House : It's got walls, a floor, and in some places, a roof.

Cate : I am not exposing myself without some reciprocity.

House : It's my apartment. It's not my soul.

House : Living room.

Cate : Slow down.

Huh!

Cate : Lots of books. I'm betting all medical.

House : Only if you count Jenna Jameson's autobiography as a gynecological text.

Cate : Fiction is a waste of time.

Cate : Unless you can laugh at it?

House : I love to laugh. Moving on.

Cate : Back up.

Cate : How bad is the insomnia?

Cate : Let me quantify that.

Cate : Do you drink two or three scotches before passing out in front of the TV?

House : You are so far off.

House : It's bourbon.

Cate : No photos anywhere.

Cate : Family and friends aren't important?

House : Well, you're sick.

House : You have 20 people down the hall, and you've had exactly one visitor.

Cate : I don't want to panic anyone.

House : You don't like people. You hide on that ice cube, so...

Cate : Stop projecting. You're antisocial, so you assume I'm antisocial?

House : How about if I just get naked, and you shut up?

Cate : If I thought I could get you naked, I would have led with that.

Cate : You'd rather show me your soul than your leg.

Great. You got me all figured out.

House : You going to try and fix me now?


Beckett : Who knows, Castle. Maybe she'll kiss it out of him.


House : Note the cheekbones and eye shape.

Taub : They do actually look alike.

I know what you're thinking, "Chase wants to sleep with his mom."

House : But who wouldn't hit that, if that looked like that?

House : - It's a classic case of what Freud called... - Stop.

Foreman : This isn't about Chase's mother.

Chase : You're wrong. What do you mean, he's wrong?

House : It is about your mom? No.

House : So it's about...

Kelly : I'm assuming he thought I'd be a good member of the team.

Kelly : And on that subject, what about Legionnaires'?

Taub said he saw a rattle-y, old air conditioner in the patient's house.

Foreman : I don't care if he saw her licking a petri dish of bacilli.

Foreman : There's no lung involvement.

Kelly : All we know is we don't see it.

Kelly : Dehydration from the fever could hide the pneumonia.

House : Okay. Forget the mom theory.

Now water the patient, treat for Legionnaires'.

Foreman : Hey, Taub. You didn't write up the AC system.

Foreman : Did you mention it to Kelly?

No.

You mentioned it to Chase?

Yeah.

Foreman : Whose idea was Legionnaires'?

Kelly : Dr. Chase's.

House : Well, you get major points for trying to trick me.

House : Unfortunately, you lose them all for failing.

House : Hold that, hold that.

House : See, now you're frowning, you can really see the resemblance.

Chase : Who gives a crap if I prepped her?


Dude!

Barney : You were awesome last night.

You were charming; you were funny.

Barney : You were totally working that girl.

Marshall : You went home with her.

Barney : Yes, I did.

Barney : But she told me

Barney : That if it wasn't for me, you would have had a shot with her,

Barney : So, in hypothetical terms, you scored last night.

Barney : All right!

Barney : Hypothetical high five.

Barney : Nice.

All right. Tonight, we're going to go to the bar...

Barney, no, I am not going out with you ever again.

Come on! I'll, I'll teach you all of my strategies. Oh, really?

My favorite, number seven :

Barney : Create a mystery about yourself.

Barney : That way, they become so intrigued,

Barney : They have to hang out with you all night.

Marshall : Oh, come on, does that really work?

Barney : Maybe it does, and maybe it doesn't.


because it's from his original town and

because it's from his original town and it started off just as a family cheese

it started off just as a family cheese

it started off just as a family cheese business and they've expanded and now

business and they've expanded and now

business and they've expanded and now they have a few outlets around Athens as

they have a few outlets around Athens as well but yeah you will not find better

well but yeah you will not find better

well but yeah you will not find better Greek cheese than that

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T-minus 60 seconds!

It all comes down to this!

Leonard : I've got butterflies.

Sheldon : Don't get soft on me, Hofstadter.

Sheldon : I will slap those glasses right off your face.

Penny : What's going on?

Leonard : Hey. We're about to buy tickets for Comic-Con.

T-minus 45 seconds!

Leonard : They sell out incredibly fast, but as long as one of us gets in....

Sheldon : Good Lord, this is not the time for flirting! Keep it in your pants!

It's a whole lot of weird before coffee.


restaurant but people highly recommend

restaurant but people highly recommend it it looks really good it's a really

it it looks really good it's a really

it it looks really good it's a really big really spacious kitchen we're just

big really spacious kitchen we're just

big really spacious kitchen we're just gonna kind of walk around the kitchen

gonna kind of walk around the kitchen

gonna kind of walk around the kitchen and see some of the seafood that they're

and see some of the seafood that they're preparing this is where they execute all

preparing this is where they execute all the food okay this is this is the pastry

the food okay this is this is the pastry section this is our brand station

section this is our brand station

section this is our brand station smaller courses come from warm starters

smaller courses come from warm starters

smaller courses come from warm starters big fish come from the bigger place of

big fish come from the bigger place of

big fish come from the bigger place of food here and then it all gets plated at

food here and then it all gets plated at the front

and then this is where we this is the

and then this is where we this is the

and then this is where we this is the hotel food right this is the live

hotel food right this is the live

hotel food right this is the live seafood tank sea cucumbers there's some

seafood tank sea cucumbers there's some

seafood tank sea cucumbers there's some shells there's some sea urchins and then


Zack : and Archie's married to Betty in one

Zack : and Veronica in the other.

Zack : Midge is even breaking up with Moose.

Sheldon : No.

Zack : About time, right?

Leonard : Hey.

Leonard : Hey. You guys finally chip in for a bodyguard?

Leonard : Uh, no. Oh, this is Zack.

Leonard : He's a friend of ours.

Leonard : Zack, this is Stuart.

Leonard : He owns the store.

Zack : Wow, lucky you.

Stuart : Yeah, I work 70 hours a week

Stuart : and average $1.65 an hour.

Zack : Sweet.

Stuart : Is that sarcasm?

Howard : No, it's an indictment of the American education system.

The Archies are over here.

Zack : Yippee.

Stuart : So are you guys coming to my New Year's Eve costume party?

Sheldon : Of course.

Sheldon : We're coming as the Justice League of America.

Howard : Switching it up from last year

Howard : when we came as the Justice League of America.

Sheldon : To that point,

Sheldon : it occurs to me that we might have an opportunity

Sheldon : to finally snare Best Group Costume


because it's like really really am

because it's like really really am plan is just go straight down here


Taub : We've gone from too few ideas to too many,

and our patient is running out of time.

House : Why the lack of afterglow?

House : Physio girl not as freaky as you'd hoped?

Taub : I went home with my wife.

Thirteen puffing : After all that? You chickened out.

Taub : I can't hurt Rachel like that.

Sickle cell anemia would've shown on blood tests.

Taub : No flattened intestinal villi rules out celiac...

Seriously?

Our patient is dying, and we can't move past my sex life?

Seriously? You think it'd kill her

if we spent 15 seconds mocking you?

Chase matter-of-factly : Time's up.

Chase matter-of-factly : Normal liver enzymes rules out Hep B and cirrhosis.

Thirteen : Alport and Anti-GBM antibody are both untreatable,

Thirteen : so if she has them, we can't help her.

Chase : And it can't be Henoch-Schonlein purpura.

Chase : No inciting respiratory infection and no rash.

House : I don't care what it's not.

I wanna know what it could be.

Thirteen : Well, everything left on the list.

House examining The List : The list was not created equal.

House examining The List : Neither was man, by the way.

Taub : Hemochromatosis is a possibility. Excess iron builds up,

House : causes problems throughout the body.

Foreman : Weil's Syndrome also affects multiple organ systems.

Foreman : And it wouldn't have been treated

Foreman : by the antibiotic the ER gave her.

Sarcoidosis makes sense, too.

Good. Treat for those three.


Ross : I was hugging her as a friend.

It's not my fault her hair got in my face.

She's got a lot of it, and it smells all... all...

coconutty.

What? It doesn't mean I have feelings for Rachel.

Ross : Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts.

Okay, but be careful. Rachel's not in the same place you are.


He'd roll me over, and I'd stop snoring.

Chandler : Next time you snore, I'm rolling you over!

Joey : I gotta do what I gotta do. You gotta do what you gotta do.

Ross : Hey, guys.

Phoebe : Oh, the Olympics!

-Have you picked a date? -No. Not yet.

Phoebe : I still cannot believe you're engaged.

Because it's so fast. Not because you're a loser.

Ross : Thanks. Has anyone seen Rach?


You feeling good right now? You feel warm inside?


a bit of this breadfruit curry, just a touch.

Oh, Sri Lanka, and my mouth is just on fire.

As soon as you eat this, you feel the spices,

and you feel the love


No, it's just that he kept going up to Scarsdale without saying why.

Emma : - I'm sure it was nothing. - Are you?

Castle : Or could it be that you wanted to confront him?

Castle : And maybe that's why you texted Angelo last night

Castle : and invited him over?

What are you talking about?

Castle : Look at your phone, Emma.


Thirteen : He's Dr. House. He's pleased to meet you.

We've found no trace on any of your imaging,

House : so we need to cut your head open.

House : It's risky, but it's the only way to save your life.


WOMAN : Senator, why do you want to be president?

Bracken : Well, it's simple, Linda.

Bracken : I'm tired.

Bracken : The backroom deals, the corruption, the waste.

Bracken : I'm exhausted, frankly, and I know the American people are, too.

Bracken : Look, this country deserves a leader who won't...

Who...

STAMMERS Who won't fight... Who won't back down from a fight.

Bracken : Who has a proven record of taking on special interests,

and, uh, believes that government can still be a force for good.

Bracken : These are the...


database they'll know what he has when

database they'll know what he has when he goes in so you can pay for his next

he goes in so you can pay for his next

he goes in so you can pay for his next visit and it can be put on a gift

visit and it can be put on a gift

visit and it can be put on a gift voucher and a nice

voucher and a nice

voucher and a nice personal as weapons there so yeah so we

personal as weapons there so yeah so we

personal as weapons there so yeah so we think some pampering would be a really

think some pampering would be a really

think some pampering would be a really nice gift and another gift kind of like

nice gift and another gift kind of like

nice gift and another gift kind of like this is to get them like an experience

this is to get them like an experience

this is to get them like an experience like I was thinking like tickets or

like I was thinking like tickets or

like I was thinking like tickets or something we were actually going to see

something we were actually going to see

something we were actually going to see the Christmas Oris this year because we

the Christmas Oris this year because we

the Christmas Oris this year because we you knew that because we read that book

you knew that because we read that book

you knew that because we read that book like as a family and we've already

like as a family and we've already

like as a family and we've already enjoyed it so we're going to see the

enjoyed it so we're going to see the

enjoyed it so we're going to see the Christmas stories and I have like

Christmas stories and I have like

Christmas stories and I have like another experience for you that tickets

another experience for you that tickets

another experience for you that tickets to a concert or something that they like

to a concert or something that they like like a comedian they find funny or

like a comedian they find funny or

like a comedian they find funny or something that's quite good or like a

something that's quite good or like a

something that's quite good or like a voucher for like 12 hours sleep dream on

voucher for like 12 hours sleep dream on that we have some clothing items the

that we have some clothing items the

that we have some clothing items the first one being pants everyone needs

first one being pants everyone needs

first one being pants everyone needs that at Christmas

that at Christmas

that at Christmas I think pants and socks is always make

I think pants and socks is always make

I think pants and socks is always make them all year-round that's true but

them all year-round that's true but

them all year-round that's true but every Christmas unlike him pants and

every Christmas unlike him pants and

every Christmas unlike him pants and socks it's like a staple and you always


- [Man] It's so nice and juicy.

- Hello.

- [Man] Hello.

- [Man] So that is creamy.

- [Man] Oh yeah.

- Speaks in foreign language .

- [Man] Two kilos of mango.

- Thank you.

She's giving me a sample of the mangosteen right now.

Oh yeah, oh that's just juicy sweet.

This might be one of the more perfect markets

in the entire world.

Not only do they have an unbelievable fresh selection

of crab, and fish, and seafood, but it is just loaded.

This market is loaded with durian right now.

The only thing that I could possibly want right now

after that seafood is durian.

So Gil and I and Ying are all gonna break durian together.

- [Woman] Speaks in foreign language .


and the boys just did the cutest Easter photo shoot ever.

I'm gonna show you these pictures right now

with a little slideshow because it was so adorable

and the kids did so good.

They were able to give us all our pictures today

so we can put 'em in the video

so check out this adorableness that's about to happen.

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-Mon, got any more of those salmon? -You want to eat or play poker?

Ross : -Where are you going? -To the bathroom.

Monica : Want to go to the bathroom or play poker?

Monica : Go to the bathroom.


Wow, the lamb, like it's just melts into that stock.

They add in that lamb stock and the garlic water

and then all the chili and rice.

Try it out.

- Ohhh.

- Oh, mmm, oh wow.

Mmm.

- It's really delicious.

And really hot, isn't it?

- It's spicy, it's seasoned quite strongly.

- Yeah.

- With salt and it's fatty.

- It is fatty, yeah.


like huh I wonder if it even start oh

like huh I wonder if it even start oh there is a spider really scared of

there is a spider really scared of

there is a spider really scared of spiders that's a tiny spider if you get

spiders that's a tiny spider if you get

spiders that's a tiny spider if you get bit maybe you have superpowers dude like

bit maybe you have superpowers dude like despite all passes you guys I'm not a

despite all passes you guys I'm not a

despite all passes you guys I'm not a fan of through peresvet

fan of through peresvet

fan of through peresvet yo I wonder if this is gonna start it's

yo I wonder if this is gonna start it's

yo I wonder if this is gonna start it's been sitting forever

been sitting forever

been sitting forever so where's my key why'd you get that

so where's my key why'd you get that

so where's my key why'd you get that well why wouldn't you get it like when

well why wouldn't you get it like when

well why wouldn't you get it like when your friend says hey I have a bus do you

your friend says hey I have a bus do you want it you definitely take it right

want it you definitely take it right

want it you definitely take it right that's actually raise your head I mean I

that's actually raise your head I mean I paid for it

paid for it

paid for it here we go not even not even a turn like

here we go not even not even a turn like flatlined flatlining yo you want me to


Also, they grow cacao here,

and he just found us some pods.

It smells so good.

You can actually smell the creaminess of it.


Simon : I did not kill her.

Simon : I didn't even know she was dead till the police told me.

Beckett : What was your relationship to the victim?

I met Anabelle at SuperNovaCon, like, five years ago.

Simon : We just clicked.

Simon : Look, at the Con, you can be anyone you wanna be for a few days,

Simon : so we'd hook up.

It was a Same Time, Next Year kind of thing.

Esposito : So how does that square with you leaving her at the bar, crying?

Simon : Okay, something did happen at the party that night, but not with me.

Simon : I gave her the blaster.

Simon : She was thrilled. I left to take a phone call.

Simon : I come back, and there's a guy hassling her.

Beckett : About what?

Simon : I don't know, but he tried to kiss her. She slapped him in the face.

Simon : By the time I got to her, he had already taken off.

Simon : But she's all upset about it, she tells me she needs space.

Simon : So she takes the blaster and leaves.

Simon : So I track her down the next day to see if she's okay,

Simon : and out of nowhere she says that she's done with SuperNovaCon

Simon : and she's done with me.

Simon : So I checked out of my hotel and I left.

Beckett : Can you describe this guy?

Yeah.

Simon : It's the guy she did those webisodes with.

Davis.

Esposito : So it sounds like whatever happened between Davis and Anabelle

Esposito : really did a number on her.

Esposito : All of a sudden, she was ready to ditch Simon and the convention.

Beckett : We talked to Davis. He never mentioned any incident.

Esposito : Which means he's hiding something.

Beckett : Either that or he killed her.

Castle : Hey, tell me, you guys, do you think my hair is thinning?


Bernadette : Can I get your opinion on something that happened at work today?

Penny : -Yeah, sure. -of course.

Bernadette : I did something that will either make me look like a lovable goof

Bernadette : or a horrible monster damned to spend eternity in hell.

Amy : I'm sure it's lovable.

Penny : I'm gonna go with monster. What do you got?

Bernadette : Well, there's this lady in our office who's retiring,

Bernadette : and they were passing around one of those big cards for us to sign...

Bernadette : Okay.


my jacket wow what a dish

as you start to approach the market and

as you start to approach the market and

as you start to approach the market and the historic center just starts to get

the historic center just starts to get

the historic center just starts to get busier and busier people people are

busier and busier people people are

busier and busier people people are selling things people are shopping like

selling things people are shopping like

selling things people are shopping like it's so vibrant it's so colorful it's so


Monica : I am...

Paolo : ... being naked?

That's your decision. Some people prefer to take off


Like when the waiter comes around and asks

If you want any more muffins, and you say, "we're good."

Exactly, and I took that "we're good" to mean

You didn't want any more

Metaphorical relationship muffins.

This is crazy.

Forget about all that.

That was a whole life-changing car accident ago.

I love you.

I don't want to break up.

But you did.

You did want to.

And if you had those feelings once,

Then you're going to have those feelings again,

And you're going to keep on having them.

And I can't count on that car to hit you

Every time you do.

What are you saying?

I'm saying...

You wanted your breakup,

You got it.

What?! Stella, wait!

No, you know what, ted?


Ryan : I'm sorry, sir. Um, this area is off limits.

Mr. Decker : Carolyn is my daughter.

Ryan : I'm very sorry, sir.

Mr. Decker : All she ever tried to do was help people.

Mr. Decker : Why her?

Kev.

Yeah. Any luck on that press pass? Who'd it belong to?

Ryan : No one.

What do you mean "no one"?

Frank : Event security kept extra passes

Frank : on hold for last-minute attendees.

So somehow our shooter got a hold of one.

Ryan : Damn it.

Yeah.

Castle : So, how's Ryan doing? He knows it's not his fault, right?

Well, it happened on his watch.

Beckett : So, for Ryan, it means it's all on him until he finds this guy.

Jim Boyce : Detective Beckett, Jim Boyce, State Party Chair.

Jim Boyce : This whole thing is just terrible.

Jim Boyce : Is there any news?

Beckett : Just that we're doing everything we can to apprehend the suspect.

Boyce : Well, I'm glad that you're the one handling the case.

Beckett : I'm sorry, Mr. Boyce, do we know each other?


House : Go schedule their son for an MRI with contrast right away.


Taub : I'm so sorry. We'll start him on anti-inflammatories.

Taub : If we're lucky, that will slow down the progression.

Melanie : My son has a death sentence,

Melanie : and I can't go in there and be with him because of you.

Cuddy : I'm sorry.

Melanie : You find a homework assignment and decide he's suicidal,

Melanie : make it your own personal mission.

Thirteen : I let my feelings...

Melanie : Oh, don't you dare apologize.

Melanie : Like it could absolve you

Melanie : of what you've done to me, my family.

Melanie : He was fine.

Cuddy : I understand why you're angry.

Cuddy : But this isn't where you belong right now.

Melanie : He won't let us in the room.

Cuddy : He's a teenager, you're his mother.

Cuddy : This is not the time to start listening to him.

Cuddy : Go be with him.


Really? That means he's either embarrassed by the relationship...

Beverley : ...or he doesn't care enough about his mother to tell her he's in one.

Beverley : Either way, one of us should be insulted.

Penny : -Well, let's go find out who. -You go get a taxi.

Beverley : I'm gonna slip my business card into that busboy's back pocket...

Beverley : ...cupping his firm right buttock as I do so.


Adams : Need your signature on this order.

Adams : The Army's leaning on Foreman to make sure this is done by the book.

House : Didn't need an order for his last treatment.

House : His last treatment wasn't a treatment.

House : Forge it.

Adams : I will. From now on.

Adams : But I need the original, so I know what to forge.

Gloria : We were having coffee when the dizziness started.

Wilson : Business meeting?

Mel : Date. Our first.

Mel : We met at the Ninety Eight Cent Store.

Gloria : We were reaching for the same tube of cheese.

Huh!

Brant : I'm sorry. Yeah.

Adams : I need to talk to you.

Wilson : Just about done.

Wilson : Good news. Based on her thrifty shopping habits

Wilson : and taste for artificial dairy,

Wilson : she's clearly not a gold digger.

Wilson : Bad news.

Wilson : Based on his Rhinotillexomania, he is.

A compulsive addiction to nose-picking.

A small out on the inside of the left nostril

Wilson : led to an infection in the cavernous sinus.


You just don't. Look at us right now, not kissing!

Ross : Let me finish, okay? She started kissing me...

and I didn't stop it.

I guess I just wasn't thinking.

Yeah. Let me give you something to think about.


babies can just they'll just jump in and it's it's like the worst thing ever I

it's it's like the worst thing ever I

it's it's like the worst thing ever I know we just got it out for flash he's

know we just got it out for flash he's

know we just got it out for flash he's moving on up he got the Zeus special you

moving on up he got the Zeus special you know why isn't a food order cuz he ate

know why isn't a food order cuz he ate

know why isn't a food order cuz he ate and drank all the street and water plus

and drank all the street and water plus

and drank all the street and water plus he's got a ball over there he's got a

he's got a ball over there he's got a

he's got a ball over there he's got a bucket that he shares a donkey he's got

bucket that he shares a donkey he's got

bucket that he shares a donkey he's got a pond that he's now been drinking out

a pond that he's now been drinking out

a pond that he's now been drinking out of like crazy donkey yo it's getting

of like crazy donkey yo it's getting

of like crazy donkey yo it's getting beautiful out look at this look at this

beautiful out look at this look at this

beautiful out look at this look at this speaking of beautiful

speaking of beautiful

speaking of beautiful [Laughter]

it was just nice and hot out out filler

it was just nice and hot out out filler

it was just nice and hot out out filler pool right now that's so scary oh my

pool right now that's so scary oh my

pool right now that's so scary oh my gosh they do they like toss the baby and

gosh they do they like toss the baby and I could never do that

I could never do that

I could never do that Oh see if she'll wave to you guys say


We're not... Where's my Bat-Signal?

- You have a Bat-Signal? - I did.

Leonard : It was right here.

She must have...

Leonard : Oh, my God, we're living together.

Penny : Really? What was your first clue?


Sheldon : 73 is the 21st prime number.

Sheldon : Its mirror, 37, is the 12th, and its mirror, 21,

Sheldon : is the product of multiplying--

Sheldon : hang on to your hats-- seven and three.

Sheldon : Eh? Eh? Did I lie?

Leonard : We get it.

Leonard : 73 is the Chuck Norris of numbers.

Sheldon : Chuck Norris wishes.

In binary 73 is a palindrome :

"one-zero-zero- one-zero-zero-one"

which backwards is "one-zero- zero-one-zero-zero-one"--

Sheldon : exactly the same.

Sheldon : All Chuck Norris backwards gets you is : "Sirron Kcuhc."

Raj : Just for the record,

when you enter 5,318,008 on a calculator,

upside-down it spells "boobies""

Leonard : Remember when you were wondering

Leonard : why the girls didn't want to eat with us tonight?

Howard : Yeah, I get it now.

Penny : I love your little heart locket, Bernadette.


Come in.


Raj : And not just because

Raj : you work around sea animals.

Raj : That actually sounds interesting,

Raj : and I'd like to learn more about it.

Raj : Hey, you okay?

Howard : Not really.


Ryan : Mallory Whitfield.


Joey : Hey, now!

And I'm bleeding. Okay, great.

Wow! And I'm a vegetarian!

I'm sorry. We'll put some ice on it.

Phoebe : - Put your head back. - All right.

- I can't see. - I have you.

Phoebe : Oh, God!

Which bedroom do you want it in, Ms. Geller?

It's the compulsively neat one by the window.

Gotcha.

Rachel : Hi, Daddy!

This is where they put us?

What, there was no table available in the kitchen?


- Go.

You got it.

Ollie and Missy scream

I got it!

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Woo!

I won!

- [Bryan] How many tickets you got, babe?

- I think I got a lot.

- [Bryan] Oh, cool. laughs

- Look, pizza's not here!

- Aw, man.

- [Bryan] Still not here?

- [Missy] Wait, where's your tooth?

- [Bryan] We just put it on the table.

- Where'd you put it, bud?

- I don't know.

- Did you set it here?

- I don't know.

- [Bryan] Wait, is it down there?

Check down there.

Did it fall?

- No!

- [Bryan] Wait, did we lose your tooth at Chuck E. Cheese?

- I think so.

- [Bryan] The best way to find something

is to retrace your steps, okay.

- [Missy] What game did you play last?

- [Bryan] So let's go everywhere you went.

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some ginger and so much spice

we're adding in so much,

and now it's starting to fill up

we've got almost a half full dagool

giant wok here and this is where we're

gonna see the Guto

we've got buckets full of gin tai row

right here coming right out of this giant box

of meat and that's gonna all go inside the shemnyao wok

okay let's put the meat in right in

the meat goes in that is the most aromatic

part of Shengliao and we're gonna boil

this meat right in you can see it just

gets submerged into that giant pot of

oil and Shengliao and the juices are

gonna infuse in,

and you can just poke it in

oh that meat is submerged

more row

and it's totally filling up with meat now

and another one is coming

we're adding in 400 G


You get a piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce and a T ot!

I mean, it's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease.

Monica : All right. Fine.

Tonight's potatoes will be mashed, with lumps and in the form of Tots.

All right, I'm off to talk to my unborn child.


sexually.


basically an icy creamy tiramisu and a

basically an icy creamy tiramisu and a pistachio my thing is one of the most

pistachio my thing is one of the most

pistachio my thing is one of the most popular flavors it seriously tastes like

popular flavors it seriously tastes like I've been into a handful of pistachio


Cuddy : You have any fever?

House : Not yet.

House : But when it does come,

House : I assume you'll see the pettiness

House : of being mad at me for lying.

Cuddy : Shut up, House.

Wilson : I'll be right back.

Niles : I'm not gonna make it, am I?


Sheldon : Would you like to talk about it?

Leonard : Penny proposed, and I didn't say yes.

Sheldon : -Why not? -That's a good question.

Sheldon : Does that mean the relationship is over?

Penny : I don't know.

Sheldon : Why don't you ask her?

Leonard : Because I'm afraid to know the answer.

Wel... I'm sorry.

Leonard : That's it? You're not gonna make some dumb joke

Leonard : or some inappropriate comment?


Leonard : - Hi. - Hello.

Girl : So, what are you supposed to be?

Leonard : Me?

Sheldon : I'll give you a hint.

Vroom.

Girl : A choo-choo train?

Leonard : Close.

Vroom.

A brain-damaged choo-choo train?


which is one of the icons of the city,

there's old warehouses and shops, and restaurants

and now kind of like souvenir shops along the canal.

So you can just walk along the canal,

there's little museums as well to visit.

Walking through a valley of snow right now.

Not totally sure what we are doing,

but we're just taking a stroll

and that's what lot's of people do in Otaru.

Even when it's freezing cold.

This reminds me of like a bobsled track.

I think you could take a bobsled though here.

upbeat music


sighs I just want to be a robot a robot

sighs I just want to be a robot a robot the other one yoga's long got to show

the other one yoga's long got to show

the other one yoga's long got to show that to LA and this is a little sneak

that to LA and this is a little sneak

that to LA and this is a little sneak peak this Sunday Oh

peak this Sunday Oh

peak this Sunday Oh oh my goodness to be out here so you can

oh my goodness to be out here so you can see there oh you ready then you hide up

see there oh you ready then you hide up

see there oh you ready then you hide up okay now I just wanna be a robot


Howard : would ever have to compete with a guy like that.

Wait a minute, "a girl like me"? What's that mean?

I'm... I...

Bernadette : Are you saying you don't think I'm hot enough

Bernadette : to go out with a guy like Glenn?

Howard : No! No, I'm saying exactly the opposite.

I'm too hot to go out with a guy like Glenn?

Howard : Yeah, let's go with that.

Amy exiting bathroom : Still nothing.

Amy exiting bathroom : Remind me to try again in an hour.

Penny : Will do.

Penny : So...

Amy : girl talk?

Penny : Um, sure.

Penny : What do you got in mind?

Amy : Do you subscribe to the Freudian theory of penis envy?


Isn't that locking the barn door after the horse has put his face

House : between your breasts for an hour and a half?

Cuddy : I'm your boss. You're an employee.

House : I'm not normally into role-playing, but if you want to...

Cuddy : People who get close to you get hurt. That's a fact.

Cuddy : You're also a valued doctor in this hospital. That's another fact.

Cuddy : From now on, we're going to focus on the second fact.

House : So, this isn't you freaking out over last night?

Cuddy : This isn't an emotional decision. I'm just giving you the rules.

Cuddy : You can either accept them or leave.

House : I slept with Cuddy.

House : After she helped me detox from Vicodin.

House : I've been clean for almost 24 hours now.


If so, it was probably someone she knew.

Ryan : Gates are locked on both sides. You need an access code to get in.

Beckett : Is there any security cam footage we can pull?

Ryan : Not back here.

Castle : Ironic, seeing as how she spent her entire life in front of cameras.

BECKETT : Paparazzi was out front last night.

Beckett : Let's see if we can get copies of their photos.

Beckett : Whoever was behind this might've been in that crowd.

Beckett : And no talking to the press, not until we know what's going on.

WOMAN : Where is she?

- Oh, my God, Mandy. Mandy! - ESPOSITO : Ma'am.

Esposito : This is a crime scene. You can't be back here.


active on hers I haven't posted anything yet I will link both of them so we're

yet I will link both of them so we're

yet I will link both of them so we're just gonna stare at the phone put that

just gonna stare at the phone put that

just gonna stare at the phone put that in yeah no I'll just do it I'll do all

in yeah no I'll just do it I'll do all

in yeah no I'll just do it I'll do all four of us we can do this one for just

four of us we can do this one for just

four of us we can do this one for just you okay if you want to see you watch

you okay if you want to see you watch

you okay if you want to see you watch the tickity-tock any tick-tock what are

the tickity-tock any tick-tock what are

the tickity-tock any tick-tock what are you doing I don't want to touch it I

you doing I don't want to touch it I

you doing I don't want to touch it I just had pay and stroll my hands

just had pay and stroll my hands

just had pay and stroll my hands you got your weapon weapon of choice

you got your weapon weapon of choice

you got your weapon weapon of choice sure is going no in the house no touch


Colleen : So that's why you're here? Well, that was stupid.

House : I know.

Mr. Stupid Head at your service.

House : In the principal's office.

The PET scan was negative for sarcoidosis.

House : Great. Means the treatment's already working.

Foreman : It would if we'd actually started the treatment, but we didn't.

Foreman : Because it's not sarcoidosis.

Foreman : He's dying. What's left of his lung

has collapsed and FNA of the mediastinal...

House : What I care about is how he responds to the treatment.

House : Sarcoidosis is a diagnosis of exclusion,

House : which means that the cowards who spend their time excluding what it isn't

House : usually cause their patients to die from what it is.

Zack : I don't get it. Why would you lie about your name?

Sophie : Who cares?

Colleen : What did she write in her journal?

Hourani : Thank you!

House : That is exactly my point. Why does no one ever believe me?

What?

House : Just because he's dying doesn't make it interesting.

Zack : You cheated on her, didn't you?


STEPHANIE [GIGGLING] : Oh, Leonard.

[LEONARD LAUGHING]

[PHONE RINGS]

STEPHANIE : You've reached Dr. Stephanie Barnett. Leave a message.

[PHONE BEEPS]

HOWARD : Hey, it's me again. Howard.

Howard voice : Listen, my cousins from Fort Lauderdale are flying in to meet you...

Howard voice : ...so that means we're gonna have to move the dinner to a restaurant.

MRS. WOLOWITZ [SHOUTING OVER PHONE] : Tell her we're going to the Olive Garden.

Howard's Mother voice : I have a coupon from the paper.

HOWARD : We're not going to the Olive Garden, Ma.

MRS. WOLOWITZ : Oh, Mr. Big-Shot with his Red Lobster.

HOWARD : I'll call you back when we firm up the details.

Howard voice : It's Howard.

- Oh, hey. - Hey.

- New shirts? - Yeah, a couple.

PENNY : Nice. - Thank you.

Penny : So who's the girl?


Ross : I had no idea.

Ross : That pillowcase thing, I thought you were doing The Flying Nun.

Monica : Sometimes we were.

Monica : Come on.

Ross : Help me figure out what to do.


Castle : Yeah, yeah.

Castle : Yeah, I slept with her.

Beckett : Have there been others?

Women? Muses.

No. Why?

I just wanted to see how big the club was, that's all.

Beckett : Hey, guys, what do you got?

Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. First off, there is no club.

Castle : And second, we're off the case, if you recall?

Beckett : We're off their case. I still have a murder to solve.

Where your chief suspect is smack-dab in the middle of a CIA operation.

Beckett : I don't care what he's in the middle of.

Beckett : Thomas Gage killed three people,

Beckett : one of them was in my custody,

Beckett : he locked us in a trunk,

Beckett : and then he sent my cruiser to the bottom of the Hudson.

Castle : Gage is a trained covert operative.

Castle : There's no way you can catch him.

Beckett : Yes, I can. If I figure out where he was going.

Beckett : We find out what Blakely was working on, we find the linchpin.

Beckett : We find the linchpin, we find Gage.

Beckett : Anything on the warehouse?

Ryan : Yeah, right after you guys left,

Ryan : the feds showed up and shut us down.

Esposito : But we did find something on your vic, Nelson Blakely.


You'd gone out a couple times,

Barney : I think she definitely would have had sex with you.

There's no "would" in sex.

You're right, I totally...

Marshall : I'm just no good at this, barney.

Marshall : I'm good at being in a couple.

Marshall : I'm good at being lily's boyfriend.

Marshall : Being single... forget it.

Come on, you can't give up now.

Barney : What if I told you that you could relive that night

Barney : With the exact same conversations,

Barney : The exact same jokes

Barney : Only this time, you get her and I don't.

Marshall : That's not possible.

Barney : Oh, but it is.

Barney : She has... Wait for it...

Barney : Here it comes...

Barney : Almost there...

Barney : An identical twin.


I did wanna show you this, though.

When we went to Alabama,

Katie had these for the kids,

and I thought they were so cute,

and so convenient that I had to buy one for Finn,

and look at him.

It's basically like this little water brush,

and you brush it on here,

and it starts to bring life to the picture,

and like color, and it shows little flowers

that you didn't see before.

Isn't that cute?

gasp

- [Bryan] Pretty.

- [Missy] Wow!

Isn't that cool?


Duncan : Do you have prosciutto?

Wilson : You like prosciutto? I'm weird.

No! No, I like it, too.

Wilson : I've got some in the fridge. How about goat cheese?

Wilson : I love goat cheese.


Foreman : he wouldn't have gotten agitated and punched his wife.

House : Yes, we're back to my supposed diabolical plan

House : to shake your confidence.

House : Let's see if this helps.

House : If you're speaking as a team member,

House : then I'd say you're a moron.

House : 'Cause taking him off the antiemetics

House : gave us crucial diagnostic information.

House : If you're speaking as Dean of Medicine, then I'd say you're a moron.

House : 'Cause your micromanaging kept us from doing a biopsy.

And if we had, the patient would've been anesthetized hours ago

Foreman : Unless one of your index cards actually predicted

Foreman : the guy was gonna punch his wife,

Foreman : everything you're saying is post hoc rationalization.

House : Dr. Park, would you please reach under that chair?

Park : "The patient will punch his wife."

Foreman : You clearly wrote that after the fact.

House : Dr. Adams, would you please reach into my pants?


Oh

Oh that just overwhelms you hmm

that just overwhelms you hmm

that just overwhelms you hmm yeah those chilies are there a little

yeah those chilies are there a little

yeah those chilies are there a little dynamite chilies and with sticky rice

dynamite chilies and with sticky rice

dynamite chilies and with sticky rice that is a marriage in my mouth we also

that is a marriage in my mouth we also

that is a marriage in my mouth we also had to try some other grilled pork which

had to try some other grilled pork which you can see at the front of the

you can see at the front of the

you can see at the front of the restaurant slowly smoking away and they

restaurant slowly smoking away and they

restaurant slowly smoking away and they serve you a number of different sauces

serve you a number of different sauces

serve you a number of different sauces one of them is a nice murky sauce that

one of them is a nice murky sauce that

one of them is a nice murky sauce that looks dangerously flavorful

okay that's what I was expecting from

okay that's what I was expecting from

okay that's what I was expecting from the murkiness of that sauce yes that is

the murkiness of that sauce yes that is

the murkiness of that sauce yes that is just loaded with bile that is awesome

just loaded with bile that is awesome

just loaded with bile that is awesome and this is an herb the buds of the said

and this is an herb the buds of the said ow which also you can oh yeah oh yeah


Leonard : He's been in bed for two days.

Penny : Yeah, probably with a blow-up doll.

Leonard : He's not with a...

Leonard : Does it really matter who or what he's with?

The... The guy is devastated.

Penny : Oh, please. How could I possibly devastate Howard?

Leonard : Okay, don't take this as a criticism...

...but you do kind of have that overexposed-to-gamma-rays thing going on.

Penny : What does that mean?

Leonard : You know. Like, most of the time, you're the easygoing Bruce Banner.

Leonard : But then when you get angry, you kind of turn into like, you know :

[GROWLS]

Penny : I turn into a bear?

Leonard : Seriously? Gamma rays? Bruce Banner?

Leonard : You didn't get The Incredible Hulk from that?

Leonard : Never mind. Just... Please, just go talk to him.

Oh, and say what? That I didn't mean it? Because I meant it.

Leonard : Well, maybe you can go at it from a different angle.

Like, you see a glimmer of goodness in him...

Leonard : ...and you only said what you said because you want to nurture it and make it shine.


egg good morning children

egg good morning children good morning beautiful lovely loving

good morning beautiful lovely loving

good morning beautiful lovely loving happy children what happened what

happy children what happened what

happy children what happened what happened tell father what happened - got

happened tell father what happened - got a one who said to clip up dress with me

a one who said to clip up dress with me

a one who said to clip up dress with me but then she snapped off again your life

but then she snapped off again your life is terrible

is terrible

is terrible it's so hard what what apparently it

it's so hard what what apparently it

it's so hard what what apparently it haha come here

haha come here

haha come here nice let's discuss our problems let's


Get a new stomach lining every week.

House : This is why colchicine poisoning causes all these symptoms, but not all at once.

Mrs. Merrell : But we went to the pharmacy. We saw the pills.

House : Colchicine does its damage in a very specific order.

First of all, there's the pain in the abdomen, the rash, the fever. Isn't that what you got first?

House : Then the kidneys go, which is exactly what happened to...

Mindy : - Brandon. - Right.

Then it screws up your bone marrow, and then neuropathy.

A painful tingling in the fingers and toes.

And what do you suppose happens after that?

Hair loss. The bad news is...

your special boy is doing drugs. No, he's not.


Robin : Do you think he's winning?

Ted : I don't even know if he's playing.

Marshall : Wait, I get it. I understand this game.

Ted : No, you don't.

Marshall : I totally understand the game, theodore.

Marshall : Barney, split your tiles.

Marshall : You can triple your money if you find the jellybean.

Barney : Marshall, please.

Barney : Don't you think I know what I'm...

Barney : My god, you're right.


Wilson : Hey, I'm a man. I don't have time for laundry.

Wilson : I'm saving lives here.

Wilson : No, she doesn't wash them either.

House : So your skin absorbs a little dye, the odd chemical here and there.

House : You know me... Mr. Living On The Edge.

Judging by the self-importance of your strut, you have identified the chemical in question.

- Phosdrin. - Hit 'em with the hydrolase.

Foreman : - Chi's parents said yes, but... - Mighty Mom said no.

Well, she's gonna feel like a million bucks when Chi lives and her son dies.

Send Cameron. She's the only one of you who's managed to talk her into anything.

Not this time. Matt's mom won't make a move until she gets that opinion from the C.D.C.

Wilson : Godot would be faster.


== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man

Amy : You know, with us living together, maybe we could


Leonard : You left with his date.

Leonard : Friends don't do that to each other.

Dr Koothrappali : Oh.

All right, noted.

Sheldon on phone : - Sorry. - "Sorry"? That's all you can say is "sorry"?

Leonard : Take it, Raj. It's more than I've ever gotten.

Sheldon : And may I point out...

Sheldon : ...she wouldn't have asked me to go if you weren't drunk and boring.

Dr Koothrappali : - Drunk? - And boring. Her words.

Dr Koothrappali : I knew it, he moves to America and becomes an alcoholic.

Raj : I'm not an alcoholic.

Dr Koothrappali : Then why were you drunk?

Raj : It was just this one time, Papa, I swear.

Dr Koothrappali : Are you in denial? Do we have to come over and do an intervention?

Mrs Koothrappali : Don't embarrass him in front of his friends.

All right. Carry us outside.

Dr Koothrappali : We want to talk to you in private.

- But, Papa, please... - Now, Rajesh.

Raj to Leonard and Sheldon : I have to go.

DR. KOOTHRAPPALI : Now, listen to me... - At least wait till I get into the hall.


He basically is having some sort of asthmatic episode.

They didn't really give me an exact reason.

I don't think it has to do with the weather,

but it did feel like as soon as we got to Florida

it just, like, flared up.

- It was also a super long travel day, so he was walking

and moving a ton for like 12, 13 hours.

So there was a lot going on,

and then when we got to the beach,

like, there's a lot of walking,

and he's super excited to hang out with his friends,

and he's just like, running and moving a lot,

and, like, running in sand.

- So do you feel like that could have caused it?

- Totally, totally.

I feel like it just been his energy lately,

and like, his physical activity has just been a lot more.


...want to rip that sweater vest right off.

Why don't we move into the bedroom?

Really?

Chandler : Do you not want to?

First I want to take off all my clothes...

Phoebe : ...and have you rub lotion on me.

Chandler : That would be nice.

Chandler : I'll go get the lotion.


Callie : Thank you.

People who hover in doorways...

Are coming from nowhere and are heading nowhere.

- You said that to me a lot growing up. - You hovered in a lot of doorways.

Ellis : Are you planning on coming to talk to me anytime soon?


door closes

Amy : It's not a big deal.

Amy : I run tests like this on undergrads all the time.

Amy : If you fill out some paperwork at the university,

I can get you $5.

I don't want $5.

Penny : I want my dignity.

Amy : So what are we talking, like, ten bucks?

Barry : Thank you. Thanks.

Leonard : Sorry again. No problem.

A-Are you sure you're not him?

Raj : Uh, you can tell us.

Raj : We're scientists, not crazy fanboys.

Nathan Fillion : All right, fine.

Nathan Fillion : I'm him.

Raj : And you're eating alone at a deli.

Raj : I don't buy it-- you're not him.

chuckles

Nathan Fillion : I just wanted to eat my lunch in peace.

Nathan Fillion : But I really am him.

Nathan Fillion : And thank you very much for being a fan.

Nathan Fillion : If you want, uh, let's take a picture.

Howard : That would be great.


It does not get more local than that for Tibetan breakfast.

The simplicity, yet the process and yeah, you can see that.

It's solid because she literally like a towel,

wrings it out with that dough.

Wow!

That Tsampa, it is thick.

It is hardy.

Yeah, it's buttery too.

The cheese just gives like a mild taste to it.

The sugar, because the sugar is so coarse,

you kind of almost crunch on the sugar

but just a light sweetness to balance.

Not very sweet.

Because it's like that uncooked dough,

so it sort of sticks to the roof of your mouth a little bit.

You need to, I think, drink butter tea along with it.

Oh, that's good.

That is a real Tibetan, like highland, high-elevation food,

that's for sure, you can just sense it.

- This, this, this and then we drink.


Lily : Again, just a whole other thing, sweetie.

Lily : Where'd they go?

Lily : Oh, no. They did shots.

sniffs What? What is it?

Lily : What's the worst thing they could possibly drink right now?

Barney : Your place or mi... hiccups

Barney : Your place or mi... hiccups

Barney : Le-Let's go to your place. Mm.


traditional brush of romanian food

traditional brush of romanian food do you have something what you are not

do you have something what you are not

do you have something what you are not eating

eating

eating no you wouldn't eat everything we need

no you wouldn't eat everything we need

no you wouldn't eat everything we need everything okay sure yeah so we just

everything okay sure yeah so we just

everything okay sure yeah so we just ordered a bunch of different dishes

ordered a bunch of different dishes

ordered a bunch of different dishes especially some of the students they

especially some of the students they

especially some of the students they specialize in stews and like things

specialize in stews and like things

specialize in stews and like things cooked in a cauldron here but also

cooked in a cauldron here but also

cooked in a cauldron here but also things from the grill and then we're

things from the grill and then we're

things from the grill and then we're just talking about brush shelf and the

just talking about brush shelf and the

just talking about brush shelf and the city and how it was founded actually by

city and how it was founded actually by

city and how it was founded actually by German Knights who came through here and

German Knights who came through here and so a city actually has a very

so a city actually has a very

so a city actually has a very interesting history we're actually in on

interesting history we're actually in on the border of Transylvania but it has a

the border of Transylvania but it has a

the border of Transylvania but it has a lot of German influence this city so

lot of German influence this city so

lot of German influence this city so this is the lemonade and with sparkling


Kelantan is known to use,

they use coconut milk, they use coconut all over Malaysia.

But in Kelantan, Kelantanese Malay cuisine

is known to use the most coconut milk

and the most coconut in their cuisine

out of all of Malaysia.

So get ready to eat some coconut which is a very good thing

when you visit Kelantan.

speaking foreign language

And again, what made it even better than just the good food,

is the people and the friendliness.

As we were going up the stairs

I saw a lady who was selling

all sorts of different Kelantanese desserts.

There's a couple of very well known desserts I wanna try.

Hello!

I think that's the one right there.

Akok? - Yes.

- [Mark] Akok.

Oh, this one.

- [Vendor] Tahi itik.

You call tahi itik.

- Tahi itik. - Yes.

- [Mark] Okay.

- [Vendor] Tahi itik, jala mas.

- [Mark] Jala mas.

Alright.

- [Vendor] Okay, three only?

- I have three different things, okay.

One of the main Kelantanese desserts

that I wanted to try is called akok.

When you pick it up it's kinda like,


one is a beetroot this one is with okra

one is a beetroot this one is with okra so we're gonna get sweet and sour with

so we're gonna get sweet and sour with

so we're gonna get sweet and sour with okra and then this one is with that this

okra and then this one is with that this is a pumpkin the big giant chunks of

is a pumpkin the big giant chunks of

is a pumpkin the big giant chunks of pumpkin I'm gonna start with the beet

pumpkin I'm gonna start with the beet

pumpkin I'm gonna start with the beet root just because it's so interesting

root just because it's so interesting

root just because it's so interesting and such such a beautiful color put this


cut enough all the salad they make their own french fries they make they make

own french fries they make they make

own french fries they make they make everything from scratch right here they

everything from scratch right here they

everything from scratch right here they start servings

start servings

start servings around noon and then as soon as they

around noon and then as soon as they

around noon and then as soon as they finish they sell out of their food

finish they sell out of their food

finish they sell out of their food that's when they closed is usually

that's when they closed is usually

that's when they closed is usually around 4 : 00 p.m. every day food is gone

around 4 : 00 p.m. every day food is gone this is a really a gem of a restaurant

this is a really a gem of a restaurant

this is a really a gem of a restaurant and a an entire style of cuisine that is

and a an entire style of cuisine that is so rare so hard to find these days and

so rare so hard to find these days and

so rare so hard to find these days and that is some seriously heavy food oh man

that is some seriously heavy food oh man those those semolina balls will just

those those semolina balls will just

those those semolina balls will just like hit you hard ending the meal with a

like hit you hard ending the meal with a cup of tea

and then this is a desert or like a

and then this is a desert or like a

and then this is a desert or like a sweet snack it's a little sesame cookie


- [Missy] Luna, have you seen daddy?

Where is he?

She missed you, huh?

- Yeah

- [Missy] giggles Can you give her loves?


Burke : You look lovely.

Cristina : Thanks.


Joey : I can't even remember what Phoebe looks like!

Chandler : It's been three days.

Okay, you're just homesick.

Chandler : Would you just try to relax and just enjoy yourself?

You're different here too.

You're mean in England!

Chandler : What the hell?

Ross : What's up, Dad?

Mr. Geller : This bill for my half of the wedding. It's insane.

How can it be so much? The reception's at their house.

Mr. Geller : Flowers, liquor. Re-carpet first floor?

Mr. Geller : New guest bath, landscaping.

Mr. Geller : I'm paying to remodel this guy's house.

I'm gonna give that son of a bitch a piece of my mind.

Please.

Ross : I don't want anything to upset Emily tonight.

Ross : She's had a hard enough couple of days as it is.

Here. Let me go talk to him.

Mr. Geller : You tell him no one takes advantage of the Gellers.


Letâs go eat

Iâve been looking forward to this for so long

Guilin mifen

The guilin mifen is an unbelievably delicious dish that locals line up in their hunger for the best bowl for

You know youâve found a good guilin mifen when everyone is slurping and not talking

Itâs made of fresh plain rice noodles

And a signature fried crispy fatty pork

With peanuts, pork fat, and a smooth aromatic slow boiled gravy

Awesome

There is a few extra toppings here

Green onions

Pickled long beans


yeah oh I forgot to tell you there's

yeah oh I forgot to tell you there's

yeah oh I forgot to tell you there's some there's some bluebird some chunks

some there's some bluebird some chunks

some there's some bluebird some chunks of liver inside

of liver inside

of liver inside [Music]

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unbelievably good and indifferent and

unbelievably good and indifferent and that's just like cool and refreshing

that's just like cool and refreshing

that's just like cool and refreshing that is outstanding you get the crunch

that is outstanding you get the crunch

that is outstanding you get the crunch of the peanuts you get the the

of the peanuts you get the the

of the peanuts you get the the refreshing aspect of the mint you get

refreshing aspect of the mint you get

refreshing aspect of the mint you get those crispy shallots in there and the

those crispy shallots in there and the

those crispy shallots in there and the blood the blood is honestly it's not

blood the blood is honestly it's not

blood the blood is honestly it's not irony at all it tastes like it tastes

irony at all it tastes like it tastes

irony at all it tastes like it tastes like milk it really is cool and

like milk it really is cool and

like milk it really is cool and refreshing that is awesome and then you

refreshing that is awesome and then you

refreshing that is awesome and then you get that that jolt of that chili Wow wow

get that that jolt of that chili Wow wow that's that's a new experience


Oh mouthful of Delft I've been loving

Oh mouthful of Delft I've been loving the Dylan who's back cuisine and then

the Dylan who's back cuisine and then

the Dylan who's back cuisine and then finally the suit wow that's some liquid

finally the suit wow that's some liquid

finally the suit wow that's some liquid lamb one of the Stooges chick peas

lamb one of the Stooges chick peas

lamb one of the Stooges chick peas chickpeas go

they're so silky sock like unbelievably

they're so silky sock like unbelievably

they're so silky sock like unbelievably soft yeah that's like milky which is

soft yeah that's like milky which is

soft yeah that's like milky which is really nice you had okay and final thing

really nice you had okay and final thing here is like homemade I think yogurt

here is like homemade I think yogurt

here is like homemade I think yogurt it's so thick as the crews showed you

it's so thick as the crews showed you

it's so thick as the crews showed you can actually it's like that the what is


Sophia : He was in the bath.

Sophia : I could hear him laughing.

Every time they'd look at me, it's like I killed him again.

House : If you don't take your parents' bone marrow,

House : you'll be killing their other child.

House : If they don't hate you now, they will then.

Sophia : I don't care.

House : Sure you do.

House : You want someone to tell you that it was just an accident, that it's not that bad.

House : Well, it is that bad, and you know it.

House : There's nothing you can do to change that,

House : but there is one thing you can do to not make it worse.


So long as I understand the money should not be construed..

Rachel : as a down payment on this or any other child.


Penny : Yes. All over the country.

My mother helped put away over a dozen people

in the last 10 years.

So, here's the list all the people that Penny Marchand claims

Beckett : her mom helped to convict.

Beckett : Let's see if any of them are out of jail and still holding a grudge.

Ryan : On it. Vivien's one o'clock Monday clients are here.

They say they got a good look at the dark-haired guy who was in her office.

Their names are Paula and Marina Casillas.

Casillas. It's a good name.

Castle : Hard to possessive pluralize, though.

The Casillas-es-es car has broken down.

Castle : So they will be late for the symphony.

The Casillas-es-es... Casillas-es-es.

They're waiting for you in the lounge.

All right. Thanks.

Marina Casillas : Usually we're her last clients on Monday.

Marina Casillas : But when we left, there was a man there, waiting for Vivien.

Marina Casillas : She seemed surprised to see him, like he wasn't expected.

Marina Casillas : Oh, and he seemed upset. I could tell.

Beckett : Could you describe him?


There is going to be so much good food to try

After that delicious street lunch

We took a taxi around

And found another random hole in the wall for dinner

To have an early dinner and allow extra hunger room for the next day of feasting in Xining

So we just took a taxi

And stopped here at this beautiful mosque

Letâs cross the street


Wilson : For the record,

Wilson : I'm uncomfortable violating a dead colleague's dignity.

House : It's only violating if we find something.

House : Good to see you.

Chase : What are we looking for?

House : He was hiding.

Why?

Wilson : Shame? Fear? Are you okay?

Charlotte : It's okay not to be okay.

House : "Colonial Warrior Blaster. Number 101."


A boy : Economics?

No. No, no. Don't laugh.

Ted : He's not... he's not entirely wrong.

Ted : An architect must be economical

Ted : in his use of space,

Ted : so, well done.

Looks like somone's building

towards an A, huh?

Marshall : "We're seeing where things are going."

I'll tell you where things aren't going...

Lily : out of that bedroom.

Lily : Not good enough.

Marshall : Not good enough!

Ted 2030 : You...

Ted : why do you want to be an architect?


I think that this is the top what the

I think that this is the top what the diff does not union but then they also

diff does not union but then they also

diff does not union but then they also came I think with this plate of can we

came I think with this plate of can we

came I think with this plate of can we fight pineapple I think it's so

fight pineapple I think it's so

fight pineapple I think it's so beautiful

beautiful

beautiful it's employed so beautifully think about

it's employed so beautifully think about seeing me Aneesa all

seeing me Aneesa all

seeing me Aneesa all shaking come to Papa

shaking come to Papa

shaking come to Papa oh okay and here just come over and she

oh okay and here just come over and she

oh okay and here just come over and she said that we I need to stir up the stock

said that we I need to stir up the stock all there is underneath from very young

all there is underneath from very young

all there is underneath from very young or something and I'm going for a nice


Ross : And they knew about it?

Okay, Ross, what is this really about?

Ross : This is my home and I want to be able to come and go when I want.

Phoebe : I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments.

I don't know what the big deal is.

I don't want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment...

Ross : ...when I want to kick back with a puzzle... Beer, cold beer.

Hey, Joey. What are you doing?


Burke : She doesn't seem to think so.

It's pathetic.

Meredith : - Hey. - Hey.

Callie : - You're all alone. Where's your family? - Eating. They like to eat.

Callie : - You're pacing. - Yeah.

Cristina : It's just... He's been in surgery for awhile.

Callie : - They're being thorough. - Or there are complications.

Somebody would've told you if there were complications.

- It's OK to be scared. - I'm not scared.

Callie : I'm just saying if you are, you can talk to me.

George : - I'm not scared. - You sure about that?

George : - OK, now I'm scared of you. - Damn it.

- I was staring you down. - Staring me down?

Callie : - It worked on Shepherd. - Seriously?

Wait, wait. Let me try it again.

Burke : - No, it's not. - No?

George : I'm still scared.


We won't be able to get a pinball machine.

I mean, unless we put some books

Under two of the legs or something.

But then what if we want to read those books?

This is a nightmare.

We can't raise our kids here.

They'll grow up slanted.

If we have a daughter, we'll have to call her eileen.

I don't think we can live here, marshall.


Wilson : He admitted he's addicted to the narcotics.


He already couldn't afford his insurance.

House : And that little piece of business cost me $700.

House : I'm gonna pass it on to the patient with a steep mark-up.

Foreman : This makes no sense.

House : I know.

House : She's dead, unless we can find what's cancer, but not cancer.

House : Something's missing.

House : I need an epiphany.

House : What are you billing out at? $300 an hour? Here's $400.

Wilson : There are other oncologists.

House : Better oncologists. But I need you.

House : Let me describe the symptoms, problems, issues,

House : and you say whatever you feel like saying

until something triggers an idea in my head.

Wilson : That's not the way it works.

House : You have a way of thinking about things.

House : It's sloppy, it's undisciplined, it's not very linear,

House : it complements mine, drives me down avenues I wouldn't otherwise...

Wilson : House, please go away.

Cancer, but not cancer,

House : responds to cancer treatment, but there's no...


JOSH : This bracelet looks good on you. It's not diamonds.

DOOR CLOSES

Beckett : Hey, Castle.

Josh : I'll see you after rounds.


yeah remember it where I used to be

yeah remember it where I used to be obsessed with Francesca I didn't mean


there are so many different sauces going on there's a green chili sauce there's a

on there's a green chili sauce there's a red chili sauce there's like a dipping

red chili sauce there's like a dipping

red chili sauce there's like a dipping salt there's a brown which looks like

salt there's a brown which looks like

salt there's a brown which looks like tamarind sauce I got to begin with the

tamarind sauce I got to begin with the

tamarind sauce I got to begin with the oysters if ever you order a meal with

oysters if ever you order a meal with

oysters if ever you order a meal with oysters that is what you have to begin

oysters that is what you have to begin

oysters that is what you have to begin with

with

with I ordered both fresh oysters raw oysters

I ordered both fresh oysters raw oysters and grilled oysters and for the

and grilled oysters and for the

and grilled oysters and for the grilled oysters they put them on the

grilled oysters they put them on the

grilled oysters they put them on the grill and then he added on some sauce

grill and then he added on some sauce

grill and then he added on some sauce which might have been one of these

which might have been one of these

which might have been one of these seafood chili sauces and then he grilled

seafood chili sauces and then he grilled it and then he turned it over so you can

it and then he turned it over so you can see it has like a brown grilled edge so

see it has like a brown grilled edge so

see it has like a brown grilled edge so that even that soft grilled on it's like

that even that soft grilled on it's like stuck to the oyster

I'll just melt-in-your-mouth moister you can ate the garlic me chilling thoughts


Thirteen : And it doesn't cause cracked lips in other people.

House : Lack of spit makes her mouth a breeding ground for a fungus like Candida.

Her asthma inhaler did the same for you,

House : wiped out your mouth's immune system.

Spencer : So, she's got what I've got.

House : Just the opportunistic infection, not the underlying condition.

House : Another life saved by girl-on-girl action.

Spencer : I'm gonna be okay?

Thirteen : You're gonna be okay.

House : Methylprednisolone to get the SjÃ¶gren's under control,

House : and some artificial tears to maximize the visual impact of this moment.


There it is.

There it is, look at that.

That's the whole lamb.

Oh my goodness.

- Look at that.

- And the chicken.

- And the chicken, yeah.

- The VIP chicken.

- VIP chicken laughs .

- And there it is.

The Tanorche lamb.

Isn't that beautiful?

You can see the rice bulging from it.

Not only that, we've got the chicken platter.

And we got this traditional Balochi style setting.

And here we are.

- That's rice.

- We got the rice.


Ryan : We will.


Bathroom's down the hall if you're shy.

Hey,

NYPD.

Esposito : We have some questions about Derek Brookner.

Lloyd Saunders : My mistake. We're doing open auditions today.

Ryan : I can assure you, this would fit.


House : Can you do an Australian accent?

Bobby : I just got the call.

Bobby : Three-year deal, 2.1 million.

Taub : What about the flooded backyard and pretending to be Lemieux'?

Bobby : That's why I took it.

Bobby : After all I did to get here,

Bobby : half a dream is better than nothing.

Bobby : Maybe my new coach will see what my Juniors coach didn't.

Taub : That'd be nice.


[Music]

[Music]

[Music] Oh

like all got so puffy

like all got so puffy

like all got so puffy I can't breathe I think about escaping

I can't breathe I think about escaping

I can't breathe I think about escaping right now walk he's not driving with a

right now walk he's not driving with a

right now walk he's not driving with a provider that's pretty crazy right bitch

provider that's pretty crazy right bitch Bridget I'm so dirty

Bridget I'm so dirty

Bridget I'm so dirty hey country remember that vlog if you

hey country remember that vlog if you

hey country remember that vlog if you did ago you took a bike in the pond or

did ago you took a bike in the pond or

did ago you took a bike in the pond or something yeah you did

something yeah you did

something yeah you did Molly no I had to rescue a kid you did

Molly no I had to rescue a kid you did

Molly no I had to rescue a kid you did okay anyway this boot from a whole D

okay anyway this boot from a whole D

okay anyway this boot from a whole D we're better take a bus in the pod you

we're better take a bus in the pod you

we're better take a bus in the pod you don't say yeah yeah oh my god dude are

don't say yeah yeah oh my god dude are

don't say yeah yeah oh my god dude are we going in ever real are you submitted

we going in ever real are you submitted

we going in ever real are you submitted oh my god I got my phone I had like

oh my god I got my phone I had like

oh my god I got my phone I had like Johnny huh oh my god no


she is an amazing cook. Casimira laughs

She's the main cook here, she's so friendly.

She is, she is taking care of us,

and the dish is almost ready.

It's unbelievably fragrant.

I am ecstatic to try it.

food bubbling

Another dish that I just smelled over here, bubbling away,

this is a preserved like, like, smoked meat.

It smells so good, and I can almost,

I think there must be like, some sugar in there.

The sauce looks almost like caramely.

speaking in foreign language

- [Guilherme] And you just slice off a piece with a fork.


actually eat as much as normal cuz I

actually eat as much as normal cuz I just wasn't feeling very well

just wasn't feeling very well

just wasn't feeling very well and but now my appetites back so I'm


Dude. They're delicious!

Man : Excuse me. Join me in a shot?


Wow! Wow! Thank you.

Aw! This is exciting!

Yeah. There it is!

Lily : Our new home.

Marshall : Shall we?

Lily : We shall.


Robin : When we were dating,

Robin : did I make you feel needed?

Barney : No, I didn't feel like you needed me at all.

Robin : That's what I thought.


Sheldon : Would you like to play one?

Leonard : - No. - Oh, come on, it's fun.

Whoo! Another bump.


Robin : thank you for, um, not using a first name in that story.

Ted : Barney, this is about the building.

Barney : Come on. This is so about the girl.

Ted : Okay, fine. It's about the girl!

Ted : I am doing this for Zoey!

Ted : I'm in love with her.

Ted : Look, I know it's early, but there's a very good chance

Ted : Zoey might be the mother of my children.

Ted : So, in addition to doing this for John Clifford Larrabee,

Ted : I'm also doing this for Luke and Leia.

Lily : Wait. She's gonna let you name your kids Luke and Leia?


Ross : I don't want to.

The only enjoyable moment...

...was when the king has been hanged and he can speak no more.


and the bread go there for the bread

and the bread go there for the bread okay next up White Rabbit we got a


Sheldon : Do they know it's there?

Um, sh-should I tell somebody?

Amy : It's there on purpose.

Amy : It's refreshing.

Sheldon : Interesting.

Sheldon : The world's most boring liquid

Sheldon : and the world's most boring vegetable.

Sheldon : But you put 'em together, and bleh.


Raj : So, I did a little research on what

Raj : the conditions are like in the mines,

Raj : and the guys might be right--


If it were my case,

I'd take a hard look at Vulcan Simmons.


Izzie : I've been thinking about you a lot too.

Meredith : Where are we?

Derek : Shh, shh. I'm gonna tell you.

Derek : All right.

Derek : My mother's maiden name, Maloney.

Derek : I have four sisters.

Derek : I have, uh, nine nieces.


- Okay, let's have a lontong.


Leonard : - Maybe. - Come on.

Penny : Yeah, okay, no.

Bernadette : Do you think you'll sleep with him tonight?

Absolutely not. We're just gonna have dinner and, you know, see how it goes.

Amy : If he were dying, would you sleep with him?

Penny : What? - Assuming he were dying...

Amy : ...of something that couldn't be sexually transmitted.

Sheldon : You know, Iike a spear wound to the head.

Penny : Okay, he is not dying.

Amy : How do you know? Are you a doctor?

Bernadette : You can make-believe though.

Bernadette : Sometimes Howard and I pretend that his arrhythmia is acting up...

Bernadette : ...and I'm a sexy cardiologist...

Bernadette : ...and the naughty part is I'm not in his HMO network.

Penny : Screw it. I'm not gonna make a big deal out of this. It's just dinner.


Lily : It was such an awful summer.

Lily : I just wanted to get back here and see him.

Ted : But I thought your summer was great.

Lily : Not exactly.

Woman : Oh, my god.

Man : This is your best work?

Man : In all my years teaching,

Man : I've never seen anything so needless.

Man : To say this is... Art...


Beckett : Fear of exposure would be a strong motive to kill.

Castle : I wonder what attracted her to all of this?

Beckett : Well, according to her thesis proposal, she became interested in S&M

Beckett : after witnessing a dysfunctional relationship up close.

Beckett : Apparently, her dissertation compares

"the overt expressions of dominance in the dungeon

"to more subtle expressions in real world relationships,

"like who drives."

Castle : Hey, I would drive if you would let me!

Castle : That actually didn't prove my point like I thought it would.

Beckett : You know, it says here that Mistress Venom works in a bondage club

Beckett : somewhere in Dungeon Alley, but it doesn't say which one.

Beckett : Dungeon Alley.

Beckett : It's an area between Chelsea and Midtown.

Beckett : There's a whole slew of fetish clubs there.


Alexis : Yeah. Me, too. You know, you didn't have to wait up.


Marshall : Yeah, but you know what? He took a big step today...

Barney : Look at us!

Barney : It's like three of the same guy.

Barney : My God, this explains why I was always so awesome at basketball.

Barney : Guys, I'm black!

Barney : Sorry. African-American.

Barney : I'm allowed to say either.

I gotta go get my camera!


Penny : Well, since Amy's going, do you want me there, you know, to support you?

Oh. That's nice, but it's just gonna be a room full of boring old men.

Leonard : I'm not sure how much help you'd be.

Penny : Okay. I'm just gonna tie my shoe while you think about that. Ahem.

Leonard : Oh, yeah. No, thanks. That would be great help.

Leonard : - You realize you might kill some of them. - Then you all can get tenure.

Raj : Come on, Daddy. All the other scientists have seat warmers.

Raj : This is so humiliating. I've got to get tenure.


Rachel : Because a car backfired?

Ross : Okay. Why are you here?

Rachel : I don't know how this fits into your whole "seizing" thing...

Rachel : ...but Emily called you today.

Ross : -You talked to her? -She left a message.

But it kind of got erased.

I mean, there's something wrong with your machine.

Ross : What did she say?

Rachel : Something about having second thoughts about the wedding...

Rachel : ...and did you guys make a mistake breaking up?

Rachel : And she wants you to call her.

Wow.

Rachel : That was a good thing that I told you, right?

Ross : Yeah. Yes. Of course.

Rachel : Okay, thank you. Thank you. Because

I'm gonna go tell Monica I was right.

Because she didn't want

Not important. Point is, I was right. Your decision.


House : to a battery of dangerous and invasive tests to avoid being bored.

House : Okay, maybe I would do that. But I'm not.

House : If it turns out she's got meningitis,

you're right, you win; but if we go back downstairs and she dies...

House : Your face will be so red.

Cuddy : You have one hour.

House : Get a lumbar puncture. Some brain infections can be pretty clever at hide-and-seek.

I'll get on her blood work. No, you won't.


House : That would mess with my bowling league.

Wilson : Aside from yelling at him to get back to his room,

I've never spoken to your patient.

Chase : MRI shows an abnormal area.

Chase : Tuberous sclerosis.

Foreman : - It's the right neighborhood. - Accounts for all the symptoms.

House : - All of them. - Leading cortical tuber's identifiable.

Foreman : - We can do this surgically. - Tell our patient, "Congratulations."

House : Soon his chats with God will be a thing of the past.

House : Tie goes to the mortal.

Wilson : Did you know the Catholic Church keeps a doctor at Lourdes?

Wilson : He hears the same thing every day.

Wilson : But, out of the thousands of cases of people who have claimed to feel better,

Wilson : the Catholic Church has only recognized a handful as miracles.

Grace : But they do recognize a handful.

Wilson : Well, they're a church. It's what they do.

Grace : Look. For the past couple of years,

Grace : the world's been getting smaller.

Eight months, six months...

Grace : I watch a trailer for a movie and I think,

"Am I gonna be here when that comes out?"


Bernadette : Let me see the sonogram again.

Bernadette : Oh, yeah, that's a good-looking baby for a little gray blob.

Howard : Yeah, we could name him Blobert.

Bernadette : What if it's a girl?

Howard : Bloberta.

Or Blobbi with an "I."

Bernadette : Are we being silly not finding out the sex?

Howard : Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing.

Sheldon : If you want, you can find out right now.

- Mm. - Hmm.

Bernadette : The doctor's gone for the day, so it doesn't matter.

Raj : Well, somebody else knows

Raj : because they saw it in the folder.

Bernadette : You looked in our folder?!

Raj : It was an accident.

Raj : The doctor left the folder out on her desk.

Raj : It's not my fault I opened it and looked.

Howard : So you know the sex of our baby, and we don't?!


...and a Van Halen CD.

Ross : I can use all these things!

Charlie : Gosh, Ross, you know, you seem a little-

Ross : What? Fine? Because I am.

Ross : Aren't you? Aren't you? Aren't-? You see?

Ross : Who else is fine?

Rachel : Come on.

Listen. Why don't you try to relax. Maybe have a drink.

Rachel : You know what, that is a very good idea.

Ross : I'm gonna go make a pitcher of margaritas.

Phoebe : Oh, God.

Phoebe : So adorable.

Phoebe : Look at them, sleeping there like angels.

Frank Jr. : Yeah, I really cherish these moments...

...because before you know it, they're gonna be awake again.

Well, they may be a handfuI...

Phoebe : - ... but they're so cute. - Yeah.

Oh, God, last time I babysat them, they did the funniest thing.

Frank Jr. : I haven't slept in four years.


There is new vendors here every time I come

Oh yeah, look at that

Hongyou, with the lotus root, peanuts, and the freshly sliced chilies and seaweed

And I got a tasty chicken feet treat on the bottom


thing my taste Jen about that shoe

thing my taste Jen about that shoe how how will be or even the closest

how how will be or even the closest

how how will be or even the closest thing to Japanese wagon this is probably

thing to Japanese wagon this is probably the most marbled piece of beef I could

the most marbled piece of beef I could

the most marbled piece of beef I could ever get on the Buffett and it's not I

ever get on the Buffett and it's not I

ever get on the Buffett and it's not I mean obviously it's not as tender as an

mean obviously it's not as tender as an

mean obviously it's not as tender as an eight-five steak line this thing look at

eight-five steak line this thing look at this


- [Trevor] Right on the grill, there it is.

We've got a true feast tonight,

Mr. Taster laughs liver, and heart, and kidney.


[Music]

[Music]

[Music] mmm


No.

Meadow : Well, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Beckett : I don't know, but the important thing here is to stay calm.

Meadow : Screw calm! I say we break that glass and hack our way out of here.


Or...

I'll be back in one second.


goodbye Nepal very ripe very sweet and


tickets guys $5.99 is he is that good

tickets guys $5.99 is he is that good value

value

value did you get yourself a ticket yeah

did you get yourself a ticket yeah

did you get yourself a ticket yeah better be a VIP ticket $29.99 you get

better be a VIP ticket $29.99 you get

better be a VIP ticket $29.99 you get the teacher we're actually gonna have

the teacher we're actually gonna have

the teacher we're actually gonna have some of the t-shirts very shortly are we

some of the t-shirts very shortly are we yeah to show you and you've seen the

yeah to show you and you've seen the

yeah to show you and you've seen the book obviously and then you guys gonna

book obviously and then you guys gonna

book obviously and then you guys gonna be Annie poor even for the $5.99 ticket

be Annie poor even for the $5.99 ticket

be Annie poor even for the $5.99 ticket you actually get put into the draw to

you actually get put into the draw to

you actually get put into the draw to win some of the glorious makeup but you

win some of the glorious makeup but you

win some of the glorious makeup but you have to apply it before meeting us I'm

have to apply it before meeting us I'm

have to apply it before meeting us I'm gonna be using some of this in the

gonna be using some of this in the

gonna be using some of this in the morning oh yeah

morning oh yeah

morning oh yeah right now currently Manchester is

right now currently Manchester is

right now currently Manchester is crushing it okay so if you are in

crushing it okay so if you are in

crushing it okay so if you are in Norwich Leeds

Norwich Leeds

Norwich Leeds Bristol London that's it and you want it

Bristol London that's it and you want it you want to beat Manchester hun you want

you want to beat Manchester hun you want to show those Mancunian who what's going

to show those Mancunian who what's going on make sure to get your tickets come to

on make sure to get your tickets come to the event come hang out with us


Lanie Parish : Dave Johnson.

Hold up. Doesn't the mob have a contract out on Jimmy Two Guns' Iife?

Cicero : Do they?

Cicero : I wouldn't know anything about that.

Ryan : Milton, did you try to collect on that reward?

Ryan : Don't tell me that you made a call up to the mob in Boston.

I didn't not call them.

Okay, bye-bye.

Beckett : So, I just got off the phone with P.J. Moffet's publisher.

Beckett : Our author is still very much alive.

Lanie Parish : Dave Johnson was lying about who he was.

Ryan : Yeah, we figured.

Ryan : So, Dave tells Milton that he's Jimmy "Two Guns" O'Malley,

Ryan : and then Milton rats him out to the Irish mob.

Maybe our vic was a con man.

Beckett : And conning the wrong guy got him killed.

Esposito : Captain Beckett?

Beckett : Hey. You heard back from the FBI?

Ryan : Yeah, it's looking more and more like

Ryan : the Irish mob are responsible for Dave's murder.

Ryan : Meet Billy O'Rourke,

a suspected hitman from Southie.

Ryan : Word on the street is he landed at JFK yesterday afternoon.

Beckett : Is he still in town?


Stella : - Bruce Springsteen. - Sinatra!

Yeah, he's from Hoboken, New Jersey.

Yeah, but what city is he singing about? It's not Secaucus, Secaucus.

Ted : Come on.

Now, you kids can either believe this or not,

but this is how your Aunt Robin swears it happened.


[Music]


Here's the name tag from where she works as a waitress.

Phoebe : Not a teacher, a waitress.

Here, she always lies about this.

Phoebe : -How old did she say she was? -She told me she was 25.


Ted 2030 : But there's...

Barney : there's something that I did want to say to you.

Barney : Robin, I have been with a lot of women--

blondes, brunettes, redheads;

Barney : big boobs, small boobs, medium boobs;

some boobs that were big, but kind of in a bad way.

The point is--

boobs that pointed in opposite direc--

...I'm really scared that you're going to dump me

and that's why I did this and I'm sorry.

Ted : You're an idiot.

Ted : You know... Hmm?

Robin : That notebook, um, does contain a lot of personal info,

Robin : and I think it has my home address.

Hmm. And your work address.

Barney : Whoa.

Marsahll : Hey, guys! If you don't want

Marshall looking out the window : the barrel, can you sit somewhere else?

Marsahll : You're scaring away potential takers.


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Oh mine the class with a helmet people

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job

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all right let's feed the population sis

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can you feed the dogs - yeah

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Foreman : Yeah, what a rube, being uncomfortable

Foreman : breaking into a stranger's house.

It's part of our job description.

Taub : Not the most morally ambiguous part.

Foreman : Give her a chance. She's fresh, enthusiastic,

Foreman : has no bad habits we need to re-teach.

Taub whines : She's a med student with no practical experience.

Taub whines : That means every procedure, every blood draw,

Taub whines : she needs one of us there to supervise.

Foreman : Is this attitude about her not having an M. D. After her name?

Foreman : Because I wonder if it has more to do with her being a brainiac.

Taub : That's not it at all.

Foreman : I'm not thrilled someone else might be

Foreman : the smartest person on the team now.

Foreman : I can only imagine how you feel.

Taub smiles : You're not smarter than me. Oh, yeah?

Foreman : You find this?

Foreman : A jug of unpasteurized cider.


BECKETT : This is heaven.

Kate Beckett : This is absolute heaven.

Richard Castle : Yeah, you mean spending the day with your future husband?

Beckett : No, not that.

Beckett : Not that?

Beckett : No, I mean, not only that.

It's 2 : 00.

Beckett : I'm in my PJs. We're reading the newspapers.

Beckett : I never get to do this.

Castle : Because you never take any time off.

All we have to do is loaf around. There's no work.

Beckett : No goals other than to waste hours on end.

Castle : Okay, stop describing my life.

Castle : So, there is one thing we should get done today.

Castle : We need to pick a font for our "Save the Date" cards.

Really? We're gonna do that?

Beckett : We don't even have a venue yet.

Yeah, I find deadlines inspiring.

Castle : How about this one?

Beckett : No, it's too frilly.

Agreed.

And this... Ooh, this is far too severe.

IN GERMAN ACCENT You vill save ze date, now.

CHUCKLES

Beckett : Oh, I like that one. You?

IN NORMAL VOICE Mmm, I'm not really feeling it.

Though, I guess, uh, you could convince me.

Beckett : I bet I could.

Castle : Yeah, I mean, you'd have to work pretty hard to win me over.

Beckett : Well, I'm prepared to do just that.

Because it's clear to me that what we both need right now

is a really good font.

Castle : Yes, we do. That's so true.

- CELL PHONE RINGING - Oh!

Castle : And worst timing ever.

RINGING CONTINUES


which is really, really cool.

- [Bryan] Yeah, it kind of lets you enjoy what you're doing

instead of trying to figure out that

all the kids are accounted for.

- It's really, really cool.

If they leave our circle, it'll let us know,

which is really huge.

- [Bryan] Yeah.

There's the ball, Finn.

Pop it in.

Check out this launcher.

- That way, and then you gotta shoot it.

One, two, three.


And we can't say anything about it, because this is a birthday thing...

...and it's "for Ross."

Joey : For Ross.

Ross : Oh, my God!

Monica : I'm at work...

...just an ordinary day, chop, chop, saute, saute.

Suddenly, Leon, the manager, calls me into his office.

They fired the lunch chef, and guess who got the job?

Joey : If it's not you, this is a horrible story.

Monica : Fortunately, it is me.

Monica : And they made me head of purchasing, thank you!

That's so cool!

Anyway, I think we should go out and celebrate.

You know, someplace nice.


Ted : That is the same color as marshall's

Ted : And your hair.

Ben : Boy, that's a pretty tall order.

Ted : Really? You can't think of any place

Ted : In the general area where there might

Ted : Be a toupee of the kind I'm describing to you?

Ben : No, not off the top of my...

Ben : No. Can't.

All right, let me come at this from a different angle.

Ted : I got $50 in my pocket

Ted : Which is probably a lot more...

Barney : The bride needs this.

Marshall : Actually, I think it kinda works.

Ted : It totally does.

Marshall : Barney?

Barney : To be honest,

Barney : I'm, uh, I'm jealous I don't get to wear it.


Bernadette : This is so exciting. If Leonard and Penny get back together...

Bernadette : ...Howard and I can go on double dates with them.

Amy : How come you never invite Sheldon and me on a double date?

Bernadette : Uh...

Bernadette : How's it going in there, Penny?

Penny : Just a sec.

Penny : Too much?


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Castle : The mortuary company must have switched out the bodies

Castle : between the funeral and the burial.

Yeah, but the company's out of business,

Beckett : so there's no way of finding out.

Castle : Winston had to have paid to get rid of the body,

Castle : just in case Brady ever wanted to come clean with the police.

Beckett : Mmm-hmm. Looks like it.

Castle : This guy's got contingency plans for his contingency plans.

Castle : Feels like we're battling a super villain!

Hey! Excuse me, dynamic duo.


George : You're a good guy,

Ted : Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville.

George : Tell you what, when Zoey goes to sleep,

George : I'll find that tape and erase it for you.

George : No hard feelings.

Ted : Really?

Ted : You'd do that to your own wife?

George : Sure. Why not?

George : I mean, I'm glad she has these little causes,


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right your profession they're so incredibly tender hmm it resembles bone

incredibly tender hmm it resembles bone

incredibly tender hmm it resembles bone marrow you're right so I'm gonna take

marrow you're right so I'm gonna take

marrow you're right so I'm gonna take butter it just melts you know it does no

butter it just melts you know it does no angel

angel

angel now Bombay duck that's actually a fish

now Bombay duck that's actually a fish

now Bombay duck that's actually a fish so what I was reading

so what I was reading

so what I was reading oh this guy's on the phone with an old

oh this guy's on the phone with an old

oh this guy's on the phone with an old look at that tender meat in all that

look at that tender meat in all that

look at that tender meat in all that beautiful chilli sauce on the outside


Addison : I mean, I might as well take up hobbies. Like needlepoint.

Or collecting those little ceramic dolls, you know?

Addison : Because that's what dried up women do. They do needlepoint.

Addison : They do not waste their time flirting with men

Addison : who clearly just want to get laid. They do not waste their time...

...telling overly personal information

Addison : about their eggs to total strangers.

Addison : Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

Addison : What are you doing?


Adams : He's clotting but CT confirmed splenic nodules.

Dr. Taub has an interesting theory.

Taub : No, I don't.

House : You're forfeiting?

House : If you can't play the game and work...

Taub : Extramedullary hematopoiesis.

Park : No history of anemia.

House : She's right. You're an idiot. Try again.

Taub : Where I come from, this is called "cheating."

House : Where's that? Stickford-Upon-Anus?

TB.

PPD was negative. Could be Bruce...

House : Don't interrupt Dr. Taub.

Brucellosis.

Taub : You just took out a family of four.

House : They were clearly armed insurgents,

House : and anyone who claims or proves otherwise

House : is a traitor.

House : No rash or back pain.

Adams : You defend the patient for being a whistle-blower,

Adams : then attack him for being an honorable whistle-blower,

Adams : now you defend him for being a maligned, honorable whistle-blower?

House : Adjectives matter. Hate nurses, love naughty nurses.

House : Taub, pitch again.

Taub : I've pitched like five...

House : It's your turn.

Lymphoma?

Adams : If cancer caused his seizures,

Adams : we would have seen cerebral masses on his head CT.

TAUB; Yes!

House : Taub, pitch again. Now!

Taub : The nodules in his spleen were granulomas.

Taub : He's got sarcoidosis!

House : Someone tell him he's wrong.

Chase : Sorry, House. Sarcoid does explain the seizures.

Park : And the bruises.

Say "bye-bye," House.


Chandler : Yeah, I mean...

Chandler : ...what would we do?

Dude, I don't know.

Joey : - She was kidding. - Yeah.

Joey : She was...

You know, just in case, we should come up with ground rules.


Barney : She's all I think about. I close my eyes, I see Robin.

- I... I hear a song, it reminds me of Robin. - Morning.

Barney : I sleep with that chick, I'm thinking about Robin.

Ted : Okay, so I don't know every single detail about Stella.

What's this really about? Do you not like her or something?

Marshall : No, Ted, I like Stella a lot.

Marshall : - She's a Mets fan. - Really?


Rachel : What's up, Joey?

How you doing?

Phoebe : Excuse me. Is this your car?

Don't park here. You're blocking the entrance.

Joey : Don't worry. It's not a problem.

It's a problem for me, so it's a problem for you, because I'm a cop.

Guy : So am I.

Phoebe : Okay. So you're a cop. You can park anywhere.

I know, because I'm a cop too.

Phoebe : Keep up the good work. 10-4.

Wait. So, what precinct are you with?


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Sierra : That was the last time I saw her alive.

Esposito : - Yo, Beckett. - Yeah?

Esposito : We just got the rundown on Wyatt Monroe.

Esposito : No priors. But turns out his apartment is right next door to the arts center,

Esposito : and his living room overlooks the fountain where Jenna was killed.

Beckett : - He lives next to the crime scene? - We ran that alibi that he gave you.

Witnesses at the Zac Posen party said he left around 11 : 30.

- He told us he left at 3 : 00 a.m. - There's more.

Esposito : We checked with the Teddy Farrow people.

Esposito : They said he got to their party just before midnight.

Beckett : He lied to us.

Wyatt : I can't tell you how shocked I was

Wyatt : - when Sierra was arrested. - Are you two close?

Wyatt : I wouldn't say close, but I did a number of sessions with her.

Castle : So we've heard.


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Penny : Okay, I'm gonna go pick up my family.

Penny : Like an hour and half, two hours, depending on traffic.

Leonard : Yeah, drive safe. Oh, hey,

and do yourself a favor, all right?

Penny : When Beverly gets here, do not bring up last night.

Penny : All right? As far as you're concerned,

Penny : you don't know anything,

Penny : you didn't see anything.

Penny : I want you just to play dumb.


I guess our gate is so far away but

I guess our gate is so far away but we're entering our gate but our gate is

we're entering our gate but our gate is

we're entering our gate but our gate is so far away and since we have Michael

so far away and since we have Michael

so far away and since we have Michael with us we are getting uh thank you for

with us we are getting uh thank you for

with us we are getting uh thank you for the ride we're getting a ride in the

the ride we're getting a ride in the

the ride we're getting a ride in the golf cart this is a Hussam of all my

golf cart this is a Hussam of all my

golf cart this is a Hussam of all my traveling I don't think I've ever ridden

traveling I don't think I've ever ridden in a golf cart in the airport Oh

in a golf cart in the airport Oh

in a golf cart in the airport Oh fantastic thank you Mike

[Music]

all right thank you very much thank you

all right thank you very much thank you

all right thank you very much thank you okay that was about a 200 meter ride on

okay that was about a 200 meter ride on

okay that was about a 200 meter ride on the golf cart but that was very nice

the golf cart but that was very nice

the golf cart but that was very nice thank you very much Garuda Indonesia

it's gonna be a two hour and 56 minute

it's gonna be a two hour and 56 minute

it's gonna be a two hour and 56 minute flight from Jakarta to Bangkok just

flight from Jakarta to Bangkok just

flight from Jakarta to Bangkok just served us lunch on the flight and you

served us lunch on the flight and you

served us lunch on the flight and you can either order biryani because


And this is the, also polow.

- Yeah.

- So it's saffron rice.

- Look at that, look at.

- Ooh.

Pulling the head, the neck.

- Yeah.


in the stuffed grape leaves which she

in the stuffed grape leaves which she also stuffed yesterday with a

also stuffed yesterday with a

also stuffed yesterday with a combination of rice and minced meat now

combination of rice and minced meat now

combination of rice and minced meat now I put some salt okay I used the sea salt

I put some salt okay I used the sea salt and I put lemon juice

Nalla voice I used the olive oil always

we need to cover and about one

we need to cover and about one

we need to cover and about one centimeter higher okay food well because

centimeter higher okay food well because the rice has to cook awesome exactly