

Regina : My record sales may be down,

Regina : but I can still afford a damn good lawyer.


- "Her actuaI favorite movie is...?" - Weekend at Bernie's.

"Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?"

Joey : - Everyday use. - Fancy.

Joey : - Guest. - Fancy guest.

Ross : - Two seconds. - Eleven?

Unbelievable! Eleven is correct.

"Chandler was how old when he first touched a girI's breast?"

-14? - No, 19.

Chandler : Thanks, man.

"Joey had an imaginary childhood friend.

- His name was...?" - Maurice!

- "His profession was...?" - Space cowboy!

"What is Chandler Bing's job?"

Ten seconds. You need this or you lose.

Monica : Something to do with transponding.

He's a transponster!


Madison : for hours on end just to catch a glimpse of him through the window.

Madison : Through the window.

Wolf wasn't going to Cafe Rex to meet his girl.

Beckett : He was watching her out the cafe window.

Castle : That's why there were no phone calls.


- [Trevor] Nice, so it's like a masala spice,

yogurt, and then--

- Fresh cream. - [Trevor] Oh, cream.

Nice.

- [Anubhav] And they add butter.

- [Trevor] Oh, pure butter.

- [Anubhav] You can see how much butter they add in there.

- [Trevor] That's a ton of butter.

So it's basically like an upgraded tandoori chicken,


Penny : So you're okay?

Howard : Hey, I'm a big boy.

Howard : I'm not traumatized by some random comment from some random woman.

Howard : I mean, get over yourself.

Penny : Okay. Well...

Howard : ...bye.


side I'm willing to almost bet that I

side I'm willing to almost bet that I don't need a knife with this I can cut

don't need a knife with this I can cut

don't need a knife with this I can cut it with my force like yes as I predicted

it with my force like yes as I predicted you don't even need a knife you can just

you don't even need a knife you can just slice it with your fork


Lily : Please come home soon.

Barney : - So, you were an Olympic gymnast? - Silver medal.

Barney : Sorry. Gold's the only thing that really counts.

Woman : That's what my dad said.

Barney : And she sticks the landing.

Barney : Why don't you start stretching, and I'll...

Marshall : be right back.

Sorry. Quick question.

Why aren't you wearing purple?

Nora : I told them I forgot, but the truth is, I'm kind of protesting their protest.

Nora : - Can you keep a secret? - Sure.

Nora : I love Valentine's Day.

Barney : My gosh! Me, too!

Barney : Is it getting crowded in here, 'cause I think there are two peas in this pod?

Nora : - You're a gooey romantic, too? - Guilty.

Barney : This is embarrassing,

Barney : but every year,

Barney : I buy flowers and a box of chocolates, even if I'm not with someone.

Barney : Just in case, you know?

Nora : - We are pitiful. - The worst.

Nora : Although there is one difference between you and me.

Barney : What's that?


I really like those onions and that

I really like those onions and that

I really like those onions and that tastes like a like a feared lunch in me

tastes like a like a feared lunch in me

tastes like a like a feared lunch in me kind of has a baloney taste to it and I

kind of has a baloney taste to it and I

kind of has a baloney taste to it and I think there's some kind of a sour I

think there's some kind of a sour I

think there's some kind of a sour I think lemon juice all over it as well

now that


Jeff : Well, nothing much recently.

Jeff : I'm in town for a charity ride, so it didn't matter if I won.


Oh, man, honestly, dude, that's the meanest thing

You've ever done to me.

I really thought you knew.

We had ribs the other night. It sounded like jurassic park.

Ha-ha-ha-ha. You know what?

It doesn't matter.

But it did.


Burke : Right.

MVO : Hey.

MVO : - Hey. - You OK?

Mariann : - You look... - Yeah, yeah.

Meredith : - You know. Holidays. - Yeah.

Meredith : I do know.

George : - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.

MVO : - Hey. - Merry Christmas, Joe.

George : Merry Christmas. Double scotch, single malt.

Derek : You're a good man.

Addison : Hey, Dr. Shepherd.

Izzie : Dr. Shepherd.

So, how's Mr. Epstein's frontal lobe?

Derek : He woke up smiling.

Addison : - Congratulations. - Thank you.


be in bed by 9 : 30 at night 9 : 30 we're gonna make it 10 : 00 the night in the

gonna make it 10 : 00 the night in the

gonna make it 10 : 00 the night in the night mommy's not gonna know things I

night mommy's not gonna know things I

night mommy's not gonna know things I don't know I just want to get right into

don't know I just want to get right into this Tanner I want to get right into I

this Tanner I want to get right into I

this Tanner I want to get right into I knew you were coming today and I had I

knew you were coming today and I had I

knew you were coming today and I had I had this idea okay the first time Tanner

had this idea okay the first time Tanner came to my house about a year ago right

came to my house about a year ago right

came to my house about a year ago right like this week I didn't know him I

like this week I didn't know him I

like this week I didn't know him I didn't even I feel bad now but it's okay

didn't even I feel bad now but it's okay that I didn't know you

that I didn't know you

that I didn't know you now you've known tremendously over one

now you've known tremendously over one

now you've known tremendously over one year yeah so when he changed my house I

year yeah so when he changed my house I

year yeah so when he changed my house I know I do who he was and I let you drive

know I do who he was and I let you drive my GTR I know I don't know and I got one

my GTR I know I don't know and I got one a week later you know you've had two in

a week later you know you've had two in

a week later you know you've had two in that time so this times did you like to


Oh!

Ryan : Deal breaker, she wanted to have sex in a coffin.

I'm open-minded, I'm not that open-minded.

Beckett : All right, did our mistress of the night have a phone number or an address?

Uh, only an e-mail. However, there is information

Ryan : on the coven's next gathering, which meets tonight.

Ryan : Damn. You need a password.

Esposito : Or an old girlfriend.

Hey. Whoa. I haven't seen her in, like, a year.

They're gonna go ahead and process that.

Fine. But I'm not sleeping with her.

Beckett : Come on. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'm looking for Vixen.


Robin : 'Sup, dudes?

Robin : Fries?

Barney : Good God, woman. You're a disgrace.


Howard : Do you think

Dr Gallo : he's perpetuating that relationship

Dr Gallo : by seeking out a partner like you?

Sheldon : You know, I used to wear tank tops a lot.

Penny : That was a big selling point.

Amy on Skype : Hi, Sheldon. What's up?

Sheldon : Good news. You're an asteroid.

Amy : Uh... please tell me what to say next.

Sheldon : Perhaps I should explain.

Sheldon : While working with Koothrappali,

Sheldon : we discovered an asteroid, and I named it after you.

laughs : Oh.

Amy : Sheldon, thank you.

Amy : That's so romantic.


Rachel : So, what did you guys do?

Ross : You know, we just drank some beer.

Ross : Mike played with the boundaries of normal social conduct.

lt's true, l did.

Phoebe : -Well, goodbye. -Okay.

-Bye. That was fun, Pheebs. -l know. lt was fun.

See you, guys.

Ross : Lock the door! Lock the door, seriously.

Shoot, l forgot to pay Phoebe for the drinks.

Wait, wait. Wait, sorry. Did he call? Did that guy call?

Mike : No, just his mom.

Around 8 : 30?

-Yeah. -Then again at 9 : 00?

Yeah.

Hello?

No, she's not here right now. Can l take a message?

Ross : Bill from the bar?

Okay, Bill from the bar, l'll make sure she gets your number.

So.... So how was it?

Rachel : Did you guys--? You guys have a good time?


Ryan : Derek Bolt.

Derek "Lightning" Bolt? The ex-NFL running back?

Castle : What's a former MVP doing with our ambulance-chasing Pitbull?

Ryan : Nothing good. Check out the time-stamp.

11 : 00 p.m. Just hours before Richie was killed.

Beckett : Leaving enough time for him to be tortured first.

Esposito : There he is.

Ryan : Derek Bolt?

Esposito : We'd like a word.


got the chicken because the guardo is

got the chicken because the guardo is most like the chicken next well uh edit

most like the chicken next well uh edit

most like the chicken next well uh edit blue on a toy yeah here's a colorful


harmony of caramelized meat you taste

harmony of caramelized meat you taste the ginger in those and the pickled

the ginger in those and the pickled

the ginger in those and the pickled chilies but those bamboo shoots to begin

chilies but those bamboo shoots to begin with are some of the best ever the

with are some of the best ever the

with are some of the best ever the freshness of them and like the the clean

freshness of them and like the the clean crunch to them without being screaming

crunch to them without being screaming

crunch to them without being screaming at all okay next up for the green beans

at all okay next up for the green beans

at all okay next up for the green beans it looks like there's a lot of garlic


And it's unbelievably tender.

It's salty on the outside, did he put something on it?

- Yeah, yeah, so it was all marinated in probably

soy sauce and coriander root.

- [Sonny] Yeah it's just so soft.

- [Mark] That texture is unbelievably juicy and soft.

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moans

It's so soft that's like a two-biter drumstick.

- All these fatty parts are just kind of melted.

- Yeah, you're right about that.

- Yeah. - It really is unbelievable.

- That's over the top.

laughs

- Yeah, I mean, there's a reason

he's sold out every day, right?

- Mhm. - This is exactly it.

- Like the bone is just completely clean.

Okay next up let's try this sauce.


"Hey, we found a bug" and report it, so it can be fixed.

Penny : You mean like a beta test?

Leonard : Technically, this would be an alpha test.

Leonard : A beta test requires people that weren't involved in the develop...

Seriously? Do I not get credit for knowing beta test?

Leonard : No, you should. Absolutely. That was me being pedantic.

And that's our first bug.

Leonard : You reported it, I can fix that. See? This is good.

Penny : All right. Let's give it a shot.

Leonard : Great. You keep a list, I'll keep a list, at some point, we'll exchange.

- Okay. Good night, Leonard. - Night.


Sheldon : Good for me.

Leonard : Yeah, good for you.

Sheldon : Oh, wait.


Marshall : - This is it. - Yes!

Marshall : It's exactly the same. It's the best burger in New York.


Lily : Or would you like one of my kindergartners to show you?

Barney : Wait, wait, wait.

Barney : Wait, I think I've got it.

Ted : No.

Lily : Forget it; the paper's too expensive.

Lily : You're out.

Barney : Aw, nerts.

Ted : The food rule is insane.

Ted : We could have died because of it.

Ted : Remember the 100k fiasco?

Marshall : Ah, the fiero-asco.

Ted : Dude, I told you that doesn't work.

Ted : It's the 100k fiasco.

Robin : What's the 100k fiasco?

Marshall : The fiero-asco?

Ted : It was just before winter break

Ted : Our freshman year of college.

Ted : Marshall and I were roommates,

Ted : But we weren't really good friends yet.

Marshall : I thought ted was a little bit pretentious.

Ted : And marshall was a total slob.

Marshall : Hey.

Um... I'm driving

Marshall : My fiero back over break.

Marshall : I know we see enough of each other as it is,

But, uh, if you want a ride, I could use the gas money.

Marshall : You live in ohio, right?

Marshall : I could swing through and pick you up.

Ted : All right, first of all, my parents live in ohio.

Ted : I live in the moment.

Ted : Plus,


Marshall : I want to give her away, um, to a lucky new owner.

Marshall : Do you know anyone?

Robin : Yeah, hmm, let me think.

Robin : Do I know any rodeo clowns?

Robin : Oh, that's weird, I do.

Robin : But even Lenny wouldn't go near that mess.

Marshall : Well, he's not going to have the chance,

Marshall : because I am putting old Mabel

Marshall : in the Bermuda Triangle.

"The Bermuda Triangle" was the name we'd given

years earlier to the curb right in front of our building.

Whenever we wanted to give something away,

we'd put it right there.

It was uncanny.

Marshall : This is so exciting.

Marshall : Right now there's some out there who has no idea

Marshall : that tonight they're going home with just...

Marshall : just the best barrel.

Robin : Well, let's just hope they're not allergic

Robin : to barrel sin like Lily here.

Lily : Be cool, baby. Damn!

Lily : See you, sweetie. Good luck.

Marshall : Bye, babe.


Frank : -What's with him? -Sympathy pains.

It was sweet at first, but now I think he's trying to steal my thunder.

Dr. Harad : Let's see what we got here.

Oh, you know, Fonzie dated triplets.

Chandler : This Fonzie person you keep referring to...

Chandler : ...is that another doctor?

Phoebe : Oh, no, no.

Dr. Harad : Fonzie is the nickname of Arthur Fonzerelli.

Dr. Harad : The Fonz.

Ross : All right.

Frank : It's not that weird, is it?

Phoebe : It's very weird!

Phoebe : I don't want some guy down there telling me I'm "dilated-a-mundo."

He doesn't seem to be impersonating Fonzie

Phoebe : What are you doing?

Phoebe : Why are you defending him? Just get me another doctor...

...who isn't crazy and doesn't Fonzie!


Bitsy : She actually makes me miss that pill-popping ex-wife of his.

Bitsy : Hello, dear.

Mike : -What's going on? -We were just chitchatting.

Bitsy : -How's your friend? -A little better.

Bitsy : Do you know who's moving back into town? Tom and Sue's daughter, Jen.

Theodore : You remember her, Michael. She's lovely, well-behaved and single.

-l'm not interested. -Please, darling, let's be honest.

Bitsy : You can have all the sailor fun you want with that one.

Bitsy : -But let's be real. -All right, stop.

All Phoebe has done is try and get you to like her. Maybe it's not clear...

Mike : ...but she did her best.

Mike : -She's a little different than you are. -Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth.

So what? lf l can get past that, it shouldn't bother you.


Ross : Were you gonna play something?

Phoebe : - Well, actually - Play it!


Beckett : Sorry, folks. We're gonna have to cut this short.

Beckett : Everyone out.

Winters : This is outrageous.

Winters : I included you in the Nebula 9 Fan Experience,

Winters : and you ruined it.

Beckett : Mr. Winters, where were you last night between 10 : 00 and 11 : 00?

Beckett : And don't say your hotel room.

Winters : You can't be insinuating I had something to do with Anabelle's death?

Winters : I told you everything I know.

Castle : Then you wouldn't mind relinquishing your weapon.

Winters : This Thorian Blaster was given to me by the Vice-Chancellor of Loron

Winters : - when I helped save the Queen... - For the love of Pete.


Marshall : It's just a bunch of uncomfortable dudes

Marshall : trying to get out of there as quickly as possible.

Marshall : And one old guy just letting it all hang out.

Lily : Are you suggesting

that guys don't talk about sex?

Marshall : Yes, we do, but you know what we say?

Marshall : "I hit that."

Marshall : "I got some."

Marshall : "I tapped it."

Marshall : "I squeezed those." Discreet and efficient.

Robin : Not to mention classy.

Marshall : Thank God that I'm not dating.

If Lily talked in that much detail about our sex life,

Marshall : I'd probably kill myself.

Marshall : - What did you tell her? - Practically nothing.


Penny : It's open.


Gael : Especially those less fortunate that I.

Ted : I'm sorry, so it's gayle?

Ted : What a jerk.

Ted : I don't go to your stupid country

And try to seduce women with my sexy accent.

Barney : That's a great point, persian nightclub owner.

Oh, and he's a masseuse.

Gael : With a massage, everything is connected.

Gael : I can touch your foot, cleanse your kidney.

Gael : I can touch your earlobe,

Gael : And slow your heartbeat.

Ted : One time, I used warm water to make a guy pee.

Ted : Of course, I didn't make a career out of it.

Gael : Career?

Gael : Such an american idea.

Gael : My career is living. Windsurfing.

Gael : Making love.

Gael : Sometimes at the same time.


We're starting the day with a gigantic naan veg thali.

A huge platter full of tons of different curries,

desserts,


Rachel : You have a chance to be the bigger person here.

Mr. Heckles : Take it!

No.

All right. Then I'll call your supervisor and tell her...

...you shot my friend with a dart!


Penny : Is he quitting his job at the university?


See it? "The common field cricket, a.k.a. Gryllus assimilis"...

...which is Latin for "suck it, you lose."

Sheldon : Hang on.

VoilÃ . "The snowy tree cricket, a.k.a. Oecanthus fultoni"...

...which is Latin for "I'll suck nothing."

Sheldon : Of course, I'm joking, because the Latin for that is "nihil exsorbibo."

Howard : That is not Toby, this is Toby.

Howard : Raj, what do you think?

Raj : Oh. I really don't care anymore.

[LEONARD SIGHS]


Montgomery : When Mrs. Wellesley lost her faculties, Blake was granted power of attorney.

Beckett : Frank couldn't get the money to make the payments anymore.

Castle : So he stopped, figuring Brady would just disappear.

Montgomery : And when he found out Brady had evidence to prove his innocence,

Montgomery : Frank panicked. He stole Mrs. Wellesley's ring

Montgomery : and hocked it to finance his plan to shut Brady up permanently.

Beckett : By the way, I took a look at the precinct's numbers.

Beckett : Three closed cases puts us just over the mandated case closure rate.

Beckett : Right in time for the review tomorrow.

Montgomery : You know what's even better than that?

After 10 years, I can call Olivia's aunt and tell her that we really got the guy.

Finally.

Castle : And you get to give the messenger's sister some closure, too.

Mmm-hmm.

Castle : Though I don't suppose having answers makes it any easier.

Beckett : It does, in time.

Alexis : I can't believe how many lives were ruined over one woman's need

Alexis : to protect her family's reputation.

Castle : You will never have this problem.

Castle : Between Grams and myself, our family reputation's already in ruins.

Alexis : - Mmm. Lucky me. - Mmm. Yeah.

Alexis : - What's gonna happen to Brady's son? - Well, there's a silver lining there.

Castle : When Blake Wellesley found out why Brady sold his freedom...

Beckett : - Mmm-hmm. ...he pledged 20 million dollars

Castle : - to a local kids' charity... - Mmm.

Castle : ...who agreed to handle Brady's son's care.

Alexis : - Oh, that's so sweet. - And... Wow.


just timing ourselves round the rock you got a pickup well we took off our shoes

got a pickup well we took off our shoes

got a pickup well we took off our shoes around the rack and let me just climb up

around the rack and let me just climb up this okay I got to put the camera over

this okay I got to put the camera over

this okay I got to put the camera over here we made it to the main falls


or anything else.

You feel the flavor of the fish and the octopus.

- The fish is incredibly pure as well.

You do taste the back pepper,

but it's not overpowering.

- [Timour] Exactly.

- And then, just like that salty, sourness just like, zings.

Okay, let's add some chilies.

Okay, we'll add the chilies, we'll add the chilies.

And then, re-juice, we'll re-juice it.

- Go ahead, go ahead. - A bite, is it mine?

- [Timour] I wanna introduce you, let me see.

- [Mark] Oh, man.

You wanna just drink that juice, that leche de tigre,

it's so, the milk.

And I'm actually gonna go ahead and just,


House : First her lung deflates, like me after a cold shower,

House : now her liver starts to bleed, like me after a...

Chef Anthony : You okay?

Great.

House : Just practicing my clown college audition.


Robin : Look, marshall, he screamed at you, you took it.

Robin : He probably respects you more for it.

Marshall : Yeah, about that...

Marshall : So arthur's busy giving me the full screaming treatment...

Marshall : Face turning red,

Marshall : Vein in his forehead about to burst,

Marshall : Spittle flying like shrapnel.

Marshall : Everyone you work with walking by your office,

Marshall : Peering in.

Marshall : And suddenly, I just felt all of it.

Ted : All of what?

Marshall : All of it.

Marshall : The fact that I became a lawyer to save the environment,

Marshall : And now I'm working for the bad guys instead.

Marshall : The fact that I am stuck in this job

Marshall : Because of a mortgage I can barely afford

Marshall : On an apartment that is crooked.

Marshall : The fact that

Marshall : I am a grown man,

Marshall : And nobody, not even artillery arthur,

Marshall : Has the right to talk to me like that!

Uh-oh.

Marshall : I begged my body not to do it.

Marshall : But it was no use.


Marshall : Guys, just pick a club, okay?

Ted : Not Okay!

OTHERS : Okay is Lame!

Robin : Gay bar.

Marshall : For the record, I was in there once by accident.

Barney : It's hopeless, isn't it?

dance music playing MARSHALL : Wow.

Marshall : A lot of these girls are young enough

Marshall : to be our daughters. I know.

Barney : Daddy's home.

Barney : And Granddaddy's home!

Barney : Tonight rocks so hard!

Jerry : I might be allergic to this stamp.

Robin : Oh, my God, my secret crush is here.

Lily : Mila Kunis?!

No, my secret crush.


House : Why would you care about anything I have to say?

Gabe : The day before I died, I was a successful man.

Gabe : I had a factory with over 200 employees.

Gabe : People listened when I talked.

Gabe : I liked power.

Gabe : Now, the only power I have left is the power to annoy you.

I took Wilson's assistant for coffee.

Why? Something Tritter said.

Cameron : She told me the police think

Cameron : that House stole Wilson's prescription pad and forged his name.

Foreman : You believe it?

Kyle : Do you? Well, absolutely I do.

Foreman : I'm just checking how naive you are.

Cameron : He's not gonna steal his best friend's pad, jeopardize his career.

Foreman : Until his best friend says no to him.

Foreman : House is a junkie.


- Howard wolowitz. - Hey.

Voice : Dave Roeger, here, at NASA. We need to talk about your upcoming mission.

Howard : Yes, yes, I've been doing my push-ups.

Howard : I'm still stuck at nine, but...

Howard : That's going all the way down with no one holding me, heh.

Roeger : That's great, uh, but that's not why I called.

Roeger : We've run into a bit of a snafu.

Roeger : Your Soyuz capsule failed the pressurization test...

Roeger : ...so bottom line, the mission's been scrubbed.

Howard Picks up receiver : You're kidding. So, what does that mean?

Howard Picks up receiver : Uh-huh.

Uh-huh, heh.

Boy, I gotta tell you, I'm really disappointed.

Howard Picks up receiver : This was my dream ever since I was a little kid.

Okay, uh... Thanks for the call.

Yeah, you too.


Lance Carlberg : Bottom line is they can't compete.

Castle : Was Sarah Reed on the team of engineers

Castle : - that developed that technology? - Yeah. That's right.

Castle : That's probably why Sam Parker went out of his way to romance her.

Castle : For access. It's pretty smart.

Lance Carlberg : Pardon me, but don't you mean despicable?

Castle : The two aren't mutually exclusive.

Beckett : Would you mind if our forensic IT team

Beckett : took a look at Sarah's computer

and Sam's, Jake's, as well?

Beckett : They should be able to tell us whether your security was compromised,

and whether he got ahold of anything proprietary.

Lance Carlberg : Anything we can do to help.

Okay, thanks.

Forensic IT's taken possession of Sarah and Sam's computers.


Oh, double milk.

We just found a little joint

right in this local little alley

to have a couple of local specialties here.


flaky guys ready yes wow that's so

flaky guys ready yes wow that's so interesting because the cheese look at

interesting because the cheese look at

interesting because the cheese look at it it's airy right it almost tastes like

it it's airy right it almost tastes like bread like she's Breton right and that a

bread like she's Breton right and that a little spicy marinara oh you guys like

little spicy marinara oh you guys like

little spicy marinara oh you guys like cheese and you like bread this is your

cheese and you like bread this is your

cheese and you like bread this is your thing you should get this just bakeries

thing you should get this just bakeries

thing you should get this just bakeries been around for over a hundred years 116

been around for over a hundred years 116 years thought I went to perfecting dish

years thought I went to perfecting dish

years thought I went to perfecting dish I love how clear they're still after

I love how clear they're still after

I love how clear they're still after your trip but she's flavors just kind of

your trip but she's flavors just kind of lingers on my tongue we have one more

lingers on my tongue we have one more

lingers on my tongue we have one more thing after this a garlic bread whoa I

thing after this a garlic bread whoa I

thing after this a garlic bread whoa I wish someone would have been a portable

wish someone would have been a portable

wish someone would have been a portable oven so I can just like toast us by two

oven so I can just like toast us by two

oven so I can just like toast us by two minutes and so it's nice and crunchy

minutes and so it's nice and crunchy

minutes and so it's nice and crunchy you guys want a piece you're gonna share


Wow, that's amazing.

And we're here to eat what is called One Noodle,

because it really is one strand of noodle.

speaking foreign language

- [Female] This is things you put on top of the noodle soup

in the end.

upbeat music

speaking foreign language


Shelley : Okay. Phew!

Chandler : So, what do you think it is about me?

I don't know what.

Shelley : You just have...

Monica : -...a quality. -A quality. Great.

It's a shame. You and Lowell would've made a great couple.


it's called, what's the name?


Marshall : Can I borrow your phone? I want to call my dad.

Ted : Go ahead.

Marshall : Man, this is great.

Marshall : I was expecting bad news.

Marshall : I really was.

Marshall : You're here!

Marshall : Oh, my God!

Marshall : I love you so much! Can you believe it?

Lily : Something's happened.

Lily : Your father, he had a heart attack.

Lily : He didn't make it.

Marshall : My dad's dead?

Marshall : I'm not ready for this.


Lanie Parish : I gotta go.

Javier Esposito : Me, too.

Esposito : I'll see you at the scene, sexy.

Okay.

Lanie : - Javier Esposito. - Mmm-hmm.

Lanie : When we get to this crime scene,

Lanie : do not wink at me, do not smile at me,

Lanie : and don't even look at me with those puppy dog eyes. Got it?

Lanie : Got it.

Come on, Gina. I'm not having this conversation with you again.

Well, I'm... I gotta go. I'm at work.

Richard Castle : It is so work!

Esposito : What's up, Castle. How's it going?

Castle : You want my advice?

Castle : Never sleep with someone you work with.

Esposito : What? What do you mean?

Castle : Trust me. It doesn't end well.

Esposito : Who knows?

Castle : Everyone knows.

Beckett : Everyone knows what?

Chuck : - Nothing. - Nothing.

On my way.

Beckett : You okay, Castle? You seem upset.

Castle : No! No, I'm fine. Why?

Okay.

Castle : The murder is here? At Drake's Magic Shop?


House : I don't know, low down, so I look more powerful?

That's perfect. Yeah?

House : Also, my eyes look better in rooms with summer colors.

Darnell : You know what? It's black and white...

Cuddy : You think I like the cameras?

Cuddy : You think I want the whole world watching you check out my ass

Cuddy : and question my wardrobe?

House : Would it be better if I checked out your wardrobe and questioned your ass?

Cuddy : A little part of me...

House : There is no little part of you.

Cuddy : ...thought that maybe you would see

Cuddy : what great PR this could be for the hospital

Cuddy : and not make me force you to act like a human being.

House : You using force on me is intriguing.

House : On the other hand, cameras make people act.

House : Sometimes like human beings, sometimes just weird,

sometimes they wear open-tip bras.

Cuddy : It's cold in here.

A less obvious point is that I need my team to be unafraid of the metaphorical fart.

Cuddy : That production company is covering all the medical costs for this kid.

Cuddy : So either you let them continue filming

Cuddy : or the kid goes home with the same face.


that would a lifetime to try.

And when you open up a menu at a thali restaurant,

you're presented with a huge variety of thalis

to choose from, including Rajasthani thalis,

Gujruiti thalis, Punjabi thalis and more

from across the whole country.

But since this was a warmup

for our huge Bengali lunch feast,

I chose the classic Rajasthani thali vegetarian platter


George takes her hand and smiles : I don't think that's possible.

Rick : Oh.

You know that I would keep you here if I could.

Sophie : Oh, no, darling. You can't waste any more time with me.

Sophie : You have to go balls out with the dog.

George : Excuse me?

Sophie : So she chose an animal over you.

Sophie : So what? Women are fools.

Sophie : That's old news.

Sophie : But life's too short for you to give in, Irish.

Sophie : So fight.

Sophie : You fight for what's yours.

Sophie : Now that, my friend... is a swagger.

Richard : I'll be closing the peritoneal cavity with zero chromic sutures.

Meredith : Thank you.

Debbie : Chief.

Richard : Let's get back to it. Pull back on that retractor.

Richard : Give me more suction. I'll need a sponge on a stick. More suction.


Monica : -Just a second! -No, no, no!


in here because this is what happened

in here because this is what happened last night

what you owe me to set a trap to try and catch the Tooth Fairy oh to catch the

catch the Tooth Fairy oh to catch the

catch the Tooth Fairy oh to catch the video see we can get it on tape

well I'll see what we can do okay I'll

well I'll see what we can do okay I'll

well I'll see what we can do okay I'll keep my eyes peeled No okay well I'll

keep my eyes peeled No okay well I'll

keep my eyes peeled No okay well I'll come back up later on and I'll check and

come back up later on and I'll check and I'll set the cameras up okay and in the

I'll set the cameras up okay and in the

I'll set the cameras up okay and in the morning you can see the footage and see

morning you can see the footage and see

morning you can see the footage and see if they've tooth fairy game very


Robin : Wow, lily, you look so beautiful.

Lily : I know! I'm beautiful!

Lily : I'm a fairy princess!


Burke : Flawless.

It's a shame he's brain-dead.

If he wasn't, he would be on his feet in a few days.

I'm amazed at what's going on.

Cristina : I seriously hate that guy.

Meredith : Alex is vermin. That surgery is ours.

[Izzie] At least Burke is doing the surgery.

Izzie : I don't care about Alex.

George, you did good.

I'm gonna have to dodge Burke for the rest of my career.

George : He could kill me and make it look like an accident.

[Door opening]

Woman : The police called. They've identified your John Doe.

Woman : His wife is on the way.


After paying up, I made my way across the market

To find some of the most unique hand pulled noodles that Iâve ever eaten

That will just keep you alive

If youâre hiking or doing anything physical

That is just pure energy

We are going to go see what else there is to eat

Oh yeah, look at this

We are in the animal market

There is hundreds of cows and sheep and horses

And we are going to see what else we can eat

I think I see some noodles up here guys

Noodle jackpot

Oh yeah

Hello

Hello!


that is a crazy birthday present

that is a crazy birthday present are you very much how did I made you

are you very much how did I made you

are you very much how did I made you here I was watching TV in the sky like

here I was watching TV in the sky like

here I was watching TV in the sky like like the best present toyota's you

like the best present toyota's you

like the best present toyota's you target with me alright so I'm really

target with me alright so I'm really

target with me alright so I'm really sure I can see what's on top right here

sure I can see what's on top right here

sure I can see what's on top right here sweetie splinter

sweetie splinter

sweetie splinter no candy man have to come correct on top

no candy man have to come correct on top of sorters is this Islam in erisa

what is this

what is this

what is this clean up ha Neverland all the way there


your couch we can go from 20 to Hondo I

your couch we can go from 20 to Hondo I can sit on a end table for 179 just

can sit on a end table for 179 just

can sit on a end table for 179 just saying don't put like 10 bucks apiece

saying don't put like 10 bucks apiece

saying don't put like 10 bucks apiece you can get them fold-out chairs for

you can get them fold-out chairs for

you can get them fold-out chairs for like soccer events just put six of those


Ross : Okay, uh...

I was sad that night because this guy thought I was Ross' mom.

And Chandler was really sweet and he consoled me and...

Monica : ...we drank too much. - Yeah, baby.

I was a gentleman and I walked her to her hotel room and said good night.

Chandler : - But then, later that night... - Yeah, baby.


Harrison Tisdale : Just a minute.

Beckett : Open the door, Harrison!

Beckett : Open the door. It's NYPD, we have a warrant.


It's so naturally sweet, it has a crispness that it snaps.

I was gonna add some soy sauce,

but I don't even think I need soy sauce right now,

it's just too good on its own with nothing.

Mm-hmm!

One more bite.

Wonderful as well.

I love how they just pop with that brininess in your mouth,

and they're just coating the rice.


Monica : - Here you go. - Thanks a lot.

Kid : Hey, Christine! I got it!

I want to thank you for being there for me.

Ross : And I'm sorry I almost broke your hand.


means L was my happy face it looks the

means L was my happy face it looks the same as my food eating fish hmm I'm

same as my food eating fish hmm I'm

same as my food eating fish hmm I'm basically done with all this after like

basically done with all this after like

basically done with all this after like sure little rapture so good okay let's

sure little rapture so good okay let's

sure little rapture so good okay let's keep exploring I love just walking

keep exploring I love just walking

keep exploring I love just walking around a random alley and to poo stalls

around a random alley and to poo stalls

around a random alley and to poo stalls on either side and just eating whatever

on either side and just eating whatever

on either side and just eating whatever let's go to you it's like my favorite

let's go to you it's like my favorite

let's go to you it's like my favorite form of fun you know what I'm gonna I

form of fun you know what I'm gonna I

form of fun you know what I'm gonna I want to get a couple of the the summer

want to get a couple of the the summer

want to get a couple of the the summer rolls I got this once before in Vietnam

rolls I got this once before in Vietnam

rolls I got this once before in Vietnam and I already notice how IKEA the outer

and I already notice how IKEA the outer

and I already notice how IKEA the outer wrapper the right wrapper is not as

wrapper the right wrapper is not as

wrapper the right wrapper is not as gooiest stickiest gelatinous as the

gooiest stickiest gelatinous as the

gooiest stickiest gelatinous as the virgin of the u.s. like not by a long

virgin of the u.s. like not by a long

virgin of the u.s. like not by a long shot and she gave me shoe one with

shot and she gave me shoe one with

shot and she gave me shoe one with shrimp and pork and I think one would

shrimp and pork and I think one would

shrimp and pork and I think one would just pour come true feel good though the

just pour come true feel good though the sprouts and lettuce makes it nice and

sprouts and lettuce makes it nice and

sprouts and lettuce makes it nice and crunchy

crunchy

crunchy this is a great to take a break from

this is a great to take a break from

this is a great to take a break from food food you know I'm saying all right

food food you know I'm saying all right

food food you know I'm saying all right I feel good

I feel good

I feel good now I'm ready to eat some more I passed

now I'm ready to eat some more I passed

now I'm ready to eat some more I passed by this stall a few times and everybody

by this stall a few times and everybody

by this stall a few times and everybody seems to be eating it and having a good


Joey : Yeah, but sandwich time is right now.