-Airmail. -Airplane. Airport. Airport '75!

Chandler : Airport '77! Airport '79!

Rachel : Time's up!

Monica : Bye Bye Birdie!

Phoebe : That's a bird?

Phoebe : That's a bird!

Okay, it's my turn.


- [Bryan] Let me see you do it Liv.

Oh look at that, it's beautiful penmanship.

- What's up?

- It's Collin, what up dude?

I was telling Collin last night he did what we did.

You move into a house

and then two days later you just leave it.

- Why?

- Insanity, right?

- Why, why?

Looking good dude, smelling good.

You ready for this?

- You got your sleeves rolled up.

- Yeah, I got someone on sleeve duty in case they fall down.

Gotta make sure they're on point.

Of course Ellie and Jared are sittin'

next to the boardgames.

- We've been so bored all morning.

Bryan laughing

- [Bryan] And Ollie becomes Catboy.

- Let's get the Batman theme song.

singing

- [Both] Catboy.

- [Bryan] Oh my gosh.

He has been waiting to get into this costume

for probably like two weeks now.

He's dressed as Catboy.

He has a tail, you have a tail Ollie.

Are you so excited dude?

You look just like Catboy.

Do you wanna see yourself?

Look at those ears.


CHRISTINA : I am too intense?

CHRISTINA : I have been working my ass off. Making sure nobody here knows.

CHRISTINA : Running your board, learning surgical procedures, covering you.

BURKE : Covering me? And I haven't been covering you?

CHRISTINA : Excuse me?

BURKE : I'm just saying. We're a team.

MEREDITH : - OK. - A strong team.

I wouldn't be in that OR if I didn't know I could do it.

You have to trust me. Don't let this O'Malley thing break you down.

GEORGE : I'm not.

Cristina.

I got to go.

ALEX : What happened?

Driver lost control. Plowed through the fish market at the wharf.

At least a dozen injuries. I need all hands on deck.

Does that mean all hands? Or just all hands?

Stevens, you shouldn't have been paged.

BAILEY : You can go and take over on Mr. O'Malley.

- He's having surgery with Dr. Burke. - That's my case.

BAILEY : You have traumas rolling. She can take over.

So I get to scrub in? Thanks.

Stevens, you will not scrub in. You will not handle any instruments.


unless yeah what do you do with the

unless yeah what do you do with the tourist offer you put it at those feet

tourist offer you put it at those feet

tourist offer you put it at those feet you'll um I am exhausted and that's only

you'll um I am exhausted and that's only the beginning of the bank holiday

the beginning of the bank holiday

the beginning of the bank holiday weekend don't even know what's gonna

weekend don't even know what's gonna

weekend don't even know what's gonna happen and don't get me wrong I love

happen and don't get me wrong I love

happen and don't get me wrong I love spending time with our kids but it's

spending time with our kids but it's

spending time with our kids but it's like intense the more kids you have

like intense the more kids you have

like intense the more kids you have obviously so if it were probably if it

obviously so if it were probably if it

obviously so if it were probably if it were just a median Eduardo right now it

were just a median Eduardo right now it

were just a median Eduardo right now it would be a lot easier but that probably

would be a lot easier but that probably

would be a lot easier but that probably wouldn't be as fun unless he has got to

wouldn't be as fun unless he has got to

wouldn't be as fun unless he has got to that stage now where she's just so

that stage now where she's just so

that stage now where she's just so involved in everything that's so cute to

involved in everything that's so cute to see her like like this what are you


yeah that wind I hope the audio is okay

yeah that wind I hope the audio is okay very elevator oh it's kind of squeaking

very elevator oh it's kind of squeaking

very elevator oh it's kind of squeaking but otherwise this elevators so quiet

but otherwise this elevators so quiet

but otherwise this elevators so quiet you barely know it's even going up

you barely know it's even going up

you barely know it's even going up listen it's kind of squeaky today though

listen it's kind of squeaky today though I don't think oh sweet yesterday

I don't think oh sweet yesterday

I don't think oh sweet yesterday well maybe the wind is like coming

well maybe the wind is like coming

well maybe the wind is like coming through the elevator interiors we are on

through the elevator interiors we are on the 23rd floor okay we have arrived


Castle : So, the car service was going to pick up Gensler, the courier,

Castle : from the airport here, take him to the lab here.

Castle : Basically, north.

Yet for some reason, when they were attacked,

Castle : they ended up here, in Spanish Harlem.

Beckett : The opposite way.

Yes. So either this driver had a terrible sense of direction...

Beckett : Or he was in on it.

Castle : And maybe his partners killed him to silence him.


What a beautiful place.

What a beautiful people

and come outside.

Oh man, it is rainy.

It's still raining.

Looks like it's just gonna be a rainy, drizzly cloudy day

all day today but we're gonna get back into the van

and we are gonna drive towards Barkhor Street

which is the center,

which is the old city of Lhasa

to walk around and eat some more food.

upbeat percussive music

Well, we made it to the Barkhor Street area.

This is the old part of Lhasa

so there's just networks and lanes and alleys

of old buildings and it's also where the Johkang Temple is

which is the center of Tibet.

It is also one of the most sacred places in Tibet.

We're gonna stop at another tea house.

This is a very, very famous tea house in Barkhor Street.

Doma said it's packed but they're known

for a few other dishes that we're gonna taste.


== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man

Raj : What time do you and Bernadette head out?

Howard : As soon as I get home.

Howard : We're hoping to make it before dark.


Foreman : You're not even a little agnostic? Is it supposed to smell funny?

Someone ralphed in there this morning. We cleaned it up, but...

Cameron : It's normal, Sister. It's just a few more minutes. - Mm.

Cameron : I believe in a higher order that's in control of what happens,

Cameron : but not one, anthropomorphic entity called "God"...

Cameron : that's concerned with the everyday workings of you and me.

Foreman : What else is there to control but the everyday workings of you and me?

Cameron : It's always about you, Foreman.

What are you talking about... The trees, the fish?

Should they be the ones that think it's all about them?

Foreman : What about you, Chase? Do you believe in God?

Chase : I believe Sister Augustine has no vascular pathology, which means no Churg-Strauss.

Foreman : Which means House made a mistake. No, not necessarily.

Cameron : It could be something else... thyrotoxicosis or a carcinoid. I don't get you.

Foreman : You don't believe in God, but you're willing to put complete faith in one man?

Augustine : Please. The smell. Let's get her out of there.

Cameron : I'm coming, Sister. I gotcha.

Augustine : Please. The smell. I'm comin'.

I'm gonna be sick. There's no smell.

No. God. Oh! It's Jesus. It's Jesus!

Augustine : He's coming for me!

Augustine : He's burning me with his touch!

Foreman : Let's get her on some Ativan.

The smells, religious visions... It's symptomatic of temporal lobe swelling.

Foreman : - We don't want her to... - She's seizing.


called masa Baja and it's actually way

called masa Baja and it's actually way over here on the side sabaha is tahini

over here on the side sabaha is tahini

over here on the side sabaha is tahini with what is the sesame paste along with

with what is the sesame paste along with there's some some chickpeas in here slaw

there's some some chickpeas in here slaw I'm going on from this side where

I'm going on from this side where

I'm going on from this side where there's oil and paprika

that has a totally different texture and feel as opposed to the hummus this is

feel as opposed to the hummus this is

feel as opposed to the hummus this is more foamy and lighter those are the

more foamy and lighter those are the

more foamy and lighter those are the three dishes that they serve here but

three dishes that they serve here but

three dishes that they serve here but it's so hard to decide which one to

it's so hard to decide which one to

it's so hard to decide which one to choose that they'd created a dish here


Alex : I got a shot to scrub in downstairs

on a patient who wasn't alive during the Civil War.

Alex : Don't page me again.

[Woman on PA] Pain Management to 209. Pain Management to 209.


Mrs. Wickfield : He was trying to isolate new energy sources.

Beckett : Why would anyone target him for that?

Mrs. Wickfield : Because some people thought that his experiments were dangerous.

That somehow he was gonna create a black hole

that was gonna swallow the Earth.

But of course, it was all nonsense!

Wickfield on Video : Well, the work is very exciting.

Wickfield on Video : But right now it's all theoretical.

Wickfield on Video : What our research really offers

Wickfield on Video : is an entirely new way of looking at the universe.

Castle : Changing the way people see the universe?

Castle : That's exactly the kind of person whose death could alter the future.

Beckett : It's also the kind of person that a crazy,

Beckett : anti-science nut like Ward would fixate on.

Ryan : Which means any of the other speakers at that conference could be next.

Castle : Except now he's looking for a child.

Beckett : Okay, contact the conference organizers.

Beckett : Get names of everyone that attended.

Beckett : Let's see if there are any children on that list.

Beckett : This guy's gonna kill again and we don't know anything about him.

Esposito : I may have found someone who does.

Beckett : That Eco group that Ward was supposedly a part of?

Esposito : Well, it's since disbanded,

but its leader at the time was a guy named Jack Hastings.

Esposito : He's an environmental author now, and his new book, Our Earth's End,

it's about the coming Eco-disasters and the destruction of the human race.

MAN : If you wanna know the future, look at the facts.

In less than 35 years, we'll have no gas, no coal, and no uranium left.

As our energy resources dwindle and needs rise due to global warming,

scarcity will spark the inevitable.

A massive, bloody world war, probably within...


game I would love to lose let's hope I

game I would love to lose let's hope I get the spicy one it smells fantastic

get the spicy one it smells fantastic

get the spicy one it smells fantastic like smells just absolutely phenomenal

like smells just absolutely phenomenal

like smells just absolutely phenomenal Oh mmm I mean this is very simple it's


it just takes so long so long now and

it just takes so long so long now and too thick that's why I have like a half

too thick that's why I have like a half

too thick that's why I have like a half up half down look the budget I'm Judith

up half down look the budget I'm Judith

up half down look the budget I'm Judith from Alexis backyard Hassan says bus but

from Alexis backyard Hassan says bus but she's perfectly happy super fine she's

she's perfectly happy super fine she's

she's perfectly happy super fine she's sleeping

we'll bring it

we'll bring it

we'll bring it I decide to create

I decide to create

I decide to create da da

haha

that's around I finish we're really


I can never resist that and this is my favorite fatty beef brisket

And they mixed in some kind of spicy sauce with it as well. Usually I like these with a little bit of salt and vinegar

and sesame oil

That's heavenly

the brisket's nice ratio of lean and fatty meat

It's not sliced as thin as I would typically like but the quality of this meat is undeniable


Beckett : Any idea why he rushed over here yesterday?

Patterson : Actually, yeah. He showed up with a bug detector,

Patterson : started sweeping the place.

Why would anyone wanna put a kennel under surveillance?

Esposito : I don't know.

Patterson : Well, his breeding and training methods were closely guarded secrets.

Patterson : And the Pilar Retriever was making his competitors very nervous.

Beckett : Anyone specific?

Patterson : It sounded crazy at the time,

but he thought one of his dog-training clients

Patterson : was in business with someone who was trying to infiltrate our operation.

Beckett : And did he tell you which client?

Reporter : Kay Cappuccio? Why would she steal Francisco's secrets?

Well, we don't know for sure that she did.

In fact, we don't know that he was actually bugged by anyone.

Well, we do now. Francisco's sweeper has a memory,

Ryan : and it tripped to a listening device yesterday morning.

Castle : The same time he confronted Kay's people

Castle : and asked who she was working for.

Castle : This can't be a coincidence

it all happened on the same day he was killed.

You know, I got a feeling that Kay Cappuccio

Beckett : knows a lot more than she's letting on.

We're gonna have to talk to her again.

Beckett : And this time, she's coming to us.

ELEVATOR DINGS


Phoebe : - So I figured it out. - What?

Phoebe : Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me.

Phoebe : I'm not sexy enough.

Joey : Phoebe, that's crazy.

Joey : When I first met you, you know what I said?

Joey : I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."


Arthur : You get bit a lot.

Let me see if I have this straight.

You two are physicists...

Arthur : ...and you want me to do a children's science show?

Sheldon : Yes.

Sheldon : And if there's time, take 12 pictures with us in seasonal clothing.

Arthur : You know, I'm a real scientist.

Arthur : I have a PhD from Cornell University.

Sheldon : Yeah, that's great. Did you bring your puppet?


Chase : Does anything get you excited?

Saleswoman : Can I help you with something?

Yes.

Wilson : I was wondering if you could tell me

Wilson : a little bit about this dining table.


checking out I boy on Netflix it's

checking out I boy on Netflix it's pretty cool it it's based in London yeah

pretty cool it it's based in London yeah I think it's lemon it's pretty cool

I think it's lemon it's pretty cool

I think it's lemon it's pretty cool yard I'm just going to have some of the

yard I'm just going to have some of the

yard I'm just going to have some of the biscuits and the tea maybe some chili

biscuits and the tea maybe some chili

biscuits and the tea maybe some chili flakes this is my tea by the way this

flakes this is my tea by the way this

flakes this is my tea by the way this one here oh you got the teabags

one here oh you got the teabags

one here oh you got the teabags oh well may fain have to say good night

oh well may fain have to say good night

oh well may fain have to say good night friends o to you tomorrow thanks for

friends o to you tomorrow thanks for

friends o to you tomorrow thanks for watching the best day of your mother

watching the best day of your mother

watching the best day of your mother pretty pink Justin last day in January

pretty pink Justin last day in January

pretty pink Justin last day in January today oh he won on the last month of our

today oh he won on the last month of our lives on planet Earth theory when I wake

lives on planet Earth theory when I wake up tomorrow morning my birthday month

up tomorrow morning my birthday month

up tomorrow morning my birthday month begins over there all the things about

begins over there all the things about

begins over there all the things about referee your birthday and I will be

referee your birthday and I will be

referee your birthday and I will be showered with gifts every day every day

showered with gifts every day every day

showered with gifts every day every day we're going to start the vlog for

we're going to start the vlog for

we're going to start the vlog for February every morning what doctors vlog


Sheldon : So stop using him against me.

Howard : Okay, here we go.

Howard : You find yourselves in an overgrown, old forest.

Howard : Before you is a giant oak tree with a face on it...

Howard : ...that looks a lot like Nicolas Cage.

He says :

"Travel with caution...

Howard : These woods are home...

Howard : ...to the bones of many a fallen hero."

Now, see? Howard's just as good a Dungeon Master as I am.

Sheldon : As good? You just got pantsed in the schoolyard, four-eyes.

Raj : Hey, come on, guys, focus.

Raj : Um, uh, oh, mighty Nicolas Cage tree.

Raj : We thank you for your warning, but we are brave warriors...

Raj : ...and nothing short of death will keep us from our goal.


-You ready to go? -Let me just finish this.


Cuddy : Are you sitting on evidence

Cuddy : that your patient was sexually abused by her father?

House : God, why have you forsaken me?

Cuddy : Don't worry. I've contacted child services for you.

Cuddy : I let you get away with more than anyone in this hospital.

Cuddy : Shielding a child abuser isn't covered.

Cuddy : Cooperate with this investigation or I'll fire you.

Chase : What do you think House is gonna do to you?

Cameron : No idea.

Foreman : Well, you did the right thing.

Foreman : If you hadn't gone to Cuddy, I would have.

If this guy had known we'd have to report him,

Chase : he'd never have told House the truth.

Cameron : She's a child, she needs to be protected.

Chase : She dropped out of high school to make millions of dollars.

Chase : Why does she need more protection

Chase : than some crack whore shivering in the clinic waiting room?

Forman : I think you're just afraid to piss House off.

Chase : There's that, too.

Wilson : MRI looks exactly the same as it did two years ago.

The nerves don't seem to be regenerating.

House : I figured as much.

Several different researchers have proven

Wilson : psychological pain can manifest as physical pain.

House : You think I have a conversion disorder? You want me to see a shrink?

Brilliant idea sending Stacy away. It's really done wonders for you.

House : Listen, none of this has anything to do with Stacy.

Right. Giant coincidence

Wilson : that you've gone completely off the rails since she left.

Inducing migraines, worsening leg pains.

Oh, do you miss Stacy, too?


George : Ex-boyfriend?

Meredith : I'm an evil mistress.

George : Well, still. You look nice.

Meredith : Thanks. What are you doing here?

Meredith : Come on, O'Malley. Out with it.

George : OK. Can you think of any reason, any reason at all, really,

George : why Cristina would be kissing Burke?


Edge is really weird. It just tastes like imitation crab with cheese inside, right?

The best thing in this box was the beef, the spicy chicken and a little cold bonchon.

Well, it's so good there's one of the best tasting noodles, I think I've ever had. I have a peach and strawberry shortcake milk


Leonard : I'm glad you had a nice time with Amy.

Sheldon : Me, too. It's comforting to know


To finish off the lunch, and before we made our way

to an ancient village outside of the city

and ate one of the spiciest meals in the world,

we asked a couple locals where we can get

a specialty dry style blade sheared noodles

and found out there was a famous one right up the street.

So I just asked these guys

where we could get some blade sheared...

And we're gonna go...

Okay, bye-bye!

- Give me five!

- Give me five!


my my bicep will grow by like tons - if

my my bicep will grow by like tons - if I ever want to eat again

I ever want to eat again

I ever want to eat again today I think we got out we got a we got

today I think we got out we got a we got a walk away do I want to eat more of

a walk away do I want to eat more of

a walk away do I want to eat more of course I want to give more let's go

course I want to give more let's go

course I want to give more let's go anymore

you

[Music]

[Music]

I think when he pours the tea really

I think when he pours the tea really

I think when he pours the tea really high and makes it taste better anyway

high and makes it taste better anyway

high and makes it taste better anyway just a little tea break before our next

just a little tea break before our next

just a little tea break before our next meal Cheers


Victoria Gates : Detective Ryan, what do we know about the second victim?

Ryan : Henry Wyatt was a litigation partner at a law firm,

Ryan : two blocks from where he was shot.

Beckett : And according to his secretary,

Ryan : he liked to walk, which means there was a predictable routine,

Ryan : just like Sarah Vasquez.

Gates : Which doesn't mean they were targeted.

Gates : After all, most New Yorkers follow routines.

Gates : Esposito, have we learned where they were shot from?

Esposito : We've got teams sweeping buildings near both crime scenes,

Esposito : and so far we've come up empty.

GATES : We need to find our shooter's...

You know, it's just a startle response.

Castle : It could happen to anyone.

Beckett : Yeah, well, I'm not anyone.

Castle : No, I'm just saying... Just don't.

Gates : Detective Beckett,

Gates : where are we on Henry Wyatt and Sarah Vasquez?

Beckett : I'm sorry?

Gates : On links between the victims?

Beckett : We're still checking, but they don't live or work in the same area,

Beckett : and it doesn't seem like they have anyone in common.

Beckett : In fact, we haven't really found any connections

Beckett : between the two of them yet.

GATES : Well, keep looking.

Gates : We know he has training, a specific skill set.

Gates : Now, every branch in the military has snipers,

Gates : so do law enforcement agencies. BREATHING DEEPLY

You're talking about close to 1,000 qualified shooters.

GATES : The fact is, everyone in this city is a potential target.

Gates : Let's get it done, people.

Castle : Wait, where are you going?

Beckett : I just have to go do something.

Ryan : Hey, Beckett.


I'm just saying. At a certain point in a woman's menstrual cycle...

Uh-uh. Oh.

HR Woman : You can't talk about that either.

HR Woman : Your language is entirely inappropriate, and I'm going to advise...

HR Woman : ...that you shut your mouth right now.

Sheldon : I don't see why I'm the one being persecuted here.

Dr. Hofstadter was bragging about his sexual desirability...

Sheldon : ...to anyone who would listen.

Howard Wolowitz spent two years using university resources...

Sheldon : ...building a six-breasted sex robot.

Sheldon : And at the office Christmas party, I heard Rajesh Koothrappali...

Sheldon : ...refer to you several times as "Brown Sugar."

Hofstadter, Wolowitz and that last one was Rajesh Koothrappali?

Yes. But in his defense, that wasn't racist. He's also brown.


-Oh, Chandler, you stink of cigarettes! -Do you think Monica will smell it?

Are you kidding? That woman has the nose of a bloodhound.

And the breasts of a Greek goddess.

Pheebs?

l'm gonna go.

Chandler : Okay. Something to cover the smell.

Oven cleaner.


Didn't your agents give you the revised rules?

We've eliminated all that. No wheel. No cards.

Why?

It was too complicated. People didn't follow it.

Complicated?! Spin the Wheel to go up the Ladder of Chance..

Joey : through the Rainbow Ring to the Golden Monkey.

Joey : You yank his tail, and you're in Paradise Pond!

Yeah. All that's gone.

It's a simple question-and-answer game now.

Well, what's fun about that?

You expect me to host a boring game of people answering questions?

Women in bikinis hold up the scores.


She makes routine videos, speed cleaning holes,

so yeah, I love her channel,


Sydney : and I was a little worried. But, no. You guys...

Sydney : Yeah, you look like a good group.

Which is great because we are going to have so much fun. Hi! Hi, first of all.


Esposito : About all we got at this point.

So, this biker... Was our witness able to give a description?

ESPOSITO : Our witness is royally wasted.

Esposito : All he knows is that, sometime between 3 : 00 and 4 : 00,

Esposito : it was Death Race 2000 out here.

Esposito : The evidence backs him up, too.

Esposito : CSU found fresh tire tracks in that dirt over there.

Esposito : They're making casts as we speak.

Castle : So either this is the worst case of road rage ever,

Castle : or someone was hell-bent on killing Logan Moore. But why?

Beckett : And why was he out skateboarding between 3 : 00 and 4 : 00 a.m.?

Lanie Parish : Well, if he needed some fresh air, he got some.

Lanie Parish : By way of three holes in his back from 9 mm hollow points.

Kevin Ryan : So, no eyes on the shooter. There's no security cam coverage in this area.

Beckett : Our victim's from out of town,

Beckett : so he had to have been staying somewhere.

Beckett : Did you find a hotel key or a receipt?

Ryan : Well, we did find this key hung around his neck.

Ryan : And this scrap of paper in his pocket. It's a West Village address.

Beckett : You and Esposito check that out.

Beckett : Castle and I will see what we can find out about our victim.

Beckett : Can you just hang on for one second? Sorry.


Raj : During which she defected to North Korea.

Howard : Two booty calls with Leslie Winkle.

Raj : For which she awarded him the nickname Speed-of-Light Leonard.

And a three-hour dinner with Penny.

Which would've been two and a half if they ordered the soufflÃ© when they sat down.

Howard : Based on the geometric progression...

Howard : ...his relationship with Stephanie should have ended after 20 minutes.

Sheldon : Yes, I'm aware of the math.

Sheldon : Y equals 27 days over 12 to the nth.

Sheldon : The issue remains.

Sheldon : How do we circumvent his inevitable rejection?

Raj : Well, if you want to guarantee his appeal to Stephanie...

Raj : ...your best bet would be to kill all the other men on the planet.

Howard : I'll tell you what you shouldn't do. That body spray...

Howard : ...where the women undress when they smell it?

Howard : That doesn't work at all.

Howard : No matter how much you put on.

Sheldon : So that's all you've got? Apocalyptic genocide and "Go easy on the cologne"?

- Yes. - Yeah.


Penny : -You're extorting a date out of me? -I kind of have to.

Stuart : The cousin who's getting married is the cousin I usually go to weddings with.

Penny : -Can I bring Leonard? -Sure. What the hell?

Leonard : -Deal. -We'll tell people he's your cousin.

Sheldon : This is Stan Lee's front door.

Sheldon : We were on Stan Lee's curb, then we were on Stan Lee's walk...

Sheldon : -...and now we're at Stan Lee's front door. -Yep.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Sheldon : Oh, Lord, you just rang Stan Lee's doorbell at Stan Lee's house.


I need a little bit of all of this.

conversing in foreign language

- Oh wow.

speaking in foreign language

- And uncle is telling us that he made this special,

very special, it was completely unplanned.

The sum of all the ingredients together

that makes it spectacular; you've got the coconut milk

with the fish balls, you've got what I like

is the ginger and garlic but paired with that salty

fish sauce and then the sweet pineapple.

What a contrast.


paths so gorgeous just to to learn about the Swahili culture and Lama and mix the

the Swahili culture and Lama and mix the local the Arabian influence the

local the Arabian influence the

local the Arabian influence the Portuguese the Indian influence the

Portuguese the Indian influence the

Portuguese the Indian influence the finally the British influence and it's

finally the British influence and it's

finally the British influence and it's spectacular

spectacular

spectacular a little crunchy snack oh wow

a little crunchy snack oh wow

a little crunchy snack oh wow the spices oh and the curry leaf the

the spices oh and the curry leaf the

the spices oh and the curry leaf the curry leaf in there this is the baobab

curry leaf in there this is the baobab

curry leaf in there this is the baobab baobab fruit they are both very good

baobab fruit they are both very good

baobab fruit they are both very good Bale Bob fruit snappy it looks kind of


People love twisty thises and melodramatic thats.

They love what's real. You know, less is more.

The hardest thing to perform as an actor? Doing nothing.

Just being still. Being quiet.

Yeah, I'd love to see that.


Looks very good.

speaking in foreign language

- Nehari.

- Oh, so paya and nehari!

Can we see?


Beckett.

Castle : You need to see this.


Sheldon : Amy, please. I am trying to figure out a way

Sheldon : to intellectually emasculate a dear friend of mine.

Amy : But I'm just... Not now.

Amy : You better watch that attitude, buddy.

Amy : You're dating the popular girl now.

Leonard : Hmm. You're up late.

Sheldon : Oh, I'm working on my lesson plan for Wolowitz.

Sheldon : He is going to be so lost.

Sheldon : Look at this section over here.

Sheldon : Even I don't really understand it.

Leonard : Sheldon, why are you doing this?

Sheldon : I'm a teacher, Leonard.

Sheldon : It's my job.

No, I-I mean,

Leonard : why are you going to so much trouble

Leonard : to prove that you're smarter than Wolowitz?

Oh, it's no trouble; it's actually a pleasure.

Leonard : You want to know what I think?

Leonard : I think the idea that someone could be as smart as you,


I'm not gonna get my pecan pie, am I?

Leonard : You want some Oreos?

- Double Stuf? - No, it's regular.

Sheldon : Nice. Kick a man when he's down.

Sheldon : I'm glad we're finally getting to do something together, just the two of us.

Mrs Cooper : Sure. One thing you really miss when you're on vacation is laundry.

Sheldon : Careful, you're using too much Downy.

Sheldon : You know if my clothes get too soft it makes me sleepy.

Mrs Cooper : Well, this takes me back. Me doing your laundry, you next to me criticizing.

Sheldon : It is nice, isn't it?

Leonard : Mrs. Cooper.

Mrs Cooper : - Hi. - Oh, hello, darling.

Penny : Sheldon, you didn't tell me your mom was coming.

Sheldon : It was in my weekly e-mail blast.

Sheldon : Right between "Beet season is finally here"...

...and "Uh-oh, red stool from beets Ieads to cancer scare."

- So how have you been? - Good, good.


...and just want to spend more time together.

lf you have this newfangled dictionary that gets you mad at me...

...then we have to, you know, get you my original dictionary.

l am so bad at this.

l think you're better than you think you are.

-Really? Okay. So if--? -Know when to stop.

l sensed that l should stop.

Chandler : -So we're okay? -Yeah.

-Don't do the dance. -Right.

l can't get married without something old, something new...

-...something borrowed, something blue. -Okay, okay.


basically here for like three like to

basically here for like three like to proper days and then to travel day so

proper days and then to travel day so

proper days and then to travel day so it's like four days to look up really

it's like four days to look up really

it's like four days to look up really three nights and two actual days of

three nights and two actual days of

three nights and two actual days of optics and so when I got my room big box

optics and so when I got my room big box of stuff from effect mm a mirror that's


Foreman : House thinks someone ratted him out to Vogler. - What, one of us?

House : No, you guys love me too much.

Look, if it's not the hep "C", then what's the problem? What's causing the liver failure?

Finding number two, toxins.

Cameron : No. He's only 30 years old, and his job doesn't expose him to heavy metals or environmental...

House : He's a 30-year-old mobster.

House : He doesn't have a job that results in accidental exposure to toxins.

House : He has a job that results in intentional exposure to toxins.


for a while it's all just standing but

for a while it's all just standing but like top-notch coffee from here we're

like top-notch coffee from here we're

like top-notch coffee from here we're gonna walk back to the apartment where

gonna walk back to the apartment where

gonna walk back to the apartment where we started we're gonna drop off our

we started we're gonna drop off our

we started we're gonna drop off our stuff and then probably go to a

stuff and then probably go to a

stuff and then probably go to a supermarket which is right nearby our

supermarket which is right nearby our

supermarket which is right nearby our apartment just to get some groceries for

apartment just to get some groceries for tomorrow for breakfast into the

tomorrow for breakfast into the

tomorrow for breakfast into the supermarket looks like they've got

supermarket looks like they've got

supermarket looks like they've got everything here

very modern very nice tons of stuff

very modern very nice tons of stuff

very modern very nice tons of stuff Wow nice fruits came upstairs this is

Wow nice fruits came upstairs this is

Wow nice fruits came upstairs this is the fruit section great fruit in Peru

the fruit section great fruit in Peru

the fruit section great fruit in Peru [Music]

[Music]

[Music] hey Micah you want your shell okay stay

hey Micah you want your shell okay stay

hey Micah you want your shell okay stay there

there

there like a hold your show that turns out to


Barney : Start with the hair.

Barney : The cougar keeps up with current hairstyles

Barney : As a form of camouflage.

Barney : The prey may not realize that he's engaged a cougar

Barney : Until he's already being dragged, helpless,

Barney : Back to her lair.

Barney : Now, the blouse.

Barney : The cougar displays maximum cleavage possible

Barney : To captivate her prey.

Barney : If you're watching them bounce, she's about to pounce.

And see the claws?

Barney : Long and sharp,

Barney : To ward off rival females...

Barney : Or open alimony checks.

Barney : Yeah, this one's a beaut.


Foreman : Do you think I'm boring?


Okay. Three kinds of potatoes coming up.

Okay. Goodbye, you guys! Thanks for everything!


Joey : I will be okay.

Joey : You gotta get it out of your head that I can't take care of myself.

I'm not gonna miss you helping me out with money.

The only thing I'm gonna miss...

Joey : is you.

Joey : And now the dog.

Monica : -Call me when you get there, okay? -Okay.

I'm really gonna miss you.

Rachel : I have your key.

Phoebe : -Here you go. -Thanks.


Labs, to coffee, take her anywhere. Just get her away from her parents.

Alex : You want me to baby-sit the wheelchair chick?

Derek : Nicole. She thinks you're cute.

Derek : She's a teenager, she might even listen to you.

Alex accusingly : You want me to convince her to get that surgery.

Derek : - Convince her to make the decision. - How am I supposed to do that?

Derek : Dr. Karev, you're creative. You'll think of something. Thank you.

Burke : This will be an extensive operation,

even for an open-heart veteran like yourself.

Mrs. Griswold : My room was bigger last time. It was brighter. More sun.

Mrs. Griswold : Alan, this water is warm. I need more ice.

Burke : I'm sending you in for a nuclear scan,

Burke : then we'll get you into the OR this afternoon.

Burke : You do understand all of the risks?

Mrs. Griswold : I've been through it too many times to not understand.

Mrs. Griswold : Get the blinds. Open the blinds. This room is depressing.


Emilia Eduardo and Erica are drawing and practicing writing and coloring and

practicing writing and coloring and

practicing writing and coloring and makeup like that and I decided I was

makeup like that and I decided I was

makeup like that and I decided I was gonna bake these they're just from a box

gonna bake these they're just from a box but they are organic gluten-free

but they are organic gluten-free

but they are organic gluten-free chocolate brownie mix and I am gonna

chocolate brownie mix and I am gonna

chocolate brownie mix and I am gonna make these dairy-free as well so that

make these dairy-free as well so that

make these dairy-free as well so that Jonathan can have them so I've got

Jonathan can have them so I've got

Jonathan can have them so I've got coconut oil 2 eggs and almond milk and

coconut oil 2 eggs and almond milk and

coconut oil 2 eggs and almond milk and this should be really quick to bake

this should be really quick to bake

this should be really quick to bake because the babies are sweet and they're

because the babies are sweet and they're gonna wake up in about 20 minutes or so

gonna wake up in about 20 minutes or so

gonna wake up in about 20 minutes or so so I need to be quick but it should be

so I need to be quick but it should be

so I need to be quick but it should be quick because it's just it's not even

quick because it's just it's not even

quick because it's just it's not even like a full rest this is my box but the

like a full rest this is my box but the

like a full rest this is my box but the anisa brand is really good I've baked

anisa brand is really good I've baked

anisa brand is really good I've baked from them before check out the brownie

from them before check out the brownie

from them before check out the brownie situation this is going in the oven for

situation this is going in the oven for

situation this is going in the oven for 25 minutes at 175 5 degrees


Robin : Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Barney : What?

Robin : I don't know if I can do this to you. Do what?


like, that feeling in us that's just like,

I think we want one more.

I think we would love to have just one more,

and it feels like that would be, like, the finishing piece

to our puzzle, or our family, you know?

And it feels like something's missing.

I mean, we love our little family of four,

and we're just cherishing every second of it.

But it just, I don't know, to me, I feel like there's just

like a little something that might be missing.


So glad we can talk about our sex lives now.

Ted : That's totally an improvement.

Ted's dad : I hooked up with a younger woman the other week...

Ted's dad : Donna Bromstead.

Ted : My prom date?

Ted's dad : How far did you get, T-Dawg?

Ted : I have to go.

Marshall : How would you like those to be your father's last words?

Ted : They might be.

Ted : Donna Bromstead's husband is a cop.

Marshall : Lawyered.

Lily, it's Dad.

Listen, I'm sort of in jail

for not paying taxes for the last 25 years.

But bright side, I thought of a great new board game.

"Tax Evasion", ages six to ten.

Which is, ironically, what I might be looking at.

Anyway, Pumpkin, I need $15,000.


Look at those big shanks there.

Tasty. - Nisar Charsi barbecue.

- Nisar Charsi barbecue.

Yeah.

And the fat.

The fat.

Powerful!

Oh, and there they are.

Look at those beauties.

Giant ribs!

Nisar Charsi ribs.


He's been abducted? How? But you...

Beckett : I know. I don't believe it either.

Castle : Okay, okay. I hate to ask, but do you think maybe we should postpone?

Beckett : No! No, I'm not giving up. I'm gonna find him.

Beckett : - How? - Well, I'm a detective.

Beckett : Someone here has to know something.

Castle : You shouldn't be doing this alone. I'm coming up there.

Beckett : Are you sure?

Castle : Yes! Absolutely. Everything here is completely under control.

I will see you in a few hours. Bye.

Castle : SIGHS Okay.

CELLPHONE BEEPS

CELLPHONE RINGS

Hello. Yes, this is Richard Castle.

What?

ALEXIS : We lost our venue?

How is that even possible?

Castle : They had a circus party there tonight, with some first-time fire-breathers.

And now our rooftop venue does not have a floor.

Alexis : This is a disaster.

Castle : I have no place to get married and no one to get married to.

I think "disaster" is an understatement.

So-called "disaster" is merely opportunity in disguise.

Martha : We'll just find another place to hold the wedding.

Castle : Are you kidding? Where are we gonna find a venue in Manhattan

Castle : that holds 300 people in less than two days?

Alexis : Ooh! We already have one. Not in Manhattan.

Alexis : We can move the whole party to our house in the Hamptons.

Castle : Yes. Yes! We've held larger parties than this out there.


House : Those meds would have suppressed any reaction

House : she might have had to the dog,

House : which means she lied about being allergic. A dog's a commitment.

House : You pretend to be allergic because you don't want to tell your girlfriend

House : that you're not planning on being around that long.

House : So, I think we can move on to options other than allergies.

Chase : We should still do a scratch test.

Chase : - If she's allergic to one thing... - She is not allergic.

Cameron : Okay. Well, we could either base our diagnosis

Cameron : on your admittedly keen understanding of lesbian relationships,

Cameron : or we could do a scratch test.


Ryan : The others?

Ryan : The other women in what I call...

Ryan : The Galaxy of Greg.

Ryan : Each one of these women

Ryan : orbits Greg and considers him to be her special friend.

Castle : Well, that totally makes him McSteamy.

Ryan : Nope. Spoke with all the planets in the galaxy

Ryan : and none of them are sleeping with him.

Ryan : And CSU did a sweep of the facility.

None of their carpeting matches the fibers we found from the body.

Castle : No! Makes no sense.

Castle : Why spend all that time listening to women and buying them things

if you're not gonna try and sleep with them?

Castle : Beckett's here.

Ryan : Maybe Greg is gay.

Beckett : The way he was hitting on me? No. He's so not gay.

Castle : Well, he's working an angle, or he's hiding something.

Beckett : He's not the only one. Our victim's student loans.


Castle : Please, don't kill me.

I'm not gonna kill you.

Castle : Is that what you told Victor before you buried a knife in his neck?

Slaughter : That wasn't me.

Castle : Then why were your fingerprints all over the murder weapon?

I gave Victor that knife as a thank-you.

A thank-you...

Flowers are a nice thank-you gift.

Castle : A giant Rambo knife, that's psychotic.

Slaughter : Different strokes. But it's the truth.

Just turn yourself in to the boys. They'll treat you fairly.

Slaughter : It ain't that simple.

Slaughter : I may have hit Victor a few times yesterday morning

Slaughter : when he wouldn't Iook into that burglary for me.

Slaughter : But I didn't kill him.

Castle : Says the man holding a gun on me.

Slaughter : Here, take it. Take it!


Robin : You gonna cry?

Robin : Skinny little baby's gonna cry?

Robin : Well, eat, damn it, eat!

Lily : Okay!

Ted : Hey, so I think I figured out

Ted : How to do your toast

Ted : In a completely appropriate way. Finally.


Amy : That was great. Rub my chest again.

Sheldon : No. I need to get you down for a nap.

Sheldon : And for some reason, that VapoRub gets you all fired up.

- How's the poor thing? - I'm hanging in there. Thanks for asking.

Hey, Amy, I brought you some drugs we've been working on in the lab.

Bernadette : This is proving really good for congestion.

There's a chance it can make tears burn like acid.

Bernadette : So if you take it, happy thoughts.

I'm gonna draw you a soothing bath.

Sheldon : - Where's your bath thermometer? - I don't have a bath thermometer.

Sheldon : Fine, then I'm going to draw you...

Sheldon : ...a nerve-wracking bath of indeterminate temperature.

Bernadette : This is a really good expectorant.

Bernadette : Although, some test subjects reported lactating uncontrollably when they heard music.


One thing that Ying just pointed out to me

is that you can tell it's all coconut milk

because none of it sticks to the bag!

Look the bag is clean.

Sometimes, if you eat this type of chicken,

they add

flour to the barbecue sauce,

and then you can tell because it kinda clumps up on the bag

and it sticks to the bag.

Oh, it just has this amazing, garlicky, garlicky coconut,

coconut field smell to it!

Alright.


Zoey : - Could you get me some more ice? - Sure. But...


Penny : You know, not an attractive quality in a woman, Leonard.

Penny : Not judging, just my opinion.

Leonard : Well, The point is, if this got out,

Leonard : it would destroy Howard and Raj's friendship.

Penny : You don't have to worry.

Penny : Unlike Amy and Priya, I know how to keep a secret.

Leonard : You're the one who told Amy in the first place.

Penny : In confidence!

Raj : Hello, Mummy. Hello, Daddy. How are you?

Mrs Koothrappali on webcam : We're very rich in a very poor country.

Mrs Koothrappali on webcam : So, all in all, can't complain.

Dr Koothrappali : So, Priya,

Dr Koothrappali : how are enjoying staying with your brother?

Priya : It's fine. But if I'm going to stay

Priya : in Los Angeles much longer,

Priya : I think I should get my own place.

Mrs Koothrappali : Why?

Mrs Koothrappali : Is Rajesh not making you feel comfortable?

Mrs Koothrappali : Rajesh, why aren't you making your sister comfortable?

Raj : I am making her comfortable.


it's like paw patrol in real life that's amazing you love paw patrol yeah

amazing you love paw patrol yeah

amazing you love paw patrol yeah you excited if you go come the pumpkin

you excited if you go come the pumpkin

you excited if you go come the pumpkin Pat yeah oh we should see how Connor

Pat yeah oh we should see how Connor

Pat yeah oh we should see how Connor responds here act like a dog hey you

responds here act like a dog hey you

responds here act like a dog hey you wanna meet our new puppy I think he's


today yeah yeah this is the time this

today yeah yeah this is the time this very thing will be fine you can just go

very thing will be fine you can just go

very thing will be fine you can just go upstairs in the crime

upstairs in the crime

upstairs in the crime I'm we're like six months ago or seven

I'm we're like six months ago or seven

I'm we're like six months ago or seven months ago whatever wasn't bought this

months ago whatever wasn't bought this

months ago whatever wasn't bought this house

house

house we had like a vision a dream what we

we had like a vision a dream what we

we had like a vision a dream what we wanted to do

Oh

Oh

Oh [Music]

farthest

farthest

farthest Oh

Oh

Oh the bad

the bad

the bad that

that

that there's a star she

there's a star she

there's a star she Raijin

Raijin

Raijin and she is sick and

and she is sick and

and she is sick and [Music]

[Music]

[Music] stop

you can drop

you can drop

you can drop [Music]


Foreman : I should sue you.

House : Pretty sure you can't sue somebody for wrongful hiring.

Foreman : But I'm pretty sure I can sue if you fire me for not breaking into some lady's house.


Nice. What?

Thirteen : Switching Janice's appointment time, so I can see the skies brighten

Thirteen : like a Lifetime TV movie. I don't know what you're...

Thirteen : Sticking your most improved study participant in my face.

Thirteen : Is that your way of getting into my pants?

Foreman : I don't make the schedule, and if I did, I wouldn't use it as a social lubricant.

Foreman : And this is the first I've heard of Janice improving at all.

Foreman : So, hey, thanks for the good news.

Thirteen : Pain started in his abdomen.

Taub : Now it's hopped from his left arm to his left leg, skipping the trunk entirely.

House : I need the name of a good lawyer. We're getting sued?

Probably. That's Cuddy's problem.

Taub : Hopping pain. Means it's something in his brain, not his body.

House : Except the pain's in two places that connect two separate regions of the brain,

House : which means you're not using yours.

Lynne : Come on, you're from one of the Twelve Tribes,

you must know a ton of shysters.

Taub : What type of lawyer do you need?

Taub : I'll bring it up at the next world domination subcommittee meeting.

I didn't say I needed a lawyer, I said I needed the name of a lawyer.

Taub : Pain hopped to another limb on the same side, it's gotta be central...

Kutner : Could still be peripheral. If multiple areas of disc disease...

House : Were consistent with a completely spotless MRI.

House : Who represented the hospital when you set that patient on fire?


Derek : Did you get Sylvia Booker's blood work back yet?

Meredith : I'm going right now.

- Dr. Bailey? - What is it, Yang?

Uh... he's crying.

Bailey : Let me hear him.

- What? - Let me hear the baby cry.

Addison a little uncomfortable : Um...

That's cry number four. You need to feed him.

Oh, God! Oh...

Sylvia : - A double-barrel what? - It's a double-barrel brain bypass.

I'm going to use two scalp arteries to redirect the blood flow in your brain

Derek : around the aneurysm.

- How come no one else mentioned this? - This surgery is rarely performed.

Derek : I have performed one and I've watched one.

Kyle : But I don't want to understate the risks.

Kyle : - Risks? - The risks are that the aneurysm

Derek : - could rupture on the table. - But there's a chance it could work?


Monica : Look at this!

These are all Halloween, three years ago.

My little martini. I love your olive head.

Oh, and look, here's Barry.

He came straight from the office?

Mr A : Oh, no. That was his costume.

Rachel : See, he's actually an orthodontist, but he came as a regular dentist.

He thought that was really funny.

Monica : You guys?

Remember when I said that I don't need your help?

Actually, I think you said...

Rachel : ..."Don't touch that and get out of my kitchen."

Monica : Really? Weird. Anyway...

I planned really well. I planned and planned.

I just didn't plan enough time to do it.


Hi, are you on your way over

No, I understand. A monkey's gotta work.

Ross : It's no big deal.

It's not like I had anything special planned.


Beckett : swallowed the bag before they put into port.

Castle : Okay. So where do you hide something up here?

Castle.

We found the crime scene.

Killer must've shot Lara here, and then dumped her body overboard.

Okay. we are running out oftime.

We got 20 minutes before we're kicked off this ship for good.

AII right. She was shot in the head so there should be a lot more blood.

Beckett : And there we go.

Beckett : Blood residue right here.

So the killer tracked footprints through it.

Beckett : Uh, you know, can you put your shoe against it, just for scale?


Ross : Which one was that?

The ones we had after you almost threw up.

Ross : Oh, yeah, batch 17 was good.

Ross : I did not like batch 16.

I'm okay.

Phoebe : Any more from the good batch? We could work off those.

I think there's one left.


What? That's ridiculous. She doesn't need a boob job.

Why wouldn't she tell me about it?

She was afraid you wouldn't be supportive.

-l'm not. -She knows you well.

You can't tell her that you know. l swore l wouldn't tell.

A boob job? She doesn't need that. That's crazy.

Well, it's not that crazy, okay?

Joey : Making them smaller, that would be crazy.

Hey, so where do you keep your secret box of porn?


Monica : And ice.

Cups and ice? I get to be in charge of cups and ice?

Joey : All right.

Fine. I will be in charge of cups and ice.

Monica : -I can get ice at the restaurant -I got it!

-How did the audition go? -Not so good.

Monica : Wait a minute. Are you doing Joey's :

"The audition didn't go so well... Yeah, it did"?

Ross : Yeah, I am!


Monica : Thank you.

What does Bob look like? Is he tall, short?

Yep.

-Which? -Which what?

Monica : -You've never met Bob, have you? -No, but

-For all we know, he's horribly -Hey, Joey!

Monica : Horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now.

Chandler : Where are they? Where are they?

Phoebe : This is nice. We never do anything, just the two of us.

Chandler : Great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car, run over some puppies.

Phoebe : I don't wanna do that.


Sheldon : but I would not leave cash lying around.

Scene : Sheldon,

Sheldon : what do you think you're doing?

Sheldon : My room is paid up until the end of the month,

Sheldon : so I can do with it whatever

Sheldon : I please, which includes

Sheldon : renting it out for a dollar a night.

Theodore : It's like the '40s again.

Sheldon : Anyway, I'll leave you be.

I have to... oh, oh!

Sheldon : He's expecting a newspaper in the morning.

Sheldon : Apparently, they still make them.

Penny : All right, Sheldon, this is over the line.

Sheldon : That's true,

Sheldon : but had I done something under the line,

Sheldon : there wouldn't be a man in your kitchen

Sheldon : who can't produce a single form of ID.

Theodore : Oh, oh, I have a receipt from a blood bank.

Theodore : I'm O-negative.

Sheldon : And now you know as much about him as I do.

Raj : Oh, hey, Bernadette,

Raj : the swing comes with two different mobiles.

Raj : The giraffes are pretty cute, what do you think?

Bernadette : Great, go with the giraffes.

Sheldon : Although...


some dry shrimp as well as some toasted

some dry shrimp as well as some toasted fried garlic and then also she added on

fried garlic and then also she added on

fried garlic and then also she added on a bunch of herbs the basil you've got

a bunch of herbs the basil you've got

a bunch of herbs the basil you've got the sweet basil as well as a bunch of

the sweet basil as well as a bunch of

the sweet basil as well as a bunch of mint as well and then she added on some

mint as well and then she added on some

mint as well and then she added on some Pokeno which are the tiny birds actually

Pokeno which are the tiny birds actually and then it's also served with a sauce

and then it's also served with a sauce

and then it's also served with a sauce on the side oh she's gonna open my sauce

on the side oh she's gonna open my sauce for me I sign what like oh my god ok ok

for me I sign what like oh my god ok ok

for me I sign what like oh my god ok ok all the sauce goes on Oh beautiful and I

all the sauce goes on Oh beautiful and I think you top ok and then mix it all up

think you top ok and then mix it all up

think you top ok and then mix it all up mix it all up with the noodles it's like

mix it all up with the noodles it's like a noodle mix a noodle salad refreshing

a noodle mix a noodle salad refreshing

a noodle mix a noodle salad refreshing with all the herbs and the shrimp and

with all the herbs and the shrimp and

with all the herbs and the shrimp and the peanuts and noodles okay I think

the peanuts and noodles okay I think

the peanuts and noodles okay I think that's good where's my where'd my chili

that's good where's my where'd my chili

that's good where's my where'd my chili go though oh there we go here's a guy

go though oh there we go here's a guy

go though oh there we go here's a guy some chicken some some noodles some some


ELLIS : She...

CHIEF : She's an extraordinary woman.

CHIEF : She worked so hard, she sacrificed so much,

CHIEF : and to see it end like this...

CHIEF : Take good care of her for me.

- We got it from here. - Yo.

OK, Frank. Time to take the tube out.

ALEX : - Izzie, put on some gloves. - What's going on?


Cofield : What are you doing?

Chase : I think you're right about the strep.

Chase : Can't hurt to biopsy the rash while we're waiting.

Thanks.

Adams : At the time, it seemed like a good idea.

Cofield : I know this is hard.

Cofield : But please tell me exactly what happened next.

Chase : Draw up a little anesthetic.

Adams : Two cc's Lidocaine.

Bill : Get away from me!


Oh, these noodles just... just embody Thailand for me.

There is so many fresh, crispy vegetables.

It's vinegar-y, lime-y, it's spicy.

Just really refreshing to eat in the steamy night heat.

Just wanna take a little bit and put it into the greens here.

Make sure to get me some pig ears.

Also some pork meat on here and just wrap that up.


I can't even take a break to do anything looks too good since where we've been

looks too good since where we've been

looks too good since where we've been standing next to a rickshaw the entire

standing next to a rickshaw the entire

standing next to a rickshaw the entire time

time

time there's something I've never done before

oh it's like a bucket seat that's a

oh it's like a bucket seat that's a

oh it's like a bucket seat that's a housewarming biryani in the driver seat

housewarming biryani in the driver seat

housewarming biryani in the driver seat of an auto rickshaw

for my life new blood

look this plate went down so fast but

look this plate went down so fast but

look this plate went down so fast but I've shaved every single bite

I've shaved every single bite

I've shaved every single bite I'm one of the best player to be on e I

I'm one of the best player to be on e I

I'm one of the best player to be on e I think I've ever had unbelievable flavor

think I've ever had unbelievable flavor

think I've ever had unbelievable flavor unbelievable balance just outstanding

unbelievable balance just outstanding

unbelievable balance just outstanding everything and the texture the flavor

what is it or the cysts cutting Ally

what is it or the cysts cutting Ally

what is it or the cysts cutting Ally Willam which means a special tree bark

Willam which means a special tree bark

Willam which means a special tree bark Thank You Evan the boiled part of it

Thank You Evan the boiled part of it

Thank You Evan the boiled part of it that tree bark and what is it home


Chase is on the case.

What does Marshall say?

Marshall, let's get fired up, right?

Good job boys.

That was some good pumpkin decorating.

spooky music

- All right, we're out for a little family walk.

Finn's on my back, and Ollie's running around here.

I wanted to show you something super, super cute.


House : Where are you meeting her?

Cuddy : In a little place called, "Follow me,

"and your urologist will be buying himself a new yacht."

House : They explained the returns policy, right?

House : It's worse than video games.

Cuddy : I'm not changing my mind.

Thirteen : Could be post-concussion syndrome.

House : Not without a pre-concussion.

House : Pick a number.

Thirteen : For what?

House : Cuddy pool. She got the nod.

House : Little tweaker's due in fourteen days.

Kutner : That's great news. I think.

House : It's good news.

House : The great news is she insisted that she's not gonna change her mind,

House : which means she's actually thought about changing her mind,

House : which means she's not sure she's ready to be a mom,

House : which means she's not ready to be a mom,

House : which means she's gonna change her mind.

House : The only question is when.

$100 buy-in, less than seven means the next seven days.

Foreman : But she's been dying for a kid for three years.

Foreman : No way she's gonna back out now.

House : Not one of the options.


and then you get to the restaurant which is out here

over looking speaking in a foreign language .

Over looking the river.


Sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt. It's just such a beautiful space.

Rachel : -Do you do a lot of weddings? -Yes, we're popular.


Sheldon : Oh, no, they went back down!

Raj : All right, guys, what game do you want to play?

Howard : Let's see.

Howard : How about "Emily or Cinnamon?"

Raj : You know what? I think it's a little weird

Raj : that you remember me saying all these things.

Raj : Maybe the truth is-- you're jealous of all my relationships.

Howard : Oh, maybe I am.

Howard : Who wouldn't want to be the girl,

Howard : or possibly dog, to hear the words :

"You're so lucky.

Howard : You have the shiniest hair."

Leonard : That is a tough one.

Uh, I-I know he brushes both of them.


Lily : I'm starting to feel bad for Ted and Zoey.

Barney : It starts with an... "L?"

Girl : How can you not remember my name?

Ted : It's like they never challenge each other.

Ted : They just automatically agree all the time.

Zoey : - They don't do that all the time. - Yes, they do.

Zoey : - No, they don't. - Yes, they do.

Ted : It's like they don't see eye-to-eye on anything!

Lily and Marshall : Totally.

Girl : It rhymes with your name.

Barney : And I said my name was...?

Marshall : I did it! I quit.


you his name his name is Lucas Maximus

you his name his name is Lucas Maximus Decimus Meridius

Balthazar Jonathan he just ate for like

Balthazar Jonathan he just ate for like

Balthazar Jonathan he just ate for like half an hour look at the neck look at

half an hour look at the neck look at

half an hour look at the neck look at the neck action eyes I know make strong

the neck action eyes I know make strong

the neck action eyes I know make strong neck babies okay

his eyes are gun big okay so he's kiss


I think even just a duvet cover

of a different season can make such a difference in a room,

so I got these new ones for him,

I found them in Next, and I really liked the colors.

I thought they would really suit his room.

So he will absolutely love these,

they're new for this year.

Then I'm gonna give his radiators a little wipe as well.

And then put any toys away that are out in his room.

He's got these big cupboards where I can hide everything,


Chandler : Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you...

Chandler : You make me happier than I ever thought I could be.

And if you let me...

Chandler : ...I'll spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way.

Monica?

Chandler : Will you marry me?

Yes.


House : It's pathetic.

House : Either you left her for a reason or she left you for a reason.

House : A phone call is not gonna...

Nash : It's my daughter.

House : So, why isn't she here?


Park : And my parents need help with their mortgage.

So, I could kind of use the money.

Joe : As of an hour ago, I'm just seeing one of everything.


Yeah, that's a good fresh shrimp,

then we follow with some of the soup.

Mm, yeah, this is a wonderful dish.

Taste that with a tortilla.

Both of the soups are excellent,

just depending if you want, and they taste the same,

it just depends if you want shrimp or if you want fish.

I like them both.

Probably I like the fish better,

it's a little more meaty.

Mm, mm, speaking foreign language .

- [Woman] Ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha.

- One more thing that I had to try is their coffee,

because of how they serve it.

They serve it with a spoon, they serve it in a clay cup.

You can smell the coffee in there

and then you can also really smell chocolate in there.


Howard : What are you doing?

Raj : It's called Lamaze breathing.

Raj : It helps you push.

Leonard : Great.

Howard : He's pushing with his uterus.

Raj : There's got to be a smarter way of removing it.


Monica : His dancing partner?

There's this superintendents' dance, "The Super Ball."

Joey : He wants to impress Marge, this lady super he likes.

Why not practice with a girl?

He's too shy.

He's not good enough to dance with girls yet.

Rachel : Yeah, right.

Rachel : He almost danced me right down that garbage chute.

Monica : Would you let it go already? You're fine.

Rachel : So did you quit?


If you thought I was gonna get you porn for Valentine's Day..

Monica : you were right.

It's about a girl who moves to the city in search of stardom..

Monica : but ends up having sex with a lot of guys.

It got four stars.

Wait a minute. Those aren't stars.

-Anyway, you wanna take a look? -Well..


Ted : You're, you're, you're wearing my clothes!

And my girlfriend's...

Sneakers... man, you have weirdly small feet.

Mr Druthers : Ted, I hope that you're not going to let

Mr Druthers : Our professional woes interfere with our friendship,

Mr Druthers : Because I really kind of need you right now.

Lily : Okay, let's get this over with.

Barney : Hey, hey! I don't want you phoning this in.

Barney : This painting could, someday, become a serious work of art.

Barney : I mean, you have been blessed with an amazing gift.

Marshall : Thank you.

Barney : I meant me.

Barney : Now, I like how you captured marshall's essence.

Barney : Goofy and unburdened, with wit.

Barney : But me, I want something more regal.

Barney : Something my progeny could look at and say,

Barney : "there's stands barnabus stinson."

Barney : He was wise...

Barney : And strong.

Lily : I don't think your sword will fit.


Penny : Leonard, what time does your mom's plane get in?


They're bringing out some fruit,

but I think we might try some butter.

A quick banana in the meantime.

I think that fresh milk was even sweeter than the banana.

speaking in foreign language

This one is the fresh butter.

- [Man In Background] Butter. - [Mark] Butter.

speaking in foreign language

- [Men] Yogurt.

- Yogurt.

Hook up some of the butter in the chapati right now.

That's just unprocessed, pure butter.

rhythmic music

Wow.

That is a mouthful of butter.

It's so rich, but so pure tasting.

Wow, wow.

That is the best yogurt you'll ever have.

It's sour, and that's it.

There's also a vegetable dish,

which I think this is just a bonus.

I don't think this includes dairy,

some kind of a local vegetable.


Amy : and by extension, of course, yours.

Leonard : I'm sorry, I'm-I'm still trying

Leonard : to work on the defecating Clark Maxwell, so...

Sheldon : Excuse me, but a grand unified theory,


Leonard : so this issue is resolved.

Leonard : And I'd just like to point out that

Leonard : even though the sweater was uncomfortable,

Leonard : I didn't use it as an excuse to antagonize everyone around me.

Howard : You know, you could reimburse the video store owner's next of kin.


House : Amphetamine withdrawal's a bitch. She thought that I was happy.

Foreman : You were happy? No, I was hazy.

And I don't get hazy on Vicodin, or anything else I throw down.

Chase : Which means I was throwing down something

House : I didn't know I was throwing down. Which got me to wondering...

House : Why didn't you give me those happy pills?

Wilson : I told you. You've got to be checked out by...

House : No, you just didn't want me double-dosing.

Wilson : You dosed me!

House : Those coffees... They worked!

Wilson : You've been smiling, relaxed, happy.

House : A dying girl thought I was happy.

House : A moron thought I was happy.

House : Who the hell doesn't want to know why she's dying?

Wilson : House was happy. Hazy.

Happy. Hazy!

Wilson : Oh, right. A dying girl mistook hazy for happy.

Wilson : Because dying people see happiness everywhere.

Wilson : She's miserable. She wasn't miserable.

Wilson : Of course she was miserable. You just told her...

House : She was no different than she'd ever been.

Wilson : Oh, God.

I gotta go.

House : Need a minute with your daughter.


== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man

Sheldon : Cohabitation with my girlfriend?

Sheldon : That's a great deal to process.

Leonard : Mm.

Leonard : It's only for five weeks.

Penny : Yeah, and we'll be right across the hall.

Amy : What do you think?

Sheldon : I don't know.

Sheldon : What if living together kills the romance?


God, we are such idiots.

Yup.

Lily : Every time we step out the door,

Lily : They're out there waiting for us.

Lily : Sometimes, we'll send ted out first as a scout.

Lily : Nobody's there.

Lily : Then we'll go out one second later, and there they are.

Marshall : It's freakin' supernatural.

Marshall : Are they ghosts? Can only we see them?

"Hey, neighbor." "hey, neighbor." "hey, neighbor."

Hmm, I remember that.

Barney : How could you guys let me date wendy the waitress?

Oh, you are kidding me. What?!

Marshall : Don't kill the bar, dude. We said, "don't do it."


Barney : I have two unique breasts

And two duplicates waiting for me.

Oh, bad news : Marshall got food poisoning.

What? Oh, no.

That's too bad. I really liked him.

Yeah. Well, I guess we're just a threesome tonight.


Ross : Old sheet.

Phoebe : Oh, sure.

Ross : My apothecary table!


Beckett : Is everything okay up there?

Alexis : Just a little turbulence.

Whoa!

Castle? Is something wrong?

Castle : Yeah. Everything's gonna be just fine.

Javier Esposito : Hey, Castle.

Castle?

Beckett : Is it just me, or does everything not seem "just fine"?

Esposito : Beckett, relax.

Esposito : Even the most heinous turbulence won't bring a plane down.

Kevin Ryan : And every day, 20 flights leave New York

Kevin Ryan : and land in London without a problem.

It's gonna be the same for Castle's flight, too.

Yeah.

Beckett : You okay?

It's gonna be all right.

Folks, this is Captain Edmunds.

We hit some chop there, but we've climbed to 39,000 feet

and expect a smooth ride all the way to Heathrow.

Alexis : See? There's nothing to worry about.

Yeah.

Beckett : Okay, so, re-check the restrooms...

Castle : Then why aren't they smiling?

Alexis : Dad, you heard the pilot.

Castle : I'm telling you, something is not right.

I am going to find out what.


wrapper does read on the pork shrimp so

wrapper does read on the pork shrimp so it must get dim some item anywhere in

it must get dim some item anywhere in

it must get dim some item anywhere in the world a cow

that's a nice young company the shrimp

that's a nice young company the shrimp

that's a nice young company the shrimp is really fresh I Robert doesn't even

is really fresh I Robert doesn't even

is really fresh I Robert doesn't even feed there my rubbers like Kim

feed there my rubbers like Kim

feed there my rubbers like Kim Kardashian's clothes it really is just

Kardashian's clothes it really is just

Kardashian's clothes it really is just like you know it doesn't cover up much

like you know it doesn't cover up much

like you know it doesn't cover up much yeah really really thin melts away soon

yeah really really thin melts away soon

yeah really really thin melts away soon as putting about bottom a lake those

as putting about bottom a lake those

as putting about bottom a lake those Cheers


Take some of the broth after you boil everything and you taste it and then you can add the sesame to give it a more

fragrant sesame-y flavor


Alexis : - Yeah. - Well, that's what we'd expect to find

Lanie : because the weight of the body pulls the cord into a vertical line.

Freedman : - But... - But this other faint ligature mark,

Lanie : see how it runs horizontally across his neck?

Beckett : He was strangled first.

Mmm-hmm. Then strung up.

Castle : So we have a second murder.

Lanie : Well, technically, it's the first murder.

Lanie : Given temperature and decomposition,

I'd say he died at least a day before our lady in the water tank.

Beckett.

Ryan : So I was going through Blaylock's recent activity

and I found this chat exchange between him and an anonymous user.


Penny : - Hold. RAJESH : Who made Sheldon the boss?

Sheldon : I believe I'm hearing some negativity on the factory floor.

- So? - The labor force is a living organism...

...that must be nurtured.

Sheldon : Any counterproductive grumbling must be skillfully headed off...

Sheldon : ...by management. Observe. Hey!

Sheldon : Less talk, more work.

- Nicely done. - Thank you.

Sheldon : You hear any union talk, you let me know.

[SINGING WHILE YAWNING] Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah

[WHISPERING]


And what you do is you can dish yourself

or actually since we're just eating friends

and we're eating together we're probably just gonna

use our chopsticks and go directly into that.

The master pot, the main pot and pick out pieces of beef,

but yeah it's not spicy or anything,

so what you do is you mix your own sauce.

I'm gonna go in for chilly flakes,

a good, a good couple of spoonages of that


Penny : We can do better than this.

Uh, th-that's true.

Leonard : How late did we stay up last night?

Almost 1 : 00 a.m.


I know this I've been like getting a lot more Rooney lately it's like better

more Rooney lately it's like better

more Rooney lately it's like better quality ones I notice I really like

quality ones I notice I really like

quality ones I notice I really like seafood it has a very nice creamy

seafood it has a very nice creamy

seafood it has a very nice creamy texture like when I first had it I only

texture like when I first had it I only

texture like when I first had it I only had a good piece kind of tastes like the

had a good piece kind of tastes like the ocean kind of hack to loogie in my mouth

ocean kind of hack to loogie in my mouth it was really briny and fishy and not

it was really briny and fishy and not

it was really briny and fishy and not good Leone that's the thing I wonder

miss Pam soup is very like I think I

miss Pam soup is very like I think I

miss Pam soup is very like I think I would have liked something with more

would have liked something with more

would have liked something with more flavor but if you're just really into a

flavor but if you're just really into a

flavor but if you're just really into a nice sweet clam flavor Wow Ashley took a

nice sweet clam flavor Wow Ashley took a bite of the clam that just like the

bite of the clam that just like the

bite of the clam that just like the candy of the sea the broth is so light

candy of the sea the broth is so light

candy of the sea the broth is so light just a sprinkle ginger and spring onions

just a sprinkle ginger and spring onions between the clam you down sea crunchy

between the clam you down sea crunchy

between the clam you down sea crunchy it's like tasting a gentle sea breeze

it's like tasting a gentle sea breeze

it's like tasting a gentle sea breeze really depends on what you're looking

really depends on what you're looking

really depends on what you're looking for if you want something that's really

for if you want something that's really

for if you want something that's really aggressively seasoned this is not it


Monica : You're still gonna pay me, right?

Monica : Or something a little less selfish.

Ross : What's the matter? What happened?

My parents called to say they weren't coming.

Carol : I knew they were having trouble with this, but...

Carol : ...they're my parents. They're supposed to give me away.

Susan and I fought because I said maybe we should call it off.

She said, "This isn't for them. It's for us."

Carol : And if I couldn't see that, we should cancel the wedding.

Carol : I don't know what to do.

Ross : I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I think Susan's right.

Carol : You do?

Do you love her? And don't be too emphatic about this.


Bernadette : -I love your shoes. -Oh, thanks. They are cute, aren't they?

Bernadette : -Where'd you get them? -Shoes for Less.

Bernadette : -I've been meaning to go over there. -Oh, great selection, great prices.

Sheldon : My mother was right. Hell is real.

Howard : Come on, Sheldon, let the women-folk chat.

Penny : Women-folk?

Howard : Gals? Chicks?

Howard : Utero-Americans?

Penny : -Just eat your dinner. -Don't take him too seriously.

Bernadette : A lot of what he says is intended as humor.

Penny : Yeah, well, I don't think it's very funny.

Bernadette : Me neither, but he just lights up when I laugh.

Penny : Howard, never let her go.

Bernadette : Leonard, Howard says you're working on fundamental tests...


meets by the noodles that's how good

meets by the noodles that's how good times are made in Korea for me

times are made in Korea for me

times are made in Korea for me seriously this right here is why I'm

seriously this right here is why I'm

seriously this right here is why I'm having the best time I see galbi is the


What?

That's why I said those things about your flirting and drinking.

Rachel : My drinking?

I must have said that after you left.

Rachel : Said what, exactly?

You enjoy the occasional drink...

Joanna : ...-ing binge.

Monica : Oh, my God! That is it. I'm leaving!

Rachel : You are just a horrible person!

Wait, wait.

If you're going to get all sensitive about it.

I don't want to lose you.

Joanna : What if I create a position for you?


[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

alright guys I'm at my next location I'm joined by my friend Anshu and what are


See how much ice cream they put on

in this creepy cake.

It's so warm and looks a bit like an English pie.

Just look at how this beauty looks at us.

Good thing I got a funnel because it's pretty dripping.

It was delightful and enjoyable.

It tastes like melon bread.

But this one is lighter and less crushing.

There is something like sweet cookies above.

But this treat has to be eaten quickly for ice cream.

From the heat it begins to melt.

It should be eaten within 3 minutes because the pie gets wet and loses its flavor.


has a great combo I mean you never

has a great combo I mean you never really see party trays where you have

really see party trays where you have

really see party trays where you have some crackers and some soy sauce but you

some crackers and some soy sauce but you should if you have this soy sauce well


Sheldon : and Bill Nye the Science Guy.

Sheldon : 'Cause, legally, I'm not allowed to.

Sheldon : Oh, and, also, Carrie Fisher, you know,

'cause I hear she can be pretty nuts.

Penny : I can't believe Leonard is spending hundreds of dollars


d I'm not gonna lie my sciatica has not

d I'm not gonna lie my sciatica has not been great since we got back

what were the weekend it was okay with

what were the weekend it was okay with

what were the weekend it was okay with that I wore heels to the wedding which I


Leonard : Like Snoop Dogg, but with a healthy respect for the police.

Leonard : Yeah, no, sure, you laugh.

Leonard : Just like my mother did.

Leonard : After I confided, I was derided and chided

Leonard : My moms and I collided

Leonard : She said my dreams were misguided


went to jam atop a sleeping bra which is too small because my boobs are massive

too small because my boobs are massive

too small because my boobs are massive right now I got it in a size medium

right now I got it in a size medium

right now I got it in a size medium unlike I would love to know what their

unlike I would love to know what their

unlike I would love to know what their small is like because when you're

small is like because when you're

small is like because when you're breastfeeding your boobs like grow

breastfeeding your boobs like grow

breastfeeding your boobs like grow anyway so usually they allocate for like

anyway so usually they allocate for like allocate so was it the right word for

allocate so was it the right word for

allocate so was it the right word for size so like they'll kind of give you a

size so like they'll kind of give you a

size so like they'll kind of give you a bit more room so I have other sleeping

bit more room so I have other sleeping

bit more room so I have other sleeping bras that are like I have one that's a

bras that are like I have one that's a

bras that are like I have one that's a size small and it's bigger than this one


Robin : What's the matter with you?

Robin : I'm his girlfriend, and I'm not even trying that hard.

Robin : Way to wreck the curve, kiss-ass.

Barney : Robin, I'm his best friend.

Girlfriend, that's like a bad flu.

Barney : Out of your system after a couple weeks in bed.

Barney : High five.

Ted's mother : Can I help?

Barney : Yes, you can, virginia.

Barney : There's a story behind that brooch,

Barney : And I'm going to hear it.

Ted's mother : Well, funny you should ask.

Mr. Mosby : Whoa! Bravo, barney.


for a no makeup day, we'll see.

I'm trying to be a little quiet,

'cause Finn's in that room next door.

I'm going through Ollie's books right now,

he has quite a few books in here

that he actually just doesn't really read as much,


Now we are scooping the jiaozi in, pure jiaozi heaven.

Unbelievable.

Wow look at these jiaozi just bowl after bowl.

The lineup of dumplings.

Wow, look at these.

Trevor and vendor speak in foreign language


Continue.

Treatment for jimsonweed od is physostigmine.

Chase : Kid's got heart issues.

Chase : The two don't mix.

We'd better make sure that's what he's got.

Serum from the lab in paterson is three days, minimum.

He won't survive three days.

House : What time does he wake up?

7 : 35 am.

Cameron : Then what?

House : Walk me through it.

7 : 40 to 7 : 50, he goes to the toilet, washes his face.

Cameron : What does this matter?

House : I'm trying to prove he ate the plant.

His schedule has nothing to do with jimsonweed.

House : There are two possibilities-- either the parents saw him eat the plant,

or the kid has unsupervised time and eats plants instead of playing with blocks.

Chase : Even if you find 15 minutes of free time outside, doesn't mean he spent it eating a bush.

House : So what do we do?

Nothing?

House : Wait for the kid to tell us?

What?

Cameron : Where are you going?

House : To talk to him.


First, I wanna say a huge thank you to USAID,

US A-I-D for funding my trip to Lebanon

and for handling the logistics

and I wanna say a big thank you to Maia for

organizing a lot of this trip, my trip to Lebanon

which has been spectacular.

Thank you also to Ramil who showed us around Sidon,

as well as Kamel who's from Sidon

and his family is from here, what a good day with friends,

with Fadi, hanging out, eating, exploring

this ancient, a city with so much history,

so much culture, so much amazing food.

And finally, I want to say a big thank you to you

for watching this video, please remember to give it


House : I need you.

House : I know. But I don't need you.

Foreman : And I definitely don't wanna be you.

Foreman : You're miserable.

House : I just solved a case by predicting

a never-before-seen heart defect.

House : A case you couldn't solve.

House : A case you gave up on.

House : I couldn't be happier.

For two minutes, maybe.

Foreman : Until the next case comes along.

Foreman : Until you're jonesing for your next fix.

Foreman : This woman talks while in full cardiac arrest

Foreman : and you're more excited about the talking than the heart dying!

House : The two were connected.

I don't wanna solve cases.

I wanna save lives.

House : Do you think she cares?

House : Do you think the husband cares?

House : You think the children she can now have

House : because of me are gonna care why I saved her?

Foreman : I care. About yourself!

House : About your own ego! House.

House : You're the selfish bastard, not me,

which is why you took so much pleasure in drawing out

House : this little goodbye of yours for the last three weeks.

It wasn't for me, it wasn't for anyone!

It sure as hell didn't help anyone!


little bit of what's going on he's just

little bit of what's going on he's just chilling to go to pet and bam your arms

chilling to go to pet and bam your arms

chilling to go to pet and bam your arms gone too far from home he's a good cook

gone too far from home he's a good cook

gone too far from home he's a good cook but me and he's like I look innocent

but me and he's like I look innocent

but me and he's like I look innocent don't know so we're out of Walmart

don't know so we're out of Walmart

don't know so we're out of Walmart Nashville Tennessee and Walmart's doing

Nashville Tennessee and Walmart's doing

Nashville Tennessee and Walmart's doing like gaming stuff now and that's why G

like gaming stuff now and that's why G

like gaming stuff now and that's why G fuel brought us here so let me just show

fuel brought us here so let me just show you what they're doing okay guys - check

you what they're doing okay guys - check this out Walmart is starting eSports

this out Walmart is starting eSports

this out Walmart is starting eSports arenas inside like we're inside checkout

arenas inside like we're inside checkout aisles and then BOOM

aisles and then BOOM

aisles and then BOOM look at this so you walk in and check

look at this so you walk in and check

look at this so you walk in and check this out

this out

this out gaming setups best shakers in the world

gaming setups best shakers in the world

gaming setups best shakers in the world right there baby oh this is so cool

right there baby oh this is so cool

right there baby oh this is so cool what's the like low down here like kids

what's the like low down here like kids

what's the like low down here like kids be able to come in and play games at any

be able to come in and play games at any point at Walmart five bucks an hour


we're gonna go eat up mutton again

we're gonna go eat up mutton again because really eating a lot of mutton

because really eating a lot of mutton

because really eating a lot of mutton says we've got to India because that's a

says we've got to India because that's a primary you know

primary you know

primary you know yes but this one is a fire


House : Oh, right. You guys don't know about him.

House : He doesn't get bitten until three months after we treat the volleyball player.

House : Luckily, it's been well established that time is not a fixed construct.

His condition is not improving. Double the dosage.

Foreman : - Already did. - There's another antivenom.

House : - It's not as effective, but... - Already tried it.

House : - The first stuff, the stuff he was allergic to. - Gave it to him with high-dose steroids.

Cameron : - Nothing's working. - What does it all mean?

Caring : - Wrong snake? - We tried every other antivenom we had.

Caring : - We're too late? - Yep. He's dying. His wife's here.

House : Finally found a babysitter. Who wants to let 'em know?

House : - Actually, I'm kidding. - He's not dying?

House : Oh, yeah, he's dying. But there's no wife and kid.

House : Which is great.

Makes the breaking-the-news thing way easier.

House : Oh, yeah. One more piece of news.

House : The drug addict is peeing blood.


Sheldon : Now, why don't you accept my apology,

Sheldon : receive your free T-shirt, uh...

Sheldon : I hope extra small is okay.

Sheldon : For some reason Wolowitz took a medium.

Emily : Well, I don't accept your apology.

Raj : What are you doing?

Emily : It's called standing up for myself.

Emily : You should try it some time.

Raj : Fine, how about this?

Raj : You're making me uncomfortable by prolonging

Raj : this ridiculous fight, and I wish you'd stop.

Emily : Oh, you want me to stop?

Emily : No problem.

Raj : No, come on, please don't leave!

Sheldon stammers

Sheldon : Point of clarification... are you still going on the trip?

Sheldon : Because if not...

Emily : Don't worry, you're good.


Olivia : I had no idea that you and Alex were a couple.

Olivia : It's just...

Olivia : I was having a bad day and it was good to have someone...

Olivia : To talk to, I mean, not good to...

Olivia : Alex really is good.

Olivia : I mean, he's good in the way he's a good person, good.

Olivia : Not the other kind of good.

You know, "good in bed" good.

Olivia : Which he is, as I'm sure you know.


We've found a donor.

Foreman : It's not an ideal match, but four out of six still gives Nick a chance.


Thirteen : You've been working for House for a long time.

No need for name-calling.

I would ask if this was going to be lunchtime gossip, but lucky for me...

Eric Foreman : I don't give a damn.

Greg House : How's our mental Yentl?

Thirteen : MRI shows no sign of clots, FMRI shows no problem areas.

Greg House : Go restart her IV.

Eric Foreman : What's wrong with it?

Nothing. But like so many of the procedures we put patients through, it hurts,

Greg House : which, if she's enjoying it, will show up in pretty colors.

Thirteen : This is why you wanted an FMRI?

Greg House : It showed she didn't have a blood clot, which is diagnostically relevant.

Greg House : And it can show that she's become a masochist. Also diagnostically relevant.

Greg House : And it will be cool.

Greg House : Either explain which part of my analysis didn't make sense, or go do it.

Eric Foreman : It isn't cool.

Chris Taub : I'm sorry.

Greg House : Heavens. Look at her limbic system.

Her pleasure centers are lighting up like a Hanukkah bush.

Greg House : Foreman must have a touch like an elephant.

Thirteen : Okay, Roz, we've got what we need.

Yes. It was impressive.

Thirteen : Roz? You all right?


Chase : Before the sleeping problems, did you have any trouble breathing,

Chase : a cough that wouldn't go away... Anything like that?

No.

Chase : Are you certain? Absolutely.

Ed : I've never been away from her for more than a night.

Ed : If she had breathing troubles I would've noticed.

Foreman : The other condition is significantly more likely if...

Foreman : If you've had an affair.

Chase : Have you ever had an affair?

Ofcourse not.


Phoebe Sr : I think that a person should know where they come from.

Phoebe Sr : Which is why I...


You're loyal, you're honest and you have integrity.

That's the strength I want in a man.

That means nothing to me. Come on!

Phoebe : -Hi, liar. -Hey.

He's marrying you because he thinks the things you were saying were true.

Ursula : -They could be true. -But they're not.

It's a fine line.

Phoebe : -Why are you lying? -I don't know.

He did this stuff, I said I did it too. He got so excited, it was fun.

You can't do this. You're gonna ruin his life.

Why are you taking this so seriously? It's just a marriage.

Besides, if I cheat on him, I can call it an affair.

Honey?


looks to be abandoned roofing with curtains on the side here which is a

curtains on the side here which is a

curtains on the side here which is a really nice open air breezy environment

really nice open air breezy environment

really nice open air breezy environment they have the fans going and we are here

they have the fans going and we are here first for the day I love these chairs


Ted : Uh, you know what, why don't you say it.

Ted : I really wouldn't know what to say.

Charity : Why don't you recite your favorite passage of scripture.


just crunch and that crab, it just is so tender and sweet.

So you ready for the claws?

- [Joel] Mh-hm.

- [Mark] The claw action


Marshall : Okay. Maybe just one cuddle, but then that is it.

Punchy : Times Square's the bomb!

Punchy : I got so many great pictures of all the billboards.

Ted : You know, there's more to New York than Times Square.

Ted : There's the Village, the Lower East Side, Central Park...

Punchy : They got better billboards then the ones in Times Square?

Punchy : Times Square's the bomb!

Ted : Here. You know what? Hold this, okay?

Punchy : I'm going to go pee in the jar I got going in the alley.


think another and we're also buying some other small vegetables including some

other small vegetables including some

other small vegetables including some lemons which I think you're gonna be

lemons which I think you're gonna be

lemons which I think you're gonna be used to wash the chicken as well but

used to wash the chicken as well but

used to wash the chicken as well but we're just buying a few of the

we're just buying a few of the

we're just buying a few of the ingredients now so everybody say hello

ingredients now so everybody say hello

ingredients now so everybody say hello to Bela Lynette yeah Bela

to Bela Lynette yeah Bela

to Bela Lynette yeah Bela we got the ingredients he's got the

we got the ingredients he's got the

we got the ingredients he's got the chicken we're on our way back to his

chicken we're on our way back to his

chicken we're on our way back to his house and I'm very excited

house and I'm very excited

house and I'm very excited [Music]

[Music]

[Music] okay we've been walking for maybe thirty

okay we've been walking for maybe thirty minutes you should see how fast Bella

minutes you should see how fast Bella

minutes you should see how fast Bella now you box is a run or a jogger and

now you box is a run or a jogger and

now you box is a run or a jogger and he's also you you also bicycle right

he's also you you also bicycle right

he's also you you also bicycle right here a cycle okay

here a cycle okay

here a cycle okay he's really grind the onions yeah yeah

he's really grind the onions yeah yeah

he's really grind the onions yeah yeah okay so you earlier in the morning shoot


than foraged leaves and vegetables.

Just wild, natural supreme, that's one

of those leaves that's so sour it immediately

leaves that sour sour chalkiness on your teeth.

upbeat tropical music

And that one is spectacular too.

You know they're both really good.

Both totally, completely opposite in flavors.

tropical upbeat music


Barney : Tell the secret.

Ted : Okay, uh... it was our anniversary,

Ted : So we went to this restaurant carmichael's,

Ted : Which is where we went on our first date.

Ted : Remember, the place where I stole

Ted : The blue french horn for robin?

Barney : Oh, right, that was you.

Barney : I knew that was somebody I knew.

Barney : What?

Ted : Dude, you were there.

Ted : That was like a big iconic moment in all of our lives.

Barney : Maybe in your life... I got a lot of stuff going on.

Robin : Okay, so we're sitting there

Robin : And the waiter comes over...

Waiter : Champagne?

Robin : Um, we didn't order champagne.

Waiter : Compliments of the house.

Ted : Wow.


that pretty good

that pretty good [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] as that why like this close month

as that why like this close month

as that why like this close month granted on its were the bucket anybody

granted on its were the bucket anybody

granted on its were the bucket anybody want screw veneer dad jokes baby bad dad

want screw veneer dad jokes baby bad dad joke Brad that joke I know I also my eye

joke Brad that joke I know I also my eye protection

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] but guys we have established our kitchen

but guys we have established our kitchen table look at this this is pretty cool

table look at this this is pretty cool

table look at this this is pretty cool I built it on just like one of those

I built it on just like one of those

I built it on just like one of those pop-up tables and I just built a frame

pop-up tables and I just built a frame

pop-up tables and I just built a frame around it so the cars don't ramp out I

around it so the cars don't ramp out I

around it so the cars don't ramp out I don't even think you need the walls is

don't even think you need the walls is

don't even think you need the walls is high but I like to build little jumps

high but I like to build little jumps

high but I like to build little jumps and stuff inside of it so maybe it'll


Um, um.

Oh, wow with just a little salt that is

surprisingly very flavorful.

And here is the mantu?

- [Ali] Manchu.

- [Trevor] Oh.

Afghan dumplings!


Joey : Turns out our kids go to the same school.

Yeah. Small world, huh?

Chandler : Weird world.

Chandler : Your kids?

Joey : I figure my character has kids.

Chandler : There isn't a part of that sentence I don't need explained.

Joey : When you're acting, you need to think about that stuff.

Joey : My character, Joseph the processing guy...

Joey : ...has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany.

Joey : Ashley copies everything Brittany does.

Chandler : Well, invisible kids can be that way sometimes.

You know, Joseph and his wife, Karen, are thinking of having a third kid.

Monica : You know what?


Leonard : ...I'd just apologize for everything so we could end up in bed.

This is a 100 percent "sex is off the table" I'm sorry.

Penny : All right. Thank you. I'm sorry too.

Leonard : Just to be clear, sex is off the table, right?

Penny : Way off.

Leonard : Maybe we're not ready to hang out as friends.

Penny : I don't know. Up until the last part...

...I was enjoying take-charge Leonard with a little backbone.

Penny : Picking the movie, knowing what he wants, a little cocky.

- Really? - Yeah.

Leonard : Well, then, I'm putting sex back on the table.

Leonard : What do you think about that?

Hmm, maybe I Iike it.


hit the ramp okay as soon as you hit the ramp it's just gonna go like you take I

ramp it's just gonna go like you take I

ramp it's just gonna go like you take I know nothing on it I am I gonna know god


But we're gonna proceed onwards to La Merced,

which is one of the ultimate markets

of downtown Mexico City, and there we're gonna

do some serious street food eating.

energetic drumbeat

We just arrived to Mercado de La Merced.


of all different qualities and

of all different qualities and frankincense you'll find different

frankincense you'll find different

frankincense you'll find different incense as well but just an overload of

incense as well but just an overload of

incense as well but just an overload of spices

spices

spices the shopkeepers can sometimes be a

the shopkeepers can sometimes be a

the shopkeepers can sometimes be a little bit aggressive but then in the

little bit aggressive but then in the

little bit aggressive but then in the end they're really really friendly I met

end they're really really friendly I met a bunch of guys from Iran and from

a bunch of guys from Iran and from

a bunch of guys from Iran and from Afghanistan who just wanted to hang out

Afghanistan who just wanted to hang out

Afghanistan who just wanted to hang out and talk they're really friendly it's

and talk they're really friendly it's

and talk they're really friendly it's such an incredible contrast from the

such an incredible contrast from the

such an incredible contrast from the high-tech modern Dubai that you

high-tech modern Dubai that you

high-tech modern Dubai that you typically think of

[Music]


but this is something you have to see to believe.

Next up, just down the street,

we found a huge cart selling the famous Jakarta ketoprak.

As soon as you walk up and you see

all the action of the dish being made, you get curious,

and you know that you just gotta eat it.

The main flavor comes from a hand-mixed paste

of ground peanuts, palm sugar, garlic,

chili, salt, and sweet soy sauce.

Nice, and then he's mixing it up.

So it's a sweet dish, very sweet.

- [Man] Peanuts, peanuts.

- Peanuts.

Whoa!


Sophia : You'll have to give me a transplant, even without consent.

Melinda : An iron overdose?

Foreman : From his vitamins.

Foreman : If I'm right, we can treat him tonight. He'll be back to his old self in the morning.

Taub : But they're children's vitamins, I only give him one.

Sophia : I know.


mine okay thank Mike every bite is so

mine okay thank Mike every bite is so spicy and cheating I'm really happy when

spicy and cheating I'm really happy when everybody on the play gets along so well

everybody on the play gets along so well it's almost like I'm eating a rice seeds

it's almost like I'm eating a rice seeds oh the corn ribs okay look here's the

oh the corn ribs okay look here's the

oh the corn ribs okay look here's the thing is this place a little touristy

thing is this place a little touristy

thing is this place a little touristy Shore is a little gimmicky of course but

Shore is a little gimmicky of course but doesn't deeply satisfy some little

doesn't deeply satisfy some little

doesn't deeply satisfy some little cheese monster that's within every one

cheese monster that's within every one

cheese monster that's within every one of us absolutely for about 50 bucks not

of us absolutely for about 50 bucks not

of us absolutely for about 50 bucks not a bad meal all right after a nice legal

a bad meal all right after a nice legal

a bad meal all right after a nice legal start let's go to location number two