world's most beautifully engineered

world's most beautifully engineered feats of steak sandwich takeaway history

feats of steak sandwich takeaway history you will be amazed at how the chef's

you will be amazed at how the chef's

you will be amazed at how the chef's intricately slices the sandwich and like

intricately slices the sandwich and like a puzzle fits it perfectly into a little

a puzzle fits it perfectly into a little Japanese takeaway box but this is a

Japanese takeaway box but this is a

Japanese takeaway box but this is a takeaway box that usually doesn't make

takeaway box that usually doesn't make

takeaway box that usually doesn't make it too far we ate dessert but that is

it too far we ate dessert but that is

it too far we ate dessert but that is not the end of the meal this is the

not the end of the meal this is the

not the end of the meal this is the dessert that I am most looking forward

dessert that I am most looking forward

dessert that I am most looking forward to their world renown for their steak

to their world renown for their steak

to their world renown for their steak sandwich it's the most beautiful

sandwich it's the most beautiful

sandwich it's the most beautiful takeaway item you've ever seen in your


l'm so sorry. l just-- l keep thinking about Mike.

l'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together.

Why? Why do l miss Mike? That's just-- That's gonna go away, right?


Leonard : He lives in the same room where his bassinet was.

Beverley : Both selective mutism and an inability to separate from one's mother...

Beverley : ...can stem from a pathological fear of women.

Beverley : It might explain why the two of you have created an ersatz homosexual marriage...

Beverley : ...to satisfy your need for intimacy.

Howard : Say what?

[WHISPERS INAUDIBLY]

Howard : That's basically what I just said.

Leonard : You brought your husband to work, you know the rules.

[AS JAR JAR BINKS] Meesa thinking yousa looking pretty sad...

Leonard : ...now too, betcha, betcha.

Leonard, it's 1 : 00. Weren't you going to show me your laboratory at 1 : 00?

Leonard : No hurry, Mother. Tell them more about their secret love for each other.

But it's 1 : 00. You were going to show me your laboratory at 1 : 00.

Her reasoning is unassailable. It is 1 : 00.

Leonard : Fine. Let's go.


rehearsal right now you mean all the

rehearsal right now you mean all the carpet now and it needs it you want to

carpet now and it needs it you want to

carpet now and it needs it you want to see you look at this look at all the

see you look at this look at all the

see you look at this look at all the dirty spots all over it's honestly it's

dirty spots all over it's honestly it's

dirty spots all over it's honestly it's not too bad like I said I'd try and get

not too bad like I said I'd try and get

not too bad like I said I'd try and get done like every 3-4 months it definitely

done like every 3-4 months it definitely is in need of a good cleaning okay show

is in need of a good cleaning okay show

is in need of a good cleaning okay show me look at his playroom it's so like

me look at his playroom it's so like

me look at his playroom it's so like everything's up and out of the way and

everything's up and out of the way and

everything's up and out of the way and he's watching homeward bound my favorite

he's watching homeward bound my favorite movie you never watch it that's right

movie you never watch it that's right

movie you never watch it that's right surprisingly the kids um carpet is

surprisingly the kids um carpet is

surprisingly the kids um carpet is probably the cleanest of all the rooms

probably the cleanest of all the rooms

probably the cleanest of all the rooms which is kind of weird I don't know why


You guys, my house is such a mess.

It was obviously really, really messy on Christmas day.

Which is what Christmas day is for.

Just enjoying Christmas break.

Are you guys on Christmas break?


mm oh that's nice actually it's really

mm oh that's nice actually it's really

mm oh that's nice actually it's really good

well you thank you folks that's cool me

well you thank you folks that's cool me

well you thank you folks that's cool me Mia you do another one what 200 other--

Mia you do another one what 200 other--

Mia you do another one what 200 other-- ton alright well let's put that one to

ton alright well let's put that one to

ton alright well let's put that one to the side that's an Amelia signed one

the side that's an Amelia signed one

the side that's an Amelia signed one let's get another Amelia signed to an

let's get another Amelia signed to an

let's get another Amelia signed to an under go hey you can draw one little

under go hey you can draw one little

under go hey you can draw one little picture I'm one if you want as well I


Can we please just stop saying "coitus"?

Sheldon : Technically, that would be coitus interruptus.

Penny : Hey, is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower?

Penny : Oh, hi, sorry.

Penny : Hello.

EnchantÃ©, mademoiselle.


Monica : Well, there you go.

Joey : I'm really sorry, you guys.

Ross : Yeah, I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry that phone call didn't come...

Ross : ...before I told you about looking through the window.

Yeah. Well, we're gonna let you be alone.

- You gonna be okay? - Yeah, we'll be okay.

Ross : Love you guys.

Joey : You know, I'm really sorry I wasn't more supportive before.

Chandler : That's okay. We understand.

Yeah, and about this Nancy...

Joey : If you're not sleeping with her, should I?

Monica : I know there'll be other houses, but I just-

Monica : - I love that one so much. - Yeah.


welcome to bun hat k village oh that was a great Drive

a great Drive

a great Drive it didn't take over almost exactly two

it didn't take over almost exactly two

it didn't take over almost exactly two hours oh let's get sticky rice

hours oh let's get sticky rice

hours oh let's get sticky rice [Music]

[Music]

[Music] this is where you're gonna do the

this is where you're gonna do the

this is where you're gonna do the cooking this is the village look at this

cooking this is the village look at this house it is beautiful on top of wooden

house it is beautiful on top of wooden

house it is beautiful on top of wooden stilts it's all wood traditional style

stilts it's all wood traditional style

stilts it's all wood traditional style oh man I can already okay as soon as he

oh man I can already okay as soon as he

oh man I can already okay as soon as he just turned the engine off of the car

just turned the engine off of the car

just turned the engine off of the car the the piece just overwhelmed me

the the piece just overwhelmed me

the the piece just overwhelmed me somebody


Actually, Joey's your friend...

...and you don't know me that well. lt'd be weird.

Well, l mean, a little. But no, what? Go on.

Well....

l'm thinking that maybe Joey isn't the right guy for me right now.

You know, maybe l should be with someone...

...l have more in common with. You know what l mean?

Yeah.

Ross : Yeah, but you know what?

l think you should give Joey a chance.

l mean, he's a great guy.

Ross : And sure, he doesn't know that much about art...

...but you can always talk about that with someone else.

-l guess that's true. -lf you think about it...

...he memorized all that stuff because he thought it was important to you.

Ross : You know, that's the kind of guy Joey is.


He dropped the bottle of water

Anita : and he kind of gripped onto the back of this chair.

Anita : Then he fell and knocked it over.

Esposito : That's exactly how we found the crime scene.

She must've been there.

Esposito : How? How is that possible?

Beckett : Anita, what was your relationship with Justin Marquette?

Anita : My relationship?

Castle : Were the two of you involved?

Uh, I don't think so.

Beckett : Then how did you know him?

Anita : I'm not sure.

If you don't know how you knew him, then why would you kill him?

Anita : I'm an alcoholic.

Anita : He was responsible for my drinking.

Castle : How was he responsible?

SIGHS I don't know. I'm sorry, I've been really confused lately.

Castle : Because of the drinking?

Anita : No. I've been sober for four years.

SIGHS I mean, God knows, I still struggle.

Anita : But these last two weeks, they've just been really blurry.

Beckett : Do you remember going to dinner with your sponsor last night?

Anita : Was that last night?

Mmm-hmm.

Anita : Yes, you're right. It was.

Castle : So then, when did you go to the hotel and meet Justin?


[Music]

[Music] they were all the same

[Music]


Gates : Okay. Where are we on finding this man?

Esposito : We're distributing his picture.

Esposito : So far, none of the victims' families or neighbors recognize him.

Beckett : Sir, I'd like to release his photo to the press and social media.

Beckett : Let's turn the tables on this guy.

He's trying to hide it, but someone out there's gonna recognize his face.

Garrett : You're right. And that someone is me.

I was going over his case files

Garrett : when the officer showed me his photo.

Beckett : Who is he?

His name is Adam Lane.

Gates : You arrested him?

Garrett : He wasn't a criminal when we met. He was a victim.

Castle : And do you have any idea where he is now?

Garrett : I haven't seen or heard from Lane in six years.

Garrett : Took me a minute to recognize him

Garrett : with that fake beard he's wearing.

Gates : Okay. I'll get ready to release Adam Lane's name and picture to the media.


It's one of the worlds greatest meat mincing moves

just taking that sword

and just rocking it back and forth on the board,

on the chopping block

just mixing the meat and fat and those onions

just back and forth.

It's so rhythmic.

It's so soothing

and you can just see the meat

going from chunk to mince

and just not only is it mincing

but it's mincing together, together,

mingling together, gathering those flavors,


Rachel : Okay. All right. How was she?

Mark : - What? - Was she good?

Don't answer that.

Rachel : You said you wanted to talk about it. Let's talk about it. How was she?

Ross : - She was... - Awful.

Chandler : - She was not good. - Horrible. Nothing compared to you.

Ross : She was different.

Rachel : Good different?

Ross : Nobody likes change.

- Just stop! - What? Okay! Okay! Okay!


[Music]

oh my goodness you're coming here for

oh my goodness you're coming here for

oh my goodness you're coming here for some rest like well I mean they're

some rest like well I mean they're

some rest like well I mean they're trying to rescue the day I today went

trying to rescue the day I today went

trying to rescue the day I today went for wondering are you still awake mister

for wondering are you still awake mister are you having fun sighs I stick my

are you having fun sighs I stick my

are you having fun sighs I stick my finger in your eyes right there that's

finger in your eyes right there that's

finger in your eyes right there that's so much fun to show me like new smells

so much fun to show me like new smells

so much fun to show me like new smells and everything according to have oh that


what you got there babe they just made

what you got there babe they just made more decorations and that's like this

more decorations and that's like this

more decorations and that's like this one here that has melons that are just

one here that has melons that are just

one here that has melons that are just so much like definitely little pieces

so much like definitely little pieces

so much like definitely little pieces that seem weird but when you put them

that seem weird but when you put them

that seem weird but when you put them together you're like hey and there's a

together you're like hey and there's a

together you're like hey and there's a mirror is it the fairest mirror of them

mirror is it the fairest mirror of them

mirror is it the fairest mirror of them all

spookie mere

[Music]

thanks for watching guys if you enjoyed

thanks for watching guys if you enjoyed

thanks for watching guys if you enjoyed today's video be sure yes you do

today's video be sure yes you do

today's video be sure yes you do be sure to give it a thumbs up right are

be sure to give it a thumbs up right are you little stick you little stuffed up

you little stick you little stuffed up

you little stick you little stuffed up need to blow your nose think you do what


Charles : but she said my mind was playing tricks on me, so I let it go.

Mr. Carson, when you were in the kitchen,

Beckett : was there ever a moment that Odette was out of your sight?

No.

Brad : I knew she was innocent.

Castle : She wasn't innocent. She was a distraction.

Castle : Odette got you down to the kitchen

Castle : while her accomplice went and murdered her grandfather.

Beckett : And then when Barbra Landau figured out the truth,

Beckett : the accomplice murdered her, too.

Castle : Mr. Lynchberg, being the Morton family financial advisor,


Foreman : I gave one of my clinic patients a follow-up call.

Foreman : Your name came up.

House : I'm guessing an old black guy

who thinks the CIA invented rap music to make your people want to kill each other.

He said you gave him the white folks' stuff.

Foreman : This is exactly why black people don't live as long...

House : This isn't about race, unless annoying is a race.

House : - Is he not getting better? - He's fine so far.


Ted : They'd pelt us with their Phish bootlegs.

Marshall : Yeah, we were pretty anti-establishment back then.

Marshall : Oh, God, remember Russell?

Marshall : Oh.

Marshall : Nice monkey suit, Russell. Yeah.

Russel : Come on, guys.

Marshall : Oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you

Marshall : with that corporate noose around your neck.

Marshall : And don't even try showing up to the drum circle this weekend.

Marshall : Yeah.

Ted : Oh, hey. You guys seen Russell?


nothing simple about it try it anywhere

nothing simple about it try it anywhere you are like still good in Singapore but

you are like still good in Singapore but if you can somehow find your way here

if you can somehow find your way here

if you can somehow find your way here you'll know what I'm talking about okay

you'll know what I'm talking about okay

you'll know what I'm talking about okay we're gonna move on to our surprise

we're gonna move on to our surprise

we're gonna move on to our surprise noodles and this is a spicy sauce and

noodles and this is a spicy sauce and

noodles and this is a spicy sauce and we'll give it a nice little mix as I'm

we'll give it a nice little mix as I'm

we'll give it a nice little mix as I'm mixing I can already smell I mean it's

mixing I can already smell I mean it's

mixing I can already smell I mean it's just a great fragrance this is so

just a great fragrance this is so

just a great fragrance this is so satisfying I was wondering why you need

satisfying I was wondering why you need

satisfying I was wondering why you need two different types of noodles here the

two different types of noodles here the

two different types of noodles here the hook them is so gentle

hook them is so gentle

hook them is so gentle it's soothing but then the lo mein

it's soothing but then the lo mein

it's soothing but then the lo mein noodles the egg noodles it's got nice al

noodles the egg noodles it's got nice al dente it's nice and al dente nice too

dente it's nice and al dente nice too

dente it's nice and al dente nice too and then you get a crunch from the

and then you get a crunch from the

and then you get a crunch from the Sprouse so it's kind of like soft chewy

Sprouse so it's kind of like soft chewy

Sprouse so it's kind of like soft chewy crunchy yeah you got all the nice

crunchy yeah you got all the nice

crunchy yeah you got all the nice texture in this bowl of noodles this

texture in this bowl of noodles this

texture in this bowl of noodles this might be the first time I'm saying this

might be the first time I'm saying this

might be the first time I'm saying this but you don't need meat in these noodles


bubble

bubble funbags - cases of strawberries oh how

funbags - cases of strawberries oh how

funbags - cases of strawberries oh how about this before so I showed you listen

about this before so I showed you listen I love it this is my favorite snack shop

I love it this is my favorite snack shop mostly and the grape skin has to kind of

mostly and the grape skin has to kind of taste like librarian and people to see

taste like librarian and people to see

taste like librarian and people to see me as that you know whoa mmm my gosh

me as that you know whoa mmm my gosh

me as that you know whoa mmm my gosh it's smells Wow my small goat about it

it's smells Wow my small goat about it

it's smells Wow my small goat about it tastes even better

tastes even better

tastes even better Oh kind of weird is it like rapidly it's

Oh kind of weird is it like rapidly it's like it even has a strawberry season

like it even has a strawberry season

like it even has a strawberry season started that's how you know it lets

started that's how you know it lets

started that's how you know it lets route with a clear rap thing that tastes

route with a clear rap thing that tastes like strawberry - and I like it because

like strawberry - and I like it because

like strawberry - and I like it because you can actually chew into it it's

you can actually chew into it it's

you can actually chew into it it's almost like eating up great but like a

almost like eating up great but like a

almost like eating up great but like a like oh if you're like a great jelly goo

like oh if you're like a great jelly goo on a line


Robin : What?

Barney : You're my wife. You can tell me anything.

Well, if you really wanted to sell this ruse,

Lily : We should try to make this place a little more...

Lily : You know, homey.

Like-like a woman would actually live here.

Barney : What did you have in mind?


[Music]

[Music]

[Music] all right we're in the middle of

all right we're in the middle of

all right we're in the middle of unboxing everything here's our box and

unboxing everything here's our box and

unboxing everything here's our box and we just had our first meal inside the

we just had our first meal inside the

we just had our first meal inside the house no we've eaten in the garden on


Yes.

Someday there will be a black president.

Someday there will be a gay president.

House : Maybe there'll even be a gay, black president.

House : But one combination I do not see happening is gay, black and dead.

House : You need to stop lying to me.

Senator : It must be miserable, always assuming the worst in people.

House : Cut the crap. You're dying.

And you're clever, you're witty and you are a coward.

Senator : You're scared of taking chances.

House : I take chances all the time. It's one of my worst qualities. - On people?

House : Wanting to believe the best about people doesn't make it true.

Senator : Being afraid to believe it doesn't make it false.

House : Well, that's very moving. It's a shame I don't vote. Hmm.

Senator : This is who I am. I believe in people.

Senator : I'm not hiply cynical, and I don't make easy, snide remarks.

Senator : I would rather think that people are good and be disappointed once and again.


This building is a black site.

AII cell and radio communications are jammed.

- We gotta go. - Let's move!


Monica : No, thanks. We're just here to observe.

Teacher : You don't observe a dance class. You dance a dance class.

Spare shoes are over there.


That's the deal that you made with him.

Lockwood : But you're not holding up your end.

Lockwood : And that's unfortunate, because she really is a lovely girl.

Lockwood : But now we've reached a critical stage and I have to cap the well.

Lockwood : So here's the news.

Lockwood : Tomorrow night, you're going to call off that protective detail

Lockwood : that you have on her.

Lockwood : And then you're going to get her to meet you at the hangar

Lockwood : where we stashed the bird.

Lockwood : I don't care how you do it.

Lockwood : Just get her there and we'll handle the rest.

Montgomery : Go to hell.

Lockwood : Well, then you have a decision to make.

Lockwood : You can have Beckett, or you can have your family.

Lockwood : But you can't have both.

Lockwood : Look at it this way,

Lockwood : if you and Raglan and McCallister hadn't sinned so spectacularly,

Lockwood : then God wouldn't have sent a punishment like me.

Come on, we're gonna be late, come on.

Montgomery : Where are my girls? Come and give your old man a kiss.

Montgomery : Look at you.

Montgomery : Hey, get off that phone and give me a kiss.

You know, I'm so proud both of you.

Castle : - Dad... Come on.

In the car, you two. Come on. Let's go.


- [Missy] Connor!

Can you whistle, Bryan?

Bryan whistling

- I do not know how to whistle.

I used to know how to whistle, - Well the mail guy's here!

- until I got braces. Bryan whistling

- [Ollie] Well at least the mail guy's here!

- [Bryan] Mailman's here, okay.

- [Missy] Oh, there he is!

We found him!

- What kind of dog is this?

- [Missy] It's a boxer.

- Oh he's cute!

- Isn't he cute? - Is it a boy or a girl?

- It's a boy, his name's Connor.

What do you guys think, should we get a new dog?

- [Missy] Yeah, should we adopt Connor?

- Oh we can't get him!

- Nah, we won't keep him, he's our neighbor's dog

and he's a sweetie butt.

- [Missy] 'Kay, watch out Ollie.

- [Bryan] Look at his little wiggly tail.

- I know. - Guys!

- [Bryan] Oh my God, they're spinning around you, Ollie!

- [Missy] Alright, Ollie, move away from them

while they sniff each other.

- [Bryan] Alright, you guys wanna get in the Polaris

and take 'em home?

- Yeah! - Let's go.

- Good boy, no, no. - Good boy.

- [Ollie] I hope he stays up.

No!

- Get in the back. - Luna, up here!

Good dog.

Luna, stay.

- [Missy] Here, boy, sit.

Ollie shouting

Bryan laughing

Alright, we caught the little puppy.

We're gonna take him home now.

Luna, you gonna help us take him home?

We don't want him to jump out so Bryan's in charge of,


Joey : Good enough to get fired.

All right. You're hired!

That's why I got fired last week! Does Orson Welles direct commercials?

Yes.

Chandler : I say, Drew? Are you seeing anybody right now?


Cristina : and there's someone ahead of him on the list,

Cristina : he's not going to get this heart. OK?

Izzie : Yes. You're right.

Izzie : OK. Thank you. Thank you.


Goodbye.

Lucas : So you knew that I wasn't gonna give you anything worthwhile?


Ryan : and two black-tailed pythons, all from South Africa.

Wait a minute, did you say black-tailed pythons from South Africa?


Angelica : Until I saw that nothing had been taken.

Angelica : So, I thought that if I simply pretended that my bracelet had been stolen,

mm...

It would solve all my problems.

Beckett : Except you created two new problems, your chauffeur and his sister.

Beckett : Both of whom are now dead.

Angelica : I think it's time for me to call my attorney.

Beckett : So she admitted to insurance fraud hoping to avoid murder charges.

Beckett : At least I think that's her play.

Martha : You think?

Beckett : Yeah, she's a desperate woman on the verge of losing her wealth.

Beckett : That's death to someone like her.

Beckett : She's probably willing to do anything to avoid it.

Beckett : Lie, steal, cheat, and in this case, kill.

Yeah, but that still doesn't explain the storage locker.

Castle : I mean, if Wendell didn't steal anything,

Castle : what did he put in there that his sister was so desperate to get?

Castle : And if it didn't have anything to do with her murder,

Castle : why would she write the locker number in her blood?

Beckett : Castle, you went through that storage unit with a fine-tooth comb.

Beckett : You said that there's nothing of value in there.

Castle : Well, yeah. Nothing of value to us.

But what about something of value to them?

Beckett : Like what?

Castle : I don't know. A trinket, an heirloom.

Castle : The answer's in there somewhere. It has to be.

Castle : Anyway, it's getting late.

Castle : I have to drop off Alexis first thing in the morning.

Castle : Fresh start tomorrow?

Beckett : - Sure. - Walk you out?

Beckett : You know what, I gotta stick around. I have to go over Angelica's alibi.

Beckett : All right.

Castle : I so wish I could kiss you right now.

Beckett : Yeah, I know.


not cheap you can definitely punch you

not cheap you can definitely punch you perceive you probably elsewhere in

perceive you probably elsewhere in

perceive you probably elsewhere in Taipei but it's just such a cool

Taipei but it's just such a cool

Taipei but it's just such a cool environment and you know what you're

environment and you know what you're

environment and you know what you're getting is just absolutely fresh it's

getting is just absolutely fresh it's

getting is just absolutely fresh it's clean and gets so much selection here so

clean and gets so much selection here so for me it's nothing worth coming here

for me it's nothing worth coming here

for me it's nothing worth coming here also cash only and trust me you'll need

also cash only and trust me you'll need

also cash only and trust me you'll need a lot of cash

all right simply don't yell out of sushi don't yell out a raw fish but here

don't yell out a raw fish but here

don't yell out a raw fish but here everything is so fresh gotta at least

everything is so fresh gotta at least

everything is so fresh gotta at least try a couple pieces scallop

there's along my favorite things brought a scallop is so creamy and slightly

a scallop is so creamy and slightly

a scallop is so creamy and slightly torched flounder whoa my god goosebumps


so proud of you did really well we can't show them too much they have to wait for

show them too much they have to wait for Sunday but am I am also I am a shark

Sunday but am I am also I am a shark

Sunday but am I am also I am a shark yeah on in the shark that's just my


What?

House : Would you rather I go back on Vicodin?

Cuddy : She's not massaging your leg.

House : She will eventually.

Cuddy : Why am I the only person here who cares what happens to this hospital?

Cuddy : Get off your ass and get your department under control,

Cuddy : at least for the next few days.

House : It's gonna take longer than a few days

House : for a company the size of AtlanticNet

House : to start feeling the squeeze of your PR campaign.

House : If they ever do.

Cuddy : And you know this how?

From all the time you spent researching them and their other contracts,

Cuddy : the way they handle their press relations?

House : I know they have a NASCAR team.

House : Despite what you may have learned at Hebrew school or from Jimmy Cliff,

House : sometimes the bigger they are, the harder they kick your ass.

MartÃn : I'm not trying to be greedy.

Westbrook : But he's also not interested in being forced into a medical bankruptcy.

Mr. Acevedo, I'm sorry you're having financial difficulties,

Cuddy : but because of us you still have a thumb.

Cuddy : I assume that's something a carpenter might need.

Westbrook : And I assume you didn't ask for this meeting so you could lecture my client.

Cuddy : You have insurance,

but by filing the suit you've caused us to get paid nothing by them either.

Westbrook : That's not our problem.

Cuddy : Actually, it is, since he's responsible

Cuddy : for any expense we're not reimbursed.

But if you drop this suit and make it clear

Cuddy : that Dr. Chase was acting in your best interest


No, you don't.

Let's give this cowboy a ride.

Foreman : If I inject more, there won't be any room

Foreman : for the blood to go through the rest of his body.

Wilson : You're right.

Taub : No bubbles, no bruising, no gaps.

Taub : It's not working.

Foreman : Yes, it is.

Cuddy : I was wrong.

House : Not yet.

Chase : Come on, we don't have much time.

Foreman : Slow the heart down.

Damn.


Raj : -Sheldon. -What?

Raj : -I need an aspirin. -Top desk drawer.


think dude game change game changer yeah you need more strength in my arms my

you need more strength in my arms my

you need more strength in my arms my arms let me down but come back tomorrow

arms let me down but come back tomorrow

arms let me down but come back tomorrow he just beat teacher speech a lesson

he just beat teacher speech a lesson

he just beat teacher speech a lesson yeah dad I seen you out there getting up

yeah dad I seen you out there getting up I did I got two rides nice one really

I did I got two rides nice one really

I did I got two rides nice one really good one I called medium but just start

good one I called medium but just start

good one I called medium but just start with about an hour to a day till you're

with about an hour to a day till you're

with about an hour to a day till you're right yeah build up and everybody's keep

right yeah build up and everybody's keep pounding away I think my GoPro turned

pounding away I think my GoPro turned

pounding away I think my GoPro turned off but when I was in that barrel all

off but when I was in that barrel all

off but when I was in that barrel all right we're out of here the Hawaiian way

right we're out of here the Hawaiian way as many people you can get in the car

as many people you can get in the car

as many people you can get in the car look good man what a great time I'm

look good man what a great time I'm

look good man what a great time I'm getting redder as a man a wet suit on

getting redder as a man a wet suit on

getting redder as a man a wet suit on but I'm still like that's not good look

we're gonna head back to the hotel see

we're gonna head back to the hotel see

we're gonna head back to the hotel see what the family is doing and you know


Castle : It's truly awful.

Bree Busch : Why didn't she say anything? Lan, did she ever say anything to you?

Ian Busch : No. No, she didn't.

Beckett : You told your husband about arguing with Hayley

Beckett : the night she was killed, didn't you?

Bree Busch : Yes. He was there when I got home from the studio.

Bree Busch : I told him the whole thing.

Bree Busch : I was so upset, I took a sleeping pill to get some rest.

Castle : That's when you borrowed your wife's cell phone and her brand new lipstick.

Castle : It's a good thing we'd subpoenaed your wife's phone records

Castle : when I had this whole crazy lyric idea.

Castle : Otherwise, we might've missed out on those texts you sent Hayley.

Bree Busch : What texts?


Uh... Yes, sir. Yes, I know I told you

House : that I had a chiropractor's appointment,

House : but I got a flat.

House : I know, right?

So, don't send out the Marines.

House : I should be back on the road in a few minutes.

House : Okay. bye...


Meredith : I'm all glued back together now.

Meredith : I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke.

Meredith : You don't get to call me a whore.

This thing with us is finished. It's over.

Cristina : Finally.

Derek : - Yeah. It's done. - It is done.


IZZIE : ...to when things were normal.

When I wasn't poor Izzie laying on the floor in her prom dress with her...

IZZIE : But I am.

IZZIE : So I can't.

IZZIE : And I'm...

IZZIE : ...just stuck.

IZZIE : And there's all this pressure 'cause everyone's hovering around me

IZZIE : waiting for me to do something or say something

IZZIE : or flip out or yell or cry some more. And I'm happy to play my part.

IZZIE : I'm happy to say the lines and do whatever I'm supposed to be doing

IZZIE : if it will make everyone feel more comfortable.

IZZIE : But I don't... I don't know how to do this.

IZZIE : I don't know how to be this person. I don't...

IZZIE : I don't know who this person is.

ALEX through the door of the bathroom, to Izzie lying on the floor, unresponsive : Izzie...

IZZIE : How did this happen?

IZZIE : How did we end up here?

IZZIE : Why am I alone?


Oh, my God. That's Pete. Why is Bill hugging Pete?

Chandler : This guy invented Moss 865.

Chandler : Every office in the world uses that program.

Rachel : - We use it! - There you go!

Monica's gonna go out with a millionaire.

- I'm not gonna go out with him. - Why not? He's a millionaire.

Oh, my God. I can't believe this is a real $20,000 check. This is so exciting.

Monica : - Or incredibly offensive. - Yeah, sure. That too.


I really just want to hook up with you,

Leave before breakfast, and never see you again.

I'm in.

Unbelievable.

Hot damn, that's a deep navel.

No tomorrow, ted.

Yeah, no tomorrow, barney.

No tomorrow, huh?

Hmm.

I like that idea.

Because if there is a tomorrow,

I'm gonna be in a lot of trouble.

Oh, yeah? Why is that? Mm-hmm.


Scoop er up.


Castle : Good news. They've isolated the bomb,

Castle : and they're deploying their bomb-disposal robot.

Castle : It's a new prototype model with advanced Al.

Castle : They've had a lot of success in field simulations. It's...

What?

Beckett : A prototype robot?

Beckett : I can tell when you're lying, Castle, you know that.

Beckett : Like when you said that you're following me just to play cop.

Beckett : Now, what did he actually say?

Castle : There's a timer on the bomb.

Castle : How long?

About 30 minutes.

Beckett : Yeah, well, it's probably just as well. I can't keep standing here anyway.


You smell like cherries.

Hey, we got a hit on the...

Are we interrupting something?

Alexis : - No. - Yes.

Okay.

What'd you get a hit on?

The prints from the stake in Crow's heart.

- Your girl Vixen was right. - Morgan Lockerby.

Esposito : Only thing is, he's one of the great un-findables.

Esposito : No address, no phone number, no trail.

Maybe not. Here. Recognize that corner?

Beckett : That's Broome and Clinton, Lower East Side.

Castle : I think Crow may have drawn us a road map to Morlock.

It's that way.

Beckett : You've gotta be kidding me.

Ryan : You think he's in there?

It is daytime. If he thinks he's a vampire, that's where he'd be.

Beckett : I'll cover you.

Castle : - Together? - All right. On three.

Okay.


Penny : Maybe she'd be more comfortable meeting a girl first.

- Good idea. Bernadette? - What the hell?

Raj : Well, you're very pretty, that could be intimidating to another woman.

Penny : Oh, yeah.

Bernadette : Hey, you don't think I'm pretty enough to scare your girlfriend?

Howard : Calm down, Bernie, you're very scary.

Amy : It should be me.

Raj : Why? So you can make jokes about cutting open my brain?

A, that was not ajoke, that was a sincere request.

Amy : And B, more importantly, I was the outsider to this group...


Amy : Who says this is the only one I hid?


Sheldon : Trust me, Kripke will fall easy prey to my psychological warfare. Observe.

Leonard : Kripke.

Sheldon : I would ask if your robot is prepared to meet its maker...

Sheldon : ...but as you are its maker, clearly the two of you have met.

What is his problem?

Raj : Way to bust out the Jedi mind tricks, dude.

I wanna make sure that we're all clear.

Leonard : Standard Robotic Fighting League rules apply.

Are you crazy?

This is a street fight.

The street has no rules.

Sheldon : He's right, Leonard. The paradigm is to the death.

Kripke : I will, however, give you the opportunity to concede my superiority now...

...and offer me your robot as the spoils of war.


Chandler : Could be. I mean, technically, she did strip. We just missed it.

Ma'am?

Chandler : Are you also a stripper?

No, but I can pretend to strip. But that's gonna cost extra.

Okay, here's the extras : handcuffs, spanking..

Maybe Monica's playing a joke on you.

Joey : Getting her own husband a hooker. That's pretty funny.

Chandler : That is funny. Maybe for my birthday she'll murder someone.

I'll bet Ross was in on it too. I mean, he was "conveniently" busy.

Hooker : -Do you mind if I smoke in here? -Actually, I'd rather..


[Music]

[Music] jaimÃ© disappear starts chumming the

jaimÃ© disappear starts chumming the

jaimÃ© disappear starts chumming the water

these sharks coming up here that was an

these sharks coming up here that was an

these sharks coming up here that was an awesome little trip you guys are

awesome little trip you guys are

awesome little trip you guys are freaking awesome thank you so much they

freaking awesome thank you so much they

freaking awesome thank you so much they pretty much did everything and then they

pretty much did everything and then they let us real immense every dollar counts

let us real immense every dollar counts

let us real immense every dollar counts baby NAT oh what was that noise of our

baby NAT oh what was that noise of our

baby NAT oh what was that noise of our fishing trip coming out I was sailing so

fishing trip coming out I was sailing so guys obviously when we go to visit

guys obviously when we go to visit

guys obviously when we go to visit youtubers everyone's always awesome I'm

youtubers everyone's always awesome I'm

youtubers everyone's always awesome I'm gonna say Jamie has been like one of the

gonna say Jamie has been like one of the greatest hosts of all time he's treated

greatest hosts of all time he's treated

greatest hosts of all time he's treated us like kings like there's just no way

us like kings like there's just no way

us like kings like there's just no way to explain how awesome he's been yeah I

to explain how awesome he's been yeah I

to explain how awesome he's been yeah I mean I just want to say like first of

mean I just want to say like first of

mean I just want to say like first of all Jamie and his crew like they've

all Jamie and his crew like they've

all Jamie and his crew like they've supplied us with footage every day the

supplied us with footage every day the

supplied us with footage every day the vlogs are better because of them the

vlogs are better because of them the

vlogs are better because of them the drones the the long lens is that the go


House : This is awesome.

House : 33-year-old carpenter presenting narcissism,

House : delusions of grandeur and hallucinations.

Taub : He hasn't had hallucinations.

House : I'm not talking about him, I'm talking about him, with a capital O-M-G.

Chase : You want us to do a differential diagnosis on Jesus?

Masters : Hears voices, thinks he's the son of God, probably schizophrenic.

House : I think you offended him.

Taub : You're saying the patient's religious extremism could be a symptom?

Foreman : A neuro disorder could explain all his delusions.

House : Get an MRI of his brain. Let's see if we can find God.


in go go come on

in go go come on all right try to low gear try to low

all right try to low gear try to low

all right try to low gear try to low gear try to low gear

Oh

yeah and I think this is working


Sheldon : Oh. How much does it cost to get them off my lap?

James : No. Something about a convention.

Oh, right! Well...

Sheldon : ...my friends and I couldn't get into Comic-Con this year,

Sheldon : and I was trying to start my own convention,

Sheldon : and I was going to ask if you would be a panelist.

James : Why don't you and your friends come to Comic-Can with me?

Howard : -Really? -Of course.

James : And San Diego is right across the border

from my favourite city on Earth, Tijuana...

James : ...where I'm taking you every night!

Ay-ay-ay.

Ay-ay-ay, bang-bang.

James : So, Beau Bridges is on my shoulders,

James : and Jeff Bridges is on Marlon Brando's shoulders,

James : and remember, we do not have permission to be in the pool.

Hey! Sheldon, wake up!

James : Angie Dickinson is about to sic the dogs on us,

James : and I go under the water and Marlon goes under the water,

James : and the water raises about two feet

James : and sloshes all over her patio,

James : and the dogs freak out and run like hell,

James : then we run like hell....

Oh, boy!

James : That was a lot of fun.

Sheldon : Who's Angie Dickinson?


Julia speaking foreign language

man speaking foreign language

- I like more green. - That I agree.

- Green... - I also like more green.

- I think maybe 80% of people like the green.

- Like the green? Oh, OK.

OK, so green is one of their top sellers.

- Yeah, exactly.


Mendelson : On short time, tax goes up.

House : How many do you want?

All of them.

House : Come on, Mendelson. I should be on six a day.

House : I get four and I give you two.

Fine.

I'll get one in my cell after lights out,

House : plus Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. That's 11 in all.

Mendelson : I count 20.

Mendelson : You knew on Monday, you get out Friday. Five days.

Should have told me earlier.

House : They give out four a day, max.

Mendelson : You'll figure something out.

Mendelson : You're a creative guy.

House : What if I just go into protective custody

and spend the next three days in the hole?

Mendelson : You could PC up.

Mendelson : But then you'll get out.

Mendelson : And unlike you, I got friends on the outside.

Porter.


Amy : to flaunt her sexuality in order to get ahead.

Penny : Okay, what's the big deal?

Penny : Look, if it helps me make a sale with a physician,

Penny : I don't think it hurts to flirt a little.

Penny : I mean, laugh at their joke, touch their arm,

Penny : maybe crank up the AC in the car beforehand, you know,

Penny : to wake up the girls.

Amy : Maybe it's different in the world of sales,

Amy : but it's already hard enough

Amy : for women to be taken seriously in science.

Bernadette : I was kind of excited about the article,

Bernadette : but now you're making me feel bad.

Penny : No, I think you should do whatever you want.

Penny : You know, maybe if fashion magazines had

Bernadette : female scientists in them,

Penny : I would've become a theoretical physicist.


[Music]

[Music] and that towel reacts acts like a sauce

and that towel reacts acts like a sauce

and that towel reacts acts like a sauce here


-I can't remember what she said. -Yeah, that's the problem with this plan.

Rachel, come on. The message is erased, there's nothing we can do.

He's never gonna find out.

I could tell him about it.


Marshall : It was right here. It was right on this very spot.

Robin : I don't understand. Where is the burger place?

Ted : It's not a burger place anymore, it's a Goliath National Bank ATM.

- Well, that's fine. Let's just eat here. - We can't eat here. It's an ATM.

Robin : But, food.

Ow! Ow!

Hey, what the...

Lily : This is your fault, you and your stupid bank.

Lily : - You did this. - It's not my... Stop, okay.

Stop it, Lily.

Lily : I will never use a Goliath ATM ever again. Goliath National Bank sucks!

Lily : It's the worst bank on the face of the earth.

Lily : Attention, New Yorkers, this bank sucks! They suck!

- They suck, suck, suck! - Marshall, will you just tell her already?

Lily : Tell me what?


I'm gonna see if Ollie can see it.

Looks so cool. laughing

- What is that?


Ross : What? What would give you that idea?

Joey : - I saw you. - Yeah, we kissed.

Ross : But nothing else. Nothing else happened, okay?

Joey : - Ross, Ross, Ross. It's okay. - What?

It's okay. You know, look...

...I totally understand, all right? You guys...

Joey : ...make way more sense than her and I ever did, you know? And...

Joey : - I want you to be happy. - Are you serious?

Yeah.

Joey : - Now I have something... - I am speechless.

Ross : I mean, the fact that you would put my happiness first like that, I mean...

Ross : You're an incredible friend, do you know that?


Castle : I see blood.

Castle : There's a man on the floor.

Castle : He's been shot.

Castle : He's dying.

Castle : I'm there, too.

I am wearing camouflage paint. I'm trying to help him, but...

Burke : Can you see where you are right now?

Castle : In a storage shed.

Castle : But it seems like everything is moving.

Castle : I'm in a truck. We are in the jungle.

And there's someone chasing us.

Castle : They're shooting at us.

Castle : There's a blond man.

Castle : In a truck.

Castle : He's leading the charge.

Driver, go faster!

Burke : A military truck?

Castle : No, it's a civilian truck, but it has a very

Castle : strange license plate.

Uh-oh.


I want you here so I can keep an eye on you.

Mr. Tribbiani : -You're gonna keep an eye on us? -Right.

Joey : As long as you are under my roof...

Joey : ...you're gonna live by my rules.


Low : Marital troubles?

Beckett : Are you sure you didn't go there looking for this?

Low : I don't know what that is.

Lying isn't his strong suit, a quality I like in a priest.

Low : I'm telling the truth.

Father, you left the scene of a crime,

and a man that you describe as a friend was murdered,

Beckett : if you didn't have anything to hide, you would've stayed.

Low : I was in shock.

Low : There was so much blood. All I could think to do was escape.

Beckett : Because you murdered him.

Beckett : No, because... Because of how it looked.

Low : The convicts I work with tell me horror stories about the police.

Low : About how they're framed.

Low : You know, when I found Deon like that, I panicked.

Low : Am I ashamed? Yes.

Low : But you have to believe I didn't murder anybody.

Father, you'll forgive me, but this is a murder investigation,

Beckett : and I can't base this on faith.

Hey.

Royce : It looks like you caught your killer.

Beckett : Yeah, maybe.

Royce : So, was he trying to start the zombie apocalypse?

Castle : Mock all you want. Our good Father knows what that paper is.

Royce : Oh, man. Hey, I found this picture in my closet.

I thought you'd get a kick out of it.


âª So hang your stockings and say your prayers âª

radio turns off âª 'Cause Santa Claus is coming tonight... âª

Bernadette singing : Why'd you turn it off?

Sheldon : Because in the last ten minutes, Santa came to town,


it is 44 pounds yeah 44 pounds 20 we

it is 44 pounds yeah 44 pounds 20 we found it on John

found it on John

found it on John and it smells really good good value can

and it smells really good good value can you get it even bigger than that

you get it even bigger than that

you get it even bigger than that yeah you can get it even when you go I

yeah you can get it even when you go I

yeah you can get it even when you go I think that's such a nice gift it smells

think that's such a nice gift it smells

think that's such a nice gift it smells so good how would you describe out smell


I carried a box of animal crackers like a purse?

Susie : Susie Moss!

Chandler : Right! Yeah! Wow!

Chandler : You look...

Chandler : Great job growing up.

It's nice to see you don't still wear the cap with the mirrors on it.

Chandler : I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn't a pimp.

Susie : Remember the class play?


Monica : And then a pigeon ate it.

Joey : Hey. Ross.

Look, l just wanted to apologize.

Don't tell me you actually made those gay pictures of me.

Joey : Check this out.

So that's what l'd look like if l worked out.

And was being serviced by a policeman.

You're not gonna actually send these out, are you?

Actually, l don't need to, because your little ''Ross is dead'' joke didn't work.

Okay? There were no responses.

Nobody posted anything, nobody called my parents, so the joke is on you.

Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that l'm dead.


Chandler : Is it a hundred percent cotton?

Yeah. And I got it on sale too.

I mean, it looks nubby, but...

But it's not.

Chandler : Anyway, I should go.

Chandler : One of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device.


and I'm sure this is some like just some some free-range giri's lamb right here

some free-range giri's lamb right here

some free-range giri's lamb right here it's beautiful meat and then they just

it's beautiful meat and then they just

it's beautiful meat and then they just straight up chop it up on that huge

straight up chop it up on that huge

straight up chop it up on that huge gigantic chopping board up there and

gigantic chopping board up there and

gigantic chopping board up there and then they season it with salt and then

then they season it with salt and then

then they season it with salt and then it goes on to that just you know it's


Look at this.

These are wheat flour rolls and


The plant life here is absolutely gorgeous.

It's a mix of tropical plants.

I mean, it's mostly tropical,

but then all of a sudden, you'll seen Ming rose,

you'll see like some kind of dry looking plants like cactus.

It's really lush.

It's really thick as well, the greenery.

laughing


Whole lamb to go.

speaking in foreign language


I taste cumin in this bite

Yes, it is a wonderful piece of grilled chicken oh yeah, oh what a wonderful superb piece of chicken

These are chips these are fried potatoes

Our local called masala chips known locally as masala chips

It's a tomatoey blend of spices and cilantro in there that just coats

So stupid fries so just gonna tuck on the chips

It definitely tastes that coriander

The aroma of tomato is very strong, a little sweet, and a little ... they're really tomatoey, a little bit sweet, a little bit ...

And then you got the starchiness of the potato

French fries lose their crunchy taste, but the sauce on top can make up for it. Kind of loses it's crispness but the sauce makes up for that

We usually eat like this, take a little fries so basically what we do here is we take pieces of the the chips


Arthur : Well, thank you, eriksen, I needed to hear that.

Marshall : Really, 'cause I didn't mean to attack you personally,

Marshall : It's just that I...

Arthur : No, no, no, the part where you said, "I quit."

Arthur : Now we don't have to pay you a severance package.

Arthur : Uh, security's gonna rough you up a bit on the way out.

Ted : Robin, you dropped a little ice cream...


there's a peanut watching Julia Freya

there's a peanut watching Julia Freya Meghan you see all the names look over

Meghan you see all the names look over

Meghan you see all the names look over here hey what why does the shark we're

here hey what why does the shark we're

here hey what why does the shark we're doing shark hands baby shark dududududu

doing shark hands baby shark dududududu

doing shark hands baby shark dududududu baby shark today to do baby shark they

baby shark today to do baby shark they

baby shark today to do baby shark they do to do to do baby shark what no no no

do to do to do baby shark what no no no

do to do to do baby shark what no no no you can't touch it if you touch it to

you can't touch it if you touch it to

you can't touch it if you touch it to people's Amy damn alright don't forget

people's Amy damn alright don't forget

people's Amy damn alright don't forget there is currently about 5,000 people

there is currently about 5,000 people

there is currently about 5,000 people 5,000 100 people but that's the 200

5,000 100 people but that's the 200

5,000 100 people but that's the 200 people we are getting ready to go to a

people we are getting ready to go to a

people we are getting ready to go to a partay are we gonna dance our little

partay are we gonna dance our little

partay are we gonna dance our little heart says we've just got the presents

heart says we've just got the presents

heart says we've just got the presents set up over here it's a boy party today

set up over here it's a boy party today

set up over here it's a boy party today guys guys guys guys no no no no no this


have an actual nice dog garden much

have an actual nice dog garden much better it's much nicer like Scottish

better it's much nicer like Scottish

better it's much nicer like Scottish garden yeah that's that you got idea

garden yeah that's that you got idea

garden yeah that's that you got idea look at the nice little trees I have

look at the nice little trees I have

look at the nice little trees I have left them so nice and a line of trees

left them so nice and a line of trees

left them so nice and a line of trees here oh it's a bit windy oh no way can

here oh it's a bit windy oh no way can

here oh it's a bit windy oh no way can you guys tell the difference between

you guys tell the difference between

you guys tell the difference between these two pieces of grass here Scott

these two pieces of grass here Scott

these two pieces of grass here Scott this one which is called call this one

this one which is called call this one

this one which is called call this one one and this one too can you guys tell

one and this one too can you guys tell

one and this one too can you guys tell the difference between one and two

the difference between one and two

the difference between one and two you ready leave comments below okay or

you ready leave comments below okay or

you ready leave comments below okay or don't participate and I'm about to

don't participate and I'm about to

don't participate and I'm about to answer you the question one is


oh yes that just crema Faiz it so I'll

oh yes that just crema Faiz it so I'll take that bread dip it into that garlic

take that bread dip it into that garlic

take that bread dip it into that garlic in the garlic sauce is from green

in the garlic sauce is from green

in the garlic sauce is from green actually in color

actually in color

actually in color oh it's like a herb in there too yeah

well the garlic I mean guys dope and

well the garlic I mean guys dope and

well the garlic I mean guys dope and it's like a loyal yeah that's great

it's like a loyal yeah that's great

it's like a loyal yeah that's great so the restaurant is called butter in

so the restaurant is called butter in

so the restaurant is called butter in China and this restaurant is really cool

China and this restaurant is really cool for foreigners like me for visitors

for foreigners like me for visitors

for foreigners like me for visitors because of the atmosphere but it's also

because of the atmosphere but it's also

because of the atmosphere but it's also great for locals for Russians because it

great for locals for Russians because it brings back memories that nostalgia so


whooshing

You're going to jail, marshmallow ghost!

whirring

ghost pained grunting

heart beating

- Welcome, Ghost!

monster groaning

- [Bryan] Whoa, you got 'em, Ollie!


Ross : Oh, right. Maybe I'll just go home.

Monica : We certainly are alone.

Chandler : Good thing we have that "not New York" rule.

Listen, since we're on that subject...

Monica : ...I just wanted to tell you that...

Monica : I was going through a hard time in London...

Monica : ...with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Ross' mother.

Well, anyway, I just...

Monica : That night meant a lot to me. And I'm trying to say thanks.


Bernadette : Ooh!

Bernadette : - Come on, back me up here. - Oh.

Bernadette : Ooh!

Bernadette : Okay. I cast a love spell on Sheldon and Amy.

Bernadette : Ooh! Sorry, I thought you were gonna do that...

Howard : The love spell takes effect. When Sheldon looks at Amy...

Howard : ...she is the most beautiful half-orc he's ever seen...

Howard : ...and he's overcome with a desire to rip her armor off...

Howard : ...and gaze fondly at her four hairy breasts.

Howard : When Amy sees Sheldon, he looks...

Howard : ...just like Sheldon because apparently she's into that.


Beckett : and decided to kill the family doctor.

Beckett : That kind of order comes from above.

Beckett : Did Dino Scarpella give the order?


- I dunno man it's all day man

why couldn't they just take them?

- I know right?

Alright you guys.

Here's everything we found behind Peek's Motel


l blame myself.


of the soggy sort of dreamy but the

of the soggy sort of dreamy but the gravy which is just like solid chili

gravy which is just like solid chili

gravy which is just like solid chili yeah and then we got to talk about these

yeah and then we got to talk about these in the day go to Mecca frog I'm back

in the day go to Mecca frog I'm back

in the day go to Mecca frog I'm back girl you can fry three chicken fry a lot

girl you can fry three chicken fry a lot of things just food out of control

of things just food out of control

of things just food out of control food gone wild in India that's doing me


Sheldon : Now, I don't see me as some four-star general back at HQ...

...riding a desk and playing goIf with the Secretary of Defense.

Sheldon : But I also can't be Sergeant Cooper because that might lead you...

...to think of me as a regular Joe. This might take some thought. As you were.

- What the hell is wrong with you? - How could you do that?

Raj : Yeah, right. You're jealous because...

...I'm Penny's number-two choice after Leonard.

Howard : Hey, if I wasn't engaged to Bernadette, that totally could have been me.

Please. Sheldon would've been before you...

Leonard : ...and he might not even have genitals.

Raj : Why do you care so much? You're dating my sister...

Raj : ...and Penny and I are in love.

- What, heh? - What?

Sheldon : Gentlemen, if I may interject.

Sheldon : I've decided my rank will be captain.

Sheldon : If it's good enough for Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo...

Sheldon : ...it's good enough for me.

- You're not in Iove with Penny. - Yes, I am.

Raj : The god Kamadeva has shot us with his flowery arrows of love.


this worn inside in this country horn

this worn inside in this country horn plays a very important role in his

plays a very important role in his

plays a very important role in his pastries and dessert

we've heard the front drive was it a

we've heard the front drive was it a

we've heard the front drive was it a punchy and flakey pastry I'm not crazy

punchy and flakey pastry I'm not crazy

punchy and flakey pastry I'm not crazy about the sweet cream they're using in

about the sweet cream they're using in

about the sweet cream they're using in here but I love the juicy sweet popcorn

here but I love the juicy sweet popcorn

here but I love the juicy sweet popcorn from the forum definitely take the

from the forum definitely take the

from the forum definitely take the outside pastry in the floor coating Kiwi

outside pastry in the floor coating Kiwi chiller also dummy a little weight this

chiller also dummy a little weight this

chiller also dummy a little weight this is the little lying rabbit thing he's

is the little lying rabbit thing he's

is the little lying rabbit thing he's eating McDonald's fries I mean is this I

eating McDonald's fries I mean is this I don't know this guy supposed to do

don't know this guy supposed to do

don't know this guy supposed to do anything besides sitting there looking

anything besides sitting there looking

anything besides sitting there looking all cute a hole it's a it's a little

all cute a hole it's a it's a little

all cute a hole it's a it's a little lying rabid fan yeah apparently battery

lying rabid fan yeah apparently battery

lying rabid fan yeah apparently battery not included let's start with a golden

not included let's start with a golden

not included let's start with a golden egg burger because there's a obviously

egg burger because there's a obviously

egg burger because there's a obviously an egg sitting here in this egg it's a

an egg sitting here in this egg it's a

an egg sitting here in this egg it's a fried over hard egg and it kind of looks


Barney : Robin Scherbatsky--

Barney : you are an American.

Woman : Look who's back from the wishing well.

Ted : It didn't work, I'm still here.

Ted : Marshall, what are we doing?

Ted : We should be on the road.

Marshall : Ok, Ted, we're not in college anymore, okay?

Marshall : We don't have to drive all night.

Lily : Besides, they have a spa.

Woman : All our spa treatments are designed for couples.

Woman : Would you be interested

in the two-person, cornmeal body scrub?


Leonard : And we all thank you.

[DOOR CLOSES]


vehicle engine roaring

screeching

acoustic music

Okay, so we just arrived to this center

of the city of Tabriz.

We're walking through the lanes now on our way

to go eat breakfast first.

First thing eating breakfast

before we continue exploring the Grand Bazaar.

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Coming covered the amazing roof.

Handmade leather shoes.

upbeat music


Okay. And go!

Joey : Let me show you the catalog.

Look. See?

Joey : It's the latest thing.

Joey : Everyone's got one. Men, women, children.


I'm Joey! I'm an actor!

I don't know squat about dinosaurs!

I'm Ted, and I just moved here, and New York really scares me.

Ross : -There you go! -Hang in there, Teddy!

I'm Andrew.


Sheldon : Specifically, how would the Civil War have gone differently...

Sheldon : ...if Lincoln had been a robot sent from the future?


Nice to meet you, thank you very much.

He's rolled in his suit, that's awesome.


Bert : Ever since I won, people think I'm great.

Sheldon : Well, just this once,

Sheldon : you can count me as people, too.

Bert : You know, as a MacArthur Grant winner,

Bert : I'm allowed to nominate someone for next year.

Amy : Really?

Sheldon : I didn't know that.

Bert : So I was thinking, you know,

Bert : engineers don't get a lot of respect.

Bert : Is your friend Howard working on anything cool?

You know, I-I'm not sure.


Mrs Cooper : from one of his friends.

Penny : Yeah.

Sheldon : But I wasn't.

'Cause I didn't have any friends.

laughs : No.

Mrs Cooper : It turns out that this little scallywag was trying

Mrs Cooper : to use my Visa card to buy uranium

Mrs Cooper : from an African warlord in the country of Chad!

Dr Hofstadter : Sounds like Sheldon was a handful.

Mrs Cooper : Oh, he was a handful.


girls have a habit whenever someone said actually eat something I'm what the

actually eat something I'm what the

actually eat something I'm what the Chinese people call really quite like if

Chinese people call really quite like if you tell me especially when it comes to

you tell me especially when it comes to

you tell me especially when it comes to food like if you tell me something as

food like if you tell me something as

food like if you tell me something as good as you try it I'm gonna trust you a

good as you try it I'm gonna trust you a dumpling sure I did not expect this look

dumpling sure I did not expect this look at this it looks like boiled dumplings

at this it looks like boiled dumplings

at this it looks like boiled dumplings usually these are fry right oh this is

usually these are fry right oh this is

usually these are fry right oh this is amazing

come here and get Dutch soft-skinned

come here and get Dutch soft-skinned

come here and get Dutch soft-skinned Media Center a little vinegary and they

Media Center a little vinegary and they

Media Center a little vinegary and they covered it in this little pool of sesame

covered it in this little pool of sesame sauce inside crunchy cabbage and meat

sauce inside crunchy cabbage and meat

sauce inside crunchy cabbage and meat almost enjoy this more than a ramen

delicious you I think after 3 balls 3

delicious you I think after 3 balls 3

delicious you I think after 3 balls 3 balls and a plated dumplings that my


grunting

- Say it even scarier, "I'm Batman!"

You want to come step over here, buddy?

Do a superhero pose, all right, let's do it.

One, two, three!

Whoa!


My whole identity is lost in a pit of menthol ashes.

Work is good.

I'm never going back to that gym again.

Today at work, I had to have an intern

Rip up my bagel and put little pieces in my mouth.

Yeah, I'm done there, too.

That place is horrible.

What about your big muscular trainer

Who's so into stretching you out?

Yeah, well, turns out

That guy had no affiliation with the gym whatsoever.

Come on, guys, don't give up on the gym.

It's been great for us.

Like today, robin and I had a really nice moment.

Oh, god! Oh... Yahhh!

Robin, hey, I just wanted


Zoey : You guys should come to my house for Thanksgiving.

Zoey : My husband always spends it with his daughter, so I'm gonna be alone, anyway.

Zoey : You're not exactly who I thought I'd be spending Thanksgiving with, either.

Ted : And if Zoey is a cartoon character, she's Cinderella's evil stepmother!

Zoey : Get out! All of you, out!

Ted : We have to go back to Zoey's.


Suyin? Detective Beckett, NYPD. We'd like a word.

Zhu Yin : I don't want trouble.

Beckett : No, no, you're not in any trouble.

Beckett : We just need to ask you a few questions.

Zhu Yin : I know nothing. I must work now.

Beckett : She knows more than she's letting on.

Beckett : It's like she's afraid to talk to us.

Zhang : Us, or perhaps you.

Her dialect indicates that she's from the Chongqing region.

Zhang : The police corruption is rampant there.


Castle : The mug?

No, the taser. It's a modified taser.

It emits a disorienting light and amplified voltage.

Beckett : Enough voltage to stop a heart.

Esposito : And make the facial muscles contract.

Castle : I guess Amanda wanted the people responsible for her father's death

Castle : to suffer the same way he did.

Beckett : So, three days of fear capped with a dark, heart-stopping death.

Esposito : Yeah, but how did she get the power to go out?

Esposito : She used this.


-I'm loud. -It's gonna be up all night.

-I'm up all night. -It's gonna poop.

Hello!

Rachel : What about all the women?

If I'm bringing home a woman who can't stand a baby..

then maybe I don't wanna be with that woman.

Or maybe we'll do it in the bathroom of the club!

But I won't say stuff like that around the baby.

Rachel : Joey, are you sure?

Yeah. Look, I know sometimes it'll be hard, okay..

but it'll also be really, really great.

Joey : Please, Rachel, I really want you to stay.

I want me to stay too. Thank you.

-Joey, look at this crib. It's so cute. -I know. I found it on the street.


upbeat music


Maybe just some scallions sprouts onions. Asparagus it's spicy

Please thank you and what i love about this is you don't have to stand here and wait?

Give them, your table number go get some other food go sit down. They're, gonna, bring it to you

All right let's go to this section i didn't see before this is where they cook all the meats and then tandoori oven?

Oh, tandoori chicken not too much left you guys have, any more tandoori chicken that's fresh coming out. Oh there it is

Fish tikka, so let's try a little bit of everything, what is this tandoori, aloo paneer tikka?


Alfred : How is everyone today?

Beverley : Good, and you?

Alfred : Good, good. Good.

Mary : I'm good, too.

Randall Penny's brother : Good.

Sheldon : So, did you defile my mother or not?

Sheldon!

Mary : You're being rude.

Alfred : If I may, I can assure you,

Alfred : your mother and I did nothing more

Alfred : than share a cab and a conversation.

Sheldon : Did that conversation include the phrase

"your genitals are a joy to behold"?

That's enough!

Alfred : Look, I promise you, neither I, nor anyone, has ever said that.

Leonard : You don't know his girlfriend very well.

Sheldon : Or what a joy it is to behold my genitals.

Penny : All right, you guys, uh, get settled in,

Penny : then we'll go across the hall and say hi to everyone.

Randall : You know, It's hard to believe I've never met Leonard.

Wyatt : Well, he probably buys his illegal drugs

Wyatt : from a local vendor.


Wow

Wow let's say gift for the very special

let's say gift for the very special

let's say gift for the very special people on the behalf of the whole nation

people on the behalf of the whole nation mr. scanner is given this your family

mr. scanner is given this your family

mr. scanner is given this your family kiddush this is a very high quality

kiddush this is a very high quality

kiddush this is a very high quality carpet

carpet

carpet [Music]

[Applause]

thank you so much thank you so much I'm

thank you so much thank you so much I'm

thank you so much thank you so much I'm blown away and speechless right now the

blown away and speechless right now the

blown away and speechless right now the most precious the most memorable the

most precious the most memorable the

most precious the most memorable the most special gift I've ever received a

most special gift I've ever received a

most special gift I've ever received a huge honor and now we have come over to

huge honor and now we have come over to

huge honor and now we have come over to the next place this place is called BAM

the next place this place is called BAM

the next place this place is called BAM land hello hello good-good thank you


Sheldon : and I don't want to disappoint them.

Amy : And the mood continues to change.

Sheldon : No, and also, I don't want to disappoint you. I...

Sheldon : You know, come on. It's your birthday.

Sheldon : I can soldier through this.

H-Hold on.

Amy : I think I might have a little surprise

Amy : that might help get things back on track.

Sheldon : Intriguing.

Is âback on trackâ a hint

Sheldon : that it has something to do with trains?

Bernadette : No.

Sheldon : Because if it did have to do with trains, and you were

Sheldon : gonna give... It's not about trains!

Oh. Not even a cozy sleeper car on the Orient Express?

Amy : Stop talking about trains!

Sheldon : Who's killing the mood now?


Beckett : You know, Castle, there's a bit of poetic justice in this.

Castle : Poetic justice, how?

Beckett : Well, I mean, think about it.

Beckett : You set a trap for Alexis

Beckett : and now someone, or something, has set one for you.

Castle : Promise me you'll come back.

Beckett : In case I don't make it.

Oh.

Castle : That's cute. But seriously, hurry back.

'Kay?

Esposito : What's that?


- [Missy] Oh my goodness.

cow mooing Ollie yells

- [Ollie] Hey Finn, what are you doing?

Are you making a scary, cat face?

Hey Mommy, what are you doing?

- I'm eating a breakfast burrito.

- [Ollie] Hey Daddy, what are you doing?

- I'm eating my chorizo breakfast burrito.

What are you doing?

You're vlogging?

- I'm just drinking my chocolate milk.

Hey guys, what kind of food do you like?

Comment down below.

- [Bryan] That's a great thing for them

to comment down below it, huh?

- I like quesadillas.

I like candy.

And I like pancakes too, with syrup.

- He's holding the camera all on his own right now

and vlogging, and it's so funny.

Alright, Ollie has a joke for me,

and I've never heard it before.

Go ahead.

- Why did the ice cream go to the doctor?

- [Bryan] Why did the ice cream go to the doctor?

- Because it wasn't licking good.

- It wasn't licking good.

What?

- [Missy] He's got another one.

- Why did the banana go to the doctor?

- [Bryan] I don't know, why?


- You have the translation in English.

- [Mark] Cool.

So then this is coming for a churrascaria,

do you always have a buffet as well?

- Exactly.

- [Mark] With salad.

- With salad and it is good also,

heart of palms, artichokes, oysters, salmon.

- Their condiment section is out of control!

The dressings, the mustards,

the barbecue sauce, the ketchup.

Look at this selection of olive oils,

the sriracha, the chili sauces, the Tabasco,

but then along with churrascaria, along with your meat,

there's always a salad bar,

so there's vegetables, there's different salads,

there's tomatoes, there's heart of palm,

there's some asparagus, and there's even some seafood.

There's some oysters, there's some squid and some stews.

It's good to balance meat with vegetables.

upbeat Latin music

people chatter and laugh


Castle : He claimed the ticket as his own. Clearly, no one else knew about it.

Beckett : What about family? Did Walters have any?

Well, according to county records,

the only living relative of Hank Walters

Ryan : is a nephew named Tom.

Ryan : And guess where he lives?


Tagine right on the streets of Marrakech.

Just look at the steaming tagine from heaven.


and a hat bro all right let's see it Ben [Music]

what else you guys can each do separate

what else you guys can each do separate

what else you guys can each do separate baths tonight so you can play with your

baths tonight so you can play with your

baths tonight so you can play with your own toy in there K all right one last

own toy in there K all right one last

own toy in there K all right one last thing this one's perfect


[Music]

[Music] all right sunset time-lapse is done

all right sunset time-lapse is done

all right sunset time-lapse is done we're heading over to eat hungry your

we're heading over to eat hungry your

we're heading over to eat hungry your face is so rad baby we're all super it's

face is so rad baby we're all super it's the camera it always does that yeah it

the camera it always does that yeah it

the camera it always does that yeah it always does that

always does that

always does that it always does let's go all right

it always does let's go all right

it always does let's go all right working on he's working on the clips

working on he's working on the clips

working on he's working on the clips from today which Josie you're on another

from today which Josie you're on another level bro how much you pay this guy give


Raj : You have no idea. They're everywhere.

Howard : Okay, guys, think. How do we keep Raj in the country?

PENNY [FROM OUTSIDE] : Why doesn't he just get another job?

Howard after Raj whispers to him : What are you asking me for? I don't know if you can talk now or not.

Raj : Oh, beef.

I'm gonna miss you so much.

Did you know at the Mumbai McDonald's, you can't get a Big Mac?

Raj : All you can get is a Chicken Maharaja Mac.

And the special sauce?

Raj : Curry. Which in India, believe you me, is really not that special.

Leonard : -Don't worry. You'll find another job. -Yeah, let me start practicing for it.

"Do you want fries with that Maharaja Mac?"

Sheldon : Hi, Leonard. Hello, Raj.

Raj : Hello, Sheldon.

Sheldon : Forgive me. I'm not adept at reading facial cues.


Rachel : -Pheebs, that's for men. -l know.

When l go to the party later...

...Mike will know l'm over him because l'll smell like another guy.

Okay.


Raj : Oh.

Howard : Go away, Sheldon.

There's a $9.95 e-book down the drain.

Raj : What's in the bag?

Sheldon : It's for Howard.

Howard : Oh. Sheldon, you can't fix this with gifts.

Sheldon : Nevertheless, I've hurt you,

Sheldon : and whether you forgive me or not,

Raj : I want you to have this.


Cuddy : Keep it quiet.

Cuddy : Her BP reacts to stress and yelling is not...

If you think that I'm not in pain, then don't give me anything.

House : Keep me away from the aspirin,

but if I'm in a butt-load of pain, I need a butt-load of pills.

Cuddy : Fine. You need more pills.

Cuddy : You're not getting them.

Cuddy : You can have all the aspirin you want.

FOREMAN : I say we draw straws.

Loser drives down to Trenton and scores him an eight ball.

House : Which one of you two gave her an aspirin?

What? Her symptoms fit Reye's Syndrome.

House : Which doesn't make any sense, unless she took aspirin.

Rob? No way. She's a kid.

Judge : I've read the 800 warning labels.

Edie : I'm not even angry.

Edie : I just want her to be okay.

HOUSE : She's lying.

House : She's angry, 'cause you kidnapped her kid.

House : She'll be angrier if the kid dies.

Alice : I didn't. One aspirin

House : combined with a pre-existing infection,

that's all it takes to set off an attack.

Rob : I'm not lying.

Well, sure, you've certainly earned our trust.

House : Where was Alice the night before she came in?

Edie : With me. Well, at my house.

Foreman : I went out. She stayed with the babysitter.

Rob : Where were you? None of your business.

Rob : You hired someone that might have poisoned our daughter.

She's 15. She's very responsible.

Is she a 15-year-old pharmacist?

Or just some kid from down the street

who needed 20 bucks for lip gloss

House : Put your kid on charcoal hemoperfusion.

Shouldn't we see what the babysitter has to say?

House : I know what she's gonna say.

House : She's gonna lie to save her business.

House : I need more pills.


Well, so am I.

Could I interest you in a nightcap?

I think that you could.

Sheldon : Leonard?

Sheldon : Leonard?


Uh, she says she has to go back to her family.

Howard : But Penny has her number if you wanna text her and get together.

Okay, I'm gonna play it cool.

Tell her, "Maybe. Whatever, babe."

He'll text you, heh.

Huh. Look at that. I have a date.

Raj : I love America again.

Sheldon : And now for dessert.

Sheldon : Come on, hot fudge sundae. Come on, hot fudge sundae.


Beckett : Yeah. The head of the drone program agreed to a meeting.

Castle : What is going on here? Do you think the military took him out?

Beckett : I don't see how they could.

Castle : Because they wouldn't cross that line?

Beckett : Because in my experience,

Beckett : huge bureaucracies don't act with that kind of efficiency.

Castle : Well, that's comforting.

Becket : No wild theories about the military-industrial complex?

Castle : I just don't want to believe my country could do something like this.

Beckett : Me neither.

Hooper : Detective Beckett, Mr. Castle, thank you for visiting Fort Drummond.

So we gather that you believe that there was an incident

Hooper : that occurred in the city that...

Beckett : No, not an incident. A murder. From a drone strike.

Colonel Fortis : That's an outrageous accusation, Detective.

Colonel Fortis : What do you base it on?

Beckett : Forensic evidence at the crime scene,

it's consistent with a drone-fired missile.

Beckett : How many drones were in the air this morning?


started yeah I've seen really have

started yeah I've seen really have you've seen I shut me alive this is kind

you've seen I shut me alive this is kind of how one of them episode starts guys


Awkward silence. Tap it.

Ted : Hey, Lucy. What are you doing up?

There were some loud noises in the basement.

Sorry about that.

- Why don't you get back to bed, sweetie? - I can't go to sleep without a story.

- Okay, I'll just get your mom... - Why don't you read it to me?


House : I'm thinking the amount of blood when she cut herself. So let's start with some blood work.

House : Collect and send for clotting studies, P.T., P.T.T., factor five, protein "C" and "S".

House : The whole shebang. Good luck.

Luke : No pickles, and it's cold now.

Cameron : If it's a Reuben, that's the way he likes it. - Everyone, this is Luke.

- Allison Cameron. It's nice to finally meet you. - Yeah. Save it. We're busy.

House : Luke, give us another half hour with your mom. We need to do some tests.


Deal?

House : Here's what I'm thinking. You went to a parole hearing

House : where one of your old patients was denied.

House : Hence the attire, hence the tardiness,

House : and most important, hence the anger.

House : You think you can restore the cosmic balance

House : by doing extra good here.

House : More annoyingly by having me do it.

House : And deal.


Mmm-hmm. It looks as though he even slept in the parents' bed.

Castle : Well, of course. That one was too hard,

Castle : and Baby Bear's bed was just right.

Castle : - Looks like he struggled. - Unsuccessfully. Here, you see that?

It's a needle mark from a syringe.

Probably was injected with something that stopped his heart.

Lanie : I'll run toxicology.

As soon as I can pinpoint a COD, I'll give you a call.

Beckett : - Great, thank you. Mmm-hmm.

Hey.

Castle : You know who kills with syringes? Mad doctors and B-movie Nazis.

Castle : - Why not just use a gun? - Guns are loud.

Beckett : I've seen squatters in abandoned buildings, but nothing like this.

Castle : And then someone sneaks in and kills him with a needle. Weird.

Beckett : - How're the Dysons doing? - Mom and Dad are pretty shaken up.

Little girl doesn't really know what's going on.

Beckett : Did anyone know they were leaving town?

Esposito : Just people from work, daughter's school, stuff like that.

- We're running them down. - Hey, check this out.

Detective Kevin Ryan : Dysons found this in the kitchen. Said it's not theirs.

Beckett : This is here. Yeah. Weird, huh?

Beckett : Why would he take pictures?

Castle : So he could put everything back the way he found it.

Beckett : He was hoping nobody would know that he was here.

Castle : Almost as though he was hiding.

Beckett : All right, have a tech pull the memory card.

Beckett : See if any of the deleted photos can tell us who he is.

- Ooh! She's gonna kill him. - He's dead.

Ryan : So, Castle, is it true? You finally off the market?

Castle : Guys, seriously, if you breathe a word of this, I swear I will make you...


Raj : Feel better now?

It's indigenous to Brazil, as is the cocoa bean from which we get chocolate.

Sheldon : You promised you wouldn't do that anymore.

- Hey, Hofstadter. - Hey, Kripke.


night and I am ready to start another

night and I am ready to start another day here in pub chica oh honey

day here in pub chica oh honey

day here in pub chica oh honey were you warm last night


- [Mark] The colors.

- [Lalo] You know.

- [Mark] Yes.

- [Lalo] Yeah.

- Yeah, totally different.

What I love about these tacos is that they stuff

either cheese, we've got one with cheese and one with fish.

It's marlin?

- Yeah, marlin.

- Marlin fish.

They stuff it into a jalapeno, and then they batter it,

and then they deep fry it so you get it all crispy.

And then after that, they assemble the taco.

So they grab the tortillas.

They chop up the jalapenos

with the cheese or with the marlin.

They chop it up.

They stuff it into the taco.

Then they add on,

he adds on some of the fried shrimp after that.

And then you can top it with all of your onions and salsas.

This thing is just exploding with ingredients.

It's just bulging.

They're massive.

These are huge.

- Huge tacos.

- Okay, alright.


You can see the giant cauldron of stock in the back.

This is most incredible noodle scene guys.


So the fact that I came out here and saw this

was like, oh, my gosh.

- [Bryan] Is it like wet over here?

I'm curious if he like--

- Yeah, I mean. - I don't know.

Let's go check the cameras and see what happened.

- Yeah, let's check the cameras.

- Yeah, I literally like if I hadn't come out here,

I feel like this whole house would've been flooded.

He was like ready to go, huh?

- [Bryan] Finn.

Two year olds are crazy, you guys.

- I literally left him alone for two minutes.

- [Bryan] Okay, we're gonna check the cameras, Finn.

You wanna check them with us?

- Yeah.

- [Bryan] All right, we have pulled up the security footage


Sheldon : ...exhausted by your constant tomfoolery.

Raj : But it's true.

[SNORTS]


rest of this that's fantastic

rest of this that's fantastic one of you guys can still hear me

one of you guys can still hear me

one of you guys can still hear me there's a generator over there but this

there's a generator over there but this

there's a generator over there but this looks really good I don't know what


Something that's very common in the Bai ethnic culture

culinary scene is pork sashimi.

Completely raw pig, and so she is slicing up some pork

right here, that's all gonna be pork sashimi,

and she just cut me a piece of the skin.

Looks kind of like a little piece of chewing gum here.

Whoa, that is kinda like a piece of chewing gum.

Okay, it's actually quite awesome though.

It's very leathery, like extremely leathery,

kind of like blubbery.

With some chili oil, that could be really good.

Xie, xie.

And she gave me another piece and this one I'm reaching

in, these are all the sauce condiments.

You can mix your sauce but, since we're just standing here

eating I'm just eat a little bit of that chili oil


Yeah, and there's a bowI of cranberry sauce that's-

Chandler : What happens to cranberry sauce?


- Sweep the area... Look out!

Beckett : Go! Go! Get him!

Esposito : Move, move, move! Let's go! Come on!

Beckett : Where's Kitty?

Castle : The money's gone.

Beckett : You stay here.

Castle : What if they come back?

Beckett : Hey! Hey!


benign flower harder with one hand cuz I got a blow oh my gosh

got a blow oh my gosh

got a blow oh my gosh flash flash gotten away it's unsafe with

flash flash gotten away it's unsafe with one hand it's good safety first in this

one hand it's good safety first in this

one hand it's good safety first in this house yeah due to two hands there you go

house yeah due to two hands there you go yeah yes I believe that some type of

yeah yes I believe that some type of

yeah yes I believe that some type of update isn't order lots of change in 30

update isn't order lots of change in 30

update isn't order lots of change in 30 days I'm not however long it's been a

days I'm not however long it's been a

days I'm not however long it's been a lot a lot changes in that amount of time

lot a lot changes in that amount of time like this guy over here mad what you

like this guy over here mad what you

like this guy over here mad what you guys know that we've spent countless

guys know that we've spent countless

guys know that we've spent countless countless time on our Wizard of Oz

countless time on our Wizard of Oz

countless time on our Wizard of Oz pinball machine one of the funnest

pinball machine one of the funnest

pinball machine one of the funnest things in our household it's just

things in our household it's just

things in our household it's just awesome I have a crazy story about this

awesome I have a crazy story about this

awesome I have a crazy story about this one Willy Wonka okay so back in 2015


located in a very historic hotel right

located in a very historic hotel right yeah

yeah

yeah and so it's called dr. chief BOGO

and so it's called dr. chief BOGO

and so it's called dr. chief BOGO Shivaji vodka all right yeah let's go

Shivaji vodka all right yeah let's go

Shivaji vodka all right yeah let's go inside okay so we have stepped into dr.


ah the broth looks really clear oh yes

ah the broth looks really clear oh yes seafood flavor and a bit of porkiness in

seafood flavor and a bit of porkiness in here 100% need some chilies

here 100% need some chilies

here 100% need some chilies he said to add a lot of chili I love it

he said to add a lot of chili I love it

he said to add a lot of chili I love it when people whisper sweet food noting

when people whisper sweet food noting

when people whisper sweet food noting this in my ear never had Cueto in soup

this in my ear never had Cueto in soup

this in my ear never had Cueto in soup before oh heavens since supe super porky

before oh heavens since supe super porky you got different types of seafood in

you got different types of seafood in

you got different types of seafood in here some fish balls some pieces of pork

here some fish balls some pieces of pork shrimp veggies let me throw some

shrimp veggies let me throw some

shrimp veggies let me throw some cilantro in here

cilantro in here

cilantro in here that will make my soup amazingly awesome


Oops.

House : Kutner was secretly a woman, that's why he killed himself.

House : It's Amber.

Wilson : Your subconscious picked my dead girlfriend?

House : Yeah, the irrational part of my brain

House : works like the rational part of yours.

House : How about that?

Wilson : It raises questions.

Amber : It answers questions.

House : Who cares?

House : I've got competing ideas. They can't both be right.

Amber : Everybody gets competing ideas. Everybody has doubts.

House : So is it regular radical, me radical or me-out-of-my-mind radical?

Wilson : It's on the upper end of you radical.

Wilson : Do you have any alternative?

House : Nothing that anyone in my head has come up with.

Wilson : Then you're as safe as you can be.

Great.

House : You get the LP results back?

Yeah.

Wilson : It's a big shock. You don't have MS.

Wilson : But while I had your blood sample, I checked Vicodin levels.

Wilson : Way too high.

House : I need the pills.

Amber : Not an argument. He knows that's not an argument.

House : It could still be schizophrenia.

Wilson : House, if you're on anti-psych meds,

Wilson : you're not going to be able to practice...

Cameron : I know.

Wilson : You'd prefer electroshock therapy to rehab?

House : I'd prefer something that could actually work.

Wilson : You're rationalizing.

Amber : No kidding.

Wilson : I know that you're afraid of the pain, but electroshock...

House : Don't give me the cancer voice, that overly earnest tone.

Wilson : Heart attack, stroke, seizure, death or worse.


Penny : Okay, well, it sounds like things are gonna work out.

Leonard : Yeah. Yeah, it's all good.

Everything's gonna work out, one way or another.

God, come on, Leonard.

Penny : You are entitled to try and make things go the way you want them to.


Masters : it was like gladiator school...

Elena : Do you want me to donate a kidney to my sister?

Yes.

Okay.

Masters : Really? It might not fix your relationship.

Masters : Probably shouldn't have said that.

Foreman : - Your left. - On your left!

Taub : Stop whining already.

Taub : I was getting a sniper.

Taub : Five minutes left in the break.

But the next level is just past the cooling tanks.

Foreman : That was the deal. We take this break, you do a practice test.

Taub : I didn't have the flu.

Taub : I just choked.

Foreman : You make life and death decisions every day.

Foreman : You work for House.

Foreman : You're under constant pressure and you never choke.

Taub : I got a perfect score on my first pathology boards.

Taub : I kept thinking whatever my score is now,

Taub : it's going to be a measure of the distance

Taub : between me and the man I used to be.

Foreman : You gotta stop psyching yourself out.

Taub : Well, the last test was before I lost my wife and my home.

Taub : So I'm sure the next one will go much better.


am i you've lived here your whole life

am i you've lived here your whole life and you didn't do that

and you didn't do that

and you didn't do that that's your first time alright goodbye

that's your first time alright goodbye

that's your first time alright goodbye to this beautiful area on to the next my

to this beautiful area on to the next my place is awesome

place is awesome

place is awesome [Music]

wow wow wow

wow wow wow

wow wow wow so apparently Jamie is taking us to

so apparently Jamie is taking us to

so apparently Jamie is taking us to there's some rocks to jump off of

there's some rocks to jump off of

there's some rocks to jump off of apparently look at that water man it

apparently look at that water man it

apparently look at that water man it looks like a washer washing machine

looks like a washer washing machine

looks like a washer washing machine through the Sun Wow oh it's not bad the

through the Sun Wow oh it's not bad the

through the Sun Wow oh it's not bad the lighting right now is beautiful d look

lighting right now is beautiful d look

lighting right now is beautiful d look at my camera hey Bret come here real

at my camera hey Bret come here real

at my camera hey Bret come here real quick I got to show her something she's

quick I got to show her something she's

quick I got to show her something she's gonna be so surprised because Jamie just

gonna be so surprised because Jamie just told me y'all come here one of our


Wendy : - Robin, yours will be right out. - Of course, mine comes last.


Ross : And sexy.

Okay, well, give her a chance to see all that.

Yeah. Yeah. You're right.

-Thanks. l'm gonna go find her. -Good for you.


the eave part as well cuz I think I

the eave part as well cuz I think I might be cool I think we said blue for

might be cool I think we said blue for

might be cool I think we said blue for this pole thing it's gray or something

this pole thing it's gray or something

this pole thing it's gray or something happen em this is gonna be happening

happen em this is gonna be happening

happen em this is gonna be happening soon and then we've got this little


influences in the food so we are going

influences in the food so we are going to a tibetan restaurant now for lunch

to a tibetan restaurant now for lunch

to a tibetan restaurant now for lunch this restaurant is called tibet kitchen

this restaurant is called tibet kitchen

this restaurant is called tibet kitchen and it is on the second level so you

and it is on the second level so you

and it is on the second level so you climb up the stairs through a kind of a


Eleanor pats Richard's leg : Well, they should make you the head of everything.

Ruth mutters to Agnes : She's batting the lashes. You see this?

Agnes : Dr. Webber, the point is, Grace wants to be with her Lenny.

Agnes : She misses him terribly.

Meredith : You realize if I pull out the tube, Grace will die?

Agnes : We're old, magpie. Not daft.

Ruth : Pull the plug. It's what she wants.

Richard : Ladies, I appreciate your concern for your friend.

Richard : But we need to contact a durable power of attorney to sign the release.

Eleanor : - That's Alice. Call Alice. - Grace's daughter.

Agnes : She's a lesbian.

Eleanor : Well, that's OK, isn't it?

I mean, she can still have the power of attorney.

Uh, fine. But we'll need Alice's signature.

Ruth : - Good luck. She lives in Oregon. - Oh, she can fax it.


Those are the most massive baozi you'll ever see.

Just monster size. This is a baozi party.

Oh, and they're bringing in more. Incredible.

It's a baozi lineup.

speaking in foreign language

It's hot.

Look at that.

That is the most beautiful baozi you'll ever see.

There's tofu.

Mm, it's actually a little sweet and spicy.

I think they put a little bit of pumpkin in there.

speaking in foreign language


Sheldon : Are you still mad at me?

Leonard : Yes, we missed our lecture, we were almost arrested,

Leonard : and you got me locked in a room with a man

Leonard : who forced his tongue down the throat of a stuffed Wookiee.

Sheldon : Boy, some people are just glass-half-empty.

Leonard : The glass is empty, Sheldon.

Leonard : It's completely empty.

Leonard : If you gave that glass to a man who was dying of thirst,

Leonard : he would be dead, do you know why?

Sheldon : Before I answer, was he a smoker?


Beckett : You called, Ryan?

Ryan : Don't let the looks fool you, boys, you don't want to mess with her either.

Castle!

Castle : Seriously? I didn't... I didn't bring my vest.

Ryan : Drop your weapons! Now.

Bobby : I got the best lawyer in New York. I'm gonna walk.

Ryan : Not when I hand the feds this.

Uh-oh. Snazzy three-piece suit could only mean one thing,


Wow, that's amazing!

Leonard : I'm in a pretty great mood today myself.

Sheldon : Okay. Guess we're gonna talk about you now.

Leonard : Well, we are, because Dr. Gallo made me realize

Leonard : that I'm a worthwhile person and that my feelings matter.

Raj : I learned that for free from a cat poster, but good for you.

Sheldon : Okay, back to me.


I would have told you. I didn't know that they'd be here.


just regularly trolling me like you do

just regularly trolling me like you do every single day it's Google and I was

every single day it's Google and I was

every single day it's Google and I was like wow people going on about you know

like wow people going on about you know

like wow people going on about you know and I was looking up some sort of border

and I was looking up some sort of border issue in America where I think when

issue in America where I think when

issue in America where I think when people are illegally entering the

people are illegally entering the

people are illegally entering the country they're separating the children

country they're separating the children

country they're separating the children and the families and they're putting

and the families and they're putting

and the families and they're putting them in detention centers and then

them in detention centers and then

them in detention centers and then they're sending the kids away I'm not

they're sending the kids away I'm not

they're sending the kids away I'm not really sure something like that is going

really sure something like that is going on that is what I decided to change the

on that is what I decided to change the

on that is what I decided to change the title and the

title and the

title and the because I was like okay well I think I

because I was like okay well I think I

because I was like okay well I think I think its far-reaching but I if I have

think its far-reaching but I if I have

think its far-reaching but I if I have upset anybody or I've triggered anybody

upset anybody or I've triggered anybody

upset anybody or I've triggered anybody about the fact that there is some kind

about the fact that there is some kind

about the fact that there is some kind of correlation then I'll change it okay

of correlation then I'll change it okay

of correlation then I'll change it okay cuz I'll put my hand out and be

cuz I'll put my hand out and be

cuz I'll put my hand out and be responsible and say hey you know what I

responsible and say hey you know what I

responsible and say hey you know what I mean

mean

mean everyone's I perfect okay wait humor and

everyone's I perfect okay wait humor and obviously some people thought I was

obviously some people thought I was

obviously some people thought I was funny some people obviously didn't like

funny some people obviously didn't like

funny some people obviously didn't like when I put it into Photoshop was like

when I put it into Photoshop was like

when I put it into Photoshop was like that's hilarious

that's hilarious

that's hilarious and I chuckled to myself and I uploaded

and I chuckled to myself and I uploaded

and I chuckled to myself and I uploaded it you know what I mean so I didn't mean

it you know what I mean so I didn't mean any harm

any harm

any harm you know I just thought I'd say it

you know I just thought I'd say it

you know I just thought I'd say it before I spray it anyway let's get

before I spray it anyway let's get

before I spray it anyway let's get inside Oh Eduardo Eduardo did not get


I would just add that I love this place.

There are plenty of places to look and things to do. So much to eat.

I have to try everything.

Now look at this. That giant cancer right there.

I want to go there too, but it's already late,

so I'll be back tomorrow. In a moment.

I'm in Dothonbori again

It is now 11 am and not so crowded, but there are still quite a few people.

I already told you about this dude. Let's go!

$ 8 for this Kingsley crab, freshly roasted on a coal grill.