hold down a long-term relationship as

hold down a long-term relationship as you struggle because this situation so

you struggle because this situation so

you struggle because this situation so unique

unique

unique yeah it's been quite difficult to find

yeah it's been quite difficult to find

yeah it's been quite difficult to find somebody that gets it because obviously

somebody that gets it because obviously

somebody that gets it because obviously it's been seven years and I'm working so

it's been seven years and I'm working so closely with David and he's really the

closely with David and he's really the

closely with David and he's really the only person that gets it fully so it has

only person that gets it fully so it has been tricky to try and find somebody

been tricky to try and find somebody

been tricky to try and find somebody that really fully understands and can

that really fully understands and can

that really fully understands and can put up with that kind of thing there is

put up with that kind of thing there is

put up with that kind of thing there is it's one of those jobs where it's not

it's one of those jobs where it's not

it's one of those jobs where it's not just a job it's like a lifestyle almost

just a job it's like a lifestyle almost

just a job it's like a lifestyle almost yeah and you guys just in it together

yeah and you guys just in it together

yeah and you guys just in it together and there's no answer really that is in

and there's no answer really that is in

and there's no answer really that is in it with you so now it must be difficult

sparked video 3 well I think we were to

sparked video 3 well I think we were to

sparked video 3 well I think we were to bring in and some more talent I think

bring in and some more talent I think

bring in and some more talent I think really helped to return investment I

really helped to return investment I

really helped to return investment I kind of think Zoey go to the drain one

kind of think Zoey go to the drain one

kind of think Zoey go to the drain one to notice the amazing and sometimes if


Lily, this is nuts.

How many credit cards do you have?


- How long have you been there? - Long enough.

You've been playing our little game all day. But what I just saw...

Colin : ...that was real. The question about the sutures,

Colin : that was from my paper you helped me write.

Colin : You already knew the answer.

The Cristina Yang I knew was concerned with excellence.

She would never play helpless girl, trying to build up a grown man's ego.

Colin : What has become of you?

Cristina : I've learned that sometimes you have to think about other people.

Colin : - You compromised yourself. - No.

Colin : I'm going home. You're right. It's senseless coming here,

Colin : chasing after a job that was beneath me, just so I could be near a woman who...

Colin : ...a woman who apparently no longer exists.

Colin : Best of luck with the wedding.


Cristina singing : Oh, gross.

~ E, F, G

~ This really couldn't suck any worse...

Dr. Yang?

- Oh, uh, Dr. Webber. - What's that smell?

Uh, it's feces. It's baby feces. We've had an incident, sir.

Richard : Are you having trouble with the diaper, Yang?


come on mate

and it's bad placement

they just face it

he's gonna get annoyed there


yeah but now they're they're thinking

yeah but now they're they're thinking that it might not be enough for the

that it might not be enough for the

that it might not be enough for the amount of guests because yes might even

amount of guests because yes might even

amount of guests because yes might even like rise right yeah more and more

like rise right yeah more and more

like rise right yeah more and more people might know maybe 2,000 people

people might know maybe 2,000 people

people might know maybe 2,000 people will come and so they might need to make

will come and so they might need to make another start making these mother and

another start making these mother and

another start making these mother and another at least one more pan just

another at least one more pan just

another at least one more pan just completely drenched you could wring my


Robin : Ted really did love Zoey for a minute there.

Robin : Didn't he?

Barney : He did.

Barney : She loved him, too.

Barney : Didn't she?

Robin : Yeah, she did.

Lily : Smith and Ninth Street.

Jake : Let me show you some of the gut-wrenching environmental atrocities

Jake : that we were working to stop, okay?

Jake : Here, pop quiz.

Jake : What is that?

Marshall : That's a seal.

Jake : A bloated seal corpse rotting in industrial waste.

Jake : Now, wait till you see what we found

Jake : when we cut him open.


Leonard : Hey.

Sheldon : What are you trying to pull?

Sheldon : The president of science isn't in here.

Leonard : You lie down, he'll be here in a minute.

Leonard : Okay.

Leonard : Hey, I thought you were trying to trick me.

Penny : Now, you just get comfortable.

Sheldon : No, no, comfort is the enemy.

Sheldon : You know what's comfortable?

Sheldon : Slippers and blankets and panda bears.

Sheldon : Imagine a panda bear with Richard Feynman's face on it.

Sheldon : Warm up the car, Leonard, it's poster time.

Leonard : Maybe in the morning.

Penny : Yeah, you get some sleep.

Sheldon : No, I don't want to go to sleep-- you can't make me.

Penny : You're right, we can't.

Sheldon : Yeah, darn straight, you can't.

Sheldon : Try to tell a grown man to go to sleep...

âª Soft kitty âª

âª Warm kitty âª


Ted : In may of 2007, aunt lily and uncle marshall got married

Ted 2030 : At the historic van smoot house in upstate new york.

Robin : Wow, it's beautiful, lily.

Lily : Yeah.

Lily : It's just how I always pictured it.

Ted : Well, that was a load of crap.

You see, kids, when you get married,

You learn a hard lesson.

The wedding you set out to have

Is almost never the wedding you end up with.

Lily : So, we've decided

Lily : On a small, outdoor wedding,

Lily : Just family and close friends.

Lily : No more than 25 people

Lily : In a beautiful garden somewhere,

Lily : Maybe an acoustic guitar playing

Lily : While we walk down the aisle.

Barney : And maybe you already know someone who went down

Barney : To the courthouse and registered as an officiant

Barney : So that he or she... he... Could perform the ceremony.

Robin : But you hate marriage.

Robin : Why do you want to perform the ceremony?

Barney : Because it subtly implants in the mind of every woman there


Ross : I want to take my tongue and

Joey : Say it.

Joey : Say it!

Ross : run it all over your body...

Ross : ... until you're trembling with

With?

Ross : -Funny story. -You're not gonna believe this.

Chandler : I was always rooting for you two kids to get together.


Look, Jackson's doing it.

[inaudible 00 : 03 : 23]

You all right Caleb? Do you need the toilet?

That festive hit.

This is Jackson's song.


We need to get her on bypass!

House : We need to keep her here.

If this was a clot, the force of bypass

House : will blow it into her brain, kill her.

Cameron : If we continue CPR, she'll lose blood flow,

Cameron : which will cause brain damage.

Esteban : What caused the heart to stop?

House : Let's assume it wasn't human error.

Foreman : I didn't nick an artery, it just stopped.

I said let's assume.

Cameron : The only other option is electrical instability.

Foreman : No ST segment changes.

Foreman : We need to tell the husband.

House : Tell him what? We have no idea what happened.

House?


Chloramphenicol isn't working.

House : What dose did you give her?

Chase : Yeah, maybe Chase screwed up.

Chase : You always end up there.

Chase : Just getting a jump on it.

Chase : I doubled her up.

House : The infection's morphed.

House : It's moved into her muscle sheath.

Foreman : Necrotizing fasciitis?

Cameron : That's impervious to drugs.

House : The only treatment is to cut away the infected area.

House : So, we amputate.

Cameron : Arm and leg?

CAMERON : We can't cut a six-year-old kid in half

Cameron : without a confirmed diagnosis.

House : Moves too quickly, and we waited too long.

House : We don't have time for a culture.

Cameron : We can at least observe her for a few hours,

Cameron : confirm the rash is spreading.

House : It spreads, she dies.

Foreman : You're talking about crippling her.

Chase : We're not even certain this was an infection.

House : Right! She's six! She's cute!

House : She can't have flesh-eating bacteria!

House : It's just wrong!

House : Let's cure her with sunshine and puppies.

House : Cute kids die of terrible illnesses, innocent doctors go to jail,

and it's because cowards like you

House : won't stand up and do what's required.

House : You can sit around and moan about who's the bigger weakling.

I'm going to go do my job.


Raj : ...mixer for grad students and faculty...

Raj : ...of the Science and Humanities Departments.

Raj : Whether you split atoms or infinitives, this is the place to be."

Sheldon : Well, that's certainly amusing...

Sheldon : ...but I have no interest.

Raj : Come on, Sheldon.

Raj : The world is filled with people doing things outside.

Raj : Let's go outside. Outside is good.

Sheldon : If outside is so good...

Sheldon : ...why has mankind spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside?

Raj : I don't know. It's a marketing scheme.

Raj : Please, Sheldon, I'm a young, virile visitor from a foreign land...

Raj : ...and I need to strut my stuff.

Sheldon : Let me offer you a compromise.


House : Nice idea. Even has a metaphor in it.

House : Not worth more than my honor, but delightful all the same.

Park : I'm not going to lose.

Park : My college roommate is the editor of the Yale Law Review.

Park : She's writing my opening statement.

Well, then you'll be eloquent in your loss.

House : This case boils down to, "He said, she said."

House : He said, "I've been working at this hospital for 15 years

"and I am taking self-improvement classes."

House : She said, "I've been a fellow for two months

"and I'm kind of weird."

Park : No, he said, "I'm a drunk idiot

"who thinks he can grab girls' behinds

"without ramifications"

Adams : Wait, he was drunk? In the hospital?

Park : I already told Foreman he'd been drinking that night.

House : Andrews was taking sexual harassment classes, not AA.

House : That means he didn't get in trouble for drinking.

House : Which means that Foreman signed off on it,

House : which means that he set all the wheels in motion.

House : Forget that. Wild speculation. Go do the EP study.


Raj : That was my last hope.

I'm gonna be deported. Sent home in disgrace.

Raj : Exposed to the sardonic barbs of my cousin Sanjay.

Raj : Or as you may know him, Dave from AT&T Customer Service.


At that moment,

Barney suddenly saw his childhood

more clearly than he ever had before.

Basketball coatch : I'm sorry, but your son can't be on the team.


Leonard : You got one for good luck.

Leonard : I'll get it.


Marshall : - I really do, don't I? - Yeah.

Barney : So, Robin, tell me about your day,

Barney : and not just what happened, how you felt about what happened.

Ted : What?

Barney : I'm not looking to problem-solve, I'm just looking to listen.


Rachel : The job is in Paris.

Joey : I mean, this soap opera is a great gig...

Joey : ...but am I missing opportunities?

Joey : You know, I've always thought of myself as a serious actor.

Joey : Should I be trying to do more independent movies?

Chandler : I don't know.

Joey : But you know what? I'm gonna put you on with my bear.


Janice : Hey there, Ross!


- You find this amusing? - You don't?

Cristina : You know what? I can't help you.

I cannot help you if you don't want to eat.

If you're going to keep on crying...

Cristina : Then eat.


SNAPS FINGER Ah! Trick question.

Castle : Pierre was a Trappist monk.

Castle : He took a vow of silence. He never spoke.

Castle : Boom! Believe it's me now, Emma?

Because I can play Richard Castle trivia with you all day. I will crush you.

Emma : Okay, it's you.

Castle : So let me ask you a few questions...

Emma : No, no, no, no, no, no. Not on the phone.

Emma : The cops are listening.

So?

Emma : So, I don't trust them, okay?

Emma : Just come inside the dental office and we can talk here.

- You've gotta be kidding. - Hey!

Emma : Shut up!

Castle : Look, Emma...

Emma : We need to speak face to face. Do you hear me?

Emma : It is the only way.

Castle : Okay, but only if you send out Suki and her mother. Deal?

Deal. Be outside in five minutes.

SIGHING Oh, God. Castle, what the hell were you thinking?

Castle : I have no idea. Honestly, I didn't think she would take the deal.

But, look, hey, she's a fan. Okay? I know my fans. She won't hurt me.

Roman : You don't know that.

Castle : I'm not blind to the risks,

Castle : but I already got her to give up a little girl and her mother.

Castle : I can reach her.

Right? Maybe even get her to surrender?

Castle : So let me go in.


Lucy by text : Sorry, auto-correct.

That was supposed to say "I like sports."

Leonard : I never wanted to play the cello.

Leonard : How do you meet girls playing the cello?

"Hey, wanna come over to my house and hear me play an instrument...

...that sounds like a suicidal bumblebee?"

Howard : Quick, pull the fire alarm, let's get out of here.


Castle : A mistake that Sophie tried to repeat. Or maybe she succeeded.

Greg : No. When I saw her, I freaked. I shoved her away, she fell on the floor.

Greg : That must've been when her earring came off.

Greg : Before I could do anything else, she ran out the door.

Greg : I mean, it all happened so fast, it didn't even seem like it was real.

Beckett : Why didn't you say anything when you found out that Sophie was murdered?

Greg : Because I knew how it would sound.

Castle : Pretty much like it sounds right now. Like a lie.

Greg : Okay, that's it. I want him gone.

Greg : He's clearly got it out for me

Castle : I'm not the murder suspect here.

Greg : I am done answering questions until he is gone.

Castle : - You don't make demands here, Greg. - Castle.

Beckett : Go and see if Ryan and Esposito have come back with the forensics

Beckett : from Greg's hotel room.

Beckett : Now walk me through what happened again.


very meaty you can taste the onions in

very meaty you can taste the onions in there yeah how is that overdue I don't

there yeah how is that overdue I don't

there yeah how is that overdue I don't know whether I'll have the beet but the

it's a little hot by thinking an


down the market and right before

our huge Nasi Padang feast,

we found a classic dish from Padang, the sate Padang,

grilled beef or chicken skewers over top

of boiled rice floured lontong,

covered in a specialty Padang sauce

made or beef and organ broth, turmeric, ginger,

garlic, cumin, curry powder and salt.

It's the perfect street snack from Padang.

- Wow!

Sate?

- [Women] Sate.

- Sate.


meeting that chicken sandwich let's go

meeting that chicken sandwich let's go these truffle mushroom burger heck yeah

these truffle mushroom burger heck yeah

these truffle mushroom burger heck yeah whoo the Kogi Walker this is interesting

whoo the Kogi Walker this is interesting wat throat Cheeseman so there's like a

wat throat Cheeseman so there's like a

wat throat Cheeseman so there's like a four cheese Walker I'm thinking oh sweet

four cheese Walker I'm thinking oh sweet garlic burger for three dollars this is

garlic burger for three dollars this is

garlic burger for three dollars this is insane this is a 21 centimeter cheese

insane this is a 21 centimeter cheese

insane this is a 21 centimeter cheese steak for $1 coconut shrimp a Burger

steak for $1 coconut shrimp a Burger

steak for $1 coconut shrimp a Burger King yeah way more condensed in my

King yeah way more condensed in my

King yeah way more condensed in my McDonald's receipt

McDonald's receipt

McDonald's receipt [Music]

Wow I got all my burgers and all my side dishes I think I'm Way more excited

dishes I think I'm Way more excited

dishes I think I'm Way more excited about burger team that I am about

about burger team that I am about

about burger team that I am about McDonald's look at this stuff I got

McDonald's look at this stuff I got

McDonald's look at this stuff I got seven burgers and these are burgers I

seven burgers and these are burgers I

seven burgers and these are burgers I think are completely we also got some

think are completely we also got some

think are completely we also got some side dishes coleslaw coconut shrimp I

side dishes coleslaw coconut shrimp I

side dishes coleslaw coconut shrimp I got to get started with this thing this

got to get started with this thing this

got to get started with this thing this is a 21 centimeter cheese stick that

is a 21 centimeter cheese stick that

is a 21 centimeter cheese stick that that cost $1 so basically an 8 inch

that cost $1 so basically an 8 inch

that cost $1 so basically an 8 inch fried piece of cheese I mean it's just a

fried piece of cheese I mean it's just a cheese stick but at the same time it's a

cheese stick but at the same time it's a long cheese stick so


House : Good morning. Hardly.

Cuddy : One of my PAs quit an hour ago,

Cuddy : and I have to reshuffle next month's schedule.

House : That's nothing. I woke up in the wrong bed this morning.

Nurse Jeffrey : Any bed you're in is the wrong one.

House : That's not what your mama said. Oh, snap.

Nurse Jeffrey : I'll be going now. To human resources.

House : He started it.

I was in the neighbors' kid's bed.

House : Luckily, Esteban still likes sleeping with Mommy.

Cuddy : How drunk were you?

About yay drunk.

Cuddy : Are you okay? You shouldn't be drinking at all, much less...

House : You sound just like Esteban's mom.

Cuddy : I need you in the clinic.

House : Sorry, I'm busy.

House : Tell me you have a case. You know, even if you don't.


Jake : I'm sorry about the stench.

Jake : We're suing a factory that's been dumping raw sewage

into a marshland.

Jake : Ten minutes ago,

Jake : I was knee-deep in liquefied human feces.


This is just gonna be two weeks of moping and tedious emo songs...

Sheldon : ...and calling me to come down to pet stores to look at cats.

Sheldon : I don't know if I can take it.


Sheldon : -For what? PENNY : What do you think?

Penny : For doing the same crap he always does, except to a judge.

-He has to stay there until he apologizes. -So tell him to apologize.

Penny : Oh, gee, thanks, Leonard. That didn't occur to me.

If he doesn't apologize by 5 : 00, he's gonna spend the night in jail.

Leonard : Oh, no, that's terrible. The line's moving. Gotta go. Bye.

Excuse me. Excuse me, jailor?

Raj : -What? -I need to use the restroom.


"Easter Bunny on a green screen."

- I know, my poor dad, it's like, actually

100 degrees out, he's just like Santa Claus. laugh

- And special thanks to Corbin

for helping us film and get everything organized.

Be sure to check out his channel.

Check out the iCard for last year's Halloween special

and all of the other fun ones that we've done.

It's something we like to do every year,


Joey : I would sooner die in this hellhole than see her back with you!

Richard : That can be arranged.

- Let's reset. - What?! He got me!


what's up little helper loving these

what's up little helper loving these really Luke's organic kale multigrain

really Luke's organic kale multigrain

really Luke's organic kale multigrain chips definitely recommend them

chips definitely recommend them

chips definitely recommend them definitely recommend him gluten free huh

definitely recommend him gluten free huh live in the flexitarian life it's not


I look like barney.

Oh, hey, ted.

Suit and sneakers.

A little ellen degeneres but you pull it off.

I don't have any other shoes

Because you stole them along

With everything else I own in the world.

Where's the truck, barney?

Barney.

People's whose trucks I'm not holding for ransom

Call me barney.

I think you should call me the commodore.

I'm not calling you...

Then you're not getting your stuff back.

Can I please have my stuff back...

The commodore?

No.

Here's the deal,

Ted, you're my bro.

And you're about to become a henpecked,

Beaten down, shell of a man.

So tonight,

We are going to have

One last awesome night together as bros.

It's a bro-ing away party.

A special bro-casion.

A bro-choice rally.

Bro-time at the apollo.


Coonan : to do, you know, the bad stuff that governments like to deny.

Beckett : How'd you hire him?

Coonan : He'd given me the number to his answering service in the Caymans.

Then they provided me with a single-use e-mail address,

a numbered account.

Coonan : E-mailed him the name of his target, wired him the money and waited.

Okay. Here's the deal.

Beckett : You're going to contact Rathborne with a contract on Vong.

You're gonna tell him that the police are taking him to the DA's office

Beckett : for a deposition, that he can't make it there alive.

Coonan : It doesn't work like that.

Coonan : He wants his money up front. It's 100 grand, non-negotiable.

Coonan : A hundred grand? The city is never gonna agree to that.

Look, you wanna catch her killer, the price is 100 grand.

Beckett : I can't just shoot that kind of money out into space

without any hope of getting it back.


she's obviously being some sort of leak

she's obviously being some sort of leak to the core X then you got lucky

to the core X then you got lucky

to the core X then you got lucky it's obviously this was Priscilla was

it's obviously this was Priscilla was

it's obviously this was Priscilla was broken and in this whatever this was a

broken and in this whatever this was a

broken and in this whatever this was a seek crew mattr mattress flew in on a

seek crew mattr mattress flew in on a

seek crew mattr mattress flew in on a helicopter

helicopter

helicopter I call them down we reach the time to

I call them down we reach the time to

I call them down we reach the time to remove this from the stairs and reveal

remove this from the stairs and reveal

remove this from the stairs and reveal how bad the chocolate has gone

[Music]


doesn't involve


Hello?

Hi, ted mosby? We have you

Listed as the emergency contact for barney stinson.

What is it?

Narrator : What it was was this.

I made it. I made it!

Dude, I...

I can't believe you ran all the way up here.

Jeez. Flatter yourself much?

What an ego

On this guy.

Um, I was up in this part of town

Because I had to attend

A very important international business meeting.

If you're here

To come crawling back, just save it.

I'm doing awesome without you.

Even better now, 'cause I can play


stuff hope you do it the first type of

stuff hope you do it the first type of lock I'm going to be vlogging every day

lock I'm going to be vlogging every day

lock I'm going to be vlogging every day that I'm here so hope you enjoy sorry

that I'm here so hope you enjoy sorry

that I'm here so hope you enjoy sorry there's no melee on it water in Jonathan

there's no melee on it water in Jonathan and what we just decided it would be

and what we just decided it would be

and what we just decided it would be easier to do it this way because rather

easier to do it this way because rather

easier to do it this way because rather than me how instead back or forth

than me how instead back or forth

than me how instead back or forth footage which is too complicated so I

footage which is too complicated so I

footage which is too complicated so I hope you liked this vlog sorry I look a

hope you liked this vlog sorry I look a

hope you liked this vlog sorry I look a mess and shiny and wash my face and wash

mess and shiny and wash my face and wash my hair I stink as well seriously stink

my hair I stink as well seriously stink

my hair I stink as well seriously stink like my odor okay thank you for watching


I never really knew them.

Foreman : You got any friends you want me to call?

Lupe : It's the middle of the night.

Lupe : They're not the kind of friends you ask to help you move,

never mind watch you die.

Lupe : I never did much.

Lupe : No kid to leave behind.

When I go, the world's not gonna be any different.

Lupe : Kind of a relief for you, huh?


Robin : Wait, Marshall's helping you save The Arcadian, now?

Zoey : Yeah. Having a former GNB employee

Zoey : on our side is huge for us.

Zoey : GNB is going down. Yeah, totally.

Ted : So, they found water on Mars. What?

Marshall : Listen, um, I hate to go up

Marshall : against my two best friends, but...

Marshall : I really, I really need this right now.

Marshall : I mean, we're, we're cool, right?

Barney : Not only do you quit the job I stuck my neck out to get you,

Barney : now you sabotage the project I'm in charge of?

Barney : Is this because I brushed Lily's boob

Barney : with my elbow, the other day?

Lily : That was on purpose! What now?

Barney : I mean this is really like... Barney, please...

NARRATOR : And thus began an all-out war between Barney and Marshall...

Delivery Guy : Delivery from Mr. Stinson.

Zoey : Barney sent us pictures of himself.

Zoey : Oh, God. What's he doing to that megaphone?!

screams

screams ZOEY : Oh!

laughing

âª Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! âª


Oh.

Chandler : So, in your whole life, you've only been with one?

Oh, boy. Hockey was a big mistake.

There's a bunch of stuff we could've done tonight.

Monica : Okay, I got one.

Monica : Do you remember that vegetarian pate...

Monica : ...that I made that you loved so much?

Monica : Well, unless goose is a vegetable!


Wilson : Put it back.

House : Well, he's not gonna miss it.

Wilson : I'm done enabling. You can't even let them put him in the ground

Wilson : without making it serve your agenda.

House : You really wanna do this in front of everybody?

House : You wanna punish me or them?

Wilson : How can I still feel surprise?

Wilson : You would take even this, a moment of real human grief, and turn it into a farce.

House : Oh, cut the crap. You enjoy what I do.

House : I never had to force you, you like coming along for the ride.

Wilson : Yes, that's why I'm cheering you on now.

House : This is about you needing to be prepared for the worst.


Yeah.

Well, I don't care how hot it is, it's wrong.

Elizabeth : -Stop it. -No, no. It's wrong.

It's naughty.

It's...

taboo.

Elizabeth : Shut the book.


okay yours yeah

okay yours yeah we're gonna go up here and we're gonna

we're gonna go up here and we're gonna

we're gonna go up here and we're gonna ask for a car okay come on

ask for a car okay come on

ask for a car okay come on Eduardo's friend or is up here means to

Eduardo's friend or is up here means to

Eduardo's friend or is up here means to go up here and we need to order we need

go up here and we need to order we need

go up here and we need to order we need to order a car to come and collect our

to order a car to come and collect our

to order a car to come and collect our bikes and everything from our loom yeah

bikes and everything from our loom yeah

bikes and everything from our loom yeah but listen to see one last time see

but listen to see one last time see

but listen to see one last time see dizzy come on we can get it we're gonna

dizzy come on we can get it we're gonna

dizzy come on we can get it we're gonna see I see to see then okay okay this way


for dinner tonight which I'm just

for dinner tonight which I'm just feeding we are having brown rice with

feeding we are having brown rice with

feeding we are having brown rice with basil and tomatoes love this one you

basil and tomatoes love this one you

basil and tomatoes love this one you just mix the battlin tomatoes in and it

just mix the battlin tomatoes in and it

just mix the battlin tomatoes in and it makes it like a caprese salad chicken

makes it like a caprese salad chicken

makes it like a caprese salad chicken breast and mushrooms with coriander

breast and mushrooms with coriander

breast and mushrooms with coriander mustard they're shiitake mushrooms and

mustard they're shiitake mushrooms and

mustard they're shiitake mushrooms and red onion


"A" for effort. There's no point in doing the transplant.

Cameron : Even if he was stable enough, it's obvious that we have no idea what's wrong with him.


me a little buttered toast caramel

me a little buttered toast caramel crunch bro banana chocolate sprinkle

crunch bro banana chocolate sprinkle

crunch bro banana chocolate sprinkle cheese sandwich here's the saying

cheese sandwich here's the saying

cheese sandwich here's the saying goodbye to a year of my life

goodbye to a year of my life

goodbye to a year of my life [Music]

[Music]

[Music] and there are no regrets I think you can


"Ride of the Valkyries" plays

Penny : This ain't no Beyonce.

Todd : Now what?


macerating okay yeah it's actually

macerating okay yeah it's actually mustard um and it's so much light as

mustard um and it's so much light as

mustard um and it's so much light as well I know

well I know

well I know yellow loves well it

yellow loves well it

yellow loves well it doesn't have late but right now it's a

doesn't have late but right now it's a

doesn't have late but right now it's a different kitchen than what I want so

different kitchen than what I want so

different kitchen than what I want so it's not as bright oh yes soon I mean so

it's not as bright oh yes soon I mean so I in my head it's dark but it's

I in my head it's dark but it's

I in my head it's dark but it's obviously not not dark like light that

obviously not not dark like light that

obviously not not dark like light that was a shaker kitchen

was a shaker kitchen

was a shaker kitchen okay just added in the chopped tomatoes

okay just added in the chopped tomatoes

okay just added in the chopped tomatoes and I'm boiling my water for the pasta


and just the organization being it is

and just the organization being it is lots of planning lots of planning yes

lots of planning lots of planning yes

lots of planning lots of planning yes like and just the way everything

like and just the way everything

like and just the way everything functions though like I like I said like

functions though like I like I said like the stations are well set out the chef

the stations are well set out the chef

the stations are well set out the chef knows the management on what the timing

knows the management on what the timing

knows the management on what the timing is important timing is like it's crucial

is important timing is like it's crucial you know because you can't have 3050

you know because you can't have 3050

you know because you can't have 3050 people roll up for the wedding and the

people roll up for the wedding and the

people roll up for the wedding and the food is not ready yet yeah

food is not ready yet yeah

food is not ready yet yeah it's I mean yes yes exactly and not the

it's I mean yes yes exactly and not the

it's I mean yes yes exactly and not the timing is crucial but chef is such a

timing is crucial but chef is such a

timing is crucial but chef is such a calm such a cool guy and he's actually a

calm such a cool guy and he's actually a very well-known chef and yeah in canoe

very well-known chef and yeah in canoe

very well-known chef and yeah in canoe he has some next-level management skills

he has some next-level management skills and like organizing skills fried onion


Castle : otherwise you wouldn't be so desperate.

Castle : So tell me, Charlie, what happened?

Beckett : You and Sam take out a loan

Castle : from an institution that doesn't offer flexible payment plans?

Castle : You borrowed money from the mob,

Castle : that's why you didn't want us sniffing around here.

Castle : What I can't figure out is how could you be so stupid?

Charlie : The banks weren't lending.

Charlie : We needed a cash infusion or else we would've had to fold.

And now the money's gone.

Charlie : You have any idea how bad it is to default on a loan from the mob?


Chandler : Because sometimes after you sleep with someone...

...you have to kill a fish.

Rachel : Chandler, honey...

Dr. Remore : ...I'm sorry.

Rachel : Can we watch Joey's show now, please?


Thirteen : I will. Now.

Kendall : We've been through this. I'm leaving today.

Masters : It's a stupid record.

Kendall : It's not about the record.

Kendall : I used to race against other people.

Kendall : I could have the slowest boat in the fleet and I'd win.

Masters : So it's about being better than everyone else?

Kendall : It has nothing to do with anybody, except me.

Kendall : The other racers would think I was crazy.

Kendall : I'd set off on some tacking angle that made no sense to them

Kendall : because they couldn't see what I saw.

Kendall : I could sense the changes in the wind before they even happened.

Kendall : At the top of the game, you play by different rules.

Masters : Medicine's gonna burn a little bit.


Barney : Since you and robin split, you've been gestating.

Barney : Growing in your cocoon.

Barney : And last night...

Barney : You burst out of that cocoon like a...

Barney : Like a majestic, uh...

Barney : Gosh, what is it that comes out of a cocoon?

Barney : I was always bad at science.

He's going to say it!

Ted : A butterfly?

Gael : What?

Barney : Nothing, buddy.

Ow! Why did that hurt so...?

Ooh. Ooh.

Ted : Oh, my god!

I have a tattoo!

Barney : Oh, that's not a tattoo.

Barney : That, dear boy, is a tramp stamp.

Barney : A tramp stamp.

You know, a ho tag.

Barney : Ass antlers.

Barney : A panama city license plate.

Ted : And suddenly, it all came back to me.

Barney : Dary!

Barney : Legendary!

Man, I am so winning this breakup.


right now this is a greatest food park

right now this is a greatest food park ever they do take credit cards here


Foreman : Your boyfriend has me at even odds.

Cameron : So talk to him.

Foreman : I did. He said he's just responding to market forces.

He is. I got 100 on you.


taps Oh, there it is.

Wow.

speaks foreign language There it is.

Wow, look at that.

Oh, it's splattering.


Elle : She said no one's ever treated her that way before.

Beckett : Did she tell you anything else about him?

Beckett : The way he looked? Where they met?

Elle : No. All she said was he was every woman's fairy tale.

Elle : Rich, handsome, and generous.

Some fairy tale. I'll tell you this much,

Castle : there's a lot more to this story than an affair with a married man.

Beckett : Maybe, but we won't know what until we find him.

Beckett : Get on her phone records. See if you can ID this guy.

Ryan : Yeah, I'll have them pull her emails, too.

Castle : Anything on that symbol yet?

Put a call in to the feds.

Ryan : They're running it through their database right now.

What?

Castle : The way he left the body, the time it took.

Whoever did this, he liked it.

Lanie : If she had a boyfriend, nothing happened that night.

Lanie : There are no signs of sexual assault or activity.

Lanie : Death was by strangulation. Looks like a rope or a scarf.

Beckett : Were you able to narrow down a time?


uh-huh yeah 3 Anna's three ways I'm

uh-huh yeah 3 Anna's three ways I'm gonna be good my wife why I might you

gonna be good my wife why I might you

gonna be good my wife why I might you think a bullish no no

hi all right


Actually, I mean, honestly, it's just a mess.

It's not dirty, at least.

There's not food and drinks and stuff.

That's when I can't cope is when...

And it's all in the play room.

I really don't mind if it's in the play room.

When it's all over the house,

I'm like, "Okay, guys! Everyone clean up!"

What do you think?

Is it stressful when the play room's a mess?


Hey, I'm having dinner with my dad tomorrow night. Do you wanna come?

Sure, yeah. He's kind of sexy.

Oh, no, I'll be there too.

So we'll come up with some kind of signal. If it's going well, you can take off.

No, I just need you there for support. I haven't told him that I'm pregnant yet.

Phoebe : Oh. Why not?

Because I know he's gonna flip out, and I hate it when he's angry.

Phoebe : Rachel, this is all so "Papa Don't Preach."

No, Phoeb, wait. He's a scary guy. I mean, one time he caught me smoking.

Rachel : He said if he ever saw me doing that again, he'd make me eat the entire pack.

Wow. Well, I will be there.

Gosh, I'm not gonna let that man make you eat your baby!


Nurse 1 : - 300. Anything? - 27 seconds.

Meredith : Charge to 360.

Meredith : - Come on, Katie. - [Woman] 49 seconds.

Nurse 2 : At 60 seconds, you're supposed to admin another drug.

Meredith : Charge again!

Meredith : Charge again.

Meredith : Charge.

- [beeping] - [Meredith] Anything?

Nurse 1 : I see sinus rhythm.

Nurse 2 : - Blood pressure's coming up. - All right.

Nurse 1 : Pressure's returning. Rate's coming back.

Derek : What the hell happened?

Meredith : She had a seizure and her heart stopped.

- You're monitoring. - I checked.

I got her. Just... just go.

Somebody give me her... Give me her chart, please.

Bailey : You get a 911, you page me immediately.

Bailey : Not in the five minutes it takes you to get to the emergency. Immediately.

You're on my team and if somebody dies, it's my ass. Grey?

Cristina : Meredith?

[- Vaughan Penn : Ready To Rise]

Meredith : If you tell anyone, ever...


Richard : I heard you're having surgery tomorrow.

Do you... Do I know who Meredith is?

Ellis : Do I at least recognize Meredith?

Richard : You know she's someone important. Someone who loves you.

You'll look out for her?

She's got much more to learn and I won't be able to teach her.

Richard : I'll look out for her.

Ellis : I wish I could go back.

Ellis : I'd do everything so differently. I'd fight harder for you.

I think if I'd fought harder for you, maybe...


but you get a plate, you choose which dishes you want.

Maybe, there's like 50 dishes.

You can just see the clay pots going down the table.

So, there's quite a long line,

so we're just waiting in line.

We're gonna get rice,

we're gonna choose our different dishes, and eat.

This is where it gets really tough

because you actually have to make some decisions,

or can we get a little bit of everything.

I don't even think that's possible to fit on a plate.

lively music

This one.

indistinct chattering

Yeah, this one.

I think that's good.

Yes, thank you.

Okay, so I go this side?

Oh, the fried section.

My plate is almost full

but then you move over to this section.

I think this is the fried.

Oh, this is the fried section, right?


Robin : I can't believe my baby sister

Robin : Is planning to lose her virginity

To a douche with a faux-hawk.

Robin : You guys have to help me talk her out of it.

Marshall : Speech to talk a girl out of having sex.

Ted : Yeah, I don't have any of those.

Discouraging premarital sex is against my religion.

Robin : Please? I'm her older sister. I'm supposed to teach her

Robin : How to make good and responsible decisions.

It's 2 : 00 and you've already had three scotch and sodas.

Robin : That's why I need your help.

Ted voix off : Robin convinced katie to stay with her that first night.

Ted voix off : And the next day,

Ted voix off : I took everybody to the empire state building.

Ted : You guys are lucky you came here with an architect.

Ted : Empire state building fun fact number one :

fact number one : When construction began on March 17, 1930, the framework rose

fact number one : At a rate of four and a half stories per week.

fact number one : Four and a half stories per week.


-l'm gonna wait. -The scary pigeon's back?

lt's huge.

l can't believe you live in that building. My grandmother lives in that building!

lda Greene? No sense of personal space...

...kind of smells like chicken, looks like a potato.


Stuart : Yeah, I don't recall any offers.

But, you know, uh, I-I'm glad it worked out the way it did

Stuart : because I got to know this wonderful person.

Howard on phone : Yeah.

Raj : Mrs. Wolowitz was pretty special.

Raj : When I first moved to America,

Raj : Howard was my only friend.

Raj : She made me feel so welcome in her home.

Raj : Which says a lot, because, those first few years,

Raj : she thought I was the gardener.

Penny : Whenever I saw her,

Penny : she'd say I was too skinny and try and feed me.

chuckles

Amy : She did that to me, too.

Penny : Don't take this away from me.

Sheldon : I didn't care for her yelling.

Sheldon : But now that I'm not going to hear it again,

Sheldon : I'm sad.

Nathan Fillion : If you want, I can yell at you later.

Sheldon : It won't be as good.

Leonard : Let's have a toast.

Leonard : To Mrs. Wolowitz.

Leonard : A loving mother...

Leonard : ...to all of us.


It was non-lethal.

Given the detail, looks like it was carved by some kind of razor.

Castle : It's a symbol of some kind.

Beckett : Do you recognize it?

Castle : No, but the killer went through a lot of trouble. It must mean something.

Beckett : It's not easy hanging a body, and she's at least 100 pounds.

I checked in with CSU.

Kevin Ryan : They found prints in the hallway, but the apartment is spotless.

Kevin Ryan : Looks like it's been wiped down.

Esposito : This guy cleaned up after himself.

Castle : He didn't mind taking his time.

Beckett : So the killer knew that the roommate was gonna be out of town.

Beckett : What's the security like in this place?

Ryan : Buzzer on the front door, no doorman or security cameras.

But there's no sign of a forced entry, no sign of a struggle.

Beckett : She knew him.

Beckett : All right, canvass neighboring apartments

Beckett : for anyone that saw or heard anything.

And I wanna know what this symbol means.

Beckett : You know, if Tessa knew our killer,

Beckett : it's possible that her roommate could shed some light on all of this.

Elle : Every time I close my eyes, I see her hanging there.

Beckett : What did she do for a living?

Elle : She was an insurance broker for commercial real estate.

Elle : Kurtzman Insurance.

Did she have a lot of friends?

Elle : She was shy. And a workaholic.

Elle : I practically had to drag her out of the house.

Beckett : So, no boyfriend then?

Elle : Actually, she did start seeing someone. Maybe six weeks ago.

Castle : Do you know who?

Elle : That's the thing. She never did say.


A couple bites of sweet desserts for me

and I'm just about good.

That was a little too sweet for me

but you have to try some traditional desserts.

We're walking back to the bus now

and we are driving back to Manila

and gonna eat some more food.


she's happy that security was like one

she's happy that security was like one of the most stress like wasn't one of

of the most stress like wasn't one of

of the most stress like wasn't one of the most stressful but it was pretty

the most stressful but it was pretty

the most stressful but it was pretty stressful

stressful

stressful I got everything search we're all having

I got everything search we're all having our lunch now you want to introduce

our lunch now you want to introduce

our lunch now you want to introduce yourself but never introduce I'm in a PR

yourself but never introduce I'm in a PR manager for benefit yes so basically

manager for benefit yes so basically

manager for benefit yes so basically what we I can't do too much about what

what we I can't do too much about what

what we I can't do too much about what we're doing but it has to do with

we're doing but it has to do with

we're doing but it has to do with benefit it's a top secret surprise top

benefit it's a top secret surprise top

benefit it's a top secret surprise top secret project what it is to do with

secret project what it is to do with

secret project what it is to do with benefit and oh do you Katerina I got my

benefit and oh do you Katerina I got my

benefit and oh do you Katerina I got my nails painted like benefit colors using

nails painted like benefit colors using

nails painted like benefit colors using [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] our brand the money and I really like

our brand the money and I really like

our brand the money and I really like yours I'd really like to do you didn't

yours I'd really like to do you didn't

yours I'd really like to do you didn't get yours done not yet it's gettin

get yours done not yet it's gettin

get yours done not yet it's gettin uncomfortable now anyway

uncomfortable now anyway

uncomfortable now anyway I ordered like a lamb kofta starter it's

I ordered like a lamb kofta starter it's actually quite small this is what it is

actually quite small this is what it is

actually quite small this is what it is really good so we're going to have this

really good so we're going to have this

really good so we're going to have this before we get on our flight we were

before we get on our flight we were

before we get on our flight we were starving right if I was off to security


are antlers the entire chandelier what

are antlers the entire chandelier what uh what a dining room and then

uh what a dining room and then

uh what a dining room and then everything is cheap wall like around and

everything is cheap wall like around and would vary Romanian forest

would vary Romanian forest

would vary Romanian forest [Music]

there are there bears everywhere


No, not that I think I have you...

Chandler : or think of you as property in any sort of way. I see women...

Monica : Stop it, Chandler.

I'm sorry too.

-Really? -Yeah. Oh, yes.

Monica : We can think of something to do with the room together.

Chandler : Great idea. We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.

Totally.


to how every single bite so far has just been like like all the life-changing


Leonard : The viewing area's right over there.

Sheldon, your girl... Date... Person... Ramona's here.

- Oh, hello. - Oh, sorry I'm late.

I got caught up reading the draft of your latest paper.

Did you enjoy the footnote where I illustrate mirror symmetry by likening it...

Sheldon : - ...to The Flash playing tennis with himself? - So funny.

[LAUGHS]

Ramona : The idea that you might be able to incorporate gravity...

Ramona : ...I have to tell you, I found it physically exhilarating.

Sheldon : My hypotheses tend to have that effect.

Ramona : I'm sorry I didn't bring enough for your friends.

Ramona : I assumed we were going to be alone.


"Million Dollar : Heads or...


You can take big bites. You can scarf it down


- Sheldon, can you grab me a water? - Possibly.

- Can you or can't you? - It's not that simple, Leonard.

Leonard : It never is, is it?

Sheldon : At this moment, our relationship exists...

Sheldon : ...in two mutually contradictory states.

Sheldon : Until you either do not go or go to wil Wheaton's party...

...you are simuItaneously my friend and not my friend.

Sheldon : I'm characterizing this phenomenon as SchrÃ¶dinger's friendship.

- Got it. Can I have my water? - Yeah, of course.


maybe up there yeah there's there's the

maybe up there yeah there's there's the

maybe up there yeah there's there's the movie see it's its feature to the left

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] oh she's standing she's just standing

oh she's standing she's just standing

oh she's standing she's just standing around those shakers yeah they'll make

around those shakers yeah they'll make

around those shakers yeah they'll make her stand because the two hands are


House : General Hospital is on channel 6.

Foreman : Dan's brain's not showing channel 6 right now. Only mush.

House : No epileptiform activity.

Dan : What are you doing? Waiting for C.B.C. and CHEM-7.

House : Good. Run D.N.A. on these.

Cameron : What's this? Parents' coffee cups.


Is that a reindeer?

I don't want to know!

Lily : Hey, look.

Lily : Our old answering machine. Oh, yeah.

Ted : After you left, we, uh, we unplugged it

Ted : Because it reminded marshall

Ted : Of how you used to, you know, leave messages.

Ted : But hey,

Ted : You guys are back together.

Ted : I say we're plugging it back in.


I'm alone and I just bought $15 worth of candy bars. What do you think?

Rachel : -What happened? -I told him I was pregnant.

-He didn't take it so well? -Well, better than you.

-But still not what you want. -Oh?

Yeah. He got all weird and sputtery. Then he said :

"I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch."

Ross : -He sounds swell. -Doesn't he?

You want a little cheering up? Sit down.


So?

Susan : So did you hear?

Ross : Yes, we did. Everything's A-Okay.

Oh, that's so cool!

Susan : It really is.

Susan : Do we know?

Carol : We certainly do. It's going to be a

Hello?

A guy who doesn't wanna know is standing here.


Ryan : - New York. - New York.

Rogan : Let me guess. Lawyer?

Captain Victoria Gates : - Detective. - Detective!

Beckett : Yeah. NYPD.

Rogan : Wow! So, tell me, how does a girl go from

Rogan : picking the lock on Pearl Jam's tour bus

Rogan : so she can steal Eddie Vedder's jean jacket to becoming a cop?

I... SIGHS

You know, I'm sorry. I...

Beckett : You're obviously busy, and I should probably just go.

Um, but if you could just sign this...

Oh, yeah. Of course. Look, I would...

Rogan : I would really love to sign this

dissolution-of-marriage agreement for you.

Great.

But you're gonna have to do something for me first.

Alexis : Okay. Which one?

- The easy one. Which is this one. - LAUGHS

Thank you. Any news from Beckett?

Uh, she texted me a couple of hours ago,

Castle : said she found him, but I haven't heard from her since.

Esposito : Maybe they're catching up.

Castle : Sure. No, sure, they got a lot in common.

Castle : She can talk about all the people she's put in prison,

Castle : and he can talk about all the people he's met in prison.

Um, Alexis? I haven't gained this much daddy weight.

Alexis : That can't be right. I double-checked the size 10 times.

Esposito : Maybe you finally hit that growth spurt you've been waiting on.

- CELLPHONE RINGS - LAUGHS Oh.

Castle : - And that's her. - CELLPHONE BEEPS

Castle : Hey, what's up?


Wilson : I got you three, but I drank them.


Sheldon : the original purpose of the appendix, Leonard?

Sheldon : No.

Sheldon : I do. And yet I'm doomed

Sheldon : while you live on.

Leonard : Funny how things work out, isn't it?

Sheldon : Oh, Lord, I think it's about to burst!

Sheldon : On the other hand,

Sheldon : it might have been the Brussels sprouts.

Leonard : Good night.

Sheldon : Appendicitis.

Sheldon : What a nervous Nelly.


Narrator : Kids, sometimes in life you see someone,

Ted from 2030 : And you just instantly know

Ted from 2030 : This is the person for you.

Ted from 2030 : It can happen anywhere.

Ted from 2030 : Even the waiting room of a tattoo removal clinic.

Ted from 2030 : And that's what happened when I met...

Ted from 2030 : Stella.

Stella : Ah, the butterfly tramp stamp.

Stella : My bread and butter.

Stella : So I'm guessing that the real story

Stella : Involves a bad breakup and some booze.

Stella : Unless it's a gang tattoo,

Stella : In which case, I think it's time to find a new gang.

Ted : No, I just thought it would be cool

Ted : To get a caterpillar tattoo,

Ted : And then a few weeks went by, and all of a sudden...

Stella : Well, I can get rid of it in ten one-hour sessions,

Stella : But, I should warn you, laser surgery's very painful.

Ted : Well, I think you'll find

Ted : I have a very high tolerance for pain.

Ted : Just last night, I sat through the worst movie ever made.

Stella : Oh, plan 9 from outer space?

No, the worst movie... Manos : Hands of fate.

Stella : Uh, I'm a doctor, went to medical school.

Stella : It's plan 9. If you don't believe me,

Stella : It's playing down at the pamela theater.

Ted : Uh-huh. I don't believe you, doctor.

Stella : Well, what are you doing tonight?


Phoebe : Oh, hello, liar.


- Hi.

That was so much fun,


Monica : Hey, Joey's ass.


the boys are the best worse bigger for

the boys are the best worse bigger for the rivers the boys are the best

the rivers the boys are the best

the rivers the boys are the best the boy is gonna best repeat after me


There is a lot of flavor in that filling,

especially when it's covered in the scallions.

When you dip it in this slightly spicy,

slightly sweet garlicky sauce with all

those fried scallions and chilis inside.


Amy : Sheldon, please stop trying to seduce me.

Sheldon : Who's trying to seduce you?

Sheldon : After a long day I always turn on smooth jazz

Sheldon : and spray deer musk on my inner thighs.

Amy : I thought it smelled like a petting zoo in here.

Sheldon : Anything you'd like to pet?

Sheldon : Not my hair. There's a lot of goop in it.


10 and tomorrow we have to do 11 and the next day we have to do 12 and the number

next day we have to do 12 and the number grows really quickly so if you want to

grows really quickly so if you want to

grows really quickly so if you want to start small with one two three four five

start small with one two three four five star small work your way up each day

star small work your way up each day

star small work your way up each day we're gonna get stronger together all

we're gonna get stronger together all

we're gonna get stronger together all right so let's do this together you

right so let's do this together you

right so let's do this together you ready

ready

ready you got yes you got to do it yob up

you got yes you got to do it yob up

you got yes you got to do it yob up nitro can't

nitro can't

nitro can't alright just ten now ah just ten or

alright just ten now ah just ten or

alright just ten now ah just ten or whatever you were comfortable with

whatever you were comfortable with

whatever you were comfortable with that's gonna be your starting number

that's gonna be your starting number

that's gonna be your starting number okay do you guys do with me if you're on

okay do you guys do with me if you're on the toilet right now it's gonna be

the toilet right now it's gonna be

the toilet right now it's gonna be awkward so just do him later

awkward so just do him later

awkward so just do him later everybody you photobombed up you thought

everybody you photobombed up you thought of everybody we're gonna count together

of everybody we're gonna count together

of everybody we're gonna count together ready okay punch punch

ready okay punch punch

ready okay punch punch hey what you shorter put your butt flat

hey what you shorter put your butt flat

hey what you shorter put your butt flat ready ready here we go guys for real

ready ready here we go guys for real

ready ready here we go guys for real okay you're at two ready one two three


- I thought you was over there.

- [Matt] I was.

- No you weren't.

- [Matt] Yes I was.

- No you wasn't. - [Matt] I'm not here.

child babbling

I'm not here, I'm over there.

Mind your head!

upbeat, happy music


Is it there?

Oh!

You found it!

Is that your tooth?

- Yes!

- [Bryan] Okay, don't lose that, buddy.

- How did you lose that?

- I don't know.

- Is it in there, is it good?

- [Bryan] Is it in there still?

- drowned out by Bryan

- [Bryan] Put it in your pocket, don't lose it.

- Here, let's keep it there.

- But it's gonna fall, my tooth is gonna fall out.

- [Missy] We'll keep it safe.

- [Bryan] It should be safe in your pocket, okay?


And then he's just gonna put these noodles over top,

and it's gonna be so good.

Oh, and little broth, a little noodle broth.


Cristina : The scrub nurses won't know I was here.

Burke : My lips are sealed.

Dr. Tucker to Radiology. Dr. Tucker to Radiology.

Burke : So, I have a question to ask.

Burke : I checked the schedule and I noticed that you and I are both off tonight.

Burke : I made reservations.

Burke : I have a favorite restaurant.

Cristina : None of those were questions.

Burke : Would you like to go out to dinner with me tonight?


Rachel : -Have you been working out? -I have been working out.

Rachel : This is so much better than I ever..

Oh, that's not pretty.

Rachel : -Make it stop. Make it stop. -Oh, no!

Greg and Jenny's number is totally different in here.

-I don't ask too many questions, do I? -No.

-Really? -Absolutely not.

-Really? -Oh, God.

I bet that phone thing was some sort of mix-up. I'm gonna call them.

Monica : Hello, Greg? This is Monica from the plane.

Monica : Listen, the number that you gave me, 8-5-3..

Jenny's been giving out their old number!

Chandler : Jenny! That is so Jenny!

Monica : How would you like to get together next Saturday?

Monica : Okay, how about Sunday?

Okay, the week after that?

Monica : The week after that?

You know what? We are interesting, funny people with good questions.


Narrator : Now, kids, when aunt robin was a teenager she was, well...

A canadian pop star.

But by 2008, she was an entirely different person...

Coming up next : Is your baby trying to kill you?

Narrator : Which made the events of that week

Ted from 2030 : All the more surprising.

So, I go in this morning and... brr!... It's freezing!

So I walk over there, and I don't know why I'm still talking

Because, clearly, we're all asking the same question :

Ted : What in god's creation is going on with robin's breasts?

I know! Right? Isn't it amazing?

Robin : I spent half an hour making this happen.

There's tape in there, cotton balls,

Robin : Half of a nerf football, but it works, right?

Lily : Totally. What's the occasion?


Sheldon : But you have left me no choice

Sheldon : but to employ the most passionate,

Sheldon : seductive dance known to man.

Sheldon : The flamenco.


Eric Foreman : It was a harmless test.

Eric Foreman : Patient's welfare still counts for something, doesn't it?

Yep. Minus 50.

Chronic pulmonary embolisms would explain the breathing problem

Lawrence Kutner : and the blood coming from his lungs.

I'll run an ultrasound... You're not running any tests.

Amber Volakis : He knows it's not PEs, the guy's d-dimer's normal.

Lawrence Kutner : That doesn't always rule out...

Amber Volakis : You go in to run one test, run eight more like she did,

Amber Volakis : find out which one's right, then comes back with a brilliant guess.

Is this true? No.

That's too bad, 'cause that would have earned you 40 points for cleverness.

Greg House : Points go to Amber. Foreman, you run the test.

Eric Foreman : Sure, anything I can do to help your game.

Greg House : He's not gonna run the tests. No. I don't think so.

Jimmy Quidd : So, what's wrong with me?


An hour and a haIf of beach houses...

Leonard : ...until the woman turns around and realizes love was here all along.

Penny : Come on, that is a great movie. And it starts in ten minutes.


Joey : They should just watch TV after school like I did. I turned out fine.

Rachel : Not great.

I'm helping the kids so much I think I'm gonna throw up.

So we're hiding in the bathroom...

I get out. But before she can, her parents come in.

Monica : I hide in the shower. They start going at it on the floor.

Rachel : Oh, my God!

Chandler : I got a good one.

Chandler : I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy.


Sheldon : It's an outrage. Honestly, I'm tempted to leave the university.

Howard : You know, if you're really serious about that,

Howard : I hear there are some exciting opportunities

Howard : in home care for the old and fat.

Leonard : Whatever you do, just don't make any rash decisions.


upbeat music

- I got red rice, they dish you the dahl,

they dish you the different curries, the achar.

I got a spicy omelet, there's crab curry,

there's prawns curry, there's cuttle fish.

It's all here, it's all served on a banana leaf.

Gonna set this camera down.

Another extra spicy omelet but what you can do

you can mix in the mix with your fingers.

Oh.

Oh.

- [Server] Mutton?

Carrots and, yes please, sure.

- Mutton?

- [Server] Mutton.

- [Server] Mutton.

- Oh, thank you.

Oh, awesome, mutton!


Freedman : Sorry to keep you waiting, Detective Beckett.

Kate Beckett : Not a problem, sir. You're a busy man.


Sheldon : - Where do you stand on it? - Strongly pro.

Leonard : Then I believe that God created the world in six days...

Leonard : ...and on the seventh he made you to annoy me.

- Hey, guys. - Hey.

Sheldon : Raj, where do you stand on the anthropic principle?


Ted : It took me a while to figure out,

But the key to understanding your uncle barney is this.

When times are hard, it's impossible to keep him around.

Like when your aunt lily and uncle marshall were broken up.

Hey.

What are you guys talking about?

Lily.

I got to go.

But when times are good, it's impossible to get rid of him.

What are you guys doing?

We just finished planning marshall's bachelor party.

Good, you haven't started yet.

Let's talk logistics.

Now, have you laid out ground rules with lily?

Where you are or aren't allowed

To touch or be touched?

Show me on ted.

Actually, we're, uh,

We're thinking of skipping the strippers.

You... You want to have a party

Mmm. Without strippers.

This was the worst thing I could have said.

You see, barney loved cooking up bachelor parties,

And it was always the same recipe.

You start with a slightly cramped hotel suite.

Arrange the chairs in a circle...

Fill them with your closest friends.

Turn the heat up to about 90.

Pump in a metric ton of cigar smoke.


It's just so crazy.

Hey Finn did you know Sharks have way more teeth than we do.

- Yeah

- They have sometimes multiple layers of teeth.

You ever seen shark teeth?

No?

- I thought I would give you guys a quick update

on Luna, if you didn't know in our last video,

Luna got hurt and we didn't know how badly

she had got hurt until we had X-rays done,

and yeah it was pretty crazy.

The fact that how she got hurt and what happened,

we actually caught it all on camera


Well, my daughter goes to school here,

all of her friends are here, I've lived here my whole life,

Stella : my whole family is here, this is my house, I'm on the PTA

and, as of June 1, I'm the deputy mayor.

Ted : Yes, but my apartment is really close to the subway.

Ted, we're not moving. End of discussion.

How can it be end of discussion if there's never been a discussion?

This is part of being a parent. I can't just uproot Lucy.

People with kids move all the time. I think it would be really great for Lucy

Ted : to grow up in the greatest city in the world.

Here we go. New York's the greatest city in the whole wide world.

It's where dreams come true and pigeon poop tastes like tapioca.

Wanna know a little secret, Ted? New Jersey is better than New York.


that is unique I've never had anything

that is unique I've never had anything like that before

mmm all that mango from the looks of it

mmm all that mango from the looks of it

mmm all that mango from the looks of it I thought it was almost going to be over


but it just doesn't have the safety features

that I would prefer for a five year old when they're riding.

Ollie's so funny 'cause this one is a little more powerful

but it's safer, I know that can be kind of confusing

but he's so cautious when he goes to ride.

But he's learning and he's doing it

and he's just doing so good, I'm so proud of him.

- Go like this.

- [Missy] Woo hoo!

Good job!

Go Ollie, go Ollie.

Look at those muscles, yeah boy!

He's so excited, he's yelling.

Woo hoo!

My dad is extra cautious, it's on the slowest it can go

and he can't even get up certain hills, so,

I think we're gonna have to bump it up a little bit.

But he's doing such a great job on it.

It makes me so proud!

'Kay, it's Finn's turn, let's go.

- 'Kay, now if you stop, push down on that brake.


Jim's got this crazy mask on, so he's gonna take you guys

down below the water, and see what we can find.

upbeat music

Isn't this cool, dude?

- Yeah!

We are riding the waves in Florida.

- Hey, Dad?

- What?

- I think I see.

- What do you see?

- Abandoned building!

- There's an abandoned building over there!

Ollie really wants to go explore that beach house.

Did you see that, Jim?

- [Jim] I saw it.

- Look at that beach house right there.

- [Jim] It looks a little spooky, though.

- Finny, look at you, dude.

- Say hi.

- Hi.

- You're out in the water!

- All right, let's go out further, whoa, huh.

Isn't this cool dude?

- Yes.

- But what if we were stranded at water?

What if we were stranded in the ocean, and all we had

to float on, was this raft?

What food, and what entertainment would you wanna bring


- Would I be nervous if I was this pinata?

laughter


Ryan : Beckett, you're starting to sound like a boss.

Beckett : Just let me know next time so I can help...

GATES : Detective Ryan.

Gates : There's someone here to see you.

CHUCKLES

INDISTINCT VOICES ON HEADPHONES

Phillip : Papa said you were down here.

You're a senior now. You don't need to work this hard.

BEN : I have a test on Monday.

PHILIP : Blow it off. We'll go out.

BEN : I don't want to go.

Philip.

If they hadn't found Jane, if she'd stayed hidden,

I never would have known what happened to her.

Ben : Would you really have let me wonder for the rest of my life?

Phillip : Sometimes it's a gift, not knowing the truth.

Ben : So if she were just missing,

I could believe that she were alive somewhere?

Ben : I could pretend? Like a child?


What a beautiful wrap-up.

That is spectacular.

Chili, chili forward.

To make the first bite count.

moans

With the green chili, it's incredible.

The juiciness of the tomato.

groovy music

Yeah, that's what you wanna be eating

late at night in Chabahar.

And then, the doogh to chase it all down.

man speaks in foreign language


friend and it's Bank Holiday Monday so

friend and it's Bank Holiday Monday so the kids are here they're not in school

the kids are here they're not in school

the kids are here they're not in school so we're doing like a balance trick so I

so we're doing like a balance trick so I think of last year's having her morning

think of last year's having her morning

think of last year's having her morning nap right now I'm gonna go for a long

nap right now I'm gonna go for a long

nap right now I'm gonna go for a long one with Lucy then when I get back

one with Lucy then when I get back

one with Lucy then when I get back hopefully a taxi stays asleep Nana can

hopefully a taxi stays asleep Nana can

hopefully a taxi stays asleep Nana can mind minion Eduardo and I get by we

mind minion Eduardo and I get by we

mind minion Eduardo and I get by we high-five that Anna goes out with Lizzy

high-five that Anna goes out with Lizzy

high-five that Anna goes out with Lizzy and then I'm Ina kids and hopefully at

and then I'm Ina kids and hopefully at

and then I'm Ina kids and hopefully at this point unless you're still asleep

this point unless you're still asleep

this point unless you're still asleep there's no many kids at school with your

there's no many kids at school with your little a little like workout routine Oh


Oh.

Okay, but I'm not sure what that has to do with me.

Well, we believe that he tried to access your network

yesterday evening around 7 : 19.

Do you have any idea why he would do that?

Well, I... As a matter of fact, I just got a report from my IT people

Cross : saying that someone tried to hack into our system around about that time.

Beckett : And what exactly does your company do?

Cross : Well, we basically handle multimillion-dollar currency transactions

Cross : for banks, international businesses, foreign countries, and the like.

Castle : Maybe Ted was trying to tap in and steal from one of those transactions.

Cross : Well, if he did, he was quite unsuccessful.

Beckett : Has anyone tried to hack into your company's network before?

Cross : Oh, yes, but we have quite a robust firewall system.

Cross : It's never been breached.

Beckett : Well, would you mind giving me copies of your incursion reports,

Beckett : along with the ones from last night?


Bernadette : What is it about trains that you like so much?

Sheldon : What an interesting question.

Sheldon : When I was a child, life was confusing

Sheldon : and chaotic for me, and trains represented order.

Sheldon : I could line them up, categorize them, control them.

Sheldon : I guess you could say that

Sheldon : they gave me a sense of calm in a world that didn't.


Castle : Morning. Grande skim latte, two pumps sugar-free vanilla and a bear claw.


Jansen : Told you this felt like Alien.

Beckett : Castle, stop. This is not Alien.

Castle : Did that look human to you?

Ryan : Actually, no.

Castle : Right. See, I'm betting it's a Xenomorph stranded here on Earth.

Castle : Attracted to the simulation because

Castle : it needs the toxic environment.

Castle : Probably saw Tom as encroaching on its territory and killed him for it.

What... What are you doing?

I'm checking you for bites and scratches.

Castle : Making sure you didn't somehow get impregnated.


No one holds a scalpel till I'm so happy I'm Mary-freakin'-Poppins.

Cristina : Mocha latte, my ass.

Why are y'all standing there? Move!

Seattle has ferryboats.

- Yes? - I didn't know that.

Derek : I've been living here six weeks. I didn't know there were ferryboats.

Meredith : Seattle is surrounded by water on three sides.

- Hence the ferryboats. - [Elevator bell dings]

Derek : Now I have to like it here.

Derek : I wasn't planning on liking it here.

I'm from New York. I'm genetically engineered to dislike everywhere,

Derek : except Manhattan.


These can become either hot or cold.

Kutner : As soon as it starts to feel uncomfortable, I want you to tell me.

Marika : But you don't think there's something wrong with me.

Audrey : No, baby. They're testing you to help Daddy.

Kutner : Yes. What you're doing is very important.

Kutner : It's like the better you do,

Kutner : the better we know your dad is.


bottom you guys should get one too is

bottom you guys should get one too is kind of hard to share this like hey let

kind of hard to share this like hey let

kind of hard to share this like hey let me stuck on down here you stuck on a

me stuck on down here you stuck on a

me stuck on down here you stuck on a little bit you're sucking a little bit

little bit you're sucking a little bit

little bit you're sucking a little bit so I got one and she all didn't get one

so I got one and she all didn't get one

so I got one and she all didn't get one so he's gonna you get you were

so he's gonna you get you were

so he's gonna you get you were complaining this is too big yeah just

complaining this is too big yeah just

complaining this is too big yeah just keep going on and on some people yeah

keep going on and on some people yeah

keep going on and on some people yeah it's too much food for you

it's too much food for you

it's too much food for you you need to bigger portion I've never

you need to bigger portion I've never

you need to bigger portion I've never said that before my life doctor we we

said that before my life doctor we we

said that before my life doctor we we finished sucking on this video today

finished sucking on this video today

finished sucking on this video today this guy takes a long long time this is

this guy takes a long long time this is

this guy takes a long long time this is just a you know tiresome process no one

just a you know tiresome process no one

just a you know tiresome process no one ever listen stay tuned

[Music]


Thirteen : I'm sure your boss can do without you for a few days.

It's not about her, it's about me.

Lou : I want to be there, I want to matter.

Thirteen : Yeah, I mean, without you, who knows how much starch they'd put in her shirts?

Thirteen : I'm sorry, I'm sure your boss depends on you for...

Lou : I need to get up. No, you need to stay in bed.

Please, where's the bed pan? Oh, my God, I'm sorry, I just...


Sheldon : Take 47.

Well, here's an interesting fact about flags.

Raj : I will take that action.

"The flags of Liechtenstein and Haiti were identical by coincidence.

Sheldon : A fact that wasn't discovered until they competed against each other...

...at the 1936 Olympics."

Sheldon : And thankfully, their embarrassment was overshadowed by rise of Fascism.

Howard : Let's see the new phone.

Raj : I stopped on the way to work.

Hey. Do you wanna peel the plastic off with me?

Howard : Really? Me?

Howard : - That's, like, the best part. - Grab a corner.

Raj : Whoa, what's your hurry, cowboy?

Savor the moment.


GRUNTING

Castle.


Chandler : Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.

Ross : Well, I lost. Some little girl loaned her uniform to her 19-year-old sister...

Ross : ...who went down to the U.S.S. Nimitz and sold over 2000 boxes.

- Hey, how'd the interview go? - I blew it.

I wouldn't have even hired me.

Ross : Come here, sweetie.

Listen...

...you're gonna go on, like, a thousand interviews before you get a job.

That's not how that was supposed to come out.

This is just the worst Christmas ever.

You know what, Rach? Maybe you should stay here at the coffeehouse.

I can't. It's too late. Terry already hired that girl over there.

Rachel : Look at her.

She's even got waitress experience.

Rachel : Last night she was...

Rachel : ...teaching everybody how to make...


- Let's check downstairs.

- Yeah we should check down here.

By the way if you guys haven't seen our video

where we gave you a tour of our beach house,

be sure to click the iCard on your screen right now

and go check it out.

- Where is my alligator?

- [Bryan] I don't know dude.

- Mama do you know where my alligator is?

- No I don't.

- [Bryan] Ollie can't find his alligator anywhere babe.

- I haven't seen it anywhere.

Bryan gasps

- [Bryan] Oh whoa!

What's he doing in there Ollie?

- He was eating the waffles.

- [Bryan] He was inside the waffle box?

- Yeah and now he's all cold.

- [Bryan] Smell his breath.

Does it smell like waffles?

- Yes.

- That is so awesome you guys.

Smash that thumbs up button

because not only did we find Ollie's crocodile,

we found out he's been eating all our waffles lately.

And these boys love their Eggo waffles.

- I think what I found I found you.

- [Bryan] Aww what's his name buddy?

Have you named him yet?

- I named him Spike.


Wilson : Patient experiences shock-like sensations

Wilson : as well as headaches, nausea, and drowsiness.

Shocks?

Wilson : Excruciatingly painful shocks.

Wilson : ER docs referred him to a neurologist,

Wilson : who referred him to five other doctors in the last seven days.

Cameron : Shocks could be Lhermitte's sign. Early symptom of MS.

Wilson : No. MRI showed no white matter lesions,

Wilson : and the shocks aren't accompanied by neck flexing.

House : - Good morning! - It's almost noon.


House : Probably highly ritualized.

You play the same Sarah McLachlan song over and over while you do it.

House : Probably works better than antidepressants.

I don't understand how that... - You're a high-powered bulimic. You make yourself throw up.

You had to find the most efficient way to vomit without revealing the telltale signs of bulimia,

which is all, ooh, very unseemly for a C.E.O.

So, you found a common antidote to accidental poisoning to do the job...

Ipecac.

Which is great if your kid's just swallowed a bottle of aspirin,

but really, really bad if it's a habit.

It causes muscle damage.

It caused the pain in your leg.

And destroyed your heart.

How often do you do it?


House : Very not stupid.

House : Bacteria in the bowels means there's bacteria in the poop.

House : Get some and test it.

He could have come up with SIBO anywhere else in the hospital.

Foreman : You didn't need to come down here and screw with us.

House : But her wrong idea led to his right one. It was a vital screwing.

Taub : We think your surgery might have caused an infection called SIBO.

A stool test will help us to confirm. Put some of what you're full of in here.


okay there imagine you have encountered

okay there imagine you have encountered look like touching the inside well as

look like touching the inside well as

look like touching the inside well as icing in chewy we could I was thinking

icing in chewy we could I was thinking

icing in chewy we could I was thinking the owner can you slice across the whole

the owner can you slice across the whole thing I just pop one out oh my goodness

thing I just pop one out oh my goodness

thing I just pop one out oh my goodness a pizza that works so well you know I


Whoa, that is sticky and hearty.

So, the next version is haleem with aubergine,

but this is a non-sweet version.

This is a salty version.

Yeah, it's actually cooked with aubergine

with the wheat with the lamb and then they top it

with a mint sauce, walnuts, and crispy onions.

That looks incredible.

Oh, and you can already see the consistency

is a bit different from the aubergine.

- Yeah.

- Mm!


Chandler : No, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.

Joey : Go see Frankie. My family's been going to him forever.

Joey : He did my first suit when I was 15.

Joey : No, wait, 16.

No, excuse me, 15.

Joey : All right, when was 1990?

Chandler : You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance!

Ross : Sweetheart, I'll see you later.

Okay, bye.


Oh, my God! Monica's going to totally freak out!

Plus, it smells really bad in here.

Of course it smells bad. You have your head up a turkey's ass.

Monica.

Monica : Did you get the turkey-?

Ross : Oh, my God!

Monica : Who is that?

Joey : It's Joey.

Monica : I got it!

Monica : If we win, they have to get rid of the rooster.

That's interesting!

Chandler : If you win...

Chandler : ...we give up the bird.

Chandler : But if we win...

Chandler : ...we get your apartment.


really really hot you can see it but

really really hot you can see it but most of the time you can't that's funny


Ted : Hi, Captain.

Ted from 2030 : The Captain.

Ted from 2030 : Captain.

Captain : Ahoy, Ted!

Captain : Excellent to see you.

Ted : Ah, you, too. Uh, where's Zoey?

Captain : Well, I'm afraid

Captain : she's feeling a little under the weather.

Captain : Looks like it's just

Captain : you, me

Captain : and six hours in frigid international waters.


Ollie there's something right there!

Okay this is crazy.

So that's like the first thing we found

that's actually beeping.

Wait what's the signal though?

Let me see.

metal detector beeping

Oh it's jumping.

There's gotta be something right there buddy.


Okay.

chatters in foreign language


Eric : All the lies, the way she used me.

I just.. I get so angry, just looking at her..

-Face. -Yeah. Yeah.

I'm sorry. It's just, when I look at you..

Eric : I see her.

And when I see her, I get a little bit angry.

So where do you wanna eat?

Not that I'm not enjoying watching you flip out.

Sorry.

Phoebe : -Maybe this is too weird. -Wait.

There's only a problem when I look at you.

Eric : I got it. I got it.


Chase : If we knew where it hurt, we could diagnose her.

Foreman : You do know CIPA means she can't feel pain.

Chase : No, CIPA means she's insensitive to pain.

Chase : She still has scattered nerve fibers that could conduct pain,

Chase : but the signals don't make it to the brain.

Chase : What if we give her more pain signals, a lot more pain signals?

Chase : Maybe some of them will make it through.

Cameron : You want to torture her?

No.

Chase : Yes, we do this to anybody else, it's torture.

Chase : Doing it to her is no different than pricking a finger.

Chase : We keep poking sharp sticks into her,

Chase : eventually we'll find the part that's already tender.

Don : So what does a Dean of Medicine do?

Cuddy : Oh, can we please not talk about that?

Cuddy : I will talk about anything else. I'm just trying to get away from work.

Metaphorically, because geographically, the coffee place

Don : around the corner from the hospital probably isn't the furthest you could get.

Cuddy : Well, the snow!

The roads are clearing,

Don : but it's a good place to beat a retreat from.

Don : You usually expect your dates to go wrong?

Cuddy : Experience has taught me to have an escape route.

Don : Well, low expectations, that's in my favor.

Cuddy : Whatever happens, I need you to understand

Cuddy : that there are certain aspects to my life I'm not happy about.


or he'll sit and read a book,

and it can get quite messy and out of control with toys.


Rachel : Well, it was Joey reading Drake's lines in the dream.

Monica : Of course it was. Trust me, when it comes to psychology...

...l know what l'm talking about.

l took two psych classes in college.

Rachel : You took the same class twice.

-lt was hard! -l know.

-Hey. -Hi, Phoebe.

Here, Monica, look what l got to wear when l play at your restaurant.


this part over it you know what you know as long as it's I'm glad that he chose

as long as it's I'm glad that he chose

as long as it's I'm glad that he chose the best option for you you know didn't

the best option for you you know didn't

the best option for you you know didn't rush anything would you guys think of


Lily : Well, you still gotta see it.

Lily : It's so much fun having a goat at a party!

Ted from 2030 : In a few short hours,

Ted from 2030 : Lily would come to regret those words.

Ted from 2030 : But we'll get there.

Barney : Uh, gotta go. Here he comes.

Lily : Okay. Bye.

Hey. Hey.

Ted : Whoa, you guys went all out.

Lily : Okay, everyone, ted's in the limo, five-minute warning!

Lily : Everyone get ready!

Oh, missy, are you excited?

Lily : Yes, you are!


Sheldon : Hey, you taught me something.

Sheldon : Who would have thought it?


Watch.

Kate, if you're seeing this...


Amy : You know what? Good.

Amy : I tried to get back together with Sheldon; he shot me down;

Amy : Dave likes me.

Amy : Maybe intimate is what I need.

Sheldon : You sure?

Bernadette : You've never really been with a man.

Bernadette : Do you really want to start with one that's six-foot-seven?


Mm.

House : Is it... Is it because of the size, or the shape,

or is it the pounding bass line?

What are we gonna do?

House : - I'm gonna wait. - For what?

Okay. It's 3 : 00. I'm off.

Would you tell Dr. Cuddy there's a patient in Exam Room Two needs her attention?

And the R.I.A.A. wants her to check for illegal downloads.

Cameron : Brandon's not ready for surgery. Okay.

House : Let's leave it a couple of weeks. He should be feeling better by then. Oh, wait. Which way does time go?

Cameron : He crashed during prep. He's also experiencing pain in his fingers.


Okay.

You know what l really, really want?

Ross : What, Rach?

l wanna sleep.

l wanna eat. l wanna take a shower.

l mean, before she wakes up, and we gotta do this all over again.

-Right. -l mean, because l got news for you.

Emma : not easy.

Well, that's what l'm here for.

-You want me to get that? -No, that's really okay.

-Monica? -Got it, got it, got it, got it.

l've been thinking about this. And l gotta tell you, it's not my fault.

-lt's a natural instinct. -What are you talking about?


Do I say "Stop what?" or just throw in the towel?

Beverley : I don't see why I should have to watch your father

Beverley : parade around with some Bible-thumping bumpkin.

Sheldon : Oh, excuse me, that is my mother you're talking about,

Sheldon : however accurately.

Okay, Beverly,

Penny : aren't you overreacting a little?

Penny : All we know is they shared a cab and had a nightcap.

Sheldon : And turned their phones off.

Leonard : Not helping, buddy.

Leonard : Mother, Penny and I really want you to be part of this.

Leonard : Please stay.

Penny : Yeah, plus if you leave,

Penny : Alfred will know he got under your skin.

Beverley : Well, we can't have that.

Sheldon : You know, also, if they did have coitus,

Sheldon : we'll all be needing a skilled psychiatrist.

Raj : It is funny when you think about it.


Henri : Don't move.

Castle : You're selling me out? Why?

Henri : I value my life more than my word.

If I'd known who was really holding your daughter,

Henri : who your daughter really is...

Who she really is? I don't understand.

...I would never have taken the job.

Castle : She's nobody.


Esposito : Captain Montgomery? How can you possibly know that?

Beckett : Castle, when I first met him,

Beckett : he was saying things about my mother's murder.

Beckett : Things that I didn't understand at the time.

Beckett : But he specifically mentioned a cassette recording.

Castle : And Smith said that the person who made that recording

Castle : was a former associate of Bracken's.

Beckett : Yeah. It adds up.

Castle : Okay, but if Montgomery did have that kind of evidence,

Castle : why wouldn't he have just given it to Smith?

Beckett : I think he gave it to my mom.

Beckett : He asked if I had been through her belongings,

Beckett : if I came across a cassette.

Castle : Kate, if he gave her the tape, you would've found it.

Castle : You've been through her things a million times.

Beckett : Castle, I didn't know what I was looking for.

Beckett : The answer is there. I know it.

Beckett : I have a box of her things in my apartment. We've got to go back.

Castle : That's crazy. They'll be staking out your place.

Beckett : Not Bracken's guys. Not now.

Castle : And how about Donovan's guys? He'll have cops up there.

Castle : There's no way we're getting near that place.

Beckett : We will. We just need a little help.

Hey, guys! Yeah, it's your, uh, lucky day.

Ryan : Donovan sent us over so you can grab a bite to eat.

Uniform : We're not supposed to take lunch for another hour.

Esposito : Oh, I'm sorry, is this not a good time for you?

Esposito : So, what, we should just wait here until you guys get hungry?

Ryan : All right. We'll grab a slice and be back in a few.

BECKETT : Thanks.

- You guys got about two minutes. - BECKETT : Okay.


Penny : I want to believe you. I really do.

Penny : Am I being naive?

Bernadette : Oh, I don't know.

Bernadette : This is all so new to me.

Bernadette : I'm still processing.

Penny : You know, he never would've done this when we first met.

Penny : He's cockier now.

Amy : That's because you made him more confident.

Bernadette : You know, if you think about it, without you,

Bernadette : he never would've grown into the person he is now.

Bernadette : I mean, sure, more women might notice him,

Bernadette : but I think it's better to have a guy be with you

Bernadette : because he wants to be

Bernadette : and not because he thinks he doesn't have any other choice.

Penny : I never thought about it like that.

Bernadette : Oh, me neither, not until just now.

Hello. I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper,

and welcome to "Sheldon Cooper Presents : Fun With Flags."

You may notice that I'm holding a remote control.


any of these kinds of chips?

Did we pick some good chips?

These are my favorite.

I also have some over here, Lays.

And look what they have in Florida, you guys.

I've never seen this, it's actually Reese's peanut butter.

- I know--

- Should be good for PB and J's, right?

- Why don't they have these in California?

- I don't know.

- Okay, let me show you the rest of the house, come on.

- Okay.


Foreman : I'm in a meeting.

House : Sorry. Since you paged me I didn't want to keep you waiting.

Foreman : Yeah. I paged you, which means you're next.

House : That's cool. I'll wait.

Foreman : That's a good start Let's go through it point by point.

Foreman : First up...

Foreman : I'll call you back.

Just got this.

The American Association of Rheumatology


We'll show you guys the view, it's crazy.

- Yes.

- And we also have one bedroom, it's locked.

- It's locked.

- So, we're just gonna sleep right here on the floor.

Is that okay?

- I love it, it's just perfect.

- Okay you guys, click that thumbs up button if you knew

we were kidding.

This is not the beach house.

This is the bottom of the beach house.

- Yes, this is just like the, I don't know what you call it.

- So this door leads to the beach, but we'll show you


George : I think we should watch this one first.

Bailey : No.

Meredith : We're not watching my mother's surgery tapes. We're not unpacking boxes.

We're not having conversations where we celebrate the moments of our lives.

Meredith : And use a coaster!


Raj : That was all she wrote.

Sheldon : Oh.

Penny, promise me you won't tell anybody about this.


but when we check her paw,

it doesn't seem like there's too much on it,

so I think she may have just stepped on something,

and it's still really, really sore because

it's even getting a little bit swollen.

The doctor's office just opened

for the first time since the new year,

cause everything was closed for Christmas

and the new year, so the vet is open,

and we are gonna take her in and just

get her all checked up, and make sure

nothing's wrong with that leg, okay?

We gotta go see what's wrong with you.

Why are you limping like that, girl?

Cause she doesn't care,

she still just wants to cuddle with me.

chuckles She's such a love bug.

Aww, Karma, what happened to Luna?

You gotta pay attention to her.

Alright Karma, I'm gonna need you to man the fort,

cause I am gonna take Luna to the vet,

and we are gonna see what is wrong with her,

and if we can fix her leg.

I'm so worried.

I don't want her to be a three legged dog, you guys!

Okay, we are gonna get Luna all fixed up.

It's okay, girl.

apprehensive music


I got it!

Derek : Can you imagine? You're at work, you're doing your job

Derek : and somebody comes in and shoots you. Just... puts a bullet in your head.

Derek : - 19 years old. - Her parents are on their way. Also...

Derek : We need to get her into the OR immediately.

- The bullet's gone through the midline. - Also, uh...

Derek : Look at the size of the hematoma. Also?

Cristina : - What? - You said "also" twice.

George : Yeah. Also, she's pregnant.

Brad : Hey, I'm management, so I'm 100% covered.

Brad : So I could spend a year in this hospital, wouldn't cost me a cent.

Brad : When I told you about management, you should've listened.

Brad : Because now you're screwed.

Brad : Even if you just spend one day in this ER, that's three months' rent.

You want to be 16-year-old...

Other Man : Is there any chance you can, please, up my morphine?

Meredith : He keeps talking, pretty soon I'm going to need some.

Will : Can you find out about Kendra for me?

Meredith : Are you two friends?


you can do five more

you can do five more okay okay


See? I never would've thought to do that.

Sheldon : Clearly I made a good choice farming this out to you.

I'm telling you, Amy hit the boyfriend jackpot.

Sheldon : Anyway...

Sheldon : ...my socks are on. Let's knock them off.

Alex : Well, um, I know she loves playing the harp...

Alex : ...so I found this beautiful music box that plays one of her favorite songs.

Sheldon : Now, Amy already has a real harp...

Sheldon : ...and it can play any song.

Sheldon : What are you trying to pull here?

- No, it's just I thought... - Next.

Alex : Okay, um, I know she's a fan of The Canterbury Tales...

Leonard : Mm.

Alex : ...so I found this cool map that illustrates the characters' journey through England.

Alex : We could put it in a really nice frame.


Lily : There she is.

She doesn't look that great.

She's not fat, but that doesn't mean anything.

I know tons of skinny, ugly women.

That's right, snotty girl in my yoga class,

I'm talking to you.

Come on, chloe, turn around.

Here we go. Turn around, chloe.

Come on, show me that hideous face.

Damn it!

Ooh, I know, I'll get ahead of her,

Then I'll cut back so I...

Aah!

Turn around!

Come on! Just turn around!

Okay, this is ridiculous.

Hey!

Turn around! What's the matter with you?

Hey, you!

Turn around!

Turn around, chloe!


I don't think it's been cooked with the whole ceviche.

I think they just added it to the ceviche at the end.

Maybe, it tastes almost like it's fried.

Okay, next up, this is the coctel de camaron,

which is the shrimp cocktail.


again yeah oh the drone beside it I

again yeah oh the drone beside it I don't know that thing's fast though

don't know that thing's fast though

don't know that thing's fast though everybody loved the intro by the way in

everybody loved the intro by the way in

everybody loved the intro by the way in yesterday's yesterday skydive vlog we

yesterday's yesterday skydive vlog we

yesterday's yesterday skydive vlog we did the mom I'll walk out with us chase

did the mom I'll walk out with us chase

did the mom I'll walk out with us chase shot that very very good it was just one

shot that very very good it was just one of my many stupid ideas that turn off

of my many stupid ideas that turn off

of my many stupid ideas that turn off VDCs we just needed smoke dude we needed

VDCs we just needed smoke dude we needed the fog astronauts walk you know there

the fog astronauts walk you know there

the fog astronauts walk you know there anyway let's get to it

there's one


and then you go to pay up front.


Opioid-induced pain.

House : Pain and the drugs that treat pain work by changing brain chemistry.

House : Sometimes to the point where pain receptors read painkillers as killer pain.

House : Take him off the drugs.

Kutner : We can't cure him, so we're gonna torture him?

House : Torture is the cure. Eventually his body will recalibrate itself.

Taub : Assuming you're right.

House : Yes, I find it confusing to assume otherwise.

Thirteen : How would you like to stop taking Vicodin?

House : Good thing I'm not the patient.

Cuddy : It's open.


entertainment amusement park in

entertainment amusement park in Copenhagen very very famous but we're

Copenhagen very very famous but we're

Copenhagen very very famous but we're just gonna walk around here see what

just gonna walk around here see what

just gonna walk around here see what they have to eat and it's also a very

they have to eat and it's also a very

they have to eat and it's also a very mix of international food available here

mix of international food available here everything from tacos there's pizza

everything from tacos there's pizza

everything from tacos there's pizza there's like chicken wings there's even

there's like chicken wings there's even

there's like chicken wings there's even Asian there's a sushi there's some meat

Asian there's a sushi there's some meat

Asian there's a sushi there's some meat places

but it's really high-quality it does

but it's really high-quality it does

but it's really high-quality it does look really good but a lot of like

look really good but a lot of like

look really good but a lot of like organic quality high quality ingredients

organic quality high quality ingredients that they're using in this market as

that they're using in this market as

that they're using in this market as well one of the most famous or

well one of the most famous or

well one of the most famous or well-known of all Danish food and I'm

well-known of all Danish food and I'm

well-known of all Danish food and I'm gonna need you to help me pronounce it

gonna need you to help me pronounce it

gonna need you to help me pronounce it again small K abroad shmoop well here

again small K abroad shmoop well here

again small K abroad shmoop well here and well goodbye


Chandler : She's insane!

Chandler : The woman is insane.

It's before work, after work, and during work.

Chandler : She's got me doing butt-clenches at my desk.

Chandler : And now they won't bring me my mail anymore.

Just tell her you want to stop.

I can't. All she get to work is all she can got.

So that's why I was thinking, maybe we could all pitch in and buy her own restraunt.

Rachel : Hey, Pheebs. How'd it go with Scott?

Phoebe : It was nice. Took him to a romantic restaurant...

Phoebe : ...ordered champagne. Nice.

He still won't put out?


Ross : Hey. Hey, check out the fliers for the band.

- I made them on a Macintosh. - Awesome.

Chandler : The name really stands out.

Ross : Thanks to a little something called Helvetica Bold 24-point.

Chandler : Man, we're gonna rock that Asian Student Union.

Joey : - Hey, guys. - Hey, Missy.

Chandler : - Our band is playing on Friday. - Yeah, you should come check us out.

We're called Way/No Way.


"You shall die."

Okay, literal goosebumps. Look.

Howard : - What do you do? - I draw my broadsword.

- I ready my quarter-staff. - I drink my potion.

- I say we attack the big one. - Give me the dice. I wanna roll.

Howard : The Dungeon Master's supposed to roll.

Penny : Yeah, well, I'm supposed to be in Vegas throwing up on a shrimp buffet, give it.

Penny : - All right, what do I need? - Uh, fifteen or higher.

Fifteen's the point. The point is 15. Give the little lady some room. Here it is. Coming out.

- Sixteen! Yeah. - Yeah.

Penny : Please tell me we're playing for money.

Sheldon : Oh, even better than money. You gained experience points.

- More potion, please. - Yeah.

- How are your crab cakes? - Kind of funky.

- That's great. - It is?

Does "funky" mean something different in India?


House : Well, it's sexist, and a very dangerous precedent.

House : If people could choose the sex of their doctors,

House : - you gals would be out of business. - Exam Room One!


one piece and try to take it along with

one piece and try to take it along with this sauce okay make sure you know all

this sauce okay make sure you know all

this sauce okay make sure you know all that said yeah okay okay oh yeah

awesome when we in shower

awesome when we in shower

awesome when we in shower and like it's like punching yeah like

and like it's like punching yeah like

and like it's like punching yeah like you're like weights your mouth up call


I have a zit on my forehead and I am beginning to look how I feel.

- Carpe that. - This is the luckiest day in the world.


Castle : - From whom? - Moral crusaders.

Gary : Um, angry boyfriends, angry fathers.

Gary : Women who had second thoughts about being in our videos.

Castle : Did you keep track of these threats?

Gary : Yeah, we have a database back at our offices.

Beckett : We'll need you to take us there.

Esposito : Yo, how's the "inbreastigation" going?

Ryan : And that's why you're still single.

Esposito : So, I just got off the phone with Tiffany Shaw's PR rep.

Esposito : Not only does she wear a 36-D like our murder weapon,

but they can't locate her.

Ryan : Neither can I.

Ryan : So far, she's not in any of this footage that we got from Troy.

Ryan : Tell you the truth, what happens in those club bathrooms,

that bra could've been left behind by anyone.

And we still got over a hundred statements to take.

Esposito : We're gonna be here all night.

Or maybe not.

Ryan : Look, check it out. It's Beau.

Ryan : You see that?

Ryan : He turns his head like he sees something

Ryan : or someone.

And it's at 11 : 50.

That's right around the time of the murder.

Look.

Ryan : He walks right by those women.

Ryan : They're watching him go.

Esposito : Wait a minute.

Esposito : The girl in pink...

Esposito : She's here.

Esposito : She saw where Beau went.

Candice : Yeah, that's me.