started dripping sweat I just made it up to the next flight of stairs and there's

to the next flight of stairs and there's kind of a terrorist's plateau area but

kind of a terrorist's plateau area but

kind of a terrorist's plateau area but this is the lion's paw Terrace so if you

this is the lion's paw Terrace so if you look you can see these two huge lion

look you can see these two huge lion

look you can see these two huge lion paws which come out of the side of the

paws which come out of the side of the

paws which come out of the side of the rock built into the brick and then you

rock built into the brick and then you

rock built into the brick and then you see the staircase going up to the top of

see the staircase going up to the top of the rock but those ancient paws it's

the rock but those ancient paws it's

the rock but those ancient paws it's pretty spectacular literally just goes

pretty spectacular literally just goes

pretty spectacular literally just goes like straight up a side of the rock

like straight up a side of the rock

like straight up a side of the rock steps but you can see the ancient foot

steps but you can see the ancient foot

steps but you can see the ancient foot marks you can see where they climbed up

marks you can see where they climbed up

marks you can see where they climbed up the face of the rock just like little


Ross : I still don't know.

I want to make sure I bought the right couch, one that says...

Ross : ..."Kids welcome here," but that also says...

Ross : ..."Come here to me."


Whew!

- Oh, he saved the boiled peanuts.

- laughing It's a southern thing.

- In case you guys don't know,

Collin and I actually did a really cool rap song.

I'll link it up in the icard,

with a video. - Oh, gosh.

- We talked about boiled peanuts in that song.

- Right?

- Yeah, has boiled peanuts.

Yeah!

- It's so cool though, because they actually have

like a little boat here where you can buy boiled peanuts,

and hot dogs, and shaved ice and stuff. It's really rad.

- [Bryan] Alright, Ollie, should we start exploring?

- I saw a fish!

- [Bryan] You did?

upbeat music


l told him I'm addicted to pedicures...

Raj : ...and he told me he lost his virginity to his cousin.

Howard : She was my second cousin.

Sheldon : And the first woman you ever disappointed sexually. Bada-buzzinga!

Raj : Oh, yeah. And then there was the time when Leonard and I took Howard to Las Vegas...

Raj : ...and paid a hooker to pretend she was Jewish...

Raj : ...and that she wanted his little kosher pickle.

Of all the "Howard humping hooker" stories, that one's my favorite.

Howard : Okay, buddy, that's it. Sit down.


- Oh pearl abalone.

And I really love the shell on there too.

It's very, very beautiful.

A paint, spiral shell, look at that.

- [Nels] Oh ho!

Never seen that.

- [Trevor] That is unreal.

- [Nikki] You could eat everything.

- And look at the colors

in there.

- [Nels] Wow.

- And to finish up the meal guys,

we're gonna go get that geoduck.

From Canada, look at that.

- Oh my gosh.

- Look at that.

- Oh, wow.

- So we're gonna slice it up and--

- Ah that's firmer than I thought it would be.

- Yeah.

Okay guys next up,

we're goin' into the kitchen.

Extremely rare opportunity here.

We are gonna chop up the lobsters and the crabs


Oh it looks really packed full of organs


House : That's insane. You know that, right?

Cuddy : You do whatever you want. Always.

House : I said I was sorry.

House : I was still half asleep. I wasn't paying attention.

Cuddy : And you're always right.

Cuddy : And I don't mean you always think you're right.

House : But you are actually always right.

Cuddy : Because that's all that matters.

House : That doesn't even make sense.

House : What? You want me to be wrong?

Cuddy : I want you to care about

Cuddy : more than just what you want, what you think.

Cuddy : You need me, House. And you may even love me,


Barney : Real classy, James. Real classy.

You're too scared to face the truth. You're living in a dream world.

Marshall : Maybe we shouldn't have brought these Sloppy Joes.

Lily : What's done is done.

Ted : "Ted Mosby is solid as a rock."

Ted : "Dependable."

Ted : "Rugged."

Robin : Why don't I just go to the Chevy Web Site and copy down adjectives?

Ted : I just want to hit that perfect middle ground.

Robin : How about we just go wildly to both extremes

Robin : and just let them balance each other out?

Robin : "Ted Mosby is really handsome, but extremely violent,

"and really rich, but lacks bladder control."

Ted : - Damn. - What?


Grody.

Foreman : Looks like massive tissue death.

House : Who cares? Her head blew up.

House : How cool is that? CAMERON : It's not pussy.

House : Meaning you don't think it's an infection and you'd be right, if you weren't wrong.

Foreman : Here we go again.

House : She's got infections that come and go.

Chase : Which means... It means it has to be something else.

House : Good guess. But no.

It either she's got a leprechaun in her colon,

House : which is playing with the doggie door,

House : letting bacteria in and out, or she's got complement factor-H deficiency.


Eddie. He just met him.

Rachel : It'll never last. He's just a rebound roommate.

Check it out! Check it out!

It's "Smelly Cat," the video!


Bailey : You're off work, Cristina. Go enjoy your day.

No, I'll enjoy my day if I can help retrieve a heart. I promise.

Cristina : It's a nice coat.

Addison : - You see that, Dr. O'Malley? - The tumor is compressing an ovary.

Yep. That's why I biopsied both ovaries.

Bex : - Is that bad? - It's just a precaution, Bex.

Addison : - Apply pressure, Dr. O'Malley. - Mm-hm.

I'll get this to path. Mind doing the dressings?

Derek : Sure.

All right, Bex. Then we'll get you the results just as soon as possible.


dog sneezes

- Bless you.

- So I just left the vet, and went and picked up

my little buddy!

- Yeah.

- [Missy] Hi Finn, did you have a fun day at school?

Bryan's still at the vet,

I don't think they have answers yet or anything.

I know he's still there,

I think they're doing X-rays, and I'm hoping

he's home soon, or done soon.

But I feel so bad for Luna,

I can't believe she got hurt,

and it seems to be kind of a mystery,

and I'm hoping we get some answers,

whether it is broken.

I don't feel like it's broken, but I don't know.

I guess we'll find out,

hopefully when he gets home.

- Alright, Ollie and I are home from the vet, babe.

- Okay, what's the news?


Castle : Hey, Mandy.

Zach.


is the Storytellers Bazaar, but in--

- Qissa Khawani Bazaar.

- Qissa Khawani.

It's called Qissa Khawani Bazaar,

which is famous for storytelling.

Since ancient times, this is a market,

this is a bazaar area where people would,

traders would come, especially along the silk road, right?

They would share their stories, drink tea--

- [Vikas] Bhindi qehwa.

- Green tea, which is called qehwa.

So that's what we're going to do,

we're going to walk through the bazaar,

we're going to have some green tea, and, yeah.

Very cool history, very cool place.

motor puttering

Just stepping down this alley,

maybe it's going to lead to another street,

it's kind of mysterious.

speaking foreign language


Lily : I could totally cut him down.

Marshall : Weren't you wearing a bra?

The night was going great.

Narrator : Amy was cool and dangerous.

Narrator : She found a friend for barney.

Narrator : She even paid for drinks...

Narrator : Sort of.

Barney : They know us here.

Barney : You're gonna get us in trouble.

Amy : Tell me something.

Amy : Do you ask your tailor to leave extra room

Amy : In the crotch for your huge vagina?

You... Your vagina...

Barney : Ted, this chick is crazy.

We're leaving. Good idea.

Amy : Let's all go back to my place.

Barney : Your place? Uh, thanks but no thanks,

Barney : 1994 courtney love.

Amy : I have a hot tub.

Okay, this is actually pretty nice.

Ted : I like your tatts.

Amy : Thanks, you can play with them if you want.

Amy : They're a hundred percent real.


Actually, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow...

...and this no-faces thing might not be a bad idea.

Big Bully : Nothing from the neck up.

Big Bully : Or the waist down.

Big Bully : - Dana's ovulating. - Really? You guys trying again?

Let me get this straight. We're talking about the middle?

Ross : Come on!

Ross : You want a piece of this? I'm standing here!

Those guys are taking our stuff!

God, that was amazing. That was incredible.

Ross : - You guys kicked butt! - Us? What about you guys?

You really gave it to old Mr. Clean back there.

Little Bully : - He was a big guy. - Yeah, he was, wasn't he?

Chandler : I wouldn't know, having missed everything.

Big Bully : Don't do that to yourself.

Big Bully : Any one of us could have tripped over that little girl's jump rope.

Ross : So listen, guys...

...are we okay here?

We're okay.

Chandler : So can I have my hat back?


Beckett : And did she ever mention Theodore Rose?

Henry : No. Why would she?

Castle : So you're familiar with the lore, the missing half-dimes?

Yeah, sure. It was the big family myth.

Castle : Except it wasn't. Susannah actually located the coins.

Castle : They were in a hidden crypt. That's where she was killed.

Henry : That's terrible. Do you know who did it?

Most likely someone who knew what she was looking for.

Beckett : CSU found two sets of DNA in that crypt.

Beckett : One was from Susannah, one was from her killer.

Beckett : Now, on a hunch, I had them compare the two.

Beckett : And the results indicate that Susannah and her killer were related.

Castle : CSU also found a synthetic hair, found in a wig not unlike this one.

Castle : You signed up for the game under a false name.

Castle : You used a disguise so you could track her progress.

Castle : It's over, Henry, we know it's you.


Leonard : Oh. My cute little tushy strikes again.

I'm serious. I've always had these plans. I was gonna be in movies...

Penny : ...and live this glamorous life, and anything less than that...

Penny : ...wasn't worth getting excited about. - Those things can still happen.

Penny : Obviously, it's gonna happen. A psychic at a bachelorette party told me.

Penny : Anyway, what I meant was I shouldn't wait, you know?

Penny : I've got you, I've got Sheldon...

...and all these wonderful friends.

Penny : My life is exciting right now.


- Hi! - Hi.

Guy : I love your movie.

Penny : Well, thanks.

Guy : It has got to be one of the worst things


Castle : Okay, if this is a lair, can I just say, "Disappointing."

Castle : Where's the mood lighting?

The glass case with 50 samurai swords?

WHISPERING Castle.


Martha : Don't waste another minute of it.

Beckett : Roy, I am over it. I mean it. I want him gone.

Montgomery : Okay, he's gone.

What?

Montgomery : You want Castle gone, he's gone.

Beckett : What about the Mayor?

Montgomery : This is my house, Kate. The Mayor doesn't call the shots here, I do.

Montgomery : You ought to know that by now.

Castle : But I...

I could've kicked Castle to the curb years ago, any time I wanted to.

The only reason I kept him around this long

was 'cause I saw how good he was for you.


Sweetie, before I forget, did I leave my diaphragm at your place?

Monica : Hi, Mom.


it really is a legendary place

and even though it attracts tourist buses,

that's the same place that we saw right as we entered.

They really do say it has amazing incredibly fresh seafood

and it's an iconic seafood restaurant

of Hokkaido of Sapporo.

yelling in foreign language

water running


Oh, so it's lean pork with douya, bean sprouts

in a spicy chili oil.

That's pig ear in chili oil.

speaks in a foreign language

woman speaks in a foreign language

Trevor speaks in a foreign language

woman speaks in a foreign language

- [Trevor] That's pig head meat.

This is all cold.

woman speaks in a foreign language

- Oh, liver.

This is the real magic right here.

That is literally spicy eggplant in chili oil.

We've got dofou pi, tofu skin;

fen chao, rice noodles;

and there's so much to try here.


Brenda : I was thinking about taking my lunch break.

Monica : Will you do the top of the cabinets? That'll work up your appetite for lunch.


Thug 1 : Toss your phones and wallet.


Leonard on phone : and was curious what your rate is.

Leonard on phone : Really?

Leonard on phone : Um, okay.

Leonard on phone : Is there any kind of discount for length of marriage?

'Cause we're just talking hours here.

Sheldon : Hi. Call you back.


Leonard : So are you really not gonna do this movie?

Penny : Well, I don't think it's the kind of part that's good for my career.

Leonard : But don't a lot of famous actors get their start doing bad movies?

Penny : Okay, I don't think Meryl Streep ever had to say,

"Must keep gorilla hands from killing again!"

Raj : If she did, it would be amazing. That woman can do no wrong.

Leonard : I don't know anything about show business,

Leonard : so if you think it's reasonable to turn down paid work

and just bum through your savings,

Leonard : I'm sure you know what you're doing.


Sheldon : And she would entertain me with stories about growing up in Oklahoma.

lnteresting woman.

Sheldon : You know, she once killed a prairie dog with a gravy boat.

Howard : That's nice.


Okay, so please,

Ted : Just play along with her fake story.

Ted : We met in a cooking class.

Barney : I don't know, ted.

Barney : I don't know if I can just play along

Barney : With your crazy girlfriend's fake story.

Barney : Now, if you had said fake breasts...

Ted : She's not crazy.

Okay. We'll see.

Blah-blah : Long story short, thank goodness I'm such a bad cook,

Blah-blah : Or I never would have met ted.

Oh, crazy how cute that is.

Barney : It's crazy.

Ted : You know who else has a really cute story of how they met?

Marshal and lily.

Ted : You guys should tell that story, right now.

Robin : Yeah.

All right. But spoiler alert.

It ends with everyone saying, "aw!"

Blah-blah : Aw.

Marshall : Starts with it, too.

Future Ted VO : When you've been a couple as long as marshal and lily,

Telling the how-we-met story becomes a choreographed dance.

Lily : It was late August, 1996.


All right, we have a turkey.

Marshall : Yeah, we do.

Lily : Isn't this exciting?

Lily : Our first thanksgiving together as a group.

Marshall : Yeah, this is gonna be the best slapsgiving ever.

Barney : What?

Marshall : I said this is going to be

Marshall : The best thanksgiving ever.

Ted : Yeah, this is going to be great.

Ted : Just the five of us, right?

Robin : Oh, uh, that reminds me : I invited bob.

Lily : Bob?

Lily : You've been on, like, three dates with that guy.

Lily : We haven't even met him.

Robin : Well, he didn't have anywhere else to go,

Robin : And I didn't know what to say.

Robin : Is it really that big a deal?


Man : I was trying on the pants.

Robin : Oh. laughs

Robin : I had to leave before we could

Robin : finish talking, so that was it.

Robin : You know, ever since then, I've...

Robin : Oh, my God, he's coming over here.

Robin : Oh. Hello.

Man : Hi. A few years ago at a department store, Hi.

Man : did you embarrass the hell out of me?

Robin : Oh, I'm sorry, you must have me confused

Robin : with the shirt you were wearing that day.

Man : I should be so lucky.

Ted : Hi! I'm Ted!


meat itself in this rock it's enough for me like the flavor has infused to meet

me like the flavor has infused to meet

me like the flavor has infused to meet enough just to eat it like that but I

enough just to eat it like that but I

enough just to eat it like that but I got this massive chunk of trouble so

got this massive chunk of trouble so

got this massive chunk of trouble so again this goes in I feel like this is

again this goes in I feel like this is

again this goes in I feel like this is so cool because I feel like I'm eating a

so cool because I feel like I'm eating a bowl thought and I'm eating hotpot at

bowl thought and I'm eating hotpot at

bowl thought and I'm eating hotpot at the same time which are two of my

the same time which are two of my

the same time which are two of my favorite things in the world so this is

favorite things in the world so this is

favorite things in the world so this is doubly exciting for me ah there we go

hmm how do you now love just the most

hmm how do you now love just the most

hmm how do you now love just the most tender me cooked slightly and in such an

tender me cooked slightly and in such an aromatic broth and then made friends

aromatic broth and then made friends

aromatic broth and then made friends with some truffle how do you not love

with some truffle how do you not love

with some truffle how do you not love that

that

that III don't know this broth usually

III don't know this broth usually

III don't know this broth usually thought it doesn't come with like that

thought it doesn't come with like that

thought it doesn't come with like that many different types of like cuts of

many different types of like cuts of

many different types of like cuts of beef but this has seven cuts of beef in

beef but this has seven cuts of beef in

beef but this has seven cuts of beef in here and I just want to drink some of

here and I just want to drink some of

here and I just want to drink some of that heavenly beefy elixir oh it's

that heavenly beefy elixir oh it's

that heavenly beefy elixir oh it's boiling hot this we know what this

boiling hot this we know what this

boiling hot this we know what this reminds me of this reminds me of that

reminds me of this reminds me of that

reminds me of this reminds me of that bowl of beef noodle soup I had in Taiwan

bowl of beef noodle soup I had in Taiwan where the beef flavor it is so

where the beef flavor it is so

where the beef flavor it is so incredibly strong and so present by far

incredibly strong and so present by far

incredibly strong and so present by far this is the beefiest bowl of like


Zack : We're going to be late.

Sheldon : I'm pacing nervously.

Leonard : You're jogging.

Sheldon : This is how the Flash paces.

Just chill out, Sheldon.

Sheldon : I'm not Sheldon. I'm the Flash.

Sheldon : And now I'm going to the Grand Canyon

Sheldon : to scream in frustration.

Sheldon : I'm back.

Howard : I'm Batman.

Sheldon : Oh, I hardly think so.

Sheldon : The real caped crusader calls his crime-fighting cohorts

Sheldon : when he's running late.

Howard : I had to walk.

Howard : I couldn't get Raj on the back of my scooter.

Raj : I've said this before, and I'll say it again.

Raj : Aquaman sucks.

Zack : Look up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane.


and it's beautiful today and it's


- [Voice Offscreen] What's that coming out now?

- [Voice Offscreen] No way, the brains, no?

- From this tube of the spinal cord, he squeezed it out,

and it's like cheese.

laughs Oh wow, that's like the creamiest thing

I've ever had.

- [Voice Offscreen] laughs

- That's even creamier than brain, oh wow.

Oh, that's unbelievably rich, that's like so creamy,

my lips are sticking together from it.

- [Voice Offscreen] That's seasoning.

- [Fadi] Seasoning.

speaks in foreign language


Bernadette : Yeah, I get it. I just wish you included me in the decision.

Bernadette : We're supposed to be partners. We're supposed to be a team.

Howard : I'm sorry. You're right.

Uh, okay, let's try this again.

Scene : Bernadette, an opportunity has come up...

Howard : ...that impacts both of us and I'd like to discuss it.

Sheldon : - Okay. - Heh, l've been offered a chance...

Howard : ...to go up to the International Space Station for three weeks.

Howard : What are your thoughts on that?

Bernadette : Well, first of all...

Bernadette : ...thank you for including me in the decision making process.


Robin : We need to get these bitches drunk.


thing about this dish is that this is

thing about this dish is that this is actually a hollow dish and is primarily

actually a hollow dish and is primarily

actually a hollow dish and is primarily made by the Muslim population of Xian so

made by the Muslim population of Xian so the meatball is actually lamb meatballs

the meatball is actually lamb meatballs

the meatball is actually lamb meatballs and to eat this soup you've got to have

and to eat this soup you've got to have

and to eat this soup you've got to have some hot oil

some hot oil

some hot oil this is absolutely required when they

this is absolutely required when they

this is absolutely required when they brought this soup out to me they even

brought this soup out to me they even

brought this soup out to me they even told me they said put hot water on it

told me they said put hot water on it

told me they said put hot water on it that's why I love my fellow Seon people

that's why I love my fellow Seon people

that's why I love my fellow Seon people I mean we know each other so well we've

I mean we know each other so well we've

I mean we know each other so well we've got each other let's just load it up

got each other let's just load it up

got each other let's just load it up with hot oil because that is the way

with hot oil because that is the way

with hot oil because that is the way this dish should be yeah break this

this dish should be yeah break this

this dish should be yeah break this apart a little pieces and toss it into


House : Most people in your situation just have their careers to worry about.

House : You've got that and divine retribution.

House : Tell them.

House : Tell me how it happened, and I'll tell them whatever you want.

Wilson : She'd had a bad day, pain-wise.

Wilson : Her ride didn't show up to take her home.

House : - So, you offered? - Yeah.

Wilson : She didn't have any groceries, she was too sick to go out,

Wilson : I figured I could afford to take a half hour

Wilson : and pick her up a few things...

House : - Stay and make sure she's OK. - Yeah.

House : And never leave.

House : You told me you got an apartment.

House : But you moved in with her. You lied to me.

House : Tell them.

House : His name is not Wilson and he's screwed up worse than I am.

Wilson : OK. Yes, I lied to you.

Wilson : I'm sorry.

House : Half the doctors who specialize in oncology turn into burned-out cases.

House : But you, you eat neediness.

Wilson : Lucky for you.

Wilson : Thanks for the game, guys. I don't think I'll be coming back.

House : You're a functional vampire.


House : Another reason I don't like meeting patients. If they don't know what you look like, they can't yell at you.

House : Here we go.

Mom : How can you just sit there?


simmering and it's almost like it almost like fries but but boils at the same

like fries but but boils at the same

like fries but but boils at the same time so it just releases more and more

time so it just releases more and more

time so it just releases more and more flavor so sukiyaki is a dish that gets

flavor so sukiyaki is a dish that gets

flavor so sukiyaki is a dish that gets keeps on getting better as you keep on

keeps on getting better as you keep on

keeps on getting better as you keep on eating it it's sort of oils and absorbs


Gablehouser : We're hoping to have him do graduate work here.

- Graduate work, very impressive. - And he's only 15 years old.

Sheldon : Not bad. I myself started graduate school at 14.

Dennis : Well, I lost a year while my family was tunneling out of North Korea.

Leonard : Advantage, Kim.

Gablehouser : I thought maybe you could show Dennis around.

Gablehouser : Let him see why we're the best physics research facility in the country.

I know you're not.

Dennis : You don't have an Open Science Grid computer or a free electron laser.

Dennis : The string theory research being done is a dead end.

Sheldon : Excuse me, that is my research, and it is by no means a dead end.

Dennis : Well, obviously, you don't see it yet, but trust me, you will.

Dennis, we've discussed this.

Gablehouser : We're in the process of updating our equipment.

Gablehouser : We welcome your input on our research goals.

We agree to look the other way if you use 20 percent...

...of the money you attract to smuggle your grandfather out of Pyongyang.


Castle : so the world would think you were 3XK

and he would get away scot-free.

Marcus Gates : Why are you here?

Castle : You shared a cell with him for four years.

Marcus Gates : Time I'd rather forget.

Why?

Marcus Gates : You look at him, you think, "He's so weak.

"There's nothing to him."

Marcus Gates : But the guy, he knew how to get in your head.

He knew how to make you do things you never thought you're capable of.

Castle : Like killing for him?

Marcus Gates : Let's just say I slept a lot better once I knew he was dead.

Kelly Nieman : He's not.

Castle : Just another way for him to disappear so he could make his plans.

Castle : He's alive?


Sheldon : I'll get called into Human Resources.

Okay, on three,

Cooper and Koothrappali advance, the other two retreat.

One, two, three.

Very good. Switch it up.

One, two, three.

Barry : Switch again. One, two, three.

Barry : phone rings groans

Sheldon : Excuse me.

Barry : Can I call you back?

Barry : No, I'm teaching a class.

Bernadette : Sure. Sure.

Barry : An hour, tops.

Barry : Yeah. Okay.

Penny : Okay. Yeah.

Barry : Okay. Thanks.

Barry : And one, two, three.

Amy : Have you thought about advertising directly to females?

Stuart : Hmm, okay.

Well... All right.

Stuart : What if I put up a sign in the window that said,

"Women, come in.

Don't be afraid."


Phoebe : ...and everyone is alive!

Joey : Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still.


Kutner : Looks like we shot the guys with the torches.

Taub : Yeah. Pays to hang around.

Kutner : That selfish ass with the God complex

Kutner : who almost made the stupidest decision of his life,

it wasn't your colleague, was it? It was you.

No.

Taub : See you tomorrow.


Cuddy : - I have to go tell House. - No.

Cuddy.

Wilson : You can't tell him.

Cuddy : I have to tell him. He was right.

Wilson : Why did you do it?

Wilson : Why did you think he might be right?


No.

Monica : Why not?

Phoebe : Because I'm just...

Phoebe : I'm incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak.

Monica : No, you're not.

Phoebe : I know I'm not, but you are.

Phoebe : I was trying to spare your feelings.

Joey : Hold on.

Ross, Julie for you.


Barney : At the courthouse on lafayette street,

Barney : I now pronounce you man and wife.

Barney : You may kiss the bride.

Oh... Oh...

Do you smoke?

Lily : No.

Wow. First lie of the marriage.

Robin : That was fast.

Ted 2030 : After that, we all went back inside

Ted 2030 : For the second wedding.

And yeah, a lot of things did go wrong,

Ted 2030 : But it didn't matter

Because when we all look back on that day,

Ted 2030 : What I remember is the first wedding;

Lily : The intimate outdoor ceremony with just close friends

Ted 2030 : And an acoustic guitar.

âª

Andrea : Oh...

Marshall : How do you feel?

Lily : Tired. I got married twice today.

Cousin : Ooh.

Marshall : So where do you want to do it for the first time

Marshall : As a married couple,

Marshall : Nice hotel room or a reception hall bathroom?


appetite get get it started a little

appetite get get it started a little veggie cooked in Jamaican coconut spice

Oh even that vegetables good that's

Oh even that vegetables good that's

Oh even that vegetables good that's something I hardly ever shave but that

something I hardly ever shave but that

something I hardly ever shave but that sauce is incredible the veggies got a

sauce is incredible the veggies got a

sauce is incredible the veggies got a beautiful charred flavor to it my first


Leonard : It seems like something we should talk about.

Sheldon : Oh.

Penny : Well, would you consider mounds of credit card debt

Leonard : kind of a big deal financially?

Leonard : Yeah.

Penny : Huh.

Howard : Mm. So, me and the guys were talking about

Howard : this great investment opportunity...

Bernadette : Nope.


Izzie : Hey. I've been looking for you.

MVO : Hey.

Izzie : - I'm on the quints case. - Yeah, I heard.

They'll need multiple surgeries.

Izzie : I put you on the pager list. So you're in too.

Yeah, I kind of got my own cases to worry about, so...

Izzie : OK, Alex, was it me?

Because we seemed to be actually having a normal time, a good time.

Alex : Yeah, we were having a good time.

Izzie : Well, then, was it me? Was it something I did?

It wasn't you, OK? It was just...

Look, I didn't feel like doing it. I was tired, you know.

Izzie smiles : Well, do you feel like doing it tonight?


Woman : -Congratulations, you two. -Thank you, we're so excited.

Woman : And also, congratulations on your wedding.

-Can we talk to you for just a moment? -Yeah.


Alma's house Wow

Alma's house Wow we did it friends that's amazing

we did it friends that's amazing

we did it friends that's amazing all right do you want to go somewhere

all right do you want to go somewhere

all right do you want to go somewhere else where else we'll post you know the

else where else we'll post you know the

else where else we'll post you know the North Pole back inside all right I'll

North Pole back inside all right I'll

North Pole back inside all right I'll see you at Christmas time bye


These are the very first coins to be minted by the U.S. Treasury.

Castle : These are worth a fortune.

Beckett : Now we have our motive for murder.

Castle : Just one of these went for auction last year, $1.5 million.

Castle : There's got to be a thousand of them in here.

Castle : Do you have any idea what that's worth?

Castle : I just told you what it's worth.

- CLANKING - CASTLE : Oh!

Esposito : What was that?


Beckett : Well, whoever took this either works for the show

Beckett : or had access to this building.

Beckett : And maybe it was someone in a financial jam

Beckett : who was looking to score a quick buck,

Beckett : or maybe it's someone with a grudge against Bobby.

Hank : I can't imagine anyone doing that.

Hank : He was a great boss. Everyone loved him.

Castle : Yeah. And apparently, he loved them back.

Hank : Okay, Janine can get you a list of everyone on the crew

Hank : once she's done yelling at Kayla.

Poor kid. Who knows, she might've ended up being number seven.


I said you had a nice butt. It's just not a great butt.


Finn can you show me your apple tree?


I promised myself to the nrdc.

Marshall : I'm not that kind of lawyer.

Lily : Oh, you should go.

Lily : I mean, you're not gonna take the job,

Lily : But you might as well

Lily : Get a great meal out of the deal.

Barney : Don't wait up.

Marshall : Guys, guys, guys, check this out.

Ted mosby porn star's bio

Robin : Says his hometown is your hometown.

Robin : Shaker heights, ohio.

Ted : What?

Ted : Okay, this is getting creepy.

Ted : Who, who is this guy?

Ted : I gotta find him.

Robin : Well, it's your lucky day. He's gonna be signing

Robin : Autographs tomorrow night in manhattan

Robin : At something called the adult video expo.

Lily : Mm. Wait.

Lily : Are you telling me

Lily : That they actually have conventions for porn?


I saw that lots of van drivers and tok-tok drivers

were stopping here to eat.

And I knew it was a place

we needed to stop to eat for lunch too.

So I'm glad they're open this morning.

This, they actually serve Southern Thai food.

Like not this region,

but from the southern peninsula of Thailand

and their food is awesome.

It's also halal food.

speaking in foreign language


Howard : -I just wanted to tell you I'm a big fan. -Oh, thanks.

Howard : I'm sure you're probably sick of Star Trek questions...

Howard : ...but Whoopi Goldberg, you ever hit that?

Raj : Ah. Beer.

Raj : The magic elixir that can turn this poor, shy Indian boy into the life of the party.

Penny : Oh, yeah.

-Chili-cheese fry? -Yes. I love chili-cheese fries.

Leonard : -Really? You love them? -Yeah, why?

No reason. Just glad to hear...

Leonard : ...you're comfortable saying you love something.

-You wanna get into this right now? -Get into what?

Leonard : Why wouldn't you love the chili-cheese fries?

Leonard : They've been in your life a long time.

Leonard : They make you happy. They deserve to know.

Okay, look, you caught me by surprise last night. I didn't know what to say.

Now you've had time to think about it. What do you wanna say?


House : But I guess I was wrong. You picked perfect women. You just screwed it up.

How about all five of us sleep together and the $7,000 sex doll?

It'll solve all of our hang-ups. $7,000?

House : Adams suggests that we all sleep together, and your issue is high prices.

Taub : - Pretty sure she was joking. - Yes.

House : I'm 99% sure that you're right, but I would never forgive myself...

Taub : Those dolls are only $5,000. He must have had it customized somehow.


Barney : But still, you think, "this is different.

Barney : The platinum rule doesn't apply to me."

And that's step 2.

Barney : Bargaining.

Robin : I think I've got

Robin : A little crush on our sports guy. No.

No, don't do it. No, no, no, no.

Robin : I know, I know.

Robin : But he used to play hockey, and I'm a canadian.

Robin : I can't help it.

Robin : If he were missing some teeth,

Robin : I probably would've already hit that.

Lily : Robin, it's a mistake.

Robin : Remember what happened with me and marshall?

Marshall : The gerards across the hall?

Lily : Michael and laura.

They're awesome!

Lily : We're gonna invite them over for dinner.


-l have a ring. -l wouldn't brag about that, big guy.

But, Phoebe...

David : ...will you marry me?


tropical music

growl

- Stop, look, fishies.

tropical music

Bryan whoops

- [Bryan] They're out there.

wave crashes

- There's like, so many fish on the water.

- Are you lookin' at all the fish, dude?


Monica : Are you okay? You're acting weird.


Raj : On the off chance that Bernadette doesn't call back and apologize,

Raj : how do you feel about Mexican food for dinner tonight?

Howard : I don't know. Sounds kind of heavy.

Raj : That's 'cause you always fill up on chips.

Amy : And this is Dr. Gunderson from Stockholm.


Oh, some is fine. Some is not a lot.

Mr. Ratstatter : So it doesn't burn when you pee, does it?

Rachel : Is that him again?

Rachel : Tell him I'd come to the phone, but my ankles are weighing me down.

Monica : I don't think this is the best time.

Look, can you do something for me?

Monica : Sure. What?

Phoebe : All right.


Joey : Man, this is weird.

Ever realize Cap'n Crunch's eyebrows are on his hat?

Chandler : That's what's weird?

Chandler : The man's been captain of a cereal for 40 years.

What?

Chandler : The spoon! You licked and you put.

Chandler : You licked and you put.

Joey : Yeah, so?

Chandler : Don't you see how gross that is? It's like you using my toothbrush!

Chandler : You used my toothbrush?

Only because I used the red one to unclog the drain.


the openness yeah oh no one's got me you hear that he's no more nips each other

hear that he's no more nips each other

hear that he's no more nips each other he's trying to get me next slides

he's trying to get me next slides

he's trying to get me next slides ah it's like a proper build and say

ah it's like a proper build and say

ah it's like a proper build and say stuff everywhere what floor is lava guys


Phoebe : She sells drugs to kids.

The Lurker : It was my quarter.

The Security Guard : Was it her quarter?

Phoebe : How about we talk about this over dinner?


Barney : The price is right.

No way! What?!

Barney : Yes, in a couple days,

Barney : Rich fields is going to call out my name,

Barney : And I will come on down.

Lily : Oh...

Marshall : Whoa, that is so awesome.

Robin : Barney, I didn't know you were

Robin : Such a fan of the price is right.

Barney : Are you kidding?


and you can actually come out here and buy ice cream

right on the sidewalk, right outside of the restaurant.

The restaurant is packed right now,

lots and lots of people

and they are just smoking out this entire area,


Ted : We use lots of words, every day.

Ted : It shouldn't be any different than any other word.

Barney : Then why don't you say it now?

Ted : You timed that didn't you?

Barney : Perfectly.

Robin : Well, at least you apologized.

Robin : You apologized, didn't you?

Ted : Oh, yeah.

Ted : "I'm sorry" were the first words out of my mouth.

Ted : I'm sorry, but I am not apologizing.

Ted : I was just trying to put the guy back together.

Ted : You smashed him to pieces.

Lily : Are you seriously not going to apologize for leaving that...?

No! Why not?

Ted : Because, lily, this summer,

Ted : You were kind of a grinch.

Both : Oooh.

Lily : Oh, you'll be sorry, ted mosby.

Barney : Ted vivian mosby!

Ted : That's not my middle name.

Barney : You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Ted : Like you've never said that word.

Barney : I don't kiss your mother with my mouth.

Barney : Yet.


James Wilson : And you think you can tap into her subconscious memory

James Wilson : by tapping into her hallucination.

Mmm-hmm.

Greg House : She might not know what caused her mother's death,

Greg House : but she will know how she acted before she died.

James Wilson : You're quite impressed with yourself right now, aren't you?

Greg House : Who wouldn't be?

Greg House : Well, that should be long enough.


ninth birthday eighth birthday I've

ninth birthday eighth birthday I've heard me expected

and I like job make sure we go

and I like job make sure we go

and I like job make sure we go [Music]

this was plan because mom and dad what


look at the Chi group some scallions on

look at the Chi group some scallions on top spices some sesame this is way

top spices some sesame this is way

top spices some sesame this is way different than they can look so I had

different than they can look so I had

different than they can look so I had ground gel market and seem to have less

ground gel market and seem to have less

ground gel market and seem to have less broth but the noodles look a lot more

broth but the noodles look a lot more

broth but the noodles look a lot more like the noodles I'm like the dull

like the noodles I'm like the dull

like the noodles I'm like the dull shaumyan the knife-cut noodles in

shaumyan the knife-cut noodles in

shaumyan the knife-cut noodles in Chinese cuisine and the soup looks no

Chinese cuisine and the soup looks no

Chinese cuisine and the soup looks no more thick bottoms up


Sheldon : And she touched my food.

Sheldon : Okay, yes, I took her clothes, but she started it.

Sheldon : No, that's not fair.

Sheldon : Why should I have to apologize?

Sheldon : I really don't think this is the kind of thing Jesus concerns himself with.

Sheldon : No, you're right. I don't really know what Jesus thinks about.

All right!

Sheldon : Goodbye.

Sheldon : - Did you tell on me? - Are you kidding me?

Leonard : I already have two strikes.

Sheldon : Penny.


one daughter and one son I'm very happy

one daughter and one son I'm very happy to see you guys in Italy on e we are

to see you guys in Italy on e we are

to see you guys in Italy on e we are calling gastrin Eric Canaryville their

calling gastrin Eric Canaryville their

calling gastrin Eric Canaryville their guests I'm very happy to see your guests

guests I'm very happy to see your guests and you are welcome in Melinda Sheila

and you are welcome in Melinda Sheila

and you are welcome in Melinda Sheila free freedom at swamp

free freedom at swamp

free freedom at swamp no problem which means Hakuna Matata

no problem which means Hakuna Matata

no problem which means Hakuna Matata you are free now well enough if you are

you are free now well enough if you are

you are free now well enough if you are happy when you go back you tell others

happy when you go back you tell others

happy when you go back you tell others in Melinda shell Kenya people are very

in Melinda shell Kenya people are very

in Melinda shell Kenya people are very intelligent very respectable very nice

intelligent very respectable very nice

intelligent very respectable very nice and good thank you for that and I say

and good thank you for that and I say

and good thank you for that and I say good bye Santa's on Jessie

good bye Santa's on Jessie

good bye Santa's on Jessie I thought Donna ever since we got out of

I thought Donna ever since we got out of the car he has been standing with us and

the car he has been standing with us and he was just he was just itching to say

he was just he was just itching to say

he was just he was just itching to say his speech and I'm dying but it's so


Ted : What's the big secret?!

Barney : Oh. Oh, right.

Barney : Hi, I'd like to see dr. Zinman, please.

Abby : Sure, what's it regarding?

Barney : Oh, I just want to see her.

Barney : Want to look at her, see what she looks like.

Abby : I-I don't understand.

Barney : I'm sorry, did I accidentally

Barney : Oprima numero dos when I called?

Barney : Do you speak english?

Barney : I want to see her!

Abby : Sir, please don't yell at me

Abby : Because when people yell at me,

Abby : I have a tendency to start crying.

Barney : What are your credentials?!

Abby : Please don't do that. Please.

Barney : I want to know who am I speaking with!

Barney : At first she seemed great,

Barney : Beautiful, smart,

Barney : Way out of your league.

Barney : But then I overheard this conversation.

My grandfather's name... I was the last-born so...

Stella : Oh, abby, did my hypnotherapist call yet?

Ted from 2030 : No.

Stella : When am I going to kick this folliculaphilia?

Stella : Folliculaphilia?

Stella : Folliculaphilia.


get everything not on one plate on two

get everything not on one plate on two points that is all the dishes ready to


Ultimate experience and as we're leaving there's another


and some peanuts.

Wow.

Beautiful.

I think I need some Xiaomila for this.

We gotta add some chili to the dip


and it's right up here, deep in this local little alleyway,

classic old shop, should be really good.

We found the duck hot spot.

Look at this guys, we're butchering all of these ducks.

Oh, this is true duck heaven.

Famous duck joint.


there's a nice toilet shower is great

there's a nice toilet shower is great and one of the things I like most about

and one of the things I like most about

and one of the things I like most about the shower is that there's a window that

the shower is that there's a window that opens up directly onto the street so if

opens up directly onto the street so if

opens up directly onto the street so if you need a little fresh air or if you

you need a little fresh air or if you

you need a little fresh air or if you need some light or if you just want to

need some light or if you just want to

need some light or if you just want to look out the window when you're taking a

look out the window when you're taking a shower this is your opportunity it's


Wow, look at the juice from the carrots

going on the beef.

That is bubbly goodness!

Okay, and here we go,

we're gonna get a big plate.

He's preparing a luxury big plate for us.

Look at those juicy raisins, caramelized carrots.

This is special, this is less oily.

speaking in foreign language - Welcome to Bukhara!

- Thank you!

They're just adding on the beef for us,

wow, and there it is.

The Bukhara plov osh sofi.

And you can see literally thousands

of carrots, and beef chunks, and oil from lamb fat,

cumin is smelling so aromatic, and the fluffy rice,

and you're gonna give us a horse meat sausage here as well,

there it is.

Horse meat sausage on the plov,

and chef here is gonna prepare some quail eggs for us too.

Only here in Bukhara, every region has their own plov.

Thank you.

And here we are,

osh sofi in Bukhara.


Howard : So nice you could join me this evening. You're looking lovely as always.

Katee Sackhoff : Thanks, Howard.

Katee Sackhoff : Always nice to be part of your masturbatory fantasies.

Howard : Come on, Katee, don't make it sound so cheap.

Katee : I'm sorry. Fiddling with yourself in the bathtub is a real class act.

Sheldon : Thank you.

So, ahem, shall we get started?

Katee : Sure, but can I ask you a question first?

You wanna play Cylon and colonist?

No, I wanna know why you're playing make-believe with me...

Katee : ...when you could be out with a real woman tonight.

Howard : -You mean Bernadette? -No, I mean Princess Leia.

Katee : Of course I mean Bernadette.

Katee : She's a wonderful girl and she really likes you.

Howard : -I know, but she's not you. -I'm not me.

Katee : The real me is in Beverly Hills with a tall, handsome rich guy.

Howard : -Really? Tall? -Six-four.


Barney : I didn't even see her boobs.

Barney : She just took care of me.

Robin : Hey, guys. This is Nate. Nate, these are my friends.

What's up? Nate Scooberman.

Nate : But everyone calls me Scooby.

Nate : I'd love to hang out, but I really gotta hit the john.

Ted : Yeah, it's right in here... Scooby.

Nate : Thanks, brah.

Nate : I like you guys.

Marshall : If you weren't so much stronger than me, I would slap you.

Robin : What?

Robin : You told me to meet someone.

Marshall : I know, and, look, he seems plenty nice,

Marshall : but I didn't mean bring home the first guy you bump into on the street.

Robin : Actually, I met him in the park.

Ted : Should have just let you get a dog.

Barney : I should go. Lily, can I talk to you for a second?


He will have to,

But new york, man!

It's a great state to practice law in!

Lawsuit up!

Yeah! Whoo!

Yeah! Yeah!

But if you love them enough,

Those bad habits are easy to forget.

Three years later, I ran into cathy, and she was doing well.

Ted?! Oh, my god, I haven't seen you in so long!

How long has it been? Three years? No, four years.

No, three years, 'cause I went blonde and then I went back

'cause I was having too much fun.

You know, it's true what they say : Blondes have more fun.

Oh, my god, I'm being so rude. Ted, this is my fiancÃ©.

Yes, I'm engaged. Ted, this is daniel.

Great...

You guys

Seem perfect for each other.

Oh, my god. I know, right?

Totally, it was like love at first sight.

Hey, we should go out sometime.

Are you seeing anyone? Because we could double-date.

Would that be weird? No, it's not weird. We can go

Have brunch down the street. I know this place.


- [Bryan] What?

- Whoa!

- [Missy] What in the?

- Whoa! - What is it?

- [Missy] I don't know.

- [Bryan] Wait boys, wait, wait.

- [Missy] I don't know if we should open this, guys.

I don't know what this is.

- [Bryan] We don't wanna do something that could hurt us,

you know?

- Yeah. - We gotta be careful.

- I think we should put these away

and maybe we'll figure out who they're from.

- So yeah, we need to do a little bit more research,

I think, and figure out what's inside this box.

But leave a comment down below.

What is Mode Collection?

- Mode?

- I've never heard of Mode Collections,

what could that be from?

Some weird company?

- I know, if you guys know

definitely let us know down in the comments,

we can look through them and see if can figure it out.

Yeah and smash that thumbs up button

if you guys are excited to see what's in this package.

So weird.

- I'm so curious.

What is it?

- Why do these things happen to us?

- I know, we get the weirdest stuff at our door.

Alright, guys we're just gonna put this here

and I just want you guys to stay away from it, okay?


Wilson : This isn't my phone.


Rachel : Jurassic Park could happen.

And you know what? Actually, I do think Kirk was smarter than Spock.


Sheldon : And I'd sooner die than eat beans out of a can.

Leonard : Come on, come home with us and tomorrow I'll take you to Legoland.

Sheldon : Legoland is not the solution to everything.

Sheldon : And it's too much of a scene since that movie came out.

Leonard : -Then what can I do? -Leonard, I am overwhelmed.

Sheldon : Everything is changing and it's simply too much.

Sheldon : I need to get away and think.

Howard : Oh, come on, you know you're overreacting.

Penny : Leonard, hang on. Just... come here for a second.


food I'm here now I'm a local local so

food I'm here now I'm a local local so basically you know we are the I'm the

basically you know we are the I'm the

basically you know we are the I'm the Oerlikon with zero you are the tray work

Oerlikon with zero you are the tray work on this is amazing you having fun ally

on this is amazing you having fun ally

on this is amazing you having fun ally having great fun looking forward to more


- I'm sure the Abominable Snowman is very busy

and he has to be going on his way.

- Yeah, I think I'm gonna go outside actually.

- [Brian] Oh, do you want to go outside?


Man : - I can't see my hands. - Oh, my God. He's conscious.

Alex : Breathe deeply, George. You won't pass out.

Use 4 milligrams of morphine. Titrate up to 10.

Derek : You know what? I don't want him to move.

Man : - I can't see. - It's OK.

We need you to be still, Mr...


Foreman : How is that supposed to help him?

I don't know, how was it supposed to help Wilson?

House : Cross out Wilson's name and the date and then fill in your own.

Foreman : The point of a review is to give feedback to help...

House : I'm thinking neurosyphilis.

House : Wouldn't show up on the MRI without contrast.

Kutner : I'll go run the tests.

Foreman : He doesn't think it's syphilis but he's gonna go run those tests anyway.

House : Because he doesn't know, that's why we do tests.

Foreman : Because he's a wimp. Because he's afraid of you.

House : You want me to intimidate him into not being afraid?

House : Not sure I know how to do that. Reviews make a difference.

Foreman : People have to listen, so they have to learn...

I don't think the right time to tell the dog not to pee on the rug is semi-annually.

Foreman : You don't want to do the paperwork.

I am concerned about the rain forest.

Foreman : I'll do it.

House : I know.

Jeff : I don't have syphilis.

Kutner : You don't know.

Jeff : How many ways are there to get it?

Kutner : You can know who you had sex with, you can't know who she...

House : I do.

Kutner : Not for sure.

Jeff : It's a waste of time. I had a stroke. You can't keep wasting time.

Jeff : We were tested for the Peace Corps.

Kutner : Ten years ago.

Kutner : You haven't been with your wife every minute of every day.

Jeff : You think I'm naive, don't you?


Beckett : Security cams?

Esposito : None of them are pointed at this building.

Beckett : Well, this looks like the work of a pro.

Castle : Someone had a priest assassinated?

Castle : It's like a Vatican conspiracy. Ah. It's The Da Vinci Code.

Dolan : Or not.

Beckett : So why don't we look into McMurtry's life

Beckett : and see if anyone had motive.

Esposito : A nun is meeting us downtown.

Esposito : She worked closely with him, so she might be able to shed some light.

Thanks. Yeah. We got it.

Martha : So, uh...

Kevin Ryan : Unis on the canvass got a hit on Chumson's Tavern.

Bartender there, Jerry Jenkins, says he knows about the murder,

but he'll only speak to a detective.

Okay, Castle and I'll talk to him. You guys chat with the nun.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. We're interviewing a nun?


Leonard : And you know that deep down inside, Howard's a really nice guy.

Penny : The problem isn't what's on the inside. It's the creepy candy coating.

Leonard : Will you at least think about it?

Just as a favor to me?


'Oh, look! ' cried Ned.

And the kingdom was his forever. The end!"

Ross : That's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the world!

Rachel : This isn't funny anymore.

Rachel : There's something about me on that paper, and I want to see it.


It's a little scary.

I know, but you're gonna be fine.

Tell that to the lady in 702 With the toddler coming out of her.

I think that kid was wearing a shirt!

You're gonna be fine, though.

Rachel : - Go back to sleep. I have to go home.

- Oh, God. This was amazing.

Rachel : - It really was.

Rachel : You've learned some new moves!

Ross : - Yeah, well, this guy at work gave me "Sex for Dummies" as a joke.

- Who's laughing now? - I know!

Monica : - Breathe, breathe, breathe...


tiny bit on your pretty sorry others

tiny bit on your pretty sorry others earlier accident

earlier accident

earlier accident are you gonna able I can still go the

are you gonna able I can still go the

are you gonna able I can still go the right way yes if it's an accident and

right way yes if it's an accident and

right way yes if it's an accident and you say sorry it's okay cuz it's magical

you say sorry it's okay cuz it's magical but do you think that you did a good job


Chandler : Hello, Janice? Hi.

Chandler : I'm so glad that you called.

Chandler : I know I've been acting really weird lately...

Chandler : ...and it's just because I'm crazy about you...

...and I just got stupid and scared...

...and stupid a couple more times.

And I'm sorry.

Really?

Really?

He's so lucky. If Janice were a guy...

Rachel : ...she'd be sleeping with somebody else by now.


this ancient spiracles ship of some sort I know you know I got to the pool and

I know you know I got to the pool and

I know you know I got to the pool and everyone was looking for you no one

everyone was looking for you no one

everyone was looking for you no one could find you

could find you

could find you you reached out having your own

you reached out having your own

you reached out having your own adventure all on your own yeah what you

adventure all on your own yeah what you

adventure all on your own yeah what you think you're a big boy and you can just

think you're a big boy and you can just

think you're a big boy and you can just do things like that now dude we've been

do things like that now dude we've been

do things like that now dude we've been having so much fun we honestly haven't

having so much fun we honestly haven't

having so much fun we honestly haven't had a day off and probably a couple

had a day off and probably a couple

had a day off and probably a couple months and I think yesterday was kind of

months and I think yesterday was kind of like one of our first two day offs and

like one of our first two day offs and

like one of our first two day offs and we really just enjoyed hanging with the

we really just enjoyed hanging with the

we really just enjoyed hanging with the kids what's been your favorite part


this is relaxing Mediterranean Crete paradise.

- Mountain goat. - Oh, mountain goat.

Yes.

The chef, he's just gonna bring us

five different dishes, I'm not sure all the dishes,

but he's just gonna bring his personal favorites.

And the first dish that he brought out,

I was gonna wait for all the dishes to come out,

but I absolutely cannot.

The first is stewed Cretan mountain goat.

Look at those chunks of all-natural meat.

Look at, okay, I'm just gonna pick up

one of these guys right here, look at that.


- This could not be a more perfect location.

The house is beautiful,

the countryside here is gorgeous.

The family is so generous and so inviting.

We're on our way to the market now.

speaking in foreign language

- The actual town that we're in

is called Tlacolula de Matamoros.

And this is a Zapoteca town,

so that's the culture, the ethnicity.

Okay, and we have just arrived to the market now.

speaking in foreign language


Jane : Maybe you're right.

I know I'm... I was lying.

Jane : I know how to lie.

Jane : I just won't do it to my mother.

Thirteen : You like foosball?

Taub : Until the treatment of your infectious paraparesis takes effect,

Taub : Jane can't come back into the room.

Taub : I've already been inoculated.

Maggie : Can she have it already?

Don't worry. It's a very effective treatment.

Taub : You should be feeling better in a matter of minutes.

Taub : Don't you think Jane deserves a few secrets?

Taub : Some personal space?

Taub : Room to make her own mistakes?

Maggie : She makes plenty of mistakes.

Maggie : Only difference is I'm there to help her through them.

But she's got to know you're looking over her shoulder.

It's got to stifle her.

I think the world would be a better place

Maggie : if everybody always acted like their mom was looking over their shoulder.

I want to go see my mom.

Kutner : She's sleeping.

Kutner : Why don't we just double the amount we can spend?

Nope. Can't afford another 25?

If we allow people 50, people will spend 60.

Ah! So, you can't afford another 35.

Thirteen : You must really like who you got. Or really dislike.

Jane : My mom always gives the best presents

Jane : to the teachers I get along with the worst.


chose alright cheers my friend hi if I

chose alright cheers my friend hi if I can just bypass the psychological hurdle

can just bypass the psychological hurdle that I'm eating a piece of brain it's


Oh, oopsie, mumbling see it?

- [Suzanne] Up there?

- Oh, yup, there it is.

Oh my gosh, this is the worst.

laughing Bryan is going to watch this

and be like wow, Missy, typical though, honestly.

- Literally bought you that watch so you could

find your phone. - So I could find my phone.

It worked, Bryan, see giggling .

I'm such a dork.

Anyways, okay, we got the phone back now we just have

to finish up a few more items and then we're going to

go set it all up.

- [Bryan] Oh my goodness you guys, look, we have two

petals open.

If you guys saw yesterday's vlog, I have it linked in the

I card, you saw that we only had one and now we have two

out and they are getting bigger.

These three petals are going to be breaking off shortly.

That is so cool.

We are going to have a brand new little flower there.

I think the coolest thing about plants and like succulents

and flowers and stuff like that is just so cool

to get to see them change.

Remember these string of pearls, you guys?

I'm pretty sure these have grown have like an inch


Howard : Hang on, hang on.

It's working! I did it!

Raj : How'd you do that?

Howard : No idea, but I did it!

Bernadette : Maybe you shouldn't be flying it inside.

Well, I'm not flying it!

Sheldon : Then who is? I don't know!

Howard : Must be getting a WiFi signal from somewhere else!

Initiate landing sequence! Initiate landing sequence!

screams

Hey, the camera's working!

Sheldon : Oh, look, it's me.

screams

tech support talking indistinctly over phone

Yes, it's a robot uprising! Call the police!

Leonard : So you really think they liked it?

Penny : Oh, sweetie, it was the best speech I...

both scream


Zack : So, long story short, I nailed her.

Sheldon : When he finished, he shouted "Eureka!"

No, I always shout, "Holy moly!"

Sheldon : Don't know why. Just do.

Sheldon : All right, that concludes

the "getting to know you" portion of the evening.

Sheldon : Who's ready to play some vintage video games?


Right? I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy...

...and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable.

T ell me why you did this again?

Movie star!

Wait! Aren't you the guy who plays the butt in the new Pacino movie?


Time stamp on the video was 3 : 22.

We're looking for a yoga studio nearby with a class that ended about 3 : 00.

Beckett : Maybe the woman was on her way to yoga class.

You ever try doing a half-moon pose cranked up on caffeine?

Castle : Completely throws off your chi.

Castle : Trust me, she bought her coffee after class.

A class finishing around 3 : 00 p. m.

Beckett : Would give her enough time to buy a coffee...

Castle : But not enough time to finish it before Canal Street. Got it.

Beckett : NYPD. Do you know this girl?


And that's how it's done.

Joey : Great soap opera acting tonight, everybody.

Joey : Class dismissed.


all on our own.

I'm gonna get some help here.

Okay.

Hold the meat skewer.

Oh, let it pull off the meat.

Okay, and also this one? speaking in foreign language

Okay, double meat. - Yes, that's awesome.

- Put all that meat in there, and then salad.

I think it's papaya salad.

Oh, yeah, stuff in the papaya salad.

Yeah, this is some kind of a chili sauce.

It looks like a sweet chili sauce.

Oh, yeah, oh, fantastic.

Okay, Micah,


House : With this ring,

House : I thee wedded.

House : You left it here when you skipped town with your boyfriend.

Dominika : You kept the rings?

House : Actually, I tried to trade them to a hooker for unspecified favors.

House : But it turns out she doesn't accept zinc.

Like modern fairy tale.

Weinmann : Dr. and Mrs. Gregory House? Yeah.

Weinmann : Nate Weinmann, U.S. Immigration.


Yeah, believe it or not, it's true.

I mean, when Joey and I were together...

...he was wonderfuI. He was thoughtfuI and mature.

Rachel : And for the one week that we went out...

Rachel : ...he didn't sleep with anybody else.

Growth.

Phoebe : - Fine, I'll give you her number. - Okay. Thank you.

Joey : And I promise you I will not forget this one.

Phoebe : - Mandy. - Sarah!

Sarah.

Ross : - Hey. - Hi.

Ross : - Hey. - Hey, guys, I need some fashion advice.

Ross : How does this look?


a little starch over low for me

a little starch over low for me but for me the star beef the rice the

but for me the star beef the rice the

but for me the star beef the rice the peppers in that sauce I feel like that

peppers in that sauce I feel like that

peppers in that sauce I feel like that sauce just brings everything together

sauce just brings everything together

sauce just brings everything together and this onions ma'am don't sleep on the

and this onions ma'am don't sleep on the onions in Peru do not I didn't I didn't

onions in Peru do not I didn't I didn't

onions in Peru do not I didn't I didn't know improve ian's eat so much rice like

know improve ian's eat so much rice like that we rise all the time is that why

that we rise all the time is that why

that we rise all the time is that why proving food is it's kind of like overly

proving food is it's kind of like overly seasoned but I like it I mean I've

seasoned but I like it I mean I've

seasoned but I like it I mean I've always been told like I love heavy

always been told like I love heavy

always been told like I love heavy flavors so this is right up my alley

flavors so this is right up my alley

flavors so this is right up my alley I think this dish is actually kind of

I think this dish is actually kind of

I think this dish is actually kind of refreshing because you got that a nice

refreshing because you got that a nice

refreshing because you got that a nice crunch on the onions we haven't tried a

crunch on the onions we haven't tried a

crunch on the onions we haven't tried a tomatoes yet I'm gonna try a piece of


the the shredded coconut I just kind of

the the shredded coconut I just kind of sloshed that around mixed that around

sloshed that around mixed that around

sloshed that around mixed that around crushed it a little bit with the onions

crushed it a little bit with the onions

crushed it a little bit with the onions and then finally a squeeze of lime that

and then finally a squeeze of lime that

and then finally a squeeze of lime that is gonna be a beautiful beautiful flavor

okay the deer curry is ready she just

okay the deer curry is ready she just

okay the deer curry is ready she just pulled it off the stove and what's

pulled it off the stove and what's

pulled it off the stove and what's amazing about a clay pot is how it stays

amazing about a clay pot is how it stays hot it keeps on boiling it keeps on

hot it keeps on boiling it keeps on

hot it keeps on boiling it keeps on cooking oh my god until but that smells

cooking oh my god until but that smells

cooking oh my god until but that smells amazing did she still see the meat like

amazing did she still see the meat like

amazing did she still see the meat like pulsating because of that boil for the


âª Well, I don't know if all that's true âª

âª 'Cause you got me, and, baby, I got you âª

âª Babe âª âª Mm da-da, da-da, da-da âª

âª I got you, babe âª

Penny : Red Leader, I'm really sorry.

âª I got you, babe. âª

WOLOWITZ AND BERNADETTE : âª I got you, babe... âª

Amy : I missed you.

Penny : You know what? I missed you, too.

Very tall and powerfully built man : Bernadette?

Bernadette : Oh, my God, Glenn!


Marshall : It'd do

Marshall : The same for us.

Maechanic : Hey, geniuses.

Maechanic : The back wheels are on blocks.

Maechanic : That car ain't going anywhere.

Marshall : Close enough!

All : Close enough!

Ted voix off : And so marshall said good-bye to his fiero.

Ted voix off : And as the car's final gift to us all,

Ted voix off : The money he got for scrap parts paid our bar tab

Ted voix off : For the next two nights.

Arrivederci, fiero!

You were the freaking giving tree of cars.

Aw, may you rust in peace.

Barney : Rot in hell, devil steed.

Ted voix off : And what better friend is there than that?


condensed milk and peanut butter and I

condensed milk and peanut butter and I got basically a large cup of sprite

got basically a large cup of sprite

got basically a large cup of sprite sitting there and a wrap it's really

sitting there and a wrap it's really

sitting there and a wrap it's really good tea flavor this is crazy

good tea flavor this is crazy

good tea flavor this is crazy look at this this is the caramel popcorn

look at this this is the caramel popcorn frappe

frappe

frappe Thurston we'll definitely take a year

Thurston we'll definitely take a year

Thurston we'll definitely take a year off your life but McDonald frappe wasn't

off your life but McDonald frappe wasn't already sugary and sweet enough dad a

already sugary and sweet enough dad a

already sugary and sweet enough dad a caramel popcorn and like a waffle call

caramel popcorn and like a waffle call

caramel popcorn and like a waffle call with more caramel popcorn inside how do


Leonard : Okay.

If you need to pause a little longer,

just click the pause button.

But the show must go on.

And thankfully, all the things my girlfriend used to do

can be taken care of with my right hand.

Anyway, let's not spend any more time talking about her.

We're here to talk about flags.

Tonight's theme :

flags of countries that have been torn apart

and the women I have a feeling were responsible.

Leonard : You guys have any idea how much it costs

Leonard : to see a marriage counselor?

$250 an hour. Why?

Raj : How do you know?


House : Give me a reason to get out of this,

House : and I'll tell you who started the rumor

House : about you being a transsexual.

- There is no such rumor. - There will be,

House : unless you get me out of this dinner.

Cuddy : No one's making you do this, House.

Cuddy : Just do what everybody else does.

Cuddy : Lie to them.

House : You lie to your mother?

Only since I was 12!

House : My mom's a human polygraph.

House : My dad should be taking her to Vegas, not the Louvre.

Cuddy : Trust me, your mom would much rather think

Cuddy : you have a business meeting than you hate her.

House : I don't hate her. I hate him.

Taddy : We all had headaches, nausea, vomiting.

Wilson : You know, we figured it was connected

Taddy : to the massive amounts of drinking.

Taddy : What, you think what happened to Carnell

has something to do with the trip?

Taddy : Don't know.

Cameron : You haven't had any unexplained pain

Cameron : or strange feelings since you got back?

No, except for a little athlete's foot, I'm fine.

Cameron : Can I see it?

Taddy : - See what? - Your feet.

Cameron : There's a common parasite in Jamaica

Cameron : that can resemble foot fungus.

Taddy : It's not really my feet.

Wilson : You know, I figured fungus is fungus.

Taddy : It's my groin.

Cameron : I'm going to need to take a look at that.

Now?

Unless you wanna come down to the hospital with me.

Taddy : No, no, I can't. I mean, I just started two days ago.

Taddy : We're right in the middle of a big merger...

Cameron : Then drop your pants.


This is so cool, whoa, look at these giant trees,

it looks like they're covering up something down here.

- Look, there's an abandoned tree house over here!

- [Bryan] What?

- Look, Daddy, look, an abandoned tree house.


[Music]


Sheldon : Mm. Great news, Leonard. I've solved my Penny gift dilemma.


Howard : It's amazing people keep coming to comic book stores...

...instead ofjust downloading comics digitally.

Leonard : It's probably for the best.

Leonard : For a lot of these guys, the weekly trip here...

Leonard : ...is the only chance their mom has to go to the basement and change their sheets.


They're so friendly, they're so nice.

We got all the grilled pork.

I think it's called Poc chuc, poc chuc, that's what it is.

And the tortillas are all hand made.

Everything is hand made, even the salsa.

They gave us the whole mortar.


Ross : No, there is no way he was a velociraptor.

Look at the cranial ridge, okay?

Ross : If Dino was a velociraptor, he'd have eaten the Flintstones.

Were you taking a nap?

Monica : I was.

Tony, can you hold on? That's the other line.

Ross : Yeah, she's here, but can she call you back?

Okay, thanks.


Robin : It means that a fertilized egg has not yet attached itself

Robin : to the lining of your uterine wall.

Robin : You see? I read your Facebook updates.

Robin : It's like it's all you ever talk about, Lily, and I'm sick of it!

Lily : Well, guess what? I've got some good news.

Lily : When that baby comes, you don't have to see it. In fact,

Lily : you don't have to see me.

Lily : This whole friendship thing? Done.

Jessica Glitter : - Great. - Great.

Marshall : For crying out loud. You broke up with Robin?

Lily : I had to. We were growing apart, and,

Lily : we're better off without each other.

Marshall : Lily, you sound about as convincing as you did

Marshall : the time you "accidentally" shredded my Joey Buttafuoco pants.

Marshall : Get on the phone, call Robin

Marshall : - and fix this. - I can't.

Lily : The damage is done.

Lily : Can you just hold me?

Marshall : You know what? No. I don't agree with what you did,

Marshall : and so I refuse to comfort you, despite how adorable you are

Marshall : when you cry.


her hair was wet so cute I was like oh

her hair was wet so cute I was like oh my god she's so me but anyway yeah I

my god she's so me but anyway yeah I

my god she's so me but anyway yeah I wore these pom-poms shoes and they're

wore these pom-poms shoes and they're

wore these pom-poms shoes and they're wet it was like we're first I'm wearing

wet it was like we're first I'm wearing

wet it was like we're first I'm wearing them as well and they're covered in


From... what color dress she ought to wear to her kindergarten dance

Millie : to what she ought to name her baby.

Millie : Because I'm her mama.

Millie : And it's my job to have an opinion. It's my job to have an answer.

Millie : I may not have an answer here, but... I'm still her mama.

Millie : You just don't have to whisper.

Finn : All right.

Richard : What do you think, Dr. Bailey?

Bailey : I think if we wait much longer she'll go into multiple organ failure.

Richard : OK. If it's all right with you, Mrs. Johnson,

Richard : we think it's time to go and finish what we started.

Derek : OK. I'm done.

Yang. Come and start washing out the abdominal cavity.

Bleeding's controlled in the chest.

- Fetal heart rate's down to 80! - Mom's heart rate's slowing down.


Nice and gooey who loved the octopus this is ultimate Japanese comfort food right here

Whenever I add in my own colonies before so I might have messed up a little bit

But I like the fact you can add as much communal place as you want

Not if you flush this hot dog place in the next door, and they sell some crazy-looking hot dogs

Oh, no, I mean I kind of feel like I want that thing right there. Here it is

This is my corn dog with the potatoes all stuck on the outside like a body armor and am I supposed to coconut powder sugar?

soy bean coconut


next up this will be a first for me

next up this will be a first for me it is the Wagyu intestine literally

it is the Wagyu intestine literally

it is the Wagyu intestine literally looks just like a white blob of fat and

looks just like a white blob of fat and

looks just like a white blob of fat and I'm gonna pick that up dip it into the

I'm gonna pick that up dip it into the

I'm gonna pick that up dip it into the ponzu and then eat it with a little bit

ponzu and then eat it with a little bit

ponzu and then eat it with a little bit of radish


okay also have Thai Korean and the one

okay also have Thai Korean and the one of the major part of these Chinese the

of the major part of these Chinese the

of the major part of these Chinese the Asian area is actually Chinese food

Asian area is actually Chinese food

Asian area is actually Chinese food mm-hmm okay this is the Asian corner so

mm-hmm okay this is the Asian corner so

mm-hmm okay this is the Asian corner so so we're in Asia right now so this is

so we're in Asia right now so this is

so we're in Asia right now so this is just be the corner yes

more on the healthy corners I will get

more on the healthy corners I will get

more on the healthy corners I will get skipped a healthy corner okay

actually those herbs we have a garden in Sofitel so we grow them on the other

Sofitel so we grow them on the other

Sofitel so we grow them on the other side we transfer to a seafood area but

side we transfer to a seafood area but

side we transfer to a seafood area but the beauty of this is if you don't want

the beauty of this is if you don't want

the beauty of this is if you don't want to have it cold

to have it cold

to have it cold you can actually have it reheated and

you can actually have it reheated and

you can actually have it reheated and serve with your host a garlic butter

serve with your host a garlic butter

serve with your host a garlic butter where what are my options


Ken : What kind of information?

Cameron : Would you mind if I spoke with Carnell alone for a minute?

Ken : Is this bad news?

Cameron : No. It's just confidential.

Ken : Why is something suddenly confidential?

Ken : I mean, if you know something about my son,

Ken : I need to know what's going on.

Cameron : I'm sorry, I have to insist.

Ken : I'm his father,

Ken : and if I'm going to take care of him, I need to know the truth.

Dad.

Carnell : She wants to know who I went to Jamaica with.

Ken : You've never been to Jamaica.

Carnell : Taddy's dad flew a bunch of us down over spring break.


to I'm pretty sure it's the number one songkran food.

speaking Thai


Leonard : I'll call for help.

Penny : Any chance we could plug it in to the potato?

Sheldon : No.


laughing

In the back they've set us up a table on wheels,

and you can just smell those fried onions on top.

It's time for breakfast.

So first taste it?

- Yeah, without.

- And this is what type of bread?

- Sangak bread, sangak. - Sangak bread.

- Yeah.

- The famous bread which cooked on the little hot stones.

You can see the little indentations from those stones.

men speaking in foreign language

- [Hamdi] Beautiful.

- So first bite, first bite of the ash.


Barney : 'cause... hotel room.

Barney : Okay, let's get some coffee.

Kind of gross. You're making me wonder

Marshall : if this pizza is worth the 22-hour drive.

Ted : Just like old times!

Marshall : I feel so young again except for the chest pains.

Ted : But the crust is so good.

Ted : What is the secret to this crust?

Man : It's no big secret.

Man : It's made of cornmeal.

Woman : Cornmeal...

Lily : We'd love a cornmeal body scrub!

Ted : I can't believe you guys are closing.

Ted : I can't believe we're still open.

Man : Gotcha!

Man : These are getting bigger.

Barney : It's like an entire country without a tailor.

Robin : Yeah, give me two coffees.

Women : $3.50, please.

Women : Hey, what did you think of the game last night?


The Stripper : Anybody call for security?

Chandler : You be cool.

Which one is Gunther Central Perk?

Joey.

Where's my ring? My dead grandmother's wedding ring.

Chandler : Way to be cool, man.

What?

Joey : There was a ring in a box. After you left, it was gone.

You think I stole some ring?


Beckett : And yet, they look identical.

Beckett : Whatever you're up to,

Beckett : whatever Tyson is up to,

Beckett : we will stop it.

Nieman : Jerry Tyson is dead.

Nieman : And I have a surgery scheduled.

Ryan : The contact info that Kelly Nieman's

Ryan : office sent us was out of date.

Ryan : Amy moved out of her place two months ago.

Ryan : Still trying to figure out where.

Castle : Just like Susan Watts.

Ryan : That's not all she had in common.

Ryan : Amy Barrett grew up in Arizona. Ran away at 16.

Ryan : She drifted around. Multiple arrests...

Beckett : She have any connection to NewStart Horizons?

Ryan : Not that I can tell.

Castle : Nieman's creating his victims.

Ryan : What do you mean?

Castle : For Jerry Tyson. They're like clones.

Castle : They're blonde and pretty, just the way Tyson likes them.

Castle : Nieman finds these poor women,

lost souls that no one is gonna miss, and she remakes them.

Castle : She grooms them for 3XK.

Yo. We got the truck.

Esposito : Tory picked it up on another street cam. Got a license plate.

Esposito : Vehicle belongs to a guy named Michael Boudreau.

Beckett : We got an address?

Esposito : Yeah, four blocks from where Susan Watts was found.

Beckett : Let's go.

Esposito : This is definitely the place.

Ryan : How do you think Michael Boudreau figures in?

Beckett : He may be Tyson's accomplice.

Beckett : Michael Boudreau. NYPD. Open the door.

Go.


Esposito : Yo. I dug into that tattoo.

Castle : That insignia. That means Delta Force, right?

Esposito : Yeah. It's also the title of a Chuck Norris movie.

Yeah.

Well, Delta guys don't advertise,

Esposito : so whoever's wearing that ink is no longer active-duty.

It says, here on the banner,

Esposito : that he's out of the 75th Ranger Regiment,

Third Battalion, B Company.

Esposito : Now, I checked with my boy at the Pentagon,

Esposito : and there's only a handful of guys with that service history

Esposito : who match the guy you said you saw. Here you go.

Castle : Thank you for this, Esposito. This is great.

So, he will be in here somewhere.

Esposito : Yeah, but he's not.

Esposito : None of those guys look like Chuck Norris.

Castle : You don't believe me, do you?


oh I forgot so much oh look at that

oh I forgot so much oh look at that little lemon a little pinches on that

little lemon a little pinches on that

little lemon a little pinches on that ready

ready

ready [Music]


Monica : Oh, I can't wait for everyone at work to see these!

Chandler : - You go back to work tomorrow night? - Yeah.


out now supposedly this hole is a cave

out now supposedly this hole is a cave system that goes all the way to the

system that goes all the way to the

system that goes all the way to the ocean

ocean

ocean you can apparently get to the ocean good


his brother's toothbrush today.

After that it's actually time for Jackson's nap.

He still has a nap at nine AM every morning.

He has this comforter, which is a fluffy blanket.

And he will normally just rub his face into that,

and have a bit of a cuddle with me,

and go straight down for a nap.

If the boys were actually back at school,

he sometimes has his nap even on the school run.

But normally I can make it back in time

to put him down for a nap.

But because they're at home, it's quite time.

So I can clean up and also get ready for the day.


kind of heat one's pretty awesome not

kind of heat one's pretty awesome not beside the tandoori roll team and got

beside the tandoori roll team and got

beside the tandoori roll team and got some pretty which are these little

some pretty which are these little

some pretty which are these little crispy flaky little things oh man look

crispy flaky little things oh man look

crispy flaky little things oh man look at these little air pockets that is

at these little air pockets that is

at these little air pockets that is always awesome though

always awesome though

always awesome though flaky and crispy just slightly chewy

flaky and crispy just slightly chewy

flaky and crispy just slightly chewy there spices on the inside as well this

there spices on the inside as well this

there spices on the inside as well this is really good on his already I think

is really good on his already I think

is really good on his already I think this works even better than a rotting

this works even better than a rotting

this works even better than a rotting because the crispy and flakiness of this

because the crispy and flakiness of this thing it's just perfect for this curry I

thing it's just perfect for this curry I think I found the source of the heat

think I found the source of the heat

think I found the source of the heat like how many a little chilies are on

like how many a little chilies are on

like how many a little chilies are on this just one little serving of beef

this just one little serving of beef

this just one little serving of beef curry there are all these little chilies

it's night that's my type of card and

it's night that's my type of card and

it's night that's my type of card and this is the mutton liver curry

Wow that is extremely organized yeah

Wow that is extremely organized yeah

Wow that is extremely organized yeah this I think this is like a massive


say that breaks the tub huh need some

say that breaks the tub huh need some expert advice are these gonna like these

expert advice are these gonna like these are so tiny look at this oh there's

are so tiny look at this oh there's

are so tiny look at this oh there's gonna fill all them holes and make you

gonna fill all them holes and make you

gonna fill all them holes and make you want to sink no they're gonna take over

want to sink no they're gonna take over

want to sink no they're gonna take over the whole tub they get huge they swell

the whole tub they get huge they swell

the whole tub they get huge they swell up they filled water holes I don't get

up they filled water holes I don't get

up they filled water holes I don't get it like what if they swell up in the

mouth all right well there's only one

mouth all right well there's only one

mouth all right well there's only one way to find out this is a good idea or

way to find out this is a good idea or

way to find out this is a good idea or not let you guys know later apparently

not let you guys know later apparently

not let you guys know later apparently it takes hours and hours for holy

sweeper is a party in here dude these

sweeper is a party in here dude these

sweeper is a party in here dude these things are so tiny look at this that's

things are so tiny look at this that's

things are so tiny look at this that's an over be ready don't don't

an over be ready don't don't

an over be ready don't don't so 200,000 Orbeez but like we're gonna

so 200,000 Orbeez but like we're gonna

so 200,000 Orbeez but like we're gonna come back this whole bathroom is gonna


she's very tired every long night

she's very tired every long night

she's very tired every long night do you know Nina she's only a few hours

do you know Nina she's only a few hours

do you know Nina she's only a few hours old a few hours

old a few hours

old a few hours oh she is 12

oh she is 12

oh she is 12 yeah but 12 hours old

you could boys over their house and yeah do you know oh very nice when I read it


Raj : I'd throw it at your head right now.

Howard : I'll keep rockin'. You don't do that.

Raj : Okay. I posted it.

Howard : So, who is this guy?

Sheldon : Let's see. Uh, his name is Trent Monaco.

Howard : Cool name. Yeah.

Raj : He's 24. He's a deejay.

Raj : He brews his own beer. He's got

Raj : awesome tattoos. Dude, he's got a hot girlfriend, too.

Howard : Damn. I don't know if he's our biggest fan or I'm his.


Esposito : Wedding stuff. Tux deposits. Catering invoices.

Ryan : Maybe some angry couple killed him for their wedding venue. Hmm?

Esposito : It's as good a theory as any.

Ryan : Hey. These aren't all wedding files.


Do you guys know how to fish?

Howard : - No. - No.

Raj : But if you catch anything, I know how to steam it in banana leaves.

Howard : Come on, we must know somebody who can do manly stuff like this.

What's up?

Penny : Step one, worms.

Howard : Ew.

Okay, "ew" is one of the things you're not gonna wanna say in front of your father-in-law.

Penny : It's right up there with "icky" and "get it away."

Penny : - Now pick one up. - Really?

- You're gonna have to do it when you're fishing. - Okay.

Penny : What are you waiting for?

Howard : I don't know. For them to die of natural causes?

Penny : Just pick up a worm and put him on this hook.


Bernadette : What kind of revenge is that?

Bernadette : This woman screwed with my job. She's got to pay.

Penny : Okay, all right, honey, you know what?

Penny : There was something I was too scared to tell you yesterday,

a-and now... I'm just balls-out terrified to tell you, but...

Penny : the truth is it...

Penny : wasn't Barbara Chen, it was me.

Penny : I'm the reason everyone knows.

Bernadette : Why did you do that?

Penny : Well, it was an accident. I am so sorry I lied.


- That's 'cause they lived the Star Wars. - You gotta calm down.

I told you. I told you you didn't know this girl well enough.

Marshall : What if you show it to her and she doesn't like it?

Ted : Dude, it's just a movie.

Ted, Star Wars is your all-time favorite movie,

Marshall : and whether or not Stella likes it is actually important.

Marshall : It's a test of how compatible you guys are.

Marshall, it's just a movie. It's just a movie.

Okay, if Stella doesn't like this movie,

Ted : - I can't marry her. - No, you can't.


Ross : Dude, what are you doing?

Thank you. My boss keeps slapping my butt and acting like it's no big deal.

What'd you do about it?

I didn't do anything. I didn't want to be the guy...

Chandler : ...who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom.

I gotta tell you, I think it's okay to be that guy.

Maybe it's that jock thing.

You know, how football players pat each other after touchdowns.

You know, I don't understand guys.

I mean, I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew...

...by, you know, grabbing her boob.

Chandler : I know. For a really great stew, you'd just...

...stick your head in between them.

Monica : Can we please go eat?

Joey : - Yeah, what are we getting? - Anything but stew.

So from now on, don't give your boss a chance to get you.


Dustin : We'd have to check with Hannah.

Caroline : But, if she agrees, of course we'd be OK with it.

Isobel, our daughter could die.


Dr. Obyedkov : He knows he's supposed to say something

Dr. Obyedkov : so he repeats what he's just heard.

Well, that's good. Shows he's engaged.

Foreman : Spine's okay.

All right, stick out your tongue like this.

Foreman : Copy me.


Foreman : No, the kitchen she works in is cleaner than some hospitals.

Foreman : But they do serve rabbit.

Foreman : Rabbit fever fits her symptoms.

Chase : Tularemia initially presents with a rash or ulcer near the infection site.


Beverley : What do you think?

Penny : Well, we are known for our cheesecake.

Penny : -Hit us again. -Yes.

Beverley : -If a little is good, more must be better. -Ha, ha.

Penny : -Hey, Bev, guess what? -What?

Penny : I'm sleeping with your son.

Penny : Really?


[BOLLYWOOD FILM PLAYING ON TV]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Raj : It's open.

Howard : Hey, pal.


Wow.

Oh, the beef is, mm.

Oh yeah, the beef has a lot of flavor.

It is really simple with those herbs.

Oh yeah.

Dipping it in the sauce there.


Oh, I hate to admit it, but you're...

Joey : You're probably right.

How'd you get to be so smart?

Mackenzie : I read a lot.

Joey : Just when I thought we could be friends.

Oh, hey, Rach. I just heard. I'm so sorry.

Rachel : Oh, thank you...

Man : You still don't know my name, do you?

Rachel : Well, now I don't have to.

Rachel : Ross, what is taking you so long?


Izzie : You didn't mind meeting the people I worked with when they were models.

Hank : Yeah, well, when they were models,

Hank : you actually showed up to your own parties.

Meredith : Yeah.

Izzie : This is my life now, Hank. I work 100-hour weeks.

Izzie : I can't always show up to my own parties on time.

Izzie : My patients have to come first. It's just...

Hank : Yeah, I just flew across the entire country,

Hank : and there's 100 people at your house.

Izzie : 100 people who understand what I do all day.

Izzie : I shouldn't have to apologize for that.

Hank : No, you shouldn't.

[- Ivy : The Edge of the Ocean]

Izzie : Look, let's just go by the party for a little while.

Izzie : You'll really like everyone once you get a chance to know them.


[SHELDON SIGHS]

Sheldon : I see no organizational system in here whatsoever.

Sheldon : Which panties do you wear on Mondays?

Penny : I don't need panties. I just need shorts and a shirt.

Sheldon : Mother always told me one should wear clean underpants...

Sheldon : -...in case one is in an accident. -One was already in an accident.

Sheldon : Doesn't mean one won't be in another, especially if I drive.

Penny : -Clothes, Sheldon. I need clothes. -Okay.


Barney : Thank you, kindly stranger.


Sheldon : She's smart, insightful.

Sheldon : She has a very unique way of, you know, revering me.

- Here's your spinach-mushroom omelet. - Thank you.


Chandler : This is much better.

Here's somebody interesting.

The Salesman : What do you know about Van Gogh?


Castle : How did you do it?

Beckett : I did have a lot of help.

Martha : Yes. You did, indeed.

Castle : - You were all in on it? - Mmm-hmm.

Martha : Michael, Brent, Emily, my brilliant acting students.

Martha : I, of course, was the director.

Castle : And the boys?

Esposito : - Yep. - Oh, yeah, they were great.

Beckett : Except you didn't have to kick down the door.

- I was in the moment. Yeah. - We wanted to be convincing.

Castle : Alexis, you, too?

Alexis : It's why I bought you the binoculars.

Castle : Even Captain Gates?

Ryan : Yeah, she jumped at the chance to dress you down for any reason.

Castle : - Where is Captain Gates? - She couldn't make it.

Good.

Wow.

Beckett : All right!

Castle : You really blew my mind.

Beckett : Yeah, well, I figured the trickiest part would be fooling you

Beckett : and keep a straight face.

Castle : Well, you win the Oscar for Best Pretend Murder.

Castle : I cannot believe the whole thing was staged.

Staged?

What?

Beckett : I think I just solved my case!

Does that mean you're gonna have to go run off and arrest someone now?


Izzie : Fine.

Burke : Maybe his friend wouldn't tell him the truth.

Burke : But I'm also his doctor,

Burke : and his doctor is not going to lie to him.

[Meredith] I know, but something came up,

Meredith : an important surgery, and I couldn't.

Ms. Henry : Sorry you couldn't be there for your mother.

Meredith : Ms. Henry, if my mother were lucid, she would understand.

Meredith : She's a surgeon. She's done this countless times.

And besides, she doesn't even know who I am, anyway, so...

[Henry] Today she did.

Izzie : What?

Ms. Henry : Your mother's been asking

Ms. Henry : when her daughter Meredith gets off from work.

MVO : Hey.

[Cell phone closing]

MVO : Hey.

Meredith : A lot of secret phone calls today.


Ryan : Looks like Castle was right. His helicopter's flight plans

Ryan : coincide with when the shipments left the meth labs.

Huh.

Esposito : They also coincide with the late-night landings

that his neighbor was complaining about.

So now we know how Franklin was moving his product.

Esposito : But it still doesn't tell us who killed him.

Ryan : Maybe it does, but where are you going?

To meet an FBI buddy of mine

Esposito : to see if Beckett's back with her old flame, Sorenson. Why?

Ryan : Flight manifest for Tuesday. It includes a guest.

Ryan : Someone else was with him.

Esposito : All right, I'm on Sorenson. You go get helicopter boy.

Lerner : So I got a ride on Franklin's helicopter, so what?

Lawyer : That doesn't prove my client was trafficking drugs with him.


This is a clean meaty piece on fishes almost tastes like a steak and what can fish is this?

Oh swordfish. Okay. This is actually swordfish and but if you overcook this it becomes kind of hard

So I'm gonna take this out right now right now

This fish. This is perfect. Look at that. Oh


Chase : Checked the anesthesia sheet, pressure was fine throughout.

Thrombus?

House : That voice in the hall that none of us have any reason

House : to be listening to is, not surprisingly, wrong.

Abdominal ultrasound was negative.

Adams : Then we have to assume liver failure's

Adams : just another symptom of whatever she's got.

Taub : Trousseau's syndrome could send clots, cause the ischemic foot,

Taub : add the enlarged lymph node, macrocytosis...

Disseminated T-cell lymphoma.

Chase : Wilson said it wasn't cancer.

House : Wilson says it's not breast cancer.

Sarcoidosis.

Adams : Normal ACE level.

Chase : Highly insensitive for sarcoid.

Taub : Negative chest X-rays aren't.

Then we've gotta biopsy.

House : Yeah, Foreman's clearly wrong.

House : You're clearly not grasping at straws,

because you're clearly not emotionally involved.

House : I know you want to believe this is something

House : we can cure. It's not. I'm sorry.


for their products to their spirit to be ready it's the slow process it's the

ready it's the slow process it's the

ready it's the slow process it's the care that creates such that superior

care that creates such that superior

care that creates such that superior much better product we are back in the

much better product we are back in the

much better product we are back in the tasting room now we're gonna taste a few

tasting room now we're gonna taste a few of the spirits and I'm really excited to

of the spirits and I'm really excited to dish the kombucha actually the finished

dish the kombucha actually the finished

dish the kombucha actually the finished product kombucha a kombucha that we've

product kombucha a kombucha that we've

product kombucha a kombucha that we've prepared with green fruits berries

gooseberries kombucha hmm yeah very


Lily : Even just riding around on the bus all summer.

Lily : It was like a human tapestry.

In San Francisco, in a bus.Man 1 : Hi, I'm mike.

In San Francisco, in a bus.Man 1 : I'm a buddhist monk slash adventure-traveler writer.

Woman : I'm paula. I sing in a punk band for children.

Barney : Yeah.

Man 2 : I'm dan, I'm a neurosurgeon.

Man 2 : You are stunning, by the way.

Wow. I'm so happy for you.

Ted : Oh, she's such a...

Ted : After what she did to marshall,

Ted : She should come back here devastated,

Crawling on all fours over the broken glass

Ted : Of her own shame and regret.

Robin : You never chose sides. I respect that.

Ted : She's unbelievable. Unbelievable.

Marshall : Unbelievable? What's unbelievable?

Oh. Listen, marshall.


sun is shining it's bright the blue just like stands out okay he's backing up my

like stands out okay he's backing up my

like stands out okay he's backing up my class yes guys yes

class yes guys yes

class yes guys yes so that was like a simple but very tasty

so that was like a simple but very tasty dish and like I liked how the cheese

dish and like I liked how the cheese

dish and like I liked how the cheese wasn't overly strong so it would be

wasn't overly strong so it would be

wasn't overly strong so it would be careful of slipping we're gonna go back

careful of slipping we're gonna go back

careful of slipping we're gonna go back in the car and just down the road

in the car and just down the road

in the car and just down the road there's like a big pork market so we're

there's like a big pork market so we're

there's like a big pork market so we're looking for this one very common local

looking for this one very common local

looking for this one very common local dish that includes a lot of pork but I

dish that includes a lot of pork but I

dish that includes a lot of pork but I always said they should have it near to

always said they should have it near to

always said they should have it near to the market because of the pork supply

the market because of the pork supply

the market because of the pork supply [Music]

[Music]

[Music] oh that's a pretty serious curb to jump


Thirteen : Well, the acanthosis nigricans was already there.

Chase : It's been there a lot longer than that, probably his whole life.

Thirteen : What about around his hairline?

Chase : What? There's no discoloration.

Thirteen : There is now.

House : I have a new theory.

Their bad ideas don't indicate a lack of intelligence,


So, Pheebs, I was just at this bachelorette party...

...and they had a cake that was in the shape of a man's...

...thing-a-ding-ding.

And I was wondering, what would you have thought of that?

Offensive or amusing?

I'm not sure. Monica, what do you think?

- Sounds kind of tacky. - Damn it.

I'll see if they can cancel it. If not, maybe they can put eyes on the "hoojies"...

...and we'll just say it's just some sort of weird elephant.

Guys, you won't believe this!

- I just talked to my agent... - Oh, my God!

I'm sorry. Too soon. You go.

Joey : I got nominated for Days of our Lives!

Phoebe : - Good for you! - Congratulations!

I can't believe you're nominated for an Emmy!

Monica : - Soap Opera Digest Award? - Nope. I'm up for a "Soapie."

Is that something you're making up?

No, no, no, it's real! And it has been, since 1998.

Okay, they said they won't cancel the cake...

...but I was thinking we could write "NASA" on the side...

...and then give it to Ross. - Okay. Yeah.

Hey, Rach! I'm up for a Soapie!


Sheldon : What would be your plan for addressing it?

Amy : I'm going to recondition your brain...

Amy : ...so that the need for completion isn't be so overwhelming.

- By playing tic-tac-toe? - Yep, your turn.

Sheldon : Oh, Amy. And you wonder why people think neuroscience...

Sheldon : ...is nothing but a goofy game for diaper babies.

Sheldon : Tic-tac-toe can only end in win, lose or draw.

Sheldon : None of which will deny me closure, especially since I'm about to win.


Sheldon : I know Mr. Data isn't supposed to smile, but here it comes.


How many pieces is this one?

- 500, we finished the 100--

- [Bryan] So you graduated from 100,

you moved on to 500, okay.

- I wish there was a 250, but we just gotta go for it.

laughing

- [Bryan] And the kids have been running around

and just playing and having so much fun.

And I just watched a little clip

of when we were here with them two years ago,


Bernadette : Excuse me, I need to have a chat with my husband.

Well, now, keep it short.


Ted : My on-base percentage was off the charts!

Marshall : Oh, no!

Marshall : The slap-petizers.

Lily : You know what? That's it!

Lily : This is thanksgiving. Solve this right now.

And if you have sex again, neither of you gets dessert!

: Oh, what the hell kind of thanksgiving is this anyway?

Barney : Um, most thanksgivings.

Marshall : Don't stress, baby.