Yeah.

Montgomery : Just so I'm clear,

Montgomery : are you taking over?


Chandler : That's what they'll call us!


Did you ever asked you dad that?

I don't want to talk about it.

Good, you're here!

What you got there?


Robin : Lily, you have a debt

Robin : The size of mount waddington!

Lily : Waddington?

Robin : It's the tallest mountain in canada.

Robin : It's like 4,000 meters high.

Lily : Meters?

Robin : Don't let marshall

Robin : Fall in love with this apartment.

Lily : I know, I know, I know, I know,

Lily : But what do I tell him?

I-I don't know, tell him, um,

Robin : Tell him you saw a ghost. Tell him it's haunted.

Lily : You really don't know marshall at all.

[The living room- Barney makes a sign to the estate agent]Barney : So, uh, the owners,

Where are they? Oh.

The estate agent : They're on vacation in France

For two of weeks. I see.

Barney : Between you and me,

Barney : I'm also interested in the apartment.

Barney : So is there any way I could

Barney : Come back later and check it out

While you're showing them other places?


ALEX : I didn't have anything to do with any of this.

GEORGE : I'll stay with her today if that's OK.

I'll update charts and I'll run labs and just keep an eye on her,

GEORGE : if that's OK.

GEORGE : - She shouldn't be alone. - Fine.

MAN : Dr. Bailey.

- We just want to say about the M & M... - We're sorry.

BAILEY : No. You do not get to apologize to me for this. You do not get to feel better.

And neither do I. Get to work. O'Malley, just keep an eye on her.

GEORGE : Yes, Dr. Bailey.

DR. SAVOY : Dr. Bailey, you understand it's nothing personal.

BAILEY : People talking about your hormone levels starts feeling pretty personal.

Hey, Dr. Bailey. Look, you're the baby whisperer.

Guess who drank the whole bottle? Want to hold him?


let's find a new another gift yeah she's gonna this is gonna be so comfort this

gonna this is gonna be so comfort this

gonna this is gonna be so comfort this is Noah Noah yeah what are you opening

Rubik battle

Rubik battle

Rubik battle you know keep coming keep it coming what


-What? -Oh, my God! LaPooh, our dog!

LaPooh's still alive?


-Eighty.. -Nine?

Three.

I was 13?

-So anyway, I was hiking.. -I love hiking!

That's great!

Ross : I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo..

-I think it's "Tibidabo." -Do you want to tell the story?


is that you can easily make a shopping list.

So you can choose recipes that you want

for the next few days, and press get your shopping list,

and it will give you everything that you need to buy

so that you'll have everything to make

those recipes for the next few days.

So it really makes losing weight simple.

Yes, so for this morning's quick breakfast

I'm having the Greek yogurt bowl.

So all I need for this is a cup of Greek yogurt.

And above that I put 50 grams of whole grain oats

and give it a really quick mix together,

and then put a big handful of blueberries on top of that.

And then you can add walnuts or cinnamon,

but both of those are optional.

But I'm just gonna have cinnamon.

And then, yes, I'm gonna enjoy my breakfast.

And normally, when I eat breakfast I check my Instagram,


6x05 - Architect of Destruction 1.00 . : : www.sous-titres.eu : : .


[Music]

[Music]

[Music] and Turkey is amazing like

it's like shared up turkey steak how did they get like those chunks of Turkey and

they get like those chunks of Turkey and then that sausage they said it was a

then that sausage they said it was a

then that sausage they said it was a spicy sauce it's not really spicy but

spicy sauce it's not really spicy but

spicy sauce it's not really spicy but it's flavorful

it's flavorful

it's flavorful it has a

it has a

it has a an acidity swept in condition of human


we drove for just about 15 minutes along the ridge from where we were staying and

the ridge from where we were staying and we have just arrived to a monastery

we have just arrived to a monastery

we have just arrived to a monastery which we are going to stop at for a few

which we are going to stop at for a few

which we are going to stop at for a few minutes there's a gate here oh maybe

minutes there's a gate here oh maybe

minutes there's a gate here oh maybe it's to keep the animals out and just

it's to keep the animals out and just

it's to keep the animals out and just look at that incredible view of the

look at that incredible view of the

look at that incredible view of the mountain range the Himalayas


really smoky it's really salty but that

really smoky it's really salty but that saltiness is what makes it so good

saltiness is what makes it so good

saltiness is what makes it so good paired with that that grilled roasted

paired with that that grilled roasted

paired with that that grilled roasted flavor and that pip is amazing it's a

flavor and that pip is amazing it's a

flavor and that pip is amazing it's a little bit spicy

little bit spicy

little bit spicy but it's the type of combination of

but it's the type of combination of

but it's the type of combination of ingredients that kind of like sings your

ingredients that kind of like sings your tongue a little bit you can maybe

tongue a little bit you can maybe

tongue a little bit you can maybe because it's so salty and also just so

because it's so salty and also just so

because it's so salty and also just so the chilies the tomatoes in there the

the chilies the tomatoes in there the

the chilies the tomatoes in there the onions it sort of sizzles on your tongue

onions it sort of sizzles on your tongue just a little bit I got some ginger in

just a little bit I got some ginger in

just a little bit I got some ginger in that bite oh well that's good okay let's

that bite oh well that's good okay let's try some of the bonk ooh and Bunco is a

try some of the bonk ooh and Bunco is a

try some of the bonk ooh and Bunco is a is a popular gun in starch I believe


[SIGHING]

Sheldon : Morning, old chum.

Leonard : -What's going on? -I've made you breakfast.

Sheldon : Juice, coffee...


Joey : He's awake. He wants to see you.


Phoebe : It's a...

...tarantula!


It's not too bad.

Come on, Angelo!


maybe like five different dishes, and serve the right way

specializing them, and so we ordered

this eggplant dish looks incredible just swimming

in the sauce, eggplant looks so tender, and then

I love that pile of carmalized onions on top.

It's so aromatic, it smells so good, and then we also got,

this one is the dizi?

- Yeah.

- It's already mashed up?

- It's already mashed up. - Okay.

- And it's the meat juice.

- Oh, meat juice laughing .

- Might call it abgoosht.

- Abgoosht laughing meat juice, and--

- This is kashke bademjan.

- Kashke bademjan.

- Kashke bademjan. - Kashke bademjan.

- Which they cook it speaks in foreign language

differently like this so it's more tomato-y,

- Ah. - You know?

- Some kind of a dairy product.


Barney : Guys, "gimme five" is back!

Ted : Oh, james, this is my girlfriend, robin. Hey.

Robin : It's so nice to meet you. You, too.


Chandler : I'm sorry I didn't make it over there today.


Cole : She told me he's a scientist.

Leonard : That's the name of his gang.

Leonard : The Scientists.

Leonard : They are crazy.

- Well, thanks for the tip. - No problem, brother. Stay frosty.


It'll be me. And I swear, I'll do a really good job.

Plus, I love you guys and it would really mean a lot to me.

- Well, we haven't found anybody else. - Might be kind of cool.

Joey : - So I can do it? - Yeah, you can do it.

Joey : All right! Okay!

Joey : Okay, I gotta get started on my speech.

Joey : Wait a minute.

Joey : Internet ministers can have sex, right?


Look at you, dude.

Floating in the water.

laughs

Hey, Finn, are you having fun on our beach trip?


Oh wow.

Oh, the freshness.

Oh, the garlic.

The taste is in between crab and shrimp and lobster

kinda all mixed together.


Man Of The Crime Scene Unit : Here's his wallet.

Castle : - Thank you. You got it.

Beckett : His name's Alex Peterman, lives in Dobbs Ferry.

Beckett : So it wasn't a robbery.

Beckett : - He's a personal injury attorney. - Taking the late train home.

Beckett : Anything other than GSWs?

Lanie : Nope, just the five shots to the chest from a.45.

A.45 makes a pretty loud snap, crackle and pop.

Castle : Find it hard to believe no one heard it on the main concourse.

Beckett : He must have used a suppressor and waited for the train to pass by.

And let's face it, New Yorkers are famous

for their "Hear no evil, see no evil" attitude.

Lanie : I'll give you a call with an update once I get him back to the lab.

Castle : Thank you.

Castle : Hey, quick. Who do you want to play you in the Nikki Heat movie?

Lanie : - Halle Berry. - See?

Castle : Some people are just great at that game.

Castle : You know who we could get for you? Angelina...

Castle : No. Kate Beckett... Kate Beckinsale.


George : I thought...

You make promises to Mrs. Savitch?

Burke : You get to be the one to tell her that she's a widow.

Izzie : Izzie.

Izzie : - Maybe Meredith couldn't... - Izzie.

Meredith : I'll tell him I changed my mind.

Don't do me any favors. It's fine.

Meredith : Cristina...

Cristina : You did a cutthroat thing. Deal. Don't come to me for absolution.

Cristina : Want to be a shark, be a shark.

George : - I'm not... - Oh, yes you are.

Only it makes you feel bad in your warm, gooey places.

Cristina : No, screw you. I don't get picked for surgeries 'cause I slept with my boss,

Cristina : and I didn't get into med school 'cause I have a famous mother.

Cristina : Some of us have to earn what we get.

[Woman over PA] Dr. Mayes to ICU. Dr. Mayes, report to ICU.

Gloria, there were complications in the surgery.

Tony's heart had a lot of damage.


Sheldon : Yeah, maybe you better. I took a pretty big sip.

Howard : Look, she's a grown woman.

Howard : And... and your dad's been gone a long time.

Howard : Maybe this is none of your business.


Lily : I saw this in kindergarten all the time.

Ted : This isn't kindergarten.

Ted : Mr. Druthers is an adult,

Ted : And he wants his ball back.

Lily : All right, I'll give it back if you show him your plans.

Ted : No. You'll give it back or you're fired.

Lily : I'm sorry, ted. I just can't do that.

Ted : Then you're fired.

Lily : Fine.

Lily : Here's the ball.


Monica : Oh, my God. How long has she been crying?

Monica : About a week and a half.

Well, it looks like you guys got it under control, so l'm just gonna go.

Phoebe : No? Really? Misery really does love company?

Monica : All right.

Monica : -Try holding her a different way. -Look, l'm doing the best l can.

-Anyone else is welcome to try. -All right, l'll try. Fine.


Amy : Sheldon, what... what are you doing?

Sheldon : Just being the un-socialized eccentric

Sheldon : my mother always thought I was.

Mary : You startin' to see why I didn't go in there?

Mary : Sheldon, if you're trying to prove me wrong,

Mary : the tighty-whities on your head ain't changing my mind.

Amy : We're ignoring the fins... Okay.

Sheldon : Yeah. And I don't understand why you're taking her side.

Sheldon : By being my girlfriend, she's saying you're a weirdo, too.

Amy : I don't think that's what she's saying.


You guys, chloe is not gonna do any of that stuff.

She's a nice girl from nebraska.

She's not crazy.

She's... She's awesome.

But you can't avoid the crazy eyes forever.

Sooner or later, the crazy comes bubbling to the surface.

Hello?

Marshall, it's chloe.

Are you the one who's called me, like, nine times?

Yeah. Could you come get me?

I'm in the middle of taking a test.

Please. I'm so scared.

Well, what's going on?

This weird midget guy started following me

And he was screaming at me

And he had a limp and a big hump on his back

And the police didn't believe me

And I almost got trampled by a horse and...

God, I must sound totally crazy to you right now.


Beckett : Castle, door.

Beckett : We gotta move.

Beckett : Ready? Go.


Ex-girlfriend 1 : How many has he made you?

Ex-girlfriend 2 : He calls you "sweetie pie"?

Ex-girlfriend 2 : He called me "sweetie pie."

Ex-girlfriend 3 : I'm stupid, but my rack is bigger than yours.

Ted : Really?

Ted : You can't look at a pillow

Ted : Without seeing my ex-girlfriend... a pillow!

Robin : Yes, ted, the fact that you still have that pillow

Robin : Is creepy and gross.

Well, you're creepy and gross.

Well, your mom's creepy and gross.

You're the... Order! Order!

Lily : I got to side with robin.

Lily : She's your girlfriend,

Lily : And if the stuff upsets her, you got to get rid of it.


Penny : Dr. Lorvis?

Dr Lorvis : Penny, we should just be friends.

Dr Lorvis : Happy?

Raj : You think he bites?

Stick your hand in there and find out.

Raj : You fooled me with that goat at the petting zoo.

Raj : You will not fool me again.

Leonard : I wonder where Dr. Lorvis is.

Leonard : He's been gone a while.

Raj : Maybe he's playing bingo with his mommy.

Howard : It's sad how some guys

Howard : can't cut the apron strings.

Raj : Okay, now you're messing with me.


Cameron : Obese man with lung cancer. Two easy explanations for his heart failure.

Nodules could mean something else, something curable.

House : Go back to the ER.

House : My thanks to you and your cold feet.

Mother : What's going on? I'm giving you a shot at a cool result.

Cameron : Better yet, a chance to prove other doctors idiotic.

House : Except you're wrong.

Cameron : You figure that out by taking off your sunglasses

House : to the strains of a Who song?

House : The guy who killed Kutner's parents

died of an aneurysm two months ago.

Cameron : Kutner hid from everyone.

Cameron : You didn't get a chance to save him. No one did.

Cameron : Run the test. Find out if you have a chance to save Eddie.

House : Bad news.

House : Love can't save you.

House : On the other hand,

House : mold can.


what's perfect about that is the eggs

what's perfect about that is the eggs

what's perfect about that is the eggs themselves the poached eggs the broccoli

themselves the poached eggs the broccoli is awesome I'm gonna do a thing where it

is awesome I'm gonna do a thing where it taste every single fruit papaya

taste every single fruit papaya

taste every single fruit papaya watermelon melon pineapple grapes banana

watermelon melon pineapple grapes banana Rose apple jackfruit

I loved a fruit mango passionfruit

Oh

Oh

Oh that is nice and sour and that completes

that is nice and sour and that completes all ten fruits chase that with some of

all ten fruits chase that with some of

all ten fruits chase that with some of the yogurt natural yogurt which I don't

the yogurt natural yogurt which I don't

the yogurt natural yogurt which I don't have a chance to eat very often

wonderful natural sour really good

wonderful natural sour really good

wonderful natural sour really good yogurt

but they've done a really good job at

but they've done a really good job at

but they've done a really good job at making this breakfast Brenda you get to

making this breakfast Brenda you get to

making this breakfast Brenda you get to sit out here and in the morning at 7 : 00

sit out here and in the morning at 7 : 00 a.m. it's though Bangkok can get pretty

a.m. it's though Bangkok can get pretty

a.m. it's though Bangkok can get pretty hot in the daytime in the morning it's

hot in the daytime in the morning it's

hot in the daytime in the morning it's quite cool at least during this season


Harry : We found this woman. This ghost hunter.

Margaret : Said she was the best.

Margaret : Said all other ghost hunte came to her for help.

Margaret : But she took one look and told us to run like hell.

MR. BOYER : Yeah, what was her name?

Harry : Um... Mercy.

Harry : That's right.

Harry : Mercy LaGrande.

"Mercy, I can see it" Mercy?

Ryan : Maybe Jack Sinclair wasn't begging for mercy when he died.

Castle : He was saying her name.

Harry : Mercy LaGrande, real name Mercedes King,

Beckett : runs an unlicensed business doing paranormal consultations.

Esposito : There's a reason w hy she's unlicensed.

Esposito : Check out this rap sheet.


Stack.

What?

Stack : You're sure?

All right, send me a link to that feed. Thanks.

Esposito : What is it?

Stack : That was one of my colleagues.

Stack : The drone wasn't from Fort Drummond, but it was one of ours.

This is a video feed off a drone on a routine training run

from an Air National Guard base near Syracuse at 8 : 16 this morning.

Would you mind shutting those blinds?


Mrs Cooper : For example, if Shelly was aboard, he'd write "smart mouth" on his pigeon.

And then : Bam!

Sheldon : The Lord giveth and the Lord bloweth away.

Sheldon : Well, Mom, according to my itinerary for our weekend together...

Sheldon : - ...the fun begins with fried chicken. - Sounds delicious.

Good, because I got you everything you need to make it.

Sheldon : You are in for a treat.

Sheldon : My mother's fried chicken is why we had to buy my dad...

Sheldon : ...the extra large coffin.

Leonard : Sheldon, she just got off the plane. She doesn't wanna cook.

Sheldon : Of course she does.

Sheldon : Making me food is her way of saying "l love you."

Making me food when too tired...

Sheldon : ...is her way of saying "l really love you."

Mrs Cooper : I wouldn't mind going out for a bite, Sheldon.

Sheldon : Won't that spoil our appetites for the chicken you're gonna make?

Leonard : All right. We're going out. You like sushi?

There's a great place down the street.

Mrs Cooper : I've never had it, but there's no harm in trying something new.

Sheldon : There's a lot of harm in trying something new.

Sheldon : That's why we test out drugs and cosmetics on bunny rabbits.

Leonard : Sheldon, you're talking Iike a crazy person.

Mrs Cooper : Actually, I had him tested as a child.

Mrs Cooper : Doctor says he's fine.

- Told you. - I do regret not following up...

Mrs Cooper : ...with that specialist in Houston.


House : If you have any problems, don't hesitate to call me.

Diana : Thank you, Dr. House.

House : Wait a second. Where's Cuddy?

Jeffrey : Gone for the day.

House : Hey! Hey! Hey!

Sorry, can't remember if I've mocked you yet for being a male nurse.

Jeffrey : I think this counts.

House : Fair enough.

Dara : That isn't the man I married.

Foreman : Yes, he is. He's just smarter. Give him some time.

Taub : I'm sure... He hates me.

Foreman : His body is going through withdrawal. He's adjusting.

Dara : Maybe he never loved me. Not really.

Dara : Maybe we never really had anything at all.

Sidas : Somebody help!


Ted : None of us had seen lily in three months.

Ted from 2030 : There were so many unanswered questions,

Ted from 2030 : So many things to say.

Robin : Your hair is adorable.

At MacLaren's.Ted from 2030 : Meanwhile, barney was taking marshall out to meet women

At MacLaren's.Ted from 2030 : For the first time since he was 17.

Just wing it. Come on.

Barney : Hi. Have you met marshall?

Hi. Hi.

Marshall : Look how sweaty my hands are.

It's weird, right? Uh, sweat?

Marshall : Like, this smelly water coming out of your skin.


Gout.


Sheldon : You're here a lot now.

Penny : Oh, am I talking too much? I'm sorry. Zip.

Sheldon : -Thank you. PENNY : Mm-hm.

Sheldon : Chocolate?

Penny : Yes, please.

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

Penny : -Oh. Hey, Kim. -Ahh.

Penny : Yeah, I--

You know what? Hold on. Let me take this in the hall.

[MOUTHS] Chocolate?

[MOUTHS] Thank you.

PENNY : You'll never guess who they got to replace you at work.

Penny : Okay.

Leonard : I know what you're doing.

Howard : Really?

Leonard : Yes. You're using chocolates as positive reinforcement...

...for what you consider correct behavior.


with this beautiful wheat lover well

with this beautiful wheat lover well welcome to my Eden this is called a pork

welcome to my Eden this is called a pork bun wheat noodle kiss you see all that

bun wheat noodle kiss you see all that

bun wheat noodle kiss you see all that beautiful seasoning on the bottom you

beautiful seasoning on the bottom you

beautiful seasoning on the bottom you let it soak up all that juice this is

let it soak up all that juice this is

let it soak up all that juice this is gonna be a beautiful bike this is the

gonna be a beautiful bike this is the

gonna be a beautiful bike this is the balance we all need in life right here

balance we all need in life right here

balance we all need in life right here but I've said many times before

but I've said many times before

but I've said many times before happy bite happy life and make sure when

happy bite happy life and make sure when you're eating through your drinking hot

you're eating through your drinking hot

you're eating through your drinking hot tea because there's a lot of fat in

tea because there's a lot of fat in

tea because there's a lot of fat in these dishes and it's gonna conceal your

these dishes and it's gonna conceal your stomach make sure you can get to eat

stomach make sure you can get to eat

stomach make sure you can get to eat this way you can take out more food this


Beckett, it can't be a coincidence.

Recheck the vic's rap sheet.

Beckett : See if Montgomery was involved in any of his old arrests.

Beckett : And get on that number.

Beckett : I want to know who he was talking to just before he died.


Marshall : Certified by some type of governing entity?

Gael : I train for three years at an institute in buenos aires.

Gael : I have a card. I can show you.

Marshall : Is the card laminated?

Gael : What do you mean "laminated"?

Marshall : Covered in protective plastic.

Oh, yes. Damn it.

Marshall : He checks out.

Barney : Ted. Ted.

Barney : Ted. Ted.


Howard : left him when he was 11.

Penny : Okay, I will think about it.

Howard : You know, I've always blamed myself

Howard : for him leaving.

Howard : I always thought it was because I wasn't the son he wanted.


That's a Band-Aid at best.

Sheldon : The core problem is that Amy and Wil do not like each other...

Sheldon : ...which is baffling because they're both crazy about me.

Sheldon : And I like them, which indicates they're bright and interesting...

Sheldon : ...and/or were on Star Trek.

Penny : Honey, you can't make people like each other.

Sheldon : Not true. Leonard made me like you.

Sheldon : Let me tell you, that was a hard row to hoe.

Sheldon : Cheers, pal.


hello were you playing were you playing

hello were you playing were you playing in your bed doing Suzy sheep yeah good

in your bed doing Suzy sheep yeah good

in your bed doing Suzy sheep yeah good girl

girl

girl mm-hmm did you have a nice sleep yeah


Raj : It's interesting your father didn't help around the house

Raj : and Howard doesn't help, either,

Raj : so... in a way,

Raj : Howard's not only like your father,

Raj : but he's also like the child that you're afraid to have.

Howard : Why are you still here?

Raj : Fine, I'll leave.

Raj : But it sounds like somebody needs a fresh diaper.


I don't need coffee to wake up in the

I don't need coffee to wake up in the

I don't need coffee to wake up in the morning I knew like a dim sum like that

morning I knew like a dim sum like that

morning I knew like a dim sum like that oh I am so nationally

I love the outside wrapper like we have

I love the outside wrapper like we have

I love the outside wrapper like we have a cushion don't think the wrapper is

a cushion don't think the wrapper is

a cushion don't think the wrapper is really going to be super bouncing light

really going to be super bouncing light

really going to be super bouncing light that definitely is so this is like a do

that definitely is so this is like a do

that definitely is so this is like a do some tasting of course tasting meal yes

some tasting of course tasting meal yes

some tasting of course tasting meal yes this I'm really excited about I love

this I'm really excited about I love

this I'm really excited about I love anything that's scallop yeah yeah how


Beckett : When Vega figured out what you had done,

Beckett : he called you from his club and told you to meet him.

Beckett : I think he came after you and threatened to destroy you,

Beckett : - and that's why you killed him. - It's a hell of a story, kids.

Fox : when the Cuban government was sending away people every day?

Fox : That's a hell of a tale. It's pure conjecture.

Beckett : You know what's not conjecture?

Beckett : The blood that we found on the driver's side floor mat in your car.

Beckett : That was Vega's blood.

Castle : As much as you tried to clean those $5,000 pair of shoes

Castle : you were wearing while you smashed Vega's skull in,

Castle : you didn't quite get all of it.

Fox : Hello, Cynthia. Call my lawyer. You tell him he's about to earn

Fox : the outrageous, obscene amounts of money I pay him.


Why don't women Iike me?

Siri : Let me check on that.

Siri : How about a web search for "Why don't women like me?"

Well, no need. L've already done that.

Uh, Siri, do you have a last name?

Phone : My name is Siri.

Raj : Ah, one name.

Like Cher, Madonna, Adele.

Raj : All the women who rock me.

Raj : My name is Rajesh, but you can call me Raj.

Would you like me to call you "Raj"?

I'd like you to call me "sexy."


Leonard : How'd you get ready so fast?

Penny : Oh, I pack light.

Penny : Once, I got through an entire spring break

Penny : with nothing but a long T-shirt and a belt.

Leonard : Why did you need a belt?

Penny : It's called an evening look.

Penny : I've never been to New Jersey before.


the onions and then like you might not

the onions and then like you might not think about eating raw eggs but like

think about eating raw eggs but like

think about eating raw eggs but like it's an amazing stuff and it just

it's an amazing stuff and it just

it's an amazing stuff and it just slightly cooks so it's not like

slightly cooks so it's not like

slightly cooks so it's not like completely completely raw it's just good

completely completely raw it's just good okay pickled ginger time and I'm gonna


It's gonna be okay, son.

You really think so?

Of course.

A pretty girl like Bernadette?

She'll find a new guy.

Howard : MAN

- Hey, Mike? - Yeah?

Howard : I changed my mind. I don't wanna do this.

- Good one. - Yeah, I'm a funny guy.

l also have a hysterical bit planned for later...

Howard : ...where I pretend to cry through the whole launch.

- Sheldon, what channel is NASA TV? - Two-eighty-nine...

Sheldon : ...right between the Game Show Network at 288...


and London Victoria meets didn't want to have any accidents imagine condition

have any accidents imagine condition

have any accidents imagine condition I am so pregnant that I forgot to bring

I am so pregnant that I forgot to bring

I am so pregnant that I forgot to bring our I forgot my hat so I was wearing


adorable you know I mean there's not

adorable you know I mean there's not even a soup bowl this is like literally

even a soup bowl this is like literally

even a soup bowl this is like literally a like drinking cup I like this is one

a like drinking cup I like this is one

a like drinking cup I like this is one slurp it's over look at these noodles

slurp it's over look at these noodles

slurp it's over look at these noodles here this just looks so appetizing look

here this just looks so appetizing look

here this just looks so appetizing look at all the soy sauce and whatever else

at all the soy sauce and whatever else

at all the soy sauce and whatever else is hanging on these mules there we go I

is hanging on these mules there we go I

is hanging on these mules there we go I think I was gonna have to slurp it like

think I was gonna have to slurp it like

think I was gonna have to slurp it like there's no really no other way to do

there's no really no other way to do

there's no really no other way to do this you ready

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] love this the songs I feel like it's

love this the songs I feel like it's

love this the songs I feel like it's just a simple soy sauce maybe a little

just a simple soy sauce maybe a little

just a simple soy sauce maybe a little oyster sauce the noodles are fried it's

oyster sauce the noodles are fried it's

oyster sauce the noodles are fried it's so well by little al dente nice and

so well by little al dente nice and

so well by little al dente nice and chewy I think I like this better than


This is like an endless market.

You come here,

you're gonna fall in love with Sichuan.

For our final stop on the breakfast tour,

we stopped by to have an early lunch

at a classic douhua and red-braised beef joint.

Here you can taste classic Sichuan red-braised dishes.

Kind of like spicy Sichuan stews.

Made spicy and fragrant from chili bean paste

and dry Sichuan chilies,

and packed with spices like star anise,

cinnamon, and ginger.

When you explore Sichuan,


all-you-can-eat hot pots. Beef tendon. Dump this in.

The beef tendon is a winner. It's a little crunchy, a little gelatinous. Mm, delicious!

Look how thinly this fish is sliced though.

I don't usually like fish in my hot pot, but because it looks so pretty, I'm gonna

have some.


Well, it seems that your IUD has dislodged from your uterus,

hooked onto your husband's piercing and is embedded in your vaginal wall.

JENNIFER : Did she say piercing?


No. I mean, unless someone called her after we spoke.

Beckett : - And when was that? - Before I left work. 6 : 00-ish.

Cosway : I was heading out to the game.


I have eaten seventh chopsticks already and my digestion is in need of something greasy.

This one I know what it is.

It looks like a packaged hammer.

It is slightly juicy and crispy enough on the outside.

This is my favorite so far.

There's a double crunchy fishnet crust and breadcrumbs,

and the inside is of a superbly spicy Lotus root.

He doesn't even need sauce because of Lotus' natural juiciness and sweetness.

This 'Karaage' chicken is actually fried chicken.


and and filmed the guy getting tased by

and and filmed the guy getting tased by the police dude that was crazy

the police dude that was crazy

the police dude that was crazy that was crazy it's got like I don't

that was crazy it's got like I don't

that was crazy it's got like I don't know a lot of use all right we are in

know a lot of use all right we are in

know a lot of use all right we are in and out you know the drill

and out you know the drill

and out you know the drill it is free everything's up for grabs

it is free everything's up for grabs

it is free everything's up for grabs grab an injury we've done this so many

grab an injury we've done this so many

grab an injury we've done this so many times top link of the description click


Lily : Baby, are you okay?

Marshall : I hold in my hand

Marshall : the last words my father will ever say to me.

Marshall : I'm gonna hit play.


And I think I found a way to solve this filling issue and for what if we open this thing up

And we just add a bit of meat to that

If you're ordering both of these dishes at the same time I recommend you do that


listen right anyone exactly so step

listen right anyone exactly so step aside keep like that's so valid be like

aside keep like that's so valid be like

aside keep like that's so valid be like that but let the people who are there

that but let the people who are there

that but let the people who are there let the little women let the queer

let the little women let the queer

let the little women let the queer people let's a lot of people who want to

people let's a lot of people who want to teach you like teach there's this app

teach you like teach there's this app

teach you like teach there's this app called good vault that is giving

called good vault that is giving

called good vault that is giving students just like you access to

students just like you access to

students just like you access to colleges of all around the world one of

colleges of all around the world one of

colleges of all around the world one of the biggest things that they do is that

the biggest things that they do is that

the biggest things that they do is that they post Q&A sessions on the app with

they post Q&A sessions on the app with

they post Q&A sessions on the app with people who can tell you information

people who can tell you information

people who can tell you information about the application process and what

about the application process and what

about the application process and what it's like to go to that school the kind

it's like to go to that school the kind

it's like to go to that school the kind folks that's nice son the kind folks

folks that's nice son the kind folks

folks that's nice son the kind folks over a good wall have set me up with a

over a good wall have set me up with a

over a good wall have set me up with a dope account that I'm gonna be using to


recommended so we're on our way there

recommended so we're on our way there now

now

now [Music]

the restaurant is called Bukhatir a very very well known restaurant among food

very well known restaurant among food

very well known restaurant among food lovers in Dubai oh this restaurant is

lovers in Dubai oh this restaurant is

lovers in Dubai oh this restaurant is known for their seafood especially their

known for their seafood especially their fish and their shrimp yeah a little bit

fish and their shrimp yeah a little bit

fish and their shrimp yeah a little bit of history about this restaurant it used

of history about this restaurant it used to be the it's right on the beach you

to be the it's right on the beach you

to be the it's right on the beach you can see the boats here and the fishermen

can see the boats here and the fishermen used to come here with their fresh catch

used to come here with their fresh catch and as the story goes the the fishermen

and as the story goes the the fishermen

and as the story goes the the fishermen would come with all their fish and they

would come with all their fish and they

would come with all their fish and they asked somebody here to cook the fish

asked somebody here to cook the fish

asked somebody here to cook the fish because they wanted to eat and so it

because they wanted to eat and so it

because they wanted to eat and so it turned into a restaurant and for a long

turned into a restaurant and for a long

turned into a restaurant and for a long time it was kind of a real local kind of

time it was kind of a real local kind of street food style restaurant until

street food style restaurant until

street food style restaurant until recently when they built an indoor

recently when they built an indoor

recently when they built an indoor structure they still have outside

structure they still have outside

structure they still have outside seating and I'm gonna order up a fish

seating and I'm gonna order up a fish

seating and I'm gonna order up a fish right now this charity you honor that's

right now this charity you honor that's

right now this charity you honor that's a big oh yeah big one


Bracken : You may as well kill yourself right now, Kate.

You have stumbled onto something which is so over your head,

Bracken : I'm amazed you're still alive.

Castle : What did Beckett say that freaked him out so much?

How do you know aboutLokSat?

Beckett : Doesn't matter how.

The question is, what is it?

And why is there a hitsquad running around the East Coast,

Beckett : killing people to protect it?

LokSat. Never heard of it.

Me neither. But it clearly scares the hell out of Bracken.

Castle : Figuring out what it means is key.

And that's exactly what Beckett is doing.

Ryan : Well, why don't we talk to Bracken and find out?

Ryan : No, not you, Castle. You're radioactive with this guy.

Esposito : Yeah, you should stay here and wait for the Assistant AG.

Esposito : She's on her way up from D.C. to bring some federal muscle.

AII right.

Castle : Hey, Alexis, I have another clue.

Alexis : - So do we. - We?

Alexis : Me and Hayley. Her feelers paid off.

Alexis : Vikram showed up at a hotel in Midtown an hour after they left the prison.

Castle : - Was Beckett with him? - I don'tknow. Wejustgothere.

Alexis : I'll call you as soon as we figure anything out.

I don't know, Alexis. I don't want you involved in this.

Alexis : Dad, I can take care of myself.

Castle : Alexis, no, it is too dangerous.

Alexis : I'm not a kid anymore, Dad. Beckett's family. I'll call you after.


there's no motors, there's no engines on the boat

so they row the boat by a big stick,

just pushing the stick down.

So it's peaceful,

you can definitely hear the sounds of music and people

but the peace of the canal is beautiful.

lively banda music

- I really love Xochimilco because it's like a party,

really party on the the boats, on trajineras,

it is amazing, just check it.

- When we started off it seemed to quiet.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- And then we got into the canal

and all of a sudden it's like a giant party--

- And you say, no, it's so quiet,

you can overlapping speech .


Chandler : Hello, Rachel.

Rachel : Get off.

Ooh, give me. Can you see me operating a drill press?

Joey : I don't know. What are you wearing?

Ross : Why would you want to?

For short-term work. Till I get back my massage clients.

Chandler : Pirates again?

Phoebe : No. Nothing like that.

I'm just such a dummy.

I taught a "Massage Yourself at Home" workshop. And they are.

Joey : Hey, Chan, she could work for you.


baby take the cover off sure what up

baby take the cover off sure what up bright man my legs so welcome guys

bright man my legs so welcome guys

bright man my legs so welcome guys welcome to our day it's sort of get hot

welcome to our day it's sort of get hot

welcome to our day it's sort of get hot nice and warm and we've already used

nice and warm and we've already used

nice and warm and we've already used they actually used they went off the

they actually used they went off the

they actually used they went off the tower yesterday for the first time up

tower yesterday for the first time up

tower yesterday for the first time up the drop tower somewhere over here there

the drop tower somewhere over here there and notice that can you get the winch

and notice that can you get the winch

and notice that can you get the winch out there the pole winch I thought that

out there the pole winch I thought that

out there the pole winch I thought that could be a lot of fun you really want to

could be a lot of fun you really want to do that hurry awesome


is pasty I put this on the side here and I think I got everything okay I'm all

I think I got everything okay I'm all

I think I got everything okay I'm all served I got a little I managed to get a

served I got a little I managed to get a little bit of everything on this plate

little bit of everything on this plate

little bit of everything on this plate plus some of the avocado and it's

plus some of the avocado and it's

plus some of the avocado and it's colorful its natural I want to start

colorful its natural I want to start

colorful its natural I want to start with really some of those some of that

with really some of those some of that

with really some of those some of that vegetable with some of those beans yeah


- We made it to the hotel.

- [Bryan] Yes, we made it.

Are you boys so excited?

Yes we made it to the hotel.


Joey : You guys...

Joey : ...make us...

Joey : look good.

- You wanna say anything? - I don't know.

Chandler : Except that, for one last time...

Chandler : Good game, good game, good game...

Chandler : good game.

Joey : - Okay, here we go.

Joey : I can't do it.

Chandler : - Well, I can't do it either.

- Hey! Did you find them? - Yeah, they're stuck inside the table!

Chandler : - We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it!


- For the beautiful curry.

Take some naan with it, too, right?

That's one of the joys of India for me,

is just ripping the naan and soaking it

with all different types of curry.

Oh yeah, pure chicken joy tonight.

We got three different types of chicken,


that was a great flight well that's cool air great flight and an unexpected lunch

air great flight and an unexpected lunch welcome to Tibet

welcome to Tibet

welcome to Tibet [Music]

again we had to go through a few

again we had to go through a few

again we had to go through a few checkpoints and then also register our

checkpoints and then also register our

checkpoints and then also register our permits but now we are out and and the

permits but now we are out and and the

permits but now we are out and and the air is so fresh the breeze it's crisp

air is so fresh the breeze it's crisp

air is so fresh the breeze it's crisp not too cold they said it's about 20

not too cold they said it's about 20

not too cold they said it's about 20 having about 20 degrees 21 degrees so

having about 20 degrees 21 degrees so

having about 20 degrees 21 degrees so like perfect temperature the beauty

like perfect temperature the beauty

like perfect temperature the beauty oh man the rooftop of the world thank

oh man the rooftop of the world thank

oh man the rooftop of the world thank you thank you

you thank you

you thank you Elma who's gonna be our guide

Elma who's gonna be our guide

Elma who's gonna be our guide yes in Tibet yeah and this is for like a


l think you'll feel differently when you know...

...a little bit about Vikram.

Okay, he's a....

He's a kite designer.

Ross : And he used to date Oprah.


a shard you got a great white that's our blog for today thank you so much for


Ted : My dad made out with wendy the waitress?

Ted : He cheated on my mom?

Ted : No, that's impossible.

Barney : Ted, it's a well-known statistic that 83% of people

Barney : Married longer than six months are seeing someone on the side.

Ted : Do you know that when you make up

Ted : A statistic, you always use "83%"?

Barney : You think I'm lying.

Barney : Well, have you done any surveys on the subject?

Barney : Because the good people at

Barney : Www.Swingers.Open-marriage-is natural\legalize-polygamy.Org

Barney : Have, and they beg to differ.

Ted : That's not a real web site.

Barney : Oh, and I suppose I didn't get a real t-shirt

Barney : For running in their 10k.


Barney : Ooh.

Barney : Really?

Barney : Oh! Oh, come here.

Barney : Come here.

Marshall : It's just...

Robin : When I was young, I was so...

Robin : Vulnerable and-and open to things, you know?

Robin : And... I guess I just... I wanted to feel that way again.

Robin : I wanted to be 16 again.

Barney : Robin, that is the stupidest thing

Barney : I've ever heard come out of your mouth.

Barney : You want to be 16 again?

Barney : I have watched your first

Barney : Robin sparkles video a thousand times,

Barney : And it's not because I'm proud of you as a friend.

Barney : It's because you were totally, totally lame back then.

But now, come on. Pa-kow!

Barney : You're the most awesome person I have ever known.

Barney : Well, second most awesome.

Robin : Right. Of course, the-the first being you.

Ted from 2030 : No.

Barney : No. The first is this guy


Marshall : This is the big number that's supposed to impress me and...

Lily : Wow.

That is a big number.

Jeff : There's also a signing bonus,

Jeff : Uh, use of a company car,

Jeff : Expense account, blah, blah, blah.

Jeff : Hey, by the way, turn around and wave to patrick swayze.

Barney : Hey.

Marshall : I'm going to, uh, try to remain cool.

Marshall : But you know patrick swayze?!

Jeff : He's a client.

Jeff : Who do you think bought us this wine.


You want to go driving?


Sheldon : It'll take two weeks.

Penny : Leonard, are you okay?

Leonard : Um, I'm not sure.

Howard : What's going on?

Leonard : Well, Mrs. Latham said she was seriously considering

Leonard : donating money so we could get a cryogenic centrifugal pump...

Howard : Yes! Oh, wow!

Leonard : ...then she stuck her tongue down my throat.

Leonard : Why?

Penny : Okay, we can't keep explaining everything.

Penny : Read that book we got you.

Leonard : She hit on me.

Howard : Wait-wait-wait. Are you telling us

Howard : that old lady wanted to have sex with you

Howard : in exchange for giving your department millions of dollars?

Leonard : I think so.

Howard : You lucky duck.


...but what if I die an unsuccessful, regular-size man?


Nora : I'm not saying any of this to get in your pants.


goong pad sataw and this is a great great plate of it.

Micah wanted to join in so I'm joined with Micah now.

And the last dish that we ordered is pla sai tod kamin,

and I believe in English it's a sand fish

and it's just deep fried.

Oh that is triplets right there.

Okay, I'll save that for later.

But this is deep fried with garlic and turmeric.

I'm gonna dip it in the sauce.


Alexis : He thinks you're alive.

He might be trying to find out for sure. And what if it's not Sam?

Alexis : It could be the killer trying to lure you out.

Mandy : Would you relax? It's Sam's number, okay?

Mandy : And he's not answering, which means he's probably bartending.

Mandy : - That place he works is really loud. - PHONE BEEPS

Mandy : I have to go see him.

Alexis : You can't go out. What if someone sees you?

Mandy : You don't get it, do you?

Mandy : I am the one that is supposed to be dead.

Mandy : Not Claire. She died because of me.

Mandy : And I know that people think that I don't care, but I'm not a monster.

Mandy : If Sam has information about Claire's death, I need to know what it is.

I just wanna do one thing right.

Mandy... HUFFS You shouldn't be doing this.

Yeah, well, you're not gonna stop me.


why you leave oh wait Shannon dear you

why you leave oh wait Shannon dear you came in at a very interesting time


Lily : I've never... told anyone this before.


this is like a Jacuzzi in bathtub like

this is like a Jacuzzi in bathtub like literally for adults for adults it in

literally for adults for adults it in

literally for adults for adults it in this pan baby 1200 spring chickens are

this pan baby 1200 spring chickens are

this pan baby 1200 spring chickens are in this bathtub of a pan the jacuzzi

in this bathtub of a pan the jacuzzi

in this bathtub of a pan the jacuzzi f-of-n 600 kg spring chicken

f-of-n 600 kg spring chicken

f-of-n 600 kg spring chicken a third is a young chicken's rings ring

a third is a young chicken's rings ring

a third is a young chicken's rings ring ring take a second 1,200 screens again


Thank you for this, with the needles and blood.

Meredith : They won't accept her without a family history.

Derek : I'm happy to get your mom into the clinical trial.

Derek : Even with the needles and blood.

Derek : All done. How's that feel?


Leonard : Okay.

Amy : I suppose being the first people

Amy : on a new planet would be incredibly exciting.

Sheldon on video : Oh, I know.

Sheldon : We could be the first to plant a flag on Mars.

Sheldon : We could be the first to watch Mars Attacks! on Mars.

Sheldon : We could be the first to say "Good Lord,

Sheldon : what on Mars are you talking about?"

Sheldon : You know,

Amy : we could also be the first people

Amy : to procreate on Mars.


Barney : Thank you all for coming.

Barney : For those of you who don't know me...

Barney : I'm not the biggest believer in marriage.

Barney : But... You two are so great together, you know?


it I'm putting together a nice salad for later

later

later leave that that's lettuce dude legit

leave that that's lettuce dude legit

leave that that's lettuce dude legit romaine lettuce I mean just about every


Oh that is hot mmm that is freshly fried

It's crispy and then the banana is really almost like custardy on the inside

Thank you

and also the owner he's

Really cool guy. He's working on a second edition of his bhutanese food cookbook and so he's he's also

He's actually I think we share many of the same

interests for traveling and eating and so we connected with him well and also Che che


Hey, statistically speaking, I'm sure you have something to worry about.

Leonard : What do you mean?

Sheldon : Well, if we assume that your looks are average...

...right off the bat, 50 percent of men on Earth are more attractive than you.

That's 1.5 billion handsome lads standing by, waiting to rain on your parade.

Leonard : Well, yeah, but this isn't just about looks.

Leonard : I'm way above average in a lot of other things.


Leonard : Oh, uh...

Leonard : Sausage.

Leonard : Uh... Bratwurst?

Oh, hot dog.

- Penny, aren't you gonna draw something? - Relax, we've got time. This is so fun.


Gwenn : You know what the worst part is?

Gwenn : Just for a moment when he stood there that night,

Gwenn : I was happy to see him.

You gotta admire the guy.

Castle : Sacrificed everything to redeem himself.

Castle : It's too bad his past caught up with him.

Gates : Still, those files are on their way to the U.S. Attorney's Office.

Gates : Now the Cabots have a real shot at getting back what they lost.

Beckett : Along with the 42 other families, all because of Edmund.

Oh!

Gates : Speaking of people having their homes stolen.

Beckett : Is that your mother-in-law again, sir?

Gates : Detective, if you happen to receive a report of a homicide tonight

Gates : at my address, do me a favor.

Gates : Ignore it.

Esposito : Yes, sir.

Beckett : Well, Castle, looks like you might've been right.

Beckett : Maybe there is a Santa Claus, after all.

Castle : Whether there's a Santa Claus or not, that's not why I love Christmas.

Castle : When I was a kid, no matter how bad things got,

Castle : my mother always managed to make Christmas Eve magical.

Castle : Every year, she would put on the Nutcracker Suite.

Castle : I thought, if she can do that in our tiny apartment

Castle : when money was tight and we were alone,

Castle : gave me hope that things could get better.

Castle : I love that feeling, that sense of hope.

Castle : It's crazy, you know,

Castle : on the shortest, darkest days of the year,

Castle : people of all faiths celebrate the light.

Castle : Plus, who doesn't love presents?


Raj : You still might get on a magazine.

Howard : - You guys are seriously considering this? - Yes.

Howard : - You think you can put up with Sheldon? - Well, I'm a Hindu.

Raj : My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life, we are rewarded in the next.

Raj : Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon...

Raj : ...and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings.

Sheldon : Well, gentlemen, have you reached a decision?

- I'm in. - Me too.

Howard : Damn it. Peer pressure. Fine.

Sheldon : Excellent. And just an FYI, as I am the expedition's team leader...

Sheldon : ...protocol dictates that be phrased, "Fine, sir."

Sheldon : But don't worry, there will be a briefing.


[Music]

thank you very much

he brings it to your table with a plate

he brings it to your table with a plate

he brings it to your table with a plate on top it sits in a it's in a clay pan

on top it sits in a it's in a clay pan

on top it sits in a it's in a clay pan but yeah they loaded it up with the fish


as an incentive to stay alive.

Wilson : And I was so angry that you didn't respect my dying wishes,

Hook thousands of dollars of season tickets

and Ã¯Â¬Âushed them down toilets?

House : All you have to do is create reasonable doubt.

Wilson : Great. What if I do more than that?

Wilson : What if I end up in jail?

Wilson : Or spending my final months in endless hearings?

That's a risk you're willing to take.

Wilson : I have a reputation, I have a legacy that could...

Wilson.

House : I don't want to lose this time with you.

Okay.

Thanks.

House : I knew I could count on you.

Foreman : Wait! Wait!

House : You want the fries back?


Castle : - Are you thinking what I'm thinking? - Yep. We got a hell of a lot of suspects.

Yes, Chief. I know, Chief. As soon as I possibly can, Chief.

Montgomery : They cut our staff 20%, they get upset when our closure rate drops 3%.

Montgomery : You ask me, we're working miracles to do what we're doing.

Ryan : Sir, we can do this later if you have a higher priority.

Montgomery : Never let the job get in the way of the job.

Montgomery : - Where were we? - Well, Brady and his contact

Esposito : communicated through a dummy e-mail account.

Esposito : We tried to trace the address, but it was a dead end.

Montgomery : Where are we with reviewing the guards?

Ryan : Nowhere. The warden refuses to provide us with a duty roster.

Esposito : Said he was offended we assumed one of his men was dirty.

Esposito : - He wanted to handle it in-house. - Yeah? Well, that doesn't work for me.

Beckett : Do any of these men look like

Beckett : the one that you saw arguing with Olivia

Beckett : the night of the party?

Edwina : Look, it was a stupid waitress job 10 years ago.

Edwina : Do you remember what you were doing 10 years ago?

Castle : Can you recall any details? Was he wearing glasses?

Castle : Did he have a tattoo?

Valerie Thompson : All I know is that the man was yelling at the girl.

Edwina : He got so riled up he spilled his wine,

Edwina : and I ended up cleaning it off of the carpet.

Castle : - Did he spill any on himself? - I don't know. Maybe.

Castle : - Him! - Him!

-- [21 : Trent Wellesley?

Beckett : I'm Detective Kate Beckett, NYPD. I need to have a word.

Trent Wellesley : Yes. My old friend Jeff said I might be hearing from you.

Jenanne Wellesley : - Police? Are they the police? - Yes, Grandmother.

Jenanne Wellesley : My ring was stolen.

Martha : Oh, oh. They're not here for you, Grandmother.

Jenanne Wellesley : My ring was stolen. It's expensive.


I mean, I tried to stick them back on, but before I could...

Howard : ...you turned into a giant loaf of pumpernickel bread.

Howard : What do you think that means?

Summer uncomfortable : I really don't know.

Howard : I'll give you a little clue.

My favorite sandwich? Salami on pumpernickel.

Summer : Is that so?

Did you know the word pumpernickel comes from the German words pumper and knickel.

Howard : Which loosely translates to fart goblin?

Summer : No. I didn't.

Penny : Okay, I found the box. Now what?

Sheldon : You're holding a Japanese puzzle box, which takes 10 precise moves to open.


Wilson : Well, it's great how he rebounded from that setback.

Darnell : What setback?

Wilson : He didn't tell you about the...

Well, that's his right.

Wilson : The records were sealed.

Wilson : Personally, I think he was just tapping his foot

Wilson : and reaching for the toilet paper.

Wilson : Obviously it was a witch hunt.

Darnell : You think they singled him out because...

Wilson : No. Literally, a witch hunt. Dr. House is a practicing Wiccan.

Wilson : It's a beautiful religion, it's very caring.

House : Hey, hey, hey, hey.

House : You have an all-access pass to the case, not my Fave 5s. Now, go.

House : Come on! Come on! Let's go!

House : I think I'm going blind.

Wilson : Hairy palms, too?

House : She said something idiotic again and I didn't even notice it.

Foreman had to point out that it was idiotic.

House : She's making me an idiot.

It's cute. You have a crush.

House : No, I think it's something systemic.

Wilson : Thirteen's pretty.

Wilson : You're obviously okay with her.

House : She killed a patient.

Wilson : The bitch is pretty.

House : The bitch is a bitch.

Wilson : Ask her out.

House : The bitch? She's a bitch.

Wilson : No, the one that's making you an idiot.

It's the story of life. Boy meets girl. Boy gets stupid.

Wilson : Boy and girl live stupidly ever after.

Pretty girl kill again? No.

House : Elephant boy just vomiting up blood again.


We're gonna show you what's that for very soon.

Gracias.

waiter speaks in foreign language

I got two different types of carnitas.

One is a mix of meat and fat, and then the other one--

- [Lalo] Costilla.

- [Mark] Costilla.

- [Lalo] Yeah.

- It's a whole rib.

And you can see, in this taco,

there's a whole bone in there.

And look at that meat!

Oh, that just looks fall apart tender.

Oh, that is unbelievable.

It's gonna just slide off the bone without a doubt.

That style, man.

That taco style, man.

We've got our tacos.

We've added the salsa.

And now, this is the most genius plate you'll ever see.

And it inserts just perfectly.

- [Lalo] On Coke.

- [Mark] Lalo, you're a genius.

So you have hands free.

We can be filming, we can be eating tacos,

and we can hold our drinks-- - I'm drinking.

- [Mark] All at the same time.


Esposito : They were man-made.

Leo : I tried to trace them back to their source.

Leo : All I knew was that they were coming out of the States.

Leo : And then Alice called me out of the blue.

Leo : Said one of her clients, Steve Warner, had a secret.

Wait. Are you telling me that Steve Warner can make diamonds?

Yes.

Leo : Man-made diamonds are nothing new,

Leo : but no one had ever produced this quality of gem before.

Leo : Big and flawless.


- Yeah, if you guys haven't seen,

we've actually explored this area a couple of times.

But it's going to be super fun to do it now.

Because now we have this huge boat!

And it's got two slides on it,


Callie : You have to say I washed my hands.

Millie : I'm sorry.

You're driving me crazy with the hovering.

Meredith : This could be a mistake.

Meredith : This. Us.

You're a really nice guy and... well...

you... you don't want to get involved with me.

Meredith : - If you knew me... - Scary.

Meredith : - Finn. - And damaged. See? I told you.

Meredith : If you knew me? If you knew my family?

Meredith : If I told you the guys that I've slept with lately?

The scary and damage may actually be more than you can handle.


Greg House : Actually, I think there was some gin in it, too.

A hundred and fifty grams over six hours.

Chris Taub : It worked.

Eric Foreman : No, it didn't.


feet and then she would push on the

feet and then she would push on the carpet over here so she would push


Well, you know.

Carol : -That kid looks familiar. -Oh, yeah.

Joey : He's done tons of commercials. I've seen him in Sugar Smacks, PlayStation...

Joey : ...and that one for the phone company.

He was so good, he convinced me to switch phone companies.

Joey : Chandler was mad.

Ross : He's not gonna get this one. Ben is way cuter than that kid.

Ross : I mean, look at him.

Ross : That's great.

Joey : Wouldn't it be great if I got to play Ben's dad?

Ross : You look nothing like Ben.

Joey : I look more like him than you do.


roars

- roars

- We are hanging out right now

and we have been looking for Fred all morning.

We haven't found Fred, huh?

- Yeah. - [Finley] Yeah.

- [Missy] I wonder where he is.

Sometimes this guy,

he makes it so hard for us to find him, huh?

But I did want to take the boys around

and show them that, there is only

three days 'til Christmas. That is wrong.

We're gonna change it right now. Here we go.

Three days, boys.

That means we have like 72 hours 'til Christmas guys.


it's okay it's okay it's okay meet his

it's okay it's okay it's okay meet his

it's okay it's okay it's okay meet his tooth has fallen out on her chocolate

tooth has fallen out on her chocolate

tooth has fallen out on her chocolate bagel who wants a tooth chopping he

bagel who wants a tooth chopping he

bagel who wants a tooth chopping he wants it to topping okay Mia give me a

wants it to topping okay Mia give me a

wants it to topping okay Mia give me a big smile oh my goodness Amelia all your

big smile oh my goodness Amelia all your front teeth you're calling a comeback

front teeth you're calling a comeback

front teeth you're calling a comeback now you crazy

come on Cappy

come on Cappy

come on Cappy oh my goodness like it here it's got a

oh my goodness like it here it's got a

oh my goodness like it here it's got a hole because it's just it's a fresh

hole because it's just it's a fresh

hole because it's just it's a fresh tooth it freshly just came out so it's


- Here we've got couches, seating, and a pool.

- [Bryan] And we even have a little heated pool,

which is awesome.

- Check out our view, come look.

- This view is insane, holy cow,


You dirty lurker!

I'm sorry, you are the same old lady, right? Yeah. Dirty lurker!


Jason Bollinger : - Is the statement ready? - Mike's still working on it.

Bollinger : and I want my quote of outrage and sympathy in the damn article.

Bollinger : I'm sorry, it's been all hands on deck since we found out.

Bollinger : If you don't handle these things right, you get crucified.

- Mr. Bollinger, I was... - Mr. Bollinger's my father.

Bollinger : - Call me Jason. - Okay, Jason.

Beckett : How well do you know Calvin Creason?

Oh, he threw me a couple of fundraisers. We met a few times. Why?

Well, he seems to think that you have some information on Horn.

Beckett : Something that would guarantee you the election.

Beckett : - Castle? - Sorry.

Bollinger : - Come on. - Opposition research?

Bollinger : Conducted by a licensed private investigator.

Bollinger : Listen, I want to stress that everything we did

Bollinger : was completely vetted by our lawyers.

Bollinger : None of it was illegal.

Bollinger : We were just trying to determine if the councilman

Bollinger : had any significant vulnerabilities.

Castle : - And you found some. - Oh, yes.


Castle : Sound's not working.

Castle : Hang on a second, this was...


gracias pico de gallo

gracias pico de gallo

gracias pico de gallo yes continued abuse Asuna similar

yes continued abuse Asuna similar

yes continued abuse Asuna similar similar Eskimo no combination entrap a

similar Eskimo no combination entrap a

similar Eskimo no combination entrap a storm

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] and these are some of the like tortillas

and these are some of the like tortillas that he makes as well as summarizing

that he makes as well as summarizing

that he makes as well as summarizing some some guacamole and some of the


own ball pit last night she missed out

own ball pit last night she missed out on the first giant ball pit so aunt Jess

on the first giant ball pit so aunt Jess Jess my brother's wife got her little

Jess my brother's wife got her little

Jess my brother's wife got her little ball pit last night so fun on New Year's

ball pit last night so fun on New Year's I you know video any of that last she's

I you know video any of that last she's

I you know video any of that last she's like I want to get in you wanna get in

like I want to get in you wanna get in

like I want to get in you wanna get in huh no oh those are smoked wieners right

huh no oh those are smoked wieners right there mm-hmm

there mm-hmm

there mm-hmm kids are out playing on this slide

kids are out playing on this slide

kids are out playing on this slide honestly I never would have guessed that

honestly I never would have guessed that the drop in for the BMX stunts into the

the drop in for the BMX stunts into the

the drop in for the BMX stunts into the pond would turn into such a fun winter

pond would turn into such a fun winter

pond would turn into such a fun winter slide it is great it's fun but we're

slide it is great it's fun but we're

slide it is great it's fun but we're gonna re-up with some hot water we need

gonna re-up with some hot water we need

gonna re-up with some hot water we need that ice got to get that ice I'm gonna

that ice got to get that ice I'm gonna

that ice got to get that ice I'm gonna have to get two jugs

have to get two jugs

have to get two jugs why does hot water freeze faster than

why does hot water freeze faster than

why does hot water freeze faster than cold water in the winter why and

cold water in the winter why and

cold water in the winter why and somebody answer that why does hot water

somebody answer that why does hot water

somebody answer that why does hot water freeze faster than cold water in the

freeze faster than cold water in the

freeze faster than cold water in the winter makes no sense to me my brain

winter makes no sense to me my brain

winter makes no sense to me my brain doesn't work that way it might freeze it

doesn't work that way it might freeze it so fast and now you have ice and they

so fast and now you have ice and they

so fast and now you have ice and they can fly across half water oh nice dude


prawns sizzle furiously

oil boils

metal clangs

shrimp boils


Science.

Ross : Yeah, I think I've heard of that.

Joey : It's a fertility study.

Monica : Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.

Actually, a little more than that.

Thank you, God. This will bring us so much joy.

Come on, it's not that big a deal.

Joey : I just go down there every other day...

Joey : ...and make my contribution to the project.

Joey : But at the end of two weeks, I get $700!

Phoebe : You're gonna be making money hand over fist.

That's funny. Very funny.

This is great. I actually know somebody who loves what they do.

But what do you do to unwind after a tough day at work?


House : Hep A could cure him.

Cuddy : Better chance it will kill him.

House : Tell the lab to release a Hep A culture to me. We'll see who's right.

Cuddy : It's not an approved treatment and exposes us to liability.

House puts The Interferon Syringe In Joe's Iv : There's no way I can let you do this.

Masters : That's an extremely cowardly position.

House : Listen to the genius.

Cuddy : You're the one that insisted he run this by me.

Masters : It's proper protocol for an unconventional treatment.

Masters : But we shouldn't compromise patient care just to avoid lawsuits.

Cuddy : What about the fact that we don't have any proof he actually has Hep C?

Masters whispers To House : That is a perfectly valid objection.

House to Cuddy : Don't listen to her. She doesn't even work for me.

Cuddy : If you really think that this is the only way to cure him,

Cuddy : I will risk the lawsuit, but I need to know

Cuddy : that he actually has the disease.

Cuddy : Get me proof.

House : I've given you... Proof.

Cuddy : Get me proof he has Hep C and then you can give him Hep A.

Masters : I can't.

Cuddy : You'll figure something out.

The two of you have a combined IQ north of 300.

House : That's also true of five morons.

Cuddy to Masters : Go. Work.

Masters : So what do we do now?

House : Considering the fact that I'm about to do something unethical...

Masters : Oh, right, yeah. I'm fired.

House : Missed you. We need a false positive Hep C test.

Foreman : And why would we want to do that?

House : The world changes when you're on the inside.

You just got to roll with it once you get out.

Chase : You think he contracted Hep C from the Senator, right?

Chase : Test Anderson. If he's positive,

Chase : that's evidence that Dugan has it, too.

House : Evidence. Not proof.

Taub : Are we presenting this to a jury of our peers?


No.

Peters : It's actually worth infinitely more.

Peters : In fact, it's priceless.

Priceless?

Priceless?

Ryan : Yeah. Apparently, a stone of that size and quality,

Ryan : it's the Holy Grail of diamond manufacturing,

Ryan : considered by most to be impossible.

Castle : Until now.

Beckett : So where did the Warners get it, and why are they denying its existence?


Hey.

I really don't know what to tell you.

Maybe Joey could help you out with your big work problem.

-What? -Yeah, Joey, she's..

Rachel's got this big work problem. It is a head-scratcher.

Know what? If we're gonna make dinner, we're gonna have to leave.

Yeah, Joey, maybe you could help her out.

-Okay. -Oh, and you know what?

While you're helping solve this problem..


You've been such a good boy.

Seriously, you guys. Finley laughing

Luna, I had her do a long down stay in the bathroom

while we were all getting ready for the day,

and she just laid there and just watched us.

There were so many distractions going on

and she did so good.

It's been really kinda refreshing, I think.

- It's been so nice 'cause it can be hard with a puppy.

Puppies are crazy, and--

- Yeah, and I wasn't expecting a whole lot,

so maybe that's why I'm happy,

but I definitely have been happy since they returned.

dogs whine

She does annoy him still, but he seems to not care as much.

- Yeah, he's been a lot better.

- [Bryan] Although, Luna is kind of

in this awkward teenage stage

where she's like long and scraggly Missy laughs

and still finding her place in the world.

Aren't you?

Can I get that leg going?

Where's the leg?

- [Missy] Oh. Oh. Oh.

- There it is, there it is, there it is.

I hit the button.

I hit the button. There it is.

She's like, "Oh, I likey."

Boys are wearing matching shirts today.

We are gonna go out and go to the mall

and see if we can find a B-U-N-N-Y.

I also have to grab a couple of things-

- [Missy] Not a real one.

- Yeah, not a real one.

I still have to grab a couple of things

for Easter dinner tomorrow

'cause we're gonna have a lot of family members over here


Lyle : She said she had some decisions she needed to make.

Lyle : So I decided I needed to get drunk.

Lyle : I went and I shoplifted a pint of Jack, but the shop owner caught me.

Lyle : He made me pick up every single piece of litter in his parking lot as punishment.

Lyle : When I heard the sirens, I thought he was arresting me, too.

Those sirens were for Kim.

Lyle : When I got to her house, I saw Frank.

Lyle : I saw her body on the stretcher.

Lyle : If I had just found a way to stay there,

she'd be alive.

Alexis : Did you tell this to the police?

Lyle : They didn't ask. Why would they? They had the guy.

Alexis : Why do you think Frank killed her?

Lyle : Maybe he got jealous.

Lyle : He didn't like seeing her with other guys.

Alexis : What other guys?

Lyle : I didn't ask.

Lyle : But I know they dropped by her house.

Lyle : Other boys.

Thanks.

ALEXIS GASPS


Amy : Oh, I'm not confused at all.

Amy : You're like a sexy toddler.


clicks tongue

Amy : How do you know that?

Penny : Oh, Leonard mumbles it when he wants sex to last longer.

Claire : Hey, Raj.

Raj : Hey, Claire. Good, you're here.

Raj : Guys, this is my friend Claire.

Raj : We're casually dating, and there's no need

Raj : for any further questions about it.

Leonard : Would you like a glass of wine?

I said no questions!

SHELDON : And last but not least,

Sheldon : this is one that I like to call Star Wars Toast because...

Sheldon : it has a light side and a dark side.

Sheldon : All righty, it's time for Dungeons & Dragons!

Sheldon : Dungeons & Dragons.

Bernadette : That sounds about right.

Sheldon : You're gonna enjoy this.

Sheldon : I designed it especially for you.


You're ruining a nice moment.

At one point, I swear, I thought we were gonna kiss.

Ted, seriously.

I'm married.


Sheldon : - Do you know what that is? - Of course not.

Sheldon : Homeostasis refers to a system's ability to regulate its internal environment.

Yeah, and maintain a constant condition of properties like temperature or pH.

Penny : Worst bedtime story ever.

Sheldon : My point is, I don't like when things change.

Sheldon : So, regardless of your feelings, I would like you to continue dating Leonard.


But there was something odd about his request.

Venezuelan Diplomat : He asked to pick up the passport in Mexico City.

Beckett : Mexico City? Did he say why?

DELGADO : No.

Venezuelan Diplomat : But he was supposed to get it yesterday at our embassy there.

Venezuelan Diplomat : He had booked a flight from Mexico City to Caracas that night.

GATES : He was running away?

Beckett : Not just running away. Changing his identity completely.

Gates : He never intended to testify.

Gates : He was just stringing my sister along until he could escape.

Castle : All he had to do was drive to Mexico.

Castle : Once he boarded that flight to Caracas under his new identity,

paid for it with a new credit card,

Castle : Peter Cordero would cease to exist. Your sister would never find him.

BECKETT : But he wasn't going to leave empty-handed.

Beckett : So he made one last desperate deal.

CASTLE : The night he was killed,

Castle : he was preparing to disappear forever, along with the $25 million.

You don't just conjure $25 million out of thin air. It came from somewhere.

Castle : And given the circumstances, nowhere legal.

GATES : If you're right,

Gates : it'll destroy my sister's case.

Gates : All his testimony will be tainted.

Beckett : So, what do you want us to do?

Gates : Find the truth.

Castle : In order to do that, we need to know where the money came from.

Castle : And there's no way to find out.

RYAN : Uh, maybe there is.


after it grills for hours, it will start

to drip a little, start to juice,

it will become so tender that it will like,

just bones will fall off, meat will fall off,

but they're ensuring that it won't

by wiring it together, also it has to be secure

on the pole so that when it turns,

when it rotates, it doesn't move either.

As he was trimming up the lamb,

he hung up a little-- a little surprise laughs .


you know formulas I ticked off

you know formulas I ticked off everything we already had which had

everything we already had which had

everything we already had which had already been labeled and then I wrote

already been labeled and then I wrote

already been labeled and then I wrote out because I knew it wouldn't be enough

out because I knew it wouldn't be enough for him I wrote out a list of the things

for him I wrote out a list of the things that were left together so even though

that were left together so even though

that were left together so even though they weren't ticked off on the list I

they weren't ticked off on the list I

they weren't ticked off on the list I was like he's not gonna he's not gonna

was like he's not gonna he's not gonna

was like he's not gonna he's not gonna know what this means so I wrote them all

know what this means so I wrote them all out he bought everything that was ticked

out he bought everything that was ticked on from the list plus everything that

on from the list plus everything that

on from the list plus everything that was written out like instructions before


But you know what they say. The important thing is how you use it.

Marshall : "The motion of the ocean". That whole thing.

He said it's small and everybody's fine with that. Let's just move on.

Marshall : I'm just saying that I bet it's bigger than he thinks.

Marshall : And thick.

Max : Everything about it is tiny.

Max : The office is tiny. The conference room is tiny.

Max : Plus, I got a very small staff.

Robin : Let's order!

Ted from 2030 : As I was mustering the courage to call Zoey

Ted from 2030 : and tell her my true identity...

Ted : Zoey...

Ted : I'm Batman.

Ted : That'd be cool.

... the strangest thing happened.

Zoey : I need your help.

Zoey : Just to warn you.

Zoey : What I'm about to show you is not a hundred percent legal.


inside

inside [Music]

we got some dishes to share a buckwheat

we got some dishes to share a buckwheat

we got some dishes to share a buckwheat orange which is almost like a thick

orange which is almost like a thick

orange which is almost like a thick porridge but there are few it greens

porridge but there are few it greens

porridge but there are few it greens there's mushrooms in there maybe some

there's mushrooms in there maybe some

there's mushrooms in there maybe some dill I think and we also got eggs

dill I think and we also got eggs

dill I think and we also got eggs poached eggs and they put it over a

poached eggs and they put it over a

poached eggs and they put it over a piece of bread bread and the cheese on

piece of bread bread and the cheese on

piece of bread bread and the cheese on the top and the career they can be happy

the top and the career they can be happy are the red caviar and then finally what

are the red caviar and then finally what is this one the region this Davos with

is this one the region this Davos with

is this one the region this Davos with cherries ok varenik I'm gonna start with

cherries ok varenik I'm gonna start with the eggs and the poached eggs that's

the eggs and the poached eggs that's

the eggs and the poached eggs that's cheese all over there's much there's

cheese all over there's much there's

cheese all over there's much there's some spinach on the bottom there too and


Mmm.

Finis omnium... I don't know.

Nunc est.

Finis omnium nunc est.

"The end is upon us."

Castle : I know why Shaw came here wielding an axe last night.


Raj : In case you didn't follow that, I'm the coffee.

Leonard, maybe you'd like to go with them to meet girls.

Leonard : Why would I be interested? I have Penny.

Sheldon : Yeah, for now.

Sheldon : But that woman has a death wish, Leonard.

Yeah, she talks to strangers, she pets unfamiliar dogs...

Sheldon : ...and it is ridiculously easy to break into her apartment.

Sheldon : If I were you, I'd get a backup.


Wendy : Barney, I just want you to know, I have no hard feelings.

Wendy : It wasn't the best idea

Wendy : For us to get involved.

Wendy : I hope we can still be friends.


Phoebe : ...my Green Eggs and Ham discussion group.

Tonight, it's "Why he would not eat them on a train."


try to grab it grab it grab it on the

try to grab it grab it grab it on the hitch I don't know yeah

hitch I don't know yeah

hitch I don't know yeah pick it up oh yeah you got this you got

pick it up oh yeah you got this you got

pick it up oh yeah you got this you got this

this

this it's okay it's a snowplow let's just

it's okay it's a snowplow let's just

it's okay it's a snowplow let's just reapply the driveway this winter you

reapply the driveway this winter you

reapply the driveway this winter you want

want

want pointing guys across the pond yes well

pointing guys across the pond yes well

pointing guys across the pond yes well you cross the pool so it's a super dope

you cross the pool so it's a super dope

you cross the pool so it's a super dope because you can just hook it to the back

because you can just hook it to the back of the quad right here and then you take

of the quad right here and then you take it anywhere and it's got all this rope

it anywhere and it's got all this rope

it anywhere and it's got all this rope controlled by this throttle and you

controlled by this throttle and you

controlled by this throttle and you pretty much hook it to whatever you want

pretty much hook it to whatever you want we just have a ski pole on them

we just have a ski pole on them

we just have a ski pole on them we need rafts we need rafts oh yeah we

we need rafts we need rafts oh yeah we

we need rafts we need rafts oh yeah we got all new tires coming for the

got all new tires coming for the

got all new tires coming for the go-karts over the winter you guys

go-karts over the winter you guys

go-karts over the winter you guys remember we did the ice trap we did the

remember we did the ice trap we did the

remember we did the ice trap we did the ice track and we put the bolts the

ice track and we put the bolts the

ice track and we put the bolts the screws and all the tires well now

screws and all the tires well now

screws and all the tires well now they're flat so they're sending us all

they're flat so they're sending us all

they're flat so they're sending us all nude oh yeah that's perfect work oh he

nude oh yeah that's perfect work oh he

nude oh yeah that's perfect work oh he wants to take a ride do this one be fun

wants to take a ride do this one be fun

wants to take a ride do this one be fun too honestly thought that was a giant

too honestly thought that was a giant

too honestly thought that was a giant spider right there

spider right there

spider right there I was about to freak out oh dude do the

I was about to freak out oh dude do the

I was about to freak out oh dude do the knee board with that would be sweet

knee board with that would be sweet

knee board with that would be sweet juice

juice

juice good right good that's hard Ron right


I'll get the little fish tails oh my

I'll get the little fish tails oh my goodness I wonder how much it is sad

goodness I wonder how much it is sad

goodness I wonder how much it is sad remember last words ooh ends up in this

remember last words ooh ends up in this

remember last words ooh ends up in this in the snow we ended up making ha the

in the snow we ended up making ha the

in the snow we ended up making ha the snow cake is so cool-looking oh my

snow cake is so cool-looking oh my

snow cake is so cool-looking oh my goodness it's so cute last year we had a

goodness it's so cute last year we had a party here he got so hot this year I had

party here he got so hot this year I had jeans on this morning as I was leaving

jeans on this morning as I was leaving

jeans on this morning as I was leaving then I was like wait a second all right

then I was like wait a second all right

then I was like wait a second all right I look really good then I decided to go

I look really good then I decided to go

I look really good then I decided to go towards was it gonna get too hot yeah

towards was it gonna get too hot yeah

towards was it gonna get too hot yeah when I picture it


Okay.

- Look at that guys.

That looks extremely fatty.

Wow and I can smell the cumin.

I can smell the chili.

I can smell the peppercorn

and the green onions.

Oh wow.

That looks intense.

I'm gonna get a big mouthful.

Good.

- I was really not expecting that.

Honestly it is very fatty,

but somehow it's so satisfying.

The chilies,

it's seasoned well.

It's quite salty.

The skin is a little crispy,

which is very nice.

The cumin and the hÃºjiÄo are also very pronounced,


top grill master of all of Summit cut

top grill master of all of Summit cut and he's grilling our kabobs right now

already here the kabobs right off the

already here the kabobs right off the

already here the kabobs right off the fire he just delivered them to us we got

fire he just delivered them to us we got four different skewers for different

four different skewers for different

four different skewers for different kabobs to try and I love how they keep

kabobs to try and I love how they keep

kabobs to try and I love how they keep it on the keep they keep the metal

it on the keep they keep the metal

it on the keep they keep the metal skewer on the meat as they serve it to

skewer on the meat as they serve it to

skewer on the meat as they serve it to you on your table that's just that just

you on your table that's just that just

you on your table that's just that just like I mean that because you're eating a

like I mean that because you're eating a kabob you want it to be on the skewer

kabob you want it to be on the skewer

kabob you want it to be on the skewer and so we got again you gotta try the

and so we got again you gotta try the

and so we got again you gotta try the first the first mystery skewer I don't

first the first mystery skewer I don't

first the first mystery skewer I don't know if you can guess what this one is

know if you can guess what this one is

know if you can guess what this one is take off take off a chunk of this by the


It could if he also had paraneoplastic syndrome.

House : Get a biopsy.

Taub : You think it's cancer?


Monica : Why are we standing here?

Rachel : We're waiting for you to open the door. You have the keys.


not the same as just having like a

not the same as just having like a stay-at-home dad

stay-at-home dad

stay-at-home dad you know um he's actually working he's

you know um he's actually working he's

you know um he's actually working he's in his office so it's being really

in his office so it's being really

in his office so it's being really tricky like I'm kind of looking forward

tricky like I'm kind of looking forward

tricky like I'm kind of looking forward to school going back which is weird

to school going back which is weird

to school going back which is weird because like I never thought I'd say

because like I never thought I'd say

because like I never thought I'd say that but it's true I think with three

that but it's true I think with three

that but it's true I think with three it's just pretty really difficult like


Cuddy : It worked.

Cuddy : There's a clinic in Germany. They've been treating chronic pain

Cuddy : by inducing comas and letting the mind basically reboot itself.

There's about a 50% chance your pain will come back,

Cuddy : which of course means there is a 50% chance that it won't.

House : - You had no right. - To heal you?

House : You messed with my brain.

Cuddy : Why are you so upset?

Cuddy : Are you experiencing any neurological symptoms?

Cuddy : Dizziness, tremors, hallucinations?

House : No. It's a point of principle.


Howard : So you wouldn't want to have anything on Penny?

Leonard : Well, of course not.

Howard : So, if I actually know something right now...

Howard : and I do...

Howard : ...you don't want me to tell you?

Amy : Uh...

Pfft, no.

I'll take that as a "Yes."

Howard : She's secretly been moving your collectibles into storage

Howard : a little at a time and you haven't noticed.

Leonard : Are you kidding me?

Howard : See, I've known that for weeks,

Howard : but, you know, I waited till the moment

Howard : when it would cause him the most pain.

Leonard : Superman's gone, my stormtrooper's gone.

Sheldon : Your Klingon word-of-the-day calendar's gone.

I'd say "damn it" in Klingon,

Leonard : but that wasn't until next month.


Marshall : Okay, problem solved. Crisis averted.

Marshall : Let's get me married.

Marshall : It looks terrible, doesn't it?

Ted : It kinda looks like fur,

Ted : Which gives you the appearance

Ted : Of a cleaned-up bigfoot.

Marshall : Oh, you know...

Ted : In a bad way.

Brad : Hey, cool hair, bro.

Ted : What happened to your shirt?

Brad : I got sauce on it

Brad : When I tackled the caterer.

Ted : You gonna put another shirt on?

Brad : No, I'm good.

Brad : Hey, you guys seen scooter?

Marshall : What? What? Scooter's here?

Marshall : That guy's at my wedding?

Brad : Not for long, bro.

Brad : Not for long.

Marshall : Okay, you know what?

Marshall : I need some air.

Marshall : I think we should go for a walk, okay?

Yep.


Chandler : So, Ross, how was your date the other night?


Sheldon : And as an added bonus,

the word "touchÃ©" comes from fencing.

Sheldon : It would be our only opportunity to use it

Sheldon : in a non-metaphorical sense.

Leonard : What about a game of tag on a French schoolyard?

Ah, touchÃ©.

Stuart : Thanks for coming by.

Bernadette : Sure. So how can we help?

Stuart : Well, I know more women are


Sheldon creeps into office carrying a box : Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

Sheldon creeps into office carrying a box : Purell, Purell, Purell, Purell.

- Good morning, Sheldon. - It is, isn't it?

Sheldon : Oh, bother.

Sheldon : Isn't that just always the way?

Sheldon : You go to staple something and you're out of staples.


little bit of a cinnamon taste to it I'm gonna squeeze on some lime that is the

gonna squeeze on some lime that is the

gonna squeeze on some lime that is the touch that it needs some lemon like it's

touch that it needs some lemon like it's lemon actually just squeezing out

hmm

that brings back so many good memories

that brings back so many good memories

that brings back so many good memories being has the samosa

hmm feel good

whoa that was a big bite to end that's

whoa that was a big bite to end that's

whoa that was a big bite to end that's almost up that's one of those samosas I

almost up that's one of those samosas I

almost up that's one of those samosas I want to eat like ten of them


They read books, and then they just go to their

separate beds.

So, we may be doing that soon. Hopefully.

I'm still kind of in shock about our entire house

is decorated for Christmas already.

You guys did not see the surprise yesterday with Fred,

I'll have it linked above so you can watch it.

What're you doing?

Finley babbling

- laughs Oh really?

You doing the splits?

Bryan laughs

What is this kid up to?


Ted : Wow.

Marshall : Stella hasn't had sex since 2003.

Let's put this in context.

The last time stella had sex, the movie, seabiscuit,

Marshall : Had just galloped into theaters... And our hearts.

Ted : Five years?

Lily : God, if I even went one year,

Lily : I would be out on the street selling it for a nickel.

The last time stella had sex,

Marshall : The world was just learning about sars.

Robin : Well, ted, what else did she say?

Did she give you any kind of explanation?

Stella : Look, after lucy was born, I dated a little,

Stella : But it was hard to find a guy I could trust enough.

Stella : Sooner or later, every one of them

Stella : Gave me a reason not to.

Ted : But nobody in five years?

Stella : Look, ted, guys regret the girls they didn't sleep with.

Stella : Girls regret the guys they do sleep with.

Stella : And for the past five years,

Stella : I've had no regrets.

Stella : Ted, you're staring at my boobs.

Ted : In my defense, they were staring at me.


chuckles : And-and here we are.


Barney : ... dary. Legendary!

Ted : I'm not The Blitz!

Marshall : I'm afraid you are, Ted. You see, when you left last night,

Marshall : you changed the course of Blitztory.

Blitz...

I'm finally free!

I mean, you have no idea what I've missed all these years :

The university president's toupee being snatched by a hawk at graduation,

Zeppelin reuniting at my cousin Ira's bar mitzvah,

countless nip-slips, crotch shots,

shooting stars and double rainbows. I've missed them all!

Barney : Not anymore, Blitz.


covered in tomato sauce and then there's a ton over here

but I think what we cam here for is definitely

the ceviche and the shrimp

so we're gonna sit down and try those out.

Trevor speaks in Spanish

That is the shrimp.

It looks so fresh and there's the ceviche and he's put

guacamole there on the bottom there too.

Gracias, senor.

Wow, look at those.

I have been looking forward to this for so long.

So we've got, look at that beautiful tostada.

So it's on this crispy tostada on the bottom.

This is the ceviche.

There's tomato, there's cilantro, lettuce

and avocado on top and then you can squeeze lime

and I also got a shrimp one.

This is what I dream of, squeezing lime in Mexico

and then we're gonna try some salsa here.


Masters : O2 are going back up.

Nurse : What's that smell?

Masters : Did he defecate?

Taub : Doesn't look like it.

Masters : I think it's his feet.

Oh.

Masters : Oh, man.

Oh.

Oh, it's definitely his feet.

Carnell : Please, don't.

House : That is a nice bow.

Carnell : That was a nice door.

House : Put it on my tab.

What say we take it up a notch?

Carnell : - Yeah, right. - Very funny.

House : You don't trust me?

No!

: I'll do it!

House : And we have a gamer.

Carnell : Oh, come on, man. You can't be serious.

House : Why not?

Anything goes wrong, we just take her to the doctor.

And I'm only eight paces away.

House... I like you, Carnell.

House : Don't ruin it.

Stinky feet, could point to diabetes, athlete's foot or gangrene.

None.

Taub : None of those cause bloody sputum or disappearing masses.

Carnell : No, no, no! No!


Bye.

Wow, flavor, meat aisle heaven.

Next up, for our final meal, we ventured deeper

into the market, going food ranging to try

any one of Oaxaca's classic seven moles,

a sauce usually made from dark chocolate, fruit, and nuts

and spices like cinnamon, cloves, and cumin.

We found a stall selling a huge variety.

We're blown away not only by the food

but by the amazing hospitality of all the locals.

They just kept bringing us more.

I think we found the mole here in Oaxaca.

They're just pouring it all over everything.

Oh, yeah, we're gonna definitely have to get some of that.

Oh, here it is, guys.

She just put a chicken breast into that mole negro,

the black mole sauce, and right on that.


Penny : Whoa.

Penny : - When would you leave? - Couple of weeks.

Leonard : Wow.

Penny : - Okay, well, I'll just come visit you. - That's the thing, you can't.

Leonard : I'll be on a ship in the North Sea.

Penny : On a ship? Aren't they afraid Hawking will just roll overboard?

Leonard : He's not gonna be there. He's just sending a team to research his theory.

Penny : Oh, sure. Like when you send me to kill spiders in your bathtub.

Oh. Okay. So four months.

Sheldon : Yeah.


House : I think she's losing her peripheral vision.

Foreman : Because she turned her head?

House : I'm happy for you.

House : A love so deep you're ready to chuck your medical license

House : to give her powerful, unproven drugs with dangerous side effects.

House : I don't want to make any assumptions about your feelings for me,

House : but I do have a birthday coming up.

Wilson : I hear Cuddy's SEAL training finally came in handy.

Wilson : Should I be investing in a flak jacket? You're safe.

Wilson : No carpet bombing, no burning of Dresden to teach her a lesson?

Wilson : Well, since you're incapable of taking the high road,

Wilson : I assume there's some deeper, more long-term strategy in effect.


Hayes!

Agent Mark Fallon : Get down! Get down! Get down!

Agent Mark Fallon : - On your knees! On your knees! - Get down now!


Zoey : Me? You dragged me into this?!

Robin : You just went through a tragedy. It's not like she's gonna call you up and...

Marshall : That's my other line.

Marshall : It's a 917 number, and I don't recognize it! I think it's Zoey!

Robin : - Just don't answer it. - I can't not answer. It's impolite.

Robin : - You can beat this. - I can't turn my back on politeness.

Marshall : - Good manners are what separate us... - You can just let it ring.


Mmm-hmm.

That would have been Nick Johnston.

Castle : He said he pounded on that door for quite some time

Castle : before he finally gave up and went away.

Castle : Vivien was already dead.

Yeah, but Paula could've still been in the office,

Beckett : waiting for him to leave.

Beckett : She would have heard the knocking, just like she saw the phone,

Beckett : just like she saw Albert Moreno, who was probably dressed in black,

Beckett : so she just put it into the letter to throw us off.

Hmm.

Castle : Only, according to your timeline on the murder board,

Castle : by the time Nick got to the office at 5 : 45,

Castle : Paula was back at the restaurant.

Castle : So the office was empty. Except, of course, for Vivien.

Castle : Oh, before I forget,

Castle : what did Penny say about Alexander?

Beckett : Nothing. Just some silly stuff that didn't really make any sense.

Why?

Castle : Because my middle name is Alexander.

Beckett : I thought your middle name was Edgar.

Castle : Been perusing the personal section

Castle : of the Richard Castle website again, have we?

Castle : No, I changed my middle name to Edgar, for Edgar Allan Poe,

Castle : back when I changed my last name to Castle.

Castle : My given name is Richard Alexander Rodgers.

Castle : What a coincidence, huh?

Castle : Well, I think that was a lovely service.

Castle : And, if I may say, your speech was the best.


contracting a texture coconut pudding

contracting a texture coconut pudding feels like it's like a little mini glass

feels like it's like a little mini glass of champagne mmm it's like a little

of champagne mmm it's like a little

of champagne mmm it's like a little coconut explode in your mouth

coconut explode in your mouth

coconut explode in your mouth every time you fly down on some of this

every time you fly down on some of this

every time you fly down on some of this jelly hmm the crumples so nicely and

jelly hmm the crumples so nicely and

jelly hmm the crumples so nicely and it's super juicy not overly sweet that's

it's super juicy not overly sweet that's fantastic

fantastic

fantastic [Music]


House : Would you shut the blinds on your way out'?


Hello?

Hi, can I speak to Trevor Kaufman?

Yo, yo. This is Trev. What up?

Greg House : This is Dr. Gregory House. Can you come in tomorrow to interview?

Trevor Kaufman : House? Are you serious? Awesome!

Hey, I got the House interview!

Oh, look at me, I got the House interview!

Shut up! Would you shut up? MAN 2 : I'm so cool.

Hey, give me the phone back.

Give the phone back, seriously, man.

James Wilson : I got a page.


Beckett : Would you mind keeping me in the loop

in case you find anything else?


and every time they see it, they're like, "Can we paint?"

I'm like, "That seems really messy." chuckles

But I'm gonna go ahead and set them up so they can paint

while I make dinner. - You're gonna paint?


Buckley : What happened to her?

Rose : She hung herself. The poor girl.

Ryan : Did she have any siblings?


House : I told him it was the white stuff. I gave him the black stuff.

Foreman [shaking His Head] : He was right.

Foreman [shaking His Head] : You did exactly what white people do.

Foreman [shaking His Head] : You figure we don't need to know the truth or can't understand it,


Leonard : that says you can do CPR on birds.

Great! Do it!

Leonard : I'm not doing it. You killed him, you do it.

Raj : I'll do it. No.

Howard : I need to do it.

Howard : This is on me.

Leonard : Okay.

"Mouth over beak and light chest compressions."

Raj : Don't blow too hard.

Raj : If you pop him, I will vomit.

Leonard : Anything?

raspy : I am tasting a lot of Slim Jim.

coughs

Wait, wait, his wing moved!

Oh, he blinked his eyes! He's alive!

It's a Christmas miracle!

Howard : I might argue a Hanukkah miracle, but I'll take it.

Howard : Come on, little guy, let's get you outside. Get the curtain.

bird caws

Raj : Someone should really close that loading door.


Sheldon : No.

Howard : If I find my foreskin, I'm gonna kill myself.

Raj : Okay, so we've got, um,

Raj : three briskets, four meatloafs, one lasagna...

Howard : No, that's noodle kugel.

Raj : One Jewish lasagna...

Raj : ...two pound cakes that are about eight pounds each,

Raj : and one giant container of matzah ball soup.

Howard : Ma always kept it on hand,

Howard : in case I got sick.

Howard : She thought she could cure anything with her cooking.

Howard : Even the time I got food poisoning.

Howard : From her cooking.

Bernadette : You okay?

Howard : Yeah, I'm okay.

Howard : Let's get started.

Raj : You got it.

voice breaking : I'm never gonna talk to her again.


-Did you see the cover of Vogue..? -Could I just have the candy?


Lily : Guys, did you see that?

Lily : She's going to a Korean massage without me.


like color over my hands Cora Cora what

like color over my hands Cora Cora what is going on girl all right what is this


Evan : No, she...

Evan : The worst thing I ever saw her do was jaywalk.

Beckett : What did she do for a living?

Evan : She's a teacher.

She was a teacher.

Evan : They all loved her.

Beckett : Were you expecting her over tonight?

Evan : No. Why?

Beckett : She packed an overnight bag.

Evan : That doesn't make sense.

Evan : She has class tomorrow. She wouldn't just leave without saying anything.

Excuse me.