Beverly : You're an extraordinary woman. Thank you.

Penny : You know, she's my mother-in-law.

Penny : Why can't I bond with her like that?

Bernadette : Amy's with Sheldon who she loves like a son.

Bernadette : You're with her son...

Bernadette : who she doesn't.

Amy : Do you realize it took me five years to get a massage from him?

Beverly : Oh, well, that still could be a big step for Sheldon.

Amy : Three minutes.

Amy : And he used a kitchen timer.

Amy : I felt like a soft-boiled egg.

Penny : You know, being in a relationship with Leonard


Can I subpoena a patient?

Cameron : House wants me to lie to the kid to get him in here.

Cuddy : Well, then you'll be the one getting the subpoena.

Well, we do need him to diagnose his friend.

Cuddy : Take the test to the kid.

Cameron : There is no test, House just wants to look at it.

Then take House to it.

Yeah, like that's gonna happen.

Cuddy : Tell House his parents called.

Cuddy : Said they were coming in early.

Cuddy : He'll go anywhere just to avoid them.

So, it's okay to lie to House but not to a patient?


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we are getting the boys out of Sunday

we are getting the boys out of Sunday

we are getting the boys out of Sunday school and they lasted the whole service

school and they lasted the whole service didn't you mr. fan what's that buddy

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haha get fun yeah oh my gosh that's

haha get fun yeah oh my gosh that's never happened babe we lasted a whole

never happened babe we lasted a whole

never happened babe we lasted a whole church service with no crying

church service with no crying

church service with no crying good job Finn hey that's what your shoes


Leonard : I know you guys don't want to do this, but we have no choice.

Leonard : You can either bitch and whine or we can get it over with.

- I got whine. - I got the B-word.

Leonard : Yeah, well, it's in our contract to serve on a university committee.


Look at the fish head curry!

Letâs go

Look at all the meat there

Oh you can just dip the fish head meat in the curry


Simmons : Thirsty cop, right?

Simmons : Couldn't pick a winner to save his life.

Simmons : Well, Detective, our association, as you put it,

Simmons : exceeded the statute of limitations many moons ago.

There's no statute of limitations on murder, Mr. Simmons.

Simmons : And here begins what is known as the initial confrontation.

Simmons : During this phase of the interrogation,

Simmons : the interrogator may invade the suspect's personal space

Simmons : in order to increase his discomfort.

Simmons : You want to invade my personal space?

Beckett : Look at me.

Raglan : Twelve years ago, Johanna Beckett led a big

Beckett : Take Back The Neighborhood campaign in Washington Heights.

Castle : That must have pissed you off.

Simmons : And this would be theme development.

Simmons : Presenting the crime through the eyes of the suspect.

Beckett : Johanna Beckett was murdered along with two of her colleagues.

Beckett : They were professional hits carried out on your orders.

Beckett : And you had your pet homicide detective John Raglan bury them.

Beckett : Look at her face.

Beckett : Tell me you don't remember her.


Joey : Are they in there?

Yeah, I'm implanted.

Monica : -How do you feel? -Well, freaked.

It turns out the odds are really sucky.

Phoebe : And this is Frank and Alice's only shot.

Phoebe : They are literally putting all their eggs in my basket.

Chandler : But I bet it works.

Monica : Really? How much?


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oh it has a moon cool weren't the International Space Station Wow

International Space Station Wow

International Space Station Wow where's the detail very smooth the BBC

where's the detail very smooth the BBC

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you would expect detail about money this is nothing to do with what what is this

is nothing to do with what what is this

is nothing to do with what what is this what am I doing here is this something I

what am I doing here is this something I was going to be it's going to be a video

was going to be it's going to be a video which we're going to put online by

which we're going to put online by

which we're going to put online by Monday which is the 25th anniversary of

Monday which is the 25th anniversary of

Monday which is the 25th anniversary of medicine mars women are from venus

medicine mars women are from venus

medicine mars women are from venus watched a330 phone sir

watched a330 phone sir

watched a330 phone sir hello Peter party an elevator party

hello Peter party an elevator party

hello Peter party an elevator party projector Alexander party later buddy

projector Alexander party later buddy

projector Alexander party later buddy right we're back from school yeah and I

right we're back from school yeah and I

right we're back from school yeah and I love us cold uh-huh people there's

love us cold uh-huh people there's

love us cold uh-huh people there's people um on my snapchat I'm talking

people um on my snapchat I'm talking

people um on my snapchat I'm talking about that'd why wasn't trapped in in

about that'd why wasn't trapped in in

about that'd why wasn't trapped in in his car seat I don't snap and drive

his car seat I don't snap and drive

his car seat I don't snap and drive folks okay you might want to check

folks okay you might want to check

folks okay you might want to check yourself before you wreck seriously like

yourself before you wreck seriously like people who lane about everything and it


- [Mark] You wanna put some vinegar?

- [Mike] Yeah, absolutely, absolutely.

upbeat music

And I'm gonna go ahead and add this in my broth as well.

- [Mark] Oh yeah.

- I'm gonna have my noodles take a dive.


Just the art of uncle making it,

his passion for it, and his positivity, and just ...

- [Drew] He's been doing it for 20 years,

making the same exact thing every ...

I asked him how many he sells in a day,

and he said he can't even count 'cause he sells so many.

- [Mark] Just the convenience of this, it's all on a stick.

You never need to touch it.

I happen to be on my final bite.

- This is kind of a sad moment.

- Yeah, I know.

That means its gonna end. - It's kind of bittersweet.


Sheldon : ...and thought a nearby candy factory was on fire.

- S'mores, huh? Good for you. - Yes.

Sheldon : Or good for us if you sign here and reinstate the full Roommate Agreement.

Leonard : No, thanks, I'm good.


from okay yeah it's like a game we like

from okay yeah it's like a game we like throw the burrito at each other thank

throw the burrito at each other thank

throw the burrito at each other thank you

you

you oh wow that's cool ah hey you got more

oh wow that's cool ah hey you got more

oh wow that's cool ah hey you got more presents for you what it's your birthday


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great dream cool

nice yeah citrusy Vic rich yeah chill

nice yeah citrusy Vic rich yeah chill

nice yeah citrusy Vic rich yeah chill chilled out cool little backyard area

chilled out cool little backyard area

chilled out cool little backyard area that's made into a coffee shop yeah

that's made into a coffee shop yeah

that's made into a coffee shop yeah really good espresso for sure why not


Oh, kind of like how you never want to date a guy

With perfect fingernails?

Jerk nails. Exactly.

Well, did-did ted say whether she was good-looking?


is the rabbit kidney which I'm gonna

is the rabbit kidney which I'm gonna dump into that sesame oil sauce and

dump into that sesame oil sauce and

dump into that sesame oil sauce and rabbit kidney it seems like one of the

rabbit kidney it seems like one of the

rabbit kidney it seems like one of the premium bite at the edge one oh yeah


So anyway, hello.

Lesley : What are you doing?

Leonard : Just extending the intimacy.

Hey, do you wanna slip over to the radiation lab...

Leonard : ...and share a decontamination shower?

Okay, what exactly do you think's going on between us?

Leonard : I'm not sure, but I think I'm about to discover how the banana felt.

Lesley : Neither of us are neuroscientists, but we both understand the biochemistry of sex.


Chandler.

But just one, okay? Because nobody knows when my birthday is.

Let me make this clear to you, okay?

It's either that...

Ross : ...or this.


Sheldon : Because it's a hub.


gooey duck okay Melvin we are on our way to Bellingham and it took place called

to Bellingham and it took place called

to Bellingham and it took place called Melvin brewery I think it's a brewery

Melvin brewery I think it's a brewery

Melvin brewery I think it's a brewery and a restaurant

that was about a 30-minute drive but it

that was about a 30-minute drive but it

that was about a 30-minute drive but it was so beautiful along the coast with

was so beautiful along the coast with

was so beautiful along the coast with the lush trees the mountains on one side

the lush trees the mountains on one side and we are stopping at this place called

and we are stopping at this place called Melvin brewing Jason has been here

Melvin brewing Jason has been here

Melvin brewing Jason has been here before he likes it and we're also gonna

before he likes it and we're also gonna

before he likes it and we're also gonna have some food here thank you very much

Oh - no no I'm gonna drive the fuck yeah come on fuck you is beautiful menu here


They literally don't. They literally don't.

Shut up, marshall. That's nothing compared

To your thing of singing what you do all the time.

âª Paying my bills, using return address labels âª

âª From a charity that I haven't given money to âª

âª Writing a check 'cause now I feel guilty âª

âª The salivation army does not fight fair. âª

âª Heading down to the basement today âª


Ursula, I have the most amazing news.

I found our dad.

Phoebe.


He's won all the awards here.

This is it.

Oh, here we go guys.

Look at the skin on there.

Oh, it looks so crispy and perfect.

And he's gonna cut it open.

- Golden.


We just took a crab from the next.

We're tying it up.

We're gonna personally bring it over

to one of the local seafood restaurants here and try it.

And then in the afternoon, we're going for more crab.

We've got a crab-filled day.

We're getting another.

Oh, there it is.

Look at that.


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that is so good

that is so good

that is so good what's incredible about the soup is that

what's incredible about the soup is that oh you got to see your whole head goes


awake for next two days I like about

awake for next two days I like about Hong Kong you eat and you work out like

Hong Kong you eat and you work out like

Hong Kong you eat and you work out like you basically go on a Stairmaster after

you basically go on a Stairmaster after

you basically go on a Stairmaster after a meal so this is a high-end egg waffle

a meal so this is a high-end egg waffle

a meal so this is a high-end egg waffle place Virginia loves called Audis let's


All right, well, great seeing you.


is much more comfortable than pants all

is much more comfortable than pants all that airflow is fantastic and we are now

that airflow is fantastic and we are now gonna go take a look in the family

gonna go take a look in the family

gonna go take a look in the family temple

temple

temple and we have ceremony every six months in

and we have ceremony every six months in Bali usually yeah and then that one is a

Bali usually yeah and then that one is a Surya most of the common family local

Surya most of the common family local

Surya most of the common family local family I'm here to pray this is

family I'm here to pray this is

family I'm here to pray this is literally right off the tree that is

literally right off the tree that is

literally right off the tree that is that we're sitting in the shade oh oh

that we're sitting in the shade oh oh

that we're sitting in the shade oh oh it's beauty and oftentimes the small

it's beauty and oftentimes the small

it's beauty and oftentimes the small durians are the most fragrant and have

durians are the most fragrant and have

durians are the most fragrant and have the most flavor fell from the tree so

the most flavor fell from the tree so

the most flavor fell from the tree so this is natural this is organic oh oh oh


Bailey : What's wrong with that girl?


Phoebe-estelle : ...an audition for that TV movie.

Joey : Yeah, actually I am.

Phoebe-estelle : I guess I dropped the ball there.

That's it? You know, it seems like all you do lately is drop the ball.

Don't take that tone with me. Who do you think you are?

Alan Lemon, the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic?

No, look, all I'm saying is you're my agent...

...and you're not getting me any auditions and I'm tired of it.


Melinda : You did great, sweetheart. You're very brave.

Foreman : Jonah's lucky. I was pretty cruel to my little brother when I was your age.

Why?

I guess I thought it's what big brothers did. Obviously, I was wrong.

Evan : Is he a doctor, too?

No.


Okay, ted. This is a crazy story.

You're going to love it.

Barney : Tonight's the first time

Barney : I'm taking my deaf brother out

Barney : Since our mom died.

Ted : Oh, I'm sorry about that.

No, that's okay.

Barney : I have to take care of him now.

Barney : Of course, I have had to put my dreams on hold

Barney : In order to do it, but...

Barney : I'm happy to.

Barney : He's my brother and I love him.

Ted : I'm sorry, it's all still so fresh.

Well, man, I'm, uh... I'm really sorry.

Barney : Wow, you bought that?

Ted : What?

I just made that up in mid-pee.

If it worked on you, it's definitely going to work

On the blonde chick at the end of the bar.

Unless you're a total idiot.

Warrior Avatar : What's your name?

Blah-blah : Ted.


Barney : Hey, toots! How about a ride?

Barney : Hey, Robin, it's you.

Move along!

Move along!

Ted : See that over there? That's the old Arcadian Hotel.

Ted : Fun fact...

Ted : While today its neoclassical fenestration is considered to be...

Robin : So, is this ride your way of apologizing for this morning?

Marsall : I'm sorry. I never apologize.

Barney : - And why would I? - Are you kidding me?

Robin : - Can I talk to you? - Sure.


like pure temple yak condiment fermented durian that you can just use on anything

durian that you can just use on anything you like especially the fried fish we

you like especially the fried fish we

you like especially the fried fish we got to begin with that temple yeah

got to begin with that temple yeah

got to begin with that temple yeah collapse that's the main dish here you

collapse that's the main dish here you

collapse that's the main dish here you order all the other dishes but the main

order all the other dishes but the main

order all the other dishes but the main thing to eat is the devil yak no pet

thing to eat is the devil yak no pet

thing to eat is the devil yak no pet just scooped me some I got the head

just scooped me some I got the head

just scooped me some I got the head chunk of that fish gonna just assess if

chunk of that fish gonna just assess if

chunk of that fish gonna just assess if you can see chilies in there probably

you can see chilies in there probably

you can see chilies in there probably turmeric as well


Ordinarily, l would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken.

Did l sleep with her? Did l not sleep with her?

Maybe this is a wake-up call. You know, about your whole dating attitude.

You're in your 30s and you have never been in a long-term relationship.

Phoebe : Here you go from woman to woman...

Phoebe : ...meaningless experience to meaningless experience.

Phoebe : Never even worrying that it doesn't turn into something more serious.

You're right. l love my life!


You know what nickname never caught on? "The Ross-a-tron."

Here's Joseph Francis!

Wait, what are you middle-naming me for?

Joey : I left you a note.

That doesn't give you the right to ditch me!

Joey : You can cancel plans with friends if there's a possibility for sex.

He's right. That is the rule.

David : - Really? - Well, that's what I hear.

I've never gotten a chance to actually employ the rule.

I don't accept it. When we make plans, I expect you to show up.

I'm not a way to kill time till you meet someone better.

Boyfriends and girlfriends will come and go, but this is for life.

I'm so sorry. I had no idea it would bother you this much.

Phoebe : Well, it does.

Well, can I make it up to you?

I'm sorry.


as refreshing

as refreshing

as refreshing really sweet but incredibly refreshing I

really sweet but incredibly refreshing I saw these walking around Saigon this

saw these walking around Saigon this

saw these walking around Saigon this night market has a ton of these barbecue

night market has a ton of these barbecue stands I wanted to try one of these

stands I wanted to try one of these

stands I wanted to try one of these things these are basil leaves wrapped in

things these are basil leaves wrapped in beef you guys grow a lot of okra here

beef you guys grow a lot of okra here

beef you guys grow a lot of okra here yeah I never had Oak Grove grow before

yeah I never had Oak Grove grow before

yeah I never had Oak Grove grow before which is nice all right doc you're gonna

which is nice all right doc you're gonna tell me whether this is legit or not

tell me whether this is legit or not

tell me whether this is legit or not okay you have different kind of sauce


Wilson : This isn't the act of a mature, rational adult.

Wilson : I can't do this, House.

House : You were right.

House : I have an idea that can make this entire problem go away.

Wilson : Yes, I really want to hear your clever late-term abortion joke.

Wilson : You were right about everything. This is life.

Wilson : It's real. It doesn't just go away.

House : None of that is true.


Barney : there is one crazy person no one wants to sit near.

Barney : That's why I have never taken the bus.

Barney : Plus... I can run faster than a bus.

Ted : Dude, that's, like, seven miles.

Ted : You can't do that.

Ted : - You can't beat the bus! - I can beat


it the dessert plays here it's too small I gotta go find another figure play I'll

I gotta go find another figure play I'll be right back there we go you can get

be right back there we go you can get

be right back there we go you can get cotton candy in here all right I think

cotton candy in here all right I think

cotton candy in here all right I think I've reached a capacity of my plates so

I've reached a capacity of my plates so

I've reached a capacity of my plates so far all right you know what let's let's

far all right you know what let's let's

far all right you know what let's let's not overdo it because we need some ice

not overdo it because we need some ice

not overdo it because we need some ice cream thank you so much and then let's

cream thank you so much and then let's

cream thank you so much and then let's put some toppings on this little

put some toppings on this little

put some toppings on this little pineapple a little green that's let's


- No, I am. - How come you are?

Phoebe : Because I cared enough to lie.

Hey, I could help you decide who should do it.

We could have an audition.

See how you'd handle maid-of-honor-type situations.

- What do you mean? - When I want a job...

...I audition and if I'm the best of the people they see...

...I get the part.

Then they send you a script. You go to the set.

You rehearse and you have wardrobe fittings.

Then you shoot your part. And it's great.

But right after that, you're back out on the street looking for work again.

Right back where you started.

So I gotta say, I don't think a career in acting is the right choice for you two.

Joey, the maid of honor thing.

Right.

So, okay, so after this audition, who decides who gets it?

Joey : Oh, me and Ross can be the judges.


Trapper John : I got my gun to his throat,

and I'm gonna paint a Jackson Pollock with his insides!

Peterson : You need to calm him down. Listen to me, jackass,

Beckett : I do not control traffic.

So you're gonna have to give me 20 minutes.

Now you've got one minute, Kate. No!

Beckett : I've got 20.

Beckett : Do you hear me? Twenty.

Beckett : Because if you pull that trigger,

Beckett : I will walk through those doors

Beckett : and personally put a bullet through your skull.

Trapper John : Okay, Kate, you got 20 more minutes.

Peterson : Well, that's one way to negotiate.

Trapper John : Your girlfriend is a hellcat.


Beckett : Well, the vitals match.

Castle : Yeah, but why do you need a gun to kidnap your own son?

Castle : You just put him in the car, tell him you're going for ice cream.

Castle : What's he doing?

Ryan : Hey, Beckett, the mother's here.

Alexis : All right. Ryan, you go to Dean's office.

Esposito, you check out his apartment.

Beckett : Maybe something else is going on with that family.

Esposito : Right. Right.

Mirielle Leftcourt : Where's my son?

Beckett : That's what we're trying to determine, Mrs. Lefcourt.

Beckett : When was the last time that you spoke with him?

Mirielle : Two days ago, when I dropped him off at his father's.

Elliot Leftcourt : He was supposed to be with Dean. Have you talked to Dean?

Beckett : We're trying to locate him now.

Mirielle : He's not at work? He never misses work.

Beckett : Can you tell me about the divorce? How did Dean take that?

Mirielle : Not well. He was very bitter and angry.

Beckett : Does he own a gun?

Mirielle : A handgun, yes. There were break-ins in his building.

Beckett : Do you know what kind?

Mirielle : Why are you asking me about a gun? Was somebody shot?

Mirielle : Was my son shot?

No, nobody was shot, Mrs. Lefcourt.

Beckett : It's just the man who took your son was carrying a gun.

Now, I'm gonna have to show you this photograph.


Lily : He's not you.

Lily : I want you back.

College Marshall : Well, you can't have me.


that is stunning mmm it's just perfect

that is stunning mmm it's just perfect

that is stunning mmm it's just perfect like it's even more fruity and left sour

like it's even more fruity and left sour none other bathrooms without that

none other bathrooms without that

none other bathrooms without that we don't have you real this is how

we don't have you real this is how

we don't have you real this is how unique this is an Amazon passion fruit

unique this is an Amazon passion fruit

unique this is an Amazon passion fruit right here

you're just getting our first glimpse of the main river I'm not sure if this is

the main river I'm not sure if this is

the main river I'm not sure if this is the Amazon River or the Rio Negro but

the Amazon River or the Rio Negro but

the Amazon River or the Rio Negro but this is where like they come together

this is where like they come together

this is where like they come together old men it's a huge massive river it's

old men it's a huge massive river it's

old men it's a huge massive river it's beautiful


Head waiter : Really? For brunch?

Marshall : You're right. Who am I kidding?

Ooh, the popover pantry. That place is great.

Robin : Can we go get brunch tomorrow?

Ted : Of course, sweetie.

Marshall : Can I go with you guys?

Head waiter : Really? For brunch?

Marshall : God, I hate being single!

Okay, I'll take the over on the pittsburgh game.

At Barney's apartment.Barney on the phone : Oh, and p. To the s., I never got my payout

At Barney's apartment.Barney on the phone : From seattle from two weeks ago.

At Barney's apartment.Barney on the phone : Yeah. Don't make me call the gaming commission on you.

At Barney's apartment.Barney on the phone : I'm sure they'd be very interested

At Barney's apartment.Barney on the phone : To know what's going on over there.

At Barney's apartment.Barney on the phone : All right? All right?

At Barney's apartment.Barney on the phone : Okay, I love you, too, mom. Take care.


pumpkin okay you gonna carry the pumpkin okay you grab the sweeties and we'll

okay you grab the sweeties and we'll

okay you grab the sweeties and we'll come back for the pumpkin come on bring

come back for the pumpkin come on bring

come back for the pumpkin come on bring the sweeties okay we're gonna stick this

the sweeties okay we're gonna stick this up here and we leave this here and we

up here and we leave this here and we

up here and we leave this here and we need to put a pumpkin let's get the

need to put a pumpkin let's get the

need to put a pumpkin let's get the pumpkin all right let's go

pumpkin all right let's go

pumpkin all right let's go bring your pumpkin don't don't do that

bring your pumpkin don't don't do that

bring your pumpkin don't don't do that dad dad dad

dad dad dad

dad dad dad I forget the pumpkins here and the

I forget the pumpkins here and the

I forget the pumpkins here and the candies here and then the sign is there

candies here and then the sign is there

candies here and then the sign is there we are ready okay back inside back

we are ready okay back inside back

we are ready okay back inside back inside oh my goodness

inside oh my goodness

inside oh my goodness look at the gang you ready guys the

look at the gang you ready guys the

look at the gang you ready guys the pumpkins say cheese happy whoever does

pumpkins say cheese happy whoever does

pumpkins say cheese happy whoever does the best cheese gets the biggest

the best cheese gets the biggest

the best cheese gets the biggest surprise she's never in the picture


So who's this lawyer?

No, she doesn't actually have one, but she's looking.

Hey.

Hey. Don't sit down!

Robert : - Ready to go to the batting cage? - Yeah, you bet. And first, here's a gift.

Chandler : Stretchy pants?

Chandler : Those are the greatest things in the world!

Chandler : If I were you, I'd wear them every day, every day!


Otherwise, you're equally lo blame.

Park : I did speak up. I tried.

Cofield : And you failed.

Park : And that's why I went to Dr. Foreman.

Park : The heparin could cause the patient

Park : to bleed into his lungs even faster.

Foreman : It is crazy.

Foreman : But House doesn't do crazy just for crazy's sake.

Foreman : If he thinks this is the only way to help the patient...

Cofield : You did not tell me you were involved in this case

Cofield : when you asked me to do this.


Category is "Blast from the Past."

Hey.

She has the same bracelet that Robyn had.

Alexis : They must be waiting for Robyn to show up.

Castle : Come on.

Alexis : - Hi. Are you looking for Robyn? - Who are you?


Chandler : Her what?

Phoebe : Your secret bachelorette party.

Chandler : -You had a bachelorette party? -She untied his G-string with her teeth.

Phoebe : Somebody stop me!

We weren't having bachelor, bachelorette parties. We agreed that it's a silly tradition.


empty 630 it was like being born again

empty 630 it was like being born again got that 6 : 30 so that we can beat the

got that 6 : 30 so that we can beat the

got that 6 : 30 so that we can beat the traffic to LA and get to USC in time to

traffic to LA and get to USC in time to

traffic to LA and get to USC in time to have lunch with Gus I have an only child

have lunch with Gus I have an only child so being around people with a lot of

so being around people with a lot of

so being around people with a lot of siblings and a lot of people our age is

siblings and a lot of people our age is

siblings and a lot of people our age is gonna be really cool

gonna be really cool

gonna be really cool [Music]


Marshall : "Plane food is ass."

Marshall : Those are the last words my father will ever say to me.

Marshall : Right after I denied the man a pork chop.

Lily : Wait! I'm wrong!

Marshall : I'm wrong! That wasn't it!

Marshall : They couldn't find a cab...

So my dad called up from the street.

Marvin : Looks like rain out here!

Marvin : I couldn't find an umbrella in your closet!

Marvin : You know who probably has an umbrella?

And then, well,

see, my dad grew up in a small town, in another generation,

so sometimes, totally well-meaningly,

he'd say stuff like...

Marvin : The Koreans across the hall!

Marvin : The Koreans are a trustworthy and generous people!

Marvin : I betcha one of the Koreans has an umbrella!

Marvin : Heck, they're Koreans!


get it we can go see passengers just not in there yeah but what am I gonna eat

in there yeah but what am I gonna eat

in there yeah but what am I gonna eat the kinda couch cinema well we can

the kinda couch cinema well we can

the kinda couch cinema well we can either Lee or we heat it afterwards oh

either Lee or we heat it afterwards oh

either Lee or we heat it afterwards oh you don't see it early I think we should

you don't see it early I think we should do that

do that

do that oh you handsome you're always taking

oh you handsome you're always taking

oh you handsome you're always taking things off me I guess you're all I got

things off me I guess you're all I got

things off me I guess you're all I got fluffing you're here

fluffing you're here

fluffing you're here yeah well Murphy bear no let's go after

yeah well Murphy bear no let's go after

yeah well Murphy bear no let's go after after why after food yeah it's a go food

after why after food yeah it's a go food first and then she wanted to passages

first and then she wanted to passages

first and then she wanted to passages yeah we go sing well then Sydney world

yeah we go sing well then Sydney world

yeah we go sing well then Sydney world CEO of sin world fini world

[Music]

[Music]


speaking foreign language

- [Man] It takes a while.

speaking foreign language

- Oh, they wanted to show us the plant,


[Music]

there's no camera

there's no camera

there's no camera the makeup day but everywhere don't

the makeup day but everywhere don't

the makeup day but everywhere don't worry we don't have any current it'll be

worry we don't have any current it'll be fine a so I decided to ash change her

fine a so I decided to ash change her

fine a so I decided to ash change her mind at the last minute it's great

mind at the last minute it's great

mind at the last minute it's great happen he does happen it does happen to

happen he does happen it does happen to

happen he does happen it does happen to see it in total did see it so now we're

see it in total did see it so now we're

see it in total did see it so now we're changing these to white and not with

changing these to white and not with

changing these to white and not with yeah it's just when I was painting

yeah it's just when I was painting

yeah it's just when I was painting everything else white it took a lot

everything else white it took a lot

everything else white it took a lot longer to cut everything in because

longer to cut everything in because

longer to cut everything in because didn't really get the paint that you

didn't really get the paint that you

didn't really get the paint that you like Mac and choices we choice the

like Mac and choices we choice the

like Mac and choices we choice the challenge something to do nursery


Barney : So remember, tonight isn't about scoring.

Barney : It's about believing that you can do it

Barney : Even though you probably can't.

Go get 'em, tiger.

Poor guy's going to crash and burn.


Raj : And you think that's going to help? Yes.

Howard : Well, I don't think that's gonna help at all.

Sheldon : Oh, no, it will.

Sheldon : See, by keeping my mind engaged, I'll become more focused.

Leonard : Howard's right-- that'll never work.

Sheldon : Stop fighting me on the premise.

Sheldon : It's scientifically valid.

Sheldon : I'm going to advance propositions,

Sheldon : I just want you to challenge me.

Howard : I don't think that's what you want at all.

Sheldon : Why, of course it's what I want.

Sheldon : Why would I say it's what I want if it's not what I want?

Leonard : Because it is what you want, and it's not what you said.

Sheldon : I ask you for one simple thing, and you can't even do it.

Howard : Yes, we can. Yeah, well, then do it.

Howard : Nah.

Sheldon : You guys are the worst.

Sheldon : Thank you, I think that was helpful.

Penny : So, whichever rep has the best sales for the quarter

Penny : gets a trip for two to Hawaii.

Amy : That would be so romantic for you and Leonard.


Oh, man!


Penny : -What are you working on? -Can't talk. In the zone.

Penny : -Do you know what he's doing? -Could be anything.

Amy : Last time he was like this, he figured out

Amy : electron transport in graphene.

Amy : The time before that, he was making a list of who's allowed

in his tree fort if he ever gets ons.

Amy : Still can't believe I didn't make the cut.

Penny : Sheldon, you want to take a break? Your food's ready.

Leonard : No, what are you doing? He's both happy and quiet.

Leonard : It's like seeing a unicorn and Bigfoot at the same time.

Howard : Sorry we're so late.

Howard : Bernadette got stuck at work.

Great news! A raccoon virus just crossed the species barrier

and now can infect humans!

Raj : Why is that great news?

Bernadette : In the pharmaceutical business,

"Mo' infections, mo' money."

Wait!

Howard : Maybe you want to wash your little raccoon hands first.


Lily : I'm going to sketch you an aldrin original,

Lily : You know, to say thanks

Lily : For being such a supportive husband.

Lily : I'm thinking about calling it...

Lily : "suck it!"

Marshall : Lily, come on.

Marshall : I'm proud of you.

Marshall : Who-who bought it?

Lily : Well, that's the best part.

Lily : A gay couple without kids.

Lily : A g-cwok!

Ted : You bagged a g-cwok?!

Lily : Yeah, that's right.

Lily : They are the heart and soul of the art-buying community.

Ted : You know what you should do?

Ted : You should call up the g-cwoks

Ted : And offer them a free painting

Ted : If they throw a private art party

Ted : For all their g-cwok friends.

Lily : That's an amazing idea.

Lily : I'm going to go call them.

: I can probably sell two more paintings with time to spare.

Lily : Oh, wait, marshall.

Lily : There was something I had to tell you.

Lily : What was it?

Lily : Oh, that's right.

Lily : Suck it.


Foreman : Home remedy for ear infections.

Foreman : Ear infections are fairly typical among CHH dwarfs.

Chase : Or, it's a symptom.

Foreman : Certainly wouldn't indicate a pancreatic problem.

Chase : Or House is wrong and it's a symptom.

Laxatives. I don't think they were used to maintain her girlish figure.

Cameron : Again, intestinal problems are common.

Again, it might be a symptom.

Glucosamine suggests chronic joint pain.

Cuddy : Who ordered an alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency test?

Wilson : I did.

Cuddy : You think the problem's in her pancreas?

Foreman : I think it will be. I think we need to forget about the liver.

Cuddy : We just forgot about the lungs, now we need to forget about the liver?

Foreman : We need to stop retracing our steps and get ahead of this thing.

Wilson : House, you've tanned.


- If you were to spread this out, it's curled right now,

it would definitely be as long, as tall as my face.

laughter

And for this, we are all gonna dip into that sauce.

happy moaning

- Very yummy.

- Crazy good.

It's so ridiculously muscular and firm and sweet.

It's insane.

I'm gonna grab a little bit a chili action,


Mrs Cooper : What do we do when someone's hurting?

Sheldon : Offer them a hot beverage.

Mrs Cooper : When they're drunk as a skunk, what beverage do we offer?

Sheldon : Coffee.

Mrs Cooper : And what do we do it with?

Mrs Cooper : Now, you listen to me.

Mrs Cooper : I know you feel Iike you can't find someone...

Mrs Cooper : ...but there's a lock for every key.


Foreman : He's not answering his cell, either.

Thirteen : V-Q scan showed a pulmonary embolism.

Taub : Means the pain's not psychosomatic.

Thirteen : Also means it's not rhabdomyolysis.

Foreman : Up till now his heart and lungs were the only places he didn't have pain.

Kutner : Means it's getting worse.


Detectives.

Clifford Lee : I assume you're here about Jane.

Clifford Lee : Please, sit.

Beckett : I understand Jane was an employee of yours, is that correct?

CLIFFORD : She tutored my son, Ben.

Clifford Lee : This is Ben.

Clifford Lee : My other sons, Philip, David, Steven.

Ryan : When was the last time you saw Jane, Ben?

Ben Lee : Last week. We had an appointment

Ben Lee : the day before yesterday, but she canceled.

Beckett : And where would you meet?

Ben : Sometimes at school, sometimes at my house.

Ryan : Was Jane a good tutor? Did you like her, Ben?

Ben : She was okay.

Phillip Lee : What's with all these questions?

Phillip Lee : He just said he hadn't seen her.

Philip.

Beckett : The truth is, Mr. Lee,

Beckett : we've uncovered some information about Jane

Beckett : that a man in your line of work might find troubling.

Clifford Lee : You mean that she was an informant.

Clifford Lee : Jane told me herself, about a month ago.

Clifford Lee : She said that a bad cop had framed her

Clifford Lee : and is forcing her to help him.

Clifford Lee : I told her that there was nothing to tell this man about us,

Clifford Lee : because we are honest businessmen.

Clifford Lee : I hoped the officer would grow tired

Clifford Lee : of waiting and leave her alone,

Clifford Lee : but unfortunately that did not happen.

Clifford Lee : I'm afraid your killer may be closer to home than you think.

Beckett : We've already ruled out Detective Carver.

SCOFFS Of course.

Ryan : And what were you honest businessmen

doing between 10 : 00 p.m. and midnight on the night Jane was killed?


Penny : Nothing.

Leonard : Hey, what's going on with you?

Penny : I don't want to talk about it.


Robin : Okay, Ted, can you just please think about this before you...

Ted : There's nothing to think about.

Ted : I-I can't lose Zoey.

Ted : That's the only thing that matters to me right now.

Robin : Okay, Ted...

Robin : you know I love Zoey.

Robin : But, look, sometimes...

Robin : I go play chess in the park.

Robin : And the key to chess...

Robin : Okay, I play online.

Robin : But the key to chess... Okay, it's Angry Birds!

Robin : But the key to Angry Birds

Robin : is to always try to see every possible outcome.

Robin : And to... hit some pigs with rocks or something.

Robin : I don't know; I don't play. I can't get it to download.

Robin : The point is, this thing with you and Zoey?

Robin : I can see it going three possible ways.

Robin : There's the first scenario.


Beckett : then how did he end up dead in an alley?

Beckett : Did you check for next of kin?


get off you just have to yell out route

get off you just have to yell out route their car around

[Music]

okay what's next

okay what's next

okay what's next Oh stinky tofu you talking about that I


peppers carrot red peppers more tendons

peppers carrot red peppers more tendons like a treasure trove of deliciousness

like a treasure trove of deliciousness

like a treasure trove of deliciousness you guys never had

you guys never had

you guys never had and then before you're missing out I

and then before you're missing out I

and then before you're missing out I absolutely adore tendon it's truly a

absolutely adore tendon it's truly a

absolutely adore tendon it's truly a little gelatinous but man do I love the

little gelatinous but man do I love the

little gelatinous but man do I love the texture no wonder they call this the

texture no wonder they call this the

texture no wonder they call this the fragrant pot it is indeed very fragrant

fragrant pot it is indeed very fragrant

fragrant pot it is indeed very fragrant and I suspect that has a lot to do with


I'm Dr. Karev. And you are...

MEGAN : Megan Clover and it's not as bad as it looks.

She fell on the playground and there was a lot of blood and it looked deep.

MR CLOVER : We know how this looks.

MR CLOVER : Just so you know, we know how this looks and it's not that.

She just... plays rough, you know?


I still matter.

Okay, ted, go win the bet.

Barney : You have my blessing. She's a wonderful girl.

Barney : I should know.

Oh, okay.

Okay, I see what you're doing.

We've never shared a woman, have we, ted?

Isn't that funny?

You're with her now.

I was with her a year ago.

You figure, for her, that's like 200 showers ago.

You've got to ask yourself, ted,

"is 200 enough?"


Leonard : Hey, Shelly.

Leonard : What you doing?

Sheldon : Size ratio was all wrong. Couldn't visualize it.

Sheldon : Needed bigger carbon atoms.

Leonard : Sure, sure.

Leonard : How did you get into this place?

Sheldon : Back door has a five-pin tumbler system, single circuit alarm. Child's play.

Sheldon : You can start sorting protons and neutrons...

Sheldon : ...while I build carbon atoms.

Leonard : No, I don't think so. We need to go home now.

Sheldon : But I'm still working.

Leonard : If you don't come out of there, I'm gonna have to drag you out.

Sheldon : You can try...

Sheldon : ...but you'll never catch me.


[Music]

[Music] well the hot sauce is good but that's

well the hot sauce is good but that's

well the hot sauce is good but that's what I taste is the ginger there's

what I taste is the ginger there's

what I taste is the ginger there's ginger in there

ginger in there

ginger in there that's fantastic pop sauce okay I got to


Kyle : That can't be all.

House : Well, you got a heart out of it.

House : How many organs do you want from the guy?

Kyle : I mean, my father must have said something.

Kyle : He couldn't just...

Kyle : He must have given you some kind of a message for me.

House : He said you were right.

House : You did the right thing.

Kyle : Right about what?

Kyle : What does that mean?

How would I know? He's your dad.

Cuddy : You know what I found interesting about this case?

Wilson : That it proved that people can love unconditionally

Wilson : and you can tell yourself it's not true,

Wilson : but you'll just end up in a hotel room in Atlantic City

Wilson : asking someone to cut your heart out?

MACHINE BEEPING The hoagie.

House : You thought this guy was emotionally confused,

and that the hoagie was just a mask

House : to hide his real feelings toward his son.

House : It was.

Wilson : Did you know Tritter was talking to your team while we were away?

Yeah.

And yet you moved Heaven and Earth

House : to get him that mask with mustard and prosciutto.

Wilson : Which one of them told you?

House : All of them.

House : Which means that none of them said anything I have to worry about.

MACHINE BEEPING Back to the hoagie.

House : You think that my addiction's out of hand.

House : Your need to be needed is so strong that you'll give people what they want,

Foreman : what they need, what they think they need.

Wilson : I don't think my enabling is anything you should be complaining about.

Wilson : Yes, my name is Dr. James Wilson,

Wilson : account number 835687.

Wilson : The ATM says I've got zero...

Wilson : What does that mean, a hold?

Wilson : Yeah, okay, thanks.

SIGHS

Wilson : My accounts have been frozen as part of a police investigation.

House : They can't keep your money forever.

Wilson : No, they can keep it till I agree to help send you to prison for 10 years.


Sheldon : Complete with bulletproof bracelets and lasso of truth.

Sheldon : Invisible plane sold separately.

Penny : Wait, why me?

Penny : Wh-Why can't your girlfriend be Wonder Woman?

Howard : She and her lab team are under quarantine.

Howard : Seems at the Christmas party they were doing Jell-O shots

Howard : out of petri dishes that used to contain yellow fever.

Penny : Okay, what about your friend Amy?

Sheldon : Amy Farrah Fowler doesn't believe in wearing costumes.

Sheldon : She isn't the free spirit I am.

Penny : Okay, well, forget it.

Penny : I'm not spending my New Year's Eve

Penny : at a comic book store wearing a Wonder Woman costume.

Howard after Raj whispers to him : He says he'll wear it if you'll be Aquaman.


I know what'll get us up on a platform.

What?

Ross : The routine!

We haven't done the routine since middle school.


Plus, I've been kind of talking some smack about you.

Bernadette : -Hello, Howard. -Wait, Bernadette, I need to talk to you.

-I can't. I'm working. -This will only take a second.

Howard : You asked me to think about where our relationship was going...

Howard : ...and I did.

Penny : Bernadette...


know and I guess this is here because we can wrap it into like a sum or something

can wrap it into like a sum or something I'm just gonna take a little piece I

I'm just gonna take a little piece I

I'm just gonna take a little piece I don't want to die Lou my goals feel like


Gerry Finnegan : - Certainly. - Mr. Finnegan.

Castle : One father to another, I just can't believe

Castle : that you never had the urge to check out your future son-in-law.

Castle : I mean, you never thought for a moment

Castle : that maybe Fletcher wasn't what he was making himself out to be?

Gerry Finnegan : I didn't think, I knew.

Gerry Finnegan : Two weeks ago, I hired a private investigator to look into Steven.

Gerry Finnegan : Not that I was suspicious. I wasn't.

But I just thought, better safe than sorry.

Gerry Finnegan : I was shocked when he called to tell me that Steven was a fraud.

Gerry Finnegan : Then I got angry.

Please.

But I confronted Steven.

Gerry Finnegan : I told him I was going to expose him and have the wedding called off.

Gerry Finnegan : Well, he begged me not to.


Lily : I got you a six-pack of tall boys from the deli.

Marshall : What happened to the plastic rings that held the six-pack together?

Barney : I don't know. I threw them down the garbage chute.

Lily : Let's just use the handcuffs.

Marshall : Baby, birds can get caught in those

then they dwown in wubbish!

Marshall : Weren't you listening? Don't you care about Garbage Island?

Lily : Right now, I don't give a wat's ass about Garbage Island.

Barney : I do.

Marshall : I got to find those rings!

Lily : Cwap.

Ted : - Hi, I'm here to pick up... - Hello, Ted.

Ted : - To the study? - To the study!


Cuddy : So unless you're breaking up with me,

Cuddy : I am going home now.

Cuddy : I love you.

Taub : Where's Thirteen?

Foreman : I don't think she's coming.

House : What's going on?

Foreman : She's not going to Rome.

Taub : You mean she changed her mind...

Foreman : I called the hospital in Rome to see when she was scheduled for surgery.

Chase : Why would you... It doesn't matter.

The point is she's not even in the trial.

Foreman : Never heard of her.

Foreman : She's been lying to us all day.

Chase : Well, have you tried...

Foreman : Both her phone lines have been disconnected.


So, how close were the two of you, exactly?


-Blind? -Not at first, but it's intricate work.

Rachel : They said even though they lost their sight, it was worth it.

-I bet you looked beautiful. -Well, I don't know.

But there were some people that said I looked like a floating angel.

Woman : -How did you propose? -Oh, yeah, that's a great story.


Monica : Chandler, for so long...

Monica : ...I wondered if I would ever find my prince.

Monica : My soul mate.

Monica : Then three years ago, at another wedding...

Monica : ...I turned to a friend for comfort.

Monica : And instead I found everything that I'd ever been looking for my whole life.

Joey : And now...

Monica : ...here we are...

Monica : ...with our future before us.

Monica : And I only want to spend it with you.

Monica : My prince.

Monica : My soul mate.

Chandler : My friend.

Unless you don't want to.

Monica : You go.

Chandler?


It just, it makes things too hard, so please don't chase me anymore.

Unless you're ready to catch me.

MEREDITH : And we may be surprised by the commitments

we are willing to let slip out of our grasp.

MEREDITH : commitments are complicated.


here you were like the last one to go

here you were like the last one to go you were so scared now you're just

you were so scared now you're just

you were so scared now you're just killing it I want to live so bad where

killing it I want to live so bad where

killing it I want to live so bad where there's things like this like it just

there's things like this like it just

there's things like this like it just makes me happy like these plants that I

makes me happy like these plants that I

makes me happy like these plants that I don't know what it is like the palm

don't know what it is like the palm

don't know what it is like the palm trees you guys know I love palm trees

trees you guys know I love palm trees

trees you guys know I love palm trees this baby trying to grow out here so we

this baby trying to grow out here so we

this baby trying to grow out here so we did it we did the whole Noah I'm so

did it we did the whole Noah I'm so

did it we did the whole Noah I'm so proud of you dude I remember last time

proud of you dude I remember last time

proud of you dude I remember last time we were here one time with me you're


kiss my beard kiss daddy's beard daddy

kiss my beard kiss daddy's beard daddy don't kiss daddy's glasses okay so dad

don't kiss daddy's glasses okay so dad

don't kiss daddy's glasses okay so dad okay what okay guys I got a smudgy glass


Monica : - I do. - I do.

Joey : Yeah, you do!

Rings.

Oh, crap. Okay.

Let's do the rings.

Joey : We good? Yeah? Good?

Joey : Once again...

Joey : ...I pronounce you husband and wife.

Joey : Now kiss her again.

Chandler : I love you.

Chandler : And I know about the baby.

Monica : - What baby? - Our baby.

Monica : We have a baby?


We gotta get him off the court.

So does that mean that you can find the bad cells in his brain or not?

House : Sure, abandon the metaphor. Fine.

House : Clancy thinks differently than his brother because he thinks.

House : If we induce an alien abduction...

Dad : Wait, what the hell are you talking about?

House : The foreign DNA has got to be in the portion of your son's brain

House : that makes him believe that he's being abducted.

If we stimulate those neurons with an electric probe,

House : we can trick your son's brain into hallucinating.

House : Your son's neurons will light up,

House : and his brother's cells will remain dark.

House : Those are the ones we cut out.

Mom : You're talking about brain surgery.

House : I'm talking about really cool brain surgery.

House : One of your sons will die.

House : But the taller one won't be so annoying anymore.

Clancy : - So I have a twin? - Not really.

Chase : What's on the card?


Robin : I got this.

Marshall : Let's make a baby!

Lily : You're packing snowballs, and your breath smells like a fart.

You know what's hotter?

If we face this way.

Marshall : Ooh, we're bad.

Lily : Baby, why are you facing me north?

Lily : You're trying to make us have a boy.

Marshall : I can ex...

How do you know?

What are you doing with lemons?

Marvin : Baby girl fertilizer!

You're trying to have a girl!


Could you give me and Ross a hand moving his couch?


Leonard : -Hey. -Thanks for letting me come over.

Howard : Of course. Please, come in.


yay we made it through security or not

yay we made it through security or not

yay we made it through security or not security password so that's it's just

security password so that's it's just

security password so that's it's just starting to get bit fussy we've got our

starting to get bit fussy we've got our

starting to get bit fussy we've got our stuff yeah that's it whoa

stuff yeah that's it whoa

stuff yeah that's it whoa can you manage well that was so quick


Castle : Even if what you said is true and we knew each other in 11th grade...

Bilal : You even consulted with me when you wrote

Bilal : your first, uh, Derrick Storm book.

Castle : Consulted about what?

Terrorism.

Bilal : Since I was working with, uh, Pakistani intelligence,

Bilal : I was something of an expert on the topic.

Castle : Okay, but how does that explain Jeff Powers?

Castle : Why would he come to the restaurant every Tuesday?

Bilal : To check in with me.

Bilal : He was my handler. My CIA handler.

Bilal : And now my cover's blown.

Castle : Your cover. So, you're a spy?

Bilal : Not a spy.

Bilal : Look, after I left the intelligence service, I lost my way.

I joined Al-Qaeda.

You were in Al-Qaeda?

Can you please keep your voice down?

Bilal : Yes, I was.

I rose up to become a part of their senior leadership.

Castle : And now you're bussing tables and you live here?

Bilal : I chose this life. It's my penance.

I wanted to leave Al-Qaeda

Bilal : and I had inside knowledge about that organization.

Bilal : So, I struck a deal with American intelligence

Bilal : to trade what I knew for a second chance.

Castle : You defected.

Bilal : If you like.

Bilal : I hid in a Buddhist monastery in Thailand

Bilal : where I was supposed to meet my CIA contact

Bilal : and get safe passage to the United States.

Bilal : But things didn't go as planned.

And what does any of this have to do with me? Why was I there?

Bilal : Because I needed you.


after the soup it kind of rotates by the day what dishes he has every day is


David : Just for a couple of days.

l'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant...

David : ...why it's a positive thing that we've spent all their money...

...and accomplished nothing.

Who cares? lt got you here.

lt got me to New York. Then l got in a cab at the airport...

David : ...and the guy said, ''Where to?''

l just gave him your address. l didn't even think about it.

Where's your luggage?


Derek : She gave up.

I close my eyes for a moment, it's like she's back in the water.

I'm up, and I just listen to her breathe, you know?

Izzie : Just...

Derek : In case she stops.

So I can come up with plans for the hospital, but...

Derek : But if they ask me where I'm gonna be in ten years...

Meredith : George.

George : Mr. Torres.

You want to take care of her in your own way.

Mr. Torres : I understand that.

Mr. Torres : I respect it.

Mr. Torres : But you have to understand,

Mr. Torres : she's my only little girl, George.

And you need to promise me that you will love her and protect her,

because the minute that you hurt her...

Mr. Torres : You understand?

Callie : Good.

Mr. Torres : Then I'll tell Callie's mother she can plan the party.

What pa... what?

Your wedding party.

- Oh, dad, come on. - Oh, no, please, Mija. For my sanity,

Mija, just let her plan a party.

All right, all right. Okay.

Mark : All right.

Mr. Torres : I have a plane to catch.

Colin : Come here.


Rachel : I remember laughing. I laughed a lot.

Then we didn't have sex.

Well, so, what did we do last night?

I don't know, but I think it was a lot of fun.

Luckily, not too much fun, right?

-I don't think so. -Oh, thank God.

Oh, I mean, we were really drunk.


That would account for all her meningeal symptoms... rash, fever.

Wilson : You're fine. Take these two pills.

House : Get a sample of her bone marrow.

Foreman : From here? Break time.

- I need more than 15 minutes. - Use Chase's break too.

Go.

You should just fire Chase. What, and miss out on all this fun?

So you're gonna torture him for a while and then fire him?

Wilson : That's cold. You don't think he has it coming?

Wilson : Hey, I said fire him. That's cold.

House : All he did was save his job. What?

Wilson : He completely screwed you over.

House : Right rudder.

House : Bank, bank, bank.

Good coffee? The rest of this hospital is busting its tail and you're...

What are you doing? - Trying to think of anything except the produce department at Whole Foods.

Cuddy : I am working. It got hot. Stop acting like a 13-year-old. Sorry.


- I'm a little disappointed.

Papa Elf can do way better.

- [Bryan] Buddy, come on.

That's beautiful.

Didn't he do a good job?

Yeah?

- Oh Ollie, do you know what this gingerbread man needs

before we eat it?


Hey, uh, I just found out I have to be at the telescope lab all weekend.

Raj : Any chance you and Bernadette could take care of my dog?

- Why don't you put her in a kennel? - Why don't you put your mother in a home?

Howard : To be honest, she'd do better in the kennel.

Howard : - I'll talk to Bernie. I'm sure it's fine. - Thank you.

Sheldon : It's happening. Leonard, it's happening.

Sheldon : Professor Proton is coming to our house.

Leonard : You're kidding.

Howard : You mean the guy who used to host that lame kids show?

Sheldon : And you just got yourself uninvited.

See, I told you I'd find a tactful way to do that.

- How'd you get him to come to your house? - As Professor Proton always says :

"There is no problem you can't solve if you use your noggin."

- And he wrote him a check. - Yeah, that too. Big check.

Raj : Uncle Howard.


Oh, come on. Meredith, stop him.

Meredith : What should I do? Knock him down?

Do you know he cut his hair over my bathroom sink today?

Meredith : George is a good roommate. You can tell him what's annoying you.

No, he's not my room... This is why I shouldn't have given up my place.

Izzie : He would still be our roommate if Meredith would apologize.

Meredith : I have apologized. I've apologized sincerely.

Meredith : And you know what?

Meredith : It takes two to make a stupid sexual decision. So, whatever.

Derek : Oh!

Izzie : Oh, I just miss when we all got along.

Izzie : - Can't we just go back to that? - Well...

Izzie : Excuse me. I have to check on a patient.

Cristina glares at Alex : Awesome. Awesome.

Thanks, Alex. Thank you. Oh, yeah.


Marshall : You're the one who's freaking out because you have one mediocre review

Marshall : and, like, 50 great ones.

Ted : 64, but whatever.

Marshall : And you're designing a fricking building.

Marshall : Come on, dude.

Man : Sounds like you guys need to clear everything,

Man : subtract the negativity,

Man : and add some perspective.


taps metal scraping


House : so whatever you took has probably cleared your system now.

House : You'll be fine.

House : Keep him overnight just to make sure,

House : and get the names of all the trials he's been in.

Brandon : You gonna tell Heather?

Couldn't, even if I cared enough to want to.

House : Not bad. You almost made it the whole day.

What did you find out?


Castle : - Hey, Detective... - Hey.

Seeger : You run wild in my city, then you call me for a favor?


of butter some olive oil onion and bacon and I'm just gonna fry that up for a

and I'm just gonna fry that up for a

and I'm just gonna fry that up for a couple of minutes until they are brown


Stella : No.

Well, I'm not gonna like it with you staring at me the whole time.

Stella : Go to your room and I will come get you when it's over.

Ted 2030 : - Stella... - Go.

Marshall : Should I leave, too?

What part? What part? What part?

Barney : Thanks.

Robin : Nothing? Not even a glance?

I mean, even I was thinking about rocking a motorboat on those bad boys.

What the hell is wrong with you, Barney?

Barney : I don't always want to be that guy.

Barney : Sometimes I want to be someone you can have an actual conversation with.

Barney : Now, tell me something about you that I don't know yet.

Barney : Seriously.

Robin : Okay.


Cuddy : The muscle's black.

Necrosis?

House : Metallosis. Her artificial hip weared and teared way too much.

House : It's cobalt poisoning.

We're gonna need Chase to get an OR.

We should start chelation again.


- Oh, all right. - All right? Thank you.

- I'll take it back tomorrow. - Thank you.

If I can't have it, you can't have it!

Lewis : - Professor Geller? - Yes, Mr. Lewis? How can I help you?

I know I didn't do well on my midterms and stuff.

But I was hoping you could change my grade.

Ross : And why, exactly, would I do that?


ADDISON : You left me hanging in there, Grey.

I'm sorry. I was... I'm sorry. Do you need me to scrub in on the baby?

No. I want you to keep them apprised of the baby's condition while I operate.

MEREDITH : - I'm sure they'd rather talk to you. - Baby's got jejunal atresia.

ADDISON : She may die. I got consent, but I don't have time for updates.

MEREDITH : I think I would really learn a lot from observing.

ADDISON : It was a mistake to let you in the OR with your family.

ADDISON : It's not going to happen again. Check in with me every hour.

How many valve replacements have you performed in your life, Dr. O'Malley?

BAILEY : None. And how many do you think Dr. Hahn has performed?

- That is my father. - And you're in that room as his son.

BAILEY : You interns think you can do whatever you want. Not anymore.

BAILEY : Which is why you are going to stay away. Fifty feet away, to be precise.

You are to remain 50 feet away from your father today.

BAILEY : And Dr. O'Malley, do not make me tell you again.

- Everything OK with the O'Malleys? - The kid's a pain in the ass.

HAHN : But Dr. Yang here is proving to be an extremely capable asset.


Oh, look at this, we can try it.

Thank you.

Gathiya.


Because in Joey Tribbiani, you get a minister and an entertainer.

I'm a "ministainer." All right?


Ted voix off : Hell, I don't even remember who played.

Ted voix off : What I do remember is that we drank beer,

Ted voix off : We ate wings and we watched the super bowl together.

Ted voix off : Because, sometimes, even if you know

Ted voix off : How something's going to end,

Ted voix off : That doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride.

Ted voix off : We even raised a toast to good old mike.

Ted voix off : I mean mark... Matt...


no don't bring anything extra things are walking carrying someone who's anything

walking carrying someone who's anything

walking carrying someone who's anything yeah oh thanks little fellow you see

yeah oh thanks little fellow you see

yeah oh thanks little fellow you see this book see legs alright oh you wait

we've added the baby could this I write

we've added the baby could this I write

we've added the baby could this I write yeah definitely have it okay so this was

yeah definitely have it okay so this was a stressful enough operation as is and

a stressful enough operation as is and

a stressful enough operation as is and then two of the dogs will definitely be

then two of the dogs will definitely be

then two of the dogs will definitely be barky in fact they're probably all gonna

barky in fact they're probably all gonna go insane want to bring them out cuz

go insane want to bring them out cuz

go insane want to bring them out cuz they do get warpage every day during the

they do get warpage every day during the week but

week but

week but not by Osun we're obviously that's like

not by Osun we're obviously that's like

not by Osun we're obviously that's like the sex goals for them so we thought

the sex goals for them so we thought

the sex goals for them so we thought craziness plus the four kids it's a big

craziness plus the four kids it's a big

craziness plus the four kids it's a big insane and I don't know why I came up


Look how long the intestine is!

- [Mr Taster] Wow.

they both laugh

- [Trevor] Mr Ahmet has wrapped the sweet bread

in the middle, and then--

So there's two types of intestine?

- [Mr Taster] The first one is with fat,

- [Trevor] Fat, yeah.

- [Mr Taster] and the second one is without.

- [Trevor] Without.

And he is just wrapping that up

really fast. There's the fatty intestine,

and then there's the lean intestine.

This is the lean intestine.

So this is the third layer.

He's master.

- Master.

- [Trevor] Master.

Look at that!

- [Mr Taster] Thank you very much, thank you.

- [Trevor] Good job!

they applaud and cheer

- This is very healthy.

And very tender, and it's very fresh.


calamari well it turns into rubber not

calamari well it turns into rubber not this baby

this baby

this baby tender to the pipe

I'm gonna jumped into this little clams

I'm gonna jumped into this little clams

I'm gonna jumped into this little clams because they've been sauteed it so

because they've been sauteed it so

because they've been sauteed it so they've been sitting for a long time I'm

they've been sitting for a long time I'm so sad

so sad

so sad there's to be so much juice here and

there's to be so much juice here and

there's to be so much juice here and it's coming evaporate it Wow

it's coming evaporate it Wow

it's coming evaporate it Wow spicy we got the fresh herbs making a

spicy we got the fresh herbs making a

spicy we got the fresh herbs making a very aromatic little bits of parsley

very aromatic little bits of parsley

very aromatic little bits of parsley tiny bit of sweetness from the tomato

tiny bit of sweetness from the tomato

tiny bit of sweetness from the tomato the clams itself natural sweet flavor

the clams itself natural sweet flavor

the clams itself natural sweet flavor with that slight tiny bit of brine eNOS

with that slight tiny bit of brine eNOS

with that slight tiny bit of brine eNOS that makes you want to keep popping

that makes you want to keep popping

that makes you want to keep popping those into your mouth all this as fresh

those into your mouth all this as fresh

those into your mouth all this as fresh as you can possibly possibly imagine

as you can possibly possibly imagine

as you can possibly possibly imagine they're so incredibly sweet and tasty

they're so incredibly sweet and tasty

they're so incredibly sweet and tasty mmm Oh a bit of ginger in there too it's

mmm Oh a bit of ginger in there too it's not simple you know it's never simply

not simple you know it's never simply

not simple you know it's never simply seasoned and that's what I love about

seasoned and that's what I love about

seasoned and that's what I love about this region because it got such an array

this region because it got such an array of spices I'm getting know how to use

of spices I'm getting know how to use

of spices I'm getting know how to use them

them

them little sardines look at this that's such


Chandler : He really is a chameleon.

Phoebe : Well, Gladys, say hello to your new home.

Phoebe : - Oh, my. - Wow.

Oh, she is so nice and big.

Rachel : Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys, oh, so proudly?


Oh, no. Do you think she walked in, saw you and left?

Ross : Why does everyone keep saying that?

lf it makes you feel any better, l wish my date hadn't shown up.

Ross : -That bad? -Well, he makes T-shirts for a living...

Rachel : ...and he thought it would be appropriate to give me...

...this.

''Female Body lnspector''?


Steve Wozniak : Nerds.

Sheldon : I'm coming, Woz, I'm coming.

Howard : Ow!

Sheldon : Oh!

Sheldon : Aw.

Penny... Penny... Penny.

Penny : What up, Shel-Bot?

Sheldon-bot : I can't get out of bed.

Sheldon-bot : I hurt my ankle.

Penny : What do you want me to do?

Sing me "Soft Kitty."

Penny : Really, you want me to sing "Soft Kitty"

Penny : to a computer monitor?

Sheldon-bot : Would you rather come over and sing it to me in person?


Joey : Need a new table.

Chandler : You think?

Carol : -Come on in. -Hello.

I brought the books...

Ross : ...and Monica sends her love along with this lasagna.


beautiful

beautiful that is beautiful hear the crunch listen

that is beautiful hear the crunch listen to that crunch fresh pork right from the


Robin : Oh, I like where this is going.

Simon : I know this is crazy,

Simon : And I'm only in town for a couple of days,

Simon : But do you want to go on a date?

Lily : He asked you out?!

Lily : Oh, step into my web, simon.

Ted : The coup de grace.

Barney : Finish him!

I'd lo to!

Ted : Wait. You're going on a date with simon?

That simon? The one we met?


There you go.

Zoey : Hey, Ted.

Ted : Hey. You feeling better?

Zoey : I have a confession to make.


the rice isn't seen because it's just

the rice isn't seen because it's just soaked up its had all those sugars and

soaked up its had all those sugars and

soaked up its had all those sugars and then when I was when I took a bite the

then when I was when I took a bite the

then when I was when I took a bite the head butter came out onto the rice they

head butter came out onto the rice they

head butter came out onto the rice they even mixed with the rice that she's like

even mixed with the rice that she's like sloppy buttery like creamy rice it's

sloppy buttery like creamy rice it's

sloppy buttery like creamy rice it's unbelievable it's crazy I just pull into


Foreman : The stroke was caused by a clot in her middle cerebral artery.

Foreman : Started her on tPA.

Foreman : Should dissolve the clot and hopefully prevent brain damage,

Foreman : but we won't know for sure until she regains consciousness.

House : Or she has another stroke.

House : Arthritis, heart disease. Why can't this kid act her age?


Bailey : This is our son.

William George Bailey Jones.


Hey. Hey!

Ted : So, here's the plan.


Oh. Mirror.

Lily : How about martinis?

Robin : Absolutely not.

Robin : I'm not going anywhere near you and a martini.

Lily : Why not?

Lily : Ooh...

Marshall : You know what would be stupid?

Lily : If we made out.

giggling : That would be so stupid.

Lily : Hey, I dare you guys to dare us to make out.


Greg House : I'd be insane to also tell you that she's on the pill.

Ben Prosner : No, she's not.

Greg House : If they'd known she was on it,

Greg House : they wouldn't have given her a blood thinner after her hip surgery.

Greg House : The combination caused the bleeding.

Greg House : It's good news. It's treatable.

Greg House : Just give her Tamoxifen, which is normally a breast cancer...

That's not true.

Ben Prosner : We wanna have kids.

Hmm.

See, I already did the blood tests.

And either she lied to you, or her blood lied to us.

Ben Prosner : Tell Megan I'm glad she's gonna be okay.

How're you doing?


Phoebe : Oh, crap.


Sophia : Hello, Thomas.

Danberg : It's the oldest intelligence con job in the book.

Danberg : Create a crisis, so you can ride in just in time to save the day.

Sophia : Gage was playing you.

Sophia : He wanted you to think that he was the good guy.

Sophia : He needed your trust.

BECKETT : Yeah, but then why did he ask us who the linchpin was?

Beckett : Shouldn't he have known?

Beckett : He was protecting his op.

Sophia : He was ascertaining how much we knew before he killed you.

Castle : Well, if you're right, and the attack on us was staged,

then he can't be working alone.

Castle : Gage must have a partner.

Sophia : Which means it's not over.

The fire crews were unable to contain the blaze in Blakely's apartment.

Tech 2 : All of his research is gone.

Sophia : I want you to run this through every facial rec database we have.

Sophia : I want to know who she is and I want to know how the hell

a 10-year-old girl can be the first domino in the march toward war.

Sophia : Where's Gage?

Danberg : In the tank.

Sophia : You know, that guy you threw out the window, Gary Harper?

Sophia : In Berlin. The Mannheim business?

Sophia : You were there at the drop off with the Spaniard. You were good.

Sophia : So, who are you working for now?


Burke : Cristina, let it go.

Bailey : Slow. Erratic. But it's a heartbeat.

Addison : Baby's holding steady.

Burke : Bring out the plastic.

Cristina : Plastic? We're not going to close?

Bailey : We're going to keep her open, cover her with plastic, and get her to the ICU.

Alex : - And then what? - Then we'll see if she survives.

Meredith : OK. We'll take care of you, all right?

How the hell do you let a patient get that far off your watch?

Meredith : - I turned my back for a second. - He was in the damned gallery!

Meredith : - He's a surgical intern... - I don't care if he's surgeon general.

Derek : In this hospital, he's a patient with a head injury who needs a CT.

Derek : In this hospital, he's a scared guy who does not need to see

Derek : the massive internal injuries of the woman he rammed with his car!

Derek : This is your fault. You had him and you lost him!

Derek : You got to take responsibility for your actions for once in your life!

Meredith : Derek!


Beckett : We should go to the track sometime, Castle.

Beckett : See who laps who.

Beckett : So, why do you think Tracy took off work to come down here?

Castle : Maybe to drive it to a clandestine, Pandora-related rendezvous?

Beckett : No, look at the dust on this This hasn't gone anywhere in a while.

Beckett : Castle, look.

Beckett : Maybe she came to stash something in the trunk.

Castle : Handprints, indicating someone's been in there.


and you can see the brain in there, oh look at that,

isn't that crazy?

- [Narendra] Yeah it is crazy.

- [Trevor] Tofu with pig brain,

you can see the brain there, and over here,

we've got,

starch jelly mung bean starch jelly,

covered in like broth bean paste,

so it's salted broth bean paste,

with chili and chili oil,

and they've also got a smoked duck,

the xiaolongbao which is what you guys said you wanna try.

You've told me you wanna try that right,

so fatty pork with preserved pickled mustard greens,

look at all the greens in there,

there's a bit of pickled chili in there as well,

and we've also got fish root with broth beans,

and chili oil.

And Narendra,

when you made your entry to come on this tour,

you said you wanted to take a shot of the brain.


and security and then we'll be in the

and security and then we'll be in the international departure area this

international departure area this

international departure area this airport is really amazing this has -

airport is really amazing this has -

airport is really amazing this has - this is definitely a new airport

this is definitely a new airport

this is definitely a new airport terminal since I've last been to Jakarta

terminal since I've last been to Jakarta it's brand new it's giant Li spacious

it's brand new it's giant Li spacious

it's brand new it's giant Li spacious there are lines so many lines and queues

there are lines so many lines and queues and it's yeah it's unbelievably spacious

and it's yeah it's unbelievably spacious really really nice Airport

[Music]


this whole big patch of it my leg is on

this whole big patch of it my leg is on fire that was just a fraction of it he's

fire that was just a fraction of it he's going through all of and my dad pulls up

going through all of and my dad pulls up he says hey watched up for that net oh

he says hey watched up for that net oh

he says hey watched up for that net oh it is super stick down here yeah get it

it is super stick down here yeah get it

it is super stick down here yeah get it pops big turtle no come on pops let's

pops big turtle no come on pops let's

pops big turtle no come on pops let's see let's see you do it come on

see let's see you do it come on

see let's see you do it come on everybody's doing it the mud Harley


Mandy : What for?

Sam : She was trying to reach you

Sam : because she thought someone was trying to hurt you.

Who?

Sam : She didn't say, but she got way mad when I wouldn't give her your number.

Yeah. Man, I thought this girl was nuts, you know, a crazy fan or something?

Then she asked me how she can get in touch with Jesse.

Jesse? What does he have to do with this?

Esposito : I don't know,

Sam : but she was pretty hot to talk to him, too,

Sam : so I called Jesse, and I put him on with her.

Alexis : What'd she say?

I didn't hear. But she was pretty upset.

Sam : And since she ended up dead, I thought you should know.

WOMAN : Hey, Sam.

CHUCKLES


like pinning loads of like home decor

like pinning loads of like home decor I'm so excited so excited to finally

I'm so excited so excited to finally

I'm so excited so excited to finally move like I mean the long process but

move like I mean the long process but

move like I mean the long process but I'm excited to like have our own house

I'm excited to like have our own house

I'm excited to like have our own house and like just do all the stuff that I've

and like just do all the stuff that I've always wanted to do to it but I know

always wanted to do to it but I know

always wanted to do to it but I know it's going to be how it looks in my head

it's going to be how it looks in my head is going to be very different to how it

is going to be very different to how it

is going to be very different to how it looks in real life because the reality

looks in real life because the reality

looks in real life because the reality of it is that we have three kids and six

of it is that we have three kids and six dogs so things don't stay a certain way

dogs so things don't stay a certain way

dogs so things don't stay a certain way for long

for long

for long [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] okay that's the deal with the bed okay

okay that's the deal with the bed okay

okay that's the deal with the bed okay let's get changed

let's get changed

let's get changed that's a very important news for

that's a very important news for

that's a very important news for everybody tell us Amelia what is we got


which is ground up and put inside those beans,

and then a little bit of salsa on top,

you wrap this up, a little taco, and, okay.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh, those beans are amazing!

It's so smoky, like, intense smokiness from that rock,

but then you do taste that variation of flavor

from those pumpkin seeds which has a little bit of a,

kind of earthy, kind of,

almost like smoky meat

kind of flavor to those beans.

That is incredible.


because of the lush greenery, and the fertility

of the land here.

The different herbs, the different vegetables

that go into the cooking.

Right now she's first getting started,

it's common starter or common snack,

a common side dish of olives,

especially from Gilan, of olives.

And they took that herb, that herb

that we tested, she chopped it up

and she mashed it with garlic,

and also mashed it with the herb as well,

and then she got out some walnut paste, crushed walnut.

speaking in a foreign language

Yeah.

Okay.

speaking in a foreign language


some chicken looks like it's braced in

some chicken looks like it's braced in some kind of a soy sauce rock and some

some kind of a soy sauce rock and some

some kind of a soy sauce rock and some chashu more Chinese rolls pork what I'm

chashu more Chinese rolls pork what I'm

chashu more Chinese rolls pork what I'm really excited about this dish is this

really excited about this dish is this

really excited about this dish is this look at these noodles as soon as he took

look at these noodles as soon as he took out these noodles and threw it into the

out these noodles and threw it into the

out these noodles and threw it into the water you can tell these were freshly


Barney : But I was really doing you a public service.

It's February 13th.

Barney : A day many are now calling Desperation Day.

Barney : It's kind of a thing. And you,

Barney : walking around, saying you're a gooey romantic?

Barney : It comes across a bit desperate.

Nora : What's desperate about knowing what you want?

Nora : Life is really short, Barney.

Nora : Who wants to spend Valentine's Day alone,

Nora : distracting yourself from the fact that nobody loves you

Nora : with some sad little activity?

Barney : Or you could be in the 47th Semi-Annual Laser Tag Tournament

Barney : in Poughkeepsie.

Nora : I have no idea what any of those words mean.

Woman : I'm all stretched out!

Barney : Here's the first thing you need to know about laser tag.

Marshall : Thanks a lot for coming out here, man.


Sheldon : Hello, I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

Welcome to Sheldon Cooper Presents : Fun With Flags.


Marshall : My dad's last words to me were a string of...

Marshall : odd racial stereotypes.

Robin : All that stuff was really nice!

Lily : It's positive racism!

Marshall : This is worse than the pork chop.

Barney : This next clip is entitled,

Barney : "Guy Playing Bagpipes Gets Hit in the Nuts by Low-Flying Seagull"

Ted : Let's see what happens.

Barney : Here he comes...

Barney : - 'Cause he gets hit... - Right in the nuts.

Ted : And then the fat kid loses his swim shorts.

Barney : - Shorts just fall right off. - No, wait.

Marshall : I'm wrong. That wasn't it.

Marshall : They couldn't find a cab, so I went down there.

Marshall : You were right. The Kangs did, in fact, have an umbrella.

Marvin : - Of course they did. - Bye, sweetie.


This is so not about me. This is about our patient.

I am worried about our patient. Get off your high horse.

MEREDITH : This is my patient. Try to remember that.

IZZIE : - Fine. Whatever. - Iz.

A Humpty Dumpty surgery? Burke's doing a Humpty Dumpty today?

Um... Yes.

I've never seen a Humpty firsthand before.

CHRISTINA : Me neither.

CHRISTINA : - What are you doing? - Scrubbing in. You'll let Burke know?

CHRISTINA : Sure.

GEORGE : I know you're not talking to me, but I have something to explain.

GEORGE : All you have to do is listen.

You and me? We're like ham and eggs.

GEORGE : I was the chicken. I know that I was the chicken.

GEORGE : You put yourself out there and were committed.

I was just putting the eggs, not the ham because you're the pig.

I was involved, but now? I'm committed.

- Did you call me a pig? - It's a metaphor.

Calling me a pig?

The point is you're not the pig anymore. I'm the pig.

Now I am the pig.


Addison : What's going on?

Richard : Started cramping and then she got diaphoretic.

Addison : Alert OB to a possible D&C due to an incomplete miscarriage.

Addison : Adele, you could have a placental abruption due to the trauma.

We've got to get you to an OR now. Let's move, people!

Patricia : Sir, Dr. Shepherd is here.

Adele : Thank you.

Richard, are you sure you want to...? You don't have to do this today.

Richard : Yes, I do.

Addison : She went into early DIC. I gave her blood, platelets, FFP.

Addison : Pregnancy at 52 is dangerous. I tried everything. I couldn't save...


Martha : and the whole...

Martha : Oh, God, I feel terrible.


Marshall : You just lost yourself a regular customer.

Carl : I doubt it.

Marshall : This painting is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.

Robin : Okay, where should we put it up next?

Robin : In his law school?

Robin : Ooh on the side of a bus.

Robin : Oh, oh! How much do billboards cost?


Ross : I should remember that.

Next.

-They're kissing. Let's just go around them. -Leave them alone. They're in love.

I'm in love too. But in an orderly fashion.

Next.

Monica : Hi. Can you do that and walk? Because she said, "Next."

Sorry, we didn't hear you. We're on our honeymoon.

Let me see what I can do. There are some first-class seats available.

Monica : They bumped them up to first class because they're on their honeymoon!

-Let's act like we're on our honeymoon. -We are on our honeymoon.

Monica : Grab my ass.

-Next. -Hi. Sorry, I almost didn't hear you.


Howard : Oh, yeah, you're gonna do great with this movie.

Penny : You're not working late. Why did you lie to me?

Sheldon : And Amy, you told me you were sick,

Sheldon : but you look just as pale and tired as always.

Amy : I'm sorry. I just needed a break

Amy : from hearing you obsess about what to do after string theory.

And we kind of just wanted one night where we didn't have to hear

Bernadette : about how miserable you are making this movie.

Amy : But none of that means we don't love you.

Penny : I haven't been complaining that much about the movie.

Penny : Have I?

Leonard : I also love you.

Leonard : You know what? Maybe I need a break from all cf you.

Penny : -Come on, Sheldon. -Where are we going?

Penny : We're gonna have Anything Can Happen Thursday.

Penny : You're gonna tell me all about your science stuff and I'm gonna complain

Penny : about my movie, and we're gonna support each other

Penny : -because that's what friends do. -Okay.


energetic music

All right, let's go ahead and eat.

All right, what do you think, Bryan.

- I am actually really excited, it smells so good.

- [Missy] I know, is it good?

Does it taste burnt?

- No, it doesn't taste burnt.

- [Missy] Yay!

- [Bryan] Did you burn it?

- [Missy] No, I was just worried.

I'm not very good at cooking.

- Well, the house does get a little smokey.

- [Missy] Yeah laughs .

I will say, obviously, they make it very easy to cook.

- This chicken is amazing, you cooked it perfectly.

- [Missy] Yay, I'm so excited to try it.

- I think the boys are finally home from school,

and I haven't seen them today, so I'm so excited.

- Dad, dad, dada! - Hey, what's up, dude?

How was school, bro? - Good, good, good, good.

Finn yells

- [Bryan] Oh, hey!

Whoa, you okay there, dude? - That was an entrance.

Bryan laughs Ollie yells

Oh, my God.

- [Bryan] The boys are home from school, babe.

Babe, babe, babe, babe. - Yeah?

- [Bryan] I think someone just broke into our house.

Ollie screaming - What?

- [Bryan] There's someone behind you.

Oh, look it, they're on the couch now.

They're sitting on the couch now, who is that?


and then also over here this is all

and then also over here this is all drinking water this is one of the

drinking water this is one of the

drinking water this is one of the bedrooms to come on inside the bedroom

bedrooms to come on inside the bedroom

bedrooms to come on inside the bedroom it's basic but it's everything you need

it's basic but it's everything you need

it's basic but it's everything you need let me just take off this mosquito net

let me just take off this mosquito net

let me just take off this mosquito net so you can see the bed as you can see we

so you can see the bed as you can see we haven't used this bed at all because

haven't used this bed at all because

haven't used this bed at all because there's two bedrooms in this villa ah


RYAN : Hey, Beckett.

Beckett : Hey, Ryan, I need you to check into Madison's phone records

Beckett : and recent activity.

Look for anyone new in her life.

Ryan : You got it.

Ryan : Meantime, we located that cabbie.

Ryan : He says two female passengers saw the attack on a video call.

Ryan : They told him to call 911, and then they bolted from the cab.

Esposito : But he gave us the building where he picked the girls up

Esposito : and the doorman there ID'd them.

Beckett : Where are they now?

Ryan : Same place you are.

SCHOOL BELL RINGING

Beckett : Kris Howard? Hillary Cooper?

Hillary : It's about Madison, isn't it?


Leonard : You're right, it is simple.

- Hey, Sheldon. SHELDON : Penny.


- Ollie look, you got one two three four in a row!

Good job, you guys know what you get to do now?

- Yeah.

- [Bryan] You get to release them all!

- You gotta pull out the bottom

so you can start over.

- [Bryan] Whoa!

- [Missy] Alright grab all your colors!

- Okay.

upbeat music

- Alright, Ollie, as promised since you won

the Connect Four game do you know what your prize is?

- Yeah.

- What is it?

- Um it's lollipops.

- A lollipop!

And I thought this would be a really cool opportunity

to try unicorn poop lollipops.

So we picked these up at a candy store

when we were in L.A. about a week ago.


Castle : If he wasn't a friend, then he must have met up with him somewhere

Castle : where people strike up a casual conversation.

Esposito : We figure if he camped out with his laptop at a coffee shop,

Esposito : our killer could've sat down next to him and they got to talking.

Beckett : His sister said that he was a Knicks fan?

Beckett : What's missing from these pictures?

Castle : - Good taste. - Area rug.

Ryan : - Decent lighting. - A TV.

Beckett : Which means he would have to walk to a local bar in order to watch the games.

Yeah, if you're a Knicks fan, you gotta share your pain with somebody.

Esposito : - True. - Okay, you two take all the coffee shops

within a five-block radius of Conrad's apartment,

Beckett : see if anyone remembers him talking to a customer.

Beckett : Castle and I will take the bars. And if you keep quoting Jordan,

I'm going to turn the radio way up.

Jealous.

Castle : Pub crawls are supposed to greet you

Castle : with a smile and a shot of Jager.

Not, "No, we've never seen that guy before, keep moving."

Castle : This is beginning to feel pointless.

Beckett : Buck up, Castle. I've got a feeling this place is different.

Beckett : It's still an ongoing investigation, so we're going to need you

Beckett : to take that banner down.

Bar Lady : I was just trying to work an angle.

Bar Lady : You should understand what it's like being a woman in a man's world.


Henry : Yeah, but how did you...

That was regular low-fat American.

I added some bacteria for flavor.


Leonard : She's extremely intelligent.

SHELDON : She's not that intelligent. LEONARD : She fixed your equation.

SHELDON : She got lucky. LEONARD : You don't believe in luck.

Sheldon : I don't have to believe in it for her to be lucky.

Leonard : Regardless, I have a chance at a real relationship with Leslie.

I'm not gonna pass that up for some hypothetical future happiness...

Leonard : ...with a woman who may or may not want me to be happy...

...with the woman who is currently making me happy.

SHELDON : Leonard. LEONARD : Yeah?

SHELDON : I still don't care.

Hey, Leslie.

Careful, Leonard. Liquid nitrogen, 320 degrees below zero.

Brrrr. Heh.


I started with $10 million,

and then I couldn't think of a reason not to give 20 or 40.

I figure I can live on $25,000 a year.

Benjamin : I still have my software company.

Benjamin : And when I make more, I'll give that away too.

Park : He's nuts. He's generous.

Park : There's a neurological issue. He's getting rid of everything.

His echocardiogram was negative for cardiomyopathy.

Adams : Head CT showed no signs of stroke or hemorrhage.

Park : He has one pair of pants!

Adams : Most people with his kind of money

Adams : are commissioning oil paintings of their Yorkshire terrier.

Adams : Benjamin is sacrificing his own comfort to help others.

That's 'cause helping others is his Yorkie oil painting.

Adams : That's good, not sick.

Park : That's naive and sick.

Park : You really want to improve things, you do it through policy.

Park : This guy empties his pockets, what really changes?

House : That's right. All those babies with AIDS, they're just using us.

Park : My parents had $800 between them when they got here.

Park : They scraped and borrowed so we could go to good schools.

Park : And I worked my ass off. No one gave me a handout.

Park : It makes me work harder.

Rebuttal.


So they're reading with Wally,

and then he'll normally read like another book


sort of absorbs to the curry I really do love how you can you can't actually have

love how you can you can't actually have one chili per bite here another thing

one chili per bite here another thing

one chili per bite here another thing that's very famous is the fried fish

that's very famous is the fried fish

that's very famous is the fried fish cakes in tarragon ooh and they're served

cakes in tarragon ooh and they're served kind of like Hello it's called Cripple


location number three I am here at hole

location number three I am here at hole

location number three I am here at hole ye'd hot pot this is definitely one of

ye'd hot pot this is definitely one of

ye'd hot pot this is definitely one of the oldest all you can you hop on

the oldest all you can you hop on

the oldest all you can you hop on locations here in New York City and it's

locations here in New York City and it's kind of dear to my heart because I came

kind of dear to my heart because I came

kind of dear to my heart because I came here so much because it was one of the

here so much because it was one of the

here so much because it was one of the only Arcadia hop hop places and there's

only Arcadia hop hop places and there's

only Arcadia hop hop places and there's a couple things about this place that

a couple things about this place that

a couple things about this place that really sets it apart first is the drinks

really sets it apart first is the drinks they've got little yogurts they've got

they've got little yogurts they've got

they've got little yogurts they've got all sorts of Chinese juices they got

all sorts of Chinese juices they got

all sorts of Chinese juices they got your typical sodas and biggest slushies

your typical sodas and biggest slushies

your typical sodas and biggest slushies which is just perfect for hop up because

which is just perfect for hop up because that's like literally the opposite of

that's like literally the opposite of

that's like literally the opposite of hotpot the other thing that says this

hotpot the other thing that says this

hotpot the other thing that says this place apart is that when they say spicy

place apart is that when they say spicy

place apart is that when they say spicy they really mean spicy you see here how

they really mean spicy you see here how

they really mean spicy you see here how it says sell la jolla dalla so mild

it says sell la jolla dalla so mild

it says sell la jolla dalla so mild medium hot there's also a secret ultra

medium hot there's also a secret ultra

medium hot there's also a secret ultra hot option and if you can really take

hot option and if you can really take

hot option and if you can really take the heat I recommend getting that

the heat I recommend getting that

the heat I recommend getting that because it will burn and that's the

because it will burn and that's the

because it will burn and that's the option I always get because I need to

option I always get because I need to

option I always get because I need to feel the burn you know but trust me guys


The Rice is good

Again, it's cold

But you know that going in that it's going to be cold

But I think that's the only thing I could improve it as if it was nice and piping hot and now moving on to

the stack of eggs


Daddy! Daddy!

Dr. Bailey? Where do you need us?

Meredith : Where should we start first?

Dr. Bailey!

I don't have time to hold hands. You know the protocol.

Alex : - Do what? - Go help people.


Gates : For this at least.

Gates : There's still the matter of your escape from custody.

Gates : However, under the circumstances,

Gates : I'm pretty sure you can negotiate down to time served.

Gates : Detective, why don't you take him down to the station and start the paperwork?

Yo.

So the tactical teams have searched the whole building. No sign of him.

Gates : When CSU finishes, fall back and put the building under surveillance.

And what if he's already seen us and he doesn't come back?

Gates : Every cop in this city is looking for him. He won't get far.


Yonatan Arnoff : What's wrong with her?

Well, it's definitely not cryoglobulinemia.

Greg House : Better ask him.

Lawrence Kutner : We kept her on oxygen overnight.

Her respiratory rate's stabilized and her O-sat's back up to 95.

I saw Amber drop off Wilson this morning.

Greg House : Yes. The male always drives the female.

Greg House : So what caused the breathing problem?


-Phoebe, could you get that, please? -Why?

Just because you're too lazy to get up off your tushy?

No, it's just that all the people in the world I would want to talk to are right here.

Sucker.

Hello?

Phoebe : -Hey, Joey! -Hey, Phoebe.

I need a favor.

I forgot the PIN to my ATM card. Can you get it for me?

Phoebe : Sure. Where is it?

Joey : I scratched it on the ATM machine on the corner.


like so many good places in Tokyo you

like so many good places in Tokyo you

like so many good places in Tokyo you gotta walk into the base now when we sit

gotta walk into the base now when we sit up or down

up or down

up or down oh okay this is a kind of dark basement


Give her back the file. You have bigger problems to tend to, like my meds.

Cuddy : Elevated indirect bilirubin, low serum haptoglobin...

House : - He's got meningitis. - Uh, no.

House : - Artificial heart valve. - No.


Charlie : But this has been lovely.

Ross : Wasn't it? And you thought it would be awkward with Joey.

Ross : And that you never really liked RacheI.

Charlie : You are on fire! I'll call you in the morning, okay?

Joey : - Okay. - All right.


Penny : Shut up!

Leonard : Sheldon, are you gonna join us?

Sheldon : Coming!

Sheldon : Greetings, friends.

Leonard : Greetings, whatever the hell you are.

Sheldon-bot : I am a mobile virtual presence device.

Sheldon-bot : Recent events

Sheldon-bot : have demonstrated to me that my body is too fragile

Sheldon-bot : to endure the vicissitudes of the world.

Sheldon-bot : Until such time as I am able


It's buckwheat noodles with perilla oil with sesame seeds and seaweed covering the top. And they told me I can't mix it

I'm not supposed to mix it, I'm supposed to just eat it


l gotta hand it to Raj. He found a really nice spot to have a bachelor party.

Sheldon : It's not bad. Unless you compare it to a train. And then it stinks.

- Are you drinking whiskey? - lndeed.


I suddenly got kind of wistful.

He was a good boy.

Barney : I've been there, too.

Every time I'm done having sex with a woman,

Barney : at first, I never want to see her again.


refreshing with their guns enough you

refreshing with their guns enough you yeah as you bite down you get like

yeah as you bite down you get like

yeah as you bite down you get like coconut milk squeezing into your mouth

coconut milk squeezing into your mouth

coconut milk squeezing into your mouth and a little like slivers of fish which

and a little like slivers of fish which

and a little like slivers of fish which are pretty like finely pounded oh man

are pretty like finely pounded oh man

are pretty like finely pounded oh man that delicious in just that like sambal

that delicious in just that like sambal

that delicious in just that like sambal chili sauce on the outside coating it is


Fire! There's a fire! Fire!


Phoebe : Get out of here, you lurker!

Phoebe : Go on, get!


fashion camera drop my camera Noah

fashion camera drop my camera Noah stager blog today because i legit left

stager blog today because i legit left

stager blog today because i legit left my camera right here is one of her bag

really oh do you think it wouldn't be

really oh do you think it wouldn't be

really oh do you think it wouldn't be that well we're not on planet earth

that well we're not on planet earth

that well we're not on planet earth anymore

anymore

anymore look at that gain Noah I just want to

look at that gain Noah I just want to

look at that gain Noah I just want to say great job that was the longest

say great job that was the longest

say great job that was the longest travel on both of you no complaint rock


Chase : Look at the right atrium.

Cameron : - That's not Kawasaki's. - No.

Chase : It's small, but it's there.

Ester didn't have a mass in her heart.


House : Love, sacrifice, deception and now betrayal.


Jerry, to a big tattoed biker : You don't even know!

laughing : Hey, hey! There we go!

grunting

yelling