House : We couldn't put the first two together.

House : I'm guessing we can't put all three together.

Cameron : Tick paralysis? Could also explain the anaphylaxis, maybe even the...

Foreman : Penicillin allergy explains the allergic reaction much better.

Chase : Particularly because tick paralysis is usually accompanied by a tick.

Chase : We did two comprehensive physicals looking for insect bites.

House : Can we put any two of those together?

Foreman : How about we stipulate?

You argued that there must be something to connect all three symptoms,

Foreman : you mocked us for not figuring it out,

Foreman : and finally you let us discuss the paralysis on its own

because it's what's gonna kill her.

Now, it's ascending. Her MRis are clean, so rule out stroke or aneurysm.

Cameron : - ALS, MS? - Too quick.

- Spinal lesion from leukemia? - Too slow.

- It's most likely Guillain BarrÃÂ©. - She's immunosuppressed.

Chase : What about botulism?

Foreman : Not unless she's been walking on her hands the last couple of days.

Foreman : Botulism paralysis is descending, not ascending.

Cameron : Could be a virus. West Nile, even polio with her immune system shot.

House : Get an LP and do PCRs for the viruses.

House : And get an EMG to check for Guillain BarrÃÂ©.

House : Foreman's right. We gotta find out why she's paralyzed.

House : But not before staring at me dumbly for a few seconds.


Beckett : I couldn't stand you.

Beckett : Do you even remember what you were like in the beginning?

Castle : Well, apparently, I was irresistible.

Beckett : Irresistible? Are you joking?

Beckett : Richard Castle, you are under arrest for obstruction of justice.

Castle : You forgot making you look bad.

Beckett : Cuff him.


We have the garlic

And yep

The the thing I forgot to share with you with the description on that first bite is that it's quite sour

because the false banana is

It's fermented for underground

for three to seven months

and kind of just skim off the top to make sure you get some fenugreek and everybody right and you can see the way that

Just kind of jiggles in your spoon that texture


kids some nice cushions

kids some nice cushions it's a smile so mosquito spray one seven

it's a smile so mosquito spray one seven keep the mozzies away

keep the mozzies away

keep the mozzies away you haven't bitten at all in fact the


Foreman : Don't worry. I'm not gonna bust your chops. I just wanna know one thing.

Foreman : How did he get you to go out with him?

Why? Is there something...

No, no, no. He's great.

Foreman : You know, I'm just asking because...

Foreman : Well, he's...

Um...

Foreman : You know what? Never mind. It's none of my business.

Foreman : You guys have fun tonight.

Ruby : I'm not seeing him tonight.

Ruby : We had plans but, he canceled.


Barney : How do I not put this delicately? A girl's been porked.

Barney : You've been pork-free so long, you're practically kosher.

Lily : It's been a while.

Barney : Five weeks, three days by my estimation.

Lily : You should work at a carnival.

Barney : I tried. They're pretty strict with backgrounds.

Ted : - Anyway, we should get going. - I'll walk out with you guys.

Robin : - Good night. - Good night, guys.

Barney : 18 weeks.

Barney : Damn it.

Robin : Okay, yes, I am in a bit of a dry spell.

Barney : Child, listen.

Barney : If you're really hurting for it,

Barney : I'd be more than happy to throw you one.

Robin : Throw me one? Yeah.

Barney : We're exes. We're probably due for a backslide.

Barney : Or we could just do it the normal way.


god put the baby down put the baby gonna be shy shy sure when your bandana

be shy shy sure when your bandana

be shy shy sure when your bandana actually been wearing this for the last

actually been wearing this for the last

actually been wearing this for the last few blogs you see oh that's the size of

few blogs you see oh that's the size of

few blogs you see oh that's the size of it so they're gonna get bigger dude

it so they're gonna get bigger dude

it so they're gonna get bigger dude that's cool we might need to add water

[Laughter]


Phoebe : -You do? -Yeah. You still have feelings for me.

Mona : To be honest, I still have feelings for you.

I wish we could work it out, but we can't.

It's too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby. I just..

It just wasn't meant to be.

Oh, God. You're right.

Ross, we have to be strong.

Okay, I'm gonna go.


Nunez : I knew he could do better.

Beckett : So, how did he end up shot and killed with your gun?

Nunez : Something was going on with him.

Nunez : He called me last week, first time in years.

Said that he was into some deal that was going to make him rich,

Nunez : but it was dangerous.

And in case something went wrong, he needed to protect himself.

Nunez : He said he needed a weapon.

Castle : You're saying you gave him that gun?


Cuddy : Hey, here you go.

Joy : Is he gonna die?

Cuddy : We're doing all we can. We don't know what's wrong with him yet.

Joy : Am I gonna die?

No.

Cuddy : Here, chew on these.

House : Good news is all the pilots are red meat men.

House : Although I was kind of looking forward to landing this puppy myself.

Cuddy : Peng's getting worse.

House : That makes sense.

House : First Class ate before Coach.

House : He digested more of his food before he threw up.

Cuddy : Or you're wrong and we're gonna start seeing neurological symptoms soon.

Cuddy : Seizures, paralysis, ataxia.

House : We're not gonna see ataxia.

Cuddy : You're so sure you're right. No.

House : It's just hard to show clumsiness when you're lying moaning in a fetal position.

House : Hey, stand up.

Does nobody speak Korean on this flight?

Cuddy : I assumed you did.

House : I know how to ask him if his sister's over 18,

I just don't think that's gonna help.

Hey, stand up. Stand up.

House : Don't play the cripple card with me.


Ted from 2030 : Is that when love is beginning...

Ted from 2030 : And love is ending,


inaudible

*song ends*

[J : ] Look what you did to my jumper.

Naughty girl.

[Midwife : ] Hello.

*baby crying*

I cannot believe...

we have another little baby.

*whispers* Look, she's feeding away.

Perfect clamper.


Phoebe : - Go, go, go! - Get her! Get her!


Penny : Okay, I don't need your attitude. Just hold him there a little longer.

Howard : I've done my best, but he wants to go home and I don't know how to stop him.

Okay, how about this?

Keep him longer, when you get to the party...

Penny : ...I'll point out which of my friends are easy.

Howard : Don't toy with me, woman.

I got a former fat girl with no self-esteem.

Penny : A girl who punishes her father by sleeping around.

Penny : An alcoholic who's two tequila shots away from letting you wear her like a hat.

Howard : Thy will be done.


That's a hell of a rÃ©sumÃ©, Jesse.

Beckett : How does someone like you hook up with a superstar like Mandy?

Jesse Jones : Like all the other pretty little rich girls who come to me for their ink,

Jesse Jones : she was looking for a lot more than a tattoo.

Jesse Jones : I was happy to provide.

Beckett : So I read online that the two of you were stormy, and it didn't end well.

Beckett : You trashed her apartment, made some pretty serious threats.

Jesse : Water under the bridge.

Beckett : Until two nights ago, when you guys hooked up. How'd that happen?

Jesse : I was at a bar.

Jesse : She came in, threw herself at me like old times, and I obliged.

Jesse : That was the last time I saw her.

Beckett : How'd you take it when right after that photo of you two appeared,

she told Celebgazer that you were "human trash"

and that that night was "the biggest mistake of her life"?

Jesse : She seemed to like it okay at the time.

Beckett : Where were you last night between 10 : 00 and 11 : 00?

Jesse : I was at a pool hall in Queens with some friends.

CELL PHONE RINGS

Beckett : - Names. - PHONE CONTINUES RINGING


BECKETT : Actually, we do.

It's from your outfit.

Beckett : We matched the partial print to your cousin, Ernesto.

CASTLE : The tailor.

Castle : I've heard great things about his custom-made shirts.

Castle : But he also confessed to making a Lone Vengeance outfit for you.

Tony : I want a lawyer.

Beckett : And you will need one.

Beckett : Those are your personal effects.

Beckett : You probably want to make sure everything's there.

Hastings : Thanks, Detective Beckett.

Beckett : Ann, you're a good cop.

Beckett : And you've got somebody who cares about you.

Beckett : Don't be so driven by the past that you throw away your future.

Beckett : Take care.


Castle : They're here!

Castle : Wow. Did you get any sleep?

Castle : Not a wink. But it was worth it.

Castle : After researching the history of the McClaren mansion,

Castle : I think I know what happened to our victi ghost hunter Jack Sinclair.

That coffee's for you, by the way. Oh.


is that it can open doors.

It launches careers.

That's why I recommended you.

Vince Powers : Over to one.

So, did I win?

Three.

I went to the coffee shop this morning,

and a barista there asked me to read an article

that she had written for her college paper.

Oddly enough, it was identical to yours.

There must be some mistake.

No, just the one you made

in assuming that you could pass off somebody else's material as your own.

You are a fraud, Angela.

And I am going to call the fellowship and let them know that exactly.

And by the way,

you're fired.

Vince Powers : And cut. Nice job, people.


Wilson : Oh, come on!


Cacaw Te : They were trespassing on sacred Mayan soil.

Beckett : You sent two of them to the hospital.

Cacaw Te : Things got out of hand, but that's not why I'm here, is it?

Beckett : Sending death threats through the U.S. Mail is a felony.

Castle : And so is murder,

Castle : or, as your ancestors like to call it, human sacrifice.

- I don't know what you're talking about. - Does this jog your memory?


Sheldon : I heard a woman laughing.

Leonard : Oh, uh, yeah. I was trying to see if I could laugh as a woman.

Oh! Well, good job. Quite convincing.

Sheldon : I smell perfume.

Leonard : Air freshener.

Sheldon : And is that lipstick on your cheek and neck?

Leonard : Rash. That's a bad rash.

Sheldon : My sympathies.

I'm no stranger to the crimson scourge that is dermatitis.

Sheldon : Can I interest you in a topical steroid

Sheldon : from my lotion and unguent collection?


Wyatt : Says he loves you.

Leonard : What?

Penny : I see.

Wyatt : The whole thing's bull squirt, huh?

Wyatt : Well, that's very disappointing.

Penny : Bye.


House : Word on the street is you set a new personal best for low-cut.

Cuddy : I don't know why you chose to give them the names of somebody's aunts.

House : It's a compliment. They're always smoking.

House : I remember. I need you to authorize the medical discharge of a minor.

House : That's why I'm holding this in my hand.

House : Haven't finished testing yet, but it's...

House : Your outbox is three times normal size. That's not a metaphor.

Cuddy : There's a lot to be done before the weekend.

You could take papers home with you. Unless you're not gonna be home.

House : Unless you were, for example, going to a medical conference.

Cuddy : I'm driving up with Wilson.

House : Me, too.


Sheldon : I recently read that during World War Two,

Sheldon : Joseph Stalin had a research program

Sheldon : to create supersoldiers

Sheldon : by having women impregnated by gorillas.

Howard : What a sick use of science.

Raj : Hey, as long as the baby's healthy.

Amy : I wonder if Stalin considered any other animals.

Leonard : Hippos are the deadliest creature.

Leonard : A half-human, half-hippo soldier would be pretty badass.

Howard : Yes, but when they're hungry-hungry,

Howard : you can stop them with marbles.

Sheldon : Yeah, the correct animal

Sheldon : for interspecies supersolider is koala.

Sheldon : You would wind up with an army so cute it couldn't be attacked.

Raj : But half-man, half-owl could fly...

Sheldon : The answer is cuddly soldiers with big flat noses. Moving on.

Howard : So, Penny, when's the new job start?

Penny : Next Monday.


-Phoebe? -What?

Monica : -Do you have a plan? -I don't even have a " pla. "

Pizza Guy : One mushroom, green pepper and onion?

No, no, no. That's not what we ordered!

Rachel : We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese!

Wait. You' re not G. Stephanopoulos? Man, my dad's gonna kill me!

Wait! Did you say G. Stephanopoulos?

Pizza Guy : Yeah, this one goes across the street. I gave him yours. Bonehead! Bonehead!

When you do that, you're only hitting yourself.

Was this a small Mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks?

-That sounds right. -Was he wearing a stunning blue suit?

Phoebe : -And a power tie? -No, pretty much just a towel.

Rachel : -Oh, God! -You guys want me to take this back?


Y eah.

CHRISTINA : I have to go. I'll be right back.

IZZIE : - Why are you getting paged? - I have to go.

MRS. O'MALLEY : You're pretty.

MRS. O'MALLEY : Nothing sexual between you and Georgie? Not even a little bit?

- Louise! - What? I just want Georgie to be happy.


- We're kinda cheating.

- [Bryan] All the kids are like, what?

holiday music

We have, Olivia, Bailey, Ollie, and Patence,


Castle : The Butcherbird's Song.

And in 25 years, he never wrote another word.

Alexis : Just one book, then he disappeared from public life.

Alexis : According to Twitter, he was murdered at Saint Mark's on Third.

Castle : That's wonderful.

Alexis : Dad, a little respect for the dead.

Castle : Not wonderful that he was murdered, wonderful where he was murdered.

Alexis : Saint Mark's,

Castle : that's in the jurisdiction of the 12th Precinct.

Castle : And I am an expert on all things P.J. Moffet.

Alexis : So you're still going with the "win Beckett back"

"by working homicides with her" plan?

Castle : That's how I got her to fall for me the first time.

Castle : That, and when I kiss her, I use the bottom of...

Alexis : Dad, when it comes to your sex life,

Alexis : how about we stick with the after-school special version?

Castle : That's fair.

Alexis : Okay, so what's going to be your way into the case this time?

Well, all I need is a... A client.

Beckett : You guys, Lanie called.

Beckett : No usable prints from the crime scene, and no hits off ballistics.

Esposito : Yo, The Butcherbird's Song is still a popular novel, right?

I mean, it's 25 years old,

Esposito : but our victim should still be getting huge royalty checks.

Ryan : Yeah. It's required reading in most high schools.

Esposito : Then why was he living in a one-bedroom apartment,

Esposito : and working as a janitor for the past five years?

Beckett : I'll call the publisher, have them confirm who he is.

Castle : No need.

Castle : We can do that for you.

Uh...

Beckett : Castle, what are you doing here?

Castle : Meet my client. This is wendy Johnson, wife of Dave Johnson,

Castle : also known as famed novelist P.J. Moffet.

Castle : We're here to make a statement.

Esposito : Well, we'll escort her to Captain Beckett's office.


- [Missy] Look at them all.

- [Bryan] Oh, my gosh, look at all those eggs!

This is what happens around our house,

around this time.

- This is only like two days worth of eggs.

- Yeah, we're dealin' with a little birdie eggs,

we're dealin' with chicken eggs

and if you guys haven't seen,

we are also dealing with monster eggs.

That's right.

A couple days ago we discovered that there was

a pond monster in the pond on our property.

Remember when we found that monster?

- [Boys] Yeah.

- [Bryan] Yeah!

And we got all those eggs, right?

- [Missy] Yep.

- That's right, we've actually been incubating them,

I've heard monster eggs take like.

shrieking

- [Boys] Oopsies.

- [Bryan] Oopsies.

- Yeah, that happens sometimes.

- [Bryan] We've dropped one.

- [Missy] That's okay boys,

just keep puttin' more in,

I think that's all of them.

- Yes, so we also have monster eggs incubating,

we wanted to see what would happen so we should totally

check those today, huh?


== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man

Penny : So, you really gonna break up with her?

Raj : Yeah, I think so. Do you have any advice?


Those are straight up like penicillin vitamins.

- [Timour] Would you eat this?

- [Joel] I'd be coming back, yeah.

women laughing

[Timour] He wants to eat it [MarÃa] NO don't eat it!

Oh, can we try a little bit?

[MarÃa] Oh, all right, just a little bit

women laughing

[MarÃa] No, because of the strong smell, nobody eats it


Rachel : Sure. Why?

Joey : Chandler and Monica are over there. It's kind of hard to concentrate.

Rachel : She just called and said she was going to be working late.

Rachel : She keeps lying to me.

That's it! I'm going over there and confronting them right now.


I think we found the jackpot.

- Yes.

- Let's try it out.

- We have ordered Afghani chicken.

- Afghani chicken.

- Yeah, that's a chicken which is cooked,

is marinated in yogurt.

- Oh it looks so crispy.

- [Anubhav] Yeah.

- [Trevor] Oh you can see all the spice they put on there.

- [Anubhav] And they've also added

some dark masala over it.

Like dried mango powder and different--

- Mango powder and spice, and you

can cover it with lemon.

And then what else did we get here?

- Then they have chicken masala.

- Chicken masala.

- [Anubhav] It takes almost eight hours,

the masala is cooked for eight hours.

- [Trevor] That rich paste they cook it with,

tons of spices in there.

- [Anubhav] Tons of spices in there.

- And they garnish with cilantro, beautiful,

and then some of that parata from the back, right?

Ooh.

Looks incredible, and then also a...

- Mint chutney.

- Mint chutney with some onion.

I think we should go right in

for these beauties, look at those!


the cathedral and the road below but

the cathedral and the road below but then the tiles the wooden tables the

then the tiles the wooden tables the

then the tiles the wooden tables the kind of rickety bucket seat during

kind of rickety bucket seat during

kind of rickety bucket seat during leather chairs and Surya was explaining

leather chairs and Surya was explaining

leather chairs and Surya was explaining that this used to be the former office

that this used to be the former office

that this used to be the former office of singer sewing machines this is the

of singer sewing machines this is the

of singer sewing machines this is the origin what a historical location this

origin what a historical location this

origin what a historical location this time I needed a bit of a stronger copy I


Beckett : You know, don't you?

Beckett : Know what?

Beckett : That's why we got pulled from the lineup.

Beckett : Kimmel's your bud.

Beckett : You must have called him and told him to perform so we wouldn't have to.

Beckett : Or, so that I wouldn't have to.


and it just brings you to the next realm.

It is a true juicy, crispy, slightly sweet

and spicy, oily mouthfeel from heaven.


Leonard : There's no such thing as haircut records.

- Yes, there are. - Have you ever seen them?

Sheldon : No, but my mother assured me they were sent here...

...and I'll bet you dollars to donuts that this one doesn't have them.

Sheldon : Excuse me.

Sheldon : Do you have access to my haircut records?

Barber : Your what?

Sheldon : To paraphrase T.S. Eliot, this is the way the world ends.

Sheldon : Not with a bang but with a nephew.

Leonard : Sheldon, you're a grown man, he's a professional...

Leonard : ...and your haircut is number three on that poster from 1946.

Leonard : - Just sit down and let him do it. - Fine.

Sheldon : But if I come out of this looking like a dork, it's on you.


- [Mark] Incredibly juicy.

You can probably squeeze it like a towel

and juices would come out.

moans

- [Sonny] Yeah, that looks nice.

- Oh, wow.

And this is the classic chicken-dipping sauce here.

upbeat music


[Music]

[Music] yeah very simple just like a vegetable

yeah very simple just like a vegetable

yeah very simple just like a vegetable soup flavored with the fish bones

soup flavored with the fish bones

soup flavored with the fish bones [Music]

[Music]

[Music] another option of what you can do is you

another option of what you can do is you can go in with your spoon you can eat

can go in with your spoon you can eat

can go in with your spoon you can eat some of the gourd you need some of the

some of the gourd you need some of the

some of the gourd you need some of the dishes and then you can chase them with

dishes and then you can chase them with

dishes and then you can chase them with vegetables so one more notable feature

vegetables so one more notable feature

vegetables so one more notable feature about the Goya set up how the fishes

about the Goya set up how the fishes

about the Goya set up how the fishes just barely boiled so it's not mushy

just barely boiled so it's not mushy

just barely boiled so it's not mushy it's not overcooked it remains it

it's not overcooked it remains it

it's not overcooked it remains it remains firm and just ah and still

remains firm and just ah and still

remains firm and just ah and still refreshing oh that's just so good in


Leonard : Hmm.


James : James Earl Jones, Meadowlark Lemon...

James : The list goes on.

I can't get a straight answer about who my real dad is and Barney's no help.

James : He still believes every lie that my mom told us growing up.

James : Not me. I caught on early.

Barney : Careful!

Barney : Michael Jackson sent me this glove for my tenth...


Richard Castle : So what do we know?

Alexis Castle : Last night, Beckett's old team from the Attorney General's office was killed.

Right. And then this morning, she gets a call from their new hire, Vikram.

Castle : And all hell breaks loose.

Alexis : Which means everything must be connected to Beckett's time in the AG.

Castle : But how? That was two years ago.

Alexis : - Maybe she stayed in contact. - And kept me in the dark?

Castle : Well, before today, I wouldn't have believed it.

Castle : Now, I can't help but wonder what else she's keeping from me.

Alexis : Don't go there, Dad.

Castle : Easier said than done.

Richard?

Castle : In here.

Ah, I thought you two might need a pick-me-up.


so let's Finnd out.

Hello.

- [Delivery Woman] You're Missy?

- Yup.

- [Delivery Woman] There you go, sweetheart.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- What in the world?

What is this?

I'm literally in the middle of a meeting

and my dad's here helping me out because we got the kids

and I don't know who this is from.


Chandler : Third wife sold separately.

He's great. I mean, we have such a good time together.

He's so funny and so sweet. And I'm not attracted to him at all!

Ross : - Still? - No.

It's driving me crazy. In every other way, he's the perfect guy.

Monica : He has everything. Plus, he actually has everything.

Life-sized Imperial Stormtroopers from Sharper Image?

Two.

Chandler : Wow. Can Joey and I put them on and fight?

Oh, Mommy! Oh, Daddy! I am a big old baddy


and then next ah next procedure here I'm not sure what they're doing but I'm just

not sure what they're doing but I'm just watching them as they create another

watching them as they create another

watching them as they create another another packet another cooking technique

another packet another cooking technique where there's a piling stones and now


so we are back at the drew hotel for

so we are back at the drew hotel for

so we are back at the drew hotel for dinner tonight and they serve at

dinner tonight and they serve at

dinner tonight and they serve at dinnertime they serve an Indian buffet

dinnertime they serve an Indian buffet

dinnertime they serve an Indian buffet and I'm hanging out with the my Bhutan

and I'm hanging out with the my Bhutan

and I'm hanging out with the my Bhutan crew with Matt and karma over there I

crew with Matt and karma over there I

crew with Matt and karma over there I really want to try the I'm gonna sorry

really want to try the I'm gonna sorry

really want to try the I'm gonna sorry fish which looks like a but Jia and it

fish which looks like a but Jia and it

fish which looks like a but Jia and it smells like a Vegeta but they are pieces

smells like a Vegeta but they are pieces of fish so I think this can be picked up

of fish so I think this can be picked up in eaten that is like a fish bhajiya or

in eaten that is like a fish bhajiya or

in eaten that is like a fish bhajiya or it almost tastes like a fish pakora

it almost tastes like a fish pakora

it almost tastes like a fish pakora I think it's called karahi paneer bell

I think it's called karahi paneer bell

I think it's called karahi paneer bell peppers it looks like as well as onions

peppers it looks like as well as onions

peppers it looks like as well as onions as well as other peppers and then and in

as well as other peppers and then and in the paneer the cheese what I like about


Castle : and killed her in a fit of rage.

Castle : I told her everything was gonna be all right.

Castle : I promised her.

Beckett : I'm sorry, babe.

Castle : Have you heard from Detective Neely?

Beckett : She said that search teams didn't find anything in the woods.

Castle : Yeah. That's because Cole knew he couldn't leave her out there,

not once I was onto him.

Castle : So he put her back in the car,

Castle : dumped it and the body someplace else.

Westchester has got a BOLO out on Eva's car.

Beckett : And they've flagged her credit cards.

Castle : Have they pinged her cell phone?

Beckett : They tried. But it's either off or dead.

Yeah, I wanna go with dead.

Castle : What about his alibi?

Beckett : Well, he wasn't at work like he said.

Beckett : His business partner said that he left at 6 : 00 p.m., not at 8 : 00.

Plenty of time to get back to Westchester by 7 : 45.

Beckett : But when Detective Neely confronted

Beckett : him about it, he revised his story.

He said that he was with his mistress,

Beckett : Taylor McKinley, that woman that you took pictures of,

until 8 : 00 p.m.

Castle : We need to talk to her.

Beckett : Castle, I don't have any jurisdiction. This isn't my case.

Castle : Yes, but it's my case.

Castle : Eva hired me.

Castle : She was my friend,

Castle : and he killed her right in front of me.

Okay. I'll talk to the mistress.

Beckett : But just me.

Beckett : Not you. You're too close to this. Okay?

Taylor Mckinley : So? We had an affair and his wife left.

Taylor Mckinley : What's the big deal? That stuff happens every day.

Beckett : Except wives don't go missing every day.


But he said it'd just come across as motive,

Nina : which, surprise, surprise, it did.

Castle : What about the fight?

Castle : The fight you had with Sadie outside the bar, the night before the murder?

Nina : That was nothing.

Nina.

Castle : Nina, I think you're telling the truth,

Castle : but I can't help you unless you tell me the whole story.


and the snake eggs in dates, garlic and ginger,

we watched the cutting of the local grass carp into sashimi.

That is

ultra fresh sashimi.

Literally just killed it


Howard : It'll be like Ma's feeding us one last time.

Bernadette : I love that.

Raj : Me, too.

Sheldon : Oh, look, we've got enough ketchup

Raj : to cover every ounce of it.

Penny : I mean, who even reads Scientific American?

Leonard : It's kind of a big deal.

Penny : If it's such a big deal, how come the biggest celebrity

Penny : they could get for the cover is a molecule?

Leonard : Can we please just stop talking about it?

Amy : I'm sorry. What can I do?

Leonard : Nothing, I'm fine. sighs

Sheldon : No, no. I'm gonna cheer you up.

clears throat

Penny : Here we go.


Ted : No. I wouldn't bore you

Ted : With the seven million man-hours it took to build

Ted : This 102-story testament to human will.

Ted : So, you okay?

Katie : I don't know what everyone is freaking out about.

Katie : Kyle, he's a really nice guy.

Katie : He could've cheated on me

Katie : With my lab partner gretchen gwynn,

Katie : But he didn't.

Because he said he knew I'd find out.

Ted : That's very gallant.

Ted : Well, I don't know what

Ted : Your sister's freaking out about, either.

Ted : I was your age my first time. Oh, really?

Ted : Yeah, yeah. It was, uh, it was with this girl, molly.

Molly : I love you, ted.

Ted : Oh, I love you, too, molly.

Ted : But I didn't.

Marshall : That was amazing.

Ted : Look, I got to go.

Molly : Where are you going?

Ted : My cousin got some firecrackers from mexico.

Ted : We're going out to the woods to light 'em...

Ted : It's gonna be awesome.

Molly : Well, will you call me?


tastes really good but doesn't really

tastes really good but doesn't really leave your stomach feeling fall I wish

leave your stomach feeling fall I wish

leave your stomach feeling fall I wish they would do that for pizza gently


Sheldon : You see a dragon.

Howard : Really? So we're playing Dungeons and Dragons.

Howard : And we walk into a dungeon and see a dragon?

- lsn't that a Iittle on the nose? - When you play Chutes and Ladders...

Sheldon : ...do you complain about all the chutes and the ladders?

Leonard : Are you gonna eat that whole pie?


Ghee in there, it's actually very smooth and like,

kinda light.

- Yep. - And the fried bread

has just soaked it up with the meat juices,

with the chickpeas, with those cashews!

I think those cashews is just what puts it

over the top delicious.

That is borderline insane.

child calls in Arabic

- [Kamel] It's just the second largest, is it?

- The humus with the minced meat on top,

with the cashews on top, and then a scoop of chili,

chili sauce on top.

chatter in Arabic

- Oh yeah.

- Oh wow!

I've never tasted humus like that, that is insane.

Those cashews on top, the mincemeat.

That chili sauce is incredible.

- So good that I've never seen you speechless before,

like this. - I don't even know

what to say.

laughs

Ramil is feeding everyone.


MARK : - I thought it was time for a change. - You can't do this. You can't be here.

MARK : Sure, I can. It was easy.

I sublet the apartment, sold the practice.

DEREK : He is a liar and a cheat.

He's one of the finest plastic surgeons.

He'll generate twice the revenue neurosurgery does.

Money? That's why he's here?

MARK : - Why do you think I'm here? - This is why I left you.

MARK : - Thought you left me for Derek. - I left New York because of him.

CHIEF : He was your best friend. For years.

- Up until he had sex with my wife. - We all make mistakes.

CHRISTINA : Holy crap. Are you pregnant?

Well, this is just perfect.


Beckett : Let's see who Scott screwed over

Beckett : and what he was doing to make it right the night that he was killed.

Ryan : And I think I know where to start looking.

Nancy's husband and his friends

Ryan : all used the same lawyer to bust up their prenups.

Ryan : Some hotshot named Lindsey Trent.

Ryan : The Ledger just did a piece on her.

Ryan : The divorce attorney to the rich and shameless.

Beckett : You know, if she was the one that was hiring Scott,


Ted : And I don't do that.

Ted : Ooh. That must be adam.


Is this "Hot Rachel" that you took to the Christmas Party?

Chandler : By the way, that is her full name.

Wow! I'm free for her.

Wait, I didn't say I wasn't free.

Let's talk it over at the Ranger game.

Drew : Hold on. I just got a box of Cubans.

I'll bring them by your office at five.

That's a little later than I usually stay, but sure.

Mike : Before the game, we could enjoy some eight-year-old Basil Haydens.

I don't know what that is, but that's a pretty nice jacket.


Joey : Hello, Zelda.

Rachel : - Who are you supposed to be? - The vicar.

Rachel : - Do you even know what a vicar is? - Like a goalie, right?

Look, that's enough.

The joke's over. I'm sick of it.

You mean this isn't the sweet torment you've been waiting all your life for?

Joey, I'm serious, all right? It's enough.

You make stupid jokes and sleazy innuendoes...

...and it's just not funny anymore.

I'm sorry. Rach, I'm sorry.

Maybe I could make it up to you by taking you roughly in the barn.


Leonard : All right, here's the deal.

Leonard : Sheldon is gone, so the tree decorating rules are out the window.

Penny : Yeah, which means we don't have to use

Penny : his ridiculous ornament-spacing template.

Leonard : And I'm happy to report its Kickstarter campaign

Leonard : is holding strong at zero dollars.

Raj : Wait, so Star Wars and Star Trek characters

Raj : can go on the same branch?

Leonard : I know, it's crazy.

Welcome to the Thunderdome, people!

Woo!

Howard : I've never done this before. It's kind of fun.

Raj : Yeah, if your mom could see her little Bar Mitzvah boy right now,

Raj : she'd have a heart attack.

Bernadette : Good idea, I'll take a picture.


Zhuafan, look at that


Penny : Okay, I get it, I get It. You are an emotionless robot.

Sheldon : Well, I try.

Penny : All right, let's just get this stupid game over with.


What do you think the cake should be :

Fudgie the whale or cookie puss?

Barney : Yeah, that was a bit.

Barney : We were doing a bit.

Abby : So I'm thinking labor day.

Abby : I was going to say fourth of July,

But I didn't want to steal any attention away from america.

Barney : Abby, I've... I've got some bad news.


Hey, stace?

Barney : What happened?

He did not!

Barney : Stay there.


Penny : will you promise to stop pestering me

Penny : about Leonard and Priya?


Castle : Odette was diabetic?

RYAN : Not according to her doctor.

He said he hasn't seen her in over a year.

Beckett : Well, maybe she developed it recently or maybe she went to a new doctor.

Castle : Then why not just tell Brad Melville the truth?

Castle : That it wasn't speed, it was insulin?

Castle : And why bother buying Jasmine half of Fifth Avenue to keep her quiet?

Castle : Well, I think I can help with that.

Esposito : CSU report is back on Odette's place.

Esposito : They only found one set of prints. And they were not Odette's.

Esposito : They belong to a woman named Barbra Landau.

Beckett : Who the hell is Barbra Landau?

Esposito : Not someone who would run in Odette's circles.

Esposito : She was raised in foster care and was a high school dropout.

Castle : So she was staying with Odette?

Beckett : We need to talk to her. ESPOSITO : That's gonna be tough.

Esposito : Officially, Barbra Landau's been dead for over a year.

Esposito : Here's her death certificate.

Beckett : She died of blunt force trauma

Beckett : from injuries suffered in a train collision.

Esposito : That's right. The same train collision that Odette survived.

Esposito : Or did she?

Ryan : You see that picture of Odette?

Esposito : Well, this is Barbra.

Castle : They're identical.

Beckett : But that's impossible.

Impossible? Or the explanation to everything?

Castle : The dramatic change in Odette after the accident,

Castle : the need to hide being a diabetic,

Brad : because Odette was not a diabetic.

Beckett : Odette Morton didn't survive that train crash, Barbra did.

Castle : And like a phoenix rising from the ashes,

Castle : Barbra Landau walked away from the wreckage of that train


Castle : I just asked her to check into flowers and keep it simple.

Castle : With her track record, I should have known better.

Beckett : Look, she means well, Castle. She just wants to be a part of this.

Beckett : So let's find something for her to do. Some kind of a wedding project.

Castle : Yes, you're right,

Castle : but something she can't turn into an over-the-top disaster.

Beckett : - I'll keep thinking. - Yeah, me, too.

ESPOSITO : Yo, so this building was set to be demolished.

Javier Esposito : That is, until the salvage crew stripping the place came across this body.

Kevin Ryan : Buried under concrete, no less.

You got cause of death?

Not till I do a full exam,

Lanie : but he's probably been here since they poured the concrete,

Lanie : back in 1978.

CASTLE : A dead man from the Carter administration

Castle : entombed in cement.

Castle : I am intrigued.

Beckett : Anything else you can tell us about the victim?

LANIE : He was maybe early 30s.

Lanie : And a sharp dresser. Check out that powder blue suit.

Beckett : Yeah, straight from the disco era.

Castle : And a testament to the truly indestructible nature of polyester.

We'll check out who owned the building back in '78 and who owns it now.

ESPOSITO : We'll also pull permits

to see if we can track down who poured this concrete.

GASPING

Castle : I know who the victim is.

What?

Castle : A man in his 30s?

Castle : With a penchant for pinky rings and Panerai watches?

Who mysteriously vanished in 1978? Come on!


David! l love David.

Don't look at me that way, Roseanne Roseannadanna.

Ross : ''By using CT scans and computer imaging, we can, in a very real way...

Ross : ...bring the Mesozoic Era into the 21 st century.''


- Mm.

foreign chatter

- The greasy barbecue goodness, man.

- Mm.

- What is it called, ong pu?


Joey : Rachel stuff.

Oh, Joey, you bummed him out! This is the happiest dog in the world.

He spends a day with you, and look!

He's breathing.

Okay, well, he's watching us so just look happy, okay?

-I'll take him to Wendy's. -He's fine.


that's amazing.

Yeah this is some of the cashew juice it comes in a set.

Comes with a coxinha and some of the juice.


Sheldon : Bongo solo.


Raj : Hey.

Amy : Hey, what's going on? Not much.

Bernadette : You want to get a drink later?

Bernadette : Just the two of us?

Amy : No Penny?

Bernadette : Not tonight.

Bernadette : I'm a little frustrated with her.

Amy : Because you got her the job and you think

Amy : she should be working harder to prepare for it?

Bernadette : So it's not just me. You see it, too!

Amy : I do, I see it.

Bernadette : It's driving me crazy.

Bernadette : Just this afternoon, I saw on Instagram

Bernadette : that instead of studying, she went out to lunch

Bernadette : and got a manicure.

That's outrageous!


- [Missy] I don't know. laughing

- This is not funny!

- [Missy] I don't know, I'm sorry.

- Why don't we go check in here?

- Check in here.

We went here, argh!

- Oh my gosh, we seriously can not find them.

Please, if you guys see them anywhere in the video,

make sure you leave down in the comments where you saw them.

I'm a little worried right now.

- Okay, well I'm gonna check the hallway.

I think we should check the hallway.

- Okay.

- Alright dude, let's check the hallway

`cause this is not gonna work.

- I see something! - No way...


and hearty but that beef is awesome and

and hearty but that beef is awesome and actually it's properly spicy

actually it's properly spicy

actually it's properly spicy well that will go up your nose a little

well that will go up your nose a little

well that will go up your nose a little bit okay mix that in with again with the

bit okay mix that in with again with the rice oh wow my first it almost tastes

rice oh wow my first it almost tastes

rice oh wow my first it almost tastes like pepperoni it has a little bit of a

like pepperoni it has a little bit of a

like pepperoni it has a little bit of a sweetness to it you can taste that there

sweetness to it you can taste that there are red chillies mixed with in the

are red chillies mixed with in the

are red chillies mixed with in the minced meat and then i think the

minced meat and then i think the

minced meat and then i think the lemongrabs lemongrass and maybe go long


Oh, this is a tropical paradise, there are durian trees,

bananas, mangosteen, rambutan, and it's not

quite there in season yet, so you can see the little dirt;

oh I just got bit by an ant.

Oh yeah look at that ant.


I mean just marvelous she's bright like

I mean just marvelous she's bright like a diamond

a diamond

a diamond as we honor would say look at a glisten

as we honor would say look at a glisten

as we honor would say look at a glisten I'll tell you what I prefer these grains

I'll tell you what I prefer these grains of rice to diamonds right now can't get

of rice to diamonds right now can't get

of rice to diamonds right now can't get a diamond

I don't think anything can be made not


your throat I'm a huge fan of deli

your throat I'm a huge fan of deli pickles time for part two one thing I

pickles time for part two one thing I

pickles time for part two one thing I love is how the pastrami is cut it's

love is how the pastrami is cut it's

love is how the pastrami is cut it's kind of thick slices but somehow they're

kind of thick slices but somehow they're like the perfect sliced miss sometimes

like the perfect sliced miss sometimes

like the perfect sliced miss sometimes it can be too thin and then you've got

it can be too thin and then you've got

it can be too thin and then you've got too many layers but this one is like the

too many layers but this one is like the perfect thickness you can see that fat

perfect thickness you can see that fat

perfect thickness you can see that fat just melting in the cheese is perfect

just melting in the cheese is perfect

just melting in the cheese is perfect because it's not that much cheese but

because it's not that much cheese but

because it's not that much cheese but just enough to add a little bit of

just enough to add a little bit of

just enough to add a little bit of flavor and then the coleslaw is almost

flavor and then the coleslaw is almost

flavor and then the coleslaw is almost equal to the meat and then the bread I

equal to the meat and then the bread I

equal to the meat and then the bread I like the combination of both the crusty

like the combination of both the crusty

like the combination of both the crusty edges as well as that soft supple

edges as well as that soft supple

edges as well as that soft supple interior everything is perfect on it so

interior everything is perfect on it so

interior everything is perfect on it so balanced thank you thank you


MARK : - There are millions of us out there. - You're unhappy with your penis?

MARK : - I could be a lot less unhappy. - You are a complete and total whore.

- Maybe, but I'm more fun than Derek. - Really? How?

Maybe it's for the best that he's taking some space.

MARK : Maybe you two aren't meant to be together.

You really do need to learn how to mind your own business.

MARK : Look, Derek,


Also it is good with all the organs

so you can include the organs in your curry as well.

Rather than cutting up the chicken into like thigh

and drumsticks pieces, the Thai style

for lots of chicken curry dishes and soups in Thailand

is to chop up the entire chicken into bite sized pieces.


and she's gonna get it nice and crisped up

and load it with chorizo tlayuda, por favor.

Oh yeah, look at this.

Oh, that's frijoles.

So she's loading it up with frijoles

which is refried beans, a bit of salad with cilantro,

and then she's just loading it up with the chorizo.

Oh, yeah, that looks awesome.

- Guacamole?

- Guacamole, si, por favor.

Oh yeah, look at that.


Arthur : If you want to un-fire Randy, I support you,

Arthur : because to come in here and say what you just said,

Arthur : you've got a couple things that Tugboat doesn't.

Ted : Prof Rock is a really good mix, okay?

Student : A piece of New York history is being torn down,

Student : and all you could say was "Boo freakin' hoo"?

Zoey : I may have mentioned our conversation over a session of hacky sack.

Ted : The one day I miss the sack circle, you guys sub her in?

Zoey : Why'd you miss?

Zoey : Too busy tearing down the Statue of Liberty?

Ted : I was returning a hot dog costume that you all enjoyed.

They were all turning against me,

so I figured, what the hell.


Penny : Sheldon, what did you say?


Rounded.

Rounded around the clay pot.

She put a little bit of oil in the clay pot,

and then the fish goes in.


we made our way for the other five remaining Iranian foods.

And Mr. Taster is bringing us for more all day.

- Mr. Taster. - Awesome, awesome.

- [Trevor] And next up, we are just driving up

to a ice cream factory.

- Yeah, the name of the ice cream in Mushhad is Tolab.

- [Trevor] Tolab?

- Yeah, Tolab is a really nice one.

I'm sure you're gonna be surprised.

- [Trevor] Yeah, that's a... lips smacking

- And here we are, ice cream factory.

- Ice cream factory, yeah.

speaking foreign language


[Music]


You shaved. I did!

I liked the beard. I liked it, too, but it was getting kind of hot!

Ted : Maybe in the winter, I'll grow it back out!

Ted : Okay, I'm done.

Robin : I know it was weird showing up with gael.

Ted : I'm sorry.

Ted : Look, us breaking up... It was the right thing.

Ted : But it took some time to get over you, you know?

Ted : I-I'm still getting over you.

But you? You were over it

Ted : The minute they started the in-flight movie.

Over it?!

Robin : My first three days in argentina,

Robin : I cried my eyes out.

Robin : I missed you

Gael : So much.

Robin : I wanted to go and prove how adventurous I am,

Barney : But the truth is... It was really lonely.

Robin : And that's why gael happened.

Ted : You weren't trying to win the breakup?

Robin : I was trying to survive it.

Ted : Okay.

Narrator : No.

Ted : See, look, that all sounds good, and

Ted : We'll still be friends and move on, but...


Okay.

Who doesn't accept an apology?

I mean, it's just so simple.

"I'm sorry, Sandra." "That's okay, Monica.

I forgive you.

And by the way, you're very pretty."

Phoebe : I have new respect for Chandler.

Phoebe : All right, everybody! It's time to open the presents!


meat like it's huh more flavor and the

meat like it's huh more flavor and the meat is much more tender yeah this is

meat is much more tender yeah this is

meat is much more tender yeah this is better those meat is kiss me soft

better those meat is kiss me soft

better those meat is kiss me soft it really takes no effort to get all of

it really takes no effort to get all of

it really takes no effort to get all of me from all the little cracks this dish

me from all the little cracks this dish

me from all the little cracks this dish one of my favorite things to eat here in

one of my favorite things to eat here in Thailand

Thailand

Thailand squit stir-fried with salted egg rarely

squit stir-fried with salted egg rarely

squit stir-fried with salted egg rarely is there ever this gooey and saucy

is there ever this gooey and saucy

is there ever this gooey and saucy usually it's just salted egg kind of

usually it's just salted egg kind of

usually it's just salted egg kind of like try it on top of something but this

like try it on top of something but this is more of a liquidy salted egg sauce Oh

is more of a liquidy salted egg sauce Oh personally I love salted egg everything

personally I love salted egg everything

personally I love salted egg everything well you got to stress it's creamy

well you got to stress it's creamy

well you got to stress it's creamy thank promptly thank yo key at the same

thank promptly thank yo key at the same

thank promptly thank yo key at the same time sauce is so thick and it holds on

time sauce is so thick and it holds on

time sauce is so thick and it holds on to that delicate calamari it just brings

to that delicate calamari it just brings it an amazing richness and saltiness to

it an amazing richness and saltiness to

it an amazing richness and saltiness to the dish won't get crazy let's get a

the dish won't get crazy let's get a

the dish won't get crazy let's get a little crazy salted egg on an egg

little crazy salted egg on an egg

little crazy salted egg on an egg omelette this is an exceptionally amount


Barney : You did break up.

Ted : Yep.

Barney : You're not pregnant?

Ted : Nope.

Barney : An-and marshall and lily don't know?

Ted : Well, afterwards,

Ted : Uh, we came by to tell you guys,

Ted : But lily was pretty stressed out, so...

Robin : We decided not to say anything till after the wedding.

Ted : Whoa.

Barney : You guys okay?

Ted : Well, it hasn't been the easiest two weeks of our lives, but...

Robin : But we're okay.

Ted : The open bar helps.

Boy : Excuse me, miss.

Robin : Hi.

Kid : Could I have this dance?


first thing we're going to need is some

first thing we're going to need is some wood you guys know I'm just fantastic

wood you guys know I'm just fantastic

wood you guys know I'm just fantastic with wood things building what hanging

with wood things building what hanging

with wood things building what hanging things they all everything I hang falls

things they all everything I hang falls

things they all everything I hang falls off the wall dude I'm not good at this

off the wall dude I'm not good at this

off the wall dude I'm not good at this kind of stuff is David here going to

kind of stuff is David here going to

kind of stuff is David here going to help me chop these up sup buddy how's it

help me chop these up sup buddy how's it going you imagine if I build a house how

going you imagine if I build a house how long it was last I need somewhere we're

long it was last I need somewhere we're

long it was last I need somewhere we're going to chop this up and then I'm gonna

going to chop this up and then I'm gonna show you guys what I'm doing actually I

show you guys what I'm doing actually I

show you guys what I'm doing actually I already know by so that's how I use it

already know by so that's how I use it

already know by so that's how I use it as an animal thumbnail

as an animal thumbnail

as an animal thumbnail [Music]


was the chairs is he seems to be in the

was the chairs is he seems to be in the lead this is like The Apprentice they


I've talked to Dr. Cuddy, and she would like you to do three things.

One, send him home, two, sterilize the OR, three, use your own brain.

See ya.

It was about puke. That's what's so important.

Puke.

Cuddy : Well, I guess I don't have to rush back in.

Cuddy : But whatever "now what" we do decide on,

Cuddy : it comes after you take a bath.

Taub : Here's one.

Twenty-five-year-old man with numbness and tingling in his legs

Taub : and a speech disorder, three...

Foreman : Anybody see House?

It's 10 : 00 a.m. I'd be worried if he was here. Twenty-five-year-old...

Foreman : He was in pretty bad shape yesterday, after his patient died.

Chase : House has lost patients before.

Chase : We all have. He's a big boy.

Foreman : You didn't see him.

Thirteen : Best thing we can do for him now is find him a new puzzle to solve.

Taub : Thus bringing us back to my 25-year-old...

Chase : Yet you're the only person here without a potential case in front of you.

Thirteen : - I haven't found the right one yet. - Oh.

Chase : I thought maybe it was because you were asking for a leave of absence

Chase : and wouldn't have time to see a case through.

Taub : - I didn't say anything. - He didn't.

Chase : I saw an envelope on House's desk with your name on it,

Chase : so naturally I steamed it open.

Foreman : What's wrong with you? You steam an envelope to keep it secret.

Foreman : Which is why I just ripped it.

Foreman : You gonna tell us where you're going?


you can't feel the tightness lifting up

you can't feel the tightness lifting up

you can't feel the tightness lifting up the cabbage drag me it's a total

the cabbage drag me it's a total

the cabbage drag me it's a total different texture and feel than the

different texture and feel than the

different texture and feel than the grape leaves fifi does it again fifty

grape leaves fifi does it again fifty

grape leaves fifi does it again fifty strikes back pv strikes again

Hamels other secret dipping it into a

Hamels other secret dipping it into a

Hamels other secret dipping it into a thick like a thick pomegranate molasses

thick like a thick pomegranate molasses

thick like a thick pomegranate molasses give it another edge of flavor

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] Wallen that's more like a burst of

Wallen that's more like a burst of

Wallen that's more like a burst of sourness like a hint of sweetness but

sourness like a hint of sweetness but

sourness like a hint of sweetness but it's mostly sour

it's mostly sour

it's mostly sour although the boom this is the stage when


And the, of course, chopped chilis.

Okay. That should be good for the next few bites.

Maybe a little bit of extra sauce on there

for extra good measure, of course.

Oh, and that is a perfect bite.


...Stick, Brown, Sulkov, McGuire...

...J.T., Beardsley.

Monica : Is that all?

Chip : After high school, you kind of lose touch.

Chip : I ran into Richard Dorfman.

Monica : -How is he? -Me and Simens gave him a wedgie.


I don't know if you guys are snacking,

Your moms for snacks.

- Help me!

- [Missy] So this is all I do.

Alright, and we do have a lot of snacks.


Yeah. I didn't know you guys would be here.

-Do me a favor. Taste this. -What? Why?

It's okay, Joe, she's a trained chef.

Actually, I was looking for Phoebe.

Well, you just missed her.

Was that her?

-I gotta go. -Joey, wait a minute. Wait.

-What is with you? -Nothing.

You're acting strange.

Joey : All right. There is something.

I kind of had a dream.

Joey : But I don't want to talk about it.


Foreman : Annette, uh, I don't want to have to ask you to leave...

Harvey : I want her to stay.

Foreman : Well, she can stay. You do the talking.

Foreman : Why'd you come to the clinic this morning?

Harvey : Uh, about six months ago, I started grinding my...

Harvey : You know. In your mouth. You chew with them.

Teeth.


were coming here so crazy crazy have fun guys thanks for watching

guys thanks for watching

guys thanks for watching sets up on things my mom and dad are

sets up on things my mom and dad are

sets up on things my mom and dad are already here they just got their rental

already here they just got their rental

already here they just got their rental car and then my brother Justin his kids

car and then my brother Justin his kids

car and then my brother Justin his kids just landed right now so hopefully as

just landed right now so hopefully as

just landed right now so hopefully as we're waiting for our car they will come

we're waiting for our car they will come out we'll get to see them here and at

out we'll get to see them here and at

out we'll get to see them here and at the cameras would pull the far over it

the cameras would pull the far over it

the cameras would pull the far over it went right on the plane

went right on the plane

went right on the plane you know if I could do that I would

you know if I could do that I would

you know if I could do that I would because that would be amazing and I just

because that would be amazing and I just can't hold out scary we're hunting

can't hold out scary we're hunting

can't hold out scary we're hunting lizard he's right there right there

lizard he's right there right there

lizard he's right there right there zoom he matches the leaf solo come on

zoom he matches the leaf solo come on

zoom he matches the leaf solo come on camera living it seems there is there is

camera living it seems there is there is I got you lizard we're still here

I got you lizard we're still here

I got you lizard we're still here Oh awesome maybe waiting all day for you


Sheldon : Of course, but not by myself.

Really? Never?

Well, once, when I was 15 and spending the summer...


think of our new dishwasher it's so cool our other one broke conveniently cuz

our other one broke conveniently cuz

our other one broke conveniently cuz Missy hated it yeah


Bob : And he was just the first

Chase : You killed more?

Three.

Bob : Or four.

Chase : Try not to kill anyone else until I get back.

Chase : It's neurological.

Chase : There's an aneurysm in the anterior communicating artery of his brain.

Chase : The area moderating impulse control and compulsion.

Chase : As it grew larger, so did the confessions.

Watch.

Chase : Bob, one of my shoes is missing from my locker.

I've never heard of a neurological problem

Park : that causes someone's skin to fall off.


farthing great only this is so exciting

farthing great only this is so exciting to be believe this is happening

to be believe this is happening

to be believe this is happening oh my gosh we're gonna have a baby today


Phoebe : Then it gets worse...

...because l told him l would see him tomorrow night.

-Phoebe! -l know! Evil!

l like Mike so much, you know? lt's just going really well. Oh, my God!

lsn't it ironic that David would show up...

Monica : ...on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?

Phoebe : Yeah. You know, and given my lifelong search for irony...

...you can imagine how happy l am!

Monica : -What are you gonna do? -l mean, l guess l just have to...

Phoebe : ...tell David that nothing can happen between us.

Unless l don't.


Ross : No, it's good. It is good.

It's just that Doesn't she seem a little angry?

Marsha : Well, she has issues.

Ross : Does she?

Try to live with "Mr. I'm Evolving."

He's out while she's home getting the mastodon smell out of the carpet.

Marsha, see, these are cave people.

Okay, they have issues like :

"Gee, that glacier's getting kind of close."

Marsha : Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife?

Rachel : - No. - Yes, it is. Carol, hi!

Ross : Okay. Yes, it is. I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age.

- Can I stay? - No.


We're not fighting; we're just...

Leonard : having a conversation.

Wil : All right.

Wil : We're listening to a really fun conversation

Wil : between my costar from Serial Ape-ist 2

and her fiancÃ©, who doesn't believe

Wil : women should have dreams.


letting me join

letting me join everything is so delicious it's really a

everything is so delicious it's really a pleasure it's just tasting everything

pleasure it's just tasting everything

pleasure it's just tasting everything like literally source as we're walking

like literally source as we're walking

like literally source as we're walking from the road I'd never see something

from the road I'd never see something

from the road I'd never see something like that but what a once-in-a-lifetime

like that but what a once-in-a-lifetime

like that but what a once-in-a-lifetime experience thank you thank you cupping


Monica : Everyone wants a different kind of potato, so I'm making them.

Monica : Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? No!

Rachel : No! No!

Monica : Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions, and Mario gets his T ots

It's my first Thanksgiving, and l

It's all burnt, and I can't....

Chandler : Monica, only dogs can hear you now. Look, the door's open. Here we go.


*laughs*

J : Well done mister

J : What other gymnastics can you do?

J : We're with little squiggly here, Anna's inside washing Emilia

J : But Eduardo went swimming today so he doesn't have to have a shower now

E : No

J : You already had your shower at swimming

E : Yeah

J : Isn't that the best idea

Yeah let me tell mummy okay

J : Will you telling mummy

Yeah put the camera up so I can watch

so they can watch more okay

J : Okay, I'm watching we're all watching


Oh?

Mrs. Geller : She never tells us anything.

Mrs. Geller : Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?

Ross : Mom, there are so many people in my life.

Some are seeing people and some aren't.

Ross : Is that crystal?

Mrs. Geller : So who's the mystery man?

Monica : Well, he's a doctor.

Mrs. Geller : A real doctor?

Monica : No, a doctor of meat.

Monica : Of course he's a real doctor.

Monica : And he's handsome.

Monica : And he's sweet, and I know you'd like him.

Mrs. Geller : Well, that's wonderful.

Mom, it's okay.

Richard : It is, Judy.

Jack!

Mrs. Geller : Could you come in here for a moment?


Brennan : which should be in about an hour.

Patient : You okay?

Patient : Not okay.

Amber : Which one of us is he mirroring?

Kutner : Well, if it was you, he'd be inflicting pain on someone else, so...


I was ready then though you're never

I was ready then though you're never ready you're never ready and then you're

ready you're never ready and then you're given a baby

given a baby

given a baby I was ready I felt ready I think you

I was ready I felt ready I think you

I was ready I felt ready I think you know when you know what I was told I was

know when you know what I was told I was ready once I got it once I got into

ready once I got it once I got into

ready once I got it once I got into youth well it's like I didn't use I'm no

youth well it's like I didn't use I'm no juice no juice do you do more of it yeah

I'm in love with the Coco no no no so


Phoebe Sr : ...losing your mother that way.

Phoebe : Yeah, no, it was great.

You know what a really good rainy-day game is?

Phoebe : - What? - I mean, naked game.

Joey : - We should totally play strip poker. - No!


pretty cool

pretty cool it looks like you needed help that's

it looks like you needed help that's

it looks like you needed help that's right right the real back comes straight

right right the real back comes straight to you

to you

to you I think because you robot knew you

I think because you robot knew you

I think because you robot knew you needed help

needed help

needed help Oh chicken was fantastic no line and

Oh chicken was fantastic no line and

Oh chicken was fantastic no line and just the open space and the design is

just the open space and the design is

just the open space and the design is it's beautiful at this airport and of

it's beautiful at this airport and of

it's beautiful at this airport and of course this is the departures the

course this is the departures the

course this is the departures the arrivals is downstairs

arrivals is downstairs

arrivals is downstairs okay we're gonna go through immigration

okay we're gonna go through immigration

okay we're gonna go through immigration and go through security I'm gonna put

and go through security I'm gonna put

and go through security I'm gonna put the camera away and I will see you when

the camera away and I will see you when

the camera away and I will see you when we are in the terminal welcome to a mega

we are in the terminal welcome to a mega this is like a mega mall in here mega

this is like a mega mall in here mega

this is like a mega mall in here mega entertainment complex mall but yeah

entertainment complex mall but yeah

entertainment complex mall but yeah immigration that equipment is just

immigration that equipment is just

immigration that equipment is just state-of-the-art all the scanning the

state-of-the-art all the scanning the

state-of-the-art all the scanning the security process and then immigration

security process and then immigration

security process and then immigration and their little gates that go whoosh to

and their little gates that go whoosh to open and let you in and out okay

open and let you in and out okay

open and let you in and out okay from here immediately the shopping


l'm sorry l'm late. You'll understand when you see Joey.

Honey, you're just in time. l'm about to sing another song.

-Really? ln front of all these people? -And they love me.

Phoebe : -Oh, my God. -She gives the people what they want.

Monica : All right, watch.

Are those my wife's nipples?


Yeah, Japan has the juiciest sweetest melons

That's right now this is where you should get I feel like this market

It's really really good for seafood in terms of places to eat

Um, there are little restaurants around here, but just counting beat the actual food stalls in this market

There's not a lot so I'm gonna want to rather more

But let's keep looking. Oh this place see that line. That's all for March ice cream


of fragrance coconut rice and that's

of fragrance coconut rice and that's really the essence and soul of this dish

really the essence and soul of this dish because nasi lemak literally translates

because nasi lemak literally translates

because nasi lemak literally translates to fragrant rice of course I got a few

to fragrant rice of course I got a few

to fragrant rice of course I got a few additional items here I have some fish

additional items here I have some fish

additional items here I have some fish now it's cooked in some banana leaves a

now it's cooked in some banana leaves a

now it's cooked in some banana leaves a fried patty that has potatoes and

fried patty that has potatoes and

fried patty that has potatoes and vegetables inside a Fred chunk of tofu

vegetables inside a Fred chunk of tofu

vegetables inside a Fred chunk of tofu with ground beef and all sorts of spices

with ground beef and all sorts of spices and a little set of veggies first thing

and a little set of veggies first thing

and a little set of veggies first thing I want to try is just a rice itself

I want to try is just a rice itself

I want to try is just a rice itself already super super fluffy and as its

already super super fluffy and as its

already super super fluffy and as its name suggests supremely fragrant you

know I used to drink a lot of soda and I used to love coke and then wouldn't but

used to love coke and then wouldn't but

used to love coke and then wouldn't but another coke came out that to me was a

another coke came out that to me was a

another coke came out that to me was a game changer things that seemed really


Janitor : It's all a great big cover-up.

Janitor : Do you have any idea how high up this thing goes?


Look, Dr. Hahn is an incredible surgeon.

Your father is in great hands. And nothing else matters.

Wrong. There's a lot of people with fathers here and it matters to them.

George, I know this is scary. I understand that.

IZZIE : But Burke. I didn't come back until I was ready.

IZZIE : Preston Burke is ready.

Look, I just can't talk to you about this.

It's none of your business and just please stay out of this.

IZZIE : - What do I do about your parents? - You don't do anything.

GEORGE : Your job is to watch, remember?

I'm just... Sorry.

You might consider leaving that alone until she goes into the OR.

JANELLE : About that. When's that going to happen?

There's a shard of glass in my heart.

ALEX : You'd be surprised how long people can live with stuff inside.

Glass, shrapnel, bullets.

MARK : I saw a guy once with half a chair leg in his chest.

MARK : That was one hell of a splinter.

JANELLE : Can we focus here?

Well, it looks like we'll have the OR in a few hours.

So if I get hit by a car, thrown through a window, have a big shard of glass

in my chest and my baby survives,

JANELLE : that's pretty much a sign I should have this baby, right? Even without a father?


...tried hard to create a positive atmosphere.

Can't hear you!

Monica : Positive atmosphere.

But I've had it up to here.

Monica : From now on, it is going to be my way...

Monica : ...or the highway. All right?

Monica : Does anybody have a problem with that?

Monica : Hey, new guy.

Monica : I said, does anybody have a problem with that?


Howard : It's paprika.

Leonard : Really?

Well, okay, one mystery solved.

- Okay, good night. - Thanks, Cole. See you at school.

Sheldon : See you.


sesame, and--

Sugar. - Regular sugar.

- It's got more mint in it.

- More pure.

- More baby beef in it.

- More baby beef, and then we've got the Ash Reshteh,

which is the Persian herb noodle stew.

- [Hamid] It's for the Noodle Tour, wasn't it?

- [Trevor] For the Noodle Tour, and the mint on top.

And curd. - And curd.

- [Hamid] And this ashu-la-ga-lam-kar.

And ashu-la-ga-lam-kar is a really famous one.

Really? - Yeah.

- This is the emperor, this is the king.

- Yeah. laughing

- It smells like a breakfast cinnamon cereal.


Monica : These aren't mine. Maybe Monica used to use them with...

Chandler : Don't say Richard.

Chandler : Well, if they're not Monica's and they're not yours, then whose are they?

Rachel : I think you're forgetting the kinkiest former resident of that room.

Rachel : - Pheebs! - Yeah!

Chandler : I think these are yours.

Phoebe : These are not mine. Look how flimsy they are. Come on.

My God, you try to hang a guy from a water pipe with these...

Phoebe : ...they'll snap like a piece of licorice.

Rachel : - Can I talk to you alone for a minute? - Sure.


Bernadette : Can I ask you something?

Bernadette : Why do you constantly feel the need to put down my husband?

Penny : I'm sure he does it out of love.

Penny : The same way my boyfriend makes me feel terrible

Penny : about my life choices.

Amy : I think we're gonna go.

Leonard : No, no. This is not a fight.

Leonard : I was just excited that someone offered you a part

Leonard : and a little surprised that you'd rather sit at home

Leonard : and do nothing than take it.


Barney : Hmm...

Smells delicious. Thank you.


Ready?

Three, two, one, go!


backwaters and I thought this might be a perfect opportunity to just quickly tell

perfect opportunity to just quickly tell you a few things about the backwaters

you a few things about the backwaters

you a few things about the backwaters and the houseboats number one is that

and the houseboats number one is that

and the houseboats number one is that the backwaters the kerala backwaters are

the backwaters the kerala backwaters are a series of lagoons a lot of brackish

a series of lagoons a lot of brackish

a series of lagoons a lot of brackish water that feeds in from the arabian sea

water that feeds in from the arabian sea so you have a mix of saltwater and

so you have a mix of saltwater and

so you have a mix of saltwater and freshwater

freshwater

freshwater there's canals and then that also leads

there's canals and then that also leads

there's canals and then that also leads into lakes and so you have lagoons you

into lakes and so you have lagoons you

into lakes and so you have lagoons you have lakes you have canals and even

have lakes you have canals and even

have lakes you have canals and even rivers some of the waterways are

rivers some of the waterways are

rivers some of the waterways are man-made but I think most of them are

man-made but I think most of them are

man-made but I think most of them are natural maybe a mix but that's what the

natural maybe a mix but that's what the

natural maybe a mix but that's what the kerala backwaters is and for the

kerala backwaters is and for the

kerala backwaters is and for the houseboats as the history goes this area


oh, there's duck egg in there and the Kuay Teow,

you can really smell the banana leaf fragrance

because it's warm.

The banana leaf is just emitting an amazing fragrance.


Penny : Even if I had slept with him, so what? Everyone has a past.

clears throat

Penny : Almost everyone has a past.

Bernadette : Come on, look how pretty you are.

Bernadette : I'm sure this isn't the first girl to hate you.

Leonard : It's not.

Bernadette : And I'm sure you can turn it around.

Penny : How? You can't force someone to like you.

AMY : What if you just

Amy : hang around and act like her friend

Amy : until you wear her down? I mean, next thing you know,

Amy : you're in her home, you're eating her food, drinking her wine.

Penny : No, that won't work.

Amy : You're right. Cheers.


"A Woman Undone, by Rachel IKaren Greene. "

I thought I'd give it a shot. I'm on the first chapter.

Do you think his "Iove stick" can be "Iiberated from its denim prison"?

Monica : Yeah, I'd say so.

And there's no "J " in "engorged. "

-You going to the hospital tonight? -No. You?

Monica : No. You?

Monica : You just asked me.

Phoebe : Maybe it was a trick question.

Phoebe : Rachel, can we do this now?

Rachel : I am so hot.

Here's my mom and dad on their wedding day.

Joey : Now, you tell me she's not a knockout.


Amy : I feel so bad about lying to Sheldon.

Amy : How am I gonna make it up to him?

Bernadette : I'd tell you what I do with Howard,

Bernadette : but I don't think dressing up like a Catholic schoolgirl

Bernadette : is gonna work with Sheldon.

Leonard : He'd probably give you homework.

Amy : -Did you lie to Howard about tonight? -Of course.

Amy : And you don't feel guilty about it?

Bernadette : Between Penny's gorilla movie and Howard's gorilla mother,

Bernadette : I had no choice.

Leonard : Thankfully, Penny and I have a relationship based on honesty.

Leonard : What? I don't lie to her.

Bernadette : Oh, we know you don't lie to her.

Leonard : Thank you.

Penny : Hey, maybe the answer to your career question is in one of these.

Sheldon : Penny, there's only one cookie with something in the middle


Unless..

Ross : you anticipated that I would figure all this out..

Ross : and you know that it actually is a girl.

Ross : And you really do want her to be named Ruth.

Well, I'm not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table!

Rachel : -But, Ross, you want the name Ruth. -Not like this!

What's up?

Phoebe : -Joey, I know. -What?

Ross : -I know. -What?


- Okay, so because this is my first time to ever try it.

- Yeah.

- [Mark] Would this be more of sour version, or?

- A sour. - Okay, because it is sour.

- I mean, in this area, they normally cook it sour.

upbeat funky music

We have some more here. - Ooh!


Robin : I see what's going on.

Robin : This is about Nora.

Robin : You met a girl, you liked her,

Robin : but then you missed your shot. And now you're trying to

Robin : hook up with your ex-girlfriend to prove to yourself that you don't care.

Barney : You could not be more... What do you mean I missed my shot?

Robin : - Nora met a guy. - What?!

Barney : What?

Robin : Off the market. He's taking her to Cafe L'Amour this Friday night.

Barney : But "L'Amour" means love! They're going to the cafe of love!

Barney : I'm fine. It's fine. Point is,

Barney : Robin, I don't even like Nora.

Barney : Damn it!

Lily : Why aren't you in bed?


moldings nice little bits of lines and

moldings nice little bits of lines and I'm just touch it all back in I am

I'm just touch it all back in I am

I'm just touch it all back in I am making dinner tonight dinner is an

making dinner tonight dinner is an

making dinner tonight dinner is an Indian style chicken with rice so here's

Indian style chicken with rice so here's the chicken plot twist

the chicken plot twist

the chicken plot twist there is butter in this recipe this is

there is butter in this recipe this is

there is butter in this recipe this is basically chicken a little bit of butter


House : Where's his wallet?


We made it to DA Goretti market at the entrance there's lots of clothes and shoes

And then we'll all be coming up to the vegetable section as well

So walking through some of the back streets and get to some of the restaurant areas

There's bananas avocados

Bomba oranges come back. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah

We met up with Vincent who is from the market and he's taking us around

Walking us through the stall to to a food stall or Dingle. Oh

Yeah, because we haven't had Dingle yeah

So this is like a mixed plate


Beckett : Yeah, that's the last thing I remember.

Beckett : Me, too.

Castle : What the hell is going on?

Ryan : It's just I always spend Christmas with my family.

Esposito : Hey, well, you were the one who decided to get hitched, bro.


Cuddy : You're really scared you'll turn into him.

Foreman : Don't tell me I'm better than him.

Don't tell me, take the good and leave the bad.

Foreman : Cameron already tried.

Cuddy : I'm telling you there are worse things to turn into.

Foreman : It's not worth it.


- You're welcome, have a nice time.

- Just a few hunks of fat here.

Okay, let's continue.

I love this place.

Wait and say that again, this is the paneer.

- This is the paneer from likma.

And it's one of the best cheese in the world.

Trust me. laughing

- Thank you.

Quick taste of a paneer.


Stella and I spent that summer happily engaged.

Marshall was still coping with unemployment.

Marshall to lily : What are you doing?

Lily threw herself into her painting.

Marshall to lily : What are you doing?

Barney was rehabilitating from his bus accident.

Marshall to lily : What are you doing?


Previously on The Big Bang Theory...

Well, there was this girl.

What did you do?

Nothing.

Really, it was just kissing.

sighs

Leonard : All right.

So, we're still getting married?

Sheldon : Yes.

Because we love each other.

Sheldon : Yes.

And it's the happiest day of our life.

chuckles Don't push it.

I need some time to take a step back

and reevaluate our situation.

Leonard : Oh.

Bye, Sheldon.


Ryan : - Whatever. - What? I got more experience.

Yo, Javi, you mind if we call a time-out while we collar this guy? Huh?

Beckett : - Bye! - Take care, baby.

Esposito : Reggie. Reggie.

Bodyguard : Whoa, whoa, whoa, fellas. No autographs today.


spicy sauce on the bottom of this burger that's excellent

that's excellent

that's excellent yeah you can actually taste a truffle

yeah you can actually taste a truffle

yeah you can actually taste a truffle for the truffle sauce that I added on

for the truffle sauce that I added on

for the truffle sauce that I added on this burger as well I mean it's not

this burger as well I mean it's not

this burger as well I mean it's not strong but we can taste it now more

strong but we can taste it now more

strong but we can taste it now more dessert peanut butter condensed milk

dessert peanut butter condensed milk

dessert peanut butter condensed milk toast I mean this thing is just

toast I mean this thing is just

toast I mean this thing is just unapologetically bad for you simple but

unapologetically bad for you simple but

unapologetically bad for you simple but it's mighty okay it's just slab of

it's mighty okay it's just slab of

it's mighty okay it's just slab of peanut butter and condensed milk

peanut butter and condensed milk

peanut butter and condensed milk Oh doesn't even cut easy that's why they


Alright we'll go ahead and put your show back on


that they're Toyota's or Suzuki's but

that they're Toyota's or Suzuki's but they are great for just kind of rolling

they are great for just kind of rolling

they are great for just kind of rolling around the city and going up and down

around the city and going up and down

around the city and going up and down the hills

okay that was perhaps the quietest and

okay that was perhaps the quietest and

okay that was perhaps the quietest and the smallest Thai embassy that I have

the smallest Thai embassy that I have

the smallest Thai embassy that I have ever been to anywhere in the world

ever been to anywhere in the world

ever been to anywhere in the world actually that's just a consulate so we

actually that's just a consulate so we

actually that's just a consulate so we got that taken care of we have a little

got that taken care of we have a little

got that taken care of we have a little bit of time now before we need to do

bit of time now before we need to do

bit of time now before we need to do anything else so I think we're gonna

anything else so I think we're gonna

anything else so I think we're gonna start walking back home from here I


Oh

[Applause]


Roy : Deliver it, or I'll make sure you end up the ones with nothing.

Foreman : Call a code. He's flat-lining.

Thanks.

Wilson : You're welcome. For what?

Thirteen : For thinking I was worth breaking the law to keep around.

Wilson : That's just the way I am.

Wilson : But still don't know what you're talking about.

Thirteen : Cuddy had IT trace all the IP addresses who've logged into my e-mail account.

Thirteen : There were two. Mine and yours.


The rabbit plier station.


Leonard : So, what's going on with Raj?

Howard : Well, the good news is he has no problem...

...with my mother's tur-briska-fil.

Penny : Hard to believe, but go on.

Howard : The bad news is he says he's getting deported.


That tells you how many people are gonna come here

when it gets busier later in the day.

You can grab a little cup.

Should I put this in or put the Isaw inside?

- [Reby] Put the Isaw first.

- [Mark] Put the Isaw first?


Mr. El-Masri, I need to speak to you. We're absolutely positive...

Oh, thank God!

Hey.

Lina : The blood. It's not from Sara.

And not Alexis either.

Anwar : - Then there's hope. - Yeah.

Anwar : I regret that your daughter was drawn into this.

Castle : What is it exactly they've been drawn into?

Anwar : I wish I knew.


So do I look okay? I'm nervous.


What?

That won't make you any money.

Well, fine.

None of you will live with me in my hand-shaped mansion.

Joey : Except you. You can live in the thumb.

Monica : All right, baby, come on!


Esposito : checking every small airfield in the Tri-State Area.

I got nothing so far.

Ryan : Hey, Beckett, we got something.

Ryan : Check your inbox.


or something so I think we're gonna approach it

and see if we can find some help.

Smash that thumbs up button though you guys

and wish us luck, I don't know why this always happens to us

but we gotta get out of this car, it's getting hot.

What?

- Look it over there.


-Yeah? -Yeah.

Phoebe : My guy is a lawyer, who does volunteer work.

Phoebe : And he has one of these.


-Anything? -No, it's not ringing any bells.

Joey : My God, woman!

How many people have you been with not to remember this?

Hayley's Roommate : Hey, Hayley. We really gotta fix that doorknob.

Joey?

l slept with you!

Joey : And you obviously remember me! Hey, l still got it!

Joey : So we're good.

l'll let myself out.


Elizabeth : I'm sorry, I'm rambling.

Leonard : -Hi-lo. SHELDON : Heh, heh.

Hungry? Can I offer you anything?

Sheldon : If anyone should offer her anything, it should be me.

Sheldon : Elizabeth, can I get you something?

Perhaps a feminine-hygiene product or a bowel-regulating yogurt?


[Alex] Patient presented with abdominal pain and blood in his urine.

Alex : Once his workup came back unrevealing,

Alex : the urologist suggested a cystoscopy.

Burke : Reason?

George : To get a look inside the bladder.

Man : I appreciate you doing this, Preston.

Man : I know this is a little out of your field.

Burke : That's not a problem. It gives my interns something to do.

Man : I have a feeling you keep them plenty busy.

Man : We were in the same frat at Tulane.

Man : It's gone from torturing pledges to torturing interns.

Man : Am I right?

Burke : Be very careful how you two answer that.

[Man] I could tell some stories.

Burke : Bill, you have a camera snaking up your mojo.

Burke : It's not the time to cross me.

Woman : It isn't anything too serious?

Burke : That's what this procedure will tell us.

Burke : You don't worry about anything but growing my godson in there.

Woman : He kicks like you wouldn't believe.

Burke : A badass, just like his father.

Burke : Move a little to the right.

[Burke] Your other right.

Izzie : There.


Lucas : Nice blouse. I really like that color on you.

Cuddy : Tell House that if he wants to know what I'm doing,

Cuddy : all he has to do...

It's not House. It's me. I was... I don't know.

Lucas : I was thinking maybe we could get together for a drink or something.

Lucas : I wasn't sure exactly what you like to do, so I thought...

Cuddy : You'd spy on me? No, no, not spying. More like research.

Lucas : I think it's a good idea to get to know a little bit more

Lucas : about a woman before you ask her out.

Lucas : Show you care about more than just what she looks like.

Cuddy : As romantic as you make that sound,

Cuddy : pretty sure that what you're doing

Cuddy : is not so much caring as creepy.

Lucas : That's not fair.

Cuddy : You were scrounging through my desk.

Lucas : What the hell am I going to find out? You went to Michigan.

Lucas : You like your sandwiches a little light on mayo.

Lucas : You stay in touch with your mother.

Lucas : and you gave money to Amnesty International.

Lucas : There's not one thing I can find out in here

Lucas : that you wouldn't tell a co-worker while riding in an elevator.

Lucas : I'm not a creep. I just thought you seemed interesting.

Lucas : I'll go now.

Lucas : Yeah, these...


-No. -A little bit more.

Ross : -Give me the bag. Give me the bag. -No, hit me. Hit me.

-Give me the bag. l'm not kidding. -Hit me.

-No. -Hit me. Hit me. Hit me!


I just wanted to really quickly show you the sleeping room I could pass out her

the sleeping room I could pass out her

the sleeping room I could pass out her here for a long time and it would be

here for a long time and it would be

here for a long time and it would be very easy to miss your next flight okay

very easy to miss your next flight okay

very easy to miss your next flight okay just showing you let's go now


Nine, three!

Wilson : Five, all!

Taub : Hey, brought you something from the cafeteria.

Taub : It's not a bribe. This is a bribe.


Ryan : So, do you want us to lock Random up?

The store wants us to hold on to him.

Why don't we let Royce take him down to Central?

Beckett : Book Mart can press charges over there.

All right.

Royce : Thanks, kid. I owe you one.

Beckett : You don't owe me anything and you know it.

Hey, do me a favor, take a picture.

Castle : - Yeah, of course. - Thanks.

Come on, old times' sake.


Wait, you're talking like peck on the cheek or a full-on passionate making out?

Stella : - Passionate making out. - Okay, yeah, Dale Harris, second grade.

First time you had sex.

Stella : - Dale Harris, second... - Stop it.

Stella : - Billy Devito, sophomore year of college. - Prude.

Ted : Molly McKenzie, junior year of high school.


Leonard : Anyway, as I was saying,

Leonard : Sheldon probably just needs a little alone time.

'Cause that's important.

Leonard : Not just for him, but for...

Leonard : ...most anybody, really.

Amy : Don't I know it.

Amy : -What is that, polenta? -Amy, get out.


Oh, come on, you got to admit, that's kind of funny, Lily.

Lily : Not good enough.

Marshall : Not good enough!

Ted : So if any of you

Ted : have even the slightest inclination

Ted : to do anything with your life other than become an architect,

Ted : you're wasting my time and yours.

Ted : There's the door.

Lily : You can go.

Ted : I'm serious. Get out. Now.


- [Matt] Shush, you're eating it.

You're gonna eat it.

- I can't eat it! - [Matt] Go on.

upbeat music

You alright then?

Yeah, I just got home.

Boys been an absolute nightmare.

Yeah and the house is an absolute mess,

so I'm gonna have to do like 60 minute spanking, something.

Yeah I better go, I gotta crack on with this.

Yeah, boys been really annoying me.

Alright, see you in a bit.

upbeat music

Would you put my shoes out there?

Put my shoes out like that.


but I had no idea. So,

Jenny : when are you two getting married?

CASTLE : Isn't this awkward?

Beckett : Yeah, well, secret passageways

Beckett : aren't supposed to be the most convenient of places.

Castle : The killer could have hung upside-down from this bar

Castle : when he slit Jack Sinclair's throat.

Castle : That would provide you with your demon-free explanation

Castle : of the undisturbed blood spatter.

Beckett : Well, Castle, I appreciate the assist.

Beckett : But I could do without the massage.

Castle : What are you talking about?

Beckett : Aren't you rubbing my neck? SQUEAKS

No!


Ross, when's this comet thing start?

Ross : Well, technically, it started 7 billion years ago.

Okay. Fine, I'll stop. No teaching, okay?

We'll just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky.

Okay?

Whose official name is Bapstein-King. Okay! Okay!

Phoebe : There it is. Oh, look at that!

Isn't Mother Nature amazing?

That's a plane.

Phoebe : Well, all right, 1700 bags of peanuts flying that high...

...that's pretty amazing too.

Tag : - I wonder if you can see my apartment. - No, you can't.

Tag : - What? - I don't know.

Ross : Man, look at all those stars.

Ross : Infinite space. It really makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Joey : - Know what else makes you wonder? - What?

Check out the rack on that chick.

You think those babies are real?

The One Where They're Up All Night


Cameron : If he was just trying to mess with Cuddy for wasting his time,

Cameron : this would have stopped as soon as the patient started exhibiting actual symptoms.

Chase : So the question is, why is he wasting our time?

Cameron : Or is he wasting our time?

Chase : You think he's got a medical reason for asking for the guy's credit report?

Cameron : I don't.

Foreman : Where were you two when the guy woke up?

Chase : We just stepped out for a second.

Foreman : To do what?

Chase : To get a coffee. We'd been up most of the night.

Cameron : He's just pushing to make sure we have a complete history.

Cameron : Obviously we're missing something or we'd have the answer.

Foreman : You didn't have any coffee when you came back.

Cameron : All right already. We confess. You caught us.

Cameron : We snuck into one of the sleep lab rooms to have sex.


House : Go call the CDC, tell them you were just joshing.

Cuddy : Keep avoiding Foreman's case until he dies.

Cuddy : Then I'll drown in guilt.

Cameron : Feeling any better?


So, make sure to watch all the way until the end,

because we found a ton of unique

southern Vietnamese street food delicacies

that you're not gonna wanna miss.

Let's eat.

Alright, so we just got in to Saigon

and the streets are packed.

There's so much food around and I'm hungry.

Bright and early.

We're gonna go see what we can find.

First up, we found a huge bustling alleyway morning market

offering everything you can imagine.

Here, we were searching for something delicious,

and after a quick walk,

found some back alley pho that blew our minds.

It is so busy in here.

This is the morning rush.

You can see everyone is going to work.

All these motorbikes.

It's like a sea of motorbikes.

Wow.

Look at this.


Amy : Regardless, don't say anything to Leonard.

You... Now you're asking me to keep a secret from my best friend...

Sheldon : ...colleague and roommate?

Amy : Yes, please. Penny will kill me.

Oh, fine.

FYI, secret-keeping. Hate it.

Hand-holding, not a fan.

Hammerhead shark, I love that thing.

Sheldon : Yeah, it's another fish with a tool on its head.

- Raisinet? - Shh! We're trying to watch the movie.

Sheldon : This is not working out with him.


You got to lawyer her.

You got to ask her a bunch of questions,

Marshall : Try to trip her up, maybe make her feel guilty,

Marshall : Whatever it takes to get a confession out of her.

Ted : Thanks for telling me your secret.

Ted : It means so much to me, that you could be so...

God, what's the word I'm looking for? Honest.

Mm, thanks, ted.

Ted : Yeah. You know what's probably

Ted : The best part about your honesty?

Ted : How truthful it is.

Robin : I say we just move on.

Well, for me to get total closure

On this whole "my girlfriend has a husband" thing,

I think I might need

A little bit more information,

Like what month did you get married?

Ted : June.

We had a June wedding.

Ted : Ah, canada in June.

That's the dream.

Mm-hmm.

Sit-down or buffet?

Um... Well, it's...

Ted : Weird that you don't remember.

Robin : No, I just didn't know how to answer

Robin : Because we did butlered hors d'oeuvres in the atrium,

Robin : But the actual dinner was a buffet in the food court

Robin : Featuring a filet mignon

Or a roasted potato-crusted salmon

Robin : With a lobster scallion beurre blanc.


Oh, I see.

-You want that to happen with Emily? -No.

Monica : All right then, go fight for her!

It's like a snake pit.

Monica : That could be you and Emily.

That but nicer.

Monica : Go to London!

Really?

Monica : Surprise her. Don't let her go without a fight.

All right. I'm going to do it.

I'm going to London, and I'll fight for her.

Monica : Okay. Good luck!

Can you pick me up one of those Toblerone bars at the airport?


Howard : Ooh, more details about the new Star Trek film.

Howard : There's going to be a scene depicting Spock's birth.


...I was actually looking for Joey.

Joey : Yeah, baby.

Joey : No, baby.

Phoebe : Oh, my God.

You came looking for Joey?

- Were you planning on telling me this? - No, I didn't think it was important.

It's not important? It's not important?

If it wasn't for a bridesmaid, you'd be marrying him not me.

No. The point is, it was you that was there that night.

It is you that I'm marrying. It is you that I fell in love with.

Joey : And it is a love that is based on having and giving and receiv...


- [Trevor] Look at this guys.

crowd yells

Oh, we got--

- [Crewman] Trevor, grab that! Grab it, grab it!

- So we just opened the frogs.

Here we go guys. It's frog, quail egg

and we're gonna watch how they make it.

Whoa! Look at that. It's just like a big wok

full of bubbling frog.

So it's a quick deep fry, and then we're gonna empty

the oil out, and fry it and chili foreign language .

So all these spices here are gonna go into that wok.

- [Trevor] oh, and look at that guys.

That is pure chili paste.

Oh,


- [Bryan] Melting Pot for dinner tonight.

I am so excited, I've never had this before.

- It's so amazingly good.

- It smells like oil.

Hot mama.

Jimmy's going with all black tonight.

Black on black on black on stacks on racks.

energetic music

This is so cool, you guys.

They just made a bunch of cheese in front of us

and now we're all digging in.

That cheese is amazing, that's the Wisconsin.

This is so cool.

- I'm happy.

- Pretty incredible, well we're dipping bread in cheese

so pretty much doesn't get better than that.

upbeat music


the fastest California DMV trip I've

the fastest California DMV trip I've ever had it was actually like three

ever had it was actually like three

ever had it was actually like three weeks it was it wasn't really that way

weeks it was it wasn't really that way

weeks it was it wasn't really that way from like my appointment which is

from like my appointment which is

from like my appointment which is probably the hardest part otherwise it

probably the hardest part otherwise it

probably the hardest part otherwise it takes like four hours when you go to the

takes like four hours when you go to the DMV without an appointment

DMV without an appointment

DMV without an appointment anyways yeah we in out and done I am

anyways yeah we in out and done I am

anyways yeah we in out and done I am super funds though about that picture


Cuddy : Why don't you start your vacation now?

Threading the guide wire through the right internal jugular vein.

Foreman : So, the sleep lab...

Foreman : You and Cameron not sleeping.

Foreman : How serious is it?

Chase : It's nothing.

Chase : She's only doing it to make House jealous.

Foreman : Then why are you doing it? You kidding?

Foreman : You're approaching the inferior vena cava. Slow down.

You better not hurt her.

Chase : She already has a big brother. She does?

Chase : You obviously care very deeply about her.

Foreman : I'm not protecting her. I'm protecting myself.

Foreman : A heartbroken, lovesick Cameron

Foreman : would be even more unbearable than she is now.

Foreman : You're through the hepatic vein.

MACHINE BEEPING I'm firing the needle.

Foreman : Heart rate and BP spiking. Get that out of her.

Fetus's heart rate just dropped to 50.


Vilante : No more than usual.

Vilante : What's your take on Rasheed?

SIGHS I don't think he's our guy.

Goldberg : Based on?

Beckett : His story. I mean, he said that he saw Bronson carrying a servant girl's body?

Beckett : I mean, the only way that he'd come up with a story like that was if it was true.

Castle : So, aside from the name Valkyrie,

which no one we've spoken to seems to know anything about,

Castle : we pretty much have nothing.

Castle : Which means I'm a dead man.

Beckett : No, Castle. Not nothing.

Beckett : We have what Bronson told you, what Rasheed told us.

Beckett : We know that this revolves around something that happened

the night Zawari was killed.

Something more than just the air strike.

Beckett : Now, what we have to do is figure out what it was.

Vilante : I'll have D.O.D. Send over the mission documents.

Vilante : Maybe something in there will help shed some light.

BECKETT : These are the mission documents?

Mccord : Is there even a sentence that doesn't have redactions?

Richmond : Not a complete one.

Richmond : Somebody is definitely trying to hide whatever went on here.

I'm sorry, Castle. This is pointless.

Castle : Can you do a word search for "Valkyrie"?

KEYBOARD CLACKING


Narrator : Kids, in the spring of 2008,

Something kinda strange had been happening

Ted from 2030 : To your uncle barney.

He'd be doing great with a woman...

So I throw the pressurized oxygen tank in his mouth,

I shoot the tank, boom!

No more shark.

Mr. Holland and I swim back to shore.

Let me freshen your drink.

He'd only be gone a few moments,

But when he returned...

Barney : So where were we?

He'd get slapped.

Ted from 2030 : It kept happening.


Taub : The MRI magnets are going to heat the metal.

It could get to over 300 degrees in 15 seconds.

Which is why we're injecting ice-water into your abdominal cavity.

Masters : You'll feel colder than you've ever felt.

Masters : And then you'll be hotter...

Masters : You'll feel hotter than you've ever felt.

Masters : We'll try to be as quick as possible.

Why... Shut up.

Taub : It's interesting.

Masters : No, it's not.

Masters : It's mundane and simple.

Masters : He's obviously

Masters : a very blessed specimen, so from an evolutionary point of view,

Masters : he'd produce healthy off-spring.

Masters : So my pre-frontal cortex is telling me I should have sex with him.

Taub : Oh. Is that all?

Masters : Yes. My rational brain knows he's a hillbilly and an idiot.

Taub : And yet somehow your rational brain is losing the argument.

Taub : Which is interesting.

Wilson : You were bored.

Wilson : You must have spent about two days setting up a fake murder,

Wilson : and you were bored.

House : I'm fine.


oh my god falling off the boat America

oh my god falling off the boat America big bank without community even the

big bank without community even the

big bank without community even the saltiness doesn't really come through

saltiness doesn't really come through

saltiness doesn't really come through this may be just wrong but mobile a

this may be just wrong but mobile a

this may be just wrong but mobile a little finally enough life life you like

little finally enough life life you like this really does give the choice yeah

this really does give the choice yeah

this really does give the choice yeah I've been around it does gives it so

I've been around it does gives it so

I've been around it does gives it so much more flavor what my favorite things

much more flavor what my favorite things in China I eat it a lot too and also not

in China I eat it a lot too and also not only is it good but it's actually very

only is it good but it's actually very

only is it good but it's actually very very healthy yeah it's just pure fiction

very healthy yeah it's just pure fiction there's no oil

there's no oil

there's no oil there's no fish to playtest or

there's no fish to playtest or

there's no fish to playtest or whatsoever whatever it's so clean how is

whatsoever whatever it's so clean how is it sitting right down there this river


You wanna borrow a comb or something?