Moira : No, none at all.

Chase : What were you doing when the pain came on?

Moira : Just sitting and praying.

Sister Joan : She'd been helping to make the altar breads

Sister Joan : that morning, but no hard physical work,

Sister Joan : or repetitive motion.

Chase : Couple of possibilities.

Chase : You have enlarged lymph nodes, so

Chase : I'd like to start by ruling out breast cancer.

And I do mean rule out. It's probably nothing.

Chase : I'm gonna do a quick breast exam.

Chase : Do you mind stepping out for a moment?

Sister Joan : Not at all.

Thai was so I could ask about the second possibility.

Chase : Might not be a coincidence that the pain

Chase : started on the verge of a major life change.

Moira : How did you know?

Chase : Blue veil means you're a postulant,

Chase : haven't taken your vows yet.

Chase : Brown vestments means you're Carmelites,

Chase : cloistered nuns, which explains the chaperone.

Chase : You're about to withdraw from the world for good.

Chase : I was a seminarian.

Moira : Who obviously didn't take his vows.

Chase : Cassock made my ass look fat.

Chase : Do you mind unbuttoning your shirt and lying down for me'?

Okay.

Moira : I have had second thoughts. I'm kind of a wreck.

Chase : A life of perpetual enclosure and almost complete silence?

Chase : If you weren't wrestling with this,

Chase : I'd say there's something really wrong with you.


- And you fixed the phalange?

- Yes, the phalange is fixed.

As a matter of fact, we put a whole lot of extra phalanges onboard, just in case.

- Where is she? - I don't see her.

Phoebe : - There she is!

Gate Attendant #2 : - excuse me, sir, do you have a boarding pass? - No, no, I just have to talk to someone.

Gate Attendant #2 : - I'm sorry, you cannot go any further without a boarding pass.

Ross : - No, no, no, but...


Foreman : Not in this case.

Foreman : Her body's trying to do what you refuse to, get the baby out and save itself.

Cameron : Patient's transaminases are 10 times normal.

Her liver is on the verge of shutting down completely.

Cuddy : A torch test could...

Foreman : We don't have time for more tests.

House : We have to terminate or she'll die.

Cuddy : Then let's work faster.

Cameron : Medicine doesn't work faster just because you hope real hard.

Cuddy : But it could help to see what the baby's been hiding.

Cuddy : The only organ we haven't been able to look inside is its lungs.

Cuddy : The problem must be in there.

Cuddy : We haven't been able to see inside because they're underdeveloped.

Chase : We've already got her on corticosteroids, but it'll take weeks for them...

Cuddy : Then let's drown them in corticosteroids, multiple courses.

Cuddy : Speed up their development.

Foreman : Giving the baby more than one course will suppress adrenal gland function.

Chase : Have long-term adverse effects on fetal organ development.

Cuddy : Worse than death? Emma's already on tocolytics.

Cameron : The combination could put her into pulmonary edema.

Cameron : You'll just kill her faster.

Cuddy : It's the only chance we have to see inside those lungs.

We're just gonna have to make the baby better faster than we make Emma worse.

Cuddy : Come on! This is the kind of thing House does every day.

Foreman : House thought we should terminate six hours ago.


babies that's pretty good okay thank you so we were all sleep deprived and

so we were all sleep deprived and

so we were all sleep deprived and confused and we have no cutlery in our

confused and we have no cutlery in our

confused and we have no cutlery in our life but I did get my shoes back

life but I did get my shoes back

life but I did get my shoes back eventually

eventually

eventually oh that sounds like someone else last


Guy 2 : Welcome to the party. Yeah!

Guy 2 : Just need you to sign this release protecting the host

Guy 2 : From any and all responsibility should you harm yourself

Guy 2 : Or a third party.

Guy 2 : Then freakin' rage!

Yeah! Hey,

Robin : Drunk legal dude, um...

Robin : Have you seen marshall ericksen?

Robin : He was with a guy named ted.

Guy 2 : You mean ted mosby, the architect?

Guy 2 : Man, what a visionary.

Guy 2 : Yeah, they were here.

Ted : Awards are nice, they look good on my shelf.

Ted : But none of that acclaim means anything

Ted : Compared to the joy seeing the sun rise

Ted : Over your first building.

Marshall : Wow.

Girl : I would love to watch the sun rise with you.

Ted : I know you would.

Ted : It's the job.

Barney : Dude.

Guy 2 to guy 1 : You should let us shave your ass tonight.

Guy 1 : No way.

Girl 2 : Hey, marshall, where's lily?

Marshall : I didn't want to ruin the party for everybody this early,

Marshall : But, uh... Everyone take a seat.


Awarma can just, has the power to make everything better.

Yes.

- [Man 1] Come on, guys, you gotta have this.

- [Female Bystander] You have a fan.

- [Ahmad] You have a fan.

- [Man 1] It's amazing.

- Hey, how are you, man?

- [Man 1] How are you?


MVO : No.

Please rewind the tape?


Jim : I didn't sleep well that whole first year after you got out of the academy.

Jim : I'd hear sirens in the night and imagine you off in the darkness someplace.

Jim : I had nightmares where it swallowed you whole.

Dad, I don't wanna lose this one.

Jim : Your mother always said that life never delivers anything that we can't handle.

I mean, she lived by that, you know.

Called it "Johanna's Immutable Law of the Universe."

Jim : And for years, I thought she was wrong.

Jim : Because I couldn't handle losing her.

Jim : Now, I can almost hear her whisper,

- "I told you so." - Four of Mom's favorite words.

Jim : Look, she was a devout believer in the truth.

Jim : And if she were here right now, she'd tell you the truth can never hurt you.

You know, this may be your mother's way of reaching out to you, Katie.

Jim : And reminding you that the truth is still your weapon to wield.

Jim : Not theirs.

Beckett : - Hey. - Hey.


- Were you trying to impress Penny? - No, no, not at all.

Leonard : A little bit.

How did that work out for you?

Penny entering : Leonard, ready to go?

Libido, one. Truth, zero.

I'm gonna ask one more time.

Leonard : We did the work together, let's present the paper together.

Sheldon : And I'm telling you for the last time, it's pandering, it's undignified, and bite me.

Leonard : Let's go.

- Bye, Sheldon. - Goodbye, Penny.


House : You can do anything, so you come back to

House : the same building you worked in for years?

House : Guess you can cross that off your bucket list.

Chase : Can we get to my patient sometime soon?

Chase : You'll help me. Because even though

Chase : you don't find my case interesting,

Chase : you find my interest in it interesting.

House : When you put it that way... Ascending cholangitis.

Taub : Missed me!

It can't be, bilirubin's normal.

House : Clinical signs can show up days before lab signs.

House : This is great, we should make this a regular thing.

Nurse : She can't feel her foot at all.

Moira : What does this mean?

Means I've gotta spend more time consulting with a colleague.

His 17-ketosteroid levels are low. How can he be...

House : He tried to tongue-kiss Park when you were closer.

Think his sexuality's normal?

Chase : I need more help. My patient has a new symptom, ischemic foot.

Chase : Get the lecture out of your system, so we can talk about my case.

House : Let me start with an allegory...


-No, I'm fine. -You don't think that's inappropriate?

-What? -Good God, man. Don't anger it.

Rachel : Ross, it is 100 degrees outside. For the first time in weeks, I am..

Fine. Whatever you want. You're the mommy.

No! Don't call me "Mommy."

It's bad enough you call your own mother that.

I'm actually with her on this one.

Rachel : Come on, Ross. We're gonna be late.

Either of you want to be Ross?

Joey : I thought I knew who the enemy was, but it was you.

Okay, this is it. This is my big fight scene coming up.


Chambers : But he offered a deal. Five grand for his silence.

Chambers : Apparently, he was desperate for cash.

Chambers : So I paid up, and he flagged a cab to the city.

Beckett : And why did he need the money so urgently?

Chambers : - Beats me. - Nah.

You're gonna have to do better than that.

Decker : I don't know!

Chambers : But if anyone does, it'd be his girlfriend.

Okay. Does this girlfriend have a name?

Chambers : Recruit Officer Decker.

Beckett : I used to come here between classes, too.

Beckett : I always enjoyed the extra practice.

Beckett : Except a mannequin doesn't resist arrest.

Decker : I got it, Captain. Thanks.

Beckett : Show me.


drink some coffee yeah that is coffee in Ethiopia it's the best most of the time

Ethiopia it's the best most of the time

Ethiopia it's the best most of the time right there with in our coffee ceremony

right there with in our coffee ceremony

right there with in our coffee ceremony [Music]

[Music]

[Music] but ER it's time to put the chicken into


staff talk, plates rattle

- [Mark] All of the meat are on spits.

They're all on stakes, they're all rotating

and what's really interesting are the different cuts of meat

which are different, specific to Brazil.

The different parts of the meat that they use

and how they cut it and one of the,

I don't remember the name,

what's the cut of meat from the hump?

Chef Silva talks in Portuguese

- Cupim.

- Cupim, cupim.

This is from the hump of the--

- [Silva] Hump of the back.


[GROANS]


- [Mark] Well thank you very much, grab one of these.

So you take off the little outside shell.

Oh it's almost like a soybean.

A little bit drier.

Mmm, so this is like a snack.

- [Shopkeeper] Yeah.

- The owner at that shop is so nice, we just spent

15 minutes just like sampling all of his fresh ingredients


So, you've got Huntington's? Nope.

Kutner : But House said that...

Thirteen : If I wanted to talk about it, why didn't I bring it up?

Taub : Fluorescein angiogram was clear. No leaks. No lesions.

Taub : Definitely not a vascular problem.

House : Someone get their birthdays out of the file.

Thirteen : Have you tried leaving it blank?

Thirteen : Tough to get into the head of someone who actually trusts people, huh?

Thirteen : Found both computers in an office on a desk they share.

Taub : No sign of macular degeneration or optic neuritis.

Taub : Her eyes are completely normal.

Foreman : Except she can't see out of them.

House : So she says.

You find anything on the MRI?

Foreman : No sign of plaques. It's not MS.

Taub : We haven't found anything abnormal on any tests.

Kutner : Except she can't see or move her hands.

House : So she says.

Thirteen : You can't lie about flaccid paralysis.

Maybe she's not lying. Her brain is.

Foreman : What if it's a conversion disorder?

House : Lacks personal boundaries.

House : Promiscuous. Inappropriate obsession with truth telling.

House : Certainly sounds like a psych case.

Kutner : Cool. I'll set up a psych consult and start her on anti-depressants.

No.

House : Her mind is tricking her body.

House : We need to trick her mind.

House : Or even better...


Castle : We writers call this "the inciting incident."

Whoever she spoke to, whatever she heard,

is what led to her murder.

Beckett : Well, what does it matter? I mean, the hard drive is stolen.

Beckett : The recording is gone. We'll never know what she heard on that call.

Castle : No, but we might know who she heard it from.

Beckett : You remember how Laura fell asleep

watching those B-roll tapes at Gotham 11?

Mmm-hmm. She was closing her eyes.

Castle : She wasn't watching the tapes, she was listening to them.

Beckett : So you're saying she was trying to ID our caller's voice?

Castle : I had Sarah, our goddess dispatcher, listen to those B-roll tapes.


Foreman : We'll get a chest x-ray to check.

Chase : I didn't screw up. Why would you...

How can you be so petty, Chase? He's down a quart.

House : Either he's losing blood because you nicked something

House : or he's just not producing blood,

House : in which case, we're talking acute anemia

House : combined with a muscular disorder.

Foreman : Paraneoplastic syndrome?

House : Either you screwed up or he's got cancer.

Patient : I think I should start smoking again.

House : You want a medical opinion supporting that decision?

Patient : The symptoms started as soon as I quit.

Symptoms meaning diarrhea.

- A lot of diarrhea. - 10 or 12 times a day.

Patient : It's really embarrassing. I'm a flight attendant and...

Well, on the up side, my hiccups are gone.

Stacy : You went to his group.

Well, you were the one who was all, "Greg, you need to confront your feelings".

That was five years ago.

Well, I've been pissy.

Fine, you don't want help. Does that mean nobody should get it?

House : Mark's looking for help because, what, he's resentful, overwhelmed?

House : - I'm asking because I care. - Not about him.

You still wanna jump me, so you don't care whose marriage...

Listen, I can get my rocks off any time I want.

House : What I don't seem to be able to do is my job

House : without you hanging over my shoulder.


Tom : All you have is the word of a few whacked-out zombies.

Tom : That's not even close to probable cause.

Beckett : Yeah, well, it's all I need to keep you here for 24 hours.

Beckett : And by then, I will have my proof.

Tom : No, you won't.


Howard : All systems go, if you catch my drift. Heh.

Bernadette : I always catch your drift.

Howard : Well, something's obviously bugging you.

Howard : What is it?

I can't believe you signed up for the space program without talking to me.

I get it. We... You're worried about me.

Howard : That is so sweet. You know, there's a saying we have at NASA.

Howard : What makes the right stuff so right is that it always comes home.


Sheldon : Intimacy in any form has been challenging for me,

Sheldon : but I'd like to show her how important she is,

Sheldon : and it feels like now might be the right time.

Penny : Sheldon, that's so beautiful.

Sheldon : Then it's settled.

Sheldon : Amy's birthday present will be my genitals.

Amy : Thanks for taking me out.

Penny : Well, you're spending your birthday with Sheldon.

Penny : Why not celebrate early?


Bonnie : When we had people over, he had to nip at their ankles.

Bonnie : "Hector does go rug" is an anagram for "Doctor Greg House".

Bonnie : That's how early in the marriage I resented you.

House : Wow. Did I ever waste money on that place setting.

Bonnie : James at least had the decency

Bonnie : to feel guilty when he hurt me.

Whereas I didn't hurt you.

I didn't even marry you, cleverly hoping to avoid moments like this one.

Bonnie : You always needed him and he was always there for you.

If you keep yelling, I'll think you'll owe me sex.

Bonnie : You knew he had a wife waiting at home. You didn't care.

Now, I'm not saying you broke up the marriage, but you didn't help.


Okay. Later, then.

Meredith : - Hey, Richard? - Yeah?

Meredith : - Thanks. - For what?


Oil based chili sauce, but look how delicious that looks.


Meredith : That's something I'm supposed to be asking you.


Adams : I know Amy's not going to break your heart,

Adams : but she's also not going to change your life.

That light's bright.

Henry : Sorry. What's happening to me?


Amy on Skype : Hi.

Penny : Hey, how'd it go? Oh, great.

Leonard : Dr. Gallo is terrific.

Sheldon : You know, I-I've always been insecure

Leonard : that no one cares about what I have to say,

Leonard : but she made me see...

Penny : Yeah, no one cares. Did you help me out or not?

Okay, n-now, what I'm hearing

Leonard : is that you feel that I sometimes take too long

Leonard : to express myself,

Leonard : and you wish I'd be more succinct.

Penny : You're only hearing that because

Penny : I cannot roll my eyes any louder.

Leonard : All right, well, after we talked about my issues with my mother...

Leonard : nothing too deep, just how she ruined my life...

Leonard : I told her about you

and your drug; she said she'd be happy to meet you.

Leonard : Really?

Penny : Oh, you're the best husband ever!


slurping


Mother was fit to be tied

every time he used her prized rhododendron

to do his business.

Lily : That reminds me, I have to pee.

Barney : "How many stars are on the flag?"

Robin : 50-- one for each state.

Barney : "What are the first ten amendments

Barney : to the Constitution called?"


whimpers

Captain : I have something for you.

Captain : Wait here.

Okay, you got to swim for it, Mosby.

Man versus sea.

You can do this.

You didn't get a "Good Effort" ribbon

from the Shaker Heights JCC Swim Camp

because you don't have what it takes.

Captain : Found it.

Captain : Zoey told me

Captain : you're a scotch drinker.

Captain : I bought this special for tonight.

And just as I started to realize that maybe

I wasn't in danger after all, we hit a bump.


the fish is longer than the Tala manners hell is even hanging off and it's only

hell is even hanging off and it's only

hell is even hanging off and it's only going to cook in there for about 13

going to cook in there for about 13

going to cook in there for about 13 minutes and we got seafood stew cooking

minutes and we got seafood stew cooking

minutes and we got seafood stew cooking already Alice guests become crabs and

already Alice guests become crabs and

already Alice guests become crabs and clans shrimp we're also going to have

clans shrimp we're also going to have

clans shrimp we're also going to have some kid you abalone this guy is just

some kid you abalone this guy is just

some kid you abalone this guy is just slicing it paper-thin

slicing it paper-thin

slicing it paper-thin at this point I'd be cutting one of my


Taub : Oh, my God.

Bartender! Champagne for everyone!


Cuddy : We are going to use this machine to clean your blood.

Cuddy : It goes out of you and through a filter,

like the filter in a fish tank.

It's kind of cool, actually.


Barney : I cannot stop staring at that girl's face.

Barney : Face.

Ted : That's your weirdest nickname for boobs yet.

Barney : I'm really looking at her face.

Lily : That's actually really sweet.

Barney : Puffy cheeks,

Barney : smudged mascara,

Barney : slightly red nose...

Barney : That girl was just crying.

Barney : She's so sad

Barney : and defenseless.

Barney : Anyone have a condom?

Lily : That's it! You know what? Five-minute time-out! Corner booth! Now.

Marsall : Get this. You know my friend Max from law school?


Ted : I'm Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville.

Zoey : This is Ted. Capital.

George : Honey, I may cut out early.

George : I have to go check up on the boat.

Ted : The boat? There's a boat?

Ted : You must tell me about this boat, Captain.

George : Well, she's an 85-foot sloop.

Ted : She! Do you like boats?

George : Does the sea call to you like it calls to me?

Ted : Yes. The sea is all like, "Ted, come hang out."

George : I like Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville.

George : You're coming on the boat sometime.

George : Stepping off.

Ted : Man, I wish me and my dad were as close as you guys are.

Zoey : Oh. You want to make this personal?

Ted from 2030 : Okay.

Zoey : Destroy Ted Mosby.

Zoey : Now it's personal.

Ted : No, if I wanted to make it personal,

Ted : I'd call you a bored little trophy wife

Ted : who likes to play activist

Ted : when the shops on 5th Avenue are closed.

Zoey : You're going down.

Ted : Down where? To the yacht club?

Ted : Oh! I would love to.

Ted : W-w-wait.

Ted : I'm half Jewish, will that be a problem?

Lily : So what about becoming an environmental lawyer?


[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] so um we have ballots whoa sure this is


What are you looking at?

A poster for that WWI movie I'm in. Check it out.


-Now? -Yeah, right now. Just....

David : Okay. Okay. Okay.

You know what? This is really expensive.

And this was a gift.

-Now you' re just tidying up. -Okay.

-You want me to throw you? -I can hop.

T ell me something, what does " no-date pact" mean to you?


this fist will not yield.

It will not yield.

- So who wants to play Scrabble? - Sure, whatever.

Heads up, the X tile is a little hard to read

'cause a couple years ago, it went all the way through my dog.

Ted : You know, maybe we should get a dog again,

- when you move in. - When I what?

Great. There's Robin.


Alexis : Yeah, Gram told me. You think

Alexis : I'm catnip for predators online.

It's just people have to be, and especially women, need to be leery

Castle : about how much they put out into the world.

I don't wanna see you haunted for years by something you posted on a whim.

Alexis : Dad, you're acting like I'm one of these girls

Alexis : who flashes the camera for a free shot of tequila.

Alexis : It's just a silly vlog.

Castle : With personal information.

Castle : What if the wrong person sees it?

Alexis : You're always pushing me to get out there. Experiment. Have fun.

Alexis : - But you refuse to trust me. - Okay, Alexis...

Alexis : Dad, I'm not having this conversation with you.

I've got to go. I've got class.

Alexis : No, stay. I'm leaving.

- Anything you wanna talk about? - No.

Richard Castle : No, no...

Beckett : Castle. Over here.

Castle : No. No, look!

It's the guy from Scarlet's sketch.

Castle : It's the man who attacked Beau.


Barney : God, that feels good.

Barney : No, that feels really... Good.

Barney : What else can we bet on?


Beckett : Um, would you mind getting that?

Castle : Yeah, yeah. Here.

Thanks.

Castle : Captain Beckett's phone.

Uh, Katherine Beckett, please?

Of course. Please wait just one moment.

- Trade you. Thank you. - Here you go.

Beckett : Yeah, this is Beckett.

Uh-huh.

Beckett : Okay, understood.

Beckett : Yeah, you know what, I'm not interested,

Beckett : so why don't you take me off the list?

Thanks.

Beckett : Telemarketers. I swear, there should be tougher laws against them.

Castle : Well, if you hadn't turned down the chance to run for State Senate,

you could've passed some.

Wow, I love this. I'm gonna cherish this.

Thank you. Mmm.

Okay, I've got a meeting at One PP.

- Knock 'em dead. - Thanks.


it's funny because the texture if it's

it's funny because the texture if it's kind of like shaved ice or a little bits

kind of like shaved ice or a little bits of icing here so he's a squares pretty

of icing here so he's a squares pretty

of icing here so he's a squares pretty refreshing once the ice breaks you just

refreshing once the ice breaks you just

refreshing once the ice breaks you just get that smooth delicious creamy flavor

get that smooth delicious creamy flavor

get that smooth delicious creamy flavor of cheese but again not savory just

of cheese but again not savory just

of cheese but again not savory just sweet delightful soft delicate cheese

sweet delightful soft delicate cheese

sweet delightful soft delicate cheese I could eat this non-stop it's so good


month before we have three children back yo

yo

yo I'll go clap what like you wanna go guys

I'll go clap what like you wanna go guys you be a good boy buy this one necklace

you be a good boy buy this one necklace

you be a good boy buy this one necklace Wow cuz we gotta go on the train on a

Wow cuz we gotta go on the train on a

Wow cuz we gotta go on the train on a train journey hey Jenny contain Guney

train journey hey Jenny contain Guney

train journey hey Jenny contain Guney [Music]

[Music]

[Music] there's a couple of things in this world

there's a couple of things in this world that will never waste to you one of them

that will never waste to you one of them is a cinema good night the cinema

is a cinema good night the cinema

is a cinema good night the cinema doesn't matter keeps going you don't

doesn't matter keeps going you don't

doesn't matter keeps going you don't want to train trains do not wait for you

want to train trains do not wait for you and when you're Irish

and when you're Irish

and when you're Irish okay we have this terrible well in this

okay we have this terrible well in this

okay we have this terrible well in this terrible but our bus system is not

terrible but our bus system is not

terrible but our bus system is not really like it's kind of like a sure it

really like it's kind of like a sure it

really like it's kind of like a sure it might arrive at this time and it might

might arrive at this time and it might

might arrive at this time and it might go at this time but it was very like

go at this time but it was very like

go at this time but it was very like wishy washy move first new to the UK we

wishy washy move first new to the UK we

wishy washy move first new to the UK we had that same mentality and we made used

had that same mentality and we made used to miss all our trains now we know when

to miss all our trains now we know when

to miss all our trains now we know when the Train says this time it'll leaves at

the Train says this time it'll leaves at that time it doesn't arrive at that time


Penny : It's no problem. Is everything okay?

Sheldon : I'm fine. It's just some stomach medication for my trip.

Sheldon : There's the remote yet distinct possibility

Sheldon : that I may end up in South America.

Penny : Remember the old days when I would've said something dumb

like, "Why?"

Penny : Uh, that doesn't sound good.

Penny : Remember the old days when I used to point out

Sheldon : that your check engine light was on?

Sheldon : -Yes. -Get ready to go down memory lane.

Sheldon : -Penny, your check engine... -Yeah, I know it's on, Sheldon!

Penny : Oh, no, no. I cannot afford this right now.

Sheldon : Maybe it's just something minor.


Sheldon : Unlike my mole, which is holding steady at the size of a navy bean.

Sheldon : What's next?

Sheldon : This is the very copy

Sheldon : of The Handbook of Chemistry and Physics

Sheldon : in which I looked up the reaction rates of mendelevium and....

Amy : -And what? -No.


Why would you do that to her? Why? Why?

-lf l helped, we could find them faster! -Right.

Phoebe : -We have a live one! -lt's a Macy's bag!

Phoebe : Who's it for?

''Dear Losers : Do you really think l'd hide presents under the couch?

P.S. Chandler, l knew they'd break you.''

Joey : Rach, these are for you.

Wiper blades. l don't even have a car.

No, but with this new-car smell, you'll think you do.

Okay, Pheebs, your turn.


Castle : Specifically, this one.

For 10 million units of the vaccine.

Beckett : Castle, there were only 1,000 reported cases

Beckett : of H5N1 worldwide.

Castle : So, why would Latham suddenly order up 10 million vaccines?

Unless they knew that there was gonna be an outbreak.

Castle : I think Paul was asking the same question.

Ms. Jarvis, thank you for taking the time.

Uh, of course.

Yeah. Have you found whoever did this to Paul?

No, not yet, but we do have a few questions.

Now, do you know why he was investigating Latham Pharmaceuticals?

It was his job.

Companies that produce vaccines with federal money are tracked by GAO.

And Latham developed a vaccine for a rare but deadly flu virus, didn't they?

I mean, a flu so rare that the vaccine just sits on the shelf.

You know, we see that a lot.

Preventative vaccines are created,

but not all flu strains become widespread.

They do with a little help.

Landlord : Excuse me?

You recently converted all of your assets to Latham stock. Why is that?

How I invest is none of your concern.

It became my concern when you tried to start an H5N1 epidemic.

With the help of someone gullible,


Julia : by harassing the housekeeper

Julia : and criticizing your bathrobe?

Julia : Yeah. I think I'm gonna wait a few years.

Okay.

Julia : Oh, and I moved your sleeping pills back in the medicine cabinet,

Julia : because I just worry. Rachel always calls them candy.


they're eating a plate of cold goats and they think they deserve it all in house

they think they deserve it all in house

they think they deserve it all in house here they make everything in help it is

here they make everything in help it is

here they make everything in help it is not a canned they preserve preserve it

not a canned they preserve preserve it

not a canned they preserve preserve it themselves and it looks kind of like ham

themselves and it looks kind of like ham with a with a fatty crust around the out

with a with a fatty crust around the out like a jelly be really crust around the

like a jelly be really crust around the

like a jelly be really crust around the outside maybe we do

outside maybe we do

outside maybe we do well that is that is early GUI you're

well that is that is early GUI you're

well that is that is early GUI you're going to use your credit grip on this

going to use your credit grip on this

going to use your credit grip on this cold goat before it slides out of your

cold goat before it slides out of your

cold goat before it slides out of your chopsticks and into the fire pot oh you


Sheldon : Granted not long, but just deeply and well.

Leonard : I'm not surprised.

A well-known folk cure for insomnia...

Leonard : ...is to break into your neighbor's apartment and clean.

Sheldon : Sarcasm?

Leonard : You think?

Sheldon : Granted, my methods may have been somewhat unorthodox...

...but the end result will be a measurable enhancement...


Cuddy : He's expectant. Leave him.

Jay : I only nodded off for a second.

Jay : I lost control of the load. I'm so sorry.

Foreman : Don't worry. We're gonna get you out of here.

Jay : I'm sorry.

Foreman : He's secure. Ready?

Emt : Three, two, one.

Foreman : Crane operator. He made it through amazingly well.

Foreman : Lucid and responsive, stable fracture, right humerus.

Foreman : Haven't gotten to his lower half yet.


I mean, this is just the first we're hearing of it.

It's on the down-low, you know.

Ramon : We all had to sign those confidentiality agreements?

Ramon : But to be honest,

CHUCKLES I had a lot of other projects in the works.

Ramon : Charlie begged me to do it.

Ramon : He said it'd be fun to get the old gang back together, you know?

Esposito : Even with all the bad blood between you two?

Esposito : I mean, wasn't your character, Marco,

Esposito : originally supposed to be the star of the show,

Esposito : and then Dewey caught fire, stole the spotlight?

Esposito : Stole your spotlight?

Ramon : We were kids back then.

I mean, the show did a lot of great things for all of us.

Ramon : Whatever issues we had, we buried the hatchet a long time ago.

Castle : Not according to your cabbie.

Ramon : He said the two of you got into a big fight.

SIGHS Yeah, I lost my temper because he was wasting my time.

Ramon : He was disrespecting the craft. Charlie didn't know any of the lines.

I mean, I'm telling you, he was never like that.

Ramon : He was always real good with that kind of stuff, you know?

Castle : You're saying there was something going on with Charlie?

Definitely. It started a couple of days ago.

Ramon : He started showing up anxious and tired.

Ramon : And I asked him what was wrong, but he wouldn't say.

Where were you last night between 11 : 30 and 1 : 30?

So Ramon's girlfriend, Yasmine, confirms his story.

Esposito : He was home all night running lines with her.


Beckett : Miss Reed, what were you doing in the Parkers' office?

Sarah Reed : - She wouldn't give me back my pen. - Your pen?

Sarah Reed : My grandfather's fountain pen. I gave it to Jake.

Helen Parker : Sam, his name was Sam!

Sarah Reed : I gave it to him before I knew he was a lying sack.

Sarah Reed : - And she wouldn't give it back to me. - I looked for it in the office.

Helen Parker : There was nothing there. I have no idea what she's talking about.

Really? Well, then what do you call this?


Monica : Did you get the turkey?

Phoebe : Oh, my God!

Monica : Who is that?


Park : And she's gotta be pissed off and have low self-esteem.

Park : Why else would she give him a free pass to pork other women?

Adams : Where are you now?

You expect an actual answer this time?

Chase : An oral infection doesn't explain

Chase : his disorientation and auditory hallucinations.

Taub : It could progress to a systemic disease.

Taub : The bacteria spread and affect other organs.

Park : He has fake children now, too?

Dominika : You think I'm not good enough for your mother.

House : Not in front of the kids, honey.


Amber Volakis : How are you doing?

"thirteen" : I'm fine.

Amber Volakis : FYI, if you ask me, it's more the guys' fault than yours.

Amber Volakis : And House isn't blameless, either.

Amber Volakis : If he hadn't pitted us all against each other...

"thirteen" : It was my fault. My mistake.


Look at that, look at that.

This is so flavorful, so sweet and spicy

and aromatic, and the fried eggs.

Oh, that is just breathtaking.

That is a super, super flavorful, slightly sweet,

spicy sauce

and that crab meat is so, so springy.


and then has just like a hint of a bitterness

which increases the flavor

and liquefies in your mouth, on your tongue.

Ying, can you hold my bowl?

giggles


It's something nobody misses

when they come to the old town Chanthaburi

is this very old ice cream spot.

In English they call it rocket ice cream.

And they make popsicle style ice cream,

old style ice cream, ice cream bolan.

I got a flavor that is the,

I think it's the original flavor.

Mmm!

So the ice cream is in the center

and then the topping is on the outside.


[Music]

[Music] we're getting a little bit of sunshine

we're getting a little bit of sunshine

we're getting a little bit of sunshine but the sunshine has been off and on

but the sunshine has been off and on

but the sunshine has been off and on today it's been drizzling then sunny

today it's been drizzling then sunny

today it's been drizzling then sunny then drizzling that's okay with me

then drizzling that's okay with me

then drizzling that's okay with me though this is where the wind starts to

though this is where the wind starts to

though this is where the wind starts to pick up you might hear that in my

pick up you might hear that in my

pick up you might hear that in my microphone but this is where you get to

microphone but this is where you get to

microphone but this is where you get to the rockier section and where you get to

the rockier section and where you get to it's starting to get to the tip of the

it's starting to get to the tip of the

it's starting to get to the tip of the peninsula the mini Peninsula here

peninsula the mini Peninsula here

peninsula the mini Peninsula here there's a bar on this side and there's

there's a bar on this side and there's

there's a bar on this side and there's some bar seating as well here and then

some bar seating as well here and then

some bar seating as well here and then some places that just sit and relax

some places that just sit and relax

some places that just sit and relax let's quickly move over here through the

let's quickly move over here through the sand there's a there's a swing over here

sand there's a there's a swing over here on the ocean too got to do a little bit

on the ocean too got to do a little bit

on the ocean too got to do a little bit of rock hopping to get in here take off


Sheldon : But returning to your key conundrum, you should call a locksmith.

Sheldon : - Have him open the door for you. - I did.

Penny : He said he'll get here when he gets here.

Sheldon : You're frustrated because he phrased his reply in a meaningless tautology?

No. I am frustrated because I am a failure at everything...

Penny : ...and my breath smells like fly.


Barney : and she couldn't care less.

Robin : I do care, Barney.

Robin : Look, we're dating now, okay? That changes things.

Robin : We have to have a serious talk about this.

Barney : Just the best. Hey.

Marshall : Girlfriend trouble?

Marshall : I wish I could help, but my unbelievably cool wife

Marshall : just bought us a private dance with her stripper body double.

Marshall : So if you need me, I'll be getting grinded

Marshall : like some pepper, in the Champagne room.

Barney : Just the best.

Jen : ...now what?

Ted : I just remembered why I didn't call you.

Lily : Why?

Ted : I can't believe I'm gonna

Ted : screw this up again, but, um...

Ted : I like finding typos in menus.

Marshall : What?

Ted : And I know my shellfish pun is stupid

Ted : but the truth ...

Ted : I'm not suddenly gonna stop making stupid jokes.

Jen : Now that you mention it...

Jen : I'm never going to stop talking about my cats.

Jen : They're funny and adorable

Jen : and totally worth having to take six Benadryl a day.


Yeah.

Hey, can l help?

Well, we climbed up four flights of stairs, maneuvered a narrow hallway...


Did you find out if his father hunched?

House : His father have trouble peeing?

House : His father have sex with his own mother?

If the answers to any of those questions is yes, assume you're right.

If the answers are no, assume you're right,

House : but biopsy some prostate lymphs just to be sure.

Cameron : But then we'd have to cut through his stomach,

Cameron : and since he's clearly got a bleeding problem, this kind of surgery...

Foreman : He doesn't clearly have anything.

House : How did I get here?


Violet : An internet hooker just stole his car.

Violet! Privacy! She was not...

She just... She borrowed my car.

Mm-hm.

- She borrowed it. Borrowed! - OK.

Cooper : 911 Turbo, hand-sewn leather seats.

Cooper : 911 Turbo with hand-sewn leather seats.


[Music]

[Music] go head ms over there like an official

go head ms over there like an official

go head ms over there like an official photographer yeah he's the man

photographer yeah he's the man

photographer yeah he's the man ow

ow

ow [Music]


- No, you did.

- Here, here. Come on. Here, come on.

I'm gonna go check it out, Ollie.

Just stay right here and I'm gonna go

into the attic and check it out.

I'll tell you if I find anything, okay?

- [Ollie] Okay.

- Okay.

screaming

Okay, oh, oh!


Ted : Anyway, this is serious.

Ted : I know lily and marshall.

All the telltale signs are here.

Barney : Like this.

A water bottle? Don't touch the evidence!

Barney to Robin : I got your back, partner.

It's not just any water bottle.

Notice the label is peeled off.

[Flashback - The apartment- Lily/Marshall - They quarrel]Ted voice off : Lily always peels labels off

[Flashback - The apartment- Lily/Marshall - They quarrel]Ted voice off : The bottle when she's feeling guilty.

This label is not only peeled off, but torn up.

[Flashback - The apartment- Lily/Marshall - They quarrel]Ted voice off : Oh, man, she must have done something bad.

[Flashback - The apartment- Lily/Marshall - They quarrel]Ted voice off : Which means marshall must have been really angry,

[Flashback - The apartment- Lily/Marshall - They quarrel]Ted voice off : And when marshall gets really angry...

[Flashback - The apartment- Lily/Marshall - They quarrel]Ted voice off : He eats.


Kutner : So why are you wasting Taub's time?

House : Because I don't want him to know that I'm wasting my time

House : disproving his fake seizure theory. Zip!

Chris?

Neil : Chris Taub, right?

Neil : Neil Zane.

Neil : I was two years under you at Collegiate High, remember?


I cant believe in a couple of hours we're gonna be parents.

I can't believe it's three weeks early.

I love that our baby is prompt!

What room did the nurse say Erica was in?


Castle : With access to those drugs.

Beckett : Who was also at our zombie walk.

Castle : But we interviewed those people.

Castle : There's no evidence that David knew any of them

Castle : or had anything to do with the zombie scene.

Castle : Well, we know he was down there.

Beckett : He had to have gone there for a reason.

Beckett : Maybe our best bet is to work this through the drug angle.

Ryan : I got started on that, and I did some research on scopolamine.


In my ear.

That milk is actually really good.

That's as fresh as possible.

That is a totally new experience.

I have never had that kind

of culinary experience in my life.

The milk is so sweet, actually.

Thank you for that.

- You really have to squeeze.

- [Mark] Are you getting it?

- Yeah, but they're squeezing hard, man.


Taub : you're better friends with.

Taub : Your avatar should ask their avatars how they're doing.

Kutner : I consider you a good friend

Kutner : even if we don't hang that much outside of work.

Taub : I wasn't arguing with him.

You kind of were.

Taub : Fine, I was. And you know what?

Taub : I was right.


very good how are you see you yes down

very good how are you see you yes down here this is actually our g-spot while

here this is actually our g-spot while

here this is actually our g-spot while feeding at night just the design is so

feeding at night just the design is so

feeding at night just the design is so cool the downstairs is where the chefs

cool the downstairs is where the chefs

cool the downstairs is where the chefs counter the bar counter seating it is as

counter the bar counter seating it is as plus a bar and then come upstairs is

plus a bar and then come upstairs is

plus a bar and then come upstairs is like the hanging garden our arena G here

like the hanging garden our arena G here as well

as well

as well so roughly eight to nine tables here

so roughly eight to nine tables here

so roughly eight to nine tables here including a private room over here once

including a private room over here once

including a private room over here once again similar mm there's just an open

again similar mm there's just an open

again similar mm there's just an open kitchen

kitchen

kitchen I'm just impressed with the design

I'm just impressed with the design

I'm just impressed with the design especially the naturalness and it feels

especially the naturalness and it feels

especially the naturalness and it feels like you're in a little oasis within

like you're in a little oasis within

like you're in a little oasis within Bangkok and I like how there's so much

Bangkok and I like how there's so much

Bangkok and I like how there's so much so much glass as well the glass windows

so much glass as well the glass windows

so much glass as well the glass windows it makes everything open and has just a

it makes everything open and has just a

it makes everything open and has just a cool feel to it like welcome drink you

cool feel to it like welcome drink you

cool feel to it like welcome drink you cheering cheers you guys


Let's you and me go out and have some fun.

Joey : Whatever you want. Come on.


Come on, we put on

The beer weight together...

Might as well take it off together.

Or we could just stop drinking beer.


Why don't you like PBS?

Phoebe : Right after my Mom killed herself, I was in a bad place, personally.

I thought I'd write to Sesame Street.

Because they were nice when I was a little kid.

Phoebe : No one ever wrote back.

Chandler : A lot of those muppets don't have thumbs.

Phoebe : All I got was a lousy key chain, and by that time, I was living in a box.

Phoebe : I didn't have keys!

I'm sorry, Phoebe.

I wanted to do a good deed, like you did with the babies.

Phoebe : This isn't a good deed. You just want to get on TV. This is selfish.

Joey : What about you having those babies for your brother?

That's selfish!

Phoebe : What are you talking about?

It was a nice thing, but it made you feel good, right?

Phoebe : Yeah, so?

Joey : It made you feel good so that makes it selfish.

Joey : Look, there's no unselfish good deeds. Sorry.


Beckett : I'll open the door.

Ryan : Thanks for coming down to the station, Emily.

Ryan : We just have a few questions about the prison experiment,

Ryan : and how you helped Peter escape from it.


Penny : Yeah. I'm tapping out. Leonard?

Leonard : I'm gonna guess that your main concern is the time commitment

Leonard : of watching an entire season of a new show.

Sheldon : Oh, no, not just a season.

Sheldon : If I'm in, I'm in for the whole run,

Sheldon : even if the quality declines.

Leonard : I get it. Smallville almost wrecked you.

Sheldon : Yeah. Exactly.

Sheldon : You know, I waited ten years

Sheldon : to see a guy everyone knows can fly, fly.

Penny : Wait, what is wrong with you two?

Penny : He was talking about television during their date night.

Sheldon : Oh, not just date night-- our fifth anniversary.

Penny : Okay, see, that's even dumber than you wondering

Penny : if being bitten by a goat would give you the powers of a goat.

Sheldon : If that happens, don't make me wait ten years

Sheldon : to watch you eat a tin can.

Raj : You guys ever notice that Emily has a bit of a twisted side?

Bernadette : You mean 'cause she has weird tattoos?

Raj : No, because she wants to have sex with me in a graveyard.


it kind of looked like there's

like an alien like ready to break free.

- It was more like, are you okay?

- So, I'm so curious what Cassie is going to look like

if she's going to have this like, a little tiny bump

or if she's going to be like...

- Will I go out this way, this way.

- [Bryan] Yeah.

- Will I be cute, I don't know.

I'm pretty small, so I'm not sure

how I'm going to come out.

- Cassie, it looks so cute on you,

though, honestly.

That's exciting.

So, for those of you who don't know,

Cassie has a channel here on YouTube.

Go check it out.

Because she's been walking

around town all day with this on.

So you have to see what she's been doing

while she's pregnant with our new baby cousin.

So, go check her out in the iCard,

and down in the description below.

- Technically, this would be our niece or nephew.

- [Bryan] Oh, that's right.

- Which we have none of, we have no nieces.

- Actually, it's a girl.


if I was okay.

I got into an accident.

Alright guys, so I do have some good news.

Fin slept all night, did not wake up once,

and he actually slept until like, 8 : 00, 8 : 30.

I was really impressed with that and super happy.

That hasn't happened in like a week.

That's really great but nap time has not been going as well.


Castle : I know you aren't cooking breakfast, so what is all this?


- Question 2... - Wait...

Judy : My last words with Marvin were lovely.

Judy : I've been thinking about them a lot.

Marshall's brother #1 : Me, too.

Marshall's brother #1 : We went for a hike in the snow and had this amazing talk.

Marshall's brother #2 : My last day with Pop,

Marshall's brother #2 : he taught my son how to skate.

Trey : This is clearly yielding nothing.

Trey : Thanks, Dad. Guess I'll have to fill the time with some jokes...

Trey : again.

Judy : "Last words" seems like a good theme.

Judy : Marshall, do you remember the last thing your father said to you?


Ross : All right.

Joey : But listen, what do you say we...

Joey : ...crank it up a notch?

Chandler : I'm intrigued.

Joey : All right. All we need is a little lighter fluid.

Chandler : But be careful. I want our security deposit back.

Joey : We said goodbye to that when we invented hammer darts.

Chandler : Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle?

Phoebe : Thank you! Happy holiday.

No, that's trash, young lady. You can't


Vanilla. - Oh and vanilla powder.

This is amazing.

Oh, and here it comes, look at this.

That milk is starting to slowly get

pulled up into the pump,

and it's gonna turn into ice cream over here.

And me and Mr. Taster and Ali, Persian tour guide,

and I, we're just watching this all unfold

before our eyes.

They're making the ice cream for us.

- For us exclusively.

- For us. laughs - Just all for you.

- [Trevor] And this is where it all happens.

I can see this giant factory, here.

We've got a our friends and our crew with us,

all of these are full of Persian ice cream.

Wow!

Oh, and there it is.

We're just adding in that cold milk and the solid cream.

Look at this.

He's making a wall out of this ice cream.

Super cool.

- [Mr. Taster] Ice cream mountain.

- Yeah. laughs


She felt his warm breath..."


Past Sheldon : No. But your ability to perceive their existence is conditional...

Past Leonard : -There's three? -Each more daunting than the last.

Past Sheldon : -Have a seat. -Okay.

No, that's where I sit.


today really special treat soba soba

today really special treat soba soba noodle cherish so I've ever wanted to

noodle cherish so I've ever wanted to

noodle cherish so I've ever wanted to come here at this place to do a silver

come here at this place to do a silver

come here at this place to do a silver noodle challenge for so long ever since

noodle challenge for so long ever since

noodle challenge for so long ever since last time I was in I was in Japan and

last time I was in I was in Japan and

last time I was in I was in Japan and it's kind of awkward to do it by myself

it's kind of awkward to do it by myself

it's kind of awkward to do it by myself because Who am i competing with like

because Who am i competing with like

because Who am i competing with like myself like come on


Beckett : - Too bad. - CELL PHONE CHIMES

Alexis : - What? - Nothing.

It's a text alert on a project Alexis has been working on.

Beckett : - I thought you guys weren't talking. - We're not.

Rather, she isn't.

Castle : So I insulted her boyfriend. What's the prison sentence on that?

Beckett : Castle, just give her some time. She'll get over it.

That's what you think.

Once, when she was three, I refused to buy her a candy bar.

She held her breath until she passed out.

You have no idea how determined she can be.

Alexis, we went through the case files like you asked.

I gotta say, nothing in there that says this guy's innocent.

Alexis : What about the swabs from Kim Tolbert's body

that we submitted to the New York trace lab for retesting?

Alexis : I mean, they've had them for weeks.

Kevin Ryan : Well, we've been calling every day to move things along,

Kevin Ryan : but it's not in our jurisdiction.

Alexis : You don't understand.

A man's going to die in three days unless we do something.

Ryan : We do understand. There's just not much that we can do.

Esposito : What about your dad? Have you talked to him about this case?

Ryan : Yeah, maybe he'll spot something that no one else did.

SIGHS


You sounded serious on the phone.

Jason : Is anything wrong?


Elon : so you're probably a good person.

Howard : Oh. I made my wife come down, too.

Elon : You think you might ever get back out to space?

Is that a job offer? 'Cause I really want to go to Mars.

Howard : Assuming I can bring my wife.

Howard : She hardly takes up any room.

Howard : She's basically a carry-on.

Elon : Well, we're not quite there yet,

Elon : but we're always looking for engineers.

Elon : So let me give you my e-mail. We can stay in touch.

Amy : Thank you.

Penny : Oh, look.

Elon : Someone hardly touched their pumpkin pie.

Elon : Want to share it with me?

A-a partially eaten piece of pumpkin pie

Howard : from a homeless shelter?

With Elon Musk, you bet I do!

both chuckling

Sheldon : You know, for a Thanksgiving buffet

Amy : in an aquarium cafeteria, that was really bad.


ball your foot and then like roll board

ball your foot and then like roll board it's sore but it's like place it is

it's sore but it's like place it is

it's sore but it's like place it is genie causes projection oh yeah and I


Chase : Is it about House?

Foreman : Let me get all sensitive and confide in you.

Foreman : Addie? Pedal harder. Need your heart rate at 170.

Chase : Why wouldn't you want to tell me?

Foreman : I don't like you. Never have. Never will.

Cuddy : You want me to share some more?

Chase : Even if you do hate me, if you'd found another job, you'd tell me.

Chase : If House did something to drive you out of here, you'd tell me.

Chase : The fact that you won't tell me means that whatever the real reason is

Chase : you're ashamed of it.

ADDIE : Guys? I'm at 170.

Chase : Pulmonary artery looks good. It's not a heart problem.

Chase : Are you cold? No.

Scared? I'm okay. Why?

Chase : On your arm.

Chase : Addie has goose bumps.


When you ran out on your wedding, I was there.

Monica : I put a roof over your head! If that means nothing....

Monica : Twenty dollars an hour.

Done.


You see? He just needed his pal to come home.

I got to memorize my lines.


that it snip this okay I gotta do that

that it snip this okay I gotta do that oh wow awesome that is awesome this is

oh wow awesome that is awesome this is

oh wow awesome that is awesome this is the traditional way of drinking listen


Guilherme just opened it up

and added some of that chili sauce.

The chili sauce looks unbelievably good.

Mmm.

Oh, yeah.

Got a good bit of that chili sauce,

which has a wonderful like, sour spiciness to it.

Almost like a meat stew in the center.

That's delicious and hearty.

The next one that we're gonna try is the frango pequi,

which is the, it's chicken with the fruit, the pequi fruit.

Mmm.

Oh dude, I could like, taste it, in like,

the fumes before I took a bite.

That does have an amazing like, pungent flavor.


Sheldon : When did we become friends?

Sheldon : I.e., I couldn't become Green Lantern...

Sheldon : ...unless I was chosen by the Guardians of Oa.

Sheldon : Given enough startup capital and an adequate research facility...

Sheldon : ...I could be Batman.

- You could be Batman? - Sure.

[IN DEEP VOICE] I'm Batman.


Phoebe : -You ready? -Yeah. Let's go.

Wow!

Charlie : -Thanks, Ross. -Yeah.

Joey : Hey, Ross. That art stuff worked. You hooked me up.

Glad l could help, man.

Some of the stuff wasn't where you said it would be, but l made it work.

lt is not okay that l'm aroused by this now.


Last time I checked, Los Angeles didn't have a football team.

Did I say Los Angeles? I meant the team that used to be in Los Angeles..

and is now in St. Louis. I actually knew that.

Okay, quick, name three players on that team.


yeah anything if you have and then a lot of you prefer a mediator like you but

of you prefer a mediator like you but

of you prefer a mediator like you but then you're parsing that as she gets

then you're parsing that as she gets

then you're parsing that as she gets older yeah more like me

older yeah more like me

older yeah more like me come on little fella it's gonna say its

come on little fella it's gonna say its

come on little fella it's gonna say its name there actually comes out green eyes

name there actually comes out green eyes brown hair

brown hair

brown hair hello beard I've never seen their

hello beard I've never seen their

hello beard I've never seen their looking piece and I look like you and

looking piece and I look like you and

looking piece and I look like you and more like yeah join under the same kind

more like yeah join under the same kind

more like yeah join under the same kind of like ciccone face like or like start


Penny : I didn't know you had company. I don't want to impose.

Sheldon : No, no. It's not an imposition.

Sheldon : At this point, in our ecosystem, you are akin to the plover,

Sheldon : a small scavenging bird that eats extra food

Sheldon : from between the teeth of crocodiles.

Sheldon : Please, fly into our open maw, and have at it.

Penny : If I had more than a box of baking soda in my refrigerator,

Penny : I wouldn't have to take that.


Wilson : How'd it go? She has God inside her.

House : It would have been easier to deal with a tumor.

Wilson : Maybe she's allergic to God?

We've looked everywhere for an allergen that could be causing this reaction...

except one place... inside her.

Foreman : On her medical history, she didn't mention any surgery. She had one.

Cameron : Can we get her records? What hospital was it at? She didn't have it at a hospital.

House : Order a full body scan. What if she refuses?

House : Tell her I'm looking for a miracle.

Foreman : No piercings. No fillings.

Foreman : No surgical pins in the arm. No implants.

Chase : It's clean as a whistle. What's House looking for?

Foreman : - What is that? - Don't know.


Howard : Hey, he got her to stop.

Bernadette : That was so fast.

Raj : Oh, he's really good with her.

Bernadette : Yeah, he has a gift.

Howard : What's the matter?

Bernadette : Nothing, these are happy tears.

Sheldon : Oh, good.

Bernadette : No they're not, you bozo!

Bernadette : How come Stuart can get her to stop crying, but I can't?

Howard : I mean, it's Stuart.

Howard : Maybe she's playing possum until he goes away.

Bernadette : Not funny.

Raj : She's tired, that was funny.

Bernadette : Everyone's a better mom than me.


They're so friendly.

All the entire family is welcoming us.

The key things here is that they serve usually yellow rice

which is flavored with turmeric or colored with turmeric.

loud pounding

upbeat music


Castle : You live by the cue, you die by the cue.

I thought he usually just released the hellhounds.

Castle : All right, then how do you explain what we just saw back there?

Easy.

Beckett : Will didn't close the door all the way when he came back in.

Beckett : Our window was open, the killer came through it,

Beckett : and this huge gust of wind forced the door open,

and then shut when they left.

Castle : But Esposito said all the windows were locked from the inside.

Beckett : Our killer's a pro. He knows how to reset interior locks.

Except Will lives on the 19th floor. With no fire escape.

Beckett : Come on, Castle.

Beckett : You know that there are plenty of ways

Beckett : to access windows on high-level floors

Beckett : without a fire escape.

Castle : Yes. If you're Spider-Man.

Beckett : Our killer's not Spider-Man.

Agreed. Because it's the Devil.

Beckett : The only place that we're gonna find

Beckett : the Devil in this case is in the details.

Beckett : Once we find out more about Will's life,

Beckett : then we will uncover who his earthbound enemy is.

Tomorrow.

Castle : Tonight I have something I'd like to uncover

Castle : back at home.

Castle : Don't answer that.

Castle : Don't. Don't even. Don't look at it. Don't answer it.


again which would just soggy with all

again which would just soggy with all that salsa those beans and that sauce

that salsa those beans and that sauce

that salsa those beans and that sauce and cheese


Lily : Guess now we wait.

I got an idea how to pass the time. A little trivia game.

Reindeer : real or fake?

Robin : I'm not an idiot. Reindeer are obviously...

Marshall : Yikes! I'm surrounded by a bunch of dum-dums.

Marshall : Good thing I don't have any gaps in my knowledge.

Marshall : I am perfect.

Marshall : For the love of God, guys, enough already.

Lily : What, baby?

Marshall : You've been treating me with kid gloves ever since my dad died.

Lily : That's not true.

Lily : - Robin, don't disagree with Marshall. - I'm sorry.

Marshall : I first noticed it at the bar.

Marshall : Can you get me a mojito?

Normally, you would've given me crap

for an hour about a voice crack that pubescently girl-like,

but nothing. So then I started to test you guys.

The Phantom Menace is by far the best Star Wars movie.


There's definitely a slight chocolate flavor in there.

Maybe slightly fruity as well.

Maybe some raisins and a lot of chile in there.

It definitely has that chile powder or a

chile paste flavor to it.

After tasting the nice and fluffy Oaxacan bread.

It tasted a bit like a cinnamon bun.

And dipping it right into the local hot chocolate.

We made our way out to meet up with out buddy Javier

who took us to go eat a whole barbacoa lamb.


Hey.

Monica : -We just got her to go to sleep. -So there can't be any yelling?

No.

-We're moving to Tulsa. -What?

l can't-- l can't hear.

-Hey. -Hey. Where have you been?

-What happened to you? -l had a little thing with Joey.

lf you think this is bad, you should see him.

Rachel : No, Ross, this is not good.

We have to talk about this Joey thing. Please sit.

All right, you have got to get over this Joey thing.

Okay? l never really wanted to marry Joey, okay?


Castle : - Demming. - Castle.

Castle : You guys use boards down in Robbery?

Tom : Sure, yeah.

Castle : Come back tomorrow. It'll be full of all sorts of murder-y stuff.

Tom : Beckett asked me to assist in the investigation, so...

Really?

Beckett : Yeah, because of the robbery component.

Castle : Of course.

Beckett : I tracked down Wilder's next of kin, his cousin Blake.

Beckett : He's in the interview lounge.


yes that is amazing appetizer is

yes that is amazing appetizer is completely thank you thank you very much


Bernadette : Let's think.

Are we doing just Disney or California Adventure too?

Leonard : It's nice of your old school to let us try out our science talk on some female students.

They were actually pretty excited. I'm their most famous alum.

Howard : If you don't count the serial killer who ate all those prostitutes.

This must feel good for you, coming back to your alma mater as an astronaut.

Howard : Yeah. Last time I was here I was just a scrawny little nerd.


It would explain why his symptoms appeared so rapidly.

And maybe it's starting to go away.

Taub : We need to run a scratch test to find out what set it off.

House : Or who.

House : This all started when he cheated on his wife.

Park : He's allergic to a person?

House : Or something she's wearing.

House : Makeup, perfume, birth control method.

Her Hello Kitty doll.

House : Two of you go find her and find out what.

House : Two of you start treatment with corticosteroids and epinephrine

House : while you run the scratch test.


And then, it looks like the most rich bowl of beef stock.

Wow look at that beef ramen.

Local.

It's actually rare to have a beef stock for ramen it's most

commonly pork.

Mmm!

Oh!

speaking Japanese

Wow it's a super rich roast beef flavor, it's all about

that roast beef, really tender.

It's just the roast beef and the beef bone aroma

is in there.

Very nice, very soothing and you see them just putting up

bowl after bowl, mmmm.

After that insanely delicious bowl of ramen,

we made our way to have the most incredible beef experience.

Wagyu beef cooked yakuniku style over premium coals

in downtown Tokyo.

The ultimate meat experience.

Alright guys right up here is something I've been looking


Joey And Chandler : We already knew that!

I' m having a son.

Monica : Yes! And that would be a shutdown!

Shutout!

Where you going? One more game!

-It's 2 : 30 in the morning. -Yeah, get out!


children come this way

children come this way and now I need to put the six doggies

and now I need to put the six doggies

and now I need to put the six doggies into the car it's gonna be fun hi

into the car it's gonna be fun hi

into the car it's gonna be fun hi everybody is there room there for six

everybody is there room there for six

everybody is there room there for six more doggies Hotel okay up up everyone


Penny : Really? For a wedding?

Amy : You're right. My cheek bones and beckoning pelvis...

Amy : ...already have a certain "Hello, sailor" quality.

I'm ready.

Leonard : Aw.


of your face your reaction at that point should be bring that to my mouth right

should be bring that to my mouth right

should be bring that to my mouth right now this is the Jeju seafood hot pot


okay moving on

okay moving on what next let's move into that that egg

what next let's move into that that egg

what next let's move into that that egg stir-fried with the blob which it's some

stir-fried with the blob which it's some type of I can't remember the name in


Joey : ...really good in bed.

-You were going to be friends first. -Hey, it's all your fault.

Why?

Joey : You didn't give me advice. You gave me a pickup line.

I told her I wanted to build a foundation and be friends first.

Joey : Suddenly, through no fault of my own, I became irresistible to her!

Joey : And her roommate.

Monica : What about the closeness?

Closeness, schmosness. There was three of us, for crying out loud!

Joey : Who wants pizza?

Chandler : I do! I do! I do!

This is great! Can you believe I found it on the second floor?


Beckett : Home. She was trying to go home to you.

Castle : That was a risky bluff, threatening to play a recording we didn't even have.

Beckett : It didn't seem like a risk to me. He loved his wife very much.


- You don't have the key?

- [Bryan] The key is currently in my pocket.

We are not going to let what happened last time happen.

Okay, I'm not going to lose the key this time

but I am going to hide it.


Robin on the phone : Baby, that sucks. I'm so sorry.

Ted : Uh, they're fine. They're just... They're a little weird.

Ted : You know they don't believe in gifts or christmas trees.

Ted : And they think santa's how satan spells his name

Ted : When he wants to trick us.

Robin : Well, do you want me to go with you?

Ted : Was that a sincere offer?

Robin : First tell me your answer.

Ted : Stay there. Save yourself.

Ted : We'll spend all day together tomorrow.

Ted : Okay.

Robin : You mean the whiney bottomless pit of neediness?

Robin : He was bugging me, so I spiked his echinacea tea with codeine.


Lily : Full of huge midwestern people

Lily : Looking all disapproving and judging me

Lily : While sipping little cups of mayonnaise

And-and cracking runaway bride jokes all night long.

Robin : Nobody's gonna do that.

Lily : No, they're not because

Lily : I'm not gonna give them the chance.

Lily : I'm gonna find a ship captain

Lily : And we're gonna be married tonight.

Robin : Sweetie, this is crazy.

Robin : You're never gonna find a ship capt... Hey, lily.


Foreman : We're going in circles.

Cuddy : Give me half an hour.

SANTA CLAUS LAUGHING

CHILDREN CHATTERING

Little Girl : Can I have a French fry?

House : Get your own.

Little Girl : You took the last ones.


Afsoun : If I do, there won't be any game for him.

Afsoun : And then, there won't be any art for us.

House : Why me?

Afsoun : I don't answer those questions.

House : You know, there's a lot of games I could play

House : that don't involve dealing with narcissistic, manipulative posers.

Afsoun : But this is a puzzle tailor-made for you.

Afsoun : You don't know which of my symptoms are real,

Afsoun : which are fake, which ones I'm not even telling you about.

Afsoun : I know that intrigues you.

Afsoun : Do you really want to end it now?

No.

Chase : You want us to waste a bed on her?

House : You took an oath,

House : an oath to be cool.

House : At least that was the one I mumbled under my breath

House : while everyone else was doing the boring one.

Foreman : Even if she is sick, which I don't believe,

Foreman : she also says she has a diagnosis.

Foreman : So, it's either just a lie or it's just a game.

House : So what? I like the game, it's fun.

House : Go get a blood culture. Check for parasites and bacteria.

Thirteen : This is the new House?

Foreman : Half the leg power, twice the irresponsibility?

House : The new House is about making my life healthier.

I never said anything about yours.

House : Go get her blood.


Hayley : Rick, come on, stop moping about and go do something about it.

Castle : What? Have Beckett's memory wiped?

Hayley : No, we track down LokSat.

Hayley : Our west Coast adventure yielded fruit.

We have a window oftime in which LokSat arrived in LA.

Ifwe scrub the identities of everyone

Hayley : who landed in any area airport, be it public or private,

Hayley : then sooner or later we'll find our target.

I can start now. Say the word.

Castle : I'm not making any more decisions concerning LokSat without Beckett.

Hayley : Now, that is the smartest thing I've heard all day.

Oh, so sorry. Okay, I'll get more aspirin.

Beckett : You are not quitting.

Decker : I'm unfit to be a cop, Captain.

Ifyou hadn't talked me down back there...

Decker : I had every intention of pulling that trigger.

Beckett : But you didn't.

Beckett : You regained your wits.

Beckett : You made the right decision, and that's what counts.

Beckett : There was a point in my career where I wanted to quit.

Beckett : I lost faith that I became a cop for the right reason.

How'd you get your faith back?

Beckett : A man named Roy Montgomery helped me. He was my captain.

Beckett : He didn't give up on me.

Beckett : And I'm not giving up on you.

Beckett : So don't let your father define who you are.

I've been trying to outrun him my entire life.

Decker : I'm tired of running.

I'm gonna head back to the Academy. Clean out my room.


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there so I will link below like some cheaper versions from ASOS Bazaar or

cheaper versions from ASOS Bazaar or

cheaper versions from ASOS Bazaar or something like that but he is loving

something like that but he is loving

something like that but he is loving wearing this you've been wearing it

wearing this you've been wearing it

wearing this you've been wearing it non-stop haven't you he said you work

non-stop haven't you he said you work

non-stop haven't you he said you work for you you wore it last night

for you you wore it last night

for you you wore it last night he worked today a decent coat is worth

he worked today a decent coat is worth

he worked today a decent coat is worth investing in just like one every season

investing in just like one every season

investing in just like one every season or every it once a year trying to spend

or every it once a year trying to spend

or every it once a year trying to spend someone had a good coat hmm

someone had a good coat hmm

someone had a good coat hmm cuz everything everything else believes

cuz everything everything else believes

cuz everything everything else believes net worth being cheap I think coats and

net worth being cheap I think coats and

net worth being cheap I think coats and shoes hmm you wanna have a nice yeah and

shoes hmm you wanna have a nice yeah and the last present is something that I did

the last present is something that I did from Matt one Father's Day and he loved

from Matt one Father's Day and he loved

from Matt one Father's Day and he loved it so much and he went on and on and on

it so much and he went on and on and on

it so much and he went on and on and on about it that I thought would be a

about it that I thought would be a

about it that I thought would be a really good gift idea and that is to do

really good gift idea and that is to do

really good gift idea and that is to do something like clean something or do a

something like clean something or do a

something like clean something or do a job for them so for us I cleared out our

job for them so for us I cleared out our garage and like reorganized it and he

garage and like reorganized it and he

garage and like reorganized it and he was a total mess wasn't it and so it was

was a total mess wasn't it and so it was kind of like we had your like mancave

kind of like we had your like mancave

kind of like we had your like mancave back again and he like loved it like you

back again and he like loved it like you were like I'm just gonna go and look

were like I'm just gonna go and look

were like I'm just gonna go and look again he was a surprise yeah it's like


House : Why are you leaving Dr. Hazel?

House : Did you fall for him and can't handle it, or was it the other way around?

Wilson : Yes, well, pretty much every fellowship ends that way. - No, it was nothing like that.

House : - You Jewish? - Yes.

House : Is it true what they say about jewish foreplay?

Dr. Gilmar : - Two hours of begging? - I heard four.

Well, actually, I'm only half Jewish.

Dr. Gilmar : Look, I know you like to play games with people.

Dr. Gilmar : I know you like to say outrageous things and study how they react.

Dr. Gilmar : What you should know about me is that I grew up with four brothers.

Dr. Gilmar : Keep your hands to yourself, I'm okay with anything that comes out of your mouth.

Uh, well, that's, uh, great. I think that's all we need.

Wilson : Thank you for coming by. Thank you.


Judy : But you don't know. I mean, you don't know how he got sick.

Pretty standard question... "How sick is my child?" You couldn't answer.

I answered. You rattled off numbers... B.P., O2 sats.

It's not what they need to know. What they need to know is the future. You got a Magic 8 ball?

Foreman : No, just eight years of medical training.

Foreman : Look, I realize it's tough to break bad news to families.

Cameron : Not as tough as hearing it.

Foreman : And I guess being the poor guy dying is the toughest of all?

No.

Cameron : It's easier to die than to watch someone die.

Cuddy : Well, we're checking the vents. It could be airborne.

Cuddy : Somebody get the sinks, too, and underneath them.

Med Student With The Tie : I'll get it.

Wilson : How many med students have you got swabbing the decks?

What else are they gonna do? It's not like they're delivering babies.


Barney : I would never not be on the phone with him.

Lily : That was really...

Barney : A hottie with a body!

Lily : - Brief. - No. Lily, look.

Barney : You saucy little minx.

Barney : You sundressed up.


oh I'm hot some green onion onions there

onion will be completely

yeah that completes one of the greatest

yeah that completes one of the greatest

yeah that completes one of the greatest bites

bites

bites [Music]

[Music]

[Music] oh well oh it's so incredible chase that


-What are you guys gonna do? -If you're going back to work...

...I'll probably just hang out. You know, make some calls.

Joey : How could I not get the part?


Ross : I'm just- I'm just proud of us.

Rachel : You know? There's no weirdness, no tension.

Rachel : No awareness.

Ross : We make a great foursome. We should do more stuff together.

Ross : Let's take a trip!

We could all go on your boat.

Joey has this amazing sailboat.

Actually, Ross, I sold the boat two years ago.

Oh, no. Idiot!

Well, yeah, but I could get another one.

- This trip sounds great. - Yeah?

Okay, where do you think we can go?

Ross : My fajitas!


see wish wash it's going on here it's

see wish wash it's going on here it's deal end of the day and worth feeling

deal end of the day and worth feeling

deal end of the day and worth feeling feeling quite fine drinking lots of wine


look at this fruit and fiber fortified

look at this fruit and fiber fortified with vitamins and iron that's good right

with vitamins and iron that's good right that'll do

that'll do

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bleep this pass me something else get

bleep this pass me something else get that in Oh bleep Oh bleep you pass me

that in Oh bleep Oh bleep you pass me

that in Oh bleep Oh bleep you pass me something else

something else

something else link all right pass me look at this card

link all right pass me look at this card happy anniversary and of course your

happy anniversary and of course your

happy anniversary and of course your classic judge


Ted : the doorman is a scoundrel.

Ted : The mustache alone gives that away.

Ted : He's a rake, a rogue, a rapscallion!

Captain : "Rapscallion" may be going a bit far.

Ted : But it's not his fault.

Ted : It's nobody's fault.

Ted : You and Zoey have nothing in common.

Ted : For God's sake, Captain, she hates boats!

Ted : You're just not right for each other.

Ted : It's tough to face, but I'm sure


quite empty-looking.

And, right up ahead,

we're looking for a local soba noodle joint.


Bernadette : I can hook you up with anxiety medication, antidepressants.

Penny : Really.

Stuart : Do you have any of these?

Amy : Hello, Mr. Rat Brain.

Amy : Not so bitey without the rest of the rat to back us up now, are we?

Howard : -Anybody home?

Amy : Hey, what brings you guys here?

Raj : Well, we were just on our way to lunch and wanted to see

Raj : -if you'd like to join. -Why?

Amy : Because Sheldon's not here this week,

Amy : and you don't think I have any other options?

Amy : I'm just kidding. I'll get my purse.

Bert : Hi, Amy. I... Oh.

Bert : I'm sorry. I didn't know you had any company.

Amy : That's okay. Bert, this is Howard and Rajesh.

Amy : Guys, this is Bert.

Raj : -Hey. Good to see you. -Hey.

Bert : Anyway, I wanted to show you

Bert : this tourmalinated quartz that we got in the lab.

Amy : This is so pretty.

Amy : Bert works for the geology department.

Yeah. You know what geologists and Bon Jovi have in common?


Phoebe : Check it out, this is unbelievable!

Joey's been holding his breath for almost four minutes.


way I going and like you know right it's like punching my a my nephew is like

like punching my a my nephew is like

like punching my a my nephew is like he's like I had a purple belt or

he's like I had a purple belt or

he's like I had a purple belt or something now gotta be scared of him

something now gotta be scared of him

something now gotta be scared of him some beat us up I don't know should we

some beat us up I don't know should we

some beat us up I don't know should we teach it why do I had a fight though

teach it why do I had a fight though

teach it why do I had a fight though would you like your dress well sure like

would you like your dress well sure like the man have to do karate karate like

the man have to do karate karate like

the man have to do karate karate like see those guys are they're under white

see those guys are they're under white

see those guys are they're under white they didn't piggyback now come on let's


Hey!


Barney : Nothing serious. Just take it slow, you know?

Marshall putting his burger in his plate : - This isn't it. - What?


Rachel : Would you just calm down?!


Raj : The guy's a genius. Maybe you weren't challenging enough for him.

Sheldon : Not challenging? I was humiliating the man.

Sheldon : I was thinking of writing a book called...

Sheldon : ...A Brief History of the Time I Made Stephen Hawking Cry Like a Little Girl.

Howard : There's the problem. You can't beat Hawking like that.

Howard : He hates to lose. Everyone knows the guy's a big baby.

Howard : I mean, forget the wheelchair, he should be in a stroller.


House : Does that hurt?

Ali : A little.

It's in my chest,too.

House : Of course it is.

House : Kinda had access through the shirt.

But... this'll work.

Ali : Feels good.

Exactly when did New Jersey run out of horny 17-year-old boys?

About five weeks ago.

Ali : It's been very lonely.


I'll put "in progress."

Sheldon : Okay. Moving to psychiatric disorders.

"List all major behavioral diagnoses, e.g. depression, anxiety, etc."

Penny : What the hell does this have to do with my stupid shoulder?

Episodes of sub-psychotic rage.


day it's gonna come to mummy Church in

day it's gonna come to mummy Church in June a p1 messy messy messy going the

June a p1 messy messy messy going the

June a p1 messy messy messy going the wrong way can you go to mummy you don't


Arthur!

Sheldon : I thought you were dead.

Leonard : I am.

Oh, it's fantastic.

I mean, this is the longest that I've gone

Arthur : without running into a men's room

Arthur : in... in years.

Sheldon : Why are you here?


Cameron : - Why do you want me back? - 'Cause you're a good doctor.

Cameron : - That's it? - That's not enough?

Cameron : Not for me.

Cameron : Go deal with your plague.

Overhead Speaker Voice : You are in a quarantined area.

Overhead Speaker Voice : Please remain calm and stay in line. A doctor will see you shortly.

Overhead Speaker Voice : When you see a doctor, you will receive a blue or yellow form.

Overhead Speaker Voice : Patients with blue forms must immediately exit to the parking lot.

Dr. House. Need you here.

House : Sorry. Lot of sick people. I might catch something.


Stir-fry blood sausage

This is the kimbap

That's intimidating-looking. Then there's like a pack here and a pack here. So I think I'm gonna put everything in this

Oh, this looks very

Not like something that's edible right now. It's very hard and dense and rubbery feeling right now

And then I'm supposed to put the sauce right on top


feeling a little thirsty after that

feeling a little thirsty after that

feeling a little thirsty after that Shake Shack

Shake Shack

Shake Shack [Music]

to get to the lounge you come upstairs

to get to the lounge you come upstairs

to get to the lounge you come upstairs there's a very nice coffee shop there's

there's a very nice coffee shop there's

there's a very nice coffee shop there's a seating lounge area with both coffee

a seating lounge area with both coffee

a seating lounge area with both coffee tables and lounge chairs oh yeah over on

tables and lounge chairs oh yeah over on this side it's even a like a study room

this side it's even a like a study room

this side it's even a like a study room a really relaxed like a library over

a really relaxed like a library over

a really relaxed like a library over here and I think I'll have a nap zone

here and I think I'll have a nap zone

here and I think I'll have a nap zone this is a nap soon and this is all just

this is a nap soon and this is all just

this is a nap soon and this is all just part of the airport yeah relax sleeping

part of the airport yeah relax sleeping

part of the airport yeah relax sleeping okay but yeah even without this is not

okay but yeah even without this is not

okay but yeah even without this is not even a lounge or anything this is just

even a lounge or anything this is just

even a lounge or anything this is just part of the airport it's really really

part of the airport it's really really

part of the airport it's really really nice so like I mean you can it's yeah

nice so like I mean you can it's yeah

nice so like I mean you can it's yeah it's a great great Airport with so many

it's a great great Airport with so many

it's a great great Airport with so many facilities okay we around arrived to

facilities okay we around arrived to

facilities okay we around arrived to Lounge L


Rachel : Oh, my God.

Monica : No wonder I get such great service at Cafe Maurice.

Phoebe : Knock, knock, knock, knock.


Barry : Hey, Hofstadter.

Barry : Funny seeing you here for the first time in ever.

Leonard : Go away.

- Janine the machine, let's do this. - Hey, Barry.

Oh, look at that. Burned a whole calorie.

I guess you got here early to burn off that banana bread I baked you.

- Yeah, it was delicious. Thank you. - No, my pleasure.

Leonard : If you like banana bread, I've got a great recipe.

The trick is in fresh ground...

Leonard : I'll e-mail it to you.

All right, I'm warm. Ready to kick it up a notch?

Janine : Let's go.

That's enough cardio for me, guys.

Leonard : Gonna stretch out before I hit the weights.

Janine : You okay?


Derek : It's amazing stuff, isn't it?

[Sighs] Uh-huh.

Derek : - Hey, you like spaceships? - Yeah.


No, no. You've always wanted to send your food back in a restaurant. Here's your chance.

- That's okay. I just won't eat them. - Don't be ridiculous. Waiter?

Waiter : Everything all right?

Lucy : Uh, yeah. Everything all right with you?

Sheldon : Yes.

- Okay, thanks, bye. - Hold on.

Raj : Isn't there something else you wanted to tell him?

No, it's fine. He's from a different country. He doesn't understand our ways.

Raj : Don't be silly. Just tell him.

Lucy : I have to go to the bathroom. And it's not because the crab cakes are funky.

- So you're okay here? - Uh, yeah, sorry. She's just a little shy.

Raj : The first time we met, she was so nervous...

Raj : ...she climbed out a bathroom window to get away.


Our top story tonight,

the newborn panda at the Central Park Zoo got its first tooth today.

I guess that makes her a molar bear.

Robin : Molar bear.

Robin : Molar bear.

You know what? I really am done. Good night, New York.


it's like that is liquid garlic you feel the fumes of garlic you can just like

the fumes of garlic you can just like

the fumes of garlic you can just like that aroma think of that fish that was

that aroma think of that fish that was

that aroma think of that fish that was pretty spicy

pretty spicy

pretty spicy [Music]

[Music]

[Music] here is our smoked trout and our

here is our smoked trout and our

here is our smoked trout and our appetizers just arrived but the smoked

appetizers just arrived but the smoked

appetizers just arrived but the smoked trout has just arrived 30 minutes later

trout has just arrived 30 minutes later

trout has just arrived 30 minutes later and as soon as she brought it into the


That's enough out of you.

ls there anything we should know about the place?

Catherine : All the appliances are included. There's a lot of light, a new kitchen.

l think you guys would be very happy here.


thunder rumbles

- That was so cool.

- Now it's raining.

- [Bryan] Now it's raining like crazy.

Oh my gosh.

- That's crazy.

Poor Karma.


I'm sorry, so where are we?

Ross : Well, to sum up..

we're having fun. You look young.

-Okay.. -But that's not enough.

So..

here's a key to my apartment.

-Really? -Really.

You don't think this is too fast?

Rachel : You gave her a key to your apartment?


"Too easy"? Too

Ross : The process of every living thing on this planet evolving...

Ross : ...over millions of years from single-celled organisms is "too easy"?

Phoebe : Yeah, I just don't buy it.

Ross : Excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe.

Ross : Evolution is scientific fact, like the air we breathe...

Ross : ...like gravity.

Phoebe : Don't get me started on gravity.

Ross : You don't believe in gravity?

Phoebe : Well, it's not so much that, you know, I don't believe in it.

Phoebe : Lately I get the feeling that...

Phoebe : ...I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.

Pushed.

Chandler : It's Isaac Newton and he's pissed.

Mr. Treeger : There she is. And over there, that's the other one.


speaking in foreign language

Oh, okay.

So it's a spicy black bean sauce with all of that

beautiful stewed beef.

speaking in foreign language

Look at that thick sesame paste.

speaking in foreign language

Look at how pure that it.

That pure sesame paste.

All that chili oil, and then their secret stewed vinegar.

The we've also got the plum juice here.


[SIGHS]

All right, I will give you my bed on one condition.

Penny : That you promise to zip your hole for the next eight hours.

- May I say one last thing? - Only if it doesn't rhyme.

All right.

Good night.

Turn-ons, let me see.

Michaela : Reading a good book in front of the fire...

Michaela : ...long walks on the beach...

...and getting freaky on the Sabbath with a bacon cheeseburger.


Richard Castle : All right, ladies of the Castle household,

Richard Castle : just a reminder that your portion for the holiday poem

Richard Castle : is due in less than 72 hours.

Alexis Castle : I just have to do a polish.

Castle : I can't wait to see it. How's yours coming along?

Castle : Are you ready for your big debut

Castle : in the Castle family Christmas card?

Kate Beckett : Yeah, absolutely.

Gonna be the best year ever. Yeah.

Castle : So excited!

Beckett : You guys, I completely forgot.

Beckett : He said that it wasn't a big deal,

Beckett : but I think it actually kind of is.

Alexis : It's a very big deal.

Alexis : We even get a little competitive.

Martha Rodgers : I started working on mine in July.

Alexis : Welcome to the family. Yeah.

Beckett : So what do I have to do again?

Alexis : Write six funny, poignant, eloquent lines

Alexis : describing highlights of the past year for you.

Beckett : Oh, yeah.

Alexis : And they must rhyme. Yeah.

Beckett : What word rhymes with "I'm screwed"?


Oh, look, we've been over this.

Robin : Unless I say "flugelhorn," you haven't gone too far.

No, meant punching Brad.

Oh, right. Look, don't even worry about it.

It's... oh. God.

Robin : The doorknob's broken off.

Robin : We're locked in here.

Robin : Did, did you do this? No.

Robin : Flugelhorn. Did you do this?

Ted 2030 : No.

Ted? Ted, are you out there?

Lily : Ted's not here, Robin.

Robin : Lily, let us out of here.

Lily : I'd be glad to.

Lily : Just as soon as you and Barney have the talk.

Robin : Lily! Come on. Let us out!


You're my soul mate.

I can't believe we're not gonna spend the rest of our lives together.

Then don't leave me.

What?

Chandler : Forget what I said. I was babbling. Pick me!

No, you were right! I gotta give my marriage another chance.

No, you don't!

Chandler : I say, you have to give your divorce another chance!

Sweetie, you should not have to settle for just half my heart.

I'll settle for half your heart. I'll settle for a quarter.

I'll settle for a little, tiny... A ventricle.

I'm sorry.

- Don't go. - No, I gotta go.


[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] okay the triple my battery died exactly


Chandler : And I wanna meet your parents.

Chandler : We should take a trip with your parents!

Janice : I don't think we need to because you're tripping me out right now!

Janice : - Are you okay? - No, I am.

I actually am! This is amazing.

Chandler : My entire life, I have feared this place.

Chandler : And now that I'm here, it's like, what was the big deal?

I could probably say, "Let's move in together," and I'd be okay.

Janice : You probably want us to move in together?

Chandler : - It doesn't scare me! - Yeah, well it scares me!

I'm not even divorced yet! You just invited me over here for pasta...

...and now you're talking about moving in together.

Janice : And I wasn't even that hungry.

You know what? It's getting really late, and I should just...

Don't go! I've scared you! I've said too much!

Chandler : I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!


Esposito : Even an accidental shooting on the premises

Esposito : could have cost Donny his liquor license for good.

Ryan : Probably why he shelled out for Pete's truck damage, too.

Espsotio : I don't see how.

Espsotio : His personal account isn't the only thing that's tapped out.

Espsotio : The Old Haunt was barely breaking even. Operating at a loss most days.

Espsotio : There's no way he was throwing money around.

And yet he was.

Ryan : I've got invoices here.

Ryan : One for the new brass rail and one for the new wood for the bar.

Ryan : Each totaling close to six grand.

Ryan : Both of them are stamped, "Petty cash, paid in full."

Esposito : Nothing petty about that.

Sure there's nothing in there about him winning the Lotto?

Actually,

Esposito : maybe there is.

Beckett : A consignment receipt from Hagen and Graham auction house?

Castle : Why's a guy like Donny doing business

Castle : with a place that sells Picassos and Rembrandts?

Ryan : His business was barely breaking even,

Ryan : he was on the verge of losing everything.

Esposito : And with his union card gone, it looks like he found something else to sell.

Castle : Yeah, but what?

What does a dockworker have that's valuable enough

Castle : for a place like Hagen and Graham's to be interested?

Beckett : Maybe something that wasn't his.

Castle : Now here's a place that honors history and values craftsmanship.

Beckett : You're pretty into this whole preserving history stuff, huh?

I think just lately I've just been noticing the changes.

Beckett : You mean in Alexis' Goth friend?

Nah, I was thinking more along the lines of Times Square.

You know, once it had a real New York grit and character.


And this here is jodhpuri gatte which is basically,

this little ball here gram flour

and then a curd-cased gravy.

And then this here is raw mango pulp.

We have a sweet rice pudding, amazing flavors here.

And then we have an amazing chaat,

kinda like an Indian snack with yogurt

and a bit of spice and some crisps on top,

looks like there's a mint chutney in there as well.

Tons of different bread, look at that,

we got papad, we got puri, we got all different stuffs.


So, the facade will be completely preserved?

Ted : This isn't about the girl. It's about the building.

Yeah, it was about the girl.

Zoey : What are you doing?

It won't work.

Ted : Zoey, The Arcadian was a really great building once,

but it's full of snakes.

Ted : - Snakes? - I don't recall it.

Lily : Then he gets this panicked look on his face, says,

Lily : "I can't do this," and storms out.

Robin : That is weird.

Lily : But here's the crazier part.

Ted : No. You know what?

Marshall : Papa don't back down from a fight.

Marshall : So why don't you tell Robin... about this!

Lily : It was amazing.

Lily : He was passionate, animalistic,

Lily : a complete stud.

Robin : He's right there making you say all this?

"You're like a Greek god",

Lily : I moaned, as the...


Leonard on screen : I can't help but remember

Leonard on screen : the last time I was in this auditorium.

Leonard on screen : Two guys from the lacrosse team

Leonard on screen : played keep-away with my asthma inhaler.

Leonard on screen : But enough about my ten-year reunion.

Leonard on screen : I'd also like to take a moment

Leonard on screen : to thank my beautiful fiancÃ©e

Leonard on screen : for to helping make this speech possible,


Lily : Oh, san francisco.

Ted : I don't know, lily, after five years,

Ted : Her expectations have gotta be pretty high.

Marshall watching on Internet : Notable deaths in 2003...

Marshall watching on Internet : Oh, my god... Nell carter.

Marshall watching on Internet : Did you guys know that nell carter had died?

I'm really gonna have to bring my a-game to satisfy this woman.

Robin : Yeah, it'll be pretty hard now that she's dead.

Ted : Not nell carter... Stella.

Marshall : Dude, relax.

Marshall : It's all about expectations management.

Marshall : Do you know why I hated jerry maguire so much?

Ted : Because you're dead inside?

No, because you built it up for, like, two weeks,

Saying it was the greatest movie ever.

With stella, do the opposite : Lower expectations.

Ted : Right, right, and then no matter what happens,

Ted : She'll be happy.

Marshall in the phone : Hey, buddy.

Marshall in the phone : I'm married, barney. I cannot be your new wingman.


Meredith : - I'm drunk. - Meredith...

Izzie : McBastard.

Izzie : Ahem.

George : - What are you doing? - Uh...

Cristina : I am on her side. But we're talking a possible standstill here.

Cristina : Recognize.

Derek : - Meredith! - Go away!

Derek : Just wait. We should discuss this.

Meredith : Here's a thought. No! Quit following me!

Derek : - At least let me explain. - Explain?

Meredith : You should have explained the night we met in the bar.

Meredith : Before any of the rest of it.


Dr. Stevens, did you need something?

Meredith : No.

Bailey to Cristina : - Ow! - I'm sorry. Am I doing this too...

- Ow! Was that a... Did I have... - A contraction.

Addison looking at the print out : It was definitely a contraction. We need to book an OR.

Addison looking at the print out : You are in no shape to push, and the baby is still in some distress,

so we're gonna have to proceed with a C-section.

OK. OK.

Brooke : But can we call a lawyer first?

Brooke : I don't have a will. And there's no father.

Brooke : And in case something happens to me...

There's no cause for panic, Brooke. We have some time, OK?

Joe : OK.

Meredith : Hello.

Oh, no, no, no, we're fine, honey.

Some redneck tried to outrun the train.

Yvonne : The train slammed into his ass and then it rolled...

Alex to Mary : - That hurt? - Uh-uh.

Oh, no, no, that dude is toast.

Yvonne : Him and about 200 other people.

Yvonne : - And Mary got her face all cut up. - Does it hurt anywhere else?

Addison : Here.

Mary points to her abdomen : A whole bunch of luggage, when they hit the brakes, it just came flying at us.

We'll do an X-ray, see if anything's broken, or if there's internal injuries.

Joe : OK.

Yeah. Wait. Hold on. I'm gonna have to call you back.


Chandler : Which one was Deep Impact and which one was Armageddon?

Monica : Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duvall.

Armageddon is what's going to happen to you if you wake me up.

Sorry, I just can't sleep.

Where's that book you're reading with two women who are ice-skating...

...and wearing those hats with the flowers on it.

Chandler : Because every time I look at that cover, I'm like...

It's in the living room, where there's also a light...


but actually as a matter of fact today

but actually as a matter of fact today guys no it's not surprises for mommy

guys no it's not surprises for mommy

guys no it's not surprises for mommy which we need to get welcome to the


Dino : VP of corporate affairs.

Christopher Carlucci : Who got whacked?

A, uh, Dr. Eric Mercer.


nice and rocky hard something that makes sense

sense

sense plus the water so nice and warm fast

plus the water so nice and warm fast

plus the water so nice and warm fast enough we'll probably just hide room we

enough we'll probably just hide room we

enough we'll probably just hide room we won't even hit the bottom that's the

won't even hit the bottom that's the

won't even hit the bottom that's the main go get all this poop algae dude Oh

main go get all this poop algae dude Oh

main go get all this poop algae dude Oh we'll ramp algae poogie okay guys if my

we'll ramp algae poogie okay guys if my

we'll ramp algae poogie okay guys if my calculations are correct it's usually

calculations are correct it's usually

calculations are correct it's usually I'm pretty spot-on with all this kind of

I'm pretty spot-on with all this kind of stuff we really never fail on these kind

stuff we really never fail on these kind of things so golf car gonna hit the

of things so golf car gonna hit the

of things so golf car gonna hit the shallow part just fast enough do a

shallow part just fast enough do a

shallow part just fast enough do a little skip maybe 2 3 skips boom back on

little skip maybe 2 3 skips boom back on the dry land get this done guys let's do

the dry land get this done guys let's do a little hydro skip this literally

a little hydro skip this literally

a little hydro skip this literally written all over it water


Nikki : Then there's a wreck on the freeway.

Nikki : Do I turn around and go home like it's telling me to?

Nikki : No, I detour an hour out of my way so that I can get to Kevin's house.

Nikki : And when I get to Kevin's house, I get struck by lightning!


200 people are gonna be looking at you in a clean, white dress.


the different heights around my birthday for one a alligator party and a better

for one a alligator party and a better

for one a alligator party and a better party and have a party you look kind of

party and have a party you look kind of

party and have a party you look kind of terrified with the elevator party I just

terrified with the elevator party I just like oops is a man there Porto are back

like oops is a man there Porto are back

like oops is a man there Porto are back in the elevator party to caution

in the elevator party to caution

in the elevator party to caution passionately oh oh

passionately oh oh

passionately oh oh next next Buddy Holly Notestine oh right

next next Buddy Holly Notestine oh right oh yeah another party elevator party hey


College Ted : I'm also going down to the computer center

College Ted : To send you an electronic mail.

Blah-blah : Ted.

College Marshall : This is lily.


Chandler : -So are we going in there? -I am!