screams

- Kylo Ren is still a bad guy huh?

- Yeah!

- Yes, he's a bad guy, who has not treated Fred very nice.

- We saved you Fred.

You can go home now when you need to.

At least we had BB-8, Santa BB-8 here to

help us find Fred and save him huh?

- Yeah.

- That was crazy.

- Are you okay Fred?

- Are you okay, I think he's okay, bud.

Luckily --

- What about BB-8 Santa?

- We should tell him thank you.

- Say thank you BB-8 guys.

- Thank you BB-8!

beeps and chirps

- Awwwww.

laughs

Finn, you want to give BB-8 a hug?


Can you believe it? Pacino! This guy's why I became an actor!

" Out of order? You' re out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order! "

Seriously, what's the part?

Joey : "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in! "

Come on. Seriously, Joey, what's the part?

You' re.... What?

I' m his butt double, okay?

Joey : I play Al Pacino's butt.

All right? He goes into the shower, and then...

... I' m his butt.

Monica : Oh, my God!

Come on, you guys.

It's a real Pacino movie and that's big!

It's terrific. You deserve this.

After years of struggling you've cracked your way into show business.


Chandler : Which is why Asteroids is perfect. It's the oldest game.

What's wrong with a beautiful guest room?

I'm not against it.

Chandler : Especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away.

Monica : Are you mocking me?

No, I'm not mocking you or your beautiful guest room.

Chandler : Monica and I had a stupid fight.

You're still moving in together, right? My ad came out today.


Montgomery : So, where was she?

Beckett : She was in the hospital.

Montgomery : - Getting more surgery? - Yep.


It's so juicy.

upbeat music


Mccord : Was there any talk of Al-Qaeda retaliating?

Reed : There was chatter. Always is.

But we took out Zawari a year ago, and they never hit us back.

Beckett : Unless they just did.

Beckett : And this is just the beginning.

I have Homeland tightening security at every likely D.C. Target.

Government buildings, tourist attractions, transit hubs.

Mccord : The bad news is the toxin's versatile.

Mccord : It could be deployed through the ventilation system,

Mccord : it could contaminate a reservoir,

it can be detonated with a bomb

Mccord : and release a toxic plume over part of the city.

Mccord : And if that happens, we'd be dealing

Mccord : with a lot more than just a couple of deaths on our hands,

and I am so sorry.

Castle : No, it's your job.

Castle : And if we stop the next attack, it might mean saving me.

But if this is Al-Qaeda retaliation, how did they know about Bronson?

Beckett : He was on the ground during the air strike.

He might've been seen by locals or Zawari family members.

Vilante : Well, let's check for any Zawari family members,

Vilante : friends or associates in the D.C. Area.

Vilante : If Al-Qaeda is about to strike, they must have people on the ground.

Mccord : I'll be in the Tech room.

Beckett : - Look... - I'm okay.

CELL PHONE RINGING

Castle : It's my mother.


red sauce is a little bit sweet for me

red sauce is a little bit sweet for me and then with that chili that that makes

and then with that chili that that makes it really good

[Music]

[Music]

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this is what it all comes down to this

this is what it all comes down to this is the best for sure the bet young the

is the best for sure the bet young the

is the best for sure the bet young the roasted duck just straight up in its own

roasted duck just straight up in its own juices fatty juices all that that's the

juices fatty juices all that that's the

juices fatty juices all that that's the highlight for me

highlight for me

highlight for me published entire market I can go home

published entire market I can go home

published entire market I can go home very happy now that was an amazing final

very happy now that was an amazing final meal to wrap up this entire tour of that

meal to wrap up this entire tour of that Sam to employ be the hundred-year-old

Sam to employ be the hundred-year-old

Sam to employ be the hundred-year-old Sam Cooke market but really what stands

Sam Cooke market but really what stands

Sam Cooke market but really what stands out is this entire community you can

out is this entire community you can

out is this entire community you can walk around there's food souvenirs

walk around there's food souvenirs

walk around there's food souvenirs there's antiques there's clothes so it's

there's antiques there's clothes so it's an all-in-one market like really really

an all-in-one market like really really

an all-in-one market like really really nice people really a community feel that

nice people really a community feel that was a great experience so I'm gonna end

was a great experience so I'm gonna end

was a great experience so I'm gonna end the video right here I'll have all the

the video right here I'll have all the

the video right here I'll have all the information in the description box that

information in the description box that

information in the description box that you can check out I want to say a big


gonna show up in the machine did you

gonna show up in the machine did you imagine if you actually went into labor

imagine if you actually went into labor

imagine if you actually went into labor under knife fee reduction

that actually does mean something with

that actually does mean something with

that actually does mean something with another huge big spike there no you

another huge big spike there no you

another huge big spike there no you don't know all right


- [Bryan] Yeah.

- This is nothing.

- [Bryan] Hey Fin, do you wanna try the unicorn poop

ice cream?

- Da!

- [Bryan] He's like yeah give it to me cause I'mma

run away with it 'cause I know you guys won't

let me eat it.

- [Missy] Come here.

laughs

- [Bryan] Num num num.

- [Missy] Yum yum yum yum-- no!


Please, it's important.

Donald : She had a fever today, but otherwise she was...

House : - How high? - About 101.

Donald : She hasn't missed a day of teaching in years.

And I should've made her stay home.

House : Any other symptoms?

Donald : A stomachache. Who cares? She was in a car crash!

- Mr. Neuberger? Yeah? - My name's Ellen Stambler.

Woman : I'm the organ procurement coordinator for southern New Jersey.

Woman : I just want to assure you that we'll treat her organs with care and dignity.


You told her about our fight?

George : - Just when exactly is he coming? - Today. Lunch. Cafeteria.

But you know what? I think I'm gonna change it to Joe's

Callie : so he might not be able to tell that stink's coming from you.

- No, it's okay. It's gonna be okay. - Oh God.

George : I'm good with parents.

George : - Parents love me. - Oh, yeah. Funny,

Callie : funny, funny little man. Funny little smelly little man.

Get in the shower, okay?

- It's gonna be okay. - Just get in the shower.

I know. You'll see. He's gonna love me.

Oh! No.


Charging 200. Clear.

Taub : Still no pulse.

Charging 300. Why is this happening?

Clear.

Foreman : My theory is that he's only avoiding us because he really wants to avoid you.

Cuddy : You made it through med school without ever attending a seder?

Cuddy : It means, "Why is this night different from all other nights?"

Foreman : I'm not sure it is, but usually when push comes to shove he shows up.

Cuddy : If the patient's still alive, then push hasn't met shove yet.

The patient is hanging by a thread and we don't have a clue why.

Cuddy : Then we have to assume he does, and she isn't.

Foreman : We could. Or we could assume that something is seriously wrong with House,

Foreman : and try to do something about that.

Foreman : This way, even if we're wrong, nobody dies.

Cuddy : House is fine.

Cuddy : House is always fine.

Foreman : I'm expanding my theory.

Foreman : He's avoiding you and you're avoiding him, and this patient is gonna die.

Cuddy : Not if you do your job.

Glenn : You're an idiot.

How'd you get in here?


Have you ever had two people who weren't wearing crowns..

spend this much money here?

You have selected a lot of nice things.

You want these delivered, Mr. and Mrs. Geller?


noodles are so good and this thing

noodles are so good and this thing actually captures a lot of the flavor

actually captures a lot of the flavor

actually captures a lot of the flavor from the broth look at this that's a

from the broth look at this that's a

from the broth look at this that's a long noodle Oh needle down moment of


Greg House : I said to find Wilson.

Amber Volakis : He's working.

Amber Volakis : And I'm willing to suffer this indignity on his behalf.

James Wilson : Does she seem sick?

Greg House : Not yet.

Come on, time to go.

Greg House : Need another round and a drink for what passes for a lady around here.

Greg House : What's your poison? Nothing. We're leaving.

We're leaving, leaving, leaving. Cosmos.

Greg House : I remember Wilson buying cranberry juice.

Greg House : I'll have another, and she'll have a Cosmopolitan.

Amber Volakis : The obstinate drunk thing is not flattering.

Come on, you called for a ride.

Greg House : Drink your drink, or I'll drink them both.

One, and you leave voluntarily.

Amber Volakis : Let's go.

Hey! Need another Cosmo, here.

Bartender : She sneezed.

James Wilson : What color is it?

Thanks.

Greg House : Looks like snot. Seems like a cold.

James Wilson : Nothing else?

No.


Joey : ...which is great!

Joey : I love to ride that rail.

You're okay with this?

It's kind of far from work...

...but I'll get so much done on the commute.

Ross : I've been given the gift of time.

That's so funny. Last Christmas I got the gift of space.

Chandler : We should get them together and make a continuum.


Alright, this calls for emergency pad thai resuscitation

with chili and some vinegar.

Let's see if this is any better.

As of 7 : 30pm

this pad thai is officially dead.

Chili and lime could not resuscitate it.

It officially died on this parchment paper.

A very un-flavorful death.

I think now we all just need to move on.

I am a sucker for tom yum goong.

I'm always so excited to try tom yum soup

and check out this pretty little bowl they gave me.

Beautiful! I mean, you know, weird but it's beautiful.

They told me tom yum actually means mixed soup,

and goong means prawns so you could actually have,

tom yum, I don't know

tom yum beef, or tom yum chicken I guess.

Ooh, this bowl of soup is beautiful.

I thought my night had taken a bad turn


Castle : All right. Then explain the bleach.

Castle : The paint. And I overheard him say, "I can't keep it there forever."

Alexis : Dad, look. Someone's coming.


When you buy it, you register with the company

in case you lose it or it gets stolen.

What kind of an idiot would pay six grand for this bag?

I have a full set.

There should be a number sewn in there somewhere.

So a guy from Munich with a Colonel Klink accent

just e-mailed over the bag registration.

The owner of this bag is Tonya Wellington.

You know, you might have just cracked this case wide open.

- Seriously? - Yeah.

It's addictive, right?

That rush you get from solving a crime.

Yeah. I didn't get that from the script.

Yeah. You should really read the book.

I definitely will.

I knew that name was familiar.

Tonya Wellington and her husband Bill were invited to Stacey's surprise party.

But we talked to all the guests. I don't remember that name.

They were invited, but they declined.

Let's see if they'll accept an invitation to my interrogation party.


Sheldon : I've been thinking about Dr. Greene's efforts

Sheldon : to make science palatable for the masses.

Leonard : Oh, yeah? What about it?

Sheldon : That's all. I've just been thinking about it.


Some people don't appreciate good food.

Maybe the food tasted good at first...

Chandler : ...but then made everybody vomit and have diarrhea.

How much was the room? I'll pay my half.

Chandler : Fine. $300.

Chandler : Just think of it as $25 per room.

Joey : What are you guys woofing about?


much pronounced avocado flavor that's

much pronounced avocado flavor that's how you know it just perfectly right the

how you know it just perfectly right the skin just peels okay what if I not tried

skin just peels okay what if I not tried yet I got to try some of that pumpkin

yet I got to try some of that pumpkin

yet I got to try some of that pumpkin there's also some of those white beans

there's also some of those white beans

there's also some of those white beans white beans down there with some of the

white beans down there with some of the

white beans down there with some of the aubergine I'll mix that a little bit

[Music]

you've got that the pumpkin is really

you've got that the pumpkin is really

you've got that the pumpkin is really nice just slightly sweetened with that

nice just slightly sweetened with that

nice just slightly sweetened with that honey kind of flavor to it and it just

honey kind of flavor to it and it just

honey kind of flavor to it and it just kind of like melts in your mouth and

kind of like melts in your mouth and

kind of like melts in your mouth and then you've got the beans okay I'm

then you've got the beans okay I'm

then you've got the beans okay I'm looking for that plantain I think I lost

looking for that plantain I think I lost it down here

it down here

it down here don't tell them somewhere where's that


Stuart : - Hey, Leonard. - Oh, hi.

- How's it going? - Good, good.

Leonard : - You? - Fine.

- Oh, yeah, hey, can I ask you something? - Sure.

Penny : You know your friend Stuart?

Sheldon : Yes.

Penny : Well, he asked me out again and I said yes.

Penny : And then I started thinking maybe I should talk to you first.

- About what? - Well, does it bother you?

Penny : Me going out with one of your friends?


okay let's try them on

okay let's try them on

okay let's try them on well guess what what I tried to buy you

well guess what what I tried to buy you

well guess what what I tried to buy you shoes too

shoes too

shoes too I don't have to meet your size I should


chuckling

Mmm. Oh.

Not only is it one noodle, but that one noodle is amazing.

It's gummy, it's not overcooked,

it's a little bit al dente.

It is like a perfect thickness.

Mmm, and that's like chili oil soup,


Taub : You missed me.

Not as much as I missed my $50.

Foreman : Where'd you meet her? At the hospital.

Foreman : If it's Masters, just lie to me.

Taub [slightly Shocked] : It's the new CNA in the third floor.

Foreman : The redhead? She's hot.

Yeah, and I'm seeing her again tomorrow night.

Foreman : I don't know how you do it.

Foreman : Is it the cute, harmless vibe, the self-deprecating humor,

Foreman : or just straight-up roofies?

Taub : If you're interested, I do seminars.


Beckett : Do it. Now.

Beckett : Or don't you have the balls?

Bracken : And create physical evidence linking me to the crime scene?

Bracken : We both know I'm smarter than that.

SIGHS

Bracken : Goodbye, Kate.

The truth is gonna come out!

Bracken : There is no truth.

Bracken : Not anymore.

DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

GRUNTS

No!

BECKETT STRUGGLES


Forty-six-year-old guy in a coma.

Cuddy : Doesn't appear to be anything wrong with him

Cuddy : except for the fact that he weighs over 600 pounds.


Wilson : They're shutting down.

House : This is so our song.

Wilson : My patient is running out of time.

Park : Not worried.

House : My team is confirming the diagnosis as we speak.

Wilson : I want to be understanding. It's your first day back...

See?

House : I smell empathy.

Just remember all the good times.

House : Like when I gave you that necklace

House : that you just dumped in the ocean.

House : What were you thinking?

Wilson : House, I haven't forgotten our friendship.

Wilson : For every good memory, there's a slew of bad ones.

House : Come in. Come in.

Paraneoplastic syndrome is out.

Park : The lung donor didn't have cancer.

You tell that to the tumor that I found in his arm?

That mass wasn't a tumour. It was coagulated plasma.

Park : ER pumped him full of it, IV leaked into his arm.

Park : I even did a complete MRI. No cancer anywhere.

Park : We've got nothing.

House : Just 'cause it wasn't a tumor

House : doesn't mean it didn't mess with the lungs.

House : They're reacting to something in the plasma.


- [Missy] Yeah.

- Are they bite?

- [Bryan] Are they biting?

They don't bite.

- They do not bite.

They're very, very nice.

They're really, really--

- [Bryan] That's why you have to be

super gentle with them.

- Look, she's opening up right now.

You see how pretty she is?

- [Ollie] Yeah.

- [Missy] What colors does she have on her?

- [Ollie] White.

- [Missy] White. And what else?

- Black.

- [Missy] Black, yep.

And you see another color?

- Yeah.

- [Missy] What is it?

- Orange.

- [Missy] Yeah.

- [Bryan] Alright, while we're standing here,

one literally just came out of the cocoon.

- It just came out.

I'm gonna watch it back, do you want--

- [Bryan] We have it on the camera, the nest cam?

- Yeah.

- [Bryan] Okay, you want to see it?

- [Missy] Oh my gosh, it's crazy.

light, cheerful music

Do you see it crawling out?

- Yeah.

- There it is!

It's getting big!

See his little wings?

They're opening up.

- [Bryan] That is so cool!

That literally just happened, right in here.

- Yes, like 10 minutes ago.

- [Bryan] That's so cool, Ollie!


- No he's not mumbles but he's saying

that he's happy that- - Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Next up, Ali bringing us for four more

unique Karachi street burgers and after a quick drive

through the bustling downtown streets of Karachi,

we're going for the Angry Burger.

And this is just such an amazing day

in Karachi guys burger after burger.

- And the next joint that we're going to

is called Angry Burgers.

- Angry Burgers.

- And lets see how angry the guy is.

- Yeah.

Wow speaks in foreign language .

Look at this guys, so this is a chicken patty?

- [Ali] No, so this one is different.

This one is missing the lentil patties.

- Oh, wow.

So we've got a lentil patty and we're loading it up.

And it's fried with an egg as well.


Bernadette : And after she lost her marbles, with her remote control.

Sheldon : My phone's on the desk over there. Take a picture of us together.


Ross : It doesn't matter. The important thing is that you're here.

Ross : You're my friend and you're here.

Rachel : Okay, just a little scared. What's going on?

Ross : The most amazing thing happened tonight.

Ross : I thought my number was up.

I had an actual near-death experience.

Rachel : What happened?


Ted : Why won't robin tell me why she hates malls?

Barney : Ted, you should be happy robin has a secret.


Howard : That would be cool. I'd go to that reception.

Penny : Come on, this is huge. Raj is gonna be in People magazine...

Penny : ...and he didn't even have to knock up one of the Spears sisters.


putting on a helmet in here wait where

putting on a helmet in here wait where did you land at I landed pretty far down

did you land at I landed pretty far down all right guys I'm headed up the super

all right guys I'm headed up the super

all right guys I'm headed up the super duper and a super duper staircase you're

duper and a super duper staircase you're literally testing the ramp right now I'm

literally testing the ramp right now I'm testing it with making it made it bigger

testing it with making it made it bigger and they've just added a bigger gap

and they've just added a bigger gap

and they've just added a bigger gap basically so and it's Windy Hill Lily

basically so and it's Windy Hill Lily

basically so and it's Windy Hill Lily back last time I'm gonna have you a

back last time I'm gonna have you a

back last time I'm gonna have you a little bit of a push not much right

little bit of a push not much right

little bit of a push not much right before they make it you need a bigger

before they make it you need a bigger

before they make it you need a bigger push already feel the rhythm a push a

push already feel the rhythm a push a

push already feel the rhythm a push a push come on buddy Oh tracking time oh

push come on buddy Oh tracking time oh

push come on buddy Oh tracking time oh my god


Sheldon : At least now you can retrieve the black box...

...from the smoldering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her...

...and analyze the data so that you don't crash into geek mountain again.

Howard : I disagree. Love is not a sprint. It's a marathon.

Howard : A relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms...

Howard : ...or hits you with the pepper spray.

No, I'm done with Penny.

I'm gonna be more realistic and go after someone my own speed.


Ah.

speaking in foreign language

You see, she gives a fish sauce and some herbs.

speaking in foreign language

Let's try it out.

Oh yeah, look at that spring roll.

Awesome, you can see it's full of rice noodles.

Looks like there's some pork and mushroom

or maybe some onion in there.

Oh yeah.


- [Foreign Language] beef.

- Beef. And this is all Masala he's putting there

- Black Masala.

- Black Masala

- Yeah. We are addicted to the beef, all the time.

- Addicted to beef.

Wow!

So this is just one, and we've got a lineup.

This is the same Mezbani beef?

- No, chanar dal.

- Oh chanar dal.

There it is. So the dal is not added in here yet?

- Yeah

- Oh but this just smells amazing.

We've got a row of,

- Jadel, put the dal now.

- Pots, putting the dal in okay,

And that just smells so delicious,

over top, this is wood charcoal.

- Yeah wood charcoal,

this is especially for the spices.

- Wow.

- If you don't cook with this one,

then the taste won't be as good as it should be.

- Oh and this is the dal here.

- Yeah.

- So we're gonna mix this in with the beef?

- The beef yeah.

- So it's a beef dal mix.

- Yeah

- Ooh lentils. And here we go.


Raj : No, it's time to put on some R. Kelly and suck face.

Penny : Oh, wow, is the evening over.

[COMPUTER BEEPS]

Wait, wait, wait. That's my mommy and daddy calling from India.

Raj as a ringing noise is heard : I want you to meet my parents.

Wait, meet them?

Hello, Mommy, Daddy. Good to see you. How are you? I'm not drunk.


I never know how long to wait in this situation before you can talk.

Joey : Maybe a little longer.

In these recipes, the quantities may seem unusual.

Like these coconut Macholate holiday nut bars?

Monica : I've indicated four cups of coconut and four cups of nuts...

Monica : ...and only one tablespoon of Macholate.

Mr. Ratstatter : Doesn't matter.

Mr. Ratstatter : Our FDA approval didn't come through.

Mr. Ratstatter : Something about laboratory rats.

Monica : Gosh, I'm sorry.

Yeah.

Anyhow, here's your check.

Mr. Ratstatter : Thank you for all the trouble you went through.


Patient : I'm not buying into no racist drug, okay?

House : It's racist because it helps black people more than white people?

On behalf of my peeps, let me just say thanks for dying on principle for us.

Patient : Look, my heart's red. Your heart's red.

Patient : And it don't make no sense to give us different drugs.

House : You know, I have found a difference.

Admittedly, it's a limited sample,

but based on my experience of the last 90 seconds,

House : all black people are morons.


Rachel : You poor little famous man.

Joey : Okay, how about this one?

Joey : I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you..

but you're just so beautiful, I don't think I can.

Monica : Oh, my God!

Rachel : Wow, that was fantastic! I almost leaned in. Really.

Joey : So tell me one of your moves.


House : What took you so long?

House : Doesn't answer the question.

Foreman : It took us a little time to think up a diagnostic test

Foreman : no one's ever thought up before.

Chase : It could be a tumor in a salivary gland.

Chase : We should get a parotid biopsy.

Aww! That's so cute.

House : You're fighting over who's in charge.

Taub : GI bleed's more likely to explain the nausea and weakness.

House : Who's in charge?

Foreman : House, as long as you're not here,

Foreman : someone has to have the final...

Taub : and do your job, or if you're going to wallow in self-pity.

House : Those my only two choices?

House : Or can I also point out the self-pity coming from you?

Taub : That is not true in so many ways.

House : And right now, I give you the authority

House : to scope his GI tract and biopsy his parotid,

Masters : House, should we be more worried about you?

Masters : Are you on Vicodin?

Masters : Because if you are, you probably shouldn't be ordering procedures.

House : I am not on Vicodin.

House : I have to see a man about a hurdy gurdy.


Excuse me.

ADDISON : - What are you doing? - Talking to your brothers.

GEORGE : - You don't have to do that. - It's OK. I don't mind.

CALLIE : Ronny and Jerry both have a thing for me.

CALLIE : I was going to go with Jerry, until he went all 1957 Bel Air.

- I was like, "Really?" - Thanks for trying to help my family,

GEORGE : but it's really not necessary.


Castle : You can hear two sets of footsteps.

Melanie : If anything happens, tell them "X, T, three."

Tech : That's it.

Beckett : She recorded her own murder.

Castle : Okay, parking structure, letters and numbers.

Castle : Sounds like she's reading off a license plate.

Beckett : Of the guy that was following her. And "X, T, three,"

I mean, there's gonna be thousands of plates with that partial.

Beckett : Can you play the end again?

Beckett : I thought I heard something after the phone hit the ground.

Beckett : There. Did you hear that? There's a click.

Tech : Let me see what I can do with that.


I hope you're not thinking about cleaning the living room.

Man, I'm starving. What the hell was I thinking at dinner?

Joey : "Do you want soup or salad?" Both, always order both.

You know, I'm looking, and I don't think anyone's home here.

Ross : I say we just break the window...

Ross : ...crawl through...

...and you know, explain later.

- No one's home? - I don't think so.

Hello?

So when you get in there...


Cameron : According to Freud... And I'm paraphrasing...

The instinct of love toward an object demands a mastery to obtain it,

Cameron : and if a person feels they can't control the object, or feel threatened by it,

Cameron : they act negatively toward it.

Cameron : Like an eighth-grade boy punching a girl.

House : I treat you like garbage, so I must really like you.

House : Given your Freudian theory, what does it mean if I start being nice to you?

Cameron : That you're getting in touch with your feelings.

Mm-hmm.

House : So there's absolutely nothing I can do to make you think that I don't like you?

House : Sorry, no.

Cameron : I have one evening with you... One chance...

Cameron : And I don't want to waste it talking about what wines you like...

Cameron : or what movies you hate.

Cameron : I want to know how you feel.

Cameron : About me.

House : You live under the delusion that you can fix everything that isn't perfect.


Sheldon : except for the snake scene and the face-melting scene,

Sheldon : which I can only watch when it's still light out, but...

Sheldon : I defy you to find a story problem.

Herds my jaw... drop it.


-Maybe we could get him to trade rings. -I can't do that.

You certainly can't give her that stupid gumball ring.

-All right. Where was he going? -Yeah, it's a restaurant...

-The Rainbow something. -Rainbow Room?

Rainbow Grill?

Somewhere Over the...?

-L'Espace. -Rainbow L'Espace!

No, just L'Espace.

I'd love to know how you got from rainbow to L'Espace.

No, you wouldn't.

You don't wanna get in here.


what was the name of my favorite

what was the name of my favorite childhood toy and didn't know no


Leonard : All right.

- And what is your name? - Angela.

Raj : Oh, derived from the word "angel." Appropriate.

Angela : You're cute.

Sheldon : I'd like to buy a scone.

Server : Oh, I'm sorry, we're out.

Server : We have muffins.


Penny : This is kind of creepy.

Sheldon : We're not supposed to talk during this part.

Clerk : Sorry.

Penny : This is kind of creepy.

Penny : Do you want to stop?


Joey : Great nap.

Ross : It really was.


"If you could wake up tomorrow

"having gained any one quality or ability,

what would it be?"

Penny : Well, not to steal from the Bible,

Penny : but turning water into wine sounds pretty good.

Sheldon : I don't think you're taking this seriously.

Penny : Come on, I'm just having some fun with you.

Sheldon : I believe

what you're doing is using humor

Sheldon : to avoid vulnerability.

Howard : Fine.


Marilyn : She even met a guy while she was doing her community service.

Zach.

Marilyn : He builds houses for the poor.

Marilyn : And then a couple nights ago,

Marilyn : she went to a club for someone's birthday and I guess...

Marilyn : She got drunk and she started making out with an old boyfriend.

Kelly : And someone took a picture. It hit all the gossip sites.

Kelly : When Zach saw...

Marilyn : It was too much for him.

Marilyn : They got into a big fight and he left her.

Beckett : How long had they been dating?

Marilyn : Four months.

Castle : Which means he would know how to access the alley

Castle : behind your daughter's building.

Beckett : Do you know where we could find him?

Zach Benton : It's funny, the first time I saw this picture,

Zach Benton : I didn't think I could feel any worse.

Zach Benton : But now that she's gone...

ESPOSITO : Yeah? Exactly how bad did you feel?


Hi. So I'm doing the Soap Opera Digest crossword puzzle...

...and guess who is the clue for three down?


== sync, corrected by BIgAditya ==

Ow! Yeah!

Jerry : So, Saturday night-- time to cut loose, right?

Jerry : Who wants to split a beer?


Cuddy : There are three female chiefs of medicine...

Cuddy : at major hospitals in this country,

Cuddy : and we all got there using our feminine wiles.

It's human nature to want to protect people we like. - I don't like him.

To think if we just form the right team, we'll all get along and be able to pull the boat...

Cuddy : - I don't get along with him! - This is not a team.

Vogler : It's not a boat. It's not a machine that has a lot of parts that have to work together.

Vogler : The metaphors are all crap. This is a business. That's all it is.

Chase : You like him. That's bad for business.

Oh, this is all my fault.

House : Took another homework break with Betty Lou?

Henry : No, last week I showed him a magic trick.

You pulled a quarter out of his nose. It's a classic.

Yeah, and now he won't stop shovin' stuff up there.

Bill : - Dr. House. - Got a crisis here.

Henry : It's okay.

Stop!


recreated village in Dubai and we're

recreated village in Dubai and we're going to the Sheikh Mohammed Cultural

going to the Sheikh Mohammed Cultural

going to the Sheikh Mohammed Cultural Center for understanding and they host

Center for understanding and they host

Center for understanding and they host emirati lunches and meals there thank

emirati lunches and meals there thank

emirati lunches and meals there thank you it's really nicely done it's in an

you it's really nicely done it's in an

you it's really nicely done it's in an old Arabic style room and luckily there


- We have been walking by foot the whole time

and we have not--

- [Missy] You hadn't seen him?

Oh my gosh!

Do you think we can call Santa if we get the phone back?

- Yes.

- [Missy] I bet, though, if we just touch that green button

it would call Santa.

Would that be very cool?

- Yeah, you can call him.

- [Missy] Oh my gosh!

And what if he, like, knew us?

That'd be so cool!

Okay, let's wait for daddy, okay?

- Okay.

- You guys, we just found Fred sitting over here.

I don't even know how he got this thing.

'Cause, like, we plugged it in last night next to daddy.

- [Finn] That was magic!

- I know, I know, I know it's magic.

It's just crazy to me sometimes.

Make sure you guys give this video a big thumbs up

if you think we should try

and steal Brian's phone back and call Santa.

I think that sounds like an awesome idea.

You sneaky little guy, you took Bryan's phone

and you're trying to call Santa.

That's hilarious, right?

- Yeah.

- [Missy] Oh my gosh!

So, don't touch it!

Do not do it, okay, bud?

You have to wait for mommy and daddy, okay?

Finn, are you eating your breakfast?

- Yeah.

- [Missy] Are you being a good boy,

getting ready for your call with Santa?


be not that trait

be not that trait I love the top to vinegar window oh yeah

I'm home saying good night putting the


Rachel : What are these?

Monica : Just some pictures I made and hung up.

I thought they'd brighten up the place. Don't they?


Lily : Sugar snap pea?

Ted, joining them : Pea...

Lily : That reminds me, I have to pee.

Ted : Okay, straight, straight, straight.

Ted : Now, wait, a little to the left.

Ted : We'll pass a state trooper.

Lily, fighting Ted : Ooh, punch buggy yellow!

Lily, fighting Ted : Ow!

Lily : Yellow-- that reminds me, I have to pee.


Ted : I've thought about it

Ted : And top half fish.

Ted : Second of all, we need you guys

Ted : To decide something for us.

Barney : Yes, you should break up.

Ted : So, earlier tonight...

Robin : Mm, we should get down to the bar.

Ted : I know we should,

Ted : But you just look so sexy in my red sweatshirt.

Ted voix off : Mm...

Mm... Mm...

Barney : Oh, god, why is this part of the story?

Ted : We're getting to it.

Robin : Damn, my face is so dry.

Robin : Is there any moisturizer around here?


Wilson : Have you tried childhood pet names?

House : I don't know her pets.

Wilson : She's never mentioned a pet?

House : Yeah, but I wasn't listening.

House : She's not mad because I don't remember a dead dog's name.

Wilson : Her first dog was Ronaldo.

House typing On The Laptop : R-O or R-E-Y?

Wilson : I didn't ask, try both.

Foreman : Just got a case from the ER.

Foreman : Rutgers student came in with what looked like acute bronchitis.

Foreman : But there's nothing in his blood or sputum cultures.

House : Don't you think it's time you people

House : stop looking to the white man

House : to solve all your problems?


Bernadette : But you could if you wanted to, right?

Penny : Well, yeah, I guess.

Bernadette : Pick out the hottest guy in the room,

Bernadette : take him home, do unspeakable things to him,

Bernadette : then kick him to the curb with a smile on his face

Bernadette : and teeth marks on his heinie?

Penny : More or less.

Amy : What's that like?

Leonard : I don't know.

Penny : It's fun while you're doing it.

Penny : And then after, it's mostly embarrassment,

Penny : self-loathing and regret.

Bernadette : I would take that deal all day long.

Penny : Yeah, well, it's not gonna happen tonight.

Penny : You know, for the first time in my life,

Penny : I am not in a relationship,

Penny : and I'm totally okay with it.


Sheldon : A, I rarely kid.

Sheldon : And B, when I do kid, you will know it by my use of the word "buzzinga."

Howard : So you're saying the two of you are going to be sleeping in the same bed?

Howard : Yes.

Buzzinga.


Is there any chance that you took that phone call?

No. I never stay past 7 : 00.

Castle : How late does the DA work?

D.a. Lou Karnacki : This conversation is over.


Dorie : My contractions are really hurting.

And I think my water broke.

Izzie : Her placenta's tearing.

Addison : OK, Dorie, we can't wait any longer. The babies have to come out now.

It's OK. We're gonna take really good care of you. Just keep breathing.

Addison : Dorie, the OR is prepped and ready to go. Where's Tom?

- He's home with the boys. - No, I called Tom. He's on his way.

Izzie, page everyone on Dorie's team. The list is at the nurse's station.


I think it's the little football-shaped fried ones

that I've had at Lebanese restaurants.

But this is a whole different perspective.

It's such, I can already tell,

I know that kibbeh is the king of dishes,

in Lebanon, especially in this village.

For that big pizza pan meat spread at the bottom,

we're going to go to a traditional bakery.

So they're gonna bake it in a traditional Lebanese,

that's the way it's cooked.

Going actually to a traditional bakery to do that.

I can sit in the back.

I can sit at the back.


So what did the DA say?

That Julian's going to plead "not guilty," take his chances at trial.

Castle : The good news is, Yumi cut a deal to avoid charges.

Castle : I guess murder is not his type of accessory.

Beckett : Yeah. He confessed to telling Julian that Ella figured it all out,

Beckett : and Julian told him that he would "take care" of her.

So I guess the Fab Five is going to be the Fab Four this year.

I always thought that the fashion industry seemed glamorous.

Ryan : Turns out, mobsters are more ethical.

Beckett : Oh, my gosh. Why do you think I quit? I'll take murderers over models any day.

Esposito : If only murderers were this hot.

Beckett : - I've got a bit of paperwork to do. - Ugh!

Castle : Boring paperwork, that is my cue to leave.

Castle : I'll see you later?

Beckett : Yeah. Yeah, I'll see you when I'm done.

LOCK CLICKS

CHAIN RATTLING


Stella : With her church group every Wednesday night...

Mm-hmm... And she really wanted to invite you, but she's too shy.


I'm hungry it's early let's go eat my

I'm hungry it's early let's go eat my first stop is that one of the most

first stop is that one of the most

first stop is that one of the most popular restaurants for kaya toast back

popular restaurants for kaya toast back

popular restaurants for kaya toast back when this is probably the most popular

when this is probably the most popular

when this is probably the most popular most iconic Singaporean breakfast item

most iconic Singaporean breakfast item

most iconic Singaporean breakfast item and if you don't know what kaya toast is

and if you don't know what kaya toast is means that the toast is filled with kaya

means that the toast is filled with kaya a particular jam that is made with

a particular jam that is made with

a particular jam that is made with coconut milk sugar and panda the toast

coconut milk sugar and panda the toast

coconut milk sugar and panda the toast is almost always served with a order of

is almost always served with a order of

is almost always served with a order of soft-boiled eggs when I say soft-boiled


no no if you can see the little

no no if you can see the little contraction these things over there but

contraction these things over there but

contraction these things over there but it's still thing at the bottom it's a

it's still thing at the bottom it's a

it's still thing at the bottom it's a serious situation folks losers posers

serious situation folks losers posers

serious situation folks losers posers you're doing a great job well done

you're doing a great job well done

you're doing a great job well done mm-hmm oh yes right yeah oh so what we

mm-hmm oh yes right yeah oh so what we

mm-hmm oh yes right yeah oh so what we were doing okay while we're in the

were doing okay while we're in the

were doing okay while we're in the middle of doing this and well while I

middle of doing this and well while I

middle of doing this and well while I was in labor where the people going off

was in labor where the people going off

was in labor where the people going off we were making a toenail for her one

we were making a toenail for her one

we were making a toenail for her one EA's Wednesday video that's the

EA's Wednesday video that's the

EA's Wednesday video that's the dedication here

yeah you can as soon as the baby born


- I love how the bread is crispy.

She toasted a samke harra.

The harra does actually mean spicy, but it wasn't,

the actual dish wasn't very spicy.

They said they'd make it not too spicy.

But there is chili powder on the side


Like God's love is speaking to you directly.

Moira : It's the silence, the contemplation, the order.

Moira : I need them.

I'm hoping everything else will come later.

Chase : That's not an answer. If you want silence, you can get earplugs.

Moira : I tried the outside world. It wasn't enough.

Have you been married? No.

Chase : No kids? You never found a career?

Chase : Doesn't sound like the outside world got much of a try.

Chase : What you're headed towards now...

Fourteen hours a day in silent prayer,

Chase : never having a family,

Chase : never touching another human being...

Moira : Just because that's what you'd miss the most...

Moira : The nurses talk.

Chase : Nothing's wrong with having fun.

Moira : They said you were almost killed three weeks ago.

Moira : You go right back to fun?

Is that why you want to be a nun'? Someone broke your heart?


- I could eat this all day long.

- You can taste the truffle for sure.

Luxury siu mai.

Oh, the ultimate meal.

And we are all wearing Tai Hao Lei merch.

So happy today.

And we are just starting.

And after finishing up that massive dim sum meal,

and before going goose ranging deep in the countryside


Izzie : but I'm guessing you didn't realize it turns urine blue.

Kalpana : I didn't do this to myself. You have to believe me. I'm sick.

Kalpana : - I have something... - No. You're just deceiving yourself.

Burke interrupts : Manufacturing things that really aren't there, seeing only what you want to see.

Burke interrupts : Wasting our time, our resources, and throwing away your own life.

Burke interrupts : Your illness is in your head, Kalpana.

Burke interrupts : We will be transferring you to Psych.

George walks back to Ellis, muttering : Come on.

Bailey : Come on, don't give up. Come on.

Meredith : You're getting tired. Let me take over, Dr. Bailey.

Addison : Dr. Bailey, his intestines are cyanotic. There's no blood circulating.

Bailey : It's been shunted to his brain where he needs it. You call those compressions?

Fight it. Come on!

Bailey : Why isn't anyone moving? Who's recording?

Addison : It's been ten minutes since we had a perfusing rhythm.

Addison : It's your call, Dr. Bailey.

One, two, three...


Sheldon : It's a re-writable CD.

Raj : Just put it in.


Wilson : but it'll pass.

Wilson : It's understandable.

House : You're scared because you think I'm falling apart,

House : and you're trying to convince yourself that you're overreacting.


this is really different from the

this is really different from the electron ahead this morning at least

electron ahead this morning at least

electron ahead this morning at least asked in such a subtle delicate crunch

asked in such a subtle delicate crunch

asked in such a subtle delicate crunch and then everything changes from there

and then everything changes from there

and then everything changes from there [Music]

[Music]

[Music] pure Hogg melty bliss and there's not a

pure Hogg melty bliss and there's not a

pure Hogg melty bliss and there's not a lot of seasoning here the head that's

lot of seasoning here the head that's

lot of seasoning here the head that's hitting the skin and the fat you can

hitting the skin and the fat you can

hitting the skin and the fat you can taste a lot more of the pig here then

taste a lot more of the pig here then

taste a lot more of the pig here then this morning but it's like the perfect

this morning but it's like the perfect

this morning but it's like the perfect amount of flavor and also I never had

amount of flavor and also I never had

amount of flavor and also I never had pork skin melt in my mouth so quickly

pork skin melt in my mouth so quickly

pork skin melt in my mouth so quickly and softly before in my life it's just

and softly before in my life it's just

and softly before in my life it's just the most belty piece of pork skin you

the most belty piece of pork skin you

the most belty piece of pork skin you will ever have you will ever put it into


Oh Eduardo look over here at right Oh

Oh Eduardo look over here at right Oh cereal ooh okay we have these ones here

cereal ooh okay we have these ones here

cereal ooh okay we have these ones here that Nina called sweetly and you've got

that Nina called sweetly and you've got

that Nina called sweetly and you've got cornflakes

cornflakes

cornflakes we got something or other and Frosty's

we got something or other and Frosty's

we got something or other and Frosty's and then I don't know what their I what

and then I don't know what their I what

and then I don't know what their I what do you which one you want yeah why did I


Barney : Don't change the subject.

Barney : Let me see your phone.

Barney : Why?

Barney : I just want to see your phone.

Barney : Let me see your phone.

James : No, it's just a phone. It's just a phone!

James : And it's got internet access, and it's got a camera on it,

James : And you can surf the web and do the whole thing.

James : It's so amazing how far technology has come.

James : What kind of phone do you have?

I got...


Lea : I need to speak to Scotty. I can talk to him. I need to talk to him.

Cristina avoids eye contact : I think they want him to make the decision on his own.

Lea : You think I'm sick for wanting to save my husband, don't you?


six-figure salary like yours.

Castle : She needed to inherit.

Castle : But that old man refused to die.

Beckett : So she convinced you to go upstairs

Beckett : and smother him to death with a pillow,

Beckett : while she created a distraction in the kitchen. Problem solved.

Castle : Except once she had her money, she left you.

Castle : Went back to her partying lifestyle.

Beckett : She used you. But there wasn't anything you could do about it.

Beckett : At least not without admitting to the murder.

Lynchberg : You can't prove that. His death wasn't even ruled a homicide.

Beckett : No, but Barbra Landau's was.

Beckett : Uniforms found this .9 millimeter in the dumpster behind your offices.

Beckett : Ballistics match.

Beckett : This is the same gun that was used to kill Barbra Landau.

Beckett : And it's got your fingerprints all over it.


and again the chicken is all fresh from

and again the chicken is all fresh from

and again the chicken is all fresh from their farm and they use only firewood

their farm and they use only firewood

their farm and they use only firewood Dakota chicken curry so it has that

Dakota chicken curry so it has that

Dakota chicken curry so it has that smoky taste

smoky taste

smoky taste it's just and bubbling away like this is

it's just and bubbling away like this is another lava curry just hot tub of


All right, I'm at the stand.

Sorenson : Have him make the drop.

Beckett : Castle, leave the bag. Make the drop and walk away.


inches so we looking at yeah dude that's still super thick was eight to twelve

still super thick was eight to twelve

still super thick was eight to twelve you can pick up trucks out here let me

you can pick up trucks out here let me

you can pick up trucks out here let me start a suit


red lips, he's got teeth, he's got two horns

coming out of the top of his head and he's pretty bald

and I love that.

Look at these big old ears too.

Better to hear you with, my dear.

laughing

That is crazy, you guys.

We actually got to find a monster in our attic.

That's so nuts.

This thing is so creepy-looking, you guys.

Oh, my gosh.

What should we name him? Comment down below.

What should we name our new attic monster we found?

Oh, hey babe!

- Hey!

- What are you doing?

- I am putting on a party tonight,

so I'm blowing up balloons.

- Missy is throwing a very special party tonight.

Yes, we've got balloons.

Look at, this one even has confetti in it?

- I know, I thought I'd do that but then I was like,

"Hmm, too much work."

- Oh, it was too much work?

- Yeah.

- It's kinda cool though.

- It is cool, but it's just get me hanging.

So it's just me like sitting on the bottom,

seems kinda silly.

- Oh babe, you are never gonna guess what I found

in the attic today.

- Oh my gosh. Did you see what was making all that noise?

- No, but I found something even better.

knocking


Sheldon : These four walls once housed an intellectual salon...

Sheldon : ...where the mind received nourishment as well as the stomach.

But through no one's fauIt, Penny...

Sheldon : ...the quality of dinner conversation in this apartment has declined.

Sheldon : And again, I'm looking at no one in particular, Penny.

Fine. What would you Iike to talk about, Sheldon?

Ugh. "What would you like to talk about, Sheldon?"

Howard : Why do you hate us?

Sheldon : I've prepared a number of topics that should appeal...

Sheldon : ...to both the advanced and novice conversationalists.

Penny : Okay, that time, you looked at me.

Amy : Who didn't? Your skin is like alabaster. Do you even have pores?

Topic one : "Faster-than-light particles at CERN :

Sheldon : Paradigm-shifting discovery...

Sheldon : ...or another Swiss export as full of holes as their cheese?"

Sheldon : And converse.

- Who wants to look at bridal magazines? - Oh, me.

Through no one's fauIt, Sheldon, we're leaving.

- Wait for moi. - What? You're leaving?

Amy : Sheldon, sometimes you forget, I'm a Lady.

Amy : And with that comes an estrogen-fueled need...

...to page through glossy magazines that make me hate my body.


That is beautiful.

We got a buddy coming here in a minute.

We're gonna devour one of these beauties.

And you can see,

they actually roast--

there's a duck on the back too.

And we're hangin' out with Yang Dachoo here.

And that is gonna go all over the cao chan yang.

So they're all about 60 to 90 days old here.

exclaims


it's almost like a jacuzzi of this eternal bubbling

beef parts and juices and oils and fats.

- That was the craziest things I've seen in Bangkok so far.

And there's different parts of cow in there.

- You can see everything.

If you just gaze across the surface of that pan

you see beef chunks, you see tripe, you see intestines,

you see other unknown parts.

- [Mike] And you're telling me that this thing is,


Head Of Security : What did you say?

I said I was right.

Head Of Security : Copy that, ma'am.


Chandler : You, touching yourself! Out!

Rachel : Wow! She does that a lot.

Ross, you didn't tell me you were a doctor.

Wait a minute. You haven't even told her you are a doctor yet?

Rachel : How long have you known her, like an hour?

Michelle : Actually, about an hour and a half.

l told you it wasn't long, but there's an amazing connection between us.

Michelle : You feel that too?

-l thought that that was just me. -Are you kidding?

-Do you wanna go away this weekend? -We'll see.

Ross, what's going on here?

Rachel : Are we just bringing strange women back to the apartment now?

l don't know. Are we just kissing guys on balconies?

Rachel : -How do you know about that? -Through the magic of sight.


House : He can still talk and he's left-handed,

which means speech is in the right side.

Chase : You don't know how Patrick's brain reorganized itself 25 years ago.

House : What if the right side is just a little dead?

Maybe he still has random neurons firing.

Cameron : You're just looking for a puzzle to distract you from your own situation.

House : You're right, he's dead. Let's go home.

What did you find out?

Dr. Obyedkov : Is he gonna be okay?

Dr. Medick : I'm sorry. Yes!

House : What's this?

House : A piano.

House : What's this?

He's obviously lost use...

Foreman : Shut up.


Derek : I'm fine.

Cameron : ER docs don't think so.

Your temperature's been going up and down like a rollercoaster.

Cameron : How old are these skin grafts?

Derek : Last one was about six months ago.

Cameron : We're gonna run some tests and we'll get a consult with Dr. House.

Derek : I'll be fine.

Brock : You'll be doing what the doctors say. Got it?

Brock : I'll check in later.

Hey.

Amy : The way you covered for me last night...

Derek : He's my brother.

Derek : I know how to eat it from him.

Amy : I'm gonna stop by after my shift, okay?

Okay.

Derek : So where is this Dr. House?

Cameron : Speaking engagement.

House : Not guilty.

Judge : And on the charge of gaining control of said medication by fraud, how do you plead?

House : Not guilty. Very well.

Judge : Preliminary hearing is set for the 19th at 10 : 00 a.m.,

Judge : at which time I'll determine whether there's enough evidence to proceed to trial.

Judge : Next case on the calendar. People versus Williams.


This has been a very popular trending type of ice cream

because of the way it's made, for quite a while now.

But, this is my first time to try it.

I mean, it is ice cream, but it's a little thinner.

It's not quite as rich.

uptempo music

I think it's a Wednesday night,

but traditionally this market was more of a weekend market.

But now I think it's almost open every night of the week.

I'm not totally sure.

But, it's open through out the week.

But coming here in the week is really nice.

It's not nearly as busy.

The last time we came here when we had the tom yum,

that was a Friday night.

Ah man, about this time, at seven or eight p.m,

it just starts to get like ridiculously packed.

To the point where you can barely move.

And there is so many people.

But now it's really manageable.

It's nice on the week days.


Ross : Yeah, sure.

I wouldn't think Hobbes would like that so much.

Joey : How long have we known each other?

Seven, eight..

Rachel : Eight years. Wow.

Joey : A long time.

But over the past few weeks, I..

Okay! Sorry about the wait, but it is mega-jammed in here.

Our specials tonight..


Burke : The leak in the heart is from the right atrium.

You gonna put her on bypass? That could compromise the baby.

I can fix her heart while it's beating. Push 40 milligrams of esmolol.

I found her husband. I found him.

Alex : She's not a Jane Doe. Her name's Casey. Casey Clark.

Alex : - What? - How do you know?

Alex : - What? - How do you know it's Casey Clark?

Man 3 : She's pregnant...

Addison : There were hundreds of people on that ferry, Alex. Hundreds.


about maybe 7 : 45 Oh allow me might have been about 7 : 45 this morning it is now

been about 7 : 45 this morning it is now about six o'clock in the evening I think

about six o'clock in the evening I think Anna said she did some echo just sorry

Anna said she did some echo just sorry

Anna said she did some echo just sorry about that if there is nothing here oh

about that if there is nothing here oh

about that if there is nothing here oh [Applause]

hey Mara love the story

hey Mara love the story

hey Mara love the story I failed you friends now I'm gonna make

I failed you friends now I'm gonna make

I failed you friends now I'm gonna make the rest of this blog what date is it


All right, have a good time!

- See you later, Mom and Dad!


Robin : So how was your day, mr. Architect?

Ted : Oh, I like the way you say that.

Ted : Hey, you want to see the building

Ted : That will make every man in spokane feel inadequate? Obviously.


Foreman : These IV fluids will help flush the drugs out of your system.

Driscoll : You know which of the kids dosed me?

Masters : It's not medically relevant.

Driscoll : Look, I'm not gonna hurt him, but I get why you're scared of me.

Driscoll : I'm real sorry about this morning.

Masters : No apology necessary.

Masters : You're ill, you didn't know what you were doing.

Driscoll : I used to be a real screw-up.

Driscoll : The military taught me that actions always have consequences,

Driscoll : part of being a man is accepting them.

Driscoll : After all the times I've said that to the kids, apology is necessary.

Masters [concerned] : Are you okay?

No, my heart's kind of racing.

Foreman : I got it.

Foreman : Heart rate is 170, PAT until proven otherwise.

We got to slow it down. Six milligrams of adenosine, IV bolus.

Foreman : Tell the nurse to get in here with the crash cart.


Everybody's home by 11 : 00. Boo-yah!

Willie : Hello?

Barney : Hanging up on you once wasn't enough.

Stella : So I lanced this thing on this guy's back,

Stella : And I'll be honest with you, I didn't even know what it was,

Stella : And then it exploded like a volcano.

Pus everywhere.

Let's have sex.

Ted : Right now. I'll lock the door.

Oh, there's no lock on that door.

We can do it against the door. It'll be hot!

It'll be like a three-way : You, me, and the door.

Stella : Yeah, but then it's just gonna be weird

Stella : Between me and the door tomorrow.

Barney he is at work, in the phone : I'm sorry.

Ted : We're waiting. It's cool.

Stella : You've been so patient, ted.

Stella : The truth is...

Stella : I'm kind of nervous.

Stella : I have a confession to make.

Ted : I was afraid of this.

Ted : You're 14.

Stella : No, um...

Stella : It's kind of embarrassing, but it's been a while

Stella : Since I was intimate with anyone.

Ted : Wow, it's funny that you say that.

Ted : Me, too.

Stella : Really?

How long's it been for you?

Stella : It's been a while.

Stella : Tell me.


the making of this or do I wait until

the making of this or do I wait until it's all done to reveal it but I guess I

it's all done to reveal it but I guess I probably I don't know I should just show

probably I don't know I should just show the works of it I think at this point

the works of it I think at this point

the works of it I think at this point it's not much of a surprise so I'm just

it's not much of a surprise so I'm just

it's not much of a surprise so I'm just gonna bring you along on the ride

gonna bring you along on the ride

gonna bring you along on the ride basically every single there's a lot of

basically every single there's a lot of

basically every single there's a lot of panels on this thing they're everywhere

panels on this thing they're everywhere

panels on this thing they're everywhere each piece has its own part

each piece has its own part

each piece has its own part to make this rap complete and basically

to make this rap complete and basically

to make this rap complete and basically basically each panel comes on these

basically each panel comes on these

basically each panel comes on these giant sheets and this is how it's gonna

giant sheets and this is how it's gonna

giant sheets and this is how it's gonna be wrapped I can show you a section that

be wrapped I can show you a section that he's already done over here check this

he's already done over here check this

he's already done over here check this out

out

out so here is this side in the works and

so here is this side in the works and

so here is this side in the works and hahaha

hahaha

hahaha super super excite it's just gonna look

super super excite it's just gonna look

super super excite it's just gonna look so mean with the tracks the black and

so mean with the tracks the black and

so mean with the tracks the black and the gray it's gonna be like a tank

the gray it's gonna be like a tank

the gray it's gonna be like a tank sheets and sheets and sheep look at this

sheets and sheets and sheep look at this oh my that's a ton of work right there

oh my that's a ton of work right there

oh my that's a ton of work right there this is gonna take out look at this

this is gonna take out look at this

this is gonna take out look at this sheet right here

sheet right here

sheet right here Wow that is so many stickers dude it's


Yeah, we've got the brain here.

Um, that's the leg. Sheep's leg--

- [Trevor] The tongue.

- [Hamid] And this is the eye. The most delicious part.

And this is ears.

- [Trevor] And it's covered in that oil.

And it's also boiled in that rosewater, right?

- [Hamid] Yeah, exactly.

- [Trevor] And a little saffron?

- [Hamid] A little saffron as well.

- [Trevor] The land of saffron.

- Yeah, a little rosewater, a little cinnamon

and a little bit saffron as well

- Wow.

And then we've also got the luxury brain laughing .

- [Hamid] Yeah the luxury brain.

Leg and eye, and everything.

Let's just start with the brain.

- [Trevor] Of course.

- [Hamid] Okay.

Oh my gosh giggling . You put it here--


Monica : Wait a minute. What are you doing here?

Joey without a date on Valentine's Day?

What's going on, huh? Girl trouble?

Joey : -Sort of. -Really?

You don't have to seem so happy about it.

Ross : Maybe I can help.

Ross : Whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me.

You know, actually, once I got dumped during sex.

-So anyway, what is it? -Forget about it. It's no big deal.

-Come on, what is it? -It's nothing.

Hey, it's me. Why can't you tell me?


The chicken stew first.

Okay, perfect.

Let me get a bite with some of the shrimp, some of the

chicken, some of the rice, and a little dry shrimp in there.

And you can really smell the cilantro in there too.

crowd murmurs

That is amazing.

It's a rich chicken stew.

A tart from the tomatoes,

those shrimp are really really salty though

like maybe you should only take half a shrimp because

it's purely salted, crunchy, the chicken is soft

it just kinda soaks up that rich, creamy coconut milk.

Really good.

This one is the Caruru.

Oh wow, it's is so amazingly sticky.

speaks in foreign language


Amber Volakis : The flu pills...

Yeah.

Amber Volakis : I'm dead.


Mr. Mudge : Not that I'm aware of.

Esposito : Looks like just about anybody can have access to this airfield.

There's no check points, no cameras.

We never needed any till now.

Esposito : The point is, if someone did get onto this property,

how hard would it be for them to fly that chopper out of here?

Mr. Mudge : Anybody with a helicopter rating could take it up.

R44 is easy. You don't even need a key to start it.

So, then we're looking for someone that knew the ins and outs of this airport,

along with the fact that that chopper was gonna be here.

Maybe even someone who knew that Chuck Ames was gonna be in Hawaii.

Beckett : We're gonna need Mr. Ames' contact info,

along with the names of all of your employees

Beckett : and everyone who's flown through here in the past year.

Mr. Mudge : Hey, I got Christmas lights to hang.

Beckett : Yeah, and we have a murder to solve.

Beckett : Now, is there any way to know where the chopper flew last night?

Beckett : Is there a flight recorder? GPS system?

Mr. Mudge : Again, she's a low-tech bird.

Beckett : Do you have a record of the fuel that was in the tank?


With vinegar

The sauce is great without vinegar

But with vinegar? La answer!

The salty feeling of the sauce goes away

And great to eat

Satisfaction

When it gets cold, he wants to eat such food

Or when it rains


MEREDITH : So this thing, where we all keep our distance

MEREDITH : and pretend not to care about each other?

MEREDITH : It's usually a load of bull.

SUSAN : - Did you want to come in? - No. I just...

- She's OK? - She's beautiful.

MR. O'MALLEY : Good.

SUSAN : We could be your family if you wanted.

SUSAN : You have a mother, I know. I'm not saying...

SUSAN : I'm just saying that we could be your family too.

MEREDITH : So we pick and choose who we want to remain close to.

- I can't take this anymore. - What?

MEREDITH : Let her off the hook. Let Cristina off the freaking hook.

SUSAN : Meredith.

MEREDITH : Izzie, you cut the LVAD wire. She stuck by you and did Denny's echo.

MEREDITH : You cheated on Izzie with syph nurse and she helped you study for your boards.

And George, when everybody was calling you 007...

GEORGE : She was calling me 007.


Emily : Leaving London...

Emily : My whole family lives there...

Emily : -My job. -You'll get a job here.

I always hear about them foreigners stealing American jobs.

Ross : That could be you.


but like I said we're still trying new

but like I said we're still trying new ones we had the service for a while and

ones we had the service for a while and

ones we had the service for a while and they always have new ones to choose from

they always have new ones to choose from so it's like you could switch up


as like a water of the flowers you gotta try it first

try it first

try it first thank you it's a rose flower heat yeah

thank you it's a rose flower heat yeah

thank you it's a rose flower heat yeah that's my like roses like a lot of

that's my like roses like a lot of

that's my like roses like a lot of blooming euros

while that is sweet but it does like it

while that is sweet but it does like it

while that is sweet but it does like it does have a floral paste but again it's

does have a floral paste but again it's

does have a floral paste but again it's a little on the sweet side part

a little on the sweet side part

a little on the sweet side part [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

just outside of the madrasah there's

just outside of the madrasah there's

just outside of the madrasah there's this awesome green Russian motorbike

this awesome green Russian motorbike

this awesome green Russian motorbike motorcycle and take me for our quick


Ross : That's Julie.

Ross : - Hi, Julie. - I've got a cab waiting.

Ross : I'll be right down!

Rachel : Wait, so you're going?

Well, okay, I have to. I can't deal with this right now.

Ross : I mean, I've You know, I've got a cab.

Ross : I've got a girlfriend. I'm gonna go get a cat.

Cat!


House : Turn your head.

House : Locate the SCM muscle.

Cate : I know how to find my lymph nodes.

Did they teach you that before or after the class on fondling your inner child?

Cate : No swelling. No tenderness. And...

Cate : I can hear that, House.

House : Just thought it might help you relax.

House : Anything in the axillary nodes?

Cate : All clear.

Cate : Both sides.

Now slide your hand to your sternum.

House : Probe for nodes moving slowly downward.

Cate : Down to what, House?

House : Sorry. Can't hear you on account of your heavy breathing.

Cate : I'm supposed to be on oxygen, you tool.

House : Hold it.

House : Your fingers didn't go quite as deep. Feel that node again.


- Good morning.

So it's seven in the morning and there's a big,

this is like a congratulations ceremony, right?

- Yes, yeah, ceremony.

- To celebrate the bride and the groom.

This is where we're gonna be steaming.

All of the steamers and these big guos, these big woks.

So you can see behind us here,

there's this massive stack of steamers.

We've just started boiling the water to steam them with.

We are bright and early, guys, it's 7 : 30 in the morning.


and juicy and fatty!

The juices and the Sambal is just flowing.

Look at how oily, oh man, that's awesome!

You could actually squeeze it, and I'm sure

the oils and juices would just fall out,

but I'm not gonna squeeze it for you

because I wanna keep those in my bite.


Too much of an imposition...


we're gonna drive back to the old town

we're gonna drive back to the old town of Cebu and walk around the old town in

of Cebu and walk around the old town in

of Cebu and walk around the old town in the old city


that's been grilled.

And that is a curry,

which is made from some of the parts of the crab, I think.

Oh that's lobster?

Oh it's lobster, okay. upbeat music

Mm.

Oh.

Oh that's a beautiful one.

So citrus-y.

speaking in foreign language

- Which is the best part of the crab, I would say.

Coat it in yellow curry.

On top is actually the crab roe.

Which they cook separately,

because the roe and the meat itself

cook at different temperatures,

so they only want the best textures.

Like a bit gooey, runny like egg yolk texture.

- [Mark] It's exploding,

and you can see it's coated in curry sauce.

But then the roe, which is the really bright orange roe,


Berger.

House : Three minutes ago, her organs were officially declared "not viable."

House : Time to go dumpster diving.

Hey!


Rachel : ...with Russian dressing and pickles on the side.

Thanks.

How did it go today?


Make it stop! Make it stop!

Foreman : His brain is telling him that his whole body is in pain.

Foreman : Because of the location, painkillers do nothing.

House : Suit up. Put the guy in a coma before the pain kills him.


Hyde : Did she happen to say anything about the man with her? Vikram Singh.

Castle : No. why?

Hyde : When we started digging into him,

Hyde : we noticed some alarming discrepancies.

Ryan : What kind of discrepancies?

Hyde : It appears that he forged his records to get a job with us.

Hyde : Vikram Singh is not the man he's pretending to be.

Hyde : Which means we have to assume that he's up to no good.


Lily : Well, what do you want, then?

Barney : I don't know. I just want to be with her. All the time.

Barney : I want to hear about her day and tell her about mine.

Barney : I want to hold her hand and smell her hair.

Barney : But I don't want to be her stupid boyfriend.

Lily : Barney, what you just described

Lily : is a relationship between a boyfriend and a girlfriend.

Lily : And a pretty clingy one at that.

Barney : Look, Lily, are you going to help me out with this or not?

Lily : I'm a kindergarten teacher.

Lily : I see a confused little kid in the corner trying to eat the lefty scissors,

I gotta help the poor little bastard. But only if you stop sleeping around. Deal?


Izzie : Oh, good for you.

Izzie : I guess not interested really meant not interested.

George : Iz...

Alex : - ... you didn't want me. - Yeah.

Izzie : But that doesn't mean I want you to want anyone else.

Izzie : Am I gonna be alone, pining over a dead guy forever?

Alex : I hope not, it's kind of a waste.

Izzie : Am I supposed to move on now?

Do people look at me and go "She's gotta get over it, it's ruining her life"?

Alex : You'll move on when you're ready to.


House : Now we've got something to discuss.

House : What causes both lung scarring and the itchy, splotchy red blotchies?

Chase : It's obviously not a reaction to medication.

We haven't given him any yet.

House : Right. But what besides what it's obviously not,

can cause both lung scarring and the splotches?

Foreman : Where are you going?

House : To complete the second half of the caffeine delivery system.

Either talk louder, or get in here.

House : Same color coming out as going in. Do you think that's a marketing thing?


Leonard : Really?

Raj : I know.

Sheldon : It's not fair.


So we just came out to rural Kashgar and we are going to have a nice meal with Aliâs family


Wilson he Is Trying Hard Not To Laugh : What? I feel...

Wilson he Is Trying Hard Not To Laugh : You've got to be kidding me. You drug...

House : Sorry. I honestly thought you'd be worse.


House : That you pilfered my poo-poo?


gonna see him Jose I told Roman I had

gonna see him Jose I told Roman I had this rat and I showed him the video of

this rat and I showed him the video of

this rat and I showed him the video of my fault

my fault

my fault he's seen it underneath it oh I saw it

he's seen it underneath it oh I saw it

he's seen it underneath it oh I saw it this morning I came in he gave me for

this morning I came in he gave me for

this morning I came in he gave me for after I said Roman I put it right there

after I said Roman I put it right there

after I said Roman I put it right there by the table I said my Abdo was gone the

by the table I said my Abdo was gone the rat took my hat he looked at me like

rat took my hat he looked at me like

rat took my hat he looked at me like come on cut you you serious advil draw

come on cut you you serious advil draw

come on cut you you serious advil draw has all my candy to be transporting it

has all my candy to be transporting it

has all my candy to be transporting it he's been since my bad his book bag to

he's been since my bad his book bag to

he's been since my bad his book bag to the drawer II was smart man he's like

the drawer II was smart man he's like

the drawer II was smart man he's like she's got this down

she's got this down

she's got this down he's like nobody ever sees me I love

he's like nobody ever sees me I love

he's like nobody ever sees me I love this place this place is a dead gone

this place this place is a dead gone

this place this place is a dead gone happiness maker man it it's just Sun and

happiness maker man it it's just Sun and that water does something to me it does

that water does something to me it does

that water does something to me it does something to me it heals me you remember

something to me it heals me you remember what face look like when I got here

what face look like when I got here

what face look like when I got here what's the first vlog when I got here

what's the first vlog when I got here

what's the first vlog when I got here now look it's better look at I got that

now look it's better look at I got that

now look it's better look at I got that looks fun Wow catching up with the

looks fun Wow catching up with the

looks fun Wow catching up with the family they are down here eating and

family they are down here eating and

family they are down here eating and playing and I'm just gonna roll up see

playing and I'm just gonna roll up see

playing and I'm just gonna roll up see what everybody's doing hang out have

what everybody's doing hang out have

what everybody's doing hang out have some fun but she's super hungry she'll


Yeah. That was really funny.

Marshall : Right.

All right, there's only two reasons she'd laugh at that.

One, it's the first joke she's ever heard,

Or two, she likes you.

You should totally ask her out.

You think?

Yeah, that why you're not

Back with lily, right? So you can experience

What it's like to be single.

Well, what if the heart

Doesn't mean anything?

What if she writes it on all the cups?

Mine says "ted," no heart.

Mine says... "swarley."

How'd they get "swarley" from "barney"?

It's not even a name.

Who would ever be called "swarley"?

Oh, please don't start calling me "swarley."


Barney : He is our neil armstrong.

Spacesuit up, ted,

Barney : 'cause you're going to the moon.

Step one.


Ross : Well, if something comes up...

Chandler : I'm glad you guys are past that little awkward phase.

Rachel : My boss. Joanna. When you left...

Rachel : ...she started asking questions about you...

Chandler : Liked what she saw?

Chandler : Dug my action, did she?

Checking out the Chan Chan Man!

Rachel : That was...

...surreal.

What do you think? Are you interested at all?


hey Eduardo honey did you enjoy this as

hey Eduardo honey did you enjoy this as well no what

well no what

well no what I'm not a bouncy castle um hello hello

I'm not a bouncy castle um hello hello

I'm not a bouncy castle um hello hello dick you've locked me out let me in let

dick you've locked me out let me in let

dick you've locked me out let me in let me in

hello

hello

hello open the door Amelia pain

open the door Amelia pain

open the door Amelia pain what open the door open the door are you

what open the door open the door are you going come back right now

hello hello hello can I come in please


upstairs no it's a shower it's a shower

upstairs no it's a shower it's a shower of power for half an hour

of power for half an hour

of power for half an hour with Jack Bauer boom sing songs not a

with Jack Bauer boom sing songs not a

with Jack Bauer boom sing songs not a being a better parent

Alexa play hallelujah Alexa Alexa Alexa

Alexa play hallelujah Alexa Alexa Alexa

Alexa play hallelujah Alexa Alexa Alexa Alexa sing me a song assume what's


Jim Wheeler : Everybody, settle down. Quiet down, please.

Jim Wheeler : Come to the front, you know your assigned seats.

Careful.

Jim Wheeler : Take your seats. Now, listen.

Jim Wheeler : If you remember, the last time we spoke with Fletcher,

Jim Wheeler : he had just entered the polar ice cap from Greenland, right here.

Jim Wheeler : Headed toward the North Pole. Remember?

Jim Wheeler : Now, he was supposed to ski about 10 miles a day,

Jim Wheeler : which would have put him right about here.

Jim Wheeler : Oh, good. Right on time.

Jim Wheeler : Now, listen, everyone, remember, Fletcher can't hear us, right?

Jim Wheeler : So no yelling out questions, especially you, Coolio.


Ross : I promised my son, and I really don't want to disappoint him.

Come on, you gotta have something.

Ross : I'm the Holiday Armadillo!


I'm turning the pacer up to max.

Richard : If there was any ounce of activity, the pacer would've picked it up.

Bailey : She's been on bypass for...

Bailey : ...almost an hour.

Izzie : Cristina.

Oh! I can't breathe.

Bonnie : - This will pass. - It won't.

Meredith : It feels like...

Meredith : Mom?

Bailey : Go.


Second girl : What's your names?

Howard : -I'm Howard. -Raj.

Girl : -I'm Bethany. -Nice to meet you, Bethany.

Raj : Yes, very nice.


mom immediately like, oh I have a baby now laughs ,

and I had a baby sister my entire life.

It actually is crazy watching my 14 year-old

sister get married.

laughing

To someone who's 30.

I mean, fine, fine.

But the truth is my sister's not 14,

even though I kind of think of her as that, she is much

more grown up.

You're wise beyond your years and you are beautiful,

and I love you guys.

And I just wanna say that even though you'll always be

my baby sister, you are perfect for each other,

and I just wanna say congrats to the couple.

crowd cheering and applauding

- [Bryan] Love you guys! - Cheers.

- Cheers, thank you.

I wanna know what this is, who did that?

- [Missy] That was Finn.

- He's paying for that.


House : And the guy who killed them is coming up for parole.

Cuddy : He's coming up for parole, he's not out on parole.

House : Kutner testified at every one of his hearings.

House : Guy wouldn't be the first to see the clock ticking...

Cuddy : He was killed by his own gun.

House : Which he bought years ago, obviously for self-defense.

Cuddy : In the temple, cops found residue. Right.

A murderer would never try to make it look like suicide, that'd be unethical.


- Oh, the skin is crispy.

It's unbelievable.

Oh, that is just perfect.

You guys like that.

- Are you kidding me?

- It's so good right?

- So, good.

- It's all about the natural flavor of the goose.

And the crispy skin.

And now we are gonna make the char siu.

That is beautiful. Okay, and he's just gonna put that


House : How did you know?

Cameron : Know what?

House : That the other kids weren't sick?

House : You've been here for four days.

Deran : I just...

I would have heard.

Right.

House : Do you have hair on your special place?

Little Girl : Miss Janie!

Janie : Can I help you?

Cameron : I'm a doctor.

House : Two of your kids are sick and I need to know why.

Janie : You think they got sick here?

Cameron : I think you're dating their dad.

Janie : He told you?


Oh, it's the blood results.

Karen and Lisa are not a match.

ADDISON : And then there were two.

OMAR : Miranda, I'm feeling better. A lot better.

OMAR : I think the fever broke, which is good, right?

- Yes, that's very good, Omar. - How's Giselle?

OMAR : Is she asking for me?

BAILEY : Omar, for Giselle, being exposed to the plague, it...

BAILEY : It complicated things.

Complicated what things?

BAILEY : We did everything we could.

MEREDITH : No.

GEORGE : - I'm so sorry. - No. No.

No, no, no!

GISELLE : Omar.

BAILEY : Come on, breathe.


a couple of the kind of like main course dishes have arrived one it looks like

dishes have arrived one it looks like

dishes have arrived one it looks like like noodles almost but it's strands of

like noodles almost but it's strands of

like noodles almost but it's strands of squid and radish and then the tableside

squid and radish and then the tableside

squid and radish and then the tableside you Florida on some chicken mooing sauce

you Florida on some chicken mooing sauce what an awesome combination and then the

what an awesome combination and then the other one is flounder a fillet a

other one is flounder a fillet a

other one is flounder a fillet a flounder which has been seared off with

flounder which has been seared off with

flounder which has been seared off with some vegetables and leek I believe as

some vegetables and leek I believe as

some vegetables and leek I believe as you tear into into that like kind of

you tear into into that like kind of

you tear into into that like kind of like the the juices start flowing and

like the the juices start flowing and

like the the juices start flowing and like different colors come out it's very

like different colors come out it's very juicy


[Music]

[Music] bumper gimmick

bumper gimmick

bumper gimmick [Music]

[Music]

[Music] Oh


kimchi jigae to take away as well

kimchi jigae to take away as well we'll be movie enjoying this in a few

we'll be movie enjoying this in a few

we'll be movie enjoying this in a few hours wow that was a significant

hours wow that was a significant

hours wow that was a significant breakfast

breakfast

breakfast [Music]


Ted : There's so many decisions to be made.

Ted : What if I make all the wrong ones and my building just sucks?

Not possible. Your building is new.

And I have one rule.

Barney : New is always better.


- Yeah, these are so juicy,

they're just dripping with salsa.

upbeat music

Oh.

Mm, oh that is insane.


Raj : But she did dump you.

Howard : Grow up, Raj. There's no place for truth on the Internet.

Howard : Just go. I'll catch up with you.

All right.

Raj : We should have a plan in case one of us gets lucky.


Beckett : Wait, what did you just say?

Castle : Well, that's just how Joe described her in his diary.

Beckett : No, the part about the shoes?

T-strap? It's the one that's strap comes over the...

Beckett : Yeah, can I just call you back?

Okay.

Beckett : Take a look at this photo.

Beckett : There's a shoe next to the car.


men speaking foreign language

- What do you think about barbecue Jahan Nama?

Mr. Taster speaking foreign language

- Number one, number one. - Thank you very much.

- Thank you, I love Iran,

amazing country. - Thank you very much.

Thank you. - And this liver, oh yeah.

- Very nice. - Very nice.

Oh, and we've just tasted the liver, and the kidney,

and the heart, and here's our chicken with saffron butter.

It's gonna go on our plate.

We've got the classic koobideh, and tomato,

and wow, that's gonna be great finish to the meal here.

Oh, merci chuckling ! Mr. Taster laughs


guess make on my all I wants to do is

guess make on my all I wants to do is choke a snake can you see Wow babe

choke a snake can you see Wow babe

choke a snake can you see Wow babe Esther the kids are crazy you know that

our pool is about to overflow what the

our pool is about to overflow what the

our pool is about to overflow what the heck that is insane okay wait maybe we

heck that is insane okay wait maybe we

heck that is insane okay wait maybe we shouldn't leave you guys it's pretty

shouldn't leave you guys it's pretty

shouldn't leave you guys it's pretty nice I feel bad you guys have to go run

nice I feel bad you guys have to go run

nice I feel bad you guys have to go run out to your car


And be a little concerned about the Magic Markers?

Definitely.

This is Vikram.

I need to talk to you about the long-term relationship we had.

Call me. I am in my kite-making studio.

Hi, honey, l'm home.


Arthur : I said it!

Arthur : Yeah, my love is reserved for dogs

Arthur : that go to the bathroom on command

Arthur : instead of wasting my time!

Barney : Listen, Arthur, Marshall's wife

Barney : has an idea for how we can save not saving The Arcadian.

Arthur : Oh, his wife has an idea.

Arthur : Let me tell you about wives, okay?

Arthur : They leave you and take your best friend with them.

Arthur : You're not Tugboat!

Arthur : You'll never be Tugboat!

Chairman : Uh...

Barney : Hey, Arthur?


Leonard : She knows I have a girlfriend. It's so weird.

Oh, my God. You're loving this!

Leonard : To my bones.

Leonard : I'm not gonna do anything about it. I love Penny.

Leonard : It's just nice to have a young, attractive woman sniffing around the goods.

Raj : I both hate you and want to be you. This is Ryan Gosling all over again.

Aww. Gentlemen. What is on the conversational menu this morning?

Raj : Leonard stole my woman, and he knew...

Raj : ...I was only six to eight months away from making my move.

Leonard : I didn't steal anyone.

Raj : Your assistant is totally hitting on this jerk and he loves it.


Robin : You want to get pizza later?

Scott : I think we should break up.

Robin : I still think about him in the shower.


Ollie : A bunch of the boys saw us and figured we hooked up.

Ollie : But we didn't, I swear it.

Ollie : In fact, I think she was just after my ranch key.

Ollie : Ranch key?

It's on a snake key chain.

Ollie : I think she picked it off me when she was pawing at me.

Castle : What does the key open?

Ollie : The ranch shed.

I mean, you're saying that she stole your key

Castle : to open the ranch shed? What's in the shed?

Nothing. Just ranch supplies.


Villante : I'm afraid she can't help you.

Castle : This has just been a misunderstanding.

Villante : You were in a car with a man

Villante : who we believe is an enemy combatant of the United States.

Villante : That's not a misunderstanding, Mr. Castle.

Villante : That's a federal offense.

Castle : Whoa! I was abducted at gunpoint.

Villante : Is that so?

Villante : And of all the people in the world,

Villante : why would our chief suspect abduct you?

Castle : I don't know.

Castle : He said he saw me at the golf course with Beckett and McCord.

Villante : Why exactly were you at the golf course?

Villante : Why are you in DC, Mr. Castle?

I'm here to see my fiancÃ©e.

Villante : But why did you choose to see her on this particular weekend?

Beckett : Well, I...

Castle : Now, wait a minute.

Wait, you don't think I'm involved in this, do you?

Castle : Okay, look, a man walked up to me on the street,

Castle : shoved a gun in my ribs and forced me into a car.

Castle : Then he started questioning me.

Castle : Whether or not you guys know about him, or about Valkyrie.

Bronson : - Valkyrie? - Yeah.

Villante : What's Valkyrie?


Solo.

Hey, ted.

Hey, sweetie listen, I'm really sorry

But I'm gonna be pretty late, so don't wait up.

Oh, it's totally fine. You do what you got to do.

Thanks. You're the best. I love you.

I love you, too. Bye.

Hey, sorry about that. Thanks for holding.

Um, so if you could go ahead and cancel my subscription

To guns and ammo, that would be great.

No, it's a great magazine. Really great.

They've printed three of my letters.

It's just that my boyfriend is moving in

And he kind of doesn't approve of the whole gun thing.

A free hand grenade phone?

You know what?

Let me give you my work address.

I did it, baby!

I got beer.

I got food.


Only thing I'm not big into is this broccoli. I'm gonna put aside also what I like doing it. Just pretend

I'm eating a big squid tasting softball

Roasted pig knuckles ever seen is that night market before

It's good meaty gelatinous, I just wish the skin was a little more crispy

This cooked off I don't know what sauce they put on this in beginning, it's a little sweet

They serve it to you with some raw onions

Three 100% need the onion the onion helps cut down on that fat, because this is all fat

I don't even know if I could eat this small box of knuckles this just might be a little too much fat for me I

Had duck today. I had a lot of meat today. This is so hard to get down that Pig knuckle was so fatty

I needed to grab a drink. This is a really popular Taiwanese night market drink. This is high up milk

I need something I feel like my whole head is transyl just like a big round


Howard : Glad to hear it.

Sheldon : I'll be able to return to work tomorrow.

Raj : Yay.

Sheldon : Well, why isn't everyone happy?

Sheldon : Your little ray of sunshine is ready to beam again.

Penny : You really don't know why? No.

But I knew that his âyayâ was sarcastic.

Sheldon : Not bad for a guy whose last bowel movement

Sheldon : sounded like rain on a roof.

Leonard : Let me refresh your memory.

Sheldon : Penny,

Sheldon : rub Vicks on my chest.


Ted : Probably a good choice.

Yeah, he's really sensitive.

Barney : Anyway, on the bright side.

At the apartment, Barney : Happy wedding again!


Sheldon : ...and you want to put Gottfried Leibniz on the top.

Leonard : Yeah, you got me. I'm a Leibniz man.

Sheldon : Perhaps when your mother gets here, she'll talk some sense into you.

-What? Your mother's coming? When? -Tomorrow.


Eli : You can be expensive or small, but you can't be both.

I've engaged JoneslCurtin to handle the PR

and I'm prepared to make the announcement at 3 : 00 p.m. Today.

Eli : First lesson every good poker player learns is don't get emotional.

Eli : You don't have the cards.

Eli : And the sooner you realize that,

Eli : the sooner a reasonable contract will get signed.

You have until 3 : 00 p.m. To change your mind.

Eli : I always did like your style. Gonna be sad to see you go.

Nurse Regina : They're waiting for you in the conference room.

Thanks.


Barney : I do remember that.


SIGHS

Harden : Let's go, you're up.


and you can walk up there and watch them

as they make the whole thing.

They added in,

what did they add in first?

Oh they first added in the nopal which is the cactus.

Then they added in all the bistec which is the steak.

Sliced it all up.

And what did they add?

Oh they added on some green onions.

They added on avocado which is an awesome touch.

And then they added in,

oh we got both green and red salsa.

And then they added on some cheese on top.

And this is just bubbling, sizzling away.

It smells incredible.

It looks delicious.

While it's still bubbling hot,

I gotta take a bite.

Oh avocado with all that salsa

and some of that beef.

Oh it's just burning hot.

Oh that is just like steaming hot,

almost like liquified avocado with beef steak.

And that's just like lava hot salsa.

Yeah I'm gonna need to blow on that.


Sheldon : I sense judgment on your part.

Leonard : No, no.

Leonard : Maybe a little.

Sheldon : May I suggest that your criticism is based on jealousy.


Howard : - Please shut up. - Oh, oh.

Raj : Don't get me wrong, nothing happened with me and Howard.

Raj : There was about 200 pounds of Sailor Moon between us.

Oh, lnternet, this is so going all over you.

Sheldon : Jeepers, I'm drunk.


Kenny : Tennis ball, baseball, Wiffle ball,

Kenny : golf ball, basketball,

Kenny : beach ball, gum ball,

Kenny : a grapefruit-- which isn't actually a ball,

but 's round like a ball--

Kenny : a football-- which isn't round,

Kenny : but it's still technically a ball--

Kenny : Indian rubber ball...

Voice : This ends disk seven.


Oh.

The zucchini just melts in your mouth too.

The owner just brought us a cup of tea,

and I think this is some kind of Cretan mountain tea.


different Kaiba's short ribs going on

different Kaiba's short ribs going on the girls of various marinades when you

the girls of various marinades when you

the girls of various marinades when you think about Korean barbecue this is the

think about Korean barbecue this is the

think about Korean barbecue this is the cut that you think about the prized

cut that you think about the prized

cut that you think about the prized chunk of meat he served us an entire

chunk of meat he served us an entire

chunk of meat he served us an entire tray of little bunch ends there's rice

tray of little bunch ends there's rice

tray of little bunch ends there's rice because you want to be eating rice when

because you want to be eating rice when

because you want to be eating rice when you each other plus a variety of

you each other plus a variety of

you each other plus a variety of beautiful beautiful vegetables as well

beautiful beautiful vegetables as well

beautiful beautiful vegetables as well leafy vegetables chef said take a piece

leafy vegetables chef said take a piece

leafy vegetables chef said take a piece of the of the ribs in first BC with rice

of the of the ribs in first BC with rice yes


House is perfectly clean, boys are just chilling.

Caleb's dropping the other kids off at the pool.

Jackson's asleep.

This, vloggers, is why you shouldn't make videos

about what you bought your husband in his stocking.

'Cause I've found it, and I'm eating it.

child moaning

Snack time!

rap music

Christmas music

What you doing, Jackson?


Leonard : Um...

Wow, I've been reading your magazine

Since I was a little kid.

Oh, that's a bummer.

Leonard : Anyway, I'm calling to interview you about your latest project.


Daniel : What the hell?

Ryan : We'd like a word about Nadine.

SCOFFS You're joking, right?

Castle : Does it look like we're joking?

Okay, why are you guys dressed like that?


okay so we're at the final spot to

okay so we're at the final spot to finish off this food tour of to fund

finish off this food tour of to fund

finish off this food tour of to fund them it's like this small little hole in

them it's like this small little hole in the wall and he serves a variety of

the wall and he serves a variety of

the wall and he serves a variety of different eggs especially a spicy

different eggs especially a spicy

different eggs especially a spicy omelette and a hard or half boiled egg I

omelette and a hard or half boiled egg I so we're gonna watch him as we makes it


and this exactly ensure sorry the darg

and this exactly ensure sorry the darg on coming you should come and then you

on coming you should come and then you

on coming you should come and then you finally can see all of us realized deep

finally can see all of us realized deep

finally can see all of us realized deep like hey tiny back today like I am so

like hey tiny back today like I am so

like hey tiny back today like I am so thinking you to get behind you stood

thinking you to get behind you stood

thinking you to get behind you stood there like a real person today malls oh

there like a real person today malls oh

there like a real person today malls oh yeah come under book to our friends come


An egg beater!

Aw, thank you, aunt sylvia!

I love that it's cordless.

Well, at least I got that part right.

All of these gifts are so thoughtful.

Robin : Lily?

I need you to look at me right now and read my mind.

Oh, my god! You're hearing me!

Lily : Yeah!

Sorry this party's so boring.

What's up?

Do not open my gift.

See what I'm doing here?

I'm looking over at the gift,

Then back at you,

And I'm shaking my head, "no."

Gift.

You.

No.

Are you getting that?

I totally got it.

Okay.

Hmm?

Oh!

Here you go.

Lily said it was your time of the month.


imagine this is the hoof of the cow

imagine this is the hoof of the cow right here and this is completely

right here and this is completely

right here and this is completely handmade from grass dry grass oh this is

handmade from grass dry grass oh this is how they walk through the field I've


Penny : Go away, Leonard.

Come on, let me just talk to you.

Penny : It's open.

Leonard : Hey.


James : To rise up and shimmy your lazy asses

James : Into something hot, and you go out there

James : And you live their dream!


Webber : It just says that it was never out of your sight.

- One penis. - Yeah.

Webber : Officer.

[Burke] We'll use a median approach

Burke : for a transventricular repair with a right ventriculotomy.

Let's open him up. OK.

Fifteen blade, please.

Izzie : - Grey? - Yes, sir?

Go scrub in. When we're finished cracking the baby's chest,

Burke : I'll let you hold the clamp.

Meredith : Seriously?

Burke : Don't make me change my mind.

Izzie : I'm going.

[- Keane : Somewhere Only We Know]

Derek : I have good news and bad news.

Derek : Good news is Dr. Bailey stopped your bleeding.

Derek : The bad news is we're giving your penis to the cops.

Derek : Have a nice life.

[Cristina] The results of your labs are clean.

The tumor is benign. You can go home today.

Cristina : Oh, you...


Leonard : I'm pretty sure I never said that.

Penny : No, you did better than that. You helped me see it on my own.

Oh, good for me.

Leonard : - Where are you going? - I'm going over to Mike's.

Penny : - Leonard, thank you so much. - Oh, sure.

Leonard : Huh.

Leonard : Maybe I am her gay friend.

Sheldon : Howard, I'm going to need another Mandarin lesson.

Sheldon : I obviously didn't make my point with those people.

Howard : For God's sake, if you don't like tangerine chicken...

...don't order tangerine chicken.

Sheldon : I like tangerine chicken. I'm just not getting tangerine chicken.

- Can we please change the subject? - Sure.

Raj : Tell us again how you screwed up and got Penny back together with her old boyfriend.


speaks in foreign language

She's the one who brought us the food.

Thank you so much, that food was amazing!

- This is that sturgeon for you.

- [Mike] Wow!

- [Hamid] mumbles for tonight. laughs

Tonight's kebab.

- So we've come to the end of the caviar experience,

but we're still gonna be eating the sturgeon and kebabs.


Lucius and then next up the gotta let go of a spring chicken it's covered in a

of a spring chicken it's covered in a

of a spring chicken it's covered in a sauce there's garlic

sauce there's garlic

sauce there's garlic there's chilies I think there's onions

there's chilies I think there's onions

there's chilies I think there's onions in there and I believe there's some kind

in there and I believe there's some kind of a citrus oh that tastes like porn

of a citrus oh that tastes like porn

of a citrus oh that tastes like porn hola

oh that is awesome the chicken is so

oh that is awesome the chicken is so

oh that is awesome the chicken is so juicy so like perfectly cooked so

juicy so like perfectly cooked so

juicy so like perfectly cooked so flavorful and that's sauce it likes like

flavorful and that's sauce it likes like there's like oranges and herbs

that is finger licking good oh wow that

that is finger licking good oh wow that

that is finger licking good oh wow that sauce is so tasty

sauce is so tasty

sauce is so tasty normally this dish would be like the

normally this dish would be like the

normally this dish would be like the majority cassava powder and just a

majority cassava powder and just a

majority cassava powder and just a little bit of egg but I got those SATs

little bit of egg but I got those SATs

little bit of egg but I got those SATs it's like literally an entire omelet

it's like literally an entire omelet

it's like literally an entire omelet with just a sprinkling of cassava powder