Monica : These tennis shoes are so tight.

-I think I'll take them off. -Could you not narrate?

Monica : Gotcha, sailor.

Dr. Green : Just because you're not in love with the guy..

Phoebe : -You told your dad the truth. -About an hour ago.

Phoebe : -Wanna go see a movie? -Yes.

Rachel : Bye, Dad.

It's unacceptable! What the hell does love have to do with it?

Dr. Green : There are more important things than love.

You have to think about the baby.


Right. If you're gonna break his heart, that can wait.

But if it's good, tell him now.

Rachel : -Maybe I'll know when I see him. -All right, does this help?

No. Look, all I know is, I cannot wait a week. This is just too big.

Rachel : I've just gotta talk to him. Okay, I'll see you later.

Chandler : Rachel, I love you! Deal with me first!

All right.

Rachel : -Ross! Excuse me, pardon me. -Your boarding pass?


But nothing seemed right.

Then it hit me.

The answer was so elegant and simple...

an exploding meatball sub.


This is Detective Kate Beckett.

I need a warrant on financials for a Sophie Ronson.

Yeah.

In about an hour.


Castle : Our victim is Vivien Marchand, the psychic medium?

Kevin Ryan : You've heard of her?

Castle : Yeah! She was very popular in certain Manhattan circles.

As a matter of fact, she did a reading for me at a society party

Castle : about eight years ago.

Castle : It was pretty extraordinary.

Extraordinary?

Castle : She got everything right.

You know what? Come to think of it,

Castle : she told me that a beautiful woman would one day move into my loft,

Castle : and stay with me forever.

Castle : She neglected to mention it was my mother.

Castle : How did she die?

Stabbed in the back of the neck with an ice pick

Lanie Parish : and then stuffed into the sofa.

Castle : So, she didn't see that coming.

Beckett : When did she die?

Lanie : She's in full rigor.

Lanie : I'd say yesterday afternoon is the approximate time of death.

I got a maintenance worker, said he saw a man leaving the back door

Javier Esposito : of Vivien's office around 2 : 30 yesterday afternoon.

Description?

Tall, Caucasian and tough-looking.

All right, Ryan, check Vivien's calendar

Beckett : and let's interview her clients from yesterday.

Beckett : Maybe one of them saw the guy.

Ryan : What I don't get is why put her in the couch?

Lanie : She was alive when she went in.

Lanie : These scratches on her face indicate that she tried to move.

I'm gonna get her back to the lab.


Cecilia : ...and every person in that room.

- You try it. - Okay.

Rachel : All right!

Cecilia : No. He already knows that he owns everything in the room.

He's not finding it out for the first time.

Cecilia : - So try it again. - Okay.


The rumor is he's high up on the chain in the Izumi clan out of Okinawa.

Esposito : His legitimate businesses are just suspected fronts

Esposito : for money laundering, drug trafficking and extortion.

So, what's a ballet dancer doing going after a guy like this?

Beckett : What could she possibly want from him?

Ryan : Well, odds are whatever it was got her killed.

Call Ms. Tagami at the Consulate. Have her get a hold of Jade's family.

Beckett : See if there's a link between Jade and Michio Saito,

or the Izumi clan from Japan.

Beckett : And why don't we go and visit the birthday boy?

Secretary : Mr. Saito will be with you in a moment.

Esposito : Yo, Beckett.

Esposito : Just like the weapons we were attacked with.

SAITO : It is a 15th-century shuriken.

Michio Saito : Very rare.

Beckett : Mr. Saito, I'm Detective Beckett. This is Detective Esposito.

Saito : What can I do for you?

BECKETT : Do you recognize this woman?

Saito : No, I'm afraid not.

ESPOSITO : You sure? From what we hear, the two of you

Esposito : spent a lot of time together at Miyago's hostess bar.

I spend time with a lot of different girls at the club.

Saito : They're not all very memorable.

Beckett : We understand that she was at your birthday party the other night.

Castle : - Was she? - BECKETT : Hmm.

Esposito : You saying you don't know?

Saito : I'm saying there were many people at the party.

Esposito : Well, witnesses said that the two of you had a fight,

Esposito : that Jade was expelled from your party. You wanna tell us what happened?


Masters : I'm supposed to be supervised.


those dishes that they cook down there.

Third hummus of the day.

Mmm, oh, that one is incredible too.

This one is nice and kind of tastes garlicky to me.

Tomato salad there are tomatoes in here, there are

onions, there's parsley.

Oh lots and lots of lemon in there, that's what makes it.

It's so refreshing.

Some house pickles, wonderful.

We didn't do any ordering.

Since David knows them.

- I just told them, just give us good food.


what does it exist yeah yeah we have an

what does it exist yeah yeah we have an inch I was like what communities check

inch I was like what communities check

inch I was like what communities check in and pay for difference like no I need

in and pay for difference like no I need to call they can't fix it here you need

to call they can't fix it here you need

to call they can't fix it here you need to call England try and fix it it's a

to call England try and fix it it's a

to call England try and fix it it's a Sunday morning like man I've got three

Sunday morning like man I've got three

Sunday morning like man I've got three more kids at home so hopefully we're

more kids at home so hopefully we're

more kids at home so hopefully we're gonna end up on this flight oh is this

gonna end up on this flight oh is this

gonna end up on this flight oh is this an extended stay in Vilonia

okay and Ray gets to come home with us

okay and Ray gets to come home with us

okay and Ray gets to come home with us post most stressful 20 minutes of my

post most stressful 20 minutes of my

post most stressful 20 minutes of my life he slept fine here a quiet place to

life he slept fine here a quiet place to cry no I'm not ready

cry no I'm not ready

cry no I'm not ready post-traumatic stress what time is it

post-traumatic stress what time is it

post-traumatic stress what time is it I can't come to Italy and not get the


Penny : Here's the difference.

Penny : The possibility exists Leonard could have a birthday party...

Penny : ...before hell freezes over.

Howard : Fine. If I do have a threesome, you can't be part of it.

Howard : I'm just kidding. Yes, you can.

Howard : Can you bring a friend?

Sheldon : I think a birthday party is a terrible idea.


Esposito : in return for him keeping his mouth shut.

Ryan : Why would a man in Shelton's situation risk being seen with Chambers?

Esposito : Because he's like all these other rich sons of bitches

Esposito : who think they can get away with anything.

Ryan : I don't know.

Ryan : Something about this just isn't sitting right, Javi.

Esposito : You're spinning. You just need a good night's sleep.

Esposito : In the morning, everything will be clear to you.

Frank : All right? Yeah.


You make it look so easy.

No. Ugh.

screams

Roman : What do you think?

- Oh, it's awesome. - He's so good.

Hey, man, I need some good luck.

Good luck.

Alonzo : He's gonna do a flip now?

I'll jump off here into there...


That just got extra yummified

This little taco looking matcha thingy

So the outside it's kind of like a

like a really fluffy bun

and on the inside, matcha ice cream.

Oh and red bean sauce, really?

Can't imagine this being that good


They're catchy.

âª Apple, orchard, banana, cat dance âª

All : âª 8663

See? We know that one because once you sang that

For, like, three hours. What the hell is that?

That's my password.


those little pieces of tofu but it will

those little pieces of tofu but it will be even improved with some seasoning I

be even improved with some seasoning I

be even improved with some seasoning I like to go kind of generous on the chili

like to go kind of generous on the chili flakes maybe a little bit more all

flakes maybe a little bit more all

flakes maybe a little bit more all peanuts crushed peanuts perfect and then


All right, I'm walking Draco in.

Ollie is so excited.

- He is 15 years old.

- [Teacher] He is?

- [Missy] laughs He's six months old.

- [Teacher] Oh! I was like, "That's an old Draco!"

- [Missy] When did you get him, bud?

- I got him for my birthday.

- [Missy] Yeah, and what's his name?

- Draco. He eats cockroaches and worms.

- [Missy] Yep, cockroaches and worms.

- [Teacher] Oh, wow.

- All right, we shared! That was so awesome.

I feel like Ollie absolutely loved it.

The kids loved it.

So cute, I love that we can do stuff like this.

Get your tail in there. Close ya up.


First thing we're gonna do is take some

of this beautiful ghee paratha,


l haven't slept in 40 hours and....

lt does sound like something l would do.

Look, we can't stay in here forever.

lt's just, l still can't believe that my dad saw us having sex.

He didn't make it to one of my piano recitals, but this he sees!

This is okay. We're all adults here. There's nothing to be ashamed of.

Now, let's put our underwear in our pockets and walk out the door.


I'm spending all day tomorrow with Ben. It's fine, okay?

Just go. No guilt. I promise.

Rachel : Thank you.

We'll call you when we get back.

Phoebe : Maybe we can, like, go to a movie or something.

Phoebe : Or the rodeo!

Ross : - That would be great. - Okay.

I was being Shelley Winters from The Poseidon Adventure.

Monica : I know.

Bye!


Nora : It's late, and I have a date with my pillow.

Nora : I mean, not literally. I'm not a lunatic.

Nora : Boy Scout Troop 15 doesn't stand a chance.


Okay, how about this? Nobody gets to be the Flash.

Leonard : We all change. Agreed?

ALL : Agreed.

Leonard : I call Frodo!

ALL : Damn.


Ooo, no narwhals?

Oh my goodness, it's so festive.

- Uh Buddy, what are we doing here?

- I smell maple syrup.

- gasps The Christmas cage.

- Boys, boys did you hear it?


The soup is on the side.

You can see the ingredient ,

which is the coriander, the cilantro roots.

Yeah, very light. Another thing you could do, Drew,

- Yeah?

You can take some of your soup

and add it to your noodles to rehydrate them

as you continue to eat, which I love to do.

It's like rejuvenating ...

- [Drew] Bringing them back to life.

Because, your noodles get a little dry.

You can keep on rolling with it.

Look at ... These are just so tasty,

I love the texture, it's great.


Ted : In the south of France.

Ted : Our plane leaves Sunday morning.

Barney : Uh, hey, uh, howdy, ladies.


WHOOSHING

Castle...

Castle : That was not me.

Beckett : Okay, so maybe there's a draft here.

Right?

Wait, I think I feel it right here. Give me a boost.


Beckett : This is Joe McUsic.

Beckett : Had you ever seen him before the trial?

Castle : He claimed to have evidence proving your innocence.

Castle : Do you have any idea what that evidence might be?

Otis Williams : How am I supposed to know?

Beckett : He bought his way onto the jury

Beckett : in order to get you acquitted, and then he got murdered for it.

Otis Williams : Well, look, I'm sorry he's dead.

Otis Williams : I appreciate my man putting himself out like that for me,

Otis Williams : but I don't know how to help y'all.

Mr. Williams, if you didn't kill Lyla, then we need to figure out who did.

Castle : You were first on the scene.

Castle : Any detail you can remember, no matter how obscure, might help us.


-How'd it go? -What did Tag say?

Rachel : Tag is not the father. And Joey knows now?

Joey : I do, Rach, I do. And I am so happy for you.

Wow, you didn't even try to unhook my bra.

Monica : -So are you ever gonna tell whoever it is? -I will. I'm just not up for it tonight.

Joey : No matter what this guy says, you're not gonna be alone in this.

-I'm not? -No. Listen..

It's a scary world out there, especially for a single mom.

I've always felt like you and I have this special bond, you know?

-Rachel Greene, will you marry me? -What?


GEORGE : I appreciate that. Most of the time,

GEORGE : I really feel like I have something to learn from you, but right now?

GEORGE : Right now, I need you to try just for a minute,

I need you to try to be a human being.

IZZIE : Thank you, Alex.

IZZIE : I can't believe you let me help. Alex is cool, you know that?

IZZIE : Alex is the coolest.

ALEX : Oh, Alex knows it.

ALEX : - Izzie isn't so bad herself. - Oh, Izzie is rocking.

Izzie is back in the game!


Barney : of all time.

Barney : Okay, who do I know?

Barney : Guys...!

Barney : Do any of you know George Clooney?


House : Allow me to welcome you to the best night of your life.


It was the guy who controls the robot.

He hates me. He had C.H.E.E.S.E. knock over the sandwich table...

Joey : right when I was reaching for one.

Why don't you get him fired?

Joey : I may have to. I hate to do it. But I'm the star, you know?

There's a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor.

Ross : Excuse me.

Rachel : Joey Tribbiani.

Joe! I'm glad I found you! I got an audition for you.

But it's kind of on the q.t.

Estelle : The actor who has the part doesn't know he might be fired.

It's the lead in a series.

Rachel : Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.


two like incredibly chili filled Lum box specialties in in villages ok one more

specialties in in villages ok one more

specialties in in villages ok one more snack that you need to eat when you come

snack that you need to eat when you come here the fried cow skin just pure


- More Legos!

- [Bryan] What?

Quidditch.

Fred must have known I had those ones too.

Alright, this one's from Mommy and Daddy, okay?

- [Woman] That's a fancy box.

- [Bryan] Whoa.

What is it Ollie?

- It's a wand.

Whoa.

- [Bryan] It's got a snake on it.

I got it made just for you, dude.

It's like a big old snake.

And it comes with a cool sheet.

Can you try and do a spell with it?

Show me.

- Wingardium leviosa!

- [Bryan] Whoa.

Good job dude.

Comment down below, what do you think that spell would do?

- I gotta tell you, this is a real wand.

- [Bryan] You gotta be really careful with it, okay?

If Finn gets ahold of it, something could happen, you know.

So I'm going to put this right up here.

Alright Ollie, last present.

You gotta be really careful with this one, okay?

- [Man] Whoa, what a mystery.

- [Missy] You gotta be really careful.

- It's like a little treasure chest.

- It's like a mystery box.

- [Bryan] Open it up.


Lily : What do you mean just barely?

Robin : Well, he didn't dive all the way into the pool,

Robin : But he... Splashed around in the shallow end.

Lily : Then you didn't lose your virginity to him.

"Just barely" doesn't count.

Robin : Yes, it does.

No, it doesn't. Yes, it does.

Lily : No, it doesn't.

Lily : It doesn't count. End of story.

Barney : Ooh, why, lily aldrin, you saucy little harlot.

Barney : Could it be that before marshall

Barney : Took a swim, someone else tested the water?

: No. Nobody else tested the water, right?

Marshall : Scooter?

Barney : Who's scooter?

Lily : My high school boyfriend,

Who I did not have sex with.

Marshall : I can't believe this.

Marshall : We're marshall and lily... When people see us, they say,

Marshall : "oh, look at them, they've only had sex with each other."

Barney : No, marshall, they say,

Marshall : "oh, look at them,

They've only had sex with each other."

Marshall : But now

Marshall : That's not true anymore... Now you've had sex

Marshall : With twice as many people as I have.

Marshall : I knew that you were too good at it.


smells like just great beefy aroma with

smells like just great beefy aroma with like some kind of fried egg and there's

like some kind of fried egg and there's

like some kind of fried egg and there's a museum the beef is so soft and like

a museum the beef is so soft and like

a museum the beef is so soft and like almost melting your mouth and then eggs

almost melting your mouth and then eggs

almost melting your mouth and then eggs it's a little chewy on the outside

it's a little chewy on the outside

it's a little chewy on the outside inside is super smooth there's a little


I can't believe I brought two cans of bug spray and forgot that.

-I'll run to the store and get some. -I'm the guy. I'll get it.

Elizabeth : -Do you know where the store is? -No.

Do you wanna ride around town on my little pink bicycle?

Ross : A little bit.

I'll be back in 10 minutes. Get in the hot tub and I'll meet you there.

Okay.

Rachel : Oh, my God! What a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house!

Thank you. It used to be my mother's. This is the kitchen.

-Hey, Chandler. -Hey, Joe.


Sheldon : I was too busy trying not to defecate.

Leonard : You know, when they were escorting us

Leonard : to the detaining room, I looked through a door,

Leonard : and I'm pretty sure I saw a display case

Leonard : with the Ark of the Covenant.

Sheldon : That's amazing. chuckling : I know.

Sheldon : And I saw Jabba the Hutt riding by on a motorcycle.

Sheldon : Although that was right after the Tasing,

Sheldon : so who can say for sure?

I-I guess this could count as an adventure.

Howard : It was.

Sheldon : And even though we're not allowed back there,

Sheldon : they can never take today away from us.

Sheldon : Unlike my sense of smell,

Sheldon : which hasn't returned since the Tasing.

sniffs


Rachel : These are the best oatmeal raisin cookies.

Phoebe : -Which proves that I never lie. -I guess you don't.

Phoebe : Paolo made a pass at me.

Chandler : What do you think?

Ross : It's the most beautiful table I've seen.

Rachel : I know.

Will you balance plates on these heads?

Joey : Who cares? We'll eat at the sink. Come on!

Monica : Heads up, Ross.

Score! You suck!

Phoebe : Are you okay?

I need some mik.


we just took a drive for about 30

we just took a drive for about 30

we just took a drive for about 30 minutes to another village but still in

minutes to another village but still in

minutes to another village but still in pub Jukka Valley but kind of down a side


four gates there's four gates but it is

four gates there's four gates but it is nice and peaceful there are a couple

nice and peaceful there are a couple

nice and peaceful there are a couple shops over here where you can buy some

shops over here where you can buy some

shops over here where you can buy some souvenirs and some botique and is there

souvenirs and some botique and is there

souvenirs and some botique and is there anything else here let's look over on

anything else here let's look over on

anything else here let's look over on this side

this side

this side I did see I did see a coffee shop

[Music]


Lisa Cuddy : The growths are eosinophilic granulomas.

Lisa Cuddy : They are usually from allergic reactions,

so I'm putting her on steroids.

Mrs. Bradberry : Allergy to what? She doesn't have allergies.

Lisa Cuddy : We don't know.

Lisa Cuddy : Unfortunately, the only drug she's had enough of

Lisa Cuddy : to have this kind of reaction is cephalosporin.

Mrs. Bradberry : And why is that unfortunate?

Ben Prosner : 'Cause she was on it two months ago.

Ben Prosner : That's what you mean, right?

Ben Prosner : She took it for strep throat so she can't be allergic to it.

Lisa Cuddy : It would seem so.

Mrs. Bradberry : What is this hospital doing to her?

Mrs. Bradberry : She has had three separate medical disasters,

Mrs. Bradberry : and now she's dying of an allergy she can't possibly have?

James Wilson : Mr. Lee. I just have to check...

James Wilson : Sam? Are you okay?


Dylan : You are...

Ellis : You are anything but ordinary, Meredith.

Now run. Run.

Derek : - Is the lidocaine in? - Yes.

OK, hold the compressions.

Derek : Come on. Come on. Just come on. Come on. Come on.


Principal Dunnan had to hire a crane to get that cow off the roof.

Castle : But I'm sure that old battle-ax has long since retired. CHUCKLES

Castle : Put out to pasture, so to speak.

Is that a bovine reference, Mr. Rodgers?


Castle : You've come to Nottingham once too often.

Alexis : After today, there'll be no need for me to come again!

Castle : You've been holding out on me, Sir Robin. I hear you like a boy.

Alexis : I knew she'd tell. So, who is he?


today yes sir yes sir floor is lava

today yes sir yes sir floor is lava somebody's Oh Eduardo on a scale of one

somebody's Oh Eduardo on a scale of one

somebody's Oh Eduardo on a scale of one to ten how much do you miss me I mean

to ten how much do you miss me I mean

to ten how much do you miss me I mean Anna scale of 1 to 10 how much did you

Anna scale of 1 to 10 how much did you

Anna scale of 1 to 10 how much did you miss me an a said oh yeah and she saw


It's chicken Which is stuffed with Rice and spices and then oh There's meat Also

okay and Then That's put into a plastic bag yes and then it's baked all Together

yes and the plastic Bag sort of Holds in the Flavor and

Keeps All The Keeps all The Juices in i wish you could smell This right Now the aroma of the spices is Just


Adams : Take this pill.


salty has attained a kind of vinegar

salty has attained a kind of vinegar eNOS to it as well

we had a little unfortunate a tragedy

we had a little unfortunate a tragedy

we had a little unfortunate a tragedy here below I an onion fella onto my

here below I an onion fella onto my

here below I an onion fella onto my backpack

backpack

backpack [Music]


- Yeah!

- Yeah, the boys are, like, getting super excited

about calling Santa and we actually

have called Santa before.

We called him last year.

You remember when we called him last year, Ollie?

- [Oliver] Uh?

- Do you remember that?

No?

We'll have to watch it, 'cause it was super fun.

It was so, so cute, though.

If you guys haven't watched it,

I'll have it linked up with an iCard.

We are gonna do it, I think, today

so I'm really excited to see the reaction again.

I think it's gonna be really cute.

You guys are so cute.

We're gonna have to talk to Santa.

Are you nervous at all?

Do you think you're on the naughty list or nice list?

- I hope not.

- He's like "I'm very unsure," guys.

Let me know, up in the iCard, in a poll

if you think Ollie and Finn are gonna be on

the nice list or the naughty list.

Honestly, they're very unsure.

Finn, are you on the nice list or the naughty list?


Chase : Do you see what I see?

No.

Exactly.

Taub : More suction.

Taub : That's impossible.

Taub : I definitely saw a mass in the x-rays.

Chase : It's gone now.

House : It's a mass,

House : and then it's not.

You, uh, going to introduce us?


Castle : It's a hatch.

If we can get up there, we might be able to get out.

Beckett : Yeah, well, it's too high.

Beckett : Not if we climb on top of that.

BEEPS ESPOSITO : That was Lanie.

Esposito : Preliminary autopsy report shows that our victim was, in fact, smothered.

A guy his size. You'd think he'd put up more of a struggle.

Esposito : He couldn't. Tox reports show that

Esposito : his system was flooded with so much sedative

that it could put down an elephant Hmm..

Beckett : Where are we with that sketch?

Well, I got unis looking through mug books,

Ryan : and I sent a team uptown to canvass.


So, I guess that decides it.

Yup.

Is not nearly as much fun as hanging out at a bar.

Man, what's that?

Robin : What?

That cute coffee girl wrote a heart by your name.

âª Somebody has a crush on you âª

âª Somebody thinks you're me. âª

Do you really think she likes me?

I mean, I guess it's not that surprising.

Every time I come in here, I do totally crack her up.

Marshall, here's your pumpkin latte.

Wow. How did you fit a pumpkin in this little cup?

I'll have a pumpkin latte.

How do they even fit a pumpkin in those little cups?


...or cigarettes taped to the back of the toilet tank...

Monica : ...or a filthy video in the VCR?

I'll admit to the cigarettes and magazine. But that tape is not mine.

Monica : - It isn't mine. - I guess we'll never know whose it is.

Charity Guy : May I help you?

Phoebe : Yes. We're here to make a rather sizable donation to the children.

Charity Guy : Any contribution, large or small, is appreciated.


House : What's this density on his hip?

Cameron : Just bone. Think less boney.

Cameron : You think he's got lead poisoning?

House : Explains the constipation, the nerves, seizures. Hold him down.

House : You're not gonna feel a thing, except excruciating pain.


To hear the tale so sweet

Of a man who dared to race machines

With nothing but his feet

Marshall : Suck it, grand-butt!

Marshall

Versus the machines

Robin : Taxi!

Man : Excuse me, I got a thing.


She was fine two hours ago.

If by "fine", you mean she had fountains of blood

House : spurting out of every orifice, then yeah, I believe you.

House : I'm guessing those are celebratory bells.


- My God, you're great. - Thanks for stopping by.

- I am so sorry about that. - Oh, no.

Being adored, I'm used to it. Don't worry about it.

Chandler : - Oh, my God. - What?

They sent me today's script. They never send me the script.


Ted : Are the colors "neat" or are they more "neato burrito?"

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Robin : Uh, then again, red cowboy boots.

Ted : I pull these off!


Raj : So... couldn't help but notice none of you RSVP'd

Raj : to my murder mystery dinner party.

Leonard : Oh, yeah. We were meaning to do that.

Raj : No, you weren't, because it was a weak ago and nobody came!

Raj : So if you want to solve the mystery of who stabbed Koothrappali

Raj : in the back with the weapon of indifference, it was all of you.

I don't think that qualities as a mystery.

Sheldon : We all knew what we were doing.

Amy : -We're sorry, Rajesh. -Maybe we can do it next week.

Howard : Whoa, we're not that sorry.

Raj : Don't worry, I can take a hint. No more murder mystery parties.

Sheldon : -Thank you. -Hallelujah.

Raj : Because I've got something even better planned!

-Come on! -Just hear me out.

Raj : I'm going to make you guys a scavenger hunt.


same time it's like an apartment one

same time it's like an apartment one thing let me just tell you how much we

thing let me just tell you how much we

thing let me just tell you how much we paid for this place I was about 100 okay

paid for this place I was about 100 okay there's three adults one two year-old

there's three adults one two year-old

there's three adults one two year-old that are staying here

that are staying here

that are staying here we paid 147 US dollars per night it's

we paid 147 US dollars per night it's

we paid 147 US dollars per night it's almost $150 I highly recommend it it's

almost $150 I highly recommend it it's

almost $150 I highly recommend it it's only about a 5 10 minute walk from the

only about a 5 10 minute walk from the

only about a 5 10 minute walk from the center of Cusco as well so it's a


Joey. Listen, l can't do this. lt doesn't make any sense.


She made an appointment.

GEORGE : The clot's been evacuated. Are we ready to close?

DEREK : Just want to make sure there's no bone fragments.

- How's Izzie? - As well as can be expected.

DEREK : Never gets easier, you know, losing a patient.

It's a little less shocking, I guess,

DEREK : but it never gets any easier.

GEORGE : Izzie was in love with him.

GEORGE : Denny wasn't just a patient. They were in love.


Bob : And the actual retail price

Bob : Of barney's showcase is...


Mmm.

Marshall : Yeah, I did.

Lily : Merry christmas.

Open it, baby. Okay.

Ted : Ah.

Lily : Oh, my god.

Lily : An easy bake oven!

Lily : I've wanted one of these ever since I was a little girl.

Lily : In this exact model.


Beckett : All right. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Castle : Say that again.


- Thank you. - Look at how cute those are.

- Isn't that festive?

bright music

- [Bryan] Alright Finn, show us your final gingerbread man.

Can you pick it up and show us?


The next dish is another stunner on a beautiful plate

just piled high.

It's a fish that I've never called before.

In Thai it's called foreign words .

It is she said the dish preparation is called

foreign words which is covered in chili.

But usually it's kind of sweet.

She said this one is a foreign words version.

A traditional version and you can see the fish

are kind of small.

There's chilies in there.

You can see kind of almost like an oily chili glaze

just covering it.

I think it's fried as well.

You can see this is a whole tail, so it's a small fish.

Ying says that there might be bones in here,

oh I just lost the chili again.

We'll have to kind of navigate.


Wil : ...and she said she wasn't sure.

Wil : And she strung me along for almost two years. It was brutal.

Penny : -Oh, I'm sorry. -Thanks.

Wil : I wish she had just broken up with me right there.

Wil : Put me out of my misery.

Raj : -Really? -Yeah. Would have been kinder.

Stuart : -Wil, you're up. -Oh, that's me.

Sheldon : Did you let Wil Wheaton get in your head?

Penny : -What are you talking about? -He's evil.

Sheldon : He plays evil mind games.

Sheldon : -Did he tell you his grandmother died? -No.

Sheldon : If he does, don't believe it. He's not above playing the dead meemaw card.


Monica : I hope you're not full. Dinner's almost ready.

I think I'll probably just hang out in my room.

Why?

Rachel : Come on, you guys!

If Emily knew I was having dinner with you, she'd flip out.

Rachel : It's okay. I really don't mind.

Wait, wait. You know what? Just stay.

Please.

It would mean a lot for me if you stay.

Ross, I just


or some fresh fruits or vegetables.

- And you were traveling with your friend.

- Yeah, my best friend.

- Did we meet in the cave?

I think we met in a cave, right?

Or did we go together-- - Yeah, we were on our way

to the cave, and we have to pay a tour guide.

And because we wanted to share, it was like,

"Hey, do you wanna go with us

and we're gonna save some money?"

So, it's for like 500,

and three of us shared the 500 fee for the tour.

- Oh yeah, so we shared a guide to go into a cave in Sagada.

- [Edzen] She also cooked this this morning.

- [Mother] Tulingan, fish tulingan.

- [Mark] Fish tulingan.

- [Mother] With papis. - [Mark] Okay.

- [Mother] And dried kamias.


Ross : Shall we?

Okay, wait.

Monica : You know what?

Ross, let's switch places. You get in the middle.

Monica : This looks like we're trying to cover something up.

Ross : You could come in straddling him, they still wouldn't believe it.


water heaters also heat the is the

water heaters also heat the is the heating central heating of the apartment

heating central heating of the apartment oh so you turn on the water at the

oh so you turn on the water at the

oh so you turn on the water at the central water heater here and then over

central water heater here and then over

central water heater here and then over on this side is another fridge in the

on this side is another fridge in the

on this side is another fridge in the microwave and just some other like

microwave and just some other like

microwave and just some other like kitchen so there's not a lot of storage

kitchen so there's not a lot of storage

kitchen so there's not a lot of storage in this apartment I think so that's why

in this apartment I think so that's why

in this apartment I think so that's why you kind of just have to include it

you kind of just have to include it

you kind of just have to include it wherever you can it's just the fridge


Lily : Why don't you have a baby with your butt?

Ted : What?

Marshall : I can't think straight!

Marshall : Why do you have to wear that shirt?

Marshall : This is not how I thought this night was gonna go!

Ted : God, this sucks! Do you think she saw me?

Cindy : Hi, Ted!


of what is probably their most famous dish,

and it's actually a dessert at this restaurant

at Mang Tootz.

When you say Mang Tootz many people know them

for this dessert.

People order them by the giant batch,

so they're packing up huge orders,

and then the owner, he really nicely

she gave us a fresh plate of them

right out of the oil,

and when you order them

they put them onto a plate and then some sprinkles on.

I think it's some kind of a fragrant sugar mixture.

These are little wall.

That is so crispy

that you can barely even poke your fork through it,

so I think you gotta stab pretty hard.

Alright, I think I'm just gonna go right in.


Lily : That I can't afford.

I have 15 credit cards, and they're all maxed out.

Lily : And no one

Lily : Outside of this room, not even my husband, knows.

And I, I feel terrible

Lily : Because all I want to do right now is ask you

Lily : Where you got those shoes.

Lily : They're adorable.

We can't buy; we have debt.

Marshall : Yeah, I know,

My student loans are pretty big.

Lily : I forgive you.

Lily : What?

Barney : Well...

Lily : I'm just saying, as your wife, you know,

Lily : I'm cool that you spent tens of thousands of dollars

Lily : On a brand name law school.

Because I know it makes you feel good and pretty.

Marshall : Let's just go take a look at this place.

Lily : Where is it?

Marshall : Uh, it's in a neighborhood called...

Marshall : Dowisetrepla?


Ted : We're talking ten weeks from now.

Ted : Who knows what she'll want then?

I mean, do you know what you're going to want

Ted : For lunch ten weeks from now?

Marshall : Sloppy joe, shrimp cocktail and a milk shake.

Barney : Ted, do you know how long it takes a woman

Barney : To decide whether or not she's going to sleep with a guy?

Barney : 8.3 seconds.

Barney : After that,

Barney : Her decision is made.

Barney : She will not change her mind.

Ted : That's ridiculous.

Barney : Is it?

Barney : Describe your first 8.3 seconds with stella.

Stella : Lower back butterfly tattoo...

Stella : You're up.


Vikram : She's almost in.

I can launch a cyber-nuke, but it'll completely fry his system.

Beckett : He's got a back-up system at home.

Vikram : Is that a go for launch?

Yes.


mm I'm not in Thailand but I know what a good book Tommy on taste like has a good

good book Tommy on taste like has a good ball Tommy I'm so far just like the

ball Tommy I'm so far just like the

ball Tommy I'm so far just like the other buffet I went to Indonesia

other buffet I went to Indonesia

other buffet I went to Indonesia everything is just quality I gotta try

everything is just quality I gotta try

everything is just quality I gotta try some of these dishes this is one of my

some of these dishes this is one of my

some of these dishes this is one of my favorite Thai dishes it's fried beef

favorite Thai dishes it's fried beef

favorite Thai dishes it's fried beef with fried Basil's and I love this dish

with fried Basil's and I love this dish

with fried Basil's and I love this dish in Thailand okay okay look a little

in Thailand okay okay look a little

in Thailand okay okay look a little crispy basil it's just I really throw

crispy basil it's just I really throw

crispy basil it's just I really throw the bull bleep okay it's a really

the bull bleep okay it's a really

the bull bleep okay it's a really intense beef flavor in this doing the

intense beef flavor in this doing the

intense beef flavor in this doing the dishes I got just sort of cross

dishes I got just sort of cross

dishes I got just sort of cross compliment each other but several items

compliment each other but several items

compliment each other but several items when you bite into it you definitely

when you bite into it you definitely

when you bite into it you definitely want to chase it with a little citrus

want to chase it with a little citrus

want to chase it with a little citrus like the Tom Yum and it just really


Martha : Looks like Charlie isn't the only one hung out to dry.

- SPECTATORS MURMURING - MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY

Castle : Hey, I was...

SPEAKING INAUDIBLY


That's a good point.

How long you going to punish him?


Leonard : I don't want to listen to music, Sheldon.

Sheldon-bot : Very well.

Sheldon-bot : I don't understand why you're not enjoying this.

Sheldon-bot : Together, in this car, with my enhanced capabilities,

we're like Knight Rider.

Except in Knight Rider, the car isn't a yammering sphincter.

Sheldon-bot : You mock the sphincter,

Sheldon-bot : but the sphincter is a class of muscle

Sheldon-bot : without which human beings couldn't survive.

Sheldon-bot : There are over 50 different sphincters

Sheldon-bot : in the human body.

Sheldon-bot : How many can you name?

I was wrong-- this is exactly like Knight Rider.

Sheldon-bot : Perhaps you'd be interested in a different game.


because it is important I love anything

because it is important I love anything that you think anything in the son of a

that you think anything in the son of a

that you think anything in the son of a gun John you know someday Eduardo will

gun John you know someday Eduardo will

gun John you know someday Eduardo will sing the son of a gun song to his son

sing the son of a gun song to his son

sing the son of a gun song to his son and I'll bloody cry I cry like Amelia

and I'll bloody cry I cry like Amelia

and I'll bloody cry I cry like Amelia oh yeah you just wait for three - okay


That's good.

And it's like juicy.

It's juicy with the honey.

One of the most interesting meals I've ever had.

- Those greens taste like collard greens,

surprisingly awesome.

- Final, to finish off the meal.

I think this is the salty version of that same pancake.


Um, I'll go get Dr. Burke.

Ellis : You're good.

Ellis : Sharp under pressure.

Ellis : You'll make an extraordinary surgeon.

Cristina : Dr. Grey, I need to ask you.

Cristina : Will it get in my way? Can I have both?

Cristina : Can I be a great surgeon and have a life?

There is this man who asked me to marry him

Cristina : and I know you tried to have both,

but you split up with Meredith's dad and...

Cristina : - I know this is none of my business. - It is none of your business.


Ryan : - Jake's bag. - Was still sitting by the door

Esposito : from when he came home from visiting his family in Connecticut.

Ryan : Which explains why we found the Sam Parker wallet on him


Joey : -What are you doing? -I reorganized the fridge.

See? Bottom shelf, meats and dairy.

Middle shelf, fruits and vegetables.

And top shelf, expired products.

Joey : Why are you doing this?

Because I'm bored out of my mind.

I've already been to the bank, post office and dry cleaners.

Joey : Dude, you just described seven days' worth of stuff.

Joey : Spread it out a little. Haven't you ever been unemployed?


Sheldon : Worst Renaissance fair ever.

Leonard : Please let it go, Sheldon.

SHELDON : It was rife with historical inaccuracies.

Sheldon : For example, the tavern girl serving flagons of mead.

Sheldon : Now, her costume was obviously Germanic...

Sheldon : ...but in 1487, the Bavarian purity laws, or Reinheitsgebot...

Sheldon : ...severely limited the availability of mead.

Sheldon : At best, they would've had some spiced wine.

LEONARD : You're nitpicking. SHELDON : Oh, really?

Sheldon : Well, here's another nit for you.

Sheldon : The flagons would not have been made of polypropylene.

Howard : Renaissance fairs aren't about historical accuracy.

Howard : They're about taking chubby girls who work at Kinko's...

Howard : ...and lacing them up in corsets so tight...

Howard : ...their bosom jumps out and says, "Howdy."

Bosoms would not have said, "Howdy," in the 15th century.

Sheldon : If anything, they would've said, "Huzzah."

Howard : I don't care what the bosoms say, Sheldon.

I just wanna be part of the conversation.

Penny arriving with a man in tow : Hi, guys.

Penny arriving with a man in tow : Looks like you've been to the Renaissance fair.


Webber : Can anybody name the common causes of post-op fever?

[Meredith] Wind, water, wound, walking, wonder drugs.

The five W's.

Meredith : Most of the time, it's wind, splinting or pneumonia.

Meredith : Pneumonia's easy to assume, especially if you're too busy to do the tests.


Will you please rub this on my chest?


- You wanna hear a new song? - We'd love to.


- [Andrew] This is the pork season, the dry rub.

- Oh, okay.

Also, first it's a dry rub,

and then the wet rub with the blended fresh spices

that you got, okay.

upbeat music

- [Andrew] So then give it the sauce.

All right.

Let's keep this right here right now.

- Cool.

blending


seedy, just juiciness on the inside.

Oh, sea cucumbers are on the chopping board.

Oh the squirt


Done!

Let me finish. I'm talking about a bet. Winner takes all.

We could get nothing.

Or everything.

Joey : I like that.

Monica : What do you say?

Monica : Just do it!


House : You'll need someone who can give you something I can't.

House : You know I'm right. I've been there before.

Oh.

Stacy : It doesn't have to be.

Stacy : It does.

I don't wanna go there again.

House : I'm sorry, Stacy.


[Music]

[Music] No

No

No [Music]

[Applause]

yeah I'm just back from two weeks what

yeah I'm just back from two weeks what

yeah I'm just back from two weeks what am i cutting the floor so what do you

am i cutting the floor so what do you

am i cutting the floor so what do you think guys well okay you have to check

think guys well okay you have to check

think guys well okay you have to check back tomorrow yes you check back

back tomorrow yes you check back

back tomorrow yes you check back tomorrow and hopefully I doesn't get

tomorrow and hopefully I doesn't get

tomorrow and hopefully I doesn't get worse you try to cooperate for say all

worse you try to cooperate for say all

worse you try to cooperate for say all right let's get into our dough's

right let's get into our dough's

right let's get into our dough's reaction to Daddy changing color Hey

that is that it look different yeah


sniffs


we sure enough I find just a few like a

we sure enough I find just a few like a time where he just like poof slipped it

time where he just like poof slipped it

time where he just like poof slipped it under and like hey over in the corner he

under and like hey over in the corner he just took the tooth that didn't have in

just took the tooth that didn't have in

just took the tooth that didn't have in this table so we got we gotta hide the

this table so we got we gotta hide the

this table so we got we gotta hide the money this is the kid kind of crazy

money this is the kid kind of crazy

money this is the kid kind of crazy Finn's a little crazy

Finn's a little crazy

Finn's a little crazy anyways we're getting ready for school

anyways we're getting ready for school

anyways we're getting ready for school we're making good time I'm actually

we're making good time I'm actually

we're making good time I'm actually gonna go to a gym I'm after I drop Ollie

gonna go to a gym I'm after I drop Ollie off I know

off I know

off I know I mean we have a couple no I can just I


- [Brian] Look, it's like a cute little floatie!

Whoa!


Phoebe : I think I just had a contraction.

-What? -My God!

I felt one a few minutes ago.

That definitely was one.

You can't have the baby here.

I haven't sterilized the apartment since the guys moved out!

It's okay. I'll boil some water and rip up some sheets.

It's probably false labor.

Phoebe : That can happen near the end. Just get the book.

Phoebe : -Get the book! -The book!


Ted : I just can't believe her.

Ted : We have this totally amicable split,

Ted : Everything's cool.

Ted : And she comes back from vacation with that guy?

Ted : You know what she's doing?

Ted : She's trying to win the breakup.

Lily : What do you mean "win the breakup," old-timey inventor?


Castle : I know who betrayed Sarah.

There's nothing in my contract that says that I have to be...

I've got to rehearse.

- Off the phones, please. - Let's go.

Beckett : Okay, Castle. Let's go.

No, wait, no. Hang on.

Castle : I just wrote my first soap scene, which they are about to shoot.

Well, I'll catch it on TV. We've got an arrest to make.

No, no, no, wait. This scene is going to expose the killer.

"The play's the thing

"wherein we'll catch the conscience of the king." Hamlet.

"We already know who the killer is, so you're wasting my time." Me.

Not if it gets us a confession.

Director : Places, please. - They're starting. Let's go.

Okay, no. Send it back. Yeah. All right, thanks.

Hey, come on in, guys.


That's right, thumbs up it's caramel apple making time.

- Hey alright, so I've got the caramel nice and hot.


It âs sweet and spicy, that âs why I really like this sweet and chilly and that's what I love about it

It's really soft and then you get the sweetness and the chili at the same time

It stimulates your taste buds at the same time

So good

Then let's say mm-hmm

I like that the sweetness is contrasted by the lemon and the salt though


Thirteen : but I know I saved your life.

Rachel : Is he going to be okay?


Howard : Except for AppleCare.

Howard : That pays for itself in the long run.

Raj : Hi.

Leonard : Hey, where'd you go?

Penny : I got you a little something to cheer you up.

Leonard : Really?

Leonard : Sex last night, pancakes this morning--

Leonard : Am I dying? chuckles

Penny : Just open it.


color the green color okay okay I

color the green color okay okay I normally find it near in a shop near my

normally find it near in a shop near my

normally find it near in a shop near my Shack

Shack

Shack it's like a turquoise color okay yeah

it's like a turquoise color okay yeah

it's like a turquoise color okay yeah like green greenish and then that's real

like green greenish and then that's real gold on the top on the ceiling what a

gold on the top on the ceiling what a

gold on the top on the ceiling what a room no although a cylinder is just a

room no although a cylinder is just a

room no although a cylinder is just a theater


through static : I didn't understand your e-mail.

Sheldon : Uh, can you repeat that? You're breaking up.


Robin : But your baby?

Robin : I'm gonna love that kid so much.

Robin : I'm gonna pick it up and everything.

Marshall : I'm so happy you guys made up.

Ted : Me, too.

Barney : Where do I know this song from?

Robin : My God, it's the beaver song. Which one of you put this on?

Hey, beaver, come on

When you feel alone

Just pick up that phone


Ted : Why did you just turn on the radio?

Barney : I don't know why I turned on the radio!

Barney : We're going to die. Tell me what to do, ted.

Ted : Relax. You're being crazy.

Barney : Help me, ted!

Stop, drop and roll. I'm being serious. Stop...

Ted : Screaming is fun! Screaming is fun!

Marshall : Oh.

Barney : I can't move.

Barney : I can't... I can't feel my...

Barney : Wait.

Marshall : What?

We're okay. Oh.

We're okay. We're okay.

It's a miracle, ted! Oh.


second beverage of choice in Ethiopia

second beverage of choice in Ethiopia after coffee you will get this one looks

after coffee you will get this one looks unbelievably good they have a bed of

unbelievably good they have a bed of

unbelievably good they have a bed of injera and then it is fish slice off the

injera and then it is fish slice off the bone so the fillets and then it's kind

bone so the fillets and then it's kind

bone so the fillets and then it's kind of simmered with some of the spices

of simmered with some of the spices

of simmered with some of the spices their favourite there for sure they

their favourite there for sure they

their favourite there for sure they don't smell it and tomato there's some

don't smell it and tomato there's some

don't smell it and tomato there's some rosemary in there that is amazing and

rosemary in there that is amazing and

rosemary in there that is amazing and something that desi told me is that in

something that desi told me is that in

something that desi told me is that in Ethiopia there's no you know tilapia can

Ethiopia there's no you know tilapia can be farmed very easily but the quality

be farmed very easily but the quality

be farmed very easily but the quality goes way down there's no farm to lap yep

goes way down there's no farm to lap yep it's all fresh it's all wild tilapia

and with the addition of that that chili paste that chilli sauce oh man yeah it's


Phoebe : Or will it be the one Who we'll call Loolie

Phoebe : He must decide He must decide

Phoebe : Even though I made him up He must decide

Well, this is a nice resume.

Mr. Ratstatter : Nice, nice, nice.

Mr. Ratstatter : Muy impressivo.

Shame! It not all true.


Marshall : It's okay.

Marshall : You know?

Marshall : Those are old dreams.

Marshall : We'll get a new car

Marshall : And we'll fill that one up with new memories.

Marshall : And that'll be the car we had

Marshall : When we were first married.

Marshall : When we owned

Marshall : Our first house.

Marshall : Maybe even the first car our four kids remember.

Oh, that's so sweet.

Marshall : The first car our two kids remember.

Um, I would like to say good-bye.

Marshall : Oh.

Ted : You know what?


House : Same symptoms as smallpox,

House : but only half the calories and almost none of the lethality.

Foreman he Sits Up : You sound like one of those anti-vaccine cranks.

Foreman he Sits Up : You can't develop full-blown symptoms from the vaccine this quickly.

House : You can if you're immuno-compromised.

House : Am I the only one who reads these things? Dad had kidney cancer.

Foreman : Six years ago. He's been in remission.

House : Well, it's obviously back.

It shot his immune system,

House : made him vulnerable to the vaccinia.

House : Which will get better on interferon.

House : So if he responds to the treatment,

House : that proves he doesn't have smallpox.

Taub : Then what does the daughter have?

House : Damn. I was hoping you weren't gonna ask me that.

House : Can we please just focus on the disease

we've just diagnosed and we can treat?

House : What's more likely? He got smallpox

House : the day after we immunized him for it,

House : or he's sick from the vaccine itself?

Broda : You got any proof the kidney cancer's back?

House : Well, let me give him this.

House : When he gets better, that will be the proof you need.

House : I'll put on one of your fancy space suits,

House : and I promise I won't kiss him on an open sore.


No. I might have had feelings for her at one time. Not anymore.

Phoebe : I just

Ross : Marcel! Where are you going with that disk?


[Music]


That's funny, I saw no phlegm.

Oh, no, she really is sick.

Then why is she going to a play?

Well, you know, "Starve a fever...

go to a play for a cold."

Monica : Why is Janine not coming over for dinner?

She didn't want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row.

I'm so sorry.

Why doesn't she want to hang out with us?

Because she thinks that you are blah.


Wilson : You dosed me!

House : Yes, I did. But only because you didn't trust me.

House : Your best friend!

Wilson : You could have killed me!

House : Amphetamines aren't going to kill you.

Wilson : You don't know my medical history!

I could have... I could have...

You could have given me a heart attack!

House : A heart attack is not going to kill you. You were in a hospital.


Sheldon : Hmm.

Sheldon : What are you doing now?

Raj : Still making sure the telescope's camera

Raj : is white-field balanced. Oh, I see.

Sheldon : How about now?

Raj : Now I'm making sure the telescope's camera


Izzie : - and you don't really need it as much. - Yeah, that doesn't happen to guys.

Izzie : It's like a beast. A beast that was asleep for a long...

Izzie : long time, and now the beast is wide awake

Izzie : and wants to be fed and the food that Alex gave it was...

Izzie : It was good food, George.

George : Something needs to be done about your taste.

You're jealous because your beast is asleep.


CEOs careful dogs hey hey look this is

CEOs careful dogs hey hey look this is my hot day phone look that way oh my

my hot day phone look that way oh my

my hot day phone look that way oh my goodness


You know, like, Goldman is a last name.

But there's no Gold Man.

Okay.

There should be a Gold Man!

Ross : - Hey. - Hey, Rach.

Monica : - How was work? - Oh, it was great.

Rachel : Although I did sit down where there wasn't a chair.

Monica : By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff.

Rachel : Oh. Well, I guess I had that one coming.

I'm just gonna throw it out. It's probably just shampoo and...

Monica : Something wrong?


we're gonna have the the some buzz'

we're gonna have the the some buzz' which is the fish in a sauce this time

which is the fish in a sauce this time

which is the fish in a sauce this time and some vegetables and beans you get a

and some vegetables and beans you get a


...and you just big, fat did it anyway!

Phoebe : I think, five years ago, I probably would have done anything...

Phoebe : ...to play with you.

But I can do it myself. If I can't trust you, then forget it.

I don't wanna forget it.

You know what? You have to choose.

Phoebe : If the most important thing on the planet to you...

...is this cat-poopy thing, then you can have Smelly Cat.

But we won't be partners.

So, what's it gonna be?


They lay the stuff here. You write down your offer.

Rachel : Then the highest bid gets it.

I know what a silent auction is. What's going on with your hair?

-Why? -No, it's nice.

Mr. Thompson : Nice to see you. So glad you brought someone.

Rachel : Someone? I brought people.

Rachel : Phoebe, this is Mr. Thompson. He's the head of my department.

Rachel : -And I also brought my friend Joey. -Shrimp toast!

You know, I don't know where he is.

I hope you'll bid.

Rachel : Actually, I was about to bid on this lovely trip to Paris.

-Nice choice. Good luck. -Thank you.

Okay.

Rachel : Twenty dollars.


Beckett : - Looks like we found our body of water. - Strangers on a boat?


- [Bryan] Oh, he turned around.

Oh, no, is he gonna start flying?

- Mmhmm. laughing

- The wings fly.

- [Bryan] Look at that.

- It's going to get you.

- Ahh, it's gonna get me.

So, it's kind of become a running joke with me

and my relationship with Amazon Prime.

Jim, Missy's dad always jokes that I find

and buy the weirdest things on Amazon Prime.

I definitely am proving that today with this laughing .

- These are so cool.

The kids are gonna freak out.

- [Bryan] So, I saw these on Amazon.

They were like $10 and I was like,

"Oh, I need to get this so that I can prank the boys,

we can prank the boys, actually."

- We got two of them.

- [Bryan] laughing We got two of them.

It's supposed to be a unicorn but it looks scary.

Look at the mouth and the veins.

- The eyes. - The eyes.

This just looks like a weapon.

It doesn't look like anything magical or majestic at all.

Put our heads in here and then we can see what we look like.


oh yeah the mondieu in a secret knock

oh yeah the mondieu in a secret knock duty gym no not to TJ TJ TJ she's you to

duty gym no not to TJ TJ TJ she's you to gym kind of like that fried oil aroma

gym kind of like that fried oil aroma

gym kind of like that fried oil aroma Plus maybe cabbage in Turkey maybe

Plus maybe cabbage in Turkey maybe

Plus maybe cabbage in Turkey maybe possibly right as we were about to dig

possibly right as we were about to dig

possibly right as we were about to dig into the pancake the mung bean pancake

into the pancake the mung bean pancake

into the pancake the mung bean pancake he brought over the cold

he brought over the cold

he brought over the cold this is cold so it can wait but we got

this is cold so it can wait but we got

this is cold so it can wait but we got to eat that mung bean pancake fast

to eat that mung bean pancake fast

to eat that mung bean pancake fast immediately right now before it gets to

immediately right now before it gets to

immediately right now before it gets to different flavor for it cools down right

different flavor for it cools down right okay so the mung bean pancake and I sell

okay so the mung bean pancake and I sell them just kind of like just kind of like

them just kind of like just kind of like tear into it right just kind of break it

tear into it right just kind of break it apart


Amy : And I was distracted.

Amy : He has on extra baby powder today.

Sheldon : Is he okay?

Penny : He's still in surgery.

exhales

Sheldon : Very well.

Penny : He's gonna be all right.

Penny : That is sticky.

Amy : Come on, let's talk about something

Amy : other than the surgery.

Sheldon : That's a good idea. sighs

Sheldon : Penny, did you and Leonard ever discuss funeral arrangements?

Penny : I think she meant something a little happier.

Sheldon : I suppose we could try to make it a celebration,

Sheldon : but he died so young.


Phoebe : Oh, my God, no! Shoo, kitty!

There's a kitty in my guitar case.

Everyone's gonna want one.

Phoebe : Come on, you!

Crazy!


Playtime is so important.

Pretending is so important, imagination.

So we, literally, like look, they're playing right now.

They're playing around the campfire.

So I wanted to make this area like something

that they could feel like they're interacting with

that they normally don't.

Being outdoorsy, camping is super fun.


Castle : I can explain.

Beckett : Turn around.

Castle : Would you just listen to me, please?

Beckett : Why? You don't listen to me.

Look, I'm just doing some digging around on my own.

Castle : That's not a crime, is it?

Beckett : No, but criminal trespassing is. And so is murder.

Castle : - I was just trying to help. - I don't need your help.

Beckett : How did you get here anyway?

Castle : I was following up a lead. Same as you.

Beckett : Really? So you subpoenaed the victim's phone records

Beckett : and looked for commonalities?

Castle : No, not exactly.

Beckett : Then what?


a wax key yeah yeah white stuff yeah the bro now remember don't eat anyone in

bro now remember don't eat anyone in

bro now remember don't eat anyone in school okay all right you promise me no

school okay all right you promise me no

school okay all right you promise me no you would eat everybody in school oh no

sighs I am very very in quarters made

sighs I am very very in quarters made

sighs I am very very in quarters made and share with you well I was going to

and share with you well I was going to

and share with you well I was going to call this for the biggest announcement

call this for the biggest announcement

call this for the biggest announcement I've made in a long time

I've made in a long time

I've made in a long time you guys know we like coming to bills

you guys know we like coming to bills

you guys know we like coming to bills bills have recently changed from bonbons

bills have recently changed from bonbons to dolly mixture this is a big deal a


That scotch bonnet juice, right?

- You cannot mess with the flavor of that scotch bonnet.

Immediately, like so bright. - Yeah.

- Mm, oh my gosh.

Dude, that's incredible. - Yeah, it's so good.

- All the flavor is in that.

Mm.

slurping

- I want more of that juice.

I just want to drink the shrimp juice

with the scotch bonnet.

Oh, that is a tasty way

to get this Jamaican food party started this afternoon.

bright energetic music


Richard : I'll take this from here, O'Malley.

George : Happy to help, sir.

Richard : No, thank you. I got this myself.

Richard : Ollie.

Ollie : Hi, Richard. Good to see you.

Alex : Sinus tachycardia, low-grade fever, pulse ox 75.


Okay, so there's one more place I need to go to kind of round out this whole

Michelin, ramen soba noodle experience eyes got to go taking that first and this restaurant here soba that makes my noodle tour

complete

Thank you. Thank you. Whew

Well chopped stakeholder is adorable

So you got to get a Kosova in a hot soba and Cerro is when they separate the soup in the broth

So you dip the soup in the broth?

So I'm gonna I gotta get that 100% and this is a special thing that he do here

Thank you so much opera, it's Holi, which is I think tofu. This is homemade soba tea

Oh

Wow, you can definitely taste a weed really refreshing


And the beef is tender and the onions give it a nice nice slight touch of fragrant sweetness

There is nothing like hole in the wall hand pulled noodles

And this is just the start of our journey to Xinjiang

I think what Iâm going to do here is add a little chili oil


but sometimes it can be spicier.

Like sometimes it can really,

oh okay, I can feel that burning down my throat now.


Let's eat. This is my lunch from a department store. I love food shopping

Like I mentioned before last year when I came to Tokyo I was walking through these department stores

There were so many people especially during rush hour buying food didn't get a chance to buy anything

Until today, and I've been thinking about it ever since so this time

I went a little overboard now the food here is it's not cheap. Although it's quite expensive. There's not a lot of food here

I'm just kind of looking at this. I'm like I can take this pretty easily go

Let's start

itadakimasu

This is one of the prettiest things I saw when I was walking through the food court, it was just beautiful

Slices of thin beef look at this

Perfectly cooked to medium-rare and we got thin slices of beef here as well

look some peppers looks like some onions


Mommy cows, daddy cows, baby cows

No. No, I will never eat baby cows. No veal!

Oh, but veal.

What if I even things out for you, meat-wise?

-What? -I eat a lot of meat, right?

But suppose, until the baby's born, I laid off it.

Joey : No extra animals would die. You'd be eating my animals.


Howard : Come on, she came back. This is good news. You should celebrate.

Raj : I don't want to celebrate.


Ryan : And it wasn't on purpose. Next time, it's gonna be.

Esposito : - That's it, I want a new partner! - Me, too!

Castle : Oh, we can't leave them like this, can we?

Beckett : - I'll talk to Javi. - I'll see if I can calm Ryan down.

- Rain check on dinner? - Yeah.

Yeah.

Ryan : How did it all go so wrong?

Ryan : I mean, one day we're a team,

Ryan : simpatico, finishing each other's sentences,

Esposito : and then...

Castle : You shot him in the ass.

Beckett : - It was an accident, Jav. - Oh, was it?

Esposito : - You sure about that? - Yeah.

Beckett : And deep down in your heart, you are, too.

Esposito : It doesn't matter.

Esposito : Once the trust is gone, it's really hard to get it back.

Beckett : No, that's not true. A strong relationship can survive anything.

Castle : No relationship can survive secrets.

Castle : Or lies.

Castle : Now, you need to tell Esposito the truth.

Castle : That you were hurt and jealous that he passed the test and you didn't.

Ryan : Forget that. He rubbed it in my face, remember?

Ryan : - Sergeant Esposito. - You need to apologize.

Esposito : Hell, no, I am not apologizing to him.

Castle : - Why not? - Even before he shot me,

Esposito : he couldn't believe that I passed and he didn't.

Beckett : You have to let it go.

Beckett : You have to let it go.


Beckett : He used her cell phone and then he left it on so we could trace it.

Gloria Rodriguez. It's her ID badge from a hotel in Midtown.

Castle : Probably on her way home from work.

Shaw : Huh... Found a slug.

Castle : Letter etching?

Shaw : No, it looks clean. The other murders were planned.

Shaw : This one was done out of anger. Wanting to be in control.

Beckett : All because I lived.

Shaw : You can't blame yourself for that.

Shaw : How did he know you lived?

He was watching. At the aftermath.

Shaw : Everything about this guy's profile tells me

Beckett : he was watching at the other crime scenes.

Beckett : Yeah, but the first thing we did was compare crime scene photos.

Shaw : Yeah, I know, we ran them through facial recognition.

Shaw : But he was there. I know he was there.

Castle : He wouldn't be in the crowd, he'd know that's where we'd look.

Shaw : No. He hides in plain sight. He's a chameleon.

Shaw : We didn't see him in the crowd because he was dressed as one of us.

Shaw : Same cop, 30 photos, not one of them has a clear shot of his face.

Shaw : That is not a coincidence.


-I looked everywhere. There's no gas leak. -So then I can heat this up?


Hey, cutie-cutie.

So I ran into someone you know today at work.

Oh, yeah? Who was it?

Monica : Oh, my God.

Chandler : I am so sorry, sweetie.

Chandler : Are you okay?

You didn't tell her we're engaged?

Monica : - She saw the ring. - Did she freak out?

Monica : She was shocked, but then again, so were most people.

She actually has a boyfriend herself.

Name's Clark.

She also invited herself to our wedding.

Monica : Clark too.

Chandler : You said no, right?

Chandler : You said no, right?


more fat more juice I think that's true

more fat more juice I think that's true I think if you guys do you want more

I think if you guys do you want more

I think if you guys do you want more like herbally flavor like flavorful more

like herbally flavor like flavorful more complex flavor then I think CNT because

complex flavor then I think CNT because

complex flavor then I think CNT because they put so much stuff in the in the pig

they put so much stuff in the in the pig but this is just like these wanna crazy

but this is just like these wanna crazy

but this is just like these wanna crazy hog to just blast you in the mouth with

hog to just blast you in the mouth with

hog to just blast you in the mouth with some insane flavor explosion this is

some insane flavor explosion this is

some insane flavor explosion this is where you go I'd never experienced

where you go I'd never experienced

where you go I'd never experienced crunch like that in my life yeah I don't

crunch like that in my life yeah I don't think even Captain Crunch has but this

think even Captain Crunch has but this

think even Captain Crunch has but this is it's gonna be something like I really

is it's gonna be something like I really would not ever forget and thank you guys

would not ever forget and thank you guys so much for taking us here you guys were


because of the energy if you just been

because of the energy if you just been eating crab legs your whole life you're

eating crab legs your whole life you're

eating crab legs your whole life you're missing out gosh it almost has like a

missing out gosh it almost has like a

missing out gosh it almost has like a form into flavor to it I'm really

form into flavor to it I'm really

form into flavor to it I'm really excited about this I've been wanting to

excited about this I've been wanting to

excited about this I've been wanting to try the salmon roll for a long time and

try the salmon roll for a long time and

try the salmon roll for a long time and I heard it's completely different than

I heard it's completely different than

I heard it's completely different than any other salmon roll since I came to

any other salmon roll since I came to

any other salmon roll since I came to Japan the first time I really changed my

Japan the first time I really changed my opinion a lot of things in one of them


- Hey, how's it going? - How are you, man?

- Not bad, Trevor. - Trevor, nice to meet you.

- Okay, okay. - Mark, nice to meet you.

Hello, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.


In December of 2010, my friends and I decided

to go see It's a Wonderful Life on the big screen.

It seemed like something we all needed.

After all, it had been a crazy couple of days. It all started...

with a pregnancy test.

Is this taking forever? Are you sure you did it right?


which, the VR system is really fun, this looks intense.

gasping

shooting

- Do you see this?

- Yeah, it's cool.

So how do you move forward?

- Oh, I have a joystick right here.


Emilia million Eduardo can you beautiful formula

formula

formula come on a miracle just features because

come on a miracle just features because

come on a miracle just features because and the baggage to go down


Penny : I guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska.

Sheldon : From the data at hand, you can't draw that conclusion.

Sheldon : All you can say with absolute certainty is that that joke is not funny here.


l know, l know.

l tell you.

But on the plus side, we get to wear those white coats...

-...and stand behind that really tall counter. -Oh, that's true.


Ross : -Did you tell them? -No. I was waiting for you.

Phoebe : -Tell us what? -We're having a girl.

Oh, wow! Really?


I still can't forgive you for what you did.

I can't. But sometimes when I'm with you, I just feel so...

What?

I just feel...

Rachel : - I just... - What?

Rachel : I feel...


Having that money just allows me to live life on my terms.

Beckett : You grew up.

Castle : Well, I wouldn't go that far.

Castle : - That property on the moon? - Mmm-hmm.


-Mothers. -Yeah.

Attaboy! A word.

That wasn 't so hard. Mothers. Yeah!

Mothers. Yeah! Perfect.

Don 't smile.

Jill : Would you like to call somebody?

Chandler : Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with.

Chandler : Yeah, thanks.


Joey : None of that. Not while you're under my roof!


this is a tractor that we use on our property, with slime.

- It's a good thing we stopped.

It actually expands and gets thicker.

Like we started down below this.

- [Brian] Oh, it got even more?

- And now that it's all together for us...

- Yeah,

- [Jim] That's gonna look good on Missy.

- [Brian] That's gonna be so cool.

You guys, it's all ooey and gooey.

- It doesn't rinse off, like if I put my hand under

the water, it just stays on slimey.

laughing

- [Brian] Is our driveway gonna be okay?

- It might be a little green. - It's gonna be everywhere.

- [Brian] Yeah, it might be green.

- You'll be ready for St. Patrick's Day.

- [Brian] For sure.

Look at all this nasty slime.

laughing

Oh gosh that's a lot of slime, you guys.

All going on Missy's head.

All right, we're gonna raise it up

so she can't see the slime when she walks out.

Slowly.

tractor roars

Slowly raising all that icky, icky slime.


The main event of dinner, the crab stir fried.

It's in Thai speaking in a foreign language .

It is crab stir fried with just heaps of black pepper,

and a heap of garlic.

That looks insane.

Okay but let's still start with the shrimp.

This entire plate there's only like four prawns

but it's an entire plate.

- [Joel] Look at the size of these guys

- [Mark] And just the herbs and the garlic

and the dude and the caper limes leaves.

Just check out that, check out that.

It fills the entire spoon.

I'm gonna get a chili on this bite as well,

sure beats shallots.


again and Abed why are you crying right

again and Abed why are you crying right Eduardo's back from school did you

Eduardo's back from school did you

Eduardo's back from school did you actually broadcast YouTube knowledge big

actually broadcast YouTube knowledge big liar and we just filmed together we did

liar and we just filmed together we did

liar and we just filmed together we did his four year update your yogurt that

his four year update your yogurt that

his four year update your yogurt that was his prize for finishing was yeah I'm

was his prize for finishing was yeah I'm not milk is turned into yogurt don't ask

not milk is turned into yogurt don't ask me how I have no idea

they don't poop milk it it's like when

they don't poop milk it it's like when

they don't poop milk it it's like when mommy makes milking of her boobies it's

mommy makes milking of her boobies it's

mommy makes milking of her boobies it's the same thing you know when I have a


We always go to the sushi place that

has a really yummy caramel apple.

- Because I love the caramel apples.

- Yeah so caramel apples are so good.

Huh?

Yeah it's go chocolate in it.

- [Finn] Yeah

- We love to get 'em from the mall

and from restaurants and so we thought

I think it's time we make our own.

So we can make 'em even better huh?

- Never done it like this, so we got lots of

yummy stuff to put on 'em.

It's gonna be really fun.

baby talk

- Mommy, bay-bay, do it


Moira : Six years ago, I was a nanny in Honolulu.

Moira : For this beautiful two-year-old boy.

Moira : I loved him, probably spent more time with him than his own parents.

Moira : One day, I was in the park, talking with another nanny.

Moira : He wandered out of the sandbox, into the street,

Moira : into the path of a moving car.

That could've happened to anyone.

Moira : I don't think so.

Moira : And even if it did, they'd blame themselves

Moira : for the rest of their lives, too.

Chase : You shouldn't.

And you shouldn't run from what can still be a good life.

Moira : I'm running to God.

Moira : After what happened to you, don't you want to remake your life?

Chase : Not by hiding myself away.

Chase : I hope it works out for you.

Moira : It is gonna be hard,

Moira : not touching anyone.


Tests confirmed House was right.

Taub : Low testosterone explains all your symptoms.

Taub : They should go away with replacement therapy.

Taub : We're gonna give you a fairly high dose.

Taub : Over time, your personal physician may reduce it a little.

Taub : Just need you to turn around.

Marlene : Will the shots increase his libido?

Joe : Are you worried about that?

No.

Joe : Have you been unsatisfied? No. No, it's just...

Marlene : It's usually me that initiates things.

Sometimes I think maybe you aren't that attracted to me.

Joe : Are you crazy?

Taub : With these injections, you will see an increase in sex drive.

Great. Yeah.

Taub : All done. Okay.


amazing it's so sour my teeth

amazing it's so sour my teeth immediately got that hurt but the flavor

immediately got that hurt but the flavor is so good okay last one I'm gonna try

is so good okay last one I'm gonna try

is so good okay last one I'm gonna try is the watermelon and this is kind of

is the watermelon and this is kind of

is the watermelon and this is kind of not like fully white from what ripe

not like fully white from what ripe

not like fully white from what ripe watermelon it's almost like cucumber eat


Howard : It means after we play handball, I'm showering at home.

Sheldon : Good morning, Friend Howard.

Sheldon : Friend Raj.

Sheldon : I see you gentlemen are enjoying beverages.

Sheldon : Perhaps they would taste better out of these.

"World's Greatest Astrophysicist"?

Sheldon : Don't thank me. You earned it.

"Howard Wolowitz."

Howard : Why not "World's Greatest Engineer"?

Sheldon : I'm sorry.

Sheldon : I typed that into the label maker,

Sheldon : but I just couldn't press enter.

Sheldon : Now down to business.

Sheldon : What would it take for you to abandon Leonard

Sheldon : and join me in a rival company?

Sheldon : Unless, of course, the mugs are sufficient,

Sheldon : in which case, welcome aboard.

Howard : We're not quitting on Leonard.

Sheldon : I understand. Your loyalty is admirable.

Sheldon : But what if I were to up the ante?

Raj : What are you talking about?

Sheldon : Monogrammed key chains


Marshall : So... Ted's classroom.

Ted : "How To Date Robin Scherbatsky."

Ted : Lesson one.

Ted : Now, even though she puts up a tough exterior,

Ted : what Robin really wants, deep down...

Barney : I'm bored.

Ted : You said you wanted my help.

Barney : Can we draw boobs on the chalkboard?

Ted : We did that ready.

Barney : No, like, really big boobs.

Ted : No. Look, I need this, too.

Ted : I've only been a professor a few weeks.

Ted : Being up here, it's, it's good practice for me.

Barney : Can we have class outside?

Ted : No! What Robin really wants deep down...

Ted : Barney! What?

Barney : I'm tweeting about you.

Barney : You should be flattered.


come on you want the picture do it babe

come on you want the picture do it babe [Laughter]


ALEX : Hang on. Can I see that? For a second?

NANCY : Did I just hear him say two uteruses?

- I'm sorry. You must be...? - Nancy-pants?

NANCY : Hey, loser.

MARK : I wish Derek had told me you were coming to visit.

NANCY : - Like he tells you anything these days? - I'm working on that.

DEREK : What are you doing here? Trying to torture him?

MARK : He's my family, Nancy. Plus I needed a change of pace.

Plus I slept with my tennis partner's wife and he went out and bought a gun.

NANCY : There it is.

Oh, my God! Nancy! God.

- Let me guess. Mom send you out? - Derek's trying to ban you.

Did he tell you he's living in a trailer?

CHRISTINA : Yeah.

MEREDITH : Derek.

MEREDITH : Derek. I want to see the two uteruses.

Yeah, um, find me later.

MARK : - I miss her. - Yeah. Me too.

GREG : The Diesel pushes past cornerback Don McNeal.

GREG : He's at the 30. He's at the 20. He's at the ten.

Touchdown, Washington Redskins!

NOELLE : Sorry. One of the twins gets rowdy and Greg gets carried away.

NOELLE : He's decided that the baby is into sports of all things.

She's Daddy's little girl. I can tell, see, because when I talk to her...

The rhythm of your voice helps calm her. I read a couple of articles on that.

Dr. Karev. I knew you secretly missed my service.

IZZIE : Right.

ADDISON : Greg, Noelle, I have very good news for you.

ADDISON : According to our tests, the babies are both perfectly healthy.


Castle : "Who's the guiltiest of them all?"

Castle : The killer thinks that one of these women

Castle : is responsible for his death.

ESPOSITO : Maybe they are.

Beckett : This photo proves that they were

Esposito : the last ones to see him alive,

Esposito : yet none of them gave statements to the cops.

Castle : But why are the murders happening now, seven years later?

Becktt : Well, maybe after all these years, someone found this photo.

Becktt : Esposito, can you look into Owen's family and friends?

Becktt : Someone might be trying to get payback for his death.

Esposito : You got it. CELL PHONE RINGING

Beckett. Yeah. We'll be right there.

Castle : Sleeping Beauty just woke up.

KNOCK ON DOOR

Charlotte.

Beckett : I'm Detective Beckett, this is Mr. Castle.

Beckett : Do you feel well enough to answer a few questions?


Burke : - Excellent. Keep your finger there. - OK. Now what?

Burke : - That's it. - That's it?

George : I just stand here with my finger plugging the hole?

Burke : Until we can get you out of that elevator and into the OR.

Bailey, you can tell the firemen to get my guys out of there.


this is a toy box or a boy if I battery

this is a toy box or a boy if I battery bends over from those American Rifleman

bends over from those American Rifleman

bends over from those American Rifleman wooperz wooperz I think I'll what yeah I

wooperz wooperz I think I'll what yeah I like how much mortgage making a snack

like how much mortgage making a snack

like how much mortgage making a snack should not be the past so sometime do

should not be the past so sometime do

should not be the past so sometime do not work right no it doesn't taste like

not work right no it doesn't taste like

not work right no it doesn't taste like chocolate

chocolate

chocolate even though it's mostly chocolate it's

even though it's mostly chocolate it's

even though it's mostly chocolate it's like kind of chocolatey not that sweet

like kind of chocolatey not that sweet

like kind of chocolatey not that sweet buy us a little partnership thing this

buy us a little partnership thing this

buy us a little partnership thing this is definitely expired I don't know what

is definitely expired I don't know what

is definitely expired I don't know what my father this is expired I so like it

my father this is expired I so like it

my father this is expired I so like it is he's scale and weight this will tell

is he's scale and weight this will tell

is he's scale and weight this will tell you it's a right allocating mm-hmm this


and this is chenjeh which is filet.

And this is koobideh, so--


Sheldon : Oh.

Howard his phone rings : Uh-huh.

Howard his phone rings : Uh-huh.

Howard his phone rings : Uh-huh.

Howard his phone rings : No, I understand. Sure, we can be friends. Absolutely.

Howard his phone rings : Thanks for calling.

Howard his phone rings : Yeah, you have a nice day too.

Howard his phone rings : You are dead to me.

Raj : Okay, who gets the extra dumpling?


Sheldon : What? In the Chattahoochee National Forest in Georgia?

Sheldon : I can't be the only one that knows that's halfway.

Beverley : You're not seriously going to visit each other.

Alfred : And why wouldn't we?

Beverley : Oh please, you're just saying this to antagonize me.

Alfred : Oh, not at all. Mary happens to be a wonderful woman.

Alfred : And if it antagonizes you, that's just a bonus.

Leonard : Mary, I'm sorry you're in the middle of this.

Mary : No, no, nothing to be sorry about.

Mary : I genuinely like your father.

Sheldon : What? But he's a mediocre academic.

And according to Beverly, his sexual prowess is subpar.

Sheldon : He's basically Leonard with a bigger prostate.

Leonard : Are you saying that my dad's not good enough for your mom?

Sheldon : Yes, while also getting in a solid dig at you.

Sheldon : Pretty efficient, huh?

Leonard : This is ridiculous. I-I'm going across the hall.


Brennan : If I'm right, that's where the cold agglutinins are coming from.

Brennan : That's what's driving his memory loss.

Brennan : Amber's putting him on amphotericin. It will cure him.

House : This makes no sense.

Brennan : I'm doing blood tests to be sure, but the sooner we get him on...

House : I'm not talking about the infection.

House : I'm talking about you letting Tonya Harding administer the treatment.

I'm out of the game. Why?

Brennan : A couple of weeks ago, you named me Grumpy.

Said I didn't want to be here, wanted to be back in the third world...

And you realized I'm right just now?

Brennan : I got a confirmation.

House : The patient's nuts.

Brennan : The patient's unbiased.

The patient has no ax to grind.

House : The patient is nuts.

Brennan : I miss my old life.

Brennan : Helping people who barely have clean water,

Brennan : let alone the kind of medicines we waste by the SUV-load.

You're nuts. You're gonna be miserable at home, at work, somewhere.

House : The goal in life is not to eliminate misery.

House : It's to keep misery to the minimum.

Now, that's inspiring.

House : You said you came back to get married.

House : What does your fiancÃ©e do?

Brennan : She's a court reporter.

House : Uh-huh. Well, I'm sure Thailand will have courts any day, now.

Someone's gonna be miserable sometime. Accept it.

That's how I stay so happy.

Brennan : Why do you care if I stay?


this out we found this little swimmy

this out we found this little swimmy onesie look at that oh you're gonna look

onesie look at that oh you're gonna look so good in that new coral lacuna ruff


doesn't take physical force no should we get one of these for the hotel tonight

get one of these for the hotel tonight

get one of these for the hotel tonight one of these crazy hot sauces

one of these crazy hot sauces

one of these crazy hot sauces here's though on a party I wonder how

here's though on a party I wonder how

here's though on a party I wonder how many clothes

many clothes

many clothes [Music]

[Music]

[Music] it's crazy no it's freezing outside

it's crazy no it's freezing outside

it's crazy no it's freezing outside right all right well without being


House : That was you.

House : And the blonde at the bar.

Cuddy : Just to be clear, this whole little act isn't gonna work.

Cuddy : I need an apology, not flattery.

House : It's not an act. It's the wedding.

Cuddy : You hate weddings.

House : I thought I did. Then I realized I've never been to one.

Never?

House : Turns out they're kind of fun.

Chase : Well, I can't complain about my boss. He's right here.

Nika : You're his boss?

Chase : Only Mondays through Fridays.

Chase : On the weekends, he's my bro.

Foreman : This round's on the bro?

Um...

Masters : I'm sorry about your daughter.

Masters : I never meant to hurt her.

Ramon : You just thought she'd change my mind.

Masters : I was surprised she didn't.

Ramon : So was I.


it's walking along there's so many

it's walking along there's so many

it's walking along there's so many things to eat here but it looks like a

things to eat here but it looks like a

things to eat here but it looks like a lot of people are at the seafood stalls

lot of people are at the seafood stalls

lot of people are at the seafood stalls eating fish which I'm about to go eat

eating fish which I'm about to go eat

eating fish which I'm about to go eat next cos the roasted fish I need one of

next cos the roasted fish I need one of

next cos the roasted fish I need one of those before I leave Thailand I was

those before I leave Thailand I was

those before I leave Thailand I was walking by if he'll are right there

walking by if he'll are right there

walking by if he'll are right there Peter's Peter said this place has the


== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man

Penny : Well, where is he?

Amy : Sheldon?

Leonard : I'll check his room.

Surprise! both scream

Oh, my God!


Ted : - Why was Marshall calling? - Don't worry about it. Go on.

Ted : You talk during movies.

Ted : You sneeze with your whole body.

Ted : To my knowledge, you do not speak Portuguese.

Zoey : Well, actually...

I speak a little Portuguese.

Ted : You're a show-off.

Zoey : You better take that.


kind I like cuts the the oiliness of the chicken

chicken

chicken okay moving back for a rice ball and

okay moving back for a rice ball and

okay moving back for a rice ball and this for this rice ball I'm just gonna

this for this rice ball I'm just gonna

this for this rice ball I'm just gonna submerge and let it just roll around in

submerge and let it just roll around in

submerge and let it just roll around in that sauce and I think the next test is


careful of all the cables it shouldn't

careful of all the cables it shouldn't be live but just in case yes you see

be live but just in case yes you see

be live but just in case yes you see there was the garage yeah and then

there was the garage yeah and then

there was the garage yeah and then remember last time you're here it was

remember last time you're here it was

remember last time you're here it was just it was just like brick walls

just it was just like brick walls

just it was just like brick walls everywhere

everywhere

everywhere well we started the work on converting

well we started the work on converting

well we started the work on converting this into an actual room because I think

this into an actual room because I think it look prettier I think initially we're


Zoey : Let's make sure we get a pretty good omelet out of it.

Lily : Seriously, what's going on?

Marshall : He'll never get to see how I turn out.

Lily : What do you mean?

Marshall : My dad. You know, I used to...

Marshall : I used to always tell him that I'll be an environmental lawyer.

Marshall : And he was always so proud.

Marshall : But he never got to see the me that was anything but...

Marshall : a corporate stooge.

Marshall : Now it's too late.

Marshall : And we're starting a family, you know.

Lily : Are you avoiding sleeping with me 'cause you don't want to start a family?

Marshall : Lily, if we have a baby right now,

Marshall : that is just it for me.

Marshall : The cement will dry, and I will be stuck at GNB forever.

Lily : If you want to quit your job and go work for the NRDC right now,

Lily : then you need to do that right now.


Howard : -She nailed it. -Sounds about right.

Leonard : But, you forget, I did ask you out in real life.

Amy : Which couldn't have happened if you didn't live across the hall from her

Amy : which couldn't have happened without Sheldon.

Amy : Same goes with you guys.

Amy : If Leonard wasn't with Penny,

Amy : she never would have set you up.

Howard : Doesn't matter. Bernadette still would've been working

Howard : at The Cheesecake Factory,

Howard : and I still would've been working this beefcake factory.

Howard : You would've been all over me.

Amy : Well....

Bernadette : Hey, Penny, can I take that table?

Penny : Sure, why?

Bernadette : The one in the turtleneck is cute.

Raj : Open wide, here comes the happy train.

Howard : Mm-HM... Chug-a chug-a, yum, yum.


Sheldon : The white zone is for loading and unloading.

Sheldon : We're breaking the law.

Penny : - There's no space in the white zone, so... - Anyway...

Leonard : ...we can e-mail and I think the phone connections are good.

You have to get out of the car now. I'm not going to jail.

- Would you just relax? - Oh, I see a space in the white zone.

Sheldon : Quick, circle the airport.

- Did you bring enough inhalers? - Yeah.

And extra Dramamine? You remember what happened on It's a Small World.

- I'm covered. - Okay.

Sheldon : Dear Lord, a police officer is glancing in our direction.

Sheldon : We've been made.

Leonard : Calm down, I'm getting out.

Leonard : - I have something I want to give you. - Oh, Leonard.


Raj : And we made it in only three hours.


- [Woman] speaking in foreign language

- speaking in foreign language

- [Woman] speaking in foreign language

- speaking in foreign language

Wow, yeah, you could do some curls with this,


Ted : Thank you!

Ted 2030 : Now...

Professor Mosby had arrived.

Of course, if I had taken that girl's question...

who, by the way,was not your mom

your mom was sitting...

Wait, let me finish this story real quick.

Here's what that girl would have said.

Blond girl : I'm sorry to bother you, Professor Mosby,

Blond girl : but this isn't Architecture 101.

Blond girl : This is Economics 305.

Blond girl : You're in the wrong classroom.

Yes, I was in the wrong classroom.

And thus began

the most humiliating seven minutes of my life.

Ted : Here's your think-about-it for the day.

Ted : Every single person in this room

Ted : is already an architect.

A girl : Architect?


Mix up that chili oil,

soy sauce, vinegar combo with the cow peas,

the ground pork, gotta get every noodle

covered in it.


Hello?

Emma?

Joey : Hey! Hi!


Chandler : Just take the entertainment center.

Chandler : Then when you get home, throw the canoe away.

We're not throwing it away. I built it.

Joey : Good for you!

You won't believe what I found on a telephone pole.


WOMAN : Sure, I remember Mr. Hayes.

Hostess : Three days ago. They sat in a corner booth.

Beckett : So he was here with someone?

Definitely.

Hostess : The two of them were having a real intense conversation.

Beckett : Do you remember what this person looked like?

Hostess : She was tall, blonde, gorgeous.

Beckett : Wait, Hayes was he re with a woman?

Hostess : That's right. She was in her 30s, but still really hot.

CASTLE : Wait a minute.

Castle : Did she look like this?


Penny : Well, I might not have asked you to dance then,

Penny : but I will ask you now. There's no music.

Howard : I don't care.

Penny : We'll make our own music.


Cuddy : the same crazy ideas that House does, how are you an improvement on House?

Foreman : I brought you a coffee.


Barney : So...

I used a little... sleight-of-hand...

Jerry : ...to make you think otherwise.

Jerry : Here you go.

laughs Whoa!

Jerry : Bottoms up, amigo!

Barney : chuckles

Marshall : Mm.

Barney : But all those crazy things you did.

Jerry : Do you happen to remember what a magician's best friend is?


laughing

How's that?


They're trying to scare me.

Callie : I'm sorry. I really am, but...

your hockey career is over.


Chandler : Show him that you're the baddest Hombre west of the lingerie!

Joey : - I'm gonna do it! - All right!

Chandler : Now, go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.

I don't know what to say.

That's good because I'm not listening.

Monica : I feel terrible. I really do.

Monica : I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?

Monica : Say that I'm friends with her. Is that so terrible?


gonna be baby wearing instead of other

gonna be baby wearing instead of other so not sure if it's gonna work but yeah

so not sure if it's gonna work but yeah

so not sure if it's gonna work but yeah I think for the smiles thanks for this

I think for the smiles thanks for this

I think for the smiles thanks for this smiles just first Halloween join us it

smiles just first Halloween join us it

smiles just first Halloween join us it off a rocket

off a rocket

off a rocket yeah you're like you're gonna be my

yeah you're like you're gonna be my

yeah you're like you're gonna be my little mischievous boy because it

little mischievous boy because it

little mischievous boy because it wireless such a little gentle good boy

wireless such a little gentle good boy

wireless such a little gentle good boy [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] you can tell we're at it boys

good boy

good boy

good boy Rihanna's baking something Halloween

Rihanna's baking something Halloween

Rihanna's baking something Halloween spooktacular so Anna is drawing the

spooktacular so Anna is drawing the

spooktacular so Anna is drawing the stencil for me to cut out the pumpkin

stencil for me to cut out the pumpkin

stencil for me to cut out the pumpkin all right mister you you're gonna be on

all right mister you you're gonna be on

all right mister you you're gonna be on my team we're gonna be team chop the

my team we're gonna be team chop the

my team we're gonna be team chop the pumpkin team chop the pumpkin man do you

pumpkin team chop the pumpkin man do you drop when you cut don't cut this line

drop when you cut don't cut this line

drop when you cut don't cut this line okay good my first first pumpkin you

okay good my first first pumpkin you

okay good my first first pumpkin you okay hey princess are you gonna are you


bit wet here sometimes if it's rainy you drive in your car is right charge all

drive in your car is right charge all

drive in your car is right charge all the cars good evening whoa that

the cars good evening whoa that

the cars good evening whoa that definitely has batteries in it I think I

definitely has batteries in it I think I might shoot it this way well well I

might shoot it this way well well I

might shoot it this way well well I think I might set it up this way and

think I might set it up this way and

think I might set it up this way and then we're gonna use these guys to light

then we're gonna use these guys to light the actual screen and then we're gonna

the actual screen and then we're gonna

the actual screen and then we're gonna use the two cerca lights to light the

use the two cerca lights to light the

use the two cerca lights to light the subjects that's that he's coffee most


Castle : I know what the paper dolls mean!

Gates : Mr. Castle, now is not the time for your theatrics.

Castle : Captain, just listen. The paper dolls are predictive.

Castle : The dolls are cut out of paintings

Castle : that literally tell us the location of the next target.

Castle : The one that we found at the first shooting,

Castle : it comes from a painting called The Persecution of Kings.

Ryan : Henry Wyatt was killed on King Street.

Exactly.

The one we found at the hide at the second shooting,

Castle : that's from a painting called The Fall From Grace.

Beckett : There's a Grace Avenue in the Bronx.

Grace Church is on 10th Street and 4th Avenue.

Castle : And there's about a dozen other possibilities.

Castle : If we can narrow it down, we might be able to stop him from...

PHONES RINGING

CASTLE : Beckett!

Beckett! SIREN WAILING

Grace!

PEOPLE CLAMORING

WOMAN : Right this way.

Beckett : How many people are dead? MAN : None.

Castle : Thank God. Yeah.

Emt : Sniper opened fire through a window

Emt : of a conference room on the 15th floor.

Beckett : Is anyone else injured?

Emt : No, just her. Her name is Emily Reese,

Emt : and he only shot at her. WHIMPERING

Beckett : Emily, my name is Detective Kate Beckett.

Beckett : I need you to tell me what happened.

SOBBING Why me?


Is that everyone has their own special remedy.

Waiter : Morning, guys.

What can I get you? Shh!


House : A little poetic license.

Cofield : What are you doing?

House : Taking my vic-amins.

Cofield : Those are Vicodin?

Cofield : Did you have surgery recently?

House : About a decade ago.

House : My leg is no good at judging time.

Cofield : Were you taking Vicodin during this case?

Uh...


Cameron : It was graduation weekend. He barely drank in the weeks before that,

Cameron : and he didn't drink at all during his wrestling season.

Foreman : - If you believe him. - I did a tox screen...

Chase : It doesn't matter if she believes him or not, it's already in the chart.

Chase : We're supposed to find out what's missing.

Wilson : Well, this... This is perfect.

House : Invite me to dinner on Thursday night.

House : Come on, we haven't had a nice meal together since...

Wilson : Yesterday, when I loaned you $5,000 to buy a new car.

House : My treat.

Wilson : Two-wheeled vehicles that travel 150 miles an hour

Wilson : don't really go well with crippled, irresponsible drug addicts.

House : Actually, two-wheeled vehicles that go 180 miles an hour do not go well

House : with healthy, responsible architects

House : who don't know how to separate braking and turning.

House : Good news is, it brings the price right down.

Wilson : - You're taking it back. - Mom!

House : How about we talk about this over dinner?

Wilson : Forget dinner, you're gonna kill yourself!

Chase : - Nice bike! - Thank you.

House : See, that's how you do it. Compliments, dinner.

Cameron : What do you do with your cane?

House : If he buys me dinner, he'll find out.

House : Evel Knievel had the same setup.

Cameron : And he broke every bone in his body.

We went through all the imaging studies and redid the blood cultures.

House : I don't want hand-me-downs, I want brand-new stuff.

Foreman : Well, there's nothing... There's nothing missing!


Trapper John : and my hostages to Teterboro Airport.

There, you're gonna have a plane waiting to take us

Trapper John : to the foreign country of my choosing.

When you do that, I give you the knocked-up bank teller.

Trapper John : Once we land in paradise, I'll release the rest of the hostages.

Trapper John : And, Kate,

Trapper John : you got three hours.

Hey, Monfriez, find me a bus with

Trapper John : tinted windows and get it over here.

Beckett : Wait a minute, you're actually giving him what he wants?

Peterson : Of course not. The only way the guy's leaving the building

is either in handcuffs or a body bag.

Peterson : But if it comes to it, I can use that bus

to lure the robbers out and have snipers take them out.

Beckett : What the...

Monfriez : You see that PETERSON : Yeah?