What? You think you guys can have a party as soon as the parents are gone,

House : and I won't hear about it?

Start with broad-spectrum antibiotics for possible bacterial meningitis,

House : and an antiviral in case we luck out and it's herpes encephalitis.

Cameron : What if it's autoimmune?

House : Well, then we're screwed, which is why we need more information.

House : Any genetic issue with the family?

Foreman : The man can't talk. His medical records are sketchy.

And the wife's only known him a couple of years.

House : - MRI show anything? - The CTscan was negative.

"CT." That's like short for "MRI", right?

Excellent. That's going to save us a lot of time.

Chase : We've got an MRI scheduled in 20 minutes. Earliest Foreman could get the machine.

House : I teach you to lie and cheat and steal, and as soon as my back is turned,

House : you wait in line?

House : Get an MRI and get a better medical history.

Foreman : The man can't talk!

House : Who cares? He's probably gonna lie anyway.

House : My flight's a little late, I'll be back in a few hours.

Cameron : So, you're in charge of us because you're in charge of him?

Chase : Any family history of neurological problems?

No.

Chase : Have you been out of the country in the last five years?

Yes.

Three years?

Yes.

Two years?


Look. They're panicked!

They'll totally back down.

Phoebe : If he wants a date, he's going to get a date.

I'm going to go in.

Rachel : Be sexy.

Please.


because my pad thai didn't turn out well but wow!

Holy cow, did this soup save it.

Spicy, lime-y, and it's got such a great

creamy, soothing, smooth flavor to it.

Officially overtake the market tom yum goong

as the best tom yum goong since I've been in Thailand.

I mean that soup is so good, it made me forget how hot and steamy and humid it is right now

I just gulped it up.

Now I'm steamy and hot on the outside and on the inside, but I feel good.

Let's continue!

This is fried milk with condensed milk on it,

hot and spicy power on top.


[Music]

yeah we go next and course number two is


Beckett : and then she kills the wolf.

Someone's a Brothers Grimm fan.

Beckett : Oh, yeah. They didn't sugarcoat it.

Beckett : They understood that fairytales

Beckett : are pretty much horror stories.

Castle : Exactly. Which is why we all need them to grapple with the unknown.

Castle : Which is why they tap into our primal fears.

Castle : Like being alone in the woods,

Castle : or getting eaten by monsters.

Esposito : They're not horror stories. They're life lessons.

Esposito : If you do the right thing, you get to live happily ever after.

But only in fairytales.

Speaking of fairytales, turns out

Esposito : that our victim really was Red Riding Hood.

Beckett : Are you drinking Castle's Kool-Aid now?

No, I mean that she was actually

Esposito : wearing a Red Riding Hood costume.

It said so right on the label.

Beckett : Okay, so then why was she wearing it

Beckett : in the middle of the woods at night?

Castle : On her way to Grandmother's house?

Esposito : I doubt it. Her grandmother lives in Tallahassee.

Beckett : Great. So you got an ID?


That's the bite!

That is, that is the bite.

This might be the greatest kebab,

hand-held kebab I have ever held in my hand.


and get fluffy in that beef and ghee.

Very nice.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, and there's the light masala.

- Garam masala. - Masala, garam masala.

Oh, and you can smell the cumin and the pepper.


Normally, I don't like sweaty guys. But I could just mop him up.

Monica : -Oh, my God, Phoebe? -What?

-You're getting a crush on him. -No, I'm not, you are!

Joey : Here comes the temper.

Kids : Trick or treat.


Raj : Like a Jet Ski.

Howard : Why do you want a Jet Ski?

Raj : All the wealthy and beautiful people in movies ride Jet Skis.

Raj : -That can't just be a coincidence. HOWARD : Ugh.

Sheldon : We can't sell it. We have to keep it and love it and polish it.

Sheldon : Take it out occasionally when we go to the park...

...and reenact our favorite scenes from the movies.

Howard : It's sad how great that sounds.

[HOWARD CHUCKLES]

Leonard : Guys, it's stolen. It should go back to Peter Jackson.


That is insane, look at those lamb heads.

Baby lamb.

- Baby.

- Babies.

- Baby.

- Whoa, look at that.

You can see the eyeballs, the tongue, all the head meat

and it's juicy, delicious.

And then there's also, of course,

these beautiful lamb shanks, the shoulders

and the legs and that's just bubbling.

You can hear the bubbling

and the juices just bursting out, incredible.

And look at this guys, Chef Christos is grilling,

oh, the lamb chop, look at this huge row.

Look at that.

That is unbelievably juicy looking.

I can't believe the juices bursting from it.

And they are finally done and we are gonna

take the lamb head and the kokoretsi and try it out.

Oh, there's one baby lamb head.

Here we go.


Leonard : Why?

Sheldon : The learning opportunities would be abundant.

Sheldon : Additionally...

Sheldon : ...I like having my belly scratched.


but thank you, for everything.


Hey...

Okay, well, that's not cool.

You know, rhonda,


attention Dr James Wilson.

Cameron : Your lymph nodes aren't swollen, that's good.

Kalvin : - Maybe Dr Chase should check. - Sorry, mate, hands full.

Kalvin : He's too pretty to be straight. You ever done any modeling?


Come on! I don't want you thinking of me like that anymore.

Ross : Sorry. Nothing you can do about it.

It's one of my rights as the ex-boyfriend.

Rachel : Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!


Sheldon : Of course.

Sheldon : He will hear it as an attempt to mend fences,

Sheldon : as opposed to the withering condemnation

Sheldon : you and I will know it to be.

Penny : Yeah. Yeah, that was my plan.

Sheldon : All right. Come on. Let's go.

Sheldon : Oh, by the way, thank you

Sheldon : for the delicious cocoa.

Penny : Oh, you're welcome.

Sheldon : Boy, I'm getting good at this.

Leonard : Okay, now that you're back on the team,

Leonard : let's get you caught up.

Sheldon : Before you begin, let me say again

Sheldon : how deeply sorry I am for my earlier behavior

Sheldon : and how much I respect and admire your leadership.


I think this is the wing with a little bit of

the breast part.

And I love pigeon, how the, the skin is really good,


Finn are you gonna jump?

Wow!

Aw, it's a little too much for Finn.

Jump, wow!

Now jump from the bed to the couch, Ollie.

- Okay.

- [Bryan] Wow!

Alright, you ready?

Now jump to the couch, wow!

laughing

- I'm flying like a bird!

- Wow, Finn's gettin' closer.

This is what happens around bed time.

The kids have a little bit of energy left.

Go Finn, go!


He's still got this little thing right there.

Okay, I got it, it's all gone.

- [Bryan] You wanna see Ollie?

laughs

- [Bryan] What happened?

Papa you're such a jokester.

laughs


Penny : How long has this been going on? Four months.

Sheldon : She's not my girlfriend. Are you telling me, for the past four months

Penny : I have been asking you, "What's new?"

Penny : and you never thought to go with,

"Sheldon has a girlfriend"?

She's not my girlfriend.

Ah... d-d-d-d...

Penny : How did they meet?

Howard : Raj and I entered Sheldon's information on a dating site,

Howard : and it spit out Amy Farrah Fowler.

Penny : Oh, my God! Sheldon and Amy.

Howard : Or, as we call them, "Shamy."


Still it gives it like a whipping shake and that stirs it up that creates the cap of Macao

soup cappuccino effect and gives it that foam on top and that's why it's so


- Yes.

- [Brian] Can Finn come to ice cream too Ollie?

- Yeah - [Brian] Yeah? Okay.

- Alright guys so it is actually the next day.

We brought Ollie home and he had kind of a rough


And then what's the chutney?

- [Anubhav] There we have green coriander mint sauce,

and you have a sweet tamarind sauce with banana.

- [Trevor] Wow, it looks amazing.

Oh yeah, let's go in for some of that.

So, it's a pistachio ice cream, is that right?


Ted : Okay, my head's about to explode,

Ted : And I don't want to get it all over everyone's waffles,

Ted : So I am leaving.

Ted's mother : Teddy bear, oh...

Barney : You know, he mentioned he was divorced last night.

Barney : I totally spaced on that.

Barney : Ooh, no line at the omelet station.


Sheldon : Leonard, are you in the shower?

I can't hear you! I'm in the shower!

Sheldon : I asked if you were in the shower,

but that's moot now!

Leonard : What?

Moot! Rendered unimportant by recent events!

I can't hear you! I'm in the shower!

Sheldon : I have to skip the chitchat.

Sheldon : Emergency.

Leonard : What kind of emergency?

Sheldon : Mathematical-- 32-ounce banana smoothie,

Sheldon : 16-ounce bladder.

Leonard : You might not want to do that.

Sheldon : I assure you I do.

Leonard : Sheldon, I'm not alone in here.

What?!

Priya : Hello, Sheldon.


me because it means that we'll party

me because it means that we'll party start doing things at the same time

start doing things at the same time

start doing things at the same time every day including this walk so

every day including this walk so

every day including this walk so generally speaking I probably won't be

generally speaking I probably won't be

generally speaking I probably won't be doing the school run and just cuz

doing the school run and just cuz

doing the school run and just cuz Jonathan likes doing it but if I did

Jonathan likes doing it but if I did

Jonathan likes doing it but if I did need to do it that would be fun no just

need to do it that would be fun no just

need to do it that would be fun no just taking with me and then go for a walk

taking with me and then go for a walk

taking with me and then go for a walk straight after so this morning got

straight after so this morning got

straight after so this morning got delayed this was the first day back and

delayed this was the first day back and

delayed this was the first day back and everyone was like chatting to each other

everyone was like chatting to each other and saying hello and stuff and everyone

and saying hello and stuff and everyone

and saying hello and stuff and everyone wanted to see the new baby so we got

wanted to see the new baby so we got

wanted to see the new baby so we got delayed so it's a lot later than usual

delayed so it's a lot later than usual

delayed so it's a lot later than usual but generally speaking I think from now

but generally speaking I think from now

but generally speaking I think from now on I'll probably take him at like early

on I'll probably take him at like early

on I'll probably take him at like early like right after the school run

like right after the school run

like right after the school run and when I just have time and that's

and when I just have time and that's

and when I just have time and that's gonna be good for both of us he's fast

gonna be good for both of us he's fast

gonna be good for both of us he's fast asleep now oh oh he's picking up its


Doctor Montgomery, is something wrong?

I'm going to run some more tests.

Meredith : You promise me you'll take it easy.

Susan : I have a stack of DVDs to watch and I expect your father to feed me by hand.

Meredith : Just call if you have any questions.

It was nice talking with you.

Dell : - Bye. - Bye-bye.


Yeah, well, that's not the only time this was an issue.

You remember when you spent Thanksgiving with us?

Monica : You called me fat.


Captain : - It really doesn't. - It doesn't.

Ted : It's me. You're welcome.


House : heart problem that has nothing to do with her heart.

House : Something is strangling her system.

Kutner : Carcinoid tumor.

House : Find it, cut it out.


maybe in a little bit of oyster sauce

and a little bit of fish sauce maybe.


Cristina : Yeah.

Derek : Maybe you're right.

Jane Doe : Rebecca Pope.

Jane Doe : That's my name.

Richard : Adele!

Cristina : Come on.

I have gotten in the ladies' room.

Richard : The least you could do is a...


Esposito : was one that hasn't been officially announced yet.

Apparently, Sid was gonna sell 49% of his company to an equity firm.

Castle : Could that be the deal Sid was talking about?

Esposito : Doesn't look like it.

The terms of the sale would've been settled weeks ago,

there was nothing left to negotiate.

Hey, guys, you're gonna wanna see this.

So, Sid paid for his MetroCard in cash,

but I was able to use security cams

to track him all the way to Grand Army Plaza subway station.

He got off there at 11 : 30 p.m.

Beckett : In Brooklyn? What was he doing in Brooklyn?

Ryan : You know, I wondered the same thing,

Ryan : so I checked with the 87th Precinct.

Ryan : Apparently, they responded to a 911 call in that area.

Esposito : About what? Well, check it out.

Ryan : Officers used traffic-cam footage,

Ryan : and they caught the tail end of it.

Ryan : This is about a block away from where Sid got off the subway.

Ryan : Now, keep your eye on that alley right there.

Esposito : Were those gunshots?

Ryan : Fits with the 911 call.

It was a report of "shots fired." Now, watch what happens next.

Beckett : That's Sid.


Ted : Argentina?

Robin : Or tokyo, or paris.

Robin : Look, ted, I don't know where I'm going to be in five years.

Robin : And I don't want to know.

Robin : I want my life to be an adventure.

Ted : We have an expiration date, don't we?

Barney : Oh, my god.

Barney : You guys broke up.

Lily : Whoo!


Gotta get those closeups.

- [Mark] Those bubbles, gotta get those bubbles.

upbeat rhythmic music


Popa Youra media he can smell natira

Popa Youra media he can smell natira yeah the human here human and salty

and sweet weave there's just like a

and sweet weave there's just like a

and sweet weave there's just like a crowd of the people some cuddling around

crowd of the people some cuddling around a food cart it's we're like below or on

a food cart it's we're like below or on

a food cart it's we're like below or on an intersection below some billboards

an intersection below some billboards

an intersection below some billboards and this is a beautiful food stall they

and this is a beautiful food stall they

and this is a beautiful food stall they specialize in again doshas but the main

specialize in again doshas but the main

specialize in again doshas but the main thing here is that Nevada

thing here is that Nevada

thing here is that Nevada fried dough but this one is actually

fried dough but this one is actually

fried dough but this one is actually swimming in a juicy sauce and I think

swimming in a juicy sauce and I think

swimming in a juicy sauce and I think they serve like everything on one plate

they serve like everything on one plate

they serve like everything on one plate with the dojo with toate with all the

with the dojo with toate with all the

with the dojo with toate with all the different chutneys and soupy curries and

different chutneys and soupy curries and poppadum


So,

- what are his sats? - Staying in the 90s on the nasal cannula.

- Coughing up sputum? - Almost none. He seems stabilized.

Foreman : Dr. House, is there anything back from micro? - Not yet. You gonna fire me?


Stuart : ...everyone else does too.

Nerdy guy : I think you're cool.

Raj : Great.

I gotta tell you. We've gotta stop beating ourselves up like this.

Raj : Excuse me, everybody. Can I have your attention, please?


Barney : Come on!

Waiter : Somebody call an ambulance!

Robin : Excuse me, I've got a thing.

Woman : - That's my cab! - Gregor's Steakhouse, downtown.

Woman : This is my cab!


organized - what it's a romantic hello

organized - what it's a romantic hello hello it's probably like wild or

hello it's probably like wild or

hello it's probably like wild or something don't go near them we have

something don't go near them we have

something don't go near them we have found Emilia he's gonna show me your

found Emilia he's gonna show me your

found Emilia he's gonna show me your outfit wow you really look nice you

outfit wow you really look nice you

outfit wow you really look nice you really blend into the pools and it water

really blend into the pools and it water who looks like he's wearing lederhosen

who looks like he's wearing lederhosen

who looks like he's wearing lederhosen hello mister you don't like that and you

hello mister you don't like that and you look pretty cool though you got lots of

look pretty cool though you got lots of

look pretty cool though you got lots of pockets well that's cool and what about

pockets well that's cool and what about

pockets well that's cool and what about you what about you huh

you what about you huh

you what about you huh you got loads of pockets to the other

you got loads of pockets to the other

you got loads of pockets to the other pockets - oh that was nice Amenia unless


middle of the afternoon right now this

middle of the afternoon right now this is the perfect time to have a treat

is the perfect time to have a treat

is the perfect time to have a treat that's often eaten right after you go to

that's often eaten right after you go to the beach on a hot afternoon welcome to

the beach on a hot afternoon welcome to

the beach on a hot afternoon welcome to Loyola shave ice and this place really

Loyola shave ice and this place really

Loyola shave ice and this place really holds a special place in my heart

holds a special place in my heart

holds a special place in my heart because I have been coming here since I

because I have been coming here since I

because I have been coming here since I was a kid my grandmother actually she

was a kid my grandmother actually she

was a kid my grandmother actually she used to live in a house just down the

used to live in a house just down the

used to live in a house just down the road from here so every afternoon when I

road from here so every afternoon when I was back in Hawaii visiting family I

was back in Hawaii visiting family I

was back in Hawaii visiting family I would walk down the street I would get

would walk down the street I would get

would walk down the street I would get shave ice here at Loyola shave ice for

shave ice here at Loyola shave ice for

shave ice here at Loyola shave ice for me it's still the best shave ice I

me it's still the best shave ice I

me it's still the best shave ice I haven't been here in years and it even

haven't been here in years and it even

haven't been here in years and it even the looks of it have changed they've now

the looks of it have changed they've now painted it blue it used to be just like

painted it blue it used to be just like

painted it blue it used to be just like gray concrete color back when I used to


What?

Rachel : I really think you need to go now.

Chandler : Okay. Okay.


He's so cute! He reminds me of my old dog, Tumor.

Alice : You are so precious, I could take you home.

Why don't you?

Monica : -Are you serious? -Yeah.

Thanks.

Monica : -What are you doing? -I'm okay with this.

You know why? Because look at them.

Look how happy they are.

And I made that, so you know...

It'll be a million times harder to give up a baby, but oh, my God!

It'll feel a million times better, right?

I'll do this. I want to carry your baby.


You know, Bob in Human Resources...

I can't believe you did this! You had me doubting how smart I was!

Jill : You had me doubting my fashion sense!

It's not that big a deal. Just don't date Ross. There's other..

Jill : You have no right to tell me what to do.

I'm not telling you what to do. I am telling you what not to do!

Jill : Why are you so jealous of me?


Marshall : The ones I knew about and the ones I didn't.

Marshall : So, that was the deal.

Marshall : We'll figure this out together.

Wendy, upset, with a black eye : Can I get you guys anything else?

Robin : So you're not getting a divorce?

No. Ted : Wow, you guys

Scared us. Oh, thank god.

'Cause, I mean if you did,

Barney : Then who'd be the lame married couple I get to make fun of?

Like, "hey, marshall, you married miss right."

Barney : You just didn't know her first name was always."

That stuff is gold.


you could make a boat track technically

you could make a boat track technically that's not true because I'm about to run

that's not true because I'm about to run screws and build temporary ramps here

screws and build temporary ramps here

screws and build temporary ramps here and then pack dirt around Matt another

and then pack dirt around Matt another

and then pack dirt around Matt another thing about the whole thing would leak

thing about the whole thing would leak

thing about the whole thing would leak but you could build a boat track just

but you could build a boat track just

but you could build a boat track just like this now just imagine little RC

like this now just imagine little RC

like this now just imagine little RC cars with little ramps all made out of

cars with little ramps all made out of

cars with little ramps all made out of dirt in your house flash no digging in

dirt in your house flash no digging in

dirt in your house flash no digging in the new track okay all right I need your

the new track okay all right I need your help it's not that heavy

help it's not that heavy

help it's not that heavy pretty cool right and this is like a

pretty cool right and this is like a

pretty cool right and this is like a little jumps will be there and then I

little jumps will be there and then I

little jumps will be there and then I can build berms and the kids are going

can build berms and the kids are going

can build berms and the kids are going to love it

to love it

to love it how's the carve on over back well we'll

how's the carve on over back well we'll

how's the carve on over back well we'll build little ramps it'll be like a

build little ramps it'll be like a

build little ramps it'll be like a little hump that's just temporary you

little hump that's just temporary you

little hump that's just temporary you know I mean well that's the part that I


Dude, there are so many cool things we could be doing tonight. Look.

At the Glendale Galleria : "Put on your best zoot suit.

Raj : It's a salute to swing music...

Raj : ...in the center court near Macy's, 5 p.m. to 9 p.m."

Huh? Huh?

Raj : A salute to zoot.

Raj : -Sounds like a hoot. -I'm sorry, Raj.

Sheldon : I have no desire to salute any article of clothing tonight...

Sheldon : ...much less one that's linked to race riots in the 1940s.


And we're back in.

Robin! Oh.

Ohh,

I'm so glad you're here. Hey.

Come in, I want you to meet everybody.

Robin, this is my grandma lois

And my aunt oh.

Florence. Oh, lovely to meet you,

Dear. Florence.

They put this whole party together.

Oh!

It's different from what I expected,

But lovely. Lovely.

And, oh, look,

There are little kids here!

Yeah, my cousins.

Listen, I, uh, I forgot something somewhere

So I'm going to just go...

Robin, this is my mom, janice.

Oh. Oh, honey,

Oh. I'm so glad to finally meet you.

Me too. I, I've heard so much about you.

Me, too. Oh, here.

Oh, um... Let me take your gift.

Oh...

Can I guess what it is?

Is it a, a, a mini food processor?


and they're spicy.

And this is another specialty here, the chili,

right on the flame, number one.

Number one. laughs

Oh, and there's the chili.

Look at those. Boom!

Oh, and here's the Kusleme.

Look at that!

The ultra-tender backbone piece.

Okay.

Ohhh.

Wow.

Wow.

- Wow, number one in the world.

- Number one.

- Number one in the world.

- The Antep kebab.


-This is just a minor setback. -No, it's not, okay?

I've been out here for, like, ten years.

-I have nothing to show for it. -Well, you have me.

I do have you.

Mmm.

Leonard Hofstadter,

will you marry me?


cool when people make it so let's let's

cool when people make it so let's let's give it a shot boy Raj did a little

give it a shot boy Raj did a little

give it a shot boy Raj did a little rocket ship you ready to check this out

rocket ship you ready to check this out

rocket ship you ready to check this out see it rip it rip it up it works is

see it rip it rip it up it works is

see it rip it rip it up it works is there's no returning it now because


to the central to the Andes to the deserts and jungles.

[MarÃa] That's Timour, Markito like saying Little Mark

And you know Maria is just loving and caring

'cause she started calling me Markito.

Mark laughing

[MarÃa] Explain to him, in english, what's the attire that you're wearing

- The dress that I have now is typical of Trujillo,

north of Peru.

And this the dress that we usually use to dance

the national dance of Peru.

It's called marinera norteÃ±a.

Timour continues talking about marinera in the background


With...?

Yes.

Can I just ask you one question?


did you have fun did she did you have


Beckett : The last deposit was made three days ago.

Beckett : That's the same day that Anton said he and Scott worked their bit

Beckett : on that woman in the bar.

Beckett : You know what? Most of these payments

Iine up with when Anton said Scott hired him.

Castle : Sounds like Scott wasn't picking up on married women for fun.

Castle : Sounds like he was getting paid for it, but why?

Ryan : Don't know. I haven't found much on the shell corp.

Vikram : But they do list an address, a pricey apartment uptown.

Vikram : And when I called the building manager,

Vikram : he said Scott rented it a year ago.

Castle : Okay, so our victim is an out-of-work actor,

Castle : getting mystery money from a mystery corporation,

Castle : and now there's a mystery apartment.

Beckett : That's a lot of mysteries.

Castle : What the hell was this guy into?

Beckett : Whatever it was, it might've gotten him killed.


How was the big anniversary dinner?

Rachel : Well, we never actually got to dinner.

Nice.


Athena : Check that. I can't respect a man desperate enough

Athena : to swallow my exit strategy.

Athena : That is the last straw!

Izzie : Michelle, can you get her out of here?

[Michelle] Ma'am?

Athena : - Fine! - [Choking]

Derek : - Come on. - What?

Athena : What's happening?

Izzie : The keys moved farther down.

Athena : Oh, my God, what does that mean?

Athena : What did you do? Don't you dare die, JP!

Izzie : Please! Please, just shut up!

Athena : Breathe, JP. Just breathe.

[Grunting]

[Izzie] Got it.

[Choking]

[Gagging]

[Coughing]

Izzie : Very impressive, JP.

[Sighs]

Athena : Is he OK? Is he gonna be OK?

Izzie : Yeah, he'll be fine.

[Panting]

[JP chuckling]

You lit... You did that on purpose, didn't you?

[Sighs] Can I offer you some advice?

Izzie : Get in your car and go, for all of our sakes.


Callie : I was the mom.

Callie : She couldn't keep a job, spent all her money on pills.

Callie : I had to get a job.

Callie : Double shifts just to keep the power on, keep food in the house.

Callie : I couldn't tell you how many times she nearly OD'd

Callie : and I had to clean her up and put her in bed.

Callie : So I decided if I was gonna be the grown-up,

Callie : I'd rather do it on my own terms.

Adams : Your mom knows she messed up.

Adams : She's determined not to do it again.

Yeah.

Callie : And she'll feel that way

Ellen : right up until things get too tough

Callie : and she has to start using again.

Adams : Do you think people can change?


Ryan : - We win, you pay us both. - Deal.

Ryan : - Sit down, sit down, sit down. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Esposito : Not a word to Beckett, okay?

If she finds out about this, she'll shoot us.

Castle : Secrets, murder and gambling. Three of my favorite pastimes.

Castle : - May the best man win. - May he.


Raj : Trailing badly, Wolowitz needs a strike...

...if he has hopes of catching up with Sheldon...

Raj : ...who is dominating in the ninth frame with a career-best 68.


Cameron : Check this out!


this is the place you come in Lhasa.

Got some extra info on the high concentration

of dentists in this area

because in Tibet, lots of people like


Here, do you wanna show them your animals?

Fin baby talking

Yeah, there they are.

Do you love them?

Say, I love it!

See, here's daddy!


-Hey. I got some bad news. -What?

That's no way to sell newspapers. Try, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"

No. Monica's restaurant got a horrible review in the Post.

I didn't want her to see it, so I ran around and bought all the copies.


For example : A hair dryer, no, no.

But shampoos and conditioners, yes, yes.

Now, the salt shaker is off limits.

But the salt....

l wish l'd thought this through.

l think l get what you mean, though. Like, the lamp is the hotel's...

Chandler : ...but the bulbs-- Oh, you already got that.

Ross : Not my first time in a hotel, my friend.

-Okay, how about this? -No, no, no.

Ross : -You can't take the remote control. -Yes, but the batteries.

Chandler : Thank you. Thank you very much.

Ross : -Let's celebrate with some maple candy. -No!

Ross : At least tell me where you hid it.

-Can l ask you a question? -Yeah.


John : They call it the devil dance.

Greg House : Not interesting.

I spent the whole 40 days with this

John : attachÃ© to the Minister of Defense.

John : The most buttoned-down woman you'd ever meet,

except when she did this dance.

John : She agreed to tell me stuff.

Okay, you got half a good story there.

Karma.

Greg House : Best way to rid yourself of that guilt is to confess your sins.

This pain, it's right. It's comforting.

John : It makes me think that somehow it all makes sense.

What do you mean 40 days?


- [Bryan] Good job, you saved five.


Lizzie : Keep the change.

Thanks, Lizzy.

Want a pretzel?


BAILEY : Karev, pit, Grey, charts.

BAILEY : All four of you, do not make me regret setting you loose in this hospital.

O'Malley, what do I mean by that?

GEORGE : Check with you before we cut wires or steal hearts.

BAILEY : - Are you trying to be clever? - No, ma'am.

BAILEY : Better not be.

GEORGE : Holy crap.

CHRISTINA : - The Nazi is definitely back. - Louder than ever.

Oh, Mrs. Burke. Hi, I'm Cristina.

CHRISTINA : I may have said that earlier, but...

MRS. BURKE : Did I hear you refer to Miranda Bailey as a Nazi?

IZZIE : No.

CHRISTINA : I mean, yes, but...

You understand that the Nazis were responsible

MRS. BURKE : for the worst genocide in the history of man.

MRS. BURKE : And a racist genocide at that.

MRS. BURKE : I would think that as a woman of color and a doctor, no less,

that you would think twice before using that word as a punchline.

I'll think about that in the future, Mrs. Burke.

DEREK : Mrs. Burke? Preston's mother?

MRS. BURKE : Yes, and you are?

Derek Shepherd. The surgeon who operated on your son.

MRS. BURKE : Thank you, brilliant surgeon.

MRS. BURKE : And a handsome man too. Your mother must be very proud.

MRS. BURKE : Do you mind, Dr. Shepherd, if I borrow

your intern for a cup of coffee? I'll bring her right back.

DEREK : No problem. Dr. Grey can cover for Cristina.

MEREDITH : - I'm sorry? - Dr. Grey is very busy.

CHRISTINA : She has charts to do for Bailey. Bailey is on the warpath.

Not the German warpath. It's a hospital warpath.

DEREK : I'll take care of Bailey. Enjoy your coffee date.


Well, that's not even a real fish.

Chandler : No, that's a Goldfish cracker.


Ross : She seems really, really fun!

She's actually sweet, and we used to be very close.

Monica : Wait a minute. She's not the one who you...?

Joey : Who you what? Who you what?

Rachel : - Yes. - Wow!

Wow, what? Who you what?

Oh, it's not a big deal.

Monica : They were lovers.


Yeah. But...

Joey : Now, Phoebe, remember, hey...

...they're just fulfilling their Christmas...

- Destiny. Yes. - Sure.

Okay.

Phoebe : Yikes. That one doesn't look very fulfilled.

That's one of the old ones. He's just taking it to the back.

Phoebe : You keep the old ones in the back?

Phoebe : That is so ageist.

Joey : - We have to make room for the fresh ones. - So, what happens to the old guys?

Joey : Well, they go into the chipper.

Phoebe : Why do I have a feeling that's not as happy as it sounds?


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didn't know I didn't couldn't even

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where I just want to go and do it right now sup dawg so wills my man so this


Lily : She's the lead anchor

Lily : At metro news one. Tell him, robin.

Robin : No. It's stupid.

Robin : It's not cool, like simon's shirt.

Barney : I'm sorry, simon.

Barney : Here we are nattering on about our big celebrity.

Barney : What do you do for a living?

Simon : Oh, I work at the splish splash ottawa water slide park.


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sister three times with three times a big sister oh my goodness guys the crust

big sister oh my goodness guys the crust is all gone what do you haven't run

is all gone what do you haven't run

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again oh man what are you having two slices of dry toast it's not a deal of


one of these plantains but it's so

one of these plantains but it's so crunchy my fork wouldn't even go through

crunchy my fork wouldn't even go through it's more like a chip oh there's more

it's more like a chip oh there's more

it's more like a chip oh there's more like a chip yeah well I kind of like it


Phoebe : Oh, my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials.

They're all Chandler.

Chandler couldn't get this good.

I did. But it came at a price.

Ben's coming, and he can't see this.

By age 7, kids have already seen orgies.

Chandler : Was it just me?

So..

we're about out of time.

Now, I know I've given you a lot of new information.

And it may seem a little overwhelming.


You know, I got to check on a patient, then get ready for dinner.

Derek : See you later.

Weiss : Sure.

Cristina : Where's the butter?

Cristina : Oh, no, that's olive oil. I want butter.


Ross : Looks to me like he's the one getting the job.

Joey : Here I come.

See, I'm coming to fix the copier.

Joey : I can't get to the copier. I'm thinking, "What do I do?"

So I just watch them have sex.

Then I say Here's my line!

Joey : You know, that's bad for the paper tray.

Chandler : Nice work, my friend!

Joey : Wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blocking me.

Joey : There I am. There I am. There I am...

Phoebe : So what's up? You came to see me yesterday.

I kind of need a divorce.

O...


Sheldon : I'm unhappy.


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Ross : Are you jealous?

No, I just don't see why she has to play with you. That's all.

I mean, doesn't she, you know, have any other stripper-mom friends of her own?

Ross : You are totally jealous!

Rachel : I'm not jealous, all right. This is about...

Rachel : ...people feeling certain things...

...you know, about...

...strippers. And, you know...

Ross : I love you too.

Bye.

Rachel : Wait, wait, wait!


and chopped up and put into a sandwich.

- We will see Ahmet, he's the King of Intestine.


Wait a minute-- a child?

Leonard : You never see this girl.

Leonard : You just e-mail and text and Twitter.

Leonard : Now you're considering having a baby?

Sheldon : Amy pointed out that between the two of us,

Sheldon : our genetic material has the potential

Sheldon : of producing the first in a line

Sheldon : of intellectually superior, benign overlords

Sheldon : to guide humanity to a brighter tomorrow.

Howard : I'm guessing that future historians

Howard : will condemn us for not taking

Howard : this opportunity to kill Sheldon.


Castle : Guess who's about to have the best day ever?

Martha : Could it be the fellow who just interrupted us,

rather rudely, with "booyah"?

Alexis Castle : What's going on, Dad?

Castle : I'm sorry. I can't tell you. I'm sworn to secrecy.

Okay. Anyway, so my psych professor said...

Yeah.


Phoebe : Absolutely! Just fight all your natural instincts, and you'll be great.

Monica, check these out.

Those look like cookies.

I know, yeah. And I made them all by myself.

I mixed the ingredients, I put them in the oven, I took them out.

Granted, I should have used the oven mitts, but still.

The Cooking Teacher : Monica, my star student.

Monica : You called me that before, so I fashioned a star out of foil.

Now, no pressure. If you like my cookies, you give me the star.


Sid : Back to you, kevin and robin.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la...


Alexis : And an hour ago, his phone suddenly went dead.

Okay, maybe the batteryjust died.

Alexis : - No. Not with where he went. - And where is that?

Alexis : Winterkill Correctional. I tracked Beckett there earlier.

Esposito : Winterkill! That's where Bracken is.

Alexis : He's connected to this somehow. That's why Dad went to see him.

Ryan : Without telling us. But I bet Hayley went along, huh?

Alexis : Yeah, but when I called her, she said she left him at the prison.

Hasn't heard from him since.

Ryan : I'll reach out to the prison. Get their external surveillance feed.

AII right.

Alexis : - Where are you going? - To get Hayley.

Aj : You can quit faking. The dose I gave you wore off by now.

Castle : Well, you can't blame a guy for trying.

You might wanna try something a little more original

Aj : than the trick Derrick Storm pulled in Storm Fall.

You've read my books?

Lot of downtime in my line ofwork.

Your earlier stuffwas better.

Aj : You got soft once you met the skirt.

Castle : - Everyone's a critic. - Sit.

Ouch.


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like how this one should be educated in these things but like look at these

these things but like look at these

these things but like look at these inner city folks who have not had like

inner city folks who have not had like

inner city folks who have not had like half the good education as these people

half the good education as these people

half the good education as these people have had and they're like killing it

have had and they're like killing it

have had and they're like killing it there Alok they're trying to lift their

there Alok they're trying to lift their

there Alok they're trying to lift their communities they understand

communities they understand

communities they understand intersectional ISM without taking any

intersectional ISM without taking any

intersectional ISM without taking any consumption classes or you know sree

consumption classes or you know sree

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sree classes and that's that's what I

sree classes and that's that's what I that's what I wonder because like these

that's what I wonder because like these

that's what I wonder because like these individuals who don't understand like

individuals who don't understand like

individuals who don't understand like these systems of power that they're in

these systems of power that they're in

these systems of power that they're in despite having all the opportunities to

despite having all the opportunities to

despite having all the opportunities to learn from that from their like yeah I

learn from that from their like yeah I

learn from that from their like yeah I think everyone is so shocked by the

think everyone is so shocked by the

think everyone is so shocked by the person who like graduates from Harvard

person who like graduates from Harvard

person who like graduates from Harvard Westlake as a racist well I grew up in a


Sheldon : Maybe it's a new planet.

Raj : Unlikely, but it could be a dwarf planet.

Sheldon : Well, as long as it has a healthy gravity

Sheldon : and all its moons, I'll be happy.

Raj : Okay, the final image is coming in.

Raj : And the object we discovered is...


Oh, that's hot.

Mm.

- Yours is so fatty.

- So fatty.

You can literally taste every herb,

you can taste the mountain in that goat,

just the naturalness in it.

men speaking foreign language

Mm, the fat is where the flavor is.


Elizabeth : We can't protect her from everything.

Elizabeth : I assume you'll need a lumbar puncture lo confirm.

House : You lost a contact?

Wilson : Going to the little boy's room.

House : They're called adult diapers for a reason.

House : Use it. I did.


Barney : Divorced friend, rhonda.

Barney : She called me "barry" the whole time,

Barney : And for two weeks, my comforter smelled like menthol cigarettes.

Barney : You happy?


feel like the dim sum here they feel

feel like the dim sum here they feel less on my stomach not just because

less on my stomach not just because

less on my stomach not just because they're smaller I feel like they're just

they're smaller I feel like they're just less greasy it's on that are you less

less greasy it's on that are you less

less greasy it's on that are you less oil right boy I'm eating it I'm like I'm

oil right boy I'm eating it I'm like I'm still really really hungry we want to

still really really hungry we want to

still really really hungry we want to see these days no one there will be only

see these days no one there will be only young yeah yeah oh this this should be

young yeah yeah oh this this should be

young yeah yeah oh this this should be like a like a pretty heavy item Wow

like a like a pretty heavy item Wow

like a like a pretty heavy item Wow oh wow the outsides I just just I didn't

oh wow the outsides I just just I didn't crispy air yeah these are the most a

crispy air yeah these are the most a

crispy air yeah these are the most a little bit over really pristine I can

little bit over really pristine I can

little bit over really pristine I can see why it's like you're getting crispy

see why it's like you're getting crispy

see why it's like you're getting crispy air then get that nice smooth am yeah a

air then get that nice smooth am yeah a

air then get that nice smooth am yeah a little pork little chewiness of a port


She's just as pretty.

I guess she's smart.

She's not fun.

If she's no fun, why date her at all?

I want to give her a chance. She lives so close.

Ross : And, at the end of the date, she said something that...

Ross : ...if she was kidding, was very funny.

If she wasn't kidding, she's not fun. She's stupid and racist.

Phoebe : How was your first day at the restaurant?


gets 12 new sellings so I add them in

gets 12 new sellings so I add them in and then she can practice on the app so

and then she can practice on the app so

and then she can practice on the app so she's done three weeks so far with the

she's done three weeks so far with the

she's done three weeks so far with the app and has done so much better in her

app and has done so much better in her

app and has done so much better in her tests and so I just added in the week

tests and so I just added in the week

tests and so I just added in the week twelve spellings but some of these are

twelve spellings but some of these are

twelve spellings but some of these are really hard like glint shrink last stamp

really hard like glint shrink last stamp or thank you have to spell these words

or thank you have to spell these words

or thank you have to spell these words when I was six but anyway I definitely

when I was six but anyway I definitely

when I was six but anyway I definitely really recommend this and we're not

really recommend this and we're not

really recommend this and we're not sponsored by squiggles or anything far

sponsored by squiggles or anything far

sponsored by squiggles or anything far away but I know Jonathan has talked

away but I know Jonathan has talked

away but I know Jonathan has talked about it before and I was skeptical but

about it before and I was skeptical but

about it before and I was skeptical but I can see the improvements that it's

I can see the improvements that it's

I can see the improvements that it's made so definitely recommend Pardo got

made so definitely recommend Pardo got

made so definitely recommend Pardo got himself a lego magazine

himself a lego magazine

himself a lego magazine what wait you want the mermaid sticker

what wait you want the mermaid sticker

what wait you want the mermaid sticker album but I got the mermaids to drop

album but I got the mermaids to drop

album but I got the mermaids to drop them for a minute because she likes

them for a minute because she likes

them for a minute because she likes mermaid stickers and albums it all just


extremely delicate thank you very much

extremely delicate thank you very much can you tell me the name of this dish

can you tell me the name of this dish

can you tell me the name of this dish one more time Sudi


now hold on it's 10 o'clock Jamaica time which makes it I don't know I think we

which makes it I don't know I think we

which makes it I don't know I think we need to have breakfast or something

need to have breakfast or something

need to have breakfast or something dinner you had you had something on the

dinner you had you had something on the

dinner you had you had something on the plane I think nobody slept in the play

plane I think nobody slept in the play

plane I think nobody slept in the play Eduardo stuff for like 20 minutes in the

Eduardo stuff for like 20 minutes in the plane just as we're landing 20 50 51

plane just as we're landing 20 50 51

plane just as we're landing 20 50 51 minutes 51 minutes my wish

minutes 51 minutes my wish

minutes 51 minutes my wish that's your hardly slept as well you're

that's your hardly slept as well you're

that's your hardly slept as well you're gonna fall off the bed and we need

gonna fall off the bed and we need

gonna fall off the bed and we need Eduardo ah I don't know if it's possible

Eduardo ah I don't know if it's possible but do you think you could jump from one

but do you think you could jump from one bed to the other wait wait wait now he's

bed to the other wait wait wait now he's gonna go first right back up Eduardo sit

gonna go first right back up Eduardo sit down

down

down get it away okay now ready youmedia Oh

okay why do you go here we go one side

okay why do you go here we go one side

okay why do you go here we go one side to dinner ward oh it's very big go oh my


Sheldon : to meet other women.

Penny : Oh, please, you're barely interested

Penny : in a physical relationship with one person.

Penny : Why would you want to confuse and disappoint others?

Sheldon : Being with Amy has awoken the sexual creature within.

Sheldon : When I see a pretty gal walking down the street, I think,

"hubba hubba" like any other guy.

Penny : You kiss your mother with that mouth?


Beckett : Are you okay?

Yes. I think you're gonna have to protect me from myself.

Okay. I'm gonna go and get you some ice, okay?

You know what, I'm glad Cory's dead.

Bruno : After what happened, the bloody Health Department shut me down.

I mean, if I'd known what he did, I'd have killed him myself.

Castle : Yeah, except we think whoever put him up to poisoning your food

Castle : was the one who killed him.

Castle : You want revenge, help us find his killer.

What do you wanna know?

Ryan : Did you notice anything unusual about Cory the day of the poisoning?

Yeah. The son of a bitch was late.

Castle : I'm sorry, that's it?

Bruno : You don't understand. No one's late. Ever.

Bruno : It's one of my rules. I should've fired him on the spot.

Esposito : Why didn't you?

Bruno : The look in his eyes.

It was like he'd seen a ghost.

Bruno : Something happened to him that day. Something bad.

Here. That should help with the swelling.


- Glass of wine? - No. SuIfites. Migraines.

Penny : Well, I'd offer you Halloween candy, but that's gone.

Penny : - So, what's up? - Okay, we used to go out, right?

Penny : Oh, my God. That's where I know you from.

Leonard : I'm dealing with a situation and it's kind of about my love life.

Leonard : So I know that might be weird for us to talk about...

Leonard : ...but in this area, as you know, all my other friends are just so stupid.

Penny : All right, what's going on?

- So you're okay talking about this? - Yes.

- Sure it's not weird? - It's okay.

If you ever wanna talk to me about a problem in your life with a guy...

...then l... I'd be fine with that.

Penny : Okay, good. There's this one guy I used to date...

Penny : ...who's about to be force-fed wine and cheese if he doesn't get to the point.

Leonard : Okay, uh, here it is.


And that there'd be an asterisk by his name because he'd be a cyborg.

So you got a little competition. I really don't see what the big deal is.

Sheldon : Of course you don't. You've never excelled at anything.


And when I walked in, you were playing with your friends,

huh, Finn? - Yeah.

- [Missy] Did you play with friends?

- Yeah.

- [Missy] Did you make some new friends?

- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm laughs .

I think they both loved it, and I'm so excited.

I'm so happy that they enjoyed it.

Let's go home and tell daddy all about your first day,

'kay? - 'Kay.

- What is up, you guys?

I think Missy is on her way home right now with the boys.

And I am so excited to see them.

And I'm excited to hear how

Finn's actual first day of school was.

But before they get here, I wanted to let you know

that all of the giveaway winners

from our last giveaway have been chosen.

They've been contacted, and they have all responded.

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I got the extra big version of the POP vinyl Dobby.


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yes this is gonna be a little bit yucky cuz

this is gonna be a little bit yucky cuz

this is gonna be a little bit yucky cuz I can smell pooi it's this time again

I can smell pooi it's this time again

I can smell pooi it's this time again friends passport time because I'm

friends passport time because I'm

friends passport time because I'm dreamer to learn to a wedding when

dreamer to learn to a wedding when

dreamer to learn to a wedding when andreas coming with us to the wedding so

andreas coming with us to the wedding so we obviously need to get the past as

we obviously need to get the past as

we obviously need to get the past as always there's always an emergency

always there's always an emergency

always there's always an emergency passport she's like I want to talk that

passport she's like I want to talk that

passport she's like I want to talk that Indiana myself are you are acquired a


DEREK : You watched his hands all through surgery.

DEREK : You knew.

MEREDITH : I can't say anything.

There are things Cristina told me. She's my friend.

MEREDITH : I can't say anything.

No. No. That is not how this works.

How could you know what you knew or suspected and not even tell me?

MEREDITH : You cleared him for surgery, Derek. How did you not know?

MEREDITH : You can't be angry with me. She's my best friend.

And right or wrong, she...

DEREK : What?

MEREDITH : She was there when you weren't.

We do whatever it takes to rebuild the trust that was lost.


like well that's like wonderfully crisp

like well that's like wonderfully crisp and refreshing we've got three different

and refreshing we've got three different dishes and we're still waiting on the

dishes and we're still waiting on the

dishes and we're still waiting on the frankfurters I could not come to

frankfurters I could not come to

frankfurters I could not come to Frankfurt without it come without eating

Frankfurt without it come without eating some frankfurters but we got one of the

some frankfurters but we got one of the

some frankfurters but we got one of the interesting dishes is ox breast they

interesting dishes is ox breast they

interesting dishes is ox breast they said and then we got white asparagus

said and then we got white asparagus

said and then we got white asparagus which is in season and then we had to

which is in season and then we had to

which is in season and then we had to get a schnitzel as well and again just

get a schnitzel as well and again just

get a schnitzel as well and again just waiting for the frankfurters and then

waiting for the frankfurters and then

waiting for the frankfurters and then one of the things you have to eat when

one of the things you have to eat when

one of the things you have to eat when you're in Frankfurt is the call it the

you're in Frankfurt is the call it the

you're in Frankfurt is the call it the green sauce but are a very kind waiter

green sauce but are a very kind waiter

green sauce but are a very kind waiter he explained to us it's sour cream with

he explained to us it's sour cream with

he explained to us it's sour cream with a combination of seven different local

a combination of seven different local

a combination of seven different local herbs in it and that's a that's unique

herbs in it and that's a that's unique

herbs in it and that's a that's unique to Frankfurt this region of Germany I

to Frankfurt this region of Germany I

to Frankfurt this region of Germany I got to start with that ox breast


Robin : Hey, don't be so hard on yourself.

Robin : And isn't this whole thing really barney's fault?

Ted voix off : She had a point.

Ted voix off : It was kind of barney's fault.

Remember?

Ted voix off : Let's back up a few months.

Robin : Oh, marshall, how's the broken toe?

Marshall : Oh, man, it kills.


I'm gonna add on some of the cebollas, some of the onions,

which they look very purple,

and maybe they're marinated in something?

And then finally I will add on some of the roasted

hot chile sauce, she said it's muy picante,


favorite burger what have to be the

favorite burger what have to be the mushroom burger at Shake Shack the

mushroom burger at Shake Shack the

mushroom burger at Shake Shack the mushroom and the cheese and the crispy

mushroom and the cheese and the crispy

mushroom and the cheese and the crispy and the crunchy outer shell that's my

and the crunchy outer shell that's my

and the crunchy outer shell that's my favorite burger out of both places but

favorite burger out of both places but

favorite burger out of both places but here's the thing the burgers and fries


Penny : And hold three...

Penny : Two... one.

Penny : Very good.

Now let's try Warrior II.

Penny : And hold.

Sheldon : I've read that there are great yogis who have such mastery

Sheldon : over their bodies they can draw water in through their genitals.

Penny : Yeah, well, I don't think we're gonna get to do that today.

Sheldon : Too bad.

Sheldon : It seems like a good way to drink a milk shake

Sheldon : without getting brain freeze.

Penny : Oh, hey.

Penny : And now we go to Reverse Warrior.


Beckett : Which belongs to the university.

Beckett : The dean gave us permission to search it as a part of our investigation.

Donna : Wait, you think I had something to do with Will's death?

Beckett : Donna, you missed your class the night that he was killed.

Beckett : Where were you?

Donna : At home with a cold.

Donna : I never would have hurt Will. I loved him.

Beckett : You loved him, but then he betrayed you.

That must have made you angry,

Castle : to find out that he was just using you for your research.

Donna : That's not true.

Beckett : That was the second time that he left you,

Beckett : and you couldn't live with the embarrassment.

Donna : This is ridiculous.

I'm not gonna stand here and let you accuse me of killing my boyfriend.

Beckett : Donna, that was you in the suit in the apartment with us.

That's the same suit that you used to kill Will.

Beckett : You found out about his project,

Beckett : and before he could destroy it,

Beckett : you used his own creation against him.

Donna : What suit? What are you talking about?

Castle : The suit you wore when you went after Will's key card

Castle : and you got my credit card instead.

Castle : Just found it buried in the back of your drawer.

Castle : Thank you for that, by the way. I forgot to cancel this.

That could be such a pain.

Donna : What was I supposed to do? Let him get away with it?

Donna : He stopped calling. Stopped texting.

Donna : He used me!

Donna : And then pretended like I didn't exist.

Donna : He wanted me to just disappear from his life.

Donna : So I did.

Donna : And he never saw me coming.

Esposito : Donna Brooks, you're under arrest...


is the floating market revisited

is the floating market revisited [Music]

[Music]

[Music] these are literally the most bulky life

these are literally the most bulky life

these are literally the most bulky life jackets ever I don't know why it is that


Raj : You two should be ashamed of yourselves.

Raj : Using women to advance your cause with sexuality...

Raj : ...and whatever Amy plans on doing.

Are you implying my girlfriend...

Sheldon : ...has no sexuality to exploit? - Yes.

- Okay, because that wasn't clear. - Sheldon.

Sheldon : What? That was ambiguous.

Raj : Well, now it's biguous. What are you gonna do about it?

Sheldon : - Um... - Talk some smack about his mother.

Sheldon : Yes, of course, he wouldn't like that at all.

Sheldon : Last night, I was feeling in need of sexual release...

Sheldon : ...when I happened to come across your mother.

Leonard : - Okay, guys, what are we doing here? - I don't know what you're doing...

Sheldon : ...but I was about to insinuate that I had coitus with Raj's mother for a dollar.

Well, you do what you want, but I don't wanna lose my friends over tenure.

Leonard : - Friends are forever. - Ahem. So is tenure.


Kirby : nearly half my age. The guy had it coming.

Beckett : Except he found you out. He came after you.

Castle : - Yeah. - So what happened, Kirby?

Beckett : He lose his cool? He get violent?

Castle : - What? No. - You put a round in his head

Beckett : and tried to pin it on Creason.


Denny : Preston Burke. My favorite cardiothoracic surgeon.

Burke : Your only cardiothoracic surgeon, but thanks.

I'll be on the phone with Dr. Bailey during the organ recovery.

We want to make sure the heart stays viable,

Burke : isn't damaged while the other organs are perfused.

Burke : We'll have you in the OR, and if it is a go,

we start the procedure before she even gets back.

Denny : - Hey, Izzie. - Yeah?

Denny : I'm getting a new heart.

Izzie : You're getting a new heart.

- I'll see you. - Bye.

Cristina : Excuse me.

Richard uncomfortable : Uh...

Mr. Singleton : Mary and I were talking, and we think Bex should stay...

Mrs. Singleton interrupts : She can't handle something like this.

Mrs. Singleton interrupts : - You saw the scars. - You're not gonna tell her?

George : But this could help her.

George : - You can't not tell her who she is. - Dr. O'Malley.

We'll proceed with surgery to remove the tumor.

Addison : You can talk to your daughter in your own time.

Mrs. Singleton : Actually, we were thinking...

Mr. Singleton : We thought, since you're already going to be in there...

We know "fixed" isn't the right word but...

We thought that with the hormonal confusion,

Mrs. Singleton interrupts : it might be easier on her to remove whatever boy parts she has.

Mr. Singleton : - Keep her more of a girl. - You're asking me to perform

sexual reassignment surgery on her?

Meredith : - Yes. - Without her knowing?


Izzie : She didn't tell us before. So I documented it in her med list.

Burke : - What other doctor? - Cristina. She was wandering the halls.

Burke : Fine. Take her down for an echo.

Kalpana : An echo? What about cardioversion or ablation?

Kalpana : Won't I need a pacemaker or a permanent internal defibrillator?

Burke : Although it would be unusual for rheumatic heart disease

Burke : to cause ventricular dysrhythmias, we've still got to check your valves.

Izzie : I thought your doctorate was in neuropharmacology, not medicine.


Joshua : -What was that? -Just an anti-theft device.

Then what's this?

You need that too, because a thief could just tear this up.


I wonder why that ls.

Penny : I have a confession to make.

Penny : I've never been to a funeral before.


moans

- [Hamid] Oh man.

- [Man] Yeah.

- [Hamid] But the flavor's amazing.

I like the tenderness of the tomatoes

and spices, the Baluchi spices.

- Okay, go for the keema next.

Oh wow.

Oh, the keema is the best.

Oh, it's oily,

like minced meat.

It's wrapped up in a gravy of spices,

and deliciousness, and oil.

crowd chatters faintly

Mark moans

- Oh wow.

crowd chatters faintly


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okay sorry let's see if you like this video

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bring the GTR out here that's awesome make it big enough to dip our heads in

make it big enough to dip our heads in

make it big enough to dip our heads in it that's that's what we should do you

it that's that's what we should do you

it that's that's what we should do you got to dip your head all the way up to

got to dip your head all the way up to

got to dip your head all the way up to out here on the wasteland searching for

out here on the wasteland searching for

out here on the wasteland searching for food

food

food hoping either some fish at the bottom of

hoping either some fish at the bottom of this noisy glacier we've been out here

this noisy glacier we've been out here

this noisy glacier we've been out here for seven days guys she's getting hungry

for seven days guys she's getting hungry he's starting to eyeball me starting to

there's absolutely no food and

there's absolutely no food and

there's absolutely no food and don't you start now what I'm gonna be

don't you start now what I'm gonna be

don't you start now what I'm gonna be just fine oh dude that thing is D holy

just fine oh dude that thing is D holy

just fine oh dude that thing is D holy smokes just about you you should have

smokes just about you you should have

smokes just about you you should have used lost 100% old country when I come

used lost 100% old country when I come

used lost 100% old country when I come out here that it's at least probably

out here that it's at least probably

out here that it's at least probably eight inches thick and I told them no I

eight inches thick and I told them no I

eight inches thick and I told them no I believe is about eight and a half no now

believe is about eight and a half no now you got a hit yeah it's about four

you got a hit yeah it's about four

you got a hit yeah it's about four inches so we looking at yeah dude that's


I don't want to be near him.

Well, some doctors have the messiah complex. They need to save the world.

Wilson : You've got the Rubik's complex. You need to solve the puzzle.

House : Are you done? Or do you have more references to 1980s' fads?

House : I'm trying to listen to this.

House's Attorney : That D.N.R. may not be valid.

House's Attorney : The patient was suffering from depression brought on by a thyroid imbalance.

Judge Winter : The D.N.R. order was witnessed...

Judge Winter : by Dr. House's own staff, a... a... a Dr. Foreman.

House : My staff are idiots. I'm sure you know what it's like, Your Honor.

Foreman : Sit down.

House's Attorney : The validity of the D.N.R. is a question of fact.

House's Attorney : Dr. House should have the opportunity to make his argument at a full trial.

And this poor guy has got to stay on life support until we can schedule a trial.

House's Attorney : - Your Honor... - Dr. House,

Judge Winter : I will hold you in contempt if you don't sit down.

House : - I have a medical issue. - If it pertains to this case, your attorney...

House : It doesn't.

House : Do you have any history of heart disease in your family?

House's Attorney : - Your Honor! - Your fingers...

House : They show signs of clubbing, which indicates a heart problem.

Remember Bart Giamatti? Same thing... Just dropped dead one day.

House : - Please see your doctor. - He's admitted this isn't relevant.

Can we get back to the motion?

- Ofcourse. I-I'm sorry. - Your Honor,

Giles' Attorney : a person's right to control the treatment of their own body...


Brad : What's up with bill?

Lily : That's scooter.

Brad : I'm on it.

Hey. Hey.

Barney : Can I have your phone number?

Lily : No.

Barney : It's for the bride.

Woman : Oh. Hold on.

Woman : Let me go get a pen.

Barney : The bride wants you to walk slower.

Andrea : Oh...

Robin : Oh, wow.

Lily : Oh. Robin...

Lily : My makeup looks perfect right now,

Lily : And I'm about to cry. Do something.

Oh. Um...

Uh. I have hairy nipples.

Robin : Really?


You can definitely tell that it is marinated in yogurt.

There is a creamy delight in there.

Sweet, from those caramelized onions.

And spicy from chili.

After that delicious fish fry, we made our way to try

another one of Kolkata's famous street foods.

The pulchka.

You'll notice these all over the street

corners of Kolkata.

These crispy domes stuffed with a mixture of boiled

and spiced mashed potatoes, with a tangy and sweet

kick of yogurt and a scoop of sour and spicy water.

Some stalls, like the one we found,

have a huge menu of variations.

We're gonna get some pulchkas,

famous snack here in Kolkata.

Hi.


oh man that is the most satisfying knife


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whoa what a wipeout um excuse me sir what on earth are you

um excuse me sir what on earth are you

um excuse me sir what on earth are you doing with hurry up watch your hands

doing with hurry up watch your hands

doing with hurry up watch your hands yeah this is what it was like water

yeah this is what it was like water

yeah this is what it was like water turns clay into liquid and then you form

turns clay into liquid and then you form it look at that it's going to be a

it look at that it's going to be a

it look at that it's going to be a smooth glass but you can shape it

smooth glass but you can shape it

smooth glass but you can shape it however you want

however you want

however you want look at that normal spiral staircase

look at that normal spiral staircase

look at that normal spiral staircase nobilities bounces a little crazy with

nobilities bounces a little crazy with

nobilities bounces a little crazy with this whole project

this whole project

this whole project dude it was jig I didn't want a half job

dude it was jig I didn't want a half job this is a real indoor truck once I clean

this is a real indoor truck once I clean it up make this whole night paint this

it up make this whole night paint this

it up make this whole night paint this you may be rich you are if you guys line

you may be rich you are if you guys line up for hours away come in let's give it


Forever.

This can't be it.

Rachel : Then how come it is?

They've been quiet for a long time.

Joey : Maybe she killed him.

Let's go.


and fully fallen apart.

Grab that.

And then once you have all of that tomato skin off,

you're gonna take your spatula

and just mash up.

clanking

Mash up those tomatoes,


Raj : Uh, turn left here and see if he turns with us.

Penny : Well, why is he turning here?

Penny : The restaurant's the other way. I don't know.

Leonard : He uses that traffic app. Maybe there's an accident.

Penny : Oh, so follow him.

Oh, no!

I told you!

Bernadette : It's probably just a coincidence.

Bernadette : Speed up a little, see if he stays with you.

Penny : Well, go faster.

Penny : You're losing him. What is his hurry?

Howard : You know what, flash your lights.

Penny : Let him know it's you.

Howard : He's flashing his lights.

Howard : What's that mean?

I-I think he wants us to pull over.

Do not pull over!

I'm not raising this baby alone!

Hang on!

engine revving

Alfred : So, after your husband passed,

Alfred : you never remarried?

Mary : No, just focused on work and the church.

Alfred : Ah. And what do you do?

Mary : I work at the church.


Harris : the kidnappers make contact.

"Lf"? What do you mean "if"?

Beckett : We know that the El-Masris are wealthy,

Beckett : and you told us that Sara was the target.

Harris : Mr. El-Masri admitted he had close ties with the previous regime in Egypt.

Harris : As a result, he made some very powerful enemies.

Harris : It's possible his daughter's abduction was motivated by revenge.

Castle : Okay, where does that leave my daughter?

I mean, if she wasn't the one they were after

and she's just in the way...

Harris : Mr. Castle, you need to stay positive.

Harris : Whatever their motives,

Harris : the kidnappers will realize she has value.

Harris : Now what we need to do next is go to your home

and set up a trap-and-trace on your phone lines

Harris : so we're ready for their call.

Harris : I'll wait for you outside.

Castle : Gates will see.


Ross : ...and someone just cut. I think he's gonna snap.

I'm gonna go.

Ross : Go? Why?

I don't know. Could be because I don't feel like...

...waiting all night for a guy who may or may not scream.

Ross : He definitely will scream.

Goodbye.


I was just feasting on that pile of

I was just feasting on that pile of vegetables and the Jo is and the guy it

vegetables and the Jo is and the guy it

vegetables and the Jo is and the guy it was all good as soon as we arrived she

was all good as soon as we arrived she

was all good as soon as we arrived she started cooking and we didn't even have

started cooking and we didn't even have

started cooking and we didn't even have a chance to walk around but actually

a chance to walk around but actually

a chance to walk around but actually we're just a stone's throw from a river

we're just a stone's throw from a river

we're just a stone's throw from a river it's a pretty decent-sized rivers

it's a pretty decent-sized rivers

it's a pretty decent-sized rivers [Music]

cocktail la Coachella line Thank You Jay Jayla cup one cup my car the river is so

Jayla cup one cup my car the river is so beautiful and so peaceful in this entire

beautiful and so peaceful in this entire village bond hot tie it's it's it's it's

village bond hot tie it's it's it's it's been fantastic to come and visit that

been fantastic to come and visit that

been fantastic to come and visit that people have been so friendly yeah again

people have been so friendly yeah again

people have been so friendly yeah again the village it's so relaxing here you

the village it's so relaxing here you

the village it's so relaxing here you could get into that type of mood where

could get into that type of mood where

could get into that type of mood where you just wanna lay around in a hammock

you just wanna lay around in a hammock

you just wanna lay around in a hammock and not move for the entire day


Aren't we in the middle of something?

Chandler : But these women are very hot, and they need our help.

Chandler : And they're very hot!

We can't, all right?

Joey : We're sorry.

You don't know how sorry. We promised to find this monkey.

He's this high and answers to the name Marcel.

So if we could get pictures of you, it'd help us out.


Thank you.

Amazing food here, in Peshawar.

And you can see,

that is some of the most fresh and delicious fish,


Marshall : Even kyle gets to do that.

Katie : You have no right to tell me not to do it.

Robin : But kyle? Why can't you just wait?

Robin : Because if you wait, you can get

Robin : A nice guy, like ted.

Katie : Robin, this is happening.

Katie : Look, I already put it up on my myspace page.

Katie : I need a clove.


Wyatt : Now, get your sorry, lying ass out of my face

Wyatt : and make sure I never see it again!

Leonard : Oh, the reverse psychology thing.

Leonard : I see. That's very clever.

Wyatt : Don't yap. Just get out.

Leonard : I'll friend you on Facebook.

Sheldon : Oh, there you are.

Sheldon : Just so you know, I was up all night,

Sheldon : but I have finally completed

Sheldon : the Penny-specific section of the new roommate agreement.

Leonard : Yeah, well, not necessary.

Leonard : We broke up again.

Sheldon : Do you even think about other people, Leonard?


for a coffee today

to see the boys and hang out with us.

He is over visiting from Spain at the moment.

So, yeah, it's just a good chance

for them to catch up with him.

We're having a bit of a lazy morning,

so the kids are just gonna play with their toys a bit more.

One thing we like to do is set up an obstacle course

in our garden, look at our thousands of toys.

Sometimes we'll set it all up

and then they can run around

and we will time them

and they'll try to beat each other.

We'll also try to get Fraser's homework done

on a Sunday.

He really loves to learn,

so it's quite easy to get him to do it

and he's currently learning all about time.

And then it's time for lunch.

We normally eat at about 11 : 30

because the boys just get so hungry,

so today we're having tuna cheese paninis,


Past Leonard : Yeah, experimental physics.

Past Sheldon : Hmm.

Past Leonard : -What is that? -Doesn't concern you.


Monica : You were so great.

Monica : You made it so easy.

Monica : And now you have to leave.

Monica : And I have to live with a boy!

It's gonna be fine.

Now I can't wait to live with you!

Phoebe : You know what we should do?

Bring Monica, and we'll live together! We'll have so much fun!

I think she's moving in with Chandler.

Oh, that's right. You're still set on that?

Ross : Kind of.

Joey : Oh, my God!


Bernadette : We decided to go down to city hall this afternoon, get married...

Bernadette : ...and then have the reception when Howard gets back.


Ryan : Hey, guys, you're going to want to see this.

I've been scrubbing traffic-cam footage

Ryan : at the addresses of all the old Cold war caches in the city.


Ted : And so, after six months apart,

Ted from 2030 : Aunt lily and uncle marshall were finally back together.


- [Mr. Taster] The king of baklava.


Castle : Hey, just spoke to Ryan. McManus is still out there.

But the boys are going door-to-door in every building nearby.

Beckett : I had him in my sights.

Beckett : I had him.

Castle : So you missed. So what? It could happen to anyone...

No.

Beckett : I didn't miss.


Howard : Thank you.

Stuart : If you're hungry you can eat your takeout; nobody touched it.

Penny : I think I'm gonna go for a run.

Penny : You want to come?

Leonard : No, last time that old lady in the park kept screaming,

"Watch out, he's right behind you."

Leonard : Hello?

Strange old man : Hey, how you doing?


George : about, you know, bringing up you and Cristina.

That... just like...

Burke : You're still my guy, O'Malley. Still my guy.

Shane to Tina : I always thought I'd hold your hand in the delivery room.

Meredith : I'll let you know when the surgery is over, OK?


Barney : I'd offer you some coffee,

Barney : But I don't have any, so you're gonna have to...

Girl : I'm boycotting coffee.

Girl : You may as well drink the tears of a colombian peasant farmer.

Girl : God, I love this place.

Girl : Good thing I don't have a job

Girl : Because I could stay here all day.

Barney : I think I left something on the bookshelf.

Barney : Whoops. Oh, no, oh, look.

Barney : Oh, I'm disgusting.

Ted : Wow,

Girl : You're open about your sexuality

Girl : And that's one of the reasons I love you.

Girl : Did I just say that?

Girl : Oh, well, cat's out of the bag.

At Barney's apartment.Barney on the phone : I love you.

Barney : Whoa, uh...

Barney : Okay, beep, beep. Backing up, um...

Hi, barney. Oh...

Girl : Oh, my god.

Girl : Are you married? Is this your wife?


Beckett.

Beckett : One armed and the kid.

Beckett : If I go in, he'll kill him before I get a shot off.

Castle : He's holding a flashlight.

Castle : If we kill the ambient light, he'll light up like a Christmas tree.

Beckett : We just...

Castle : It's like it's meant to be.

Beckett : Maybe Lenny can prevent another tragedy. On my count.

Beckett : Three, two, one!

Bad Guy 1 : Hit P-1. The subway.


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May I? Yeah.

Barney : Hey, buddy.


- [Bryan] Maybe ice cream, yeah.

- [Ollie] Can I have some ice cream please?

- [Bryan] No one's there, huh?

- [Ollie] Yeah.

- Hey Ollie, look at this, what it says on the ground.

Eat more Pez candies.

Isn't that funny, Ollie?

That's something you could get on board with, right?

Eating more candy?

Okay guys remember, we are exploring this abandoned

waterpark but we are gonna need to find some help soon

to get our car running again so that

we can make it home eventually.

Oh my gosh, that is so cool.

So babe, that's literally where all the rides were.

They had like waterpark slide rides there.

- [Missy] Look at the pool.

- [Bryan] And that's a pool, yeah.

- Go check out the pool.

- Look at this over here you guys, it's like a hill

with all the, the stairs and stuff.

Ollie, I found an abandoned lazy river,

come here, come look.


Julia?

House Sitter : No, I'm the house sitter.

House Sitter : They're in Hawaii for the week.


Missy asked you guys to send her questions on Instagram

and we came up with a ton.

So we're gonna ask Ollie now and see how he answers them.

- First question is from Suzanne Hollister.

Do you know who that is?

- Yeah, Mimi.

- She wants to know, "What's your favorite thing

to do with Finn?".

- Film videos.

- What else is your favorite thing to do?

- My favorite thing to do is, remember that time

that we catched those monsters?

- Uh huh.

Bryan laughs - I like that.

- Okay, one, two, three.

gasps Whoa, do you see that?

Look! Ollie yells

Whoa!

You guys, there is a monster in there.

Ollie, I need you to go get my net.

Go get the net!

dramatic music

I'm gonna try and catch it, okay?

Ollie, come here, look.

Look inside.

Caught him!

It's so cute.

- [Missy] Do you see it?

- Now that's the cute, baby monster, aw.


Say it louder. The guy in the back didn't hear you.

Yeah, I heard it.

It's not like I haven't had the opportunity.

I'm just waiting for the perfect guy.

I'm seeing this guy Roger. He's not perfect...

but I'm thinking maybe I should get it over with.

You know, give him my flower.

Rachel : Oh, my God, do it! Honey, you've waited long enough.

-You know what? You are right. -Sex doesn't have to be a big deal.

There shouldn't be all these rules and restrictions.

Rachel : People should be able to sleep with whoever they want, whenever..

Rachel, I'm never gonna think it's okay for you to cheat on your husband.

Rachel : What do you know, virgin?

Phoebe?

Monica : Why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?


Oh yeah, that's incredibly sweet, incredibly,

and nothing refreshes like a coconut water, either.

singing in a foreign language

This is just a little food paradise.

As soon as he lifts the lid of that ice chest,

you just get this poof of Durian in your nostrils.

I thought the coconut was gonna be the dessert,

but this, this is the real dessert.

The Durian on top with ice cream,

I'm gonna try to get like equal ratios of both.

Okay, I got half ice cream, half Dorian.


Oh.

Wow.

Look at that.

Oh, and it's just dripping.

Wow.

- Whoa.

- Look at all that juice.


- I didn't brought a ton of stuff. - Were there slippers for the morning?

Ted : Not slippers, exactly.

Ted : They're called British morning socks.

Judy : This is such a nice surprise. Marshall will be so happy.

Lily : How are you holding up, Judy?


Rachel : Okay. All right, Dina.

Well, let's talk about the different areas of fashion..

Rachel : that you could get involved in.

Let's see, there's design. But you may need a whole other degree for that.

-Sales is great. You get to travel. -I don't care about fashion.

I'm pregnant. And I know you are too, so you gotta help me.

Then there's marketing.


- A vet.

- [Bryan] You wanna be a vet when you grow up?

- [Missy] That's why he wanted to come

to this appointment so bad, he's like,

"But I wanna meet the vet."

- [Bryan] That's awesome, you might get to help her.

- You could look in her eye. - I know how to use the stuff.

- [Missy] I'm showing you. - What you talking about?

- [Bryan] What are you talking about, mom?

He doesn't know how to use that stuff.

- Maybe she can show you, the vet can.

gasp

- With as much as Ollie loves animals,

I would say that I would not be surprised if

he turned out to be a vet at all,

because he has so much love in his heart

for animals, huh?

Just like your mom.

- Today he said to me,

cause I said "follow the map,"

cause we were using the GPS

- Oh yeah? - In the car, and

I said "just follow it,

"and tell me when to turn," and he goes

"Momma, I am not a kid that follows maps,

"I'm a kid that loves animals."

- [Bryan] Oh my God.

- [Vet] Good girl, you're being so good, yes you are!

- I know, fluffy marshmallow.

- [Vet] Come here.


House : He's a lucky kid. Let's not fix him until the burns heal.

Chase : So what attacks the medial forebrain bundle?

Infective neuropathies, vasculitic neuropathies...

Krabbe's disease, metachromatic leukodystrophy.

House : All very bad things.

House : No way to look for any of them in his condition.

Cameron : Could be an infection.

Foreman : I said infection about eight seconds ago.

Cameron : You listed some brain infections.

Cameron : But what if it's just a regular old infection festering in the burned skin?

Foreman : Pus on his arm isn't causing problems in the forebrain.

Cameron : He's on 20 different medications to manage his pain, his heart,

Cameron : how often he urinates.

Cameron : His brain is like a waiter that's got too many...

Hey, hey. I do the metaphors.

Cameron : The brain is stressed.

An infection elsewhere could put it over the edge.

Foreman : So we just wait for his burns to heal to see if you're right?

Foreman : If you're wrong, he doesn't have that kind of time.

House : Dominic Larrey.

Chase : He another dead doctor?

He's Napoleon's Surgeon in Chief.

House : Cleaned a lot of battle wounds.

Foreman : By amputating legs.

House : And with bugs.


[Music]

[Music]

[Music] nice yep it's a tough one it's a tough

nice yep it's a tough one it's a tough

nice yep it's a tough one it's a tough one I was thinking out in dama dama

now Ben Ben alright alright you learning

its rethus and fast then wet hey Ben


Lily : A college notebook?!

Oh, my God, he's cheating on me

with some college girl.

I knew there was a skank

but I thought she'd at least be dumb.

"Birthday : July 23.

the Vancouver Canucks.

Age : 29, but tells people that she's 26."

Oh, my God, these are notes

Robin : about me.

Or some 29-year-old version of me.

Marshall : I hope I'm not too late!

Marshall : I want to see the look of joy on the new owner's face!

Marshall : She's still there!

Marshall : Okay Mabel, let's find you a new home.

Marshall : Here comes a guy!

Marshall : And he... he just walked, walked right on by it.

Marshall : He's probably rushing home to get a handcart or something.

Marshall : Yeah! Hey, better hurry up, pal.

Marshall : What are you guys doing

Marshall : with Barney's secret Robin notebook?

Marshall : Let me rephrase that.

Marshall : Did you two ladies lose some weight?

Lily : What do you know about this, Marshall?

Robin : Why would Barney

Robin : have a notebook full of information about me?

Ted : Well...

The truth was...

Barney was taking a night school class taught...

by me.

Ted : Welcome to Robin 101.


so for those of you who aren't familiar

so for those of you who aren't familiar this is how you say thank you and


Cristina : Multiple fractures. She has a kidney bleed from a beating last week.

Plus, it was his road rage that caused the accident.

Cristina : - The guy in the other car died. - And that means what?

Burke : No heroic measures? We leave him on the table?


I know my favorite,

Raj : but I'd love to hear what you think.

Howard : And it just got weird.

Penny : Hey. Amy's downstairs.

Leonard : Okay, one sec.

Uh, what-what you got goin' on here?

Leonard : I bought a baseball cap.

Penny : I can see that.

Penny : What team did you get?

Leonard : Uh, Hufflepuff, from Harry Potter.

Penny : Well, we'll be in the woods.


Sheldon : I'm nauseated and feverish.

Sheldon : I believe I may have cholera.

Leonard : There's no cholera in Pasadena.

Leonard : Just like last summer,

Leonard : when there was no malaria in Pasadena.

Sheldon : Well, if it's not cholera,

Sheldon : then based on a quick Internet search,

Sheldon : the other explanations in decreasing order of likelihood

Sheldon : are Hirschsprung's Disease, botulism, a 30-foot tapeworm

Sheldon : or accidental ingestion of chrysanthemum blossoms.

Leonard : When would you have accidentally eaten chrysanthemum blossoms?

Sheldon : It's part of an unlikely scenario

Sheldon : that involves sleepwalking and a 24-hour flower mart

Sheldon : with a less-than- vigilant proprietor.

Sheldon : Oh, Lord, my belly!

Ever had your appendix out?

Sheldon : I haven't.

Sheldon : I've been meaning to, but who has the time?


For our final street food, we found a famous ice cream stall

serving up a huge variety of ice creams known as Nieves,

including the famous burnt-milk tuna ice cream.

Here our buddy, Javier, who brought us to this market,

showed us the best ice cream stall and introduced

us to the owner, and after eating our famous ice cream,

he taught us how to make it.

We hear there's a bunch of ice cream stalls.

Let's go in and try one out.

Look at all he ice cream.


- Oh my god. - Wow.

- Look at that. - Look at that.

clattering

He's giving us a preview of every dish on the menu here.

- How many more have you got?

- Barutani kebab. - Barutani kebab.

Look at that cheese,

there's kebab meat in there and eggplant.

Look at that, wow. - Whoa.

- [Trevor] How's that?

clattering

It's a beef mountain.

laughing

Wow.

How's that?

speaking foreign language

Wow, and there they are, cabbage

stuffed with rice and you can smell the herbs.

Wow, look at that.


so I mean the kids I'm on the kids floor um I'm on the kids floor hey and welcome

um I'm on the kids floor hey and welcome to the kids floor I think actually

to the kids floor I think actually

to the kids floor I think actually there's some adult stuff in here as well

there's some adult stuff in here as well but I'm not sure it's all from Jules I

but I'm not sure it's all from Jules I

but I'm not sure it's all from Jules I think this is officially like my

think this is officially like my

think this is officially like my favorite of the whole bunch just look at

favorite of the whole bunch just look at these for Less yeah so cute this little

these for Less yeah so cute this little

these for Less yeah so cute this little pink bear hat and then these paw print

pink bear hat and then these paw print

pink bear hat and then these paw print mittens and I love this color

mittens and I love this color

mittens and I love this color combination on her just looks amazing

combination on her just looks amazing

combination on her just looks amazing she looks so good in Gray's because it

she looks so good in Gray's because it

she looks so good in Gray's because it brings out her eyes this is all her

brings out her eyes this is all her

brings out her eyes this is all her stuff these are just tights

stuff these are just tights

stuff these are just tights tons of little socks because she needed


Dr Gallo : from a prescription for anxiety.

Penny : Okay, if you think it'll help.

Penny : Oh, just don't make it Placinex.


Izzie cold and sarcastic : Thank you.

Mr. Chue : - Finding her soul won't be easy. - It never is.

This is unconscionable. Not enough power to move those elevators?

They're replacing the backup. Fire department is standing by.

Richard : - Critical patients? - Moved to south wing.

Richard : - Incoming trauma? - Rerouted to Mercy West.

- That backup should have been replaced. - Yes, sir.

Richard angry : - Why didn't it happen? - Chief, you'd have to ask maintenance.

- I wouldn't know. - Dr. Bailey, you know everything.

Richard interrupts : Tell me whose butt to kick.

Bailey : That would be your butt, Chief.

Bailey : You didn't authorize the replacement generator,

saving money for the new MRI machine.

Mrs. Lamott : Um...

Bailey : I need to get on back down to the... OR.

Hey, this isn't gonna be too sterile, but we can still try.

Burke : Prep and drape the patient.


Rachel : Poor Pheebs.

Hey, you know what, you guys? I think I'm gonna walk her home.


so he's gonna scrape it.

- [Trevor] Just scraping that bark.

- [Ruizaina] Yeah.

- [Trevor] And it's the inside of the bark that's used?

- [Ruizaina] Yeah, it's inside.

So they clean the top bark and then they start slicing--

- Oh yeah.

That smells so good.

And before we knew it, it was time to feast.

Wow, this is just amazing.

Ruizaina can you please thank everybody

for their hard work for this beautiful meal?

speaking in foreign language

- Thank you.

- Thank you, thank you so much.

So what do we have here today?

- This is red rice.

- Oh.

- So our Sri Lankan version of the red rice.

- [Trevor] Wow, so that's just like

from the local farms here?

- [Ruizaina] From the local paddy field.

This is a type of yam.

Again, very famous in southern style.

- [Trevor] Wow.

- [Ruizaina] It's called kiri ala.

- [Trevor] Kiri ala.

- [Ruizaina] Yeah so it's like a root, it's a root.

- Oh okay.


you did when I hit my small sword that

you did when I hit my small sword that my cheek muscles hurt and then I went

my cheek muscles hurt and then I went

my cheek muscles hurt and then I went for the second one and obviously I ate

for the second one and obviously I ate

for the second one and obviously I ate it but it was funny

it but it was funny

it but it was funny what'd you think of the night man I'm

what'd you think of the night man I'm

what'd you think of the night man I'm telling you when you hit that first man

telling you when you hit that first man

telling you when you hit that first man I can't I yelled so loud so dude I was

I can't I yelled so loud so dude I was

I can't I yelled so loud so dude I was just moving everybody get out the way

just moving everybody get out the way

just moving everybody get out the way man I was so pumped for you and when the

man I was so pumped for you and when the crowd I don't know if you heard the


Yemen.

That's right. Yes! I'm being transferred to Yemen!

When?

I don't know exactly.

Janice : Well, I will just have to soak up every ounce...

Janice : ...of Chandler Bing until that moment comes.

But I do know it's sometime tomorrow.

-Done? -Yep!


um, so they might be able to find the heartbeat but

said her, the sac was really big or something, she said?

you know, so

she's going to send the information to our consultant

and, um, and he's going to give us a call later

and they said we should go back in a week's time like maybe there's a small chance

that the pregnancy is just, we only got pregnant towards the end of the period and maybe

maybe its just hasn't grown yet

but she wasn't able to find a heartbeat, you could see the little fella in the thing

you know

It mightn't be the worst yet


canteen style lunch and from here we're

canteen style lunch and from here we're gonna actually actually jump on the

gonna actually actually jump on the

gonna actually actually jump on the Metro for one station to get to a

Metro for one station to get to a

Metro for one station to get to a totally opposite meal like an aristocrat

totally opposite meal like an aristocrat a luxurious Russian meal next

a luxurious Russian meal next

a luxurious Russian meal next [Music]

[Music]

[Music] Hey

and another thing about Moscow is that

and another thing about Moscow is that

and another thing about Moscow is that it has one of the world's most beautiful

it has one of the world's most beautiful stations of any Metro Indian system in

stations of any Metro Indian system in

stations of any Metro Indian system in the entire world architecture some of


Addison : Oh, my God. I'm becoming a crazy freak.

Addison : Crazy, inappropriately chatting freak.

Voice : Becoming? Seems like you're already there.


Sheldon : Would you like some aloe vera?


Sheldon : It's not a present. It's the present.

Sheldon : Look, there's you and me. It's Penny and Amy.

Sheldon : We're playing Pictionary, in the present.

Penny : Oh, my God, we're gonna kill them.


Have you seen him?

Did you see him leave this house?

Look you guys, he closed his eyes.

When he closes his eyes

it means he's giving 100% trust in you.

Yay!

We're taking Draco out for a little vitamin D.

- [Ollie] Yeah!

- You like the fresh light, huh?

He's like "what is this ?"

- [Ollie] I want this, yeah.

[Mom] You got a leash?

You gonna take the doggies for a walk?

- [Ollie] Yeah.

- [Missy] Alright, don't let them take you for a walk, 'kay?

- [Ollie] Okay.

chuckling

- Okay.

Alright guys, so I keep getting this phone number,

or this phone call.

It's from unknown.


Oh what didn't we

Oh what didn't we let's all have you come back back

let's all have you come back back

let's all have you come back back back to something comes back again

hello where everybody is seen many many

hello where everybody is seen many many

hello where everybody is seen many many hours and I found this little fella here

hours and I found this little fella here the other fella it's a good look at her

the other fella it's a good look at her

the other fella it's a good look at her are you sure so pretty man mmm this is a

are you sure so pretty man mmm this is a special little girl

special little girl

special little girl look at her black skinny jeans don't all

look at her black skinny jeans don't all look at you just lost half my viewers

look at you just lost half my viewers

look at you just lost half my viewers they're half of the viewers to

they're half of the viewers to

they're half of the viewers to unsubscribe from pocket something get


House : and not her nose she wants on it.

House : She and Chase are practically living together.

House : What did you just order?

Wilson : An omelet.

House : Since when do you pass on the swine?

House : And wheat toast? Might as well eat a sheet of sandpaper.

Wilson : Yes, but I don't like eating the same thing two days in a row.

House : Your bro's nurse not loving the love handles?

Wilson : I'm just not in the mood for bacon,

Wilson : and you are obviously trying to avoid talking about Kutner,

Wilson : which is odd because you spent a whole week obsessing about why...

House : He's no longer on my team.

House : I'm sorry he's no longer on my team.

There's nothing else to talk about.

Wilson : You're wearing the watch he gave you for Secret Santa.

House : Five functions, including a stopwatch

House : to time how long it takes you to ask me if I'm okay.

Wilson : You gonna order?


Adams : We see people with disabilities all the lime.

Adams : But seeing and understanding aren't always the same thing.

Chase : Are you talking to me or writing a Facebook post?


You schnook! You were supposed to let her die.

Eleanor : No machines, she said.

Agnes : She did. I remember.

Agnes : Her daughter Alice was there with her girlfriend.

Uh, she's a lesbian. The daughter. Nice girls.

Ruth interrupts : Stop with the rambling, Agnes. Make your point.

Meredith : I'm sorry.

Meredith : Who are you, exactly? Mrs. Bickham's sisters?

Agnes chuckles : Oh, no. No. Her sister Rose died in '83.

Ruth : - May she rest in peace. - Influenza. Or croup.

Eleanor : Only babies die of croup. Rose died with a cold in her chest.


think I can do I can do it I believe we

think I can do I can do it I believe we can push this ruler through oh my gosh

can push this ruler through oh my gosh

can push this ruler through oh my gosh hold on a set like this okay so we

hold on a set like this okay so we

hold on a set like this okay so we basically have a face for our wings