[Music]

here's the base for slices and they said that so that part would be good for like

that so that part would be good for like sashimi before she slices up our gooey

sashimi before she slices up our gooey

sashimi before she slices up our gooey duck I just I want us all to get a

duck I just I want us all to get a

duck I just I want us all to get a close-up look at this thing this is an

close-up look at this thing this is an

close-up look at this thing this is an amazing amazingly strange and awkward

amazing amazingly strange and awkward

amazing amazingly strange and awkward Bennion almost like a like an elephant

Bennion almost like a like an elephant

Bennion almost like a like an elephant trunk or I mean you could you could

trunk or I mean you could you could

trunk or I mean you could you could definitely compare it to many things

definitely compare it to many things

definitely compare it to many things kind of like explodes out of the shelf

kind of like explodes out of the shelf

kind of like explodes out of the shelf if you feel as it actually does feel

if you feel as it actually does feel

if you feel as it actually does feel like an elephant truck it's so leathery

like an elephant truck it's so leathery

like an elephant truck it's so leathery water what a unique strange bizarre

water what a unique strange bizarre

water what a unique strange bizarre creature this is that's a little bit

creature this is that's a little bit

creature this is that's a little bit floppy du haut de huaah yeah


Sure!

You want to tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?


Carol : -Like what? -Well, I don't know.

Ross : What if we were to...

Ross : tie each other up?

Ross : Some people eat stuff off one another.

Yeah.

You know, we could try dirty talk.

Ross : -We could have a threesome. -I love that idea!

Chandler : Who sold a story to Archie Comics?

Oh, my God, that's so great.

You're a published writer. I wish I had a present for you.

Monica : Wait a minute.

My last Kit Kat bar.


Classy, huh?

Hi, Chandler Bing. l have a reservation.

Welcome to the Chestnut lnn. Where are you joining us from?

Monica : -New York. -The Big Apple.

He's wound up. We had to stop at every maple-candy stand on the way here.

l ate all my gifts for everybody.

l'm sorry, there's no record of your reservation in the computer.

-That's impossible. Check again, please. -Check again, please.

-l'm sorry, it's not here. -lt's not there.

Let me get this straight. l called to try to cancel my reservation...

...was told it's not refundable. Then we drove six hours all the way up here...

-...and now we don't have a reservation? -l don't know what to say.

Ross : She doesn't know what to say.

Chandler : Just give us the cheapest room you have.


Sheldon : Mrs. Wunch in fourth grade.

Sheldon : And my slogan was âa line that's straight

is a line that's greatâ"

Man : Is this guy for real?

Leonard : Boy, I wish I could say no.

Beverly : That was very nice of Sheldon to apologize.

Amy : Well, he's come a long way.

Amy : Or a short way very slowly,

Amy : so it feels like a long way.

Beverly : Your relationship with him is fascinating.

Beverly : I'm preparing to write a book on high-achieving couples,

Beverly : and I would love to interview the both of you.

Amy : Oh, sure.

I'll-I'll talk to Sheldon about it.

Amy : You know, Bernadette's husband is a former astronaut.

Beverly : Really?

Beverly : Do you think he would be interested

Beverly : in being interviewed as well?

Bernadette : Do I think he'd be interested?

Bernadette : Sometimes I hear him pretending to be interviewed

Bernadette : when he's alone in the bathroom.

Wonderful!


Chandler : All right, everybody. l know it is Christmas Eve...

...and you'd rather be with family, but there is no call for writing...

Chandler : ...''Screw you, Mr. Bing'' on the back of my chair.

Chandler : By the way, you can all call me Chandler.

-Hey. -Hey. Where you been?

l was checking out that insurance company's Christmas party on three.

lt was really beautiful. They have decorations and this huge tree.

And l just thought, to hell with them, we have to work.

So l stole their ham.

Chandler : Hear that? You may not be with your families...

Chandler : ...but at least it's gonna smell like ham in here.

Claudia : My kid's in a play right now.

Chandler : You know what? l know what will cheer you up.

l had a talk with the boys in New York. l told them about all your hard work...

Chandler : ...and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.

Nick : ''A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet.''


fam going here

fam going here all right Melia got herself a whoopee

all right Melia got herself a whoopee

all right Melia got herself a whoopee cushion okay careful no no no you know

cushion okay careful no no no you know

cushion okay careful no no no you know Melia pretend Oh media look at that

Melia pretend Oh media look at that

Melia pretend Oh media look at that window oh nothing oh okay Frank Frank

window oh nothing oh okay Frank Frank

window oh nothing oh okay Frank Frank Bardo

Bardo

Bardo look over there look at where these

look over there look at where these

look over there look at where these shoes do people so stop shoes and go

shoes do people so stop shoes and go

shoes do people so stop shoes and go christened I don't know if they do that


- Oh wow.

- See it brings out something new to the...

- That chili, and again like, even the chili.

It's a little bit spicy, but it's so like,

it has heat, it's fragrant,


Wilson : - Maybe the bowel got nicked in the biopsy. - I did the biopsy. No nick.

Foreman : - She could have picked up an infection on the streets. - She didn't have a fever when I admitted her.

The Prozac we gave her could have triggered serotonin syndrome, which would explain the fever.

Wilson : No. Jefferson put her on Prozac and it wasn't a problem. - She probably never took it!

Foreman : Most likely, they saw her one time and dumped her out of the E.R. with a scrip.

Oh, just like you were gonna do! - Okay, you two. Grab some scalpels and settle this like doctors.

House : Send blood and urine cultures and get a chest X-ray.

Fine, take her off the Prozac and put her on Bromocryptene for the serotonin syndrome.

Might wanna get her in an ice bath as well, assuming we want her to live long enough to see those test results.

Victoria : I said I was sorry.

Foreman : Your fever's 105. If we don't bring it down fast...

Foreman, why are you doing this to me?

I'm saving your life.

No, don't make me go in there, please. Don't make me do it, please!

I don't wanna go!

Foreman : Come on. You can do this.

Please!


I will leave right now and be out of your life forever.

Lily : I want...

Ted 2030 : I...

Lily : I want...

Lily : Scooter!

Barman : And I need you to get out of my face.


"But not this dame. She wanted payback.

"So what's worse, that I pitched woo with a client,

"or that I invoiced her for services rendered after?"

Cute.

Castle : Cute? I mean, this guy sounds like a hardboiled PI,

Castle : right out of a Raymond Chandler novel.

Castle : I wonder why Stan had this.

Esposito : Hey, yo, Beckett. Still got no word on that homeless guy.

Esposito : But a bodega owner saw a white Mustang parked in a loading zone

Esposito : right outside the club for the past three days.

Okay. See if anyone saw those license plates.

Esposito : Right on.

Um, Beckett? Can I take this home for the night?


Sheldon : I know.

Leonard : All right, Pictionary. What are the teams?

- How about boys versus girls? - Oh.

Sheldon : That hardly seems fair.

Sheldon : But I guess any team that I'm not on has a decided disadvantage.

- Once again, unbelievable. - Yeah. Once again, I know.

Penny : All right, round one. Here.

Leonard : - Got it. - Okay.

Ready, set, go!


Beckett : But why?

Beckett : Fletcher was about to marry into an obscene amount of money.

Beckett : And the only other scam he had going was at the school.

Beckett : Why would he just jump ship and fake his death?

Castle : It's possible Agent Gray was lying to us about Fletcher to protect the mission.

Beckett : No, he wasn't in the CIA.

Beckett : The paper trail for the cons is way too extensive.

Beckett : There's something else that we're not seeing here.

Yeah?

Esposito : Yeah, one of Fletcher's credit cards was just used

Esposito : to buy a plane ticket. JFK to Jakarta, Indonesia.

Ryan : - He's making a run for it. - Why Indonesia?

Beckett : It's a non-extradition country. What time does the plane leave?

5 : 00.

Beckett : Alert DHS and TSA.

Beckett : We'll coordinate a plan of attack on the way.

Esposito : Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

Esposito : We also got hits on five other identities.

Credit card reservations for flights out of Newark and LaGuardia.

Esposito : Car rental reservations out of New York and Philadelphia,

Esposito : and an Amtrak out of D.C.

Montgomery : He's trying to confuse his trail. Spread us thin.

Well, it's going to work. We don't have resources to cover that territory.

Castle : And these are just the IDs that we know about.

Castle : I guarantee you, he's got at least one identity we've never heard of.

Montgomery : So, he's gonna get away with this murder?

Jim Wheeler : - No. - What do you mean, "no"?

By the time we figure out his real escape route,

they'll be on a beach somewhere laughing at us.

Beckett : We don't need to figure out his escape route,

Beckett : because all roads lead to Elise.

Beckett : Why would he risk everything by calling Elise?

Beckett : Sir, I believe he really does love her

Beckett : and he was planning on running away with her.

Beckett : If we get to Elise, we'll find Fletcher.

Go!

You just missed her.

She left about 10 minutes ago, after she got another call.


House : My name on the door, my team, my decisions.

Cuddy : My building, my floor, my people.

PHONE RINGING

Hold that reprimand. House.

Dr. Chase! How are you?

House : Thank you. You are indispensable.

House : You're still fired. Sorry.

House : Wow, that was awkward.

House : PET scan revealed a blood clot in my patient's arm.

House : Which means goodbye.

Still got two people working for me,

gotta get one of them to do my job.

Foreman : A clot means a heart problem.

Foreman : We have to do an emergency angiogram.

But you're not sure it's a blood clot?

House : PET scan can't determine that with certainty.

Esteban : So you have no better idea what's wrong with her than when we first got here?

Foreman : We've ruled out MS. I told you it wasn't MS.

Where is Dr. House?

Dr. House has left for the night.

Foreman : He'll be here in the morning to review the results,

Foreman : if you sign the consent.


Bernadette : Okay, I guess I should eat the Hell Prawn.

Sheldon : Using your sword,

Sheldon : you prepare a beautiful sushi dinner.

Sheldon : You slip into the hot spring and enjoy the warm water

Sheldon : on your aching joints.

Sheldon : As you happily close your eyes,

Sheldon : you recall the incredible evening you've had

Sheldon : and notice that your...

die clinks

Sheldon : ...feet and ankles are smaller than they've ever been.

Sheldon : The end.

Bernadette : Wow, this night turned out to be so much more fun than I thought.

Sheldon : Oh, the fun doesn't stop.

Sheldon : You're still going home with a goodie bag full of toast.


Look at that.

- Look at the skin.

- Wow.

Oh, and look at that oven.


They're kind of like cookie biscuits.

And again, she's just tossing them into the oil,

deep frying them just for about 10 seconds or so.

That's an ingredient I wasn't expecting.

speaking in foreign language

- There's also bread in the mole.

And it's a special type of bread.


Rizeh time and that just smells so good.

When you order it, he then sprinkles on

some fried onions to garnish on the top.

Then they have another couple of things as well.

They have another couple of garnishes.

I think some butter, some kind of a herb sauce,

and some other garnishes as well, that might be.

They also have another dish

called haleem that we're gonna try.

laughing

speaking in foreign language

laughing

upbeat brass music

- Wow, almost 7 : 00 a.m. now and look at the line now.


Are you so excited to see your new room?

- Yeah!

- Alright Ollie, what are you most excited

about in sharing a room?

- Um, with Finn!

- You're excited about being with Finn?

- Yeah!

- [Bryan] 'Cause you and your brother are good friends, huh?

- [Ollie] Yeah.

- [Bryan] Finn, are you excited to see your new bed?

- Yeah.

- [Bryan] You're going to be sleeping in Ollie's room now.

It's going to be your guys's room, OK?

- [Ollie] OK?

- [Missy] And it's going to be your room too.

- [Bryan] Are you trying to peek?

The boys are so excited.

- [Missy] They've been waiting all day.

- [Bryan] Hang on, hang on.

Come on in, boys.

dramatic music

What do you think?


I'm learning today in five minutes your

I'm learning today in five minutes your food is here

food is here

food is here and one of the main dishes that I got I

and one of the main dishes that I got I

and one of the main dishes that I got I apologize for my pronunciation in

apologize for my pronunciation in

apologize for my pronunciation in advance but in Czech it's something like

advance but in Czech it's something like vibro Ned low zillow which is translated

vibro Ned low zillow which is translated in English on the menu I love how they

in English on the menu I love how they

in English on the menu I love how they translate it as juicy pieces of pork the

translate it as juicy pieces of pork the most common thing to eat it with is the

most common thing to eat it with is the

most common thing to eat it with is the potato dumplings I'll scoot these on

potato dumplings I'll scoot these on

potato dumplings I'll scoot these on because you definitely need the gravy

because you definitely need the gravy

because you definitely need the gravy and all this sauce with these you need

and all this sauce with these you need

and all this sauce with these you need it okay perfect so of course I have to

it okay perfect so of course I have to

it okay perfect so of course I have to start with the juicy pieces of pork and

start with the juicy pieces of pork and

start with the juicy pieces of pork and that's actually like juicy but also

that's actually like juicy but also

that's actually like juicy but also crunchy you can see the crunchiness of

crunchy you can see the crunchiness of

crunchy you can see the crunchiness of it and some of that the cabbage as well

it and some of that the cabbage as well

it and some of that the cabbage as well [Music]

Wow mm-hmm definitely to see pieces of


KRIPKE : Three different men?!

Barry : Damn, girl, way to give the milk away?

Amy : Oh, looks like we just lost Kripke.

Actually, I'm still here.

Amy : Now? Yup.

Amy : Now? Yup!

Amy : Now?

Raj : Before Emily, I was alone for so long.

Raj : I just... I don't know if I can do that again.

Maitre d' : Well, you know, here is something

Sheldon : that might cheer you up.

Sheldon : The flag of the Isle of Man is nothing but three legs


Monica : -What are you doing here? -They sent me home from work.

They said, "Start your maternity leave now. Just rest."

You know what? Screw them!

If they don't want me there, I'll hang out with you guys.

Or you could do volunteer work.


Cristina : Having the procedure does not necessarily improve the outcome.

Mrs. Glass : You have quite the bedside manner. You know that?

Mrs. Glass : My mom died of breast cancer when she was in her 40s.

Mrs. Glass : I have that cancer gene.

My chances are pretty much lose-Iose, whichever way you look at it,

Mrs. Glass : except for the baby.

Mrs. Glass : We're keeping it.

Cristina : I'll call down a Psych consult.

Mrs. Glass : Don't bother. I am going to get fat and happy

Mrs. Glass : instead of skinny and bald.

- I'm at the end... - If you want to live...

Mrs. Glass : Honey, that's what I'm doing.


Moira : Something like that.

Moira : Does there have to be some dramatic moment where the skies part?

Chase : Usually, yeah.

Moira : Is that what happened to you when you entered the seminary'?

Chase : Mom drank, Dad worked, they stuck me in Catholic school.

Chase : Priests and nuns were the closest I had to family.

Chase : Turned out that wasn't much of a reason to join the priesthood.

Moira : Is that why you left?

Moira : Something like that.

Moira : I think I may throw up.


mochi tastes like somebody took a bunch

mochi tastes like somebody took a bunch of tapioca bubbles from the guava team

of tapioca bubbles from the guava team

of tapioca bubbles from the guava team and made a cake out of it in the

and made a cake out of it in the

and made a cake out of it in the beginning I thought this was just gonna

beginning I thought this was just gonna

beginning I thought this was just gonna be like seafood essence nananana na


Chandler : She was making candy so she could get to know all of you.

And I'll bet that not one of you can tell me her name.

Chandler : Am I right?

The Man : Candy Lady?

No, not "Candy Lady."

Joey : If we know it, can we have candy?

All right, you know what?

Forget it, you've ruined it.

Go home. You've ruined it.

That's all wrong! You guys ruined everything. You ruined it!


Mallory : Led by the recently deceased Bryce Roberts.

Mallory : The op was a success,

Mallory : however, their extraction point was compromised.

Castle : You said Hayley left wesley to die.

Yes. well, I might've exaggerated a bit to make a point.

Mallory : Truth is, wesley was late to the rendezvous,

Mallory : and MI6 command made the call.

Beckett : That's why Hayley left MI6.

Beckett : She felt that they betrayed wesley and condemned him to die.

Mallory : Which brings us to our current dilemma.

Mallory : Hayley and wesley were thick as thieves.

Mallory : More loyal to each other than the service.

Castle : What are you saying?

Mallory : That it would appear

Mallory : they have teamed up once again to have their retribution.

Castle : - You're wrong. - Am I, Mr. Castle?

Mallory : Then tell me, why has Hayley suddenly disappeared?

Hayley : I don't understand.

They showed me proofyou were dead.

No.

Wesley : I just wished I was.


hello hat on her her little blankety

hello hat on her her little blankety things always gorgeous oh my why your

things always gorgeous oh my why your

things always gorgeous oh my why your hat okay let's put everything back in no

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] does she come with a bottle or she


Leonard : You promise?

Penny : I do.

Sheldon : And to show you that there are no hard feelings,

Sheldon : I am willing to rub my genitals on it as well.

Amy : Well...

Theodore : if we're rubbing genitals on things, that's where I shine.

Penny : Little lower to the left.

Penny : A little more.

Is it good?

Penny : No, still hideous.

Amy : Well, I'm sure at some point,

Leonard : we won't even notice it's there.

Penny : Yeah, you'd think that,


almost want to hook this bow it's so

almost want to hook this bow it's so good well shoo Bulls down and the

good well shoo Bulls down and the

good well shoo Bulls down and the craving is still there but unfortunately

craving is still there but unfortunately I got one more food stop to make so I

I got one more food stop to make so I

I got one more food stop to make so I have to leave but I'm gonna remember

have to leave but I'm gonna remember

have to leave but I'm gonna remember this right here right here and right

this right here right here and right

this right here right here and right here

the last thing I'm eating today

the last thing I'm eating today

the last thing I'm eating today another Singapore classic in Chinese is

another Singapore classic in Chinese is

another Singapore classic in Chinese is called a joker cha or bak kut a this is

called a joker cha or bak kut a this is

called a joker cha or bak kut a this is a 40 soup dish where pork ribs are

a 40 soup dish where pork ribs are

a 40 soup dish where pork ribs are stewed for a long time in this broth and

stewed for a long time in this broth and there are different variations of this I

there are different variations of this I think the Malaysian version is more

think the Malaysian version is more

think the Malaysian version is more herbally and the Singapore version is

herbally and the Singapore version is

herbally and the Singapore version is more about the pepper and right now I'm

more about the pepper and right now I'm

more about the pepper and right now I'm at Lemke Baku Tate and just bite the

at Lemke Baku Tate and just bite the

at Lemke Baku Tate and just bite the snow of this that is really Irby I mean

snow of this that is really Irby I mean

snow of this that is really Irby I mean this this kind of smells like Chinese

this this kind of smells like Chinese

this this kind of smells like Chinese medicine to me the soup is cooked in a

medicine to me the soup is cooked in a

medicine to me the soup is cooked in a clay pot and it's burning hot don't

clay pot and it's burning hot don't

clay pot and it's burning hot don't touch this okay and on the inside I see

touch this okay and on the inside I see

touch this okay and on the inside I see right away tofu scans some greens hair

right away tofu scans some greens hair

right away tofu scans some greens hair drips yeah this baby was hiding I'm


Rachel : Come on. You gotta have one.

Nope.

Rachel : - Ross. You know what? - What?

Rachel : If you tell me, I might do it.


I've ever had usually after I eat one of these I mean is there's so much oil in there

You kind of feel a little gross, but this

Not oily the mochi is so delicate and then that black sesame paste inside

It goes perfect with a drink of tea of course dim sum gotta have a egg tart

tastes like an egg tart

and this thing look at this

This is a charcoaled pastry with salt a egg yolk and ammonia which is Longan a Chinese fruit

That's there. That's kind of like lychee and the whole thing outside


Okay, but no magic.

Marshall : How did you do that?

Barney : I'm taking a leak, dumb-ass.

The next day robin and I

Went apartment-hunting with lily.

Lily : But I need the freedom to really chase my passion,

Lily : Which was painting,

Lily : But now I think it's music

Or spoken word... maybe both.

God! Isn't life amazing?

Lily : It is so great to see you, ted.

I'm going to get the key from the lockbox.

Hmm?

Marshall : What?

Ted : She's miserable.

Ted : She's realized she's made a huge mistake.

Ted : Her and marshall will be back together in a week.

I love it! Um, no. You just

Robin : Want lily to be miserable.

Robin : The truth is, she's happy.

Ted : Trust me. I've known lily for nine years.

Robin : Trust me. I'm a girl.

Ted : Yeah, but you're canadian. Why do you always

Robin : Have to bring that up?

Ted : You're our weird neighbors to the north.

Robin : You bring it up every time. All right, five bucks says


"As you wish."

Howard : You know, Sheldon, none of this would've happened

Howard : if I hadn't tried to help you.

Sheldon : It also wouldn't have happened if, in the early universe,

Sheldon : hydrogen was a little more common or a little less common.

Sheldon : This is fun. Your turn.

Amy : -Gentlemen. -Hey, Amy.

Sheldon : Hello.


The next place I'm gonna eat is this birria stall,

and I've been eyeing it.

It's packed at lunchtime.

Unfortunately, he's not open yet.

He's gonna be openin' in about one hour,

so I'll just walk around and get some exercise

for the time being, but birria coming next.

It's one of the ultimate dishes.


But he looks like he was shot close range.

Esposito : Yeah, and the shooter capped him in the head to finish him off.

Beckett : So this wasn't random.

Beckett : Did anyone get a good look at the assailant?

Esposito : Yeah, when he drove by like a bat out of hell.

Fuzzy red hat, big white beard.

Seriously? Our killer is Santa Claus?

Esposito : Three witnesses, all told the same story.

Castle : Guys, squeezing down countless chimneys?

Castle : Delivering millions of presents in one night?

It was bound to happen.

Castle : Santa finally cracked.

Or our victim was naughty instead of nice.


Becky : Then this cutie patootie took me to this bar called MacLaren's,

Becky : - right underneath his apartment. - Wait...

Robin : Did you go out with Ted Mosby?

Becky : Guys, I went out with Robin's roommate.

Becky : I saw her bedroom.

Becky : She's a messy Bessie.

Robin : In other news, later today,

Robin : a Manhattan architect gets punched in the throat.

Robin : Of all the women in New York,

Robin : you had to go out with an eight-year-old girl?

Ted : Not what it sounds like.

Robin : You know that I hate her. How could you go out with this girl?

Ted : It wasn't a date.

Ted : She came over to the apartment looking for you.

Becky : I made Robin my famous chocolate chip cookies.

Becky : But instead of chocolate chips, I used gummie bears.

Becky : A spider!

Let me guess : she acted like a helpless little girl,

and you stepped in as the big, strong man.

Ted : I don't know if that's totally true.


"I met Phoebe today.

Malcom : She was really nice to me even though I'm such a loser.

And when I was walking home, I thought about her a lot.

It was weird, but kind of cool."

Good.

Phoebe : So, what were you thinking?

Malcom : I was thinking what it'd be like to kiss you.

Guy : - Really? - No.

Malcom : See, that's just something I said now so that maybe I could kiss you.

Phoebe : Oh, okay.


amazing is that the hungry tourists he

amazing is that the hungry tourists he makes sure that we got the bar counter

makes sure that we got the bar counter

makes sure that we got the bar counter sitting because they have they have some

sitting because they have they have some tables in the back where you can sit but

tables in the back where you can sit but these are the the premium seats where

these are the the premium seats where

these are the the premium seats where you can watch them slicing up the beef

you can watch them slicing up the beef

you can watch them slicing up the beef and where we're gonna watch them cooking

and where we're gonna watch them cooking everything here the first thing that he

everything here the first thing that he

everything here the first thing that he served us is some corned beef and this

served us is some corned beef and this

served us is some corned beef and this is a really really a paper-thin slice


you this choco drew mystery all the

you this choco drew mystery all the seafood here and the lobster we have

seafood here and the lobster we have

seafood here and the lobster we have more than night the recipe to cook and

more than night the recipe to cook and

more than night the recipe to cook and we serve the lobster at the table i

we serve the lobster at the table i

we serve the lobster at the table i order from the table you guys cook it

order from the table you guys cook it

order from the table you guys cook it the way I want and bring the lobster to

the way I want and bring the lobster to

the way I want and bring the lobster to my table

just see thank you so much my friend I'm gonna I'm gonna get my eat on so I'm

gonna I'm gonna get my eat on so I'm

gonna I'm gonna get my eat on so I'm gonna get started I formulated a plan

gonna get started I formulated a plan

gonna get started I formulated a plan I'm thinking the first thing I need to

I'm thinking the first thing I need to

I'm thinking the first thing I need to do is order some lobsters and hi

do is order some lobsters and hi

do is order some lobsters and hi so what kind of lobsters do you have

so what kind of lobsters do you have

so what kind of lobsters do you have again grow with cheese that's a Chinese

again grow with cheese that's a Chinese

again grow with cheese that's a Chinese style well I won't go with cheese and

style well I won't go with cheese and

style well I won't go with cheese and then with chilli so that's like

then with chilli so that's like

then with chilli so that's like Singapore chilli crab almost so how long

Singapore chilli crab almost so how long would that be five minutes I got five


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that is a bite to savor with the

that is a bite to savor with the fruitiness of the chilies oh wow that's

fruitiness of the chilies oh wow that's

fruitiness of the chilies oh wow that's that is just so unbelievably like burnt

that is just so unbelievably like burnt

that is just so unbelievably like burnt leaf aroma to it that flavour like if it

leaf aroma to it that flavour like if it would be any more smoky it would be

would be any more smoky it would be

would be any more smoky it would be burned like you you almost think it's

burned like you you almost think it's

burned like you you almost think it's burned from house smoky it is but it's


Benjamin : I'm a little confused.

Park : The test is designed to determine if your nerves are...


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this would be amazingly cozy comfort

this would be amazingly cozy comfort dish definitely am i recommend list this

dish definitely am i recommend list this is a really interesting vending machine

is a really interesting vending machine

is a really interesting vending machine system that's pretty cool little titties

system that's pretty cool little titties whoa actually want one now all this this


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âª And straightened his fedora âª

âª Thor said, "That's a nice look âª

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BOTH : âª Thor and Dr. Jones âª

âª Thor and Dr. Jones âª

âª One plays with lightning âª

âª The other plays bones âª

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song ends

Stuart : Play something we can dance to.


Minty.

I'll be in our room.


and Russian style she said to take this

and Russian style she said to take this all in one one mouthful one shot that's


Ted : We did it. We did it, you masturbating little bastard.

Ted : Champagne for everybody.

Stella : It was so good.

Marshall : - You hated it, didn't you? - It's so stupid.

I mean, first of all, how do they understand that walking bear

Stella : they hang around with all the time?

Marshall : - Wookiee. - Yeah, he goes...


Joey : Really? Do you not know Chandler?

ls that why he's acting so weird? He's jealous?

Oh, my God, that is crazy.

-lt's not like l'm attracted to Jeffrey. -So what?

Joey : Being funny is Chandler's thing. Like Ross' thing is....

Science?

Ross : Academia? Being a good father?

-l can't believe he's that upset. -Are you kidding?

That's like Chandler saying he met someone who was more uptight than you.

Chandler : -Excuse me? -l'm sorry. Sorry. More controlling than you.

-Well, that's better. -Yeah, okay.

Joey : You have to do some damage control.

Because he's feeling like--


John : What's he saying?

I'm saying you have a genetic disease that's destroying your capillaries.

That no one in his family's ever been diagnosed with before?

House : Not surprising, since the most common initial symptoms,

House : skin rashes and nosebleeds are often written off

House : as the result of minor trauma or dry weather.

House : But they can also be the result of his arteries and veins merging together.

House : He obviously has AVMs.

House : Nothing that a few surgeries won't clear up.

House : Get MR angiograms of the aforementioned.

House : The Marines weren't hiding anything. He was.

House : Or at least he forgot to mention his bloody tissue issue.

Chase : What's going on? What did he say?

HUMMING

Well, looks like solving the case solved your other problem.

House : There is no medicine like happiness. Except maybe laughter.

House : Or rubber tubes shoved up your urethra.

Wilson : You cathed yourself?

House : It's actually not that bad after the first, I don't know, 9 or 10 inches.

The cath relieved the spasm. I'm good as new.

Wilson : Of course. Just a minor spasm in a muscle you've been using multiple times a day

without any problems for the past 45 years.

Wilson : Not a major side effect caused by the overuse of a particular narcotic painkiller.

Yeah. That was my thought, too.

Wilson : So, no reason to think about cutting back on your use of that particular pill.


Beckett : Okay, yes. I was a sci-fi loving, costume-wearing geek.

Beckett : And you know what? Not ashamed of it or of Nebula 9.

Beckett : Despite what you think, it was an awesome show.

Castle : Hmm. I'll tell you what.

Castle : I'll forgive you your terrible taste if you

try on that Nebula 9 costume for me.


Frank : Kev, I got myself into something and I got...

Frank : I can't get myself out.

Ryan : How could you do this?

Ryan : How could you do this to Gwen and the kids?

Ryan : Look me in the eyes and tell me.

Ryan : Did you kill Carolyn?

Ryan : Did you know her? Did you do it for the money?

Frank : I didn't kill nobody.

Ryan : You had to have done something, Frank.

Ryan : Where'd you get all that cash?

Frank : The security thing

Frank : ain't going as good as I said.

Frank : Times are tough, you know?

Frank : I needed money.

Frank : So, I made some cash on the side

Frank : by selling access.

Ryan : What kind of access?

Frank : Slipping people in backstage at a concert,

Frank : passes to fringe journalists, you know,

Frank : who can't get in the front door.

Frank : I swear to you, I didn't know that

Frank : press pass was going to Chambers.

Frank : I'm just trying to provide for my family, for your sister.

Frank : I thought of all people you'd understand that.

Ryan : Who paid you for that pass?

No.

Frank : I told you everything I know.

And that's all you're gonna get

Frank : 'cause we both know what happens to cops in prison.

Frank : I ain't turning myself in.

Frank.

Frank!


Raj : Oh, if it's even the U.S. military.

Raj : It could be foreign military pretending to be American.

Howard : You're right. We turn our guidance system over to them,

Howard : next thing we know, they're using it against us.


For Takeaway, bento Japanese lunch box. It's pretty good

Let me try some of this

I think these are so beans


Penny : There you go.

Leonard : Are you sure this is right?

Penny : Yeah, just tuck that part in your pants; you'll be fine.

Okay, let's go smooch some rich, wrinkled tochis.

Penny : Oh, Howard, I can't believe Bernadette let you go

Penny : to a fancy party wearing a dickey.

Howard : Excuse me, my girlfriend doesn't pick out my clothes.

Howard : My mother does.

Leonard : Oh. We should get going.

Howard : What about Sheldon?


Lily...

Deep within the amazonian rainforest,

There is a type of tree that only grows

Around the body of an existing tree.

It cannot survive without this tree.

It is supported... By this tree.

Lily, we are that tree.

The inside tree or the outside tree?

The outside tree.

Shouldn't there be three trees?

You and I are one tree. Okay, look, lily,

The point is that we grew around ted

And without him, we're slowly dying.

What do we do?

I think we can marry each other.

But we also have to marry ted.

I'll tell you right now, my dad

Is not gonna pay for that wedding.

Ted! What are you doing here?


6x12 - False Positive 1.00 . : : www.sous-titres.eu : : .

Kids, this is the story of the 36 hours we all thought Lily was pregnant,

and how it caused each of us to reexamine our own lives.

- Because while this was happening... - You did it right?

I was on the phone with Punchy, my best friend from high school,

who had recently asked me to be his best man.

Ted : I've given this some serious thought. I think I know how we can crush

these floral arrangements.

Punchy : Here it comes. Hit me up, Schmos!

Ted : Peonies, lavender blossoms

Ted : with a halo of baby's breath

Ted : for an ambiance of springtime rejuvenation.

Crushed it!

Punchy : That's exactly the accent of whimsy this celebration of love needs!

Ted : It's gonna be a magical day.

Ted : I know what you're thinking.

Ted : I wish I was a dude.

Robin : I do wish you were a dude.

Ted : Because if I was a dude, I could have Ted Mosby as my best man.

Robin : No, and here's why.

Robin : The best man's job is not to crush


Barney : And every bully

Barney : Who ever embarrassed or belittled you.

Barney : And how dare he deny you

Barney : The one thing that you want,

Barney : That would make you happy at this moment,

A bit and gravy fries!

Waiter : One green tea with lemon, one meatloaf.

Waiter : Enjoy, my friends.


and the joy that Newhouse brings over II eggs


Castle : Looks like his own future got traded.

BECKETT : Yeah, not without a fight first.

Beckett : Who found the body?

Well, that's an interesting question. At 10 : 03 p.m.,

a woman made a 911 call from a pay phone down the block,

but she refused to leave her name.

A pay phone down the block?

But how would she know he was dead, unless...

Beckett : Unless she was in the apartment.

Well, lividity places the time of death between 8 : 00 and 10 : 00,

so if the 911 call came in at 10 : 03...

Beckett : She could be our killer.

Ryan : Esposito's checking security cam footage.

Ryan : Hopefully we caught her on tape.

CASTLE : Now, is it just me,

Castle : or is it odd that our victim is wearing

Castle : a suit jacket, tie, pants, shoes,

Castle : but his shirt is unbuttoned?

Lanie : It's odd, all right. And look at this.

Lanie : His shirt was on and buttoned when he was shot.

Beckett : So, our killer unbuttoned his shirt after he was dead.

Yep.

Castle : The killer was looking for something.

Castle : A pricey necklace? Or, a bunch of cash taped to his chest,

Castle : like Wolf of Wall Street.

LANIE : There's something else.

Lanie : I didn't find any defensive wounds.

Lanie : So, if there was a fight out there, I don't think this guy was in it.

Javier Esposito : Yo, Beckett. There are no security cameras in the lobby,

but I found one in a liquor store down the street.

It got a shot of that pay phone right when the 911 call came in.


- How are we doing? - We're not taking off the dress

- and we don't want to discuss it. - Stop with "we. "

Do not "we" me.

Finn is downstairs.

GEORGE : - With Callie. - So? What's Callie gonna do?

Just don't ask. Go.

MEREDITH : Fine.

MEREDITH : I don't know what to say to you.

ADDISON : I don't know what to say to me either.

IZZIE : When Dylan died... when the bomb went off...

...how did you feel?


Castle : Don't bother.

Castle : It's classified.

Beckett : You know, I don't know what the hell you guys are up to,

Beckett : but I promise you, I will find out.

Castle : Now might be the time for wild military-industrial complex theories.

Castle : And here's one.

Castle : Tanner was about to post super-secret military documents,

Castle : they took him out with a drone and now they're covering it up,

Castle : which, actually, isn't so wild.

Beckett : I don't know, maybe they just fired the missile by mistake.

Castle : And just so happened to hit a vocal critic of the US government?

And the guy from the crime scene shows up at our Kafkaesque meeting?

Castle : I don't think so.

Beckett : I don't even know why they took that meeting.

Beckett : All they did was stonewall.

Beckett.

Yo. I got a call from CSU.

Feds just came in and seized

Esposito : all materials related to the Tanner case.

What? The explosive residue? The fragment samples?

Esposito : - All of it. - We've been played.

Beckett : They just met with us to find out where everything was and what we knew.

Beckett : And then they grabbed all the evidence.

Esposito : And now we have no proof that a drone strike ever happened.

And we're no closer to figuring out why it happened or who did it.

Ryan : Maybe Tanner's partner can tell us.

Beckett : Do you know who it is?

Ryan : Turns out Tanner taught law classes

at East Borough College to make ends meet

and his colleagues said they remember seeing

Ryan : a former student named Omar Dixon hanging around.

Ryan : I talked to Omar's girlfriend.


The decorator didn't pick this.

Wilson : You're gonna have to buy your own cape.


Cuddy : Which gives you about 22 hours.

Cameron : - You stole my article. - I wouldn't do that.

Cameron : I wrote up the case where we induced hypothermic cardiac arrest

Cameron : in the terminal cancer girl.

Foreman : I wrote my own. I didn't steal yours.


Barney : something, and for that other thing.

Lily : Look, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.

Lily : But let's be honest.

Lily : You've been super sensitive lately.

crying : No, I haven't!

Barney, crying : God, how can you say that?!

Lily : Watch out! yells


laundry with you alright so this is how

laundry with you alright so this is how we're looking right here guys beautiful

we're looking right here guys beautiful

we're looking right here guys beautiful little runway we've been working on

little runway we've been working on

little runway we've been working on trying to get it flats a little soft

trying to get it flats a little soft

trying to get it flats a little soft we've had so much rain last two days

we've had so much rain last two days

we've had so much rain last two days been beautiful and sunny so it's been

been beautiful and sunny so it's been

been beautiful and sunny so it's been drying this out we were hoping to do it

drying this out we were hoping to do it

drying this out we were hoping to do it you guys know we were tried to do this

you guys know we were tried to do this

you guys know we were tried to do this four days ago and just kept raining so

four days ago and just kept raining so

four days ago and just kept raining so hopefully today's our day just keep

hopefully today's our day just keep

hopefully today's our day just keep reworking it packing it making it as

reworking it packing it making it as

reworking it packing it making it as hard as possible and building this

hard as possible and building this

hard as possible and building this runway as flat as possible you guys have

runway as flat as possible you guys have no idea how bad I want to do this

oh I want to look at that sayonara true


Sergei : - Plate. - Plate! Yes! Plate!

Plate.

See, we don't need them.

Sergei : - Plate? - Yeah.

Ross : I like this song.


Castle : enshrined somewhere within the city.

Beckett : Why? Because you want it to be?

Castle : Partly. And because it's the only story that makes sense.

Castle : Shadowy brotherhood guarding Rose's secret for all eternity.

Castle : Susannah got too close, so they sent their monk assassin to kill her.

Ryan : Yeah, about that, Wade's lawyer's here.

Ryan : He says we need to charge his client or let him go.

Esposito : We don't have enough to charge him.

Beckett : Why don't we try to keep him until we do?

Beckett : Put Wade in with a sketch artist, have him describe that guy

Beckett : that was supposedly stalking Susannah.

Beckett : That'll buy Castle and I enough time to tear his alibi apart.

Beckett : And just to cover our bases, you look into that cab that Wade described.

Ryan : Really? You want me to track down a cab off a banner ad for Wicked?


...there was no way he could've come up with this whole experiment thing.

Sheldon : Excuse me. Little idea?

Yeah, he tried to explain it to me. I didn't really understand it...

Sheldon : Of course you didn't. He said "little idea"?

Oh. Well, no. I mean, not in those words...

In what words, then, exactly?

The exact words aren't really...

Penny : - It's more the spirit in which... - What did he say?

Penny : You had a lucky hunch.

Leonard coming out of apartment : I've been thinking. Instead of arguing about this, why...?

Sheldon : Don't you ever speak to me again.


Oh, you know what?

No.

Phoebe : Wait a second.


it's glistening oh geez I forgot I did

it's glistening oh geez I forgot I did see the head I didn't see it oh good

see the head I didn't see it oh good

see the head I didn't see it oh good lord

lord

lord alright look at that I mean this is one

alright look at that I mean this is one

alright look at that I mean this is one juicy burger there's a little layer of

juicy burger there's a little layer of

juicy burger there's a little layer of fat right between the skin and the meat

fat right between the skin and the meat

fat right between the skin and the meat juice is falling like a waterfall down

juice is falling like a waterfall down

juice is falling like a waterfall down this bird alright oh I mean the skin is

this bird alright oh I mean the skin is

this bird alright oh I mean the skin is just roasted to perfection that's the

just roasted to perfection that's the

just roasted to perfection that's the skinned almost tastes like duck skin

skinned almost tastes like duck skin

skinned almost tastes like duck skin it's so fatty you know yeah this is a

it's so fatty you know yeah this is a

it's so fatty you know yeah this is a great pine oh wow I love how the skin

great pine oh wow I love how the skin

great pine oh wow I love how the skin melts away it's super tender

melts away it's super tender

melts away it's super tender but it's not Dini I mean I wish people

but it's not Dini I mean I wish people

but it's not Dini I mean I wish people are you more pigeon you know then we

are you more pigeon you know then we

are you more pigeon you know then we have less of intellect on the streets of

have less of intellect on the streets of New York

New York

New York don't you Bob midgets


Ted : Hey, buddy.

Robin : You sure this is gonna work?

Ted : Yeah, this is our thing.

Ted : In college, whenever I wanted to make up

Ted : With her, I'd buy her a beer. Cute, right?

Robin : Totally. Plus free mug.

Marshall : Come on.

Ted voix off : Usually that would've done the trick,


chuckles Oh.

Bernadette : How do you drink it?

Howard : Oh, just put it in your mouth and pop it like a zit.

Bernadette : I think I'll have a beer.

Howard : First take a picture with me.

Penny : Why? Well, Raj and I always talked about learning


Castle : Hey, Lerner. Killer boat.

Beckett : It's the lab report

on the blood spatter we found on the deck, Mr. Lerner.

It's a match to Randall Franklin.

Castle : Meaning he was shot on your boat.

Aaron Lerner : No. That's not possible. He wasn't even on it.

Brady : How did it get there?

Lerner : I have no idea.

We have a witness who saw your boat leaving the marina at 9 : 30 last night.

Where did you go?


Masters : This is all for the best.

Chase : Yeah. Either that or the opposite.

Masters : If it means anything,

Masters : I think he's honestly just trying

Masters : to protect you and keep you happy.

Diane clearly Upset : Oh, God! Of course.

Diane clearly Upset : He would tell a bunch of strangers before he would tell me.

Diane clearly Upset : I mean, why not? I'm just a stupid housewife, right?

Diane clearly Upset : You know, I have something you can share with him. It's over.

Diane clearly Upset : He's a liar, and I never want to hear from him again.

You may want to go check on him, his fever's back.

But I'm done worrying about him.

She was right, he's at 101.

Diane?


House : These episodes, she gets sweaty afterwards?

Mother : Soaking wet.

And does she seem upset by them or just tired?

Mother : No. She kind of thinks it's funny.

House : You mix rocking, grunting, sweating and dystonia with concerned parents

House : and you get an amateur diagnosis of epilepsy.

House : In actuality, all your little girl is doing

is saying "yoo-hoo to the hoo-hoo."

Mother : - She's what? - Marching the penguin.

House : Ya-ya-ing the sisterhood.

House : Finding Nemo.

Girl : That was funny.

It's called "gratification disorder." Sort of a misnomer.

House : If one was unable to gratify oneself, that would be a disorder.

Mother : Are you saying she's masturbating?

House : I was trying to be discreet. There's a child in the room.

Mother : - This is horrifying. - Epilepsy is horrifying.

House : Teach your girl about privacy and she'll be fine.

- There you go. - Thank you.

Cuddy : One afternoon, and you're on pace to set the record

Cuddy : for most patients seen in a month.

House : You're upset that I'm doing clinic hours?

House : Wow, that is so like rain on your wedding day.

For the past three hours, I have been on the phone with the CDC while you are...

House : - How's that going, by the way? - They promised to expedite...

House : Tough to do an autopsy when they haven't picked up the body.

Cuddy : It's tough to treat your patient when you're not even on the same floor.

Cuddy : - Go. Clinic is covered. - I watch the meds drip into his IV,

House : that'll make the treatment work faster?

Cuddy : Go to your office, play with your ball,

write on your white board, insult your team.

Do whatever it is that you do to figure things out.

House : Feeling guilty? It's not too late to change your mind.


Lucas : Dolan slipped out on the two agents who were guarding him,

Lucas : and he escaped the safe house.

Esposito : Wait a minute.

Esposito : If he was in federal custody on the night of the murder, then...

Ryan : Then he didn't kill Father McMurtry.

Gates : So who did? Who had motive?

Ryan : The O'Reillys.

Ryan : It was Dolan's testimony that would send them all up the river.

Lucas : That's why they're all leaving town. That's why they killed McMurtry.

Lucas : To draw him out.

Gates : So Dolan is hunting whoever killed the priest,

Gates : and the O'Reillys are hunting Dolan.

Lucas : And both sides will take out anyone who gets in their way.

Beckett : Get the gun! Get the gun!

Beckett : What are you doing, Leo?

Leo : My job.


He's gonna think I don't love him anymore.

-Well, you don't. -Yes, I do.


In the cute, little sweet way she just did?

Joey : It's a lot harder than it looks.

Joey : She's hurting me.

Monica : I know what you need. You need a bodyguard.

Monica : What is Ben doing after preschool?


Ok we are going to have a taste of his


The funeral's tomorrow at 6 : 00,

And I know it would have meant a lot to mark if you came.

You guys were his favorite customers.

Stay strong. Oh, wow.

Sorry. We're so sorry. Our condolences.


homologue salad oh yeah I'm gonna grab

homologue salad oh yeah I'm gonna grab into that pick a fish get a little bit

into that pick a fish get a little bit

into that pick a fish get a little bit of everything you can see the pummelo on

of everything you can see the pummelo on the bottom some of that phone that's

the bottom some of that phone that's

the bottom some of that phone that's made from ginger and coconut milk that


Prof Crawley arriving : Why be polite to the world's leading expert on the dung beetle?

Sheldon : Excuse me, are you Professor Crawley?

Prof Crawley : Who wants to know?


Kids, I've told you stories about all the big holidays :

Ted voix off : Christmas...

Ted voix off : Halloween...

Ted voix off : Thanksgiving...

Ted voix off : But one holiday was always my favorite... super bowl Sunday.

Ted voix off : And there was one super bowl back in 2007

Ted voix off : That I will never forget.

Ted : Marshall, you're on beer detail.

Ted : Lily, you're making the bean dip.

Ted : Uh, robin, you're on chips and pretzels, and barney,

Ted : I'm giving you nothing to do so you can just focus

Ted : On controlling your gambling problem.

Barney : "Problem."

Barney : Oh, poor superman,

Barney : He should really do something about his flying problem.

Barney : It's not a problem if you're awesome at it.

Ted : And I will be going to quinn's to pick up

Ted : The world's greatest food,

Ted : The super bowl hot wings platter.

Marshall : If I were a chicken,

Marshall : I'd go cannibal for those bad boys.

Marshall : Just eat my own damn wing off.

Marshall : I don't care. I'm crazy like that.

The waitress : Here's the info for tomorrow night.


yo Kenny checks no because I'm drinking

yo Kenny checks no because I'm drinking everything anyway let's find a medium

everything anyway let's find a medium

everything anyway let's find a medium for us we will get to see Jupiter and

for us we will get to see Jupiter and

for us we will get to see Jupiter and like we're not much that he's like I

like we're not much that he's like I

like we're not much that he's like I think I think we're like are we on week

think I think we're like are we on week

think I think we're like are we on week by week now

by week now

by week now yeah clean out this

yeah clean out this

yeah clean out this for more business

oh my god I just actually got beat in

oh my god I just actually got beat in

oh my god I just actually got beat in there that was insane


oh yeah this is this is way better look

oh yeah this is this is way better look at that fight oh yeah

[Music]


Leonard : Think it's gonna rain?

Leonard : Instead of underpants, I covered my crotch with potato salad. Thoughts?

Leonard : I know what'll cheer you up. Let's play one of your driving games.


it's actually not too bad, it's a little bit

of a gradient.

- Yeah, there's a little gradient there with varying shirts,

but you know you're from Utah land.

- [Bryan] He doesn't have a tattoo, look, he just has

a farmer's tan.

- [Jared] Yeah, it's like a temporary tattoo.

- [Bryan] Ollie is like, I don't understand,

why don't you just turn brown like me.

Give Jared a hug, did you even say hi to Jared?

- Oh, I love hugs from Ollie.

- So, we're still setting up for the pool party tonight,

but the thing is, it is an adults-only pool party.

We like to throw adult-only parties so that parents

don't have to worry about their kids,

they can take a couple of times a year

and relax and have fun without having to worry about kids.

So, Ollie really needs to scrub, so, before he leaves

tonight, he's gonna go swimming.

Hey Ollie, do you want to ride on this magical unicorn?

All right, hop in, look how cool this is.

Look at that!

Yes, he is riding a magical unicorn


Bernadette : My dad's pretty insistent on it, though.

Why don't I talk to your dad?

- Man to man. - Really?

- Oh, that'd be so great. Heh. - Done.


Sheldon : Something's wrong.

- What do you mean? - I'm not sure.


we did it wedding is over guys andraia I held in drag for the whole thing

held in drag for the whole thing

held in drag for the whole thing literally just as they came in he

literally just as they came in he

literally just as they came in he started crying and I was like alright

started crying and I was like alright

started crying and I was like alright buddy

feeding a baby and a probably that was

feeding a baby and a probably that was

feeding a baby and a probably that was in your old bench in Italy I said to do

in your old bench in Italy I said to do

in your old bench in Italy I said to do it

it

it it said to moms moms on the go


I'm gonna put a little bit of radish and carrot in there.

That is monster size with this nem lui.


-Hey! -Hi!

Penny : I thought you went to the comic book store on Wednesdays.

Leonard : Yeah, but Sheldon and Amy were having date night

Leonard : and they don't need me there to make it awkward.

Leonard : They have each other for that.

Leonard : So, how was school?

Penny : Oh, good. Check it out.

Penny : The Disappointing Child by Beverly Hofstadter. Oh!


oh you guys see that

oh you guys see that

oh you guys see that he's like chillin no no he's got like a

he's like chillin no no he's got like a

he's like chillin no no he's got like a little scary face that one there thank

little scary face that one there thank

little scary face that one there thank you

you

you [Music]

it didn't but my friends oh it's

it didn't but my friends oh it's

it didn't but my friends oh it's progress

progress

progress 11 o'clock I'm sure that the some of you


Jack : You wanna hear a story?

House : I have a rule.

House : People who shoot me forfeit the right...

Jack : My wife was sick.

Jack : None of the doctors could figure out why.

House : Oh, I know this story.

House : She died.

House : So you selected one of her doctors to kill,

House : because that would make everything right again.

Jack : No, she lived. You cured her.

House : I'm truly sorry I did that.

Jack : In the course of investigating her illness,

Jack : you convinced me that everything was relevant.

Jack : You needed the truth.

Jack : I confessed to you that I'd had an affair.

But it turns out that it had nothing to do with why she was sick.

Jack : Genetic predisposition to brain aneurysms.

Jack : You told her that.

Jack : You also told her about my affair.

And you caught crap, she left you,

and now I've got to pay

House : because you couldn't keep your little killer in your pants.

Jack : She killed herself.


How you feeling?

Monica : You are so handsome.

I want to make love to you right here, right now.

I really wish that you wouldn't.

Chandler : Just get through a little bit more, then we can put you in bed.

Just smile and don't talk to anyone.

Phoebe : Speech, speech! Let's hear from the birthday girl.

Pheebs!

See, everybody's looking at me.

The plan's working.

I didn't even have to take off my top yet.

All : Speech. Come on, speech!

You can't keep your hands off her for one second.

I think it's nice.

I think it's necessary.


Stuart : the high contrast of zebra stripes might provide

Stuart : better stimulus for a developing baby.

Bernadette : Yeah, you're probably right, go with the zebras.

Stuart : Good choice, boss.

Raj : At least my nose is naturally brown.


me Oh

me Oh open the curtains oh okay thanks thank

open the curtains oh okay thanks thank

open the curtains oh okay thanks thank you

you

you thank you very much for that give me


delicate and so rich and so good halibut melts in your mouth and that's such a

melts in your mouth and that's such a

melts in your mouth and that's such a like creamy rich seafoody mussel like

like creamy rich seafoody mussel like

like creamy rich seafoody mussel like cream sauce so the main courses have

cream sauce so the main courses have

cream sauce so the main courses have arrived we got one which is the halibut

arrived we got one which is the halibut

arrived we got one which is the halibut which looks like that's a very big

which looks like that's a very big

which looks like that's a very big French sauce with a vegetable some

French sauce with a vegetable some

French sauce with a vegetable some vegetables underneath and the other it

vegetables underneath and the other it

vegetables underneath and the other it almost looks like a like a slice of cake

almost looks like a like a slice of cake with frosting but that's a different

with frosting but that's a different

with frosting but that's a different type of fish layered up with that's the


The actual sun is shining onto these peaks over here.

They're monstrous, and then so much snow.

You're starting to see more colors.

Yeah, we gained some elevation.

I can feel that.

Yeah, it's chilly up here too.

- I was thinking about it over there,

like, if you could ever say that something could top this,


Howard : What is happening?

Howard : Are we missing him?

Bernadette : No, that's not what this feeling is.

Bernadette : Is it?

Howard : Of course not. He drove us crazy.

Howard : Like when you were gonna make that pie

Howard : and Stuart ate all the blueberries. scoffs

Bernadette : And he tried to deny it, but his teeth were all purple.

Howard : That was pretty cute. chuckles

Penny : Yeah.

Ew, we are missing him!

Raj : So I was thinking, maybe we can come up with a name

Raj : for the asteroid by combining our names.


Rachel : Whatever happened to just singing for no reason?

Mr Campbell : Maybe people found it weird.

So...

Mr Campbell : - Why do you want to leave Ralph Lauren? - What?

Chandler : - I don't. - You don't?

No, I love... I love it there.

Mr Campbell : Well, if you don't want to leave, why are we having this lunch?


Vince : Don't know about that.

Vince : Dr. Foreman basically strong-armed me.

Vince : Which is impressive.

Taub : Stimulating at 100 hertz.

Taub : Guess you found him a little more persuasive than the two of us.

Taub : Probably the pants.

Vince : He reminds me of me.

Vince : Is it supposed to hurt?

Thirteen : Not if we're in correctly.

Thirteen : Is it your hands? Your back?

Vince : No, my chest.

Vince : Can't breathe.

Taub : Heart rate's 140, climbing.

Thirteen : You need to hold still.

Vince : What did you do?

Taub : Deep breaths.


This is Dr. Wilson's patient.

House : Yeah. Wilson's busy right now.

House : What with Mr. Zebalusky dying in agony on account of his metastatic lung cancer

House : and not having the pills to relieve that agony

House : because of some moron pharmacist.

Pharmacist : Sign the book.


Raj : ...just reminds me too much of India.

I haven't been since I was a kid. We should go one weekend.

Bernadette : Weekends are too crowded.

- So blow off work, go on a weekday. - Hooky?

Amy : I've never played hooky in my life.

Amy : My mom said that's how girls end up addicted to reefer and jazz music.

Penny : More like how girls end up at a Best Western hotel...

Penny : ...with a 34-year-old guy named Luther.

- Joke? - I can laugh about it now.

Bernadette : What do you say? This Friday we ditch work and go to Disneyland?

- I'm in. - Me too.

Raj : Excuse me, I thought we were trying to solve my problem.

Penny : Oh, yeah, right.

Penny : Wait, what was your problem again?

I'm a man who can't talk to women, trying to figure out how to go on a romantic date...

...with a girl who suffers from social anxiety, she can't be around other people.

Penny : Yeah, that's a toughie.


me about your life what have you been up to in everywhere a million

to in everywhere a million

to in everywhere a million [Music]


and I'm thinking these might actually grow really well

because of these UV lights.

So, it might be interesting to see how those plants do

right above it.

Now that we have the fish tank all hooked up,

we can actually pick up fish in a couple of days.

So, we'll probably, middle of next week just gonna

pick up one or two fish and acclimate them to the tank

and just make sure that everything

is running smoothly with that.

We get to pick out some fish in a couple days, OK?

- Yeah.

- [Bryan] You excited?

- Yeah, I work out.

- [Bryan] You do work out?

- Yeah.

- [Bryan] Show me, show me your work out regimen

right here, you ready, babe?

- [Ollie] One.

Two. laughing

Three.

Five.


Robin : So we're-we're okay?

Ted : Yeah, we're great.

Ted voix off : And I thought we were,

Ted voix off : But just as it did

Ted voix off : In the seventh act of aunt lily's play,

Ted voix off : Jealousy reared its ugly head.

Oh, yeah, baby, that's the spot.

âª So messed up, I want you here âª

âª But now I wanna be your dog... âª

Man : Dude, I gotta pee.

âª Now I wanna be your dog

Sorry, I... I gotta go.

âª Now I wanna be your dog...

Lily : Oh, he's really having trouble dealing with this, huh?


Barney : There's no Hershel! I was saying that to make you jealous!

Barney : Why do you insist we play these games?

Barney : - Just come back to GNB already! - I'm really loving my new job.

Lily : And I'm loving seeing you this happy.

Marshall : I'm so glad to hear you say that because I volunteered our apartment

Marshall : for a big NRDC fund-raiser tomorrow. You're cool with that, right?


beach aim for them victory will be ours

beach aim for them victory will be ours this Beach is not big enough for two of

this Beach is not big enough for two of

this Beach is not big enough for two of us we must take them down times and


Friends.

Phoebe : Hey, Monica, what about your extra tickets?

They're all in there.

-Even these five that l hid in my bra. -Monica!

Okay. Good. You guys were so scared.

There is no way l was gonna dump this--


Julie!

Rachel : Isn't that great?

Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?

Ross : That is so sweet!

Ross : No, you hang up.

Rachel : No, you

Ross : One, two, three.

Ross : You didn't hang up!

Rachel : She didn't hang up either.

Okay, no. No, you hang up.


Rachel : I thought Joey and I would be okay..

but we don't know how to be together.

By the way, I've been meaning to say this.

If you guys knew about this, a heads-up would have been nice.

Just a little, you know.

"Joey loves you. Be prepared."

-Sorry. -Well, for next time.

-It's tough, but things will improve. -How do you know?

What if it gets worse and worse..

Rachel : to the point where we can't be in the same room?

I'm not great at the advice.

Chandler : Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Chandler : Some cheese?


Wilson : She acts weird, things get different.

House : You understand that different implies difference?

House : She's tossed me a million times before.

Wilson : No, she always chastises you,

Wilson : and you'd always come running to me to complain,

Wilson : so you're acting different, too.

Wilson : You're scared. You are scared to get involved.

How is that scared? It's rational.


it alright let's see what is it sand

it alright let's see what is it sand molds oh my gosh she's gonna love that I

molds oh my gosh she's gonna love that I just got that out of his stocking he

just got that out of his stocking he

just got that out of his stocking he just took it he's gonna go bury it don't


Marshall : Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad.

Is that you?

Marshall : You're a little too close to the camera. Can you back up a bit?


So I certainly don't deserve praise. Verbal...

Chandler : ...or otherwise.

Doug : I got tanked myself last night. Pretty dicey drive home.

Tappan Zee Bridge never looked smaller.

That's okay. You're still my number-one guy! Bing!


Do all of this, what you got going now. But you know what?

More. More. Can you do that?

Sure. l don't have time to say thank you because l really gotta go!

Look at that! Still in character. l like him.

l plant seeds. l can't explain it. l don't know.

-Hey. What are you doing? -Putting on the sneakers...

...to get in the young mindset, see if it sparks anything.

Rachel : -Oh, anything yet? -Yes, how's this?

''They're so uncomfortable, it's like getting kicked in the nuts for your feet.''


Ted : I'm assuming you all read the chapters on the Greek Revival architecture.

Ted : Questions?

Ted : Yes. How do you sleep at night?


Barney : I'm gonna be an uncle?

James : For the rest of your life.

Ted : And that's how barney became uncle barney.

A year later, at james's wedding,

Barney could not have been more proud.

Barney : To james and tom.

Barney : May you have a long and happy life together.

Barney : And may I always have the skin and libido

Barney : Of a much younger man.

Cheers. All : Cheers.


== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man

Leonard : This is cool.

Leonard : When was the last time you and I built something together?


So it seems like this Internet thing is here to stay, huh?

It's okay not to talk.

Rachel : Hey, you guys, guess what.

Rachel : -Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce. -Oh, my God.


House : I need you to stand up to me. Challenge me.

House : I need you to stop worrying about getting fired.

And go pay for my cable.


my spidey-sense is tingling about this.


Must've been driven to higher ground by the storm.

Ryan : That a Bible?

Castle : Yeah, but with...

Drawings...

Castle : of demons. Page after page of them.

Lanie : Ryan, Javi? Anyone there?

Ryan : Yeah, Lanie, we're here. Go ahead.

Well, getyourass to the morgue. I foundsomething disturbing.

Castle : Yeah, well, that seems to be going around.


Alex : I wanted to have sex with him.

Cameron : You're sexually attracted to your father?

Alex : No. But by sleeping with him, now he lets me do whatever I want.

Alex : I also slept with my photographer, my financial manager and my tutor.

Alex : If I hadn't, I'd be getting Cs

Alex : and posing for newspaper ads back in Detroit.

Alex : - Come on, we all do it. - No, we don't.

Cameron : After your father slept with you, you were traumatized.

Alex : My dad was last.

Alex : You've never taken a run at your boss or professor

Alex : or somebody else you needed?

You're 15. You're smart.

Chase : - You don't have... - I am not that smart.

Alex : I am that beautiful.

Alex : What's wrong with me?

Oh! George, get your butt over here!


-This is for your book? -It's about relationships.

Phoebe : The traps, the pitfalls, what not to do.

Keep going. This stuff's great.

Ross : Excuse me.

Phoebe : And how none of it matters when the people really love each other.

Phoebe : And how people will believe anything as long as it's a compliment.

Rachel : -Oh, hi! -Hi.

Paul : -I left my keys here somewhere. -Well, let's look for them.


Oh, Leonard, huge mistake.

Howard : There's a whole buffet of women out there and you're just standing in the corner...

...eating the same deviled egg, over and over again.

Leonard : At least I have an egg. What do you have?

Howard : A veritable smorgasbord of potential sexual partners.

See the blond over there?

Howard : I can hit on her and you can't.

Leonard : So go hit on her.

Howard : She's not my type.

Raj : Too bad. She was checking you out before.

- She was? - Of course not. Look at her.

You know, I don't care what you guys think.

Leonard : Stephanie and I are very happy living together.

I will give either of you $20 right now to trade pants with me.

- Sheldon? What are you doing here? - Hang on.


House : So give him garden-variety Levaquin, and a garden-variety echocardiogram.

House : And go check out the kid's house.

Cuddy : The blood work will show us which type of pneumonia it is...

House : If he's huffing nail polish or pulling the wings off his pet parrot,

House : this way'll be faster.

And I bet Julio's just dying to find out what's wrong with him.

House : - Go with her. - It's Alfredo.

Cuddy : And I can handle getting a key and...

House : Rico and I no longer trust you deciding what's important and what's not.

Foreman : You ever think about writing a book on office politics?

Stacy : Trust me,

House : it would be a lot worse if I told her that you had to break into her house.

What? Wait, wait, wait... Cuddy's house?


Gunther, could I get another cup of coffee?


Ted : - Once? - Thermos.

Ted : Nope. Not even once.

Ted : Really?

Nora : So Barney really is a genuinely a nice guy.

Lily : I don't recall.

Marshall : I think that we're done here,

Marshall : I think that we have adequately established that Barney is

Marshall : the kind of guy that you would bring home to meet your parents.

Marshall : Okay? So... let's just drop it, all right?

Nora : It's funny you should say that, because, as it happens, my parents are in town.

Nora : They're only here like once a year. We're getting brunch tomorrow.

Nora : Do you want to meet them?


Jerry : Barney, afraid this is good-bye.


Marshall : her daddy.

Ted : - That is disgusting. - Exactly. And it's not like

Robin : the opposite would work. There's no way a guy could pick up a girl, going around

Robin : - talking like a little boy. - Challenge accepted.


Foreman : You were in the VIP room so long

Foreman : I thought you were gonna pay off that girl's mortgage.

Taub : I got tossed out by Bobby the Bouncer.

Foreman : You touched her?

Taub : I was looking at her mole.

Foreman : - Genius! - Let's go home.

I wanna wait for the girl, make sure that mole's okay.

Foreman : Bobby the Bouncer sees you standing out here like a stalker,

Foreman : he's gonna break open your skull.

Taub : It was asymmetrical, it could be cancerous.

Foreman : You want to get your skull cracked open.

Darrien : You're trying to punish yourself.

Taub : I want to fulfill my oath as a doctor.

Foreman : You think you're a screw-up because you got a girl pregnant

Foreman : and you deserve to suffer. You don't.

Foreman : You just need some sleep and you'll handle this mess.

Foreman : Let's get in the car.

Taub : She's probably off work soon.

Foreman : Give me the keys, I'll drive.


Castle : It's like he knows something we don't.

Beckett : I want you to pull everything you can on Thomas Gage.

Ryan : Problem is, that's not his real name.

Ryan : His driver's license is bogus, and his prints aren't in the system.

The bottom line is we have no idea who this man is.

Tina : The guy was super calm the whole time.

Not big on chitchat, either.

Tina : His opening line was, "Get your ass in the cab or I'll kill you."

Beckett : And what about when you went back

Beckett : to your apartment? What did he talk about?

Tina : After he promised not to murder me,

Tina : he asked me to patch up his leg.

Tina : He had a real gash.

Beckett : Could you tell how he got the injury?

Tina : He said he got slashed with a knife while he was killing a guy.

Beckett : And he admitted that to you?

Tina : More like just made the statement.

Castle : And did he say who this guy was or why he killed him?

Tina : All he told me was that the man doesn't exist.

Tina : The man doesn't exist as far as I can tell.

Beckett : So you haven't ID'd him yet?

Lanie : Look, I'm trying, but his fingerprints aren't in any database.

Lanie : Which is weird, because I thought

Lanie : for sure he'd have a criminal record.

Castle : How come?

Lanie : It's not the first time this guy's mixed it up.

Lanie : Old gunshot wounds, calloused hands from martial arts training.

Lanie : More broken bones than Evel Knievel.

You're not gonna believe his x-rays.

Lanie : Where's my John Doe?

Lanie : Where's my John Doe?


Phoebe : Oh, my God!

Joey : Look at me, I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes?

Joey : Maybe if I wasn't going commando.

I tell you, it's hot with all this on. I'd better not do any lunges.


Dean : I was researching a trip for the holidays.

Dean : What? You think I took my own son?

Beckett : You were in a hotel by the airport.

Dean : That's where they told me to go!

Who?

Please.

They said if I talk to the cops, he's dead.

Beckett : Dean, if your son is in danger, then you need to tell us what you know.

Dean : I went to pick him up after practice.

Dean : When he wasn't at the usual spot, I figured he must have walked home.

Dean : When I got back to my apartment, that phone was on my doormat.

Dean : It had a text on it.


Man : As a matter of fact I do.

Man : At a little place called the DMV.

Raj : He's got him there.

Raj : The D even stands for department.

Excuse me!

Sheldon : Excuse me, can I please

Sheldon : see a show of hands?

Sheldon : Who here takes issue with this person cutting the line?

Man : Told you.

Sheldon : Well, what a sad state of affairs!

Sheldon : That you've all been so ground down

Sheldon : by life, you don't even notice when someone disrespects you.

Howard : I can't believe we're gonna get beat up,

Howard : and it's not because of your chair.

Sheldon : You know, right now, at the back of this line,

Sheldon : there's a movie fan like you

Sheldon : who's not going to get in,

Sheldon : because this person simply doesn't care.

Sheldon : Yeah, well, 61 years ago,

Sheldon : there was another person at the back of the line

Sheldon : and her name was Rosa Parks.


Yeah, l see what you mean.

Phoebe : By the way, nice Ross imitation.

Your Rachel wasn't whiny enough.

-Well-- Hey! -Better.

The point is maybe l should just stop waiting around for moments with Ross.

You know? l should just move on with my life.

So really, you're moving on from Ross?

l don't know. Do l have to decide right now?

You kind of just did. That guy is gonna call you tonight.

Ross will pick up the phone, and that's a pretty clear message.

Rachel : Oh, my God, Ross!

Rachel : Ross is gonna pick up the phone.

l have to get my number back. Oh, my God, he's gone!

''Oh, l have to get my number back! Oh, my God! He's gone!'' Dead on.


- [Trevor] Wow.

- This is a catfish dip.

- Catfish dip? speaking in foreign language

Auntie chuckles

speaking in foreign language

I could really taste galangal in there.

- Yeah.

speaking in foreign language

All right.

speaking in foreign language

- [Mark] She says to add a lot of the chili sauce.

Mmm.

- That good?

Mark speaking in foreign language

- [Mark] Trevor, what did you think of that food, man?


maybe it's perhaps the cultural sort of

maybe it's perhaps the cultural sort of like mandate of like execution and

like mandate of like execution and

like mandate of like execution and perfection but you can get like a ton

perfection but you can get like a ton

perfection but you can get like a ton katsu Sando like a pork chop fried pork

katsu Sando like a pork chop fried pork

katsu Sando like a pork chop fried pork chop sandwich on the train yes and it is

chop sandwich on the train yes and it is exquisite there's a a spot by the ferry

exquisite there's a a spot by the ferry

exquisite there's a a spot by the ferry to miyajima called wano and they're

to miyajima called wano and they're

to miyajima called wano and they're known for ana gomes she which is like

known for ana gomes she which is like

known for ana gomes she which is like broiled eel on rice and i was just

broiled eel on rice and i was just

broiled eel on rice and i was just thinking like this is nothing here and

thinking like this is nothing here and

thinking like this is nothing here and you could take this dish and put it in

you could take this dish and put it in

you could take this dish and put it in to midtown Manhattan and charge 44

to midtown Manhattan and charge 44

to midtown Manhattan and charge 44 artists for it and so I would say Israel

artists for it and so I would say Israel Israel Italy and and

Israel Italy and and

Israel Italy and and Japan I just think really have taken my

Japan I just think really have taken my

Japan I just think really have taken my breath away yeah I agree with you

breath away yeah I agree with you

breath away yeah I agree with you however sound like my top two anyway

however sound like my top two anyway

however sound like my top two anyway it's Japan and Singapore and top three

it's Japan and Singapore and top three

it's Japan and Singapore and top three China Japan and Singapore like I've

China Japan and Singapore like I've

China Japan and Singapore like I've joked about this and I'm like I thought

joked about this and I'm like I thought

joked about this and I'm like I thought about this people can literally go by

about this people can literally go by

about this people can literally go by instant noodles in Japan bring a heater

instant noodles in Japan bring a heater

instant noodles in Japan bring a heater and like open up ramen shop and serve it

and like open up ramen shop and serve it I guarantee 90% of people would just be


That's so sweet. Would you like to say goodbye? It would mean a lot to her.


That is unbelievably tasty.

Unbelievably beautiful setting.

And just as the sun goes down, and it starts to get dark

over the lagoon, it's just so peaceful.

The water's just completely glassy, just shimmering,

and you can see the reflections.

And this is the Luminous Bay, right?

- [Matt] And it's about to light up right now.

- It's about to light up with the, illuminate.

It's about to illuminate.

- [Matt] It's about to illuminate.

- The Luminous Bay with the algae that lights up,

and that's gonna be the final thing

that we do after we, after we finish the crab.

Matt laughing

We're not leaving until we finish the crab.


Ted : Kids, one of the things you'll learn about relationships

Future Ted VO : Is that you're never done getting to know someone.

Everyone has secrets.

Some are nice.

Ted : You know how to make crepes?

That is so cool. Mm.

Future Ted VO : Some aren't as nice.

Robin : And then there was derek, and counting you,

Robin : That puts the total up to... Oh, I got your total.


Monica : Help him?

He's not the one who needs help.

Monica : She's obviously unstable.

Monica : She's thinking about running out on her wedding day.

Okay, fine. But look at the position she's putting him in.

And what's he gonna do?

Monica : Run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage?

Monica : Who would do that?

Monica : Okay, fine. All right. But that was different.

Monica : Although it did involve a lot of the same people.

This is some twisted joke she's playing on him.

Rachel : You are crazy. She sounded genuinely upset.

Rachel : I mean, listen.

Your messages have been erased.


Knight to Queen's Bishop 5.

Ah. Very nice. What's Leonard gonna do?

Howard : Does he give up the pawn or give up the position?

Mm. Let's find out. Leonard, ready?

Raj : Ready.

Howard : Go.

[HUMMING IN UNISON KHACHATURIAN'S "SABRE DANCE"]


Howard : Damn his Vulcan hearing.

Leonard : Not a good time, Sheldon.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

SHELDON : Penny. Penny. Penny.


And the bing is still hot and fresh.


really it'd be really inappropriate beef new law okay you said the soup is is

new law okay you said the soup is is

new law okay you said the soup is is what making it perfect let's see


have watched what we have created you've watched our family grow my my my I've

watched our family grow my my my I've

watched our family grow my my my I've married the girl my dreams I have a dog

married the girl my dreams I have a dog

married the girl my dreams I have a dog that just came in we've built businesses

that just came in we've built businesses we have eight ten years guys I know it

we have eight ten years guys I know it

we have eight ten years guys I know it sounds like forever like it seems like I

sounds like forever like it seems like I don't even want to start cuz it just

don't even want to start cuz it just

don't even want to start cuz it just takes so long to start that's all you


Burke : that's his business, his thing.

It's my thing. Coffee?

Burke : Oh, cappuccino.

George : Ooh, excellent. Cappuccino.

We're supposed to forget the past that landed us here,

ignore the future complications that might arise,

and go for the quick fix.

- Is George having a nervous breakdown? - Burke says he's got issues.

You should see them, like, doing things.

Like running and... cooking and talking. They're like bonding.

And you're afraid Burke will realize he makes a better girlfriend than you?

Cristina : You know, just go and apologize to him.

Meredith : - I've tried. - Try again.

Izzie : Things can't stay like this. They suck like this.

What's with O'Malley's hair? He looks like a hobbit.

Izzie : - He's just trying a new look. - You didn't call back. You avoiding me?

Izzie : Why would I be avoiding you?

Denny Duquette, aged 36.

37 in three weeks.

37 in three weeks. Has difficulty breathing and chest pains.

Burke : - Breath sounds? - A little junky.

He has a build-up of fluid.

Did you just call me a junky? That's not very nice.

Denny, your congestive heart failure is getting worse despite the meds.

All right. So how do we proceed?

Burke : Doctors, how do we proceed?

Alex : Titrate up his nitrate drip, then diuretics.

ACE inhibitors, beta-blockers and start dobutamine.

I want his ins and outs recorded and one of you monitoring him at all times.


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my gosh you're eating a spiderweb does it taste good Louie try anytime all

does it taste good Louie try anytime all right god what's that oh my gosh it does

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look like hair dude it melts right away

look like hair dude it melts right away brothers cool knowing a lot it's cool oh

brothers cool knowing a lot it's cool oh you dropped your magic wand or two tucks

you dropped your magic wand or two tucks take it tucks night you're old you guys

take it tucks night you're old you guys

take it tucks night you're old you guys are both up to something sure there you

are both up to something sure there you

are both up to something sure there you go there you go little girl

go there you go little girl

go there you go little girl well now you want in what you do eat


House : and Thirteen is desperate to make her life matter before it's over.

Taub : So, you're happy to be here?

House : Does it show?

Kutner : Are those increased interstitial markings?

It could be pulmonary fibrosis.

House : Do a biopsy.

Foreman.

House : "You've got to look out for the people you care about."

House : That wouldn't have anything to do with you screwing over your clinical trial

House : by slipping Thirteen the real drug, would it?

Foreman : You said that would be stupid.

House : Does she know? Because Jonas Salk would not approve.

Foreman : There's nothing to know.


Kate Beckett : You know, once you clean that up,

Kate Beckett : maybe we could go for a, um, round three?


Beckett : you make them believe they're special.

Rampinel : I see you're a skeptic.

Rampinel : Most ungifted are.

Beckett : What can you tell us about Jordan Gibbs?

Rampinel : Ah, yes, Jordan.

Rampinel : She came by last week, I think, to have herself evaluated.

Castle : How did she do?

Castle : Let me guess. Off the charts.


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was the first time I can remember just

was the first time I can remember just like staring away the whole time oh I

like staring away the whole time oh I

like staring away the whole time oh I don't get it like why do you like it is


Ortiz : I lent it to...


To come over and thank you.

Thank me for what?


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what's more the kind of strike I need

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I asked is on Twitter the other day

I asked is on Twitter the other day right I'm just going on in the comments


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just like fruit density the upper quote

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dried melon with a walnut in the middle

dried melon with a walnut in the middle and kind of coiled up Wow there's like a


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I mean it's a little, it's quite a ways off the beaten path,

and that's what makes it so amazing here as well.

You can come here, you can learn

about traditional Mayan culture,

you can eat, you can cook.

This place is an entire eco lodge, and it's called

Kiichipam K'aax, and I will have all the details

of this place and all the information you need

about coming here in the description box below.

It's been a fantastic time here.

I've thoroughly enjoyed it.

I've learned so much about the Yucatan Peninsula

and Mayan culture, just from one day spending here

and learning about the food.

I want to say a huge thank you to everyone here

for their extreme generosity and yeah, it's been a privilege


Izzie to nurse : Can you get me copies of all Verna Bradley's records and page me?

Izzie to nurse : - I'll be on the OR floor. - Dr. Bennett...

Hey! Wait... Where are you two going so fast?

Burke is talking George and Alex through heart surgery in the elevator.

Shepherd's setting up a shaman healing ritual.

Izzie from up on the next floor : Rock on.

I have porn guy.

Help! Please!

Mr. Lamott? What's wrong?

Your pressure's elevated.

Pulse is racing. You're really in pain.

What? Do you think?

Are you telling me the porn actually sedated you?

You think I'm a pervert, watching that stuff in front of you?

Well... yes.

OK, OK.

Cristina : You're allergic to most narcotics and NSAIDs.

I suppose we can try droperidol and diphenhydramine.

Mr. Lamott in pain : That put me into a coma last year.

Well, I can get an anesthesiologist down here.

Cristina : But with your surgery tomorrow, he won't give you an epidural block.

Henry : - What am I gonna do? - Uh... hold on.

We're really gonna do this.


Rachel : She made me carry her train...

Rachel : ...which was weird because I was Wonder Woman.

Oh, and here's a little purse that I found.

I just thought they could hold the rings in there.

Rachel : - Oh. - Something. And...

...vintage handkerchiefs, you know, because people cry at weddings.

I'm just gonna grab a couple of these.


cook speaks in foreign language

- Muchas gracias.


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that is it that is that we just did the donut run and we will never do a donut

donut run and we will never do a donut

donut run and we will never do a donut run again ever

run again ever

run again ever time you're gonna make that little Lego

time you're gonna make that little Lego

time you're gonna make that little Lego man in the old house


Ted : Peace, I'm out.

crowd cheering

Yes! Yes!

Lily : Yeah, Ted, I hate to tell you,

Lily : but the bourbon only makes it sound good to you.

beatboxing discordantly

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âª Ka-ka, ka-ka, ka-ka, ka-ka âª

âª Koo-koo, koo-koo, koo-koo, koo-koo, poo... poo... âª

spitty breaths

Poo!

Ted : Peace. I'm out.


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I mean yeah I mean yeah where is he I

I mean yeah I mean yeah where is he I mean I would have you done a matter here

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okay leave some comments if you see a

okay leave some comments if you see a spider in this video we don't know about

spider in this video we don't know about is the media just put mr. skinny right


- Yes, obviously. - All right.

Sheldon : Well, given that missing you is predicated on you leaving...

Sheldon : ...logic dictates you must leave.

Leonard : Yes, okay, but I'm gonna be gone for three months.

Leonard : What if she doesn't miss me that long and she meets someone else?

Sheldon : She does have a short attention span.

- So I can't go. - Leonard, you may be right.

Sheldon : It appears that Penny secretly wants you in her life...

Sheldon : ...in a very intimate and carnal fashion.

- You really think so? - Of course not.

Sheldon : Even in my sleep-deprived state...

Sheldon : ...I've managed to pull off another one of my classic pranks.

Buzzinga.


Leonard : Mm, this one comes with music and flowers.

Leonard : Oh, they even stream the whole thing live on the Internet.

Penny : Why would we want that?

'Cause there's a lot of gorgeous blondes out there

Leonard : who don't believe they can land a short, nearsighted scientist.

Leonard : Let's give them hope.

Penny : Whatever. Put us on the Internet.

Penny : I've always wanted a wedding with a comment section.

I-If you're not into this, we can do it another time.

Penny : No. No, I want to.

Penny : Look, we've put this off long enough.

Penny : Let's do it. Aw.

Leonard : That's exactly what you said the first time we slept together.

ringtone playing

Leonard : Oh, excuse me.

Leonard : Sheldon.


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Oh it tastes like sweet caramelized onions

And the ginger in there

Oh itâs actually just like lightly sweet

Not too sweet

Sometimes it can be sweeter

And after a quick walk through the market and tasting that heavenly sweet caramelized onion flavored pork belly curry


Mom : - I'll be there when you wake up. - I'm gonna be fine, Mom.

Wilson : Brave kid. She even gave her mom a pep talk.

Mature, brave. She's a wonder.

Wilson : What's your problem?

These cancer kids, you can't put them all on a pedestal.

House : It's basic statistics. Some of them have got to be whiny little fraidy-cats.

Wilson : You're unbelievable.

House : If there's not one yellow-belly in the whole group,

House : then being brave doesn't have any meaning.

Wilson : Andie handles an impossible situation with grace.

Wilson : That's not to be admired?

House : You see grace because you wanna see grace.

Wilson : You don't see grace because you won't go anywhere near her.

House : Idolizing is pathological with you people.

House : You see things to admire where there's nothing.

Wilson : Yeah, well, we're evil.

House : You find things to admire where you shouldn't be sniffing at all.

House : - Like Debbie in Accounting. - She's nice.

House : You shouldn't know that. You're married.

Wilson : So, the little kid dying of cancer, I shouldn't like her?

House : If you're dying, suddenly everybody loves you.

Wilson : You have a cane, nobody even likes you.

House : I'm not terminal, merely pathetic.

House : You wouldn't believe the crap people let me get away with.


Rachel : All right.

Rachel : Was there...

Ross : ...anybody else there?

You sure? Nobody...

... handing out mints or anything?

Rachel : No, it was just the three of us.

So was it you and Chandler...

Joey : ...then you and me, or you, me and Chandler?

Rachel : -You know what? -What?

Rachel : There were times...

Rachel : ...when it wasn't even me.


Taub : So much for sarcoidosis.

Foreman : Points to a clotting issue. Clots would explain all his symptoms.

Foreman : Why aren't we in the office?

House : I'm tired of clinic duty.

House : There's only one thing that could cause squawking, right?

Yeah.

Thirteen : We gave him heparin and did an echo of his heart

Thirteen : to see if it was throwing clots, but...

House : More air guitar?

Taub : The heart's fine.

Taub : We wanted to test for Factor V Leiden, Protein C, Protein S,

Taub : but the hand got tired of cooperating. We finally knocked him out.

And all those tests came up negative anyway,

House : or you'd have opened by telling me your brilliant diagnosis.

Thirteen : He apologized for being sweaty,

Thirteen : said it had always been an issue. But what if it's a symptom?

There are cancers that cause night sweats and can lead to clots. Lymphoma.

House : Or pancreatic cancer.

House : Go scan his pancreas.


Amy : Of course,

Leonard : sometimes the Federation and the Romulans

Leonard : would enter the Neutral Zone

Leonard : to negotiate a temporary truce.

Penny : Sweetie, let me put this in a way you'll understand :

Penny : from the waist down, my shields are up.

Leonard : Got it, got it.

Leonard : We can do all kinds of stuff

Leonard : from the waist up, you know?

Penny : Go to sleep. Good night.

Howard : Please tell me you're not having coitus.


Ross : My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen.

Monica : Shut up. I'm happy.

Phoebe : Oh, this is so nice! I have to make a speech.

Phoebe : Of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot...


upbeat music

Whoa.

I lost my hat, laughs

I lost my hat.

Okay, Ollie's gonna go down the slide,

and look for some treasure right?

- Yeah.

- [Bryan] Okay, let's go see if there's any treasure

on this side.

- I'm gonna go in the cave one.

- [Bryan] Really?

Okay.

- Bye bye, Ollie.

- Gonna go down, do you like the slide guys?

upbeat music

look it's the treasure one.

- [Bryan] That's right, we're looking for treasure

in these caves,

these underwater slide caves.

- Bye.


...I don't want to live with RacheI anymore.

You're so mean to each other.

I don't wanna end up like that with RacheI. I still like you.

That's fine because I'm not moving.


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exist these are now you can't buy them and they wanted me to taste testament

and they wanted me to taste testament

and they wanted me to taste testament and see if like hey these are ones that

and see if like hey these are ones that

and see if like hey these are ones that we've mastered they taste great and we

we've mastered they taste great and we

we've mastered they taste great and we want you to try them and maybe we come

want you to try them and maybe we come

want you to try them and maybe we come out in flavor so that's what that is so

out in flavor so that's what that is so

out in flavor so that's what that is so I mean I'm gonna taste test these real


Howard : Yeah. We, uh, made gift bags, had wine...

Howard : ...and then went online and saw this.


Cameron : Security checked the videotapes from all perimeter cameras.

Cameron : He's still gotta be in the hospital. Where's Chase?

Main floor. Okay. You take the cafeteria and administration.

Foreman : I'll hit the research annex and work my way back to you.


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ones on today I'm actually really like it well 2018 has started with a bang