Penny : He's smart, he's sweet, and in the bedroom, whew...

Penny : ...let me tell you, he really tries.

Amy : So it does bother you.

Penny : Fine, it bothers me a little.

Penny : No, you know what? This is stupid. It doesn't bother me.

Penny : Okay, it bothers me.

Penny : But only because she wouldn't stop laughing. Leonard is not that funny.

Amy : And there you have it...

...prefrontal-cortex reasoning versus limbic lust.

Amy : If this were a boxing match they might call it...

...the Thriller Adjacent to the Amygdala.

Amy : If you were a brain scientist, you would be busting a gut right now.

- So how was work today? - Oh, it was all right, I guess.

Had to Heimlich a cherry stem out of Sheldon.


- [Hamid] And topped with the saffron rice as well.

- Nice, oh, what a rice dish, yes.

I'm gonna try to maximize everything in this bite,

and the Persian carrots on top.


Ted : That's for my class.

The Flatiron Building.

Ted : Fun story about it.

It was designed by Chicago's Daniel Burnham

Ted : in the beaux arts style; this architectural gem

Ted 2030 : Right.

Ted : The most important facial expression of all.


Which is the largest shrimp? biggest. This wins wins. Good, good. ð

For $ 500, you get a prawn for free, plus the two I want?

Don't worry, this one is free. ð¤ Okay, thank you. ð

What fish? Sunfish. Sunfish? Oh my god ~ ouch ~

Wow ~ It's super humorous, but I'm sure it's delicious. ð

Oh look what this is! ? Kurata Crab. Is this Kurata?

It looks so cool. Spinal crab, spinal crab. Spinal crab.

I have crab, fish, prawns, clams and sea grapes,

I should be ready to cook this, go find a place.


Leonard : Boy, you sure get your money's worth out of these games.

Leonard : Priya, can I come in? Sure.

Leonard : Oh, God.

Sheldon : What? It's okay.

Leonard : You didn't know. I'll take care of it.

What-what did I do?


Penny : Nothing.

Penny : Sheldon, I'm surprised you'd choose to go to a pub.

Sheldon : At our committee meeting,

Sheldon : Amy made a motion for a picnic in a park,

Sheldon : but I tacked so many amendments on that thing

Sheldon : it sank like a lead balloon.

Amy : I then suggested a pub.

Sheldon : Yeah, which I was initially skeptical of until

Sheldon : I saw online that they serve Yorkshire pudding.

Leonard : You don't even like Yorkshire pudding.

Sheldon : No, it's yucky,

Sheldon : but informing people about the history of Yorkshire

Sheldon : is yummy, yum-yum.

Amy : After a lively debate,

Amy : that proposal passed by a two-zero margin.

Leonard : Nice to see a busy couple

Leonard : keep the spark of bureaucracy alive.

quiet laugh

Sheldon : Ignore them, Amy. They're just jealous

Sheldon : because they'll never have a relationship as good as ours.


Beckett : And as far as I'm concerned, let a higher pay grade deal with it.

Beckett : We now have leverage that we can use with our mystery agents.

Ryan : How? It's not like we can just call them up.

We do have the box of bugs.

Castle : It's the next best thing to a bat phone.


This is getting hard to not take personally.

Penny : - Come on. Don't make this about you. - I'm not. It's about you.

Yeah, whatever. I told you Valentine's Day sucks.

- This one does, and you're the reason why. - What?

Bernadette : Compared to them, I'm feeling pretty good about us.

Howard : Me too. How about we blow off dessert, go home early? I'll do that laundry.

Alex : Thank you.

- I love you. - Love you too.

- So where'd you hide it? - Where you'd never look.

Howard : Damn it, it's in the washing machine.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Happy Valentine's Day. - Okay.

Sheldon : - Shall we go to dinner? - Hang on.

Amy : As you know, I had planned a traditional evening...

Amy : ...of romance and gifts.

Sheldon : Yes, and as you know, I planned to pretend to enjoy it.


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word efficient great and read it shows you with the vegetables and scallions

you with the vegetables and scallions

you with the vegetables and scallions all sorts of delicious now and it's

all sorts of delicious now and it's

all sorts of delicious now and it's supposedly one of the places that

supposedly one of the places that

supposedly one of the places that doesn't best is Jun Gong Gong cheese

doesn't best is Jun Gong Gong cheese

doesn't best is Jun Gong Gong cheese chic not some ponch on they also brought

chic not some ponch on they also brought me from Calais - that looks like they

me from Calais - that looks like they

me from Calais - that looks like they just cooked under its a limiter and a

just cooked under its a limiter and a

just cooked under its a limiter and a little bag of crispy chewy in big

hahaha this egg is looked like a Snorlax

also locale delicate is vicious and

also locale delicate is vicious and

also locale delicate is vicious and there's only three sections of bump oh

there's only three sections of bump oh

there's only three sections of bump oh my god Pro carbon there's only three

my god Pro carbon there's only three

my god Pro carbon there's only three sections of bonus edition

sections of bonus edition

sections of bonus edition right here right here and in the middle

right here right here and in the middle

right here right here and in the middle come and arrest see that that's all

come and arrest see that that's all

come and arrest see that that's all interlock is just laid off like it was

[Music]


Howard : Oh, come on, that can't be true.

Raj : I did the research. Tony the Tiger...

...Dig 'Em the frog, Cap'N Crunch, Toucan Sam, Count Chocula, Trix the Rabbit...

Raj : ...Snap, Crackle and Pop.

Raj : Not one cereal mascot is a girl.

Raj : It's a total breakfast sausage fest.

Leonard : Are we done with this?

Raj : Almost. Franken Berry, Boo Berry, Sugar Bear, and the Honey Nut Cheerio Bee.

Raj : I believe his name is Buzz.

Leonard : Terrific. Something weird happened and I don't know what to do about it.

- What's going on? - Sheldon's assistant...

Leonard : ...asked me on a date.

Raj : How could you do that to me?

Raj : You know I've been working it with Alex for weeks.

Leonard : Working it? You can't even talk to her.

Raj : I talk with my eyes.


- Hey, Penny. - Hi. You probably don't wanna go in there.

Leonard : Why? What are they doing?

Penny : You know, the only way I could explain it would be in a therapist's office with dolls.


He's not answering.

I called him a few times and I've got nothing.

- [Child] This one's mine.

- [Phone Operator] Your call has been forwarded to an

automatic voice ..

Yeah so, I've tried calling him, I've gotten no answers.


I didn't realize that had become anything.

Oh no, it has become.

Rachel : Oh no, those were four great dates.

I mean, and the connection!

Rachel : Emotionally, mentally. You know?

Physically.

-That's incredible. -I know, isn't it?

I'm right there with Joshua. You are right there with Emily.

And it's kind of like it's a tie.

I gotta get back to my dishes.


Rachel : Ross! Janice?

Joey : All right. Hold on, hold on.

Joey : This is Ross.

Joey : He's our friend. He obviously went crazy.

Joey : He obviously lost his mind.

Look, it's not that crazy. Okay?

But it's Janice! I mean, she's...

...Janice!

How drunk were you?

Ross : Janice and I have a lot in common.

Ross : We've both been divorced. We both have kids.


Joey : I have to pee.

Joey : And Rachel's in the bathroom!

Man, I didn't think we'd make it.

Gary : I know.

Ross : Don't switch hands, okay?

Chandler : Hey, ladies. What are you in here for?

Gary : What are you doing here?

I am here to report a crime.

It's a crime that we don't spend time together.

Gary : What's up?

You're thinking about moving in with Phoebe, and I thought we should talk.

You know, man to...

...well, me.

Gary : Sure, okay.

Chandler : Are you crazy?


Leonard : Oh, that's cool.

A micro-Valentine for a microbiologist. Heh.

Leonard : From her micro-husband.

Leonard : That is amazing. How long did this take you?

Ah, about 12 hours. I pulled an all-nighter. Heh.

Leonard : Oh, wow.

Howard : Yeah, I know, it really took a bite out of my video-game time.

Howard : What are you and Penny doing?

I'm gonna take her to a nice restaurant for dinner.

Howard : That's not bad, but as far as romance goes, I think my gift hits it right out of the...

- Wanna come to dinner with us? - Yes, please.

Okay, uh, Amy will be here shortly expecting the perfect Valentine's gift.

Sheldon : So you're up, kid, dazzle me, go.

Okay, I think I have some great choices.

Alex : I went on Amy's Facebook page and read her interests...


Robin : Okay, Jerry's gone; let's break up.

Ted : Okay. "I would have stolen you a whole orchestra."

Ted : There. What's the rush?

Robin : Well, that guy who came over here who thinks we're dating,

Robin : I kind of have a crush on him.

Robin : Can you help me clear it up?

Ted : Really? That guy?

Ted : He was, like, a four.

Robin : A four? God, you are, like, the worst judge of guys ever.

Robin : Okay, if he is a four, what are you?

Ted : Hey!

Ted : I'm not perfect; I'm an eight...

Ted : and a half.


[Music]

[Music] next place we arrived up the hill a

next place we arrived up the hill a

next place we arrived up the hill a little bit and there's on the corner

little bit and there's on the corner

little bit and there's on the corner there's a number of food stalls each

there's a number of food stalls each

there's a number of food stalls each serving a different dish this is what I

serving a different dish this is what I

serving a different dish this is what I remember seeing driving around this area

remember seeing driving around this area the other day so we're gonna stop here

the other day so we're gonna stop here

the other day so we're gonna stop here to see what they have


Beckett : Girlfriend? Wife?

Lanie : Burns is listed as divorced, no next of kin.

Castle : He was a war correspondent, an investigative reporter.

Castle : What was he doing in a pizza oven?

Well, maybe his editor knows.

Walt Shaw : We were friends.

Walt Shaw : When I became editor of the paper, he was my first hire.

Castle : The kinds of stories he wrote,

he must've stepped on his fair share of toes.

Walt Shaw : Not for years. He'd been out of the game for a while.

Why's that?

Walt Shaw : His kid was killed in an accident. She was 10.

Walt Shaw : After that, he finally gave in to his love affair with the bottle.

Beckett : We see that you still had him on the payroll.

Walt Shaw : He did the occasional human interest story for our lifestyle section.

A waste of his talent,

Walt Shaw : but it let him make rent, keep his insurance.

Beckett : Mr. Shaw, was he working on anything recently?

Walt Shaw : Just a puff piece I'd assigned him last week.


the plate means tonight I'm gonna

the plate means tonight I'm gonna actually put this in my big plate

actually put this in my big plate

actually put this in my big plate because I don't want to waste any any

because I don't want to waste any any

because I don't want to waste any any single green over rice that's pretty it

single green over rice that's pretty it

single green over rice that's pretty it fits right away it's almost like a

fits right away it's almost like a

fits right away it's almost like a half-and-half kind of thing the white

half-and-half kind of thing the white

half-and-half kind of thing the white plane

plane

plane fluffy rice is on one side and the rice

fluffy rice is on one side and the rice

fluffy rice is on one side and the rice with all the masala is on the other I

with all the masala is on the other I

with all the masala is on the other I got the chicken this time because I got

got the chicken this time because I got

got the chicken this time because I got the mutts on last time now I'm thinking

the mutts on last time now I'm thinking

the mutts on last time now I'm thinking there's gonna be a treasure waiting from

there's gonna be a treasure waiting from the inside so once again let's go dig in

the inside so once again let's go dig in here


We've been waiting here for six hours. Am I the father or not?


with butter and a huge selection of toppings,

including Toblerone, Nutella, crushed peanuts, sugar,

chocolate sprinkles, cheese, and condensed milk.

It's all folded in half before serving

so the toppings are all melted in the middle.

Eating this is just like a joyful heart attack.

That looks insanely heavy.

This just looks so heavy and filling.

Oh, wow, I can't believe the amount of stuff

he's putting on here.

It looks like a heart attack, a joyful heart attack.

More butter!

This looks like a definite heart attack.

This looks so heavy and perfectly symmetrical.


Elise : Where's Ed? Right next to you.

Well, you're two down, two to go.

Elise : Two days?

Cameron : No. Doses. You have about 20 more days of this fun.

Elise : What time is it?

About 4 : 00 a.m. I pulled the short straw.


sister Emma she thought a mild actually

sister Emma she thought a mild actually remember doc she got it as a baby and

remember doc she got it as a baby and

remember doc she got it as a baby and then she caught it again super dark


Sheldon : My apologies.

Sheldon : I would've been here sooner but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it.

Amy : I saved you a dumpling.


Ross : So listen...

...I know we haven't had a chance to talk...

Ross : ...since Emily and I decided to get married.

Ross : And I was just wondering how you were.

Ross : If you were getting married, I would feel kind of...


Barney : Well, those are my old gambling buddies.

Barney : Truth is... I used to come here all the time.

Barney : Play an old chinese game called

Barney : "shing hasabu shing".

Barney : Had a small gambling problem.

Barney : Actually, it wasn't so small.

Barney : I... Kind of lost my entire life savings.

Barney : But tonight, I don't know, I'm feeling hot.

Barney : I think I can win us that money.

Robin : No, we're not letting you gamble


Taub : Or House just screwed up.

Taub : If you misinterpreted the breath sounds as soft instead of loud,

Taub : it's laryngospasm instead of bronchospasm.

Which she can get from a simple panic attack,

Taub : which she was having.

Foreman : I also heard the lung sounds, too, Taub. You saying I screwed up?

Taub : "Screwed up" is maybe too harsh, but yes.

Thirteen : Don't you wanna check their charts?

House : Of course not, this is a double-blind.

House : I don't want to even subconsciously signal to Teddy which one's the sickest.

Kutner : Her name's Debbie.

Taub : Are those welts on that guy's arm?

Foreman : Were they here when we got here?

Thirteen : He has a severe cat allergy.

House : That never happened.

Kutner : Look at Debbie.

Good news, Mr. Limpert.

House : When you don't die tonight,

House : you will finally have done something good for the world,

House : as opposed to your life as a fireman.

House : Foreman's airborne allergen theory makes the most sense.

House : Do a methacholine challenge on Catgirl to check it out.

Cuddy : I told you to get rid of Death Cat.

House : You see a cat? I see a litter box.


while oh they're so good there's a lamb intestines right and they're just so

intestines right and they're just so

intestines right and they're just so soft like they're not they're not chewy

soft like they're not they're not chewy

soft like they're not they're not chewy at all

at all

at all they're cooked for so long they became

they're cooked for so long they became

they're cooked for so long they became one the rice right there one bite kind

one the rice right there one bite kind

one the rice right there one bite kind of caramelized intestines with rice dip

of caramelized intestines with rice dip

of caramelized intestines with rice dip it in the juice oh and that's just like

it in the juice oh and that's just like

it in the juice oh and that's just like liquid meat down there you can see it

liquid meat down there you can see it

liquid meat down there you can see it it's like it looks like melted butter

it's like it looks like melted butter

it's like it looks like melted butter all rehydrate it is so good I'm done for

all rehydrate it is so good I'm done for that one in the juice exactly mmm it


Foreman : It worked.


Ted from 2030 : And then she came to see me.

âª And I am nothing of a builder âª

âª But here I dreamt I was an architect... âª

Hey. Hey.


Beckett : And an RHD is...

- "Ruggedly Handsome Dad." - Ah.

Beckett : Okay. Fine. Go.

CASTLE : Hey, buddy, let's go.

Castle : Don't look at her. Come on.


upbeat music

Like gushes with fatty juices,

and then that jerk seasoning,

and that that scotch bonnet paper.

That's actually a flavor you just wanna tuck into your cheek

and keep it forever.

Once you start eating, you cannot even stop.

Approximately eight minutes later,

the entire everything we had that was full on the table

has been reduced to a few chicken bones,

and a few empty scotch bonnet sauce bottles.

We're going back to Pineapple Beach

where the whole pig jerk

is still gonna be slow roasting away.

That's gonna be next.

upbeat music

How's it coming along, Andrew?

- Should be ready in a few.


Candace : I was with someone.

Who?

Candace : I can't.

Beckett : Candace, if you have an alibi...

Castle : Bobby Stark.

Candace : I was with him at the Tribeca Grand.

Candace : And the worst part is,

Candace : he doesn't even remember.

Esposito : Tribeca Grand confirms that Stark was with Candace

Esposito : at the time of the murder.

Castle : She did smell a little bit like strawberry oil.

Esposito : Baron's alibi checks out, too.

Beckett : Which leaves us without a suspect.

Beckett : Okay, get into it with Baron's lawyers.

Beckett : Just because Candace didn't kill them

Beckett : doesn't mean he didn't hire someone else to do it.

Kate Beckett : - Right. - Blind, naked ambition.

I think even your Debbie Winokur would've been appalled.

Beckett : Yeah. She would've.

Beckett : Debbie wanted to be a beauty queen

Beckett : because she believed in the ideals of beauty.

Beckett : She wanted to be beautiful on the inside and outside.

Castle : I thought you didn't like her.

Beckett : Well, deep down,

behind all of the makeup and the hair, she wasn't terrible.

Beckett : She was just a miserable person to live with.

Beckett : Unlike Amber, winning wouldn't have meant a thing to her

Beckett : if she had to cheat to do it.

Castle : Yeah, talk about choices that change your life.

When you make that choice,

Castle : when does winning become more important than your soul?

Beckett : I don't know. You have to be pretty cold and calculating

Beckett : to make some of the choices Amber did.

Beckett : Cold and calculating...

What?

Castle : Amber was cold and calculating.

Beckett : Yeah. So?

So all of those people we talked to about her?

Castle : One of them was lying.


LEANNE : We're not almost done. You still have brain surgery.

LEANNE : God knows how many weeks of recovery ahead of you.

CRISTINA : She's right. It's good to know what you're getting yourself into.

LEANNE : - Thank you. I appreciate that. - Yeah, recovery's hell on a spouse.

It's going to be harder for you than on him.

LEANNE : My mom's staying with us for a week. Maybe she should stay longer.

CRISTINA : It's brutal being the caretaker. Fetching the paper,

CRISTINA : - cleaning the carpet. - Honey.

CRISTINA : He wants ice in a cup, not in a mug. Never stops.

CRISTINA : It's the caretakers that are the silent victims.

- When do you hear about them? Never! - Honey, take the baby.

CRISTINA : It's always, "The patient this, the patient that. "

CRISTINA : - Silent victims. - Honey, take the baby.

LEANNE : - Taylor! - Someone help here, please?

- Hold on! It's OK! - Come on!

His seizure lasted a minute and then he was postictal for five.

TAYLOR : - Is the baby OK? - He's fine.

It shouldn't interfere with the surgery. Assuming we're going forward.

TAYLOR : Honey?

LEANNE : Yeah. I guess we don't have any other choice.

I'm going to do everything I can.

Not going to be a walk in the park, but I'm going to take care of him.

MEREDITH : OK.


Phoebe : Wow, how long were we arguing for?

You're not the man who left the phone.

- No, that's my assistant. - Is he coming?

No.

- Could you give us one second? - Sure.

We'll be right back, sir.

Phoebe : - What do we do? - I don't know.

Phoebe : Can you believe this?

Phoebe : We were waiting for a hot guy, and then an even hotter one shows up.

Rachel : I know.

What?


Way to destroy your reputation.

Sheldon : You see? People have been pointing and laughing at me all morning.

It's not true.

Sheldon : People have been pointing and laughing at you your whole life.

Sheldon : All right, I've had enough. Attention, everyone.


Tyler : Dr. Stevens, I need you to check the x-ray in 2103.

Tyler : 2118 needs post-op notes, and Jane's wondering

Tyler : if you want her to start feeding 2112.

Tyler : I'm going on break.

Izzie : OK, yeah, before you do that,

Izzie : could you page Dr. Karev again?


Lily : So you and ted had your first fight.

Lily : It obviously ended well.

Lily : I mean, you're here with me.

Robin : Actually, it didn't end at all.

Robin : I started getting bummed out, so I came here.

Robin : It's what I do.

Robin : When my grandma died, I got a perm.

Lily : Ooh, two tragedies in one day.

Robin : The thing is, ted has been literally

Robin : Complaining about work nonstop for weeks.

Robin : So, when I came over today,

Robin : I was kind of done.

Hey. Hey.

How was your day? Good.


crunchy that you could possibly want it

crunchy that you could possibly want it smells so good right

smells so good right

smells so good right maybe brew made from a sometimes dolphin

maybe brew made from a sometimes dolphin that rice

that rice

that rice smells delicious some cases there is

smells delicious some cases there is

smells delicious some cases there is also an inverter but I mean what an a

also an inverter but I mean what an a

also an inverter but I mean what an a you know to add any potato bola those

you know to add any potato bola those

you know to add any potato bola those are inside filled inside stuff decide

are inside filled inside stuff decide

are inside filled inside stuff decide this is on the screen folder this is an

this is on the screen folder this is an

this is on the screen folder this is an inverter this is some motion this one is

inverter this is some motion this one is called this is we call it a Seguin that

called this is we call it a Seguin that

called this is we call it a Seguin that is having sweet green gram society

[Music]


Ross : All right.

You know what I'll do? I'll order another pizza.

Ross : And when Caitlin gets here...

...I will show you how well I flirt.

Ross : I will get her phone number.


with me in in the x3 it's 84 in here

with me in in the x3 it's 84 in here honey

honey

honey it is hot 84 do that oh it just went no

it is hot 84 do that oh it just went no

it is hot 84 do that oh it just went no it just changed a 73 on not even 30

it just changed a 73 on not even 30

it just changed a 73 on not even 30 seconds you're out there maybe 45

seconds you're out there maybe 45

seconds you're out there maybe 45 you've been fed you got everything in

you've been fed you got everything in

you've been fed you got everything in the world you can't have cotton candy oh

the world you can't have cotton candy oh I see

I see

I see I see what you want Nash sit stay no no

I see what you want Nash sit stay no no

I see what you want Nash sit stay no no boy sit nope

boy sit nope

boy sit nope sit stay or lay no no he has not been

sit stay or lay no no he has not been

sit stay or lay no no he has not been trained day I didn't ask you to talk

trained day I didn't ask you to talk

trained day I didn't ask you to talk back Caine and talk some sense into your

back Caine and talk some sense into your dog boy

dog boy

dog boy he's over here he's over here back

he's over here he's over here back

he's over here he's over here back talking shake shake alright sit down sit

talking shake shake alright sit down sit down

down

down just try this it's an easy one but I

just try this it's an easy one but I

just try this it's an easy one but I promise it it's an easy one sit sit nope

promise it it's an easy one sit sit nope okay good boy yeah you're so good good

okay good boy yeah you're so good good

okay good boy yeah you're so good good boy

boy

boy we have actually not trained flash to do


Beckett : There couldn't have been that many.

Beckett : And specifically focus on the people

Beckett : who might have bought tickets last minute.

Right.

Beckett : What were you into, Mike?

Ryan : Okay, so we got five flights out of LA that meet our criteria.

Ryan : I ran all the passengers and one name popped.


Jerry : Back in '83, I'm lugging amps for The Stones through West Germany,

Jerry : and their tour manager loses his arms, bus-surfing through a tunnel.

Jerry : Gnarly.

Jerry : Long story short,

Jerry : I've been managing tours ever since,

Jerry : and that dude high-fives people with his face now.

Barney, laughing : You're funny.

Barney, laughing : My dad's funny.

Barney : So, all these years,

Barney : there's this one question I've been dying to ask him.

Lily : - Why did you abandon me? - Why'd you wait so long?

Robin : You've hurt me before, why should I trust you now?

Barney : Do you... get laid a lot?

Jerry : Big-time.

Jerry : Observe.


- [Bryan] Alright you guys.

We may be cheating just a little bit with our new Lynqs

but it looks like Ollie is about 545 feet in that direction.

So Finn's about 490 feet in that direction.

So I am gonna look for Ollie.

- And I'm looking for Finn.

- Okay, so are you headed that way?

- I'm headed this way.

- Okay, I'm gonna head this way.

This is a very big game of hide and seek, you guys,

but I think this gonna be super fun.

- Alright, I'm looking for Finn right now, and I'm pretty

sure he's basically in this general direction.

Which is so fun I can see that.

It say I'm 395 feet away so I'm definitely getting closer.

Let's just keep following it and see where it takes us.

- [Bryan] So I really thought Ollie was gonna take Mimi

to those underground tunnels but it looks like


Leonard : I'm kidding, I want you to feel at home here.

Leonard : Decorate it any way that makes you happy.

Penny : Do you really mean that?

Leonard : I really do.

Penny : Great, and just so you know,

Penny : I'm not getting rid of all your stuff.

Leonard : Yeah? What are you keeping?

Penny : That candle

Howard : and you.

Leonard : What about my robot poster?

Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.

Penny : I can make do with just the candle.

Amy : What's going on?

Sheldon : I'm struggling with the thought of leaving my old bedroom.


- It's a little bit later than morning?

- [Ollie] Yeah.

- Yeah, we actually have not been feeling that great today.

Bryan's been really congested and not feeling well.

And we've just been battling this sore throat

for a good few days.

So yeah, we were just taking it easy today.

We all took naps and that was just really, really nice.

And now we're just getting a little snack in

before I guess we start our day and do something,

do something today.

You guys snackin'?

- Yeah.

- [Missy] What are you snackin' on?

- This kid loves peanut butter.

- [Missy] Well, this is not regular peanut butter either.


Beckett : Yeah, sorry, you guys.

Beckett : We got held up giving a statement at NTSB.

Bet you'll be happy to know

Castle : they're launching a full investigation of Modesto Motors.

Well, looks like Pitbull is gonna get what he wanted,

justice for all the victims of that defect.

Castle : Yeah. What about you gentlemen?

Castle : Did you get what you wanted at the show?

Well, um, let's put it this way,

Ryan : we are no longer two-time champs.


probably about a dozen dishes we're

probably about a dozen dishes we're gonna taste all of them okay this one is

gonna taste all of them okay this one is almost out so I'll take a scoop of this

almost out so I'll take a scoop of this

almost out so I'll take a scoop of this this is uh dwop it's like I cut Kai with

this is uh dwop it's like I cut Kai with the type of cord this one is almost done

the type of cord this one is almost done so I better get a little bit of this

so I better get a little bit of this

so I better get a little bit of this there's some basil I think that's

there's some basil I think that's

there's some basil I think that's chicken as well

this is a green curry with beef and

this is a green curry with beef and

this is a green curry with beef and eggplant this looks really good look at

eggplant this looks really good look at

eggplant this looks really good look at that color that's gonna be the

that color that's gonna be the

that color that's gonna be the centerpiece of this plate the kyo-ahn

centerpiece of this plate the kyo-ahn

centerpiece of this plate the kyo-ahn because you though

because you though

because you though I get Fried Chicken

I get Fried Chicken

I get Fried Chicken all the pot one said pad 110 which is

all the pot one said pad 110 which is

all the pot one said pad 110 which is stir-fried mumfie noodles

I think I can only fit one more dish

I think I can only fit one more dish

I think I can only fit one more dish fried sausage stir fried sausage amen

fried sausage stir fried sausage amen

fried sausage stir fried sausage amen I think the plate number one is full


Raj : Okay, in Avatar when they have sex on Pandora...

Raj : ...they hook up their ponytails.

Raj : So we know their ponytails are like their junk.

Howard : Yeah. So?

Raj : When they ride horses and fly on birds...

Raj : -...they also use their ponytails. -Your point?

Raj : My point is if I were a horse or a bird I'd be very nervous around James Cameron.

Sheldon : It amazes me how you constantly obsess over fictional details...

...when there are important things in the world to worry about.

Sheldon : For example, why wasn't William Shatner in the new Star Trek movie?

Leonard : Hey, Sheldon, I was up in the administration office...


wondering this house is not for sale not for least not for sale not for rent I

for least not for sale not for rent I

for least not for sale not for rent I just want that mango tree though I think

just want that mango tree though I think she has eggs on the top of her head

she has eggs on the top of her head

she has eggs on the top of her head right you know those are Donuts


Chase : I almost got you killed by bringing a scalpel into that room.

Chase : I could feel better about that. You saved my life, too.

Adams : I think the ledger's clear.

Adams : But how can you not be traumatized?

Chase : Can't change what happened.

I can only make better choices from here.

Adams : So you're Zen about it, but won't let go of your anger toward House.

Adams : I'm seeing a trauma counselor. I think you should, too.


That's a good-sized spoon.

I'm gonna dip it, I'm just gonna taste

the broth first before I do anything.

They added some onions, some cilantro,

and some lime as well in here.

crowds chattering


but you know seeing that boozy yolk I

but you know seeing that boozy yolk I have to I have to break that yolk first

have to I have to break that yolk first

have to I have to break that yolk first okay I'm going I'm going to let that


Phoebe : Do you know how to go from D to A-minor?

Phoebe : So does your guitar have a strap?


crowds chattering

dishes clinking

laughing

Oh, that's amazing, yeah.

It's almost like a barbecue sauce.

And again those tortillas are just awesome.

And I love how they fry them, like double fry them,

so that they get kinda crispy.

So good.

Which one is the best?


Adams : He changed his mind?

Why?

Taub : His brother's dying. He needs a more substantial reason?

Adams : His brother was dying the last time we asked him to be the conservator.

Adams : So instead of pushing the issue with the Army to get that file,

Adams : he just decided to give up on his code?

Apparently.

Hayes : So, where do I sign?

Taub : We don't need you to.

Taub : The Army gave the file to you yesterday.

Taub : Major Mathewson had another copy sent over to us.

Uh... You know, there's a reason I didn't want that file released.

Taub : I know. I read it.

I'm going to treat my patient now.


Narrator : Kids, sometimes you can do something right

Ted from 2030 : A thousand times in a row...

Lily : A rainbow!

Lily : That's beautiful!

Lily : What a beautiful

Lily : Rainbow!

Lily : Another rainbow?

Lily : It's beautiful!

Ted from 2030 : But then, that thousand-and-first time...


Dr Harper : You're coming on Mondays.


delicious flavor from the broth and from all the food you've been tossing inside and out comes this beauty. Look at how lovely that is

Eating noodles at the end of hotpot is like an encore. It's like tasting everything you put into the hot pot all over again

It's like Benjamin buttoning yourself

That didn't even need the spices. I gotta have my chinese fried dough. Love Chinese fried dough and hotpot


Barney : Scotch at ghostbar, then two ringside seats

To watch floyd mayweather go ten rounds with,

Barney : Wait for it...

Barney : A grizzly bear!

Ted : Take me home, barney.


Leonard : It'll be fun.

Like a clown car. Heh, heh.

Penny : -Hang on. -Hm, yeah? What? Huh?

Penny : We just broke up.

Leonard : You and me? Yeah, we did.

Leonard : Not too long ago. How are you doing with it?

Penny : Not as good as you, apparently.

Leonard : I don't follow.

You know, it's none of my business.

You wanna sleep with Sheldon's buddy right after we broke up, go for it.

Leonard : -Well, now-- SHELDON : Excuse me.

Sheldon : I'm uncomfortable with you recommending...

...Leonard pursue intercourse with Dr. Plimpton.

Sheldon : Who, I assure you, has better things to do.


Robin : We'll get you a veil, honey.

Lily : Oh, robin, that's a really cute outfit.

Robin : Oh, really? Thanks.

Lily : Yeah, it has to go. I'm the bride; you can't look

Better than me. Done.

Lily : I'm going to get the bouquet.

Lily : You guys get the veil.

Lily : We'll meet in the chapel in 20 minutes.

Ready, break.

Ted : You guys want to go gamble?


Cuddy : I'm a sucker for the white gown.

House : Traditionally for young, first-time brides.

Cuddy : Well, I may not be young but I'd be first-time.

House : That is a lie.

House : You were married before. In 1987, for six days.

House : Your knowledge of New Jersey divorce law made me suspicious,

House : so I looked it up.

Cuddy : So this was all your trap?

House : Trap's primitive, I prefer inveiglement.

House : Anyway, the point is, I lied to you, you lied to me, I forgive you.

Cuddy : Well played.

Sam : You're tired, aren't you? All those files.

Wilson : No, no, I was thinking...

Wilson : I mean, if those two even have the slightest chance of making it,

then we have to be a sure thing.

And we've already made all our mistakes.

And...


You're not 14 anymore, okay? Maybe it's time you let that stuff go.

If he's not at your wedding, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

Okay, but I'm just doing this for you.

- So I never get to win anymore? - How much did you ever win before?

You know how when you're wearing pants and you lean forward...

Joey : ...I check out your underwear?

Joey : Well, when Jake did it...

...I saw that he was wearing women's underwear.


Howard : Oh, he speaks English. He just can't speak to women.

Really? Why?

Howard : He's kind of a nerd.

Howard : Juice box?

- I'll do the talking. MAN : Yeah?


Nice.

Beckett : Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

Castle : Did you see the hearts?

Beckett : Let's go, Castle.

Took me, like, six minutes.

Kevin Ryan : The car's license plate was registered to Archibald Fosse.

Kevin Ryan : Lives alone in a fourth-floor apartment.

Kevin Ryan : This isn't his first rodeo, either.

Kevin Ryan : He got in trouble playing the ponies,

Kevin Ryan : so he took out his bookie with a car bomb six years ago.

Becket : Six years and he's already out?

Well, he was supposed to do 20 years to life,

Ryan : but his case got overturned on appeal three months ago.

Castle : Any idea about the motivation for last night's bombing?

Ryan : No, we just ID'd him 20 minutes ago.

Ryan : There's a lot we have to learn about him yet.

Javier Esposito : Yo, Beckett. This is Diego Jiminez.

Javier Esposito : Uniforms intercepted him on his way up to pay Mr. Fosse a visit.

Beckett : - How do you know him? - I don't, really.

Diego Jiminez : I've never even met him.

Diego Jiminez : We connected online.

Diego Jiminez : I'm a collector.

Diego Jiminez : He said he had some baseball cards from the '30s he wanted to sell.

Diego Jiminez : - That's all. - Well, we know this much.

Castle : If Diego had an appointment, Fosse's probably in there.


Girl : - Howard? - Sheldon.

Sheldon : Howard is employing a schoolyard paradigm...

Sheldon : ...in which you are for all intents and purposes deceased.

Sheldon : He intends to act on this by not speaking to you...

Sheldon : ...feigning an inability to hear you when you speak...

Sheldon : ...and otherwise refusing to acknowledge your existence.

That's ridiculous. Why are you cooperating with him?

Sheldon : I don't make the rules, Leonard.

Leonard : Howard, come on. I didn't plan on this.

Leonard : These things just happen. Usually not to me, but they do happen.

Howard : Did someone just feel a cold breeze?

Sheldon : I believe this is an extension of the death metaphor.

Sheldon : The cold breeze is a so-called ectoplasmic issue...

Sheldon : ...of a disembodied soul passing by.

Raj : You know, screw it. I'm just gonna eat the dumpling.


Sheldon : My queen can now take your rook from below.

Penny : So that means I lose, right? It's over!

Sheldon : If I make this move...

Sheldon : But I won't because we're having too much fun.

Penny : -Okay, let's take a break. -We're all out of alcohol.

Penny : I wasn't going to get alcohol.

Penny : Gosh, I wonder what Leonard's doing right now. I miss him so much.

Sheldon : Well, if you'd like, we could call him.

Sheldon : I mean that you could call him.


speaking in foreign language

The slap!

The noodle slap.


Cameron : I managed to make it to 17 without a criminal record.

Yeah?


juicy and it's a hefty piece of chicken

juicy and it's a hefty piece of chicken a lot of flavors I like the mustard I

a lot of flavors I like the mustard I

a lot of flavors I like the mustard I love the crunch of the pickles the only

love the crunch of the pickles the only

love the crunch of the pickles the only thing I'm not really quite sure about

thing I'm not really quite sure about

thing I'm not really quite sure about there's why this is called a holy into a

there's why this is called a holy into a chicken sandwich besides the fact that

chicken sandwich besides the fact that

chicken sandwich besides the fact that it's made here in Korea there's nothing

it's made here in Korea there's nothing

it's made here in Korea there's nothing really worried intially about this

really worried intially about this

really worried intially about this chicken sandwich

tastes like a regular chicken sandwich

tastes like a regular chicken sandwich

tastes like a regular chicken sandwich well I liked it I just don't really

well I liked it I just don't really

well I liked it I just don't really understand it this is something I wanna

understand it this is something I wanna

understand it this is something I wanna try says last time I was in Korea

try says last time I was in Korea

try says last time I was in Korea there's the spicy Shanghai chicken

there's the spicy Shanghai chicken

there's the spicy Shanghai chicken sandwich and I really hope it's called

sandwich and I really hope it's called

sandwich and I really hope it's called that for a reason this is a delicious


Chandler : ...and good worker.

Rachel : I just gotta get the thing back.

Rach? That sketch you mentioned?

Joey : Might it have looked a little like this?

Rachel : Oh, my God, Joey!

Chandler : - What is the matter with you? - God!

Joey : This little talent came in handy before I could afford porn.


oh Jesus oh my goodness you go poo poo

oh Jesus oh my goodness you go poo poo mortenhoe please make major explosion

mortenhoe please make major explosion

mortenhoe please make major explosion ace do you wanna touch the pail you are

ace do you wanna touch the pail you are

ace do you wanna touch the pail you are in taste appeal Oh

in taste appeal Oh

in taste appeal Oh push it again oh it's all inside this


== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man

Raj : Why do you need Kripke?

Raj : Can't you just go to Party City for helium?

Leonard : We'd have to go to every Party City in California.

Howard : Sounds like you on Cinco de Mayo.

Raj : Hey, people were still talking about that party

on siete de Mayo.

Sheldon : Leonard, if that Swedish team beats us,

Sheldon : I will never be able to enjoy

Sheldon : anything from their country again.

Sheldon : Which is a shame, because Swedish meatballs

are my favorite toothpick-delivered meatball.

Howard : If you need liquid helium so bad, I know a guy

Howard : who can get you some, if you don't ask too many questions.

Leonard : Who is he? Where does he work?

Leonard : How does he get the helium?

Sheldon : How many questions are too many questions?

Howard : Maybe he's not for you.

Sheldon : Four questions. There answer's four.

Bernadette : Hey, you know who went out

Bernadette : on a date the other night? Stuart.


Gracias, awesome.

Oh yes, gracias.

So we got two different types of carnitas here.

We got the uterus, oh man

and pork belly with pork skin and we can top it

with a few different selections of salsa.

I think I'm gonna go for this one here.

This is a tomato, onion cilantro, look at that.

Doesn't that look awesome?


Look at that goo!

- More goo!

- [Bryan] More goo over here in this corner!

- More goo!

- [Bryan] And over here,

oh my gosh there's nasty goo everywhere, huh boys?

There's like a trail of it.

There's some around this corner, boys.

Don't step in it, Ollie, come look.

You see it?

Is that that same goo?

- Look, goo!

- [Bryan] Goo, there's monster goo.

How did the monster goo get down there?

- I think there's some down there.

- [Bryan] There is?


Thank you so much, margaret.

I can't believe you carved that crucifix yourself.

So talented.

Didn't think you could carve.

For you.

Oh. And this one's from...

Grandma lois.

Grandma lois : Oh. No, wait, darling.

Before you open this, I-I want to say a few words.

Ted : Okay, something you need to know.

Grandma lois thought she was giving her granddaughter

An antique sewing machine.

And we're back in.

Honey,

This handy little device has been

In our family for generations.

I used it. Your great grandmother used it.

Now,

Her mother didn't use this one,

But she used one just like it.

Of course, back then, they were made out of wood.

And, uh, I guess before that,

You just had to do it by hand.

Would you pass the wine, please?

No.


Penny : Maybe. But this isn't about them; it's about us.

Penny : It is. It is about us.

Penny : And you know what the best part is?

Penny : We took our time.

Penny : I mean, we met, we were friends for a couple years,

Penny : then we got together, and then we got untogether,

Penny : then we worked out all our problems,

Penny : and now we know everything about each other,

Penny : we can just go forward with no surprises and no regrets.

Sheldon : Right. No surprises.

Penny : And no regrets.

Stuart : Uh,

well, there-there's one thing

Leonard : I feel I should tell you.

Penny : What?

Leonard : You know, so we can go into this

Leonard : with no secrets between us.


really need to get my packing list guys

really need to get my packing list guys cuz this is kind of like ridiculous I

cuz this is kind of like ridiculous I

cuz this is kind of like ridiculous I just need to you know so these are the

just need to you know so these are the

just need to you know so these are the two travel outfits this is the one for


- [Mark] Oh yeah, this one.

I forget the english name though.

- [Ben] It's like chiku, chiku.

- [Mark] Ying.

- Mm.


Say bye-bye.

- Bye.

- [Missy] Bye, all done, we got all our groceries.

- Bye.

- [Missy] laughs You saying bye to everyone?

- Yeah.

- [Missy] laughs Yeah.

Do you see lights?

- Yeah.

- [Missy] Did you say hi?

- [Policeman] Hi.

Missy laughs

- [Missy] Say, bye policeman.

- Bye. - Bye.

The policeman just stopped to say hi to him

'cause he's so cute and he was waving at him.

- Bye.

Missy laughs

- I was like, "Oh no, what am I doing wrong?"

I'm just putting my groceries away

and he's just like, "How old is he?

"He's so cute."

It was kinda funny.

And he showed you his lights, huh?

Yup, we got some water.

Do you need some?

Here you go.

Okay, take a drink.

You want Momma to help you?

Good job.

Alright, let's get in the car, okay?

- Hey big guy.

I heard you saw policeman.


every one of them is unique and some of

every one of them is unique and some of them have been replaced with it there

them have been replaced with it there

them have been replaced with it there are six of the 213 columns that are

are six of the 213 columns that are

are six of the 213 columns that are original 10th century and here's one of

original 10th century and here's one of

original 10th century and here's one of the original 10th century columns it's

the original 10th century columns it's

the original 10th century columns it's just like an entire tree or you can see

just like an entire tree or you can see

just like an entire tree or you can see the carvings you can see how many hands

the carvings you can see how many hands

the carvings you can see how many hands have touched this


Addison : - You are drunk. - Ten more minutes and I dance.

Naomi : And I require company.

Sam : I don't think I've ever seen her drunk before.

Pete : Sam...

Addison : Did you cheat on her?

Sam : Over the years there have been temptations.

But no, I didn't.

- Was there a lot of fighting? - Hardly ever.

Sam : Honestly...

Sam : It was bad, what I did.

Sam : I have no good reason.

Sam : I woke up one day... and I couldn't do it anymore.

Sam : It wasn't even a choice.

Sam : I had a thought,

the next thing you know, I'm burning it all down.

Sam : I left her.

I don't know why.

I don't know why.

- What kind of person does that? - Hell if I know.


Sure.

Monica : - Ball? - Yeah.

So how'd the lasagna go over?

Monica : Really? Good. So you owe me three pretty things.

Yeah, I've been thinking a lot about you too.

Well, no. It's hard, this platonomy thing.

It's a word.

Yeah, I do think it's better this way.

Yeah, we're being smart.

Yes, I'm sure.


-But you've never looked so beautiful. -Really?

-Pheebs? -Yeah.

Ross : He looks so tiny.


Joey : ...and he said it won't fit a grown man.

So you got in voluntarily?

I was trying to make a sale!

If I ever run into him, you know what I'll do?

Chandler : Bend over?

Chip : And then Zana just let one rip!


Bernadette : It's been wonderful, Sheldon, thanks for asking.

Bernadette : Oh, please stop crying, I'm begging you!

I don't know what else to do!

Bernadette : My boobs are empty. Do you want lasagna?

Bernadette : Shh, shh, shh, it's okay, it's okay.

Bernadette : Shh.


welcome yes this name thank you thank

welcome yes this name thank you thank you

hello yes travel trainer to vet okay

hello yes travel trainer to vet okay

hello yes travel trainer to vet okay this is gonna be our van for the for the

this is gonna be our van for the for the trip

trip

trip thank you soon okay thank you

thank you soon okay thank you

thank you soon okay thank you ah nice oh thank you


Ted : In the weeks leading up to aunt lily and uncle marshall's wedding,

Ted 2030 : Some weird stuff started happening.

Lily : Why does my stomach hurt?

Marshall : I'm sorry, baby. I ate a bunch of ice cream earlier today.

Lily : Oh, baby, you know we're lactose-intolerant.

Tes : Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Tes : Are you suggesting that

Tes : When one of you feels something, the other feels it, too?

Barney : Oh, god,

Tes : You guys are so codependent.

Lily : No, we're not.

Ted : Oh, really?

Ted : What about the other day?

Lily : Oh, I need to get some eggs.


Robin : and I don't really know how to say it so... here goes.

Robin : Who's the crazy chick in the apron?

Woman : Someone naughty left his toys on the floor

Woman : and needs to be spanked on his tushy-tush.

I'm in "twubble."

Woman : You did it? How?

Barney : Last night, after admitting defeat,

Barney : I just let myself go.

Woman : That looks so good. Can I have some?

Barney : It's my ice cream, you can't have any.

Woman : Someone needs to teach you how to share.

Woman : Who's your mommy?

Barney : Challenge completed!

Can you get her out? I'm scared.


Jeez!

Gotcha!

Castle : Not funny, Beckett.

Castle : I am being targeted by dark forces.

Castle : I'm serious. I can feel it.

Beckett : Okay, fine. Can you just feel it in the morning?

Beckett : 'Cause it's late. Let's go to bed.

- Yeah, just give me a few minutes. - AII right.

Castle : - Boo! - Jeez!

Beckett : You're so easy.

"The Angel Dagger."

Castle : where have I seen...


Julie : - Any muffins left? - Yeah, I forget which ones.

You're busy, I'll get it.

- Anyone else want one? - No, thanks.

You're losing your apron. Let me get it.


but the fact is most of us do harm all the time.

- I have eight million dollars. - So I've heard.

IZZIE : - I can do anything I want. - Just about.

IZZIE : And all I really want to do is a running whip stitch.

CHIEF : My first year as an intern

I had a cardiac patient who blew out his lung while I transported him to CT.

I called in a code. By the time everyone got there, he was dead.


it's not a lot of it that's why so

it's not a lot of it that's why so precious alright now it's time to not be

precious alright now it's time to not be so gentle with it because I love eating

so gentle with it because I love eating

so gentle with it because I love eating noodle soup the raw savage way I think

noodle soup the raw savage way I think

noodle soup the raw savage way I think that's just foolish good is nice but

that's just foolish good is nice but

that's just foolish good is nice but when something is good you got to get up

when something is good you got to get up close and personal with it that's the

close and personal with it that's the

close and personal with it that's the way to eat noodle soups regardless of

way to eat noodle soups regardless of

way to eat noodle soups regardless of what country you're in I love the pork

what country you're in I love the pork

what country you're in I love the pork and beef together I especially love the

and beef together I especially love the

and beef together I especially love the pork skin if that cuz you get that nice

pork skin if that cuz you get that nice

pork skin if that cuz you get that nice texture of the beef and tendon they had

texture of the beef and tendon they had

texture of the beef and tendon they had the much more gelatinous fatty piece of

the much more gelatinous fatty piece of

the much more gelatinous fatty piece of pork and all that just worked so well

pork and all that just worked so well

pork and all that just worked so well with the noodles and soup also the

with the noodles and soup also the

with the noodles and soup also the morning glory here man this has such a

morning glory here man this has such a

morning glory here man this has such a delightful a punch last punch my

delightful a punch last punch my

delightful a punch last punch my favorite I got those things something

favorite I got those things something

favorite I got those things something new treasures and I'm about to get to

new treasures and I'm about to get to

new treasures and I'm about to get to them right now

[Music]


Marshall : Uh, driver.

Ranjit : Hello!

: Oh! Ranjit.

Marshall : Hey, can we make a stop before we head back to the hotel?

Ranjit : You do not have to stop.

Ranjit : You can be together

Ranjit : As man and wife right back there,

Ranjit : And because we are friends...

Ranjit : I will not watch.

Marshall : Um, no, we actually had something else in mind.

Barney : Okay.

Marshall : Lily, go sit down.

Man : Welcome to wienerburger.

Robin : Hi.


busy you did an amazing job

busy you did an amazing job haha we got soy milk we got some of the

haha we got soy milk we got some of the

haha we got soy milk we got some of the dumplings some Peter show my with but it

dumplings some Peter show my with but it looks like them there's meat and maybe

looks like them there's meat and maybe

looks like them there's meat and maybe rice inside and then some dumplings we

rice inside and then some dumplings we

rice inside and then some dumplings we got some tea eggs we got some mouse'

got some tea eggs we got some mouse'

got some tea eggs we got some mouse' this is a good breakfast okay I'm gonna

this is a good breakfast okay I'm gonna

this is a good breakfast okay I'm gonna try one of these

try one of these

try one of these first and it does look like it's full of

first and it does look like it's full of like rice gluten gluten is right it


we're about to learn a classic it's an

we're about to learn a classic it's an expansion pack yes expansion pack we've


enjoying a gentle breeze in the middle

enjoying a gentle breeze in the middle of spring that's exactly how I felt with

of spring that's exactly how I felt with this piece of steak into my mouth

this piece of steak into my mouth

this piece of steak into my mouth [Music]


Pizza Boy : Here you go, Mr. Spade.

We put it on your tab.

Beckett : Thank you.


last night he made us bamboo it's cooked in a bamboo at sticky rice and pork that

in a bamboo at sticky rice and pork that looks delicious I'm going to wait until

looks delicious I'm going to wait until

looks delicious I'm going to wait until we get back to the wampa ba and then

we get back to the wampa ba and then

we get back to the wampa ba and then we're gonna eat it

we're gonna eat it

we're gonna eat it [Music]

that was about an hour and a half ride

that was about an hour and a half ride

that was about an hour and a half ride we just made it back to Luang Prabang

we just made it back to Luang Prabang

we just made it back to Luang Prabang staying at a guesthouse no I did not

staying at a guesthouse no I did not

staying at a guesthouse no I did not forget the sticky rice we got to taste

forget the sticky rice we got to taste

forget the sticky rice we got to taste this right now in order to open this


No, I don't hate him.

It's just, it's Rachel. You know?

I can't even imagine how hard this must be for you..

but I don't want you to lose Joey over it.

Right now, he needs to know that you're still his friend.

Okay, I'll talk to him.

I'd do it soon.

Monica : He just asked me how to convert his dollars into Vermont money.

-Hi! -Hi.

Phoebe : -Chandler, Monica, this is Don. -Hello.


I've got to apologize on behalf of Carl.

Chandler : Who the hell is Carl?


Sheldon : But we need a cryogenic centrifugal pump.

Leonard : Well, forget it! It's not gonna happen.

Sheldon : Well, come now, Leonard, this may be your only chance

Sheldon : to make a real contribution to science!

I repeat : Not gonna happen.

Penny : What was all that about me trading sexual favors

Penny : for material gain?

Sheldon : It was a compliment.

Sheldon : I believe in giving credit where credit is due.

Sheldon on phone : Okay, fine. I'll tell him.

Sheldon on phone : Leonard, Mrs. Latham's car is here for you.


House : You deny that it's making you miserable,

House : you try to make me miserable so I'll stop making you miserable.

House : And eventually you will leave, citing reasons that have nothing to do with misery.

Cuddy : You're not bothering me.

House : Step one, complete.

Cuddy : I'm gonna call you from my cell. And then I will come back in here.

Cuddy : Hey. Yeah, I just had to explain to him that I had his balls,

Cuddy : and he's not getting them back. Excuse me.

Kutner : Sleep apnea explains...

House : Apnea would've disappeared when she shrank.

Taub : Not if it destroyed the musculature of her trachea.

Kutner : Apnea cuts off oxygen to the brain, the resulting neurological damage...

House : She been snoring?

Taub : She didn't mention it.

House : Did she mention feeling tired after a full night's sleep?

Kutner : No, but... - This isn't apnea.

House : And this is a stupid room to be doing a DDX in.

House : Cliff notes. Gastric bypass only makes her skinny on the outside.

House : On the inside we have heart and lung issues not caused by heart and lung issues.

Foreman : Private area, House. It can wait.

Thirteen : You need to consider side-effects from her gastric bypass surgery.

House : Forget the bypass.

House : Let the dying girl finish.

Kutner : You said forget the bypass... Shh.


Sheldon : And reverse the spin on the antiproton...

Sheldon : ...and gamma becomes alpha.

MuItiplied by a matrix of negative I comma zero.

Sheldon : And there we have it.

Sheldon : Conclusive proof that I am absolutely worthless after 9 : 00.

Scene : Sheldon.

Scene : Sheldon.


organize everything right now as we

organize everything right now as we would be not gonna be able to vlogging

would be not gonna be able to vlogging

would be not gonna be able to vlogging last two hours just trying to get

last two hours just trying to get

last two hours just trying to get everything ready going out for our final


Castle : Peter was placed in this cell.

Beckett : And then he escaped.

Castle : Yeah. But how?

Castle : They said one morning he was just gone.

Beckett : So, what are you thinking?

Beckett : How Peter escaped had something to do with who killed him?

Castle : Only one way to figure it out.


Chandler : That's not true. I came with Monica, I'm leaving with Weird Al.

Monica : Okay, I've had it with the hair jokes.


Leonard : Great.

Sheldon : So I've decided I'm going to collaborate with you.

Leonard : Great.

So, what exactly is it you do?

Sheldon : I know you chatter on about it all the time, but I've never really paid attention.


grilled meat dinners I've ever had.

Unbelievably delicious.

Thank you.

Feels like I just took a bath in smoke.

I actually did.

Oh, that was stunning.

upbeat music

We're stopping off at one more place this evening.

I think just one more place.

Oh, nice.

Oh, nice.

- mumbles

- I had no idea we were getting this but it's paan.


Raj : Well, I guess it goes back to

Raj : when I was a fat kid in India, and didn't have any friends.

Bernadette : I didn't know you were fat.

Yeah, I was 200 pounds by the time I was in middle school.

Raj : Kids were mean. Cows may be sacred there,

Raj : but it doesn't help if you look like one.

Raj : Anyway, I was pretty lonely,

Raj : so I had to make up my own stories and games,

Raj : and I promised myself if I ever made any friends

Raj : that I would play those games with them.


[SNORTS]

Leonard : Sheldon, don't make that noise. It's disrespectful.

I should hope so. It was a snort of derision.

You agree with me, right?

Sheldon : Loop quantum gravity is the future of physics.

Leonard : Sorry, Leslie, I guess I prefer my space stringy, not loopy.

Leslie : Well, I'm glad I found out the truth about you before this went any further.

Truth? What truth?

Leonard : We're talking about untested hypotheses... Look, it's no big deal.

Oh, it isn't? Really?

Leslie : Tell me, Leonard, how will we raise the children?

I guess we wait until they're old enough and let them choose their own theory.

Leslie : We can't let them choose, Leonard, they're children.

Leonard : Wait, where are you going?

Leslie : I'm sorry.

I could've accepted our kids being genetically unable to eat ice cream...

Leslie : ...or ever get a good view of a parade.

Leslie : But this? This is a deal breaker.


Cuddy : The damage to the heart and liver are permanent.

Natalie : I'm gonna die?


Penny : So what other annoying habits shall we discuss?

Sheldon : Uh, we don't discuss anything.

Sheldon : Leonard is the signatory to the roommate agreement.

Sheldon : As such, he bears responsibility

Sheldon : for all your infractions and must pay all fines.

Leonard : Fines? Yes.

Sheldon : If Penny's going to be spending nights here again,

Sheldon : you'll need to set up an escrow account.

Sheldon : Sign here.

Raj : Hello, Hawaii.

Raj : This is Dr. Koothrappali in Pasadena.

Raj : I'd like you to reposition the telescope, please.


dish comes from the Balkans we serve it

dish comes from the Balkans we serve it in different version it will get

it's pillow let's with all your pillow

it's pillow let's with all your pillow

it's pillow let's with all your pillow feeling you go okay loyalty streak no

feeling you go okay loyalty streak no

feeling you go okay loyalty streak no good cheese and poppy seeds and there's

good cheese and poppy seeds and there's

good cheese and poppy seeds and there's eggs on the side will up with it I'm

eggs on the side will up with it I'm

eggs on the side will up with it I'm gonna go in for that cheese oh you can

gonna go in for that cheese oh you can

gonna go in for that cheese oh you can peel the crustiness of that

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] well Oh just perfectly crusty and gooey

well Oh just perfectly crusty and gooey

well Oh just perfectly crusty and gooey and salty from the cheese oh you've got

and salty from the cheese oh you've got

and salty from the cheese oh you've got that brilliant combination of crispy and

that brilliant combination of crispy and gooey though it's perfect okay next up

gooey though it's perfect okay next up

gooey though it's perfect okay next up for the spinach and there's some poppy

for the spinach and there's some poppy

for the spinach and there's some poppy seeds on there too


Beckett : Rita is many things, one ofwhich is your stepmother.

Beckett : She's been helping me take down LokSat.

Um, I wanted to tell you sooner, but...

Castle : Let me guess, you couldn't because you needed to protect me.

Beckett : - I'm so sorry. - This is getting really old, Beckett.

Beckett : I know, believe me, it is...

Old.

Beckett : - It's very old. - Thank you.

Beckett : - Castle, you're absolutely right. - Exactly.

Castle : Right about...

Castle : what was I right about?

Beckett : The report on the Dragunov sniper rifle

Beckett : said that the barrel twist rate was 320mm,

Beckett : but the newer version is 240, right?

Yes, it was changed in the '90s.

Beckett : So then why would our sniper use an older model,

Beckett : when the newer one is so much more powerful and accurate?

It must've been the only thing the assassin had access to.

Rita : Only who the hell leaves around

Rita : a Russian sniper rifle from the 1980s lying around?

- Molniya. - Lightning?

Vasiliy : It's an old KGB code name for weapon caches planted in NATO countries

Vasiliy : to support the agents in the field.

Vasiliy : After the dissolution of the Soviet Union, many were abandoned.

Bet someone in the field would know where they were.

Like Frank, except he's all lawyered up.

Vasiliy : Yes, but I too know where these old caches are.

We search those caches, we could find our killer.


Leonard : Pass the soy sauce.

Amy : Bernadette just asked about my sexual encounter with you.

Amy : The meme has reached full penetration.


Ross : Pop it in!


smell like gem stocks and onions it does have a pungent smell it just doesn't

have a pungent smell it just doesn't

have a pungent smell it just doesn't smell all that bad and this ice cream is


Technically, you're back right now.

Thirteen : I need you to stop calling me.

The first 17 messages were cute, but...

House : I'm putting the band back together.

Interesting that you've never showed up at my place,

Thirteen : what with your love of annoying me

Thirteen : and your inability to take no for an answer.

Thirteen : I'm guessing ankle monitor.


Lily : Are you coming home?

Robin : Totally.

Ted : But first, lily, I owe you an apology.

Lily : Oh, for the love of god, are you as sick of apologies as I am? Yes!

Lily : Can we just skip the apology and go straight to the forgiving? Yes.

Ted : And I promise, I will never ever call you a... You know, again.

Stacy : That's okay.

Lily : I was kind of a grinch.

Kid : What's a grinch?

Ted : Nothing. It's something you shouldn't say.

Kid : Mom, what's a grinch?


Castle : Apologizing for the male race. Did we catch a break?

Beckett : - No. But the boys did. - Another mugger?

Beckett : I don't know, but they look pretty hot on something.

Castle : What? What do you have?

Esposito : Why don't you go ahead and give them a little taste, bro?

Ryan : Turns out our vic had a rent-controlled apartment.

Ryan : Stays in the family, it stays rent-controlled.

- $562 a month. Three bedrooms. - I'd kill for that.

According to a neighbor, vic's son-in-law borrowed money

Ryan : from the old man a bunch of times over the years,

Ryan : but recently he cut him off.

Son-in-law...

Ryan : Ryan. Really? Yeah, we're on it. Come on.

Esposito : - Something good? - Let's go.

- Well, what is it? - Wouldn't you like to know?

Castle : Hey, come on.

Castle : Got a bad feeling about this.

Beckett : Are we really rooting against solving a murder?

Castle : Well, I don't want to shave my head, do you?

Beckett : - Why would I shave my head? - You're in on the bet, aren't you?

Beckett : Yeah, but I didn't realize...

Beckett.

Beckett : Okay. We'll be right there.

Beckett : Lanie just found something in the forensic report.


Look, I'm talking right now. You mean her. Oh.

You know, twin stuff is always a real big seller.

What?

I could talk them into giving you...

thirty dollars.

Phoebe : No! No way! No!

Phoebe : And stop using my name! And shame on you!

Phoebe : And shame on all of you! You're disgusting!

Especially you, with that!

The slides are almost ready.

Yeah.

I know what this is missing :

Alcohol.

There's wine in the kitchen.

Monica : Oh, great.


pancake bling you know it's delicious it was really good it's like a perfect

was really good it's like a perfect

was really good it's like a perfect balanced dessert sweet snack final bite

balanced dessert sweet snack final bite

balanced dessert sweet snack final bite before Vanya no I'm ready

before Vanya no I'm ready

before Vanya no I'm ready [Music]

[Music]

[Music] okay the time has come

okay the time has come

okay the time has come what a beautiful setting powdery snow

what a beautiful setting powdery snow

what a beautiful setting powdery snow there's a frozen lake over here yeah

there's a frozen lake over here yeah

there's a frozen lake over here yeah this is a perfect winter setting perfect


You're telling me this actress person...

Chandler : ...is the only woman you ever wanted who didn't want you back?

Joey : Oh, my God.

Is this what it's like to be you?

- You're crazy about her, huh? - You have no idea.

When we're on-stage, I get to kiss her and touch her.

Joey : She goes home with the director...

...and it's like somebody's ripping out my heart.

It's so great to see you feeling like this.

Ross : Dad called this morning.

Aunt Sylvia passed away.


Amy : If we're going to be staying in this apartment,

Amy : would you be interested in doing a little

Amy : redecorating?

Sheldon : Oh, actually, I would.

Amy : Great, what'd you have in mind?

Sheldon : Let's take every single thing from the other apartment

Sheldon : and put it in here.

Amy : Well, how about we start a little smaller?

Amy : Like moving the furniture around.

Sheldon : You know, I have always thought

Sheldon : that this couch would look fantastic

Sheldon : on the curb in front of the building.

Amy : Look, we can't just throw away Penny's stuff,

Amy : but we can ask if she wants any of it back.

Sheldon : You know, I wonder how she feels about

Sheldon : all this artwork.

Amy : Well, I'm sure she misses this one.

Amy : I mean, it's the greatest gift I've ever given anybody.

Sheldon : It truly does capture the beauty of your friendship with Penny.

Amy : It may have appreciated in value.

Amy : The artist killed himself shortly after painting that.

Sheldon : Yeah, it seems only right that she have it back.

Amy : I can't wait to see the look on her face

Amy : when I give it to her again.


There's probably a spell for this huh?

We should be using the magic spell.

Okay, one, two three, four, five,

six, seven, eight, nine, ten!


Vanessa : Definitely started with the Great Mastectomy of 2001.

Vanessa : God, I miss my boobs.

Vanessa : They were spectacular.

Theresa : Is there a chance of locating another donor?


Raj : I don't believe it.

Howard : Neither do I.

Howard : Doogie Howser's been off the air for like 20 years.

Actually, I read that it's one of the most popular programs in India.

Sheldon : Might speak to a cultural aspiration to have one's children enter the medical profession.


Raj : Oh, but there's money for a drawer full of Red Vines,

Raj : a marshmallow shooting rifle,

Raj : and a super executive ant farm with glow-in-the-dark sand?

Sheldon : Yes.

Howard : Okay, what if he buys his own desk?

Raj : Yeah, what if I buy my own desk?

Sheldon : That's ridiculous. Why?

Katee Sackhoff : Because...

Raj : Yes?

Sheldon : It's my office.

Howard laughs : Sheldon. All right, all right.

Sheldon : He can buy his own desk.

Raj : And I can put it in your office?

Sheldon : Well, you really want

Sheldon : to dot the I's and cross the T's, don't you?

Leonard : Why would you want a glow-in-the-dark ant farm?

Sheldon : They do some of their best work at night.

Penny picking up a top and sniffing it : Ah, it's okay.

Sheldon : Penny?

Sheldon : Penny?


Chandler : -Oh, yeah. -All the time.

Monica : In fact, I was undefeated.

Well, you weighed 200 pounds.

Monica : Still, I was quick as a cat.

Rachel : I met Danny's sister yesterday.

-That was the girl on the subway. -You're kidding.

They were very, you know...

...wrestle-y.

Rachel : But I guess that's normal?

Monica : We don't wrestle now.

Ross : Not since I got too strong for you.

Monica : Too strong for me?

Monica : You wanna go right now?

Monica : I'll take you right now, buddy! You wanna go?


Shh. Act normal.

Leonard : Sheldon!

- How was the comic-book store? - Fine. The new issue of Flash is out.

Leonard : Great, great.

Leonard : Did you walk the whole way? It's a little chilly.

- Koothrappali picked me up. - Isn't that terrific?

Leonard : He is such a good friend.

Leonard : You know what the best thing about friends is?

Sheldon : They don't talk incessantly for no particular reason?

Leonard : No, no, friends forgive the little things.

- I'm gonna go home and wash my hair. - Don't you dare, missy.

Sheldon : Hello, fastest man alive.

Wanna see me read your entire comic book?


Bernadette : So, what should we talk about?

Howard : Well, we could always learn more...

Howard : ...about why people who believe in psychics are idiots. Leonard?

Penny : We don't need to talk about that anymore.

Penny : Leonard covered it pretty well in the car.

Leonard : I'm sorry, but facts are facts.

Penny : Right, and if you can't understand it, it's not a fact.

Leonard : No, if it's not a fact, it's not a fact.

Penny : -Oh, got it. Thank you for educating me. -Oh, you're welcome.

Leonard : -How's your fish? -Amazing.

Penny : -Would you like to try some? -Yeah, sure.

Penny : Well, the fact is you can't.

Leonard : Howard, Bernadette, you're both scientists.

Leonard : Help me out here.


Judge : No time for a second opinion, but the test takes three...

Alice : My skin hurts.

Edie : I know I no longer have the right

Edie : to demand it but could you please take a look?

Sure.

Rob : She's pissed, so now she's just looking for things to go wrong.

You're right, I'm so petty I hope she dies so it vindicates my opinion.

Edie : I didn't mean that, sweetie.

Edie : Mommy was being sarcastic.

Rob : She's a few years away from grasping sarcasm, don't you think?


soup man just soup but this was a

soup man just soup but this was a

soup man just soup but this was a fantastic first yeet on this which was

fantastic first yeet on this which was

fantastic first yeet on this which was really really delicious after a really

really really delicious after a really

really really delicious after a really great bowl of noodles I met some cool

great bowl of noodles I met some cool

great bowl of noodles I met some cool locals who told me that there's a famous

locals who told me that there's a famous coffee shop right there called coffee

coffee shop right there called coffee

coffee shop right there called coffee techie not a big coffee drinker but

techie not a big coffee drinker but

techie not a big coffee drinker but let's go give that a try

let's go give that a try

let's go give that a try [Music]


like at least 10 or 15 orders before we got here,

and we got here at 11 : 02.

speaking foreign language


like push your fingers through it well

like push your fingers through it well they're hard that's like a hard play

they're hard that's like a hard play

they're hard that's like a hard play hard and then they just melt into the

hard and then they just melt into the

hard and then they just melt into the earth

earth

earth okay well its price so common it's

okay well its price so common it's

okay well its price so common it's ridiculous that's Ohio boys I have no

ridiculous that's Ohio boys I have no

ridiculous that's Ohio boys I have no clue what that is

clue what that is

clue what that is but yeah definitely weird weird well it

but yeah definitely weird weird well it

but yeah definitely weird weird well it tastes like okay so the next thing on

tastes like okay so the next thing on

tastes like okay so the next thing on today's list is a sub Squatch it's the

today's list is a sub Squatch it's the

today's list is a sub Squatch it's the giant surfboard together come on come on

giant surfboard together come on come on Jamie told Dale and I he was like I want

Jamie told Dale and I he was like I want to get you on the biggest wave you've

to get you on the biggest wave you've

to get you on the biggest wave you've ever in in your life and the only safe

ever in in your life and the only safe

ever in in your life and the only safe way for us to do that is on a gigantic

way for us to do that is on a gigantic

way for us to do that is on a gigantic surfboard and it takes like dude it's


Barney : That needlepoint "bless this mess" pillow you made for ted...

Barney : What a stitch.

Barney : Stitch! Did that just happen?

Ted : Uh, mom, dad,

Ted : This is my girlfriend, robin.


You have to be careful that it doesn't cut your gums.

I would be lying to you if I didn't say

I felt like a little bit sluggish right now,

partly due to the jet lag, and just arriving this morning

and not sleeping last night,

and partly due to that massive pork knuckle.

But wow, that was delicious.

I'm to that point where if I sat down

for more than two minutes,

I would just fall into a deep sleep.


Ryan : What did your wife do for a living?

Noah : She owned an art gallery on 5th Avenue.

It's family owned, she took it over from her dad.

Esposito : You ever see this woman before?

Esposito : Or heard the name Amy Morgan?

Noah : No, I don't think so. Why? Who is she?

ESPOSITO : She's another victim, Mr. Curtis.

Esposito : Could she be an acquaintance of Kristina's?

Noah : I don't recognize her. I'm sorry.

Ryan : Did you notice anything unusual

Ryan : about Kristina lately or her state of mind?

Maybe something she said or did?

Leslie : There was something strange last week.

Noah : We were supposed to have lunch on Friday, but she didn't show.

Noah : She called later to say

Noah : she went to the art gallery for a last-minute emergency.

Ryan : Last Friday. Was your lunch at 1 : 00 p.m.?

Yeah. Yeah, it was. Why?

RYAN : Kristina lied to her husband

Beckett : about why she missed their lunch.

Ryan : She wasn't at the art gallery last Friday.

Ryan : They don't know where she was.

Okay, so both of our victims were unaccounted for

Beckett : at exactly the same time, shortly before they got killed.

Beckett : So where did they go?

Yeah, still working on it. Excuse me. Yeah, Ryan here.


Good job, Karma.

- We put a blanket on Karma.

He doesn't need a blanket.

Look, he's got a doggie leotard.


Now tell us everything you know about Dreamworld.

PARKER : WHISPERING First time I heard about Dreamworld was in '03.

Parker : I was serving with the 173rd in Kandahar at the time.

Parker : The story stuck with me, so, about a year ago I started poking around.

Parker : Found out it was a forward operating base in northern Afghanistan.

A launching pad for covert special ops in the region.

Beckett : Did Bronson work at that base?

Yeah.

Parker : Yeah, I'd heard his name a couple of times, so I approached him.

And what'd he tell you?

Parker : Nothing at all.


Amy : Great.

Howard : And where are you?

Bernadette : Down here.

Penny checking phone : Oh.

Howard : This is new.

Bernadette : I didn't know what else to do.

Bernadette : It worked.

Howard : Well, I'd say that's thinking outside the box,

Penny : but... ...come on.

Bernadette : Don't make me laugh.


So why don't you girls crawl

Into the open sewer pipe you call the holland tunnel

And flush yourselves back to "pretty much new york"?

Because I will do a lot

To get laid,

But I am not going to new jersey!

You're not from missouri?

Well, I will be a monkey's unc...

Ew. Right.

Can we get a ride?

Hey, um, sir,

Can we get a ride, too?


-That's not the baby, is it? -Her water broke. Calm down.

Nurse : Water breaking? What do you mean? What's that?

Ross : Breathe. Breathe.

I'm okay. I'm okay. That's disgusting. I'm okay.

Ross : -This is so your fault. -How is this my fault?

Ross : Carol never threw me out of a room before you.

Susan : There's a lot of things Carol never did before me.

-Are you trying to be clever? -You're so threatened by me.

Hey. Okay, all right. That's it. Get in here.

Phoebe : My God, you guys. I don't believe you.

Phoebe : There are children coming into the world here...

...and your fighting isn't the first thing they should hear.

So stop all the yelling! Just stop it!


Raj : No, you didn't.

Raj : There are millions of data points there.

Sheldon : But, look, an optical transient.

Raj : Yeah, maybe that is something.

Raj : How did you find that? It wasn't difficult.

Sheldon : You know how when you see prime numbers, they appear red,

Sheldon : but when they're twin primes,

Sheldon : they're pink and smell like gasoline?

Amy on Skype : No.

Sheldon : Oh. I guess I'm a special boy.

Sheldon : You know, sometimes when a boy is special,

Sheldon : he gets a Fudgsicle.

Sheldon : Which, by the way, tastes like the speed of light.

Leonard : Thank you for seeing me on such short notice.

Dr Gallo : Ah, it's my pleasure.

Dr Gallo : I'm curious,


MEGAN : What are you deaf? It won't start to hurt.

MEGAN : Just think about it, OK?

MEGAN : Superheroes are all kids with dead parents, like me.

MEGAN : And they all figured out when they were around my age

they could do things that nobody else could. Like me.

You missed your plane?

MARK : - Grounded on account of bad weather. - It's a cloudless sky.

ADDISON : That happens, like, twice a year in Seattle.

MARK : But there's a typhoon in New York.

MARK : - Sit down. Have a drink with me. - I'm not having a drink with you.

ADDISON : - I am working. At work. Not here. - So coffee. All right?

ADDISON : - Mark. - Joe, can we get the doctor a coffee?

They think it's weird they can do all this so they don't tell anybody

MEGAN : because people would freak out like you did.

MEGAN : What's wrong with you?

Son of a... ow!

Take your hand out of there before it falls off!


Sheldon : I should note, I'm having some digestive distress...

Sheldon : ...so if I excuse myself abruptly, don't be alarmed.


show we're going into overtime and I

show we're going into overtime and I have died Thomas

mouse now that we're all getting older

mouse now that we're all getting older

mouse now that we're all getting older starting to turn 21 we went to senior

starting to turn 21 we went to senior

starting to turn 21 we went to senior night which is a night that is dedicated

night which is a night that is dedicated to seniors on campus to let them go out

to seniors on campus to let them go out

to seniors on campus to let them go out and follow Alto and put parts and we're

and follow Alto and put parts and we're

and follow Alto and put parts and we're juniors but we went anyway and I'm

juniors but we went anyway and I'm

juniors but we went anyway and I'm pretty sure this senior net we were

pretty sure this senior net we were

pretty sure this senior net we were celebrating Raj's big news for those of

celebrating Raj's big news for those of

celebrating Raj's big news for those of you who have followed her on base angels

you who have followed her on base angels which all of you should her Ami's angels

we won our first game ever breaking news Harambee Angels just won their first

Harambee Angels just won their first

Harambee Angels just won their first game of any sport ever Haram evangelist

game of any sport ever Haram evangelist

game of any sport ever Haram evangelist is the d3 intramural sports team

is the d3 intramural sports team

is the d3 intramural sports team captained by myself and Tali

captained by myself and Tali

captained by myself and Tali Rigsby cheering players such as Shannon

Rigsby cheering players such as Shannon

Rigsby cheering players such as Shannon and Thomas and Alan we got our ass


...is what is she gonna do when I tell her what I did?

Before we answer that, we should address the more important question :

Chandler : How dumb are you?

What? Look, we're trying to rebuild a relationship here, right?


House : Make sure she does her job.


The texture of the noodles is amazing.

It's so...

They're elastic-y.

You could probably tie something up with them,

but at the same time


coffee and I sit here and don't talk to

coffee and I sit here and don't talk to anyone for hours at a time and just edit

anyone for hours at a time and just edit videos non-stop right now I happen to be

videos non-stop right now I happen to be using a Dell laptop because it's faster

using a Dell laptop because it's faster

using a Dell laptop because it's faster and it gives me smooth playback because

and it gives me smooth playback because

and it gives me smooth playback because I'm editing and I'm filming in 4k so

I'm editing and I'm filming in 4k so

I'm editing and I'm filming in 4k so I've been using a still and then jumping

I've been using a still and then jumping up on this side of the office this is

up on this side of the office this is

up on this side of the office this is the stock of t-shirts so if anyone

the stock of t-shirts so if anyone

the stock of t-shirts so if anyone orders a t-shirt this is where we ship

orders a t-shirt this is where we ship

orders a t-shirt this is where we ship the t-shirts from stock is here and


And then, oh man, there's some little pieces of minced pork

in there as well, but then also

the little soft pieces of pork skin

are just broken up by the really crispy little bits.

And it's spicy, a lot of ground chili in there,

powdered chili.

And then also it's nice and sour from the lime juice

and just perfectly salted from the fish sauce.

Wow, that is actually remarkable.


Lily : Yeah, it's really hard, even when you're sober.

Lily : That's what I tried to explain to the cop.

Robin : No, I mean, I guess I don't know how to do this girlfriend thing.

Robin : I've never been in a relationship

Robin : This serious before.

Robin : I should probably go tell him I'm sorry, shouldn't I?


BECKETT : Hiding his face from us. This is our guy.

Detective, your victim's boyfriend is here.

Matt : No. Never seen him before.


-Where's the Statue of Liberty? -There.

I can't not see it now.

Chandler : Hey, kids!

Come here. Do you see anything here?

-lt looks like a boat. -A boat.

Right in front of the Statue of Liberty.

It's been seven seconds, and you haven't asked me how my date went.


Sheldon : And how difficult it is to do

Sheldon : when she's bloated, cranky and crampy?

Sheldon : Continue.

Penny : Sheldon, we are just people.

Penny : We talk about the same things you guys talk about.

Sheldon : You talk about if werewolves can swim?

Sheldon : See, Leonard says yes,

Sheldon : but I say it depends on if the human could swim

Sheldon : before he was bitten.

Sheldon : What do you think?

Penny : Let's just talk about our periods.

Amy : No, hold on.

Amy : All canines instinctively know how to swim.

Amy : Why wouldn't a werewolf have the same abilities?

Bernadette : Well, they're not a hundred percent wolf.

Bernadette : They're a werewolf-- that's only part wolf.

Bernadette : It's like comparing apples to oranges.

Sheldon : Thank you.

Sheldon : Oh, and technically, it's apples that turn into were-oranges

Sheldon : when the moon is full.

Sheldon : Hey, this is fun.

Sheldon : We should do it sometime when you aren't all PMS'ing.


this is gonna be ramen number three this is gonna complete this lunchtime Tokyo

is gonna complete this lunchtime Tokyo

is gonna complete this lunchtime Tokyo ramen tour three back-to-back bowls and

ramen tour three back-to-back bowls and

ramen tour three back-to-back bowls and this is the spot right here they're

this is the spot right here they're

this is the spot right here they're doing a little bit of construction on

doing a little bit of construction on

doing a little bit of construction on both sides of the restaurant button

both sides of the restaurant button

both sides of the restaurant button right in between this is the ramen spot

[Music]

along with eating the rum in here one of the best things about coming to this

the best things about coming to this

the best things about coming to this ramen shop is that you can watch them

ramen shop is that you can watch them

ramen shop is that you can watch them make the noodles and they make them

make the noodles and they make them

make the noodles and they make them fresh for every single Bowl so when you

fresh for every single Bowl so when you

fresh for every single Bowl so when you order a bowl of rolls you can be assured

order a bowl of rolls you can be assured you're getting fresh noodles

you're getting fresh noodles

you're getting fresh noodles [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]


Jen : The guys that you want to call you, who don't;

Jen : and the guys you don't want to call you, who always do.

Jen : And somehow, right now, you're both.

Lily : Baby...

Lily : You should be able to fantasize about another woman

Lily : without feeling guilty,

Marhsall : I wish that I could,

Marhsall : but I've been doing this for so long,

Marhsall : I'm all confused about death and sex.

Marhsall : It's gotten to the pot where

Marhsall : every time I drive past a cemetery,

Marhsall : I'm sportin' a partial.

Ted : All right, we got to fix this.

Lily : Okay, when

Lily : Stripper Lily gets out here,

Lily : you have my permission to fantasize about her.


be added in there and after it's steamed add some hot oil maybe some sesame sauce

add some hot oil maybe some sesame sauce and you won't need coffee trust me this


Ben Davidson : What's the charge?

Beckett : If Mrs. Marsh's answer led to Sam's death,

Beckett : then the charge would be murder.

I kept going over everything Sam said,

everything he claimed happened that night,

until I came to the same conclusion that you both apparently did.

Julie Davidson : That Melanie never left her apartment alive.

Mrs. Marsh's answers merely confirmed what I already knew.

Beckett : That your son-in-law was a killer.

Castle : If you had figured out what Sam had done,

Castle : why not just go to the police?

Castle : He would have gone to prison for the rest of his life.


Wilson : So, you believe your son is...

erm, a saint?

Wilson : The way I understand it, one of the hallmarks of a saint is humility.

Wilson : Now, someone with true humility would consider the possibility

Wilson : that God hadn't chosen him for that kind of honor.

Wilson : Well, he'd consider the possibility

Wilson : that he just had an illness.

House : You have a gift for manipulation.

Wilson : I listen, I have an actual conversation with people,

Wilson : which, shockingly, does raise the odds they'll be cooperative.

House : That's what I'm saying.

You read that kid and you manipulated the hell out of him.

House : Bring pretzels.

House : I know that knock.

House : Use your key, I'm not getting up.


and this is it.

The brain and beef nihari.

- Guys we are so possessive about our nihari,

we are bringing it to table ourselves.

laughing

- High-five buddy.

- [Ali] We've have got two versions,

one is the basic and the other one is gold.

- [Trevor] Oh the gold, the diamond.

- [Ali] This is goat brain.

- [Trevor] Goat brain,

and you can just scoop it out with that sesame.

That toasted sesame naan.

Oh and there it is.

- [Ali] You don't have much time it would just melt.


-I thought it'd be a closed casket. -lt doesn't mean she can't look nice.

Mrs. Geller : Sweetie, you think you can get in there?

Ross : I don't see why not.


but I think if I had to pick a favorite

but I think if I had to pick a favorite ah I don't know I'm gonna have to say

ah I don't know I'm gonna have to say

ah I don't know I'm gonna have to say it's gems - steak was tender it was

it's gems - steak was tender it was

it's gems - steak was tender it was flavorful the cheese was melty delicious

flavorful the cheese was melty delicious the bread was scrumptious and fluffy I

the bread was scrumptious and fluffy I

the bread was scrumptious and fluffy I think the most value for your dollar

think the most value for your dollar

think the most value for your dollar cheesesteaks gotta be out maxin I mean

cheesesteaks gotta be out maxin I mean

cheesesteaks gotta be out maxin I mean you saw that Fame nothing was longer

you saw that Fame nothing was longer

you saw that Fame nothing was longer than my arm and it was loaded with

than my arm and it was loaded with

than my arm and it was loaded with cheese and ingredients also I saw if he

cheese and ingredients also I saw if he

cheese and ingredients also I saw if he asked for mushrooms there they literally

asked for mushrooms there they literally stuffed a peeve in the bread first which

stuffed a peeve in the bread first which is already full then they put the


that is one giant kabob that's an entire goat leg kebab and that's the process of

goat leg kebab and that's the process of the style of roasting so that's now


Monica : I'm really tired of being your relationship tutor.

Figure this out for yourself.

If you're afraid of a real relationship...

Monica : ...then don't be in one.

Howard! Howard! Howard!


Castle : I'm ordering you to be a kid.

Alexis : Don't you think I'm a little old for that?

I am not too old for it, so you are definitely not too old for it.

Castle : Don't you think we should at least test them out?

Okay. Okay.

Where do you wanna go?

Sergei Vetotchkin : I don't know. Ice cream?

Castle : How about pizza? After this case,


Sheldon : In any event,

Sheldon : now that Amy and I have spent quality time together,

Sheldon : I feel much more confident

Sheldon : proceeding to the next stage of our relationship.

Penny : And that is?

Sheldon : Using in vitro fertilization

Sheldon : and a surrogate uterus to gift humanity with our progeny.

Penny : You're still on that?

Sheldon : In these uncertain times, doesn't humanity deserve a gift?

Penny : Okay, you know what?

Penny : I'm gonna come at this in a whole new way.

Penny : Sheldon, if you try to make a baby with Amy in a petri dish,

Penny : I'm gonna tell your mother on you.

Sheldon : That's no threat.

Sheldon : My mother's always wanted a grandchild.

Penny : Really? Your deeply religious born-again Christian mother

Penny : wants a test-tube grandbaby born out of wedlock?

Sheldon : Curses.

Penny : If I'd thought of that in the first place,

Penny : I could've saved myself this whole night.

Sheldon : Well, it's not that late.

Sheldon : You could still go out and look for number 32.

Sheldon : Good night.


it's literally like putty of strained yogurt and lamb.

Okay, now, powdered saffron?

- [Woman] Saffron.

- [Mark] And the aroma of that saffron

is just intense and the strongest saffron

I've ever smelled, it's condensed

and it's actually thick and dark,

it's not even orange in color,

it's like maroon and yellow.


No!

Instead, I'm gonna conduct my own

Castle : parallel investigation alongside yours.

Esposito : Nice try, but you know that's not gonna fly.

Castle : Actually, it will fly.

Castle : You see, as a licensed PI,

Castle : I'm legally entitled to investigate

Castle : this case on behalf of my client.

Ryan : Ah. So who's your client?

Castle : I'm sorry, that's confidential.

Castle : I'm sorry, so is this investigation.

Beckett : I'm afraid he's right.

Beckett : PI's license or not, this crime scene is closed.

So, you're gonna have to go.

Castle : That's fine. I've already seen everything I need to here, anyway.

Castle : I'll conduct my investigation elsewhere.

Beckett : Elsewhere where?

Castle : I'm sorry, that's confidential too.

Huh.

Esposito : Is he serious?

Beckett : I think he is. And I think I'm getting a headache.

Um, Ryan, see if you can get a hold of this building's superintendent.

Beckett : Look for any security cams and try to reach out to her next of kin.

Beckett : Espo, you and I should go to the school that she worked for,

Beckett : see if they can tell us anything else about Shana's life.

Esposito : You really didn't know about this PI thing?

Beckett : No, I mean, I saw him spending hours on the computer,

Beckett : but I just figured he was playing Terra Quest.

Mmm-hmm.


right, and we just gotta sprinkle a little bit on it.

- I really like Draco, guys, do you?

What kind of lizards do you guys?

Comment down below what kind of lizards do you like?

- [Bryan] Yes, comment down below, what kind of lizards

do you guys like?

Ollie like his bearded dragon and geckos, right?

- Yeah.

- [Bryan] So we got his salad in there.

Hey Draco.

- I bet if we took this right here

and we put it in front of his face, he would eat it.

Ready?

- [Bryan] Think he'll eat it?


there's probably like ten or so layers

there's probably like ten or so layers of thin beef and the bread the top bun

of thin beef and the bread the top bun

of thin beef and the bread the top bun is still it's still crunchy on the top

is still it's still crunchy on the top

is still it's still crunchy on the top and you can see how it's just completely


Joe, I don't think a four-letter word for "ship" can be "ship."

I thought it was a freebie.


Sheldon : Tom is a paramedic with the fire department.

Sheldon : He's going to med school.

Sheldon : Uh, he likes the outdoors and, uh, strong women who initiate sex.


Phoebe : I want a lawyer.

Phoebe : I know my rights.

DNA confirms our killer is a woman.

Esposito : But someone with resources and connections, not this flunky.

A killer who knew Lars.

A woman who would risk losing the entire shipment

for the ultimate prize, the lamp.

And I knowjust the person to lead us to it.

Beckett : Dr. Baker, thank you again for coming to see us.

Well, how could I resist when you told me

Marion : you found the genie from Aladdin's lamp?

Esposito : That was a little bit of a white lie.

Castle : Yeah, see, we were looking back over Lars' school records from Columbia.

Castle : It turns out he actually audited a class ofyours

Castle : at Hudson University a few years back.

Marion : I have hundreds of students every year.

Marion : I'm afraid I can't remember all of them.

Castle : That's strange, your TA remembers that you and Lars

Castle : would meet regularly during your office hours.

Esposito : In fact, he said that you guys met the morning that Lars returned from Turkey.

Castle : Now, Lars, I'm sure, shared the discovery of the lamp with you,

Castle : knowing that you of all people would appreciate its value.

Castle : But what he wasn't counting on was your professional jealousy.


Castle : That's great!

Great.

Castle : My worlds are colliding.

Beckett : You mean Alexis?

Castle : You knew about this?

Come on, Castle. You're the one who said you wanted to find a way

of spending more time with her.

Castle : Not like this! This is my thing.

Castle : This is our thing. It's a violation of church and state.

Castle : This would be like me just showing up at her school and teaching.

Beckett : I really think that you're overreacting.

Castle : But what if I'm not?

Castle : What if this upsets the delicate synergy of our partnership?

Castle : What if it undermines our unit cohesion?

HISSES

Castle : See? Major problem.

Beckett : Not that. This.

CASTLE : That's a lot of blood.

Beckett : One of our witnesses saw a man leaving the building. He was limping.

Castle : Our suspect was injured.

Beckett : Yeah, and the trail goes that way.

Castle : A brutal killer betrayed by the frailty of his own flesh.

Castle : His path revealed by that most primal stain.

Castle : Except the path ends here.

Beckett : Multiple drops in one spot? He must've stood here for a minute.

Castle : He got into a car.


What?

Beckett : So, let me get this straight.

Beckett : You got parkoured by a blind priest?

Castle : I'd say the blindness is under dispute.

Uh-huh. And what about the fact that he's 60?

Beckett : Was he faking his age, too?

Sixty is the new 20.

Castle : Did you call just to bust my chops?

Yeah, pretty much.

Um. AII right, Speedy, I gotta go.

Beckett : Make sure you stretch before bed.

Castle : They got the priest.

Esposito : How do you know?

Castle : Beckett was having too much fun. wait.

Castle : Beckett was having fun. with me.

Score.

Imagine how much fun she's gonna have with the runaway priest.

Arguello : Can I be honest with you?

Arguello : I went blind to get out of Tampa.

Arguello : It was miserable down there.

The humidity was just oppressive.