what are you doing oh is it not I'm not

what are you doing oh is it not I'm not a hundred percent sure it would be okay

a hundred percent sure it would be okay

a hundred percent sure it would be okay but are you more excited now this is the

but are you more excited now this is the last time for me to go to school

last time for me to go to school

last time for me to go to school oh just I got a tummy acid oh yeah yeah

oh just I got a tummy acid oh yeah yeah

oh just I got a tummy acid oh yeah yeah how does my hair does mommy feed her hmm

how does my hair does mommy feed her hmm thanks a whole Ches pin but when she's a

thanks a whole Ches pin but when she's a baby

baby

baby she doesn't eat with a spoon did she hey

she doesn't eat with a spoon did she hey what does she do ah she eats her hands

what does she do ah she eats her hands

what does she do ah she eats her hands yeah no she gets mommy's milk wait he

yeah no she gets mommy's milk wait he

yeah no she gets mommy's milk wait he gave that timing is wrong yeah well what

gave that timing is wrong yeah well what the things that mummy the things the

the things that mummy the things the

the things that mummy the things the baby

baby

baby exactly yeah whiteout what if you guys

I cannot wait to watch these little


Just sliced up garlic in your face. Hello, beautiful

Hmm nice crunch of the pizza

Beautiful basil flavor and got that taste of garlic the sauce is a little more tangy than the vodka sauce

This place they really got their dough right if you do a New York Pizza blind taste test

You know which one Rubirosa is just from the dough. It's just spectacular

Rogers a beautiful shell I really don't want to be eating a whole piece of before I head out to five more places

But yeah, this is gonna be gone and although I'm gonna feel full

It's gonna be a great start to this pizza day. Yeah told you guys I was gonna finish this and lastly


and in Chinese that translates to :

the Eastern lotus pond village.

And so you come into this village, its absolutely beautiful.

At the entrance, there is a lotus pond.

And then it's surrounded by rice fields.

It's an ancient Muslim village.

And from what Lucy was telling me,

it's not a touristy village at all,

so there's not like souvenir shops.

It's not like an attraction village.

But it's one of the most well-preserved

Muslim villages in this entire area.

And so we're gonna have a chance to eat,

and then we're gonna have a chance

just to walk around and see.

There's also some very well-preserved mosques as well.

horn honks


Penny : No, I'm dry.

Penny : You're a big crybaby. You start, I'll join in.

Leonard : I am not a crybaby.

Penny : Toy Story 3?

Leonard : The toys were holding hands in a furnace!

Leonard : Look, Arthur lived a full life.

Leonard : And he inspired a lot of people.

Sure, he was my childhood hero, but...

Leonard : ...the fact that I got to work with him,

Leonard : side by side, before he...

Leonard : ...died was...


House : and maybe we'd know what treatment to give,

House : and what treatment would kill him.

House : Unless he's already dead.

Taub : Maybe there's another way.

Brain-computer interface, better known as BCI.

Taub : The goal is to get you to move that cursor with your mind.

Taub : When you think "up", the computer records the pattern.

Taub : Think "up" enough times, it eventually learns what you're thinking.

Taub : So, start thinking "up."


Wilson : Because you're not as big a jerk as everyone thinks.

House : Yes, I am.

Wilson : No, you're not.

House : I just made a $10,000 short sale on a stock I know is gonna crash

House : because of what I saw a grief-stricken dad do on his son's deathbed.

Wilson : No, you didn't.

House : Yes, I did.

Wilson : You are a jerk.

House : She's making a mistake.

Wilson : So you did it for her?

House : She's a good doctor.

Wilson : So you did it for you?

House : I'm not the one in charge any more.

Wilson : So you did it for Foreman?

She's a smoking-hot, newly-single bisexual.


Penny : Um, yeah. Starting with the champagne a little early, aren't you?

Raj : It was in the limo. They sent a limo. I have a limo.

I just love saying "limo." Here.

Raj : - Sip on this while you're getting ready. - Oh, I'm ready.


oh yeah that's good there little little

oh yeah that's good there little little small bites a little bit slimy and then

small bites a little bit slimy and then

small bites a little bit slimy and then as you suck the shell you get that

as you suck the shell you get that

as you suck the shell you get that flavor of the charcoal of the of the

flavor of the charcoal of the of the

flavor of the charcoal of the of the grill plus a little bit of a like a lime

grill plus a little bit of a like a lime chili saltiness Oh

oh yeah that's awesome that is like a

oh yeah that's awesome that is like a

oh yeah that's awesome that is like a mixture of salt and pepper and it's just

mixture of salt and pepper and it's just light and salty of course but really

light and salty of course but really

light and salty of course but really really good oh it's that light bit of

really good oh it's that light bit of

really good oh it's that light bit of seasoning complements it so well oh wow

seasoning complements it so well oh wow

seasoning complements it so well oh wow those tacos almost have like a mushroom

those tacos almost have like a mushroom

those tacos almost have like a mushroom we like texture to them yeah that's what

we like texture to them yeah that's what they taste like they're like they're

they taste like they're like they're

they taste like they're like they're like mushroom texture they have that

like mushroom texture they have that

like mushroom texture they have that kind of slightly silky rubberiness to

kind of slightly silky rubberiness to

kind of slightly silky rubberiness to them they're delicious they're really


House : It was stupid.

House : Let me tell you a story about a patient.

A patient we'll call Fusan.

Chase : Because Sam had rushed his tests,

Chase : we were able to get them into surgery that afternoon.

Chase : Dr. Ayersman performed the live-donor transplant.

Chase : He resected the right lobe, hepatic vein,

Chase : and hepatic artery of Sam's liver,

Chase : and transplanted it into Kayla.

Chase : The operation was a success.

Chase : Kayla and Sam continued to receive routine care.

Chase : Two months later, she came by for an exam.

July 24, be precise. You did the exam?

Chase : Honestly, I just wanted... "Honestly"?

Stacy : So you've been lying up until now?

Chase : Let's make a deal. I won't use the word "honestly",

Chase : and you'll quit stopping by to see House

Chase : so you don't take it out on me afterwards. How about that?

Chase : I wanted to be as far away from Kayla as possible.

And House was rubbing my nose in it.

Chase : How are the girls?

Kayla : They're great.

Kayla : Dory had her first crush, which was cute.

Sam : Oh, yeah?

Kayla : And then her first sort of breakup,

Kayla : which was not so cute.


Flanagan must've planted Bardot in the NYPD as his mole.

Beckett : For all we know, he's been grooming Bardot

Beckett : since he was a kid in the old neighborhood.

But what I don't get is if Bardot was working for Flanagan,

Ryan : why did Bardot bring a gun to the meeting?


Oh, here's little Ben falling asleep.

A little bit later. Is he gonna sleep?

Is he gonna sleep? Is he gonna?

Yep, out like a light!

This sure trumps the "Has he pooped?" series.

Ross, we love him, okay?

But right now he's just a little fat guy.

How excited can we get?

-What you got? -400 pictures of Ben on a rug.


...these cultures and my accompanying notes...

Sheldon : ...will give them a fighting chance.

Leonard : I'm going back to bed.

- Wait, put this in the bathroom. - What for?

Sheldon : I need to measure my fluid intake and output...

Sheldon : ...to make sure my kidneys aren't shutting down.

Leonard : I mix pancake batter in this.

Sheldon : No, that measuring cup has always been for urine.

Leonard : You had time to make a label for everything in this apartment...

...including the label-maker...

...but you didn't have 10 seconds to make one that said, "Urine cup"?

Sheldon : It's right here on the bottom.

Leonard : Huh.

Leonard : I guess I owe the Betty Crocker Company a letter of apology.

[COUGHING]


Alexis : I think it's coming down.

Castle : Well, I'd like to be there when it does.

Beckett : Yeah, I'd like you to be there, too.

Castle : Only, without the zombie makeup.

I don't know, I think that the zombie makeup suits you, Castle.

Castle : Yeah, I make it work.

BECKETT LAUGHS

Tomorrow?

Tomorrow.

SCREECHING SCREAMING


Bailey : Your concern, sick people. All these sick people, until I get back.

Bailey : - Understand? - Dr. Bailey.

Meredith : Did a consult in trauma one. The guy has a perf. Can I scrub in?

Bailey : No, you cannot scrub in. You're here with O'Malley for now.

Meredith : Hey, what's wrong with Izzie?

Beds seven through 13. Start with eight.

George : He doesn't have much bladder control.

Burke : While Dr. Marlow is preparing the surgical area,

I will examine the donor heart.

Actually, I'll examine the donor heart.

Colin : I want to be sure the IVC orifice is oversewn.


Sheldon : Oh, that's a rather earthy cologne.

Sheldon : My uncle used to wear that.

Sheldon : Perhaps we can enjoy one last meal together before Leonard returns.

Penny : Yeah, thanks, but I kind of feel like eating alone tonight, so--

Sheldon : Are you sure? With your Italian pizza and my Chinese noodles,

Sheldon : we could play Marco Polo.

Sheldon : I mean, of course, a reenactment of a meal

Sheldon : in the life of Marco Polo the Venetian explorer,

Sheldon : not Marco Polo the terrifying water sport.

Penny : Uh, yeah. It sounds fun, but no thanks.

Penny : Have a good night!


the oil they fry it on the hot plate

the oil they fry it on the hot plate then he puts on some cheese and that's


and actually I feel like this is a

and actually I feel like this is a really nice for one of our calendar

really nice for one of our calendar

really nice for one of our calendar shoot pictures there are three boxes

shoot pictures there are three boxes

shoot pictures there are three boxes they're all scented and they all come

they're all scented and they all come

they're all scented and they all come wrapped individually like this how cool

wrapped individually like this how cool

wrapped individually like this how cool is that

is that

is that so I'm going to finish opening there's a

so I'm going to finish opening there's a lot of stuff because there's four kids

lot of stuff because there's four kids

lot of stuff because there's four kids now so you know finish unwrapping and

now so you know finish unwrapping and

now so you know finish unwrapping and then I'll show you guys everything that

then I'll show you guys everything that

then I'll show you guys everything that we got at Ser who do you like more

we got at Ser who do you like more

we got at Ser who do you like more Francesca or Lily you chose Baba give me


House : Hey, Harriet the Spy,

It takes two to not tango.

House : So, either it's a new symptom that will help us save her life,

House : or it's a complete waste of time.

House : Figure out which is fried, the bacon or the eggs.

Chase : I'll start the hormone work-up.


oh oh oh

oh oh oh Marga you always think it you're

Marga you always think it you're

Marga you always think it you're thinking it's no no no we see the very


House : Guess this must be yours, then.

House : Can you think of anything else she might've lied to you about?

Any drugs she gave up when she married you?

Chase : How are you feeling, sir?

Chase : Mr. Arrington?

Amy : What's going on?

Chase : His heart's not pumping enough blood to his brain.

We're gonna have to give it some help. Get the balloon ready.

House : Do you use this drawer?

Donald : No, that's for her vitamins.

House : And sleeping pills.

Donald : She never took sleeping pills.

Okay.

House : You on a diet?

No.

Donald : I guess you never really know someone, do you?

House : Quite the insight.

She lied to you about her hair color

House : and didn't want you to know she thought she was fat.

House : Unless you never lied to her about anything that huge,

House : I think you can probably let those slide.

Foreman : Diet pills could have messed her up.

Raised the liver enzymes and caused the bellyache.

House : Not the fever.

Foreman : Maybe something else set off the fever.

House : Like what?


- More saffron.

- Oh, wow!

Hamid speaks in foreign language

Mmh, it's sweet, it's like sweet saffron, lamb,

ice cream, whipped cream all together in one bite.


which I believe is already combined with the coconut milk we can be good but you

the coconut milk we can be good but you

the coconut milk we can be good but you do see a little bit of curdled coconut

do see a little bit of curdled coconut

do see a little bit of curdled coconut milk it's a very like yellowy orange

milk it's a very like yellowy orange

milk it's a very like yellowy orange color and then again the final step he


Lily : And then, once you've cleaned up all the oceans and saved the planet,

Lily : you know, like, a year from now,

Lily : then we'll start a family.

Barney : I don't know.

Marshall : So far, in the name of saving the planet,

Marshall : I've ruined your night, I practically broke Wendy's back.

Marshall : And I got Meeker fired. The guy must hate me.

Lily : Meeker doesn't hate you.

Meeker hated him, all right.

After all, Marshall was the one who got him fired.

Meeker knew we all hung out at MacLaren's.

So that night, he went there to confront Marshall.

But as luck would have it...

Meeker : - Are you guys... - Closed. Sorry.


Oh welcome to Mars we found the first

Oh welcome to Mars we found the first water on planet Mars hey nothing like

water on planet Mars hey nothing like

water on planet Mars hey nothing like this exists where I live and this is

this exists where I live and this is

this exists where I live and this is just off the side of the road just pull

just off the side of the road just pull

just off the side of the road just pull off Park hang out swim snorkel

off Park hang out swim snorkel

off Park hang out swim snorkel play come on little girl climate climate

play come on little girl climate climate this is romantic out here I can just

this is romantic out here I can just

this is romantic out here I can just confess my love to you right now oh gosh


hey is just like the sauce of life in

hey is just like the sauce of life in Bhutan oh it's so good you can eat it

Bhutan oh it's so good you can eat it

Bhutan oh it's so good you can eat it with everything and it just tastes good

with everything and it just tastes good

with everything and it just tastes good with everything and what I love is that

with everything and what I love is that

with everything and what I love is that many of these restaurants or maybe all

many of these restaurants or maybe all

many of these restaurants or maybe all the restaurants they all make their own

the restaurants they all make their own

the restaurants they all make their own as a sauce so it's fresh

as a sauce so it's fresh

as a sauce so it's fresh the taste is marvelous and yeah it's

the taste is marvelous and yeah it's

the taste is marvelous and yeah it's just a an ultimate enhancer and then we

just a an ultimate enhancer and then we

just a an ultimate enhancer and then we just got a half order of the chow mein

just got a half order of the chow mein

just got a half order of the chow mein with beef which are stir-fried noodles

with beef which are stir-fried noodles

with beef which are stir-fried noodles there are little pieces of beef in here

there are little pieces of beef in here

there are little pieces of beef in here there's carrots I think there's some

there's carrots I think there's some

there's carrots I think there's some spinach the beef is crunchy and then

spinach the beef is crunchy and then

spinach the beef is crunchy and then just those little pieces of carrot and

just those little pieces of carrot and

just those little pieces of carrot and cabbage to give it that kind of like

cabbage to give it that kind of like

cabbage to give it that kind of like fresh touch to it ya know there it has

fresh touch to it ya know there it has

fresh touch to it ya know there it has to taste deep load of ride noodles and

to taste deep load of ride noodles and

to taste deep load of ride noodles and then this is some kind of green sauce in

then this is some kind of green sauce in a bottle I'm not sure exactly what it is


Whoo! I feel ten pounds lighter.

Penny : Okay, you know what? I give up. I'm going to bed.

Sheldon : Here's something else

Sheldon : -you just hurt my feelings. -What did I do?

Sheldon : I opened up and shared something deeply upsetting to me,

Sheldon : and you treated it as if it were nothing.

Penny : -I didn't think it was a big deal. -It is to me, that's the point.

Penny : Sheldon, you are right. I'm really sorry.

Penny : -I should've known better. -Your apology is accepted.

Penny : Thank you. How about a hug?

Sheldon : -How about a hearty handshake? -Come on.

Sheldon : Now I know how you felt getting mauled by that sex-crazed gorilla.


like just another walk in the bokram is

like just another walk in the bokram is you do it all right give me a lay of the

you do it all right give me a lay of the land man like what's going on over your

land man like what's going on over your

land man like what's going on over your office we got the motocross and then I'm

office we got the motocross and then I'm looking at like some crazy toy you

looking at like some crazy toy you

looking at like some crazy toy you landrum with wheels on it so you guys go

landrum with wheels on it so you guys go down yeah come on I've seen some of it I

down yeah come on I've seen some of it I think I've seen this couch dummy so they

think I've seen this couch dummy so they go off that mega ramp with the couch

go off that mega ramp with the couch

go off that mega ramp with the couch cooler and a in a barrel no they had no


Leonard : But we were thinking more of us maybe living together with...

Leonard : ...not you.


It just disappears.

It's so good.

- You could mistaken it for chocolate cake.

Oh wow.

- It's not overpowering, the flavor of the maize.

- No, not at all.

- But you get a hint of it, and it's just--

- Almost like a floral, a hint of a floral taste.

- Something completely new.

- But even then, it's not overpowering, yeah.

I wanna try a little bite of this chili

that she just brought out.

That's the aji?

- Aji limo. - Aji limo.

- That's the one you usually put on ceviches.


Cuddy : Delivering goodwill to yet another continent.

House : You only forced me to deliver a speech, not goodwill.

Cuddy : You gave a three-minute speech.

Cuddy : You know how much WHO accreditation means to the hospital?

Well, it may have been short, but it had girth.

Cuddy : And the room service thing was just spiteful.

House : I was hungry. $300 for a bottle of wine.

House : I was thirsty.

$120 on video services.

House : I was lonely.

That's 500 in expenses I can't justify.

House : Don't worry. I'll take care of it.

Right.

Here you are, sir. You're welcome.

Welcome aboard, Mr. House.

Keo : You're right here in 2-A.

Keo : Ms. Cuddy you're in the next cabin and to the left, 9-C.

Cuddy : No, I booked two first-class tickets.

Cuddy : This must be a mistake. No mistake.

I just arranged for a $500 fare reduction.

House : Expense problem solved.

Wilson : Where did you travel? Duluth.


Chase : Her arms spasm uncontrollably and there's a mild facial twitch.

Demonstration?

Foreman [impatiently.] : You wanna know what it looks like, go see the patient.

Oh, snarky. Was he like this the whole time I was gone?

The patient's been on a fertility regimen for the last 13 months.

Cam : Excess estrogen in the system could explain...

House [holding Up An Empty Box.] : Who finished the animal crackers?

Foreman : Sudden movement disorder could be a symptom of Huntington's.

House [sarcastic Motherly Voice.] : If you finish something, don't just put back the empty box, throw it out.

Huntington's takes a day to confirm.

Cam : We should put her on tamoxifen in case it is the fertility meds,

Cam : counteract the estrogen.

That's a great idea if you wanna kill her baby.


speaking in a foreign language

- [Man] We have persimmon, okay?

A big fruit.

- Persimmon, yes.

- But there is a white one in the forest,

and usually the locals collect it.

- So it's like crunchy rice.

So this is a special dessert to end our meal,

which she has made.

speaking in a foreign language

crunching

Mm.


Ted : This is awesome.

Marshall : I can't believe this moment's finally here.

Marshall : One more mile and my little boy turns 200,000.

Ted : Your baby fiero's grown into a really old man fiero.

Ted : And just like an old man, leaks fluid, smells stale,

Ted : Makes weird noises out the back.

Marshall : Yeah, he does.


First casualty of this case is her sense of humor.

That's weird. There's nothing funnier than almost killing a guy.

Patient : I'm just having trouble getting up those steps.

Foreman : - When did you start noticing? - Oh, a week ago.

Foreman : Your blood pressure's a little high.

I've got something new that should help you out.

It combines a nitrate with a blood pressure pill.

Foreman : It's targeted to African-Americans.

Targeted?

Foreman : Yeah. Well, see, we tend to have nitric oxide deficiencies.

And the studies show this drug counteracts that problem.

Foreman : It's the first drug to...

Patient : What kind of studies you talking about?

Foreman : What kind of studies are there?

Foreman : They get some patients. They give them some drugs.


Monica : I'm so glad you're home. We can finally organize these photos.


- Kebab.

This is one of the places that

I really wanted to come in Islamabad,

so Ali and I came here-- - All these are made

by my brother. - Okay, the kebabs.

- He is professional.

He has been in Dubai for training people.

- Wow.

- Yeah, he is younger than me,

but he knows very much about kebabs,

very much. - And when did your,

your family came from Afghanistan?

- Maybe it's about 37 years.

- With the fan going,

he's just working those kebabs.

The meat aroma, the smoke

is just going all the way down the--

- 30 years, that I'm making this--

- You've been making kebab

for 30 years? - Yeah,

I was at the age of six.

When we reached here,

I started making kebabs. - Start making kebabs

at the age of six.

I can't stand myself any longer.

We've gotta try these kebabs.

- Why don't you have dinner with us?


After that life changing feast,

we made our way to the countryside on our little eBike

in search of a specialty stuffed flatbread,

famous in Xizhou, the Xizhou baba,

and found some beautiful villages and scenery along the way.

We are on our way to Xizhou and we are exploring

these old, ancient Bai neighborhoods.

It's absolutely beautiful, the architecture here

is stunning.

We're almost there and then we're gonna get

a specialty snack.

Let's check it out.

All right, we just in to Xizhou

and there I see what we want, it's right here.


Penny : Let's just take the test.

Leonard : No, no, no, I don't want to.

Penny : Oh, well, 'cause you know we're gonna do bad.

Leonard : Because it doesn't matter.

Sheldon : I don't care if we're a ten or a two.

Sheldon : Or a one. A one is possible.

Leonard : Marriage is scary.

Leonard : You're scared, I'm scared.

Leonard : But it doesn't make me not want to do it.

It-it just...

Leonard : makes me want to hold your hand and do it with you.

Howard : Leonard...

Amy : It would make me so happy if you said things like that.

Sheldon : We got an eight-point-two.

Sheldon : Trust me, you're happy.

Mm! I love how they put a waterfall at center field.


- We do? - Uh-huh. Look.


- Ah Ful. - Yeah.

- [Man's Voice] Green beans.

They're Fava beans.

- [Mark] Fava beans, right.

- [Chef] That is Shanklish

- [Mark] Okay. Cheese.

- It's cheese yeah.

- Oh man he is a master just reaching in for even like,

I mean he, he's looking at the, our order and other orders

and he dishes out the salads.

But then he still decorates them,

adds on the different seasonings tops into it

with mint and parsley with lime wedges.

With whatever it goes with.

Oh this is so cool.

laughs What a beautiful, bright, colorful display cabinet


chilli and so the just the food is on

chilli and so the just the food is on another level of heat it's so awesome

another level of heat it's so awesome

another level of heat it's so awesome for spicy food lovers that I am NOT

for spicy food lovers that I am NOT

for spicy food lovers that I am NOT wrong this morning was probably one of

wrong this morning was probably one of

wrong this morning was probably one of my favorite dishes ever

my favorite dishes ever

my favorite dishes ever and then there's hello my bye

and then there's hello my bye

and then there's hello my bye and then just walking around today about

and then just walking around today about to it was so peaceful

to it was so peaceful

to it was so peaceful fantastic day trip I would have loved to

fantastic day trip I would have loved to spend a few nights there and relax but

spend a few nights there and relax but

spend a few nights there and relax but we just take a day trip from Letham and

we just take a day trip from Letham and

we just take a day trip from Letham and then this hidden gem back here I mean

then this hidden gem back here I mean

then this hidden gem back here I mean it's very well known but it's so off the

it's very well known but it's so off the beaten path

beaten path

beaten path that is spectacular food eating in

that is spectacular food eating in

that is spectacular food eating in Lombok so I'm gonna end the video right

Lombok so I'm gonna end the video right

Lombok so I'm gonna end the video right now thank you so much for watching this

now thank you so much for watching this

now thank you so much for watching this video please remember to give it a

video please remember to give it a

video please remember to give it a thumbs up if you enjoyed it also I'd


Imagine if Carol hadn't realized she was a lesbian.

I can't. I keep seeing it the good way.

I bet I'd still be doing my karate.

Towards the end of our marriage, I did a lot of karate to release the tension...

from not doing anything else physical.


you must out the fish go leave oh no oh

you must out the fish go leave oh no oh we forgot about the fish Hungaria go


wait it's for mommy on daddy's birthday

wait it's for mommy on daddy's birthday

wait it's for mommy on daddy's birthday doesn't sound exciting for daddy what I

doesn't sound exciting for daddy what I

doesn't sound exciting for daddy what I can't guess the only downside to putting

can't guess the only downside to putting the kids to that first before eating is

the kids to that first before eating is

the kids to that first before eating is you got so hungry I just ate like so

you got so hungry I just ate like so

you got so hungry I just ate like so much of our dinner like cold just cuz I

much of our dinner like cold just cuz I

much of our dinner like cold just cuz I couldn't I'm so hungry

couldn't I'm so hungry

couldn't I'm so hungry before it's even might been served and

before it's even might been served and

before it's even might been served and warmed up and then you end up having

warmed up and then you end up having

warmed up and then you end up having like a dinner and a half which is

like a dinner and a half which is

like a dinner and a half which is ridiculous

ridiculous

ridiculous look at the mess of like needs and

look at the mess of like needs and

look at the mess of like needs and wellies and shoes and stuff because it's

wellies and shoes and stuff because it's just so muddy and you go out


Sheldon : Captain Kirk won.

Penny : Kirk cheated.

Sheldon : Impressive that you know that.

Sheldon : It's hard to believe

Sheldon : I'm actually having this conversation with you.

Penny : Right there with you.

Sheldon : Kirk beat the Kobayashi Maru by reprogramming the simulator.

Sheldon : That's it. What?

Sheldon : I'll reprogram Howard. What...?

Penny : Sheldon, you can't reprogram people.

No, you can't reprogram people.

Sheldon : To James Tiberius Kirk.


Whoa. Whoa. Easy, easy there.

I hate to state the obviou but we're kind of joined a the hip here.

Beckett : Okay, let's ju st get up. Come on.

Castle : Are you always like this in the morning?

BECKETT SIGHS

Castle : This is...

Castle : This is awkward. Yeah.

Castle : They couldn't just handcuff us Midnight Runstyle?

Beckett : Wait a minute, Ryan did run our guy through missing persons.

Beckett : And there wasn't a match. Then what?

Then Ryan asked me

Castle : if he spent Thanksgiving at his family's house,

Castle : did that mean he had to spend Christmas at Jenny's family's house.

Beckett : Castle, I'm talking about our case.

Castle : If you want me to reconstruct it, I'd have to do it in order.

Beckett : Okay, fine,

burned fingerprints, suffocated, needle marks...

Lanie : The morgue. We went to the morgue.

Lanie : I told you. It's none of your business.

Castle : Of course it's none of my business, that's why I want to know.

Castle : Know what?

CASTLE : What she and Esposito were fighting about.

Lanie : It's none of your business.

Castle : That's the point.

Beckett : Where are we?

Lanie : No ID yet, but his hands have calluses,

Lanie : so most likely he had a job that required physical labor.

Beckett : What about fingerprints?

Outer skin's too damaged.

Lanie : But I may be able to macerate the skin,

Lanie : pull some from the undersi of the epidural layer.

Castle : You can do that?

Lanie : Yes, in some cases, but it's gonna take a couple of days.

Beckett : In the meantime, I did find this.

Lanie : It was tucked in the fold of his pants pocket.


Tritter : They're idiots.

Twenty-year-olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their oil filters,

House : which they should do more often.

Foreman : Sorry. Ridiculous of me to draw a conclusion

Foreman : based on actually observing them.

Foreman : I should have just depended on your misanthropic view of human nature.

Chase : Gonorrhea explains all their symptoms.

Fitzhugh-Curtis syndrome for her belly pain,

Chase : costochondritis and bladder infection for his chest and abdominal pain.

Good.

House : Now go rub their lying, cheating privates with a cotton swab.

Jeremy : Why would you want to look at our...

Tracy : Is this because of the condoms?

Tracy : You found them in his jacket, figured he was hiding something from me.

Tracy : I thought I was pregnant last month. It kind of freaked me out.

Tracy : I'm way too young to have kids.

Foreman : So you just wanted to be extra-cautious?

Chase : Wish one of us had figured that out, stuck to his guns.

We've still gotta check you both.

Jeremy : She's the only girlfriend I've ever had.

House : She's the love of... Please don't say it.

Jeremy : I can't say I love my wife?

We're still going to test you.

What is it? I'm white?

Foreman : Yeah, that's it.

Jer, I wish you would stop it. You're really embarrassing.

Jeremy : Everybody thinks they're so liberal, but I see how they look at us.

Jeremy : White and black, especially black.

Jeremy : I'm sorry, Trace, but it's true.


Sorry.

Rachel : Well, this is romantic.

I'm sorry. This has never happened to me before.

Joey : I'm an expert at taking off bras. I could do it with one hand.

I could do it with my eyes closed. Once I just looked at one...

Joey : ...and it popped open.

Joey : - I blame your bra. - It's a standard-issue bra clasp.

Joey : Then I blame you. Yeah. That's right. You threw me off with all your slapping.

Okay, look, I'm really sorry about that, Joey.

But do you think maybe, on some leveI, you don't want to take off my bra?

No, I don't have another leveI.


What?

Rachel : I didn't have a good time in Greece!

Rachel : Ross abandoned me!

Rachel : I couldn't get a plane out. I had to stay in their suite!

People came up to me going, "Mrs. Geller! Why are you cry?"

I mean, it was so humiliating!

Rachel : I felt like such an idiot!

Rachel : It's all my fault. You know why?

Rachel : Because I make very bad decisions.

Chandler : Oh, that's not true.

Yes, it is true. I went after Ross in stupid London!

Phoebe : London is stupid! Stupid!

I put on a cheerleading outfit to seduce Joshua.

Then I lost him because I asked him to marry me after four dates.

And then I went to Greece on somebody else's honeymoon. Okay?

Do those sound like very good decisions to you?


no got that sort of like cowboy music

no got that sort of like cowboy music

no got that sort of like cowboy music country singer let going I got a cold

country singer let going I got a cold

country singer let going I got a cold winter luck oh yeah wearing the winter


I panicked, all right? She took me by surprise.

Ross : But it wasn't a total loss. We ended up cuddling.

Joey : You cuddled? How many times?

Ross : Shut up. It was nice.

Ross : I don't think I'm a dirty-talking kind of guy.

Just say what you wanna do to her. Or what you want her to do to you.

Or what other people might be doing to each other.

Joey : I'll tell you what. Try something on me.

Ross : Please be kidding.

Joey : Why not?

Joey : Just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now.

Ross : I'm in my apartment....

Joey : -Yeah, what else? -You're not there.

Ross : -We're not having this conversation. -All right, I'll start. Ready?


well that's pretty good actually we just landed in Calcutta and unfortunately as


Chandler : We still got it.

Rachel : -Who is it? -Gavin. l brought you some soup.

-Why? -l heard you were sick.

Oh, right! Hold on, let me just clean up in here a little bit.


Penny : You really didn't have to...

Penny : Whoa!


Joey : ...we too can share and love and have...

Joey : ...and receive."

Chandler : Should we call the spitter?

Carol : - Hey, Rachel. - Hi.

What a surprise. What are you doing here?

Rachel : I was just in the neighborhood...

Rachel : ...and I passed by your building and thought, "What's up with Carol...

Rachel : ...and sweet little Ben?"

- That's nice. Well, come on in. - Okay.

I'll make some coffee and we can chat.

I'd love that. I would love that.

Rachel : So where is sweet little Ben?

Rachel : I would love to have a little...


You do realize I'm gonna have to punish you a little first.

Beckett : Naked punishing?


three months off in the summertime

three months off in the summertime that's crazy

that's crazy

that's crazy our kids are all you just completed

our kids are all you just completed

our kids are all you just completed halftime we've another full half term to

halftime we've another full half term to go well yeah I hope you enjoyed it am

go well yeah I hope you enjoyed it am

go well yeah I hope you enjoyed it am and I don't know if you guys can

and I don't know if you guys can

and I don't know if you guys can watching me I was talking out of it this

watching me I was talking out of it this is like I don't know if you guys watch

is like I don't know if you guys watch

is like I don't know if you guys watch us on Instagram and into stories

us on Instagram and into stories

us on Instagram and into stories sometimes I just can't believe how many

sometimes I just can't believe how many

sometimes I just can't believe how many people watch the incest stories that I

people watch the incest stories that I

people watch the incest stories that I make and put up pictures and stuff like

make and put up pictures and stuff like

make and put up pictures and stuff like that like you know I've been on I've

that like you know I've been on I've

that like you know I've been on I've been on social media for 10 years and

been on social media for 10 years and

been on social media for 10 years and I've watched so many platforms come on

I've watched so many platforms come on

I've watched so many platforms come on and go away and come and go and and

and go away and come and go and and

and go away and come and go and and platforms that have emerged on platforms

platforms that have emerged on platforms I've like you know really done well on

I've like you know really done well on

I've like you know really done well on the platforms that I haven't really done

the platforms that I haven't really done well on at all and the whole time I was

well on at all and the whole time I was

well on at all and the whole time I was really paying attention when Instagram

really paying attention when Instagram

really paying attention when Instagram and then recently I really enjoy making

and then recently I really enjoy making

and then recently I really enjoy making innocent stories and stuff like that and

innocent stories and stuff like that and then I started kind of noticing the

then I started kind of noticing the

then I started kind of noticing the analytics so I was like oh my let me


London was a lot smaller than this like

London was a lot smaller than this like I wait for this test than our apartment

I wait for this test than our apartment

I wait for this test than our apartment in London it's bigger it's more areas

today's the last day the last time you

today's the last day the last time you

today's the last day the last time you will ever see the blood Cadiz in this

will ever see the blood Cadiz in this

will ever see the blood Cadiz in this house so yeah guys last time last time

house so yeah guys last time last time

house so yeah guys last time last time in this house today what Nina's first

in this house today what Nina's first

in this house today what Nina's first time making a frozen pizza now I have

time making a frozen pizza now I have

time making a frozen pizza now I have turns the oven on for you put it at the

turns the oven on for you put it at the

turns the oven on for you put it at the right temperature everything's ready all

right temperature everything's ready all I need to do is take that out oh we need

I need to do is take that out oh we need to get rid of stuff in the fridge or we

to get rid of stuff in the fridge or we

to get rid of stuff in the fridge or we turn out that salmon are we keeping it

turn out that salmon are we keeping it

turn out that salmon are we keeping it are they like they're frozen gone off

are they like they're frozen gone off

are they like they're frozen gone off she frozen done off is different welcome

she frozen done off is different welcome and it's the window you have to remember

and it's the window you have to remember in this at night time so you won't be

in this at night time so you won't be

in this at night time so you won't be able to see how much the later gets but

able to see how much the later gets but

able to see how much the later gets but this is bathroom nice big fridge big


- [Bryan] Yeah, thinking about texting your girlfriend?

Hey, Ollie, do you have a crush?

- Yeah, I don't know. - You don't know?

gasps He has neither confirmed nor denied.

laughs Sometimes they act so weird

after they get home from school.

I swear, it's like they're just

like calm before the storm laughs .

gentle music

- [Ollie] Hey, Finn, look what I found.

- [Finn] Wow.

- [Ollie] Let's go fill this with water.

And prank mommy and daddy.

- [Finn] Yeah.

gentle music


Leonard : What about it?

Well, the thing is, the date didn't go that well.

Oh. Too bad. You know...

Leonard : I guess the thing to do now is, you know, pick yourself up.

Dust yourself off, forget it. Move on.

- I can't do that. - Why the hell not?

Because we're going out again tomorrow.

Excuse me, Stuart?

Sheldon : - Have you read the new Flash? - No.

Sheldon : Well, I have, and it will knock your socks off.

Sheldon : Good luck getting them back on.

Anyway, I figure this is probably my last shot with Penny...

- ...and I don't wanna screw it up. - Oh, nobody wants that.

So here's my question :

Stuart : It's the second date. You think she'll be expecting things to get physical?

Leonard : Oh, gee.

Yeah, my initial reaction is no.

But, you know, let me think about it and get back to you, okay?

Stuart : Okay. So you'll give me a call?

- Yeah, or you call me. - Great.

Leonard : Or nobody calls anyone.

Raj : Interesting, Penny's current suitor asking advice from her former suitor.

Yeah, thanks for closed-captioning my pain, Raj.

You wanna make sure he gets nowhere with Penny...

Howard : ...without jeopardizing your friendship with either of them?


new pop mister sorry

look at the fimo

not astroturf now just take it to the

not astroturf now just take it to the

not astroturf now just take it to the airplane my friend I good Matt wait

airplane my friend I good Matt wait

airplane my friend I good Matt wait don't put that in the bus don't put it

don't put that in the bus don't put it

don't put that in the bus don't put it on the bus oh well he's going to the bus

on the bus oh well he's going to the bus how that you cling to the past finish

how that you cling to the past finish

how that you cling to the past finish I'm not he's gotten past us

I'm not he's gotten past us

I'm not he's gotten past us okay looks like

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] I've got treetops under my hand of God


Chandler : She's on the other line. She's gonna call me back.

Chandler : She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back.

Monica : -Don't you have to pee? -That's why I'm dancing.


Please, don't make a scene.

There's nobody here.

Joanna : Sophie, get in here.


Gael : He was getting closer.

Gael : They say to escape

Gael : You punch a shark in the nose.

Gael : But I said,

"brother shark,"

Gael : We are both children

"From the same earth mother."

Gael : And that's all I remember until the hospital.

That guy. Yeah.

Barney : That guy.

Ted : Look at how easy he has it.

Barney : You and me, we have to bend over backwards

Barney : To get a woman to, well, bend over backwards.

Barney : But that guy...

Barney : Every woman in the bar is hanging

Barney : On his every slightly mispronounced word.

Barney : And why?

Ted : He's better looking than us.

Ted : No.

Barney : Because he's from out of town.

With and accent and an innocent smile,

You don't even have to try. Yeah.

Ted : You're leaving in a couple of days.

Ted : God, I wish we were tourists. Yeah.

Barney : Actually...

Barney : You know where I've been meaning to visit?


Sheldon : So I guess there's two things I can't tell you.

Leonard : I wish there were more.

Sheldon : Good night.

Sheldon : - I'm sorry, this is really important. - What is it?


okay and then you know if just a pretty

okay and then you know if just a pretty normal typical bathroom come on out into

normal typical bathroom come on out into the main room this is the bedroom the

the main room this is the bedroom the

the main room this is the bedroom the living room

living room

living room the basically everything room the the

the basically everything room the the

the basically everything room the the space where you're gonna spend most of

space where you're gonna spend most of

space where you're gonna spend most of your time hanging out and of course

your time hanging out and of course

your time hanging out and of course sleeping but yeah there's space for two

sleeping but yeah there's space for two

sleeping but yeah there's space for two beds so if you didn't have two beds in

beds so if you didn't have two beds in

beds so if you didn't have two beds in here you'd have other space for maybe a

here you'd have other space for maybe a

here you'd have other space for maybe a little office or a little desk or or

little office or a little desk or or

little office or a little desk or or something normally I like to do a bit of

something normally I like to do a bit of a especially a hotels I like to jump

a especially a hotels I like to jump

a especially a hotels I like to jump into the bed too to get the full bed


CHIEF : - Back already? - I never left.

DEREK : I did a craniotomy on a ruptured saccular aneurism.

CHIEF : I've been here all night, too. I wanted to see the autopsy on Duquette.

DEREK : Yeah. You seen Meredith?

DEREK : Dr. Grey. Have you seen Dr. Grey?

CHIEF : Why? What's going on with you?

Can you get somebody to cover my rounds so I can take care of stuff?

Are you free? Dr. Shepherd, there's an incoming head trauma,

BAILEY : and the pit's overcrowded with early flu season.

Giselle Toussant, 42-year-old woman.

DOCTOR : Unrestrained driver of a car that hit a railing.

She was... We were coming to the ER. We were both sick.


I've gotta find out who can take care of Will and Kama.

Foreman : Let's not get ahead of ourselves, okay?

You'll be home yelling at them and kicking their butts before you know it.

FOREMAN SIGHS

Foreman : This kid might be facing a terminal disease,

Foreman : and he's more worried about his brother and sister.

CHASE : Brain stem's clean.

Cameron : Nothing in the midbrain. What's that?

The frontal lobe, upper-right quadrant.

Cameron : I don't see anything. There.

Foreman : It's tiny, but I think it's a tumor.

Chase : That size should be excisable. Why didn't we see it earlier? How could...

Cameron : Oh, God!

Cameron : Axial view. There's another one.

Cameron : Bring up the next slice.

Foreman : They're everywhere.

Foreman : Jack's brain is riddled with tumors.

Foreman : And you know what he's doing? Moaning?

Setting up play dates. Wow, what a guy. Theories?

Cameron : The obvious one, brain cancer destroyed his immune system,

Cameron : left him wide open for these infections.

Foreman : House, you're pathetic.

You'll analyze anyone's faults, hypocrisies, weaknesses,

Foreman : but this kid's got some strength,

Foreman : and all of a sudden there's no time to talk about anything but the medicine.


Teresa : like five minutes after the divorce was final.

Teresa : He had legal bills up the ass.

Teresa : I figured he just needed to spend a little time with his son.

Teresa : So what if he didn't call in sick?

Teresa : I had his back. That's how we do it down here.

Coworker : Hey, Teresa.

All right, already.

Oh.


guys haven't seen the video where we

guys haven't seen the video where we were at the studio last time I'll have

were at the studio last time I'll have

were at the studio last time I'll have it linked above in the high card so be

it linked above in the high card so be

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sure to check it out so you can see how

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this all started but we're gonna get an

this all started but we're gonna get an update on the mural and then we're also

update on the mural and then we're also

update on the mural and then we're also filming something really exciting in the

filming something really exciting in the studio with the boys today something

studio with the boys today something

studio with the boys today something Christmasy themed which is fun and then

Christmasy themed which is fun and then

Christmasy themed which is fun and then we have a Halloween event we're going to

we have a Halloween event we're going to later so it's gonna be a really fun busy

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This is the forks they gave me,

does it look out of the ordinary to you?


Well, gotta run.

Alicia : The guys promised to set up my satellite dish and paint my bedroom.

Alicia : Yay.

Penny : Hey. Hey, can I talk to you about that for a second?

Alicia : About what?

Penny : Well, you know, it's just that Leonard and Howard and Raj...

Penny : ...they aren't like other guys.

Penny : They're special.

Alicia : Okay, they're special, and...?

Let's see. How can I explain this?

Penny : - They don't know how to use their shields. - Shields?

Penny : Yeah, you know, like in Star Trek when you're in battle and you raise the shields?

Penny : Where the hell did that come from?

Penny : Anyways, you know how guys like this are.

Penny : So please don't take advantage of them.


Sheldon : Am I correct in assuming that your attempt...

Sheldon : ...to be accepted by Penny's peers is based on your desire to ensure...

Sheldon : ...your continuing mating privileges with her?

Leonard : Well, I wouldn't put it exactly that way.

Sheldon : How would you put it?

Leonard : Yeah, okay, like you said.

Sheldon : Huh. Seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through for intercourse.

Sheldon : Don't you have access to women who will do it for money?

Sheldon : By the way, another accepted usage for the term "ho."

Leonard : Goodbye, Sheldon.


Ryan : would've been covered with the stuff.

Ryan : Lanie says it's a safe bet that there's traces of it all over the exhibit.

Beckett : Okay, but let's hold him on the death threats.

Beckett : I got a feeling he knows more than he's letting on.

The contents of Medina's phone.


Monica : The Muscles from Brussels? Wham-Bam-Van-Damme?

Monica : Did you see Time Cop?

Rachel : No. Was he any good in it?

Rachel, he totally changed time!

Rachel : So why don't you go talk to him?


I know, that's not that encouraging.

They should put a blanket over that or something.

It really should be, like, hidden a little bit, you know?

- Where you guys headed? - You know what?

We're just checking out the place,

letting him see some practice, some warm ups.

You want to come up to the top of the ramp?

- Yes. - Come with me.

There was no hesitation.

music playing

Oh, my goodness.


Meredith : - Are you nervous? - It's a complicated surgery.

Derek : I make one mistake,

Derek : I end a fellow surgeon's career, my mentor's career.

Derek : Oh, no, I'm not nervous.

Meredith : - So just for the record... - Mm-hm.

Meredith : ...you'd tell me if I need to get tested, right?

Derek : - You think I have syphilis? - No, I don't.

It's just... We never made any rules or anything.

Meredith : I mean, we never said, "We have rules,"

Meredith : and I wouldn't hold it against you.

Derek : When would I have time to go out and get syphilis?

Derek : You're a handful enough as it is,

Derek : and besides, we're, like, practically a condom ad.

Meredith : But no more glow-in-the-dark ones.

Bill : You see? There's nothing to worry about.

Derek : Maybe we should, you know, make some rules, I mean.

Cristina : We should.

Izzie : - OK. - OK.


people who lane about everything and it

people who lane about everything and it just drives me crazy it's like these

just drives me crazy it's like these

just drives me crazy it's like these people are like perfect and have like no

people are like perfect and have like no flaws and they just love to judge there

flaws and they just love to judge there

flaws and they just love to judge there are like nice in my house keys thank you

are like nice in my house keys thank you but seriously like take a chill pill my

but seriously like take a chill pill my

but seriously like take a chill pill my kids are fine they're strapped in when

kids are fine they're strapped in when

kids are fine they're strapped in when I'm driving

I'm driving

I'm driving but when I'm driving I'm not nothing or

but when I'm driving I'm not nothing or

but when I'm driving I'm not nothing or vlogging for that matter so chill out

vlogging for that matter so chill out

vlogging for that matter so chill out anyway how was school guys good yeah

anyway how was school guys good yeah

anyway how was school guys good yeah they had fun at school tomorrow is World

they had fun at school tomorrow is World Book Day so we're getting dressed up

Book Day so we're getting dressed up

Book Day so we're getting dressed up aren't we gene I don't what are we going

aren't we gene I don't what are we going to dress up as for World Book Day guys

to dress up as for World Book Day guys

to dress up as for World Book Day guys I'm doing today laughing Dorothy let's

I'm doing today laughing Dorothy let's

I'm doing today laughing Dorothy let's see that back yes

right on the way home and I'm alone and

right on the way home and I'm alone and

right on the way home and I'm alone and a train coming is it a hunter train hope

a train coming is it a hunter train hope not Oh power of my knee ha ha that was a


Lily : I hope not because I plan on getting hammered.

Ted : Guys, this sounds like so much fun,

Ted : But I can't really take off work.

Ted : I'm kind of important around here, you know?

Ted : I'm the project manager.

Lily : Ted, for the rest of our lives,

Lily : We are going to be telling the amazing story

Lily : Of how we went to atlantic city and got married.

Lily : Don't you want to be in that story?


- It's just one egg.

You can probably pop it like bubble wrap.


It's like the perfect mix of between sweet and savory.


...air-flow patterns and dispersion of sunlight to make an informed choice.

Why don't you pick at random, if you don't like it, sit somewhere else next time?

Sheldon : No, no, that's crazy.

Sheldon : You go ahead and talk while I figure it out.


Ted : Barney, come on, what do you got?

Barney : Nothing but respect for that man.

Lily : Oh, by the way, we're all baking pies at robin's tomorrow.

Lily : Marshall can't be trusted in the apartment with pies overnight.

Marshall : For the millionth time,

Marshall : Sleep-eating is a very serious and delicious medical condition.

Ted : Hey, uh, what time are you guys going to robin's?

7 : 30.

Perfect.

Just to be safe, I'll get there like 8 : 00, 8 : 30.


trial website then go have a wee-wee

trial website then go have a wee-wee ok fancy this chair looks look at the

ok fancy this chair looks look at the

ok fancy this chair looks look at the fancy child doesn't it media have one of

fancy child doesn't it media have one of them as well she used to have one put

them as well she used to have one put

them as well she used to have one put all three of you today

all three of you today

all three of you today oh all three of you ready you have one

oh all three of you ready you have one

oh all three of you ready you have one of them I got one of them in blue oh my

of them I got one of them in blue oh my

of them I got one of them in blue oh my goodness we should all wear the trench

goodness we should all wear the trench

goodness we should all wear the trench coat

coat

coat unless yet can you say robot this is our

unless yet can you say robot this is our new friend we have to name the robot

new friend we have to name the robot

new friend we have to name the robot what do we name the robot Simon well

what do we name the robot Simon well

what do we name the robot Simon well it's not a girl or a boy it's neither so

it's not a girl or a boy it's neither so we can name it any name we can give it a

we can name it any name we can give it a girl's name or a boy's name or a banana

girl's name or a boy's name or a banana

girl's name or a boy's name or a banana name ok we can call it like Uncle Simon


Now you're dead, so you can suck it!

Richard Castle : You want more?

Richard Castle : Come get it, buddy, 'cause I got something special for you.

And I got something special for you, too.

Castle : Well, that's not looking too good.

Beckett : What? Castle...

Well, then stick your head up, Patel, and get pwned like a real man.


âª This is our life. âª

âª Let's live it. âª

âª Live it forever! âª

lighthearted music

- Good morning!

- [Brian] Good morning, Ollie! Who is on your sweater?

- Abominable snowman!

- [Brian] That's right, the Abominable Snowman!


Sheldon : Well...

Penny : Yeah, yeah, I guess. But look, he signed it.

Sheldon : Do you realize what this means?

Sheldon : All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy.

Penny : Okay, all I'm giving you is the napkin, Sheldon.

Sheldon : Be right back.

- Here, open it. - Oh.

Raj : Oh.

Leonard : A gift certificate for motorcycle lessons.

Leonard : - Very thoughtful. - Yeah, and I checked.

Penny : Not letting the bike fall on you while standing still is lesson one.

Leonard : Oh, then I think you'll appreciate what I got you.

Howard : Okay.

"101 Totally Cool Science Experiments for Kids."


covered in sauce my backpack is covered

covered in sauce my backpack is covered in burger and Eric just said I have a

in burger and Eric just said I have a

in burger and Eric just said I have a little burger on my nose - oh yes he is


Ted : Kids, I never would have met your mother

Without a little luck.

Specifically, the luck of the irish.

St. Patrick's day.

The one day of the year when every young person

In new york goes out and gets crazy.

Really crazy.

Okay, maybe not that crazy.

But by 2008, we'd all had enough.

Well, most of us.

Who wants to kiss the barney stone?


Robin : Is like... Getting into the carpool lane.

Robin : And I don't want to take an exit, but...

Robin : At the same time,

Robin : I'm not ready to get into the carpool lane.

Robin : Because what's in the carpool lane?

Robin : Oh, it's a big diamond, and I'm just not ready to get...

Ted : Okay, robin, robin, stop.

Ted : It's no big deal... You don't have to say it.

Robin : It's just, it's a big thing to say to someone,

Robin : And I don't want to say it too soon.

Ted : What, you mean like I did?

Robin : No. I didn't...

Robin : Yeah, like you did.

Robin : I mean, you have to admit it, ted, it was a little weird.

Ted : Weird... Or courageous?

Pretty sure weird. Okay.

Robin : I mean, who gives it up on the first date?

Ted : Well, come on, it shows I'm brave and bold, like a knight.

Robin : No, it shows that you're an I-love-you slut.

Ted : Well, then you're an I-love-you prude.

Ted : You know what? I take mine back.

You... What? I take my "I love you" back.

You can't take it back. Nah. Just did. Got it right here.

Ted : But, you know, I'm such a slut,

Ted : I'm just gonna give it away

Ted : Hey, you, sir. I love you.


Addison : Tell him.

Addison : And he went out and he bought this insane Yankees onesie,

Addison : and a calendar and marked the due date.

Addison : Which, I should mention, was today.

Callie : - You didn't want a baby? - I wanted Derek.

Addison : I wanted to have a baby with Derek.

Addison : I never thought I'd end up alone.


That's when you know it's good.

So it's sliced up

and you can see it's still pink and juicy.

delighted hum

- It's amazing.

- That is the most delicious meat ever.

Seasoned so well, fantastic. - It's fantastic.

You must try it.

- Yeah.

- It's a must-have in Istanbul.

- Yeah.

And he literally just puts this poker through

and then slices underneath it

to get that meat off.

speaking foreign language

There he goes out to the customers, boom.

And he's also making a wrap for us.

Look at that.

With onion and tomato and kebab meat,

little bit of salt, seasoned so well.

That is gonna be good.

Oh and they go on the grill too.

Look at that.

For me?


Addison : - There's a chance. - I know I screwed up.

Alex : - Just put me back on this case, please. - There's not much of a case left.

Derek : You saw to that. You want back on? Be my guest.

Addison : Oh, good. Here you are.

Addison : Mom and Dad are anxious for an update. Dr. Yang?

Cristina : We've done the initial surgery on Julie's omphalocele.

Cristina : A primary closure was attempted but there was pulmonary compromise

Cristina : - so we couldn't continue... - Yang, do this in plain English.


Izzie : You don't have to cheer up.

Izzie : I'm not here for me.


oh that's like shockingly good you're

oh that's like shockingly good you're not expecting it to be that sour but it

not expecting it to be that sour but it

not expecting it to be that sour but it has this like really sharp like vinegary

has this like really sharp like vinegary sourness oh this is the best thumb to do

sourness oh this is the best thumb to do that because - it meets actually planned

that because - it meets actually planned okay

okay

okay that's my flavors but this was to say

that's my flavors but this was to say

that's my flavors but this was to say wow that is it's like a wake up call I

wow that is it's like a wake up call I

wow that is it's like a wake up call I come I will come back here for this poem

come I will come back here for this poem - and I will buy some maybe for my

- and I will buy some maybe for my

- and I will buy some maybe for my grandmother MANET that's amazing flavor


amazing about this and I can't believe

amazing about this and I can't believe when I sat down I'm gonna learn about it

when I sat down I'm gonna learn about it there's only one seating per service so

there's only one seating per service so

there's only one seating per service so like so like lunch there's one seating

like so like lunch there's one seating

like so like lunch there's one seating dinner there's one seating so you can

dinner there's one seating so you can

dinner there's one seating so you can sit here it eats like I got here about

sit here it eats like I got here about

sit here it eats like I got here about 5 : 30 p.m. I just have to get out of here

5 : 30 p.m. I just have to get out of here before 9 p.m.

before 9 p.m.

before 9 p.m. we could sit here for almost four hours

we could sit here for almost four hours

we could sit here for almost four hours and just take her time enjoy

and just take her time enjoy

and just take her time enjoy you rest eat again that's basically what

you rest eat again that's basically what I'm doing right now it's like 7 : 30 yeah

I'm doing right now it's like 7 : 30 yeah I'll be over couple more hours

I'll be over couple more hours

I'll be over couple more hours it's chime eating looking at the view


They can only make it or just one cut and just they literally cut that tuna like it's butter just straight through it

It's just such an incredible art and those guys are the best in the world

For anything very didn't going to have

a person


hand and caviar it's lightly sweet from

hand and caviar it's lightly sweet from the soft succulent crab I'm not big on

the soft succulent crab I'm not big on

the soft succulent crab I'm not big on eating fry rise up a face especially

eating fry rise up a face especially

eating fry rise up a face especially seafood buffets value 20 of these great

seafood buffets value 20 of these great

seafood buffets value 20 of these great little preview for the main attraction

little preview for the main attraction

little preview for the main attraction oh that's coming up I'm hitting right

oh that's coming up I'm hitting right

oh that's coming up I'm hitting right for this section right here and I've

for this section right here and I've

for this section right here and I've been eyeing this pizza again something I

been eyeing this pizza again something I don't simply get up a face but seafood

don't simply get up a face but seafood

don't simply get up a face but seafood pizza at a seafood buffet I'm getting it

pizza at a seafood buffet I'm getting it I've never seen Lebanon pizza before and

I've never seen Lebanon pizza before and I think shrimp were brother garlic is

I think shrimp were brother garlic is

I think shrimp were brother garlic is coming out and I need some of that

coming out and I need some of that

coming out and I need some of that garlic and shrimp it's definitely

garlic and shrimp it's definitely

garlic and shrimp it's definitely getting a slice of this spicy stir-fried

getting a slice of this spicy stir-fried shrimp report a lean flow shrimp and

shrimp report a lean flow shrimp and

shrimp report a lean flow shrimp and pork belly all together I told you

pork belly all together I told you

pork belly all together I told you they're friends bait scallops yes

they're friends bait scallops yes

they're friends bait scallops yes roasted prawns with citrus and herb I'll

roasted prawns with citrus and herb I'll take a few ah ha ha yeah perfect timing

take a few ah ha ha yeah perfect timing

take a few ah ha ha yeah perfect timing this is a signature dish here salt a

this is a signature dish here salt a

this is a signature dish here salt a lobster clocks spice garlic and shallots


Barney : Anyway,

Barney : I need you guys to come out to Staten Island on Saturday

Barney : and help box everything up.

Lily : You expect us to spend

Lily : a whole day packing up your mom's house?


There is no odor to them.

They fully take on that rich,

thick chili oil she puts in there.

She's just scooping it in.

Awesome.

Look at this, pig snout.

That's crazy.

Pig snout, pig feet, it's all here.

Let's keep exploring.

We're just getting started.

We found four more amazing street foods in this market,

and then went for a massive bowl of

sichuan dan dan noodles and hot chili oil wontons

deep in the streets of Chengdu afterwards for lunch.

Let's eat.


ah no she's run the boat oh my god you

ah no she's run the boat oh my god you

ah no she's run the boat oh my god you all of a job where we all going guys

all of a job where we all going guys

all of a job where we all going guys a dog yeah sorry but now I don't see

a dog yeah sorry but now I don't see

a dog yeah sorry but now I don't see who's gonna go no no we may want to give


Ted : But it's pretty close.

Ted : Barney can officiate.

Ben : Yes.

Yes, I can.

Uh, excuse me, guys.

You all dropped something :

Your jaws... Because barney stinson

Is about to aid and abet a marriage.

Marshall : Could we even do that?

Marshall : I mean, what about all those people in there?

Robin : Do that one, too.

Robin : And then when everything goes wrong, you won't care

Robin : Because you already had the real wedding out here.

Marshall : What do you think, baby?

Lily : I love it.

Barney : Me, too.

Marshall : Let's do it.

Marshall : Let's get married before we get married.

Marshall : Oh, great.

Lily : Wait, hold on.

Lily : Excuse me, sir. Could we borrow your hat?


Lily : You're Robin Scherbatsky. You're confident, strong, tall,

with crazy long legs that look great in shorts.

I'm calling Joel.

No, no. Robin, if you call him right now, you will hate yourself.


Barney : Diamond suited up.

Barney : Ted, can you spot me for the movie? I don't like to carry a lot of cash.


Aw, there's intestines, there's tripe,

it's all in there.


but we got the cool table we got a

but we got the cool table we got a

but we got the cool table we got a little margarita pizza over there we got

little margarita pizza over there we got Andrea growing up oh my god

Andrea growing up oh my god

Andrea growing up oh my god Mia please

Mia please

Mia please so this this little girl here is the

so this this little girl here is the

so this this little girl here is the same as Eduardo between them in between

same as Eduardo between them in between

same as Eduardo between them in between Emilia Eduardo we were at her mommy and

Emilia Eduardo we were at her mommy and

Emilia Eduardo we were at her mommy and daddy's wedding and we actually flopped

daddy's wedding and we actually flopped

daddy's wedding and we actually flopped into her dad he was called wedding in

into her dad he was called wedding in

into her dad he was called wedding in Naples nothing is called the blog yeah

Naples nothing is called the blog yeah

Naples nothing is called the blog yeah and there she is look at her there would

and there she is look at her there would you look that's big in English and

you look that's big in English and

you look that's big in English and thinks I'm a crazy man

thinks I'm a crazy man

thinks I'm a crazy man she she she actually is like a Messier

she she she actually is like a Messier

she she she actually is like a Messier ago

ago

ago she's not screaming and keep it killed

she's not screaming and keep it killed

she's not screaming and keep it killed you know but their neighbor unless he

you know but their neighbor unless he

you know but their neighbor unless he gets that all right

gets that all right

gets that all right I did unfortunately get stuck with that

these King

we are out I think we're the first that

we are out I think we're the first that

we are out I think we're the first that it's so pretty there but you know what's


little air pockets in it as well pull

little air pockets in it as well pull lap goodbyes down mmm oh yeah it's

lap goodbyes down mmm oh yeah it's

lap goodbyes down mmm oh yeah it's really crispy it's not too sweet the

really crispy it's not too sweet the

really crispy it's not too sweet the light sweet crunch

light sweet crunch

light sweet crunch [Music]

[Music]

[Music] it's really a beautiful snap too somehow


Rachel : Out of all of us, who do you think will get married next?

Joey : Probably Monica and Chandler.

Woman : Could I have a pack of Newport Lights?


House : And someone who takes care of your brother.

Say, who was the last person that took care of your brother?

Lee : You think this is oedipal?

House : Actually I was thinking masturbatory,

House : but I guess your mom took care of him first.

House : So the safe course is to gouge your eyes out.


Beckett : I'm sure you are.

Um, who is this woman?


Amy : What's the problem?

Bernadette : They're just asking me

Bernadette : all sorts of questions I can't answer.

Amy : Just change the subject.

Bernadette : I suppose I could get them back to talking about Leonard

Bernadette : going to India to meet Priya's parents.


Rach : Whatever I was feeling, I'm...

...not.

Phoe : But you guys came so close.

I'm sorry. You'll have to get used to the fact...

Rach : ...that I will not be dating Ross.

Rach : Here he is.

Rach : Guys, this is Russ.

I'm not saying you're not talented. You're very talented.

But with the bird dead and all, there's very little act left.

Honey, give me a break, will you?


Please.

Maybe we could make a deal.

What?


- So this is the wood-fired oven?

- Yeah, it's a wood-fired oven.

- [Trevor] Oh, that's all the flame from the wood.

- [Chef] Yes.

- [Trevor] What's the famous one, the keema?

- The keema, the white cheese with tomatoes and peppers.


I did it! Touchdown! We did it!


...and after you pass the first three barriers, you kind of wanna take it all the way.

Penny : Well, I'm sorry, Leonard. It's very hard to feel sympathy for you.

Okay. Let me tell you about the first time I brought a girl over.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

SHELDON : Leonard?

Past Leonard : Shh. Just pretend we're not here.

[KNOCKING]

SHELDON : Leonard?

Past Leonard : I'm sure he'll go away.

SHELDON : I'm just gonna keep knocking till you answer.

[KNOCKING]


Sheldon : So, yes, I'll go to your dopey play.

- Hey, I don't want you to go anymore. - Why not?

Go because you want to, not because you have to.

Sheldon : Oh, dear Lord, more rules. Where does it stop?

Sheldon : Can I want to go because I have to want to go?

- Okay, do whatever you want. - Yeah, but, no, wait.


Dr. Green : So, what's new with you? Knocked up any more of my daughters lately?

Ross : Nope. Just the one. Rach!


no there's lamb fat that just like it's

no there's lamb fat that just like it's almost like cheese coming off into his

almost like cheese coming off into his

almost like cheese coming off into his Becca Stein whenever you have meat you

Becca Stein whenever you have meat you

Becca Stein whenever you have meat you always drink tea well actually for every

always drink tea well actually for every meal you drink tea but the tea the hot

meal you drink tea but the tea the hot

meal you drink tea but the tea the hot feed it washes everything down gets the

feed it washes everything down gets the

feed it washes everything down gets the digestion started after just fatty ultra

digestion started after just fatty ultra flavorful meat like that as I've learned

flavorful meat like that as I've learned since being in Uzbekistan so far is that

since being in Uzbekistan so far is that there's one dish that like tops them all

there's one dish that like tops them all it's the national dish of Uzbekistan and

it's the national dish of Uzbekistan and every city you go to has a different

every city you go to has a different

every city you go to has a different life slightly different variation well

life slightly different variation well

life slightly different variation well even completely different variation of

even completely different variation of

even completely different variation of the dish but it's like it's like the

the dish but it's like it's like the

the dish but it's like it's like the dish like one of those dishes that you

dish like one of those dishes that you

dish like one of those dishes that you cannot say you have been to a city until

cannot say you have been to a city until you have eaten this dish bucharest au

you have eaten this dish bucharest au

you have eaten this dish bucharest au poivre and it's cooked in these if they

poivre and it's cooked in these if they

poivre and it's cooked in these if they look like giant copper kettles they just

look like giant copper kettles they just told us that the pots the copper pots

told us that the pots the copper pots

told us that the pots the copper pots are a hundred and fifty years old so


- I'm gonna eat the meat.

- The tongue?

Oh, the shrimp paste is stinky, right?


Past Leonard : According to the roommate agreement, I'm entitled to allocate 50 percent...

Past Leonard : ...of the cubic footage of common areas.

Past Sheldon : But you didn't notify me by e-mail, so this is still a breach.

Past Leonard : I did notify you.

Past Sheldon : Oh, you did, did you?

Past Sheldon : Drat.

Past Sheldon : Hoisted by my own spam filter.

-What am I doing in your spam? -I put you there after you forwarded me...

Past Sheldon : ...a picture of a cat playing the piano entitled "This is funny."

Past Raj : Oh, yeah. I saw that. That was hilarious. Heh-heh-heh.

-What's this have to do with the elevator? -I'm getting to it.


Leonard : That never happened once.

Raj : I think the next time I have to speak to a call center in India...

Raj : ...I'm going to try using an American accent.


fresh down the steps to the herb garden

fresh down the steps to the herb garden to taste some of the herbs real fast

to taste some of the herbs real fast

to taste some of the herbs real fast this is called vanilla Chris McGrath so

this is called vanilla Chris McGrath so

this is called vanilla Chris McGrath so if we just pick this right it just looks

if we just pick this right it just looks like dangerous yeah this would just look

like dangerous yeah this would just look like plain grass banila grass so we get

like plain grass banila grass so we get

like plain grass banila grass so we get the small grassy flavor but the vanilla

the small grassy flavor but the vanilla

the small grassy flavor but the vanilla stuff comes a little bit more flavors

stuff comes a little bit more flavors

stuff comes a little bit more flavors yeah so you use it as a as an herb or

yeah so you use it as a as an herb or

yeah so you use it as a as an herb or more like a essence I'm using as a

more like a essence I'm using as a

more like a essence I'm using as a essence I think it's sage this is sage

essence I think it's sage this is sage

essence I think it's sage this is sage Wow yeah that smells great and just this

Wow yeah that smells great and just this setting the herbs the castle in the

setting the herbs the castle in the

setting the herbs the castle in the background this kind of like garden herb

background this kind of like garden herb garden in the the front but just the

garden in the the front but just the

garden in the the front but just the emphasis on herbs this is this is

emphasis on herbs this is this is

emphasis on herbs this is this is stunning yeah it's such a beautiful

stunning yeah it's such a beautiful

stunning yeah it's such a beautiful location and then just on the other side

location and then just on the other side of the castle we just walked over here

of the castle we just walked over here

of the castle we just walked over here they are drawing grapes which this year

they are drawing grapes which this year

they are drawing grapes which this year will be harvested and made into

will be harvested and made into

will be harvested and made into champagne it's good to walk around good

champagne it's good to walk around good

champagne it's good to walk around good to see some of the ingredients before we


Sheldon : Yeah, so the judges can give out the prizes for best costume.

Sheldon : Most frightening, most authentic...

...most accurate visualization of a scientific principle.

Penny : Oh, Sheldon, I'm sorry...

...but there aren't gonna be any parades or judges or prizes.

Sheldon : This party is just going to suck.

No, come on, it's gonna be fun. And you all look great.

Penny : I mean, look at you, Thor, and, oh, Peter Pan.

Penny : That's so cute.

- Actually, Penny, he's Robin... - I'm Peter Pan.

Howard : And I've got a handful of pixie dust with your name on it.

Penny : No, you don't.

- Hey, what's Sheldon supposed to be? - Oh, he's the Doppler effect.

Sheldon : Yes, it's the apparent change in the frequency of a wave...

Sheldon : ...caused by relative motion between the source of the wave and the observer.

Penny : Oh, sure, I see it now. The Doppler effect.

All right, I gotta shower. You guys, um, make yourselves comfortable.


Ted : But I took her out, we celebrated.

Ted : It was the right thing to do.

Ted : You got to support him.

Hmm.

Barney : You're right, ted.

Barney : This is a cause for celebration.

Barney : We need to take him out and celebrate the commitment

Barney : He and tom are about to make.

Barney : Yeah.

James : This is where we're celebrating the commitment

James : That tom and I are about to make?

Barney : What? Yeah!

Barney : See, that cage represents your commitment.

Man : Oh, my god.

Marshall : Freedom has never tasted so delicious.

Tous : Hey.

Man : You work out?


individual they all have their own

individual they all have their own personality every noodle and cascading

personality every noodle and cascading

personality every noodle and cascading device Fraser

don't underestimate the power of the

don't underestimate the power of the

don't underestimate the power of the bowl of fried wonton that's crunch it

bowl of fried wonton that's crunch it

bowl of fried wonton that's crunch it gives a more death flavor and if you got

gives a more death flavor and if you got assaulted

whoa this too has talked significantly


Barney : just because you're mad at me?

Ted : It's not because I'm mad at you.

Ted : Barney, The Arcadian was designed

Ted : by a guy named John Clifford Larrabee.

Ted : And even though he's been dead for half a century,

Ted : it's my duty, architect to architect,

Ted : to keep his work alive.

Ted : Please tell me a little part of you understands.


Leonard : Starting Saturday morning, "Star Wars" marathon.

- Woo-hoo. - Movies or video games?

Or board games? Or trading-card games?

Or Legos? Or dress-up? Or comic books?

Sheldon : Or dramatic readings of novelizations?

Sheldon : Yes to all.

Leonard : We are going to play the online game.


rib they are doing great things in that

rib they are doing great things in that food truck while that's also it's

food truck while that's also it's

food truck while that's also it's possible

this is the deluxe with the cheese in it the double-decker the a little like

the double-decker the a little like

the double-decker the a little like pedia hamburger and let me salsa hit

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] you can eat this burger style

oh yeah with that extra cheese and that

oh yeah with that extra cheese and that

oh yeah with that extra cheese and that gives it some extra richness some

gives it some extra richness some

gives it some extra richness some saltiness the three minutes of it you've

saltiness the three minutes of it you've still got the crunchy shells which by

still got the crunchy shells which by

still got the crunchy shells which by the way he didn't dip in the hot oil

the way he didn't dip in the hot oil

the way he didn't dip in the hot oil before sizzling on the hot lip and then

before sizzling on the hot lip and then

before sizzling on the hot lip and then just loaded with meat and cheese and

just loaded with meat and cheese and

just loaded with meat and cheese and onions teddy is so cool and he hooked us

onions teddy is so cool and he hooked us up with some bumpy rows which are


that's delicious he tastes the meat then you really taste the sweetness of those

you really taste the sweetness of those

you really taste the sweetness of those carrots an opposed to as opposed to the

carrots an opposed to as opposed to the

carrots an opposed to as opposed to the restaurant versions it's much less oily

restaurant versions it's much less oily

restaurant versions it's much less oily much less like a greasy heavy

much less like a greasy heavy

much less like a greasy heavy lighter and more like it just tastes

lighter and more like it just tastes

lighter and more like it just tastes more like home cooking and there's very

more like home cooking and there's very

more like home cooking and there's very little if any spice in it mostly just

little if any spice in it mostly just

little if any spice in it mostly just relying on the sweetness of the carrots

relying on the sweetness of the carrots

relying on the sweetness of the carrots and then just a slight meaty fragrance

and then just a slight meaty fragrance

and then just a slight meaty fragrance thank you very much this was very

thank you very much this was very

thank you very much this was very generous very you Dan but the - my

generous very you Dan but the - my

generous very you Dan but the - my daughter - you're managing will boss

daughter - you're managing will boss

daughter - you're managing will boss chair classical dad

chair classical dad

chair classical dad [Laughter]

come on okay


I guess there's no reason for all that Y2K panic, you know?

Anyway, good night.

-Joey? -Yeah?

Three...

All : two, one.


Lawrence Kutner : Negative for amyloidosis and Thirteen goes down!

Jeffrey Cole : Could we hurry this up? My son has...

Amber Volakis : Can I have a kid, too? I'm working too hard.

Chris Taub : I could hook you up.

Amber Volakis : If I had two minutes and some anti-nausea meds,

Amber Volakis : I'd take you up on that.

Lawrence Kutner : And for the gold...

Protein's 65, glucose, 70.

Eric Foreman : It's MS, start her on interferon.

Now, turn to the last page.

Lawrence Kutner : Sed rate's 95, ANA's weakly positive.

Amber Volakis : Positive, it's lupus.

Eric Foreman : Weakly, not lupus. It's MS.

Chris Taub : We obviously don't know what it is. Treat for both.


Barney : Who wants a T-shirt?


Cristina, I can't walk away from this surgery.

If I do, that man in there will die. So tremor or no tremor, I have to try.

BURKE : But you...

CHRISTINA : I'm your intern. I will be there on your right side.


and also the corned beef, another version of ackee as well.

It's also gonna, the corned pork,

which is gonna be a second version of ackee.

bright Jamaican music

That's a good boiling, it's ready.

The saltfish is ready.

John poured some oil into the pan

over the fire to fry it all up.


we've stumbled into a lady from her motorbike food cart.

She is selling sen chan.

It's one of the well known noodle dishes of Chanthaburi

and she was actually just, I didn't know this.

She just explained to us that sen chan,

so sen means noodle, chan is short for Chanthaburi.

So it's the noodles of Chanthaburi.

So this is something you have to eat.

As soon as you walk past,

you can smell the aroma of the noodles.

It has this sweet chili aroma


You know, in germany, we call this.

Whoa, that is bad.

I don't know what's happened to me.

I've, I've totally lost my confidence.

Aw...

Barney, maybe you have to open up to somebody.

Maybe you have to open up to some...

He just found out that the woman he lost his virginity to

Only did it because his brother bribed her.

Ooh, that's a rough one.

I mean, the only thing I can think of

To get rid of

Is you have to go out there.

And you need to find that woman.

And you need to earn it with her for real.

That is the only way how you can find yourself.

I see little hamburgers!

I love little hamburgers.


Phoebe : I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.

Monica : Saw him waiting for an elevator.

Can I use your eyelash curler? I lost mine.


Leonard : Okay, I got to... I-I just...

I got to ask :

Leonard : what makes you think that your relationship

Leonard : is so wonderful and ours isn't?


- Well, I actually might be able to help. - How so?

Sheldon : Like Jane Goodall observing the apes...

Sheldon : ...I initially saw their interactions as confusing and unstructured.

Sheldon : But patterns emerge.

Sheldon : They have their own language, if you will.

Leonard : Go on.

Sheldon : Well, it seems that the newcomer approaches the existing group...

Sheldon : ...with the greeting, "How wasted am I?"

Sheldon : Which is met with an approving chorus of "Dude."

Leonard : Then what happens?

Sheldon : That's as far as I've gotten.

Leonard : This is ridiculous.

Leonard : - I'm jumping in. - Good luck.

Leonard : No, you're coming with me.

Sheldon : Oh, I hardly think so.

Leonard : Come on.

- Aren't you afraid I'll embarrass you? - Yes, but I need a wingman.

All right, but if we're going to use flight metaphors...

Sheldon : ...I'm much more suited to being the guy from the FAA analyzing wreckage.

Girl in Hippie Costume : Oh, hi.


Alexis : - Dad? - Yeah, sweetie?

Hypothetically, is it okay to love someone,

Alexis : but not want them around all the time?

Castle : You mean Mom?

Alexis : I love her. I do.

Castle : I know you do, and I'm glad you do.

Alexis : But, Dad, she drives me crazy.

Castle : Yeah. That's what moms do.

Alexis : But if she lives here...

Meredith : Richard? Richard? Alexis?

Castle : Your secret's safe with me.

Meredith : Hello, anyone home?

Hello?

Meredith : You will not believe what happened. I got a call from my agent.


Trabzon oil, beef, tomato, speaks in foreign language

and that's just one of the many different varieties here.

Okay, and they're letting us cut the pide.

Look at that, wow.

Look at that.

It's full of cheese.

Oh ho.

Thank you.

This is the most buttery, cheesy filled, pide factory.

Look at that, so much cheese.

Oh, and he's gonna drop an egg on there.

Oh ho ho.

And there it is, the Terminal Pide.

- Yeah, number one pide in the world.

- Number one in the world.

- You ready?

- Oh, so you can just take your piece


Ted : Who's all three... scares the crap out of me.

There is no way she is above the line

On the hot/crazy scale.

Ted : She's not even on the hot/crazy scale.

Ted : She's just hot.

Wait. "hot/crazy scale"?

Barney : Let me illustrate.

Barney : A girl is allowed to be crazy

Barney : As long as she is equally hot.

Barney : Thus, if she's this crazy,

Barney : She has to be this hot.

Barney : If she's this crazy,

Barney : She has to be this hot.

You want a girl to be above this line,

Barney : Also known as the vickie mendoza diagonal.

Barney : This girl I dated, she played jump rope with that line.

Barney : She'd shave her head, then lose ten pounds.

Barney : She'd stab me with a fork, then get a boob job.

Barney : I should give her a call.


Constance sarcastic : I was high.

Constance sarcastic : On meth.

Constance sarcastic : And I had this boyfriend who...

Constance sarcastic : had this robbery all planned out.

Constance sarcastic : He said that he would leave me if I didn't help him.

Constance sarcastic : Things got out of control.

Constance sarcastic : He was gonna leave me.

Constance sarcastic : He was all I had.

I would have been all alone.

Cristina : Clearly, being alone has its benefits.

George : You paged me?


yeah normally I'm thinking about really

yeah normally I'm thinking about really cute


Otto and his homemade pÃ¡linka made from wild pears yeah okay

wild pears yeah okay

wild pears yeah okay this is very very good and you can smell

this is very very good and you can smell the pear aroma before you drink that

the pear aroma before you drink that

the pear aroma before you drink that [Music]

[Music]

[Music] such an amazing family so kind and so

such an amazing family so kind and so

such an amazing family so kind and so hospitable and that was actually a

hospitable and that was actually a

hospitable and that was actually a stunning lamb stew like a shepherd's

stunning lamb stew like a shepherd's

stunning lamb stew like a shepherd's limb stewed with that polenta and the

limb stewed with that polenta and the

limb stewed with that polenta and the only reason I didn't eat five more bowls


Um, does Pottery Barn, Spring count?

Beverly : Penny, it's only natural to want your mother-in-law to like you,

Beverly : and I acknowledge I can be an intimidating person.

Beverly : So what can I do to make this process easier for you?


Matthew Ashford : -Nice to meet you. -So, what show are you on?

l'm not an actor. l'm a professor of paleontology.

That's science.

Dirk : Hey, well, listen, l play a scientist on Days.

Yeah, my character just won a Nobel Prize.


Penny : Thank you.

Penny : Oh, here's my list for you. Right there.

Leonard : All right, fair enough.

Leonard : I certainly can be quieter when we kiss.

Leonard : It was an expression of passion...

Leonard : ...but if it's coming across as "juicy and weird," who wants that?

It... It...

Leonard : I'm sorry, can you be more specific on how my eyebrows are "stupid"?

No, never mind. It's right here.

- Good timing. Dinner's almost ready. - Great.

Bernadette : Oh, smells amazing in here.

- Yeah, what are we eating? - An exotic little treat.


I suggest you do the same.

Beckett : You know that you know too much.

Beckett : Just like Roy and my mom did.

Beckett : They found you once, they will find you again,

Beckett : and your only bet is to work with me.

Smith : I'm tired. You need to go.


House : I meant now.


so that's lemon pickle the pulao is next you can see the chunks of goat in there

you can see the chunks of goat in there

you can see the chunks of goat in there yeah and you can see the whole spices

yeah and you can see the whole spices

yeah and you can see the whole spices and that's also what we bought back at

and that's also what we bought back at

and that's also what we bought back at the market your room of it is just


Joey : I hate that thing. It's like a bolt of lightning.

Why don't we play Rock, Paper, Scissors, and whoever loses, goes in first.

- All right, I'm in. - Ready.

Joey : I win.

Ross : - What is that? - That's fire. It beats everything.

Phoebe : Oh, really? Does it beat water balloon?


Oh, I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed.

Chandler : - Seriously, where did this happen? - Okay...

Ross : ...after you told me she was passed out in our room...

Ross : ...I went in there to make sure she was all right.

Ross : She was lying on my bed, all buried in people's coats.

Ross : I went to kiss her on the forehead...

Ross : ...but it was so dark, I accidentally got her lips.

Ross : I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back.

Ross : It was only for a second, but it was amazing.

And now I find out that you kissed her first.

Chandler : - Wait, what bed did you say she was on? - Mine.

- I'm sure I put her on my bed. - No, she was definitely on my bed.

Chandler : Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on your bed?

Ross : Well, then who was on my bed?


Chandler : As bad as that went, I actually enjoyed myself.

I think that I'm going to apologize for all the stupid things that I do.

Why don't you just stop doing stupid things?

- Then you wouldn't have to apologize. - I'd love it if I could do both.

All right, I have to ask.

What?

Will you break up with me if I get fat?


Look, he's acting like a father,

and I have to act like a cop.

Can you circle back with Feds,

Beckett : have them widen the search to any private jets flying out

Beckett : to anywhere in Europe?

Beckett : And, Ryan, I'm hitting a wall with Roger Henson.

Beckett : You think you can reach out to your guys in Narcotics?

Beckett : Maybe they heard something on the streets.

Yeah.

Beckett : Look, you guys, I don't know who Castle thinks he knows,

Beckett : but let's find his daughter before he does something stupid

Beckett : and gets himself killed.

Richard?

Castle : Hello, Gaston.

Gaston : Richard, I am so terribly sorry.

Gaston : If there's anything I can do...

Castle : You're still working as an advisor to the Ministry of Defense, right?

Gaston : Yes. But that gives me very little pull with the Police nationale.

Gaston : I can make inquiries, though.

No, I appreciate it,

but I'm not really looking for a bureaucratic runaround.

Castle : When you were advising me on those last few Derrick Storm novels,

Castle : you mentioned a man that the French government would sometimes hire

Castle : when they couldn't afford to take "official" action.

Gaston : Ricky, I told you that in confidence.

Castle : But he exists?

Gaston : It is one thing to write about these characters

Gaston : from the safety of your own desk,

Gaston : but men like this,

Gaston : they are not the kind of people you ever want to know.


Mr. Yusef, when last we met, you told me

Castle : it was in your business to stay informed.

Fariq Yusef : I find in my business it's important to

Fariq Yusef : keep up with current events.

Castle : And I'm sure that your country would do

Castle : everything in its power to avoid a terrible misunderstanding

Castle : if somehow Amir or his wife Nazihah

Castle : were mistakenly believed to be involved in an act of domestic terrorism.

Fariq Yusef : I would say it's in both our interests.

Castle : You also mentioned that Amir was of special interest to you.

Fariq Yusef : We, at the Syrian Consulate, wanted to make sure he liked his new home,

Fariq Yusef : so, yes, we checked in with him from time to time.

Beckett : And what about Nazihah? Did you check in on her?

Fariq Yusef : Under the circumstances,

Fariq Yusef : we thought it would be appropriate to send our condolences.

Agent Mark Fallon : You had her under surveillance, didn't you?

Castle : Where is she?

Fariq Yusef : Mr. Fallon, the Syrian Consulate is strictly a diplomatic mission.

We're certainly not in the business of spying on US citizens.

However,

Fariq Yusef : if you were to happen by a red brick industrial building

Fariq Yusef : on the corner of 158th Street and Franklin,

Fariq Yusef : I do not think you'd be wasting your time.

Fariq Yusef : Now, if you'll excuse me.

Fariq Yusef : I have an appointment outside the city.


It's my joke.

I don't think we're gonna settle this.

Let's have Monica decide.

Ross : -Hey, Mon! -Get out here!

-Monica? -Okay.

You have to decide whose joke this is.

Monica : Why do I have to?

You're the only one that can be fair.

I can't be. You're my boyfriend.

But I'm your brother. We're family.

That's the most important thing in the world.

Don't try to sway her.

I'm your only chance to have a baby.

-Okay, let's go. -All right.

We'll each tell you how we came up with the joke...

Ross : then you decide which one of us is telling the truth. Me.


Making candy for the neighbors.

I'm sorry, who?

I'm gonna hang a basket on the door.

Monica : When the neighbors walk by, they can take a piece.

- But we don't know the neighbors. - I do.

There's, let's see, the guy with the mustache...

Joey : ...smokes-a-lot lady, some kids I've seen...

Joey : ...and a red-haired guy who does not like to be called Rusty.

Oh, I know that guy. He also doesn't like it when you say :

"Back off, Howdy Doody. I'm engaged."

You got hit on by Firebeard?


Penny : ...because it would be floating in a weightless environment.

Penny : Yeah, that's right, the slow reader used science. Suck on that.

- Was there anything valuable in the car? - Our clothes, our wallets, phones.


you're supposed to yell full-coverage

you're supposed to yell full-coverage surfboards we're closed we're closed no

surfboards we're closed we're closed no

surfboards we're closed we're closed no it won't close with the

just Ram it we got full coverage is the

just Ram it we got full coverage is the

just Ram it we got full coverage is the gate you're good you're good

gate you're good you're good

gate you're good you're good someone's obviously here I mean the gate

someone's obviously here I mean the gate open for us yeah here we go here we go


Sheldon : to come up with a theory of dark matter

Sheldon : that doesn't make protons decay.

Sheldon : I'm hoping to finally tackle it

by optimizing my work environment.

Sheldon : See, I've got, uh, my tea is at the perfect sipping temperature.

Sheldon : Uh, I have fleece-lined boxer shorts

Sheldon : to keep my tushie toasty.

Sheldon : And then, oh, last but not least,

Sheldon : this inspirational cat poster,

Sheldon : improved with the reassuring face

Sheldon : of physics renegade Richard Feynman.

Penny : Is that why you had to take him to Office Depot last night?

Leonard : I don't want to talk about it.

Leonard : There, the place is all yours.

Penny : Yeah, have fun.

Sheldon : Oh, I will-- nothing more fun

Sheldon : than a paradigm-shifting evening of science.

scoffs

Penny : And you thought it was soaping me up in the shower.

chuckles