Mario : I was doing the city a favor.

Mario : So I make a little extra. So who gets hurt?

Castle : I'm going to go with Len.

Beckett : Last chance, Mario.

Mario : After work I went up to the Grand Concourse

Mario : to pack up a shipment of light bulbs.

Mario : They went out to Costa Rica last night.

Mario : You can check.

Mario : I was there.

Thanks.

Espostio : He's telling the truth.

Espostio : Len's call to the tip line?

Espostio : Turns out the transit cops had him under surveillance all last week.

Espostio : His tail has him in the Bronx last night just like he said.

Beckett : Call the transit cops

Beckett : and tell them that we just closed their case for them.

Right.

Castle : So if light bulbs didn't get Lenny killed,

Castle : then what did?

Beckett : You know, it can't be a coincidence that he was killed right there

Beckett : at about the same time that he has written down.

Castle : And what does BHS stand for?

Castle : - Bronx High School? - Hmm.

Big Honking Stereo?

Castle : Boys Have Shoes?

Ryan : Try Byron H. Singer.

I found a small vendor decal

on the side of the parabolic microphone we found in his apartment.

Ryan : So I called the vendor

Ryan : to find out if he knew why Len bought the equipment.

Ryan : Turns out Len didn't buy it at all.

Ryan : It was purchased two months ago

Ryan : by an insurance actuary named Byron H. Singer.

BHS.

Sorry.

Beckett : Mr. Singer, thank you for coming down.


Beckett : and we think that she knew her killer.

Mrs Herzfeld : There was a boyfriend I didn't like.

Mrs Herzfeld : They broke up five months ago.

Beckett : And what did you not like about him?

Mrs Herzfeld : He wouldn't meet my eye.

Mrs Herzfeld : They would fight.

Mrs Herzfeld : I saw bruises on her.

Beckett : Do you remember his name?


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- The Hanasaki crab is actually extremely medium.

The eggs are just sprouting and the roe and the meat

and then they beautifully played it

they cut everything with the scissors

so that all the shell, they free the meat!

speaking in foreign language


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people listening to

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Ted 2030 : Marshall,

Lily : I love you because you're,

Lily : You're funny and you make me feel loved

Lily : And you make me feel safe

Lily : And for our anniversary, you gave me a sweatshirt

Lily : That says, "lily and marshall. Rockin' it since '96."

Lily : I kinda wish I was wearing it right now

Lily : 'cause it smells like you.

Lily : But the main reason I love you, marshall ericksen,

Lily : Is you make me happy.

Lily : You make me happy all the time.

Robin : Hey, I found your panties!

Brad : I'm good.

Marshall : Okay.

Barney : Marshall, do you take lily to be your wife

Barney : To have and to hold from this day forward?

Barney : From this day forward so as long as you both shall live?

Barney : I do.

Barney : Lily, do you promise to take marshall to be your husband

Barney : From this day forward as long as you both shall live?


Foreman : See? Not a nutcase.

Taub : He's probably just faking so he can sue the cops

Taub : and get a six-figure settlement.

Cameron : If he was trying to fake an illness,

Cameron : why would he consent to be seen by the best diagnostician in the country?

Now look who's trying to get her hybrid waxed.

House : We need to do a vestibular caloric test,

House : see if the balance problem starts above or below the neck.

House : And when I say "we," I mean you.

House : You're the one with a favor to repay, not them.

Cameron : I'm going to be injecting ice-water in your ear canal.

Cameron : If the resulting eye movements are at all erratic,

then the balance problem's in your inner ear.

Doug : Those in every room?

Cameron : I think so.

Doug : Can you get rid of them? Preferably from every room?

Doug : They use over 30 pesticides to grow commercial flowers.

Doug : You'd think the medical industry would be a lot more...

Cameron : Concerned with medicine?

Cameron : Let's fix your body, then you can go back to fixing the Earth.

Cameron : This is gonna get a little uncomfortable.

Doug : I just spent 14 hours chained to a tire.

Cameron : Most doctors would recommend...

Doug : Our planet's headed for destruction.

Coastlines underwater, a million species extinct.

Whoa! Feels like I'm tumbling head over heels.

It's normal. Sometimes this test causes vertigo

Cameron : and nausea.


Mm-hmm. Tell people what?

Robin : Hi, barney.

Ted : The food looks delicious, doesn't it?

Barney : Tell people what?

Robin : Nothing.

Barney : Oh, okay. Tell people what?

Ted : Can we talk about this later?

Barney : Absolutely. Tell people what?

Robin : Hi. Have you met barney?

Barney : Hey. Barney stinson. Lovely dress.

Barney : I know, I'm sick of these things, too.

Barney : It's like the same wedding over and over again.

Barney : You're totally right. You want to dance?

Barney : Great, see you out there.

Barney : Tell people what?

Ted : Look, this is just not something

Ted : We want to talk about right now, okay, barney?


Marshall : Them.

Lily : Off.

Ted : I'll be in the cab.

Ted : G-cwok-approved.

Lily : The painting.

Marshall : Right, so, um, they told me they threw it

Marshall : In the building's dumpster.

Marshall : It wasn't in there,

Marshall : But the super told me that he'd seen one dr. Greer...

Marshall : A veterinarian who works in the building...

Marshall : Take the painting out of the trash.

Lily : Dr. Greer?

Lily : Who's dr. Greer a-and why did he take my painting?


Maybe he can get antibiotics, but no MRls.

What about you?

What medical care should you be denied for being a car thief?

Tell you what. Three of you work on a list

of what medical treatments a person loses based on the crime they committed.

I'll review it when I get back.

Warden : Your patient shanked one inmate his first month here.

Warden : Broke another one's neck. Nearly decapitated one of my guards.

Relax. I got a great bedside manner.

Warden : Too dangerous to house him in the infirmary.

Warden : You don't have to worry, we've taken every precaution.

Warden : I've had my men clear from the cell all pens, paper clips, and staplers.

Warden : Any supplies that might be used as a weapon.

Warden : Open her up!

Warden : For your visit, we've got him cuffed and shackled.

House : And yet you're staying out there.

You're gonna have to give me that. Wouldn't want anybody to get hurt.


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of obviously strawberry banana that's like a hit for every company right

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enjoys that flavor it's refreshing it's bright its tropical it's fun let's give


Who am I gonna call?

- Ghostbusters!

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Penny : Okay.

Leonard : Her apartment's on the fourth floor, elevator is broken, you're gonna...

Oh, you're just gonna be done? Okay, cool, thanks.

Leonard : - I guess we'll just bring it up ourselves. - I hardly think so.

Leonard : Why not?

Sheldon : Well, we don't have a dolly...

Sheldon : ...or lifting belts, or any measurable upper-body strength.

Leonard : We don't need strength. We're physicists.

Leonard : We are the intellectual descendents of Archimedes.

Leonard : Give me a fulcrum and a lever and I can move the Earth.


Howard : One, two, three.


- And then we got the heat coming up.

I'm like, I just shovel it in.

It's okay.

- [Mark] Usually about two scoops or so.

Two scoops should do it.

- [Mike] This is where things get beautiful.

- Oh, look at that.

You can see the color of that broth just goes from

that dark brown color to like a maroon almost.


Greg House : It's an herbal treatment derived from a parasitic fungus.

Greg House : Comes from caterpillars.

Greg House : Along with dimercaprol chelation,

Greg House : it's been shown to mitigate bone marrow damage

Greg House : from radiation poisoning

Greg House : in monkeys.

Eric Foreman : Sorry. I was stubborn and arrogant.

Travis Brennan : Self-recriminations won't help her.

"thirteen" : Nothing's gonna help her, she's got polio.

Amber Volakis : There's no cure, but there are treatments.

No, she's dying.

Chris Taub : Yeah, every death's a tragedy.

Chris Taub : Funny how you weren't so depressed

Chris Taub : when she was just dying because me and Amber screwed up.

Eric Foreman : And I'm also self-centered, thanks for clarifying.

Lawrence Kutner : Don't forget self-pitying.

Travis Brennan : Vitamin C. Extremely high doses.

Travis Brennan : It was experimental treatment protocol in the '50s...


Let it go. It's not a big deal.

Not a big deal? It's amazing. You reach in, there's one maneuver and bam!

Ross : A bra. Right out the sleeve.

As far as I know, guys don't do anything that comes close. Right?

Rachel : Come on! You guys can pee standing up.


Burke : Take these.

Burke : Karev, take the scalpel.

Alex! Come on.

George : Alex!

George : Ventilate!

George : I got it.


Joey : -So how did it go at the fertility clinic? -Not as much fun as last time.

Chandler : Apparently, you only get porn if you're giving a sperm sample.

Ross : So, what did the doctor say?

There's surrogacy, but Monica's dreamt her whole life of carrying a child...

...and she just felt that watching a surrogate would be too hard for her.

Joey : -So you're ruling out surrogacy? -Yeah.

So l don't have to learn what that means?

Chandler : Aside from adoption, the only other choice is insemination...

Chandler : ...so we're talking about sperm donors.

Enough said. l'm there for you, man. Where is she, upstairs?

Your long-standing offer to have sex with my wife is appreciated.

-But l think l'll pass. -So how do you feel about all this?


Nurse : This almost never happens.

Ross : Now she's passed.

Chandler : I just have to know, okay?

Chandler : Is it my hair?

Yes, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.

Phoebe : Yeah, you have homosexual hair.

Rachel : So did she...?

Twice.

-Twice? -Oh, that sucks.

Joey : -You guys okay? -I don't know. It's weird.


Castle : Okay, let's go over this again. Frank hears a scream,

Castle : he runs across the way, he bangs on the door. It's locked.

Castle : He runs around the back.

Alexis : He finds the back door open and goes inside.

Frank voiceover : Back door was open.

Wait.

Castle : What time of year was the murder? November?

Alexis : Yeah. The 13th. Why?

Temperature that night was 40 degrees.

So?

Castle : So that's far too cold for Kim to have left the door open.

Castle : Yet, according to Frank, it was open.

Castle : Presumably because someone else committed the crime.

Alexis : Yeah, but everyone thinks he's lying.

Castle : Yes, but what they don't see, what no one sees,

Castle : is that we can prove whether or not he was lying.

Beckett : Come on. I'll get the car, you pay the check.

Wait. Dad?

Come on, Dad. Will you please tell me what you're doing?


Ted : There it is...

Ted : She's a mom.

Ted : It's just not gonna happen.

Marshall : Sorry, dude.

Marshall : Have a shrimp.

Ted : I'm good.

Ted : I guess I got no one but myself to blame.

Ted : She told me right from the start

Ted : She was gonna say no and sure enough...

Ted : Wait a minute.

Hi. Hi.

Ted : You didn't actually say no.

Ted : What do you mean?

Ted : All this time you were, uh, you were supposed to say no,

Ted : But you didn't... I checked the transcript.

Ted : So, here's what I'm proposing.

Ted : Uh... You only have two minutes, right?

Ted : Right.

Ted : Okay. You want to, uh...

Ted : Go on a a two-minute date with me?

Stella : Last two-minute date I had gave me a daughter.

But, um... Okay.

Lily : Great.


Sheldon : Come on, Short Round.

Penny : Yeah.

Raj : Come on, guys! Hurry up! Hurry up!

Howard : Let's see you run

Howard : with a bag of urine strapped to your leg.

Wil : He's got the movie! Get him!


Stanley : We've shut down.

Monica : What? Why?


here let's go come on little dude it's

here let's go come on little dude it's well rigged up ready to go there you

well rigged up ready to go there you

well rigged up ready to go there you just go right off the ground right

just go right off the ground right

just go right off the ground right across skim you call him to skin bros

across skim you call him to skin bros

across skim you call him to skin bros yeah about that grass thing little rough

yeah about that grass thing little rough over here

over here

over here you guys ready so I'm gonna be running

you guys ready so I'm gonna be running

you guys ready so I'm gonna be running the winch so it's up to you you're gonna

the winch so it's up to you you're gonna have to capture whatever you can capture

have to capture whatever you can capture if you want do it you boys ready are you

if you want do it you boys ready are you ready okay we're gonna fire it up

okay ready


Assistant : This kitty is Mittens. This one is Fitzhugh.

Assistant : And this little guy in the cat condo is Jinkies.

That's a lot of cats, Jo Lynn.

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Ahhh.

- So I just got home from the gym,

and oh my gosh,

we worked mainly arms,

my whole body is in so much pain right now,

I'm like, shaking.

But -- - Hi.

- I did it.

And I actually like, I think I would have convinced myself

not to go if it wasn't for someone who's coming with me,

which is Kelsey.

So I'm glad I went, cause I feel good about it.


House : You think I'm afraid to go public? I want to prove you wrong.

With a tripod?

House : With a sex tape.

House : We'll send it to Wilson. It's a win-win.

House : We get to do it again, and he might actually learn something.

Cuddy : It sounds like someone's trying to break in.

It's probably nothing. Stay here.

Hey. Stuck?

House : Bummer. Looks painful.

House : Chamomile or English Breakfast?

Wilson : Would you stop being an ass and pull me out of here?

House : You didn't get my message earlier?

Yeah, but someone once told me everybody lies.

House : I'm fine. Just staying home, chillaxing.

Wilson : Your patient died, you ignore my calls, and you won't open the door.

Wilson : I don't think you're fine.

Wilson : I think you might be throwing away a drug-free year.

House : Or I'm ignoring you for a different reason.

House : Sex with my girlfriend.

Hmm.

Wilson : Will you please just... Please let me in.


because we never had scorpions!

laughing

Yeah, it's a little one.

It's about the --

It's about bigger than a quarter.

I'd say it's about the size of a 50-cent piece.

Oliver whimpers

Nuts, huh?


Mr. Griswold : Yeah, it's a miracle that she's still alive. That's what everyone says.

George : What do you say?

Mr. Griswold : Uh... It's right there in the vows. "In sickness and in health," right?


Ross : You were trying to eat it.

Chandler : If that is your father calling to tell this story...

Chandler : ...then the marriage is off!


Howard translating for Emily : I think I wrote a letter to Santa Claus every day.

Howard translating for Emily : And then on Christmas morning...

Howard translating for Emily : ...under the tree is a little puppy with a red ribbon.

- What are you doing? - Texting Bernadette I'm gonna be late.

- Dude, what is she saying? - It's a funny story about a puppy.

Howard : Just smile and laugh.

Howard : - Quick, stop smiling. - What? Why?

Howard : The puppy died. It choked on a doll head. Sad face, sad face.


House : Yeah, Cameron, go back there.

House : It'd be weird if we were all in the ladies' room.

Cameron : We started chelation therapy with dimercaprol.

House : Thrilled to hear it.

Cameron : His kidney function hasn't improved.

House : It will.

Cameron : He's gonna need a lung transplant.

House : He's becoming more attractive by the minute, isn't he?

Cameron : You're pleased.

Cameron : You think you've proved that every marriage is a mistake.

House : Do I look pleased?

Cameron : Ignorance is bliss.


For my papier-mache man

Phoebe : Thank you, my babies.


and please please please come out and

and please please please come out and join me any time you can we got and duck

join me any time you can we got and duck sweep and I we're very building to play

sweep and I we're very building to play

sweep and I we're very building to play games you play with Noah no oh gosh ah

games you play with Noah no oh gosh ah

games you play with Noah no oh gosh ah what's up tux how you doing man so guys


That was amazing.

And I'm not lying.

I know you're not lying, baby.

And it was good for you?

It was the best sex I've ever had.

Later.

Daddy's back.

Hey, buddy, how's it going?


It's going to be so great.

-What's going on? -I gave them the puppy.

Phoebe : It made them so happy, I decided to carry their baby.

-Phoebe -No, I know.

We're different, though.

This is a different situation.

I am not going to regret this.


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And those its big bon-bons.

What's he like?

Caleb yelling

I need a beer.

Bubba's asleep.

Come back here. Cheeky.


-l don't think l can. -Oh, come on.

l know you're not 1 8 anymore, but give it a minute.

Chandler : -Because of Emma. -Oh, my God, Emma.

Oh, sweetie, l forgot you were here.

Monica : You're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone.

Sorry.

Unless...

Monica : ...maybe we do it here.

l mean, how much can she even be aware of at this age?

She's aware when we leave a room. She may notice if we start...

Chandler : ...canoodling in it.


Leonard : Um, I don't really know how to say this.

Colonel Williams : Well, you could try starting with "sir".

Leonard : Right. Sorry, sir.

Sheldon : He said start with it, not end with it.

Colonel Williams : - Sir... - Hmm?

Howard : We've hit a bit of a snag.

Howard : We're already behind schedule.

Sheldon : The computations required to overcome

Sheldon : the deployability issues

Sheldon : are more significant than we thought.

Leonard : I understand that we're under contract,

Leonard : and I don't know what the consequences

Leonard : of violating that are, but, uh...

Leonard : we're not gonna be able to deliver

Leonard : in the time we promised.


Howard : she made some great points.

Howard : You and I have known each other a long time,

Howard : and I didn't hear the rest 'cause she took her bra off.

Sheldon : Very well.

Sheldon : How do you propose we move forward?

Howard : For starters, we could stop insulting each other.


I'll see you guys in five minutes.

Three beers, five minutes.

Wii announcer : Love-30!

Robin : Thanks for lending me these boots.


she pre seasoned with all the spices the turmeric the cumin the black pepper the

turmeric the cumin the black pepper the

turmeric the cumin the black pepper the chili powder on there and then that's

chili powder on there and then that's

chili powder on there and then that's like pre seasoning before it's going to

like pre seasoning before it's going to

like pre seasoning before it's going to get cooked


House : Are you just being polite?

House : My pants are...

Lola : Oh, they're all wet.

House : You can't smell that?

You think she'll abort anyway, try to force his hand?

Chase : No, she's not gonna risk losing him.

Cameron : That's funny?

Chase : No, the monster trucks. House asking you, that's... that's funny.

Cameron : I was the first person he ran into. He just asked me.

Chase : Yeah, like a date.

Exactly. Except for the date part.

Sharon : If the patient decides to go the dialysis route, we've got some product you should check out.

Mmm. Hey, Dr. Foreman.

Chase : Courtesy of the generous Sharon and the good folks at Castine Pharmaceuticals.

Sharon : I was just telling the guys about the Bermuda conference in April.


Amy : Then people sit

Amy : on opposite sides of the table

Amy : and try to blow the wool off.

Dr Koothrappali : Sorry. She's taken, too.

Howard : You know what I think your problem is?

Howard : You're jealous

Howard : because you and I used to be

Howard : best friends until Koothrappali came along.

Leonard : And you found somebody you could push around?

Hey! Stay out of this.

Leonard : Okay.

Howard : You know, maybe I'm best friends with Raj

Howard : because he doesn't think he's smarter than me.


Penny : Excuse me.


House : - No atherosclerotic vascular disease. - Are there any...

No pneumonia, no bacteremia. No hep "B" or "C" or any other letters.

Cuddy : Substance abuse. Any history...

House : No alcohol. No drugs.

Cuddy : Any psychiatric conditions? History of depression? She's a little blue.

House : But turns out she needs a heart transplant, so...

Cuddy : Dr. House, if you subvert or mislead this committee,

Cuddy : you will be subject to disciplinary action.

Dr. Cuddy, do you have reason to think that I would lie?

Cuddy : I simply want you to answer the question.

Cuddy : Is there anything on the recipient exclusion criteria...

Cuddy : that would disqualify your patient from getting a heart?


Sheldon : Um, it's fairly technical.

Priya : I think I can handle it.

Leonard : Top of her class, Cambridge University.

Leonard : Licensed to practice law in three countries

Leonard : and your face.

Priya : All right, based on a cursory reading,

Priya : it doesn't look like you have much of a case, Sheldon.

Sheldon : Do so, do so.

Priya : Oh, I'm afraid not.

Priya : Section seven here, on the right to enter the bathroom

Priya : in emergency situations, is not specific

Priya : as to what constitutes an emergency.

Oh, that's ridiculous!

Sheldon : A bathroom emergency is self-explanatory.

Priya : Is it? If Leonard forgot to trim his nose hair,

Priya : could he barge in while you were showering?

Sheldon : Irrelevant. Leonard doesn't trim his nose hair.


the pork that's been stood down with the tomato sauce with the tomatoes and

tomato sauce with the tomatoes and

tomato sauce with the tomatoes and onions and then just simmered in its own

onions and then just simmered in its own oil fat oh yeah oh it's so tender mmm

oil fat oh yeah oh it's so tender mmm

oil fat oh yeah oh it's so tender mmm just fall apart tender it's also worth

just fall apart tender it's also worth

just fall apart tender it's also worth noting that the majority I mean all the

noting that the majority I mean all the

noting that the majority I mean all the dishes except for this pork are

dishes except for this pork are

dishes except for this pork are vegetarian dishes and vegetarian dishes

vegetarian dishes and vegetarian dishes

vegetarian dishes and vegetarian dishes are most common meat is more for a

are most common meat is more for a

are most common meat is more for a special occasion or meat in small

special occasion or meat in small

special occasion or meat in small amounts are eaten for meals but this is

amounts are eaten for meals but this is

amounts are eaten for meals but this is a this is a special occasion

a this is a special occasion

a this is a special occasion it goes well with all of the beans and

it goes well with all of the beans and

it goes well with all of the beans and all of the vegetarian dishes now I've

all of the vegetarian dishes now I've

all of the vegetarian dishes now I've got to try some of that avocado that is

got to try some of that avocado that is

got to try some of that avocado that is just calling my name and believe their


Well, barney and I have

Ted : This running joke that the first guy to actually pull this off

Would "win" the championship belt.

Marshall : Oh, so it's a metaphorical belt, right?


Derek : Yes, you do.

Thatcher : And your mom, she got one of those stencils. Mm-hm.

Thatcher : And she made little butterflies and flowers.

Alex : - You need something? - No. I'm fine.

Thatcher : Oh, it gets quiet in here.

- You paged me? - I started my shift ten minutes ago.

Her stomach looked a little distended.

Thatcher : Her stomach's distended? I... I didn't notice that.

Alex : It's hard to see.

Alex : Page Dr. Montgomery stat.

Is everything OK? Is this bad?


Amy : Howard?

- Ready for bed? - No. I need to brush my teeth...

Bernadette : ...but your mother's been in the bathroom for an hour.

Howard : Oh, yeah, she sometimes has problems doing her business.

Hang on, ahem.


- I am puts you to Koz Gilly Manuka Bali this place obviously serves the dish but

this place obviously serves the dish but - - which is a very traditional Balinese

- - which is a very traditional Balinese dish and but to choose a Balinese word

dish and but to choose a Balinese word

dish and but to choose a Balinese word that means a particular spice blend I

that means a particular spice blend I

that means a particular spice blend I usually consist of shallots garlic

usually consist of shallots garlic

usually consist of shallots garlic chilli ginger shrimp paste and it's

chilli ginger shrimp paste and it's

chilli ginger shrimp paste and it's cooked with either chicken or duck I

cooked with either chicken or duck I

cooked with either chicken or duck I like chicken I like duck so I figured

like chicken I like duck so I figured

like chicken I like duck so I figured let's try this traditional dish I mean a

let's try this traditional dish I mean a lot of you guys recommended it I really

lot of you guys recommended it I really

lot of you guys recommended it I really want to taste it mine alright so so this


Howard : -Hey, guys. -Happy Thanksgiving.

Sheldon : It smells wonderful.

Sheldon : Is anyone slaving away in the kitchen?

Sheldon : -Because I, too, know-- -Sheldon.

Penny : Here. Thank you for having us.

Howard : What's with you?

Leonard : She's mad at me

Leonard : because she just found out she's married to Zack.

Howard : Really?

That dumb-ass you used to date?

Howard : That's hysterical.

Penny : I can't believe I felt bad for opening this in the car.

Amy : You need any help?

Yeah, can you reach that gravy boat up there?


Sheldon : I shook my booty to the seductive rhythms...

Penny : Okay, okay.

Shldon : ...of AP Calculus.

Raj : How come you're not shopping with Amy and Bernadette?

Leonard : Let me guess, you think the whole idea is lame?

Penny : Well, who cares what I think? What do you think?

Leonard : Hmm, to be honest,

Leonard : it's kind of a dream come true to go to even a fake prom

Leonard : with a woman as beautiful as you.

Penny : Ugh, thanks a lot.

Leonard : What?

Penny : Well, now I can't blow this thing off without being a bitch.

That sounds like a "yes"!

Bernadette : Ooh, every single person RSVP'd "yes."

This is so exciting!

higher pitched : Isn't this exciting?

dog howls

Howard : Yep.

Bernadette : Look, even Stuart's bringing a date.

Bernadette : I wonder who it is.


Why don't we just put me with a Manhattan in my hand...

Rachel : ...talking to the cute bartender.


Lanie : Well, you and I were on-again, off-again,

and they just got so worried about their unmarried daughter that...

Esposito : So you told them we got engaged?

Lanie : I didn't mean to, it just popped out.

Esposito : Now, how does something like that just pop out?

Lanie : I wanted them to stop bugging me.

Lanie : I'm sorry, Javi, but once I said it, there it was.

Lanie : And now here they are.

Esposito : So the first time I meet your parents,

Esposito : you're asking me to lie to them?

Lanie : I'll be lying to them too, but I've been doing it longer.

Wow.

Can I just bring 'em down to the precinct

Lanie : to say hello?

Lanie : And you could just pretend for 10 minutes.


- Can I ask you something? - Anything.

Woman : Will you sign this petition?

"Save The Arcadian""

Woman : We are gonna stop the bastards at GNB from demolishing it.

Woman : Will you support us?


their sheep cheese there's fried pork

their sheep cheese there's fried pork cracklings I'm gonna start with the pig

cracklings I'm gonna start with the pig

cracklings I'm gonna start with the pig skin he's like oh yeah wow that's a

skin he's like oh yeah wow that's a

skin he's like oh yeah wow that's a really good that's like pig skin jerky

really good that's like pig skin jerky

really good that's like pig skin jerky but it's like gelatinous but crunchy at

but it's like gelatinous but crunchy at

but it's like gelatinous but crunchy at the same time that's amazing oh thank

the same time that's amazing oh thank

the same time that's amazing oh thank you

you

you I believe this is some of that sheep

I believe this is some of that sheep

I believe this is some of that sheep cheese really really hard to choose it's

cheese really really hard to choose it's really fatty tasting the freshman years

really fatty tasting the freshman years

really fatty tasting the freshman years of the leeward compact meters and then

of the leeward compact meters and then

of the leeward compact meters and then really small yeah enjoy and the journey

really small yeah enjoy and the journey

really small yeah enjoy and the journey is made from the twist and I love the

is made from the twist and I love the

is made from the twist and I love the just the rough cuts mashed onion they'd

just the rough cuts mashed onion they'd

just the rough cuts mashed onion they'd actually just smash it with their hand

actually just smash it with their hand

actually just smash it with their hand so that and that's the best way to eat

so that and that's the best way to eat

so that and that's the best way to eat onion because the juices come out

onion because the juices come out

onion because the juices come out [Music]


Derek : So this MRSA thing,

Derek : would it make everything look blue?

Foreman : He's seeing blue.

Who'd you get the scrip from?

Cuddy. You wanna know what I gave her?

Cameron : MRSA wouldn't change his ocular palette.

Foreman : Heavy metal poisoning could cause vision changes, particularly thallium.

Chase : If it was thallium, he'd be losing his hair.

House : So maybe it's menopause.

Foreman : He's 28 years old.

Chase : Yes, his age is the reason it's weird that a man has menopause.

House : Male menopause. High estrogen, low testosterone.

Explains the temperature swings, disorientation,

House : endocrinologically similar to female menopause,

House : but without the vaginas and the mahjong tiles.

Foreman : Male menopause doesn't explain the blue vision.

House : Blue vision isn't a symptom. It's a side effect of Viagra.

House : It's right there on the label,

which I'd had no reason to have read, except that I'm a doctor.

Cameron : He's not taking Viagra.

House : You mean he didn't tell you he was taking Viagra.

House : I don't care how sick he is. Trust me, he still thinks he's got a shot.

House : Menopause causes temperature swings, limpness, limpness causes pills,

pills cause the blues.

Chase : He's presenting no other signs of premature aging.

House : Aging's not the only cause.

You said that he's got burns on 54% of his body.

House : Sure it's not 55%?

Foreman : Burns to his genitals could cause testicular trauma.

House : Which could in turn cause...


Watch out!

NYPD!

Ryan : Stop that man!

Police! Clear out of the way! Move! Move out of the way!

Freeze! Drop the weapon!

Drop the weapon! Put it down! Put it down!

Ryan : The shooter's getting away!

Swat Member : Put the gun down now or I'll shoot!

Put it down!


Taub : Steroids. No one looks this fit without cheating.

Taub : Anabolic steroids hack away at the immune system,

Taub : left her open to a pulmonary infection.

House : Wow. Muscles and curves. My penis is so confused.

Kutner : She's not on steroids.

Kutner : Her program's all about getting in shape naturally,

Kutner : exercising, eating right.

Taub : And you know this because?

Kutner : She has infomercials to sell her DVDs.

Kutner : What? I'm up late a lot.

House : And you actually believe what you see on TV? Go run the labs.

Cuddy : The labs are back and there's no sign of steroid use.

Cuddy : Can someone please read her file?

Cuddy : Can someone please stop back seat differential-ating?

Kutner : What about allergies?

Kutner : She goes jogging every morning, inhales car fumes during rush hour.

Cuddy : Perfect, except that she was jogging half a mile from the nearest road.


"I'll never understand that boy.

"But then again, I'm a religious nut,

Sheldon : and my mind is closed to so many things."

"Spock to Enterprise. Transport successful."

"Glory be to Heaven,

"some sort of creature just manifested out of thin air.

"George, put down that Pepsi can full of bourbon

Sheldon : that ain't foolin' no one, and get your shotgun!"

"Greetings, Mary Cooper.

I am Spock."

Sheldon : I'm sorry. I just don't buy it.

Penny : Just keep going!


Beckett : Or was it to connect with your dad?

Beckett : I mean, two months ago, that's when he moved out, isn't it?

Okay, all right, I'm not exactly sure why we're talking about this.

Castle : Is that why you went to the college where he taught classes?

Castle : So you could connect?

I mean, it had to be hard, Sean, having a father like that.

Castle : So absent, so driven.

Castle : A crusader who put his mission above all else,

even people who loved him.

Beckett : Warburg's drone hack was copied onto a four-gig USB drive.

It so happens you bought the same kind of drive the day that copy was made.

Beckett : You called your dad, you asked him to meet with you

Beckett : because you wanted to know exactly where he would be.

Isn't that right, Sean?

Castle : So what pushed you over the edge, Sean?


[SNIFFS]

Sheldon : Smell that?

Sheldon : That's the smell of new comic books.


Lily : It just felt really, really, really good.

Oh! I can't even look at you two right now.


Monica : ...but you're the only one who hasn't seen the house.

Chandler : Yeah, come with us. You'll see how close it is.

Joey : No, it's not close. You said it was in escrow.

I couldn't even find that on the map.

No, Joey. Escrow is...

There's money, and...

It's not the bank exactly.

I don't know what it is.

Monica : Joey, please come. It would mean so much to us.


Leonard : What you doing?

Sheldon : I'm setting out snacks.

Leonard : You do realize everyone's eating at Raj's again tonight.

Sheldon : I didn't say the snacks were for you now, did I, Nosy Rosie?

Leonard : You're having people over?

Sheldon : Yes. Must be killing you wondering who.

Sheldon : Fine, I'll tell you.

Sheldon : Stuart from the comic bookstore,

Sheldon : Barry Kripke from the university,

Sheldon : Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack

Sheldon : and TV's LeVar Burton.

Leonard : Really?

Leonard : LeVar Burton's coming here?

Sheldon : Possibly. I Tweeted him.

Okay, well, tell him I loved him on Star Trek.

Sheldon : Please, Leonard, stop trying to horn in on my new friends.

Leonard : Of course. Good night.


I want to stress that I was young.

Barney : Yeah, you were.

Robin : And I didn't know any better.

Barney : They never do.

Robin : And it started out as an innocent modeling job.

Barney : It always does.


Alexis : I think we were drugged.

Sara : We still have our clothes on. At least that's a good sign.

Sara : This is all my fault.

Sara : My parents warned me about this since they first sent me to boarding school.

Sara : They even made me sit through a lecture on kidnapping

Sara : from the head of corporate security.

Wait. Why would somebody kidnap you?

Sara : My father's crazy rich.

Well, the good news is is that he'll pay the ransom.


A monologue? I don't have a-

Rachel : I got it.

Joey : So I'm gonna take off.

Chandler : - What? - No, wait! You don't get to leave.

Phoebe : I've got a massage client waiting outside my door any minute.

And we paid for a room that we're supposed to be in right now!

Well, okay, now...

Phoebe : ...only one of us has to stay with Emma.

Okay, and as the person who realized that, I get to go.

Everybody : No, no, no. No. No.

Monica : Let's figure out a fair way to decide who's staying.

Joey : Oh, I got it.

Okay, everyone pick a number from one to 10, all right?

Joey : Whoever gets the highest number gets to go first.


Monica : You're not ready.

Chandler : I didn't think I was!

Guest #2 : Oh, my God.

What would you have done if I had said yes?


Chandler : Oh, yeah! You got the big TV.

Chandler : We'll be over there all the time.

Chandler : Except when we are here.

Phoebe : I know you're just moving uptown, but I'll really miss you.

Monica : How can you not be across the hall anymore?

Who's gonna eat all of our food and tie up our phone lines

Rachel : Is that my bra?

- What are you doing with my bra? - It's not what you think.


Foreman : You had what's called an absence seizure.

Foreman : Anything like that happen to you before?

Henry : No, nothing.

Amy : He's been really healthy. He jogs, he eats right, he...

Henry : Well, I did have a headache last Sunday.

And for the past two years I've been getting acid reflux a lot,

and I thought that antacids were all I needed.

Henry : Should I have come in sooner?

Foreman : For acid reflux and a headache?

Well, I... You know, I hear the coffee downstairs is really good.

Henry : Could you get me a cup, honey?

Henry : Would you mind closing the blinds?

Foreman : His right testicle was almost twice as big as his left.

House : - Cool. - It's probably testicular cancer.


Jeffrey Northcliff : There's a building hidden in the trees at the bottom of the hill.

Esposito : Who's behind this? who left you here?

Samantha Northcliff : Our son, Brandon.

We're out oftime.

You need to choose which ones ofyou are staying in here with me.

Castle : - I'll stay. - Castle.

Beckett : Fine. But I'm not letting you stay here alone.

Patricia, you leave with the others.

The instructions say "your better half."

Ifyou both stay, that's breaking the rules.

Beckett : Screw the rules!

Todd : There could be consequences for all of us.

There's consequences when we follow the rules, too.

Judah : Come on.


Sheldon : - Did she seem upset to you? - No. Did she seem upset to you?

Leonard : - No. - Oh, good, I got it right.

Sheldon : Are you upset?

Leonard : A little bit.

Sheldon : Two for two. I'm on fire.

She's not my girlfriend but wouldn't you think she'd feel a little bad...

...that I'm gonna be gone for the whole summer?

Sheldon : That feels like a bonus question.

I'm gonna stop here while I'm ahead but I've had a great time.


Howard : ...and you can pon farr Amy Farrah Fowler later.

Sheldon : -I don't drink coffee. -All right, you can have a hot chocolate.

Sheldon : As I will not be engaging in this nonsense, my choice of beverage is moot.

Sheldon : For the record, I only drink hot chocolate...

Sheldon : ...in months with an R in them.

Leonard : -Why? -What's life without whimsy?

Howard : Okay, I'm out.


whoa golden yolk blown but that cover

whoa golden yolk blown but that cover all that meat and potatoes this is like

all that meat and potatoes this is like

all that meat and potatoes this is like Macau's version of corned beef hash and

Macau's version of corned beef hash and

Macau's version of corned beef hash and eggs with rice my really I don't feel

eggs with rice my really I don't feel

eggs with rice my really I don't feel like eating any rice because of the

like eating any rice because of the

like eating any rice because of the potatoes it's good it's really meaty

potatoes it's good it's really meaty

potatoes it's good it's really meaty there's just a ton of meeting here tons

there's just a ton of meeting here tons

there's just a ton of meeting here tons of potatoes in here the egg is cooked

of potatoes in here the egg is cooked

of potatoes in here the egg is cooked perfectly

perfectly

perfectly I think this dish though needs a little

I think this dish though needs a little

I think this dish though needs a little bit of

bit of

bit of we'll get look at that me they give you

we'll get look at that me they give you

we'll get look at that me they give you I mean they definitely did not hold out

I mean they definitely did not hold out

I mean they definitely did not hold out on the beat thumbs up leave cook with

on the beat thumbs up leave cook with

on the beat thumbs up leave cook with caramelized onions I mean this is a good


Emory : This is all that's left.

Emory : One box in the bottom of a closet.


Ted : Before that.

Robin, slurring : I am gonna finish this whole bottle tonight.

Ted : Before that, too.

Robin : I moved here

Robin : to work for a big-time cable news channel like World Wide News.

Robin : By this time next year, I will be wearing

Robin : a World Wide News I.D. badge around my neck.

Robin : And to show you that I'm serious,

Robin : this is my first and only drink of the night.


Raj : How do you know that?

Howard : Well, he was Italian.

Howard : It's a reasonable assumption.

Raj : Dude, can you even open your mouth

Raj : without spewing a cultural stereotype?

Oh, I-I'm sorry, Galileo drank Diet Sprite.

Howard : Look, you're my best friend, she's my girlfriend;

Howard : you should bond.

Raj : You know, like you and my mom did.

Raj : Your mom creeps the hell out of me.

Howard : Yes, but she's stopped calling you Slumdog Millionaire.

Raj : I do appreciate that.

Bernadette : Here we go.

Howard : I'd like to propose a toast.

Howard : To science and friendship.

Bernadette : Hold on. Wait.

Bernadette : No, it's okay, go ahead.

Leonard : What?

Bernadette : Oh, I was working with


Rachel : But someone thinks that that will open up a can of worms.

If it's gonna help bring the baby here, today..

Monica : I think you should do it.

-It's sex. -Do it!

-Monica. -It's been a really long time for you.

Monica : I mean, women have needs. Do it. Get yours.

Oh, I don't know about that.

I think if the two of you had sex, the repercussions would be catastrophic.

All right, let's be practical.

If Ross isn't willing, he's not the only guy you can have sex with.

You could borrow Chandler. Chandler is good.


Oh, that's fantastic!

It's slightly sweet from those raisins, and cinnamon-y.

That is next level flavor, amazing.

And no one's taking our money here in Pakistan.

No?

No.

We got extra beef.

Please, please.

I feel so guilty.

It's the land of hospitality here.

No money?

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Incredible guys, just amazing here at Peshawar.

And it's just so much here guys.

Right up here,

I think we found a little whipped cream fruit chaat.

Let's go try it out.


Ted : She still remembered room 110.

Ted : That's why she knocked on the door.

Ted : She was looking for me.

Blah-blah : Oh, my god.

Ted : Yeah, and in all these years,

Ted : Lily and I have never even spoken about it,

So again, mum's the word, okay?

Blah-blah : You have to tell marshall.

No, if, if he heard that, it would destroy him.

Blah-blah : If you don't tell him...

College Lily : I will.

Ted : Oh, come on, you wouldn't.

Ted : Oh, no.

Blah-blah : So, lily, how did you and ted meet?

Blah-blah : Come on, lily, the real story.

Ted : I don't think anyone wants to hear that story.

Aw, don't be embarrassed, ted, it was a long time ago.


can you now I'm not sure mean yeah let's get it slow okay

get it slow okay

get it slow okay is it a lot of cats could raise it is it

is it a lot of cats could raise it is it a shake that's not good family comes it

a shake that's not good family comes it

a shake that's not good family comes it to I wasn't 10 I think we're going to

to I wasn't 10 I think we're going to

to I wasn't 10 I think we're going to change their best time to eight and sort

change their best time to eight and sort of seven just for summer for today I

of seven just for summer for today I

of seven just for summer for today I think I keep breaking up a little

think I keep breaking up a little

think I keep breaking up a little because they're not doing my structured

because they're not doing my structured

because they're not doing my structured activities like how they were rule so I

activities like how they were rule so I

activities like how they were rule so I think we're going to trial that at night

think we're going to trial that at night and see what happens because them waking

and see what happens because them waking up singles not fun

up singles not fun

up singles not fun [Music]


Joey : So happy for you guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus.


No. Come on, I mean, that's crazy.

So, what's going on with you?

Well...

I may teach another class this semester.

Do it now. Call her now.

Monica : -This is my favorite part. -Me too.

I don't know what you guys are so sad about. It all works out.

E.T. stays with Elliott, and they get to be best friends forever.


The food is incredible.

Way better than I expected.

So fresh, so complex, yet so simple at the same time.

It's mind blowing.

Right up here I think there's a famous

escargot place cooked in lemongrass.

We're sitting on the street.

It's gonna be good.

What we stumbled into was a true delicacy.

Locals love these snails cooked in lemongrass,

and watching them being made on

the street is half the delight.

The snails are cooked in ginger, lemongrass,

and kaffir lime leaves and served with

a heavenly dip made of fish sauce,

chili, lime leaves, garlic and lemongrass.

It's completely amazing.

Look at those big juicy escargot.

And you can really smell the lemongrass.


Go upstairs at the cafe are, you got the microwaves, hot waters for cooking your needles and your

microwavable food items

It's literally like a cafe

That's so cool, there's even outlets if you want to you know decide to spend your day studying on local 7-eleven

All right, this is pretty neat but before we settle down up here let's go see what they have to eat

When in Korea, you gotta have some kimbap. Got spicy pork

you have

Have tuna, tuna kimchi you got fried squid


family continued as we were still really really poor but this point I think we're

really poor but this point I think we're living in a poor Dodge Iowa we could

living in a poor Dodge Iowa we could

living in a poor Dodge Iowa we could really afford fast food I mean that's

really afford fast food I mean that's

really afford fast food I mean that's how poor we were they want perspective

how poor we were they want perspective

how poor we were they want perspective like five bucks so one day my mom felt

like five bucks so one day my mom felt

like five bucks so one day my mom felt like up five whopper for five dollar

like up five whopper for five dollar

like up five whopper for five dollar deal like an ad coupon in the paper and

deal like an ad coupon in the paper and

deal like an ad coupon in the paper and she took him to you bobbers and we got

she took him to you bobbers and we got

she took him to you bobbers and we got five walkers for five bucks and we ate

five walkers for five bucks and we ate

five walkers for five bucks and we ate it in the car and I remember that was by

it in the car and I remember that was by far the greatest thing I've ever had in

far the greatest thing I've ever had in

far the greatest thing I've ever had in the u.s. and guys I kitchen on i-84

the u.s. and guys I kitchen on i-84

the u.s. and guys I kitchen on i-84 Walker's I remember this my mom ain't

Walker's I remember this my mom ain't

Walker's I remember this my mom ain't one and I ate the rest o so even today

one and I ate the rest o so even today

one and I ate the rest o so even today every single time I bite into a whopper

every single time I bite into a whopper

every single time I bite into a whopper it takes me back so I am a little biased

it takes me back so I am a little biased for whoppers out of love Walker's this

for whoppers out of love Walker's this

for whoppers out of love Walker's this whopper

whopper

whopper seeing great flames world tastes a lot

seeing great flames world tastes a lot

seeing great flames world tastes a lot of cheese now I can't really tell what

of cheese now I can't really tell what

of cheese now I can't really tell what kind of cheese they have in here it just

kind of cheese they have in here it just tastes all gooey and cheesy at this

tastes all gooey and cheesy at this

tastes all gooey and cheesy at this point I'm really anticipating this

point I'm really anticipating this

point I'm really anticipating this burger here this is the truffle burger

burger here this is the truffle burger

burger here this is the truffle burger okay

okay

okay layers of onions tomatoes truffle sauce

layers of onions tomatoes truffle sauce

layers of onions tomatoes truffle sauce on a huge beefsteak Patti now I had a


Barney : Barney. We met at the urinal.

Ted : Oh, right. Hi.

Lesson one : Lose the goatee; it doesn't go with your suit.

Ted : I'm not wearing a suit.

Lesson two : Get a suit.

Suits are cool... Exhibit a.

Lesson three : Don't even think about getting married

Until you're 30.

And lesson four :

Barney : Be totally silent for the next five minutes.

Barney : Hey, audrey.

Uh, this is my deaf brother, edward.

Edward!

This is audrey!

Audrey : You know, I actually know some sign language.

Barney : He doesn't sign.

Barney : He's embarrassed by his hands.

Barney : They're tiny... And lady-like.


Thanks a lot for hooking me up.

And I want you to know that I want you to attend our wedding as my guest.

I'm Monica's maid of honor.

Okay, don't try to blue-pin me.

- Well, these look nice. - They are nice.

When celebrities are done with them, they send them back.

Chandler : - You mean like for award shows? - Some of them.

They've been down the red carpet with people yelling :

Chandler : "Who are you wearing? You look fabulous!"

Rachel : Might I suggest watching a little more ESPN...

Rachel : ...and a little less E!

Chandler : Okay. Who wore those?


beef soup is a nice pepper flavor and

beef soup is a nice pepper flavor and then like really really beefy tasting

then like really really beefy tasting

then like really really beefy tasting yeah definitely and kind of oily

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] and then I also went back to try their

and then I also went back to try their

and then I also went back to try their mushroom soup very milky very creamy but

mushroom soup very milky very creamy but I do like those mushrooms in there and

I do like those mushrooms in there and

I do like those mushrooms in there and the pepper there

very enjoyable time at the lounge and

very enjoyable time at the lounge and

very enjoyable time at the lounge and yeah the food here is pretty good a

yeah the food here is pretty good a

yeah the food here is pretty good a pretty decent nice place to sit but time

pretty decent nice place to sit but time flies by it's time to go to our gate


But, l mean, you have met humans before, right?

Mike : Why don't you go talk to my mom.

Phoebe : Okay, yeah, your mom. She looks nice. l can talk to her.

You do that, and l'm gonna go check my dad for signs of internal bleeding.


Aberdeen fish market

is one of the main fish markets in Hong Kong.

This is where a lot of the seafood comes in,

and a lot of the seafood here

then is distributed around Hong Kong,

but I'm glad to be here.

We're gonna try to go to the canteen, the restaurant first

before it gets too busy.

We're here pretty early right now,

and then after that, hopefully walk around the fish market

a little bit.


Beckett : And was it?

Yeah.

Montoya : Several entries had been changed over the past couple of weeks.

Montoya : All in the middle of the night.

Montoya : When I showed it to her,

Montoya : she was convinced that someone was trying to set her up.

Beckett : Were you able to tell who made those changes?

No.

Montoya : I tracked them all to an IP address outside Modern Fashion.

That was the best I could do.

Montoya : I gave her the info,

and she said she was gonna figure out who set her up,

Montoya : and make them pay.

Montoya : Next I hear, she's dead.

Beckett : Do you still have that IP address?

Esposito : Yeah, okay. I'll have Tech run it down.

Esposito : But why would anyone want to sabotage a fashion assistant?

Beckett : I don't know, Espo.


Leonard : With a hologram? Nice.

Leonard : Hey, do you see this?

Sheldon : I'm in the matrix, Leonard, I see everything.

You gotta be kidding me. You friended Stuart on Facebook?

- I thought you didn't like Facebook. - Don't be silly.

Sheldon : I'm a fan of anything that tries to replace actual human contact.

Raj : Please. You're looking at Facebook to find out how their date went.

Sheldon : Really? You think I care if a man...

...what, "Shared a pumpkin latte with a dynamite lady"?

- You're so full of it. - You're free to believe whatever you like.

Sheldon : And unfriend Rajesh Koothrappali.


to go to bed in their new bed for the first time

and I am really excited to see how they do.

You all done brushing your teeth?


- All with Dr. T. - Now you're having ankle replacement?

CALLIE : Yeah, we waited over a year for a match.

We're going to replace his ankle with an ankle joint from a cadaver.

JASPER : - Who's my guy? - Your donor?

JASPER : - Well, he hasn't been dead long, right? - Um, about a week. He's downstairs.

JASPER : No way! Can I meet him? Pay my respects?

CALLIE : I don't think you two are going to have much to talk about.


Sheldon : ...I've co-authored two papers in notable peer-reviewed journals...

Sheldon : ...and I'm close to figuring out why the Large Hadron Collider...

Sheldon : ...has yet to isolate the Higgs boson particle.

Leonard : You left out, got chafed testicles because you no longer wear underpants.

Sheldon : The dice giveth and the dice taketh away.


let's get the bag open time to go home

let's get the bag open time to go home little fish big one get it girl is going


both laughing

Woman : Congratulations!

Robin : Oh, hey! Thank you so much.

Robin : We're super excited. We're thinking June.

Robin : laughs Yeah, okay.

Robin : Okay, jerk...

Robin : do you remember how you ended up buying those red cowboy boots?

chuckling : Wow.

Ted, chuckling : Wardrobe malfunction at the O.K. Corral!

Ted, chuckling : I mean, who in their right mind would ever...


Please, no. Oh, you don't understand.

Robin : What have I done? This is the worst.

How could...?

Barney : You're not going anywhere.

Ted : Wow.

Barney : That was close.

Barney : That hippie chick wouldn't leave.

Barney : She was ready to squat here.

Lily : Well, she'd have to

Lily : With your spring-loaded toilet seat, wouldn't she?

Barney : She was freakishly immune to everything in my apartment...

Barney : Except you.

You're better than porn.

Thank you?

Barney : How would you like to extend your stay here?


chilies garlic and a vinegar sauce on

chilies garlic and a vinegar sauce on this and that's that little yellow blob

this and that's that little yellow blob

this and that's that little yellow blob you can just feel how tender okay it

you can just feel how tender okay it

you can just feel how tender okay it feels like you're cutting into butter


get much bigger this is just the size

get much bigger this is just the size they come in and they're a very big part

they come in and they're a very big part of the diet contribute to the nutrition

of the diet contribute to the nutrition

of the diet contribute to the nutrition of the people who lives in these

of the people who lives in these

of the people who lives in these mountains and by these rivers and

mountains and by these rivers and

mountains and by these rivers and there's three different types of fish be

there's three different types of fish be having here we have the dojo which again

having here we have the dojo which again it looks like a smaller wanagi we have

it looks like a smaller wanagi we have

it looks like a smaller wanagi we have the kojiki which is the bigger one with

the kojiki which is the bigger one with

the kojiki which is the bigger one with a fence all spread open and then we have

a fence all spread open and then we have the orderly all right let's start off

the orderly all right let's start off

the orderly all right let's start off with the Hajime dojo

with the Hajime dojo

with the Hajime dojo this is them pry the most expensive and

this is them pry the most expensive and

this is them pry the most expensive and supposed to be the best-tasting up the


Alexis : and, whoa! I mean, how does that happen to someone?

Becoming such a hot mess?

PHONE CLATTERS


Joey : - The Fear? - He's right.

Chandler : If you quit this job, you then...

Chandler : ...have motivation to go after a job you really want.

Why are you still at a job you hate?

I mean, why don't you quit and get The Fear?

Because I'm too afraid.

I don't know.


and again now you can see the lights

of the village just covering the side of this mountain.

That meal, the hospitality, the people

that we met today, starting from when we arrived

to this village, we met people


They just loaded it up but we're gonna,

we're gonna just put a little more touch

of that peanut butter, chunky peanut butter on there.

Whoa, look at the chicken slices, bean sprouts,

greens, garlic, it is incredible.

We're gonna try it out.

We just got the liang ji mi xian,

look at these beautiful, cold, thick, fat rice noodles

covered in a creamy, nutty peanut butter,

lots of chili paste on there, there is bean sprouts,

there's greens that she put, oh and the bottom,

it's like a vinegar and she put some peppercorn oil in there

and also some tsao kuo oil,

which is like a Yunnanese ginger.

Oh, you mix that up.

Oh, with the chicken slices, the bean sprouts,

that looks amazing.

That looks so beautiful.

Mix it up, you're gonna get that peanut flavor,

that bean sprout flavor.


Until we got back to the apartment.


I spoke to your dad, and you know what?

He thinks we can find a new hall.

Emily : -We don't have to. -You found a place?

Emily : No, but Monica and I were talking...


Jansen : Digital tracing indicates we were breached from the outside.

Jansen : Someone broke through our firewall.

Beckett : Can you tell who?

Jansen : We log every IP address that connects to the mainframe.

Jansen : I'm running a trace now for that time window.

Jansen : There. Third one down. I don't recognize that one.

Ryan : All right. We should be able to trace it.

Jansen : Don't bother. I just did.

Jansen : It's coming from a residential Wi-Fi.

Jansen : Registered to a...

You gotta be kidding me.

Beckett : Who is it?

Jansen : Clint Granger. Hothead pilot.

Jansen : He was one of our applicants until he was kicked out of the program.

Castle : Why'd he get kicked out?

Jansen : He accused Tom of sabotaging him

Jansen : during candidate testing.

Claimed it cost him the pilot's spot.

Ed : So he tried to run Tom over in the parking lot.


Beckett : Why don't you take those things off? They look uncomfortable.


Marshall : I love you.

Marshall : And I'm gonna love the crap out of whatever baby we have.

Lily : Me, too.

Ted : You know what?

Marshall : We should just think of a name that's good for either a girl or a boy.


Miracle!

Don't you go into the light!

Don't you do it!

Hey, mosby,

You got a visitor.

Hey, guys.

Hey. Hey. Hey.

Can you guys, uh, give us a minute?


There's the perfect combination of

crunchy head and like suckin buttery slightly bitter

like head cream oh

Your next byte is monkfish liver, and it has it has an orange color to it

Oh, that's like custard no I forgot on that one to add the wasabi I'm gonna add the whole blob of wasabi on this button

Oh


Marie : I took off running. He caught me.

Marie : I mean, God knows what he would've done if...

Castle : If Conan the Barbarian hadn't shown up?

Beckett : What did the killer look like?

Marie : It was so dark, I didn't really get to see his face.

Beckett : You didn't catch anything? Ethnicity? Age? Weight? Height?


Okay, well this is all of the stuff that doesn't fit into any category.

So you see, I'm not messy.

I'm just so organized that..

Monica : Okay, okay, fine! Now you know. I'm sick.


Lily : Everything's fine.

Lily : These things take time.

Marshall : Not with an Eriksen.

Marshall : Something must be wrong with you.

Marshall : Also, my mom hates you.

Lily : You know what?

Lily : Just to make sure, I'm gonna pee on this again.

Lily : What? No, you wouldn't.

Marshall : Somebody help me!

Marshall : Somebody help me!

Lily was so fed up with not getting anywhere,

maybe winning this race was just what she needed.


Leonard : ...things between you and me have been going pretty quick.

- And? - It's just a little scary.

Steph : Well, yeah, but scary good, right?


Robin : Yeah, I'm freaking starving. I just finished a seven-day cleanse.

I thought you just started that yesterday.

I finished early, okay?

Robin : - Five of those. - Five burgers.

- Whoa, wait. What about sushi? - We had sushi last night.

Barney : - Italian. - I had Italian for lunch.

Wendy : - I can come back. - No. We always do this.

Robin : We spend an hour arguing about where to eat,

and then we end up eating here anyway. I haven't eaten for two days.


Amy : What is it?

Sheldon : A quarter.

Amy : Could have given it back to me. That was a choice.

Raj : You look really pretty tonight.


Sheldon on laptop screen : Greetings. As you know, I'm not comfortable with prolonged goodbyes...

Sheldon : ...and maudlin displays of emotion, so I've prepared this short video.


GEORGE : I should have...

ADDISON : A lot of things.

MEREDITH : Me too. A lot of things.

ADDISON : I don't hate you.


This looks like some come combo vegetable and I'm thinking a piece of fish. Wonderful

Auntie told me that these two are the best sellers here

It's beautiful. Oh my god, so cuz I'm us so pretty and there it is a

Little bento. Oh, that's awesome.

I gotta get some skewers and I cannot walk by skewers without getting some of this

This looks absolutely amazing, this is their best seller some kind of melon bread. This is crazy. That's a chocolate sandwich

Chocolate and cream cheese. Oh my god and look at all their sandwiches here

this is like

So insanely good. I'm also getting a blueberry sandwich. I love the fruit subject. I also want to eat

Um, I don't know if should get this though. Oh, it's strawberry season right now

Can't look away from his egg. Sandwich is number one bestseller

It's beautiful and to eat you go up to a ninth floor where there is a terrace.

And for drinks you can always rely on the vending machine


Monica : - Hey, you guys! - Hi.

Monica : I want you to meet someone really special.

Monica : Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!

Monica : - Joey, Erica, baby. - Hi.

Monica : Everyone, Erica! Baby!

Chandler : Monica. Calm. Self.

- Hey, sit down. - Thank you.

Erica : It's really nice to meet you guys. I can't believe I'm here.

Well, welcome to New York City, or should I say :

Joey : New York City.

Chandler : Why would you say that?

Okay. What are you gonna be doing today?

Well, I wanna see everything! Times Square, Coney Island, Rockefeller Center.

You should walk to the top of the Statue of Liberty.

Erica : - Oh, yeah, let's do that. - Great.


Castle : I never forget a bad review.

Castle : Especially one with such distinctive handwriting.

Hayley : It's the same handwriting on your serial-killer partner's screenplay.

Trevor : Richard, you're a pretty good writer.

But you should really read Jordan's work.

Trevor : Because it is inspiring.

Trevor : After I read his Gemini Killers screenplay,

Trevor : I knew that I had found a kindred spirit.


Robin : Speaking of whom...

Yeah, I always get those e-mails from Michelle Obama

Honey : and sometimes Obama himself.

Robin : Oh, honey.

So the night went on, and eventually everyone went home,

except for Ted and Honey.

Honey : An architect. How fascinating.

Barney : Why do they call 'em coasters?

And Barney.

Honey : Time to go home.


Surgeon : I'll keep her on bypass until the husband has a chance to say goodbye.

House : I'm not telling the husband anything

House : until I can tell him why his...

It doesn't matter.

Her heart can't start. She's dead.


We just drove past the Chungking Mansions

and we're not gonna stop there today

but it is a huge international building

and you can find people from all walks

of life in that building and it's an amazing building


Robin : Oh, no.

Marshall : I don't have my vows.

Lily : I don't have mine either.

Ted : You don't need your vows.

Ted : Just say why you love each other.

Marshall : Okay, I'll go first.

Marshall : Lily, there are a million reasons why I love you.

Marshall : You make me laugh

Marshall : And you take care of me when I'm sick.

You're sweet and caring

Marshall : And you even created an egg dish and named it after me.

Marshall : She puts a little italian dressing in scrambled eggs

Marshall : Before she cooks them.

Marshall : It's called "eggs marshall," and it's awesome.

Marshall : But the main reason that I love you is

Marshall : That you're my best friend, lily.

Marshall : You're, uh...

Marshall : You're the best friend that I've ever had.

Marshall : I'm sorry, buddy.

Ted : No problem.

Barney : It's totally okay.

Lily : My turn.

Lily : Oh, thank you.


Raj : Hey. Thanks for coming by.

Leonard : Yeah. I'm excited to help.

Raj : I would have included the others, but...

Raj : you know exactly what would've happened.

Raj : They would've taken over the project and bossed us around.

Leonard : I get it.

Leonard : Uh, just this morning, Sheldon wouldn't let me put almond milk

Leonard : on my Grape-Nuts because he said

Leonard : it was a theoretical nut conflict.

Raj : You should have told him to mind his own business.

Leonard : Yeah. That's better than what I did say, which was,

"Fine, I'll eat them with club soda."

Raj : What makes them think they're always in charge of everything?

Leonard : Mmm, they're alpha males.

chuckles What does that make us?

Leonard : We could be betas. They're second in charge.

Raj : Okay, that sounds good.

Leonard : Or we could be omegas.

Leonard : They get pushed around by the alphas and the betas.


I got a my standard double americano yes oh that's a good coffee that is

oh that's a good coffee that is

oh that's a good coffee that is necessary have been waiting for this all

necessary have been waiting for this all morning long thank you thank you very

morning long thank you thank you very

morning long thank you thank you very much thank you


Ted : Plus, I only have, like,

Ted : Six granola bars and three bottles of water.

Nah, I threw them out. What?!

Marshall : No food or drink in the fiero.


Wilson : You would pick up my laundry if I asked you to.

House : Go ahead. Ask.

Wilson : I wouldn't do that to you.


Beckett : Mr. Campbell, how did you get along with your ex-wife?

Simon Campbell : Well, it was hard for a while, I was bitter.

Simon Campbell : - Vicky left me for him, you know. - Mmm-hmm.

Simon Campbell : We had a home, we had two kids going into their teens

Simon Campbell : and she fell madly in love with Damian Westlake and left me.

Beckett : And what did you know about him? About his past?

Simon Campbell : I know he doesn't work. He comes from money, I guess.

Simon Campbell : A typical spoiled child that grew into a spoiled man.

Simon Campbell : I know Vicky regretted marrying him.

Beckett : And why would you say that?

Simon Campbell : Vicky's business is on the ground floor of our brownstone.

Simon Campbell : I still live in the top two floors with the kids.

Simon Campbell : I would see her every day, you know, singing a little tune,

or gazing fondly at some new bauble he'd gotten her.

But then lately, there was less singing and more crying.

Simon Campbell : Monday she told me she thought she had made a mistake.

Simon Campbell : We even talked about getting back together.

Like you think it's a coincidence that two days later she was dead.

Martha : Richard, I thought you went to bed hours ago.


it's it's just ah it's a dream tank

it's it's just ah it's a dream tank I always said years and years ago when I

I always said years and years ago when I was flat broke I had no money I said one

was flat broke I had no money I said one day I'm gonna have a house and I'm gonna

day I'm gonna have a house and I'm gonna build my dream aquarium and as soon as I

build my dream aquarium and as soon as I bought this house the first maybe a

bought this house the first maybe a

bought this house the first maybe a couple months I lived in it fish tank

couple months I lived in it fish tank

couple months I lived in it fish tank went in and I've had ever since I love

went in and I've had ever since I love

went in and I've had ever since I love it I love fish you

it I love fish you

it I love fish you another will yeah it's a while swim away

another will yeah it's a while swim away all right I think it's time to call it a

all right I think it's time to call it a day what a crazy day I don't even read I

day what a crazy day I don't even read I don't think honestly I haven't talked

don't think honestly I haven't talked

don't think honestly I haven't talked about it much because I don't realize

about it much because I don't realize

about it much because I don't realize what happened like honestly I don't I


Taub : You own a gun.

House : Our patient doesn't own a gun, he owns an arsenal.

House : And I don't own a gun.

Wilson : Yes, you do. And you're a felon.

Wilson : So. you'll end up back in jail...

House : That is actually not one of the many reasons that I don't own a gun.

House : Why would I need a gun? The only thing I own worth protecting,

House : a thief would need a crane to get out of my apartment.

Wilson : You don't own anything you need.

Wilson : You own things you want.

Wilson : And you're definitely the type who'd want a gun.

Wilson : You like anything dangerous.

Wilson : Monster trucks, motorcycles, fireworks.

House : Everyone loves fireworks.

Wilson : Watching them, not making them.

House : I'm telling the truth.

Wilson : I stand corrected.

House : If you believe me, then this issue will be resolved

House : with no further action necessary.

Absolutely.

House : It's not resolved, is it?

Wilson : Not even close.

Chase : It's not cocaine. Hair samples were clean.

Adams : It's not looking good for Fahr's either.

Adams : I'm not seeing any calcifications.

Judge Foley : You sure?

Chase : They can be pretty hard to detect in people under 50.

See?

What?

Adams : We all disagree all the time.

Adams : It's not just me and Park.

Chase : Nice try, but I'm not getting in the middle.

Adams : So why didn't you want to go with her this morning?

Chase : She's weird.

Adams : She's not weird. She's a good doctor.

Chase : Most good doctors are weird. Look at House.

Adams : Am I weird?


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Sheldon : Thank you for letting me come speak with you.

Bernadette : Of course.

Sheldon : As my relationships with Penny and Amy

Sheldon : are currently strained, I'm turning to you

Sheldon : for female comfort and encouragement.

Aww.

I'm honored. I tried

Sheldon : reaching out to my mother, but she was in Bible study.

Sheldon : Leonard's mother is on a book tour.

Sheldon : My Mee-Maw was taking a nap,

Sheldon : and after a while Siri started repeating her answers.


Raj : but she was so cute I panicked and said,

"Wouldn't it be easier if instead of talking

Raj : we could just sniff each other's butts?"

Bernadette : Well, Stuart's cute in his own way.

Stuart : When I was a baby, my mother called me her little possum.

Raj : -Are possums cute? -Not at all.

Howard : If you're so intimidated by talking to attractive girls,

Howard : maybe you should practice by talking to regular people.

Raj : You mean like fatties and uggos?

Bernadette : Or maybe just stop talking.

Howard : I'm serious. Go to the mall, talk to anybody, practice.

Howard : That way, when you eventually do talk to a cute girl,

Howard : -it won't be so scary. -Or just keep dating the possum.

Voice on television : Parsa doesn't have those kind of resources.

No, and that is why he had Erin Pace rewire it...


Sheldon : ...could be a symptom of benign prostatic hyperplasia.

Sheldon : If you're interested, I can send you a link to a YouTube video...

Sheldon : ...that'll show you how to perform your own rectal exam.

Yeah, helpful hint : trim your nails first.

Ignore him, President Seibert.

I'm sure a young man such as yourseIf has a perfectly heaIthy prostate.

Sheldon : Oh, he's just trying to butter you up.

Sheldon : And for the record, butter is an excellent lubricant for your rectal exam.

Gentlemen, I'm going to allow you to work this out...

Siebert : ...because, A, you're brilliant scientists...

Siebert : ...and, B, as far as who gets Rothman's office...

...l couldn't give the furry crack of a rat's behind.

Well, as long as we're here, l might as well take a leak.

Sheldon : - Kripke? - Yes?

Sheldon : You're in my spot.


and I love this one.

I love the planter it's in, or like the little pot it's in,

and I love the plants.

It's not something that's like, the horses are gonna eat.

And then I wanted a small one for one of my shelves,

and I just think this is really pretty and simple,

it doesn't need too much light or water, so.

Do you like them, Ollie?

- [Ollie] Yeah.

- [Missy] Yay!

- These are little bug catchers, guys.

- [Missy] Bug catchers?

And what kind of bugs do they catch?

- They catch flies.

- [Missy] Flies?

- I just don't want to touch them, guys.

- [Missy] Yeah.

- They will bite you.

Missy chuckles

- So we are grocery shopping, and we are

in desperate need of a lot of things, huh?


Sheldon : That proves nothing.

- Ready to go to lunch? - Do you think I'm feminine?


It's hard to enjoy noodles after that. Is that ridiculous?

Chandler : Can you believe she actually thought that?

Yeah.

Rachel : When I first met you, I thought maybe...

Rachel : ... possibly...

Rachel : ...you might be.

Chandler : You did?

You spent Phoebe's birthday party talking to my breasts...

...so I figured maybe not.


Penny : Wow, Sheldon, I cannot believe you made up your own game.

Sheldon : Oh. Research Lab is more than a game.

It's like the slogan says :

"The physics is theoretical, but the fun is real."

Leonard : We must not be playing it right.


Ross : You won an adult Thanksgiving Day spelling bee?

Rachel : Yes. Y-E-S. Yes.


- [Missy] Oh my gosh.

- [Bryan] I don't know how much longer I can do it,

are you ready?

- [Missy] Yeah.


We need to do a barium enema to make sure there's no intestinal stricture.

Richard : Dr. Grey, stick with Mr. O'Malley this week.

Bailey : Yang, pit. Karev, Sloan.

Bailey : Stevens, prep Heather Douglas for surgery.

Bailey : - O'Malley? - Yes?

- You taking this week off? - Yes.

Take today too. Spend time with your family.

George : Thank you. Dr. Bailey, as things progress with my dad...

You know sometimes we... with families, we coddle them, sugarcoat things.

It would help ifyou were straight with me as things progress.

Izzie : - OK. - Thank you.

Dr. Bailey? Dr. Bailey? I know I'm supposed to prep her only,

but any chance I can scrub in on Heather Douglas?

A VATER patient isn't something you see often.

George : - No. - But I'm ready. I am ready.

Bailey : Your psychiatrist hasn't given you an all clear.

Alex : He's...

I have done everything he has asked me to do. Everything.

Izzie : Except deposit my inheritance check.

Wait. You have not deposited a nearly nine million dollar check?

Izzie : He is being unreasonable. That check has nothing to do with any...


speaking in foreign language

- You can see the giant steps that form the pyramid,

and then the steps that are going up.

Hey, it's pretty awesome, very awesome.


the classic red version in the back

with chili paste and mounds and mounds of butter.

We had to try that one out as well.

And this is the red pav bhaji sauce, look at that.

Oh, put it right on that bun.


Well, what's the committee gonna do to me? I never even met this patient.

Wilson : Your disdain for human interaction

Wilson : doesn't exculpate you, it inculpates you.

You signed the charts, you're responsible for everything Chase does.

Stacy : Which is why this doesn't matter.

House : She protects Chase, she protects me.

Wilson : Unless her advice to Chase is to make a deal and give you up.

Wilson : "I'm so sorry, if only Dr. House had paid attention.


Bailey : This falls under confidentiality?

Richard : If you're asking if you can tell his son, the answer's no.


- Wait, what's your flavor?

I'll go vanilla, maybe this is vanilla.

Yeah look at this, little bite sized.

- Oh, this is lime sorbet.


Raj : He's right.

Raj : If you think about it, we're all in charge.

Sheldon : No, the guy in charge is in...

Sheldon : Why is everyone so bad at these?!

Penny : I mean, the whole experience reminded me

Penny : about how much I hated about that world.

You-you know, the anxiety, the depression, the negativity.

Penny : I don't want to feel those things.

Penny : I want to sell drugs to people who feel those things.

Amy : I can't believe you got up and walked out

Amy : of an audition for a big movie.

Leonard : I did.

I-I mean, I walked in, read for the part,

Penny : then stunk up the place, but then I walked right out.

Bernadette : Well, I'm glad

Bernadette : you have a new appreciation for your job.

Penny : I do, and you know, I don't think

Penny : I've ever thanked you properly for helping me get it.

Bernadette : Properly, at all.

Bernadette : It's just words I've never heard.

Raj : Well, thank you.

Penny : You're a good friend, and you changed my life.

Bernadette : You're welcome.

Bernadette : Hey, now that you're making some real money,

Bernadette : maybe you can take your friend out for a nice thank-you dinner.

Howard : Sure.

Amy : And you probably have to invite your other friend

Amy : 'cause she overheard you talking about it,

Amy : and it would be awkward to exclude her.

Leonard : Okay.

Bernadette : How about now?

Sheldon : All right.

Bernadette : Don't forget your wallet.


Castle : Invisible person.

Ryan : At Will's apartment.

We believe this, whoever, was behind his murder.

And given the research that you're doing here,

Beckett : we believe the killer is connected to this facility.

Sarkov : It's impossible.

Beckett : We know what we saw.

Castle : Or didn't see.

Sarkov : No, it's impossible because we haven't gotten our technology to work.

Sarkov : But I think I know who did.

Beckett : The Chinese?

Sarkov : They've been pursuing the same technology.

Sarkov : We heard they were close to a breakthrough.

Beckett : Why would you suspect them?

Sarkov : Because a few days ago we suffered a crippling cyber-attack.

Sarkov : All of our data was wiped out.

Sarkov : Our team managed to trace the virus

Sarkov : to a relay station in Shanghai.

Castle : It's a suit.

Castle : How does it turn invisible?


Ryan : Maybe he stashed away some money from before prison.

Castle : Yeah. But he was out of prison for a month.

Why wait till now to do McCardle's operation?

Ryan : He needed McCardle to help him with Linda Russo and Kim Foster.

Jerry : I guess.

Ryan : Packing up?

Just getting my stuff together.

Castle : All that stuff from prison?

Jerry : You accumulate a lot of stuff, you know, even in the slammer.

Ryan : You were right about Gates.

Ryan : He did try to go after Donna.

Ryan : But she's okay.

Ryan : And Gates?

Ryan : He confessed. It's all over.

Jerry : Thank God.

Castle : Aren't you going to ask what happened?

Castle : To your girlfriend, Donna.

Castle : You didn't ask about her. You just asked about Gates.

That doesn't make any sense unless...

Castle : She was supposed to die.

Jerry : I don't know what...

Castle : And McCardle didn't get the money for the surgery

Castle : until after you got out of prison.

Castle : He's removing all evidence he was even there.

Castle : It was him all along. He's the real Triple Killer.


there when we're good at the video you

there when we're good at the video you make your cute robot

make your cute robot

make your cute robot alright I'll sweep it up okay got


[Music]

[Music]

[Music] first of all there's most ridiculously

first of all there's most ridiculously

first of all there's most ridiculously juicy by the pink

juicy by the pink

juicy by the pink the meat is chewy without being tough

the meat is chewy without being tough

the meat is chewy without being tough every time you close your tea together

every time you close your tea together

every time you close your tea together is this loses more more juice and flavor

is this loses more more juice and flavor with a little vinegar and garlic I think

with a little vinegar and garlic I think this thing gonna be amazing

this thing gonna be amazing

this thing gonna be amazing okay the crews all here and we actually

okay the crews all here and we actually

okay the crews all here and we actually found some vinegar and what is this

found some vinegar and what is this

found some vinegar and what is this papaya yeah and garlic so what do we do

papaya yeah and garlic so what do we do

papaya yeah and garlic so what do we do with this do we dip it it you mix it in


Narrator : Kids, the spring of 2008 was a pretty great time for me.

Ted from 2030 : Stella and I had started dating,

Ted from 2030 : And I'd just gotten a big raise at work,

Ted from 2030 : So I decided to purchase something I knew

Ted from 2030 : Would be the envy of all my friends.

Ted : A new car!

Barney : Ted, this is new york city... you're never gonna drive it.

Barney : This is a really, really stupid purchase,

Barney : And I'm sorry, but none of us can support it.

Barney : Shotgun for eternity!

Robin : You can't call shotgun for eternity.

Barney : I just called it.

Robin : You can't just call things, barney.

Barney : I call that I can call things!

Nah-uh. Yeah-huh. Hey, baby.

Marshall : Beer.

Lily : Are you okay?

Marshall : Beer.


DEREK : We were never actually a team.

- I hear you. - Mr. Weitzman?

JAKE : - Call me Jake. - Call me Pete.

Jake, Pete. Why... Do you mind me asking why now,

GEORGE : when you thought the procedure was risky six months ago?

CHRISTINA : - Well. - Guys?

Whoa. That's a lot of doctors. I'll just come back later.

No, no. Elena, come in, come in.

You wanted to know "why now"? This is why.

JAKE : The love of my life. Elena.

Jake, don't. I told him not do this.

Not for me anyway because that's just crazy.

Because Pete said that they could end up paralyzed.

He could end up dead.

JAKE : Why do you tell her things like that?

PETE : I wasn't telling her, I was telling you.

PETE : She just happens to be the only one who listens.

DEREK : She happens to be right.

Do you know what it's like to have to be stuck to the same person?

Every... That's right. Here we go.

What it's like to have to be with the same person every minute of every day?

JAKE : To not have anything that's just yours? Not be able to do anything on your own?

- Nobody should have to live like that. - What do you think, Pete?

PETE : Why would I want to be attached to someone who doesn't want to be with me?

ALEX : I'm calling it.

- I have brothers, I feel their pain. - I would be great at watching.

- Zip it, all of you. - We're on the case, right?

HAHN : - Right. - Yes!

Stevens. You are to...

Look and not touch or speak or breathe. I got it.


Credit.

I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it.


[Woman over PA] Dr. Cutler to Thoracic surgery.

Derek : Hey.

I, uh, had to leave her skull flap off

until the pressure in her brain goes down.

Meredith : She's not going to make it, is she?

Derek : She's going to be fine.


oh so you said such a nice time I think

oh so you said such a nice time I think we're gonna take down our Christmas

we're gonna take down our Christmas

we're gonna take down our Christmas stuff today though just because I feel

stuff today though just because I feel

stuff today though just because I feel like it's over

like it's over

like it's over it's sad put us over the media come on

it's sad put us over the media come on

it's sad put us over the media come on uh will Jonathan if you do that she's

uh will Jonathan if you do that she's

uh will Jonathan if you do that she's obviously not going to trust you

huh

[Music]


Lily : What?

Robin : Here?

Ted : Yeah. Got a little time to kill.

Robin : Oh, my god, it's the t-shirt, isn't it?

Ted from 2030 : No.

Marshall : A little.

Robin : Something is seriously wrong with you.

Ted : So what, is that a no?


Lanie : Same MO.

She was shot four times with the.45.

Lanie : There are contusions on the victim's left side

Lanie : consistent with the muzzle of a.45 being jammed into her ribs.


I'm exiting from a meet sauna right now

I'm exiting from a meet sauna right now

I'm exiting from a meet sauna right now back into the depth into the tiny Europe

back into the depth into the tiny Europe whole and the kebabs are here how is it

whole and the kebabs are here how is it

whole and the kebabs are here how is it that's a meat sauna back there it's

that's a meat sauna back there it's

that's a meat sauna back there it's awesome that is paradise


- Actually I do like this.

- [Missy] You like being this size?

- Yeah.

- [Missy] Yeah,

so you wanna stay this size. - This size forever?

- You don't wanna get like super big,

but you wanna be like a big kid.

- Yeah.

- Yeah laughs

He always says that, too.

- Like Daddy.

- [Both] Yeah.

- Do you wanna be smart like Daddy,

but you don't wanna be as big as daddy?

- Yeah.

- Well, and you know I'm just a big kid, too, you know?

Ollie and I actually had a moment the other day.

I was like, "You're gonna be five,"

and then I literally, like, broke down,

and he, like, ran up to me, and he's like,

"I don't wanna grow up,"


Leonard : -I'm not going out tonight, Raj. -All right.

Raj : Would you mind if I went to your room and downloaded Asian pornography?

Leonard : Very much.

Raj : Doesn't have to be Asian.

Leonard : -Don't worry. You'll meet a girl. -No, I won't.

Leonard : Yes, you will. And she'll be beautiful...

Leonard : ...and kind and sexy and funny and everything you ever wanted in a woman.

Raj : -You really think so? -I do.

Leonard : You'll fall hopelessly in love and give her your heart.

Leonard : She'll take it and grind it into pathetic little pieces.

We will have sex first, right?


Joey : Then he could use his teeth to undo her dress...

Joey : ...and bite her!

And then right when the scene ends...

Kate : ...he could take her with this raw, animal...

Joey : Something like that?

Yeah. That's pretty much what I had in mind.


l'm out in the hall.

Your baby had some sort of explosion of stink.

The bonding's going great.

-Hi! -Hey.

Rachel : Hey, you guys. This is my sister, Amy.

Rachel : This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and you know Mon.

Joey : Oh, my God.

You're on Days of Our Lives!

Yeah.

Amy : Wow! They must put a lot of makeup on you.


You can taste that sesame.

It is super crispy on the outside,

that oil definitely gives it some flavor

and gooey and soft on the inside.

Nice.

traffic beeping

So they're just making me another one as a gift.

So friendly.

And people are all asking for them

but they're sold out.

It's a famous morning snack.

Wow.


I'm sorry you missed it, but I did tape it if you wanna see it.

Carol : We know. He already did it last week.

Susan : You can watch our tape if you want.

See, I don't believe this. I missed the first time of everything.

Ross : The first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled.

What else? Has he spoken? Is he driving?

Does he have a favorite liqueur?

Carol : He is getting closer on the talking thing.

He can't quite say "mama" yet, but once he said "Yemen."

See, I don't know. I'm so sick of missing stuff.

I want him for more than a day. I want him for a whole weekend.

Listen. I feel

That would be great.

Really? I had a whole speech prepared.

Oh, shoot, that would've been fun.

Ross : Did you just see that?

Ross : Did you see? He just waved! He just waved!

Ross : He's never waved before!


Castle : What the hell are we into here?

Beckett : - Hopefully the Feds'll have more luck. - Somehow I doubt it.

Castle : At least not in time to stop whatever he's planning.

Esposito : Yo, Beckett!

Esposito : That was the manager of the Carter Regency Hotel.

Esposito : Says he recognized our vic.

Esposito : Guy checked in two days ago and never checked out.

Beckett : Clear. Castle, check the bureau.


Lily : Hey.


caramelized uh-huh

caramelized uh-huh [Music]

[Music]

[Music] Oh oh it's hot oh wow

okay Funko pop put a tap or an entire

okay Funko pop put a tap or an entire

okay Funko pop put a tap or an entire habit drool right out of the oven in

habit drool right out of the oven in

habit drool right out of the oven in your mouth it just holds in retains that

your mouth it just holds in retains that heat and part of it just because it's

heat and part of it just because it's

heat and part of it just because it's when you bite down that's just like hot

when you bite down that's just like hot

when you bite down that's just like hot pork oil big oil just squeezes out

pork oil big oil just squeezes out

pork oil big oil just squeezes out that's like caramelized cabbage in pork

that's like caramelized cabbage in pork

that's like caramelized cabbage in pork fat wow it's good

fat wow it's good

fat wow it's good [Music]

you stay back by the fire for too long

you stay back by the fire for too long

you stay back by the fire for too long you start to cook as well and so many

you start to cook as well and so many

you start to cook as well and so many snacks before the big this is that like

snacks before the big this is that like

snacks before the big this is that like cabbage and pork ribs oh that's hot and

cabbage and pork ribs oh that's hot and

cabbage and pork ribs oh that's hot and right out of the pot

right out of the pot

right out of the pot [Music]

those forests still have some texture

those forests still have some texture

those forests still have some texture and then cook down with the cabbage man


I'll have an office with walls and everything.

I'm going to have walls!

Phoebe : Is this the day of good news or what? I got us a job.

Phoebe : The wedding reception.

I kind of need to talk to you about that.


you can get this on aah

you can get this on aah this is level 5 this is the bone this is

this is level 5 this is the bone this is the boss wave got it you got it you

the boss wave got it you got it you

the boss wave got it you got it you gotta get it you can't get it you got my


he gets back today, he's gonna be tagging along with me.

Which is exciting, huh?

He has not been feeling his very best.

As you can hear, I don't have a sore throat or anything,

but my voice just keeps, like, cracking,

and I keep losing my voice.

I think it might just be, like, the weather.

I'm not really sure, but he seems to be doing better today,

he's happy, so that is always good.

But we are off to school.

We gotta get there because we are kinda running

a little bit late, just a little bit.

Not as much as, like, the other day.

But just a little bit, so we gotta go.

You guys, I had to pull over to show Ollie and Finn

this amazing, amazing rainbow.

Do you guys see that?

gasps

Wow, that looks so pretty!

Ollie, do you see it?

- Yeah.

- [Missy] Finn, do you see it?

How cool, huh?

Finn vocalizes


Beckett : Well, that can't be easy.

I was fine.

Alexis : Then I saw how one of them had on this bracelet.

A string with beads, made by a little kid.

It was like that bracelet I made you for Father's Day when I was six.

Beckett : Do you remember?

Remember? I still have it.

Come on. Let's get you home.

Alexis : No, I should stay. There's still work to do.

Castle : And it'll be here tomorrow.

Alexis : Dr. Parish said I had to get all this finished before she...

Castle : Lanie will tell you the same thing.


What's the big deal? You've done this before.

Howard : No, I haven't. Look.

Howard : -I'm sorry. I'm a fraud. He's a fraud. -We're both frauds.

Howard : -Yeah, I think I covered that. -Well, I was summing up.

Howard : We're not goth. We're just guys.

Raj : Very, very smart guys.

Bethany : So you were totally scamming us?

Penny : Yes.

Howard : And I wouldn't blame you if you walked out of here...

Howard : ...and never wanted to see us again.

Howard : Unless, of course, our bold honesty has suddenly made us attractive.

Huh? Huh? Anything?

Bethany : I'm leaving.


Kids, as you know, I was designing Goliath National Bank's new headquarters

on the site of this old hotel, The Arcadian.

Problem was, some people didn't want The Arcadian torn down.

Even bigger problem, they were led by my girlfriend Zoey.

Hang on, hang on, hang on! Hey, sweetie!


Hey, do me a favor and take table seven.


It's after 9 : 00. At this hour, the streets of Pasadena...

Sheldon : ...are teeming with drunken sailors and alley cats.


Bob : Plus, we'd be in breach of contract

Bob : and the show could sue us for every cent we had.

Bob : Our whole lives would be ruined.

Beckett : So then you guys tied her up?

Bob : We didn't know what to do.

So, a whole day went by,

Bob : we realized we couldn't hold her forever.

Bob : So we made a call.

So who'd you call?

Bob!

Beckett : Who'd you call?

Bob : Peter Monroe.

The Wives of Wall Street producer?

Hey, we needed help.

Bob : It's his show. He had as much to lose as we did.

Beckett : What did you tell him?

Everything.

Bob : Then he came over and told Penelope and me to leave,

Bob : that he would handle Hannah.

And we thought he was just gonna talk some sense into her, you know,

Bob : maybe sweeten her deal.

Bob : But the next thing we knew, Hannah was dead.

Jeff : I'm so sorry, sir. I tried to stop them, but...


Penny : what would you most regret not having told someone?"

Sheldon : So, it would be today?

Sheldon : Huh.

Sheldon : Well, I suppose there's something satisfying

Sheldon : about dying on my birthday.

Penny : Today's your birthday?


Dad : Dan was adopted two weeks after he was born.

Dad : You have his history. There's nothing you need to know that we didn't tell you. - Sounds reasonable.

Cuddy : Well, if you want to transfer your boy, that is your choice.

Cuddy : I still think it's the wrong... Was she vaccinated?


Oh, wow.

Oh, that kefta is amazing.

The parsley in there.

Okay, I need another piece of meat.

That kefta is amazing.


Howard : Problem solved.

Bernadette : No, it's not. I'm not going in there.

Howard : Oh, come on, honey. She's just sitting in there reading a magazine.

Howard : You can't see anything. I go in all the time.

Mrs Wolowitz off : Ha! The eagle has landed.

And we have splash down.

Howard : Wait here. I'm gonna go light a candle.

Howard : And then we make passionate love.

- There we go, last floor. - I just can't figure out what happened.

Leonard : I put my left leg in, I took my left leg out.

Leonard : I put my left leg in, and something just snapped.

The Hokey-Pokey is a young man's game.


What's your favorite?

- Heart really, yeah - The heart, yeah?

- [Trevor] So this is the liver.

- [Mr. Taster] 20 years experience,

he makes it look fun. - Yep, you can see it there,

yes, a true expert.

Oh, and there's a bread station here!

- [Mr. Taster] Wow.

- And this is where it all starts.

We just walked into this giant oven area.

This is a different type of bread, this is the lavash.

You can see it's thinner, and it goes right on this pile.

Wow chuckles !


Chandler : Oh, yeah?

Phoebe : I know it's kind of weird, but she was a big part of my life...

I don't know, I feel alone.

You know, I couldn't help overhearing what you just said.

I think it's time you forget about Rose, move on with your life.

How about we get you a drink?

Okay. So nice!

Chandler : I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right?

Rachel : Hey, Mom, having fun?


Cristina : I was tired. It's not like I did this on purpose.

Burke : Did you stay in the hospital last night on purpose?

- You weren't on-call. - It was a paraesophageal hernia.

Cristina : I had never seen one. I'm a surgeon first, just like you.

Burke : No. No. Not just like me. I am a person first.


And I just got invited to do this


Rina : Oh, no, it's fine, unless you're uncomfortable.

Actually, I...

Cristina : He's fine.

Addison : So, Rina, how are you feeling? Any problems?

Rina : Just the fact that I'm huge.

And I have the worst heartburn I've ever had in my life.

Addison : I can prescribe an antacid for that.

First thing we're going to do is take a look at the baby. This might be cold.

Rina : This baby deserves parents who are going to make it their whole world.

Joe : You know we're gay, right?

Rina : I figured with you both being boys and everything.

Rina : The other couple I'm considering, they're like, you know, 40.

She's been trying to get pregnant for ten years. It's so sad.

Addison : There's the heartbeat.

Derek : - Wow. - I know.

Rina : There's, like, a person inside of me.

Addison : Actually, there are two people. Twins.


were doing a robot song oh my god the

were doing a robot song oh my god the light is like I don't even think you

light is like I don't even think you

light is like I don't even think you guys can see me but um okay who said

anyway I'm having my lunch it is a

anyway I'm having my lunch it is a

anyway I'm having my lunch it is a whole-wheat wrap with salmon avocado his

whole-wheat wrap with salmon avocado his have thought baked beans on toast and

have thought baked beans on toast and

have thought baked beans on toast and some cheese which they finished and I

some cheese which they finished and I

some cheese which they finished and I don't really like to feed my slave I'm

don't really like to feed my slave I'm

don't really like to feed my slave I'm just so Eric I've got nothing oh hi I

just so Eric I've got nothing oh hi I

just so Eric I've got nothing oh hi I have some serious concerns for my hair