Ted : Yeah, that's me.

Ted : This is a nightmare. I can't believe

Ted : she kept that tape.

Ted : The LPC's gonna

Ted : come back with a decision tomorrow,

Ted : and based on today...

Robin : They're gonna landmark the hell out of that place.

Yeah. We'll end up out of a job,

Barney : all thanks to some stupid, only sort of awesome lion head.

Marshall : Better get used to that lion head.

Marshall : As of tomorrow, it's gonna be there till the end of times.

Marshall : And all because of my sweet, sweet rhymes.

Ted : What are we gonna do?

Ted : We should buy a bar. We should totally buy a bar!


Uh, sure, yeah, come on in.

Caleb Brown : Hi, Captain Beckett, Caleb Brown.

Beckett : Hi, please sit down.

- I'm gonna go work on the old core. - Okay.

Brown : So, against my advice, Mr. Acosta wants to make a deal.

Brown : He'll cop to second degree murder,

ifyou will recommend a reduced sentence.

Beckett : Second degree murder, really? Um...

He's gonna have to give us something for that.

Brown : Okay, like what?

Beckett : Like who he's working for, and where the heroin came from.

Brown : What heroin?

Beckett : Counselor, we have video footage ofyour client

Beckett : smuggling kilos of uncut heroin.


Phoebe : So here you are.

Phoebe : Seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that petri dish.


Ross : Well, isn't that amazing?

Joey : What are we supposed to be seeing here?

I don't know, but I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.

Phoebe : If you tilt your head and relax your eyes..

it kind of looks like an old potato.

Then don't do that, all right?

Monica, what do you think?

Ross : - Are you welling up? - No.

Ross : - You are. You're welling up. - I'm not.

Ross : - You're gonna be an aunt. - Oh, shut up.

Hi, Mindy. Hi, it's Rachel.

Yeah, I'm fine. I saw Barry today.

Yeah, he told me. No, it's okay. Really, it's okay.

Rachel : I hope you two are very happy. I really do.

And, Min, you know, if everything works out..

and you guys get married and have kids..

I hope they have his hairline and your nose!


Alex : I can sit here all day. I'll miss my test, but I will sit here all day.

I don't... It... It happened a few days ago.

I just... I just woke up and it was all there again.

Alex : And you didn't tell me.

Because... Because there's...


Alexis : - How many? - Two, so far.

Alexis : - Are you okay? - Yeah. It's just so senseless.

Alexis : Murder usually is.

Nope. Murder usually makes a great deal of sense.

Passion, greed, politics.

What's senseless here is the books the killer chose.

My truly lesser works. Why would a psychotic fan pick those?

Alexis : Maybe because he's psychotic. Come on. It's bedtime.

Alexis : You can figure it out in the morning.

- What are those? - Castle's greatest hits.

You're gonna familiarize yourselves

with all of his murder scenes so we don't miss any.

Esposito : Got any on tape?

Beckett : First victim, male lawyer. Second victim, female social worker.

Beckett : Somewhere in these books, those two are connected.

"From the library of Katherine Beckett. "

Beckett : Do you have a problem with reading, Ryan?

Esposito : - Yo, check it, girl. You're totally a fan! - Right, of the genre.

Right, the genre. That's why you're blushing.


And itâs quite oily

They use cotton seed oil

I gotta go in for this right now

Oh yeah

Oh it really tastes like there is a sweet pumpkin in there

Very smooth and soft and sweet pumpkin

With this ultra tender melt in your mouth lamb meat

What we really gotta try is the banmian

There is nothing like the texture of delicious hand pulled noodles in a special sauce

And this is their home made sauce so we are going to try it out

Oh yeah

The beans on there

Give it a very deep earthy hearty flavor

And the mutton is also very good


Yeah, I used to work Homicide, too.

- Really? Mmm. - Yeah.

Chicago. Till some guy tapped me on the shoulder.

Stack : Today, I'm that guy.

Stack : What I'm saying is this,

Stack : I think you are exceptional.

Stack : You're smart, you're strong, you're an asymmetrical thinker.

Stack : I see bigger things for you.

Beckett : Who says I want bigger things?

Stack : Practically everything about you screams it.

Stack : There's a job opening in DC.

Beckett : What job?

Stack : With the Attorney General.

Stack : We report directly to him, we work with total autonomy


Ross : What are you doing here, Santa?

Well, l'm here to see my old buddy Ben.

Ross : What are you doing here...

...weird turtle-man?


This is the type of neighborhood street food stall that...

I am living around this area.

I would definitely come here on a very regular basis.

Birria is one of my favorite Mexican dishes.

I remember eating it years ago

with some of my buddies in Arizona.

Yeah, it's awesome, this was so good, yeah.

Very good, muchas gracias!

converses in Spanish

What a dish, and he's so friendly, too.

That's the type of dish you just sit there,

it just warms you from the inside out.

It's a little bit oily, but the flavor is abundant,

and you kinda go there, you kinda have a conversation,

you eat, you socialize.

I got a little salsa on my shirt,

so I think it's time to change.

upbeat dubstep


Izzie : First he chops off his hair. Then he starts hanging out with this Callie.

Izzie : That is not a name. Callie.

Izzie : Who is she anyway? I'm his best friend.

Izzie : - Not that he talks to me anymore. - Triple word score. 69 points.

Denny : Woman, I'm beating the pants off you.

- Pay attention. What are you doing? - I'm knitting a sweater.

Actually, Meredith, my friend that broke George, she is knitting the sweater.

Izzie : She's not really knitting the sweater because she cannot knit,

Izzie : but I want her to think she is because we took a celibacy vow,

so she's replacing sex with knitting, so I'm knitting some of Meredith's sweater

Izzie : so I can switch them out with hers so she can really believe she's knitting

Izzie : because if anybody needs to be celibate, it's Meredith,

Izzie : because she broke George. You know?

Denny : - You took a vow of celibacy? - Yes.


Hello? It looks like blood.

Did you even read the wikiHow link I sent you on being goth?

No, I'm behind on my wiki reading.

Raj : I'm kind of on a John Grisham kick right now.

Howard : -What? -I finished reading The Pelican Brief...

Raj : ...and loved it so much, I dived right into The Client.

Raj : He was a lawyer himself, so his novels are accurate as well as entertaining.

Howard : Just remember, we are lost boys. Children of the night.

Raj : Great. Lost boys, children of the night. Got it.

Can you pass the Chex Mix, please?

[HOWARD SIGHS]

Sheldon : Thank you.

Howard : We are lost boys.

Girl : Good for you.

I'm actually much more lost than he is.

Girl : Nice ink.

Penny : Thanks. Can we buy you ladies a drink?


fried snacks there's quail eggs there's

fried snacks there's quail eggs there's the stuffed mussels or he's dishing us

the stuffed mussels or he's dishing us

the stuffed mussels or he's dishing us out we've got three of their main dishes

out we've got three of their main dishes one is the fried cauliflower the stuffed

one is the fried cauliflower the stuffed mussels and the quail eggs yeah let's

mussels and the quail eggs yeah let's

mussels and the quail eggs yeah let's try the cauliflower squeeze on the lime

try the cauliflower squeeze on the lime

try the cauliflower squeeze on the lime juice oh yes


Phoebe : I lied!

Oh, my God. Here's Danny.

Rachel : Just watch this.

Rachel : See? Still pretending he's not interested.

He's coming over. Pretend we've forgotten who he is.

Danny : -Hey, guys. -Hey, Danny.


and we show lots of behind-the-scenes of the videos

and stuff like that.

Alright Ollie, so, the dogs need to go for a walk.

So, I have your shoes, let's put your shoes on.

You just gotta help me a little with your hand,

'cause our hands are connected today for some reason.

Someone thought it'd be a good idea

to do the handcuff challenge, huh?

- It wasn't me.

- Yeah, it was.


Foreman : Sleep is initially controlled by external light cues.

Chase : And if her brain can't interpret those cues...

Foreman : Optic nerve disease.

House : I'm sensing another article.

Cameron : I'll go run the tests.

Cameron : I'm injecting a dye which will allow us to take a look at your retina

Cameron : and your optic nerve.

- Everything's kind of blurry. - Normal, because of the dye.

Cameron : It's going to be that way the next few hours.

Foreman : - Need a hand? - No.

Are we never going to work together again?

Cameron : I just don't see the need to make you feel better by forgiving you.

Foreman : I wasn't asking for forgiveness. I was asking if you needed help.

Cameron : It's unprofessional to be talking about this in front of the patient.

Cameron : Maybe that doesn't matter to you, but...

Foreman : It doesn't matter. She's not listening.

Cameron : She's asleep.

Normal stage-one brain waves.

Maybe she's better?

Hannah : Still blurry.

Foreman : - You fell asleep. - No, I didn't.

Negative for optic nerve disease.

House : But she sleeps.

For, like, ten seconds. Maximum one minute.

Foreman : We also checked the ocular pressure. It's normal.


Marshall : The Captain? The Captain?

Arthur : Back in school we met during a production of Guys and Dolls.

Arthur : The Captain was Nathan Detroit to my assistant stage manager.

Arthur : Marshall and Barney here,

Arthur : are the future of Goliath National Bank.

George : Well, ahoy.

George : Ahoy. Ahoy, The Captain.

Arthur : The Captain pretty much paid for this entire shindig.

George : Please, enjoy yourselves,

George : have fun, but don't touch anything.

Marshall : Thank you, The Captain. Challenge accepted.

Barney : Wow.

Lily : "The future of Goliath National Bank"?

Marshall : I know, it's so, uh...

Marshall : You know, I totally forgot to tell you, but, um,

Marshall : the other day, Arthur offered me a five-year contract.

Lily : Oh, well, don't turn him down here in public.

Lily : I broke up with Scooter at the prom.

Lily : Right before the picture, too.

sobbing

Lily : So whatever you do, don't tell him here tonight, 'cause...


Penny : Okay, it won't be that bad.

Penny : We wouldn't even sit in your spot while you're gone.

Sheldon : You're darn right, you wouldn't.

Sheldon : No matter where I am, this will always be my spot.

Sheldon : Like an embassy

Sheldon : in a foreign country,

Sheldon : this seat is the sovereign soil of my bottom.

Leonard : Just nod and smile. He's almost gone.

Amy : Sheldon, what do you think?

Sheldon : Very well. I'm on board.

- Seriously? - Yes.

Sheldon : I accept this five-week mission

Sheldon : to share a living space with my girlfriend.


When it's very messy, I do get the boys to help.

Then when Jackson's out of the bath,

I'm gonna get him ready for bed.

He still sleeps in one of these sleeping bags,

and this is a summer one.

You can get them for summer or winter.

So I'm just gonna put him in that,

and I think this has become a real signal for him

that it's bedtime now.

He also has this comforter which is his fluffy blanket,

and he always sleeps with it and cuddles it

while he sleeps.

So then I'm just going to feed him.

I'm actually still breastfeeding,

so I will normally feed him on both sides

and then put him down, sleepy but awake.


Moo!

Taub : The sound is quack.

Taub : Quack, quack.

Taub : Quack, quack, quack.

Taub : On the plus side, I can now program my DVR from my phone.

Adams : They are kind of boring.

Adams : All kids. Not just yours.

Taub : Very helpful.

Adams : You need to log more hours.

Adams : Eventually you'll pass boredom, get to bonding.

Adams : Like Stockholm syndrome.

Jane Doe : I heard the nurses talking. You called Social Services for real

Adams : Because you shouldn't be living on your own.

Jane Doe : Right. Better my mom should use me as a punching bag.

Taub : If your mom abused you, Social Services

Taub : won't let you go home with her.

Jane Doe : Have I mentioned I don't trust the system?

Adams : We don't know if you're better yet. You can't just take off.

Uh... Can we help you?

Brown : I'm Adele Brown from Social Services, and this...

Ellen : I'm Ellen Rogers, Callie's mother.


Amy : and a place to stay in Riyadh for the winter.

Sheldon : Well, that explains those puzzling camel race photos

Sheldon : on your Facebook page.

And consider this :

Amy : without you to make the case for the physics department,

Amy : the task will fall to people like Leonard and Rajesh.

Sheldon : Are you trying to scare me?

'Cause you're succeeding.

Amy : Well, then prepare to be terrified.

Amy : If your friends are unconvincing,

Amy : this year's donations might go to,

Amy : say, the geology department.

Oh, dear, no! Not the dirt people!

Amy : Or worse-- it could go to...


Bailey : I may be 47 months pregnant.

Bailey : I may be on bed rest.

Bailey : I may not be able to see my own feet.

Bailey : But I am Dr. Bailey.

Bailey : I hear everything. I know everything.

I am watching each and every one of you.

Bailey : And I will return.


Jeff : When I was a rookie on the tour,

Jeff : I got a letter from a guy in Wisconsin.

Jeff : He wanted me to send a note to his son.

He said he worshipped me.

Jeff : You know what worship means? I looked it up.

Jeff : It means to love unquestioningly and uncritically.

Jeff : So the kid doesn't even know me, but he loves me

unquestioningly and uncritically.

Cameron : So you decided to take advantage of that.

Jeff : What should I have done? "Dear sir, I'm just a guy"

Jeff : who rides a bike pretty good.

"You and your kid are out of your minds."

My arms feel funny.

The sats are dropping. He's in respiratory arrest.

He can't be. We fixed that.

Foreman : Apparently not.


with no sugar and just rely on

that coconut milk for the sweetness.

The coconut milk itself has a little bit of a sweetness,

it's also a little bit salty.

They've added some salt to the recipe

to add contrast and that just kinda increases the flavor

of the coconut.

It amplifies the flavor of the coconut.

That's like coconut pudding

within a crunchy, smoky shell.

Outrageously good.

Here comes another boat in from the sea

and this is like a chain pulley device.

There's actually a motor there to pull the boat in

from the ocean and unto the bank.

That looks like it's been used a few times.


Are you in the mood for something grape?

-Sure, that would be good. -All right.


House : And not finding them.

Jack : You don't look so hot. You want to talk about it?

Alice : Those days are over.

Chase : Who are you talking to?

Myself.

Taub : If you're seeing things, it could be another symptom.

Foreman : It's not.

Alice : It's only in my imagination. I make things up for a living.

Chase : And talking to them?

Alice : It's a writer thing.

Alice : We're also good at reading people.

Alice : Like you, for instance.

Alice : Recently divorced.

Alice : You slept with a girl last night, her place, not yours.


Just consider this.

Castle : All along, this killer has been one step ahead of us.

Castle : No evidence, no witnesses, phantom corporations.

He, or she, has us chasing our tails.

Castle : So why, suddenly, does this same person order a limo

Castle : placing her with Santos the night he died?

Castle : Rookie mistake.

Or maybe it's not a mistake at all.

Beckett : Maybe Kelly Nieman is playing a much deeper game.

Beckett : Maybe she's so confident that we can't tie her to these murders

Beckett : that she's letting the trail lead straight back to her.

Um... That's looking pretty unlikely.

Why?

Her alibi's ironclad. She's no good for either of the murders.

Ryan : But we might have found somebody who is.

MUFFLED Told you.

TORY : This is from a traffic cam a block from Kelly Nieman's apartment.

Beckett : That's Daniel Santos.

And the time code is 10 : 07, so Kelly was telling the truth.

He did leave around 10 : 00.

Ryan : Yeah, now watch this.

Beckett : Can we get a closer look at the driver?

Tori : No, this is our only angle.

Castle : Well, whoever he is, Santos knows him.

- And we tried running the plate, - BEEPS

But it was stolen off another car, so no good there.

But Tory noticed the decal on the back window.

TORY : It's a parking pass.

Beckett : For Coral Way Marina in Miami.


oh yeah notice a really good fries after you eat a meal in Germany you absolutely

you eat a meal in Germany you absolutely have to lean back in your chair finished


Dana : unable to move forward.

Dana : What's your rut?

Rachel : Okay, you're freaking me out.

House : Do you think we should have kids?


Lou : Back to you, robin.

Kevin : Okay, now it's time for sports.

Robin : No! Let's go to traffic todd

Robin : In the metro news 1 gridlock chopper...

Kevin : Robin, it's time for sports!


Bernadette : Raj, your tag's sticking out.

Thank you. That's the closest I've come to sex in, like, two years.

Bernadette : Now I feel a little gross.

Raj : You're only making it seem more real for me.

Howard : Hey, that's my wife.

Howard : If anyone's gonna make her feel gross about sex, it's me.

Raj : Can we please talk about something other than my depressing love life?

Sheldon : How about Penny's depressing acting career?


House : Did it heal yet? Or is it still draining?

House : Oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't realize you'd come back for seconds.

I figured that after that girl in the stairwell you'd be done for the night.

Chase : He's joking.

House : No Adam's apple, small hands.

It's no surprises this time.

I'll see you later.


Burke : Clear!

Burke : He's asystolic.

Alex : I don't get it. I mean, if the guy's already dead...

Burke : And now his heart has joined the rest of him.

Alex : Hmm. So, we can't use it?

Burke : No, Karev, we cannot use it. The muscle is dead. The heart is useless.

Alex : Dr. Burke?

Burke : Move, move, move, move, move!

Burke : Stop right there! Don't move that scalpel! Not even a single slice!

Erica : Just because your donor's heart died doesn't mean you get mine.

Burke : Is your patient higher on the transplant list? Is he higher on the list?

Erica : - I have no idea. - Well, neither do I.

Burke : Karev, get UNOS on the phone now.

Erica : Oh, give me a break!

Burke : - Hey! Hey! - What? Are you going to beat him up?

Burke : - If I have to. - OK, just hold on.

Erica : It's pathetic, Preston. Really pathetic.

Meredith : I've finished all five of your patients.

Meredith : Do you mind if I scrub in? I've never seen an ORIF before.


Ying is just pushing those chilies

down to my side of the plate.

Oh man, that is a swimming pool of chilies.

That's so many chilies, that's insane.

As you keep on eating the top bones

start to get a little dry, so you can kinda rehydrate them,

spoon on some chilies and some soup.

And you reach a certain point where you just wanna

pick this up and just gnaw on it.


different it's softer is smoother

different it's softer is smoother there's still that beautiful cheese

there's still that beautiful cheese

there's still that beautiful cheese flavor and the texture at the end but

flavor and the texture at the end but

flavor and the texture at the end but the initial phrases its lot less dense

the initial phrases its lot less dense

the initial phrases its lot less dense and elastic you than this one this is

and elastic you than this one this is

and elastic you than this one this is really really good if you want something

really really good if you want something a little more mild texture wise this is

a little more mild texture wise this is

a little more mild texture wise this is fantastic

fantastic

fantastic that was good dog I enjoy that vibe

that was good dog I enjoy that vibe

that was good dog I enjoy that vibe 90-some know any like two bottles of

90-some know any like two bottles of

90-some know any like two bottles of water

water

water thanks seriously I can't believe people

thanks seriously I can't believe people

thanks seriously I can't believe people wink my god I couldn't I couldn't change

wink my god I couldn't I couldn't change it we just took a break from eating by


Howard : ...are two not unattractive middle-school teachers...

Howard : ...who reek of desperation.

Raj : -Wonderful. How old are they? -I don't know, 50, 55?

Oh, menopause. Heh.

Raj : Nature's birth control.

Leonard : Come on. You guys can't be that hard up.

Howard : -I am. -Yeah, me too.

Howard : Look, they gave me homemade cookies.

Leonard : Of course they did. That's what grandmothers do.

Raj : -So, what are we waiting for? -Relax.

Howard : I said we'd stop by a little later, after they have their nap.

Raj : -Good idea. They'll be refreshed. HOWARD : Yeah.


ever sure but I mean I know it's not

ever sure but I mean I know it's not Alessia that's for sure Luba ever sort a

Alessia that's for sure Luba ever sort a little bit analyst yeah

Jonathan's been editing all day and

Jonathan's been editing all day and

Jonathan's been editing all day and filming her friend his friends and all

filming her friend his friends and all

filming her friend his friends and all that stuff so I haven't even really seen

that stuff so I haven't even really seen him properly all day but yeah I'm going

him properly all day but yeah I'm going

him properly all day but yeah I'm going to run her bath now and I think we're

to run her bath now and I think we're

to run her bath now and I think we're going to put the kids to bed later again

going to put the kids to bed later again tonight like cat what we did yesterday

tonight like cat what we did yesterday

tonight like cat what we did yesterday because that seems to have worked and

because that seems to have worked and

because that seems to have worked and definitely didn't have anybody coming in

definitely didn't have anybody coming in at 6 : 00 or like waking up at 6 : 00 and

at 6 : 00 or like waking up at 6 : 00 and like wanting to start the day at 6 : 00

like wanting to start the day at 6 : 00

like wanting to start the day at 6 : 00 that was good news alright I'm going to

that was good news alright I'm going to

that was good news alright I'm going to get a wrap started


Foreman : Most cases, a lot.

Jeremy : We don't smoke a lot.

Foreman : Let's just start the treatment.

Jeremy : You think we're liars, as well as druggies?

Foreman : Actually, I'm wondering if you'd mind getting her a cup of ice chips.

You're not gonna get any different answer from her.

Tracy : No, no. He can stay.

No offense, but this place is scary. I feel better when he's around.

Foreman : Tracy, I need to talk to you.


Dr. Larson : The Aca-Con introduction video came up on the monitors,

Dr. Larson : Robyn watched it.

Dr. Larson : And then suddenly, just like that,

Dr. Larson : she changed her mind.

Esposito : So you're saying that Robyn changed her mind

Esposito : about ratting you out because of what she saw in some video?

Dr. Larson : Like I said, it was peculiar.

Dr. Larson : But Robyn promised

Dr. Larson : not to say anything, so long as I rejected the bribe,

Dr. Larson : and gave her a copy of that introduction video.


gonna swap my spoon in and watch Oh

gonna swap my spoon in and watch Oh spoon can now walk on this tofu soup I

spoon can now walk on this tofu soup I

spoon can now walk on this tofu soup I like through this Oh dad that's okay but

like through this Oh dad that's okay but this doesn't have you what happened okay

this doesn't have you what happened okay anyway you were hot button it would drop

anyway you were hot button it would drop all the way down

all the way down

all the way down alright let's try this I'll be careful

alright let's try this I'll be careful

alright let's try this I'll be careful whatever cut okay this truly is that

whatever cut okay this truly is that

whatever cut okay this truly is that ginger sugar this is Jenna visit a brown

ginger sugar this is Jenna visit a brown sugar oh it's not overly sweet yet and


House : Yesterday, I wasn't. Today, I am.

Cuddy : And tomorrow? Is it possible for me to get a five-day forecast?

House : Feeling much better, thank you for not asking.

Cuddy : Either you did have a problem, which I can't ignore,

Cuddy : or you were jerking me around, which I can't ignore.

House : You are a woman, you can do anything.

Cuddy : For example, I can talk to you outside.

House : You sure you're only one woman?


like this quite a few come here

like this quite a few come here gotta get the fish the decide to chef of

gotta get the fish the decide to chef of this restaurant

this restaurant

this restaurant I hear cherry dish you have to cook yes

I hear cherry dish you have to cook yes

I hear cherry dish you have to cook yes yes yes well show the bill fantastic

yes yes well show the bill fantastic

yes yes well show the bill fantastic thank you so much

so long day at the poly partnership

so long day at the poly partnership

so long day at the poly partnership thank you my hotel and my whole address

thank you my hotel and my whole address

thank you my hotel and my whole address restaurant which literally have a

restaurant which literally have a

restaurant which literally have a restaurant it looks like I mean because

restaurant it looks like I mean because

restaurant it looks like I mean because of celebrity on the vodka tonic like I

of celebrity on the vodka tonic like I

of celebrity on the vodka tonic like I deny the place is still packed so I

deny the place is still packed so I

deny the place is still packed so I figured it's gonna be a good meal here's

figured it's gonna be a good meal here's the tom yum soup prawn although I've had

the tom yum soup prawn although I've had tom yum soup like four days Jay I'm

tom yum soup like four days Jay I'm

tom yum soup like four days Jay I'm still very excited about this oh all


Nurse : All right, take Mrs. Shelton back to her room.

Burke : - Seriously? - Do I look like I'm kidding?

Bailey : We'll get to her this afternoon.

Bailey : Grey, call the ER, tell them to send him up, and then scrub in.

Meredith : Alex Karev failed his boards, and he's retaking them tomorrow.

Meredith : He can't study for a practical by himself. If he fails again, he's out.


Yvonne : - and he's nothing but trouble. - Yvonne, shut up.

I said "no offense." I'm just saying, sure you're a doctor?

Yeah? Yeah, we're fine.

Yvonne : Yeah, this redneck tried to outrun the train...

Ow! Ow. Ow.

- What are you doing? - Trying to insert my banana bag.

Meredith : Which sounds vaguely dirty, but it isn't.

Izzie pulling the curtain closed : I can do it.


House : Right, play innocent.

House : Like you weren't looking for revenge

House : for the prank that I didn't pull.

Wilson : It's karmic justice, but I didn't do it.

House : Of course you realize, this means war.


Chase : They ate what he ate, and what 100 other healthy people ate.

Chase : Dig in, lunch is on the Adams.

Foreman : What if food is the answer?

Foreman : Not this food, any food. Jordan says she ate all of this.

Foreman : She's 16, all about body image,

Foreman : and she obviously worries about fitting in.

Cameron : Bulimia would account for her symptoms.

Cameron : We should do a barium swallow for Mallory-Weiss tears,

Cameron : start her on nutritional supplements, get a psych consult.

Wilson : Why are you reading my program guide?

Wilson : It's not like you plan on attending any of the presentations.


Rachel : ...and turns your doorknob.

Joey : Get that legless witch out of here!


Sex now, we'll do the foreplay after.

It didn't go so well.

Marshall : The green initiative, for only $12 million, will change...

Arthur : I've heard enough.

Arthur : Don't we already have a green initiative?

Arthur : I mean, didn't we do a whole thing?

Arthur : Hang a banner, make a video, Sting was there.

Arthur : - I thought I met Sting. - You did meet Sting.

Arthur : I met Sting.

Arthur : So why on Earth would we spend another $12 million?

Marshall : Because we can always do more.

Arthur : Yeah, but I met Sting.

Marshall : Meeting Sting isn't gonna fix anything, Arthur!

Arthur : Who here supports Eriksen's proposal?


ESPOSITO : You're not a perp, Lanie.

Esposito : Doesn't seem right, us talking in here like this.

Lanie : I wanted to be somewhere private, so let's get on with this, okay?

Okay.

Um...

Esposito : So, can you think of anyone who would do a thing like this?

No.

SIGHS

Esposito : Who've you been with in the last six months?

Esposito : Besides me, I mean. I know we're not exclusive.


Ryan : when this guy gets bumped up to sergeant.

Esposito : Well, that's not going to happen anytime soon.

I'm number 279 on a list of 300, so...

we're gonna be stuck together for a while.

Beckett : I like the sound of that.

Ifthat's cool with you.

Yeah.

Ryan : If it's cool with you.

Esposito : Is it cool with me?

Esposito : Bro, you took a bullet for me.

Esposito : You've got a wife, a pregnant wife at home,

and you've got a little girl who depends on you,

Esposito : and yet you still...

I'm just gonna give you guys a moment. Sorry.

Wanna come over, watch some UFC?

Ryan : Jenny made tofu.

Beckett : I like the sound of that. The UFC part.

Hey.

Richard Castle : Hey. Um...

Beckett : Happy anniversary. A day late.


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I always do I always like look forward

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the next one unless I feel like busy

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Customer : You idiot! You stupid cowboy!

You've blinded me! I'm suing!

Store Guy : Oh, my God! Todd! What the hell did you do?


Castle : to launch a strike like this.

Beckett : Lanie, why don't you get CSU techs

Beckett : to test the substance on the victim's shirt?

We gotta go to Teterboro and look into that flight.

Castle : And that coal plant is right on the way.

Beckett : Fine. We'll stop off at the coal plant.

So, you thinking about going?

Beckett : Going where?

Castle : Sorenson's wedding.

Castle : Take a little trip down memory lane?

Beckett : I don't think that's such a good idea.

Castle : Why not?

Beckett : I'm not really ready for someone else's perfect day.

Castle : You know I'd give anything to change what happened, right?

Beckett : Yeah, I know you would.

Castle...

Beckett : You were right.

Beckett : The shooters' G-Wagen's here.

Beckett : Espo, hey.

Beckett : I need backup at the Hudson River coal plant.

Castle : There's the case.

Beckett : What's in it?

Castle : Some kind of artifact.

Beckett : Must be valuable if it was worth killing over.

Lanie : Castle, what are you...

Beckett : Get down!

Beckett : Why do you always have to touch everything?

Castle : I thought you liked that about me.

Move!


Amy : intelligent dog uprising.

Amy : FYI, we plan on selling out the human race hard.

Penny : In 20 years, who knows what'll happen with any of us?

Stuart : I think you and Leonard will be together.

Penny : -You do? -Yeah.

Stuart : I think you're the best couple I know.


Leslie : I know Amy's closet. This was not hers.

Leslie : I mean, even her sweatpants were Prada.

Beckett : Well, maybe she was going to a party. Did she mention any parties?

Leslie : I'm telling you, she would never wear a thing like this.

Beckett : Leslie, did your sister ever tell you

Beckett : about anything unusual going on at work

Beckett : or in her personal life?

Leslie : I don't know. I hadn't heard from her all week.

Beckett : And was that out of the ordinary?

Leslie : Yes. We usually talked every day and when she didn't call,

Leslie : I just assumed she was busy with a case or something.

But maybe there was something else going on.

BECKETT : Okay, bye.


Cindy : He told me he was from a rival lab, that they wanted the patent first.

Cindy : I was mad at Eric, and I needed the money.

Castle : Where did you meet?

Cindy : We didn't. We talked on the phone,

Cindy : and I dropped the vial at a prearranged place.

Beckett : How did you get paid?

Cindy : He told me to set up an off-shore account.

The day after the drop, the money just appeared.

Ryan : Hey, guys, check it out. The money arrived via a wire transfer.


Mia : He's not the killer.

Ifword gets out that I authorized a smell lineup...

They have visual lineups for people who've seen killers,

voice lineups for people who've heard them.

But, regardless, we know Freddy was at the garage.

And he's clearly lying, so...

Beckett : So we lie to him. Tell him that our witness ID'd him.

Castle : And watch him talk.

Freddy : I didn't kill him.


House : I have been a disloyal,


Penny's dad Wyatt : that knows how to use a napkin.

Penny : So not funny, Dad.

Wyatt : Let me tell you about this one genius she was going out with,

this-this fella Donnie.

Penny : Oh, will you please let it go?

Wyatt : Donnie was gonna make millions turning farm waste

Wyatt : into biofuel and selling it to the government.

Leonard : A lot of people are doing that.

Penny : Oh, see?

Wyatt : Yeah, but all Donnie did was mix pig poop with a little water

Wyatt : and pump it into his mom's Camry.

Penny : Yeah, that's great.

Penny : It's a funny story. Moving on.

Wyatt : And Donnie was a rocket scientist compared to that boy

Wyatt : who wanted to get beer pong into the Olympics.

Wyatt : What was his name, sweetheart?

Penny : Curtis, and I'm pretty sure he was joking.

Wyatt : I don't know.

Wyatt : That petition looked real to me.

Penny : Yeah, okay, I think this ends

Penny : the ex-boyfriend portion of our evening.

Wyatt : Well, I'm just glad you finally found yourself a keeper.

Leonard : Thanks, Wyatt.

Leonard : I'm a keeper.

Wyatt : Leonard, you want to come in for a nightcap?

Penny : Oh, gee, Dad, he'd love to,


It was so cute.

Was that exciting?

- [Finley] Yeah.

upbeat Christmas violin music

- Come here, buddy!

Come here!

Climb!

Come to daddy!

Oh hey.

- Hey. - We meet again.

That time of day, huh?

- [Oliver] Yeah.

- Did you have a fun day?

- Yeah. - Yes.

So we just went on a little night out with the boys,

we went and saw the movie Coco, what did you think?

- Good. - It was cool, huh?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Ollie, did you have a fun day?

- Yeah.

- It was so cool that Santa Face Timed you.

Wasn't that neat?

- But we forgot to say I want to see Santa.

Now I need forever to drive to his mumbles .

- You want to go see him for real?

- Yeah. - Well, guess what?

- What? - We're going to do that okay?


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want to be able to know you're trying

want to be able to know you're trying good oh yeah get ready guys

good oh yeah get ready guys

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next video it's the last video or ever

next video it's the last video or ever fill me in this has an internal wait


They are making the khao tom mad

over a little bit down there, overlooking the canal,

and then they're selling them right here,

so I just got some of the khao tom mad

that they're making freshly right now.


Castle : It's not smart. It's not brave.

Castle : It's just cowardly.

GATES : The FBI has taken Leann West into custody.

Gates : This woman, whose blind ambition led to the deaths of five people,

Gates : will get what she deserves.

I wanna thank each of you for what you did to make this happen.

You all put in 110%. Made me proud.

Gates : So, let's get out of here, head on home

Gates : and catch up on some much needed rest.

ALL MURMURING

Martha : You know what, I'm still kind of wired.

Do you guys wanna go out for a drink?


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idea so I'm gonna let her breathe for a

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Joey : She brought me a tuna melt and four plates of curly fries.

Score.

Joey : She is so hot!

Chandler : Before you do anything Joey-like, you might want to run it by....

-Pheebs? -Yeah.

Chandler : Is it okay if I asked out your sister?


Erica Oh we'll miss Erica

Erica Oh we'll miss Erica I miss master me is peaceful

I miss master me is peaceful

I miss master me is peaceful I miss ya Jim I am at the - you - I

remember all the Jemima we are pausing


Oh look at that bite.

choir singing

They're like hardy fish balls.

- [Anton] These are a childhood favorite.

Brings back childhood memories.

You know and having mass, and then after mass.

- [Mark] Okay.

And I love the culture of just

standing here around the cart, eating.

It's so atmospheric and so much fun.

Anton was just talking to the owner

of this street food stall,

and he actually said that they are chicken balls.

- Yeah, because they like it bigger,

and it's two pesos.

- Two pesos per ball that we just ate?

- Per ball yeah.

So it's more profitable.

- Ah okay.

- The fish balls are smaller and one peso or less.

- [Mark] Okay, okay so they're actually chicken balls here.

And then right next door to the chicken ball stand

is a dried squid stand.


Ryan : Did you see her, or not?

He only speaks Mersatonian.


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George : He asked you to do it no matter what?

Richard : We have to honor our patient's wishes.

You said you'd be straight with me.


Izzie : OK. I'm in.

Izzie : But the dura looks fine.

- You're going to have to go in again. - Frontal lobe, right?

Richard : That's right. Just behind the hairline. A few centimeters off the midline.

This bone will be thicker. Five times as thick as the temporal bone.

Carly : OK.

Burke : Got it.


Thanks for coming by.

We wanted to bounce some ideas off of you about the wedding ceremony.

- What's the matter? Are you okay? - It's just...

Monica said, "wedding."

Monica : We thought one of you could read something.


Finn's really good at dinosaur sounds, too.

- [Missy] Finn, say rawr!

yelling

- [Bryan] Okay he actually got peanut butter on the camera.

baby laughing

I'm gonna get you.

Finn laughing

- Hi guys.

Ollie jabbering

It's dance time.


Wow. laughs

It tastes like powdered milk, but with like a,

it turns to like, cream when it mixes with your saliva.

Maybe the type of fruit

that you would really make something with,

rather than like, just snack on it.

But that is

man, I love tasting new fruits.

New fruits to me that I've never tried before.

Oh, yeah.

Don't take too big of a bite or you'll have a dry mouth.

It's almost like bread.

speaking in foreign language

- We have, we have this. - Oh, this is a baru?

- Yeah, look. speaking in foreign language


Foreman : so it's not an infection. Leaving environmental.

House : What flavor? Environmental doesn't make sense, either.

If it was a toxin, we'd see it in their livers.

None of the neighbors are sick, no coworkers.

House : They both got it.

That means infection or environmental, and since it's not an infection...

Foreman : What if they didn't both get it?

Foreman : Maybe we got our basic assumption wrong and it's two different diseases.

House : Maybe we didn't and it's sarcoidosis.

Foreman : Sarcoidosis isn't infectious or environmental.

House : Tell that to the clusters of sarcoidosis cases.

Chase : Firefighters and residents of pine tar forests?

Foreman : I did see these two putting out that blaze in the Pine Barrens.

House : If sarcoidosis has two environmental causes,

House : it has environmental causes.

House : We just don't know all of them yet. Husband's chest.

House : He has slightly enlarged hilar lymph nodes.

House : Sarcoidosis explains almost all of their symptoms,

House : including her getting worse off the steroids.

Cameron : Doesn't explain his throat swelling.

That's what "almost" means.

Cameron : 90% of sarcoidosis cases have lung scarring.

House : Oh, 90? Oh, "almost"?

Fine.

House : Consult a specialist.


Wilson : probably somebody's gonna want something written down.

Cameron : I haven't met these people. I have.

Wilson : I've diagnosed them and everything. I know.

Cameron : I know. I'm not saying I don't trust you.

Just my diagnoses.

Cameron : These are gonna be my prescriptions. I... They're my patients.

Wilson : My prescriptions. My name!

Cameron : That Tritter will read on the script.

Cameron : He wants to make you miserable. You don't think he's gonna ask questions?

SIGHS

Chase : Is there anything Jack does that no one else does? Any special duties?

Ralphie : No, we got lots of bussers.

What kind of cleaning products do you use?

We got a bunch of kids running around, sticking everything in their mouths,

Ralphie : so we can't use anything toxic.

This is it. Monday's trash.

Chase : So there's no one who can maybe help get the bags out?

Ralphie : Sorry. Short-handed.

Chase : I can tip.

Ralphie : I'm pretty sure Jack's puke is in a blue trash bag with the wrapped gifts,

Ralphie : but if you find spaghetti that's the wrong vomit.


The pomfret ...

Outstanding

Another thing that can be done


Nothing. I don't think that's his name.

Phoebe : Look, he's closing his eyes.

Phoebe : Look, he's opening his eyes.

Joey : He doesn't do much, does he?

Nope, this is pretty much it.


Balinese style satay that's good too

Balinese style satay that's good too it's a little bit sweet one more thing I

it's a little bit sweet one more thing I want to show you first I thought this

want to show you first I thought this

want to show you first I thought this was like a paste but it's actually like

was like a paste but it's actually like

was like a paste but it's actually like a crunchy fritter oh it's like a

a crunchy fritter oh it's like a

a crunchy fritter oh it's like a deep-fried little little fritter okay

deep-fried little little fritter okay

deep-fried little little fritter okay that's gonna need some sambal oh yeah

that's gonna need some sambal oh yeah

that's gonna need some sambal oh yeah you could literally just eat a mountain

you could literally just eat a mountain

you could literally just eat a mountain of this sambal it's so good yeah looks


hey it's the crazy bumblebee I love you

hey it's the crazy bumblebee I love you hey yeah I get you ahh I don't hit you

hey yeah I get you ahh I don't hit you

hey yeah I get you ahh I don't hit you guys with a serious dose of cuteness are


- Coming. - Diazepam.

Got it.

Chase : - Suction. - Ten milligrams.

Right. - He's not responding. Another 10 milligrams.

Mom : You're killing him!

Mom : - You're killing him! - Get her out of here. Get her outta here!


- So how was work today? - Busy.

Girl : I removed an appendix, a gall bladder and about a foot and a half of bowel.

I'm hoping that was three different guys.

[CHUCKLES]

Girl : No, just the one.

Girl : He didn't make it.

Girl : So how was your day?

Leonard : You know, I'm a physicist, so I thought about stuff.


- Very nice. - This is fantastic.

- You are very welcome.

- Thank you so much.

- My pleasure having you on board.

- Thank you. This is awesome.

I have been in a small, like smaller airplanes,

the cockpits in small airplanes,

but this is my first time

to ever be in a commercial jet

of this size in the cockpit. - Yes?

- Welcome aboard.

- Thank you. Very cool.


Phoebe : You said it was okay.

Rachel : You said she was bald!

Was! Was, was, was!

We can't let it happen. We have to do something. We have to break them up.

Just go in there and shave her head! You owe me one bald girl!

Phoebe : Okay, first of all, breathe.

Second of all, I don't get it.

Aren't you the one that decided you didn't want to be with Ross?

Yes.

Well, isn't he your friend? Don't you want him to be happy?

So?

It's just, you know, I didn't expect him to be this happy so soon.


Phoebe : -Wait a minute. What's his name? -Bob Buttons.

Rachel : -Bob Buttons? -Bob Buttons. Here, Bob Buttons.

Phoebe : You are a very bad man!

Mr. Heckles : You owe me a cat.

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Here, kitty, kitty.

Rachel : Where did you go, little kitty?

IKitty, kitty, kitty. Come here, kitty, kitty.


Mom : - Jessica, that's not nice. - They're the ones who aren't nice.

Jessica. You're not, either. I don't wanna do this anymore.

Mom : Jessica. Jessica, you have to calm down. No! No!

Jessica : Let me go.

Check her blood sugar. She's gotta be getting hypoglycemic.

I've never seen her like this before. Something's wrong.

Jessica : Let go of me! Get it out of me!

Let go of me, you son of a bitch! You bastard!

Oh, no.

Foreman : She's sedated. Mrs. Simms, don't worry.

Hypoglycemia can cause temporary psychosis and is a common complication during an H.E.C. procedure.

Mom : I never wanted it done in the first place.

We understand you're upset... You were supposed to be monitoring her condition,

Mom : but instead you were bickering and placing bets.

I apologize if it looked like we weren't devoting our full attention to your daughter, but I assure you...

Mom : Oh, please. Save your pathetic insincerity for your boyfriend.

House : You're wrong. She is, in fact, pathetically sincere. And they didn't screw it up.

Mom : - Who are you? - I'm from the lab.


Beckett : Guys like that don't make shady deals in the middle of dark alleys.

Ryan : Or if you do, you have someone else do it for you.

Esposito : Yeah, and take a look at our suspect there.

I mean, what is this? A deal gone wrong, or a failed hit?

Castle : So, uh, what are we saying here?

Castle : That the masked man followed Sid back

Castle : to the SNT building and killed him?

Esposito : Well, with a private entrance with no surveillance cameras,

Esposito : it's possible, right?

Castle : But after an apparent attempt on his life,

Castle : why would Sid just go back to the office?

Beckett : And if Sid really was in danger, why didn't he call security?

Ryan : Well, we may find some answers in that alley.

Esposito : Let's go check it out.

Beckett : Okay, Castle and I are gonna scrub traffic cams,

Beckett : maybe we'll find the shooter there.

Ryan : Anything yet?

Esposito : No. No blood, no shell casings, no nothing.


Sheldon : Here you go.

Sheldon : This is now the only lab with glassware washed by a man with two doctorates...

Sheldon : ...and a restraining order signed by Carl Sagan.

Soap spots. Wash them again.

Sheldon : You're being ridiculous. Those are perfectly clean.

Amy : This beaker used to contain cerebrospinal fluid...

Amy : ...from an elephant that died of syphilis.

Amy : If it's, in fact, perfectly clean, drink from it.


Uh... I got a page.

ADDISON : Jamie Carr. She slipped and fell in the shower this morning.

JAMIE : I can't see my own feet. I did this.

Ooh. Nasty break.

- She hasn't had any meds for the pain? - She refused.

ADDISON : - She's toughing it out. - Don't tough it out.

CALLIE : - Just say yes. - Well, the baby. I...

JAMIE : I know Dr. Montgomery said it was all right, but...

JAMIE : I'll suffer.

Is he OK? He was kicking like crazy and now...

ADDISON : - It's possible that he's just sleeping. - So our son sleeps.

He's just sleeping, Jamie.

JAMIE : - Do I need a cast? - Definitely.

CALLIE : But first we need to straighten the bones.

CALLIE : Put your arm in this fancy sling. Use gravity to help realign the bones.

Would you excuse me for just a moment? I've got to...


There are palliative surgeries we can do.

Bailey : That is, surgeries to help with the pain, but it won't cure it.

How long has she got?

Bailey : From what we can tell so far, she has about four to six months.

Bailey : I'm so sorry.

Jed : I don't want Esme to know.

Bailey : - What? - Esme.

Jed : - I don't want her to know she's dying. - You don't want to tell her?


Rachel : You are so just doing this out of spite.

No. No. No. I'm gonna wear this all the time! I love this shirt!

Rachel : You have not worn that T-shirt since you were 15!

- It doesn't even fit you anymore! - Oh, yeah. Yeah.


Beckett : Not just in the building.

Beckett : The only access to the helipad is through Case Commerce.

Beckett : Which means our killer was at the party.

Castle : Okay, but what was Edmund doing?

Castle : What was he planning on stealing that weighed so much?

Castle : And why would he take that stupid clock?

Beckett : Makes no sense.

Esposito : It makes even less sense now.

We were running through elevator security footage.

Ryan : We found one person who went up to the party who wasn't on the guest list.

Beckett : The neighbor kid? Tim Cabot?

Castle : And look what he's holding.

Beckett : A motorcycle helmet.

Beckett : So he was the one that followed Edmund on the motorcycle that night.

Esposito : Kid's got a record, too.

B&E, assault, possession.

Beckett : Yeah, but what the hell was he doing there?

Gates : I think I may have an answer.

Remember that class-action suit against SunCove Funding?

Beckett : - Yeah. - My contact at the SEC dug these up.


[Applause]

what does it can I see oh sweet dude

what does it can I see oh sweet dude

what does it can I see oh sweet dude you look good beside your crib you both

you look good beside your crib you both

you look good beside your crib you both your couches you wanted a couch right I

your couches you wanted a couch right I

your couches you wanted a couch right I think the boys are trying to leave early

think the boys are trying to leave early they both wanted couches for their

they both wanted couches for their

they both wanted couches for their bedroom so we found them some little

bedroom so we found them some little

bedroom so we found them some little couches like hang out couch like gaming

couches like hang out couch like gaming

couches like hang out couch like gaming couch okay not like a couch not a soap

couch okay not like a couch not a soap

couch okay not like a couch not a soap uh but like a I don't know maybe they

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thought somebody's video or something

thought somebody's video or something but they wanted it that's it counts

but they wanted it that's it counts

but they wanted it that's it counts that's a couch cushion is that how do


deep in the the south here, right near Hong Kong,

in Guangzhou. And all of China really has a huge variety

of different flavors and types of noodles you can have.

And that is the true beauty of the cuisine

and the diversity of cuisine in China.


is not rice rolls and there's two kinds

is not rice rolls and there's two kinds this is the one with beef or pork and

this is the one with beef or pork and

this is the one with beef or pork and moving and the other banana

moving and the other banana

moving and the other banana [Music]

[Music]

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mumping is I usually only have ice cream yeah she's like a really chunky and

yeah she's like a really chunky and

yeah she's like a really chunky and Chinese from their self southern Chinese

Chinese from their self southern Chinese they love sticky rice using example this

they love sticky rice using example this is more like northern Chinese sweet

is more like northern Chinese sweet

is more like northern Chinese sweet sticky rice all right cheers Cheers

sticky rice all right cheers Cheers

sticky rice all right cheers Cheers I definitely prefer this more Hezbollah

I definitely prefer this more Hezbollah

I definitely prefer this more Hezbollah so Brenda yes how's it feel being back

so Brenda yes how's it feel being back

so Brenda yes how's it feel being back here feel so good yeah no no food us


Overhead Speaker Voice : When you see a doctor, you will receive a blue or yellow form...

Foreman : This novocaine will numb you for the lumbar puncture.

Foreman : Sorry this has to be so public, Mary.

Mary : Normally I'm in a bathing suit with 5,000 people staring at my butt.

Mary : I can block this out.

Coach : These kids are all very mature. Travel around the country from event to event.

Okay, I want you to hold your knees and tuck your head.

Mary : - Like a dive? - Exactly.

Foreman : Good. Great. Don't forget to breathe.

Coach : All right.


- [Hamid] Yeah, exactly.

- [Trevor] With the tomato.

Oh man, and these are the secret spice mixes.

- Look at that.

- Oh. - It's garlic and pepper.

- Oh and the meat, it's going right in.

- [Hamid] Wow.

- [Trevor] Garlic and pepper,

combined with this Balochi spice, Balochi masala.

- [Hamid] Balochi masala, yeah.

- [Trevor] Oh and it's completely packed.

Look at that, it can't even fit.

- [Hamid] Yeah.

laughs

It was a tall goat.

laughs

- [Trevor] And that's the secret Balochi masala.

- [Hamid] Yeah.

- That's full on, you can smell the cumin.

- This is the garlic and pepper together.


Peter Monroe : No, no, no. We need more Hannah.

Peter Monroe : She's the reason our numbers are spiking!

We all like this at the network, Peter. It's balanced.

Peter : Maybe that works for your brain-numbing finance shows,

Peter : but this is reality TV.

Peter : We need to hype the conflict. We need the unexpected!

Jeff : Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Monroe. The police are calling for you.

Jeff : There's been a murder.

Okay, okay. Heart-shaped cuff links?

Kate Beckett : Could you stop guessing?

Castle : Okay, a pony. It's a rocket.

It's a limited-edition Star Wars lightsaber signed by George Lucas.

Beckett : Yes, because nothing says "Happy Valentine's Day"

Beckett : like a Star Wars toy.

Beckett : Wait, wait, wait.

Beckett : Please tell me that

Beckett : you didn't get me a lightsaber for our first Valentine's Day together.

Castle : Please, give me some credit.

Castle : You are gonna love what I got you.

Beckett : And you're gonna love what I got you.


House : Not paralyzing the thing risks not getting a clean MRI of its heart,

House : which we need to save its life, which we need to do to save Emma's life.

Cuddy : You're gonna need to get her consent.

Well, that shouldn't be too hard.

"Sign here or you and your baby both die."

Cuddy : I'm going with you.

House : Oh, good.

Emma : You said sedation was risky. This sounds insane.

House : The injection goes into the umbilical cord.


Raj : Okay, okay.

Raj : Although many older women lead vibrant, active...

I said well past it!

Sheldon : Excuse me, Officer Hernandez?


with friendly just showing us everything

it's so thick it's literally like


Rachel : You are mean boys who are just being mean!

Don't get mad! No one forced you to raise the stakes.

Rachel : That is not true! She forced me!

You got the question wrong.

It was a stupid, unfair question!

Don't blame the questions!

Chandler : Stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us.

Chandler!

Ross : I saw what you were doing in the window!

Ross : I saw what you're doing to my sister! Get out here!


Sure.

May...tember?

-October 1 8. -Occupation? Dinosaurs.

Actually, l'm a paleon-- Dinosaurs is fine.

The drawing is not.

All right, who do you want as your emergency contact?


Wow.

You're pushing down on the knife

it's just like falling through on its own.

The bone has fallen off over here.

- [Andrew] Oh no, that's a leaf.

- Oh, the aroma of those pimento leaves.

upbeat music

He's adding a bit more charcoal,

stoking up the fire, but it's coming very soon,


House : Good morning.

This is funny. People don't...

Cameron : Not done reading. Go away.

Cameron : Most likely, she coughed it up.

Cameron : Which would mean it's from her lungs. Drugs, toxins, infection...

No fever and no elevated white count. Which rules out infection.

Cameron : And blood panels found no drugs, no toxins.

The bronchoscopy was pristine. So much for the lungs.

House : Good morning. Not yet.

Cameron : So then, the blood came from her stomach.

Cameron : Which would mean it's an ulcer or a GI bleed.

Chase : Which means no ulcer or GI bleed.

Chase : Which means it's not from the stomach, either.

Chase : Which means it didn't come from anywhere.


Howard : Isn't that a little unreasonable?

Sheldon : All right, fine, she doesn't need

Sheldon : her own point of view. Now, chop-chop.


okay let's have some tea oh yeah that is fantastic this is just ultimate pristine

fantastic this is just ultimate pristine Japanese style relaxation this is so

Japanese style relaxation this is so

Japanese style relaxation this is so great I am

great I am

great I am we've only been here for about 15

we've only been here for about 15

we've only been here for about 15 minutes and I am already fully embracing

minutes and I am already fully embracing and fully loving this experience I just

and fully loving this experience I just

and fully loving this experience I just felt like I needed to come out here into

felt like I needed to come out here into the Japanese garden to drink this tea

this is fantastic it's so incredibly

this is fantastic it's so incredibly

this is fantastic it's so incredibly beautiful here it's so quiet it's so

beautiful here it's so quiet it's so

beautiful here it's so quiet it's so peaceful and the air is fresh this is

peaceful and the air is fresh this is

peaceful and the air is fresh this is really an ultimate way to unwind I can

really an ultimate way to unwind I can

really an ultimate way to unwind I can see how how in Japanese culture you

see how how in Japanese culture you

see how how in Japanese culture you would come to a place like this to

would come to a place like this to

would come to a place like this to really get away to really clear your

really get away to really clear your

really get away to really clear your mind to really spend time with your

mind to really spend time with your

mind to really spend time with your family and just to to really just


- Okay you guys, I'm so nervous.

- I have the camera set up, let's go get her.

- Yeah, it's like right there Brian,

it's like a crack in the...

- You've actually cracked the bucket.

Remember when you guys were like...

- Really?

- [Jim] Yeah, it's kind of weird.

It barely even hit it.

Yeah, weird.

I don't see anything.

- Well, you and Ginger were like going crazy.

See that right there that's where the crack is.

- Well, I don't see a crack at all.

- It literally is cracked babe.

- Are you saying that because I sat on it, I cracked it?

I didn't crack it.

- Well babe, I have one word for you.


Lily arriving : Approximately 50 times a day, some guy asks me for a lei.

Marshall : Classic.

Robin : Ted, didn't you tell me

Robin : They need a new assistant in your office?

Marshall : Yeah.

Ted : Somebody did just quit.

Ted : So, where should we eat today?

Ted : Oh, awesome, you brought lunch for everyone?

Marshall : Dude, that is cold-blooded.

Ted : It was an honest mistake.

Ted : Look, when somebody opens up a container

Ted : With an entire chicken in it,

Ted : It's okay to assume they made lunch for everyone.

Robin : Ted, that girl didn't quit. You destroyed her.

Ted : It was an whole chicken.

Ted : And did I mention she had 12 sides?


Agent Gray : Not here.


Mike : -This is nice. -l know.

Mike : -You need both hands for that? -Yeah, l kind of do.

Phoebe : Well, how's this?


Rachel : -Let's not make a big thing about this. -lt's a huge thing!


And after a couple hours, the sheep were ready.

Here we go.

Wow.

Wow, there they are, guys.

Look at that.

There they are.

Wow, it's hot!

paper crumpling

Here we go, one after another.

There it is, whoa.


Alex : - Yes. - Half a teaspoon of sprinkles?

- Rainbow. - Two cherries?

- One on top, one on the bottom. - Stems removed?

Alex : Um... Top one, yes. I didn't check the one on the bottom.

Leonard : Oh!

Alex : I'm so sorry, Dr. Cooper.

Sheldon : It's all right, Alex. I'm not mad at you. I'm just disappointed.

Wait, Alex, do you wannajoin us?

Sheldon : - Um... - Alex, a moment.

Sheldon : I need a word with Dr. Hofstadter.

Sheldon : Do you think it's appropriate for her to sit with us, given her station?

Leonard : Given her what?

Sheldon : If I've learned anything from British television shows on PBS...

Sheldon : ...it's that servants dine downstairs with their own kind.

Penny : What?

Sheldon : It's a kindness, Leonard.

Sheldon : Otherwise, you're cruelly tempting them...

Sheldon : ...with a glimpse of a world that's just beyond their soot-stained fingertips.

Leonard : Oh, sure.


Happily. Two years now.

Foreman : She happy you do porn?

Very. Since she does it, too.

Foreman : You ever get jealous when your wife's working?

Hank : It's a job.

Hank : Once you start letting your work life rule your home life,

Hank : especially if you're in the same line of work, your relationship's gonna be short.

Foreman : You're gonna feel a little pressure.

Foreman : Any history of sexual abuse?

I defy the cliche.

Foreman : Have you ever suffered depression or psychosis?

Hank : Let me save you some time. There's not a blotch on my medical record.

Hank : Look, I know most of the people in my field

Hank : are drug addicts with daddy issues.

But I'm a nice Jewish boy from the 'burbs. I wasn't driven to this.

Hank : I chose it. I believe in it. I actually think it's...

Hank : My arms are killing me.

Foreman : Looks like tetany. Your muscles are contracting.

Foreman : Need some meperidine in here.

Hank : Oh, God.


And we're putting them into this cold water here

to stop them from cooking

and then directly into the bowls.

Wow.

Oh, so here we go, so cucumber slice,

cabbage, sliced potato, wow.

But then the real magic is in these main toppings here,

we've got the speaking in foreign language

which is a mixture of pork, shrimp, oh.

And it's slightly sweet and braised pork gravy,

and then we've got a few other sauces here too.


vegetables boy this is they're more

vegetables boy this is they're more expensive than that this is the better

expensive than that this is the better

expensive than that this is the better one good I'm excited man it's me you're

one good I'm excited man it's me you're

one good I'm excited man it's me you're both great we love them equally by at

both great we love them equally by at

both great we love them equally by at the same time we like one of them

the same time we like one of them

the same time we like one of them letters I'm pretty sure that's how

letters I'm pretty sure that's how

letters I'm pretty sure that's how parents feel about their kids


Man : Uh, we're gonna get started in a couple minutes. Enjoy.

Leonard : Who are you texting?

Howard : Raj. He really wants to see this movie.

Oh, he'll never make it in time.

Leonard : I know. I want to make him feel bad.

"Ha, ha. Leonard and I are about to see Suicide Squad.

Spoiler alert : when I see you I'm gonna spoil it."

Leonard : You're a good friend.

chuckles

phone chimes

Okay. clears throat

Raj at the workshop : Would you ladies please leave the room for a moment?

Penny : Why?

Raj : I need to rub my genitals on their prototype.

Bernadette : What's going on?

Raj : Leonard and Howard don't have a flat.

Raj : They went to the movies. Look.

Bernadette : Son of a bitch. Un-freakin' believable.

Raj : Oh. You know what? I'm gonna let them know


So juicy.


The guy who actually saved you was...

Named... Lance hardwood.

Lance hardwood, yeah.

Really? Mm.

Narrator : You know, you might not know this,

But in my business, that's kind of a killer name.

Yeah, I guess, I guess it is.

I can see the poster now.

Lance hardwood, sex architect.

Barney : Starring...

Barney : Ted mosby.

I love it.

Ted : Marshall and jeff stayed pretty late at the restaurant.

They stayed so late

That marshall crashed on jeff's couch,

And the next day,


So there is a when the milky is boiling they would be putting the dabula which is the squeezed fermented kind of

banana false banana

Okay

So this is the false banana, yeah home false banana

We call it bula if they just brought in the plate of bula, which is the false banana

It has this sour aroma to it because it's been fermented

And then it's kind of powdery right now


Sheldon : Leonard doesn't have time to chat. He has to get the mail.

Leonard : - Hey, how was work? - Open the mail.

Leonard : Excuse me.


Phoebe Sr : I was working on my pottery.

Oh! I didn't know that you did pot.

Phoebe Sr : Mostly nudes. It combines my two passions : pottery and erotica.

Erottery!

Phoebe Sr : Thanks for coming out to see me.

I thought it'd be a good idea to talk about this baby stuff in person.

I don't think it's a good idea.

Phoebe : Why not?

You'd be giving up a baby.

And I really don't

I don't know if anything I said...

...would make you understand the pain of giving up a baby.

No, no, I understand the pain. Don't hurt the puppy!


of it but then it's like but then you

of it but then it's like but then you get like the chewy chicken skin some

get like the chewy chicken skin some

get like the chewy chicken skin some definite unique textures going on this

definite unique textures going on this

definite unique textures going on this one is pork looks like juicy and fatty

one is pork looks like juicy and fatty

one is pork looks like juicy and fatty and smoky crispy edge on the bottom this

and smoky crispy edge on the bottom this one is about it's pork but it's about

one is about it's pork but it's about

one is about it's pork but it's about making a statement about antibiotic use

making a statement about antibiotic use

making a statement about antibiotic use in meat so he injected it with some kind

in meat so he injected it with some kind of an apple oil just like fatty gooey


House : and some crystal bowl in the shape of a tuna,

House : you also inherited a self-destruct button.

House : Forms in the brain stem.

House : Technically, it's an aneurysm, presses on nerves

House : that control everything from tooth pain to heart rate.

House : As you get older, it gets bigger,

until finally the button, which I'll call "intracranial berry aneurysm,"

because I had a friend in high school with that name, stops the signal

House : from your brain to your heart and bam!

Donny : How do I know you're not still lying to me?

Donny : Saying I'm healthy just to make me feel better?

House : It does sound that way, doesn't it?

House : But this time, no sugar pills.

I'm going to cut into your brain

House : to make you think that I'm fixing it.

House : And if our fake tests confirm it,

I'm going to be cutting into your son's brain, too.

Because I'm just that committed.

Michael is going to be okay?

House : Unless he walks out of here and gets run over by a bus,

House : in which case, I will reconsider your fate argument.

You wanna give him a call? Visiting hours don't apply to my patients.


Mrs Cooper : Shelly, I'm so proud of you and Leonard for getting this award.

Sheldon : Oh, thank you, Mother.

Mrs Cooper : I tried to read your paper, but it was very hard

Mrs Cooper : for me to understand.

Sheldon : Oh, it's quite straightforward, actually.

Sheldon : It describes a new model of the universe

Sheldon : that conceptualizes it as the surface

Sheldon : of an n-dimensional superfluid.

Mrs Cooper : Interesting.

Mrs Cooper : You can believe that,

Mrs Cooper : but God filling an ark with animals two-by-two is nonsense.

Sheldon : What did they feed the lions, Mother?

Mrs Cooper : The floating bodies of drowned sinners, of course.

Sheldon : Listen, Leonard's mom is a renowned psychiatrist

Sheldon : and woman of science.

Sheldon : Can you please keep the Bible babble to yourself

Sheldon : while she's here?

Mrs Cooper : Are you ashamed of me?


- Ninety-two. - I found a blind bird.

Cameron : Great. How fast can you get it in here?

House : I'll know in about 30 seconds.


Chandler : Any chance you're trying to pick a fight to make all of this easier?

Dude, you see right through me!


quite cool at least during this season

quite cool at least during this season Perry's going across the river really

Perry's going across the river really

Perry's going across the river really really nice environment coupling gob

really nice environment coupling gob

really nice environment coupling gob helping cup of my cup okay breakfast was

helping cup of my cup okay breakfast was excellent I especially like their fruit

excellent I especially like their fruit

excellent I especially like their fruit selection which is like one of the

selection which is like one of the

selection which is like one of the biggest fruit selections of any hotel

biggest fruit selections of any hotel

biggest fruit selections of any hotel that I've stayed at I think I'm just

that I've stayed at I think I'm just

that I've stayed at I think I'm just gonna walk you around show you this

gonna walk you around show you this

gonna walk you around show you this woman there's two swimming pools show

woman there's two swimming pools show

woman there's two swimming pools show you the swimming pool real fast hello


it was a dangerous mushroom.


House : Love this part!

House : Okay. He ruined it.


Monica : Somebody likes you!


right here I shouldn't just use one of

right here I shouldn't just use one of these

these

these that was stupid but I'm talking about

that was stupid but I'm talking about

that was stupid but I'm talking about like the actual bag like this thing you

like the actual bag like this thing you

like the actual bag like this thing you know why should I open up but yeah it's

know why should I open up but yeah it's

know why should I open up but yeah it's just really stinky I need to order some

just really stinky I need to order some

just really stinky I need to order some clothes for everyone actually I'm gonna

clothes for everyone actually I'm gonna

clothes for everyone actually I'm gonna do the kids first cuz they're more

do the kids first cuz they're more

do the kids first cuz they're more important but we are going in a way

important but we are going in a way

important but we are going in a way somebody asked what are we going to West

somebody asked what are we going to West Africa I was like

Africa I was like

Africa I was like noria because I mentioned in it I don't


Rachel : My due date is in one week!

Ross : -What are you doing up? -That is seven days.

Ross : I had a lot of water. Can we do this after..?


And he's just separating the eggs.

- [Mr Taster] He likes the caviar.

- [Trevor] He likes the cavier, yeah. laughs

Now you can see Chef Ersan is a pro here

at cleaning and preparing the fish.

- [Mr. Taster] Oh.


[Cooing]

Other intern : What are you doing in here?

Meredith : There were no tests ordered, and the baby has a murmur.


you going Africa all right now I mean if you know the magic words to open the car


Marshall : Well, you know what? I've already told him, so the damage is done.

Lily : So, call him and tell him we decided not to have a baby.

Marshall : Okay, so you just... You want me to give my dad a stroke?

Only if you wanna give this a stroke.

Marshall : That's ridiculous. Lily, there is no way that I would ever...

Marshall : Okay, everyone needs to shut up so that I can think!

Robin : - They're talking to a guy now. - What kinda guy?


But not a beautiful girl...

No, if this girl was ever beautiful,

It was two kids, three tattoos,

And one pesky substance abuse problem ago.

Which one of you is stuart?


characteristics but they're sitting

characteristics but they're sitting inside like similar buttons let me try

inside like similar buttons let me try

inside like similar buttons let me try the pork one and they put a lot of

the pork one and they put a lot of

the pork one and they put a lot of cilantro and green pepper inside which I


Sheldon : and I assumed my career would continue

Sheldon : on that upward trajectory.

Sheldon : Now here I am in my 30s,

Sheldon : I'm back at square one.

Sheldon : And, frankly, it's frightening.

Raj : Sheldon, you know what I think of when I'm scared?


[Music]


Yeah, well, we need someone to follow us around

Ryan : and keep us from fighting.

Castle : I would love to, guys.

Castle : But my schedule is just so...

Esposito : we'll help you with your little surprise.

Congratulations, you got yourself a buffer.

Castle : - Let's go solve a case. - Yeah.

Castle : Hello, Lanie.

Castle : You are looking lovely today.

Lanie Parish : I look lovely every day, Castle.

Lanie Parish : And no, you cannot see the body.

Castle : Why does everyone assume I'm here about the case?

Esposito : It's okay, Lanie, he's with us.

Esposito : So what do we know about our victim?

Lanie : Name's Scott McCoy.

Lanie : According to neighbors, he's an unemployed actor.

Lanie : Sure had the looks for it.

Mr. Killer spared his face.

His body, though... Ugh.

Lanie : Nine separate entry wounds.

Lanie : Lividity puts the stabbing between midnight and 2 : 00 a.m.

Ryan : Nine entry wounds. That sounds like a crime of passion.

Castle : Yeah. Either that, or someone wanted to be really, really sure.

And we may have an idea ofwho that someone is.

Lanie : The weapon was wiped clean,


because his caterpillars are totally butterflies now.

Do you see 'em?

- Yeah.

blowing air through teeth

Can you move?

- [Ollie] Mom, what's this?


all big yeah I need to move here because like for me it just be hey it's a

like for me it just be hey it's a

like for me it just be hey it's a Thursday let's get a whole pig so I

Thursday let's get a whole pig so I

Thursday let's get a whole pig so I guess let's just dig in and then I can

guess let's just dig in and then I can

guess let's just dig in and then I can show you guys kind of what's inside this

show you guys kind of what's inside this pig as well that skin is just crackly

pig as well that skin is just crackly

pig as well that skin is just crackly and making me happy right now oh my

and making me happy right now oh my

and making me happy right now oh my goodness then now I guess we can take a

goodness then now I guess we can take a

goodness then now I guess we can take a look at it what's inside banana leaves

look at it what's inside banana leaves

look at it what's inside banana leaves and definitely a lot of herbs and I

and definitely a lot of herbs and I

and definitely a lot of herbs and I understand you guys eat this with rice

understand you guys eat this with rice

understand you guys eat this with rice right like this what is this cold so so

right like this what is this cold so so

right like this what is this cold so so and it means heart because it look it

and it means heart because it look it

and it means heart because it look it looks like a heart is that got Chinese

looks like a heart is that got Chinese

looks like a heart is that got Chinese jones's yeah dig in guys and do we have

jones's yeah dig in guys and do we have

jones's yeah dig in guys and do we have sauce - yeah oh wait this is the blood

sauce - yeah oh wait this is the blood

sauce - yeah oh wait this is the blood this is what I ate a couple days ago is

this is what I ate a couple days ago is

this is what I ate a couple days ago is pig's blood and you guys said it's made

pig's blood and you guys said it's made

pig's blood and you guys said it's made with the inside of the of the pig oh

with the inside of the of the pig oh

with the inside of the of the pig oh this is the sauce I use okay yeah

this is the sauce I use okay yeah

this is the sauce I use okay yeah absolutely

absolutely

absolutely vinegar and garlic couple my favorite


You haven't gone two consecutive minutes

House : without using the word "loyalty",

House : which explains the anger and low self-esteem.

House : And the desire to feel pretty

House : after having been rejected explains the clothes.

Adams : It wasn't my boyfriend.

Adams : It was my husband.

Adams : I was at my lawyer's office signing the divorce papers.

Wow.

House : I missed the fact that you were married.

Adams : We've been separated for almost a year.

House : So... Old news?

House : No anger left?

House : It's all bought and paid for.


Amber : We found two new symptoms.

Yep. Back to two to one.

What's going on? You're the favorite.

House's? To get fired.

Chase : You can bet against yourself. Lovely parting gift.

Amber : What's the limit?

Chase : Isn't one.

Five hundred on Kutner.

A thousand on Amber.

Do you take checks?

No.

Foreman : How do we connect abdominal pain and numbness in the extremities

Foreman : with respiratory collapse?

Brennan : Dissecting aortic aneurysm.

Foreman : Doesn't cover all three. What else?


Sheldon : oh, and last, but not least, teenagers with guitars.

Penny : I'll see if it's available.

Amy : You know, if that study's real,

Amy : Leonard might come back smarter than you.

Sheldon : Are you trying to manipulate me? Yes.

Sheldon : Well done, it worked, we're going.

Yay!

bags rustling BERNADETTE : Come on, Raj,

Bernadette : give me a bag.

Raj : No, no, you're pregnant.

Raj : The only thing you carry

Raj : is our hope for a better tomorrow.

Howard : Hey, where you been?


KOOTHRAPPALI : I wonder

Raj : if he's listening to our music right now.

Howard : Could you imagine?

Howard : What a cool way for us to meet.

Howard : He's playing our song and looks up, and there we are...

Howard : his favorite two-piece acoustic sci-fi novelty rock band.

Raj : And he's, all, like,

"Aren't you the guys from Footprints on the Moo...?"

Raj : Ooh, what is he doing?!


with that but it is so soft and juicy

with that but it is so soft and juicy and like broke without all of that yeah

and like broke without all of that yeah

and like broke without all of that yeah it's not that not that fatty fatty but

it's not that not that fatty fatty but

it's not that not that fatty fatty but no not five you look at No the flavor is

no not five you look at No the flavor is unbelievable and like that yeah that but

unbelievable and like that yeah that but the fat that is there just coming out


[TOILET FLUSHES]

Leonard : He offered to send you to the North Pole?

Leonard : Yes. In fact, he was quite enthusiastic.

He said, "Frankly, if I could send you tonight, I would."

Okay. Well, do you wanna go?

Sheldon : Of course not. I'm a theoretical physicist.

Sheldon : A career I chose in no small part because it's indoors.

Sheldon : But if I'm able to detect slow-moving magnetic monopoles there...

Sheldon : ...I will be the scientist who confirmed string theory.

And people will write books about me.

Third graders will create macaroni-art dioramas depicting scenes from my life.

Leonard : Sure. Maybe a tableau of me trying to pummel you to death.

Sheldon : Sarcasm?


Ross : So he's calling from Rome. I could do that.

Ross : Just gotta go to Rome.

Rachel : Your Dad just beeped in. Can you make it quick?

Rachel : I'm talking to Rome.

Rachel : I'm talking to Rome.

Monica : Hey, Dad. What's up?

Shelley : Oh, God.

Monica : Ross, it's Nana.


Howard : Yeah, right.

Howard : -Dr. Plimpton? -Hi.

Elizabeth : -Howard, right? -Uh, yeah.

Elizabeth : Can I ask you a question, Howard?

Elizabeth : Do you like role-playing games?

Yeah, sure. Heh.

Howard : In fact, I'm a dungeon master.

Elizabeth : Not tonight.

Tonight, you are a deliveryman.

You've brought soup but, uh-oh, Raj and I don't have enough money to pay you.

Elizabeth : So we'll have to come to some other kind of arrangement.


-What? -Well, it was quite large.

Dr. Leedbetter : I had to throw most of it away.

You threw my sandwich away?


light this little spotlight it's like an IMAX

IMAX

IMAX it's like an entire dome which is just

it's like an entire dome which is just

it's like an entire dome which is just projected with stars and trees that's a

projected with stars and trees that's a

projected with stars and trees that's a gorgeous room and this really you've

gorgeous room and this really you've

gorgeous room and this really you've been with it's otherworldly we're gonna

been with it's otherworldly we're gonna

been with it's otherworldly we're gonna be served here the next day little

be served here the next day little

be served here the next day little saving here is a toast made of sillas

saving here is a toast made of sillas

saving here is a toast made of sillas that was there's air in here and yo


Beckett : We're conducting an investigation

Beckett : into the murder of a woman named Eliska Sokol.

Manager : - Eliska? She's dead? - You know her?


flavors as well this is the same thing I had in the Philippines it's basically

had in the Philippines it's basically

had in the Philippines it's basically really thin little wrapped around a

really thin little wrapped around a

really thin little wrapped around a crispy shrimp and mango filling with

crispy shrimp and mango filling with

crispy shrimp and mango filling with mayonnaise on top a little caviar

hmmm this is so good this thing is so

hmmm this is so good this thing is so

hmmm this is so good this thing is so light and crunchy inside just the most

light and crunchy inside just the most

light and crunchy inside just the most tender piece of shrimp coated with

tender piece of shrimp coated with

tender piece of shrimp coated with creamy mayonnaise this is a pork

creamy mayonnaise this is a pork

creamy mayonnaise this is a pork dumpling without crystal rice wrapper

dumpling without crystal rice wrapper

dumpling without crystal rice wrapper [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I came here searching for Mapo tofu what

I came here searching for Mapo tofu what I found was something that may be even

I found was something that may be even

I found was something that may be even better we may just have to Annoying this

better we may just have to Annoying this the king of all dumplings

the king of all dumplings

the king of all dumplings I am shocked at how good this is this is


Chandler : She gives the worst massages ever!

Chandler : It was like she was torturing me for information.

Chandler : I wanted to give it up. I just didn't know what it was!

If it hurts that bad, you should tell her.

Chandler : For the first time, I'm in a real relationship.

I won't screw that up by telling the truth.

Joey : Dude, look out!

Joey : You almost crushed my hat.


House : that your little brother and sister will get to cry over another coffin.

You study fractions in school? We good?

SIGHS

COUGHS

House : And this test isn't exactly FDA approved,

so let's just keep it our little secret, okay?

COUGHING


Chase : Physically, his eyes are fine. The problem's isolated to his brain.

Damage to the occipital lobe extends from the primary visual cortex...

Cameron : We should retest him for bacterial meningitis.

House : If it was meningitis, we'd all be sick.

Cameron : His CSF might show signs...

House : LP's pointless. We already did a brain biopsy.

House : It was negative.

Chase : - Toxic mold. - If it was toxic mold, I'd be sick.

House : - How do we know you're not sick? - Do I seem happy to you?

Never.

Chase : It was funny.

House : Well, let's assume it's not blood-borne.

House : If you start cracking jokes, we can reassess.

House : In the meantime, stay away from people and animals that you care about.

Guillain BarrÃÂ©.

Chase : Neither of them had any sort of paralysis.

Cameron : Joe could have died before the paralysis had a chance to present.

Chase : - What about arbovirus? - Start treatment.

For arbovirus? You think our Jersey beat cop has been spending a lot of time

Cameron : exploring deep, dark Africa?

House : Treatment for everything, likely or unlikely.

House : If you can think of it, treat for it.

Chase : Mixing that many meds will create all sorts of toxic interactions.

Cameron : We'll box his liver, trash his kidneys. There's got to be a better way.


completely raw it's so good oh the whole kind of bar just laughed when I took

kind of bar just laughed when I took

kind of bar just laughed when I took that bite and enjoyed it so much

that bite and enjoyed it so much

that bite and enjoyed it so much hmm Ethiopian butter you can taste that

hmm Ethiopian butter you can taste that

hmm Ethiopian butter you can taste that so it makes it like really rich you can

so it makes it like really rich you can

so it makes it like really rich you can taste the spice blend can taste like the

taste the spice blend can taste like the kind of like a flow taste to it

kind of like a flow taste to it

kind of like a flow taste to it oh man that she's so good it's awesome


Gates : Get teams scrubbing all street cam footage from blocks nearby.

Gates : Find that van.

We are gonna get her back.

Tyson : No, no, no.

Tyson : I told you that I'm not...


That is amazing.


be it was gonna be last year

be it was gonna be last year oh yeah all right and you know what I

oh yeah all right and you know what I

oh yeah all right and you know what I mean it you know what's funny

mean it you know what's funny

mean it you know what's funny seven years ago tomorrow we got married

seven years ago tomorrow we got married

seven years ago tomorrow we got married six years six years ago in 11 days you

six years six years ago in 11 days you

six years six years ago in 11 days you were born a pregnancy lasts for 10 media

really yeah ten hundred years the

really yeah ten hundred years the

really yeah ten hundred years the glorious two months of marriage really I

glorious two months of marriage really I think we'd be together for 11 years

think we'd be together for 11 years

think we'd be together for 11 years though someone anyway so you guys have

though someone anyway so you guys have

though someone anyway so you guys have been probably in relationship with us

been probably in relationship with us

been probably in relationship with us for live for like eight years even if

for live for like eight years even if

for live for like eight years even if you watching vielen start anyway thanks

you watching vielen start anyway thanks

you watching vielen start anyway thanks guys


- It could also be hot lava, that is 100% true.

Alright, Olly and I are shopping,

and Olly is clearly playing up the game.


Ross : You're filthy.

Phoebe : - Hey. Have you guys seen Monica? - Actually, I think she went to the salon.

Phoebe : Oh, yeah. Oh, she went to the salon, all right.


father I need your father oh it better

father I need your father oh it better better I keep a girl in can stop whoa

better I keep a girl in can stop whoa

better I keep a girl in can stop whoa whoa huh

whoa huh

whoa huh as I willing go to bed all day long all

as I willing go to bed all day long all

as I willing go to bed all day long all the days hmm

the days hmm

the days hmm so woman you have to drop him to school

so woman you have to drop him to school

so woman you have to drop him to school next thing you have to collect him from

next thing you have to collect him from

next thing you have to collect him from school

school

school you know what is it I almost got the

you know what is it I almost got the

you know what is it I almost got the cold flu Ebola I have the cold flu Ebola

cold flu Ebola I have the cold flu Ebola let's just cut off snot oh no aah

let's just cut off snot oh no aah

let's just cut off snot oh no aah does she need defeating yeah I'm


Ryan : What happened, huh?

Ryan : College maybe got you thinking that

Ryan : there's something better out there

than being just a lowlife drug dealer?

Ryan : Jane made you really want to try?

Ryan : You can still get out. And I promise you'll be safe.

Ben : You cops and your promises, man.

Ben : Carver promised Jane she'd be safe. Look what happened.

Ben : You're talking about my family.

Ryan : I'm talking about your life.

Ryan : Jane died fighting your battle.

Ryan : I know you can honor her better than this.

DOOR OPENS

FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING


just miss them guys so much

just miss them guys so much

just miss them guys so much is the best dog oh here it is best

is the best dog oh here it is best

is the best dog oh here it is best friends come into our lives and lead paw

friends come into our lives and lead paw prints on our hearts

prints on our hearts

prints on our hearts Zeus 2010 2017 thank you so much you


-That's all it is? -Absolutely.

Joey : Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas. And their birthdays.

They get crazy during the summer too.

And any time they're hungry or sleepy.

Joey : Kids are tough. Good luck with that.

Look, I'm sorry you lost.

I got a secret for you. I let him win.

Was that a secret, or a lie?

-No, I let him.. Ross? -Yeah?

Chandler : Would you tell her I let you win, please?

Chandler "let me win."

No, Chandler's really strong. My arm is so sore. Oh, nurse?

I am strong. I'll show you.

Monica : Chandler, please.

What's the matter? Scared?


Oh!

It is also musical!

Wow, that tofu is really soft. I mean, look at them dance, look at it wiggle~

This is the tofu wiggle. It should be a thing.

I'd love it if somebody will walk onto the dance floor and be like, "This is the Tofu Wiggle!"

THE EMPEROR IMPLORES YOU TO WIGGLE FOR HIS AMUSEMENT

That was surprising... I think this might actually be the best Korean tofu soup I've ever had.

~MMM SO SOFT~

~SO DELICIOUS~

So fit for a king.

This is Tteok rice cake and paired with it is some plum tea

I love that they have these little jujube spirals on basically everything.


There's like some cool buildings

with like graffiti all over them.

So we're just walking through this really cool area,

look at all this artwork and graffiti.

- [Ollie] Wait, I heard something do this.

buzzing

- [Bryan] You heard something?

- [Ollie] Yeah.

- Never explored something like this before.

Comment down below, what do you think we're gonna find?

Look at this building.


Marshall : This is it. It's all over.

Stella : One of my patients has this

Stella : Little butterfly tattoo at the bottom of his back.

Marshall : Can you stop talking about your other patients?!

Marshall : I'm dying here, woman!

Stella : There you go. Look, even if it is something,

Stella : It's easily treatable, so try to relax.

Stella : Okay.

Marshall : Hey, what was it you were saying before

Marshall : About the guy with the butterfly tattoo?

Stella : Oh, that... That's nothing.

Stella : It's just a little crush.

Stella : So I will be calling you with your results.

Marshall : Oh. Okay. Thank you.

Stella : Oh, sir, your book!

Ted from 2030 : No.

Ted : Yes.

Ted : She said "crush"?

Ted : And she was talking about me?

Narrator : That last session was the least painful of all.

Ted from 2030 : I savored every searing blast of that laser.

Ted from 2030 : The moment I'd waited ten weeks for had arrived.

Ted from 2030 : Stella...

Ted : Now that I'm no longer your patient,

Ted : Would you like to have dinner with me?


I blocked the adult channels for the other babysitters, but the code is four, three

I'm fine.

Amanda : Thanks for this. I hope I can do the same for you sometime.


it's lame the evening and we didn't much since I spoke to you last obviously I

since I spoke to you last obviously I

since I spoke to you last obviously I didn't vlog more since I spoke to last

didn't vlog more since I spoke to last

didn't vlog more since I spoke to last because if I had you would be watching

because if I had you would be watching

because if I had you would be watching it you know our friend here just chilled

it you know our friend here just chilled hello hello hello my goodness so the

hello hello hello my goodness so the

hello hello hello my goodness so the nurse came by and I kept on Amelia

nurse came by and I kept on Amelia

nurse came by and I kept on Amelia Amelia or Eduardo or their own uh-huh

Amelia or Eduardo or their own uh-huh

Amelia or Eduardo or their own uh-huh and the nurse came right to do the heel

and the nurse came right to do the heel

and the nurse came right to do the heel prick testing on her and I was saying

prick testing on her and I was saying

prick testing on her and I was saying Amelia didn't cry when she was in the

Amelia didn't cry when she was in the

Amelia didn't cry when she was in the hospital getting her heel prick test

hospital getting her heel prick test

hospital getting her heel prick test done and it wardo did and unless he

done and it wardo did and unless he

done and it wardo did and unless he didn't cry at all like the blood was

didn't cry at all like the blood was

didn't cry at all like the blood was gushing it she did this is still like

gushing it she did this is still like

gushing it she did this is still like little contraption and they get just

little contraption and they get just

little contraption and they get just clicks and I think it like punctured a

clicks and I think it like punctured a

clicks and I think it like punctured a little hole in her healing and they

little hole in her healing and they

little hole in her healing and they bleed but um she didn't cry just such a


Okay, Tin Man.

Ross : Rachel, come on. Talk to me. Please!

Rachel : Talk to you? I can't even look at you right now.

What?

Chandler : Nothing. Nothing.

Monica : - Rachel said everything was okay. - What are they talking about?

Rachel : - Just get away from me! - I made a mistake, okay?

Rachel : A mistake? What were you trying to put it in? Her purse?

Phoebe : Where did he put it?

Rachel : Ross, you had sex with another woman!

Rachel : Oh, my God!

Phoebe : I knew something had to be wrong...

Phoebe : ...because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.

Chandler : Yeah, well, I guess they had a fight, and he got drunk...

Monica : You guys knew about this and you didn't tell us?


Izzie : And I believe that if I eat a tub of butter and no one sees me

that calories don't count.

Izzie : And I believe that surgeons who prefer staples over stitches are just lazy.

Izzie : And I believe that you are a man who made a terrible mistake marrying Callie.

Izzie : And I believe that because I'm your best friend

Izzie : I can tell you this and we can be OK.

I believe that even though you made this mistake, you will be OK.

Izzie : I believe we survive, George.

Izzie : I believe that believing we survive

Izzie : is what makes us survive.

She's going to be OK.

Richard : Push another epi.

Richard : - How many is that? - This is our fourth round, sir.

- We've been here 20 minutes, sir. - Still in asystole.

Richard : We're losing her.

Izzie : Hey.

Izzie : Hey.

Am I... dead?

Denny : Damn right you are.


When we were building in Uruguay, we were two towns apart and never met.

Yeah. It wasn't a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left.

Ursula : -Shall we get me really drunk? -Sure.


Next time you're burning your ex-boyfriend's stuff :

One, do it in a well-ventilated area.

Two, if you wanna burn his clothing, stay away from synthetic fabrics.

Three, try to let go of the anger, and learn to love yourself.

Janice : -I brought you something. -ls it loaded?


Sheldon : Is anyone else troubled by the Spider-Man theme song?


We're just adding on.

Wow look at that mustard and mayonnaise

and the sweet Okonomiyaki sauce.

Wow, that is a noodle dish for our world noodle tour

and more sweet sauce.

Just look at that guys.

We've literally seared the bottom of the noodles,


House : If his carboxyhemoglobin levels are higher than 15%,

House : stick him in a hyperbaric chamber.

House : You go check the cop car for gas leaks.

Foreman : If it was the cop car, his partner would be sick.

House : Maybe she is, but just doesn't have as good a sense of humor.

House : Also, check his personal car, his work, home.

House : I'll check the precinct.

The blood test confirmed you have low-level carbon monoxide poisoning.

Chase : We're putting you inside a high-pressure chamber that...

Chase : You don't really care, do you?

Cameron : Do you live near a gas supply?

Yeah, me. After, like, a huge enchilada.