all about the injections and I very

all about the injections and I very excitedly just got off a one-hour

excitedly just got off a one-hour

excitedly just got off a one-hour telephone conversation all about the

telephone conversation all about the

telephone conversation all about the exciting book tour that is coming soon

exciting book tour that is coming soon

exciting book tour that is coming soon tickets down below we are going to be

tickets down below we are going to be

tickets down below we are going to be going to as you know Glasgow and we are


mm-hmm yum yum camera mild huh

mm-hmm yum yum camera mild huh

mm-hmm yum yum camera mild huh I think it's sweet no it was camel Milan

I think it's sweet no it was camel Milan probably sugars and now you have about a

probably sugars and now you have about a month or two months till your little

month or two months till your little

month or two months till your little brother comes along in two months time I

brother comes along in two months time I need to see you walking talking driving


- Excuse me? He... - He what?

CHIEF : Nothing.

Dr. Yang, you go back on the floor with Dr. Bailey.

BAILEY : - Sir! - Am I not understanding this?

CHIEF : Does this situation directly harm you in some way?

BAILEY : No, sir. I am fine.

CHIEF : Then get back to work.


Alex : You have an ugly truth?

Alex : I never would have picked you to have an ugly truth.

Meredith : I'm more afraid she doesn't have cancer.

Alex : Well, liver cancer's fast.

Painful, but it's fast and they give you morphine.

Alex : They don't give you morphine for Alzheimer's.

Meredith : No, they don't.

Meredith : What kind of person wishes their mother had cancer?


We've arrived to a place called 'The Derra'

which is ...

It's a place in the community, like a open yard,

court yard, they have some of the best quality

buffaloes and animals.

Kind of a relaxing courtyard,

but I think the main purpose of this area

is to have conversations, to socialize.

And this is where we're gonna hang out.

Very cool.

Good morning.


speaking Filipino


are we ready Amenia are you ready this

are we ready Amenia are you ready this is gonna be so much fun and I know in

is gonna be so much fun and I know in

is gonna be so much fun and I know in this video here friends would have

this video here friends would have

this video here friends would have already arrived at our adventure know

already arrived at our adventure know

already arrived at our adventure know where we're going

where we're going

where we're going we aren't going teach your makeup

we aren't going teach your makeup

we aren't going teach your makeup friends we're about to get on a plane

friends we're about to get on a plane

friends we're about to get on a plane for 10 hours we are caught you make it

for 10 hours we are caught you make it

for 10 hours we are caught you make it tea times you brought it on yourself

tea times you brought it on yourself

tea times you brought it on yourself when she tell you about it during the

when she tell you about it during the

when she tell you about it during the week but for the next couple of days

week but for the next couple of days

week but for the next couple of days we're gonna be in Jamaica


Kaufman : I'm skipping the credentials committee.

Kaufman : I'm going straight to the state board and reporting you for...

Kaufman : What you've done is so off the spectrum,

Kaufman : I don't know there's a specific name for it.

House : - I think he's talking to you. - Marty, calm down.

Kaufman : - And you. - What you did is worse.

Kaufman : He's an insane lunatic. You're the Dean of Medicine.

Arlene : I want you off my case.

Kaufman : That's exactly right.

Arlene : Don't get excited. You're fired, too.

What?

Arlene : I'll never get away from House

Arlene : or my daughter if I stay here.

Transfer me to Princeton General.

Mom.

Cuddy : You're very ill and you're very angry.


- What's going on?

Alright, who's ready to see

the new Daily Bumps baby, I guess?


Mark : But he sees me so much as talking to you,

Mark : and I'm on the ground bleeding.

Mark : Interesting, don't you think?

Meredith : - What are you doing? - You need stitches.

I know. Hold the mirror.


Robin : Which is funny, because usually

Robin : It's the innkeeper who offers turndown service. Oh!

Lily : Hey, guys. Good news.

Lily : First of all, you can ignore all the e-mails

Lily : And texts we've sent you.

Robin : We have. Go on.

Lily : Because we went ahead and booked

Lily : That couples' weekend for all of us in Vermont!

Robin : Wait, you guys were serious about that?


Mama? - Yes, baby?

Zane Talbot : The wheel came off my train.

Oh!

Dr. Talbot : Give me.


So do we really need to ask who's going up on the platform next?

Director : You get up there and do that again, exactly like that.


Aw, baby, are you still sore?


Who has low O2 sats and crackling lung sounds.

Chuck : Like I have.

House : Buck has idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis.

House : His lung tissue's turning to rock.

House : There's no known cause, no treatment.

House : - He is slowly suffocating. - You're talking about me?

House : Lung transplant's about $500,000,

House : but this poor sucker's got no insurance.

House : If he tried to sign up now, he'd be excluded, preexisting condition.

House : But let me confirm with my lawyer.

House : She confirms.

House : If only Buck hadn't been diagnosed with fibrosis before he got insurance.

House : So, back to the exam.

Stacy : That's how you tell this guy he's dying?

House : Oh, relax. He's got a cold.

House : And soon, health insurance.

Stacy : Such a hero, always righting wrongs.

Stacy : Who cares who you have to manipulate?

Kayla : I'm sorry.

House : I didn't realize you and Buck were so close.

Stacy : - It's a point of principle. - Right.

House : It's got nothing to do with what I did to you.

Magician Boy On Stage : There's nothing for us to talk about.

House : That's why you're following me.

House : - I read some notes. - If Chase screwed up...


things to play on and yeah Mike I really loves it here

loves it here

loves it here [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] so that is gonna do it for this

so that is gonna do it for this

so that is gonna do it for this neighborhood walk around Roma North Bay

neighborhood walk around Roma North Bay

neighborhood walk around Roma North Bay it's really a nice area of Mexico City

it's really a nice area of Mexico City

it's really a nice area of Mexico City and again it has this even though Mexico

and again it has this even though Mexico City is such a gigantic very energetic


noise maybe we put some noise of some

noise maybe we put some noise of some extra patience isn't about grandmaster

extra patience isn't about grandmaster

extra patience isn't about grandmaster work okay everyone okay let's go for

work okay everyone okay let's go for

work okay everyone okay let's go for another take all right let's go hey guys

another take all right let's go hey guys and welcome funnel hey guys welcome to

and welcome funnel hey guys welcome to

and welcome funnel hey guys welcome to the twelfth day of the third month of

the twelfth day of the third month of

the twelfth day of the third month of the best year of your life

[Music]


-You remember the number, right? -Yeah, black 13.

Ross : -Black 15! -You got it.

Chandler : -All right. Bye-bye, now. -Bye, you guys.

I'll say bye at the car.

Anyone wanna say bye to me at the car?

Rachel : I'll say goodbye to you at the car if you don't mind the pus.


Pass.

Nope. You must be thinking of someone else.

I was never in a band.

Ross : You made out with Missy Goldberg?

Ross : How could you do that after you promised me?

Chandler : Excuse me.

Chandler : That didn't make us sound gay at all.

Ross : - You broke the pact. - Ross, that was 1 6 years ago.

Ross : That doesn't matter. We're talking about the foundation of our friendship.

Chandler : I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair.

Chandler : If we're really gonna do this, it's not like you never broke one of the pacts.

Ross : - I didn't. - Oh, really?

Ross : - No. - Oh, really?

Ross : - No. - Adrienne Turner.

Yes?


so change friends jeez so these are all

so change friends jeez so these are all like the little friends that you get


- Hey, are Ross and RacheI back? - No, not yet.

Phoebe : - Oh, good, I didn't miss the party. - What about your massage client?

Phoebe : I just felt so bad missing this. So I just slipped him a little something, you know.


Gunther : I'll take it.

Phoebe : That might work.


Oh I'm so scared.

suspenseful violin music

- Oh the lamp.

I gotcha now Jasmine.


Raj : Hey, I read that someone invented a way

Raj : to convert your footsteps into electromagnetic energy

Raj : so you can charge your cell phone while walking.

Leonard : We had that idea years ago.

Leonard : How come we never did anything with it?

Howard : Probably because we left the diagram of it in the restaurant,

Howard : and none of us wanted to walk back.

Sheldon : I know the real reason you never made progress with that idea.

Sheldon : You thought of it


Stangel : a regimen change can fix the problem,

Stangel : so I'm recommending a spirited cardio routine.

Stangel : Preferably with a partner,

Stangel : involving any light-based firearm activity

Stangel : in the Tri-State area.

Stangel : Poughkeepsie, for example.

Stangel : Have you heard of the gentlemen's sport known as laser tag?

Marvin : Surprise!

Marshall : Damn it, Barney!

Marshall : What are you doing in here?

Barney : Think about it, Marshall. All entrants get 20% off at the snack bar!

Barney : BT-dub, the receptionist. What's her situation?

Stangel : Go!

Stangel : Well, Marshall. I've got your results.

Marshall : And?

Stangel : Your sperm is fine.

Marshall : My sperm is fine!

Stangel : Count, motility...

Stangel : everything's off the charts.

Stangel : You, sir, have got some strong swimmers.

Barney : Bro, that is awesome. Motility five!


Billy : So Leann and I decide to go for a boat ride, like the old days.

Billy : But instead of recapturing our magic, Leann got drunk and fell into the ocean.

Billy : So why am I the bad guy?

Beckett : Oh, so you're the victim here.

Billy : You bet your ass I am.

Billy : I lost my endorsements and my status.

Billy : My own family wants nothing to do with me.

Interesting, on the list of things you lost, you didn't include your wife.

Well, She never was my favorite trophy.

Now, why don't you two get the hell out of my home?

Castle : Well, Billy did it. Killed his wife to keep his money,

Castle : then had Michelle murdered when she found evidence of it.

Castle : Only how do we prove it?

Beckett : Well, all roads lead to Noah.

Beckett : So if we can catch him, we'll get him to turn on Billy.

Perfect.

Castle : Only we don't have any way of finding him.

Esposito : Actually, we do.

Turns out the garage at Billy's building has an automated valet system.

Ryan : The manager was able to pull up the records of when Noah parked there,

Ryan : and we got his license number.

Esposito : The car belongs to a fleet of vehicles

Esposito : that's registered to a pharmaceutical company.

Beckett : Was Noah an employee there?

Ryan : No, he has no affiliation.


Penny : Yeah, you've been going out

Sheldon : for years. You haven't even slept together.

Sheldon : That's right. It's called foreplay.

Sheldon : And I could make the case

Sheldon : that you two aren't moving forward in your relationship.

scoffs Uh,

Sheldon : hello.

Sheldon : Hello.

Penny : No. Sheldon, we're getting married.

Sheldon : But you've been engaged for over a year now,

Sheldon : and you don't even have a wedding date.

Penny : Well, we will. We're just not in a rush.

Penny : Okay.

Leonard : We're gonna set a date.

Sheldon : Okay. If you say so.

Penny : Yeah, it's just, things are good right now. Really good.

Penny : I'm focusing on my job. And we've been busy with our paper.

Penny : So busy. Yeah, we'll pick a date when we pick a date.

Penny : Yeah.

Penny : Okay.


Penny : Honey. Shush, shush, shush.

Leonard : You shush. I'm happy. I wanna talk about it.

[LEONARD CHUCKLES]

You know what my mother would say? She'd say...

Leonard : ...because you were not loved by your father and I was not loved by my mother...

Leonard : ...that having sex is our way of making up for intimacy we didn't get as children.

Penny : Why would you bring that up right now?


all in different areas in front of here.

Do you think they could be keeping people out Ollie

because there's something cool back there?

- Yeah.

- Check it out you guys,

there's also a keep out sign.


Penny : Yeah.

Leonard : Funny how things work out.

But he loved the companionship and the wisdom...

Toby : ...that his own father failed to provide.

Sheldon : Your parents made the right decision.

Toby : I cannot work like this.

[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV]


- Did not. - Did too.

Okay, maybe some of it. But...

Leonard : The guy was just in the right place at the right time...

Leonard : ...with the right paradigm-shifting reinterpretation of the universe.

Leonard : He got lucky.

Raj : In more ways than one.

Raj : He's a very handsome man.

Howard : Doesn't do anything for me. If I was gonna go that way...

...I'm more of a Zac Efron kind of guy.

Raj : Oh, yeah. Like you have a shot with Zac Efron.

David approaching : Excuse me. Are you Leonard Hofstadter?

- Uh, yeah. - I'm David Underhill.


Tag : Thanks for having me over.


started going into them - they've been

started going into them - they've been arrow stuck on a cat off like months

arrow stuck on a cat off like months

arrow stuck on a cat off like months like okay maybe not last it must be at

like okay maybe not last it must be at

like okay maybe not last it must be at least a month and a half though when you

least a month and a half though when you find something that you really like and

find something that you really like and

find something that you really like and then it's just an abstract kind

then it's just an abstract kind

then it's just an abstract kind something like crap I love crab I know

something like crap I love crab I know

something like crap I love crab I know it sounds so like posh okay I only eat

it sounds so like posh okay I only eat

it sounds so like posh okay I only eat it once a week I have it in a wrap

it once a week I have it in a wrap

it once a week I have it in a wrap it's my favorite wrap to have I made it

it's my favorite wrap to have I made it

it's my favorite wrap to have I made it with egg and it's so delicious and it's

with egg and it's so delicious and it's

with egg and it's so delicious and it's just so filling and I love Carol this is

just so filling and I love Carol this is not like a disk to a cattle because I

not like a disk to a cattle because I

not like a disk to a cattle because I really really love them so they ran a

really really love them so they ran a

really really love them so they ran a crap around Christmas time which is

crap around Christmas time which is

crap around Christmas time which is understandable because you know it's

understandable because you know it's

understandable because you know it's Christmas and a lot of things were out

Christmas and a lot of things were out

Christmas and a lot of things were out of stock but it hasn't come back in

of stock but it hasn't come back in

of stock but it hasn't come back in stock since and I am just pulling my


please come here both places is so

please come here both places is so incredible

incredible

incredible I gotta miss something when I first came

I gotta miss something when I first came to poke all guy I was looking for like


- There's a big bug swimmin' in the water, it's a cicada.

- I can't get it out.

- You can't, here let me see it.

I'll see if I can get him.

Oh!

Where'd he go?

Oh, he dropped back in there! laughing

That scared the crap out of me.

There it goes!

Got him.

That is a big bug.

That is definitely probably one of the biggest

we've seen so far.

marimba music

I kid you not, he did this on his own volition you guys.

- He really did, he just lays down.

laughing

- He was just standing there, and then he just did this.


take him back to his home


Young Ethan : Before we get into any staying-over stuff...

...there's something you should know.


George : That's a fine idea.


Sheldon : with the whiter-than-Marshmallow-Fluff

Sheldon : Leonard Hofstadter.

Priya : Oh, my God.

Leonard : What's the big deal?

Priya : Trust me, it's a big deal.

Leonard : They're gonna find out about me eventually, right?

Priya : Yeah, of course, just not today.

Sheldon : 20 seconds.

Leonard : Are you ashamed of me?

Sheldon : Of course not.

Leonard : Then why can't we tell your parents?

Priya : Please, don't push this.

Sheldon : He does that all the time, doesn't he? 15.

Priya : Okay, fine, Sheldon, you win. Turn it off.

Leonard : No, he's bluffing.

Sheldon : I never bluff. Ten. It's blackmail!

Sheldon : Nine. We give up.

Sheldon : Eight. This is ridiculous.

Sheldon : It's a laptop with a full charge.

Sheldon : Honestly, what do you see in him?

Priya : Give him what he wants or we're done.

Leonard : Three. Really?

Sheldon : Two. Okay, I'll sign it!

FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE : Self-destruct sequence aborted.

Sheldon : You may have gone to Cambridge,

Sheldon : but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy.


Leonard : What?

It's a PokÃ©mon reference.

Woman : I don't know what that means.

Sheldon : Well, we gave it a shot.

Sheldon : How about you?

Older woman : I'm married, and I'm her grandmother.

Sheldon : Ah, what might have been.

Sheldon : And you, give my regards to Barnum and Bailey.

Bernadette : Stuart took that rejection like a pro.

Penny : Well, he knew he was on the breast cam.

I don't have much practice turning men down.

Amy : It wasn't so much fun.

Bernadette : Oh, you get used to it.

Bernadette : Some guys you have to turn down over and over.

Penny : And sometimes we marry them anyway.

phone chimes

Amy Phone text sound : Huh.

Amy Phone text sound : Well, this is weird.


Cate : I'll re-do the test in an hour when I'm re-hydrated.

Foreman : Have you noticed any improvement since starting the cefuroxime?

Not really. Pain's about the same.

Foreman : While you're waiting, we should run another test

Foreman : with the geology equipment.

House : You're not taking the cefuroxime.

She's right-handed.

Means she would put the IV in her left arm.

House : Catheter in the arm makes it hard to bend the elbow,

House : the way people do when they drink.

Cate : We have a limited supply of medication, and I am not about to waste it.

House : Last I checked you had a limited supply of doctors.

Cate : Right before I got sick, one of my crew members severed his femoral artery.

Cate : He needs the cefuroxime.

House : Right. He called dibs.

Cate : His need is definitive. Mine is speculative.

House : You're breathing fast.

Cate : It's because I'm pissed off!

House : Lift up your chin. Show me your windpipe.

Cate : My chest hurts.

Foreman : It's deviating to the left.

Because her right lung is collapsing.

Foreman : Cate, is anyone there with you?

Cate : Sean went to the mess. You need to call someone.

House : There's no time. Get a syringe and a needle.

Why am I doing that? Shut up and look.

She could pass out. She needs to...

House : She needs to re-inflate that lung.

Okay. Now, pull out the plunger.

House : I want you to stab yourself in your right side

House : between the second and third rib, in the midclavicular line.


Yeah.

So UPS confirms that a package of costumes

Beckett : was dropped off at Mrs. Isaacson's lobby,

Beckett : but nobody signed for it.

Beckett : Per buyer's instructions.

RYAN : Here's some more bad news.

Ryan : No security cameras inside the lobby or outside.

And from what we could tell, the building's not terribly secure.

Our killer probably knew that, that's why he used it as a delivery drop.

Ryan : If he knew the old lady's credit card number,

Ryan : maybe he knew her.

Castle : Could be.

Castle : Could be he just found her credit card statements in the trash.

Castle : It's old school, but it's effective.

BECKETT : You guys, for all we know,

Beckett : he's targeting Sleeping Beauty as we speak.

Yo. I got something.

That missing hour of Kristina's at lunchtime last Friday?

Tech found a map search on her tablet that day at 12 : 50 p.m.

Walking directions to Glassman's Cafe on the Upper West Side.

Beckett : Okay, great. You guys go to the cafe.

Beckett : See if you can figure out who she was meeting with.

Ryan : On it.


Ross : It is time for you to give your maid-of-honor speech.

We haven't even prepared...

Rachel : - Go! - Okay, okay, okay.


and something else caught my eye.

Esposito : Lance charged a cab ride to the studio the night of the murder.

Yeah, when we interviewed him, he said he went straight home at 6 : 00 p.m.

The cab company drove him back to the studio around 8 : 00.

Beckett : Okay, so, that falls right within the window of our time of death.

Beckett : Go pick him up.

Yeah, we already sent a uniform.

Ryan : He's not home and he's not answering his phone.

Castle : My mother was speaking to him earlier on set.

Castle : Hi, sweetie. Is Gram there? I need to talk to her.

Beckett : What's wrong?


Number four : "Unless you want to see it 80 times a day,

for the next month, never show Robin a YouTube clip

of an animal playing a musical instrument."


looks like a Pokemon whoa this is just

looks like a Pokemon whoa this is just Pokemon looking thing with a fig on top

Pokemon looking thing with a fig on top

Pokemon looking thing with a fig on top this is amazing it's like a raspberry

this is amazing it's like a raspberry

this is amazing it's like a raspberry mousse what would the light is a little

mousse what would the light is a little

mousse what would the light is a little sponge cake this is a chef's special

sponge cake this is a chef's special

sponge cake this is a chef's special cake anymore that Ashman I couldn't

cake anymore that Ashman I couldn't

cake anymore that Ashman I couldn't leave here without getting some more ice

leave here without getting some more ice cream just fantastic you know what

cream just fantastic you know what

cream just fantastic you know what thanks to my like third fourth and fifth

thanks to my like third fourth and fifth stomach

stomach

stomach I feel pretty brewing up lobsters time

I feel pretty brewing up lobsters time

I feel pretty brewing up lobsters time ice creams done I think finally finally

ice creams done I think finally finally

ice creams done I think finally finally I'm done


- Big one? - Yes. Please.

- Thank you. - Arigato.

- This is, by far, the most giant oyster

I've ever seen in my life, and the most expensive oyster

I've ever bought in my life, but it is huge!

This is definitely not a one biter.

This is like, they actually give you two toothpicks

because this is like a two person oyster!

Just check out, this is just insanely gigantic.

I wouldn't even, if I saw this from the outside,

I wouldn't even recognize that it's an oyster.

It has like a, it's not just one of those

flat shell fish looking oysters,

but look at that depth on the bottom of that shell.

This is like a, probably a circular oyster.

This thing is huge and meaty and just gigantic. Oh!

It's so meaty! Look at the size of this. Wow.


- You promise? - I promise.

That was a pretty stupid thing to do, huh?

Chase : Getting hooked on drugs?


So before you lie about Iying about Iying about Iying about Iying...

Stop Iying.

Chandler : Why are you so sure I didn't watch this tape?

Joey : You wanna know why? You wanna know why?

Rachel : Well, this is going well.

Joey : Here's how I know you didn't watch.

Joey : If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you'd have some comments.

All right, remember, I got paid a lot of money for this...

Joey : ...and it only aired in Japan.


Derek : People do things every day that they know could kill them.

Derek : Doesn't mean they want to die.

Bailey : What are her chances of surviving the surgery?

Burke : Slightly better than if we do nothing.

Bailey : So is it worth it? Hey, come on.

Bailey : You were already thinking it, I'm just saying.

Burke : She's 43. It's worth a try.

[Door opening]

Derek : Ha!

Bailey : Morning.

[Woman over PA] Dr. Moretti, 4672. Dr. Moretti, 4672.

Meredith : Dr. Shepherd.

Derek : Mr. Levangie, the Parkinson's patient,

Meredith : a good candidate for DBS?

Derek : Yes, but he's not interested.

Meredith : OK, but I think it's worth talking to him again, pushing him.

Derek : We're talking about a brain surgery

Derek : that is performed while the patient is awake, a risk of paralysis, death.

Derek : The patient doesn't want it. It is not my job to push him into anything,

Derek : and it's definitely not yours.

George : OK...

You're uncomfortable with my decision. It's best you don't scrub in.

MVO : - But... - It's minor. You won't be missed.

George : You know, they call you the Nazi.

Bailey : So I've heard.

[Woman over PA] Dr. Conserva, 3742. Dr. Conserva, 3742, stat.

[Burke] I won't lie to you.

Burke : The surgery is going to be long and difficult,

Burke : but we have an extremely capable surgical team, and I can...

Annie : Am I going to die?


to watch them as they do some of the cooking

Oh here's the octopus, the baby octopus.

upbeat drums

chopping

It looks like a passion fruit.

They do not mess around.

As soon as they got the word, as soon as we decided

what to, what to cook with each,

which most of them are raw sashimi,

like literally like within minutes, within seconds,

they're chopping everything up,

they're plating everything, as fresh as possible.

When she cut open, there's two different types

of the sea squirts.


Buck : When Campbell took the money from James,

Buck : he promised not to bother us anymore.

Buck : I needed to hear that myself. I needed to look him in the eyes.

Castle : You were with Campbell when James was killed.

Beckett : So then Campbell couldn't have killed James, but then, who did?

Buck : I wish I knew.

Beckett : Did he say anything to you when you were in his trailer?

Buck : He said that he was ready to make things right for me.

Uh...

Buck : Make things right? Didn't he already do that?

Buck : Yeah, I thought so.

James got me out of the cult. James got me away from Campbell.

Buck : He even gave me a job in his band.

Buck : All I ever did for the guy was teach him how to play guitar.

Castle : You were his teacher?

James : Most guys will tell you that they learned to play guitar themselves,

James : but I had a mentor.

And that guy was incredible. Much better than I'll ever be.

Interviewer : What's he think of the band?

James : You know, we lost touch a ways back.

James : And sometimes I wonder what he's up to.


My trip, my itinerary.

We have to cover 300 miles today

to be there with plenty of time

to catch Julie by 4 : 00 tomorrow.

And that thing I said about letting you drive? I lied.

What?

House : I'm impressed.

Not by thai, but by your real effort to maintain the facade.

House : It's been almost an hour and there's been no mention of the elephant in the car.

Wilson : Well, I declined the elephant option.

Uh-huh.

House : In three days, you're gonna find out if you live or die.

House : You don't want to talk about it?

Wilson : No, but obviously you do.

House : So we're gonna talk about it, but because I want to?

Wilson : I am neither talking about it

Wilson : nor talking about not talking about it.

House : You are hard-wired to talk about it.

House : It's how you cope, it's who you are.

Wilson : Yeah, well, from now on, I am not me. I'm...

Wilson : I'm Kyle Calloway.

House : I thought your porn name was Rusty Packard.

Wilson : Kyle is roguish, carefree, and shares no qualities with James Wilson.

House : Can Kyle drive stick?


Callie : You, you got You got into Mercy West

George : I haven't told the chief yet.

Callie : You'll tell him today. He'll understand.

Callie : It's a smaller program. Fewer residents, fewer distractions, more surgeries...

Callie : ...and when I come home and ask you how your day went,

Callie : you can actually tell me because I won't already know.

Alex : - Hi. - Hi.

Derek : Look, I...

Derek : I know this is an impossible day for you,

so I just want to say one thing.


each pool where it's written this is

each pool where it's written this is exciting so unfortunately and I can't do

exciting so unfortunately and I can't do all of them but if you want I can test

all of them but if you want I can test

all of them but if you want I can test them for you and you can sit and watch

them for you and you can sit and watch

them for you and you can sit and watch and I'll let you know

and I'll let you know

and I'll let you know like me you can have a little scrum for

like me you can have a little scrum for

like me you can have a little scrum for your feet

your feet

your feet Oh Cheers oh that's weird

hmm cool

hmm cool

hmm cool [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] we need or anything has magnesium baths

we need or anything has magnesium baths

we need or anything has magnesium baths and I got slippers I got flip-flops from

and I got slippers I got flip-flops from jealousy vanish like this starting on

jealousy vanish like this starting on

jealousy vanish like this starting on number one oh well cool my goodness and

number one oh well cool my goodness and

number one oh well cool my goodness and it's gonna try oh my goodness it's so

it's gonna try oh my goodness it's so

it's gonna try oh my goodness it's so oily


Chandler : I just think it's weird, you know? Heckles and me

Chandler : Heckles and me. Me

Chandler : Me and Heckles.

Hey, would you knock it off!


- Ten blade. - Here you go.

Retractors.

Retractors.

Webber : Scalpel ready.

Webber : Towel.

Bailey : Rib spreader.

Webber : Suction.

George : Is that a towel?

Bailey : - Get a pan. - [George] Where did that come from?


is he good oh thank you babe are true

is he good oh thank you babe are true gems of Pakistan these are the treasures

gems of Pakistan these are the treasures of Pakistan right yeah these are the

of Pakistan right yeah these are the

of Pakistan right yeah these are the pools peripheral particles the PATA

pools peripheral particles the PATA

pools peripheral particles the PATA teeka's the fatty liver oh yeah thank

teeka's the fatty liver oh yeah thank

teeka's the fatty liver oh yeah thank you Supriya let's go try it out

you Supriya let's go try it out

you Supriya let's go try it out oh thank you Wow

oh thank you Wow

oh thank you Wow thank you how does that look handsome

thank you how does that look handsome

thank you how does that look handsome and just look at those very heavy season

and just look at those very heavy season with light salt and this is just so nice

with light salt and this is just so nice to be here in the local village on our

to be here in the local village on our

to be here in the local village on our way to Miren Shaw let's try it out oh oh

way to Miren Shaw let's try it out oh oh it just explode


Castle o.s. : Run, rebel.

Castle o.s. : But you'll never defeat the forces of Voltar.

Death to Voltar! Death to the Voltarians!

Castle : I sense fear in you.

Alexis : You sense nothing!

Martha : Has anyone seen my purse?


Esposito : Lanie, can you ask the lab to put a rush on this?

Castle : Why, what is it?

Esposito : I've seen this MO before.

It was, like, 10 years ago.

So, when you worked with the 54th?

Esposito : Yeah. I collared a thief. Name was, uh, Sonia Ruiz.

Esposito : She was part of a crew that stole

$10 million worth of gold coins from some auction house.

Castle : And they used a fragrant gel, too?

Esposito : It was actually a unique blend of Jell-O and ladies' perfume.

Castle : You're saying a kids' dessert mixed with eau de toilette

Castle : can foil a sophisticated security system?

Castle : I'm telling you. we need a dog.

Beckett : Does that formula even work?

Esposito : Yeah, someone in the crew came up with it.

Esposito : The gelatin blocks the security lasers,

and the phthalates in the perfume

create an even distribution over the sensors.

Esposito : But the mix has to be exact.

80% Jell-O, 20% perfume.

Ryan : Which is the precise ratio of the gelatin found at our crime scene.


Ted : Kids, when you reach your late 20s you might be surprised

Ted from 2030 : To discover you still don't have life quite figured out.

Ted from 2030 : Like with aunt lily.

Ted from 2030 : Even though she was back from san francisco,

Ted from 2030 : She was still on a quest to find herself.

Lily : It's just that all I've ever done is teach kindergarten.

Lily : I want to get out there and change the world.

Lily : I want to find my passion.

Ted from 2030 : And she did find it.

Lily coming in Robin's : I'm going to be a life coach.


Dr. Riggin : Dr. House.

House : Dr. Riggin.

Figured you'd be wrapping up the trial by now.

Dr. Riggin : And don't forget the Nobel Prize

Dr. Riggin : for developing an incredibly expensive rat poison.

House : What do you mean? What happened?

Tumors.

Dr. Riggin : Just look at these things.

House : Any indication the rats were getting sick?

Dr. Riggin : Just some cramping.

Dr. Riggin : Their legs would stiffen up.

Dr. Riggin : They were having trouble moving around.

Dr. Riggin : We just thought their bodies were adjusting to the increase in muscle mass,

but in a day or so, they just started dying.

Dr. Riggin : Oh, well, get a new compound to play with next week.

Chase : One portable ultrasound, extra pepperoni.

Thirteen : Thank you so much. I might be late tomorrow.

Chase : Your socks are dry. And unfortunately, so is your shirt,

Chase : which means you either just changed to greet me,

Chase : or you need this for something medical.

Chase : I am a doctor.


* oh, we talked for hours... *

* best night ever * oh, that's not good.

* Then we played charades *

* Lily made some creme brulee, lay-lay-lay-lay *

* and now that we're best couple friends *

* there's only one thing *

* left to say... *

* are you free? Are you free? Are you free? *

* Are you free? Are you free next Saturday? *

Marshall always singing in the video : That's the 17th. * Are you free? *

Marshall always singing in the video : Friday or Sunday would also work.

Marshall always singing in the video : Or basically any other day.

Barney : Needless to say, we've both changed our e-mail addresses.


The slurping you can just hear the slurping

You know itâs a good spot when everyone is slurping


How serious were you two'?

Raj : Well, to be honest,

Raj : we only went on four dates, hugged twice, kissed once,

Raj : and there was a handshake loaded with sexual innuendo.

Wait, a girl you never slept with sent you an email

Emily : and you felt so guilty about it that you had to tell me?

Penny : Yeah.

Emily : That's kind of adorable.

Raj : Are you sure? Because this is the part of the night

Raj : where I've said something stupid and the girl usually leaves.

Emily : I'm still here.

Raj : Yeah, but now you make me wonder what's wrong with you.

Emily : We just met.

Emily : You don't need to tell me about other people you're seeing.

Raj : Really?

Because "I'm dating two women"

Raj : is basically the only cool thing I can say about myself.


so we've come down to the coastline and

so we've come down to the coastline and we've come to a seafood like a fish

we've come to a seafood like a fish

we've come to a seafood like a fish restaurant on the beach this place

restaurant on the beach this place

restaurant on the beach this place that's very chilled out very relaxing

hoping to get some fish here deciding on


Lanie Parish : Based on body temp and lividity,

Lanie Parish : our victim died between 10 : 00 and midnight.

Castle : Claw marks? She was attacked by an animal?

Lanie : Well, she was running from something. She's got dirt on her feet.

Beckett : What animal in Central Park could maul a person to death?

Lanie : I'm not even sure that's what happened.

Lanie : These lacerations look shallow. Non-lethal.

Lanie : But I won't know exactly what killed her

Lanie : until I get her back to the morgue.

Beckett : Do you have an ID?

Lanie : No wallet or purse, so we don't know who she is.

Isn't it obvious? I mean, am I the only one seeing this?

What?

Castle : Red cloak, in the woods, animal attack.


almost like a tostada wrapper on the bottom

and then topped with, it looks like topped

with chicken and avocado, lettuce,

and there might be some beans on the inside, yeah?

Thanks, man.

- [Carlos] Todo buenas, man.

- Here it is, my panucho, it's a little breakfast snack.

Que paso?

- Panucho.

- Panucho.

panucho crunching

Mm.

Yeah.

It's really good.

A little bit cold, but it's kinda cold outside.


Walter Burns cary Grant : - No. - No.

Demming : Was it something I said, Kate?

- Or something I did? - No, you're great.

Beckett : You're really great, and I really like you.

Beckett : It's just, I don't think that this is what I'm looking for right now.

Demming : What is it you're looking for, Kate?

Castle : It was very emotional. Yeah, there were a lot of tears.

Castle : Um... Alexis was fine, by the way.

Esposito : I gotta say, Castle, we're gonna miss you around here.


House : No. She said to keep her out of it, do what we need to do.

House : Look, I know what I'm suggesting is completely screwed up.

House : That's because this situation is completely screwed up.

House : Do it or you're fired.


so good so salty and onion even and that spice mixture the masala and the coconut

spice mixture the masala and the coconut oil a great protein evening snack

oil a great protein evening snack

oil a great protein evening snack okay I'll try that hard-boiled egg and

okay I'll try that hard-boiled egg and

okay I'll try that hard-boiled egg and get how much masala is on there with the

get how much masala is on there with the coconut oil coconut oil and then there


Ted : It was a quiet November afternoon in 2007.

Narrator : I was working from home,

Narrator : Because, you know, no distractions.


how thick it is yesterday we were over 4 inches so let's see what is that today

inches so let's see what is that today

inches so let's see what is that today it's on a walk out a little ways get

it's on a walk out a little ways get

it's on a walk out a little ways get more into the middle of the pond here

more into the middle of the pond here

more into the middle of the pond here and just pick a spot and then run a hole

and just pick a spot and then run a hole through it something pretty cool


They need your passport

Oh


What do you guys think of Draco?

Say hi Draco.

- Hi Draco.

- [Bryan] He's really friendly, huh buddy?

- Yeah.

- [Bryan] Wait, so Jim, how big is he gonna get?

- They get about 16 I think.

- [Bryan] That's 16 inches?

- Including the tail though.

The body is gonna be like this probably,

but then after the tail, it's gonna be about this big.

- [Bryan] Oh, okay.

- He had been asking for a bearded dragon for months.

I'll get you a pretend one.

- Smash that thumbs up button if you guys are so excited

about our new family member, Draco.

lighthearted music

Ollie, do you know that bearded dragons eat crickets?

- No, I did not.

- [Bryan] Yeah, so we got crickets for him.


-l can't really say. -l understand.


the dish fish with that

the dish fish with that masalas

taste of masala it's okay it's just like your chili powder it's like candy

your chili powder it's like candy

your chili powder it's like candy it's like curry candy just as good as

it's like curry candy just as good as

it's like curry candy just as good as the fishes you actually could eat it

the fishes you actually could eat it

the fishes you actually could eat it with no fish and just she could actually

with no fish and just she could actually just be fair I have a curry paste in

just be fair I have a curry paste in

just be fair I have a curry paste in coconut oil and let me eat that with

coconut oil and let me eat that with

coconut oil and let me eat that with anything you could use that as a jam as

anything you could use that as a jam as

anything you could use that as a jam as a spread for anything as a topping for

a spread for anything as a topping for

a spread for anything as a topping for your name as it so flavorful that's

your name as it so flavorful that's

your name as it so flavorful that's because of the friendliness of that

because of the friendliness of that

because of the friendliness of that coconut oil as well as the masalas okay

coconut oil as well as the masalas okay

coconut oil as well as the masalas okay next up for the palm prep it's just like

next up for the palm prep it's just like it's actually equal ratios of curry

it's actually equal ratios of curry

it's actually equal ratios of curry paste to fish they have their ratios in


and then it goes into the oil and they

and then it goes into the oil and they turn into little doughnut shapes and

turn into little doughnut shapes and

turn into little doughnut shapes and that's because he wants it to fry evenly

that's because he wants it to fry evenly you have more deep fried real estate

you have more deep fried real estate

you have more deep fried real estate that's always a good idea that's a

that's always a good idea that's a

that's always a good idea that's a genius move when it comes to fell off

genius move when it comes to fell off

genius move when it comes to fell off although hey mumble steam is bookable


- Okay, dig in. - Hold up.


House : Studies have shown that cigarette smoking...

House : is one of the most effective ways to control inflammatory bowel.

Plus it's been well established that you look 30% cooler.

Santa : - Are you kidding me? - About the looking cooler, yeah.

House : - The rest is true. - Isn't it addictive and dangerous?

House : Pretty much all the drugs I prescribe are addictive and dangerous.

The only difference with this one is it's completely legal.

House : Merry Christmas.


Esposito : She was tutoring him.

SETH : Twice a week she was in their house.

Seth : I told her I would drop the possession charges

Seth : if she brought me some solid intel on Lee's criminal operations.

Seth : She said okay.

Seth : And somehow she tipped them off and they killed her.

Ryan : That's it?

Seth : I just handed you a solid lead. What? He wants more?

Ryan : Yeah, how about the truth?

Come on, Ryan, keep it together.

You expect us to believe that you worked the case for years,

and then one lucky Saturday night

Ryan : you just happen to roll up on the perfect CI?

Ryan : I did my time in Narcotics, Carver.

Ryan : I know a shortcut when I hear one.

Well, gee, Ryan. If I didn't know any better,

Seth : I would think you were accusing me

Seth : of something untoward. Whoa. Hey.

Ryan : You targeted Jane Herzfeld.

Ryan : You planted those drugs in her car

Ryan : and then you made her help you out.

Ryan : You sent her in there alone.

No backup, no protection, and now she's dead.

Seth : Yeah, well, I didn't make her dead.

Ryan : The hell you didn't. You may've not pulled the trigger,

Ryan : but you're as guilty as the creep who did.

What about you, man? Hmm? Look at yourself.

Seth : Word around the house is that that creep used your gun.

Seth : What kind of cop can't keep a hold of his own weapon?


Howard : Yeah, but we weren't...

Howard : I-I mean, you and I never...

Bernadette : Had sex?

Leonard : Yeah.

Bernadette : Well, whose fault was that?

Penny : Complimentary nachos!

Penny : You enjoy.

Penny : Never had sex? Wow.

Howard : What do you mean, whose fault was that?

Bernadette : Well, we could've been having sex,

Bernadette : but you never made the move.

Howard : I didn't think you wanted me to make the move.

Bernadette : Howard, a girl doesn't go out with a man like you,

Bernadette : with your looks, your fancy patter

Bernadette : and your tight hoochie pants if she's not expecting him

Bernadette : to eventually make the move.

Penny : Really?

Bernadette : Really.

Howard : Son of a bitch.

Penny : Hey, this is a little awkward, but my manager says

Penny : I can't actually give nachos away.

Penny : So... just take that when you're ready.

Howard : Yeah, we had a really great talk,

Howard : and we're gonna start seeing each other again.


Marshall : This is going to be great!

Meat, violence,

Throwing money down the toilet.

America : 1; every other country : 0.

Thanks, guys.

Yeah.

You okay, barney?

What can I say, ted?

You won.

Hi.

You one...

Sad, pathetic loser.

Boys, say hello to treasure.

Boys : Hi, treasure.

I can't believe that you did this.

I had to. I'm your best man.

Ted's my best man.

You've yet to make a decision and that's fine.

But as your best-man-to-be,

It's my job to make sure at your bachelor party

You see a woman take her clothes off

While dancing to whitesnake's "here I go again."


Yeah.

Okay.

One, two...

Esposito : Is he in there?

AII right. Thanks. Get out of here, kid.


Ross : What are you doing? Get back over on your side of the...

Hello!

Hi, I'm Joey. We haven't met.

Robert : Good to meet you. Robert.


I know, and usually I just cry and say I'm sorry and he forgives me.

Oh, yes, good criers, the Green girls.

I mean, the Green sisters.

Man, no matter how you say it...

it still sounds like you're talking about green people.

I'm at rock bottom.

Rachel : This is the best thing that could've happened to you.

You've needed to get out on your own.

When I did it, at first I was scared, but then look at me now.

I am the only daughter that Dad is proud of.


Sheldon : Well, now, don't get defensive.

Sheldon : You're oddly-shaped, but you got the girl.

Dr Lorvis : So, I've noticed Leonard gets teased a lot

Dr Lorvis : about his relationship with Penny.

Sheldon : Yes. If you'd like to join in,

Sheldon : the premise is their love seems unlikely and doomed to failure.

Dr Lorvis : So, you think she'll be single soon?

Sheldon : Oh, if you want to get in on the pool,

Sheldon : you're too late...

Sheldon : All the squares have been purchased.

Bermadette : Interesting.

Dr Lorvis : Excuse me, I have to take care of something.

Sheldon : Leonard, as your friend I feel


actually the grilled chicken kebab is

actually the grilled chicken kebab is

actually the grilled chicken kebab is quite good really nice and smoky


Chandler : Really? He does?

Chandler : Hey, buddy! What's up?

Chandler : She told you about that, huh?

Chandler : Well, yeah. I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now.

Chandler : It's not that

Chandler : Well, that's true.

Gee, you know, no one's ever put it like that before.

Chandler : Well, okay. Thanks.


is goosefoot translated but with egg I'm interested to see how he's gonna make

interested to see how he's gonna make

interested to see how he's gonna make that into an omelet or how he's gonna

that into an omelet or how he's gonna

that into an omelet or how he's gonna fry it you fried that like pancake style

fry it you fried that like pancake style in the wok with a lot of oil

in the wok with a lot of oil

in the wok with a lot of oil flipping it rotating at shaking the wok

flipping it rotating at shaking the wok

flipping it rotating at shaking the wok to get that even distribution of heat

to get that even distribution of heat

to get that even distribution of heat and just like sizzling with oil that

and just like sizzling with oil that

and just like sizzling with oil that smells and looks so good its crunchy its

smells and looks so good its crunchy its golden it's cooked with that herb evenly

golden it's cooked with that herb evenly distributed in it so another family has


Man : Lily.

Marshall : Lily, just feed me the cake.

Marshall : Please, baby, I am so hungry.


- Very good. - Very good.

- Trevor And those testicles have just

taken on all of that masala and butter.

Mmmm.

- Very good.

- Oh wow.

That is insanely delicious.

That's really good.

- Very good.

- Actually it's really spicy from those green chilies

but the butter smooths it out then the ghee

is really buttery and creamy.

That'll definitely burn your stomach

but it's so worth it because

it's so flavorful and enjoyable.


Rachel : Oh, come on! Would you just grab my ass?

Joey : Wow! Look at that! The car is on fire...

Joey : ...yet somehow its expensive paint job...

Joey : ...is protected by the Miracle Wax.

You've got a Cheeto on your face, man.


that garlic, let me put that garlic right back on top.

Wow, this is a giant oyster one-biter


and then his own house is within this

and then his own house is within this restaurant property as well we're gonna

restaurant property as well we're gonna

restaurant property as well we're gonna go back to the kitchen now and grounds

go back to the kitchen now and grounds

go back to the kitchen now and grounds pizza oven what up what a property is in

pizza oven what up what a property is in the back into that cool and then we're

the back into that cool and then we're

the back into that cool and then we're going then we're gonna go check out the

going then we're gonna go check out the

going then we're gonna go check out the kitchen real fast

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] along with seafood they're also very

along with seafood they're also very

along with seafood they're also very well known for their beef ribs and they

well known for their beef ribs and they

well known for their beef ribs and they have this amazing metal smoker grill the

have this amazing metal smoker grill the ribs cook for 16 hours they're just like

ribs cook for 16 hours they're just like ultra ultra tender just bubbling in

ultra ultra tender just bubbling in

ultra ultra tender just bubbling in their juices good job Mike whoa there go

their juices good job Mike whoa there go hold on when you're in Brazil pata


- [Finn] Me, you in there.

- [Missy] Oh okay, that's me in there.

- We need a big box for you.

- [Missy] Oh for me?

Okay, we'll get one.


Cyrus : No drugs. Look, I've seen all the documentaries,

Cyrus : I've read all the articles.

Cyrus : I'm not gonna be a tabloid clichÃ©.

I'm know what I'm gonna do with my money.

"Find and build a life with the one woman I ever cared for."

Cyrus : Point is,

Cyrus : nothing's changed.

Cyrus : I live the same life, I eat the same food...

The same crappy canned food.

Taub : How many of your meals do you eat from a can?

Most of them.

Cyrus : I'm used to it. I order them by the case, online.


It wasn't really pistachio, but I don't know what it was,

but it was nutty and green.

And then, I have to say that

this prahok, that was one of the dishes of the meal.

That dish right there was a little bit intense,

but had some surprising flavor.

That's a little bit of an adventurous one.

But really, there's quite a wonderful selection

of food here.

These aunties are friendly

and this is a proper Cambodian Khmer street food lunch

in Cambodia, in Phnom Penh.

rhythmic electronic music


Meredith : Are you really as shallow and callous as you seem?

Alex : Oh, you want to go out for a drink later

Alex : and hear about my secret pain?

Meredith : Does that line ever work for you?

MVO : Sometimes.

Cristina : Oh.

Meredith : Must be because you look like that.

Annie : Like what?

[Chuckling] So is that a yes?

MVO : No.

Meredith : I can't. I'm seeing someone.

Alex : Look, if you don't want to go out with me, just say so.

Alex : No need to lie.

Meredith : Oh, OK.

Meredith : Well, I don't want to go out with you.

Meredith : But I think I really might be seeing someone.

[Woman] Yeah. No, it's up here.

It's up here. It's up here.

We're still in the middle of surgery.

Izzie : Mr. Harper, the post-op heart patient in 2114.

Izzie : I had to open his sternotomy bedside.

Burke : - You what? - [All] What?

Meredith : What?

He had cardiac tamponade.

Izzie : His chest films were clean this morning. It happened fast.

Izzie : He was in PEA. There was no time.

Derek : Go ahead. I got it.

Derek : We're OK here. Yeah, I need some retraction.

Derek : - Pull back on the retractor. - I got it.

Alex : You opened a heart bedside, and you couldn't even page me?

Alex : Needed all the glory for yourself, right?

Izzie : I paged you 50 times.

Izzie : Do you have any idea what I have been through?

Alex : Oh, man. The battery. I forgot to change it.


shell saw the herbs has continued its

shell saw the herbs has continued its gesture that's it so that's not just for

gesture that's it so that's not just for garnishing that that plays our important

garnishing that that plays our important role in this again I love the use of

role in this again I love the use of

role in this again I love the use of chilies not overwhelming but it has a

chilies not overwhelming but it has a

chilies not overwhelming but it has a presence you know nose is perfect this

presence you know nose is perfect this

presence you know nose is perfect this thing is so saucy all right let's keep


Wesley : We used to talk all the time

about how ifwe survived the Queen's service,

Wesley : we'd spend the rest of our days traveling the world in style.

Esposito : You remember?

Hayley : - $10 million each. - Ha.

Wesley : Have you checked your bank account lately?

Now you have it, and so do I.

Wesley : You passed the test.


Chandler : Okay? It's time.


"bros cannot make eye contact during a devil's three-way."

Two dudes.

This is not a legal document.

Marshall : This is just something you wrote.

Barney : You think I wrote that?

Barney : Oh, marshall,

Barney : Don't you know the glorious history

Barney : Of the bro code?


Listen...

You think I have a chance with Janine?

We've been through this.

Don't do this to yourself.

She made it clear it isn't going to happen.

All right, then. I guess I shouldn't get too excited...

Joey : that I just kissed her!

-Are you serious? -That's great!

Yeah, well, we'll see.

Ross : You kissed her?


I think they just want to go home

I think they just want to go home Quentin what did you have fun at soft

Quentin what did you have fun at soft

Quentin what did you have fun at soft play did you play softly or did you play

play did you play softly or did you play hardly or did you hardly play at all

Oh softly Oh


oh it's a thick harissa,

and it's gonna get the sabsi,

so it's yellow and orange carrot, and chickpea.

in foreign language thank you.

There it is, the Samarkand harrisa.

The delicious wheat and sheep stew, it's thick.

Look at that, wow.

Let's try it out.

Mm, mm, mm.

in foreign language

Wow, look at that,

it is so thick,

and you can takes the real whole wheat,

it's almost nutty, it's so wholesome.

And the beef, and the lamb in there is,

it's really fatty, and filling,

that's energy all day.

in foreign language

Yeah, really in foreign language thank you,

wow, the Samarkand harrisa, thank you.


all sorts of different patterns you can

all sorts of different patterns you can come here and buy a whole outfit that is

come here and buy a whole outfit that is pre-made but then they also have just

pre-made but then they also have just

pre-made but then they also have just rolls of fabric as well that you can

rolls of fabric as well that you can

rolls of fabric as well that you can choose your fabric and maybe have

choose your fabric and maybe have

choose your fabric and maybe have something made it is a Sunday morning in


Winston Wellesley : Fine. I knew her mother.

Sara : After her mother passed, Olivia set about to unravel

Winston Wellesley : the mystery of her origins. Olivia was clever.

Winston Wellesley : She put together the clues, found out her father was a Wellesley.

Winston Wellesley : - A Wellesley. - And...


Then, immediately chase that with some of the chai.

Thank you very much.

speaking foreign language

Thank you, I can get it.

- [Man] Okay, no problem.

- Thank you very much.

This is just kind of the entrance area,

entrance area of the house.

Okay, so we're heading out of the house now but,

yeah, it was just an honor to sit with the family.

Every generation was present, and just to eat the pancakes,

to drink tea, everything cooked fresh before us.

It was spectacular and special.


so there's some fatty skin so this is

so there's some fatty skin so this is the Wow height which is a

the Wow height which is a

the Wow height which is a camus Omaha Vice whiskey of ice sweet

camus Omaha Vice whiskey of ice sweet

camus Omaha Vice whiskey of ice sweet wine it's about 15% made from the

wine it's about 15% made from the

wine it's about 15% made from the fermented rice they fill the Vice up and

fermented rice they fill the Vice up and it's got the yeast in the bottom and

it's got the yeast in the bottom and

it's got the yeast in the bottom and then normally they will pack it with mud

then normally they will pack it with mud on the top and let it ferment for I

on the top and let it ferment for I

on the top and let it ferment for I think several weeks I didn't know how

think several weeks I didn't know how

think several weeks I didn't know how long actually and then they break the

long actually and then they break the

long actually and then they break the mud off they fill it with water and then


Reynolds. Paul Reynolds.

Castle : It's perfect. He IDs the jewels,

Castle : and then uses his girlfriend's research to build profiles on the victims.

Esposito : Yo. Yahtzee.

Esposito : Paul Reynolds, AKA Chad Nellis. He's served on check fraud,

Esposito : embezzlement, forgery and grand larceny.

Paul : Now, it does no good to be coy.

Paul : I've seen the looks you've been throwing me all night.

Castle : - Shopping, are we? - Paul Reynolds, you're under arrest


they started back when the train will

they started back when the train will

they started back when the train will stop around here so people will want to

stop around here so people will want to

stop around here so people will want to serve the hungry passengers so to this

serve the hungry passengers so to this

serve the hungry passengers so to this state you still have all these vendors

state you still have all these vendors

state you still have all these vendors here serving food noodles soups all

here serving food noodles soups all

here serving food noodles soups all sorts of stuff the market where I right

sorts of stuff the market where I right

sorts of stuff the market where I right now this is a very local mark you don't

now this is a very local mark you don't

now this is a very local mark you don't see a lot of tourists here at all I saw

see a lot of tourists here at all I saw

see a lot of tourists here at all I saw a huge line around this vendor they're

a huge line around this vendor they're

a huge line around this vendor they're selling this fish small soup and if you

selling this fish small soup and if you

selling this fish small soup and if you don't know what fishmoley is they're

don't know what fishmoley is they're

don't know what fishmoley is they're basically like the fishes swim bladder

basically like the fishes swim bladder

basically like the fishes swim bladder and it's really used a lot in soups in

and it's really used a lot in soups in

and it's really used a lot in soups in Asia I will say fish maw is an acquired

Asia I will say fish maw is an acquired

Asia I will say fish maw is an acquired taste not everybody wants to get a swim

taste not everybody wants to get a swim

taste not everybody wants to get a swim bladder of a fish but the shubin's clip

bladder of a fish but the shubin's clip

bladder of a fish but the shubin's clip if every peppery and thick and you got


Marshall : I was not aware that you had become a reverend.

Trey : Yeah, well, your lunch money finally ran out.

Trey : Kidding!

Barney : You could use a laugh.

Ted : This video is entitled, "Little League Coach Gets Hit in the Nuts

Ted : by a Foul Ball and Then Vomits in a Garbage Can."

Ted : I don't wanna give anything away. Let's just watch.

Barney : - See? 'Cause, 'cause he got hit... - ... right in the nuts,

The fat kid just keeps run away.

Marshall : I can't believe my father's funeral service is being led by

Marshall : Trey "The Noogie Machine" Platt.

Ted : That guy gave you noogies?

Ted : What, did he carry a stepladder?


Howard : You know, Amy took some time off from him.

Howard : Really improved their relationship.

Raj : Huh. Okay.

Raj : As long as it doesn't end with us having coitus with him,

Raj : I'm in.

Howard : We should all take a trip or something.

Leonard : You know, Penny and I have been talking

Leonard : about taking a weekend in Vegas.

Leonard : Maybe we should all go.

Howard : Bernie would love that.

Oh! Ooh! Maybe we could get

Raj : one of those party buses to take us there.

Leonard : That sounds really fun.

Raj : Yeah, that sounds fun.

Raj : A party-bus party don't stop.

Ooh! When I say âparty,â you say âbus.â

Penny : No. No. in rhythm : No. No!

Leonard : So, the guys and I were talking about

Leonard : renting a party bus and everyone going to Vegas.


friendly amazing lady who had a queue

friendly amazing lady who had a queue number before us so she said she said we

number before us so she said she said we could well she's so nice

could well she's so nice

could well she's so nice well otherwise our queue number and they

well otherwise our queue number and they said we'd have to wait for the afternoon

said we'd have to wait for the afternoon like three or four hours maybe you've

like three or four hours maybe you've

like three or four hours maybe you've wait three or four hours so that's a big

wait three or four hours so that's a big time-saver that is hugely hugely

time-saver that is hugely hugely

time-saver that is hugely hugely grateful and he's serving ours right now

everybody gets it for takeaway but we

everybody gets it for takeaway but we

everybody gets it for takeaway but we brought our own weight so he's gonna

brought our own weight so he's gonna

brought our own weight so he's gonna make it on a plate for us

and it's a 4-1

and it's a 4-1

and it's a 4-1 boom what

we got our plate I've got on some

we got our plate I've got on some

we got our plate I've got on some cutting it you got how many bags did you

cutting it you got how many bags did you did to go you five bags any people feet


Leonard : Aw, screw it.

Leonard : I'm in. Me, too.

Howard : And me.


that we had to set up the camera

across the food from us

so then Anton and I had got front row,

these are the best seats in the whole

street food stall.

Anton laughs

And we just finished with our bowl

of the glass noodles,

and now we've got another dish.

What's this dish?

- [Anton] This dish is palabok.

- [Mark] Palabok?

- Yeah, and also, actually,

Anton speaks Filipino with vendor

topped with poku, tinapa, chicharon.


You know what? My grandma had the exact same bag!


speaking in foreign language

I actually put 10 renminbi in the basket,

and they took it out, and gave it back to me.

We couldn't pay for this, so friendly.

Oh, my.

And next up, guys, look at this.

We just walked in to this awesome location.


Okay, I'm going to leave you two alone now.


Please, you took out all the suspense.

In a horror movie,

The killer does not grab a bullhorn and announce,

"attention unsupervised teens here at the lake house :

"at precisely 3 : 00 a.M.,

"I'm gonna jump out of that closet right there

"and hack you all up with a machete.

P.S. Fire is my one weakness."


Ross : And she said yes.

Great!

Ross : Only if I promise never to see Rachel again.

Monica : What? You can't

What did you say?

I'd think about it. How am I supposed to make this decision?

Ross : I'm actually asking you!

Rachel is one of your best friends.

But Emily's his wife!

Chandler : That's true!

You can't just cut Rachel out of your life!

Chandler : That's true!

Ross : Thanks for the help. Problem solved!


you like my lunch number two it's much

you like my lunch number two it's much better than ledge number one bring on

better than ledge number one bring on

better than ledge number one bring on the tribal food but this is chicken

the tribal food but this is chicken

the tribal food but this is chicken cooked inside the banana and it's just

cooked inside the banana and it's just

cooked inside the banana and it's just the banana leaves really used as an oven

the banana leaves really used as an oven here and look at how hard this is

here and look at how hard this is

here and look at how hard this is it's all sweaty on the outside like it

it's all sweaty on the outside like it

it's all sweaty on the outside like it just went for a run

just went for a run

just went for a run oh my gosh look at this you smell that

oh my gosh look at this you smell that

oh my gosh look at this you smell that already come you're in yeah it's already

already come you're in yeah it's already smelling really incredible right look at

smelling really incredible right look at this this is a chicken tribal spices and

this this is a chicken tribal spices and I see some of them definitely see a lot

I see some of them definitely see a lot

I see some of them definitely see a lot of Oh lookit

of Oh lookit

of Oh lookit this whole thing was on fire I gotta he

this whole thing was on fire I gotta he

this whole thing was on fire I gotta he sees a fare gonna burn myself which I

sees a fare gonna burn myself which I

sees a fare gonna burn myself which I might goodness

might goodness

might goodness whoa I never seen something so cool my

whoa I never seen something so cool my

whoa I never seen something so cool my life it's not like the bamboo is wrapped

life it's not like the bamboo is wrapped in something it's like the bamboo is lit

in something it's like the bamboo is lit and this thing is still crackling

and this thing is still crackling

and this thing is still crackling there's still a lid Oh Carol Burnett

there's still a lid Oh Carol Burnett

there's still a lid Oh Carol Burnett yeah he is I gotta give it to the


Pi : It's papaya steak. It's the juiciest steak there is!

Castle : This is all fruit.

Pi : I'm fruitarian.

Castle : Of course you are.

Pi : It's all that I eat.

Pi : Original diet of mankind. Nutrition as God intended.

GRUNTS


What? Mine aren't tinted.

[scene : - Chandler! - What?


- Alright guys, next up we are in an old area

of Mumbai, South Mumbai, and right up

here there's a famous seafood joint.

We're gonna have some amazing Mumbai seafood

right up here at Trishna's.

Let's go try it out.

Hi, how are you?

- Fine, thank you.

- Oh, thank you so much.

Oh, look at this.

- [Host] Hello, Sir.

- Hi, how are you? - How are you? How are you?

- Good how are you?

Wow, we're excited to try the seafood here.

This is just amazing.

We're gonna have some real seafood here.

Oh!


Chandler : We're about to be parents.

Monica : Oh, sorry.


Jen : go into something more stable...

Jen : like banking.

Jen : So what about you?

Ted : I'm an architect.

Ted : Hopefully, one day,

Ted : I can use my own humble brush

Ted : on the masterpiece that is Manhattan's skyline.

I teach aritecture.

Ted : Get 50% off

Marshall : Married!

Barney : What is wrong with you?

Barney : You're just looking.

Barney : It's like fantasizing about other women.

Barney : It's harmless.

Marshall : What.

Barney : Don't tell me you don't fantasize about other women.

Marshall : I do!

Marshall : It's just not that easy.

Barney : False.

Barney : I once fantasized about that silhouette chick


It's got a little aftertaste to it.

Was there a little bitterness to it?

I think I'm good with that one bite.

I mean.

- Man, I really love it.

Almost like intestines.

- [Mike] Yeah, less chewy.

- But even less chewy.

They're softer.

Should we move into the other one?

- Yeah, let's do it.

Let's do a piece of lean meat here.

All right, cool.

Yours got bones in it, you gotta be a little careful.

- Yeah, yeah.

I'll kind of nibble around the bones here.

- [Mike] I'm just gonna one bite this thing.

- Oh.

- Oh, that's nice.

- Oh, that just melts in your mouth.


Amy : So this time, let's try more real boy, less Pinocchio.

Amy : - And action. - And cut.


Marshall : Baby, it's Santa.

Marshall : Don't you want our kid going to sleep on Christmas Eve

Marshall : with their hearts full of hope,

Marshall : their heads full of crazy cough syrup nightmares,

Marshall : knowing that downstairs Kris Kringle is stuffing their stockings full of joy

Marshall : and stuffing his belly full of milk and lutefisk that they left him?

Lily : Milk and lutefisk? Santa doesn't get cookies in Minnesota?


I remember the moonlight coming in the window, and her face had the most...

Ross : ...incredible glow.

Chandler : The moon, the glow, the magical feeling. You did this.

Chandler : Could I get some painkillers over here, please?


that's doing what are you bringing in is that you last year mr. there will be

that you last year mr. there will be

that you last year mr. there will be Alessia and Andrea yeah look at this we

Alessia and Andrea yeah look at this we

Alessia and Andrea yeah look at this we just you is that your favorite one is it

yes we're gonna have a new one oh yeah

yes we're gonna have a new one oh yeah

yes we're gonna have a new one oh yeah yeah and we're gonna do it in a new

yeah and we're gonna do it in a new

yeah and we're gonna do it in a new house as well it's gonna be really cool

house as well it's gonna be really cool

house as well it's gonna be really cool No

well this year's one they're trying to

well this year's one they're trying to

well this year's one they're trying to do it in like the building side he has

do it in like the building side he has

do it in like the building side he has so the next year's wanted look go

so the next year's wanted look go

so the next year's wanted look go because it'll have like the head spin

because it'll have like the head spin

because it'll have like the head spin well better be good my next year the

well better be good my next year the

well better be good my next year the first one and then the second one mummy

first one and then the second one mummy

first one and then the second one mummy was pregnant with Armenia and then there

was pregnant with Armenia and then there was a media mummys packing to the guardo

was a media mummys packing to the guardo and then there was a duardo oh no that

and then there was a duardo oh no that

and then there was a duardo oh no that was like two years ago because you can


okay

okay

okay take a bite

take a bite

take a bite it's the way you combat the heat of a

it's the way you combat the heat of a

it's the way you combat the heat of a mondo

but so many cool there's so many full

but so many cool there's so many full

but so many cool there's so many full encourage something that you notice

encourage something that you notice

encourage something that you notice big-time in this countryside Sichuan

big-time in this countryside Sichuan

big-time in this countryside Sichuan meal is there's not so much of the heavy

meal is there's not so much of the heavy red oil that you see like citron

red oil that you see like citron

red oil that you see like citron restaurants this is much more

restaurants this is much more

restaurants this is much more countryside much more vegetables much

countryside much more vegetables much

countryside much more vegetables much more green a lot more maybe a variety of

more green a lot more maybe a variety of different ingredients and like but still

different ingredients and like but still like the powerful wonderful Sichuan

like the powerful wonderful Sichuan

like the powerful wonderful Sichuan flavors and the ingredients and this

flavors and the ingredients and this

flavors and the ingredients and this looks amazing it's just three of us

looks amazing it's just three of us

looks amazing it's just three of us eating here this piece of them I got ya

eating here this piece of them I got ya

eating here this piece of them I got ya of course I'll taste everything but I

of course I'll taste everything but I

of course I'll taste everything but I think I got to begin with the pin

think I got to begin with the pin

think I got to begin with the pin vanilla vanilla omelette mm-hmm so kind


- Oh, man.

- And so, you can grab one.

- Oh, it's hot.

- It's hot.

They keep it super hot in here.

It's steaming. - Okay.

- And you can just kinda unwrap it like a Tootsie Roll.

And what's inside is even sweeter.

- [Trevor] Oh, man.

You're just bringing me to all the pumpin' stuff, here.

Oh!

Oh, it's got juice bursting out of it.

- Now, you are technically supposed to--

We'll have to try a couple of these.

You're suppose to sip the soup

as you open it. - Oh, I did it wrong.

Oh, man. That just looks nasty.

Look at that.

- [Sonny] But you've never had balut before?

- [Trevor] No, I actually haven't.

- [Sonny] Or any kind of developed egg.

- [Trevor] Oh, wow.

That is definitely not pretty.


[Music]

and then runs Tommy you are just one in

and then runs Tommy you are just one in

and then runs Tommy you are just one in one plate that's enough


"For Richard."

"Without your constant stumbles in life,"

"the advice in this book would not have been possible."

"Constant stumbles"?

Martha : Let's not make this about you.

Castle : One second.

Castle : Hey, where are you?

Hallway.

I snuck out through the bedroom.

That would be the height of irony, huh?

We manage to successfully hide our relationship from LokSat,

only to get outed by your mom.

Look, do you want me to stay back at lunch

so we can talk about what you found?

Castle : No, no, okay, that's...

Castle : - I'll see you tonight. - Okay.

Beckett : Listen, I gotta go.

Beckett : - I love you. - Bye.


Camden : Dr. Monroe had a private meeting with one of our nurses.

Castle : Is that unusual?

Camden : No, but the nurse came out of the meeting looking shaken.

Camden : I asked Dr. Monroe about the meeting

and she said that it was a personal situation

Camden : that she was looking into and trying to solve.

Beckett : I'll need to speak with that nurse.

Camden : Nurse McClintock. Of course.

Castle : Personal situation with a nurse. You thinking what I'm thinking?

Beckett : Probably not.

Castle : Hospital love triangle.

Castle : Check it out. Our dead Dr. Monroe,

she is hot and heavy with her manly McDreamy,

Castle : until she catches him in the on-call room

Castle : with his scrubs around his ankles shagging Naughty Nurse McClintock.

Castle : Then the inevitable catfight ensues between said nurse and Dr. Monroe.

Castle : A catfight to the death.

Castle : That's a good title for something. Catfight to the Death.

Beckett : How much TV do you actually watch?

Castle : Enough to know that this Nurse McClintock

Castle : will probably be super hot.

Greg Mcclintock : Detective. You wanted to see me?

Castle : And you are?

Camden : Nurse McClintock.

Beckett : Care to revise your theory?

Castle : Not what I was expecting. But, no, I'll stand by it.

Lissa Ackerman : Hey, Greg.

Hey, Dr. Akerman.

Greg : So what can I do for you?

Beckett : Well, we're here about Dr. Monroe's murder.


are they gone for so long they would not go okay hello this is my vlog now

go okay hello this is my vlog now

go okay hello this is my vlog now welcome to my vlog and please subscribe

welcome to my vlog and please subscribe

welcome to my vlog and please subscribe to my blog and I couldn't get rid of

to my blog and I couldn't get rid of

to my blog and I couldn't get rid of this romance the humans ruined the vlog

this romance the humans ruined the vlog

this romance the humans ruined the vlog the dog is Kim's day I like the doggies

the dog is Kim's day I like the doggies

the dog is Kim's day I like the doggies I once ate a dog

it wasn't a nice dog I know I've done it I'm - OH

I'm - OH

I'm - OH [Music]


is cool so it comes with a spare filter

is cool so it comes with a spare filter and then we place this in here like so

and then we place this in here like so

and then we place this in here like so to start filling up with the good stuff

to start filling up with the good stuff

to start filling up with the good stuff I'm going to keep charging it and when

I'm going to keep charging it and when

I'm going to keep charging it and when it's finished charging we are going to

it's finished charging we are going to

it's finished charging we are going to give it another drive Oh rugby Eduardo

give it another drive Oh rugby Eduardo

give it another drive Oh rugby Eduardo did you make your way home no no there's

did you make your way home no no there's - Did you touch it

- Did you touch it

- Did you touch it no did you eat it no you stepped on it

no did you eat it no you stepped on it

no did you eat it no you stepped on it oh I feel of my robot it's a robot guys

oh I feel of my robot it's a robot guys

oh I feel of my robot it's a robot guys no no don't press the button Wow because

no no don't press the button Wow because it's charging now and when it stops

it's charging now and when it stops

it's charging now and when it stops charging we're going to go and have fun

charging we're going to go and have fun

charging we're going to go and have fun with the robot ok you will see hi

with the robot ok you will see hi

with the robot ok you will see hi Alessia oh look how fancy this little


Chase : - I wasn't thinking clearly at first. - Worse answer.

So what was her doorknob question?

Chase : I figured it might be blood in her stool,

Chase : which could indicate a bleeding ulcer.

Chase : Talk to me.

Thirty-five year old female, vomiting massive amounts of blood,

Paramedic : LOC at work, BP 80 over 20, heart rate 140.

You push fluids?

Paramedic : Three liters in the field, and we're bolusing another one right now.

Paramedic : It's gotta be a bleeding ulcer, Doc.

Her coworkers said she's been eating ibuprofens like candy.

Foreman : I thought she had Behcet's!


Leonard : It'll look so nice next to the ones he's got...

Leonard : ...from Leonard Nimoy, Carl Sagan and Stan Lee.

Sheldon : Leonard, do you recall when I said that I was going...

...to revolutionize understanding of the Higgs boson particle...

...and you said, "Sheldon, it's 2 a.m. Get out of my bedroom"?

Like it was 10 hours ago. What about it?

Well, I believe l've done it.

I'm only saying "believe" to sound modest...

Sheldon : ...because, sweet Sam Houston, l did it.

- Really? - That's incredible. Oh, here.

Raj : - Break out the math. - Oh, okay. Let me see this.

Sheldon : All right, so this particle here is the boson moving forward in time.

Sheldon : Now, I was thinking...

Sheldon : Howard, you go ahead and eat. This isn't gonna make any sense to you.

Howard : Sheldon, I have a working understanding of physics.

Sheldon : Yeah, good for you. And don't stop working on it.

Raj : You still going to tell him...

Raj : - ...about you-know-who? - Yep.

- Still gonna introduce him? - Not on your life.


teeth alive what are you doing buddy

teeth alive what are you doing buddy you working out so you get back strong

you working out so you get back strong

you working out so you get back strong muscles and look like Superman


sour flavor to these and those that

sour flavor to these and those that highlights a even more now my noodles

highlights a even more now my noodles

highlights a even more now my noodles are sworn all right let's do the better

are sworn all right let's do the better

are sworn all right let's do the better this box Oh

it gives up a kind of a same intense

it gives up a kind of a same intense

it gives up a kind of a same intense flavor as when you're chewing like like

flavor as when you're chewing like like

flavor as when you're chewing like like a crispy pork skin while I can't reach

a crispy pork skin while I can't reach

a crispy pork skin while I can't reach her on the inside doesn't really taste

her on the inside doesn't really taste

her on the inside doesn't really taste like too much report to me it just

like too much report to me it just

like too much report to me it just tastes like really bouncy really bouncy

tastes like really bouncy really bouncy

tastes like really bouncy really bouncy mochi just like meat texture I think

mochi just like meat texture I think

mochi just like meat texture I think this would be really good with some hot

this would be really good with some hot

this would be really good with some hot sauce

yeah yeah

yeah yeah

yeah yeah oh yeah just by adding that additional

oh yeah just by adding that additional

oh yeah just by adding that additional crunchy texture

now Gregg melty porky flavor


gonna be my very first meal of

gonna be my very first meal of teppanyaki ever in Honolulu

hello gets our reservation for mark

hello gets our reservation for mark

hello gets our reservation for mark please

please

please yes thank you very much

you can already see planes going up in

you can already see planes going up in

you can already see planes going up in the air


Castle : You're up early.

- Sleep okay? - No, no, no. No. No.


- So cute.

- [Bryan] There's Chase.

laughing

Now that they're all decorated, you can swap out

body parts.

- Ooh.

- [Bryan] Wouldn't that be funny?

So Chase can have Chase's legs, oh,

and can have BB-8's head.

- Oh my goodness.

- [Bryan] Isn't that funny?

- [Ollie] Yes.


there could be some sort of transformer bed here.

I'm not leaving you on your own.

I'm in it for the...

It doesn't matter.

Don't worry about my pain.

I will strive through it.

I know.

No one- Dads have a hard job in the labor...

situation, you know?


Castle : Does Greg know you're here?

Kyra : He told me about Sophie in his room.

Kyra : And about him and Sophie before.

Kyra : He said he was sorry he didn't tell me.

Castle : Do you believe him?

Castle : - I just don't want to see you get hurt. - Hmm.

Kyra : Too late.

I missed you, Rick.

And I didn't realize how much until I saw you yesterday.


ran out to check on Empire somebody is

ran out to check on Empire somebody is

ran out to check on Empire somebody is like what's up dawg what up dogs you

like what's up dawg what up dogs you

like what's up dawg what up dogs you guys look like little puppies compared

guys look like little puppies compared

guys look like little puppies compared to him before I forget and ruin the

to him before I forget and ruin the

to him before I forget and ruin the schedule we got to do our push-ups 21

schedule we got to do our push-ups 21

schedule we got to do our push-ups 21 today technically I think we're at 22

today technically I think we're at 22

today technically I think we're at 22 but I missed yesterday so we're gonna go

but I missed yesterday so we're gonna go back to 21 if you want to do them with

back to 21 if you want to do them with

back to 21 if you want to do them with us let's go I'm not gonna fast-forward


Look at us all dressed up for the party. What are we celebrating?

Chandler : We had a lot of liquor left over from Christmas.

Our friends aren't here. We can be a real couple. We don't have to hide.


Here is $12.

Sheldon : Now we're even. Wait, wait, wait.

l bought a card. Give me $2.


the oil another is in Chinese Kogan or

the oil another is in Chinese Kogan or the Chu factor I mean these have a lot

the Chu factor I mean these have a lot

the Chu factor I mean these have a lot of shoe I think even more than the belt

of shoe I think even more than the belt

of shoe I think even more than the belt noodles the dum dum in in the three is

noodles the dum dum in in the three is

noodles the dum dum in in the three is the

the

the you put a big chopstick Fault in your

you put a big chopstick Fault in your

you put a big chopstick Fault in your mouth and slowly start to chew and that

mouth and slowly start to chew and that

mouth and slowly start to chew and that flavor releases every single second


-Where are you going? -To get Ross.

-My God, this is so exciting! -I know.

If you want the rest of my date, I'm not gonna finish it.

-Rachel, he's not a sandwich. -No, he's a banker with opera tickets.

Hello!

-Where you going? -Airport.

You can't tell him. There's so much I haven't done.

I haven't watched Baywatch with Yasmine Bleeth!

Chandler, relax. This is a good going to the airport.


[PANTING]

Penny : Having a little trouble catching your breath, there?

Leonard : No, I'm good. If my P.E. teachers had told me this is what I was training for...

Leonard : ...I would have tried a lot harder.

[LAUGHS]

Penny : Do or do not, there is no try.

Heh. Did you just quote Star Wars?

Penny : I believe I quoted Empire Strikes Back.

Ha, ha. Oh, my God.

I am lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda.

[PENNY LAUGHS]

[CHUCKLES]

Leonard : I love you, Penny.


House : It's not like you're a catch.

Chase : You're evil.


Beckett : and the way that she's angled her face away from the camera.

Beckett : She didn't want to be ID'd.

Esposito : She may have gotten her wish.

Esposito : Tory said there's not enough here to run facial recognition.

Beckett : You know, she's wearing an earring. See if Tory can do something with that.

Beckett : Enrique Gomez is on his way up.

Castle : Maybe he knows who she is.

No, I don't recognize her.

Enrique Gomez : I'm sad to learn of Lance's death.

Beckett : What was your relationship with him, Mr. Gomez?

Gomez : We were close as young men. Less so recently.

Beckett : Yet he called you just before he died. Why?

Well, he needed a bodyguard. Somebody he could trust.

Gomez : And I know such people.

Gomez : But none of them were available on such short notice,

Gomez : so I couldn't help him.

Ryan : Why would Lance need a bodyguard?

Gomez : He didn't tell me, I didn't ask.

Castle : You think maybe he was going on one last mission?

Or perhaps his CNI past was coming back to haunt him?

Well, that would be rather unlikely.

Gomez : You see, Lance didn't have a CNI past.

Beckett : Why is everyone saying that he did?

Well, we grew up together, but I was the one who went into CNI.

And when Lance came to America,

he asked me to use my backstory

to make himself more mysterious and interesting.

Kat : I'm so... I'm sorry, are you...

Castle : Are you saying Lance DeLorca wasn't a CNI operative?

Gomez : Before he started acting, he was a goat-herder. In the Pyrenees.


Thirteen : Oh! Hello. I was wondering if there are any Business Class seats open

Thirteen : that I could use my miles to upgrade to.

Thirteen : I don't know you,

Cab Driver : but I assumed I could trust you, welcomed you into my car.

Thirteen : Okay, you're a saint.

Thirteen : That's impossible, I confirmed my reservation last night.

Thirteen : So re-book it.

Thirteen : Well, obviously, it was a mistake on your end, not mine.

Thirteen : No. I'm on my way to the airport right now.

Cab Driver : They didn't believe you, huh?

House : Brain cancer?

Chase : We should know for sure by the morning.

Roy : Our luck just keeps getting worse, huh?

Cameron : Treatment options are getting better every day.

Cameron : There's no visible mass, so even if the biopsy comes back positive,

Cameron : we've caught it early.

Roy : Oh, so, you're telling me this is good news?

Cameron : I'm saying we will do whatever we can.

Right.

Thirteen : I'm sorry.

I gotta go. Foreman needs more help with the M&M prep.

Cameron : Okay. I'll come up and help after I finish the biopsy.

Chase : We can handle it. I'll see you at home later.

Cameron : If you're here, I might as well be.

Chase : Go home. Get some rest.

'Cause I'm gonna be waking you up as soon as I get home.


- gasps Your friend was there?

Yay, Ollie's friend was there today.

- And my teach was named the new Miss Tracy.


Mm.

Yeah, wow.

That is absolutely fantastic.

It has a little chewy factor to it.

But you taste the saltiness as it's slightly preserved.

It's like rubbery but not at the same time.

And just packed full of flavor.

Oh, this makes for the perfect,

like, chili, garlic platform.

What a perfect little ledge.

guitar music

Or with that sauce.

I'm going in for the tentacles.

In Thai they call it the

speaks in foreign language

like the mustache.

And I'm gonna use that mustache to kinda scrap up


Miles : You have to understand.

Miles : It was an accident.

Miles : I only meant to scare her.

I thought if I could just get those files back, I could stop her.

Miles : I'd be able to break the story like she promised.

Miles : But she fought me.

Miles : She fought me, she went and grabbed for the gun.

Miles : Why would she fight me? I mean, I didn't even know the gun was loaded.

Castle : Well, the station manager confirmed Miles was on thin ice.

The only way he could save his career was to break a splashy story.

Castle : So he made a deal with Mandy to help her in exchange for the exclusive.

Beckett : Right, and then when she betrayed him,

Beckett : he snuck out of the press party to confront her

Beckett : and then things just got bad from there.

I gotta say, pretty brave of Mandy to take up that cause.

Ryan : Not what you'd expect from what people said about her.

Funny how her co-workers thought they knew her so well.

Esposito : She had this whole secret life she was hiding from them.

Castle : Yeah. It's late. I'm gonna get out of here.

Beckett : Yeah, me, too.

Castle : Walk you out?


and one of my favorite steps is when she takes the the different ingredients


The duck doesn't make noise!

Rachel : He gets the other one all riled up!

Joey : -We are not -All right, hold on!

Chandler : If you win...

Chandler : ...we give up the bird.

Chandler : But if we win...

Chandler : ...we get your apartment.


Masters : Only if the person knows they're being prayed for.

Masters : Means there's no objective effect.

Chase : So faith comes from within. Not exactly a newsflash.

I guess worry is good for the waistline.

Chase : It's not worry, it's starvation.

Chase : His tooth didn't fall out because of heavy metal poisoning,

Chase : it fell out because of malnutrition.

Masters : He does have rhodococcus equi.

Chase : Taub was right.

Chase : He just didn't know why.

House : - It's locked! - I'm busy.

House : I'll wait.

Wilson : I really am busy.

House : Cuddy got me the daughter's file.

House : Well, not Cuddy, exactly. Her signature.

House : Well, not exactly her signature.

Wilson : Another lie?

House : Thought you could take a look at it for me.

Wilson : Maybe you hadn't heard, I'm kind of busy.

House : With what?

Sudoku. What do you think?

Wilson : I'm the head of oncology in a major hospital.


Beckett : - Helen didn't know about this? - He didn't want her to worry.

Charlie Depetro : And as long as he paid me back, I said it'd be our secret.

Castle : - And did he pay any of it back? - Not a cent.

Charlie Depetro : He kept saying he was pulling in less money.

Charlie Depetro : I thought he was lying. Why take the job that far from home

Charlie Depetro : and force Helen to deal with the kids on her own?

Charlie Depetro : Comes out now, he wasn't doing it for his family.

Charlie Depetro : He wanted the freedom to cheat on my sister.

Ryan : Brother's alibi checked out.

Ryan : He was working late when SamlJake was shot.

Beckett : Any word on Parker's financials?

Ryan : Yeah, they were a paycheck away from defaulting on their mortgage.

Castle : You know, the brother said

Castle : that Sam was pulling in less money at his new job.

Castle : If Sam was strapped for cash,

Castle : why would he quit the job he had to take one that paid less?

Ryan : Didn't his wife say he was passed over for a promotion?

Ryan : Maybe it was a pride thing.

Castle : Yeah, but you factor in the sublet, not to mention gas,

Castle : that's a high price to pay for pride.

Beckett : Yeah, well, never underestimate the fragility of the male ego.

Ryan : - See, that's just a stereotype... - Don't. Don't. That's...

She is baiting us, all right.

Castle : Just ignore her, and she'll lose her witchy powers.

Beckett : You wish. All right, let's go off to Parker's office.

Castle : Lose something?


so I added two years to my age.

House : You lied to make yourself older?

House : Are you lying about being a woman?

Cuddy : Even if you can trap me,

do you think I'll suddenly embrace the value of lying?

House : My point is you already have. I just need to prove it.

Taub : Chickens aren't roosting. She's just got a friend.

Taub : A guy she met in an online support group for cheating spouses.

Chase : I've heard of that group. It's called Irony.

Taub : You think she's cheating on her spouse

Taub : with someone from a cheating spouse support group?

Chase : Sounds like the perfect place to hit on vulnerable women.

Look. Multiple dense lesions.

Chase : It looks like MS.

Masters : How did we miss MS?

Chase : It was hiding behind the malnutrition.

Chase : MS. Attacks the immune system. No system, no symptoms.

Taub : And now we're feeding him so they're both back.

House : How are you feeling?


Ramona : Okay, Dr. Cooper is on the verge of a breakthrough.

Ramona : If you're going to stay, you'll have to be respectful and quiet.

Leonard : Wait for me.

Ramona : So have you worked out the neutrino issue?

Sheldon : Well, to paraphrase Mozart, all the subatomic particles are there.

Sheldon : - I just have to put them in the right order. - You're so witty.

Sheldon : Aren't I?

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Penny : Hey, guys, this package came for...


Lindsay : It's pretty lame.

Ted : I think it's cool.

Colleen : We'll see you tomorrow. Barney : All right.

Ted : I'm just saying it seems like a kind of bar


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represents autumn served on an entire

represents autumn served on an entire stump of wood it's a combination of

stump of wood it's a combination of

stump of wood it's a combination of Floyd rock wit on the bottom I believe

Floyd rock wit on the bottom I believe

Floyd rock wit on the bottom I believe this monkfish liver or both of them

this monkfish liver or both of them

this monkfish liver or both of them together it's so creamy

overwhelming creaminess next byte is

overwhelming creaminess next byte is

overwhelming creaminess next byte is here it's a salted egg based dish with

here it's a salted egg based dish with

here it's a salted egg based dish with you can see just tiny little shrimp on

you can see just tiny little shrimp on

you can see just tiny little shrimp on top ooh I got a try I hope I don't lose

top ooh I got a try I hope I don't lose

top ooh I got a try I hope I don't lose anything and fried curlies


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Sheldon : Yeah-- there's hooks in the closet, I can hang it right now.

Penny : Oh, no, no, Th-those hooks are gone.

Sheldon : What happened to them?

Penny : Uh, we ran out of candy on Halloween,

Penny : I was just giving everything away.

Hey, guys, what are you...?

Leonard : Oh, that's here, cool.

Penny : Amy wants me to have it.


Wilson : It's not all about sex, House.

House : Really? When did that change?

I wanna get Depo-Provera.


Can't keep that thing lying around.


cheesy fried goodness.

Take a look at this.

Okay, and next up we're just walking through the old town

of Gaziantep, making our way for Kunefe,

classic stringy sweet cheese dessert,

but just look at this incredible old town with spices.

Let's go get that Kunefe.

- Hey!

- Awesome.

- [Trevor] Here it is. Cumba Kunefe.

We're going for the ultimate Kunefe dessert.

Thank you.

Thank you.

- Welcome again. - Good to see you, thank you.

- [Trevor] Thank you, very much. Thank you.

We're excited for Kunefe. - Yeah.

- [Trevor] Ohh, here we go, hi.

Oh, look at all the Kunefe.

And they just invited us into the kitchen.

- Let's go! - Let's go.

- [Trevor] Oh, we're going down into the Kunefe.

Oh, here we go.

Boss Ali is going to show us how to make the Kunefe.


Only that's a reason not to take the morphine.

Dude.

Dude.

Taub : Is the room still spinning?

Foreman : Mine is.

Foreman : Maybe we shouldn't have taken so many?

Taub : I'm gonna try to stand up.

Foreman : You be careful.

Taub : Oh, yeah, that's working.

Foreman : I can't feel my face.

Taub : No way.

Foreman : Way. Hit me.

What?

Foreman : Hit me in the face.

Seriously?

Foreman : You know you've always wanted to. Now's your chance.

Taub : That's a great idea. We can start a fight club, maybe we...

Oh, my God, you're right. That is so cool.

Okay, I'll even...


College Guy : Dude, I heard the dean is coming.

College Guy : Put out your sandwich.

Ted : Hey.

Good afternoon, sir.

I'm marshall erickson.

"Sir"? No, please, just call me ted.

Okay, dean ted.

College Ted : Whoa...

College Ted : Someone's been eating a sandwich.


J : What?

What's happening?

What's happening?


Penny : Okay, that is the lamest excuse

Penny : you could've possibly come up with.

Penny : But I get it.

Leonard : You do?

Penny : Yeah.

Penny : Sometimes I worry you're gonna wake up

Penny : and leave me for someone more like you.

Leonard : I don't even understand why you're with someone like me.

Leonard : Why would I want to be with someone like me?

Penny : You know what I mean.


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was like how ever did you go to see

was like how ever did you go to see insert what baggie you I'm not happy

insert what baggie you I'm not happy

insert what baggie you I'm not happy with our Becca said maybe she was which

with our Becca said maybe she was which

with our Becca said maybe she was which might account for lunches he collected


Meredith : It's OK.

Cristina to Burke : You know in the movies how there's always the hero

Cristina to Burke : and then there's the other guy?

Cristina to Burke : You know the guy who sees danger and runs in the opposite direction?

MVO : Yes.

Cristina : Be the other guy.

Meredith to Dylan : So, you have a plan, right? You have a way to get me out of this?