Leonard : Sheldon, we've been through this. I'm taking Penny.

Sheldon : Afraid not. Do you recognize this?

-Oh, not the roommate agreement. -Indeed, the roommate agreement.

Sheldon : I call your attention to the Friendship Rider...

...in Appendix C : Future Commitments. Number 37 :

"In the event one friend is ever invited to visit the Large Hadron Collider...

...now under construction, he shall invite the other friend to accompany him."

Leonard : Oh, for God's sakes.

Penny : You actually put that in an agreement?

We put in what happens if one of us wins a MacArthur Grant...

Leonard : ...or if one of us gets superpowers, or if one of us is bitten by a zombie.


Howard : without sounding so condescending?

Leonard : I can try, but your plan has the words

"garbage bag" and "Slim Jim" in it!

Raj : Hey, what's going on? Oh.

Leonard : Genius here wants to catch a bird

Leonard : with a garbage bag and a Slim Jim.

Raj : Should have put it in the bag first.

Penny : So, if you don't mind me asking,

Penny : do you think you might start dating again?

Dr Koothrappali : It's much too soon for that.

Dr Koothrappali : Why? Do you know someone?

Penny : No, but if things don't work out with me and Leonard,

Penny : I'll give you a call.

Penny : Wait. How much do you talk about Star Trek?


Sergei : In Anton's room, the ceiling vent was pried open.

Sergei : And on the floor right below it,

Sergei : I found this.

Passports?

Ryan : They're blank.

Beckett : What was Anton doing with these?

Sergei : I've never seen them before today.

Sergei : What was my son involved in?

Ryan : He was studying graphic design.

Ryan : Do you think he was forging passports?

Beckett : Mr. Vetotchkin, I need to ask you, do you recognize this man?


Mrs. Greene : Hi, Monica.

The Chinese menu guy. Forgot the menus.

Chandler : So basically, just a Chinese guy.

Dr. Greene, come with me. We'll put your jacket on Rachel's bed.

Ross : All right. That sounds like a two-person job.

Mrs. Greene : Well, my goodness! What was that?

Sandra, I thought you were Rachel. We weren't ready for you yet.

Mrs. Greene : - You thought I was Rachel? - Yes, because you look so young.

Phoebe : And because you're both, you know, white women.

Mrs. Greene : Oh, I missed you kids. Should I put my coat in the bedroom?

- No, I'll take that for you. - Oh, well, thank you.


Alexis : Gram broke it off with Chet, so I suggested sugar therapy.

Beckett : What happened to sunrise in Central Park?

Martha : Who am I kidding? It's a fairy tale.

Castle : And what woman doesn't want a fairy tale?

Martha : - He's not who I thought he was. - How so?

Martha : Million different little things. You know, doesn't drive, he's skinny.

Martha : And he has this laugh like...

Martha : I can't even do it. It's like a honking goose, kind of...

Castle : These are sitcom reasons for breaking up.

Castle : This morning you were in love. What possibly could have happened?

Alexis : Dad, back off. The spark died. She's obviously reconsidered.

Martha : That's right. And now we're going through the five flavors of grieving.

Castle : Is the first stage accepting the ice cream?

Ryan : - Exactly. - Then I'm in.


Izzie : Ew, what smells?


Three weeks post-op. Reported pain when we found him.

Paramedic : - Said something about fruitcake. - He must have torn his abdomen.

- You'll have to fight me for this one. - He's all yours. My parting gift.


laughing

You know what it's like first thing in the morning.

Just kidding, it was a water bottle. laughing

That's probably pretty close to what daddy does

in the morning though, huh? laughing

So now I have to get dressed in the morning,

and that's going to be very difficult

because you handcuffed yourself to me, son.

laughing

Okay, so listen to daddy.

I think this is how we're gonna make it work.

Um, I'm gonna put on this bright yellow Minions shirt,

but somehow I have to get it through Ollie first.

Alright Ollie, so here, step through this.

So this is the arm, okay.

laughing

Now put your head through.

We're almost there!

- I look like a princess!

- You look like a princess?

- Yeah.

- It kinda looks like Belle's shirt, huh.

Okay, lift your hand up, and it goes through your head.

Wait, wait, wait.

Did we do it?

We did it!

We put a shirt on handcuffed, high five!

I had to choose the biggest shirt in my closet.

- [Missy] I think your, uh, sleeve's a little stretched out.

- Oh, yeah.

- We did it!


Dr Lorvis : Welcome to my Fortress of Solitude.

Dr Lorvis : This is where I go to get away from...

Dr Lorvis : all my other solitude.

Howard : Oh, come on. It's a replica.


Oh, that tastes like a fishy soup.

Oh, that just completes the full meal.

If there happens to be a little bit of chili

on this table ...


back to present scene in Ted's room Barney : It's endearing. You're a caregiver.

back to present scene in Ted's room Barney : Never take family values out of the equation.

Step three.

Trudy : Ted, what's wrong?

Ted : I was just thinking about this documentary I saw once

Ted : About something called a super volcano.

Okay, what the hell?

Barney : Wait for it.

It can happen at any time.

Ted : And obliterate all life on earth,

Ted : Which is why I live by three simple words.

Ted : Don't postpone joy.

Ted : Oh, my god.

Trucy : That's so true.

Marshall : Yeah.

The mortality angle.

Ted : That's actually pretty good.

I can do this. Yes, you can.

Yeah. I can't believe I'm going to say this,

Lily : But I'm actually moved.

Lily : Bring it in, guys.


Cuddy : What are you two doing here?

House : Skipping three scenes.

CT's back. He's gonna say that there's evidence of an anomaly,

House : I'm gonna say, he's wrong.

House : He's gonna go back to the father and we'll all end up here.

The defect is pushing on the right frontal lobe.

Taub : This bend is a sign of herniation.

House : Or, it's a sign of increased pressure from JRA.

House : Dr. Taub would rather distract you from the truth

House : with sparkly things, like four karat diamonds.

House.

Your partner said that you left for personal reasons,

House : but your wife said you lost a patient.

You son of a bitch, you spoke to my wife?

House : See, that confused me.

House : Why would you give her a diamond

House : if you screwed somebody else over?

House : If you screwed her over, I mean, I could...

Doctor : Get that camera out of here!

Taub : You say anything to her?

House : Just asked questions.

Female Patient : Get them out of here, too.

House : We're doctors.

Taub : I screwed around with a nurse. It became a deal.

Taub : My partners found out and I resigned.

Taub : There. Happy?

House : If you could be a bit more descriptive, I'd be happier.

Taub : Some people pop pain pills,

Taub : I cheat.

Taub : We all have our vices.

Cuddy : Taub, I don't see it. Stay away from the family.

Cuddy : House, start steroids and stay away from his family.


Max : I've decided to go to Minsk without you.

-Wow. -lt won't be the same...

Max : ... but it will still be Minsk. Happy New Year.

-Are you all right? -Yeah, l' m fine. I' m fine.

Come on.

Phoebe : -You' re going to Minsk. -No, l' m not going to Minsk.

Phoebe : You are so going to Minsk.

Phoebe : You belong in Minsk. You can't stay here just for me.

If I go, I have to break up with you.

David : -And I can't break up with you. -Yes, you can.

Just say, " Phoebe, I love you, but my work is my life.

That's what I have to do. "

And I say, "Your work? How can you say that? "

Then you say, " I have no choice. Can't you understand that? "


Ted : It's pancakes day.


- Can't get a meat--

- I can not believe how tender and juicy that beef is.

Latin music

It's a little bit of a dangerous move,

but I'm willing to attempt it.

One final spoon of the precious, precious,

the precious, precious juice.

- This is the accompany.

Oh my God.


Make sure he's not dehydrated. And, Steve,

Callie : next time you have a cold, you might want to skip the race.

Izzie : Never.

Izzie : You gonna be OK working on a cancer case?

George : - Yeah. Why? - Because of your dad.

George : - Callie! Hey. - Hi. Sorry. Busy. Izzie.


Rachel : What is she doing here?

Rachel : Last time you went out with her you said she was a dud!

I judged her too quickly. This time, we took it to the next level.

Rachel : Last time I almost got fired. You must end it. You must end it now.

It's not an everyday occurrence!

Usually I'm in there by myself.

Promise.

-Rachel, aren't you running late? -No

-You are if you pick me up a bagel. -Okay.

Promise you will end this now.


Baron : This is a dark day.

A sad chapter in the history of Baron's All-American Beauty Pageant.

Kayla Baron : Victor, this is just awful.


... by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal.

Rachel : Oh, my God!

Phoebe : You'd put that poor little creature in jail?


there is no more time

there is no more time

there is no more time the renovation

the renovation

the renovation every piece be here that second about

every piece be here that second about

every piece be here that second about this morning

this morning

this morning all all almost complete

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] take

take

take [Music]

[Music]


bite of that one compact enough that you know it looks like a white carrot or

know it looks like a white carrot or

know it looks like a white carrot or ready mmm kind of had the carrot flavor

ready mmm kind of had the carrot flavor

ready mmm kind of had the carrot flavor though yeah yeah mmm delicious

though yeah yeah mmm delicious

though yeah yeah mmm delicious yeah


Cuddy : Just tell him you feel like crap.

House : It'd be meaningless.

Cuddy : Well, then find some meaning. And do something.

Thirteen : She's got a neurological problem.

Foreman : Surgical complication?

Taub : Don't think so, she keeps on blinking.

Taub : Her heart's not recovering either.

Foreman : So the pregnancy was a coincidence?

Pulse's down to 39, she's maxed out on atropine.

Thirteen : We're installing a pacing wire to...

Thirteen : Avoid that. We need some help in here!

Foreman : Page House.

Taub : Already paged him. Page him again.

Wilson : It's for you.

House : If I told you that I was sorry, would it change anything?

Wilson : I wouldn't believe you.

House : If you believed me.

Wilson : It's hard to imagine such a world.

House : I'm going home

House : until you agree to stay at this hospital.

Wilson : You can't be... That's blackmail. And to do your job?

Foreman : Why not hold a gun to your own head?

House : Your conscience bleeds more freely than my head.

House : Text. Patient's in cardiac arrest. Ouchy.

Wilson : You'd jeopardize a patient because of my...

House : If it keeps you here.

House : Your friendship matters more to me than this patient.


Beckett : we might not be able to solve his murder.

Cynthia : If preservation is discontinued,

he's gonna be gone forever.

Beckett : With all due respect, he already is gone forever.

BOYD : Lester would dispute that.

He and I have been colleagues at Hudson for 20 years now,

Philip Boyd : and he's a true believer.

Philip Boyd : For him, the keys to life extension,

Philip Boyd : to reversing death itself, were within reach,

Philip Boyd : so he would never give up his chance at revival.

Cynthia : Do you know why he chose to focus on life extension?

Cynthia : We fell madly in love with each other.

Cynthia : He told me that one lifetime together wasn't enough.

Cynthia : He wanted more.

Cynthia : So do I.

Beckett : Mrs. Hamilton, we think that whoever killed your husband

Beckett : might have stolen his briefcase.

Cynthia : Do you know what was in it?


Lily : What?

Lily : So, you'll probably quit GNB in a couple years, right?

Marshall : Affirmatootly.

Lily : And become an environmental lawyer?

Marshall : Yepskerdoodles.

Lily : Hey, by the way, do you like this scarf?

Marshall : Posititochadochmecochepopocha.

Marshall : Lawyered.

Lily : Okay, that's also a made-up word.

Marshall : Okay. Lily, what do you want from me?

Marshall : I want you to be the person I fell in love with.

Barney roars


Monica : I'm Joan Collins.

Who?

Andre should be there in about 45 minutes.

Yes, sir, the kimonos are extra.

Alrighty. Bye-bye.


at this that's just a preview because ah I never looked forward to finishing my

I never looked forward to finishing my

I never looked forward to finishing my meals so much in my life so I can get

meals so much in my life so I can get

meals so much in my life so I can get onto the desserts but as much I say I am

onto the desserts but as much I say I am looking forward to the dessert I'm gonna

looking forward to the dessert I'm gonna enjoy this process so let's go round one


Lily : and plow her like a cornfield.


No more tan, no more beaded braids,

No more lush,

Untamed forest of leg and armpit hair.

You're back at work.

What gives?

Well, I have to have a job.

"I have to have a job."

God, that's so american.

I'm canadian. You know that.

What about the important things like making your own jewelry

And lying on the beach

And thinking about peace?

God, don't you care

About thinking about peace?

Lily : Wow.

I just realized something.

That you've lost your way.

Ted : No,

That you really suck.

You're boring and lame

And you're getting sand everywhere.

Seriously, where is all the sand coming from?


Boyd : That's God's job.

Cameron : I'll keep that in mind.

Cameron : - His urine is dilute. - What does that mean?


House : If nobody does anything, sick people often gets sicker.

Do you think it's remotely possible they had sex?

Wilson : They're both single. It's still legal in the blue states.

House : She barely knows him.

Wilson : You know, in some cultures,

Wilson : hiring people to steal someone's underpants is considered wooing.

Wilson : You should move there, because here it's just, you know, creepy.

This was no woo. This was an effective test!

Wilson : This is beneath my skills.

Kutner : Kidneys are shutting down.

Kutner : Led to a sodium deficiency and caused him to seize.

Kidney failure means that I was right about amyloidosis.

13 : Except that nothing in his medical history remotely indicates amyloidosis.

Kutner : So, kidney failure proves I'm right about the bad blood.

House : Bad blood doesn't explain the heart or the liver.

Kutner : His major symptoms didn't start until after we transfused him.

His cardiac arrest's no longer considered a major symptom?

Kutner : Not when it's caused by drowning.

House : So your new theory is that you were an idiot to take this case.

Kutner : Yes. Can I go test that theory now?

House : Waste of time. He needs a bone marrow transplant for the amyloidosis.

Wilson : You'd have to irradiate him first.

Wilson : If they're right about the blood,

Wilson : you'd be destroying his immune system for nothing.

Wilson : Which could be a good thing. Does he have a really crappy life?

House : Go prove I'm right. Do a subcutaneous fat biopsy.


Esposito : That bad, huh?

Castle : No, no, no. We slept like babies.

Beckett : Yeah, up every hour.

RYAN : Where's the little guy?

Beckett : Martha and Alexis offered to babysit him.

Beckett : They said they're gonna make a day out of it.

So, where are we on, um...

- ESPOSITO : Child Services? - Child Services.

Esposito : Still no reports of a missing baby,

Esposito : but while you two were bouncing junior on your knee,

Esposito : CSU reports came in.

Ryan : Whoever was there cleaned up after themselves.

Ryan : The place was wiped down for prints.

Beckett : What about that fire?


Esposito : The foreman said that Nick asked for the time off

Esposito : after he was visited by a woman.

Esposito : A woman who looked a lot like Vivien Marchand.

Castle : So Vivien was putting her plan into action.

Castle : She'd bring Nick down to her office,

then she'd call Cody Donnelly, have him bring his camera crew.

Castle : She would confront Nick about Emilio Casillas' murder

and capture it all on film.

Beckett : Vivien was about to solve Emilio's murder.

Beckett : And then be returned to her former glory

Beckett : as New York's most famous psychic medium.

Castle : It's a pretty bold move.

Beckett : But how did she get on to Emilio's murder in the first place?


Janice : So do we have the best friends, or what?

Chandler : Joey's not a friend. He's...

Chandler : ...a stupid man who left us his credit card.


But it's all been worth it

for this little baby girl.

Who's fast- who hasn't really cried. She's so good.

[A : ] She's the same as the other two.

[J : ] She is.

I thought maybe this time, but no.

She's so good.


Chase : What's the first step?

Park : - Palpate the SCM. - Where?

Park : Middle third of the neck.

Chase : I'm happy I knew you.

Chase : So am I.

Robert.

Twenty-four-year-old water treatment worker

Foreman : with pyrexia and double vision.

A mystery.

How'd he get sick working in a sewer?

Ed Norton was the picture of health.


Leonard : I was unstoppable.

Leonard : I mean, I was... I was on fire.

Leonard : It was like my mind and my body were totally connected,

like-like athletes must feel when they're in the zone.

Penny : Again, it was miniature golf.

Leonard : Admit it, you're a little turned on.

Penny : You can't be this proud.

Leonard : Why not?

Penny : Because I beat you.

Leonard : Hey. Hi.

Sheldon : Oh, good. You're back.

Amy : We have some exciting news.


Rachel : He's not asking me out because he wants me to ask him out.

And you won't do that.

Rachel : That's right!

Because that would give him the control.

So now he comes up with this "I've got a party" thing...

Rachel : ...to get me to hint for an invitation.

Rachel : Blew up in his face, didn't it?

Monica : So there is no party?

Rachel : No, there's a party. There's a party.

Rachel : But the power?

Rachel : That is still up for grabs.

Rachel : You follow me?

Monica : I think so.

So he won't invite you to his party because he likes you?

Exactly!

Then why didn't he invite me?


House : That gives you a valuable bargaining chip.

You could've had me doing dishes for a week.

Okay.

Wilson : The allergic reaction happened while she was in a clean room.

Why does she have a clean room in her home?

House : Heart transplant. Immune system's in the toilet.

So Mommy builds her little angel a John Travolta-quality bubble.

Foreman : Six months after the transplant.

Foreman : She doesn't need to be confined to a clean room.

House : Six months without putting out,

House : Dr. Cuddy doesn't need to wear thong panties, but it's not our call.

Cuddy : I was wondering when you'd get around to my panties.

She's had four days of workups.

Cuddy : They've tested everyone who came anywhere near that room,

Cuddy : everything in the room.

House : It's like an Agatha Christie mystery.

Chase : Maybe it's not what was there, it's what she was doing.

House : Exercise allergy. Love it.

House : What sort of exercise could a strapping young man

House : and a nubile teenage nymphet possibly...

Cuddy : Mom was in the room within seconds.

Chase : So the boyfriend brought in an allergen and is lying about it.

Cameron : Or the girl snuck out, and she's lying about that.

House : Or the parents are lying about the room being clean.

Cuddy : These are your big ideas? Somebody's lying?


Sheldon : Thank you for driving me to work.

You know this is my day off, Sheldon?

Sheldon : Oh, good, I'm not keeping you from anything.

- Your check-engine light is on. - Mm-hm.

Sheldon : Typically that's an indicator to, you know, check your engine.

Penny : It's fine. It's been on for like a month.

Sheldon : Well, actually, that would be all the more reason to, you know, check your engine.

- Sheldon, it's fine. - If it were fine, the light wouldn't be on.

Sheldon : That's why the manufacturer installed that light, to let you know it's not fine.

Penny : Maybe the light's broken.

Sheldon : Is there a check-the-check-engine-light light?

Sheldon : Oh.

Penny : What?

Sheldon : Studies have shown that performing tasks such as eating, talking on a phone...

Sheldon : ...or drinking coffee while driving reduces one's reaction time...

Sheldon : ...by the same factor as an ounce of alcohol.

- Do you have any alcohol? - Of course not.


Ryan : Tyler's nobody.

Um, well, you see... Okay, Jenny and I, we're looking to have a new nanny.

Ryan : Or in Tyler's case, a manny.

What?

Esposito : Stop it. You're, like, the worst liar ever.

Esposito : Who is this guy?

Ryan : He's Lanie's new boyfriend.

Ryan : She wanted me to check him out. But not to tell you.


Robin : I have never seen you guys looking so at peace.

Robin : To Lily and Marshall.

Marshall : Thank you.


Rachel : Why? Do you not like them?

Ross : Marcel is an illegal exotic animal.

I'm not allowed to have him. If they find him, they'll take him away.

Well, now, see, you never ever told us that.

Because I never expected you to invite them to the apartment!


Lily : Sure, it's mostly cheese, mayonnaise and jelly beans, but it counts.

Ted : At least someone's helping.

Ted : We haven't made Marshall laugh once.

Barney : Showing videos of guys

Ted : getting hit in the nuts wasn't going to do anything.

Barney : - I'm just stupid. - Stupid.

Barney : What we need to do is hit each other in the nuts.


James : Have you met my straight brother, barney?

James : Oh, he is fab... Don't you go nowhere...

James : "ulous." okay?

Ted voix off : And barney always returned the favor.

Barney : Help, I don't think he's breathing.

Barney : Does anyone know mouth-to-mouth?

Man : Oh, my god, I do!

Barney : Okay, great. How 'bout you instead?

Barney : Oh, man, I am so excited that you're here!

Barney : It has been forever since I have been around

Barney : Anyone even remotely fun.

Barney : Uh, yes offense.

James : You guys are still going out with us tonight, right?


Raj : Oh, my God, Kenny G.

Raj : This woman can read me like a book.

Raj : I can't believe I bought my soul mate at Glendale Galleria.

I don't know if I wanna stay.

Penny : This is amazing. How did you even get this idea?

I called your dad. I asked what things you liked to do when you were a kid.


You're a trooper. Punch it.


Barney : Is because I've decided

Barney : That it's time for me to meet my real father.

Ted : Your father?

Marshall : That's right.

Barney : My father...

Barney : Is bob barker.


aroma all the onions and the carrots and I I talked to the guys they were so

I I talked to the guys they were so

I I talked to the guys they were so hospitable we can go through the inside

hospitable we can go through the inside

hospitable we can go through the inside there this is the signature Samarqand

there this is the signature Samarqand

there this is the signature Samarqand club it's different from the other

club it's different from the other

club it's different from the other version we've had in tashkent but this

version we've had in tashkent but this

version we've had in tashkent but this the rice is cooked separately from the

the rice is cooked separately from the

the rice is cooked separately from the carrots all of that is just dude braised

carrots all of that is just dude braised carrots and it looks like dark used

carrots and it looks like dark used

carrots and it looks like dark used motor oil but that's flaxseed black

motor oil but that's flaxseed black

motor oil but that's flaxseed black flaxseed oil and he pulled out a chunk

flaxseed oil and he pulled out a chunk

flaxseed oil and he pulled out a chunk of the meat is that landlord it's a big

of the meat is that landlord it's a big

of the meat is that landlord it's a big roll it's a beef okay yeah giant chunks

roll it's a beef okay yeah giant chunks

roll it's a beef okay yeah giant chunks of it to be just simmered and you can

of it to be just simmered and you can

of it to be just simmered and you can also see there's raisins in there as

also see there's raisins in there as

also see there's raisins in there as you're really chickpeas this is our

you're really chickpeas this is our

you're really chickpeas this is our version so he's putting first layer

[Music]


Kate Beckett : So, what makes you so sure

Kate Beckett : that Alexis isn't serious about this guy?

Richard Castle : Well, I haven't met him or approved of him yet,

Richard Castle : so it can't be serious.

Richard Castle : All suitors must be met and intimidated by me, personally,

Richard Castle : before they can be considered for official boyfriend status.

Lanie Parish : I would not do that.


Foreman : Denial's not unusual for a first reaction.

Chase : Or it could be a symptom. Some lymphomas affect cognition.

Foreman : If it is denial, she needs time to process.

Foreman : If it's a symptom, hopefully treatment with the vaccine will help.

Chase : Hey, Sandy.

Chase : Can I borrow your car?

Chase : She gave me the keys.

Thirteen : You're a doctor, she was doing you a favor.

Chase : She barely knows me.

Chase : I've been deluding myself that I'm actually connecting with people.

Thirteen : The first person I ever fell in love with turned out to be a total tool.

Thirteen : He came across all funny and charming and thoughtful,

Thirteen : but it was an act.

Thirteen : He saw something he wanted

Thirteen : and he knew he had to behave a certain way to get it.

Thirteen : In retrospect, the fact that I was 17 and he was 30 should've been a clue.

Thirteen : Figuring out who people are takes time.

And it takes twice as much time if they're trying to impress you.

Thirteen : Now, I could take from this that anyone who loans me their car

Thirteen : has an ulterior motive,

Thirteen : or I can accept that it's just a nice thing to do,

Thirteen : and take people as they come.

Thirteen : You wanna do the first injection?


Leonard : That's it. It's Sheldon's bedtime.

Leonard : He is in for the night.

Penny : Wow. I cannot believe we are alone in our own apartment.

Leonard : It's weird.

Leonard : This must be how parents feel

Leonard : when their kid goes off to college.

Leonard : Unless they feel sad-- then it's different.

Penny : So, what do you want to do?

Leonard : I know exactly what we are gonna do.

Penny : Really? You're a genius,

Penny : and that's the first thing you come up with?

Leonard : Hey, Sheldon's not here,

Leonard : so we are going to put on music

Leonard : and dance in our underwear.

Penny : Ugh. Can we just have sex?

Leonard : Oh, don't worry.

Leonard : Once you see my sweet moves, sex is inevitable.


Paul : Are you okay?

You don't look old enough to have a 20-year-old daughter.

Paul : Well, we were very young when we had her.

-We? -It usually takes two people to...

Rachel : Oh, no! Yes! Of course. I know that!

What I meant was are you still "we" or are you just you?

I'm just me.

Paul : My wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.

Rachel : So you raised her all on your own?

Paul : Yes, I did.

-What are you writing there? -I'm drawing a picture of you.

Well, that's very flattering.

But it'd be great if you could draw me with some clothes and a head.


Thirteen : I know the guy running the drug trial, so I get a spot.

Foreman : You have Huntington's, so you get a spot. Stop.

Foreman : One more time. Just the fingers, no mouth.

Thirteen : The point of this thing is to improve neural cell longevity,

Thirteen : which doesn't matter much before symptoms,

Thirteen : so you should give my spot to someone...

Foreman : Shut up.

Stop.

Foreman : You can stop feeling guilty.

Foreman : Your best tapping rate was.004 taps per millisecond.

Foreman : Means your nerves have started degenerating.

You want to work in here? Fine. Me, too.

House : We'll split the desk 50-50. That side's yours, this side's mine.

Cuddy : You're right.

Cuddy : There's plenty of space here, neither one of us needs all of it.

House : That's your strategy? Taking the high road? It's not going to work.

Cuddy : Huh? Did you say something?

Cuddy : I couldn't hear you from all the way over here on my side of the desk.

Patient's heart stopped.

Kutner : We shocked her back to sinus rhythm, she's stable.

Kutner : Test didn't set it off, her EKG was normal.


House : Taub confessed to telling Foreman to protect the patient.

House : Adams confessed to protect Taub.

House : Your confession was just piling on.

There was no rational reason for you to have done ii.

Chase : And my punishment will be nothing.

Chase : You wanted me to tell Foreman.

Chase : Your ability to solve puzzles is the only thing that matters to you.

Chase : And you're smart enough to know even you'll lose your edge at some point.

Chase : You want to make sure someone's there when you do.

House : If that were true,

House : why are Li'l Chase's little cousins


and I just completely melted Oh dad okay buttery would be an understatement

buttery would be an understatement

buttery would be an understatement that is like like cushy boilie but like

that is like like cushy boilie but like

that is like like cushy boilie but like here that's that's insane I have had

here that's that's insane I have had

here that's that's insane I have had wanagi before but nothing of this

wanagi before but nothing of this

wanagi before but nothing of this gourmet of this level of this quality

gourmet of this level of this quality

gourmet of this level of this quality that that is seriously just it's

that that is seriously just it's

that that is seriously just it's actually like hard to even believe how

actually like hard to even believe how

actually like hard to even believe how how creamy how soft how

how creamy how soft how

how creamy how soft how melt-in-your-mouth that is that is that

melt-in-your-mouth that is that is that

melt-in-your-mouth that is that is that is the bite that everybody waits in line

is the bite that everybody waits in line for here that's at sensational another

for here that's at sensational another

for here that's at sensational another notable component wanagi here is the

notable component wanagi here is the

notable component wanagi here is the sauce

sauce

sauce how do not give before in previous

how do not give before in previous

how do not give before in previous places and the sauce the sauce is more

places and the sauce the sauce is more

places and the sauce the sauce is more overpowering it's more more salty more

overpowering it's more more salty more

overpowering it's more more salty more sweet this sauce is very very light you


Rachel : Well, I gotta get up early, and it's almost 7 : 00.

Joey : -I gotta go to my room. -Good night!

Rachel : Good night!

-I can't do it! -I didn't ask you to do it!

-You're Rachel! -You're Joey!

-You're my friend! -Right back at you.

Yeah. Plus, it would be wrong, and weird and bad!

So bad! But I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't ask you to do anything!

Ross : I know!

Joey : -You wanna do it? -No!

-I'm just testing you! -Well, that's the end of this conversation!

Joey : -This conversation never happened! -Never happened!

Rachel : -Good night! -Good night!


Just heard from the team at Castle's loft.

Esposito : Nothing yet.

Beckett : So it's gonna happen just like Tyson said, huh?

I'm not going to be able to save him in time.

Esposito : We're not done yet.

Jav,

how secure is Holding?

Esposito : Whoa, you're not even thinking about that.

Beckett : We're talking about his life. We can't let them take him.

Esposito : Are you crazy? It would never work. You'll never even get out of Holding.

Beckett : - Tyson did it. - Because nobody was looking for him.

Esposito : He had weeks to plan it, maybe even longer.

Esposito : I know how you feel about the guy.

Esposito : I love him, too. But there's nothing we can do.

Beckett.

They're here.


dissipated in my mouth

Incredible use of spices so fall off the bone center

this porridge

The, whole indian section seriously half the dishes don't need, a shoe the noodles rush everything flavors so

Well this is the noodle salad with seafood

Measuring a good, cop. You gotta try to pressure not just

Teach like, any ish so freshly cooked his doughy i loved a little charred on the outside


Looking good! Okay!

Cider's mulling, turkey's turkeying, yams are yamming....

What?

Ross : I don't know. It's just not the same without Mom in the kitchen.

Get out and stop annoying me!

Oh, that's closer.

Rachel : I got the tickets!


In Spanish, lo siento. In Latin, mea culpa.

Beckett : Okay. You're apologizing. I get it.

Castle : Yes. Because I have been keeping something from you.

Castle : That your subconscious mind picked up on

Castle : and caused you to have a dream that I betrayed you in some way.

Beckett : Castle, I thought that we said

we weren't going to keep any more secrets.

Castle : I know, and I just...

Castle : I consider this more of a surprise than a secret.

But I should've known better

Castle : than to try and surprise the world's greatest detective.

Castle : After Batman.

Beckett : What's behind the sheet?

Castle : Kate, you've been going through a lot of changes

Castle : these past few years. You gave up your place.

Castle : You got married, and you became a captain.

But some of the things you love have fallen by the wayside,

Castle : including one thing that's been gathering dust in your father's garage.

Castle : - You didn't. - I did.

Oh!

Castle : I had it completely restored.

I...

Castle : Sit on it.

Beckett : I... I just...

Castle : I think you should take the bike on a cross-country trip.

Castle : It's something you've always wanted to do.

Beckett : This is amazing. I love this.

But I don't want to do this alone.

Beckett : - Why don't you get some lessons? - I was hoping you'd say that.

Because I already got my license and I bought a bike.

It's at the garage at the office.

- I love you. Yeah. - I love you.

Castle : Does this mean

Castle : that you won't be having any more bad dreams about me tonight?

No, 'cause we're not sleeping tonight.

Uh-uh.

Beckett : Bring the helmet.


can't even pods there is milk and things - underneath here and a lot more than

- underneath here and a lot more than

- underneath here and a lot more than that that mochi shaped eyes red bean all

that that mochi shaped eyes red bean all in one spoonful and top that off with a

in one spoonful and top that off with a

in one spoonful and top that off with a honeydew that delicious bite this

honeydew that delicious bite this

honeydew that delicious bite this literally looks like a bean zu snowman

literally looks like a bean zu snowman

literally looks like a bean zu snowman melted and it became like this

when is a logon I mean there's so much

when is a logon I mean there's so much

when is a logon I mean there's so much going on in that fight and got the show

going on in that fight and got the show

going on in that fight and got the show of the shaved ice the crunchiness of the

of the shaved ice the crunchiness of the honeydew pink and you to further you got

honeydew pink and you to further you got the beans you got the motif this dessert

the beans you got the motif this dessert is like an iceberg 90 percent of what's

is like an iceberg 90 percent of what's

is like an iceberg 90 percent of what's going on is really below the surface


Colin should go get to the donkey can

Colin should go get to the donkey can the truck pull the hot dog with nobody

the truck pull the hot dog with nobody

the truck pull the hot dog with nobody on it and still make it across

[Laughter]


Leonard : Keep going, buddy. You're doing great.

Amy : Sheldon, I'm your girlfriend and you should have taken my side.

Amy : That's it. End of story. Good night.

Sheldon : Wow, Amy's mad and Leonard was right.

Sheldon : What a weird day.

Penny : Hey, sorry this took so long. But you used to work here.


[Music]


Leonard : We're not encouraging. It's more like knuckling under.

I like hanging out but I'm not gonna apologize for something I didn't do.

Leonard : Well, actually, technically you did do it.

Penny : That's strike one, Leonard.

Penny : Here you go. Quesadilla.

Penny : Salad.

Penny : Here's your pizza.

Penny : And thanks to Sheldon's heated discussion with my manager...

Sheldon : ...barbecue bacon cheeseburger, barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.

Penny : Thank you.

Penny : Go ahead. Eat it.

Penny : I dare you.

Howard : That's it. There's the house. I found America's top models!


soft rock music

We arrived to the boat noodle restaurant,

and immediately, what I love about boat noodle restaurants,

the first thing is that you can immediately smell

the aroma of cinnamon, and kind of a sweet, spice aroma.

Let's eat some boat noodles.

foreign language

Here's something that's kind of cool.

They have a hanging bouquet of fried pork skins.


feel a little a little dizzy after being in there oh and I think this is where

in there oh and I think this is where

in there oh and I think this is where the procession was from the Korean

the procession was from the Korean

the procession was from the Korean traditional culture Experience Center so

traditional culture Experience Center so you can come in here I don't know it's

you can come in here I don't know it's

you can come in here I don't know it's kind of like a cross between a museum I

kind of like a cross between a museum I

kind of like a cross between a museum I think things are for sale too but it's

think things are for sale too but it's

think things are for sale too but it's more of almost like a traditional Korean


Amy : Why is nothing easy with him?

Leonard : Look, here's the thing you need to understand about Sheldon :

Leonard : he's the worst.

Amy : I prefer to think of it as high-maintenance.

Leonard : I prefer to think of myself as five-ten,

Leonard : but I still need to get all my pants hemmed.

Amy : I guess I should have known what I was getting myself into.


maybe one more one more just in case

maybe one more one more just in case there we go beautiful look at after off

there we go beautiful look at after off

there we go beautiful look at after off [Music]

well what a salty liquid meat rough end

well what a salty liquid meat rough end

well what a salty liquid meat rough end up doom and the sour cream and a little

up doom and the sour cream and a little

up doom and the sour cream and a little bit of chili okay let's try the bread

bit of chili okay let's try the bread

bit of chili okay let's try the bread well that's a solid piece of Reggie

well that's a solid piece of Reggie

well that's a solid piece of Reggie really Hardy drip I think I'd give it

really Hardy drip I think I'd give it

really Hardy drip I think I'd give it [Music]


What?

Rachel : -I think he's stealing from me. -Why?

Rachel : Because he's stealing from me!

Phoebe : Hi, it's me...

Phoebe : ...and soup.

I just saw Josh. He looked so yummy in your leather jacket.

Phoebe : I don't eat chicken, so it's just noodle soup.

Phoebe : There's no chicken in the broth, so it's really just noodle water.

Monica : -Thank you so much. -Sure.

Kathy : What are you doing?

Phoebe : I need your germs. I want my cold back.

Phoebe : I miss my sexy voice.

Monica : Sorry, Phoebe.

Phoebe : It's okay.

Phoebe : How's the soup?


Joey : - Hey. - Hey.

I'm never gonna find a roommate. Ever.

Phoebe : Nobody good?

Well, let's see. There was the guy with the ferrets.

That's plural.

The spitter. And the guy who enjoyed my name so much...

Chandler : ...he felt the need to make a noise every time he said it.

"Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing. Bing!"

"Great apartment, Chandler Bing. Bing!"

Ross : - How many more do you have tomorrow? - Two.

Chandler : This photographer who seemed really dull...

Chandler : ...and this actor guy who I'm not sure about because...

...when I answered the phone "Chandler Bing"...

...he said, "Whoa! Short message!"

Monica : Foot on the floor or come over no more.


I love you.

laughing

I feel like any normal wife would be strangling

their husband at this point.

laughing

- The reason I'm not is because you're holding a camera.

- Oh yeah, very expensive camera I'm holding.

Irreplaceable honestly, so I'm just gonna hold

it right here close to my face.

- [Jim] Papa's not.

Oh yeah, Papa's not.

Papa's not!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, it was his idea.

screaming

It was his idea.

- Whose idea was it?

- [Jim] It was his.

- It was Ollie's idea.

screaming


exactly here

we do that okay clean that I feel like

we do that okay clean that I feel like

we do that okay clean that I feel like they did that purposely against me

they did that purposely against me

they did that purposely against me controlling me


up after you stay tuned

up after you stay tuned do you see a robot in our house that's

do you see a robot in our house that's

do you see a robot in our house that's gotta clean up a vo and this my friends

gotta clean up a vo and this my friends

gotta clean up a vo and this my friends is the robot thrill of a dirty because

is the robot thrill of a dirty because

is the robot thrill of a dirty because obviously it was sitting on a building

obviously it was sitting on a building

obviously it was sitting on a building site because I was gonna test it out but


So that's Rachel, the girl you've been writing all those songs about?

Might want to rethink the lyrics to "She Feels Weird Since I've Been Gone."

Big Nosed Rachel : I cannot believe Chip dumped me for that slut Nancy Branson!

Big Nosed Rachel : I am never going out with him again. I don't care how much he begs.

Fat Monica : His begging days are over, now that he's with Nancy Branson.

Big Nosed Rachel : I've just had it with high-school boys.

Big Nosed Rachel : They're just silly.

They're just silly, stupid boys.

I'll start dating men.

Ross : I'm sorry, Judy.

Ross : I couldn't find that bowl you and Jack were looking for.

Fat Monica : Call them Mom and Dad, you loser.


Castle : First your mom and her colleagues, then Raglan, then McCallister.

Castle : You know they're coming for you next.

Beckett : Captain Montgomery's got a protective detail on me.

Beckett : Wasn't that hard to spot.

Castle : That's not going to be enough to stop Lockwood, you know that.

Think about what they're up against. Professional killers?

Castle : I've been working with you for three years, you know me.

Castle : I'm the guy who says we can move that rubber tree plant,

Castle : but you know what, Beckett? I don't think we're gonna win this.

Beckett : Castle, they killed my mother. What do you want me to do here?


Bernadette : I love that you have the confidence

Bernadette : to speak, even without giving it an ounce of thought.

Howard : And I love how your hair is always on the soap.

Howard : It's like washing myself with a hamster.

knocking on door

Raj : Hey, guys. Sorry I am so late.

Raj : I was on the phone with my mother.

Bernadette : Oh, how is she?

Raj : Pretty good.

Raj : She bought the book Eat, Pray, Love

Raj : and used it to set my father's Mercedes on fire.

Raj : So, what's up with you guys?

Howard : We're just saying all the things we love about each other.

Raj : Oh, like you and I did at couples therapy.


Alex : She's not Ava anymore. She's Rebecca now. I barely know her.

Addison : Look at me. Look at me.

Addison : You suck.

Addison : To me, you suck. I kind of hate you.

But, Alex?

We do not get unlimited chances

Addison : to have the things we want. And this I know.

Addison : Nothing is worse

Addison : than missing an opportunity that could have changed your life.

And no matter what her name is, she'll always be Ava to you.

Dr. Bailey?

Bailey : - You didn't go to the wedding either. - No.

I am so sorry, George.

RVO : So...

George : What do I do now?


In the interview, you could mention, I don't know, "gal pal Rachel Green."

Is that "gal pal" spelled L-O-S-E-R?

- Okay, don't listen to him. Please? - Fine, all right, I'll do it.

You have to be there to stop me if I say something stupid.


she's always off to the side it'll go

she's always off to the side it'll go Peep has lost her sheep

Peep has lost her sheep

Peep has lost her sheep she doesn't know where to find


It's the fun of a relationship.

House : You get the sex, the dinners,

videogame partnership.

House : I also get a full night's sleep.

Wilson : Okay. Taking it slow. That could work.

Wilson : You are spending time with the kid.

House : As little as possible. That is one boring child.

Wilson : House, she's a toddler. I know.

House : Grading on a curve. It's that bad.

You think you were a scintillating wit at two and a half?

House : I wasn't trying to eat shoes.

House : Cuddy could have adopted a golden retriever.

Wilson : Yeah, things are definitely going great.

House : We'll get to it when we get to it.

Wilson : You really like these, or are you just avoiding a touchy conversation?

Nah. This one's too metrosexual,

this one is too heterosexual.

Wilson : They're identical.

Wilson : Do you even want my input?

No.

Wilson : Then why did you invite me?

House : Who would drive my car home if I buy a bike?


Why do you talk?!

Barney : He needs her password.

It's not like he has her password.


dip it in, and eat it.

- [Trevor] All into this.

- [Mark] See the yellowness from that?

- [Trevor] Oh yeah, look.

Oh, it's like a spoon.

- Mmm. - Mmm.

Oh!


Beckett : Yeah. I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often.

Castle : Is that America's dad, Bobby Stark?

Castle : What's he doing here?

He's the pageant host.

Beckett : Please don't tell me that you watch his sitcom.


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host abundantly perfect

host abundantly perfect

host abundantly perfect [Music]


Bernadette : You're so brave. I'm proud of you.


amazing and that's what's also cool is

amazing and that's what's also cool is just like a community of awesome people

just like a community of awesome people

just like a community of awesome people that show up every Saturday afternoon

that show up every Saturday afternoon

that show up every Saturday afternoon for reporting and this is this is really

for reporting and this is this is really like specialty lambs this is history


But it just... It does change you.

BAILEY : I got tired.

BAILEY : I got busy, and I stopped teaching.

BAILEY : I stopped teaching when you needed a teacher the most.

IZZIE : You couldn't have stopped me.

BAILEY : Yes, I could have. You couldn't have stopped you, but I could have.

BAILEY : And in the past, I would have.

MR. HERNANDEZ : I went soft.

BAILEY : And I'm partly to blame for what happened, so...

BAILEY : I want you to come back.

BAILEY : You'll talk to the chief. We'll work it out,

BEN : because you're... talented and you're capable,

BAILEY : and we all make mistakes.

BAILEY : And it's enough muffins.

MEREDITH : We can try to let go of what was.

ADDISON : I thought you were room service.

DEREK : I feel terrible.

DEREK : I'm not proud of what I did.

DEREK : You deserve better.

DEREK : And I'm sorry about the...

DEREK : Sorry about the panties.

DEREK : The prom.

DEREK : I'm sorry I did that.

BAILEY : Yeah.

ADDISON : I'm sorry you did that too.

DEREK : Our marriage is over.

ADDISON : Yeah, I guess it is.

DEREK : It's all my fault.


Ross : Plus tip, divided by six...

Ross : Everyone owes 28 bucks.


Beckett : Please. We just need to reach him. We know that he's in town.

Beckett : You helped him because you knew that he was in danger,

Beckett : and we're in the same danger now.

Pressing : I'm sorry, you're wasting your time, and mine.

Castle : Doctor, we can make a lot more noise.

Castle : Is that what you want? Is that what he wants?

Castle, we got to go.

Beckett : My picture shouldn't be on the news. Not for this. Not this fast.

Beckett : - Bracken? - Yeah.

We got to get the hell out of here.

Beckett : Castle, stairwell.

CELLPHONE RINGING


Allison Cameron : you tried to infect me,

Allison Cameron : because you knew I'd fight for you

Allison Cameron : if I thought I was dying, too.

Are you bringing this up now so I'll forgive you for messing with my patient?

Allison Cameron : I'm happy I changed jobs.

Allison Cameron : But I know I'll never have that sort of

excitement.

Eric Foreman : You miss people trying to kill you?

No.

Allison Cameron : I miss people doing whatever it takes to get the job done.

Allison Cameron : I guess that's why I'm having trouble giving it up.

Allison Cameron : I shouldn't have helped them mess with your patient.

Eric Foreman : They had to screw with me. I've gotten everything wrong.

Allison Cameron : I don't believe it.

Allison Cameron : You're not gonna get everything right.

Allison Cameron : But you're never gonna get everything wrong.

Morning!


Phoebe : -Can you totally see through her shirt? -Like an x-ray.

Mike : Bad day not to wear a bra.


-Okay. l put most of the stuff away. -Oh, great. The pacifiers?

-lt's in the cupboard. -The burping cloths?

Ross : -Linen closet. -The diapers?

ln the hospital.

Phoebe : -Wow, you guys got a hospital? Fancy. -No, l left the diapers at the hospital.


House : I have an interview in two hours.

Wow.

House : Hand over my letter of recommendation.

Cuddy : Sorry, I haven't done it yet.

House : You have no right to sabotage...

Cuddy : I was busy with this.

Cuddy : It's a list of requirements for your methadone treatment.

Cuddy : Weekly drug tests, supervised doses administered on a precise schedule,

Cuddy : by me or one of the nurses.

House : Seems weird, getting my meds here,

House : when I'm working somewhere else.

Yes.

Cuddy : I'm offering you your job back.

House : I want a raise.

No.

House : And a bigger office, but in the same spot.

No.

Cuddy : We both know this is where you belong.

Okay.

Cuddy : Welcome back.


Park : I think he'd welcome the distraction.

Park : Come with me?


Foreman : Pale, diaphoretic, tachycardic.

Foreman : BP 80 over 40.

Foreman : Internal bleeding?

House : Get her out of here and scope her.

Jerry : - I'm sorry.

Chase : The colonoscopy didn't find the bleed,

so we gotta look by your liver.

Afsoun : Luca, please. We need to document everything.

Foreman : Hold this.

Foreman : I'm just below the celiac artery.

Foreman : No blood.

Chase : Could it be leaking into her thighs?

Foreman : No swelling, no asymmetry...

Chase : So where's the blood going?

Chase : Why are you looking down there?

Because I don't like beans.

Cuddy : You stood me up. Sorry.


Foreman : Heard about the diagnosis. Nice job.

Thirteen : Thanks. Why are you here so late?

Foreman : Discharge summary. Taub's handwriting isn't helping much.

Foreman : Apparently on the third day of admission,

Foreman : the patient underwent "rabbit thumping."


Penny arriving with a man in tow : I'm hoping.

Sheldon : Renaissance fair?

More of a medieval-slash- Age of Enlightenment...

Sheldon : ...slash- any-excuse-to-wear-a-codpiece fair.

Penny : Okay, fine, whatever. Um, you guys, this is my friend Eric.


WHISPERS Castle,

Kate Beckett : are you asleep?

Yes.

Beckett : Then why'd you answer me?

I'm sleep-talking. Also known as somniloquy.

Castle : - Just ignore me. - SIGHS

Beckett : I don't know what to do.

Castle : I have some ideas.

Beckett : No, Castle, I'm talking about my life. I don't know what to do about my life.

Beckett : I haven't been out of work since I was 15.

Beckett : I cannot believe that the FBI fired me.

Beckett : And I can't get my job back at the NYPD

Beckett : because of the Commissioner's stupid hiring freeze.

Beckett : I might as well just apply to become a mall cop.

Castle : Ooh. You would look great on a Segway.

Castle : You know, Beckett, you don't have to decide right away.

Beckett : Come on, Castle. What are you saying? What am I gonna do?

Beckett : Just sleep in every morning and screw around till the phone rings?

Beckett : - What kind of life is that? - Mine.

Sorry.

Castle : I just mean that you're with me now, you don't have to work.

Beckett : I don't need to work?

Beckett : Does that mean you're my sugar daddy?

Oh. Hold on, that didn't come out the...

Actually, I'm still sleep-talking.

Castle : I can't really be held responsible for whatever I say.

Pi : Wow, even when you're fighting, you two are super cute.

SIGHS Pi.

Pi : Morning, Mr. C, Mrs. C-to-be.

Pi : Hey, uh, do you mind if I borrow a razor?

Pi : Alexis gets all fired up when I shave with the one she uses for her legs.


That was one gross pigeon.

Oh, man. Why didn't l ask Joey to keep us apart?

You throw a meatball in the hallway, we'd be doing it like rabbits right now.

All right, you two. l'm gonna go to the bathroom.

l don't want anything going on while l'm gone.


Leonard : Really?

Leonard : Sure doesn't read that way.

Elizabeth : Here, let me show you.

[ELIZABETH CLEARS THROAT]

Elizabeth : When we consider the brightness of pulsating variable stars...


House he Turns Back, Amused : You're giving me an incentive to actually show up?

House he Turns Back, Amused : A personal, selfish incentive.

Wilson : I'm just making easy money.

Two hundred.

House he Walks Back To Wilson : How high did Cuddy authorize you to go?

Wilson with An Embarrassed Laugh : She... She...

Three.

Wilson with An Embarrassed Laugh : She really wants you there.

Why do people believe that I'm incapable of doing anything nice?


if you didn't know, there are some major fires

down in Southern California.

And there actually is one pretty close to Disney Land.

We checked the air quality,

and it says that it's moderate.

So I don't think that's too bad.

But just coming down into the valley,

Finn's really upset.

You can like literally see just like a haze of smoke.

And it's really kind of like eerie looking,

it's kind of weird.

Alright so we are driving passed a lot of the

Anaheim Hills fires that were on the freeway.

And this is so scary.

Like I can't believe how close this fire was

to where we're driving right now.

And you can see more up here even close to like

houses and stuff.

Ollie we made it to Disney Land,

and who do you see?


MARK : You know the one I like. Go easy on the mayo this time.

I think he's trying to kill me.

I don't see why I can't help with my dad's endoscopy.

BAILEY : What about "no working with family" do you not understand?

GEORGE : - I'm not asking to do the... - Fine.

BAILEY : Pick an intern.

BROTHER 1 : - What? - I'm being kind.

You want an intern assigned to your dad? Fine.

Who do you want? Right now. Pick an intern.


Ted : We've been waiting all day!

Robin : Just watch it without me.

Barney : Two dudes on the couch together watching porn? That's kind of weird.

It's not porn, it's a kids' show.

Ted : Two dudes watching a kids' show might be worse.


Robin : He's staying here? You're staying here?

Punchy : I know! It's so good, right? Feel like you're dreaming?

Punchy : But check your totem, brah. Punchy's here in the flesh.

Punchy : So, why don't we get one of these, Ted?

Punchy : Remember these? High school? Junior high?

Punchy : - Elementary school? Remember those? - Look, look, Punchy's here.

Punchy : Schmosby, remember when you dookied in your pants down by the lake?

Punchy : Unbelievable!

Punchy : Schmosby, remember when you dookied on our couch


Sheldon : Hey.

Mary : I will not have you be disrespectful to me.

Sheldon : Yes ma'am.

Amy : Sheldon, you're mother's an attractive woman.

You need to get used to the fact

Amy : that men are going to be interest in her.

Sheldon : Well.. and you need to drive the car and mind your business.


I don't want to leave it like this.

No, ted, it's okay.

We're good.

Ow!

Look, I know it sounds rough,

But stella's a mom.

I have to be responsible.

If I'm having these

Feelings now, what if they don't go away?

What if they just get worse and worse

And six months from now, I break up with her

Over tofu salmon at her sister's wedding?

I can't do that

To her. And I definitely can't do that

To her daughter.

It sucks, but I'm being the good guy here.

This is the right decision.

Which brings me back to the cab ride.


Sheldon : - By lying to them? - How is this lying?

Sheldon : A magic show is an inherently deceitful proposition.

"This is an ordinary top hat." "You've chosen that card freely."

"l do not have a set of lock picks lodged in my keister."

Can't you just enjoy the wonder?

Raj : Why must you peek behind the curtain, or up the butt?

Sheldon : If we poison the critical thinking facuIties of children...

Sheldon : ...by telling them rabbits come out of hats...

...then we create aduIts who believe in astrology and homeopathy...

...and Ryan Reynolds was a better choice for Green Lantern...

Sheldon : ...than lovable rogue Nathan Fillion.

Leonard : He's just gonna do a few magic tricks for some kids.

Leonard : I really don't think they're gonna end up liking the Green Lantern movie.

Howard : Don't be so hard on him, it's natural to be a little cranky when you have...


Ted : Okay, what the hell just happened?

Robin : Oh, come on, it wasn't so bad, was it?

Robin : Hey, simon.

Simon : Wow, look at you.

Simon : You got old.

Robin : Yeah. You look great.

Robin : You got hotter,

Robin : Like that's possible.

Ted from 2030 : So...

Robin : Look, I know it didn't go as planned, but...

Robin : I can't help it.

Simon : I mean...

Robin : He's still got it.

Simon : Whoa! Four bucks for a brew?

Simon : What a rip.

Simon : Good thing I'm packing.


Susan : and he's the family you have left Meredith.

Meredith : I don't see it that way.

George : When is this gonna stop?

Yes, he made some mistakes but he's not a monster.

Susan : He's just an inarticulate person who spills food on his shirt a lot.

Susan : Have dinner with us, tonight?

Susan : I'll make some chili, the whole thing will be over in an hour.

Susan : Think you can do that?


a a nice sourness to it okay this is Wow oh yeah that is like crisp refreshing

oh yeah that is like crisp refreshing

oh yeah that is like crisp refreshing cool the one we're tasting full of the

cool the one we're tasting full of the

cool the one we're tasting full of the grapes but be getting lost

yes when you drive


There are bean sprouts in here as well. There's a whole egg, and there's corn as well


Beckett : because after all, my darling, you're the writer.

Okay, I'll see ya.

Uh, you know what?

Beckett : Why don't you just go to your PI office

ifyou're so desperate for a case to solve?

Beckett : Maybe Alexis and Hayley have something that's worthy of inspiration.

Beckett : Good morning, Ryan.


Mmm-hmm.

House : You can leave when I have an answer.

Chase : Might help if we knew the question.

House : How do we treat chemical burns inside the lungs?

Adams : Maybe we can use a bronchoalveolar lavage to wash them outwith water.

House : Sorry, my fault, I should have clarified.

House : without killing the patient?

Park : Silver sulfadiazine works well on chemical burns.

House : Burn cream would drown him faster than water.

Well?

Park : Aerosolized heparin.

House : Me like?

Park : But that's only experimental,

Park : it's never actually been used before.

House : Not true.

It's been used in sheep.

Uh-huh.

House : The guy was going downhill fast.

House : We needed a treatment that was a slope changer.

Cofield : So you busted out the sulphur dioxide stink bomb?

House : It was a team building exercise.

Cofield : No, it was manipulation.

Cofield : You were pressuring your team into coming up with unsafe medical ideas

Cofield : just to get out of that room.

House : You say pressure, I say inspire.

The usual, safe ideas were not going to work. Aerosolized heparin might.

Cofield : And everyone else just went along with this?

Park : No. I told House I thought it was a mistake.

Cofield : And those were your exact words?

Park : I think I might have said "insane."

Cofield : You thought it was insane and yet you let it happen.


Howard : that makes it kind of hard to face her now.

Leonard : That covers anything from farting in bed

Leonard : to killing a homeless guy.

Leonard : Oh, my God.

Leonard : You ran over a hobo.

Howard : No. Stop asking.

Leonard : All right, fine. So you want to get back together with her,

Leonard : but you're too ashamed to face her

Leonard : because of whatever it is you did.

Howard : In a nutshell. Okay.

Leonard : Well, how about this?

Leonard : Kidnap Bernadette from the opera

Leonard : wearing a creepy mask so she doesn't know it's you.

Howard : Now, you see, I don't know if you're kidding or not.

Raj : You're being unreasonable.

Raj : Why can't I have a desk?!

Sheldon : Our collaboration is a work of the mind.


Howard : Boy, some of the physical comedy with Jar Jar

Howard : is a little tough to watch.

Leonard : At least they toned him down in the second one.

Penny : Yeah, he is pretty stupid.

Raj : Hey, we can say it. You can't.

Penny : -Hey, guys. -Happy Star Wars Day!

A Death Star cake!

Amy : Yeah, we were hoping it might cheer you up.

Bernadette : And even though it meant we had to miss the movies,

Bernadette : we could still be part of the fun.

Howard : Well, you didn't miss anything. We just started over.

Bernadette : Son of a bitch.


What an amazing way to roast.


Castle : Whatever it was, what if she found it?

Castle : Where would it be?

Beckett : You don't actually believe that Klingons are behind this, do you?

Castle : Killer aliens is a reach, even for me,

Castle : but government agents covering up the truth?

Castle : Not so crazy.

Beckett : Yes, it is.

Beckett : I mean, when this is all said and done,

Beckett : it will all come down to where and how she was killed,

Beckett : and I bet it will have nothing to do with secret agents,

Beckett : or massive government conspiracies.

Castle : I'll take that bet.


Y uno esta, por favor.

Gracias.

Oh, y uno chile de agua, por favor.

Look at this.

Honestly, my favorite thing in Mexico so far

is the chorizo.

Just the spice, the juice, the bursting, the flame.

- [Trevor Voiceover] This is the type of meat

you can dream about weeks after you eat it.

Just listen to the beauty of the sizzle.

meat sizzling

- Oh yeah, gracias.

We got a ton of food, way more than I expected.

She gave me the overload here.

Look at all these grilled onions.

Oh wow, huge grilled onions,

and then the chorizo sausage,


Morgan : Thank you.

House : I wouldn't come here for thanks, that would be ungracious.

House : It's more about gloating.

House : You were about to cut out a piece of your brain

House : just to chase some crazy superstition.

Morgan : But I didn't.

You didn't didn't do anything. I stopped it.

Morgan : And what made you do that?

House : Science. Logic. Reason. Pick any three.

Morgan : A cat chooses that exact moment to sit on your computer.

Morgan : Maybe that's science and logic and reason,

Morgan : or maybe it's something else.

House : You're an idiot.

Morgan : I looked up the preacher from New York State.

House : His followers never faded out.

Morgan : They became the Seventh-Day Adventists.

Morgan : A major religion. That man changed the course of history.

House : Because his followers were as deluded as he was.

Morgan : Maybe he just gave them something to live for.

Taub : Feel better.


fails so did you like my flip where I

fails so did you like my flip where I landed it best or the flip where I

landed it best or the flip where I

landed it best or the flip where I failed tell me in the comments and I'm

failed tell me in the comments and I'm

failed tell me in the comments and I'm what I want to hear because I feel like


Chandler : If there was anything I could do, I'd do it.

Everybody's allowed one mistake, right?

He could have gotten me a VCR or golf clubs.

Chandler : But no, he has to get me the "Woman Repeller."

Chandler : The eyesore from the "Liberace House of Crap!"

Phoebe : -It's not that bad. -Easy for you to say.

You don't have to sport a reject from the "Mr. T" collection.


Penny : Oh, hey, Sheldon. What you got there? New comic book?

Sheldon : Old comic book.

Sheldon : I just retrieved it from my safe-deposit box.

Penny : What do you have a safe-deposit box for?


- I'm sure she'll still love him. - I wouldn't.

Well, what do you wanna do?

- I want to leave. - Okay.

- What's the protocol for leaving? - I don't know.

Leonard : I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.

Sheldon : Let's try just walking out.

Leonard : Okay.


"Boogeyman with a teleprompter. "

Barney : That's hilarious! Great joke, Robin, great joke.

Lily : Barney, no offense to Robin, but that wasn't that funny.

Barney : Are you kidding? That was a great joke.

Barney : It's smart, funny, beautiful, it's the whole package.

Barney : It's everything you're afraid to let yourself want.

Barney : In a joke.

"Boogeyman with a teleprompter. " That's classic.

Okay, what is so urgent

that you called me and begged me to come over at 7 : 22 in the morning?

Barney : I could tell you knew something was up with me, and you're right.

Barney : But I can't tell you what it is.

Barney : I should tell you, but I can't! I have to. I never will!

Barney : I'm going to. Let's just drop it. What's up with you?

Lily : Barney, just say it.


âª Oh, what fun it is to ride âª

âª In a one-horse open sleigh, hey! âª

Raj : Mmm. Amy,

Raj : that pudding was delicious.

Sheldon : If you like raisins.

Amy : Thank you. And it's figs.

Leonard : Oh.

Sheldon : Oh, in that case, it was pretty good.

Bernadette : You feeling okay? You hardly touched your goose.

Howard : It smelled too much like blue jay.

Dr Koothrappali : Can I help you clean up?

Amy : Oh, you Heimliched a ball of wool out of me; you're good.

Sheldon : Uh, what do you say we exchange gifts?

Penny : Oh, Sheldon, we didn't bring any.

Leonard : I thought you hate giving gifts.

Howard : Yeah, I do.

Sheldon : Which is why I got Amy this.


STOLE POLICE HORSE AT ANTI-WAR RALLY

SET CAR ON FIRE AFTER 2009 GUNS'N ROSES CONCERT

Ted : Chinese Democracy.

Ted : You're a little bit crazy.

Zoey : I'm usually crazy for a good cause.

Zoey : I can't just sit by while voiceless people or animals,

or even buildings get screwed over.

I'm certainly not going to just sit by while GNB turns The Arcadian

into a soulless metal box.

Ted : Although I hear there's a lovely rooftop patio

Ted : where folks can enjoy a nice bag lunch.

Zoey : I will find the bastards at GNB responsible for this,

Zoey : and I promise you,

Zoey : I will take them down.


Penny : He spent the entire night...

Penny : ...bragging about how he invented the word "appeteasers."

[LEONARD CHUCKLING]

Leonard : How is that my fault?

Penny : You have destroyed my ability to tolerate idiots.

Penny : Now, come with me.


Howard : Hang on.

Penny : Wait, you actually think it's 2003?

Sheldon : No, just because I'm living my life


...and I was pre-approved!

Joey : I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life!

Chandler : I'm sorry, man.

Rachel : I don't know if this'll mean anything to you...

Rachel : ...but you'll always be pre-approved with us.

That means nothing to me.


Everybody said, "Turn him down, show's a dud."

Well, 35 years later, it's still going strong!

Danny Valentine : We honor Sid by honoring his creation.

So, let's put on a show!

Castle : - Yeah. - Yes.


Chase : Well, the mediastinum doesn't look right.

Cameron : Slightly widened.

Cameron : Oh, God.

Cameron : It can be transmitted through infected animal hair.

But the Gram's stain would have shown... No. The cefuroxime would have killed some of it, clouded the result.

Cameron : We've gotta get this kid on levaquin.

Foreman : What does he have?

House : Anthrax. This house belong to old man Hussein?

Chase : Maybe he is cursed.

Jeffrey : Anthrax. So, what... you think there were terrorists in that attic?

Chase : It's a naturally occurring bacteria.

Chase : - We believe it was in the insulation. - How sick is he?

Chase : Anthrax is very dangerous, but we've caught it early. He's on levaquin. It's the best antibiotic we have.


then that outer most insurance brother

then that outer most insurance brother is like uh it's like a deconstructed

is like uh it's like a deconstructed

is like uh it's like a deconstructed like jelly skin yeah surely what really

like jelly skin yeah surely what really

like jelly skin yeah surely what really stands out about this trait is how how

stands out about this trait is how how

stands out about this trait is how how simple both the ingredients

simple both the ingredients

simple both the ingredients accommodations and the flavors are yet

accommodations and the flavors are yet

accommodations and the flavors are yet how how impressively good it is it's

how how impressively good it is it's

how how impressively good it is it's everything is so fresh and so so

everything is so fresh and so so

everything is so fresh and so so balanced but even with not that many

balanced but even with not that many

balanced but even with not that many flavors so things are not overly salty

flavors so things are not overly salty

flavors so things are not overly salty but perfectly healthy things are you can

but perfectly healthy things are you can taste every ingredient that they use and

taste every ingredient that they use and that you see for instance the cocktail

that you see for instance the cocktail

that you see for instance the cocktail you can you can see every ingredient and

you can you can see every ingredient and you can taste it and read it

you can taste it and read it

you can taste it and read it nothing is masked nothing's covered up

nothing is masked nothing's covered up

nothing is masked nothing's covered up but everything is its flared in a very


Leonard : Yes.

Sheldon : Then I suppose you could have agreed to go.

Leonard : And what would I have said afterwards?

Sheldon : I would suggest something to the effect of :

"Singing is neither an appropriate vocation nor avocation for you...

...and if you disagree, I recommend a CAT scan to look for a tumor...

Sheldon : ...pressing on the cognitive processing centers of your brain."

Leonard : I couldn't say that.

I would have to say, "You were terrific and I can't wait to hear you sing again."

Penny : Why?

Leonard : It's the social protocol.

Leonard : It's what you do...

Leonard : ...when you have a friend who's proud of something they really suck at.

Sheldon : I was not aware of that.

- Well, now you are. - Oh, all right.

- Leonard? - Yes?

Sheldon : When we played chess earlier, you were terrific, and I can't wait to play you again.

Good night.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

SHELDON : Leonard? Leonard?


Awesome. - Thank you.

For inviting us to share such an amazing dish.


onions peanuts pickled carrots and

onions peanuts pickled carrots and radish and the spring lost look at this

radish and the spring lost look at this

radish and the spring lost look at this and typically people eat this with fish

and typically people eat this with fish

and typically people eat this with fish sauce or all this over the top

sauce or all this over the top

sauce or all this over the top give it a nice mix this is one of my

give it a nice mix this is one of my

give it a nice mix this is one of my most favorites being these noodle dishes

most favorites being these noodle dishes of all time I'll tell you guys something

of all time I'll tell you guys something but don't judge me okay every time I go

but don't judge me okay every time I go

but don't judge me okay every time I go to a Vietnamese restaurant in the US I

to a Vietnamese restaurant in the US I

to a Vietnamese restaurant in the US I always want to order this dish but at

always want to order this dish but at

always want to order this dish but at the same time I gotta order it cuz

the same time I gotta order it cuz

the same time I gotta order it cuz I just absolutely love pho so what I

I just absolutely love pho so what I

I just absolutely love pho so what I would do is I will order both also

would do is I will order both also

would do is I will order both also usually I would get spring rolls as an

usually I would get spring rolls as an

usually I would get spring rolls as an appetizer when I eat so when I

appetizer when I eat so when I

appetizer when I eat so when I would our dish dish I'm also telling

would our dish dish I'm also telling

would our dish dish I'm also telling myself that hey I was gonna order spring

myself that hey I was gonna order spring rolls anyways but you know this time is

rolls anyways but you know this time is

rolls anyways but you know this time is spring rolls Justin sitting on a bull

spring rolls Justin sitting on a bull

spring rolls Justin sitting on a bull who knows Mike Chang logic so excited

yeah is everything I hoped for coming to Vietnam I had some pretty lofty

Vietnam I had some pretty lofty

Vietnam I had some pretty lofty expectations especially when it comes to

expectations especially when it comes to BA me when it comes to bub when it comes

BA me when it comes to bub when it comes to this dish because there are things

to this dish because there are things

to this dish because there are things I've had a lot in this stage and I just

I've had a lot in this stage and I just

I've had a lot in this stage and I just assumed that there would be so much

assumed that there would be so much

assumed that there would be so much better in Vietnam and all of them work


Amy : Can you believe it's been five years since our first date?

Sheldon : I know.

Sheldon : Do you think I should start watching The Flash TV show?

Amy : That's what you're thinking about?

Sheldon : Well, one of the things.

Amy : Are any of them me?

Sheldon : Yes.

I thought, "I can't decide

"if I should watch The Flash TV show.

I know, I'll ask Amy."

Sheldon : Anyway...

Amy : What are you doing?

Sheldon : You're right, you did kind of kill the mood.

Amy : I didn't kill anything.

Amy : You did, talking about your stupid TV show.

Sheldon : Excuse me.

Sheldon : Starting to watch a television show that might run for years

Sheldon : isn't a decision to take lightly.

Sheldon : I'm wrestling with

Sheldon : a big commitment issue here.

Amy : Really?

Amy : That's the commitment issue you're wrestling with?

Amy : Sheldon,

Amy : do you understand the irony

Amy : of your fixation on a man with super speed,

Amy : while after five years all I can get out of you

Amy : is a distracted make-out session on a couch?


That's exactly what it needed.

The yellow topped minced meat egg dish.

It's okay, but it's honestly not my favorite dish.

However, the prahok dish, grilled, roasted

in the banana leaf, that fermented fish dish.

That one is really a complexity of flavors that I love.

That's delicious.

And that fermented fish pickle looking dish

is quite a surprisingly delicious dish as well.

Oh yeah.

We got another fish and another one of these

banana leaf wraps.

They were pretty surprised and excited that we


He's busting out the sword again.

- [David] The sword is coming.

- [Rafram] Some swords cut our

meat before they make a salad.


We discussed that Beeman was about that ...

Emirati food is not common here in restaurants

There are no Emirati restaurants here in Dubai


You're kind of playing it fast and loose with the word ''interesting.''

lf you'll excuse me, l'm going to use the restroom.

When l come back, remind me to tell you...

...about the different types of animal dander l'm allergic to.

Rachel : Oh, my God!

l've lost the will to live.


dish and I cannot believe I'm eating a

dish and I cannot believe I'm eating a tear in Vietnam the outer shell nice and

tear in Vietnam the outer shell nice and crispy look at this so easily this is

crispy look at this so easily this is

crispy look at this so easily this is snapping our

and you get oh that's not good

and you get oh that's not good

and you get oh that's not good it's eggy lightly sweet ridiculously

it's eggy lightly sweet ridiculously

it's eggy lightly sweet ridiculously thin and crispy and what you do to eat

thin and crispy and what you do to eat

thin and crispy and what you do to eat this put it onto a piece of lettuce of

this put it onto a piece of lettuce of

this put it onto a piece of lettuce of course as with almost all Vietnamese

course as with almost all Vietnamese

course as with almost all Vietnamese meals fresh herbs some mints basil dip

meals fresh herbs some mints basil dip

meals fresh herbs some mints basil dip it into the fish sauce which also has

it into the fish sauce which also has

it into the fish sauce which also has some radish and carrots


No. But I walked past three sales and didn't go in.

Jill : How strong am I?


the pan and then add more or if you're

the pan and then add more or if you're getting more coconut cream there and

getting more coconut cream there and

getting more coconut cream there and this is typical hundred percent coverage

this is typical hundred percent coverage any nasty

any nasty

any nasty Oh sup Chili's well chili on top this is


Beckett : And then he began living the part.

Beckett : Apparently, he spent so much time with drug dealers,

Beckett : researching his roles, that he actually became one.


Barney : I'm sorry.

Girl : You poor, brave man.

Ted's father : Why don't you give the guy a hug?

Barney : I'm... Oh.

Ted : My dad was your wingman?

Ted : This is really messing with my head.

Barney, is my dad cool?

Barney : I'm not done.

Barney : So, your dad stays to finish his drink,

Barney : But I take off,

Barney : Because I have to be up early for mass with your mom.

Robin : Sure.

Barney : Anyway, I realize that I left my phone on the bar,

Barney : So I come back...

Mmm...


Amy : I'm regretting my earlier cattiness.

Amy : She is an absolute delight.

Leonard : Wow.

Howard : Wow, indeed.

Bernadette : I can't believe we're finally living together.

Howard : Yeah.

Howard : You know what would make this moment perfect?

Bernadette : What?

Howard : A little snack. You got any string cheese?


Rachel : Joey, the new chair will be here in an hour.

Maybe we should move Rosita out of here.

Rachel : Start the healing process.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Maybe I'll take her down to the incinerator.

It's gonna be so sad.

And kind of cool.


Penny : No, you made that for you. I want you to have it.

Bernadette : We know you're upset, and you have every right to be...

...but we'd like a second chance to make things right.

Penny : We are really sorry.

Penny : We were trying to think of some way to show you how much we care about you.

Bernadette : Which is why it would mean so much...

Bernadette : ...if you would agree to be the maid of honor at my wedding.

Sheldon : What?

Amy : Wait, is this some kind of practical joke?

Like in Norway when my "friends" trapped me in a sauna with a horny otter?

Bernadette : No. I... I want you to be the maid of honor.

Amy : Oh, my gosh.

No one's ever asked me to be the maid of honor.

Amy : Well, that's not true. Once, but then they all died.


Phoebe : - Yeah, she was just an agent. - Joey's gonna be so upset.

I know. He always wanted to be the first black man to cross the Atlantic.

Phoebe : We cannot tell Joey about this.


Barney : You're starting out with two big ones right there.

Robin : Thank you.

Robin : Okay. So, simon still lives with his mom.

Ted : Point robin.

Robin : Um, he never became

Robin : A rock star.

Ted : Point robin.

Robin : He now works at a water slide park outside of ottawa.

Marshall : Point simon.

Ted : Wait. Do they have a wave pool?

Ted from 2030 : No.

Marshall : Ah. Point robin. That's five-zip.

Marshall : There's no coming back from that.

Robin : Yeah, he's going down.

Robin : I mean, unless somehow, he got hotter.

Robin : There he is.

Narrator : And sure enough, there was a clear winner

Ted : And a clear loser.

Narrator : It just wasn't clear to everybody.

Simon : Hey, babe.


It's tofu cake. Want some?


grabs my light hair and pulls it trying

grabs my light hair and pulls it trying to stand up I know she loves me sure

to stand up I know she loves me sure

to stand up I know she loves me sure sign why don't I look so weird we are

sign why don't I look so weird we are

sign why don't I look so weird we are now look we're gonna watch some how I do

now look we're gonna watch some how I do it now so this is the young maid we are

it now so this is the young maid we are

it now so this is the young maid we are we are on season 5 of The Walking Dead

we are on season 5 of The Walking Dead

we are on season 5 of The Walking Dead we've been watching this for I mean it's


Cristina : you consent to the donation of your husband's major organs.

Cristina : Heart, lungs, liver and kidneys.


How'd you guys get there?

Perlmutter : Chicken poop.

Oh.

Beckett : Well, whatever works.

Beckett : Point is that someone was following him,

Beckett : that's what I'd investigate.

Mccord : Actually, we need to hit pause on the investigation.

Mccord : - Word just came down from D.C. - Why?

Mccord : CIA doesn't believe Renkov knows Charlie was a mole.

They think the Russians would've moved the weapons if they knew.

But we're not interested in the weapons. We just wanna solve his murder.

Mccord : And D.C. Has a problem with that.

Mccord : You talk to these Russians, it could kick up some dust,

Mccord : set off their alarms about Charlie Reynolds,

Mccord : and jeopardize the CIA operation.

Okay. So by "pause," what you really mean is "stop."

Mccord : I know how you feel,

Mccord : but this case intersects with national security issues.

Mccord : I'm sorry, but it's over.

Castle : Hey. Got your text. What time is your flight?

Beckett : Tomorrow morning.

Castle : So listen, I'm sorry about that whole bribe thing.

I should've known you were incorruptible.

Beckett : - Yeah, I wouldn't say that. - Hmm.

Castle : Well, then allow me to try and corrupt you a little later at my place,


built by papa papa den and he originally came from Indonesia his Indonesian Arab

came from Indonesia his Indonesian Arab

came from Indonesia his Indonesian Arab and then they settled in this little

and then they settled in this little

and then they settled in this little community we're here a little bit early

community we're here a little bit early

community we're here a little bit early before the main market opens we're gonna

before the main market opens we're gonna start by eating some in mahabhava which

start by eating some in mahabhava which

start by eating some in mahabhava which is a stuff to eat it smells amazing and

is a stuff to eat it smells amazing and

is a stuff to eat it smells amazing and this is such a cool spot right here

[Music]


House : That'll spruce her villi right up.

Cameron : No. Celiac causes nutritional deprivation.

Cameron : Our patient has excess calcium.

House : Tell them what causes excess calcium with a chaser of bloody vomit.

Wilson : Celiac patients are susceptible to cancer of the stomach lining.

Wilson : - She has MALT lymphoma. - Well, she's your patient, now.

House : And it wasn't a date.


House : Making it all the more impressive.

Chase : What if it's genetic?

Well, anyone else think it's more than a coincidence

Chase : these kids have symptoms that could be caused by a brain tumor

Chase : which is exactly what killed their mom?

CHASE : You just said there were no tumors.

Foreman : We scanned both their brains.

Chase : They looked clean.

So did their mom's, until it didn't.

Cameron : It can't be genetic. Mom had none of the same symptoms.

Chase : Yes, she did, if the symptoms were pubic hair and menstruation.

Cameron : That's ridiculous. If menstruation is a symptom of brain cancer

Cameron : then I should be on chemo right now.

House : That's ridiculous. You're way too skinny to be menstruating.


Which I'm still not convinced you have.

Right, which is why you came all the way

From brooklyn at midnight.

Now, randy,

Let's keep it simple.

Just start by introducing yourself.


Alexis : Can you believe my old grade school shirt still fits?

Martha Rodgers : Like a glove, yes. A shirt, no.

Castle : You look like The Incredible Hulk.

Alexis : Nice, Dad.

Yeah. That's what you get when you talk to him while he's writing.

Hmm. Well, Gracie is going to love it. It'll crack her up when she sees it.

Castle : Gracie, little cutie whose family moved off to...

Castle : I want to say Kansas?

Alexis : After fifth grade.

She e-mailed me she was coming to town to check out FIT,


And I'll send a team to the crime scene to canvass the park,

Esposito : see if anyone remembers seeing that SUV.

Castle : You know, we should talk to Zhang,

Beckett : see what else she knows about Henry and Hicks.

Zhang?

Beckett : You guys, did Zhang circle back through here?

Esposito : No. She stormed off that way, didn't she?

Yeah. Oh, you don't think...

Beckett : Yeah, I do. O'Donnell's Boxing Gym.

Ryan : She's going after Hicks.

Yeah, I'll get her. She's my responsibility.


"My name is Howard. I can make your hair into diamonds.

Raj : My mom is morbidly obese. Everybody love me."

Howard : Whoa, where is that coming from?

Raj : I'll tell you where it's coming from.

Raj : All you do is make fun of me for coming to girls' night,

Raj : and now you're here ruining it for everyone.

Penny : Raj, cool it. He's gonna make us hair diamonds.

Howard : How am I ruining anything?

Howard : I'm just trying to help you make better jewelry.

But this isn't about the jewelry.

Raj : This is about me having a place where I can open up about my feelings.

Howard : Since when can't you open up with me?

Raj : There are just some things

Raj : that I feel more comfortable sharing with the girls,

Raj : because they won't make fun of me

Raj : or and call me names, or ask me if my "Koothrapanties are in a bunch."


Zoey : She hates my guts.

Ted : I get that.

Ted : You should hang on to this. You can give it to her next year.

Ted : Right.

Ted : Next year.

Ted : You never know. People don't stay enemies forever.

And that's the story of how Zoey and I became friends.

Everyone : - Cheers. - Cheers.

Zoey : Before we eat, we should take a group picture and send it to Wang Guy.

Marshall : - Great idea. - All right.

Marshall : Here we go.

Marshall : One, two, three.

Zoey : That is the best-looking turturkeykey I have ever seen.

Ted : Thank you. Let's just hope it tastes as good as it looks.

It didn't.

It tasted wrong.

Steve : We forgot to light the candles.

And just as Barney looked away,

it happened.


Derek : Come on.

Derek : This packing, we hope, will prevent hemorrhaging.

Derek : Dr. Yang, do you want to add something to that?

Cristina : It will allow the cerebral spinal fluid to eventually fill the cavity.

Derek : Hmm, very nice.

Derek : - You two, you wanna close up? - [Woman] Yes, doctor.

I'm gonna go to bed. [sighs]

Cristina : That was unreal.

Mr. Hayes : I mean, that's... that's all there is.

I... I was feeling sick until I came here.

Derek : I was tired.

Derek : Now I'm tired again.

Derek : It's back to reality.

Derek : - Let me explain. - It's fine.

Derek : There is a code among doctors.

Derek : We're not supposed to ask each other questions

Derek : within the walls of this hospital.

George : OK, I was out of line.

Derek : No, you weren't. I was. I was out of line.

Derek : Somebody should have taken responsibility.

Derek : It should have been the guy doing the cutting.

Derek : It should have been me.

Derek : You didn't deserve what happened to you today.


Barney : The number three seed, "girl who thought I owned Google,"

Barney : Up against the number

Barney : Seven seed,

Barney : "girl who thought I was a scuba instructor."

Ted : You got to go scuba instructor.

Robin : You're kidding me!

Ted : She got the bends!

Barney : Yeah, she did.

Lily : Boo.

Marshall : Evil twin!

Ted : Prince of norway!

Ted : How could it not be prince of norway?!

Robin : Barney, you're the tiebreaker.

Barney : I'm going with evil twin.

Robin : You're kidding me!

Barney : Sorry, but I did sleep with that girl twice.

Barney : As barney and larney.

Barney : Okay, we're down to the final four.

Barney : What do you think, people?

Barney : Come on, dig deep.

Robin : Oh! I can't decide.

Robin : It could be any one of them.

Lily : Is that the blackboard from my classroom?


[Music]

[Music]

[Music] the clothes did you see you man

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] okay if you see behind me we have almost

okay if you see behind me we have almost filled the entire wall is this something

filled the entire wall is this something we wanted to do when we built this

we wanted to do when we built this

we wanted to do when we built this building all of your artwork everything

building all of your artwork everything

building all of your artwork everything you guys have made all the way down and

you guys have made all the way down and

you guys have made all the way down and by tomorrow this is done okay

by tomorrow this is done okay

by tomorrow this is done okay the full wall look at that I love it

the full wall look at that I love it

the full wall look at that I love it [Music]


So amazing looking.

Wow.

Let's try it out.

Mmm!

Oh, wow.

Oh, that is awesome.

That is so sweet.

A luxury fruit chaat here.

Wow, it's like a syrupy fruit chaat.

It tastes like honey, oh.

And that cream, so sweet and satisfying.

So, we've got the dahi vada next.

Mmm, mmm, that's not bad.

The wheat puffs, I don't think I like them.

To me, they taste maybe a little bit like cardboard.

So I think we just hit a dud today.

And next up, we're making our way

to our evening extreme chicken heaven.

But stopping on the side of the road first

for a famous beetroot drink.

And there is just so much street food everywhere here,

guys, look at this, look what we found.


Ross : I know.

Monica : Oh, my God!

Ross : I know!

I'll tell you something.

Monica : We are gonna do that again!

Morning.

Joey : Oh, right.

Rachel : Oh, God.

Oh, I can't believe Joey Tribbiani heard me throw up.

Joey : He actually saw you a little bit too.

Oh, God, we didn't...?


Ooh, you can see we're just placing them

on this circular oven, it's got sesame, salt.

speaks in foreign language

Oh, we're gonna get one, to go with the chicken blood soup.

You can really smell that Huajiao, peppercorn,

and all of the Xiangliao they put in this bing.

I've never smelled the bing like this before.

Okay, and here it is.

Whoa, that is the most aromatic bing I've ever smell,

you can smell the sesame and Huajiao, peppercorn,

all of the Wuxiang, five spices,

this is the five spicity.

We're gonna try it out,

and here it is, the Wuxiangbing.

speaks in foreign language


Penny : Oh, please, it's not a time machine. If anything, it looks like...

Penny : ...something Elton John would drive through the Everglades.

Sheldon : It only moves in time.

Sheldon : It would be worse than useless in a swamp.

Penny : Pathetic. All of you, completely pathetic.

Raj : My turn.

Leonard, it's 2 in the morning.


Ted : I... I can't believe

Ted : You knocked over my model.

Mr Druthers : Well, it's just... It's not exactly new is it... columns?

Mr Druthers : I mean, what's your next groundbreaking idea... ceilings?

Mr Druthers : Floors?

Mr Druthers : Windows?

Ted : I know what you're thinking :

Who's this jerk?

Well, this jerk was hammond druthers,

A legend in the architecture community.

Very big in the '80s.

He was also far and away the worst boss I ever had.

Then I designed the spokane national bank building.

And suddenly...

I was his boss.

And he didn't like it. Stairs?

Ted voix off : And to be honest, I wasn't sure I liked it either.

Ted voix off : See, before, when I was just another employee,

Ted voix off : I was happy, carefree.

Ted voix off : The guy who hung out in the break room

Ted voix off : Making fun of the boss.

Ted : Did you see what he was wearing today?


Raj : Me too.

Leonard : Okay, I am Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.

I'm here with my friends, Dr. Cooper, and real-life astronaut Howard Wolowitz.

Leonard : And we are going to show you girls how cool ajob in science can be.

Leonard : How cool, you ask?

Leonard : Well, how about negative 273 degrees...

...because that's the temperature at which entropy reaches its minimum value.

Leonard : Did I just learn something new and have fun doing it? What?

Leonard : All right.

Leonard : So now let's bring out theoretical physicist, Dr. Sheldon Cooper!


Kids, here's something I wish my dad had told me.

Ted 2030 : The longest pause you will ever experience in your life

is the one that follows asking the question...

Ted : Will you marry me?


- I don't... - Can you tell me how this happened?

Rachel : - Well, no. - Miracle.

No, you know what, maybe somebody came in here and fixed it. Or something.

Someone like an angel?


- That's great. - No, it isn't...

...they are extremely boring, how do you not kill yourself, like, every day?


As she kept on flipping she eventually took off the banana leaves and that provides a little bit of oil for the pancake

But we're gonna head back to that hut where we ate before

And we're gonna drink some of the coffee with tea and then she's gonna bring that there as we're gonna we're gonna sample


Leonard : personal five-week mission to do the same.

Sheldon : If you want to lure me in with sexy talk, that's how you do it.

Penny : Don't be proud of that.

Amy : So, is that a yes?

Not yet. I...

Sheldon : How will I learn if I'm comfortable living with Amy

Sheldon : or just comfortable because I'm in my own apartment?

Sheldon : Now, if this experiment is going to be valid,

Sheldon : I suggest a neutral environment.

Penny : Well, where would you go?

Sheldon : Well, ideally, an enclosed,

Sheldon : self-sustaining biodome in New Mexico.

Sheldon : Where we would eat crops fertilized with our own waste.

And you were worried about the romance.

Penny : Wait.

Penny : Why don't you guys stay across the hall, and we will live here?


Rachel : - Oh, God, I hate my job! I hate it. - I know, honey. I'm sorry.


Castle : Are you sure it's such a good idea cutting him out?

Castle : He might be able to help us.

Beckett : Castle, the only thing Seeger cares about is that robbery,

Beckett : not Royce's murder.

Beckett : What we need to do is question that guard, Reggie Walsh.

Castle : Yeah, but how? You're not a cop here, remember?

Beckett : Reggie doesn't need to know that.

Ooh.

Reggie : Like I told you, I don't know anything about a robbery.

Give me a break, Reggie. You're lying.

Raley Actor : You're a punk.

A dirty skell. A lowdown rat-bastard...

Beckett : Easy, guys.

Reggie : Yeah. I mean, we all wear the uniform, right?

Beckett : Yeah, and I just hope yours makes you look good on TV.

Reggie : What are you talking about?

The news cameras outside the precinct.

Beckett : They just love a good perp walk, Reggie.

And if you're mixed up with this,

Beckett : I'm sure you wouldn't want to be seen talking to the cops.

Beckett : So, as a courtesy,

I am going to let you cover up with my jacket.

Beckett : I wouldn't take it off before we get into the interview room.

Beckett : There might be reporters on the inside.

Okay.


- Desi chicken korma. - speaks in foreign language

- Look at that.

- [Trevor] This is just amazing here.

Wow.

And that's pure desi ghee there.

- [Ali] Exactly.

- Village. Village ghee.

- Village, native village ghee.


Dr. Orsen looks like he can't believe this is happening : She's in an irreversible coma. Hines, at Wilkeson, ran the protocol.

Derek : Missed decerebration. What else did they miss?

Derek : She has a tumor on her uh... brain stem, right?

I don't see an MRI. Did you do an EEG to confirm brain death?

Dr. Orsen : - Yeah. According to Hines. - I don't know Hines.

Six patients in three states are waiting for organs.

They'd be happy to know the organs were from somebody who is brain dead.

No one will touch her while she's alive. To imply otherwise...

Burke interrupts : Is there a problem here?

This donor is still decerebrate. I want to do an EEG and an MRI.

Dr. Orsen : - An expensive waste of time. - I insist on it.

Burke : - You insist on it? - I do.


Awkward guy : But how did you get her to go out with you?

Leonard : Well, she moved in across the hall.

Penny : And he started to slowly wear me down.

Mm-hmm.

Leonard : Like a river carves a canyon.

Penny : Yeah, except the river kept showing me his PokÃ©mon cards.

Red-haired guy : Ready to go?

Awkward guy : Hang on. This guy's telling me

Awkward guy : how he got the Serial Ape-ist girl to marry him.

Red-haired guy : This guy?

Red-haired guy : But he's wearing a change maker.

Penny : I think it's hot.

Leonard : That's right.

Leonard : I'm her change daddy.

Howard : What was I thinking?

Howard : Wolowitzes are not a lifting people!

We tip the lifting people!


Arrested Development but uh oh that's

Arrested Development but uh oh that's actually good sinner - that's actually

actually good sinner - that's actually

actually good sinner - that's actually surprisingly good and Dexter has an

surprisingly good and Dexter has an

surprisingly good and Dexter has an English accent oh that's definitely


A foghat poster we bought ironically in college was mine.

Marshall.

Yeah, baby?

I miss ted.

Is it too soon to call him?

No, we shouldn't.

I don't want to interrupt his first night living with robin.

Ha, nice shooting.

You know, if we win this one

It's free onion rings at the intergalactic snack shack.

Oh, what a bargain.

We only had to spend 20 bucks a game.

Admit it, you're having fun.

Ah, maybe.

I mean, it was pretty funny when that little girl

Fell over that space barrel.

Nice...

We win.

Oh, walk of shame,

Walk of game... what up?

Okay. Let's go one more.

I don't know. You know you want to.

All right, let's do it... I just got to call robin real quick.

Oh, so that's what it's gonna be like from now on?


Leonard : I'm missing something.


Monica : So you're gonna be gone four days a week?

No.

l'm sorry, are you just used to saying that?

No. l can't be away from you for that long.

-Really? -Yeah, you're my husband.

l won't live in a different state than you for 208 days out of the year.

Chandler : That's fast math. We could use you in Tulsa.

Monica : Thanks for trying to figure out a way, but if you go to Tulsa, l go with you.

Chandler : You said that without gagging.

Monica : l know!

Well, excuse me?

Rachel : Oh, yeah? Well, up yours too!

Ross : -Who the hell was that? -Dr. Wiener.