run out to the garage this is probably

run out to the garage this is probably the first successful project that I

the first successful project that I

the first successful project that I built by myself from scratch and that's

built by myself from scratch and that's

built by myself from scratch and that's the RC war

the RC war

the RC war I have a fierce RC addiction my I love

I have a fierce RC addiction my I love

I have a fierce RC addiction my I love our CD as not I play with our C's my

our CD as not I play with our C's my

our CD as not I play with our C's my whole life and this is not even all our

whole life and this is not even all our

whole life and this is not even all our RCS we have so many these are working RC

RCS we have so many these are working RC tonight basically Brittany's been asking

tonight basically Brittany's been asking for a new kitchen table she's been

for a new kitchen table she's been

for a new kitchen table she's been asking for a table like why don't we

asking for a table like why don't we

asking for a table like why don't we have a kitchen table the family need to


Noah is completely out I know I knew we

Noah is completely out I know I knew we get the heat Oh sleep almost all day

get the heat Oh sleep almost all day

get the heat Oh sleep almost all day he's been asleep he's cool I think we

he's been asleep he's cool I think we

he's been asleep he's cool I think we should go wake him up look a deal oh we


House : When you get stressed, your blood pressure goes up

House : Which means that when you get stressed, you get un-stressed.

House : That's why you're so good with those annoying kids.

House : And why, when your blood pressure dropped,

House : you were able to identify Cuddy as an annoying human being.

House : Good news is we can fix the heart.

House : Bad news for the annoying kids.

Cameron : She's incredible.


and move on to figuring out why it is you're all social morons?

House : You do understand the irony here.

You're mocking us for avoiding relationships,

Taub : but you can't handle losing your doll.

Taub : You're spending all this time and energy interviewing for a new one.


Chandler : - Dennis! - Okay, that's me.

Rachel : Can you keep Dad occupied? I'm gonna talk to Mom for a while.

Ross : Do you have any ideas for any openers?

Stay clear of "I'm the guy that's doing your daughter"...

...and you should be okay.

Monica : I want you to take a piece of paper

Monica : Here you go. And write down your most embarrassing memory.

Monica : When you're not using the markers, put the caps back on them...

Monica : ...because they will dry out.

Ross : Hi, Dr. Greene.

Ross : So how's everything in the...

Ross : ...vascular surgery...

...game?

Mr. Greene : It's not a game, Ross. A woman died on my table today.


this year I'm living in rubley Hall I'm

this year I'm living in rubley Hall I'm with champion and just really excited

with champion and just really excited

with champion and just really excited about it

about it

about it we gotta get hallway C really excited

we gotta get hallway C really excited

we gotta get hallway C really excited [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I think I like I love this one

and then there's another one of walking

and then there's another one of walking

and then there's another one of walking that I like I think yeah I think this


I, too, am a "neat guy."

What?


Joey : Very romantic. Any woman that hears it is putty.

Ross : Tell it to me.

Now, you're gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it.

Joey : Remember, it is just the story.

I'll try to control myself.

Years ago, I was backpacking across Western Europe..

-You were backpacking across Europe? -Have a nice six more months.


papaya salad huh

papaya salad huh snails and papaya salad

snails and papaya salad

snails and papaya salad interesting

we're gonna go source our papaya right

we're gonna go source our papaya right

we're gonna go source our papaya right now that's the one we're taking


Castle : Because sexpionage can be so much more demanding than espionage.

True. So I'm guessing he had a visitor.

Yep. Someone who'd been the re a few times before.

Security-cam photo capture.

Castle : Look familiar?

Ron Hill : If we could focus on the third quarter,

Ron Hill : I believe that would be the most productive way to move forward.

KNOCKING

BECKETT : Excuse me.

Beckett : Sorry to interrupt again.

Amy : What's up, Seth?

Harris : Nothing. Nothing at all.

Harris : Look, Detective, I have already told you

Harris : everything that I know about Michael Bailey.

Harris : Now please, leave.

Beckett : Actually, we're not here for you, Mr. Harris.

Ron Hill : That would be the SEC. Soon.

Beckett : Today, we are here for a woman.

Beckett : Someone who works for KPW and also knew Michael Bailey.

Beckett : Your C.O.O., Amy Kemp.

Beckett : You are under arrest for the murder of Michael Bailey.


Mark : ...I was just wondering if you knew what was in L.A.

OK. Now I am going to the beach.

Naomi : Wait, Addie.

Naomi : Your test results came back in.

Oh. Good. Because, um, I picked a donor.

I think I'm going to go with physicist guy.

Naomi : Your FSH level is high.

Naomi : Well, they're high this month. We can do ovarian stimulation.

Naomi : And your antral follicle count is only two.

Addison : - That could be due to stress. - Addison. I'm sorry.

Naomi : I did all the tests.

There is no fertility potential here.


Come on, what is this, 1922?

Rachel : What's 1922?

Just, you know, a long time ago.

Phoebe : When men used to tell women what to do a lot.

Then there was suffrage, which was a good thing. But it sounds horrible.

Do you want this tattoo?

Rachel : Yes, I do. It's just that Ross

Phoebe : Is your boyfriend the boss of you?

Phoebe : Who is the boss of you?


let's go if you don't come downstairs

let's go if you don't come downstairs now you're getting parch all right you

now you're getting parch all right you

now you're getting parch all right you read it my water will be the winners

read it my water will be the winners

read it my water will be the winners somewhere right a little bit of winner

somewhere right a little bit of winner

somewhere right a little bit of winner No

No

No see how are we started ripping oh no

see how are we started ripping oh no

see how are we started ripping oh no come on baby

come on baby

come on baby truck truck truck so to do baby shark to

truck truck truck so to do baby shark to do to do to do baby shark you to do to

do to do to do baby shark you to do to

do to do to do baby shark you to do to baby shark baby shark initiative baby

baby shark baby shark initiative baby

baby shark baby shark initiative baby shark they treated it to do now don't

shark they treated it to do now don't

shark they treated it to do now don't fight anyone in school today okay don't

fight anyone in school today okay don't

fight anyone in school today okay don't eat all the boys and girls that's the

eat all the boys and girls that's the

eat all the boys and girls that's the rules okay

rules okay

rules okay what's the shark rules baby shark

what's the shark rules baby shark

what's the shark rules baby shark dictated it to to be be jerks a little

dictated it to to be be jerks a little

dictated it to to be be jerks a little bit of that bigger little try plan we

bit of that bigger little try plan we

bit of that bigger little try plan we can baby show all right we just dropped


But I'll get to that.

Barney : Ladies, meet Stripper Lily.

Lily : Oh! Okay.

Barney : Yeah, I couldn't get her face in it.

Barney : But she looks just like you.

Lily : So you went to a strip club?

Barney : Busted.

Lily : And there was a stripper who looked exactly like me?

Marshall : Okay, babe, look, before you get mad, let me...

Marshall : Awesome!

Lily : I bet the guys were going crazy.

Lily : Oh, I bet they wanted to touch her so bad.

Lily : But all you can do is look, unless you go

Lily : into the back room, but honey, you got to pay for that.

Robin : So...

Lily : Strip club.

Barney : Marshall made me go.

Ted : All right, so what did I do wrong next?

Ted : Let me have it. I'here to learn.

Jen : Well, I kept telling you I was cold, but you didn't offer me your jacket.

Jen : It's a little brisk out tonight, huh?


no on it's on your bucket list you can

no on it's on your bucket list you can use over it you know it can actually go

use over it you know it can actually go

use over it you know it can actually go through or not

through or not

through or not they're like real grotto hey let's do

they're like real grotto hey let's do

they're like real grotto hey let's do that let's do the cave sleep challenge

that let's do the cave sleep challenge

that let's do the cave sleep challenge we have to sleep in here all night yeah

we have to sleep in here all night yeah

we have to sleep in here all night yeah get a floatie bed either baby or babies

get a floatie bed either baby or babies

get a floatie bed either baby or babies for hitting for swim this is really

for hitting for swim this is really

for hitting for swim this is really count does into account looks like we

count does into account looks like we

count does into account looks like we got to figure until the baby's born so

got to figure until the baby's born so

got to figure until the baby's born so that we home but here in Java salt

that we home but here in Java salt

that we home but here in Java salt whatever with the dolphin

whatever with the dolphin

whatever with the dolphin you have baby with the dolphins it's

you have baby with the dolphins it's

you have baby with the dolphins it's really weird cuz she's not here but like

really weird cuz she's not here but like you feel like she's missing out on what

you feel like she's missing out on what

you feel like she's missing out on what we're doing if this is a once in a

we're doing if this is a once in a

we're doing if this is a once in a lifetime

lifetime

lifetime family trip and the baby's in your bunny


Foreman : You paged me with negative test results?

Chase : Yes, because it means we're done.

Chase : Since we still don't know what's wrong,

Chase : this kid has a real problem.

Chase : Talk to House? Not his case.

Chase : There's a point when Cameron and I aren't enough.

Foreman : We're not there.

Foreman : We need to run some more tests.

Melinda : A week ago, he was a happy little boy, playing with his brother,

Melinda : and now he can barely lift his head.

Foreman : We'll figure this out. I just need...

Evan : Mom. Help.

Foreman : We need a crash cart.

Melinda : What's going on? He's in cardiac arrest.

Get them out of here.


John : I just want someone to figure out what it is so they can cure it.

Cameron : Except for the supposed pain in his joints,

Cameron : none of the other symptoms he's complaining about are currently evident.

And besides low potassium, probably caused by him

over-hydrating after working out.

Foreman : His blood work's all normal.

Chase : Low potassium could also probably be caused by the experimental vaccines

and anti-chemical warfare pills he was given before he deployed to Iraq.

Chase : Not to mention the fact that whole country is littered

Chase : with hundreds of tons of radioactive shrapnel from depleted uranium munitions.

Foreman : You go to medical school in France? There's no trace of uranium in his urine.

And he was given the vaccines and meds two years ago

Foreman : without any allergic or adverse reaction.

House : Has he ever done any modeling?

Chase : We forgot to ask.

Chase : We should send his urine to the University of Leicester.

Chase : There's a professor there who's developed

Chase : a more advanced screening technique for uranium.

Foreman : If the levels are too low for us to detect, they're way too low to cause any damage.

Where are you going?


- [Bryan] Here, let's turn on a light.

- You can get in the bathtub and wash yourself.

- [Bryan] Oh, is that what that's for?

- Yeah.

- [Bryan] I've been using it to wash all my clothes.

What else is there?

- There's a toilet.

- [Bryan] There's a toilet.


Penny : - So do you like Stuart? - I don't know.

Amy : He's nice. He's funny. He has the sallow-drawn countenance...

Amy : ...associated with an overactive thyroid gland. That's kind of hot.

Penny : Look, sweetie, we all love Sheldon, but you've been with him over a year now.

Penny : If it's not going anywhere, what does it hurt to look around?

Bernadette : Yeah, I guess they're not engaged Iike me and Howie.

Penny : For what it's worth, engaged people can Iook around too. Lot of options out there.

Sheldon : Where's Stuart?

Raj : Out.

- Who are you? - I'm Dale. He left me in charge.

Bernadette : - Really? - Yeah.

Dale : I don't get it either.

I wanna return this Wild West and Witches Ka'a expansion pack.


Monica : I just had the most amazing bath.

-Really? I don't like baths. -You like them with me.

Honey, it's not the bath I enjoy. It's the wet, naked lady.

Monica : -Baths are so relaxing. -Really? What do you do?

Chandler : You just sit in there, stewing in your own filth.

Monica : How dirty do you think I am?

If you had some candles and bubbles and music, you would love it.

Monica : It would take all of your stress away.

It's 2 : 00 on a Wednesday and I'm watching Road Rules.

How stressed do you think I am?

Joey : Hey, Chandler. You got a minute? I really need to talk to you.

Oh, yeah. Is this a cold-pizza talk or a leftover-meat loaf talk?


Excuse me. Can I talk to you over here for just a second?


unbelievable carmelize pig

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] and is in the next piece which is on the

and is in the next piece which is on the side of the pig

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] all that is just a pure meat no fat that


all that Sichuan pepper

all that Sichuan pepper

all that Sichuan pepper that is the spice of life as I was

that is the spice of life as I was

that is the spice of life as I was slurping down that bite of to pop we

slurping down that bite of to pop we

slurping down that bite of to pop we just got a plate of this is I think beef

just got a plate of this is I think beef yeah beef chow mein and it is little

yeah beef chow mein and it is little

yeah beef chow mein and it is little nuggets of ground beef served with the

nuggets of ground beef served with the

nuggets of ground beef served with the chili sauce

chili sauce

chili sauce oh yeah the smells you can smell that

oh yeah the smells you can smell that

oh yeah the smells you can smell that wok aroma

those have a really nice lock flavor the


Castle : So I went over all the incident reports

Castle : involving Jerry Tyson during his four years at Sing Sing,


- Excuse me, Penny, but we're... - Don't tell her.

Sheldon : ...playing Klingon Boggle.

[GROANS]

What do you mean, "Ohh?" Like she didn't know we were nerds?

Sheldon : All right, if you must watch, then mute it with closed captions, please.

Leonard : Fine.

Sheldon : All right, Boggle warriors.

[SPEAKS IN KLINGON]


Okay. "Now holding sides of hearth in position...

...Iower mantelpiece assembly onto top tabs."

Leonard : Look at that, I built a fireplace with my own two hands.

Penny : You're so butch.

Leonard : Aw, I got a little paper cut.

Penny : Of course you did. You're hands are softer than veal.

Oh, uh, before I forget, Saturday I'm planning a Dungeons & Dragons night with the guys.

Penny : That's how you're gonna spend your Saturday night?

- Come on, I hardly get a chance to play. - You poor thing.

Is having a real girlfriend who has sex with you...

Penny : ...getting in the way of your board games?

A little bit, yeah.

Oh, great, I've always wanted to play Dungeons & Dragons.

Sheldon : Oh, I'm sorry, I should've mentioned this earlier.

Sheldon : You're not invited.


Sheldon : Are you using trains to trick me into giving you advice?

Sheldon : No.

Sheldon : All right, then.

Sheldon : You should take a third train

Sheldon : where you audition for the movie

Sheldon : but hold off on making a career decision

Sheldon : until you have more information.

Penny : Oh. You're right.

Penny : I'm worried about something that hasn't even happened yet.

Raj : Huh.

Penny : You are a wise man.


Rachel : Yeah, I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was with you.

Phoebe : Oh, yeah?

Ross : Well, when we were going out, I read tons of porno magazines.


Monica : Well, bye for me too.


So yeah I'm eating the crap out of this.

This is apparently Fanta... from Mars.

Tastes...

Tastes...

Tastes like a Martian Sprite, I kid you not.

Woo, can't leave here without getting some pad thai.

Had a bad pad thai experience yesterday

so hopefully this will be a lot better.

This is definitely a lot smaller

but it's cool because it's sitting on a little bamboo

serving thing on top of paper. Straight out of the wok.

Beautiful egg in this pad thai.

Looks better than the one I had yesterday.

Let's see if it is!


Beckett : Plucky sidekick always gets killed.

Castle : Partner, then.

Okay. What'd you find?

Castle : You remember what Raglan said back at the coffee shop


Coast Guard Ship : This is the United States Coast Guard.

Coast Guard Ship : Please respond if you are in distress or need assistance.

Esposito : He was found adrift 80 miles off the coast of Delaware

Esposito : by a Coast Guard Cutter that was

out there mapping the currents.

Ryan : Captain recognized who he was and had him airlifted here.

Beckett : What was he doing in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean?

Ryan : Yeah, especially in a dinghy with three bullet holes in it.

Beckett : He was shot? The captain said no.

Esposito : But the doctors here won't give us any updates on his condition.

Beckett : Where are Martha and Alexis?

Esposito : They're in a patrol car on the way here now.

Okay.

Kate?

Beckett : I'm fine.

Beckett : I just never thought I'd see him again.


Foreman : Kernig's sign, negative.

Foreman : Brudzinski's sign, single positive.

Patient Joe Luria, distal and proximal arm contractures.

Foreman : Duration four seconds.


Nate : Why are you doing this?

House : To stress you out.

Check.

Nate : Yeah, but why?

Well, I'd tell you,

House : but I figure it's more stressful if you don't know why.

Yeah, well, I'm not feeling too stressed.

House : You know that no one likes you, right?

Nate : Yeah. Well, anybody like you?

House : You're dying.

Check.

House : Your move.


We've just pulled up to another taco.

This is a street food stall.

Oh, this is the lengua spot.

- Exactly.

This is one of my best favorite tacos in Mexico

because this is a real street food.

If you came here, you can order whatever you want

and it's going to be one of the best tacos.


- I don't know. - What?

Chandler : Well, as old as he is in dog years...

Chandler : ...do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing?

[scene : - Rachel? - Yeah?

Gunther : You remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained?

Rachel : Sure. Do you need me to train somebody new?

Gunther : Good one.


Leonard : The interface is pretty simple.

You put your horizontal X-coordinate here, vertical Y-coordinate here.

Leonard : When you're happy with those, press this button.

Penny : Got it.

Sheldon : Leonard, you'll never guess who I just found online. Hey.

- Nice shot. - Eh, his giant head did most of the work.

Sheldon : Very mature. You're lucky I'm out of Silly String.

Sheldon : As I was saying, Leonard, you'll never guess who I just found online.


Addison : - She's breathing on her own? - She is.

Callie : She's been down a long time.

Addison : Do we know the brain function yet?

Alex : We don't know.

- Derek, does... - I haven't paged him yet.

Cristina : I wanted to...

Bailey : I'm giving her more time.


Brandon : That was before they moved and everything.

Beckett : Were any of you with Donny last night?

Spencer : We hung out after school, but we all headed home around 5 : 00.

Beckett : Do you know of any reason he'd be in the park?

Beckett : Look, you guys, I went to York. I know all about honor codes

Beckett : and protecting your friends.

Amanda : You went to York Prep?


- Uh-huh? - Mmm.

Stella : I know dudes think it's girlie for a guy to cook, but us ladies?

Stella : - We find it mighty sexy. - Really?

Ted : You know, my grandma taught me how.

Stella : - Oh, yeah, she did. - Yeah.

Ted : Yeah, I had a lot of time after school to watch her cook,

Ted : - because I wasn't good at sports. - I'm on fire right now.

Stella : Delicious. What's in this pesto?

You know, the usual. Basil, garlic, olive oil. But can you guess my secret ingredient?

Stella : - Peanuts. - Yes. How did you know that?


Chandler : and appreciate it.

Ross : Actually, this will work out well.

Because when you move back with Joey...

Ross : Joey's hot new roommate can come live with me.

Oh, I see. You're trying to freak me out.

Ross : Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind of stuff, all right?

Ross : Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She's going to freak out.

Chandler : Oh, my God. She's going to sit on you.

That probably won't hurt as much anymore.

No, she is not. I'll prove it to you.

I'll call her right now.

Chandler : Phone's done.


it's like barbecue ribs but Nepali

it's like barbecue ribs but Nepali Bhutanese style this is all incredibly

Bhutanese style this is all incredibly

Bhutanese style this is all incredibly good food but I think this beef in the

good food but I think this beef in the

good food but I think this beef in the chili with that extra fireball I think

chili with that extra fireball I think

chili with that extra fireball I think this might be the ultimate dish it is so

this might be the ultimate dish it is so good oh I'm gonna sneak on a little more

good oh I'm gonna sneak on a little more beef onto my plate oh those chilies look

beef onto my plate oh those chilies look at those chilies are just awesome I love

at those chilies are just awesome I love how they're just so roughly so roughly

how they're just so roughly so roughly

how they're just so roughly so roughly cut and just kind of this HR is really

cut and just kind of this HR is really

cut and just kind of this HR is really good as well a little bit but not too

good as well a little bit but not too

good as well a little bit but not too not too hot yeah this is these fireballs

not too hot yeah this is these fireballs yeah those are like those are like

yeah those are like those are like

yeah those are like those are like delicious chili tomatoes

but I think one bite is not a good idea


Beckett : from a little boy in Africa in her wallet,

Beckett : thanking her.

Beckett : His village was almost completely wiped out by cholera,

Beckett : and then once they set up the water filtration system in the village,

Beckett : nobody died.

Beckett : She was actually making a difference.

Megan Brooks : You know, you make a difference, too.

Beckett : Yeah, not like her.

Okay.

What?


and then this has had a setup avatar

and then this has had a setup avatar when you're filming avatar basically

when you're filming avatar basically

when you're filming avatar basically basically making avatar in our garage

basically making avatar in our garage

basically making avatar in our garage okay now pull your hand out a little bit

okay now pull your hand out a little bit ho letters

ho letters

ho letters oh yeah move your newbie robot hunter

oh yeah move your newbie robot hunter

oh yeah move your newbie robot hunter and can we make them like fall all that


- We both know that's your koala face. - I told you.

Penny : Okay, look. He bought you this.


-Great. -Bye.

Bye.


- [Bryan] And this closet.

- Oh my gosh, this is kind of a mess.

Like every single costume that you can --

- Yeah.

If you guys have watched us for awhile,

you've seen all these.

We have acquired so many different costumes

and props, it's crazy.

Oh my gosh, what have we got?

We've got Christmas, we've got --

- [Missy] Oh, there's Belle.

- [Bryan] There's Belle.

We've got dinosaurs.

- [Missy] Captain Hook.

- This is the parrot from the Captain Jake,

we've got Wendy, wigs.

- [Missy] Even like wigs, yeah, tons of wigs.

- [Bryan] Shoes.

- [Missy] Oh here's Tinkerbell.

- Tinkerbell's costume.

Cause you know, we like to do lots of different things

on this channel, so we've like,

we've put up vlogs, we've put up skits,

we've put up fun family things.

- And kids have lots of costumes

that they -- - [Bryan] Experiments.

- Yeah, the kids have lots of costumes

that they like to dress up in,

and sometimes we like to dress up too.

- [Bryan] Totally.

Finn babbling

So like in here we have storage bins

for more Halloween costumes,

and other things that we've --

- [Missy] This one is almost all the Toy Story costume.


Penny : Give it a try.

Leonard : I don't think so.

Raj : I'll try it.


- to see if they have any ORs. - I need someone to drive me home.

They're talking about doing a C-section.

Let them talk. I'm not going to Mercy West.

Bailey : This baby is not coming out. I need a ride.

Bailey : I can't focus enough to drive myself

Bailey : and Tucker...

Bailey : - I need a ride. - You could lose it.

I told you, I'm not having this baby until tomorrow.

- It could die before it's even born! - Can you give me a ride home?


James : You ready for this?

Barney : For what?

Barney : I don't know who lives here, but it's not my dad.


Oh, OK.

- Was I mean when you were pregnant? - I thought you said you weren't.

BAILEY : She's not. We'll have to run more tests.

MEREDITH : In that case, can I have some morphine?

Check the fetal monitor every 30 minutes.

ALEX : What's the point? The baby's nowhere near where it needs to be.

You're gonna have to cut her open, so why not get it over with?

It's not what the patient wants.

ADDISON : It's our job as doctors to balance the desires of the patient

against the risk of complications.

ADDISON : If the patient wants a natural birth...

If they want natural, it's not surgical.

Why not cut me loose and let me in on a surgery,

- I might learn something? - Sloan's burn case?


Joey : And not just at the fun stuff, but, like, talking too.

Sorry, Joey. You said, " Let's be friends. " So guess what?


Chase : Dentist looked at the tooth the guy pulled out.

Chase : There was nothing wrong with it.

Foreman : So aside from him being an idiot, what else did we learn?

Cameron : The pain is real. It's coming from somewhere.

Cameron : What about bone cancer?

Chase : You can't connect bone cancer to the heart.

Chase : House figure this can wait till the morning?

Foreman : Actually, he told Cuddy he's not ready to work.

Cameron : He quit? Apparently.

Chase : It's a power play. He'll be back tomorrow.

Foreman : Bone cancer could trigger a paraneoplastic syndrome,

Foreman : which shuts down the heart.

Chase : Primary bone cancer isn't hereditary.

Cameron : Li-Fraumeni Syndrome.

Cameron : It's hereditary and it increases

Cameron : a person's risk of having bone cancer.

Cameron : You have another theory?

Chase : My theory is it's not bone cancer.

Foreman : Gamma survey would locate the tumors.


red button that maybe beyond my

red button that maybe beyond my abilities at the moment what so Anna is

abilities at the moment what so Anna is

abilities at the moment what so Anna is not feeling very well today which is

not feeling very well today which is

not feeling very well today which is tough well she's obviously almost in her

tough well she's obviously almost in her third trimester trying to see if I can

third trimester trying to see if I can

third trimester trying to see if I can possibly leave the house today we're all

possibly leave the house today we're all three of the children it's a feat I have

three of the children it's a feat I have not done myself as of yet huh to have

not done myself as of yet huh to have

not done myself as of yet huh to have all three of them if I go into a

all three of them if I go into a

all three of them if I go into a playground the problem is the media

playground the problem is the media

playground the problem is the media needed water will run off and then

needed water will run off and then

needed water will run off and then probably their friends will pray there's

probably their friends will pray there's but he knows that when it's our 10 is

but he knows that when it's our 10 is

but he knows that when it's our 10 is quite small and I like hanging out all

quite small and I like hanging out all

quite small and I like hanging out all our mates and then I'll be there with

our mates and then I'll be there with

our mates and then I'll be there with less if they don't know where you are I


I might even try to get out of here early.

It sounds like they need you there.

-You're just hanging out with Ross? -It's all good! Okay, bye!


Penny : Oh, Sheldon!

Sheldon : If it makes you feel any better,

Sheldon : Thursday is no longer Cruciferous Vegetable Night.

Leonard : Here's my chicken curry.

Leonard : Howard, your shrimp biryani.


Foreman : which unfortunately are ferromagnetic.

House : It's just so cool that you know that.

Cameron : We could do an angio to find the clotting.

House : Waste of time. The skull creates too much artifact.

House : We'll never get a decent view.

- It's the next best thing to an MRI. - And a waste of time.

Foreman : - An angio might show... - Oh, God, it's a coup!

House : Fine, go do your angio.

House : When you're done wasting your time, meet me down in the morgue.

Cameron : We're going to snake a catheter into your femoral artery

Cameron : and up into your brain so we can check for clots.


House : When you confess adultery, things tend to go bad.

House : you make a life raft out of whatever's left,

House : which makes your job more significant, which is why you did the surgery,

House : why you pulled an all-nighter, and why you'll do this.

Taub : She's having me sleep on the couch,

Taub : just for a few nights.

Taub : I'm not doing this to save my job. I'm doing this to save his life.

House : Right. That's what we'll tell everyone.


Chandler : - Don't play with his thing. - I know.

All right.

Big Bully : Let's take this outside.


Castle : - You're lying. She's lying. - Mmm-hmm.

Castle : So, who's the unlucky bride?

Ryan : Uh, her name is...

Kyra?


Sheldon : Thank you, Kripke...

Sheldon : ...for depriving me of the opportunity to share my news with my friends.

Sheldon : My pleasure.

-My thank-you was not sincere. -But my pleasure is.

Kripke : Let me ask you a question.

Kripke : At what point did National Public Radio...

...have to start scraping the bottom of the barrel for its guests?

Eeh-eeh. Don't answer. It's rhetorical.

Well, why are you such a stupidhead?


== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man

Skype ringing

Amy on Skype : Hi, Sheldon.

Sheldon : Hello.

Amy : Are you feeling any better?

Sheldon : Physically, yes, but I'm upset

Sheldon : because everyone's mad at me for no good reason.

Amy : Why don't you tell me what happened,

Amy : and in a gentle, loving way,

Amy : I'll explain to you why you're wrong.

Sheldon : You know how, when you're sick,

Sheldon : you're allowed to be cranky and say whatever you want

Sheldon : and other people's feelings don't matter?


Meredith : - What? - Woman with spontaneous orgasms.


"Listening to Dr. Cooper

Penny : has made me want to start cutting myself again""

Leonard : Yeah.

Sheldon : Good evening, Leonard, Howard, Raj,

Leonard : freeloader.

Howard : So, how'd the lecture go?

Leonard : In a word, triumphant.

Leonard : Really? Triumphant?

Sheldon : Oh, yes, you should have seen those young people.

Sheldon : Thirsty for knowledge, drinking in my wisdom.

Sheldon : I may have changed a few lives today.

Penny : Oh, please let me tell him.

Leonard : I don't know, I kind of promised Howard.

Sheldon : Tell me what?

Howard : Actually, we should all share the moment.

Howard : Raj, if you would.

Sheldon : Oh, tweets about my lecture.

Sheldon : Hmm...

Sheldon : That's rather unfair.

Sheldon : That's downright cruel.

Sheldon : Plus, insects have six legs.

Sheldon : Yeah, I'm not familiar with the acronym "KMN""

Leonard : From the context, we think it means "kill me now."

Sheldon : Well, I suppose everyone's entitled to their own opinion.

Sheldon : I think I'll turn in.

Sheldon : I didn't want to teach those poopy heads, anyway.

Howard : FYI, I think that's what Darth Vader said

Howard : just before he started building the Death Star.

âª Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state âª


Marshall : Hey, here's one.

Pre-war building, recently renovated,

Marshall : Hardwood floors, tons of light,

Two bedroom, two bath.

Lily : Oh, yeah, but that one's not for rent.

Lily : It's for sale.

Marshall : Oh, right.

Kids, your uncle marshall always likes to say

That he had made three big mistakes in his life.

Narrator : This was the first.

Jump, you big chicken!

Jump! You afraidy cat!

Jump! Jump!

Narrator : This was the second.

[The apartment -Barney/robin- They smoke a cigar and watch a catch game on tv]Together : No!

Narrator : And this was the third and biggest.

We should buy a place!

Lily : What?

Marshall : Baby, real estate

Marshall : Is always a good investment.

Narrator : It's not.

Marshall : And the market is really hot right now.

NArrator : It wasn't.

Marshall : And because of my new job,

Marshall : We are in such a strong place financially.

Narrator : They weren't. Because lily had a secret.


full of delicious foods to try

and one really, really famous meal

that you'll instantly fall in love

with on your first bite, the tostadas.

Here, with a huge selection of fresh toppings

like ceviche, shrimp and chicken with dark mole sauce.

This is a stall you could visit everyday for weeks

and try new things each time, a true heaven.

So right up here Coyoacan Market

and we are gonna go in there and try some delicious food.

I hear there's some beautiful tostadas.


the signs that say taxi God my way so I

the signs that say taxi God my way so I need to get a taxi sign for the car I do

need to get a taxi sign for the car I do feel a little bit like a taxi Mina I'm

feel a little bit like a taxi Mina I'm

feel a little bit like a taxi Mina I'm like your own private taxi you know who

like your own private taxi you know who

like your own private taxi you know who says that you flick for me

says that you flick for me

says that you flick for me so when I wanted to get a Carson where I

so when I wanted to get a Carson where I have two guys to get onto an OP and I

have two guys to get onto an OP and I

have two guys to get onto an OP and I have to like order a car well you you

have to like order a car well you you

have to like order a car well you you just say dad bring me here it seems

just say dad bring me here it seems

just say dad bring me here it seems better

better

better [Music]

is that what pizza party Friday night

is that what pizza party Friday night

is that what pizza party Friday night yeah guys this is the last piece of


Monica : You've been lying to me?

I can't believe that.

Maybe he didn't want to hurt you.

Monica : But the minute we start to lie to each other...

And by "we"...

Monica : ...I mean society.

Anytime you're ready.

Joey : Well, you must be new here.

Maybe we get a table, I buy you a drink.


Sheldon : Stuart, I was wondering if you could help me find something.

Stuart : Happy to, unless it's hope or a reason to live.

Sheldon : Oh, you make me laugh, sad clown.

Sheldon : Anyhoo, Leonard will be back in a couple days

and I need a welcome-home gift for him.

Sheldon : As he's been at sea, perhaps something

Sheldon : with a nautical theme might be appropriate.


Castle : Hey, Ryan.

Ryan : We ID'd the owner of Bullseye waste Management.

Ryan : He's a guy named Horatio Spate.

That's a good supervillain name.

Ryan : This is not a joke.

Ryan : Spate is suspected of executing over a dozen people.

Ryan : I texted you his picture, just to put him on your radar.

Ryan : Whatever you do, don't leave the loft.

Castle : Don't leave the loft. Got it.


P.a. : Dr. Gregory House, please call Dr. Cuddy at extension 3731.

Luke : This is a good hospital?

House : Depends what you mean by "good". I like these chairs.


Beckett : It's empty.

Beckett : He's not here!

Beckett : He's not in the car!

You sure he's not in the car?

Beckett : Even with a fire that hot, there'd still be a body.

Beckett : He's gotta be nearby.

Martha : You really think he...

Beckett : He's here, he has to be.

Beckett : We have to start a search. We could use more men.

Sergeant! I'm Detective Beckett, NYPD.

Beckett : The man that was in that car is one of our own.

Beckett : We need to scrub every inch of this area.

Sergent Taggert : I'll get my men on it.

Ryan : You have search and rescue dogs?

Taggert : I'll call them in. Okay.

Beckett : I need to help them.

Esposito : You're no use to anyone dressed like that.

Esposito : We'll get started here, you go change.

Martha : Come on, let's get you into some other clothes.

Beckett : Okay, I'll be right back.

All right, I'm gonna search up near the road.

Ryan : Maybe Castle managed to bail out before the car crash.

Esposito : All right, we'll start on the car.

Esposito : See if we can tell what happened and where he went.

Ryan : All right.

Taggert : Airbag went off.

Taggert : It only activates when someone's in that seat,

Taggert : so your man was definitely at the wheel.

Esposito : Yeah, but if he walked away, where is he?

Esposito : And why isn't he picking up?

Taggert : Maybe his phone's damaged, or he's disoriented.

Taggert : I've seen it before.

Taggert : But if he left this vehicle,

there's gonna be tracks or a blood trail.


6x07 - Canning Randy 1.00 . : : www.sous-titres.eu : : .

Barney : There she is...

Florence-Night-In-Bed With-A-Stranger.

Lily : - So, who's the lucky patient? - I don't want to talk about it.

Ted : Please tell me you're not hooking up with one of your co-anchors again.

Robin : - My co-anchor's a woman. - Please tell me you are.

Robin had always believed

the key to success was intelligence, hard work and professionalism.

Her new co-anchor had a different philosophy.

It's the Farhampton Boat Show!

Remember 5th, 6th and 7th at the Farhampton Civic Center.

Come on down.

Robin : You did a commercial?

Becky : Why not?

Robin : You're a journalist! Don't you wanna be taken seriously?


I went through them.

Look who was right there when Claire stepped out of that limo?


And then maybe we'll walk through the park.

Marshall : It'll be so... What?

Barney : Sorry, buddy, I'm taking this one, too.


Penny : Not a lot of people know this, but the monoamine oxidase enzyme

Penny : was discovered by a woman, Mary Bernheim.

Penny : That's right. My phone is just as smart as you guys.

Sheldon off : Amy, Bernadette, Penny.

Sheldon off : Amy, Bernadette, Penny.


Don't you wanna look through the rest?

l don't think l have to hear the rest. Advertising makes perfect sense.

Chandler : Sorry you had to waste all this time.

Monica : You call eight hours alone with my label maker wasted time?

Now l'll get to use my shredder!


[Music]


-What? -You promised me a fun road trip.

We've been on the road for 6 hours, and you've been asleep for 5 and a half.

We are switching, and you are going to drive back.

Phoebe : That will be your punishment, you greedy sleeper!

Phoebe : All right.

Phoebe : And until then, you are going to sing to me...

...because the radio's broken and you are selfish, but you have a nice voice.

-Really? -Sing!

I wanna rock 'n' roll all night

Joey : Man, this is a long drive.

Joey : Are my eyes open?


- They were so good.

- They were so good I'm really excited for you guys to see.

It has to do with Halloween too

so obviously that's why I had to shave.

So yeah make sure you're following us on Instagram

so you don't miss out on them.

incoherent babbling

- [Bryan] What?

You say the funniest things.

incoherent babbling

- [Missy] You guys already said...

- [Bryan] What is he saying?

- [Missy] What do you think of it?

laughs loudly

Do you like it?

- It feels weird.

- [Missy] Did you like him with no beard or with a beard?

- With a beard.

- [Missy] With a beard?

- What do you like better Finn do you like this

or do you like with a beard?

- This.

- You like this?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

- [Missy] Awe.

- [Bryan] Do you like cuddling me?

Alright buddy so how much money do you have

to spend on a toy?

- $5.

- [Bryan] $5?

We got it!

I think we're approaching the toy aisle.

Whoa!

Look at this Mustang GT Convertible,


Leonard : That's not what we're doing tonight. We're throwing a ball at some pins.

Penny : -Yeah, that's right. -Mm-hm.

Leonard : And someday, we don't know when, maybe you'll love me back.

Leonard : Ooh. I'm up.

ALL [CHANTING] : Sheldon. Sheldon. Sheldon.

Sheldon : Excuse me.

Sheldon : I don't know who you're chanting for, as I am currently the ball.

ALL [CHANTING] : The ball. The ball. The ball.


Rachel : I do not need you to get me a date.

Phoebe : -Why did she ask us to..? -I am still talking!

Rachel : Then you chase away the one guy I actually liked.

Rachel : No offense to you guys. Really, congratulations on...

Rachel : all the cash.

And you really do have very soft hair.

But I'd much rather go to the ball by myself than go through any more of this.

Goodbye.

Rachel : Now, do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?

Eldad : Papaya extract.

Joey : Thank you.

Ross : So have a great time down there.


Beckett : to get to your real target.

Beckett : So, why don't you let us in on the investigation, we can work this together.

Agent Napier : Mmm. That's not in my playbook.

Agent Napier : But you're right. Marco is small potatoes.

Agent Napier : So you go ahead and keep him.

Agent Napier : You just remember my federal case trumps your homicide.

So, you steer clear.

So you gonna let that pretty boy steamroll us?

No.

Beckett : If Marco killed Eddie,

then we are gonna take him down along with anyone connected to him.

Beckett : But we have to tread lightly.

So, I'm gonna reach out to my guys in the FBI

and see ifthey can tell us what Napier is up to.

Castle?

Beckett : Uh, what's going on?

Castle : Hey. where's your passport? We've got to go to Korea.

Why?

Because I finally figured it out.

Castle : My missing time.

Castle : Now it all makes sense. It mostly makes sense.

Beckett : Wait a minute. Is this about what happened in your classroom?

Castle : I ate a dish today.

Castle : It triggered a memory.

Castle : I was in Korea, surrounded by locals, and I could see that temple.

Beckett : Tongdosa Temple.


VICKY : Even when I hate her.

She's who you want to talk to.

MEREDITH : Not all wounds are superficial.

ADDISON : So, you're sleeping with Sloan.

GEORGE : Was.

ADDISON : Me too. Was.

ADDISON : Which is just a hailstorm of self-loathing and misery.

IZZIE : Yeah.

JOE : You want to...

ADDISON : ...get a drink or something?


on the bottom, and a queen size bed on top.

That thing is huge.

- [Bryan] I think this is genius.

This is kind of like , a lot like the boys have at home.

Similar sleeping situation, so it should be cool.

- It's so nice.


so healthy this has been the story

so healthy this has been the story across Denmark and many of the small

across Denmark and many of the small

across Denmark and many of the small producers food artisans and people that

producers food artisans and people that

producers food artisans and people that care that we've met throughout Denmark

care that we've met throughout Denmark

care that we've met throughout Denmark in and throughout near surrounding

in and throughout near surrounding

in and throughout near surrounding Copenhagen this could be like a little

Copenhagen this could be like a little

Copenhagen this could be like a little kids world inside of a palm tree forest

kids world inside of a palm tree forest

kids world inside of a palm tree forest like I was running through these little

like I was running through these little

like I was running through these little lanes and loving it

I'm gonna have a carrot hmm yeah it's so sweet

sweet

sweet oh it's right out of the earth that is


Bailey : overly moussed hair sort of way, good for you.

Bailey : But if you think I'm going to stand back

Bailey : and watch while you favor her...

Derek : - I don't favor her. She's good. - I'm sure she is.

Derek : Can I point out that, technically, I'm your boss?

Bailey : You don't scare me.

Bailey : Look, I'm not going to advertise

Bailey : your extracurricular activities with my intern.


- [India] Really good.

It's really tasty.

- [Trevor] And the noodles have

a really unique consistency, right?

- [Narendra] I've never had a noodle like this.

- It's almost like it's a rice noodle,

but it's not as bite-y as a rice noodle.

- Yeah it's a bit smoother.

- It's a lot smoother,

little bit more of slime.

- Yeah.

Next up before enjoying the most aromatic bowl

of Sichuan dam dam noodles,

we went for the ultimate mid-day snack in Chengdu.

The crispy fried and spicy and mouth-numbing beef guokui.

Alright guys, so I know you also really wanted to try

the guokui, right?

The beef biscuit, and look, there's right here.


really really wanted to eat it's not a

really really wanted to eat it's not a oyster and I just asked her if she has

oyster and I just asked her if she has

oyster and I just asked her if she has it she said they do she's gonna get one

it she said they do she's gonna get one

it she said they do she's gonna get one for us awesome

it's a gooey duck we've gotta have a

it's a gooey duck we've gotta have a

it's a gooey duck we've gotta have a gooey duck but this is kind of a giant

gooey duck but this is kind of a giant

gooey duck but this is kind of a giant fridge container ah she what this is one

fridge container ah she what this is one of those gooey ducks we I can't wait to

of those gooey ducks we I can't wait to

of those gooey ducks we I can't wait to try it okay so the gooey duck they don't

try it okay so the gooey duck they don't they mostly sell it here for cake away

they mostly sell it here for cake away

they mostly sell it here for cake away but we got a we have to eat the gooey

but we got a we have to eat the gooey

but we got a we have to eat the gooey ducks here luckily my cousin is a chef I

ducks here luckily my cousin is a chef I think she's watching a video how to

think she's watching a video how to

think she's watching a video how to prepare the green ducky right now the


He's not on top

or over here.

- [Missy] Nope.

- Not on the Christmas tree.

- [Missy] Hmm

- [Oliver] Let's see out of the living room guys.

- [Missy] Okay.

Fred, where are you?

- Fred? - Hey! babbles

- [Oliver] I see something.

- [Missy] What do you see?

gasps What's that?

- [Oliver] His reindeer and his puppy.

- [Missy] What is this?

Is that a marshmallow?

What is the marshmallow connected to?

Finley babbling

- [Oliver] Fred?

- [Missy] It's connected to Fred!

Was he fishing for the reindeer?

Finley babbling


Leonard : Really?

Sheldon : How those nipples feeling, chief?

Bernadette : Penny, can we please get our drinks?

Penny : Yeah, hang on, just give me sec.

Amy : At work today, I did an in vivo stereotaxic surgery.

Bernadette : Cool. At my lab, I performed ten laser capture micro-dissections.

Penny : I scraped gum off the bottom of that table.

Only because my manager saw me put it there.

Amy : Oh, my gosh.

Amy : That's the girl that broke Rajesh's heart.

Bernadette : That's Lucy?

Penny : I don't know why but I always pictured her as Indian.

Bernadette : I think that reason's called racism.

Penny : I'm gonna go talk to her.

Bernadette : Why? What are you gonna say?

Penny : I'm not gonna say anything. I just want to check her out.

Penny : Because she hurt my friend. My Indian friend.

Penny : Who's racist now?

Bernadette : You because you just called him your "Indian friend."

Penny : Yeah, well, you're short.


Beckett : "Casper Wellesley, Senate '78."

Castle : Olivia's mother worked on the campaign.


The way you crushed Mike at Ping-Pong was such a turn-on. You wanna...?

Chandler : You know, I'd love to, but I'm a little tired.

Monica : - I'll put a pillowcase over my head. - You're on.

[scene : - Hey. - What's up?

Well, Mike's taking a shower, which, by the way, there's no law against.

Phoebe : And then we're gonna grab some food. So if you want...

Ross : - Finally. - Is that Ross?

Monica : Yeah. You can hear everything through these stupid walls.

Phoebe : - Sounds like he's with someone. - He could be alone.

This morning I heard him do pushups and then talk to his triceps.


Thirteen : Exposure to certain types of mold can cause short-term memory loss.

Thirteen : We're testing both of you.

Samantha : I feel fine.

Thirteen : I'm sure you are. We're just being cautious.


Oh, yeah. This door got the full monty.

PENNY : Leonard? - Uh-huh?

Penny : What the hell?

- A killer robot. We built it. - Yeah, well, it almost killed me.

Sheldon : If it wanted to kill you, you'd be dead.


Dana : Right now, I'm learning how to run a kitchen from one of the best chefs in New York.

Taub : You're washing pots and smashing garlic.

Taub : Smashing garlic makes me happy.

Dana : Before that, it was eight years studying, 12 years in that lab.

Dana : It was always what I was supposed to do, never what I wanted to do.


and it's all like me good luck this time


No, I want to do Phoebe's thing.

Joey : I can't take

Phoebe : You don't have to do anything. Just don't tell them we know.

I can't take anymore secrets.

I got your secrets, their secrets, secrets of my own.

Rachel : You don't have any secrets.


Howard : One roll of toilet paper and 20 minutes later,

Howard : I was so humiliated,

Howard : I snuck out the window and never saw her again.

Emily : You know what else

Emily : my security deposit.

Howard : I'm sorry.

Howard : I tried to unclog it, but you didn't have a plunger,

Howard : and water was spilling out everywhere.

Emily : Right, just water.

Howard : Look, I have felt terrible about this for years,

Howard : and I'm glad I have the opportunity to tell you just how sorry I am.

Emily : It's fine.

Emily : All my friends love this story.

Emily : They call you Clogzilla.

Raj : Get it? Because you clogged up her bathroom

Raj : like a radioactive monster!

Howard : -Yeah, yeah, I get it. -Howie.

Howard : Well, hey, it's not like cotton candy comes out of you.

Amy : Come on, let's get you to bed. You've had a lot to drink.


Monica : Very good.

Really good. I enjoyed it. Very exotic.

Rachel : I just checked our messages and Joshua didn't call.

You'd think he'd be worried about me not showing up.

You know what makes it worse?

Rachel : Ross is all happy in Vermont.

Phoebe : Come on, look where you are!

Monica : Another round of daiquiris.

Phoebe : Virgin for me.

Don't let me leave without the name of that carpet guy.

Ross : Come on!

Joey : You know what? I'll go home and call Kathy.

If it'll help.

Chandler : That was a test. In a few hours, I'll be drunk.

I'll want to call her. You'll have to stop me.

Then I'll be so drunk, I'll want to call Janice.

Phoebe : You should! How is she?

Monica : I think somebody needs another lap dance.


Castle : - She's gorgeous. - She a'ight.

Are you all right?

Castle : You seemed a little taken aback when you first saw her.

No, man. Just, um...

Esposito : She's literally wearing the same outfit I arrested her in.

Castle : Nine years later, still a great dress.

Esposito : It was a Friday night.

Castle : What's that?

Esposito : It was a Friday night.

Esposito : We went salsa dancing on Friday nights.

Castle : You know, Javier, there's no shame in admitting

ifyou still have feelings.

Michael : I know.

Sonia : But I don't.

Esposito : She's just another convict. Nothing else.

Corrections Officer : This ankle monitor is a next-generation device

Corrections Officer : with a variety of new tracking features.

This is the instruction manual.

Now, I could walk you through some offeatures...

Sonia : what does he have to do with this?

Uh, Detective Ryan is gonna accompany you to the bar. He's...

Sonia : what, him? Hell no.

Sonia : Take me back to prison. This is not going to work.

Beckett : Wait, I'm sorry. what's the problem?

You're gonna send me into a Spanish Harlem bar

with Saint Paddy on my arm?

Ryan : Sweetheart, I used to work undercover. I can take care of myself.

Look, the only way this is gonna work

Sonia : is if I go in with somebody who can blend in.


Yeah. Yeah, actually it is, isn't it?

Yeah.

Beckett : Remind me to get you a subscription to a girly magazine for Christmas.


Cameron : 35-year-old male, crushing headache, and three seizures in the last two days.

So it's a bleed, a clot, a tumor, metabolic or infection.

Stick him in the CT and... Can't.

House : I'm assuming he has a giant head.

Cameron : Severe agoraphobe. The world scares the hell out of him.

Cameron : So we can only test him with whatever we can take to him.

Fun. The agoraphobia a symptom?

Cameron : Only of being shot.

Cameron : He and his girlfriend were mugged seven years ago. It's when it started.

House : Anybody can hate humanity after getting shot.

It takes a big man to hate it beforehand.

How did you get this case, if he didn't come to the ER?

Cameron : I talked to him through his door when he had flu last year.

Cameron : I run the Community Outreach Program now.

House : See? Perfectly reasonable explanation.

House : She's definitely not here trying to work her way back on the team

House : and steal your job or anything.

Taub : It's a legitimate question. He agreed to meet with us.

Cameron : But even if I can get inside his house,

Cameron : his brain is a black box.

Cameron : We can pick this up in a minute.

House : What's this? Takeout menus.

Cuddy : But I'm hoping you'll come up with a better answer

Cuddy : when everyone asks what we're talking about.

Cuddy : Last night... Forget it.


Richard : No one.

Cristina : Great. No blood, no guts, no lives to save. It's dead quiet.

- Did you really say that? - Cristina...

Izzie : - What? - You said the Q-word.

- It's like saying Macbeth in a theater. - Please.


Leonard : For the same reason I don't wear the apron or the hair net.

Sheldon : Fine. What about epilepsy?

Leonard : I don't have epilepsy, either.

Sheldon : You don't, but the surgeon might, hmm?

Sheldon : And your carotid artery is just one shaky scalpel away

Sheldon : from becoming the dancing fountain at Disneyland.

Leonard : Sheldon, do you realize that driving is riskier than surgery?


Ross : Okay, it's not a contest.

Ben : When is Santa coming?

Ross : How about this year, instead of Santa...

Ross : ...we have fun celebrating Hanukkah?


our unit over out when we come to this

our unit over out when we come to this

our unit over out when we come to this crew pipe recipe those movies the

crew pipe recipe those movies the

crew pipe recipe those movies the natural kitchen no cool like a business

no you look good take it if the deal

no you look good take it if the deal

no you look good take it if the deal just arrived but it arrived in a little

just arrived but it arrived in a little

just arrived but it arrived in a little book I'm so cute asleep the pillow right

book I'm so cute asleep the pillow right in it yeah little bucket kill getting a


Bobby : because I'm always typecast as Mr. Nice-Guy Dad.

Beckett : Yeah, well, I don't think you'll have that problem

Beckett : now that you're a murder suspect.

Beckett : Murder suspect?

Is she joking? You joking?

Beckett : What was your relationship with Amber Middleberry?

Oh, come on! Are you serious? I didn't kill her.

Bobby : If anything, I was trying to recruit her.

Beckett : Recruit her? For what?

Yeah, for my goddess train.

Castle : The goddess train?

It's like my own little private pageant.

Beckett : And how did Amber respond to this oh-so-enticing offer?

Bobby : You know what, she hadn't seen the light yet.

But she was coming around.

Bobby : I could always tell the innocent act when I see it.

Besides, who wouldn't wanna ride the Bobby rocket?

Castle : Everyone, from what we hear.

Beckett : Mr. Stark, here's what I think happened.

Beckett : After dinner, you invited Amber back to your dressing room

Beckett : and she had the bad sense to agree.

And that's when you tried to make another pitch

Beckett : to get her on board your goddess train.

But she shot you down, you flew into a rage and you strangled her.

Beckett : You were rehearsing on that stage all week.

Beckett : You knew all of the equipment.

Stop.

Bobby : You guys are crazy, you know that?

Okay, well then maybe you can explain why we found

Beckett : this broken sequin from your jacket on her body?


"There she is." "There she is."

Natalie : He's still in there.

Natalie [turning To House] : What did he say?

House : He asked who you were.


Carol : -Thank you so much for coming. -I wouldn't have missed it for the world.

I'm Ross, by the way.

Susan : Hello, Ross.

-I love what you've done with this space. -Thank you so much.

Ross : How hot is this?!

I'm sorry you're here with me instead of Roger.

Monica : Yeah, me too.

Chandler : Well, I could make it seem like he's here.

"Here's some little-known facts about couscous :

They didn't add the second 'cous' until 1979."

Stop it! That's not funny!

I'm sorry, okay? It's just...

Monica : tonight was supposed to be a big deal.


Joey : Hold on a second.

Joey : Fifth floor, against that back wall?

Oh, for crying out loud!

Joey : - So we should go catch our movie. - What's the rush?

Joey : I like to see the previews.

Joey : The candy.

Phoebe : - Oh, hey. - Well, look who's here.


Amy : Ready for the aquarium?

Sheldon : I am. You know, and in an effort to reduce awkwardness

Sheldon : as we learn how to function as friends, I printed out a list

Sheldon : of safe topics for polite conversation.

Amy : If that makes you more comfortable.

Sheldon : If there were a list of things that make me more comfortable,

Sheldon : lists would be on the top of that list.

Sheldon : Okay, now... Oh.

"Since last we spoke, have you acquired any pets?"

Amy : No. You?

Howard : No.

Um, "Since last we spoke, have you planned

or gone on any vacations?"

Amy : I might go visit my aunt next week.

Sheldon : Mm. Your aunt in Modesto?

Amy : No, the one in Bakersfield.

Sheldon : Bakersfield. I see.

Sheldon : Where has this list been all my life?

Soup Kitchen Manager : We're gonna have you washing dishes.

Soup Kitchen Manager : Uh, aprons and rubber gloves are here... just...

Soup Kitchen Manager : scrape, wash and stack.

Soup Kitchen Manager : If you need me, I'll be around.

Howard : So we don't even get to be up front where the action is?


right behind me right now.

inspiring electronic music

And then back at the hotel for breakfast.

inspiring electronic music

Nothing like curry for breakfast in the morning.

This one is called chicken Achari.

It has like a mustardy taste to it.


Lavine : When attendance dropped a few weeks back,

Lavine : even I thought it was time to pack up.

Lavine : But Jesse just threw my favorite quote back at me.

Lavine : The one about sinning by silence.

Beckett : "To sin by silence, when we should protest,

"makes cowards of men."

Ryan : but what was your husband's involvement

Ryan : with the TakeOver! movement?

Val Brookstone : Matt wasn't involved. Neither am I.


Taub : Her skin came off.

Her skin's sloughing off faster than

Foreman : we can replace it with the artificial skin.

Thirteen : Could be autoimmune.

Foreman : ANA was negative.

House : Focus on the lungs.

Foreman : You want us to ignore the fact that she's lost 80% of her skin?

House : We know it's not lung cancer. Could be a liver tumor.

House : Eats through to the lungs. Get an ultrasound of her liver.

House : If you find masses, get a biopsy.

Foreman : We can't just ignore the skin.

Foreman : It's obviously the most significant

Foreman : and dangerous symptom right now.

House : I don't think it is a symptom. I think we caused it.

Thirteen : By doing what?

House : I prescribed antibiotics.

Foreman : Toxic epidermal necrolysis? That's a one-in-a-million reaction.

House : Yeah, well, maybe this is the one.

House : Get swabs of her old skin to confirm.


what car what car would be most fun for

what car what car would be most fun for a family wrote like we took a road trip

a family wrote like we took a road trip

a family wrote like we took a road trip what would be your what would be the car

what would be your what would be the car of your choice to take Zeus's ride zoos

of your choice to take Zeus's ride zoos

of your choice to take Zeus's ride zoos ok well that's impossible in RV how

ok well that's impossible in RV how

ok well that's impossible in RV how about a stretch how about a stretch

about a stretch how about a stretch

about a stretch how about a stretch Lamborghini let's stretch X Mac limo ok

Lamborghini let's stretch X Mac limo ok

Lamborghini let's stretch X Mac limo ok Cora would be the milk train what would

Cora would be the milk train what would

Cora would be the milk train what would you rather live in New York Los Angeles

you rather live in New York Los Angeles

you rather live in New York Los Angeles Chicago or San Francisco LA ok that's

Chicago or San Francisco LA ok that's

Chicago or San Francisco LA ok that's not on the list

not on the list

not on the list but I'm with you on that I would pick LA

but I'm with you on that I would pick LA because of the weather if I had to live

because of the weather if I had to live

because of the weather if I had to live in a major city always got that

in a major city always got that

in a major city always got that weatherman oh it's got that way oh

weatherman oh it's got that way oh

weatherman oh it's got that way oh here's a really good one feel free to

here's a really good one feel free to

here's a really good one feel free to leave your comments too on all of these

leave your comments too on all of these

leave your comments too on all of these do you believe in UFOs aliens

do you believe in UFOs aliens

do you believe in UFOs aliens you don't think I'm gonna be straight up


Leonard : Fine. I'll take him for shoes next Saturday.

Penny : No. A bunch of us from work are going to Disneyland next Saturday...

Penny : ...and Sheldon wants to come.

Leonard : You're taking him to Disneyland?

Penny : Well, he heard me making plans on the phone. Was I gonna say no?

Leonard : All right, but let me know if you're gonna stuff him with junk food.

I don't wanna bring home a nice dinner for him and see it go to waste.

Penny : We're going to Disneyland. He's gonna eat junk food.

Leonard : All I'm saying is give me a heads-up.

Penny : Okay, whatever.

Leonard : And don't let him go on Space Mountain after he eats.

He'll say he can handle it, but you'll end up with churro puke on your shoes.

All right. Got it. Anything else?

Leonard : Don't let Goofy near him.

Leonard : He'll have nightmares, and I'll have to deal with it.

Penny : -What's the problem with Goofy? -Wish I knew. He's fine with Pluto.


and their cooking is shining.

festive traditional music

I kinda like the sauce,

the salsa sauce with fried fish and rice.

speaking in a foreign language

speaking in a foreign language


The danger of facing your demons

Holtzman : is that, sometimes, the demons win.

Castle, what's going on in there?

Martha : No. No!

Castle!

Beckett!


Do you want a baby brother or baby sister?

- Oh, a baby Tommy. she laughs

- [Bryan] You want a baby Tommy.

- I want a baby Tommy!

- We all want a baby Tommy, huh?

- They've been really

good at sharing. - Name him Tommy!

- So I tell you what, guys.

If you really want to, just take Tommy for the night.

- [Bryan] Oh, okay!

- And then if things work out then it's like, okay yeah!

- Yeah! - You know?

Just a little test run.

- Okay, test run.

It's honestly so weird seeing her hold a little baby again.

- Why can't you do that to me?

- What do you think, Ollie?

Shall we have another little baby brother

or baby sister?

- Baby brother.

- [Bryan] Just so you know, these were my chips, bro.

- I know. - These are my chips.

- [Ollie] Oh my goodness.

- [Bryan] Aw.

- He loves you, Finn. - He's so good!

Good job! - Look at his face.

- Good job, Finn.

We've been having so much fun hanging out by the pool.

The fun thing is, not everyone's here.

- [Missy] Hold his head.

- Just like that.

Put your hand right there.

- [Missy] Look at that.

- [Jared] Good job.

- [Missy] What do you think?


but what I do is I take trucks and I

but what I do is I take trucks and I turn them into boats and planes

turn them into boats and planes

turn them into boats and planes you just have one and all did it's like

you just have one and all did it's like

you just have one and all did it's like though it's a triple threat here's the

though it's a triple threat here's the

though it's a triple threat here's the real challenge we can set that ramp

real challenge we can set that ramp

real challenge we can set that ramp right up over this Creek here and try to

right up over this Creek here and try to make it to jump it I promise you all

make it to jump it I promise you all

make it to jump it I promise you all attempt that first attempt ready oh boy

attempt that first attempt ready oh boy

attempt that first attempt ready oh boy she just wants to take all geez look how

she just wants to take all geez look how he's leaning right oh dude I think we're

he's leaning right oh dude I think we're gonna lift this all nervous but on the

gonna lift this all nervous but on the

gonna lift this all nervous but on the service I like calm and ready

service I like calm and ready

service I like calm and ready this is chase trying to film look at him

this is chase trying to film look at him on that little scooter look easy

on that little scooter look easy

on that little scooter look easy it cut off the bat right off the bat

it cut off the bat right off the bat

it cut off the bat right off the bat we're getting some lean Ã¤j-- so I'm just

we're getting some lean Ã¤j-- so I'm just basically taping some sticks right here

basically taping some sticks right here

basically taping some sticks right here to keep the frame up this is on the

to keep the frame up this is on the

to keep the frame up this is on the frame so I got to keep the frame level

frame so I got to keep the frame level

frame so I got to keep the frame level you know it's just basic you know frame

you know it's just basic you know frame

you know it's just basic you know frame level nation simple mathematics duct

level nation simple mathematics duct

level nation simple mathematics duct tape and sticks duct tape and sticks so

tape and sticks duct tape and sticks so

tape and sticks duct tape and sticks so some people call me the plane doctor I


Beckett : that you accidently came across that feed?

Marcus : Look, I don't know where it was coming from and, really, I didn't care.

Marcus : I was sitting on a gold mine.

Marcus : Only I didn't have the equipment to record it at first,

Marcus : so I scrambled to get it set up.

Marcus : But, later that day, they shipped the dog o ff to that damn trainer.

Beckett : Well, that's a great story, Marcus.

Look, if you wanna find who killed him,


Robin : Katie, I'll admit,

Robin : Maybe I'm not in any place to lecture you

Robin : On romantic relationships, but...

Robin : But I just don't want you

Robin : To make the same mistakes that I've made.

: Oh, believe me, kyle is not gay.

Robin : That's not what I meant.

Robin : I just wish you weren't in such a rush to grow up.

Robin : Please don't do this.


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nice that's really cute Oh much again all three of them the matching ELISA is

all three of them the matching ELISA is

all three of them the matching ELISA is so many so many parents here have their

so many so many parents here have their

so many so many parents here have their kids and like matching clothes and it's

kids and like matching clothes and it's

kids and like matching clothes and it's so cute you see gta2 disco last night in

so cute you see gta2 disco last night in the brown shorts and shirts there's

the brown shorts and shirts there's

the brown shorts and shirts there's literally so many but they weren't all

literally so many but they weren't all

literally so many but they weren't all like twins what happens look what's

like twins what happens look what's

like twins what happens look what's happened you said yeah I really like

happened you said yeah I really like

happened you said yeah I really like that boom this is John members Toronto I

that boom this is John members Toronto I like we ended up getting your shop just

like we ended up getting your shop just

like we ended up getting your shop just stop this stuff just kept up here is

stop this stuff just kept up here is

stop this stuff just kept up here is really nice though so did water is gonna

really nice though so did water is gonna wear this he would happily wear this

wear this he would happily wear this

wear this he would happily wear this Amelia wear this and Alessia where is

Amelia wear this and Alessia where is

Amelia wear this and Alessia where is this and then you me oh yeah I think she


Beckett : Castle. Thank you for being there.

Always.

Beckett : Yeah, there is something about us that seems to draw in trouble.

Beckett : But you're forgetting the scariest one of them all.

Martha : Richard! I'm home!

Castle : - Oh, my God! - Ah!

Martha : Darling, we need to talk.


Put on these tiny hats?

My behavior was disrespectful.

It was unprofessional.

I'm a pilgrim.

I know it looks like I have a tiny hat,

But in reality, I have an abnormally large head!

I was going through a stressful time.

I wasn't getting enough sleep.

Fourscore and seven years ago,

I had a great, big giant head!

I had just bought an apartment,

And there were some problems.

I-I don't want to bore you with the details.

I only regret that I have but one giant head

To give for my country.

Sir, if you could just see your way into giving me

One more chance, I promise... Marshall.


Seibert : and I sympathize, but the hard facts are,

Seibert : occasionally, we have to shake a few hands

Seibert : and kiss a few butts to raise money for our research.

I don't care; it's demeaning.

Sheldon : And I refuse to be trotted out and shown off

Sheldon : like a prize hog at the Texas State Fair.

Sheldon : Which, by the way, is something you don't want to attend

Sheldon : wearing a Star Trek ensign's uniform.

Seibert : All right,

Seibert : let me put it this way.

Seibert : You're gonna put on a suit, you're gonna come to this party,

Seibert : and you're gonna explain your research

Seibert : to a bunch of old people,


- The baking soda, they add it so it rises up.

- Classic bread and a classic stew.

- And a stew.

- Great.

- What a day to have it. - Let's go try it out.

- We are going to have Nahari.

It's like a stew that is cooked on a low flame,

and it's like a traditional breakfast dish.

- Okay.

- But now it's available in the evening time as well.

- With the Kulcha? - With the Kulcha.

- And that's this one here?

- Yes in here, but there are two different varieties,

they have one with buffalo, and one with mutton.

- Mutton.

- This is the mutton for you,

this is the mutton one.

- So buffalo and mutton, are these the feet?

- These are feet.

That's the goat feet.

And then we got some bone marrow here as well.

- Oh and bone marrow.

- Bone marrow.

- And it looks like it's in a ton of spices.

This smells kind of onion-y almost.

- Yeah, it's like there are a lot of things in it.

And that's how things is, a bit thick also

because they add some thickener in it.

- Okay.

- So that's a bit thicker.

- Shall we get a bowl of that,

and a bowl of the paya, the mutton, okay.

Okay so we got buffalo and then we're

gonna get a similar one with the

those are mutton feet?

- [Anubhav] Yeah, the feet.

It's more like gelatin.


wreck and I basically just like slapped

wreck and I basically just like slapped on my make up this morning agent you can

on my make up this morning agent you can do it like six hair but I'm anyway I

do it like six hair but I'm anyway I

do it like six hair but I'm anyway I bought some stuff for the kids for their

bought some stuff for the kids for their wardrobes because all of their spring

wardrobes because all of their spring

wardrobes because all of their spring slash like so much like summer as well

slash like so much like summer as well

slash like so much like summer as well [Music]

[Music]

[Music] when I'm here

when I'm here

when I'm here Johnson stole my night move okay blow

Johnson stole my night move okay blow

Johnson stole my night move okay blow stated that's odd um anyway all of this

stated that's odd um anyway all of this

stated that's odd um anyway all of this spring summer stuff is like from last

spring summer stuff is like from last

spring summer stuff is like from last year so it's really small

like that basically so all of my stuff

like that basically so all of my stuff

like that basically so all of my stuff was just small wasn't fitting them and

was just small wasn't fitting them and

was just small wasn't fitting them and obviously it was all from like Age 2 and

obviously it was all from like Age 2 and h4r like 3 to 4 4 media so I had to buy

h4r like 3 to 4 4 media so I had to buy

h4r like 3 to 4 4 media so I had to buy some more and so I bought like a load of

some more and so I bought like a load of stuff for them on Zara that upcoming

stuff for them on Zara that upcoming

stuff for them on Zara that upcoming went to jam atop a sleeping bra which is


[Music]

[Music] always wanted I have a nursery it's been

always wanted I have a nursery it's been the dream there's so many decorations in

the dream there's so many decorations in here unless yes but and then is Bette

here unless yes but and then is Bette

here unless yes but and then is Bette and I sorted and then chair yeah

[Music]

Oh Amelia this is for reals

Oh Amelia this is for reals

Oh Amelia this is for reals the last night you're gonna sleep in

the last night you're gonna sleep in

the last night you're gonna sleep in this house ever always but this time


known each other since freshman year be

known each other since freshman year be open to new experiences be open to

open to new experiences be open to

open to new experiences be open to taking in a lot of new perspectives that

taking in a lot of new perspectives that you probably weren't exposed to some

you probably weren't exposed to some

you probably weren't exposed to some some campuses are nicer than others make

some campuses are nicer than others make your campus a nice gift like parents

your campus a nice gift like parents

your campus a nice gift like parents just don't look so hot right now you

just don't look so hot right now you

just don't look so hot right now you look great

look great

look great thank you from this camera thank you

thank you from this camera thank you

thank you from this camera thank you very much you look great are you about

very much you look great are you about

very much you look great are you about to do it and then the week that followed

to do it and then the week that followed that was the hardest week of my life the

that was the hardest week of my life the only thing harder than moving out of the

only thing harder than moving out of the dorm room taking all your finals moving

dorm room taking all your finals moving

dorm room taking all your finals moving across the country and starting a brand

across the country and starting a brand

across the country and starting a brand new job or doing all four at the exact

new job or doing all four at the exact

new job or doing all four at the exact same time

same time

same time that's getting into summer stuff which

that's getting into summer stuff which

that's getting into summer stuff which is coming down low thanks everybody for

is coming down low thanks everybody for

is coming down low thanks everybody for your love and support of another quarter

your love and support of another quarter of tapping college I still feel like a

of tapping college I still feel like a

of tapping college I still feel like a young college kid at heart and can't

young college kid at heart and can't

young college kid at heart and can't really imagine that I'm already getting

really imagine that I'm already getting

really imagine that I'm already getting ready to graduate but so many good

ready to graduate but so many good

ready to graduate but so many good things have happened

things have happened

things have happened just in the past quarter alone a lot of

just in the past quarter alone a lot of

just in the past quarter alone a lot of them being signs of good things to come

them being signs of good things to come

them being signs of good things to come so I'm actually feeling less worried now


Unless my people were freed by Benjamin Franklin...

...and his five twin brothers, you are wasting your time.

Leonard running in : Hey. Sorry, I couldn't find a parking spot. How are you doing?

Howard : Bad, very bad.

Really? You don't look like you're swelling up.

We should pick up Benadryl at the drugstore and go home.

- We can't go home. - Why not?

Because... Phbbtt!

Brisket. Brisket.

Howard : - Water, need water. - I'll be right back.

[CLEARING THROAT]

- Penny, listen, I've got a problem. - Yeah, well, so do I.

- You gotta stall Leonard longer. - I don't think I can.

Penny : You have to. We all have to be there to yell "surprise."

Howard : You have to understand something. We're in a hospital right now.

Why? Is Leonard okay?

Howard : Leonard's fine. I'm fine, thanks for asking, by the way.


House : Like when you're trying to teach someone a lesson about humility or something.

House : All I'm trying to do is save his life.

He's not gonna learn anything. I just thought the same principle might apply.

Cameron : It does.

I could've just let him die.

Cuddy : Not gonna get sued for keeping him alive.

House : Well, we could.

House : We completely disregarded his wishes.

Cuddy : Do you want me to disagree with you?

Cuddy : - Want me to yell at you? - It is comforting.

We're doctors. We treat patients, we don't kill them.


Bernadette : -How's your soup? -it's all right.

Howard : They could've filled the bowl a little more.

Barry : -Excuse me. -Where are you going?

Howard : -I need some fresh air. -Been there.


Ted from 2030 : The second session I told her about how I spent a summer

Ted from 2030 : Working with inner-city kids.

Ted from 2030 : The third session we both spoke nothing but french.

Ted from 2030 : The fourth session I made her laugh so hard,

Ted from 2030 : She fell out of her chair.

Ted from 2030 : So by the time the fifth session came around...

Stella : Still no.

Stella : Still no.

Ted : What's up with that?

Ted : I mean, I juggled.

Barney : You juggled?

Barney : I thought you were trying to impress her.

Ted : You do magic.

Ted : How is juggling any lamer than magic?


Robin : Bite me!

Lily : Faster. Mush! Mush!

Barney : I need this win. I need this win.

Barney : And firing half my department freed up the money to double my salary.

Barney : And this chick from Boston was wicked hot in bed last night,

Barney : and I'm getting more muscular even though I've stopped working out,

Barney : and I've got this amazing poker group.

Actually, Barney did not need a win.

Barney : And I smell incredible.

Barney : Smell me.

Barney : Seriously, smell me.

He did smell incredible.

Barney : Too slow. Switch.


you Know how Regular Asparagus has that Kind of Snap to it this has more of like a Juicy Silky texture


The juices and the fat burst from the pork

And the sweet marinade coats your tastebuds

Bringing you into the next realm

Oh dip it in the chili sauce


Castle : I've been dying to eat here.

Beckett : Well, evidently, you're not the only one.

Beckett : - Where are we? - In the kitchen.

Esposito : Victim's name is Balthazar Wolf. He's the head chef here.

Esposito : I know, right? - Oh, man.

Castle : I never got to taste his foie gras sandwich.

Esposito : He was found this morning by the pastry chef, Spike Ridenhauer,

Esposito : and one of the dishwashers, Juan Costa.

M. E Perlmutter : Castle, stop!


tasting fish I've ever had in this

tasting fish I've ever had in this particular dish there's not much

particular dish there's not much

particular dish there's not much seasoning on this I think just a little

seasoning on this I think just a little

seasoning on this I think just a little bit of salt really this fish doesn't

bit of salt really this fish doesn't

bit of salt really this fish doesn't need much left flesh is borderline sweet

need much left flesh is borderline sweet let me just take a piece dip it in the

let me just take a piece dip it in the

let me just take a piece dip it in the pepper this this is the best thing I had

pepper this this is the best thing I had in the city so far I mean I've only had

in the city so far I mean I've only had

in the city so far I mean I've only had two dishes but still I know there's

two dishes but still I know there's

two dishes but still I know there's gonna be one of the best things I eat

gonna be one of the best things I eat

gonna be one of the best things I eat here I just all the sides of the fish a

here I just all the sides of the fish a

here I just all the sides of the fish a little more fatty and that is just gonna

little more fatty and that is just gonna hit your tongue and disintegrate

hit your tongue and disintegrate

hit your tongue and disintegrate seething it's so great little pepper

seething it's so great little pepper

seething it's so great little pepper little salt Saul you need not too much

little salt Saul you need not too much

little salt Saul you need not too much and just let the natural flavor of the

and just let the natural flavor of the

and just let the natural flavor of the fish do the rest and this check this out

fish do the rest and this check this out this is fish belly right here because

this is fish belly right here because

this is fish belly right here because looks like fish fat and it's

looks like fish fat and it's

looks like fish fat and it's disintegrating as soon as I touch it all

disintegrating as soon as I touch it all there's gonna be a great piece I know

there's gonna be a great piece I know

there's gonna be a great piece I know it's gonna be a great piece oh this is

it's gonna be a great piece oh this is

it's gonna be a great piece oh this is this no I'm having fun that was one of


its 425 now what time do they come down

its 425 now what time do they come down at the Vig at 4 : 30 4 : 30 also so it's 5

at the Vig at 4 : 30 4 : 30 also so it's 5 minutes this is the town square and as

minutes this is the town square and as

minutes this is the town square and as we're standing around already people are

we're standing around already people are starting to come people are starting to

starting to come people are starting to

starting to come people are starting to gather cars they're starting to pull up

gather cars they're starting to pull up

gather cars they're starting to pull up in anticipation it's also awesome is

in anticipation it's also awesome is

in anticipation it's also awesome is that so many people are regulars here

that so many people are regulars here

that so many people are regulars here everybody's a regular everybody comes

everybody's a regular everybody comes

everybody's a regular everybody comes here it's like a communal Gathering how

here it's like a communal Gathering how

here it's like a communal Gathering how many how many weeks is my fourth week

many how many weeks is my fourth week

many how many weeks is my fourth week and we've been noticed I used to do this

and we've been noticed I used to do this with my grandfather okay this is


Monica : Hey, hon? Would you help me get the plates down?

Chandler : Hey, here's an idea. Why don't we use our wedding china today?

Or we could save them for a fancy special occasion.

How about this : You could treat me like l'm an equal...

...or talk down to me like l'm a child.

No, l just think we should save our china for something really special.

Monica : Like if the queen of England comes over.

Honey, she keeps canceling on us. Take the hint.

What if something breaks? They're expensive.

Chandler : What is the point of having them if we never use them?

Okay. But if something breaks and then the queen comes over....

-l will explain it to her. -Like l'd let you talk to the queen.

Joey : Wow, the parade is really good this year.


Wilson : So, he just visits his heterosexual, healthy daughter,

Wilson : and you go out to dinner and a movie and talk about your garden?

Thirteen : I work late. He's staying at my house.

Thirteen : It's easier if I stay elsewhere as much as I can.

Wilson : You can't suppress your life for his convenience.

Thirteen : You don't see a little irony in that?

Thirteen : That's exactly what you do for House.

Thirteen : When he moved in with you, you bought a bigger place for him.

Thirteen : No wonder you're not dating anyone.

Wilson : You're right.

Wilson : That woman, the woman I'm not involved with,

Wilson : her name is Sam Carr. But in 1990 and 1991, it was Sam Wilson.

Thirteen : Your ex-wife?

Wilson : No, my mother. Yes, my ex-wife.

Wilson : Ex number one. She friended me a few weeks ago.

We started e-mailing, turns out she's recently divorced,

Wilson : and I wanted to ask her out.


Okay.

House : If you bring your wife.

Taub : No, that's the point. I need a little...

House : You're lying.

Taub : I'm not lying!

House : Then I'm not going.


I never thought i was going to come to Germany to watch surfing it's called The eyes back wave and

It is a Little Portion of White Water

That Comes Rushing From The Bridge it's pretty awesome to watch this is

Really Really Amusing to see and really fun to watch and this Is a It'S all of The english Garden Is

Extremely Beautiful and Actually i was Just reading about The english Garden and it's one of The World's largest

Public Parks of any City in the entire World


Foreman : I tried calling him on the Brother Hotline. He didn't pick up.


Dr Millstone : I read your paper on Kuiper Belt object-size distribution.

Dr Millstone : I really enjoyed it.

Dr Millstone : How did you correct for the selection bias?


Esposito : Under the name Rico Cruz, his character from Hard Kill.

Uh, okay, have unis check for security video at the hotel,

and let's round up any of Lance's personal effects from his room.

Yeah.

Esposito : Thanks, L.T.

Ryan : You know, I don't understand.

Ryan : Why would Lance leave Brock Harmon's Fifth Avenue digs

Ryan : to go stay in a flophouse?


Beckett : By digging into her story. I'll call her work, check into her alibi.

Hey.

Ryan : Hey, partner, how'd the date go?

Esposito : Can we talk about it out here?


Monica's gonna freak if every box isn't labeled.


Amy : Catchy.

Raj : I'm gonna check the temp on the tub.

Bernadette : Don't make it too hot.

Sorry, but "too hot"

Howard : is the only temperature I come in.

Bernadette : Look at that...

Bernadette : you shaved it all.

Sheldon : You're welcome.

Howard : Um, question... this is my first hot tub...

Howard : is it supposed to come with a rat flopping around in it?

Bernadette : Ew, really? Get it out.


Joey : - Morning. - Hi.

Rachel : How was your date?

Joey : - Pretty good. - Oh, good.


cleaning brush snazaroo alright so

cleaning brush snazaroo alright so different look at it alone I got a

different look at it alone I got a

different look at it alone I got a snippet away so you can little arm that

snippet away so you can little arm that

snippet away so you can little arm that has good look amazing now Enid you want

has good look amazing now Enid you want

has good look amazing now Enid you want to be a good robot or a bad robot good

to be a good robot or a bad robot good

to be a good robot or a bad robot good robot wow you look robotic yeah


Oscar : So I grabbed one of Pop's old books

Oscar : and I whipped up a batch of the anointing oil.

Oscar : And I wrote some Bible verses on him.

Oscar : It gave him great peace.

Ryan : Well, that peace didn't last. The man is dead.

Oscar : Really? what happened to him?

Castle : He was murdered by the spawn of Satan.

Oscar : - Is he serious? - Very.

Esposito : So, Oscar, did Gabriel Shaw tell you whether he was meeting anyone?

Esposito : Did he say where he was going?

No, just thanked me and left.

Esposito : - What time did he leave? - A little after 7 : 30.

That's 30 minutes before Shaw was stabbed.

Castle : Guys, we're getting close.

Ryan : Okay. So, good and bad news.

Ryan : The good news is, we found surveillance footage of Shaw

Ryan : in Oscar's neighborhood

Ryan : and we were able to track him back to the location where he was stabbed.

Castle : You have video of Gabriel Shaw's murder?

Well, yeah, uh, sort of.

Beckett : Oh. This is where the bad news comes in?

Ryan : It appears that due to the thunderstorm,

Ryan : none of the cameras are functioning properly.

Beckett : What does that mean?

Uh, it's just gonna be sort of odd.


Ryan : Found the recordings in Mann's office, mixed in with his DVD collection.

Beckett : Heard anything yet that would explain

Beckett : why Mann was listening in on his boss?

Ryan : Nah. Just a bunch of talk about setting up breakfasts, lunches,

Ryan : dinners, and drinks with writers, actors, and directors.

Beckett : Where are we on the blackmail?

Oh, we got uniforms running down all show employees

who could've had access to the studio to take that photo.

Esposito : Yo. You guys are gonna want to hear this.


Want to go throw stuff at people off the balcony?


Look at those.

I think we should definitely go for the abalone


Koh Kood is truly a paradise island.

I mean the combination of beaches, waterfalls,

thick lush jungle,

seafood,

crystal clear beaches.

I probably already said that once.


Cristina : So why don't you wax nostalgic about that?

Meredith : Obviously, I can't go out with him, right?

Alex : Do I look like a chick to you?

Alex : Do I look like I care about yeast cream or tingling feelings?

Alex : I mean, he's not in jail or on drugs or keeping body parts in his basement.

Alex : - You want to do him, do him. - Not do him. Date him.

Meredith : I'm not doing anybody. I'm knitting.

Cristina : I need Eugene Foote's chart. Oh! Who are we talking about?

Meredith : It's weird, right? I mean, he's Derek's vet. He's Doc's vet.

Meredith : He's my vet. He's McVet. It's weird to date him, right?

Cristina : - Wait, did you say vet? - Mm-hmm.

Cristina : Like animals? Oh, you can't date a vet. He's not even a real doctor.

Addison : Damn it!

Sex. Hot sex. Need that! Ha-ha, very funny.

- Mustn't have gone well this morning. - What?

Meredith : Just run if she looks at you.

Addison : I need an intern. Now.


Kids, in the fall of 2010,

it seemed like Aunt Lily could only talk about one thing,

Marshall : babies.

Robin : God, I have been craving this burger all day.

Lily : Do you know what plays a huge role in helping a woman conceive?

Lily : Cervical mucus.


Rachel : Oh, my God!


All right, Phoebe?

Phoebe : If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want world peace...


one is the flounder

one is the flounder [Applause]

well click so

again the freshness of the fish the

again the freshness of the fish the

again the freshness of the fish the texture is what you notice because of

texture is what you notice because of

texture is what you notice because of how how fresh it is

how how fresh it is

how how fresh it is and then that's kind of an herbal sauce

and then that's kind of an herbal sauce

and then that's kind of an herbal sauce I love the week in there and kind of

I love the week in there and kind of

I love the week in there and kind of like a little bit of a creaminess to it

like a little bit of a creaminess to it

like a little bit of a creaminess to it as well

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

oh yeah good news like the weather has


a chick pea mash.

Topped with an assortment of flavored waters

and spices.

With most common being a tamarin and lemon water

or a mint water.

It's all topped with gram seeds, salt, red chili powder,


Joey : -Maybe you and I should do something. -All in good time, my love. All in good time.

Phoebe : Shoot! I left my guitar in their apartment. Well, you can let me in later, right?

No, I don't have a key. They took mine to give to you.

Phoebe : -What? They took mine to give to you. -Why would they take away our keys?

Maybe they don't trust us.

Joey : They let me keep my key the last time they were out of town.

Phoebe : The time you broke the ketchup bottle and cleaned it with Monica's guest towels?

Joey : -Hey, I washed those. -No, you didn't.

Yeah, that didn't sound like me.

-What will I do? I really need my guitar. -I have stuff in there too.

Phoebe : -What stuff? -Monica's chicken parm. I'll take care of it.


Castle : That's our guy.

Esposito : Shane Winters.

Esposito : Trafficking, grand theft, assault with a deadly weapon, extortion.

Esposito : This dude's dabbled in everything.

Beckett : So when Holly was a troubled teen,

she must've worked for Shane just like Joey is.

Castle : But then she cleaned herself up, got out of the life.

Then when Shane figured out what kind of access she had at the parties,

Esposito : he pulled her back in.

Beckett : That explains why Holly had to hire Joey as an assistant.

I just ran Shane Winters. Guess what he drives?

A 2010 X5.

Esposito : That would have the carpet fibers we found on the tarp.

Castle : Yeah, and a roomy trunk for all your body-moving needs.

Beckett : - We gotta bring him in. - We tried to.

Unis busted in his last known address. He's not there.

Joey : So what are you? Officer Babysitter?

Joey : You get paid extra for doing that?

Esposito : Where's Shane Winters?

Joey : Where's my soda?

L.T.

Esposito : You figure you're special to him, don't you?

Esposito : Well, you're not.

Joey : Man, you don't get it.

Joey : I'm not giving him up.

Esposito : You know how much time keeping your mouth shut

is gonna buy you with Shane?

Hmm?

Esposito : As long as it takes him to pull his gun and shoot you with it.

And then he's just gonna move on to the next lost kid.

Esposito : Don't let it end that way, Joey.

Esposito : Just tell me where I can find him.


Ali : Wanting to have sex with you?

It was all just...

Ali : the spores talking?

House : You'll probably live.

Damn.


House : Why'd you do it?

Wilson : I don't know.

Addie : I've just

Addie : never been happy.

Addie : Please don't tell my parents.

Addie : They'll blame themselves and it's not their fault.

Addie : Please, you can't tell them.


really good to try that and I think

really good to try that and I think there might even be a rib yeah there's

there might even be a rib yeah there's

there might even be a rib yeah there's even a rib on top of here as well and

even a rib on top of here as well and

even a rib on top of here as well and then all smothered in the red barbecue

then all smothered in the red barbecue

then all smothered in the red barbecue pork sauce I'll get a mix of different

pork sauce I'll get a mix of different

pork sauce I'll get a mix of different things that simple spice in it it is

things that simple spice in it it is

things that simple spice in it it is sweetened again the sauce is sweet but

sweetened again the sauce is sweet but

sweetened again the sauce is sweet but it hum would hang is always a bit on the

it hum would hang is always a bit on the sweet side that pork though the way he

sweet side that pork though the way he

sweet side that pork though the way he roasts that meat the crispy you can

roasts that meat the crispy you can

roasts that meat the crispy you can taste the crispy skin not good and then

taste the crispy skin not good and then

taste the crispy skin not good and then you want to follow that with green

you want to follow that with green

you want to follow that with green onions and then also add some of that

onions and then also add some of that

onions and then also add some of that chili sauce soy sauce to it as well the

chili sauce soy sauce to it as well the

chili sauce soy sauce to it as well the red BBQ pork sauce is on the sweet side

red BBQ pork sauce is on the sweet side

red BBQ pork sauce is on the sweet side for me so this is how I balance balance

for me so this is how I balance balance

for me so this is how I balance balance that out

I love green onions okay now add some of this off a few chilies and then get a

this off a few chilies and then get a

this off a few chilies and then get a bite with the egg with those chilies on

bite with the egg with those chilies on

bite with the egg with those chilies on here


Castle : Do you see? Are you watching?

Beckett : Castle, if the kidnappers knew that Alexis and Sara were friends...

They did know. They had to know.

They tracked Sara to the hotel from this video.

Alexis posted it yesterday afternoon at 2 : 36.

The kidnappers must have accessed her website.

Beckett : Okay, I'm contacting Tech right now.

Have them trace every IP address that accessed that site after 2 : 36 p.m.

Beckett : Which might take time, depending on...

Castle : What if she doesn't have time?

Beckett : - Castle, listen to me. - Don't!

Castle : Don't promise me you'll find her unless you can do it.

Because I would never forgive you,

Castle : any more than I'd ever forgive myself.

Beckett.