House : Clinical depression does not cause fever.

Foreman : - She could be sick and depressed. - She's sick.

Oh, damn it. Why didn't I think of that?

- Yeah, that's what I meant. - Elevated sed rate indicates inflammation.

Foreman : Hypersomnia and personality changes point toward the brain.

House : Not the spleen?

House : Thank goodness we hired a neurologist.

House : Brain symptoms. Hmm. Could this be a brain problem?

Cameron : No other systemic signs of inflammation. Probably not vasculitis.

Chase : What about parasites? Malaria, Chagas.

But the patient's never been outside of the United States... especially the tropics.

Chase : You mean she claims she's never been outside the U.S. - Very good.

Doesn't matter. Blood and C.S.F. smears show no sign of parasites.

Has to be a tumor then. - A tumor sitting directly on top of the brain stem...

Foreman : that three E.R. doctors, two neurologists and a radiologist missed?

House : Partridge in a pear tree missed it too.

House : Redo the blood work, and get a new M.R.I. with two-millimeter cuts through the mesodiencephalic.

House : And check for evil stepmothers.

House : This much sleep usually indicates poison apples.

Anything else besides the shortness of breath?

Mrs. Campbell : Not really. It's actually just kind of a tightness.

House : You smoke? No, never.

House : - Exercise? - Eight hours a day.

Mrs. Campbell : - I teach preschool. - Sounds fun.

House : Any history of heart disease in your family?

Mrs. Campbell : Not that I know of. Take a deep breath.

House : Been under a lot of stress lately? No more than usual.

House : You're probably just a little anemic.

I'm gonna do an E.K.G. just to make sure.

Do I need to take this off? Uh, no. You can just pull that down in front.


-Hi. -Hi.

Hi.

I think there's something that we really need to talk about.


Sheldon : I don't see why not.

Bernadette : He's eating. That's a good sign.

Howard : You're gonna have to wait one hour

Howard : until you can go swimming again.

laughs

Bernadette : He's pretty cute. He is.

Howard : Should we... name him?

Bernadette : It is Valentine's Day.

Bernadette : How about Valentino?

Howard : Nice. A classic rabbit name.

both laugh

Howard : Peter Rabbit, Roger Rabbit. Valentino Wolowitz Rabbit.

Howard : Oh, look at all that chest hair and overbite.

Howard : Of course you're a Wolowitz.

both laugh

Son of a bitch! He bit me!


Ryan : Looks like he's back in town.

Esposito : Nice of him to call.

All right, guys, you can stop pining for your girlfriend.

After all, we got a body full of holes.

Beckett : So what else do we know about our victim?

Esposito : She's got a boyfriend, Evan Murphy, who's on his way.

Beckett : Okay, let's go upstairs and see what else we can find.

He really is ruggedly handsome. Mmm.

Esposito : From the spatter pattern, she was backing away from the door.

Esposito : After the first bullet hits her, she tries to get away,

Esposito : got nowhere to go but out the window.

So, a large caliber gun,

Beckett : round goes through her and breaks the glass.

Esposito : She goes diving out.

Ryan : Looks like she was leaving town.


Janice : You can't live without me. And you know it.

Janice : You just don't know you know it.


Marshall : I may have mentioned it in passing to a couple of colleagues at work.

Marshall : I'm sorry about that, but you know what?

I gottaa be able to tell my dad.

Lily : Your dad is the last person you should tell!

Lily : The man is too involved in our lives!

Barney : It's like, every time the phone rings...

Marshall's dad : Lily, Marvin Eriksen.

Marshall's dad : I noticed you hadn't changed your last name yet.


Mm, fresh cilantro.

Awesome.

Oh, the fried scallions.

That is bringing in flavor, you can tell.

Mm.

Okay.

I want to get a nice big bite with lots of cilantro.


Would you like a chocolate?

Penny : Um, yeah, sure.


"That whore mistress of his over in Flatbush."

And when she confronted you about it this morning,

you told her that you went into the city

because the store alarm was going off.

Castle : We checked.

Beckett : It wasn't.

Beckett : So who are you lying to, Luca? Me, or your wife?


Brock : Thank you.

Beckett : Mr. Harmon, Detective Beckett. This is Mr. Castle.

Castle : Hi, Mr. Harmon. Huge fan. Huge fan.


And there's no better time than,

oh yeah, it's just after midnight.

speaking in foreign language


Leonard : ...on Billy the Kid's cowboy hat?

Howard : What? Please. This is Billy the Kid we're talking about.

Howard : The wizard would get shot before he could get out the words :

"What the hell is Billy the Kid doing in the mystic realm of Ka'a?"

Leonard, ahem...

Stuart : ...what's the deal with Sheldon's friend Amy?

Stuart : - Are they a couple? - A couple of weirdos. Why?

Are you interested in Amy?

Stuart : Well, I mean, she didn't look through me...

Stuart : ...with soul-sucking, ball-shriveling hatred and contempt.

Stuart : I like that in a woman.

Stuart : Could you run it by Sheldon if I could ask her out?


Gabe : That's so cool. Do you guys work together a lot?

Chase : Not really.

Gabe : When can I go home?

Chase : We'll see.

Chase : Looks like you got your appetite back. That's a good sign.

Chase : Want some water? Yes.

Sarah : - Ah! - Here you go.

Whoops. That's all right. Water's cheap.

Cameron : - Oh, God. - What?


she is just enjoying it to the max

she is just enjoying it to the max that's awesome


And we've got Wonder Woman in the flesh, incarnate.

My wife is actually a Wonder Woman, you guys.

Look at what she's doing right now,

setting up this whole party!

You're amazing and you look good

in that Wonder Woman outfit.

You and June are matching, that's so cute!

June, are you helping set up for the party?

Yeah?

Hi baby!

All right, we just got the cutest birthday message

from our friends Carl and Ginger and all the boys!

- You wanna see it?

- [Bryan] You want to see it?

- Okay, here it is!

â« Happy Birthday to you

â« Happy Birthday to you

â« Happy Birthday, Dear Finn

â« Happy Birthday to you! â«

giggling

- [Bryan] That's so cute, huh, Finn?

- Did you like that?

- [Bryan] Can you say thank you?

- Say thank you.


and Ollie was like we'll let's step it up a notch, huh.

- Yeah.

- I was like who should we do the Handcuff Challenge with?

And Ollie you said...

- A surprise mystery guest.

- [Bryan] A surprise mystery guest!

- Yeah.

- Ollie are you so excited to see who the mystery

guest is that you're going to be handcuffed to?

- Yeah, I'm so excited!

- Yeah, thumbs up if you guys are excited

to see who the mystery guest is going to be

and let us know down below in the comments.

Who do you think it's going to be?

Ollie, who do you think it's gonna be?

Do you think it's gonna be Santa Claus?

- Yep

- [Bryan] Maybe Captain Jack Sparrow?

- Yep.

- [Bryan] We'll see okay?

- Let's do this.

- [Bryan] All right Ollie, are you ready?

- Yeah.

- [Bryan] All right, he's got his arm out

and he's covering his eyes

and someone is handcuffing themselves to you.

Who do you think it is Ollie?

Open your eyes and see!

Papa!

- [Bryan] It's Papa!

laughter

- [Bryan] Are you so excited to be

handcuffed to Papa, Ollie?


Beckett : make a payoff during one of his scams.

Elise Finnegan : That's not what it was!

Beckett : - Then what was it? - I can't...

Beckett : Elise, the man that you loved is dead. I am trying to find his killer. Help me.

Elise Finnegan : Steven wasn't a con man.

Beckett : - Elise, we... - He wasn't.

Elise Finnegan : He was in the CIA.

Castle : - This is the best case ever. - Shut up.

Beckett : What makes you think he was in the CIA?

Elise Finnegan : A month after we started dating,

Elise Finnegan : he told me that he couldn't bear lying to me anymore.

Elise Finnegan : He wasn't really a corporate lawyer.

Elise Finnegan : He was a CIA agent on a top-secret case.

Beckett : And what part of this case involves conning first-graders?

Elise Finnegan : Well... That was part of his mission.

Beckett : Next you're gonna tell me that Wheeler was also a secret agent.

Beckett : - Oh, come on! - Think about it.

Elise Finnegan : Wheeler works at the International School.

Elise Finnegan : Half of those students are the children of UN diplomats.

Elise Finnegan : Syria, China, the Middle East.

Elise Finnegan : Getting close to their kids allowed Steven unique access

Elise Finnegan : to some of our country's worst enemies.

Beckett : - That is... - Pretty smart.

Elise Finnegan : Steven wasn't killed for being a con man.

Elise Finnegan : He was killed for his intelligence work.

No.

Castle : - I'm just saying... - No.

Castle : - You can't deny there's a possibility... - He is not in the CIA.

I'll bet you a dollar.


You're right, the party's fantastic! Tell me more.

Howard : I haven't heard enough about it, because hearing about that never gets old!

- Is this about the space thing again? - I'm not allowed to talk about it...

Howard : ...but since you brought it up, I went to space. Space, space, space!


laughing

- [Mark] I don't know if there's anything more entertaining

than watching a sea squirt, squirt!

Oh ho ho ho.

But she's loving it too, she is,

you chose the right stall, she's friendly,

she's awesome, she is just,

yeah we're just getting a selection,

that skree skirt, sea squirt type number two.

water splashing

speaking in foreign language


- This is my life

- You're in Alabama wearing a flamingo hat right now.

laughter

upbeat music

- Oh my god, a flamigo?

- [Missy] Yeah.

- My hat is complete.

- [Missy] Love it!

laughter

- [Bryan] Well look who's awake?

Finn has been sleeping the whole time.

Coming down to his fan club.

Finn, you got your own fan club, buddy.

What's up dude?

- You want to see the party?

- [Bryan] Let's go party.

upbeat music


House : about your own past urinary issues,

House : you don't dare broach the subject.

House : Oh, come on.

House : You spending the night over at Bobby Samson's?

Foreman : I did not wet the bed, I spilled a drink.

House : We're not buying it, Eric. We never bought it.

Foreman : Why are you telling him these things?

Marcus : What's the big deal? It was 25 years ago.

Foreman : Oxygenated and de-oxygenated blood mix,

Foreman : the rough flow causes a clot, explains the heart and head.

Marcus : Like that power forward from Loyola Marymount when he...

Foreman : Hank Gathers? That's not what happened to him.

Whoa, let your brother speak.

Foreman : What happened to Hank Gathers?

Marcus : Conference tournament.

Marcus : Alley-oop dunk, jams it home,

Marcus : then he runs up the court and splat.

Marcus : He dropped dead of a heart thing right there on the court.

Taub : I remember that. On autopsy they found

he had a hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.

House : Rage and tachycardia are warning signs.

Seriously?

Foreman : Because my brother remembers a basketball game?

House : Hey, I don't care where an idea comes from,

House : as long as it makes sense and embarrasses someone.

Wilson : Are you out of your mind?

House : As a former psychiatric patient,

House : I take offense at that terminology.

Wilson : All I did was ban you from my tub.

Wilson : Whatever happened to proportional response?

Wilson : Whatever happened to coherent conversation?


Meredith : - Absolutely. - While I was down there

Sylvia : it was like a shock went through my body.

Kyle : - And she... clenched. - Clenched?

Sylvia : - My jaw. It just shut. - Oh, and I panicked.

I grabbed the fork off the table and it was just instinctual.

Sylvia : It doesn't hurt that much.

Sylvia : We just didn't want to pull it out. It's in pretty good.


on the Spiderman balloon.

Good luck, Ollie.


Amy? Amy? Amy?


Colleen Mccann : Sorry about the mess.

Colleen Mccann : It's just... It's been hard since Doug left.

Colleen Mccann : Sweetie, just go play in your room.

Colleen Mccann : So, what happened? My deadbeat ex got arrested again?

Beckett : Actually, Miss McCann, we're here about your brother.


working on the CD for what like a year

working on the CD for what like a year now okay

now okay

now okay we're gonna sleep like a year now it's

we're gonna sleep like a year now it's

we're gonna sleep like a year now it's been a really long project okay all the

been a really long project okay all the

been a really long project okay all the kids were destroying them yeah Ollie do

kids were destroying them yeah Ollie do

kids were destroying them yeah Ollie do you want to sign some CDs - yeah I'll

you want to sign some CDs - yeah I'll

you want to sign some CDs - yeah I'll have to see if you can sign some okay

have to see if you can sign some okay

have to see if you can sign some okay and maybe pin - cuz Ollie is on the CD

and maybe pin - cuz Ollie is on the CD

and maybe pin - cuz Ollie is on the CD how cool is that though ollie

how cool is that though ollie

how cool is that though ollie yeah they're cool we have physical CDs


I just showed him the photo

of him grinding the chilis.

He just burst out into just ultra happiness.

laughing

speaking in foreign language

laughing

What an amazing man.

Thank you.

We got some of the fresh saag.

Just gonna sample it raw real fast.


Lee : I didn't mean it. I was just frustrated.

Lee : She kept missing rehearsals, showing up distracted.

Look, if she fumbles a lift, I'm the one who blows a knee.

But that's not all it was, was it?

Beckett : You were pushing Jade for a more intimate relationship.

Lee : Not once I got to know her.

Lee : She wasn't as serious about her craft as I thought,

Lee : and I just got sick of dealing with her.

Lee : But it all got way easier the second I knew she was leaving.


three months I've had like a deadline in place in my head

place in my head

place in my head and I've been working towards that and

and I've been working towards that and

and I've been working towards that and I've managed to keep the project on

I've managed to keep the project on

I've managed to keep the project on target it's been so hard with so many

target it's been so hard with so many

target it's been so hard with so many different like trades and contractors a

different like trades and contractors a

different like trades and contractors a plan is to do a big like hour-long

plan is to do a big like hour-long

plan is to do a big like hour-long documentary special thing all about

documentary special thing all about

documentary special thing all about renovating the house from from when we

renovating the house from from when we

renovating the house from from when we bought it all the way up to finishing it

bought it all the way up to finishing it and I'll be able to talk more about you


Somehow they Kind of They Kind of Deep-fry and Puff Up into an almost in the inner Tube


everybody says that was the best blog

everybody says that was the best blog they ever saw

they ever saw

they ever saw [Music]

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wardo he's going on his sort or we're

wardo he's going on his sort or we're gonna be Bardo Jeana farm well you're

gonna be Bardo Jeana farm well you're

gonna be Bardo Jeana farm well you're not going in here somewhere tour today

Aldo stole well though we can't clone it Alexia that mediate the whole treatment

Alexia that mediate the whole treatment

Alexia that mediate the whole treatment month truth what's in here have you got

month truth what's in here have you got

month truth what's in here have you got something in here for me

something in here for me

something in here for me whichever pinkie is it a stinker yeah

whichever pinkie is it a stinker yeah

whichever pinkie is it a stinker yeah very very long time I haven't a key you

very very long time I haven't a key you

very very long time I haven't a key you have been asked

have been asked

have been asked you haven't been asking that was the


Beckett : and why you were there, she discovered the truth.

I wanna talk to my lawyer.

Beckett : Without a confession, our case is purely speculative.

Well, we could dig into Walter's life, maybe find some proof.

Beckett : And some motive, too, if we're lucky.

Castle : Okay, so it's not just me. Walter has no real motive, does he?

Beckett : No. I mean why would Walter help Billy kill his wife?

Beckett : Yeah, sure, they're friends, but what was in it for Walter?

Castle : It's not like they agreed to kill each other's wives

Castle : like Strangers on a Train.

Castle : Though what we saw of Walter's relationship,

Castle : I'm sure he thought about it.

Esposito : Hey, guys. I found something in Walter's phone records,

Esposito : and I'm not quite sure what to make of it.


Hayley : - I was chosen specifically. - Yeah.

Beth : And your buddy, Bryce, was only leveraged

Beth : to do this job to get to you.

Esposito : Karla's telling the truth.

Ryan : Motel security cameras prove

Ryan : that she was there during Bryce's murder.

Esposito : Lanie says that both

Esposito : Bryce and Marcus were stabbed by the same killer.

Esposito : So it looks like this Edgar guy is our new number-one suspect.

Any leads on the cigar smoker?

Not yet, but we're going to go canvass smoking clubs throughout the city.

Yeah, ifwe're lucky,

Esposito : somebody saw Marcus and Edgar meeting.

Beckett : And what about that laptop?

Beckett : Was Hayley able to identify who created that worm program?

Ryan : Not yet.

Hayley : Damn it.

Alexis : You've been working that thing for hours.

Alexis : You need to take a break.

Hayley : Uh, this Edgar fellow has a serious hurt-on for me

Hayley : and he killed Bryce because of it.

Hayley : I'll take a break when that bastard is dead.

Hello. I'm in.

Hayley : I have unlocked the security for the worm.

Alexis : What is it?

Hayley : I recognize this code.

Alexis : You do? How?

Hayley : Because I helped design it a long, long time ago.

Alexis : What are you talking about?

Hayley : Damn it, his laptop is rubbish.

Hayley : I'm going to need something with more horsepower

Hayley : in order to get to the bottom of this.

Alexis : - I'll get your laptop from the back. - You're a dear, thank you.


Gates : We bring in more shifts.

Gates : Someone on that list

Gates : saw the bomb being planted within our 47-second window.

Gates : We find that person, we find the bomber.

Beckett : Thank you for your time.

Well, that was unhelpful.

Castle : Yeah. I'm starting to sense a pattern.

This next woman says that she was in the middle of the whole thing.

Corinne : We were right here. It's like the bomb went off right next to us.

Who's "we"? Me and my sister, Nadia.

Corinne : She's out there right now, waiting. Should I go get her?

Beckett : No. Actually it's better if we just talk one on one.

Beckett : Now, were the two of you participating in the protests?

Corinne : Do I look like I'm in the 99%?

Corinne : No. We'd just left this bridal boutique near the Plaza.

Corinne : Nadia's getting married in June.

Beckett : And did you notice anyone standing near the light post?

Corinne : I don't think so.

Okay, well, I'm gonna need you to tell us everything that you remember

Beckett : from just before the bombing, starting with where you were.

Corinne : We were at the coffee truck, just trying to figure out our next move.

Corinne : I'm a little shopped out, Nadia.

Corinne : I mean, you tried on 11 dresses.

They made me look like the Stay Puft Marshmallow.

Nadia : We have to keep looking.


George : - Dr. Grey, how are you doing? - You're here. Good.

Ellis : I need the results of the barium esophagram or the EGD.

Ellis : And you have neither. OK, no worries. I'll be here when you get back.

Richard : So today you're her intern. Well, that's better than being her husband.

George : - That's a matter of opinion. - Good morning, Ellis.

Ellis : Richard, good to see you. I need those labs immediately.

George softly : Chief? She's not a surgical patient anymore.

George softly : And I'd really like to get back to the OR.

So, do you think I could hand her off to someone else?

Richard softly : O'Malley, Alzheimer's causes her reality to shift depending on situation or mood.

Richard softly : She needs stability right now.

Richard softly : That's why I'm depending on you to keep a special eye on her.

Yes, I know, sir.

George : But, you know, it just doesn't seem fair to me.

Ellis : I need those studies yesterday.

Richard : You heard the doctor.

Richard : Get moving.

I saw that. I saw you take that pill.


Okay, I know this is what you did...

but that doesn't sound like me.

Okay, but it can be. It can be you.

Rachel : And you can stay with us. Right, Phoebe?


Like do a bazillion push-ups.

No one can do 100.

Do you smell that?

No.

It smells like there's a little bitch in my gym.

Are you being a little bitch in my gym?

No.

Then get on the floor and give me 100!


has a kind of cafeteria but a beer beer

has a kind of cafeteria but a beer beer hall feel to it and being put up in the

hall feel to it and being put up in the

hall feel to it and being put up in the kitchen over there and then giant signs

kitchen over there and then giant signs

kitchen over there and then giant signs of beer back there

I

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you


Stuart : Raj, if it's any consolation,

Stuart : I'm no better off than I was ten years ago.

Oh, yay!

Raj : I have a doctorate in astrophysics

Raj : and I'm every bit as awesome

Raj : as the pasty-faced owner of a comic book store!

Raj! Show some compassion.

Sheldon : Those are things that we think but don't say.


Beckett : That reminds me.

I had unis sweep Lucas's house. You know what they didn't find?

Beckett : Wires. Magnets. Anything that would explain that stuff we saw flying around.


serve they serve this akasaki style meal which is specialty regional little

which is specialty regional little

which is specialty regional little cuisines and little little dishes

cuisines and little little dishes

cuisines and little little dishes oftentimes they serve regional dishes as

oftentimes they serve regional dishes as well as local specialties and also

well as local specialties and also

well as local specialties and also seasonal ingredients using seasonal

seasonal ingredients using seasonal

seasonal ingredients using seasonal ingredients so this is this is like a

ingredients so this is this is like a

ingredients so this is this is like a extremely fancy Japanese meal just

extremely fancy Japanese meal just

extremely fancy Japanese meal just pretty it's pretty to look at I think

pretty it's pretty to look at I think

pretty it's pretty to look at I think I'll just go ahead and start with my

I'll just go ahead and start with my

I'll just go ahead and start with my left hand side way and I think this is

left hand side way and I think this is

left hand side way and I think this is some kind of an egg custard but you can

some kind of an egg custard but you can

some kind of an egg custard but you can see even that decoration this is a tiny

see even that decoration this is a tiny

see even that decoration this is a tiny piece of cilantro there's a shrimp in

piece of cilantro there's a shrimp in

piece of cilantro there's a shrimp in there two little red dots oh that's like

there two little red dots oh that's like a it's like a paste maybe it's not a


Esposito : He didn't. Then let me prove it.

Ryan?

Beckett : All right, thanks for your help.


Penny : Oh, damn. They cancelled my Visa.

Penny : Oh, yay, a new MasterCard.

Sheldon : Uh-oh.

Penny : -What? -I was going to get my mail.

Penny : Okay.

Penny : Are you hoping to get it telepathically?

Sheldon : I think you mean telekinetically.

Sheldon : And no.

Wasn't sure of the protocol now you and Leonard are no longer having coitus.

Sheldon : Ugh.

Penny : God, can we please just say "no longer seeing each other"?

Sheldon : Well, we could if it were true.

Sheldon : You live in the same building. You see each other all the time.

Sheldon : The variable which has changed is the coitus.

Penny : Okay, here's the protocol.

Penny : You and I are still friends, and you stop saying coitus.


Ted : Karen and I haven't seen each other since thanksgiving.

I mean, we're both really invested

Ted : In making this long-distance thing work, so...

Marshall : All right, well, call me if you change your mind.

Marshall : My odometer's going to hit 100k.

Ted : No.

Ted : She'd be so bummed if I left early.


Meet me at the Randy's Donut by the airport at 2 : 00 a.m.

Sheldon : What is that you're eating?

Sheldon : Tonight is pizza night.

Leonard : I'd like to refer that to my attorney.

Priya : According to what I see here,

Priya : Thursday nights are Franconi's pizza night.

Sheldon : Yes, and when Franconi's went out of business,

Sheldon : we switched to Graziano's.

Howard : That's interesting.

Howard : Can you just switch restaurants like that, Priya?


almost completely away just left with

almost completely away just left with that subtle flavor of liver by the same

that subtle flavor of liver by the same

that subtle flavor of liver by the same time like we're shooing it the liver

time like we're shooing it the liver

time like we're shooing it the liver breaks down you're getting all that

breaks down you're getting all that

breaks down you're getting all that different spices that's that's in there

different spices that's that's in there

different spices that's that's in there and there's spices in the liver goes

and there's spices in the liver goes

and there's spices in the liver goes hand in hand by the way this is

hand in hand by the way this is

hand in hand by the way this is ridiculous and what I also like about

ridiculous and what I also like about

ridiculous and what I also like about this is that you can kind of you know

this is that you can kind of you know

this is that you can kind of you know it's like a little spaceship right can I


Sheldon : Are you two ever getting married?

Sheldon : And, if so, where will we all live? Have you thought about that?

Leonard : -No. -Penny?

OK, wait. What are we doing?

Leonard : For some reason, we're planning a future

Leonard : where we both live with Sheldon forever.

Sheldon : Good. Now we're getting somewhere.

Penny : Look, I know you think I'm being reckless, and you might be right,

Penny : but I need to take this shot.

Sheldon : No kidding. Despite what it says on her resume, she is no longer 22.


They came over and actually help me mixed the noodles, so now the sauce is nice and integrated. I love noodles for breakfast. Oh


Sheldon : I went to the FBI and retracted my statement.

Howard : And they were okay with that?

Sheldon : No. If anything, I made it worse.

Sheldon : In any case, I have been riddled with guilt,

Sheldon : which is causing Gorn-infested REM sleep.

Sheldon : So, I'm here now to say I'm sorry.

Howard : Are you kidding me?

Howard : You've set my career back at least two years,

Howard : and you think you can make it right with "I'm sorry"?

Leonard : Yes.

Sheldon : I followed the social protocol.

Sheldon : I attempted to right the wrong, and when I failed to do so,

Sheldon : I delivered a heartfelt apology.

Sheldon : Now you say,

"Apology accepted,"

Sheldon : and I will offer you a one-time-only high five.

Howard : Your apology is not accepted.

Sheldon : You're tricking me.

Sheldon : It really is, isn't it?

Howard : Leave me alone, Sheldon.

Dr Tyson : Dr. Cooper, I just wanted you to know

Dr Tyson : I'm sorry for the role I played in the Pluto matter.


Amy : The kind who almost put a pillow over your face last night.

Sheldon : Wow.

Sheldon : I anticipated we'd have problems,


Incredibly you I wish it can take this stuff back with me on the plane. Oh, oh, thank you

Also, this nice lady here. Just just laugh gave me a piece of this octopus. Thank you auntie

It was awesome hMM

Crunchy So friendly here as I kept watching I came to this intersection, and this is all street food vendors right now

I'm standing in the middle of the foodie market in Korea, and everything is just look so good

I'm experiencing some sort of food deleria right now because they're just so many things I want to eat and it's everywhere


-Oh, make it stop! -I am trying!

Joey : Get the ball. Ready? Get the ball!


Rachel : Oh, my God, it's Brussels sprouts!

Ross : That's worse than no food.


Robin : Ted, up here.

Huh?

Robin : You were just staring at my shirt boobs.


Nurse Hamid.

We're all ready, we're set and the long nose.

What a fish!

That bone structure!

speaks in foreign language


Are you sure she doesn't want to just take you back to her lair,

hang you upside-down, and deposit her eggs in you?

James Wilson : Excellent disguise, House.

Lisa Cuddy : You two are really that serious?

James Wilson : She's pretty. She's funny. Maybe she's a little more...

Evil?

...aggressive than you'd expect for me.

James Wilson : But, I'm happy. Can't I just enjoy what that feels like for a while?


How'd someone get your card number?

Monica : No idea. Look how much they spent.

Rachel : You only have to pay for the stuff you bought.

Still, it's just such reckless spending.

When somebody steals...

...they've already thrown caution to the wind.

Chandler : Wow, what a geek. They spent $69. 95 on a Wonder Mop.

Monica : That's me.

You see, when I say geek, I mean

The hell with it, you bought a $70 mop, you're a geek.

Oh, yuck. Ross, he's doing it again.

Ross : Marcel, stop humping the lamp.

Ross : Stop humping. Now, Marcel, come Come here, Marcel.


I've never felt so German in my entire life.

Have never been so German, ever been to Germany in my life,

this is my first time in Germany, this is awesome!

It's been a really, really long day,

I'm starting to get into that kind of blurry stage

that I didn't sleep last night,

and then been out walking around and eating all day,

or maybe that's from my pork knuckle

that's making me a little blurry.

But anyway, it's been a fantastic day,

first day in Germany, this is my first-ever trip to Germany,

and I always knew that my dad had roots in Germany,

or somewhere around this region of Europe,

but then being able to take the DNA test,

and knowing for certain that I had ancestry in Germany,


Kenny : Sparky was my best friend, but after I married Helen,

Kenny : old Spark started to feel a little left out.

Ted : For so long, it had been just me and him,

Kenny : but now he suddenly felt like Helen had taken his place.

Kenny : What Sparky didn't realize was, even though I loved Helen,

Kenny : I still loved him, too.

Kenny : I had room in my heart for both of them.

Kenny : But maybe I should have put aside

Kenny : some special ball-tossing time just for the two of us

to make sure Sparky knew that he was a good boy.

Kenny : I wish now I had,

Kenny : 'cause old Sparky ran out in front of a Cadillac

Kenny : and got splattered like a watermelon

Kenny : in one of them Gallagher shows.

Marshall : I'm sorry, Ted! I'm sorry!

Ted : No, I'm sorry.

Ted : I never should have been mad at you!

Marshall : No, I never should have brought Lily.

Marshall : She pees all the time, even at the apartment.

Marshall : Still bros?

Ted : Best bros.


I can't believe this. So you're totally fine.


Wilson : I've gotta do what's right for me. You gotta do what's right for you.

Yeah. But it comes easier for me.

Taub : Where is he? Where is he?


SHELDON : A word of warning :

Sheldon : My guest is a noted physicist...

Sheldon : ...and the leading expert on quantum cosmology...

Sheldon : ...so please try to avoid wasting her time with female gibber-gabber.

Female gibber-gabber?

Sheldon : Shoe sales, hair styles, mud masks...

Sheldon : ...gossip about your friends, Brad and Angelina.

PENNY : No, they're not my friends.

SHELDON : Not surprised, considering how you talk about them behind their backs.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Leonard : She's here. She's here. How do I look? Do I look smart?


eye rash I'll keep an ear okay deal deal fine high five don't you

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for my seafood is going into the water

for my seafood is going into the water oh man thank you I just tell me agree of

oh man thank you I just tell me agree of the items on my plate right now we're

the items on my plate right now we're

the items on my plate right now we're actually started to our freshly cooked

actually started to our freshly cooked

actually started to our freshly cooked one I kind of put together myself and

one I kind of put together myself and

one I kind of put together myself and the other is the mixed dish there's so

the other is the mixed dish there's so

the other is the mixed dish there's so much light cooking going on in this but

much light cooking going on in this but

much light cooking going on in this but babe and I haven't got to the best part

babe and I haven't got to the best part

babe and I haven't got to the best part after I just keep anticipating the next

after I just keep anticipating the next

after I just keep anticipating the next round at this buffet because right after

round at this buffet because right after this I'm going to a really cool place I

this I'm going to a really cool place I

this I'm going to a really cool place I just got to show you guys but let me let


How dare you!

Leonard : Listen, I should warn you

Leonard : that maybe asking Amy out isn't a good idea.

Sheldon : Barry, a word?

Leonard : And now the crazy version of what I just said.

Sheldon : If you intend to pursue Amy,

Sheldon : you leave me with no choice but to put a stop to it.

Barry : And how are you gonna do that?

Sheldon : By challenging you to a duel.

You've had one lesson. I'll destroy you.

Sheldon : That is why the duel will take place

Sheldon : at high noon, three years from today.

Sheldon : If you're worth your salt as an instructor,

Sheldon : I should be ready by then.

Sheldon : Yeah, and be warned.

Sheldon : I'm going to touch you all over.

Wow. That-that was crazier than I thought.

Penny : All right, I'm not saying


Naomi : OK, we should check your FSH and your estradiol levels

Naomi : and we should probably do an antral follicle count.

Holy crap. I'm going to have a baby.

Sam : - Treadmill, huh? - Hm.

Sam : OK. What's going on?

I tried to take it up to ten and do the hilly terrain mode

which you can do if you're an Olympian. I paused and went flying off.

No, what's going on with you pushing yourself this hard?

Sam : This is your fourth sports injury in three months.

Kathy : I am a sexual person.

Kathy : I'm a normal sexual person. I like sex.

I need sex. And he won't do it.

He won't have sex with me. He just... won't.

Hope you mean your husband. Not hoping, 'cause of the no sex part...

- It's been 18 months. 18 months! - Wow.

Kathy : Do you have any idea what that is like?

My husband won't do it!

Kathy : - So you know what I do? - You run?

Kathy : I run. I run so I won't sleep with someone else.

Kathy : I run so I have someplace to channel my energies.

Kathy : I run so I won't pick up a tire iron and beat my husband to death! I need sex!

Kathy : - You'd do it with me, right? - Hm?


...so l can beat Mike at ''Who's More Over Who'' !

-Where have you been? -Trying on clothes.

Oh, really? ln the dressing room? Well, that's so weird.

Phoebe and l were in the dressing room. Gosh, it's just such a small world.

Rachel, l heard you two guys whispering.

Rachel : Oh, God, you did, you heard. Okay, look, let me explain.

Charlie : There's nothing to explain. l heard you.

Charlie : Phoebe likes Joey.


Wilson : Let's see. I'm thinking, Colonel Mustard,

in the music room with a candlestick.

House : There's no music room. It's the conservatory.

Wilson : - Same thing. - No, it isn't.

House : If we don't find out what she's using and start treatment immediately,

House : - he'll be dead in a week. - If you're right.

Wilson : If Foreman's right, you'd have basically raped an innocent woman.

Wilson : My wife fired the maid.

Wilson : Apparently she's getting rid of everything that reminds her of me.

House : - You did your maid? - I was nice to our maid,

Wilson : which annoyed her, God knows why.

House : - Maybe she was doing her. - No one was doing her, all right?

House : But you still feel responsible?

House : Even though nothing or no one was done, it's still your fault.

Wilson : I offered to keep paying her salary until she found another job.

Wilson : But she refused to take any money without doing any work, so...

Wilson : You want someone to clean your apartment? It's on me.

House : You're supposed to be moving out, not moving more people in.

Wilson : She's not moving in, she's gonna clean.

Maybe I should move out, and the two of you could...

Maria : Oh, God!

Maria : - Oh, God, no! - Call a code!

Please!

Foreman : Charging 360. Give him Epi.

Clear!

Cameron : - Still no pulse. - Charging! Clear!


laughing : My goodness!

Sheldon : Do you remember âcomes with apsparagusâ?

Sheldon : Howard and Bernadette,

Sheldon : you tried to comfort me when I was ill,

Sheldon : and I treated you terribly.

Sheldon : I'm sorry.

Howard : Wow. chuckles

Howard : I'm impressed.

Sheldon : No, no, no, wait.

Sheldon : I'm not done.

Sheldon : Allow me to underscore my sentiment

Sheldon : with a haunting rendition

of Brenda Lee's âI'm Sorryâ

Sheldon : played on the pan flute.


we're gonna be taking a boat a boat trip with a company called hey captain and

with a company called hey captain and

with a company called hey captain and then we're gonna be going around the

then we're gonna be going around the

then we're gonna be going around the canals but we're right here

canals but we're right here

canals but we're right here on the port right next to the Queen's

on the port right next to the Queen's

on the port right next to the Queen's palace thank you

so I'll take you around for two hours if there's anything like specific you'd

there's anything like specific you'd

there's anything like specific you'd like to see or no you just let me know

like to see or no you just let me know

like to see or no you just let me know it's a mixture of white wine and apple

it's a mixture of white wine and apple

it's a mixture of white wine and apple juice and ginger lemon lemonade this is

juice and ginger lemon lemonade this is

juice and ginger lemon lemonade this is a serious luxury treatment vote it's

a serious luxury treatment vote it's

a serious luxury treatment vote it's beautiful though and you can get a drink

beautiful though and you can get a drink there's coffee there's tea I got

there's coffee there's tea I got

there's coffee there's tea I got something called glug glug there's a

something called glug glug there's a

something called glug glug there's a mixture of white wine apple juice and

mixture of white wine apple juice and

mixture of white wine apple juice and ginger lemon some kind of drink well


House : Don't do that.


Basically anything that you dip in that hummus

will be amazing.

They have a separate bowl full of like a sour chili sauce

to add to your hummus as well.


Leonard : Not mad at the elves at all.

Leonard : Open it.

Okay. Ahem.

"An examination of the economic, cultural and political roots of slavery...

...in the Old South, 1619 to 1865."

Penny : What the hell is this?

Don't ask me, a little elf did it. Ha, ha.

Penny : So let me get this straight.

Penny : You just assumed my paper would be bad, so you wrote one for me?

Leonard : - I assumed it would be good. Then I read it. - What?

Well, I mean, it was good. There were just a few things that needed a little polishing.

- Well, you changed every word. - That's not true. Uh...

"Slavery."

Uh, "1619." Your name at the top. That's all you.

Penny : You are such an ass.

This is why I didn't wanna tell you I was taking a class.


[Music]

[Music] I really like their hamburger patty here

thank you very much that's the type of

thank you very much that's the type of

thank you very much that's the type of breakfast that can kind of do you in for

breakfast that can kind of do you in for the day after eating that you want to

the day after eating that you want to

the day after eating that you want to just like rest and relax and just take a

just like rest and relax and just take a nap until dinner but anyway we have lots

nap until dinner but anyway we have lots more food to eat definitely a big thumbs

more food to eat definitely a big thumbs up for Joe's Grill Express the next

up for Joe's Grill Express the next

up for Joe's Grill Express the next place that we're going is one of my

place that we're going is one of my

place that we're going is one of my all-time favorite places to eat in

all-time favorite places to eat in

all-time favorite places to eat in Honolulu period

there's almost nothing that makes me

there's almost nothing that makes me

there's almost nothing that makes me happier in Honolulu then coming to

happier in Honolulu then coming to

happier in Honolulu then coming to Alicia's market this is a place I've

Alicia's market this is a place I've

Alicia's market this is a place I've been coming to for years I originally

been coming to for years I originally

been coming to for years I originally came here once with my cousin we loved

came here once with my cousin we loved

came here once with my cousin we loved it so much and and every time I come

it so much and and every time I come

it so much and and every time I come back to Hawaii every time I'm visiting

back to Hawaii every time I'm visiting

back to Hawaii every time I'm visiting relatives family in Honolulu this is a

relatives family in Honolulu this is a

relatives family in Honolulu this is a place I there it's absolutely mandatory

place I there it's absolutely mandatory

place I there it's absolutely mandatory there's no way I can miss eating at


Richard Castle : What are you doing to my desk?

Kate Beckett : Oh. Uh, well, Gates is on vacation.

Kate Beckett : So, I figured, why not do my paperwork from home with my husband?

Kate Beckett : That is, if you want to play hooky with me.

Castle : Is it technically playing hooky if we're working?

Beckett : Well, we could work for a bit, and then, maybe, take a nap.

Ooh.

Castle : I like naps.

Beckett : Yeah, naps are good.

Castle : Hang on. Oh.

Castle : It's a call forwarded from the PI office.

Castle : Richard Castle Investigations.

Speaking.

Yes.

Castle : No. Great! I will see you in 20 minutes.

All right, bye.

Castle : Well, for once in the relationship, I'm the one getting the call.

Castle : I have a potential client.

Beckett : Castle, that's fantastic!

No, it's not. No. I was gonna spend the day with you.

Beckett : It's fine. It's not like I don't leave at a moment's notice

Beckett : when there's a homicide.

Well, then, maybe if I'm done soon,

I'll swing by later for, you know, a nap.

Beckett : If you do, you'll be napping alone.

Beckett : 'Cause if you're going to your office, then I'm going to mine.

Oh.

Knock 'em dead, babe.

Hey.

Eva : Well, hello there.

Castle : You must be Mrs. Whitfield. I'm Richard Castle.


slow and ready come on down what is this oh my goodness look at the giant carrots

Peter Rabbit weirdo huh look everybody

Peter Rabbit weirdo huh look everybody

Peter Rabbit weirdo huh look everybody all right boys and girls are you ready

all right boys and girls are you ready

all right boys and girls are you ready [Music]

[Music]

[Music] on your mark get set


I have such a different understanding of Thai food now.

- Cool.

- Absolutely incredible. This is a dream come true for me.

Like, I've wanted to eat with you

for as long as I could remember, like years, dude.

I've been following you for years

and I always said, I want to eat with Mark Wiens.

So thank you so much, Mark.

- Cool, thank you. - I really appreciate it.

- And I want to say a huge thank you to Greg

and Pam from Travizeo.

Greg, they make amazing cinematic travel videos.

I'll have all their links in the description box below.

Check out Greg and Pam and yeah,

that was just so much fun to eat with you all day today.

- Thank you so much, man.

That was great.

- Well that wraps up the five best Thai dishes.

Thank you very much for watching this video.


Look! Hey!

Phoebe : Oh, my God.


A hat! Yes! We need a hat! Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat?

I'll get Rainy Day Bear!

Because he'll know what to do?

Monica : Oh, my God. You're a genius!

It's kind of sewn on.

Monica : - Give it. Give it. - Okay.

It's just like a bloodbath in here today!

Hey, hold on a second. Hold on a second.

Chandler : Do you think these pearls are nice?


Looks like Stella's gonna get her groove back tonight!

What? I heard it was good.

Joey : PBS Telethon.

Phoebe : Hi, Joey.

Hey, Phoebe.

Phoebe : I'd like to make a pledge.

Phoebe : I would like to donate $200.

Two hundred dollars?


Penny : Uh, no. What do you do,

Sheldon : you just go out there and gambol about like a bunny?

Penny : No. I just run till I'm hungry, then I stop for a bear claw.

Sheldon : Why are you doing that?

Penny : It's good to stretch your muscles before you run.

Sheldon : All right. All right,

Penny : let's start with a toe touch.


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[Music] Walter

Wow it's just like a mushroom overdose

Wow it's just like a mushroom overdose

Wow it's just like a mushroom overdose [Music]

[Music]

[Music] yeah the mix of mushrooms is insane in

yeah the mix of mushrooms is insane in

yeah the mix of mushrooms is insane in that what a glorification of the

that what a glorification of the

that what a glorification of the mushroom

mushroom

mushroom [Music]

this smoking bowl this has to be one of


Howard : ...I go with Raj to scam on hippie chicks at the farmer's market...

Howard : ...but he's still working with Sheldon.

Howard : So I thought I'd come over here and make scrambled eggs and salami.


sauce which give a an amazing aroma for

sauce which give a an amazing aroma for the entire dishes while I'm with veal

the entire dishes while I'm with veal

the entire dishes while I'm with veal whoever okay now for the milk mushrooms

whoever okay now for the milk mushrooms

whoever okay now for the milk mushrooms and the videos and again the mix of

and the videos and again the mix of

and the videos and again the mix of mushrooms I think there's some sour

mushrooms I think there's some sour

mushrooms I think there's some sour cream on here the truffle that's on

cream on here the truffle that's on

cream on here the truffle that's on there

those milk mushrooms they're like

those milk mushrooms they're like

those milk mushrooms they're like they're almost like the texture of

they're almost like the texture of

they're almost like the texture of cartilage

cartilage

cartilage they have this amazing snap to them

they have this amazing snap to them

they have this amazing snap to them these mushrooms are not chewy at all

these mushrooms are not chewy at all

these mushrooms are not chewy at all they just immediately snap with like a

they just immediately snap with like a

they just immediately snap with like a cartilage ekata crunch to them

cartilage ekata crunch to them

cartilage ekata crunch to them and that's definitely mother is

and that's definitely mother is

and that's definitely mother is definitely smoked as well maybe smoked

definitely smoked as well maybe smoked

definitely smoked as well maybe smoked sour cream so much smokiness

bring go on a little bit of pepper an


Oh, it's happening.

- Doctors? There something you need? - No.

Addison : Well, in that case, move on.

Cristina : I don't get what McDreamy or McSteamy sees in her.

Alex : - She's McHot. - Mc Yeah she is.

Mark : You're not even a little bit happy to see me?

Go home. Whatever it is you came here to do, just drop it.

Hey, we all made mistakes, Addison. All three of us.

Mark continues ignoring Addison : Somehow I lost my best friend and the woman I loved.

Addison : Please... don't say that.

Mark : He doesn't know how we felt.

Mark : He doesn't know you stayed with me after he left?

Mark : How do you expect to work out a marriage if you can't even be honest with him?

Addison : - Why are you here? - For one reason.

Mark : To bring you home.

Mark : I miss you, Addison.

Addison : I'm in love with my husband, Mark.

Mark : But he's not in love with you.

Mark : He's in love with that intern. And he's not even trying to hide it.

Why would you want to stick around for that?


Joey : Thanks for everything, Estelle. Bye.

Joey : "Out of area." Boy, I'll say!

Janice : Well, I just talked to Sid.

Janice : We are definitely putting in an offer on the house.

Janice : And I'll bet we get it!

Chandler : The Hitlers will be so disappointed.

All right, I gotta run. Tell Monica I say goodbye.

Janice : I'll see you later, neighbor.

Wait!

Chandler : I just want you to know that I'm so happy you're going to be here.

Janice : Oh, me too!

Because...

Chandler : ...that way...

Chandler : ...we can pick up where we left off.


Castle : No, no, no, no.

Don't, don't. Don't take the knife. Don't...


Foreman : What's that?


Cristina : We barely knew each other. I was an intern.

Cristina : - There was no way... - I'm not mad.

Cristina appraises him : - You're not? - No.


-Better. -Yeah?

Mike : Very cool.

Hey, Pheebs? You know, l'm really glad you came to talk to me the other day...


George : Whether you like it or not, I'm staying.

No matter how hard we try to ignore it or deny it,

eventually the lies fall away...

Burke : I'm glad you moved in.

Cristina : So am I.

... whether we like it or not.

Meredith : OK, Doc. Let's go.

Derek : Hey, Doc. Hey, buddy.

Meredith : - Hey. - Welcome home.

Addison : He's beautiful.

Izzie : - I brought his toys. - Here's his food and his water dish.

Sophie : Here.

Meredith : Thanks for doing this. I know it's a lot to ask.


Howard : Yeah, that's cucumber and cream cheese.

Howard : That's turkey and loganberry.

Howard : And don't tell my hips, but I'm warming up a brie in the oven.


Monica : So how was Joan?

Chandler : Broke up with her.


So if you don't know, Hong Kong is famous for its beef brisket.

And so I really wanted to try this

The only thing is the packaging for these

these microwave things are just so incredibly

Difficult to rip off.

Inside : some radish and the chunks of beef, soaked in gravy

and what we should do is scoop some of that

and put it over the rice, a little extra gravy.

Oh,

big chunk of beef tendon.

You know, growing up, how your parents told you to -

or at least mine did - to chew my food a hundred times before I swallow it.

I think that actually needed literally a hundred chews.

Oh, that was a tough brisket,

but I have to say the opposite for the tendon like

Oh, man..

That tendon's really, really mellow. I like a little chew in my tendon.

I don't like it that soft. That was almost pudding soft.


Chandler : Hi, neighbor.

Monica : - I thought you were over this. - That has nothing to do with it.

She is my ex-wife, If she were marrying a guy, you wouldn't expect me to go.

Ross : If she were marrying a guy, she'd be the worst lesbian ever.

Rachel : Did I miss it?


Barney : That's crazy.

Barney : Nobody's turned on by men's calves.

Barney : They're a thoroughly unerotic body part.

Marshall : Well, yeah, I'd say that, too,

Marshall : If I had those skinny little chicken legs.

Barney : I'll be waiting by the phone for your apology.

Ted from 2030 : So marshall showed up at brunch with a plan.

Hello. Oh, hi.

Hey, marshall. Hey.

Lily : Hey. How are you feeling?

Lily : You looked kind of feverish last night.

Marshall : Oh, no, I actually feel great.

Marshall : It is kind of warm in here, though, isn't it?

Lily : Oh, I don't know, if anything, it's kind of...


we expected but ok nice perfect what is

we expected but ok nice perfect what is this room this is what get everything

this room this is what get everything

this room this is what get everything look at this bathtub yes always I take

look at this bathtub yes always I take

look at this bathtub yes always I take the bath I'm a bath I love that others

the bath I'm a bath I love that others

the bath I'm a bath I love that others monkey monkey fists there's a monkey

monkey monkey fists there's a monkey

monkey monkey fists there's a monkey fists not dude what the heck is that


Stacy : Now we're in your territory.

House : I'm respecting your husband's decision. I don't see why you've got a problem with that.

Stacy : Because it's crap.

Stacy : Because you browbeat patients, intimidate them, lie to them.

Stacy : If you think you're right, you don't give a damn what they think.

Stacy : I did what you do all the time. The only difference is, I did it to you.

House : He'll never forgive you.

Stacy : Yeah. He will.

Foreman : Still no change. He's not getting worse?

Foreman : - No. No change at all. - And that's consistent with A.I.P., right?

Stacy : Until he has another attack, his condition's stable. Yeah.

Mark, you've got to. - I don't want to take that test, not until they're sure.

Stacy : - You don't know Greg. - Not like you do.

Mark : I only met him when he drugged me.

House : Boy, are my ears burning.

Mark : - What's that? - Cocktail hour.

Just 'cause you can't hoist a few doesn't mean you should be left out.

Get away from me. - Mark, if this is what he thinks is wrong with you...

Mark : You trust his judgment more than mine? His medical judgment.

Mark : And you'd bet my life on that? I would.

House : I don't.

Smart.

It's too bad you're paralyzed.


House : Give me your arm.

Foley : What the hell?


Penny : No. Did you figure out what you're gonna do about the two girls?

Raj : As a matter of fact, I did.

Raj : I've spent so many years living in fear,

Raj : saying no to new experiences, but from now on,

Raj : I'm gonna say yes. Yes to love,

Raj : yes to adventure, yes to life. Whatever it may be,

Raj : the answer's going to be yes.

Howard : He's gonna die alone, right?

Penny : -Yeah. -Yes.

Amy : I'm proud of you, Sheldon.

Sheldon : You know, I'm proud of me, too.

Sheldon : I've done all my research, I conducted an informal poll,

Sheldon : and I've arrived at the rock-solid certainty

Sheldon : I've made the right choice.


that guy won't be bothering you about that baby thing anymore.

-What? -Let's just say I took care of it.

Let's say more.

Don't worry. I told him, very nicely :

"You don't go buying people's babies! So back off!"

-What? -What?

Rachel : No, no, no!

He doesn't want to buy my baby! I made that up!

Joey : What? Why?

So we would have something to talk about!

And you couldn't think of anything else?

Monica : You said your boss wants to buy your baby?

Rachel : You yelled at my boss! I'll lose my job! What am I gonna do?

You could always sell your baby.

I can't believe you brought my boss into it! I'll be fired!

Joey : -You lied to me! -Well, she told me to!

Monica : Chandler has two copies of Annie!


Cristina : You do it.

Izzie : - What? - You do it.

Izzie : Mrs. Davidson.

Izzie : He's ready, if you'd like to see him.


tiny little microscopic balls those are

tiny little microscopic balls those are a little difficult to navigate but it's

a little difficult to navigate but it's

a little difficult to navigate but it's a great fish oh wow I mean seriously

a great fish oh wow I mean seriously

a great fish oh wow I mean seriously this kind of service I can't

this kind of service I can't

this kind of service I can't I mean service and attention I don't I

I mean service and attention I don't I

I mean service and attention I don't I don't know if I ever have this ever in

don't know if I ever have this ever in

don't know if I ever have this ever in my life before

my life before

my life before and then we have the rice with the dojo

and then we have the rice with the dojo

and then we have the rice with the dojo fish


But I'm sorry. This is a noodle video, you understand right? I know I hurt you. I'm gonna make this right by eating you up

So for this next noodle stop we're gonna heat things up

This dish is called bibim noodles

bibim means to mix and when you get this - when I get this noodle dish

I'm supposed to mix it all up and eat it. So here it is bibim noodles

And the first time I think I've ever seen kale on top of any noodles

kimchi inside, some cucumbers

And I love that every thin strand of noodles

is just bombarded by flakes of chili. First bite of spicy noodles today


I was just like, "Cool! Nice to meet you!

"I'm not pregnant."

- She's like, "I don't wanna reveal the big secret!

Alright boys, Mama says she wants to take

the pregnant belly off but I told her that's not possible.

You can't just take a pregnant belly off.


That is so painful

ow, one more

Just gonna soak it in there

oh that's so painful!

I have no idea how the locals do that everyday

After my wrists cooled down,

we made our way back to the market

to see what other specialties we could find.


We're just gonna get it saturated.

Mmmm.

Oh, yes. Oh, it's sweet too.

That is so delicious, hot and steamy,

sweet Dungeness crab flesh. Spicy, aromatic, oniony.

- [Trevor\\} Oh, look at the claw there.

Oh, and you can just pull it out like a popsicle.

And you can just dip that right in to that juicy Sichuan oil

with tons of chili.

- [Trevor] and here we go guys.

Next up we're gonna try the foreign language .

Look at that.

Oh, the hairy mitten crabs. Oh, and this right here,


She broke her toe, Finn.

mumbles

- [Bryan] Yeah, that's Luna's toe on the phone.

- Owie.

- [Bryan] Yeah, she got owie right there, huh?

- Mm-hmm.


Deran : She doesn't even like to play with kids outside.

Cameron : You haven't taken any trips? Gone anywhere new?

Deran : It's been hard to get away since their mom...

Our mom is dead.


Marshall : All those designer pieces and everything.

Lily : What?

Lily : Why just my clothes?

Marshall : We can sell my stuff, too,

Marshall : But I got to tell you,

Marshall : I think your marc jacobs cocktail dress

Marshall : Is going to go for a lot more

Marshall : Than my "split happens" bowling shirt.

Dude. : I'm not selling that.

Marshall : I've already made the website.


I don't think it's a tumor. - First year medical school... if you hear hoof beats, you think horses, not zebras.

Are you in first year medical school?

No. First of all, there's nothing on the CAT scan.

Second of all, if this is a horse,

then her kindly family doctor in Trenton makes the obvious diagnosis, and it never gets near this office.

Differential diagnosis, people.

If it's not a tumor, what are the suspects? Why couldn't she talk?

Chase : Aneurysm, stroke or some other ischemic syndrome.

House : - Get her a contrast M.R.I. - Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease?

Chase : - Mad cow? - Mad zebra.

Wernicke's encephalopathy.

House : No. Blood thiamine level was normal.

The lab in Trenton could have screwed up the blood tests.

I assume it's a corollary if "people lie" that "people screw up".

House : Redraw the blood tests and get her scheduled for that contrast M.R.I. ASAP.

House : Let's find out what kind of zebra we're treating here.

Radiology, please call the page.

Radiology, please call the page.


Somebody should just make this a sell it

Takes a piece of this ferocious-looking salmon here little butter seared snapper

Yes, please calm feets gotta get some braised beef cheek

I know I've got a lot of crab already, but I can't say no to black pepper crab

I just a little bit of everything because I want to taste it all

truffle mashed potatoes awesome oh

Let me show you let me show you look at this you see that so tender it is that's crazy

That's almost like this mashed potato here in fact here. Let's see there like that


What? Wait just a minute.

Ross : None of my questions have anything to do with paleontology.

Benjamin : You're right, I apologize. Scratch the last question.

Spell "Boscodictiasaur. "

Benjamin : I've never heard of a "Boscodictiasaur. "

Benjamin : Yeah, I just made it up. Spell it.


Lily : We'll make it work.

College Marshall : There he goes.

College Marshall : The Marathon Man.

College Marshall : Mr. Stamina himself.

College Marshall : I can kiss better than that old man.

Robin : So when was the last time you saw him?

Barney : It was that day...

Guard : July 23, 1981.

Barney : My mom got pretty mad that he let me destroy

Barney : a New York City landmark.

Robin : Moms.

Barney : He never came around anymore after that.

Barney : Think he moved away.


let's go yes let's order Kraus and

let's go yes let's order Kraus and smokers office ropes drop okay so we'll

smokers office ropes drop okay so we'll

smokers office ropes drop okay so we'll get the end then we'll go fishing for

get the end then we'll go fishing for

get the end then we'll go fishing for the trout oh cool and then she gives us

the trout oh cool and then she gives us

the trout oh cool and then she gives us uh we get there like a ticket for the

uh we get there like a ticket for the

uh we get there like a ticket for the coast this is our our license to fish

coast this is our our license to fish

coast this is our our license to fish [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] thank you

thank you

thank you [Music]

it's a beautiful place because the guys

it's a beautiful place because the guys

it's a beautiful place because the guys here really helps with sound and fishing

here really helps with sound and fishing for us

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] I saw somebody else I saw somebody else

I saw somebody else I saw somebody else

I saw somebody else I saw somebody else also got a sturgeon so they have

also got a sturgeon so they have

also got a sturgeon so they have sturgeon that would be awesome but we're

sturgeon that would be awesome but we're just going to get a trout also we're

just going to get a trout also we're

just going to get a trout also we're gonna fish with alright so you got the


Lily : But I say give me multiple high fives.

Barney : Wow, you really are desperate.

Lily : I really am.

Barney : Okay, you can stay here for two days.

Barney : But I only have one rule.

Barney : You can't change anything.

Lily : Why would I change anything?

Lily : This place is...

Lily : Perfect.

Lily : Except for the fact that you don't have a tv.

Barney : See that wall?


You're gonna get peep-eye.

Ross : I knew it. I knew it. I always knew she liked him.

You know, she'd say no, but here we are, right?

Ross : We just broke up, first thing she does!

- You didn't just break up. - Hey, it's been, like, three weeks!

Chandler : You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up.

Chandler : I mean, bullets have left guns slower.


green sprouts scallions cabbage half a

green sprouts scallions cabbage half a boiled egg and it's only been sitting

boiled egg and it's only been sitting

boiled egg and it's only been sitting here for about couple minutes you see

here for about couple minutes you see

here for about couple minutes you see it's already chilling on top give this a

it's already chilling on top give this a mix Wow look at this right away I can

mix Wow look at this right away I can

mix Wow look at this right away I can tell these noodles are gonna be chewy

tell these noodles are gonna be chewy

tell these noodles are gonna be chewy noodles not too thin not too thick

noodles not too thin not too thick

noodles not too thin not too thick also roasted chopped salt pork and check

also roasted chopped salt pork and check this out look at this pieces of pork

this out look at this pieces of pork

this out look at this pieces of pork with the skin on it and oh my god I lost

with the skin on it and oh my god I lost my eggs somewhere there's a lot of meat

my eggs somewhere there's a lot of meat

my eggs somewhere there's a lot of meat in here this might be the ramen I've had

in here this might be the ramen I've had so far with the most amounts of meats

so far with the most amounts of meats

so far with the most amounts of meats look at this this is just a big old

look at this this is just a big old

look at this this is just a big old piece of pork belly with tons of fat I'm

piece of pork belly with tons of fat I'm gonna love the heck out of this it also

gonna love the heck out of this it also

gonna love the heck out of this it also gave me a big old cup of hot oil it'll

gave me a big old cup of hot oil it'll

gave me a big old cup of hot oil it'll try some garlic in there I'm gonna try

try some garlic in there I'm gonna try

try some garlic in there I'm gonna try the soup before I spice it up Walt this

the soup before I spice it up Walt this

the soup before I spice it up Walt this is there's a bi part that richest

is there's a bi part that richest

is there's a bi part that richest chicken brought that had it tastes

chicken brought that had it tastes

chicken brought that had it tastes almost a little bit starchy and ask your

almost a little bit starchy and ask your stir porky here at all bro no no it's


Oh wow!

That prime rib is unbelievable!

The juiciness, and I like my meat rare so that is like,

like the pure saltiness of it.

Wow!

Oh, lamb, yes!

Obrigado.

Yeah, seriously, just after being here for only 10 minutes,

the meat comes around so fast.

You can already tell you just need to pace yourself

or you could just go meat crazy

and be stuffed in 30 minutes,

but you wanna pace yourself, you wanna relax,

you wanna keep on eating for as long as possible.

people chatter and laugh

Okay, got some chile; some of the preserved

kind of pickled oiled chiles to go with the meat next.

Let's try another bite of the, let's go back to the hump.

And yeah, you don't even need a knife,

you can just fork cut it.


Kids, as you know, Aunt Robin grew up in Canada.

That meant sometimes she dressed a little differently.

Robin : Okay, let's do this!

Sometimes she talked a little differently.

Robin : Ted, this hydro bill is bigger than Louis Cyr's biceps.

Robin : What, you leave the garburator on all night, eh?

She hung out at different bars

and enjoyed leisure time a little differently.

fighting : You want to go? You want to go?! Come on!


Phoebe : Wait a second!

So, what's new with you?


Just, I really feel like I need to be with family.

Monica : Our kids are gonna call her Aunt Janice, aren't they?

Please. Because otherwise, I really don't know what I might do.

Aren't you just a teensy bit curious?

Janice : - Do you have any tissues? - Yeah, in the bathroom.

We'll just let her stay.

Chandler : No. If we let her stay, she will stay forever.

- Kind of like your Barcalounger. - Is that what you're thinking about?

Monica : I never stop thinking about it.

- What are we going to do? - Nothing. We'll just have to let her stay.

We can't. We gotta fight!

Fight!


Martha : And she looks like a fool.

Yeah. I wish that were true.

But according to the Internet, Ashley cheated on me.

She already posted the pictures of them kissing all over her website.

Alexis : It's a nightmare.

Castle : Where's Beckett?

Monica Wyatt : Hall of Records,

Ryan : tracking down what Burns was looking for.

Great.

Listen,


Mom : I can't stand this anymore.

Chase : We'll keep him on the pads for another hour. Then what?


Rachel : No, he barely even drank.

Beckett : Did he have any enemies or conflicts that you know of?

Rachel : No, no. Look, none of this makes any sense.

It's just, it's not like him.

Rachel : Our parents both died in a car accident when he was 12,

Rachel : and since then, he's always been so cautious.

Castle : What about dating? Was there anyone special in his life?

He wished, but no.

Rachel : He barely had a social life, or social skills.

Rachel : I mean, he was such a sweetheart, but a dork, you know?

Rachel : And he was always at work anyway.

At Berman Rose.

Castle : What did he do for them?

He created financial products.

Rachel : He was this incredible math genius.

Rachel : Got his PhD from MIT.

I thought for sure he'd be a professor or something,

Rachel : but these hedge funds, they hire guys like him.

Rachel : They pay them obscene amounts of money.

Twenty-five years old, he bought my apartment for me.

Beckett : Excuse me.

Castle : What's up?

Ryan : Lab got a fingerprint off our vic's wallet.

Castle : Anyone good?

Uh.

Beckett : Awaiting court dates on three aggravated assault cases

You inflicted dozens of broken bones,


the carburetor, everything.

CALLIE : It's like the engine had already blown a gasket.

Even before all the other damage started.

Good night, Mommy It's time to say good night

Good night, Mia Good night, Mommy

MEREDITH : When it comes to our blind spots...

Good night, Daddy It's time to say good night

MEREDITH : ...maybe our brains aren't compensating.

MEREDITH : Maybe they're protecting us.

ELLIS : I'm glad you came to visit.

ELLIS : But you can't stay.

ELLIS : I'm expecting someone.

MEREDITH : Actually, Mom, he's not coming.

BROTHER 1 : What?


Recording : Next message.

Can you put it on my tab?

Sure, what's the last name?

Garrido.

And then someone opens your eyes a little bit,

And you realize...

Recording : Next message.

I really want to hook up with you,

Leave before breakfast, and then never see you again.

Your whole world is off balance...

Recording : Next message.

Out of whack...

Okay, look, brah,

There is a very simple explana...

Crooked.


George : You fed the beast, didn't you?

Izzie half smiles : Twice.

Izzie : I'll see you later.

Chuck : Bye.

We whisper secrets with our best friends in the dark.

Richard : Meredith came to see me today.

Ellis : Poor baby. Poor thing.

Ellis : Her father left, you know.

Richard : I think she knows about us, Ellis.

Richard : I think she's figured it out.

She's five years old, Richard.

We look for comfort where we can find it.

Mark : This seat taken?


from the sourness we can taste that acid like the pomegranate molasses the chili

like the pomegranate molasses the chili

like the pomegranate molasses the chili in there and then you get to that

in there and then you get to that

in there and then you get to that spinach which is like lining up has like

spinach which is like lining up has like a caramelized spinach taste this is the

a caramelized spinach taste this is the

a caramelized spinach taste this is the final one this one is the cheese loaf

final one this one is the cheese loaf

final one this one is the cheese loaf stuffed with cheese when he took it out

stuffed with cheese when he took it out

stuffed with cheese when he took it out of the oven

of the oven

of the oven it was just like losing the cheese was

it was just like losing the cheese was

it was just like losing the cheese was just oozing all over the place the

just oozing all over the place the

just oozing all over the place the cheese like is one with the bread now

cheese like is one with the bread now

cheese like is one with the bread now just loving the fresh herbs the Midtown


Barney : Yeah, it's a big old bowl of "pornflakes".

Barney : And who is this exquisite keytarist

I assume you're about to make love to?

Robin : That's Jessica Glitter. She was my BFF on the show and in real life.

Barney : BFFs.

Barney : Did you guys have sleepovers? Get mad at each other and wrestle,

Barney : but then end up kissing in a tender embrace?

Barney : Show us on Lily.

If you're gonna be disgusting, we're not watching this.


Beckett : So, what would Nikki Heat do after a bad day?

Castle : She'd go home, pour a stiff drink, run a hot bath,

Castle : read a good book.

Beckett : Too bad I don't have a good book to read.


"Hey baby, wanna go look for houses in neighborhoods with good schools"?

Again, I'm sorry. With Howard and Bernadette getting married...

...l got caught up in a little wedding fever.


It's like not even that salty, but just a nice chili sauce.

Again, and this is one is the shapale, the fried bread.

I'm gonna maybe break it in half.

Boy, that's kinda oily.

The yak juices are flowing.

Oh, and there's minced yak on the inside, okay!

Maybe break another piece off?

And kind of feel the oil squeezing out of it.

Mm.

Kind of like a chewy bread.

But, it's thicker in some areas because of that ribbon


went with the sirloin the fattier of the two options guaranteed to be one of the

two options guaranteed to be one of the

two options guaranteed to be one of the juiciest things you've ever put in your

juiciest things you've ever put in your

juiciest things you've ever put in your mouth opossums son


Leonard : So, what kind of cruise is this you're going on?

Mrs Cooper : It's called the Born Again Boat Ride.

Mrs Cooper : Christian Quarterly gave it their highest rating : five thorny crowns.


Marshall : I got down on my knees...

Marshall : I don't know, I'm just saying.

Lily getting down on one knee : Marshall eriksen, will you ma...


-Gloves? -Sorry, I'll be right back.

Actually, I got to take off.

Joshua : I was curious. Do you have plans tonight?

Rachel : No, nothing!

I invested in a nightclub. It opens tonight. Want to come?

Rachel : That would be great!

You're into hard-core S & M, right?


Your men will get scored on more times than your sister.


Esposito : Hey, Captain, I'd like to, uh,

Esposito : volunteer to take Sonia back to the prison.


Bernadette : Want to pause the video game and help me clean up?


Burke : If it's the chief thing, don't worry. You deserve it.

Derek : Richard didn't pick me to be Chief.


Thirteen : Because the patient's got a high fever, a low heart rate,

Thirteen : and a dim chance of survival if we stand here like idiots.

Chase : Then I suggest you don't stand there like idiots.


Ted : I was too hard on him.

Robin : A little.

I'm going to call barney, see how they're doing.

Go for barney.


Teddy Farrow : She was supposed to walk for me today.

Teddy Farrow : My God, what happened?


the same again all right we have an

the same again all right we have an important Halloween task to do for you

it's a wolf

it's a wolf

it's a wolf wait are you wait a second are you a

wait are you wait a second are you a

wait are you wait a second are you a scary wolf yes

scary wolf yes

scary wolf yes Eduardo did you know this is the last

Eduardo did you know this is the last

Eduardo did you know this is the last year we're gonna do trick what we're

year we're gonna do trick what we're

year we're gonna do trick what we're gonna do Halloween at this house

gonna do Halloween at this house

gonna do Halloween at this house this is the last year we're doing

this is the last year we're doing

this is the last year we're doing Halloween here the next Halloween will

Halloween here the next Halloween will

Halloween here the next Halloween will be in the new house look I made this Oh


What did it look like?

Uh, a sheet with two holes in it.

He was a confederate general

Who was wounded at the battle of antietam,

And he died at the army hospital,

Which once stood on this very spot.

And now he wanders these halls,

Vowing revenge against the union cannonade

That once felled him.

But he seems nice. He's a good-good guy.

Marshall, you see ghosts everywhere.

You see ghosts at starbucks.

That kenny g holiday cd just flew off the shelf.

Last time that happened.

But, robin, you're a skeptic,

So if you say you saw a ghost...

It passed right through me,

And suddenly I felt cold, so very cold.


Howard : When the Mars rover started pulling to the left...

...I performed a front-end alignment from 62 million miles away.


Rachel : A pen.

Joey : It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock.


House : I have to tie this around you.

Mystery Woman : I'm cold.

House : Stay with me.

House : Just stay with me.


I gotta call my dad and tell him the good news.

Marshall : If you're fertile,

Marshall : then that means I'm the problem.

Lily : Okay, now you're being ridiculous.

Lily : An hour ago, you didn't even think there was a problem.

I was just putting on a brave face. Okay, think about it :

we've had unprotected sex

203 times in the past four months.


I'm still marked for death.

Oh, well, you'd think that saving the Antichrist

would actually give you a pass.

Castle : You know, you mock. But you're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

Beckett : - You're not going anywhere. - How can you be so sure?

Take offyourjacket.

Castle : - I really don't think this is the time... - Take offyourjacket.

Beckett : Okay, now take another selfie.

How...

Beckett : The zipper on your chest pocket.

Beckett : It was catching the light, causing a flare.

Castle : I'm not marked for death.

Beckett : You sound disappointed there.

Castle : Are you kidding? I'm thrilled. Let's celebrate. Naked Twister.

Beckett : Actually, I had something else in mind.

We really could've done movie night at my place.

Hayley : No, no, we need to get rid of some of the bad vibes in here.


Joey : Takes it out of you?

Now we can kick anybody's ass.

Ross : After one class? I don't think so.

You want to see me self-defend myself?

Pretend you're a predator.

Go on, I dare you!

Ross : Of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming.

That's not enough.

Look, I studied karate for a long time.

And there's a concept you should be familiar with.

It's what the Japanese call unagi.

Isn't that a kind of sushi?

No, it's a concept.

Phoebe : Yeah, it is. It's freshwater eel.

Ross : Maybe it means that too.

Rachel : I would kill for a salmon-skin roll right now.


Cauterize that one bleeder.

Surgeon : Okay, ready for the donor heart.


that's come down to this this is pudding made from Picchu berry Wow

made from Picchu berry Wow

made from Picchu berry Wow as I eating air that's flavored and it

as I eating air that's flavored and it

as I eating air that's flavored and it jiggles hmm it's like 20,000 little air

jiggles hmm it's like 20,000 little air

jiggles hmm it's like 20,000 little air socket to the side and you chew it all

socket to the side and you chew it all

socket to the side and you chew it all collapses it's literally like eating

collapses it's literally like eating

collapses it's literally like eating flavored air in a physical form this is

flavored air in a physical form this is

flavored air in a physical form this is so good this thing kind of looks like it

so good this thing kind of looks like it has caramel inside sitting out a couple

has caramel inside sitting out a couple

has caramel inside sitting out a couple of crackers it wasn't really sweet but

of crackers it wasn't really sweet but

of crackers it wasn't really sweet but holy Jenny Craig is this light

so this is a free milk cake look at that already looks so good

already looks so good

already looks so good Wow taste of milk till I just well I'll

Wow taste of milk till I just well I'll

Wow taste of milk till I just well I'll go home here till God needs some water

go home here till God needs some water

go home here till God needs some water that is really sweet I'm not complaining


Nick : 'Cause that doctor didn't believe you?

Well, if you could think of a better way to prove that she's an idiot, I'm all ears.

House : Now, let's get this over with.

Yeah.

Nick : That's Nicole.


The Dr. Octopus to my Spider-Man.

- The Dr. Sivana to my Captain Marvel... - Okay, I get it, I get it, I get it.

It's amazing how many super villains have advanced degrees.

Graduate schools should do a better job of screening those people out.

Penny : Sheldon, come back. You're losing me.

It's Leslie Winkle, Penny. She belittles my research.

Penny : Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.


Martha : because I wanted to talk to the two of you alone.

Martha : Now, I know that things have been a little frenetic around here.

Martha : What with Alexis and her friends

Martha : and the two of you in and out at all sorts of odd hours. And...

Castle : You and your new boyfriend doing late-night medleys.

Well, yes, that. So I have decided,

and I don't wanna upset either one of you,

Martha : that I am going to look for a place of my own.

Castle : To live? Well, yes.

Martha : I mean, not right away, of course.

I mean, it's gonna take me a while to find exactly the right space.

Castle : Mother, I was just calling a family meeting.

Castle : I didn't intend for you to move out.

Martha : Darling, this is not about you, this is about me.

Think of it as a kind of evolution, you know?

Martha : I'm starting to do very well for myself,

Martha : and I am guessing that, uh, before too long,

there's gonna be a few more little Castles creating havoc around here.

And then I think the two of you deserve

Martha : to have this place to yourselves.

Castle : Let me know if there's anything I can do.

Oh...

Ryan : I will. Okay, I am off!

I'm spending the evening with Benjamin.


dream it's so delicate salty it is

dream it's so delicate salty it is delicious

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] oh the Chili's out that's even better

oh the Chili's out that's even better

oh the Chili's out that's even better oh yeah well that's everything you could

oh yeah well that's everything you could want in a salty savory pastry oh it's so

want in a salty savory pastry oh it's so like it's so flaky and so gooey that was

like it's so flaky and so gooey that was extremely good and that's a Turkish

extremely good and that's a Turkish

extremely good and that's a Turkish snack if you love salty savory pastries

snack if you love salty savory pastries

snack if you love salty savory pastries there's no way you're not gonna fall in

there's no way you're not gonna fall in

there's no way you're not gonna fall in love with that and the owner here is

love with that and the owner here is

love with that and the owner here is he's a character he's a really really

he's a character he's a really really

he's a character he's a really really friendly nice guy whole that was salty

friendly nice guy whole that was salty

friendly nice guy whole that was salty goodness

goodness

goodness next up there's a little side alley from

next up there's a little side alley from the main market and there's a very

the main market and there's a very

the main market and there's a very well-known Iraqi restaurant so we're


start chewing you can actually you start the crab starts to come out more and

the crab starts to come out more and

the crab starts to come out more and more but it's subtle at first and it's

more but it's subtle at first and it's

more but it's subtle at first and it's it's well it's amazing

it's well it's amazing

it's well it's amazing next up is oxtail couple IPPY and then

next up is oxtail couple IPPY and then

next up is oxtail couple IPPY and then there's a beef reduced beef and red wine

there's a beef reduced beef and red wine sauce oh that is wonderful melt in your


Marshall : Thank you, guys, for coming down here so quickly.

Ted : I've never been to this neighborhood.

Ted : Kind of thought this part of town was water.

Marshall : No, dude.

Marshall : This is dowisetrepla.

Dowisetrepla? Yeah.

Ted : Is that an abbreviation for something?

Marshall : He's from ohio.

Marshall : Dowisetrepla is the up-and- coming neighborhood. Oh.

I think this might be the place

Marshall : Where lily and I start a family.

Marshall : I can see it now.

Two, three, four.

Marshall : All right, bring it home, boys.

Lily : Sounds great, boys.

Lily : Who wants chocolate pancakes?


House : No tag-backs. No biting. You get one test each.

House : And the clock runs until lunch. If I'm right, he'll still be alive.

House : If I'm wrong, this is a very cruel game.

STEINERMAN : You're late.

I charge for the time you were supposed to be here.

Wilson : Tritter towed my car.

Wilson : He's frozen my assets. He's on a crusade.

You're a person of interest in a narcotics investigation.

Lawyer : You're linked to their suspect and his activities.

Wilson : I'm not Pablo Escobar's evil henchman cruising into Miami in a Cigarette boat.

Wilson : I'm a physician who prescribed Vicodin to a pain patient.

Lawyer : This police report you faxed me says they found 600 pills in his apartment.

Lawyer : You prescribe those?


Janice?

Janice!?

Oh...

Chandler : ... my...

...God!


Joey : -Oh, no! -Yes, he has a naked picture of Monica!

He takes naked pictures of us, then he eats chicken and looks at them!

Oh! Dude, that's my sister!

Ross : Give me that!

Wait! Everybody calm down, okay?

Let's give our friend a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert!

Joey : I am not a pervert, okay?

Monica : It's just...

I just kind of...

Chandler : I think I can explain this.

Monica : Thank you.

Chandler : Joey's a sex addict.

What?! No, I'm not!

Monica : It's okay! It's good!

Monica : It's a disease.

Joey : I am not a sex addict!

Monica : Yes, you are!

Joey : That's the only way to explain all this stuff!

No, it isn't. It's not.

Because you could also explain it with the truth!


Joey, I think everybody saw it.

Joey : I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of a date so much.

That's because you have never been on a date with me before.

All right. Now don't judge me.

I normally wait till my date leaves, but I'm ripping into the swan.

Okay, then you don't judge me.

I'm gonna suck on the cellophane from that brownie.

Joey : Oh, yeah.


- This is better than the coffeehouse. - Absolutely.


Castle : Well, at least it's not a total loss.

Castle : Now that the police know that Vulcan Simmons is Lazarus,

Castle : they'll be watching him.

Castle : He will not be able to rebuild his operation.


but since Chef Gigg has developed some very unique recipes,

some very even like Western-influenced dishes,

but still with a Thai-Chinese touch.

He has some gourmet dishes on his menu.

I'm not even totally sure what he's gonna cook for us today

but it is guaranteed to just be a show


Penny : What is going on?

Leonard : Fine, I told Sheldon that

Penny : her apartment's been finished,

Leonard : but then you just said it's not,

Leonard : so now I'm all confused.

Amy : Penny was just covering for me.

Amy : My place has been ready for two weeks.

Sheldon : How could you lie to me?

Penny : Uh, she's enjoyed living with you.

Penny : It's called being in love.

Leonard : Mm-hmm, and what's it called

Leonard : when you secretly get rid

Leonard : of all your husband's stuff?

Wha... That is not true!

Wh-wh-wh... Bernadette told Howard, Howard told me.

Leonard : Plus, I can see all my stuff is gone!

Penny : Oh, so, you believe your friend, and your friend's wife

Penny : and your own eyes over me?

Penny : Wow.

Leonard : You really didn't think I'd notice

Leonard : my stuff was missing?

Penny : Uh, did you notice your key chain?

Where's Batman?!


You know, that's amazing, they all say that.

Aj : And yet they all end up talking in the end.

Beckett : You know, since we're asking questions,

Castle : maybe you guys could fill in a few blanks for me.

Castle : For example, if Bracken isn't your boss, then who is?

Beckett : You know what? I don't think he's taking this seriously.

Aj : Maybe a little pain will help him focus.

Pass.

Castle : But you know what? I would kill for a nice cappuccino right now, extra froth.

Brooks : You expect us to believe that your wife is keeping you in the dark?

Aj : Look, this isn't working. How do you wanna do this?

Aj : Start by cutting off his fingers until he talks?

Orjump straight for the wedding vegetables?

Beckett : You know what? Actually, I was thinking

something maybe a little more, uh, psychological.

I'm gonna be honest with you, that doesn't look that scary.


Where you heading in those pants? 1982?

Joey : Monica, listen...

Joey : ...I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale...

...if you wanna redo your bathroom floor.

What's wrong with my bathroom floor?

Nothing. It's just old and dingy, that's all.

Monica : - I highly doubt that. - Oh, yeah?

If you move your hamper...

...you can see the color the tile used to be.


Derek : A very long time ago.

Olivia : The water's off. We'll just have to wait until he sobers up.

Alex : His sodium levels will drop too low.

Robert : No! No!

Robert : Leave me alone!

Robert : Let me go back. I need the water. I need it!

Alex : - Martin, we're trying to help. - I don't want your help.

Robert : I don't want people to look at me. I'm pathetic.

Robert : Stop looking at me.

Robert : Stop looking at me!

Give him a three percent hypertonic solution at 500cc's per hour

over the next four hours to stabilize him.

You think you're such a hotshot doctor.

Robert : You're not. You're nothing.

I'll fire you too.


Sheldon : We happen to live in a golden age of television.

-Excuse me, fellas.

Sorry for eavesdropping, but there actually was

some big string theory news today out of the Hadron Collider.

Sheldon : Really? Did they find evidence to support

Sheldon : extra dimensions or supersymmetry?

Barry : No, but they did find evidence that you'll believe anything.


Esposito : State police have a tactical team on the way to meet us there now.

Castle : Maybe it would be a good idea if we hung back here.

Castle : We'll study up on Ford, just prep for the interrogation.

Esposito : That's a good idea. We got it covered.

Beckett : Yeah, okay.

DINGS

Beckett : Thank you.

Our officers found a whole arsenal

Beckett : at your shooting range, Mr. Ford.

Marcus Ford : Last time I checked, I still have the right to bear arms.

Beckett : Yeah, well, you should know that Ballistics is testing your rifles.

Ford : Have at it. I didn't shoot anyone.

Castle : Well, that's not exactly true, is it?

Castle : According to your military record, you have 92 confirmed kills.

So?

Beckett : You looking to make it an even 100?

Beckett : What's it like to look through the scope?

Beckett : To play God?

Beckett : How do you feel when you pull that trigger

Beckett : and you destroy someone's life? BANGS

Ford : It's none of your damn business, is how it feels.

Beckett : You know what I think?

Beckett : I think that you should be on the other side of that barrel.

Ford : Is that a threat? Are you threatening me?

What are those people? Are they just paper targets to you?

Beckett : Do you even think about the pain that you've caused?

Beckett : About the families that you leave behind?

Ford : Every life I ever took saved one of ours.

Like hell it did!

Beckett : You know what I think? I think that you liked it.

Beckett : I think that you couldn't wait to kill again.

Ford : You're out of your mind, lady.

We found your print on the shell casing left by the sniper.

Ford : That's impossible.

Beckett : That is a lie!

FORD : I have nothing left to say.

Ford : I know my rights.


He's just, like, looking at everything

like he's so excited.

What is that?

- A tent.

- [Bryan] That's your tent, bro.

Go inside and check it out.

Oh, you want to check out the bed, huh?

- [Missy] Oh my goodness, what is this, Ollie?

- [Bryan] This is your new bed.

Whoa, is that a giant acorn?

- Yeah!

- [Bryan] That's so cool.

So, Ollie, check this out, bro.

When you are in your bed,


do we have 100 grams of flour and then I need a bowl to put my 100 grams of flour

need a bowl to put my 100 grams of flour in Oh what about the kitchen a thing

in Oh what about the kitchen a thing

in Oh what about the kitchen a thing okay I got this bowl from the kitchen

okay I got this bowl from the kitchen

okay I got this bowl from the kitchen eating right so I've got a few eggs and

eating right so I've got a few eggs and

eating right so I've got a few eggs and put crack an egg on your head watch this

put crack an egg on your head watch this stuff fall down

stuff fall down

stuff fall down there's my eggs hundreds of flour flour

there's my eggs hundreds of flour flour

there's my eggs hundreds of flour flour eggs the milk when 300 I'm bulking it a

eggs the milk when 300 I'm bulking it a

eggs the milk when 300 I'm bulking it a little bit this is literally actually


Anything?

Alexis : We checked his luggage.

Alexis : No gun, no device. Nothing that speaks to terrorism.

Beckett : Look, State can't confirm the story about the sick mother,

Beckett : but part of Haddad's story checks out.

Esposito : Turns out that Air Marshal Ford

Esposito : had a second phone on the flight.

Ryan : It was his personal cell.

Castle : Well, we didn't find a second phone on the body.

Beckett : Well, if it had evidence on it,

Beckett : it's possible the killer removed it.

Castle : Can we recover his texts without the phone?

Ryan : Yeah, but it's gonna take some time

Ryan : to get the phone company to release them.

Well, time is something we don't have.

Beckett : And none of this clears Haddad.

Beckett : This could all be a smokescreen.

Esposito : Something for us to chase while his real plan unfolds.

Castle : We need that phone.

Castle : If Ford was texting, he must have

Castle : been connected to the plane's Wi-Fi.

Ryan : Which means the phone may still be connected.

Castle : Right. So, can Tory ping his cell using the Find My Users app?

Castle : Make it beep?

Tory : Okay. I'm in. I've linked his number into the app.

Tory : Ready to ping when you are.

Castle : Okay, stand by.

Castle : All right. Everyone ready?

Debbie : Ready. Farrah and I are in coach, and Jim is in first class.

Castle : Watch for anyone reaching for their phone.

Castle : Ford's phone could be in the killer's hands.

Mmm-hmm.

Beckett : Okay. Go.

Tory : Pinging now.


forward to this entire meal this is the

forward to this entire meal this is the Wagyu cutlet sandwich is perfect you can


Howard : around what we can assume was pretty massive weaponry.

Bernadette : I think Mr. Wolowitz needs to keep in mind

Bernadette : that the past is the past.

But he should know that I am the kind of girl

who could get all the giant missiles she wants.


Girl : I'll take your word for it.

Howard : You should.

Howard : He's really looked.

Raj : I'm Raj, by the way.

Raj : This is Howard. Hi.

Girl : Claire.


this is the roux that we saw at the

this is the roux that we saw at the market but first I'll just taste the

market but first I'll just taste the

market but first I'll just taste the coffee first and then I can dip it in

coffee first and then I can dip it in

coffee first and then I can dip it in there just just never gets old and you

there just just never gets old and you

there just just never gets old and you can never have enough you just dip dip


we're just getting cold now I'm just

we're just getting cold now I'm just

we're just getting cold now I'm just gonna sit down here real fast

gonna sit down here real fast

gonna sit down here real fast ah that's gonna bring us to the end of

ah that's gonna bring us to the end of

ah that's gonna bring us to the end of this day we are and this was a fantastic

this day we are and this was a fantastic way to wrap up this day there are

way to wrap up this day there are

way to wrap up this day there are amazing people here at mold I mean today

amazing people here at mold I mean today we've met so many people again who are

we've met so many people again who are

we've met so many people again who are so beyond passionate more like live it

so beyond passionate more like live it

so beyond passionate more like live it as a lifestyle to serve ultra

as a lifestyle to serve ultra

as a lifestyle to serve ultra high-quality honest ingredients like

high-quality honest ingredients like

high-quality honest ingredients like from their hearts and that's been the

from their hearts and that's been the

from their hearts and that's been the story of today and it's been a

story of today and it's been a

story of today and it's been a spectacular day of Danish food in in


Monica : You're my...

Monica : And we're...


Leonard : We both have people in our lives who wanna nip intestinal polyps in the bud.

Penny : So, what's new in the world of physics?


Penny : - Let's watch another one. - Really?

Penny : Yeah. It was fun. It kind of reminded me of my high school.

Penny : But instead of vampires, we had meth-heads. Ahem.

Penny : But both came out at night and had messed up teeth.

Leonard : All right, cool. I think you'll like the next one better.

Leonard : All the cheerleaders are suffering from an evil curse.

Penny : Oh. Well, that's like my high school too.

But instead of a curse, it was crabs. Heh.


House : Are you going somewhere with this? Because this feels...

Amber : Just keep doing what you're doing. It helps.

Amber : Then, under the stress of blindness, then, post-op fever.

Amber : What do all the symptoms have in common?

Heat.

House : See, if you hadn't been here, that would've just popped into my head,

House : which actually would have been way cooler.


Wha?... The entire weekend? You mean I wouldn't see you at all?

But I do... No, no, l knew what I was getting into.

Penny : You can't put a saddle on Leonard Hofstadter.

Penny : Oh, my, is it getting hot in here? Ay, Papi.

"Ay, Papi"?

Leonard : - What is that? - An acting choice.

Stuart : Hmm.

Leonard : So you chose that when you become turned on...

...you'd turn into Speedy Gonzalez.

Do you got a problem with that, Papi?

Leonard : Uh-uh.


I'm looking a little bit I have trouble

I'm looking a little bit I have trouble

I'm looking a little bit I have trouble counting to five like 50 27 I think I'm

counting to five like 50 27 I think I'm

counting to five like 50 27 I think I'm 12 isn't so hard I met 27 P I'm finding


fried with the dried chilies and there

fried with the dried chilies and there is some green onions and oh I love how

is some green onions and oh I love how

is some green onions and oh I love how they just have like a poll-- chili stem

they just have like a poll-- chili stem

they just have like a poll-- chili stem included in these dishes

and put that right and right as the

and put that right and right as the

and put that right and right as the centerpiece yeah this food looks so good

centerpiece yeah this food looks so good I think I might have to take off my


Castle : Well, the only thing we know for sure is...

He was killed at 3 : 27 a.m.

Lanie : - Very good, Hayley. - Whoa! wait, what?

Castle : - How did you know that? - Broken watch.

He must've busted it when he hit the ground.

Ryan : Esposito, we have Hayley. What do we need Castle for?

Beckett : - Yeah. - Super funny, guys.

Castle : That was lucky.

Castle : And I can still help ID this victim. Thank you very much.

Castle : Lanie, run a fingerprint scan.

Okay, look, Castle, I don't know what all of this is about,

Lanie : but I don't tell you how to write your books,

Lanie : so don't tell me how to ID a body.

Lanie : I've already performed a scan.

I'm just waiting forthe results.

Uh. Do you think it's possible to identify the victim

Hayley : from the purchase of these mints?

Castle : I guess we could.

Castle : It's far more efficient to use a fingerprint scan...

Unidentified Woman : Oh! Oh!