Bernadette : You don't think she'd actually send you something gross

Bernadette : or dangerous, do you?

Penny : I know one way to find out... sniff this.

Amy : She's pregnant, she's not a bloodhound.

Bernadette : Although I am getting a little machine oil.

Bernadette : I think it's metal.

Penny : Come on, just open it.

Raj : You know, on Game of Thrones,

Raj : Balon Greyjoy received his son's genitals in a box.


soft electronic music

And then finally for my last bite.

It's a raw shrimp and you can just see the transparency.

You can almost see how, yeah it's gonna be sweet.


Leonard : Howard, just come in here.

Penny : Yeah, come on, Raj.

Raj : Wait, did Amy make her spinach dip?

Sheldon : She did.

And I'm gonna eat it all!

door slams

Howard : So what the hell happened?

Leonard : Oh, I just ran out of patience with Sheldon's nonsense.

Howard : Tell me about it. I've had it with Raj, too.

Amy : You know, like women, men have a monthly hormone cycle.

Amy : Dips in testosterone can cause irritability.

Howard : Interesting.

Howard : Maybe my male cycle synced up with Raj's actual period.

Leonard : If Sheldon's testosterone dipped, he'd become a butterfly.

knocking on door

Sheldon : Oh.

Leonard : Maybe someone's here to apologize.

Stuart : Hey, Leonard.

Leonard : Stuart.

Raj : Uh...

Stuart : Is this not a dress-up party?


we are getting ready to head out so

we are getting ready to head out so

we are getting ready to head out so we're all packed up but right as we were

we're all packed up but right as we were leaving there are some black necked

leaving there are some black necked

leaving there are some black necked cranes that have landed just on the

cranes that have landed just on the

cranes that have landed just on the outside of the fence


What?

Nothing. Just that your coat sounds like Brent Musberger.

Joey : -Check it out. Giants-Cowboys. -You're watching football at a funeral?


alright last thing I want to do it's

alright last thing I want to do it's something really really really important

something really really really important you have to do it when you're eating

you have to do it when you're eating

you have to do it when you're eating something delicious

something delicious

something delicious you got a so if you watch my blog

you got a so if you watch my blog

you got a so if you watch my blog you know I travel here with some friends

you know I travel here with some friends and they they all they also got to try


Rachel : He went to college and everything.

House : - Foreman, I need a C.T. scan on... - Olive Kaplan.

Seriously?

Joel : Olive Kaplan.

Look for abscesses or occult infections. Yeah.

Bye-bye.


I don't think so this is afraid not I

I don't think so this is afraid not I mean is this my first line I tell you

mean is this my first line I tell you

mean is this my first line I tell you this is black then after that got out

this is black then after that got out

this is black then after that got out that ice phone oh no it's a Roman

that ice phone oh no it's a Roman

that ice phone oh no it's a Roman soldier he's Roman soldier the soldier

soldier he's Roman soldier the soldier

soldier he's Roman soldier the soldier hmm I don't know I bet you guys we need

hmm I don't know I bet you guys we need

hmm I don't know I bet you guys we need a neighbour oh it looks so good so so

a neighbour oh it looks so good so so

a neighbour oh it looks so good so so good the general general is a hazard

good the general general is a hazard

good the general general is a hazard we gotta get you know what we need right

we gotta get you know what we need right now is a big black smile more flag off

now is a big black smile more flag off

now is a big black smile more flag off the back that's what she needs

the back that's what she needs

the back that's what she needs oh it's what you're suggesting you got

oh it's what you're suggesting you got

oh it's what you're suggesting you got to come up with a name for this room man

to come up with a name for this room man that'll make you smile like a good is

that'll make you smile like a good is

that'll make you smile like a good is positive pause you know I'm never gonna

positive pause you know I'm never gonna

positive pause you know I'm never gonna wreck it hurt myself you know like it's

wreck it hurt myself you know like it's

wreck it hurt myself you know like it's just it's gonna take care of us out very

just it's gonna take care of us out very pulse you know this is dom be

pulse you know this is dom be

pulse you know this is dom be apocalyptic cart right here dude imagine

apocalyptic cart right here dude imagine I've run over zombies with that but boom

I've run over zombies with that but boom speed bump um dude he just burnt up our

speed bump um dude he just burnt up our

speed bump um dude he just burnt up our entire day putting that decal on it we

entire day putting that decal on it we

entire day putting that decal on it we took so long scouts out it said two

took so long scouts out it said two

took so long scouts out it said two hours two hours it would take some


Cop : -I'm looking for Phoebe Buffay. -My God, it's him! It's that cop!

-I can't believe he found me! -Are you gonna go to jail?

If I go down, you guys go down with me.

Phoebe : Harboring a fugitive? That's one to three years minimum.

Phoebe : Good luck, Chandler.

Arrest me, but you'll never make it stick and you know it.

I have no choice, it's my job. You understand, right?

And you understand that I'm calling my lawyer.

Phoebe : And once he puts you on the stand, he'll make you look like a fool!

Cop : I don't like looking foolish.

Cop : Maybe I don't arrest you today. Maybe I came by and you weren't here.

Phoebe : I'd love it if I weren't here!

Since you're not going to jail tonight, I was wondering if you'd...

Cop : ...like to go to dinner with me?


half in the shade having some strawberry bites or something unless yeah good job

yeah I know healthy I reached a point in my life for a deed not doing it fast

my life for a deed not doing it fast

my life for a deed not doing it fast enough you've got them in your mouth

enough you've got them in your mouth

enough you've got them in your mouth though do you realize that yeah exactly

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] I think those men still 27 today expose

I think those men still 27 today expose

I think those men still 27 today expose well it's funny kids like hi that's not

well it's funny kids like hi that's not

well it's funny kids like hi that's not a rubbish bag no well I give in Sardinia

a rubbish bag no well I give in Sardinia you'd be like oh yeah it's lovely this


-You told your sister that? -Believe me, I told everyone.

I better pass on the game.

Ross : I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.


Or, ''Whoops, Joey electrocuted himself again.''

Anyway, are you going to get a handyman to install this stuff?

No, l was just gonna do it myself.

Joey : -You're gonna do it? -Yeah. Why?

Rachel : -You don't think a woman can do this? -Women can. You can't.

Monica, will you please tell Joey that he is a pig.

Monica : -You're a pig. And you can't do this. -What?

What? Come on, l found the hardware store all by myself.

The store's right down the street.

Rachel : There is a hardware store right down the street?

Phoebe : Hey, you guys? Okay, we've got great news.

-Phoebe and l are moving in together. -Congratulations.


Penny : No, he was some kind of scientist. Let me start again.

Penny : - Oh, hey, Leonard. - Hello.

Leonard : - Leslie. LESLIE : Hi.

Okay, well, good night.

Okay, well, good night.

That ain't gonna make your point.

Okay, okay, that's enough.

Leslie : Call me.

Leonard : Right.


Ted : Kids, the early bloom of a romance is a wonderful thing.

You meet someone, you have a connection, and that person

Becomes sheer perfection in your eyes.

You just can't find anything wrong with them.

And you can't wait to tell the world about it.

She convinced you to go jogging?

Wow, you really want to get in this girl's pants.

I'm telling you, you guys are gonna love her.

Lily, she knows all about art.

Marshall,

She's open to the existence of ufos.

Barney,

She's hot. Robin,

She's not hotter than you.

Like her already. Lily : She sounds great!

How not hotter?

So we all went out to dinner, and I couldn't wait

To see if my friends were as crazy about cathy as I was.

So, what's everyone getting?

Well, I can't decide.

Which sounds better, chicken or lasagna?


BARNEY : Pfff. Try 283.

Barney : 250 was months ago. No, no, no.

Barney : No, I mean, you're totally 250, baby.

Barney : No, don't.

Marshall : Oh, bye-bye.

Delivery Guy : Mr. Stinson...

Marshall : I had to rush down as soon as I got your results.

Head of the environmental Organization : I'm sorry,

Marshall : but your crabs have super-herpes.

Lily : Oh, boy.

Lily : Look who's back.

Robin : Look, Lily, I think this girl wants our seats.

Robin : Should we leave... or stay here

Robin : Lionel Richie style-- "All Night Long"?

Lily : Excuse me waitress, I'll have a mojito!

Lily : And you'll have a no-seat-ho.

Assistant : Oh...!

wry laugh

MARSHALL : Ah, yes...

Marshall : the sweet, smoky taste of victory.

Barney : Are you sure it doesn't taste like anything else?


Sheldon : Hello, Stuart.

Stuart : Oh, hey, Sheldon. Can I help you find something today?

Sheldon : No, I was just sitting at home...

Sheldon : ...thinking about how it might be nice to catch up with my ninth-favorite person.


Monica : All right, you and me! Let's go right now!

Joey : All right, enough!

Enough! You two, go home. I gotta talk to Janine.

I really think you could take her.

You better hope I don't see you in the hallway!

Joey : All right.

Look, we got a little bit of a problem here.

You can't my treat my friends that way.

Janine : -They said stuff to me too. -I know, I'll talk to them about it.

Joey : They mean so much to me.

They're like my family, you know?

Joey : If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time...

I don't think we can be together. It just can't work, okay?

It can't.

I'm very upset.

Okay.

Would it help if I apologized?

Yeah.


Did we scare you?

- No. - No?

- [Bryan] I think we may have scared Finn.

- laughing I know.

laughing crying

- [Bryan] You got us.

You found us, huh?

Poor Luna, we pranked Luna.

- I know, poor Luna.

crying Luna's like, "No."

- [Bryan] laughing Hey, Ollie, do you want to try it?

- Mmhmm.

- [Bryan] All right, here you go.

laughing Oh, my gosh.

Look at him. - Look at your brother.

Look at Ollie.

- [Bryan] Put your hands down.

That's so funny laughing .

- Look at Ollie.

He looks so silly.

screaming

- [Missy] Mom laughing ?

- [Bryan] That's a scary unicorn, huh?

- [Missy] So scary.

- [Bryan] Finn doesn't want anything to do with it.

- Finn's like, "Get that thing away from me."

He doesn't even want to touch it.

- [Bryan] Ollie, you look so cute it in.

screaming

Luna was probably the most freaked out.

She's like, "I will eat that mask.

I will eat it."

Dude, you look so cool.

Come here, buddy.

Can you do a little unicorn dance for us?

neighing

laughing

There you have it, guys.

Scary unicorn prank on kids.


House : You're sorry? You're talking about this man's son!

House : - You're denying him the right to be... - Oh, shut up, House.

Cuddy : If you want to do the biopsy, do the biopsy.

Cuddy : If House tries to interfere, let me know and I will take care of it.

Cameron : Yeah, you're a hero. If it wasn't for you,

Cameron : we'd be cutting into a dead guy's head instead of Foreman's.

Cameron : Sorry. Thanks.

House : - That was great! - It was rude and unnecessary.

House : - Yeah. - Go away.

House : - Give me time. - We're out of time.

Cameron : - An hour. - What does "out of time" mean?

His O2 sats are at 94 right now.

As long as they're above 90, danger of fatal arrhythmia doesn't increase.

Cameron : So what? There's no point in waiting.

House : You were right. We should be cutting into a corpse's head.

Yeah, we should be, except the CDC's got the cop's body under...

House : There's got to be other bodies.

Cameron : You think this thing has killed other people?

No.

House : That apartment was a dump. Just because Steve McQueen didn't get sick

doesn't mean some other vermin didn't. You give me an hour, I go back there,

I find a dead animal, I cut its head open instead of Foreman's.

Foreman's already on 100% oxygen.

Once his O2 sats hit 90, I can't wait any longer.

Cameron : Where's your suit?

House : Either you'll find the answer or I'll find the answer. It doesn't matter.


for I think almost everybody at least at each table at least everyone orders the

and it's worth coming to this restaurant in Prague just to eat their stuff done

in Prague just to eat their stuff done

in Prague just to eat their stuff done watch what you can do how tender this

watch what you can do how tender this

watch what you can do how tender this tongue is


- Aw! You're mean. - I'm just kidding. You look fine.

George : Seriously, how's my breath?

Izzie : - George, would you just talk to her? - Who? What?


actually worked I had zovut with a knife and that happened I never was the pool

and that happened I never was the pool

and that happened I never was the pool and then he ran off

and then he ran off

and then he ran off so we nearly lost him and he's got the

so we nearly lost him and he's got the

so we nearly lost him and he's got the worst of the direction so you have to be

worst of the direction so you have to be so hot on him and then he had a meltdown

so hot on him and then he had a meltdown about not having any sweets and we try

about not having any sweets and we try

about not having any sweets and we try and make him apologize which took about

and make him apologize which took about

and make him apologize which took about half an hour because he's so stubborn

half an hour because he's so stubborn

half an hour because he's so stubborn so here's been a bit tricky today but

so here's been a bit tricky today but

so here's been a bit tricky today but this evening we're all just getting

this evening we're all just getting

this evening we're all just getting ready now because we're off out to a

ready now because we're off out to a

ready now because we're off out to a space restaurant it's called the space

space restaurant it's called the space

space restaurant it's called the space Walker and you wear like space helmets

Walker and you wear like space helmets

Walker and you wear like space helmets and everyone who works there is dressed

and everyone who works there is dressed

and everyone who works there is dressed up as like Martians or were they what I

up as like Martians or were they what I

up as like Martians or were they what I dressed up as - our astronauts


Hey, Penny. Dumb-ass.


almost yeah look at you huh

almost yeah look at you huh

almost yeah look at you huh no yours can't because it's too tricky

no yours can't because it's too tricky

no yours can't because it's too tricky but soon next year I think you get to go

but soon next year I think you get to go on a booster one all right

on a booster one all right

on a booster one all right so Jonathan went to get a media's

so Jonathan went to get a media's

so Jonathan went to get a media's uniform right he got everything that was

uniform right he got everything that was kicked off on the list which is exactly

kicked off on the list which is exactly

kicked off on the list which is exactly what we already had

what we already had

what we already had so I tipped off everything that we

so I tipped off everything that we

so I tipped off everything that we already had which was most things and


Sorry, I should've seen that.

Howard : I'll get out of your way.

Uh, you're gonna wanna eat those eggs while they're still hot.

Raj : Thank you.

And there's lox and cream cheese in the fridge.

Leonard : The bagels are in the oven. I was warming them up.

Penny : That's great.

I'm just gonna hang out with my mom. That's always fun.

Howard : Good.

[BOTH SIGH]


- [Missy] Yum

- Alright now we're going for mini chocolate chips.

- [Missy] Oh my gosh, this looks like a dream, right?


Hans : Hans Von Mannschaft?

Castle : That's a hell of a stage name.


Marshall : ball of stress in my chest,

Marshall : and nothing will make it go away!

Doctor : - You're not pregnant. - Well, that did it.

Doctor : I know this probably comes as quite a disappointment.


st. Petersburg and it's so iconic you

st. Petersburg and it's so iconic you can see the columns and it's in like a

can see the columns and it's in like a

can see the columns and it's in like a whole 180 degree half circle shape so

whole 180 degree half circle shape so

whole 180 degree half circle shape so I'm gonna go try to step inside and take

I'm gonna go try to step inside and take a look on the inside

a look on the inside

a look on the inside [Music]

okay step outside I didn't really want

okay step outside I didn't really want

okay step outside I didn't really want to talk very much at all inside but it's

to talk very much at all inside but it's spectacular inside with the dome the

spectacular inside with the dome the

spectacular inside with the dome the massive dome and then the different

massive dome and then the different

massive dome and then the different especially for Russian Orthodox the

especially for Russian Orthodox the

especially for Russian Orthodox the different icons that are spread

different icons that are spread

different icons that are spread throughout the entire Cathedral and the

throughout the entire Cathedral and the

throughout the entire Cathedral and the candles beautiful environment beautiful

candles beautiful environment beautiful

candles beautiful environment beautiful place we're gonna continue walking now

place we're gonna continue walking now

place we're gonna continue walking now to another what is one of probably one

to another what is one of probably one

to another what is one of probably one of the most iconic sites and it's also a


Director : Yeah, but. ..

Leonard : ...there was ample parking.

Penny : Are you done?


Burns : Prize money is $2,500.

Burns : Some of the contestants spent more than that in travel expenses.

Castle : Could these symbols mean something else? Something dangerous?

Burns : Not that I'm aware of.

Burns : I do know they can be found on buildings

Burns : dating as far back as the 1700s, which is why I used them.

It's just, our victim had this letter on her.

It's from an 18th century Freemason named Theodore Rose.


Beckett : Pam, we checked your credit card.

Beckett : We know that you just bought a flip phone.


and get my nails done see how this goes

and get my nails done see how this goes well if there's a baby blanket in a

well if there's a baby blanket in a

well if there's a baby blanket in a secret room Eduardo that means it's

secret room Eduardo that means it's

secret room Eduardo that means it's probably haunted okay okay have fun guys


They'll call her Geller. He gets his way.

My way? You think this is my way?

Ross : Of all the ways I ever imagined this moment being..

this is not my You know what? This is too hard.

Knock, knock. How are we? Any nausea?

Ross : - A little. - Just a little.

I was wondering about the mother-to-be, but thanks for sharing.

Dr. Oberman : - Lie back. - You know what? I'm gonna go.

Ross : I don't think I can be involved in this family thing.


We could sneak the dog back in, and Chandler wouldn't even know.

Monica : That's not gonna work.

I had that dog for three days, and Chandler had no idea.

Phoebe : He's not so smart.


sweet and juicy that that mingle taste

sweet and juicy that that mingle taste was just permeating your mouth for like

was just permeating your mouth for like

was just permeating your mouth for like me it's like half a minute after after

me it's like half a minute after after

me it's like half a minute after after you swallow it's so good I love this but

you swallow it's so good I love this but we got to go try some cup water yeah

we got to go try some cup water yeah

we got to go try some cup water yeah desserts before they you know just just

desserts before they you know just just

desserts before they you know just just completely melt away and that that would

completely melt away and that that would just be really sad yam yeah where's the

just be really sad yam yeah where's the

just be really sad yam yeah where's the yam yam bees on cue okay the white

yam yam bees on cue okay the white

yam yam bees on cue okay the white things again Oh interesting that was

things again Oh interesting that was

things again Oh interesting that was like some whipped cream or so I'm sorry

like some whipped cream or so I'm sorry

like some whipped cream or so I'm sorry hmm wait that's a anima mm-hmm

hmm wait that's a anima mm-hmm

hmm wait that's a anima mm-hmm that's just a whipped cream like like

that's just a whipped cream like like

that's just a whipped cream like like less sugar a whipped cream without

less sugar a whipped cream without

less sugar a whipped cream without artificial flavoring I like it and

artificial flavoring I like it and

artificial flavoring I like it and that's it I mean it's very whippy for me

that's it I mean it's very whippy for me watermelon I feel better oh good deep

watermelon I feel better oh good deep

watermelon I feel better oh good deep man yes deep Lester your life jig Jeep

man yes deep Lester your life jig Jeep

man yes deep Lester your life jig Jeep always good oh my god what is down here

always good oh my god what is down here

always good oh my god what is down here what the head is so fragrant is that the

what the head is so fragrant is that the yam that's so fragrant

yam that's so fragrant

yam that's so fragrant is it you don't I'm gonna get back to

is it you don't I'm gonna get back to

is it you don't I'm gonna get back to that cuz always took out one more


House : Sometimes less.

House : This is exactly why I created nurses.

Clean up on Aisle Three!

If you've come to search my office, you should wait 10 minutes.

Stacy : I'll be out of your hair.

Stacy : Here, start with my purse. Just save me some mints.


Howard : So bottom line, I'm just a bought-and-paid-for sex toy.

Leonard : No.

Leslie : No, no, not at all.

Leslie : You're also arm candy.

So, what do you think?

Hey, Ma, you gotta rent me a tux!

MRS. WOLOWITZ : Right now?

Howard's Mother voice : What kind of sex are you having up there?


so nice here guys oh my goodness

so nice here guys oh my goodness hey kids are all down for Napa over

hey kids are all down for Napa over

hey kids are all down for Napa over 2,000 not in their room

2,000 not in their room

2,000 not in their room Betsy's in her room

Betsy's in her room

Betsy's in her room let's take a triad with log from

nice is it right oh asleep

nice is it right oh asleep

nice is it right oh asleep guys I think somebody's coming he'll

guys I think somebody's coming he'll

guys I think somebody's coming he'll Eduardo Eduardo Eduardo Eduardo Eduardo


Humor based on my pain.

You know what's funny?

Of all of your wives, I'm the only one who never got a ring.


longer and by the way I just like I'm

longer and by the way I just like I'm completely bathed in Michi smoke right

completely bathed in Michi smoke right

completely bathed in Michi smoke right now whoever smells me is going to get

now whoever smells me is going to get

now whoever smells me is going to get hungry just from the aroma on my jacket

hungry just from the aroma on my jacket

hungry just from the aroma on my jacket I'll just try it first before adding

I'll just try it first before adding

I'll just try it first before adding mustard just to get the pure taste of it

mustard just to get the pure taste of it but that texture that's something you'll

but that texture that's something you'll notice about Meucci is that texture it's

notice about Meucci is that texture it's so bouncy oh wow that's unbelievable you


Leonard : This one might be broken.


Leonard : Don't tell Koothrappali.

Leonard : -After you. PENNY : Oh. What a gentleman.

Penny : Hey, Sheldon.


Bernadette : What are you looking at?

Howard : Pictures of my dad and me when I was a kid.

- That's nice. - I gotta tell you...

Howard : ...as angry as I am at Sheldon for blabbing...

...he did a hell of ajob organizing this closet.

Howard : Look at this.


Leonard : -You ready to go? -Yep. Hey, and maybe this time,

Penny : you don't try and talk sports with the guys.

Leonard : Some sports bar.

Leonard : It's like they never even heard of Quidditch.

Leonard : Do we really have to go?

Penny : Oh, come on. Every time we're about to hang out with my friends,

Penny : you don't want to.

It's like, "It's too loud," or "The bathroom's too dirty,"

or "They put a chicken wing in my ear." I mean...

Well, you're right. Let's just go.

Penny : -Hey, what's going on with you? -Nothing, I'm fine.

Penny : All right, hang on. Is this still about your mom's book?

Leonard : No. Not everything is about my mom.

'Cause if you're still upset about that, we don't have to go.


You can join me ifyou want.

Uh... I don't think that would be a good idea.

Sonia : I'll leave the door unlocked,

Sonia : just in case you change your mind.


I'm avoiding her, avoiding the gift.

Well, your gift wants to meet Derek.

Meredith : What? What did you say?

Cristina : Not Derek your boyfriend. Dr. Shepherd, the neurosurgeon.

Cristina : She's gonna know that he's your boyfriend. She has ways.

I'm in love with her.

Meredith : She has that effect on people who aren't her daughter.

Hey, I heard about your mother. Unbelievable.

Richard : - It's a gift. - She's avoiding her.

- She's your mother. She's really here. - This is your chance to talk to her.

- Spend time with her. - She has a long history

Meredith : - of being disappointed in me. - You're a doctor.

Izzie : Disappointment ends with a medical degree.

Can we get moving? It hurts when I pee.

Cristina : Are you stealing patients from the ER?

Izzie : Yes. But only because I have to know I did not spend my inheritance

Izzie : on an empty room with empty beds. If I did that, I might go crazy.

George called dibs on crazy. Think Callie's pregnant?

Man : - I'm going back to the ER. - Keep your pants on. We're going.

Meredith : - What's going on? - Yeah. Bambi got married.

Cristina : What?

Psst.

Sorry, one second.


Chase : except when you're not committed.

Chase : Doesn't work so well if you have a conscience.

Conscience? You mean that thing that kicks in

Hank : when there's no logical reason to behave the way people want you to?

What? You have a fever.


and come back and they're making dinner

and come back and they're making dinner

and come back and they're making dinner but dinner is gonna be more simple than

but dinner is gonna be more simple than

but dinner is gonna be more simple than lunch it's gonna be less dishes it's

lunch it's gonna be less dishes it's

lunch it's gonna be less dishes it's gonna be a very local style common meal

gonna be a very local style common meal

gonna be a very local style common meal so I believe that it's called kung yi

so I believe that it's called kung yi

so I believe that it's called kung yi which is like like congee actually like


- One more question... - Yes, you must be present to win.

grunts

Zack : Okay, I'm ready.

I'm Zach, and I'm, uh...

Zack : Oh, crap, why is this so hard?

Penny : Oh, hey.

Leonard : Hi. Yo, P-dog.

Penny : What's up?

Bernadette : We're here to kidnap you

Bernadette : for a girls' night out.

Parenthetical : the term "kidnap" is being used playfully.

Penny : I kind of figured that.

Amy : Good. Now put this pillowcase over your head.


Okay, I gotta get back to work. Thanks for listening.

- No problem. - Hope no girls rip my clothes off on the way.

Raj : Come on, we're smart guys.


Bree Busch : Well, she wouldn't even look at me.

Bree Busch : You have to understand, I had put so much money into this record.

Bree Busch : If she didn't finish it, I was gonna lose this studio.

Bree Busch : So I had to get her to stay, right?

Bree Busch : - She was using anyway. - You offered her drugs.

Bree Busch : A bag. I offered her a bag.

Bree Busch : I said, "There's plenty more where that came from."

Bree Busch : I would have gotten her help after she finished.

Bree Busch : I couldn't let her walk away.

Beckett : Yeah, well, here's the thing, Mrs. Busch.

Beckett : Hayley was clean when she died. She wasn't using.

Bree Busch : Well, I know that now.

Bree Busch : I mean, she opened up her jacket and showed me what was tucked inside.

Tony : A gun.

Bree Busch : Well, she had a gun.

Bree Busch : And she said, "I would rather put a bullet in my brain

"than to be using again."

Beckett : Let me make sure I'm getting this right.

Beckett : You lured Hayley here under false pretenses,

Castle : offered her drugs, got into a heated argument,

Beckett : and you're telling me that she walked out of that door alive?

Castle : When did you replace the panel on this baffle?

Bree Busch : Well, I don't think it's ever been replaced.

Castle : Yeah, it has. It's newer than the other ones.

Bree Busch : Could you be careful, please? That's expensive equipment.

Beckett : Castle, what are you doing?

Apparently, I'm uncovering a bullet hole.


Leonard : Okay, we need to talk.

Sheldon : About what?

Leonard : Cats, Sheldon.

Leonard : You're clearly upset about Amy being gone,

Leonard : and you're trying to replace her with a bunch of cats.

Clowder. What?

Sheldon : A group of cats is a clowder. Or a glaring.

Leonard : Okay, yeah, fine.

Sheldon : It's the kind of thing you ought

Sheldon : to know now that we have one.

Terrific. My point is, you need to face up

Leonard : to what you're feeling with this breakup.

Sheldon : It wasn't a breakup.

Sheldon : A breakup would imply that Amy was my girlfriend.

Okay, I got it, I got it; she's not your girlfriend.

Leonard : Now listen to me.

Leonard : I know about loneliness.

Leonard : I know about trying to replace someone with other stuff.

Leonard : When I broke up with Penny, I got back into my cello,

Leonard : I built a bunch of model rockets,

Leonard : I got those weightlifting gloves and that five-pound dumbbell.


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they have here that for sale do you

they have here that for sale do you roast all the beans here also okay

roast all the beans here also okay

roast all the beans here also okay Oh awesome cool okay awesome awesome

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nice to meet nice to meet you very nice

nice to meet nice to meet you very nice video also we buy this coffee is direct

video also we buy this coffee is direct

video also we buy this coffee is direct from the producers and we roasted

from the producers and we roasted

from the producers and we roasted ourselves so we like to take control of

ourselves so we like to take control of

ourselves so we like to take control of everything okay

everything okay

everything okay be sure that you're going to drink a

be sure that you're going to drink a

be sure that you're going to drink a good coffee okay we can smell it it's

good coffee okay we can smell it it's

good coffee okay we can smell it it's pretty yeah like a little bit pretty

pretty yeah like a little bit pretty

pretty yeah like a little bit pretty already in a very sweet

nobody go

different types of drip coffee that she

different types of drip coffee that she

different types of drip coffee that she made each with it gonna be a different

made each with it gonna be a different

made each with it gonna be a different taste


Chandler : Bitter Town...

Chandler : ...Alone-ville, Hermit Junction!


I am "Porsche-ing" around.

Uh-oh.

Stay calm. Nothing will happen. You're not in that much trouble.

Rachel : Really? You think so?

Ross : I was talking to myself. You're going down!


to like any music any albums that's what we have so like I probably haven't made

we have so like I probably haven't made

we have so like I probably haven't made it yeah this you pay about three films

it yeah this you pay about three films

it yeah this you pay about three films yeah no but the kids literally walk over

yeah no but the kids literally walk over me like playing Michael Jackson play

me like playing Michael Jackson play

me like playing Michael Jackson play Christmas songs sometimes they even like

Christmas songs sometimes they even like play more on the soundtrack or anything

play more on the soundtrack or anything

play more on the soundtrack or anything though and it will it's mostly mini um

though and it will it's mostly mini um

though and it will it's mostly mini um but this will play anything say it's a

but this will play anything say it's a

but this will play anything say it's a really cool gadget and I think for a guy

really cool gadget and I think for a guy at Christmas that's quite a nice good

at Christmas that's quite a nice good

at Christmas that's quite a nice good stocking filler or like add I think the

stocking filler or like add I think the

stocking filler or like add I think the two together that's quite a big present

two together that's quite a big present

two together that's quite a big present cause lots of it I for the year I think

cause lots of it I for the year I think

cause lots of it I for the year I think you get a couple of months free

you get a couple of months free

you get a couple of months free approving like 100 pound for the Spotify

approving like 100 pound for the Spotify but you can get a free version of that

but you can get a free version of that

but you can get a free version of that so have a look into that I will link

so have a look into that I will link

so have a look into that I will link this book sticking with technology we

this book sticking with technology we

this book sticking with technology we have a very cool Juice Pack phone case


Rachel : That is so sad.

You're missing out on so much. I mean, the bonding and the sharing...

Rachel : ...and knowing that someone else is going through the same thing you are.

So, what, you tell each other everything?

Rachel : Pretty much.

Ross : Did you talk about the night of five times?

Ross : Do you tell people about the night of five times?

Honey, that was with Carol.

Ross : I know, but it's still worth mentioning, I think.

Phoebe : Relax every muscle in your body.

Phoebe : Listen to the plinky-plunky music.

Okay, now close your eyes...

Phoebe : ...and think of a happy place.


been on our side today so I think it's

been on our side today so I think it's time for dinner and I got reservations

time for dinner and I got reservations

time for dinner and I got reservations at 5 p.m. which is in like 30 minutes

at 5 p.m. which is in like 30 minutes

at 5 p.m. which is in like 30 minutes for a restaurant where yeah it's gonna

for a restaurant where yeah it's gonna

for a restaurant where yeah it's gonna be an amazing meal to end this food tour

be an amazing meal to end this food tour and this sightseeing tour of st.

and this sightseeing tour of st.

and this sightseeing tour of st. Petersburg

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] awesome we ready to eat and while that


House : Speaking of...


that is nice and creamy I like this jellies butter here when the other drink is really refreshing perfect on a hot night

All right, it's got some awesome stuff. Let's go. these little orange things. These are called kway kway or quail eggs

They're deep-fried whole quail egg on the inside and people usually just eat it as this

Perfect little quail egg on here

But I do feel like just eating it as is a little dry especially with a yolk so they gave me this spicy dipping sauce

I don't know if it's for this or not, but we'll see.

I think is way better with a sauce. I mean this is really oily, otherwise the batter combined with egg

yolk

There's really no moisture here besides the oil so it's gonna be a little rough on you and the spice from the sauce really helps

Us out a lot next I'll check out this delicious treasure. It's chicken chicharon and it's chicken intestine look at it

It's kind of got like a almost a fungus looking shape and these things

these things are supposed to be intense because they're they're fried they're very organy you'll definitely feel this going down I


Chase : No pulmonary symptoms, setting well, breathing easily.

Matty : Mom, I'm freezing.

How long do I have to wait?

Foreman : Matty, we found an old water pump in your backyard.

Foreman : You ever drink from it?

Matty : Yeah it was gross.

Foreman : We gotta test for Mycobacteria, leptospirosis.

Chase : When did you drink the water?

Matty : Last summer?

Foreman : You sure? You haven't even taken a sip to cool off?

Matty : It was really gross.

Matty : My shoulder's bugging me. Does that matter?


Now around this time, Marshall had truly come to hate his job.

He hated the paperwork.

He hated the coffee.

He hated the dirty jokes.

He hated everything.

Marshall : - I have to quit. - Quit GNB? Why?

Marshall : I need to do better things with my life, okay?


Vikram : Plus word is they deal drugs out of their club.

Well, if Eddie used to shakedown crooks back in EI Salvador,

Ryan : maybe he was doing the same thing to these guys here.

And they might've killed him for it. Let's go.


Buns are coming out.

Just puts a good amount of the Hunter Shredded Beef

onto the bun, and then he added on a tomato,

a slice of tomato, a slice of cucumber.

The meat actually comes from the bowel,

stomach section of the cow.

Oh, it's kind of heavy!

Like, a half of a Hunter Beef.

Let's see that cross-section.

I think you lost your cucumber.

laughs

It's bacon-y, like the flavor of the meat

is not that pronounced, like corned beef,

but not as salty, milder in taste.


Castle : Well, I'm assuming the box isn't his.

Castle : These guys set off the alarm on purpose.

They wanted this hostage standoff.

I mean, come on, look at these guys. They're professionals, right?

Castle : They know better than to take the bottom bills from the cash drawer.

Davenport : But why?

Time.

Safe-deposit box keys don't have numbers on them.

Castle : So if it's not his key,

Castle : he'd have to try every lock, until they got to the right box.

Castle : And that would take time. Ah!

Castle : Okay, Mr. Davenport,

Castle : the box he pulled was on the north wall.

It was four columns over, three boxes down.

That would be box 120.

Castle : Okay, we figure out whose box that is,

Castle : we can figure out what these people are really up to.

Yeah, well, I don't think they're gonna let us use the computer.

Castle : Maybe we won't have to.

Castle : Mother, the bracelet I gave you for your birthday.

Martha : Oh, no, I love this bracelet.

Dr Howser : All right. UNCLASPS

Officer Monfriez : Captain, it's him.

Peterson : Remember the strategy. Yeah.

BEEPS

Beckett : Hey, how's it going?

Trapper John : So far, so good.

Beckett : Yeah, and how are the hostages?

Beckett : Pretty concerned about the pregnant bank teller, Simone.

Beckett : It's kind of a stressful situation.

You might want to get her out of there.

Trapper John : No, no, no, Kate.

You gotta give before you can receive.


Taylor : I'm sure she'll be back.

Um, Ms. McKinley, how long have you known Mr. Whitfield?

Taylor : Since he started my yoga class a year ago.

Beckett : And when did the affair begin?

Taylor : About a week later.

What?

Taylor : He's hot. And rich.

Beckett : What time did he come to your apartment last night?

Taylor : Like I told the other detective,

he showed up right around 6 : 00, and he left just after 8 : 00.

Beckett : So, the two of you were in the apartment the whole time?

Yep.

Well? What did you think?

She was confrontational, and a little too ready with her answers.

Esposito : You think she's lying?

Beckett : Go down to her building,

Beckett : see if anyone else saw Cole Whitfield there last night.

Beckett : And let's look into Mr. Whitfield,

find out what else he's hiding from us.

Yep.


Okay. The old "hug and roll."

Chandler : - Okay. One question. - Shoot.

Chandler : You're pretending the pillow's a girl, right?

Remember when you were a kid and your mom would drop you off at the movies...

Joey : ...with a jar of jam and a little spoon?


Cameron : something you picked up at a fire site.

Cameron : Until we identify the agent, we can't allow you near Derek.

Amy : I can't believe that I'm doing this to him.

Cameron : You can't blame yourself for this.

Amy : You know how he got those skin grafts?

Cameron : He was trapped in a fire.

Amy : We were clearing rooms in an office building fire.

And the ceiling collapsed, and it cut me off from the rest of the group.

And I kept yelling that I was fine,

Amy : but Derek refused to wait for the team to clear the debris,

Amy : so he took off looking for another access point.

He got caught in a backdraft.

Amy : He almost died because of me once.

Amy : And now it's happening again.

House : You're not my mom. You don't have to keep checking up on me.

Wilson : How you doing?

House : Not bad,

considering I've just learned I'm completely powerless.

Wilson : See this big fancy wing?

Wilson : It was built because this program works.


Marshall : I cannot believe we're finally gonna have this burger.

Lily : Honey, I'm so excited for you.

Lily : After all these interviews, after all these disappointments,

Lily : you deserve a triumphant mouthful of meat.

Barney : You know what else is a mouthful? All that double-talk other banks give you.

Barney : At Goliath, customer satisfaction is our most important investment.

Lily : Barney, I hate to break this to you, but working for a bank's kind of lame.

Oh, yeah. How lame is free automatic bill pay, Lil?

Barney : How lame is 3.3% APY online savings? Yeah! That's right.

Barney : Hate to make you look stupid in front of your friends, but you left me no choice.

Ted : We should probably call Regis.

Regis. God, that guy scares me. I think I'll leave him a text.


Robin : You want to antique the crap out of them.

Barney : Need I remind you

Robin : What happened with me and wendy the waitress?

Barney : I've decided to seduce wendy the waitress.


Nine : Be careful.

Nina : You can only use one specific vein

Nina : in this area here.

- Oh! - I said be careful.

George : - I'm so sorry. - That's okay.

No, it's not. If she gonna be that clumsy, she's not drawing your blood.

Cathy : Nina, she's just doing her job.

Nina : Not very well. I'm going to get a nurse, a senior nurse.

Cathy : - Oh, Nina, stop. - No, mom.

Nina : Do not let her touch you. We can't be too careful.


Lanie Parish : that's a giveaway.

Lanie Parish : But I'll know for sure after the autopsy.

Castle : Who called it in?

Lanie : Customer service operator for his cable company.

Lanie : She was on the phone with him when it happened.

Castle : What a way to go.

Lanie : Poisoned, or on the phone with the cable company?

Castle : Well, at least the poison was quick.

Looks like our killer jimmied that window open.

Neighbor thought she heard somebody on the fire escape

Iast night around 8 : 00.

Castle : How was he poisoned?

Lanie : In his water. The filter underneath the kitchen sink was tampered with.

Esposito : Ironically, he works for the city as a safety inspector.

Mmm. You know, if I were an expert on character, which I am,

Castle : I would say that Alan was a bit of a dreamer.

Castle : Spending his days on the ground, inspecting things,

Castle : but his nights in the clouds, fantasizing of adventure.

Castle : Tragically, his life was cut short before he ever truly lived.

Man's Voice : Hey, what's going on?


âª To the left, to the left

âª To the right, to the right, to the front. âª

Howard : Okay, you're positive you want to know?

Leonard : - Yes. - Okay. Here we go.


He said this is his favorite salsa that his mom makes.

And he said it's picante, it's spicy.

I'm gonna add on some of this salsa.

He said it's spicy.

Looks amazing.

Oh, that's amazing.

It's corn, but it's not like finely ground.

It's kind of coarse.

You can taste that unique vegetable in there.

It's more like an herb I think.

Maybe like a wild herb.

It's delicious with that salsa.

Oh, it's incredible.

Salsa's a little bit spicy,

but just perfect with that tamale.

It's delicious.

speaking in foreign language

mariachi music


And this is the last dish that we got.

This is just ceviche de pescado,

which is just a fish ceviche.

There's tomatoes in here, and onions,

and cilantro again. upbeat music

This makes the ceviche just perfect.


PHONE RINGING


woodwork I've done the church even if

woodwork I've done the church even if the colors the painting how we restored

the colors the painting how we restored

the colors the painting how we restored the whole house up to its beautiful

the whole house up to its beautiful

the whole house up to its beautiful standard in his period essence I feel

standard in his period essence I feel

standard in his period essence I feel like that it's amazing what we've done

like that it's amazing what we've done

like that it's amazing what we've done the kitchen is a very room it's not 100%

the kitchen is a very room it's not 100% complete but the kitchen is like 95%

complete but the kitchen is like 95%

complete but the kitchen is like 95% complete you know magnet installed all

complete you know magnet installed all

complete you know magnet installed all of their units

of their units

of their units I can also did the granite work talks

I can also did the granite work talks

I can also did the granite work talks which would look amazing and what's like

which would look amazing and what's like the tiling is happening right now we've

the tiling is happening right now we've

the tiling is happening right now we've opted to go with metro tiles for all the

opted to go with metro tiles for all the backsplash and I ran the kitchen we'll

backsplash and I ran the kitchen we'll

backsplash and I ran the kitchen we'll also put the metro tiling in the Middle

also put the metro tiling in the Middle

also put the metro tiling in the Middle Pillar part of the island and then to

Pillar part of the island and then to

Pillar part of the island and then to continue that on where the old wood

continue that on where the old wood

continue that on where the old wood burner was which was a kind of a big

burner was which was a kind of a big

burner was which was a kind of a big kind of like cutout

kind of like cutout

kind of like cutout and was real dark it was black that you

and was real dark it was black that you

and was real dark it was black that you know was black but I felt like the black

know was black but I felt like the black against the white and the gray it was

against the white and the gray it was

against the white and the gray it was like well it's a bit too much so I'll

like well it's a bit too much so I'll

like well it's a bit too much so I'll put natural trials in there I just think

put natural trials in there I just think ah just come together it's still a bit

ah just come together it's still a bit

ah just come together it's still a bit of building exciting you know you've got

of building exciting you know you've got like good food for the builders you've

like good food for the builders you've

like good food for the builders you've got mess and paint and you've got like


little space so we've created at the

little space so we've created at the back but it's actually quite large if

back but it's actually quite large if

back but it's actually quite large if she really good a little storage space

two people three chairs it's a race

two people three chairs it's a race

two people three chairs it's a race oh no I take this call guys sorry hello

I just did my first media business

I just did my first media business

I just did my first media business conference called thing in my office

today this is the moment we did it I

today this is the moment we did it I

today this is the moment we did it I just came upstairs my office to do a

just came upstairs my office to do a

just came upstairs my office to do a call huh first meeting call headed away

call huh first meeting call headed away

call huh first meeting call headed away we did it people it's official the

we did it people it's official the

we did it people it's official the office is open we had a call here where

office is open we had a call here where

office is open we had a call here where was the chairs is he seems to be in the


Ho!

Ho!

This is it right here, guys.

Look at the tail on that beauty.

Look at the size of that.

Absolutely beautiful.

Still alive, this was more than $2.

This was $120, a little bit different.

That's gonna be totally worth it.

We're gonna go get one more crab,

because that one was a little small,

and then we're gonna go have a big feast.

And this is our buddy here that's getting us the next crab.

We got giant, giant lobster, we're getting one more crab,

because this one was a little small.

This is absolutely beautiful.

speaks foreign language Okay, oh, we're going down.


Lily : Sweet.

Lily : A question mark? You got laid off a question mark?


Leonard : With any luck, tonight will be the night my sleep apnea kills me.

Did you ask for the chicken to be diced, not shredded?

Sheldon : - Yes. - Even though the menu specifies shredded?

Sheldon : - Yes. - Brown rice, not white?

Sheldon : - Yes. - Did you stop and get the hot mustard?

Sheldon : - Yes. - Did you pick up the low-sodium soy sauce?

Sheldon : - Yes. - Thank you.

Raj : You're welcome.


We pawned them, dude. Up top.


Joey : He broke up with Julie!

Joey : Go hug her, for God's sakes!

-Really? -Really.

Ross : It's always been you, Rach.

Rachel : Oh, God.

Ross : Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight.

That's okay.

Rachel : You're worth the wait.

Rachel : And I don't just mean tonight.


Lily : Then can I have the...?

Lily : That's cool. You keep that.

Robin : So these guys... One of them's an architect.

A girl : Ted mosby, the architect?

Robin : That's the one.

Bouncer : Oh, yeah, he was here.

Ted : And then I was all, "no, frank gehry.

Ted : You're on your own this time."

Ted : And that, my dear, was the end of that hack's career.

Girl : I live across the street.

Ted : That is one hell of a non sequitur.

Girl : You want to come over?

Ted : Well, I don't know.

Ted : But I suppose I should at least give you a ride home.

Ted : Hop on.


Rachel : No. Ross is not a geek.

Then let's just say he's not my type.

Rachel : Handsome is not your type?

Rachel : Smart, kind, good kisser.

What, those things aren't on your list?

Ross is great. You'd be lucky to be with him.

Jill : If it means that much, then I'll ask him out.

Oh, no. That's not what I meant.

You know what? You're right.

Jill : He has been really nice to me.

Yeah, but he's not your type.

But maybe that's good.

I'm doing all these different things.

Maybe I should just try dating a geek too.

Yeah, but you don't want to try too much too fast.

You remember what happened to the little girl who...

tried too much too fast, don't you?

What?

Rachel : She died, Jill.

Chandler!


Kathy's being really nice and you just walked away.

Chandler : What do you want from me?

Joey : I want you to like her.

If that's too damn difficult for you, then the least you could do is pretend.

Chandler : -I am pretending. -Then do it better.

What do you say I go over there and tell her how much I like her?

I can tell her how much I've been thinking of her.

Chandler : I haven't stopped thinking about her since we met.

I'm so over the top, want-to-slit-my-own-throat...

Chandler : ...in love with her that for every minute...


I don't wanna interview anyone else.

Cameron : You're interviewing?

Cameron : I thought you'd just have them send a head shot along with their C.V.

Ha.

House : That's good, and why I need you around...

House : To keep me in my place.

Cameron : I can't come back. I told you that.

House : - Wasn't listening. - Right.

House : You want me to listen to you more? I can do that.

Right.

Cameron : I already accepted a position somewhere else.

House : - With who? - Yeuell... at jefferson.

House : - Unaccept it. - Why?

Because Yeuell is boring.

House : He's pedantic and preachy.

House : Because he's short.

House : Because I want you to come back.


- Someone's on the phone for you. - We weren't picking up. It's Amanda.

Chandler : I get pedicures.

Monica : Hi, Amanda.

Actually, now is not a good time.

Monica : Dinner tomorrow night?

Okay, Phoebe and I will see you then.


Right up here there's a famous amm,

which is mango chutney with poli,

and you can also get a ton of other gravies with it as well.

Let's go try it out.

And we're hanging with the cows here, too.


Joey : Yeah, whatever.

Wow, if I could dance, I'd be a triple threat.


Ooh!

- So, who's first? - Uh...

what?


Are you saying that you don't want to get with this?

I don't think you should say that even when you're healthy.

Rachel : Come on.

Don't take this personally.

I just can't have sex with a sick person.

I'm with you. I can't have sex with a sick person either. Disgusting!

But I'm not sick!

Monica : Let me prove it to you.

Monica : We are two healthy people in the prime of lime.

See, that's the thing, I would like to stay in the "prime of lime."

Oh, okay, now I'll do it.

Hey. What's up?


Leonard pulling out a toy lightsabre : You call that a glow stick?

Leonard pulling out a toy lightsabre : That is a glow stick.

Come on, Iet's go.

Before you go, consider this :

Sheldon : Not only do I have a deep-cycle marine battery power source...

Sheldon : ...more than capable of running our entertainment system...

Sheldon : ...I also have all 61 episodes of the BBC series Red Dwarf.

And Fiddle Faddle.

Sheldon : All yours if you're willing to reinstate the Roommate Agreement.

Penny : I've got wine at my place and some bubble wrap we could pop.

Sheldon : He'll be back. Wine and a girl in the dark, he's gonna be bored out of his mind.


You're injured. Lie down. Get a stretcher, now!

Is the child a boy or a girl? I can't find my son.

Carly : We got separated. I need to know if my little boy is alive.

The child was a little girl. No, no, no.

George : I need to examine you and take you to the hospital.

No, I can't leave! He's only seven. No! And he's all alone!

- No, I will not leave my son behind! - No, I will find him.


Ted : 'Cause I wasn't... I wasn't really...

Marshall : 12-nothing.

Ted : Marshall.

âª Da-la-da, da-la-da, da-la-da, da-la-da âª

Ted : Marshall.

Marshall : Zitch dog, blue suburban.

Ted : Damn it!

Marshall : 18-nothing.

Ted : Then marshall, who was so busy cheating at zitch dog,

Ted voix off : Got us totally lost.

Marshall : Where the hell are we?!


Rachel : Contraceptives are not always effective. Right?

-Yeah. We kind of didn't use any. -Come on, kids, a little help here!

Phoebe : Wow! This place is incredible!

Sting's pen..


Hey. - Hey.

Castle : - Want a lollipop? - Oh, yes.


- [Bryan] Oh my gosh.


And-and the worst part is

that they kicked me out and let Stuart stay.

Amy : I understand, but this is a special day for them.

Amy : Can you just try and let it go?

Sheldon : She's right.

Sheldon : You know, I just learned Amy went to a theme park without me,

Sheldon : but I'm not going to ruin her birthday.

Sheldon : I'll wait, and ruin 24 individual hours

Sheldon : sprinkled throughout the year.

Sheldon : Boop.

Howard : Deep breaths, slow breaths.

Bernadette : I'm so thirsty. Give me more ice chips.


you're gonna have fun it's a beautiful

you're gonna have fun it's a beautiful place you're back here you live we're on

place you're back here you live we're on vacation remember that just like I said

vacation remember that just like I said

vacation remember that just like I said we're going on adventure today none of

we're going on adventure today none of

we're going on adventure today none of the girls want to go this is gonna be


Addison : She's still a Jane Doe.

Alex : - I'd notice. - What?

Alex : If you went missing, I'd notice.

Trauma team to OR four. Trauma team to OR four.

- I need a little more suction, please. - Callie.

Callie : O'Malley, I'm working. What do you want?

George : You're doing an internal fixation of the spine

George : on a John Doe from the ferry crash, age seven.

Richard : - That's right. - Can I see his face?

Callie : - I'm in the middle of surgery. - I know.

Is this boy your patient?

I know the picture's hard to see.

George : Please tell me it's him. Tell me he has been right here,

George : under my nose, open on your table all day


- [Bryan] And now start painting blue!


OK. I need to speak to my boyfriend in private, like, right now.

Howard : There's a car with a glass roof. Want to go look at the stars?


the snow do you feels like spring yeah I got a funbox flash once in it got a

got a funbox flash once in it got a

got a funbox flash once in it got a letter from Santa Claus did it's that

letter from Santa Claus did it's that

letter from Santa Claus did it's that time of year to spread Christmas cheer

time of year to spread Christmas cheer

time of year to spread Christmas cheer you guys all got your Christmas cheer

you guys all got your Christmas cheer

you guys all got your Christmas cheer here at G field we have only one wish

here at G field we have only one wish

here at G field we have only one wish and it has nothing to do with getting a

and it has nothing to do with getting a

and it has nothing to do with getting a fish for a special holiday wish to come

fish for a special holiday wish to come

fish for a special holiday wish to come true we sent you a gift card and ask

true we sent you a gift card and ask

true we sent you a gift card and ask this of you use it to buy gifts for

this of you use it to buy gifts for

this of you use it to buy gifts for wonderful fans and send them these gifts

wonderful fans and send them these gifts all across the land be the Santa that we

all across the land be the Santa that we know you can be and get them some gifts

know you can be and get them some gifts

know you can be and get them some gifts for under the tree we have one thing to

for under the tree we have one thing to

for under the tree we have one thing to say as this poem ends happy Holidays to

say as this poem ends happy Holidays to

say as this poem ends happy Holidays to you from your G fuel friends dude a gift

you from your G fuel friends dude a gift card now we get to go spend for you guys


Meredith : You're cutting blind.

Meredith : Whatever happened to being practical?

Derek : I need to see more here. Retractor.

Meredith : Wow.

Meredith : The spine.


House. Not home.


this one is the cool side and maybe this one is this all yeah this one is that

one is this all yeah this one is that

one is this all yeah this one is that your bola sauce that I ordered okay I'll

your bola sauce that I ordered okay I'll try this and then oh yeah yeah it's like


House : Your heart said he needed to know,

House : your brain knew he's better off without it.

House : Following your heart is easy. Following your brain is tough.

House : Especially after years of following

House : that much smaller, third organ.

That's why all parents screw up all children.

Evening.

Adams : Clever tactic, pretending you're not interested anymore.

House : How could that possibly work as a tactic?

House : The fact is, once I saw those incompletes,

House : I knew your parents screwed you up.

House : The details are just gravy.

Adams : You're wrong.

Adams : The only evidence you have is proof of something else.

Adams : I ran away from home.

House : Because you had lousy parents.

Adams : Because I didn't.

Adams : All my friends' parents were divorced, or having affairs,

Adams : or barely knew their kids' birthdays.


One hundred two point two.

Sheldon : Exactly what it was half an hour ago.

Sheldon : It's like you're not even trying to get better.

Amy : Sheldon, you don't get over the flu in half an hour.

Sheldon : Well, not with that attitude.

You know, I have to say, I'm finding your bedside manner a little lacking.

Sheldon : I'm sorry. I just want you to get better as soon as possible.

Sheldon : And with that goal in mind, let me ask you a question.

Sheldon : Do you believe in the placebo effect?

Amy : Of course I do. There have been many studies proving its validity.

Sheldon : Great. Now, this may look like a Tic Tac...

Sheldon : ...but it is really a powerful medication specifically designed...

Sheldon : ...to cure your illness, as well as freshen your breath.


Marshall : You're kidding, right?

Barney : Not at all.

Barney : I could run a marathon anytime I wanted to.

Marshall : So like tomorrow,

Marshall : You think you could wake up, roll out of bed,

Marshall : And just run the new york city marathon?

Barney : Absolutely.

Robin : Barney, we're talking about 42 kilometers.

Ted : Thanks, canada.

Ted : I'll take it from here.

Ted : Barney, it's like 26 miles.

Barney : Here's how you run a marathon.

Barney : Step one, you start running.

Barney : There is no step two.

Okay, you know what? Prove it.

Take my number

And run in my place.

I will bet you

50 bucks you don't even finish the race.

Barney : 50 bucks?

Barney : Gee, grandpa, if I win,

Barney : Maybe I can buy myself an ice-cream cone.

Barney : Make it $10,000.

Marshall : You have a gambling problem.


Leonard : Do you understand that Stephanie's not here to treat your imaginary ailments?

Sheldon : How is it imaginary that I keep hearing an octave above middle C?

[HUMS]

Sheldon : Is that imaginary?

[HUMS]

Sheldon : I don't think so.

[HUMS]

- Good night. - Leonard, there's one more thing.

Sheldon : Article One, Section Three of our roommate agreement.


Mrs. Singleton nods : Thank you.

Richard : This program Derek looked into was a favor to me.

Meredith looks up disbelieving : - Nice try. - Sometimes a favor is just a favor.

Richard : This treatment won't cure your mother or give her a new lease on life,

Richard : but it may give her more good days.


earlier so we're thinking about hitting

earlier so we're thinking about hitting that strip which could be pretty

that strip which could be pretty

that strip which could be pretty entertaining because we have no

entertaining because we have no

entertaining because we have no entertainment in this video so far it

entertainment in this video so far it

entertainment in this video so far it has been driving guys ready dang boy

has been driving guys ready dang boy

has been driving guys ready dang boy someone's in Nashville do some singing

someone's in Nashville do some singing

someone's in Nashville do some singing so karaoke


you can really taste those crispy

you can really taste those crispy shallots in there and then that that

shallots in there and then that that

shallots in there and then that that beef is so tender oh it's just been

beef is so tender oh it's just been

beef is so tender oh it's just been boiled away in there well that's up a

boiled away in there well that's up a

boiled away in there well that's up a lovely soothing bra okay let's keep


And look at this.

There's lobster.


Raj : that NASA's been working on? Yeah.

Raj : Well, they're looking to include a message from Earth

Raj : in case one of them is encountered by alien life. LEONARD : Oh.

Leonard : When I encountered alien life, I-I discovered

Leonard : that the key thing was not to sit in its spot.

Sheldon : All right, you can't breathe our air without an inhaler,

Sheldon : he's allergic to Earth nuts,

Sheldon : but I'm the alien.

KOOTHRAPPALI : Anyway,

Raj : I'm among a handful of scientists

Raj : that have been asked to submit a design proposal

Raj : for the message and its delivery system.

Sheldon : Excellent. Congratulations. Good for you.

Raj : And I was wondering if any of you guys

Raj : would like to help me do it.

Leonard : Are you kidding? Yes. What did you have in mind?


both laughing

Looks really good.

And she just said, "When I try it it'll be even better."


traditional Danish hot dogs which are

traditional Danish hot dogs which are world famous and what's amazing about

world famous and what's amazing about

world famous and what's amazing about John's hot dog deli is that he keeps the

John's hot dog deli is that he keeps the recipe traditional the hot dogs are


God.

Rachel : I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life.

I know. I remember toward the end..

That's a great story. Tell it while you're getting me some iced tea.

Rachel : Oh, God, get out! Get out, get out, get out!


The most meaty, dreamy thing you have ever tasted.

This is the karahi this is what

he made over that just massive fire.

Oh man, you just kinda mop it up.

Mop up that ghee, that desi ghee,

and that sauce, and that mutton.


and already, you can smell the aromatics

of the pimento, the leaves and the wood.

Everything that's in the marinade,

its' just gonna be layer upon layer of jerk seasoning


Jim Wheeler : a unique educational experience for the kids,

Jim Wheeler : including weekly video reports from the Arctic Circle.

Castle : How much did you raise?

Jim Wheeler : Between our school and others in the area, around $50,000.

Castle : - Wow. - That's a lot of pemmican.

Castle : A basic staple of the polar explorer diet.

Castle : High in fat and protein.

Castle : Basically, it's beef and grease kind of melted together into a jerky.

You'd think it'd be disgusting but it's surprisingly...

Castle : I'll fill you in later.

When was the last time you saw Mr. Fletcher?

He came by the school two weeks ago

to pick up a stack of letters the kids wrote to him for his trip.

He was supposed to get on a plane to Greenland the next day.

Ryan : We got an ID on the building, 79th and Amsterdam.

Beckett : Right. Tell Lanie that we'll meet her there.

Ryan : Uniforms said the door was unlocked when they got here.

Ryan : - Either the victim left it that way or... - Or the killer had a key.

Beckett : All right. Talk to the neighbors. See if Fletcher had any regular visitors.

Beckett : But first, I'm thinking our vic might've been a squirrel.

- Mmm. I'll check the bedroom. - I'm sorry, "a squirrel"?

Beckett : Likes to hide his nuts for the winter.

Castle : - And by "nuts," you mean... - Valuables, secrets.

Beckett : Anything a guy living a lie wouldn't want someone to find.

Castle : Oh, yeah.

- But with, like, a winterland twist. - Hmm.


Ted : You know, at first I was really bummed

Ted : About getting rid of all my stuff.

Ted : But seeing how happy it makes you... totally worth it.

Robin : Mm, that's kind of how I feel when I begrudgingly

Have sex with you when I'm really tired.

Ted : Exactly. Sometimes you gotta take one for the team.

Ted : Well, sit.

Ted : Sit, yeah.

Ted : So you never keep anything your ex-boyfriends gave you?

Ted : Nope.

Robin : Well, except for my dogs.


Let's go in for this beautiful crab.


Ted : I missed a skateboarding dog?

Robin : Yeah, but that wasn't the crazy part.

Ted : It wasn't?

Zoey : Truth or dare?

Marshall : Awesome. Well, Lily doesn't let me do truths.

Marshall : So, dare.

Zoey : I dare you to send a picture of your junk

Zoey : to a complete stranger.

Marshall : Best idea ever!

Marshall : Worst idea ever!

Marshall : My junk ended up in some stranger's pocket.

Marshall : If there phone was on vibrate, I basically dry-humped them.

Zoey : Everybody shout out random numbers.

Blitz : 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42!

Zoey : And... send!

Ted : Wait. Blitz was there, too?

Lily : The Gentleman!

Blitz : I was there for the whole thing.

Blitz : Something inside me just said

Grand Theft Auto can wait a night.

Barney : It was legen...

Barney : Wait for Ted to leave, cause he's now The Blitz...


The whole Nitro Circus crew is pumped to meet you.

Roman : Aaron's going with us.

- Can you believe that? - No.

Going to Nitro, baby.

That's awesome.

I'm so excited to go to New York.

This is amazing.

Nitro Circus does the craziest stunts ever

so I am psyched to go.

music playing

You guys ready for some fun?

- Yeah. - Of course.

Let's go see Wheelz.

- Hi. - Hey.

How was your trip?

Angelo : Cool.

So did you check out the ramps yet?

No, I haven't yet.

- Oh, no? - Yeah, you want to roll out there?

Uh, sure.

laughter

You got to see this, man.

It's something to see.

music playing

Roman : This sweet or what?

Angelo : These people are crazy.

Oh, my goodness.

I'm at Nitro Circus.

The mega ramp is crazy huge.

That's like two million of me trying to get up there,

that's how high I think it is.


- Okay.

- Whoa.

That is the best beef stew I've ever tasted, right here.

The beef is so tender and the caramelized onions

combined with that sheermal is sweet, so

it's savory, and sweet, and spicy, and heavy, oily,

in one bite.

And we're gonna take it with some of that brain there guys.

The beef brain all over that sheermal naan.

Sweet and saffron and the caramelized onions.

That right there.


Oh!

Leonard : Sh...

Ooh.

Leonard : Ah.

Leonard : You want to decorate it tonight?

Penny : Yeah, with gasoline and a match? Sure.


Izzie : Wait. You think she's secretly ingesting something to produce real symptoms?

Izzie : - Seriously? - Yep. Just run it by Burke.

Cristina : - Tell me what he thinks. - Tell him yourself. He's behind you.

Derek : - Where are we? - OR Two in 30 minutes.

He's prepped, transpo's on the way.

Mrs. Linden : Do you understand that? 21 years!

Derek : - What's that all about? - I haven't got a clue.

Samuel : I love you. I forgive you.

You cheated on me. You cheated on me.

Mrs. Linden : - You do not get to play the martyr. - I got a bullet in my head.

Mrs. Linden : - And that doesn't make us even. - You shot me!

Derek : I think we need to get the police up here right now.

Cristina : She obviously loves the patient role. She practically lives in hospitals.

Cristina : And we're like an imaginary family to her

because her real family blows her off to go take care of other people.

Cristina : - And I saw her take something. - That's not enough.

Burke : We have to rule out everything else.

She lied about her job. She's a pharmacy tech, not a Ph. D.

Burke : So she's a liar. I've been lied to before.

Cristina : - We're not talking about us here. - Maybe we should be.

Cristina : - I didn't lie. - You withheld the truth.

OK, you know what? I remember you breaking things off with me.

Cristina interrupts : You didn't seem so upset about it. This? This is not a relationship.

Cristina interrupts : - This is not real. - Cristina!

OK, and so what's with the big fake display of hurt and drama?


always a good start dip it in a sweet

always a good start dip it in a sweet spicy sauce mmm

spicy sauce mmm

spicy sauce mmm just you like Philippe punchy I'm like

just you like Philippe punchy I'm like

just you like Philippe punchy I'm like I'm very coconutty shrimp tastes fresh

I'm very coconutty shrimp tastes fresh

I'm very coconutty shrimp tastes fresh I'm handed outer shell sprite perfectly

I'm handed outer shell sprite perfectly

I'm handed outer shell sprite perfectly with a nice fragrant coconut flavor I'm

with a nice fragrant coconut flavor I'm

with a nice fragrant coconut flavor I'm really sure it probably perfectly now my

really sure it probably perfectly now my hopes are high for a delicious meal and

hopes are high for a delicious meal and

hopes are high for a delicious meal and let's start with this bat boy this is

let's start with this bat boy this is

let's start with this bat boy this is probably the most unique burger here

probably the most unique burger here

probably the most unique burger here this is the shrimp steak burger

this is the shrimp steak burger

this is the shrimp steak burger beautiful bun lettuce tomatoes onions

beautiful bun lettuce tomatoes onions

beautiful bun lettuce tomatoes onions and check this out shrimp on this

and check this out shrimp on this

and check this out shrimp on this massive steak of a burger look how thick

massive steak of a burger look how thick that patty is and the shrimp is covered

that patty is and the shrimp is covered

that patty is and the shrimp is covered in some kind of this might be a a sweet

in some kind of this might be a a sweet

in some kind of this might be a a sweet and spicy sauce I think an amazing

and spicy sauce I think an amazing

and spicy sauce I think an amazing looking giant burger this is the

looking giant burger this is the

looking giant burger this is the ultimate surf and turf burger right here

ultimate surf and turf burger right here I mean I've had shrimp burgers now

I mean I've had shrimp burgers now

I mean I've had shrimp burgers now McDonald's in Japan and Korea but never

McDonald's in Japan and Korea but never

McDonald's in Japan and Korea but never shrimps with me on top of a burger


Richard : We're chasing our tails. Get Addison Shepherd!


Stella : And you bought all the tickets. Yeah, yeah.

Ted : Hey, you were right.

Ted : Worst movie-going experience ever.

Ted : Of course, it had nothing to do with the movie.

Stella : I am so sorry that you thought that was a date.

Ted : No, it's fine.

Ted : I got to hang out with you on girls' night out.

Ted : All right, so if you're not allowed to date a patient,

Ted : I'll just... I'll wait until these ten session are up

Ted : And then I'll ask you out then.

Well, then, fair warning :

I'm going to say no.

Ted : Really? I'm getting mixed signals from you.

Ted : I feel like you've been staring at my ass for quite some time.

What, you're married? No.


Phoebe : I know!

Ross : Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer.

It's temporary, but if they like me, it could lead to a full-time job.

Ross : How great would that look on the mailbox? Professor Geller.

Phoebe : Professor and Mrs.

Phoebe : And Mrs.?

Phoebe : You and Ross are still married.


Raj : I don't understand.

Howard : The three of us aren't having this baby.

Howard : Just the two of us.

Sheldon : Oh...

Howard : Okay. Yeah, I get it.

Howard : I'll back off.

Howard : Thanks for understanding.

Bernadette : Of course.

Raj : I'll give you guys some space.

Raj : Let me just get this out of your way.

Howard : You need some help?

Raj : No, I got it.

clattering

grunts

Bernadette : Raj... Raj, wait.

Raj : Please, Bernadette.

Raj : Let me leave with my dignity.


Rachel : Are you kidding?

I can't believe he'd do that to Mo...


are all right unless yeah okay Amelia

are all right unless yeah okay Amelia had a special moment when she first

had a special moment when she first

had a special moment when she first spoke Eduardo had a special moment when

spoke Eduardo had a special moment when

spoke Eduardo had a special moment when he first spoke as soon as you finished

he first spoke as soon as you finished

he first spoke as soon as you finished that chip you're off misses this is your

that chip you're off misses this is your moment this is your day the title of

moment this is your day the title of

moment this is your day the title of this video is baby's first words go do


Good night.


Ross : Oh, bloody hell.

Joey : So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow.

And I'll have my health insurance back in no time.

That's great, but shouldn't you be on the toilet right now?

-What's wrong with you? -Nothing.

Joey : I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before.

And then I passed out...

and I haven't been able to stand up since.


Tyson : Come on, man. Nobody's here. It's just me.

- What'd you do to her, Tyson? - Where are you keeping her?

Tyson : I'm not keeping her anywhere, and I'm not Jerry Tyson.

Tyson : No, no! Come on! No, you can't do this!


Penny : Just a sec.

Theater's above a bowling alley so it's a little noisy...

Penny : ...but it might be the only chance I'll ever get to play Anne Frank.

Penny : And the director is brilliant.

Penny : He uses the bowling sounds as, like, Nazi artillery.

Penny : Okay, great, I'll see you then.

Leonard : - Hello? SHELDON : Okay, step four.

Sheldon : Do you see that small plastic case on my dresser?

Penny : Your dresser? Who is this?

Sheldon : It's Sheldon.

PENNY : Oh, hey, Sheldon. How's San Francisco?

Sheldon : I'm not in San Francisco. I'm on a tra... Were you even listening to me?


Ryan : Gun. It's a Glock 17.

Esposito : You got a permit for this?

Sure do, Ponch. I'm a cop.


Derek : Weiss?

Derek! I've been looking for you!


- Sheldon, I know what I'm doing. - If you knew what you were doing...

Sheldon : ...there wouldn't be a space toilet where my coffee table should be.

Raj : Howard, wait.

Raj : Why don't you use this instead of the PVC to keep the filter assembly in place?

Howard : Because this is not a spare part from the space station.

Howard : This is the thing from the pizza box that keeps the lid from touching the cheese.

Is that what that's for? In India, the lid just touches the cheese.

Raj : We also have rampant poverty and periodic outbreaks of cholera...

Raj : ...so a little cardboard in our cheese is no biggie.


That's great. You happy? Look what you did with your funny, funny form.

Rachel : What? Me? What about you and your "consummated like bunnies" nonsense?

Ross : What are you typing that for? She said we don't get the annulment.

Don't type that. What..

Ross : Stop typing!

Ross : Stop typing!

"Stop typing, stop typing!"


House : Nick is gonna die either way.

Scott : You don't know that. I mean, he's in pain right now, but...

Nick's Graft-Versus-Host is not responding to medication.

That can change.

Maybe he... He'll rally.

Scott : Hey, my Nick is a fighter.

Graft-Versus-Host isn't gonna go away

House : because of Nick's sunny smile and positive outlook.

Claudia : Nick has survived three reoccurrences of his leukemia.

House : He's being torn apart from the inside out.

House : His pain's gonna get worse and worse, until he dies.

House : You're just dragging it out.

House : You have only one decision to make.

You can leave here with one dead son, or two.

House : Tell them.

Wilson : You should let us do this.

No!

Scott : We're not giving up on Nick.


Mama : instead of dumping you for a new family.

Esposito : Is that why you killed her?

Esposito : 'Cause she started running with that other crew?

Mama : I didn't kill her, Detective. I went there, I said my piece, I left.

Mama : And I can prove it.

Castle : This new family,

Castle : they wouldn't happen to live in Spanish Harlem, would they?

Mama : Hell if I know.

Mama : Robyn said she hooked up with them in prison.

Mama : And that they had a "big thing" coming up.

Castle : - Hey. - Hey.

Beckett : How'd it go with Mama?

Oh, her alibi checks out.

She was in a cab by 8 : 15.

And it looks as though Robyn was working with a new crew.

Beckett : I had a really great time earlier.

Castle : Me, too.

Beckett : Is it wrong that I want to kiss you right now?

Castle : So wrong, it's right.

Beckett : - I'm sorry. - For what?


Well, that one is pretty...

...but I just love this fabric.

Sorry.

Don't be. Part of your job is to give your opinions.

Kim : Then I take credit for them. I'm kidding!

Nancy : She is kidding. But don't ever disagree with her again.

Nancy : Okay, now I'm kidding!

Rachel : What a fun office.

Kim : I don't know which one. But I do know I need a cigarette.

Let's take a break, go outside and sort this out when we return.

Kim : -You smoke? -No.


cayenne pepper if you wish at this point what I like to do is basically towards

what I like to do is basically towards

what I like to do is basically towards the end but a bit more lime juice solids

the end but a bit more lime juice solids can like you know start to chemically

can like you know start to chemically

can like you know start to chemically cook it I am vlogging but this is the

cook it I am vlogging but this is the

cook it I am vlogging but this is the either behind the crew this is the crew

either behind the crew this is the crew

either behind the crew this is the crew so they're filming also for

so they're filming also for

so they're filming also for oh okay okay so yeah well I will have

oh okay okay so yeah well I will have

oh okay okay so yeah well I will have theirs below in the description box

theirs below in the description box

theirs below in the description box below also but they're also filming the

below also but they're also filming the

below also but they're also filming the recipe so or its feels like a studio

recipe so or its feels like a studio

recipe so or its feels like a studio home cooking yeah everything at the same

home cooking yeah everything at the same time it's great

time it's great

time it's great we call this too much as haha it's

we call this too much as haha it's

we call this too much as haha it's basically just like a no have it nice

basically just like a no have it nice

basically just like a no have it nice and tight it's going to chuckle grill it

and tight it's going to chuckle grill it charcoal and it's nice and cooked and

charcoal and it's nice and cooked and

charcoal and it's nice and cooked and juicy crispy outside juice on inside so


a lecture she's officially again first

a lecture she's officially again first my five can get five on the belly that's

my five can get five on the belly that's the first time five

the first time five

the first time five [Music]

[Music]

[Music] let me set a minute thank you I enjoyed

let me set a minute thank you I enjoyed

let me set a minute thank you I enjoyed [Laughter]

ready no you ready son let's go you


tender and juicy and fatty that is I

tender and juicy and fatty that is I don't know if two is gonna be enough oh

don't know if two is gonna be enough oh

don't know if two is gonna be enough oh they just falls right off the bone no

they just falls right off the bone no

they just falls right off the bone no struggle

absolutely delicious yeah it's unreal

absolutely delicious yeah it's unreal

absolutely delicious yeah it's unreal you can't even believe it it's so tender

you can't even believe it it's so tender it melts in your mouth it's so juicy

it melts in your mouth it's so juicy

it melts in your mouth it's so juicy it's one of the juiciest things you

it's one of the juiciest things you

it's one of the juiciest things you could possibly bite down on and it

could possibly bite down on and it

could possibly bite down on and it literally just falls apart but then

literally just falls apart but then

literally just falls apart but then you've got that crunchy crust with all

you've got that crunchy crust with all

you've got that crunchy crust with all of that spice on there you can taste the

of that spice on there you can taste the pepper you can taste how it's just

pepper you can taste how it's just

pepper you can taste how it's just smoked caked on there this does not need

smoked caked on there this does not need any sauce because it's just fully

any sauce because it's just fully

any sauce because it's just fully embedded into the smoke you actually

embedded into the smoke you actually

embedded into the smoke you actually have to be careful yeah yeah you got to

have to be careful yeah yeah you got to

have to be careful yeah yeah you got to hold it up great so it has sort of

hold it up great so it has sort of

hold it up great so it has sort of sitting on the bone it will slide under

sitting on the bone it will slide under

sitting on the bone it will slide under it will just fall right slide up take

it will just fall right slide up take

it will just fall right slide up take one more bite I gotta get back to work


Hey. You don't feel...

...like you're gonna throw up, do you? - No.

Ross : Well, I do. So let's...

Ross : So, Ben, you...


Penny : but the other nine are on you.

chuckles

Wil : Thanks a lot, caller.

Wil : You know that the movie actually has

Sheldon : a little bit of a cult following.

Leonard : Really? Yeah.

Wil : I was at a science-fiction convention,

Wil : and I saw a woman dressed as your half-ape character.

Leonard : Oh, if she was

Leonard : with an Indian guy dressed like a banana,

Leonard : that was just my friends, Howard and Raj.

Wil : All right, it's time for a very special guest caller,

Wil : a friend of mine, who you probably know

Wil : as the director of such movies as Clerks,

Wil : or from podcasts and books

Wil : where he often reminds you that he's the guy

who directed Clerks.

Wil : Hello, Kevin Smith.

KEVIN : Hey, man, yo, is everything okay, Wil?

'Cause it's been, like, two minutes

Kevn : and you haven't even brought up Stand By Me.

Hey, Kevin!

Penny : It's really exciting to talk to you.

Leonard : It really is.

Kevin : Oh, you guys are very sweet. So, Penny, listen,

Kevin : I saw your movie.

Penny : Oh, wow. I wish it was better.

Wil : Oh, don't worry about it.

Wil : Have you seen some of Kevin's films?


Mrs. Heit, it's time.

We need to operate before you lose any more blood,

Bailey : or your bowels start to die.

Just wait until Dr. O'Malley finds my son. Please.


Group : âª happy birthday

Oh... âª to you


Dr. Montgomery-Shepherd?

What are we going to do? I mean, about Dr. Bailey.

George : Can we drug her?

Addison : - Against her will? - No. Well... yes.

I mean, can't we force her to push?

lf... Declare her temporarily insane?

Addison lets out a noise of frustration : You want me to declare Miranda Bailey, Miranda... Bailey, incompetent?

Addison lets out a noise of frustration : Do you think that will help?

Do you think it will make her more inclined, comfortable giving birth?

George : - I don't know. - Do you think I'm not doing

Addison interrupts : everything I can to help her?

Addison interrupts : Do you think I'm just out here because I needed a little me-time?

George : - I'm just asking. - Stop asking!

Addison yells : No matter what you ask, I don't know.

I am doing everything I can. Everything I can.

Addison yells : Miranda Bailey's husband is in mortal danger, actual mortal danger.

Addison yells : There's not a lot I can say to comfort her

Addison yells : because there's not a lot anybody can say to comfort me.

Addison yells : I'm doing my best. Dr. Bailey is doing her best.

Addison yells : And I need you to do your best and I need it to be better

Addison yells : than standing here asking me the world's stupidest questions!

Addison yells : I don't know, O'Malley!


this is a pretty pretty good-sized fish

this is a pretty pretty good-sized fish it's deep fried to a crisp you can see

it's deep fried to a crisp you can see

it's deep fried to a crisp you can see how on the skin how all of that marinade

how on the skin how all of that marinade all of that sauce has just crisp if I'd

all of that sauce has just crisp if I'd

all of that sauce has just crisp if I'd onto the surface of that fish it's

onto the surface of that fish it's

onto the surface of that fish it's different just like deep fried on to the

different just like deep fried on to the fish it's a beautiful thing

fish it's a beautiful thing

fish it's a beautiful thing check out this fish let me begin with

check out this fish let me begin with

check out this fish let me begin with this chunk right here and that also

this chunk right here and that also

this chunk right here and that also makes it kind of convenient to just kind

makes it kind of convenient to just kind of get your fingers in there and oh it's


Penny : Okay, for the final touch, this is an eyelash-curler.

Penny : You just place it on your lashes and squeeze it closed.

Amy : Oh. I don't know.


Why?

I realize I don't have any right to start getting parent-y on you now.


Marshall : I think that's just called a dog.

Lily : Where's the poop, Robin?

Robin : Fine. I called Don again.

Robin : Hey, Don! It's Robin again.

Robin : Look, I am sorry for all the calls. It's just, I saw you on the news,

Robin : and it made me a little crazy for a minute.

Robin : I guess I wasn't as over our breakup as I thought.

Robin : But I want to say, from the bottom of my heart,

Robin : I am gonna kill you.

Robin : No... No, I'm not.

Robin : I am happy for you.

Robin : And that Asian slut on your Facebook page. She's dead, too.

Lily : I thought you deleted his number.


Is that what that is? laughs

- This is the upstairs.

- [Bryan] Oh, okay.

- Inside, there's the bed.

- [Bryan] Yeah?

Are you helping, Ollie?

Yeah? chuckles

We have two huge things of Legos.

My sister's obsessed with Legos,

so she always puts them to good use.

- Yeah, looks good, huh?

- [Missy] This whole room was cleaned earlier,

and now it is a disaster.

We did have a lot of kids over.

- [Ollie] I just destroy it.

- laughs You just destroyed it,

but I know both these boys had something

to do with it being a mess.

In fact, Fin specifically took all the Legos

and jumped them all over the floor.

So it is actually this one's bed time

and Ollie's still playing,

and I did tell him he has to clean it,

the whole play room tonight, before he goes to bed, okay?

- Yeah, I'm building something, though.

- You're building something? That looks pretty cool.

He's building Legos while watching Legos

and having a great time.

laughs Look at the chair!

It is literally a mess in here.


let's not get into the Google

let's not get into the Google conversation again who is Annabelle

conversation again who is Annabelle

conversation again who is Annabelle rubbish and I'll depend of RP did not


men speaking in foreign language

- Spinners, the dumplings,

so he mixed up some flour and some water into a dough,

and spinning it in his hands

to make little spiral shaped little dumplings,

which go directly into the pot of oxtail.

That's gonna just boil down to like a complete dish.

bright energetic music

All of the food is almost ready,

like we are moments before eating,

but he just pulled out the pepper shrimp.

These are freshwater shrimp that he cooked up with,


Taub : What if it's not the platelets, but the glue that holds them together?

Chase : No, thrombin and von Willebrand factor are normal.

House : And knowing too much about each other

House : is exactly why people leave small towns and move to the city.

Taub : And a lot of people choose to stay

Taub : because in return for zero privacy, you get community, connection...

House : Big, red A's for our tunics.

House : Connections are for airports.

House : For people, we have over 300 cable channels.

Foreman : Her photos may be digital,

Thirteen : doesn't mean she couldn't have been exposed to some other toxin.

Thirteen : We should search the apartment.

Eenie, meenie, minie, Thirteen and Tiny.

Taub : This one's locked.

Thirteen : I'm surprised you took the pro-community position.

Taub : I have friends, I like people.

Thirteen : You also like secrets.

You deny it, that sort of proves my point.

Taub : When we're left to our own devices, we make lousy choices.

Taub : Ignore it.

Stuart : I can hear you in there. Open the door or I'm calling the cops.

Taub : We're four stories up, but there's a fire escape on the other wall.

Taub : The ledge might be wide enough...

Thirteen : We're doctors. We aren't stealing anything.

Thirteen : We are collecting samples.

Taub : Who are you? The neighbor.

Stuart : Did they say that you could come in here?

Yep. What do you know about Frankie and Taylor?

Stuart : Not much. The guy works a lot, but I see Frankie around.

Stuart : We argue a few times a week, and then we go back about our business.


House : You are clueless and naive.

House : I have to tell her that she's wrong because no one else will.

House : She's the boss,

House : which means she's surrounded by morons

House : who are either afraid of her,

House : or they want to kiss up to her, or they want to

Colleen : kiss her.

Colleen : But not you.

House : I already kissed her,

House : and I respect her enough not to treat her like

House : some tender blossom who needs to be coddled.

Zack : Makes sense to me.

Colleen : That's what you think you did?

Zack : Yeah, totally.

You?

Zack : No, I didn't punch her.


Penny : No, I know.

Penny : I know what you meant. It's just this is only our first date.

Leonard : Okay. Sure. No problem.

Leonard : Why don't we just figure out where we're going...

...and when we want to get there?

Leonard : And then rate of speed equals distance over time.

Leonard : Solve for R.

Penny : Or we could just wing it.

Leonard : That might work too.

- Good night, Leonard. - Good night.

Raj : He's coming. Screen saver.

Howard : Oh, hey, Leonard.

Howard : - How was your date? - Bite me.

Leonard : Sheldon, how could you just sit there and let them spy on me?


music alright we are now at lunch and

music alright we are now at lunch and all he wants to vlog basically he's

all he wants to vlog basically he's

all he wants to vlog basically he's saying he did really good at church he

saying he did really good at church he

saying he did really good at church he didn't want me to leave but he was happy

didn't want me to leave but he was happy and now he gets a power into a ton of

and now he gets a power into a ton of

and now he gets a power into a ton of Circa we told the kids that they did

Circa we told the kids that they did

Circa we told the kids that they did good we take him to a toy store

good we take him to a toy store

good we take him to a toy store sound good okay but first before we do

sound good okay but first before we do

sound good okay but first before we do that we got to grab some lunch so we are

that we got to grab some lunch so we are at what are you dipping your chip in

at what are you dipping your chip in

at what are you dipping your chip in applesauce

what do you think he's never dipped


Alexa you Avery page here's mommy page 3 page is the man who invent

page is the man who invent

page is the man who invent Google subbu laddie page cake I did I

Google subbu laddie page cake I did I

Google subbu laddie page cake I did I tell you even know and he's eaten

tell you even know and he's eaten

tell you even know and he's eaten sweetened or not know why are you given

sweetened or not know why are you given

sweetened or not know why are you given Suikoden Oi how do you not know not

Suikoden Oi how do you not know not

Suikoden Oi how do you not know not norwich how do you not know that if

norwich how do you not know that if

norwich how do you not know that if you're so cool less and less your eyes

you're so cool less and less your eyes

you're so cool less and less your eyes you messing with your eyes i'm not doing

you messing with your eyes i'm not doing anything what anyone's eyes glasses

anything what anyone's eyes glasses

anything what anyone's eyes glasses [Music]

[Music]

[Music] together we're stronger


You guys should let us know down below in the comments,

what should we do next with handcuffs.

- [Missy] Yes.

- Let us know down below in the comments

and we'll choose your suggestions for the next set of ideas.

Look at my hand. - Honestly, so fun.


I lost my password.

That's great, cara.

I don't know yet. I lost my password.

I don't know how I lost it!

This stuff happens!

Oh. Ohh! You're one to talk.

You misplace stuff all the time.


House : it'd be dangerous to give his kidney to someone else.

Wilson : More dangerous than complete renal failure? My patient needs this now.

Why do you want to give away your kidney?

Benjamin dressed Up, Ready To Go : There are 70,000 people in this country

Benjamin dressed Up, Ready To Go : on the active Waiting list for a kidney,

Benjamin dressed Up, Ready To Go : and less than 10,000 dead people a year to give them one.

House : Yeah, if only We could kill 60,000 more people a year,

House : all would be golden.

Benjamin : I'll give you your money.

House : See? Crazy.

Foreman : Being a live donor has risks.

I looked ii up. The risk is one in 4,000. I could die during surgery.

Benjamin : Which means if I don't donate,

Benjamin : I'm valuing my life at 4,000 times someone else's.

Benjamin : It's not like I want to be cut open

Benjamin : and have a part of me taken out,

Benjamin : but I've got two, and this woman has none. She'll die without it.

Wilson : Perfectly logical.

House : People with mental deficiency can be logical.

House : Just like sane people can be illogical.

Foreman : This kidney thing is the only evidence you have that he's sick.

I'm going to let him be a donor.

Benjamin : Dr. House, it's not a symptom.

Benjamin : Come back after you're convinced that I'm healthy,

Benjamin : and I will give you your money.

Thirteen : No, you won't.

House : We have time for one more test before we move him.


Foreman : You're a good doctor.

Foreman : I've seen what you're capable of.

Foreman : You're fast, you're decisive, and you're bold.

Foreman : Those are not the qualities of someone who needs to steal a test.

Foreman : There's nothing on it you don't already know,

Foreman : you just need to know you know it.

Taub : Keep talking.

Foreman : We need you on the team.

Foreman : So we're gonna sit here and take another practice test,

Foreman : and we're gonna keep taking them until you've kicked its ass.

Foreman : You can do this. You feel me?

Yeah!

Taub : I feel like we just buried a hooker in the desert.

Foreman : There'll definitely be another time

Foreman : to rise up and turn things around.

Foreman : You'll come back from it.

Taub : Next time.


Jason : it's over.

Jason : Thanks for trying.


Barney : No, we don't know where it is.

Regis Philbin Taking Barney by the collar : Listen, blondie! Don't mess with me! Daddy needs his meat.

Barney : I don't know where it is, Regis, I swear!

Regis Philbin To Marshall : What about you, Lurch? And what about you, satchel-mouth?

Regis Philbin To Marshall : Satchel-mouth?

Regis Philbin To Marshall : This is my cell. You find that burger, you call me day or night.

Okay, Regis, we will, we will.

All right, so what are you waiting for? Get out and find the burger!

- All right, all right. Let's go, all of you!


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Sheldon : Hello. Oh!

Amy : What are you doing here?

Sheldon : When last we spoke, you said you needed time.