Beckett : Trust me, Mr. McHugh,

your divorce is gonna be the least of your problems

Beckett : if you don't tell us where Falco is.

I never heard of any Falco,

Anton : and I didn't take the Fist, all right?

Anton : Truth is, I didn't even want the damn thing.

Anton : I just wanted Joy to think I wanted it.

Beckett : And why is that?

Anton : I thought if I made Joy think it meant something to me,

Anton : she'd give me the vineyard in Napa.

Anton : Now that it's gone, that bag of Botox is gonna clean me out.

Ryan : So, what do you think?

Ryan : You believe him?

Beckett : Either way, we don't have enough to subpoena McHugh's financials to...

Beckett : Doesn't look like Falco was working with McHugh.

Beckett : Well, who was he working with?

Castle : The museum's director.

Bryan Hayes.

Beckett : Our victim?

Castle : A man matching Hayes' description

Castle : met with Serena's contact a few days ago,

asking aboutD Flawless diamonds.

Ryan : Hayes was in on the theft? He must've hired Falco to steal the Fist.

Castle : Yeah, only Falco decided to keep it.

Serena : So he murdered Hayes.

Beckett : If Hayes was a co-conspirator, that might lead us to Falco.

Beckett : Let's take a look at his financials...

The usual, yeah. Yeah.

I'll work some of my other sources.

Serena : See if we can get a line on him.

Castle : Another jaunt into Manhattan's seedy underbelly? Count me in.

Serena : Sorry, no need for a guy Friday on this one.

Serena : I'll just be making phone calls. Boring stuff.

Serena : But I'll catch you later?


CRISTINA : Threesome?

CRISTINA : Nice. Just when I think you're boring, you rise.

MEREDITH : I'm dating. And it comes with snacks.

ALEX : - Hey, Iz. - Hey. Going in to see the chief.

ALEX : Excellent. Back in the game, stepping up to the plate.

- Running late. I'll catch you later? - Yeah. Later.

ALEX : Izzie's back. That's good. Coffee cake.

MEREDITH : - I'm dating. - Touch that piece, lose a hand.

BAILEY : Morning, people. Grey, we're clearing the decks.

BAILEY : Need you writing discharge forms. Yang, you're with Dr. Shepherd.

BAILEY : Karev, as usual, you're with Dr. Montgomery-Shepherd in OBG YN.

O'Malley, Dr. Torres has requested you today in Ortho.

CRISTINA : - Was she smiling? - Izzie's back.

"Dr. Torres has requested you"?

Dr. Beets to the OR. Dr. Beets to the OR.

MEREDITH : Just tell her, George.

MEREDITH : Tell her you're not ready to move in together.

MEREDITH : And then try dating. Dating is fun.

ADDISON : - Karev. We ready? - Isn't this getting old for you?

ADDISON : Nope. Makes my whole day, actually.

Hello? Hello?

Are you OK? No... Yeah.

No, I can't. I got to... five minutes.

ADDISON : - Go find something to do in the pit. - Personal problem?

DEREK : Go.


- [Bryan] We should name the new baby Pizza?

- Yeah. - Pizza, anyone?

Is that a good name suggestion?

soft music

You gonna go check on your chicken babies?

- [Ollie] I hope Moana didn't die.

- "I hope Moana didn't die," Ollie says.

He's so funny today.

Now that he is five,

he is coming up with the funniest things.

It's kind of hilarious.

What are you guys doin'?

Did you get some eggs?

- Yeah!

- Yay! - Yay!

- I wanna eat eggs!

- [Bryan] You wanna eat eggs?

- Yeah!

- [Bryan] We'll eat eggs in the morning, okay buddy?


Adams : It was stupid.

Adams : I hitchhiked to Manhattan, moved in with an older guy.

Adams : In two months I came running home.

Adams : Took my parents years to get over it.

House : That's when you started to excel. You were making it up to them.

House : Your parents screwed you up by not screwing you up.

Adams : How does briefly wishing I was screwed up make me screwed up?

House : It's normal to be screwed up. It's really screwed up to romanticize it.

House : Guess that's why you wanted to work with prisoners.

Adams : It's why I wanted to work with you.

House : It was a tactic.


I get it. You had to make up a lie.

Can't just tell your kid you're here to see him.

I mean, what father does that?

That little blue dot under your collar... It's a tattoo for guiding radiation treatment.

I was looking for it after I saw what you had for breakfast : brown rice, vegetables.

It's a macrobiotic diet... popular with Hollywood starlets and... cancer patients.


Lopez : Nice talking to you.

Megan : Oh, Aryana Jones, this is Alex Lopez.

Hi.

Lopez : Aryana, my wife and I are huge fans.

Lopez : Can't wait to see the performance tonight.

Aryana Jones : You are too sweet, Alex. Please come say hi after the show.

Megan : Uh, sir, five minutes until you're on. You better get backstage.

Okay. Okay, bye.

Frank : Give me some room, fellas. I'd like a word with Carolyn.

Bree Colton : Man, Lopez is a rock star.

Frank : Yeah, you're telling me.

Frank : All right, I'll keep eyes on him on stage. You cover him back here?

Ryan : Yeah, copy that.

God knows. So...

Oh, God, I think I've been hit.

Ryan : Sir, stay right where you are. Help's on the way, okay?

Carolyn.

Carolyn, you're gonna be all right.

Kev!

Frank : Kev, what the hell happened?

Ryan : Call 911. We need a doctor in here right now.

God! Who did this? Did you see who did this?

Ryan : No. No, no, no, no.

Stop! Gray suit! Stay right where you are!

Go, go, go, go, go!


House : If I died, you'd never get the job.

House : I knew you wouldn't let that happen.

Amber : You don't think anybody else has any reason to care?

I think this is starting to come back to me.

It's right, left, then repeat.

House : Yeah. That works.

House : What did we miss?

Jody : If we knew, he wouldn't be dead.

House : So, that's it? You're just gonna give up?

Thirteen : No. We were defeated. It's over.

Jody : Patient presented with syncope.

Jody : We thought it was thread worms, gave him ivermectin.

Stark : Thank you.

The patient seemed better until his blood turned green.

Thirteen : Can we at least remove the body before

Thirteen : launching into a purely academic exercise?

House : The patient didn't respond to antibiotics or steroids.

Thirteen : You okay, boy?

House : What's wrong with the dog?


inviting us for setting it up and to the entire family of the bride and groom

entire family of the bride and groom

entire family of the bride and groom clerk were allowing us here and also to

clerk were allowing us here and also to

clerk were allowing us here and also to show the greatest wedding meal without a

show the greatest wedding meal without a doubt that I've ever had we had the

doubt that I've ever had we had the

doubt that I've ever had we had the patience to explain the things to us at

patience to explain the things to us at

patience to explain the things to us at the same time but at the same it was on

the same time but at the same it was on

the same time but at the same it was on over the phone he was talking to

over the phone he was talking to

over the phone he was talking to somebody else and instructing them you

somebody else and instructing them you

somebody else and instructing them you should prepare something else I like

should prepare something else I like

should prepare something else I like believably talented man yeah Helen did

believably talented man yeah Helen did

believably talented man yeah Helen did man yes it was outstanding the entire

man yes it was outstanding the entire

man yes it was outstanding the entire experience thank you for your gracious

experience thank you for your gracious

experience thank you for your gracious hospitality and finally also I want to


Monica : - Well, that's it. Everything's packed.

Chandler : - Wow, this is weird.

- I know. - Yeah.

Joey : - Uh, does this mean there's nothing to eat?

Monica : - I put three lasagnas in your freezer.

Gunther : - I love you!

Joey : - So did you guys make it in time?

Phoebe : - Yeah, yeah, he talked to her, but she got on the plane anyway.

- Where's Ross? - He went home,

Phoebe : He didn't want to see anybody.


- Why do you need this...? - No, no, no.

Alex : - Sorry. - I am glad you asked.

Sheldon : - Oh. - Are you familiar with the Higgs boson?


Beckett : The feds have been trying to get him for years.

Ryan : He was at the bar earlier today.

Ryan : He told Charlie he needed his luck to change.

CASTLE : Probably a veiled threat.

Daniel : What if he kills her?

CASTLE : No, he wants his money too much.

Castle : Just stick to the plan. Charlie called Moretti,

Castle : told him to meet him at the casino first thing in the morning,

Castle : when the banks open.

Esposito : Once you turn over the $10 million, he'll turn over Nadine.

Beckett : And then we'll arrest him for Sam's murder.

Daniel : Well, what if he smells a trap?

Beckett : He won't. We'll be ready.

Ryan : Here he comes.

CHARLIE : Tommy Moretti, the guy's a sociopath.

Ryan : Problem is, with half the city on his payroll,

Charlie : no one can touch him.

You got some pretty big balls, kid, to steal from me.

Look, I'm sorry, Mr. Moretti. I had no idea you were involved.

Daniel : I'll log on and transfer the funds as soon as I see Nadine.

You got a lot of demands for a kid

Tommy : who's lucky to be sucking down air right now.


Narrator : Marshall was thrown.

Narrator : This guy seemed nice.

Narrator : Of course, he wasn't.

You all go to hell!

Jefferson : I'd do it again!

I'm innocent. I'm innocent.

Narrator : Marshall...

Why do you want to work

At nicholson, hewitt & west?

Marshall : Right, um, okay, jeff,

Marshall : I've actually given this a lot of thought...

Jeff : I'm sorry. Stop.

Jeff : I can't do this with a straight face.


House : Where's Foreman?

Wendy : He's down here somewhere.

"Somewhere." Very helpful.

Wendy : Do you have any idea when he's getting out tonight?

Sometime.

Wendy : I realize you can't predict.

Wendy : I just thought you might be able to estimate. It's Valentines Day.

Wendy : I've planned a surprise getaway.

House : Get away.

House : Get away.

House : Get away.


Look at that

This is beautiful


-He may be now. I hit him with my car. -My God, really?

No, that's bluffing. Lesson number one.

Let me tell you something. Everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap!

-Nice earrings. -Thank you.

Aunt Iris : -Girls, sit down. -Aunt lris, this is Phoebe and Rachel.


Go to your son's room. Not until you get your ass...

House : There's a problem.

Jeffrey : - What is it? - I don't know.

Foreman : Skin lesions are spreading all over his body.

They're opening up, and the fatty tissues are oozing out.

Foreman : He'll be septic in a matter of days. Death by dermatitis.

Rowan : - Where's Robert? - Uh, he has clinic duty this morning.

House : No, he doesn't. I rescheduled you guys so you'd be free. Yeah, but he re-rescheduled himself.

Patient : It doesn't hurt yet. Keep going.

House : You page me?

Chase : No, I don't need you. Come on.

House : We all need help now and again. You're getting a consult.

House : Okay. We've got new skin lesions, bigger and uglier. What would cause that? - My hand hurts.

Rowan : What if his body worked so hard attacking the anthrax that it started attacking itself?


Leonard : Or we could mix things up. Maybe pick names out of a hat, whatever.

Penny : Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Penny : Why don't you just admit you don't want to be on a team with me.

I just said, "Couples sound great."

Penny : Mm-hmm, yeah, you don't think I'm smart enough.

Penny : You think I'm gonna be a liability.

Penny : Even though I totally just used the word "liability" correctly

Penny : in a sentence.

Leonard : Yeah.

No, let's do couples. I want to.

No, no, no. Let's mix things up.

Penny : I choose Sheldon, and we're gonna kick your ass!

Yeah-- really?

Sheldon : The only time I'm ever picked first for a team

Sheldon : and I'm stuck with the liability?

Amy : Stop that. Penny is not a liability.

Sheldon : Thank you. Do you want to be on my team?

Amy : Maybe we pick names out of a hat.

Penny : Hurry up and close the door so they can't hear us.


Let's see. Bradley tank. Transport truck. Batmobile.

Sheldon : - Ooh! - No.

Howard : Here we go. Red 2006 Ford Taurus on the streets of Pasadena.

Leonard : Uh...

Raj : - What? - Statistically, red cars...

Sheldon : ...are stopped by police far more often than any other color.

Sheldon : I don't want any hassles with the fuzz.

Fine, what color do you want?

Sheldon : You know the pale blue of Luke Skywalker's lightsaber?

Sheldon : Before it was digitally remastered.

Howard : Black it is.

Okay. Now, what you wanna do first is turn on the ignition and shift into drive.

Sheldon : I haven't fastened my seat belt yet.

Leonard : Okay, fasten your seat belt.

Sheldon : Click.


Lisa Cuddy : Were you on MAO inhibitors, the anti-depressant?

Ben Prosner : Megan, it's okay. It doesn't matter, okay? I love you.

Mrs. Bradberry : Honey? Honey, what's wrong?

Lisa Cuddy : Megan, are you all right?

Ben Prosner : What's happening? Are we upsetting her?

Lisa Cuddy : Heart is beating too fast. Get the family out of here.

Megan?

Megan! Charging to 200.

Meg. Meg! Megan!

Clear!

Lisa Cuddy : We shocked her back into sinus rhythm, but she's still tachycardic.

Greg House : Fascinating. Equally fascinating is, why are you here?


I hope that you don't set him aside this shit he's taking his ideas seriously

shit he's taking his ideas seriously

shit he's taking his ideas seriously oh I hope that you take your ideas

oh I hope that you take your ideas

oh I hope that you take your ideas seriously man I've I've been saying this


Rachel : What if the baby needs him?

What's the deal with you and doctors? Is your father a doctor?

Rachel : Yeah. Why?

Chandler : No reason.

Lydia : Mom, we've been through this.

No, I am not calling him.

Lydia : I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk.

No, I am not alone. Joey's here.

What do you mean "Joey who"?

Lydia : Joey who?


oh wow oh this is a must have to come

oh wow oh this is a must have to come here pick it up from swim of doughnuts

here pick it up from swim of doughnuts

here pick it up from swim of doughnuts these doughnuts are as beautiful on the

these doughnuts are as beautiful on the

these doughnuts are as beautiful on the outside and they are on the inside

outside and they are on the inside

outside and they are on the inside beautifully toasty with a fluffy chilly

beautifully toasty with a fluffy chilly

beautifully toasty with a fluffy chilly interior

interior

interior [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you get a little hit just a little ahead

you get a little hit just a little ahead of swing-off so a hands of soy milk and

of swing-off so a hands of soy milk and

of swing-off so a hands of soy milk and a whole lot of happiness

a whole lot of happiness

a whole lot of happiness you know what these doughnuts I could

you know what these doughnuts I could

you know what these doughnuts I could literally be a hundred systems in that

literally be a hundred systems in that

literally be a hundred systems in that app stories like tied up and doughnuts

app stories like tied up and doughnuts

app stories like tied up and doughnuts are just being shoved into his mouth

are just being shoved into his mouth

are just being shoved into his mouth let's kind of try that

that was me channeling my inner homer I

that was me channeling my inner homer I

that was me channeling my inner homer I can see however would enjoy that no one

can see however would enjoy that no one

can see however would enjoy that no one will be really good with some soy milk


Nikki... Oh, you mean Nikki Heat.

Have you read your novels in Spanish?

Gina : - No. - Oh, you should.

Calderon : Everything is better in Spanish.

Please.


Wait, I don't remember him at the wedding, do you?

Taub : I don't remember most of the people who were at our wedding.

Taub : Which is why

Taub : I thought I'd ask the love of my life to marry me.


Bernadette : The next person kicking you will be me.

Bernadette : Good night.

Howard : Are we even in a good school...?

Howard : Ow!

Bernadette : I warned you, and I did it.

Penny : What's all this?

Leonard : Oh, everything we need for your autograph session--

Leonard : head shots, markers. Okay.

Penny : Leonard, it's sweet you're excited about this,

Penny : but it'll be a miracle if one person asks for my autograph.

Leonard : Are you kidding?

I once paid $20 for Theo Sassler's signature.

- Who's that? - Oh, I don't even know.

Leonard : I just liked his name. Theo Sassler!

Oh, and look at this.

Leonard : I even got a change maker.

Leonard : How much change you want, little lady?

Penny : Oh, there's so much I want to change.

Leonard : Yeah, well, if it's a dollar, you're in luck.


[Music]

[Music]

[Music] yes look at this thing's the coolest

yes look at this thing's the coolest

yes look at this thing's the coolest thing ever

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] Oh time that's good time

Oh time that's good time

Oh time that's good time [Music]


Don't gloat, okay, 'cause it's really unattractive.

Castle : Now can we arrest him?

- I feel you, man. - Yeah, okay.

Beckett : He didn't arrive at the club until after midnight.

Castle : So what do we do now? Wait for his lawyer to show up?

Beckett : Actually, we follow other leads. It's something that we call "working. "

Castle : Other leads! Good. Since we both know he didn't do it.

Creason? What makes you think he didn't do it?

Castle : Isn't it obvious? All the evidence points to him.

Beckett : And that somehow makes him not guilty?

Castle : - He's totally the red herring. - The red herring?

An innocent character who appears guilty.

Beckett : I know what a red herring is, Castle.

Beckett : It's a literary device used in literature.

Beckett : In real life, we don't dismiss a suspect just because he appears too guilty.

Besides, I thought you wanted to arrest him.

Castle : Yeah, because he's a tool, not because he's guilty.

Castle : The guy's a multimillionaire. He's not gonna be dumb enough

Castle : to wrap a dead body up in his own rug.

Beckett : It doesn't matter. Those rugs were custom-designed for Creason's hotel,

Beckett : so we know he's connected.

Beckett : - Hey, Esposito! - Yeah.

See what you can find on that rug.

If one went missing, what room it's from, and maybe who had access.

Castle : - Yeah. - Thanks.

Esposito : Road trip.

Castle : You're very good at bossing men around.

Castle : I've noticed.

Beckett : You're telling me that it's just a coincidence

Beckett : that a man whose murder you celebrated by drinking champagne

Beckett : was found wrapped in a rug from your hotel?

Lawyer : There are identical rugs in every room of the Axium.

Lawyer : You can't expect my client to be responsible for their whereabouts.


eating than at this exact moment no

eating than at this exact moment no songs I sing no poetry I can write can

songs I sing no poetry I can write can

songs I sing no poetry I can write can begin even to describe or to justice to

begin even to describe or to justice to

begin even to describe or to justice to how good those rawness this is like

how good those rawness this is like

how good those rawness this is like super mate and all other ramen are

super mate and all other ramen are

super mate and all other ramen are basically a bankrupt Batman nothing

basically a bankrupt Batman nothing

basically a bankrupt Batman nothing comes closer this is the best ramen I've

comes closer this is the best ramen I've ever had in my life

ever had in my life

ever had in my life heavenly noodles meets godly broth

heavenly noodles meets godly broth

heavenly noodles meets godly broth equals a divine ramen and and they can

equals a divine ramen and and they can

equals a divine ramen and and they can add soup stock at the end about the meal

add soup stock at the end about the meal so thus the broth I had left was really

so thus the broth I had left was really

so thus the broth I had left was really really big there now adding more soup to

really big there now adding more soup to it so I can enjoy that on assault here's

it so I can enjoy that on assault here's the broth a little much lighter much

the broth a little much lighter much

the broth a little much lighter much clearer now big soup spoon oh that broad

clearer now big soup spoon oh that broad is magical

is magical

is magical definitely tasty anchovies now what a


Nok Hockey. Nice one, big man.

Yeah, I meant New Jersey in general, not this basement.

She wants me to move here? I don't get it. We discussed this months ago.

So I was thinking after the wedding, you and Lucy could move in here.

Yeah, she could play out on the fire escape,

maybe make friends with that guy who sleeps on that couch out in the alley,

ride her bike up and down Broadway. That's a great idea, Ted.

Look, I don't understand why you'd want to live in New Jersey

when you have a chance to live in Manhattan.

I thought having a rent-controlled apartment on the Upper West Side

was half the reason she agreed to marry me.

Really, I thought it was the whole reason. What is up?

Lucy : - Hey. - Robin, hey! Looking good.


good morning Amelia do you know what day it is today Mia what's happening in

it is today Mia what's happening in

it is today Mia what's happening in school today

school today

school today sports day in our trainers stay no it's

sports day in our trainers stay no it's

sports day in our trainers stay no it's really weird we never ever change into

really weird we never ever change into

really weird we never ever change into our trainers working we've always

our trainers working we've always

our trainers working we've always changed into our PE kit the way to

changed into our PE kit the way to

changed into our PE kit the way to school once I never will heart rates are

school once I never will heart rates are you excited for sports a better day

you excited for sports a better day

you excited for sports a better day father's day that's the most important

father's day that's the most important

father's day that's the most important idea ducky I like my name

Alessia good morning what do you know

Alessia good morning what do you know

Alessia good morning what do you know what day it is today Alessia good do you

what day it is today Alessia good do you know they really what is this one this


Howard's Mother : Were you playing with him?

For God's sake, Ma, I'm 26 years old.

Howard's Mother : Excuse me, Mr. Grownup.

- What do you want for breakfast? - Chocolate milk and Eggos, please.

- Howard, listen to me. - Hang on. Call waiting.


Jennifer Scout Duffy-O'Malley,

will you make me the happiest guy in the world and marry me?


Monica : It's okay. I don't care. That's fine.

Really?

Monica : It's no big deal. I do it all the time.

Chandler : You flirt with guys all the time?

Monica : It doesn't mean anything. Just like it doesn't mean anything with you.

There's a difference. You're a lot hotter.

Joey : True story.

Monica : This actually bothers you?

Yes, and I think it'd bother a lot of people.

When you and Ross dated...

Chandler : ...did it bother you when he flirted with other women?


Looks like I've been calling you for almost five minutes.

How's my pocket sound?

Sorry about that, buddy.

Anyway, your mom and I had such a great time seeing you.

I love you.


Alfred : I'll go with you.

Leonard : That still leaves me here with him.

Hang on, hang on!

We're smart, we can figure this out.

Okay, so : Mary and Beverly can't be together.

Uh, Alfred and Beverly can't be together.

Leonard and I can't be together.

Now, I could be with Alfred...

but I don't like his face.

Oh, here! I've got it!

Amy : Who's ready for a wedding?

Sheldon : Great, now I have to start all over.

Wyatt : So how's the world of pharmaceuticals treating you?

Penny : Pretty good. I actually just got assigned


Probably.

SIGHS I'm a little hazy on the details.

INHALES DEEPLY Okay.

Okay, that it?

Beckett : Yeah, for now.

Beckett : In the meantime, you should probably go back to the hotel

Beckett : and lay low in your room.

Marilyn : Shouldn't we make an announcement? Let everyone know that she isn't dead?

Well, you know what, if someone was trying to kill her,

it might be safer to let them assume that they've actually succeeded

Beckett : while we're still doing our job.

MRS. SUTTON : How long? She starts a tour next week.

Marilyn : And as her manager, I can't imagine

that it's gonna help ticket sales if everyone thinks she's dead.

Yeah, wouldn't wanna screw up the big comeback tour.

Marilyn : Sweetie, you've worked really hard on those new songs.

We're talking about staying out of sight for a day, maybe less.

Beckett : Hopefully by then we'll have a lead

that'll help us figure out who's behind this.

Ryan : Uh, Beckett, I might have an idea about that.


Ross : Come on, now. You know you want them.

Don't. Don't do this.

I'll tell you what, Mon. I'll give you the first box for free.


Darius Carson : And by the looks of that body, you ain't.

Esposito : Yeah, well, I'm sure your mama's so proud.

Yeah.

Beckett : So, Darius, according to Regina Cane's party planner,

Beckett : you weren't on the original guest list until

Beckett : you made a last minute phone call to get in the party.

Carson : I'm a fan of her music. That a crime?

Castle : No, but murder is.

Carson : I know you ain't a cop with that fancy shirt and poofy hair.


Penny : Yup, that's good.

Penny : Wine glasses should have handles.

Amy : Keeping accurate track of your alcohol intake.

Amy : Smart idea, considering how trampy you get when you've had a few.

Penny : You heard what I did?

- Well, I heard who you did. - Ugh.

Penny : Oh, my God, I screwed up everything.

Penny : I hurt Leonard, I hurt Raj. I mean, what is wrong with me?

Penny : I feel like two totally different people.

Penny : Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Whore.

Don't be so hard on yourseIf.

Amy : - Know the story of Catherine the Great? - No.

She ruled Russia in the late 1700s, and one night when she was feeling randy...

Amy : ...she used an intricate system of pulleys to have intimate relations with a horse.

Howard : I'm sorry, what does this have to do with me?

Amy : She engaged in inter-species hanky-panky...

Amy : ...and people still call her great.

Amy : I'm sure your reputation can survive you shagging a Iittle lndian boy.


Cuddy : You have to lash out at everyone who tries to help you?

Cuddy : Live in your own kitchen sink, for all I care.

- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - Harsh.

Foreman : I didn't think you had a case before,

House : but that is no way to talk to a patient.

House sitting Down And Realizing : You are right.


we quarantine you have to go stay home

we quarantine you have to go stay home for two weeks yeah it's so it's so scary

for two weeks yeah it's so it's so scary like I said like I'm not usually one I

like I said like I'm not usually one I

like I said like I'm not usually one I don't think any of us are really usually

don't think any of us are really usually wants to like get paranoid or get like

wants to like get paranoid or get like

wants to like get paranoid or get like get by into all the hysteria cause

get by into all the hysteria cause

get by into all the hysteria cause technically media can very much like

technically media can very much like

technically media can very much like over dramatize certain situations so I

over dramatize certain situations so I

over dramatize certain situations so I try not to like get into it but when

try not to like get into it but when

try not to like get into it but when your brother is literally over there

your brother is literally over there

your brother is literally over there where it's kind of all happening it

where it's kind of all happening it

where it's kind of all happening it makes you feel a lot more like worried

makes you feel a lot more like worried

makes you feel a lot more like worried and scared and so hopefully do we makes

and scared and so hopefully do we makes

and scared and so hopefully do we makes it home and hopefully all is fine

it home and hopefully all is fine

it home and hopefully all is fine hopefully it doesn't get a separating

hopefully it doesn't get a separating

hopefully it doesn't get a separating thing tire him out dad

thing tire him out dad

thing tire him out dad ha ha ha dying right now ok bye love yo

ha ha ha dying right now ok bye love yo

ha ha ha dying right now ok bye love yo Jane doesn't think he likes picking me


think I've eaten more Lebanon in Lebanon than I have anywhere else in the world

than I have anywhere else in the world

than I have anywhere else in the world oh well known it's a really good really

oh well known it's a really good really

oh well known it's a really good really rich and buttery and you have to chase

rich and buttery and you have to chase

rich and buttery and you have to chase that mm-hmm that completes your bike I

that mm-hmm that completes your bike I

that mm-hmm that completes your bike I just realized they made the ultimate

just realized they made the ultimate

just realized they made the ultimate Lebanese food rookie mistake


say they try is this the graveyard of

say they try is this the graveyard of like definitely all the backups that's

like definitely all the backups that's

like definitely all the backups that's the last guy that went down right there

the last guy that went down right there

the last guy that went down right there the last guy like me that showed up was

the last guy like me that showed up was

the last guy like me that showed up was like I can do it that's what was left

like I can do it that's what was left

like I can do it that's what was left right there

right there

right there so this is what he's saying I should do

so this is what he's saying I should do

so this is what he's saying I should do right here the trike

right here the trike

right here the trike you got it oh my god here's where I'm at


Big Bully : Did we not make ourselves clear the other day?

Ross : That's why we're here.

Yes, we're standing our ground.

Apparently.

Let's do this already.

You got a weapon?

Little Bully : A nice watch. I don't want to break it on your ribs.

All right, let's do this.

Question : If I don't care about my watch, can I use it as a weapon?

- What do you mean? - It's sharp, it's metal.

Chandler : I think I can do some serious damage with it.

Big Bully : No, you can't use your watch.

Big Bully : Or your keys.

Little Bully : Here's what we'll do.

Little Bully : We'll put all keys and watches in the hat over there.

All right?


Mmm.

Robin : Hey, how about some tunes?

âª ...Walk 500 miles

Robin : Oh, great song.

âª And I would walk 500 more

Lily : These cigars aren't helping at all. Yeah.

Robin : This was a terrible idea.

Mmm.

Lily : Now it just smells like a homeless guy threw up in here.

Marshall : The broken windows?

Lily : We had to make it look realistic.

Well, why did you break two of them?

Uh, it looked like fun when she did it.

Robin : So I wanted to try.

Marshall : Can't believe this whole time it was you guys.

Marshall : I've been blaming really tanned dancing leotard guy.

Lily : Marshall, I'm so sorry, but sharing that secret...

Lily : That's when robin and I became best friends.


Marshall : You know who gets really bad revertigo?

Lily when she's around

Marshall : Her high school friend, michelle.

Barney : Michelle? She sounds hot.

Wait, wait. You don't know about lily and michelle?

Barney : No. What about lily and michelle?

Marshall : Oh, my friend, you are in for a treat.

Hey, lil? Lily : What?

Marshall : You know, I was just thinking,

Marshall : We haven't seen your friend michelle in a while.

Lily : Oh, yeah. I'll give her a call, see if she wants to hang out.

Ted : Yeah.

What... do they make out?

Marshall : Better.

Comparable. Comparable.

Ugh, whatever. It's over. I lost.

Robin : I guess you, uh,

You don't get a second chance.

Robin : I got a second chance.

Lily : What happened?

Robin : He came by my place tonight...

Robin : Simon. What are you doing here?


BP is dropping.

Go.

Foreman : No sign of cancer. BP is 90 over 60.


Penny : Okay, does everyone remember the rules?

Penny : If he's shirtless, one sip.

Penny : Posing with a pet, two sips.

Penny : Pet and shirtless, chug like it's your job.

And pull!

Raj : I have that same underwear!

Chug!

phone chimes


amazing and he accompanies you all the

amazing and he accompanies you all the way out to the street to ensure you have

way out to the street to ensure you have a safe trip after after eating that beef

a safe trip after after eating that beef well that was that was by far the best

well that was that was by far the best

well that was that was by far the best steak I've ever had in my life

steak I've ever had in my life

steak I've ever had in my life it was unbelievable and not not only the

it was unbelievable and not not only the meat while the meat it was the highlight

meat while the meat it was the highlight but the chef and his family and all of

but the chef and his family and all of

but the chef and his family and all of all the chefs they're so friendly so

all the chefs they're so friendly so

all the chefs they're so friendly so nice yeah an amazing place in Tokyo and

nice yeah an amazing place in Tokyo and

nice yeah an amazing place in Tokyo and that beef will blow your mind I want to

that beef will blow your mind I want to

that beef will blow your mind I want to say a huge thank you to the hungry

say a huge thank you to the hungry

say a huge thank you to the hungry tourists on his best of Tokyo food tour

tourists on his best of Tokyo food tour

tourists on his best of Tokyo food tour that's where I ate it thank you so much

that's where I ate it thank you so much

that's where I ate it thank you so much the hungry tourists that was absolutely

the hungry tourists that was absolutely

the hungry tourists that was absolutely awesome

awesome

awesome I'll leave the hungry tourists all the

I'll leave the hungry tourists all the

I'll leave the hungry tourists all the links in the description box below so

links in the description box below so

links in the description box below so you can check him out when you're in

you can check him out when you're in

you can check him out when you're in Tokyo if you're looking for a truly

Tokyo if you're looking for a truly

Tokyo if you're looking for a truly life-changing steak

life-changing steak

life-changing steak she must steakhouse is a place you have

she must steakhouse is a place you have

she must steakhouse is a place you have to go thank you so much for watching

to go thank you so much for watching

to go thank you so much for watching please remember to give this video a

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All right. The moment of truth.

DEREK : Removing the clamps.

CHIEF : Dr. Bailey, check the nerve stimulator.

SSEPs are falling.

DEREK : Pump up the blood pressure. We need as much blood as possible.

I'm going up to two milliamps.

Up to three.

Wait a minute. I see something. A flicker on the hamstring oftwin A.

Anything on twin B?

- Pump it up some more. - OK, up to four.

A twitch! I got a twitch in twin B's gastroc.

CHIEF : It's small, but it's there.

BAILEY : We have a signal.

Congratulations, ladies and gentlemen, we have four functioning legs!

Good job, everybody.

Aah.

CHIEF : Ladies and gentlemen, on three.

BAILEY : One...

GEORGE : ...two...

CHRISTINA : ...three.


okay what's hot in here 23 okay oh that

okay what's hot in here 23 okay oh that was honestly the most exercise I've got

was honestly the most exercise I've got

was honestly the most exercise I've got in weeks which is really bad

in weeks which is really bad

in weeks which is really bad I should take Alessia out in the body

I should take Alessia out in the body

I should take Alessia out in the body but so cold

have a nice sleep it's putting a deep

have a nice sleep it's putting a deep

have a nice sleep it's putting a deep sleep but you need it that you did it


this thing doesn't just looks up it

this thing doesn't just looks up it tastes awesome

tastes awesome

tastes awesome remember last time I came here it was a

remember last time I came here it was a

remember last time I came here it was a lot hotter like this is pretty cool

lot hotter like this is pretty cool

lot hotter like this is pretty cool night it's actually perfect for eating

night it's actually perfect for eating

night it's actually perfect for eating this once you get through the meat you

this once you get through the meat you

this once you get through the meat you get that great crunchy cartilage this is

get that great crunchy cartilage this is about as primal and it's intimate as you

about as primal and it's intimate as you can get with your food they gave me one

can get with your food they gave me one

can get with your food they gave me one napkin it might not be enough just like

napkin it might not be enough just like

napkin it might not be enough just like a real mountain there's so many magical

a real mountain there's so many magical

a real mountain there's so many magical places to explore there's like meat and

places to explore there's like meat and

places to explore there's like meat and Merrill besides all these crevasses that

Merrill besides all these crevasses that you cannot wish second folder is coming


There's a paleontology conference in L.A.

So I figured I'd go and drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel.


Sheldon : Sometimes your lack of social skills astonishes me.

Leonard : What do you want?

You may wanna sit down.

Leonard : I'm in bed.

Point taken. You may wanna sit up.

Leonard : Sheldon!


Officiant : Whenever you're ready.

Yes.


Chase : Shut up!

Chase : Either you start eating or I'm going to strap you to this bed

Chase : and shove these down your throat one by one.

Chase : Got it?

Nate : Can't get mad at me!

Nate : I'm sick!

MIMICKING COUGHING

Nate : Supposed to feel bad for me.

Chase : Nurse, full set of body restraints.


totally natural okay and so that is

totally natural okay and so that is gonna complete this tribal community

gonna complete this tribal community

gonna complete this tribal community village cooking in Kerala India

village cooking in Kerala India

village cooking in Kerala India experience and that was so much more

experience and that was so much more

experience and that was so much more than I had imagined the entire process

than I had imagined the entire process

than I had imagined the entire process everything was simple we didn't eat a

everything was simple we didn't eat a

everything was simple we didn't eat a lot of food and yet it stands out with

lot of food and yet it stands out with

lot of food and yet it stands out with such incredible like innovation

such incredible like innovation

such incredible like innovation creativity and use of the natural

creativity and use of the natural

creativity and use of the natural ingredients and tools that are available


Howard : Did you hear about the accident at the bio lab?


See? That's the same look.

So if it didn't mean "no" the first time, then...

Thirteen : No. No, no, no.

Chase : No pressure.

Thirteen : Does that method ever work?

Chase : At least once.


Martha : Sure you did.

You know, there are some mysteries that science can't explain,

Martha : And some curses are real, like the Scottish play.

Castle : Here we go. There's no one more superstitious than an actor.

Martha : No! Darling. You never say the name.


Eric : A few months ago, we were presenting at a conference in Singapore,

Eric : we had a few drinks, and...

Beckett : And it ended badly, I get it.

Eric : Actually, it started badly.

She expressed some deep-seated feelings for me,

Eric : ones that I didn't share.

Eric : So when I declined, she took it hard.

He is being polite.

Petra : She went Fatal Attraction for a couple of weeks.

Beckett : And you still work with her?

Eric : She's a very talented researcher.

Detective, we're all misled by our hearts sometimes.

Eric : It shouldn't end a career.

Beckett : It shouldn't end a life either.

Beckett : So, where does Cindy live?

Neil : By the university labs in Lower Manhattan.

Beckett : So, in the city, near the restaurant.

Beckett : And with access to saxitoxin.

Cindy : I have a PhD in chemistry from MIT. Of course I've heard of saxitoxin.

Ryan : Pretty dangerous stuff, Cindy. You ever work with any of it?


still going well and then we're gonna

still going well and then we're gonna commit to staying here for a little bit

commit to staying here for a little bit

commit to staying here for a little bit longer you live longer but get the clean

longer you live longer but get the clean water

water

water odds are chilled mate complained about

odds are chilled mate complained about

odds are chilled mate complained about that let's go sign our lives away are

that let's go sign our lives away are

that let's go sign our lives away are you with me you're fired

so right next door to our lawyer's

so right next door to our lawyer's

so right next door to our lawyer's office is ahaha

office is ahaha

office is ahaha which happens to be one of my favorite I

which happens to be one of my favorite I don't believe that many Mexicans but I

don't believe that many Mexicans but I

don't believe that many Mexicans but I really like this place

really like this place

really like this place and I love actually didn't get it but I

and I love actually didn't get it but I

and I love actually didn't get it but I love salad it's like the one that we got

love salad it's like the one that we got in Mexico because it comes in a tortilla

in Mexico because it comes in a tortilla I didn't get it today cuz I'm too hungry


Clancy : Thank you.

You wanna go for a run?

Dad : What do you want?

Wilson : I want you to run.

House : When did you become an enabler?

Wilson : I'm enabling you to exercise.

Wilson : Vicodin blocks the pain, you get through your rehab.

Wilson : Muscle strength increases, and pain decreases.

I'd rather not become dependent on pain pills to get through my day.

Wilson : You're just like any other patient.

Wilson : Running away from knowledge that won't make you happy.

House : I'm as happy as a pig in poop.

Wilson : You're scared the Ketamine treatment's wearing off.

Wilson : That it was just a....

torturous window to the good life.

House : What part of poop didn't you understand?

Wilson : How can you be so sure it isn't just a sore muscle?

House : It's my leg.

House : We've known each other a long time.

Wilson : You're not always right, House.

Wilson : You've proven that lately.


Ross : But it only has to happen once.

Ross : You and I both know we are perfect for each other. Right?

So the only question is : Are you attracted to me?

Joey : I don't know.

Rachel : I mean, I've never looked at you that way before.

Ross : Well, start looking.


Monica : The babies are asleep. You'll be okay on your own.

You can't leave me with them. We're a team.

We're playing a zone. They'll triple-team me!

He's got plastic in his throat. We gotta go to the hospital.

But a doctor won't be able to help him. And it's just gonna...

Phoebe : naturally pass through his system in seven years.

-I think that's gum. -I'm pretty sure it's gun.

This really hurts. Let's go.


When you think of conveyor belt sushi,

back home in North America usually it's average,

but up ahead in Kyoto Station

there's supposed to be a really good place

and we're gonna go try it out.

Oh, here we go.

I think this is it right here.

Conveyor belt sushi joint.

Look at this, guys.

We are at conveyor belt sushi here in Kyoto.

Oh, there is just a huge selection

of different sushi to try.


that's fallen off my sandwich today I'm

that's fallen off my sandwich today I'm about to like cry right now because not


Bar Tender : Tap's broke! Can't turn 'em off!


[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

SHELDON : Leonard? Leonard? Leonard?

Penny : What is it?

I made tea.

Leonard : I don't want tea.

Sheldon : I didn't make tea for you.

Sheldon : This is my tea.

Leonard : Then why are you telling me?

Sheldon : It's a conversation starter.

Leonard : That's a lousy conversation starter.

Sheldon : Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

Leonard : What do you want, Sheldon?

Sheldon : What I want is to be departing the starship Enterprise...

...in a one-man shuttlecraft headed to the planetoid I rule...

Sheldon : ...known as Sheldon Alpha Five.

Mm, I want that too.

Leonard : Why are you here?

Sheldon : To comfort you, of course.


environment again at this place I

environment again at this place I ordered nasi ayam complete with


Addison : Dorie Russell, she's giving birth to quints.

Derek : Richard said we were on standby.

Which is no problem. It's not like I have a neurosurgery department to run.

Burke : Yes. Apparently our departments are at her disposal.

Do you have time to talk to the mom? I want her to meet all her surgeons.

Derek : - Yes, no problem. - I'll come by after I finish in the OR.

Addison : - Thank you, Dr. Burke. - Sure!

Addison : I didn't hear you leave the hotel room this morning.

Derek : I had an early surgery.

You're sure that's all? Nothing's wrong?

No, like I said, I had an early surgery.

Cristina : OK.

Dorie : I feel like a beached whale.

Addison : Dorie, this is Dr. Shepherd, he's our head of neurosurgery.

- Another Dr. Shepherd? - He's my husband, actually.

Seriously? Wow, look at you two. Everybody must hate you.

Derek and Addison together smiling : You have no idea.

Addison : Anyway, Dorie, Dr. Shepherd wants to talk to you about Baby "C."

Dorie : - Lucy. - Lucy has hydrocephalus.

It is a build-up of cerebrospinal fluid on the brain.

Dorie : OK, and that means...

The fluid puts pressure on the baby's brain,

Derek : which could result in brain damage.


like a big teddy bear top baby what's up baby she gave me a big hug e still stays

baby she gave me a big hug e still stays close to mama that's it that's our


Penny : Oh, unbelievable!

Penny : Know how he did it yet?

Leonard : Um...

Penny : Aw, he has the same look my little nephew gets

Penny : when he can't figure out how I got his nose.

Howard : You know, I have some remedial magic tricks


noble Ola when I see s immediately step

noble Ola when I see s immediately step into this little restaurant and the

into this little restaurant and the

into this little restaurant and the aroma of meat is it's very present

aroma of meat is it's very present

aroma of meat is it's very present it's very present in here he's wonderful

it's very present in here he's wonderful medium eat room we got our bowls of

medium eat room we got our bowls of

medium eat room we got our bowls of adobo this is a dish I really wanted to


I won't live with someone who doesn't know what it is to be a friend.

Chandler : I know what it is to be a friend. I screwed up.

Joey : Yeah, you did.

And that's why I'm leaving.


Amy : Listen to me.

Amy : That is not the way they usually look.

It doesn't matter.

Sheldon : This is no way to make new humans.

Sheldon : People coming out of people.

Sheldon : It's some kind of dirty magic show.

Mrs Cooper off : Sheldon Lee Cooper.

Mrs Cooper off : You get back in this room right now.

Mrs Cooper off : And bring a mop.

Sheldon : Did you hear that?

Mrs Cooper off : A mop.

Sheldon : I have two PhDs yet somehow I'm the janitor

Sheldon : of my sister's birth canal.

Leonard : Hey, Sheldon sent us all an e-mail.

"Happy holidays from Texas."

Leonard : And there's pictures.

Leonard : Ah! Don't open them. Do not open them.

Penny : Oh, come on. Childbirth is a natural, beautiful--


Barney : The "everyday boutonniere"

Barney : by Stinson.

Robin : And nope.

Robin : I'm sorry, Barney, but no girl is going home

Robin : with a guy with a flower on his chest.

Robin : Unless he's a clown, and she's in the trunk of his car.

Marshall : Along with 50 other clowns.

Marshall : It's a clown car.

Robin, did you know that boutonniere

Barney : is French for "bootie is near?"

Barney : True story.

Une histoire vraie.

Robin : Did you know that Barney is French

Robin : for "sad little guy who works way too hard to get laid".

Barney : - Woman, you best check yourself. - On the bright side,

Robin : I guess suits are pretty boring without them, so...


Ted : I'll see you on the other side.


Leonard : So, what do you guys think?

No, pretty much any way I say that is gonna hurt his feelings.

Leonard : Okay, what's wrong with it?

Leonard : - What's wrong with it? - Not you. I wasn't asking you.

Leonard : - Penny? - Well, it's a little juvenile.

Penny : I mean, it kind of looks like the MySpace page of a 13-year-old girl.

Leonard : No, it doesn't.

Howard : Please. Dateline could use it to attract predators.

Sheldon : Penny, this is your enterprise, so it's ultimately your decision.

Sheldon : But based on the quality of his work, I'd strongly recommend...

Sheldon : ...that we let Leonard go.

You wanna fire me?

Sheldon : What I want is irrelevant. This is Penny's decision.

Leonard : Penny?

Excuse me, if I did such a bad job, then why do we already have orders?


Where's...

Wilson : the hooker, I assume?

House : Right up here, buddy.


Robin : I didn't realize you were small potatoes.

Robin : And to be clear, I am referring to your testicles.

Barney : Impressive.

Barney : Try this on for size.

jingling

clatters

Robin : You want to dance?

Robin : Let's dance.

Barney : I live for the dance.

Robin : Get... your other hand...

Robin : off my ass.

Barney : Sorry, sorry.

LILY : What do you mean, you're going to say yes?


is here little onion puree people's

is here little onion puree people's happiness from Micah that's gentle those

happiness from Micah that's gentle those ox cheeks melted almost as much as the

ox cheeks melted almost as much as the

ox cheeks melted almost as much as the bone marrow because I feel like the Ox

bone marrow because I feel like the Ox

bone marrow because I feel like the Ox was blushing a lie is really shy and

was blushing a lie is really shy and

was blushing a lie is really shy and that's why I'm not so easy but seriously

that's why I'm not so easy but seriously look how easy I'm cutting a piece of

look how easy I'm cutting a piece of

look how easy I'm cutting a piece of beef with just my fork and there it is

beef with just my fork and there it is

beef with just my fork and there it is this is almost spreadable this is a

this is almost spreadable this is a

this is almost spreadable this is a close you're gonna see two beef butter

close you're gonna see two beef butter

close you're gonna see two beef butter oh so gentle I love it when I eat food

oh so gentle I love it when I eat food

oh so gentle I love it when I eat food that I can eat at 90 with no teeth it

that I can eat at 90 with no teeth it

that I can eat at 90 with no teeth it just gives me options here's where I

just gives me options here's where I

just gives me options here's where I think you guys be proud of me take my

think you guys be proud of me take my

think you guys be proud of me take my bread I'm spreading some bone marrow on

bread I'm spreading some bone marrow on

bread I'm spreading some bone marrow on here I put the pork fat from before here

here I put the pork fat from before here with the walnuts and then I'm just gonna

with the walnuts and then I'm just gonna cut me off a piece of the ox cheek with

cut me off a piece of the ox cheek with

cut me off a piece of the ox cheek with some onion puree and just make this like

some onion puree and just make this like like a like an open-faced sandwich


Amy : Babies are dull.

- Hey. Hi, how's my girI? - I'm fine.


laughing

You ready to go meet some people?

Yeah, ready to fight some crime.

- We're gonna save the day.

- [Bryan] Finley becomes Gecko,

kinda sorta, in a way.

He's like, I'm not wearing that, you guys.


House : Hey, here's a radical thought. Talk to her.

House : - The truth? - Sounds crazy when you put it like that.

Myron : Ramona's got a big appetite.

Myron : If I don't perform...

Myron : I don't want to lose her.

Myron : You got a pharmacy around here?

House : In the hospital? Could be.

House : Let's see if we can find it.


Barney : Because guess who's

Barney : On his way up to this apartment right now?

Barney : My... Wait for it...

Barney : Brother, james. React.

All : Hey!

Robin : You have a brother?

Yeah. He's the "awesome-est,"

Most best "looking-est," greatest guy ever.

Lily : He's exactly like barney.

Barney : That's what I just said.

Ted : Well, barney and his brother aren't exactly alike.


she lay down position son look who's

she lay down position son look who's

she lay down position son look who's back from school Anna I mean yeah did

back from school Anna I mean yeah did

back from school Anna I mean yeah did you have to poison apple who no oh my

you have to poison apple who no oh my

you have to poison apple who no oh my goodness did you knock did you have the

goodness did you knock did you have the

goodness did you knock did you have the best day in school today in real life no

best day in school today in real life no oh my goodness

oh my goodness

oh my goodness are you okay how did you come back wait

are you okay how did you come back wait

are you okay how did you come back wait are you a ghost is how he Sean was

are you a ghost is how he Sean was

are you a ghost is how he Sean was chasing you cuz you're a ghost and he's

chasing you cuz you're a ghost and he's

chasing you cuz you're a ghost and he's a Ghostbuster I'm bad and ugly twice is

a Ghostbuster I'm bad and ugly twice is

a Ghostbuster I'm bad and ugly twice is happening Oh No everyone in the whole


Previously :

There's this woman that I like a lot.

But it's complicated.

She was with this other guy for a long time.

Joey : I could never do that to the guy. We're friends.

Ross : So this guy she used to go out with, is he a good guy?

Joey : The best.

Ross : -Then talk to him. -I don't know.

It's worth finding out, if you like her.

Joey : I do, so much.

I can't stop thinking about her. I can't sleep..

Ross : You know what? You have to go for it.

Ross : How often does this happen to you? You owe it to yourself.

It's Rachel.


oh you mean yeah it's the last time

oh you mean yeah it's the last time

oh you mean yeah it's the last time you're doing your hair business yeah but

you're doing your hair business yeah but it's true though isn't it it's true this

it's true though isn't it it's true this time is he right I mean they eat that

time is he right I mean they eat that

time is he right I mean they eat that much breakfast Andrea this is the last

much breakfast Andrea this is the last

much breakfast Andrea this is the last time you're swinging in dis house I just

time you're swinging in dis house I just did the last school run from the old

did the last school run from the old

did the last school run from the old house


- Is it a secret? - No, it's a nitrogen laser.

Leonard : It'll cook your eyeball like a soft-boiled egg.

Oh, might wanna put a sign on it.

There's a sign right there.

Ah, "Danger." Sure, sure.

So, what's that?

Leonard : That is an integrated ion trap and time-of-flight mass spectrometer.

Wow. High techie-techie.

Penny : What's this little box?

Leonard : That is a pencil sharpener.

Oh, low techie-techie.

So, what are you working on now?

- It's actually pretty neat. - Yeah?


- [Bryan] What?

What do you think, Finn?

- Scary.

- Scary? - Scary?

Oh!

What?

- [Missy] That is freaky.


Robert Chase : Joshua got God to make the sun stand still. No reason God can't speed it up.

Robert Chase : And by God, I, of course, mean you.

Greg House : Told you we needed you.

Chris Taub : It's sundown, Roz.

Eric Foreman : We're taking you back to your room for your candlelight dinner.

Eric Foreman : Ready? One, two, three.

Roz Viner : It's too early.

Chris Taub : Your sense of time is off because of the medication.

Yonatan Arnoff : Good shabbos, Roz.

Chris Taub : So, you pray, scarf down some challah, then we can do this?

Amber Volakis : You wanted to see me?

Greg House : And you came.

Amber Volakis : I feel pretty confident it'll be something interesting.

Greg House : Solve this case and the job is yours.


Manuel : I followed him.

Manuel : And you know what I found?

He work for the Attorney General.

Manuel : She betrayed you!

Calderon : Why didn't you come to me?

Because you were too blinded, brother.

Manuel : And when you gave her Mother's bracelet,

Manuel : I knew it was up to me to keep Valerie from hurting you.

Calderon : What did you do, Manolo?

He hit her on the head.

Lanie : Knocked her out.

Castle : And then using the syringe skills he developed caring for you,

Castle : he injected her with air.

Beckett : Leaving no blood evidence,

Beckett : and then he stuffed her body into someone else's coffin

so that you would never know.

Calderon : How could you do this?

Manuel : I made them disappear.

Manuel : No body,

Manuel : no murder.

Beckett : Manuel Calderon.

Beckett : You're under arrest for the murder of Dr. Valerie Monroe.


Oh that just sliced effortlessly.

Oh that is tender, juicy supreme.

Oh and ridiculously creamy and rich.

- [David] Last bite.

- [Man] That's a bite, open your mouth, come on open

your mouth.

applause

- Yeah, that is unbelievable.

We've come to the end of this incredible meal

and dessert is just insane.

I love the hand of the chef here on the platter.

I may as well go for the hand of the chef right now.

Oh yeah, that's like a cheesecake almost.

What's up man.

- Yeah, what's up man.


- [Mark] Man what a meal.

Yeah that was good.

- [Trevor] That was insane.


Lily : Bring it in.

Lily : Damn it.

Lily : It's Lily. Help me.

Ted : And not a single passenger would listen to me.

Ted : Am I a bad teacher?

Ted : Do I just put people to sleep?


Amy : No one's talking about Sonny and Cher.

Sheldon : You must be thinking about Donny and Marie,

Sheldon : 'cause you and I are clearly talking about Sonny and Cher.

Amy : Sheldon, this has to stop.

Amy : I know it's hard.

Amy : It's hard for me, too.

Amy : But I've seen and talked to you more

Amy : in the two days we've been broken up

Amy : than in the last two months that we were together.

Sheldon : Well, if you want to see less of me,


Finn : I thought you were knitting a sweater.

Meredith : I am. But I'm also dating.

Meredith : You. If you still want to.


- [Bryan] Touch it, Fin!

Here, we can put 'em all together too.

What do you think about that, Fin?

He's like freaking out. - Eeew, is that poop?

- [Bryan] Unicorn poop!

children laughing


Brr. Icy.

I'll definitely think twice before correcting one of your mistakes again.


any treatment's gonna take longer than the time she has left.

Max : If it's her liver, can't she get a transplant?

House : Wouldn't work without a diagnosis.

House : Whatever killed the first liver would do the same to the second.

Max : But it would give you more time to make the diagnosis to get her better.

Well, it might give us an extra day or two,

House : but no procurement agency is gonna let a liver go to a patient

House : with an undiagnosed, preexisting...

Max : Hannah and I have the same blood type.

Max : Couldn't I be the donor?

Well, it is medically possible for us to take a part of your...

Max : Please, I don't care about the risks.

House : You're very lucky to have such a devoted partner.

House : I just bought us 36 hours.


Lanie : So he probably wasn't homeless.

Lanie : Plus, he had great medical care.

Beckett : How can you tell?

Lanie : He had a fractured leg that was splinted with metal plates and screws.

Lanie : Quality work, too.

Castle : - Can the plate be traced? - I'm already on it.

DELIA : Was it the left leg?

Burton : Anterior femur, midway down?

Lanie : That's right. How did you know?

Burton : I know who he is.

Burton : He's a fire investigator named Blake McCann.

Burton : He was my partner.

Okay. Got it, Lane.

Beckett : So, dental records confirm that


ones we've had before

ones we've had before oh man it's not so good I need this in

oh man it's not so good I need this in

oh man it's not so good I need this in my life so much right now how do you

my life so much right now how do you

my life so much right now how do you love you so happy that I met you now

love you so happy that I met you now

love you so happy that I met you now you're in my life I'm so sad I'm leaving

you're in my life I'm so sad I'm leaving oh man the noodles are a little less

oh man the noodles are a little less

oh man the noodles are a little less spongy and screen than I usually like

spongy and screen than I usually like

spongy and screen than I usually like but this is pie that's flavored and

but this is pie that's flavored and

but this is pie that's flavored and noodle dish I've had in the Bay Area so

noodle dish I've had in the Bay Area so

noodle dish I've had in the Bay Area so far this is a glorious mentally up spice

far this is a glorious mentally up spice and vinegar and we need potatoes

and vinegar and we need potatoes

and vinegar and we need potatoes everything I love in my life all

everything I love in my life all

everything I love in my life all condensed into one bite in the mix up

condensed into one bite in the mix up

condensed into one bite in the mix up actually very vinegary and exactly

actually very vinegary and exactly

actually very vinegary and exactly exactly how I like it

exactly how I like it

exactly how I like it you guys got it good I must get this

you guys got it good I must get this

you guys got it good I must get this when you come here oh my god some cumin

when you come here oh my god some cumin

when you come here oh my god some cumin in here as well the soup dumpling has

in here as well the soup dumpling has

in here as well the soup dumpling has arrived I can tell right away this is

arrived I can tell right away this is

arrived I can tell right away this is dumpling skin it's not as thin as my

dumpling skin it's not as thin as my

dumpling skin it's not as thin as my favorite place in New York City but you

favorite place in New York City but you

favorite place in New York City but you can tell there's a lot of soup in here


Howard : For this, I went to MIT.

Sheldon : And begin.

[GRUNTING & GAGGING]


Mason : Look, I just owe her, all right?

Mason : And when she called and said that you two

Mason : were sticking your noses into something dangerous

Mason : and needed a babysitter, I said okay.

Castle : Did she tell you about LokSat...

Okay. Stop right there.

Mason : Now, whatever this is, and whoever you have obviously pissed off,

Mason : the less I know about this,

Mason : the better my chances are of staying alive.

Mason : Remember, I'm just a babysitter.

Mason : So I'll change your diapers and feed you your bottle

Mason : and save you from a strike force of armed mercenaries,

but I am notjoining your fight.

Beckett : Here, give me your cell phone. Hit squad can find us on it.

I'm gonna dump them.

Here. You're welcome to take anything you need. It's all untraceable.

Good luck to both ofyou.

Castle : How do we thank you?

Mason : You solved my friend's murder back in LA.

Mason : Let's call it even.

Here.


Beckett : Okay. Well, we just needed to check.

Beckett : It's possible that Miss Reed was mistaken.

Helen Parker : Did it ever occur to you

Helen Parker : that maybe she was the one that knew he was lying?


typically with with ramen broth although the broth is splendid any fattiness is

the broth is splendid any fattiness is

the broth is splendid any fattiness is kind of balanced by that beautiful

kind of balanced by that beautiful

kind of balanced by that beautiful citrusy flavor of the yuzu it's kind of

citrusy flavor of the yuzu it's kind of

citrusy flavor of the yuzu it's kind of like well I don't like to do in noodle

like well I don't like to do in noodle

like well I don't like to do in noodle soups is add a lot of vinegar and hot

soups is add a lot of vinegar and hot

soups is add a lot of vinegar and hot oil so I love the flavor of spicy and

oil so I love the flavor of spicy and

oil so I love the flavor of spicy and sour so this is absolutely perfect for

sour so this is absolutely perfect for

sour so this is absolutely perfect for me look at this look at the noodles

me look at this look at the noodles

me look at this look at the noodles really ten straight noodles

really ten straight noodles

really ten straight noodles let's see how this is with the brah


really enjoyed it

really enjoyed it alright both look the same strawberry

alright both look the same strawberry

alright both look the same strawberry banana here we go break you wanna try it


Lily : It started a couple of weeks ago.

Heads! It's gonna be heads. It's almost usually heads.

Lily : - Hey, baby. - Hey!

Lily : - Did you put on pants today? - Nope.

Lily : It was funny at first, but then it became a daily thing.

Lily : I thought, "Okay, well, at least he's not leaving the house like that. "

Lily : Then one day, he opened the door to get the paper.

Lily : Day after that, went downstairs to get the mail.

Ted : Everyone's got an underpants radius.

Ted : For most of us, it's the distance from the bedroom to the bathroom.

Ted : But as your self-esteem gets smaller, your underpants radius gets bigger.

Robin : How big is Marshall's underpants radius?

Marshall getting up : We're going.


That's why none of your classmates showed up.

Not because you threw up

when they turned the lights off at the Planetarium.

No one even noticed that.

Janey Masterson's mother is a whore,

and with gin on her breath at 10 : 00 in the morning,

she's got some nerve kicking us out of the carpool.

Love, Postmaster General.

James : Thank you.

- Does your mom make that up a lot? - Constantly.

James : She put more effort into some lies than others.

Barney : Mom? Who's my dad?


Joshua : These will match the jacket you picked out last week?

Rachel : There we go.

Rachel : There it is.

Joshua : You know what I need? Gloves.

Joshua : Brown leather dress gloves.


Foreman : Cameron brought this up from the ER.

House : Doesn't look like a friendship bracelet.

Kutner : It's Phineas Gage.

Kutner : The most famous case study in medical history.

House : You're telling me this patient got a railroad spike

House : drilled through his frontal lobe?

Foreman : No, no trauma, but he does have frontal lobe disinhibition.

Foreman : Just like Gage.

Thirteen : Gage was a different person after the spike.

Thirteen : Argumentative, impulsive.

House : Whereas our guy became a different person after chardonnay.

Taub : He was sober when they brought him in.

Taub : There's also the nosebleed, the collapse.

House : MRI show anything? Nothing.

House : Good. What fun would that be?

House : So the tumor's not in the cool neighborhood.

House : It's cool neighborhood adjacent.

Thirteen : A well-placed tumor in the nasal cavity,

Thirteen : eroding into the brain could do the damage.

House : Go stick a scope up Phineas' nose and see what you find.

Daddy, I'm always going to win if you keep telling me what your cards are.

Nick : Then suppose I tell you... While I tickle you!

Taub : Mr. Greenwald, I'm Dr. Taub and this is Dr. Kutner.

Kutner : We're here for another test. Sorry about that.

Nick : You don't look sorry.

Nick : Um. No offense.

Nick : Although you do look kind of cheerful.

Nick : It's a little creepy. Should I want a doctor who's excited about how sick I am?

Kutner : I'm not... We're going to put this up your nose,

Taub : scan for any problems.

Taub : I can assure you that we are completely unexcited about that.

Taub : Excuse me, sweetie.

Audrey : She has an auditory processing disability.

Marika Balika. You have to get off the bed.


rhythmic music

rhythmic music

We're stumbling out of that stall, that tent.

And now when we're leaving it absolutely packed.

But the entire market now is packed as well.

I feel like I'm just floating along right now

There's no food in this market

that looks good to me right now.

Oh yeah! Maybe a shake.

blender grinding


Castle : Oh, thank you.


CASTLE : Talk about a slice of history.

Castle : The Pennybaker Club!

Castle : You know, back in the '40s all the greats played here.

Castle : If these walls could talk, man, the stories they would tell.

Beckett : Yeah, but the only story we need to hear is about...

Lanie Parish : Stan Banks. Single GSW to the sternum.

Lanie Parish : I'm calling the time of death between 6 : 00 and 8 : 00 this morning.

Lanie Parish : Looks like he tried to defend himself with this. Obviously, it didn't work.

So a robbery gone wrong?

Well, he still had his wallet, cell and a room key from the Parksville Arms.

Kevin Ryan : Pockets were pulled out, indicating the killer searched the body.

Kevin Ryan : For what? We have no idea.

Beckett : That's weird. He's got an SRO key,

but his driver's licen se has him livingon 34th Street.

Ryan : We'll hit the SRO. See if there's anything we can find out about him.

Thanks.

Beckett : You're looking for a drink, Castle?

Beckett : 'Cause I'm pretty sure the bar is closed.


If not, you give me a call.

Phoebe : I have liver damage.

Monica : Phoebe, your liver is right here.

Okay, well, then I must be disoriented.

I started on what I'm gonna say for the ceremony. Want to hear it?


Congratulations.

Rachel : Mazel tov.

Rachel : Hi! Oh, great hat.

Rachel : I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that?

I don't know. Are they Greek Orthodox?


Beckett : Hey, Castle, how's your date?

Esposito : What are you doing?

Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Get back! Get back! Whoa!

Castle?

Sorry. Ooh.

Castle : Don't worry.

Kristina : I got it.

Ah! Okay, I'll help, I'll help.

Castle : Hi, you've reached Richard Castle. Lucky you.


Brad : In vermont this time of year is ridonk.

Marshall : Vermont?

Yeah, the wedding's at this awesome b&b.

Brad : Kara and I used to go there.

Brad : Anyway,

Brad : There is one room left, and we got it.

Brad : Walt whitman suite, bro.


Sheldon : Perhaps what Leonard is obliquely referring to...

Sheldon : ...is the occurrence of sexual dysfunction.

Howard : Okay, who had Leonard gets a floppy disk?

Sheldon : Oh. A clever, albeit obsolete, euphemism for insufficient blood flow...

Sheldon : ...to the male sex organ.

[CHUCKLES]

Leonard : Nothing like that happened, all right? The sex was just fine.

Raj : Just fine?

Raj : Oh, dude, the fourth Harry Potter movie was just fine.

Leonard : I'm not saying it was bad. I'm just saying it wasn't great.

Okay, you mean for both of you?

Howard : Because we can totally see it not being great for her. Am I right?

Leonard : To tell you the truth, I think we were both a little-- I don't know--

Raj : -Disappointed? Let down? -Ashamed? Horrified? Repulsed?

Leonard : All I know is it wasn't the way I dreamed it would be.

[SCOFFS]

Howard : Sex is never the way I dream it's gonna be.

Raj : That's because in your dreams, you're a horse from the waist down.

Excuse me, Wolverine : Origin Miniseries Issue 2, page 22.

Retractable bone claws.


Castle : Uh, I'll call you later. I love you.

Beckett : I love you, too.

Ryan : Always rooting for that coyote, not that Road Runner...

Castle : - Right. - You guys,


quality to it oh it's that's good that's doner

doner

doner I have no idea what that organ is it

I have no idea what that organ is it

I have no idea what that organ is it looks a little like a goat mushroom okay


Marshall : Go ahead, just give him your social.

Lily : Okay, my... My social is, uh...

Bank employee : Got it.

Robin : Okay.

Bank employee : Let's see what kind of rate I can get you two.

Marshall : Under six percent. Under six percent.

Marshall : Under six percent, please.

There we go. Congratulations.


Daniel : I had one or two drinks.

Taub : People often underestimate alcohol's effect on their...

Daniel : I was on my way to six. I know how alcohol affects me.

Daniel : This wasn't the alcohol.

Kutner : You lived in Manhattan for three years, then a year in Oregon,

Kutner : 18 months in New Mexico, less than a year in Wisconsin,

Kutner : and now you've been living in Trenton for the last six months.

Yeah.


and then sometimes depending on how tired I am I'll go for a four or sometimes I go for tea

I just do two

J : Oh

Yeah

J : How many do you do?

As we all learnt from when we got her a coffee, that time

A : I watched that, I was like how did you not know, I knew that

J : What! You knew that?

Yeah

I : Yeah, we've had had that discussion quite a few times

A : We had a whole conversation about it

A : Should we cross...


Tonight at 11 : 00, a live interview with famed mystery novelist Richard Castle

Newscaster : and NYPD captain Katherine Beckett,

Newscaster : with disturbing allegations of a murderous conspiracy...

Castle : Beckett is in hiding right now,

Castle : but I guarantee you she will be here for this interview.

You're not gonna regret this.

Tv Station Manager : Hey, thanks for the exclusive, Rick.

I got eyes on Castle. Oh, no.

Brooks : Don't worry. They won't be making that interview.

Vikram : This is a stupid plan. We should definitely rethink it.

Beckett : It's our only play, Vikram.

AII right, the live interview is set for 11 : 00.

We should be there by 10 : 30.

Castle.

Brooks : Drop it. Drop your weapon!

Brooks : - Put it down. - Okay.


And the pledge that did it was taken by one of our volunteers.

Gary Collins : Oh, boy! And may I say, one of our sharpest dressed volunteers.

Gary Collins : Mr. Joseph Tribbiani!

Phoebe : Oh, look!

Phoebe : Joey's on TV!

Phoebe : Isn't that great?

Phoebe : My pledge got Joey on TV! That makes me feel so

Chandler : Oh, no!

Look...

Chandler : ...I got carried away before, but there's something you got to know.

Chandler : If I'm the best, it's only because you made me the best.

Monica : Keep talking.

Chandler : I was nothing before you.


Esposito : - Police! - ESPOSITO : NYPD, don't move!

Ryan : Benjamin Wade, you're under arrest for murder.

BECKETT : Recognize her, Mr. Wade?

Beckett : And this is you stalking her shortly before she was killed.

Beckett : You care to explain?


If this guy keeps closing our favorite places, where will we eat?

Monica : I don't know. Clean places?

Yum!

Monica : It's Danny.

Rachel : Don't let him in! I'm supposed to be at a gala.

Monica : We'll be right there. Can't you say it's later?

Rachel : What kind of a regatta gala starts at night?

Monica : The fake kind.

Danny : -I need a ladle. You got a ladle? -We have a ladle.


fresh herbs, rice.

Smells amazing in here, this is awesome.

This is like our favorite thing to eat

during summer time is carne asada.

We make like burritos and tacos

and stuff and it's delicious.

- Nummy!

- [Dad] Nummy?

You getting a little taco there for you?

- [Mom] You want some?

You gonna get one?


Meredith : I know this is new and confusing.

Meredith : I called a social worker and she's willing to talk to you...

Spare me the white-girl, cultural-divide love.

I grew up down the street. I play in a band. I went to U-Dub.

I get it. But my father doesn't.

Anna interrupts : He says no, it's no.

Meredith : We're talking about your ability to ever walk again.

Anna : That's what you're talking about. I'm talking about my family.

Have you even heard of the Hmong people?

Anna : Our religion has got rules that are way old

Anna : and way set in stone and way spiritual and you don't mess with them.

Anna : You don't anger the ancestors.

Anna : Even if you pierce your tongue and play in a band.

Meredith : What are the rules, exactly?

Bailey : ICU patients are going to the south wing.

Bailey : Telemetry and stepdown patients, north wing.

Derek : - You paged me. - Porn as pain management?

You met Henry. There are lots of theories on how to treat pain.

Porn as pain management?

It's possible pornography can stimulate the brain

Derek : to produce endorphins that minimize pain.


Sheldon : It doesn't matter what I want.

Sheldon : - It's your birthday. You decide. - Oh, my God!


- Yep, get a piece.

- You get the crunchiness,

and the savoriness.

Yeah, you gotta have it all in your mouth at once.

Okay, we also got a meat version.

Are there also mung beans in this one too?

- [Dan] Oh yeah, of course,

so you got the mung beans--

- [Mark] Mung beans with a little more meat.

- [Dan] Yeah, you're just adding some more meat to it.

- [Mark] Gotta go for a dip.

- [Jeffrey] What's the name of this place?

- [Rickmond] Oh, that's nice.

- [Mark] The meat is good too.

Within the mung beans you taste that

bits of ground meat mixed up in there.

It's not a high ratio.

- [Rickmond] That's very, very--

- If the meat overpowered the mung beans

Koreans do not like it,

so they always have to balance that out.

- Really good.

- Yeah.

- Cheers. - Cheers everyone.

energetic EDM music

- It's really good.


Castle : If I'm not mistaken, and I rarely am, that's Mistress Red.

Beckett : Did you know that lip prints are a lot like fingerprints?

Beckett : No two are exactly alike.

Hmm.

Beckett : We found this on a wine glass in Jessica's apartment.

Beckett : What do you think we'll find when we compare it to your lips?


Sheldon : and not the much more ominous "hello."

Penny : What's going on?

Sheldon : I'm mad at Amy.

Penny : Did she leave pit stains in your favorite crop top, too?

Sheldon : No.

Sheldon : She helped Barry Kripke make an advancement in string theory.

Penny : Oh, that sounds like a good thing.

Sheldon : Well, it would be, except that I left string theory

Sheldon : because I decided it was a dead end.

Sheldon : Yeah, and then she went behind my back

Sheldon : to help someone else prove me wrong.

Sheldon : My rival, no less.


Gerry Finnegan : So I never said a word about it to anybody.

Gerry Finnegan : And then when you showed up here yesterday, I...

Gerry Finnegan : I just couldn't tell Elise.

Beckett : The private investigator that you hired, did he take any photographs?

Gerry Finnegan : Yes. He followed Steven for a week.

Gerry Finnegan : He offered me the photos,

but I said I didn't want them in the house where Elise might see them.

Castle : What are you thinking?

Beckett : That Fletcher's killer might be in one of those photographs.

Castle : You think it's possible that Fletcher was telling Gerry the truth?

Beckett : That he's suddenly a con man with a heart of gold?

Beckett : No, that's just another con.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Castle : - You don't think people can change? - No.

Beckett : I've seen too many repeat offenders to believe for one second

Beckett : that a guy who promises never to beat his wife again actually won't.

Castle : - That's a pretty bleak attitude. - Not bleak. Realistic.

Private Investigator : After Mr. Finnegan hired me, I followed your boy night and day.

Private Investigator : It became clear pretty fast he was a grifter.

Martha : - Hello. - What?


Martha Lugwin's daughter is gonna call you.

Mrs. Geller : - What's that curry taste? - Curry.

I think they're great. I really do.

The big Lugwin had a thing for you.

Mrs. Geller : - They all had a thing for him. - Oh, Mom.

Monica : Why is this girl going to call me?

Mrs. Geller : She just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking or food..

I told her you have a restaurant

- I don't have, I work in a restaurant. - They don't have to know that.

- Ross, help me with the spaghetti. - Yes.

Mrs. Geller : Oh, we're having spaghetti. That's easy.


Marshall : All that crap you said to me about,

Marshall : "we need to figure out who we are outside of us,

Marshall : And we need to learn to do things on our own,"

Marshall : It broke my heart.

Marshall : Three months ago, you broke my heart.

Lily : Can we please get back together?

Marshall : Lily, you were right.

Marshall : All that crap was right.

Marshall : So, no.

Marshall : No, we can't get back together.

Marshall : We shouldn't.

Marshall : At least, not right now.

Robin : Wow.


- She's waking up the baby. - Ronny, shut up!

Be careful, Dr. Hahn, he might start crying.

GEORGE : - I said, shut up! - All right, you are out of here.


Cameron : Pupils are reactive. You still with us?


Foreman : Let's start with genetic tests.

Foreman : Get an EKG, cardiac cath and an echo

Foreman : to check the integrity of his heart.

Cameron : I'll start on blood samples.

Chase : I forgot my watch.

I could have sworn I saw you put it on this morning.

Chase : Must be in the locker room. I'll be right back.

Cuddy : I need to know what your plans are.

House : First, we take Berlin,

House : and then we circle around behind Poland and yell, "Surprise."

Cuddy : With regards to your employment.

House : I like things the way they are.

House : I get just enough puzzle to solve,

House : without the scornful visits from you. Until now.

Cuddy : Pretend time's been going on long enough.

House : I don't have a medical license. All I can do is pretend.

Then I'm going to have payroll send you over

Cuddy : some pretend checks starting tomorrow.

Cuddy : You need to complete 120 hours of rounds to re-qualify.

House : No, I don't.

House : I'm not saying you don't win.

House : I'm just saying, do you really need to punish me

House : by making me carry a clipboard

House : for your lackey of the week?

Cuddy : It's a state requirement.

Cuddy : I have to certify that you've completed...

Exactly.

House : The requirement sets out what you have to do, certify.

House : Which you can do with one hand tied behind your back.

House : Now, if you want to tie my hands...

Cuddy : Dr. Singh supervises rounds on Thursdays. Starts at 7 : 00.


Marshall : If it's someone you see on a regular basis,

Marshall : And you can't avoid them...

Lily : And in this case, you're paying them...

Lily : Then yes, it counts.

Narrator : Ted,

Barney : You've heard of the golden rule, right?

"Love thy neighbor?"

Ted : Uh, actually, it's "do unto others"

Ted : As you would have them do unto you."

Ted : It's from the bible.

Damn it, ted, I've worked out this whole thing

Where the golden rule is "love thy neighbor,"

So just... Okay?

Now, the golden rule is "love thy neighbor."

But there's one rule above it :

The platinum rule : Mmm.

"Never ever, ever, ever, love thy neighbor."

Ted : Well, that's cute.

But she's not my neighbor; she's my doctor.

Ted : So if you'll excuse me... Wait, ted,

Robin : Barney has a point.

Robin : Remember what happened

Robin : With me and curt down at the station?

Marshall : Oh, yeah, and remember what happened with us

Marshall : And the gerards across the hall?

Barney : Need I remind you

Barney : About me and wendy the waitress?

Ted combs his hair : Yeah, I don't have time for this.


Bad loving gone bad.

Cameron : Seriously, why didn't you argue with her? She just threw us off the case.

House : Because ignoring her is a lot easier.

House : Convince the patient to let us back in again.

House : See if you can clear his blockage with lactulose.

House : If this thing kills him before we can diagnose, it won't be fun anymore.

Okay.

Wilson : You're going to keep working on this?

Cameron : Yeah. I brought in the case.

Chase : There is no case. He's gone, you've been tossed. This is totally nuts.

Cameron : He's incredibly sick. We don't know...

Fine, forget about the patient.

Chase : What is going on with you?

Chase : This is why we left House's team.

Chase : To avoid this constant flood of pure craziness.

Cameron : That's why I left House. You got fired.

Cameron : I'm sorry. I know I let you down.

Cameron : But you know who else I let down?

Cameron : Pretty much everyone who's important to me.

Cameron : My boss, my old boss,

Cameron : my boyfriend.

Cameron : I did that for you.

Cameron : I'm not gonna let you down again.


Beckett : Nigel Wyndham. Deputy General.

Beckett : Jean Harrington. Bored.

Wyndham : Well, we'll have to remedy that, Miss Harrington.

Wyndham : One for the lady, please.

Beckett : Oh, a ring. That's discouraging.

Oh, well, it needn't be.

Wyndham : To new friendships.


Lily : I've apologized to marshall and he's forgiven me

Lily : And we've moved passed it. Why can't you?

Ted : Because you never apologized to me.

Ted : You leave for three months, you don't even call.

Ted : Come on, lily, we're supposed to be friends!

Lily : Yeah, some friend, you called me a grinch.

Ted : You were a grinch!

How can you... Grinchy,

Ted : Grinch, grinch, grinch grinch, grinch, grinch.


see you neighborhood

see you neighborhood

see you neighborhood always balls older I said baby won't you

always balls older I said baby won't you come out with me

come out with me

come out with me she said I'll tell you when I'll be free

she said I'll tell you when I'll be free eventually at night

eventually at night

eventually at night [Music]

okay

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] okay

here's mommy's a happy anniversary


Sheldon : Okay. Enough chitchat.

Okay, step one : Locate your emergency key to our apartment.

Step two : Enter our apartment. Step three...

Sheldon : Enter my bedroom.

SHELDON : Step four... - Yeah, hang on, getting another call.

Sheldon : No!

Sheldon : Let me tell you something. Personal robots cannot get here soon enough.

Raj : And that bright little star peeking her head out early today...

Raj : ...that's Venus.

Summer : That is so cool.

You know a lot about space.

Raj : Come on. When you were on TV in Firefly, you were actually in space.

Summer : You're not one of those guys who believe that?

Raj : You mean one of the hopeless geeks? No.

Raj : Those are crazy people.

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

Raj : Howard, be a dear and get me another one of these.


A little more. - A little more.

- A little more Betty milk?

- Mm-hmm, a little more Betty.

Mn, dirty, dirty, dirty.

- [Matt] Still got time?

- [Mark] Oh yeah dude.

- [Matt] It's only two o'clock.

- And then just in the kitchen, getting the cups now.

We are ready to go.

You can smell that soursop, yeah?

- Yes sir.

- [Mark] That sourness.

- [Matt] Let's get everyone on the table

and then. - Yeah.

Oh yeah, power up.

Cheers Mokko. - Betty milk.

- Oh.

Oh, that's incredible.

It's the perfect milkiness

that comes from the result of the actual soursop


Vikram : I might have identified Allison Hyde's killer.

Pulled footage from the hotel cameras around the time Hyde was killed.

I managed to ID everyone except this guy.


House.

Cameron : The test was negative.

Chase : Are you sure you want to be doing this?

House : I'm fine, I think.


Whoa.

laughing

Oh, me?

Okay, I'm gonna go make it.


[Music]

[Music] we're gonna grab our seafood and you

we're gonna grab our seafood and you

we're gonna grab our seafood and you notice there's no place to eat around

notice there's no place to eat around

notice there's no place to eat around here that's because you grab your food

here that's because you grab your food

here that's because you grab your food and you go to any of the surrounding

and you go to any of the surrounding

and you go to any of the surrounding cafes you sit down order some tea and

cafes you sit down order some tea and

cafes you sit down order some tea and you take in it's like the beginning of

you take in it's like the beginning of

you take in it's like the beginning of an Avengers movie odds is the

an Avengers movie odds is the

an Avengers movie odds is the anticipation is killing me gotta have


Chase : You said it. If Keith's symptoms had an environmental cause, they would have disappeared as soon as he got here.

Cameron : They've only gotten worse.

House : If the food here wasn't one step below Riker's Island, he would've gotten better.

- He's lost 14 pounds... - Sure. This is nothing but a dietary thing.

House : Naphthalene is a gas, a fat-soluble gas.

House : Kid breathes it in, it gets stored in his fat cells.

House : Outside the hospital, his body burned protein and carbs for energy.

House : And the naphthalene stayed in fat.

House : But once the car accident put him in the hospital and he started losing weight,

House : his body had to get its energy somewhere else.

House : It started to burn fat.

House : The floodgates opened.

House : The poison poured into his system.

Foreman : So getting away from the poison is what poisoned him?

Getting away from his dad's meat loaf is what's killing him.

Cuddy : You wanna explain to me why you stopped the surgery?


Insane

Mark brought me to eat the most authentic Isaan food in Bangkok

And as soon as you walk up, you know this is the real deal

Because you see the papaya salad chef, wearing safety goggles to protect her eyes from the spice

Now thatâs Isaan

Oh, look at this


onions and then just how it's been

onions and then just how it's been steamed and roasted and baked and fried

steamed and roasted and baked and fried

steamed and roasted and baked and fried all same time and then you get the

all same time and then you get the

all same time and then you get the essence of the banana to it because it's

essence of the banana to it because it's wooden just embedded into it Wow it's

wooden just embedded into it Wow it's

wooden just embedded into it Wow it's just one dish heaven after another of

just one dish heaven after another of

just one dish heaven after another of different flavor different composition

different flavor different composition

different flavor different composition different seafood such powerful

different seafood such powerful

different seafood such powerful delicious flavors yet all you know Harmy

delicious flavors yet all you know Harmy together on one single plate this one is

together on one single plate this one is the prawns with you can even see are

the prawns with you can even see are

the prawns with you can even see are those fennel fennel seeds I think I

those fennel fennel seeds I think I

those fennel fennel seeds I think I think they're fennel seeds in there

think they're fennel seeds in there

think they're fennel seeds in there there's peppers there's tons of onions

there's peppers there's tons of onions

there's peppers there's tons of onions there's clove

there's clove

there's clove this one looks I love how it's chunky to


they have the livestock, they have all the herbs

and all the ingredients, I know for sure

they get their own olive oil,

this being in the mountains of Crete.

This is a spectacular food place.

Wow, thank you.

- You're welcome. - This is peaches?


Standby.

House : Place is a mess.


House : Looks to me like those puppies are going into the dairy business.

Cuddy : Then the pain can be good. It could be muscle regenerating.

Cuddy : After you work out, you get sore. Pain doesn't mean the Ketamine failed.

Guess I should be saying mazel tov.

House : - Who gets to pass out the cigars? - I'm not pregnant.

Cuddy : I need to get a PET scan of your brain.

House : Boy or girl? You got a name picked out?

Cuddy : - I'm not pregnant. - My leg doesn't hurt.


[Music]

[Music]

just cheated on but the growth debate

just cheated on but the growth debate

just cheated on but the growth debate Jonah


Sheldon : I must say, Leonard...

Sheldon : ...when I first heard your idea for Giant Jenga I was skeptical.

Leonard : I can't blame you, Tiny Twister was a complete bust.

Oh. But I was wrong.

Sheldon : The looming threat of being crushed under a pile of lumber...

Sheldon : ...does add a certain spice.

Sheldon : I've never felt so alive.

Oh, hello, Alex. Let me go get you last night's recordings.

Leonard : What recordings?

Sheldon : Remember when you told me I talk in my sleep?

Sheldon : It occurred to me that like most things I say, it's probably pure gold.

Sheldon : So I started recording it all and...

Sheldon : ...now Alex gets to comb through...

Sheldon : ...eight hours of what I like to call "Sheldon After Dark."

- Hey, Leonard. - Hey.

Leonard : Just playing a little Giant Jenga.

Alex : I know, I'm the one who had to buy him the helmet.

So do you have plans this weekend?

Leonard : Most of Saturday's gonna be figuring out where to put this game when we're done.

Leonard : How about you?

I'm gonna go hear Kip Thorne give a lecture about subatomic space-time.

Leonard : Oh, that's his take on John Wheeler's quantum foam. That should be great.

Well, you can come with me.

Leonard : I'd love to, but I'm supposed to hang out with Penny.

- Well, bring her. - Oh, she's not really into in that kind of stuff.

Alex : Well, if you want to hear about the lecture, I can tell you all about it at work...

Alex : ...or, you know, over dinner sometime.

Leonard jumping and knocking over the Jenga : What?


I can smell meat.

There's so many aromas I can smell.

Oh that, that smells incredible.

- Appetizer Lebanese.

- [Mark] Okay.

All of the different Mezze.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Okay.

man speaking in foreign language

- Chef.


You're bruised all up and down your left side. Sure a tree branch did all this?

Nikki : You think my boyfriend did this? He would never hit a woman. Ever.

Callie : Mm-hmm.

Callie : The bruises doesn't look like a tree branch hit you.

Nikki : Fine.

Nikki : OK, you guys are going to think I'm really weird,

Nikki : but I was sort of up in the tree when the lightning hit.

- And... I fell. - You climbed a tree in a thunderstorm?

Nikki : I really wanted it to be a surprise, you know, for my boyfriend.

And... um, I just... I had to see if his psycho dog was in the yard

Nikki : because of, like, the barking and stuff and...

Nikki : I know. It sounds really weird. Does it sound really weird?

Meredith : - Not at all. - No.

And the thing is, I mean, he wasn't even there.

Meredith : The dog?

Nikki : No. My boyfriend.

Nikki : He wasn't even home.

Nikki : I really shouldn't have gotten out of bed.


-Hi. -Hi.

-l'm here for my eyebrow appointment. -Name?

Joey : Chandler Bing.

Okay, very good.

Have a seat right here, Mr. Bing, and Sonya will be right with you.


here is super professional and you can

here is super professional and you can just tell that these guys know their

just tell that these guys know their

just tell that these guys know their stuff when you watch these video that I

stuff when you watch these video that I

stuff when you watch these video that I know what I'm doing when you've got 8

know what I'm doing when you've got 8

know what I'm doing when you've got 8 inches on both sides

inches on both sides

inches on both sides knowing that ruler 1/16 inches long

knowing that ruler 1/16 inches long

knowing that ruler 1/16 inches long I made it 16 inches long that's the hard

I made it 16 inches long that's the hard part is nothing

[Music]

this truly is the most important part of the whole build is it this way just like

the whole build is it this way just like you I'm so confident in that tape job

you I'm so confident in that tape job

you I'm so confident in that tape job right there tilt the angle duh you know

right there tilt the angle duh you know

right there tilt the angle duh you know you got to counter the wing is happening

you got to counter the wing is happening right now today super good actually I

right now today super good actually I

right now today super good actually I think you're in the wrong business okay

think you're in the wrong business okay

think you're in the wrong business okay I got to get in all right guys come on


thin and that's just a bouquet of sliced sausage there's some onions on top and

sausage there's some onions on top and

sausage there's some onions on top and then it's in a a dressing I can taste

then it's in a a dressing I can taste

then it's in a a dressing I can taste the mustard in that sauce and then it's

the mustard in that sauce and then it's

the mustard in that sauce and then it's sort of lemony I think


want a cheese and ham on your cross on

want a cheese and ham on your cross on what's daddy gonna get I don't think I

what's daddy gonna get I don't think I

what's daddy gonna get I don't think I want standards do i okay

want standards do i okay

want standards do i okay traffic is pretty mad so we parked way

traffic is pretty mad so we parked way

traffic is pretty mad so we parked way down the road and we're gonna walk you

down the road and we're gonna walk you

down the road and we're gonna walk you what I don't eat the wind water wash

what I don't eat the wind water wash

what I don't eat the wind water wash what did you fill up on wins and then

what did you fill up on wins and then

what did you fill up on wins and then you don't want to eat

you don't want to eat

you don't want to eat [Applause]


please hold getting big that's why I

please hold getting big that's why I like this top it's new and it's actually

like this top it's new and it's actually not maternity anyway

not maternity anyway

not maternity anyway Lauren was kind enough to wait for me

Lauren was kind enough to wait for me

Lauren was kind enough to wait for me drink me relaxing and then bring me home

drink me relaxing and then bring me home which is really nice Fricks

which is really nice Fricks

which is really nice Fricks I was gonna just get a taxi because I'm

I was gonna just get a taxi because I'm

I was gonna just get a taxi because I'm actually Carlos today don't you think Oh

actually Carlos today don't you think Oh engine yeah super nice so Laura is so


Esposito : of the goateed man to use on a canvass.

Beckett : All right, keep me apprised.

Come on. Jenny loves me. She wouldn't test me like that.

Esposito : Right. Just watch out if she wants to take you canoeing. Okay?

Canoeing? Canoeing is a test?

Esposito : It's all about power. Direction. Like a marriage.

Esposito : If the canoe goes straight it shows her that you can compromise,

Esposito : work together, find a rhythm, move forward in the same direction.

Esposito : But if it's going around in circles,

Esposito : so is your relationship.

Beckett : Castle, would you just work with me?

CASTLE : How about you work with me?

Castle : How come you always have to lead?

Castle : How come you always have to step on my toes?

Castle : Since when do...

Castle : Okay, you know what? Tell me this,

Castle : why do you always have to be first?

Castle : First out of the elevator, first through the door.

Beckett : I am a cop. I'm the one with a gun.

Beckett : Being first through the door is my job.

Castle : In the elevator?

Look, how about this?

Castle : Would it kill you to let someone open the door for you once in a while?

You do realize if somebody opens the door for me,

Beckett : then I will be going through it first anyway, right?

Castle : Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot.