he's like sauces to go with it okay next up for the cucumber version and that's

up for the cucumber version and that's

up for the cucumber version and that's yogurt

that one is the cucumber it's like sour

that one is the cucumber it's like sour

that one is the cucumber it's like sour and refreshing and mustardy and finally

and refreshing and mustardy and finally

and refreshing and mustardy and finally this one is the bitter gourd

well there's one slight taste like a

well there's one slight taste like a

well there's one slight taste like a hydrated bitter gourd like leathery

hydrated bitter gourd like leathery

hydrated bitter gourd like leathery strangler with that bitterness we've got

strangler with that bitterness we've got sour yogurt mix up the sambar next with

sour yogurt mix up the sambar next with

sour yogurt mix up the sambar next with the rice have bitter gourd chutney on

the rice have bitter gourd chutney on

the rice have bitter gourd chutney on there that bitter gourd yogurt


in the Michelin Guide.

Kam's Roast Goose and the line up was out the door.

Here, you can order Hong Kong specialties

like char siu barbecue pork and of course

the succulent fatty roast goose.

Order it over on top of noodles or rice.

There's nothing like it.

Okay.

Beautiful.

- Hello.

Thank you.

Beautiful.

Thank you.

Very nice.

Oh yeah, look at that.

Look how succulent the skin is there.

Oh and there's all the layers.

It's on top of egg noodles.

I think they put lots of goose oil.

It's very oily, oh yeah, look how oily that is.

They give you a little plum sauce as well.

I'm just gonna pour some of that plum sauce

over top of that roast goose.


Stomper : It can wait till you finish your work.

Stomper : Drop it off in my cell.


Rachel : Yeah. Do you want it?

Woman No. 1 : No, I hate cats.

Rachel : Then what are you doing to me?

Rachel : Get out of here, all right? Move on!

Woman No. 2 : What an unusual cat.

Rachel : Yes, thank you! Exactly. You want it?

Maybe.

Woman No. 2 : I was thinking about getting a cat from the shelter, but...

Woman No. 2 : -Okay. Why not? -Oh, terrific! That'll be $2,000.


the insides of the abalone you guys hear the sizzle oh you see the abalone thing

the sizzle oh you see the abalone thing

the sizzle oh you see the abalone thing hooks on this tip on an abalone is a

hooks on this tip on an abalone is a

hooks on this tip on an abalone is a particular secret out that this island

particular secret out that this island

particular secret out that this island is really known for so basically as

is really known for so basically as

is really known for so basically as fresh as you will ever find it in the

fresh as you will ever find it in the

fresh as you will ever find it in the world it's right here and also the

world it's right here and also the

world it's right here and also the abalone congee oh look at this thing

abalone congee oh look at this thing

abalone congee oh look at this thing just cooked in its own juice that's all

just cooked in its own juice that's all

just cooked in its own juice that's all concentrated abalone elixir you're


Chandler : Holy double-vented comfort, Batman!

What's this?

An invitation to the At First Sight premiere?

Val Kilmer didn't wear this in Batman.

He wore it to the premiere of a fruity love story where he was a blind guy.

Ross : Let me see that.

Ross : Oh, man.

The only super power you have is the slightly heightened sense of smell.


Ross : This is Monica.

I'm Ross' little sister.

Mrs. Geller : I'm so glad you could come.

Mrs. Geller : We've got plenty of food, so I hope you're hungry.

Ross : Chandler hates Thanksgiving and doesn't eat any Thanksgiving food.


- A Haleem song?

- Yeah.

laughing

Mideastern music and clapping

âªOh, oh Haleem ahâª

âªOh baby Haleem ahâª

âªOh, oh Haleem ahâª

- Merci.

- Merci - That's what I'm pointing to.

Merci. Thank you.

- Oschkele

Laughter

Merci.

- James And next stop, before the factory tour,

we're driving out deep into the country side of Mashhad

to see one of the most unique things ever recorded


Sidas : But I owe her everything.

Sidas : I want to want to be with her.

Sidas : And when I'm clear, I...

Dara : I can't.

House : Fainting, dizziness, shortness of breath?

Sometimes.

Ronnie : Is the wait always this long?

House : Only on days that end in "day. " Diarrhea, weight loss?

House : A bit.

Ronnie : Don't you ever shave?

House : Yeah, once a week. How about you?

House : Stomach pain, tenderness?

Ronnie : Every now and then. Are you this rude to all your patients?

House : Oh, yes, don't think you're special.

So we got a lot of vague, unverifiable symptoms,

House : yet all the physical signs are perfectly normal.

Ronnie : What do you think I have? I'm not sure,

House : but I think it's a lame job.

What?

House : You're a rat. Insurance company sends you out

House : to check on the quality of medical care.


Cindy had a roommate.

A roommate I only caught a glimpse of...

But a roommate who, by every indication,

was something very special.

Was it possible?

Could this be the girl attached to that ankle?

Ted : I got to see her ankles.

Robin : You're one of those?

Robin : God, I swear, one in five guys...

Marshall : We kind of had a plan tonight, remember?

Marshall : Candles? Banjo?

Lily : Who else did you tell? Did you tell anyone at the office?

Marshall : Start the music.


vinyl it's not super slick you know what actually works really well cardboard

actually works really well cardboard

actually works really well cardboard like a sheet of cardboard you slide

like a sheet of cardboard you slide

like a sheet of cardboard you slide really well here it is dude I probably

really well here it is dude I probably

really well here it is dude I probably got this boogie board look how

got this boogie board look how

got this boogie board look how disgusting is if I got this boogie board

disgusting is if I got this boogie board in the Carolinas years and years ago

in the Carolinas years and years ago

in the Carolinas years and years ago oh it's slick punch did I think it's


I'm moving out, so you're in charge of paying the rent.

-When's it due? -On the first.

And that's every month?

Chandler : No, just the months you want to live here.

Okay, here's the phone bill.

Joey : Oh, my God!

That's our phone number.

I know I kind of sprung this me-moving-out-on-you thing.

-Why don't I cover you for a while? -No way!

Joey : Joey Tribbiani does not take charity...

anymore.

-It's not charity, Joe. -Forget it.

Thanks, but I'm done taking money from you.

I can take care of myself. What's next? Come on.

Here's the electric bill.

Joey : -This is how much we pay for electric? -Well, yeah.


So, you've done all of this before?

Twice.

Kyra : And each time, did you think that she was the one?

Castle : It seemed like the right thing to do at the time.

Kyra : But it wasn't, was it?

Kyra : Some girls would think what happened today is a sign.

Greg : The murder?

Castle : And you.

Castle?

Beckett : We're on our way. I thought you might need a ride.

Kyra : I should go upstairs. They'll be looking for me.


Head Doc : But, taking into account the mitigating factor of your father's death,

Head Doc : we've decided not to revoke your privileges.

Head Doc : You'll receive one week's suspension, and a letter in your permanent file.

Head Doc : Now, as for Dr. House.

Head Doc : There is no evidence of a failure to supervise

Head Doc : that would lead to disciplinary action.

Head Doc : And yet, there is enough in the record to be very troubled by your conduct,

Head Doc : including certain allegations of blackmail from members of the transplant team,

Head Doc : and by your general refusal to meet with your patients.

Head Doc : It should be noted that your patient's cancer

was diagnosed as a result of a direct physical examination...

House : Not of the patient. I met the brother, never met her.

Should I go to a family reunion every time I take on a patient?

Head Doc : The committee has determined that for no less than one month,

Head Doc : Dr. House will have his practice supervised by another doctor,

Head Doc : to be designated by Dr. Cuddy.

Head Doc : This proceeding is adjourned.

House : Did you know this was coming?

Cuddy : They contacted me about an hour ago.

Cameron : What's happening to Chase?

House : Now you're fired!

Foreman : No. He's not.

Wilson : Dr. House,

Cuddy : meet your new boss.


Ted : Barney?!

Barney : Ted!

Lily : Hey!

Barney : No...!

Robin : See?

Robin : If barney never tried to run the marathon,

Robin : You never would have jumped that turnstile,

Robin : You wouldn't have had that court date today,

Robin : And we would have made this flight.

Ted : You're right.

Ted : Everything can be traced back to him.

Ted : Like that rash we all got at christmas.

All right, I have to see what's going on.

Woman : So I was able to get you two seats.

Ted : Really? That's great! No, no, not you.

Woman : I'm talking to my mom about blue man group.

Woman : Ma, can I call you back?


Ted : Hey, silly question.

Ted : What are our exact nautical coordinates?

Captain : How now?

Captain : Oh, bother.


Ted 2030 : About the bar menu at mcclaren's is that there were

Ted 2030 : No fewer than 11 different deep-fried appetizers.

Ted 2030 : That night,

Aunt lily ordered all of them.

Barney : Check it out.

Barney : Okay, imagine... Imagine, if you will,

Barney : That this is the $1 space

Barney : On the price is right wheel.

Barney : Ready?


Sheldon : All right, fine.

Sheldon : If we're not going to give it a name,

Sheldon : can we at least give it a secret code designation?

Howard : - No. - Hear me out.

Sheldon : The atomic bomb was The Manhattan Project.

Sheldon : Windows 95 was originally Project Chicago.

Sheldon : For our app, I would humbly suggest Project Nodlehs.


Every patient I've had,

in 70 years from now, they'll all be as dead as Wilson.

House : Everybody dies. It's meaningless.

Amber : When you solve a puzzle,

Amber : the world makes sense and everything feels right.

Amber : And you'll always have another one,

Amber : because people will always get sick.

Amber : It's shallow and it's insignificant,

Amber : but if you don't give a damn if idiots live,

why would you possibly give a damn about shallowness?

It makes you happy.

And why would you need more than that?

Go home.

Foreman.

Wilson : House would never leave food out here rotting for days.

Foreman : His suitcases are in his closet.

Wilson : If we had handled this differently...

Foreman : We did the right thing.


Lily : Oh, wait, wait. Look...

Lily : I really want to do this, but...

Lily : We should make it special, you know?

Lily : Do this right.

Robin : Okay.

Marshall : You're right.

Marshall : Maybe we could go to the beach

Marshall : And get a house for the weekend.

Lily : Yeah, new year's eve.

Robin : Okay.

Lily : Oh, and we'll light candles

Lily : And maybe put on some classical music.

Marshall : That's not a good idea.

Lily : Why not?

Marshall : Long story.

Marshall : But maybe we could put on some al green

Marshall : And take a bubble bath together.

Oh, yeah, that sounds so good.

Oh, I love you, marshall.

I'm so glad we're waiting.


Castle : I must say, given his record,

Castle : I'm really surprised you stayed with him all these years.

Beckett : Do you know where he is now?

Ryan : Yeah, it looks like he settled in a small town in upstate New York

Ryan : called Willow Creek about five years ago.

Beckett : - Do you have his contact information? - Texting right now.

FEMALE VOICE : The voice mail for...

ROGAN : Rogan O'Leary.

FEMALE VOICE : Is full. Please try again later.

Beckett : I'm not getting through. Either the phone rings incessantly,

or I get the "voice mail is full" message.

Castle : So, what do you want to do?


heavier and you start teaching oh my god mr. Taha he's making his specialty

mr. Taha he's making his specialty

mr. Taha he's making his specialty dessert which is popular in his home

dessert which is popular in his home

dessert which is popular in his home region his home town which is side'a

region his home town which is side'a

region his home town which is side'a what is it called wow I can hardly even

what is it called wow I can hardly even

what is it called wow I can hardly even move but mr. Taha'a specialty dessert

move but mr. Taha'a specialty dessert

move but mr. Taha'a specialty dessert and I had no clue there was cheese in

and I had no clue there was cheese in

and I had no clue there was cheese in the middle until he sliced it open he

the middle until he sliced it open he

the middle until he sliced it open he pulled it up and like cheese just just

pulled it up and like cheese just just

pulled it up and like cheese just just oozed from it but this is a special


No stupid jokes, but I thought that was for the actual wedding.

Phoebe : Rehearse it.

Hi.

Mike : - Thanks for coming, you guys. - Oh, yeah...

Monica : I was... I was going for a handshake.


Lily : But right now, it's a lot of pressure.

Marshall : - I'm not trying to pressure you... - What if I can't have a baby?


love yeah I didn't even see him over

love yeah I didn't even see him over there so you getting comfortable man

there so you getting comfortable man

there so you getting comfortable man just doing his own thing : what's up bud

just doing his own thing : what's up bud there's my little water bug mosquito

there's my little water bug mosquito

there's my little water bug mosquito sandcrawler

sandcrawler

sandcrawler there's no cool stuff it's in our room I

there's no cool stuff it's in our room I will get it but I'm leaving them I'm


but I think why this restaurant, this street food style

in Kuala Lumpur has such a loyal following

is because it's so welcoming.

I mean it's like a neighborhood stall,

and you just feel at home when you're eating here.

Thank you very much, Mr. Annuar.

That was amazing. - Thank you very much.

I'm very happy to have you. - Amazing.

And thank you for your hospitality.

So that's Mr. Annuar, and then your logo.

And they were so nice.

They refused to accept our payment.

So yeah, thank you very much


Basically what you do is, whenever

you're going anywhere, you just put a blanket

on the floor and you put everything

in the middle that you want to take.

Reptile-amphibian sticker book, okay, what else?

He's got his Han Solo gun, we've got his crayons.


Bernadette : All right. Here you go.

Bernadette : Two lemonades,

Bernadette : one iced tea

Bernadette : and a root beer for Priya.

- Is it diet? - That's what you ordered.

Priya : Thank you.

Priya : Hey, have you and Howard

Priya : started planning your wedding yet?

Bernadette : Yeah. We're thinking of having it on a cliff

Bernadette : overlooking the ocean.

Howard : Nothing soothes those pre-wedding jitters

Howard : like the thought of falling and drowning.

Leonard : What did your mother say

Leonard : when you told her you were getting married?

Bernadette : He hasn't told her yet.

Bernadette : He's waiting for the right time.

Howard : I was thinking of weaving it into her eulogy.

Priya : Howard, you've got to tell your mother.

Howard : Hey, have you told your parents you're dating

Howard : this short glass of skim milk here?

Priya : Uh... that's different.

Priya : First of all, we're not engaged;

Priya : and second, Indian parents

Priya : are very protective of their children.

Howard : Right, right, whereas Jewish mothers

Howard : take a casual, la-di-da approach to their sons.


...we set aside a day to celebrate all your contributions to my life...

Sheldon : ...both actual and imagined by you.

Sheldon : We could call it Leonard's Day.

I kind of Iike the sound of that.

Sheldon : Of course you do. It's about you, like everything else.

Sheldon : Oh, thank goodness. I don't think I had it in me to make another glass of water.

Leonard : So do I get breakfast in bed on Leonard's Day?

Leonard : - No. - Can I sit in your spot?


Esposito : Come on, bro. Let's be serious.

Ryan : Yeah. Is this serious enough for you?


[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]

MRS. WOLOWITZ : Howard, I'm home.

Howard : Of course.

MRS. WOLOWITZ : Senior fitness was canceled.

Howard's Mother : It turns out you can forget how to ride a bike.

Howard's Mother : I'm fine, but, oy, did Sam Harpootian eat gravel.

Howard : That's great, Ma.

MRS. WOLOWITZ : What's great about an 80-year-old Armenian man...

Howard's Mother : ...with half his chin scraped off?

Bernadette : -I guess I should go. -No, don't move.

Howard : Hey, Ma, can I have lamb stew for dinner?


Ryan : so she wanted to drop the suit.

Ryan : But Edmund begged her not to.

Ryan : In fact, he asked her to hold off just a few days,

Ryan : maybe he could turn things around.

Beckett : - How? - Well, he didn't say.

But she told him the only thing that would turn things around

was a check for 25 grand.

Beckett : What do we know about this company that Edmund was up against?

SunCove? It's a fly-by-night.

Ryan : They made their money, then they folded.

Ryan : Gates actually has a friend at the SEC trying to dig up information on them.

Beckett : Can you check with the Fraud Division, see what they know about SunCove?

Ryan : - Yeah, you got it. - Thanks.

Castle : Speaking of It's a Wonderful Life,

I was thinking tomorrow night

perhaps we should have a Christmas movie marathon,

Castle : or some other kind of marathon that makes life wonderful.

Um...

What?

Beckett : Castle, look, I know how much the holidays mean to you,

and I know that you love Christmas, but I can't make it tomorrow.

What?

The precinct is short-staffed. So, I'm gonna have to work.

Castle : Don't you have seniority? How can this happen?

Beckett : Look, I couldn't tell Gates. She doesn't know about us.

Okay, so look,

Beckett : I'm sorry, I know that you're disappointed.

No! Ah... No. It's not your fault, I know.

Castle : It's okay.

Castle : I gotta get out of here, anyway. I got a date with Alexis.

We're gonna do some Christmas shopping.

Beckett : - Okay, have fun. - Okay.

Beckett : - And don't get me anything. - Right.

Esposito : Hey, so I pulled this from the ATM footage.


Derek : No.

Um... you probably don't have time for girlfriends, right, Andrew?

Bailey : - Probably too busy, right? - Yes, ma'am.

Bailey : What are you busy doing?


Leonard : Hey, guys, what do you think?

Leonard : Priya took me clothes shopping.

Penny : Hey, you look great.

Penny : Good for you, Priya.

Penny : I could never get that stupid hoodie off him

Penny : when we were...

Penny : Well, you look great.

Sheldon : Thank you.

Priya : Lets go hang everything up.

Leonard : Yeah, good.

Leonard : New contacts.

Leonard : I should have done this years ago.

Howard : So you finally getting used to them doing it on a daily basis?

Penny : I'm not going out with him.

Penny : He can sleep with whoever he wants.

Howard : Yeah, I was talking to Raj.

Penny : Oopsy.

Sheldon : This deck is rigged in some fashion.

Howard : Fine. Get another deck

Howard : and I'll do the trick with that.

Sheldon : So you're saying this is a regulation deck?

Howard : I'm saying believe in magic, you muggle.

Penny : You know, well, I'm happy Leonard's found someone.

Penny : Not that anybody asked.


that's great yeah I love gives a great

that's great yeah I love gives a great like crisp texture to it yeah those are

like crisp texture to it yeah those are

like crisp texture to it yeah those are fried too and salty yeah


Barney : This is a low moment for the barnacle.

Barney : I should be off playing laser tag right now,

Barney : But instead...

Barney : Don't look at me. I'm hideous.

Robin : You just look like a regular guy.

Lily : Exactly.

Barney : I'm a ted.

Barney : I'm wearing elastic-waist fleece pants.

Robin : And isn't it more comfy?

Ted : Yes.

Robin : Come on, you need eat something.

Barney : Too weak...


- That's like a extra condensed flavor apple.


House : You look 37.

Lou : I am 37.

House : You looked 27 last week.

House : Unless I blacked out for 10 years, your skin...

Wilson : She has got lymphoma, chemo's probably...

House : Stop the chemo. She's getting better.

Thirteen : Bradycardia's improving, we didn't...

House : She have bruising?

Taub : She was pounding her legs during the hallucinations.


Kids, when I first moved to New York,

it was dingy, disgusting, dirty, ugly, flea-ridden, stinky,

and altogether terrifying.

But then, sadly, the whole city started to go uphill.

The streets got a little cleaner,

the rents got a little higher, and one by one,

the crappy old places we loved began to disappear.

The Elbow Room, an old punk-rock club, became a drugstore.

McHale's, a working-class watering hole, became a fast-food place.

And Fez, this awesome lounge at 85th and Broadway, became a bank.

And not just any bank.

Barney : Goliath National Bank, the world leader in credit and banking.

Barney : God, I love Goliath National Bank!

Ted : Okay, first of all, you look like the last pick in the draft.

Ted : And second, why are you so excited about some bank?


Detective, I just got off with the TSA.

Captain Victoria Gates : Chief Inspector Zhang's flight didn't arrive until midnight.

Beckett : Which is when Henry was killed.

Gates : She couldn't have done it.


It's so weird. I have never been fired from anything.

Sweetie.

I started walking around, not knowing what to do next.

Phoebe : I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages.

Phoebe : Then these policemen thought I was a whore too.

It's really been a bad day, whore-wise.


Joey : I love you too.

I hope it's not an inappropriate time to say..

you're the best sex I've ever had.

That's always appropriate.

Okay, come on, one more push. One more push.

There we go.

Doctor : Here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations.

I hope you're a better father than you are a friend!

Joey!


gasps

NARRATOR : No, that doesn't make sense.

Okay, hang on. What did she say?

She said, um, uh...

To be honest kids, I'm having a little trouble remembering

exactly what their fight was about.

Hey, it was 20 years ago!

I'll remember.

Anyway, the next night...

Ted : Well, Lily, you were right.

Ted : Something weird happened with Zoey last night.


Ryan : Okay, now that I think about it,

Ryan : I would wish that I could be a Broadway star.

Ryan : Play Jean Valjean in front of sold-out crowds,

Ryan : win a bunch of Tonys.

Esposito : You'd wish to wear tights and sing show tunes for a living?

Ryan : You'd wish to wear Speedos and grapple sweaty men for a living?

Esposito : And hook up with a different hot chick every single night.

Esposito : Don't forget that part.

Beckett : You know what I wish?

Beckett : That my detectives would actually get some work done for a living.

While the two ofyou were on Fantasy Island,

Beckett : I found a lead.

Beckett : Mike Harlin.

Beckett : He's a surface driller for Chesapeake Energy,

Beckett : that is the same company that Lars worked for.

Beckett : He was also on the same plane as Lars from Turkey to New York.

He's got to be Lars' partner.

Beckett : I pinged his cell phone. It's disconnected.

Esposito : He's making a run for it.

Ryan : And if he tortured the location of the antiquities out of Lars...

Beckett : Then there's a good chance that he's gonna grab them

Beckett : and try to disappear for good.

Alexis?

Lars : - You. - Hey.


Foreman : Heart looks good. We can schedule the transplant.

Hank : No transplant.

Hank : Lola's not gonna have an abortion.

Foreman : Actually, your wife just told me that she was making an appointment.

Hank : I don't care what she said.

Foreman : I think you two need to discuss this further.

Hank : We've been trying to get pregnant almost since we met.

Foreman : Well, it's your wife's decision whether or not...

Hank : She wants to trade a child for a kidney. That's murder.

Hank : I'm not gonna let her do that.

Cameron : Foreman says we've got a problem about the transplant.

House : If she terminates the pregnancy, he's not gonna let himself die on principle.

Cameron : Would you give up a baby for someone you love?

House : Please tell me I don't have to decide.

It depends. How long would they live?

This is a pragmatic question for you?

House : Fifty years, no problem.

Six months, I say let him die.

I've actually given this a lot of thought. My personal tipping point is seven years, eight months and 14 days.

Cameron : I couldn't do it.

House : You found religion?

Cameron : Do you have to be religious to believe a fetus is a life? - There seems to be a correlation.

Lola : I'm, uh...


Sheldon : Justice League of America...

Stuart : Number three!

Sheldon : Thank you! Thank you so much!

Stuart : Okay. Okay, ten seconds to midnight.

All : Ten, nine, eight...

Sheldon : No, wait!

Sheldon : I have a speech.

All : Seven, six... Stop counting!

All : Five, four, three... This is my moment, dag nab it!

All : Two, one!

All : Happy New Year!


double school run it it's like we're

double school run it it's like we're break

break

break I know it's like we're breaking up guys

I know it's like we're breaking up guys

I know it's like we're breaking up guys we're breaking up big announcement we're

we're breaking up big announcement we're breaking up and we're collecting the

breaking up and we're collecting the

breaking up and we're collecting the kids all right yeah I know I did hear

kids all right yeah I know I did hear

kids all right yeah I know I did hear he's gonna get it first it's gonna press

he's gonna get it first it's gonna press the button first our team kavita winner


dad got a guitar uh-oh where'd you get

dad got a guitar uh-oh where'd you get the guitar for Mr Attwood

the guitar for Mr Attwood

the guitar for Mr Attwood where'd you get that um the guy surf

where'd you get that um the guy surf

where'd you get that um the guy surf shop got it for me no way

shop got it for me no way

shop got it for me no way spike there Devin Devin Devin Devin now


There's an onion sambal.

We're going meat heavy for this meal.

happy music

Thank you, it's a beautiful spread of food.

Everything hand prepared. - Yeah, hand prepared.

- No recipes. - No!

- Just she knows it all. - All natural ingredients.

- Experience! - Very natural ingredients.

- Thank you. - No artificial flavor.

- No artificial flavor. - Nothing.

- No artificial anything. - Yeah.

- Everything natural from here.

- Everything, natural ingredients on the whole bunch.

- It's a privilege to be here.

Thank you so much for this meal.

- Thank you for being here,

we're happy to have you here. - Thank you.

and I can't wait to taste the food now.


Ted : Uh-oh.

Robin : Already?

Ted : He's calling her.

I don't hear any... He's calling her.


Kids, this is a story of landmarks.

There are certain moments in life when you have to decide

which things you can stand to see torn down,

and which things you have to preserve, no matter what.

Such a moment came for all of us

in May of 2011, at a special meeting of the

New York City Landmarks Preservation Commission,

Ted from 2030 : where the fate of The Arcadian

would be decided once and for all.

A symbol of strength and constancy,

the stone lion of The Arcadian

has watched over New Yorkers for generations.

So remember :

if the lion head stonework is regal,

then tearing it down should be illegal.


Chandler : Just you and Rachel? Just you two?

Chandler : This is a date. You're going on a date.

-Uh-uh. -Uh-huh.

-I haven't done that in a while. -ls it a date if she doesn't know?

Yes, absolutely. Saturday night, all rules apply.

What are you saying? I should shave again? Pick up some wine?

Chandler : Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear.


"Just a waitress"?


there's none other vegetarian dream

there's none other vegetarian dream

there's none other vegetarian dream coming through it's so good and so like

coming through it's so good and so like

coming through it's so good and so like so clean tasting without being oily at

so clean tasting without being oily at

so clean tasting without being oily at all I have to say this is my first time

all I have to say this is my first time

all I have to say this is my first time you have to ever try a fried egg this

you have to ever try a fried egg this

you have to ever try a fried egg this way roll it up taco style and then just

way roll it up taco style and then just

way roll it up taco style and then just like suck the yolk out of it

like suck the yolk out of it

like suck the yolk out of it yeah the whole one bite


behind there.

But that even just increases the anticipation

for the noodles that we're about to eat here.

The entire table is just full of colors

and different ingredients.

You've got all the different curries,

this is the basket of the fresh rice noodles.

You eat the noodles with the curry but khanom jeen

would not be the same without fresh vegetables.

This is just a gorgeous platter of fresh vegetables.

There are so many different herbs and leaves.

I see weened bean, I see climbing waddle,

I see cashews nut tree leaves, I see cucumbers

and then there's also some pickles, some bean sprouts.

Khanom jeen is all about this whole experience.

I love how they pack this rice noodle.

They put it in a basket with some leaves


knock it fresher than that the Sun is

knock it fresher than that the Sun is starting to go down it's it missed it

starting to go down it's it missed it

starting to go down it's it missed it just for a little bit luckily it didn't

just for a little bit luckily it didn't

just for a little bit luckily it didn't rain it's beautiful it's it's a it's a

rain it's beautiful it's it's a it's a

rain it's beautiful it's it's a it's a superb atmosphere and now they are the

superb atmosphere and now they are the

superb atmosphere and now they are the goat is ready they're carving it slicing

goat is ready they're carving it slicing it off the bone

it off the bone

it off the bone some of the chunks I think the spine is


Look at my little guy.

We have Batman here!

What's Batman without Robin?

action sounds

Whoa!

Are you loving this Finn?

laughs

Whoa, you're way up there, dude!

Whoa, you guys are like real superheroes!

- We are real superheroes!

- [Bryan] Oh, you are? laughs

As he tumbles off!

Are you okay, buddy?

Alright, babe, what are you setting up over here?

- We've got a pumpkin painting station.

- Oh awesome!

So all the kids can create their own pumpkin

and take it home with them!

- Yep.

- It's a good idea for this time of year, babe.

Are you having fun in this bouncy?

- Yeah!

- [Bryan] All the guests are gonna start showing up

really soon! - Yeah!


A little young for you, but whatever.

That's my sister.

Really? Very cute braces.

Anyway, you know what? The point is, Tag, start looking...

...because you're gonna find those contracts on your desk.

Tag : So when do you imagine you gave them to me? Morning or afternoon?

Rachel : In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch...

Rachel : ...he put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-it on it...


Ross : I have a knack for impressions.

Cassie : Maybe after we get re-acquainted you could do me.

Yeah. No!

How you doing on that...

Ross : ...hot dog?

- I'm all done. - Thank God.

The last time we hung out was when our parents rented that beach house.

Remember the time I pinned you down and tickled you until you cried?


this before

this before that's enough it comes it like the

that's enough it comes it like the

that's enough it comes it like the babies are cute and also I get it I get

babies are cute and also I get it I get

babies are cute and also I get it I get why people love no but that's why I'm

why people love no but that's why I'm

why people love no but that's why I'm really enjoying it I see I keep going on

really enjoying it I see I keep going on around which I really enjoy and I see

around which I really enjoy and I see

around which I really enjoy and I see right there because it's like that age

right there because it's like that age

right there because it's like that age and I'm like oh yeah this is the age

and I'm like oh yeah this is the age

and I'm like oh yeah this is the age when they start to like me and notice me


House : Sorry, we were just about to hit the floor.

Jordan : Thank you.

Cuddy : Your leg?

House : I'm okay, as long as you don't expect rhythm.


Beckett : You can start by telling us when you last flew your plane.

Dunne : Not for weeks. You can check.

We intend to. Now where were you at 9 : 30 last night?

Dunne : I was at the Harlem Youth Center handing out gifts to kids.

Dunne : I wasn't anywhere near Edmund.

Castle : But you did engage

Castle : in some un-Santa-like behavior at his apartment.


Chandler : You know, I don't see that happening.

Come on. He's right. Tit for tat.

Chandler : Well, I'm not showing you my tat!

Phoebe : -It's Phoebe. -And Rog!


Sheldon : in which Marty and Doc Brown ever use the time machine

Sheldon : to travel to 2015.


Castle : And the threatening texts you sent from this phone.

Marilyn : That is not my phone.

Castle : It was in your purse. Paid for with your credit card.

Marilyn : Where's Kyle?

I wanna talk to Kyle.

Marilyn : I know he's the air marshal on this flight.

Marilyn : Did he put you up to this? Because it is not funny.

Alexis : How is it that you know Mr. Ford?

Marilyn : He's my boyfriend, all right?

Marilyn : And if he thinks he's teaching me a lesson,

Beckett : I'm going to be seriously pissed.

Marilyn : Now, where is he?

Castle : Marilyn, Kyle is dead.


Castle : I remember when Alexis used to play her big hit, Call Me Crazy,

Castle : over and over again.

Castle : Drove me crazy.

Castle : Of course, it was no Valentine's Day.

Beckett : Excuse me. NYPD. Where's the host?

Castle : Forget the host. Where's your pants?

Am I right? Nah, I've been there. Check by the pool.

Regina King : Wait. You're NY... What now?


Lily : When I was teaching

Lily : Kindergarten, whenever a kid was mean,

Lily : I would take away one of his toys.

Lily : The kid would be upset at first,

Lily : But then he'd learn to stop being mean.

Robin : Hey, guys. What's going on?


Barney : No, no, no.

You can't spell "game" without "me,"

Barney : And me has the best game.

Ted : Yeah, well,

Ted : I got so much game, I'm cornish game hen.

Barney : Oh, yeah? I'm the new york state gaming commissioner.

Ted : Well, I'm the game.

Ted : Well-crafted, keep-you-guessing thriller

Ted : Starring michael douglas and sean penn.

Ted : Wow.

Marshall : Wow. You're here

Marshall : And not in stall two.

Ted : Yeah. So?

Marshall : I may have made some

Marshall : Wildly inappropriate homoerotic comments

Marshall : To a gentleman wearing your shoes.

Okay, marshall? Yes.

Barney : Which one of us has more game?

Marshall : Neither of you guys has any game, right?

Marshall : Or else you'd be married, like me.

Marshall : What?

If dating is the game,

Then marriage is winning the game.

Ted : Yeah. If you're playing in the women's league.

Marshall : You're joking.

I have mad game, brah.

Okay, one :

Barney : We agreed not to ever say "brah" anymore.

Barney : It was a good week, we had a lot of fun,


[Music]

the beefy flavor gets integrated into

the beefy flavor gets integrated into

the beefy flavor gets integrated into the rice has a nice bite liesl rice

the rice has a nice bite liesl rice

the rice has a nice bite liesl rice garlic soy sauce wasabi stinger that was


Yep. You know, I have four sisters.

Derek : Very girly. Tons of kids.

Derek : If I was in a coma, they'd all be here.

Derek : I'd want them here.

Derek : Having no one?

Derek : Can't imagine that.

George : I can.

Derek : What about your mother?

She'd be here ordering all the surgeons around.

Derek : She'd fly these cowboys in from Prague

Derek : to do these amazing medical procedures.

Meredith : That's true.

Meredith : I do have my mother.

Derek : So we're kissing, but we're not dating?

Meredith : I knew that was going to come up.

Derek : Don't get me wrong. I like the kissing.

Derek : I'm all for the kissing. More kissing, I say.

Meredith : - I have no idea what that was about. - Is it gonna happen again?

Derek : Because if it is, I need to bring breath mints.

Derek : - Put a condom in my wallet. - Shut up now.

There's this baby up in the nursery.

He's brand-new.

Meredith : No one's neglected him or damaged him yet.

Meredith : How do we get from there to here?

Meredith : She's wearing my shoes, and someone's beat the crap out of her.

Meredith : And she's got nobody.

[Monitor beeping]


had offhandedly mentioned a Web site called...

Ted : Grademyteacher.net?

It's this site where students can go say what they think about their professors.

Marshall : You're probably on there.


LEONARD : Okay.

Leonard : We'll be back as soon as we can.

clears throat Okay, so what...

Penny : is solder?


Castle : After shooting him, you took his briefcase.

LAUGHS NERVOUSLY This is insane.

Cynthia : It's just wild conjecture.

BECKETT : Actually, it's not.

Beckett : You got rid of the gun, of course,

Beckett : but we found your husband's briefcase

Beckett : hidden in your building's basement.

Beckett : There were traces of your husband's blood on it.


this side there's another room oh hi

this side there's another room oh hi Micah Micah has been micah has been

Micah Micah has been micah has been

Micah Micah has been micah has been hanging out in this room taking a nap

hanging out in this room taking a nap

hanging out in this room taking a nap but now he's woken up and this is almost

but now he's woken up and this is almost like a like a sunroom where you can get

like a like a sunroom where you can get

like a like a sunroom where you can get some some nice views of the garden and

some some nice views of the garden and

some some nice views of the garden and there's also a table here and this room

there's also a table here and this room

there's also a table here and this room is actually carpeted this is another

is actually carpeted this is another

is actually carpeted this is another nice room so we got three rooms

nice room so we got three rooms

nice room so we got three rooms three nice rooms I'm like a-okay that

three nice rooms I'm like a-okay that

three nice rooms I'm like a-okay that pretty much covers the entire inside

pretty much covers the entire inside

pretty much covers the entire inside area of this villa it's it's not like

area of this villa it's it's not like

area of this villa it's it's not like fancy luxury but I I think it's amazing

fancy luxury but I I think it's amazing

fancy luxury but I I think it's amazing it's like minimalist Japanese comfort

it's like minimalist Japanese comfort

it's like minimalist Japanese comfort and it's extremely comfortable it's very

and it's extremely comfortable it's very cozy I love the natural wood in here and

cozy I love the natural wood in here and especially the tatami mats are also

especially the tatami mats are also

especially the tatami mats are also really cool but the best thing about

really cool but the best thing about

really cool but the best thing about this video-content in this room that we

this video-content in this room that we

this video-content in this room that we got is the view and we have a garden


These oranges will wake up your life

Finish this and one day I'll finish this a1 sitting the whipped cream

It's so so gentle when you heat it. It's like the wind is just gently caressing your tongue

And the reason the whipped cream is so good is because it's made with Hokkaido milk. He can't beat that

With the Hokkaido cream which is so ridiculously milky creamy and sweet and the rolls itself

Look, don't you all I got like a bouncy house made out of this


Wilson : No. You want to blame this on the booze,

Wilson : but that's easy. Change is hard.

House : And wisdom is knowing the difference

House : between what you can change...

House : And what you were born with.

Wilson : And cowardice is labeling what you don't wanna change as innate.

Wilson : I was winning this argument.

Taub : Pituitary MRI...

House : Was normal.

House : How are the headaches?

Terrible.

House : Give me your head.

Cotter : What the hell?

House : I know, it's the first time you heard

House : that sentence with a possessive pronoun.

Oh, wow, that's better.

Ted : Okay. Enough.

House : How cool is that?

House : You have a Chiari Malformation,

House : a narrowing in the base of your skull that can cut off CSF flow.

House : But it wasn't a problem until the ECT at Breeder Boot Camp

House : caused your brain to swell just enough to plug the opening.

House : And when your brain pressed up against your pituitary,

House : it signed you up for La Leche League.

House : You still won't be pitching a tent for your lady,

House : but that's just because, you know, she's a lady.

Taub : Its orthostatic effect was mimicking POTS.

House : It also does an uncanny Christopher Walken.


...Iike nothing happened

All right. All right. Just keep him away from me.

Thank you. Come on, Marcel.

What do you say you and I mingle?

All right, I'll catch up with you later.


this dough in the air

and we're gonna go see how the rest is made.

Wow and there it is,

look how thin it is.

speaking foreign language


Penny : No. You'll wish it would kill you.

Amy : So what do we do now?

Leonard : They have some board games.

Sheldon : Eh, most of the Jenga pieces are missing


Chandler : Stop saying numbers!

Joey : I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy!

I'll see you Monday!

Phoebe : Wow! It's huge! It's so much bigger than the cubicle.

Phoebe : This is a cube!

Chandler : Look at this.

Phoebe : You have a window!

Chandler : Yes, indeed-y. With a beautiful view of


going to be pretty chewy that's pretty

going to be pretty chewy that's pretty that's kind of rubbery it's really salty

that's kind of rubbery it's really salty it's good it's almost like the squid but

it's good it's almost like the squid but more more rubbery yeah you could

more more rubbery yeah you could

more more rubbery yeah you could definitely throw that on the ground and

definitely throw that on the ground and

definitely throw that on the ground and we'll just definitely bounce up that

we'll just definitely bounce up that

we'll just definitely bounce up that turban shell took quite a while to chew

turban shell took quite a while to chew

turban shell took quite a while to chew but now moving on to the shrimp

and it really it really is amazing with

and it really it really is amazing with

and it really it really is amazing with all that nikon that Nikon is what makes

all that nikon that Nikon is what makes

all that nikon that Nikon is what makes this template are unique and really good

this template are unique and really good I can just pile on the daikon with that


oh ho ho I love that that's like a it's

oh ho ho I love that that's like a it's

oh ho ho I love that that's like a it's like a salsa but with cottage cheese in

like a salsa but with cottage cheese in

like a salsa but with cottage cheese in it oh it's so good I am just loving this

it oh it's so good I am just loving this meal the food is extremely good and in

meal the food is extremely good and in

meal the food is extremely good and in particular this Emma dot C which is a

particular this Emma dot C which is a

particular this Emma dot C which is a different style from what I've had so

different style from what I've had so

different style from what I've had so far is just exquisitely good and those

far is just exquisitely good and those

far is just exquisitely good and those mushrooms oh yeah everything she has

mushrooms oh yeah everything she has

mushrooms oh yeah everything she has prepared some truly outstanding

prepared some truly outstanding

prepared some truly outstanding Bhutanese traditional cuisine and those

Bhutanese traditional cuisine and those

Bhutanese traditional cuisine and those noodles those buckwheat noodles are also

noodles those buckwheat noodles are also delicious

mmm so good

mmm so good

mmm so good Emma dotty those dried chilies the

Emma dotty those dried chilies the

Emma dotty those dried chilies the crumbly cottage cheese the flavors are

crumbly cottage cheese the flavors are

crumbly cottage cheese the flavors are just wonderful

just wonderful

just wonderful I don't know how pretty this is going to

I don't know how pretty this is going to be but I'm definitely going to try oh oh


Marshall : Just your basic quickie wedding will be fine.

Marshall : Yeah.

Ted : You know this isn't vegas, right?


MARVIN : Look out!

MARVIN : Gotcha.

And so we drove through the night, out of Desperation Day and into Valentine's.


is outside they have these glass panels

is outside they have these glass panels which go down here but they have a

which go down here but they have a

which go down here but they have a little bit of open air here because the

little bit of open air here because the

little bit of open air here because the glass goes all the way down to your feet

glass goes all the way down to your feet it's a little bit it's a little spooky

it's a little bit it's a little spooky

it's a little bit it's a little spooky standing right here

standing right here

standing right here [Music]

[Music]

[Music] here's something that's kind of scary if

here's something that's kind of scary if you walk all the way to the edge of the

you walk all the way to the edge of the

you walk all the way to the edge of the glass and then you put your feet right

glass and then you put your feet right

glass and then you put your feet right to the end here and look down well that

to the end here and look down well that

to the end here and look down well that gives you a little a little head swing

gives you a little a little head swing

gives you a little a little head swing [Music]

[Music]

[Music] matrix-style in here but we are on our

matrix-style in here but we are on our

matrix-style in here but we are on our way down

way down

way down those were some insane views of Dubai

those were some insane views of Dubai

those were some insane views of Dubai we're now just kind of walking around

we're now just kind of walking around

we're now just kind of walking around and hanging out at the Dubai Mall which

and hanging out at the Dubai Mall which

and hanging out at the Dubai Mall which is a mind-blowing ly huge mall and then

is a mind-blowing ly huge mall and then

is a mind-blowing ly huge mall and then we have a very special lunch coming up


All right, thanks.

Castle : What about this?

Castle : Zalman gets in over his head,

Castle : he lures his brother down here, suffocates him,

sticks him in the tank so it looks like he's dead.

Castle : Meanwhile, Zalman, as Edmund, inherits his own magic shop,

Castle : collects his own insurance, all the while,

Castle : takes Edmund's wife and children, who love him, as his own.

Castle : Edmund is Zalman.

Lanie : Couldn't be more wrong. I ran the prints on our victim.

Lanie : He's Zalman.

Beckett : Satisfied, Castle?

Castle : More like disappointed.

Lanie : Well, maybe this'll cheer you up.

Castle : Old man hair.

Lanie : White rabbit fur.

It came from his teeth and throat.

Castle : So he was killed by a rabbit

Castle : who did not want to be pulled out of a hat.

Lanie : Your guess is as good as mine.

Lanie : In the process of trying to determine how Zalman was asphyxiated,

Lanie : I also discovered the presence of a low dose of organophosphates

Lanie : in his nose and throat.

Organophosphates?

Lanie : It's found in hydraulic fluids,

Lanie : jet engine oil, insecticides, nerve agents.

Lanie : - Nerve agents? - Well, along with the C-4,

our magician is sounding more like a terrorist.

And the amount is too small to indicate

that he had been working with them directly.

Lanie : But he definitely was exposed to them recently.

I was in the hood and I thought that we should talk about the...

Lanie : Tests that you had me run.

Lanie : They're in the back. I'll go get them.

Esposito : Yeah. Thanks.

Beckett : - What tests? - Different case.

Esposito : Hey, I was just about to call you.

You know those wheelchair tracks that you found at Zalman's workshop?


- That one.

- This one?

- It's a Filipino chili.

- I will chase it with

with labuyo, okay.

- Yeah.

- [Man] He ate the whole thing?

- Delicious.

laughing

- Her doctors.

- And all of a sudden as we're enjoying

this beautiful lunch,

it just started down pouring outside.

It was kind of humid this morning,

so I think the rain was coming.


Sheldon : I don't understand what we're doing.

James : Shh.

Whose house is that?

Sheldon : Carrie Fisher.

James : And she's a little crazy, so get ready to run.


Howard : Hey, can I come in?

Sheldon : Apparently any man is welcome in this house.

Sheldon : Why not you?


food and we're gonna go eat the more

food and we're gonna go eat the more traditional version later wait

traditional version later wait

traditional version later wait this is baked crab yeah there's more


Penny : walking around with his metal detector.

Amy : If I were going to Hawaii,

Amy : I'd spend all my time at the Keck Observatory.

Amy : Did you know that the telescopes there have

Amy : better resolution than the Hubble?

Sheldon : Really?

Penny : Want to go to Hawaii?

knocking on door SHELDON : Ladies?

knocks on door Ladies...

knocks on door Ladies?

Penny : Come in.

Sheldon : Ladies.

Penny : What's up?

Sheldon : As you may know, I've been experimenting

Sheldon : with elevated anxiety levels,

Sheldon : and I thought,

Sheldon : what better way to increase my discomfort

Sheldon : than to subject myself to an evening

Sheldon : of tasteless uncensored crotch talk?

Penny : What exactly do you think goes on here?


CHRISTINA : I want my 20 bucks back!

MEREDITH : It's not Tyler's fault you're a dirty, dirty stripper.

CHRISTINA : You heard.

MEREDITH : Everyone heard.

MEREDITH : - Stripper. - Oh, you're one to talk.

CHRISTINA : Sleeping with two men.

MEREDITH : Wrong. I'm not sleeping with either one of them.

MEREDITH : Not until I pick one.

MEREDITH : If I haven't made a decision by the end of the day, I'm flipping a coin.

A girI can only hold out for so long.

CHRISTINA : Oh, and somehow I'm the dirty stripper.

You have time to round or are you too busy getting naked on hospital property?

No, it wasn't naked. I wasn't naked!

You've got a coffee stain on your shirt.

You got a bed on your couch.

Hope you're not planning to see patients in your sweatsuit.


Okay. Someone's getting a little fussy. I think it's time for bed.

Where's the little red squirreI going?

Chandler : Hey, Joe?

Oh, that's so sweet.


Callie : So listen...

About last night, I don't know about you, but personally

I'd like to take back about 90% of it.

George : Me, too.

Callie : Good.

Good. Okay. Then go...

Callie : Go find Izzie and help her prep Mrs. Rogerson. I'll see you in surgery.

Jane : You here to keep my baby alive?

Derek : I am.

Callie : Good.

Alex : So?

Izzie : So...

Call me Ava.

Mark : You been practicing? You know the chief will be watching today.

Meredith : The chief. Right. Of course.

"Of course" what?

Meredith : Derek was right about you.

Meredith : You're using the memory of my dead mother

Meredith : to win points with the chief.

Meredith : It's despicable,

Meredith : and I'm not gonna play.

Derek : The chief...

Mark : The way he was looking at you this morning...

Mark : Was like you were some beaten down puppy he picked up off the side of the road.

Mark : You do this procedure

Mark : and you do it well,

Mark : he'll start looking at you like a surgeon again.

But, you know...

Mark : You wanna think of me as despicable,

Mark : you wanna pass up this shot, that's up to you.


Uniform : That's your target! That's my target! Shoot your target!


Ross : First I have to get you to agree...

Ross : ...then we'll see if she wants to come back.

Mr Zelner : Wow, that is tempting.

She loved her job here. Let's face it, you're not gonna find anyone...

...who did it as well as she did. Isn't that true?

Mr Zelner : - She is good. - I took a shot there.


Steve : Chandler, you were the strongest person in the program.

We're offering you the position of junior copywriter.

Chandler : Me? That guy who just said, ''butt cracks''?

Yes, that's right.

We're excited about the level of sophistication...

...you'll be bringing to the job.

Okay. Well, thanks, you won't regret it. l'll see you tomorrow.


Barney : Have been tapped to lead the expedition.

Lily : Wow, Barney.

Lily : That kind of sounds like the stuff you say to girls

Lily : When you're too much of a coward to dump them. Yeah.

Marshall : You know, that's exactly what it sounds like.

Marshall : But if that's true, that's awesome.

Lily : What's going on?

Robin : Look, all the couple-y stuff, it's just not us.

Robin : Barney and I are barely equipped to date each other,

Robin : Let alone you guys.

Barney : Plus, the alien thing.

Come on, Marshall. Let's go.


Howard : Can't you face the other way and listen?

Raj : I can't do anything right for you, can I?


It's called birote.

- Let's go try it out.


completely fresh I don't know wow it's

completely fresh I don't know wow it's loving it oh oh it is a little bitter

loving it oh oh it is a little bitter

loving it oh oh it is a little bitter not too much though

not too much though

not too much though this is the second time of my life that

this is the second time of my life that

this is the second time of my life that actually like durian the first time was

actually like durian the first time was

actually like durian the first time was in Vietnam this is the second time this

in Vietnam this is the second time this

in Vietnam this is the second time this is actually really really good

is actually really really good

is actually really really good being in custardy sweet I never had

being in custardy sweet I never had

being in custardy sweet I never had during that's a little bitter and that's

during that's a little bitter and that's like characteristic of the moose on King

like characteristic of the moose on King obviously rich loves those which is


Leonard : I came here to apologize.

Penny : Okay. Leonard, I really appreciate that,

Penny : but I need a little time to myself.

Wha... Okay. I don't get it.

Leonard : You said make an effort.

Leonard : Here I am, making an effort.

Sheldon : Hello, Amy. It's nice to see you.

Amy : Nice to see you, too.

Sheldon : And that's how you make effort look effortless.

Howard : All right. Can you please just go

Penny : and we'll talk about this tomorrow?

Leonard : I don't understand what you want!

I'm trying to figure it out!

Sheldon : You know what? If you'd like,

Sheldon : I could whip up a quick Relationship Agreement.

Sheldon : Well, I'm at a spa,

Sheldon : might as well do something relaxing.

Amy : Sheldon, why don't we give them some privacy?


Vera/beckett : When I'm not wearing it, Dempsey keeps it in his secret safe.

Vera/beckett : And I know where it is.

And?

And

Castle : that's it. That was the last entry in the diary.

Beckett : What do you mean, that's it?

Beckett : What happened to Joe? What happened to Vera?

Manager : I don't know.

Beckett : Well, why would you tell a story when you don't know the ending?

Castle : If you wanted a beginning and a middle and an end,

Castle : I have 27 novels you can choose from.

Ugh!

Beckett : Okay, so where is this secret safe?

Manager : I don't know, but I think Stan must have found it.

Castle : Maybe that's why he needed that rod.

To pry open a wall, or something.

Beckett : Castle, look at the molding.


Taub : If we're going with toxic exposure,

Taub : we should just start testing for the most likely suspects.

Thirteen : Bug's a better idea than blindly running tests for days.

House : Tell him it'll take weeks.

House : It'll be faster.

Mickey : What do you mean, weeks?

Taub : These tests take time, there are a lot of possibilities.

Mickey : I can't sit here this long.

Mickey : I got things I gotta take care of.

Taub : If you're worried about all the poor schoolchildren

Taub : going without their drugs,

Taub : I'm sure someone... I want to be discharged.

Taub : I'll get the forms.

Chase : This is ridiculous.

Thirteen : Beats sitting in a lab all day.

Chase : In the lab, there is significantly

Chase : less chance of getting killed.

Chase : You're too close, slow down.

Thirteen : We're in a car in broad daylight, what's gonna happen?

Chase : You honestly think he doesn't have a gun in that car?

Thirteen : That he's gonna use to shoot doctors?

Chase : Just back off.

Chase : Hey, well played with the watch, by the way.

Thirteen : Borrowed it from a friend.

Chase : How much longer are we gonna keep lying to him?

Thirteen : Until it's no longer fun.

Thirteen : We all thought he needed to be taken down a few notches.

Chase : So, we're just having fun, not getting even?

Thirteen : Oh, crap.

Chase : Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Thirteen : He's gonna get away.


he just doesn't love it because he stops being pushed for a bit but it has to be

being pushed for a bit but it has to be

being pushed for a bit but it has to be done when you've got six Dougy

done when you've got six Dougy

done when you've got six Dougy disappointing how it works look at a

disappointing how it works look at a

disappointing how it works look at a difference though you can see here where

difference though you can see here where it's being scraped out and then the

it's being scraped out and then the

it's being scraped out and then the difference here we use by splitting it

difference here we use by splitting it

difference here we use by splitting it and look at the difference to the wall

and look at the difference to the wall

and look at the difference to the wall like that's so much better

like that's so much better

like that's so much better so good

so good

so good now you might just think we're

now you might just think we're

now you might just think we're ridiculous idiots looking at a wall here

ridiculous idiots looking at a wall here being excited but there is a difference

being excited but there is a difference

being excited but there is a difference hello little wooden toys this is your

hello little wooden toys this is your

hello little wooden toys this is your new house I kind of imagined there'd be

new house I kind of imagined there'd be

new house I kind of imagined there'd be more of you coming today

more of you coming today

more of you coming today [Applause]

[Music]


Chandler : I am totally picturing you with all those women!


Decker : The man that knocked up my mother.

Beckett : You're Flanagan's daughter.

A one-night stand does not make him a parent.

Decker : It makes him a donor.

Beckett : You took his blood money.

He and my mother had an arrangement.

Staying quiet on my paternity in exchange for monthly payouts to her,

and a college fund for me. But that was it.

Beckett : Then why did Bardot need to save you?


Joey : Hey, you guys! What's happening?

Monica : Oh, my God!

Phoebe : What is that?

Joey : They gave it to me at the sleep clinic...

...and it's going to help me not to snore.


Itâs really good

When you take your first bite

The goose is so juicy

And it has this slight aromatic sweetness to it

But the best part is the plum sauce for sure

Look at all the fat bubbling out of the skin

That is where is gets the flavor

See that? The fat bubbling out of the skin there

Thatâs where it gets the flavour

And then when you bite into the meat

It just packs even more juice

Covered in a plum sauce

You will fall in love on your first bite

Now we have got to try some of this chashao BBQ pork


into It Won't Stop Coming Out Friday.

Leonard : Hey, how about that Asian fusion place?

Sheldon : Fusion and Asians?

Sheldon : I'm trying not to think about science.

Penny : What the hell?

What... she's not working late!

Sheldon : -And Amy doesn't look sick. -Why would they lie to us?


I promise this'll taste just as good coming up as it did going down.

Wilson : If things go wrong, I just want you to know...

If you're going to say that you've always been secretly gay for me,

House : everyone always just kind of assumed it.

Wilson : I just want you to know

Wilson : that I appreciate the risk you're taking.

Wilson : Pumping a human being full of lethal chemicals in your living room.

Wilson : If I die, it probably won't go over well with your probation officer.

That's not going to be an issue.

Wilson : I'm glad at least one of us is confident.

House : Not me.

House : I've already identified a couple of spots to dump your body if this goes south.

Wilson : I've always enjoyed Trinity Park.

House : It does have a nice access to the lake.

Muscle spasms already? No. It's nothing really.


A construction company in Japan, founded in the year 578,

family owned and operated,

Barton : building Buddhist temples for 50 generations.

Barton : Went bankrupt five years ago.

Barton : You have any idea how that last CEO must have felt?


the girl thinks my champagne yeah me

the girl thinks my champagne yeah me Anita really excited about that and you

Anita really excited about that and you

Anita really excited about that and you said that they're letting us into the

said that they're letting us into the

said that they're letting us into the kitchen yeah all right well we're

kitchen yeah all right well we're

kitchen yeah all right well we're cooking what is he cooking first Tom

cooking what is he cooking first Tom

cooking what is he cooking first Tom okay it's preparing the hot pot boss

okay it's preparing the hot pot boss

okay it's preparing the hot pot boss uh-huh this is a cool right yeah this is

uh-huh this is a cool right yeah this is a go this recipe has been around for

a go this recipe has been around for

a go this recipe has been around for each generation three generations here

each generation three generations here

each generation three generations here yeah right here and you ate this before

yeah right here and you ate this before

yeah right here and you ate this before yes you come here a lot

yes you come here a lot

yes you come here a lot yeah okay this is my friend Lacey this

yeah okay this is my friend Lacey this

yeah okay this is my friend Lacey this is your favorite place yeah for hop up

is your favorite place yeah for hop up

is your favorite place yeah for hop up all right yeah he asked him how long

all right yeah he asked him how long

all right yeah he asked him how long it's all simmer that do I know about the

it's all simmer that do I know about the six hours is the big Holdren

six hours is the big Holdren

six hours is the big Holdren of Gras yeah now we're gonna go check

of Gras yeah now we're gonna go check

of Gras yeah now we're gonna go check out the Golden Lake soaked in champagne

out the Golden Lake soaked in champagne

out the Golden Lake soaked in champagne also you want to bake pie orders more hi

also you want to bake pie orders more hi so this is the small thigh and this is

so this is the small thigh and this is

so this is the small thigh and this is the big time

the big time

the big time look at this I don't want to compare

look at this I don't want to compare

look at this I don't want to compare like this but this like the baby go and

like this but this like the baby go and

like this but this like the baby go and this is like the parent go I would love

this is like the parent go I would love

this is like the parent go I would love to have the big dog so the check we


Addie : I don't want to hear it.

Okay.

House : It's what's killing you. This is what's killing you.

House : You're not interested in what's killing you?

Addie : Will it make any difference? Will I live any longer?

Jodie : Please, could you just leave?

House : What's the point in living without curiosity? Without craving the...

Addie : So, I'm screwing up my last few hours because I won't listen to you?

Foreman : Get out of here.

It's... It's like the dark matter in the universe.

Addie : You're smiling.

Steve : No, I'm not.

House : You can only diagnose a problem by looking at what's...

Missing.

Wilson : Oh, God.

Wilson : I have to go.

Nineteen-year-old didn't want to hear the coolest explanation

House : of why she's going to die, begged me to shut up.

Wilson : If you can't shut up, at least talk quietly.


Sheldon : Hello. Hi!

Sheldon : Why are you shaking? Are you cold?

Amy : I'm just, um... really nervous.

Stuart : Why?

Sheldon : Well...

Amy : I've been waiting for this for so long,

Amy : I've just... built it up in my head.

Leonard : I don't know what to expect.

Sheldon : Neither do I.

Sheldon : But... we can find out together.

Amy : Okay.


watch these kids it's this hot here they come guys here they come here comes your

come guys here they come here comes your set you got to get in it get in it


- [Hamid] Yeah, exactly.

- [Trevor] We got the shish kebab.

- [Hamid] The shish kebab, we call it shashlik.

- [Trevor] Shashlik, oh, the tomatoes.

This is delicious. - This looks really good.

- We've got lamb in it.

We've got chicken leg.

We've koobideh and tahdigs and barberries.

- And barberries, fried chicken.

The koobideh is in the back here.

Right there, it's like a hidden koobideh.

And then this is what I'm really looking forward

to trying here.

- We've got shoulder.

We've got a special sauce on top.

This is saffron, butter, and kar-mon-shahi oil.

Also, tomato with onion sauce on that.

- With the special Persian rice.

- Yeah, Persian rice.

- We're gonna pour this tomato onion sauce,


House : Sensory deprivation should get the brain into an alpha-theta phase.

House : Didn't you see Altered States?

Thirteen : I don't think I was even born when that movie was out.

House : Then you're too young to be a doctor. That movie was released in 1980.

That was 28 years ago.

House : No it wasn't. Shut up.

Thirteen : Did you just forget what year it is?


Kids, in my early days of being a professor,

I had one simple goal :

give a lecture that changes someone's life.

Then one afternoon in 2010, I achieved that goal.

Ted : Unfinished.

Ted : Of all the words you could use to describe La Sagrada Familia...

Ted : Brown, pointy, weird...

Ted : the one that really seems to stick is "unfinished."

Ted : Why?

Ted : Because on June 7, 1926,

Ted : the architect Antoni Gaudi...

Ted : Whose beard was also brown, pointy, weird and unfinished...

Ted : ... was run over by a bus.

Ted : And so,

Ted : his greatest masterpiece would remain forever...

But first, let's back up a few days.

Ted, look across the bar.

Three chicks : one hot, one kind of hot

and one who I'm assuming is really funny.


I liked the pillow-top.

Amber : I like this one.

Salesman : Great taste. That model's top-of-the-line.

Wilson : How much is it?

Salesman : $1,999. It's a great price.


Really?

Chandler : Joe, what would you do if you were in Ross' situation?

I sort of am. I'm dating this girl who's also seeing another guy.

But I'm not worried about it.

You shouldn't be. I wouldn't want to be the guy who's up against you.

Ross : I mean, that doofus is going to lose.

Chandler : So this is nice.

I wish I didn't have to go. Believe me.

But I have to.

By the way, what's the name of the girl you're dating?

- Kristen Leigh. - Bye.


that is so neat, what a cool little hangout.

I cannot believe we found this.

- I think we need to build us one of these.

- [Bryan] I know, we should try to get one of these

where we live, Ollie. - Yeah.

- Look Ollie, there's even like things you can play on,

they have swing sets.


Vogler : She sleeping?

Foreman : As a result of the sedatives, yeah. Can't let her wake up. Too much pain.

Vogler : "Warfarin-induced skin necrosis".

Vogler : I... have no idea what that means.

Vogler : But it says here we gave her the warfarin.

Vogler : And I do know what "induced" means. We did this?

Lucille : At this point, it's not exactly clear.

You should probably talk to Dr. House.

Vogler : Oh. You two need time to get your stories straight.

Foreman : He doesn't tell me what to do.

Vogler : So you don't just blindly follow his commands. You're your own man.

Vogler : And yet here you are, working for a guy you can't stand.

Foreman : I respect him. What exactly is it you respect?

Vogler : His attitude toward humanity? He thinks we're all idiots and liars.

How about his attitude toward you? Plays with you like a cat with a ball of string.

What do you want? I wanna know if you wanna keep your job.

Foreman : If he chooses to let me go, I can live with that.

Vogler : - That's not an answer. - Are you offering to protect me?

Vogler : - Still not an answer. - I want my job.

Foreman : Dr. Chase. Boss.

What was that about? He wanted to know what warfarin is. I don't know.


here you guys never had Chinese celery

here you guys never had Chinese celery it tastes different than the celery of

it tastes different than the celery of

it tastes different than the celery of mine in western supermarket it's got a

mine in western supermarket it's got a

mine in western supermarket it's got a much bigger celery flavor I paid for a

much bigger celery flavor I paid for a

much bigger celery flavor I paid for a dish with just a few goes along I think

dish with just a few goes along I think

dish with just a few goes along I think what they did was they could the shrimp


There's some potato slices.

Oh and some,

pickled veg, pickled cabbage, oh and then,

- peanuts, wow it's like,

it looks like a pizza almost.

And then the youtiao.

All wrapped up.

It's all in there.

Look at this.

Fried cruller, there's potato slices,

there is tian mian jiang, which is like

a sweet bean chili sauce,

there is la jiao jiang, chili sauce,

there is fried, there is potato slices in there,

and peanuts, that looks amazing.


it's like, say goodnight to your stuffed animals,

and then like he gets to go to bed with them,

and he gets a blanket and a pillow,

just like mommy and daddy have.

So yeah, I'm really excited.

It's gonna have some of the same theme that we have now,

because I didn't wanna change that up,

because I just re-did it.

But I think it's gonna be really cute.

I think he's gonna be really excited about it.

I also got some fun, like, some new things.

Like projectors, that he has something to look at,

and I wanna be able to play like, lullabies

and music and stuff.

So really excited about it, so I'm gonna go ahead

and probably start setting that up,

and you guys can watch me do it.

gentle music

Check out this cute little bear I'm gonna

be putting in his bed.

Fin, what do you think of him?


Rachel : -Thank you! -No.

Rachel : Thank you!

Monica and Ross, I don't know what I'm gonna do about the two of you.

I'll talk to them.

Rachel : You guys, it was bananas...


sauce with a sprinkle of lime in it

sauce with a sprinkle of lime in it [Music]

tap-tap all them oh that's fantastic

tap-tap all them oh that's fantastic

tap-tap all them oh that's fantastic yeah you really noticed the freshness of

yeah you really noticed the freshness of the the fresh noodle that she makes hmm

the the fresh noodle that she makes hmm

the the fresh noodle that she makes hmm and it's so soft and so like silky

and it's so soft and so like silky

and it's so soft and so like silky smooth that that noodle batter

smooth that that noodle batter

smooth that that noodle batter you've got the just a little bit of

you've got the just a little bit of

you've got the just a little bit of minced meat in there with the onions

minced meat in there with the onions

minced meat in there with the onions salty the freshness of it and the


Leonard : Just like you.

Penny : I'm just saying, you pretend you don't,

Penny : but you have feelings just like everybody else.

Sheldon : Not true. No, look at me.

Sheldon : I had an engagement ring to give a girl,

Sheldon : and instead, she rejected me.

Sheldon : And am I emotional about that? No.

Sheldon : No, I am sitting here on a couch,

Sheldon : talking about my favorite TV character

Sheldon : like nothing happened.

'Cause I am just like him : all logical, all the time.

Penny : Sweetie, you're yelling.

Sheldon : Because when I speak at a regular volume,

Sheldon : no one seems to believe me

Sheldon : that I've put this Amy nonsense behind me!


and asked me to send it right away to the man it was addressed to.

The man who arrested him 10 years ago,

Detective Roy Montgomery.

Beckett : It's Captain Roy Montgomery now.

Oh!

Sally Niedermeyer : - You know him. - Yeah, he's our boss.

Montgomery : - The package was coming to me? Yeah.

Montgomery : - What's his name again? - Brady Thompson.

Beckett : It was back when you were a detective with the 6-4.

Montgomery : Oh, yeah, it's ringing some bells.

Montgomery : But why would he send me a 10-year-old package?

Beckett : Esposito's on the phone with Corrections.

Beckett : He's trying to get an interview.

Castle : Do you recall anything at all about him?

Montgomery : He killed a lady. A push-in robbery gone bad.

Montgomery : Open and shut case. I think we even got a confession out of him.

Beckett : The aunt said that he was pretty insistent

Beckett : about getting the package directly to you.

Beckett : - Do you know why that would be? - You would have to ask him.

Esposito : - Got shanked in prison this morning. - This morning? That's no coincidence.

Montgomery : Have Records pull everything from the old case.

Montgomery : If memory serves, Brady was married when he went away.

Montgomery : See if the wife is still the wife and if she knows anything.


Yeah. Is that what that sound was?

Did you just smash this?

Lily : No.

Why would I do that?

Let me look into your eyes.

Ted : Okay.

I had a really nice time tonight.

Yeah, me, too.

Stop blinking.

I like your eyes a lot, too.

Stop!

Hi. I'm lily.

Stop!

Now, I know aunt lily hiding in the apartment

While uncle marshall was on a date with another girl

Seems pretty crazy, but when you hear

Her side of the story, well, it's still pretty crazy.

What's up, swarlz? No.


No, no, no, ma petite chÃ©rie.


Penny : Yeah, call it whatever you want, I get minimum wage.

Penny : Yeah.

Penny : I was wondering if you could help me out...

Leonard : - Yes. - Oh.

Penny : Okay, great, I'm having some furniture delivered...

...and I may not be here, so, oh...

Penny : Hello.

[SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]


Caring : I thought we were starting with the farmer's case first.

House : We are. But if we're gonna look at a leg...

House : I need you to take off your pants.


House : Knowing is always better than not knowing.

Cam : It's a referral request.


Ted's father : I'm...

Lily : A what?

Ted V.O. : I...

Ted : That was barney, that was barney.

Lily : That was you, ted. That was marshall.

Lily : Marshall left a message for marshall?

Ted : You know, it may have been me, but it was so long ago.

Ted : Man, that machine, it really garbles your voice.

Ted : You know, it almost made it sound like I said...

Lily : Why would you call me that?

Ted voix off : It was a fair question.

Ted voix off : Marshall's breakup with lily had sent him

Ted voix off : Into a deep depression

Ted voix off : And nothing could get him out of it.

Ted voix off : Until one day...

Marshall : She was perfect.

Marshall : I lost the perfect woman.

Marshall : I should have knocked her up when I had the chance.

Ted : Okay.

Ted : That's it.

Ted : You're never going to get over her


Sheldon : how much lunch money has been taken from us?

Sheldon : How many kites?

Sheldon : How many Scooby-Doo Trapper Keepers?

Raj : I totally had one of those.

Sheldon : Of course you did.

Sheldon : It was a fun and practical way of organizing your school work.

Sheldon : But the bullies took it from us.

Sheldon : Well, no more.

Sheldon : Tonight, we take back our dignity,

Sheldon : our birthright and our pride.

Sheldon : What do you say?

Sheldon : Who's with me?


we actually had to park 700 miles away

we actually had to park 700 miles away or no 700 miles away I think we've got

or no 700 miles away I think we've got

or no 700 miles away I think we've got 700

700 what well some of us are being carried

what well some of us are being carried

what well some of us are being carried enough 700 miles somebody walking seven

enough 700 miles somebody walking seven

enough 700 miles somebody walking seven in the 700 mile walk right oh but I know

in the 700 mile walk right oh but I know we're going to make it and I let's say a

we're going to make it and I let's say a party and I love a party it's a new way

party and I love a party it's a new way

party and I love a party it's a new way to say hopefully because on

to say hopefully because on

to say hopefully because on we're at swimming and we have parked in

we're at swimming and we have parked in

we're at swimming and we have parked in a different spot today I was and I've

a different spot today I was and I've

a different spot today I was and I've got something right you know when you've

got something right you know when you've got something in your eye it's not store

got something in your eye it's not store but it keeps like I'm in the middle of

but it keeps like I'm in the middle of

but it keeps like I'm in the middle of my pupil so it's like blocking my sight

my pupil so it's like blocking my sight

my pupil so it's like blocking my sight it's really annoying

it's really annoying

it's really annoying anyway should we go something I go I

anyway should we go something I go I

anyway should we go something I go I just like when I do a good job and when

just like when I do a good job and when

just like when I do a good job and when they told me you know you can ask are

they told me you know you can ask are

they told me you know you can ask are near to action and I go that we still


Rollo : You won't need this.

House : You heard about my parole.

House : But not about my violent reactions when people steal my tuna.


Next we say bienvenue to the bathroom.

What, only one towel?

What, no hairdryer?

You know where I keep that stuff?

Your place. Beat it.

And the coup de grace...

Yeah, that's right.

Patent-pending.

And wilkommen to the hallway.

Barney : While guys like ted and marshall may hide their porn...

Marshall doesn't have porn.

Barney : Aww, that's sweet.

Barney : While guys like ted and marshall may hide their porn,

Barney : I had mine...

Barney : Professionally lit.

Barney : Girls see this, they can't get out of here fast enough.

Lily : And if that doesn't drive them away,

Lily : There's always your life-sized storm-trooper.


and literally like, I'm just using the knife

to hold the bone in place, but the fork is just,

you just run your fork through this

and it just strips the meat off.

Look at that.


Chandler : And then he burst into flames.

Monica : Let's see. Congress is debating a new deficit-reduction bill.

Monica : The mayor wants to raise subway fares. The high today was 45.

And teams played sports.


Sheldon : Scrimmage.

Sheldon : The line of scrimmage is the imaginary transverse line...

...separating the offense from the defense.

Leonard : Oh.

Howard : Sheldon knows football?


We'll put chips in it. We'll make it a chip chick.

Chandler : Do you remember yesterday?

Eddie : Yes, I think I vaguely recall it.

Chandler : Do you remember talking to me yesterday?

Chandler : So what happened?

Eddie : We took a road trip to Las Vegas!

Chandler : Oh, sweet Moses!

Monica : So on this road trip, did you win any money?

I crapped out. But Mr. 21 here! He cleans up!

$300! He buys me these new shoes.

Nice.

See you upstairs. See you, pals!

Phoebe : Is anyone else starting to really like him?


I'm up. I'm up. I've gotten up now.

Anybody want anything?


Park : on the food supply,

Park : or a pandemic where we had to ration the antibiotics.

Adams : That's ridiculous.

Ouch.

Adams : Oh, shut up. We know what you're trying to do and it's not gonna work.

Park : It was a little harsh.

Adams : Stop being so...

Park : What? Paranoid?

House : You're gonna look pretty foolish if that was a wrong guess.

Adams : I think you're a good person and a fine doctor,

Adams : but it's ridiculous to think anyone needs

Adams : an arsenal of assault weapons.

Adams : He's obviously paranoid. What about Fahr's disease?

Park : He's not hallucinating. As far as we know.

Adams : We should do a mental status examination

Adams : and get a CT of his basal ganglia.

Park : No, we shouldn't. If it's not poison,

Park : it's most likely atrial fibrillation

Park : brought on by hyperthyroidism or sleep apnea.

House : Looks like we got ourselves a good old fashioned cat fight.

Adams : No, we don't. We have a reasoned disagreement.

House : Still, there's only one way to settle this.

House : Actually, there's two, but we don't have

House : enough Jell-O for the first.

House : Mini-mental, CT, and get a hair sample

House : to check for past cocaine use.

House : Check his TSH levels and get a sleep study.

Sorry, gotta make it a fair fight,

Taub : which means you're stuck with her.

He's not stuck with me.

Adams : And it's not a fight.

House : Excuse me, miss.

House : What is your name?


Cristina : Oh, what are we doing?

We're saving George from a future of festering sores and insanity.

Cristina : - Oh, cute butt. - Told you.


right party is starting LSE is on the

right party is starting LSE is on the trampoline Eduardo knows he bounces he's

trampoline Eduardo knows he bounces he's going to get thrown off the trampoline


- What's up? - What's up?

Leonard : You ever make it to the dentist?

Not necessary. I found a service that'll send a van to your house for a teeth cleaning.

Sheldon : Mostly they cater to dogs...

Sheldon : ...but the fellow on the phone seemed to have an open mind.

Leonard : All right, Sheldon, if you need me to take you to the dentist, I will take you.

Sheldon : Are you suggesting that you've come to your senses...

...and wish to reestablish the benefits that stem from the Roommate Agreement?

Absolutely. If you admit you're a 30-year-old man incapable of functioning on his own.

Raj : Ooh. Sock Mouth's got him on the ropes.

Sheldon : I will admit nothing of the sort. And now, if you'll excuse me...

Sheldon : ...I have to call my dentist and see if I can get my hair shampooed and nails clipped.


Leonard : Did you guys see the paper

in The American Physics Journal on supersolids?

Leonard : It's pretty interesting.

Leonard : This guy's working from a hypothesis where...

Raj : Spoiler alert! Spoiler alert.

What? Don't ruin it for me, man.

Raj : I printed out a PDF to read on the potty.

Howard : On the potty?

Howard : What are you, five?

Raj : It's a potty. What do you call it?

Howard : Toilet.

Raj : That's a little vulgar for

Raj : the dinner table, don't you think?

Oh, and "potty" is okay?

"Potty" is innocent.

"Potty" is adorable.

Howard : What do you do in the potty, wee-wee?

Raj : If I don't have to boom-boom.

Sheldon : Greetings.

Sheldon : You all remember Amy Farrah Fowler.

Nice to see you. Hello.

Sheldon : Sorry we're late.

Amy : I must take responsibility.

Amy : I had to stop for feminine hygiene supplies.

Aha. Okay.

Sheldon : I believe she's experiencing her menses.

Amy : Actually, I'm not.

Amy : In order to avoid surprises, I wear them all the time.

Aha. Okay.

"Toilet's" sounding pretty good now, huh?

Penny : Hey, look, it's Shamy.


and now for some of the Pirao.

Her Pirao is great.

- [Man] Thank you.

This is the type of food you can just kind of mix


Ted : Kids, sometimes life forces us

Ted voix off : To be someone we didn't want to be.

Ted voix off : When that happens, we often try to hold on

Ted voix off : To a little piece of who we were.

Ted voix off : Maybe a tattoo.

Ted voix off : Or a piece of jewelry.

Ted voix off : A tiny souvenir that reminds us,

Ted voix off : "this is who I really am."

Ted voix off : Marshall's souvenir was not so tiny,

Ted voix off : But the more he found himself

Ted voix off : Being pushed toward the corporate world

Ted voix off : And away from his dream of saving the environment,

Ted voix off : The tighter he held on to that fiero.

Marshall : Hey.

One good thing : We're off the hook

For the folding party today. Hey.

Marshall : It's very important to both lily and me

Marshall : That there be a handmade origami crane

Marshall : In each of our wedding's...

Marshall : I couldn't even get through it. Thank god.

Ted : Hey, your car's going to be fine.

Ted : This is the best auto shop around.

Ted : Look at this certificate.

Ted : One of the mechanics here finished a 64-ounce steak.

Robin : We felt bad that you guys were missing


But I am hoping that by the end of, like, 2018,

we can really start, like, really start getting our life

ready and prepared to throw another little one into the mix,

and I know that by doing that, that's at least

three to four years of, like, busy.

I mean, honestly, it's like the rest of your life

is super busy.

But, you know, when they're just like itty bitty baby,

they just rely on you so much, and you can't really

just be like, oh I'm just, you know, I've got a horse,

I've gotta do that.

Like, I've got a baby, that's more important.

So, just trying to figure out how to

manage all of that, and how to fit everything in,

and how we're gonna make it happen.

But I'm excited, the boys are always talking about

how much they want another baby,

and they want to be momma's baby,

but they need another baby, and it's just

the cutest thing ever.


Cameron : You ready?

Yeah.

Thanks.

Matty : You'd do the same for me.

Don't worry. You'll be fine.

You think I'll be better in time to pitch in the playoffs?

Claudia : Maybe next season.

Scott : We should have told him.

Claudia : He loves his brother, but if he understood what we were asking of him...

Scott : He loves his brother more than he loves baseball.


taste and it's it's kind of modern

taste and it's it's kind of modern progressive Thai foods so they are

progressive Thai foods so they are

progressive Thai foods so they are always creating new combinations of

always creating new combinations of

always creating new combinations of ingredients but still holding to the

ingredients but still holding to the

ingredients but still holding to the tide balance of flavor I think the

tide balance of flavor I think the

tide balance of flavor I think the chef's just have a real passion and also

chef's just have a real passion and also an acute knowledge of Thai flavor and

an acute knowledge of Thai flavor and

an acute knowledge of Thai flavor and high tastes and it really comes through

high tastes and it really comes through

high tastes and it really comes through the dishes when I was talking with chef

the dishes when I was talking with chef

the dishes when I was talking with chef Coby she mentioned that some of their

Coby she mentioned that some of their

Coby she mentioned that some of their signature dishes stay the same on the

signature dishes stay the same on the

signature dishes stay the same on the menu but a lot of the dishes rotate due

menu but a lot of the dishes rotate due

menu but a lot of the dishes rotate due to season and availability of

to season and availability of

to season and availability of ingredients and also they're always

ingredients and also they're always

ingredients and also they're always constantly developing and progressing

constantly developing and progressing

constantly developing and progressing their menu so they are experimenting

their menu so they are experimenting

their menu so they are experimenting with different ingredients and creating

with different ingredients and creating

with different ingredients and creating new dishes also I do want to mention

new dishes also I do want to mention

new dishes also I do want to mention that I didn't pay for my meal just

that I didn't pay for my meal just

that I didn't pay for my meal just because they're nice and we are friends


So this one is the gaeng kradom with the little fruits,

they're all below here, all of that coconut milk,

and then the shrimp; I have to just taste some

of that fruit first with some of that curry.


just so juicy it is like sugar juice and so one of the most common street food

so one of the most common street food

so one of the most common street food snacks in ton do is roast rabbit and

snacks in ton do is roast rabbit and

snacks in ton do is roast rabbit and rabbit is actually a very very common

rabbit is actually a very very common

rabbit is actually a very very common protein in citron as well so what they

protein in citron as well so what they

protein in citron as well so what they do is they roast the whole rabbit then

do is they roast the whole rabbit then

do is they roast the whole rabbit then what's convenient is that they they

what's convenient is that they they

what's convenient is that they they don't just serve it to you hole on the

don't just serve it to you hole on the

don't just serve it to you hole on the spit on the what they do is they shred

spit on the what they do is they shred

spit on the what they do is they shred the entire rabbit bones in all and they

the entire rabbit bones in all and they

the entire rabbit bones in all and they put it into this mixing bowl and add in

put it into this mixing bowl and add in

put it into this mixing bowl and add in again that sitchin Kilis ass mixture

again that sitchin Kilis ass mixture

again that sitchin Kilis ass mixture they added some oils they add in some


Taub : What happened to not letting House get to you?

Taub : You're like lemmings marching off the cliff of competitive humiliation.

Adams : All I'm doing is my job.

Adams : House has indicated that he considers me attractive.

Adams : There's nothing wrong with me using my strengths to my advantage.

Park : With an argument like that, maybe you should just drop down to your knees and...

Park : I mean, unless that's not your strength.

Dominika : Big hug, big man. It's cold out here'

Taub : At the risk of derailing this very productive photo shoot

Taub : and bickering session,

what about myesthenia gravis?


House : Well, I'm not.

Lucas : Well, then, you stay four feet behind me.

House : How do you know what they're talking about?

Lucas : I'm in the same grief counseling group. I recently lost my mother.

House : You'd get laid more often if you told them you lost a kid.

Lucas : I didn't lose a kid.

House : You're a PI, you can't lie?

Lucas : I can lie, I'm just not all that good at it.

Lucas : Dr. Cuddy's been over to Wilson's twice and phoned a bunch of times.

Lucas : Foreman called him. And the rest of the time


Item 28 : Your pet name for me.

Amy : Time's running out on this. You need to make a decision.

I submitted you a notarized list.

I'm sorry, but "Gollum" and "FIakey" are not acceptable.

Sheldon : Well, you don't like "Princess Corncob"

you don't like "Fester," you're just impossible to please.

Amy : We'll come back to that one.

Amy : This brings us to the final item

Amy : in our annual State of the Relationship summit.

Item 29 : Valentine's Day.

Ohh! The worst for last.

Sheldon : Classic Flakey.

Amy : Before you get upset,

Amy : I believe I've come up with a way for us to celebrate


You told her what you had to tell her.

House : Now you tell her you lied.

House : Even if you didn't.

Maddy : This is who you were supposed to be.

Abigail : You hate normal.

Maddy : It's not that simple.

Abigail : If I grow, I'll fade into the background.

Abigail : I'll be boring.


and milk and the main essentials.

He just keeps trying to let go of my hand.

We're heading into the store.

You ready to shopping with Momma?

You wanna a cart?

You're in the cart.

Do you see someone that you know?

- Hi.


House : So I'm the guy,

House : but you want the other guy,

House : who, by definition, can never be the guy.

Stacy : What's so great about you is you always think you're right.

And what's so frustrating about you is you are right so much of the time.

Stacy : You are brilliant,

Stacy : funny, surprising, sexy.

Stacy : But with you, I was lonely. And with Mark, there's room for me.

Okay.

Cuddy : I want to run something by you.


Addison : He and Derek used to work together back in New York.

And, uh...

they were... we were all... close friends.

Addison : Until...

Addison : Derek found us in bed together.

Richard to Derek : - You put your weight behind it? - Yes, sir.

Well, all right, then.

Derek : - What the hell is he doing here? - I have no idea.

Mark : Derek and I always did have the same taste in women.

Meredith : Excuse me?

Mark : You're Derek's lusty intern, right?

Meredith : I heard about you all the way back in New York.

Mark : You're famous.

Meredith : Well, I heard about you all the way here in Seattle.

Meredith : So I guess we have a lot in common.

Mark : We're the dirty mistresses.

Meredith : I suppose we are.

My $400-an-hour shrink says it's...

Mark : because behind this rugged and confident exterior

I'm self-destructive and self-Ioathing

Mark : to an almost pathological degree.

Meredith : Hey, we do have a lot in common.

Mark : You know, it's funny.

MVO : Der...

Mark : Derek walks in on me naked with his wife,

Mark : actually in the throes.


just couldn't get it so fond dude

just couldn't get it so fond dude seriously I feel like if I live here the

seriously I feel like if I live here the vlogs would go to crap which is super

vlogs would go to crap which is super

vlogs would go to crap which is super fun till my arms that I feel like rubber

fun till my arms that I feel like rubber right now just getting back to those I

right now just getting back to those I

right now just getting back to those I gotta tell you this ride just pulled the

gotta tell you this ride just pulled the kid a leaf lizard Oh

kid a leaf lizard Oh

kid a leaf lizard Oh check him it up yes my deliverance he

check him it up yes my deliverance he

check him it up yes my deliverance he does look like a lizard telling the kids

does look like a lizard telling the kids I swam with my hat the hole I surfed

I swam with my hat the hole I surfed

I swam with my hat the hole I surfed with my hat all it was like commitment

with my hat all it was like commitment

with my hat all it was like commitment and it would fall off I would find it

and it would fall off I would find it

and it would fall off I would find it and fall off I'd find it and I'm like

and fall off I'd find it and I'm like

and fall off I'd find it and I'm like you know what I'm not meant to leave

you know what I'm not meant to leave

you know what I'm not meant to leave this house I'm meant to have this hat I

this house I'm meant to have this hat I

this house I'm meant to have this hat I sit on top of the van right when we're


and I wanna make it just perfect.

But I broke into the Easter treats, you guys.

We got Easter SweeTarts.

This is like chicks, eggs and bunnies, I think.

Those are amazing.

I got Missy another chicken and a pig. laughs

Just some flowers.

And this morning, while Ollie was eating breakfast,

he was like, "Hey, there's eggs in those flowers."

laughs So we're gettin' things a little bit set up.

We didn't have any time to even decorate

for Easter this year,

and we really do like to decorate for the seasons

and kinda just get into it

and make your house feel changing and different,

but man, we traveled so much last month

that we just did not get around to it, so.

Now we are headed to the mall

and gonna see if we can get some stuff done today.

- [Bryan] Ollie, be careful.

- Don't fall in.

- [Bryan] Oh, my gosh.

- [Missy] You're gonna fall in.

- [Bryan] No, Ollie. Okay.

You're really kinda scaring me now. laughs

- I know you're not great with it.

The waterfall, huh?


Are you aware that unagi is an eel?

-What's up? -I can't figure out what to make Monica.

Why don't you make her one of your little jokes?

I'm going crazy. Do you have anything homemade?

You know what? She'd love this.


Honestly, it looks to me like the work of someone who was once traumatized.

Castle : Ah! Childhood trauma. What'd I tell you?

Beckett : Doc Holloway, this is Richard Castle.

Dr. Holloway. Say hello to the nice psychiatrist, Feggin.

Hello.

I will arrange for someone from Social Services to come get Mr. Lockerby.

And if you want, I can have someone get him, too.

Are you gonna eat that?

Castle : Eat my own grandchild? What am I, a monster?

Beckett : Maybe that bite was catching.

Castle : It's a school health sciences project, helping de-romanticize having a family


- What do you think? - You proposed the experiment.

Leonard : I think you should present your findings first.

Lesley : Fair enough.

Lesley : On the plus side, it was a good kiss, reasonable technique...

Lesley : ...no extraneous spittle.

Lesley : On the other hand, no arousal.

- None? - None.

Leonard : Ah.

Leonard : Well, thank you for your time.

Penny : - Thank you. - Hmm.


Barney : I'm just agreeing with Ted.

Marshall : It's my dad.


I'm sorry you didn't get to go to Space Camp...

...and I'm hoping that maybe somehow this may help make up for it. Okay?

Presenting...

...Sarah Tuddle's Private Very Special Space Camp!


Sheldon : What are you going to do?

Sheldon : Take people's drink orders and get them wrong?

Leonard : Do it.

Sheldon : What? Did she do it yet?

Amy : She plans on flirting with members of the tenure committee to further Leonard's cause.

Sheldon : Well, that's a fine how-do-you-do.

Sheldon : Don't just stand there, take your breasts out.


...just for coming out of the closet.

l didn't get one response, and l'm dead!

Chandler : Well, the gay community is a lot more vocal than the dead community.

l can't believe this. Not even my geology lab partner. And l carried that guy!


Monica : Hey, look at me! I'm making jam!

- I've been at it since 4 a.m. - Where'd you get fruit at 4 a.m.?

Went down to the docks. Betcha didn't know you can get it wholesale.

Rachel : I didn't know there were docks.

Monica : - Hey. - Hey.

Ross : Is it broken?

No, but I gotta wear this for a couple weeks.

Rachel : Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?

No. I had a whole story worked out, but then...

Joey : ...Chandler sold me out.


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