Burke : It's test day and I'm not supposed to talk about the wedding on test day,

- but tomorrow is our wedding day... - You have five seconds. Go.

Burke : Bill Adams can't make it. I have no best man.


Esposito : Wait, Crowne? That was the family that Shaw tried to murder 20 years ago.

Ryan : Yeah, I looked into them.

Ryan : Warren and Alice Crowne were the parents.

They had a nine-year-old boy named Victor.

Ryan : What's worse, after surviving Shaw's attacks,

Ryan : they were killed in a freak skiing avalanche

Ryan : - and Victor became an orphan. - Poor kid.

Ryan : Well, yes and no.

Ryan : They were billionaires. Victor stood to inherit the entire fortune.

Castle : Are you kidding me?

Castle : Guys, tell me you're seeing this.

Castle : A targeted orphan standing to inherit an empire

in the center of a religious Armageddon plot?

Castle : Hello, it's The Omen.

Castle : Shaw believed that Victor Crowne was the Antichrist.

The... As in...


Beckett : Castle and I will go to his place of work and see what they know there.

RYAN : Right.


Sheldon : I wonder how he'd feel

Sheldon : about taking the smaller bedroom.

Sheldon : Hey. Hey.

Bernadette : You know who would be the perfect roommate?

Sheldon : Gandalf, but he's a smoker.

Bernadette : Stuart.

Bernadette : He's been living with us for a while now.

Bernadette : I'm sure he'd love to get us out of his hair.

Stuart : Nope, couldn't be happier.

Bernadette : Well, Sheldon's looking for a...

Stuart : Nope.

Bernadette : He'll think about it. No I won't!

Raj : Have you seen this Archie comic?

Raj : It's actually Archie versus Predator.

Howard : How could Archie defeat Predator?

Raj : I don't know.

Raj : Maybe Jughead's a Terminator.

Sheldon : Hey. Hey, Stuart.


of salsa for my next bite.


Howard : I have an idea.

Howard : What if we put a post on Craigslist that says :

"World-class Caltech physicist seeking girlfriend.

"If interested,

Howard : solve the following puzzles for a chance to meet him."

Sheldon : Oh, we'll make the puzzles extremely challenging

Sheldon : to eliminate unworthy candidates.

Raj : Oh, we could set it up like a scavenger hunt where

Raj : the last puzzle gives the winner Sheldon's contact information.

Howard : Well, this is actually an interesting social experiment.

Raj : I'm a little jealous of the people who get to do it.

Howard : Me, too.

Howard : And we've seen the prize.

Leonard : I don't understand why we're leaving so early for the movie.

Penny : Oh, I forgot to tell you... we're gonna meet up

Penny : with Bernadette to spy on Amy and her date.

Sheldon : What?

Leonard : I don't want to do that.

Penny : What, and you think I want to see a documentary

about aluminum can recycling?

Leonard : This is the movie

Leonard : Big Soda doesn't want you to see.

Penny : No, it's the movie your wife doesn't want you to see.

Leonard : So you're actually okay

Leonard : with invading your friend's privacy?

Penny : You're not curious who she's out with?


-l was here, putting our child to sleep-- -Emma.

When l looked through the window and saw you kissing a guy...

...you've known for what, a week?

God, is that what this is all about? You bring her up here to get back at me?

No, actually, see, l had to pee because l can't use public bathrooms...

-...because of the doody parasites. -Okay, Michelle, it's time to go.

Michelle : -Well, call me. -Okay.


where he's making a variety of kebabs.

There's fish, there's something called a gray partridge,

which I wanna try, and then he has a variety of kebabs.

Some of which are fish an chicken and yes, wow,

oh they're right off the grill.

Okay, I think we're gonna go take a boat ride first

before we lose the light before we eat.

energetic music

This will be first for me,


Marcel, come here. Come here. Come here.

Ross : Well, buddy...

Ross : ...this is it.

Just a couple of things I wanted to say.

Ross : I'm really gonna miss you.

You know, I'm never gonna forget about you.

Ross : You've been more than just a pet to me.

Ross : You've been more like a Okay. Marcel.

Would you leave my leg alone?

Would you stop humping me for two seconds?

Okay, would you just take him away? Just take him.

Actor : Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand...

Actor : ...that I might touch thy cheek.

Casting Director No. 1 : -That's fine. Thank you. -Next.

Joey : I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio.

-Name? -Holden McGroin.


Sheldon : She gave it to my sister about her boyfriend,

Sheldon : my brother about his girlfriend,

Sheldon : my father about his girlfriend.

Sheldon : That one had some un-Christian words in it.

Amy : Well, she likes me.

Amy : You know, there's a chance she might be okay with it.

Sheldon : Eh, I don't know.

Sheldon : I am her precious little boy.

And you did take my flower.

Penny : Do boys have flowers?

Leonard : Who knows what he has down there.

Sheldon : Mm.

Sheldon : Anyway...

Mary : Thank you, God, for the food we are about to receive

Mary : and for the nourishment of our bodies

Mary : and bless the hands that prepared it.

Mary : Amen.

Sheldon : Given that your hands prepared it,

Sheldon : isn't that a little self-serving?

Mary : You start changing the words to the prayers,

Mary : next thing you know, you're in a church with a guitar.

Amy : Thank you for cooking, it looks delicious.


The objective is to give correct answers.

Sheldon : If I know them, why shouldn't I give them?

Howard : Some of us might have the correct answers too.

Sheldon : - Please. You don't even have a Ph.D. - All right, that's it.


the market is now starting to pick up as it gets later into the afternoon it's

it gets later into the afternoon it's

it gets later into the afternoon it's about 4 : 30 p.m. right now we got here

about 4 : 30 p.m. right now we got here

about 4 : 30 p.m. right now we got here pretty early but we're gonna walk down

pretty early but we're gonna walk down

pretty early but we're gonna walk down down one of these toys there is a famous

down one of these toys there is a famous place that that sells condom crook which

place that that sells condom crook which are the griddlecakes coconut

are the griddlecakes coconut

are the griddlecakes coconut griddlecakes

[Music]

this is one of the bigger and more

this is one of the bigger and more

this is one of the bigger and more well-known spots to cut them crow in

well-known spots to cut them crow in

well-known spots to cut them crow in Vega you'll find you'll find cut um

Vega you'll find you'll find cut um

Vega you'll find you'll find cut um crook the coconut griddlecakes

crook the coconut griddlecakes

crook the coconut griddlecakes all over Bangkok but this one is a

all over Bangkok but this one is a

all over Bangkok but this one is a pretty grand stall just from the sign

pretty grand stall just from the sign

pretty grand stall just from the sign and they have how many griddles that

and they have how many griddles that

and they have how many griddles that they going they have eight griddles

they going they have eight griddles

they going they have eight griddles going on so it's a mixture of rice flour

going on so it's a mixture of rice flour with coconut milk and she pours in the

with coconut milk and she pours in the

with coconut milk and she pours in the batter and lets it cook and then they


- Yeah.

You can not only taste the coconut

but you can feel the grated coconut.

Oh and that sour squeeze of lime

that also enhances everything.

Scoop out the salted egg.

For the fish, I believe it's like a mackerel.


Mmm, yeah it does have that kind of like,

fruity, acidic touch from the pineapple,

but like with all good bowls of noodles,

it's time to season.

I'm gonna go in first for some chili vinegar.

Oh this is some thick and hearty chili vinegar.

Oh that looks fantastic, and then of course,

you gotta go in for the chili flakes.


[Music]

[Music]

[Music] now we'll go probably to the


Nurse : The doctor'll be here in a minute to do your sonogram.

Okay.

Rachel : Oh, man, I swear, if they sold these at Pottery Barn..

-Hi. -Hi.


Leonard : That was a big milestone for me.

Sheldon : Oh, speaking of personal growth,

Sheldon : I recently tried eating Swiss chard.

Sheldon : You know, I didn't swallow it, but Amy said it counted.


Meaning?

Cuddy sitting Behind Her Desk : I told you, I'm busy.

House : No, you told me you were supposed to be busy 20 minutes ago.

House : But you were obviously able to put them off then,

House : there's no reason you can't put them off now.

How about I wanted to then and now I don't?

Cuddy : Get your finger off my phone.

House : We obviously have something we need to discuss.

Cuddy : Now is not a good time. If you're mad

House : because you don't feel you're getting

House : the necessary amount of affection,

House : all you have to do is ask.

Cuddy getting Pissed : Seriously, not now.

House : If memory serves,

House : I enjoyed a healthy Sunday brunch, so your insinuation...

House : Ow! What is your problem?

Cuddy mad : You! You are my problem.

Cuddy mad : You are the most selfish, self-centered son of a bitch

Cuddy mad : on the face of the planet.

Cuddy mad : And I'm sick of it.

Cuddy mad : I'm just done.

Cuddy mad : I can't deal with you anymore.


Customer : -Who is it? -It's your office.

Customer : -Do you know who at my office? -John.

Customer : Oh, John! Great!

Phoebe : -There he is. -Hi. Okay.

There was a mix-up at the store.

The ring you have was supposed to be held for me.

I'm gonna need to have that back.

In exchange, I'm willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring.

Phoebe : Wow, I would trade.

It is beautiful, but I'm gonna use this one. Excuse me.

Chandler : This is my fiancee, and her heart was set on that ring.

Do you want to break her heart?

Phoebe : Yeah. Do you want to break a dying woman's heart?

You're dying?

Yeah, she's dying...

Chandler : of a cough, apparently.

It's my dying wish to have that ring. If I'm not buried with it...


Penny : What is the truth?

Sheldon : My Mr. Spock doll came to me in a dream and forced me to open it.

Sheldon : And when the toy broke, l switched it for yours.

Sheldon : Later, he encouraged me to do the right thing and I defied him.

Sheldon : And then I was attacked by a Gorn.

- Okay, that I believe. - Mm.

Sheldon : Leonard, Penny, l want you both to know...

Sheldon : ...that I regret my actions towards the two of you. That's a lie.

So is that one mine?

Raj : - Yes. - Well, hand it over so I can open it.

Penny : Okay.


Beckett : Our murder investigation.

Castle : - No, I know. - Where did you see her?

Castle : - Uh, my apartment. - What?

Castle : When I came home last night,

Castle : she was in my hall, and somebody had beaten her up.

Beckett : And you didn't think to call me?

Castle : Well, I took her to the hospital and the night kind of

Castle : got away from me, and then I came here,

Castle : you know, to surprise you. Like... Like I do.

Beckett : We're not done talking about this.

Montgomery : - Esposito! - Yeah.

Beckett : - Have surveillance pull in Knox. - On it.

Whoa. You had Knox under surveillance?

Castle : You didn't tell me?

Beckett : At least I didn't go out on a date with him.

Castle : - It wasn't a date. - Really?

Esposito : Trouble. Knox's apartment is empty.

Esposito : He must've slipped out during the night.

Scarlett. I left her at Saint Vincent's Hospital.


a beautiful little fish oh my gosh make

a beautiful little fish oh my gosh make sure you get a fish dish the outside

sure you get a fish dish the outside

sure you get a fish dish the outside shell they bread it isn't fried it again

shell they bread it isn't fried it again it's miss city miss continue for a

it's miss city miss continue for a

it's miss city miss continue for a little bit so it's nice crunchy is as it

little bit so it's nice crunchy is as it probably was when it first came on the

probably was when it first came on the

probably was when it first came on the prior to meet ever so delicate a little

prior to meet ever so delicate a little

prior to meet ever so delicate a little bitty bulge don't worry about that when

bitty bulge don't worry about that when

bitty bulge don't worry about that when they throw I judge you can chew that

they throw I judge you can chew that

they throw I judge you can chew that barrier but what's great about this is

barrier but what's great about this is

barrier but what's great about this is the flavor from the outside completely

the flavor from the outside completely

the flavor from the outside completely seeped into the fish look at the chilies

seeped into the fish look at the chilies and the spices and all that great

and the spices and all that great

and the spices and all that great breading on the outside is Lois our game

there's nothing like one to a fish

there's nothing like one to a fish

there's nothing like one to a fish market buying the seafood directly

market buying the seafood directly

market buying the seafood directly having someone cooking for you

having someone cooking for you

having someone cooking for you and you eating it right away the

and you eating it right away the

and you eating it right away the freshness the texture is unbelievable

freshness the texture is unbelievable

freshness the texture is unbelievable now imagine all that in a country where

now imagine all that in a country where

now imagine all that in a country where but there are wizards and using spices

but there are wizards and using spices

but there are wizards and using spices the seafood just becomes exponentially


Arthur : I can't catch a break today.

Penny : We'll pack up your stuff, meet you at the hospital.

Leonard : Sorry things turned out this way.

Well, at this point, I'm just glad someone's carrying me down the stairs.


Robin : Mrs. Penguin.

Robin : Oh, God, silly penguins, acting all fancy.

Robin : What were we talking about?

Marshall looking out the window : Uh-oh. Looks like we got a taker.

Marshall looking out the window : Oh, come on, dude.

Marshall looking out the window : You know you want to

Marshall looking out the window : A guy like you, beard, no mustache.

Marshall looking out the window : You're exactly the kind of guy who could use a sweet barrel.

Marshall looking out the window : Do it.

Marshall looking out the window : No. No. That's not a fire hydrant!

Barney : What... For shame, Sir. For shame!


Ted from 2030 : Lily was getting desperate.

Lily : Painting for sale!

Lily : $500!

Lily : Lifelong dream hanging in the balance!

Lily : It's like

Lily : They don't even see us.

Man : Yeah, we're dirt to them.

Man : What do you need money for?

Lily : Oh, I'm trying to fix the hardwood floors

Lily : In my new apartment.

Lily : You?

Man : Heroin.

Barney : Oh.

Lily : Do you like heroin?

Marshall : Love it.

Man : In fact, if you sell that,

Man : I'm going to take your money and go buy some more heroin.

Lily : Thanks for your honesty, crazy sock guy.

Lily : Oh, I'm never gonna sell this...

Man : It's not very good.

Ted from 2030 : And just as she was about to lose all hope,

Ted from 2030 : Something amazing happened.


- I'm getting dizzy, Bryan, I'm getting dizzy.

- [Bryan] Look at Finn chilling on the board.

- Ah! Oh my god, oh my god.

Bryan, catch, catch.

- What does she want me to do?

She asked to go out there,

and now she's freaking out.

I was playing in this lake last year with her.

If you guys haven't seen those videos,

I'll put a link in the I-card

so you can check it out,

but yeah.

I'm not going out there this year.

lively, energetic music

Hey, Ollie, is Bailey your camping buddy?

You guys are camping buddies?

- [Bailey] Yeah.

Where the trash can?

- Bryan] I don't know, I'll throw it away.


Oh, you guys just got a new place.

How many bedrooms

Is it?

I would love

To have an extra bedroom,

Because I would put a stairmaster in there.

But you guts should get a convertible sofa.

Or a futon. Futons are great.

Or what about one of those

Murphy beds?

Who invented the murphy bed?

Was it a guy named murphy?

Oh, my god.

Do you guys remember that show murphy brown?

That was a funny show.

She had a new assistant every episode.

And it was like a half an hour

Before I realized he wasn't even on the phone anymore!

Isn't that hysterical?

Two! It's two bedrooms!

Hey, do you guys like cannolis?

Because I know this place and it's in the south bronx

And you wouldn't expect it,

But they have the best cannolis in town.

And just like that, the illusion was shattered.

Wow.

She just never shuts up, does she?

She didn't stop to swallow her food.

I was scared for her.

I didn't want her to choke.


Phoebe : Could I get a copy of that? Carol threw it out. She lost ours.

She's such a scatterbrain. But, man, what a hot piece of ass.


I have a comb.

- What is that? - A mustache comb.

Richard : Thank you.

Okay, I will do your laundry for one month.

I will, I will, I will...

Rachel : I will clean the apartment for two months.

Monica : I'll give this to you now, if you tell me where we keep the dustpan.

Ross : So were you in Nam?

We are both adults here. We must got some way to solve this.

- Rock, paper, scissors? - Gotcha.

Rachel And Monica : One, two, three.


6x10 - Blitzgiving 1.00 . : : www.sous-titres.eu : : .

Kids, you remember Zoey.

Ted from 2030 : For the last two months, she'd been making my life hell.

Zoey : Thanks, guys! Last night was amazing!

Lily : The Gentleman!

Lily : The Gentle...

How could you?

Ted : My best friends in the world,

Ted : hang out with my mortal enemy,

Ted : then let her sleep in the tub where I clean myself!

Lily : Sorry, Ted. We can explain.

Lily : - After you Blitzed out last night... - I'm not "The Blitz"!

Lily : My God.

Lily : That's Zoey!

Lily : That's Ted's enemy.

Lily : Which means she's our enemy.

Lily : Let's take this bitch down.

Lily : Who's got your back? Now let's have dinner!

Ted : Finish the story, Red.

Lily : Okay, well, we all started brainstorming

Lily : ways to mess with her.

Lily : There were a lot of different ideas.

Barney : And then I'm just gonna leave her there...

butt-naked, covered in candle wax,

Barney : tied to the bed.


Vikram : Don't lie to us. we were watching. You didn't follow instructions.

Sam : Yes, I did. I went straight to the place in the Bronx.

By the Third Avenue Bridge.

Sam : Just like the guy from Panama said.

Beckett : Did you see anything?

No. No, I stayed in the truck Iike I was told.

Vikram : Who's the guy in Panama?

Beckett : I don't know.

Beckett : I know what you're thinking, Sam.

You're thinking I'm not gonna kill you,

Beckett : and you are right.

Beckett : But you've been running drugs,

Beckett : and that means the NYPD can seize everything in your life.

You want your kids to Iive out of a cardboard box?

'Cause that's what's gonna happen.

Sam : I don't know any names.

They pay me not to ask questions.

Sam : Don't involve my family. I didn't have a choice.

Vikram : I think he's telling the truth.

AII right, Sam, here's what's gonna happen.

Beckett : I'm not going to arrest you.

But ifyou get another delivery, you call this number.

Sam : No, no, no. I can't. They'll kill me.

Vikram : They might. But if I arrest you, they definitely will.

And telling them about this conversation

Vikram : guarantees that your whole family will be wiped out.

Sam : I won't say a word.

Castle : - I promise. - Good.

Beckett : Now where exactly is the warehouse

Beckett : full of heroin?


that a joke

that a joke no no can try your hair cut my hair

no no can try your hair cut my hair

no no can try your hair cut my hair doesn't do that look what I go yes you

doesn't do that look what I go yes you

doesn't do that look what I go yes you don't have long hair ha ha I think I


knocking Amy.

knocking Amy?

Amy : That's Sheldon.

You're kidding! How's my hair?


Another signature dish, is a polenta.

It's a giant scallop.

That blend of spices is amazing in there.

- [David] Very bad.

- [Mark] What is that, foie gras?


music playing

All right, guys, just like that

we're warping back to Los Angeles.

Two flights, all-night flights,

getting here to beat Angelo and his family back to their house.

We got one more surprise for Angelo,

and one more big surprise for the whole family.

We're just waiting on the wheelchair guy.

He's dropping off this state-of-the-art wheelchair.

It's got an electric motor in it.

It looks like a race car.

Push the button and it drives.

We're under the gun for time, still.

It's still an amazing time crunch.

music playing

âª I'm floating âª

âª In outer space âª

Roman : All right, this is crunch time.


Barney : ...dary.

Barney : And, um, would you happen to know

Barney : what that young man's name was?

Ted : No.

Guard : But I could, uh, check the files.

Marshall : Thank you.

George : Now, Arthur, your turn.

George : I just sang three songs.

George : Now you-you do your part from Guys and Dolls.

Arthur : Take your seats, everyone.

Arthur : The show's about to start.

Arthur : Douche.


- Actual shop is called Bah-hel Falooda.

- Bah-hel? - Bah-hel Falooda,

very famous in Mardan.


GREG : - The boy or the girl? - Greg...


Beckett : And I couldn't take that shot.

Beckett : What if I wanted him to get away? Wanted him to go through with this?

Beckett : Then what does that make me?

Beckett : Is there anything new?

Gates : Nothing yet on McManus,

Gates : but a search of his room turned up wires, detonator, traces of C-4.


Vaughn charm has already been prepped on the table

the table

the table kimchi from radish onions salad and

kimchi from radish onions salad and

kimchi from radish onions salad and chili pepper well I'm going for is its

chili pepper well I'm going for is its

chili pepper well I'm going for is its peak all be right here I can already

peak all be right here I can already

peak all be right here I can already tell this this thing is from a dinosaur

tell this this thing is from a dinosaur

tell this this thing is from a dinosaur that's how big it is and they offer it

that's how big it is and they offer it

that's how big it is and they offer it in two different sizes large or medium

in two different sizes large or medium

in two different sizes large or medium unfortunately I try to order the large

unfortunately I try to order the large

unfortunately I try to order the large rid and they were sold out but

rid and they were sold out but

rid and they were sold out but supposedly the medium one is fairly big

supposedly the medium one is fairly big

supposedly the medium one is fairly big as well and I think my rib is being

as well and I think my rib is being

as well and I think my rib is being cooked because there's some crazy

cooked because there's some crazy

cooked because there's some crazy garlicky wonderful aroma floating in

garlicky wonderful aroma floating in

garlicky wonderful aroma floating in from the kitchen oh my god seriously

from the kitchen oh my god seriously

from the kitchen oh my god seriously because because aroma is killing me

because because aroma is killing me

because because aroma is killing me right now

right now

right now somebody needs to bottle this stuff so

somebody needs to bottle this stuff so

somebody needs to bottle this stuff so hungry mouth is watering I'm like my

hungry mouth is watering I'm like my

hungry mouth is watering I'm like my eyes can't focus oh my goodness here is

eyes can't focus oh my goodness here is

eyes can't focus oh my goodness here is the ribs look at all that seasoning on

the ribs look at all that seasoning on

the ribs look at all that seasoning on top definitely a lot of garlic just look

top definitely a lot of garlic just look at this clicking with garlic and

at this clicking with garlic and

at this clicking with garlic and whatever other soft they have on this

whatever other soft they have on this

whatever other soft they have on this the smell just intoxicating I'm just

the smell just intoxicating I'm just

the smell just intoxicating I'm just getting shrunk off it just just film the

getting shrunk off it just just film the aroma add it up and get yourself a piece

aroma add it up and get yourself a piece full Appetit to me oh oh my love wow


to the deliciousness of the meal now we

to the deliciousness of the meal now we reach hard to the dessert Hut there's

reach hard to the dessert Hut there's

reach hard to the dessert Hut there's like a highway we just ate and now

like a highway we just ate and now

like a highway we just ate and now there's a high war we you know this is

there's a high war we you know this is

there's a high war we you know this is all the food that we brought on the boat

all the food that we brought on the boat we got some mangoes pineapples mango

we got some mangoes pineapples mango

we got some mangoes pineapples mango gopher my friend there's a little tarp

gopher my friend there's a little tarp

gopher my friend there's a little tarp hello sour the pineapples you said we

hello sour the pineapples you said we

hello sour the pineapples you said we really sweep strut that is handpicked by

really sweep strut that is handpicked by our captains yeah yeah the boat captain

our captains yeah yeah the boat captain

our captains yeah yeah the boat captain yeah so he seems he drives a bowl and he

yeah so he seems he drives a bowl and he picks pineapples yes what doesn't this

picks pineapples yes what doesn't this

picks pineapples yes what doesn't this guy do hmm

guy do hmm

guy do hmm right yeah oh heck yeah you know when

right yeah oh heck yeah you know when

right yeah oh heck yeah you know when you did that nice pineapple taste it

you did that nice pineapple taste it

you did that nice pineapple taste it just feels all your senses it kind of

just feels all your senses it kind of

just feels all your senses it kind of transport you to a beach on a tropical

transport you to a beach on a tropical

transport you to a beach on a tropical island that's kind of what feels I mean

island that's kind of what feels I mean

island that's kind of what feels I mean you buy this one a nation look at this


Ross : I think I finally figured out why we were having so much trouble lately.

Phoebe : - Oh, really? - Yeah. You know how I have you guys?

She doesn't have any close friends that are just hers.

But last week, she met this woman at the gym, Susan something.

Ross : And they really hit it off, and I think it's gonna make a difference.

So, Eric...

...what kind of photography do you do?

Eric : Oh, mostly fashion.

Eric : So there may be models here sometimes. I hope that's cool.


Chandler : Let's do it!


At any given moment, the brain has 14 billion neurons

MEREDITH : firing at a speed of 450 miles per hour.

MEREDITH : We don't have control over most of them.


Weiss : Here's to being the ass who can't be supportive.


And then look at this.

This is one of the seven moles from Oaxaca.

You have lots of tomatoes, tomatillos, onion and garlic.

I think it actually has some raisins

and sesame seeds as well.

Maybe some cinnamon and some cloves.

It's gonna be rich and delicious.

And also a bit of chocolate

so you can taste chocolate in there as well.

Let's try out some of this higaditos first.


And this is like, I think this is like the oiliness,

the pure richness level.

So we're gonna go extra rich.

Garlic, let's just go medium.

Green onion, get some.

Sliced pork, with for sure.

And then chili, let's just go spicy.

Noodle texture, firm.

And that is just gonna be perfect,

can't wait to try that out.

So look right there guys, that is the seating arrangement.

Hi, okay, thank you.

Wow, thank you.

Awesome, look at this guys,

you get your own little noodle booth,

so you just hand your noodle sheet

in here, we've got extra strong, extra rich

and a little bit extra spicy.

Extra pork and it's gonna be good.

Thank you, awesome.


Bernadette : I know they would-- they did it to Barbara Chen last year

Bernadette : when I told everyone she was pregnant.

Wait till I Snapchat that my friends might be working

Raj : on a top secret government project.


spent two days in oh no bananas amusing

spent two days in oh no bananas amusing that's what you call an organic banana

that's what you call an organic banana

that's what you call an organic banana you can tell because they're half of

you can tell because they're half of

you can tell because they're half of them are oh thank you Michael oh you

them are oh thank you Michael oh you

them are oh thank you Michael oh you want to toast toast half of them are


Watch this


Cuddy : Instead of being offended, I've been wondering if he's right.

Wilson : He's not. He never is,

Wilson : not when it's anything personal or human or...

Cuddy : No. He's always cold, he's always an ass, but he's very rarely just wrong.

Cuddy : I've read every bonding and attachment book there is.

Cuddy : I feel like I'm in prison at home. I feel like I'm free here.

Wilson : Parents make sacrifices.

Cuddy : I don't know if I want to.

Cuddy : I'm not proud of this. I feel terrible.

Cuddy : I feel like a failure.

Cuddy : But she deserves to be loved.

Cuddy : I don't know what to say.

Foreman : No plaques on the left hemisphere.

Taub : Or the right.

Kutner : Even magnified images of her hippocampal region. Nothing.

House : This is surprising.

Kutner : So, can we cancel the biopsy?


hi Sabri there I was coming down the


hi hi look at my leg that's poo that's

hi hi look at my leg that's poo that's come out of the nappy down the leg and

come out of the nappy down the leg and

come out of the nappy down the leg and dripped onto me guys unless he pooed on

dripped onto me guys unless he pooed on

dripped onto me guys unless he pooed on me I media come here and touch the poo

me I media come here and touch the poo

me I media come here and touch the poo she's just sitting there and she started

she's just sitting there and she started like making noises and I was like what I

like making noises and I was like what I put my hand in it they're talking


Cameron : I had to say yes because House wanted me to say no.

Cuddy : You think he was bluffing?

Cameron : I'm the new kid, he had to test me.

Cuddy : Don't get cute, don't engage him.

Cuddy : Do not play his games because you will lose.

Cameron : You hired me to do this job, let me do it.

House : Oh! I'm sorry, looks like you guys are in the middle of a conversation.


There's not? Gee, because it sure sounds like there should be.

Leslie : Any aspects of our sexual relationship, regarding your preferences...

Leslie : ...your idiosyncrasies, your performance, are protected by the inherent...

Leslie : - ...confidentiality of the bedroom. - That's all very comforting...

...but I'd like to get on my question now.

- Proceed. - We are entering the Physics Bowl...

Leonard : - ...and we need a fourth. - No, thanks.

I'm really busy with my like-sign dilepton supersymmetry search.

Dilepton shmylepton, we need you.

Sheldon : Sorry.

Howard : Well, we tried.

We'll just have to face Sheldon mano y mano y mano a mano.

Leslie : Wait, you're going up against Sheldon Cooper?

Raj : - Yes. - That arrogant, misogynistic...

Leslie : ...doorknob that told me I should abandon my work with high-energy particles...

...for laundry and childbearing?


EKG Tech to the ER stat.

Mark : She told you.

George : Uh...

Addison : Yeah.

Mark : You think I'd be a terrible father?

Oh, I don't... I don't... Are you...?

Callie : - OK, do you like kids? - I don't know.

Mark : Depends on how loud they are.

Callie : OK. Do you like your family?

Callie : I mean, are you a family kind of guy?

Mark : I don't really have a family.

Mark : - Derek was my family. - OK.

Callie : Well, what about birthdays and anniversaries?

- Do you remember those sorts of things? - No.

Mark : - I don't know. Sometimes. - Hmm.

- Isn't it the same with all men? - No.

Callie : Some men just like kids. To some men, family's everything.

Izzie : Right.

Mark : - And you know these men? - I do.


Oh yeah.

- That's the best part.

- That is awesome.

Anton laughs

Oh it's just like so creamy,

but it tastes almost like it's whipped a little bit.


She's got all these

Other great qualities.

She's smart. She's caring. She loves animals...

You know how to teach her a lesson? Buy her a parrot.

Oh, come on. I'm sorry that we told you, okay?

It's part of being in a relationship.

Eventually, you get used to these annoying little things

That bug you at first.

Yeah, I guess.

I mean, you got used to lily's loud chewing, right?


Classic green light.

Ted : Are you positive?

Oh, that is so fascinating.

Robin : So what happened?

Well, after 18 hours of surgery,

Robin's date : I closed, and, thankfully,

Robin's date : Both girls just celebrated their second birthday.

Robin : Wow. Gosh, separating conjoined twins,

Robin : That must be the most amazing feeling.

Robin's date : True, but now the parents don't know what to do

Robin's date : With their huge supply of four-legged overalls.

Robin : That is so funny.

Trudy : You're so funny.

Lily : Positive. They both want you bad.

Lily : It's a clearance sale and you're the boots, baby.

Lily : Oh, it's robin. Good luck.


House : If it comes back positive, put him on methotrexate.

Foreman : We ran some tests and the results point toward sarcoidosis.

Foreman : It makes the body's tissues swell up.

Foreman : It seems to have gone after Gabriel's skin and lungs and given him this fever.

Doctor.

Chase : We don't know what causes it.

But you're sure he has this one? We have a world-renowned doctor consulting.

Chase : - He's convinced this is sarcoidosis. - Is it treatable?

Very, actually. See, this is I.V. methotrexate. It's an anti-inflammatory.

It should make all the swelling go down and, uh, get you all better.

Stop.


It's kinda like we're also exploring, too.

I see Missy up there, too, looking for Finn.

- Okay, I'm about 200 feet away right now

and I still have no idea where he could be at.

I don't see anyone or anything.

They hid out in the woods.

- [Bryan] Got some rough terrain.

Alright.

My little ball on my compass turned into a bar

so I'm getting closer.

He's only about 100 feet.

Looks like he's up here but I don't see him anywhere.

Where is he gonna be?

Okay, it says Ollie is definitely nearby.


okay there's a poo in there okay

okay there's a poo in there okay stinker so somebody is starting school

stinker so somebody is starting school

stinker so somebody is starting school tomorrow year when the media are you

tomorrow year when the media are you

tomorrow year when the media are you ready are you ready yeah you going into


Monica : Good morning, tiger.

l'm making you a big breakfast, so you can keep up your strength for tonight.

Monica : You're gonna get me good and pregnant.

l've got nowhere to go this morning. l'm unemployed.

l don't know what l'm gonna do with my life.

Well, l just lost my erection.

No, l mean, what am l supposed to do with myself?

Monica : You're supposed to find your passion in life.

You can be whatever you want to be now. lt's exciting.

Yeah, but it's all so overwhelming. l don't know where to start.

Monica : Wait a second. l can help you with this.

Monica : You just need to be organized. We can make a list of your qualifications...

Monica : ...and categorize jobs by industry. There could be folders and files--

Chandler : Hey, this is where your hyper-organized pain-in-the-ass stuff pays off.

l know!

Monica : My erection is back!


All of a sudden, so much is happening.

Joey : I know. Ross is getting married.

Phoebe's making people.

-Everybody's doing stuff. -We just sit here.

If I died, people would know I was here...

...only by the ass print on this chair!

-What are we doing? -Wasting our lives.

I meant for lunch.

Chandler : We have to do something. Something huge!

Joey : We could climb Mt. Everest.

Chandler : Not something stupid. Something huge!

Joey : I saw an ad for this video.

People climb that thing every day. We could totally do that!

Chandler : Why not? I mean, it's just climbing.

-It's just steep! -Yeah.

We're going! It'd be nice to leave an ass print on Everest.

What's up?


Phoebe : I took her everywhere.

Phoebe : The Museum of Modern Art, Rockefeller Center...

...the Statue of Liberty.

Rachel : She's still with you?

Yes. I guess she hasn't seen everything yet.

Phoebe : Be right back. She has to go to the bathroom again.


Foreman : What's this?

- You think it's vegetation? - Yeah.

Foreman : The kind made of muscle that opens your heart valves.

Foreman : It's nothing. She's clean.

Cameron : It's good news.

Foreman : You don't show any signs of coronary artery disease.

Melinda : So what's next?

Foreman : Well, blood work to rule out infection, and then a heart surgical biopsy

Foreman : to rule out rejection.

But you don't think you're gonna rule out both things, do you?

No.

I'm gonna lose this heart, right?

Foreman : Hopefully we'll find the problem and fix it.

Foreman : - You'll keep your heart a long time. - How long?

Foreman : There could be drug breakthroughs that allow you to keep it for decades more.

Melinda : Yeah. That's the answer my cardiologist always gives me.

Melinda : I looked it up on the web. It's like five or 10 years, right?

Foreman : That's about the average.

Melinda : That's why I need to have a life.

Melinda : Why can't you convince my mom to let me go back to school?

Foreman : Melinda, you've got bigger worries right now than missing school.

Foreman : Until we figure out what's wrong with your heart,

Foreman : the safest place for you to be is right here.


Blonde girl arriving : Hello?

Penny exiting apartment : Oh, hey.

Hi. I just wanted to bring you a housewarming gift.


Burke : There was an interview that Eugene gave.

Burke : I saved it.

Burke : I taped it to my bathroom mirror.

Burke : He said that he wasn't the most talented student at music school.

Burke : But he said what he lacked in natural ability

Burke : he made up for in discipline.

Burke : He practiced.

Izzie : All the time.

Burke : All the time, he practiced.

Burke : I wasn't like you.

Burke : I wasn't the most talented student in school.

Burke : I wasn't the brightest.

Burke : But I was the best.

Cristina : You practiced.

Burke : I practiced.

And letting someone in

means abandoning the walls you've spent a lifetime building.

Derek : He was listless and hadn't eaten all day.

Oh, no. Let's have a look.

Of course the toughest sacrifices are the ones we don't see coming.

Derek : Hey.

Derek : Hey.

Meredith : - Is he sick again? - Yeah.

Izzie : - George! Hey. - Hey.

Izzie : - Oh, hi. - Hey.

George : So we spent the night at Callie's last night,

George : so we figured we'd just spend the night here.

Um, OK. So, um... you're back then just... for tonight?

George : Well, Callie's here for the night.

I'm, uh... I don't know.

George : It's my room, you know. I pay rent.

Izzie : Welcome home.

When we don't have time to come up with a strategy,

to pick a side or to measure the potential loss.

Addison : You would not believe the day I had.

Addison : I went out of my way to give a patient exactly what she wants,

Addison : only to have it explode in my face.

Addison : I mean, lawsuit, threats. Richard's pissed.

- Don't get me started about Alex Karev. - Get in the shower.

Cristina : - What? - Get in the shower with me.

Addison : - Honey, it's a very small shower. - You want to have hot sex?


just cannot indeed for I do it just

just cannot indeed for I do it just kidding actually I really couldn't tell

kidding actually I really couldn't tell

kidding actually I really couldn't tell the difference between those pieces of

the difference between those pieces of

the difference between those pieces of me


How's Suyin doing?

Zhang : She's strong. She'll be all right.

So, um, a bit of good news.

Beckett : I spoke with Immigration,

and in exchange for Suyin testifying against Mimi Tan,

Beckett : they are going to grant her asylum.

She's gonna be allowed to stay in the US, but free this time.

Zhang : Just as Henry wanted.

So, what are you gonna do now?

Beckett : I don't know.

Zhang : Pick up where I left off. Pick up the pieces.

Zhang : Try to find my balance.

Beckett : It's easier said than done.

Beckett : Good luck, Inspector.


[TOY BLARING MUSIC]

Oh, for God sakes.

[MUSIC STOPS]

Leonard : So you have childhood issues.

Leonard : We all have childhood issues.

Leonard : At some point, you just need to grow up and get past them.

TOY : Fire. Fire.

[LASER SOUND EFFECTS FIRING]

Leonard, let me handle this. Please?

-Fire, fire. -Look, let-- She--

[TOY CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]

[TOY STOPS]

Sheldon, please try and understand.

Look, Leonard and I are in a relationship and occasionally we're gonna fight.

But no matter what happens between us, we will always love you.

Right, Leonard?

Leonard : Always is a long time.

Leonard : Sure. Always.

Penny : You know, how about we buy you this robot and then we all go home?

Sheldon : I want that one.

Penny : Okay, you can have that one.

Leonard : Oh, come on. He's just gonna play with it twice...


George : What'd I do?

Meredith : How close a match for the liver is your guy to our John Doe?

George : Very. Same type, same size. Couldn't find a better match. Why?

Izzie : He's the chief's VIP, right?

Derek : Right.

Cristina : How much would you kill to be in on the transplant surgery?

George : You underestimate me.

George : I'm not a baby. I'm your colleague. You don't have to manipulate me.

George : If you want something, all you have to do is ask.

Izzie : We want you to go over Burke's head, to the chief.

George : Ask me something easier.

George : Sir.

Webber : - O'Malley. How's Mackie? - Fine.

George : Actually, that's what I want to talk to you about.


do your best blue uh hi guys I'll see

do your best blue uh hi guys I'll see you in a few months

you in a few months

you in a few months okay how about this

okay how about this

okay how about this oh yes I'm gonna close my eyes and

oh yes I'm gonna close my eyes and

oh yes I'm gonna close my eyes and pucker my lips and someone in this room

pucker my lips and someone in this room

pucker my lips and someone in this room is gonna kiss me that's fine well I'm


Chase : Probably not a good idea.

Masters : - Uh, he's right. - No, he's not.

House : Consider this me officially booting you out of the nest.

Chase : Just wanted to watch.

Masters : Do you even like me?

Why?

Masters : I put making friends and having relationships on hold

Masters : so I could concentrate on studying.

Masters : I always thought there'll be plenty of time for that in the future.

Masters : But now, when I do want them...

Masters : I can't even get a date to this charity event.

Masters : If I can't establish relationships in my personal life,

Masters : how will I ever do it with a patient?

Chase : Be honest with her.

Chase : But if it comes down to a choice

Chase : between the brutal truth and hope,

Chase : side with hope.


Why don't you go up on-stage. I'll get a picture of you doing the speech.


Jeremy : Can I see her?

We're getting some more images to check for masses or infections.

GROANING

Foreman : I'll increase your morphine.

Jeremy : Her hallucination.

Jeremy : If you knew what it was, would that make any difference?

Jeremy : Medically, I mean.

Foreman : Not usually.

Foreman : Some cases, the form of a hallucination can tell us

Foreman : what part of the brain is being hit.

Jeremy : I think it was about my dad.

Foreman : Your dad was breaking your arm?

Jeremy : He was a drunk, pill-popping racist.

Jeremy : He caught me sneaking into her house when we were 13.


Bernadette : into the Rhesus monkey lab.


"Buttons"?

Castle : You have a friend named "Buttons"? A human friend?


... chewing someone else 's gum.

Chandler : This is not my gum! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

And now you 're choking.

You all right?


these noodles are in fact modeled after

these noodles are in fact modeled after Dan needles the biggest difference you

Dan needles the biggest difference you

Dan needles the biggest difference you might notice between Ichiro's and

might notice between Ichiro's and

might notice between Ichiro's and traditional denim noodles is that are a

traditional denim noodles is that are a

traditional denim noodles is that are a lot of noodles in here and that is by

lot of noodles in here and that is by

lot of noodles in here and that is by design this is no more at the economic

design this is no more at the economic

design this is no more at the economic version of dan dan noodles because of

version of dan dan noodles because of

version of dan dan noodles because of how much noodles are in here people who

how much noodles are in here people who

how much noodles are in here people who are really poor they didn't have a lot

are really poor they didn't have a lot

are really poor they didn't have a lot of seedlings it didn't have a lot of

of seedlings it didn't have a lot of

of seedlings it didn't have a lot of ingredients but they had a lot of

ingredients but they had a lot of

ingredients but they had a lot of noodles because it also the cheapest

noodles because it also the cheapest

noodles because it also the cheapest including in so they made chanting Tommy

including in so they made chanting Tommy and as a playoff often the needles and

and as a playoff often the needles and

and as a playoff often the needles and have similar flavors but with done the

have similar flavors but with done the

have similar flavors but with done the noodles you'll probably need five or six

noodles you'll probably need five or six bowls before you feel full and here one

bowls before you feel full and here one

bowls before you feel full and here one will do you in I don't have to add how

will do you in I don't have to add how

will do you in I don't have to add how way over here because it's already

way over here because it's already

way over here because it's already mighty spiking and peppery


[Music]


Howard : If anything goes down,

Howard : we just put Koothrappali in the driver's seat

Howard : and slap a sombrero on his head.

Raj : Dude, how many races can you offend in a single breath?


Relationships.

Bergman. What do you want me to say?

Nolan : I don't know, you're the one who set the theme.

Something about relationships

Nolan : made you go out and provoke a fight.

Nolan : Wilson and Sam have a relationship.

Nolan : You're not thrilled about it.

House : They're happy.

House : Why should I screw that up? Everyone's happy.

Everyone's moving in together.

House : Wilson and Sam, Cuddy and Lucas, even Alvie and his...

Nolan : Cuddy and Lucas are moving in together?

Nolan : You didn't mention that.

They've talked about moving in together before.

House : It's not big news.

Cuddy.

Cuddy.


Foreman : The kid's in a tough situation. You do what you gotta do to survive.

Chase : Feeding alcohol to an alcoholic is not a survival technique.

Foreman : Where I come from, if it works... Yeah, right.

Chase : I'm rich. I couldn't possibly understand what this kid is going through.

Chase : Just because you're drinking pricier stuff doesn't mean you don't have a problem.

Foreman : You've seen someone stagger down that road?

No way vitamin "K" is the whole story.

House : It's not broken.


You spent your first night living with robin

Out playing laser tag with me.

And that's why three seconds ago

You didn't call it "my place"

Or "our place" or "home,"

You called it "robin's."

You know what?

You can keep my stuff.


toddy is actually the flowers of the

toddy is actually the flowers of the coconut tree the blossoms and so it's

coconut tree the blossoms and so it's

coconut tree the blossoms and so it's not the fruit it's not the coconuts it's

not the fruit it's not the coconuts it's the blossoms and so it actually is like

the blossoms and so it actually is like

the blossoms and so it actually is like the juice the sugar juice that comes out

the juice the sugar juice that comes out of the the coconut trunk and the stalks

of the the coconut trunk and the stalks

of the the coconut trunk and the stalks and the flowers they slice it off and

and the flowers they slice it off and

and the flowers they slice it off and then they collect it in a jug and that

then they collect it in a jug and that

then they collect it in a jug and that sits there that drains and that's the

sits there that drains and that's the

sits there that drains and that's the liquid that's the toddy that's the juice

liquid that's the toddy that's the juice the nectar it really is the nectar and

the nectar it really is the nectar and

the nectar it really is the nectar and so then they collected every morning in

so then they collected every morning in

so then they collected every morning in the morning it's fresh but it ferments

the morning it's fresh but it ferments

the morning it's fresh but it ferments extremely fast that's why you can't keep

extremely fast that's why you can't keep that all well it can keep but it just


House : If it's in the brain, it's a stroke. I had it in my thigh muscles.

Rebecca : Wasn't there something they could do?

House : There was plenty they could do, if they'd made the right diagnosis.

House : But the only symptom was pain.

Not many people get to experience muscle death.

Rebecca : Did you think you were dying?

House : I hoped I was dying.

Rebecca : So you hide in your office, refuse to see patients...

Rebecca : because you don't like the way people look at you.

Rebecca : You feel cheated by life, so now you're gonna get even with the world.

But you want me to fight this.

Why?

Rebecca : What makes you think I'm so much better than you?

What, you're scared you'll turn into me?

Rebecca : I just want to die with a little dignity.

House : There's no such thing.

House : Our bodies break down. Sometimes when we're 90. Sometimes before we're even born.

House : But it always happens, and there's never any dignity in it.

House : I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It's always ugly. Always.

We can live with dignity. We can't die with it.

House : No treatment.


Somebody should put that on Subtle Asian Traits.

Oh, by the way, if you're a admin if you're watching,

I posted many funny things - only like one got posted so

it hurt my feelings, you know. Anyway overall,

I feel like of all the stuff I got, the dim sum items were the best things from the 7-Eleven here in Hong Kong

Out of the dim sum items, I love almost every single one of the buns. I think those were the best tasting dim sum items.

I thought the fish balls were good. The rice noodles are good.

The sticky rice was excellent. Chicken wings was tasty.

Most of the other microwavable lunch items I got were just okay,


Cristina : Can you get him back on the list? If it's a bad heart...

Burke : - It's not a bad heart. - Can you get him back on the list?

Burke : He's waited two years for this heart.

Burke : He has to fight for it, decide he wants to live.

Cristina frustrated : Medically speaking, is there anything we haven't done?

Burke : The way you're feeling right now,

it's why I have to believe in something bigger than me.

Burke : Because if I didn't, that powerlessness would eat me alive.


Ted : Marshall and lily had been together

Ted from 2030 : For nine wonderful years,

Ted from 2030 : Until she dumped him and ran off to san francisco.


-Oh, God, l shouldn't have said anything. -No, no.

No, no, no, no. Hey, we'll be fine.

-Like you said, it's no big deal. -lt's not a big deal.

Joey : -No big deal. -lt's so not a big deal.

-l'll see you later. All right, hey. -Okay, great.


Kids, sometimes wonderful things come out of horrible situations.

Remember that trip I took to Hong Kong where I got stuck in the airport?

Well, a funny thing happened that day.

Ted : Yes, I realize it's raining,

Ted : but, come on, it's 2021.

Ted : We can make cell phones that project holograms,

Ted : but a light drizzle shuts down a whole airport?

Ted : There she is.

Wendy : - Wendy the Waitress. - Wendy the Waitress!

Ted : I was just saying... What are you doing here?

What was she doing there?


Monica : Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.

We shopped and we had lunch.

Phoebe : What did I have?

Monica : - You had a salad. - No wonder I don't feel full.

Hi. What's up?

Phoebe : I went shopping with Monica and I had a salad.


[Clears throat]

[Sighs] What is it?!

Bailey : Next time you wake me,

Bailey : he better be so close to dead there's a tag on his toe.

Here. Take these to the lab.

[Man] 4-B's got post-op pneumonia. Let's start antibiotics.

Nurse : Are you sure that's the right diagnosis?

Karev : Well, I don't know. I'm only an intern.


the bun was actually the highlight of my meal there and this now is is the low

meal there and this now is is the low

meal there and this now is is the low point I decided to get two completely

point I decided to get two completely

point I decided to get two completely different needles

different needles

different needles they're both handmade both fresh this

they're both handmade both fresh this

they're both handmade both fresh this one is thin and it's dry so this only

one is thin and it's dry so this only

one is thin and it's dry so this only has some tomato sauce some eggs in there

has some tomato sauce some eggs in there here we have the wide handed a noodles

here we have the wide handed a noodles

here we have the wide handed a noodles and it's in a soup thing this insults me

and it's in a soup thing this insults me like I introduced you guys before the

like I introduced you guys before the

like I introduced you guys before the last time video salts are these little

last time video salts are these little

last time video salts are these little diced up chunks of ingredients that

diced up chunks of ingredients that

diced up chunks of ingredients that includes meat potatoes carrots hopefully

includes meat potatoes carrots hopefully and neat and some scallions and a little

and neat and some scallions and a little bit eggs I'm gonna go for the trials

bit eggs I'm gonna go for the trials

bit eggs I'm gonna go for the trials first noodles are excellent super

first noodles are excellent super

first noodles are excellent super springy chewy elastic a texture of sauce

springy chewy elastic a texture of sauce is nice actually

is nice actually

is nice actually I like these noodles better when they're

I like these noodles better when they're just in sauce and not in soup and if

just in sauce and not in soup and if

just in sauce and not in soup and if you're a fan of the classic tomatoes and

you're a fan of the classic tomatoes and egg dish you're going to love this

egg dish you're going to love this

egg dish you're going to love this noodle luckily the noodle quality

noodle luckily the noodle quality

noodle luckily the noodle quality between the two branches that feel it's

between the two branches that feel it's

between the two branches that feel it's pretty consistent they're about the same

pretty consistent they're about the same Urmi saucier extremely tomato ena gave

Urmi saucier extremely tomato ena gave

Urmi saucier extremely tomato ena gave this is one of my favorite dishes to put

this is one of my favorite dishes to put over rice tomatoes and eggs over rice

over rice tomatoes and eggs over rice

over rice tomatoes and eggs over rice one of the best things ever on noodles

one of the best things ever on noodles

one of the best things ever on noodles might even be better now let's get to


Barney : I'm really sorry about you and robin.

Barney : I know I was always joking around about wanting you two

Barney : To break up, but you were really good together.

Robin : Yeah... We were.

Ted : She just wasn't the one, you know?

Ted : The one.

Barney : Oh, ted, no.

Barney : Do not tell me you're going

Barney : To start searching for "the one" again.

Barney : The only time I want to hear you saying "the one" is

Barney : If it's followed by the word "hundredth."

Barney : What up?

Ted : No, I need a break from all that, I...

Ted : I just want to get out there

Ted : And have fun for a while, you know?

Ted : Really?

Ted : 'Cause...

Barney : You know, you've been in a relationship for a year.

Barney : You're going to... Be a little rusty.

Marshall : Yeah.

Barney : I'm just saying...

Barney : You're gonna need, need, need some help out there.

Ted : Could be.

Barney : Ted?

Ted : Yes, barney.

Barney : Do you think...

Barney : Do you think maybe you might... Need a wingman again?


Mason : I was, uh, worried you might be too smart to fall for this.

Beckett : What's in the other pocket?

Oh, this? It's just insurance.


a sudden like drunk cat comes in like on to our age shoulders just like in here

to our age shoulders just like in here

to our age shoulders just like in here like a zombie and I'm like oh this is

like a zombie and I'm like oh this is

like a zombie and I'm like oh this is cat like she's super well right now and

cat like she's super well right now and

cat like she's super well right now and then she gets in bed and this was the

then she gets in bed and this was the

then she gets in bed and this was the funniest this is the most Stamper thing

funniest this is the most Stamper thing

funniest this is the most Stamper thing that's totally ever happened in my

that's totally ever happened in my

that's totally ever happened in my entire life like the RA is like trying

entire life like the RA is like trying

entire life like the RA is like trying to make sure the cat is alive and she

to make sure the cat is alive and she

to make sure the cat is alive and she starts talking to him in French I'm like

starts talking to him in French I'm like this girl is literally NACO here because

this girl is literally NACO here because she's not responding to any of the

she's not responding to any of the

she's not responding to any of the questions and then all of a sudden

questions and then all of a sudden

questions and then all of a sudden starts speaking in French and I'm like

starts speaking in French and I'm like

starts speaking in French and I'm like are you kidding me and then the RA goes

are you kidding me and then the RA goes

are you kidding me and then the RA goes Kath how do you say something and she

Kath how do you say something and she

Kath how do you say something and she goes shut the up it was so funny it

goes shut the up it was so funny it

goes shut the up it was so funny it was so classic and then she's just like

was so classic and then she's just like

was so classic and then she's just like and then they the guys like alright well

and then they the guys like alright well I think she's fine


Marshall : He wanted you to be excited for me, since we're gonna be working there together.

Barney : Well, technically not together. You won't have access to my floor.

Lily : But you want to be an environmental lawyer.

Yeah, you know, and I also want to be a Harlem Globetrotter

Marshall : and get paid in candy, but...

Marshall : In the meantime, I need a job, and this is a really good one.

Marshall : It's great pay and there's good benefits,

Marshall : and, to be honest, it gives me a reason to put on pants in the morning.

Marshall : You know, I have my whole life to save the planet,

Marshall : but right now, I'm kind of really excited to wear pants again.

Lily : You've got great pants.

Marshall : - I love you. - I love you.

Ted : Robin, no!

Robin : - They're unopened. - Give it.

Robin : - They're barbecue. - Give it!

Lily : - I'm sorry you didn't get your burger. - It's stupid.


Castle : and I'm off to the Manchester Energy building.

Hayley : Wait. Murder at Manchester Energy? Who's the victim?


Cristina : Dr. Taylor?

Cristina : Uh, he's asleep!

Derek : Taylor!


Penny : Yeah, get it, girl.


Beckett : It's not just for boys, Castle.

Beckett : My grandfather was an amateur magician,

Beckett : and I used to come here almost every Sunday afternoon

Beckett : when I was that age, too.

Castle : I never pegged you for a magic fan.

Castle : You know any good tricks?

I do this one thing.

With ice cubes.

According to his water-soaked wallet, the victim's Zalman Drake, shop owner.

Detective Kevin Ryan : His assistant, Eliza Winter, found him in the tank

Detective Kevin Ryan : when she opened up the store this morning.

Beckett : - Any signs of forced entry? - No.

Lanie : You know, it is beyond me why people think this is entertaining.

Lanie : I see a guy hanging upside down in a water tank,

Lanie : I think, "You are a fool."

Castle : You know the milk cans and the water torture tank?

Castle : They were real game changers in the magic world.

Castle : They were the first presentation of real life and death consequences.

Castle : As the magician held his breath, so did the audience.

Lanie : Well, this magician would have had to hold his breath eight to 10 hours

Lanie : if he wanted to take a bow.

Beckett : So you're saying between 12 : 00 and 2 : 00 a. m?

Lanie : Looks that way.

Lanie : Petechial hemorrhaging in his eyes indicate drowning.

Castle : Failed escape attempt?

Well, there's no redness around his ankles where he was hanging.

Lanie : It doesn't look like he struggled to get out.

Lanie : I have a feeling he was dead before he hit the water,

Lanie : but I won't know for sure until I get him back to the lab.

Esposito : Maybe there's another reason he struggled.

Esposito : Suicide note.

Esposito : Says he was in financial trouble

Esposito : and couldn't bear the thought of losing his family's shop,

so he was gonna kill himself.

Eliza Winter : Mr. Drake did not kill himself!

Beckett : How do you know?

Eliza : I just know.

Castle : Is it true, though? Was he gonna lose his shop?

Eliza : No. I mean, yes.


Masters : So you're never gonna cheat again.

Taub : I don't know.

Masters : That seems kind of selfish, doesn't it?


if you can get here in time to read the 11 : 00 news,

you can have your old job back.

Okay, I have a half hour to make it to the studio.

There's no way you can make it to the city in a half hour.

Robin, don't do this.

I know it's scary to bet on yourself, but if you don't, nobody else will.

And I'm not just saying that to get a fist bump.

Although, come on, a fist bump would be great. But I really mean that.

I am betting on myself. I am betting that I can make it there by 11 : 00.


Look down. You're looking down. Keep looking down.

Chandler : Why is there jelly on your shoe?


Castle : It's a coup.

Castle : Liam is framing Bobby to get him out of the way. He wants to take over.

Beckett : And Ryan walked right in the middle of it.

Worse. He didn't walk in the middle, he walked in as Bobby S.'s friend.

Esposito : That makes him Liam's enemy.

Beckett : Okay, we have to warn him.

Castle : If we call him, we could blow his cover.

Esposito : If we don't, he could end up dead.

Bobby : Get the hell out of here.

Bobby : Since when did you become such a pool hustler?

Ryan : Just call me Fast Eddie.

Come here.

Bobby : I went over your numbers and I can live with them.

Bobby : So how soon can you get some of that Chicago crank up here?

Ryan : I can get you five pounds by this weekend.

Ryan : Come next week, I can get you however much you want.

Bobby : Love it.

Take your shot, you lucky bastard.

Man : It's Keane. Says it's urgent.

Liam : Yeah, Keane?

Keane : Liam, you were right.

Keane : We've got a rat in the house.

Liam : I'll call you back.

Ah!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

All right, I gotta hit the head.


House : and pain-free now that I've stopped using the cane.

Stevie : Of course, it's harder to look down Cuddy's shirt,

House : but then the vantage point on her ass has much improved.

House : Then that's just me, always looking on the bright side.

House : I'm the guy who said that her C-cups are half full.

Whitner : They are nice, aren't they?

Oh, no, no, no, you're not gonna win me over that easily.

House : You may have a wheel. It doesn't mean you get the grease.

House : You gotta squeak.


- So we've got the dough she's making with the rice.

So it's like that crispy outside part of the rice,

and then she's stuffed it with egg,

and bacon, and shrimp, and other stuff.

And then she'll put it in a cup

and top it with a lot of different sauces.

- Oh, Halloween. laughing

Oh thanks man, okay.

- [Dan] There's a patent here.

- Oh she even has a patent on the baffle.

But the baffle is a very unique modern street food.

And her story is that when she was working

at an office previously, she would not even...

Or was it an office?

- [Dan] CafÃ©.

- It was a cafÃ©, okay.

She was working at a cafÃ©

and she didn't even have time to eat,

so she would take her leftovers

and she would put them in a rice cooker.

That sort of was the idea,

the philosophy behind the baffle.

And does the baffle stand for anything like waffle?

Bacon waffle?


House : Her brain is running away from reality and when the drugs can't do it anymore,

House : it starts to shut down.

Foreman : Your theory has the advantages of being completely unprovable

Foreman : and completely exculpating you.

House : When you guys are done talking, do an MRI and an LP.

House : When her brain checks out as normal,

House : then we'll know that Daddy really, really loves her.

Cuddy : Where's House?


of the collab that me and Louise did together and I was like oh my god I bet it's ruined,

he's been chewing on it for like however long.

Anyway, I took it from his mouth and tried to dry it as much as I could, put it in my

laptop and it was like, no - memory card error. I was like oh my gosh I was freaking out but

trying not to panic, I put it on the side and I was looking online for all these forums

of what to do if an SD card gets wet. There was a couple of people that were like when

it dries out it should work that they're really hard wearing and stuff. So I was like oh my

god I was really panicking because I've only met Louise once, I cannot call her and say

Caleb ate my homework. Like, sorry. She's heavily pregnant and due to give birth this

month, that was literally the only time we could meet up and do this collab.

Anyway, I was literally panicking so much. So I waited a couple of hours and then I put

the SD card in my laptop, and there we were but there was no sound. So it was me and Louise

chatting away and with no sound. So I was like oh my god, I can't use this. I'm gonna


Lily : Shh.

Man 1 : I... Am... Rage!

Woman : I... Am greed.


Park : 100 bucks says I won't get fired.

Oh, you don't want to bet me.


Beckett : And let's also talk to the pageant manager.

Beckett : I want to see if any of the girls' outfits match with this sequin.

Ryan : Will do.


Ted : Kids, there's nothing

Ted V.O. : More wonderful than new york city

Ted V.O. : In the winter... Except the view of new york city

Ted V.O. : In the winter through your apartment window.

Ted V.O. : In the winter of 2006,

Ted V.O. : Marshall, lily, robin and I were all deep

Ted V.O. : In couple hibernation mode.

Ted V.O. : Sadly, this left uncle barney out in the cold.

Barney : Okay.

Barney : All-night rave,

Barney : Abandoned tire factory in newark.

Barney : We're on the list. Who's in?

Nope. No. No. No.

Barney : Private jet.

Barney : Teeterboro airport,

Barney : Skinny-skydiving. Who's in?

Nope. Nah. No, thanks.

Barney : One beer.

Barney : Bar, downstairs,

15-second walk. Who's in?


- This is the foreign language .

- Ah, okay.

Fish.

And now we're getting into the meat section.

There's just everything here,

just within the narrow alleys.

This is fascinating, this is incredible.

Yes, I am loving it.

speaking in foreign language

- Now, that is a meat market.

Oh, right at my face, at my face.

Oh, this is lamb, right?

- Yeah.

- I can hear my face echoing out of the lamb cavity.

That's a meat market for you.

- This is something I would like to have


Joey : Why, God?

Joey : Why are you doing this to us?

Yes! My baby's finally free.


That is just really refreshing just watermelon juice and some tea finish this and it's time to eat some more

My next stop is a restaurant called old

1590 and this this is a really neat cuisine from the city of Lucknow which is in northern India and that city


wondering where you are at this time of

wondering where you are at this time of the morning trying to piggyback dances

Johnson breakfast you want some

Johnson breakfast you want some

Johnson breakfast you want some chocolate crunch yeah ok guys here is a

chocolate crunch yeah ok guys here is a

chocolate crunch yeah ok guys here is a joker crunch a chocolate stars mixed

joker crunch a chocolate stars mixed

joker crunch a chocolate stars mixed together

together

together oh ok I'm on board the tell my mother

oh ok I'm on board the tell my mother

oh ok I'm on board the tell my mother Betty Express oh ok oh my cake

Betty Express oh ok oh my cake

Betty Express oh ok oh my cake many whole family like thank you for

many whole family like thank you for

many whole family like thank you for each other cut the chocolate cars are

each other cut the chocolate cars are

each other cut the chocolate cars are inside the truck eat one empty eat one


[Music]

[Music]

[Music] we're getting closer to the village and

we're getting closer to the village and

we're getting closer to the village and we're in cape coast region but we're

we're in cape coast region but we're

we're in cape coast region but we're actually heading inland we're not gonna

actually heading inland we're not gonna

actually heading inland we're not gonna be by the coast where we're heading

be by the coast where we're heading

be by the coast where we're heading inland it's getting really green and

inland it's getting really green and

inland it's getting really green and lush back here it's beautiful the road

lush back here it's beautiful the road

lush back here it's beautiful the road got a little rough and then it

got a little rough and then it

got a little rough and then it eventually turned to a dirt road and now

eventually turned to a dirt road and now we're just on a single kind of bush road

we're just on a single kind of bush road here we're really getting off the beaten

here we're really getting off the beaten path oh man this is getting really

path oh man this is getting really

path oh man this is getting really beautiful back here though hey that was


Chase : It'd be better if you don't have any visitors.

Chase : Once we isolate what's causing your allergy,

Chase : then we can be a little more lax.

I-I can pray with you.

I don't wanna die.

Augustine : Why has he left me?


House : or can I? Why would I do that?


This is the green plantain.

It is green plantain.

- [Matt] Yeah, it's green plantain.

- So green plantain, so it's not sweet,

but the pieces are squished into patty formations,

and I believe fried.

Yeah, I love it.

More starchy, much more starchy than the sweet version.

Again, and that pepper sauce, it is outstanding.

Okay, we've got to try the chicken still.

upbeat music

Wow, yeah.

The moistness and juiciness is preserved

because of that style of cooking, and that sauce,


Penny : Oh. Well, then, good.

Leonard : I wasn't expecting such a crowd. I'm nervous.

- It's okay. Open with a joke, you'll be fine. - Okay, joke. Okay.

How about this? Um, okay.

Leonard : There's this farmer, and he has these chickens...

Leonard : ...but they won't lay any eggs.

Leonard : So he calls a physicist to help.

Leonard : The physicist then does some calculations and he says :

"I have a solution, but it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum."

[ALL LAUGHING]

Leonard : Right?

Oh, sorry, I just... I've heard it before.

- Let's roll. - Okay.

Howard : - Hey, nice suit. - It's a classic, right?


The Flight Attendant : Welcome to Las Vegas.

-Did you enjoy your flight? -I did.

Rachel : Thank you very much. It was excellent.

-I hope you had a nice flight. -Oh, it was the best.


Meredith : Looking for something to make me feel better.

Meredith : You deserve better than that.

Dr. Bailey, Dr. Burke to OR one. Dr. Bailey, Dr. Burke to OR one.

Meredith : Sorry. I gotta go.

Izzie : Quints.

- Everyone answered except Dr. Karev. - Where is he?

- He was on call, he might be asleep. - Go find him.

Izzie : It's time for the quints. We need you.


- [Bryan] TV fell over, and the roof fell off.

Look at the front of the house, though,

it has, like, a mailbox and bedrooms,

I love stuff like that.

- [Missy] Yeah, it's pretty cool.

upbeat guitar music

- Alright, Ollie's got swim class today, you ready?

- Yeah.

- Be sure to behave and listen, okay?

- Okay.

- Okay, go do good.

upbeat guitar music

Oh, good morning, Mr. Finnegan.


Ted : Kids, everybody makes mistakes.

Narrator : Take this girl meg for instance.

Narrator : She made a mistake, a mistake named barney.

Meg : Yeah,

Meg : I thought I was gonna get married to my last boyfriend

Meg : But, boy, did that guy have commitment issues.

Meg : That whole relationship...

That's three weeks of my life I'll never get back.

Barney : Well, I love commitment.


- [Ying] He looking at microphone, Mark.


So my parents decided to put him down.

It was the toughest day of my young life.

Good-bye, sir scratchawan.

I love you.

And when they took him to the vet,

He told them that earlier that very day,

He had learned about an experimental procedure

Called a canine/testudine cerebro-xenograft.

Ever heard of it?


Castle : So where's Mrs. Finch?

Castle : You are not Mrs. Finch.

Judah : Who are you guys?

Castle : Where am I?

Jennifer : I don't know. Me and this guyjust woke up.

Todd : My shoulder's killing me.

Judah : Anyone have a phone? Mine's gone.

No.

Simon : What the hell is going on? How did we get here?

Castle : Last thing I remember,

Castle : I went to a rundown building, going to meet Stephen King,

and then all the lights went out.

Judah : Hold on. 143 Nicholas Street?

Castle : How did you know that?


That's when we started this fruit basket business.

Melanie : We call ourselves "The Three Basketeers."

Like "The Three Musketeers," only with fruit.


Monica : Christmas party in my boots!

I can't go in there. I can't tell him.


Greg House : Not the bloody urine.

The woman's not just a masochist, she's a hypocrite.

Greg House : The commandment to preserve life comes before all others.

Actually means she's not a masochist. She's not following all the rules.

Chris Taub : Just the ones that please her.

Greg House : Right. She walked in crazy and explained how ritual trumps living,

Greg House : and you decide it's a beautiful lifestyle.

Chris Taub : I know. She's wrong,

Chris Taub : but, if there's nothing more...

Greg House : Then, the only meaning is here.

Chris Taub : But if she thinks God is there for her,

Chris Taub : if she lives her life believing that God is there...

Greg House : Then, she dies.

Greg House : Things aren't where we want them to be, just because we want them to be there.

Of course, that doesn't mean they're where they should be.

Greg House : Hey. Stop that Jew.


get around yeah with one leg chopped

get around yeah with one leg chopped under no no yesterday she got there like

under no no yesterday she got there like a it's a little a little pumpkin thing


the ultimate garlic chive

egg pancakes being Chinese pizza,

and that is definitely strong with garlic chives

you can smell that.

Wow smells really garlicky oniony grassy,

and it smells like these were taken

right from your garden

that garlic Chive smell

super fresh super Sheung also maybe a little potent

that is gonna be a nice

first bite in the morning,


Addison : - Any sign of fever or dehydration? - It's unclear.

I was considering IV antibiotics and a saline drip.


House : Come on. How hard can it be to tell me what you already know?

She's 12. -She spends a lot of time in pools... exposure to chemicals.

Chase : - She travels a lot. - But never out of the country.

House : What else?

Mary : Come on!

We're gonna put you right here.

House : We're missing something.


Robin : Okay, here's how it's gonna work.

Robin : Now, lily,

Robin : She knows what you look like,

Robin : So just hang out at the jukebox,

Robin : And don't draw any attention to yourself.

Robin : And the guys will be in the booth,

Robin : Just pretending to have a normal conversation.

Barney : Talking, we should be talking. Words.

Barney : Here are words.

Barney : Why is this so hard?

Barney : Laughter!


They put a handful of fries right on top,

and then we also got the steamed version,

another awesome thing that they serve

at this fast food restaurant is a mutton joint.

skin crunching

Wow, that is incredibly crunchy, though!

Oh, oh that's hot!

- [Ali] Yeah, bite is good.

- It's so crunchy, too, it's so crunchy, it's so crispy!

My first time ever to broast!

crunching

laughter

- I know you just burned your tongue.

- That's hot!

crunching

You have broast strategy?

- Don't expect any reaction,

I'm having for the millionth time.


And you just drop it in?

- Yes.

- Oh beautiful.


You're the most beautiful bride I've ever seen.

I am, aren't I?

Miss Waltham?

We're closing.

Chandler : All right.

The Saleslady : And could I get my ring back?


Gail : I really have to be somewhere, but it was nice meeting you.

Excellent!

He could have gotten me a VCR or a set of golf clubs.

But no! He got me the "woman repeller"!

Chandler : The eyesore from the Liberace House of Crap!

- It's not bad. - Easy for you to say.

You're not sporting a reject from the Mr. Tcollection!

"I pity the fool that puts on my jewelry! I do! I do!"


Ross : Look, can I just say, not all men are like that.

There are men who'll do anything to make their marriage work.

Men who will stand by and watch...

as their wives engage in what can only be described as a "twosome"...

with some woman she barely knows from the gym!

Rachel : Who are these men?

Just men. A guy I know.

Rachel : Well, you might want to tell him it sounds like his wife...

Rachel : is gay.

Ross : She is not...

She's gay.


Castle : It's hot.

Ryan : Tell me about this guitar.

Well, the Flame Top is his favorite.

Uh, last night after the show, I tuned it and I dropped it off at his trailer.

Hank : He likes to compose on it.

Ryan : All right. Well, what time was that at?

Was around 11 : 30.

Ryan : All right, was, uh, he alone at the time?

Hank : Yeah. Yeah. And we chatted for a second.

Hank : He was always really nice to me. It was all about the music with him.

Was there anyone hanging outside the trailer?

Ryan : Maybe someone you didn't recognize?

I saw a white van. Went around the block a couple of times.

Oh, did you get a plate number?

Hank : I'm sorry. It was dark.

All right. Um, don't go anywhere.


even helping each other Wow so I picked

even helping each other Wow so I picked up a Batman movie Lego set today I

up a Batman movie Lego set today I

up a Batman movie Lego set today I figured I would love to zone out and

figured I would love to zone out and

figured I would love to zone out and just put this thing together and I'm

just put this thing together and I'm

just put this thing together and I'm actually so excited for the Lego Batman

actually so excited for the Lego Batman

actually so excited for the Lego Batman movie like really excited but let me

movie like really excited but let me

movie like really excited but let me know if you got your Maui hook just all

know if you got your Maui hook just all

know if you got your Maui hook just all getting ready for bed so we're all on

getting ready for bed so we're all on

getting ready for bed so we're all on our pajamas and you have to see the book

our pajamas and you have to see the book look at these adorable boys in their

look at these adorable boys in their

look at these adorable boys in their matching pajamas they had matching

matching pajamas they had matching

matching pajamas they had matching shirts on earlier now they are having

shirts on earlier now they are having

shirts on earlier now they are having matching pajamas on and they got

matching pajamas on and they got

matching pajamas on and they got dinosaurs all over them yeah alright

dinosaurs all over them yeah alright

dinosaurs all over them yeah alright Ellie you want to show everyone on the

Ellie you want to show everyone on the

Ellie you want to show everyone on the vlog what you got from Toys R Us


House : We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Foreman : You're wrong, House.

Chase : Think he'll make us break into the IMAX before he admits it?

Wilson : - There. - Where?

House : Right there. Left side. No movement.

House : Well, don't freeze it.

House : Something's not moving. How do you see something not move if nothing's moving?

I need a laser pointer.

Cameron : - We don't have a laser pointer. - Well, why not?

Who's gonna take us seriously if we don't have a laser pointer?

Right...

here.

House : A few thousand myocytes not beating with the rest.

Chase : So you found an arrhythmia.

House : That's not an arrhythmia. That's a no-rhythmia.

House : Myocytes contract. These aren't moving at all.

House : Go get me those myocytes. I want to talk to them in my office.


Alvarez!

Alvarez : Sullivan, back off!

Mendelson, you'll be held responsible!

Hey, I'm just playing solitaire.

Alvarez : Hands behind your head.

Alvarez : On the ground!

Adams : You are so lucky.

Adams : We got a guy in an ambulance heading to Princeton General.

Adams : Another dozen getting ear gas hosed off them.

Officer : Hey, sit down!

Alvarez : Back off!

Officer : Sit down!

House : Where's the aspirin?

Adams : Oh, God. Did you get beaten up on purpose?

Sykes : House. What are you doing?

Hey!

Officer : House, open up. This is a direct order.

House : Yeah, it's always a direct order.


Howard : Sheldon, don't take this the wrong way, but you're insane.


really does remind you of entering the

really does remind you of entering the the walled city of Jerusalem there's

the walled city of Jerusalem there's

the walled city of Jerusalem there's little shops their spices still why this

little shops their spices still why this is fascinating

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] just in here the colors the the culture

just in here the colors the the culture

just in here the colors the the culture it's just spectacular and not only the

it's just spectacular and not only the

it's just spectacular and not only the life and the culture and the people but

life and the culture and the people but

life and the culture and the people but also the ancient city and the building's

also the ancient city and the building's the paintings they're all they're all

the paintings they're all they're all

the paintings they're all they're all painted in beautiful colors this is it's

painted in beautiful colors this is it's so incredibly you'll leave you in awe

so incredibly you'll leave you in awe

so incredibly you'll leave you in awe walking through these ancient streets

walking through these ancient streets

walking through these ancient streets making some Musa okay beautiful just of


[SCOFFS]

Oh, no, he didn't.

So how's it going with Sheldon? Are you guys still not talking?


Sheldon : ...and I was forced to issue an undeserved apology...

...because I refused to urinate in a stainless-steel bowl in front of criminals.

Howard : Plus, you didn't get to meet Stan Lee.

Leonard : Okay, that's enough, Howard. The poor guy's had a tough time.

Leonard : He had to spend the entire afternoon in jail wearing that suit.

Howard : It would be cruel to mention that, after he finished signing autographs...

Howard : ...Stan Lee took Stuart and us out for gelato.

Sheldon : You had gelato with Stan Lee?

Howard : He said we could call him Stan.

Leonard : Except for Raj.

Sheldon : Well, I hope you're satisfied, Penny.


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Barney : Yeah, and it cuts in and out.


Robin : Yeah, that's the stuff.

Robin : Oh, my god.

Marshall : How long have you been doing this?

Well, my dad taught me to shoot when I was a kid.

Robin : Whenever I'm feeling lonely or depressed, I come here,

Robin : And it reminds me that...

Robin : Guns are fun.


Barney : You're welcome.

Robin : Wait a second.

Robin : You've been sitting here,

Robin : Pretending to be the expert on all this,

Robin : But the truth is, there was no real fallout

Robin : From your breakup at all?

Barney : Yet.

Robin : You're an idiot.

Ted : All right, I'm taking off.

What?! I have a date.


Two scorpion ones!


- There's definitely no way he could be in there

because there's fruit snacks in there.

Who put fruit snacks in there?


be take like two minutes

be take like two minutes Thomas 10 minutes no way

Thomas 10 minutes no way

Thomas 10 minutes no way 20 seconds where's 11 it look like last

20 seconds where's 11 it look like last

20 seconds where's 11 it look like last time tally got compared to Sookie's

jay-z Oh like you look like almost every other black man more than what Connor

other black man more than what Connor

other black man more than what Connor kinda looks like Ryan ran away most

kinda looks like Ryan ran away most

kinda looks like Ryan ran away most white people together I'm Joe Biden yeah

white people together I'm Joe Biden yeah you do some job on boards for you boy

you do some job on boards for you boy

you do some job on boards for you boy younger body does yeah he'll steal your

younger body does yeah he'll steal your

younger body does yeah he'll steal your girl yeah no again

girl yeah no again

girl yeah no again right Sharona Wow oh wow Oh


of you so when your partner or a man

of you so when your partner or a man that you're giving this to is trimming

that you're giving this to is trimming

that you're giving this to is trimming their beard all of the clippings get

their beard all of the clippings get

their beard all of the clippings get caught in the Cape and it's just really

caught in the Cape and it's just really

caught in the Cape and it's just really really cool it looks quite funny when

really cool it looks quite funny when

really cool it looks quite funny when they use it okay also means that women

they use it okay also means that women

they use it okay also means that women can stop complaining about hair truman's

can stop complaining about hair truman's been in the single server everyone's a

been in the single server everyone's a

been in the single server everyone's a winner yes also it gifts for us so we

winner yes also it gifts for us so we

winner yes also it gifts for us so we thought that this beer cake would be

thought that this beer cake would be

thought that this beer cake would be really nice to go with some hair

really nice to go with some hair

really nice to go with some hair clippers and Matt chose these last year

clippers and Matt chose these last year

clippers and Matt chose these last year I bought him these like 20 pounds

I bought him these like 20 pounds

I bought him these like 20 pounds Phillips I don't know why then yeah

Phillips I don't know why then yeah

Phillips I don't know why then yeah they're like 20 pound Phillips shaver

they're like 20 pound Phillips shaver

they're like 20 pound Phillips shaver miner clippers yeah anything that says

miner clippers yeah anything that says

miner clippers yeah anything that says bitch I just don't buy it yeah Matt was

bitch I just don't buy it yeah Matt was

bitch I just don't buy it yeah Matt was like this is fantastic

like this is fantastic

like this is fantastic yeah obviously my friends of barbers and

yeah obviously my friends of barbers and he was just like these are rubbish so

he was just like these are rubbish so

he was just like these are rubbish so you say what this yeah just invest in

you say what this yeah just invest in

you say what this yeah just invest in some decent professional hair clippers

some decent professional hair clippers

some decent professional hair clippers yes oh these are like an actual

yes oh these are like an actual

yes oh these are like an actual professional hair clippers not the beard

professional hair clippers not the beard trimmer so they can use this for body

trimmer so they can use this for body

trimmer so they can use this for body hair or beard hair or any hair and it


I'll take you to jail tonight

Guy : This was Robyn's dressing room.

Ryan : When was the last time you saw her?

Yesterday, right after rehearsal.

Must have been about 5 : 30.

She stormed out of here, practically ran me over.

Beckett : - Was she upset? - Very.

Guy : But I don't know why.

- Where did she go? - No idea.

But I heard she left the theater about a half hour later.

Guy : The assistant stage manager saw her getting in a cab out front.

Beckett : Okay. well, I need to talk to him,

Beckett : and we also need a copy of Robyn's rehearsal schedule from yesterday.

Castle : - Sure. - Thanks.

Beckett : Here we go.

Richard Castle : - Beckett? - Yeah.

Ryan : You doing okay?


You know, given how much Tonya paid Stacey

and how little Stacey paid Duke, looks like money is our motive.

Maybe. APBs are out on Greta, and I contacted other precincts

to find out who else is investigating her and for what.

Talk to enough people, something usually shakes out.

Just like I dreamed it.

Did I say that out loud?

Here you go, Beckett.

Thanks, Johnson. It's Johnson, isn't it?

It's Velazquez. And you are not me.

No.

But I'm getting warmer.

You certainly are.

Okay. So, the word's out on Greta

and we're already tracking Duke's credit cards.

Why don't we just call it a night?

What? But it's still early.

Yeah.

Yeah, well, it's a high stress job.

And I wouldn't want anyone to get burnt out.

All right. I'll go pack up my things.


Where did you find this?

- At the thrift store.

- [Bryan] That's awesome!

- The best find.

- Does this one?

siren noise

- You find all the best broken stuff there.

- [Bryan] Oh, yeah?


love this kind of restaurant mic not a

love this kind of restaurant mic not a place smells delicious in here

cabbage rice

ready okay

ala to the new repository idiot

president

column full oh it smells so good that


school got a hole in his head like we're not looking right now correct we

not looking right now correct we

not looking right now correct we actually went into the wrong shop didn't

actually went into the wrong shop didn't we yeah I think we're supposed to get oh

we yeah I think we're supposed to get oh yeah we are definitely up because they

yeah we are definitely up because they

yeah we are definitely up because they spiked and spiked


Stacy : I know you, Lisa.

Stacy : You go in, you offer to pay his medical bills, his wages,

Stacy : you'll say something stupid like, "I'm sorry".

Cuddy : You think I'm an idiot.

Stacy : I think you're not a lawyer. Don't go in there.

Stacy : Trust me, House's people can handle this.

Yeah.

Chase : This might sting a little bit.


omelet and I think there are actually

omelet and I think there are actually eggs within it

that is so creamy cheesy yeah truffle

that is so creamy cheesy yeah truffle

that is so creamy cheesy yeah truffle American cheese oh that's rich

American cheese oh that's rich

American cheese oh that's rich that's like saucy instead of using toast

that's like saucy instead of using toast bread we use mochi dough inside there is

bread we use mochi dough inside there is a little bit cool yeah cheese and

a little bit cool yeah cheese and

a little bit cool yeah cheese and hemendez pinnacles tranpose need to

hemendez pinnacles tranpose need to

hemendez pinnacles tranpose need to explain that cheese or is it cheese Wow


Esposito : We're on our way to the room now.

Beckett : - Mike Harlin? - Oh!


Penny : You're the best dad ever.

Penny's Dad : Yeah. Uh, hold that thought.

Penny's Dad : I've been sitting on a little news myself.

Penny : Well, what is it?

Penny's Dad : You know that rototiller I got for the tractor?

Sheldon : No.

Penny's Dad : Oh, you should see it.

Penny's Dad : It is a beautiful piece of machinery.

Penny's Dad : Anyway, uh...

Penny's Dad : I backed over your pet pig with it.

Penny : Moondance?

Penny's Dad : Yeah, he's, uh, not dancing anymore.

Penny : You killed my pig?

Penny's Dad : I did not kill him.

Penny's Dad : The vet took care of that.

Penny's Dad : When?

Oh... ten, 12 months ago.

You didn't tell me for a year?!

Penny's Dad : Well, apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?

Penny's Dad : Love ya, slugger.

Gotta go!

Bernadette : Okay, Amy, your turn.

grunting

breathing rhythmically


Then inside, like I said, a little pepper, and then a little crunchy feeling inside.

I can see a little ribs, some oily ribs, that's a very good part of cattle.

This is the more chewy part and more elastic.

I'm biting the tendon and cartilage of meatballs, which is different from the beef balls I have eaten,

Usually the beef balls are bite and elastic,

Although it is firm, it is full of elasticity and gravy.

Add a little more chili, which can be improved even higher.

Okay, I have eaten small meatballs, we will have a minor operation-

I will show you what is in this huge 45kg meatball, I am curious to know what is in it!

Because, you know there are good things in it.


Sheldon : Oh, come on, Leonard...

Sheldon : This is obviously about Penny.

Leonard : It doesn't matter.

Leonard : The woman's not interested in me. The woman rejected me.

Okay, look. Ahem.

Sheldon : You have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny...

Sheldon : ...as the Hubble telescope does...

Sheldon : ...of discovering at the center of every black hole...

Sheldon : ...is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.

Sheldon : Nevertheless, I do feel obligated to point out to you...

...that she did not reject you.

Sheldon : You did not ask her out.

Leonard : You're right.

I didn't ask her. I should ask her out.

Sheldon : No, no. Now, that was not my point.

Sheldon : My point was, don't buy a cat.

Leonard : No, but you're right.

Leonard : I should march over there and ask her out.

Sheldon : Oh, goody, we're getting a cat.


almost have the same shape and so that's kind of a landmark of ha and they have a

kind of a landmark of ha and they have a unique story as well but that's kind of

unique story as well but that's kind of

unique story as well but that's kind of a unique landmark that says we are in ha

a unique landmark that says we are in ha and behind those big mountains and two

and behind those big mountains and two

and behind those big mountains and two mountains is Tibet so we're really quite


Mr. Duff : ...one tablespoon coconut extract.

[Meredith] It's like one day you realize that the fairy tale

may be slightly different than you dreamed.

[Car alarm beeping]

Meredith : Where are we going?


love these DS dad what are these

love these DS dad what are these

love these DS dad what are these colonies called French doors or do you

colonies called French doors or do you

colonies called French doors or do you want to put them in our new house I love

want to put them in our new house I love these like I'm gonna call them French


Brennan : Biopsy revealed no fibrotic changes.

House : Cervical lymph node has black flecks.

Just small areas of necrosis. It's nothing.

You say, "Nothing," I say, "Cancer. "


this is such a cool coffee shop and

this is such a cool coffee shop and

this is such a cool coffee shop and they're so friendly but she is so good

they're so friendly but she is so good

they're so friendly but she is so good at making drinks there's multiple hot

at making drinks there's multiple hot

at making drinks there's multiple hot water bats in what she does I ordered a

water bats in what she does I ordered a

water bats in what she does I ordered a coffee but he makes a lot of teas she

coffee but he makes a lot of teas she

coffee but he makes a lot of teas she makes a lot of copies especially with

makes a lot of copies especially with

makes a lot of copies especially with carnation with condensed milk

carnation with condensed milk

carnation with condensed milk I heard her just a black copy but I love

I heard her just a black copy but I love the way she's an artist one of those

the way she's an artist one of those

the way she's an artist one of those Coffee sucks that's what I call it then

Coffee sucks that's what I call it then

Coffee sucks that's what I call it then pours in the hot water and they're just

pours in the hot water and they're just

pours in the hot water and they're just like lifts it up there's multiple

like lifts it up there's multiple

like lifts it up there's multiple streams of hot water just flowing old

streams of hot water just flowing old

streams of hot water just flowing old Thai Chinese style she said that her

Thai Chinese style she said that her

Thai Chinese style she said that her family has been selling coffee here for

family has been selling coffee here for

family has been selling coffee here for 72 years so maybe not from the beginning

72 years so maybe not from the beginning of this market but very close thereafter

of this market but very close thereafter I got black coffee served in the classic

I got black coffee served in the classic carnation cups and then also served with

carnation cups and then also served with a cup of Chinese tea on the side but

a cup of Chinese tea on the side but

a cup of Chinese tea on the side but let's try the coffee first


And also, you know, l...

Rachel : I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing...

Rachel : Probably not a great idea to go down that road again.

Ross : Thank you. I'm glad you agree.

Rachel : It's a shame, though. When we did it, it was pretty good.

Yeah.

Ross : Yeah, that's true.

Hey, do you remember that one really great time?

Erica : - Oh, yeah! - You know?

- It was Valentine's Day. - It was your birthday.

Erica : - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah.

Rachel : Well, I guess that's all in the past now.

Rachel : - Not even one more time. - Not even once.

Rachel : - No matter how much we want it. - Even if we want it...

Phoebe : ...really bad. - That's what we decided.

Right.