Taub : What are you doing back here?

We got a case. I assume the status is patient's getting worse

House : you guys are confused.

Adams : You think actually showing up for work

Adams : is enough to make up for ruining an MRI?

Adams : Endangering the patient, injuring us?

I've got an airtight alibi that I'm working on.

Taub : This isn't about the damage You're back

Taub : because something's going on with Wilson.

House : I'm done with Wilson.

Taub : What does that mean, you're done with Wilson?

Taub : If he's not dead, you're not done with Wilson.

Suddenly, you think you're gonna make a difference?

Taub : You can't just abandon him.

House : It's in his hands now. Did you get

House : any good pictures before the MRI drowned?

Park : Enough to know it wasn't a migraine.

Park : And the patient mistook me for Adams.

Park : Come with me.


But along the way, we're gonna stop to eat

some amazing Mexican food.

We're gonna visit some of the famous attractions.

I'm gonna share it all with you in this video.

I'm the first one up this morning.

Just loading up the minivan,

and hopefully we should all be ready in about 30 minutes,

and we're on our way.

But first things first, we have to stop for breakfast.

We're on our way for some breakfast nourishment.

This is the spot right over here.


- Raj? - No way, Jose.

- But I can't do it. I can't see anything. - It's all right.

Howard : Wireless mini-cam and Bluetooth headset.

Howard : We'll be your eyes.

- Fine. - One more thing.

Howard : This is a sub-sonic impact sensor.

Howard : If Sheldon gets out of bed and starts to walk...

...this will register it and send a signal to the laptop.

Howard : At that point, based on the geography of the apartment and the speed of Sheldon...

Howard : ...you'll have seven seconds to get out, glasses or no glasses.

Leonard : Won't my footsteps set it off?

Howard : No. You'll be on your hands and knees.

Howard : Now, you'll need to get the sensor close to Sheldon's room.

Leonard : How do I carry it if I'm on my hands and knees?


[SCREAMS]

[SHELDON YELLING]

SHELDON : You hit me!

[SOBBING]

Sheldon : I'm bleeding!

Leonard : What was that?

Penny : Sheldon tried to take the ring and I punched him.

Leonard : That's my girl.

Howard : So, Sheldon, how's it feel to get beaten up by a girl?

Sheldon : It's not the first time.

Sheldon : I have a twin sister whose assaults began in utero.

Sheldon : If only I'd had the presence of mind to reabsorb her.

Sheldon : I'd have a mole with hair in it...

Sheldon : ...instead of a tedious yearly Christmas letter.

Raj : Have you come to the realization...


Rachel : God, you're giving this a lot of thought.

Hey, it's hard, okay? I only have two spots left.

All right. Who you got it narrowed down to?

- Elizabeth Hurley. - Very attractive.

Forgiving.

Ross : Susan Sarandon.

Rachel : You know what? She's too political.

She probably wouldn't let you do it unless you donated four cans of food first.

- And Isabella Rossellini. - Very hot. Very sexy.

But she's too international.

She's never gonna be around.

Chandler : - So? - So you gotta play the odds.

Pick somebody who's gonna be in the country all the time.

Yeah. Because that's why you won't get Isabella Rossellini. Geography.


They're wild.

Ross : - Why do you want to come anyway? - Because...

...she's my cousin.

Monica : I mean, we grew up together.

Family, you know? And all that's important to me.

Okay, all right. I'll take you.

I'll go call Joan.

Oh, that's nice.

Joey : Family should be there.

It's her wedding. Happiest day of her life.

We'll see.

Chandler : Well, thank you for lunch.

Wait, I thought you paid.

Apparently, we don't pay for food anymore.

Chandler : - Do you see what I see? - It's still there.

Chandler : Mrs. Braverman must be out.

Rachel : She could be out of town. Maybe gone for months.

By then, it may spoil. She can't come back to bad cheesecake.


Marshall : What is that pitter patter on the roof?

Marshall : Could it be the sound of an awesome christmas story

Marshall : About to come down the chimney?

Marshall : Why, yes, it is.

Marshall : 'Twas the day before christmas...

Marshall : It was supposed to arrive, like, five days ago,

Marshall : But then it got lost and rerouted.

Marshall : I checked two other branches,

Marshall : Finally they told me it was here.

Women : Yeah, all I needed to know was the tracking number.

Women : Looks like it's headed out

Women : To our regional branch in poughkeepsie.

Lily : What?

Marshall : No, no, no, no, I need that package today.

Women : Listen, the truck already left five minutes ago,

Women : So unless you want to run after it...

Marshall : Stop!

Marshall : Stop!

Marshall : Stop, please, stop.

Marshall : Stop the truck.


Castle : - Don't be silly. - Ow. Ow.

Castle : We're just getting started.

Castle : First we need to figure out what triggered your transformation.

Castle : Your origin story, if you will.

Why?

Castle : Because the origin story is everything.

Castle : What, there's what, nine Spider-Man movies about it?

Esposito : Yo, we got a lead.

We need to come up with a superhero name for Alan.

Alan : No, no, we really don't.

How about "Safety Man"?


and then that's just like charred grilled.

happy upbeat music

That is like supreme, tender roasted meat.

- [Ali] It was with minced meat, minced meat, yes.

- [Mark] Okay, next dish is the mutton korma,

and this is a, yeah, you can see the pieces of meat,

which just look so tender again.

You can see the slices of ginger in there, as well, I think.


Oh my gosh.

Wait.

Is this my size?

You guys I think this is my size.

Okay, shh.

I'm gonna go try this on.

Guys check this out.

My gosh!

I am Mrs. Incredible right now

and this is amazing!

Oh my gosh, my hair,

everything looks so cool!

I gotta see what this baby can do.

playful music


Chase : Slow down.

Chase : Your pupils are dilated. You're not...

Cameron : Come on, Chase, don't turn into a good guy on me now.


Leonard : That's the definition of being a know-it-all.

Or in German, a Besserwisser.

Penny : How did you think you were gonna hide your pregnancy?

Bernadette : I had a plan-- I kept leaving Dove Bar wrappers around

Bernadette : to explain any weight gain.

Amy : Where did you get empty Dove Bar wrappers?

Bernadette : From all the Dove Bars I ate! I'm pregnant!

Try to keep up!

Bernadette : I'm sorry. I-I have to go find out


Phoebe : Don't be so hard on yourself. If I was still in love with some

Phoebe : Still in love with?

Rachel : I'm not in love with Ross.


Gates : - You are not NYPD. - ELEVATOR BELL DINGS

Gates : And you no longer have a reason for being here.

- ELEVATOR DOORS CLOSE - This is our murder case.

BECKETT : Not anymore.

Beckett!

Mccord : This is our case now.

Mccord : I have a letter from the Attorney General

Mccord : authorizing our taking point on this case.

Gates : May I see that, please?

LOWERED VOICE What are you doing here?

CHUCKLING Me? What am I doing? What are you doing here?

Castle : Why didn't you tell me you were coming to town?

- I was gonna surprise you. - NORMAL VOICE Well done.


Stu : The whole way down, all I could think about was Daisy.

Stu : She's my ex-girl. She works in this hospital.

What kind of joke is that?

George : Maybe... Maybe you got a second chance.

Stu : Daisy.

You got to go and find her for me.


just like a closet sized little space

just like a closet sized little space you smell the aroma of the meat I know

you smell the aroma of the meat I know

you smell the aroma of the meat I know he does have some cooked meat but also

he does have some cooked meat but also

he does have some cooked meat but also hopefully another specialty that's not

hopefully another specialty that's not

hopefully another specialty that's not cooked his open hours are from 2 : 30 a.m.

cooked his open hours are from 2 : 30 a.m. sells out by 6 a.m. so he sells out

sells out by 6 a.m. so he sells out

sells out by 6 a.m. so he sells out before the city wakes up an awesome

before the city wakes up an awesome

before the city wakes up an awesome little spot

little spot

little spot [Music]

[Music]


Joey : All right, they got water, orange juice...

Joey : ...and what looks like cider.

Chandler : Taste it.


gonna happen with three more children

gonna happen with three more children but you know I still I like having some

but you know I still I like having some

but you know I still I like having some kind of control over my life you know

kind of control over my life you know

kind of control over my life you know like and I like things to be organized

like and I like things to be organized

like and I like things to be organized and I like things to be honest

and I like things to be honest

and I like things to be honest everything has their place and I just

everything has their place and I just

everything has their place and I just feel really just kind of like a lack of

feel really just kind of like a lack of

feel really just kind of like a lack of control I feel like my life is just like

control I feel like my life is just like crumbling around me if I don't have

crumbling around me if I don't have

crumbling around me if I don't have things in a certain place and if things

things in a certain place and if things

things in a certain place and if things aren't where they should be and I know

aren't where they should be and I know

aren't where they should be and I know that's weird because

that's weird because

that's weird because got nothing to do with it but I just

got nothing to do with it but I just

got nothing to do with it but I just feel like if things in my life look

feel like if things in my life look

feel like if things in my life look messy or disorganized then that's how I

messy or disorganized then that's how I

messy or disorganized then that's how I feel my life is and I know I'm not the

feel my life is and I know I'm not the

feel my life is and I know I'm not the only one I know there's plenty of people

only one I know there's plenty of people out there that feel this way I'm not

out there that feel this way I'm not

out there that feel this way I'm not definitely not the only one but it's

definitely not the only one but it's

definitely not the only one but it's like when you have children you just

like when you have children you just

like when you have children you just have to let go of some of not control

have to let go of some of not control

have to let go of some of not control because they're just gonna mess things

because they're just gonna mess things

because they're just gonna mess things up and you can if you tried to have

up and you can if you tried to have

up and you can if you tried to have everything perfect all the time you

everything perfect all the time you

everything perfect all the time you would kill yourself and it's but it's

would kill yourself and it's but it's

would kill yourself and it's but it's not even for me about perfection anymore

not even for me about perfection anymore it's just like a sense of like some kind


Beckett : Look... I know that I'm not the easiest person to get to know,

Beckett : and I don't always let on what's on my mind.

Beckett : But this past year, working with you,

Beckett : I've had a really good time.

Castle : Yeah. Me, too.

- So, I'm just gonna say this and... Richard?

Demming : - You ready? - Hey, Gina.


sauce much more tender than I thought

sauce much more tender than I thought meat quality is really good if they

meat quality is really good if they

meat quality is really good if they always swiped out a little then

always swiped out a little then

always swiped out a little then everything to be tremendous for one

everything to be tremendous for one

everything to be tremendous for one reason I like this place so much is that

reason I like this place so much is that you almost don't need the dipping sauce

you almost don't need the dipping sauce

you almost don't need the dipping sauce after your food comes out of the pot you

after your food comes out of the pot you can basically eat it as is its flavorful

can basically eat it as is its flavorful enough let me try this delicious pork

enough let me try this delicious pork

enough let me try this delicious pork broth here I'm just gonna try this as

broth here I'm just gonna try this as

broth here I'm just gonna try this as this already it's got pretty good flavor


MARK : She told you.

I've known you my whole life.

MARK : I grew up with you, so I know what you're thinking.

That there is a year of your life wasted

MARK : trying to make it work with Addison and you could have been with Meredith.

That you could be happy right now.

That all of this... everything.

MARK : That you and Meredith could have had a real chance.

BAILEY : Still...

MARK : ...I thought you should know the truth. Thought I owed you that.

MARK : - As a friend. - You're not my friend.


Sheldon : I let you whistle?

Bernadette : Okay.

Sheldon : When I'm not home.

Leonard : You got it.

Sheldon : There we go,

Sheldon : compromising again.

Sheldon : We really are the best.

Sheldon : Here we go,

Howard : my first Hindu temple.

Raj : You see behind the fountain, that tower

that looks like a pyramid?

Raj : It's called a Sikhara. It symbolizes

the-the connection between the human and the divine.

Howard : Huh.

Howard : I always thought it was mini golf.


I cannot wait to watch these little

I cannot wait to watch these little monkeys go in and meet my next baby date

monkeys go in and meet my next baby date night duck - date night I'm very excited

night duck - date night I'm very excited tonight guys because we are going to

tonight guys because we are going to

tonight guys because we are going to stay glad no don't bring your heartburn

stay glad no don't bring your heartburn

stay glad no don't bring your heartburn with you oh you smell like ass that's

with you oh you smell like ass that's

with you oh you smell like ass that's gas

gas

gas Oh smells like a fire is there a fire in

Oh smells like a fire is there a fire in there and you're a bonus erase one of

there and you're a bonus erase one of

there and you're a bonus erase one of borrows their range oh my god it is so

borrows their range oh my god it is so

borrows their range oh my god it is so good let's go it's got a thousand-foot

good let's go it's got a thousand-foot

good let's go it's got a thousand-foot stage

this is all I got meat and bench meeting veg pastas good this is what I come here

veg pastas good this is what I come here for though that's a steak ass I just


And then this happened.

Zoey : What kind of dirtbag

Zoey : doesn't stand by his best friends, but instead,

Zoey : sides with some self-righteous bitch

Zoey : with a pointless cause and a megaphone?!

Ted : Dude! That's my girlfriend.

Ted : And ya know what?

Ted : I'm on her side now, too.

Which led to this happening.

Zoey : Message from Barney? That's my cue to leave.

Zoey : Good night, guys.

Zoey : - I love you. - Mmm. Love you, too.


Raj : Turns out, total sweetheart.

Claire : Okay, but you and I have been keeping things casual.

Claire : Uh, will you introduce me as your friend

Claire : or as your girlfriend?

Claire : What if I like them

Claire : and they don't like me?

Claire : What if they like me and I don't like them?

Raj : Boy, it wasn't this hard with Bon Jovi.

I said, âYou rock,â he said, âThanks, man,â

Raj : and that was that.

sniffs

Penny : Hey, you ready to go?

Leonard : Hang on. What are you doing?

Leonard : Oh, I found a scratch-and-sniff book about wine tasting.

Leonard : It teaches the different flavor notes to look for.


- one of the greatest Secret Avengers

- one of the greatest Secret Avengers I've ever been on my life ever want to

I've ever been on my life ever want to

I've ever been on my life ever want to feel what total satisfaction tastes like

feel what total satisfaction tastes like take a better that words cannot describe

take a better that words cannot describe how amazing this is I think the last

how amazing this is I think the last

how amazing this is I think the last time I had something that that moved my

time I had something that that moved my

time I had something that that moved my mind so much it was 85 Wagyu steak in

mind so much it was 85 Wagyu steak in

mind so much it was 85 Wagyu steak in Japan

Japan

Japan what a delicious Inc and kind of sat

what a delicious Inc and kind of sat

what a delicious Inc and kind of sat into this meal all right guys I got one

into this meal all right guys I got one

into this meal all right guys I got one more seafood place to go before we wrap

more seafood place to go before we wrap

more seafood place to go before we wrap up the video so let's get to it

up the video so let's get to it

up the video so let's get to it finally the last restaurant on the

finally the last restaurant on the

finally the last restaurant on the seafood tour this is gonna be really

seafood tour this is gonna be really

seafood tour this is gonna be really special we show you I'm at a restaurant


Dr. Silva, two point five.

Alex : - Bone dry cappuccino. - At least something's dry.

- Does it ever stop raining? - Not really.

Mark : Great. Good to know.

What the hell is this, Karev, vanilla?

Mark : Are you trying to poison me or just trying to make my day worse?

- Mark! - Coffee cart must've screwed up.

Mark : If you can't handle coffee, you can't handle plastics.

Mark : Maybe you ought to head back to the gynie squad

where life was all squishy and pink.

Addison : Squishy and pink though it may be,

Addison : I have an amazing surgery today, Karev, if you want in.

All : Yeah.

Olivia : Good morning, Dr. Burke.

Burke : Yes, it is. Beautiful morning.

Burke : - I love watching the rain. - Feeling good?

Olivia : - Not too much pain? - Feeling great.


to come to this waterpark all the time.

Ollie, Papa used to come to this waterpark and explore

but it was probably lots more water when he was here, huh?

Isn't that cool?

This view is crazy.

That is seriously insane, smash that thumbs up

button 'cause we just found an abandoned waterpark


so your friends can see it maybe like oh my goodness hopefully the thing we're

my goodness hopefully the thing we're

my goodness hopefully the thing we're never growing up hmm little media oh my

never growing up hmm little media oh my

never growing up hmm little media oh my goodness yeah

goodness yeah

goodness yeah do you see Amelia oh my goodness yeah

do you see Amelia oh my goodness yeah

do you see Amelia oh my goodness yeah look at this put your hand here like

look at this put your hand here like

look at this put your hand here like this Amenia I'm gay go know where

this Amenia I'm gay go know where

this Amenia I'm gay go know where daddy's hand is handy

and then wait

didn't is it kicking yeah you have to

didn't is it kicking yeah you have to

didn't is it kicking yeah you have to talk to him and tell him that you're

talk to him and tell him that you're

talk to him and tell him that you're gonna be a good big sister remember your


This is a Grammy invitation that was sent to me.


and it's just... stupid,

Meredith : and I'm tired, and forget it.

George : You know what you need?

Meredith : No.

Meredith : It's sick and twisted.

Meredith : We said last time was the last time.

Meredith : You've been doing it without me?

George : Nancy Reagan lied.

George : You can't just say no. Come on.

Meredith : Do you know what would happen if anyone knew?

George : I'm doing it.

You can come with me, or you can stay here and be miserable.

[Chuckles]

[Cooing]

[George talking gibberish]

[Laughs] You are such a woman.

- [Meredith clears throat] - [pager beeping]

That's a code.

- [pager beeping] - I got to go.

[Sighs]

Meredith : You are really cute.

[Crying]


There's tons of terrific stuff.

I'll go with you.

Ross : Look at you two bonding.

Ross : Making us late for the airport.

Emily : Are you all right?

It's just us getting along is difficult for him...

...because he doesn't like me.

Come on. That's...

It's true.

How did we lose?

Chandler : Do we have a baby name yet?


Let's do it, let's dig in.

Break that yoke?

- Yeah.

- Oh yes, okay.

And you gotta kind of pour that--

- Pour that.

Oh ho ho, nice, okay.

Okay, yes!

He knows what he's doing.

- It's tempting, right?

- [Mark] Scoop out, scoop out that egg yolk

and just sprinkle it all over everything,

coating everything.

Oh, that looks awesome.

- [Anwar] Just like this.

You mix it up.

- Oh yeah, popping yokes is just something here

that never gets old.

And then I will just kinda sprinkle...

Oh ho, ho, ho, ho!

Okay that's good, I'm gonna go in for some of that,

is this a Sambal?

- Yep, it's Sambal.

- Sambal, okay, mix that in.

Roti Canai Special.


I'm having a great time.

wind blowing over microphone

Tell them about your shoelace.

- I'm fine. Just fine.

- We are heading into Party City right now

because we are putting on a little party.

We asked you guys a few weeks ago on a video

if you thought we should do a gender reveal for Draco.

And I think we're going to do it.

Doesn't a gender reveal sound fun?

What do you think Draco is?


Wesley : you've went and got soft on me, Hayley.

Hayley : Wesley, don't do this. Let me help you.

Wesley : Help me?

Wesley : Love, you're not in a position to help yourself.

Hayley : Listen, I was your friend once.

Hayley : Arguably, the only one you've ever had in your entire life.

Esposito : So please, Iet me be your friend once again.

Wesley : The only friend I need

Wesley : is my $10 million, and perhaps yours.

Wesley.

Wesley.

Wesley. Don't. No!

No!

Wesley Connors! NYPD! Police!

Drop the knife now! Hey!


Penny : I'm saying you and string theory sound like a relationship,

Penny : and I know what it's like to be in one

Penny : and realize it's never gonna turn out the way you want.

Sheldon : I said Leonard, you said no.

Penny : I'm talking about other guys.

OK. Well, what do you do?

Penny : You have to have the courage to end the relationship.

Penny : You know? Break it off, shake hands, walk away.

Sheldon : I don't know if I can do that.

Penny : I know it's hard, honey, but in the end, that's how you grow.

Leonard : Penny, have you seen my good inhaler?

Penny : Break it off, shake hands, walk away.

Hey, how's dating two women going'?

Raj : Um, kind of hit a bump.

Raj : When I was honest and told Emily

Raj : she wasn't the only person I was seeing, it went great.

Raj : So I tried the same thing with Lucy.

Howard : -And? -She had mixed feelings.


just one better that gets ready hit up

just one better that gets ready hit up there let's hit up there I am a little

there let's hit up there I am a little

there let's hit up there I am a little overwhelmed about what I should be

overwhelmed about what I should be

overwhelmed about what I should be getting but let's let's stir a little

getting but let's let's stir a little

getting but let's let's stir a little light let's start with the salad because

light let's start with the salad because I don't know some creams little tartlet

I don't know some creams little tartlet

I don't know some creams little tartlet thingy cheese do I give it to you what

thingy cheese do I give it to you what

thingy cheese do I give it to you what trust scene um I want I will take some

trust scene um I want I will take some

trust scene um I want I will take some maybe just like oil and vinegar oh look

maybe just like oil and vinegar oh look

maybe just like oil and vinegar oh look at all the olive oil you got I'll take

at all the olive oil you got I'll take

at all the olive oil you got I'll take some chili or chili oil

some chili or chili oil

some chili or chili oil [Music]

thank you so much all right got my salad now let's go get something that

now let's go get something that

now let's go get something that typically eats this when you're at a

typically eats this when you're at a

typically eats this when you're at a great buffet there's so many options out

great buffet there's so many options out there filling overwhelm you don't know

there filling overwhelm you don't know

there filling overwhelm you don't know where to start

where to start

where to start always remember just like a good story

always remember just like a good story

always remember just like a good story start at the beginning

start at the beginning

start at the beginning this looks like the Korean section gotta

this looks like the Korean section gotta have some bug oogie little kimchi to

have some bug oogie little kimchi to

have some bug oogie little kimchi to give us some balance Thai spicy beef

give us some balance Thai spicy beef

give us some balance Thai spicy beef salad you know I already got a salad so

salad you know I already got a salad so

salad you know I already got a salad so we're good

we're good

we're good Tom Yum Goong 100% a little scallion


Amy : Mm. I just broke up with my boyfriend steve.

Amy : He was totally annoying. He was, like,

Amy : "I think you're the one. I want to marry you."

Ted : What a wuss.

Ted : Do you think

Ted : Exes can be friends?

Amy : Yeah, sure.

Amy : I mean, we're still friends, right, steve?

Ted : Hey, your name is steve.

Ted : And her

Ted : Ex-boyfriend's name is steve.

Ted : What are the odds of that...?

Ted : Wait.

Ted : No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Ted : Give me this.


Robin : Get your hand

Robin : Off my thigh, barney.

Barney : It's supposed to look like


in this - that's gonna bathe her and

in this - that's gonna bathe her and we're gonna go after years of waiting is

we're gonna go after years of waiting is finally here it's Bonnie years deny that

finally here it's Bonnie years deny that data date tonight okay this is our plan

data date tonight okay this is our plan

data date tonight okay this is our plan we're going to try but there's a very


braised old gray fish we have the crab

braised old gray fish we have the crab nabe which is basically like a hotpot

nabe which is basically like a hotpot

nabe which is basically like a hotpot and we have the dojo fish inside our

and we have the dojo fish inside our

and we have the dojo fish inside our steamed rice as well so we got like a

steamed rice as well so we got like a

steamed rice as well so we got like a seafood feast going on what's

seafood feast going on what's

seafood feast going on what's traditionally happens is that the

traditionally happens is that the

traditionally happens is that the geishas will well sit by you and they

geishas will well sit by you and they

geishas will well sit by you and they will basically be the entertainment so

will basically be the entertainment so

will basically be the entertainment so they will talk to you and discuss I

they will talk to you and discuss I

they will talk to you and discuss I guess whatever you want to talk about

guess whatever you want to talk about

guess whatever you want to talk about and they're very well versed in

and they're very well versed in

and they're very well versed in dedicated food etiquette and all this

dedicated food etiquette and all this

dedicated food etiquette and all this stuff so basically Japan's oldest most

stuff so basically Japan's oldest most

stuff so basically Japan's oldest most professional entertainers and usually

professional entertainers and usually

professional entertainers and usually this is gonna be sake I don't drink so

this is gonna be sake I don't drink so

this is gonna be sake I don't drink so just water there you go becomes like a

just water there you go becomes like a

just water there you go becomes like a mess


OK, so when we're on duty, I can have sex with someone else?

Burke : Dr. Yang, I'm walking away now.


Ah, hmm.

Penny : Oh, God, no, I can't.

Look, Sheldon, honey, I don't want things to be weird between us.

Sheldon : Won't it also be weird if I have to say hello to you on my way to work...

Sheldon : ...and you're living in a refrigerator box and washing your hair with rain water?

Penny : I'll pay you back as soon as I can.

Sheldon : Of course you will.

Sheldon : It's impossible to pay me back sooner than you can.

Assuming you've subscribed to a linear understanding of time and causality.

Penny : I'm regretting this already.

Sheldon : You know, I've given the matter some thought...


Alex : Hey.

Addison : Derek.

Burke : I was waiting on an update on Mr. O'Malley.

Burke : I didn't want to intrude, but do you have an update?

Derek : They're letting him go.

Hm.

I haven't had any more tremors.

Burke : Not one all week.

Derek : How about that?

Yeah. How about that?


Ross : ...for the first weekend I'm alone by myself...

Ross : ...then I totally, totally understand.

I can stay. I'm gonna stay. The last time I went skiing...

...I was afraid to jump off the chair lift. I just went round and round.


Why?

- Go find it!

- Go find it!

- [Bryan] Let's find it!

Hey, we've got Finn Cam!

- Woohoo!

- So, we just got this new gear,

and it basically makes it so we can

strap a GoPro to Finn, and it's for kids.

So it will get like really tight.

So now, we're gonna get your perspective

as we explore our house for this little baby monster, okay?

- [Missy] Yeah. He's been wanting to wear it

'cause Ollie's been wearing it the past couple videos

and now we got one that actually fits him.

Karma, there is a monster in the house,

and we need your help.

Go get 'em!

Go get 'em, Karm!

Karma, come check the bathroom.

Come here.

Anything in there?

Anything in there?

No, it's safe? Look up high!

I don't see anything.

- [Finn] I don't see anything.

- [Missy] All right, I think this room's clear, right?

- [Ollie] Yeah.

- [Missy] Okay, go!

- All right you guys,

so there's a monster loose in the house,


House reading The Sheets He Has Just Printed Out : Problem solved.

House reading The Sheets He Has Just Printed Out : I assume at least one of you speaks fluent Dutch.

Foreman : It's the middle of the night in the Netherlands.

Foreman : Nobody's working.

House : Oh, you can always find someone.


Marshall : ...Sliced itself up,

Marshall : And arranged itself in a perfect semi-circle

Marshall : Around not three, not four...

Marshall : But five different kinds

Marshall : Of sturdy, cheese-bearing crackers?

Lily : You're a sturdy, cheese-bearing cracker!

Ted : Guys, Lily and Marshall haven't been to the bar all week.


I'm hungry again!

Howard : It's like the world's fattest cuckoo clock.

Bernadette : You know, you're always talking about having a baby someday.

-This is exactly what it'll be like. -No, it's not.

Bernadette : Come on. The constant fussing, eating, pooping, burping, drooling.

Bernadette : We're even waiting for the day when she can finally walk on her own.

Howard : Maybe you're right.

Howard : Anything she finds on the floor goes right in her mouth.

Bernadette : I'm just telling you now, if we do have kids,

Bernadette : don't expect me to do all the work.

Howard : Hey, I'm a very paternal person.

Howard : I'd be excellent at taking care of a baby.

l'm still hungry!


I'm definitely not an expert at making roti.

I've only done it a few times in my life,

but this is a really simple way to make it at home,

and all it is, is flour and water.

You get clumplets,

and then you can add in a little more water, I believe.

A little bit of it at a time.

Knead this just for a few minutes.

You gotta let it rest for about 15 minutes


Stop! Eye contact.

Listen to me.

Ted : Robin Scherbatsky is many things :

friend, confidant,

occasional guest star in some confusing dreams

that remind me a woman's sexuality is a moving target.

But she is no crazy, jealous stalker-bitch.

Let go.

Marshall : Hey, I've been down in the basement

Marshall : storage area going through all the stuff that

Marshall : Lily and I left behind when we moved out. I'm Robin.

Marshall : We should've cleared it out for you much sooner.

Robin : There's a basement storage area?

Marshall : Oh, you're not upset. Good.

Marshall : Baby, guess what I found.

Lily : Oh, that's great, honey.

Robin : What the hell is that?


see you on the next video I ended the

see you on the next video I ended the video a little too soon I didn't know


You jerk-face!


they're all three pretty good part of

they're all three pretty good part of

they're all three pretty good part of the reason I love this place so much is

the reason I love this place so much is

the reason I love this place so much is just because of the memories that come

just because of the memories that come

just because of the memories that come back to me eating here but it is also a

back to me eating here but it is also a

back to me eating here but it is also a really good quality shave ice there's

really good quality shave ice there's

really good quality shave ice there's nothing better than being at the beach

nothing better than being at the beach

nothing better than being at the beach on a hot afternoon and then coming to

on a hot afternoon and then coming to

on a hot afternoon and then coming to eat loyola shave ice or being out eating

eat loyola shave ice or being out eating all morning and eating lots of Boca and

all morning and eating lots of Boca and

all morning and eating lots of Boca and then eating shave ice is another we're

then eating shave ice is another we're

then eating shave ice is another we're the reason to come in shave ice

the reason to come in shave ice

the reason to come in shave ice once it starts melting at the bottom you

once it starts melting at the bottom you can drink the syrup juice how's that my

can drink the syrup juice how's that my

can drink the syrup juice how's that my god

god

god alright one more bite of all three at

alright one more bite of all three at

alright one more bite of all three at once

once

once Oh Mike I just stole the straw the ice

Oh Mike I just stole the straw the ice

Oh Mike I just stole the straw the ice is almost about to melt but it's at that

is almost about to melt but it's at that stage where it's like so fluffy and airy


of the market the market has been this

of the market the market has been this is an exceptional must-visit market when

is an exceptional must-visit market when you're in Chengdu there's so much action

you're in Chengdu there's so much action and at the same time there's like still

and at the same time there's like still

and at the same time there's like still plenty of space to walk around and this

plenty of space to walk around and this

plenty of space to walk around and this is where you can really see the

is where you can really see the

is where you can really see the ingredients in full bloom of Sichuan

ingredients in full bloom of Sichuan

ingredients in full bloom of Sichuan Chinese Street food we have emerged into


I wasn't learning anything from her

Look I feel bad, too Forget it, we're going around in circles.


Howard : Where are the guys?

Bernadette : Oh, it's just me.

Howard : Oh, I get it. They're waiting, back home, with a big surprise party.

Howard : Don't worry. I can act surprised.

Bernadette : No, I told them they could have you tomorrow night.

Bernadette : Tonight, you belong to me.

- Gesundheit. You okay? - I am now that you're back.

Bernadette : Come on, let's go home, so I can tear off those little pants.

Howard : Great. Just keep in mind astronauts lose a lot of muscle tone in space...

Howard : ...so you might have to do most of the heavy lifting.

Sheldon : Now, I am very disappointed that I won't be able to celebrate...

Sheldon : ...Howard's accomplishment tonight. - Me too, but we'll see him tomorrow.


there's sauce boom mmm whoop

there's sauce boom mmm whoop turn on squeeze me for a second there's

turn on squeeze me for a second there's

turn on squeeze me for a second there's trigger on here which means crispy bone

trigger on here which means crispy bone

trigger on here which means crispy bone you can just bite the bone starts

you can just bite the bone starts

you can just bite the bone starts chewing sorry buddy sorry my hat again

chewing sorry buddy sorry my hat again

chewing sorry buddy sorry my hat again my happy crawfish pork bone dance very

my happy crawfish pork bone dance very

my happy crawfish pork bone dance very specific no good to one of these babies

specific no good to one of these babies

specific no good to one of these babies and look at these tiny little crawfish

and look at these tiny little crawfish

and look at these tiny little crawfish and how appetizing they can become after

and how appetizing they can become after you cook it I don't necessarily love

you cook it I don't necessarily love

you cook it I don't necessarily love crawfish because they don't have a lot

crawfish because they don't have a lot

crawfish because they don't have a lot of meat in there and eating them is kind

of meat in there and eating them is kind of a hassle I feel sometimes you burn

of a hassle I feel sometimes you burn

of a hassle I feel sometimes you burn more calories trying to get into a

more calories trying to get into a

more calories trying to get into a crawfish and actually the meat is worth

crawfish and actually the meat is worth

crawfish and actually the meat is worth what just look so appetizing I've got to

what just look so appetizing I've got to dig and take one of these bad boys and

dig and take one of these bad boys and

dig and take one of these bad boys and it's really simple

it's really simple

it's really simple oh it's so hot and just break them apart

oh it's so hot and just break them apart like this and you sock the head stuck


I haven't cleared the budget with my parents...

...but tell me how this is for music :

A string quartet for the processional, a jazz trio for cocktails...


Sheldon : What a beautiful job Stephanie did.

Sheldon : I might have gone with a mattress suture instead...


Sheldon : Who is it?

Sheldon : Oh, hello, Penny. It's open. Come in.

Sheldon : Sarcasm.

- Well, they're all still up there. - You think I can't hear them?

Sheldon : Listen to that. Stomp, stomp, stomp.

It's Wolowitz in his stacked heels that fool no one.

Penny : I don't even know why I care. I don't care.


Beckett : Central Park, Washington Square Park.

Beckett : Those would be great places to meet up with someone

Beckett : without drawing attention.

Castle : Exactly. Now what if each piece stood for the first letter of a word?

Bishop for "B." Pawn for "P"?

Okay, "B" and then seven spaces. That could be Brooklyn.

And Blakely made his phone call from Brooklyn.

So, Brooklyn, B-B-P, Brooklyn Bridge Park?

That meeting is at 5 : 00. That's in half an hour.

Castle : If Blakely shows, we can find out what Pandora is and we can find Gage.

Castle : What do you say?

Beckett : Blakely should have been here by now.

Beckett : Maybe he knows that Tracy's dead

Beckett : or maybe Gage already killed him.

Castle : Choose the audacity of hope. I say he'll be here.

Then shouldn't you call Sophia?

Castle : And look like an a ss if I'm wrong?

Castle : You know, I have to admit,

Beckett : I'm actually kind of surprised that you've never mentioned her before.


oh man you you you let your troop down

oh man you you you let your troop down Garrick

Garrick

Garrick we oh we needed your stomach you ate up

we oh we needed your stomach you ate up

we oh we needed your stomach you ate up a Rito for breakfast before coming into

a Rito for breakfast before coming into

a Rito for breakfast before coming into a fight into a Buddha fight yeah don't

a fight into a Buddha fight yeah don't

a fight into a Buddha fight yeah don't make that mistake uh-huh

make that mistake uh-huh

make that mistake uh-huh was this like bacon this is bacon I'm

was this like bacon this is bacon I'm

was this like bacon this is bacon I'm just gonna realize like 70% of meat on

just gonna realize like 70% of meat on

just gonna realize like 70% of meat on this bullet bike it's all pork I forgot

this bullet bike it's all pork I forgot

this bullet bike it's all pork I forgot a way to kind of make my rice eating

a way to kind of make my rice eating

a way to kind of make my rice eating days a little easier just take them take

days a little easier just take them take my bacon Tom is watching me intently

my bacon Tom is watching me intently

my bacon Tom is watching me intently he's like oh yeah I could do that but

he's like oh yeah I could do that but

he's like oh yeah I could do that but yeah here we go

yeah here we go

yeah here we go rah emoji do is fantastic this is

rah emoji do is fantastic this is

rah emoji do is fantastic this is inspired by Tom and I think this is the

inspired by Tom and I think this is the

inspired by Tom and I think this is the best thing I could do right now to help

best thing I could do right now to help

best thing I could do right now to help the team what is it there's a chili crab

the team what is it there's a chili crab right there gimme yo I'm sitting here

right there gimme yo I'm sitting here

right there gimme yo I'm sitting here you can't let a crab sit there all

you can't let a crab sit there all

you can't let a crab sit there all lonely you gotta eat that thing


Castle : Well, we should go talk to him.

Castle : Dino knows me. He likes me.

Castle : If Eric was his mob doctor, he'd wanna help solve this.

Beckett : Assuming he wasn't involved.

Beckett : You know, I'll have Detectives Ryan and Esposito

Beckett : coordinate with you on the Mustang and ballistics.

Beckett : We'll see if any of that connects to anyone in organized crime.

Castle : Field trip to a strip club.


outside skin is very very thin yeah

outside skin is very very thin yeah that's actually a ridiculous Walt I

that's actually a ridiculous Walt I

that's actually a ridiculous Walt I thought I mean old lady wanton what

thought I mean old lady wanton what

thought I mean old lady wanton what they're gonna do impacts a great flavor

they're gonna do impacts a great flavor

they're gonna do impacts a great flavor I love this beetle is fantastic I pick

I love this beetle is fantastic I pick

I love this beetle is fantastic I pick up the yeah I try a piece with the

up the yeah I try a piece with the

up the yeah I try a piece with the chicken and Kyle on the noodles itself

chicken and Kyle on the noodles itself

chicken and Kyle on the noodles itself with the little veggies then enter in

with the little veggies then enter in

with the little veggies then enter in the soup this is like I would eat this

the soup this is like I would eat this

the soup this is like I would eat this every single day if I looked around I

every single day if I looked around I

every single day if I looked around I would look at that little jalapeno

would look at that little jalapeno

would look at that little jalapeno little a little vinegar mixed into these


Sheldon : Ugh.

Penny : It's 70 degrees, you didn't need mittens.

Leonard : You know how easily I blister.

Penny : Yes, yes, you bruise, you peel.

Penny : It's like I'm married to an old piece of fruit.

Leonard : Look, we could keep fighting and let it ruin our night,

or-or we can stop and try to salvage the evening.

Sheldon : Fine. Thank you.

Penny : Leonard?

Leonard : Yeah.

Penny : There's something on the windshield.

Penny : You need a break?

Leonard : Do not need a break.

Penny : There's no shame in asking for a break.

Leonard : If I need a break, I'll ask for a break!

Sheldon : Ugh.

Penny : Leonard?

Leonard : Yeah?


Why are you saying it like that? They never arrived at the downtown office.

Ted from 2030 : They...

Randy : To make sure we're on the same page, is "send them downtown"

Randy : not an expression for shredding a document?

Marshall : You shredded them?


Joey : Hi. How are the Gellers?

Don't call us that.

The judge wouldn't let us get an annulment. Now we gotta get a divorce!

Did a Porsche throw up on you?

It's "Porsche-a"!

Phoebe : Me taking care of you is no problem, huh?

Phoebe : You guys feel safe, right?

I'm gonna take that spit bubble as a "Yeah, I do!"


ice sculptures now they turn it into

ice sculptures now they turn it into like a massive snow ice event

[Music]

I mean if I did that yeah I could fly

I mean if I did that yeah I could fly

I mean if I did that yeah I could fly off the ramp to and make a landing you

off the ramp to and make a landing you

off the ramp to and make a landing you know on my face well here's all the food

know on my face well here's all the food oh I have struck the land of food tons

oh I have struck the land of food tons

oh I have struck the land of food tons of food places around here and growing

of food places around here and growing

of food places around here and growing fresh seafood when you're here in the

fresh seafood when you're here in the

fresh seafood when you're here in the support Oh Hokkaido region this is what

support Oh Hokkaido region this is what

support Oh Hokkaido region this is what you got to eat sweet fresh scallops

you got to eat sweet fresh scallops

you got to eat sweet fresh scallops that's a ramen place I went to this

that's a ramen place I went to this

that's a ramen place I went to this morning

morning

morning Wagyu steak sauce it's basically like a

Wagyu steak sauce it's basically like a

Wagyu steak sauce it's basically like a massive Japanese carnival Oh hot

massive Japanese carnival Oh hot

massive Japanese carnival Oh hot chocolate

chocolate

chocolate lucky you some hot chocolate this is so


Oh, boy, uh, help me out here. Does she want me to kiss her or not?

Howard : I speak sign language, I don't read minds.

- If you were me, would you kiss her? - Yeah, but I'm the make-out king.


Well, I bumped my tooth on Finn's head.

- [Bryan] How did you knock your tooth on Finn's head?

- We was at Felicia's, jumping on the trampoline.

- Oh, that's one way to get rid of a loose tooth, isn't it?

- [Missy and Ollie] Mm-hmm.

- [Bryan] That's amazing, and then what happened?


IDC has everything under control?

They work fast. Anyone that was in contact is quarantined.

Shepherd and O'Malley are not happy.

Everything's under control if you need to get back to your wife.

Oh, no. I should check in with the IDC rep.

Gonna have to stay on top of my hospital.

RICHARD : Keep me posted.

Hello. Hello!

I need help. Somebody. Please.

OMAR : I know you can hear me.

OMAR : I see you standing in your giant, white spacesuit.

BAILEY : - Sir? - Yes!

MAN IN SUIT : No unauthorized personnel beyond this point.

MAN IN SUIT : IDC regulations.

I know he's under quarantine, but he's also a patient,

BAILEY : and I will not ignore a patient.

OMAR : Hello out there. Thank God. Thank God you can hear me.

- How is my wife? - My name is Dr. Bailey. Miranda Bailey.

Your wife is out of surgery. She's quarantined in recovery, but she's fine.

BAILEY : - You were asking for help? - Know how many day's I've been here?

BAILEY : - It's only been a few hours. - Really?

OMAR : I'm losing... I'm losing track of time.

BAILEY : OK, sir, you're sweating.

BAILEY : I need you to sit down. Get back in the bed.


I can push it from the back I move the

I can push it from the back I move the wood I'm gonna get it out of here foot

wood I'm gonna get it out of here foot

wood I'm gonna get it out of here foot we're pushing the school bus out I'm

we're pushing the school bus out I'm

we're pushing the school bus out I'm pushing it out right now gotta get her

pushing it out right now gotta get her

pushing it out right now gotta get her out we got to get her out man this we've

out we got to get her out man this we've done too much get a row and get in there

done too much get a row and get in there what you're doing then oh wow


MEREDITH : ...is what we can control.

MRS. BURKE : We're fine.

CHRISTINA : Good night, Preston.

CHRISTINA : Sleep well.

Mr. BURKE : Hang in there.

MEREDITH : After the storm,

MEREDITH : after the rush,

MEREDITH : after the heat of the moment has passed...

MEREDITH : - The panties? - Yeah.

CALLIE : Not mine.

GEORGE : - Yeah? - The jealousy?

BAILEY : Yeah.

CALLIE : Insanely hot.

GEORGE : What's with the suitcase?

MEREDITH : ...we can cool off and clean up the messes we've made.

IZZIE : I'm busy you guys, leave me alone.

ALEX : Izzie.

MR. HERNANDEZ : I went soft.

BAILEY : I had a baby,

BAILEY : and I swore it wouldn't change me.


Oh, okay.

Monica : A guy from Ralph Lauren called You got a second interview


Barney : It's genius how bad it is.

Barney : I kind of wish you guys could see it.

Lily : Yeah, well, anyway.

Act two is where I really hit my stride.

Spoiler alert : The robot falls in love.

How about this, barney?

How about we stay and-and watch the rest of your show?


Richard : Slow day.

Bailey : He just patted me on the back.

Bailey : Tell me, when did I become a person who gets patted on the back?

Burke : You think he's mommy tracking you?

What... What have you heard?


Saint Desperatius : Her body is a perfect X.

Saint Valentine : Player, play on. High V.


It's thick, it's bold,

yet it's smooth at the same time.


Joey : How about clearing out so I can get some new customers?

It's all about turnover.

Ross : Seriously, can I get my coffee?


- Yeah.

- [Trevor] Next up, we went to another local market


and I'll go put out the sofa.

I thought it was foot size.

No. It's the distance from the tip of a guy's thumb..

Monica : to the tip of his index finger.

Joey : That's ridiculous.

Ross : Can I use either thumb?

I'd rather go with the foot theory.

All right. Don't tell me.

Decaf cappuccino for Joey.

Rachel : Coffee, black.

Latte.

Rachel : And an iced tea.

- I'm getting good at this. - Excellent!

Rachel : Good for me!


[Music]


Cameron : I married a man I knew was dying,

Cameron : so God knows how screwed up I already was.

Cameron : Him dying messed me up even more.

Cameron : I pushed you out of my life.

And I'm unfixable.

Cameron : Not you.

Cameron : I'm sorry.

Cameron : I'm sorry, too.

Truth.

Wilson : Shut up.

Cameron : I'm sorry.

Wilson : It's not your fault.

Thirteen : No, I didn't even play fair.

Thirteen : You asked me how my dad reacted when I told him I was bisexual.

Thirteen : And the Huntington's.

Wilson : No tea party?


A Waiter In Drag : Has someone taken your order?

Oh, yeah. She did. He did. She?

I'm sorry, I'm new. I don't...

Chandler : - I just ordered a beer. - You're straight. I get it.

If we called your dad, we'd have better seats.

I don't want him to know we're here yet. I'm not ready for that.

Besides, he won't be too happy to see me either.

Monica : Why not?

I don't know if I told you...

...but he's kind of tried to contact me a lot the last few years.

What?

Yeah. He's made phone calls, written letters.

He came to New York. But I always said I was too busy.

It's very "Cats in the Cradle." I don't want to get into it.

Chandler : Here we go.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome the incomparable...

[scene : ...Helena Handbasket.


snack and they're serving dosas and

snack and they're serving dosas and what's called a Italy ma let's just get

what's called a Italy ma let's just get

what's called a Italy ma let's just get it all and try it out it looks like I

it all and try it out it looks like I

it all and try it out it looks like I pay first and get some tickets so he's

pay first and get some tickets so he's

pay first and get some tickets so he's cooking the Italy right there everything

cooking the Italy right there everything all the Elias fresh-baked and there's a

all the Elias fresh-baked and there's a

all the Elias fresh-baked and there's a couple of different sauces that's going

couple of different sauces that's going

couple of different sauces that's going in oh all right well let's do one thing

in oh all right well let's do one thing

in oh all right well let's do one thing at a time I don't think I can handle a

at a time I don't think I can handle a

at a time I don't think I can handle a dosa right now so Italy is this fluffy

dosa right now so Italy is this fluffy

dosa right now so Italy is this fluffy bread dough week thing you see here and

bread dough week thing you see here and

bread dough week thing you see here and it's usually made with fermented rice I

it's usually made with fermented rice I

it's usually made with fermented rice I don't know what he just gave me I think

don't know what he just gave me I think

don't know what he just gave me I think that's a couple of different kinds of

that's a couple of different kinds of

that's a couple of different kinds of gravies here he also gave me some kind

gravies here he also gave me some kind

gravies here he also gave me some kind of seasoning salt right here tried the

of seasoning salt right here tried the

of seasoning salt right here tried the Tipton's that Wow yeah you can


and I'm really happy with some of these books,

I'm very excited to read them,

we have not read many of them that are on here,

so this will make it a lot more fun at bedtime

for me, especially, so I can finally read some books

that I haven't read before, or at least read 1,000 times.

I also have some books I'm gonna put probably

by his nightstand over there

that are a little more like chapter books,

and a little bit longer to read,

and so we'll probably do like, a little bit of this--

- [Ollie] Poopy pants.

- Poopy pants, a little bit of these every like,

night, that way we can get used to just reading,

like, a chapter at a time before bed.

So we'll put these next to your bed, okay?

laid back guitar music

- Hey, Ollie.

- What?

- Do you want to play Pie Face?


Chandler : I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp.

Well, fine. So you don't like them. Everybody else does.

Chandler : Again, let's journey back.

As I recall, Rachel said she had never noticed the shape of your skull before.

And Joey? Well, Joey didn't realize there was anything different.

Monica : You know what? I don't care. I like it, and I'm gonna keep it.

Monica : You're just jealous because your hair can't do this.

- Get yourself in the tooth? - And the eye.


ESPOSITO : Hey. BECKETT : So?

Esposito : So, we've got a Hispanic male, late 20s.

Esposito : Cabbie spotted the body about an hour ago and called it in.

CAMERA CLICKING We got an ID?

ESPOSITO : No. We checked his pockets.

Esposito : There's no phone, keys or wallet.

I'm checking prints right now.

Esposito : From the blood trail, it looks like he was shot

Esposito : before he entered the alley.

Lanie Parish : He was hit in the shoulder with what looks like a .357,

but the kill shot, point-blank, execution-style with a 9mm.

CASTLE : Two guns. Could be more than one shooter?

Beckett : Was CSU able to trace that blood trail from the first shot?

Esposito : Starts around the corner.

Esposito : There's no visible point of origin,

Esposito : but the teams are still looking.

Beckett : Well, this is a bad neighborhood.

Beckett : Maybe it was a mugging gone wrong?

LANIE : Maybe.

Lanie : These grooves in his shoulder indicate

Beckett : that he was carrying something.

Lanie : And it was heavy. I'd say at least 30 pounds.

Lanie : I'm even seeing traces of skin tissue in his fingernail.

Lanie : I may be able to get DNA.

But I'll know a lot mo re once I get him back to the morgue.

Uh, his pockets may have been empty,

Castle : but it looks like he was trying to hide something in his shoe.


- Yesterday we drove along the north coast of Jamaica

and then onto the east coast,

we're somewhere past Boston Bay

and we stopped for the night here.

Wake up this morning on the coast,

it's absolutely spectacular.

The water, the peacefulness,

it's so quiet, pristine,

clean, fresh.

And we're gonna have a quick breakfast

and then we're gonna leave,

it's gonna be about an hour drive,

from the coast, inland, into the mountains.

I believe it's at the base of The Blue Mountain range,

which is where Sunning Hill is,

which is where we're gonna meet up with Ras Mokko and Matt.

bright music

This is fantastic, overlooking the sea,

the rolling waves coming in,

the weather is perfect today.


Phoebe, you're leaking.

Oh, my God! Your water broke!

Oh, okay.

Phoebe : Well, don't worry. I call shotgun.

Phoebe, we have to take you to the hospital now.

Okay. Well, there's probably one on the way to Atlantic City.

Phoebe, the babies are coming now.

Honey! High-five! The babies are coming!

Phoebe : Remember when my water broke?

I can't believe Phoebe's going to have her babies!

Monica : I know. It's beautiful and amazing.


nice caramel burnt sugar s fragrance

nice caramel burnt sugar s fragrance this is basically a smoking hot girl

this is basically a smoking hot girl

this is basically a smoking hot girl called with peanut butter on the inside

called with peanut butter on the inside

called with peanut butter on the inside and the ice cream on top it's hot and

and the ice cream on top it's hot and

and the ice cream on top it's hot and it's it strippers are gonna attack this


Leonard : Sheldon, your food's getting cold.

Sheldon : I'll eat later. Right now I'm suckling at the informative bosom of mother physics.

Penny : It's hot when Sheldon talks dirty.

So I found this website where you send them pictures...

Raj : ...they sculpt your head and make an action figure out of you.

Raj : - How awesome is that? - Let me see.


Chandler : That's a four.

-And where's the other one? -Under the table.


- [Mark] So that's why it's red colored, the tomato sauce?

- Yeah, that's why it's red colored.

- [Mark] Coating all of the bread, and fried.

- laughing Yeah.

And then it's filled with potatoes,

and chorizo mix, and they also put lettuce,


- What's AFK? - AFK.

Sheldon : Away from keyboard.

Penny : Oh, I see.

Sheldon : What does that stand for?

Penny : Oh, I see.

Sheldon : Yes, but what does it stand for?

And just click on the enchanted boots to put them on.

Penny : I don't know. Can I see them in another color?

Sheldon : Just click on them.

Now, congratulations, you are now a level-three warrior.

- What's going on? - Guess what? I'm a level-three warrior.

Do you know there are groceries outside of your apartment?

Penny : Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shh.


l believe you two have prepared vows?

Bernadette : Howard Joel Wolowitz, like you, this is going to be short and sweet.

l love you with all my heart and soul and promise to be with you forever.

Howard : Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowski...

Mrs Wolowitz off : Speak up!

Howard : Hey, from now on, she's the only woman who can yell at me!

Howard : Until I met you, I couldn't imagine spending my life with just one person.

Howard : And now I can't imagine spending one day of it without you.

All : By the power vested in us by the state of California...

Sheldon : And the Klingon High Council.


- You drink it.

- Masala.

- Really good and look at this,

you can see onions, chillis, masala

and they sever it with the local naan here.

And you can just break off that naan.

speaking in foreign language

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.


"Virtually undetectable."

Castle : Where does a drug like that come from?

Lanie : There's been some talk about a new

Lanie : "beat the test" performance-enhancing drug

Lanie : being developed somewhere in Eastern Europe.

Lanie : Eastern Europe.

Home of the hard-to-identify accent.

Beckett : Given how great everyone says Zack was,

Beckett : this whole steroids thing just doesn't make sense.

Castle : Well, we know he needed the money.

Beckett : If he wasn't using, maybe he was dealing.

That definitely would've given him the cash needed to make ends meet.

Beckett : Yeah, but he only had a couple of vials.

Castle : Maybe he was low on inventory.

Castle : And the man Zack was arguing with, our secretive Slav,

Castle : he was the distributor.

Beckett : If there even was a man. For all we know, Bridget was lying.

Ryan : Well, she wasn't lying about her brothers.

I talked to all four of them, one Irishman to another, and another.

Ryan : Anyway, they alibied out.

Ryan : They were in New Paltz when Zack was killed.

Beckett : All of them?

Bridget Mcmanus : For what?

Ryan : They were at a sporting event of sorts.

Beckett : Which was?


- Hello? - Hey.

Howard : - How'd it go last night with my mom? - Okay, I guess.

Howard : What time did you leave?

Raj : Actually, I'm still here.

- What? You spent the night? - Yeah.

Raj : After dinner, we watched a rerun of Rockford Files...

Raj : ...and then she opened a bottle of cream sherry...

Raj : ...and the next thing I know she was tucking me into your bed.

You wore my pajamas?

Raj : Mm-hm.

Raj : How do you sleep in these things? Silk pajamas on satin sheets?

Raj : I slid out of the bed like three times.

Rajesh? You up?

Mrs Wolowitz off : You ready for breakfast?

Raj : Oh, boy, breakfast.


Howard : I mean, even Donkey Kong had Donkey Kong Jr.

Howard : So he could teach someone how to kidnap princesses...

Howard : ...and throw barrels at Italian plumbers.

Leonard : You know, there's no guarantee even if you have kids you're gonna like them.

Raj : Wow, that's rough. Where'd you get that?

Leonard : It's right off the dust jacket of my mom's last book.

Howard : Maybe me and Bernadette aren't right for each other.

Leonard : Look, Howard, I'd say there's a lot of fish in the sea...

Leonard : ...but I watched you dangle your hook for years.

Leonard : Do not throw her back.


you know it is so cool that they've

you know it is so cool that they've

you know it is so cool that they've already finished slicing off the skin

already finished slicing off the skin

already finished slicing off the skin for the day but he grabbed a fresh one

for the day but he grabbed a fresh one

for the day but he grabbed a fresh one for us because he wants us to taste the

for us because he wants us to taste the

for us because he wants us to taste the fresh one so he cut it for us I got one

fresh one so he cut it for us I got one

fresh one so he cut it for us I got one with the seed flavor and texture I've


Lily and Marshall laughing : Oh, my god!

Ted gets out of his bedroom : I have a tattoo.

Barney : Oh, that's not a tattoo.

Barney : That, dear boy, is a tramp stamp.

Barney : A tramp stamp.

Ted : Kids, too often in life,

Narrator : We make decisions that we're not prepared to live with.

Narrator : This is a story about those decisions,

Narrator : And the consequences that follow.

Ted : Say good-bye, kids,

Ted : 'cause it won't be around much longer.


Phoebe : I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.

Ross : Is there blood coming out of my ears?

Joey : Check it out. Heckles' high-school yearbook.

Chandler : He looks so normal!

Phoebe : He's even kind of cute.


hop hooray and then these trousers which look really wide but they'll fit her

look really wide but they'll fit her

look really wide but they'll fit her because there are six to nine months so

because there are six to nine months so

because there are six to nine months so they should be fine so these will be too

they should be fine so these will be too big for now but gray leggings and then a

big for now but gray leggings and then a bunny like dress pair of dungarees but

bunny like dress pair of dungarees but

bunny like dress pair of dungarees but we actually have a dress that looks like

we actually have a dress that looks like exactly the same as this but it's still

exactly the same as this but it's still

exactly the same as this but it's still too big and also this shade of blue is

too big and also this shade of blue is

too big and also this shade of blue is lovely on her because of her eyes

lovely on her because of her eyes

lovely on her because of her eyes leggings but they look like footless

leggings but they look like footless

leggings but they look like footless tights they're like baby leggings with

tights they're like baby leggings with

tights they're like baby leggings with the big bum so I got a pack of two of

the big bum so I got a pack of two of

the big bum so I got a pack of two of those and then this is adorable this is

those and then this is adorable this is

those and then this is adorable this is like a little fleecy hoodie with ears of

like a little fleecy hoodie with ears of course and then it worn I've got the


Rachel : And then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg...

Rachel : ...and I kept slapping it away.

Chandler : You didn't like that?

Well, it wasn't just me, all right? He freaked out too.

Rachel : He couldn't even undo my bra.

Monica : Really? One time he just looked at my bra and it popped open.

Rachel : I do not know what's wrong with us.

We've kissed before and that's been great.

Rachel : But this time it was leading somewhere...

Rachel : ...and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.

Monica : You guys have been friends forever.

The first time you kissed Ross was weird.

Monica : You couldn't stop laughing. You got through that.

Okay. That's true. That's true, we can do this.

Rachel : You're right. We can do this. We'll just power through.

Joey : Chandler, can I talk to you for a second?


Monica : ...so you can patch things up with your new wife.

Ross : It could happen.

Ross, we are not moving to London. We already have lives here.

But it'd be great. They have great theater...

...great accents.

Tea.

They have a queen.

-So? -She's a woman.

-Daddy! -Hey!

Guess what? We're moving to London!


It's so ancient, just look at this walkway and then

you walk through here, you can smell the aroma of coffee

you can smell freshly baked bread.

Oh man this is amazing and look at this alley

and the staircase.

It's so incredibly good that we have Rafram with us

today who's guiding us through the ancient

city of Jerusalem because there's so many little hidden

passageways and alleys.

Look at this place we are walking down right now.

What's your name?

- Amir.

- Amir, nice to meet you.

Do you also blog?

- Yeah.

- You do?


Ryan : Then we can talk here.

You wanna discuss the virtues of processed meat in tube form? Fine.

Schuester : Otherwise you're wasting your time.

Esposito : How about we discuss the wire transfers you made to Noah Kesswood,

Esposito : a suspect in the murder of Michelle Twohey?

Schuester : Save your foie gras, your roast duck, your coq au vin.

Schuester : For me, fine dining is a New York hot dog.

Mr. Schuster, we know the last transfer was for 10 grand,

Ryan : sent the morning Michelle was murdered.

Esposito : Sounds like your law firm paid Noah to kill a fellow attorney.

Schuester : That's ridiculous.

Ryan : Maybe. But when we connect the dots,

Ryan : you think the media will see it that way?


Director : You are dancing with the tall guy. Tall guy, raise your hand!

Hey, buddy. Let me dance with her. I like her, and I think I have a shot.

Really, you think so? I don't.

Chandler : I couldn't find anything.. Hey, wait!


snoring


there's plantain in it there is rice

there's plantain in it there is rice flour and there is egg yeah it's like an

flour and there is egg yeah it's like an egg like high with the banana the I mean

egg like high with the banana the I mean the plantain

the plantain

the plantain jacques plante a no but not overly sweet

right custard stir it up well really

right custard stir it up well really

right custard stir it up well really good that's like perfect with teeth


All right, don't judge me too much, okay?

Monica : But I saw this infomercial, and I swear to you I have never, ever...

Monica : ...bought anything on TV before.

Monica : Except for this mop.

But there was this stuff on leg-waxing. It looked so amazing.

Waxine!

Monica : Yes! Have you seen it?

It's incredible! I so want to be a Waxine Girl!

Chloe : I know!

Do you think it really doesn't hurt? Because how can they do that?

Monica : Hello! Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rain forest?

Phoebe : They have the best stuff in there.

Rachel : Oh, my God!

Rachel : Oh, my God!

We figured when we couldn't find you, you'd gone home to make up with Rachel.

Joey : Which is probably what you should have done, huh?

Ross : You think?

God, I'm in hell. I mean, what am I gonna do?

Rachel's all like, "I love you," and "Let's work on this"...

Ross : ...and all I can think about...


Esposito : Let me see your hands!

Esposito : Drop it! Drop it now!

Esposito : What is that?

Why's it flashing?

Esposito : Huh? Answer me!

Esposito : Answer me!

Castle : Baseball cards, just like he said.

Esposito : Beckett, Castle, get out of there now.

The suspect had some kind of device in his pocket.

Esposito : I think he armed something.

Beckett : Copy that. Everyone out, now. Let's go. You guys, out.

Castle : What was that?

Castle,

Beckett : I think I'm standing on a bomb.


Zack : But you have to show him your ID and your insurance stuff.

Zack : You can't just give him a fake name.

House : You don't have to do anything.

House : Last time I checked, this was still America.

'Course that was 10 years ago.

Colleen : But you're gonna pay him, right?

Colleen : I mean, it was your fault.

House : A yellow light does not mean stop.

House : At the most, 20% my fault.

Since the insurance companies automatically

House : put 100% of the fault on the rear-ender,

House : my little lie was actually an effort

House : to achieve an outcome closer to the truth.

And it would've worked, too,

House : if it weren't for those meddling kids.

House : I am Dr. Hourani.

Alex : Then why did you say the other doctor was Hourani?

House : It's a common name.

House : It's like Smith in Lebanon.

Dryden : Let me see your ID.

House : I told you. I left it in my other pants.


âª My country 'tis of thee... âª

âª ...liberty âª

âª It's really great. âª

Leonard : So, when Howard said the FBI would be contacting me,

Leonard : I was expecting Mulder.


Monica : You and I are just "goofing around."

Monica : I thought, why not "goof around" with him?


Ha. What do you mean, why?

There were studies that suggest many who go into the performing arts...

Beverley : ...suffer from an external locus of identity.

Penny : Yeah, I don't know what that means.

Beverley : Well, it means you value yourself only as others value you...

Beverley : ...which is often the result of unmet childhood emotional needs.

Penny : Oh, well, I had a wonderful childhood.

Beverley : Tell me about it.

Penny : I know my dad wanted a boy.

[SOBBING]

I... I just... I tried being good at sports, but I hated getting dirty.

Beverley : And then, I'm assuming, you entered adolescence.

Penny : Uh-huh. He called me slugger until I got my first training bra...

Penny : ...and then he just stopped playing catch with me.

Penny : I wasn't slugger anymore.


Leonard : -What is that? -Your new girlfriend.

Howard : Have fun tonight.

"The dog."

[SPEAKS IN FINNISH]

"The roof."

[SPEAKS IN FINNISH]

"Grapes."

[SPEAKS IN FINNISH]

[KNOCKING]

Sheldon : One minute.

[SPEAKS IN FINNISH]

Raj : -What was that? -It means, "Come in."

Sheldon : It's taking forever to load the new operating system on my computer.

Sheldon : I disinfected the kitchen and the bathroom.

Sheldon : Now I thought I'd learn Finnish.

[SPEAKS IN HINDI]


George : I remember the bourbon...

Callie : and, uh... I don't...

George : Where did you sleep?

Richard : - Big day. - Yeah.

Richard : What time's your interview with the board?

3 : 00.

Richard : Well, if you have any questions, please...

Colin : Yes, thank you. I think I have everything well in hand.

Richard : That's a big folder.

It's, uh, it's nothing. It's, uh, just a few ideas I have for Seattle Grace.

A 10 year plan,

which, uh, really is just a few... tweaks.

What did, uh, Einstein say?

Colin : Newton did the work, I'm merely standing on his shoulders.

Richard : And in this scenario, I'm Newton.

Meredith : George...

Callie : - Hey. - Hey.

- You look nice. - I look insane. I'm wearing pearls.

Callie : - Listen... - Listen, about, last night...

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I, uh, had...

we're gonna have to put a pin in that for now, because as of this moment,

you and I are the perfect couple. Okay?

Callie : We are the perfect, happily married couple

Callie : who are perfect and... and never fight,


Leonard : This is weird, right?

Sheldon : Pop-Pop was the only one in my family who encouraged me to pursue science.

Sheldon : But you didn't bring him back, did you?

Sheldon : No. Instead, I got Lincoln Logs.

Now, you can build a lot of neat things out of Lincoln Logs...

...but Pop-Pop ain't one of them.

Sheldon : And now you're here asking me for something. To save you.

Sheldon : Well, sorry, Mr. Kringle. But today's not your day.

Sheldon : I'm leaving you here to rot and I hope the ogres feast on your bones.

Sheldon : I take the skeleton key, toss it into the chasm...

...and on the way out give Santa a swift kick in his bowl full ofjelly.

Penny : Okay.

Leonard : So Wolowitz and Stuart are paralyzed, Santa's dead...


Beckett : Thank you.

Okay, so, each one of Madison's early morning visits to the library

Beckett : happened after one of her all-nighters.

Beckett : She swiped in and out within five minutes.

Castle : I'm guessing she wasn't hanging out in Russian lit to study.

Beckett : Castle, Russian literature. It's right here.

Castle : Thank God for the Kindle or I'd be out of a job in a couple of years.

Castle : Kids just don't read actual books anymore.

Unless it's Voyna i Mir.

War and Peace. In its original Russian.

Beckett : And look, there's no dust here.

Beckett : It's like someone pulled this out recently.

Beckett : It's lighter than I remember Tolstoy being.

Are these bank notes?

Castle : These are bonds. These are bearer bonds.

Castle : Issued by the German government.

Castle : These are payable to the bearer, no questions asked.

Beckett : German bearer bonds? I thought that only existed in Die Hard.

CASTLE : How did Madison get her hands on these?

I don't know, but there's over a million dollars' worth here.


HOWARD : I really don't think the colonoscopy was necessary.

Leonard : Before you got all swollen up...

...I thought you're trying to keep me out of the apartment...

Leonard : ...so you could throw me a surprise party.

Howard : Oh, right, it's your birthday.

Howard : I had no idea it was your birthday. I forgot.

Howard : What a lousy way to spend a birthday. Well, it's all over now.

There is a party, isn't there?

Leonard : Maybe.

Leonard : Howard.

- Are you mad? - How could I be mad?

Leonard : You actually risked your life because you care about me.

Howard : Yeah, that's why I did it.

All right, here we go.


This is a hundred-thousand-ruble note, which is worth approximately...

...nothing.

-David? -Phoebe! Hi.


House : Don't stare directly at it.

So what caused "Big Head's" heart to stop?

Taub : Simple. His big head.

Increased intacranial pressure would cause heart block.

House : Wrong. Sixteen years they've been testing that insane noggin to death.

Terzi : What about a congenital heart defect?

Terzi : He has a midline anomaly on his head,

Terzi : makes sense he'd have a midline anomaly in his heart, too.

The 16 years of testing didn't show?

Volakis : Why did you bring her in so late? It's not fair.

The rest of us... Hey, hey, hey! You wanted fair,

House : you picked the wrong job, the wrong profession,

House : the wrong species.

House : Forget the deformity.

House : Treat the patient like he's any other really, really ugly kid.

Cole : Infection? Could be endocarditis.

Thirteen : Well, since he doesn't have a prosthetic heart valve,

Thirteen : I assume you're thinking he's an IV drug user?

Cole : House said assume he's normal.

Cole : Dealers don't ask for ID and don't care what you look like.

House : Nice. You're right about the habit.

House : You're wrong about the substance.

House : Blackened skin under the nose equals frostbite from huffing Freon.

Freon's toxic, it damages the heart.

Taub : Discoloration could be acanthosis nigricans.

Taub : It's a common side effect of these deformities.

Thirteen : There's also discoloration on the cheeks and forehead.

House : Do a nuclear study.

House : If I'm right, you'll see scarring of the heart.


Monica : What did I tell you about the hall?

I was coming over to apologize for my behavior.

I'd really like it if we could be friends.

Monica : Well, I know that would make Joey happy, so...

Monica : I would like that too.

-Great. -Now, come on.

-I'm glad we worked it out. -Me too.

-I'll see you. -Bye.

-Or I'll hear you. -That's it, big girl!

Wait!


Leonard : - Hi. - Hello.

Penny : What are you doing?

Sheldon : Oh, Leonard's mad at me, so I'm making him lemon bars.

Penny : Does he even like lemon bars?

Sheldon : Not really.

Sheldon : But I'm mad at him, too, so lemon bars it is.

Penny : Something happen at the meeting?

Sheldon : They made me promise I wouldn't talk.

Penny : And you talked?

Sheldon : Well, now, see?

Sheldon : You knew what was gonna happen. Why didn't they?

Sheldon : Anyway, now we're committed to completing this project

Sheldon : in a ridiculously short time frame,


Rachel : I mean, I was in there just listening to them bitch about each other.


* nobody's home *

Robin : Hi. Two for dinner.

Woman : Just the two of you?

* All by ourselves *


and you really never changed at all if

and you really never changed at all if anything we just got more beautiful the

anything we just got more beautiful the

anything we just got more beautiful the rice beautifully seasoned this is better

rice beautifully seasoned this is better than the one I had at the food fest

than the one I had at the food fest

than the one I had at the food fest where I'll tell you guys why it's got

where I'll tell you guys why it's got

where I'll tell you guys why it's got these little guys in there I mean this

these little guys in there I mean this

these little guys in there I mean this thing is spiced up and that my friends

thing is spiced up and that my friends

thing is spiced up and that my friends that's a beautiful thing everybody I

that's a beautiful thing everybody I

that's a beautiful thing everybody I take I want to give it a compliment you

take I want to give it a compliment you

take I want to give it a compliment you know just want to tell her how beautiful


Joey : I know.

Joey : I know.

Okay.

Ross : All right.

I'm gonna go tell Joey that you're back.

We were really worried about you.

And that guy that never delivered his burrito?

He thought there was some sort of connection.

Phoebe : Did she buy it?

Totally.

-So did Hildy show you the place? -Yeah. It's beautiful.

I can't believe you're gonna ask Monica to marry you.

Joey : I know.

Joey : -Hey, Gunther. -Take these cappuccinos to table 11.

And that guy wants some biscotti.


guys because I am like so excited like - I think the most exciting thing I wanted

I think the most exciting thing I wanted to Amelia was M immediate in school the

to Amelia was M immediate in school the

to Amelia was M immediate in school the other day and they're doing this thing

other day and they're doing this thing

other day and they're doing this thing where parents are like coming in and one

where parents are like coming in and one of the media's classmate is a doctor and

of the media's classmate is a doctor and she came in and she talked about her job

she came in and she talked about her job and he all dressed up like his doctors

and he all dressed up like his doctors

and he all dressed up like his doctors we talked about doctors let me just tell

we talked about doctors let me just tell me all this and then and she was like oh

me all this and then and she was like oh will you come into school I was thinking


What is his name .. Umina claims


Burke : ...did you put in the blood work?

Cristina : Oh, right before I got here.

Burke : Hmm. Take her to Radiology for the MRI.

Burke : Beep me when you're done.

[Sighing]

Burke : You want the Whipple, right?

George : Yeah.

[Door opening]

Bailey : - Hey. - Hey.

Izzie : Here. My share of the grocery money.

Izzie : - When are you going? - Tonight.

Izzie : Seriously, George. Please don't...

George : Yeah, could we not talk about it here?

Izzie : What, tampons?

George : Did you not hear a word I said?

Izzie : You're a man. We know.

Alex : Talk about shrinking the salamander.

I always divided surgeons into two categories :

Those that remember the names of their patients

and those who didn't.

They all remember their surgeries, of course.


Howard : No!

Sheldon : This might be a good time to point out, Howard,

Sheldon : that friendship requires a certain give and take.

Sheldon : Hold the door.


Leonard : We think we can help you with your stage fright.


And I think I'll go in for some of these,

more pickled onions as well.

Put this on top.

And a little more of that salsa.

Oh, perfecto!

relaxing dubstep


Sheldon, I do hope you forgive me for my inappropriate behavior last night.

Sheldon : I don't blame you.

Sheldon : -You were intoxicated. -Thank you.

Sheldon : I blame Penny.

Penny : I blame Penny too. Bad Penny.

Leonard : Wait a minute, what are you talking about? What inappropriate behavior?

Beverley : -I think it's best that you not know. -Agreed.

Sheldon : Agreed.


Beckett : I think that if you have an insight, you should run it by me first.

Castle : Fine, I will. Now drink your wine.


Sheldon : So, what brings you by? Well,

Howard : I don't need a reason-- it's my house.

Stuart : Technically, it's your mom's house, but...

Stuart : we certainly want you to feel welcome.

Howard : I'm always welcome.

Stuart : Mm, just... try and call first.

Bernadette : Okay, let's get down to business.

Bernadette : Howie was thinking about putting up some money

Bernadette : to help you reopen the store, but before that happens,

Bernadette : I have a few questions. Oh.

Stuart : I appreciate the offer,

Stuart : but actually your mother already gave me the money.

Howard : What?

Stuart : Yeah. I told her it was too much,

Stuart : but she said she was happy to help out her bubala.


Ross : - Do you want Cranapple or Cran-Grape? - Grape.

Okay, now...

...sit.


Ryan : You really think EHI's grand poobah is behind this?

Beckett : I think that he knows where Madsen is, and that Madsen is still working for him.

Ryan : But doing what? And what does any of this have to do

Ryan : with a struggling actor like Justin Marquette?

Huh.


Penny : Thank you. I really needed to hear that today.

-Ooh! Brie's ready! -Yay!

Leonard : -Good morning. -Hello.

Leonard : So am I driving you to work, or are you still mad at me?


Raj : Now I know how all those army wives feel.

Howard : Would you stop?

Howard : We're just gonna be on the other side of campus.

Raj : And right here.

Howard : You are a deeply silly man.


-Whose MCl card is that? -Mine. Shoot!

Remember this number : Nine, seven, four....

Okay, and here we have the last of Paolo's grappa.


cool sighs nice hmm there are some

cool sighs nice hmm there are some onions in there and carrots as well oh

onions in there and carrots as well oh

onions in there and carrots as well oh well that's a very fresh touch to this

well that's a very fresh touch to this

well that's a very fresh touch to this meal that Burger has almost put me out

meal that Burger has almost put me out

meal that Burger has almost put me out of commission but I'm on my last bite

of commission but I'm on my last bite

of commission but I'm on my last bite yeah final bite I think this is my final

yeah final bite I think this is my final night

night

night yeah that can be done in one bite

that was a really good burger I'm

that was a really good burger I'm

that was a really good burger I'm feeling kind of hazy after eating that

feeling kind of hazy after eating that

feeling kind of hazy after eating that now but we are walking back towards the

now but we are walking back towards the

now but we are walking back towards the center of tempo gonna walk around I'm

center of tempo gonna walk around I'm

center of tempo gonna walk around I'm not sure if we have any other plans

not sure if we have any other plans

not sure if we have any other plans until the game the match football match

until the game the match football match

until the game the match football match tonight so we may just kind of wander

tonight so we may just kind of wander

tonight so we may just kind of wander around or I'm thinking we might go back

around or I'm thinking we might go back

around or I'm thinking we might go back to the house to get a little bit of work

to the house to get a little bit of work done and then come back


Her name is Dutch and also Margha.

Margha.

Woman : - Margha. - Margha.

Mar-hon.

Margha.

Yo, flirty boys. We're in the middle of a game.

Come on, guys! Let's go! Come on. Second down!

- Hello? It's third down. - No, it's not. It's second.

Chandler : - Wow. - Wow what?

How it just amazes me that you're still pulling stuff like this.

- Pulling what? It's second down. - Okay, it's second down.

Ross : Take all the second downs you need.

Monica : - I heard that. - Well, I said it loud.


Monica : - Have you seen Chandler? - No, why?

I keep thinking about all the things I won't have.

It's freaking me out. I don't know what to do.

Don't sweat it.

Chandler's not around, so get it out of your system. That guy's cute.


Chandler : But I made you a tape of what I think are all romantic songs.

Monica : What a great gift!

Is "The Way You Look Tonight" on it?

We'll have to listen and see.

Monica : Oh, I love it! Thank you so much.

Monica : You ready to open yours?


to the green papaya salad.

- Location two.

upbeat music

What do I do with this?

- But I think we'll give them back the basket.

laughs

speaks foreign language


Up and at 'em.

How you feeling?

Cameron : Can you talk?

Foreman : I don't feel anything.

Rodney : Are you numb?

Foreman : No, I mean...

Foreman : I don't feel any pain.

Keep your head still. Follow my finger.

Foreman : - I'm OK. - Your breath stinks,

and you're peeing into a bag. What are our names?

Foreman : You did the biopsy?

Girl : - Thank you. - Names?

Cameron.

Foreman : My dad

Foreman : and the manipulative bastard.

House : You remembered.

- How you doing, Dad? - Great.

Rodney : Relieved. Great.

Foreman : What did I have?

Cameron : Naegleria. Biopsy showed the amoeba,

the CDC autopsy eventually found the amoeba,

Cameron : and House found it in the water on the cop's roof.

House : - Wiggle your left toes. - Wait. What?

Foreman : - You went back and she did the biopsy? - Your left toes, Foreman.


Castle : You said he was staying with you.

Brock : Right, Lance wrapped last week.

Brock : I was told transportation took him straight from the set to the airport.

Beckett : Okay, well, my detectives will need to speak with the driver,

Beckett : along with anyone else that Lance knew.

'Course.

Um, what exactly happened? How'd he die?

Beckett : Um, he was strangled.

Beckett : With a garrote.

Castle : Does that mean something to you?

Brock : You know Lance was CNI, right?

Castle : Spanish Intelligence.

Beckett : But what does that have to do with his murder?

Everything.

Brock : He was a CNI assassin.

Brock : That was his signature. He killed people with a garrote.

Castle : Which is why it was used to kill him.

Castle : Lance was murdered because he's the Spanish Jason Bourne!

Beckett : Why, Castle? Because a B action movie star in a kimono said so?

Castle : Because it makes sense.

Castle : Lance was drawing on his experience as a ruthless CNI operative

Castle : to play action heroes.

Castle : But his shadowy past caught up with him.

Castle : Maybe it was revenge for a hit he did back in the day.

Castle : Kill him the way he killed.

Beckett : Castle, he left CNI 30 years ago.

Beckett : Why would his past catch up to him now?

Captain Victoria Gates : Mr. Castle might just be right about CNI.

Ah-ha!

Castle : How am I right?

Gates : Esposito and Ryan are off interviewing folks on the set,

but before they left, they got on to something.

Gates : They pulled Lance's phone records,

Gates : and the day he died, he made a phone call to Interpol in Spain.

Gates : To the office of one Enrique Gomez.

Beckett : What does Gomez have to do with CNI?


Lily : What's the matter with you?

Barney : Even I wouldn't do that.

Yes! Ugh!

Lily : You can ask somebody to get rid of their iguana

Lily : After it poops in your hair, but not their dog.

Marshall : I miss jebediah.

Barney : Oh, I almost forgot.


Sheldon : But perhaps from your lofty heights

Sheldon : atop the corporate ladder, you've lost touch

Sheldon : with the struggles of the common man.

Leonard : Look, I'm still happy to drive you to work.

Leonard : Nothing's changed in that regard.

Leonard : We're still roommates, we're still friends.

Sheldon : Except you identified me, your best friend,

Sheldon : as a gangrenous limb that needed to be severed

Sheldon : from the organism and tossed away.

Sheldon : The desperate act of a little man


I need to get in and find the source of bleeding.

Denny : It's just gonna happen again.

Meredith : Where is something to wipe up this blood?

Dylan : - Fool me once... - Oh, good, yeah.

Show up now, be a smart-ass. We have a job to do. Where are you?

Dylan : It's a waste of time. She's gonna get it or she's not.

Meredith : - Get what? - It doesn't matter how you got here.

Dylan : You're either in this thing or you're not. There is no in-between.

Dylan : And cowboy here can get pissed off, because for all his tough talk,

he's no different from Bonnie. He's stuck.

Meredith : - And you're not? - No.

Bonnie : - Please. - Stop. I had a good life.

Dylan : I helped when I could. And when that shell went off in my hands,

Dylan : I completed my task. I saved you.

Richard : Another epi?

Bailey : We've been pushing epi an hour and a half.

Richard : Check another lead.

- Asystole on three leads, sir. - What about her temp?

Bailey : - Down to 86 degrees. - Eighty-six?


Penny : Your career is far too important.

Wyatt : Behind every great man is a nagging woman

Wyatt : who won't let him have any fun, am I right, Leonard?

Leonard : Don't I know it.

Wyatt : Well, good night, son.

Leonard : Good night, Wyatt.

Leonard : Oh, good night, honey.

Wyatt : Good night.

Howard : I love you.

Penny : Love you, too.

Sheldon : Oh, friggety-frak.


- Kalasina chicken.

All over Tripoli, I've been seeing the grilled chicken

and the rotisserie chicken as well.

Is it very common in Tripoli?

- Yeah.

- Very common, right, people like to eat it?

- Kalasina.

- Kalasina, and we're at,

- Farrouj.

- Farrouj.

- Farrouj Kalasina, the farrouj is the chicken itself.

- Ah, okay, I get it.

So we decided to have, they have two different versions.

One is the grilled, one is the rotisserie.

So we're getting half and half of each.

You can really smell the garlic.

They brush it in garlic as it goes on the grill.


Sheldon : Leonard could frequent sushi bars,

Sheldon : salad bars, oyster bars,


interesting like to know what the sizing is like of stuff what products are good

is like of stuff what products are good

is like of stuff what products are good what products aren't good like stuff

what products aren't good like stuff

what products aren't good like stuff like that that just needs to be more

like that that just needs to be more

like that that just needs to be more like information like out there guys

like information like out there guys

like information like out there guys will we upload the first video of our

will we upload the first video of our

will we upload the first video of our story story club reading club book club


go so long ago and yeah it seemed so

go so long ago and yeah it seemed so fast and we're sitting here again yeah

baby from another I'll be convenient

baby from another I'll be convenient

baby from another I'll be convenient actually you want to baby man yeah go

actually you want to baby man yeah go

actually you want to baby man yeah go for sure I really excited to see you

for sure I really excited to see you

for sure I really excited to see you again

again

again I wondered able to do to 4d thing here

I wondered able to do to 4d thing here

I wondered able to do to 4d thing here until now so wherever and see her face

until now so wherever and see her face

until now so wherever and see her face just turn on our side if she kick in is

just turn on our side if she kick in is

just turn on our side if she kick in is she moving so now she wants to Arrieta a

she moving so now she wants to Arrieta a little bit we might actually be able to

little bit we might actually be able to

little bit we might actually be able to see her face will not be cool

see her face will not be cool

see her face will not be cool I know 40 is kind of scary but amazing

I know 40 is kind of scary but amazing

I know 40 is kind of scary but amazing so cool these are things in it okay

so cool these are things in it okay

so cool these are things in it okay please hold for a face

sunshine 5li through the window he had

sunshine 5li through the window he had

sunshine 5li through the window he had broken but just look like it yeah a


- Yeah. It is.

- Juicy.

- You can taste it for yourself.

- Trevor Thank you boss Khalifah.


Beckett : What if he imagined that the Devil was after him,

Beckett : and in his delusional state,

Beckett : he smashed up his apartment and impaled himself?

Beckett : I mean, I've seen guys on PCP do much worse.

Castle : Well, that still doesn't explain the attack on Talmadge,

Castle : the magical pool shot, or all the disappearing evidence.

Castle : No, something much bigger is going on here.

Ryan : You know, I think Castle may be right.

Ryan : I finally got in touch with Greenblatt Insurance.

Ryan : They say he is on the payroll, but as a remote employee.

Ryan : Greenblatt's only office is in Chicago, and Will's never been there.

Castle : But his neighbor said he saw him going to work every day.

Ryan : Yep. And his Greenblatt key card was with his house keys,

Ryan : and all scratched up. Worn.

Castle : So if Greenblatt doesn't have a New York office,

Castle : where was Will going every day?

Beckett : Sounds like Greenblatt Insurance is a front.

Beckett : Ryan, where is this key card now?

Ryan : Back at Will's apartment.

Beckett : What are you doing?

Castle : We don't know if the Invisible Man is here right now.

Castle : Did the Invisible Man just goose you?

Castle.

I know. They're like that. So gauche.

Ugh.

Great.

Ooh.

Castle : That's pretty good. You're really selling the Invisible...

Esposito : This is... This is real! This is...


Wilson : It has nothing to do with them being good,

Wilson : you think they're idiots half the time.

Wilson : But they're comfortable. You feel abandoned by Cuddy,

Wilson : so you're reaching out to people you know for comfort.

House : Oh, my God, you're right. I don't need doctors at all.

House : I just need a good friend.

Wilson : Cuddy's right.

Wilson : Maybe, just maybe, if I don't play along, you'll realize

Wilson : you can't solve a deeper problem with a surface solution.

House : Would've been more profound if you hadn't said anything.

Rick : You okay?

Chase : Getting through it.

Foreman : Be a lot easier once you two are away from here.

Yeah.

Chase : He's peeing blood.

Chase : BP's rising.

Heart rate is up to 250.

Foreman : He's going into cardiac arrest.


Castle : Oh. Well, actually, you had me until the river.

Mmm-hmm. And you got a third jack, and trip jacks beat trip nines.

Alexis : - You win. - Don't sweat it, sweetheart.

Castle : Just your first lesson. What do you say we call it a night?

Alexis : What? No. Let's keep playing.

Alexis : Shuffle up and deal.

Martha : Ah! Hello, darlings.

Martha : Oh. What's all this?

Alexis : Dad's teaching me the basics of No Limit Texas Hold 'Em.

Martha : I'm shocked.

Martha : Shocked there's gambling in here.

Martha : Deal me in.


Greg House : Any chance he's just overwhelmed with gratitude?


Zack : Penny?


We came here to hide. bouncy, spooky music

- Hmm, where could they have gone?

Come on, bugs, follow me. gentle skittering

- I think he's gone. - Thanks for keeping us safe.

- No problem; that Oogie Boogie must be taken care of.

Here, have a sucker. gentle music

Zero barks - We must find Halloween Town.

screaming Oh, no, Sally!


Nurse!


Penny : So, how do you want me to cut it?

Sheldon : How about Bill Gates meets Nikola Tesla?

Leonard : So, business in the front, science in the back.

Penny : Or I don't cut it and maybe just style it a little.

Sheldon : I'm in your hands.

Sheldon : Do a good job and I'll tell you Cosmo's ten dynamite tips

Sheldon : to enjoy your PMS.

Penny : Can you keep him quiet?

Penny : Maybe jangle some keys in front of him?

That doesn't work anymore.

Leonard : He just thinks I'm taking him to the doctor.

Leonard : So, now that you're no longer invested in string theory,

Leonard : what are you gonna pursue?

Sheldon : There are so

Sheldon : black holes, dark matter...

Penny : Leonard was telling me about dark matter,

Penny : but I didn't really understand it.

Sheldon : Don't feel bad. Neither does he.

Sheldon : OK...


the best you have been when I could say

the best you have been when I could say oh my god you think Jonathan the fact


That just falls off the bone.

Just a clean steaming bone.

Oh that's melt in your mouth tender.

That is ridiculously tender.

The meat has just absorbed that herbal broth.

I just ordered a black coffee

but they're making it the traditional, the old school way,

and I watched him as a was making a foreign language .

Normally they put condensed milk in it

but I'm not a huge fan of condensed milk

so I ordered it with no condensed milk.

But it's pretty cool to watch him making it

as he dumps in the coffee and then scoops out the

condensed milk from the can very expertly.


House : We really, really need to talk.

You're drunk and you screwed up big time.

Wilson : Go home!

Cuddy : You completely disappeared on me.

Cuddy : You wouldn't even answer your cell phone.

House standing In The Middle Of The Room : You're gonna want to sit down for this.

House standing In The Middle Of The Room : Go ahead. Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.