He's pushing where there's nothing.

Foreman : Cameron, you are an excellent doctor.

Foreman : You'll get lots of tearful thank-yous from grateful patients.

Cameron : Yeah, am I such a bitch for wanting that?

Well, it's not a bad thing. But it's not why I'm here.

Foreman : I took this fellowship to learn from House.

Cameron : He's teaching you to be a masochist.

Chase : Dry eyes goes on the board.


Ollie you went to go on it two times?

You are such a lucky boy.

So do you like that ride?

mumbles

You can throw poop?

I think he was just throwing dirt.

You think it was poop?

- It was poop.

- [Missy] Okay it was for sure poop.

And did it smell like poop?

- A little bit.

- [Missy] A little bit.

So is that one your favorite ride now?

Yeah.

What's your favorite ride?

- Boo.

- [Missy] Boo?

The Boo...

I think he means the Halloween ride.

So is Halloween better than Soarin'

or do you like Soarin' better?

- I like Soarin' better.

- [Missy] Oh he likes Soarin' more than Halloween.

Haunted mansion.

Alright guys, we have decided to head out of the park.

We had a ton of fun.

We did a ton of stuff.

But it actually is a pretty busy day.

And if we wanted to stay any longer

we'd have to be like in a ton of traffic

and we'd get home super late.

My parents are actually taking the boys home.

Which is super nice of them.

They're just the best parents ever.

And I'm actually gonna go meet up with Bryan.


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Beckett : Who? Who did you see?

Amy : The girl that died, that looked like me.

Ryan : Susan Watts?

Beckett : Amy, did you know her? Do you know anything about her?

Is that why you arrested Mike?

'Cause you think he could've...

Beckett : Amy, did he ever say anything about her?

Beckett : Did he ever mention her name?

No.

Amy : But I saw them together.

When?

Amy : Three days ago.

Amy : Mike was driving the truck. She was with him.

Amy : I thought he was cheating on me, but now...

Gates : I'm afraid.

Beckett : And you have every reason to be.

Beckett : But, Amy, I can protect you. Where are you now?

Corner of Ninth Ave and Jane Street.

Beckett : Don't move. I'll be there, okay?


Rachel : Come on, little girl. Yes. Hello, Emma. Hello. Hi.

Well, l would say l told you so, but she's kind of doing that for me.

l'm sorry. Mommy's so sorry. Go back to sleep.

Rachel : Go back to sleep.

-lt breaks your heart, doesn't it? -lt really does.

Rachel : How long do you think we have to stay?

Okay, if everyone's onboard, it's settled.

Chandler?


sighs Here we go again.

Penny : Why is everyone so concerned with us setting a date?

Penny : We're committed to each other. We're happy.

Penny : A ceremony isn't gonna change anything.

Sheldon : So you're never getting married?

Sheldon : It's his whining, isn't it?

Leonard : Sheldon, I'm not a whiner.


Kutner : 'cause she's feeling a little weak? She needs steroids.

House : Steroids could cause an irregular heartbeat,

House : making her current one irregular-er.

House : Foreman, start her on beta-blockers.

House : Rest of you, do anything that isn't starting her on beta-blockers.


Thirteen : Look, Mickey got sick because he had the most exposure.

Thirteen : Other guys are at risk, too, you don't want to...

Are you okay?


Castle : So the weapons are fake, but the money is real?

Liz Fenn : - What money? - The 5,000 Euros we found in the car.


Really?

But after you said it's okay, I figured, "Why not?"

Oh, so not really "never."

Ross : I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am.

I mean, after all we've been through.

Ross : I wish I had a brother to reciprocate.

If you ever date Monica, you have my blessing.

Joey : And mine.

Chandler?

I think I'm sick.

Really?

Struck down in the "pribe of libe."

Monica : Okay, fine, I admit it. I feel terrible.

Will you please rub this on my chest?


Yeah.

- You know what it reminds me of?

- What? - A Stretch Armstrong, yeah.

There it is, it's got the Weasley's logo on it.

And it's like squishy and stretchy.

- Do I have it? - Yeah, you feel it.

Isn't that cool? - It's slime.

- [Missy] You look like Harry Potter.

- Doesn't he look so cool? laughs

- [Missy] Do you think you look cool?

- It's ba-dum-duh-trah-duh! - [Missy] squeals

- Casted magic on mama.

This is Weasley's Wizard Wheezes Splat Slammer,


Oh, l thought we'd all go over together.

All right, l'll just meet you there at dinner.


So?

Rachel : - No. - No.

Loosening the saddle on Mother's horse was brilliant, Fredrick.

Dina : And the electric fence, inspired.


I'm gonna pause to let that sink in.

- Okay, I think I understand. - You do?

Leonard : The guy who seems like an emotionless robot is you.

Leonard : But your relationship with Amy is causing you to transform...

Leonard : ...into a red-blooded man with sexual desires.

Sheldon : That is literally the stupidest thing I have ever heard.


Zoey : Yeah, it's not like Ted's integrity.

Ted : What was that?

I was distracted by the 4-caret diamond your 53-year-old husband bought you.


- You're over-thinking this. - No, I'm not.

Penny : - You always over-think things. - There you go. "Always" made it worse.

Penny : See, this is where everything goes wrong, when we talk.

Leonard : Well, I don't know how you have a relationship without talking.

I went out with T.J. for eight months. We never talked.

Penny : To this day, I don't even know what T.J. stands for.

Wait, if you guys didn't talk?... Never mind, stupid question.

Sheldon : And now that I have some wood...

Sheldon : ...I'm going to begin the erection of my settlement.

Raj : He's got to be doing this on purpose.

Ooh, eight-thirty. You and Penny decide to go out and paint the town beige?


Previously on The Big Bang Theory...

Hey, Stuart.

What are you doing here?

Oh, I'm living here again.

Do, uh, Howard and Bernadette know?

Or is it like a possum in the walls kind of thing?

No. I needed a place to stay,

and with the baby coming,

I figured they could use some extra help.

Hey, tomorrow, who wants to paint the nursery?

I'll do it.

Why do you get to do it? I'm the artist.

Just because you're starving doesn't make you an artist.

Just because I look sickly doesn't mean I'm starving.

Howard?

I think I'm in labor.

Oh. Oh, okay. Okay.

Uh, uh, uh, I can do this.

We have a plan.

Somebody please tell me the plan!

I'll get the hospital bag.

I'll pull the van up.

Meet you outside in two minutes.

Team Baby, go!

Oh, man.

Howard : This is really happening.

Howard : You doin' okay?

Bernadette : Here comes another contraction.


Charlie : -They still looking for us? -Yeah.

The bartender said they split up into two search parties.

Ross : The herbivores and the carnivores.

Ross : You know, we, as a group, are not the coolest.

Oh, look out.


I'm going for a liver.

Oh, and a heart, ohh!

Oh, the heart is still connected to the liver.

Is that a heart, right?

That's a heart, right Ying?

Oh, this is the bonus piece, heart and liver.

I'd better put this onto my rice.

I haven't even started on my rice yet.

OK, I'm gonna cut half this liver

and then add a little more of that oily adobo sauce

and I'm going for a liver and heart bite all in one.

Oh, double the organs.

Oh that is so tender and so creamy

and you know how liver has that really, really creamy,


My first kiss with Zoey was amazing,

and complicated.


Oh-ho-ho-ho!

Senator : I might be messed up, but I'm not that out of it.

Foreman : Strap his arm down.

Am I going to be okay?

Foreman : I hope so.

House : I am selling my soul.

Wilson : Just a little piece. And you are getting something in return.

House : I said I was selling it. Didn't say I was giving it away.

House : That would be immoral and stupid.

House : All they've done is add an antacid.

Wilson : Does it work? That's not the point.

Ofcourse it's the point. He's not asking you to lie.

Wilson : He's not asking you to do something illegal. He's not asking me to do anything.

Wilson : He's not ordering you. He gave you a choice. You chose your staff.

Wilson : I know this isn't easy for you. You'll suffer.

Wilson : Vicodin sales in Jersey will triple.

Wilson : But you are doing a good thing.


No, we can't judge a book by its cover.

Yes, actually. Yes, I can, when it's my book.

And she's a civilian.

I mean, aren't you afraid she's going to get in the way

and mess up the case?

You're kidding, right?

Hey, Natalie. Want to join in on your first interview?

Yep, be right there.

Our killer was definitely after something.

"Pleased to meet you, Ms. Rhodes." How hard is that to say?

Now she thinks I'm an idiot.

Yeah, probably.

Great. And she's on my list. My Freebie Five.

You know, celebrities you're allowed to make an exception with


King crab leg.

lively music

Mm!

Oh!

Whoa!

That is so tender!

This is insane, look at that!

It's still moving, just sliced.

Wow!

And it's served with ikura, salmon egg,

and the body of the squid is sliced underneath it.

So, we've got this squid sashimi,

and we've got this squid body,

and the deal here is you just pour a little soy on it.

Oh!

Oh my goodness!

That it just crazy.

Enjoy.

And you can also see, there's these squid guts here.

And that's a specialty!

Chef was slicing those up for us,

and that goes perfectly with the sliced squid.

So, this is kinda like a squid sashimi

with the guts coated all over it.

Let me try it out.

Okay, let's go for it, guys.


I've had better.

Joey : Okay. When?

Ross : All right! All right! It was the best nap ever!

I said it, okay?

But it's over, Joey!

Joey : I want to do it again.

We can't do it again.

Joey : - Why not? - Because it's weird!

Fine.

You want a drink?

Ross : - Sure. What do you got? - Warm milk and Excedrin PM.

Chandler.


The Director : Stop! Stop it! You must stop!


Bernadette : me and Howard to have dinner with her and Leonard?

Penny : Oh, that's nice.

Amy : No, it's not.

It's a strategic maneuver.

Amy : Leonard's new girlfriend is testing Bernadette's loyalty

Amy : to you and the group.

Amy : That bitch is crafty.

- You think? - Of course.

Amy : How does the cheetah attack a herd of wildebeests?

Amy : By going after its weakest member.

Bernadette : Well, what makes me the weakest member?

Amy : Your trusting nature coupled with your teeny-tiny body.

Amy : You wouldn't last a minute on the Serengeti.

Penny : Okay, Amy, you're being silly.

I'm not concerned about who hangs out with who.

Penny : And I certainly don't have a problem

Penny : with Leonard's new girlfriend who wears way too much makeup.

Penny : Ooh, these are cute.

Penny : Of course if I buy them,

Penny : I'll have to rent my womb out to a gay couple.


crossing frame no problem at all yeah

crossing frame no problem at all yeah I'm just going down no problem where

I'm just going down no problem where

I'm just going down no problem where we've gone

we've gone

we've gone no problem where he's gone that was


E...

Ross : ...is for how...

...extremely normaI I find it...

Ross : ...that you two...

Ross : ...are together.

And that one day you might get married...


Chase : You sure?

House : Tests don't lie.

Right.

Well, it's a very rare disorder that

short circuits the adrenals

which short circuits the heart.

House : Blah, blah, blah, blah.

House : Who cares about the medical mumbo-jumbo?

House : Tell him the treatment.

Well, it's complicated.

House : Doctors always wanna make everything

House : sound so complicated. It's Nabasynth.

What? Nabasynth.

Chase : Yes. So all we have to do now is write a prescription

Chase : and have him pick up the pills.

Donny : That's it?


Barney : Another time.

Barney : - How long have you been there? - You don't remember?

Robin : I was in the neighborhood. I just wanted to check in on you.

Robin : You seemed really upset the other day.

Barney : No, I'm fine.

Well, you wanna go grab some lunch?

Marshall : Sure.

Barney : You okay if I invite Marshall to join us?

Marshall : Right.

Ted from 2030 : So...


- [Firas] Meats, preserved lemons, garlic, cumin,

and butter, smen.

- [Trevor] Oh smen. - [Firas] Yes.

- [Trevor] The preserved butter, right?

- [Firas] That's the most important ingredient.

- [Trevor] Is that really potent, strong?

- [Firas] Yes, it is, it is.

So first, they bring the plates, it's empty.

And they pour it for you.

- Oh, they pour the tanjia?

- Yes, yes. That's the beauty of it.

The tanjia is Moroccan special.

- Oh wow.

- You're not allowed to eat it anywhere else,

but Marrakech. - Just Marrakech.

- If you do, you're ruining the beauty of it.

- Oh and look at all this meat up here.

Is that a lamb head?

- [Firas] Yeah, that's a lamb head, yep.

- [Trevor] We should get one of those.

- [Firas] What call this?


Christina : Do you remember, about five years back,

Christina : some kid's dad shoved him for some reason.

Eric : Yeah, school security got involved.

Christina : I think his name was Grovner.


You can't say anything to anybody. They're so weird about that.

Phoebe : It's raining.

I don't like to fly in the rain.

I am gonna go for a walk in the rain.

Chandler : Me too.


Ross : -He's not gonna hurt them, right? -Do you always have to bring him?


but you can definitely taste a little bit,

mostly just like a fragrance.

It's perfectly salty, and just that amazing

muscular texture of the chicken.

You do have to be careful of biting into little bone shards,

because how they've chopped up the chicken,

so sometimes, there's a little piece of bone in your bite.

The next dish that has come is a fried fish,

and I think it's a barramundi,

and you just have to check this out, the eyeball.

It must've been fried on such a hot fire,

within such hot oil, that the eyeball just popped out

like a piece of popcorn.


an empty plate here, an empty bowl.

Yeah, so I wasn't sure

if this was a completely appropriate move,

but I did look around and other people were doing the same,

dipping their spoon and just taking

a whole spoon of the sauce, so I think it's appropriate.

upbeat music

Wow.

Okay, it's a little bit salty when you eat it that way.

- Yeah, that's pretty salty.

- Mark laughs But it's so good,

and there's so much smoke in there

crowd bustling

that will just blow your taste buds.

And, that's just gonna, that is gonna be the bite

that just stays on my tongue for the rest of the day,

and in my mind forever.

- [Man In Glasses] Oh, yeah laughs .

woman sings in foreign language

Mark laughs

- [Mark] Yes.

metal clanking

- [Chef] He he he he he.

- [Mark] Awesome.

upbeat pop music

Mark speaks in foreign language

upbeat pop music


Ahnold a little getaway we have been

Ahnold a little getaway we have been working our tails off in the past like

working our tails off in the past like

working our tails off in the past like well years but months have been rough so

well years but months have been rough so this is our first time to finally just

this is our first time to finally just

this is our first time to finally just like putting everything away and

like putting everything away and

like putting everything away and relaxing the Sun together as a family

relaxing the Sun together as a family

relaxing the Sun together as a family now we get to go back recharged and

now we get to go back recharged and

now we get to go back recharged and ready to show off everything we've been

ready to show off everything we've been

ready to show off everything we've been working yeah it's pretty cool

we got your animals


Nicole : We have sex.

Wilson : Thank you.

Chase : No problems?

Nicole : Well, there have been some issues.

Nic...

Taub : Erectile dysfunction?

Ted : Every guy has it sometimes.

Cotter : We never had that problem.

Ted : Gee, that must be because Ted doesn't like girls.

Taub : Or because it's vascular.

Taub : I know we did an MRA, but arterial disease causing acute ischemia

Taub : could explain the heart, neuro symptoms, maybe even POTS.

Thirteen : Might I suggest a diagnostic test?


Sure.


and all of the protein from the lentils and the chickpeas.

And for our final meal, we went to

the one and only Prince restaurant,

with tons of tables sprawled out onto the street,

where you can try almost all

the famous Egyptian grilled foods in one spot.

But first, we made our way out to check out

the one and only pyramids.

Look where we are guys, this is the one and only Nile river.


Ryan : Are you telling me that Richard Castle

Ryan : brought his girlfriend in your interrogation?

Esposito : - Yeah. - What was her name?

Lerner : I don't remember.

Ryan : Well, then describe her. Describe her, Lerner! Now!

Okay! Tall! Medium-length hair! What's this about?

Ryan : What color? Give me a hair color!

Lerner : Brown. Brown, brown eyes, too, I think. Really pretty.

Ryan : Body type?

Lerner : Awesome. I mean, awesome. She was, like, thin...

She was hot. She was really hot.

Kate! Name was Kate!

Ryan : Son of a...

Ryan : You were right, Castle.

Ryan : Franklin was using his helicopter to move meth to the Hamptons.

Ryan : Looks like you blew this case wide open.

Guess you can get back to your writing now, huh?

Castle : Well, there's still the matter of finding out who the killer is.

Ryan : Yeah, well, I think Brady knows what he has to do.

Ryan : I already told him to look for a local drug dealer

who had been feeling squeezed by Franklin's expanding operation.

Castle : That's a great theory. Nice work.

Ryan : Oh, thanks, but it's not my theory.

Ryan : Aaron Lerner gave it up when I interrogated him this morning.


Ted : Wha... no, you have me confused with someone else.

Abby : No, no, look right here.

Abby : "From the personal library of ted mosby."

Abby : That's you.

Robin : Ted, I hate to say this,

Robin : But I think it's "nail the receptionist" time.

Ted : I'm not gonna nail the receptionist.

Barney : Ted, every little boy wants to grow up

Barney : To nail the doctor or the lawyer.

Barney : Somebody's gotta nail the receptionist.

Ted : No. I like stella.

Barney : Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, ted.

Barney : Your little stella is not so perfect.

Ted : What do you mean?

Barney : I went down there

Barney : And checked her out for myself.

Ted : Yeah.

Barney : And while I was down there,

Barney : I discovered that she had a secret,

Barney : A terrible... Terrible secret.

Stella, to Woman 3 : What?

Ted : What is it?


Marshall : Oh.

So you don't plan on having kids?

Marshall : Actually, I, I want to have four kids.

Narrator : Well...

New york public schools make a lot of parents nervous,

Jeff : But the kids who walk out, walk out proud.

It was turning into a tough decision.

Now, kids, when I'm facing a tough decision

I like to get out the old yellow legal pad

And make a list of pros and cons.

Marshall knew all the cons,

But there was one thing he didn't know...

A big item in the "pros" column.

Robin : Lily, you're a kindergarten teacher.

Yeah. 'cause robin

Narrator : Was about to ask lily the one question...

An-and you make a kindergarten teacher's salary, right?

Ted : Yeah.

Narrator : That lily had been dreading for years.

Robin : Well, how do you afford all of these expensive clothes?


Castle : Yeah, our Don Juan is starting to look more like Jason Bourne.

Beckett : All right, you guys get a hold of FBI and CIA

and any other intelligence agency, see if he's one of theirs.

Come on, Castle, let's talk to Bailey's boss at Global 12 Consolidated.

Beckett : Find out why our vic took that leave of absence.


- [Trevor] Nice pearl.

cheering


Missy laughs

- A baby bottle?

Oh, he wants the Baby Bottle Pop?

The candy? - Oh yeah. laughs

- Finn likes that, he sure does.

That was so special, we got to talk to Santa!

Missy awes

You did really good, dude!

- Yeah.

That Power Ranger was so cool,

I want to call him one more time.

- You want to tell him now what you want?

- Okay, now that Ollie really knows

what he wants for Christmas, we'll have to call him

another day, okay?

- Okay. - Okay.

You've got to smile, smile!

You've got to be happy!

I love that face.

Oh he's hugging you guys.

This is what it's like to hug Ollie.

Alright you guys, I just got another

text message from Santa.

He said he's super bummed, he didn't see Finn

sitting next to Ollie, so he's going to call back

one more time so that he can talk to Finn, okay?

- Okay. - You wana talk to Santa Finn?

- Yeah! - Yeah!

You can talk to him again.

- He's calling! - He's calling!

Can you press the green button?

- Hello, there!

Merry Christmas!

Ho ho ho ho!

I know who you are.

You are Finn, aren't you?


Lily : What about saving the world?

whispers : Wieners.

Marshall : That was a great dream.

Marshall : But we have a mortgage, and we're trying to have kids.

Marshall : We're grown-ups now, Lily.

TED : Wieners and gonads.

Lily : What would College You say

Lily : if he heard what you were saying right now?

Marshall : Honestly? Probably something pretentious,

Marshall : and pseudo-intellectual, like...

TED : Boogers.

Marshall : We all change, Lily.

Marshall : You know, you don't spell "women" with a "Y" anymore.

Marshall : And I'm okay with that.

Marshall : And you need to be okay with the fact

Marshall : that I may never become an environmental lawyer.

Lily : So how long have you felt this way?

Marshall : Honestly?

Marshall : Since my first day at GNB.

TED : Hershey squirts.

Robin : Hey. How do you like my date's tux?


I've known Chandler longer, so I think of him as my best friend. But now...

...I may have to rethink some stuff.

Dude!

Ross : Hey, if there is ever anything I can do for you...


Castle : Do you have any low-calorie fairy dust?

Mmm-hmm. Thank you.

Perfect.

Mmm!

Delicious. Thank you very much.

Castle : And thank you for spending recess with me.

Emily : You're welcome. Do you want to build an ice palace?

Castle : It's only my favorite thing to do.

Castle : Here we go. Oh, they are nice.

Castle : You know, Emily, do you remember yesterday,

Castle : you said that something really bad happened.

Something...

Emily : You're making the wall too high.

Castle : Oh, sorry.

Castle : Is that better? All right.

Castle : You said it was something that you didn't want to tell Mrs. Ruiz about.

Castle : Do you think maybe you'd wanna tell me?

Castle : Okay. You know, you could, if you wanted.


oh I see cuz you're a spoiled little boy lucky boy you know boy I need okay sorry

lucky boy you know boy I need okay sorry buddy I had to get some sheets from

buddy I had to get some sheets from

buddy I had to get some sheets from Target my sheets I was like I couldn't

Target my sheets I was like I couldn't

Target my sheets I was like I couldn't find my second pair of sheets and I

find my second pair of sheets and I

find my second pair of sheets and I usually needed to put the other pair on

usually needed to put the other pair on

usually needed to put the other pair on when I washed mine so it's kind of

when I washed mine so it's kind of

when I washed mine so it's kind of running low on that and then all I

running low on that and then all I

running low on that and then all I needed a second set of sheets too and

needed a second set of sheets too and

needed a second set of sheets too and then actually got some stuff for

then actually got some stuff for

then actually got some stuff for organizing the kitchen because I didn't

organizing the kitchen because I didn't

organizing the kitchen because I didn't know I've been trying to organize a

know I've been trying to organize a

know I've been trying to organize a bunch of stuff stuff to show you that

bunch of stuff stuff to show you that

bunch of stuff stuff to show you that when I what I got when I get home and

when I what I got when I get home and

when I what I got when I get home and then I did get a puzzle for the boys

then I did get a puzzle for the boys

then I did get a puzzle for the boys because I noticed the other day that

because I noticed the other day that

because I noticed the other day that Ollie and Finn were doing so good

Ollie and Finn were doing so good

Ollie and Finn were doing so good putting this little like kid puzzle

putting this little like kid puzzle

putting this little like kid puzzle together and I was like I'm gonna get

together and I was like I'm gonna get

together and I was like I'm gonna get those I feel like I kind of gave up on

those I feel like I kind of gave up on

those I feel like I kind of gave up on it when all I was like younger because I

it when all I was like younger because I just felt like he was never getting it

just felt like he was never getting it

just felt like he was never getting it and so now I'm like okay I need to get

and so now I'm like okay I need to get

and so now I'm like okay I need to get this puzzle again and then I need to put

this puzzle again and then I need to put them away so we don't lose the pieces

them away so we don't lose the pieces

them away so we don't lose the pieces all right so we're gonna play with the


after we eat, we're gonna need to, to lean back.

So I'm, I'm planning ahead here.

- One day, I was passing by, and I saw a lot of people

in there, I don't know, a lot of people

that standing and eating, you ask them if they're

standing and eating, if it's worth standing any of that,

something must be good.

- Yes.

- And that's how I discovered, I came here and I saw 'em,

a lot of the older meat, I'm like, what is that?


We are on the hunt for delicious street food all day,


and then you have 10 seconds in between.

And you do all of that four times,

and it takes about nine minutes.

And like it says, it burns 252 calories.

So, yeah, it's just a nice way to start the day.

Then at about seven, the boys are up.

So I'm gonna get on and make their breakfast.

They're just gonna have some water.

And then some Alpha Bite cereal,

and also some almond butter and jam on toast,

and some fruit.

They're having apple and strawberry.

They also have this gummy vitamin,


Percy : By the time I got there, she was already safe, and passed out cold.

And the scarftourniquet was on her leg.

- Why would you lie about that? - Duh!

Percy : To be a hero.

Percy : Do you know how many Twitter followers I got after that?

Beckett : So, Robyn figured out what really happened

Beckett : and that's why she came to your house?

Percy : She wanted the truth. So, I told her.

Percy : Somebody else pulled her from the car, then they must've run off.

That's what all this must've been about. Robyn was digging into her old arrest.

Castle : Yeah, and whatever she found got her killed.

Castle : In that video, Robyn said she was so high she didn't remember anything.

So, how did she know that she's the one who stole that car?

Esposito : Because Percy said she was alone.

Castle : But he was lying, someone else was there.

And what ifthat someone was the one driving the car?

Percy : Think about it.

Castle : A reason to leave the scene of an accident

Castle : is that you were the one responsible.

Esposito : So someone else crashed the car, pulled Robyn out,

Esposito : ran off, leaving Robyn to take the fall.

Castle : But not before bandaging Robyn's leg with their own scarf.


Zoey : That, that was... that!

Ted : Oh, my God!

Ted : It's the cock-a-mouse!

Zoey : The what?

Ted : Cock-a-mouse.

Ted : Part cockroach, part mouse.

Ted : It used to live in our apartment.

Ted : It must have settled here, and... Oh!

Ted : Look, it had babies! Good for it.

baby cock-a-mice squeaking

Ted from 2030 : Ew....

Zoey : I give up. You win. Let's go!

Lily : Be well, my friends!

Lily : Aw, just how we left them.

Robin : Morning.

Robin : Who wants breakfast?

Barney : You have some coffee?


Ted : They're going through the world alone.

Man : Look at me, in a yummy sandwich!

Marshall : Okay, we're actually right in the middle

Marshall : Of something right now, so...

Man : Ooh, I know what I want to be

Man : In the middle of. Thoughts?

Ted : Can't two straight guys

Ted : Come to a gay dance club, enjoy some techno

Ted : And good conversation without being bothered?

Robin : How's it going, guys?

Robin : Still enjoying the attentions of men?

Marshall : That's like the eighth guy who's hit on us in ten minutes.

Robin : It's like, "hello, my eyes are up here."

Ted : And it's never the hot ones.

Ted : It's always the losers. Bums me out!

Lily : Looks like the boys learned their lesson.

Lily : Do you totally miss being hit on?

Robin : Oh, totally. Let's go find a sports bar.

Barney : James, james, since you like arts and crafts,

Barney : Look at what charles here made

Barney : With cherry stems.

Barney : He did it with his tongue.

Barney : Yeah.

Ted V.O. : Barney.

Barney : So, charles,

Barney : Why don't you put your number in my brother's phone,

Barney : And once he's in a funner mood...


before we get there,

we're just walking through this beautiful lush park.

Look at these trees.

Big tress.


Bailey : Feels just fine.

Derek : Hey. How'd it go?

Izzie : Meredith.

Don't worry. I got it.

Izzie : It's not like she actually flunked. She just didn't write anything.

It's like she actually flunked.

One guy, he was on call three nights before his test,

George : he slept through the whole thing, he had to repeat his intern year.


Okay, hi!

Monica : For your information, this is exactly what I wanted.

Phoebe : This is a tattoo of the Earth as seen from a great, great distance.

Phoebe : It's the way my mother sees me from heaven.

Rachel : Oh, what a load of crap!

Rachel : That is a dot!

Your mother's in heaven going, "Where the hell's my lily, you wuss!"

Rachel : That is not a tattoo! This is a tattoo!


-You were in an "I Hate Rachel" club? -Yes, he was.


judging by how many video clips are

judging by how many video clips are

judging by how many video clips are today like five hundred we failed a lot

today like five hundred we failed a lot

today like five hundred we failed a lot in I didn't feel at all I figured out

in I didn't feel at all I figured out

in I didn't feel at all I figured out about ninety some ways how not to boil

about ninety some ways how not to boil

about ninety some ways how not to boil board behind it Jess yeah easily brutal

board behind it Jess yeah easily brutal

board behind it Jess yeah easily brutal dude we're gonna be like lumping 2500

dude we're gonna be like lumping 2500

dude we're gonna be like lumping 2500 Clips 508 gig with that that's not any

Clips 508 gig with that that's not any

Clips 508 gig with that that's not any of this I feel it's so bad I hope you

of this I feel it's so bad I hope you

of this I feel it's so bad I hope you enjoyed our little adventure today um I

enjoyed our little adventure today um I

enjoyed our little adventure today um I love this place it's been awesome thanks

love this place it's been awesome thanks for joining us and yeah any love is

for joining us and yeah any love is

for joining us and yeah any love is super welcome we'll see you tomorrow


There's no guys in there!

So this is being a parent, huh?

l think l can handle this.

Too intense. Too intense.


Sheldon : More?

Leonard : I'm afraid so.

Leonard : You know the cashew chicken I get you on Monday nights?


Eric Foreman : Where are you?

Greg House : CIA headquarters.

How much fludarabine do you need...

James Wilson : Either you're sprawled naked on your floor with an empty bottle of Vicodin

James Wilson : or collapsed naked in front of your computer

James Wilson : with an empty bottle of Viagra.

James Wilson : Please tell me which, because Chase has another pool going.

Greg House : They flew me in to help deal with a sick employee.

How much... Hallucinations?

James Wilson : Damn, I shouldn't have bet on the Viagra. Okay.

Greg House : Call the Langley switchboard, ask for extension...

Samira Terzi : Thirty-five, seventy-eight. Three, five, seven, eight.

Samira Terzi : He asked an awful lot of questions for a valet.

Greg House : You know, I happen to have a position available on my penis.

Greg House : Wait a second, I think I screwed up that joke.

Samira Terzi : You offering me a job?

Greg House : I'd settle for that.

Samira Terzi : As tempting as a position on your staff is, I like it here.

Greg House : Pays better, and we've only had one assassination attempt.

Samira Terzi : And I'm sure you're a great boss.

Samira Terzi : That's why your fellows left en masse a couple of months ago.

Samira Terzi : I have satellite images.


very like milky

very like milky

very like milky mm-hmm well that has a totally different

mm-hmm well that has a totally different liver it's yeah woody but like kind of

liver it's yeah woody but like kind of

liver it's yeah woody but like kind of fruity tasting and kind of has like a

fruity tasting and kind of has like a

fruity tasting and kind of has like a bit of an acidity to it that's that is

bit of an acidity to it that's that is

bit of an acidity to it that's that is special very special teas

next up it's like a whole roll up of

next up it's like a whole roll up of

next up it's like a whole roll up of pigskin there's like layer upon layer of

pigskin there's like layer upon layer of pigskin just wrapped into like a loaf

pigskin just wrapped into like a loaf

pigskin just wrapped into like a loaf and then she slices up a whole roll you

and then she slices up a whole roll you

and then she slices up a whole roll you get pigskin I think it's very also


House : A time bomb in his brain.

House : I forget. Who said it was nothing?

I saw a very small, diffuse abnormality in the brain waves. Probably white matter.

Foreman : Means his axonal nerves are dying.

Foreman : Explains the neurogenic bladder. Enough nerves die, he dies.

Foreman : Global axonal nerve death.

Foreman : Likely causes are encephalitis or Alzheimer's.

Cameron : Early onset Alzheimer's. The worst.

House : He won't die right away. He'll just want to.

I'll check the blood for Alzheimer's protein markers.

House : Last I heard, Alzheimer's had a genetic component. Did the patient have parents?

Cameron : Parents died in a car crash. No history of dementia.

Send C.S.F. for C.B.C. and viral serologies to rule out encephalitis...

and get tau proteins to check for Alzheimer's.

And this still feels a little light.

I took a complete medical history. Check out their house. Take Sparky with you.


Joey : Is she staying at the Hotel Corona?

Chandler : -You know the hotels? -I was there! Spring Break '81, wahoo!

Monica : In 1981, you were 13.

So? I drove down, sold T-shirts. Had a blast.

You know who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.

Okay, she can't go.

You can't tell her not to go. You just started dating.

Ross : -What am I supposed to do? -You just have to be cool with it.

What if she goes down there and sleeps with a bunch of guys?


No!

House : You do understand it's not really a puppy.

Cameron : It's naloxone.

Foreman : An opiate blocker? He'll feel like he's swallowing a bonfire.

Foreman : That's pretty unethical, even for you.

House : How is that unethical? Lt'll lead to a diagnosis.

Cameron : It's leading to the torture of the husband

on the off-chance he'll allow a procedure on another person.

House : Which will lead to a diagnosis. Didn't I just say that?

Chase : Give it up.

Chase : Foreman and Cameron are too ethical, and I'm too scared of getting sued.

House : Fine. Now, I'm just going to find someplace safe to hide this

so I won't be tempted to use it.

Foreman : You're not doing it, either.

What, are you going to run for it?


Stuart : Okay, I'll go.

Stuart : Howard, when I think about you and Bernadette...

Stuart : ...starting this wonderful life together...

...l can't help but get a little choked up. l mean...


Denny : I wish I saw...

Denny : - We know things. - You had to think about it.

Liz : - No daughter of Ellis... - Not an Ellis Grey thing.

- Ah, a Derek thing. - I would never...

Bonnie : You would. I know crappy things have happened to you,

Bonnie : but how can you be a surgeon and have so little respect for life?

How... Oh, come on.

Who are you here for?


Can we turn it off? Make them go away because I can't watch.


horn honk

And he has this bicycle pump attached to a horn.

He pumps the bicycle pump and that just blows the horn.


Chandler : All right, check out this bad boy!

Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500-megabyte hard drive...

Chandler : ...built-in spreadsheet capabilities...

Chandler : ...and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS.

What will you use it for?


Dumb, old, perfect-for-the-job Hilda.

Chandler : Let me see.

Don't show this to Monica.

And don't tell her about the :

Terry : - Hey, Joey. - Hey, Terry.

- Nice to see you again. - Been a while.

Joey : Funny, these halls look smaller than they used to.


Ted : Boots.

Robin : Just take off your damn shirt. Okay.

Ted : All right.

Robin : All right. Whoa,

Jerry, laughing : stop. What?

Robin : Stop. Perfect.


Emily : you'd want to come over?

Raj : I'm sorry, I don't think that's a good idea.


Oh.

Diane : Isaac Dern,

Ryan : history of drug and weapon arrests.

Ryan : Plus, he's got an outstanding warrant in Tulsa.

Well, with access to ports around the world,

Beckett : he could be tapped into cartels moving uncut heroin.

Ryan : This could be our guy.

AII right. Thanks, Ryan.

Ryan : You bet.

Diane : Isaac Dern, Captain Beckett, 12th Precinct.

I got strict orders not to talk to the cops.

Beckett : Okay, fine. You don't have to talk to me.


Howard : Uh, if you ever need a reference or anything,

Howard : just let me know.

Man : Hey, guys.

WOMAN : You made it.

Sheldon : Did you see that?

Sheldon : He just cut the line.

Leonard : He's just joining his friends; it's fine.

stammers No, it's not fine.

Sheldon : It is a breach of line etiquette.

Howard : We're near the front of the line.

Howard : We'll get in either way.

Sheldon : What if every person in front of us lets someone cut?

Leonard : We'd still get in.

Sheldon : What if each of those people let someone cut?

Leonard : Still get in.

Sheldon : But then each of those people let someone cut?

Leonard : We'd still get in, but first I'd hit you

Leonard : over the head with his stick chair.


Barney : now I realize at least I'll never have to suffer like this.

Barney : Our next video is called "German Shepherd

Barney : Activates Tennis Ball Cannon While Fat Kid Sips Energy Drink."

Marshall : Please, Barney! No more videos.

Marshall : I just need a minute.

Judy : Who is responsible for this?

Judy : Who got Cousin Daphne drunk?

Judy : She is 15 years old.

Robin : They grow big out here.

Barney : Here's your phone number back.

Robin : - Judy, I... - I did it.


Rita : What are you talking about?

Castle : When he asked for the counter-surveillance equipment.

Rita : That's not what he asked me for.

Castle : It isn't?

Rita : No, Christopher called me and told me

Rita : to give Eric whatever he needed.

Rita : So I did.

Castle : And what did Eric need?

Rita : Well, it sounds like Eric told Christopher one thing and me another.

So I'm not gonna say another word

Rita : until I'm sure that Lurch over there

isn't gonna have me sleepin' with the fishes.

Castle : Lurch, would you... Rocco, I mean, could you...

Rita : He wanted hot credit cards.

Castle : Stolen credit cards? What for?

Rita : So he could buy things and not have to pay for them.

Castle : Thank you. That's...

Rita : I gave him a dozen.

Rita : So each is good for about two grand before it needs to be tossed.

Castle : Did Eric say why he needed $24,000?

Rita : Maybe for wheels.

Rita : He asked if he could use the card

to access a Swipe-N-Go car rental,

but I told him he was definitely gonna need a fake ID to go with the card.

Okay, could you email me those credit card numbers

so I could see if he used them? Yeah.

Oh. Ah!

Rita : Which of you idiots just triggered the security door?

Castle : Stolen credit cards, a possible getaway car?

Beckett : It sounds like Eric was about to go on the run.

Castle : Only the killer got to him first.

Beckett : Okay, so if Christopher didn't kill him, then who did?

Castle : Maybe whatever Eric was charging

Castle : on those cards could give us a lead.


All-natural children's toys.

Toy companies... they don't arbitrarily mark up their frogs.

They don't lie about how much they spend on research and development.

The worst that a toy company could be accused of is making a really boring frog.

Gribbet, gribbet, gribbet.

House : You know another really good business?

House : Teeny, tiny baby coffins.

You can get 'em in frog green,

fire-engine red... really.

House : The antibodies in yummy Mummy only protect the kid for six months,

House : which is why these companies think they can gouge you.

House : They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive.

House : Want to change things? Prove 'em wrong.

House : Few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up 40 bucks for a vaccination,

House : believe me, prices will drop really fast.

Gribbet, gribbet, gribbet, gribbet, gribbet.


So, looks like I managed to make it through the case

Castle : without getting injured, shot or killed.

Beckett : Yeah, well, maybe tomorrow.

By the way, I really liked that whole sisterhood thing you ran back there.

Beckett : I wasn't running anything, Castle.

Beckett : What that guy did had consequences, only he'll get to just walk away.

Castle : Well, not scot-free.

I mean, I sense a pretty big divorce settlement in his future.

Beckett : Whatever it is, it won't be enough.

So, did you guys get him?


speaking in foreign language

Awesome, look at this.

I think that that is tapioca starch that she's making it.

That she's making it with.

And then they just get fried over here.

Nice.

speaking in foreign language

So I think what it is is a tapioca starch

with slices of sweet potato and shrimp deep fried.

Oh, it looks great.


Castle : This was an inside job.

Chad : What do you mean, "A banana sandwich"?

Castle : Carly! Carly Rae! Carly Rae Jepsen!


reset oh oh yeah oh yeah baby some on

reset oh oh yeah oh yeah baby some on

reset oh oh yeah oh yeah baby some on there let's go baby


the sweetness of the crab just like penetrates through

that entire spice but then both the spice

and the sweetness of the crab compliment each other.

I'm gonna dip that tail into the tamarind chutney.

Yeah Pomfret is one of my favorite fishes.

Fish, because of the texture and the juiciness

and again, the fish is coated in spices

before being grilled.

And then with that tamarind chutney.

That tamarind chutney is such a perfect

sourness and tartness.


Wilson : I'm leaving now.

Wilson : I'm late for a breast thing. You know he wants you.

Wilson : You know he's good. You know he can make you good.

Wilson : I don't know what I'm saying. You know... I don't... You know what I'm saying.

Wilson : And you know I'm right. I've got to go.

Wilson : Sorry it took me so long to get down here. I'm Dr. Wilson.

I guess Dr. Stein is gone. Don't worry about it.

Wilson : I'll talk to him when we're done.

Patient : Dr. Stein said they're probably calcium deposits.

But with your medical history, you don't want to take chances.

Wilson : I can't seem to put my gloves on today. That's weird.

Okay. Well, that's fine. One's enough. Well, let's have a look.

Patient : You sure talk fast.

Wilson : This is nothing. You should see me when we're busy.

Wilson : I just winked at you. I just... I've never winked at a patient in my life.

I have no... I am so sorry. I have no idea what I was thinking.

House : It's okay. No, it's not. I was hitting on you.

Wilson : I mean, I wasn't... I wasn't consciously hitting on you, but I...

Wilson : What else could you think? That you were being reassuring?

Wilson : Yeah. That would make sense. On the other hand, I...

Wilson : I feel like my heart's going to explode.


oh hello Dorothy

oh hello Dorothy are you just checking your hair is that

are you just checking your hair is that

are you just checking your hair is that all you're doing

all you're doing

all you're doing so it's world book day tomorrow and

so it's world book day tomorrow and

so it's world book day tomorrow and amelia is dressed as king Dorothy

amelia is dressed as king Dorothy

amelia is dressed as king Dorothy Wow and you got your damn eye right

Wow and you got your damn eye right

Wow and you got your damn eye right shithead he has one in my head

shithead he has one in my head

shithead he has one in my head turn around meat is very yeah oh my god

turn around meat is very yeah oh my god

turn around meat is very yeah oh my god it looks amazing and I have came well

it looks amazing and I have came well

it looks amazing and I have came well he'll get on here hey I didn't do we do

he'll get on here hey I didn't do we do

he'll get on here hey I didn't do we do go chop down we're gonna have to wash

go chop down we're gonna have to wash

go chop down we're gonna have to wash these off tonight

these off tonight

these off tonight sorry he doesn't have tattoos how you

sorry he doesn't have tattoos how you

sorry he doesn't have tattoos how you feel tired

feel tired

feel tired did you this is ready in the radio

did you this is ready in the radio

did you this is ready in the radio you're in school who are you what you

you're in school who are you what you

you're in school who are you what you have listened to us keeping your multi

have listened to us keeping your multi

have listened to us keeping your multi did adolescent society on the radio

did adolescent society on the radio

did adolescent society on the radio right in your pony no wait we're solid

right in your pony no wait we're solid

right in your pony no wait we're solid go my name is chemin and I think you're

go my name is chemin and I think you're

go my name is chemin and I think you're amazing


invitation a sassy hope what are you

invitation a sassy hope what are you doing

doing

doing a sassy ha ha ha or a nodding pug right

a sassy ha ha ha or a nodding pug right

a sassy ha ha ha or a nodding pug right this never fails the sort of thing Oh

this never fails the sort of thing Oh

this never fails the sort of thing Oh Arne aren't alternative modern woods

Arne aren't alternative modern woods

Arne aren't alternative modern woods shooting imitators turquoise barn quite

shooting imitators turquoise barn quite

shooting imitators turquoise barn quite traditional candy and arm candy and arm

traditional candy and arm candy and arm

traditional candy and arm candy and arm you supposed to get that's candy and

you supposed to get that's candy and

you supposed to get that's candy and iron

iron

iron whoa we found them guys we found look a

whoa we found them guys we found look a

whoa we found them guys we found look a classic doesn't know we just get this

classic doesn't know we just get this

classic doesn't know we just get this thing I see is massively excessive

thing I see is massively excessive

thing I see is massively excessive hosted dance - dance - dance then hold

hosted dance - dance - dance then hold

hosted dance - dance - dance then hold this on your lap hold it on your app and

this on your lap hold it on your app and the card now all we need is iron we have

the card now all we need is iron we have the candy we just need some iron can I

the candy we just need some iron can I

the candy we just need some iron can I get her an actually iron

look at this fruit and fiber fortified


it that Tang enus to wrap it all

it that Tang enus to wrap it all together

oh you can each the cloves in there

oh you can each the cloves in there

oh you can each the cloves in there [Music]


Fried slices of sweet potato, dusted in chili powder.

Oh man, and another durian.


got the video I think it was that what

got the video I think it was that what you sure it wasn't your stuffed animal

you sure it wasn't your stuffed animal

you sure it wasn't your stuffed animal you always bring wanna go to the road

you always bring wanna go to the road

you always bring wanna go to the road we're gonna really go check it probably

we're gonna really go check it probably

we're gonna really go check it probably still there a little kitty cat a little

still there a little kitty cat a little

still there a little kitty cat a little kitty tail wait this is under the bed

kitty tail wait this is under the bed

kitty tail wait this is under the bed this is oh I see his tail

yeah all right beautiful girls I will be back I love love love you have fun today

back I love love love you have fun today you're gonna have an epic time see very

you're gonna have an epic time see very

you're gonna have an epic time see very soon

soon

soon always always be oh I love you guys yeah

always always be oh I love you guys yeah we'll see this thing you think it got

we'll see this thing you think it got

we'll see this thing you think it got out just go see let's go see it oh my

out just go see let's go see it oh my

out just go see let's go see it oh my you slept in a different room last night

you slept in a different room last night my throat inspectors dead it ain't

my throat inspectors dead it ain't

my throat inspectors dead it ain't nothing under there dude he's a goner

you gonna find a new room

you gonna find a new room

you gonna find a new room alright we're on the move enough all


turned out so far we've still got as you can see boxes in the corner by the

can see boxes in the corner by the

can see boxes in the corner by the window theretofore books but I did get

window theretofore books but I did get

window theretofore books but I did get managed to get through one box and put

managed to get through one box and put

managed to get through one box and put it all in a ward his bookshelf in his

it all in a ward his bookshelf in his

it all in a ward his bookshelf in his Joe more space so hopefully I'll be able

Joe more space so hopefully I'll be able to get through the second box tomorrow

to get through the second box tomorrow

to get through the second box tomorrow that's all I have time for today because

that's all I have time for today because nothing is over and I have other things

nothing is over and I have other things

nothing is over and I have other things to do as well so we'll see but I am

to do as well so we'll see but I am

to do as well so we'll see but I am really happy with my progress so far

really happy with my progress so far

really happy with my progress so far obviously Herbert like neither of the

obviously Herbert like neither of the

obviously Herbert like neither of the rooms have done yet Kurt exactly yet but

rooms have done yet Kurt exactly yet but I just wanted to show you like an update

I just wanted to show you like an update because obviously it is gonna take time

because obviously it is gonna take time

because obviously it is gonna take time to you know decorate and have everything

to you know decorate and have everything I can't I want it to be but I'm gonna go

I can't I want it to be but I'm gonna go with the babies now while they're both

with the babies now while they're both

with the babies now while they're both awake so I'm gonna go get them now and I

awake so I'm gonna go get them now and I ain't wash my hands they're so dusty


Marshall : toxic sludge out of both ends!

Lily : Nailed it.

Ted, leaving the florist's shop : Thanks, Julia!


Sheldon : ...and I was afraid if we ran into them on the way out, I'd be obligated to do so.

Bernadette : I'm so disappointed it didn't work with him and Penny.

Amy : Me too. Out of deference to them, Iet's not flaunt our happy relationship.

Sheldon : You have a keen insight into the human heart, Amy Farrah Fowler.

We are next to a Subaru with a Gore-Lieberman bumper sticker.


Raj : I'm such a dog.

Howard : There you go again.

Raj : I'm sorry, have I been complaining about it too much?

Howard : Actually, what you're doing is pretending to complain,

Howard : but really trying to brag.

Raj : How could you say that?

imitates Koothrappali : "Oh, I wish could enjoy a cup of tea

Howard : without a naked girl bouncing up and down on me."

Raj : I never said that.

"Don't you hate it when you can't remember whose bra it is

you found wedged in your couch?"

Raj : Okay, that I said.

But that's a real problem!

Raj : You give a girl another woman's bra,

Raj : and you will not be having sex with her that night.

Raj : Maybe the other girl, but not her.

Amy : What's going on with him?

Penny : Oh, he's all bent out of shape

Penny : about having a Roommate Agreement meeting.

Sheldon : Apparently, perfect attendance isn't cool anymore.


coming tonight yes so if you guys don't

coming tonight yes so if you guys don't know we actually just got back from

know we actually just got back from

know we actually just got back from Nashville Tennessee source Li the

Nashville Tennessee source Li the

Nashville Tennessee source Li the coolest trip we've never been to

coolest trip we've never been to

coolest trip we've never been to Nashville before so our first time we

Nashville before so our first time we

Nashville before so our first time we actually looked at some houses

actually looked at some houses

actually looked at some houses I'll have the photos linked up in the

I'll have the photos linked up in the

I'll have the photos linked up in the iCard because we had a lot of fun hey we

iCard because we had a lot of fun hey we actually had a ton of fun it was super


of beef yes and plenty of coconut desert shredded coconut right yeah

shredded coconut right yeah

shredded coconut right yeah not sure about diseases of coconut

not sure about diseases of coconut

not sure about diseases of coconut coconut mature coconut and lots of lots


...I'm a bit of a self-taught expert.

Howard, if I were to ask Leslie Winkle out, it would just be for dinner.

I'm not gonna walk into the lab, ask her to strip naked and dance for me.

Howard : Oh, then you're probably okay.

- Hello, Leslie. - Hi, Leonard.

- I'd like to propose an experiment... - Goggles.

Howard : Right.

Leonard : - I would like to propose an experiment. - Hang on.

Lesley : I'm trying to see how long it takes a 500-kilowatt oxygen-iodine laser...

...to heat up my cup of noodles.

Leonard : I've done it. About two seconds, 2.6 for minestrone.

[MACHINE WHIRRING]


Wilson : This other patient,

the old lady, Ester?

Wilson : Have you read Moby Dick?

House : It was a book?

- It was ten years ago. - Twelve.

Wilson : Obsession is dangerous.

House : Only if you're on a wooden ship, and your obsession is a whale.

House : I think I'm in the clear.

You do realize it's a metaphor.

You realize the point of metaphors is to scare people from doing things

House : by telling them that something much scarier is gonna happen

House : than what will really happen.

House : God, I wish I had a metaphor to explain that better.

House : Go back to the game. Don't worry, I'm not gonna get eaten by witches.

Chase : Coronary arteries clear. No aneurysms.

Cameron : Flip the mode. Let's see the flow.

Sarah : How did that other woman die?

Foreman : She went into respiratory distress.

Foreman : - Her heart and liver were already... - No.

Sarah : Did she suffer?


Marshall : if you ever need a wingman, I'm your guy.

Barney : Yeah, I'm not going to go through that again.


Mr. Zelner : -Gavin, Ralph loved your ideas. -Hi, Mr. Zelner.

Rachel. l see you've met Gavin.

Mr. Zelner : When you left us, we weren't sure what we were gonna do.

Mr. Zelner : But then, Gavin to the rescue. Super Gavin.

Well, that's great.

Rachel : So now, Super Gavin, when l come back...

...where do you plan on flying off to?

Gavin : That's up to Mr. Zelner. l'm sure he'll make the right decision.

Rachel : Super ass-kissing power.

lncidentally, when are you coming back?

Today.

Gavin : -You said two weeks. -No, l said today.

Rachel : See, for a superhero, not so much with the listening.

l'm sorry. Rachel, we should probably go.

l ran out of diapers, and l had to use your sweater.


Beckett : Do you recognize him, Ms. Hill?


long-term one actually I can't remember

long-term one actually I can't remember any before Sean I'm so sorry I'm it

any before Sean I'm so sorry I'm it

any before Sean I'm so sorry I'm it totally was after him actually yeah

totally was after him actually yeah

totally was after him actually yeah you're the best kisser yes I thought I

you're the best kisser yes I thought I

you're the best kisser yes I thought I went from Sean Sean breaks and yes no I

went from Sean Sean breaks and yes no I

went from Sean Sean breaks and yes no I know there was a chief it was likely

know there was a chief it was likely

know there was a chief it was likely what does this name begin with G Jared

what does this name begin with G Jared

what does this name begin with G Jared mmm

mmm

mmm sweetie I can think George no Jerry

sweetie I can think George no Jerry

sweetie I can think George no Jerry oh my god you get Jerry I don't want

oh my god you get Jerry I don't want

oh my god you get Jerry I don't want Lisa

Lisa

Lisa Oh give us another player what's she

Oh give us another player what's she

Oh give us another player what's she look like can we get him on the phone

look like can we get him on the phone

look like can we get him on the phone what Jared's George Jonathan yeah what's

what Jared's George Jonathan yeah what's the second of it what then you know no

the second of it what then you know no

the second of it what then you know no Gavin our girl

gee or great cabin great no great burger


The vacuum's in my closet on the left side.

Monica : Garbage bags are next to the refrigerator.

Phoebe : Rachel's gonna be here. Can't I just ask her?

Monica : Yeah, okay. Give that a try!

Chandler : -Let's do it. -Cheerio!

Joey : London, baby!

Chandler : That's not gonna get annoying.

Joey : London, baby!

Ross : You know what? I was wrong.

Ross : We're all here. Let's get going!

I want to go over and hug you...

Phoebe : ...and wish you luck, but I can't get up.

Ross : -I'll come hug you. -Great, can you bring me the paper?


Now, Emily, repeat after me.

-I, Emily... -I, Emily...

-...take thee, Ross... -...take thee, Ross...

...as my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health...

...till death parts us.

As my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health...

...until death parts us.

Now, Ross.

Repeat after me.

I, Ross...

I, Ross...

...take thee, Emily...


check in at counter - I can't say I've

check in at counter - I can't say I've

check in at counter - I can't say I've ever really flown an international

ever really flown an international

ever really flown an international flight at this time been at the airport

flight at this time been at the airport

flight at this time been at the airport at 3 p.m. usually there are no really

at 3 p.m. usually there are no really

at 3 p.m. usually there are no really night flights when I normally catch the

night flights when I normally catch the

night flights when I normally catch the flights like I usually at 9 or 10 p.m.

flights like I usually at 9 or 10 p.m.

flights like I usually at 9 or 10 p.m. it's kind of nice to be here in the

it's kind of nice to be here in the

it's kind of nice to be here in the middle of the afternoon and it's not too

middle of the afternoon and it's not too busy

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]


ready no you ready son let's go you

ready no you ready son let's go you dodge the water

[Music]

but what is going above in here

but what is going above in here

but what is going above in here are you ready baby's first mud run go oh

are you ready baby's first mud run go oh like nothing how cool is that I got here

like nothing how cool is that I got here little boy

little boy

little boy a beautiful red car I'm gonna take this

a beautiful red car I'm gonna take this

a beautiful red car I'm gonna take this car it's gonna smash it

that thing is out there

flash Atwood oh my god you are so puffed don't even act like you need a notorious

don't even act like you need a notorious boy


If the pizza is cooked a little less the sauce is a bit more tangy and less sweet when it's cooked more

It's a little more sweet in at a minute and 30 seconds

That sauce is perfect with all these rules you get this : a charred chewy pizza fresh tomato sauce beautiful cheese like I said

I love this pizza because of this pure

Pure simplicity when you come to a place like this you want a Neapolitan pizza you gotta get a whole pizza


Hold on a second.

That bruising around your belly button.

You might get some fun drugs out of this after all.

House : but the ultrasound showed air as well as blood. Now,

House : I know what you're thinking. Hemorrhagic pancreatitis.

House : But I also know what I'm thinking.

House : Doesn't explain the pneumoperitoneum.

Adams : You took a new case?

Park : You ran tests yourself?

House : I saw the chance to help someone in need, and I instinctively...

House : No, wait, that was someone else's instincts.

Wilson's dying, your parole officer

Taub : is probably on his way here right now.

Taub : How are you possibly in a good mood?

Adams : Air in his abdomen could mean blah, blah, blah.

Taub : But blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Adams : Blah, blah, blah.

House : Nobody cares about the medicine.

House : Perforated ulcer.

House : Laparotomy to find the hole in his tummy and close it up.

Kutner : You didn't answer the team's question.

Which is weird 'cause normally when I talk to my own employees,

House : I'm under oath and hooked up to a lie detector.

Kutner : You were looking at six months of prison

Kutner : instead of five months of Wilson.

Kutner : Why happy?

House : Obviously I had a plan.

Obviously, obviously you had a plan.

Kutner : The more interesting question is,

Kutner : why you didn't tell the team.

Kutner : I think it's because part of you knew from the start

Kutner : that the plan wouldn't work.


how

how

how okay we are at bat in think I could

okay we are at bat in think I could

okay we are at bat in think I could drive I'm not hearing us


So uncle and Papa and Mama are taking

them on Soarin' right now.

Yay!

Alright let's just double check it again.

Stand up.

Oh gosh, okay.

- That's close You're right there.

We'll see if they let you.

I'm like so scared.

Because he's like, he is 40 inches.

But he's just like right there

and you never know if they're gonna be like,

no not this time.

So we'll see.

quirky music

Ollie you gotta watch the safety video okay?

Pay attention.

He's like freaking out.

Sit next to Papa.


Stripper : Your lap is vibrating. Oh, sorry.

Ah, it's my boss.

Taub : Probably drunk, wants a ride home. Let him take a cab.

Taub : Do you have any kids?


he betrays me like that? Uh-uh.

Brooke : I deserve that treasure, and I'm not leaving here without it.

Stuckey : Only one leaving with that treasure is me.

And I got the biggest gun.

Royce : Not anymore, grandpa.

Ryan : NYPD! NYPD! Drop your weapons right now!

Ryan : Drop it! Drop your weapon!

Drop it, now!

What about you, Royce? Are you willing to shoot me for that treasure?

Royce : In case you haven't noticed, kid, my gun's not pointed at you.

Well, my gun is,

and at this range I'm gonna turn her and the haircut into soup.

Ryan : You shoot, you die, gramps.

Stuckey : You think I care?

Stuckey : The only thing that's keeping me alive is that 10 million in stones.

Stuckey : Either I leave with it, or I leave in a body bag.

Beckett : Well, then maybe we should make sure the treasure's even there

Beckett : before we start shooting.

Beckett : Castle, do you mind?

Castle : Why me?

Beckett : 'Cause you're the only one without a gun.

Castle : Good point.

Okay. Just let me...

You got a plan here, kid?

Not one I'm gonna share with you.

Royce : Maybe you should show us all something.

Castle : Hey! Hey, guys?

Castle : I think I found something.


just juices with flavor yeah meat that

just juices with flavor yeah meat that will give you a job workout that is for

will give you a job workout that is for

will give you a job workout that is for sure I love it thank you so much that


Okay. If you really need to.

Ross : I bet someone could use one of Monica's freshly baked cookies.

Rachel : Oh, I really could.

Phoebe : All right, it seems pretty simple.

Phoebe : Your first line is, "My name is Claude."

Phoebe : So just repeat after me.


Leonard : There are a couple of things I did with Penny

Leonard : that might be a little silly, but...

Raj : Like what?

Leonard : Every once in a while, before we'd go to bed,

Leonard : I'd put on a little show for her.


it's just all fresh chilies and chicken feet.

You eat the cartilage around the bones.

And in China, people find that very satisfying

and they say it has lots of collagen,

which is good for your skin.

And over here, this is gonna be

another extremely spicy dish.

This is the same thing, except with slices of lamb.

This one looks like it's got a little bit more

Sichuan peppercorn in here.

You can see the peppercorns.

Crazy!

This is called liangxia, which literally translates

as cold shrimp, but it's actually a dessert.

This is made with niangaofen.

See these little fish looking things?

And it's full of peanuts and sesame, and brown sugar.

Oh, and little raisins.

It is a fruity, nutty dessert that cools you right down.

We're just gonna go right in for that chicken foot.

Try that out right away.


Amy : Forget it. I don't expect you guys to understand.

Raj : I understand.

In seventh grade, I played spin-the-bottle and it landed on Alina Shankar.

Raj : She said if I came near her, she would break the bottle and cut me.


Sheldon : Let me guess.

Voice : And out.

Sheldon : What was I gonna do? Two "ins" in a row?

Sheldon : -Where's my lemonade? -I didn't get it.


Cristina : I can swim three lengths of my parents' pool underwater.

Richard : You're up, Dr. Yang. Let's get her masked.


Penny : Better. You're the lint trap of my love.

Raj : Aw.

Amy : That's an interesting tie clip.

Dave : Oh, thanks.

Dave : It's, uh, Avogadro's constant.

Dave : It's useful for calculating the number of atoms in a substance,

Dave : or causing regret in anyone who asks about it.

Raj : Oh, I...

Amy : I think it's neat.

Raj : Oh! Sorry. Sorry.

Dave : No one's ever liked the tie clip before,

Dave : so I just lost all control. I...

Amy : No, it... it's okay, and we are on a date.

Amy : I'm... I'm just a little nervous.

Dave : Well, no need to be nervous with me.

Dave : I'm just a harmless giant from a foreign land.

Amy : You know, I'm just being silly. I...

Amy : I don't know what I'm waiting for.


House : Dr. Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so, unfortunately, she's much too busy to deal with you.

I am a board-certified diagnostician,

with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology.

I'm also the only doctor currently employed at this clinic who is forced to be here against his will.

That is true, isn't it? But not to worry.

Because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin.

Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this.

This is Vicodin. It's mine. You can't have any.

And, no, I do not have a pain management problem. I have a pain problem.

But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell.

So, who wants me?

And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys?

Okay. Well, I'll be in Exam Room One if you change your mind.

Cuddy : Jodi Matthews?

Cuddy : Please accompany Dr. House to Exam Room One.


Robot Voice : There's a security booth in the parking lot.

Robot Voice : Dead drop a flash drive with the new bank routing numbers

Robot Voice : in the top drawer of that booth at precisely noon today

Robot Voice : for my accountant to retrieve.

Robot Voice : That is all for now.


Monica, you remember mean, old Mrs. Kreiger in fifth grade? She was 30.


It's so dark in here, you guys, and when you talk,

it echoes all weird.

So this tunnel actually does look clear, Missy.

It doesn't look like there's anything too crazy ahead.

Hoping our silly dog is on the other side.


What would you do... Alcatraz or fisherman's wharf?

You really did that?

Ted : Marshall,

I think barney's your best man.

Yeah.

Yes, he is.

See, lily? This is why I didn't...

Really?

Really.


Penny : How are we supposed to set up machines and conveyor belts in my apartment?

Sheldon : You're thinking of the moving assembly line.

Sheldon : An understandable, but not excusable, mistake. Now...

Sheldon : ...the moving assembly line, that was introduced by Henry Ford in 1908.

Sheldon : That innovation is what made possible our modern consumer culture...

...by enabling a low unit cost for manufactured goods.

Sheldon : I guess that isn't one of the topics discussed on your Radiohead.

We're gonna miss the coming attractions.

[GROANS]

Raj : What's the matter?


Oh look at that


Maybe New Jersey's not that bad, okay? Stella has a lawn.

You could get a riding lawn mower. They sell them over there.

I saw one with a cup holder. I saw a recliner with a built-in cup holder.

Marshall : I even saw a hammock with a cup holder.

Marshall : You live in New Jersey, you never have to hold a cup again.

I don't think I have as big a problem holding cups as you do.

I will give you $100 to fist bump me.

Just put it down, Barney. Your arm must be killing you by now.

Look, you'll be right across the river. You'll be in New York all the time.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

Excuse me. You guys are from New York, right?


Sheldon : but it works for Princeton, too.

Amy : Scavenger hunts at Harvard were really tough.

Amy : I always got stuck on the first challenge.

Trying to End someone to be on a team with me.

Amy : I guess that story's more sad than funny.

Penny : I love scavenger hunts. My friends and I had them all the time.


Taub : I thought you'd be relieved.

Thirteen : This gets you off the hook. It's just genetics.

Taub flatly, But Managing To Sound Bitter : I'm 5'6" and have a receding hairline.

Taub flatly, But Managing To Sound Bitter : I hate genetics. Medulla's clean.

Thirteen amused : I don't see you wearing lifts or hair plugs.

Taub : That's because being short and bald doesn't hurt anybody.

Thirteen supportive : The only thing hurtful about your other genetic predisposition

Thirteen supportive : is that you keep denying it.

Thirteen supportive : It's not good for you or Rachel.

Taub : There's nothing there. It's not adrenal cancer.

Taub : And maybe you're right about me,

but I'm not going to stop trying.

Taub : Rachel's worth it.

Thirteen looking Closely At The Screen : Look up there. The lung. What is that?

Wilson : You served me with divorce papers

Wilson : in the middle of a medical conference in New Orleans!


Sheldon : Well, I think you mean my friends.

Sheldon : And why wasn't I invited to this?

Amy : Maybe because the two of us being there

Amy : would make them feel awkward.

Sheldon : We make everyone feel awkward.

That's our thing!

Leonard : They're running a little behind.

Leonard : Should be pretty soon. Okay.

Leonard : Hey, if you're hungry, there's a breakfast buffet

Leonard : at the strip club next door.

Penny : Thanks, but I don't like glitter on my scrambled eggs.

Leonard : I don't think the strippers prepare the meal, but okay.

Look, it-it's not how I pictured it either,

Leonard : but I'm still glad we're doing it.

Penny : Me, too. You sure?

Sheldon : Yes. And you promise

Leonard : you're okay with everything from the car?


Look.

Tucker : I can move them.

Hey. Thank you.

Tucker : What is it, Jim?

Wilson : I'm gonna need to run some tests.

Taub : Intraepidermal superficial bullae. Could be pemphigus.

Thirteen : Or it could be from the fire.

Taub : Either way, he's dead. We can't stop the oozing.


there are really fat bananas yeah

there are really fat bananas yeah there's no other way to put it these are

there's no other way to put it these are fat bananas and beautiful and these are

fat bananas and beautiful and these are

fat bananas and beautiful and these are right from the garden here even at this

right from the garden here even at this

right from the garden here even at this high of elevation and in this cold

high of elevation and in this cold

high of elevation and in this cold weather

weather

weather so they bananas the the skin gets a

so they bananas the the skin gets a

so they bananas the the skin gets a little bit Brown but they are really

little bit Brown but they are really

little bit Brown but they are really good on the inside then I take a piece

good on the inside then I take a piece

good on the inside then I take a piece of the buckwheat pancake and these are

of the buckwheat pancake and these are

of the buckwheat pancake and these are nice and fluffy fluffy ones this time


Beckett : What were your orders?

Mathis : To pick her up at the opera and bring her to Mr. Nazif.

Beckett : For what?

Mathis : He wanted to speak with her.

Mathis : But she had refused to meet with him.

Mathis : I'm not clear on the specifics.

Beckett : What about the USB?

Mathis : I don't know about any USB.

Sofia : When she left the opera, I escorted her to the limo.

A few stoplights later, she jumped out, ran off and I lost her.

Mathis : I don't know what happened to her after that.

Castle : I do.

Beckett : You caught up to her at her apartment and then you murdered her.


Mrs Latham : Oh, I made you uncomfortable last night.

Mrs Latham : I'm so sorry.

Leonard : No, that's okay.

Mrs Latham : No, it most certainly is not.

Mrs Latham : Leonard, I'm making the donation to your department

Mrs Latham : regardless of what happens between us.

- Really? - Well, of course.

Mrs Latham : There's no quid pro quo here.

Mrs Latham : You and your colleagues are doing remarkable research,

Mrs Latham : and you deserve the money.

Leonard : Oh.

Leonard : Then what was last night about?

I took a shot; sue me.

Leonard : Oh.

Mrs Latham : You're a very handsome man, Leonard.


Mm, mm.

Wow, oh yeah.

Muy vico.

That flavor is amazing.

There's a really nice sour hit to it.

You can definitely taste the vinegar.

It's a little sour with a little bit of sweetness

from the pineapple and it's definitely a big

chili kick from those two salsas I put in there.

It's really full of spices, full of flavor

and as you can see, super juicy.


Raj : -He'll have a Shirley Temple. -And don't be chintzy with the Shirley.

Raj : -Okay, let's check out the females. -All right.

Sheldon : There's a female.

Raj : That's Professor Wilkinson's wife. She's like 80.

Sheldon : But she's female. Isn't that the game?

Raj : -No. I'm looking for a hookup. -Oh, yes.

Sheldon : So the point of this exercise is for you to find someone to copulate with?

Raj : Not so loud. But ideally, yes.

Raj : -Thanks. -Thank you.


Raj : Then my dad said based on their

Raj : love life, she should know about phoning it in.

Bernadette : He said that to her? Well, they weren't speaking at the time,

Raj : so he had a servant say it to her.

Raj : Oh, maybe I could make a gift for them.


Rachel : -Hi, Dr. Long. How are you? -You're nice to her.

Rachel : She has the drugs.

We'll do a quick check.

Dr. Long : Eight days late, huh? You must be getting uncomfortable.


You can just chill out

Look out the window

And enjoy the scenery

There is nothing like it

Since I was a child

I have had a constant dream to travel from Xiâan, Chinaâs ancient capital

All the way along the Silk Road to Istanbul overland by train, bus, and no airplanes

Today, at 28, I begin the first leg

From Chengdu to Kashgar overland

Our first destination is Xining

The capital of Qinghai

With a large population of muslim Hui Chinese and Tibetans

Youâll fall in love with these long train rides

You can just chill out and watch the world go by

OK

Alright

This looks pretty bad actually

Letâs get into it

Letâs see what we have here


Kind of stepped on my point there, Mon.

I can't believe you lost! How much did they take?

Like 30 bucks.

-I'll give you that money back. -Really?

No, I'm bluffing! You guys haven't learned crap!

-Hand me the cards! -Can l?

Yes!

Wanna give us your money now? We can skip the formality of really playing.


MRS. HANSON : Anna is just the nanny who ran over my daughter!


Beckett : That's 20 years, easy.

Bob : - What? No, I... - But you know what?

I'm not gonna stop there, I am going to fry you for murder.

Bob : Wait, me? I didn't kill her.


the vessel for the hop hop rod this is

the vessel for the hop hop rod this is really cool I can see so here are the

really cool I can see so here are the

really cool I can see so here are the two brats first glance the spicy soup

two brats first glance the spicy soup

two brats first glance the spicy soup this is really spicy a lot of whole

this is really spicy a lot of whole

this is really spicy a lot of whole chili pepper sesame let's try this


And he is adding in so many nice vegetables over high heat.

Look at that, oh, tomato sauce going in.

Boom, tomato, bell pepper, cabbage, high heat.

speaking foreign language

Yeah, that is beautiful.

And there it is, the final Lagman, wow.

It smells fantastic, it's sizzling.

You can hear the sizzle.

speaking foreign language

- speaking foreign language

So here is like a fried, like Tashkent fried noodles.

Here we have like a sy, which is more of like Uyghur-style.

- More Uyghur-style? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.


Sheldon : I sent out a very emphatic Twitter.

I changed my Facebook status to "Sheldon wishes Penny would leave him alone."

Sheldon : I don't know what else to do.

Leonard : Well, what am I supposed to do?

Sheldon : If you don't figure something out, I warn you...

Sheldon : ...I shall become very difficult to live with.

Leonard : You mean, up until now we've been experiencing the happy fun-time Sheldon?

Sheldon : - Yes. - I'll go talk to her.

Penny : No, Fritz, I need you on my flank.

Penny : No, I don't know German.

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

- Hey, Penny? - Busy.

Leonard : Yeah, I see that. Shouldn't you be at work?


Gates : Well, clearly, they have a lot more to hide than the fact

Gates : that they were sleeping together.

Castle : Well, this is a plot twist I didn't see coming.

Ryan : Hey, so I did some digging into the apartment.

Building Manager : Ocean Terrace Holdings,

Ryan : it's a shell company owned by Bob.

Ryan : The lease began just after he and Hannah started their affair.


Alexis : Dad, come back to the office now.

Castle : What's going on?

Alexis : Just hurry. And come alone.


oldest Eduardo was in charge whoa what's Alyssa did you miss Alessia

right smart is so cookies thank you

you prank you what what's going on so


6x16 - Desperation Day 1.00 . : : www.sous-titres.eu : : .

Lily : I decided to go to Minnesota

Lily : to see Marshall.

Lily : He shouldn't have to help his mom through this rough time all by himself.

- You losing your mind, being alone? - I'm getting weird!

See, it started off with me throwing Marshall's jersey on my body pillow.

And, well,

things kind of spiraled from there.

Lily : I'm sorry I yelled like that before.

Lily : I call him "Marshpillow." And he calls me...

Lily : Nothing because he's a pillow.

Robin : How was "baking cookies" last night?


Foreman : That doesn't make any sense. Check it again.

We gotta delay the venous sampling.

Cameron : Why? Her urine turning orange?

Foreman : How would you know that?

Because that's what rifampin does.

Chase : She's not on antibiotics.

But if a Munchausen's patient thinks she's about to get busted,

she sees pills labeled "Dangerous, might cause seizures",

she might grab a couple.

And if that label were accidentally on a bottle of antibiotics,

and if that bottle were accidentally left in her room...

Foreman : - You set her up? - Might have. It's Munchausen's.

Cameron : All this, she did to herself.


Taub : We all have thoughts.

Nick : I know we all have sexual thoughts.

Nick : We have ignoble thoughts.

Nick : I just don't want those to be who I am to people.

Nick : Especially not to my wife.

Taub : I understand, I don't think it would be fair to define me by my passing thoughts.

Nick : My real choices are my actions.

Nick : And I've never done anything to hurt her, I've never cheated.

Nick : You're kidding me, you've cheated?

What?

No.

Taub : Why would you say that?

Nick : Because you look guilty as hell.

Taub : Are you serious?

Taub : Of course you're serious.

Nick : Yes, everyone knows.

Nick : God, they must think you're a creep.

Nick : They might not know, they might be idiots.

Nick : I just say these things.


Zack : Why don't you just take off?

Zack : It's not like the principal can call your parents.

Colleen : No, but the principal can call the police.

Colleen : Or the guy he's doing the favor for.

Zack : His girlfriend's obviously gonna find out.

Zack : He's screwed.

Zack : I'd bolt. No, you wouldn't.

Zack : Yeah, I would.

Colleen : No, you wouldn't.

Colleen : How do you know?

House : What's wrong?

Zack : I guess... I don't wanna do it like this.

Zack : Sorry for shooting the puck so hard

Zack : and tricking you in the bet.

Colleen : You didn't trick me.

Zack : Yeah, I did.

Zack : I gave Madison a Red Dead Revolver cheat code

Zack : so she'd hit your foot with the rope.

Colleen relieved : I knew you couldn't beat me.

Cuddy : You're right. It's just...

Zack : I really like you and I'm pretty sure you like me, too,

Zack : but I don't want to play any more games.


Beckett : So, maybe Dimes tells Sarah about Gloria.

Beckett : Sarah confronts her,

Beckett : and then Gloria kills Sarah in order to avoid exposure.

Castle : And after playing the role of grieving mother on set,

Castle : Gloria knew enough to get the hell out of Dodge.

Esposito : Yo! Look who got caught trying to buy a ticket to The Bahamas at JFK.

Gloria.

Gloria Chambers : Everything in New York reminded me of Sarah.

Gloria Chambers : I needed to distance myself from the agonizing truth that she's dead.

Gloria Chambers : Now, if denial is a crime,

Gloria Chambers : I plead guilty.

Beckett : Good to know.

Beckett : Now, how do you plead on murder?

Vince Powers : Gloria Chambers, also known as Charlene Sellars.

Beckett : You have been a very busy woman.


You are not gonna regret this.

Rachel : -She needs changing. -No, no, no. l'll get her.

l am super confident, totally responsible and fourth in line to raise Emma.

l'll be right there, Emma! Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here.

Chandler : Well, what do you know? l guess l'll be the one who dies first.


And then in go the garlic and chilies.

Oh that aroma smells so good.

coughing


House : He's healthy, so all is forgiven.

House : Now I'm feeling nauseous.

Cuddy : He is not healthy.

Nausea and diarrhea were not his only symptoms.

House : The shocks have also decreased.

Cuddy : But not disappeared.

House : And he's out of the diaper,

House : which is good news for everyone.

Cuddy : What about his low white count?

Well, the little buggers need time to grow.

House : Don't worry, our wrestling Rastafarian will be back on his feet

House : and sneaking around behind Pop's back again in no time.


Beckett : So, they found the laptop.

Castle : I knew it. So what was on it?

Beckett : Well, the hard drive is encrypted, so techs are going through it now.

Castle : Well, somewhere on that computer

Castle : is a conspiracy of lies so heinous, so deadly...


suggestion you guys had is that I must

suggestion you guys had is that I must go to Cebu and try some love try and

go to Cebu and try some love try and

go to Cebu and try some love try and trust me from all the pictures I've seen

trust me from all the pictures I've seen me I cannot way so today I feel like my

me I cannot way so today I feel like my

me I cannot way so today I feel like my whole trip has been culminating to this

whole trip has been culminating to this

whole trip has been culminating to this one moment and my expectations are

one moment and my expectations are

one moment and my expectations are really really up here let's go eat some

really really up here let's go eat some

really really up here let's go eat some girls pink we're meeting up with some

girls pink we're meeting up with some

girls pink we're meeting up with some local friends of ours I've known these

local friends of ours I've known these

local friends of ours I've known these guys for about a year but today they're

guys for about a year but today they're

guys for about a year but today they're gonna take us to some of their favorites

gonna take us to some of their favorites Letran places and the first one we're

Letran places and the first one we're

Letran places and the first one we're going to is a place called CN thi and of

going to is a place called CN thi and of all the people I've been talking to

all the people I've been talking to

all the people I've been talking to since I got into the Philippines this

since I got into the Philippines this

since I got into the Philippines this name came up the most so we got a pig

name came up the most so we got a pig

name came up the most so we got a pig just got to go eat it it's the best part

just got to go eat it it's the best part still raining

still raining

still raining very nice I'm smelling something let me


Howard : Bernie's having a girls' night on Friday at our place.

Howard : You want to do something?

Raj : -Actually, I'm busy. -Doing what?

Raj : There's a new sports bar over on Colorado Ave.

Howard : -You're going to girls' night. -Yeah.

Howard : You know they're making jewelry, right?

Raj : You think they came up with that?

Raj : They were going to drink beer and play darts.

Leonard : -What's up? -Not his testosterone levels.

Raj : Excuse me. I happen to be very comfortable with my masculinity.

Howard : How is that possible?

Leonard : Hey, I got an email from Professor Proton.

Goody! What's it say?

Leonard : He's working on a paper about nano vacuum tubes,

Leonard : and wants to know if I'd take a look at it.


Trudy : Neither of us.

Rachel : He left. Junior year abroad.

It's really too bad, 'cause...

Trudy : There was that one thing we wanted to do.

We were going to do...

But we never did.


Monica : This is so great. This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.

Yeah? Well, this is not what I ordered.

Joey : Hey, guys.

Joey : Hey, babies.


Beckett : You were working with someone on the inside.

Granger : I needed access, he needed money.

Granger : So we struck a deal.

Granger : He'd download schematics and plans

Granger : and drop them for me in the tunnel.

Who?

Mikhail Dankov. The astronaut?

If Tom was onto him, then maybe he's your killer.

Beckett : We checked his tracker.

Beckett : He was inside the habitat at the time of the murder.

Granger : Mikhail knew if his movements were being recorded,

Granger : he'd never get away with what we were doing.

Granger : So he beat the system.

Granger : He cloned his tracker before they embedded it under his skin.

Granger : As long as no one was looking, he could slip out at any time.

Mikhail?

Yes?

Esposito : I'd like a few words with you.

Beckett : What about?

Esposito : Your business relationship with Clint Granger.

Esposito : Hey! Hey!


Brent : - Nothing. We broke up. - Whose idea was that?

Brent : - It was a mutual thing, I guess. - A mutual thing?


[Music]

thank you that wasn't it no I know I

thank you that wasn't it no I know I

thank you that wasn't it no I know I know I know

know I know

know I know once I submitted it I and then I came in

once I submitted it I and then I came in and we were joking and then I was like

and we were joking and then I was like

and we were joking and then I was like oh no and I ran upstairs I was like I

oh no and I ran upstairs I was like I

oh no and I ran upstairs I was like I logged in those like I can't change it

logged in those like I can't change it

logged in those like I can't change it so crazy dough seven years six dollars

so crazy dough seven years six dollars

so crazy dough seven years six dollars for kids I wasn't sure of that if you'd

for kids I wasn't sure of that if you'd

for kids I wasn't sure of that if you'd like to sum Taiwan I like that yeah

like to sum Taiwan I like that yeah

like to sum Taiwan I like that yeah that's doing what are you bringing in is


Man : Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever

Mr. And mrs. Marshall eriksen

Man : And lily aldrin.

Lily : Does it make you kind of sad

Lily : That we don't share the same last name?

Marshall : You know, in a totally evolved

Marshall : 21st-century kind of way, yeah, a little.

Oh, you know what we should do?

Lily : We should come up with a whole new last name.

Marshall : Oh, that's easy... lily and marshall skywalker.

Lily : Lily and marshall hasselhoff.

I got it. You ready? Mm-hmm.

You ready? Yeah.

Marshall : Lily and marshall awesome.

Marshall : Have you met the awesomes?

Marshall : Marshall, lily, their son, totally

Marshall : And their daughter, freakin'?

Lily : I love you, mr. Awesome.

Marshall : I love you, mrs. Awesome.


We've gotta try this, the mezgit with the eggs.

So you take the spine,

oh, and then you can take the egg with it.

Let's try both laugh


Cristina : So you really wanna know me?

There's nothing you could reveal about yourself that I wouldn't want to know.

Cristina : This... is where I live.

Cristina : My mother decorated it.

Cristina : I don't do laundry. I buy new underwear.

And under that table?

Six months of magazines I know I'll never read, but I won't throw out.

Cristina : I don't wash dishes, vacuum, or put the toilet paper on the holder.

Cristina : I hired a maid once. She ran away crying.

Cristina : The only things in my fridge are water, vodka, and diet soda, and I don't care.

Cristina : But you do.


Leonard : Sheldon, we agreed we'd do something different tonight.

Sheldon : All right. Let's go to the comic book store.

Raj : We went to the comic book store last night.

Sheldon : Last night was Wednesday. Wednesday is comic-book night.

Sheldon : We'll be going on Thursday because it's Anything Can Happen Thursday.

Leonard : Way to think outside but pressed right up against the box, Sheldon.

What are we gonna do tonight?

Howard : If I may proffer a suggestion...

Howard : ...in bars all across this great nation of ours, Thursday night is Ladies' Night.

Howard : As the evening progresses, we will get better-looking...

...courtesy of 99-cent margaritas and two-for-one Jell-O shots.


Sheldon : There's someone at my door.

Amy : That doesn't interest me. Good-bye.

- Can I sleep here tonight? - Why?

Raj : Leonard's having astronomically inaccurate

Star Trek sex with my sister.

Sheldon : I can see how that would be upsetting. Come in.

Sheldon : I'll get the sheets and blankets for the couch.

Raj : Oh, don't bother. I'll just sleep in Leonard's room.

Sheldon : No, I can't authorize that.

Raj : Well, he's in my bed. Why can't I be in his?

Sheldon : The Hammurabic Code is "an eye for an eye,"

not "a bed for a bed."

Raj : Come on, dude, I'm exhausted, and Tyra Banks says

Raj : the most important item in your makeup bag is

Raj : a good night's sleep.

Sheldon : All right.

Sheldon : This is a form indemnifying me

Sheldon : from your use of "Leonard's bedroom."

Sheldon : Sign here, indicating that I tried to stop you

Sheldon : and did so using a stern facial expression.


tomorrow is day two of year why anyway

tomorrow is day two of year why anyway it's date night let's get her friend

it's date night let's get her friend

it's date night let's get her friend tonight goodbye

tonight goodbye

tonight goodbye we decided to giggle like squids because

we decided to giggle like squids because we like squids guys but like actually

we like squids guys but like actually

we like squids guys but like actually you know what this is the kind of food

you know what this is the kind of food

you know what this is the kind of food that we never get for the kids we never

that we never get for the kids we never

that we never get for the kids we never get this stuff delivered when we have

get this stuff delivered when we have

get this stuff delivered when we have the children because this is Thai curry

the children because this is Thai curry

the children because this is Thai curry Oh super spicy at least wakka mamas and

Oh super spicy at least wakka mamas and

Oh super spicy at least wakka mamas and stuff I doubt like the kids actually

stuff I doubt like the kids actually

stuff I doubt like the kids actually walking mamas cuz she can get like cats

walking mamas cuz she can get like cats

walking mamas cuz she can get like cats eat chicken and stuff like that but em

eat chicken and stuff like that but em

eat chicken and stuff like that but em we never get when I got a green Thai

we never get when I got a green Thai

we never get when I got a green Thai curry and I got and I got an entire

curry and I got and I got an entire

curry and I got and I got an entire fishing village just one fishing village

fishing village just one fishing village one green Thai curry

one green Thai curry

one green Thai curry I get the Jasmine she got the brown car

I get the Jasmine she got the brown car

I get the Jasmine she got the brown car she did of course she did and we are

she did of course she did and we are

she did of course she did and we are currently watching the Ozark season -

currently watching the Ozark season -

currently watching the Ozark season - I'm watching innocence and it's not be

I'm watching innocence and it's not be

I'm watching innocence and it's not be can tell when the kids are using my


And they're gonna grind everything on that

so it will be a lot faster.

So it doesn't, it wouldn't probably take until tomorrow

if they tried to grind all of that by hand,

and we don't have that much time.


Before you know it, it's going to be Halloween up in here!

And then look at Ollie.


Ooh, okay, so it says here that

"gently bouncing your baby should calm him or her down."

Castle : - Okay, okay. Okay, okay. - CONTINUES CRYING

Beckett : I have an idea.

Castle : Shh, shh.

Okay... You're making me look bad, kid.

Castle : Anything you want, okay, buddy?

You just tell me what it is, I will give it to you.

Sandra : Okay. Shh.

Beckett : Okay, here.

Beckett : Sit. Bounce.

Castle : Okay, okay.

CRYING SUBSIDES

BABY FUSSING

Beckett : Ooh, it's working!

Yeah. You're a genius.

CLAPS HANDS


Beckett : - You and he were friends. - We had adjoining cubicles.

Beckett : When was the last time you saw him?

Max Haverstock : Not since D-Day. That's what we called it.

You know, "D" for "downsizing."

Beckett : - You were let go? - Yeah.

Beckett : I bet that made you pretty angry.

Max Haverstock : Yeah. Fifteen years we worked there together, you know.

Max Haverstock : You'd think that would mean something.

You think that loyalty would be worth something.

Max Haverstock : You know what it's worth? A kick in the teeth!

Beckett : - Did you ever call and tell John that? - Yeah, all the time.

Max Haverstock : Yeah, I told him we didn't deserve to be treated like that.

Max Haverstock : But I promised him one day the worm would turn,

'cause karma's a nasty little bitch.

Beckett : Is that why you killed him?


Raj : And now you can't stand to see me with another woman.

Penny : Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Raj : It's okay, I can't get mad at your feelings.

Penny : I don't have feelings.

Raj : Yeah, that's good. Keep telling yourseIf that.

Penny : He is cuter now that I know he's rich.

Raj : I have a surprise for you. Cover your eyes.

Raj : Open them.

Raj : It's a real ruby.

Raj : It was a little expensive, but no one can put a price on love.

AIthough the people at Cartier took a pretty good shot at it.


Vogler : Hi. Edward Vogler.


This is over 10 kgs of seafood.

- This is so cool.

I am so excited,

I can't wait.

- [Trevor] So they're gonna take this crab flesh

and they're gonna coat it in a little bit of starch.

Wow, these guys are pure masters.

- Everything's so fluid

with the way that people are working.

- It's just that pure factory

of seafood here. - Yeah.

- [Trevor] Here we go.

metal clanging

- [Nikki] Oh wow, it's like a volcano.

- [Trevor] Yeah.

Right in that oil.

Woo!

- [Nikki] Oh my gosh!

oil frying

- [Trevor] Look at all those crab legs!

- [Nikki] It like, immediately starts cooking.

- [Trevor] Yeah.

Oh, there it is.

Wow, look at those crab pieces.

That is a true mountain of crab.

- [Nikki] Oh and look he's cooking the head too.

- [Trevor] Oh he's putting the head in.

Wow!

oil frying