boiled pork belly slices I mean those

boiled pork belly slices I mean those are some of my favorite words boiled

are some of my favorite words boiled

are some of my favorite words boiled pork belly and business from black pig

pork belly and business from black pig

pork belly and business from black pig this is a Jeju Island specialty people

this is a Jeju Island specialty people

this is a Jeju Island specialty people fly to this island to eat this cake and

fly to this island to eat this cake and

fly to this island to eat this cake and now this big eyes visited us big slice

now this big eyes visited us big slice

now this big eyes visited us big slice with about 50% fat 50% meat a little bit

with about 50% fat 50% meat a little bit of the skin add a little preserved

of the skin add a little preserved

of the skin add a little preserved vegetables a little bit of a sauce and

vegetables a little bit of a sauce and

vegetables a little bit of a sauce and this sauce is actually made from the

this sauce is actually made from the

this sauce is actually made from the hair tail wrap it up in a little some

hair tail wrap it up in a little some

hair tail wrap it up in a little some happy holiday for me oh my poor there's

happy holiday for me oh my poor there's

happy holiday for me oh my poor there's a stroke I feel like that pig took daily

a stroke I feel like that pig took daily showers because that is the cleanest cut

showers because that is the cleanest cut up or got had in a long time I mean that

up or got had in a long time I mean that pig can sleep in my bed that's how clean


Sheldon : Will you two please inform Amy how much you enjoy


ADDISON : But they are substantially different sizes for a very unique reason.

The tests indicate the babies have different due dates.

ADDISON : According to our calculations your son

was conceived a full six weeks before your daughter.


Penny waking up : Okay, look.

Penny waking up : This never happened.

Penny waking up : Do you understand me?

Really?! Still can't talk to me?


All the fun stuff you get to do.

So yeah, make sure you guys go follow.

Did you have so much fun?

- Yeah

- Yeah, that was a blast.

Alright, it's finally time for our dentist appointment,


Leonard : Uh-oh.

Penny : What?

Leonard : We got an email from the East Rutherford, New Jersey, Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual...

Leonard : ...and Transgender Alliance.

They want another 1000 Penny Blossoms.

- Really? - One-day rush.


Fine. I'll have to punish my whole team,

so one of them will step forward.

House : Makes sense.

House : Damn. Now I'm gonna have to punish my whole team

so one of them will step forward.

Wilson : You just said that

House : Yeah, but I meant it this time.

House : First time, I was just testing you.

House : Either you were gonna genuinely confess or falsely confess'

House : or actually...


favorite it's a superfood okay so to

favorite it's a superfood okay so to begin today we are at it's a vegetable

begin today we are at it's a vegetable

begin today we are at it's a vegetable I'm not totally sure everything that is

I'm not totally sure everything that is

I'm not totally sure everything that is it is but he is known for his mushrooms

it is but he is known for his mushrooms

it is but he is known for his mushrooms and he grows mushrooms inside I think

and he grows mushrooms inside I think

and he grows mushrooms inside I think the basement of this property so

the basement of this property so

the basement of this property so colorful but I need some coffee this

colorful but I need some coffee this

colorful but I need some coffee this morning desperately thank you very much


Knowing you're gonna have to wake up to the same face every day..

Joey : until you finally have the sweet release of death.

You're right. This is more fun.


You gotta hold on really good.

Alright, you ready?

It's gonna be fun okay?

- [Man] Soarin' to town, we are ready for takeoff.


Mrs. Beaumont : - Event? - Yes.

Dunan : I removed the video from his phone.

Dunan : I didn't want anyone to see it until the incident was fully understood.

BOY 1 : Alli Billings? BOY 2 : Hot.

BOY 3 : So hot, so hot. BOY 1 : All right, all right.

Rikki Gelson?

BOY 2 : No way!

BOY 3 : I'd still hit it.

High school guys playing "Hot or Not"? That's the event?

Dunan : Just wait.

BOY 1 : Okay. Jordan Gibbs? Hot or not?

- BOYS LAUGHING - BOY 2 : What?


If we make it yesterday, we're done!

It's impossible. We can't do this by Friday.

Rachel : We have to find a place, invite people, get food.

There's too much to do.

Rachel : - We cannot do it! - Calm down!


Emily : All right.

Penny : It has also been shown to cause

Penny : significantly fewer side effects than other oral contraceptives.

Penny : Although it can cause acne, which, if you ask me, kind of

Penny : increases its effectiveness as a contraceptive.

Emily : Funny.


Look at the clock. That clock has stopped.

Which is "time has run out," and the hands are at "1" and "3".

So what ifthe antidote

is 1 and 3 vials combined?

Simon : Oh, man.

Jennifer : I don't know.

Martha : Whoa, whoa.

Judah : You sure about this?


It's like eating a shrimp lollipop, which is naturally sweet.

ð

Seeing this big pot of chili soup, I want to take my shrimp for a swim.


a beautiful find.

Looks like we found a little sweet shop here.

Lots of sweets.

Beautiful.

man speaking indistinctly


Sheldon : I have a question about Batman.

Sheldon : Batman is a man who dresses up like a bat.

Sheldon : Man-bat is a part man, part bat hybrid.

Sheldon : Now,

Sheldon : if Man-Bat dressed up as a man to fight crime,

Sheldon : would he be Man-Batman?

Leonard : No, he'd be Bat-Man-Bat.

Raj : But wouldn't Man-Batman just be a Batman

Raj : that was bitten by a radioactive man?

Howard : But Batman is a man.

Howard : You're talking about a man who would have the powers of a man.

Howard : That's just Man-Man.

Sheldon : Well, isn't Man-Man just Man?

Leonard : But what if Man-Man dressed as a bat?

Raj : Well, that's just Batman.

Leonard : No, if a man dresses as a bat,

Leonard : that's Batman, but if Man-Man dresses as a bat,

Leonard : that's Batman-Man.

cell phone chimes

Howard : So does that answer your question?

Sheldon : Oh, I haven't asked it yet.

Raj checking text on phone : Oh, that's Claire. Got to run.


Nieman : that I played a role in those deaths

Nieman : damaged my practice, my reputation.

Nieman : But I can truly say that's all in

Nieman : the past now, and I bear you no malice.

Beckett : Well, that's a relief. What can you tell me about Susan Watts?


Woo!

- And we gotta mix it all up, go ahead and start mixing.

We gotta get it really, really whisked

so there's no lumps.

Gotta get all the green stuff from the bottom.

- It's slime!

- Yeah it is!

Gotta make sure all the lumps are out.

Alright it's almost slime, it still


Rowan : I left your mother. I didn't leave you.

Chase : Mum was living on gin and tonics. How was I supposed to take care of her? She wasn't your responsibility.

Chase : I know! She was yours.

Rowan : I'm sorry she died. I'm sorry you had to deal with that.

Rowan : But she was falling apart long before...

Chase : I've got to talk to House about this treatment.

House : But the patient's getting better.

Chase : In spite of the cytoxan.

House : On the other hand... getting better.

Chase : Cytoxan makes him more susceptible to infection.

Chase : The anthrax could relapse and be more resistant. Better!

Chase : You want a negative test for every autoimmune disease known to man?

Fine. I'll get 'em. - Be home by midnight or you can't have the car this weekend.

House : You guys talk? Did he tell you why he's here?

Chase : The S.L.E. conference.


Joey : You know, that's bad for the paper tray.

Chandler : - Nice work, my friend. - Wait, you see me again.

Hang on, the guy's butt's blocking me.

Joey : There I am. There I am. There I am.

Joey : There are so many things, it's hard to pick just one.

I'm getting coffee. Want anything?

- A blueberry muffin and chamomile tea. - Double latte.

Chandler : - A bagel with only... - I was just being polite.


Northern Egypt, Alexandria.

This has been inhabited since 400 B.C. and--

car horn honking loudly

It's great to be here.

We're gonna have a lot of delicious food today.

Just look at these Alexandrian streets!

You can feel the history here.

And right up ahead,

there's a local Alexandrian cheese fondue with local meats.

You can see the street is just packed with people.

You can order up and sit inside

and that's what we're gonna do.

We're gonna go try it out.

Here we go, guys.

speaks in foreign language


Ryan : She said that he did work for Tanner but it was all hush-hush what he did.

Beckett : And where's Omar now?

Ryan : The girlfriend said she has no idea.

But Sean Tanner might.

He attends East Borough, too.

He used to drop by and see his dad. Maybe he knows Omar.

Castle : Oh, I think he does.

Castle : Remember what he did when you asked if he knew his dad's partner?

Beckett : He changed the subject.

Boom.

Shawn : I'm telling you, I don't know him.

Shawn : I don't know anyone named Omar Dixon.

Look, Sean,

Ryan : I know that law enforcement hasn't always been on your guys' side.

- Try "never." - But we're not the feds, Sean.

Ryan : We're the guys trying to solve your dad's murder.

Ryan : And no matter what you think,

we're not gonna stop until that job is done.

Espsotio : Here's the thing, bro.

Espsotio : If your dad was killed for what he put on that website,

your boy Omar is in danger, too.

Help us out, Sean.

Shawn : Yeah, I met Omar. I knew him a little.

Shawn : - He worked with my dad. - Where can we find him?

Shawn : My dad gave me a number for him.

Ryan : We need you to call that number, tell Omar you'd like to meet.

Omar? I'm Detective Kate Beckett.


Taub : No masses in body or tail segments.

Wilson : When you decide to go and get groceries, what do you do?

Thirteen : Your right brain has no idea

Wilson : why you're suddenly getting up and putting on your jacket.

Wilson : It just gets dragged along. Next time, try saying it out loud.

Wilson : I'm an oncologist.

House : Your right brain likes what he's saying. Hasn't moved the entire scan.

Taub : Hasn't gotten us anything, though. Scan's clean. It's not pancreatic cancer.

House : Clotting could be a problem well before a solid tumor forms.

It could still be pancreatic.

Taub : Yes, but if you want a diagnosis backed by actual evidence,

Taub : we should probably look at other cancers.

House. I just squawked!

Eugene : Your patient from yesterday. I just squawked!

Eugene : I was buying some flowers for Mona. It happened when I was paying the clerk.


- [Bryan] I know, the ghost threw all our shoes everywhere,

and look what they did to your pumpkins!

- Oh no!

- What do we do?

If you think that's bad, Ghostbuster Ollie,

wait 'til you see what happened in your room.

You're not going to be happy.

- That ghost threw my toys everywhere!


You know, we really should quit. Okay, let's quit!

Rachel : Great! Give me those cigs. Come on!

Give it! Out. Done. Quit.

Kim : My late husband gave me that lighter.

Monica : I'm not kidding.

Rachel : Okay, then.

Mmm...soup.

Mmm...soup.

Carol : Would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room?

Joey : -No problem. -Thanks.


House : Welcome back.

Taub : The AIDS meds aren't gonna work.

Kutner : If you'd let us do a test, we could stop treating you, or you could stop lying.

Daniel : I know the feeling.

Kutner : BP's climbing. You feeling okay?

Daniel : No. I feel flushed.

Daniel : I'm burning all over. My chest...

Taub : It's not a new symptom, it's just a reaction to the AIDS meds.

Kutner : Yeah, he reacted by getting worse. Means it's not AIDS.

"So went Satan forth from the presence of the Lord and smote Job sore with boils."

House : You think it's Hyper IgE Syndrome?

House : I prefer the colloquial term, Job's Syndrome.

House : Explains the symptoms, and my quote.

It's the first thing I checked. IgE levels are normal.

It could be some other genetic disorder.

Thirteen : Cerebral microtumors could explain the blindness and the hallucinations.

Foreman : We didn't find any tumors.

Kutner : That's why I didn't say tumors, I said microtumors.

Foreman : So your explanation doesn't depend on us being major morons, just morons?

Taub : We should start genetic testing. Takes too long.

Thirteen : So we start treatment. Treatment is surgery.

Foreman : We can't open him up without confirmation.

Thirteen : So your position is we can't test and we can't treat?

Foreman : My position is you're wrong.

This isn't going to work.

House : Are you kidding? I've never felt more alive.


grunting


Rachel : All it really was was just meaningless, animal sex.

Okay, you know, that sounded so much better in my head.

Chandler : I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend.

Eddie : That's exactly what someone who slept with her would say.

This is nuts! Crazy! She came over for two minutes...

Chandler : ...dropped off a fish tank and left!

Eddie : Where's Buddy?


Ted from 2030 : Everything.

So, those new Star Wars movies... Those are better than the old ones?

Barney : The first three barely mention

Barney : the intricacies of intergalactic trade law.

Ted : And when you're at a Guns n' Roses concert,

Ted : you're like, "Yeah, yeah, Paradise City, whatever.

Ted : When are they gonna rock me some Chinese Democracy?".

Barney : Axl's really matured as a songwriter, Ted.

Ted : I'd like to buy my friend a drink.

Ted : What's your oldest Scotch?

Wendy : Glenmckenna, aged 30 years in oak casks.

Ted : - Amazing. - And what's your newest scotch?

Wendy : Jumbo Jim's Grape Scotch.

Wendy : Don't let it touch your skin.

Ted : Your call, buddy.


Yo, if this is about that dead rich lady, I don't know nothing.

All right, come on, let's go.


Rachel : Ross, please trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month.

Rachel : Now I don't know who's running for president or who that NATO guy is...

Rachel : ...but I do know that you have to get far away from that hat.

Damn it. God...


- You OK? - Not entirely.

Derek : She's worth the effort.

Susan : All right.

Oh, nice.

Izzie : Oh.

Mark : - Damn it. - Gotta go back in?

Alex : Yeah.

Helen : Why is there an 11 inch incision in my chest?


Ted : Hey, Barney. I got a little poem for you.

Ted : You want to hear it? No, not really.

Ted : 'Twas the night before, I had hours to kill.

I sat in the tavern, grading parchments with quill.

Barney : With quill?

Ted : Barney. It's a poem.

A busty, young lassie flashed me a grin.

Her garb said "classy," but her eyes whispered "sin."

She said, "you're a teacher?"

I said, "yes, indeed."

"I must have you," she moaned.

"I'm turned on by tweed."

With haste we did scamper

To my chamber anon.

We fell to the couch, and, bro, it was on.

I unlaced her bodice.

Our passions grew deeper.

And thus ends the tale of the sexless innkeeper.

Ted : No way.

Barney : You made that up.


Martha : I used to write the best ones for your father.

Martha : Circus accidents, apartment fires...

Martha : Movie night?

Alexis : I don't know. He has the projector up, but...

Alexis : Huh. He's not here.

Martha : Well, maybe he's out. As in...

Yes. But he always calls when he's out. Or leaves a note.

Martha : Well, he figured we were gone, so why bother?

Martha : It's late, darling. Come on. We'll ask him in the morning.

Beckett : Castle, that's not good.

Castle : No. It's not.

All right. Stand back.

Castle : - What are you gonna do? - Just stand back.


which has now been restored.

It's actually quite, kind of calm and peaceful here today.

motor bike puttering

Nice to meet you.

upbeat music

engine puttering

We made it to the clock tower which is a landmark.

And the clock tower was built in the year 1900

by the British to celebrate the Queen Jubilee.

motor bike puttering

I've got just half my butt on the seat,


this going for more of this sauce okay

this going for more of this sauce okay this next round I'm going for the

this next round I'm going for the

this next round I'm going for the knockout plate a lobster and crab let

knockout plate a lobster and crab let

knockout plate a lobster and crab let her play that the spicy stir-fry lobster

her play that the spicy stir-fry lobster claws and you know just a general plate

claws and you know just a general plate

claws and you know just a general plate of mixed underwater happiness and I'm

of mixed underwater happiness and I'm

of mixed underwater happiness and I'm really excited about this three

really excited about this three

really excited about this three ginormous ocean frog freshmen charred

ginormous ocean frog freshmen charred

ginormous ocean frog freshmen charred grilled and barbeque oh yeah you got me

grilled and barbeque oh yeah you got me

grilled and barbeque oh yeah you got me I haven't seen prawns this big since I

I haven't seen prawns this big since I

I haven't seen prawns this big since I was in Thailand another one

oh good god this is smoky I'm sure

oh good god this is smoky I'm sure

oh good god this is smoky I'm sure Michelle vez already just so sweet I

Michelle vez already just so sweet I

Michelle vez already just so sweet I mean the flavors not complex' it's not

mean the flavors not complex' it's not

mean the flavors not complex' it's not seasoned with you know your leavens

seasoned with you know your leavens

seasoned with you know your leavens secret herbs and spices where you think

secret herbs and spices where you think

secret herbs and spices where you think it's just a natural awesome flavor of

it's just a natural awesome flavor of

it's just a natural awesome flavor of the prize

the prize

the prize cooked perfectly I mean the blowtorch

cooked perfectly I mean the blowtorch

cooked perfectly I mean the blowtorch the ponzu sauce everything just

the ponzu sauce everything just

the ponzu sauce everything just highlight it is put this front and

highlight it is put this front and

highlight it is put this front and center

center

center imitates Hollywood good

imitates Hollywood good

imitates Hollywood good [Music]


I yanked my brother and sister out of college?

Nicole : Can you please tell them I'm not dying?

Kutner : You have SARS. I'm wearing a mask.

Kutner : It's a big deal. Cut them some slack.

But I am going to be okay, right?

Kutner : That's what all this stuff is for.

Kutner : We're gonna need the names and numbers

Kutner : of everyone you came in contact with

Kutner : here and in China. Flight numbers, dates.

Nicole : That doctor that I coughed all over, is he gonna be all right?

Kutner : So far, he's fine.


Hasting : I told you, the guy was crazy.

Castle : This place shut down in 2010. You really think he'd come back here?

Beckett : You can stay in the car if you're too scared.


Howard : Gentlemen, switching to local nerd news...

...Fishman, Chen, Chaudury and McNair aren't fielding a team...

...in the Physics Bowl this year.

- You're kidding. Why not? - They formed a barbershop quartet...

Howard : ...and got a gig playing Knott's Berry Farm.

Penny : Wow. So in your world, you're like the cool guys.

Recognize.

This is our year. With those guys out...

Leonard : ...the entire Physics Bowl will kneel before Zod.

- Zod? - Kryptonian villain. Long story.

Raj : Good story.

Sheldon : - Count me out. - What? Why?

Sheldon : You want me to use my intelligence in a tawdry competition?

Sheldon : Would you ask Picasso to play Pictionary?

Sheldon : Would you ask Noah Webster to play Boggle?

Sheldon : Would you ask Jacques Cousteau to play Go Fish?

Come on, you need a four-person team. We're four people.

Sheldon : By that reasoning we should also play bridge, hold up a huppah...

Sheldon : ...and enter the Olympic bobsled competition.

Penny : Tickets to that, please.

Sheldon, what? Do I need to quote Spock's dying words to you?


and then curry leaves and pandan leaves.

And as soon as he dropped that into the oil,

you could smell the aroma,

just that poof of like curry fumes came out of that oil,

smells so good, then he just added in the onions.

- Cinnamon. - Cinnamon is about to go in.

upbeat reggae music

- Tomato.

A little bit of water.


we ate the SU joke and it's it's almost

we ate the SU joke and it's it's almost like a completely different city like a

like a completely different city like a

like a completely different city like a totally different culture totally

totally different culture totally

totally different culture totally different feel it's just it's a way this

different feel it's just it's a way this is very like European feeling very

is very like European feeling very

is very like European feeling very trendy all the time is just ten minutes

trendy all the time is just ten minutes

trendy all the time is just ten minutes away that's and that's the other thing

away that's and that's the other thing

away that's and that's the other thing about Beirut is that it's not that big

about Beirut is that it's not that big

about Beirut is that it's not that big of a city because I mean you go around

of a city because I mean you go around

of a city because I mean you go around places are closed but the diversity is

places are closed but the diversity is

places are closed but the diversity is immense its entire ruins that were in

immense its entire ruins that were in

immense its entire ruins that were in this site and then when there was the

this site and then when there was the

this site and then when there was the whole reconstruction of a room they

whole reconstruction of a room they

whole reconstruction of a room they decided to maintain the ruins and built

decided to maintain the ruins and built

decided to maintain the ruins and built around them and then you can still see

around them and then you can still see

around them and then you can still see the whole thing the beautiful one of the

the whole thing the beautiful one of the very rare oh it's closed right now


Who would win in a fight, Catwoman or Supergirl?

Joey : -Catwoman, hands down. -Yeah.

Joey : Between you and Phoebe? I'd give Phoebe the edge.

Monica : -What? Really? -You kidding?

Joey : Phoebe lived on the street, okay? Plus, she's got a crazy temper.

She's not right behind me, is she?

No, you're fine.

-Could I take Rachel? -I'm not sure.

Monica : What? Come on, I am tough!

Punch me here, as hard as you can!

Relax. Why are you so serious? It doesn't matter.

Really? What if I told you Ross or Chandler could beat you up?


== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man

Sheldon : Who leaves their bike in the hallway?

Sheldon : You know, if I knew how to ride one,

Sheldon : I'd steal it.

Leonard : Ignore him,


Castle : But the convenience store across the street from this one does.

Castle : So we pulled the video feed from the same day

that Il Penumbra created the account.

It's time-stamped, so...

There.

Beckett : That's the only person who leaves

Beckett : in the minutes after the account was opened.

Beckett : Well, hello, Bad Santa.

Beckett : Thanks for coming to see us, Detective.

Melinda : Of course.

Beckett : Our investigation uncovered something

Beckett : that we hope the Organized Crime Unit might have information about.

Uh, what'd you find?

Beckett : Luca Tessaro. Alive.

Mcbride : From the clothes that you told me about,

Mcbride : I assumed that he was dead.

Ryan : He almost was.

Beckett : We believe the person that shot Luca

Beckett : also killed Eric Mercer to cover their tracks,

Beckett : which means the shooter knew that the two of them were in contact.

This shooter goes by the name of Il Penumbra. Does that ring a bell?

Mcbride : Can't say it does.


Richard : ...from my dress socks.

Monica : What if they get mixed up?

Richard : Boy, I would just...

Richard : I would freak out.

Monica : You would not.

Monica : I can't believe this. I hate this. You're too normal.

I can't believe you don't have a "thing."

My boyfriend doesn't have a "thing."

Richard : See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.


Penny : What did we say about being a nicer friend?

Leonard : -Thank you. -Leonard, what did we say


Thought you were gonna read my book to put you to sleep?

Chandler : It got interesting.

Chandler : Damn you, Oprah!

Monica : Here, let me make the milk. I'm up anyway.

You know what we could do now that we're up?

We could just talk to each other all night long.

Chandler : Like we did when we were first going out. It'd be fun.

- Okay, that does sound fun. - Yeah.

Chandler : So how bummed were you when the second sister died, huh?

Monica : The second sister dies?!


You guys don't think I look 19?


and found ourselves deep in the back alleyways

with tons of street food, chai,

and a bustling atmosphere like no other.

India truly is a street food heaven.

We are in the Burrabazar area

and we're looking for some food to start the day

before our big, homemade lunch coming up.

Should be good, and this area is just packed

with people working.

There's street food everywhere.

We're gonna find something tasty.

Look at this.

Chai.

Look what we found here, guys, fresh chai tea.

This is the best way to start any day in India for me.

You get a nice chai in the morning,

spiced, frothy, creamy.


Leonard : I can't decide whether I want Stan Lee to autograph...

Leonard : ...my Journey Into Mystery 83, first appearance of Thor...

...or my Fantastic Four Number 5, first appearance of Dr. Doom.

["FINAL JEOPARDY!" THEME PLAYING OVER SPEAKER]

Alex, I'm gonna go with : "What is you're a dumb-ass?"

[RASPBERRY PLAYING OVER SPEAKER]

Sheldon : I've decided I'm going to have Mr. Lee sign my copy of this month's Batman.

Howard : That's crazy. Stan Lee had nothing to do with Batman.

Sheldon : Which is why no one else will ask him to sign one.

I'll be the possessor of a unique, albeit confusing artifact...

Sheldon : ...which will set me apart from the hoi polloi of comic-book fandom.

That's a great idea. I'm gonna get him to sign a Batman as well.


It's a community. - Creating communities.

Community bringing, and this is what's all about.

- I'm gonna try the fattoush now

which is, they're using a lot of sumac.

You can see just the dust of pink, purple sumac in there.

indistinct background chattering

Mm, this one is a fatteh made with aubergine

and it's the laban so it's creamy.

I think there might be some of the tahini in there.

men speaking in foreign language

Mm, I think that one does have tahini in it.

You can kind of taste the nuttiness of it.

The eggplant melts in your mouth,

and just the creaminess of that.

Wow, that's good.

The lentils and beet with the fattoush and the dressing.

- [Kamel] The juice.

- The juice. munching

I mean, you could pour that juice on anything.

Even directly into your mouth and it would be good.

Okay, and chicken and rice,

something I haven't had so far in Lebanon.

But you can see some kind of a spice in there as well.

cutlery tapping


Ted : Hooray?

Robin : I mean, did she really think that your college girlfriend

Robin : Cheryl would pop out attractive children?

Robin : 'Cause I've seen pictures, and, I'm sorry,

Robin : That girl had a brow ridge like a caveman.

Ted : Come on, she was just frowning under direct light.

Ted : And besides, that's not even what I liked about her.

Ted : It was her... It's not important.

Barney : What happened to marshall and lily?

Ted : They've been fighting lately.

Ted : They're probably off somewhere going at it.

Waitress : More coffee?

Ted's mother : Oh, no, thank you.

Ted's mother : Isn't she sweet?

Robin : Well, if she's so sweet, maybe she should have ted's babies.

Ted's mother : Excuse me?

Marshall : Nothing.


Taub : There's the tumor on his pancreas.

There's one in his kidney, and one in his colon.

Taub : One looks avascular, one looks vascular,

Taub : the third looks calcified.

Foreman : He has three completely different cancers at once.

Taub : On average, not so lucky after all.

Wilson : You had to go all Wile E. Coyote on her.

House : You told me that Arlene wanted me in the middle of it.

House : I had to show her that no good would come of that.

Wilson : Seriously, that's your rationalization?

Wilson : How about, you didn't like that Cuddy tricked you


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Lily : - Dude, everyone sees Maury Povich. - Maury Povich is everywhere.

Marsall : I'm sorry, Robin, but you're not a real New Yorker till you've seen Woody Allen.

Robin : I am, too, a real New Yorker.

Ted : That's adorable.

Ted : You're from Canada.

I've been here for almost six years. It's not like I just got off a boat.

Lily : A boat!

Lily : Wait, that is how you say it.

Ted : I'd say you're not a real New Yorker

till you've stolen a cab from someone who needs it more than you.

Marsall : You're not a real New Yorker till you've cried on the subway

Lily : and not given a damn what anyone thinks.

Lily : You're not a real New Yorker till you've killed a cockroach with your bare hands.

Robin : Those rules are all stupid, okay? I've never done any of those things.

By the end of this day, Robin would have done all of those things.

Barney : Okay, time's up. What are we talking about?


Ryan : And I was checking out one near Woodstock

Ryan : and I think I've noticed a pattern.

Beckett : What kind of a pattern?

Ryan : According to this inventory grid,

Ryan : the bookseller sold seven books on the same day last month.

Ryan : And I see all seven of those books on one shelf of Warburg's bookcase.

Castle : Either that's a statistical impossibility or...

Beckett : Or Warburg is rebuilding his book collection, one shelf at a time.

Ryan : Which would mean he ordered books from this bookstore.

Oh, that aroma. Old leather and moldering paper.

Castle : It's official. I love this place.

- Castle, look, it's Storm Season. - Mmm.

Beckett : Oh, on the clearance table.

Castle : And the love fades.

Martin Tillage : Can I help you?

Yes, as a matter of fact, you can. Do you recognize this man?


Mike : Are you kidding?

You know, when you don't see someone for a long time...

...you build them up in your head, you start thinking :

''Come on, don't be crazy, nobody's that beautiful.''

But, well, you are.

Well, so are you seeing anyone?


What she does is she takes some milk,

she takes some other random ingredients

and then she kinda plays around with it.

That works it on the cold plate,

kinda flattens it out so it gets cold

and then scoops it back up.

And then the final step is when she spreads it out

into a thin sheet and then scraps it up from bottom,

into swirls.

She does some serious decorating though.

She but on some wafers some like

candy cane looking wafers.

Another Oreo, a bunch of whipped cream,

a bunch of chocolate sauce, a bunch of sprinkles.

Did I miss anything.

I just wanna kinda taste that ice cream first

and it is mixed.

What did we get Ying?

Almond and Oreo, right?


Do you take vengeance on every guy who acts like an ass?

Chase : Could be a full-time job.

Ali [smiling] : When we were talking, you seemed like a nice guy.

Ali [smiling] : So either you're a great actor or you're a nice guy who lost his way.

Ali [smiling] : Whatever the reasons,

Ali [smiling] : a little negative reinforcement seemed to be warranted.

Ali [smiling] : Oh, currently your password is "great big ho."

Ali [smiling] : Change it back to anything but "password."

Teacher : I'm sorry.

Chase : Let me prove it to you by taking you out for dinner,

Chase : followed by not sleeping with you.


"F-O", "full of," since we're in mixed company, "S" is "stool."

Nothing is coming out, so the pain's gonna get worse and worse.

So we need to stick a pooper scooper in you.

House : We also need to take a look at your bowel.

Stewart : I made my wishes clear.

Uh-huh. And, see, if the Crazy Fairy were here,

House : she could grant them.

Stewart : I'm not insane. I feel pain when I go outside,

so it's rational to avoid that pain.

House : Except now you're feeling pain inside.

Well, not as bad. Nowhere near.

Cameron : We can give him drugs for the blockage.

House : If it doesn't work

House : that blockage will rupture your intestines and spew sewage throughout your body.

House : Whatever you're scared of out there, aren't you more scared of death?

Stewart : You, obviously, can't stand people.

Stewart : But for me, it's worse. All right?

Stewart : I'd rather die in here than live out there.

House : If you don't mind floppy hair and an annoying accent,

House : I know a surgeon who will operate in your home.

Cuddy : Thank you.

Cameron : With the risk of infection, Chase won't actually...

House : He's not gonna do surgery in some crazy dude's house.


BAILEY : Believe me, one's enough. Unless you plan to put away your scalpel.

CALLIE : That's why God invented nannies.

BAILEY : I wish it were that easy.

ADDISON : What do I do with these? Hock them? Keep them?

My mom says post-divorce rings are bad juju.

ADDISON : - Your mom says juju? - She does.

So, what would your mom do?

Burn them. Bury them.

ADDISON : You want them?


as my first that's my first eat I hate

as my first that's my first eat I hate

as my first that's my first eat I hate that one


but we got a seat

but we got a seat underneath the awning of this abandoned

underneath the awning of this abandoned

underneath the awning of this abandoned building or there's a mango tree above

building or there's a mango tree above

building or there's a mango tree above us I'm loving it already

[Music]

lucky penguin us have not

we ordered a kind of a mix and match of

we ordered a kind of a mix and match of

we ordered a kind of a mix and match of a meal most of the things are from the

a meal most of the things are from the

a meal most of the things are from the stall here all of the different salads

stall here all of the different salads

stall here all of the different salads behind me there is a temple and they


Castle : If Hamilton had lived, his brain would have been destroyed.

Castle : Cryonic preservation wouldn't have been an option.

Beckett : So, then, our killer inadvertently saved him for the future.

Unless...

"One lifetime together wasn't enough."

Beckett : That's our motive.

Castle : Maybe it wasn't so inadvertent.

DOOR OPENS

Beckett : Thank you for coming in, Mrs. Hamilton.


Amy : Oh. Okay.

Bernadette : Wipe that smug smile off your face.

Howard : Maybe I'm happy that so many people turned up

Howard : to help the less fortunate.

chuckles

Emily : Are you and I close enough for me to say...

Bernadette : That he's an ass? He beat you to it.

Soup Kitchen Manager : I was wrong. A large group had to cancel.

Bernadette : Oh, great. We'd love to help.

laughing : I can't!

Look at us!

Penny : Our first Thanksgiving as husband and wife.

Leonard : I know.


Welcome into our room and


Caption : I know.

Howard : We've been waiting so long for this.

Raj : And we've built it up in our heads so much.

Wil : Guys, it's just a movie.

Leonard : That's true.

Howard : He's right. It is.

Wil : Although, we all remember Jar Jar.

Caption : Leonard, I-I'm scared again.


They took out all the wood which is burning right over here.

You do not want to fall into this pit

or you would be roasted.

Oh and now some giant, looks like some type of palm

are being covered, covering the pit.

speaking foreign language

palms rustling

metal creaking


the word and like twelve plates of

the word and like twelve plates of breakfast have arrived on the table in

breakfast have arrived on the table in

breakfast have arrived on the table in seconds the table is just completely

seconds the table is just completely

seconds the table is just completely covered in everything from an assortment

covered in everything from an assortment of cork I believe cured pork the massive

of cork I believe cured pork the massive fan of eggs more eggs vegetables the

fan of eggs more eggs vegetables the

fan of eggs more eggs vegetables the cheese platter the olives and then the

cheese platter the olives and then the

cheese platter the olives and then the Romanian those are kind of like bread

Romanian those are kind of like bread

Romanian those are kind of like bread spirits yeah okay sitting down for a

spirits yeah okay sitting down for a

spirits yeah okay sitting down for a massive breakfast feast what I'm gonna

massive breakfast feast what I'm gonna

massive breakfast feast what I'm gonna try first is the eggs with an entire so

try first is the eggs with an entire so

try first is the eggs with an entire so like the skillet of eggs the entire

like the skillet of eggs the entire

like the skillet of eggs the entire bottom foundation was all melted

bottom foundation was all melted

bottom foundation was all melted caramelized cheese and then fried eggs

caramelized cheese and then fried eggs

caramelized cheese and then fried eggs on top of that that is like a hearty


- What does that mean? - It means if anyone displeases me...

Leonard : ...I don't help them set up their printer.


here and these are the coolest sandals

here and these are the coolest sandals the wood and wooden clogs handles we

the wood and wooden clogs handles we

the wood and wooden clogs handles we have our own private Japanese bath and

have our own private Japanese bath and

have our own private Japanese bath and it's open-air you can see a view of the

it's open-air you can see a view of the

it's open-air you can see a view of the garden here and yet it's still private

garden here and yet it's still private

garden here and yet it's still private and it it's completely like sheltered in

and it it's completely like sheltered in so nobody can see you inside

so nobody can see you inside

so nobody can see you inside I love how they've used wood on the

I love how they've used wood on the

I love how they've used wood on the construction and it's nice and hot water


Maybe we can win a toy.

- [Bryan] Maybe huh.

metal detector beeping

Oh, something right there?

Oh I found another one.

Look at another one.

That's so cool.

Wow so someone like lost all their change. laughs

Hear anything else?

metal detector beeps

Ollie right there right underneath it.

- [Papa] Aha!

- [Bryan] Another one?

- [Papa] How much did you get?

- [Bryan] That's like 76 cents.

- So we have one, two, three, four.

- More over there?

Four coins that's crazy.

Uh Ollie there's definitely something right here too.

What is it?

This is the coolest thing ever you guys.

Metal detector on the beach. laughs

- There's something right here.

- [Bryan] There's something right there Ollie.

metal detector beeping

- What is that? - Right there.


Oh, barney, you know... Sex isn't everything.

When is the last time you had a conversation

With a woman with no intention of scoring with her?


Amy : Where would I have picked up an alien parasite?

Howard : There you are.

Raj : Oh, hey.

Howard : Let me ask you a question. What are you most afraid of?

Raj : I don't know. Um...

Raj : Nuclear war.

Raj : Accidentally being buried alive.

Raj : Any of those movies where you get that phone call

Raj : that says you're going to die.

Raj : And then you do.

Howard : No. Something very specific

Howard : that we both know you,

Howard : Rajesh Koothrappali, are terrified of.

Raj : Well, type two diabetes runs in my family.

Raj : The thought of losing a toe...

Howard : Spiders! You're afraid of spiders!

Raj : What the heck is this?

Howard : A jar with a big spider in it, of course.

Howard : Bravery test.

Howard : First one to take his hand out is the sidekick.


Amy : -Do you hear anything? -I hear a woman's voice.

Amy : -Is it Penny? -No, it's you.

Stuart : All right, I hearwhispering and giggling.

Sheldon : Now I think I hear kissing.

Amy : Yeah, like you know what kissing sounds like.

Sheldon : There's kissing in Star Trek, smarty-pants.

Amy : Let me listen.

Amy : -Sounds like Leonard. -Please.

Sheldon : Why would Leonard come home early and waste his time kissing Penny

Sheldon : when he could be hanging out with his best buddy?

Sheldon : Yeah, that's it. I'm catching her in the act.

Amy : No, Sheldon, don't.


Dean : Just my luck.

Dean : Pulled graveyard tonight.

All right, he's in.

Esposito : Not bad with the guard. The guy's all right.

Ryan : Camera and mic are all good.

Whoa.

Take us to the 39th floor.


Marshall : Not only did she gather us all here together

Marshall : And cook a delicious meal,

Marshall : But she also started a new tradition.

Marshall : We're gonna do this again next year,

Marshall : And the year after that... maybe for the rest of our lives.

Marshall : I think that's pretty amazing if you think about it.

Marshall : And it's all thanks to you, lily.

Marshall : I love you.

Marshall : So, to the first of many thanksgivings together.


walls that was a little bit of a bumpy

walls that was a little bit of a bumpy rollercoaster ride but that was pretty

rollercoaster ride but that was pretty

rollercoaster ride but that was pretty fun and we made it to the fish

fun and we made it to the fish

fun and we made it to the fish restaurant I guess it is kind of like a

restaurant I guess it is kind of like a

restaurant I guess it is kind of like a lake or a pond but we're gonna sit over

lake or a pond but we're gonna sit over

lake or a pond but we're gonna sit over looking actually above the the water and

looking actually above the the water and eat fish non boil up

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] the fire is still going they're still

the fire is still going they're still

the fire is still going they're still heating up the wood and they're gonna

heating up the wood and they're gonna

heating up the wood and they're gonna grill the fish but we also got a fried

grill the fish but we also got a fried

grill the fish but we also got a fried fish which is just arrived so we're just

fish which is just arrived so we're just gonna snack on the fried fish before the

gonna snack on the fried fish before the grilled fish arrives leave that it's

grilled fish arrives leave that it's

grilled fish arrives leave that it's like a type of carp freshwater fish carp

gonna be careful a little and then

gonna be careful a little and then

gonna be careful a little and then there's also a tomato like a tomato

there's also a tomato like a tomato

there's also a tomato like a tomato puree to dip it in oh that tomato sauce

puree to dip it in oh that tomato sauce

puree to dip it in oh that tomato sauce it's awesome really refreshing like


You don't want to lose a tooth over it.

laughing

So verdict on unicorn poop lollipops is they're pretty good

but all this sugar on the top of it is a little bit nasty.

Wouldn't you say?

- Mhmm.

- Yeah.

He likes it.

Finn, how are the chicks doing?

They're doing good?

- Yes!

- [Bryan] Look how cute they are!

I really think that Pam is not happy

with Finn in the coop.

He's a little rowdy.

She's getting very territorial.


Barney : Well, you didn't ruin it; you made it so much worse!

Barney : I can't eat.

Barney : I can't sleep.

Barney : I've lost ten pounds; my suits are wearing me.

Barney : You know what? I'm outta here.

Marshall : Well, no, no, no. You can't leave.

Barney : Why can't I?!

Barney : Nowhere in the rules does it say that I have to sit

Barney : Through sort of mental torture!

Barney : You are allowed to slap my face, sir,

Barney : But you are not allowed to slap my mind!

Barney : Good day!

Marshall : But it's slapsgiving. No! It's not!

Lily : It's thanksgiving!

Lily : Our first one as a married couple,

Lily : As grownups...

Lily : And you're not even trying to be a part of it!

Lily : None of you are!

Lily : So...

Lily : As slap bet commissioner, I'm issuing a ruling.

Lily : Thanksgiving is a day of peace.

Lily : There will be no slaps today!


quarter of way complete apparently this

quarter of way complete apparently this thing won't be done till like 2026

thing won't be done till like 2026

thing won't be done till like 2026 almost 10 years from now that was a lot

almost 10 years from now that was a lot

almost 10 years from now that was a lot of security coming in here my ticket was

of security coming in here my ticket was scanned about four to five times how to

scanned about four to five times how to

scanned about four to five times how to take my hold of everything

take my hold of everything

take my hold of everything but finally here


upbeat Christmas music

All right, boys,

now that we have the jingle bells attached,

we have it completely decorated,

we have fastened it to our pulley system here, see?

So, now, all we have to do--

Watch this.

upbeat music

And then, we raise it all the way up, just like so.

Check this out.

So, I have a system right here,

where we can tie it off and it can dangle.

And then, every night, Ollie,

we'll set it and we'll put some bait underneath,

and we'll see what we find in the morning, okay?


Joey : If it makes you feel any better, I do it too.

Rachel : - Really? - Oh, yeah!

Joey : I always picture your mom when I'm having sex.

April 12, 1861.

The United States garrison at Fort Sumter was fired upon.

It is now under bombardment by...


in order to burn.

- Really dry.

- That's why they put it on the wall,

leave it here for a couple of days

and weeks - In the sun.

- In the sun, let it dry and then it's ready

to burn - Oh!

And then you can cook up your chapati.

- [Ali] Exactly.

Oh. giggles

Oh and this is the local well.

- Yeah.

- You can drink it.

- It's called a land pump. - Yeah, yeah.

- Land pump.

- Land pump.

- Land pump

- It's no problem? - No problem, yeah.

- Okay - Sweetest water that you

will ever have.

Ah, this is the way.

- [Trevor] Mm.

- That's like a pro.


House : Wow, you are ugly.

Kenny : Wow, you're an ass.

Kenny : I have a deformity.

House : I know, that's why you're ugly.

House : But you're a lucky boy.

House : Anywhere else in the animal kingdom,

House : your parents would have eaten you at birth.

House : Your son needs steroids.

House : Dr. Cuddy agrees.

Joe : Does Dr. Taub?

House : He's not a real doctor. He's a plastic surgeon.

House : All he cares is that your son looks good in his coffin.

Joe : So, I'm supposed to believe you?

The doctor who cares.

House : You shouldn't care if I care.

Joe : I don't trust you.

House : Because I don't think the surgery's important?

House : You're putting your trust in someone who does think the surgery's important.

House : You're willing to take chances to risk his life for something he doesn't need?


Cuban fÃ¼ssen fusion so we are going to

Cuban fÃ¼ssen fusion so we are going to Cuba we're going to Mexico we are just

Cuba we're going to Mexico we are just

Cuba we're going to Mexico we are just leaving Jamaica and tomorrow we're gonna

leaving Jamaica and tomorrow we're gonna take a min islands oh my goodness but

take a min islands oh my goodness but

take a min islands oh my goodness but right now we have to do a must recall

right now we have to do a must recall

right now we have to do a must recall this is what the ship looks like very

this is what the ship looks like very

this is what the ship looks like very exciting all right we're at the mustard

exciting all right we're at the mustard

exciting all right we're at the mustard station I think we'll get mustard hair

station I think we'll get mustard hair

station I think we'll get mustard hair or something if to pay attention guys to

or something if to pay attention guys to learn the security in case there's an

learn the security in case there's an

learn the security in case there's an accident it's like you don't skill we do

accident it's like you don't skill we do fire drills yeah that's really exactly

fire drills yeah that's really exactly

fire drills yeah that's really exactly like it's like a it just called a muster

like it's like a it just called a muster drill it's like a fire drill did you

drill it's like a fire drill did you

drill it's like a fire drill did you [Music]

the muster is done and we are now going

the muster is done and we are now going

the muster is done and we are now going to get food and we've decided to go to

to get food and we've decided to go to

to get food and we've decided to go to the place called the glass as for our

the place called the glass as for our

the place called the glass as for our first food on board look at this oh my


fresh and again it's just the beautiful

fresh and again it's just the beautiful char marks all around this pizza

char marks all around this pizza

char marks all around this pizza everything about it just screams quality

everything about it just screams quality and authenticity the first thing I

and authenticity the first thing I

and authenticity the first thing I tasted just do a Roma of the of the

tasted just do a Roma of the of the

tasted just do a Roma of the of the olive oil and the fragrance of the basil

olive oil and the fragrance of the basil the dough is so soft and fluffy

the dough is so soft and fluffy

the dough is so soft and fluffy just a hand of this one is slight bit of

just a hand of this one is slight bit of bitterness you can never go wrong with

bitterness you can never go wrong with

bitterness you can never go wrong with ordering something like this alright

ordering something like this alright

ordering something like this alright next PI I get is something I don't

next PI I get is something I don't

next PI I get is something I don't typically get that piece of place that's

typically get that piece of place that's more anywhere else it's a pie called the

more anywhere else it's a pie called the green pointer this is definitely the

green pointer this is definitely the

green pointer this is definitely the healthiest pizza I've ever ordered this

healthiest pizza I've ever ordered this

healthiest pizza I've ever ordered this thing fresh mozzarella fresh arugula

thing fresh mozzarella fresh arugula

thing fresh mozzarella fresh arugula olive oil lemon juice and shades

olive oil lemon juice and shades

olive oil lemon juice and shades parmigiana on top

parmigiana on top

parmigiana on top I don't even know how to handle this

I don't even know how to handle this

I don't even know how to handle this right now I've never seen so much greens


House : PFOs have it.

House : I just hope the bubble test is positive. Or it's no more Mr. Nice Guy.

Kutner : We gave van Gogh chelation therapy. Turned him into a house painter.

Taub : Maybe not. Maybe we just put Hitler on Ritalin.

Cameron : Are you comparing House to Hitler?

Chase : Oh, God.

Cameron : Just because I don't think he's Hitler doesn't mean I slept with him.

Cameron : I don't sleep with everyone who's better than Hitler.

Maybe Taub's right. Maybe this is good.

Thirteen : This is not good.

Foreman : He respected our opinions, he mocked himself, he was civil, he shared.

Thirteen : He didn't care.

Foreman : He never cares.

Thirteen : He didn't vote. He always cared about one thing,

Thirteen : solving the puzzle.

But he was irrelevant in that diagnosis, he had no opinion of his own.

Thirteen : He now cares about nothing.

Chase : You had no choice, you had to treat him. What's done is done.

House : You know that thing I was going to tell you? I gotta tell you.

I got to tell someone. You have to swear not to tell C.B.

Whatever. That's not swearing, that's shrugging.

House : It's actually the opposite of swearing.

Wilson : I won't tell Amber.


Mr. Scofield : I've been blazing mad my whole life,

I got nothing left.

It's not too late to let it go and start over.

Mr. Scofield : You're a sweet kid,

Mr. Scofield : but you don't know what it's like to have something change you in your soul.


Leonard : Doesn't seem like it. She got Sheldon to go to a psychic with her.

Amy : A psychic? He considers them not just mumbo jumbo,

Amy : but extra-jumbo mumbo jumbo.

Leonard : Well, Penny can be very persuasive.

Leonard : She's gotten me to do a lot of things I wouldn't normally do.

Amy : -Because she has sex with you. -Yeah, she does.

Amy : Can I confess something?


lot

lot it never was as good as that bite

it never was as good as that bite

it never was as good as that bite touches them fused with every single

touches them fused with every single

touches them fused with every single heavenly fragrance Irby Carla - porky

heavenly fragrance Irby Carla - porky

heavenly fragrance Irby Carla - porky flavor you can imagine it's all in there

flavor you can imagine it's all in there also get that hint of smoke but above

also get that hint of smoke but above

also get that hint of smoke but above all the crunch factor of that skin I'm

all the crunch factor of that skin I'm

all the crunch factor of that skin I'm so impressed by that I want to try a

so impressed by that I want to try a

so impressed by that I want to try a piece of the meat here and I do want to

piece of the meat here and I do want to

piece of the meat here and I do want to see what kind of herbs is inside this


All right, then I'll see you later.

Our friend's having a baby.

-Her own? -Oh, yeah. Yeah.


Rachel : Well, he doesn't really love her. It's just a rebound thing from me.

Monica : -You'll see. -Fortunately I won't.

Passenger : And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break.

Joey : Do something.

Something.

Joey : -Have you seen Monica? -I'm not seeing Monica!


House : It's gotta be in her brain. Set her up for a venous sampling.

Cameron : There is another possibility.

Foreman : Chase, hold on.

House : How'd you get him trained so fast? Electronic collar?

House : Got treats in your pocket?

Cameron : She didn't even read the consent form for the pancreatic biopsy.

Chase : Who reads those things?

Cameron : Maybe she didn't read it because she knew that there was nothing wrong with her.

Cameron : There is another explanation for the Cushing's.

Cameron : Maybe she injected herself with the ACTH. Her behavior suggests Munchausen's.

Cameron : She's had four hospitalizations in the last four months.

House : Well, being hospitalized a lot certainly points to nothing being wrong with you.

Cameron : She's had zero symptoms since she got here.

Cameron : The scarring on her pancreas

could be caused from injecting herself with the benzene

Cameron : and setting off the seizures.

House : She's had brain surgery.

You can fake a stomachache. You can't fake a brain tumor.

Cameron : You can fake an invisible one.

Cameron : We should check her apartment. Look for medications, syringes...

House : - Venous sampling's easier. - And more dangerous.

House : - Not if you get caught breaking in. - So don't get caught, House.

Cameron : Why do you think Cuddy picked Foreman over me?

Cameron : Have I done something wrong or is there...

Will it make you shut up if I told you she wanted someone black?

Cameron : How would you describe my leadership skills?

Nonexistent. Otherwise excellent.

Cameron : There's more to being a leader than being a jerk.

House : The world will never know.

Cameron : No. No way. It just snowed.

Yesterday. The streets are clear.

Cameron : My car is right there.

House : There's construction on Elm. Bike will be faster.


Step two : start rumor

Sheldon : this comic book store gives you genital warts.

Step three : buy a big bag to put the money in.

Leonard : It's not that bad.

Raj : Hey. Hi.

Penny : Thank you so much for letting me practice my sales pitch on you.

Penny : I really appreciate it.

Emily : Sure. Um, I brought coffee.

Penny : I wasn't sure what you like, so I got

Penny : a regular, a cappuccino and a Chai tea.

Penny : Since you like Raj, I thought you might be into that.

Emily : Thanks. If we could get started. I'm a little busy.

Penny : Oh, yeah, sure. Let me just get out my materials.

Penny : Leonard gave me this briefcase.

Penny : He used to carry it around in high school.

Penny : You can still see the dent where they whacked him with it.


PENNY : So,

Penny : Dan, you have a grandson. How old is he?

Dan : Seven. BERNADETTE : Oh, yeah.

Bernadette : I remember him from the picnic.

Bernadette : He was the one crying like a wuss the whole time.

Penny : I heard he was being picked on by a mean kid.

Bernadette : Just builds character.

Bernadette : Like my dad said, "Nobody likes a crybaby

Bernadette : except their mommies and Democrats."


Pleasure to eat, delicious, healthy

This fish is really good too

It is difficult to say which one is better

I don't usually eat pomfret ... I eat vetch ... so I like pomfret very much

But both are great

And all that can be done is to pour this vinegar

I forgot about it

A little more

This time the sauce will be sour

Another piece


There's just five guys that are cooking tacos.

It's not a commercialized--

- [Lalo] It's like a family.

- [Mark] It is, yeah.

- And the customers are like family too, just relatives.

- And even as we were just sitting here or standing here

in the street watching the customers come,

you see people come from all walks of life.

I mean they're just coming from like

their condos right up here.

They walk down.

People come in their pajamas, come to get tacos.

There's no hate here.

It's whatever you wanna do, you come to eat tacos.

They serve you tacos.

They're honest.

They're so friendly.

This is an awesome spot.

This is the type of place that I love to see succeed.

- Exactly.

- Yeah, they're good guys, such good guys.

- And the funny thing is that

they are just front of the gym.

- Of the gym.

I will save the gym for tomorrow.

- [Lalo] It is ultimate tacos tour.

- [Mark] Yeah, how are you feeling?


They live here at the precinct, they dedicate their entire lives.

Gates : We are a close knit family.

Would you call that behavior appropriate for a police precinct?


Derek : And I don't favor her.

George : She's pretty great, you know.

Derek : Mm-hmm.

So let's go tell Jamie's parents she's gonna be fine,

Derek : barring any complications.

[George clears throat]

Claire : Did you fix me?

Meredith : No, not completely.

Claire : So I won't get fat?

MVO : No.

Claire : Oh. That's awesome.

Meredith : Claire, I've asked social services

Meredith : to contact your parents.

Alex : Why?

[Meredith] They can help you.

Claire : With what?

[Sighing]

Meredith : You don't know this yet,

Meredith : but life isn't supposed to be like this.

Meredith : It's not supposed to be this hard.


Go, go, go!

NYPD! NYPD!

NYPD!

MAN 1 : Hold position!

MAN 2 : Show yourself!


plus bloomin onion plus bread I mean

plus bloomin onion plus bread I mean that stuff full bellies beautiful Ohio

that stuff full bellies beautiful Ohio

that stuff full bellies beautiful Ohio weather we are headed home check on the

weather we are headed home check on the

weather we are headed home check on the kids Cannes par gonna want to be some

kids Cannes par gonna want to be some

kids Cannes par gonna want to be some Orbeez stuff we're all of those things

Orbeez stuff we're all of those things

Orbeez stuff we're all of those things are all slowed up

are all slowed up

are all slowed up they gotta be two hundred thousand

they gotta be two hundred thousand

they gotta be two hundred thousand hundred thousand so we're gonna head on

hundred thousand so we're gonna head on

hundred thousand so we're gonna head on we're kind of failed today no couch for

we're kind of failed today no couch for

we're kind of failed today no couch for Emily that's all right Burlington

Emily that's all right Burlington

Emily that's all right Burlington co-founder give me a color though where

co-founder give me a color though where

co-founder give me a color though where is the snow

is the snow

is the snow where is it Perry is stairs ears hello

where is it Perry is stairs ears hello

where is it Perry is stairs ears hello we're home

we're home

we're home what you got a pass it for I know I

what you got a pass it for I know I

what you got a pass it for I know I don't you better hide that minky you

don't you better hide that minky you

don't you better hide that minky you better hide that van key huh

better hide that van key huh

better hide that van key huh hide it there goes Bryant took it oh my

hide it there goes Bryant took it oh my

hide it there goes Bryant took it oh my god put the baby down put the baby gonna


Lily : I think you got that backwards there, Chief.

Marshall : And you're welcome.

Ted : The point is, you weren't pretending

Ted : to like the Indigo Girls for the other person.

Ted : You realized you liked them because of the other person.

Ted : Just like me, Zoey and The Arcadian.

Ted : Did GNB really put snakes in The Arcadian?

Barney : Technically, they were eggs.

Ted : - Did you just say "eggs"? - I don't recall saying "eggs."

Max : So I walk into my boss's office

Max : and suddenly I realize,

Max : "Holy crap, I'm about to quit".

Small penis.

You have a small penis.

That's super interesting, but you have a small penis.

Damn it, Marshall!

Think of any two words other than "small" or "penis".


Greg House : Spies can't get fungal infections?

Samira Terzi : And the burns on his skin?

Greg House : Spies can't get sunburns?

Greg House : Bolivia doesn't have sun?

Sidney Curtis : So, either we go with his theory of the non-drinking drunk,

Sidney Curtis : or he was poisoned by some group

Sidney Curtis : with the resources to make it completely untraceable,

Sidney Curtis : some customized isotope.

Samira Terzi : Let's treat for radiation poisoning.

Sidney Curtis : The iodine's to protect your thyroid. Antibiotics are to handle infections.

Sidney Curtis : Should start working in a couple of hours.

Greg House : We should celebrate with a beer or eight.

John : I don't drink.

Greg House : Oh, methinks he doth protest too much.

Sidney Curtis : He's deathly ill. Why would he lie about drinking?

Guilt over killing a man would make anyone hit the sauce.

Samira Terzi : We don't kill people.

Right.

Greg House : You just lie to your friends and family,

Greg House : establish false identities, trick people into betraying their country.

Greg House : He'd never cover up his drinking. He's too honest.

Greg House : Hey! Something I've always wanted to know.

Greg House : That poison lipstick that Ginger used to kiss Gilligan,

Greg House : why didn't that kill her?

Lawrence Kutner : Okay, drum roll!

Lawrence Kutner : LP is negative for meningitis.


Howard : Good night.

Howard : I love both my girls.

Bernadette : We love you, too.

Penny : I can't believe you fit in the crib.

Bernadette : I could take a bath in the sink.

Bernadette : I don't, but I can.

Raj : So how were your holidays?

Stuart : Oh, thank you for asking.

Stuart : Uh, I, uh, went to visit my grandmother.

Stuart : She's in Bakersfield.

Stuart : Uh, usually my brother and sister go...

Oh, come on!

Amy : That was fun, thank you.

Bernadette : Yeah, thanks.

Penny : Our pleasure. See you guys at work.

Raj : Be there bright and early.

Howard : Not me, paternity leave. Oh!

Sheldon : A small human


Barney : There's another video?!

Barney : Robin, seriously,

Barney : Just make this easier on yourself

Barney : And give us the tape.


Marshall : You were just thinking that this dinner is really boring.

Marshall : That's what made you think of your boring class in college.


but this place the one that we really

but this place the one that we really wanted to go to is closed but then this

wanted to go to is closed but then this

wanted to go to is closed but then this one is actually very well-known it's

one is actually very well-known it's

one is actually very well-known it's called Gus okay I'm gonna try to


okay well let's give you a piggyback now


Ross : But the swings are perfectly safe. And besides, Emma loves them.

- You should come, and you'll see. - Those things go, like, 40 miles an hour.

And there's that moment when you're at the top...

Rachel : ...when you just don't know if you're gonna return back to Earth.

Ross : Space is filled with orbiting children.

Ross : Look, please, just come on.

When you see the look on Emma's face, I swear, you won't regret it.

Rachel : - All right. - Good.

You don't wanna be a mom who passes her irrationaI fears to her children.

"IrrationaI," huh?

I'll remember that next time you freak out about a spider in your apartment.

That's the same. I'm sure there are 30 different species of poisonous swings.

Rachel : Oh, my God. The adoption lady is early.


Leonard : That'd be great. Thank you.


Beckett : Here's my view and unlike yours, mine is based on fact.

You sunk millions of dollars into Hamilton's research,


there's pans there are giucose which are the the charcoal grills people are

the the charcoal grills people are

the the charcoal grills people are generally quite nice and friendly but I

generally quite nice and friendly but I

generally quite nice and friendly but I this entire area this market is so

this entire area this market is so

this entire area this market is so fascinating because people are so

fascinating because people are so

fascinating because people are so creative and people are so innovative

creative and people are so innovative

creative and people are so innovative and what they create


Penny : Sheldon, it's just a box of rhinestones.

Sheldon : Contents are irrelevant. A legal bailment has been created.

Sheldon : Does that mean nothing to you?

Penny : It means nothing to anybody.

Penny : - Let me show you what I'm doing. - Bailment...


Chase : - Then what the hell does "good" mean? - "Ghetto euphemism"?

Foreman : You don't think she's hot?

No.

Foreman : Wow. Then you're brilliant. And I am using "brilliant" as a euphemism.

Chase : Obviously, the girl is hot. Y-You're not talking about her aesthetics.

Chase : You're talking about if I want to jump her. I don't.

Brilliant.

Your Epstein-Barr is ready.

Clinic Patient : What are you doing? Level four.

No, no. I mean... I know what you meant. We're waiting.

Patient : My throat hurts. So you said.

How long are we waiting? Two minutes less than when you asked me two minutes ago.

Brandon : - Hi. - Hi. I'm Dr. Cuddy. Nice to meet you.


He folds it up

Then the magical thing happened, he put the quiche into the pan, and somehow magically he transports that to the grill without anything spilling

Then fry like making Thai pies and then it cooks into a into a pancake very similar to mataba or madaba

Can you taste the eggs inside? can you taste the egg?

Of course umm-hmm

It âs a bit like slippery eggs with ground beef, right? kind of like curddled eggs with the minced beef right

There are a lot of onions in it, you can taste the onions inside, which is so delicious and also lots of onions in there, you taste a lots of onions, that is so good

If you like spicy, I will add more to you, Mark you like it spicy you'll get it spicy, Mark

I like spicy food, thank you, Farhana love spicy, thank you Farhana

It's okay, let's welcome a little salad, add chili sauce, you're welcome, so you take the salad, you pick up with all the chili

Then put it on the quiche, eat it in one bite and you put it on top of this and you take a big bite

Which salad to put on the quiche? pick it up and put it on top

Yes yes

Chili obsessed

wow, a little more wow, that may be a lot ...

This is the ultimate chapatti bite

Mombasa style quiche Mombasa style

It's all chili that's a lot of chili

Are you ready? are you ready?

I can't wait any longer I'm looking forward to it


And we are on our way.

It's across the main road to a place to eat mariscos.

upbeat dubstep

Buenos dias.

conversing in Spanish

We walked around a little bit.

I was afraid that they might be closed,

but after we circled back around, finally found this place.

It's just a little mariscos spot they have.

Bar counter seating, and then they actually have

a table set out, too, so we got a table.


Amy : Make a baby? What are you talking about?

Sheldon : Clearly the combination of our DNA is exceptional.

Eh... Our child could be the next step

Sheldon : in the evolution of mankind.


Seth : Beau was a visionary, I grant him that.

Seth : He was a visionary.

Seth : But for some reason, he just couldn't see it, you know?

Castle : I get it. You're right. I mean, it's like wind power, it's solar energy.

Exactly.

Yeah.

The day this happened, I found out he was gonna back out on the deal.

Said he's gonna invest in something else.

Oh, kids programming, or something like that.

Seth : Like I couldn't tell he was just blowing me off.

And then he sics that bodyguard on me.

Beckett : Why did you go to the club that night?

Seth : I was trying to make a final pitch.

You know, give him one more chance to say yes.

Seth : One more chance to go nuts.

Castle : I take it he said no.

Well, I never got a chance to ask.

I ran into him at the back and he was having a fight with some chick.

Seth : It looked nasty. I just... I figured, you know, wasn't the time.

Beckett : And when was this?

God, like 11 : 30 or so.

11 : 30? Do you think you could describe this woman?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's... Short brown hair, smokin' hot body.

Seth : Oh, and she had a mole right over her lip.

Esposito : Here she is. Seth Parrino's mystery woman.

Beckett : All right, send her photo to party organizers.

Beckett : - See if anyone recognizes her. - No need.


James Wilson : I thought this was gonna be fun.

James Wilson : I mess with you, you mess with me, eventually you give in.

James Wilson : But you've shown a startling lack of humor, which got me thinking.

Megan Bradberry : Oh, God.

James Wilson : What's the real reason you won't hire a team?


[Music]

[Music]

[Music] what's Legos that's so cool yes we have

what's Legos that's so cool yes we have

what's Legos that's so cool yes we have made it to the Power Rangers Dino super

made it to the Power Rangers Dino super

made it to the Power Rangers Dino super charge look at all look at this one

charge look at all look at this one

charge look at all look at this one that's a big dinosaur and that's a big

that's a big dinosaur and that's a big

that's a big dinosaur and that's a big dinosaur you want the gun oh ah they


Taub : What the hell?

Foreman : Close. House.

Foreman : She's fine. Both the EEG and all her vitals have been...

Alice : You. What do you want?

House : You wet the bed.

I'm just not sure how yet.

Chase : Good morning, gentlemen.

Chase : Well, if it's any consolation, I didn't get any sleep either.

Chase : Unilateral hyperhidrosis. Interesting.

Taub : She also admitted she tried to kill herself, but won't tell us why.

Foreman : House searched her home,

Foreman : found she's been eating two cans of tuna a day for years.

Chase : Mercury poisoning?

House : Explains the seizures, hand and back pain, also the depression.

Foreman : Explains everything except the fact that it's not.

Foreman : We got her urine and blood samples back. They're normal.

Chase : If it's low level, it might not show up in a spot check.

We'd need to run continuous testing to find it.

Taub : We can't. She wants a female doctor.

Foreman : She only asked for a woman to waste time.

Foreman : She's cooperating just enough to get through the psych hold.

House : Put some lipstick on Chase and start chelation therapy.

House : Confirm with another urine test.

House : Okay, I'll go talk to Cuddy.

House : Maybe she'll let us borrow a dress, too.


then we're gonna have some coffee.

upbeat music


Foreman : No parasites, no fungus.

Taub : Could be fastidious enteric bacteria.

House : You think she's been eating your wife's cooking?

House : Hey, I'm on your side, man.

Taub : I am not fighting with my wife. I had a flat tire.

Taub : It's in my trunk. You can go look at it if you want.

House : Don't need to. Face tells me you're bluffing.

House : Not yours, Chase's.

Foreman : If she was infected through the intestinal tract,

Foreman : she'd have intestinal symptoms.

Taub : There are other ways to get enteric bacteria into the bloodstream.

Chase : She's not an intravenous drug user, she has no tattoos,

Chase : and she doesn't have any scars

Chase : that would indicate she's a cutter.

Thirteen : Transesophageal echo could give us a better idea of what we're looking at.

Taub : If that valve is about to dehisce,

Taub : echo could trigger a heart attack.

House : So come up with a better idea,

House : or have a crash cart ready.


House!


Raj : Hello.

I changed my mind! Hang up! Hang up!

Penny : Oh.

Penny : Oh.


Rachel : You know, Pheebs, when I was little, on my birthday...

Rachel : ...my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house.

Rachel : And then he would draw a treasure map to help me find them all.


Dr Hofstadter : ...and I'm here to help.

Leonard : That's so nice.

Dr Hofstadter : And we're back to the obvious.

Dr Hofstadter : Now, what's up?

Leonard : Well, uh...

Leonard : Okay, um...

I don't wanna get back with Penny.

Leonard : We tried it, it was crazy, it didn't work.

Leonard : But I can't deal with the fact that she slept with my friend, Raj.

Leonard : And then I find out that Raj's sister, Priya...

Leonard : ...who I've been going out with, is moving back to lndia.

Leonard : So I'm just completely confused and alone.

l understand.

- Got any advice? - Yes. Buck up.

Leonard : Excuse me, you're a world-renowned expert...

Leonard : ...in parenting and child development, and all you've got is "buck up"?

Howard : Sorry.

Dr Hofstadter : Buck up, sissy pants.

Dr Hofstadter : ...my books are available on Amazon.


Castle : You were right.

Castle : I uncovered the real reason I had my memories erased.

Castle : And it's bad.

Castle : I knew about LokSat a year and a half ago.

Castle : Before your AG team was murdered.

Castle : Before Vikram sought you out

and the hit squads came gunning.

Castle : Beckett, this was on me before it was on you.

Beckett : You knew about LokSat?

Everything?

Beckett : Including their connection to Bracken?

Beckett : And you chose to forget this? why?

Castle : For reasons you know all too well.

Castle : I was trying to protect you.

Beckett : From who?

Castle : From yourself.

Esposito : Hey, Captain.

Uh, we found something you need to see.

Beckett : I'll be right there.

Beckett : I need time to process this.

Beckett : What is it?


That lily set you up with? Yeah.

She was really nice. If memory serves me, she had a huge "but."

Barney : Her huge butt.

Barney : Nailed it!

Robin : Yeah.

Lily : Well, there's nothing wrong with this guy.

Lily : He's really nice, and he's really cute...

Lily : But?

Ted : Fine.

But he has a kid.

Oh! Aha! There it is!

Ted : Robin's not going out with a guy with a kid.

Lily : But the guy is really great, and his kid's sweet.

Lily : He's in my class.

It doesn't matter. Robin hates kids.


Castle : I always thought it was because of the harsh lighting.

LAUGHS

Beckett : Well, that was a consideration.

No, I thought if I saw you acting like a cop,

Martha : I'd start thinking of you as a cop.

Val : And I just...

Martha : That brought on all manner of nightmares.

Castle : How did you get over it?

Martha : Eventually you realize

your children are gonna make choices you don't like.

Martha : Just a fact of life.

Castle : Well, if the bombing proves anything,

Castle : it's that bad things can happen no matter what you do.

Martha : Nobody's tomorrow is guaranteed.

So, how do you plan to act on this realization?

Gates : What do you mean?

Martha : Oh, you know what I mean.

Martha : Richard, how much longer are you gonna drag your heels

Martha : before you tell Beckett how you feel?

Martha : And I mean while she is awake,

Martha : not lying on the ground with a bullet in her chest.

Castle : You don't understand...

It is complicated. So you say.

Martha : Only it's not.

Martha : It's not.

Martha : Nobody's tomorrows are guaranteed, right?

Martha : Wouldn't it be better to tell her even if the timing is wrong

Martha : than never to tell her at all?

Castle : And what if she isn't ready?

Martha : Then she never will be.

Martha : Then you move on.

Hey.


And I am just blown away with the friendliness here

And Iâm expecting the food will be on the same level of enjoyment

Letâs try this lagman hand pulled noodles

You saw them mixing with magic skills

Nice chunks of mutton in a tomato sauce with some chili paste

Make sure the first bite counts

This is going to be magic right here


whoa whoa been doing this for 70 years

whoa whoa been doing this for 70 years

whoa whoa been doing this for 70 years that's why I stopped making enough of

that's why I stopped making enough of

that's why I stopped making enough of our happy bullet that's what you see you

our happy bullet that's what you see you see 70 years shell at the other leg damn

see 70 years shell at the other leg damn bro 79 you cannot touch this sandwich

bro 79 you cannot touch this sandwich

bro 79 you cannot touch this sandwich here number 70 years of experience in

here number 70 years of experience in

here number 70 years of experience in this Malabo sandwich five years old when

this Malabo sandwich five years old when he started making falafel immediately

he started making falafel immediately

he started making falafel immediately you taste the mint in there the fresh

you taste the mint in there the fresh

you taste the mint in there the fresh mint that tahini the pickles yeah again

mint that tahini the pickles yeah again

mint that tahini the pickles yeah again not only the falafel but his entire

not only the falafel but his entire

not only the falafel but his entire sandwich recipe all the ingredients come

sandwich recipe all the ingredients come together the sum of all the ingredients

good choice that is like a burst of


Very, very... Oh, yeah!

So she's married? It's not like she has kids.

How do you know?

Wrists.

It's like you don't even listen to me.

Whoa.


Raj : I appreciate the apology,

Raj : but it's really not necessary.

Raj : I overstepped my bounds.

Howard : No, Raj, you've been great.

Howard : I just, I need to start doing my part around here.

BERNADETTE : I hear that.

Raj : Well, if that's the case,

Raj : is there anything I can do to help?

Howard : Well, not right now.

Howard : But we could try out that microphone you got us,

Howard : and listen to the baby's heartbeat.

Howard : Really?

It's okay if I listen with you?!

Bernadette : Of course.

Raj : Can I squirt the ultrasound jelly on your stomach?

Howard : Hey, look at that.


Corey : Over the weekend.

Corey : She was in the middle of a divorce case.

Castle : I'm sure in her line of work she made a lot of enemies.

Castle : Was there anyone in particular giving her trouble?

Corey : I don't know.

Corey : Her cases involved big money, big egos,

Corey : but she was just doing her job. She didn't deserve this.

Beckett : We had a witness who saw somebody

Beckett : running away from the crime scene.

Beckett : Do you recognize this man?


She's cute, she's outdoorsy.

Rachel : And she knows how to build a fire. That'll come in handy.

I got a question.

Monica : If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?


Leonard : - Sheldon, we have to do this. - No, we don't.

Sheldon : We have to take in nourishment, expel waste...

Sheldon : ...and inhale enough oxygen to keep our cells from dying.

Sheldon : Everything else is optional.

Okay, let me put it this way : I'm doing it.

Sheldon : You can't. I'm the lead author.

Leonard : Come on, the only reason you're the lead author is because we went alphabetically.

Sheldon : I let you think we went alphabetically...

...to spare you dealing with the fact that it was my idea.

Sheldon : Not to put too fine a point on it, but I was throwing you a bone.

Sheldon : You're welcome.

Leonard : Excuse me, I designed the experiment that proved the hypothesis.

Sheldon : It doesn't need proving.

Leonard : So the entire scientific community is just supposed to just take your word?

Sheldon : They're not supposed to, but they should.

Leonard : I don't care what you say.

Leonard : I'm going to the conference, presenting our findings.

Sheldon : And I forbid it.


All right, what are we having?

I don't believe in these crazy diets. Just everything in moderation.

Gunther : Your muffins.


Sheldon : Hello, I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

Penny : Welcome to Sheldon Cooper Presents Fun With Flags.

Before we get started...

...I'd like to announce the winner of our "design your own flag" competition...

...but I can't.


There's a little lard in there, too.

She's gonna put the cabbage right on there.

That is pure beauty.

We're ordering up a bowl of chao shou, Sichuan wontons.

Oh, that's mine right there.

We're gonna add some green onions right on top there.


Wilson : now it's almost half gone.

House : So is my leg.

It's a month's supply.

Wilson : The amount you're taking has nothing to do with physical pain.

Okay.

House : So, maybe I am trying to numb myself a little.

House : Because I'm trying to change.

I'm trying to stop being self-destructive.

Wilson : So, you can only handle not self-destructing by being self-destructive?

House : What do you want from me?

Wilson : I don't know, House. But I'm worried about you.

Wilson : I don't know how many times I can watch you

Wilson : cut off pieces of yourself.

Wilson : Now it's the ICU, next time it'll be the morgue.

Wilson : You're miserable and you're angry.

Wilson : And I want you to actually deal with that

Wilson : and not just try to medicate the issue away.

No.

House : You know what I feel right now?

House : I don't feel miserable or angry. I don't feel good or bad.

House : I feel nothing.

House : Which feels great.

Wilson : What are you doing?

House : Moving on. In the direction of my house,

where I've got some more pills.

Nurse : You're discharging yourself against doctor's orders,

Nurse : you've got to check that box.

House : I'm a doctor, so technically...

Nurse : Wouldn't it be easier if you just checked the box?


Hey. Hi.

Have you met ted?

Hi. I'm mary.

Hi. Happy st. Patty's day.

I haven't met ted, either.

I'm stephanie. Hi.

Dude, back off.

I called dibs on stephanie.

Okay. Mary's hot.

Well, then I want mary.

Fine.

Oh, I see.

Reverse psychology.

Then I'm sticking with stephanie, dr. Freud.

Okay.

Which one do you want more?

Either one. I want them both.

You're an idiot, and it may be a moot point.

I mean, it doesn't look like we're getting in.

Look at this.

You know why there's a line?

It's because I ditched marshall and lily,

And now the universe is punishing us for it, that's why.


Ross : He's here.

Ross : He's a person.

-Look. -What does he look like?

IKind of like my Uncle Ed, covered in Jell-O.

Really?

Phoebe : You guys, he's beautiful.

Ross : Thanks, Pheebs.

Susan : No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy.

-How about Ben? -I like Ben.

Ben.

Carol : Ben's good. How come you never mentioned Ben before?

Ross : We just cooked it up.

Susan : That's what we were off doing.


Leonard : We're here to see Koothrappali, not kill Batman.

Howard : Try less teeth.

Leonard : Close enough. Come on.

- Hey, Raj. - Hey, guys. What's up?

We wanted to invite you out to dinner tonight.


Amy : Stubbed his toe on the revolving door on the way in.

Sheldon : You know those confounded things make me dizzy.

Amy : Who told you to keep going around?

Sheldon : There was a large plant in the lobby.

Sheldon : It kept looking like the outside.

Penny : Okay, listen, when Leonard comes out,

Penny : he is not gonna feel great,

Penny : so, please don't give him a hard time.

Amy : Penny has a good point.

Amy : This is like the man in the supermarket

Amy : with the goiter on his neck.

Amy : Whatever you're thinking, just keep it to yourself.

Sheldon : It was like a grapefruit.

Amy : And I'm sure he knew that

Amy : before you held a grapefruit up next to it.

Sheldon : Well, I'm not making any promises.

Sheldon : Not only did Leonard take what I feel is an unnecessary risk,

Sheldon : he deceived me.

Penny : Okay, the reason he deceived you is

Penny : you were being a pain in the ass.


That thing on Phyllis' neck opened up again.

Howard : I'm busy, Ma.

MRS. WOLOWITZ : Too busy to help your mother with her zipper?

Howard : Don't come in, Ma.

MRS. WOLOWITZ : Why not? - He's got company!

Howard : Oh, there's the arrhythmia.

MRS. WOLOWITZ : Is she Jewish?

- Are you Jewish? - No.

Howard : Yes!

MRS. WOLOWITZ : Okay, then you kids have fun.

Howard's Mother voice : Use protection.


Bex chuckles : - Oh, man. - Yeah.

George : I was also a mathlete, and I won the blue ribbon in biology club.

George : Best fetal pig dissection.

George : And let me tell you, that had the girls knocking down my door.

George : You just have to get through high school.

'Cause high school sucks for anyone who's the least bit different.

George : But then there's college, and then out in the real world,

you'll find where you fit in.

Bex : - You think so? - Yeah, I know so.


Burke : You disrespected me. You mocked me in my OR.

Burke : - That can't happen. - I... It won't happen again.

Burke : You equated my spirituality with a belief in Santa Claus.

Cristina : Burke, science is the one thing, you know,

Cristina : it's the one thing we have in common.

I'm an intern, you're not.

Cristina : I'm a slob and you're not.

Cristina : I say I want to keep our relationship private

and you tell the Chief of Surgery and you ask me to move in with you.

Cristina : - And now, you're religious. - Spiritual. There's a difference.

Cristina shakes her head : Well, not to me.

Cristina shakes her head : I don't know what we're doing.


Leonard : You're dirty.

Raj : You're...

You're a dirty girl?

Priya : Oh, yes. Yes, I am.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. You're a... You're a...

You're a dirty...

...disgusting, revoIting girl.

- God, Leonard. Stop talking. - Why don't you give me five minutes?

Leonard : I'll Google how to do this, I'll call you right back.

Priya : Shh...

Priya : Just be quiet and do what I tell you.

Leonard : Okay, like usual, good.

Priya : Take off your shirt.

Alrighty.


think it's any day is great to start

think it's any day is great to start this and we used to do this all the time

this and we used to do this all the time and I feel like we all had a very good

and I feel like we all had a very good

and I feel like we all had a very good time doing it including you guys so so

time doing it including you guys so so

time doing it including you guys so so what we used to do is we basically

what we used to do is we basically

what we used to do is we basically started with a number of push ups I

started with a number of push ups I

started with a number of push ups I think we originally started with like

think we originally started with like

think we originally started with like either 5 or 10 let's just say we did 10

either 5 or 10 let's just say we did 10

either 5 or 10 let's just say we did 10 push-ups and then basically every vlog

push-ups and then basically every vlog

push-ups and then basically every vlog we've logged every day so we would add

we've logged every day so we would add

we've logged every day so we would add one to push up just one push up a day

one to push up just one push up a day

one to push up just one push up a day and I would ask you guys to do them with

and I would ask you guys to do them with us right now if you would like to join

us right now if you would like to join

us right now if you would like to join us I think this time around why don't we

us I think this time around why don't we just do why don't you in us start with

just do why don't you in us start with

just do why don't you in us start with whatever number you're comfortable with

whatever number you're comfortable with

whatever number you're comfortable with not a big number start very small if you

not a big number start very small if you can do one pushup

can do one pushup

can do one pushup do a push-up with us right now as a

do a push-up with us right now as a

do a push-up with us right now as a family all right you're with your family

family all right you're with your family everybody do a push-up now I'm gonna

everybody do a push-up now I'm gonna

everybody do a push-up now I'm gonna start with the number 10 all right thank

start with the number 10 all right thank you you gonna do 10 I think you said


and the crunch.

It's literally like a forest of fried herbs and spices.

Wait we also got that tom yum, the fire has stopped

but it was flaming when she brought it.

That just looks like such a clear just beautiful fish broth.

There's chunks of fish, all the herbs.

It's very, very aromatic.

I'm just gonna taste the broth first.

upbeat music


Howard : What would Summer Glau be doing riding the train?

Leonard : Maybe John Connor's aboard and she's protecting him from an evil Terminator.


Amy : What does your card say, Bernadette?


Monica : - Gotta keep squishing. - The tomatoes are squishing.

Monica : You got some on your shirt.

Hold on one second.


Beckett : and an old high school buddy who'd been in and out of jail for years.

Beckett : The easy score was money to his ears.

But you needed to get the Maitlans out of town for a couple of days first.

Castle : And that's when your brother-in-law, Doug, came in.

Castle : What did you do, Stan?

Castle : Did you play on his dreams?

Castle : Tell him he could finally afford that scuba shop he always wanted?

Mrs Kopek : - Stan, what did you do? - Nothing. Nothing. I don't know...

Beckett : Mrs. Kopek, your husband killed your brother.


Raj : This is the real happiest place on Earth.

[COINS JINGLING]

Leonard as he wins on his slot machine : Dude, check it out. That's laundry for a month.

Raj : Hi.


House : But if they find out, I lose my medical license.

House : This would be a very good time to offer me a bribe.

You know, how much is your life worth? How much is my job worth?

Carly : Why are you here doing this to me? What do you want?

I wanna know what's right.

Carly : Am I worth it?

Carly : You think I'm pathetic.

Has a goodjob. Everything in the world.

Carly : But she just doesn't like the way that she looks.

House : Oh, stop hiding!

I'm asking you if you wanna live or die? You can't even say that.

Carly : What do you want me to do? Cry? Yes.

I want you to tell me that your life is important to you, because I don't know.

Because that's what's on the table right now... your life.

I don't wanna die.

Cameron : I don't.


Leonard : Is that why they sent you to boarding school?

Sheldon : No. That was the result of my work with lasers.

[LILY ALLEN'S "SMILE" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

I go ahead and smile

New neighbor?

SHELDON : Evidently.

Leonard : Significant improvement over the old neighbor.

Two-hundred pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is.


Ted : You gotta not worry so much about being liked.

Robin : Easy for you to say. Everybody loves you at your job.

That was true of my teaching job.

But I was also designing the new headquarters

for GNB, and well...

Zoey : We don't like you!


parties huh I mean that'd be fun right

parties huh I mean that'd be fun right now you're going to a bath party you

now you're going to a bath party you

now you're going to a bath party you ready for a bath party huh first we take


Well, it's too late now.

Pheebs, l don't think that's us.

Oh, well, this is-- This is not over! Hello?


Fake Monica : Oh, by the way...

Fake Monica : ...tomorrow we're auditioning for a Broadway show.


PENNY : Hey.

Uh, have you read the online reviews for this place?

Stuart : Eh,


No.

Hmm.

Esposito : You really want to nail this chick, don't you?

Beckett : Yeah, well, it's what we do, isn't it?

Beckett : Catch bad guys?

Beckett : Yeah, but

Esposito : seems like it might be about more than that.

Just keep looking, okay?

So, why choose to be an insurance investigator?

Castle : It's really not something most little girls aspire to be when they grow up.

It's a recent career change.

Really? What did you do before?

Serena : Actually, I was a thief.

Beckett : Get out!

Serena : Well, that's what the museums like to call me.

Serena : I prefer to think of myself as an "art retriever."

Castle : What's the difference?

Serena : The pieces I took had already been

Serena : stolen from their rightful owners.

Serena : Taken by Nazis, despots, governments.

Serena : Just because a piece is in a museum, doesn't mean it belongs there.

Seriously?

Serena : I specialized in returning art to their rightful owners,

starting with the small Rembrandt an SS officer took from my grandfather.

Castle : So you were kind of like the female Indiana Jones,

Castle : only without the hat and whip.

Serena : Well, without the hat.


Beckett : Thank you.

- My hands, they're shaking. It'll be okay.

We told Mrs. Talbot that you have no intention of taking Zane away.

She knows you just want to be a part of his life.

- Hello. - Mrs. Talbot.

Melissa Talbot : Please, call me Melissa.

Melissa Talbot : Won't you come in?


Look at these different types of paneer stews,

paneer curries, oh, look at how thick that is.

Oh, these just look amazing.

What's this here?

speaks in foreign language

Bata, which is peas and eggplant.


- "Don't buy that one."

No, what I love is that each person

has their own vendor, right?

You wanted that Banh Mi but my cousin's like,

"No, that's not the right Banh Mi."

- "Don't do it."

- No, she has her own vendor,

her own butcher, her own shop, you know?

- Sweet.


Rachel : A layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam.

Rachel : Then custard, which I made from scratch.

Then a little bit more custard.

Ross : It tastes like feet.

Joey : I like it.

Ross : - Are you kidding? - What's not to like? Custard, good.

Jam, good. Meat, good!

Well, you don't look good, Joe.

Well, the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything.

Joey : Cold cuts, ice cream, limes.

Joey : Hey, what was in that brown jar?

- That's still in there? - Not anymore.

This piece doesn't have floor on it.

Chandler : - Stick to your side. - Hey, come on, now.


how's that if you like salting eggs

how's that if you like salting eggs

how's that if you like salting eggs which I love we gotta get them all right

which I love we gotta get them all right I got tried to shake it

oh wow oh that's great

oh wow oh that's great

oh wow oh that's great it's a little sweet little soy sauce

it's a little sweet little soy sauce

it's a little sweet little soy sauce flavor extremely tender real perfectly I

flavor extremely tender real perfectly I gotta try these you've been saying this

gotta try these you've been saying this

gotta try these you've been saying this is awesome Frank you wouldn't find even

is awesome Frank you wouldn't find even

is awesome Frank you wouldn't find even oh okay I put a lot of seafood in here

oh okay I put a lot of seafood in here

oh okay I put a lot of seafood in here fish fish cakes so Malaysian food not a


"Looks like we've got some beautiful clear skies with us today.

"A nice tailwind's gonna get us there right away, folks.

"We'll be there at zero dark thirty, zero dark quarter to.

"Nice, Red Five. You're looking good.

"Oh, no! I've got something wrong!"

Ohh, that's not good.

Castle : Evade! Evade, evade!

No!

Survivors?

Charlie Blunt : Look, most IRS agents get threats. It's the nature of our business.

Ryan : Did Mrs. DeWinter report any recently?

Dessens : - No. - Are you sure?

Blunt : You have to understand, Clara was a rare breed.

Blunt : An IRS agent who actually liked her job.

What's that have to do with her being threatened?

Blunt : The thing is,

Blunt : each threat requires an investigation, which is a headache for upstairs.

Blunt : It's an unwritten rule that agents who report threats

don't fare well on performance reviews.

Well, that unwritten rule may have gotten her killed.

Ryan : And since you don't have a record of the threat,

we're gonna have to take a look at her audit files,

going back at least a year.

Hmm.

Castle : Must be writers.


Phoebe : There you go! That's the spirit!

Phoebe : If you need money, I will lend you money. Just get moving!

Really? I'd need $500 for all the food and supplies.

Phoebe : It's worth it if it'll get you moving. You haven't worked in months!

-Neither have you. -Yes, but I'm doing this.

Monica : That would be great! Thank you.

-Can I borrow your apartment keys? -Why?


Masters : Hi, Dr. Cuddy. Is now a good time to talk?

Cuddy : Not really.