Ryan's still not answering.

Castle : Well, Bobby S. Doesn't allow cell phones in his presence.

Castle : Maybe he and Ryan are still just playing pool.

Esposito : What did Agent Walker say?

Beckett : Feds don't know any more than we do about where Ryan is.

Beckett : Something's not right.

Guys?

Jenny : Is Kevin in trouble?

Esposito : Uh, no.

Esposito : We're just talking some procedural stuff.

Jenny : Don't lie to me, Javi.

Jenny : What's going on?

Jenny : Where's my husband?

Beckett : Jenny, maybe we should go get a coffee.

Jenny : So you don't know where he is?

Um...

No.


All right, here's my $7.50. But this money is cursed.

-What? -I cursed it!


Foreman : Why are you riding me? It's what I do.

Has it got worse lately? Yeah. Seems to me.

Really?


And then it took me an hour to get home

Because his place is so far away from the bar.

Oh, my god. What?

I know where barney put my truck.

Mm.

Let's go back to my place.

I bet you my place is closer.

Here we are.

You live in the loading dock

Behind the bar?

I don't live here, baby. This is just my ride.


Castle : Are we talking everyday food or fine dining?

Castle : If desserts are included, there's...

Cheeseburgers. He loves cheeseburgers.

Castle : I do enjoy a good cheeseburger.

Roman : Okay. Anything goes wrong,

Roman : call, mention cheeseburgers, and we'll come running.

Roman : Good luck in there.

Castle : Thank you.

Cheeseburger.

Listen,

Beckett : I'm kind of looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you,

so don't do anything stupid in there, okay?


get two more scoffs I'm so happy to have more sauce and she gave me another

more sauce and she gave me another

more sauce and she gave me another potato as well I'll get that

now curry is a winner Paul man it's


some hummingbird flowers as well as some penne pennywort leaves and then I saw

penne pennywort leaves and then I saw

penne pennywort leaves and then I saw him sprinkle it with a bunch of black

him sprinkle it with a bunch of black

him sprinkle it with a bunch of black pepper as well when he was preparing

pepper as well when he was preparing

pepper as well when he was preparing this dish in the kitchen I saw him first

this dish in the kitchen I saw him first put a layer of boneless a boneless

put a layer of boneless a boneless

put a layer of boneless a boneless shell-less crab on the in the dish and

shell-less crab on the in the dish and

shell-less crab on the in the dish and then he scooped on the curry the curry

then he scooped on the curry the curry

then he scooped on the curry the curry sauce was prepared separately in a pot

sauce was prepared separately in a pot

sauce was prepared separately in a pot and then after that he yeah he scooped

and then after that he yeah he scooped

and then after that he yeah he scooped on all of that curry and then added some

on all of that curry and then added some more crab and then seasoned it with a

more crab and then seasoned it with a

more crab and then seasoned it with a bunch of black pepper and all of the

bunch of black pepper and all of the

bunch of black pepper and all of the herbs I know I have a lot of favorite

herbs I know I have a lot of favorite

herbs I know I have a lot of favorite things in the world but shell list crab


Ted : And when that didn't work...


I can't believe I even thought of getting back together. We're so over!


of creamy milky and creamy now I'm

of creamy milky and creamy now I'm missing here he also told me something

missing here he also told me something

missing here he also told me something that's so amazingly cool about order

that's so amazingly cool about order

that's so amazingly cool about order doing here we are making milk tea rice

doing here we are making milk tea rice

doing here we are making milk tea rice after everything is boil I'm just trying

after everything is boil I'm just trying out a few ingredients but if you try out

out a few ingredients but if you try out a bunch of different more ingredients

a bunch of different more ingredients

a bunch of different more ingredients put into the milk tea broth and then

put into the milk tea broth and then

put into the milk tea broth and then make your rice is gonna taste even

make your rice is gonna taste even

make your rice is gonna taste even better but let's see how this is made so

better but let's see how this is made so inside this there's some chili oil there

inside this there's some chili oil there homemade chili oil and then some of the

homemade chili oil and then some of the

homemade chili oil and then some of the ingredients like the taro little bubbles

ingredients like the taro little bubbles some of the milk tea broth is all mixed

some of the milk tea broth is all mixed

some of the milk tea broth is all mixed into this milk tea hot oil rice what

into this milk tea hot oil rice what

into this milk tea hot oil rice what leaving me a little speechless right now

leaving me a little speechless right now is because there's so many things

is because there's so many things

is because there's so many things interesting in here it's sweet rice and

interesting in here it's sweet rice and

interesting in here it's sweet rice and spicy and a little milky I don't even

spicy and a little milky I don't even

spicy and a little milky I don't even know how really to describe this I mean

know how really to describe this I mean

know how really to describe this I mean it's a good rice dish I feel like I need

it's a good rice dish I feel like I need some beef on top of this as well to make

some beef on top of this as well to make it even better it's basically like I


Ambition is not one of his more prominent traits.

Although...

What?

Foreman : He was testing blood in the clinic.

I don't think it was a patient's blood.

Cameron : Why? It was green?

Foreman : No, he was checking for routine stuff.

Foreman : Makes sense if he's looking for

Foreman : basic medical clearance for employment.

Chase : I'm going home.

Cameron : No, you're not.

Chase : He could show up any minute.


Okay, first, that's not me.

It's not... Mostly not...

I was in college! I don't... My roommate was minoring in film.

Taylor : Are you hyperventilating?

House : Remember that covering your mouth and one nostril can help.

He had to get this in for some grade, and he was desperate.

And the only reason I did it was because no one would ever see it.

Who knew he'd become an actual director?

House : He's not a director, he's an artist.

House : The way he plays with light and darkness and boobs.

Look, that's not me.

Frankie : What are you? Where are you taking me?

Not-wilson : Be not afraid.

Not-wilson : The forest nymphs have taught me how to please a woman.

That's not me! It's not me. You can see it's not me!

Wilson : He added extra scenes so he could release it as a porno.

House : Be not afraid, Wilson. You took risks for your art.

Wilson : Oh, boy.

No one... Hey, look at me. No one can know about this.


Natalie : I don't think so... No.

House : I'm gonna need your boyfriend to collect samples of plants

House : in and around your house. Toxins are the most...

Natalie [surprised] : Wait. You understand him? What's he saying?

House : He's repeating "blue shack."

House : You know what that is?

House : Is it somewhere where pesticides may be kept?

Natalie : It's where we had our first date.

House : Do you have a cleaning lady who might bring her own supplies?

Park : What's he saying?

House : If it's not relevant to the case, I don't care, and neither should you.

Please.


Beckett : Castle, you coming with me?


Beckett : You find anything?

Castle : No, not yet. But I will.

You wanna take a break? Maybe get some breakfast.

Castle : No, not until I figure this out.

Castle : I was there, Kate. I was there.

Castle : I was shot at, which explains my bullet scar.

And I was exposed to dengue fever,

Castle : a disease that's prevalent in the region.

Castle : Everything fits.

Beckett : But, Castle, why would you be abducted on our wedding day

Beckett : and end up in Thailand?

Castle : Worst bachelor party ever?

Beckett : You know, maybe Dr. Burke is right.

Beckett : Maybe those images that you saw in your dream

Beckett : are not really your memories.

Castle : Oh, no, they're memories. They're memories.

And you said follow them wherever they go,

Castle : and this is where they go. Thailand.

Castle : This is all about Thailand.

Beckett : Okay, well, why don't we take a step back from Thailand?


bergamot so owed and I don't know this

bergamot so owed and I don't know this is part of Cho Malone's intense range as

is part of Cho Malone's intense range as well whenever it comes in a black bottle

well whenever it comes in a black bottle like this it means it's part of the

like this it means it's part of the

like this it means it's part of the intense range and I think they're


Chandler : -What's going on? -lt's okay. lt's okay.

l still love you.

Monica : -Let me be a part of this. -Let me be a part of this!

l saw what you were doing in Tulsa.

Monica : Angry sharks turn you on!

Chandler : No, they don't.

Monica : Then why were you watching them and giving yourself a treat?

Chandler : Oh, my God! When you came in, l switched the channel.

l was just watching regular porn.

Really?

Yes. Just some good, old-fashioned, American, girl-on-girl action.

Can l tell you how happy that makes me?

Chandler : You are an amazing wife.

Really, you are amazing. You were actually gonna do this for me?

Chandler : Where do you find the strength and the understanding for that?


Rachel : Forget it. I'm not gonna stand here...

Rachel : ...and make a list


Derek : - You think you can remember that? - Mm-hmm.

Derek : Good. OK.

Derek : Here. He has a closed head injury.

Derek : Watch for vomiting, confusion and loss of consciousness, OK?

Finn : - All right. - Good.

Izzie : - Derek? - Not now.

Derek : Let me know when you get the CT report back.

Meredith : Marshall... can you remember those words?


...kind of situation.

Howard : So my friend Leonard is gonna take you home.

Girl : Oh, okay. Let's go, friend Leonard.

Leonard answering phone : - Okay. - I'll call you.

STEPHAN IE : Yeah. So are you a scientist like Howard?


Phoebe : I think so too. And that little flap? It's great for holding my lipstick.

I wouldn't know about that.

Jake says that women's underwear is actually more comfortable.

He loves how silk feels against his skin.

Next he'll say your high heels are good for his posture.

There's nothing wrong with Jake. He is all man.

I think more than you.

Joey : He looked like a real lumberjack in those pink lacies.

I'm just saying only a man completely secure in his masculinity...

...could wear women's underwear. I don't think you could.

Joey : - I am secure with my masculinity. - Okay, whatever.

You've seen my huge stack of porn, right?


You spoiled everything! It's a nightmare!

Emily : My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?

No matter what happens with them...

Joey : ...we still get cake, right?


Ross : So, what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?

lt took you 45 minutes to cross a street.

Come on, guys. lt's just one baby.

Oh, sure, now you guys clam up.

Chandler : Our news. My company has asked me to head up our office in Tulsa.

Chandler : So as of Monday, l'm being officially relocated.

Ross : -Oh, my God! -What? Monday?

Joey : -How long do you have to go for? -They said it could be up to a year.

Chandler : -A year? -Well, do you have to go?

Well, l kind of have to, don't l?

Monica : Because of this stupid thing.


When people do this :

l don't really know what that means.

Joey : You were saying?

And l could even understand that you couldn't tell Rachel.

But why couldn't you tell me? You had all day to, and you didn't.

l know. l should've. ''l'm sorry.''

Ross : Not using it right, Joe.

''l'm sorry.''

-l'm gonna go. -No, come on.

Joey : -Ross, we have to get past this. -Give me the bag.

No, l don't know what else to do. l said l'm sorry, now....

Now you should scream at me or curse me or hit me.


Taub : Last blood draw was at 6 : 00 a.m.

His sugar levels never rose above 120 all night.

House : So the glucose was normal.

It means you were wrong about diabetes.

Taub : I still think it's the endocrine system,

Taub : maybe I just got the wrong gland.

House : You were going for thyroid instead of pancreas? It makes sense.


deli that is it's for sure one of the

deli that is it's for sure one of the greatest sandwiches I've ever had that

greatest sandwiches I've ever had that

greatest sandwiches I've ever had that much draw me wall

much draw me wall

much draw me wall [Music]

that's the type of sandwich you just

that's the type of sandwich you just

that's the type of sandwich you just want to take a nap on for the rest of

want to take a nap on for the rest of

want to take a nap on for the rest of the day especially when you eat it for

the day especially when you eat it for

the day especially when you eat it for breakfast but we got a we got to

breakfast but we got a we got to

breakfast but we got a we got to continue with this historic Los Angeles

continue with this historic Los Angeles

continue with this historic Los Angeles food tour so we are on our way to

food tour so we are on our way to

food tour so we are on our way to downtown where we're gonna eat the next

downtown where we're gonna eat the next

downtown where we're gonna eat the next Liz if none of the legendary classic in

Liz if none of the legendary classic in

Liz if none of the legendary classic in LA and it's another sandwich

here we go to the next spot but I have


Alan Freeman : 'cause I had nothing to do with it.

Alan Freeman : When Janice and I got married, it was like a chance.

Alan Freeman : A chance at a fresh start.

And so, as soon as you were legally able, you married your nanny.

Alan Freeman : Janice was there for us during a very dark time in our lives.

Alan Freeman : We had press on the lawn. There were days without sleep.

I was handing out flyers with Lizzy's picture on it.

Alan Freeman : And Janice kept it together and she protected Matthew.

Beckett : Then why would you lie to us?

Alan Freeman : You told us in front of our daughter. What did you want me to do?

Alan Freeman : Tell her that everything she thought was a lie?

Alan Freeman : Rosie adored Matthew.

Alan Freeman : She'd just found out he'd died. What would you have done?

I would've told her the truth.

Alan Freeman : He was nine years old when he first drew her face.

Alan Freeman : He showed it to me, I thought I was seeing a ghost.

Alan Freeman : I figured she was still somewhere in his head from his early memories.

Alan Freeman : But we'd been living a lie for so long, it had become the truth.

So, how can I possibly tell him that Janice wasn't his mother?


Leonard : your stuff back into your account and then be on our way.

Leonard : No one's bat'lething anybody.

Sheldon : So my blade shall not taste blood tonight?

Leonard : No.

Sheldon : Well, now I just feel silly holding it.

Leonard : Come on.

Sheldon : Can I at least kick down the door?

Leonard : You're welcome to try, but the other day, it took you

Leonard : 15 minutes to get into a FedEx box.


Wow, you just rocked my world.

That was the best sex I ever had.

Barney : That was the night I was born.

I rose like a phoenix from her mentholated bosom

And strode into the world,

Armani-clad

And fully awesome.

God, please let me stop!


Oh, I'm sorry.

Chandler : -Maybe there is one thing you can do. -What? Anything. Anything.

Well, I mean, this is just off the top of my head now.

Chandler : But I have this friend.. This actor friend.

He would kill me if he knew that I was doing this.

But...

Chandler : would it be possible for him to audition for your movie on Thursday?

Absolutely.

But...

you'd really feel better if your friend could audition for my movie?

The heart wants what it wants. Bye.

Hey! How's it going?

Phoebe : Well, not much has changed in the last five minutes.


All right, Grandpa will be out in a minute.

Julie Davidson : I... I think we've both known for a while now that

Julie Davidson : Melanie was not going to come home.

Beckett : What do you remember about the days leading up to her disappearance?

Ben Davidson : Well, we talked to her a couple days before.

Ben Davidson : My wife did, I mean.

Julie Davidson : Everything seemed fine.

Beckett : She didn't indicate in any way that she was leaving?

No.

Castle : We're aware your daughter had some issues.

That had nothing to do with what happened here.

Beckett : How do you know?

Ben Davidson : You know, now you sound like the cop who first had the case.

Ben Davidson : Convinced she'd run away, convinced she was still on drugs.

Beckett : But you didn't think that.

Melanie

Ben Davidson : wasn't the greatest of moms, but

Ben Davidson : she loved her kids.

Ben Davidson : - She would have never left them. - What about her husband, Sam?

Julie Davidson : He thought it was drugs, too.

Ben Davidson : You know he waited over a day before he reported her missing?

Castle : She had run off before.

Ben Davidson : Look, I'm not gonna sit here and deny that.

Ben Davidson : But if Sam thought our daughter was in trouble,

Ben Davidson : why didn't he report her missing right away?

Ben Davidson : Why didn't he call for help?

Ben Davidson : Even if she'd gotten locked up, she'd have been better off than...


is there any way that I could substitute the..

Rachel : three-pound lobster?

You know what? Bring her both.

And I'll have the same.

Rachel : Wow, this is shaping up to be a pretty good date.

Rachel : I almost forgot. I didn't pay you the rent.

No roommate stuff. It's a date.

Rachel : Wow, so I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date.

Rachel : Have any moves?


Penny : No.

Sheldon : After everything you didn't do for me tonight, I want you to have it.


Delhi, anywhere, Old Delhi,

anywhere you go, you must try the lassi.


I think I might have found a hidden gem

I think I might have found a hidden gem here or it could be like a really

here or it could be like a really

here or it could be like a really popular place that Singaporeans go to

popular place that Singaporeans go to

popular place that Singaporeans go to all the time and I just don't know about

all the time and I just don't know about it but if not I won't credit for

it but if not I won't credit for

it but if not I won't credit for discovering this place all right I

discovering this place all right I

discovering this place all right I pretty much finished it and I'm still a

pretty much finished it and I'm still a

pretty much finished it and I'm still a little hungry so let's go have breakfast

little hungry so let's go have breakfast number three

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] you know what I asked my Singaporean

you know what I asked my Singaporean

you know what I asked my Singaporean friends

friends

friends what breakfast items I should definitely

what breakfast items I should definitely not miss rotc Parata always comes up so

not miss rotc Parata always comes up so

not miss rotc Parata always comes up so I had to get some and trust me this was

I had to get some and trust me this was

I had to get some and trust me this was not an easy journey actually this is the

not an easy journey actually this is the third fix I tend to I'm at customer

third fix I tend to I'm at customer

third fix I tend to I'm at customer arena curry it really popular rowdy

arena curry it really popular rowdy

arena curry it really popular rowdy prata place I actually tried to go to

prata place I actually tried to go to

prata place I actually tried to go to two other ones even before this and one

two other ones even before this and one

two other ones even before this and one of them was closed for three days and

of them was closed for three days and

of them was closed for three days and the other one screamed at me and told me

the other one screamed at me and told me to leave it does happen but this guy

to leave it does happen but this guy

to leave it does happen but this guy this guy looks really friendly and this

this guy looks really friendly and this

this guy looks really friendly and this place is supposed to be really really

place is supposed to be really really

place is supposed to be really really good and this place has all sorts of

good and this place has all sorts of

good and this place has all sorts of paratus I like a ton of combinations I'm


Cuddy : From the Vicodin?

House : Ruled out everything else.


Every writerneeds inspiration and I found mine.

Always.

Always.


It's pretty cool.

I'm just going to make a little snack

and then I don't know what we're doing today.

Hopefully something fun.

- Wow, you guys.

It is so insanely chill out here today.

It's so warm but the sky is dark.

Oh, it's raining.

It's raining, that's so cool.

Babe, we're getting a summer rain.

- Nuh-uh. - Yeah.

- How cool. - Isn't that neat?

Yeah, I've been waiting for it to rain

because I want to swim in our new pool while it's raining

or at least in the grotto.

It's raining, go feel.

Go run out into the grass.

- Oh my gosh.

We never get summer rain, well I doubt this is rain.

- [Bryan] Yeah.

- It's like a sprinkle.

- [Bryan] Ollie, run out there

and open your hands like this.

Go, go, go.

- It's like the lightest sprinkle.

- [Bryan] I know.

- It feels good.

- [Bryan] It's kinda nice though, huh?

- [Missy] Are you drinking the rain?

- laughs Finn's gonna feel it.

soft music


Ross : Can I get you anything? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay?

Ross, thank God you're here. You have to help me.

Were you talking to yourself?


you see thump with the juice from the

you see thump with the juice from the oysters into the kanji the flavor

oysters into the kanji the flavor

oysters into the kanji the flavor profile is just growing item by item

profile is just growing item by item

profile is just growing item by item there's some scallions in here a little

there's some scallions in here a little

there's some scallions in here a little ginger to kill any of the funkiness

ginger to kill any of the funkiness

ginger to kill any of the funkiness that's all it is as in there this is

that's all it is as in there this is

that's all it is as in there this is ready to eat without any other seasoning

ready to eat without any other seasoning and it's got that excess juice it's

and it's got that excess juice it's

and it's got that excess juice it's gonna give this a little dunk salt fresh

gonna give this a little dunk salt fresh I know a lot of people like to eat it

I know a lot of people like to eat it

I know a lot of people like to eat it raw but steamed and so magnificent I

raw but steamed and so magnificent I

raw but steamed and so magnificent I mean the texture wise it's still such a

mean the texture wise it's still such a

mean the texture wise it's still such a delicate food item a little bit of juice

delicate food item a little bit of juice in here cheers guys

this is like seafood for two that's not


Sheldon : Although copyright law would allow me to quote snippets in the context of a review.

I'm glad you're feeling better.

Bernadette : Me too.

But if I'd known we were gonna be dancing, I would've wore my flats.

- Well, this turned out pretty well, huh? - Yeah, I think so.

Raj : I agree. That is, if you've never been to or heard of a party before.

Amy : If you'd let me pierce your brain with a hot needle in the right place...

Amy : ...you'd be happy all the time.

Penny, I have a couple of questions about your closet.

Sheldon : Is there any reason you're keeping this dead goldfish?

Penny : Damn, I forgot to feed him.

Penny : And that I had him.

Sheldon : Well, now, did you also have a dog?

Sheldon : Because I found what appears to be a battery-operated chew toy...

Penny : Party's over! Party's over!


Rachel : May we help you?

I wanted to say I hope you have sex, and I hope you get back together.

I warn you, the night you announce your engagement...

...I'm going to announce that I'm pregnant.

Chandler : How is that ever going to happen?

Rachel : Do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight?

Monica : - I know why. - You don't.

Monica : - Okay, why? - Because I was sad.

Monica : What do you mean?

Rachel : Look, I am so...

Rachel : ...so happy for you guys.

But you getting married reminds me of the fact that I'm not.

I'm not even close.

Rachel : Maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better.

I know that that's dumb, but you were so depressed...

Rachel : ...when Ross got married, you slept with Chandler.

I don't care, she slept with me.

Rachel : Anyway, sweetie, I am so sorry I ruined your night.


or you have to come back put a potato over here put an egg in here I

Don't know if I'm not I'm not trying to offend anyone's culture or custom

But because some of the best features that I love from the Calcutta biryani is the egg?

In the potato if this new had an egg and potato oh my god. I

I don't even know I might just have to marry this thing right on this table right here, but seriously this mutton

It's one of the most ridiculous things

I've ever tasted and that is what I feel like it's really making this beyond is so so special

All right guys. I think that I need a minute alone with this thing and we're gonna get to know each other even better

And after this we got one more place to go so see in a bit


Beckett : I think we're done here.


Monica : Why would she lie to you?

We're having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured she'll tell me then.

Phoebe : Maybe she just wanted to give him time...

Phoebe : ...to buy me presents. I don't know.

- So you're all bored? - Yes.

I'll close my eyes and point to someone.

Whoever I point to has to come up with something fun, and we have to do it.

Okay! Fan out! Fan out!

You know, we could just do this!


I think it does have a little bit of western influence.

There's corn, there's carrots, there's mince meat in here.

But you got that crunch, you got the mince meats

like a mince meat pot pie.

We got so many dishes to try.

Let's try the next dish together, the chaw muang

Chaw muang speaking in a foreign language

- [Waitress] speaking in a foreign language

- It's like some of the prettiest food you'll ever see.

I would imagine that the blue color is coming

from butterfly pea.

- [Joel] Yup.

- [Mark] And then it's covered in coconut milk.

There you can see some garlic shavings on there.

So it's, I think it might be the sweet, savory kind

of contract and then you chase it with all that herbs

and vegetables, the lettuce, the cilantro.

I think that's it.

So maybe we should use a spoon.


I came to fill your ice-cube tray.

What?

Phoebe : Okay, look.

Phoebe : I took this picture from your fridge. I know that this is my father.

Phoebe : This is Frank Buffay, and you were standing next to him!

Phoebe : Now, look, I deserve to know where I came from.

Phoebe : All right? So if you can help me find my father, then you should.

Otherwise, you're just mean.

Phoebe : So just tell me the truth.


of soup that's a big spoonful of soup

of soup that's a big spoonful of soup that's in this dumpling that's nice

that's in this dumpling that's nice

that's in this dumpling that's nice that's called the dumpling soup test

that's called the dumpling soup test

that's called the dumpling soup test it's used to identify soup dumpling

it's used to identify soup dumpling

it's used to identify soup dumpling froth the soup dumpling that can't still

froth the soup dumpling that can't still a spoonful of soup those are just called

a spoonful of soup those are just called jump eggs hot oil

that's a satisfying slurpuff's let's try the dumpling itself


one of the good things about Bangkok

one of the good things about Bangkok

one of the good things about Bangkok Airways is that they fly out of Sioux on

Airways is that they fly out of Sioux on a boom Airport which is the main

a boom Airport which is the main

a boom Airport which is the main International Airport in Bangkok it's a

International Airport in Bangkok it's a

International Airport in Bangkok it's a little bit of a nicer Airport than the

little bit of a nicer Airport than the

little bit of a nicer Airport than the other domestic airport and also it's

other domestic airport and also it's

other domestic airport and also it's closer to where I live so we're on our

closer to where I live so we're on our

closer to where I live so we're on our way now

[Music]


No.

Excuse me.

Did Brad know about the party?

He was gonna be there.

But then, when they split up, I had to un-invite him.

Ms. Taylor, does anyone in Stacey's life drive a silver Boxster?

Yeah. Brad does.

I was in love with Stacey.

What makes you think I could possibly kill her?


Barney : It's Barney. Help me.

Robin also needed a win that day.

It had been a rough year for Robin.

First her boyfriend and former cohost, Don,

left her for another job.

Then Robin met her new cohost, Becky.

Becky : Hi! I'm Becky!

Becky : I am so excited to be your coanchor!

Robin : Hi, Becky. My, you're perky.

Becky : Don't worry, I am not here to step on your toesies.

Becky : You're still the star.

Becky : I made chocolate chip cookies for everybody!

And just like that, Becky started to eclipse Robin.

I mean, literally eclipse her.

Woman : This is my cab!


Esposito : This place has been trashed.

You guys, same Chanel bags.

Castle : That's weird. Shredded, like our victim's purse.

Ryan : Maybe Darcy wasn't using it to defend herself.

Beckett.

Beckett : This one looks different.

It doesn't look like the ones that we found in the other victims' mouths.

Castle : I've seen this symbol before.

Castle : It's the symbol for death.

Ryan : Why would a guy mark his own stall with a death symbol?

Castle : He wouldn't. The symbol was meant for him.

Charles Oni's been marked for death.


process is just so much fun to get out I my roasted marshmallow

toasty you guys really awesome to offer

toasty you guys really awesome to offer

toasty you guys really awesome to offer me a second ice cream and you know yeah

me a second ice cream and you know yeah

me a second ice cream and you know yeah of course more ice cream the better this

of course more ice cream the better this is much ice cream and I think this is

is much ice cream and I think this is

is much ice cream and I think this is the first time I'm having Teddy Grahams

the first time I'm having Teddy Grahams

the first time I'm having Teddy Grahams since the second grade great macho

since the second grade great macho

since the second grade great macho flavor and there's something about being

flavor and there's something about being a hope there I really like that because

a hope there I really like that because

a hope there I really like that because this is like the only time I can

this is like the only time I can

this is like the only time I can actually heat up they're like hold it's

actually heat up they're like hold it's

actually heat up they're like hold it's not going to call me to death

not going to call me to death

not going to call me to death my the new world mall because I'm sorry

my the new world mall because I'm sorry

my the new world mall because I'm sorry I did a meaty savory break from all the

I did a meaty savory break from all the

I did a meaty savory break from all the desserts I need I need some noodle my

desserts I need I need some noodle my

desserts I need I need some noodle my favorite noodle place in your world ball

favorite noodle place in your world ball here it is my favorite dish big plate of

here it is my favorite dish big plate of feed with to issue orders of noodles and

feed with to issue orders of noodles and extra spicy but it's still not spicy

extra spicy but it's still not spicy

extra spicy but it's still not spicy enough can't forget the Chinese vinegar


- Quite a morning. - It was.

It's good to be reminded how important it is to be at the top of your game.

BURKE : That's what I wanted to talk to you about.

I am so glad you're back. I need your help focusing the staff.

CHIEF : They respond to you as an authority figure.


Shopkeeper : Can I help you?

Sheldon : Yes, according to information I gleaned from Yelp...

Sheldon : ...you had great success when a SantariaSuzy37...

Sheldon : ...brought you a pair of leather slacks stained with chicken blood.

You know, I believe I may have a similar problem.


girl look at that pretty girl can you

girl look at that pretty girl can you say Dada yeah can you say

Wow mama dada da da bunny this your


Barney : Well, it's not too short.

Marshall : My hair! Look at my hair!

Marshall : She ruined my hair!

Marshall : I look like one of the backstreet boys!


So, when you arrived at the GNB party after we left,

you were feeling vulnerable

and drunk.

Then, from across the not-so-crowded conference room,

your eyes met.

And as we all remember...

Randy has a unique condition.

Robin : Your nose is bleeding like a faucet.


Robin : It's gonna be okay, sweetie. Why...

Robin : Why don't we make a game out of it, okay?

Robin : Why don't we sing along?

âª Oh, oh, oh, oh!

âª Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Both : âª ooh...!

âª Ooh!

âª Mah, mah, mah, mah...

Oh, no.

Lily : If we get through this,

Lily : I swear I'm gonna live my life differently.

Robin : I just want to tell my parents

Robin : I love them one more time.


It sits on top of the kidney. It's what's been causing your low sex drive.

Kathy : So it wasn't me? He's got a condition?

Uh, a tumor. That's not too...

Kathy : You can treat that, right?

Sam : These tumors are usually aggressive and found late

Sam : because the symptoms are so subtle.

What does that mean?

Sam : Treatment is difficult and risky, but there is hope.

Kathy : Oh, my God, honey. I can't believe I yelled at you.

Kathy : - I'm so sorry. - It's all right, honey.

Susan : - It's OK. - No, I'm horrible. I'm so sorry.

Kathy : I love you so much.


text from Jonathan with a picture of the other two kids and they look so cute

other two kids and they look so cute

other two kids and they look so cute then it all hats and scarves so there

then it all hats and scarves so there

then it all hats and scarves so there look Louis sticks last year we didn't

look Louis sticks last year we didn't

look Louis sticks last year we didn't make the fireworks I actually paid for a

make the fireworks I actually paid for a ticket for myself as well but it's just

ticket for myself as well but it's just

ticket for myself as well but it's just so much easier putting the babies to bed

so much easier putting the babies to bed it would have been really cold

it would have been really cold

it would have been really cold especially for Andrea and just way past

especially for Andrea and just way past

especially for Andrea and just way past that bedtime as well like I start his

that bedtime as well like I start his

that bedtime as well like I start his bath at 6 : 00 and fireworks don't start

bath at 6 : 00 and fireworks don't start until half 6 : 00 so there was no point I

until half 6 : 00 so there was no point I was just better off staying at home with

was just better off staying at home with the babies and then I mean and Eduardo

the babies and then I mean and Eduardo

the babies and then I mean and Eduardo going and enjoying it themselves with

going and enjoying it themselves with

going and enjoying it themselves with Jonathan


you can definitely tell that these are 100% beef, all beef.

- The consistency is even all the way through, so,

the mouth feel is so nice, oh my god.

- And then what I like about them also is they are not

too smooth, they have a little bit of like texture to them.

So you need texture.

- Some flavor in there, that's one of the best

beef meatballs I have ever had.

- Next up let's try the, these are like pork skin croutons.

Really, really crispy on the outside,

they started to taste like melt, like butter on the inside.

I think what would be absolutely awesome

if you take your spoon and then you submerge your spoon,

just drown them out, oh, oh, oh,

this is gonna be an amazing bite.

Wow, it's like the best I have ever,

oh another fire pot has just arrived.

How many of Aussie they go through,


Mmm, oh, it's all about the masala.

And the lime.

- It's really infused in the chicken.

- [Trevor] You like that?

- [Shiroz] It's really good.

- Mmm.

And next we can try the dahi wada.

This looks great.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, it's a sweet yogurt.

- That mix of sweet and savory.

- [Trevor] With the masala.

- [Shiroz] Oh, wow.

- It's a sweet masala-packed yogurt.

And after trying each of the snacks,

especially the delicious and super-plump,

syrup-infused gulab jumans, we made our way back home,

and went out again the next evening

for the ultimate local fast-breaking experience.

Right under a bridge.

And this is it, guys.

Whoa.

Right across here, Shiroz, you were saying,

this is where all the locals are gonna break the fast,

under the bridge, right?


Marshall : to this magical, special night for two weeks now.

Marshall : And, sweetie, during that time, I have been...

Marshall : How do I put this delicately?

Marshall : Saving all my love for you.

Lily : I have read 11 books on conception.

Lily : I have cut out

Lily : alcohol, caffeine and sugar.

Lily : I take my temperature every hour.

Lily : But good for you for not playing with yourself.

Ted : - I feel you, buddy. - Don't even touch me, dude.

Marshall : It's been two weeks.

Marshall : I'm, like, a light breeze away from having a big problem.

Barney : Seriously.

Marshall : Okay, I'm better now.

Ted : - What's this going to cost me? - Excuse me?

Ted : I want to buy your dibs.

Barney : Two... hundred...

Barney : and fifty thousand dollars.

Ted : 20 bucks.

Barney : But I...

Barney : - Can I go smell her first? - No.


Raj : ...thank you very much.

Amy : Gentlemen, the game offers us a choice...

Sheldon : ...between playing for the Republic and the light side...

Sheldon : ...or the Sith Empire and the dark side.

Leonard : We're always the good guys. ln "D&D" we're lawful good.

ln "City of Heroes" we're heroes. ln "Grand Theft Auto"...

Leonard : ...we pay the prostitutes promptly and never hit them with a bat.

Sheldon : Those women are prostitutes?

Sheldon : You said they were raising money for stem-cell research.

Howard : Hey, guys. I got a surprise.

Mm, if it's yogurt that helps ladies poop, l think Raj beat you to it.

No, Bernadette's gonna be playing with us.

Howard : So that's pretty cool, huh? Right? Sure, it is.


Taub : The statin was one month on, one month off.

Taub : I don't know why the symptoms keep coming and going,

Taub : but it is the drugs.

House : They're hiding under the stairs.

Taub : In the fat? That doesn't make sense.

House : I said stairs, not closet.

House : What was the last drug he was on before the drugs he was on

Taub : I'm not sure, I think...

Antacid.

House : Also, I'm looking at the file.

Yes.

Nurse : It's Dr. House.

Chase : Wake him up. We're done.

Nurse : No, no, he says he needs surgery, but not this one.

Chase : Did he give any specifics?

Nurse : Abdominal surgery to remove a bezoar.

Taub : It's like a hairball, but it's made up of undigested food.

Taub : You can get it if your stomach acid's low,

Taub : which Brandon's was because of an experimental antacid.


Wilson : You didn't just prove death is nothing. You proved propofol is.

House : You're saying the end is not the end'?

House : I was expecting, "Nothing is better than something lousy,"

House : but not, "The angels are waiting for me."

Wilson : I'm not having this conversation.

Why? Because it doesn't make sense?

Wilson : Because I'm not gonna change your mind, and I don't care.

Wilson : More importantly, you're not gonna change mine.

House : There is no heaven, there is no hell,

House : your soul is not gonna float out of your body

House : and join some great, unifying energy force.

House : The fact that you're dying is not gonna change that.

Wilson : Please, just go.


Sheldon : I can barely hear you over my theremin.


that I love so much about Bangkok.

- [Drew] Yep. Right on the street.

- Stalls, the aromas of beautiful soups and chilis

and limes. - Absolutely, man

- [Mark] Oh, yeah.

speaking Thai


House : You're serious.

Cuddy : Yep. Get out of here.

Eve : I can't.

Eve's Mom : I forgot her stuffed animal at home.

Eve's Mom : It's been with her through all the chemo sessions so far.

I need Lamby.

She doesn't want me to do it alone.


Sheldon : Penny?

Howard : Would you have opened the door if you knew it was me?

Penny : Not since I found out

Penny : the teddy bear you gave me had a webcam in it.

Howard : I just have a question.

Howard : Does Bernadette ever talk about me?

Penny : Oh, absolutely.

Howard : She does? Yeah, sure.

Penny : Just yesterday, she asked,

"Why is Howard hiding under the table?"

Howard : She saw that, huh?

Penny : Oh, no, not at first.

Penny : Right after I pointed it out.

Howard : Let me ask you something else.

Howard : Is she seeing anybody?

Oh, not that I know of.

Penny : Hey, while we're on the subject,

Penny : why did you guys break up anyway?

Howard : Oh, I'd rather not say.

Penny : Howard, if you want my help, I've got to know what happened.

Howard : But it's embarrassing...

Penny : Yeah, that's what I'm counting on. Spill.

Okay. Well, you know World of Warcraft?

Penny : Um, the online game? Sure.

Howard : Well, did you know

Howard : that the characters in the game can have sex with each other?


Castle : Twelfth Precinct. Let's boogie.

Harold : Come on. Let's go already.


Howard : I know.

I wanna thank you for taking time to see me.

Hawking : My pleasure.

Hawking : I enjoyed reading your paper very much.

Hawking : You clearly have a brilliant mind.

Howard : I know.

Hawking : Your thesis that the Higgs boson is a black hole...

Hawking : ...accelerating backwards through time is fascinating.

Sheldon : Thank you. It just... It came to me one morning in the shower.

Howard : That's nice.

Hawking : Too bad it's wrong.

What do you mean, "wrong"?

Hawking : You made an arithmetic mistake on page two.

Hawking : It was quite the boner.

No, no. But that can't be right.

l don't make arithmetic mistakes.

Hawking : Are you saying I do?

Sheldon : Oh, no. No, no, of course not.

Sheldon : It's just, I was thinking... Oh, gosh, golly. I made a boo-boo.

Sheldon : And I gave it to Stephen Hawking.


that we had to order more food.

And I don't even know if it's possible to stop eating.

Ying says we should start with the soup while it's hot.

This is gai-bon-dome-bru-kom.

And it is free range chicken

which is then boiled with that same fruit.

I guess I'll just go in for a seed in some of the broth.

Oh, that's sour.

Whoa, whoa.

That goes down your body with sourness.

Oh, it's so sour it's making my teeth hurt immediately,

like immediately, in front of those green chilis.

You know how sour a lime is?


Ross : - Here you go. - I didn't want cinnamon on this.

Sorry.


lt's okay. l get that a lot doing what l do.

But l am straight. l'm engaged, actually.

-Her name's Delia. -That's pretty.

Ross : So you're just, like, a guy who's a nanny.

l realize how it's a bit unorthodox for some people.

But l really believe the most satisfying thing you can do with your life...

...is take care of a child.

Okay.

Like at my last job.

l met Daniel when he was 3 weeks old.

And l got to watch him grow into this awesome person.

When l left, l said, ''l'll see you soon.''

And he said to me, ''Skadandy?''

That was his name for me.


Ghost : Theodore...

heed my words :

do not try to save The Arcadian.

Ted : Barney, there's condoms in the drawer.

Ted : Just take them and get out.


Leonard : How about the toaster oven?

Sheldon : What did the toaster oven ever do to you?

What did I do to Jimmy Mullins in the third grade?

Leonard : He still punched me in the face with my own fists.

Leonard : Sorry, you little nerd. You were just in the wrong boys' room at the wrong time.

Howard : Gentlemen, goggles.

Sheldon : Yeah, this is an auspicious moment.

Sheldon : Like Robert Oppenheimer or Neil Armstrong...

Sheldon : ...we need the appropriate words to mark this historic scientific event.

How about, "Die, toaster, die"?

Leonard : That'll do it.

Raj after watching complete destruction of toaster oven : All right, what's next?

No, I think I'm just gonna stay in tonight and do laundry.

[SCREAMS]


Hawaiian venture diving Chris this is

Hawaiian venture diving Chris this is the guy this is the guy Chris he's wait

the guy this is the guy Chris he's wait

the guy this is the guy Chris he's wait which one okay if your life is scared of

which one okay if your life is scared of a little fish all right think of a giant

a little fish all right think of a giant shark dude trust me I thought they were

shark dude trust me I thought they were

shark dude trust me I thought they were going shopping that she was legit like

going shopping that she was legit like

going shopping that she was legit like I'm just gonna go shopping oh yeah and

I'm just gonna go shopping oh yeah and

I'm just gonna go shopping oh yeah and then she got in the cars let's go we all

then she got in the cars let's go we all right earplugs dude

right earplugs dude

right earplugs dude yeah that's from the screams

all right just hit the location I don't

all right just hit the location I don't

all right just hit the location I don't know man like a lot of movies start out

know man like a lot of movies start out

know man like a lot of movies start out like this I feel like a lot of movies

like this I feel like a lot of movies

like this I feel like a lot of movies start out like this it's so blue on the

start out like this it's so blue on the

start out like this it's so blue on the depth right here is 300 feet as you can

depth right here is 300 feet as you can

depth right here is 300 feet as you can imagine it's about a football field deep

imagine it's about a football field deep it's pretty pretty creepy to think about

it's pretty pretty creepy to think about oh they're coming up oh geez


Chandler : So I'm not gonna lose her?

Rachel : Oh, honey, you're not a total loser.

I said, "So I'm not gonna lose her?"

Ross : Guess who's here!

It's the toughest guy in Toyland, Ben!

Ross : Real American hero I'm G.I. Joe!

Drop the Barbie. Drop the Barbie.

Ross : G.I. Joe? You really think he'll fall for that?


Howard : ...who claims he wrote Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

Then you give up on love, go to Marie Callender's...

Howard : ...buy a pie and eat it in your car in the parking lot.

- What time should I be at your mother's? - I told her around 7.

Leonard : I swear, that man is the most egotistical, insufferable human being I have ever met.

Penny : Yeah, but you two make such a cute couple.

Like Bert and Ernie.

Penny : You guys even teach me stuff about words and numbers.

Leonard : Well, I've had it, I am done.

I can't live with him one more minute.

Wow, where are you gonna go?

Well, I was thinking here with you.

Sheldon : Oh.

Is that a problem?

No, no, no. It's great.

It's terrific. You know, I just can't help feel bad about Sheldon.

I mean, how's he gonna get by without you...

...Ernie?


Cuddy : Human parthenogenesis? You proved...

Yep.

House : It's unbelievable. But I personally checked it five times.

Taub : How did you check it five times?

Cuddy : The cycler's broken. You would have had to send it out.

Cuddy : It would have taken... Oh, yeah.

House : That does sound impossible now that I think of it.

House : I guess the better explanation is that the paternity test showed she cheated,

House : so I faked the whole parthenogenesis thingy.

Cuddy : What? Why?


[A : ] My makeup's all smudged.

Did you weigh her?

No, we haven't weighed her yet.

Look at these little toesies though.

Look at these little toesies though.

Aw.

They're so cute.


he'd be okay that's just mental brainy

he'd be okay that's just mental brainy right next next term I got the full four

right next next term I got the full four I got a full roster hello there look at

I got a full roster hello there look at

I got a full roster hello there look at the absolute okay so let me just start

the absolute okay so let me just start

the absolute okay so let me just start that again in case you're wondering why

that again in case you're wondering why

that again in case you're wondering why what a house looks like when you come

what a house looks like when you come

what a house looks like when you come back from a holiday with three kids two

back from a holiday with three kids two

back from a holiday with three kids two adults yeah this is our reality right

adults yeah this is our reality right

adults yeah this is our reality right now that's full of laundry these are

now that's full of laundry these are

now that's full of laundry these are just and

just and

just and and this one is half laundry half not so


Ted : How cool is that?


Well, I can tell you this,

that genius kid, Louis, definitely didn't kill him either.

Ryan : - How do you know that? - While I was tracking

his IP address with Castle,

Hayley : I noticed that during the time of the murder,

Hayley : Louis was at a coffee shop in Brooklyn.

Alexis : And a barista remembers seeing him.

Esposito : Which makes David Lacey our prime suspect.

Hayley : Who's this Lacey guy?

Esposito : He runs a heist crew with a trail of bodies.

We got one of his soldiers in holding, but he's not talking.

Alexis : Wait, is my dad in danger?

Ryan : We really need to find him.

Fast.

Slaughter : Yum, yum, yum.

Oh.

Slaughter : Try that.


apply pressure like down so clearly the

apply pressure like down so clearly the pond is finally getting super thick

pond is finally getting super thick

pond is finally getting super thick thick enough that we have big plans this

thick enough that we have big plans this week maybe a race of some sort out here

week maybe a race of some sort out here

week maybe a race of some sort out here on the phone it's gonna be a lot of fun

on the phone it's gonna be a lot of fun

on the phone it's gonna be a lot of fun very just fun would you think buddy

very just fun would you think buddy

very just fun would you think buddy what'd you think of all this snow this

what'd you think of all this snow this

what'd you think of all this snow this is like your first real winter is a real

is like your first real winter is a real dog he was just a pup last year we are


Howard : ...went into my first anaphylactic shock, had to be rushed to the hospital...

Howard : ...came home, celebrated with a Snickers, went into my second anaphylactic shock.

Raj : When did you figure out you're allergic to nuts?

Howard : Sometime around the third Almond Joy.

Okay, wanna start loading this stuff into the truck?

Howard : Yeah, I guess.

Hey, would you do me a favor? Go on ahead.


...they won't even let me in the store anymore.

What if I said you could do it in my apartment?

Chandler : Are you telling me...

Chandler : ...you bought the chair that makes all others obsolete?

Chandler : The chair that Sit Magazine called "Chair of the Year"?

Rachel : I just purchased...

Rachel : ...the La-Z-Boy E-Cliner 3000.

Well, that's awesome! That's great! What made you do it?


You know, I End myself wondering

Sheldon : if anything you've ever told me is true.

Leonard : I didn't make it back. The ship sank, I'm in hell.

Sheldon : You say you're from New Jersey, but how can I believe you?

Leonard : Why would anyone claim to be from New Jersey if they weren't?

Sheldon : All right, I'll give you that one.

Leonard : Hey, I said I was sorry. What else do you want from me?

Sheldon : I want you to admit that what you did was wrong.

Leonard : Fine. What I did was wrong.

Sheldon : I wish I could believe you.

Penny : You know what? I'm not driving you to work,

Leonard : because you're incredibly annoying.

Sheldon : You say one thing and do the other,

Sheldon : so then you are driving me and you find me a delight.

Bernadette : -Stop it. -Keep it up?

-B!/eg -Hello!


What, I'm unemploy.

Janitor : The bat.

Janitor : Ambassador of darkness.

Janitor : Flitting out of his cave like a winged messenger.

Sightless specter of the macabre.

Ross : Buddy, my monkey?


Monica : We still have a minute and a half left, and we're down by two points.

Two points, ladies.

Monica : Phoebe, you do a buttonhook again.

Monica : Rachel, you go long.

No, don't make me go long. Use me. They never cover me.

Honey, there's a reason.

Monica, I'm not lame, okay? I can do something. I can throw.

- Let me throw. This is my game too. - Come on, Mon. Let her throw the ball.


Woman : - Right? - Yeah.

Bob : Don't worry, it'll be all right.

Wilson : Enjoying the salad?


[Music]

the tree we made it back to the beasts

the tree we made it back to the beasts

the tree we made it back to the beasts oh my goodness is that why you got wait

oh my goodness is that why you got wait

oh my goodness is that why you got wait where am I going

where am I going

where am I going thank you fused okay we did make it hope

thank you fused okay we did make it hope I mean we're not home yet but we did

I mean we're not home yet but we did

I mean we're not home yet but we did make it back I mean all these cars are

make it back I mean all these cars are

make it back I mean all these cars are like sliding all over the place it's

like sliding all over the place it's

like sliding all over the place it's scary if she stuck oh it's not the

scary if she stuck oh it's not the

scary if she stuck oh it's not the sliding thing I'm feeling do you think

sliding thing I'm feeling do you think

sliding thing I'm feeling do you think that's what's happening oh yeah they're

that's what's happening oh yeah they're

that's what's happening oh yeah they're all stuck I mean it wasn't that long ago

all stuck I mean it wasn't that long ago that I didn't have a car like London and

that I didn't have a car like London and it's the weekend you don't actually have

it's the weekend you don't actually have to go anywhere those doors


Bailey : Grey come see me, and who was on call last night?

Bailey : Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.

Bailey : Redo these and return them to me before lunch, understood?

Bailey : - Understood. - Karev, don't tempt me.

Bailey : - Somebody's popular. - Meaning?

Bailey : There's been a special request, just for you.

Burke : The chief runs through all of this?

Burke : Before lunch. After, you've got calls to return, a budget to approve,

Burke : two staff meetings, and four of Richard's surgeries, including your own.

Burke : Absolutely. No problem.

Patricia : Virgins.

Derek : So. Congratulations are in order.

Burke : Don't sweat it, I'll only be your boss for a few days.

I'm aware of Richard's recovery time. I operated on him, remember?

I do. He survived and chose me to take over while recruiting your wife.

Derek : Clearly, he has brain damage.

Burke : Or is it your ex-wife? I'm a little fuzzy on that.

Derek : - We're separated. - Sorry to interrupt, Dr. Burke.


you got this you gotta keep turning it

you got this you gotta keep turning it is a heavy heavy I mean I mean I put the

is a heavy heavy I mean I mean I put the future singing she's mean she's mean

future singing she's mean she's mean

future singing she's mean she's mean you're almost there you're almost there

you're almost there you're almost there

you're almost there you're almost there hey guys it's running oh it's not even

hey guys it's running oh it's not even

hey guys it's running oh it's not even in the fire not even hook it see I knew


little three now you're a big four

little three now you're a big four furious for fearless four

I mean yeah you have to promise tell

I mean yeah you have to promise tell

I mean yeah you have to promise tell Eduardo you promise you look after him


Castle : The long hours. The blank pages.

Castle : Most people think that writing is a solitary profession,

Castle : that we spend our days in our imaginary worlds,

Castle : fighting, loving, dying.

Castle : But we don't do it alone.

Castle : Because anything that's good in our writing comes from truth.

Castle : And the truth is,

Castle : I'm here because of the people in my life.

Mother,

Castle : you will always be a star in my eyes.

Castle : And, Alexis, you amaze me every day.

Castle : You two are my redheaded pillars of unconditional love.

Castle : To my friends at the 12th Precinct,

Castle : you let me in.

Especially, you two, Javier, Kevin.

You made me your brother-in-arms, and I thank you for that.

Castle : And, Kate.

Castle : Seven years ago, I thought I would never write again,

Castle : and then you walked through the door,

Castle : and my whole world changed.

Castle : You were right. You said I had no idea.

Castle : But now I do.

Castle : This is because of you.


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entire collection we found them on Amazon and we ordered them yesterday and

Amazon and we ordered them yesterday and we primed them so we got them today now

we primed them so we got them today now

we primed them so we got them today now we're just gonna have a quick look now I

we're just gonna have a quick look now I know I know it's just naked I know what

know I know it's just naked I know what

know I know it's just naked I know what you're thinking but Dad we'd much rather

you're thinking but Dad we'd much rather read the friendliest roundest Taccone

read the friendliest roundest Taccone

read the friendliest roundest Taccone Jolie's in the grey cat nap book daddy


Ted from 2030 : I thought you didn't even want the job.

Ted : I didn't!

Ted : I don't!

Ted : I don't.

Ted : I don't!

Ted : - Okay, I'll do it! - What?

Barney : It's too late.

Ted : I'll design it for half of what you're paying the other architect.

Ted : And you know I will do stuff they would never do.

Ted : Lobby stuff.

Barney : Half?

Barney : - On behalf of Goliath National Bank... - Okay, it's a move.

Robin : - What? - Dude!

Marshall : There is no other architect. I'm sorry, I'm sorry I lied.

Marshall : I was being Barney's wingman, and I never get to be the wingman.


- [Trevor] And then look at this here.

So these are the black crabs right?

- [Peyman] Black crabs yeah.

- [Trevor] And he said this was in the

provencal sauce right?

- [Peyman] Correct, that's it.

SO that is the homul fish, the garopa,

and they took out all the bones,

they made it into filets.

It looks like they battered it and then they deep fried it.

- And I'm just loving it, we're right looking out over

the Burj Khalifa and this is the real joy right here.

This is the meaning of life right here.

- Oh wow.

- Look at those beauties.

- [Peyman] It's jumbo prawns.

- [Trevor] Jumbo prawns, we got six jumbo prawns.

Look at the flesh.

So this is also the provencal sauce?

- [Peyman] It is, so the provencal has lemon,

butter, garlic,

a little bit of coriander, salt, pepper, and that's it.

- That is beautiful, we got so much food.

And then we got a couple appetizers here.

Oh and.

- Oh yeah, yeah, let's not forget this,


Taub : That's all we know.

You're such a brave boy.


Ted : We were checking out Moustache Marshall.

Robin : Ah. Ah.

Jen : Gosh, I thought you were such a jerk.

Jen : I'm so sorry.

Ted : Yeah, well, it's nice to know

Ted : "past me" wasn't a total jackass, huh?

Jen : "Present you" isn't so bad, either.

Jen : Thank you very much. You got it.

Jen : Yes.

Jen : Oh, yeah!

Jen : I remember this.

...and there's the Chrysler Building.

And the Empire State Building.

And at 12 : 00, a rotund couple

going at it against the glass.

Jen : Aww...

Jen : That's kind of sweet.

Jen : Oh, look.

Jen : Snack break.

Ted : Good for them.

Ted : Letting a guy eat pizza off your back, that's love.

Ted : So, um...

Ted : I know this wasn't the best first date of all time,

but, uh, I'm glad we stuck it out.

Jen : Me, too.


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know I want that sweater like a

know I want that sweater like a hairdryer kiss is about you obviously

hairdryer kiss is about you obviously

hairdryer kiss is about you obviously electronics right PlayStation Xbox

electronics right PlayStation Xbox

electronics right PlayStation Xbox recycle that the good stuff right that's

recycle that the good stuff right that's the good stuff yeah does everybody

the good stuff yeah does everybody

the good stuff yeah does everybody already have

how about some Beats headphones right

how about some Beats headphones right

how about some Beats headphones right I'm thinking too good stuff here let's

I'm thinking too good stuff here let's

I'm thinking too good stuff here let's use this money wisely you want to get

use this money wisely you want to get

use this money wisely you want to get they probably have the Apple earpods

they probably have the Apple earpods

they probably have the Apple earpods what do people want I like I see I like

what do people want I like I see I like

what do people want I like I see I like those better airports don't stay in my

those better airports don't stay in my

those better airports don't stay in my ear they just fall out you can get more

ear they just fall out you can get more

ear they just fall out you can get more away rather than just one beats for

away rather than just one beats for

away rather than just one beats for theropods in the comments which one's

theropods in the comments which one's

theropods in the comments which one's better oh yeah one of those bad boys

better oh yeah one of those bad boys

better oh yeah one of those bad boys everybody wants that Xbox x1x boom hard


Chandler : -No, you should. -Don't argue.

Ross : I get to choose my best man.

Ross : I want both you guys.

Really?

Ross : Both you guys should be up there with me.

You two are my

I'm lucky to have just one good

Chandler : Thanks, man.

I got to go check something, okay?

Chandler : -What a baby! -Total wuss.

-How come you're getting Nana's ring? -Mom gave it to me.

She said something about it being a wedding ring and that you may not need...

...one.

I really didn't need to tell you all that.

I don't really think it's fair. I mean, I've always loved that ring.

Oh, Mon, I'm sorry.

I'd let you have it, but Emily's gotten really attached to it.

Thanks.

Joey : -Here you go. -Thanks.

Emily, did you know that that ring spent two days in a duck's colon?


room the bed oh yeah it really is like a cloud it's a really really nice bed


That's so cute. Ross and Mike's first date.

lt's not a date.

But if it turns out to be something more...

...l'll leave a tie on the door.

Will that be awkward? What are you gonna talk about?

l don't know. But you know, we have a lot in common, you know?

He plays piano. l played keyboards in college.

He's been divorced. l have some experience in that area.

-Yeah? -Hi!

Girl's night out indeed.

So l think Emma is probably down for the night...

-...but if you need anything-- -We'll be fine.

-You go have fun. -Okay, you too.

-Thanks. -And l hope you score.

Monica : -Okay. Bye. -Bye.


We are tired. We are scared.

Denying it doesn't change the truth.

Bailey : Hi, Mrs. Tate?

It's Miranda. Miranda Bailey.

I'm calling about Jeremiah.

I'm so sorry.


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crack open the outer shell and inside you're gonna find treasure in this case

you're gonna find treasure in this case

you're gonna find treasure in this case porky sweet treasure whoa oh hang on a

porky sweet treasure whoa oh hang on a

porky sweet treasure whoa oh hang on a sec I'm yeah are you guys remember the


Well, just at least let me know what I can do to make it up to you.

Beckett : You could leave me alone.

Yes, well, I tried that, and it didn't work.

Castle : Hey, I could buy you a pony!

Focus, Castle. Crime scene, okay?

Castle : It's raining men.

Castle, what are you doing here?

Beckett : Don't worry. We're still mad at him.

A guy in a tree, Mom and Dad bickering. Seems like old times.

Beckett : How's it going up there?

Lanie : I got tree branches poking my boobs and spotlights shining up my booty.

Esposito : Could be worse. You could be wearing a skirt.

Lanie : When I come down, I'm gonna smack you.

- I'll be looking forward to that. - Here.


Penny : Hey, you guys want to play a drinking game?

Oh, well now, well now, we'll never win.

Sheldon : You always play the drinking game.

Not the drinking game, a drinking game.


Castle : Is that also how she knew that Albert Moreno

Castle : would find true love through bankruptcy?

Beckett : She got lucky.

Oh.

Castle : Or maybe it's just that she couldn't get everything she needed

Castle : from her abilities alone

Castle : and needed to do a little extra digging.

Castle : I have a fantastic imagination,

Castle : yet I still do a ton of research when I write a book.

Castle : Surrounded by skeptics.

Esposito : It's called being a cop, bro.

Alexis : Oh, great and powerful spirits,

Alexis : tell us, should Gram break up with Chet Palaburn?


- And so what this restaurant is most famous for,

and why I was so excited to come here

is for their Molcajetes

which is a stone bowl mortar.

And what they do is they take one of them,

they put it on the hot grill,

then they put all the ingredients inside

then they foil it until it's sizzling away,

and then they serve it to you.

food sizzling


Ryan : Hey, how are the wedding plans going? Everything good?

Yeah. Yeah, great.

Great.

Ryan : Well, if there's anything I can do to help,

Ryan : literally, symbolically, just let me know.

Castle : I will.

ESPOSITO : So what happened, bro? The two of you did a job together?

Esposito : And you had a falling out,

Esposito : then you decided you didn't want to share the score?

Carter : Dude, I'm telling you, I didn't kill anyone.

Beckett : Come on, Carter, you had his bag and his ID on you.

Beckett : You were blocks away from where he was killed

Beckett : and you ride a motocross bike.

Beckett : With your criminal record, this is gonna be a slam dunk for the DA.

Carter : No, no, no, I'm telling you.

Carter : The last time I saw Logan that night, he was still alive.

Beckett : So you admit to having seen him.

Yes.

Good.

Carter : He heard about my past and hired me for a job.

Beckett : Okay, so what was the job?


Jesus.

What do you say, Preston? Ready to go fishing?

We're all going fishing.

- That's why we're up here. - No, I mean...

Just me and you. Just us.


I had redirects for breakfast as a child okay I know my son is Peter Baxter

okay I know my son is Peter Baxter

okay I know my son is Peter Baxter records as a child it's like his son

records as a child it's like his son

records as a child it's like his son will have weight effects like Queen of X


Lily : Falafel?

Robin : Falafel.

Lily : Instead of telling ted you love him,

Lily : You said "falafel"?

Robin : I totally choked.

Lily : I just don't get it.

Lily : Why can't you tell ted you love him?

Robin : Oh, come on, this is a big deal for me.

Lily : Oh, god, you'd think you never said it to a guy before.

Ted voix off : No.

Robin : Okay, well, I don't usually get this far

Robin : In the relationship.

Robin : I usually take the three-week exit.

Lily : Don't tell me you're actually buying into

Lily : Barney's freeway theory.


[BOTTLE SHATTERS]

Leonard : Thirty feet.


Leonard : Penny, are you okay?

PENNY : I'm fine, Leonard. Just go away.

Leonard : I understand that breaking up with someone can be very painful...


Vietnam I tried the gold hot pot the

Vietnam I tried the gold hot pot the passion fruit hot pot and we're gonna

passion fruit hot pot and we're gonna

passion fruit hot pot and we're gonna just wrap everything up with a water

just wrap everything up with a water

just wrap everything up with a water buffalo hot pot I think my pot is ready

buffalo hot pot I think my pot is ready

buffalo hot pot I think my pot is ready you guys ready for this

you guys ready for this

you guys ready for this I wish you could have smelled that I

I wish you could have smelled that I

I wish you could have smelled that I really do if you smell that you'd be

really do if you smell that you'd be

really do if you smell that you'd be running outside right now I've got

running outside right now I've got

running outside right now I've got somebody it's like there's tons of

somebody it's like there's tons of

somebody it's like there's tons of veggies inside a lot of onion look at

veggies inside a lot of onion look at

veggies inside a lot of onion look at this like a whole onion just just sliced

this like a whole onion just just sliced up in here

up in here

up in here water buffalo meat and check this out

water buffalo meat and check this out

water buffalo meat and check this out like a lot of taro and a lot of leafy

like a lot of taro and a lot of leafy

like a lot of taro and a lot of leafy greens so I think what I'm supposed to


Dorie : - And the other one gets better? - It helps.

Dorie : - How? - We don't really know.

Meredith she removes Kate from the incubator : Sometimes babies get stressed in the ICUs from all the activity.

Meredith : This way there's someone there to comfort them.

Meredith : To be there with them.

Excellent blood flow at all three places. You're healing nicely.

Karl : - And I like my new nose. - Your wife will like it, too.

I'm not so sure what she'll say about your new houseguests.

I'm going to let these guys go in the lake near my favorite hiking trail.

They saved my face. The least I can do for 'em. And I don't have a wife.

- I'm sorry. Your wedding ring... - I'm divorced. Just never took it off.

By the way... sorry you had to see that little scene earlier.

Karl : Talking with the girl who isn't your girlfriend

Karl : about the girl you'd like to be your girlfriend?

Izzie : Yeah.

George : She shouldn't have said that stuff. It was just...

She was very unprofessional.

Yeah, but is it true?

Do you like this Meredith?


Ted : All you ever talk about is having kids!

Ted : And now you have one little freak-out and you want to get a dog instead?!

Ted : Unacceptable! You're gonna turn around,

Ted : you're gonna go home, get naked,

Ted : lie together as man and wife until Lily is great with child.

Ted : Right now!

Ted : I'm serious! Go, go, go!

Barney, singsongy : Marshall and Lily got in trouble.

Ted : And you!

Ted : You look real stupid in that suit.

Ted : You're gonna go get your money back and give it to charity.

Ted : And I don't mean that stripper you keep e-mailing us about,

Ted : even though we beg you to take us off that list.

Barney : I can't give this suit back.

Barney : Ted, I glow in the dark. I finally glow in the dark!

Ted : Criminals of New York! Attention!


So this is youtiao

which is like deep fried Chinese breadstick.

You dip the youtiao

into your doujiang

These are pickled veg here and you can eat that

along with it.

Dip it deep and there's a little sugar on the bottom.

Oh yeah, classic Chinese breakfast.

It's almost like a churro,

except not sweet.

We've also got some xifan

which is like a rice porridge here,

look at that guys,

that was fried in an extremely dark oil

but you never know, maybe it's good.


Phoebe : ...I convinced him.


Milo : Pretty sure you need a warrant for that.

Beckett : Not if you agree to cooperate,

Beckett : - which I highly encourage you to do. - CELL PHONE CHIMES


Lily : ticking...

Lily : ticking.

Crowd : That's...

Barney : the most harrowing story I've ever heard.

Barney : Is it true?


Ohh, it has a very light, kind of fishy, miso broth flavor

to it with those green onions or leeks in there.

Light and really good.

Mmm. That's delicious as well.

With just a thin layer off fish on that one.

Followed with ginger. Oh, it's so complimentary.

Whenever I eat sushi, I could down

a whole pile of that pickled ginger.

Bite after bite of just extreme freshness.

Ohh. That's another, a winner of a melt-in-your-mouth bite.


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everyone's gone everyone's gone I can't give you like the full information about

give you like the full information about it but I joined here I don't be that's

it but I joined here I don't be that's

it but I joined here I don't be that's not how I saw myself has not come to

not how I saw myself has not come to

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Emilia be Bianca Navy lots mood racks

Emilia be Bianca Navy lots mood racks here

ICSD unless he's running away guys see

ICSD unless he's running away guys see

ICSD unless he's running away guys see there's a cat in the garden you got a

there's a cat in the garden you got a

there's a cat in the garden you got a free cat right hey let's get a free cat

free cat right hey let's get a free cat

free cat right hey let's get a free cat where are you going Amelia finally got a

where are you going Amelia finally got a cash her dreams have come true

cash her dreams have come true

cash her dreams have come true no Alexi then I come around the front

no Alexi then I come around the front

no Alexi then I come around the front guy are the bad guys come on he's put


That's just natural jam in fruit skin.

upbeat music

Just crazy good.

It is, it's like pudding.

So you can see it's like a very thin dough.

And then you can see that.

She smeared on this mixture of minced meat and carrot.

That is just delicious.

That's almost like a carrot jam,

smeared within this savory thin dough.

- speaking foreign language

- It's just the beginning.

It is just the breakfast.


Wednesday's guys what it talks

Wednesday's guys what it talks oh my goodness

oh my goodness

oh my goodness [Music]


Derek : - He asked you? - Who wants dessert?

Burke as Chief.

Did you see how miserable they were?

Richard promised me chief.

Meredith : It's so sad. She's not talking to him, he's not talking to her.

He asked me to come out here.

Said I would become chief.

But no, no, no, no.

Derek : - He asks Burke. - I don't think they're gonna make it.

He said to me, "Shep, you're my man. "' Not Burke.

Meredith : How can two people be in a relationship and not talk?

Derek : I am supposed to be chief.

George? Can I come in?

I made you cookies, brownies, muffins. I always make muffins.


SIGHS

ELEVATOR BELL DINGS

Good news. I cross-referenced my mother's list with my list.

Castle : We have three names in common.

Wow, three names. That's great.

Beckett : That takes us from, what, 585 to 582?

There's gotta be a better way to cut this down.

Beckett : Ryan, you guys kept your wedding small.

What was it, like, 100 people?

Ryan : Yeah. That's all we could afford.

How did you contain the list?


Taub : But it's my fault you needed someone else.

Taub : I keep hurting you.

Rachel : We love each other.

House still Pacing And Gesturing A Lot : I know.

Taub : But are you happy?


Chase : House didn't mock my viral idea. He just said it was wrong.

Chase : Which means he didn't want to give reasons.

Chase : Which means I must have been close.

I'm thinking bacterial.

Chase : I'm doing a blood culture.

Foreman : I am doing an MRI.

If it was a tumor,

Cameron : intracranial pressure could cause his brain to herniate before lunch.

Foreman : Same thing with the stress test.

Cameron : Which is why I'm ditching it. What are you doing instead?

Cameron : Not telling.

Seriously? You're playing his game?

Cameron : We're all playing his game. Might as well enjoy it.

Chase : Anybody else sick at work?

Will : I had a stomachache before him.

Jack : This isn't your fault, Will. Keep working.

Will : My brother's in the hospital.

Mrs. Collier won't care if I finish my homework.

Jack : Your brother cares if you finish your homework.


Joey : Ask them if they brought their friends souvenirs.

Hello. 8th Street Deli?


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cool rod you want to blog you want to blog yes I do you want to vlog you gotta

blog yes I do you want to vlog you gotta hold it okay weirdly warping into our

hold it okay weirdly warping into our

hold it okay weirdly warping into our room which is literally exactly the same

room which is literally exactly the same but we're now here hanging out and the

but we're now here hanging out and the

but we're now here hanging out and the kids were playing juice off chakra how

kids were playing juice off chakra how

kids were playing juice off chakra how was your day how was your day it was

was your day how was your day it was

was your day how was your day it was good

good

good yeah well I'm took or for a while in the

yeah well I'm took or for a while in the morning so I got to you know do my own


- [Bryan] Oh, my gosh, babe.

- Did you know what was happening?

laughs

- [Bryan] Our kids, come on, Finn,

you can't do stuff like that, buddy.

- He's just dumping it.

It's just like dumping. - So much water.

- [Missy] Finn, no, that's so naughty.

- [Bryan] You were trying to flood the house,

you crazy kid.

- Oh my gosh, the phone rang, and he was like gasps ,


pepper in a tomato and I remember just

pepper in a tomato and I remember just from the sauce this is kind of citrusy

from the sauce this is kind of citrusy

from the sauce this is kind of citrusy and this is aqua hina another jungle

and this is aqua hina another jungle

and this is aqua hina another jungle through I'm gonna try them both oils

through I'm gonna try them both oils

through I'm gonna try them both oils coming out very smooth very orange juicy

coming out very smooth very orange juicy agua Hina and this is more thick and it

agua Hina and this is more thick and it

agua Hina and this is more thick and it has like a little more residue on the

has like a little more residue on the

has like a little more residue on the inside a little more pulp this smells

inside a little more pulp this smells

inside a little more pulp this smells really mild and and this discuss some

really mild and and this discuss some

really mild and and this discuss some hmm almost a little fermented smell to

hmm almost a little fermented smell to

hmm almost a little fermented smell to it the coconut drink oh that's delicious

it the coconut drink oh that's delicious I smooth it cut taste a little orange

I smooth it cut taste a little orange

I smooth it cut taste a little orange juicy agua Hina I really like this

juicy agua Hina I really like this

juicy agua Hina I really like this there's my drink there's my drink them

there's my drink there's my drink them

there's my drink there's my drink them now I owe its it's got a little fiber

now I owe its it's got a little fiber

now I owe its it's got a little fiber inside but it's like fermentation maybe

inside but it's like fermentation maybe

inside but it's like fermentation maybe that's what's kind of giving this lower

that's what's kind of giving this lower

that's what's kind of giving this lower edge oh I just saw this this dip is made

edge oh I just saw this this dip is made from cocoa nough also with these little

from cocoa nough also with these little

from cocoa nough also with these little peppers and these are supposed to really

peppers and these are supposed to really spicy chili peppers I'm not gonna just


Izzie : Yeah. Yeah, I do.

Alex : That was before I knew you. Thanks, man. Very helpful.

George : I need you to help me do an exam on Meredith's mom.

A standard exam? You did go to med school, right?

George : She thinks I'm her ex-husband. She won't let me.

- Dr. Grey? - Goddamn it, Thatcher. I'm at work.

I have told you I'm too busy to deal with you now. No more cartoons!!

George : - She means interruptions. - No more interruptions, Thatch.

Alex : You heard the doctor. Hi, I'm Dr. Karev. Pleased to meet you.

I've always admired your work.

Ellis : You're familiar with the laparoscopic Grey method?

Alex : I've studied footage of the operation you pioneered.

Alex : You're something else.

Ellis : Good. Well, then. We're wasting time. Let's scrub in.

Well, I'm going to need to do a short exam before you start surgery.

Alex : I know, new hospital policy, annoying bureaucrats.


Derek points to the computer screen with scans of Mr. Martin's brain : There it is. It's on the S1 vertebra.

Meredith : So removing it should fix the problem?

Derek : Doesn't look like there's nerve damage.

Derek : There shouldn't be any long-term effect.

Derek : I'd wait a few weeks before I tested it out, though.

Meredith : Funny. You're a funny man.

Derek : I just didn't know you two were dating.

Meredith : You knew it would happen eventually.

"Eventually" feels a lot different than "actually."

Meredith : Yeah, I guess it does.

Derek sighs : Well, it's surprisingly painful.

Meredith : It gets better.

Derek : Does it?

Well, I don't know, but I'm determined to be optimistic.

Derek : So you officially signed your contract. Congratulations.


Marshall : You're not the dean.

Robin : College... good times.


And I got a piece of sausage in here too.

Beans and rice.

What a, what a combination of love.

upbeat Latin music

That roll of dough with meat inside and tomato sauce.

upbeat Latin music

Feels like a noodle wrapper,

but it's more of like a pancake.

Minced meat in the middle

with a very vibrant tomato sauce.

- Be careful,

be careful with the pequi. - Yeah.

You two handled it well. laughs

True, but the flavor is just, it's unbelievably good.

- Yes.

- Like, it's so unique.

upbeat Latin music

Hearty food.

Okay, I'm going to try some of the juices

that the owner just brought us.

speaking in foreign language

Not sure what this one is,

but it's a green juice, a local fruit.


Monica : - Wait! - What?

Let's go to lunch!

I can't go to lunch!

Right.

Oh, good God, I've fallen down.

What's going on?

All right, honey, listen.

When I tell you what I'm about to tell you, I need you to remember...

Rachel : ...that we are all here for you and that we love you.

Okay, you're really freaking me out.

We can't find Chandler...


Cameron : Obviously we missed some foreign tissue. There's something still in him.

Foreman : The hallucinations and seizures indicate problems in the temporal lobe.

Foreman : Sorry, House, it is neurological.

Foreman : Looks like you were wrong, again.

Chase : We didn't miss anything.

The brain scan was completely clean.

House : Our tag must not have penetrated the blood brain barrier.

House : Don't use an IV this time, get it right into the brain.

Cameron : No cells are lighting up.

Cameron : His brain is clean.

Cameron : It is not neurological.

Foreman : His symptoms are neurological. His condition has to be neurological.

Cameron : His scan was clean twice.

Cameron : It's not there.

House : What if it is there, but didn't show up on the scan?

House : What if the tag just doesn't work in his brain?

House : Brain cells are structurally different. They express a different protein.

So how do we find it?

Cameron : Where are we going?

House : I am going to think.


House : You just can't appreciate it because you're in pain.

Woman : George, if you don't get off your ass and help me...

House : Oh, shut up!

House : You've got yourself the perfect man. A woman.

House : He's got more estrogen coursing through his veins than...

House : - Who did her vaginal exam? - I did.

House : - Did she have hair? - What are you getting at?


Meredith : - Mommy. - Meredith.

Ellis : - You grew up. - I did.

Ellis : It's a shame. It's awful being a grownup.

Ellis : But the carousel never stops turning.

Ellis : You can't get off.

Derek : OK.

Meredith : You think he'll show?

Meredith : He'll show.


Wilson : What exactly are you hoping to find inside your dead coma guy?

House : Catnip, chew toy... I don't know, that's why I'm looking.

Chase : Your patient had a cardiac arrest during the venous sampling.

Chase : We got her back, but her heart's still tenuous.

House : That tell us anything? She's weak, possibly dying.

House : So nothing.

House : What about the ACTH? Slightly elevated.

It confirms the Cushing's is in the brain. Go.

Chase : Are you sure that it's Cushing's?

Chase : You'd expect central body obesity, she's in good shape.

House : If it had a normal presentation, there wouldn't be a cat involved.

Foreman : So it's the brain,

Foreman : means the next question is whether to remove her pituitary right now...

House : That's not a question for me, that's a question for the patient.

Now present both sides, let her decide.

Taub : All right.

Wilson : I've got to stop telling you my theories.

Wilson : You always just try to prove me wrong.

House : You mean the theory about Cuddy's ass getting bigger at the full moon?

House : I confirmed that one, photo's on my blog.

Wilson : Normally, you'd be up in the patient room,

Wilson : hectoring her on what to do,

Wilson : instead you're up to your elbows in some irrelevant dead guy,

Wilson : who may or may not be connected to a magic cat,

Wilson : because you want to prove to me that you don't care.

House : Case is over. I'm exploring a scientific mystery.

I put up with your obsessions,

I even encourage them, for one reason,

they save lives. I don't know what you're doing now.


- Boys, guess what, guess what?

- What? dog barking

- [Missy] They're here.

Are you so excited?


It was the Fall of 2009 and I was a professor now.

So I decided to change my look a little bit.

And people were noticing.

Barney : Ah, tweed.

Barney : Textile of the eunuch.

Marshall : You know, I've always

Marshall : Wondered why those tweed jackets have elbow patches.

Barney : Because the people who wear them are constantly going,

Barney : "Aw, geez, why can't I get laid?"

You are wrong. Get laid?

Ted : The ladies dig the professor look.

Robin : You know, there is something to that.

Robin : I remember thinking my tenth grade math teacher

Robin : Was very sexy.

Robin : I wonder if Harold's still in jail.

Robin : What?

Robin : Tax evasion.

Robin : Among other things.

Lily : So guys, Marshall

Lily : And I wanted to invite you to our place

Lily : For a little couples' night.

Robin : Uh, sure. Why not?

For years, Marshall and Lily had been the only

Married couple in a group full of single people.

It got lonely.

So they were always

Searching for another couple

To double-date.

There was only one problem.

Lily : Welcome. Gouda?


Rachel : I have to go pee. Apparently this baby thinks my bladder is a squeeze toy.

Damn it. Here's your 50 bucks.

That's interesting that you lost. Now, I forget, do you like to lose?

All right, stop it.


No.

Joey : Well, this is awkward.

But l was going to see if, you know, maybe you wanted to start dating again.

-But that, l mean, that was all, Rach. -Dude, step up. l proposed.

No, you didn't.

That's right. There's a lot going on here, and l think l ate some bad fruit earlier.

All right, so let me just get this clear.

You didn't propose.

You weren't gonna propose.

So this morning, l didn't have a boyfriend...

...and somehow l got dumped twice today.


Sheldon : What about our trips to Disneyland?

Sheldon : How can we do those things with a child around?

Leonard : Relax, there's room for two babies in this group.

Sheldon : Oh, dear L...

Sheldon : Penny's pregnant, too?

Leonard : You're the other baby.

Sheldon : Oh, really?


Dr. Shepherd... I'm so sorry

Rose : because I am so grateful to you.

Rose : But I can't tell him.


Cuddy : Your patient was driving the bus, so all you could see...

House : Why can't you do both?

Cuddy : Your patient was driving the bus, so all you could see was him sitting down,

Cuddy : most likely facing forward.

House : From behind I saw his earlobes wiggling, or his head bobbing.

House : But not that.

Cuddy : Could indicate aortic insufficiency.

Marfan's syndrome. Or syphilis.

House : What if his earlobes were just drooping?

Ehlers-Danlos?

House : Or Cutis Laxa.

Cuddy : It's not fatal in adults.

Yes, he's an adult, very good point, keep going.


Chandler : Did you tell her what we talked about?


back to present scene Ted : Yeah, meanwhile, robin tells me nothing.

Barney : Fine.

Barney : Do you want to know what robin's secret is?


[RAJESH GRUNTS]

I've done it. I've won.

Sheldon : The ring is mine.

Sheldon : It's mine!

Sheldon : We're going to clean it up and make it pretty.


Kim : Plus, as part of the program, we're all closely monitored.

Kim : In case we lose consciousness

Kim : or there's a suit malfunction on an EVA.

Kim : We all have trackers under our skin.

Haroum : And M.I.R.A. keeps a record of all our movements.


Castle : Who are you?

Beckett : Where the hell are you taking us?

Castle : Wherever it is, it's way down.


Hi. Christy.

- Hey, Leonard. - I'm Sheldon.

Christie : Right. You're Howard's entourage.

So, Christy, what are your plans?


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You're here. I can't believe it.

Monica : What happened? Why are you here?

I just came to

Rachel : I just needed to tell you...

...congratulations.


Castle : Just like always.

Martha : Oh, Richard. Richard, darling, you don't have to look so miserable.

- Oh, no... - She's right, Dad.

Alexis : We know how much this tradition means to you,

Alexis : so we both decided to cancel our plans.

Alexis : We're here all night, like always.

Castle : I love you both so much that you would do that for me.

Castle : But I was wrong about tonight.


- [Trevor] I gotta say this is just...

- [Mark] Deliciousness.

- [Trevor] Deliciousness.

This is where...

- [Mark] Whole flavor.

- [Trevor] This is where dreams are made of.

speaking in foreign language

- That was really good, especially that gaeng hang lay.

speaking in foreign language

We had the gaeng hang lay, but I really wanted...

Well, Trevor and I needed to try

some Northern Thai sausage, which is called sai ua la,


yeah okay you know that's a subconscious issue no one


They got the fire going and now they're gonna


Director : -And who are you? -I'm her boyfriend.

Director : -Isn't she too hot for you? -A little, yeah.

Director : Well, boyfriend, get off my set.

Penny : You can't do that. He's with me.

Director : You know what? You can get off my set, too. You're fired.

Penny : What? You can't fire me. I'm the star.

Penny : I'm the girl that goes bananas. It says so on the poster.

Director : Yeah, but we just shot the last scene where we see your face.

Director : So from now own, the star of the movie is whoever wears this.

Wil : Hey, if you're gonna fire her, then you have to fire me too.

Wil : Wow, that fell apart really fast.

Raj : Thanks for skipping the movie.

I couldn't sit in that theater for two hours

Raj : wondering about Emily and that guy.

Sheldon : Oh, quite all right.

Sheldon : After my forehead melanoma scare,

Sheldon : I've learned not to sweat the small stuff.

Sheldon : Well, sorry, I don't have all the ingredients to make chai tea.

Raj : -You don't have to make me anything. -No, I do.


Sheldon : And yet you get to weigh in.

Sheldon : Democracy... it's pretty cool, isn't it?

I'm not going; you can't make me.

Sheldon : Well, we'll just see about that.

Penny : What is the problem?

Sheldon : He says he's not coming

Sheldon : to the Roommate Agreement meeting tomorrow.

Penny : Well, why the hell did I memorize the Pledge?

Leonard : You have fun. I will not be attending.

Sheldon : Oh, fine. We don't have to have

Sheldon : a Roommate Agreement meeting if you don't want to.

- Thank you. - Of course, it will require a vote.

Sheldon : Unfortunately, my official gavel is in my bedroom,

Sheldon : but luckily, I have my travel gavel.

Leonard : You're being ridiculous.

Sheldon : There's a motion on the floor, "I'm ridiculous."

Sheldon : Do we have a second?

Sheldon : Hmm? Hmm? There is no second.

Sheldon : The motion is denied.


Joey : All right?

Let's forget about going home and celebrate our anniversary.

Monica : Okay, this is empty.

Chandler : I wanted to make a dramatic scene, but I hate packing.

Joey : Where's the other guy?

The Woman Dealer : Which guy?

Joey : Tall, dark hair, hand looks exactly like this?

The Woman Dealer : I don't know about the hands, but he went to the restroom.

How you doing?


no one that it completely changed my

no one that it completely changed my opinion this thing

with the eggs that wasn't bad at all

with the eggs that wasn't bad at all

with the eggs that wasn't bad at all what I love about this place is kinds of

what I love about this place is kinds of people are handing out samplers for you

people are handing out samplers for you

people are handing out samplers for you to try this is a Japanese black bean


Nope, you're right. It is a ridiculous name!

It's not bad.

Chandler : Yes, it is!

Chandler : From now on, I have no first name.

You're just Bing?

Chandler : I have no name.

Phoebe : So what are we supposed to call you?

Chandler : Okay, for now, temporarily, you can call me...

...Clint.

Joey : No way are you cool enough to pull off "Clint."

Chandler : What name am I cool enough to pull off?

Gene.

It's Clint.

It's Clint!

Phoebe : Bye, Gene.