this soup I'm gonna get what they're

this soup I'm gonna get what they're getting

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[Music]

[Music] Wow she's cutting pieces of chicken this

Wow she's cutting pieces of chicken this is this is something whoa

is this is something whoa

is this is something whoa with us don't know no broccoli oh no I

with us don't know no broccoli oh no I

with us don't know no broccoli oh no I hate broccoli no thank you

hate broccoli no thank you

hate broccoli no thank you what's your gracias spicy oh oh yes yes

what's your gracias spicy oh oh yes yes

what's your gracias spicy oh oh yes yes yes si si si oh yeah this is my first

yes si si si oh yeah this is my first

yes si si si oh yeah this is my first main thing I'm meeting in this market

main thing I'm meeting in this market

main thing I'm meeting in this market and look at this this is maxed out

and look at this this is maxed out

and look at this this is maxed out chicken noodle soup this is chicken

chicken noodle soup this is chicken

chicken noodle soup this is chicken noodle soup taken up to all the levels

noodle soup taken up to all the levels

noodle soup taken up to all the levels it could ever be taken off pickle

it could ever be taken off pickle

it could ever be taken off pickle carrots on top there's some potatoes

carrots on top there's some potatoes

carrots on top there's some potatoes here try the broth whoa that completely


Why this obsession with Heads or Tails?

It turns out that Heads or Tails has a job opening.

Ted : Heads.

Animator : Marni, flip that coin.


Janine : Did it have six breasts?

I'm sorry, I'm a feminist. Heh. I don't notice things like...

Howard : ...how many breasts a robot has.

Sheldon : Well, hello.

Leonard : What are you doing here?

- Actually, I came to speak to Mrs. Davis. - And I'm a little busy right now.

Sheldon : But I came to file a complaint. Somebody has made me feel uncomfortable...

Sheldon : ...in the workplace by using language of an inappropriate and sexual nature.

- And who is that? - You, you dirty birdy.

Sheldon : I thought about the things you said yesterday...

Sheldon : ...and I realized I'm deeply offended.

Sheldon : Now, be a dear and get me one of those complaint forms.

Janine : That's it. All of you, in my office now.


Monica : What, honey?

Rachel : My side still hurts from when you crashed into me yesterday.

Oh, God, I'm so sorry.

Monica : Oh, God!

Ross : Hey, you guys. Guess what?

Got a job on a riverboat?

You know what? I didn't wear this suit for a year because you hated it.

You're not my girlfriend anymore, so...

Rachel : I see. So this suit is making a point.

Now that you're on your own, you're free to look as stupid as you'd like.

Ross : You like it, right?

Monica : Absolutely! I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders.

Ross, I'm kidding. Come here.

- What were you gonna tell us? - Yeah.

- Was it how you invented the cotton gin? - Okay, goodbye.

- Was that a little harsh? - Are you kidding?

Remember when you used to wear that gray sweat suit.

And I used to call you the Hindenberg.

No.


Marshall : The other part!

The small penis thing?

Marshall : Don't! Stop saying that! Why do you keep saying that?

I don't want to know that. I'm not gonna be able to look the guy in the eye.

Marshall : I'm certainly not going to be able to call him "Max."

Lily : That's insane.

Lily : Just because you know Max has a small penis...

Marshall : Just don't!

Barney : You're kidding me.

Ted : I'm sorry. I can't do this if it means tearing down The Arcadian.

Ted : It's an architectural landmark.

Ted : Plus, people live there.

Ted : How does GNB plan to get hundreds of residents

Ted : - to just up and leave? - Snakes.

- Did you say "snakes"? - I don't recall saying "snakes".

Ted, I know you love crappy old stuff no one cares about.

But I'm gonna give you four words to live by :

Ted : New is always better.

Ted : New is always better?

Barney : You know who's a million times hotter

Barney : than the hottest girl I've ever slept with?

Barney : Her okay-looking friend I haven't seen naked.

Barney : Why?

Barney : Because new is always better.

Ted : And this theory applies to everything?


Hello to you too.

Leonard : How was rock climbing?

Kripke : He passed out.

Just hung there like a big salami.

Eh, eh, eh. That's where I sit.

Kripke : Ooh, you have a special spot. What kind of wacko are you?

Howard : How much time you got?


Alex, uh...

Denny : He may have said something about you guys...

Denny : um, being together.

Derek : Well...

Izzie kinda avoiding eye-contact : he had no business telling you that.

Izzie kinda avoiding eye-contact : And besides, it's not even true, so...

Denny : So you're not together?

Izzie : No. I mean...

Izzie : Yeah, a little, but...

Izzie : Not really. So...

MVO : No.

OK, well, sweet. Thanks, uh...

Denny sarcastic : Thanks for clearing that up.

Denny, what is it? Don't panic. Just try to breathe.


Joey : Treeger made you cry?

Rachel : He said really mean things that were only partly true.

I'll teach him a lesson.

Joey, don't. Let's forget about it.

That's easy for you to say. You weren't almost just killed!

All right, that's it. School is in session!

Monica : Is this a gym card?

Chandler : Oh, yeah, gym member.

Chandler : I try to go four times a week, but I've missed...

Chandler : ...the last 1200 times.

So why don't you quit?


"What's up with that, Serpico?"

Emily : Are you thinking about me? No, of course you're not.

Emily : But if you are, call me tonight.

Emily : Okay, bye.


Penny : I get it. Leonard has no business being involved with a waitress/actress...

Penny : ...who felt so insecure, that she lied to him about finishing community college.


Chase : If you only heard claudication and carotid dissection...

House : I'd say giant cell arteritis,

House : and I'd tell your former teammates to put her on steroids.

Chase : She's gonna live.

Yeah.

Chase : And then what?


Rachel : -What about me? -You said you didn't want to go.

I don't. But I would still like to be acknowledged.

-Because I'm pregnant, I'm invisible? -Definitely not invisible.


delicious food

delicious food

delicious food awesome entertainment I love this place


Robin : Completely legit world news, interviews with people who matter...

Robin : But I decided I'm not going to apply.

Ted : - Why not? - Because I'm a joke.

Robin : I'm just the scary news lady from some stupid local news channel.

Hey, we both know you're more than that.

Barney : Promise me you'll apply.

- Barney, it's not as easy... - Promise me you'll apply.

Okay. I promise.

Okay, she's up to the scene

where Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie escape from the Death Star's trash compactor.

Ted : - Great scene. - Great scene.

Marshall : Okay, we should have just heard...

Marshall : But Stella didn't make a peep.

Ted : - I'm gonna take a look. - All right.


Penny : - All right? - All right.

Penny : Oh, my God, would you just get off my case?

Penny : - Weird. - Oh, good.

Sheldon : That was an unusual interaction. I wasn't sure.

Leonard : - You guys have an argument? - No.

Leonard : You clearly did something to aggravate her.

SHELDON : I'm at a loss.

Sheldon : If you like, you can review my daily log of social interactions...

Sheldon : ...and see if there's a blunder I overlooked.

Leonard : Here you go.

Oh, you owe me another $2. The price of moo shu pork went up.

[SIGHS]

Howard : It's getting tougher and tougher to be a bad Jew.

Leonard : Here you go, Penny. Shrimp with lobster sauce.

Thank you. What's my share?

- Uh, don't worry about it. It's my treat. - No, really. How much?


So what if he replaced me? I'm no longer on his father's surgery.

That's good if it means you stop obsessing.

CHRISTINA : George didn't just replace you. He told the chief. The chief knows.

For all we know, Erica Hahn's being considered the new head of cardio.

CHRISTINA : The chief asked me to tell you that he has something important

CHRISTINA : to talk to you about.

BURKE : - Oh. OK. - So we need to align our stories.

BURKE : This is why I feel like I'm covering for you. I don't line up stories.

You think it's me? That's not fair!

It's done. The chief wants to talk to me, so I will talk to him.

I am not telling him a story, Cristina.

BURKE : I'm going to tell him the truth.

CHRISTINA : Burke. Burke!


That's not fair. You know I can't resist that beautiful voice.

Phoebe, look, I am so sorry.

Joey : I promised you a fun road trip with your friend...

and I didn't deliver, okay?

Joey : Now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship.

So I will strive to stay awake for as long as I know you.

Phoebe : You can still sleep at night and stuff.

Rachel : Thank you.

Joey : So can we play 20 Questions now?

I got a good one. I thought about it since Kansas.

Okay.

Phoebe : Is it...

Phoebe : a kind of hot sandwich?

Yes.

Phoebe : Is it a meatball sub?

Joey : That is incredible!

Joey : You are the master!

Bug!


Leonard : Sheldon, there are a million great vacations you could take.

Leonard : What about Hawaii?


so you just draw to it just pull the

so you just draw to it just pull the

so you just draw to it just pull the throttle in Oh God

oh my god


Beckett : You know,

Beckett : I think I saw a surveillance camera outside the building.

I pull the surveillance, look for a vehicle,

Beckett : maybe get an APB.

Beckett : You okay?

Yeah.

Alexis Castle : Beckett's mom?

Yeah.


microwaved it. I mean these tastes like good quality noodles, they're chewy, they're elasticy and I think if you eat it with the soup

That is pretty darn good. All right the ultimate test the beef itself

I'm just really impressed by this

The beef is not ridiculously tender, but it tastes like a good cut of beef with nice tendon piece

and look at this big piece right here

Oh that beef feels tender. You guys see this right now? The thicker cut of beef ridiculously tender, superbly beefy

Oh there's a piece of tender here

I'm shocked that a 250 microwave bowl of noodles soup can taste as good.

I know what this needs. This thing needs a tea egg


Chandler : Good. Joey's home.

This is so much fun!

Janice : This is like a reunion in the hall!

Ross, there's someone I want you to say hi to.


Barney : I want her around all the time.

Barney : I'd even consider not trying to sleep with her

Barney : If that's what it takes.

Barney : Guys, I've decided to seduce michelle.


chases before we go we're going to go

chases before we go we're going to go set up at a park set the ramp up we're

set up at a park set the ramp up we're

set up at a park set the ramp up we're going to attempt to good you see the way

going to attempt to good you see the way this angle fits that angle like it's

this angle fits that angle like it's

this angle fits that angle like it's meant to be you see that look at that


I smell so good so they saw two tongues

I smell so good so they saw two tongues

I smell so good so they saw two tongues I like Pig intestine noodles rice

I like Pig intestine noodles rice

I like Pig intestine noodles rice noodles and some kanji here

noodles and some kanji here

noodles and some kanji here all right so round one I know this is

all right so round one I know this is

all right so round one I know this is this looks familiar

this looks familiar

this looks familiar I had this in Singapore for the first

I had this in Singapore for the first

I had this in Singapore for the first time ever kaya toast yes and the only

time ever kaya toast yes and the only

time ever kaya toast yes and the only difference is here the butter in the

difference is here the butter in the

difference is here the butter in the highest Chairman's outside of this host

highest Chairman's outside of this host

highest Chairman's outside of this host oh and then it's also served with a

oh and then it's also served with a

oh and then it's also served with a soft-boiled egg

soft-boiled egg

soft-boiled egg do you guys heat it differently than

do you guys heat it differently than

do you guys heat it differently than what happened in Singapore what do you

what happened in Singapore what do you

what happened in Singapore what do you guys do here okay sounds good sounds

guys do here okay sounds good sounds

guys do here okay sounds good sounds good to me


Barney : That's right.

Barney : Unless...

Barney : You die between now and then. Ooh.

Barney : Come on, that's never gonna happen. Yes!

If there's one thing we can state

With absolute certainty

Ted : It's that marshall eriksen is not going to die

Ted : Before writing that letter.

Barney : No way at all.

Barney : In fact, I dare god

Barney : To smite down this perfectly healthy...

Marshall : Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Marshall : I get it.

Marshall : Okay, you guys know I'm a little superstitious,

Marshall : And you guys are trying to freak me out.

Marshall : Well, guess what? It didn't work.

Marshall : So, there.


okay now unless ya look in the mirror


Barney : Thanks.

Amy : You should get one.

Barney : Wrong. Ted has a classic, clean-cut look

Barney : That never goes out of style

Barney : Season after season, burn.

Amy : Yeah? Well, I think he would look hot with some ink.

No, he wouldn't. Yes, he would.

Barney : No, he wouldn't.

Yuh-huh. Nuh-uh.

The Girl : I'm ready to do anything you want, by the way.

The Girl : Anything. Right now.

Barney : Ted, who are you gonna side with on this tattoo thing?


in my diamond oh thank you I can do

in my diamond oh thank you I can do ordinary passion here for me yeah what's

ordinary passion here for me yeah what's the guy's name that keeps trying to like

the guy's name that keeps trying to like stop me

stop me

stop me Drake Drake keeps getting in the way

Drake Drake keeps getting in the way

Drake Drake keeps getting in the way don't you Drake they have you drink

don't you Drake they have you drink

don't you Drake they have you drink hello Lacey yeah ello ello ello ello

hello Lacey yeah ello ello ello ello

hello Lacey yeah ello ello ello ello ello ello yeah no no no what's going on

ello ello yeah no no no what's going on

ello ello yeah no no no what's going on what's going on are you doing I'm just

what's going on are you doing I'm just

what's going on are you doing I'm just gonna be nice you know the funny thing

gonna be nice you know the funny thing

gonna be nice you know the funny thing is when we were am looking for a house


Amy : Okay.

Raj : Here we go...

Say "Cheese"!

Say "Cheese"!

Say "Cousin"!


Leonard : Can we get an order of dumplings, but with three instead of four?

Waiter : No substitutions.

Leonard : This isn't a substitution. It's a reduction.


really good it is really good it's kind

really good it is really good it's kind of salty but really really juicy and it

of salty but really really juicy and it

of salty but really really juicy and it has a very bouncy texture cut I now


Realtor : You two know each other?

Janice : We go way back. Before Monica made an honest man out of him...

Janice : ...Chandler used to be my little love muffin.

Don't judge me.

Why not? I do.

Janice : So are you guys thinking of getting this house too?

Janice : Are we gonna have a bidding war? I better warn you, I'm a toughie.

Don't... Don't... Don't...

Don't do that.

Monica : No, actually, we are buying the house next door.

Why?

Monica : I don't know why.

Janice : Oh, that decides it, then! I was on the fence.

Janice : But knowing that you two would be our neighbors?

Janice : Now we have to get it!

Ellen, we're gonna talk numbers.

This cannot be happening.


is plated on top of the yuca fries I'm

is plated on top of the yuca fries I'm so psyched to eat this like just

so psyched to eat this like just

so psyched to eat this like just watching it be prepared that's all mine

watching it be prepared that's all mine

watching it be prepared that's all mine I'm not sharing okay I'm probably really

I'm not sharing okay I'm probably really bothering her so I'm gonna go sit down

bothering her so I'm gonna go sit down

bothering her so I'm gonna go sit down and wait for the food that's beautiful

and wait for the food that's beautiful

and wait for the food that's beautiful that's beautiful

that's beautiful

that's beautiful oh here it is I see it in the kitchen

oh here it is I see it in the kitchen

oh here it is I see it in the kitchen and now I'm materializes right in front

and now I'm materializes right in front

and now I'm materializes right in front of my face this is picante this is the

of my face this is picante this is the

of my face this is picante this is the spicy shrimp and then this alright so

spicy shrimp and then this alright so

spicy shrimp and then this alright so this is a deep-fried shrimp yeah if you


- Okay, one more time? - Never mind, you won't get it right.

Sheldon : I'd better come with you.

Penny : Oh, yay.

Penny : How come you didn't go in to work today?

Sheldon : I'm taking a sabbatical because I won't kowtow to mediocre minds.

Penny : So you got canned, huh?

Sheldon : Theoretical physicists do not get canned.

Sheldon : But, yeah.

Maybe it's for the best.

You know, I always say, "When one door closes, another one opens."

Sheldon : No, it doesn't.

Not unless the doors are connected by relays.

Sheldon : - Or there are motion sensors involved. - No, I meant...

Or if the first door closing creates a change of air pressure that acts upon the second.

Sheldon : Never mind.

Sheldon : Slow down. Slow down. Please, slow down.


Ted : Well, nice try, but guess what?

Ted : You're fired!

Ted : You're fired... you get it? You hear me?

Ted : You're gone! You're fired!


Sheldon : All right, I've taken the liberty

Sheldon : of drafting these workflow charts

Sheldon : which outline our various duties and the path we will follow

Sheldon : as we develop our ground-breaking new app.


Joey : -Morning, roomie. -Hey!

Rachel : You remembered to put clothes on this morning.

Joey : Fifth day's a charm.

lt's so great to be back here. You're making it so easy on me and Emma.

lt's great having you back. Stay as long as you want.

Joey : And when does she stop crying all night?

Ross : Hey! You're not naked.

Rach, when will we expect to see you tonight?

Probably around 6. But she's in the bedroom, all ready to go.

But she fell back to sleep, so....

She's probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did last night.

-Bye. -Bye.

Hey, l hope Emma isn't making it too hard on you.


I kind of have a little confession.

What?

Well, you know, this whole marriage thing.

Kind of my idea.

Ross : Excuse me?

Rachel : Remember how we were too drunk to remember anything when we were married?

I didn't really wanna say anything, but it just kept coming back to me.

We were in the casino and you thought it'd be funny to eat a lot of grapes.

Rachel : And I thought it would be funnier if we got married.

So as a compromise we decided first to get married and then...

Rachel : to eat a lot of grapes.

Sorry I got us into this whole thing.


House : It's House.

House : Take down the bags.

Chase : It's too soon to tell if the meds are gonna...

House : It's not the meds.

House : It's the blood that's killing her.

House : What's everybody doing? You're stunned, right?

House : I mean, blood?

Michelle : She's had internal bleeding, she needs the blood to...

House : Is that the mom? I got a good comeback if it's the mom.

Michelle : Yes, I'm her mother.

House : Sure, she needs blood, if you want to kill her.

House : Then you'd have nobody left to neglect. Great plan.

House : Your daughter has Vibrio vulnificus,

House : courtesy of a few scrumptious oysters on the half shell.

Jordan : I didn't eat any oysters.

House : Thus proving that she did. Boy, that's neat.

A hundred other people ate those oysters. I ate...

House : Is that the dad? I got a good comeback if...

Chase : It's Chase.

Oh. Thought the dad might have been Australian, too.

House : There was nothing wrong with the oysters. All oysters have Vibrio.

House : But almost no one has hemochromatosis.

House : It'd give her a unique susceptibility to Vibrio, cause the swollen joints.

House : It got attributed to bulimia, so she got supplements.

Cameron : With iron.

House : Which overcooked the liver, which caused bleeding.

House : More blood, more iron, more bleeding, more blood.

Is she going to be okay?

House : Only if we give her high-dose ceftazidime for the Vibrio

House : and chelate for the hemochromatosis.

House : Now, Cameron, pick up the phone and give me a dramatic exit.


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Uganda? That can't be a coincidence.

BECKETT : What do you mean?

Hunt : Naomi's boyfriend, the one who died, he was killed in Uganda.

Any idea of what was being shipped?

Ryan : Just that it weighed 200 pounds.

Hunt : Well, that's awfully heavy for a pouch.

Castle : Well, a diplomatic pouch can be as small as an envelope

or as big as a cargo container.

Esposito : Whatever's being shipped, it's being sent out about once a month.

Esposito : I just combed through airline waybills from the past year.

Esposito : Ten other pouches, all the same weight,

Esposito : were flown from here to Uganda.

Esposito : In fact, one of them is listed as

Esposito : being in JFK's secure baggage area.

Hunt : You mean to say one of those pouches is at the airport, right now?

Castle : Finding out what's in that pouch

Castle : could tell us who killed Naomi.

Yeah, but we don't have any jurisdiction here, Castle.


Rachel : Bye, house.


House : Okay, hold him tight.

House : The faster we do this, the less likely he is to die of shock.

Tighter.

Sorry. Do that again.


Known for its pastel yellow-colored dome structure,

Phnom Penh's central market is a landmark of the city.

Inside, you'll find a collection of mostly jewelry

and souvenir shops, but the beauty of the market

for you and I, as food lovers, is the open-air

outdoor section, where you'll find a fresh wet market, and

an incredible food court where you could spend hours eating.

Oh, look at these crabs.

Wow, the pinchers-to-body ratio is fantastic.


to rebuild the roads, the bridges.

They've been in charge of some of the biggest, like,

some of the hardest projects in Sri Lanka.

This unit of the Sri Lankan Special Forces

has been in charge.

We're not gonna be able to see the entire compound,

but they have allowed us, graciously,

to come into the kitchen to watch a little bit

of the cooking and then to eat

Sri Lankan Special Forces food.

All of the chefs, everyone cooking, they're all officers

of the Special Forces.


Sheldon : Leonard, you are my roommate, my source of transportation...

Sheldon : ...and you help me fold my sheets when they come out of the dryer.

Sheldon : You are safe.

- Can I whistle? - Don't be silly.

Penny : Howard...

Sheldon : ...you do not have a Ph.D.

Sheldon : Your cologne is an assault on the senses.

Sheldon : And you're not available for video games during the Jewish High Holidays.

- Guilty as charged. I'm out. - No.

Sheldon : You, too, are safe.

Howard : Come on. What do I have to do?

Penny : Okay, you know what? I see where this is going.

Penny : I'm not one of you guys.

Penny : - I'm not a scientist, so... Penny...

Sheldon : ...everything you're saying is true, but please allow me to continue.

Sheldon : Raj, you're out.


Why won't you just write the letter?

Because I can't bear the thought of not being with you,

Not even for long enough to write you a stupid letter.

Ted : Really?

Yes, really.

Plus, I know as soon as I write it,

You're just going to open it up and read it again.

Lily, I won't, I promise.

Marshall : Okay.

I'll write you a letter for my death folder.

Do you mind, um, maybe slipping

In a little bit of dirty stuff, too?

I tell you what.

How about I make it all dirty stuff

And slip in a little clean stuff?

You're the best.

And maybe a couple polaroids?

Come on, let's get out of here.

This night's a disaster. What?!

This night couldn't have gone any better.

We just survived a mugging.


Lanie : from the kitchen butcher block.

Beckett : Emma's claiming that she's innocent.

Beckett : Is there any chance that someone else did this?

Ryan : No foreign fibers or prints. All evidence is pointing towards Emma.

Beckett : Any ideas on motive?

Esposito : Oh, yeah. This is Angelo's cell phone.

Esposito : Check out the text history between him and Emma.

Esposito : She was accusing him

Esposito : of having an affair with some chick up in Scarsdale.

Ryan : And we found this in Angelo's pocket. "S.H. Off Saw Mill River Parkway."

Saw Mill River Parkway is the way to Scarsdale from the city.

Ryan : S.H. Could be the initials of the lady he was seeing on the side.

And listen to this.

Emma texts Angelo last night at 9 : 47

saying she's drunk, lonely, and wants to see him.

Esposito : And here is an empty bottle of Scotch.

Esposito : Ladies and gentlemen, this is a booty call gone wrong.

BECKETT : None of this makes any sense.

Beckett : I mean, if she actually killed him,

Beckett : why isn't she asking for a flight out of the country?

Beckett : Why is she insisting that she's innocent?

Maybe because she's crazy.

I found Emma's prescriptions. Clonazepam and aripiprazole.

Lanie, aren't those antipsychotics?

Roman : One is, the other one's for mood disorders.

Lanie : Hey, you know, if Emma stopped taking her meds,

she could've had a psychotic break.

Beckett : Which means she wouldn't remember what she did.

Beckett : We have to warn Castle.

Esposito : Beckett, relax. He's just on the phone with the woman.


well it's actually a real powder yeah


electric one that's coming tomorrow but

electric one that's coming tomorrow but yeah today I hope you enjoyed this video

yeah today I hope you enjoyed this video presentation with my little friend

presentation with my little friend

presentation with my little friend hello there hello there

hello there hello there

hello there hello there why did you hear her she sews nothing do


"of hot wings in front of me.

"I know how much you love hot wings.

"Too bad someone bribed the kitchen

"to take them off the menu tonight.

"So, if you want some,

"you're going to have to come back to GNB.

"But hurry, this offer

will be gone lickety-split."

"Do evil laugh."

Robin : Oh, um...

Robin : So, what are you turds up to?

Marshall : Oh, we've got the big LPC meeting in two days.

Marshall : I have my whole presentation worked out.

Marshall : I just need to find a good rhyme to end on.

Ted : Why does it need to rhyme?


Rachel : Now, she used to be a man.

Look, there's Raven.

Rachel : We hate her. We're glad she's dying.

Rachel : And then What? Marcel!

Rachel : Are you playing with Monica's shoes? You're not supposed to

Rachel : Marcel, did you poo in the shoe?


Castle : Yeah, but it's a combo lock.

So?

Castle : So, when I was writing Storm Rising,

Castle : I studied with one of the best safecrackers in the biz.

Castle : I can open this.

Castle : I just don't know if we want to.


Howard : Boy, seems like forever since the four of us have been out to eat.

You know, just the guys.


Phoebe : Say what?

You know, the possible side effects.


Albert : I never even knew she was here.

Castle : What do you mean, "here"?

Albert : Sixth floor.

Albert : Renters were in arrears.

Albert : We usually give them three months, and then we cut the locks

Albert : and we sell the belongings.

Albert : Only this time, all I find is a freezer plugged into a light outlet,

Albert : which, by the way, is totally illegal.

Beckett : You didn't think it was illegal to store a dead body in a freezer?

Albert : You think I knew? When I opened it up, I nearly had a heart attack.

Beckett : You could have called the cops.

Albert : Yeah, that's good for business.

Albert : What if it's a mob hit? I mean, I got a family.

Beckett : So did she.

Castle : So you find her. Next logical step, dump her at a construction site?

Albert : I know a guy who works over there.

Albert : So when I find the body, I figure that's the place, right?

Beckett : Show us where you found her.


just you've walked through the it's kind of like I mean it's brown from the mud

of like I mean it's brown from the mud

of like I mean it's brown from the mud brick and the mud walls and then you

brick and the mud walls and then you

brick and the mud walls and then you step into this courtyard and it just

step into this courtyard and it just

step into this courtyard and it just opens up and do this

opens up and do this

opens up and do this unbelievably vibrant blue and turquoise

unbelievably vibrant blue and turquoise

unbelievably vibrant blue and turquoise and the geometric designs and patterns

and the geometric designs and patterns

and the geometric designs and patterns it's kind of just like a a window almost

it's kind of just like a a window almost with one of the beautiful things about

with one of the beautiful things about

with one of the beautiful things about Kiva is that it's still an ancient city

Kiva is that it's still an ancient city

Kiva is that it's still an ancient city where local people live in so there's

where local people live in so there's

where local people live in so there's still mud houses built from mud there

still mud houses built from mud there

still mud houses built from mud there are ancient alleyways right now we are

are ancient alleyways right now we are

are ancient alleyways right now we are walking kind of in the touristic center

walking kind of in the touristic center

walking kind of in the touristic center of the city area a lot of the visitors

of the city area a lot of the visitors

of the city area a lot of the visitors come to see the main attractions but

come to see the main attractions but

come to see the main attractions but what's cool is that the entire city is

what's cool is that the entire city is

what's cool is that the entire city is still functional people live in the city

still functional people live in the city and still within the walls there are two

and still within the walls there are two main finished minarets and one of them

main finished minarets and one of them

main finished minarets and one of them you can climb to the top though it's

you can climb to the top though it's

you can climb to the top though it's going to be really cool to climb to the

going to be really cool to climb to the

going to be really cool to climb to the top that's what we're gonna do next

top that's what we're gonna do next

top that's what we're gonna do next [Music]

[Music]

[Music] kind of a rickety wooden staircase and


Ted : I'll join your side.

Zoey : You're on.

Zoey : This place is fantastic.

Zoey : They even left a chocolate on the pillow.

Ted : That's not a chocolate.

arguing heatedly

Robin : Okay, now we need to get them something

Robin : that will make them emotionally vulnerable

Robin : and completely, pathetically honest.

Lily : Yeah, we need a drink that,

Lily : that takes subtext and turns it into text. Yeah.


okay so if I was gonna continue to run

okay so if I was gonna continue to run another how do I do it

another how do I do it

another how do I do it like cuz when I land I'm so extended I

like cuz when I land I'm so extended I

like cuz when I land I'm so extended I can't jump back up don't nervous get

can't jump back up don't nervous get

can't jump back up don't nervous get over to this side so you have more room


Monica : And hold them down here while I talk to you.

And, you know, if I get really hot...

Monica : ...I like to pick up this knife.

And I put the cool steel...

...against...

Monica : ...my body.

Chandler : Are you all right?

Monica : I'm fine.


I've got no problem with what Foreman did.

Wilson : He undercut us, and he may have cost that kid his life.

Foreman did what he thought was right. You, on the other hand, sucked out.

House : When the decision really mattered,

House : you didn't have the guts to tell them what to do.

If that kid dies, it's because Foreman was wrong,

House : and because you're a coward.

House : Oh, goodness, I've left my door open.

My poor dog must have run away and been hit by a car or a truck or a train.


Ted : more complicated. I just... I needed to take a step back.

Marshall : You're not taking a step back.

Marshall : You're running away.

Marshall : And hiding out here is not gonna solve anything.

Marshall : You're just holed up in Minnesota

Marshall : because you're too scared to face reality...

We gotta go back to New York, tonight.

Ted : We're snowed in. Lily got the last flight.

Marshall : So, we drive. It's time.

Marshall : It's time to get back to real life.

Marshall : It's time to grow up.

Marshall : Can you make us some PB and J's for the road?

Marshall : Crusts cut off!

Marshall : No, Ted. What are we...

Marshall : We're men.


the legs actually there is literally

the legs actually there is literally nothing holding this down there was

nothing holding this down there was

nothing holding this down there was nothing holding this trampoline - holy

nothing holding this trampoline - holy

nothing holding this trampoline - holy cow it's like a sign from above dude

cow it's like a sign from above dude

cow it's like a sign from above dude that's so weird I've always had that

that's so weird I've always had that

that's so weird I've always had that stake down but we just moved it

stake down but we just moved it

stake down but we just moved it so I got nothing to hold it down so I'm

so I got nothing to hold it down so I'm

so I got nothing to hold it down so I'm gonna tie it down to the mower do these

gonna tie it down to the mower do these

gonna tie it down to the mower do these glasses make me smarter Oh almost hit

glasses make me smarter Oh almost hit

glasses make me smarter Oh almost hit the pool dude oh man okay boom I mean

the pool dude oh man okay boom I mean

the pool dude oh man okay boom I mean it's not gonna lift this I'm gonna hit

it's not gonna lift this I'm gonna hit

it's not gonna lift this I'm gonna hit the pool drive in here dude during storm

the pool drive in here dude during storm Oh guitar string baby boom boom boom

Oh guitar string baby boom boom boom

Oh guitar string baby boom boom boom boom boom alright we are all showered

boom boom alright we are all showered

boom boom alright we are all showered come on you just were walking let's see

come on you just were walking let's see

come on you just were walking let's see it come on get it come here she oh okay

it come on get it come here she oh okay

it come on get it come here she oh okay you got this you got this

you got this you got this

you got this you got this there's my girl like if she likes rugs


although when we use it's gonna be an

although when we use it's gonna be an incredible stewed just tossed in the

incredible stewed just tossed in the

incredible stewed just tossed in the toasted grilled roasted fermented salted

toasted grilled roasted fermented salted fish immediately as she smashed that you

fish immediately as she smashed that you can really yeah you can really smell it

can really yeah you can really smell it

can really yeah you can really smell it kind of kind of cheesy but yeah this is

kind of kind of cheesy but yeah this is

kind of kind of cheesy but yeah this is this is really gonna be a special treat

this is really gonna be a special treat

this is really gonna be a special treat for dinner tonight because they're

for dinner tonight because they're

for dinner tonight because they're making everything from scratch by hand

making everything from scratch by hand

making everything from scratch by hand even grinding it by hand oh you're gonna

even grinding it by hand oh you're gonna just cook the palm on just heat it okay

just cook the palm on just heat it okay

just cook the palm on just heat it okay is that gonna go into here


I tell you, that has never happened before.

Phoebe : Cassie, are you finding everything okay?

Yeah. Thanks for letting me stay here.

Oh, it's no problem.


Raj finding a large quantity of condoms : - Yes. - She's a hooker, isn't she?

Raj : A prostitute, yes.

- And you already gave her the money? - Yes.

Sheldon : Thank you.

Penny?

Raj : What?

Sheldon : I can't sleep.

Penny : Maybe that's because your hole is still open.

Sheldon : I'm homesick.

Your home is 20 feet from here.

Twenty feet, 20 light years. It doesn't matter.

Sheldon : It's in a galaxy far, far away.

Penny : Damn it.

What do you want me to do?


Beckett : We're going to search that warehouse from top to bottom.

Castle : And we've got a pretty good idea of what we're gonna find in there.

Well, I'll tell you exactly what you'll find.

Patterson : Suitcases with false bottoms for smuggling drugs through Customs.

Patterson : About two kilos of pure Argentinean heroin.

And the best drug-sniffing dogs we've ever had.

Patterson : My name's not Jack Patterson.

Kenny Weizer, U.S. Customs agent.

Patterson : You got any coffee?

Um...

Beckett : So Francisco was training drug-sniffing dogs?

KENNY : His methods were amazing.

Wiser : Personally handled deployment

Wiser : wherever we thought the shipment was coming in.

Castle : Which explains all that travel to those port cities

and the payments and the secrecy.

Wiser : Yeah, sorry about giving you the runaround at the warehouse,

Wiser : but when you're dealing with the cartels, you can't be too careful.

Beckett : So that's why you gave us Kay Cappuccio's name.

Because you thought she bugged Francisco.

Wiser : Yeah, we couldn't really launch an investigation

Wiser : without tipping our hand in the Vasquez operation,

Wiser : so I figured I'd tell you what I know, see where you could get.

Beckett : Vasquez? That's out of Argentina, right?

Beckett : It's a huge heroin smuggling family.

Agent Weizer, what are Francisco's do gs trained to do

Castle : when they smell drugs?


oh my god row up the thing it's not look it's just vacuum that whole section why

it's just vacuum that whole section why

it's just vacuum that whole section why it's guys guys we need to put something

it's guys guys we need to put something

it's guys guys we need to put something in front of it and see if I can sit up

okay so we're gonna make a little shirt

okay so we're gonna make a little shirt

okay so we're gonna make a little shirt rail yes really right oh I'm gonna make

rail yes really right oh I'm gonna make

rail yes really right oh I'm gonna make a little sugar trail for him


oh yeah


Thirteen : I think it's best if we kept things professional.

Vince : Tough to do, now that I've seen

Vince : you rock a leopard-print bikini.

Vince : Congrats, by the way. Up top.

Foreman : You hacked my profile page?


or with a nice walk like if sold out

or with a nice walk like if sold out I'll go for sparkly oh honey girls I've

I'll go for sparkly oh honey girls I've

I'll go for sparkly oh honey girls I've lost if girls club my cuz I'm minutes

lost if girls club my cuz I'm minutes

lost if girls club my cuz I'm minutes about his eyes now the girl is of

about his eyes now the girl is of

about his eyes now the girl is of limited place social boys you can stand

limited place social boys you can stand

limited place social boys you can stand that fast and then don't let the

that fast and then don't let the

that fast and then don't let the cameramen you'll bet

I hate now I done and you're going to

I hate now I done and you're going to

I hate now I done and you're going to put some of this Ernie

put some of this Ernie

put some of this Ernie okay so first I'm gonna do some of this

okay so first I'm gonna do some of this

okay so first I'm gonna do some of this on me


the ultimate Chinese rice noodle roll.

And today we're bringing our guests

for the most plump and satisfying rolls in the restaurant.

So it's an action-packed day today.

We're taking Nikki and Nels down

through the old alleyways of Guangzhou.

And right up ahead we're going into the old streets

for some changfan, rice noodle rolls with pork

and beef


Ted : Always.

Barney : Ten,

Rod : nine, eight...

Marshall : It's a miracle. I didn't get sick.

Marshall : I didn't get sick.

Lily : I know, baby.

Lily : I'm pregnant.


I've tried to apologize.

If I can't do it on the phone, I'll go and do it in person.

Joey : I heard that. Can you put him on?

Joey : Don't come out here.

I support you 100% and I wanna prove that to you in person.

I got that. I forgive you. Don't come out here.

You haven't taken my calls for a week.

I'm totally over it. Friends forever. Don't come out here.


Doctor : Excuse me, Doctor. Not many people would have your courage.

Jordan : Thank you, Dr. Perlmutter.

Hey!

Wilson : Before I start shouting, Foreman says they're looking at Rickettsia.

House : Thanks for the message. Continue.

Wilson : What the hell?

Wilson : You think that little shout out is gonna make me forget

Wilson : that you drugged me, hid my pants, stole my speech?

House : You wanted the paper out there. It's out there.


Hey.

Castle : Too bad we didn't sleep through this, too, huh?

Beckett : I'm just making sure it's still there.

Yeah.

Tory : Beckett, I got it.

Tory : The phone that texted the marshal. The phone was purchased online

Tory : and picked up at the airport at a Flight Tech Express store

Tory : less than half an hour before the flight.

Esposito : Does the store have any cameras?

No, and the cameras in the airport

Tory : don't have a good angle on the register.

Tory : But we don't need video.

Tory : The purchaser used a credit card. We have her name.

Tory : And I checked the manifest. She's on the plane.

Marilyn Singer?


- I think I was taking too big of slurp,

you got to do a medium sized strand, not super wide, right?

- Exactly.

- [Trevor] So it can keep flowing in .


Ted : You can't call dibs on a girl I've been sitting here

Ted : thinking about maybe talking to eventually at some point.

Barney : You never called dibs.

Ted : Dibs were implied.

Barney : Implied dibs?

Barney : You are spitting on the grave of Sir Walter Dibs,

Barney : inventor of the dib. It was 1652...

Barney : The SS Dibs was lost...

Ted : I don't have time for a fake history lesson,

Ted : so I'll keep this simple.

Ted : You go over there and talk to that girl, I will see you in court.

Barney : And who's gonna represent you? Dibs on Marshall!

Ted : - Damn it. - Where is Marshall anyway?

Uncle Marshall and Aunt Lily had recently decided

to take a swing at starting a family.

Tonight was their first at-bat.

Marshall : I'm almost ready to leave.

Let's see the checklist. Candles?


Ross : - You sure this is what you want? - I think it is.

Phoebe : - What's going on? - I got a really incredible job offer.

Joey : - Hey, great! All right! - Good for you!

Rachel : - It's in Paris. - What?

Joey : No, no, no! No, no, no! No, too much is changing, okay?

Joey : First Phoebe getting married. Congratulations.

Joey : And then these two move in to a stupid house in the stupid suburbs.

- Earlier, you said you'd be supportive. - It comes and goes. I wouldn't trust it!

Rachel : You guys, this is really, really important to me.

Rachel : It means a lot if you could try to get onboard.

Phoebe : - Of course we can. Congratulations. - Thank you.

Joey?


Sheldon-bot : Leonard, my door.

Leonard : What about it?

Sheldon-bot : Be a lamb and open it for me.


-l broke my thumb. -Your thumb?


Kevin : Anyway, man, I dug the ape movie, Penny.

Kevin : And I thought you were, like, really great in it.

Howard : Aw.

Wil : You know, I'm in the movie, too.

Yeah, whatever. Penny!

Kevin : Penny, how come you're not in more stuff, man?

Kevin : I'd cast you in a minute.

Penny : Seriously? Oh, yeah, man.

Kevin : I'm actually in pre-production on a movie right now.

Kevin : Way different

Kevin : than anything I've ever done before.

It's called Clerks 3.

Kevin : You should come over

Kevin : and read for a part.

Penny : Oh, my, I would love that.

Leonard : You have a new job.


No, seriously, can you help us?

Chandler : Okay, on three!

- One, two... - Why don't we just go on two?

Chandler : - Why two? - Because it's faster.

I could've counted to three four times without all the two talk.

Joey : - All right, but in the future... - Heavy thing! Not getting lighter!

- One, two... - So we are going with two?


Rachel : ...and nothing could ever happen.

The last thing I wanted to do was freak you out...

Rachel : ...or make you feel uncomfortable.

Rachel : Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.

Phoebe : Oh, my God. Those guys are stealing my car.


Thanks! He'll just have

Wild monkey sex with her five times, max,

And be done with her.

Thanks again.

Mr Druthers : What are you doing?

I just wanted to listen

To a little music, that's all.

Deejay : And this next one's going out to swarley.

All your friends know you miss barney,

But he's gone, and you got to accept that, baby.

And, swarley, you're gonna be a better woman for it.

Here's "I am woman" by helen reddy.

âª I am woman...

Ha-ha! Now I'm a woman. I love it!

You know, I was thinking

About this whole new name thing last night,

And you know what I realized?

I like it.


Beckett : And if he did intervene,

Beckett : maybe he got DNA or trace evidence on him that could lead to our killer.

I may have a lead of my own.

Kevin Ryan : One of the losing contestants just filed this appeal of Francisco's decision,


you can actually feel the texture of the chickpeas

in there, and then even though you see a pool of

olive oil it doesn't feel oily at all.

That hummus is absolutely awesome.

Mm, and that pepper is wonderful, it's oh yeah.

That heat starts to build, that kind of heat that sort of

goes up your nose a little bit.


Amy : We postulate an alternate world that differs from ours

Amy : in one key aspect and then pose questions to each other.

It's fun for ages eight to 80.

Sheldon : Join us.

Sheldon : All right.

Leonard : I like a good brainteaser.

Leonard : Give it a whirl.

You're in luck; this is an easy one.

Sheldon : In a world where mankind is ruled

Sheldon : by a giant intelligent beaver,

Sheldon : what food is no longer consumed?

Leonard : Uh... a BLT where the "B" stands for beaver?

Leonard : I don't know.


speaking in foreign language

Look at this guys.

Beautiful.

Look at those bowls just ready to slurp.

We just got the menu.

Look at this, guys.

There's three levels of flavor :

original, moderate, and rich.

Of course, we're gonna go for the rich flavor.

That is a miso broth,

and there's three different seasoning styles

you can get.

You can get shrimp and miso, shrimp and salt,

or shrimp and soy sauce.

We are gonna get shrimp and miso.


Monica, if you step away, we'll get Chandler and the bridesmaids.

How about just the bridesmaids?

Chandler : I am the groom. I was told it was a big deal.

Phoebe : -It is. -Yeah.

Joey : Oh, my God.

Thank you for that. I can't deal with the stress quite yet.


much for joining me on this cold yet

much for joining me on this cold yet wonderful

wonderful

wonderful we don't little filled day I appreciate

we don't little filled day I appreciate

we don't little filled day I appreciate you so much for watching until we hit

you so much for watching until we hit

you so much for watching until we hit again I'm stuffed and I want some ice

again I'm stuffed and I want some ice

again I'm stuffed and I want some ice cream so wait how big is how big how

cream so wait how big is how big how

cream so wait how big is how big how many scoops is your easier okay

many scoops is your easier okay

many scoops is your easier okay my god I think I'll just take a snowman

my god I think I'll just take a snowman

my god I think I'll just take a snowman yeah next time hmm

yeah next time hmm

yeah next time hmm fruity pebble is really fruity love the


Phoebe : Thank you for coming, everybody! There are cookies in the back.


House : Now that he has the power,

House : he won't be able to resist the temptation to use it.

House : With great power comes great micromanaging.

House : And great vests.

Foreman : I know you're the better diagnostician.

Foreman : I'm not gonna interfere. I'm only hereto help.

Park : Could be transient nitrogen load from a GI bleed.

Chase : Not if the vomiting's persistent.

House : Which we won't know, because the ER put him on antiemetics.

House : Take him off.

Wait. He was puking his guts out.

Foreman : We'd risk aspiration.

Foreman : I'm just disagreeing, not overruling.

House : So glad you're on board. Take him off antiemetics.

House : Do an upper endoscopy to check for bleeds.

Wilson : It could be a bladder infection.

Wilson : We'll run a pregnancy test.

Kayla : I'm not pregnant.

Wilson : Any type of birth control can fail.

Kayla : Not mine.

Wilson : Oh, I'm sorry. You said you were married?

Kayla : Yeah. Happily...

It's okay. Sex can wane in any marriage over time.

Andres : No, no. We've never had sex.

We kiss and cuddle, but neither one of us is interested in sex.

Wilson [covering Surprise] : You're both celibate?


âª Nobody knows âª

âª The trouble I've seen âª

âª Glory, hallelujah. âª

Penny : Something got you down, there, Sheldon?

Sheldon : Leonard kicked me out of my own apartment.


[Music]

[Music]

[Music] oh my god it's so just meet with batter


Maybe next year?

Maybe in a couple years.

Alright we're goin on our first ride.

Mimi's got Finn, uncle's got Ollie

and here we go.

We're goin' on the rocket ship.

We seem to be going on this one a lot.

Okay, okay.

Whoa, okay, this one's really scary.

upbeat music

Ollie you finally get to go on Buzz huh?

And you're goin' with Papa?

Alright you defeat Zerg okay?

Good luck!


come on blurry face there we go dude my

come on blurry face there we go dude my nose is red you guys you tricking me

nose is red you guys you tricking me

nose is red you guys you tricking me okay I've never seen that a lot of you

okay I've never seen that a lot of you

okay I've never seen that a lot of you guys probably already seen this before

guys probably already seen this before

guys probably already seen this before but the rear view mirror on this car is

but the rear view mirror on this car is

but the rear view mirror on this car is not a mirror it's a camera that is a LCD


Amber Volakis : New symptom, new round. This has to be drug related.

"thirteen" : This is how doctors kill patients, by seeing the stereotypes...

Amber Volakis : Drug addicts use drugs is a stereotype?

Amber Volakis : Drugs are bad is a stereotype?

Losers lose is... Malaria.

Lawrence Kutner : He hasn't left the country in years.

"thirteen" : Malaria's relapsing-recurring.

"thirteen" : For all we know, he could have been sick for years.

"thirteen" : It explains not just the DIC and the bleeding, but the tiredness, fever,

"thirteen" : everything we attributed to drugs.

Amber Volakis : Oh, yeah. It's much more likely that this ass punk rocker

Amber Volakis : was exposed to malaria than drugs?

Greg House : If you were always right, then you wouldn't have just been wrong.

Greg House : Or let the patient mainline nicotine.

Greg House : Or ravaged my anatomical model,

Greg House : which Grandma House bought me when I aced my MCATs.

Lawrence Kutner : A pharmaceutical rep left that here on Tuesday.

Greg House : Grandma does some part-time work.

The rep was a 30-something babe.

Greg House : Thank you. I got her hips.

Greg House : Carry it with pride.

Greg House : Manipulative bitch, you're wanted in the loser's circle.

Greg House : Why do you hate drug addicts?

Amber Volakis : Your situation is different.

Amber Volakis : You're taking a necessary prescription...

Greg House : I know. I'm fabulous. And I'm not the patient.

Amber Volakis : I'm not allowed to have a problem with junkies?


slipping I love those half cooked onions they still have a crunch to them and

they still have a crunch to them and

they still have a crunch to them and then it tastes like a kind of like a

then it tastes like a kind of like a

then it tastes like a kind of like a Chinese style stir-fried dish chili

Chinese style stir-fried dish chili

Chinese style stir-fried dish chili sauce time and what I really like is

sauce time and what I really like is

sauce time and what I really like is that that yeah the chili sauce is not

that that yeah the chili sauce is not

that that yeah the chili sauce is not it's not salty so that's just like


Cuddy : he'll probably end up firing you again.

Masters : He's always hired me back.

Cuddy : And he'll continue mocking and insulting you whatever chance he gets.

Masters : It's certainly toughened me up.

Masters : You're trying to get me to say good things about him.

No.

Cuddy : I'm trying to make you make your own decision and leave me alone.

Cuddy : Working with House is great and it sucks, often simultaneously.

Cuddy : Most people can't work in that environment.

Cuddy : Question is, can you?

Masters : Thanks, Dr. Cuddy.


Ted : I think it, you say it.

Mr Druthers : Hey, uh...

Mr Druthers : Thanks for putting me up last night, buddy.

Mr Druthers : Give 'em hell.

Ted : Morning, team.

Ted : So, I have given it some thought,

Ted : And I say we revisit columns.


- Wanna grab a drink right now? - No, I'm kind of tired.

Barney : Absolutely.

Barney : It's a shame, too.

Barney : She was a really great laser tag partner.

Barney : She's tiny, so she's allowed to push kids.


sharp they're small um yeah so if

sharp they're small um yeah so if anybody has any tips on how to deal with

anybody has any tips on how to deal with us some more ways because I could do

us some more ways because I could do

us some more ways because I could do with those goodnight because you're a

with those goodnight because you're a

with those goodnight because you're a cute baby put your little bit vicious

cute baby put your little bit vicious

cute baby put your little bit vicious with that pinching we'd like to stop

with that pinching we'd like to stop

with that pinching we'd like to stop that please Thanks last time

are you want to see yourself give you


Oh and then look at this, then tomatoes go right on top.

Wow, look at the smoke.

Look at the charriness of those tomatoes, incredible.

Thank you.

speaks foreign language

whoa, wow, this is truly incredible

in the streets of Athens and just look

at this beautiful Greek spread.

We've got beef and lamb kebobs over pita,

roast tomatoes, onions, parsley.

Oh, that just looks so beautiful.

And then this here, we've got a chicken souvlaki,

so chicken drizzled in olive oil.

We've got a bit of salad, tomatoes, french fries and lemon

and then of course, moussaka, eggplant

with their special cream, mincemeat.

Oh, that just looks fantastic.

And just look at this meat here.

Beautiful meaty.

Oh, beef and lamb kebobs.

Let's get a piece of that beautiful meat

with a roast tomato right over the coals.

Mm, oh whoa.


Howard : where all the black-market weapon trades go down.

Raj : I don't think my character should be in a place like this.

Raj : Everyone's undressing her with their eyes.

Howard : Maybe if you stop dropping your sword

Howard : and bending over to pick it up.

Leonard : Okay, what exactly are we looking for?

Howard : Redheaded troll, goes by the name of Glumly.

Howard : According to the message boards,

Howard : if you want to move stolen goods

Howard : and it's after school hours, he's your guy.

PRIYA : Leonard, is this going

Priya : to take much longer? I thought we were

Priya : going to spend some time together.

Leonard : Uh, we are. In the meantime,

Leonard : you're welcome to whip up a quick character and join us.

chuckles : Seriously?

Leonard : Well, you have to put in a credit card number,

Leonard : but it's fun.


Wilson : Amber's death is about you.

Wilson : I can't imagine why someone wouldn't want to be your friend.

House : Admit it. You're angry and you're scared of losing me.


Joey : Very sexy. And classy.

-Or you could use mistletoe. -It's not Christmas.

-Spin-the-bottle. -He's not 11.

Emily : Thank you so much for this. It was so thoughtful of you.

You're leaving?

Ross : -We have something we have to get to. -I'm gonna take off too.

You can't leave yet. You have to stay.

We've got the whole big thing planned.

Ross : What big thing?

Spin-the-bottle works like this : I spin the bottle.

Lands on Gunther, so I would have to kiss Gunther.

Ross : All right.

Who wants to go first?

I'll go.


Howard : ...you have to get the head of the decorating committee too?

Leonard : -What are you talking about? -Look, don't play innocent with me.

Howard : I practically invented using fancy lab equipment to seduce women.

Leonard : -Has it ever worked? -Not so far, but that's not the point.

Leonard : Howard, relax. I am not interested in your girlfriend.

Howard : I hope not, because you don't wanna mess with me.

Howard : I'm crazy.

Leonard : I believe you.

SHELDON : Research journal, entry one.

Sheldon : I'm about to embark on one of the great challenges of my scientific career :

Sheldon : teaching Penny physics.

Sheldon : I'm calling it Project Gorilla.

Penny knocking and entering : -Hey, Sheldon. -Come in. Take a seat.

Sheldon : Subject has arrived.


Oh, uh, yeah. I got them on Amazon.

Stuart : Sure. I get it.

Stuart : Why support a friend when you can support a multinational conglomerate...

Stuart : ...that is crushing the life out of that friend?

Leonard : I know, but when I shop online I can do it on the toilet.

Stuart : Have you seen my store? The whole place is a toilet.

- Can we please move this along? - Yeah, sorry.

Leonard : Uh, you come to the end of the tunnel and find a large chest.

Leonard : What do you do? And Howard, do not say, "I feel up the large chest."

Howard : Excuse me, I'm a married man now. I wasn't going to say anything so juvenile.


ever needed to take so much time to kind of regain my ability to speak that is

of regain my ability to speak that is

of regain my ability to speak that is spicy and that's what this place is

spicy and that's what this place is

spicy and that's what this place is known for it this is the only place I've

known for it this is the only place I've ever been to and all the hopup place is

ever been to and all the hopup place is

ever been to and all the hopup place is that way you asked for really really

that way you asked for really really

that way you asked for really really spicy it might burn a hole through your

spicy it might burn a hole through your

spicy it might burn a hole through your stomach this is the basil on pork

stomach this is the basil on pork

stomach this is the basil on pork look at this broth nice and clean looks

look at this broth nice and clean looks

look at this broth nice and clean looks like has ton of Chinese herbs in here


Vince was gonna marry Michael Carcano's sister

Harold : and unite the two families.

Harold : But he never told me that he was gonna propose that night.

Castle : Who is Michael Carcano's sister? What's her name?


Sam : That's a lot of zeroes.

Sam : You sure you're not missing a decimal point?

Woman : And that's the tour.

Woman : Staff meeting's at noon, you'll meet everyone there, but,

Woman : first you need to head down to security. You need to get your picture taken.

Woman : For your ID badge.

Marshall : You sure?

Lily : Positive.

Barney : And there's more. Do you still do that thing where you give people in need

Barney : - clothes for job interviews? - Why?

Barney : Bring 'em in, boys!

Ted : Merry Christmas.

Sam : - Thank you, son. - Son?!

Sam : It's just an expression. I'm still not your dad.


Lily : Rolling down

Lily : Your trembling bosom.

Ted : Lily, didn't we just go through this with bathroom tiles?

Lily : Hey.

Marshall : Shh, don't say my name.

Marshall : Lily can't know it's me.

Marshall : Just pretend you're talking to stella.

Marshall : Be all lovey dovey.

Ted : Hey, stella.

Ted : Sweetie, how's it going?

Marshall : Not good, not good at all.

Ted : Where are you right now?

Marshall : Right downstairs, come find me.

Marshall : Without lily.

Okay, I'll, uh, I'll see you soon.

Marshall : I love you.

Ted : I love you, too.


Marshall, what is everyone's problem with cathy?

Oh, she's a total nightmare, ted, but can we talk about

This later? I'm a minute away from finding out

If I'm gonna be a lawyer or not.


Sheldon : Hey, would you like to hear some songs

Sheldon : I've rewritten to get children interested in the hard sciences?

Howard : Sure. Really?

Howard : Yeah. Well, I like music, I like science,

Howard : I like making fun of Sheldon. Hit it.

âª There was a scientist who had a theory âª

âª And James Clerk Maxwell was his name-o âª

âª J-A-M-E-S âª

âª C-L-E-R-K âª

âª Space M-A-X-W-E-L-L âª

âª A-M-E-S âª

Leonard : Uh, okay, okay. Uh, we-we get it.

Sheldon : Perhaps you'd prefer this one. clears throat

âª The itsy bitsy spider is not an insect at all âª

âª Because it has eight legs âª

âª And two body parts âª

Leonard : That's pretty cool, Sheldon. Thank you.

Do either of you know BeyoncÃ©?

Sheldon : I'd love her to get behind it.

KOOTHRAPPALI : Hey.

Sheldon : Hey. Hey. Hello.

Raj : You guys know the new Discovery class missions


Sheldon : It's a trap.


Ross : You know what? I have my driver's license.

And I have a 20.


Kutner : Maybe it has something to do with that little red dot dancing around down there.

Neil : Oh, my God, the death laser

House : is attacking your legs, you're gonna die.

Thirteen : We're wasting time looking for cancer.

Thirteen : She's still walking around, she's still pretty healthy,

Thirteen : maybe it's something minor.

Kutner : Maybe we're not wasting time.

Kutner : We wouldn't have seen a flat lesion.

House : Skin cancer could have metastasized to the intestines.

Cool.

House : Check for melanomas.


Derek : Really?

Meredith : - How's the trailer? - It's freezing.

You want to eat later? I'll bring something over.

Meredith : - Using me for central heating? - Among others.

Addison : - OK. - All right.

Dell : - Lisa...? - I think something is wrong.

Jim : - She's in pain. - Lisa?

Lisa : Something is not right.

- My God. I think I've wet my pants. - Your water broke. She's in labor.

- It's fast. - I'll call an ambulance. Get Cooper.

Addison : Let the hospital know we're coming.

Addison : Call the chief. I don't want problems when I scrub in.

Pete : Breathe.

Lisa : - I need to push! - Don't push!

Get her to labor and delivery. Jim, check her in.

Carol : Lisa!

- Is she OK? Are they OK? - What happened?

Keith : - Too early. - She's not due for a month.

I guess the stress of you fighting and crowding her,

Addison : declaring yourselves the father didn't help! Move!

Violet : Any word on Lisa and the baby?

Pete : We're still waiting.

Violet : - Therapy sucks. - Said the shrink.

Violet : No, I mean, my particular brand of therapy?

It might, actually, be full of crap.

Violet : People talking about their problems endlessly.

Violet : Telling people to think positively, visualize their destiny.

Pete : - It doesn't work? - I think positively.


the shrimp are that really kind of

the shrimp are that really kind of spongy really kind of bouncy those are

spongy really kind of bouncy those are

spongy really kind of bouncy those are the type of shrimp that you barely even

the type of shrimp that you barely even

the type of shrimp that you barely even need to chew there they're so bouncy

need to chew there they're so bouncy

need to chew there they're so bouncy oh I got some ginger in that bite

and that completes brunch on this

and that completes brunch on this

and that completes brunch on this Bangkok Airways flight we took off they

Bangkok Airways flight we took off they

Bangkok Airways flight we took off they served us the food and I can already

served us the food and I can already

served us the food and I can already feel in my ear so we're starting to go

feel in my ear so we're starting to go

feel in my ear so we're starting to go down thank you very much

down thank you very much

down thank you very much coupling Cobb coupling Cobb welcome to

coupling Cobb coupling Cobb welcome to

coupling Cobb coupling Cobb welcome to the ng end that was one of those flights

the ng end that was one of those flights where you go up and as soon as you're up

where you go up and as soon as you're up at the top you start going down oh

at the top you start going down oh

at the top you start going down oh here's our stroller made it through


House [speaking Mandarin] : I could have you checked into a facility

House [speaking Mandarin] : that exclusively treats mental disorder.

How's that sound?

Ainsley : Whatever's gonna get him better.

Barton : Let's try the medication first.

House : You're hired.

House : You guys are gonna love Doctors Chase and Taub.

House : Keep your Nazi sentiments quiet around the little one.

Park : You got the money? How?

House : Patient's a smart businessman.

But he's destroying thousands of jobs.

House : Jobs are not being destroyed. They're being relocated.

House : The fact that you see that as inherently bad

House : means you're an irrational patriot.

House : To put it another way, a patriot.

Park : Patriotism is natural.

Park : We've always relied on our tribes to keep us safe.

Park : It's helpful for society if its members

Park : have positive feelings about that society.

House : Iranian women? Drag queens in Uganda?

House : Patriotism is nothing but loyalty to real estate.

House : Real estate that's been conquered 800 times by 800 different regimes

House : with 800 different cultures.

House : But each time, it's just the best.

House : I claim this burger in the name of Queen Isabella of Spain.

Adams : I'll go check on the patient.

Adams : I have hepatitis C.


Marshall : That is a shocking revelation

Marshall : That we're just finding out about right now.

Ted : Stella, I'm sorry.

Ted : I shouldn't have told them.

Ted : But they're my best friends. I tell them everything.

Ted : I-I didn't even think about it.

Stella : Ted, that was so personal.

Stella : Plus, now your friends think I'm a freak.

Ted : No, they don't.

Stella : Look, I realize it's weird, okay?

Stella : Not many people go five years without having sex.

13 years?!

Randy : I peaked really young.

Stella : That's why it was difficult for me to tell you.

Stella : But I did tell you because I thought that I could trust you.

You c trust me.

Stella : Obviously, I can't.

Stella : You know, there's always a reason not to sleep with a guy,

Stella : And you just gave me yours.

Wait, did I give you a reason,

Ted : Or were you looking for one?

Why would I be looking for one?


[Music]

we'll get a couple reasons why I came to Hokkaido one was to go to the Winter

Hokkaido one was to go to the Winter

Hokkaido one was to go to the Winter Festival of food-wise I really wanted to

Festival of food-wise I really wanted to cross certain things off my bucket list

cross certain things off my bucket list

cross certain things off my bucket list and one was to eat an entire king crab

and one was to eat an entire king crab

and one was to eat an entire king crab here because the king crab here is

here because the king crab here is

here because the king crab here is supposed to be just incredibly sweet and

supposed to be just incredibly sweet and succulent also I wanted to try the

succulent also I wanted to try the

succulent also I wanted to try the seminal role here because that's

seminal role here because that's

seminal role here because that's supposed to be incredibly different to

supposed to be incredibly different to

supposed to be incredibly different to and because the climate of Hokkaido and

and because the climate of Hokkaido and

and because the climate of Hokkaido and the waters like the seafood here of

the waters like the seafood here of

the waters like the seafood here of course supposed to be some of the best

course supposed to be some of the best

course supposed to be some of the best in the world and that's really what I

in the world and that's really what I

in the world and that's really what I wanted to try I'm going full on seafood

wanted to try I'm going full on seafood

wanted to try I'm going full on seafood I got two crabs cooking a king crab a

I got two crabs cooking a king crab a

I got two crabs cooking a king crab a hairy crab is one of the most

hairy crab is one of the most

hairy crab is one of the most divalicious and you gotta try that in

divalicious and you gotta try that in

divalicious and you gotta try that in Japan and I'll show you why in just a

Japan and I'll show you why in just a

Japan and I'll show you why in just a bit I got a mixie fruit ball I got a

bit I got a mixie fruit ball I got a

bit I got a mixie fruit ball I got a king crab soup I think I'm covering all

king crab soup I think I'm covering all

king crab soup I think I'm covering all my bases here yeah she's my she's my

my bases here yeah she's my she's my

my bases here yeah she's my she's my chef my king crab half of it is cooked

chef my king crab half of it is cooked

chef my king crab half of it is cooked as roasted half of is being boiled me

as roasted half of is being boiled me

as roasted half of is being boiled me look at this monster you gotta be


and then filled with Tsampa which is the,

we already had some today but it was just

the Tibetan roasted barley.

And so, that looks very hardy.

That's like more than just a sausage.

That's an all carb meat intestine roll up all in one.

And then another dish that I haven't tried so far.

Tibetan food that's very popular is sheep lungs,

fried sheep lungs and it's kinda fried down

with some peppers and some onions and kinda like bubbly.

That looks really good.

And some chili sauce to go with it.

Have to begin with that sausage.

Look it, you can just see actually the grains of the barley.

That has some texture to it, some gritty texture,

and then just wrapped up in sheep intestines.

It's almost like bread.


Well, I'd be forced to file a report.

I'd have to consult with the legal department.

Mr. Zelner : And your future at the company would be in jeopardy.

Phoebe : - Well... - Mr. Zelner...


House : I give up. Vinegar compresses four times a day.

House : Any chance I could just leave it at that?

House : No. Pseudomonas folliculitis.

House : It's a skin infection from crowded and contaminated hot tubs,

House : which you obviously use, but not with your husband.

House : Tried to help a sister out.

Foreman : The nuclei were all normal-sized,

Foreman : bone cells are well-differentiated.

Foreman : No dysplasia means no cancer.

Franni : That's good, isn't it?

Foreman : We hope so, although it also means we still have no idea what caused the break.

Foreman : How does it feel?

Doug : It hurts.


Awkward.

Ryan : We ran employees and volunteers. None have priors or records. Hello?

Ryan cont'd : - What's she doing? - Writing an affidavit for a court order.

Castle : That no one is going to sign. Did you see that list of board members?

Castle : Half the judges in town are on it.

Beckett : What am I supposed to do? Just let someone else die?

Castle : Whoa, hey, you seem a little stressed. Hey, you know what you need?

Castle cont'd : A night out on the town.

A what, now? What are those?

Castle : - The gateway to another world. - Castle.

Castle : They hold four fundraisers a year.

Castle : The last one took place a week before the robberies began.

Castle : - No. - It is perfect.

Castle : You don't have to ask who the donors are, because they'll all be there,

Castle : wearing their jewelry.

Esposito : If the employees and volunteers are clean, then our perp...

Skell.

Esposito : ...could be working the party.

Ryan : And we can work the door.

So, it's settled. Pick me up at 8 : 00?

Oh, it's a black-tie event. That's not a problem, is it?


do you want to see the tooth fairy

do you want to see the tooth fairy

do you want to see the tooth fairy you sure you're not gonna be scared oh


in controlling the fire, especially the way he grills it,

roasts it, it's not so much in the fire,

but it's in the rotation, so I mean that's also


[Laughter]


Amy : I can't believe you've been arrested.

Sheldon : I can't believe Penny hasn't.


Bernadette : Isn't that right, Raj?

Raj : Uh, yeah, I mean, her serve was pretty good.

Bernadette : Come on, get in her head.

Bernadette : Be intimidating.

Raj : Okay, uh...

I'm gonna own you, bitch!

Whoa! Hey!

Amy : That's not nice.


Beckett : All five 911 callers said they heard shots near this underpass,

Beckett : so if Luca Tessaro was killed here,

there's gotta be evidence.

Ryan : Assuming he's really our victim.

Esposito : He definitely is. Lanie just texted.

Esposito : Luca Tessaro's in the system

Esposito : and the prelim DNA markers

from the bloody clothes are a match.

Ryan : Now, how did Luca and Eric cross paths in the first place?

Yeah.

Beckett : You guys,

Beckett : I found a slug.

Beckett : Call CSU.

Hey, I found something else.


Ted : What did they find?

Robin : Everything.

Everybody, come and play

Robin : I'm a dirty, dirty girl.

VENTILATEUR GEANT !

Robin : The Federal Reserve Board voted to leave interest...

Robin : They even found the video of me getting attacked by an owl.

Ted : You got attacked by an owl?

Robin : I did not get attacked by an owl.


I.N.R.'s down and his red count is climbing.

Cameron : Means you made the right call.

Cameron : His liver is healing. He's gonna be just fine.

Wilson : You made it a week.

House : And won my prize.

Congratulations. Cuddy's a sucker.

I would've done it for two weeks off.

Wilson : Yeah, it was a piece of cake.

Wilson : You learn anything?

Yeah.

House : I'm an addict.


Marshall : Hi, kara.

So you guys, are like, back together now? Yeah.

Brad : Happened last night.

Brad : Uh, I'm sorry, bro.

Brad : I should have called you.

Marshall : Yeah, you should have.

Brad : Well, I didn't mean to hurt... Don't, brad.

Marshall : Just don't.

âª There was something in the air that night âª


What do you know about Dr. Levine?

CHIEF : Pretty good.

BURKE : Better or worse than Dr. Korsikov?

BAILEY : Wait.

CHIEF : Why are you researching neurosurgeons

when we both know that Derek's better than anybody?

BURKE : I don't want Shepherd.

You blaming this on him?

CHIEF : You know, up until now, I have not yelled.

CHIEF : I have not yelled because you were a guy in trouble and I was supporting you,

- but now? I am yelling! - Chief.

I'm yelling very loudly! I want to retire, Burke!

CHIEF : I want my wife back and I passed the torch to you!

CHIEF : I passed the torch to you and you blew it out!


Spock on screen : Because she feels. I don't.

Spock on screen : All I know is logic.

scoffs : Yeah, right.

turns off TV

Sheldon : You can just shut your feelings off.

Sheldon : There goes television, lying to us again.

Sheldon : We let you

Sheldon : raise our children,

Sheldon : and this is the thanks we get.


every day because otherwise this is kind of

dried up and gross, huh.

- It's so cute seeing it, he's so excited to do

all the little things he has to do for his bearded dragon.

And what's cool about the bearded dragon is it's very simple

to take care of so a lot of the things that need to be done,

Ollie's actually capable of doing now.

Alright Ollie, what are these?

- So this is salad that you put in here.

- So we've got a little bit of romaine and bok choy,

is that what it's called?

- [Bryan] Ollie, can you say that, bok choy?

- No, I can not say that.

- [Bryan] No you can't even try?

Can you say romaine?

- I can't say it.

- [Bryan] Yeah.

Alright, we're gonna get him some more salad this morning.

Oh, by the way, you're sitting on our safe.

So yeah, today we are going to see if we can get

into this bad boy, we're going to go through

some of the comments on our last safe video and see if

we can see what's inside.


wedding congratulations and his brothers older brother wedding you saw a minute

older brother wedding you saw a minute

older brother wedding you saw a minute ago

ago

ago Francesca was just over here he flew in

Francesca was just over here he flew in

Francesca was just over here he flew in everyone's flying in now we're only here

everyone's flying in now we're only here we only brought in Draya because we're

we only brought in Draya because we're

we only brought in Draya because we're basically here for one day one night and


Rachel : Right. Clink.

Michael : Monica told you I was cuter than this, didn't she?

Rachel : No, Michael, it's not you. Sorry. It's just...

Rachel : It's this thing.

It's not as bad as it sounds...

Rachel : ...but this friend of mine is getting a cat with his girlfriend.

Michael : Oh, that does sound...

Rachel : He just started going out with her.

Is this guy an old boyfriend?


Castle : Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. I was working.

Alexis : You were with Beckett.

Yeah.

I thought you said you weren't going back.

Josh : I'm not.

Castle : Look, I'm not. It's just this one case.

Alexis : Yeah, well, there's leftovers in the fridge.


Yes.

Tritter : Smart lie.

Tritter : You figured they'd think there was a reason that you'd been singled out.

Tritter : Like that you'd agreed to testify against House.

Chase : Yeah, I assume that's why you did it.

Tritter : You have a reputation as a bit of an opportunist.

Tritter : You already gave your boss up once from what I heard.

Chase : To save my job.

Chase : He goes down now, I lose my job.

Tritter : You lose your job, you find another one.

Tritter : You get fired,

your chances don't look so hot.

Chase : Why would he fire me?

Tritter : Because you rolled on him.

Chase : I haven't rolled on him.

Tritter : I think you will.

Tritter : And he's gonna think you already did.

Chase : As far as he knows,

Chase : my accounts are frozen just like everyone else's.

In 24 hours, all three of you will have access to your accounts again.

Chase : Why would you do...

Tritter : If I was looking at this as an outsider,

Tritter : I would say

Tritter : it was because Detective Tritter had

Tritter : what appeared to be a very pleasant lunch with Dr. Chase.

TRITTER CHUCKLING

SIGHING

Yeah.

Tritter : The two of them appear to be working together.


competition have you got musical skills

competition have you got musical skills to materials we have the competition of

to materials we have the competition of

to materials we have the competition of all competitions we've been thinking

all competitions we've been thinking

all competitions we've been thinking about this for a while

about this for a while

about this for a while and they've been trying to figure out a


It's like, "Kid, wait a year. Leave home, do some community theater."

I thought, "That's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back."

That scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.

Monica : Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.

Ross : Oh, God.

Ross : We didn't get into Scranton.

Ross : That was, like, our safety zoo.

Ross : They take, like, dogs and cows.

Ross : See, I don't know who this is harder on, me or him.

Phoebe : I'd say that chair's taking the brunt of it.


Chandler : And what may be perceived as high maintenance...

Chandler : is merely attention to detail...

and...

Chandler : generosity of spirit.

Rachel : Wow. You know what? That is the best fake speech I think I've ever heard.

Really? I've heard better.

Monica : Wait, he came up with that himself. Tell them.

I'm out of words. Should I say it again?

Monica : Look, I am not high maintenance!

Monica : I am not. Chandler!

You're a little high maintenance.


three thousand that's insane

three thousand that's insane we can get three thousand out in one day

we can get three thousand out in one day and we just released twenty thousand

and we just released twenty thousand

and we just released twenty thousand spinners how many days is that hippie we


so that's why it still has a small city kinda feel to it.

We are first heading over to the market

where we're gonna begin eating.


robot Amelia wears robot Amelia but let

robot Amelia wears robot Amelia but let me see I haven't even seen yet oh my


Well, Walter and I were sort of wanting to share this one. Just the two of us.

JOE : But I guess if you really want to.

ALEX : Chief, I don't think you really...

CHIEF : They've offered, Karev.

Chief? They want to be alone.

DEREK : Oh.

CHIEF : - So you are... - Uh, chief.


Monica : And I can do anything I want.

Because I am a grownup.


Man : Uh, you, you want to see James Cameron's kidney stone?


flaky very mild flavor I don't feel like this snapper on his own right now has

this snapper on his own right now has

this snapper on his own right now has all that much flavor so maybe a bit of

all that much flavor so maybe a bit of

all that much flavor so maybe a bit of chili sweet soy sauce it definitely

chili sweet soy sauce it definitely

chili sweet soy sauce it definitely needs some help much better although it

needs some help much better although it

needs some help much better although it looks like there's a lot of cheese you

looks like there's a lot of cheese you

looks like there's a lot of cheese you know the flavor on the red snapper is

know the flavor on the red snapper is

know the flavor on the red snapper is very late I think everything is grilled

very late I think everything is grilled

very late I think everything is grilled using the same sauce but at least for

using the same sauce but at least for

using the same sauce but at least for the fish the flavor is not that

the fish the flavor is not that

the fish the flavor is not that pronounced king prawn that's just the

pronounced king prawn that's just the

pronounced king prawn that's just the pure sweet flavor of the prawns that's


Sheldon : And that makes sense.

Sheldon : You'd think after Xbox, there'd be Xbox 2.

But no, next came Xbox 360. Hm?

Sheldon : And now, after 360, comes Xbox One.

Why "One"?

Sheldon : Maybe that's how many seconds of thought they put into naming it.

Amy : Can you get the butter, please?

Sheldon : You know, however, with the Xbox One,


Leonard : And for those of you who were popular in high school,

Leonard : it's over, sorry.

Leonard : Thank you and congratulations.

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where we're gonna try a local street food

that's very common for breakfast like a sandwich.

- [Mark] Obrigado.


something I love in Romania so far is

something I love in Romania so far is just all the you have the heavy cheese's

just all the you have the heavy cheese's the meats but there's always fresh

the meats but there's always fresh

the meats but there's always fresh vegetables as well so the mountain

vegetables as well so the mountain

vegetables as well so the mountain vegetables the green onions the onions

vegetables the green onions the onions

vegetables the green onions the onions the radish the tomatoes and it's just so

the radish the tomatoes and it's just so fresh and like it's it's strong but it's

fresh and like it's it's strong but it's the flavor is amazing there's like a

the flavor is amazing there's like a

the flavor is amazing there's like a peppery taste in that crush but more

peppery taste in that crush but more

peppery taste in that crush but more like a citrusy pepper just one day in

like a citrusy pepper just one day in

like a citrusy pepper just one day in brush-off I'm noticing the importance of

brush-off I'm noticing the importance of the beverage beverages strong beverages

the beverage beverages strong beverages

the beverage beverages strong beverages in Transylvania and this is another

in Transylvania and this is another

in Transylvania and this is another Mountain Transylvania it's a tea a

Mountain Transylvania it's a tea a

Mountain Transylvania it's a tea a specialty of this region tea with rum oh

yeah

yeah

yeah that is more like rum with tea it's


have you shown TC no I think you need to unbox it first

unbox it first

unbox it first you can't just show people is you need

you can't just show people is you need

you can't just show people is you need to show it in all its glory

to show it in all its glory

to show it in all its glory okay so how are you ready for this guys

okay so how are you ready for this guys

okay so how are you ready for this guys are you ready for this oh my goodness

are you ready for this oh my goodness

are you ready for this oh my goodness that is so cool

that is so cool

that is so cool and maybe I'm gonna free my goodness

and maybe I'm gonna free my goodness

and maybe I'm gonna free my goodness this is amazing I could bite your head

this is amazing I could bite your head

this is amazing I could bite your head off this is so cool look at the little

off this is so cool look at the little

off this is so cool look at the little picture

picture

picture wait is that edible yeah oh my goodness

wait is that edible yeah oh my goodness

wait is that edible yeah oh my goodness it's from LG and they made it for Anna

it's from LG and they made it for Anna

it's from LG and they made it for Anna that's the TV LED TV it's their TV that


like that is Groveton already killed his how was it so this is the final version

how was it so this is the final version

how was it so this is the final version of blue apron honestly I'm ever you have

of blue apron honestly I'm ever you have my word on that

my word on that

my word on that we're gonna eat continue she got one you

we're gonna eat continue she got one you get it have you used it no there's a

get it have you used it no there's a

get it have you used it no there's a thing right here what I can't hear you

thing right here what I can't hear you

thing right here what I can't hear you what you can take fall damage

what you can take fall damage

what you can take fall damage Oh Britt's up here playing keep playing

Oh Britt's up here playing keep playing

Oh Britt's up here playing keep playing gang just how high can you go just take

gang just how high can you go just take

gang just how high can you go just take off Wow

off Wow

off Wow okay falling that's pretty awesome

okay falling that's pretty awesome

okay falling that's pretty awesome there's only one jet back in the whole

there's only one jet back in the whole

there's only one jet back in the whole game no no no oh there no I just missed

game no no no oh there no I just missed

game no no no oh there no I just missed it she ran out of fuel right here dude


Bernadette : I was thinking of going to the lecture

Bernadette : on posterior cingulate cortex lesions

Bernadette : in the formation of autobiographical memory.

Amy : Oh, brain lesions are fascinating.

Amy : Unless they're yours, than they're a drag.

Bernadette : To the advancement of science.


- [Matt] Yeah, man.

- That juicy sweetness just overwhelms your tongue.

upbeat reggae music

people chattering

Okay, this is like the body section,

but the body section is just full, full of meat too.


Ray!

Emory : Let's just get out of here, okay?

House : I know what killed your son.

Mickey : You don't get it, do you? I don't care what killed him!

House : It's called Alport syndrome.

House : It's a genetic condition characterized by kidney failure,

House : bronchial myomas, Mees lines and deafness.

Mickey : Idiot, Drew wasn't deaf.


Izzie : You're making really good progress.

Denny : Hey there, Chief. You here for my big moment?

Richard : Yeah, I'm looking forward to it, Denny.

Bailey : Is there something I can do for you, Chief?


to pick up some bread.

And here we are.

- Yeah, we are in the capital of livers and hearts.

- Liver street. - Yeah, liver street.

- But first up,

we're gonna get the bread. - Is the, yeah, bread.

Let's go inside. - Ooh!

- Salam. - Salam.

- Salam. - Salam.

Oh, and this is where it all starts.

bench scraper clangs Look at this skill!

Mr. Taster laughing Look at the skill,

speed! - He's so professional.

Mr. Taster laughs - That's fast!

men chuckle Wow!


House : Death row guy. I want the case.

Cuddy : How do you even know about him?

Cuddy : You don't have access to the hospital's mainframe.


grandma's calcite that's its end their

grandma's calcite that's its end their home property but right in central

home property but right in central

home property but right in central Chiangmai

Chiangmai

Chiangmai right next to the temple and then I have

right next to the temple and then I have been to this place before as well it's

been to this place before as well it's

been to this place before as well it's always delicious it's a friendly place

always delicious it's a friendly place

always delicious it's a friendly place it's a nice open-air place as well

it's a nice open-air place as well

it's a nice open-air place as well here what I typically order in the

here what I typically order in the

here what I typically order in the version that we got is called Cal silic

version that we got is called Cal silic

version that we got is called Cal silic guy which is with chicken

guy which is with chicken

guy which is with chicken okay so bold number two this is Casa

okay so bold number two this is Casa

okay so bold number two this is Casa like wooden Y you can see how just rich

like wooden Y you can see how just rich

like wooden Y you can see how just rich and thick and spiciest that broth that

and thick and spiciest that broth that

and thick and spiciest that broth that curry sauce looks taste the broth yes to

curry sauce looks taste the broth yes to get the the original version of their

get the the original version of their

get the the original version of their taste there's a little bit on the sweet


I guess that's pretty much everything you love, right?

Yeah, pretty much.

Narrator : Kids, a lot of weird, random things

Have happened in my life,

But that car accident is one of the few

That I'd call a miracle, not because of what happened,

But because of what happened next.

Hi.

Hi.

Can I talk to you?


Chase : They have to shut down the magnet to fix it.

MRI is going to be out of commission for at least two weeks.

Oh, it doesn't matter. We obviously can't use it on this patient.

Cameron : No, but there are other doctors in this hospital and other patients.

That helps explains how they can afford all the fancy equipment.

House : I'm sure not pulling my weight.

Foreman : Is doing nothing an option?

Foreman : I'm just saying, maybe the clot will break up on its own.

Foreman : - The giddiness seems to have gone away. - The blindness hasn't.

House : - Echo his heart. - Looking for what?

Cameron : The problem is obviously neurological.

The clots are in his brain. The source of the clots may not be.

House : Do a complete transthoracic echocardiogram.

House : Maybe we get lucky. Maybe the clots are coming from his heart.


Mary Cooper : Thank you for picking me up.

Sheldon : Oh, you're welcome.

Mary : I was speaking to your young lady.

Amy : My pleasure, Mrs. Cooper.

Mary : Oh, please call me Mary.

Amy : Okay, Mary.

Penny : You know, that doesn't work for me,

Sheldon : let's stay with Mrs. Cooper.

Mary : Sheldon, don't be silly.

Wait, what?

Sheldon : That's what I called you till I got to know you better.

Mary : It was so nice of Leonard and Penny to invite me.

Sheldon : Well, actually, I... It sure was.

Mary : I've always had a special place in my heart for Leonard.

Mary : Taking care of my baby all these years.

Sheldon : Excuse me,

I take care of him.

Mary : Sure you do.

Mary : So who else is coming to this shindig?

Amy : Oh, well, the usual gang.

Amy : Penny's family is coming tomorrow.

Sheldon : Yeah, and Leonard's mother's already here.

Mary : Oh, Beverly.

Mary : How nice.

Amy : You've met her, right?

Mary : Yes, I have.


in Jamaica get you you've been so you've been everywhere

been everywhere

been everywhere your little age what do you get in the

your little age what do you get in the


Thirty-four civilian casualties. Six kids.

Foreman : There'll be MPs stationed at every entrance to the second floor,

Foreman : as well as outside his patient room.

House : No. Don't do that.

House : Every time there's people in uniform in the cafeteria, they get served first.

Foreman : Make sure your IDs are clearly visible.

Foreman : I'll speak with the cafeteria staff about showing more disrespect.

20-year-old male. Generalized tonic clonic seizures.

Foreman : Army docs scanned for structural abnormalities.

Foreman : EEG was normal, so was...

House : Do you need me to sign for this?

Foreman : Let me know if you need anything.

Foreman : Like a transfer.

Typhus?

House : Patient has no hair. Probably means no lice.

Leishmaniasis?

Park : No fever. Why couldn't they take care of him at a military hospital?

House : I think because they wanted to annoy you.


- There we go.

This is the last dish we're gonna make, right?

- Yep, yep. So let's go give it to them.

- Breadfruit, oh, look at the sap just pouring out.

- Ugh! - Wow laughs , sticky.


Barney : Another girl I dated...

She gained 20 pounds and tried to kill me with a brick.

Ted : I'm sorry I didn't tell you, but seriously,

Robin : There's nothing going on with me and robin.

Blah-blah : Then why has she been trying to undermine me all night?

Blah-blah : I mean, look at her.

Blah-blah : She's laughing at me right now.

I'm sorry, it's just, you know,

Blah-blah : Lily and marshall's story is so romantic.

Blah-blah : I just wish we had something like that.

Well, their story's not as magical as it seems.

College Marshall : What do you mean?

No, I, I can't, it's, it's kind of a secret.

Blah-blah : Well, how about I tell you a little secret

Blah-blah : About what you might get to do later tonight?


Sheldon : Eh... maybe it's your voice.

Sheldon : I'm gonna see if I can get James Earl Jones to do it in post.

chuckles

Ooh.

Bernadette : Wow.

It's... it's-it's beautiful.

Howard : Actually, it's making me dizzy.

Leonard : Good, it's not just me. chuckles


- Check out Ollie's Star Wars shirt!

- I'm so excited to see Star Wars!

- I know, me too buddy,

I love your shirt.

Look, its got stormtroopers.

It says merry force be with you.

laughing


Beckett : All right.

Castle : Excuse me.

Beckett.

Ryan : It's me.

Ryan : Do you remember that meeting that Richie said he had in a diner last night?

Yeah.

Well, the waitress saw the whole thing.

Ryan : Lot more like a fight.

Ryan : Richie got into a shouting match with another guy.

Beckett : You get a description?

Uh, better than that.

The waitress knew exactly who he was.

Ryan : I'll send you a picture.

Annie : That's Archie Bronstein. The Savannah Hammer.


whoever bars are so hard oh but we put

whoever bars are so hard oh but we put the bed put beds we put the kids to bed

the bed put beds we put the kids to bed

the bed put beds we put the kids to bed early last I sorry later last night an

early last I sorry later last night an

early last I sorry later last night an hour later and it worked for the most

hour later and it worked for the most

hour later and it worked for the most part like Amelia didn't come in until

part like Amelia didn't come in until

part like Amelia didn't come in until after seven which is heavenly and then

after seven which is heavenly and then

after seven which is heavenly and then Eduardo did come into our bed I'm not

Eduardo did come into our bed I'm not

Eduardo did come into our bed I'm not sure what time because I always click

sure what time because I always click

sure what time because I always click through at Jonathan's one who kind of

through at Jonathan's one who kind of

through at Jonathan's one who kind of deals with like I deal with the baby if

deals with like I deal with the baby if

deals with like I deal with the baby if she wakes up and then Jonathan kind of

she wakes up and then Jonathan kind of

she wakes up and then Jonathan kind of deals with the corridor if he wakes up

deals with the corridor if he wakes up

deals with the corridor if he wakes up also because the duardo typically goes

also because the duardo typically goes

also because the duardo typically goes into him and to his side of the bed