soup add everything here this soup it's

soup add everything here this soup it's fantastic it's just like anything good

fantastic it's just like anything good

fantastic it's just like anything good about the ocean you know oh this thing

about the ocean you know oh this thing

about the ocean you know oh this thing is a little spicy a little sick to see a

is a little spicy a little sick to see a little sweet some of the best things I

little sweet some of the best things I

little sweet some of the best things I ate tonight this is really interesting

ate tonight this is really interesting

ate tonight this is really interesting so they cow poop so they took the meat

so they cow poop so they took the meat

so they cow poop so they took the meat out of the conch and they cooked it and

out of the conch and they cooked it and

out of the conch and they cooked it and they stuffed it back inside and it looks

they stuffed it back inside and it looks like it's cooked a lot of chili

like it's cooked a lot of chili

like it's cooked a lot of chili [Music]

[Music]

[Music] oh yeah this is the spiciest thing our

oh yeah this is the spiciest thing our

oh yeah this is the spiciest thing our work I mean it's got that delicious to

work I mean it's got that delicious to

work I mean it's got that delicious to come to me that I love

come to me that I love

come to me that I love just that it was doused in Hellfire I


Paramedic : Sir, are you all right?

Paramedic : Are you all right?

Paramedic : Are you injured anywhere?


Penny : Raj, wait.


It's okay. You know what?

Chandler : I will just call the agency and tell them to throw out the letter.


Leslie : Wow.

Leslie : So I heard your relationship with Penny crashed to the ground...

Leslie : ...like blue ice falling out of an airplane lavatory.

- Where'd you hear that? - Actually, I read it. Wolowitz texted me.


Previously on The Big Bang Theory...

I guess I'm still wondering

if Emily and I are right for each other.

Does this have to do with that girl you had coffee with?


He ate the entire top half.

Oh hi, Micah.

energetic drumbeat

So this is the center, downtown of Mexico City,

and we're going to a place that's called El Moro.

And they are legendary.


Look, I'm sorry..

Phoebe?


Girl arriving : - I think you're just brilliant. - Well, that is the prevailing opinion.

God, now I'm gonna throw up.

Howard : Howard Wolowitz, Department of Engineering...

Howard : ...co-designer of the International Space Station's liquid-waste-disposal system.

Howard : Ew.

Ramona : Dr. Cooper, I've read everything you've published.

I liked your paper on grand unification using string-network condensates...

Ramona : ...and was wondering how you determined that three-dimensional string nets...


Gates : Any idea why the sniper targeted Emily Reese?

Ryan : Not yet. She was a VP at a telecom company.

Ryan : Single, just bought an apartment on West 96th.

Ryan : No known connectio ns to the other vics,

Ryan : but we do know he was following her.

Gates : Castle, what do you have?

CASTLE : You're looking at a video taken from Emily's lobby yesterday at 1 : 40.

That's four hours after he shot Wyatt.

There's Emily, getting into the elevator.

Gates : There he is. That's our guy.

Castle : Yeah, unfortunately, we still can't see his face.

Gates : What is he waiting for?

Ryan : He's watching to see what floor she'd get off on.

Ryan : He knew exactly where she was gonna be.

Ryan : It's a miracle Emily's not dead.

It's not a miracle. It's poor planning.


Sheldon : - He's a famous physicist... - Yeah.

l know. He's the wheelchair dude who invented time.


drones the the long lens is that the go

drones the the long lens is that the go for it like they've they've helped our

for it like they've they've helped our

for it like they've they've helped our videos tremendously and then they've


l don't know what my next move is.

Leonard : Well, Howard, I don't know much about women.

- Yeah? - No, that's it.

l don't know much about women.

Leonard : Raj, you got anything?

l've got the phone number of the tubby girl from Comic-Con.

Howard : I'm not calling the girl from Comic-Con.

Raj : All right, more Sailor Moon for me.

l just threw up the bachelor party.

Penny : Please come out, Bernadette. Let's talk through this.

Bernadette : No, leave me alone.

Amy : You should give him a taste of his own medicine. Have a cousin you find attractive?

Amy into a mini-cam : Amy.

Hey, you introduced her to the sleazebag. I'm just trying to clean up your mess.

- Oh, hi. - Hi.

l need to talk to Bernadette.


Dude. - Oh, dude.

- What's good about the steamed one

is that it's so pure.

You taste a bit of that coconut milk,

just that coconut essence, but it's just so pure.

Nothing to like, very light in the spice.

If you make a steamed fish, the fish has to be very fresh

'cause you taste the full flavor of the fish.

And that is a beautiful flavor.

And the texture, it just like flakes apart on your tongue.

Okay, and so he just brought out a plate of bammy.


Okay, uh, let me take a shower,

Robin : Till June, and, um,

Robin : Since you were never here to begin with,

Robin : You won't be here when I get out.

Barney : Okay. Okay.

Robin : This never happened.


Beckett : Call TSA and have him put on a "No-Fly" list

Beckett : and keep me posted.

Beckett : He's on the run.

Castle : If he heard we asked for those request forms,

he would've been tipped off.

Beckett : He probably had an escape plan in place

Beckett : just in case his cover was blown.

Castle : And Chinese handlers who can smuggle him out of the country.

Castle : Not to be negative, but the odds of catching this guy aren't great.

Beckett : Unless we enlist the help of a certain government agent

Beckett : who wants him just as bad as we do.


Leonard : A little.

Leslie : There are so many things to talk about before reproduction.

Leonard : I sure hope so.

Leslie : Besides shortness, what genetic weaknesses run in your family?

Sheldon entering : I'm sorry to interrupt. Battery's dying. Continue.

Leslie : Uh, genetic weaknesses, right. Um, there's the lactose intolerance.

Don't forget the male-pattern baldness.

Sheldon preparing an extension cord : When his uncles sit around the dinner table, they look like a half-carton of eggs.


Penny : nope...

Oh, he's cute!

Bernadette : Doesn't a teardrop tattoo

Bernadette : mean he murdered someone?

Penny : And he's sad about it.

Leonard : Hey. Hello.

Leonard : Hey. Hey, I thought you were gonna be out late?

Howard : If you wanted me to stay out later,

Howard : you should've given me more spending money.

Raj : What are you guys up to?

Bernadette : We put Amy on a dating app,

Bernadette : and we're seeing what's out there.

Oh, fun! Let me see.

Raj : Uh, no...

Raj : no, uh, definitely not.

Howard : What was wrong with that guy?

Raj : Uh, he's Indian.

Raj : We've already got one of those.

Raj : Ooh, we should find a nice Latino.

It really round us out.

Howard : Hey, I want to try.

Amy : Uh, excuse me, c-can I have my phone back?

Howard : Hang on, I'm trying to find you

Howard : the next great love of your life.

Howard : The man who will father your children.

Howard : Okay, yes or no on white guy with dreadlocks?

all clamoring


competition which they could win both of them have already won so they're hoping

them have already won so they're hoping

them have already won so they're hoping to win again basically I think they gave

to win again basically I think they gave everyone a turn so I don't know if

everyone a turn so I don't know if

everyone a turn so I don't know if they're going to win to kind of get

they're going to win to kind of get

they're going to win to kind of get ready and go to the space Walker yeah he


and these are like freshmen right

and these are like freshmen right

and these are like freshmen right they're not very intermittent

they're not very intermittent

they're not very intermittent not yet sour just salty and fresh look

not yet sour just salty and fresh look

not yet sour just salty and fresh look at watch is difficult sir just two days


Phoebe : No. You can have this cool brown one.


Lobster pilgrimage.

Cheers.

- Micah.

- [Trevor] This lobster is everything you could want

in a bite of food and more.

- When you eat something so good,

it is actually hard to like think straight.

- You feel a little bit dizzy and just so happy

when you taste it.

- That euphoric delicious.

This is like the gold medal of the Olympics here.

We also wanted to taste the difference

between the tiger prawns and the lobster.

You can just rip out the entire thing.

- [Trevor] You can take the whole thing.


yeah who'da thunk it stopped on LinkedIn Allen PC automata knows how to treat a

Allen PC automata knows how to treat a

Allen PC automata knows how to treat a girl right oh that's all you really need

girl right oh that's all you really need my god your husband's tall already just

my god your husband's tall already just

my god your husband's tall already just make easy something cuz he's Indian

make easy something cuz he's Indian

make easy something cuz he's Indian Lamar how we hadn't started a room I

Lamar how we hadn't started a room I

Lamar how we hadn't started a room I hate kids

hate kids

hate kids and what BBC none of your Jesus yeah


Sheldon : Oh, my, that's an uncomfortable topic.


House : I'd settle for agnostic.

Ramon : Faith is not a disease.


Just kidding. - This is Hannah.

- [Bryan] That's Missy's friend, Hannah banana.

Hi, Finn.

- [Finn] Hi!

- [Bryan] How was school, buddy?

Finn screams

laughs Kids are home from school.

- [Ollie] Where's Draco.

- [Missy] What?

- [Bryan] What do you mean?

- Where's Draco?

- [Missy] He's not in there?

- No. - Could he have gotten out?

- [Bryan] Is he really not in there?

- [Missy] Hang on.

- [Bryan] Do you see him under there, Ollie?

- [Missy] I don't see him anywhere, what the heck?

- [Bryan] When did you notice he was gone, Ollie?

Just now? - Yeah.

- [Bryan] You just got home from school,

and you went into the tank to find him.

- Wait, let's just start looking.

- That's so weird.

So, this is actually really weird

because the other day I noticed Draco climbing out,

and he was like on top of it.

And then I had to put him back in there.

So, I don't know if he's like

learning how to get out of his cage or something.

But that's crazy.

- Okay, wait, there's like a little hole here.

Do you wanna see?

Maybe you should get a flashlight.

- [Bryan] There is a hole right there, isn't there, Ollie?


You gotta be kidding me. The air marshal is dead?

Not just dead, but bonked on the head. Murdered. And there's more.

Castle : There's more?

Castle : Kyle Ford's holster is empty. His gun is missing.

Beckett : Okay, so, uh, we have to assume that the killer is armed.

And they may have another agenda,

taking hostages, hijacking the plane...

FYI, this is not the relaxing London getaway I had planned.

Beckett : So who else knows about this?

Castle : Well, just the flight crew, the Air Marshal Service, and the FBI.

Beckett : And how can I help?

Castle : They gave me a copy of the flight manifest.

Castle : I emailed it to you. You should have that by now.

Good. I'll coordinate with the FBI

Beckett : and start running names to look for red flags.

Beckett : Are you okay?

Castle : Alexis is on this flight along with almost 200 other people.

Beckett : Castle, you can do this.

Castle : Do what? What am I supposed to do?

Castle : Catch the killer? It could be anyone.

Castle : I wouldn't know where to start.

Beckett : You start at the beginning.

Beckett : We build the timeline for our victim.

Beckett : Same first step we always take.

Right. I just... This time, that first step is 39,000 feet off the ground.

Castle, I'm gonna be here with you.

I'll be working this case from the ground along with the boys.

Castle : Okay, thank you. I can figure this out.

Beckett : I know you can.

Debbie : I am sorry, miss, this area is off-limits.

Oh, she's... That's... She's with me.

Castle : That's my daughter. Yeah, she's...


Leonard : Friends overlook each other's minor lapses.

Leonard : For the record, Howard, I'm sorry that I broke our pact.

Thank you.

Howard : And I'm sorry about your phone

Howard : and Thanksgiving.

Howard : And while we're at it,

Howard : you don't have to wash our clothes on the Fourth of July.

As long as we're apologizing,

Sheldon, I'm, I'm sorry I used your toothbrush.

Howard : And I'm sorry...

but that behavior is beyond the pale

Sheldon : and cannot be tolerated.

Sheldon : We are no longer friends.

Raj : I got you a talking Thomas the Tank Engine for Thanksgiving.

Sheldon : With real puffing smoke?

Howard : Yes.

All right.

Sheldon : But I'm watching you.

Hey, you've got Snoopy out.

Can I have a snow cone?


Past Raj : Okay, do you have an opinion about everything?

Leonard voice off : Yes.

Past Howard : You just assume you're always right?

Past Sheldon : It's not an assumption.

Past Sheldon : -Change seats with me. -Why?

Past Sheldon : I don't like this spot. I have to keep turning my head.

Past Leonard : Fine.

Past Leonard : It's time for Babylon 5.

Past Sheldon : We don't watch Babylon 5 in this apartment.

Penny : -Why not? -Because no one likes Babylon 5.

Past Leonard : -I like it. -Me too.

Past Howard : -So do I. -There you go, three against one.

Past Sheldon : They don't get a vote. It's one against one.

Past Sheldon : And according to the roommate agreement, all ties will be settled by me.

Past Leonard : -But I said no to that. -And I said yes.

Past Sheldon : And I settle all ties.

Past Sheldon : There's a draft on my neck over here.


I let Mark use the memory of my mother to win points with the chief.

Meredith : You were right.

Cristina : I'm sorry.

Meredith : - You know what's weird? - What's weird?

Meredith : It's exactly what she would have wanted.

Derek : - Dead mommy's proud? - Dead mommy's proud.

Meredith : How was your interview?


O2 sats are within range.

House : I'm betting the only abnormal sign is sweaty palms.

House : Push two milligrams Ativan.


[Mr. Bryce] You said it was a seizure disorder.

Katie's father : - Now you're saying it isn't? - I'm saying that I don't know.

Mother : - What do you think it could be? - I don't know.

- When will you? - I don't have an answer.

- For now, Katie is stable, and... - Wait one damn minute.

Father : We came here because this hospital

Father : is supposed to be the best in Washington.

Father : That's my kid in there. My kid.

Father : And you have the audacity to stand here and tell me, "I don't know."

Derek : Mr. Bryce...

No, I want a doctor who knows what they're doing.

Father : You get me someone else, better than you.

Derek : I am working hard on Katie's case.

Father : No, you're not. If you were, you'd be able to give me some answers.

[Burke] I put you on a bypass machine,

Burke : which pumps blood for your heart.

Burke : Fix your ticker, take you off the machine. I'm done. Simple procedure.

Woman : So I shouldn't worry?

Burke : I'm very good at what I do.

It still is surgery. There are some risks.

Burke : I'll see you in the OR this afternoon, Mr. Savitch.

You're not gonna leave me alone with that guy, are you?

George : Oh, I'll be outside the OR the whole time.

No, Dr. Burke is very good. Don't worry.

George : I'll see you after.

Mrs. Savage : He'll be fine, right?

Tony's gonna sail through it.

George : You have nothing to worry about. I promise.

Meredith : Gotta go.

- [Meredith] What are you doing? - Suturing a banana

Cristina : with the vain hope that it wakes up my brain.


Joey : In terms of the invite list, I got you, me and Chandler.

I'll invite Gunther because we're talking pretty loud.

I'll be there.

I know it's your party...

...but I'd like to limit the number of museum geeks.

Let's not invite any anthropologists. Just the dinosaur dudes.

We'll need a six-pack of Zima.

Hey, what are you doing?


Taub : Kidney function's normal.

Taub : It's not byssinosis, it's not mitral valve stenosis.

Taub : Nothing fits.

House : If it doesn't fit any diagnosis,

that just leaves one diagnosis.

House : I'm Dr. House.

House : You have hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.

House : His heart is too weak, yours is too strong.

House : Good news is it's fixable.

House : We induce a massive heart attack and kill off the extra muscle.

You want to give me a heart attack?

House : It's only dangerous if your heart is normal-sized.

House : But since all the... Are you serious?

No.

House : This is actually very annoying, and I'm getting really bored

House : of lying to patients to scare them

House : into telling me the truth. She's faking.

House : And, yes, if she keeps faking,

House : I'm going to eventually do something that will kill her.

Eddie : How could she be... The windpipe thing?

House : That was real. The treatment made her better.

House : But good for her was bad for you, which was bad for her,

House : so she made herself bad. It's all so simple.

House : She figured that the sicker she was, the longer you'd hang on.

Charlotte?

Charlotte : We haven't been this close for years.

Charlotte : I wanted to hang on to that.

House : Oh, please.

House : People hate reruns.

Charlotte : It's my leg. I swear, this is real.

Do you pinky swear or you just plain swear, because...

Eddie : How can she fake that?


Leonard : What?

Sheldon : My point is, pretending to be an alien is

Sheldon : a valuable coping mechanism I've used many times.

Sheldon : I did it the first time I went to see you in a play.

Sheldon : You had no idea Commander Umfrumf

Sheldon : of Ceti Alpha Three was in the audience.

Oh, d-don't worry, he gave you seven thumbs up.

Penny : Here's a question--


Oh, here goes in the minced pork.

And that is a generous amount of oil,

or lard, that goes in there.

He actually shallow fries that

but I ordered a dish called speaks Thai .

So it is minced pork stir-fried with holy basil.

It's one of the top comfort foods of Thailand.

If you ask any Thai person what they would like to eat

as like a good meal that they come back

to Thailand to eat, this would be the dish.

So he fries the minced pork first in a lot of oil,

then drains it.

Now he's tossing in the chilies and garlic.

Oh man, the fragrance of that garlic immediately.

A handful of chopped long beans

and then the final step, the final ingredient

is that toss, that's the holy basil right there.

He adds in a little bit of broth. chuckles


Dominika : Please, I am begging, do not send him back to jail.

Dominika : Maybe we have not lived together all these months...

Weinmann : Mrs. House, I have to advise you not to continue.

Dominika : This man and I, did we marry for love?


House : and then start right in on the praising.

Jeff : First you tell me I've got cancer.

Jeff : And then you tell me that my manager...

Jeff : What did you do?

No, "What did you do, Lord?"


They put a ball of masa in the,

what is that called, a flattener,

and then they flatten it into a tortilla

and then the tortillas go

onto the comal,

which is a hot stone, and then they just bubble up.

So we got fresh tortillas here,

we got the Caldo de Pescado, which is with fish,

a fish soup, and then Caldo de Camaron,

which is the shrimp soup.

For the Caldo de Pescado, it comes with a whole fish,

just overflowing over the bowl.


House : which means a tumor in your occipital lobe.

House : Just one test. If there's nothing wrong, I'll take you right back home.


Monica : But you suck.

Chandler : You're welcome, sweetheart.

All right, let's get this over with. Sudden death.

Chandler : -Whoever wins this point, wins. -Okay.

Monica : -Oh, my God. You're good. -lt's like watching porn.

Mike : And that's how it's done.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That was so amazing.

Well, when did you--?

Hold on, l almost forgot. Loser.


Cameron : I'll get samples from her room and the restaurant.

House : Talk to our little Gossip Girl.

House : You need to know exactly where she's been

House : and what she's done in the last 24 hours.

House : Oh, I think...


-So you getting tired? -No. I could do this all day.

Ross : Yeah. Me too.

-Getting a little tired, though. -God, I'm exhausted.

This is starting to look bad for me, okay? Mona's standing right there.

She's talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!

Ross : Let me win. My wife thinks I'm a wimp.

Ross : At least you have a wife. I get divorces and knock people up.

And I'm dressed as doodie.

-You're Spud-nik. -Come on, who we kidding? I'm doodie.

Please? She's watching.

-Fine. -Thanks.


the garlic.

Oh, yeah.

And I love how he just, like,

doesn't skin the garlic.

Keeps the skin on, just hacks the entire thing up.

thudding

scrapping

- [Mark] He just dumped in all of that spices

and all those onions and tomatoes that he chopped up.

And so it's like, mixed before the fire is even on.

upbeat music

water splashing

swishing

- [Mark] Then he added in, actually there's a first batch

of coconut milk, which is the thick coconut cream,

but he first added in like the coconut milk,

which is less, it's more watery.

And I've just been talking to them,

they said that this fish...

Oh, this move is the best; this stirring move.

It's called the pot, the pot swirl.


Joey : This time I want you to really put your ass into it.

Who's slippery now?

Isn't that just the best feeling? Rubbing a fork on the bottom of your shoe?

Mrs. Bing : Chandler, darling, look, my date has finally arrived.

I'd like you to meet Dennis Phillips. Dennis, this is my son, Chandler.

-Congratulations. -Thank you.


But, you know, I'm an actor.

Joey : I'll act cool.

Probably be some of the hardest acting I've ever done.

Maybe I'll play it with a mustache.

Rachel : Storage rooms give me the creeps.

Rachel : Please hurry up, honey.

If you want little round waffles, wait till I find the iron.

Rachel : I want the little round waffles.

Monica : Here it is!

Right underneath the can of bug bomb.

Is the best place to put something that cooks food underneath poison?

You know what? I'll have toast.


Wow, I can feel that heat coming through my face.

It's so hot.

That pork smells unbelievably good.

They're just grilling it over this giant griddle,


Leonard : -We came to apologize. -Again.

Leonard : And bring you home. Pack up your stuff and we'll head back.

Leonard : No. This is my home now.

Leonard : Thanks to you, my career is over. I will spend the rest of my life here...

Leonard : ...trying to teach evolution to creationists.

Mrs Cooper : You watch your mouth, Shelly.


Sheldon : ...where women and men of all races and creeds work side by side as equals.

Leonard : You mean where they were advanced enough to invent an interstellar warp drive...

Leonard : ...but a black lady still answered the space phone?

Howard : Oh, I did spend a lot of my shower time with Lieutenant Uhura.

Sheldon : Howard's disturbing recollections aside...

Sheldon : ...I don't appreciate being forced to do banal committee work.

Leonard : I know. You're too smart for this.

Sheldon : Exactly. It's like asking the Human Torch to heat up your frozen burrito.

Leonard : Got it. All right, I'm thinking one way to counter bias in the peer-review process...

Leonard : ...is for papers to be submitted under gender-neutral names...

Leonard : ...like S. Smith instead of Samantha Smith.

Sheldon : I suppose there is a history of professional women...

Sheldon : ...using their initials so as not to be pre-judged.

Sheldon : Harry Potter's J.K. Rowling, uh, Star Trek's D.C. Fontana.

Howard : Van Nuys pole-dancer, D.D. Melons.

Howard : All right. I think we've really helped women today. Let's fire up the Xbox.

Leonard : Don't make this a school project where I'm the smart kid doing the work...

...while the slackers sit and watch.

We're not. You're the smart kid doing all the work...

Sheldon : ...while the even smarter kids sit back and watch.

Howard : So you think I'm one of the smarter kids?


Look, l' m asking a favor here.

Joey : If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me.

Monica : What's going on? You go out with tons of girls.

I know, but Angela's different.

She's like one of a kind, like a snowflake or....

-Something else like a snowflake? -Yeah, yeah.

Look, I made a huge mistake. I never should've broke up with her.

Joey : Will you help me? Please?

Ross : Hold on a sec. You need to not touch any of those.


I'm sorry. At least you guys haven't need to hear staff she said in my head.

Joey : Pheebs? How long do you think this lady will be with us?

I don't know. She obviously has some unfinished business.

Phoebe : Sit up!


Ted : I'm going to make a phone call. I'll put it in the oven.

Ted : Hey, it's me.

Ted : Listen, you have to come over here and make pies.

Barney : Yeah, I'll be there, absolutely.

Ted : Oh, awesome, you're a lifesaver.

Ted : It's still kind of weird being alone with robin,

Ted : But if you were here...

Barney : Hey, say no more.

Barney : I mean, when I pulled

Barney : You out of that burning wreckage,

Barney : I wasn't doing it to have a battleship named after me.

Barney : But if you insist,

Barney : Yes, I'll be there for the christening.

Ted : You're hitting on someone right now, aren't you?

Barney : No, I'm not going to wear the medal of honor.

Barney : That would just be tacky.

Ted : So you're not coming to make pies.

Barney : No, no.

Barney : Thank you, mr. President.


your own mean yeah yeah that's it guys

your own mean yeah yeah that's it guys we're back to no help again so then you

we're back to no help again so then you

we're back to no help again so then you guys want to come and stay with us

ready yeah all right I got but you're in school next week so we might be okay

school next week so we might be okay

school next week so we might be okay well because mommy dropped daddy's new

well because mommy dropped daddy's new

well because mommy dropped daddy's new camera oh yeah that's crazy isn't it I

camera oh yeah that's crazy isn't it I

camera oh yeah that's crazy isn't it I don't know boy oh boy this is normal


Danny : What's happening to me?

House : Well, luckily for you, we don't need daddy to figure that one out.

Masters : Did you find out his real name?

House : Cerebellar Ataxia.

Masters : That's a weird name.

House : Guy whiffed twice trying to pick up a cup right in front of him.

House : That plus everything else...

House : means that we have whittled our list of genetic diseases

House : All the way down to one, early-onset Parkinson's.


Sheldon : How often have we had to leave a movie theater...

Sheldon : ...because I got a headache from drinking the Icee too fast?

Sheldon : - I can't go. - Then don't go.

Sheldon : How can you say that? The scientific opportunity of a lifetime presents itself...

...my best friend says, "Don't go."

- All right, then go. - Listen to you.

Sheldon : How can I possibly go?

What are the words I can say now...

Leonard : ...to end this conversation and let me go back to sleep?


That's a noodle pancake.

The ramen is the highlight of Japan for me.

But, tasting this, at okonomiyaki joint,

just like this, is really convincing me

that there's other types of

delicious noodles too in Japan.

Mm

speaking in foreign language

Wow that was delicious, guys.

Osaka is amazing and we're going for more.

And this is it, Osaka.

We're just exploring around all day today guys

and right up ahead

there's a spot Ting and I came to last time

on our trip to Osaka

that we didn't film

that has some of the best street-style, homestyle tempura

and this is it here, guys

the source of tempura.

We're goin' in deep to a local spot,

"The Tempura Guys."

It's some of the best food in Japan to try

and right up here, this is it.

speaking in foreign language


That neighbor kid, Mike Wilden?

George : I did hit him in the face with a stick.

George : And when his dad came over, and he was yelling,

George : and you asked me if it was true...

George : I lied.

And you thought I never lied.

George : So you took my side.

George : And you and his dad got in that big fight,

George : and then his kids egged our house

George : and then Ronny and Jerry went over...

George : ...and blew up his lawn mower. Anyway...

George : I did it.

George : He was teasing me, and he was bigger than me...

George : ...so I needed a stick to reach his face.

George : And I lied to you, Dad.

George : So...

George : ...I'm saying I'm sorry.


Sheldon : Uh, first, music is dangerous.

The movie Footloose tried to warn us, but we wouldn't listen.

Sheldon : Oh, wait. âª Everybody cut footloo... âª

Sheldon singing : Nope.

I'll pay $1,000 to watch you cut footloose.

Sheldon : This is Penny.

Sheldon : She is your friend.

Sheldon : If she offers you food, it's safe to take it.

Sheldon : You probably paid for it, anyway.

Bernadette : So, you're really going out with Dave again?

Amy : Why not?

Amy : He's actually a very nice guy.

Bernadette : But he spent an entire date

Bernadette : talking about how much he loves Sheldon.

Amy : That's nothing Sheldon hasn't done before.


Yes.

Taub : You're new.

We've got a case.


Ryan : he was charged with assault in four separate bar fights.

Revenge! Oldest motive for murder in the book.

Castle : Maybe Troy thought someone besmirched his father's honor.

Beckett : And then he forced Goldstein to settle the score.

Hey.

Montgomery : Why aren't you in there?


this giant thing that you can you hold

this giant thing that you can you hold it up

but holds it after the break Eduardo

but holds it after the break Eduardo

but holds it after the break Eduardo hold the pass to break yeah yeah now

hold the pass to break yeah yeah now

hold the pass to break yeah yeah now lift it up no pass the break look hold

lift it up no pass the break look hold

lift it up no pass the break look hold it right there

it right there

it right there whoa let go let go let go let go oh yeah

whoa let go let go let go let go oh yeah whoa so your second last day before hey


pretty perfect there's five sheep well

pretty perfect there's five sheep well it doesn't interfere with the flavors a

it doesn't interfere with the flavors a

it doesn't interfere with the flavors a single bit I mean I have some really

single bit I mean I have some really

single bit I mean I have some really quality noodles this morning but to

quality noodles this morning but to

quality noodles this morning but to change a simple pack of instant noodles

change a simple pack of instant noodles

change a simple pack of instant noodles to this as I changing a stick-figure to

to this as I changing a stick-figure to

to this as I changing a stick-figure to the Mona Lisa let's switch from the

the Mona Lisa let's switch from the

the Mona Lisa let's switch from the noodles to the desserts this it looks

noodles to the desserts this it looks

noodles to the desserts this it looks like a cheese enchilada or something but

like a cheese enchilada or something but it's actually a grilled banana with

it's actually a grilled banana with

it's actually a grilled banana with cheese on top banana cheese chocolate

cheese on top banana cheese chocolate

cheese on top banana cheese chocolate sprinkles this is like a 10 year old

sprinkles this is like a 10 year old

sprinkles this is like a 10 year old fantasy right here and guys this is so

fantasy right here and guys this is so

fantasy right here and guys this is so cheesy giving you on this and at this

cheesy giving you on this and at this

cheesy giving you on this and at this point the chocolate sprinkles are pretty

point the chocolate sprinkles are pretty melting oh goodness


Raj : Howard's capsule should be reentering the atmosphere any minute.

- It'll be good to have him back. - The Fantastic Four, reunited, ha, ha.

Sheldon : You had a good run, fake Wolowitz.

Sheldon : We'll remember you with nostalgic fondness...

Sheldon : ...the way we do the dial-up modem...

Sheldon : ...the VHS tape, or Leonard's gym membership.

Raj : We're not kicking him out.

Raj : - Stuart and I have become good friends. - Okay, one vote for, one vote against.

Sheldon : - Leonard, you're the tiebreaker. - I don't have a problem with Stuart.

He gives us a 20 percent discount at his comic book store.

Sheldon : Well, I don't sell my friendship that cheaply.


Sheldon : - Penny. - Come on. They would be so cute on me.

Ah! They'd go great with this sweater.

I don't think Mother Teresa would... Oh, that is adorable.

Jimmy : - Leonard? - Yeah?

Sheldon : In case it comes up again, this right here is an imposition.

Leonard : What was I supposed to do? He needed a place to sleep.


I'll call her back. What other details can't you tell me?

Morning, gentlemen. So, what do you got for us?

Caucasian female, early 30s. No purse or ID found on the body.

Beckett : Where is she?

Police Officer : City workers found her when they opened the manhole

Police Officer : to check the line.

Beckett : Something tells me she didn't trip.

M.e. Perlmutter : Cause of death appears to be blunt force trauma.

She took a nasty blow to the back of the head.

And we found traces of blood spatter over there on the sidewalk.


House : Open the uterus, cut out the fetus so we can look around.

House : I know you can't talk so I need you to look petrified if you consent.

House : The umbilical cord won't be cut.

Cuddy : During surgery, your body will basically serve as the baby's heartllung machine.

Cuddy : We find what's wrong and we fix it.

Cuddy : If we can.


Ted : We left everything, and everyone behind.

Ted : It was just you and me!

Ted : But now it's like you've disappeared into Lily.

Marshall : That is not true.

Ted : It is true. You're not upset

Ted : because you're worried she's mad. You're upset because

Ted : you'd rather be with her, eating muffins

Ted : than here with me, eating this delicious...

Ted : I think one of my mushrooms just crawled away.

Marshall : Well, you know what?

Marshall : That mushroom's not the only thing that's leaving.

Marshall : Car keys, please.


can my first stop the Central Market

can my first stop the Central Market lots of goods fruits vegetables food

lots of goods fruits vegetables food

lots of goods fruits vegetables food there's a particular place in here I got

there's a particular place in here I got a traffic this market is so clean nice

and this is the reason why I'm here so

and this is the reason why I'm here so

and this is the reason why I'm here so what you do is you go to the cash

what you do is you go to the cash

what you do is you go to the cash register and you paint first when you

register and you paint first when you

register and you paint first when you order they give you a ticket and now I'm

order they give you a ticket and now I'm over here where they're making the

over here where they're making the

over here where they're making the sandwich my sandwich my lap risotto is

sandwich my sandwich my lap risotto is

sandwich my sandwich my lap risotto is being made this is a very classic

being made this is a very classic

being made this is a very classic Florentine food item it's a beef stomach

Florentine food item it's a beef stomach sandwich which it's one of my favorite

sandwich which it's one of my favorite


yikes dude nice dude nice dude we're

yikes dude nice dude nice dude we're just coming off the very top there's

just coming off the very top there's

just coming off the very top there's this really sketchy rope that I don't

this really sketchy rope that I don't

this really sketchy rope that I don't trust but uh yeah it's going good

trust but uh yeah it's going good

trust but uh yeah it's going good Brett we caught up to you how was it she


Robin : I got called back in to work.

Robin : Can you keep an eye on him until I get back?

Robin : He's new to the city, and he doesn't really know anyone.

Ted : I knew it. I knew if you got a dog, I'd wind up taking care of it.

Nora : Good night.


Ross : Hello, the buzzer buzzed. It doesn't count.

Monica : - After the snap. - Before the snap.

Monica : - After. - Before.

Rachel : - Now, does it really matter? - Yes!

But I made a touchdown. It was my first touchdown.


Amy : He showed up in the middle of the night with his bongos.

l foolishly thought it was some sort of musical booty call.

Leonard : Poor guy. He must have been exhausted.


general chatter

- [Mark] They're actually just eating this

and just offered me a bite.

Mmmmm.

- Bom eh?

- Bom, bom.

Oh yeah that's wonderful, the banana is more like plantain

it's not sweet and then that's just like a pure fish,

fish broth, salty fish broth.

Oh yeah, mmmmm.

Obrigado.

That's awesome.

Like simple, simple.

Banana, or plantain fish broth.

tribal drumming

South American language spoken


- Finn is a baby Fidget Spinner professional you guys.

Seriously, look at this Fidget Spinner.

It says one cent on this side,

and then it has Lincoln on this side.

It's literally made out of money.

I found another cute little kiosk

to get some sunglasses for the kids.

And look at Finn,

look how stylish he is.

He's got sunglasses on and a Fidget Spinner.

- He's like to coolest baby here.

- He's so cool.

Both my kids are so cool.

I'm gonna give him this cute little bag.

Show the bag Ollie.

See he got this cool little bag and he's got his sunglasses

and Fidget Spinner now, huh?

- Do you think Finn can switch?

- You can switch?


Derek : Dr. Grey.

George : - Meredith! - What about her?

We cannot just abandon her. We have an obligation.

I'll take care of this.

Bailey trying to stop Meredith : Meredith, come on, there was too much damage.

Bailey trying to stop Meredith : There was never anything we could do. We have to let her go.

Time of death 3 : 49.

- Good morning. - How's Brooke?

Addison : She's good.

Izzie : - And the baby? - He came through, too.

Addison : So, have you made a decision yet, Dr. Stevens?

Izzie : I'm sorry?


House : he boarded a flight which is pressurized to 8,000 feet above sea level.

House : Low pressure is killing him.

House : Tell the pilot to dive until we can club baby seals out of the window.


From the dating website.

Emily : Your friend emailed me because you were afraid to,

Emily : then you tracked me down and acted like a lunatic?

Raj : Yes, Rajesh Koothrappali.

Look, I just... I wanted to say I'm sorry.

Raj : You were, like, the coolest person I ever found online,

Raj : and I got really nervous and I just blew it.

Emily : Don't worry about it.

Emily : And if it makes you feel any better,

Emily : you're not the weirdest guy I've met off the Internet.

Raj : Well, give me a chance, you don't even know me.

Emily : All right, here's your chance.


like the most delicious beefy Shana

like the most delicious beefy Shana you've ever seen bone Appetit


Penny : I'm the one that introduced him to her. I've gotta say something.


The ultimate mutton karahi oh look at that.


Howard : Okay, now you're just being unrealistic. Anyway, that movie was 20 years ago.

Howard : Imagine how saggy those things would be.

You're gonna throw away a great girl like Bernadette...

Penny : ...because you're holding out for some fantasy?

Howard : Hey, just because you settled doesn't mean I have to.


not this paradise does your arms would

not this paradise does your arms would be bigger could you be paddling so they

be bigger could you be paddling so they

be bigger could you be paddling so they can't get much bigger right let's get

can't get much bigger right let's get

can't get much bigger right let's get some ways I got a couple of boards out

some ways I got a couple of boards out

some ways I got a couple of boards out front and then we'll head down the right

front and then we'll head down the right some small ones what do you think you

some small ones what do you think you

some small ones what do you think you know wreck us like this or like that

know wreck us like this or like that

know wreck us like this or like that paddling I should be looking back and

paddling I should be looking back and

paddling I should be looking back and straight up yeah hate where we're going

straight up yeah hate where we're going

straight up yeah hate where we're going what's the name of the place it's called


[Music]

[Music] the moment has arrived

the moment has arrived

the moment has arrived it is chirag enough time in Russian

it is chirag enough time in Russian

it is chirag enough time in Russian store it is one of the most famous of

store it is one of the most famous of

store it is one of the most famous of all Russian dishes but at the same time

all Russian dishes but at the same time

all Russian dishes but at the same time stroganoff is just classic it's just so

stroganoff is just classic it's just so

stroganoff is just classic it's just so good the presentation of their food

good the presentation of their food

good the presentation of their food matches it's everything is delicate

matches it's everything is delicate

matches it's everything is delicate everything is precise everything is

everything is precise everything is

everything is precise everything is perfectly dainty and I've organized on

perfectly dainty and I've organized on

perfectly dainty and I've organized on your plate let's try to stroganoff first

your plate let's try to stroganoff first so beef stroganoff what do you know my


-l was about to eat. Want something? -What you got?


Now?

Chases : His BP's going up, the procedure's stressing his body.

Masters : What do I do?

Chase : Hold on a minute.

Chase : Just give him a chance to regain equilibrium.

Chase : BP's up, heart rate's 180.

Masters : What should I do?

Chase taking Over : Give me the catheter, get the crash cart.

Chase taking Over : He's in cardiac arrest.

Chase taking Over : Maybe your second time will go better.

House : So we finally know what Taub would look like if he were life-size.

Taub : Can we go back to the office now?

House : You kidding?

Man : We got a differential to run. Cardiac arrhythmia...


Joey : But you believed me?

Patron : I believed you were saving this seat for someone.

So you'd hire me, right?

Patron : For what?

Exactly! All right, everybody listen up!

The coffeehouse will be closed for about an hour.


- [Ollie] Yeah, it's a giant crane.

- [Bryan] It's so pretty looking.

- Yeah, big giant bird.

- [Bryan] Check out this day right now, you guys.

Blue skies.

It's not too hot.

It's such a beautiful day, huh?

light upbeat music

- I found a bee!

- [Bryan] A bee?

- Yeah.

- [Bryan] Well, don't get stung again.

- I won't get stung.

I'm super brave.

- [Bryan] You're being super brave?

- Yeah.

- [Bryan] Where's the bee?

- I followed it last time.

- Oh, it went away?

laughing

If you guys missed yesterday's vlog,

Ollie got stung by a bee.

Didn't you?

- Yeah, it's my first bee sting.

- His first bee sting and you did so good.

Does it hurt still?

Where is it?

- It doesn't hurt.

- Is it on this one? - No.

- You can't even see it anymore.

- [Ollie] Look at that.

- [Bryan] Do you see that?

- Yeah. - Do you hear it?

screaming

- [Bryan] That is a very big bug.

Pretty sure that's a cicada.

- Cicada? - Cicada.

- The cicadas are not nice.


[Meredith] And still, adulthood has its perks.

Cristina : Thanks for the coffee.


smell the spices yeah as soon as we

smell the spices yeah as soon as we stepped out of the car you can just

stepped out of the car you can just

stepped out of the car you can just smell the aroma of the spices and we're

smell the aroma of the spices and we're

smell the aroma of the spices and we're gonna walk around and explore this

I think one of the mama's here is kind

I think one of the mama's here is kind

I think one of the mama's here is kind of killing us around and they happen to

of killing us around and they happen to

of killing us around and they happen to be milling they happen to be dragging

be milling they happen to be dragging

be milling they happen to be dragging fillies right now you can kind of feel

fillies right now you can kind of feel

fillies right now you can kind of feel it in your eyes what's your name


Sheldon : Oh, he didn't perform stand-up comedy, he was a philosopher.

Leonard : You know, I think were zeroing in on your problem.

Sheldon : Perhaps I'll spend some time

Sheldon : developing a unified theory of comedy,

Sheldon : which will allow me to elicit laughter from anyone at any time.

Sheldon : Unless they're German, 'cause that's a tough crowd.

Leonard : Are you set on people laughing with you?

'Cause if you're cool with at you...

Sheldon : I don't get it.

Bernadette : Raj, when you said you were gonna bring a date

Bernadette : to watch Penny's thing tonight, I didn't think you meant Stuart.

Howard : Really? I never for a second thought it'd be anything else.

Raj : I almost met someone last night, but I blew it.


of those Belfast sink things cause

of those Belfast sink things cause farmyard turns it looks like it might be

farmyard turns it looks like it might be wrong it looks like one huh this is the

wrong it looks like one huh this is the

wrong it looks like one huh this is the doggy garden guys oh are you Navis my

doggy garden guys oh are you Navis my

doggy garden guys oh are you Navis my Navis oh no who are you okay

Navis oh no who are you okay

Navis oh no who are you okay no no be Emilia piscina Eduardo be

no no be Emilia piscina Eduardo be

no no be Emilia piscina Eduardo be filled

Emilia be Nevaeh Emilia be newbies now

Emilia be Nevaeh Emilia be newbies now

Emilia be Nevaeh Emilia be newbies now Emilia be Bianca Navy lots mood racks


cooing

Howard : Okay, here's the plan.

Howard : I'm gonna put the food in the bag,

Howard : and when he lands in the bag to eat it, we close it up.

Leonard : A Slim Jim?

Howard : It's all I could find. It'll work.

Dr Koothrappali : Sure.

Leonard : If the pigeon's stoned or a trucker.

Howard : Okay, well, what's your plan?

Leonard : I told you my plan.


No.

You gave me three months.

You gave Dory and Nikki three more months with me.

Kayla : And when they found my cancer,

Kayla : they found yours.

Kayla : And I got to save my baby brother.

Chase : A week later, Kayla died at home.

Chase : Sam was furious.

Chase : Gotta be why the big lawsuit.

Cuddy : - Are you buying this? - Of course not!

Stacy : There was no illegal transplant, there's no causation.

Chase : He was ready to kill me.

Chase : Maybe he's lying to his lawyers.

Stacy : Or you're lying to us.

Stacy : Last Thursday he saw you for post-op care. If you hate your doctor,

Stacy : you find another doctor before you find a lawyer.

Stacy : This guy didn't sue Cameron or Foreman, he didn't even sue House!

There's something personal here,

Stacy : something you don't want us to know before your hearing.

Stacy : The guy didn't hate you before that meeting, he hated you after.

Chase : So, how's everything else?

Kayla : - The girls? - Oh, you know.

Sam : A lot of crying, some nightmares.

We'll be okay, though.

Good.


shower off the goo, borrow a shirt, and I'll cook dinner.

Finn : That's door number one. Door number two... you go home.

Finn : I think you ought to take door one. It involves you naked in my apartment.

But, you know... that's just me.

Meredith : I should point out that there's absolutely nothing you could say

Meredith : that would make me go upstairs with you.

Meredith : I'm kind of offended that you think that I would go upstairs with you.

Meredith : And you should know that I am celibate. So...

Meredith : Shut up.

Meredith : I absolutely cannot have...

sex with you.

Finn : If you choose door number one, I absolutely will not have sex with you.

Meredith : - You won't? - I promise I won't.

Finn : - I won't even try to kiss you. - Why not?

Meredith : - Meredith. - What?

Finn : Choose door number one.

A wise man once said, "You can have anything in life,

if you will sacrifice everything else for it. "

George : I hope it works. You changing your life.

Ms. Graber : So do I.

Finn : OK.

Ms. Graber : Hey, George.


Marshall : Yeah.

Ted : And then that's it.

Ted from 2030 : Okay.

Ted : Happy thanksgiving.

Ted from 2030 : So we sat down to our first thanksgiving

Lily : Together as a group... And, apparently, our last.

Barney : Marshall, you're not eating.

Barney : Did something spoil

Barney : Your slap-petite?

Marshall : No. I just thought... Before we eat,

Marshall : Maybe the chef would like to say a few words.


Barney : And braking.

Barney : Honking. Love it.

Barney : Except for lady drivers.

: Don't get me started on lady drivers.

Ted : Which pedal's the gas? Trick question.

No, it's not. Yes, it is.

Lily : No, it's not. Middle, left, right?

Barney : I never learned how to drive!

Barney : I grew up in the city.

Barney : I never had a chance.


Twenty-six year old female, gas main exploded under her building,

Lisa Cuddy : she was pulled out of the rubble after six hours.


âª No more swar-lay

âª no more swar... Wait for it... Ley âª

No more bob swarley, mon.

No more.

No!

It's over.

Do you understand?

Yes. Yes.

Lily : Thank you.


ah they're very political Politico

ah they're very political Politico oh my goodness what are you doing no no


still much to people ago she gave me

still much to people ago she gave me good idea you know that yeah what I know


Joey : You want something serious.

You know what you should do? You should get her one of those...

Joey : ...barium enemas.

Joey : Those are dead serious.

And you know she'll never get one for herself.

Look, I'm gonna go in here. And you don't buy me anything, ever!

You can't! You can't. You can't buy her pearls.

You just can't. You can't, You can't, you can't!

Chandler : Why not?

Rachel : Oh, God.

Here's the thing.

Joey : This is the thing. Okay, the thing is...


Getting your brother this morning.

- You got your brother all the way out of bed?

- Yeah - And you were so helpful

in the process. laughs

- [Brian] You too, Finn, you did a good job.

- [Missy] So good, you guys are getting so big.

- Good morning!

- Hi!

- Hey, what up, guys!

Today is such a beautiful Monday.

- Hey guys!

- [Brian] What do you have to tell them?


Penny : -Who's Adam West? -Who's Adam West?

Sheldon : What do the two of you talk about after the coitus?

Howard : My guess is, "Hey, four minutes. New record."

[HOWARD CHUCKLES]

Howard : That's why I'm the funny one.

Leonard : Anyway, we followed the guy to this garage sale.

Leonard : They had the coolest stuff.

Howard : They were closing up. We got this whole box for 60 bucks.

We didn't go through it. There could be anything.

Penny : There a new girlfriend in there? You might need one.


just a marvelous crunch on the outside I cannot wait to try this this is like II

cannot wait to try this this is like II

cannot wait to try this this is like II think you've got to have in this region

think you've got to have in this region

think you've got to have in this region is this oh my gosh I don't even know how

is this oh my gosh I don't even know how to start let me just take a piece

to start let me just take a piece

to start let me just take a piece without the without the meril first and

without the without the meril first and

without the without the meril first and look at this look at that tomato

look at this look at that tomato

look at this look at that tomato chillies herbs garlic all that great

chillies herbs garlic all that great

chillies herbs garlic all that great stuff its minced inside the kabob you'd

stuff its minced inside the kabob you'd

stuff its minced inside the kabob you'd make a little taco with it add a bit of


Wilson : That's amazing. No, it's not.

House : It's not? I can play the harmonica with my nose,

House : make a penny come out of a child's ear, or any other orifice for that matter,

and given the right circumstances can bring two women to simultaneous ecstasy.

House : The right circumstances being their agreement

Wilson : to bill you on the same credit card.

But what I absolutely can not do is dream about someone I've never seen before.

Well, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it can't happen.

House : True. It can't happen because it can't happen!

Wilson : Well, maybe you didn't dream about this guy specifically.

House : Right. Just some other guy who looks exactly like him.

Wilson : No. You imagined some generic Marine,

Wilson : then you placed his face in the dream after you saw the picture.

Wilson : Sort of a coincidence mixed with a little dÃ©ja vu.

HOUSE : There's no record of him ever coming into the clinic,

so I must've seen him before somewhere else.

Wilson : Fine. You've known him since Cub Scouts.

Wilson : The more interesting question isn't what you dreamed, but why.

Wilson : I'm guessing you're longing for either a renewed relationship with your dad,


right let's get the Middle Pillar

right let's get the Middle Pillar

right let's get the Middle Pillar over my giant parking spot passengers


Howard : What do we owe you?

Leonard : It came to $28.17.

Leonard : Let's say six bucks apiece.

Howard : Here you go.

Leonard : Thank you.

Penny : What?

Leonard : Never mind. I got it.

Penny : Oh, you wanted me to pay.

Leonard : It's no big deal. No, no, no, no. You're right.

We're not going out anymore; I should pay for myself.


Monica : Joke, joke..

-It was your questions. -What about them?

Chandler : The sheer volume. It was like flying with the Riddler.

Monica : -Was that another joke? -Was that another question?

Rachel : Is Ross still here?

Watch out, honey. Someone else is asking questions now.

No, but he told us what happened. It was an honest mistake.

Rachel : How would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it?


[Music]

[Music]

[Music] or yes Paul actually is amazing

or yes Paul actually is amazing

or yes Paul actually is amazing a little bit spicy but like the juicy

a little bit spicy but like the juicy

a little bit spicy but like the juicy chewiness that comes out of it is Wow

chewiness that comes out of it is Wow

chewiness that comes out of it is Wow okay that needs to be followed with

okay that needs to be followed with

okay that needs to be followed with another bite

this is something that would be good at

this is something that would be good at

this is something that would be good at every hour of the day 24 hours a day

every hour of the day 24 hours a day

every hour of the day 24 hours a day bunions on the map and classic drink how

bunions on the map and classic drink how do you like a salty yogurt

that is refreshing well it's not too

that is refreshing well it's not too

that is refreshing well it's not too salty more like a taste like more like a

salty more like a taste like more like a natural yogurt nice how they provide


Phoebe : There you go. Doesn't everyone feel better?

Monica : Not just the phone pen.

Monica : I never get my messages.

Rachel : You get your messages.

It doesn't count if you have to read them off your hand...

after you've fallen asleep on the couch.

Rachel : So you missed a message from who? Chandler?

Rachel : Or your mom?

Rachel : Or Chandler?

Rachel : Or your mom?

It worked! No one's sad!

Joey : I win again!

That's, like, 500 bucks you owe me!


RYAN : Hey.

Beckett : Oh, don't tell me we struck out on the lawyer?

Ryan : Yeah, I'm afraid so.

Castle : So what do we do now?

Castle : Come on, you guys,

Castle : if we don't figure this out, Emma is going away for life.

Castle : What about her Scotch bottle? Did the lab report come back?

Ryan : Lanie just texted. There's no evidence of any drugs or sedatives.

Gates : I'm sorry. Looks like we're dead in the water.

Esposito : Far from it. Guess what we found at Angelo's apartment?

Sully : Angelo's birthday present to Emma.

Sully : I missed it before because it was wrapped.


Rachel : to be in a room again with these people and feel good about myself.


smokey goodness underneath.

It looks like it's the perfect texture, fatty, juicy,

succulent and that glaze is on top.

This is what I dream about.

Let's just cut a big piece off.

Isn't that insane?

There's also a bit of soy sauce, a bit of chili, a bit

of pepper, their specialty sweet soy sauce, and then I

believe also some pickled cucumber.

Mmmm!

Oh it's all about the texture.

The eel is such a unique texture, it's almost like

a little gooey.

It has a gooey, stickiness to it almost like a gooey butter

that melts in your mouth.

And the flavor is sweet and smokey.

Oh just perfect, sweetness.

It is the ultimate tender, fatty piece of meat.

What an awesome unagi rice

and we got lots more to eat today.


You just gotta be careful you don't hang out too far.

Or you're, whoa.

upbeat techno music

Hello!

- Hi

- Yes, just on their way to school.

Oh man this is an amazing little ride

through mini Balochistan.

Okay, rickshaw rides are always fun and entertaining.

We got off in a more busy area of this region

or of this district and we're gonna,

there's a busy food stall that we're gonna check out.

Whoa look at these pomegranate seeds.

cars honk


Leonard : Is it a good time to evaluate the beta test and see where we stand?

Penny : Things are looking good.

Leonard : So are we still taking things slow?

Leonard : Because a gunshot wound today...

Leonard : ...last week I slammed my thumb.

Leonard : We don't know how much time I have.

Penny : Good night, you.


- Oh wow! And more.

This is amazing. Wow!

So we've got, this is kind of like a Nehari.

- We just call nola.

- So this is nola.

- Yeah.

- So it's a beef stew.

- Yeah.

- with the bones.

And then we've got the traditional

Chittagongian beef Mezbani,

and I heard actually that people in Chittagong

most of the time,

if they get sick

it's because too much beef

they go to the hospital and look at this.

This is the beautiful incredibly thick beef dal.

So we've got dal, tons of lentils and huge chunks of beef.

Wow! Look at that.


So your brother's straight, huh?

Seriously.

And my second-grade teacher was Miss Thomas...

...and my first-grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.

Rachel : Mrs. Gobb?

No, Cobb. Like cobb salad.

Rachel : What exactly is in a cobb salad?

I'm going home.


It's gonna be so high though.

Alright, Fin found a safer way to go up.

- Isn't this so cool, Fin?

This is gonna be our own personal tree house, tree fort.

Fin did it! - Whoa!

- He climbed up! - Good job, Fin.

- I climbed up!

- I wish this could be our new home.

- [Missy] Are there any other cool ways

to get up to the tree house?

- [Ollie] There's a rock wall.

- [Missy] Oh my gosh, be careful of all these branches

and boxes. - Can you do it, Ollie?

- [Missy] Let me see you do it.

- [Bryan] Go Ollie, go Ollie.

laughing

What?

Look at these skills. - Rock climber.

Can you come over here to where Daddy is?

- [Bryan] Yeah, dude, I think you're supposed

to come over on this side.

Oh, he just crawls right through, okay,


Clarence : I could hear my heartbeat racing in my ears.

Clarence : I just raged out on the dude.

House : So what's the differential for raging out?

Foreman : - Excess testosterone, steroids. - Adrenalin?

House : - Prep Clarence for surgery. - Care to share with the class?

House : Oh, come on, do I have to spell it out for you? Pheochromocytoma.

House : Actually, I'm not sure how you spell it.

House : But you said it yourself, adrenalin.

Pheochromocytoma sits on top of the adrenal gland,

House : randomly spits out oodles of the stuff. It's perfect.

House : It explains everything, the tachycardia, pulmonary edema, the vasoconstriction that

House : caused the necrotic bowel.

Chase : Even explains how he had the strength to rip the rail off his bed.


Cecily : It was the only time he's ever given me a pill.

Hey, man, take him to the hold, please?

Castle : - Sure. Yeah, lock him up.

Come on. Let's go.

Esposito : - He's not talking. - Yeah, but he didn't have to.

Ryan : We found Wolf's backpack in their apartment

Ryan : along with the extra cash.

Esposito : We also found a pair of his shoes with cracked soles

Esposito : from the liquid nitrogen.

Ryan : I can't imagine the betrayal he must have felt.

Beckett : It's still not an excuse to kill.

Castle : You ask me, she should've followed her heart,

Castle : left David, gone with Wolf.

Beckett : You know, I can see the virtue in staying.

Beckett : I mean, guys like Wolf, they come in, they upset the apple cart.

Beckett : Of course he makes you feel alive,

Beckett : but eventually, you know he's just gonna let you down.

Beckett : So why risk it?

Castle : Because the heart wants what the heart wants.

Speaking of... I gotta get out of here.

Beckett : - Madison? - No.

Castle : Actually, with everything going on,


yes I met up with will and Liz we just

yes I met up with will and Liz we just

yes I met up with will and Liz we just ordered their their specialty mixed


Castle.

Hey, Mike. Where's the body?

Ryan : - You didn't tell him? Tell me what?

Beckett : - And ruin the surprise? - What surprise?

Castle : Do we have jurisdiction in the North Pole?

Beckett : Wait for it.

Beckett : Okay, there comes the guy.

Whoa! - We see the gun.

Castle : That was awesome!

Castle : I mean, well, obviously it was horrible, but...

Castle : That's not the Arctic.

Beckett : That's an apartment, but where?

Beckett : Ryan, rewind it.

Beckett : I thought I saw something when the camera was falling.

Beckett : Stop! Right there. Out the window, in the background.

Castle : That's classic Upper West Side architecture.

Beckett : Take a picture of it, send it to the precinct.

Beckett : See if any of the beat cops recognize it.

Beckett : On it.


Dolma? - Dolma.

speaking foreign language

- [Mark] Amazing.

All wood, all traditional stuff.

Everything is cooked in traditional Cretan ceramic pots,

this is an amazing, an amazing place.

And outside is where he's doing most of the cooking

over fire, the traditional way.

You can smell the aromas of the meat,

the lamb, and the goat.


Wilson : Which could kill her.

- Then she won't be fine. - You have to tell Cuddy.

Well, then, I won't be fine.

Wilson : If you don't tell Cuddy, I will go out there and tell her myself.

House : Yeah? What are you gonna tell her?

You're gonna tell her that you left coins out and you left her child unsupervised?

Hey, hey, hey! You are not gonna pin this on me.

Rachel needs to be monitored for 24 hours to see that the dime passes.

You know, just to make sure she doesn't die.

House : You're telling me to do the right thing while climbing out a window?

Wilson : Tell her!

Cuddy : She wake up at all?

House : One time.

Cuddy : That's not like her. Is she all right?


Sheldon : Why do we have a geology book?


Penny : You two want to be alone?

Leonard : I want you to know I get why you don't want the money--

Leonard : you've got this new job, you're excited

Leonard : about being financially independent--

Leonard : and I am nothing but proud of you.

Penny : Oh, thank you so much.

Penny : It feels so good to hear you say that.

Penny : And I want you to know

Penny : that I get this job kind of changes

Penny : the balance in our relationship,

Penny : and... I'm trying to be sensitive to that.

Penny : What?

Penny : Well, I just think that maybe you're a little hung up

Penny : on the money because I'm less reliant on you now,

Penny : and that's a little scary.

Leonard : Hmm.

Bernadette : Maybe.

Or maybe I tried to do something nice

Leonard : and maybe you had a problem with it

Leonard : because of your control issues.


Cuddy : You didn't think ratting out this hospital's best doctor

Cuddy : merited checking with your boss first?

Wilson : I didn't rat him out. I got him a deal.

Cuddy : Which he'll never take.

Wilson : He will if we... How long have you known House?

Cuddy : Did you think he'd suddenly become reasonable?

Wilson : I made the deal. It's done. You can either keep yelling at me,

Wilson : or you can help me avoid a complete disaster.

It already is going to be a complete disaster!

Cuddy : He's not going to take the deal. He's going to go to jail.

Cuddy : Because he's a child, he's too stubborn.

Wilson : When a child misbehaves, what do you do?

Wilson : You take away something he loves.

Cuddy : We can't take away his Vicodin.

Cuddy : Not only will he be in pain, he'll start to detox.

Wilson : And we tell him the only way to get the pills back is to take the deal.

Cuddy : He won't be able to function.

Wilson : That's the point.

Cuddy : You going to explain that to his patient?

Wilson : What choice do we have?

Cameron : Gallium scan shows no bright spots of any kind.

Cameron : Means it's not TB or any other infection.

House : There are no bright spots 'cause the whole thing's too bright.

House : Except for the liver.

The tech over-exposed the image a bit, but it's nothing.

The liver looks fine.

Foreman : Could be lung cancer.

Tumor causes structural damage. The lung caves in on itself.


socializing you just go in there and you just just just slam down the a5 Waggett

just just just slam down the a5 Waggett

just just just slam down the a5 Waggett that's all you do don't talk don't

that's all you do don't talk don't

that's all you do don't talk don't socialize stay off your phones I mean


Oh man and that fruit.

So sweet.

So juicy.

We are moving on.

I think we're going to one of the main biggest bazaars now,

to eat a few signature dishes.

Buh-bye! - Buh-bye!

upbeat music

We just drove down the road to Chorsu Bazaar.

This is the biggest and the oldest

bazaar market place in Tashkent.

We're gonna walk around here.

We're gonna eat some more food and especially,


Castle : Maybe he found her down in Tampa, shipped her up here,

Castle : set her up in style.

I mean, to a streetwalker, that'd seem like the greatest gig ever.

Castle : All she'd have to do is let him remake her into Lanie.

Ryan : Yeah, like Jimmy Stewart in Vertigo. Thanks, L.T.

Esposito : Yeah, but even more twisted.

Esposito : So this guy has to know Lanie.

Beckett : Only she doesn't seem to know him.

Beckett : But she's still coming in to give us a statement.

Beckett : Now, what about the staff in Pam's building?

Beckett : Did they give us any more details?

Esposito : No, none of them remember seeing any guys coming to see her.

Beckett : You know, there might be another way for us to trace this guy.

Beckett : The cheek implants have serial numbers.

Beckett : Maybe that'll lead us to Pam's surgeon.

Ryan : There might be another reason her sugar daddy's laying low.

Ryan : FBI database shows two other victims

Ryan : strangled with metal fishing line and their bodies staged.

Ryan : One in Miami, one in Fort Lauderdale. Both unsolved, no suspects.

Castle : Well, our victim's from Florida. Maybe he knew her from there.

Beckett : Order the homicide files. Check 'em against our case.

Beckett : In the meantime, canvass the stores and the salons Pam went to.

Beckett : Maybe she confided in someone,

or someone might've seen her with this guy.

Let's do it.

CASTLE : An ME investigates the murder of her own doppelganger.

Castle : It'd be a great story, if Lanie weren't living it.

Beckett : There's something that we're missing here, Castle.

Beckett : Two similar murders in Florida. Our victim also from Florida.

Beckett : But then there's this whole Lanie and her look-alike angle.

Beckett : How does that fit in?

Castle : I have no idea.

Ryan : Hey. We got a hit on those cheek implants.

Ryan : They were traced to a Manhattan cosmetic surgeon.

A Dr. Kelly Nieman.

Castle : Well, I, for one, am very interested in what Dr. Nieman has to say.


Howard : - What? - Just whoa.


Javier Esposito : Ella Hayes?

Castle : Matilda's assistant? The girl who was killed?

Yumi : Yes, of course.

Beckett : We have reason to believe that she was here last night.

Yumi : Yes. She was.

Beckett : Why was she here?

STAMMERING She came to ask me for a job.

Really?

I told her I wanted to help,

Yumi : but there was absolutely nothing I could do.

Yumi : When Matilda King fires someone, they are radioactive.

Carrie : Do you have any idea why she was fired?

No.

Beckett : I think you do.

Beckett : Someone changed Matilda King's calendar.

Beckett : Matilda thought it was Ella, but it wasn't Ella.

Beckett : It was someone from your studio.

Castle : We traced the IP address. So did Ella.

Castle : That's what she was doing here last night.

Castle : She wasn't asking for a job.

Castle : She was looking to find who made those changes.

Castle : Who ruined her career.

Beckett : And given the fact that you just lied to us, I am guessing it was you.

Me? LAUGHS


Well, you heard about that car chase in Murray Hill?

Esposito : Well, we're at the epicenter.

It's a shot-up apartment at 38th and 3rd. It's where it all started.

Esposito : According to the super, Ted Rollins rented this place two weeks ago.

Ryan : By the looks of the equipment, he was hacking.

Beckett : - Hacking who? - I don't know.

Ryan : He's got a pretty sophisticated Wi-Fi sniffer here,

so he must've been intercepting Internet traffic from someone.

Castle : The Iranian mission across the street.

Beckett : What exactly did Ted intercept?

Beckett : I don't know. Someone stole the hard drive.

Cross : Can I borrow your laptop now?


It was her! It was her!

MAN : Get them up. Get them up.

We're gonna need the EMT right away! Let's go.

Beckett : Castle! Castle!

Beckett : - Cheeseburgers! - GASPS

Cheeseburgers.

GROANS Ow!

Wow, it worked! She dotted the "I"!

Richard Castle : - Yes! - Ah! Chest.

Ooh! That hurts.

Emma : All right. Yeah, well, getting hit by a projectile

traveling at a thousand feet per second's gonna sting a bit.

Yeah, I think that's gonna leave a mark.

All that matters is you're okay now.

Castle : I'm better than okay, Beckett. I know who the killer is.

Ryan : She shot you in the chest and you still think she's innocent?

Castle : No, she shot me in the chest and now I know she's innocent.

Castle : Thank you.

Castle : Don't you see? Just like that vest protected me,


I don't know how Zalman did it.

He must've lifted something from Jerome's pocket

with a receipt from his weekend of sin.

Jerome : Like this?


So I said, "Who are you Cro-Magnum P.I.?"

Sherman Whitfield : Dr. Geller?

Sherman Whitfield : - Sherman Whitfield, London Institute. - What a pleasure.

Whitfield : I was quite impressed with your paper on pre-Cretaceous fossils.

Yes. It confirmed everything I'd written.

Chandler : Excuse me.

Hi.

Yes?

Well, you're kind of sitting in my seat.


Marshall : Yeah, yeah.

Marshall : I think so.

Marshall : I don't know.

Marshall : This is all really new to me.

Marshall to the girl : I just got out of a long relationship.

Marshall : I like your hair.

Robin on the phone : Thanks.

I figured new city, a different color...

âª ...Wide open road

âª it was love to us

âª it was all that we had...

And the pizza there : Worst pizza ever.

Lily : I'm so glad to be back in new york.


It's just watching that whole experience

of the puffing, the slicing,

the throwing of that gland full of poison.

So we just have to be confident that there was no juices

seeping into the flesh,

which I think, looking at this scene here is pretty good.

Oh splatter!

And he's got a fugu facial of fugu juices

and I think a little went into my mouth as well.

And there it is.

speaking in foreign language - Very very very,

very delicious. laughing

speaking foreign language

- We're gonna try it out.

speaking foreign language - Sashimi style.

speaking in foreign language

- Okay, oh and here is the fugu hotpot.

speaking foreign language

- Fugu skin, fugu skin sashimi?


Jillian : - Go home. - Rach.

Rachel : They're your parents. And you love them.

Rachel : And they're still here.

Rachel : You know what a big deal it is for them to get on a plane.

Rachel : Go home, Jilly.

Jillian : But I can't just leave you here.

Rachel : Yes, you can.

Jillian : - Rachel. - You can go back home

Rachel : and you can put on your bonnet.

Rachel : And you can get in the buggy and go to church, get baptized.

Rachel : - You can die Amish. - No, I can't do that.

Why? Because you'll have to shun me? Don't worry about me.

I'll be living it up here with your curling iron and your cable TV,

Rachel : your entire DVD collection.

I'll be OK here in the 21st century.

Jillian : - I can't shun you. - You can and you will.


Okay, perfect.

So this is the chicharron

with slightly spicy, slightly spicy salsa.

Oh, yeah, that is spicier.

And that pork skin is actually quite juicy and fatty.

That is actually very fatty

and juicy pork skin on top of that masa.

After finishing up those beautiful memelas,

we went to a local market to have a second breakfast,

a super plump stuffed empanada,

before going to another market and tasting grasshoppers,


determined to troll me not get on tape

determined to troll me not get on tape saying Dada for the media we all heard

saying Dada for the media we all heard

saying Dada for the media we all heard it didn't we didn't we her saying no


Frank Sr. : I can't believe this. I just can't believe

How? Oh, my God.

Frank Sr. : How long ago?


come here for the beach.

We came here for shrimp and seafood so let's explore

and see if we can find it.

Look at this, I think you can just roll up,

sit underneath one of these and order a bunch of seafood.

Awesome, look at this guys.

Oh yeah, we've got a beautiful menu full of seafood.


House : She'll be dead in a few days without it.

Cuddy : Which is why I've spent the last four hours

Wilson : trying to find a legal way to do it

Cuddy : without her permission.


It's okay, honey. It's...

It's only a big camera. It's gonna take a picture of your head.

Sarah : You love it when I take your picture at home, don't you?

Yeah.

Sarah : And you have to hold still for that, too, right?


Marshall : Ted's a son of a bitch!

Marshall : Nice.

But... baby?

Marshall : Go easy on Ted, okay? He just ended things with Zoey.

Robin : I know. But did he tell you the whole story?

Ted : I can't be friends with you anymore.

Ted : And you can't ask me why.

Zoey : Why?

Ted : Lily hates you.

Zoey : You hate me?


little handheld squish and that kind of

little handheld squish and that kind of mingles all the ingredients gets those

mingles all the ingredients gets those

mingles all the ingredients gets those sauces those juices flowing and okay

sauces those juices flowing and okay

sauces those juices flowing and okay give it a little massage to get that

give it a little massage to get that

give it a little massage to get that going I think that's good right there

going I think that's good right there

going I think that's good right there oh look at how pretty that is


[Music]

we are on our way


Gentlemen?

HOWARD : Why couldn't you have just done what Leonard did...

Howard : ...and get Penny a new boyfriend?

Leonard : My leg is killing me. Thanks for asking.


I don't wanna look like an idiot. I wanna blend in.

If you wanna blend in...

Sheldon : ...I'd think looking like an idiot would be the perfect camouflage.

Sheldon, teach me football. It'll be fun.

Sheldon : That's exactly what my father said.

"Come to the games. Watch the games."

Sheldon : Week in and week out, from the time I was 5...

Sheldon : ...until I went off to college. Longest seven years of my life.

Leonard : Please, I'm asking you as a friend.

Sheldon : Are you making this a tier-one friendship request?

Howard : -Yes. -Fine.


Monica : I'm dicing. I'm dicing. I don't hear anything.

Mrs Green : This is no offense to your dad, but I was thinking...

Mrs Green : ...there might be more.

Rachel : You know what? I cannot have this conversation with you.

Mrs. Wallace : All right.

You come here and drop this bomb on me before you even tell Daddy.


Joey : But it is a big deal! I have to tell someone!

Rachel : You can't.

-Please. Now, I know this is hard. -It is. It hurts.

Monica : We just don't want to deal with telling everyone.

Please just promise you won't tell.


gifts I mean we got we got house so you

gifts I mean we got we got house so you you're at the teenager level worth the

you're at the teenager level worth the

you're at the teenager level worth the old people level you can tap perfect

old people level you can tap perfect

old people level you can tap perfect good I'll take it even worse is that I'm

good I'll take it even worse is that I'm excited excited

excited excited

excited excited well it's that you got crabs you see so

well it's that you got crabs you see so

well it's that you got crabs you see so been filming a lot so you guys don't

been filming a lot so you guys don't

been filming a lot so you guys don't know what we've been playing a ton of

know what we've been playing a ton of

know what we've been playing a ton of board games and card games gets

board games and card games gets

board games and card games gets everybody off Isis computers think it's

everybody off Isis computers think it's

everybody off Isis computers think it's just a funny name dude that's a classic

just a funny name dude that's a classic

just a funny name dude that's a classic we're about to learn a classic it's an


that you got someone looking out for you.

That you got a cool role model.

Louis : You mean Mr. Castle?

No.

Me.

Really?

Slaughter : You bet.

First thing I'm gonna do is I'm gonna use my pull

Slaughter : to get the Mayor to ask the DA to reduce your sentence

Slaughter : down to probation.

Louis : You've got that kind of clout with the Mayor?

Slaughter : Hell, no, but Castle does.

And I'm gonna see to it that he makes that call.

Slaughter : Or else.

So you're gonna beat up Mr. Castle if he doesn't do what you ask?

Louis : Some role model.

Slaughter : Yeah, you got a point.

Slaughter : Looks like the two of us are gonna have to do

Slaughter : some role modeling for each other.

Slaughter : Sound good?


Sam Gibbs : Can I help you?

James : - You're Sam Gibbs. - Yes.

James : I'm James Stinson,

Barney : and...

James : I think you may have known my mother, Loretta Stinson...

James : in the '70s.

Sam : I knew Loretta.

James : My mother meant to send you this.

Sam : You're my son.


Amy : I'm a cowboy

Amy : On a steel horse l ride

Amy : I'm wanted


House : Now that I recognize as oven crud.

Cameron : Could be meat with Trichinella. It would explain the high fever.

What's with the rye bread?

Cameron : Mold could be responsible for ergot poisoning,

which could explain the contractures.

- There are three loaves. - So?

House : You're going back in there.

A guy who lives on take-out pizza does not buy three loaves of rye.

House : That's looking too far into the future.

House : Unless he cares about something a lot more than his diet.

- Are you on the roof yet? - Yeah, I'm here.

Cameron : - I don't see any birds. - Whistle or something.

Do that "come hither" thing.


Oh itâs getting frothy

He brings it up


to sneak through here in here yeah it's

to sneak through here in here yeah it's gonna be a door there instead of a

gonna be a door there instead of a

gonna be a door there instead of a window yeah it's gonna be connected this

window yeah it's gonna be connected this is daddy's house and this is mommy

is daddy's house and this is mommy

is daddy's house and this is mommy Amelia water left here hi you know you


know are you not like wow but this size

know are you not like wow but this size you garden is like yours oh my god it's

you garden is like yours oh my god it's

you garden is like yours oh my god it's like this size the apples over here guys

like this size the apples over here guys this is about the same sizes of your

this is about the same sizes of your

this is about the same sizes of your school playground huh

school playground huh

school playground huh hey he's been eating these apples oh it


Robin : That was a joke. You just got here, remember?

Robin : You really are smitten.

Barney : I'm not.

Barney : I'm Barney Stinson.

Barney : I don't get smitten, I smite!

Robin : You are totally smitten,

Robin : but you're scared of being in a relationship.

Barney : I'm not.


Oh, I hadn't really been thinking about it.

I... It just seemed like a good idea at the time.

George : You and Cristina have been together for a while.

Burke : You got married pretty fast.

George : In theory, it's better to know someone. Way better than...

Burke : Still, no guarantees.

- I don't believe in divorce. - Neither do I.

Is it possible, do you think,

George : to love two people...

George : ...at the same time?

Burke : I, uh...

Burke : I'm still hoping it's possible just to love one person.

Hey. So it's not going to be too weird, right?

Callie : - Me as a bridesmaid? - No. No, it's fine.


Ross : Oh, my God!

Monica : I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom.

What are you doing here?

Kiki : We were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, and it's true!

Joanne : Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play.

God, look at you! You're so big! I can't believe it!

Leslie : I know, I know! I'm a duplex.

IKiki, you look phenomenal. I mean, you've lost, like, a ton of weight.

And you should...

... really, really It's time to stop, you look perfect.

Monica : What's going on?

Joanne : Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm?


That was the best, notice how he actually screamed

cannonball!

- I don't know man, I've been training this

for quite a while and I'm ready to compete.

- [Bryan] Headed up next, Scott.

Oh, that's high.

Are you okay?

- I'm good!

- [Bryan] And here's Davy!

upbeat music


"I am not gonna conduct a couples session

Barney : "between you and this woman. She's obviously a prostitute."

Barney : I don't need this!


Barney : I know.

Jerry : I was a real hard partier.

Barney : Now we're getting to the good stuff.

Jerry : The drugs, the alcohol, the women...

Jerry : - I was out of control. - Out of control

Jerry : So when your mom said I couldn't see you anymore,

Jerry : it was rock bottom for me.

Jerry : I'm so sorry.

Barney : You ever bang Stevie Nicks?


Pheebs, you do know how to ride a bike, don't you?

Phoebe : Of course.

Monica : Can we see you ride it?


alright now let me turn this thing on

alright now let me turn this thing on are we ready

ah thing is that the thing isn't in


Robin : Grizzly paw ice cream sandwiches?

Ted : Just stop, sweetie.

Ted : So I had no choice.

Ted voix off : I packed up everything

Ted voix off : I had gotten from ex-girlfriends.

Ted voix off : It was painful,

Ted voix off : But not as painful as what I had to endure later that night.

Ted voix off : New york is famous for its theater,

Ted voix off : But there's many different levels.

Ted voix off : There's broadway, off-broadway, off-off-broadway,

Ted voix off : Homeless people screaming in the park,

Ted voix off : And then below that, the play aunt lily was in.

Robin : Eight flights of stairs.

Robin : Who puts a theater up eight flights of stairs?

Robin : What kind of building is this?

Barney : From the smell of it, I'm guessing a urine factory.

Hey, where do you guys want to sit?


crazy dog because it really is pretty

crazy dog because it really is pretty crazy runs around in circles and does

crazy runs around in circles and does

crazy runs around in circles and does all sorts of it's full of energy

all sorts of it's full of energy

all sorts of it's full of energy actually he's a pretty nice dog actually

actually he's a pretty nice dog actually but he is just a little bit over hyper

but he is just a little bit over hyper

but he is just a little bit over hyper okay

okay

okay and also he like runs in the house all


it's been a pretty long and very very

it's been a pretty long and very very successful day of eating so far in

successful day of eating so far in

successful day of eating so far in Honolulu on this Hawaii food tour we've

Honolulu on this Hawaii food tour we've

Honolulu on this Hawaii food tour we've got one more place to go it's a place

got one more place to go it's a place

got one more place to go it's a place I've never been before but I'm excited

I've never been before but I'm excited

I've never been before but I'm excited to try and it has a very unique very

to try and it has a very unique very

to try and it has a very unique very humorous and awesome name

humorous and awesome name

humorous and awesome name [Music]


Leonard : ...because they would've already wanted you...

Leonard : ...before they, you know, got you.

Sheldon : From the mind that brought you hi-lo.

Sheldon : Let me show you to your room.


Wilson : If you need help, ask. These games are insane.

The games have a higher success rate.

Wilson : Well, I don't see anything that looks like leukemia.

Wilson : - You do a bone marrow biopsy? - No time.

Wilson : Even if there is an occult blood cancer,

Wilson : you wouldn't expect interferon to make it worse.

Wilson : Certainly not this fast.

House : - What would move this fast? - Autoimmune diseases.

If his body's own defenses are attacking him,

beefing them up is just gonna put fuel on the fire.

Foreman : Sarcoidosis could be in his brain and lungs.

Cameron : No. No enlarged hilar lymph nodes on his chest x-ray.


Cameron : And nothing causes malnutrition like excruciating stomach pain

Cameron : that gets worse every time you eat.

House : I'd be a lot more certain if it was my idea, but it's the best we got.

Foreman : Start him on gabapentin,

Foreman : hook him up to an intracranial EEG for continuous monitoring.

Chase : I gave him statins.

What?

Chase : If they ask about the cholesterol, just say I prescribed a statin

Chase : and forgot to put it in the chart.

Foreman : You want to solve a problem in the records

Foreman : by creating another problem in the records?

There's no problem with the records,

Chase : there's a problem with my recordkeeping.

Chase : There's no way anyone can prove me wrong.

How did you get access to the statins?

You gonna get someone in the pharmacy to confess

Foreman : to yet another recordkeeping problem?

Chase : I saw an open cart. I just took it.

Foreman : Why would you steal a drug you can just as easily ask for?

Chase : 'Cause I'm trying to get you off the hook.

Foreman : A story that raises more questions than it answers

Foreman : only puts the hook deeper down my throat.

Foreman : It's all right. I'll handle it.


Mark laughing - It's so good.

upbeat rhythmic music

- [Mark] Yeah, the different combinations are amazing.

So, take some of the rice and you kinda get it

into your palm.

Then you take a little bit of the,

the fish roll and set that into the rice.

I'll go for a big walnut on top.

- [Mr. Taster] And then the broad beans.

- [Mark] And then a broad bean on top.

And then you can just kinda like squeeze it into a...


The more... everything just kinda breaks down together, then it becomes really fragrant almost like a flowery taste.

It tastes like the spring!

Well, that's it. That's the meal that the Korean empire is to eat.

I feel like this meal is the most fun, the most educational, the most culturally connected meal I've had since being in Korea

And, yeah... It's really tasty as well.

In this whole experience wearing this wardrobe with this belt that doesn't really fit me...


this stuff that we already had I'm like

this stuff that we already had I'm like oh that's funny isn't it

oh that's funny isn't it

oh that's funny isn't it be really funny that you thought that

be really funny that you thought that

be really funny that you thought that was odd when you didn't think to use

was odd when you didn't think to use

was odd when you didn't think to use your brain or anything no so now we know

your brain or anything no so now we know the loads of uniform

the loads of uniform

the loads of uniform everybody needs a uniform just

everybody needs a uniform just

everybody needs a uniform just anyway we need to take this picture now

anyway we need to take this picture now

anyway we need to take this picture now this is the first time guys you know

this is the first time guys you know

this is the first time guys you know it's the first time we're actually

it's the first time we're actually

it's the first time we're actually taking the pictures yeah like you keep


House : Sarcoidosis it is. Treat it with steroids.

House : Then come right back here,

House : 'cause I'm not gonna rest until I've made orphans of all your virtual children.


is basically just like a hot point.

So anyways, laughs , there goes Finn.

Good job, thank you for setting that up.

It is actually still really toasty out here.

But the sun's going down so

it'll actually be really nice to go swimming

a little bit later.

Hey,

it's okay.

He's scared.

Let's go get in the Polaris now, okay?

playful music

You guys, check out our little natural spring.

I don't know if you guys remember,

when we first moved in here this was like

a little pond and we were told,

it's a natural spring and then we were like,

let's see if we can figure this out

and we thought we figured it out, and we're like

it was not a natural spring, it was a broken pipe.

After a little more like, digging around,

which I can't really explain all the details

because there's so much,

we've done a lot with the piping around here.

We realized that it actually might be

an actual spring.

Like there's nowhere else this water


After the work that we put into you, are you trying to throw your career away?

George : I'm trying to do what's best for me right now.

George : I've had some personal issues.

Don't know your personal problems, don't care. I do care about your career.

Let me make myself clear : This is a mistake.

Cristina : George.


we made it back home after watching

we made it back home after watching

we made it back home after watching archery for a while that has to be one

archery for a while that has to be one

archery for a while that has to be one of the coolest sports to watch what was

of the coolest sports to watch what was

of the coolest sports to watch what was also really cool is that they have a

also really cool is that they have a

also really cool is that they have a whole all these ceremonial rituals and

whole all these ceremonial rituals and

whole all these ceremonial rituals and traditions that they do they kind of

traditions that they do they kind of

traditions that they do they kind of dance around the target and they kind of

dance around the target and they kind of like hang out by the target when the

like hang out by the target when the

like hang out by the target when the other team is shooting and then just

other team is shooting and then just

other team is shooting and then just kind of dodged the arrows it's kind of

kind of dodged the arrows it's kind of

kind of dodged the arrows it's kind of scary to watch actually and also kind of

scary to watch actually and also kind of scary to to be there as any stray arrow

scary to to be there as any stray arrow

scary to to be there as any stray arrow could be like flying those arrows fly


Do you want me to get a hold of Dr. Goldberg

Beckett : and have him meet us there?

Castle : He already gave me my last shot.

Castle : Only thing that can help me now is the antidote.

Naval Academy's press department says Parker hasn't checked in yet.

Hendricks : Security teams are already on site looking for him.


Mrs Koothrappali : Rajesh, do you remember Lalita Gupta?

Raj : The little fat girl that used to kick me in the samosas and call me untouchable?

Mrs Koothrappali : Yes. Well, now she's a dental student at USC...

Mrs Koothrappali : ...so we gave her your contact information.

Raj : Why did you do that?

Dr Koothrappali : You're 26 years old, Rajesh. We want grandchildren.

- But, Papa, I'm not supposed... - Lalita's parents approved the match.

Dr Koothrappali : If you decide on a spring wedding, we can avoid monsoon season.

A spring wedding?

It's up to you. We don't want to meddle.

Raj : If you don't want to meddle, why are you meddling?

Dr Koothrappali : Your parents don't consider this meddling.

Sheldon : While arranged marriages are no longer the norm...

Sheldon : ...Indian parents continue to have an involvement in their children's love lives.

Raj : Why are you telling me about my own culture?

Sheldon : You seemed confused.

- Sorry, but with all due respect, I don't... - I'm sorry, darling. We have to go.

Mrs Koothrappali : Doogie Howser is on.


Ted : It was Saturday night in new york city,

Future Ted VO : And the young metropolitan set

Future Ted VO : Was out on the town, living the kind

Future Ted VO : Of crazy lifestyle you can only find in the big apple.

97. 97.

98. 98.

99. 99.


Janice : - Hi. - Hey.

Monica : Oh, my God!

Chandler : Hey, Mon.

Monica : - Wanna hear something that sucks? - Do I ever!

- Chris says they're closing down the bar. - No way!


BURKE : It entered the right ventricle and went right through the septum.

BURKE : I'm going to need to place a pericardial patch.

CHRISTINA : - Shall I do a running whip stitch? - I've got it.

I could do a McGoon. I've been practicing.

BURKE : Dr. Yang, move to the other side of the table.

CHRISTINA : Dr. Burke, I apologize...

BURKE : Move to the other side of the table. Thank you.


There it is.

Look at how red that is.

That is gonna be delicious.

Oh, and here it is.

- Wow.

- Oh, the hot pot.

- Oh, man.

- That is looking spicy.

Oh, and it's all here.

- Wow.

Trevor speaks in a foreign language


Here it is. "Stomach contents.

"Two ounces of peanuts, partially digested pretzels,

"blood contains trace amounts of over-the-counter sedative."

She was on a plane. She flew somewhere.

Thanks for your help.

Perlmutter : This isn't over!


Foreman : I take it that's where Cuddy's been keeping your pills.

House : One theory, one drawer.


Lennart : My God in heaven.

Joey, hang on. Leonard, can we talk to you for a moment?

Yes? You've got to be kidding. He can't act.

l don't care if you think he's hot.

lf you want to sleep with him, do it on your own time. This is a play.

lf you insist on this...

...l will call my agent so fast...

...on a cell phone connection so clear, he's gonna think l'm next door!

Hi, thank you so much for whispering for my benefit.

Tell me what l did wrong. l'd love to work on it and try it again for you.

And also, how you doing?

Give me another chance. l really want to get better. Please?

lf you want to come back today...

Lennart : -...here are my notes. Ready? -Yeah.

-You're in your head. Thinking too much. -l really doubt that.


Chandler : I don't sound like that. That is so not true.

Chandler : That is so not That is so not

That Oh, shut up.

Monica : -Did not. -Up until I was 9...

... I thought "gunpoint" was a place where crimes happened.

-How's that possible? -It's always on the news.

"A man is being held up at Gunpoint."

"Tourists are terrorized at Gunpoint."

And I kept thinking, "Why do people continue to go there?"

I should go.

-Unless -What?


Look at this line up, we've totally entered

into a noodle zone and you can see this is totally

a lucky experience we got invited to come see

in the kitchen, how it's done.

The noodle pulling, the mountain of dough, the cauldron,

the chili oil, the beef, it's all here.

speaks in Chinese

So it all starts here, we're gonna knead out the dough,


- That is so awesome.

- I honestly think this shirt makes

you look a little bit bigger now.

- I look bigger now, I think.

I look way more pregnant.

- [Bryan] Now, you're twelve months pregnant.

- I will say, though, this feels so jelly,

but a real pregnant belly is hard and painful.

- Yeah, it's a little bit like-- hey!

- [Bryan] Softer.

- Like, am I pregnant or have I just

had a few too many burgers.

- But anyway, guys, if you want to head

over to Cassie's channel, she did a full

24 hour challenge, and it's super funny.

So, make sure you guys go check it out.

And I did a 24 hour challenge as well.

So make sure you click the iCard to check

that out too.

And I actually, think it'd be fun

to maybe do a pregnancy challenge together.

- [Bryan] Oh, comment down below, suggestions

that they could do together.

That'd be super cool.

- Oh, yeah, and thumbs up this video

if you're excited to see Auntie actually get pregnant.

- [Bryan] Yeah.

- Because that's going to happen one day.

- It is some day.

- [Bryan] That's going to be cool.


Ross : Hey, Mon? Mon, look who I ran into!

Ross : Oh, my God, Rachel!

-God, you look terrific! -So do you!

Rachel : -Did you lose weight? -You are so sweet to notice.


Sheldon : Three thousand hours.

Sheldon : Three thousand hours clicking on that mouse,

Sheldon : collecting weapons and gold.

Sheldon : It's almost as if it was a huge waste of time.

Howard : Whoever did this knew what they were doing.

Howard : He got in and out of your account in under

Howard : 15 minutes, transferred all your stuff,

Howard : and didn't leave a digital fingerprint.

Sheldon : Oh!

Sheldon : There isn't enough chamomile tea in the world

Sheldon : to quell the rage in my heart.

Raj : Hold on. I'm talking to an orc

Raj : under the bridge in Thunder Bluff

Raj : who says if we pay him, he'll help us track down your things.


Marino : but I didn't see who was inside.

Ballistics is checking your nine.

Beckett : You better hope it's not a match.

SIGHS

Gates : What do you think?


And then, the lamb was lowered down

before getting covered in a mesh and placed in a pan,

before preparing the ultra Balochi chicken.

And here we go.

We've got another box of chicken.

So not only are we having this VIP goat,

but we're gonna get the VIP chicken.

The VIP chicken?

- VIP chicken, VIP goat.

- VIP chicken, VIP goat?

And it's gonna go right in there, guys.

Should be good.

And the oven is almost ready now.

And we're dropping a pan in there.

Ooh, it's a really hot fire pit.

And here comes the VIP chicken and VIP goat.

Right in there, look at that.

Ooh, right in the pit.

There it is.

That's gonna bake for two hours.

Merci!

Merci!

Thank you.

Merci.

We're gonna seal it with this mud.


Robin : I-I don't understand.

Why would he fire you?

Robin : I don't understand.

Barney : Why would you fire me?