Monica : This is so weird.

I realized this may be the last time we hang out together.

Joey : It's almost as if he knew.

Monica : I'll get it.

Monica : Hi, Emily.


House : That's the plan.

Ali : In Iceland, the age of consent is 14.

House : I'm surprised that tourism isn't a bigger industry up there.

Ali : So today I'm jailbait.

Ali : But in 22 weeks...

Ali : Anybody can do anything to me.

Ali : Will I be so different in 22 weeks?

House : 22 weeks is enough for an embryo to grow arms and legs.

Ali : It's just a line.

Ali : An arbitrary line drawn by a bunch of sad, old men in robes.

Yeah.

House : Who cares what judges think?

Didn't think of youas a guy who followed rules just because they were rules.

You are... over ten years younger than me.

House : I said over.

House : Gotta go!

House.

Dr. Cuddy!

House : Do you happen to know the way to the Icelandic consulate?

House : This young woman, a stranger to me, was just asking directions.

Security was gonna call the police.

Cuddy : I don't want to do that to you.

Cuddy : Go home.

House : She needed a ride.

She got her on her own, she can get home on her own.

Now.

Cuddy : And if I see you on hospital grounds again, I will call the police.


Cameron : How do you look so okay?

Chase : I spent months wondering how I made it go bad.

Chase : If you never loved me, then I didn't do anything wrong.

Hey.

Chase : Allison, come on.

Chase : It's all right.

Cameron : Still don't know why I said that.

Cameron : It's not even true. I did love you.

Cameron : Just not in a way that would have ever worked.

Chase : Why not?

Cameron : Because everything you said is true.

Cameron : I'm a mess.


Shaw : that he likely subscribes to.

Castle : - I get half of these. Yes.

Shaw : And you also kill people for a living. In your books.

Beckett : This is a pretty wide net.

Shaw : So is Varick and Downing, and so are memberships in high-IQ societies,

Shaw : but put them all together, and sometimes we get lucky.

Beckett : You mean like Berkowitz's parking ticket?

Shaw : It's not always that neat. You just keep adding pieces

Shaw : of the puzzle until a picture emerges.

Avery : Collated subscription information from the profiled periodicals,

as well as member lists from high-IQ organizations within a one-mile radius

Avery : of the Varick and Downing area.

- We got seventeen hits. - Run the names through our database.

Shaw : Most serials have some kind of indication of violent behavior.

Shaw : Criminal or psychiatric records.

Avery : Negative for any matches.

All right, at least we gave it a shot.

Shaw : I'll have our teams interview these guys...

Shaw : - Huh. - "Huh," what?

This one here. Chris Doherty.

He's got a recent driver's license,

Avery : but according to his Social Security number,

Avery : Chris Doherty died six years ago.

Beckett : He's living under a stolen identity.

Shaw : So, does it say where our dead guy supposedly lived?


It's terrible that I was trying to get him to do that.

Terrible? He has to take it.

I mean, how else are you going to pay off all that debt?

Lily, you have

To tell him about this

Before he turns down that job.

You're right.

I feel awful.

You know, there's a sale... We're not going shopping.

Ooh, there he is. Come on, let's go.

Why do I get so nervous around celebrities?

Hi, ted mosby.

I'm ted mosby.

Ted mosby, it's you.

Have we met?

Mr. Mosby, it is an honor to meet you, sir.

Starney binson.


Penny : My point is, I know more about dating than you,

Penny : and if you were as smart as you think you are,

Penny : you would listen to me.

Sheldon : If you know so much, how come I have a date tonight

Sheldon : and you have nothing better to do than drive me to it?

Penny : Fair point.

Penny : You know, there's something

Raj : I've always wondered about Aquaman.

Leonard : Yeah? Where does he poop?

Penny : What?

Raj : What would a toilet look like in Atlantis?

Raj : How would you flush it?

Raj : And when you did flush it, where would the poop go?

Leonard phone rings : Hold that thought.


Leonard : -Kites ho! -Kites ho!

Leonard : Kites ho!

[IN UNISON] Kites ho!

Sheldon : Excuse me. You're misusing the word "ho."

Sheldon : It's an interjection used to call attention to a destination, not an object.

As in, uh, "Land ho!" or, uh, "Westward ho!"

[IN UNISON] Kites ho!

Hey, guys. What are you doing?

Penny : Going out to discover electricity?

[CHUCKLES]

If you refer to the work of Benjamin Franklin, he did not discover electricity.

Leonard : He merely used a kite to determine that lightning consists of electricity.

Leonard : He also invented the Franklin stove, bifocals and the flexible urinary catheter.

Leonard : -Kites ho. -We're heading out for some kite fighting.

Penny : -Kite fighting? -Oh, yeah.

Leonard : It's an extremely competitive, cutthroat sport.

Sheldon : Well, actually, the risk of throat-cutting is very low.

Sheldon : On the other hand, severe string burn is a real and ever-present danger.

-Uh, you wanna come watch? -Oh, gee, ha, sounds amazing.


And also I saw a lotta people dip this into the tea.

crowd chattering

It just, like, because the bread is airy,

that just completely absorbs the tea.

And since we had the soup noodles at the other tea house,

we tried the fried noodles here.

This is like chow mein fried noodles.

There's carrots in here, there's some vegetables

and there's some type of meat.

Grab a little bit of that chili sauce.

This does look and smell really good.

Oh, it is really good.

Garlicky and kinda oily with that chili sauce

with the crispness of the carrots.

And, again, the noodles are very, like, doughy.

That's Tibetan food, like, filling, warming, nourishing,


you come here grossest squid Wow

you come here grossest squid Wow this thing sits like a chicken gizzard

this thing sits like a chicken gizzard

this thing sits like a chicken gizzard that's not an overly seasoned she could

that's not an overly seasoned she could

that's not an overly seasoned she could still get that nice seafood flavor

check out this grilled piece of cod oh

check out this grilled piece of cod oh

check out this grilled piece of cod oh my gosh

my gosh

my gosh noÃ© white flesh perfectly cooked on top

noÃ© white flesh perfectly cooked on top of skin it's just the tiny bit crunchy

of skin it's just the tiny bit crunchy

of skin it's just the tiny bit crunchy perfectly cooked perfectly cooked

perfectly cooked perfectly cooked

perfectly cooked perfectly cooked Oh

please good this mean come here this

please good this mean come here this

please good this mean come here this mean I mean any tenderer you might just

mean I mean any tenderer you might just

mean I mean any tenderer you might just have to start bawling in front of it

melts in your mouth and they grilled it

melts in your mouth and they grilled it

melts in your mouth and they grilled it with a little bit of wine which just

with a little bit of wine which just

with a little bit of wine which just accents the supremely naturally sweet

accents the supremely naturally sweet

accents the supremely naturally sweet flavor of the fish also this thing is

flavor of the fish also this thing is

flavor of the fish also this thing is slightly covered in miso before I hit

slightly covered in miso before I hit

slightly covered in miso before I hit the grill indentation that deep


Ross : Hey, guys.


Becky : Who would do that?

Robin : If you read the story, we might find out.

Becky : Can I do this one, about the horse?

Becky : I love horseys.

Becky : The horse died.

Becky : Guys!

Becky : This news is all really sad.

Robin : Okay, no holds barred...

Robin : What'd you think of Becky?


do like I smile in Vilonia and then this is his first like proper explosion

is his first like proper explosion

is his first like proper explosion that's well you think you got a smile it

that's well you think you got a smile it came with a smile what did you do what


You just think we've got to be lying to...

White lies? What are those?

House : Those are lies we tell to make other people feel better.

Jane : I don't lie.

Rationalizations? What are those?

House : Those are lies we tell to make ourselves feel better.

Jane : No. We don't...

House : Lies of omission?

House : Saddle, bronc or doggie?

House : That's sex talk.

Jane : She used to like being on top, but now she likes to be on her stomach.

Jane : That way she doesn't have to see them looking at her scars.

House : It's child abuse.

Honesty?

House : There's a reason that everybody lies. It works.

It's what allows society to function.


ha oh yeah oh did you look at this room

ha oh yeah oh did you look at this room oh my goodness look at this window what


- [Byran] Are you having so much fun, buddy?

- Yeah!

Aah! Oh!

- [Bryan] So babe, this is what it's gonna be like

when we have a third boy, okay?

- I know. - Just put that in your head

like, if we have a third kid, it's not gonna be a girl.

It's gonna be a little baby boy.

- [Jared] Oh look, he's the angel baby.

- [Bryan] Yeah he is kinda like an angel. he laughs

- I forget how to hold babies!

- [Bryan] Honestly though, Tommy is like the most smiliest,

cuddliest, happiest baby ever.

- Okay, I wasn't sure if I was gonna feel this way,

when I held a baby,

'cause I've been very wishy-washy on what I want,

but I totally, I want a baby - Oh!

It's happening!

It's happening, you guys!

- Go away boys, I gotta nurse!

Oh, no, don't give him chips.


with these little hair clip things.

- I'm sure they call it a dinosaur.

- [Bryan] Dinosaur or like a grabber he's been calling it.

- [Missy] Yeah, what are these?


Nadia : I guess I'm no clumsier than most people...

House : What are you guessing for? You've got a perfect memory.

House : I was told there'd be numbers, dates, fireworks.

Nadia : What do you want to know? Let's go back to 2008.

House : How many trips, stumbles, falls did you have?

Eleven.

House : This really works. Cool.

How about 2009?

Twelve.

House : Even cooler. Last year?

Twenty.

Chase : That's a big spike in dyscoordination.

If you add constipation, it's early onset Parkinson's.

Give her a full neuro-exam and start her on levodopa.

Wilson : I'm so surprised you broke into my apartment without telling me.

Wilson : What is this?

House : An intervention.

Exhibit A : A baggie filled

That better not be what I think it is.

House : If you mean your new junkie girlfriend, then yes.


Leonard : ...which clearly appears to be a previously unknown state of matter.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

Leonard : Thank you.

- Are there any questions? MAN : Yeah.

Voice : What the hell was that?

Leonard : Any other questions?

Dr. Sheldon Cooper here. I am the lead author of this particular paper.

Leonard : Thank you.

Sheldon who previously spoke, now removing his hood and dark glasses : And you, sir, you have completely skipped over the part...

Sheldon who previously spoke, now removing his hood and dark glasses : ...where I was walking through the park...

Sheldon who previously spoke, now removing his hood and dark glasses : ...and I saw these children on a merry-go-round...

Sheldon who previously spoke, now removing his hood and dark glasses : ...which started me thinking about the moment of inertia...

Sheldon who previously spoke, now removing his hood and dark glasses : ...in gasses like helium at temperatures approaching absolute zero.

Leonard : I didn't skip it. It's just an anecdote. It's not science.

Oh, I see. It was the apple falling on Newton's head.

Sheldon : Was that just an anecdote?

- You are not Isaac Newton. - No, no, that's true.

Sheldon : Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple.


and some salt and then squeezed in some fresh lemon.

You can smell the lemon and now the beans go in.


and jump ahead to the next night,

as the Landmarks Preservation Commission

gave their verdict.

Chairman : Last night,

Chairman : this committee took a vote,

Chairman : and while we have all felt from the very beginning that

Ghost : The Arcadian is,

Chairman : well, an eyesore...

Chairman : Mr. Mosby's surprising testimony

about the lion's head stonework

left us no choice but to declare it...

Chairman : a landmark.

Chairman : But then, something else happened last night.

That same lion's head

Ted, on recorder : stonework...

Chairman : ...disappeared.

Zoey : So...

Chairman : that makes our job a little easier.

Chairman : Motion denied.


Raj : seemed like a chance to show off.

There he is!

Raj : There's my happy Hebraic homeboy.

Raj : Yeah, that's the smile I'm gonna remember

Raj : when you're living in the desert and I'm living with your wife.

Beverley : So, what do you do for a living?


- You gonna give me some of yours? - Oh, no.

Chandler : No switching, no sharing. And don't come crying to me.

Chandler : I may just sit here and have my cake all day.


Sheldon : somewhere beyond our solar system,

Raj : going further than anyone ever thought it could.

Don't leave! You can do this!

Bernadette : Sheldon, is everything okay?

Sheldon : It's too late for Koothrappali.

Let's go!

Amy : 11 minutes. That's longer than I thought.

KOOTHRAPPALI : They're in my shirt!

They're in my shirt! They're in my shirt!

Penny : Okay, this is definitely the most fun thing we can do

Penny : with the money.

Leonard : I've never done it on a big old pile of cash before.

high-pitched : "Me neither, Leonard. It's my first time, too."

Bernadette : I'm so sorry I made you feel bad about the money stuff.

Howard : It's okay. No, it's not okay.

Bernadette : I want us to be partners, equals.

Bernadette : Adults in a mature relationship.

Howard : I want that, too.

Bernadette : Now, let's talk about your birthday party.

Howard : Ooh, laser tag, laser tag. Oh!

Amy : Do you really need me to transcribe this?

Sheldon : You're not doing it for me.

Sheldon : You're doing it for future generations

Sheldon : who will benefit from my struggle.

Sheldon : Sheldon's Mine Simulation Log,

entry four :

Sheldon : my Kit Kat has melted.

Sheldon : All is lost.

Raj : You call yourself a friend?!

Raj : I was trying

to help you! And at the first sign of trouble

Raj : you ran away, leaving me to fend off a family of rats!

Raj : You're a completely selfish human being

Raj : and a... and a physical and a moral coward!

Sheldon : His statements of the obvious continue to annoy.


again that nuttiness with the sesame

again that nuttiness with the sesame seeds with the crunch of the chili as

seeds with the crunch of the chili as

seeds with the crunch of the chili as well

well

well I'm gonna try to scoop on some of these

I'm gonna try to scoop on some of these

I'm gonna try to scoop on some of these big green onions stalks and some of that

big green onions stalks and some of that oil and some of those peanuts onto the

oil and some of those peanuts onto the

oil and some of those peanuts onto the rice chicken and just look at the

rice chicken and just look at the

rice chicken and just look at the thickness and flavor of that sauce


So we just got the niuroumian, take a look here guys.

These are not the guamian, they're the wet noodles that

only last for a day or two.


Sheldon : What a wonderful day, thank you.

Penny : Oh, we're glad you had fun.

Sheldon : Blue Icees and a trip to The Container Store?

Sheldon : It's like I died and went to the post-mortem,

Sheldon : neuron-induced hallucination commonly mistaken as heaven.

Leonard : I still don't understand why you bought that pill caddie.

Leonard : You're a young man.

Sheldon : Age is a state of mind, Leonard.

Sheldon : In here I'm 90.

Sheldon : Why are you taking your bins over there?

That's just where I need them.

Leonard : You know, she doesn't have a lot of closet space.

Sheldon : What's wrong with your closet?

Penny : Uh...

Penny : Well, honey, you know,

Penny : now that Leonard and I are married,

Penny : it kind of makes sense that we actually live together.

Sheldon : So that's all this day was?

Sheldon : A plan to butter me up before delivering bad news?

Leonard : Come on, buddy. No, I thought we were friends.

Sheldon : You asked for a sip of my Icee.

Sheldon : If you had your own straw, I might've said yes.

Penny : Sheldon, please, we already feel bad about this.

Sheldon : You know what they don't sell at The Container Store?

Sheldon : Something large enough to contain my disappointment.


Joey : In fact, look.

Joey : I wanna give you something.

Let me give it to you before I pawn it for Cups money.

Joey : I want you to have the big, white dog...


Susan : What'd you do, dip it in sugar?

Look, G.I. Joe's in, Barbie's out.

Ross : And if you guys can't deal with it, that's just your too bad.

Monica : What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbie. Big deal.

Monica : You used to dress up like a woman.

What?

The way you used to dress up in Mom's clothes?

Ross : What are you talking about?

Monica : The big hat, the pearls, the little pink handbag?

Ross : Okay. You are totally making this up.

Monica : How can you not remember?

You made us call you "Bea"?

Chandler : Oh, God.

Susan : I've literally never been this happy.

Monica : Wasn't there a little song?


Flight Attendant : Excuse me. Detective Beckett?

Yes.

Flight Attendant : You've been upgraded to first class.


Why?

Lauren Goldberg : She can't be dead. She can't be dead. She can't.

I'm so sorry, Ms. Goldberg.

Lauren Goldberg : It's not fair. It is so not fair.

Lauren Goldberg : What am I supposed to do?

Beckett : Did the two of you know each other very well?

Lauren Goldberg : Actually, I didn't know her at all.

Castle : Then why would you be so upset?


Kathy : Goodbye, Chandler.

Joey : Open the box!


Ollie : - How many years you have now? - Just passed 17.

Ollie : I'm proud of you.

Ollie : And I'm scared too.

Richard : You got me sober, Ollie.

Richard : You walked me through it.

Richard : And I'm going to walk you through this.

George : OK. That's...

George : She still has...

Meredith : Oh.

Cristina : You're a pervy little boy, George.

- You won't find the cap. - I'll do your dishes for a month.

Cristina : - I don't do dishes. - Laundry.

- Or laundry. - Maybe that's why Burke has me around.

Cristina : Interesting, interesting. Are you having sex with him?

MVO : - No. - Then he likes having me around more.


Hey.

Hey. You got in late last night. Catch a case?

Yeah.

Actually, it was this one.

Beckett : Someone blew up an apartment downtown.

Castle : Seriously? And you didn't call me?

Beckett : Castle, you said you had a chapter due.

Castle : Yes, which is writer-speak for "all procrastinations welcome."

Castle : So what was it, a terrorist plot? A meth lab?

Um, the canvass turned up a description of a guy

Beckett : fleeing the scene in a silver hatchback,

and we called in for traffic-cam footage,

which is probably already in, so I gotta get going.

Or you can have Esposito check that out, he's very good at it.

Castle : I feel like I haven't seen you in days.

Beckett : You know, I really do have to get going, but...

Castle : But you're powerless to resist me, you always have been.

Beckett : - Really? - Hmm.

Beckett : Do you remember when we first met? I kinda thought you were an ass.

Oh, I know you pretended you thought that, but come on.

Castle : We're together now, you can admit it.

Castle : You fell for me the first moment you saw me.

Beckett : No, I didn't.

Castle : Please. You did.

Beckett : You believe that, don't you?


all day long and hey Jo free to join us

all day long and hey Jo free to join us happy birthday mom's about right there's

happy birthday mom's about right there's been there's daddy and there's Olli

been there's daddy and there's Olli

been there's daddy and there's Olli hey that is so happy birthday to my life

hey that is so happy birthday to my life I love you in the morning when your hair

I love you in the morning when your hair is still a mess I love you in your yoga

is still a mess I love you in your yoga

is still a mess I love you in your yoga pants as much as in a dress I love you

pants as much as in a dress I love you

pants as much as in a dress I love you when you're trying out some hip new

when you're trying out some hip new

when you're trying out some hip new trendy fad I love you in your happy

trendy fad I love you in your happy

trendy fad I love you in your happy place and even when you're mad I love

place and even when you're mad I love

place and even when you're mad I love you when you're fired up and have a lot

you when you're fired up and have a lot

you when you're fired up and have a lot to say I love you when you're in a rush

to say I love you when you're in a rush

to say I love you when you're in a rush but call me anyway

but call me anyway

but call me anyway good job 300 pieces yo


It's pretty simple really.

You give in to a sin like envy or pride then you only hurt yourself.

Neal : I love you.

Callie : I'm sorry. I'm...

I... I didn't mean to... I just...

I... I have verbal diarrhea and I'm a moron.

Callie : What are you thinking? Are you freaking out or?

Izzie : George, I need your help. I wouldn't ask if it weren't important. It's...

Cristina : OK.

George : I'll call you? Later?

Burke : Sure.

Finn : Were we supposed to have dinner tonight?

Meredith : - Tell me the truth about Doc. - What about him?

Meredith : You've been downplaying how sick he is, haven't you?


Chandler : Thank you, Helen. That'll be all.

Chandler : Last time I do that. I promise.

-She doesn't seem very warm. -I know. She has no personality.

Wendy, don't do this to me.

Monica : We had a deal. Yeah, you promised.

Rachel : -Who was that? -Wendy bailed.


Ted : Kids, I know you think that you've heard every story

Future Ted : From back before I met your mother,

Future Ted : But there are some stories you tell

Future Ted : And some stories you don't.

Oh, my god!...

Ted : oh, my god...

Barney : Use your words, ted.

Okay. Barney, I'm about to go for the belt.

Barney : The belt?

Ted : The belt.

Barney : But that's impossible.

Barney : You were up here less than half an hour ago.

Yes! Advantage... erikson.

Barney : Don't get cocky. Wimbledon lasts a fortnight.

"Fortnight."

Marshall : British words are so cool.

Marshall : Plus, did you know lawyers there get to wear wigs?

Marshall : I wear a wig to work, I'm a jackass.

Ted : All right.

Ted : I'm ready. Let's hit it.

We can't go. Tournament.

Ted : What? We agreed. I suited up...

Barney : You take too long to get ready.

Ted : What are you talking about?

I got the low maintenance, just-rolled-out-of-bed look.

Marshall : Yeah, which takes an hour and a half

Marshall : Of waxing, tugging and teasing to achieve.

Barney : And then he starts on his hair.

Rachel : Ace!

Ted : Look, are we going or not?

Barney : Just go without us. We'll be there in five minutes.


why not

why not never had oh that's a spicy pickle -

never had oh that's a spicy pickle -

never had oh that's a spicy pickle - never had corned beef and ramen oh oh

never had corned beef and ramen oh oh

never had corned beef and ramen oh oh that corned beef just broke in half

that corned beef just broke in half

that corned beef just broke in half sorry I'll be more careful next time

sorry I'll be more careful next time

sorry I'll be more careful next time this thing needs a fragile sticker oh

are you kidding me I reminds me of Kobe

are you kidding me I reminds me of Kobe

are you kidding me I reminds me of Kobe beef in Japan that the melty mess of it

beef in Japan that the melty mess of it

beef in Japan that the melty mess of it and guys not only that does not

and guys not only that does not

and guys not only that does not disappoint you a hundred percent you to

disappoint you a hundred percent you to

disappoint you a hundred percent you to come here and eat this thing right here

come here and eat this thing right here

come here and eat this thing right here I'm holding it between my chopsticks all

I'm holding it between my chopsticks all right ramen bowl number three this is a

right ramen bowl number three this is a

right ramen bowl number three this is a lot different than a previous couple

lot different than a previous couple

lot different than a previous couple boil ramen I had this is shoyu ramen and

boil ramen I had this is shoyu ramen and traditionally this ramen is either made

traditionally this ramen is either made

traditionally this ramen is either made with chicken or dashi but this is me

with chicken or dashi but this is me

with chicken or dashi but this is me with Doc oh that's ducky all right

with Doc oh that's ducky all right

with Doc oh that's ducky all right definitely a lot of rich bit of chicken

definitely a lot of rich bit of chicken

definitely a lot of rich bit of chicken broth but I don't feel like it's overly

broth but I don't feel like it's overly

broth but I don't feel like it's overly boiled so she's got that extreme umami

boiled so she's got that extreme umami

boiled so she's got that extreme umami flavor and I remember the last ramen


Cooking Teacher : Different elements combine to make a symphony.

House : Difference is that Beethoven's Fifth

isn't going to be poop tomorrow.

Vince : What was my one condition

Wilson : for allowing you to tag along?


Sheldon : Just out of curiosity, Penny,

Sheldon : if this experiment does make us fall in love,


Bing! Paging Dr. Foreman.

House : Leave the room. It's not your problem. You need the consent from him.

But, Doc, he ain't right in the head. Then you need a court order.

House : Okay. Then get one. We'll wait here. I won't do nothin'.


They say there's no lockbox in Stacey's office

and her assistant doesn't recognize it.

So CSU is running it down.

Well, maybe that's what the killer was looking for.

Maybe it's the key to unlocking the mystery of Stacey's murder.

So what're you thinking about right now, Detective?

What's our next move?

I'm thinking... I need a cup of a coffee.

Me, too! God, we are so in sync.

Hey, hey, Castle.

So I booked that chopper ride.

We're even gonna fly over K.J. McDoogals'.

It's the bar where Jenny and I met.

And then tomorrow I'm going out to Flushing

to ask her parents for her hand.

I told Jenny I'm playing darts with Esposito.

All right. Well, you're all set.

Um, I still need to pick a romantic restaurant

that's near the West Side Heliport. Any ideas?


So we're gonna simmer that out

on a very low heat.

In the meantime, we're gonna just prepare

a few more ingredients to toss on top,

ginger and coriander.

Fresh coriander.

What we are looking for this time is juliennes.

So we're gonna peel it,

peel the skin very very thin juliennes.

So I'm gonna cut it up very thin.

For the coriander,

just run our knife through this.

sizzling

Oh yeah, that's looking good.

I think we're just about ready.

A few more green chilies just on top,

just for garnish,

just to let them wilt,

and we are almost ready to go.

Chop 'em in half again.

upbeat percussion music

Ginger.

And finally the fresh coriander.


I guess you're right.

Don't give him the satisfaction. You're better than Chandler. We all are.

Especially me, Toby.

Tim : -Is everything okay? -That depends.

-How are you and Phoebe? -Great. Thanks for introducing us.

My pleasure. Okay, I'm afraid I've got some bad news.

-Phoebe! -Monica!

-You're fired! -I'm breaking up with you!


- Yeah the brain. - The brain takatak.

- Takatak. - Oh wow.

This is crazy.

And we're gonna watch the whole process here.

clanging

Insane, and we're just chopping through them,

the beef brains.

And there's just brain juices splattering right now,

hitting me in the face.

This is amazing.

- Tasty. - Tasty.

And we're just gonna put a little water in there.

Ho ho ho, warm it up.

Oh and then the ginger and the garlic just went in.

Ginger garlic.

- Yes.

- Wow. Oh and there it is the tomato.

laughs

- Look at that.

Oh and chili.

- Yes chili. - Oh beautiful.

Look at that fresh green chilies,

and we're just gonna add them right in.


a hundred duck-sized horses yeah yeah

a hundred duck-sized horses yeah yeah you get like a shovel or something one

you get like a shovel or something one

you get like a shovel or something one anything horse I'm sure you don't want

anything horse I'm sure you don't want

anything horse I'm sure you don't want to shovel look at my plate compared to

to shovel look at my plate compared to

to shovel look at my plate compared to your plate is so much smaller what is it

your plate is so much smaller what is it like steamed vegetables of some sort I

like steamed vegetables of some sort I

like steamed vegetables of some sort I also can't do the mixing like things

also can't do the mixing like things

also can't do the mixing like things have to yeah I can't I can't have this

have to yeah I can't I can't have this

have to yeah I can't I can't have this strawberry very touching them mmm the

strawberry very touching them mmm the

strawberry very touching them mmm the super spicy chicken so I'm Shannon uh

super spicy chicken so I'm Shannon uh

super spicy chicken so I'm Shannon uh I'm living in Suites this year this

I'm living in Suites this year this

I'm living in Suites this year this lovely area behind us

lovely area behind us

lovely area behind us oh you are my freshman year roommate you


Chase : Mixed connective tissue disease? Her A.N.A. is barely elevated.

House : Thanks for checking up on her. Good to know you got my back.

O2 sat's down to 83. Pulmonary problems, breathing problems.

House : Irritation from the oxygen is typical.

Cuddy : She comes in with a rash, and you put her into cardiac arrest.

House : That well just never runs dry, does it?

If there was no underlying problem, why is she still having the rapid heart rate?

Cuddy : Maybe from the herpetic encephalitis caused by you giving her prednisone.

House : Her reaction is a symptom, not an error.

Cuddy : There's always an explanation, isn't there? Yes, there is.

And if this one doesn't work, we'll find another. But never one involving you screwing up.

House : One that fits all the facts.

House : Look, we obviously have a difference of opinion, and that's fine.

House : But, unfortunately, I've used up all the time I budgeted today for banging my head against a wall.

I'm gonna do you the biggest favor one doctor can do for another.

I am gonna stop you from killing your patient.

Cuddy : You're off the case.


Foreman : I'm not asking you to override him.

Foreman : I'm asking for a letter of recommendation.

Cuddy : Eric, the reality here is, House should have fired you.

Cuddy : You falsified medical records,

Cuddy : put this hospital's reputation in jeopardy.

Cuddy : You're lucky you still have a license.

Foreman : I can't get a decent position at another hospital without a recommendation.

Thirteen : I'm sorry.

Taub : Chest pain wasn't angina. EKG ruled out heart attack.

House : So, the good news is, he didn't have a heart attack.

House : The bad news is, I apparently fired the only guy

House : who actually knows what a heart attack looks like.

House : So, the man of God who doesn't believe in God

House : had a heart attack that isn't a heart attack.

House : Do I know how to pick awesome cases or what?

House : Could be a clotting disorder.

Kutner : Three different symptoms, three different clots?

Daniel : I know. How cool is that? You two do an angio.

House : You don't want to work, so why don't you just go get me a lottery ticket?

House : The sicker he gets, the luckier I feel.

Kutner : Where are you going?


Bernadette : It's the cutest thing.

Bernadette : Every time I have dinner with his mom,

the next day I get jewelry.

Amy : Did you know that the iconic Valentine's heart shape

Amy : is not actually based on the shape of a human heart,

Amy : but rather on the shape of the buttocks

Amy : of a female bending over?

Penny : Oh, so I spent seventh grade

Penny : dotting my I's with little asses?

Penny : Cool.

Zack : Hey, Penny, how's it going?

Penny : Hey, Zack, what are you doing here?

Zack : My dad's company prints the menus for this place.

Zack : I'm just dropping off some new ones laminated.

Zack : Makes 'em easier to clean if people throw up on 'em.

Zack : Guess how I got the idea?

Penny : Yeah, I got it, I got it.

Penny : Uh, Zack, these are my friends Bernadette and Amy.

Bernadette : - Hi. - Hey.


MVO : - Hi. - Hi.

- I, uh... have to... - Yeah.

Nurse : - Yeah. - I do too.

Yeah, I got... something too, so...

Richard : I wish I had good news.

Richard : The TIPSS procedure you had last month failed.

Gretchen : What does that mean?

Ollie : It means you're lucky you got sober young.

Richard : Ollie, it means I'm going to have to put in a portacaval shunt.

Richard : It's complicated. It has only a 50% survival rate.

Ollie : What's my other choice?


This is intestine

soup with a spicy sichuan stock.

Oh, and sweet potato starch noodles.

Look at this.

You can actually smell the intestine aroma here.

Okay, great.

We got sweet potato starch noodles going into the cauldron,

and bean sprouts.

There's the jiang you, soy sauce, chili,

there's the Sichuan peppercorn and salt,

more chili, rutabaga, green onion, cilantro,

and then here comes the beauty,


to resemble just this is all to ETF we

to resemble just this is all to ETF we were in the process of buying those OTE

were in the process of buying those OTE

were in the process of buying those OTE apples and immediately the car the car

apples and immediately the car the car

apples and immediately the car the car rolled in we sprung into action across

rolled in we sprung into action across

rolled in we sprung into action across the street they so they come with the

the street they so they come with the

the street they so they come with the pig in this brown wooden box and then

pig in this brown wooden box and then

pig in this brown wooden box and then everybody gathers around and immediately

everybody gathers around and immediately I can smell that aroma of that get a

I can smell that aroma of that get a

I can smell that aroma of that get a line immediately jump into plates


Joey : - Instead of - That's right!

Never had that one.

Chandler : All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.

What do I do? Everyone starts looking at me.

Monica : They weren't looking at you before?

Chandler : Finally, I figure I'd better answer it.

Chandler : And it turns out it's my mother.

Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.

Hi.


6x04 - Subway Wars 1.00 . : : www.sous-titres.eu : : .

Barney : Can I see a menu, please?


You would definitely think there is a fire happening

in the neighborhood from this amount of smoke.


Deedee? Can you stop singing?

Cameron : Musical automatism, she could be having a partial seizure right now.

Cameron : You need to get House.

Deedee!

Cameron : Yelling at her is not gonna be an effective treatment.

Kutner : She's faking. It's a cry for attention.

Cameron : Her brain could be misfiring.

Kutner : Right, a rare neurological disorder is far more likely than a cry for attention.

Kutner : I mean, nothing about this woman screams "look at me."

Cameron : On the other hand, look at her.

Cameron : She needs a full neurological work-up. Get House.

Emmy : Ultimate irony. I killed myself trying to make myself healthy.

Taub : You're not dying, okay? This disease is manageable.

Emmy : Better start getting used to that wheelchair.

Emmy : Self-pity doesn't suit you.

Emmy : Just take me down to the...

Taub : No. You're strong enough to walk.

Taub : Come on, get your ass out of bed and walk.


Penny : Bernadette, for every episode of Doctor Who

Penny : Leonard has made me sit through,

Penny : I will play on your behalf

Penny : and send that TARDIS back to Gallifrey,


Leonard : Okay, so we went out, saw a movie...

Leonard : ...met some nice people, said horrible things about each other in public.


Hey! l'm all packed and ready to go.

That's right. Daddy and Uncle Joey are going on a trip today.

Ross : We're going to a conference in Barbados. Right? Can you say, ''Barbados''?

Barbados.

Okay. l've gotta say, it means so much to me that you guys are coming...

Ross : ...all the way over there to hear me give my speech.

And l have a surprise. l had to pull some strings...


Kutner : He knows he's sick, his job doesn't drug test,

Kutner : no relationship, his daughter wouldn't find out.

House : Maybe he just forgot.

Taub : Forgot he did cocaine? You're going with forgot over lying?

It fits. Cocaine explains the narcolepsy, narcolepsy explains the sleepwalking.

Whatever's in the cocaine other than the cocaine explains the memory loss.

Dealers cut that stuff with all kinds of garbage.

Thirteen : Great. We'll start him on immediate treatment for "all kinds of garbage."

House : You can narrow it down in the lab.

Thirteen : Not without a sample.

House : So get a sample.

Taub : You want us to score cocaine from a drug dealer?

House : It's exciting.

Thirteen : It's a felony.

House : It's necessary.

Cameron : There she is. Amniotic fluid looks good.

Cameron : Good fetal movement, heart's beating nicely.


you're like alright so questions for

you're like alright so questions for this week my opinion on Greek life it's


Emily : Ross, I love you.


Andrea Fisher : Oh, God. After a few weeks, the museum turned into a hotel.

Andrea Fisher : And then Shelby's dance classes ended.

Castle : You had no excuse to go into the city anymore.

Andrea Fisher : When we first met, we pretended to be spies,

Andrea Fisher : exchanging secrets at the museum.

Andrea Fisher : Roger thought, "Why not have a real-life spy adventure?"

Andrea Fisher : And we could have one last time together.

Ken Fisher : Hey, hon, I'm back.

Castle : Oh, my God. Please don't tell my husband.


And they are a very, very friendly family.

We got six more skewers to go,

and we're gonna drive to the beach now

and eat them all.

But,

oh, this is

the type of food memory and food experience

that I will never forget.

And what's also very cool is that

they remember Ying's family, especially Ying's father.

Ying said they used to go there and order

like 50 skewers

at a time!

The beach here is not extremely nice,

but it is really, really nice and quiet.

Just a few people are out here,

a few fishermen.

And it's just so peaceful.

Oh, and I'm so happy.

Ying and I failed to bring a mat to sit at the beach,

so we just decided to back the car in,

opened up the trunk,

and sit in here in the shade enjoying the breeze.

Oh hi, Micah!


Leonard : Okay, bug report taken.

Leonard : Next time, I will have a better plan for our evening's activity.

Penny : Well, thank you. I'll see you tomorrow.

Yeah. Oh, wait. Here. Almost forgot.

Leonard : - Here. - What's this?

Leonard : My bug report to you.


So, how did you two crazy kids hook up?

Cuddy : I suspected someone in accounting was skimming money,

Cuddy : and I wanted to investigate quietly.

Cuddy : And since you introduced me to the only detective I know...

House : One thing leads to another.


Colleen : This is our favorite restaurant

In the city.

Yes, I'm sure this is the best

Of their 57 "spudtacular" east coast locations.

I'm going to run to the restroom.

I'm gonna go, too.


I used to eat, like, two of these skewers at one meal.

- Really? - And now I've stopped.

- Oh ... Oh, it's totally spicy.

You can taste cumin in there.

- Yeah. - Cumin.

And the lime gives it a nice freshness.

Mmmm, oh it's so unique.

- [Anubhav] Good? - [Trevor] Yeah.

- [Anubhav] There's chili.

They have the pile, they add the yellow chilis in it.

- [Trevor] Wow.

- [Anubhav] This one's a red chilis.

The yellow chilis are there.

- [Trevor] Mmmm, that is really tasty.

So busy here man.

- [Anubhav] Yeah, now it's time for dessert.

- [Trevor] Oh, beautiful. Wow, look at this!


Leonard : Why would I want to do that?

Sheldon : Excellent question.

Sheldon : Do you remember what happened to the alien,

Sheldon : played by talented character actor Frank Gorshin,

in the Star Trek episode "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield"?

Leonard : Uh, Captain Kirk activated the self-destruct sequence

and threatened to blow up the Enterprise

Leonard : and kill them both unless he gave in?


Sam : It's what I do.

That's not bad.

- It gives it weight. - Yeah.


House : Why do you think the world will end in chaos and destruction

House : if you're not there to save it?


MARK : Is that really necessary, Dr. Shepherd?

MARK : The longer we wait, the higher the risk of infection.

It's important we attend to life-threatening injuries

before moving to cosmetic.

It's not a face-lift. He's a burn victim.

Why ask for a consult if you have a course of action?

I thought you could put aside the personal and do what's best.

- Don't tell me how to do my job. - I'm sure it's complicated.

I know Shawny's sorry for lighting that smoke.

MRS. SULLIVAN : He was trying to keep his word to Dr. Bailey.

He told her he wasn't gonna smoke when he got home and he was

MRS. SULLIVAN : just trying to keep his word. He knows he did wrong.

But he's... he's a salesman. That's who he is.

So could you please just fix his face? Could you do that for us, please?

MARK : If what happened between me and Addison is so unforgivable,

MARK : how do you justify you and Meredith?

IZZIE : - What are you talking about? - Want me to be the bad guy, fine.

MARK : But I'm not the only bad guy here. You and me? We're the same.

Addison! Dr. Montgomery-Shepherd?


Phoebe : Sorry for pushing those guys on you.

That's all right. I ended up having a really good time.

Rachel : The charity was a big success, and they raised a lot of money and awareness.

Chandler : So, what was it for anyway?


MEREDITH : Finn.

MEREDITH : - Derek. - Hey.

MEREDITH : Thanks for coming.

MEREDITH : Both of you, thanks for coming.

So here's the thing.

MEREDITH : I like you...

MEREDITH : ...and I like you.

MEREDITH : And I thought I had a choice to make. I thought I had to decide.

MEREDITH : But I think I owe myself the chance to consider my options.

FINN : - Options? - Options?

MEREDITH : There's this thing that allows for the considering of options.

MEREDITH : In the olden days, they called it dating.

DEREK : - Dating? - Yes, I'd like to try that.

- You wanna try dating. - Yes.

FINN : - Both of us? - Yes.

MEREDITH : I understand if you're not up for it.

MEREDITH : But I really hope you are.


Cuddy : You've been in there for less than a day.

Masters : I wasn't looking for encouragement, it's a fact.

Masters : Growing up, my whole life, really,

Masters : I spent a lot of time by myself.

Masters : No one in high school wants to hang out with a kid

Masters : that's three years younger than them.

Masters : And studying Anosov diffeomorphisms,

Masters : determining whether an unattributed landscape is a Blakelock or a Ryder...

Masters : I'm actually boring you right now.

Cuddy : And yet, you chose medicine, which is a team activity.

Cuddy : Pretty gutsy, stepping so far outside your comfort zone.

Masters : I'm not trying to prove anything.

Masters : I just wanted to be a doctor.

Masters : It was stupid.

Masters : Nobody can do everything.

Masters : I was vain to think I could be the exception.


and the shish kebabs and the rolled meat there's onions and cilantro

there's onions and cilantro

there's onions and cilantro sumac all over it it's it's gorgeous


to start digging in.

Okay, I think I ordered.

- Thank you ma'am, that's beautiful.

- Yes, final step before eating is one more of scoop

of curry sauce over the rice, or double scoop of

curry over the rice.

Thank you.

One of the reasons that Kuala Lumpur is just one of the

best cities in the world if you love to eat,

because of the diversity of foods.


Bailey annoyed : I'm sorry.

George : - You are? - What's wrong with me, Thatch?

George : - The mass on your liver... - Is it algebra?

I mean, is it algeb... Damn it!

Ellis : Is it malignant?

George : No. It's benign.

Cristina : Meredith?

Cristina : - Meredith... - Don't.

Meredith sobs : Please, please just don't say anything.

Cristina : OK.

Meredith : I'm just exhausted.

Meredith : My mother is exhausting.

Meredith : What happened to Cristina.

MVO : And you.

Meredith : Hating you is the most exhausting.


my first amelia is going first any wool

my first amelia is going first any wool yes sir yes sir three bags full one for

yes sir yes sir three bags full one for

yes sir yes sir three bags full one for the master one for the Dame one for the

the master one for the Dame one for the

the master one for the Dame one for the little boy who lives down the lane

little boy who lives down the lane

little boy who lives down the lane thank you said the master thank you sir

thank you said the master thank you sir

thank you said the master thank you sir - thank you said that little braided

- thank you said that little braided

- thank you said that little braided band a leg if you want Amelia to win

band a leg if you want Amelia to win

band a leg if you want Amelia to win common Amelia is the winner down below I


Beckett : - Are you okay? - Beckett, I just blew the entire case.

Beckett : Well, the trial's not over yet. Right, Marcus?

Look, I'm not gonna lie to you. We've got a serious problem now.

Weller : Castle, you've just given the jury reasonable doubt.

But there's got to be something we can do, right?

Well, we have until court resumes tomorrow morning to find new evidence,

Beckett : or another witness who can prove Nina's guilt.

Weller : Yes, however, what can you possibly uncover in less than 16 hours?

Beckett : I don't know, but we have to try.

Esposito : How many more times do we have to go through these case files?

Beckett : As many as it takes.

Ryan : Beckett, we've got stacks and stacks of hay here, but no needles.

Ryan : I think we need a new strategy.

Castle : I can't believe how badly I blew it up there.

This is my fault, guys. I'm sorry.

Ryan : Don't do that to yourself.

Ryan : We've all been tripped up on the witness stand.

Esposito : True. Back when I was in uniform,

Esposito : a defense attorney got my head so turned around

that I testified the defendant actually kicked my ass when I tried to arrest her.

Castle : What's wrong with that?

The defendant was a 75-year-old woman in a wheelchair.

Esposito : I lost all credibility with the jury.

Ryan : To this day, we pass the park where she feeds the birds,

Ryan : she snickers, turns to her nurse, and tells her the tale

Ryan : of how she got one over on poor little Javi.

Ms. Lucinda. I will get her one day.

But have any ofyou botched your testimony in a murder trial?


Lily : Oh, barney, you're never gonna figure out

Lily : Which one of these is the mystery woman.

Lily : All of these women have a right to hate you.

Robin : Oh, lily, come on, lighten up.

Robin : I mean, any girl who's gonna be with a guy like barney

Robin : And do this or that,

Robin : Or this and that,

Robin : Or do this with those in that...

Hmm. I mean, she should have known what she was getting into.

Absolutely. Mm.

Barney : And what I do with these women

Barney : Should be between me and them.

Barney : And you guys.

Barney : And heloise.

Barney : She helped me do the decoupage. Hmm.

Lily : I don't know, barney.

Lily : I don't recognize any of these women.

Lily : I mean, some minor celebrities, one government official,

Lily : And what appears to be a national fast food chain mascot.

Woman : Oh.

Barney : This is impossible.

Barney : There's too many girls.

Barney : How the hell am I gonna narrow this down?

Barney : The top 64 women I've slept with,


[Music]

everyone's rockin rockin rockin we all

everyone's rockin rockin rockin we all

everyone's rockin rockin rockin we all look awesome in this photo mama happy

look awesome in this photo mama happy

look awesome in this photo mama happy new kitchen table dude it looks like

new kitchen table dude it looks like

new kitchen table dude it looks like hamburgers

hamburgers

hamburgers [Music]


Ted : Read box scores, tracked injuries.

Ted : This isn't March madness.

Ted : This is March meticulously thought-outness.

Barney : Your team lost 20 minutes ago.

Ted : I didn't know they were playing today.

Lily : You okay, barney?

Barney : Something strange is going on.

Barney : I was down at the hardware store,

Barney : Trying to get a little somethin' somethin'.

Robin : Wait. You go to the hardware store

Robin : To pick up girls?

Barney : There are four kinds of women

Barney : Who go to the hardware store by themselves.

Robin : Of course there are.

Barney : Single, recently single, recently divorced,

Barney : Lesbian who will let me watch.

Lily : You could not be more evil.

Barney : Sorry. Five.

Recently widowed. Mm.

Barney : So, I'm talking to this girl...

Barney : Look, I'm sure he's in a better place.

Barney : Now let's find you a sturdier ladder.

Barney : I was only gone for a second when...

Barney : See? Skid-proof.

Barney : The same thing happened at the pet store yesterday.


Castle : FYI, sir, he's holding out a badge

Castle : that says Department of Safety and Health.

Castle : And he's got a serious look on his face.

A very serious look.

Man : Okay, but why two inspectors?

Alan : - Uh, because he is my trainee. - Trainee.

Alan : And it helps to have a second set of eyes.

Alan : Not that one set of eyes, or no sets of eyes is a bad thing.

Man : Bring all the eyes you would like.

Man : I'm sure you'll find my medicines violate none ofyour western laws.

Castle : We'll be the judge of that.

Man : I ask we stay together so I may address your inspection concerns.

Dr. Ellins : Of course.

Castle : I'll cause a distraction. You slip in the backroom.

Man : Here are some of my most precious herbs.

Man : Impossible to grow in this country.

Castle : Oh, you mean these herbs right here?

Your assistant is very clumsy.

Alan : Yes, he is.

Alan : Which is why the sooner we get out ofyour way, the better.

Alan : Take us to your back room now, please.


Leonard : Not really.

Penny : But you're curious about aluminum cans.

Penny : You're a weird little guy.


...because we don't need to get divorced.

-We're just gonna get an annulment. -An annulment?

Ross, I don't think surgery is the answer here.

Oh, that's your thing!

What?

Your thing. You're the guy who gets divorced.

No, no, that's not "my thing."

Ross : I do not love getting divorced.

Phoebe : Yes, you do. This is your third divorce.

Phoebe : You love divorce so much, you're probably gonna marry it...

...and then it won't work out, so you're gonna have to divorce it.

I'm so drunk.

-You wanna play some Pai Gow? -Maybe.


You can just see in the mountains as well,

you can see the prayer flags just covering,

especially from peak to peak.

Yeah, it's a very good thing I ate that breakfast,


- With a...

- Look at that.

- Black tea, and you can just add the saffron in?

- Yeah. Look at that.

- Oh.

Look at that.

There it is.

Wow.

Saffron tea and sugar.

- Taster Yeah, and do like this.

- Oh.

Just drop it in.

Oh ho ho!

laughing

- And now have it.

- Oh, yeah.


- I want water too.

- And I got you some waters,

you can get some more. - That my water

- [Missy] Oh my goodness.


Thirteen : How can I get him to tone it down?

House : Stop being a coward, for one thing.


it's hard I think

it's hard I think they don't know the difference anything

they don't know the difference anything

they don't know the difference anything you should say okay you ready

you should say okay you ready

you should say okay you ready eatos wear uniform that's an angel come

eatos wear uniform that's an angel come

eatos wear uniform that's an angel come on what no it's y no come on no please


I'll just try this first before adding anything else.

You can taste the cheese but not overly strong.

Then just like mellowed out with the chicken broth,

the yellow potato.

It's almost like a creamy, like a creamy stew, yeah.

- Creamiest bites of food I've ever had.

- I discovered Peruvian cuisine with that dish.

That was the first dish I had.

And I fell in love right away.

- The creaminess.

You immediately notice the vibrancy of the garlic in this.

And the chicken, maybe, too.

Is there chicken stock in rice?

- [Timour] There's always garlic in the aji de gallina.

But like every rice, usually rice in Peru,

when it's cooked, the white rice,


while they were not joking about the

while they were not joking about the

while they were not joking about the butter that is buttery but it is crispy


Marshall : I just have...

Chairman : We will now hear from the architect

Chairman : of the proposed GNB Tower,

Chairman : Ted Mosby.


Leonard : - Two hundred. - Man, you're killing me.

Stuart : Two ten and I'm losing money.

Oh, no, we can't let him lose money, Leonard. I'm so sorry.

Leonard : Two ten and you throw in the Iron Man helmet.

Stuart : Are you crazy? That helmet's signed by Robert Downey, Jr.

Leonard : So?

If you're gonna question the importance of a signature...

Stuart : ...on a plastic helmet from a movie based on a comic book...

Stuart : ...then all of our lives have no meaning.

- Okay, fine. Just the sword, 210. - Thank you. I can eat meat this week.

I've long said that what you lack in academic knowledge...

Sheldon : ...you make up for in street smarts.

- You want me to wrap it? - No, it's okay.

Leonard : I'm gonna stab my friend in the chest.

- Hey, Stuart. - Ah, hey, Wil.

Sheldon : Hello, Wil Wheaton.


SHELDON : Coming.


- [Trevor] Cabbage.

- [Anubhav] More tomatoes.

And then they will add cheese over it.

There's some more butter.

- [Trevor] More butter.


you or its healthy good delicious family meals it comes with everything like they

meals it comes with everything like they send you these ingredient sheets and the

send you these ingredient sheets and the meals right so these are BBQ pork

meals right so these are BBQ pork

meals right so these are BBQ pork burgers everything comes with everything

burgers everything comes with everything this is this is the family one right so

this is this is the family one right so

this is this is the family one right so this is for like a four person family

this is for like a four person family

this is for like a four person family yeah they have all different services


Joel : you know, a hunt for the murderer...

Joel : People love that stuff.

Esposito : Listen to me.

Esposito : A guy's dead here.

Lf you don't get rid of these cameras,

I'm gonna break one over...

One second, sorry. Yeah, go ahead.

Oh, great. Okay, hang on, I'm gonna give you to a detective.

Hello?

Castle : This was a crime of passion.

Castle : There was an argument, things got heated.

Castle : The killer grabbed the nearest heavy object and felled poor Mr. Swan


bit what's a table and some flowers

bit what's a table and some flowers share and and over here we don't really

share and and over here we don't really

share and and over here we don't really know much but and whoa this place is

know much but and whoa this place is

know much but and whoa this place is crazy guys this place is crazy this is

crazy guys this place is crazy this is

crazy guys this place is crazy this is the craziest hotel room oh my goodness

the craziest hotel room oh my goodness

the craziest hotel room oh my goodness it's so spacious for everybody and he's

it's so spacious for everybody and he's

it's so spacious for everybody and he's got a cool bath from me out here guys

got a cool bath from me out here guys

got a cool bath from me out here guys [Applause]


So, Rach, you wanna save this wrapping paper?

Monica : Are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I throw it out?

Rachel : I don't know. I don't know.

Rachel : Thought about it all the way there...

Rachel : ...and I thought about it all the way back. You know, it's Ross!

You know what I mean? It's Ross.

-Sure! -Sure.

I don't know. This is just my initial gut feeling...

Rachel : ... but I'm thinking it'd be really great.

Monica : Oh, my God, me too! We'd be like friends-in-law!

The best part is you already know all about him.


which is the jambu, Cachaca de Jambu,

which is the sugarcane liquor.


[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] awesome you can take it for four via a


She's gonna teach us.

Wow.


Tom chuckles uncomfortably : - How soon can you cure her? - Tomorrow.

Burke : If all goes well, Naomi goes back to normal.

Great. Thank you both.

Meredith : Thank you for not chewing me out for forging your signature.

Meredith : Thank you.

Burke : I know it was probably you who convinced Cristina.

Burke : She's very strong, but she listens to you.

Burke : If you told her to move in...

Burke : Anyway, thank you.

Meredith : No problem.

Derek : Do you have any sensation in your left arm at all?

Meredith shrugs : No.

Rick : Actually, could I watch?


Liy : You even take off my shoes.

Barney : High heels chafe my shoulders.

Barney : But you don't have to worry about that anymore.

Barney : Ever since you got pregnant, you're just a big fat manatee.


Barney : As you shall henceforth be known,

Barney : Ted and I have a schedule to keep.

Oh, well, you can check off 8 : 54, dress up like a dork

And bother the cool kids.


Phoebe : - That is so unfortunate. - What?

Cute Naked Guy's really starting to put on weight.

I'll be back in just a minute.

Oh, Phoebe, I'm sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone.

You didn't leave lipstick marks on the phone.

Then it must have been you. Bye.

Bye-bye.

- That's why I moved out. - Hey, while we're on that...

Ross : ...when are you gonna tell my sister you don't live here anymore?


hours two hours it would take some

hours two hours it would take some assembly required some assembly required

assembly required some assembly required and then they give you a time it's never

and then they give you a time it's never right so yeah it's wrapped I'm excited

right so yeah it's wrapped I'm excited

right so yeah it's wrapped I'm excited to have that done it I think it's done

to have that done it I think it's done

to have that done it I think it's done now I don't know what else maybe a light

now I don't know what else maybe a light bar on top or something for like night

bar on top or something for like night

bar on top or something for like night riding but that's that's it she's done

riding but that's that's it she's done

riding but that's that's it she's done it's done here we got the net on oh yeah

it's done here we got the net on oh yeah that's chorus leave she's out hey your

that's chorus leave she's out hey your

that's chorus leave she's out hey your sleeve I missed you guys dude I expected

sleeve I missed you guys dude I expected to do so much more today but we miss

to do so much more today but we miss

to do so much more today but we miss flash the flash miss daddy hi flashy

dude we literally burnt up most of our

dude we literally burnt up most of our

dude we literally burnt up most of our day putting all the decals on the flesh

day putting all the decals on the flesh

day putting all the decals on the flesh honey don't let him up here don't let

honey don't let him up here don't let

honey don't let him up here don't let him up here it's a gateway now you're


Sheldon : What has that vixen done to me, Leonard?

Sheldon : How do I make it stop?

Leonard : Well, if you had a physical relationship, l'd say propose during sex.

Turns out that's a real mood-killer.

- l assume we're talking about you now? - Yeah.

Sheldon : So that's how this works? l complain and then you complain...

Sheldon : ...and no one offers any solutions?

Leonard : Pretty much.

Sheldon : Well, no wonder the women are winning.

Howard : Mr. Rostenkowski, are you busy?

Mr. Rostenkowski : Just looking at some old pictures. Come on in.

Family pictures, or?... Holy crap, that's a dead person.

Mr. Rostenkowski : Last murder case before I retired.

Mr. Rostenkowski : How many bodies do you see there?


you have with Derek.

Mark : I was in this to win, sir. I don't know if he's your new Chief,

Mark : but if he is, he got there because I made him fight for it.

Richard : You made them all fight for it.

- So I'm not going to be Chief? - No, you're not.

Dale : They recovered Lonnie's body?

Derek : Not his body. He's alive.

Derek : Why don't you tell me what really happened up there on the mountain.


House : Who knew Mother Inferior was a smokin' hottie?


"Mother, Mother, Pizza, Pizza," take one.

Oh, the band's ready? We gotta do what the band says, right?

I don't care about the stupid band!

-Well, it's getting late. -Here we go.


I'm spicy spicy that just punch my

I'm spicy spicy that just punch my

I'm spicy spicy that just punch my throat right there I gotta try their

throat right there I gotta try their

throat right there I gotta try their stuff oh my goodness everyone is looking

stuff oh my goodness everyone is looking at me shaking their head like I'm about

at me shaking their head like I'm about

at me shaking their head like I'm about to die

I'm so still right now it's you know

I'm so still right now it's you know

I'm so still right now it's you know what I can't handle it I can't handle it

what I can't handle it I can't handle it I can do it you need a butter noodles

I can do it you need a butter noodles

I can do it you need a butter noodles but I'm okay okay

but I'm okay okay

but I'm okay okay they keep offering me this one I think I

they keep offering me this one I think I tried one of these before

tried one of these before

tried one of these before I mean have tried and I can go through

I mean have tried and I can go through

I mean have tried and I can go through with it but let me just do it


COMPUTER : Penny.

Penny : Penny.

Penny : Penny.

Penny opening door : Sheldon?

Computer voice : I have an inflamed larynx.

Steph : Okay.

We are out of herbal tea. Do you have any?


Leonard : Oh, I took care of it.

Amy : , we are live

Amy : in five, four, three...

Amy : Oh, wait. Oh, shoot, I already pushed the button.

Amy : Never mind, we're live.

Sheldon : Uh, hello


your Christmas breakfast and a crappie

your Christmas breakfast and a crappie coffee coffee hmm is it what are you

coffee coffee hmm is it what are you

coffee coffee hmm is it what are you doing in that thing why no that's for

doing in that thing why no that's for

doing in that thing why no that's for baby toys that's not for little boys

Christmas is over mean people forcing me out of house at home get out of my house


Bit of mayo.

Okay, oh, and cheese.

Nice, just finish it with a little juice.

- [Eduardo] More juice.

- Gracias, senor.

speaks Spanish

Let's go try it out.

Awesome.

- This is esquite.

- Esquite, look at that huge cup.

That just looks like it's full, and that corn aroma.

And I can feel, I can feel the chicken feet deep in there.

So is the tactic just to drink all this

before going for the feet.

- [Eduardo] The end is the best.

- [Trevor] The end is the feet.

Yeah, you can really smell the lime and the cheese,

but what I'm lovin' is just the pure corn aroma in there.

You instantly smell that corn.

It smells a little sweet actually.


Amy : There sure are a lot of little kids here.

Penny : I can't believe we thought this would makes us feel grown up.


Richard : Pack her and wrap her and get her stable.

Meredith : - How's George? - Medically, he's fine.

Izzie : Emotionally, he's a little stunted.

Izzie : - You don't marry the rebound girl. - You don't marry anyone on a whim.

Meredith : - He needs our support. - He doesn't need us.

Izzie : - He's got his Vegas show wife. - Ooh.

Mark : Chief, they're at 32 minutes. You got to pull them out.

Richard : How you doing on air?

Burke : - I'm out. - You go. I'll wrap it.

Burke : Alone? No, you can't.

Burke. Burke?

Burke. Burke!


-Yeah, all right. -All right.

"It's a typical New York apartment.

Joey : Two guys are hanging out."


Dr. Burke : But they're so dull! They're all ophthalmologists.

You're an ophthalmologist.

Dr. Burke : Because my parents wanted me to be. I wanted to be a sheriff.

Phoebe : That's funny. Cadillac, cataract. I get it.

But you stay out there!

Rachel : - You see? - I tell you what.

I'll come get you in five minutes with some sort of kebob emergency.

Better.

Dr. Burke : Oh, God, here we go.

Hey, want to see them go nuts?

Phoebe : Watch this.

Dr. Burke : Who needs glasses?

Phoebe : You are so smitten.


that's a pretty big bite mmm

that's a pretty big bite mmm yeah it's really good it like has that

yeah it's really good it like has that

yeah it's really good it like has that that bottom smokey crushed and a sort of

that bottom smokey crushed and a sort of gooey on the top and then you can really

gooey on the top and then you can really taste that fresh coconut as well as that

taste that fresh coconut as well as that that like syrupy almost like mole

that like syrupy almost like mole

that like syrupy almost like mole elasticity palm sugar on top and these

elasticity palm sugar on top and these

elasticity palm sugar on top and these are you can see these are like really

are you can see these are like really

are you can see these are like really kind of wobbly jellies with in coconut

kind of wobbly jellies with in coconut

kind of wobbly jellies with in coconut water and coconut we got to make sure it

water and coconut we got to make sure it doesn't fall out of your spoon and then

doesn't fall out of your spoon and then

doesn't fall out of your spoon and then oh ho it's really well boy and then okay


true there's also some some gelatinous

true there's also some some gelatinous bits with in there as well that are

bits with in there as well that are

bits with in there as well that are fantastic some collagen in some

fantastic some collagen in some

fantastic some collagen in some ligaments I'm not even sure sure but wow

ligaments I'm not even sure sure but wow that's it insanely you're supposed to

that's it insanely you're supposed to

that's it insanely you're supposed to break up all the cheese yes

break up all the cheese yes

break up all the cheese yes okay little pieces so that the oil comes


as well as Myanmar, and Thailand, and Laos,

that area where the cultures all come together.

And that's the, so the food you can see

many similarities of ingredients.

It's colorful, there's chilies,

there's lots of fresh herbs.

And just a colorful spectrum of different dishes.

Since the grasshoppers happen to be right in front of me,

I'm gonna begin with the grasshoppers.

She deep fried them,

and then just seasoned them with

a little bit of powdery seasoning.

So these should be crispy and beautiful.

Oh, look at how golden they are.

Oh yeah, those are good.

They have a little bit of a sausagey flavor,

and nice and crispy.

A wonderful snack.

Next up I'm gonna try some of the chicken salad.

This is one of their signature dishes.

It's shredded chicken,

and then she mixed it with minced chili.

There's some herbs in there,

and there's some chilies on the side too.

You can taste a little bit of the chilies in there.


this is Oh I'd not say that this is the

this is Oh I'd not say that this is the best man I've had but maybe top five

best man I've had but maybe top five

best man I've had but maybe top five in the top five this all right

in the top five this all right

in the top five this all right Bianca what do you think I'm just gonna


House : I need you to talk to the doctor.

Cuddy : He change his mind?

No.

Stacy : He's asked to be put in a chemically induced coma...

so that he can sleep through the worst part of the pain.


Thirteen : I don't want to die.


- [monitor beeping] - How'd it go?

Webber : Very smoothly.

Meredith : Damn.

That means I'm gonna have to quit smoking.

Ah, the pretty ones always come crawling back.

[Meredith] There's another way to survive this competition.

A way no one ever seems to tell you about.

One you have to learn for yourself.

Number five :

It's not about the race. At all.


Taub : How long have you been cutting yourself?

Ryan : Those are from a layback grind that went wrong.

Ryan : Came off my skateboard, straight into a fence.

Taub : So, no to cutting but yes to appetite and sleep changes,

Taub : and you quit something you used to enjoy.

Taub : How long have you been depressed?

Taub : Imaging showed no sign of upper GI issues,

Taub : but the kid did admit to being depressed

Taub : and to smoking pot to take the edge off.

House : You are very pleased with yourself, aren't you?

Taub : His marijuana could be laced with formaldehyde or lead,

Taub : which could cause a pulmonary hemorrhage,

Taub : which could make him spit up blood.

Taub : Yes. Yes, I am. It was a good catch.

House : Run a lead level and push five liters IV fluid.

Taub : Feel free to tip your other server.

House : Cystoscopy was clean,

House : cytopathology was normal...

Cuddy : Why do you have my lab results?

House : I don't. If I did, I'd know you were fine.

Cuddy : Unless the blood came from my kidneys.

House : Come on.

House : Your hypochondriac mom had a brush with mortality last month.

House : It's understandable that you're worrying more than usual.

House : Worrying that you might turn into her.

Cuddy : You're right.


- If something goes wrong, then what? - It'll just be Sheldon and me...

Amy : ...going on a double date with Howard and Bernadette.

Bernadette : Sure. We'd love that.


Mrs Petrescu : 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance.

Stuart : Anybody else coming to this thing? Uh...

- What's your name? Okay. - Jeff.

Penny : Okay.

My favorite part is your shower scene.

Penny : Been hearing that a lot today.

Jeff : I even have a screen grab on my phone.

Penny : Yep, there they are.

Leonard : Okay, let's keep it moving.


by the way this is like alright well

by the way this is like alright well we're gonna eat up because after all

we're gonna eat up because after all

we're gonna eat up because after all this we're gonna go try right down the

this we're gonna go try right down the

this we're gonna go try right down the street

street

street traditional Bengali food I cannot wait

traditional Bengali food I cannot wait

traditional Bengali food I cannot wait to do the comparison alright and I

to do the comparison alright and I

to do the comparison alright and I cannot wait it just need all this all

cannot wait it just need all this all

cannot wait it just need all this all right guys last place today this is our

right guys last place today this is our

right guys last place today this is our like fifth dinner this is this is a

like fifth dinner this is this is a

like fifth dinner this is this is a really popular place right what's it

really popular place right what's it

really popular place right what's it called

called

called and this place serves traditional

and this place serves traditional

and this place serves traditional Bengali food I mean I'm excited ok let's

Bengali food I mean I'm excited ok let's do it alright

do it alright

do it alright oh yeah please thank you so much


Brooke : I had so much coffee earlier.

Brooke : I need to run to the loo, but hey, dougie.

What the hell was that?

That was my new mommy.

Robin : So... This picture is not of me?

Doug : Why would I draw a picture of you?

Wha...?

Robin : How many dates has she been on with your dad?

Marshall : Two.

Robin : I've been on, like, five

Robin : And you like her better?

Doug : We just really connected.

Robin : And what about me?

You think I just go around pouring cereal

For every boy in town?

Doug : Why are you getting so upset, roberta?

Robin : Robin. My name is robin.

Robin : Like the bird, remember?

Barney : Whatever.

Robin : So that's it, huh?

Doug : Look, you're great, but...

Yeah. There's always a "but."

Ted : Well, I couldn't do it.

Ted : I broke up with her.

Ted : Thanks a lot, by the way.


Beckett : I need a list of those names. Is your manager in?

Pam : I'll go find her for you.

Castle : A clandestine meeting at the opera house,

Castle : a mysterious Middle Eastern woman

Castle : passes a flash drive to the victim

Castle : hours before her death.

Castle : Perhaps our telenovela actress was actually a covert operative.

Beckett : She may very well be,

Beckett : but I don't know how that's gonna help you find her purse.


Mr. Geller : Shall we?

Chandler : So, I guess we wear swimsuits in here.

Rachel : Well, Joey, I hate to admit it...

Rachel : ...your way of sailing is a lot more fun.

Why don't you give a pull on that rope?

We're not sailing.

Joey : - Just pull on it. - All right.


Hey, marshall,

While we're here, you may as well go down

To the morgue and climb into a drawer,

'cause that's what marriage is like.

Can I get an amen?


Wow that is extremely truffle II but just a huge truffle flavor

The soup itself

Very mild is really not to anything just super fragrant and delicious broth some time. Thinking pure silk

So I'm gonna mix this powder anymore

Noodles look insane

Look at this in a beautiful little small Queen on the outside

Yeah, the noodles are not overly sweet do not soft either

I think they're a perfect medium and it's thin as straight and the broth has

definitely steeped into it all that beautiful chocolate flavor the soy sauce flavor in this completely infused in these noodles, which

By the way are made with four different types of flour. That's awesome. This brings us to the wonton with the longest reign ever


I wish I had known that before I posted all those pictures on Facebook.

Mr. Rostenkowski : All right. Let's hit the road. I wouldn't mind shooting some ducks in the morning.


Castle : Yeah, Paula, that sounds perfect. Yeah, close the deal.

Castle : Thank you, and to you.

Castle : - Hey. - Hey.

Castle : Ask me why I'm here.


Wilson : He's being kind.

Cuddy : I'll arrange a biopsy.

Foreman : Mrs. Burke?

Foreman : We're conducting another trial in tandem with yours.

Foreman : Same drug, lower dose.

The nausea would be less.

Foreman : I did some checking, I can switch you.

Foreman : Here's the forms if you want back in.

Cuddy : What if we're wrong?

Kutner : Maybe we shouldn't have overlooked autoimmunes.

Cuddy : High sed rate.

House : We went over this.

Thirteen : Normal complement level.

Cuddy : So it isn't hepatic fibrosis, it could still be microangiopathic vasculitis.

With high dose steroids, we might be able to reverse...

House : You run a hospital that treats thousands of patients every day.

House : Some of them die. Every day.

House : If you're gonna get this worked up over every one of them...

Yes.


and nothing that you're gonna have to chuck out

of your fridge at the end of the week.

I find that HelloFresh is a really good way to meal plan

and I love that it gives me new meal inspiration

and lets me try things out that I probably never

would've even thought of.

And if you like any of the recipes,

you can remake them as much as you want in the future.

You just have to keep the recipe card.

And some of the recipes that we've kept,

we make all of the time and they have become

some of our staple dinners.

So I love it so I'm gonna open it up now

and see what we're gonna have for dinner.


Pheebs, talk to Mike. Help me out.

Mike, you win this, you will get the best sex you've ever had in your whole life.

l say to fight crime.

You didn't see us!

Monica?

Chandler : You've already proven you're just as good as he is.

We missed our dinner reservations, so let's just go upstairs...

Chandler : ...order room service, take a shower and shave your head!


gonna tell ya it smells really good

gonna tell ya it smells really good let's take a look at some of the

let's take a look at some of the

let's take a look at some of the ingredients inside this curry this is

ingredients inside this curry this is

ingredients inside this curry this is all great meats regular got fish okra

all great meats regular got fish okra

all great meats regular got fish okra pineapples

this is so much fun normally you think

this is so much fun normally you think

this is so much fun normally you think of it a cherry you might not imagine a

of it a cherry you might not imagine a

of it a cherry you might not imagine a lot of meats but this is a media head

lot of meats but this is a media head

lot of meats but this is a media head now I don't know if this fish did a lot

now I don't know if this fish did a lot

now I don't know if this fish did a lot of above the neck workouts but it is it

of above the neck workouts but it is it

of above the neck workouts but it is it is massive and the color meat is just

is massive and the color meat is just

is massive and the color meat is just look at this this is just like one piece

look at this this is just like one piece of it that's all good eating and some of

of it that's all good eating and some of the best meats is right on the cheek so

the best meats is right on the cheek so

the best meats is right on the cheek so I'm just gonna dig into this fish right

I'm just gonna dig into this fish right

I'm just gonna dig into this fish right here that is really tender meats I mean

here that is really tender meats I mean

here that is really tender meats I mean there's Cantonese dishes that would only

there's Cantonese dishes that would only use the cheek meats dunk it in some

use the cheek meats dunk it in some

use the cheek meats dunk it in some curry grab some rice now that's a really

curry grab some rice now that's a really cheeky bite there's more here slip that

cheeky bite there's more here slip that

cheeky bite there's more here slip that up and is right below the eyes all that


Over here this is Paneer tikka

Cottage cheese covered in spices and yoghurt and put in a tandoori oven


Okay. Hepatitis A...

Foreman : Serologies are negative.

Billy : Right. Uh...

Appendicitis... That hasn't ruptured by now?

Foreman : It's hepatic fibrosis.

Taub : At the risk of having Foreman snark at me, too,

Taub : lead poisoning could also work.

House : Liver angiogram to check for fibrosis,

House : search the home for heavy metals.

House : What's your position on the legality of illegal break-ins?

That's more of a second-week type activity. We'll do the angiogram.

Chase : I'll meet you in radiology, third floor.

Chase : She was nervous. Give her a break.

Oh.

Chase : And she's not like Cameron.

House : True. Cameron had much smaller breasts.

House : By which I mean, she was smarter.

Wilson : How are things going with Cuddy?

Great.

House : We've gotten to fifth base.

House : That's two home runs, and then she gives me back a triple.

Wilson Indicating A Truly Horrendous Red White And Blue Chopper With Apehangers : I could see you on this one.


[CHANTS] One of us, one of us.

Penny : Well, what a thrill.


Wilson : I called Beth.

Park : I have an 11-year-old son.

Chase : Liver failure could alter hormone levels,

Chase : cause abnormal breast development.

Park : Alcoholism. We should search his home and locker room.

House : Note that the person who wants to search the home

House : didn't sleep in one last night.

House : You have the imprint of a seatbelt buckle on your cheek.


Sheldon : As soon as we get home,

Sheldon : I want to have coitus with Amy.

Sheldon : Okay, she can't hear.

Sheldon : The reason I called you

Sheldon : is because I didn't want Amy

Sheldon : to know I couldn't make it on my own.

Leonard : What's the big deal?

Sheldon : Oh, of course it's no big deal to you.

Sheldon : You idolize me, and nothing could ever knock me

Sheldon : off that pedestal you put me on.


getting dry come on guys up we got our

getting dry come on guys up we got our sitting down now for breakfast this is a

sitting down now for breakfast this is a it looks absolutely outstanding

it looks absolutely outstanding

it looks absolutely outstanding we've got a couple of different labs

we've got a couple of different labs

we've got a couple of different labs which are meat mixes with just packed

which are meat mixes with just packed

which are meat mixes with just packed full of herbs we got a couple of

full of herbs we got a couple of

full of herbs we got a couple of different details we've got some coming

different details we've got some coming

different details we've got some coming out some sticky rice we've got some

out some sticky rice we've got some

out some sticky rice we've got some grilled fish we got some grilled you get

grilled fish we got some grilled you get his quail but this is a spread of little

his quail but this is a spread of little small just look look to be pungently

small just look look to be pungently

small just look look to be pungently vibrantly flavorful dishes okay I'm

vibrantly flavorful dishes okay I'm

vibrantly flavorful dishes okay I'm gonna start with la blaw and so this is

gonna start with la blaw and so this is

gonna start with la blaw and so this is minced fish and you can just see it's

minced fish and you can just see it's

minced fish and you can just see it's actually like probably like 60 or 75

actually like probably like 60 or 75

actually like probably like 60 or 75 percent herb but yeah you can see

percent herb but yeah you can see

percent herb but yeah you can see there's there's some mint in there

oh it's delicious

oh it's delicious

oh it's delicious immediately what I taste is like a

immediately what I taste is like a

immediately what I taste is like a little bit of a bitter smoky taste to it

little bit of a bitter smoky taste to it but the herbs in there oh there's a mint


Okay, just to be clear, comedy with the plates will not be well-received.

Hey!

How come my plate's less fancy than everyone else's?

Do you not trust me with a fancy plate?

No, honey. That's a special plate.

Monica : See, it's a game. Whoever gets that plate wins.

l can't believe l won!

You know, this is such a slap in the face. l mean, l'm your sister...

...and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.

Rachel : Monica is Ross' sister.

No, Ross' sister was really fat.


Really? Mm-hmm, at $500 apiece.

Lily : That's two grand.

Lily : That's more than we need for the contractor.

Marshall : Yeah, but I was actually thinking we could reinvest it.

In what? In you.

âª Don't give up on your dreams, boy âª

Narrator : Marshall explained that he was building a fancy new web site

Ted from 2030 : Specifically to sell lily's artwork to veterinarians.

Lily : Well, it's not exactly the clientele

Lily : I had in mind, but...

Lily : Thank you for believing in me.


saying that my DNA reports are ready.

And before I share them with you,

I wanna just make it clear that this video

is sponsored and paid for by 23andMe,

and they're making this possible,

but it's a real honor to be invited

to take part in this.

Probably the top question that I always get asked,

both online, and even in person, is, "Where are you from?"

And I'm sure you can relate to this too,

I think it's one of the things we always wanna know

about another person.

And up until this point, I was born in the United States,

my mother is Chinese, her parents,

my grandfather came from China to the US,

and then my father is Caucasian,

and I've just sort of thought

that he has always come from the Germany-Austria region,

but I'm not totally sure, and that's

all that I've known so far.

So as soon as we open my DNA report,

I'm gonna be able to share with you

exactly where I'm from.

And on that note, I think I need


Castle : Someone else was doing them to him.

Beckett : And he decided to put his money where his mouth was,

and using himself as a test subject.

Castle : But then who was doing the procedures on him?

Beckett : And how did it even get him killed? Can I just...

Castle : Maybe the treatment was a success.

Castle : Hamilton realized he was on the cusp

Castle : of a revolutionary life extension breakthrough.


This restaurant is just a paradise for meat and is called the visceral clinic


Lily : Fooled ya.

Lily : Leave a message after the beep.

Lily : We'll get back to ya.

Marshall : Lawyered.

Robin's dad : And so, despite the endless disappointment you've caused me,

I pray

Robin's dad : that this will finally be the year you achieve something

Robin's dad : of actual significance.

Robin's dad : I'd love to stop lying to my friends about you being in a coma.

Robin's dad : Anyway, the point is,

Robin's dad : happy birthday, RJ.


- [Ellie] Ollie's gonna show you, bend down and look.

- [Missy] Checkin' out the pond.

- [Ellie] They're so cute.

- [Bryan] Yeah.

- Ollie couldn't wait to show Jackson and Calvin

the little pond with the tadpoles.

And what's funny that, there's a sign over here,

it's Jackson's garden sign!

- [Jared] Isn't that so cool?

- [Missy] It's from my parents' old house

when they had little rock garden for him.

And it got left over here.

Alright, have fun, Finn!


Erin : Thank you.

Zamacona : You think Zane contacted me about drugs, no?

Castle : What else is there?

Zamacona : The most infamous cartel boss in history.

Castle : Zane wanted the rights to your life's story.

The EI Oso biopic.

Zamacona : He thought portraying me would win him an Oscar.

Castle : So what happened?

Guzman : I said no.

Zamacona : He may be big box office, but the man cannot act.

Zamacona : So I made him an ultimatum.

Castle : You're the one who made him drop Safe Word and do Hamlet.

Zamacona : I needed to see that he was serious.

And that he really could act.

Zamacona : So I told him if he got a good review in the Times, my life rights were his.

Castle : But he had contact with you before the show premiered.

He wanted to meet again.

Esposito : - Why? - I don't know.

He said that it had to do with the movie.

Zamacona : But I could smell his desperation through the phone.

Especially when I said "no."

Zamacona : And later that night, he was dead.

Zamacona : I didn't bring you all the way out here to talk about los muertos.

Castle : - You didn't? - No!

Zamacona : When I saw you on television,

Zamacona : I knew fate had put you in my path, Richard Castle.

Zamacona : I'm a man of the people.

Zamacona : You are a popular writer. You write for the people.

Zamacona : That's why you must tell my story.


Sheldon : He's trying to video chat.

Sheldon : Perhaps I shouldn't have taken this into the real world.

Oh, really?

PENNY : "'Time travel? I don't understand,'

"said Amelia. Cooper stared at her.

'Which word don't you understand, time or travel?'"

Bernadette : Wow, even in your fantasies Sheldon's kind of exhausting.


It's just like beef on fire.

Totally different.


Castle : Yes. I just thought I'd give you a little friendly competition.

Castle : Just got a little writer's block, is all.

Wes Craven : Okay, what's the story?

Um...

A ruggedly handsome hero and his notoriously practical lady friend

Castle : watch a disc that's killing its viewers within three days.

Wes Craven : Really? You don't think that's a little derivative?

Yes, but I am hoping to distinguish the ending.

Castle : You know, make the third act a survival tale rather than a bloodbath.

Castle : I just can't figure out how to get my heroes out of this mess.

Wes Craven : So, the key is always in the spirit's origin story.

Wes Craven : Once you have that, you can start to figure out the spirit's weaknesses.

Wes Craven : If it's using the disc as its portal into our world...

Castle : Then the disc would contain clues as to the spirit's story.

Castle : Wes, thank you. Thank you.

Castle : Listen, buddy, it's late. I gotta go.

Wes Craven : Friendly competition, my ass.

Beckett : You guys have got to be kidding me.

Beckett : We didn't find a single connection between our victims?

No, the two were as different as night and day.

Ryan : Jason was a retired ex-army doc. Val was a young Manhattan ad exec.

Esposito : Val was born in Florida. Jason grew up in lowa.

Ryan : They didn't share any friends. They weren't family.

Beckett : And none of Jason's relatives recognized Val's photo?

No. And nobody from Val's family had ever seen or heard of Jason.

Ryan : We're still looking through their records, but so far, nothing.

Beckett : So we're at a dead end?

Ah, maybe not.


Amy : Now, I assume we use this same wax Iater on...

Amy : ...to neaten up each other's bikini regions.

Penny : Yeah, my bikini region is fine.

Amy : Who's shocked? I'm not.

Amy : So, Bernadette, how's the wedding planning going?


Phoebe : No. No. You know what? He's not into that stuff anymore. He quit for me.

Rachel : This guy has been obsessed with your sister for God knows how long, okay.

Rachel : You don't just give up something like that.

So look, he gave me his night-vision goggles and everything. So...


with Amy Annie and I say tan me girl and she did hopefully I'm gonna look good a

she did hopefully I'm gonna look good a

she did hopefully I'm gonna look good a new pal oppa this is purple Brad Holmes

new pal oppa this is purple Brad Holmes

new pal oppa this is purple Brad Holmes I don't understand that means I'm gonna

I don't understand that means I'm gonna

I don't understand that means I'm gonna propose I have Brad tones in but I have

propose I have Brad tones in but I have

propose I have Brad tones in but I have like the blondie one like it looks like

like the blondie one like it looks like

like the blondie one like it looks like blonde hair is he going to leave the

blonde hair is he going to leave the

blonde hair is he going to leave the house today against

house today against

house today against okay let's go they're like highlights

okay let's go they're like highlights

okay let's go they're like highlights but then they brought out these ones for

but then they brought out these ones for like festivals and stuff and this one's

like festivals and stuff and this one's

like festivals and stuff and this one's purple but you have green eyes yeah

purple but you have green eyes yeah

purple but you have green eyes yeah so I thought it might thought it might

so I thought it might thought it might

so I thought it might thought it might work

work

work no it's like a mistake eyelashes or


I'm not even sure there might also be

I'm not even sure there might also be some thin strips of pork skin on there

some thin strips of pork skin on there

some thin strips of pork skin on there and kind of a very interesting salad

and kind of a very interesting salad

and kind of a very interesting salad mixture so this is a going to make a

mixture so this is a going to make a

mixture so this is a going to make a fantastic afternoon snack especially in

fantastic afternoon snack especially in

fantastic afternoon snack especially in the rain while it's raining outside

the rain while it's raining outside

the rain while it's raining outside conditions in here are no doubt a little

conditions in here are no doubt a little bit crammed and very tight but it makes

bit crammed and very tight but it makes

bit crammed and very tight but it makes for a perfect dining environment and

for a perfect dining environment and

for a perfect dining environment and also I just it's just one of the joys of

also I just it's just one of the joys of life to be able to eat right in front of

life to be able to eat right in front of where they're making the food and right

where they're making the food and right

where they're making the food and right in front of where they're assembling the

in front of where they're assembling the food it's that connection between the

food it's that connection between the

food it's that connection between the chef you see the food you feel being

chef you see the food you feel being

chef you see the food you feel being made you see it being assembled and then

made you see it being assembled and then they pass it to you over the cabinet and

they pass it to you over the cabinet and you just stay here and eat it that adds

you just stay here and eat it that adds

you just stay here and eat it that adds an extra component to dining and

an extra component to dining and

an extra component to dining and I think there's tries to hear there's

I think there's tries to hear there's

I think there's tries to hear there's noodles in here is it support not

noodles in here is it support not

noodles in here is it support not written in writing


I got the bag, Daddy!

- [Bryan] Okay, I got the bag, let's put him in.

I did it! Zip it!

Okay, I think I got it.


Trudy : Ted, this is rachel.


Leonard : -Hey. -Laser.

Howard : Had a great night last night.

Howard : I don't like to kiss and tell, but somebody made it to eighth base.

Leonard : -What the hell is eighth base? -Seventh base with shirt off.

Howard : Well, my shirt.

Howard : -How'd things go with Penny? -Oh, couldn't be better.


Kalvin : Chest hurts.

Heart rate's a 100 and climbing, could be an allergic reaction.

Neck veins are up. Must be pericardial effusion.

There's no wheezing.

The tear in his lungs must have reopened.

Cameron : Kalvin? You're bleeding into the area around your heart.

Kalvin : - I can't breathe. - The blood's crushing your heart.

Cameron : - Once we remove it, you'll be fine. - If I die, please tell my dad...

Cameron : - You're not going to die. - Tell him sorry.

Cameron : Where's the blood?

Cameron : It's clear.

Foreman : Only one other thing could cause this. A tumor in his heart.

Wilson : CT confirmed a mass in Kalvin's heart, and several smaller ones in his lungs.

Foreman : That's why his heart's enlarged, not the AZT.

House : You okay?

House : She's fine, probably getting bored with the question.

House : Masses in the heart and lungs, what kind of cancer are we looking at?

Cameron : They may not be cancerous.

Wilson : This is classic Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.

HIV-positive patient with a primary heart mass?

Cameron : - It could be sarcoidosis. - His lung tissue was negative.

Cameron : Lymphoma's a death sentence, sarcoidosis is treatable.


it's just like a sense of like some kind of order you know and so yesterday it

of order you know and so yesterday it

of order you know and so yesterday it was just like Easter decorations money

was just like Easter decorations money

was just like Easter decorations money toys clothes books they were all shoved

toys clothes books they were all shoved

toys clothes books they were all shoved in like baskets and that's like not okay

in like baskets and that's like not okay for me like not okay at all like every

for me like not okay at all like every

for me like not okay at all like every basket has like specific things the kids

basket has like specific things the kids tied it off because they had trashed the

tied it off because they had trashed the place and then they just threw

place and then they just threw

place and then they just threw everything in like baskets and bins and

everything in like baskets and bins and

everything in like baskets and bins and boxes but it was just all so not even

boxes but it was just all so not even

boxes but it was just all so not even disorganized just a mess like just a

disorganized just a mess like just a

disorganized just a mess like just a genuine massive and that's what he went

genuine massive and that's what he went

genuine massive and that's what he went in with me you got just a book

in with me you got just a book

in with me you got just a book you got yourself back to sitting good

you got yourself back to sitting good

you got yourself back to sitting good girl oh my god she's so cute this child

girl oh my god she's so cute this child

girl oh my god she's so cute this child of mine I love you so much

so she's trying to get waited today yeah


Jesse : I couldn't move until it hit 333.

Jesse : The light was green, but I couldn't move.

Jesse : I can't blame them for hitting me.

Burke : How long have you had these compulsions?

Jesse : A little bit all my life, but it's been out of control the last three years.

Raj : - Onset at 30 is typical. - Ruined a marriage.

Jesse : - I can't hold a job... - OK, Mr. Fannon, do you...

Jesse : Is it clean?

Jesse : - I need to know if it's clean. - It's very clean.

Raj : - Any relatives with OCD? - My mother.


did it so fast is what it all comes down to an entire head of lamb meat both

to an entire head of lamb meat both

to an entire head of lamb meat both deboned it's just all things of the head

deboned it's just all things of the head and then he comes with a soup soup that

and then he comes with a soup soup that

and then he comes with a soup soup that you as explained to us is their own

you as explained to us is their own

you as explained to us is their own secret recipe added in some special

secret recipe added in some special

secret recipe added in some special sauce added in some lemon juice and mint

sauce added in some lemon juice and mint and then served with some some

and then served with some some

and then served with some some vegetables and the woman on the side as

vegetables and the woman on the side as

vegetables and the woman on the side as well I'll begin with a tamer chunk I

well I'll begin with a tamer chunk I

well I'll begin with a tamer chunk I think this must be cheek meat here or

think this must be cheek meat here or

think this must be cheek meat here or something maybe cheek meat that just

something maybe cheek meat that just

something maybe cheek meat that just looks delicious quick dip into their

looks delicious quick dip into their

looks delicious quick dip into their special salt seasoning look at the

special salt seasoning look at the

special salt seasoning look at the tenderness of that meat and the oily


And she said, "one block south."

I swallowed my pride

And six shots of whiskey.


- [Trevor] That's the beauty, yeah, peppery-

- Many people are not brave enough to eat this.

- Really? - Yeah.


Raj : Just a sec.

Oh, who says "just a sec"? I hate myself.


Park : Doesn't explain the incontinence.

Taub : Intestinal lymphoma?

Park : Doesn't explain the double vision.

Chase : Any time you want to jump in.

Is dance-aerobics even a thing?

Adams : I hear it's good for the butt.

Adams : What about a parasitic infection?

Adams : Strongyloides is known to damage the small intestine...

Chase : In this country he's about as likely to get that as win Powerball.

Park : Someone does win Powerball. Every week.

Park : The patient went to Puerto Rico a few months ago.

Park : One of the few places in the U.S. you can pick up strongyloides.

Taub : Treatment is ivermectin.

Taub : We give that to someone with liver problems, he could have seizures, or worse.

House : Do it.


Wow, how should we eat this?


- [Bryan] But what did he tell you?

- He said we're, that we're on the good list.

- [Bryan] You guys are on the nice list!

High-five, Finn!

High-five, Ollie!