So far, is this trip to Las Vegas better or worse than the trip to London?

So far, it's pretty much the same, Phoebe.

Phoebe : What about after I give you these candies?

Chandler : I guess it's a little better now.

Phoebe : Las Vegas, 1. London, 0.

I'll be back.

Chandler : Happy Plane-aversary.

Monica : I love you.

-Can I give you your present now? -Okay!


Penny : -I'm so glad you like it. -I do.

Sheldon : Leonard never cooks for me.

Well, maybe that's because Leonard can't cook.

Sheldon : You can't cook and you made me this.

Whatever. Oh, let me get the cheesecake out of the fridge.

Sheldon : Oh, Lord, I'm in Jewish hell.

[WOMAN MOANS ON COMPUTER]

Raj : Look at this. Do you think she's really doing that or is it Photoshop?


[Music]

[Music] the ocean is really clean and really

the ocean is really clean and really

the ocean is really clean and really beautiful here and it's a black sand

beautiful here and it's a black sand

beautiful here and it's a black sand beach but it's really really quiet here

beach but it's really really quiet here

beach but it's really really quiet here right now I think most people come here

right now I think most people come here

right now I think most people come here in the evening for the sunset but I'm

in the evening for the sunset but I'm

in the evening for the sunset but I'm gonna be busy at some other street food

gonna be busy at some other street food

gonna be busy at some other street food restaurants for this evening so we're

restaurants for this evening so we're

restaurants for this evening so we're just gonna stop here just to enjoy the

just gonna stop here just to enjoy the

just gonna stop here just to enjoy the view and I'm having an iced tea again


Kutner : You might want to get up and start heading for the exit signs.

House : For all I know,

House : I already am up.

House : More interesting question is,

House : why would I hallucinate an ex-employee

House : who I last saw with a self-inÃ¯Â¬Âicted gunshot wound,

House : as opposed to someone more busty?

House : Care to explain why you're here?

Kutner : The dead guy.

Kutner : Who is he?

Kutner : How'd you meet him?

Oliver : I was in a car accident last month.

House : I won a swimming trophy in high school. Your turn.

Oliver : I ran out of pain medication.

Oliver : I got an orbital fracture. It's just taking ages to heal.

House : Take off your shirt.

Oliver : My eye's up here.

House : Orbital fracture means your face went into the windshield.

House : Which means your chest went into the steering wheel.

House : Painkillers can suppress heart rate,

House : so unless you want me to kill you,

House : take off your shirt, let me do a heart exam.


Oh, that's spectacular.

It's like Spinach taste but with like a totally

different texture.


[Music]

[Music] the next place that we're going today is

the next place that we're going today is an urban farm it's on a rooftop they

an urban farm it's on a rooftop they

an urban farm it's on a rooftop they grow vegetables it's a restaurant I

grow vegetables it's a restaurant I

grow vegetables it's a restaurant I believe as well we're gonna go have a

believe as well we're gonna go have a

believe as well we're gonna go have a look and it looks really cool oh you

look and it looks really cool oh you

look and it looks really cool oh you gotta go up this staircase this is the


Rachel : You ready? We're going to be late.


he tastes too close in there in the

he tastes too close in there in the fennel I freaked I think oh that prawns

fennel I freaked I think oh that prawns

fennel I freaked I think oh that prawns is incredible the green peppers just

is incredible the green peppers just

is incredible the green peppers just hanging hanging green peppers


House : This is Oubliette, Ohio. Buses don't run here after 1968.

Wilson : Ina said there's a bus every 15 minutes.

House : Ina is living in Alzheimersville.

House : Been here at least half an hour.

Wilson turning To Ina : Where are you going, Ina?

Ina : Naples, Florida.

Ina : Ben and I have a beautiful three-bedroom condo, all on the one floor.

Wilson : You're waiting for a bus to Naples?

Ina : Comes every 15 minutes. Ben'll be wondering where his dinner is.

Cab.

House holding Up His Cane : Whoa! Cab!

House holding Up His Cane : 20 bucks, 11 miles. Come on!

House holding Up His Cane : Come on, let's go.

Julie is gonna be at the clinic

House holding Up His Cane : for another 45 minutes, we can make this!

House holding Up His Cane : She thinks she's in Florida.

Okay. Bring her with.

Ina to House : I'm waiting for the bus.

House : Bus isn't coming, Ina.

House : But this cab is going to Naples.

Ina : - Ben'll be getting awfully hungry. - House.

House : We'll tell the cabbie to call the cops.

House : They'll come pick her up. Take care of her.

Wilson : Then I'll stay with her until they do.


Penny : I'm fine.

Amy : Oh, who are you kidding? She's breathtaking.

Priya : So, Penny,

Priya : Leonard tells me you're an actress.

Priya : That must be pretty exciting.

Penny : Oh, yeah, yeah. It's real great.

Penny : Today I drove to Van Nuys for an audition

Penny : I thought was going to be for a cat food commercial.

Penny : Turned out to be porn.

Sheldon : Did you get the part?

Penny : I didn't do the audition.

Sheldon : Given the state of your career,

Sheldon : can you really afford to be picky?

Priya : I took acting classes when I was at Cambridge.

Priya : I loved it.

We did Taming of the Shrew.

Leonard : Oh, wow. I love Taming of the Shrew.

Leonard : I did a paper on it in high school.

"Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting?

In his tail."


Penny : Sheldon, sweetie, shut up.

Bernadette : One of the things that helped me get through Howard being in space for so long...

Bernadette : ...was getting married before he left.

Penny : Bernadette, sweetie, shut up.

Raj : Okay, I have a request to make.

Amy : And now he can talk.

Amy : I want to cut open your brain and see what the heck's going on in there.

Raj : The only person allowed inside this head is Dr. Phil.

Anyway, I spoke to my new lady friend about meeting you all.

Raj : She thought it would be easier for her to start with just one.

Sheldon : Gee, I don't know, my schedule is a little busy.


Thirteen : Could also be environmental.

Thirteen : We should check his studio for toxins, mold, fungus...

House : Taub's wife, on the other hand...

House.

Foreman : That's enough.


Chandler : Good luck.

Joey : I don't need luck. I've thought this through.

Chandler : I see.

Thanks.

Chandler : I can't believe this. This is like the worst night ever.

Phoebe : You had a minor setback in your relationship.

Chandler : Big deal. It's only Chandler.

Phoebe : I am so sorry.

Monica : This is crazy. Such a stupid argument...

I don't wanna see Richard.

Phoebe : So go fix it.

Phoebe : Find Chandler. He's probably in your room.

Tell him sorry and you love him.


Howard : and you're okay with that.

Howard : See, I am.

Howard : Isn't this great?

Penny : Come on, smile.


Bill : Some little snacks for everybody.

Bill : You don't have to eat the sour worms. Those are for Owen.


The whole wheat paratha bread is stuffed with your choice of filing and fried in a desi ghee clarified butter

With the crackle and sputter of the oil and the smell of spices in the air

Youâre going to get hungry for sure

Itâs served with a sweet and spicy pumpkin mash

A banana chutney

Sweet tamarind chutney

And a mint chutney

They are to die for


derive it and a general is gonna take

derive it and a general is gonna take wanna bitch and then rub it around in

wanna bitch and then rub it around in

wanna bitch and then rub it around in the middle live it in the song

it's smooth yes because it's cooked over the total also we read love it's the

the total also we read love it's the

the total also we read love it's the skin you skin a very good little

skin you skin a very good little

skin you skin a very good little gelatinous this is unbelievably good and

gelatinous this is unbelievably good and would he do with lemongrass well you can

would he do with lemongrass well you can dip it in the sauce behind just it it's

dip it in the sauce behind just it it's

dip it in the sauce behind just it it's my phone yeah I've never made lemongrass

my phone yeah I've never made lemongrass raw before but it's kind of hard my


Leonard : - Just give us a few minutes. - I'm running really late.

Sheldon : Then I have a simple solution.

Sheldon : Go up to the roof, hop over to the next building... There's a gap.

Sheldon : Don't look down if you're subject to vertigo... and use their stairwell.

- You're joking, right? - Oh, I never joke when it comes to vertigo.

Penny : Damn. Okay, I'll just take the roof.

Leonard : If you wait for us to set up the time machine...

Leonard : ...I can drop you off at work yesterday.


and the chicken doesn't look half bad.

Chicken's alright. I would just stick with the fish balls.

But it does go good with the noodles.

We need something a little saucy with these noodles.

Fish ball's still one of my favorites here.

I have a thought. Trust me; it doesn't happen all that often.

Noodles into the spicy, nummy

sauce from the fish ball.


Wilson : Sometimes doctors have to do things

Wilson : that make people uncomfortable to help them.

Foreman : But we always want to respect the patient's wishes

Foreman : and not shove things down their throats.

Foreman.

Wilson : You haven't given her the sedative.

No.

Abigail.

Abigail.

Foreman : She's unconscious.

Wilson : Check her airway.

Foreman : Airway's clear.

Foreman : Her breath smells fruity.

Wilson : Diabetic ketoacidosis.

Foreman : Hang an insulin drip at.1 mgs per kg per hour!

Her pancreas is failing. You ready to call House yet?

SIGHS

Foreman : You were right. The patient's pancreas is failing.

House : Told you you'd come begging me for help.

Cuddy : Her insulin production is almost non-existent.

House : Give me my pills or lose an arm.

Cuddy : The girl is dying! So give me my pills.

Cuddy : Take the deal and I will.

House : You'd rather kill this girl than give me my pills?

Cuddy : I would rather lose one patient now

Cuddy : than the dozens we will lose while you're in prison.

House : Well, have fun explaining that to her itsy-bitsy grieving mother.

Cameron : What if we sacrifice this girl and House still goes to jail?


Sheldon : That's what my train used to do.

Bernadette : Ready to call tech support?

Howard : Give me the number.

Howard : Probably wind up

Howard : talking to some foreign guy

Howard : who's reading from the same manual I have.

phone ringing

Raj : It's my father, you jerks.


now it's just warm-ups and practice the

now it's just warm-ups and practice the stadium's not even 4 : 00 yet you do -

stadium's not even 4 : 00 yet you do -

stadium's not even 4 : 00 yet you do - look what you talking in how often does

look what you talking in how often does

look what you talking in how often does that happen


and you don't cry, so what?

Monica : If we take him to college and come home...

and we see his empty room for the first time...

Monica : and you got nothing?

It won't matter to me.

Okay.

I won't worry about this anymore then.

And then, you know, if I die...

Monica : from a long illness...

and you're writing my eulogy...

and you open the desk drawer and find a note from me that says :

Monica : "I will always be with you"...

and you still can't shed one tiny tear?

Monica : I know you'll be crying a river inside.


we open the window I have the Sun oh my

we open the window I have the Sun oh my

we open the window I have the Sun oh my god it's don't like it media ensues any

god it's don't like it media ensues any

god it's don't like it media ensues any brokenness and he's so cute Lee

brokenness and he's so cute Lee

brokenness and he's so cute Lee something he's mental

something he's mental

something he's mental I was kind of okay hold him down yeah he

I was kind of okay hold him down yeah he peed all over me it was like he's like

peed all over me it was like he's like

peed all over me it was like he's like all right they're holding I didn't check

all right they're holding I didn't check from all of a sudden like I said oh what

from all of a sudden like I said oh what the hell is going on there's a water

the hell is going on there's a water

the hell is going on there's a water spring everywhere I was like oh yeah


coming up behind me to do something we

coming up behind me to do something we also we also did end up shooting a fun

also we also did end up shooting a fun

also we also did end up shooting a fun photo Britt and I in our Santa suits so


- [WHISPERING] Sheldon? - Shh!


Sheldon : Forgot my keys.

Howard on phone : Okay, great. Bye.

Our friendly neighborhood scalper says he's running late.

Raj : Does he sound like a criminal?


No! No! Yvonne!

Burke smiles : I'm sorry.

Time of death, 2 : 51.

Yvonne : No, no, no, no.

Don't. Try again. Try again.

Jana, this is our OB resident, Dr. Hoffman.

She's gonna be taking care of you from here.

Uh-huh.

Dr. Hoffman : You're doing great, Jana, keep breathing.

Dr. Hoffman : I'm gonna check your cervix now.

Addison : We've booked an OR but they won't hold it for long

Addison : - so we need to go now. - Right now?

Brooke : But we're supposed to be together. We took classes.

Addison : - I'm sorry, but we can't wait. - That's OK, Brookie.

Jana : You go have your C-section. And enjoy those drugs.

- This is already not fun for my vagina. - Dr. Stevens?

Brooke indicating Izzie : - No. If I have to go, she has to stay. - Someone has to stay with Jana. Please.

Brooke, Dr. Stevens is a surgeon, but I'm gonna...

Izzie interrupts : It's OK. I'll stay.

Joe : OK.

Brookie. Stay alive, OK?


Sheldon : September 22nd.

Sheldon : Right, the weekend after Leonard's dog died.

Leonard : Mitzy's dead?

Sheldon : She was old and blind, Leonard. What choice did we have?

Leonard : I don't believe this. Why am I the last to know?

Sheldon : Excuse me, I am the one getting a divorce...

Beverley : ...Mitzy is the one who is dead, why are you the one making a fuss?


for pizza, for the sandwich,

- For pizza and sandwich.

And I'm really surprised because

the Kokorec that I tried before,

the intestine had a strong flavor.

But this has no--

- mumbles Because lamb--

- It just tastes like milk.

- Yes.

- And how long have you been doing this for?

In your family?

- My family business, this is more than one hundred years.

- Hundred years?

- Yeah, more than.

- [Trevor] So now we're going to go to your branch.

- Yeah, let's go.


Chandler : - I was in the car with Nancy. - Nancy doesn't smoke.

Well, at least the perfume's not mine. Be thankfuI for that.

So... What did you think of the house?

It's everything we've been looking for.

Isn't it? And what about the amazing wanes coating...

Monica : ...the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic?

And the wiggle woms and the zip zorps!

Chandler : What were the things you said?

- Don't you love the huge yard? - The fireplace in the bedroom.

And Nancy said it's really underpriced...

Monica : ...because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents!

Chandler : This is bringing out a lovely color in you.

Monica : So do you think we should get it?

I don't know. What do you think?

Monica : - I think we should. - I do too.

This is huge. How bad do you wanna smoke right now?

I don't know what you mean, giant, talking cigarette.

Phoebe called as I was getting into Nancy's car.


Amy : Oh, well, you know,

now-now that I'm hearing it, it does sound familiar.

Sheldon : How could it?

Sheldon : I never told you, and you never bothered to ask.

Amy : Well, now I know. Yeah.

Meemaw : So, Penny, I understand you have a new job.

Penny : Yes.


Meredith : I got hot chocolated. The She-Shepherd hot chocolated me.

Meredith : - It's her juju. - I don't like people who say juju.

Nikki : - I say juju. - Juju, juju, juju. Juju, juju, juju.

Jesse : Juju, juju, juju.

Meredith : I didn't drink it.

Nikki : You're not obligated to honor someone else's juju.

Cristina : - Thought you were being friends. - I am. With him.

Meredith : Do I have to be friends with her too?

Nikki : Definitely not.

Cristina : Maybe.

Jesse : Juju, juju, juju.


- You are really a one!

- Awesome, number one!

Beautiful.

And right over here, look at this.

And this is so busy, full of action in the morning,

for breakfast in Quetta, the meat capital of Pakistan.

You can see we got the poori, we got the halwa,

and right behind us is that is the meat,

the Pakistani paya, goat foot stew.

And you can see everybody here is just loving it.

Busy joint for breakfast.

Look at these guys they're so professional!

- This is profession.

- Profession.

Yeah how many years have you done this?

- Five years, ten years?

- Fourty years!

- Fourty?

Fourty years.

laughs Not very good.

I think I'm going to leave it to the professionals.


then she they they emptied it onto a

then she they they emptied it onto a plate when we ordered it but there

plate when we ordered it but there

plate when we ordered it but there should be some egg in here

[Music]


and some food rubbing your tray over oh

and some food rubbing your tray over oh this thing oh yeah look like that guys


Ummmm, oh wow.

It's amazing though, yeah.

It's not that like, it's not too funky of a cheese,

it's just good.

Like slightly sharp, it does go up your nose a little bit.

Slightly like acidic tasting.

Time to move into the lamb brains.

He just sauteed these over a really hot fire

and added in some oil, added in a bunch of garlic


l got a callback, so l'm drinking everything. Oh, by the way...

...that eggnog in our fridge was great!

Rachel : -Joey, that was formula. -We gotta get more of that.


and if we do have it there--

- [Bryan] Mm hm.

- It's kind of noisy and kind of bright all the time.

- Yeah, this fish tank that we're getting is

kind of loud, 'cause it has to move a lot of water,

like every hour, and it's really bright

because we're gonna be growing an actual reef in it.

You guys, it's gonna be so cool.

So, we're thinking this is a good location.

We cleared out this spot a little,

moved that table over there.

- It's not like we watch TV.

- [Bryan] Yeah.

- But we get to still enjoy it, we're always in this area.

- [Bryan] Totally.

- There's a lot of natural light for the fish, it's cool.

It is a beautiful Saturday morning guys.

Actually woke up not feeling the best,

but I'm feeling a lot better now that I got some medicine.

And so we are playing outside. kid grunting

Huh, Finny?

Whoo!

Are you playing soccer?

Kick that ball, you kick it, whoo!


No. It's okay. But if I'm Marge...

Joey : ...my breasts are coming out my back.

Forget it! I'm not being any good at this.

My mom was right.

I'm just a big potato with arms and legs and a head.


can baby show all right we just dropped

can baby show all right we just dropped a media off and look at this little

a media off and look at this little

a media off and look at this little shark ate every new media crap did you

shark ate every new media crap did you

shark ate every new media crap did you read have everybody in a musical did you

read have everybody in a musical did you eat all the teachers she was so

eat all the teachers she was so

eat all the teachers she was so confident is that shark obviously is


Jill : I just had the hardest day. Some of these are so heavy.

How did you pay? I thought your dad took your credit card.

Jill : I memorized those numbers when I was 15.

Jill : But look at all the cool make-it-on-my-own stuff I got!

Jill : This is my "Please hire me" sweater.

And these are my "Don't you want to rent me this apartment?" pants.

Charging clothes to your dad doesn't qualify as making it on your own.

Jill : Oh, Mr. Scientist has to get all technical.

Rachel's not gonna think it's a good idea.

Jill : -So who made her queen of the world? -I would love that job!

What's going on?

Jill!

Rachel : Did you shop?

No.

Jill : They did.


Howard arriving : Raj, what are you doing here?

Howard arriving : You were supposed to help me pimp out my Vespa.

Raj : Are you under the impression that we're still friends?

Howard : Ugh.

Howard : Come on, you're not still grinding on the kite thing, are you?

Raj : It's not just the kite thing.

Every time we go someplace, you dump me...

...whenever someone pretty comes even though you don't have a shot.

Howard : I had a shot with that jogger.

Raj : Fine. Paint green flames on your little scooter with her.

Howard : It's not a little scooter.

It's the second-biggest Vespa they make!

You're watching football?


Leonard : Forget the robot. What happened to you?

- He slipped and fell. - Yes.

Howard : I slipped and fell.

Howard : In the bathroom.

Howard : Bounced right off the tub.

Penny : Yes. Now he knows what bathtubs are capable of doing...

Penny : ...when you don't treat them with respect.

Sheldon : Yeah.

They sucker-punch you when your eyes are closed.

Sheldon : So, what do you think, Howard?

It... It's not that bad, right?

Yeah, no. A little electrical tape, some solder...

Howard : Are you insane?

Howard : I've seen space probes that crashed into the desert that were in better shape than this.

Sheldon : You're right.

Sheldon : Monte's gone.

Sheldon : We'll bury him in the morning. A simple ceremony. I'll speak.

Sheldon : Leonard, you'll play your cello.

Penny : Sheldon, honey, aren't you getting a little carried away? I mean, it's just a toy robot.

Sheldon : Just a toy robot?


So we're just hanging out in the courtyard,

which is really nice

because it does tend to get really windy where I live,

but the courtyard kinda blocks the wind.

Then my Dad came up with the genius idea

of not only getting a little pool for the boys to play in,

'cause we've been missing the water,

but he hooked this hose up to my hot water heater.

And you might be thinking, "I mean, what use would that do?

"You're just gonna run out of hot water."

I have a endless hot water tank

so you can literally just use hot water forever.

So this is a very warm bathtub temp pool right now.

laughs

And they love it.

They are so, so happy, huh, guys?

And I'm like, that was genius.

I would have never thought to do that.

- [Oliver] Mama.

- [Missy] Yeah?

- I love you.

- [Missy] I love you.

All right.

It is the day before Easter

and that means it's time to color eggs. laughs

So what are we doin', bud?

- We're gonna put the eggs in the water.

- [Missy] Yeah.

So my mom picked up this No Spill Egg Coloring Kit.


Castle : Writer of wrongs.

So, Captain Montgomery filled me in on your little arrangement and I have

no problem with it, as long as it doesn't interfere with the investigation.

Castle : Oh, don't worry about me. Quiet as a mouse.

Angela Candela. Two years old.


Japan it's just like it's so sparkling

Japan it's just like it's so sparkling it like just burns going down it's

it like just burns going down it's

it like just burns going down it's amazing I love it there's a toaster oven

amazing I love it there's a toaster oven there's a rice cooker there's a kettle a

there's a rice cooker there's a kettle a water boiler and then okay this has to

water boiler and then okay this has to

water boiler and then okay this has to be one of the worst inventions that I

be one of the worst inventions that I

be one of the worst inventions that I have seen and okay let me just tell you


Regina : Pulse is down below 50.

So is her IQ. Help her up, get her heart going faster.


I am not gonna tell you until I tell him.

At least we know it's a him.

Monica : Oh, sweet Lord.

I'm sorry, okay? I went down to the gift shop.

It was either this or a bathrobe. What's more important :

The way I'm dressed, or being with you today?

Honey, I'm not gonna even pretend I was listening. Hey! Hey!


Or, man who's two years younger than me.

Boss : You see, that has a clear selling point. lt appeals to our key demographic.

-How did you come up with that? -l don't know! l don't know!

l was just trying to get into a young mindset, and stuff started to flow.

Boss : -That is great. Good work. -Thank you.

We'll see all of you tomorrow.


University what you want to study Oh God like if you can have listened to me if

like if you can have listened to me if

like if you can have listened to me if you can add any job in the world what


Adams : You came to the hospital with beer in your pocket,

Adams : we found more alcohol at your house...

Callie : Yeah, I use booze as payment.

Callie : I have an occasional beer with my friends.

Callie : That doesn't mean I have a problem.

Callie : I want the surgery.

Actually, it's your mom's decision.

Callie : I'm not an addict

Ellen : That's what I always said to you, Callie, but I had a problem.

Callie : I'm nothing like you.

Callie : Tell them to do the surgery.

Ellen : I need a few minutes to think.


Bernadette : 'cause I love how things worked out.

Howard : Me, too.

Howard : And I think you're even more beautiful

Howard : than this rose.

Wow. The last time I saw my grandma,

Penny : the most exciting thing was watching the ash

Penny : of her cigarette get longer and wondering

Penny : if it was gonna fall in her pudding.


Not if you add the stool sample,

which is negative for C. Jejuni.

House : He lied to his son about how his mom died?

Cameron : He was just protecting him.

House : Manipulating him.

- That's what parents do. - They lie to us because they love us.

House : Who's getting teary?

Foreman : Mom's death is irrelevant.

Foreman : DNA revealed no NF2 markers

Foreman : or any other inherited disease.

Foreman : Apparently, she really did fall asleep at the wheel.

House : So, what exactly are we talking about here?

House : A little peeker, or did the prairie dog actually come out to play?

Cameron : - Excuse me? - Are we talking explosive?

The hemoccult was negative for blood,

Cameron : and I wouldn't say he actually exploded. More like gushed?

Good, then we're getting somewhere.

Foreman : Yeah? Where?

House : I have no idea.

House : - Of course. - Hello?

- Love the riddles. - Hi, Mom.

Look, I have a business dinner on Thursday night.

House : I can't get out of it.


So we waited an hour and ten minutes to taste the sweet, fragrant pork bone broth

Filled with sliced pork and innards

The pork noodles are here

Look at this

So Iâve got the thin rice noodles

Added an egg

Thereâs juicy pork bits

Thereâs innards

Thereâs liver


[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

We're going to the Apple store to make fun of the Genius Bar.

You wanna come?


of details in the flavor like anything

of details in the flavor like anything there it's exquisite it's the only

there it's exquisite it's the only

there it's exquisite it's the only culture world they're like you know what

culture world they're like you know what your melons are not good enough Flores

your melons are not good enough Flores

your melons are not good enough Flores we're gonna invent our own melons and

we're gonna invent our own melons and

we're gonna invent our own melons and then charge you 150 bucks for it and

then charge you 150 bucks for it and

then charge you 150 bucks for it and people are like we pay for that second

people are like we pay for that second

people are like we pay for that second course never prosciutto with tuna and

course never prosciutto with tuna and

course never prosciutto with tuna and then caviar on top and it's complex

then caviar on top and it's complex

then caviar on top and it's complex looking you won't hear me complain about

looking you won't hear me complain about this yes yes my wee lass jardiniÃ¨re tuna

this yes yes my wee lass jardiniÃ¨re tuna sturgeon caviar and then what is the

sturgeon caviar and then what is the

sturgeon caviar and then what is the streak on the bottom it's gotta be wills

streak on the bottom it's gotta be wills are my aged balsamic for sure okay is it

are my aged balsamic for sure okay is it weird if I think about it doesn't lick

weird if I think about it doesn't lick

weird if I think about it doesn't lick my plate I'm you know let's this just do

my plate I'm you know let's this just do it together man I went yeah that's not


They have a really nice, large indoor section,

but they are so nice to put out some tables

on the street for us.

We got the mutton karahi, we got an assorted mutton plate,

we got multiple kabobs.

Time to eat.

We gotta begin with the golakabaob,

which is this round like, meatball kabob.

It's so like, flaky.

You can taste the meatiness of it.

The umami of the fat that's burnt, from the charcoal fire.


when you take the bite prepare yourself

when you take the bite prepare yourself

when you take the bite prepare yourself for a pork explosion don't be like me

for a pork explosion don't be like me

for a pork explosion don't be like me don't don't don't talk with this knees

don't don't don't talk with this knees

don't don't don't talk with this knees here now because you might splash your

here now because you might splash your

here now because you might splash your neighbor I love this area there's only

neighbor I love this area there's only

neighbor I love this area there's only been I haven't made it one block yet

been I haven't made it one block yet

been I haven't made it one block yet I just been continuously distracted

I just been continuously distracted

I just been continuously distracted because there's food everywhere we got

because there's food everywhere we got

because there's food everywhere we got to keep exploring i'ma have to come back

to keep exploring i'ma have to come back here I come have to spend a second day

here I come have to spend a second day

here I come have to spend a second day here

[Music]

so walk around the Chinese food here

so walk around the Chinese food here

so walk around the Chinese food here seem to be predominantly northeastern

seem to be predominantly northeastern

seem to be predominantly northeastern Chinese food which makes sense because

Chinese food which makes sense because

Chinese food which makes sense because northeastern China borders Korea a lot

northeastern China borders Korea a lot

northeastern China borders Korea a lot of dumplings a lot of dough what is this


Dominika : Thank you for calling.

Chase : I'm sorry.

Icu Nurse : Dr. Adams, Dr. Taub.

Icu Nurse : His vitals are improving. He's stabilizing.


Foreman : Small abdominal aneurysm.

Irrelevant. What else you got?

A cyst in the pleura around the lungs.

Thirteen : Also irrelevant. Couldn't cause any of the symptoms.

Foreman : There's a density in the liver,

Foreman : could be a vascular malformation.

Taub : If he's got multiple AVMs, screwed up blood flow would explain everything.

Foreman : We can only spot them with angiography.

Foreman : We'll have to do targeted scans with contrast, and then embolize each one.

Taub : Can we do that before he freezes?

Kutner : We'll find out.

House : The spell-correct on Kutner's phone has got a hair-trigger.

House : Either that, or the patient has a "cyclone"

in the "floral" of his lungs.

House : You took a walk in 45-degree weather and you left your coat behind.

Wilson : Go ahead.

House : I think you were punishing yourself.

House : I think you wanted to feel what it would be like to be homeless

House : in a New Jersey winter.

House : That tells me guilt.

House : That tells me something happened.


Ka-zowie! Aah!

Barney : You've been vanquished, old bean.

Barney : That's 'cause you distracted me.

Barney : You've been hanging crumpet ever since the third set.


Howard : Me too.

Howard : But probably in a different way.

She's really hooked on "Age of Conan." She's playing non-stop.

Oh, yes, online gaming addiction.

Raj : There's nothing worse than having that multiplayer monkey on your back.

- Sheldon, wake up. - Danger, danger.


Monica : What we did was wrong.

I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the bicentennial.


- A little monster.

- Yeah, there's a real monster in here, he's a nice monster.

- He's a nice monster?

- Yeah, Ollie just got home, he got a haircut today,

and it's basically his preschool haircut,

this is what he's gonna go to school.

- [Bryan] Yep.

- It's nice and short, and like, easy to do.

- I'm ready now.

- You're ready?

- [Bryan] Ready to go to preschool?

- He's a little sad, he really--

- Of course I have to get the water off.

- He was crying, 'cause he misses Mimi and Papa.

- [Bryan] It was so cute.

- But I want to show him this really cool thing

in here, right?

- [Bryan] What's in here, what's in here, oh, what?

- What is this?

- [Bryan] What is going on?

- He's like, oh, my God.

- I have no idea what's going on.

What's that, Ollie, what is it?

- [Ollie] A monster.

- [Bryan] Mama's a monster.

- Alright, guess what kind of a monster it is?

- [Ollie] What?

- The Tickle Monster.

- [Bryan] Tickle him!

- [Bryan And Missy] Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.

- [Bryan] He's not in the mood.


-Hey, man! -Hey, buddy!

Receptionist : Oh, that's attractive.

Chandler : I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs.

Chandler : Admit it, all things considered, you had fun tonight.

Ross : Fun? Where was the fun? T ell me which part was fun.

Ross : Where's my puck?

Joey : -The kid has it. -The kid

Excuse me, that's my puck.


Derek : She's a good swimmer.

Derek, you don't know that she's...

Addison : No, you do not get to break down. You do not get to fall apart.

Addison : Not when there's still a chance, and there still is a chance, Derek. OK?

Denny : OK.

Denny : OK.


Um, Kendall is going to be mad when she finds out.

Castle : Like I'm scared of her.

She is a master of Krav Maga,

Mason Wood : and she is deadly with a sniper rifle from a mile and a half.

Castle : Good luck.

Lanie : I could not sleep last night.

Lanie : I kept having nightmares that I was sleeping with Bozo the Clown.

Lanie : Please tell me you found out more.

Okay. Relax. I spoke with Tyler's ex. He does not have a clown fetish.


years more than like months of doing

years more than like months of doing everything today Wow we exchanged on our

everything today Wow we exchanged on our first home how exciting if you know that


And it's unlikely he would still have trace amounts of pollen on him

Beckett : Yes, we'll hold. - Why is this taking so long?

Castle : into the New York area in the last few days?

Beckett : - TSA computers are down. - Oh. Well, that's reassuring.

Beckett : You know, Castle, this Kan-Xul is no joke.

Ryan : Legend has, he personally conducted hundreds of human sacrifices.

Esposito : You know why his burial chamber was so hard to find, right?

Esposito : Because his own people buried it

Esposito : so that he couldn't come back from the grave and get them.

Castle : Yes, yes, yes. Scary mummy, I get it. Thank you...


Wow.

Thank you. - Thank you, thank you.

- Thank you. - What a meal.

Thank you. - Thank you.

- Thank you very much, thank you very much.

Very delicious.


- Oh yes, squeeze the kaffir lime

okay, so we have green chili, kaffir lime and salt

Anything else? Onion! Shallots

Okay, so I can start? - Yes


Chase : What are you gonna feed me,

Sidas : 20 years of medical knowledge, too?

Sidas : It's not gonna work.

House : I know. But I don't have anyone else to ask.

It's Ionely, isn't it?

House : It's not that bad.

Sidas : Then you're not that smart.

You ever try to kill yourself?


Beckett : and that his mausoleum was paid for with his stolen winnings?

Castle : Can't imagine how you must have felt.

Castle : How driven you were to come to New York, make things right.

Beckett : You tracked down Hixton at the soup kitchen,

threatened him with all kind of things

Beckett : if he didn't do right by you. He freaked out.

Beckett : He gave you his car, but that wasn't enough, was it?

Shawn York : You can't prove any of this.

Beckett : I can prove all of it, Shawn.

Beckett : We found the money from Hixton's safe in your apartment

with trace amounts of his blood in it.

Castle : So what happened next?

Castle : I mean, why would you walk away with only 100 grand?

Castle : He owed you millions.

Hmm.

Shawn York : I went to his apartment to collect what was mine.


Paul Everything He Needed Was Already In Their Dossiers : put it all on a flash drive, but he wanted more and more.

Paul Everything He Needed Was Already In Their Dossiers : Detective, after he beat that guy to death, I told him I wanted out.

Paul Everything He Needed Was Already In Their Dossiers : But he said that if I quit, that he'd do everything he saved me from in prison.

Paul Everything He Needed Was Already In Their Dossiers : He'd do it to me and Rachel.

Beckett : Then tell me where I can find him.

Beckett : Castle, as a friend, I am asking you not to leave this car,

Beckett : - because your little Hardy Boy act... - Is gonna get me killed, I know.

Beckett : More like get one of them killed,

Beckett : and I can't have that on my conscience. Understood?

Castle : What if I have to pee?

Go, go, go!

Esposito : NYPD! We have a warrant!


Sheldon : ...scientists observed a 33-day fluctuation in men's hormone levels.

Raj : Interesting.

Raj : That might explain my weepy days in the middle of the month.

Raj : You know what I'm talking about.

Howard : Okay, forget giant ants.

Howard : How about giant rabbits?

Raj : Big or small, I don't like rabbits.

Raj : They always look like they're about to say something, but they never do.

Sheldon : Rabbits do have a respiratory system that would support great size.

Sheldon : On a side note, they are one of the few mammals...

Sheldon : ...whose scrotum is in front of the penis.

Raj : Maybe that's what they wanna talk about.

Howard : Leonard, where do you stand on giant rabbits and scrotal position?


House : I rest my case.

A regular 9-year-old girl does not have sex on the brain,

not when a doctor's threading a catheter through her vein.

But she's not a regular 9-year-old. She's got terminal cancer.

House : Cancer doesn't make you special.

House : - Molestation on the other hand... - She wanted one kiss, before she dies.

Chase : If she's never kissed a boy, it's a fair bet she's never had sex.

House : Tell that to all the hookers who won't kiss me on the mouth.

House : Hey, here's a theory. She has been molested,

House : seeks refuge in romantic fantasies with older men with great hair,

House : and I think you left out the punchline.

House : Victims of molestation learn to work the angles, manipulate people.

House : You did it, didn't you? You kissed her.

It wasn't sick. It was one kiss for a dying girl.

Chase : One small... One small kiss before she dies.

Chase : Thank you. Thanks.

House : This is exactly why you can't touch my markers.

House : - Go see if she's had sex. - Okay.

Andie : - No one's ever touched me. - We just need to be sure.

Andie : I like your hair.

Andie : I used to have really curly hair. I always wanted it to be like yours is.

Chase : Thank you.

All right, that's it. You're fine.


- Hello, Stuart. - Hey, Sheldon.


Leonard, you're my friend...

Sheldon : ...and friends support their friends, apparently.

Sheldon : So I am withdrawing my objection...

Sheldon : ...to your desire to have a relationship with Leslie.


Sheldon : Here you go.

- Great. Come on in. - What, you don't say thank you?

Howard : It's my suitcase. I lent it to you two years ago.

Raj : I should tell you I broke the wheel and the handle.

Raj : So is everyone from Bernadette's company going to Vegas?

Howard : No, just me, her, and a couple of the bigwigs.

Howard : It's part of a bonus she got.

Raj : Cool. Did she discover a cure for something?

Howard : Not exactly. They spent a ton of money developing this dandruff medication...

Howard : ...that had the side effect of horrible anal leakage.


The Raptor Lounge.

Beckett : And now he knows where to find her.

CELL PHONE RINGS

MAN : Hello?

Jesse : Yeah. Where?

ENGINE STARTS

We gotta get her out of there.

Esposito : Yeah, I'll send a car to pick her up.

WOMAN ON TV : And we have some footage from The Raptor Lounge

Newscaster : shot just moments ago

Newscaster : and posted by one of our viewers.

- Uh, Castle? Isn't that... - That's...

Castle : Alexis? What is she doing there?

MANDY : Yes, I am alive.

- CELL PHONE RINGS - Now, don't trample me to death!

- ALL SHOUTING - RINGING CONTINUES

ALEXIS : We have to get out of here. This way, come on!

CROWD SHOUTING

I'm gonna call my dad.

Mandy : Let's get out of here first.

Jesse : Speak of the devil and she appears.

Mandy : I need to talk to you.

Jesse : Yeah, same here. Get in.

Alexis : I'm not so sure that's a good idea.

Jesse : Get in. Both of you.


whistling


Castle : your show would go down in flames.

Castle : The fans would be outraged.

Castle : Hell, I'm outraged.

Peter : I was trying to stop her.

I offered Hannah more money, her own series,

Peter : anything she wanted to not blow the lid off the show.

Castle : I mean, She was gonna ruin everything.

Peter : I begged her to stay.

Peter : I followed her out and gave her every decent pitch I had.

Peter : But she wouldn't deal.

Peter : She got into a taxi, and I never saw her again.

Beckett : Here's a better story.

Beckett : You grabbed a knife and you followed her.

Peter : No, I didn't, I swear.

Peter : I went straight to The Players Club.

Peter : Ordered a couple of cocktails

Peter : and waited for my world to start to cave in.

Peter : But nothing happened.

Peter : Next morning, I found out that she was dead.

Beckett : So, the manager at The Players Club confirms that

Monroe was there from 10 : 00 p.m. Till well after midnight.

Beckett : He's not our guy.

Castle : Which leaves Margo.

Castle : 'Cause that's where Hannah went next.

Castle : But after being held hostage and demanding to leave the show,

Castle : I doubt she went there to recommit to the job.

Castle : Margo had to have been lying to us.

Esposito : Margo was lying, all right.

Esposito : She told you she buzzed up Hannah that night, right?

- Mmm-hmm. - That's impossible.

The buzzer in the building connects through her phone.

According to the phone records, Hannah was buzzed up at 9 : 57 p.m.

Well, according to Margo's financials,

at almost exactly the same time, 9 : 58 p.m.,

she was using her credit card at Lorenzo's Deli 10 blocks away.

Beckett : Thanks, Espo.

Beckett : Margo's got some explaining to do.

Beckett : If she didn't buzz Hannah in, then who did?

Castle : And why would she lie about it?


Hey, any word on the apartment yet?

I called there, and it turns out Naked Guy is subletting it.

He's already had 100 applicants.

Ross : -Oh, man. -No, no, it's okay.

Because you know what the difference between them and me is?

Your history of bedwetting?


- Yeah.

- James This is worth more than gold per kilo.


- We're at the beach!

Missy cheers

- It is another day at the beautiful beach.

We've got all our friends here.

- Hey!

Missy laughs

- Welcome back to our channel guys.

Be sure to hit that subscribe button

and click that bell to get our

post notifications in your feed.

That's right, we are at the beach.

If you've missed any of our vlogs before this,

we'll have them linked above.

Be sure you guys catch them.

- We have been having so much fun,

and we've done so many cool things with our friends already,

and it's just beginning soon.

Bryan whoops

- Yeah, this place is beautiful.

It has the best beaches, the best ocean.

We literally woke up this morning, put on our bathing suit

and walked straight out and just went into the water.

We saw a pod of dolphins,

dolphin squeak

we've been catching crab, hermit crabs,

Ollie calls out

it's been a dream come true, what?

- I have a little fishy.

- And a little fishy in here?

Oh wow, look at that.


House : Selling subscriptions? I heard 20 and you get a new bike.


Bernadette : Come on, Howard, I'm not falling for that again.

Howard : No, here.

Bernadette : Oh, Howie, a little star.

Bernadette : It's beautiful.


We've only had sex with each other.

We've only had sex with each other.

They've only had sex with each other.

Ooh, okay, in, in we go, in we go.

Ha-ha-ha!

Okay, empire state building fun fact number 81 :


You don't have it.

Rachel : I have so got it!

There will be rumors about this. No way to stop it.

Sophie, Monica and Phoebe know.

-How do they know? -I called them.

Rachel : When they ask me what I saw...

Rachel : ...I can be very generous...

...or very stingy.

Chandler : Go on.

Rachel : I can make you a legend.

Rachel : I can make you this generation's Milton Berle.

Chandler : -And Milton Berle has -Not compared to you.

They're not even touching the lasagna.

Phoebe : They love your casserole!

It's hard to believe a while ago this was just ingredients.


Castle : Admit it, he's not so bad of a guy.

Ugh. Castle, just because his alibi held and he paid for lunch

Ryan : doesn't make him a great humanitarian.

Ryan : He kills people for a living.

Castle : Yes, but without people like him, people like us would be out of a job.

Castle : Now, what's our next move?

Castle : Locate and identify this mystery man?

Esposito : No, that's our next move.

Ryan : Your next move is to go home.

Ryan : Beckett doesn't want you working the case. I'm sorry.

No, I get it.

Totally understand. I'll circle back around and update my client.

Beckett : - Castle. - That's...

Castle : Yeah, that's too much.

Carl : Oh, Captain, my Captain!

Carl.

Beckett : Hey, thank you for coming up from CSU.


Leonard : I am not going to have sex with her.

Sheldon : Maybe this will overcome your reluctance.

Sheldon : I went on the Internet and found a photograph

Sheldon : of a 25-year-old Mrs. Latham to get your libido humming.

Sheldon : Check out those saddle shoes.

Leonard : Are you insane?

Leonard : I'm not going to prostitute myself

Leonard : just so we can get some new equipment.

Sheldon : Oh, come on! Why not?

Leonard : Good night,


Yeah, that'll work.

Tour Guide : Dr. Geller? There's a seat here.

Ross : Thank you, Dr. Phillips.

But I'm having my lunch...

Ross : ...at this table. Here in the middle.

I'm having my lunch...

Ross : ...right here with my good friend, Joey.

If he'll sit with me.


contracts and then there's this and then there's lawyers and solicitors and land

there's lawyers and solicitors and land

there's lawyers and solicitors and land and councils and just give it out here's

and councils and just give it out here's the money give me the house I do

the money give me the house I do

the money give me the house I do remember when we were pregnant Alessia

remember when we were pregnant Alessia

remember when we were pregnant Alessia myself and I needs to joke they're like

myself and I needs to joke they're like

myself and I needs to joke they're like not the baby the baby is not going to

not the baby the baby is not going to

not the baby the baby is not going to ever come to this house okay yeah no

ever come to this house okay yeah no

ever come to this house okay yeah no it's okay baby

it's okay baby

it's okay baby did it has yeah no no they were going

did it has yeah no no they were going

did it has yeah no no they were going without that's yeah it's what 14 months

without that's yeah it's what 14 months

without that's yeah it's what 14 months old she's like almost a teenager and

old she's like almost a teenager and

old she's like almost a teenager and we're still here okay so little boy blue

we're still here okay so little boy blue he's not coming to this house okay


So, let's go on a New York ramen tour.

The first place I'm at is arguably one of the most famous ramen shops in New York City and Tokyo.

Ippudo Ramen is really an institution. Since coming out of Fukuoka, Japan, Ippudo has become

really a worldwide name thanks to this : its pork bone tonkotsu broth.

Also, its founder Shigemi Kawahara is known as the "King of All Ramen".

So although I never ate here before, expectations are really high right now.


Ooh.

Bev laughing

The drama even! laughing

- [Bev] So good.


Amy : Sorry, we've cut the monkeys down to one cigarette a day...

Amy : ...so things are a little intense.

Amy : Makes me miss my marijuana-abusing flatworms. Those guys were mellow.

Sheldon : Good news, uh, the latest episode of Fun With Flags is online.

- Oh, that's right. How'd it go with Penny? - Much better than I expected.

Sheldon : She even gave me some helpful tips about acting and body language.

Sheldon : Watch.

Sheldon : Welcome to my world.

Sheldon : Not welcome to my world.

Sheldon : Welcome. Not welcome.

Amy : Subtle but powerful.

Sheldon : I know, I'm still learning to control it.

Amy : Did you tell Penny how helpful she was?

Sheldon : Why would I do that?


Mrs Cooper : All right, Penny, your turn.

Okay, um, ahem. Hey, God. What's up?


Castle : hoping you could see what Frank looks like now.

Castle : Hoping we would lead you right to his doorstep.

Harold : Frank needed to pay for what he did to Vince.

Frank : I didn't try to whack anybody. Not Vince, not Harold either.

Esposito : Then who did, Frank?

Frank : How the hell would I know?

But if Harold is saying that I took out Vince, he is way off-base.


Cuddy : House, Christina has agreed to not call the police.

House : She's probably illegal.

House : Same reason she didn't report the suicide attempt.

I called 911, but when Miss Tanner woke up,

she said she would fire me if I say anything about the gun.

House : And if she whacks herself, what happens to your job?

Christina : I think she's a very depressed person.

Christina : Never goes out, doesn't have friends.

Christina : She has all this money, but all she does is write.

House : I need to see her latest manuscript.

Christina : She always locks up her writing in there.

Cuddy : Has she ever complained about physical pain or stress?

Christina : Yes. Her back and her hands hurt a lot.

House : A writer with back and hand pain. That's very helpful. Let's go.

Christina : Sometimes I hear her cry at night

Christina : when she thinks nobody is listening.

Christina : I should have done something.

True.

Jack : What are you doing?

House : Before there were hard drives, there were...


Penny : You know, friends.

Penny : No sprinkles.

Sheldon : Oh.

Raj : - All right. - Thank you.

Leonard : Well, uh...

Raj : ...as your friend, you might Iike to know that, um...

Raj : ...we didn't have sex in the conventional sense.


not a bit already much clap thank God

not a bit already much clap thank God for Donna because he was like you can

for Donna because he was like you can

for Donna because he was like you can just cook anytime was like okay thank

just cook anytime was like okay thank

just cook anytime was like okay thank you

you

you we're going to do not know and hopefully

we're going to do not know and hopefully she can fix it for me

she can fix it for me

she can fix it for me you guys know Ana's pregnancy planned

you guys know Ana's pregnancy planned

you guys know Ana's pregnancy planned her birth plan her bags are packed

her birth plan her bags are packed

her birth plan her bags are packed everything's ready to go I want to share

everything's ready to go I want to share with you my survival birthing plan

with you my survival birthing plan

with you my survival birthing plan friends and that is this is my survival

friends and that is this is my survival

friends and that is this is my survival system friends best fiends this is the

system friends best fiends this is the

system friends best fiends this is the game let's going to get me true the bird

game let's going to get me true the bird now being that I have been through trial


Dominika gets her green card. What's in this for you?

House : This is what men do for the women they pretend to love.

House : Also she's paying me 30,000 bucks once we pass.

House : Apparently, knishes sell like hotcakes.

Taub : Lab results.

House : Afraid you're gonna have to finish your nag later.

Wilson : I said I think it's stupid, right?

Wilson : Then I think I'm done.

Taub : D-dimer came back normal. Rules out pulmonary embolism.

Adams : And our patient's a true believer about the follies of masculinity.

Adams : He underwent a spiritual overhaul three years ago.

Adams : He also went off gluten and red meat.

Adams : Unfortunately' that doesn't explain any of his symptoms.

House : One of those points is not absurd.

Adams : What's absurd about a change of heart?

Adams : What this guy believes is making him a better person.

Adams : He's going against his baser instincts.


Sheldon Cooper's descent into madness...

day two.

It's 2 : 25 a.m.,

and I feel the urge to urinate.

My normal urination time is 7 : 10 a.m.,

but here I am, in the middle of the night,

struggling to keep my mind sharp

and my pajamas dry.

It's only a matter of time

before my tenuous grasp on reality fades.

I suppose I should pee while I still know what a toilet is.

hums tune

repeats tune


Do you want a piece of this?

Phoebe : -Hey, Mikey. -Hey, Pheeb.

Phoebe : -What are you doing? -Setting rattraps.


Ted : Kids, never underestimate the power of destiny.

Ted voix off : Because when you least expect it,

Ted voix off : The littlest thing can cause a ripple effect

Ted voix off : That changes your life.

Ted voix off : Take for instance my trip to chicago.

Robin : That security guard was a little bit handsy.

Ted : That's funny. She barely touched me.

Ted : Uh, gate 23. Come on.

Ted : If we miss this flight, I will never forgive myself.

Ted voix off : Why was this flight so important?

Ted voix off : Let's back up a few months to the fall of 2006.

Ted voix off : I had just sold my first building design

Ted voix off : And become the youngest project manager in my firm's history.

Ted voix off : Suddenly I was being headhunted.

Ted voix off : One firm was even considering me

Ted voix off : To run their entire new york office.


to bark you just eat the bark the bark

to bark you just eat the bark the bark has really softened up oh that's

has really softened up oh that's

has really softened up oh that's incredible it's kind of slimy it has a

incredible it's kind of slimy it has a

incredible it's kind of slimy it has a potato texture to it mmm yeah and that

potato texture to it mmm yeah and that

potato texture to it mmm yeah and that sort of sort of starts to heat your

sort of sort of starts to heat your

sort of sort of starts to heat your mouth but not not in a chilly kind of

mouth but not not in a chilly kind of

mouth but not not in a chilly kind of way at all

way at all

way at all I love it okay this this one that I'm

I love it okay this this one that I'm

I love it okay this this one that I'm gonna try this misaki and it's it's the

gonna try this misaki and it's it's the

gonna try this misaki and it's it's the pigskin dish and then mixed in with some

pigskin dish and then mixed in with some meat and then with those chilies


House : You're an idiot.

House : And the odds say you're going to die.

House : We'll do it at my place.

Chase : The only environmental factors we think caused your daughter's illness


It's... I mean, it's who she is.

Sydney : OK. Then we'll do everything we can to save the leg.

You think this is a good idea?

Alex : I seriously think this is a way cooler surgery.

Derek : Cheyenne, the prognosis is very good.

We want to go in and get as much of the tumor out as possible

Derek : during your surgery.

Cheyenne : - So my baby will be fine? - Yes.

Addison : You may be able to take her home this week.

Cheyenne : - That soon? - Absolutely. She'll be all yours.

Cheyenne : - Oh. OK. - OK.

If you or your mother have questions, Dr. Stevens will page me.

Addison : See you later.

Izzie : - Oh, Shakespeare. - I was reading it to my baby.

Cheyenne : It's really homework for English.

Richard chuckles : Was.

Cheyenne : The baby wasn't due for another few more weeks.

Cheyenne : - And now I guess... - No more school.

Cheyenne : It's weird.


Chili, turmeric.

- It's good.

- It smells spicy.

That's gonna go right on the goat.

- [Mr. Taster] Look at this, spices.

- [Trevor] Ooh, we're just starting the process.

- [Mr. Taster] And you can see why they cutted it.

- [Trevor] Yeah, to let the sauce go right into the meat.

- [Mr. Taster] Exactly.

- [Trevor] It smells potent.

It smells tangy.

And spicy.

It's taking a massage.

It's a goat massage.

- Goat massage laughs .

It's more delicious now.

- And it's truly aromatic.

The spices, we're just rubbing them in.

At the Tanorche is lamb.

- Tanorche is lamb.

- With the Balochi masala.

- Balochi masala.

- And there it is, it's all covered in that marinade.

Oh, and here's the head, going right in.

And the eyeballs are gonna be really delicious.

The eyeballs, I've taken a liking to lately,

because they're just pure fat and it's gonna go


Ryan : and we couldn't tell her the rest of it

Ryan : without implicating Captain Montgomery.

Ma'am...

Gates : If my mother drops by, you can call her "ma'am."

Call me "sir" or "Captain."

Beckett : Detective Beckett. I'm back on active as of today.

Beckett : Detective Beckett. Your reputation precedes you.

Gates : Youngest woman in the NYPD to make detective.

Gates : You beat me by six weeks.

Beckett : I didn't realize that people kept score.

Gates : Everybody keeps score, Detective. Especially those downtown.

Looks like you passed your psych eval, so, welcome back.

Beckett : Thank you. I'll also need my gun.

Esposito : Not until you re-qualify.

Beckett : I'm sorry?

Gates : You were on disability for three months.

Gates : Reg says you don't get your piece back until you re-qualify.

Beckett : And what about my case? What do regs say about that?

Esposito : Three months and no leads,

Gates : and every day more homicides coming through that door?

Gates : How long did you expect me to let those folks tread water?

Gates : There were good people on this case.

Gates : There just isn't anything out...

I'm sorry, sir, but with all due respect, those people aren't me.

Gates : Excuse me?

The people that you had working this case, they're not me.


Kids, in the fall of 2010,

I was designing the new headquarters for Goliath National Bank,

which meant working side by side with your Uncle Barney.

Ted : I love your idea about a giant rooftop ring of fire

Ted : you can jump through with a motorcycle,

Ted : but I tweaked it slightly and... this is still super bad-ass.

Ted : It's now a patio garden where you can bring a nice bag lunch.

Barney : Sick.

Barney : Dude.

Barney : Working together is gonna be legen...

Barney : Wait for it.

Barney : I'll send you an inter-office memo with the rest cause we freakin work together!

Everything was going great. That is, right up until Barney said...

Barney : Big news. The board finally settled on a site for the building.

It was the site of The Arcadian, one of New York's grandest old hotels.

In its heyday, it was the New York home to kings and queens.

But lately...

... mostly just queens.

Transvestite : Hi, handsome.

Transvestite : Lookin' for a date?

Ted : No, thank you.

Ted : Still got it.

Ted : Barney, we have to talk.

Barney : Sure. What's up?

Barney's Secretary : - Excuse me, Mr. Stinson. - Not now, Trish!

Barney's Secretary : But there's an urgent memo for Mr. Mosby.

Ted : - "Dary." - Legendary!

Barney : So, what's on your mind?


There's too many to search.

Beckett : Yeah, but the last stop for all three lines

Beckett : is on Canal Street and West Broadway. That's...

Castle : Right under Dean's building.

Castle : They've been holding him under everyone's nose.

Beckett : Let's go.

Beckett : Check every room on the east-end of the station.

Beckett : You guys check ticket booths on both ends. Go!

Castle : - Right. - Got it.

Beckett : Castle, what are you thinking?

Castle : The only reason to keep him here is for a quick getaway,

Castle : which is helped by the fact that 680 Canal Street

Castle : has its own entrance to the subway.

If it were me, I'd keep close enough to hook up with my partners,

but far enough to have it be out of the way.

Beckett : Which means he's holding Tyler on the west-end of the tunnel.

West-end of the tunnel.

Castle : This room.

All right, you should stay back.


winding around the mountain oh let the

winding around the mountain oh let the light died on me

light died on me

light died on me ah but it is absolutely beautiful

ah but it is absolutely beautiful

ah but it is absolutely beautiful it's cold and we're on our way

it's cold and we're on our way

it's cold and we're on our way dechen made us some sandwiches and also

dechen made us some sandwiches and also

dechen made us some sandwiches and also some wraps I think this one is potatoes

some wraps I think this one is potatoes

some wraps I think this one is potatoes inside of roti hmm all that tastes good


Kathy!


I also like italian food.

She likes billy joel.

I also like... Music.

And I think

We're going to go out again.


Whoo all right the other dessert


Beckett : Okay, thank you.

Gates : And you should know,

we're using every resource that we have to find Mr. Castle,

Gates : including calling in the FBI.

Gates : There's a Special Agent Connors waiting to speak with you.

Beckett : Sir, with all due respect, I'm under the gun here.

Beckett : I don't have time to bring the FBI up to speed.

Special Agent Connors : I'm already up to speed, Detective. I just have a few questions.

Gates : Kate, they can help.

Connors : I understand investigating this case

Connors : puts you in a terribly difficult position.

Yeah.

Connors : But I need to talk to you about Mr. Castle.

Connors : Outside of his family, you're the one who knew him best.

Beckett : Yeah, well, he didn't have any problems

Beckett : with gambling, money, drugs, affairs.


Castle : Or is that billing quite a rack?

Barry Bavetta : So, what, getting a lap dance is illegal now?

Barry Bavetta : Look, I was just blowing off some steam.

I haven't had the best day.

Beckett : Yeah, so we heard.

Beckett : Your producer said that you and Jack Sinclair had a falling out today.

Barry : So this is about Jack?

Barry : Yeah, we got into it.

Barry : Wasn't the first fight we ever had,

Barry : but I made sure it'll be the last.

Castle : Why don't you tell us what happened, Barry.

Barry : Jack screwed me ov er is what happened.

Barry : Told me last minute I wasn't going with him on lockdown tonight.

Beckett : Any reason?

The only one he ga ve was he's the boss.

Barry : But it's 'cause he's jealous.

Worried I'm gonna walk off with all the credit.

Castle : Why is that?

Barry : Because the episode we're doing tonight?

Steve : The McClaren house? It was my idea.

Barry : I did all the research. Jack didn't even want to do the damn show.

Castle : Why wouldn't Jack want to do a show

Castle : about a haunted mansion in New York?

Castle : That sounds like ratings gold.

Barry : Jack's weird about New York.

Barry : He was brought up here, but he's got some strange aversion to coming back.

Barry : He tried to torpedo the whole thing.

Barry : Said he wouldn't be caught dead in that house.

Castle : And you decided to prove him wrong.

What?

Beckett : Jack Sinclair was killed in the McClaren house tonight.

Killed?

Beckett : Barry, why didn't you give your keys back to the owner?

Uh... STUTTERS I was upset I forgot! Is he really dead?

Castle : You were the one who set up the cameras, right?


Monica : Oh, yeah. I got soap and sponges and rags...

and carnauba wax and polishing compound.


That is amazing.

Huge.

So, they've got garlic, and a little bit of chili,

and they're gonna put bread crumbs on top,

I believe, as well.

Oh yeah, look at all those bread crumbs.

Amazing.

This is seafood from heaven.

That's one lobster, four kilos.

He just pulled it out of the wok,

and plated it all in one go.

Little bit of bell pepper on top.

Bei Fung Tong style.

Whoa, wow.

And here is the crab.

Ooh.


think she looks like Amelia Eduardo this she looks like you

she looks like you

she looks like you Eduardo I mean here's a shot like you

Eduardo I mean here's a shot like you

Eduardo I mean here's a shot like you can maybe hear just like Grandma sick

can maybe hear just like Grandma sick

can maybe hear just like Grandma sick thank you and coming here imagine 28


Cool.

Go get the ingÃ©nue and start the patient

House : on Aztreonam and plasmapheresis.

Foreman loudly, To Taub : He said to start the patient on...


Ted : That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Ted : That's not real.

Barney : You're right, ted. I'm just making that up.

Ted : I know that you are because there's no such thing.

Robin : I got it a little bit.

Ted : Hi. Uh, ted mosby for dr. Zinman.


Sheldon : They're perfect.

Sheldon : It tastes like her hugs.

Amy : Merry Christmas, Sheldon.

Sheldon : I can't believe this.

Sheldon : You're happy, I'm happy.

Sheldon : Well, maybe a holiday that's all about giving isn't so...


Barney : in time for that fishing trip.

Jerry : ...the laws are there to protect...

Barney : This is no time for laws! Buckle up, Barney.

Barney : I am not going to buckle up! I am your father! You will listen to me!


she might panic.

- Uhhh I panic a little bit.

- Do you think you're gonna be crying from anxiety?

- Or from-- - laughs I'm probably gonna

be crying, their like so emotional but no.

I'm just scared out of my mind - [Missy] I just don't wanna

do this. laughing

boys talking

- [Bryan] What do you guys think of the hotel?


So we came into the restaurant, it's a very local spot.

They have all the curries in the front.

There's a crab curry, there's chicken, there's cuttle fish.

Oh, it smells incredibly good.

- This one is fish

- [Mark] You come to eat here often?

laughs

- [Mark] You come to eat here often?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah!

lively guitar music

speaking Sri Lankan

- [Man In Dark Blue Shirt] Carrot.

- I think maybe more of a kitchen is up here.


Ross : Monica, what is the matter with you?

Monica : -I just want the baby to be born today. -Why today?

Monica : Okay, fine.

I bet Phoebe that you're gonna have the baby, and I don't want to lose.

What? While she's been going through this hell, you've been making money?

You're betting on your friend staying in this misery?

-I'll take that bet. -What?

I'm miserable. I may as well make some money out of it.

Ross : Can I get some of that action?

I'm betting against all of you?

I really feel like tomorrow it's gonna happen.

Okay.


Sheldon : ...with a slightly out-of-scale head and a mild Dr Pepper addiction.

Sheldon : Anything you'd like to add?

That's not gonna get you anywhere. Better pull out the big gun.


we've been catching it all day yeah nice it's a smaller version of the other

it's a smaller version of the other

it's a smaller version of the other version stuff come right up oh it's a

version stuff come right up oh it's a

version stuff come right up oh it's a real view of that not bad all right

that's a nice fish roe I'm gonna be

that's a nice fish roe I'm gonna be

that's a nice fish roe I'm gonna be proud of that I mean it one is as big as

proud of that I mean it one is as big as mine but hang on let me get the macro on

mine but hang on let me get the macro on the camera going in front to make it

the camera going in front to make it

the camera going in front to make it look really good yeah


or if the dogs did it again.

- [Missy] What else is in there?

- Oh yeah, there could be like a tarantula nest

or like a rattlesnake nest or coyotes.

- Oh, I was so worried about you!


oh you're looking at the end of their

oh you're looking at the end of their

oh you're looking at the end of their train just robot

maybe scary movie scary

maybe scary movie scary

maybe scary movie scary my

hello Eduardo how did you guys miss us

hello Eduardo how did you guys miss us

hello Eduardo how did you guys miss us what did you do with Erica today Harry

what did you do with Erica today Harry

what did you do with Erica today Harry put Valerie you put brownies Mosers Wow

put Valerie you put brownies Mosers Wow

put Valerie you put brownies Mosers Wow tradition we biggie you ate the biggest

tradition we biggie you ate the biggest

tradition we biggie you ate the biggest one you're the poet editor did you miss


It's not gonna take those guys very long to figure out where we went.

Yeah, but if he can't stand, it's gonna be hard to move.

Castle : Yes. Even harder to run.

They gotta be here somewhere.


The laundry song we sing.

Ross : Uh-oh! The laundry's done

Phoebe : -What's the matter? -Nothing.

Ross : The laundry's done

Rachel : Come on, show me.

Ross : It's just that you left a red sock with your whites, and now...


So I have to go, but you're allowed to live in your office?

CHIEF : - You noticed that, huh? - I'm pretty observant.

CHIEF : Guess if I'm throwing you out I have to follow my own rules.

GEORGE with flowers for Callie : OK, I'm jealous. But I have a right to be jealous

because I don't want other guys touching your panties.

MEREDITH : Great.

GEORGE : That's great!

- You might want to clear that up. - Yes, sir.

- You headin' out? - Gotta get back to the hospital.

- Gotta go kick this cancer's ass. - All right.

Joe, what do I owe?

Hey, Alex.

BAILEY : About today...

ALEX : Dr. Bailey, you were right. I shouldn't get physical with patients.

MEREDITH : The body is a slave to its impulses.

BURKE : I don't know if it's gonna get any better, Mama.

MRS. BURKE : Well, I do, baby.

MRS. BURKE : I do know.

Cristina, it's late.

MRS. BURKE : Preston needs his sleep.


What kind of a lawsuit?

Esposito : Well, he claims that James stole one of the band's songs from him.

And James must've thought he had a case,

Esposito : because when he stopped at a bank on his way to see this guy,

he took out 25 grand, cash.

Castle : Sounds like he's trying to settle out of court.

Yeah, and I'm guessing it didn't pan out.

Esposito : Sam Spear bought a ticket to last night's show.

Castle : So, he was at the theater right before Swan was killed.

Esposito : Time to pay this guy a visit.

Esposito : No, no. I got this.

Esposito : You stay here and work on your little research project,

Esposito : you being the nerve center and all. Castle?

Uh, you coming?

Beckett : No, I'm good.

Castle : Wait up.

Esposito : It's not this one.

Spear's in 3-M.

Castle : You know, Detective Beckett is not an unfriendly person.

She's just got walls.

Castle : Let's call them layers.

Layers upon layers of, uh, well, walls.

Castle : But once you scale those walls, the effort is worth it.

Castle, keep your voice down, please. All right?

I've already had one guy bolt on me today.

Esposito : Element of surprise is key. See, I can be circumspect.

Esposito : Folks would be lost without me.

Castle : He went the wrong way.


Leonard : This is fun, huh?

Leonard : We get to see our friend throw out the first pitch,


and I'll go show you our room next so

and I'll go show you our room next so

and I'll go show you our room next so actually one flight down downstairs

Micah hello mommy and Micah hello mommy


Howard : Okay. Well, so the reason that might sound crazy is because it's crazy!

Raj : Look, Howard, you're in a relationship.

Raj : You know you have to make compromises.

Howard : Yes, but my compromises are about which bedspread to buy...

Howard : ...or whose turn it is to do the laundry, Bernadette's or my mom's.

Raj : It's a great deal. We both get our parents off our backs.

l don't have to come home to an empty apartment.

Raj : Plus, once I'm married, I can finally eat carbs again and let myseIf go.

Howard : Why don't you tell your parents you wanna try to find someone else?

You know, one who hasn't slept with more women than you.

Raj : Because this one wants to marry me.

l might never find another one who does.

You're thinking about marrying someone you're never gonna have sex with?

l can't believe your attitude.

l thought you were in favor of gay people getting married.


I'm sure that Mr. X will be very disappointed,

considering he worked so hard to procure them.

Hasheim : I don't know about that, Captain.

Hasheim : If one wished to keep priceless history safe from looters and terrorists,

Hasheim : there is no better place for them to wait out the conflict

Hasheim : than in the basement of the Smithsonian.

It was a pleasure meeting you both.

Come along, Genie.

Beckett : Here we go again.

That... She was...

Esposito : So, I just got off the phone with Ryan.

Esposito : There's been some complications with Jenny's labor.

Hey.

Ryan : Everything was normal, uh,

Ryan : until Jenny started hyperventilating.

Ryan : She lost consciousness.

Ryan : Doctors think it might be an amniotic fluid embolism.

But they're trying to stabilize her now,

Ryan : so that they can deliver the baby.

Esposito : - We're here, bro, whatever you need. - Thanks. Thanks.

Ryan : I should get back in there.

Castle : Let's settle in.

Beckett : Hey, so, um...

Obviously, I don't believe in genies or wishes.

Beckett : But, just in case, I was

Beckett : wondering if you could use one of your wishes for Jenny and the baby?


Cold noodles

Oh yeah, salt, MSG, Sugar, Sichuan peppercorn

Fresh chilies

Thatâs rutabaga

Green onions

And then garlic, thatâs garlic water


Leonard : He's in critical condition.

Raj : Oh, no!

Bernadette : Did you hear?

Bernadette : Isn't it terrible?


Leonard : Where do I sign?

Sheldon : Right here. Use your finger.


Sheldon : There, there.

God, what is wrong with me?

Leonard : Nothing, you're perfect.

Ecch. I'm not perfect.

Leonard : Yes, you are.

Penny : You really think so, don't you?

- Penny? - Yeah?

Leonard : How much have you had to drink tonight?


Castle : In another room 147.

Beckett : We checked other branches in the area.

Beckett : Now, three weeks ago, the Best Traveler in Long Island City

Beckett : rented an entire floor, including room 147, to EHI.

Castle : Their room 147 is identical to the one where we found our victim.

Beckett : Except that fridge opens exactly like our witnesses described it.

Gates : What was EHI doing there?

Castle : They told the hotel it was some kind of member event.

Beckett : But they brought their own security,

Beckett : and they kept hotel staff off the floor for hours.

Castle : Something happened that day,

Castle : something connected to Justin's murder that EHI wants everyone to forget.

KNOCK ON DOOR

Ryan : I got something.

Ryan : All right, so I was going through surveillance footage

of the Best Traveler inn in Long Island City.

Ryan : I wanted to see if any of our three confessors did attend that EHI event.

And?

Ryan : No sign of them, but I did see this.

Gates : - That's our victim. - And look who he's with.


Cuddy : he's the first person to use it in two weeks.

Wilson : Appeasement is never the answer

Wilson : in the face of naked aggression.

Wilson : It won't be long before his tanks

Wilson : are rolling down your Champs-ÃlysÃ©es.

Cuddy : I know what House is doing.

Cuddy : You, on the other hand, why do you care? He isn't hurting anyone.

Wilson : You're the first boss he's ever had who could handle him.

Wilson : Before you, he was either fired

Wilson : or buried under a mountain of malpractice suits.

Wilson : He needs someone to say no.

Wilson : He needs someone he'll listen to when they say no.

Wilson : If you really care about House,

Masters : you'll stop feeling sorry for him,

Wilson : and get out there and start kicking him where he needs kicking.

Cuddy : I changed my mind.

House : You want the fish instead of the chicken?

Cuddy : This room is for patients' families,

Cuddy : not for doctors trying to defraud the government.

House : Oh. So you've decided to take a moral stand?

Yes.

Cuddy : The chapel still has sanctity for some people.


Well, Joey, l guess we have no problem.

lt's like my favorite fairy tale come true.

Joey : The princess, the stable boy and the lesbian.

Okay. Okay, you start preparing the formula...


But here is only three bucks!

so it's either this or i don't know a

6-Inch Subway sandwich with mystery meat

You know with all that spicy stuff I've been eating over the last few days

It's nice to take a break and have a beautiful clear bowl of fish ball soup

with a side of really spicy noodle

All this is from Ru Ji Kitchen who apparently makes these fish balls every single day fresh

I mean just look at how beautifully bouncy these things are

Look at this! *squeeze**squeeze*

I feel like if I throw these against the wall it's gonna come right back out

then super! look at this really gentle pieces of fish tofu

OH MY GOSH! The soup is good!

and that was 100% a food surprise

Because just looking at the soup this might seem really clear and see-through

But trust me there's some magic going on here

Although It's not fishy at all it just has this such a

beautiful fish flavor

*speechless moment*

You guys just need to come here and try this seriously


beautiful this is look at it it is there something is there anything more

something is there anything more

something is there anything more beautiful

beautiful

beautiful Zenden I'm going to start off with the

Zenden I'm going to start off with the

Zenden I'm going to start off with the best one because I've been waiting all

best one because I've been waiting all

best one because I've been waiting all day no breakfast

day no breakfast

day no breakfast no rugs gonna lightly dip it in a little

no rugs gonna lightly dip it in a little bit of salt no stop that

bit of salt no stop that

bit of salt no stop that is the meat of God if you like that feed

is the meat of God if you like that feed to just play with my feelings my first

to just play with my feelings my first

to just play with my feelings my first ever bite of Kobe beef was that the

ever bite of Kobe beef was that the

ever bite of Kobe beef was that the ryokan and cold a and I thought that was

ryokan and cold a and I thought that was the most glorious beefy moment of my

the most glorious beefy moment of my

the most glorious beefy moment of my life and I really didn't think any other

life and I really didn't think any other planet beef whatever compare I mean I

planet beef whatever compare I mean I

planet beef whatever compare I mean I came in here with higher expectations

came in here with higher expectations

came in here with higher expectations because this is a steak house that's

because this is a steak house that's

because this is a steak house that's what they do here but still I was

what they do here but still I was

what they do here but still I was thinking how could anything he's entered

thinking how could anything he's entered in what I had in holy wow I mean I'm

in what I had in holy wow I mean I'm

in what I had in holy wow I mean I'm still trying to recover from that I'm

still trying to recover from that I'm

still trying to recover from that I'm going to try the second one the less one


House : One, two, three.

See? Told you.

Masters : Lane, that wasn't even close.

Masters : That was brilliant.

Yeah.


Rachel : -What the hell is that? -That's disgusting.


Actually, they're taking a shower.

And I thought I would talk about something

I've been thinking about a lot lately,

which is something that also people ask me about

all the time, especially now that I have a horse,

and my life is, like, a little bit busier and stuff.

But it is if I'm going to have another baby.

I have to say, I've kind of been telling myself,

like, 2018 we're gonna start to try again.

That's kind of been like my plan.

And life is just so busy right now,

I'm just like, I don't think I can swing it yet.

But my plan was kind of end of 2018, so I'm still like,

am I gonna be ready by the end?

I'm not really sure.

I have thought about, like, what I'm going to do,

now that I have two kids, I've got one in school,

the other one's gonna be in school pretty soon,

I have a horse, which is a big responsibility,

I mean, we've got a business, we've got a couple businesses,

honestly, and we have a lot, a lot going on.

Can I actually manage another baby?


House : Daddy does seem the type to use a rubber.

House : So it's not viral.

That just leaves "lotta-booze-irrhosis".

Our ten-year-old boy does not have a drinking problem or cirrhosis.

Foreman : House, when we echoed his heart, we got a piece of his liver-- there was no scarring.

House : Cirrhosis explains the symptoms.

Heart problems, lungs-- look up "cirrhosis" in the dictionary.

It means "scarring".

Chase : Parents aren't doing or dosing this kid.

House : How would you know that?

House : Kid can't talk.

House : Why'd you think I took this case?

He's not gonna give away the ending.

Chase : They quit their jobs for him.

House : Yes, they are everything you'd want in a parent.

House : Unfortunately, their kid is nothing you'd want.

House : When a baby is born, it's perfect.

House : Little fingers, little toes.

House : Plump, perfect, pink.

House : And brimming with unbridled potential.

But then it's downhill.

House : Some hills steeper than others.

Parents get off on their kids' accomplishments-- toy Bend over and relax.

Cute.

House : They'll annoy you with trophy rooms and report cards.

House : Hell, they'll even show you a purple cow and tell you what a keen eye for color their kid has.


Penny : Hey, you guys ready to order?

Uh, sure. Okay, Priya?

Priya : Uh, I'll have the shepherd's pie.

Priya : You want to split that with me?

Leonard : Oh, no, no, no, he doesn't.


Ryan : they got a hit on our vehicle.

It's registered to a Miles Madsen.

Beckett : Great! That's our guy. So what do we know about him?

That he's in the wind. Uniforms hit his apartment,

but the landlord said he hasn't seen Madsen in weeks.

- CELL PHONE CHIMES - SIGHS Okay, put out an APB.

Beckett : Find out everything you can about him.

Beckett : Right now, he's the only link connecting all these people.

Esposito : Where are you going?

Uh, I've got an errand to run. Can you tell Castle that I'll be back in an hour?

Yeah.

Thanks.

Kevin Ryan : - Hey. - Hey.

Beckett : - Thanks for meeting with me. - Yeah. What's so important?

Um...

Beckett : You know that I don't take sides on anything

Beckett : between you and your dad, right?

Alexis : Yeah, I appreciate that.

Okay, well, your dad wants you to move back home.

Beckett : And I know that you said you have a lease,

Beckett : but you also said that there were other reasons

why you didn't wanna move back,

and I wanna make sure that one of those reasons isn't me.


and this is called burdock roots and

and this is called burdock roots and it's a vegetable that's pretty common

it's a vegetable that's pretty common

it's a vegetable that's pretty common here in Japan and Korea this is a clue

here in Japan and Korea this is a clue

here in Japan and Korea this is a clue yuck again the zero calorie thing always

yuck again the zero calorie thing always happy to eat that no guilt and and wait

happy to eat that no guilt and and wait

happy to eat that no guilt and and wait for this to boil that's smelling so

for this to boil that's smelling so

for this to boil that's smelling so ridiculous right now it really depends

ridiculous right now it really depends

ridiculous right now it really depends on how you clean it and how you cook up

on how you clean it and how you cook up

on how you clean it and how you cook up if you don't clean it well it's gonna

if you don't clean it well it's gonna

if you don't clean it well it's gonna stink and when you chew it's gonna have

stink and when you chew it's gonna have

stink and when you chew it's gonna have a nasty aftertaste but this as testing

a nasty aftertaste but this as testing

a nasty aftertaste but this as testing boils I mean do Roma coming out of this

boils I mean do Roma coming out of this

boils I mean do Roma coming out of this what am i driving me crazy it looks like

what am i driving me crazy it looks like a lean volcano ready to rot

a lean volcano ready to rot

a lean volcano ready to rot alright that's the waiter he gave me to

alright that's the waiter he gave me to

alright that's the waiter he gave me to go ahead to dig in oh I smell so good

go ahead to dig in oh I smell so good

go ahead to dig in oh I smell so good all my gosh I can't believe there's only

all my gosh I can't believe there's only like deep enters in here oh look at this

like deep enters in here oh look at this this is all just like pieces of

this is all just like pieces of

this is all just like pieces of intestinal you can see it's kind of

intestinal you can see it's kind of

intestinal you can see it's kind of fatty huh

fatty huh

fatty huh you can add more cabbage and everything

you can add more cabbage and everything

you can add more cabbage and everything in there advice you want to try this

in there advice you want to try this

in there advice you want to try this right after that and look at this brach

right after that and look at this brach

right after that and look at this brach here I'm just gonna taste this soup real

here I'm just gonna taste this soup real quick here oh you can tell this is that

quick here oh you can tell this is that

quick here oh you can tell this is that this is a fatty oily thick broth oh


...has gotta be easier to deal with than him touching her with it.

There's no junk-jiggling. We just talk.

Howard : Are you insane? With high-speed Internet, you have at your fingertips...

Howard : ...the greatest advancement in the field of sex since the invention of the washcloth.

Leonard : I can't do that.

Heh, well, if you don't, you're gonna lose Priya...

Howard : ...to some fancy guy in a turban...

Howard : ...who grew up with Kama Sutra coloring books.

Raj : How can you be so racist?

Howard : Oh, come on, tell me I'm wrong.

Sheldon entering : Oh, Leonard, good, there you are.

Sheldon entering : I need you to check my head for chair lice.


Barney : She got arrested for trespassing,

Barney : Bit a cop, and spent eight days in jail.

Barney : Oh, crap, there she is!

Barney : If she sees me, she's gonna kill me!

Okay, here's what we're gonna do. Hey, meg!

Over here!

Look who it is!

Your old friend barney!

Lily : Barney?

Barney : If she kills me, I want you to go into my apartment,

Barney : Grab the metal briefcase under my bed

Barney : And throw it in the east river.

Meg : What are you doing here?

Look, meg, we need to talk. Shh.

Meg : It was all my fault.

Meg : I know it was, baby.

Meg : I just came on too strong.

Barney : And I forgive you.

Barney : I love you.

Meg : Oh, my god!

Meg : I love you, too!

Lily : No!

Lily : What's the matter with you?


Barney : Lily, private convo time.

Barney : Lily, can't you just let us be happy?

Lily : You're not happy.

Lily : You just think you're happy because you feel happy.

Barney : And that's not happy?

Lily : Of course not.

Lily : You and Robin need to have the talk.

Barney : Why? Give me one good reason. I'll give you 20...

Wow, you can't even think of one.

Headlights. Deer.

Barney : Lily, for the last time,

Barney : things with me and Robin are as good as they can possibly be.

Barney : Oh, hey, look, Brad's here.

Brad : I've got two tickets

to the Rangers/Canucksame tomorrow night.

Brad : I know you're a hockey fan, so I was thinking...

Uh, oh, um...

Robin : Uh...

Brad : What do I have to do?

Brad : Put a gun to your head?

Brad : Buy you a six pack?

Oh, come on, Brad, that's...

Robin : Wow, there's really six of them.

Uh, but, uh, I can't.

Brad : Why not? You have a boyfriend?

Robin : No. No, no boyfriend.


but we finally made it.

We made it to the restaurant, Micah is here.

It is situated next to a canal,

which is not the cleanest canal that I've ever seen.

And then they are cooking right there,

and they have a few tables set up,

and then I've also heard that a lot of people

order takeaway.

They hire motorbike drivers to come here,


Chandler : - I watched it. - Keep going, Pinocchio.

Monica : - I did. - No, you didn't.

Chandler : I'm telling you, I watched the tape.

Rachel : - Did you watch the tape? - No.

Hi. Look, I realize only one of us can get this grant.

And I just wanted to wish both of you the best of luck.

Are you crossing your fingers?

What, this? No. This- That's just the result of a childhood injury.

I'm cured!

Good morning, everybody.

If you go ahead and take your seats we can get started.

Actually, Dr. Hobart, can I have a word with you?

And you are?

Scene : - Ross. - I know. I'm kidding.

Listen, I just want to say, last night-

Dinner was a little awkward.


-I didn't do that. Who would do that? -Son of a bitch!

Phoebe : Okay. Maybe ask this guy.

The Dry Cleaner : -You! Get out of my shop! -What did he do?

The Dry Cleaner : -He went out with my wife! -Joey!

I did not go out with your wife! Okay?

Joey : I went out with her.

That's my wife!

I'm not pointing at her, no. I'm pointing at her.

"Zelda McMurray."

Who the hell..? How did she get up there?!

Rachel : Get out!

Phoebe : -Well, we should go. -Yeah.

Ross?

Elizabeth!


and not have to worry about setup

and then just get what we need done, done.

But there's lots of people coming over tomorrow

so we have to prepare.

charming folk music

machine whirs

machine plays "Turkey in the Straw"

That chime means we have ice cream. laughs

- So we are also enjoying the dog barks courtyard today

'cause my dad thought it would be fun

to buy a little charcoal barbecue.

I guess he was craving charcoal

Missy's Dad laughs barbecued stuff

so he got one of these little ones for us to barbecue on.

We actually haven't barbecued in so long

that we don't even have one anymore.

We're waiting for it to all be installed.


Castle : Right. So if we are the Enterprise, that means Gemini is...

- Is above us. - Exactly.

CELL PHONE CHIMING


Foreman : Points to a complement deficiency.

DOOR OPENS

Wilson : I have a patient. I need... Not now.

Lawyer : I'll go. You'll stay.

House : Patient's dying. So is mine.

House : Not in the next hour.

House : What does the syphilis tell us?

House : What does it tell us?

Cameron : It could mean chronic granulomatous disease.

And the aspergillus is a T cell issue. Common variable immunodeficiency.

Chase : Genetic testing's gonna take time.

Chase : Given the rate he's picking up infections...

House : Why don't we turn it into a race?

Foreman : Little late to be playing games with us.

House : Not you guys. The infections. What infections?

House : The infections we're gonna give him.

Jack : The only way to cure me is to make me sicker?

Each of the four possible genetic conditions

House : is most susceptible to different types of infection.

Cameron : What's that?

House : This is a cocktail of serratia, meningococcus, cepacia and rhinovirus.


comic book kind of

kids' book, you guys can read

Do you know what else this means Emilia?

This means a book tour.

J : Which means meeting lots of friends- Yay, a book tour, I love books, I love books

lots of fun events and activities

I hope you guys are excited

I'm going to leave a link down below

We can do it together!

We can do it together

So please guys, support us, hit the link

pre-order a book today, lets make it the number one best book of your life

This is so cool, our world has come alive

Are you excited for the book Eduardo?

Yeah

How excited are you for the book?


Beckett : Let's talk to hotel security. I wanna see surveillance tapes

Beckett : and a list of all registered hotel guests.

Beckett : And get records for her room phone and her cell.

Esposito : I'm on it.

Hotel says only one key card was issued to the victim.

It was last used to enter the victim's room at 3 : 18 a.m.

Beckett : Okay, well, that coincides with time of death.

Beckett : Where are the bride and groom?

Ryan : Bridal suite at the end of the hall. Greg and Kyra.

Beckett : Okay, have uniforms assemble the wedding guests in the bar

Beckett : - to be interviewed. - Where's Castle?

Beckett : I don't know. Figured the death of a bridesmaid would be right up his alley.

Ryan : Heard "wedding" and probably got cold feet.

Hmm...

Huh.

Yeah.

Beckett : When was the last time that you saw Sophie?

Kyra : At the rehearsal dinner last night. I don't even think I talked to her.

Kyra : She came all this way for us, and I don't think I even said hello.

Greg : It's not your fault, Kyra. It was a crazy day.

Kyra : Did you talk to her after I went up to bed?

Greg : No. You know how Uncle Teddy is.

Greg : He wouldn't let me leave without doing tequila shots.

I escaped up to my room around 1 : 00.

Greg : I'm not sure if Sophie was still at the bar.

Beckett : The two of you weren't in the same room last night?

No.


you're gonna get caught in the explosion [Music]

you ready

you ready

you ready [Music]

[Music]

[Music] go go go

go go scary


Chase : Yes, and I could assume three or four things to fit my theory, too.

Cameron : She's sick! She obviously hasn't been drinking enough...

Enough!

Foreman : I take it you two aren't sleeping together anymore?

Foreman : We do what House said, we test for everything.

Good, then I can go home.

Cameron : Since when does we not include you?

Well, House is gonna call us idiots, anyway.

Chase : Might as well be a well-rested idiot.

House : You guys are idiots.

Cameron : Why? Because we stayed up all night doing exactly what you told us to do?

House : No, because you stayed up all night doing exactly what I told you to do

House : and have nothing to show for it.

Foreman : We eliminated dozens of wrong answers.

I asked you what two plus two equals and a day later you tell me, "Not 25."

Chase : Pathology report just got filed.

They found granulomas in Lucy's pericardium.

Indicates a fungal infection.

House : Nice work.

Cameron : He went home.

House : Work smart, not hard.

House : Find out which fungus. Biopsy a lymph node.

House : Take employee of the month with you.

Cameron : I would rather Foreman... I know.

Lucy : I don't want any more shots.

Lucy : I don't want any more shots.

Jasper.

Look at me, Goosey. Squeeze my hand, okay?

Chase : This will tell us why you're sick, so that we can make you all better.

Deran : Where would she pick up a fungus?

Cameron : Anywhere moist. Around a pool, locker room, public shower...

Deran : She doesn't have any gym or swim classes.


the movers are on their way as well I

the movers are on their way as well I think they've already left we just have

think they've already left we just have

think they've already left we just have to be there to kind of like let them

to be there to kind of like let them

to be there to kind of like let them know where everything's going and just

know where everything's going and just

know where everything's going and just oversee everything I'm also a little bit

oversee everything I'm also a little bit concerned how the house is gonna get

concerned how the house is gonna get

concerned how the house is gonna get ruined just in terms of like so they

ruined just in terms of like so they

ruined just in terms of like so they haven't removed on the upstairs yet in

haven't removed on the upstairs yet in

haven't removed on the upstairs yet in the old house I mean like they haven't

the old house I mean like they haven't

the old house I mean like they haven't moved things from upstairs yet I think

moved things from upstairs yet I think

moved things from upstairs yet I think we it's still pretty early in the day so

we it's still pretty early in the day so you may still get to that but like I

you may still get to that but like I

you may still get to that but like I said it's a two-day operation realize I

said it's a two-day operation realize I

said it's a two-day operation realize I was wearing my slippers

first time even what room do you think

first time even what room do you think

first time even what room do you think is the Coney Joey because it's doing the

is the Coney Joey because it's doing the mortis is massive you can do this plus

mortis is massive you can do this plus

mortis is massive you can do this plus are now at + existing I can't cross


I put all your heavy jackets in this box marked "winter."

And all your colorful sweaters in this box

Marked "bill cosby."

Make fun, but america loved that guy for a reason.

Wow!

Almost done.

Not so fast.


Sheldon : No. The X-Men were named for the X in Charles Xavier.

Sheldon : Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be my C-Men.

Howard : Oh, that's not a good name.

[TRANQUIL INDIAN MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER]


Howard : Check it out. Mrs. Davis from Human Resources is here.

Howard : She's probably on the lookout for sexual harassment.

Raj : Oh, great. There go my chances of being sexually harassed.

Howard : I heard her husband left her for a hot, young undergrad.

Raj : That's so much better than the old, ugly ones.

Mrs Davis : Mr. Wolowitz, Dr. Koothrappali.


Barney : Maybe get a spray-on tan.

Barney : It's gonna be legen...

Barney : Wait for it...

Ted : Lily!

Lily : Merry christmas, assface.

Ted : Um, lily?

Ted : Where are the christmas decorations?

Lily : At my apartment.

Ted : So we can celebrate christmas together... please?

Lily : Ted, do you know what I would do

Lily : If one of my kindergartners used that kind of language?

Lily : I would be on the phone with their parents.

Ted : Yeah, I'm not a kindergartner.

Lily : Exactly.

Lily : You know what that word means.

Lily : You know that calling people names

Lily : Is mean and hurtful... Assface.

Ted : Lily, if you don't

Ted : Bring that stuff back right now, we...


we just arrived back to our farmhouse in ha and we are going to have dinner in

ha and we are going to have dinner in

ha and we are going to have dinner in about an hour right now but there is a

about an hour right now but there is a

about an hour right now but there is a lot of smoke in the air because they are

lot of smoke in the air because they are heating our hot stone baths which is a

heating our hot stone baths which is a

heating our hot stone baths which is a Bhutanese traditional kind of like

Bhutanese traditional kind of like

Bhutanese traditional kind of like therapeutic bath and so after dinner we

therapeutic bath and so after dinner we

therapeutic bath and so after dinner we are gonna you and I are going to go in

are gonna you and I are going to go in

are gonna you and I are going to go in the traditional Bhutanese Stone bath so

the traditional Bhutanese Stone bath so

the traditional Bhutanese Stone bath so all the stones are over here heating up