caviar could just go fishy you're salty

caviar could just go fishy you're salty and like they're unjust the lesson and

and like they're unjust the lesson and

and like they're unjust the lesson and then you take something like this like

then you take something like this like

then you take something like this like that mommy hit that bright crisp sort of

that mommy hit that bright crisp sort of no I'm excited about this like this this

no I'm excited about this like this this is a hefty dish this is like a dying

is a hefty dish this is like a dying

is a hefty dish this is like a dying star oh yeah three x times cheese tiger

star oh yeah three x times cheese tiger

star oh yeah three x times cheese tiger shrimp dude this is what I think about

shrimp dude this is what I think about

shrimp dude this is what I think about my dream escape for that night I need

my dream escape for that night I need

my dream escape for that night I need something a little more substantial I

something a little more substantial I

something a little more substantial I like a little heaviness when I want to

like a little heaviness when I want to

like a little heaviness when I want to be in some sort of seafood yeah of

be in some sort of seafood yeah of

be in some sort of seafood yeah of course because cheese and seafood is a

course because cheese and seafood is a

course because cheese and seafood is a relatively new concept for me and so I'm

relatively new concept for me and so I'm very curious to see the top to it

very curious to see the top to it

very curious to see the top to it because it's so specially because I'm

because it's so specially because I'm

because it's so specially because I'm gonna take a picture of you take a

gonna take a picture of you take a

gonna take a picture of you take a picture your food Jimmy and Joe is 55%


oh wow oh that is a wonderful pork Momo

oh wow oh that is a wonderful pork Momo but the wrapper has some some air in it

but the wrapper has some some air in it

but the wrapper has some some air in it so the pork is it's like a little pork

so the pork is it's like a little pork

so the pork is it's like a little pork meatball on the inside you can taste

meatball on the inside you can taste

meatball on the inside you can taste I can taste ginger in there and then the

I can taste ginger in there and then the noodle wrapper is a little bit sticky

noodle wrapper is a little bit sticky

noodle wrapper is a little bit sticky and then with that chilli sauce chilli

and then with that chilli sauce chilli

and then with that chilli sauce chilli sauce is really good just chilies and a

sauce is really good just chilies and a

sauce is really good just chilies and a little bit yeah I don't know I think

little bit yeah I don't know I think

little bit yeah I don't know I think it's basically just chilies it's almost

it's basically just chilies it's almost

it's basically just chilies it's almost like a just a plain chili sauce but that

like a just a plain chili sauce but that goes extremely well with them almost and

goes extremely well with them almost and also the moles are nice and hot and

also the moles are nice and hot and

also the moles are nice and hot and fresh wood to make which makes them

fresh wood to make which makes them

fresh wood to make which makes them really good as well

oh the ginger in there makes it really

oh the ginger in there makes it really

oh the ginger in there makes it really good the rest of the food has all

good the rest of the food has all

good the rest of the food has all arrived but I got to finish off these

arrived but I got to finish off these

arrived but I got to finish off these Momo's first B while they're hot and

Momo's first B while they're hot and

Momo's first B while they're hot and fresh and they are so good and what I

fresh and they are so good and what I

fresh and they are so good and what I love about this is a sauce is that it's

love about this is a sauce is that it's

love about this is a sauce is that it's not salty it's just pretty much just


House : Row D, you're fired.

House : I didn't actually count all the resumes.

Cuddy : This is stupid. You can't manage that many people.

You're just gonna keep weeding them out arbitrarily?

Sure, and having them sitting in my office

House : schmoozing about their favorite Algerian surfing movies

is a much better system.

Wait a second. Were you in Row D? Yes.

House : My apologies. My boss says I'm being arbitrary and stupid.

House : Row D is not fired. Row C is fired!

What? Great. Thank you.

House : See, that was not arbitrary.

House : Well, I'd love to chat, but I've been paged.

House : That's interesting.

Apparently, I paged myself.


Blitz : - Thank you, Blitz. - What?

Ted : I'm not The Blitz! The only thing I missed last night was my best friends

Ted : stabbing me in the back by hanging out with my worst enemy.

Zoey : Guys!

Ted : I hate Zoey!

Ted : That means you're supposed to hate her, too! That's your rule, Lily!

Lily : I tried.

Ted : Tried?!

Ted : Lily, do you have any idea

Ted : how many people I've blindly hated for you?

Ted : for eight years,

Ted : only to discover you meant Reese Witherspoon!

Lily : I will hate her until I get my money back for You, Me and Dupree!

Ted : That's Kate Hudson!

Lily : Yeah. That's who I hate.

Lily : Guys, we hate Kate Hudson.

Ted : We hate Zoey!

Ted : I'm so furious at you all right now, but,

Ted : it's Thanksgiving, and I have a Turturkeykey to make.

Ted : And not that I'm The Blitz,

Ted : but could everyone please come with me into the kitchen?


Howard : Ow! Damn. Paper cut. Nothing worse than a paper cut.

Raj : Well, obviously, you don't remember your circumcision.

Sheldon : There's Neosporin and Band-Aids in my top desk drawer.

Howard : Why don't you keep that stuff in the bathroom?

Leonard : He does. And in the kitchen, and in the car, and in his pocket.

Sheldon : Yeah, but the ones in my pocket are mine.

Scene : -Hi. -Hey.

Guess who's gonna be at the comic store on Thursday.

Penny : -Um, can you give me a hint? -Stan Lee.


And then we've also got these cheese wraps

filled with peynir, we've got some olives,

we've got some local village butter,

we got some sausage and french fries

and of course local Turkish tea.

Isn't that beautiful?

- [Together] Ooh!

- Life is good with Trevor.

- laughs Yeah!

- And Ting.

- And Mr. Taster!

- laughs Cheers! - laughs Cheers!

- Thank you!

- Thank you!

See you!

woman speaks in foreign language

Bye bye! speaks in foreign language

woman speaks in foreign language

Bye bye!

Wow, people are so nice in Trabzon.

Mr. Taster speaks in foreign language

woman speaks in foreign language

- Thank you very much.

- [Trevor] Thank you.

Trevor speaks in foreign language

- Bye bye! - [Trevor] Bye bye!

And next up, we're going to the reason

why we came to Trabzon.

To meet with the number one seafood chef in the city,


Jerry : I figured if I showed you what...

Barney : "never stop partying" really looked like,

Jerry : you'd realize you can't do it forever.

Jerry : sighs heavily Oh, well.

Barney : You lied to me all night for your own selfish reasons?

Barney : Daddy...!

Jerry : I wanted to hang out with you-- you're my son.

Jerry : And since you didn't want to come with me and J.J.

Jerry : on that fishing tri--

Jerry : Fishing trip.

Jerry : I'll never make it back in time now.

Hey, you know, a-a pretty good magician like you

Barney : probably knows how to, say,

Barney : get out of a standard set of handcuffs.

Jerry : Perhaps.


And before I forget, I want you to meet Dominika.

House : She's about to become a permanent member of Team House.

Dominika : Nice to be meetings you all.

Chase : Doing what exactly?

Me.

House : We're getting married on Friday.


We're doomed.

They'll take $50 a month from our accounts for the rest of our lives.

Chandler : What are we gonna do?

Monica : You could actually go to the gym.

Ross : Or we could go to the bank...

Ross : ...close our accounts and cut them off at the source.

You're a genius.

Oh, man! But then, we won't be bank buddies.

Now there's two reasons.

Phoebe : You guys, remember that cute client I told you about?


Oh, I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck here at the office all day.

Phoebe : Well, it's a shame that you'll miss the movie...

...because we were gonna see, you know, either Liar Liar...

...or Betrayal or An Affair to Remember.

Chandler : Those are all really old.

Okay, then maybe it'll be-

Rachel : Dude, Where's My Car?

Phoebe : - What? - They're in a car.

Okay. Well, talk to you later, okay? Bye.

Jeez!

Okay, quick. We gotta find a cab and follow them.

Yeah, okay. Let me just grab my night-vision goggles and my stun gun.

Phoebe : I got them.

[scene : - Hey. - Hey. Hi, sweetie.

Monica : Hey, you smell like perfume and cigarettes.


its kimen, dipping ramen in Japan.

slurping

lets go for the hashtag #Doubleslurp

- All right.

slurping

- This stock right here is what it's all about.

Ting's about to take her first bite.

How's that Ting?


Castle : Wait a second. Did you guys see that?

It was right before the bomb went off.

Castle : Ryan, could you take it back 10 seconds?


Robin : Risk it?

Robin : Risk it.


Izzie : I let you down.

Izzie : And I get it if you don't trust me right now, but...

Izzie : Please, George.

Izzie : It's me.

Izzie : It's us.

Bonnie : Please.

MVO : At the end of a day like this,

MVO : a day when so many prayers are answered and so many aren't...

Richard : You've been gone a long time.

Richard : I know you think you died when the Alzheimer's started.

Richard : I know it's a relief to you.

Bailey : I know.

Richard : But it doesn't feel like a relief to me.

Richard : I'm not relieved.

I miss the sound of your voice.

Richard : I miss talking to you.

Richard : I miss you.


- [Missy] Hey you, out, out.

No, come here.

Are you for real right now?

You are literally.

Missy laughs

Look at you guys.

What are you wearing?

- Paw Patrol.


Joey : - Okay. Let's hear your great idea. - I don't have any great ideas.

I am 8.

Joey : There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know...

...if Monica and Chandler move here, and Phoebe's married to Mike...

Joey : ...that just leaves me and Ross and Rach. You know what I mean?

Mackenzie : I really don't.

Joey : What am I gonna do? I feel like I'm losing my friends.

- My parents say I'll make new friends. - Yeah, sure, easy for you.

Joey : You're young. Me? I'm set in my ways.

Mackenzie : This is what my mom was talking about. Whiners are wieners.

Mackenzie : Look, you want your friends to be happy, right?


Look at that

It arrives right when you come in

This huge pot

Look at that

Itâs full of pig feet


I know some things are hard to cure,

Ed : but what I just don't get is why it's taking so long to figure out what's wrong with her.

Cameron : - I know you're scared. I would be too. - I don't feel good.

Foreman : You feeling nauseous?

Honey, are you all right?

Cameron : She's seizing!

Cameron : Get her on her side.

Cameron : I need some Ativan! I'll get it.

- What's happened? - She's having a seizure.

Foreman : She's aspirating. Suction.

Come on, Elyse.


WOLOWITZ : Heads up! Watch out!

Leonard : Are you mad at me?


Michelle : Oh. I know.

Michelle : Whenever I'm around lily,

Michelle : She just brings out that side of me.

Michelle : There's a psychological term for the phenomenon.

Revertigo? No.

Michelle : Actually, it's associative regression. You see,

Michelle : The neural pathways that...

âª come on, baby!

Michelle : Oh, no, you did not just

Michelle : Put on my jam!

Michelle : Oh. Put your hands up, girl!

Holla! Holla!

Narrator : One by one, we all had to go home.

Ted from 2030 : Soon, it was just robin.

Barney : All right.

Barney : I can't find your video.

Barney : I've wasted three days tr...

Barney : What's the matter?

Simon : Uh...


mommy huh got a bow on via huh you want

mommy huh got a bow on via huh you want

mommy huh got a bow on via huh you want to see the baby


Beckett : Yeah, but the evidence is, Castle.

Beckett : We've got Jamal on video wheeling off a dirty bomb.

Castle : Why wasn't he nervous?

Castle : Why wasn't he sweating bullets every time he hit a bump?

Castle : Jamal owned a moving company.

Castle : What if he didn't know what was in the crate?

What if he was just hired to pick it up?

What if he's just a cold-blooded killer?

Well, nothing we've learned points to that with either of these men.

Beckett : Okay, what about that money that Amir received?

Beckett : The money that you traced back to Afghanistan.

To a bank outside Bagram Airbase often used by military personnel.

Castle : Why would a terrorist pick that bank to wire money?

Beckett : Castle, the keys that we used to open that storage unit

Beckett : are from Amir's keychain.

Castle : The killer could've put the key there.

All these bread crumbs that have led us to Amir and Jamal.

Castle : What if they were left there for us to find?

Castle...

Castle : Something else is going on here.

Beckett : Okay, fine, what would you like us to do?

Castle : Talk to the one person who has a different view of Amir.

But I'm going to need your help.

Agent Mark Fallon : Jamal bought these trucks over two months ago.

Agent Mark Fallon : It's a perfect cover for moving material without anyone noticing.

Agent Mark Fallon : Where's the list of his employees?


it's filled with little bits of peanuts

it's filled with little bits of peanuts I call that little grainy

I call that little grainy

I call that little grainy that's all little peanuts and when

that's all little peanuts and when

that's all little peanuts and when you're chewing it that beautiful aroma

you're chewing it that beautiful aroma

you're chewing it that beautiful aroma and flavor of the peanuts

and flavor of the peanuts

and flavor of the peanuts kind of cup fills you up everywhere in

kind of cup fills you up everywhere in

kind of cup fills you up everywhere in your mouth I mean this is like a soup

your mouth I mean this is like a soup

your mouth I mean this is like a soup stir that's the leg of a hand I've never

stir that's the leg of a hand I've never seen this before I'm gonna just take a

seen this before I'm gonna just take a

seen this before I'm gonna just take a bite the most primal way possible the


- We're getting curry udon at the source of udon, in Japan.

Honestly, Japan is such a great place for food and curry.

I was really surprised to learn,

the first time we came to Japan,

that curry is so popular here.

And this really makes sense, why people love it so much,

because they do a really good job of it.

That's one of the best bowls of noodles

we've had on our noodle journey.

- Now I know why people were lining up for this.

laughs

slurping noodles

- [Trevor] And it's really just something so satisfying

about curry, it really just goes so well here with the udon.

It's the spices that give you that warm,

happy feeling inside.

You can eat it all the time; it never gets old.

What an amazing day!


I'm not totally sure what this is

maybe some kind of surf clam.

Oh yeah it has a crunch to it,

gonna follow that with some rice.

And then finally, this is squid maybe, squid?

Slightly slimy but it chews and you can taste the sweetness

coming out of it with every bite.

Okay and then finally the crab,

I haven't had any crab yet today.

soft house music

I like it both with the soy sauce and without.

It does definitely enhances the raw seafood but again

the freshness, the sweetness of the

natural seafood is what stands out

and you really don't need anything.


And I'm Rachel, an admirer of the building.

Ross : I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing away, and I am so sorry for your loss.

-She didn't pass away. -What?

-My mother's still alive. -Oh, thank God!

Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter : It looked like we were gonna lose her this morning, but she's a tough old bird.

Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter : Are you close with her?

Of course. She and I would talk all the time..

in the laundry room.

You speak Dutch?


Sheldon : ...I don't think the two of you would be comfortable on the couch.

-So, what do you want? -It's not what I want.

Sheldon : It's what evolution wants. Human beings are primates.

Sheldon : Primates have evolved to live in groups both for protection and support.

Leonard : But you don't like other people.

Sheldon : I do tonight.

Sheldon : It's scary over there.

Leonard : It's getting scary here too.

Policeman : Um....

"Three Little Kittens"?


Lucas : Help you keep him in line.

Cuddy : You think I need help keeping House in line?

No.

Nope. I'm sorry.

Cuddy : This hospital can't afford...

Lucas : Oh, whatever you can afford.

How did you know I liked roses?

Lucas : I was in your house last night.

Lucas : No, I'm kidding.

Lucas : Who the hell doesn't like roses?

Rachel : I forgot to tell you,

Rachel : the Parker Quartet is going to play at the library fundraiser.

Taub : That's it? It was your idea.

Taub : They'll be great.

Mmm-hmm.

Rachel : You okay?

Taub : I couldn't find the letter opener.

Taub : I went through some of the drawers in your desk, looking for it.

Taub : There were a bunch of statements in there from Jefferson Mutual.

Rachel : I was so close.

Lucas : To what?


Lily : We are going to enjoy a civilized, grownup holiday.

Bob : Not too grownup.

Bob : I made jell-o shots.

We's gonna get silly, bitches.


fried anchovies okay you gotta see this

fried anchovies okay you gotta see this I I put I tell you I put the camera to

I I put I tell you I put the camera to

I I put I tell you I put the camera to get a shot of me bringing the key back

get a shot of me bringing the key back

get a shot of me bringing the key back to me but look what happened let me do a

to me but look what happened let me do a selfie a selfie camera can you see that

selfie a selfie camera can you see that

selfie a selfie camera can you see that my microphone there's foam there will


DEREK : He's separated from his wife. It doesn't make a person giddy.

DEREK : Except in my case.

- He could use somebody to talk to. - So talk to him.

ADDISON : No, I think we both should. So it's clear he has people to turn to.

- Because he's a little depressed? - I don't think he's spoken to Adele.

ADDISON : He's our friend. He's been there for us.

When you get divorced, doesn't that mean your wife stops nagging you?

- If you took the rings off it'd help. - You gonna come with me or not?

- Fine. Yes. OK. - Thank you. And I will try soap.

ADDISON : - For the rings, I mean. - OK.

Oh, yeah! That's what I'm talking about.

Oh, look at you!

FRANK : Do they still look lopsided? I mean, from the seroma?

ALEX : - Most of the swelling has gone down. - Yeah? Oh, yeah.

Dr. Stevens, would you take a look at the twins?

FRANK : Frank would like a woman's perspective.


and since we have already had a

and since we have already had a gargantuan burger today about an hour

gargantuan burger today about an hour

gargantuan burger today about an hour ago we decided to get one full plate

ago we decided to get one full plate

ago we decided to get one full plate which comes with rice and it also got a

which comes with rice and it also got a

which comes with rice and it also got a piece of fish just a la carte just just

piece of fish just a la carte just just

piece of fish just a la carte just just just the steak now both of these are

just the steak now both of these are

just the steak now both of these are gonna be local so we have the black DC

gonna be local so we have the black DC

gonna be local so we have the black DC bass here that's blocking for the

bass here that's blocking for the

bass here that's blocking for the marinade and then we have a lemon ginger

marinade and then we have a lemon ginger and a lemon garlic yellowtail so yeah

and a lemon garlic yellowtail so yeah

and a lemon garlic yellowtail so yeah definitely excited about both of them

definitely excited about both of them

definitely excited about both of them great support oh yeah that just not over

great support oh yeah that just not over beautiful cooked up maybe a little bit

beautiful cooked up maybe a little bit

beautiful cooked up maybe a little bit of rice just because some of those

of rice just because some of those

of rice just because some of those juices are in there yeah it just flakes

juices are in there yeah it just flakes

juices are in there yeah it just flakes off black into black sea bass hands-down

off black into black sea bass hands-down my favorite it's just incredibly fresh


here we go guys

here we go guys this is what's actually behind this is

this is what's actually behind this is

this is what's actually behind this is what's going on what's in there guys

what's going on what's in there guys

what's going on what's in there guys hello oh my god is it bounce on the

hello oh my god is it bounce on the

hello oh my god is it bounce on the trampoline do you not use the phone do

trampoline do you not use the phone do

trampoline do you not use the phone do you leave things in there you're driving

you leave things in there you're driving all right I'm gonna try and run it jump

all right I'm gonna try and run it jump

all right I'm gonna try and run it jump hard keys my toe off the sofa yeah bomb

hard keys my toe off the sofa yeah bomb

hard keys my toe off the sofa yeah bomb was heavy in you yeah I do that

yeah it goes down with you free video


host speaking in foreign language


Joey : -Oh, no. -I was missing out on all this stuff.

Ross : -Joey suggested Rachel move in with me. -Yeah, right.

-What? -Joey cracks me up.

"Have your ex-wife move in. That wouldn't be awkward."

Mona : Imagine, I go away for a few days..

Mona : and my boyfriend is living with a woman he got pregnant.

So, what'd you tell him?

You didn't tell Mona Rachel moved in?

Ross : She seemed to think it was such a crazy idea.

Plus, she got me taffy.

-Really? I've never had any. -Ever?


Mendelson : No worries. I like my nurses naughty.


l want them to get to know Phoebe, not ''Phoebe.''

lt is fun, though, isn't it?

-You've got it. -All right.

lt's hard to stop.

Mike : Well, come on.

Theodore : Phoebe, these are our friends Tom and Sue Engel.

Bitsy : Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself.


Penny : I know.

Sheldon : Although I've always hated how my right frontal lobe looks in pictures.

Beverley : Common complaint among men.

Beverley : Nothing's ever big enough.

Except when they get a tumor. Then you never hear the end of it.

Yeah, I'd love to see a scan of your brain sometime.

Beverley : Oh, I'll send you a link, but its physiology is fairly unimpressive.

Sheldon : Oh, I can't believe that.

Beverley : Your unwillingness to accept empirical evidence suggests an attempt at flattery.

Sheldon : My apologies.

Sheldon : I've been living with your son too long. Gotten into some bad habits.


[Music]

they put fresh clams and just boiled it

they put fresh clams and just boiled it

they put fresh clams and just boiled it right in front of your face with a

right in front of your face with a

right in front of your face with a little scallion and ginger


Alex : Did he just say he was leaving? As in quitting?

Bailey : Dr. Shepherd.

Derek : Dr. Bailey. How was your meeting with the chief?


Alex : Beer, Joe, please.


Wilson : Sound like a plan?

House : What am I missing?

House : You've got that look.

House : You figured this out.

Wilson : You're not here because you care about Kutner.

Wilson : You're here because it's a mystery.

Wilson : You're here for the puzzle.

House : What if I didn't miss anything because there's nothing to miss?

House : He didn't kill himself.

House : He was murdered.


Raj : How's that Hater-ade taste, bro?

Raj : Hey, this isn't the way to work.

Howard : I just want to pop in and make sure Ma's okay.

Raj : I thought Stuart was looking after her.

Howard : He was, but now that her cast is off, he moved out.

Howard : And honestly, I'm kind of glad.

Howard : It was getting a little weird.


Throwback!

- It's like getting trapped in a water tunnel.

- Yep.

upbeat, playful music

- Oh, hey puppies, how's it going?

What is up you guys, Brian here, I thought since

Missy is out showing Ollie a good day

while he is skipping school, I would check on the chickens

because I haven't checked them in a while.

They're normally pretty self contained over here.

But we'll see what they are up to.

By the way check out this gate you guys.

We are building a closure for a new pet we are gonna get.

So comment down below, what new pet do you think

is going to live in this pen.

What new daily bumps pet do you guys wanna see?

Oh, Hey chickens, how's it going?


Well, I kind of have to.

Ross : Because the thing is

The thing is, you know, that you're married to Emily.

Ross : That is what the thing is.

Rachel : Oh, God.

Things won't be weird between us, right? Was that stupid?

Rachel : Me telling you that?

Ross : I'm glad you did.

Ross : If nothing else...

Ross : ...it's always great when someone tells you they love you.

Rachel : That's what I said!

Rachel : -Thank you for being so nice. -No. Thank you for...

Monica : Thank you.

Oh, God. I'm just glad I didn't give you the cassette I made of all of our songs.


Wait, guys. Don't make any rash decisions.

Just remember my promise :

If we get married, three times a week.

Oh, my God. Phoebe...

I'm talking about massages.

No, I'm not.

I know how to settle it. We'll do this.

I'm gonna write "Joey" on one napkin...

and "Ross" on the other napkin and we're gonna pick one.

That person will be our backup. Okay?

-Sounds fair. -All right.

Good. Switching them up.


Beckett : So, our doer cleaned up after himself.

Castle : It takes real presence of mind to put five bullets into a man's chest

Castle : and then keep your cool long enough to pick up after yourself.

Castle : Natural instinct is to run.

Castle : I would say we are most likely dealing with a highly trained assassin.

Beckett : - Time of death? - Based on temperature and lividity,

I'd say between 11 : 00 p.m. And 1 : 00 a.m.

-- [01 : - ID? - Shawn Caldwell.


That word was "swans."

Chandler : Well, seeing that drunk Santa wet himself really perked up my Christmas.


- Without a doubt. Hamid laughing

- [Hamid] So take some bread.

We call it speaking in a foreign language .

It means mashed meat.

- [Mark] Ah.

- [Hamid] Put some pickled for you as well, for you.

- Thank you very much. Hamid laughing

Okay so this one is the mashed chickpeas,

beans and meat all together.

- Ready? - Put that into bread,

and you add some pickled on top.

Mm!


- There's no sign she has myelomatous... - Fascinating.

House : - Call me when we have... - She has a subarachnoid bleed.

House : So, why is our patient bleeding into her brain?

Cameron : Her blood work-up shows her pro-time's elevated.

House : She's bleeding because she's not clotting. So, why is she not clotting?

What did you bring us, Daddy?

The only mood-altering drug was vodka at the back of a drawer.

Cameron : Hiding booze is a classic alcoholic behavior.

Cameron : - That'd explain the bleeding. - What bleeding?

House : You don't remember? She bled all over you this morning. Kidding.

House : Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one.

Cameron : If she's an alcoholic, she would also be more prone to hypercalcemia.

But the tox screen was negative for alcohol.

House : Hey, it was your idea.

House : Now, it's even better. Mommy quits. She gets the DTs.

House : - Even explains the seizure. - It also fits conversion disorder.

Foreman : They're deep in debt, he's working around the clock, they got a new baby.

Foreman : I think the seizure was a physical response to psychological stress.

Boozy Mommy covers more symptoms.

House : Put her in a nice phenobarbital coma before the DTs kill her.


we were about to head off the kids are

we were about to head off the kids are actually up at the kids club

actually up at the kids club

actually up at the kids club and we are about to head off it so

and we are about to head off it so

and we are about to head off it so beautifully yeah yeah look at this thing

beautifully yeah yeah look at this thing yeah look at this thing it's mostly just

yeah look at this thing it's mostly just like food

like food

like food it's a nozaki not pregnant so tonight we

it's a nozaki not pregnant so tonight we are going with same place we're going

are going with same place we're going

are going with same place we're going surf and turf I think it's at 11 : 00 surf


Robin : Hey.

Doug : I'm doug.

Marshall : Oh, hey, I'm marshall.

Doug : Are you going to be staying here for the rest of day?

Marshall : Yeah, I'm actually trying to hide out

Marshall : 'cause I don't want to know who won the super bowl.

Doug : I know who won.

Marshall : Oh, um, that's great, but I really don't want to know,

Marshall : So if you could just keep that to yourself.

Doug : How badly do you not want to know?

Marshall : Excuse me?

Doug : Ten bucks.

Marshall : Are you serious?

Doug : Just went up to eight.

Barney : Unlock me, ted.

Barney : I've never gone this long

Barney : Without calling my bookie.

Barney : He worries.


House : Which one of you is the cheap bastard?

Your uniforms are not wool They're polyester, cheap polyester.

House : Which gets processed with a heavy metal called antimony.

House : You wear badly processed polyester

House : all day and night for days and nights,

and you get antimony poisoning which causes your diarrhea

House : and your numbness in your hands

House : and your collective vomiting.


Wibberly : Because I thought you'd be the same bastard

Norris : you were in med school, but...

House : Keep it.

Wibberly : No. I can get another place.

House : Just take it. I screwed you over.

You got me an A plus.

House : Take it. No.

House : Do I have to shove it down your throat? Take the damn check!


So, if you close me up and then send me home, I get what?

- A couple weeks to live? - You'd have weeks or months, yes.

No. No, you got to take the tumor out.

Because I can survive this. I know I can.

O'Malleys, we're fighters.

Mr. O'Malley, it's just not a good idea.

Harold : My wife... We've been married 40 years.

Harold : I make her crazy.

Forty years.

Harold : She needs me. My family needs me.

I can't tell them there's nothing that can be done when I know I can fight it.

Harold : So... I'm asking for your word.

Harold : I want you to take the tumor out.

Richard : Mr. O'Malley, my job is to do the best I can for you medically.

Harold : Closing me up and sending me home to die isn't best for me.

Harold : Not medically or any other way.

George : Please.

Harold : Take the tumor out.


and the fort were developed and built during Mughal empire.

Something I love about the Walled City is that

it's just, I mean it's a living museum.

There's businesses, there's markets, there's restaurants,

there's stalls, there's jewelry shops.

It's just everybody going about their lives

but within this old, ancient section

of the city surrounded by the wall.

And we're gonna just walk around and explore now.

adventurous music


Jackson,

Thirteen : as hard as it is right now, at least it's out in the open.

You don't have to hide behind a mask.

I found the poem you wrote in your room.

No matter how bad things get,

killing yourself is never the answer.

Jackson : This was an English assignment.

Thirteen : We were supposed to write a poem

Jackson : in the style of Sylvia Plath.

Thirteen : You don't feel this way?

Jackson : I'm sad sometimes.

But I don't want to die.

Jackson : At least, I didn't.

Jackson : Are these antibiotics supposed to make you nauseous?

Thirteen : Yeah, they can.


it's so much fun now I gotta go collect

it's so much fun now I gotta go collect Amelia and my new athletics it all

Amelia and my new athletics it all

Amelia and my new athletics it all started this morning cuz I was like I'm

started this morning cuz I was like I'm

started this morning cuz I was like I'm going to park like a few miles away from

going to park like a few miles away from the school and we're gonna do this in

the school and we're gonna do this in

the school and we're gonna do this in like every morning and boom spawn the

like every morning and boom spawn the

like every morning and boom spawn the revolution no longer shall I sit on my

revolution no longer shall I sit on my

revolution no longer shall I sit on my bump um no longer shall I not do

bump um no longer shall I not do

bump um no longer shall I not do exercise no live shall I be on fixed

exercise no live shall I be on fixed

exercise no live shall I be on fixed home time but I brought Amelia scooter

home time but I brought Amelia scooter

home time but I brought Amelia scooter so she'd be happier what I'll put it on

so she'd be happier what I'll put it on

so she'd be happier what I'll put it on right here until we get to the hills

right here until we get to the hills

right here until we get to the hills like you can get in the hills yourself

like you can get in the hills yourself

like you can get in the hills yourself we just be careful be careful the bumpy

we just be careful be careful the bumpy

we just be careful be careful the bumpy bits okay Oh slow down slow down slow

bits okay Oh slow down slow down slow

bits okay Oh slow down slow down slow down slow down slow be comin round the


But as much as I love exploring Bangkok,

what I love so much about Thailand

is getting out into the countryside

and ah yeah, I love it here.

There, these are bananas.

I'm gonna go check out what else she's growing,

what else Ying's aunt is growing over here.

Oh, it looks like it's basil.

Is it holy basil?

What I love so much about the countryside of Thailand

is the culture, the food, the farms,

the growth, the fruit, the vegetables.

Yeah, I just love the countryside of Thailand

and I love the peacefulness as well.

When you're in the city it's so loud

and so, the pollution and the smog.

There's so much of it.

But in the countryside, it's just so peaceful and relaxed.

This type of banana, in Thai it's called kluay nam wa.


MVO : It's hard not to be haunted by our past.

MVO : Our history is what shapes us, what guides us.

Cristina : - Seriously? - OK, that stops right now.

It's just, I'm waiting for Derek and I'm very tired.


Ted : Sorry. You said "who."

Ted : It reminded me of the owl footage. Genius.

Woman : Sandy. How dare he laugh at you.

Ted : Who does he think...

Ted : Sorry. "Who."

Ted : Anyway. I looked up his address in your contact list.

Robin : God. Tell me you didn't go over there.

Ted : I just thought...

Ted : he needed to listen to common sense and reasonable discourse.

Robin : God. Tell me those aren't the names of your fists.

Ted : They're my feet. I'm more of a kicker.

Ted : So I went to his apartment.


Previously on The Big Bang Theory...

Oh, look at all that chest hair.

And overbite.

Of course you're a Wolowitz.

Son of a bitch, he bit me.

Okay, I guess I'll just go to the emergency room to be safe.

Howie, this is just your hypochondria.

When I sat on the mute button and thought I'd gone deaf,

that was my hypochondria.


Leonard : All right, Sheldon, to start our quest...

...you need to open this Christmas gift I got you.


Rachel : Wait. You forgot your...

...game.

Rachel : Thank you.

-Rach, is this my sweater? -Yeah.

What happened to the sleeve?

Moths?

Chandler : Hey, Rach. There she is, my perfectly proportioned wife.

Rachel : Don't look at me. l never get his jokes.

Rachel : -Thank you? -No, no. Don't thank me.

Thank you. Do you know there is not one thing l would change about you?

Chandler : Not one single thing. And definitely not...

Chandler : ...two single things.


It worked for my parents.

[PLAYING SLOW MUSIC ON PIANO]

Raj : I can't believe I'm sitting here next to little Lalita Gupta.

Lalita : Well, you are.

Raj : Little Lalita.

Raj : That's kind of fun to say.

Raj : Little Lalita, little Lalita, little Lalita.

Raj : - You should try it. - Oh, it's okay.

Raj : You have lost so much weight.

Raj : That must have been difficult for you because you were so, so fat.


Beckett : So the story goes that

Beckett : Cavallo was mentored by this badass Colombian drug lord,

Khazi The Conqueror.

Beckett : And eventually, he put a bullet to his boss' head,

Beckett : slit all of his kids' throats and took over the operation.

Walt Shaw : But I mean,

it's a fairytale.

Charles Shaw : Not to Burns.

Charles Shaw : Not to his daughter.

Charles Shaw : Burns told me he had a contact that was getting him close to Cavallo.

Charles Shaw : The next day, he and his daughter are crossing the street,

Charles Shaw : this car appears out of nowhere.

Charles Shaw : When he came to, his leg was shattered.

Nina was 20 feet away, bleeding out,

and he couldn't even crawl over to hold her.

Charles Shaw : So don't you tell me Cavallo isn't real.

It sounds like Burns was Ahab and Cavallo his white whale.

Well, he did sign in to the hotel as Melville.

Castle : You know, it's that kind of sly humor that Burns was known for.

Castle : And while I am loathe to profile,

Castle : the name Cavallo, also the Italian word for "horse,"

might suggest a link back to the four Nicks.

Beckett : Hey, Ryan.

Beckett : When you were in Narcotics,

Beckett : when was the first time you heard the name Cavallo?


Beckett : when he made that phone call to his ex.

Esposito : You think any of this is connected to that girl in the hospital?

Beckett : No, that was a straight-up car accident,

Beckett : nothing that speaks to any of this.

Beckett : But someone out there has to know what Richie was up to.

Ryan : Well, maybe we should ask Mr. Sampson.

Beckett : Who's Mr. Sampson?

Ryan : I don't know, but these are his night vision goggles.

Mike Sampson : Yeah, they're mine.

Beckett : How did you know the victim, Mr. Sampson?

Sampson : Uh, I did work for Richie here and there.

Sampson : Surveillance, information gathering, the usual P.I. stuff.

He came to me a couple of days ago asking to borrow them.

Beckett : Did he say what he needed them for?

Sampson : Sometimes he would slip me some extra cash not to ask questions.

Castle : Anything else you helped him with?

Sampson : Yeah, he had some questions about alarm schematics.

Uh, like...

Beckett : Like these?

Yeah.

Castle : What about chloroform, Mr. Sampson? Did you give him that, too?

Sampson : No. He had chloroform?

Beckett : Yeah, why, what's wrong?

Sampson : When I gave him the goggles,

Sampson : I asked if there was anything else he needed.

Sampson : He said something.

Sampson : I thought he was joking.

Castle : What did he say?

He asked me, "What's the best way to get rid of a body?"


Leonard : Hold on.

Leonard : What happened with you and Lalita?

Sheldon : We ate, she lectured me on the link between gum disease and heart attacks...

Sheldon : ...nothing I didn't already know, and I came home.

So you're not gonna see her again?

Sheldon : Why would I see her again?

Sheldon : I already have a dentist.

I wonder who's gonna tell his parents that they're not having grandchildren.

[SINGING AND PLAYING "TO LIFE"]

To life, to life, l'chaim

L'chaim, l'chaim, to life

Life has a way of amusing us

Blessing and bruising us

Drink l'chaim, to life

Raj : I don't believe it. What's gotten into him?

Penny : Oh, maybe a couple of virgin Cuba Libres that turned out to be kind of slutty.


So at this restaurant they are doing the cooking

at the corner of the restaurant

and then they just have tables

in the variety of shop houses,

you can choose the shop house you wanna sit at,

but then they also have tables, open air

under the very low ceiling.

What a fantastic dining environment.

Wow, if you're scared of, I'm like actually

my head is right at the top here.

Don't stand up too fast when you come to this restaurant.

The meat sauna that I'm experiencing right now

under this low ledge roof is just indescribable.

You can order just a single bowl,

like if you come here by yourself

you can order a single bowl of noodles


soup was very enlightened was more soy

soup was very enlightened was more soy sauce not as flavorful as dish all right

sauce not as flavorful as dish all right let's dig into this I gotta tell you one

let's dig into this I gotta tell you one thing about this place they give you a

thing about this place they give you a

thing about this place they give you a lot of food there's a lot of noodles in

lot of food there's a lot of noodles in

lot of food there's a lot of noodles in here again the pork here look at this


- [Bryan] That's so cute.

What are you doing, Finn? - Fire!

- [Bryan] You just climbing trees?

Oh yeah, that's for fire, huh?

- Yeah, that's my fire.

- What do you think I should name the snail?

Leave the comment.

- [Bryan] Check it out, boys.

Momma made muffins this morning, huh?

- Yummy, yeah.

- [Bryan] Yeah, is that a banana one?

That's so cool.

Momma made cinnamon muffins and banana nut muffins.

I think you got some in your nose. laughing

Hey, you guys think Finn has anything on his face?

Let me know down in the comments below.

I think he does.

Is that a yummy muffin?

Take another bite!

Arrgh.

Take the biggest bite you can.

Did you just hit the camera with the muffin?

- Be careful, don't do that. - You gotta be careful.

It's wild, I'm telling you!


Oh, thank you!

I stopped to buy some starfruit,


it's wonderful completely crispy you

it's wonderful completely crispy you

it's wonderful completely crispy you taste a little bit of the oil flavor

taste a little bit of the oil flavor

taste a little bit of the oil flavor there might be a little bit of salt in

there might be a little bit of salt in

there might be a little bit of salt in there there's just something so

there there's just something so

there there's just something so incredibly relaxing and satisfying about

incredibly relaxing and satisfying about locking these heritage streets of old

locking these heritage streets of old

locking these heritage streets of old Luang Prabang it's it's really peaceful

Luang Prabang it's it's really peaceful

Luang Prabang it's it's really peaceful hi okay I've said that a few too many

hi okay I've said that a few too many

hi okay I've said that a few too many times today but it really is and it's

times today but it really is and it's

times today but it really is and it's beautiful it's beautiful the the mix of

beautiful it's beautiful the the mix of

beautiful it's beautiful the the mix of the culture the the influence of the

the culture the the influence of the

the culture the the influence of the French architecture with the local Lao

French architecture with the local Lao

French architecture with the local Lao culture and architecture I am at peak

culture and architecture I am at peak

culture and architecture I am at peak relaxation right now not a day can


- [Brian] And we have a really cool one

we want to give you guys for June.

Alright, help mama.

- It's a new dog!

- [Brian] Laughs.

- I'm holding it's mouth so it doesn't bark.


Chase : You swallow it, and it goes all the way through your system.

Chase : The antennae pick up the signal from the pill.

Then we look at the video of your intestines,

Chase : see where the blood is coming from, and fix it.


- How does sleeping on your back feel?

- I haven't done that yet.

- [Bryan] So, have you done some interesting

things on your pregnancy challenge?

- Oh, yeah.

We've been having so much fun walking

around the stores and doing weird things, so.

- [Bryan] Oh, that is awesome.

All right, you guys.

Click the belly in the iCard in the corner

to go check out Cassie's pregnancy challenge.

What do you think, Carlos, seeing her

be pregnant all day?


Kutner : Cameron's in charge? When did that happen?

You're going to destroy her, aren't you?

House : I am going to do my job. If that involves leaving her a rotting pulp...

Cameron's going to mark her territory.

Foreman : She'll probably overcompensate

Foreman : and destroy you. Bleeding ulcer.

Thirteen : Scope of the stomach and lungs were clean,

Thirteen : yet she continues to spit up blood from both her stomach and lungs.

Means there's probably something wrong with the blood itself,

leukemia, von Willebrands.

Thoracic tumor's a better fit.

Thirteen : Erodes into her airway and esophagus, explains the...

House : Oh, will you two stop it already?

Thirteen : Stop what? Disagreeing.

Thirteen : Okay. Which one of us shouldn't have an opinion?

House : It's not an opinion, it's a smoke screen.

You toss out a lame idea instead of agreeing with Foreman's better idea

House : because you're worried that will confirm

House : that he's boldly gone where no man has gone before.

Kutner : You slept with Foreman?

Thirteen : Sorry. You were busy.

Foreman : Drop it, House.

Foreman : We're seeing each other, end of discussion.

Foreman : Anything else isn't relevant.

House : It's extremely relevant. Apparently, it colors everything.

House : Now I have no idea if you have differing opinions

House : because you have differing opinions

House : or because you're just trying to prove that you can think for yourselves.

Thirteen : How about you just judge our ideas on their own merit?

House : You don't want me to do that.

Go run a bleeding time test, confirm our patient's blood is screwy,


Sheldon : ...do you truly believe that you were ever fit to be a cheer leader?

Look, I just don't think that the guys and Leonard...

Penny : ...really meant to hurt you. They just told an unfortunate lie...

Penny : ...to deal with a difficult situation. You know what it's like?

Remember the new Star Trek movie? Kirk has to take over the ship...

...so he tells Spock stuff he knew wasn't true.

Penny : Like saying Spock didn't care his mom died.

Sheldon : I missed Comic-Con and the new Star Trek movie?

[SOBBING]

Raj : -I like the new look. -Thanks.

Howard : I call it the Clooney.


The smoky roasted chilies in it.

The meat feast is over,

we're moving over to the fruit buffet.

So this would be very traditional Lebanese

to have just platters, huge trays of fruit.

And it's actually typically served this way,

traditionally served this way on a separate table.

You move to a different table.

The quantity, the variety, the like fresh, natural

ingredients, foods of Lebanon.

Lebanese know how to, know how to enjoy life

that is without a doubt.

- Mark, Mark, Mark.

both laugh

- Fadi. It's safe to say Fadi's happy.

- [Mark] It's safe to say mumbles giggle

- I'm more than happy, something is happening in my mouth

that I can't even both laugh

- Let's not get there at this point.


so they are like this.

percussion sounds


Penny : Uh, well, you know your private bathroom?

Dan : Yeah? That was supposed to be for the whole floor.

Bernadette : You're kidding. DAN : No, no.

Dan : It's okay. It only really affected Wheelchair Kathy,

Dan : and she's back in the hospital now,

Dan : so it all worked out.

Bernadette : I feel so bad. Yeah.

Penny : Well, then, maybe

Penny : you shouldn't have named her "Wheelchair Kathy."

Oh, my God!

Bernadette : I thought everybody liked me, but I'm just a monster.

Dan : But a cute one, like that, uh, eyeball guy in Monsters, Inc.

Bernadette : No, I'm the worst.

Bernadette : I'm a terrible person.

Dan : Come on, don't cry. It's okay.

crying : It's not okay.

Bernadette : How can I even work here anymore? Oh.

Penny : Because this company needs you. DAN : It's fine.

Dan : We don't mind paying for the coffee.

Bernadette : I can't let you do that.

Dan : Maybe we could get you

Dan : an espresso machine for your office.


OK, have fun.

Sheldon : Do you want to come with me?

Amy : Really? I do.

Hey, guys, wait up!

Raj : There you go. All cozy wozy.

Raj : Here, let's see what the doctor says to keep an eye out for.


Sheldon : You naughty girl.

Sheldon : You went to the Wizarding World theme park without me.

Sheldon : I did.


Without being mushy at all,

you can feel the texture, but it's so tender.

upbeat jazz music

Oh that's like chicken breast I believe,

but it's so moist and it kinda has a cardamom,

I think there's cardamom in that sauce,

you can taste the cardamom in there.

Okay next dish, some kind of a chicken.


our driver just made me one hmm no I do

our driver just made me one hmm no I do like to taste though the taste is like

like to taste though the taste is like

like to taste though the taste is like earthy and and green and like smoky all

earthy and and green and like smoky all

earthy and and green and like smoky all at the same time we just arrived to ha

at the same time we just arrived to ha

at the same time we just arrived to ha and yin and I are going to be staying in

and yin and I are going to be staying in a farm stay which is like a homestay but

a farm stay which is like a homestay but a farm and so we just arrived we're

a farm and so we just arrived we're

a farm and so we just arrived we're going in now the family has just

going in now the family has just

going in now the family has just welcomed us into their home we're

welcomed us into their home we're

welcomed us into their home we're sitting around the wood fire stove which

sitting around the wood fire stove which is really warm and then we're just

is really warm and then we're just

is really warm and then we're just having a cup of tea twelve this is a


He stole my peanut and ran.

Look it, they're fighting over 'em now.

These are the blue jay's that live outside the cabin.


right we are all home now was that a fun was that a fun trick-or-treating was

was that a fun trick-or-treating was

was that a fun trick-or-treating was that fun trick-or-treating huh

that fun trick-or-treating huh

that fun trick-or-treating huh you can eat some with that fun

you can eat some with that fun

you can eat some with that fun trick-or-treating everybody is it really

trick-or-treating everybody is it really cold you see a little man's first

cold you see a little man's first

cold you see a little man's first trick-or-treating

trick-or-treating

trick-or-treating huh all right are you guys happy look I

huh all right are you guys happy look I

huh all right are you guys happy look I said I know exactly let's go climb in

said I know exactly let's go climb in

said I know exactly let's go climb in and we hooked up with Sophia Bella Lily

he did find a mama dog is that Nucky's

he did find a mama dog is that Nucky's

he did find a mama dog is that Nucky's he buggies geez these Aggies aren't here


is just like basically screwed you know

is just like basically screwed you know core there at the moment and so all the

core there at the moment and so all the

core there at the moment and so all the pressures kind of going to your lower

pressures kind of going to your lower

pressures kind of going to your lower back so it makes sense so I'm trying to

back so it makes sense so I'm trying to

back so it makes sense so I'm trying to do exercises for both and like stretches

do exercises for both and like stretches for both again my walks are not hardcore

for both again my walks are not hardcore like don't feel like the waltz I feel

like don't feel like the waltz I feel

like don't feel like the waltz I feel like they're actually helping if

like they're actually helping if

like they're actually helping if anything cuz I'm not like running I'm

anything cuz I'm not like running I'm

anything cuz I'm not like running I'm not like going through the pain or

not like going through the pain or

not like going through the pain or anything I'm literally taking it easy

anything I'm literally taking it easy

anything I'm literally taking it easy we're in Carlitos Carlito and his

we're in Carlitos Carlito and his

we're in Carlitos Carlito and his running away she's pretending I don't

running away she's pretending I don't

running away she's pretending I don't know those people your autograph

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] or today was just a day and you don't

or today was just a day and you don't

or today was just a day and you don't with it okay but tomorrow is a boy it

with it okay but tomorrow is a boy it

with it okay but tomorrow is a boy it needs to lie you've seen it up before


Ryan : I know someone that can help us out.

CLANKING

You're here to let me out?

Ryan : Not to let you out, Finn.

Ryan : To set you free.

SCOFFS

Finn : You cops, man.

Finn : What's that supposed to mean, "Set me free"?

Ryan : The truth, Finn.

Ryan : The truth sets you free.

Ryan : I've been looking for it all night,

and I finally found it.

Ryan : Who knew the truth would be hiding in a juvie report from 1996?

You got grabbed up moving paper for a Chinatown bookie.

Ryan : Do you remember who bailed you out? Hmm?


Chandler : Crazy bitch.

I got a week left to go. According to the rules...

... I can't conduct personal experiments, if you know what I mean.


speaking in foreign language

So that's the dip.

Oh, it has garlic water.

Oh, fried caramelized scallions, pepper.

Oh, and chili.

speaking in foreign language

You see, she's putting that rice flour.

speaking in foreign language

Yeah, she's putting the rice flour, spreading it out,

and then she's gonna put this pork mushroom mix on top.

Oh yeah, here it is.

Oh, there it is.

- Banh cuon. - Banh cuon.

Nice.


Wait, I can do this.

Chandler : I thought that it mattered...

Chandler : what I said or where I said it.

Chandler : Then I realized...

Chandler : the only thing that matters is that you...

Chandler : You make me happier than I ever thought I could be.

And if you let me...

I'll spend all my life trying to make you feel the same way.

Monica...

Chandler : will you marry me?


That's been one heck of a seesaw, hasn't it?

What?

I mean, look, that one night we had was fun and certainly passionate.

But don't you think it's better if we just stay friends?

Rachel : Seriously, what?

Okay. You know what?

Ross : If you want to, we can do it one more time.

I mean, I'd be okay with that. In fact, I have some time right now..

Okay.

You know what? Can I talk now?

Ross : -Oh, sure. -Okay.

I'm pregnant.


Izzie : OK.

Olivia : - Sats down to 86 percent. - Cric pressure, please.

George : OK. I see cords. Tube. Hurry.

George : Check for breath sounds.

Olivia : Clear and equal.

Olivia : CO2 detector mellow yellow.

Olivia : Smooth moves, doctor.

George : Kicked ass.

[Laughs]


Leonard : -It's obviously a typo. -Perhaps.

Or perhaps this restaurant's now a front for organized crime.

Sheldon : For all we know, the mobster sauce...

Sheldon : ...contains actual chunks of deceased mobsters.

Raj : No, no, no. I think it just means it's the kind of sauce that mobsters like.

Howard : It doesn't mean any of that. It's a typo.

Leonard : -You know what? Let's just get a pizza. -Good idea. We'll go to Corleone's.

Howard : Sure, no mobsters there.

Sheldon : You know, the more I think about it...

Sheldon : ...the mobster sauce couldn't possibly contain chunks of mobster.

LEONARD : And why is that? -It was listed under "seafood."

Leonard : What if they were mobsters who slept with the fishes?

Sheldon : Leonard, are we having a serious conversation or not?

LEONARD : What the--?


House!


Joey : - Hey, good race, you guys. - Yeah, see you later.

Monica : No. No, no. Wait.

Monica : We didn't lose.

Monica : The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser.

Monica : Well, our dog never crossed the finish line. So technically-

Chandler : They left.


House : Lack of delta sleep can lead to hallucinations.

Wilson : Do you have any other neurological symptoms?

House : Don't think so.

Aphasia? No.

Wilson : Memory loss? No.

Irritability? Yeah, that one.

Amber : Don't deflect. He cares about you.

Wilson : You shouldn't be practicing. You care about him. Tell him...

At least until... Enough.

House : Don't give me the look. I told you I was hallucinating.

Wilson : Who were you talking to?

House : Someone who's not actually here, beyond that seems irrelevant.

Wilson : Your mind made a choice. It means something.

Amber : You know he's just gonna keep asking.

Kutner.

Amber : Good choice. He feels bad.

House : You gonna help me or not?


Cuddy : It's fine V-fib. I'm going again. Clear!

We're gonna lose them both. Clamp!

House : The surgery's not doing this to her. The fetus is.

Cuddy : Step away, House. I'm going again.

House : The only way to save her is to cut away the anchor holding her down.

Cuddy : You keep going, you're gonna get electrocuted.

Clear!


you don't always know where they go but

you don't always know where they go but there's so many like staircases leading

there's so many like staircases leading

there's so many like staircases leading down to the next roads or a little

down to the next roads or a little

down to the next roads or a little alleyways secret passageways and then we

alleyways secret passageways and then we are staying in the old part of Cusco so

are staying in the old part of Cusco so

are staying in the old part of Cusco so there is a new part there is a modern

there is a new part there is a modern

there is a new part there is a modern part of the city but the old the old

part of the city but the old the old

part of the city but the old the old city has so much charm it's so cool the

city has so much charm it's so cool the

city has so much charm it's so cool the narrow streets the the stone and then

narrow streets the the stone and then

narrow streets the the stone and then around this area because it is the

around this area because it is the

around this area because it is the center because it is cusco has so many

center because it is cusco has so many

center because it is cusco has so many tourists this is kind of the main

tourists this is kind of the main

tourists this is kind of the main touristy area there's a lot of hotels

touristy area there's a lot of hotels

touristy area there's a lot of hotels here there's a lot of restaurants


We hung out in an abandoned tree house

and we just found a trap door!


Phoebe : And compared to Emma, she's a reaI dog.

- Phoebe, all babies are beautifuI. - Oh, okay.

No. Phoebe, just the idea of pitting one baby against another...

Rachel : ...I mean, you know, and judging who's cuter just for a trophy...

Rachel : - And a thousand dollars. - ... is something I'm very interested in.

Rachel : Oh, please, do not tell Ross.

He still believes that what's on the inside is important.

Okay. And Emma needs a cowgirI outfit for the competition.

Rachel : Where am I gonna get a cowgirI outfit on Thanksgiving?

Phoebe : Well, I was thinking-

Rachel : Take the clothes off Joey's Cabbage Patch Kid!

Monica : Did someone drop the baton again?

Chandler : Why come all the way from Kansas to do that?


very citrusy try this the glob of fugu

very citrusy try this the glob of fugu rare I did not enjoy that the skin was

rare I did not enjoy that the skin was

rare I did not enjoy that the skin was okay for me because I had some texture

okay for me because I had some texture

okay for me because I had some texture of the rest was like him pardon me for

of the rest was like him pardon me for

of the rest was like him pardon me for saying this it tasted like a boss not me

saying this it tasted like a boss not me I don't know how to describe that it is

I don't know how to describe that it is

I don't know how to describe that it is it like a ball of snot I almost couldn't

it like a ball of snot I almost couldn't swallow that this is a lean piece of

swallow that this is a lean piece of

swallow that this is a lean piece of fugu and it looks like it's a rib again

fugu and it looks like it's a rib again

fugu and it looks like it's a rib again there's bones inside a lot of bones


Joey : Put your hands together.

Monica : Joey, take your time with that. That's my last batch.

Joey : No more jam?

Rachel : Well, what happened to your jam plan?

I figured out I'd need to charge 17 bucks a jar just to break even.


grilling right over the flame,

and you smell the tandoori spices in the air,

you know it's gonna be good.

It is so good to be exploring Jaipur for street food.

And right up here we're gonna have grilled paneer, right?

- Yeah, paneer tikka and soya chaap.

- Oh, paneer tikka.


Raj : Oh, my God, here he comes. This is it.

- What the hell is that thing? - I don't know.

Sheldon on screen : This is Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

Sheldon on screen : Experimental log.

Wormhole generator, test 44.


Then you can get your pants on.

Yeah, hold on.


Okay, look, I'm sorry.

Mickey : But I lied because I didn't want it getting out.

Castle : That you two were fighting?

Mickey : It's hard enough filling the man's shoes around here.

Mickey : I don't need the tabloids writing about us getting into it

Mickey : on the night he died. So, I lied. So what?


- Wow, thank you very, yeah.

- It says expensive.

- It says expensive, really?

- Yes.

- It melts in your mouth.

- [Woman] 20,000.

- 20,000 for one box?

Wow.

- Just for you. laughs

- That's very nice, and look at all this Shasimi.

- Yes.

- So what do we have here?


[GREMLINS CHITTERING ON TV]

Sheldon : This movie baffles me every time we watch it.


it's not mantra like myself again the

it's not mantra like myself again the Terran natural we were getting it

Terran natural we were getting it

Terran natural we were getting it exactly as you kind of taxi guy just

exactly as you kind of taxi guy just

exactly as you kind of taxi guy just drove off you didn't even give us a

drove off you didn't even give us a

drove off you didn't even give us a chance to like sit down roughly love my

chance to like sit down roughly love my

chance to like sit down roughly love my old car my old car doesn't it look like

old car my old car doesn't it look like

old car my old car doesn't it look like a shark yeah it does run always until

a shark yeah it does run always until

a shark yeah it does run always until you're talking to your nail in my car I

you're talking to your nail in my car I

you're talking to your nail in my car I was terrified that I might be in trouble

was terrified that I might be in trouble play knows but you

play knows but you

play knows but you as Angela I read the women are from Mars

as Angela I read the women are from Mars men are from Venus well let them I have

men are from Venus well let them I have

men are from Venus well let them I have vision pay attention

vision pay attention

vision pay attention anyway we are doing number zero taxi

anyway we are doing number zero taxi

anyway we are doing number zero taxi right there it's right there yeah we got

right there it's right there yeah we got it we got it we scored one ladies first

and London Victoria meets didn't want to


Sheldon : I don't know.

Sheldon : I was on the Pasadena Freeway, and missed my exit...

Sheldon : ...flew off the overpass, and one thing led to another.

Maybe you wanna give it a rest and try again tomorrow.

Sheldon : No. I quit.

[CAR CRASHES AND MAN SCREAMS ON SIMULATOR]

[CROWD CLAMORING ON SIMULATOR]


Wow, nasi Padang.

- [Man] Okay.

- [Trevor] Beef rendang.

Trevor speaks in foreign language


-I've got a surprise. -You got another ex-wife back there?

Ross : Please start drinking.

-I'm just gonna grab the phone. -Rachel, wait.

I hope you don't take this the wrong way.

Ross : -What are you doing? -Do you need the phone?

No.

Ross is too nice to say it, but this is his apartment.

We need boundaries, so why don't you go back to your place.

Rachel : But, Mona, I live here.


Beckett : If he was playing soccer in the park,

he might be a part of an organized team or a league.

Castle : And youth leagues have websites that you can go to.

The parents and kids can track scores and standings.

Ryan : I spoke to the league commissioner

and only one 10 to 12-year-old team practiced on Tuesday,

Ryan : the Wildcats.

Castle : - There! - There!


Previously : - Who says that in the middle of sex?

I don't know. It was the heat of the moment.

No, the heat of the moment is, "Oh, yeah, just like that."

Not, "Will you marry me?"

NASA really wants my telescope up on the Space Station...

...so they're putting me on an earlier launch.

- When? - A week from Friday.

What? But we're getting married that Sunday.


Barney...

Barney, you need to find a girl

And have sex with her asap.

That is what dudes do after a breakup.


Baby?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

It was all my fault.

I am so drunk.

When I'm this drunk, I go crazy!

I bet you do.

Check this out.


all right who is the most underrated


Beckett : He told someone that his ship was coming in. What does that mean?

Mrs Faris : His ship was always coming in. That was Tyler.

Mrs Faris : Always working an angle.

Beckett : Ma'am, I'll need the names of all the enemies your son may have had.

Mrs Faris : You're gonna need a bigger pad.

Ryan : Larceny, assault, fraud. You name it, Tyler Far is has done it.

Ryan : Still, nobody deserves ending up like that.

Esposito : He got what was coming to him.

Ryan : Dude, that's for the criminal justice system to decide.

Esposito : Maybe a sword is a justice system.

Ryan : Yeah, if you're Quentin Tarantino, maybe.

Esposito : He made lots of calls to an untraceable burner phone in the past six months.

Esposito : Behavior consistent with a criminal dirtbag.

Esposito : Check this out.

Esposito : Tyler Faris got into an altercation at a bodega three days ago.

Esposito : He was gone by the time the cops showed up,

Esposito : but the shopkeeper says that he was

Esposito : fighting with some other guy over money.

Ryan : This other guy have a name?

Esposito : Yeah. Tony Valtini. This guy's got a record, too.


laughing

Alright, we've got the balloons loaded.

We've got all the party supplies.

I just have to swing by and grab a cake.

laughing

Yes, I'm going all out for this guys.

I feel like a lot of people are wondering,

"Wait, I thought Draco was a boy."

Draco's name is Draco.

We call him a boy.

The truth is when Ollie magically made his bearded dragon

appear, which if you haven't seen it,

it's the cutest video ever.

I'll have it linked in the icard.

Um, he was so tiny there was no way of knowing.

So Ollie just picked his name as Draco.


Ha-ah! Target acquired. Dig deep. Mm-hmm!

Ted : Excuse me. Excuse me.

Hey, it's a nice party, huh?

Yeah, it's great.

Do you guys work for the company?

Yeah, it's called

"I'm gonna get in your panties, incorporated."

Gross!

Dude!

I don't know. That was terrible.

I am so sorry.

Wait a minute. It's okay. It's okay. It's fine.

It's a numbers game. I'm cool.

Model... Model.


Leonard : ...I checked in with you to see how you'd feel about it.

Sheldon : Fine. The record shall so reflect.

Sheldon : Now, getting back to the problem at hand...

Sheldon : ...what to do with a washed-up experimental physicist.

Leonard : I am not washed-up.

Sheldon : Oh, Leonard.

Lots of people Iove you and want to help you...

Sheldon : ...but they can't until you admit the problem.

Ugh. Well, ladies, we killed the bottle.

- I had haIf a glass. - I didn't have any.

Penny : Okay, don't judge me.

So, what do you wanna do? Go to the movies, go dancing...

...lay down for a little bit? Ahem.

Amy : Or we play...

Amy : ...Travel Twister.


Look at that!


The Singing Man : Come on!

Chandler : Gunther, can I get two cups of chino, please?

Gunther : Good one.

The Singing Man : Come on. Season tickets!

Rachel : Season tickets! You know what that means?

I'm not giving up the apartment.

When I was a kid, my dad's company gave season tickets...

...to the No. 1 salesman every year. My dad never won.

Of course, he wasn't in sales. But still, I never forgot that!

Monica : Hey guys!

Joey : Oh, my God!

We don't make enough fun of you already?


Martha : But I am pleased to see that distance

Martha : has given you some perspective. Good.

Alexis Castle : Oh, hey, Dad.

Hey.

Alexis : I see you made bail.

Castle : Alexis, your hair! When did you do that?

Uh, three years ago. Before I moved to LA.

LA?

Martha : Richard, don't start. Alexis is here for a few days.

Martha : She's taking time off from saving the world

Martha : to come to my opening night.

Castle : Okay. Okay, that's it.

Castle : That's it. I'm done.

Alexis : Gram, is he okay?

Martha : He had a rough night.

Oh.

Castle : Whatever all of this is,

Castle : a coma, a dream,

Castle : some weird hallucination,

Castle : or even just an undigested bit of pizza...

Castle : I'm ending it.

Castle : It's time to wake up.


Isn't that cute?

- I mean, it is cute but...

- [Bryan] Did you forget about the attention you get

when you're pregnant?

- Yeah, I did.

I don't really want it.

- [Bryan] Yeah!

Now you just feel different,

having two kids and being pregnant,

you feel like maybe there's like a judgment there

or are you just realizing it, you think?

- I don't think it's judgment.

I think I'm just like nervous 'cause

I'm not really pregnant.

- [Bryan] Alright, come on boys, we got a busy day!


Howard : I love Neil Diamond.


House : Hike up your skirt.

Amber : That's rude, even for you.

House : Hike it down then. You're wearing a black bra. Let's see the underwear.

No!

House : You two cut a deal.

Amber : If you're not cheating, you're not trying hard enough.

Kutner : So, you're not wearing any underwear?

Foreman : There's a guy bleeding...

House : Foreman, she's not wearing any underwear. You used to be more fun.

House : She's not wearing any underwear, big deal.

Foreman : When she stops wearing clothes, then we can drop the medical stuff.

House : Let me see the MRI film.

Kutner : We didn't get any images.

Kutner : He started screaming as soon as I turned it on.

House : Define soon.

Kutner : I didn't even get a chance to sit down.

House : You guys ever wonder

House : how he was going to get out of that water tank?

You, come.


that was an experience mmm snow roll and you can actually the contrast that's

you can actually the contrast that's

you can actually the contrast that's like almost a hundred degree Celsius

like almost a hundred degree Celsius

like almost a hundred degree Celsius contrast in temperatures you can

contrast in temperatures you can

contrast in temperatures you can actually feel your skin kind of tingling

actually feel your skin kind of tingling a little bit yeah tingly okay final

a little bit yeah tingly okay final

a little bit yeah tingly okay final round three success unbelievable yeah

round three success unbelievable yeah

round three success unbelievable yeah smoking like the chicken I'm probably

smoking like the chicken I'm probably

smoking like the chicken I'm probably like half cooked that was fantastic


because you might you might bump one of

because you might you might bump one of the dishes over and break it and have to

the dishes over and break it and have to pay for it those are the dishes that we

pay for it those are the dishes that we

pay for it those are the dishes that we just ate off of that was a first for me

just ate off of that was a first for me

just ate off of that was a first for me and the food was the food was delicious

and the food was the food was delicious

and the food was the food was delicious very very simple flavors but very

very very simple flavors but very

very very simple flavors but very beautiful and very fresh and very very

beautiful and very fresh and very very

beautiful and very fresh and very very healthy tasting as well everything's

healthy tasting as well everything's

healthy tasting as well everything's being cleared up and then oh we're about

being cleared up and then oh we're about better yes stowed away in this in this

better yes stowed away in this in this

better yes stowed away in this in this closet here

closet here

closet here the futons that we're going to sleep on


Ross : All we need is teamwork. We're gonna lift the car...


If you'll excuse us...

I would like to speak to Elizabeth alone for a moment.


Ryan : Actually, I take that back.

Ryan : Someone is very interested in you.

Ryan : Whoever set you up.

Ryan : Somebody went to a significant amount of trouble to frame you.

Ryan : And now...

Ryan : Now you know too much.

Ryan : You're a loose end.

Ryan : I don't see a very bright future for you.

Chambers : You honestly expect me to believe a word you say?

All right. It's up to you. It's your life.

Ryan : Just tell me everything about how you got backstage,

Ryan : and I'll keep you safe.

Ryan : If not, I can't help you.

Ryan : Nobody can.

Ryan : Just think about it.

Ryan : Um, but don't think too long.


Hmm, oh! Just open that!

That was way easy! Come on, buddy!

Let's see what we find, okay?

So like I said before, this is

kind of like an abandoned part of our area.

We don't ever come over here, but there's some weird things.

Whoa! You already found somethin'?


made it to the top or to that to the

made it to the top or to that to the platform section and how about another

platform section and how about another

platform section and how about another stairs keeps on going it's pretty tough

yeah I can I can say with certainty that I'm feeling all that cheese right now oh


Excuse me. I... I have to work.


Barney : Wait, wait, I can't do this. She'll never take me seriously.

Barney : She thinks I'm some womanizing idiot.

Hey. We both know you're more than that.

Okay, just show Robin the Barney I met the other day.

Barney : You mean the insecure, touchy-feely she-male

Barney : - who sounded alarmingly close to Ted? - Hey, Ted hit that for over a year.

Barney : Wish me luck.

Ted : I just thought it'd be fun to watch a movie tonight,

and since you've never seen Star Wars, I figured, why not? No big deal.

Ted : - It's pretty good. - Sounds like a plan.

Hey, I'm just gonna grab a beer. You want one?

Ted : The movie's already started, so...

Yeah, it's just some words flying through space.

- I mean, I'm not going to read that anyway. - Oh, my God.


Sheldon : That would be my understanding.

Sheldon : On a less painful subject,

Sheldon : what size T-shirt do you take?

Sheldon : Raj, you were being a good friend,

Sheldon : and my illness was no excuse for my behavior.

Sheldon : I hope that you can accept my apology.

Raj : Of course I do.

Sheldon : And, Emily, I'm sorry for saying dermatologists

Sheldon : aren't real doctors.

Sheldon : And I'm sure you're tired of hearing that.

Emily : Do you honestly think I hear that a lot?

Sheldon : Well, I would imagine when your job is popping zits


Leonard : Hey, Barry, we're in trouble.

Leonard : We need liquid helium... does the department have any we can use?

Sorry, there's a shortage.

Barry : And what we do have I need for my quantum excitation study.

Sheldon : But you won't need much for that.

True, but if it's successful,

I'm having a party with balloons.

Leonard : Come on, Barry, there's a Swedish team

Leonard : trying to run our experiment before us.

Leonard : Can't you spare any?

Barry : Be honest... if the shoe was on the other foot,

Barry : would you do this for me?


Whoa, and you can see it's coming together now.

Kokoretsi.

Look at how detailed that is.


So is an ear infection, but since he didn't test positive for that either...

I want to do the Kveim-Siltzbach test.

House : Do you have any idea how much paperwork Cuddy's gonna need signed?

House : Do it.

So...

How's the patient's father?

"Tell my dad I'm sorry?"

Might as well have waved a red flag at a bull.

Cameron : He's not coming.

House : Well, it's not a tragedy.

Dad doesn't wanna see him, he doesn't wanna see the dad.

House : You're the only one who wants them together.

Cameron : - He asked. - He thought he was dying.

House : Dying people lie, too.

Wish they'd worked less, they'd been nicer,

House : they'd opened orphanages for kittens.

If you really wanna do something, you do it, you don't save it for a sound bite.

Cameron : What did you say when you thought you were dying?

House : On the other hand...

House : His dad tossed him out. So what's our guy wanna apologize for?

Cameron : Everybody has regrets.

Cameron : If the growths in your lungs and heart are sarcoid,

Cameron : your body will recognize this material, and we'll see a reaction on your arm.


And the juices from the chicken have just bubbled out into all of the bowl here

Actually there is not a lot of flavor to it and itâs quite tough


Monica trusted me with something and she shouldn't have!


Starting up first with the famous dehi wada.

Let's eat.

And next up guys, we are in Regal Chowk,

this is one of the main squares of downtown Lahore.

You can feel the history here and right up ahead,

there's a famous street with some street food.

We are gonna have the dehi wada,

one of the best dehi wada, local little chaat snacks,

in Pakistan. Let's go try it out.

This is it guys.

Hi.

Peace be upon you.

- Thanks so much.

- Thank you.

- How are you?


pass or just in the front and for the

pass or just in the front and for the last couple of days

last couple of days

last couple of days daddy's been very busy making a

daddy's been very busy making a

daddy's been very busy making a very special video so this is like the

very special video so this is like the

very special video so this is like the first draft of this animation that I've

first draft of this animation that I've

first draft of this animation that I've been working on which is coming on

been working on which is coming on

been working on which is coming on Sunday the friendliest friends okay but

Sunday the friendliest friends okay but

Sunday the friendliest friends okay but it was voiced by Amelia and Eduardo you

it was voiced by Amelia and Eduardo you

it was voiced by Amelia and Eduardo you ready we're going to show you a little

ready we're going to show you a little

ready we're going to show you a little tiny clip and snippet not cool guys I'm


- Why? - Come on.

You were gonna go in a rocket designed in the 1960s by the Russians.

Howard : Yeah, so?

Leonard : When was the last time you heard someone say :

"Ooh, check out this Blu-ray player. It must be good, it was buiIt in Russia"?

Howard : Well, their technology isn't that bad.

Raj : When you come back to Earth in a Soyuz capsule, you free-fall from space...

Raj : ...at 500 miles per hour, and the only thing that slows you down...

...is a parachute that pops out before you crash into the ground.

The thing was designed by the same brilliant minds...

Raj : ...who were unable to capture Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Howard : All right, well, whatever. l wasn't worried.

Raj : You weren't?

Okay, let me explain the difference between you and me.

Howard : You watch Star Trek, I live it.


And it's an amazing little spot.

He's so friendly, the aroma of those beans

and meat cooking just like goes down the alley.

I don't know how you could not stop when you're

walking through here.

chatter

- Would you prefer here the balcony or on the table?

- Right, moving out.

And they do have the indoor section where you can sit


House : Is this hell?

House : An eternity of people trying to convince me to live?

Who says I'm hereto convince you to live?

House : You're the last one I thought would hate me.

Cameron : I don't hate you.


Beckett : Good night, Castle.


persons speak in foreign language

- [Man] That's the fish we're going to eat with acai.

- We're gonna see more of the cooking later,

but for now, we're heading to the acai trees

to see them pick the acai from the source.

easygoing rhythmic music

That view from the sky is so cool.

- [Man] Oh, and that water is. thudding

- We're on our way to the acai.

Oh, man, that mud squishing between my toes is beautiful.

You can see even the houses on stilts.

It's above water because the rain

and then also the water, I think, comes up

every now and then or depending on the season.

That is squishy, beautiful mud, though.

Loving it. water splashing

- Those are the leaves that she'd applied.

- [Mark] Don't touch it?

- Yeah, don't touch it.

Those ones not.

- Cool, do not touch that leaf.


your life in 15 you're getting married

your life in 15 you're getting married you and Sophie are getting married

you and Sophie are getting married

you and Sophie are getting married fifteen whoa what any other news I

fifteen whoa what any other news I

fifteen whoa what any other news I should know about

should know about

should know about I'm gonna go away what you're moving out

I'm gonna go away what you're moving out I'm going to go to like a country

Australia you're going Australia you and Sophia are moving Australia and getting

Sophia are moving Australia and getting

Sophia are moving Australia and getting married at 15 I may I may have something

married at 15 I may I may have something to say about that all right you can get

to say about that all right you can get

to say about that all right you can get married you can move to Australia that's

married you can move to Australia that's all fine but not at 15 yeah hey wait a

all fine but not at 15 yeah hey wait a

all fine but not at 15 yeah hey wait a second you're five again oh come on whoa


yes go up you did 2 kilos let's do it

yes go up you did 2 kilos let's do it let's do it we do make it medium rare


Okay.

Ready? Okay.


Phoebe : The fact that the underwear out on the telephone pole is yours...

...from when you had sex with Bobby on the terrace!

What?

Monica : Wait a minute! Who told you?

Monica : You are dead meat.

Chandler : I didn't know it was a big secret.

Monica : Oh, it's not big. Not at all.

IKind of the same as, say...

Monica : ...I don't know, having a third nipple!


[Dings]

[Clears throat]

Derek : We'll talk later?


Yeah.

-You're 10 times prettier than she is. -That's sweet.

Mrs. Tribbiani : Could I take her?

With this ring, no contest.

Oh, no! Don't ever do that!

-What? -I'm sorry.

I have a thing, which means you can't ever do that!

Roger : -What's wrong, sweetie? -Nothing.

-No, what's wrong? Come on. -Okay.

Phoebe : It's nothing. I'm fine. It's just It's my friends.

Phoebe : They have a liking problem with you...


How did you get yourself into this situation?

I don't know what it is.

When I feel down about something, I shop.

Ma'am, is everything okay? Oh,

I just had a huge fight with my mother.

She doesn't understand me at all.

I swore that teaching would be a way

To support my painting career,

But I never paint anymore.

Marshall : I just got a huge credit card bill.

Does marshall know?


You need help with that?

Your parents must've been thrilled when you told them you were engaged.

Phoebe : Oh, yeah. I should probably call them.

Mr. Geller : I remember when we first got engaged.

- I've never heard that story. - Dad, you don't...


Marcus Gates : when things got too intense with his mother.

Hello, are your archives digitized?

Castle : I was wondering if you could email me a set of the building plans

Castle : for the following address.

Marcus Gates : You know you can't save her.

Marcus Gates : When he sees the cops coming,

Marcus Gates : and trust me, he will see the cops coming,

Marcus Gates : he won't bargain, he won't be reasoned with. He will just

Castle : kill her.

Castle : It won't be the cops.

Castle : It'll be me.


Amy : Hi. You're on Fun with Flags.

KRIPKE : Hey, I think I got cut off.

Amy : Hello, Kripke.

I have a flag question.

Barry : How many men did you have sex with?

Leonard : Let's see. What's young and fun?

Leonard : Uh, we could go dancing.

Leonard : Are you actually gonna dance?

Howard : Of course. Yeah.

Penny : No one wants to see that.

Penny : Hey, how about skinny dipping at the beach?

Leonard : No, I don't need any fish nibbling my business.

Penny : Oh, there's a screening of Moulin Rouge!

Penny : I heard the crowd sings along and stuff.

Leonard : That sounds fun. When's it start?

Penny : Midnight.

Leonard : Midnight. Really?

Leonard : You know what? Let's do it.

Okay, great!

Penny : Oh, wait. Uh, it's sold out.

Leonard : Oh, thank God. Yes!


And the chili paste is fragrant, salty.

Oh, and it's so nice fresh with cilantro.

The chewy noodles, that is truly what it's all about there.

After lunch, we made our way out of Zigong

to an ancient nearby town on the Tea Horse Road.

An important town in salt production,

and found one of the spiciest meals you'll ever eat.

So we just took a cab out and we are now

in an old village outside of Zigong

and there's supposed to be a famous chicken foot joint.

Near here they've got a super spicy chicken feet,

and just look at this ancient village!

This is sweet!

So this sign here means chamagudao,


George : And it caused a pretty major hormonal imbalance.

- Have you been feeling different? - I feel like I always feel.

Izzie : - Hi. - Hi.

Derek puts the paper away : - You leaving? - 80-hour limit.

Mrs. Singleton : - You? - Surgery was postponed.

Meredith : - I have a dog. - You have a dog?

Meredith : - My point is, I have a dog. - You have a dog.

Derek full on grinning now : Oh, you know what? I love dogs.

Meredith : I've moved on, so don't give me that look.

Derek : What look?


Bernadette : Well, we don't exactly.

Bernadette : I'm a microbiologist for the research team.

Beverly : Oh, what are you currently developing?

Bernadette : Some exciting new anti-anxiety drugs.

Beverly : That's interesting.

Beverly : I just attended a lecture on pediatric anxiety.

Amy : Oh, was it, uh, Dr. Jenofski?

Amy : I just saw his TED Talk!

BEVERLY : It was.

Bernadette : Let's get back to Penny.

Bernadette : Hey, weren't you telling me

Bernadette : something great about your company car?

Penny : Um...

clears her throat

Penny : It has seat warmers.

knocking at door

SHELDON : Amy! Amy!

Amy! Come in.


that's gonna be ridiculous, but the entire lamb is just like

the entire lamb has just been like--

the meat has just been fully cleared,

I mean you could still lick off the bones, which we will do,

but that was just-- that was an amazing, unbelievable lamb.

Fadi is like maybe grabbing some other parts,

he's gonna work some other lamb genius ideas.

Oh the head, he's definitely gonna do

something with the head.

meat sizzles


Mm.

Marshall : Well, I'm here now.

Mmm. Mmm!

Ted giving the toast : In their experiment with apartness,

Ted giving the toast : But they succeeded in getting lily into her dress.

Ted giving the toast : You know, there really are

Ted giving the toast : A million things I could tell you about lily and marshall,

Ted giving the toast : But really, the only thing you need to know is

Ted giving the toast : That ten years into their relationship,

Ted giving the toast : They still couldn't spend a single night apart.

Ted giving the toast : May they never have to again.

Ted giving the toast : To lily and marshall.


it's just that I haven't had a girlfriend

in a really long time.

I hope it doesn't make you mad."

Who needs it?

Lily : You needs it.

Lily : Guys, you can't

Lily : just keep hooking up

Lily : and not at least try and figure out

Lily : what you mean to each other.

Robin : Yeah, we knew you would say that.

Robin : That's why we kept it a secret.

We, that and the fact

Barney : that elaborate lies really turn us on.

No, no, no. No.

Lily : You need to define the relationship.

Lily : You ne to have the talk.

Barney : Or. Or..

Ted : I know what you're all thinking.

"Who's this cool peer of mine up in front of the class?"

Well, I know the board says

Ted : "Professor Mosby," but to you

I'm Ted, huh?


Good God, isn't it possible that "Sorry" is sitting in there right now?

Phoebe, I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do?

I'm gonna have to go find him and bring him back.

Ross : You make sure Monica does not find out, okay?

But if you don't find him and bring him back...

Phoebe : ...I am gonna hunt you down and kick your ass!

Ross : I will find him.

Well, the dress is done.


He's back! He's got help.

Vince : You hear that, Rick? We got help.

Vince : We got a doctor. You're gonna be OK now, man.

He's going to be OK.

Callie : Right?

Newscaster : What we do know at this time, or what we can tell you,

Newscaster : is that there have been deaths.

Newscaster : We don't know how many and we may not know that for hours or days.

Newscaster : We also know that passengers are still being evacuated.

Newscaster : A ferry of this size can carry anywhere up to 1, 000 or 1, 500.

You'll need these for the influx.

We're going to need plenty of available open chest trays, central line kits

- and the intubation cart. - Yes, sir.

We don't know how many people could still be left on the boat.

- Oh, Yang? - I know.

Cristina : - Communicate with the scene as needed. - No. I heard you were engaged.

Derek : - Congratulations. - Thank you, sir.

Richard : All right, go. Remember, we're hoping for the best,

Richard : - but preparing for the worst. - Right.

Paramedic : - You got anyone for me? - Those two need to be transported.

George : These five didn't make it, four adults and one child.


occasion like this it's amazing okay and unions cutting up a persimmon right now

unions cutting up a persimmon right now

unions cutting up a persimmon right now and the amazing waiter who just came by

and the amazing waiter who just came by

and the amazing waiter who just came by and he said that the persimmons from the

and he said that the persimmons from the tree right down below there and you can

tree right down below there and you can

tree right down below there and you can see the persimmon tree in the the

see the persimmon tree in the the

see the persimmon tree in the the Persian guy turn is just blooming oh wow

Persian guy turn is just blooming oh wow I'm coming with persimmons thank you so

I'm coming with persimmons thank you so

I'm coming with persimmons thank you so much thank you so much

or all about juicy it is Wow yeah that's


- Dr. Bailey, you paged me? - Yes, I did.

Derek : We're going to proceed with Heather's surgery as scheduled.

The insurance company changed their mind?

No, better.

Bailey : It seems an anonymous donor has offered to foot Heather's entire bill.

Izzie : Wow. That is incredible. You're a very lucky girl.

It's the first time anyone's ever said that sentence to me in my entire life.

Heather : I like it.

You spent three hundred grand so you could scrub in on this surgery?


[Music]

your way is no bird

push it a Friday or effective

okay we are somewhere very exciting of

okay we are somewhere very exciting of

okay we are somewhere very exciting of them to head off on a new adventure so

them to head off on a new adventure so

them to head off on a new adventure so check out tomorrow's vlog guys and find

check out tomorrow's vlog guys and find

check out tomorrow's vlog guys and find out where we're going and what we're

out where we're going and what we're

out where we're going and what we're doing you excited are you excited are


- [Mark] Eye socket was fatty.

The herbs in this goat is just.

Next up for the tongue.

- Wow. - Oh, wow.

Oh, the tongue is just caramelized and tender.

Hakim laughing group muttering

That is so good.

You could just squeeze it, and oil would come out, goat oil.

And again, even within the head,

you taste every herb. - Yeah.

- From the mountain.

bones cracking Wow.

- [Hakim] Try this one.

- Whoa.

That's the most herbal brain I've ever had, too.

It's so herbaceous.

The best midnight goat head I've ever had in my life.


fish balls as soon as they rise to the

fish balls as soon as they rise to the surface that's ready they go more like a

surface that's ready they go more like a fish clump by this point it tastes like

fish clump by this point it tastes like

fish clump by this point it tastes like a really tender fish ball if you guys

a really tender fish ball if you guys

a really tender fish ball if you guys ever had a fish ball before I mean it's

ever had a fish ball before I mean it's

ever had a fish ball before I mean it's just really mashed fish it's supposed to

just really mashed fish it's supposed to be a little bouncy very clean flavor

be a little bouncy very clean flavor

be a little bouncy very clean flavor which this is it's just that this is

which this is it's just that this is

which this is it's just that this is more tender dinner than a ball you know

more tender dinner than a ball you know

more tender dinner than a ball you know eating a nummy spicy hot pots with like

eating a nummy spicy hot pots with like

eating a nummy spicy hot pots with like tons of tender beef add a little bit of

tons of tender beef add a little bit of

tons of tender beef add a little bit of glass noodles dipping it in your

glass noodles dipping it in your

glass noodles dipping it in your favorites dipping sauce just sitting

favorites dipping sauce just sitting

favorites dipping sauce just sitting here and eating and listening to the

here and eating and listening to the

here and eating and listening to the music of my childhood surrounded by

music of my childhood surrounded by

music of my childhood surrounded by cassette tapes and teachers some people

cassette tapes and teachers some people

cassette tapes and teachers some people I used to idolize when I was back in

I used to idolize when I was back in

I used to idolize when I was back in China if it was thunderstorm me outside

China if it was thunderstorm me outside

China if it was thunderstorm me outside this be the perfect day come here buddy

this be the perfect day come here buddy

this be the perfect day come here buddy first time I laid eyes on you I knew I

first time I laid eyes on you I knew I

first time I laid eyes on you I knew I wanted to know on you that's an example

wanted to know on you that's an example

wanted to know on you that's an example of something that's okay to say journey

of something that's okay to say journey

of something that's okay to say journey hop hop me up but never okay to a random

hop hop me up but never okay to a random person in public you know here some darn

person in public you know here some darn good tinder I've had a lot of food so

good tinder I've had a lot of food so

good tinder I've had a lot of food so far and I'm feeling it now there's

far and I'm feeling it now there's

far and I'm feeling it now there's really only one thing I can do eat some


Lily : Yeah, I agree with ted.

Lily : In a real relationship, you share everything.

Lily : That's why marshall and I don't keep any secrets.

Barney : You are such a cutie pie.

Barney : Here's a quarter. Go play a song on the jukebox.

Ted : They tell each other everything.

Barney : I can think of tons of things,

Barney : There's no way marshall's told you.

Lily : Try me.

Barney : Do you know about the time marshall was in trenton?

Donkey ate his pants. Yup.

Barney : Bill's bachelor party in memphis?

Lily : Oh, when they had to pump out

Lily : All the nickels from his stomach?

Wow. Okay. Seattle.

Lily : Trick question.

Lily : Marshall's never been to the pacific northwest

Lily : Because he's afraid of sasquatch.

Barney : Damn.

Marshall : I'm not afraid of sasquatch,

Marshall : I just think we should all be on alert.

Ted : Not only do they tell each other everything,

Ted : They want to know everything.

Marshall : So after the shower I was brushing my teeth.

And I was like, "oh, man!"

Marshall : I wanted to have some orange juice.

"I should have done that first."

Marshall : But I already had the toothpaste on the toothbrush.

Marshall : So I just went ahead and brushed them anyway.

Lily : What happened next?


Penny : Why are you making this so difficult?

Leonard : It's not difficult for me.

Leonard : I'm having fun.

Man : Leonard.

Leonard : What do you want me to do? You started this.

Leonard : Do you want to go over and tell him we're broken up?

Raj : No. Well, then, what do you want?

Wyatt : I don't know.

Leonard : Don't you think that's something you should

Leonard : have figured out before you stomped over here?

Howard : Maybe.

Sheldon : Leonard, Penny, excellent.

Sheldon : I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together,


Doctor 1 : We have afib.


Basically, you just crash all the hospitality

suites because they give you

free drinks, free food.

- There's free food everywhere.

- Yeah free food everywhere. - It's awesome.

- Everyone always has a really good spread.

So that's what's fun about Vid Con.

You get to go to all the lounges.

We are now in the full screen--

- Full screen fam.

- Creator lounge.

Look at the sign, it's so bright.

- Yeah that's so cool.

- Full screen fam.

We're here with-- - That's us.

- our full screen fam, you guys.

- Hi.

- And now we are full screeners, again.

- Yeah.

And we're, and you guys,

we're all family, #announcement.

- We are excited to be back.

- Yeah, so they have a cool little lounge

and they actually closed down

but we walked in and they were like

oh hey, you guys are so cool,

we're gonna make you a drink anyways.

So thank you.

- We were those people.

We were those people.

- We were.

Check it out you guys.

Fullscreen has their own fidget spinners.


Oh, broad been soup.


-No, they're right.. -Ross!

Phoebe : All right. Just...

Rachel : please take a moment here...

Rachel : and think about what you're asking of me. Okay?

I am asking you to do me a favor.

Rachel : You are asking me to be your wife.

Ross : And as my wife, I think you should grant me this favor.

We did make vows.

That kid kicked me really hard.

Chandler : Well, you did pull his hair.

Monica : -He took my snack. -I'm not getting into this again.

All right, you know what? Hurts really bad.

Chandler : Well, I told you not to walk. Here.

There. There. Okay.


Phoebe : I think he's right.

Phoebe : You guys hang out at the coffeehouse way too much.

Monica : -I feel so guilty about Ross. -I know.

I kind of feel like it's my fault.

Chandler : Kind of?

You should have kept this to yourself.

Joey : I'm keeping so many things to myself, something was bound to slip out!

Chandler : I think it's very brave what you said.

Phoebe : I can't sit here anymore. I have to walk places.


- Are you sure? - Look, I grew up on a farm, okay?

Penny : From what I heard, they're either having sex or Howard's caught in a milking machine.

Penny : Do you mind if I stay here tonight?

No. Yeah, take the couch, or my bed. I just got new pillows.

Leonard : Hypoallergenic.

Penny : Uh, the couch is good.

Sheldon : Hold that thought. Leonard, a moment.


That was fast. It usually takes me hours to get Ben to go down for his nap.


They have some seating, they actually have

some bar counter seating where you can sit,

and they have a bunch of red tables

where you can sit as well.

Spanish pop music