Yup.

Fungus enters the brain through the sphenoidal sinus,

where it dances its triple threat

of happiness, blindness and intractable pain.

Let's hope this experience teaches our cop a lesson.

Don't cut corners when you're growing your pot.

See you back home.

Foreman : I was there.

I should have found it.

Yeah, you could have saved us a lot of time.

Get me a flush of ampho B and flucytosine.

Foreman : I'll start us both.

I was waiting for lab confirmation. I haven't heard from House yet.

Foreman : Look at his EEG.

Theta band's been increasing steadily since we put him under.

The guy's unconscious, but still in pain.

Theta bands could indicate at least half-a-dozen different things.

Foreman : One of which is pain.

Foreman : The fact that he's no longer screaming makes us feel better,

Foreman : not necessarily him.

Chase?

Foreman : How's Cameron?

Chase : She's not giddy.


Yeah, you're right. I can do that.

Chandler : - Excuse me for a minute. - Where you going?

I'm not gonna run away again. I just want some fresh air.


Narrator : No.

That's crazy.

What randy and I have is real.

No, it's not, barney.

And even if you got randy laid tonight,

Would it feel anywhere near as meaningful

As when you got ted laid?

He was just so happy the next morning, you know?

Ted : I know.

All right.

It hasn't clotted,

But I think it's pretty much draining backwards now.


Randy : Just want you to know, we are making good progress on this new project.


Rasheed : The house was destroyed.

And I was the first one there,

Rasheed : so I wanted to see if there were any survivors.

And that's when I saw Bronson, standing there in the rubble,

Rasheed : holding a body.

Beckett : Whose body?

Rasheed : A young woman. One of the servants in the house.

Rasheed : And when he saw me,

Rasheed : he drew his gun.

Rasheed : And I thought, for sure, I was a dead man.

Rasheed : But then he spoke.

Rasheed : And he knew my name, and where I lived, and what I did.


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I just gotta say guys people here in Jakarta just a

people here in Jakarta just a

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friendliest Bunch

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right into a bunch of people who watch

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little food court in this building

little food court in this building called chunder and it's kind of like a

called chunder and it's kind of like a

called chunder and it's kind of like a hawker centre almost but with air

hawker centre almost but with air

hawker centre almost but with air conditioning so oh thank you thank you


she is passed out she's got the biggest

she is passed out she's got the biggest

she is passed out she's got the biggest cheeks I've ever see she got chunks on

cheeks I've ever see she got chunks on

cheeks I've ever see she got chunks on her eyeballs you cross your feet right

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Beckett : Castle, the truth, the real truth is out there.

Castle : Dead battery?

Beckett : Maintenance just replaced it.

Castle : My phone isn't working.

Beckett : Mine isn't either.

Castle : Neither is my watch.

Castle : You have a logical explanation for this, too, right?

Agent Eastfield : Marie Subbarao had information.

Agent Eastfield : Information we need.

Castle : Where's Beckett?

Beckett : Who are you?

Beckett : Where's Castle?

Beckett : I am an NYPD detective.

Agent Westfield : Where is it?

Where is what?

Westfield : We all know what Marie Subbarao was involved with, Detective.

Westfield : That information must not get out.

Well, we don't have it.

Agent Westfield : Where is it?

Castle : Is this the part where you bring out the old Nazi with the dentist drill?

Westman : If you don't cooperate, we'll find a way to get the truth.


Ted from 2030 : Kids, sometimes your relationship

Ted from 2030 : Goes so smoothly for so long

Ted from 2030 : That you think it will be that way forever.

Ted from 2030 : It never is.

Ted : Well, we just had our first fight.

Robin : We had our first fight.

Barney : Oh, no, what'd you fight about?


steak in sauce never add anything to it

steak in sauce never add anything to it just eat it the way it is but hey it's

just eat it the way it is but hey it's

just eat it the way it is but hey it's here they told me to use it I'm gonna

here they told me to use it I'm gonna

here they told me to use it I'm gonna try it

try it

try it Wow if you like truffles and I do that's

Wow if you like truffles and I do that's definitely something you should do but

definitely something you should do but

definitely something you should do but for me I feel like the olive oil and the

for me I feel like the olive oil and the salt and pepper actually taste better

salt and pepper actually taste better

salt and pepper actually taste better than that because it doesn't really

than that because it doesn't really

than that because it doesn't really distract you at all from the wonderful

distract you at all from the wonderful

distract you at all from the wonderful pure from the pure beefiness of the

pure from the pure beefiness of the

pure from the pure beefiness of the steak itself I'm just gonna try the

steak itself I'm just gonna try the

steak itself I'm just gonna try the other two sauces just to try it there's

other two sauces just to try it there's

other two sauces just to try it there's a middle manager it's just like

a middle manager it's just like

a middle manager it's just like spaghetti sauce I wouldn't get my steak

spaghetti sauce I wouldn't get my steak

spaghetti sauce I wouldn't get my steak in there anymore and their onion sauce

that's actually pretty good but I'm

that's actually pretty good but I'm

that's actually pretty good but I'm going back to the basics a little olive

going back to the basics a little olive

going back to the basics a little olive oil a little salt and pepper that's


It's drugs. Looks like at least ten balloons in his bowel.

Radiologist : My guess, cocaine.

Scott Seibert, 18. No fractures or internal bleeding. Got pretty lucky.

Bailey : - Recommendation? - Overnight for observation.

Bailey : - Damn! - Lea Seibert, 43.

Multiple healed fractures on clavicle and humerus. Third and fourth rib.

Bailey : She's either a bull rider or she's abused.

Alex : Kid said the accident was road rage.

Alex : His old man got cut off in traffic.

Cristina : That's not the story I got.

Cristina : She has a large yellowing bruise over her right kidney, tender to palpation.

Cristina : Said she got it from a fall last week. She's bleeding.

Bailey : Perinephric hematoma. What do you do?

Cristina : It should take care of itself. We'll watch it.

She needs bed rest. And a shrink.

Meredith : - It's drugs. - Stupid. Stupid, stupid.

One bursts and he's dead in five minutes.

- OK, what do we do? - Run his bowel?

Bailey : And what does that mean? Yang?

Cristina : Running the bowel entails removing all 36 feet of the intestine

from the body cavity, searching for the balloons then cutting them out.

Bailey : Grey, book an OR. Yang, Karev, you're in. I need all the hands I can get.

Alex : You sure they're balloons?

You have reason to believe they're not?

This one here's got a face.

Meredith : So does that one.

Cristina : They all do.


Derek : ...I do love you.

Derek : Don't you see? Don't you understand?

Derek : You're the love of my life. I can't leave you.

Derek : But you're constantly leaving me.

Derek : You walk away when you want, you come back when you want.

Derek : Not everyone. Not your friends. But you leave me.

So I'm asking you, if you don't see a future for us, if you're not in this...

Please... please just end it because I can't. I'm in it.

Derek : Put me out of my misery.

I can't. Cris... Cristina's getting married.

Meredith : I have to go make sure she gets married.

Cristina : Meredith.

Meredith : I really need to make sure she gets down that aisle.

Derek : Let's go. We're running late.


And, Karma, you would look so cute in a little tie.

laughs

He's still napping, huh?

laughs

Aww, that's a late nap.

Oh.

laughs

Hey, Finn.

- Hey, Finn, we have a surprise for you.

C'mon, Finn, I wanna show you.


Pr Lewis : And your oral presentation was sloppy and inconclusive.

Lily : Mr. Druthers asked if you were making the trees

Lily : Or waiting for them to sprout on their own.

Lily : Then he stared at me until I laughed.

Ted : Okay, I'm done.

Lily : Great. I'll put the paints away. You just go show him.

Ted : Great. Thanks.

Oh, finally.

Mr Druthers : I wondered whether you were making the trees

Ted : Good one, sir.

Ted : Anyway, here they are.

Mr Druthers : Hmm.

Mr Druthers : Too green.


Joey : -Who the hell is this guy? -This is Will, from high school. This is Joey.

-Want some chips? -No.

-Will! -Ross!

Ross : Hey, you came! Man, you look incredible! Hot stuff!


Wanna see a comic I draw?

Leonard : You're kidding. You have your own book?

- Yeah, it's kind of based on my life. - Ha, ha. Cool.

Oh, wow, look, there's you having sex...

...with a guy in the top haIf of a Chewbacca costume.

- Comic-Con? - You'd think, but no.

Leonard : You're very talented. This is really good. Did you do?...

Alice : So can I trade you my comic for the Hellboy?

Leonard : You can have my car.

Sheldon creeps into office carrying a box : Oh, dear.


He knows how to do a selfie.

- [Missy] Alright, we're gonna selfie it!

Mayor Max!


with that dough,

with the thin layer of radish, which has been spiced,

you can taste the chili in there,

you can taste the tumeric, you can taste the cumin.

And then he just handed me a bowl of lassee.

upbeat techno music


Beckett : You don't know that. And I probably won't even get the job.

That's not the point. The point is, you knew what this could mean,

Castle : and it didn't occur to you to include me.

Castle : Or worse, it did occur to you,

Castle : and you chose not to.

Now, what does that say about us?

Not much, if you ask me.

Castle.

Castle : I can't be here right now.

Castle : - Hey. - Hey.

Beckett : You okay?

Yeah.

Esposito : Where's Castle?

Mrs. Albrook : I don't know.

Beckett : We had a fight, okay?


Howard : The application in your hand. Give it to her.


Rachel : - Sure. - Great, thank you.

Melissa : - Hey, Rachel. - Hi, Melissa. What's up?


l'm sorry.

lt's obviously way too early for us to be having that conversation.

-ls it? -Maybe not. ls it?

When l got divorced...

...l didn't think l'd feel this way about someone for a really long time.

Then again, l didn't think l'd meet someone like you. And....

This may be crazy-soon, but l want you to have this.

No, not.... That's gum.

Mike : Oh, five bucks! l love it when that happens, you know?

-You don't know it's there-- -l know. Keep digging.


are some of the most amazing steamed

are some of the most amazing steamed noodles I've ever had

noodles I've ever had

noodles I've ever had kid you not if he loves noodles this is

kid you not if he loves noodles this is

kid you not if he loves noodles this is a game-changer dip it a little bit of

a game-changer dip it a little bit of

a game-changer dip it a little bit of pink soy sauce little Chili's

unbelievably but this is almost like one single crab I stuffed inside each wall

single crab I stuffed inside each wall

single crab I stuffed inside each wall because there's such an abundance of

because there's such an abundance of

because there's such an abundance of crab meat put this on your must try list

crab meat put this on your must try list when you're in Bangkok I can't believe

when you're in Bangkok I can't believe

when you're in Bangkok I can't believe how good this is private so juicy as

how good this is private so juicy as

how good this is private so juicy as well you won't be able to put this down

well you won't be able to put this down

well you won't be able to put this down if you're here with a group of people

if you're here with a group of people

if you're here with a group of people order your own serving you won't want to

order your own serving you won't want to share this

share this

share this I like Rosen Jack after the Titanic

I like Rosen Jack after the Titanic

I like Rosen Jack after the Titanic crashed I don't want to let this go all


the goat is ready you can see how just

the goat is ready you can see how just

the goat is ready you can see how just all of that spice has just caked on

all of that spice has just caked on

all of that spice has just caked on caramelized on and they really decorated

caramelized on and they really decorated it nicely they put it on banana leaves

it nicely they put it on banana leaves

it nicely they put it on banana leaves then they added sprinkle the un-- a

then they added sprinkle the un-- a

then they added sprinkle the un-- a bunch of onions sprinkled on some lime

bunch of onions sprinkled on some lime

bunch of onions sprinkled on some lime juice and now he's just gonna divvy it

juice and now he's just gonna divvy it

juice and now he's just gonna divvy it out he's gonna cut it up chop it up so

out he's gonna cut it up chop it up so

out he's gonna cut it up chop it up so we can all feast upon it you always


tasting almost like a vanilla pudding

tasting almost like a vanilla pudding [Music]

it's extremely well known in this

it's extremely well known in this

it's extremely well known in this neighborhood do something you've got to

neighborhood do something you've got to

neighborhood do something you've got to try that's a lot of food and there's so

try that's a lot of food and there's so

try that's a lot of food and there's so much good to eat that you don't want to

much good to eat that you don't want to

much good to eat that you don't want to stop one of the best things about this

stop one of the best things about this

stop one of the best things about this entire community is that everybody knows

entire community is that everybody knows each other everybody is so friendly and

each other everybody is so friendly and

each other everybody is so friendly and it has such an incredible community feel

it has such an incredible community feel I mean we're right in historic central

I mean we're right in historic central

I mean we're right in historic central Bangkok surrounded by skyscraper

Bangkok surrounded by skyscraper

Bangkok surrounded by skyscraper buildings but this is just a little

buildings but this is just a little

buildings but this is just a little oasis of history friendly people

oasis of history friendly people

oasis of history friendly people delicious halal food you just bought a

delicious halal food you just bought a

delicious halal food you just bought a startling right over here for her

startling right over here for her

startling right over here for her grandmother but it has such such a

grandmother but it has such such a

grandmother but it has such such a friendly such an amazing feel and you

friendly such an amazing feel and you

friendly such an amazing feel and you show us those surrounding you just

show us those surrounding you just

show us those surrounding you just bought


House [nods.] : Okay, well, you heard the man.

House [nods.] : He wants everyone to leave him alone.

House [nods.] : Why don't you go first?

Cameron : Get out!


Sheldon : ...which are only effective against wraiths and daywalkers...

...and there are no more left. The cards remaining in the stack are :

Sheldon : Four fire weapons, a troll, two ogres and the Jewel of Osiris.

Leonard : See? Ruined.

Penny : Sheldon, that is incredible.

Sheldon : From your vantage point, it certainly must seem so.

Leonard : Sheldon has kind of a photographic memory.

"Photographic" is a misnomer.

Sheldon : I have an eidetic memory, as I've told you many times.

Sheldon : Most recently last year during lunch on the afternoon of May 7th.

Sheldon : You had turkey and complained it was dry.

Howard : Well, I guess game's over.

Penny : Really? Oh, great.

I mean, aww....

Penny : -Okay, I gotta go. -Why?

Because last time I didn't go, I ended up playing Mystic Warlords of Ka.

Not "Ka." Ka-ah.

-Bye. -See you.


Man : When he cannot die, then he is a god.

Castle : I think he senses your powers.

Alan : Yeah, you do?

Castle : Either that, or he's buying time

Castle : while his guys get the contraband out the back door.

Beckett : Why don't you guys drop the cases?

NYPD.

Ryan : On your knees, fellas.


and I wanted to make

the best

book

of your life!

Emilia and Eduardo and Alessia

had six white furry puppies

Emilia : Where's Alessia?

J : She's not actually here yet

look there's Emilia and Eduardo

and Bianca and Theo and Nivea and Nuvies

there's Eduardo in a little princess dress

there's Emilia doing her ballet

and all the other doggies are trying to do their ballet as well

well

most of them did, except for Theo


It looks like it's gonna rain this afternoon

so I'm gonna go back to the hotel, stay for a few hours,

rest this afternoon and rest for the seafood

dinner that's coming up.

There was a nice rainstorm this afternoon and we had a nice

rest back at the hotel.

Now it's cleared up, it's the late afternoon,

we're on our way to a seafood restaurant,

and it's about a 25 minute drive away.


Hannah : and I shouldn't have made you rush me to an ER for the 10th time this year.

MONITOR BEEPING

Mom?

Mom? You okay?

They have to take her back to surgery.

Cameron : Hannah, your BP is way up. We need to get you some rest.

Hannah : My hand's wet.

Cameron : You're crying.

Hannah : I can't cry.

Hannah : My head's killing me.

House : So what does the pain tell us?


it's almost like roasted mushy eggplants climbs and with that pungent fish taste

climbs and with that pungent fish taste

climbs and with that pungent fish taste that is incredibly good and so much

that is incredibly good and so much

that is incredibly good and so much lemongrass in there as well just finely

lemongrass in there as well just finely

lemongrass in there as well just finely shaved up I'm going to ask them what the

shaved up I'm going to ask them what the name of this Big Mama okay

name of this Big Mama okay

name of this Big Mama okay it's called Kaiba mom and this is a it

it's called Kaiba mom and this is a it

it's called Kaiba mom and this is a it almost looks like a casserole and down

almost looks like a casserole and down

almost looks like a casserole and down at the front there and then they give

at the front there and then they give

at the front there and then they give you they dish out a piece it has a


- He knows everything. - Wow.

Let's keep exploring.

Next up, Anubhav is bringing us for

some of the most juicy butter chicken kebabs of your dreams,

covered in butter and spices and lemon,

and all grilled right on the street.

I feel like there's an unlimited amount of food to try.


Hi, l' m Rachel.

So whose friend are you?


Penny : I know it sounds like a clichÃ©,

Penny : but compromise is key.

Leonard : Never leave a belt on the floor.

Leonard : At night, they look like snakes.

Penny : Do little things, like bring her a cup of coffee in bed.

Leonard : Keep M&M'S in your pocket

Leonard : in case you have to wait in a long line.

Penny : You're gonna be seeing each other a lot,

Penny : so respect each other's personal space.

Leonard : He startles easily, so, please, no flash photography.

Sheldon : How many pairs of underwear did you pack for the move?

Amy : I don't know. I didn't count.

Sheldon : You truly are the Goofus to my Gallant.

Amy : That's me. Listen,

Amy : you and I are gonna be sharing a bed.

Amy : You know, this is uncharted territory for both of us.

Amy : How are you feeling about that?


Ken : You know, he just started school when Ann died.

Ken : I was a mess.

Ken : Still adjusting to being a parent, much less a single parent.

Ken : You know, I used to put cold pancakes in his lunch box.


A couple rules...

Not even rules.

Let's call them guidelines for harmonious living.

Guideline for harmonious living

Number one...

The kitchen sink is for dishes, the toilet is for pee-pee.

G.F.H.L.

Number two...

Marijuana is illegal in the United States,

Even when baked into a blueberry muffin

That someone might mistakenly eat for breakfast

Right before they leave for their job as a tv newscaster.

"This just in :

Look at my hand, how weird is my hand?"

Is not an appropriate thing to say on the air.

And number three, I...


He's got his cookie, he's got the bike.


you're not sad wardo she's coming back

you're not sad wardo she's coming back yeah like a week or two

yeah like a week or two

yeah like a week or two she's just to go home and see her cats

she's just to go home and see her cats

she's just to go home and see her cats and then she's coming back for a long

and then she's coming back for a long

and then she's coming back for a long time

I just got or we just got the best

I just got or we just got the best

I just got or we just got the best present ever in the post I literally

present ever in the post I literally

present ever in the post I literally couldn't believe my eyes when I opened


House : which makes them confused, which makes them make poor decisions.

Wilson : And your life is simple?

Wilson : You went all the way up to the medical conference to cozy up to Cuddy.

Wilson : Instead, she's dating one of two people in the world you think of as a friend.

Wilson : There's no way that's not devastating.

House : So I had an attraction of sorts.

Wilson : Yeah, the sort in which

Wilson : your imaginary tryst landed you in a mental hospital.

House : And I got help, and she got Lucas,

House : who bought me a ginger ale. It's all fine.

House : Which won't be true of my department

House : unless I can figure out which doctor I'm not hiring.

Wilson : I suppose throwing yourself into your work isn't the worst thing you could do.

House : What is the worst thing I could do?

Foreman : House thinks it's cerebral vasculitis.

Foreman : If you could just do the brain angio while I finish up the blood work...

Chase : We're out the door.


Really?

Rachel : Yeah! I mean, you should play in public.

Ross : Wow, thanks, you guys. That's

I want to play you another piece.

Ross : I left my helicopter sounds on another disk. I'll be right back, okay?


House : Look for yourself.


Barney : And... lucky you... I have room for one more student.

Barney : Think of me

Barney : As yoda, only instead of being little and green,

Barney : I wear suits and I'm awesome.

Barney : I'm your bro.

Barney : I'm bro-da.

Barney : And tonight,

You're going to use the force

Barney : To get the hottest chick in this bar into bed.

He's going to use force?


Phoebe : Oh, thank God.


Lily : That's scooter.

Robin : Your high school boyfriend, scooter?

Lily : His real name is bill.

Lily : My mom must have invited him.

Robin : Why? Why would she do that?


luckily for you you really want to

luckily for you you really want to really wanted to count first room lying

really wanted to count first room lying

really wanted to count first room lying to me or have Stratego did ya but I'm

to me or have Stratego did ya but I'm

to me or have Stratego did ya but I'm about to open your guyses world a whole

about to open your guyses world a whole

about to open your guyses world a whole new set of games oh that is a classic Oh


soup.

And we're just gonna top it

with some delicious bread chunks and peanuts.

speaking in foreign language

Wow and there it is.


Beckett : But Tim Witherspoon and the rest of the kids at school?

Beckett : They didn't break you.

Beckett : You were already broken.

Beckett : They only sensed what you were and what you're about to become.

Beckett : So, you know what?

Beckett : In a way, their bullying wasn't enough.

Adam : How can you say that to me? I'm the victim here.

Beckett : And you're always gonna be a victim.

Beckett : You think that hiding behind a username and killing

Beckett : is going to change that?

Beckett : That won't get you respect.

You're always gonna be the same

Beckett : pathetic loser that you always were!

Adam : I am not a loser!

Beckett : And when you abducted Kent and Oren,

Beckett : I bet the two of them looked at each other and thought,

"Are we being punked here?"

Adam : Believe me, they didn't.

Beckett : They think it's a joke. They're afraid.

They're terrified by...

Beckett : They're sharing a laugh right now about you.

Adam : They are not laughing!

She just got him to say that they're together.

Beckett : They're laughing. They're laughing right now.

Adam : Well, not for long.

Adam : That clock will hit zero,

Adam : and their screams will echo off the tiled walls

Adam : as they take in their last breath of stale air.

Adam : And then? They'll both fry!

Garrett : Tiled walls and stale air?

Garrett : That was how he talked about the locker room at his school.

Castle : Where Witherspoon put him on video.

Castle : He's bringing this thing full circle.

Castle : What was the name of that high school?

Garrett : Harding High. But they moved to a new campus.

Garrett : The original building is shut down.

Beckett!


Masters : We should not be looking at this.

Taub : He sent out an alert. It'd be rude not to look.

Taub : Though I am straining my eyes.

Chase : What are we checking out?

Foreman [smiles] : Your profile page.

Chase : Why? I haven't...

Chase : That is not me.

Taub : That is you.

That's me, but that is not.

Chase : Whoever did this made it smaller. Much, much smaller.

Foreman : Whoever did this has a bone to pick with you.

Foreman : Ironic, since your bone...

Chase : Is not in that picture.

Chase : My proof is right here. You really want to see?


full of ingredients.

They'll bring it to the baker

to have them make a baked product.

And so somebody else brought a bucket of cheese

and speaking in foreign language , which is that herb

mixed with dressings and all things.

I don't know what they're gonna make with that.

But you just drop it off at the bakery

and they'll bake it into something.

spoon scraping


Foreman : Angiography revealed major upper and lower G.I. bleeding,

Foreman : severe hemodynamic compromise and liver failure.

Chase : He's also hallucinating. Thinks he's being tortured by someone named Jules.

Hallucinations are a symptom of psychosis,

Cameron : which is the fourth diagnostic criterion.

Cameron : It's official. This is lupus.

House : Who's Jules?

House : Any mention of her in the medical history?

Cameron : It doesn't matter what he's hallucinating about, it matters why! It's lupus.

Well, there's no need to get snippy.

House : This kind of lupus takes years to get to this point.

House : It's been a week. Yeah.

Cameron : And a 16-year-old kid shouldn't have hemolytic anemia or be bleeding out of every orifice, but he is.

Cameron : We had an opportunity to treat this. Instead, we diddled around with hepatitis "E", and now it's too late.

Cameron : He needs a new liver. We screwed up.


Ryan : It can't be.

Esposito : It is. That's Castle!

Esposito : He's the one who dropped off the cash?

Tory : Do you want me to run it again?

I need to get some air.

Yeah, Tory, one more time, please.

What are you gonna see that you didn't see before?

Ryan : Maybe we missed something. Yeah, we missed something!

Esposito : Castle's in on this. He planned the whole thing.

Ryan : Maybe it isn't really him.

Ryan : Just think about it.

Ryan : 3XK, he used a lookalike to try to frame him for murder.

Ryan : A guy with Castle's face.

No.

Beckett : No, Kevin, it wasn't just his face.


Hawking : Sheldon, you're too brilliant.

Amy : How can you feel bad

Amy : if Stephen Hawking says you're brilliant?

Sheldon : I can't.


Meredith : that wives want announced to the dirty ex-mistress.

Derek : You're not the dirty ex-mistress. She's your friend. I'm your friend.

We're all... friends.

Meredith : But you didn't tell her.

MVO : No.

Derek : How's your day going?

Derek : - Great. - Good.

Meredith : The vet asked me if we...

Derek : - What? What did he ask you? - If we were together.

George : - Uh-huh. - And I set him straight.

Derek : - Good day, Meredith. - You too, Derek.

I'm not drinking another espresso. I can't.

George : You can. You're the best divorce attorney in Seattle.

Eugene : - The best. - You can kick that espresso's ass.

Izzie : - Kick it. - Kick it.

Kick it. Kick. Yeah!

Ms. Graber : Whoa, whoa, whoa.


Sheldon : ...that spot at the moment I first sat on it would be zero, zero, zero, zero.

Penny : What?

Leonard : Don't sit in his spot.


Excuse me, baby. Oh, boy!

Mr Dyson : Home sweet home.

Can we get Midnight from the kennel now?

Mr Dyson : We'll get him as soon as we're settled, okay?

Baby Dyson : I'm hungry.

Mrs Dyson : Let Mommy get situated, then I'll make you a bowl of hot cereal, okay?

- Okay. Come here.

Honey, you said you were gonna wash the dishes before we left.

Didn't you make the bed before we left?

Mrs Dyson : Someone's been sleeping in our bed?


The numbers we're seeing in Chicago, New York and London are solid.

But many of our field offices have reported disappointing yields.


I almost like this more than the

I almost like this more than the

I almost like this more than the margarita pie I'm ashamed the same for

margarita pie I'm ashamed the same for

margarita pie I'm ashamed the same for this should be walking on a catwalk

this should be walking on a catwalk

this should be walking on a catwalk somewhere is so fabulous the last place

somewhere is so fabulous the last place

somewhere is so fabulous the last place I also had a pizza where the ricotta

I also had a pizza where the ricotta

I also had a pizza where the ricotta cheese but I feel like it was his

cheese but I feel like it was his

cheese but I feel like it was his hobbies were kind of heavy it was okay

hobbies were kind of heavy it was okay

hobbies were kind of heavy it was okay it wasn't the greatest but this they did

it wasn't the greatest but this they did this pizza right I mean love the crunch

this pizza right I mean love the crunch

this pizza right I mean love the crunch from the little zucchinis the black

from the little zucchinis the black

from the little zucchinis the black peppers give it a slight spice slight

peppers give it a slight spice slight

peppers give it a slight spice slight little crunch from the salami as well

little crunch from the salami as well

little crunch from the salami as well and then nice porky flavor

well that ricotta she yeah there should

well that ricotta she yeah there should

well that ricotta she yeah there should be a movie called it's a wonderful piece

be a movie called it's a wonderful piece of story this guy right here I don't

of story this guy right here I don't

of story this guy right here I don't know how they did it

know how they did it

know how they did it this might be the first time I'm eating

this might be the first time I'm eating

this might be the first time I'm eating like salami and not overwhelmed by the

like salami and not overwhelmed by the

like salami and not overwhelmed by the saltiness of it for some reason it

saltiness of it for some reason it

saltiness of it for some reason it doesn't feel heavy at all in my stomach

doesn't feel heavy at all in my stomach

doesn't feel heavy at all in my stomach I think also one reason of a pizza I'm

I think also one reason of a pizza I'm

I think also one reason of a pizza I'm not feeling it heavy is to toe like see


- What's it about? - I don't remember.

Monica : - Do you wanna take a walk? - Yeah, I do.


but then the lady's cooking they were

but then the lady's cooking they were really embarrassed so they just all ran

really embarrassed so they just all ran

really embarrassed so they just all ran out of the kitchen but this is the

out of the kitchen but this is the

out of the kitchen but this is the kitchen they have some oil here bubbling

kitchen they have some oil here bubbling over fire they have some more fires

over fire they have some more fires

over fire they have some more fires going so if you order me and then they

going so if you order me and then they

going so if you order me and then they cook it hello I was just taking a look


you guys know noodles that's my life

you guys know noodles that's my life

you guys know noodles that's my life that's why every different country I go

that's why every different country I go

that's why every different country I go to every different culture I explore I

to every different culture I explore I

to every different culture I explore I loved tasting dirty little dishes hey

loved tasting dirty little dishes hey

loved tasting dirty little dishes hey you guys in Indonesia you're pretty darn

you guys in Indonesia you're pretty darn lucky but I think the biggest advantage

lucky but I think the biggest advantage

lucky but I think the biggest advantage of noodle place is here in Indonesia

of noodle place is here in Indonesia

of noodle place is here in Indonesia many little pieces of crispy pork oh my


grunting

Oh! laughing

- Ollie, it's OK.

- [Bryan] So where does the B-8 head go?

That one, yeah, we'll take Chase's head off.

grunting

And then out BB-8's head back on, good job.


- [Bryan] This is crazy.

- This entire thing is flooded.

- [Bryan] Something happened.

We're gonna have to check the security camera, babe.

- [Missy] And he's soaking wet because I washed him

and he flipped.

- [Bryan] Finn, what did you do, buddy?

You know we're gonna find out, we have security cameras.

You can't get away with anything.

- [Missy] Everything's soaked.

- [Ollie] Wet.

- It's all wet. - Yeah.

What were you doing, mister?

- I wasn't doing anything.

- [Missy] I don't think you were doing it.

- [Bryan] Were you just watching him?

- I don't think he saw.

I don't think he even knew until after he was like,

what did you do?

- [Bryan] Oh, my gosh, it's soaked.

I don't know if you guys can tell it's like flooded.

- I was looking away, and then yeah, he got wet.

- [Bryan] Geez.

- Look, guys! - This is crazy.

- [Bryan] You are crazy, dude.

- You are not allowed to do this, this is very naughty.

- [Bryan] You can't flood the house, Finn.


You decided to buy thatboat?

Well, someone's in a good mood.

Castle : You thinking about our naked time?

Um, no.

Castle : Well, I am. Haven't stopped thinking about it.

As a matter offact, um, tell you what, how about

Castle : round two tonight? My place, no one has to know.

Beckett : Yeah, I can't. I have to work tonight.

Um, well, I thought being a Captain meant you could delegate?

Beckett : You know what, I actually have to do a few things myself.

Castle : Well, maybe I can help. What are you working on?

Um, Captain stuff.

Well, then...

Castle : Then good luck with your Captain stuff.

Bye.

Hello?

Hayley : Yep, we got it.

Hayley : Her cell signal was our Trojan horse through Vikram's first firewall.

Hayley : Now I can hack one server at a time

Hayley : until I find his central server.


Barney : After the monologue.

Ted from 2030 : The next morning, as the sun rose over manhattan,

Ted from 2030 : Your uncle marshall headed over to brad's apartment

Ted from 2030 : To leave for the wedding in vermont.

Ted from 2030 : But when he got there...

Ted from 2030 : No.

Ted from 2030 : No...

Ted from 2030 : No.

Marshall : No!

Ted from 2030 : No.

Ted from 2030 : Ted.

Marshall : Um, brad got me flowers.

Ted : Hold on.

Ted : Brad got him flowers.

Lily : I'm sorry.

Ted : It just got funny again.


it and that just jump starts the the

it and that just jump starts the the digestion process and by the way I

digestion process and by the way I

digestion process and by the way I didn't mention this before but that girl

didn't mention this before but that girl is 21 meters long we've got one more

is 21 meters long we've got one more

is 21 meters long we've got one more historical stop today on this alternate

historical stop today on this alternate

historical stop today on this alternate summit on one day full tour yeah we got

summit on one day full tour yeah we got

summit on one day full tour yeah we got to burn a few calories before dinner


Hi, I'm gal pal Rachel Green. If you want the dirt, come to me.

This might be Joey's baby, who knows?

I'm just kidding. Seriously, gal pal Rachel Green.


Oh

Yeah, yes, that's for sure

They just have like different purposes. Ah this is a chawanmushi

It's a type of egg custard

And there's a little dab of wasabi on the top so you can kind of mix that mix that all around

There's like some it looks all that a custard is on the bottom there, and then there's kind of like some gooey sauce

Hmm, it's so light and just dissolves it you know they're pieces of fish on the bottom as well


And also some pico de gallo.

And then get a big, look at that, ooh, ooh.

All that fish, peppery, cooked in lime, tomato, onion,

soft, oh yeah, this is what we came to Mexico for!

Right there, shrimp, oh, juicy shrimp, fresh fish

and tons of flavor.

Let's try that out.

Mmm, oh yeah.

The shrimp and the fish are so soft.

And there is a strong lime flavor in there, very peppery.

You can tell they put a lot of black pepper in there.

It is the perfect fresh flavor.

Let's make a octopus taco here.

Let's just rip off a couple tentacles.


I'm telling you some of the best ice

I'm telling you some of the best ice cream I've ever had feel like there's a

cream I've ever had feel like there's a

cream I've ever had feel like there's a lot of love in his ice cream

80% passion this is absolutely

80% passion this is absolutely

80% passion this is absolutely mind-blowing ly good thank you thank you

mind-blowing ly good thank you thank you guys this has been one of the greatest

guys this has been one of the greatest

guys this has been one of the greatest food day since I started filming videos

food day since I started filming videos

food day since I started filming videos I mean coming to this country not really

I mean coming to this country not really knowing much about the culture not


Uh, that's far enough.

Esposito : Look, whatever went down between you and Paul Reeves,

Esposito : this is only gonna make it worse.

Jared : This wasn't supposed to happen. Not here.

Jared : This wasn't part of the plan.

Esposito : Then we can come up with a new plan.

Esposito : One where you walk out of here. You can still do that.

Jared : It's too late. Police are already involved.

I know there's no turning back.

Esposito : You have to turn back, Jared.

Esposito : 'Cause if you don't, here's what's gonna happen.

The HRT, that's the Hostage Rescue Team,

Esposito : will wait for you to get weak and tired.

Then a dozen highly trained guys,

Esposito : armed to the teeth, will breach this car.

Esposito : And trust me when I tell you, they will not play.

Esposito : You'll be lucky to get off one shot before they drop you.

Jared : HRT won't come near me.

Jared : Not once they know I have this.

Lanie : Oh, my God.

Lanie : A suicide vest?

Gates : His left hand. That's a dead man's switch.

If he lets go of that...


Martha : Oh, Richard, darling, thank God you're here.

Castle : I came as soon as I could.

Castle : - Are you all right? - Yeah, don't worry about me.

Martha : It's poor, sweet Robyn that we should be thinking about.

Castle : - You knew her? - Oh, I just met her yesterday.

She sat through an entire rehearsal,

then she waited around, so she could come up and thank me.

Martha : She was just...

Martha : She was lovely.

Martha : Darling, I want you to promise me that you will handle this case personally

Martha : and find out who did this.

Castle : Yeah, of course. Of course.

Alexis Castle : - Gram, why don't I take you home? - Okay.


Reed audio : Protocol Boomerang. Over.

OMAHA : Roger.

Castle : Valkyrie was the servant. She was one of ours.

Mccord : No wonder the transcript was so heavily redacted.

Beckett : Secretary Reed killed an American operative.

Castle : And then ordered Bronson to cover it up.

MAN1 : Missile engaged.

BRONSON : No, Valkyrie's still in there!

EXPLOSION


thank you for the market though we've

thank you for the market though we've made it - this is one of the central

made it - this is one of the central

made it - this is one of the central squares of lamu town so it's an open

squares of lamu town so it's an open

squares of lamu town so it's an open area where people gather people converse

area where people gather people converse there's always the players some grilling

there's always the players some grilling cassava I think chili sauce quick stop


so no coconut just not only chili oil

so no coconut just not only chili oil coconut oil coconut oil

coconut oil coconut oil

coconut oil coconut oil oh that's a that's just a multiple of

oh that's a that's just a multiple of

oh that's a that's just a multiple of joy from the from the bookshelf again he

joy from the from the bookshelf again he pulled out some some business lights

pulled out some some business lights

pulled out some some business lights I think oil they're steamed taro you

I think oil they're steamed taro you

I think oil they're steamed taro you have a taro yes now we can try that

have a taro yes now we can try that

have a taro yes now we can try that checking you it especially China that I


Jason : You're gonna send in...

Capsaicin, 200 micrograms.

Jason : And two syringes this time.

Thirteen : And we'll give you the blood and his records.

Bowman : No more meds, Jason, and no deliveries without something in return.


and all those old wounds just grow up with us.

Ellis : I'm exhausted.

Meredith : Me, too.

And just when we think that life and circumstance have forced us

to truly, once and for all, become an adult...

I was at it all night in the on-call room.

Ellis : What's your excuse?

Your mother says something like that.

Meredith : Mom.

I tell you, that man makes me purr like a kitten.

Meredith : Mom.

Ellis : When he isn't making me growl like a tiger.

Meredith : Stop!

Ellis : And my husband wonders why I'm not interested in him anymore.

Or, worse, something like that.

Ellis : If he had any balls at all he would leave on his own.

Ellis : No. He plays stupid.

Ellis : He's waiting for me to kick him out.

Ellis : I come home with a hickey...

A hickey, for God's sake, like I'm some sex-crazed teenager.

Ellis : Which, let's face it, these days, I am.

Ellis : And what does Thatcher do?

Ellis : Pretends he doesn't see it.

We get bigger, we get taller, we get older.

But for the most part, we're still just a bunch of kids,

running around the playground, trying desperately to fit in.

Cristina : You know, he's acting like I committed a crime.

Cristina : Like my apartment is full of stolen goods.


Jackson : So, basically, I'm a freak.


House : The years have not been kind to David Cassidy.


Robin : I won? I won!

I can't believe it! How did that even happen?

Here's how it happened.

Lily : - He's in. Go. Go. Gun it. - Ted's in the way.


Meredith : Just think of the things we'll do once I move back.

Azi : That's Oni. That's Oni.

Ryan : Charles Oni. Now we have a face to go with the name.

Beckett : Someone on Canal Street's got to know this guy.

Mmm.

Ryan : - Where's Castle? - He went home.


This never happened to you?

Rachel : Well, they always called.

Monica : Bite me.


Castle : Four years, I've been right here!

Castle : Four years, just waiting for you to just open your eyes

Castle : and see that I'm right here.

And I'm more than a partner.

Marisol : Every morning,

Castle : I bring you a cup of coffee just so I can see a smile on your face.

Castle : Because I think you are the most remarkable,

Castle : maddening, challenging,

Castle : frustrating person I've ever met.

Castle : And I love you, Kate, and if that means anything to you,

Castle : if you care about me at all, just don't do this.

Beckett : If I care about you, Castle?

Beckett : You cut a deal for my life like I was some kind of a child.

Beckett : My life. Mine. You don't get to decide.

Castle : You keep going with this, they're gonna decide.

They're gonna come for you, Kate.

Beckett : Let them come.

Beckett : They sent Coonan, and he is dead.

Beckett : They sent Lockwood, and he is dead.

Beckett : And I am still here, Castl And I am ready.

Castle : Ready for what?

Castle : To die for your cause?

Castle : This isn't a murder investigation anymore, Kate.

Castle : They've turned it into a war.

Beckett : If they want a war, then I will bring them a war,

Beckett : straight to their doorsteps.

Well, I guess there's just nothing I can say, is there?


good yeah among the best gun in food

good yeah among the best gun in food that I've ever had all man I yeah it was

that I've ever had all man I yeah it was really good flavors really balanced to

really good flavors really balanced to

really good flavors really balanced to perfection thank you very much

perfection thank you very much

perfection thank you very much food was so good food was so good thank


[Music]

well about this is right out of oil very


you I gotta tell you I'm kind of excited about this cuz there's some burgers and

about this cuz there's some burgers and

about this cuz there's some burgers and flavors on the menu that's just

flavors on the menu that's just

flavors on the menu that's just incredibly unique let me show you

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] there's apple pie in Korea there's corn

there's apple pie in Korea there's corn

there's apple pie in Korea there's corn pie here we go automated watering system

as always I'm only gonna get the items

as always I'm only gonna get the items

as always I'm only gonna get the items are unique to Korea McDonald's and this

are unique to Korea McDonald's and this

are unique to Korea McDonald's and this is what I'm talking about here Leah does

is what I'm talking about here Leah does make spicy Shanghai burger I don't know

make spicy Shanghai burger I don't know

make spicy Shanghai burger I don't know what a Shanghai burger is but I want it

when I wanted a Shanghai burger this

when I wanted a Shanghai burger this

when I wanted a Shanghai burger this popped up what is that sure thrill

popped up what is that sure thrill

popped up what is that sure thrill mushroom burger golden egg cheeseburger

mushroom burger golden egg cheeseburger

mushroom burger golden egg cheeseburger there show me one of these things with


MRS. WOLOWITZ : What's going on? Are you boys roughhousing?

Howard : We're just talking, Ma.

Howard's mother : If you don't settle down right now...

...I'm not gonna let you have any more sleepovers.

Howard : For God's sake, Ma, I'm 27 years old.

And it's not even a school night!


Thatâs puffed rice and little cereal balls, it looks like

Listen to that


intro on his channel Oh God they're out

intro on his channel Oh God they're out we'll go there smart now yo what a place

we'll go there smart now yo what a place man how do you think it's unbelievable

man how do you think it's unbelievable

man how do you think it's unbelievable why do you want to ride I mean you guys

why do you want to ride I mean you guys

why do you want to ride I mean you guys know I live in Ohio's the surfing is

know I live in Ohio's the surfing is

know I live in Ohio's the surfing is obsolete doesn't exist this has got like


massive commitment it is massive it is a life that you are responsible for 20

life that you are responsible for 20

life that you are responsible for 20 years

years

years well yeah

well yeah

well yeah around 20 years have to think about

around 20 years have to think about

around 20 years have to think about every time you go on holidays save all

every time you go on holidays save all

every time you go on holidays save all the holidays ever since we've had dogs

the holidays ever since we've had dogs

the holidays ever since we've had dogs the holidays the most expensive part of

the holidays the most expensive part of

the holidays the most expensive part of what's going away in holidays is looking

what's going away in holidays is looking after the six dogs have to go somewhere

after the six dogs have to go somewhere

after the six dogs have to go somewhere that's like the most expensive part well

that's like the most expensive part well you get up one dog maybe I just won't be

you get up one dog maybe I just won't be still do have to think that you do you

still do have to think that you do you

still do have to think that you do you think about all the stuff we're talking

think about all the stuff we're talking

think about all the stuff we're talking about you live here okay baby then maybe

about you live here okay baby then maybe you get good with that and yeah we're

you get good with that and yeah we're

you get good with that and yeah we're gonna shoot our friends thanks for

gonna shoot our friends thanks for

gonna shoot our friends thanks for dropping by and spending today with us

dropping by and spending today with us

dropping by and spending today with us again hmm looks like sweet pea by the

again hmm looks like sweet pea by the

again hmm looks like sweet pea by the way sweet potato and steaks and public

way sweet potato and steaks and public

way sweet potato and steaks and public sweet corn or something and then to wash


Man : One, two, three.


Lily : - Here's the thing. - Sorry. Hold on.

Ted : Just...

Marshall : It's my dad.


Rachel : Not to my recollection.

Danny Arshack, ninth grade.

Monica : You know the bottle was pointing at me.

Only because you took up half the circle!

Phoebe : Listen to you two. It's so sad.

Looks like I'll be going to the goddess meetings alone.

Rachel : Not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley...

Rachel : ...an hour after he broke up with Monica.

Monica : One hour?

Monica : You are such a leaf blower!

- That is not on the book. - No, but that's what you are.


the grill indentation that deep

the grill indentation that deep fermented soy flavor we one of the best

fermented soy flavor we one of the best

fermented soy flavor we one of the best views of fish I've had in Taiwan for

views of fish I've had in Taiwan for

views of fish I've had in Taiwan for sure right here especially good this

sure right here especially good this

sure right here especially good this when you're caught what I love about

when you're caught what I love about

when you're caught what I love about this is I 1 in it's really nicely meaty

this is I 1 in it's really nicely meaty

this is I 1 in it's really nicely meaty fish the other look at this this is all

fish the other look at this this is all

fish the other look at this this is all fat on the other end

fat on the other end

fat on the other end oh that and all that she'll Latin is

oh that and all that she'll Latin is

oh that and all that she'll Latin is goodies right here

goodies right here

goodies right here Oh

I think that's my favorite part hydrogen Kui lip-smacking good in the skin she

Kui lip-smacking good in the skin she

Kui lip-smacking good in the skin she like crispy perfectly cooked all you

like crispy perfectly cooked all you

like crispy perfectly cooked all you need splash of lime that thing will

need splash of lime that thing will

need splash of lime that thing will definitely bring a smile to your face

definitely bring a smile to your face

definitely bring a smile to your face this is must get here little clams

this is must get here little clams

this is must get here little clams cooked in sake sake garlic scallions we

cooked in sake sake garlic scallions we

cooked in sake sake garlic scallions we got two different size of claims both

got two different size of claims both

got two different size of claims both cooked in sake this is great this is

cooked in sake this is great this is

cooked in sake this is great this is gonna be so sweet

gonna be so sweet

gonna be so sweet this smells awesome it looks so sweet

this smells awesome it looks so sweet

this smells awesome it looks so sweet it's Haitian


for a little while cup of tea I can see

for a little while cup of tea I can see

for a little while cup of tea I can see flavor day

and we're almost at the lunch place this place is cool kind of like a desert

place is cool kind of like a desert

place is cool kind of like a desert Mountain truck stop and this is the

Mountain truck stop and this is the

Mountain truck stop and this is the restaurant here

restaurant here

restaurant here the lovely

the lovely

the lovely thank you


the sand is so powdery fine.

It feels amazing on your feet, actually.

It's so fine.


Nice work today, Torres. Three surgeries at the same time.

Callie : Performed four osteosyntheses, amputated two hands

Callie : and stabilized one spine in two hours.

Mark : Impressive. Looks like Bailey's not a shoo-in for chief resident after all.

Bailey : You're in the running for chief resident too?

Cristina : Yeah.


Beckett : So what do we know about him from the video?

Ryan : He's a male, late 30s,

Ryan : no distinguishing scars or tattoos.

Ryan : But we sent the footage over to the FBI,

Ryan : see if they can run it through their facial recognition software.

Beckett : Are they updated on the abduction?

Ryan : Yes, and they're sending over an agent to liaise.

Ryan : Meanwhile, we're checking other traffic cams,

Ryan : see if we can track where that van went after Sara tried to escape.

Castle : Hasim was surveilling her apartment

Castle : and he was nearby when she was kidnapped.

Castle : But why? What was their relationship?

Ryan : Well, Sara's roommate's coming in, maybe she has an answer.


You Know what makes the itching worse?

Phoebe : That you don't stop talking about it?

Monica : - Fine. - Let's just play, okay?

Good, okay.

Phoebe : Here we go, double sixes.

Phoebe : Here we go...

Phoebe : Here we go...

Phoebe : Come to Mama. Getting ready to roll the dice...

Richard : What are you doing? Are you scratching?

Phoebe : No. This is what I do for luck, okay?

Ryan : You're scratching.

Ryan : Give me the dice.

Ryan : - Give me the dice. - No! Here. There!

Look, double sixes!

We can't scratch. We'll scar.

Phoebe : I can't stop thinking about it. It's just so hard.

I wanna grab these houses and rub them all over my body.


Monica : Stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day.

Joey : Like there's a rule, or something?

I got it.

Chandler : Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound.


Contract. It's real without being real.

It's a long term relationship that can't actually hurt you.

Wilson : It's a stepping stone. It means you want more.

House : So passive-aggressive reverse psychology. Got it.

House : Try not to come on too strong, okay. Just get to know him a little. Ease into it.

House : True, you could just walk up and stick your hand down his pants,

but I've heard there's a middle step.

Dominika : Men want to have sex.

House putting An Earplug In His Ear To Be Able To Listen To Dominika's Conversations : Not with crazy people.

House putting An Earplug In His Ear To Be Able To Listen To Dominika's Conversations : Well, yes, a lot with crazy people, but not that kind of crazy.

House putting An Earplug In His Ear To Be Able To Listen To Dominika's Conversations : Well, yeah, that kind of crazy, but...

Dominika talking Right In The Microphone : They don't care how crazy if she looks like me.

Dominika talking Right In The Microphone : Okay. Easing.

Hi. Hey.


Sheldon : You're right. I'm smart as a whip. l should be able to figure this out.

Leonard : Listen, I kind of made plans with the guys this weekend.

l wondered, because we're in this relationship beta test...

Leonard : ...if I should have asked you first.

Leonard : Then I thought if l did check with you first...

Leonard : ...you'd think that l was taking things too seriously...

...and then I got a nosebleed.

Penny : You don't have to check with me. Do whatever you want.

Leonard : Oh.


Beckett : Was that a love letter?


Any stories? No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?

Look, I realize you guys have been wondering..

Ross : what exactly happened between Carol and me.

Ross : And so, well, here's the deal.

Ross : Carol's a lesbian.

She lives with a woman named Susan.

Ross : She's pregnant with my child.

Ross : She and Susan are going to raise the baby.


Oh, that is the real joy of Chongqing right there.

Oh, look at that.

Chili, speaks in a foreign language ,

they added in a big scoop

of speaks in a foreign language in there.

And you gotta mix it up so it gets coated, look at that.

This is what we came to Chongqing for, guys.

The Wanza Chongqing XiaoMian.


Here. What's this?

Cuddy : I made some calls for you.

Cuddy : The guy's the best criminal attorney in Princeton.

House : Thanks, but I don't need it.

House : I assume you told Inspector Clouseau

House : that I have a valid prescription for the Vicodin.

Cuddy : Yeah, and I assume you did as well. Did it make a difference?

Cuddy : The guy's pissed!

Cuddy : And with the DEA now treating pain doctors like Colombian...

House : I'm not a pain doctor, I'm a pain patient.

Cuddy : Tell it to your lawyer.

Foreman : No midline shifts, no bleeds, clots, infarcts.

I don't see any edema, either.

Chase : So what do we do now?

Cameron : An LP.

Cameron : Even if it's not an STD, a fever points toward some sort of infection.

Chase : I'm not sure we can do an LP on a guy his size.

What?

Chase : You have to be able to palpate the spine to know where to go.

Cameron : We could use fluoroscopy to guide us.

Chase : He still wouldn't be able to bring his knees up and bend forward

in order to open the space between...

GRUNTING

SCREAMING


Nice to meet you.

Nora : We were just passing by,

Nora : and I wanted to pop in for two reasons.

First, to let you know

Nora : that your friend is being a perfect gentleman.

Robin : - It's still early. - I'm being serious.

Nora : I had no idea that deep down, he's such a romantic.

Lily : I had no idea he had a deep down.

Nora : You should have heard him at dinner.

Barney : I like being single,

Barney : but secretly,

Barney : I want to have kids.

How many?

Barney : Three... one of each.

Barney : You?

Barney : Three.

Nora : All in an old stone house.

Barney : With ivy growing on it.

Cocktails on the patio.

Barney : And we must have a pool.

Nora : We?

Nora : A pool sounds brilliant.

Nora : Are you for real, Barney?


Sheldon : I read they were illegally squatting on Indian land.

Sheldon : Personally, I think what we did to the Native Americans was wrong,

Sheldon : but this is your favourite show, not mine.

Sheldon : Oh, look at little Laura Ingalls, eating that peanut butter sandwich.

Sheldon : Peanut butter?

Raj : Huh...

Sheldon : That's strange,

Sheldon : since peanut butter wasn't introduced until the early 1900s.

Sheldon : If I knew this show was about time travel,

Sheldon : I would have watched it much sooner.

TURNS OFF TV


Sheldon : He still hasn't responded.

Sheldon : What's taking him so long?

Do you really want him to write back?

Sheldon : Yeah, I do. No matter how he responds,

Sheldon : I am going to destroy him with a picture of a bored cat

saying, "Oh, really?"

Sheldon : Me-wow.

Howard : What are you doing?

Raj : I've, uh, created some other user accounts

Raj : so I can post positive comments about their paper.

"This wee li'l bairn of a theory


Howard : Bernadette and my mother are having

Howard : a get-to-know-you lunch at the Old Town Deli.

Raj : Oh, that sounds lovely.

Howard : Hope so.

Howard : Of course, if history is any indication,

Howard : my mother will swallow her whole

Howard : and spit out her bones like an owl.

Leonard : Have you met Bernadette's parents?

Howard : You mean Adolf and Eva?

Howard : Not yet.

Howard : One goose step at a time.

Raj : Sheldon, that's my water.

Sheldon : Oh, dear Lord!


Howard : laser-equipped surveillance satellite.

Sheldon : Excuse me.

Sheldon : If we're changing topics, I believe I have first dibs

Sheldon : with capybara, a rodent the size of a baby hippo.

Leonard : Congratulations, Howard.

Howard : Thanks.

Howard : Listen, I have to get a security clearance,

Howard : so you guys might be hearing from the FBI.

Raj : Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Raj : I don't want to speak to the FBI.

Leonard : Why not?

Raj : I'm brown and I talk funny.

Howard : They're just doing a background check on me.

It doesn't matter; they'll find a reason

Raj : to give me a one-way ticket back to Gandhi-ville.

Raj : By the way,

Raj : when I say that, it's not offensive.

Leonard : Don't be ridiculous, Raj.

Leonard : You're here legally.

Raj : Nobody cares. Do you know how long it's been

Raj : since I got through airport security

Raj : without being given a colonoscopy?

Sheldon : You know, I try very hard

Sheldon : to make our lunch hours educational and informative,

Sheldon : but your insistence on talking about your own lives

Sheldon : stymies me at every turn.

Leonard : Fine, Sheldon, tell us about your giant rodents.


know so the fish is juicy the fish is

know so the fish is juicy the fish is needy it's got that smoky flavor yeah

needy it's got that smoky flavor yeah

needy it's got that smoky flavor yeah I'm gonna try the fish on the tops on

I'm gonna try the fish on the tops on

I'm gonna try the fish on the tops on believe it's just gonna dig into that

believe it's just gonna dig into that

believe it's just gonna dig into that fish doesn't have it now you're gonna do

fish doesn't have it now you're gonna do nothing okay

nothing okay

nothing okay and you guys got to get a really

and you guys got to get a really

and you guys got to get a really close-up look at this juicy flesh and

close-up look at this juicy flesh and

close-up look at this juicy flesh and the coconut cream


But we're not lighting these babies up

Till we get to the a.C.

A.C.?

Um, atlantic city.

Try to keep up, brad.

We're not going to atlantic city.

Just a second, brad.


Weisberg : to appeal to a younger audience.

Weisberg : But the worst thing that I did

Weisberg : was threaten to fire him and pay him the $80 mil.

Beckett : Mr. Weisberg, where were you between 1 : 30

and 4 : 30 a.m. The night of the murder?

Lawyer : - You don't have to answer that. - It's fine, Burt. Chill out.

Weisberg : I was at the Essex House hotel.

Beckett : - Were you with anyone? - As a matter of fact, I was.

Weisberg : This actress I was screwing wanted a part on one of my sitcoms.

Weisberg : I met her after Bobby's show.

Beckett : - I'm gonna need a name. - Sure.

Castle : Ellie Monroe.

Beckett : Thank you for coming by, Ms. Monroe.

Castle : Of course.

Beckett : Weisberg's alibi is good.

Well, go on, you can say it. "I told you so."

Castle : No, thanks. I'm actually not in a gloating mood.

Beckett : His alibi sets us back to square one.

Beckett : Which means we have no idea who the blackmailer is,

Beckett : and we don't know why Mann went to the comedy club

Beckett : and trashed Angel Santana's bike.

Beckett : We have no idea who the killer is.

Castle : Well, the good news is I can work all night.

Castle : No plans.

You know, it's late and I'm kind of tired.

Beckett : How about we pick this up in the morning?


you can see how methodical,

how strategic she is,

and she's like really focused when she's making it.

It actually takes a long time.

It might take 30 minutes to make one of these baffles,

because of all the steps, because of all the ingredients.

But the batter with the cabbage,

it's in batter but then as she puts it down,

because she just leaves it on that hot waffle maker,

the batter seeps down to form the bottom of the bun.

At the same time she has the egg going

in another little cup.

Then the egg has already, the other side of the bun


Oh, and then you taste the cream coming through.

speaking in foreign language

Great breakfast, great way to start the day.

I think we're gonna continue the journey now.

energetic music

- Mark? - Yes?

- This is a chapli kebab thing that we are doing.

- [Mark] Awesome.

- And this guy is like, you know,

he's been ever since we were children,

- Oh wow. - He's has a place over here.

speaking foreign language

- And this is a shabu. - Okay.

speaking foreign language

This is a massive iron pan.

It is literally the size of a jacuzzi tub,

and we're here to eat chapli kebab.

So chapli kebab, you'll find chapli kebab all over Pakistan,


The guy had skills. Why would he do something so stupid?

Ryan : Because he had to.

Ryan : - I just went over financials with the wife. - How bad?

They've been living on credit cards the last six months.

And she had no idea. She thought everything was fine.

Beckett : Well, if he wasn't going to work every day, where was he going?

Ryan : Applying for jobs.

Beckett : I don't understand. Why didn't they just sell the apartment?

Ryan : - Wasn't worth the mortgage. - That's harsh.

Castle : Life insurance?

Ryan : Stopped making payments four months ago.

Ryan : The guy was basically worthless, alive or dead.

Hey, Ryan here.

Castle : You know, I get desperation. I get needing the money.


Burke : the simple fact is you have never let me in.

Burke : What, you think it's gonna make a good marriage? Well, I don't.

Burke : I don't want you to marry me because you're placating me.

Burke : That doesn't interest me,

Burke : doesn't interest me at all.

Meredith : - Do you think he's OK? - He'll find it.

Meredith : He probably can't see, there's a flashlight in the closet.

I'll go get it. Excuse me.

Izzie : - I'm sorry. - It's going fine.

I just... I don't know what to say to him.

Susan : Well, it's not easy. It's 'cause he's afraid of you.

I shouldn't have bit his head off.

Meredith : I wish I could have just...

Susan : Meredith, it's OK to get angry,

Susan : it's you in the picture.

Callie : Izzie Stevens? I share something with you I am feel uncomfortable about

Callie : - and you tell Izzie. - I didn't, I told Meredith.


Barney : I have crafted a list of every vehicle...

Barney : Land-based, aquatic and airborne...

Barney : In which/on which it's possible to have sex,

Barney : And of those 33 vehicles,

I have had sex in/on 31.

Barney : Windsurfing board, not on the list, not possible.

Barney : Oh, p.S., in order to hit 33, all I need is

Barney : Bobsled and the apollo 11 space capsule.

Lily : To get that last one, you'd have to break into the smithsonian.

Barney : This conversation never happened.

All right, you're suited up, I'm bearded down.

Ted : Let's get out there and win this thing.

Barney : Yes!

Ted : You guys, have fun on your double date.

Lily : Oh, for the hundredth time, I'm sorry, there was a lull.

Gael : And then we fell asleep on the beach

Gael : While counting the stars.


much for everyone that has click who did so well didn't you get the seat belt

so well didn't you get the seat belt

so well didn't you get the seat belt just Emilia so it's different if y know

just Emilia so it's different if y know

just Emilia so it's different if y know how was it was it okay did it hurt he

how was it was it okay did it hurt he

how was it was it okay did it hurt he did so well I know we can look at it

did so well I know we can look at it

did so well I know we can look at it after okay just please drop your stuff

after okay just please drop your stuff

after okay just please drop your stuff play I'm so proud of you you were such a

play I'm so proud of you you were such a brave boy yeah you can see the plaster

brave boy yeah you can see the plaster

brave boy yeah you can see the plaster okay Amelia's next who's mushy okay

okay Amelia's next who's mushy okay

okay Amelia's next who's mushy okay let's go to tough play

let's go to tough play

let's go to tough play [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

that my friends is why I make those

that my friends is why I make those

that my friends is why I make those videos because we've all being there


Priya : Morning.

Priya : Morning.

exhales

- Sleep okay? - Um uh. Great!

Leonard : Hey, can I ask you something?

Priya : Sure.

Leonard : Last night, me wanting to try that stuff out of the Kama Sutra.

Leonard : Was that fun for you or kinda racially insensitive?


Hombre?

What's he doing in my section?

Annabelle : I guess he doesn't know.

Joey : Well, he's gonna.

I'll see you a little later, okay?

Hey, how you doing?

Mornin'.

Joey : Listen, I know you're new...

...but it's understood that everything...

Joey : ...from young men's to the escalator is my territory.

"Your territory"?

Joey : - Bijan for men? - No, thanks.

Hombre?

Guy : Yeah, all right.

Hombre Man : You were saying?


I'm sorry, I just don't wanna go.

Bernadette : Hey, I just spent the last three hours coloring myself blue.

Bernadette : I'm gonna be washing paint out of my smurf for a month!

Sheldon : Fine.

Howard : Two weeks ago I was an astronaut.


Derek : - I'm gonna use an endonasal approach. - Endonasal?

You're going to pull it out through my nose?

Robert : Look him up. Check his credentials.

It's minimally invasive so there won't be scarring.

Robert : - Good. So, when? - When we stabilize your sodium levels.

Alex : - That means no more water. - I'm thirsty.

It's a side effect. We'll keep you hydrated intravenously.

Dorie : OK?

What the hell are you doing?

I'm just following the doctor's orders.


fully saturated pieces okay that's good

fully saturated pieces okay that's good archeological didn't get a good look at

archeological didn't get a good look at

archeological didn't get a good look at this sauce it's kind of chunky it looks

this sauce it's kind of chunky it looks

this sauce it's kind of chunky it looks amazing

I shot it a little bit not really played you up

you up

you up maybe a lot of onions in there but also

maybe a lot of onions in there but also

maybe a lot of onions in there but also a little horseradish quarter what's

a little horseradish quarter what's

a little horseradish quarter what's happy that's it little slices of raw

happy that's it little slices of raw

happy that's it little slices of raw garlic to go with they do

garlic to go with they do

garlic to go with they do that is a lot of meat so are you good at

that is a lot of meat so are you good at so much meat like it's like it

so much meat like it's like it

so much meat like it's like it it's like kilos of meat I'm gonna dip

it's like kilos of meat I'm gonna dip

it's like kilos of meat I'm gonna dip into the peppermint and bean sauce I'll

into the peppermint and bean sauce I'll

into the peppermint and bean sauce I'll take it

what's going without is that apple or


Guys, there's no way robin is married.

Barney : It's ludicrous to even suggest it.

Ted : Thank you, barney. 'cause it's porn.

Ted : I need another beer.

Robin was not in porn.

I bet you anything that she's married.

$20,000 says it's porn.

I don't have $20,000.

Barney : Well, then what do you have?

Well... No.

I've got it.

Barney : The ultimate wager... Slap bet.

Ted : Oh, slap bet. We used to do those when I was a kid.

Whoever is right gets to slap the other person

Marshall : In the face as hard as they possibly can...

Marshall : But no rings.


Are you gonna ignore me all day again?

Amber : I help you.

House : You tried to kill Chase.

Amber : Doing what you wanted, that's all, boss.

Amber : I exist.

House : No, you don't.

House : I acknowledge my subconscious exists. Now go away.

Amber : Saying it is one thing. Living it is another.

Amber : You're not rational. Not completely.

Foreman : Put the phone on the receiver,

Foreman : send the hookers home and get dressed.

Foreman : We've got a case. I'm taking a personal day.

21-year-old star of the New York Ballet collapsed on stage.

House : I love ballet. But as someone may have mentioned,

House : I'm taking a personal day.

Foreman : Cuddy said get your ass in or you're fired.

She's not going to fire me.

She's not going to fire you? If you don't go to work?

Okay. How long, do you figure,


Wow.

- Great speech. - Yeah, it really was.

Oh, thanks.

Okay, Phoebe, I guess you're next. Although I really don't see the point.

Okay.

I can't believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married.

Phoebe : I remember talking about this day with Rachel...

Phoebe : ...while we were showering together, naked.

And she's back in the game!

Chandler : Julie. Hi.

Rachel : Chandler Bing. I guess you remember me.


Phoebe : But I will definitely, definitely help you get over my sister. Okay?

Phoebe : Stalk me for a while, huh?

Yeah, and I'll be like an Ursula patch.

Malcom : - I don't know. - Yeah! Just...

Phoebe : Okay. Look, I'm going!

Rachel : Come on.


Mark : I would've made a terrible father.

Ronny : You're saying...

You're saying it's not getting better.

Louise : You're saying he's not going to wake up.

They stand in a line outside his room : Mrs. O'Malley, all of his organs are shutting down.

Richard : His liver and his kidneys are no longer supporting him.

He's entirely dependent upon his life-support machines.

We're saying he's not going to wake up.

You can keep him on life-support and wait for nature to take its course.

That can take days or weeks.

Or you can take him off life-support.

Louise : - Unplug him? - Yes, ma'am.

Izzie : - George? - Yeah.

Jerry : What do you think?

George : Dad's in pain.

Burke : His organs are shutting down. He can't breathe on his own.

George : It's painful.

George : And he's on medication, but...

George : ...medication can only do so much.


- Yeah it is.

- Okay so we're having some issues with the truck it seems,

this is like literally just our luck on this road trip.

What's going on?

- It was just starting to like, kept like going in and out,

in and out of like power steering and like pressure.

- Oh really?

- So I got off 'cause I thought maybe we'll just

like stay here.

- That's so weird.

- And now I'm like trying to get it to go.

- The car's stopping?

- Yeah, I'm trying to go.

- Did the car just stop?

The car just stopped right here on the side of the road?

- Well it was like stopping so I feel

like I needed to like pull over.

- That is crazy.

- Let's see if I can turn it off and then turn it on.

dinging

- What's the engine, does it say?

- It says change engine oil.

- What, we didn't ran out of oil.

Do you think we could've ran out of oil, Ollie?

- I don't know.

- It's not starting.

- Okay, well what do we do?

- [Mom] Where are we?

- I don't know where we are either.

Oh wait, I think I see people up here.

Is this is a ghost town?

So it seems like our truck has just now broken down,

we are now stranded on the side of the road


Big present!

Wow!

Stickers?

An advent calender!

What advent calender is it Frazer?

Um

It's lego

Is it?

It's from Smiggle!

Wow. Jackson this is yours.


Steve : Oh, come on.

Look, you know what, l'm sorry, but did you really think that this was going well?

-What's up? -Hey, did you stop by here?

-No. -Oh, my God! Then....

Monica : Thank God! Emma, there you are!

Rachel : What? What do you mean, ''there you are''? Where was she?

We were playing peekaboo. She loves it when l'm dramatic.


Rachel : Come on, it's late. We're not going down to the office.

Yeah, I understand. I wouldn't want to be proved wrong either.

All right, get your coat!

Rachel : Oh! When did you unhook this? Nice work!

It won't go down any further. It's stuck.

We're just gonna have to jump.


No strippers.

Now say it without winking.

No strippers.

You just winked.

No, I didn't.

So, when the day arrived,

We all climbed into a rented escalade and set out.

Now, every bachelor party is usually made up

Of the same stock characters.

You've got the groom...

The best man...

The guy who speaks only in clichÃ©s...

Dead man walking!

The guy who disappears at the beginning of the night

And doesn't show up again until the end.

All right,

Who's up for a little blackjack before we check in?

No, no, no. Mm-mmm. None for me.

See you guys back at the room, then.

And, of course, well...

Barney.

Every bachelor party has a barney.

Oh, what's this?

This car has a dvd player?


Raj : Wow.

Leonard : No, it's great.

- Also, uh, mint-in-box. - Mm.

Penny : - And I got you a Transporter too! - Awesome!

Sheldon : Look, it was actually designed for my vintage Mr. Spock action figure.

Penny : Oh, that's great. Open it and put him in there.


House : You don't seem that surprised.

House : That's what you expected to get.

House : You waited until you knew she'd be out.

Nash : Her aunt said that she starts work late.

Nash : Every now and then, I just call to hear her voice on the machine.

Nash : I was never there when she needed me.

Nash : What right do I have to need her now?

None.


I know she felt bad about it 'cause she still offered to pay me anyway.

I was at a birthday dinner last night. I have witnesses...

Castle : Which of these parties did the other guy work?

Paul : This one, this one, here,

this one, this one, this one and that one.

Castle : The same ones that reported robberies.

Ryan : So far, only one witness, a caterer,

Ryan : remembers seeing a guy setting up Holly's equipment last night,

Ryan : and she only saw him from behind and he was wearing a hoodie.

Ryan : So we reached out to other party guests

to see if we can get a better description.

Beckett : So was anything stolen from the party last night?

Ryan : No. We asked everyone

Ryan : and so far no one's reported anything missing.

Yo.

Esposito : So unis searched Holly's apartment again.

Esposito : There's no sign of the stolen goods

Esposito : and there's no influx of cash into her account.

Esposito : So if she was making money off this thing, there's no evidence of it.

Castle : What if this mystery assistant is the one behind it all?

Castle : I mean, think about it.

Castle : He forces Holly to get him into these parties.

Castle : While she's busy spinning,

Castle : he's free to walk around these fancy apartments.

Castle : And since he's hired help, nobody pays him any attention.

Castle : It's candy from a baby.

Esposito : But when MC Thug confronted Holly, she got scared.

Esposito : So she threatened to blow the whistle on the assistant.

Beckett : Well, that would certainly give him motive for murder.

Ryan : But with Paul's name on the invoice, there's no record of him.

How are we gonna find him?

Castle : He helped set up that equipment last night, right?

Castle : His fingerprints would be on it.

Beckett : Get CSU on it.

Castle : Ooh, grunt work. I'll come back later.


Max : Does it have to be that tight? It's very tight... Ow!

CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING

Castle : Hey, Bolero.

Castle : Just like in the hotel.

Pablo : See, I told you we were badass. Ah!

BECKETT : That's your car, Pablo.

Beckett : What were you and Bailey up to? And why did you kill him?


BAILEY : I'm proud of you all. You make me proud.

BAILEY : You reflect on me well.

BAILEY : Grey, if you think you can keep your clothes on long enough

BAILEY : to follow up the labs, I'd appreciate it.

Karev, cover the pit.

Wait, the pit? I'm off Gyne?

BAILEY : Dr. Montgomery-Shepherd is out sick.

You can cover the pit, or you can...

You can tell me whose damn panties

BAILEY : are on the bulletin board?

CHRISTINA : Are those yours?

BAILEY : This is a hospital, people.

BAILEY : Serious work happens here.

BAILEY : We save lives here.

BAILEY : Oh, is something funny? Whose are these?

MEREDITH : - This is bad. This isn't good. - You better claim them.

CHRISTINA : - She thinks they're mine! Claim them! - No.

BAILEY : Yeah, I know it's one of you. It's always one of mine. Always.

BAILEY : So tell me, which one of you left your damn drawers

BAILEY : on my surgical floor?

Oh, no, did I leave my underwear Iying around again? I am so sorry, Bailey.


Howard : I don't know. Go with hockey.

Raj : Good, black is more slimming.

That's her. I gotta go be butch. Toodles.

- Hey. Come in. - Hi.

- Aw. Look how cute your little doggie is. - Yeah, I wouldn't get too close.

Raj : If I give the right command in German, she'll rip your face off.


I never had doner kebab before I was

I never had doner kebab before I was wondering lie about the m7 I got a

wondering lie about the m7 I got a

wondering lie about the m7 I got a second water check this out look at that

second water check this out look at that this is what I'm talking about snowy

this is what I'm talking about snowy

this is what I'm talking about snowy color compared to look at the difference

color compared to look at the difference here big big difference that's gonna be

here big big difference that's gonna be

here big big difference that's gonna be awesome

Oh

so much better lab boy that lobworm

so much better lab boy that lobworm

so much better lab boy that lobworm marbling

marbling

marbling but I gotta say pleasures still this

but I gotta say pleasures still this

but I gotta say pleasures still this truck I roll good that Wayne coffee time

truck I roll good that Wayne coffee time for my favorite part of hotpot we take a


Oh, this falls off the bone.

mumbles

Next up is the VIP Masala goat.

Oh my goodness!

Look at that!

And there it is.

Tanorche.

And there it is.

Look at that, you can see the rice, just bulging out there.

Ooh, really?

Oh!


What in the world

Would make you believe that's a true story?

She's really hot.

They always are.

You all done with that, ted?

Yeah. Ned.

I told you to call him ned.

That's just sad.

Sorry, swarley.

So, do just you and ted live here

Or does swarley live here, too?

Nah. "swahili" has his own place.

What was that?

Oh, I, uh, dropped my keys.

Robin : Oh.


again save me really good six episodes

again save me really good six episodes check it out guys it's really good but

check it out guys it's really good but

check it out guys it's really good but we am because of the snow and everything

we am because of the snow and everything guys which you already know because this

guys which you already know because this is the next day I wasn't able to get the

is the next day I wasn't able to get the vlog up because it's stuck in London I

vlog up because it's stuck in London I

vlog up because it's stuck in London I was there so close to being stuck there

was there so close to being stuck there

was there so close to being stuck there and we wouldn't have gotten home here

and we wouldn't have gotten home here

and we wouldn't have gotten home here who would be like terrifying but we did

who would be like terrifying but we did

who would be like terrifying but we did and we got home we got the kids to bed

and we got home we got the kids to bed

and we got home we got the kids to bed but something had to give and it was the

but something had to give and it was the vlog

vlog

vlog okay so sorry about that friends if

okay so sorry about that friends if

okay so sorry about that friends if you're waiting for a video yesterday I

you're waiting for a video yesterday I

you're waiting for a video yesterday I hope you also enjoyed the footage of my

hope you also enjoyed the footage of my

hope you also enjoyed the footage of my sister making her igloo in Ireland it's

sister making her igloo in Ireland it's

sister making her igloo in Ireland it's crazy how much snow is in Dublin right

crazy how much snow is in Dublin right

crazy how much snow is in Dublin right now like my whole family are buried in

now like my whole family are buried in

now like my whole family are buried in snow it's crazy and it's they say

snow it's crazy and it's they say

snow it's crazy and it's they say friends if you are in up north or

friends if you are in up north or

friends if you are in up north or Scotland or Wales or Ireland or even

Scotland or Wales or Ireland or even

Scotland or Wales or Ireland or even England wherever you are if it's super

England wherever you are if it's super

England wherever you are if it's super snowy stay safe come on mister come on

snowy stay safe come on mister come on

snowy stay safe come on mister come on in in in in in in stay safe and I'll see


- Next step.

- [Mark] Awesome, so Ras Mokko, he added in,

what was that first, that first was almond extract juice.

But I think the fruity almond that they have here in Jamaica

and then he poured in some vanilla extract,

that goes into the soursop juice

and then the Guinness.

Discussing quickly how much Guinness

to add for this recipe.

It's kind of crazy and foamy.

Oh, Betty milk is condensed?

- [Matt] Yeah.

I just say the brand. - Betty milk.


knocking on door SHELDON : Penny?

knocks Penny.

knocks Penny.

knocks Penny.

knocks Penny.

Penny : You knocked more than usual.

Sheldon : Next time I might be in a rush,

Sheldon : it's good to have a few in the bank.

Penny : Okay, what's up?

Sheldon : I'd like to discuss this party

Sheldon : that Amy and Bernadette are throwing.

Sheldon : Since you and I are both reluctant to go,

Sheldon : I think I've come up with a perfect way for us to enjoy it.

Penny : Great, how?

Sheldon : We pretend we're aliens.


found my face mask from nails ink or

found my face mask from nails ink or facing sorry no no leave it on for five


I got airbags coming in that'll lift 70 tons.

House : What's your name?

House : You testing my mental state?

If I'm gonna be stuck down here for a while,

Hanna : I'd like somebody to talk to.

House : Look, the guy who just left

House : is the one who's gonna be holding your hand through all this.

You can talk to him.

House : Little pinch.

Ow! Ow!

House : Okay. Big pinch.

I got to call my husband. Can I use your phone?

House : No bars down here.

L'chaim.

Hanna : Where're you going? Don't worry.

House : Fire Marshal Bill will be back soon.

House : So, I hope I didn't weird you out, giving you that gift.

Cuddy : Can we talk about this later?

House : Of course.

House : Is now later?

House : Maybe things aren't going so well with Lucas?

House : If so, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to step into anything.

Cuddy : There's no problems. We're doing just great. Thank you.

House : So why the weirdness?

Cuddy : Can you help?

Cuddy : When I opened it, I didn't think it was a housewarming gift,

Cuddy : I thought it was an engagement present.


just a little bit it's been threatening

just a little bit it's been threatening to rain for a while now but the rain is

to rain for a while now but the rain is

to rain for a while now but the rain is just starting to come right now but

just starting to come right now but

just starting to come right now but we're gonna go have a look at the school

we're gonna go have a look at the school as they're continuing to hello as they


Chloe : but I have a feeling I'm going to be your biggest fan.

Masters puts A Sterile Pot In Front Of Jack : I'm gonna need you to cough.

Chase : What are you doing?

Masters : Getting a sputum culture.


Sheldon : ...of a specific object or organism.

Sheldon : Mimesis.

Leonard : What the hell are you talking about?

Sheldon : I'm attempting to communicate with you...

Sheldon : ...without my meaning becoming apparent to those around you.

Sheldon : Let me try again.

Sheldon : Have the indigenous fauna accepted you as one of their own?

Sheldon : Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Leonard : Oh, I guess so.

Sheldon : Good. Oh, FYI, after I eat my sandwich...

Sheldon : ...I'm taking Koothrappali's Patang kite out for a test run.

Would you get your Delta Wing Raptor and join me?

I don't wanna fly kites, Sheldon. Come on, we're watching football here.

Sheldon : I can see that. I was providing you with an alternative.

Sheldon : A courtesy I was never offered in similar circumstances.


Phoebe : I remember when I first came to this city, I was 14.

Mom had killed herself, stepdad was in jail.

I didn't know anybody here.

Phoebe : I ended up living with this albino guy who was cleaning windshields.

Phoebe : And then he killed himself.

Phoebe : Then I found aromatherapy. So I know exactly how you feel.

The word you're looking for is :

"Anyway.."

Monica : - You ready? - No, how can I be ready?

"Ready to jump out of the plane with no parachute?"

Rachel : - I can't do this. - I know you can.

Monica : - No. - You made coffee, you can do anything.

Ross : Cut. Cut. Cut.


Ross : -She said yes. -Way to go, man!

Chandler : Still got the egg, huh?


Vasiliy : The attempt on Oborin's life

Vasiliy : has shaken everyone in the Russian diplomatic community.

Vasiliy : No one knows who to trust.

Vasiliy : And what little faith Oborin has in me is now lost.

Beckett : So now that you're all out of friends, you've come to us for help.

Vasiliy : Please, Captain.

You told me all you wanted was to get the son of bitch behind this.

Vasiliy : Help me get justice to Grigory, Anya and Sergei.


Drop it. Drop it.

Stay right where you are.

Stay where you are. Don't touch the gun!


It's like they took a Crayon and just colored the meat in before they brought it out. You can smell the beer

That beef is really tender with just a slight taste of alcohol. It's actually much better than the wine marinated meat

I had on the west coast. This is the cubano pork it's a black pork from Japan. I know this might seem kind of scary

because it looks really oily, but I think it's gonna be good. Come here, little piggy

Wow, I love the hot oil here. It's actually spicy. Make sure you bib up trust me no matter

how ridiculous look you're going to be the one laughing at the end when everybody else has been covered in splatter


...his name is gonna be Scrap Metal.

Leonard : Come on. Is that really necessary?

Sheldon : Leonard, I believe it is.

Sheldon : This is trash talk.

Sheldon : Trash talk is a traditional component in all sporting events.

[CLEARS THROAT]


- What are you doing? - Oh, Priya's calling in a few minutes...

Leonard : ...on Skype and we are gonna have a dinner date.

It's 8 : 00 in the morning in Mumbai.

Sheldon : How can she have dinner?

Leonard : Whatever. Priya will be having breakfast.

Sheldon : All right. So technically, it's not a dinner date.

Sheldon : I suppose you could call it a, uh, dinfast date.

But if you did, you'd open yourseIf to peer-based mocking...

...such as, "Hey, Leonard, how was your dinfast with Priya last night?"

Leonard : That doesn't sound like mocking.

Sheldon : You didn't let me finish.

Sheldon : Dinfast.

Sheldon : Are those soy-based candles?

Leonard : I don't know. Why?

Sheldon : Paraffin candles may contain carcinogens.

Sheldon : Unless lung cancer is the ambiance you were going for at your dinfast.

Sheldon : Dinfast.

I don't wanna be rude, but Priya's gonna be calling, so...


coming from coast

coming from coast oh yeah if you love next year also in

oh yeah if you love next year also in

oh yeah if you love next year also in Nairobi of a lot of malawi and in

Nairobi of a lot of malawi and in

Nairobi of a lot of malawi and in weddings a lot of pulao

weddings a lot of pulao

weddings a lot of pulao so this actually is really good first


Wow, look at this!

And their signature salad.

We've got tomato and onion, Piyaz, oregano,

and he's adding chili, oil.

He's put a little vinegar in there,

and he's gonna add a pomegranate sauce, as well.

Oh, and they got fresh bread here, as well,

covered in chili, oh, a little oil, as well,

and that bread is gonna go on the grill, too.

Look at this, wow!

It looks good.


- Yeah.

- And then you're gonna be six

Finn babbling

and we're so excited.

- I'm gonna be six?

- Yeah, you're gonna be six in seven months, that's a while.

You got a while.

We're gonna go ahead and go to bed.

And we're waiting for the Tooth Fairy to come!

I'm so excited, lemme see that cheesy smile.

Ahh, where's that tooth?

It's gone, so cute.

You guys, I'm pretty sure that was his first tooth

that came in when he was six months old.

Which is actually a video on YouTube that you can watch,

that we found his tooth and we were like so excited,

he's this little itty-bitty baby.

And we were like, gasps "Ollie has his first tooth!"

Huh? laughs

Anyways, I guess if you guys wanna watch that,

I'll have it linked up in the i-card,

you guys can check it out,

when he was just a little bitty baby

and his first tooth came in.

Anyways, that's my cue, I gotta end this video.

We'll see you guys in the next one.

- [Missy and Ollie] Bye!

Boop.

Finn babbling

tranquil electronic music


honestly everyone kept saying to me in

honestly everyone kept saying to me in the comments and stuff like you're an

the comments and stuff like you're an

the comments and stuff like you're an idiot you've over packed but then I

idiot you've over packed but then I

idiot you've over packed but then I ended up even running out of stuff when

ended up even running out of stuff when

ended up even running out of stuff when I was there like I genuinely needed all

I was there like I genuinely needed all

I was there like I genuinely needed all that stuff and it was all given to me

that stuff and it was all given to me

that stuff and it was all given to me like in guidelines for my hospital all

like in guidelines for my hospital all

like in guidelines for my hospital all the time it was I remember it like so

the time it was I remember it like so

the time it was I remember it like so clear it was like seven baby grows like

clear it was like seven baby grows like

clear it was like seven baby grows like five vests like 20 nappies I just

five vests like 20 nappies I just

five vests like 20 nappies I just remember it so clearly whereas this list

remember it so clearly whereas this list there's like nothing for the baby it's

there's like nothing for the baby it's

there's like nothing for the baby it's all just for you so they must give you

all just for you so they must give you

all just for you so they must give you everything here which it actually is

everything here which it actually is

everything here which it actually is really really good what I think about it

really really good what I think about it like how good is that that they provide

like how good is that that they provide

like how good is that that they provide you with everything and I'm sure that's

you with everything and I'm sure that's

you with everything and I'm sure that's most cases and in like most countries I

most cases and in like most countries I

most cases and in like most countries I mean I don't know why Ireland do it

mean I don't know why Ireland do it

mean I don't know why Ireland do it different they probably would provide

different they probably would provide

different they probably would provide you as stuff you like genuinely forgot

you as stuff you like genuinely forgot

you as stuff you like genuinely forgot but it definitely came as like the

but it definitely came as like the

but it definitely came as like the guidelines from my hospital were like

guidelines from my hospital were like

guidelines from my hospital were like really strict on never had to bring hats

really strict on never had to bring hats and scratch mittens and remember my mom

and scratch mittens and remember my mom

and scratch mittens and remember my mom was like this can't be right hush

was like this can't be right hush

was like this can't be right hush elissa like no it is look at it so this


Wait. In The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy...

...isn't 43 the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything?


Chandler : There you go.

Okay.

Paul : -Five more seconds.. -Okay!

-Joey! -What? Hey, what..?


BP's 68 over 42.

God.

He's bradying down.

HAHN : Get me another TEE and an echocardiogram, stat!

HAHN : Let's move it, people. This doesn't look good.

We got to get control of this bleeding.

Let's get him back on bypass.

I could put the cannula into his right atrium.

HAHN : - By yourself? - Yes.

All right, do it.


in the entire world you can just come

in the entire world you can just come out here and snack there are also a few

out here and snack there are also a few

out here and snack there are also a few plants of sweet basil as well which is

plants of sweet basil as well which is

plants of sweet basil as well which is also delicious but I love love the holy

also delicious but I love love the holy

also delicious but I love love the holy basil okay so I think it's like this

basil okay so I think it's like this

basil okay so I think it's like this throughout most of Asia where you leave

throughout most of Asia where you leave

throughout most of Asia where you leave your slippers or you leave your shoes at

your slippers or you leave your shoes at the front of the door and you always go

the front of the door and you always go

the front of the door and you always go into the house barefoot and it's a

into the house barefoot and it's a

into the house barefoot and it's a little messy around here but let's take


you know there are proper ones

you know there are proper ones don't forget your crown last year the


House : - What about this? - What are you doing?

House : Is this in my head?


Brad : It's not your fault you got shot. Not my fault either.

You know, I... I didn't... I didn't pull the trigger.

Brad : Petey had the gun. I'm just saying.

Brad : People blame management, but we do the best we can.

I mean, I... I do the best I can.

Addison : I know what you're going to say, but if you knew the day that I had...

Richard : Everybody in this hospital has those days, Addison.

Richard : And no one makes a scene in front of their peers. Get it together.

Meredith : Addison.

Addison : I can't compete.

Addison : He's not having an affair. He's not trying to hurt me. He's just...

Addison : The only people who don't know Derek loves Meredith are Derek and Meredith.

Addison : How do I compete with that?

So what makes anger different from the six other deadly sins?


Sheldon : Are you bringing flowers to a patient

Sheldon : to cushion the blow of a terminal diagnosis?

laughs

Sheldon : That wasn't a joke.

Man : All right.

Man : These are actually for a nice woman

Man : who makes sales calls to my office.

Sheldon : Hmm.

Sheldon : You know, they have delivery people

Sheldon : that will do that for you.


and then you take your other track,

and you pop it in, just like that

and now look, it's twice as long.

- That's a cool track!

- I know, let's make it longer, 'kay?

upbeat music

- I put it on!

- [Bryan] Good job, let's keep building it!

- I did it!