Good morning.

Sheldon : If I could have everyone's attention, please?

Sheldon : I know we're all eager to get on the road to Big Sur,

Sheldon : so if we focus, I'm sure we can get through this orientation

Sheldon : in under a half an hour.

Sheldon : Then it's just Q&A, quiz, safety drills,

Sheldon : pose for commemorative group photo and we're off.

Leonard : Don't worry. Just sit next to me during the quiz,

Leonard : and you can copy my answers.

Sheldon : Raj?

Sheldon : What are you doing?

Sheldon : I don't think so.

Sheldon : You've had your allotted six ounces.

Sheldon : The first bathroom break isn't until the Denny's

Sheldon : located near Bakersfield,

Sheldon : which is approximately two and half hours away.

Sheldon : Remember, people, we're only as strong as our weakest bladder.

Howard after Raj whispers to him : Nobody cares about your Kegel exercises.


Joey : - Hey! - How'd your date go with Jake?

Great. We couldn't keep our eyes off each other.

Every once in a while, he'd lean over, stroke my hair, then touch my neck.


Tastes good. I'm ready to rock and roll. This is their little fried bun

Oh, I had this before you dip this in condensed milk

It's actually really good; salty and sweet who says you can't start off with dessert? First round is all meat

This is the triple A lamb. Let's start off with this


Sheldon : ...and humiliate me in front of the whole university.

Sheldon : That, FYI, was sarcasm.

Sheldon : I, in fact, believe it is a big deal.

-Oh. That poor thing. -Yeah, I feel terrible.

Penny : Wait. Aren't you gonna go talk to him?


ohooo that looks delicious. This is a beautiful looking version of Ema datshi

Which is chilies and cheese, and there's also a spinach in here. That's a nice

nice addition


Leonard : I don't get how she can just announce...

...that an old boyfriend is gonna sleep on her couch.

Sheldon : Hey, I thought of a game we can play in the car.

I don't wanna play a game, Sheldon.

Sheldon : It's called Scientists. Now, I will name three scientists...

...you'll put them in order of the size of their contribution to their fields.

Sheldon : To make this game even more compelling...

Sheldon : ...you must consider only the contribution of the man to the field...

Sheldon : ...not the validity of the field itself.

Sheldon : For example, Abu Musa Jabir ibn Hayyan...

Sheldon : ...made a greater contribution to the discredited field of alchemy...

Sheldon : ...than Halbert Vanderplatt made to neurobiology.

Sheldon : Okay. Ready to have some fun?


- Mm-hmm.

- [Bryan] Yeah.

I got them Star Wars jammies so I could surprise them,

since Daddy had to be gone for a couple of days, huh?

I love them, though.

They look good!

- Yeah.

- [Bryan] Are they comfy?

- Yeah.

- [Bryan] You can't stop touching them, huh? chuckles

- [Missy] They're so soft.

- [Bryan] What are you doing, Finn?

- He's like, "I need to cuddle with you."

- [Bryan] Aww, sometimes Finn just

still needs to be the baby.

- He is still the baby.

- [Bryan] Yep.

- Yeah, if I ever don't act like he's the baby,

he goes, "Mama's baby."

- [Ollie] Watch this, guys.

- And Luna comes in to say.

Luna, come here.


The middle part should be lemon.

It's pretty lemon.

Maybe I miss the cotton candy though.


- And Monica said we have to eat it while it's hot

and fresh right out of the oven.

Huacatay is just like filling this

entire little parking lot.

That is some eating music too.

I'm gonna go for that hind leg section first,

look at that skin, it's blistered

and how she gave it that finishing touch

to finish off the crunchiness of that skin.

This is like the entire thigh combo.

And again, oh man.

The fragrance of this is just irresistible.


But it did hurt my feelings, and l want you to know that if l die...

Chandler : ...you don't get Joey.


Elise : We've been trying to get pregnant for over a year. Guess we're lucky we didn't.

Cameron : A lot has changed since your mom died.

Ed : Don't worr...

Cameron : Don't give up.


how did you put makeup on Luna lipstick

how did you put makeup on Luna lipstick yeah are you gonna show us yeah Luna I


we're gonna cook.

LAUGHS

Yeah. BREATHING HEAVILY

COUGHS

Ryan : Maybe not.

Gates : What do you mean, they're pulling back?

Beckett : According to the IC, the building is structurally compromised

Beckett : and they can't get their men in.

At this point, they don't feel that

Beckett : it's a rescue operation anymore.

Beckett : It's a recovery.

Gates : Okay, Detective. Let me know if you hear anything more.

Beckett : Yes, sir.

Beckett : - Anything? - No.

Castle : According to McCann's file, the building was condemned.

Castle : But there's nothing here to indicate why it was the next target.

Beckett! She was at the police barricades.

Beckett : Jenny, you shouldn't be here.

Jenny : The hell I shouldn't. My husband's in there. GASPS

Jenny : What's going on?

Lanie : She's having contractions.


catch up mom go catch up mom

catch up mom go catch up mom did you see a birdie hmm are you gonna

did you see a birdie hmm are you gonna

did you see a birdie hmm are you gonna get down are you concerned okay do you

get down are you concerned okay do you

get down are you concerned okay do you need daddy rescue Oh the highest rescue

need daddy rescue Oh the highest rescue

need daddy rescue Oh the highest rescue service in all the land

service in all the land

service in all the land his daddy rescue okay Barney here's my


here earlier.

We did go shopping, but all together me and my dad put

this together in less than an hour, and it is so cute.

I am excited to show the boys.

So, let's go do the big reveal.

Hey, Ollie, do you want to see your room?


that oh they are sunflower seeds oh yeah you can see it's like a you can see the

you can see it's like a you can see the

you can see it's like a you can see the sunflower seeds in the bottom there okay


She went in a different ambulance. She was burned. Do you know where she is?

If she's not here, she should be in Maternity.

Jana : I need to see her.

Alex : - We're not finished here. - My baby's fine. I feel her kicking.

- I've got to see Brooke. - You can't just leave.

Just wait. Come here, come here.

Ow! Ow!

Meredith : Sorry.


and he's taking us down.

This is a very unique area of town, watery streets,

and we're also very close to the Altit Fort, right?

- Yeah.

- Okay, thank you,

and this is where your home is?

- [Guide] Yeah, of course.

- [Mark] Wow, very cool.

- Yeah, most of the houses are built of stone.

Pakistani instrumental music

- It's so cool walking back in these streets.

I mean, you can really walk back

into some really narrow, narrow lanes.

You can see the walls made of stone and mud construction,

and I think we arrived at the house.

Thank you.

- [Guide] Okay, so this was in the border of the house

so it came just-- - [Mark] Wow.

- Karimalhan Hasaramom, he had visited this house specially.

rhythmic Pakistani music


Raj : Anyway, so I'm sorry to waste your time.

Raj : And, uh... and good luck with your screenplay.

Claire : Hang on.

Claire : We're both adults.

Claire : We can still get together without it meaning anything.

Raj : Not me. Ever since you admitted we had a vibe,

Raj : I've been planning our wedding.

Claire : Look, it's just coffee.

Claire : I'll ask you some questions about science,

Claire : and if you propose, I promise to say no.

Raj : Okay. That hurts a little, but okay.

Claire : Great. I'll text you.

Raj : Bye.

Penny : All right.

Raj : So, uh, we're meeting for coffee like two adults.

Raj : Everybody's happy. Easy peasy.

Bernadette : Are you gonna tell Emily?

Raj : Yeah, of course.

Raj : We have no secrets.

Howard : When are you gonna tell Emily?

He lied about the cream cheese!

He ate the whole thing! I saw him!


70 80 % meats oh yeah this is I'm barely able to lift this out this is beef belly

able to lift this out this is beef belly if I put a little more pressure on it


That again was about a 15 minute ride

and we have arrived to King Taksin the Great's shipyard.

But there's a ship here, there's a beach,

there's kind of an area,

kind of a park area and a shrine.

bright pop music

This is a monument and a tribute to King Taksin the Great.

He came to this area, to this shipyard

and this is where he assembled his armies

and his troops and his navy.

And so now, it has this really peaceful feel to it.

It's really nice to visit.

bright pop music

I think I'm gonna end the video for today right now.

From here we're just gonna

drive back to Chanthaburi, the town.

And we need to take a little rest.

There's been a lot of food already today


speaking foreign language

- Finished that.


Sheldon : I'm glad you think so.

Bernadette : That's what I strive to emulate.

Raj : Okay, let's see if this drug works.

Woman at table : Can I help you?

Raj : Forgive me for staring, but you're very beautiful.

Amy : Thank you.

Woman : That's a great accent. Where are you from?

Bernadette : India.

Raj : Oh, cool. I've always wanted to go there.

Raj : It's a beautiful country. You'd love it.

Raj : May I join you?


Ross : The guy on the other side of you was "Smelly Von Brown Shirt."

Chandler : Oh, yeah.

-So did you have a nickname for me? -No. No.

Elizabeth : Yes, you did. What was it?

"Cutie McPretty."

Oh, that's so sweet!

Listen, I gotta tell you, I'm having a great time.

Ross : You said it might be weird, the whole student/teacher thing?

Ross : And to be frank, I thought it would be too.

But it's not. I mean, it's not at all.

Ross : -Dr. Geller! -Burt!

Phoebe : -Did you sleep well last night? -I did.


Ross : I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch.

Monica : - Where's Joey? - Joey ate my last stick of gum..


a guy named Fabio it was a commercial

a guy named Fabio it was a commercial for up I can't believe it's not butter I

for up I can't believe it's not butter I can't believe it's McDonald's I mean

can't believe it's McDonald's I mean

can't believe it's McDonald's I mean ingredients are fresh caramelized onions


bit of ginger in there too that's

bit of ginger in there too that's stunning

stunning

stunning what a combination that's sensational

what a combination that's sensational

what a combination that's sensational you're gonna love that all right what

you're gonna love that all right what

you're gonna love that all right what should I choose next how about the ahi

should I choose next how about the ahi

should I choose next how about the ahi patties and these are these are very

patties and these are these are very

patties and these are these are very well known at Tanja because these are

well known at Tanja because these are

well known at Tanja because these are mints or yeah I'm not really sure minced

mints or yeah I'm not really sure minced tuna fried into Patty form and I know


you're too emotional and too caring, too cautious...

They're all good things on this floor.

Cameron : - Your dad is... - No.

Cameron : - He cares about you. - So do you.

Cameron : I can't do this.

Foreman : We expect family members to make decisions about their loved ones

after a ten-minute briefing, that we're agonizing over

Foreman : even with years of medical experience.

Cameron : That's from my article.

Foreman : I'm sorry, Allison.

Foreman : I shouldn't have stolen your article. I shouldn't have exposed you.

Cuddy : You were a friend.

Foreman : I need to know that we're OK.

No.

Cameron : I'll be your proxy, but we're not OK.

Cameron : You're scared you're dying and it's the only reason

you want to set things right.

Cameron : We're gonna get you better first and then...

if you still wanna apologize, I'll be around.

Cameron : I'll call that lawyer.


You're not gonna love this. It's smooth

But you can definitely taste the soybean in this. A strong

soybean flavor and every single bite you definitely feel the remnants like the little micro soybean particles on your tongue, but

If you've never really had tofu or soymilk

or are not really familiar with soy products before this might catch you by surprise because the flavor profile is really strong Oh,

Oh my

Wow paired with the noodles that's where it's at. The noodles extremely springy, al dente

I'm thinking this gonna be awesome


ARTHUR : Eriksen...

It's, uh, 3 : 00 a.m.

You know what, you might as well not even go home.


yeah what for where oh my goodness

yeah what for where oh my goodness right next year guys remind me to go get

right next year guys remind me to go get the uniforms early that was insane

the uniforms early that was insane

the uniforms early that was insane I feel like the entire town was there

I feel like the entire town was there

I feel like the entire town was there trying to get our uniforms today that

trying to get our uniforms today that

trying to get our uniforms today that was madness wasn't it guys well we got

was madness wasn't it guys well we got

was madness wasn't it guys well we got them we got them didn't realize how much

them we got them didn't realize how much I was getting Oh

I was getting Oh

I was getting Oh watch out for all your friends was that

watch out for all your friends was that

watch out for all your friends was that fun guys that was an adventure did it

fun guys that was an adventure did it

fun guys that was an adventure did it you know it really brought me back to

you know it really brought me back to

you know it really brought me back to when I remember I don't know how I work

when I remember I don't know how I work

when I remember I don't know how I work here but in orange you have to always

here but in orange you have to always

here but in orange you have to always queue up for the school books

queue up for the school books

queue up for the school books I'll just get school books and genies go

I'll just get school books and genies go box oh no forget Amelia can put her

box oh no forget Amelia can put her

box oh no forget Amelia can put her seatbelt on

seatbelt on

seatbelt on come on show all the boys and girls at

come on show all the boys and girls at

come on show all the boys and girls at home how cool you are


busy and we have done lots and lots of

busy and we have done lots and lots of work is he still awake to make sure that

work is he still awake to make sure that Andrea doesn't sleep lots and lots of

Andrea doesn't sleep lots and lots of

Andrea doesn't sleep lots and lots of work new guard now guys it's a bit wet

work new guard now guys it's a bit wet

work new guard now guys it's a bit wet so once you've really careful coming

so once you've really careful coming

so once you've really careful coming down to step

down to step

down to step here okay but oh my goodness can you see

here okay but oh my goodness can you see the garden difference very careful in

the garden difference very careful in

the garden difference very careful in the steps you can see any difference at

the steps you can see any difference at

the steps you can see any difference at all right oh do you not know jumpy's I'm

all right oh do you not know jumpy's I'm expecting a bit of a reaction here I'm

expecting a bit of a reaction here I'm

expecting a bit of a reaction here I'm lucky I'm not really getting the

lucky I'm not really getting the

lucky I'm not really getting the reaction into you guys different come on

reaction into you guys different come on down here look at this place are you

down here look at this place are you

down here look at this place are you tired come here Eduardo you're telling

tired come here Eduardo you're telling

tired come here Eduardo you're telling me you guys don't see any difference

me you guys don't see any difference

me you guys don't see any difference stop stop stop

stop stop stop

stop stop stop you guys telling me you don't see any


Sheldon : Did I say Mars Rover?

Leonard : You did.

Sheldon : That was actually a poorly chosen example,

Sheldon : as it had nothing to do with me.

Page : Yes, well, let's talk about it anyway.

Raj : I don't want to.

Sheldon : Not that my disinclination

Sheldon : to discuss the topic should be interpreted as

Sheldon : evidence of Howard Wolowitz's culpability in the destruction

Sheldon : of government property worth millions of dollars.


Barney : Who was that, um, guy from mash?

Barney : The main guy. What...?


Backtick dagger at the corner and there's one more kenyan street food that we need to eat to complete this and ultimate kenya

Nairobi Street boudoir

Yeah, you can see the smoke from the fire hahaha James

Suffocates, but it's stuffed with something. That's the natural thing on it

You can choose you have the grill it kicks it off the grill

He chops it on the cutting board and you just eat it from there. We're starting with some masala


Looks very mazali.

- Mazali.

- Mazali, there it goes, right into the onions.

Oh, and look at this.

This is the mixed meat for the horse noodles.

We got horse and sheep, and it's a rich...

Look at how thick that is.

And there it is.

That's the Uzbeki horse meat for the beshbarmak.

- foreign language

- Mazali.

We're gonna make the beshbarmak, one by one.

Okay.

Oh, and here comes the sauce.

- Sautee.

- Sautee.

- Mazali.

- Mazali. laughing


doing I'm so glad that you guys are

doing I'm so glad that you guys are finally you know talking and hanging out

finally you know talking and hanging out you know we just couldn't fight it any

you know we just couldn't fight it any

you know we just couldn't fight it any longer

longer

longer oh I'm about to do the most important

oh I'm about to do the most important

oh I'm about to do the most important thing before this jump I gotta put air

thing before this jump I gotta put air

thing before this jump I gotta put air Mama's tires she tell me can't believe

Mama's tires she tell me can't believe

Mama's tires she tell me can't believe you agreed to ride on the back blonde

you agreed to ride on the back blonde

you agreed to ride on the back blonde [Laughter]


like one is covered in green chili

like one is covered in green chili pepper red chili pepper and the other

pepper red chili pepper and the other

pepper red chili pepper and the other it's just like dry garlic all over the

it's just like dry garlic all over the

it's just like dry garlic all over the place I think this is like how calamari

place I think this is like how calamari

place I think this is like how calamari is received

is received

is received restaurants like salt and pepper stir

restaurants like salt and pepper stir

restaurants like salt and pepper stir fried want to go for this first ice you

fried want to go for this first ice you

fried want to go for this first ice you thank you alright so definitely scoop up

thank you alright so definitely scoop up some of this icy oh if you think it's

some of this icy oh if you think it's

some of this icy oh if you think it's spicy then I better watch out it's got

spicy then I better watch out it's got

spicy then I better watch out it's got good flavor I love green chili my

good flavor I love green chili my

good flavor I love green chili my favorite so far from fry Lobster my

favorite so far from fry Lobster my

favorite so far from fry Lobster my lobster sauce nothing to stir fried a

lobster sauce nothing to stir fried a

lobster sauce nothing to stir fried a little bit just to give it that light

little bit just to give it that light

little bit just to give it that light coating really fragrant love the deep

coating really fragrant love the deep

coating really fragrant love the deep fried flavor if you like chicken wings

fried flavor if you like chicken wings

fried flavor if you like chicken wings you're gonna love this Lobster you're

you're gonna love this Lobster you're

you're gonna love this Lobster you're right this is just like the song pepper

right this is just like the song pepper

right this is just like the song pepper chicken wings alright let's dig into the

chicken wings alright let's dig into the garlic and this thing is just covered in

garlic and this thing is just covered in garlic I'm gonna give you the best piece

garlic I'm gonna give you the best piece this is the best piece in a world thank


Wait a minute.

I can get a severance check.

If I don't shred it,

I can use that money to start my own brewery.

Imagine a beer with my name on it.

Randy Wharmpess, this is the best day of your life.

Randy : Thanks to that severance check, this time next year,

Randy : you'll all be enjoying a frothy mug of Wharmpess.

Marshall : Randy, great news!


So you like the nachos, huh?


All right, I have no choice...

Sheldon : - ...but to go on to plan B. - What's that?

Sheldon : Run around outside with a wet head and try to catch a cold.

- Good morning. - Hello.


Phoebe : -He works with food. -Oh, sure. Older?

-Obviously. And he's British. -I was just gonna ask!

And he's so centered, and mature and confident.

It's so sad they never met.

Chandler : Luckily, the guy she settled for can't hear you.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Maybe I'm wrong.

We're going out again. I'll find out more.

He's meant for her, and you're gonna date him?


Leonard : Great. You do that.

Sheldon : Would you like me to bring you some warm milk?

Leonard : I'm lactose intolerant.

Sheldon : And you don't wish to alarm me with any more loud noises. Very thoughtful.

Sheldon : -Warm milk, Penny? -No, thanks.

Sheldon : Fine. Good night to you, sir. Miss.

Leonard : -Sorry about that. -What can you do?

[ALARM WAILING]

VOICE : Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.

[SHELDON SCREAMING]

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]


nourish video a lot how did you lose a

nourish video a lot how did you lose a box how'd you lose a box


Barney : Love it?

Barney : Hold on a second.

Barney : Love it?

Barney : I hate it!

Lily : What? Why?

Lily : Why?

Lily : Why?

Barney : Why?!

Barney : Why?!

Ted : Let me tell it.

Ted : It was last year during the transit strike.

Hey. Hey.

Barney : Uh, is marshall around?

Barney : I have a massage in queens in half an hour.

Barney : I need a ride.

Ted : Uh, no, he's at the library all day.

Ted : Just take the keys.

Uh... Hey!

Barney : Why don't you drive me?

Barney : It'll be like a total road trip.

Ted : To queens?

Barney : Yeah, we'll get, we'll get beef jerky, triscuits.

Ted : Uh, actually I have a lot of work to do, so...

Ted : Okay.

Barney : Well, anyway, I'll cancel.

See you later. Wait!

Ted : You know how to drive, right?


[Music]

[Music]

[Music] what's already just outstanding before

what's already just outstanding before

what's already just outstanding before have you been tasted it is how each dish

have you been tasted it is how each dish is makes up the entire platter and every

is makes up the entire platter and every dish is imported equally important every

dish is imported equally important every dish is different but it's all like

dish is different but it's all like

dish is different but it's all like layered so then you've got everything

layered so then you've got everything

layered so then you've got everything this is like the multi layers of just

this is like the multi layers of just

this is like the multi layers of just everything you could possibly want mix

everything you could possibly want mix

everything you could possibly want mix everything together use everything


Howard : Sorry, just passing through.

Howard : I think this fell off your cart.

Raj : Come on. What do you say?

Raj : Let me make it up to you.

Isabella : You're very persistent.

Raj : It's my one move.

Amy : Okay.

Isabella : This Sunday night, you may take me to dinner

Isabella : at a nice restaurant.

Penny : Great. Where would you like to go?

Isabella : Your choice.

Isabella : It can be Pakistani food, if you like.


Barney : Thought we'd get some lunch.

Barney : We didn't even know you'd be here.

Lily : What do you want?


Leonard : Hi. Hey, guys.

Penny : Hey. Hi. There's the little family!

Sheldon : Hello. Hello.

Leonard : And their Sherpas. Mm-hmm.

Howard : The baby's asleep, can we put her in your room?


Beckett : How could they possibly know that

you were gonna be there to witness it?

Castle : Well, he had to have been in on it with Eva.

If Eva is a part of the setup, then why is she in the morgue?

Because, in classic Hitchcock fashion,

Castle : her co-conspirator double-crossed her.


you baby needs Oh cute I'm so glad we

you baby needs Oh cute I'm so glad we had you


- Now this, you now getting it.

- I think each of the components on their own

is just spectacularly flavorful,

but when it's combined together,

you taste the layers of the smokiness.

Because the breadfruit, breadfruit is, it literally.

I mean, you know why its called breadfruit

the moment you taste it,

'cause it tastes like bread, like dough.

- [Mokko] Bread to bread.

- Bread to bread.

It tastes like something that's been freshly baked

and it's doughy at the same,

it tastes more like a half baked loaf of bread,


And I would have been working there when,

Two weeks later, the securities and exchange commission

Came a-knocking.

God sent those lice to my head

Like he sent the locusts to egypt :

To liberate me from corporate bondage.

Miracle.

Hey, guys.

Oh, I'm just so glad

You and ted are back together. Yeah.

Wait, um, what do you mean "back together"?

Well, you know, since you guys broke up.

What? Oh, no.

It was just a small fight.

That wasn't a breakup.

Was that a breakup? Did he think that was a breakup?

What?

Son of a bitch!


Penny : Oh, he does. He so does. What should he do?

Psychic : He should give himself to this relationship.

Psychic : Once he does, all his other pursuits will come into focus.

Penny : Sheldon, do you hear that? I mean, Amy is the key to your happiness.

Psychic : Exactly. Personally and professionally.

Psychic : Everything will fall into place once you commit to her.

Sheldon : You know what this is?

Sheldon : Yeah, and I reserve this word for those rare instances

Sheldon : when it's truly deserved.

This is malarkey!


Esposito : made for electric wheelchairs.

We called about half a dozen specialty shops that stock that tire,

and we cross-referenced recent purchasers

Esposito : with the mailing list of the magic shop.

Beckett : - Did you get a match? - Yeah.

Esposito : Thaddeus Magnus. He's a professional government protestor.

Esposito : He's got multiple arrests for civil disobediences. And get this,

he drives a white van.

Esposito : Government protestor, civil disobedience.

Castle : You mix that in with C-4 and nerve agent?

Castle : You're looking at Tim McVeigh.

Beckett : You have an address?


oh I don't have to but you have to if

oh I don't have to but you have to if

oh I don't have to but you have to if you want to I have to if I want to

he's controlling the light switch me now


Phoebe : Before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you.

But...

How are you gonna go into work tomorrow?

Phoebe : How are you going to face the other science guys?

Phoebe : How are you going to face yourself?

Phoebe : That was fun. So who's hungry?

Phoebe : I am.

Me too. Let me just get my coat.

Rachel : What happened?


Sheldon : Yeah, take whatever you want.

Leonard : I would like to keep...

Leonard : the official flag of our apartment.

Sheldon : But you don't even like flags.

Leonard : Yeah, I like this one.

Sheldon : But I designed it.

Leonard : But you made me order it because you were "too well-known"

Leonard : in the flag community and they'd jack up the price.

Sheldon : But you don't even understand

Sheldon : - its symbolism. - Oh, I do.

The-the field of blue represents you being miserable,

Leonard : and the lion sticking its tongue out means

Leonard : I'm happy about it.

Sheldon : Come along, Amy.

Sheldon : I know when I'm not wanted.

Amy : I don't think you do, but all right.

Bernadette : Stuart, you cooked?


No offense intended, uh,

George interrupts : but I won't cross the picket line.

And yet you're standing in front of me.

George : The nurses want me to check on their patients,

George : but then I'm going right back out there.

Richard : - You're a doctor. - Yes, sir.

George : But I'm also a union man.

All due respect. There's no offense intended.


it's time for some light refreshments

look at this

it's basically my boob

is that what it's like?

is that what it's like?

*laughs*

*funny voice* drink up my child

drink up my child

it's so cute the way they make like eye contact with you

I can't well, let me see if I can

*phone rings*

Aw, seriously?

We got phones - Oh, we've lost bottles!

How you doing?

J : Sorry, I had a baby there, on my hand

*laughs*

Are you happy with the results?

Hello my name is Eduardo staccato and watch this gymnastic


Esposito : and there was something inside.

Beckett : Arson files?

Nah, looks like a couple of files that he put together himself.

One's about the building that he was burned up in.

Beckett : What's the other one?

Esposito : Give me that.

Esposito : It's an old shoe factory in Brooklyn, on Arcadia Lane.

Esposito : Looks like it's been empty for five years.

Beckett : You know, maybe those files were on buildings

Beckett : that McCann thought were being targeted.

He was right about one of 'em.

Beckett : Listen, Espo, we believe that

Beckett : the arsonist cases the buildings he burns.

Beckett : So check that factory and see if anyone

Beckett : suspicious has been seen inside.

Esposito : We're on it.

Esposito : Man, look at this place. Fire would be an improvement.

Yeah.

Esposito : Looks like no one's set foot in here in years. It's pretty creepy.


Park : I'm sorry.

Bob : I'm not the man you thought I was.

Park : That went over well.

Chase : Out of the two donors who didn't walk out,

Chase : both were negative for a potential match.

Chase : Telling the truth may have just killed this guy.


Look, I don't think he's crazy.

Ted : I just think he's suffering

Ted : From a severe case of girlfriend withdrawal.

Ted : And unfortunately, you're his nicotine patch.

And now you have to do

What every dysfunctional couple has to do :

Break up.

Marshall : You're right. You're right.

Marshall : I promised brad I would go

Marshall : To the wedding with him, and then that is it.

Ted : Good man.

Oh, I think we made the right decision

Lily : Going for the custom-made italian sheets. Hey,

Barney : If my bed's going suit up,

Barney : It's going to do it right.

Barney : Want to give it a whirl?

Ted from 2030 : Oh.

Barney : All right, I'm going to head out, hit the bars.

Barney : What are you going to do

Tonight? Oh, I was just going to watch letterman

Lily : But, god this bed is so comfy.

Lily : I wish you had a tv in here.


Richard : Maybe. Surgically.

Richard : We'll have to run more tests and... whatever we do, it's a stop-gap.

Richard : You need a new liver.


Try it out, see if you like it,

and, yeah, I hope you like the video.

And I shall get into the routine.

So I set my alarm for 6 : 30 in the morning,

but trust me, some days I don't even need to set my alarm

because the kids wake me up.

But on this particular day they are all still in bed.

So that's great.

This gives me a chance to brush my hair,

wash my face, and get dressed,


Then when our residency's over we can both get jobs at the same hospital.

Richard : Why don't you get her meds ready for discharge, nurse? Thank you.

Richard : Ellis, that was a long time ago, remember?

Richard : We had this discussion 21 years ago.

Ellis : Think about it. We should make the break now.

If we wait till residency's over, you'll be at one hospital, I'll be in another.

Ellis : We could end up at opposite ends of the country. It'll be too late.

Derek : - Meredith. - Your wife is looking for you.

Derek sighs : Oh, my God, this is hard for me, Meredith.

Meredith : Let me make it easy. I'm not going to be that woman.

Meredith : The one who breaks up a marriage or begs you to want me.

You can sign the papers or you can not. The choice is yours.


[Music]

definitely cheese it's like sweet and

definitely cheese it's like sweet and

definitely cheese it's like sweet and sour and crumbly and then that's a lot

sour and crumbly and then that's a lot

sour and crumbly and then that's a lot of just like crumbly cheese in the

of just like crumbly cheese in the

of just like crumbly cheese in the center okay and that completes breakfast

center okay and that completes breakfast overall pretty good and a really nice

overall pretty good and a really nice

overall pretty good and a really nice experience really elegant place the food

experience really elegant place the food is a little bit on the dainty side very

is a little bit on the dainty side very

is a little bit on the dainty side very nice place to sit have tea have coffee

nice place to sit have tea have coffee

nice place to sit have tea have coffee from here we're gonna walk across the

from here we're gonna walk across the

from here we're gonna walk across the bridge and actually we're gonna go to

bridge and actually we're gonna go to

bridge and actually we're gonna go to the next bridge further down the river

the next bridge further down the river

the next bridge further down the river which is one of the historic bridges

which is one of the historic bridges

which is one of the historic bridges take a look there and then after that we

take a look there and then after that we will continue walking around maybe

will continue walking around maybe

will continue walking around maybe around the old town a little bit and

around the old town a little bit and

around the old town a little bit and then to continue with this check through

then to continue with this check through to it hey we made it to the base of


Howard door bell rings : That's Raj.

Stuart : You guys relax,

Stuart : I'll get it.

Stuart : Have some bread while it's still warm.

Howard : It's like we have a butler.

Howard : If I had a Batsuit I'd be Bruce Wayne.

Bernadette : You have a Batsuit.

Howard : It's pajamas, there's no cape.


Sebastian : It's all preventable.

Sebastian : Stoia Tucker makes medications right here in New Jersey.

Sebastian : They have warehouses full of the stuff. There's more than enough to go around.

Sebastian : So if I can get them, why can't Lemma?

Sebastian : Why can't Quesmo? And why can't Sarni?

Sebastian : Another person just died. Where is your outrage?

Sebastian : No, I have no intention of martyring myself.

Sebastian : I'm just putting myself...

House : Sure, they're dying, but it's got a great beat.


I can't let you leave if I think you're still suicidal.

I wasn't trying to off myself.

House : No, that's right, you were just trying to kill the wall.

House : I check this box, and your next roommates

are going to be Jesus and Crazy McLoonybin.


This is the largest market in Jamaica, I believe.

One of the largest markets in the Caribbean.

We're gonna see, just a rainbow of colorful

ingredients used in Jamaica cuisine.

I can't wait to explore the market, a huge market.

upbeat music

crowd talks

We also have the pleasure to hang out with Chef Chris today

and he knows the market, he comes to the market

at least every other day, frequently to buy ingredients.

So he's touring us around the market.

We just stepped inside,

it's this huge, like I guess we're in covered section,

I think there's an outdoor section too,

but it's this huge iron structured covered structure

and already just seeing the masses of ingredients.


together as this is going in the oven

together as this is going in the oven and then I'm just gonna add to that a

and then I'm just gonna add to that a

and then I'm just gonna add to that a crap-ton of Parmesan cheese yeah it is a

crap-ton of Parmesan cheese yeah it is a lot but that's okay kids are gonna love

lot but that's okay kids are gonna love

lot but that's okay kids are gonna love this meal and I think Jonathan is too

this meal and I think Jonathan is too

this meal and I think Jonathan is too ooh are we marveling at the splendor

ooh are we marveling at the splendor

ooh are we marveling at the splendor that is mama ciccone Jolie Mama's to

that is mama ciccone Jolie Mama's to

that is mama ciccone Jolie Mama's to call me jolly well I look three huh

call me jolly well I look three huh

call me jolly well I look three huh yum yum that's just you want on a super

yum yum that's just you want on a super

yum yum that's just you want on a super sunny day I cannot wait do we have a

sunny day I cannot wait do we have a

sunny day I cannot wait do we have a barbecue who's almost gonna cheat me

barbecue who's almost gonna cheat me

barbecue who's almost gonna cheat me making dinner for everyone huh

making dinner for everyone huh

making dinner for everyone huh I mean a you a you whipping something up

I mean a you a you whipping something up in your placenta there for the little

in your placenta there for the little

in your placenta there for the little fella I hacked into the placenta little


imitation crab meat. Oh

Fish cake

That was actually quite yummy.

I like the cold bonchon section, especially the peanuts. Its really really good.

Mmm and the pickled veggies. Again, not really sure what the heck this is.


- Yeah I don't think he remembers that but yeah,

we're at Olive Garden and we always call it Oliver Garden.

- My bread broke now!

- Oh no. - Back!

- [Missy] Finn, how is your dinner?


That delicate sourness and elegance of these rice noodles is unmatched

Just from a regular whole in the wall in Guilin

Oh, you gotta come to China for those

In Guilin, you can visit a ton of different Minority groups in the surrounding villages

And also try their local food

So the next day we made our way out to the famous rice terraces in Longsheng

Just a short bus ride away

And went for a hike to find a local guesthouse that had some Yao minority specialties

So we just got to the rice terraces except itâs super foggy, you cannot see a thing

So we are going to go for a little hike and hope it clears up

If not, we are going to go for some awesome food

Canât wait

Weâve been hiking all morning

Now itâs time for some local food


blocks cool

blocks cool full story alright let's do it this is

full story alright let's do it this is

full story alright let's do it this is her favorite thing in the whole world

her favorite thing in the whole world

her favorite thing in the whole world right I mean except for Peppa this is

right I mean except for Peppa this is

right I mean except for Peppa this is probably it this is probably all right

probably it this is probably all right

probably it this is probably all right we go flying all right we don't want it

we go flying all right we don't want it

we go flying all right we don't want it flash no flash is really difficult he

flash no flash is really difficult he

flash no flash is really difficult he really likes to blow chocolate chunks

are you dizzy cuz I'm dizzy not and I


- Morning. - Morning. What's up?

Leonard : Nothing. We just pulled an all-nighter trying to fix a Zero-Gravity pasta maker.

- I'm gonna make a coffee run. Want any? - No. I have coffee.

Stuart : Great, so how'd it go with Stuart last night?

I really don't wanna talk about it.

Leonard : Yeah. Right. Sure.

But, you know, the thing is, before you guys went out...

- ...I spoke to him and I... - I said I don't wanna talk about it.

- Okay, I kind of feel res... - Look, Leonard.

What goes on is none of your business. So just leave it alone, okay?


in a little bit of salt a little bit of

in a little bit of salt a little bit of fish sauce and oh yeah the final

fish sauce and oh yeah the final

fish sauce and oh yeah the final ingredient she added in was Kokua and

ingredient she added in was Kokua and

ingredient she added in was Kokua and Kokua is toasted sticky rice which is

Kokua is toasted sticky rice which is

Kokua is toasted sticky rice which is then ground into a powder oh oh

then ground into a powder oh oh

then ground into a powder oh oh SAP die hmm oh it's so good it's so

SAP die hmm oh it's so good it's so

SAP die hmm oh it's so good it's so fresh


- [Mark] The lime and the masala, that's what makes it.

Oh, with the rice, mm.


Lily : Sometimes you slip on placenta during the recessional.

Hey, can I grab a scotch and soda real quick?


Beckett : And when you're done with that, check it again.

Ryan : Beckett, we want him as bad as you.

The hell you do!

Beckett : Nobody wants him as bad as I do, okay? Nobody.

Beckett : So check it again!

Hell, I bet there wasn't even a third cop. I mean, seriously. Dubai?

Paramilitary extraction?

Ryan : How does a cop even begin to mount an operation like this?

Castle : These guys were kidnapping mobsters for months,

Castle : maybe even years, before things went sideways.

They could've made millions in ransom.

Montgomery : That would mean this third cop would have plenty of cash

Montgomery : to hire professionals like Dick Coonan

Montgomery : and Hal Lockwood to clean up his mess.

Montgomery : Keep checking.

Esposito : Sir. Uh...

Esposito : I know we're still officially on duty, but...

Castle : Nice work.


Sheldon : or downloadable from my FTP server.

Sheldon : If you have any questions,

Sheldon : here's the FAQ sheet,

Sheldon : or if you prefer the human touch,

Sheldon : I do a live web chat called "Apartment Talk"

Sheldon : on Tuesday nights.

Leonard : No backsies.

Raj : Sheldon, dinner!


not in school but it will restart next

not in school but it will restart next week really great to see the school

week really great to see the school

week really great to see the school we're heading back to eat fufu now you

we're heading back to eat fufu now you

we're heading back to eat fufu now you have to look in here look in here and

have to look in here look in here and

have to look in here look in here and then you will show in here as we're

then you will show in here as we're

then you will show in here as we're getting ready to eat it better the rain

getting ready to eat it better the rain

getting ready to eat it better the rain is still coming down so we're stepping

is still coming down so we're stepping

is still coming down so we're stepping into here inside of the the patio area

into here inside of the the patio area

into here inside of the the patio area to eat and the fufu is all ready and

to eat and the fufu is all ready and

to eat and the fufu is all ready and prepared and ready to go


Chandler : How do you know?

Monica : Because you're on my team. My team always wins.

Chandler : At this?

Just go get some! Go!

Now, I'm going to try to listen from right here.

Rachel : Oh, wait.

All : Good idea.

Phoebe : Don't give away the farm.

Chandler : Come on in.


Toby : A young boy on the cusp of manhood.

Toby : His only companions, mongrel dogs and malarial mosquitoes.

Toby : Desperate and alone, he reached out to a man...

Toby : ...who promised to introduce him to a merciful, loving God...

Toby : ...but who instead introduced him to a gin-pickled tongue...

Toby : ...shoved down his adolescent throat.

Toby : What choice did he have...

Toby : ...but to drink, shoot and snort his pain away?

Don't forget genetic predisposition towards addiction.

Toby : Never been proven.

- There have been studies. - Not double-blind studies.

How could there be? Who would be the control group?

Leonard : As you can see, detoxing can get pretty ugly.

Leonard : - Let's give them some privacy. - Yeah.

Do you wanna come over, have coffee?


sushi this is the sole goal it's

sushi this is the sole goal it's normally a special and but I know it's

normally a special and but I know it's

normally a special and but I know it's [Music]

never even though take a bite

never even though take a bite

never even though take a bite I ate the one let me see you take a bite

yeah okay so oli do you want to hear a

yeah okay so oli do you want to hear a

yeah okay so oli do you want to hear a little bit about Nashville I thought it

little bit about Nashville I thought it

little bit about Nashville I thought it would talk a little bit about Nashville

would talk a little bit about Nashville

would talk a little bit about Nashville because we had a really really great

because we had a really really great

because we had a really really great trip and we told the boys and we got

trip and we told the boys and we got

trip and we told the boys and we got back what we were doing we were working

back what we were doing we were working

back what we were doing we were working we had some meetings we were doing music

we had some meetings we were doing music stuff right we wrote some songs you guys

stuff right we wrote some songs you guys know you guys know I'm an artist right

know you guys know I'm an artist right

know you guys know I'm an artist right you guys know I like write music right

you guys know I like write music right

you guys know I like write music right is that cool if you have a cool dad okay

is that cool if you have a cool dad okay we missed you guys so much so we got you

we missed you guys so much so we got you guys some presents I mean the obviously


And since he's obsessed with Mandy,

Esposito : there would be no reason for him to go after Claire.

Beckett : We'll hold him.

Beckett : But if he's not our killer, he's probably our best witness.

Why don't we get a hold of traffic cam footage in the area.

Beckett : Let's see if we can get a plate on that Ducati.

Gold wheels, a flame decal on the body. It's got to be a custom job.

Ryan : Yeah, I'll check with bike shops in the area

Ryan : and see if I can find the place that did that work.

Beckett : Where's Castle?

Ryan : He's having dinner with his other ex-wife.

Ryan : Something about not wanting her to feel left out.

CHUCKLES Good one.

Ryan : He's holed up in the break room writing that letter for Alexis' boyfriend.

Beckett : Thank you.

ALEXIS : Will you stop worrying?

Alexis : He'll have lots of great things to say about you.

Alexis : - I guarantee it. - I don't know.

Pi : I'm not exactly Mr. C's favorite person.

And he is taking an awfully long time.

Alexis : He does have other things to do, you know.

Pi : No, Al, that's not what I meant.

Maybe he's done by now.

He said he'd text me when it was ready. Let's see.

- That's weird, my phone's off. - PHONE CLICKS


nice let me stop boom dude it's the

nice let me stop boom dude it's the first stick I didn't have a smile more

first stick I didn't have a smile more

first stick I didn't have a smile more sticker on here ya go

sticker on here ya go

sticker on here ya go rocking it ride anything dude I told you

rocking it ride anything dude I told you you got splashed by that guy watch this

you got splashed by that guy watch this

you got splashed by that guy watch this clip I'm not gonna catch it on the drum

clip I'm not gonna catch it on the drum

clip I'm not gonna catch it on the drum locals day he was so mad deeper he's in

locals day he was so mad deeper he's in

locals day he was so mad deeper he's in the right that's a real life situation

the right that's a real life situation

the right that's a real life situation that the viewers always trying to

that the viewers always trying to

that the viewers always trying to explain like we had to kill the music

explain like we had to kill the music

explain like we had to kill the music it's even vlog is she a copyright it's

it's even vlog is she a copyright it's

it's even vlog is she a copyright it's really weird

really weird

really weird that's a way is it 10 seconds anyway

that's a way is it 10 seconds anyway

that's a way is it 10 seconds anyway that's like a real life thing with

that's like a real life thing with

that's like a real life thing with loggers is like you have to like your

loggers is like you have to like your

loggers is like you have to like your surroundings have to change just to pull

surroundings have to change just to pull off the camera anyway tuna yes

off the camera anyway tuna yes

off the camera anyway tuna yes steaks yes Jaime's like

steaks yes Jaime's like

steaks yes Jaime's like amazing cucumber wait are you serious I


House : Yeah, you can quote me. C-U-D-D-Y.

House : Sebastian is refusing life-saving treatment.

Cuddy : He's refusing TB treatment. You don't think he has TB.

Cuddy : - Ergo, you should care less. - He won't let me test him.


knife sawing wind rustling

fire crackling

knife slicing


Phoebe : Hey, new wallet?

Chandler : It was time.

Chandler : The old condom ring in the leather just doesn't say "cool" anymore.

Rachel, you just put an empty carton back in the fridge.

Rachel : I know, but the garbage was full.

Monica : Have you ever taken out the trash?


of that sucker hmm that would be amazing on a New York bagel just saying amazing

on a New York bagel just saying amazing

on a New York bagel just saying amazing the richness of this flavor combined

the richness of this flavor combined

the richness of this flavor combined with that absolute sweet creamy flavor

with that absolute sweet creamy flavor

with that absolute sweet creamy flavor from the fish I'm so impressed by that

you know this tastes like there's a

you know this tastes like there's a

you know this tastes like there's a really interesting

really interesting

really interesting it tastes like almost like a cream

it tastes like almost like a cream

it tastes like almost like a cream cheese fish spread you got that little

cheese fish spread you got that little

cheese fish spread you got that little fermentis little Salamis then it's just

fermentis little Salamis then it's just

fermentis little Salamis then it's just all creaminess I don't know which one I

all creaminess I don't know which one I

all creaminess I don't know which one I like more I think I might need a loop

like more I think I might need a loop

like more I think I might need a loop here eat this every day

here eat this every day

here eat this every day slowly make my decision

slowly make my decision

slowly make my decision [Music]

whoo

black pepper oh god feels like mice


l should go.

Howard : Hey, I was thinking, for our first dance at the wedding...

Howard : ...what if we learn the final number from Dirty Dancing?

- You're kidding. - No, come on.

Howard : How cool would that be? Me running into your arms.

Howard : You lifting me up into the air.

Bernadette : - You're in a good mood. - Yeah, well, why wouldn't I be?

Howard : I'm marrying the girl of my dreams...

...and finally got my mother to agree not to come on our honeymoon.


Esposito : Was she home last night?

No. She was out till after 11 : 00.

Esposito : Out where?

Ms. Payban : I don't know.

Ms. Payban : Look, my brother and his wife died in a car wreck and I took Jordan in.

Ms. Payban : That's what you do.

Ms. Payban : But I have two jobs just to keep us afloat,

and I wasn't home till 8 : 00, and she was gone.

Esposito : How did she seem when she got home?

Ms. Payban : Quiet, as usual.

Ms. Payban : We didn't talk much and then she just went straight to her room.

RYAN : Hey, Javi?


curry and it just is beautiful you can

curry and it just is beautiful you can smell the spices he sought though said

smell the spices he sought though said

smell the spices he sought though said there's over 10 different spices in this

there's over 10 different spices in this keema including you can really smell

keema including you can really smell

keema including you can really smell that cardamom in there too


I like that Chef, when he makes your crab here,

he clears out all of the bad stuff.

He clears out all of the dead man fingers

so that you don't need to worry about

navigating through those when you're eating the crab.

oil sizzling


Howard : Are you crazy?

Howard : You don't want your girlfriend at work with you.


Leonard : Oh. You had a party for your 60th?

Beverley : Oh, I wouldn't call it a party.

Beverley : Just a few close friends.

Beverley : And your sister and brother.

Penny : You know, to be fair, we did get married in Vegas

Penny : and didn't invite her.

Beverley : And I never did thank you for that, dear.

ringtone plays AMY : Oh.

Amy : Penny says everyone's there. Are you ready?

takes deep breath I am.


This is beautiful.

It smells delicious.

- [Hamid] He is saying "are you good?"

- Good!

- How are you?

- Yeah. Oh and it goes on this big paddle here.

- [Hamid] Yeah it's going inside.

- Oh wow. And it goes deep.

laughing

Wow, that's beautiful.

Oh and I put it inside?

- [Hamid] Yes, you just put it inside.

Just go straight.

- Go straight.

- [Hamid] Go straight, yeah.

- Okay.

And we're just gonna put that in.

This is amazing.

So you just? First time.


House : She's getting uglier by the second.

House : We can try and pretend we're above it

and we can try and intellectualize it away,

House : but ultimately, shiny, pretty, perky things are good

House : and ugly, misshapen, teenage boys are repulsive.

Darnell : The question was, do you resent Dr. Cuddy's interference in your practice?

Oh.

House : Well, then I guess my answer wasn't very helpful, was it?

"Mini-stud", stand up.


Alexis : Did Dad sound weird to you?

BECKETT : Sir, we've got something.

Mccord : Turns out you were right about Zawari's family.

Mccord : We identified six members of his extended family living in the U.S.

Mccord : Four in California, and two cousins right here in D.C.

Beckett : We were in the process of running them down when Hendricks found this.

Yeah, in reconstructing Bronson's movements prior to his death,

Hendricks : we were able to track him to here, a coffee shop in Dupont Circle.

Hendricks : A few seconds after he leaves, this man follows him out.

Mccord : We've ID'd him as Waqas Rasheed, second cousin to Zawari.

HENDRICKS : And Agent Richmond is trying to track him down.

Hendricks : But here's what we know. He has dual U.S. -Afghan citizenship,

is a graduate engineering student at Georgetown.

Beckett : And, sir, he was in Jalalabad the night of the Zawari air strike.

Beckett : Five of his other cousins were killed in the attack.

Mccord : Burying that many family members, that could radicalize anyone.

RICHMOND : Got him.

Richmond : We got him. We have a live feed

of Rasheed walking east on 14th Street, between E and F.

Vilante : - Backpack. - Could be the toxin.

Beckett : - And the antidote. - Let's move!

TIRES SQUEALING

BOTH : Stop!

Federal agents, stop!

CARS HONKING

BOTH GRUNTING


But it's OK now. They're in the home stretch.


sweets main dishes fruits saltiness

sweets main dishes fruits saltiness everything is just combined and highs

everything is just combined and highs

everything is just combined and highs are just masters at combining flavors

are just masters at combining flavors

are just masters at combining flavors especially sweets sours

especially sweets sours

especially sweets sours Salty's enhancing them all together

Salty's enhancing them all together

Salty's enhancing them all together they're just masters you don't know

they're just masters you don't know

they're just masters you don't know there just wouldn't be an accurate

there just wouldn't be an accurate

there just wouldn't be an accurate translation in English they call it a

translation in English they call it a

translation in English they call it a dessert or to call it a I mean it's a

dessert or to call it a I mean it's a

dessert or to call it a I mean it's a snack it's a snack of all things like

snack it's a snack of all things like

snack it's a snack of all things like harmony in your mouth all at the same

harmony in your mouth all at the same

harmony in your mouth all at the same time we've now finished eating and we're

time we've now finished eating and we're just talking to Jen oh she is so nice

just talking to Jen oh she is so nice

just talking to Jen oh she is so nice she's so cool she's so friendly and as

she's so cool she's so friendly and as

she's so cool she's so friendly and as we're talking here she just she just

we're talking here she just she just

we're talking here she just she just gave us a whole bag of katana of Santa

gave us a whole bag of katana of Santa

gave us a whole bag of katana of Santa offered to take home with us she would


afterwards so I always put the camera on my phone in the base of this bassinet

my phone in the base of this bassinet

my phone in the base of this bassinet thingy plank pram and it's always been


like it's weird to say this but like I

like it's weird to say this but like I

like it's weird to say this but like I would consider like an art form like

would consider like an art form like

would consider like an art form like when people look at like my math stuff

when people look at like my math stuff

when people look at like my math stuff they see like like like the equations

they see like like like the equations

they see like like like the equations well if you don't know it that well

well if you don't know it that well

well if you don't know it that well equations but like the more you get to

equations but like the more you get to

equations but like the more you get to know it like the more you would see it

know it like the more you would see it

know it like the more you would see it when people say like I see what you're

when people say like I see what you're

when people say like I see what you're saying

saying

saying like they see what you're saying I want

like they see what you're saying I want

like they see what you're saying I want to get kids excited about math I feel

to get kids excited about math I feel

to get kids excited about math I feel because I feel like high school math

because I feel like high school math

because I feel like high school math curriculum just an English curriculum

curriculum just an English curriculum

curriculum just an English curriculum also just kills your love for like math


Anyway, uh, you know my act better than anybody...

Arthur : ...I was hoping that maybe you'd fill in for me.

Sheldon : Are you saying that you want me to be Professor Proton?

Sheldon : - Yeah. - Oh, my.


[Music]

we got all checked in airport is nice

we got all checked in airport is nice

we got all checked in airport is nice here in chendo and then we had to go

here in chendo and then we had to go

here in chendo and then we had to go through a series of security and

through a series of security and

through a series of security and checkpoints especially checking that we

checkpoints especially checking that we

checkpoints especially checking that we had all our Tibet permits in order which

had all our Tibet permits in order which we do and we are on our way to Lhasa

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] we are flying suit on airlines seat

we are flying suit on airlines seat

we are flying suit on airlines seat numbers 17 hello you know never see

numbers 17 hello you know never see

numbers 17 hello you know never see number 17


like newborn babies they're more like

like newborn babies they're more like

like newborn babies they're more like attached to Anna and like moms and

attached to Anna and like moms and

attached to Anna and like moms and somewhere that cuz obviously

somewhere that cuz obviously

somewhere that cuz obviously breastfeeding you know I kind of sell

breastfeeding you know I kind of sell

breastfeeding you know I kind of sell quite as they get older it's when I

quite as they get older it's when I

quite as they get older it's when I started have more fun with them you know

started have more fun with them you know and I see it obviously a year old now or

and I see it obviously a year old now or like wait a second you're like you're

like wait a second you're like you're

like wait a second you're like you're not you're not you're in a corner here

not you're not you're in a corner here

not you're not you're in a corner here in the corner with the orders yes and

in the corner with the orders yes and

in the corner with the orders yes and when she's a - it's like we're busy

when she's a - it's like we're busy

when she's a - it's like we're busy right we start in like just hanging out

right we start in like just hanging out

right we start in like just hanging out and have a little fun oh gosh all right

and have a little fun oh gosh all right

and have a little fun oh gosh all right we have a devilish plan tonight we're

we have a devilish plan tonight we're

we have a devilish plan tonight we're going to Gordon Ramsay's restaurant

going to Gordon Ramsay's restaurant

going to Gordon Ramsay's restaurant tonight and we're kind of hoping we can

tonight and we're kind of hoping we can

tonight and we're kind of hoping we can manage the children's behavior by

manage the children's behavior by

manage the children's behavior by bribing them so we're hoping to get them

bribing them so we're hoping to get them a toy so they stay quiet

a toy so they stay quiet

a toy so they stay quiet this water what'd you find

this water what'd you find

this water what'd you find no he has a hundred thousand L to those


We're going into the back kitchen to see how

they make the spinach noodles.

Trevor and Chef Le speak in foreign language

Look at this.

Oh so we're adding the spinach in.


Bernadette : Thanks again for cooking.

Amy : Yeah, everything was delicious.

Raj : Well, I couldn't have done it without my two favourite girls.

Raj : Martha Stewart and Rachael Ray.

Mike : Hey, Sheldon, what do you say we go outside

Mike : and throw around the old pigskin?


It's been great.

She's 20, so she's not too serious, which is perfect for me now.

That's great. Seriously, she seems nice.

Ross : I know you guys like to give me a hard time...


Who is it?

Ted : Pizza delivery.


Jimmy : What apology?


Taub : But I suppose you're pretty attached to pediatrics.

And now the mom's not gonna want to do it,

Cheng : because she'd rather I just keep blasting her daughter with radiation.

You're telling me there's an opening in House's department?

Taub : Would you be interested?

Cheng : No more kids? No more parents?

One case at a time instead of 17? Set up the interview.

Taub : It's possible you won't need to interview.

House : Relax, I got this.

Thanks.

Cuddy : Is everything okay?


Leonard : What is going on?

Leonard : Oh.

Sheldon : Uh, I need to keep my anxiety at the right level,

Sheldon : so I'm using Darth Vader, the Joker, and Godzilla's roar

Sheldon : to keep me in that sweet spot.

Sheldon : Uh, I tried including Taylor Swift in the mix,

Sheldon : but turns out I love her.


House : that the universe is a just place.

House : If it were, then his poor manager wouldn't have been fired for no reason.

Chase : - Lambert-Eaton. - His chest was clear.

Chase : So we run an electromyography test.

Cameron : You're still not explaining the PRCA.

House : What's his red count now?

I had to give him a blood transfusion.

Foreman : He's back around 30.

House : He needed a transfusion?

Foreman : Well, he was losing blood, so, I thought maybe he needed blood.

House : Go forth and scan his neck.


hidden blueberries can't have you you've got a mouthful of pancake page 1 ninoy I

got a mouthful of pancake page 1 ninoy I am helping but anyone I'm helping but I

am helping but anyone I'm helping but I

am helping but anyone I'm helping but I mean is not so we have a situation here

mean is not so we have a situation here

mean is not so we have a situation here and the Sunday morning well here guys


Amy : I'm just saying, second base is right there.

Raj : Mm. I'm thinking about adopting some quirky affectation...

Raj : ...like a pipe or a monocle or a handlebar mustache.

Leonard : For all those girls out there Iooking for the Indian Monopoly man?

Raj : This is not a safe place. You can't share anything here.


We, um, looked you up and we know that's wrong, but...

Caroline : She needs the transplant. And we were set to go. We had a donor.

Her donor died. The registry called Hannah's oncologist last night.

Caroline : Apparently, Hannah hasn't had enough bad luck.

We'd never ask. We had no intention of bothering you, ever.

Caroline : - But last night, everything changed. - No. Of course.


Leonard : That's not what she's doing, Leslie.

She's trying to shore up her self-esteem. It has nothing to do with sex.

Leslie : Everything has to do with sex.


I bet it has a great story too.

Phoebe : Did they tell you where it's from or...?

Rachel : Yes, that I know. This is from White Plains.

Rachel : White Plains.

Phoebe : It sounds like such a magical place.

-I'm here. -Hi!

Rachel : Oh, my God!

Ross : -You like it? -Oh, my God!

It's my new apothecary table!

Phoebe will be here any second. She can't see this.

Why not? She'll love it. It's the real thing.

Ross : I got it at Pottery Barn.

I know. I bought the same one.

Rachel : And if she sees your table, she'll know I lied.

-I said ours was an original. -Why?

Rachel : Because she hates Pottery Barn.

Rachel : She hates Pottery Barn?


Gloves. I need you to do everything I do, exactly as I do it.

All right? Steve?

Callie : This is going to hurt, but if you want to keep your legs,

Callie : I need you to hold them still. Can you do that?

OK. Hold his legs.

Callie : All right.

OK. Follow my lead.

People, what happened?

Came in with a dislocated patella, dehydration.

Quick-onset compartment syndrome in bilateral legs.

CK is through the roof. His potassium is 7.6.

He looks like he's had a recent Ml.

I've started pushing meds for hypokalemia, no response.

Richard : His kidneys are failing. Why in the hell is this progressing so rapidly?

- Oh, damn it! - What?

Aspirin. With dehydration, his muscles are breaking down.

Aspirin is accelerating it. His system's crashing.

The toxins are going to kill him. I need to put in a dialysis catheter.

Let's get this man to an OR now, people.

Want to go grab lunch?


The lime and the chili, they go together like nothing else.

After that beautiful roll, we made our way

to one of Kolkata's most iconic street food heavens,

Decker's Lane.

Before continuing through Kolkata

for an incredibly flavorful biryani and curry feast

that will make your mouth water.

Here in Decker's Lane, the locals sit down

and enjoy a huge selection of street foods

for lunch and dinner.

With the famous selection being a flavorful chicken stew


Bracken : I heard how you led the team.

Bracken : You fired what, two shots from close range and both of them missed?

Bracken : All this talk about justice.

Bracken : I guess I was right about you.

Castle : Check this out.


Tom : I'm sorry, dear.

Yvonne : Doctor?

We're going to do everything we can, Mr. Maynard.

About time. I was starting to think my work here would be wasted.

Cristina : So sorry. It wasn't easy to find.

I checked the wound and it's very clean cut, well preserved.

Dr. Webber?

Cristina : Sir?

Richard : Notice anything else about that leg? Anything other than that very clean cut?

Richard : Did you happen to notice, for example, that it was shaved recently?

Richard : And manicured? Take a look at my patient, Dr. Yang.

Richard : Does he look like a man who woke up and shaved one of his legs this morning?


Can I borrow stuff? I wanna make Aurora breakfast.


Chicken's ready.

Skinless.

Keep the bones in.

Let's get the ginger garlic ready.

And what struck me actually in Pakistan

is the use of ginger.

I loved the ginger.

And scrape it up.

I think you wanna take off the skin anyway

'cause it's bitter.

pounding

The cloves just fall out.

Okay, I think that's probably good.

And drop this into the mortar and pestle.


holy crap what's on the menu tonight

holy crap what's on the menu tonight you're preparing something up here right

you're preparing something up here right oh yeah that was legit man like some


and completed in 1642 it is 34 let me

and completed in 1642 it is 34 let me just check thirty four point eight

just check thirty four point eight

just check thirty four point eight meters high and then finally a round

meters high and then finally a round

meters high and then finally a round circular stone staircase to the top okay

circular stone staircase to the top okay I think we made it to the top now yeah

I think we made it to the top now yeah

I think we made it to the top now yeah that was just a very shirt very short

that was just a very shirt very short

that was just a very shirt very short hike to the top nice at the top it is a

hike to the top nice at the top it is a

hike to the top nice at the top it is a full 360 view of Copenhagen's you can

full 360 view of Copenhagen's you can

full 360 view of Copenhagen's you can walk all the way around and what just

walk all the way around and what just

walk all the way around and what just stands out is the amount of steeples and

stands out is the amount of steeples and churches and ancient buildings there's

churches and ancient buildings there's

churches and ancient buildings there's so many ancient buildings palaces

so many ancient buildings palaces

so many ancient buildings palaces castles and over there in the distance

castles and over there in the distance

castles and over there in the distance you can see it it's actually not smoke

you can see it it's actually not smoke

you can see it it's actually not smoke it's steam that's coming out that is the

it's steam that's coming out that is the kÃ¶ppen Hill it's pretty far off in the

kÃ¶ppen Hill it's pretty far off in the

kÃ¶ppen Hill it's pretty far off in the distance I can zoom in that far but


Richard : and it's gonna keep going up, her heart will start again.

That's the only possibility I'm prepared for.

Cristina : Do you use moisturizer? Here. Take this.

Cristina : Keep it behind the bar.

Joe : What is this? It smells like something burning.

Cristina : - It's gingerbread. - Yeah.

Cristina : You're not getting this, are you? OK, this is 99 cents.

Cristina : OK? You can buy anything for 99 cents.

Denny : Oh.


Penny : Yeah, okay. The thing is, I kind of

Penny : told my father we got back together again.

Leonard : What? Why?


[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] there's my boy I love you guys Happy New

there's my boy I love you guys Happy New Year you are some it is some sparkling


number 10,000 he was a Persian cat

number 10,000 he was a Persian cat Persian hat and then median objects here

Persian hat and then median objects here could be made of glass fur or gold

could be made of glass fur or gold

could be made of glass fur or gold embarrassing okay we're gonna climb up

embarrassing okay we're gonna climb up

embarrassing okay we're gonna climb up the stairs up the mountain a little ways

the stairs up the mountain a little ways to get a view over the whole city made


Gablehouser : Today's preliminary match features two great teams :

Gablehouser : AA versus PMS.

Howard : All night long, y'all.


Castle : Yusef killed him to tie up loose ends,

Castle : and then took the data drive containing the explosive revelations.

And that would be why, exactly?

Castle : I'm still thinking on that. But it's a perfect fit.

Esposito : Yeah, except that Fariq Yusef isn't the killer.

Castle : Are you sure? Because that would ruin a perfectly good theory.

Esposito : Yeah. The night Amir was killed,

Esposito : Fariq was with the Syrian ambassador at a soccer game at Bennett Field.

Esposito : There are photos online to prove it.

Beckett : Which brings us back to square one.

Beckett : Okay, so Amir and Yusef take a tour of Lower Manhattan.

Beckett : And then later on that same night,

Beckett : he calls his wife, tells her that he's still working,

Beckett : and instead went up to Washington Heights.

Then he ends up dead at the warehouse

Esposito : with the data drive ripped out.

Castle : Amir took his cab down St. Nicholas Ave to the 1600 block.

Castle : He parked mid-block.

So?

Castle : So I'm just thinking the 1652 part of C-4-1-2-1-6-5-2 is an address.

Castle : What's at St. Nicholas Ave, at 1652?


We'll just see about that, okay?

Rachel : I will read The Shining, and you will read Little Women.

Joey : - All right, you got it. - All right.

Now, Rach, these little women.

Joey : How little are they?

Joey : I mean, are they, like, scary little?

You know, I love this fabric.

I think I'm gonna have a suit made out of this.


BURKE : I cannot. It's been a long day.

BURKE : And I just cannot.

DEREK : - I thought you were my friend. - I thought you were my surgeon.

CHRISTINA : In some ways, betrayal is inevitable.

CHRISTINA : When our bodies betray us, surgery is often the key to recovery.

CHRISTINA : When we betray each other.

CHRISTINA : When we betray each other, the path to recovery is less clear.


Wilson : Did your pager really just go off, or are you ditching the conversation?


Leonard : Well, Vegas, but...

Sheldon : Ugh, Atlantic City without the taffy?

Sheldon : No, thank you.

Leonard : That's fine, 'cause actually you're not invited.


Joey : Come on, you stupid machine! Come on!

Phoebe : -It ate your money? -No.

-I'll see you downstairs then. -All right.


You know, there is that guy.

Okay, well, what about...?

Okay, there's gotta be someone.

-There isn't! That's what l'm saying. -Oh, my God, you're right!

l know. And yet, here you are, all ready for the next date.

l can't believe l never realized this before.

l'm in my 30s, and l've never been in a long-term relationship.

Oh, my God, what's wrong with me?

Ross : There's nothing wrong with you.

l mean, you don't strike me as the type of person that wants to get married.

l want to get married!

No, please-- Please don't cry because of me.

l don't know what l'm talking about, okay? l've been divorced three times.

At least you've been married.

Phoebe : Oh, my God! l want to trade lives with Ross?!

Phoebe.

Phoebe : -What's wrong? -Nothing. l'm excited about our date.

Phoebe : Mike, this is Ross Geller. Ross, this is Mike--

-Sorry, l didn't catch that. -Mike Hanigan.


...who fight over who gets to love it the most...

Phoebe : ...and it's not even born yet.

Phoebe : It's just the luckiest baby in the whole world.

Phoebe : I'm sorry. You were fighting.


Barney : You just walk right in and grab yourself some whoppers.

Barney : Yeah.

Is whoppers the best one?

Ted : Mounds.

Barney : Milk duds.

Ted : Gobstoppers.

Ted from 2030 : This went on for another hour.

Ted from 2030 : I'll just skip to the end.

Dubble bubbles. Nice!

Ted from 2030 : Marshall.

Barney : We're doing this.

Barney : I am not taking no for an answer.

Fine. hey, robin.

Ted on the phone : Marshall checked out your ass.

Marshall : Ted, what is wrong with you?

Robin on the phone : He checked out my ass.

Robin on the phone : I felt like I was having a bad ass day.

Robin on the phone : Cool, see ya.


Chase : Bedside 101.

Chase : When a patient is near death, try to be nice.

Masters : She's not coming back. I'm not gonna lie to him.

Stop. What? You heard what she said.


looks like like seven-five swap well

looks like like seven-five swap well Kevin sighs yes

Kevin sighs yes

Kevin sighs yes love doesn't spike

chili pepper love chili pepper as well


CHIEF : Some of them justified. Some of them not.

CHIEF : Compassion and empathy are a big part of the job.

Look, I don't care what Savoy said.

CHIEF : And I know I haven't always been supportive.

CHIEF : But being a parent makes you a better doctor.

IZZIE : Hi. I just wanted to say hi.


already a fantastic restaurant we're

already a fantastic restaurant we're gonna be eating underneath the lemon

gonna be eating underneath the lemon

gonna be eating underneath the lemon trees in the mandarin trees Vivian and

trees in the mandarin trees Vivian and

trees in the mandarin trees Vivian and Diana are just ordering all the food

there's nothing better than having

there's nothing better than having

there's nothing better than having back-to-back feasts a meat feast and

back-to-back feasts a meat feast and

back-to-back feasts a meat feast and then a seafood feast and once again the

then a seafood feast and once again the

then a seafood feast and once again the table is just full of seafood I just had

table is just full of seafood I just had a chance to go back in the kitchen where

a chance to go back in the kitchen where and he is is grilling up the seafood and

and he is is grilling up the seafood and she's she's grilling some of the some of

she's she's grilling some of the some of the octopus right now some of the

the octopus right now some of the

the octopus right now some of the octopus that we're eating on the table

octopus that we're eating on the table

octopus that we're eating on the table and it's just gigantic octopus all of

and it's just gigantic octopus all of

and it's just gigantic octopus all of those tentacles she grills them for

those tentacles she grills them for

those tentacles she grills them for three hours and then slices it up for

three hours and then slices it up for

three hours and then slices it up for the dish we have on the table she adds

the dish we have on the table she adds

the dish we have on the table she adds some olive oil and vinegar and oregano

some olive oil and vinegar and oregano

some olive oil and vinegar and oregano and salt and that's it and that it's

and salt and that's it and that it's

and salt and that's it and that it's that slow roast that gives it the flavor

that slow roast that gives it the flavor and that that smokiness over that hot

and that that smokiness over that hot

and that that smokiness over that hot fire that's incredible


Ryan : Yeah, it looks like the shot came from the hotel across the street.

Ryan : Uniforms are canvassing for Barber, but so far, nothing.

Castle : I don't understand, how did he even know you and Vaughn were here?

Beckett : Well, maybe he's been watching us

Beckett : since Vaughn survived the attempt at the restaurant.

Ryan : Hey, Beckett, I hate to do this to you, but I need to take your statement.

Beckett : No, it's fine.

All right, where were you standing when the first shot came?

I was right over here.

Ryan : Okay. And where was Vaughn?

Beckett : Right there.

Lucas Shaw : Right here?

Yeah.

Castle : Why was he standing so close?

I don't understand. That would...

Castle : Wait a minute. If he was standing there,

Castle : then the bullet would have gone right through his head.

Castle : How did Barber miss?

Beckett : Well, before the first shot, Vaughn stumbled.


Phoebe : -And why do you think that is? -l don't know.

Maybe it's because she's got such callousy fingers...

Rachel : ...from playing crummy guitar.

Phoebe : Or maybe she has trouble loosening your knots...

Phoebe : ...because you're such a high-maintenance tight-ass.

-Phoebe! -You know it's me?

Well, for like a half an hour!

Rachel : Man, you can lie about Sweden!

Phoebe : How can you come here?

-Why didn't you tell me you work here? -l don't have to tell you everything!

You do if you're gonna make me feel guilty for getting a free massage.

Phoebe : Tip's not included.

Rachel : Why did you lie to me about working here?


Barney : Marshall, tell her. We're all friends here.

Robin : No, we're not.

Marshall : Sometimes I think about other women.

Marshall : Okay, it happens

Marshall : But even when I do, I feel so guilty

that I-I have to imagine you... passing away first,

Marshall : You're... you're just my life, baby.

Marshall : And I love you.


topping what are the different textures

topping what are the different textures all held together by mayonnaise mm-hmm

all held together by mayonnaise mm-hmm

all held together by mayonnaise mm-hmm like the beetroot in there too right

like the beetroot in there too right

like the beetroot in there too right sure you can know oh and kind of has a

sure you can know oh and kind of has a

sure you can know oh and kind of has a smoky taste too and then everything is

smoky taste too and then everything is

smoky taste too and then everything is just binded together with that sticky

just binded together with that sticky

just binded together with that sticky mayonnaise the egg is just kind of

mayonnaise the egg is just kind of

mayonnaise the egg is just kind of everywhere because if it's been shredded

everywhere because if it's been shredded and then you've got the start ups

and then you've got the start ups

and then you've got the start ups there's so many different textures this

there's so many different textures this

there's so many different textures this is the most popular sellers in Russia

is the most popular sellers in Russia

is the most popular sellers in Russia because here is nothing people will

because here is nothing people will

because here is nothing people will never allow it's like everything loved

never allow it's like everything loved

never allow it's like everything loved and again it's also called a winter

and again it's also called a winter

and again it's also called a winter salad because everything you can get

salad because everything you can get

salad because everything you can get during the winter which is what Sergei

during the winter which is what Sergei

during the winter which is what Sergei was explained to me which is makes total


I love the extra feature that we added

with, just like their little books

that they read at night.

- [Bryan] Yeah, so the bed had some exposed wall

so we put in those which worked out really good.

- And honestly, a lot of times when I read books to the boys

they just get shoved to the end of the bed

so it's gonna be so nice to have a spot to place them.

- [Bryan] Yeah.

- That?

- [Bryan] Say hi squirrel.

- Squirrel!

- [Bryan] Hey Ollie, did you do your squirrel call yet?

- Squirrel!

- Hey Ollie, speaking of that squirrel

we're gonna have to name him, you know.

- Yeah.

- [Bryan] What do you guys want to name him?

- Um, Charlie.

- [Bryan] Charlie?

That's a cute name and then you can say good night

to Charlie the Squirrel every night?


[Music]

[Music] it's so hot here that just from the walk

it's so hot here that just from the walk from from the truck which is like 30

from from the truck which is like 30

from from the truck which is like 30 seconds already started milk and there's

seconds already started milk and there's already not that much ice in here look

already not that much ice in here look

already not that much ice in here look at this it's literally so high it's ice

at this it's literally so high it's ice

at this it's literally so high it's ice is already kind of almost melted the


canoe right okay it's just a green

canoe right okay it's just a green paradise it's so beautiful and coming to

paradise it's so beautiful and coming to this is the house here yeah okay awesome

this is the house here yeah okay awesome [Music]


Marshall : Take off your dress.

Lily : Take off the rest of your pants.

Marshall : Oh. Oh.

Lily : I really wasn't expecting that to happen.

Marshall : Yeah, me neither.

Marshall : It kind of complicates things, doesn't it? Yeah, it does.

Lily : Why did you have to throw your magnificent calves at me?

Lily : You know you have a punter's leg.

Marshall : Well, why did you have to throw your beautiful boobs at me?

Marshall : You know you have... Boobs.

Lily : Just admit it, you came here trying to seduce me.

Marshall : Seduce you? You seduced me.

Lily : You sat down next to me and took most of your pants off.

Marshall : You went to san francisco for three months.

Lily : How is that seducing you?

Marshall : Well, it's not but I'm still mad about it.

Lily : All right, that's it... I want the beatles anthology.

Marshall : Oh, well, that's too bad; I'm keeping it.

Marshall : And you know the u2 box set I gave you?

Marshall : Look inside... All dave matthews.

Lily : You are evil.

The waitress taking a photo : Smile.


Definitely not past sleeping together. Warning signs were there.

Penny : This is really on you.

My God, I though you were my friend!

l don't think that was helpful.

Howard : Hi, Bernie, it's me again. Please call me back.

Dude, I'm so sorry.

It's not your fauIt, it's mine. l did all that stuff, not you.

Leonard : Actually, you did do one of them together.


Penny : and all she did was help out another scientist,

Penny : I'm thinking you might have to let this one go.

Ugh, "let it go."

Sheldon : I have heard that my whole life.

Sheldon : Every time something upsets me somebody says, "let it go,"

Sheldon : you know, like it's my fault,

Sheldon : and it's not okay to feel the way I feel.

sighs I don't know what to tell you.


It's tea-colored, right?


alright the reason we're here is that

alright the reason we're here is that

alright the reason we're here is that this is actually a magic Academy which

this is actually a magic Academy which

this is actually a magic Academy which is in 4th village if you want to enter

is in 4th village if you want to enter

is in 4th village if you want to enter our magic Marvin's magic Academy check

our magic Marvin's magic Academy check

our magic Marvin's magic Academy check it out guys I am now a professional

it out guys I am now a professional

it out guys I am now a professional magician absolutely something we're

magician absolutely something we're

magician absolutely something we're gonna see a spoon bending trick never


Well, all right, then.

Penny : Sheldon? What are you doing?


Penny : about a killer gorilla.

Penny : After I did it, I felt so ashamed.

Penny : Thankfully, that thing never came out.

Sheldon : I've seen that.


And who better to provide that than a sculptor.

So, plates, paper.

Beckett : There's only one missing ingredient.

Castle & Beckett : I know who the killer is.

Beckett : Let's go.

Come on! Hurry up!

Kitty : Get the plates. The plates!

Beckett : Going somewhere?


types of Battuta they have here

types of Battuta they have here unfortunately no duck I love duck but on

unfortunately no duck I love duck but on top of the steamed chicken you see a

top of the steamed chicken you see a

top of the steamed chicken you see a little bits of chillies ginger garlic

little bits of chillies ginger garlic

little bits of chillies ginger garlic there's Tim working here I smell curry

there's Tim working here I smell curry

there's Tim working here I smell curry so a lot of different videos went into

so a lot of different videos went into

so a lot of different videos went into the Batu - and this is really good dish

the Batu - and this is really good dish

the Batu - and this is really good dish to go with rice because you've got all

to go with rice because you've got all

to go with rice because you've got all that delicious spice and seasoning that

that delicious spice and seasoning that

that delicious spice and seasoning that makes up this elegant gravy that you can

makes up this elegant gravy that you can put on your rice and make your rice

put on your rice and make your rice

put on your rice and make your rice fantastic that should give me thumb of


It almost has a crunch to it.

And then look at this here, guys.

We've got beautiful uni sea urchin.

They just give you a few pieces per urchin.

That's why it's so expensive.

Mmm, oh.

Oh, that one is a bit stronger.

It has a bit of a metallic, buttery flavor.

And oceany.

I see why the fancy sushi restaurants

are more expensive 'cause this one

definitely has a bit of an oceany-ness

and a metallic hit to it,

but it's still buttery and enjoyable.

After slurping down an oyster


- [Papa] What was that?

- [Bryan] Is there something in there?

- [Ollie\\} What?

rattling

- [Papa] I think it's stuck in there.


little canvas yeah yeah paint well boy

little canvas yeah yeah paint well boy keep it in line keep it in the line boy

keep it in line keep it in the line boy

keep it in line keep it in the line boy get work painting

get work painting

get work painting Cain you know what I've learned about

Cain you know what I've learned about

Cain you know what I've learned about Hawaii it's beautiful

Hawaii it's beautiful

Hawaii it's beautiful I personally would find it very

I personally would find it very

I personally would find it very difficult to be unhappy in Hawaii now I

difficult to be unhappy in Hawaii now I

difficult to be unhappy in Hawaii now I know if you live here there's probably

know if you live here there's probably

know if you live here there's probably millions of reasons you could be unhappy

millions of reasons you could be unhappy maybe you know it's expensive to live

maybe you know it's expensive to live

maybe you know it's expensive to live here so financially it could be

here so financially it could be

here so financially it could be difficult but spiritually as just

difficult but spiritually as just

difficult but spiritually as just motivating and inspiring this land

motivating and inspiring this land

motivating and inspiring this land brings meat up it lifts me up that look

brings meat up it lifts me up that look

brings meat up it lifts me up that look at that this to me it is true paradise


mean something that good at like it's

mean something that good at like it's just so good

just so good

just so good like killjoys is a bit of fun um the

like killjoys is a bit of fun um the

like killjoys is a bit of fun um the other one you know the five and renews

other one you know the five and renews

other one you know the five and renews their memory the Android can take your

their memory the Android can take your

their memory the Android can take your name right now that's alright you know

name right now that's alright you know

name right now that's alright you know Stargate is actually coming back in 2018


And then look here, yak meat burger.

I don't think that's a burger.

I think that is actually just beef on the bottom of a pan

with bread on top.

Spicy, we'll see what flavor it is.

Oh yeah, tsamba with yak meat.

So tsamba is Tibetan Highland barley flour and

Suyo which is yak butter

mixed together with yak meat jam.

Wow, we'll have to try that out.

We're gonna get a yak tongue.


That-That's okay. I can infer from context.

Hey, Raj, you wanna see a new magic trick I been working on?

Eh, Howard.

Sheldon : If I may interject here with a piece of friendly advice.

Sheldon : Is working on magic tricks, really how you want to spend your time?

Uh, granted, you're just an engineer, but...

Sheldon : That doesn't mean you might not someday build a geegaw

Sheldon : or a thingamabob that

that may get you a "thank you" in someone else's Nobel Prize acceptance speech.

Raj : Is the trick making him disappear?

Raj : Sure, let's see it.

Sheldon : Here. Shuffle these.

Priya : Okay.

Howard : Now spread them out on the table. Face down.

Howard : Pick one. Look at it.

Priya : Okay.

Howard : Now remember your card. Put it back in the deck.

Sheldon : Is it any wonder he doesn't have a doctorate?

Now remind me, what's your birthday?

Raj : October sixth.

Howard : Okay, October is the tenth month.

So 10-- one plus zero is one plus six is seven.

Howard : Turn over the seventh card.

Raj : How about that!

But, is that your card?


Monica : And got you this little plastic Navy ship! So it's a boy bath.


Mark speaks in foreign language

- Actually, this is like an entire little market here.

Oh, there's like a, a bunch of different food

that you can choose from.

people speaks in foreign language

A bubbling vat of cow feet, just bubbling away,


Ross : The small one.

Rachel : You actually thought that basket was going to get you the apartment?

Someone sent us a basket at work, and people went crazy over those muffins.

Ross : It was the best day.

Chandler : Your work makes me sad.

Ross : Oh, man, I want that place so much!

And I was so sure that was going to work.

There's 12 bucks I'll never see again.

We'd better go if we want to catch that movie.

Bye.

Phoebe : Bye, Chandler. I miss you already.

Did you see that? The inappropriate, and the pinching?


...you'd be staring at the end of a hissy fit.

Saffron makes all the difference.

-Okay. Monica? -Yes.

Chandler : -Yes, she is. -Hi, this is my friend Rachel.

-Hi, I'm Dr. Mitchell. -And I'm Dr. Rosen.

I'm okay here.

Actually, that's all right. You can take your break.

No, this is why I became a doctor. Ankles and stuff like that.

-Aren't you too cute to be a doctor? -Excuse me?

God, young, young. I meant young. Young to be a doctor. Good, Rach.


House : Why aren't you guys in my office?

Why are you in the building?

It's 8 : 00 in the morning.

House : Where's Chase?

He's not here because it's 8 : 00 in the morning.

Sixteen-year-old girl, high fever, vomiting, bloodshot eyes.

Taub : Wow, the case of the really bad flu.

House : Hmm. Let me see. Did I leave anything out?

House : Oh, yeah. The smallpox.


performed Harlem shakes and they have done interviews about performing Harlem shakes

and they have draw my life videos.

Some of you guys will remember, a few years ago,

I created this idea of a Friendliest Friend

and I created a T-Shirt

and then a song

and then I started singing that "Good morning again Friendliest Friends" to my kids

and then I started calling you guys Friendliest Friends

and then I even set up a YouTube channel called Friendliest Friends.

If you remember when I set it up I said I had kinda bigger plans

for what I wanted to do with Friendliest Friends.

But wait

don't skip ahead

there's more to the story before we get to that part.

J : When I became a dad

I didn't realise how much I would enjoy

being a dad, it is like

probably the best thing I've ever done

it's so much fun, just playing with them, watching their little minds


Nieman : You'll never prove that I was at those docks. Or some marina.

Nieman : Because I wasn't.

Nieman : Besides, what possible motive would I have for killing anyone?

Nieman : I've dated lawyers.

Nieman : I know that if you don't charge me, I can leave.


Esposito : Give us the stats. Was she the sexy, curvy,

- lingerie-type that you could just... - Or the toned and tanned,

Ryan : - bikini-wearing type? She's more like the,

Beckett : "I'm totally psyched I just got my driver's license" type.

Castle : Okay, you know what? You two so need to evolve,

Castle : because that little girl you're talking about like a piece of meat,

that's somebody's daughter, all right?

Castle : - She's somebody's baby-sitter. - You guys, CSU matched a print

Beckett : - off the memory card packaging. Will James.

Ryan : Real charm-boy. On probation for domestic assault.

Ryan : - A couple of restraining orders. - Sounds like our guy.

Beckett : Will James, NYPD.

Esposito : We're all clear.

Ryan : - Yeah, clear in here, too. - You guys. Look what I found.

Beckett : - Jenna's comp card. - Comp card?

Beckett : Yeah, agencies use it to get models work.

Castle : A single comp card? That's not very stalker-y.

Castle : Where's the big, creepy wall of Jenna?

Beckett. - Yeah?

Ryan : I think I got something. A camera with a telephoto lens.


Joey : I can't believe it's Christmas already.

One day you're eating turkey, the next thing you know...

...lords are a-leaping and geese are a-laying.

Chandler : Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.

Ross : Hey, guys.

Ross : Hey, Rach.

Ross : I got you a little present.

Ross : I'll open it.


Sheldon : Consequently, if Amy and I choose


Castle : The guy is guilty of a murder he can't remember.

Castle : That just sucks. I mean, if you're gonna kill someone,

Castle : get caught, spend the rest of your life in prison,

Castle : at least you have the satisfaction of knowing why you did it.

Castle : Hatred. Revenge.

Castle : Hell, maybe he even cut you off on the highway.

Castle : But Jeremy won't even have that, even if we do find motive,

Castle : because he won't remember why it meant anything to him.

Beckett : I'm with you, Castle. It sucks.

Castle : - So, what next? - We submit the paperwork to the DA.

Castle : - But the DA will need motive, right? - Nope. Evidence speaks.

Beckett : - Smoking gun. - Don't you want to know why he did it?

Beckett : Yeah, but the truth is, is that we don't need it.

Castle : The DA doesn't need it. But you and me?

Castle : I know I couldn't sleep last night, could you?

Castle : There's got to be an answer here.

Castle : Something in his life that makes it all make sense.


Lily : You can do whatever you set your mind to.

Lily : In fact, you've inspired me.

Lily : I'm going to stop biting my nails.


Ted : All right.

Ted : Wish me luck.

Now kids, remember how I told you about a girl named Cindy?

How I went on one date and it ended...

Barney : - Get out. - badly?


oh yeah fireball has a kick to it that's for sure

for sure

for sure but that chicken curry is also really

but that chicken curry is also really

but that chicken curry is also really good and additionally with the chili

good and additionally with the chili

good and additionally with the chili from that fireball it's in a pickle

from that fireball it's in a pickle

from that fireball it's in a pickle which is a little bit sour and it has

which is a little bit sour and it has

which is a little bit sour and it has the bamboo shoots it's like a little bit

the bamboo shoots it's like a little bit sour and a little bit mustard Eid is

sour and a little bit mustard Eid is

sour and a little bit mustard Eid is there mustard seed in there or oh oh

pick it up okay okay I got the okay to

pick it up okay okay I got the okay to

pick it up okay okay I got the okay to pick up the rib with my finger so this

pick up the rib with my finger so this

pick up the rib with my finger so this is the pork rib it is dark and it looks

is the pork rib it is dark and it looks

is the pork rib it is dark and it looks really tender and yeah it just looks

really tender and yeah it just looks

really tender and yeah it just looks like it has a caramelized edge around it


Housekeeper : The Waltham residence.

Is this Emily's parents' house?

Housekeeper : This is the housekeeper speaking.

And, by the way, that is not how one addresses a person on the telephone.

Housekeeper : First one identifies oneself...

Housekeeper : ...and then asks for the person with whom one wishes to speak.

Emily : What are you saying?

Housekeeper : Now, let us try that again, shall we?