Castle : Do you work out? You know, bench press? Dead lift?

Castle : Must take a lot of upper-body strength to throw a guy off a roof.

John Knox : - Who is this guy? - What did you and Buckley fight about?

John Knox : Look, he had it out for me

John Knox : because he put me on trial for an assault I didn't commit and he lost.

John Knox : And rather than being a man about it, he decided to rattle my cage,

John Knox : to show me who was the alpha male.

John Knox : So, yeah, it was annoying and childish, but not something you kill a guy over.

John Knox : Especially a DA.

John Knox : Now, I may be a criminal, but I'm not stupid.

Beckett : Do you have an alibi for Buckley's murder?

John Knox : - I don't know. What time was he killed? - 9 : 30 p.m.

John Knox : - I was at an AA meeting. - Anonymous. That's cute.

John Knox : You don't believe me?

Mmm.

John Knox : Well, then maybe you'll believe my sponsor.

John Knox : Reverend Daniel Miller.

Castle : Did you say "Reverend"?

Ryan : Alibi looks solid.

Ryan : Castle and Beckett are interviewing the good Reverend right now.


Beckett : There's gotta be something that we're missing.

Beckett : There has to be a tangible connection between Joe and our defendant,

Beckett : or Joe and our victim.

Ryan : Or between Joe and somebody else entirely.

Ryan : I found the phone.

Ryan : It was hiding behind some books in the bookcase.

Joe made 14 calls with it, all to the same number.

Wardell Williams : District Attorney Lou Karnacki's office.

Castle : Looks like the DA was out of order.

Beckett : Mrs. Craig...

Dawn Craig : Please, call me Dawn.

Dawn, you are District Attorney's administrative assistant?

Dawn Craig : Yes, ever since he came into office.

Beckett : Do you remember ever receiving any phone calls from a Joe McUsic?

Martha : Oh, uh...

Dawn Craig : We get hundreds of calls every day.

Dawn Craig : That name doesn't sound familiar.

Castle : We have reason to believe he called numerous times.

Castle : He may have said it was regarding the Otis Williams case.

Dawn Craig : Oh. Yeah, I did get a series of bizarre, anonymous calls

Dawn Craig : from a man claiming that Otis Williams was innocent.

Castle : That would be Joe. Did he ever speak to the DA?

Dawn Craig : No, I never put him through. I figured he was a wacko.

Dawn Craig : We get a lot of these calls and half my job

Dawn Craig : is to filter out the legitimate calls from the crackpots.

Beckett : Did he ever mention anything else?

Dawn Craig : Yeah, he said he had evidence that would exonerate Otis Williams

Dawn Craig : and how he was gonna mail it to the District Attorney's office.

Castle : Did you ever get that package?


has just become a monument

to everything this woman made you give up,

and you resent her for it,

<i>so much so, in fact, </i>that you dump her.

Zoey : We're done here.

Ted : You said there was a third scenario.

Chairman : Right.

The chairman asks you...

Chairman : Do you think The Arcadian should be a landmark?

But before you can answer...

You're hit in the neck with a blow dart fired by the ninja

Zoey's ex-husband hired to assassinate you.

Robin : That one's less likely.

Robin : What I'm saying...

Robin : what I hate saying...

Robin : is this.

Robin : You and Zoey are gonna break up.

Robin : But you can still save your career

Robin : and Barney's.

Ted : Okay, first of all,

Ted : no ninja's getting a jump on me.

Ted : I have the reflexes of a jungle...


Hello. I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

Sheldon : And welcome to Sheldon Cooper Presents : Fun with Flags,


Robin : Yes.

Lily : Love it.

âª There's this boy I like

âª met him at the food court

âª he's got hair like gretzky

âª and he does jumps on his skateboard âª

âª I hope he asks me out

âª take me to my favorite spot

âª it'll be just him and me

Robotic voice : âª but don't forget the robot

The robot. Hey!

âª But, baby, I don't want to wait âª

âª Let's do it

No, she doesn't want to wait.

âª I'm gonna rock your body anyway âª

âª I'm gonna rock your body till canada day âª

âª Everybody come and play

âª throw every last care away

âª let's go to the mall

âª today, today, today, today


The south first.

- Sorry, let me just.

- I'm gonna taste that south version.

- Also like in the same.

- I ran out of juice.

- laughs

- Kamel's re-juicing.

- I'm re-juicing you.

- Re-juicing me.

- So also it's okay in the same bite to have

some of the salad, not just the juice.

- I do taste the smokiness of that, yeah but it definitely

will be, be better mixed with some Tabbouleh

with the extra lime, lemon juice, the tomatoes,

the olive oil.

- So tell us do you prefer the south

- Oh man.

- Or north of Lebanon?

- They're both really good, I think I like the south though.

- The. - The onions, yeah.

- Fadi mumbles

- The onions takes it up a notch.

At least an hour of eating, I've finally tried

every single dish.

upbeat music

speaks in foreign language

- Bye, bye.


Okay, we're starting with the head tacos, tacos de cabeza.

These are just like, they're like cone shaped.

They're just sprouting.

- It's so soft.

- Just taco after taco of extreme deliciousness.

- For me, I need to say

that I need more head tacos to pull me.

I don't know why, but it's like okay,

I need more and then more and then more.

- You know, I mean head tacos are one of those tacos

that a baby could eat because they're so soft.

- [Lalo] It's really huge.

- [Mark] A beautiful thing.

- [Lalo] Yeah.

- It's a whole slice of tongue.


I didn't know what to expect I thought

I didn't know what to expect I thought it would be more like a like a rat but

it would be more like a like a rat but

it would be more like a like a rat but really it tasted like chicken so fall

really it tasted like chicken so fall

really it tasted like chicken so fall apart tender yeah

apart tender yeah

apart tender yeah extraordinary I can see why it is a

extraordinary I can see why it is a

extraordinary I can see why it is a delicacy in Ghana what a meal thank you


What are you doing?!

Barney : I cannot allow ted to do this.

Wh-what? Why?

Barney : Because the belt is my birthright!

You cannot claim it before I do.

Barney : That would be like jimmy olsen capturing lex luthor

Barney : While superman watches impotently from the bedroom.

Marshall : But, barney, you've done way dirtier stuff than ted.

Marshall : You're disgusting.

Barney : I've never ridden the tricycle.

Barney : I was on the verge last year.

I was so close.


-Here, Rumples. Here, boy. -Which way are you going?

Howard : -Which way are you going? -I parked my scooter down the block.

Sheldon : I'm going the other way. Bye.

Sheldon : Bye.

Oh, actually, I'm this way.

Howard : Do I smell hot dogs?

Sheldon : No. I mean, I have no idea what you smell.

Well, I definitely smell raw hot dog.

Perhaps you're getting a brain tumor.

Howard : All right, have a nice walk.

Sheldon : I shall. Have a nice scoot.

You might wanna stand back. I'm sitting on top of 13 horses here.


Marshall : I just want you to know, it's either this story you're telling me

Marshall : or another game of Clue against myself, so make it good.

Robin : It's good.

Robin : You see, after that night, none of us heard from Zoey for a while.

Finally, Ted called her up.

Ted : So are we ever gonna see you again?

Ted : Because, if I recall correctly, you owe me a date with your hot cousin.

Zoey : You still want to do that?


in the back everything is fresh

in the back everything is fresh everything is handmade there's some

everything is handmade there's some

everything is handmade there's some parsley on there there's a little bit of

parsley on there there's a little bit of paprika and some spice and then finally

paprika and some spice and then finally

paprika and some spice and then finally some olive oil okay so you gotta first

some olive oil okay so you gotta first

some olive oil okay so you gotta first add the chili garlic sauce for the

add the chili garlic sauce for the

add the chili garlic sauce for the classic this is the dista classic hummus

classic this is the dista classic hummus plate right here first I'm just gonna go

plate right here first I'm just gonna go ahead and destroy it right in the center

ahead and destroy it right in the center there destroy this beautiful piece of

there destroy this beautiful piece of

there destroy this beautiful piece of art but it will go to good use oh yes


Female Doctor : She's stabilizing, oozing's drying up.

And I hate Visitor's Day.

Chase : Removing the fetus.

Bye.

House : You have to stop Wilson from committing career malpractice.

Cuddy : Talk to him.

House : Already talked to him twice, he threw me out.

Mocking him and insulting him, let's see, yes,


Attorney Nick Keller : The steering wheel and the dash.

Attorney Nick Keller : The only prints they found were my client's,

Attorney Nick Keller : so when they caught him behind the wheel,

Ryan : I don't think they put much effort into it.


Robin : No. No. No.

Katie : Hey, robin.

Hey. How are you?

Robin : Oh, good. Good.

Robin : So, who is this... Tongue person?


Heh, this is fun. L've never used a hydraulic thermoforming press before.

It's pretty sweet, huh?

Howard : This little baby set the university back a hundred and seventy-five grand.

Leonard : That's three minutes.

Leonard : - Should we see what we got? - Hang on.


yeah that's good too much sweeter

yeah that's good too much sweeter

yeah that's good too much sweeter without the I mean it does have their

without the I mean it does have their

without the I mean it does have their sourness it's just contrasted with the

sourness it's just contrasted with the

sourness it's just contrasted with the sweetness it is really good

we're taking a little walk down to the

we're taking a little walk down to the

we're taking a little walk down to the end of the market just to get a view

end of the market just to get a view

end of the market just to get a view over the bay just to kind of walk up a

over the bay just to kind of walk up a

over the bay just to kind of walk up a little bit of the food there's a great

little bit of the food there's a great

little bit of the food there's a great view of Seattle you see you'd actually


they kind of have a Q&A time where you

they kind of have a Q&A time where you can ask anything about Emirati culture

can ask anything about Emirati culture

can ask anything about Emirati culture they say it's a open zone to ask

they say it's a open zone to ask

they say it's a open zone to ask whatever you want I'm gonna move in for

whatever you want I'm gonna move in for

whatever you want I'm gonna move in for some of the this is some of the chicken

some of the this is some of the chicken

some of the this is some of the chicken stew and I really want to mix up with

stew and I really want to mix up with

stew and I really want to mix up with some of that rice ball you can feel how

some of that rice ball you can feel how

some of that rice ball you can feel how fluffy the Rice's it's a really long

fluffy the Rice's it's a really long

fluffy the Rice's it's a really long grain rice there are onions in there


Raj : Congratulations. Does it have that new-car smell?

Howard : Yep. For as long as I can keep my mother out of it.

If you wanna check it out later, it's parked right out front, Space 294.

- I'm sorry, 294? - Yeah.


Phoebe : Why won't he give it up?

Maybe he drives his car on the other side of the road.

If you know what I mean.

No. What do you mean? He's not British.

Maybe he's gay.

Phoebe : I don't think that's the problem.

Phoebe : We went dancing the other night...

...and just the way he held me so close and looked into my eyes...

I just definitely felt something.

Rachel : But how much can you tell from a look?

Phoebe : I felt it on my hip. I could tell.

Monica : Yo, Bing! Racquetball in 20 minutes.

Chandler : Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it.

Phoebe : Oh, Rachel! Don't look.


saying or what I what kind of title and

saying or what I what kind of title and thumbnail I'm putting up there's people

thumbnail I'm putting up there's people

thumbnail I'm putting up there's people I think we're gonna paint a negative

I think we're gonna paint a negative

I think we're gonna paint a negative picture of me no matter what I do okay

picture of me no matter what I do okay

picture of me no matter what I do okay so you know those people are gonna come

so you know those people are gonna come

so you know those people are gonna come and say whatever okay so I'll put up a

and say whatever okay so I'll put up a

and say whatever okay so I'll put up a title on top and I'll ping I'll put a

title on top and I'll ping I'll put a

title on top and I'll ping I'll put a little touch the thumbnail here cuz I've

little touch the thumbnail here cuz I've changed it and if you'd watch the vlog

changed it and if you'd watch the vlog

changed it and if you'd watch the vlog you would have seen waiting the vlog is

you would have seen waiting the vlog is

you would have seen waiting the vlog is really funny because the kids are always

really funny because the kids are always crawling into the dog crates and I was

crawling into the dog crates and I was

crawling into the dog crates and I was just like oh my goodness it's so funny

just like oh my goodness it's so funny

just like oh my goodness it's so funny since I've been on YouTube people have

since I've been on YouTube people have

since I've been on YouTube people have been trolling that's hard you know I

been trolling that's hard you know I

been trolling that's hard you know I mean no matter what we do people go hard

mean no matter what we do people go hard in on us okay if some other families out

in on us okay if some other families out there can upload content the exact same

there can upload content the exact same

there can upload content the exact same as us and getting nothing but then like

as us and getting nothing but then like

as us and getting nothing but then like if we put on so when I put that video up

if we put on so when I put that video up yesterday people are kicking off that I

yesterday people are kicking off that I

yesterday people are kicking off that I was basically endorsing putting kids in

was basically endorsing putting kids in

was basically endorsing putting kids in cages problem is normally it's hard

cages problem is normally it's hard

cages problem is normally it's hard because no matter what I do I get

because no matter what I do I get

because no matter what I do I get attacked so like for the first so like

attacked so like for the first so like

attacked so like for the first so like you know if you do end up people start

you know if you do end up people start

you know if you do end up people start saying that to me and I was just like

saying that to me and I was just like

saying that to me and I was just like yeah but how do I know it's like boy who

yeah but how do I know it's like boy who cried wolf

cried wolf

cried wolf you know I mean how do I know you're not

you know I mean how do I know you're not just regularly trolling me like you do


- Beautiful, beautiful.

I wanna try some of this soup in there a little bit.


Wilson : I was not parked illegally. I live here.

Officer : Love note. From Detective Tritter.

FOREMAN : Heart attack.

Foreman : His cath was clean and echo showed no structural abnormalities.

Cameron : Fatigue, night sweats, weight loss preceded the heart attack.

Eighteen-year-old kid's suddenly an orphan and a single father of two.

House : Stress explains everything except the itchy feet.

Cameron : Athlete's foot covers that.

Waiters work 12 hours a day in old sneakers.

House : Good idea. Ignore the symptoms. Makes our job easy.

I'm not ignoring a symptom. I'm explaining a symptom.

Foreman : Kid's been hanging over a toilet despite antiemetic therapy.

Foreman : Persistent vomiting could indicate

Foreman : increased intracranial pressure, tumor...

House : Sure. Heart problems. It's gotta be the brain.

House : Thank God there's a neurologist in the room.

Foreman : Right. It's the feet. If only I were a podiatrist.

Probably caught an intestinal virus from one of those feral kids running around.

Chase : Repeated vomiting causes an electrolyte imbalance,

Chase : which leads to an arrhythmia, which leads to the heart attack.

Chase : And itchy feet. Nope.

Chase : That's it? Nope? I've said too much already.

Foreman : This isn't a game, House. No, it's not. But it could be.

Foreman : What are you writing? Nothing.

Chase : If you know the diagnosis, why don't...

House : How are you gonna learn to swim

House : unless I take off your floaties and throw you into shark-infested waters?


Beckett : as Detective Javier Esposito.

Son of a bitch.

Castle : - What does that mean? - It means there was no informant.

Beckett : Sir, is there any way to find out if Holliwell served at the 54th?

Esposito : Come on, bro. What the hell's taking so long?

I could have chewed through that by now.

Here.

Ike : There we go.

Holliwel : Nice thing about Internal Affairs,

Holliwel : it's our job to monitor other cops.

Holliwel : You should've turned your cell phone off completely, Esposito.

Holliwel : You know, with GPS and all.

Esposito : All this time, it was you.

Holliwel : I figured you'd come for that sooner or later.

Holliwel : Big mistake.

Holliwel : Toss the ledger over here.

Holliwel : Throw it!


That's not right.

Chandler : Did you say you love her?

Joey : What were you trying to get her to do?

Ross : -What do I do now? -You play hard-to-get.

Ross : She already lives in London.

So you go to Tokyo.

Chandler : Forget it.

Chandler : You told her you love her. It's over.

Monica : It is not over! You're over!

What?

Phoebe : You know.

Chandler : Good one.

It's not over. She'll call and tell you she loves you.

Monica : Her feelings were so strong that it scared her.

Monica : Go home and wait for her call. She could call from the plane.


Probably a .9 millimeter. She died instantly.

Well, the bullet went right through her.

Beckett : Well, unless our killer used a silencer,

Beckett : someone must have heard the shot.

Javier Esposito : Not necessarily.

Javier Esposito : According to the stage manager,

Javier Esposito : this area clears out once taping starts.

Javier Esposito : Plus, the opening pyrotechnics could've covered a gunshot.

Beckett : Well, that's assuming she was shot just as the show started.

Lanie : It looks like she was.

Yeah, the makeup girl finished with Odette at 2 : 45,

taping starts at 3 : 00, and she was discovered at 3 : 04.

Nineteen minutes. That's not a very big window.

Beckett : All right, see if the crew saw anyone near this room around that time.

Esposito : You got it.

Beckett : Hey, Ryan? Can I get a list


and different times of the year and

and different times of the year and different times of different months and

different times of different months and

different times of different months and I don't think anybody has got it right

I don't think anybody has got it right

I don't think anybody has got it right yet because I haven't been particularly

yet because I haven't been particularly

yet because I haven't been particularly honest with dates

honest with dates

honest with dates and all kinds of stuff like for good

and all kinds of stuff like for good

and all kinds of stuff like for good reason like it's been done on purpose I

reason like it's been done on purpose I

reason like it's been done on purpose I mean I could be eating my words because

mean I could be eating my words because

mean I could be eating my words because she could come on an unscheduled day but

she could come on an unscheduled day but I'm pretty sure we're pretty confident

I'm pretty sure we're pretty confident

I'm pretty sure we're pretty confident she won't so anyway yes I'm really

she won't so anyway yes I'm really

she won't so anyway yes I'm really excited about that now and I'm going to

excited about that now and I'm going to

excited about that now and I'm going to try and edit this video up and then get

try and edit this video up and then get

try and edit this video up and then get it up on my channel so check it out if

it up on my channel so check it out if

it up on my channel so check it out if you want to see what's inside that bag

you want to see what's inside that bag

you want to see what's inside that bag and what I will be bringing to the spot

and what I will be bringing to the spot

and what I will be bringing to the spot and also I showed you guys on my blog

and also I showed you guys on my blog

and also I showed you guys on my blog the list that my hospital gave me so if

the list that my hospital gave me so if

the list that my hospital gave me so if you're interested in seeing that check

you're interested in seeing that check

you're interested in seeing that check that out too hello and welcome to the

that out too hello and welcome to the

that out too hello and welcome to the evening of the best day your join

evening of the best day your join

evening of the best day your join without with Eduardo I know

without with Eduardo I know

without with Eduardo I know oh you little monkey stain little monkey


Robin : Say...

Ted : I can't wait to see it.

Robin : Hopefully you never will. They might not even use it.

It ran for seven years.

Randy : You win.

Randy : Maybe trashing your office was a mistake.

It's just as long as I can remember,

Randy : making beer has been my dream.

Wharmpess?


Woo, nice job, Olly!

And look at the little car floats!

How was that?


Chandler : Let them win one.

Monica : Are you crazy? We own those two. Look at them!

He can't even breathe, and she's popping pills.

You're not giving them a chance.

They have rackets.

We'll make this the last game.

Chandler : Yes, sir. Put me out of my misery.

Chandler : Are you sure you never played pro?

Chandler : Please let them win.

Monica : I'll take it down to 95%, but that's the best I can do.

Chandler : -Missed it! -I got it!

Doug : Nice shot.

Monica : I got it!


Violet : Violet. Hi. Bye.

What did Cooper do?

- What does Cooper always do? - A woman.

Violet : I'm his colleague, not his chauffeur.

So this is, uh, co-op medicine?

Sam : Yeah. Doctors working together.

Sam : It's me, Naomi, we have a pediatrician,

Sam : a shrink, an alternative medicine practitioner...

- Can you excuse us for just a minute? - Sure, I can.

Sam : - Good morning, Naomi. - Shut up.

So you two still work together?

Naomi : Hey, Pete.

Who is that redhead with your ex-wife?

Pete : She's hot. Possibly insane, but hot.

Sam : Don't even think about it.

Addison : You work with your ex-husband in a shrine for your ex-husband.


yes please oh that's a big piece whoa

yes please oh that's a big piece whoa the dinosaur ribs have come thank you

the dinosaur ribs have come thank you

the dinosaur ribs have come thank you thank you thank you I love you and you

thank you thank you I love you and you

thank you thank you I love you and you to me cutting sir that just got a little

to me cutting sir that just got a little weird Oh more what is this sir yeah


Marshall : No, no, this isn't my drink.

Marshall : This is hers.


Esposito : Careful, baby.


Penny : Look, Leonard, you have to know how much I care about you.

Penny : It's just that I've said the L word too soon before...

Penny : ...and it didn't work out very well.

Raj : Really? I wouldn't know what that's like.

Penny : I'm sorry.


there's no way I can miss eating at

there's no way I can miss eating at Alicia's and I actually didn't know if I

Alicia's and I actually didn't know if I was gonna come here on this video in

was gonna come here on this video in

was gonna come here on this video in this food tour but I looked at the map

this food tour but I looked at the map

this food tour but I looked at the map it's only six minutes away from where we

it's only six minutes away from where we ate would you ever just had breakfast so

ate would you ever just had breakfast so I thought yeah we just have to stop here

I thought yeah we just have to stop here at eat this is a check classic place is

at eat this is a check classic place is

at eat this is a check classic place is such an amazing place and I just met

such an amazing place and I just met

such an amazing place and I just met with the owner

with the owner

with the owner he said he watches our videos and he's

he said he watches our videos and he's

he said he watches our videos and he's gonna bring out a couple samples all the

gonna bring out a couple samples all the roast meat over here and then in the

roast meat over here and then in the

roast meat over here and then in the giant fridge they just have like an

giant fridge they just have like an

giant fridge they just have like an insane amount of different bouquets

insane amount of different bouquets

insane amount of different bouquets different marinated seafood and they

different marinated seafood and they

different marinated seafood and they also have a full convenience store you

also have a full convenience store you

also have a full convenience store you can buy they even have fresh vegetables

can buy they even have fresh vegetables

can buy they even have fresh vegetables and all sorts of stuff in here you can

and all sorts of stuff in here you can

and all sorts of stuff in here you can buy your beverages you can buy instant

buy your beverages you can buy instant

buy your beverages you can buy instant noodles but really the majority of

noodles but really the majority of

noodles but really the majority of people come here for the pre-code food

people come here for the pre-code food

people come here for the pre-code food and that's what you should come here for

and that's what you should come here for too

too

too yeah travel around in thank you I'm


room here time I guess and then we've

room here time I guess and then we've got a third room which is I don't I

got a third room which is I don't I

got a third room which is I don't I think this is just kind of like a

think this is just kind of like a

think this is just kind of like a bedroom the bathroom the entranceway is

bedroom the bathroom the entranceway is

bedroom the bathroom the entranceway is here the whole bathroom is back here in

here the whole bathroom is back here in

here the whole bathroom is back here in this corner the room is amazing but the

this corner the room is amazing but the

this corner the room is amazing but the view of the outside garden and our

view of the outside garden and our

view of the outside garden and our private bathtub is what really makes it

private bathtub is what really makes it

private bathtub is what really makes it spectacular let me just show you outside

spectacular let me just show you outside real fast pick on these East Japanese


Sheldon : with no semantic content at all?

Penny : My mirth. Classic.

Sheldon : Is there a station coming up

Sheldon : where I can board your giggling train of thought?


And you can see, they just look perfect and chewy.

And they're just pulling the noodles as we speak.

You really gotta come to Xi'an, or Lanzhou,

or Western China to experience

true hand-pulled noodles like this.

Western China, the more west you go,

you got Hui Chinese, and then you get

Uyghur Chinese as well

that pull the noodles.

And that's what we're doing on this series,

is just goin' to the best places for noodles,

and really, really delicious halal food.


I got you some coffee.


-Okay. -Okay. Up we go.

-Oh, gosh, okay! -All right.

Can l ask you a question?

Rachel : Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around...

Rachel : ...and not have it be a big deal?

No, l don't think that ever works. Why?

Rachel : -No reason. -No, no. Rachel?

-Who do you want to fool around with? -Nobody! Forget it.


And it always plays out in the same eight steps.

Step 1 : Attraction.

No, that's not possible. It's true.

Marshall : That's not even possible.

12 of them. There's no way.

Hi, barney. Hey.

Wendy : Here's your gin and tonic. Thanks.

Oh, gosh.

wendy : Look at that.

Oh, hi!

Hi. You must be our new neighbors.

I'm michael. And I'm laura.

Marshall : Oh, hi, welcome to the building. Yeah.

Laura : Do you guys know any good brunch places around here?


You know what? I think you'll play.

Oh, really? Why's that?

Monica : Because the winner gets this.

Ross : The Geller Cup!

Chandler : Is everybody else seeing a troll doll nailed to a two-by-four?

Chandler : Okay, good.

Okay, where the hell did you get that?

When you went to the hospital for your nose...

Monica : ...I swam into the lake and fished it out.

Ross : That cup is mine!

No, it's not. You want it, you're gonna have to win it.

Rachel : All right. So are we not having dinner at all?

Hey, could you please set the timer, Margha?


But it was such an education.

I've had omakase sushi before,

a set menu where the chef gives you piece by piece.

But this was really fully based on tuna.

So it was really a tuna experience, a tuna education.

And so Kunat and Kunshin, they really know

a lot about fish, a lot about sushi.

So just having them and the chef was awesome as well.

But then having them explained every piece, where it's from,

being able to really taste for myself

the difference between an ultra fresh piece of tuna

and then aged intentionally piece of tuna.

And then mere different marinades,

but also then just no marinade,

and then just having them all consecutively

that was very cool.

That was an amazing tuna sushi

omakase experience in Bangkok.

I wanna say a huge thank you

to Kunat, Kunshin and Kun Eis for inviting me for lunch.


Genevieve : so I decided to keep tabs on him.

Genevieve : That's when I overheard the fight he had with his ex-boyfriend.

Castle : So why not tell the police? why lie?

Genevieve : Because when you've got a dead body,

Genevieve : a story about stolen relics turns from a back-page snoozer

to a front-page lead just like that.

Genevieve : And though I wanted to be helpful to your murder investigation...

Ifyou made an official statement,

Castle : every reporter would hear about your story

Castle : and you'd lose your exclusive.

Genevieve : See, I knew you'd get it.

Castle : That doesn't explain why you broke into my office...

Castle : Unless you have another lead.

Genevieve : We're both writers, Iet's help each other out.

Genevieve : Only you've got to keep me as your anonymous source. Deal?

Deal. what do you got?

Genevieve : Lars was working with a guy named Mike Harlin.

Castle : Yeah, we know about him already, but he's missing.

Castle : Unless you know where he's been hiding.

Genevieve : No, but I do know that Harlin used an alias while in Turkey.

AI Aiden.

This is great. I'm gonna call this in.


Mm.

Mm-mm-mm.

Oh that's delicious.

It's really chewy and glutinous.

But at the same time it's crispy,

because how it's been fried.

It's sweet.

You taste the sesame seed.

Mm.

Yeah, that's fantastic actually, it's really good.

foreign chatter

So we're off to just explore more and to...

To get some more food.


Amy tablet ringing : How's it going, Sheldon?

Sheldon : Actually, much better.

Stuart : Oh, good. Is the baby born yet?

Sheldon : I don't know I just got back.

Amy : Where'd you go?

Sheldon : My mother asked me to get some towels.

Sheldon : I took advantage of the vague request

Sheldon : and went to Bed, Bath & Beyond.


-What? -The card! I think we're there!


Howard : Sheldon, do you have any idea what just happened?

Sheldon : Yes. Apparently, I'm getting a free dinner.

Penny : Oh, yeah, no, this thing's majorly out of order.

- See? I'm sorry. - Okay. Guess I'm taking the stairs.

- Where you going? - Four-A.

- Oh, are you here to see Leonard? - No, Dr. Cooper.

Penny : Dr. Sheldon Cooper?

Ramona : We're having dinner.


Beckett : for all of your help with Castle and Alexis.

Seems like you could've done that over the phone.

Castle : All right.

Lanie : Talk to me, girlfriend. Tell me what's on your mind.

Beckett : Do you find it odd

Beckett : that Alexis has gone to everyone but me on this case?

Lanie : She hasn't gone to Perlmutter yet.

Beckett : No one does, if they can help it.

Lanie : You can't take it personally.

Beckett : No, I know, it's just...

Beckett : Castle and I are about to become a family,

Beckett : which is weird enough as it is.

Beckett : And he and Alexis have this whole history

Beckett : that has nothing to do with me.

Beckett : And it kind of feels like when it comes to the two of them,

Beckett : I'm always gonna be on the outside.

Lanie : Perfect families don't exist.

It's gonna be up to you to find a way

Lanie : to make your baggage match their baggage.

Lanie : It's up to you to make your own history.

DOORBELL RINGS


Mr. Geller : It seems her father, your grandfather...

Mr. Geller : ...wanted her to travel around Europe like he did.

Mr. Geller : Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam's nickel...

Mr. Geller : ...because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time.


Sheldon : Uh, I enjoy some French toast with butter and syrup.

Sheldon : Uh, then a wormhole opens,

Sheldon : and whisks me millions of years

Sheldon : into the future where my towering intellect

Sheldon : is used to save the last remnants of mankind

Sheldon : from a predatory alien race.

Penny : Interesting, you didn't mention Amy.

Sheldon : Who do you think made the French toast with butter and syrup?

Woman in lab coat : You're about to enter the lab

Woman in lab coat : of the late Dr. David Saltzberg.

Woman in lab coat : While conducting studies on slowing

Woman in lab coat : the aging process, there was a catastrophic accident

Woman in lab coat : and he died.


Ike : I appreciate what you done for my boy, Javi.

Esposito : Carol and Tim. Where are they?

Somewhere where Racine can't find them.

We've had guys on this place 24l7. How the hell did you get in here?

Ike : Three years as a ghost, you learn a few things.

Esposito : So IA was right.

Esposito : Three years ago.

Now.

Esposito : - You were working for Racine. - Is that what you believe?

Esposito : You let me think you were dead.

Esposito : And now you're holding a burner on me.


Option number one : She'll take a cab home from the airport.

Or option two : You can meet her at baggage claim. What do you do?

Chandler : - That's easy. Baggage claim. - Wrong! Now you're single.

Ross : It's actually secret option number three.

Ross : You meet her at the gate. That way she knows you love her.

Chandler : Okay, this is good.

Chandler : All right, listen. I have one. Janice likes to cuddle...

Chandler : ...at night, which I'm all for.

But when you want to go to sleep, you want some space.

Chandler : So how do I tell her that without...

Chandler : ...you know, accidentally calling her fat or something?

Rachel : Oh, honey. I'm sorry. We can't help you there, because we're cuddly sleepers.


backgrounds is I think placing way too

backgrounds is I think placing way too much of a burden on the oppressed right

much of a burden on the oppressed right

much of a burden on the oppressed right it's not the responsibility of oppress

it's not the responsibility of oppress

it's not the responsibility of oppress to teach your oppressive or like the

to teach your oppressive or like the

to teach your oppressive or like the privilege to teach the privilege right I

privilege to teach the privilege right I don't I think that's that's unfair

don't I think that's that's unfair

don't I think that's that's unfair Labor's yeah I guess it's just hard for

Labor's yeah I guess it's just hard for

Labor's yeah I guess it's just hard for me because while I agree with that and I

me because while I agree with that and I don't think that it should be the

don't think that it should be the

don't think that it should be the responsibility like my lived experience

responsibility like my lived experience

responsibility like my lived experience tells me that that's where you

tells me that that's where you

tells me that that's where you absolutely want a toast yeah maybe

absolutely want a toast yeah maybe

absolutely want a toast yeah maybe that's like an unfortunate well I think

that's like an unfortunate well I think

that's like an unfortunate well I think like both of you are saying things that


Martha Rodgers : What's the matter?

I can't get a hold of Beckett. I texted her, I left messages.

This isn't like her.

Martha : Maybe she got tied up at the precinct.

Martha : Have you tried Ryan or Esposito?

Castle : I called them both, it just goes straight to voicemail.

Castle : Something is not right.

INDISTINCT TALKING IN DISTANCE

Beckett : So, what happens now?

Harden : It's not my call.

INDISTINCT TALKING CONTINUES

Beckett : Is that who we're waiting for, over there in that room?

Harden : You sound worried.

Beckett : Should I be?

Harden : What the hell makes you so special?

Beckett : I'm not special.

Beckett : I don't know anything, I just move packages.

Beckett : I'm not a threat to anyone.

You can just drop the act.

CELL PHONE BEEPS


So I'm doing sit-ups

And she says, "all right, marshall,"

So I summon all my strength and I do that set,

And then she says,

"give me another set."

So I'm like, "is this the last set?"

And she says yes.

So I do that set and then she says,

"give me another set."

She lied to my face!

Everything hurts.

Baby, the whole point of working out

Is to feel better.

This trainer is making you miserable.

You have to call her and quit.

I got to work through it. I got to finish what I started.

If you're too scared, I can call her.

Her number's on this card.

Hi. Is this trish?

This is marshall's wife.


But you're just a kid. I mean, you're 25.


Buzzinga.

Buzzinga.

Buzzinga.

Sheldon : Leonard and Penny.


I didn't love this you can taste a

I didn't love this you can taste a

I didn't love this you can taste a little bit of the I think there's some

little bit of the I think there's some

little bit of the I think there's some some wine in here too that's they cooked

some wine in here too that's they cooked it with some wine or sake or whatever I

it with some wine or sake or whatever I

it with some wine or sake or whatever I have to do the chef's don't like a lot

have to do the chef's don't like a lot

have to do the chef's don't like a lot of the dishes that otherwise might be

of the dishes that otherwise might be

of the dishes that otherwise might be heavy mm-hmm and devoid of nuance like

heavy mm-hmm and devoid of nuance like

heavy mm-hmm and devoid of nuance like the fried oysters or even this I

the fried oysters or even this I

the fried oysters or even this I actually do have a little bit of level

actually do have a little bit of level

actually do have a little bit of level it could easily just kind of go when you

it could easily just kind of go when you buzz off your family vibes like I'm

buzz off your family vibes like I'm

buzz off your family vibes like I'm living Reds Knicks and there's like

living Reds Knicks and there's like

living Reds Knicks and there's like nuances you know

nuances you know

nuances you know do you know I have an olive garden

do you know I have an olive garden

do you know I have an olive garden tattoo you better stop


I'm just mixing the dry and wet

I'm just mixing the dry and wet

I'm just mixing the dry and wet ingredients together and then I'm going

ingredients together and then I'm going

ingredients together and then I'm going to add the chocolate chip he's won you

to add the chocolate chip he's won you

to add the chocolate chip he's won you know so good pray for me that these


Phoebe : -Liam Neeson. -No.

-Morley Safer. -No.

-The lady who cuts my hair! -This could be a very long game.

Chandler : -Your sister, Ursula. -Oh, really?

-She works at that place.... -Riff's. I know.

You do? She said you guys haven't talked in years.

Phoebe : So, is she fat?

Not from where I was standing.

Phoebe : Where were you standing?

Rachel : Pheebs, so you guys just don't get along?

It's mostly just dumb sister stuff.

Phoebe : Everyone always thought of her as the pretty one.

She was the first to walk even though I did it later that same day.

Phoebe : But to my parents, by then it was, "Yeah, what else is new?"

I'm sorry. I've gotta go. I've got Lamaze class.


Beckett : Do you think maybe he was upset that she came with someone else?

Castle : Mmm. Jealousy. Money. Murder. Does it get any better than this?

Sara : You want to exhume my niece's body?

Beckett : We believe that there was evidence overlooked during the autopsy

Beckett : that could lead to her killer.

Sara : Well, you told me you caught the man. You told me it was over.


in the hallway, and he really, really wanted

to show you guys.

You ready?

- Yeah.

- Okay, show me your trick.


Chandler : It would be you!

Chandler : You, Monica! And you'd get all the votes.

So they could call the award, "The Monica"?

Absolutely.

Monica : I suck!

Thank you for meeting me.

Phoebe : Thank you.

Phoebe : Come sit.

Sit.

Sit!


The reason we came to Borneo, Malaysia.

The sarawak laksa.

This is the king dish of Borneo.

A must eat when you visit.

The broth is made with a strong sambal and coconut milk,

with garlic, galangal, and lemongrass.

Giving you a mouthful of flavor that makes you never

want to leave this food paradise.

This is the one of the must eat dishes of the world.

Topped with shrimp and chicken strips, you'll bask in the

universe of flavor in every sitting.


Foreman : I've been totally professional!

Foreman : Gave two weeks' notice, continued to work cases,

Foreman : scheduled my interviews on my own time.

Foreman : You have no right to screw with my future.

House : You're gonna be all whiny during the differential diagnoses, aren't you?

House : It wasn't me.

House : I only sabotage people I consider worth it.


Chad : Nice moves.


Joey : Who cares?

Joey : You went behind my back? I'd never do that to you!

Chandler : I have no excuses. I was totally over the line.

You're so far past the line, that you can't even see the line!

Joey : The line is a dot to you!

Chandler : Yes, right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me.

Oh, my God. Is that why you bought all this stuff?

You know what?

Joey : I will not watch your TV.

I won't listen to your stereo.


Olivia : George, you're married. You should be happy.

Olivia : - You don't look happy. - I'm sick, Olivia.

Richard : All right. You should go home, O'Malley.

Bailey : Clearly whatever you have is contagious.

- Let's go. - Aren't you from the lab?

Lab Tech : Yeah, I feel like crap.

George : Is that the lady you gave Marina Wagner's blood to?

Izzie : - Yeah. - You all feel shaky and nauseous?

Lab Tech : It's awful.

George : - She's toxic. - Callie? A lot of us feel that way.

George : The patient's blood is toxic. It's making us sick.

George : Has the Chief started Marina's operation?

Olivia : They were wheeling her up as I came down.

What's the extension for OR one?


Addison : And I have a lot to teach, if you want to learn.

Cristina : So...

Addison : So, when you decide how important it is for you to hate me, let me know.


SWITCH CLICKS

COCKS GUN

You get a girl's hair wet, and they never let it go.

Simmons : You are not going to shoot me, Detective.

Beckett : No? Then take another step!

Me laying dead? You here trespassing?

With that big ol' grudge you carry?

Simmons : What are your bosses gonna say to that?

Beckett : You killed Jason Marks, and the blood in the car is gonna prove it.

Simmons : Well, then it's a good thing you have a warrant.

Simmons : You do have a warrant, don't you, Detective?


all right the bigger chicken incredible

all right the bigger chicken incredible yeah kind of cooked similarly like same

yeah kind of cooked similarly like same

yeah kind of cooked similarly like same method but good but not that's all the

method but good but not that's all the

method but good but not that's all the roasted chicken great fantastic I give

roasted chicken great fantastic I give

roasted chicken great fantastic I give that is required and then this is I feel

that is required and then this is I feel like this is I just feeling a crazy

like this is I just feeling a crazy

like this is I just feeling a crazy unique chicken shrimp you're Malaysia

unique chicken shrimp you're Malaysia

unique chicken shrimp you're Malaysia and this thing no wonder like these so

and this thing no wonder like these so

and this thing no wonder like these so be so out of this stop you guys have a

be so out of this stop you guys have a

be so out of this stop you guys have a come to you bug

come to you bug

come to you bug this is a must try you ball you gotta

this is a must try you ball you gotta

this is a must try you ball you gotta get this 100% gotta get this our food

get this 100% gotta get this our food

get this 100% gotta get this our food journey continues with yet another

journey continues with yet another

journey continues with yet another chicken this is a lot chickens I know

chicken this is a lot chickens I know

chicken this is a lot chickens I know but the city it's really known for

but the city it's really known for

but the city it's really known for chickens and the next one is the most

chickens and the next one is the most

chickens and the next one is the most famous chicken in all of you Paul

famous chicken in all of you Paul

famous chicken in all of you Paul chicken with sprouts I really know

chicken with sprouts I really know

chicken with sprouts I really know nothing about it but I will eat it

nothing about it but I will eat it

nothing about it but I will eat it happily I'm starved let's go


Monica : You're all going to hell.

Rachel : It's really not that big!

- Taking that with you, huh? - Oh, yeah.

You coming?

In a second.


I'm thinking Bubblegum Fantasy.

- Mmm-hmm. - Or maybe Frosted Iris.

I'm thinking Tickle-The-Toe Red is my go-to color.

Oh.

Richard Castle : You expecting someone?

Alexis : Gina got promotional freebies at a new spa

Alexis : and asked us if we wanted to go get manis, pedis and massages.

Castle : And you're going?

Martha : When it comes to your ex-wife, darling,

Martha : perks outweigh personal considerations.

Martha : - Hello! - Hello!

Gina : You look great.

Martha : Thank you.

Uh.

Castle : Am I invited?

Gina : Uh, no. It's a girls' day out.

I want to spend time with Martha and Alexis.

Castle : But I love massages.

Castle : And I don't want the three of you conspiring.

Alexis : Don't worry, Dad. We've got a lot of other stuff to talk about.

Gina : I want to hear all about Alexis's new boyfriend

Gina : from her point of view.

Gina : Did you know that they have a song?

Alexis : It was playing the first time Ash and I kissed.


All our love, Monica and Chandler." That's funny.

No, no. That was a joke.

I know, I get it. It's funny.

Because you're not a grandma.

To be a grandma, you have to be married and have children.

I don't have any of those things. That's why it's so funny.

I'm just gonna go...

Monica : All you had to do was buy the card.

Hey, look who's back. It's the birthday girl.

How's the birthday girl feeling?

Well, I feel fine, but I think you're bumming out the rest of the kids.


Wow, the dough is so, so thin, almost like baklava

and crispy but then you have the contrast of the salty

cheese with the sweet honey topping that crispy dough.

- Listen to it, it's crunchy.

- Mm, it's so crispy and the next one this one is nuts,

but I'm like really impressed how delicate and how

subtly contrasting the flavors are together.

It's really really impressively good.

If you look on the inside of this one,

oh yeah you can see I think it was mostly crushed

up walnuts that he added in here.

pastry crunching

Listen to that crunch!


Just know this :

When I step up to make my toast as your best man...

Ted : - Marshall would probably be... - As your best man...

Barney : Ladies and Gentlemen...


- To pick it is a very hard decision every time like

mumbles.

- Aah, so you do order though?

- [Man's Voice] You do order.

- Some restaurants do the preset stuff but we prefer

to order it.

- Okay.

- Food, whatever you want.

- Green stuff.

- Oh he's mixing, he's mixing something.

Oh is that Tabbouleh?

- [Chef] That is Tabbouleh

- Tabbouleh.

- Yeah.


It's almost like a like a like a dried curry flavor

That curry is nice. I liked the curry that was over here. I don't know what it is and this thing

This is like dried chilies. Oh and the curry here has a great smoky flavor. The curry is too mixed

I can't even tell you guys like what curry is what right now, I just know that this side


with local meats and vegetables

and lots of Cretan virgin olive oil.

And this is the type of place that I love.

They cook all the dishes fresh.

And they display all the dishes here in the cabinet

that you can pick and choose from,

all the different Cretan stews

and different dishes of the day.

This is authentic, traditional Cretan food.

Everything looks outstanding.

They have a lot of lamb dishes, a lot of meat.

Everything looks like they've been slow-cooked for hours

to brew all those flavors together.

And I got a couple of dishes

that I'm so excited to try right now.


and playing with the boys a lot.

Oh hey!

- We're making Play-Doh.

- [Bryan] You are?

screaming

We are practicing our colors with Play Doh.

- [Bryan] That's so cool, Ollie.

I feel like Ollie never really plays with Play-Doh.

- I know I'm trying to loosen up a little,

I feel like I'm always like "don't get it in the carpet,


I loved it!

[Mark] Such a good meal.

Confused, I don't even remember where I am after that meal.

chuckles

Okay, but yeah, we are moving on now.

We're driving to Weligama, which is in the south.

It's about a two and a half hour drive to the

south of Sri Lanka and we are on our way now.

Belly very full and very happy.

upbeat music

- [Mark] Thank you.


Alexis Castle : What about Ashley? I mean, shouldn't I tell him?

Martha Rodgers : Darling, in matters of the heart, it's best not to over think things.

Richard Castle : That's your advice, Mother? With your track record?

Richard Castle : What chasm of doom has she led you to by way of her tips on romance?


House : You win a trip to the second floor.

Next.

Coach : All right. No fever. No rash.

Wilson : You're fine. Take these two pills.

Wilson : And show this blue slip to Security on your way out.


Mrs Cooper : Shelly! Dinner's ready!

SHELDON : Coming!

Mrs Cooper : No cats!

Penny : Aw...

Sheldon : What is she doing here?

Mrs Cooper : I called her.

Amy : Your mother thinks

Amy : you might be losing your mind over me.

Amy : As a neurobiologist, I was curious.

Sheldon : Well, rest assured, I am in full possession of my faculties.

sneezes : 25 cats!

Mrs Cooper : Oh, God bless you, dear.

Mrs Cooper : Sheldon, sit down. Let's talk.


Denny : "Hey, you know, this is going to be really bad for your career. "

Denny : "You probably shouldn't come and see me anymore,"

Denny : You think that'll have any effect at all?

Denny : The thing is, I was healthy my whole life until I wasn't.

Denny : And for the last year, I've had a lot of time to lay around in bed

Denny : and think about my life.

Denny : And the things that I remember best?

Denny : Well, those are the things that I wasn't supposed to do and I did them anyway.

Denny : So the thing is, Meredith...

Denny : life is too damn short to be following these rules.

Bailey : May I ask what motive you had for undermining my authority

Bailey : - in front of my patient and intern? - I'm not punishing you, Dr. Bailey.

Bailey : But you are. I mean, I had a baby. And so you are.

Richard : And now you're sleep deprived.

Every doctor here is sleep deprived.

Richard : You just came back from maternity leave,

Richard : and I'm not convinced you're on your game.

Richard : This is not a punishment or a reflection on how highly I value you.

Richard : It's just the way it is.

Nurse : I'm sorry to interrupt, Chief. That man is asking to talk to you.


House : Is your son depressed?


he also has some unique dishes including there's this one dish a jail that he

there's this one dish a jail that he

there's this one dish a jail that he told us if we haven't eaten this we

told us if we haven't eaten this we

told us if we haven't eaten this we haven't yet arrived to the one about

haven't yet arrived to the one about

haven't yet arrived to the one about jail Kiba and he said it's a mix of fish

jail Kiba and he said it's a mix of fish eggs from a Beckham Beckham fish fish


get bubbles in your eyes I still

get bubbles in your eyes I still sometimes get shampoo or conditioner in

sometimes get shampoo or conditioner in

sometimes get shampoo or conditioner in my eyes and it feels like hell

so I don't blame you all these I don't

so I don't blame you all these I don't

so I don't blame you all these I don't blame you for having water running to

blame you for having water running to

blame you for having water running to wash your eye out nobody's complaining

wash your eye out nobody's complaining

wash your eye out nobody's complaining about you get the little baby massage

about you get the little baby massage

about you get the little baby massage every night good night buddy

every night good night buddy

every night good night buddy welcome circles around you good night

welcome circles around you good night

welcome circles around you good night dad

dad

dad it's growing up so fast just gone

it's growing up so fast just gone

it's growing up so fast just gone straight to bed

straight to bed

straight to bed I want to show you guys something that I

I want to show you guys something that I am extremely proud of right now I have

am extremely proud of right now I have

am extremely proud of right now I have all pink coins on all the levels of

all pink coins on all the levels of

all pink coins on all the levels of Super Mario run check out my kingdom

Super Mario run check out my kingdom

Super Mario run check out my kingdom pretty dope right I got the special like


gerbil yeah what was in those things

gerbil yeah what was in those things nothing when I was like I'm gonna come

nothing when I was like I'm gonna come

nothing when I was like I'm gonna come over maybe ninth birthday or ten

over maybe ninth birthday or ten

over maybe ninth birthday or ten I thought we done there no no Yama do

I thought we done there no no Yama do

I thought we done there no no Yama do you remember them yeah I do I do

you remember them yeah I do I do

you remember them yeah I do I do well then I must have been 10 or 11

well then I must have been 10 or 11

well then I must have been 10 or 11 meter 19 oh yeah I think I was quite a


Cameron : Encephalopathic delirium.

Pellagra.

Foreman : She drinks. Alcoholics get pellagra.

Foreman : They eat lousy diets, so no niacin.

House : - He agrees with me. What a shock. - Well, you're right.

Foreman : Lack of niacin starves the brain. Neurons shut down.

Foreman : Causes seizures, encephalopathic delirium and psychosis.

Cameron : We give Kara niacin, she'll come out of her delirium

Cameron : and she'll be totally sane.

Chase : Don't think she's ever gonna be sane again.


Okay, well, we talked to pretty much

Beckett : everyone close to Amy and Kristina,

Beckett : and no one seems to know why they pulled out that money.

Castle : What about where they were at 1 : 00 p.m. on Friday?

Beckett : Nothing popped on Amy's email or phone calls.

Beckett : And the techs are still going through Kristina's computer.

Ryan : Hey, guys, I think we might have caught a break.

Ryan : We tracked down that website that sold the costumes.

The Red Riding Hood cloak and the Snow White dress worn by our victims

Ryan : were shipped out eight days ago.

Beckett : To whom? Do you have a name?

Yeah, Jamie Isaacson, lives at 11th Street and 7th Avenue.

And he didn't just order two costumes,

there was a third in the shipment as well, for Sleeping Beauty.

CASTLE : Sleeping Beauty?

Castle : He's gonna kill again.

Beckett : Not if we get to him first.

BANGING ON DOOR

Esposito : Jamie Isaacson? NYPD, open up!


"If you want a warm butt, pay for it yourself."

Raj : Well, maybe I will, old man.

Bernadette : I think that's enough wine for now.


Joey!


make it tastier by like a thousand and

make it tastier by like a thousand and maybe that comes close to this dish good

maybe that comes close to this dish good lord I was good last thing on the plate

lord I was good last thing on the plate

lord I was good last thing on the plate chicken with rice I'm still thinking

chicken with rice I'm still thinking

chicken with rice I'm still thinking about the other chick I don't think any

about the other chick I don't think any

about the other chick I don't think any other chicken can compare after I had

other chicken can compare after I had

other chicken can compare after I had that transformative chicken this chicken

that transformative chicken this chicken comes with Bryce's cilantro and I'm

comes with Bryce's cilantro and I'm

comes with Bryce's cilantro and I'm mixing some of these little roasted corn

mixing some of these little roasted corn I think I'll add that rice morning I

I think I'll add that rice morning I

I think I'll add that rice morning I like the chicken it's too bad because

like the chicken it's too bad because

like the chicken it's too bad because the chicken is tasty but after I had the

the chicken is tasty but after I had the chicken in the pepper sauce nothing else

chicken in the pepper sauce nothing else really compares anymore dad judge 100%

really compares anymore dad judge 100%

really compares anymore dad judge 100% spoiled me when it comes to chicken I

spoiled me when it comes to chicken I

spoiled me when it comes to chicken I gotta get some more right now


We're on our way to go eat.


Beckett : - Excuse me? - We're investigating a murder,

Beckett : and we traced the weapon back to you.

Donnelly : I created this for entertainment use only.

Donnelly : I never intended for it to hurt anybody.

Donnelly : Thorian Blasters don't kill. People do.

Donnelly : I can't be responsible once they leave my shop.

Castle : Yes, well, that is an amazing piece of weaponry.

That I'd never want to fire again.

Donnelly : - Wait? You fired it? - Oh, yeah.

Donnelly : Were you wearing proper protection?

What?

No, why? What kind of protection?

Donnelly : You'll be fine.

Beckett : How many of those have you sold?

Donnelly : I only made two that were fully functional.

Donnelly : One in the case here, the other I sold to a collector Wednesday night.

Beckett : Do you have a name?

Sam, Seth, Simon. Something "S"-y.

You think you can describe him?

Donnelly : No. He was in costume.

Beckett : Let me guess. Creaver?

Yeah.

Donnelly : He drove away in a white SUV, if that helps.

Donnelly : I didn't get the numbers, but they were North Carolina plates.

"First in Flight."

Castle : What kind of protection?

Beckett : So Ryan and Esposito are running down

Beckett : everyone that was issued a purple pass to see if they can ID our Creaver.

Beckett : They should have something by tomorrow morning.

Beckett : I mean, it's just like you said, Castle.

Beckett : That costume allowed our killer to strike unseen.

And of course he's gonna be a Creaver.

Beckett : I mean, they're the sworn enemies of the Nebula 9 crew.

Castle?


ice cream.

Missy and I like meticulously crafted this, that was fun.

So it's got like blue little candies, white sprinkles,

and pink and yellow ice cream.

Doesn't that look yummy?

- That does look good.

- You can't eat it though.

- It's so cute I love the little candies on it.

- [Bryan] Hey Ollie, look at this unicorn poop ice cream.


Barney : Which brings us to step 6.

Ted : Yeah, listen, I'm leaving.

Ted : So if you want to write the rest of these down,

Ted : I will read it tomorrow.

Barney : Don't do this, ted.

Ted : You want to get out of the way?

Don't do this, ted. All right.

Barney : Don't.

Dude! Gah!

Ted : It was perfect!

Ted : You're such a jerk.

Barney : Which brings us to step 6.

Barney : You finally realize you've made a huge mistake

Barney : And now you have to live with it.

Barney : Step 6 is called purg... Wait for it.

Barney : Keep waiting...

Keep waiting for all of eternity

Only to discover there's no escape... atory.

Robin : God, I'm such

Robin : An idiot.

Marshall : Yeah.

The host : Curt "the iron man" irons

Robin : Keeps leaving me love notes on post-its.

Robin : On the teleprompter, on my desk,

Robin : On the coffee-maker,

Robin : On the jar of sugar packets next to the coffee-maker.


Beckett : Are you doing okay?

Castle : I just never thought the story would end like this.

Beckett : Yeah, I bet Cole didn't either.

Castle : Yeah, but suicide? What did the ME say?

Beckett : That it looks like he wrapped the cord around his neck

Beckett : and stepped off the balcony.

Beckett : Look, I'm sorry.

Beckett : I know that this isn't how you wanted it to end.

Beckett?

Castle : Beckett, are you still awake?

No.

Castle : Good. Something's bothering me.

Beckett : Yeah? Something's bothering me, too.

Castle : Why would a guy like Cole commit suicide?

Beckett : Because a guy like Cole didn't think he could face going to prison.

Castle : As wealthy and connected as he was?

Would he even have gone to prison?

Castle : The case against him was circumstantial.

Castle : He could have beaten it in court.

Beckett : Well, evidently, he didn't think so.

Castle : It's too clean.

Beckett : Castle, stop chasing the mice in your head.

What if they're leading me to the truth?

Beckett : Then we'll deal with it in the morning. Mmm.


Why didn't he just get Oni to forge more documents?

Castle : It takes time, and Baylor doesn't have time.

The papers are for Baylor's brother in Africa.

Beckett : The Nigerian officials are closing in on him for drug trafficking.

Beckett : If Baylor doesn't get him to the US soon, they'll execute him.

Castle : Oni says Baylor operates out of a warehouse downtown.

Montgomery : Listen, find this dirtball before he murders someone else, all right?


Beckett : along with your Hilo. Tough break.

Ryan : Here I thought modeling was glamorous.

Beckett : Not everybody in that business is predatory.

Esposito : It sure seems that way. Jenna's best friend was drugging her,

Esposito : - and her photographer killed her. - Even her clothing designer seemed

Castle : more interested in his show than in her murder.

Ryan : But at least we got the bad guy. That's something.


Howard after Raj whispers to him : How the hell do I know who's the friend and who's the acquaintance?

Sheldon : That is a bracing cold. An invigorating cold.

Sheldon : Lord, is it cold.

Help you with your bag, sir?

Sheldon : Thank you, fellow Bozite.

Sheldon : And may I say, you are the living embodiment...

Sheldon : ...of all the promises made by our lovely town's chamber of commerce.

Penny : Wait.

Penny : Wait.

Sheldon : Excuse me!


- Oh, so you need to add the milk.

So that's milk, and yogurt, and saffron water.

- And sugar. - And sugar.


Luke : That's how you'd handle it, something like this? You'd just give up?

No.

Chase : I'd do it just like you.

It's an infusion. She's gonna have a drain in her abdomen.

You're going to have to check for possible infection.

Lucas Palmero?

Trina Wyatt, Child Services, State of New Jersey.

Chase : Can I help you? This is a private room.

Wyeth : He's only 15 years old, a minor.

Wyeth : He's in a tough living situation.

Wyeth : We're just here to help.

Luke : I don't need your help. Fifteen?

Wyeth : Lucas, you're gonna have to come with us right now.

Chase : Where are you taking him?

Until the determination is made, he'll be housed at Children's Services.

I don't want to be "housed". I live with my mom.

Wyeth : Not for the next few days.

House : Come on. Let's not make this difficult, huh?

Mom?

Mom?

Luke : I love you.

When the Mets lost, you remember?

Yeah.

Luke : I remember.

Luke : I love you.


It's exactly how I imagined it would be.

All right, where's that turkey?

Phoebe : -Those are my maternity pants! -No, these are my Thanksgiving pants!

Well, that's it. I'm done.

Joey : Here come the meat sweats.

Well, Joey, we're all very proud of you.

Chandler : I believe we can expect a call from the president any moment now.

Phoebe : -Anything we can do? -No. Just nobody press on my stomach.

Rachel : You can keep those pants, by the way.

What you got there? What is that, pie?


well done Amelia that was a good job so

well done Amelia that was a good job so sometimes meaning look you have to pedal

sometimes meaning look you have to pedal buttercream baby hey so we also realized

buttercream baby hey so we also realized totally by her own fault we didn't even

totally by her own fault we didn't even

totally by her own fault we didn't even think about it boys never actually told

think about it boys never actually told

think about it boys never actually told you guys what her name is so we will in

you guys what her name is so we will in

you guys what her name is so we will in this video tell you her name you just

this video tell you her name you just

this video tell you her name you just forgot about it down this weapon that

forgot about it down this weapon that

forgot about it down this weapon that she'll announce that or anything

she'll announce that or anything

she'll announce that or anything sorry about that I'll get Amelia to tell

sorry about that I'll get Amelia to tell you her name later on cuz Amelia can

you her name later on cuz Amelia can

you her name later on cuz Amelia can actually write her name and it's very

actually write her name and it's very

actually write her name and it's very cute you're very clever I mean yeah so I

cute you're very clever I mean yeah so I mean they can write her name so I'll get

mean they can write her name so I'll get immediate to write your name for you

immediate to write your name for you

immediate to write your name for you later on

later on

later on oh you're very strong our babies are

oh you're very strong our babies are

oh you're very strong our babies are very strong you can roll over a very

very strong you can roll over a very

very strong you can roll over a very early age

early age

early age mmm no way mrs. mrs. magorium


Great. While there's still a chance, I'm not giving up.

Beckett : Castle, listen to me. I've already come to peace with this,

Beckett : and that doesn't include Alexis losing her father, or Martha her son.

Castle : Come on, what am I supposed to do?

Castle : Walk out the door while you're standing all the way over there by yourself?

Beckett : Yes! Yes, that's exactly...

Castle : Wait a second.

Castle : Why are you standing all the way over there?

If Fosse set the bomb for the cops,

why not set it by the door so they hit it as they came in? Unless...

Beckett : This wasn't for cops. Then who was it for?

Castle : The card collector kid. What was his name? Diego.

Castle : He was on his way up here.

Beckett : Maybe Fosse was trying to leverage him for information.

Castle : Okay, great. So, uh, what's near where you're standing?

Castle : Island, cards, computer.


laughs

- And we've got two of the best bananas in the world.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Let's try it out.

That is the sweetest banana you'll ever eat right there.

Let's go see the farm, wow.

Oh and here's the banana.

Oh wow, and we're going deep in the jungle.

- [Hamid] Yeah.

- [Trevor] We're so far in, and there's the bananas.

Look at that, and the flower is down here.

- [Hamid] Yeah.

- And that banana was delicious.

But now it's time for the watermelon.

And here we go, it's time for a farm watermelon

right from the source, look at that.

Oh, there it is, right from the source, merci.

Oh wow, that's so sweet.

Oh and the murmurs .

Oh thank you, oh my goodness that is sweet.


Ted : You and The Arcadian are ruining my life! What?

Zoey : I thought we weren't talking about...

Ted : We're talking about this.

Ted : Look, I can handle you trying to prevent me

Ted : from fulfilling a life-long dream.

Ted : That's just being in a relationship.

Ted : But now? You turn my best friend against me?

Zoey : Marshall made his own choice. Why aren't you mad at him?

Ted : Because he's going through a lot right now.

Ted : He, he's looking for something to believe in,

Ted : and you took advantage of that.

Ted : You're, you're just like those Internet swindlers

Ted : who tricked him into paying 300 bucks

Ted : for a lock of Sasquatch fur.

Zoey : You cannot compare The Arcadian to a Ziploc bag

Zoey : full of Turkish armpit hair.

Barney : The Arcadian

Zoey : is a beautiful, magnificent hotel.

Ted : Okay. You know what? We're settling this once and for all.


- [Missy] Okay, Ollie, sit back.

- That was good.

Good job, dude.

- I didn't get it murmurs .

- [Bryan] That's okay.

Someone else will break it.

You did a good job, buddy.

- You don't wanna get a person to break it open.

Then, you gotta go to the back, and like--

- Yeah chuckles .

I would like some of this.

Thanks, dude.

Ollie, are you ready for the candy apocalypse?

'Cause it's about to happen.


that egg my god egg immersion that bowl

that egg my god egg immersion that bowl of noodles was so good that I didn't

of noodles was so good that I didn't

of noodles was so good that I didn't want to take a break from eating it so I

want to take a break from eating it so I ate the entire thing and then I didn't

ate the entire thing and then I didn't

ate the entire thing and then I didn't even adding an example them without they

even adding an example them without they yet which are the porks today but they

yet which are the porks today but they

yet which are the porks today but they also serve pork satay here it set up

also serve pork satay here it set up

also serve pork satay here it set up it's on a separate cart I think it's the

it's on a separate cart I think it's the same restaurant that's serving it these

same restaurant that's serving it these

same restaurant that's serving it these are a little bit cold by now but that's

are a little bit cold by now but that's

are a little bit cold by now but that's a good dip it into that peanut sauce

a good dip it into that peanut sauce

a good dip it into that peanut sauce these are definitely one biters

overall pretty good the meat is very

overall pretty good the meat is very

overall pretty good the meat is very soft and then you can taste again taste

soft and then you can taste again taste

soft and then you can taste again taste the turmeric in there as well as the

the turmeric in there as well as the

the turmeric in there as well as the coconut milk and then it's a sweet rich

coconut milk and then it's a sweet rich

coconut milk and then it's a sweet rich peanut sauce and I always like to chase

peanut sauce and I always like to chase

peanut sauce and I always like to chase my sundae with some of the pickles and I

my sundae with some of the pickles and I especially love the raw shallots and a


Sheldon : I'll play along. Ow.

Sheldon : I had an unusual experience with Amy last night.

Leonard : Really? How could you tell?

Sheldon : She was attempting to engage me in gossip.

Mm. You don't say. Yes.

Sheldon : I think prolonged exposure to Penny

Sheldon : has turned her into a bit of a Gabby Gertie.

Leonard : So, what's the gossip?

Sheldon : Oh, please, I was just pointing it out.

Sheldon : I have no desire to engage in the activity.

Leonard : Fine, don't tell me.

Sheldon : All right, get this.

Amy : Bernadette is thinking about breaking up with Howard.

Sheldon : Oh...

Leonard : That's too bad. I wonder what happened.

Sheldon : Mm, it's hard to say. I can only speculate

Sheldon : based on the data I collected

Sheldon : watching my parents' marriage implode.

Sheldon : In that case, the woman dives into religion,


She's getting married! Ollie laughs

This is gonna be an awesome day, she's having

a really small reception and it's actually gonna

be on a giant boat. - Yes.

- So that's gonna be fun.

So now we gotta just get ready, right?

- Yeah. - So what is our jobs

for the wedding Ollie?


Past Leonard : I don't understand.

Past Leonard : If people don't go in there, and you're people and....

Past Leonard : You are people, aren't you?

Past Leonard : Making a joke.

Past Sheldon : Do you do this often?

Past Leonard : On occasion.

Past Sheldon : Your room.


And that's Neil McCauley?

Esposito : He wore the exact same clothes at JFK as he did in that alley.

Esposito : That's how we got him.

Beckett : Okay. Look, this is a long shot,

Beckett : but run facial recognition through the federal and local databases.

Ryan : You got it.

Castle : I found him.

Neil McCauley?

No. The mystery man from the photo in Violet's place.

I realized where I'd seen that building he was coming out of before.

So, I did a little Internet search and, "Bam" said the lady,

found it's the home of Kelvin North America.

Some kind of R and D facility.

Chief Executive Officer is Charles Kelvin. Guess what his hobbies are?

"Wine, corgis and surfing." Violet was studying him.

Beckett : Mr. Kelvin! Mr. Kelvin?

Beckett : Your assistant said that we could find you here.


Mr. Hubble : - Did you get them all? - Yes.

Meredith : It wasn't easy or very pleasant.

Meredith : How do you feel?

Mr. Hubble : Empty. I feel empty now.

Meredith : Yeah, I've been feeling a little bit of that myself lately.

I could see that.

Meredith : Mr. Hubble. Why does eating doll heads fill you up? What's the satisfaction?

Mr. Hubble : Do you really want to know?

Meredith : Would it be too much information?

It might.

Meredith : Maybe I'm better left in the dark.

There's something to be said about a glass half full.

About knowing when to say "when."

I think it's a floating line.

A barometer of need and desire.


you are being naughty or nice. Your new elf needs a name, can you decorate our mini Christmas

tree please. Love, Toby the Elf.

Hold up, we gotta name the other one. What we gonna call the other one?

Mr Wee Wee.

No, let's give him a nice name otherwise he'll tell Santa that's what you called him. Toby

and .., what do you wanna call your one Caleb?

Um, Caleb.


...and he might die. So I don't know. Is it worth it? To eat the best food in the world but you might die?


- Look at those!

It's unbelievably aromatic.

That brown curry sauce.

Look at how thick that curry is.

- [John] Let's try it out.

slurping noodles

- Mmm!

Oh wow.

Oishii.

- Oishii.

- That is oishii.

And look at that big shrimp tempura,

steaming right out of the oil.


and so they're communal areas,

so it promotes the community.

- All the people in Masuleh seems a family,

as a family, they know each other.

- [Mark] And I think we'll probably walk around

more of the village. - Yeah, sure.

You can go out and better.

- Awesome. - And can see

the market on the outside.

- Oh yeah, that would be amazing.

- Yeah, yeah.

- That would be amazing. - Very good.

- I would love to.

- I will show you so many things here.

- Thank you so much, thank you so much for having us.

- Most welcome, most welcome.

- It's amazing to be here.

- I'm your fan!

- [Mark] Thank you so much.

both laughing

speaking in a foreign language

It smells amazing!

It's like strong and peppery.

speaking in a foreign language

- [Man] Yes we can.

- We can taste it.

In Tehran they don't eat it, right?

It's right here in Gilan,

in Gilan, this is the herb.


Sheldon : Yes, amusing.

Sheldon : Extraordinary intelligence might well appear extraterrestrial to you...

Sheldon : ...but let me be more specific.

Sheldon : I believe you know why I'm here in the laundry room.

Penny : Better acoustics for your throat singing?

[VOCALIZING]

Sheldon trying it : It's actually not bad.

Sheldon trying it : But my true purpose in being here will be revealed...

Sheldon trying it : ...in this brief PowerPoint presentation. Ahem. Lights.


Joey : You spit on me, man!

I'm sorry.

Emily is taking kind of a long time.

When I locked myself up at my wedding...

Rachel : ...I was trying to pop the window out of the frame.

Rachel : Get the hell out of there. You know?

I'm coming in!


Ross : Emily showed up at the airport.

Ross : I had to go after her. I did what I had to do.

Ross : She's my wife. Rachel is my wife.


Penny : Team Community College Night School is in the lead.

Sheldon : I thought we were the Lightning Sharks!

Howard : Hey, you know what this could mean...

Amy : Oh, oh, that's good. Then this would be...

Howard : -That's it. -To the Neil Mobile!

I knew it, we're gonna lose!

Wait, I got It. I got it!

Bernadette : Congratulations, you got it last.

Leonard : You're really mean, you know that?

Stuart : So no one's gonna buy anything.

A-ha! Okay...


Ross : This is a disaster. Can't I please just go?

Phoebe : I'm talking you up to people.

Give it some time, relax. Get something to eat.

Ross : What did you tell them about me?

I told them about you and Emily. Trying to get some sympathy.

But you came off as the bad guy.

Phoebe : I told it wrong.

Phoebe : We should talk about that because I don't understand what happened there.

Ross : This cake is really good!

Phoebe : Things are looking up.

Guest #2 : Oh, my God! Someone cut Howard's cake!


Howard : Oh.

Sheldon : Would you care to play an ocean-themed game I invented?

Amy : Sure. What is it?

Sheldon : It's called Food, Friend, Fight.

Sheldon : One of us chooses three aquatic creatures,

Sheldon : and the other one must decide which he would eat,

Sheldon : befriend, or battle.

Amy : So it's like Kiss, Marry, Kill.

Sheldon : What is that?

Amy : It's a game where you're given three people

Amy : and you choose which one you'd kiss, marry, or kill.

Sheldon : Well, my game is better, 'cause instead of marrying someone,

Sheldon : you get to eat them.

Amy : Let's just play.

Sheldon : I'll start you off easy.

Sheldon : Electric eel, pufferfish, shrimp.

Amy : Hmm. Well,


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

This was a really good meal, since our first meal was completed. This is where you always come

They are always here. What's also cool is that they have what looks like a full, long table

So you can sit with everyone and you can talk to them to meet new friends


you can't put it down just a smell until it's gone

it's gone

it's gone yeah wow I just got a solid chunk of

yeah wow I just got a solid chunk of

yeah wow I just got a solid chunk of lamb fat within it it's just and you can


- What?

- Hot Wheels sent you all of these cars to play with.

Just for you.

Isn't that so cool?

- Yeah!

Thank you Hot Wheels!

- [Bryan] Oh, my gosh, look at this one.


Wow this is another one of those dishes that is deceptively

Delicious the soup is boiling hot and if the chicken flavor edge is off the hook

I feel like this little container of soup

It's just like full of I don't know chicken essence or something not only that although

It doesn't look like there's too much spices in here it has just the right amount to really make this soup pop

This is the chicken soup

I wish I was having if I was ever sick and to give you a couple pieces of toast poses a


are you happy they're still surprised

are you happy they're still surprised you have to wait till your birthday to

you have to wait till your birthday to

you have to wait till your birthday to get them okay

get them okay

get them okay [Music]

[Music]

[Music] this one's called Mika with Philip

this one's called Mika with Philip

this one's called Mika with Philip [Music]

done

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]


but don't let don't look man get you on

but don't let don't look man get you on New Year's Day when it's like no new new

New Year's Day when it's like no new new new start tomorrow

new start tomorrow

new start tomorrow aw dad you can't start on it with days

aw dad you can't start on it with days

aw dad you can't start on it with days today then you don't even know what day

today then you don't even know what day

today then you don't even know what day it is Sunday

it is Sunday

it is Sunday I'm so confused with no school and no

I'm so confused with no school and no

I'm so confused with no school and no like everyone's out of the office and

like everyone's out of the office and

like everyone's out of the office and everything I don't even know what day it

everything I don't even know what day it is okay mommy and Dwyer over there oh it


Well, there is that.

Richard, if you're in there, could you pass me my credit card?


Sheldon : This is Greek food?

Sheldon : Leonard, you hate Greek food.

Leonard : Not as much as you.

Sheldon : Fine. I'm nothing if not adaptable.

Leonard : I got you the lamb kabob.

Sheldon : Thank you.


Or a purring, satisfied kitty?

Marshall : Go, barney.

Marshall : Go mount and stuff that cougar.

Barney stepping into the office, speaking with an Italian accent : Scusi,


and just let that holy basil wilt into the dish.


Phoebe : Did you talk to Gary about moving in?

Chandler : I think you should do it.

He's a great guy and he loves you a lot. You are a very lucky lady.

Phoebe : You are useless!

Phoebe : Freaking out about commitment is the one thing you can do...

Phoebe : ...and you can't even do that right!

Sorry. If he asked me, I'd move in with him.

Get out of here, good-for-nothing.

Gary : Hey, Chandler.

Chandler : Hey, Gar.

Hey, sweetie.

Gary : Can I talk to you for a second?

You look pretty today.


Robin : Celebrates explorer martin frobisher's valiant

Robin : Yet ultimately unsuccessful attempt

Robin : To find the northwest passage.

Barney : Why are you guys even a country?

Marshall : Oh, hey, by the way,

Marshall : If anyone wants to come over early Thursday,

Marshall : We can watch the slapsgiving day parade.

Barney : Well, there, you said it again.

Marshall : Said what?

Marshall : Slapsgiving.

Oh, I guess I did.

You know why? I've invented a new holiday : Slapsgiving.

It's the one day we set aside each year

To gather together and give slaps.

Ted : I should explain.

Ted from 2030 : Kids, you remember the slap bet.

Ted from 2030 : A year earlier, marshall made a bet with barney

Ted from 2030 : And won the right to slap him five times.

Ted from 2030 : He had already used the first.

Ted from 2030 : And the second.

Ted from 2030 : But marshall had something special in store for the third.

Marshall, on the phone with Barney : Slapcountdown.Com.

Barney : No.

Barney : No, no.

The countdown ends at 3 : 00 p.M.,

The day after thanksgiving.

I counted it out.

Ted : How many days are in October?

Barney : Uh, thirty.


- Just feels great to sit down,

the sun has been brutal today.

speaks in foreign language

Just waiting for our dishes to be prepared.

But he walking around selling common street snack

which is grilled speaks in foreign language ,

which is cheese.

He walks around the tub of cheese is here and then he

just literally like holds it over the hot fire coals

and roasts it.

speaks in foreign language

- Which is the speaks in foreign language cheese.

speaks in foreign language

- Perfectly grilled, perfectly blistered,

that is freshly grilled cheese.


Amy : What's up?

Howard : I'm conducting a quick survey.

Howard : Do you think this respectful

Howard : and loving tribute to a great man

Howard : is in poor taste?


Robin : You know, katie, I have wanted

Robin : To come to the empire state building for so long,

Robin : But I waited to come here with someone special.

Katie : Oh, here we go.

Lily : Marshall and I have never been

Ted : To the empire state building, either.

Lily : I waited to do something so important

With my fiancÃ©.

Marshall : Speaking of waiting,

Marshall : I signed an abstinence pledge in high school.

Marshall : It's totally cool to wait.

Marshall : And stay away from drugs... Other than pot.

Katie : You told them?

Robin : Oh, okay, yes, I told them.

Robin : But only because I think you should hear it

Robin : From other grownups, too.

Robin : Everyone thinks you should wait, right, guys?


quadrant of the world that go flavors

quadrant of the world that go flavors that I'm just not you're gonna get a lot

that I'm just not you're gonna get a lot of side today again you will I'll be

of side today again you will I'll be

of side today again you will I'll be looking for it how about you I'll do

looking for it how about you I'll do

looking for it how about you I'll do like a top three cuz I can't really

like a top three cuz I can't really

like a top three cuz I can't really discern and one just cracked the top

discern and one just cracked the top

discern and one just cracked the top three because normally I would be like

three because normally I would be like

three because normally I would be like okay Japan and Italy are like deeply

okay Japan and Italy are like deeply

okay Japan and Italy are like deeply neck-and-neck but I just took my mom and

neck-and-neck but I just took my mom and a surprise trip to Israel last month and

a surprise trip to Israel last month and I was I was floored I really was I think

I was I was floored I really was I think that the produce alone I had a date that

that the produce alone I had a date that was very much like a plum you know we

was very much like a plum you know we

was very much like a plum you know we get dates kind of desiccated and they


Leonard : I'll send them a basket of muffins.

Howard : Now, inside we've got motion detectors, infrared sensors...

Howard : ...and cameras connected to a server...

Howard : ...running state-of-the-art facial-recognition software.

Leonard : Where did you get all this stuff?

Howard : I got a buddy over at the Department of Defense.

Leonard : -He just gave it to you? -I'm sure he would've if I'd asked.

Howard : Ironically, their security isn't all that good.

Penny entering : Raj, your car is blocking me.

[ALARM WAILING]

VOICE : Intruder alert. Intruder alert.


Do you feel that the race is in order?

Race?

I really shouldn't be commenting on that.

Ryan : What is this? Blood?

What? Were you gonna spray him with it?


Dylan Fields : Hi. I'm Dylan, I'm here for Alexis.


mouth tops you know again it's in that

mouth tops you know again it's in that nice green color and then these are way

nice green color and then these are way

nice green color and then these are way too big for him these are aged six

too big for him these are aged six

too big for him these are aged six unlike there's just no way like he's

unlike there's just no way like he's

unlike there's just no way like he's three and he still fits like an aged

three and he still fits like an aged

three and he still fits like an aged three trouser

three trouser

three trouser Amelia's office all the right size so I

Amelia's office all the right size so I

Amelia's office all the right size so I think she'll probably get you said of it

think she'll probably get you said of it faster I got her some tights and then I


at about 5 : 45 and I will make sure that I bring up

their milks in case they still want a bit more

and also their reading books for after the bath.

We have this sticky mat in the bottom of the bath


Sheldon : All right. There's no need to bark at me.

Sheldon : According to the inexplicably irritable nurse behind the desk...

...you're after the man who claims to be having a heart attack...

Sheldon : ...but appears to be well enough to play Doodle Jump on his iPhone.

Sheldon : We have to fill these out.

"Describe illness or injury."

Penny : I dislocated my shoulder.

Sheldon : All right.

And "how did the accident occur?"

You already know that.

Cause of accident : lack of adhesive ducks.

Sheldon : Okay, medical history.

-Have you been diagnosed with diabetes? -No.

Sheldon : -Kidney disease? -No.

Sheldon : -Migraines? -Getting one.

Sheldon : -Are you currently pregnant? -No.


I found him. It was Paolo's cat.

Phoebe : Well, there you go. Last to know again.

And I'm guessing, this is Paolo?

Rachel : Paolo, this is Phoebe.


Joey : Chandler? A word?


It's fully, fully coated in that chili oil and sauce,

so this looks kind of like a slurper's kind of a dish.

Mmmm.

The vinegar in there is really nice.

Definitely a totally different texture from the porridge.

You can taste all those individual noodles,

and then the hardened pea porridge is,

it almost has a tofu texture to it.

I really like the noodles.

I can also really taste the pickled radish

that she added in there.

That adds another vinegary sour component to it.

This is delicious.

market people chattering


Wilson : You didn't think she was gonna get married?

House : She asked me the same question.

Wilson : And... what? You're not gonna treat him?

House : There's probably nothing wrong with him.

Wilson : Oh, sure, that makes sense. She's just using the old sick husband routine...

Wilson : as an excuse to get back in touch with you.

Wilson : You think this is easy for her?

Wilson : The only reason she'd be anywhere near you is if she was desperate.

House : So I should help her because she hates me?

Wilson : She doesn't hate you. She loves you.

Wilson : She just... can't stand to be around you.


very ripe piece very crispy beautiful

very ripe piece very crispy beautiful fish this needs to be dumped into the

fish this needs to be dumped into the

fish this needs to be dumped into the demo yard I used to that fish as a

demo yard I used to that fish as a

demo yard I used to that fish as a little durian scoop


Paul : -Did you see a little mouse? -No! Big bear! Big bear outside!

Rachel : I think I..

Rachel : -Actually, would you go check on that? -We don't have any bears here.

Rachel : Well, okay.

Rachel : Would you get me a Diet Coke?


Chandler : What are you looking at me for? I didn't know that.

Barry : What's the matter?

Ross : I just Oh, Barry, this was not good.

Barry : No, it was. It was very, very good.

Rachel : -What about Mindy? -Way better than Mindy.

Rachel : I mean, what about you and Mindy?


them but I had a meeting earlier today

them but I had a meeting earlier today we had it in Carlitos but it was quite

we had it in Carlitos but it was quite

we had it in Carlitos but it was quite early and I had had breakfast and I just

early and I had had breakfast and I just wasn't really hungry and they had bought

wasn't really hungry and they had bought like a load of croissants but they were

like a load of croissants but they were

like a load of croissants but they were all left over so I took them all home

all left over so I took them all home

all left over so I took them all home and now I've got tons of croissants and

and now I've got tons of croissants and

and now I've got tons of croissants and pastries here there's one in there and I

pastries here there's one in there and I just ate one and it was delicious

just ate one and it was delicious

just ate one and it was delicious I had the almond this is the cookbook


Previously on The Big Bang Theory...

There's no point in dwelling on it. As the Vulcans say,

"Kup-fun-tor ha'kiv na'ish Du stau."

Do you know what that means? No.

Are you telling the truth?

Nersh.

This is ridiculous... being upset about Amy all the time

isn't accomplishing anything.

If I want to resolve this situation,

then I need to take action.

What are you gonna do? I'm going to find her

and ask her to marry me.

And if she says yes,

we can put this behind us and resume our relationship.

And if she says no...

well, then she can just ponfo miran.

He didn't mean that.


Sheldon : It's nice, huh?

Sheldon : I got him for 20 bucks on eBay.

Sheldon : Including the shipping.

Arthur : I'm awake, right?

Arthur : This is happening?

- Cinnamon! - Cinnamon!

Bernadette : You know, maybe she doesn't recognize her name because of Raj's accent.

Howard : Good thinking.

Howard : Cinnamon, come to Daddy.

Bernadette likewise : Cinnamon, where are you, my little lamb chop?

- Nice. Heh. - Thanks.

Howard : When this all blows over, remember that voice.

It's kind of a turn-on. Heh.


Sheldon : No, it's a different Leonard.

Leonard : He's...

Sheldon : Chinese, red hair, six fingers.

Sheldon : Good-bye.

Leonard : Raj.

Sheldon : Have you seen Howard?


- It was? - Oh, yeah, going slow really worked.

Leonard : You're kidding.

Leonard : Never worked for me.

Stuart : Yeah, last night at dinner I did what you told me.

Stuart : I went really slow, I kept my distance...

Stuart : ...and two bottles of wine later, we were making out.


Aah! Tiny Spock! Help!

- Ready for lunch? - Yeah, one sec. Ahh.

Oh, good. Ma would've killed me if she found out I broke my retainer.

Raj : Hey, uh, can I run something by you? It's about Lakshmi.

Howard : Yeah, sure. How are things going?

Raj : We hit a couple of bumps.

She lives over in Manhattan Beach, so it takes like an hour to get there.

Raj : And she's a lesbian.

What do you mean, a lesbian?

Well, you know whenever you and l would try to hit on women in bars...

Raj : ...they'd blow us off, then we'd tell each other they were gay?

Raj : It's like that.

Raj : Except this time, it's true.

Howard : - Why did she even go out with you? - She was looking for a husband...

Raj : ...so she can appear to be straight.


Alexis : So now what do I do?

Alexis : He knows I know he called, but if I call back right away,

Alexis : then clearly I'm admitting I was waiting for his call.

Alexis : How long do I need to wait to call him back?

A day? At least a day? Maybe two?

Castle : Maybe you should get a new boyfriend, start over.

Alexis : You're not very good at this, are you?

Castle : Apparently not.


Hank : I gave him over 4,000 shows,

Hank : laughing at every lousy joke he cracked whether they were funny or not.

Jeez...

Beckett : So, how did you manage it?


Diphtheria?

Taub : House pulled it out of nowhere.

Cool.

Taub : You just getting in?

I had a meeting about a new parking validation system.

Cool.

Park : How are you feeling?


Hey Ollie, what is your favorite thing to do

right when you wake up in the morning?


Rachel : Mom, would you relax?

That was 10 blocks from here, and any women won't walking alone at night.

Rachel : I would never do that.

Mom, come on, stop worrying.

Rachel : This is a safe street. This is a safe building. There's nothing

Oh, my God! What are you doing in here?!

Mom, I gotta go! IT gotta go!

Rachel : Oh, my God!

Rachel : That's fine, you just read the paper.

Rachel : I'm gonna get a pot.

Rachel : It's not for you.

Okay, that's fine.

Rachel : Read the Family Circus...

Rachel : ...enjoy the gentle comedy...

Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God...


and also along the beautiful abandoned buildings,

which sets the atmosphere.

So they set the tables out right on the beach,

right on the water.

And we are arriving right now.

We made it to the restaurant.

This place has so much character.

It's a really cool place and it's a really popular place.

And so that's part of the reason we got here

a little earlier than most people would eat dinner.

But most of the tables, like all of these tables

here on the shore are all reserved.


of the time and I think they they live

of the time and I think they they live elsewhere when they're they're renting

elsewhere when they're they're renting

elsewhere when they're they're renting it out but so you'll see most of the

it out but so you'll see most of the

it out but so you'll see most of the stuff is all of theirs so this is an

stuff is all of theirs so this is an

stuff is all of theirs so this is an authentic German living style okay let's

authentic German living style okay let's check out the fridge inside there is

check out the fridge inside there is

check out the fridge inside there is some random things all my my cheese oh I

some random things all my my cheese oh I better have a cheese real fast while I

better have a cheese real fast while I

better have a cheese real fast while I while I open the fridge

the one thing that I love to eat when

the one thing that I love to eat when

the one thing that I love to eat when I'm in in Europe is cheese I don't get

I'm in in Europe is cheese I don't get

I'm in in Europe is cheese I don't get to eat cheese very often when I'm in

to eat cheese very often when I'm in

to eat cheese very often when I'm in well I just don't eat cheese very often

well I just don't eat cheese very often

well I just don't eat cheese very often when I'm in Asia

when I'm in Asia

when I'm in Asia oh yes and these are these reminded me

oh yes and these are these reminded me

oh yes and these are these reminded me of my childhood I love these baby bells

wonderful and you've got a nice foot


Monica : I know that switch does something. I got these from City Hall.

I just paid $25 and waited for three hours.

Rachel : Wow! If only more people knew!

All right, do you understand any of this?

No, I don't understand any of this electrical stuff.

All right, does this look like a switch?

I don't know.

-Is this wiring? -I don't know.

That looks like a bunny though.


Move.

Cameron : Thought you started your vacation.

House : Somebody had to save our boss's rotundous ass.

House : Latest MRI of the Sloan fetus.

Foreman : Small buds in the lungs could indicate... Thanks.

Got the multiple choice all worked out.

House : Question is, how do we pick between A, B, C, D, and none of the above?

Portable MRI is in her room. We could get a current image.


Robin : He drilled me hard. He filled all of my cavities.

Robin : - Come on, man. - Well, your teeth look fantastic.

Robin : Who are you?

Ted : What?

Barney : Nothing.

Stella : You were staring at me.

Ted : You look really beautiful tonight.

Stella : You don't look so bad yourself, mister.

Yeah, great scene, great scene.

Star Wars fun fact number seven,