Howard : Our eyes locked over the pickled herring.

Howard : We never meant for it to happen.

Raj : One day, I hold a great ball for the president of France.

Raj : But the rabbits, they hate me and don't come.

I'm embarrassed, so I eat all the lettuce in the world and make them watch.

Leonard : People could call me Angie.

[IN NEW YORK ACCENT] "Yo, Angie. How's it going?"

Howard : To this day, I can't look at pickled herring...

Howard : ...without being aroused and ashamed.

Howard : Oh, cousin Jeanie.

[PENNY SIGHS]

Penny : Could you please drive a little faster?


the hair person an idea why usually do

the hair person an idea why usually do oh my jeans feel very much to get too

oh my jeans feel very much to get too

oh my jeans feel very much to get too close okay level yes ten thousand said

close okay level yes ten thousand said

close okay level yes ten thousand said [Music]

[Music]

[Music] how did you even have a photo shoot

[Laughter]

one two three and others are - I vote

one two three and others are - I vote

one two three and others are - I vote for an apartment up outside aside one

for an apartment up outside aside one

for an apartment up outside aside one two three and on the

live long okay so we finished meeting

live long okay so we finished meeting

live long okay so we finished meeting and now I'm getting my hair done which

and now I'm getting my hair done which

and now I'm getting my hair done which is amazing I wish I had this every day

is amazing I wish I had this every day

is amazing I wish I had this every day it just takes so long so long now and


Smith : I don't think they ever took it too seriously.

Beckett : And what if a witness came forward now, would that change anything?


Castle : Is that supposed to be an insult?

Castle : Because Nancy Drew solved every case.

Castle : Look, okay, and I'm quoting here,

Castle : "When a child's life is at stake, we have to be sure.

"Which means we have to question everything we think we know. "

Sorenson : Two years is still a long time to think about

Sorenson : a decision you made when you were 16.

Lucia : What am I doing here? What is this about?

Beckett : We're talking about the baby and your regretting your decision.

Lucia : My decision?

Lucia : Well, I don't regret my decision.

Sorenson : Then why did you try to find her?

Lucia : What are you talking about?

Beckett : This is a petition that you filed with the adoption agency

Beckett : a couple of months ago.

Beckett cont'd : It's a form requesting the identity of the adoptive parents of Angela.


I got the I got the

one fish in one beef bento and

Now see if we have any other snacks small little snack. They're all some Katsu sandwiches you must have another snack


- Yes.

- Like a salty egg.

- Yeah yeah. No, no...chili sauce with egg.

- Yeah chili sauce with egg.

- Yes.

- That would be good, wow!

For just a snack.

- You want these grilled? Grilled or fried?

- Grilled.

- Butter garlic?

- Butter garlic, yes please.

- Do you have the omelet?

- Yeah oyster pancake.

- Oyster pancake.

- Okay, we'll get one of those too please.

- Oh beautiful.

- It's like big?


O'shea : Are you checking me out?

House : You're astute.

No.

O'shea : How many pills did you just take?


I just lost a shrimp tail.


Lily : Really?

Ted : Really.

Barney : When those things swell up to three times their normal size...

Barney : so do I.

Lily : That's so sweet!

See kids? Told you I'd get it!

Ted : Okay, now we're even!

Yeah, that's the ending to a whole other story.

We'll get there.

Captain : So you really thought I was gonna kill you?

Ted : Well... ish.

Captain : Oh, Ted, that's ridiculous.

Captain : If I wanted to kill you, I'd invite you to my hunting lodge.

Captain : It's far more remote, and I wouldn't have

Captain : to worry about you turning up in some nosy fisherman's net.

Ted : See? It's stuff like that.

Ted : Why-why do you talk that way?

Captain : Oh, I'm just jesting for sport.

Captain : See, sometimes I don't bond as well

Captain : with Zoey's younger friends.

Captain : But I know she really likes you.

Captain : I was hoping that maybe we could be buddies.


Castle : Now go in there and do your job.

Beckett : I have forensic accountants

digging through your organization, Mr. Coonan.

Beckett : If there's evidence of heroin trafficking, they will find it.

Beckett : But that's not your biggest problem right now.

Beckett : Hiring an assassin like Rathborne shows premeditation

Beckett : and that makes this a special circumstance case,

Beckett : which qualifies you for the needle.

Beckett : Now, I am willing to take the special circumstance allegations off the table

Beckett : if you give me Rathborne.

Coonan : The only special circumstance here, Detective,

Coonan : is your complete lack of evidence against me.

Beckett : I have Johnny Vong.

The guy with the phony accent and the real estate scam?

Is that the best you could do?


which is grilled or roasted,

and then chopped up, minced up,

and then it's topped with onions


upbeat music

[Brian] Ollie, what do you think about the snow?

It's like real snow, huh?

- I can't build a snow man.

- [Brian] Oh, I'm sure you can--

Oh my gosh, watch out!


House : and it's distracting you from the actual case.

Finn : What's wrong?

The room's spinning.

Cuddy : You okay?

Dizzy, my mouth just went dry.

Kutner : Could be a symptom of a...

House : It's a symptom of narcotics.


Barney : My sisters taught me how to bake

Barney : And how to listen.

The girl : Wow.

The girl : I feel so at home here.

Barney : I'm glad. Sometimes, I don't.

Barney : A place like this really needs a lady of the house.

Barney : I know it's early to be thinking of you as...

Barney : Oh, god, I'm freaking you out, aren't I?

Barney : It's just you make me feel so safe...

Barney : I didn't...

[A bank's office - Lily/Marshall/a bank employee]Narrator : The next day, lily and marshall went

[A bank's office - Lily/Marshall/a bank employee]Narrator : To the mortgage broker to get a loan.

Marshall : Hey, uh,

Marshall : Can we get this in singles?

Marshall : Before we get the apartment, I want to put in a kiddie pool

Marshall : And swim around in it naked.


never work with children okay

but here we go so this is all the characters here in their little cut outs

A : Who's that Emilia? Do you know who they are?

J : Tell me who everyone is Emilia, talk me through everybody

J : Who's this one here?

Albi! Albi!

J : Who's this? E : Sina!

J : Oh Sina yeah

E : Theo J : Theo

E : Bianca J : This is Nuvies

A : Who's this one Eduardo?

Um, Sina J : It's Nivea

Bianca!

And Sina J : And Sina yeah

The Great Cat-Nap, stay tuned to the

19th day of the 10th month of the best year of your life


Do you think Penny's right?

Leonard : Were we bullying Zack?

Sheldon : No,

Howard : I know bullying.

Howard : He left here unswirlied and his ass crack was underpants-free.

Raj : And nobody drew a penis on his forehead.

Leonard : That happened to you?

Raj : First day of cricket camp.

Raj : They drew it so the testicles were my eyes.


some of the chicken dry fried fried

some of the chicken dry fried fried chicken their habit

chicken their habit

chicken their habit there's the Oh golly in the center mo a

there's the Oh golly in the center mo a

there's the Oh golly in the center mo a key and also the katamari with which is

key and also the katamari with which is

key and also the katamari with which is like like guacamole so I got a I think I

like like guacamole so I got a I think I have to begin with some of that rabbit

have to begin with some of that rabbit

have to begin with some of that rabbit wet fry oh yeah and I can tonight oh I

wet fry oh yeah and I can tonight oh I

wet fry oh yeah and I can tonight oh I got the drumstick and you can see all of

got the drumstick and you can see all of the tomato and the onion which is just

the tomato and the onion which is just

the tomato and the onion which is just kind of been caramelized on to it all


Mendoza : After I ran into the wall and I fell, I put my hand down on the grill

Mendoza : just to break my fall.

Castle : Well, thanks for keeping it real.

Beckett : Look, I get it. The whole street code thing, and all.

Beckett : But in my experience, Mario, guys like you

Beckett : end up catching another case sooner or later.

Beckett : And when you do, wouldn't you like to have

Beckett : a detective on your side?

Mendoza : No, thanks. I'm good.

Officer Gilbert Mazzara : He was my collar from back in the day. Guy ran dope for the Latin Kings.

Officer Gilbert Mazzara : - Latin Kings? - It's a violent street gang.


Here's a little hack for you. There you go


Esposito : we found these clamped to the wires on the security system.

Esposito : It basically cancels out the alarm signals before they reach the computer.

Esposito : It's called an ISI or...

Serena : An inductive signal interrupter.

This one's custom-made.

Serena : I recognize it. From where?

Serena : From a report I read on the 1992 Vermeer theft in Brussels.

Serena : The same thief used these to steal a dozen other paintings.

Serena : These are his signature. I know who took the Fist.

Serena : It's Falco.


Narrator : Kids, this is the story of the cab ride

That changed my life.

I know it sounds crazy, but for all I know

My life would be very different if I had taken, say...

That cab.

Or that cab.

God knows what would have happened

If I had gotten into that cab.


House : Feel free to tell his wife that he's not gonna die

House : but he is cheating on her.

Chase : Why would you want us to think that you...

Wilson : I didn't!

I wanted the guys in Boston to think that I had cancer.

House : I wanted the guys who were gonna implant a cool drug

right into the pleasure center of my brain to think that I had cancer!

Cameron : You faked cancer to get high?

House : I'm going to bed.

Chase : You're right. I don't like you.

House : Sure. Now that I'm not dying.


Might be some gold necklaces.

I think it's worth checking out,

so we're gonna swim down

and see if we can find anything, kay?

upbeat music

Ollie, I'm not seeing any treasure chests, are you?

- No I'm not.

- What should we do?

- We should check the other side of the pool.

- Yeah, let's check the other side of the pool,

see if we can find any treasure chests over there, okay?


- [Missy] Nope, nope, nope.

- [Bryan] It's pink inside.

Oh my god.

It's a girl.

Draco's a girl you guys.

- Mmm Mmm Mmm

- [Bryan] He don't care.

- [Missy] It's a girl.

- Draco isn't a boy.

He's a girl.

- He's a girl.

- [Bryan] So she's a girl.

- [Papa] Yes.

- She's a girl.

- [Bryan] Ollie what do you think?

- [Missy] She can have babies Ollie, it's okay.

Ollie crying

- [Bryan] Oh no, babe he's really upset that Draco's a girl.

- [Missy] Draco can have babies.

- I asked him, "If he's a girl can we still call him a boy?"

We said, "Yes."

laughing

- I feel so bad.

Oh no.

- [Missy] Sit down and talk to me.

- [Ollie] I don't want to.

- We can still call him a boy.

I'm still going to call him a boy.

- [Ollie] But if he's a boy he can't have babies.

- No he can, we can call him a boy but he has girl parts.


the shade or when there's no Sun well of course right as I say that the cloud

course right as I say that the cloud

course right as I say that the cloud blocks the Sun okay that's incredibly

blocks the Sun okay that's incredibly

blocks the Sun okay that's incredibly good they're a little bit sour and

good they're a little bit sour and

good they're a little bit sour and really creamy great little bananas

really creamy great little bananas

really creamy great little bananas they're almost like custardy


ALEX : What?

Burke. I thought you told me...

BURKE : I can't hold it still long enough to attach the graft. Look, I can't!

- You told me your hand was fine! - It's not fine!

You wanted to believe I was fine. You wanted me to be fine.


Ok, I was just fanting.

Monica : So you watched the movies?

Phoebe : What is happening to the world?

Monica : I mean... No, no, because E.T. Leaves...

Phoebe : ...and Rocky loses. Charlotte dies.

Richard : Charlotte who?

Phoebe : With the web. The spider.

She dies. She has babies and dies.

It's like, "Welcome home from the hospital." Thud!

Monica : You wanna feel better?


Ross : - Dad? - I'm here!

Joey : - Hey. - Hi.


See what it is.


Yeah, this is Detective Beckett. I've got a suspect at large.

I'm gonna need patrol sweeps of the area,

along with a full CSU team at the scene.

Doyle : Real charmer, that one. I can't believe you marry her.

Castle : How did you know I marry her?

Doyle : One of your book jackets, you know, "Richard Castle lives in New York

"with his wife Senator Beckett and their three children."

Doyle : - Senator? - Three kids?

DOYLE : Yeah. It was kind of hard for me to believe myself,

Doyle : given all the crazy stuff that goes on between you along the way.

Castle : Crazy stuff? What stuff?

Doyle : - You kidding me? She... - I'll call you back.


Ted : Be inalienable... As such...

Ted : For the future.

Arthur : Stuck the landing... bravo!

Arthur : Thank you.

Arthur : Security's gonna rough you up a bit on the way out.

Marshall : Guys, guys, this is not helping, okay?

Marshall : I can't have some big confrontation with arthur.

Marshall : I need this job, I... I need the money.

Ted : Yeah, but how good would it feel to walk in there tomorrow,

Ted : Tell him off and then quit?

Marshall : It's great to fantasize about,

Marshall : But nobody ever actually does it.

Barney : Gary blauman did it.


Alrighty. An 8.2-magnitude earthquake devastates Pasadena...

Sheldon : ...reducing mighty edifices to dust, enguIfing the city in flames...

Sheldon : ...the streets flow with blood and echo with the cries of the wounded.

Sheldon : Oh, excellent choice. Now, put on your hard hat and safety vest.


House : Anyone with an elevated sed rate gets to be Foreman's new roomie.

Cameron : - He should be a part of this. - He's a patient.

Cameron : - He's not irrational. - He's not objective.

Cameron : He's got the most motivation to get this diagnosed.

House : Right. You're not even friends with him. Why would you care?

There is an area of increased T2 attenuation in the cingulate cortex.

Chase : - Kind of mushy. - Cingulate cortex controls emotions.

House : This mushy spot explains the euphoria. Question is, what's causing the mush?

A question you might want to ask a neurologist.

Cameron : Foreman is a selfish jerk, but he's a neurologist

Cameron : and he's the only one who's been in that apartment.

House : This is why he shouldn't be here. You wouldn't call him a jerk if he was here.

House : If you think he screwed up at that apartment you'd keep it to yourself.

Joe : - No! I... - Well, we'll never know.

House : As long as he's not here, he's just like any other patient,

House : which means we can dump on him all we want.

House : What's eating the selfish jerk's brain?

Chase : West Nile or Eastern equine encephalitis would...

House : Test Foreman's blood.

Given that he's the only one who got it,

person-to-person transmission is less likely than some sort of deadly toxin

House : that Foreman picked up in the guy's home.

House : Who wants to go next?


And l remember all those mornings before you even put on your makeup...

...when l would think to myself, ''My God, she is beautiful.''

And it hurt so much because l knew l could never tell you.

Joey : But it was worth it just to be there looking at you.

Thanks, dude. This is great!

l got you something from Vermont.

Monica : Besides tampons and salt?

Joey : Oh, my God.

Monica : Maple candy. That's so sweet of you.


woman speaking Vietnamese

Okay. Let's try it out.

Okay.

Wow.

speaking Vietnamese

Okay.

Vietnamese durian.

Wow.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Look at that.

Oh, that is a tender one.

That is soft.

I prefer soft durian,

so let's try it out.


Cameron : His fingers are even darker.

His temperature's 102 and spiking.

Cameron : And the x-ray now shows lung infiltrates.


Beckett : and dump them where nobody would ever look.

If Michelle got onto this,

Castle : that accomplice might be the person who murdered her.

Beckett : Yeah, but how did she know to look for another boat?

It was recently enlisted as an asset in one of her divorce cases.

And, guys, you're never gonna guess who the accomplice is.

Castle : - Hello, Walter. - Can I help you?

Castle : Yeah, we're here to see a man about a boat.


Susan : Well, fine, if everyone wants to make jokes about our problems,

Susan : then I can, too.

Susan : Knock, knock. Who's there?

Susan : Our family is an embarrassment.

Randall : That's not much of a joke.

Sheldon : Okay.

Penny : Listen, Mom, I know you're nervous, but I promise you,

Penny : no one is gonna judge you or this family.

Susan : Oh, I'm sorry.

Susan : It's just we're meeting Leonard's parents

Susan : for the first time,

and-and they're academics and-and intellectuals,

Susan : and I don't want them thinking we're white trash.

Well, what color trash do you think they'll believe?

Mary : How could you think that I would spend the night

Mary : with a man I just met?

Sheldon : A man named Jesus convinced you to build a church in Africa.

Sheldon : You're kind of a sucker.

Leonard : Well, nothing happened, right?

I-It's over.

Leonard : Until we get married a third time,

Leonard : you guys will never have to see each other again.


College Lily : I'm in hewitt 220.

College Ted : No way. Hewitt 110.

College Ted : You should totally come by.

College Lily : Maybe I will, hewitt 110.

Crowd : Chug! Chug! Chug!

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Look at these drunk idiots.

College Ted : Hey, don't drink their two-dollar beer.

College Ted : This is a pinot noir.

College Ted : From europe.

Ooh.


Are you kidding? With the lilies, and the song and the stars?

It was really wonderful. Did you just make that up?

I thought of it when we were going out.

That's how I imagined I would ask you to marry me.

Wow.

Well, that would've been very hard to say no to.

It's a good thing I didn't do it, it sounds like a very expensive wedding.

Ross : -Okay, good night. -Good night.


We were soulmates.

Oh, then I'm sure you'll be able to tell us

Castle : where the two of you were yesterday

Castle : between the hours of 4 : 00 and 6 : 00 p.m.?

Colette : I was outside his apartment waiting for him.

Colette : But he never came.

Beckett : You had a very busy day yesterday.

Beckett : You were seen trying to break into his office just hours before that.

Colette : I was hoping to find some kind of clue.

Colette : Something that might lead me to his enemies.

Colette : His enemies?

Colette : Michael was a hunted man.

Beckett : Hunted by who?


until the end, to enjoy them all with us.

Let's eat.

And before we get into this big street food tour

of Istanbul, I wanna give a big thank you


What's going on out here?

- [Ollie] No.

- [Bryan] Ollie, what's going on?

- [Papa] Arg.

- [Bryan] Oh, you're dragging him around.

I don't know, I think Papa's had enough of this.

I don't know if you guys are going to be able to do

whole 24 hour challenge.

Oh, there we go.

laughs

- [Papa] Get that bolt off that oil pan.

laughter

- [Ollie] No.

- [Papa] The big one, get the bolt off the oil pan.

- [Bryan] You can do it, dude, you can do it.

laughter

- Don't move.

- Did you see the bolt, there's a big oil pan

on the bottom of the engine

and there's a bolt on it.

Get it off there.

- [Bryan] You can do it, Ollie I believe in you.

- Careful.

- Okay Papa, I know you are struggling.

If you want this to be over,

all you have to do is go in the house

and find the key.

- [Ollie] Never.

- [Papa] I might just keep him on there,

he's easier to move around.

- [Bryan] Yeah, right?

laughs

- [Bryan] That's so convenient.

Wee, oh jes.

- Okay.

- [Bryan] All right guys, good luck.

All you gotta do is find the key

and then you're free.

- Where would he hide the key?

- What is on his face?

laughter

- [Papa] I was trying to wipe it off.

- [Mimi] Oh my goodness.

- All right, you guys explore.

I'll let you know if you're getting colder or warmer.

Right now you're getting pretty cold.

- [Mimi] Colder.

- Yeah, you're getting colder even.

Anything under there?


she's tiny and she cools wrapped so

she's tiny and she cools wrapped so that's why I put it sideways this is a

that's why I put it sideways this is a

that's why I put it sideways this is a picture of three so she went for that

picture of three so she went for that

picture of three so she went for that that's really sorry so she like goes

that's really sorry so she like goes

that's really sorry so she like goes from there under that all the way into

from there under that all the way into

from there under that all the way into here and then she could climb out that

here and then she could climb out that

here and then she could climb out that way or that way now it's time for me to

way or that way now it's time for me to

way or that way now it's time for me to show you the bump this is about claim

show you the bump this is about claim

show you the bump this is about claim raised her lullabies Lee don't worry

raised her lullabies Lee don't worry

raised her lullabies Lee don't worry your love apart from this shouting book

your love apart from this shouting book

your love apart from this shouting book and now this is the sucking noise she

and now this is the sucking noise she

and now this is the sucking noise she love starting this is actually her real

love starting this is actually her real

love starting this is actually her real toy I just made us suck it off she loves

toy I just made us suck it off she loves sucking things

sucking things

sucking things she sucks it like this oh my gosh look


Nurse : I got a robot hand grasping a man's penis out here.

Howard : You think you could be a little more discreet?

Sheldon : I'm sorry, we don't have a code for

"robot hand grasping a man's penis."

Nurse : Why is it hooked up to a computer?

Leonard : Uh, it's what controls the arm.

Howard : But it's frozen.

Nurse : Did you try turning it off and back on again?

Howard : No, you see, it's more complicated than that.


yeah that's gonna cool why do you want

yeah that's gonna cool why do you want to go good idea

to go good idea

to go good idea let's go gee you're very proud and what

let's go gee you're very proud and what

let's go gee you're very proud and what about Kiba Calexico I let's go to the

about Kiba Calexico I let's go to the

about Kiba Calexico I let's go to the Cayman Islands okay are you ready let's


Sheldon : And apparently Wil wheaton's best friend.

Scene : - Sheldon. - Talk to the hand.

Raj : Does anyone have any words they'd like to say about our man of the evening?

l do.

As is the tradition, l've prepared a series of disrespectful jokes which generate humor...

Sheldon : ...at Howard's expense. Prepare to have your ribs tickled.

Sheldon : Howard, I always thought you'd be the last one of us to ever get married...

Sheldon : ...because you are so short and unappealing, am I right?


No. No, no, no, no. Forget it. I got nothing to say to you.

Oh, tough!

Castle : I know Beckett was here, and I know why.

So you're gonna call off your dogs right now.

Or what? You're gonna write something mean about me?

I'm gonna start a scholarship in your name,

Castle : and offer it to the children of the first inmate

Castle : who shanks you in the prison laundry.

You'd be wasting your money.

Castle : Oh, forgive me if I don't take your word for it.

Castle : What's so funny?

You.

Bracken : You come in here all on fire about your wife.

Bracken : You don't even know who she is.

Bracken : Sixteen years, Kate Beckett's been obsessed

Bracken : with solving her mother's murder.

Bracken : You really think she can turn off that kind of obsession?

Castle : Are you saying this is her fault?

I'm saying she's never gonna be happy just being Mrs. Castle.

Bracken : She needs to tilt at windmills.

Bracken : It's in her DNA. Like a moth to the flame.

Bracken : And we all know what happens to the moth in the end.


Thanks.

I'm going to pick up Mona. What are you doing tonight?

Oh, I got big Valentine's plans.

I got my Chinese food on the way, and your saltwater taffy.

Interestingly, it isn't made with seawater..

Rachel : We actually watched the documentary together.

Rachel : Oh, my Chinese food. I'll get my cash.


in the menu there are absolutely polar

in the menu there are absolutely polar opposite of each other and I guess in

opposite of each other and I guess in

opposite of each other and I guess in the food world two opposites mix of

the food world two opposites mix of

the food world two opposites mix of delicious that almost creates sort of a

delicious that almost creates sort of a

delicious that almost creates sort of a intoxicating flavor because it

intoxicating flavor because it

intoxicating flavor because it cantaloupe when it's really good

cantaloupe when it's really good

cantaloupe when it's really good antelope got this sweet almost champagne

antelope got this sweet almost champagne taste to it in the prosciutto the salty

taste to it in the prosciutto the salty

taste to it in the prosciutto the salty is so rich where you combine that

is so rich where you combine that

is so rich where you combine that together you first get him by the salty

together you first get him by the salty

together you first get him by the salty flavor of the pork then basically a

flavor of the pork then basically a

flavor of the pork then basically a waterfall of sweet nectar filled your

waterfall of sweet nectar filled your

waterfall of sweet nectar filled your mouth which dissipates the saltiness

mouth which dissipates the saltiness

mouth which dissipates the saltiness bring such a smooth balanced flavor to

bring such a smooth balanced flavor to

bring such a smooth balanced flavor to your taste budget that did its job

your taste budget that did its job

your taste budget that did its job delicious and made me hungry for what's

delicious and made me hungry for what's

delicious and made me hungry for what's to come

to come

to come the zucchini penne and dark meat sauce

the zucchini penne and dark meat sauce

the zucchini penne and dark meat sauce on egg noodles

on egg noodles

on egg noodles both of these pastas freshly made here

both of these pastas freshly made here

both of these pastas freshly made here gotta add some Parmesan cheese load it

gotta add some Parmesan cheese load it

gotta add some Parmesan cheese load it on so I'm going to start off with the

on so I'm going to start off with the

on so I'm going to start off with the zucchini pasta eating fresh pasta here

zucchini pasta eating fresh pasta here

zucchini pasta eating fresh pasta here Italy that is an absolutely dream come


portrayal as some Irish guy here a

portrayal as some Irish guy here a grandmother your great-grandmother just

grandmother your great-grandmother just

grandmother your great-grandmother just got a new iphone iphone7 you probably

got a new iphone iphone7 you probably

got a new iphone iphone7 you probably have the iPhone iPhone 400 she didn't

have the iPhone iPhone 400 she didn't

have the iPhone iPhone 400 she didn't she didn't understands the Tom

she didn't understands the Tom

she didn't understands the Tom recognition she's a problem we still eat

recognition she's a problem we still eat granola back in the day granola you

granola back in the day granola you

granola back in the day granola you probably have some virtual food we're

probably have some virtual food we're

probably have some virtual food we're gonna be late come on geez good boy I'll

gonna be late come on geez good boy I'll be I'll see you later I'm not making a

be I'll see you later I'm not making a

be I'll see you later I'm not making a big deal I'll see you later I'm gonna

big deal I'll see you later I'm gonna

big deal I'll see you later I'm gonna have a new baby okay LP you're gonna be

have a new baby okay LP you're gonna be

have a new baby okay LP you're gonna be good you're gonna be good uncle brother


That is so beautiful

Oh look at this

So we have a bing

Like a flatbread covered in sesame

And a huge crispy piece of that pork


bad serving tonight okay and this is

bad serving tonight okay and this is their Emma dot see the chilies and

their Emma dot see the chilies and

their Emma dot see the chilies and cheese and this one it looks kind of

cheese and this one it looks kind of

cheese and this one it looks kind of like darker and color than other

like darker and color than other

like darker and color than other versions we've had oh and I like how you

versions we've had oh and I like how you can immediately see all the seeds

can immediately see all the seeds

can immediately see all the seeds meaning that it should be nice and spicy

meaning that it should be nice and spicy Emma dot see

Emma dot see

Emma dot see it's it really is a good dish let me add

it's it really is a good dish let me add a little more to my rice oh and you can

a little more to my rice oh and you can

a little more to my rice oh and you can smell you can really smell those chilies

smell you can really smell those chilies this time a nice bowl of sauteed

this time a nice bowl of sauteed

this time a nice bowl of sauteed vegetables looks like mostly cabbage and


one go but it was so good it was so

one go but it was so good it was so worth it that that is the ultimate

worth it that that is the ultimate

worth it that that is the ultimate feeling of satisfaction perfect ending


go down and look for your costume.

- [Ollie] Also, me and you can come.

- Okay, and Luna can come too, right?

- [Ollie] Yeah.

- Okay Luna, you're a vampire doggy.

We need your help to find the vampire costume, okay?

We are now going down the stairs

in our spooky basement.

We're gonna see if we can find Ollie's costume.

Luna are you coming to help too?

Come on girl.

There's lots of crazy things in this basement you guys.

Look there's like some Halloween stuff in here,

gingerbread house kits, there's costumes.

Ooh, wrapping paper?

Look at this.

This is where we keep our wrapping paper stuff.

- [Ollie] And also, my pirates and steering wheel.

- [Bryan] Oh hey, look at these.

They're pirate bubbles


Thirteen : It's the real Jennifer.

Thirteen : Or at least the only one to show up

Thirteen : who actually has the birthmark.

Thirteen : He's renting her an apartment.

House : It'll end horribly.

Thirteen : Not for him.

Thirteen : She may take all his money,

Thirteen : and he may be a na : Ã¯ve idiot,

Thirteen : but he'll always be hopeful.

Thirteen : So he'll always be happy.

House : You lost your mother, you euthanized your brother,

House : you got the life expectancy of a pretty good sitcom.

House : If you can convince yourself that

you'll be miserable no matter what,

House : even without all that stuff,

House : then maybe you don't have to hate the universe

House : for dumping a giant turd on you.


Thirteen : Can I help you?

Woman : I'm his wife.

Woman : We're separated.

Woman : I heard he was sick. I just wanted to see him.

Woman : He's giving a kidney to someone he's never met?

Thirteen : He wants to, yeah.

Thirteen : I know he's talked about you.

Thirteen : He's been alone all this time.

Thirteen : I'm sure it would mean a lot to him to see you.

Woman : I wanted to spend my life with him,

Woman : but I need to feel like he loves me more than other people.

Woman : Like he loves our kids more.

Woman : Maybe that's selfish.

Woman : I should go.

Benjamin : Was that my wife?

House : I don't know.

Are you the guy, the kidney donor?

Benjamin : There was a problem, but I'm gonna try again.


The patient is refusing treatment because of honor,

Chase : and his brother is refusing to be his conservator because of honor.

House : Good, Taub's cured the patient.

Taub : I had to go to the bathroom. Bathroom's that way.

House : You just ran in from that way.

Taub : That one's been out of order for two days.

Taub : I had to go up to the third floor.

Taub : I'm not lying. It's out of order.

House : I believe you. I'm going to fix it.

Chase : We could treat if he doesn't know he's being treated.

Chase : Lace his sponge bath?

Park : Would take too long to reach his bloodstream.

Adams : What if we aerosolize steroids and blast the room?

House : Speaking of which.

House : It'd be too hard to get the prednisone concentrations right.

House : No one fixes anything unless they have a compelling reason.

And if we're going to treat,


Test confirmed Dr. House's diagnosis.


Phoebe : Hey, Ross.

l'm so glad someone's here. Could you zip me up?


Ross : A concept lost on some people.

It's okay to date a student?


Foreman : We were wrong about the rat poison.

House : Coagulopathy plus kidney equals what?

Hemolytic uremic syndrome.

House : Normal creatinine levels.

Foreman : She has elevated cholesterol.


Holy crap, you're beautiful.

All right then, how will you feel

When you can't sneak the occasional cigarette?

Oh, come on, robin doesn't smoke.

Wait, do you? Of course not.


Not even ted."

"especially not ted."

"know that I'll always be there in your heart

"whenever you need me,

"and that my love for you will never die.

"Love...

Marshall voiceover : Your marshmallow."


Bernadette : You told her we were going to get married

Bernadette : and she had a heart attack?

Howard : You can't take that personally.

Penny : How else is she supposed to take it?

Howard : What you've got to

Howard : keep in mind is that ever since my dad left,

Howard : I've been the whole world to my mother.

Howard : I mean, she'd be threatened by any woman

Howard : who can give me what she can't.

Bernadette : You mean sexual intercourse?

Howard : Well, when you say it like that you make it sound creepy.

Penny : What happened?

Bernadette : Howard's mother had a heart attack

Bernadette : because I have sex with him

Bernadette : and she can't.

Howard : Bernie, wait!

Sheldon to Raj : I'll give you $1,000 if you'll drive me home.

Priya : Nice of you to come for Howard.

Penny : Well, he's my friend. It's what you do.

Priya : I'm sorry, did I miss something?


Robin : But doesn't Marshall's mom hate you... The fact that you two aren't very close?

Ted, whispering : Sweet save.

Lily : Judy and I aren't besties, but today, whatever she needs,

Lily : I'm there. I'm on Judy duty.


Derek : Scissors.

Derek : Massage the heart, O'Malley.

Derek : I need to aspirate.

Colin : - Any air return? - 10 cc.

- End title CO2's starting to go up. - Heart's starting to beat.

George : Pressure's 60 over 40. It's low but it's there.

Colin : She's gonna make it.

George : Should I start closing her up?

George : Dr. Shepherd?

Derek : O'Malley, I just sliced my friend's chest open, give me a moment.

Colin : That's very well handled, Dr. Shepherd. Very impressive indeed.

Not something to do every day, thank you.

Derek : - What happened? - Patient had a venous air embolism.

Colin : He had to split her chest open, massage her heart,

Colin : and manually aspirate right in the middle of his procedure.


Matilda : Whenever they've had a bad day at work or at home,

Matilda : they've come to us, we are their escape.

Matilda : We are their fantasy!

Matilda : It's the clothing that stitches it all together!


machine oh it on up pull about

machine oh it on up pull about aerodynamics here on that one boom yeah

aerodynamics here on that one boom yeah

aerodynamics here on that one boom yeah you see the winds going to go up grab

you see the winds going to go up grab

you see the winds going to go up grab the fin and viraja Lee settles down just

the fin and viraja Lee settles down just how it works

how it works

how it works kisses yeah you can't lie that's pretty

kisses yeah you can't lie that's pretty

kisses yeah you can't lie that's pretty awesome

awesome

awesome oh it's all it yeah let's get her up in


Alex : She's not unattended. I came up with her. She's...

You can leave now, Dr. Karev.

Addison : Irresponsible even for an intern.

What? You disagree?

Izzie : She wanted to see her friend. I mean, what was he supposed to do, tackle her?

Addison : Dr. Stevens, why don't you get our new patient into a bed? Shall we?

Derek : Can you feel that, Miss Krasnoff?

Bonnie : You're a cute doctor. Cute doctors get to call me by my first name.

Derek smiling : - Bonnie? - Mmm.

OK, Bonnie. Can you feel that, Bonnie?

Bonnie : Can I feel what? Oh. Well, I guess that's a no.

Doctor : - Dr. Shepherd? - Yes.

George : - I got the labs. - Great, thank you.

Derek : Here you go. Hold that, please.

Derek : Could you try to wiggle your toes, Mr. Maynard?

Tom : - Are they moving? - Yes, they are.

Tom half chuckles happy : - Good. That's good, right? - Yes, it is. Yes, it is.


This isn't something that we just impulsively decided to do in Vegas.

Monica : This is something that we both really want.

Monica : And it is going to happen.

Monica : It is?

Really?

Monica : Yeah, sweetie.

You mean, we're not gonna live together anymore?


Howard : Not until he stops humping his way up my family tree!

Amy : Sheldon, this is silly.

Amy : I'm not missing another prom.

Amy : I'm going upstairs now.

Amy : Good-bye.


Darrien : There was a raid.

Darrien : Andre needed to do something to slow the cops down.

Thirteen : He stabbed you as a distraction?


want to tell you a Really quick little Story When i was about 5 Years old My


now she has to soak the rice first alone 102 hours okay this is such a cool house

102 hours okay this is such a cool house check this out there's a mango tree

check this out there's a mango tree

check this out there's a mango tree right here we've got to be kind of

right here we've got to be kind of

right here we've got to be kind of careful stepping on this section because

careful stepping on this section because there are some there are some missing

there are some there are some missing

there are some there are some missing planks but then you come over here and


George to himself : Damn it.

Come on! Damn it.

Cristina : - What are you doing out of bed? - I gotta get a candy bar.


[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]


l just feel...

...that the chemistry isn't right. l'm sorry.

Ross : We're more than happy to give you a good recommendation.

No, that's okay. l had a lot of offers from other families.

l just picked you guys because...

-...l liked you the best. -Oh, damn you, Geller!


Sandra : Hush, hush, hush.

- Oh, no. What's wrong, Cosmo? - STOPS CRYING

Beckett : - You're still here? - Yeah.

Sandra : I've been trying to locate a foster family,

Sandra : but because it's Thanksgiving week, no one's available.

I'm gonna have to bring him to the County Crisis Center

Sandra : until I can find someone who can take him.

Castle : I thought you said there weren't any beds.

Sandra : When it's this crowded, they have to double up.

Castle : There's no other options?

Sandra : That's the only place that can take an infant.

Castle : Well, what if we take him?

Castle : Wait. What?

Castle : Well, we've already bonded. I got all the stuff.

WHISPERS No, no! Castle, I told you...

Castle : I know, I know, you haven't been around babies that much.

Castle : Not a big deal. I got this. I'm the Baby Whisperer.

Beckett : Look, she's not gonna just give you a baby.

I'm sure that there are background checks

Beckett : and forms that we have to fill out, right?

Not if the baby officially remains in the custody of the NYPD.

Sandra : And you guys have done SINGSONGY an amazing job so far.

Castle : What do you say, Beckett?

Castle : Wanna have a baby?

Castle : Come on, it'll be fun!

CRYING

WHISPERS Sorry.

EXHALES


And I've got earth science, but I'll catch you in gym?

-ls this just gonna be you and Carol? -Susan will be there too.

We've got dads, we've got lesbians. The whole parenting team.

-lsn't that gonna be weird? -lt might have been at first...

... but now I'm comfortable with it.

-Ross, that's my jacket. -I know.


Greg House : It's not whether you win or lose.

Lawrence Kutner : Respiratory failure and large lymph nodes.

Greg House : Whatever this is, he's not gonna be breathing much longer.

Amber Volakis : Does Foreman being here means the game's over?

Greg House : It means the patient's life is almost over.

Greg House : You can call it what you want.

Greg House : We're done, people. Come on!

I need ideas. I don't care who they come from.


[Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] that's not appropriate for our logs I


Sheldon : in our living room,

Sheldon : and night after night of uninformative TV documentaries

Sheldon : about the Jersey Shore.

Leonard : Suffered in silence?

Sheldon : Yes.

Sheldon : And I'd thank you to do the same.

Reall-- Silence?!

sighs : Ah.

Raj : Nothing makes beer taste better than

Raj : cool clear Rocky Mountain spring water.

Raj : Where are the Rocky Mountains, anyway?

Howard : Philadelphia.

Amy : Really?

Raj : I thought they were out West someplace.

Howard : Think about it, Raj.

Where did the movie Rocky take place?

Howard : Philadelphia.

Raj : Okay, now I get it.

Penny : So this is the plan?

Penny : From now on, we're just gonna hide out in here

Penny : to avoid the Shamy?


Chief Webber : Well, actually, Liz, I was gonna give you to Meredith Grey.

Liz : Ellis's daughter?

Chief Webber : Yes, she's an intern this year.

Chief Webber : Thought you'd have something to talk about.

Liz : Oh, I doubt that.

Liz : I was Ellis's scrub nurse for 18 years, practically lived with that woman.

Liz : I didn't meet that daughter once.

Burke : Anyway, Shepherd has her on the guy with the nails in his head.

Cristina : There's a guy with nails in his head?

Burke : Seven of them.


Raj : Really? Us gonna tell him?

SHELDON : Who's going to tell whom about what?

Sheldon. Hey. Hi.

Sheldon : Your surprise confuses me. I live here.

Howard : Right.

Howard : So, listen, what are you doing tomorrow afternoon?

Sheldon : -Be more specific. -Four-thirty.


[DOOR OPENS]

- Howard, is everything okay? - Yeah, baby, I'll be right in.

Sheldon : You brought a girl to the Mars-rover control room?

Howard : Yeah, I picked her up in the bar. She's a doctor.

Howard : One free barium enema...

Howard : ...and my mother won't care she's not Jewish.

Leonard : Wait a minute, so the eye patch and the insults worked?

Howard : No, there were three other guys with eye patches. It was a fiasco.

What did work was, "How'd you like to visit a secret government facility?"

Sheldon : So, what exactly do you want us to do?


every day we'd be at the minidisc oh

every day we'd be at the minidisc oh yeah

yeah

yeah agenda comes around a second lap oh my

agenda comes around a second lap oh my

agenda comes around a second lap oh my god is hit Cena just in that she's a

god is hit Cena just in that she's a

god is hit Cena just in that she's a head oh so we've had a very actual that

head oh so we've had a very actual that

head oh so we've had a very actual that day today a post-holiday day no so much


Rachel : Do we really have to watch this while we eat?


tender intestines and organ meat.

If you like organ meat, wow!

This is a hearty breakfast here.

Oh yeah, this is exactly what I

needed to finish this bowl off.

light electronic music


Mr. Gibson : Oh, Dr. Montgomery-Shepherd.

- Are those my wife's test results? - Yes, they are actually.

Addison : There's no infection.

Addison : I'm scheduling a C-section this afternoon.

Addison : I was actually going to go up after lunch and tell her.

Addison : - Mr. Gibson... - You do look like Catherine Deneuve.

I'm talking to you about your wife...

Addison : - giving birth to your baby. - I know.

Mr. Gibson : I'm sorry. May I?

Mr. Gibson : Listen, I don't mean to focus on your looks.

You seem very kind, intelligent. You're a doctor.

Mr. Gibson : I don't mean to objectify or harass you in any way.

Mr. Gibson : I'm usually not this awkward, but...

Mr. Gibson : you're just so extraordinarily beautiful.

I understand if a woman like you doesn't want to eat with me.


Craig : I don't know what you guys are talking about.

Craig : I didn't install any hidden cameras.

Beckett : Your name's on the purchase order.

Castle : As is your signature.

Beckett : You violated the Expectation of Privacy Act.

Beckett : Do you know that I can arrest you for that?

Craig : Yeah. I mean, I mean, no.

Castle : Or you could just tell her

Castle : who hired you to install the surveillance equipment.


lt bodes well for me that speed impresses you.

Monica : -We're gonna see each other naked. -Yep.

-You want to do it at the same time? -Count of three?


Phoebe : I have to respect her decision, right?

-That's a good call. -That's right.

Ross : Enough is enough.

I'm sorry you feel guilty about spending time with your new mom.

But this isn't your old mom.

Ross : This is a cat.

Ross : Julio the cat.


Delicious.

- Yes.

- Tasty. Oh, yeah.

The sizzle of that amazing, delicious looking tawa chicken.


Derek : - Hey, you got a minute? - You ready to talk?

Derek : Uh, my patient, Kendra Thomas. She's brain dead.

Derek : Her parents want to keep her alive to have the baby.

Addison : You want me to talk to the parents?

I tried, but you're neonatal, you might have a better shot at it than I do.

Cristina : - OK. - You can give them a more detailed...

Addison : I said I'd do it.

Addison : Mr. And Mrs. Thomas.

Addison : Dr. Shepherd asked me to talk to you about your daughter.

Mr. Thomas : We've made up our mind. She's having the baby.

Addison : I know Kendra meant the world to you

Addison : and I know the terrible grief you must be going through,

Addison : but from a medical standpoint, this is a very bad idea.

Well, if we wanted your opinion, miss, we'd ask for it.

It's just... we love our daughter. Please try to understand.

Addison : I do understand. I do.

Addison : You think if you love her enough or love her baby enough

that will keep her close to you.

Addison : But she's already gone and if you go with this, you're risking...

Addison : I mean, if Kendra were to contract an infection,

Addison : she could pass it on and it could cause brain damage...

Mr. Thomas : We're taking our chances.

Now they keep organ donors alive after they're... gone.

Mrs. Thomas : Why not Kendra?

Addison : Organ donors aren't kept alive for six months. Your daughter is brain dead.

Addison : She can't regulate body temperature, hormone output.

Addison : These things are very important for a fetus.

- You can regulate that stuff, right? - We could try. I...


Beckett : Where are we on surveilling Caleb Brown

Beckett : and connecting him to LokSat?

Vikram : Exactly where we were last week.


[MUMBLING]


Adam : late one night last week.

Beckett : And you couldn't think of a better way of settling this

Beckett : other than a duel?

Adam : We just thought it'd be funny.

And Danny swore that we couldn't get hurt.

Castle : Shooting at each other?

Adam : He ran all these complex equations. He said, said that at 40 paces,

Adam : there was no chance that we could actually hit each other.

Adam : Something about 18th Century guns having no rifling in the barrel.

Castle : So if you couldn't kill each other, what was the point of the duel?

Adam : To impress Julia.

Adam : She would never get serious with geeks like us.

But we figured that maybe if she saw us duel over her, then...

Maybe that one of us could...

Ryan : Julia confirmed that she was the only other person present at the duel.

Ryan : No one else knew.

All right, let her go.

Beckett : How do you point the gun at someone and shoot

Beckett : and not expect to kill them?

Castle : Well, they were blinded by the romance of it all.

Castle : And Goldstein did the math.

Beckett : Well, between this and the Lower Tide Fund,

maybe he's not such a genius.

Castle : Maybe he's just unlucky.

Beckett : Well, then I've got a problem

Beckett : because I have to make a recommendation to the DA

Beckett : between murder and manslaughter.

Beckett : The difference being life in prison or just a couple of years.

Beckett : I mean, are antique guns really so inaccurate?

Castle : Only one way to find out.


again this oh oh it's so outside today

again this oh oh it's so outside today

again this oh oh it's so outside today all day I was like let's plan on the ROI

all day I was like let's plan on the ROI gasps hey I know cuz I actually told


- I took a nap today. - Oh.

laughs

Okay, you guys, I found a baby maker app!

You guys wanna see what your future

brother or sister will look like?

This is the app.

I'm gonna hit start,

and we have to select the baby's skin tone.

Probably light skinned.

And I'm gonna choose parent one from the camera.

All right, parent one is going to be, daddy.

- [Missy] Finn wants in on this.

You wanna see what your baby brother or sister

will look like? - Yeah.

- All right.

Parent two.

This one's gonna be mommy.

Should we choose that photo?

Yep. - Yep.

- All right, it's making our baby!

- [Missy] Oh my gosh!

- What is our baby gonna look like?

Wait, did I say a boy or girl?

phone dings

- No. - Complete!

Do you wanna see?

- [Missy] What is it?

- I hope it's a girl!

- If you hope it's a girl, smash that thumbs up button!

Let's see what this looks like.

Is the baby ready, Finn?

- Yeah. - Where's the baby?

- Here? - Oh.

No, the baby's not there!

The baby's right here!

You wanna see? - Yeah.

- All right you guys, let's tap to continue.

- Oh my gosh. - Oh wow!


But somehow the egg flavor kind of pinpoint

what makes you so different than like all the other omelets that I've had I feel like the eggs are just different level of

Freshness and quality and let me a little radish in here. Oh

That omelette is spectacular


Ryan : I'd like to make a toast.


No, l' m still working on mine.

Chandler : -That's it? -Yeah, it was really hard.

-Yeah, the hug looked pretty brutal. -You weren't there.

-Sorry. -How are things going?

Going? Things are not going. She got me socks.

These go with your Rockys. She really cares about you l' m sorry.

Coming through. Move. Move!

Excuse me! I was kind of using that machine.

Yeah, well, now you' re kind of not.

Rachel : But I saved it. I put my basket on top.


Robin : But you find it irresistible when Becky does?

Robin : I don't get it.

Robin : The Ted that I went out with was attracted to the kind of woman

Robin : who could use a steak knife without supervision.

Ted : For your information, Becky doesn't like steak, she likes "spasghetti".

Ted : Spaghetti.

Ted : And more importantly, she makes me feel needed.

Robin : Needed?

Robin : She makes training wheels feel needed.

Ted : It's nice to feel needed. And you know what?

Ted : It's not a feeling guys get when they're with you.

Barney : Son...

Marvin : Viking lore tells us that to ensure the continuation

Marvin : of your noble male lineage...

get a big bowl of ice

Marvin : and dunk your man sack right in there!

Judy : You two and your football.


I gotta get home.

GGT's normal, that rules out alcohol.

What about serum protein?

Kutner : It's positive.

Taub : Kind of assumed he had protein.

Taub : It's how much protein he has that we care about.

He's positive for syphilis.

Do you mind if I give you a performance review?

Kutner : Not the patient. House. He has syphilis.

Female Soap Character : What happened?

Male Soap Character : Every time I searched my soul, I found Anna.

Female Soap Character : Are you going to tell Marie?

House : I have to.

Female Soap Character : It will destroy her!

Will it be any worse...

Yes?

You might want to turn the off TV.

House : I'm multitasking. Also doing my taxes. And Cuddy.

What did you find out?

Taub : Patient has hepatitis.

House : I assume from your omission of the word "viral" before the "hep"

House : that it's not another STD.

House : Put him on steroids and test him for sarcoid before the liver failure

House : becomes liver failed.

Thirteen : We're all doing this.


to your every whim, your every movement, every...


Bailey : While we take care of your mother, you can catch up on charting,

Bailey : run samples to the lab, go over...

Meredith : I told you, I'm fine.

Bailey : And I appreciate that you're fine.

Bailey : I have to anticipate a certain level of distraction from you.

Bailey : Even in the face of all that fine-ness. So scut. Now.


Phoebe : Rachel has a new doll!

I wish he was a doll. I'd get a Rachel doll and bump them together...

...and make kissing noises.

He's got the most beautiful name. I never realized. Joshua.

Joshua.

Rachel : Joshua. Josh.

Hello?

Hi.

Phoebe : What do I smell?

I don't know. It smells good.

Monica : Fresh cookies! Hot from the oven.


Castle : Good morning, Your Honor.

Judge Wollcott : Mr. Castle, you can't be in here.

Castle : And yet here I am.

Castle : Your Honor, I was made a fool of yesterday on the stand.

Castle : I have a reputation to protect. So I would like a do-over.

- A "do-over?" - A do-over.

Okay, two things. One, that's stupid.

And two, your presence in my chambers is highly unethical.

I could hold you in contempt of court for this.

Castle : Well, I'd like to see you try.

Judge Wollcott : Reggie, come in here, please.

Judge Wollcott : Mr. Castle, I'm aware of your friendship with the mayor.

Judge Wollcott : So even though you don't deserve it, I'm gonna let you go.

Judge Wollcott : Reggie, escort him out of the building, please.

Oh.

Castle : Your Honor, I see you attended Iaw school at Hudson University.

Castle : That explains why you're so bad at your job.

Richard Castle : Excuse me?

Castle : Yes, you see, uh, everyone knows

Castle : only criminals attend Hudson University.

Castle : I, myself, have solved three homicides there.

Castle : - Hello? - Gloria Wollcott, please?

Speaking.

Martha : Yes, this is Tri-Mountain Security calling.


No, it's not what I want.

I'm glad you guys were bonding but...

Look, he doesn't have any siblings.

Somebody has to teach him this stuff.

I haven't taught him anything a normal 6-year-old doesn't know.

Rachel : - Crap! - I gotta go.

Ross : - Hey. - Hey.


Whoa, a bearded dragon.

- [Missy] Do you love it?

- That is awesome.

- [Missy] Is that what you wanted for your birthday?


Bailey : My legs are swollen. I've got indigestion and gas.

Bailey : Did you know that carrying a boy in your uterus means you burn 10%% more calories

Bailey : than if you had a girl? Guess what I'm carrying.

I try for seven damn years, and a month before my fellowship notifications,

Bailey : the stick turns blue. Men.

Bailey : From the very beginning they just suck the life right out of you.

Bailey : I'm not leaving. I'm pregnant.


-Where is that CD? -I'll save you time.

Two hundred CDs, not one of them in the right case.


Sheldon : Leo, this is Penny, our friend and neighbor.

Penny : Hi, Leo, how are you feeling?


Why?

House : Because this patient is the highest priority.


help Izzie we're gonna we're just gonna

help Izzie we're gonna we're just gonna try and move like one or two things just

try and move like one or two things just so like we're walking to the house will

so like we're walking to the house will

so like we're walking to the house will feel like oh my goodness we're actually

feel like oh my goodness we're actually

feel like oh my goodness we're actually moving because you he just feels like

moving because you he just feels like

moving because you he just feels like we're not we're building a house but I

we're not we're building a house but I

we're not we're building a house but I don't feel like we're actually moving so

don't feel like we're actually moving so that's we're gonna raise today that's

that's we're gonna raise today that's

that's we're gonna raise today that's gonna everyone's gonna feel great but

gonna everyone's gonna feel great but

gonna everyone's gonna feel great but it's going to be a good time smells nice

it's going to be a good time smells nice today hmm

today hmm

today hmm well it's much better than painting like

well it's much better than painting like whatever they done no that's good we're

whatever they done no that's good we're

whatever they done no that's good we're gonna fill that up

oh I think it's lovely oh you can see

oh I think it's lovely oh you can see

oh I think it's lovely oh you can see our range is the range one for this


Gaeng som by Son Don.


they're gonna be tomorrow Amenia do you

they're gonna be tomorrow Amenia do you want to look 10 years younger what would

want to look 10 years younger what would you look like if you were 10 years

you look like if you were 10 years

you look like if you were 10 years younger huh

younger huh

younger huh what if you give what if you gotta let

what if you give what if you gotta let

what if you give what if you gotta let see it to look 10 years younger

what Pina I want you to climb all the

what Pina I want you to climb all the

what Pina I want you to climb all the way to the top all right

way to the top all right

way to the top all right Eduardo go go quickly

Eduardo go go quickly

Eduardo go go quickly Oh media's going for it I mean yeah


Foreman : External EEG could get confused

Foreman : if there are multiple structural abnormalities.

Foreman : If we perform the EEG inside the skull,

Foreman : it could show us where to biopsy.

House : Brilliant. Go. Do.

Foreman : I'd also like to talk to you about...

This is going to be personal, isn't it?

Yeah.

FOREMAN : We'll use a small drill to get inside his skull.


So lily's not back in town,

Ted : And she doesn't have a boyfriend?

Th-that's good news, right?

Ted : Yeah.

Marshall : I don't know.

Marshall : Those credit card charges

Marshall : Were the only remaining connection I had to her.

Marshall : I don't know where she is or what she's doing.

Marshall : She was my whole life, man, and now she's-she's gone.

You know, first day of college, I showed up,

And-and I got up to my room, and there was my roommate,

Ted : Lying on the bed with his feet up on the wall.

Ted : Had headphones on, big smile on his face

Ted : Like he just didn't give a crap.

Ted : Happy.

Ted : Confident. Not afraid of anything.


Barney : that's as clear as a signal gets, so...

Barney : I'm so sorry, man.

Ted : You're right.

Ted : She's all yours, buddy.

Ted : I'd say hump her brains out, but someone obviously already has.

Good for you.

Robin : Ted Mosby does not take advantage of poor, helpless honeys.

Ted : Yeah, actually, there's another reason that I didn't go home with her.

Judy : He's gay!


oh you little monkey stain little monkey all right now will everybody wouldn't oh

all right now will everybody wouldn't oh oh oh monkey yeah well I say you join us

oh oh monkey yeah well I say you join us at the end of the evening he is wearing

at the end of the evening he is wearing

at the end of the evening he is wearing her ballet outfit still videos at Bali

her ballet outfit still videos at Bali

her ballet outfit still videos at Bali today with your fun in ballet ballet is

today with your fun in ballet ballet is

today with your fun in ballet ballet is that oh the mera mera that looks like

that oh the mera mera that looks like

that oh the mera mera that looks like Rama a little bit ya know are you taking

Rama a little bit ya know are you taking water Meritage did you put your hand in

water Meritage did you put your hand in

water Meritage did you put your hand in renewed water where are you going with

renewed water where are you going with

renewed water where are you going with that child why what's so funny what are

that child why what's so funny what are

that child why what's so funny what are you laughing at okay what what you can't

you laughing at okay what what you can't get that is I not normal hmm you gotta

get that is I not normal hmm you gotta

get that is I not normal hmm you gotta have work okay actually turns over a few


Chandler : I'm getting my nails done!

You said it was going to be fun.

Which it kind of is.

You said there would be guys. There are no guys.

There's one right over there.

That's a mailman!

That's our mailman!

Hi, how are you...

Don't worry. This doesn't make you any less of a guy.

Rachel : That does.

Rachel : What am I sitting on?

What was this woman scratching when this broke off?

You know who had nails like that?

Oh...

...my...

...God!

The One with All the Rugby


Monica : Look, Phoebe!

Oh, Marcel! Come here!

Luisa : Step aside, ladies.

Monica : -What are you gonna do? -Just a tranquilizer.

Monica : Run, Marcel, run!

Damn!

Monica : -Are you okay? -I think so.


Howard : Hey, Bernie.

Hey. How's my little astronauttie hottie?

Howard : Okay, I guess.

Howard : It's just being cooped up in this tin can for weeks on end is starting to get to me.

Bernadette : Hang in there. You just have a couple more days to go and you'll be home.

- I know. - I gotta get back to work. I love you.

Howard : Love you too. Hey, Bernie...

Howard : ...before you go, can you do something for me?

Bernadette : What do you want me to do?

Howard : Okay, here it is.

Howard : I really miss gravity.

Howard : Can you drop something so I can watch it fall?

Really? You're serious?


l should have sent you to the custom car cover place in AItadena.

Howard : They have her pattern on file.

Ha-ha. Humorous.

Sheldon : Now, will you please present my paper to Professor Hawking?

- l don't know. - Oh, for heaven's sake.

l did your laundry. l pee-pee-proofed your beIt buckles.

l even sprained my wrist helping your mother lift her bosom.

Howard : All right, Sheldon. There's only one thing left I want you to do.

Howard : - Don't worry, it's an easy one. - Okay.

Howard : Give me a compliment.

Penny : Fine.

Sheldon : You have very tiny hands.

Howard : No. About my job.

l want you to tell me I'm good at what I do.


Agent Mark Fallon : people flock to the emergency rooms, overwhelm the system.

Agent Mark Fallon : It's like we're being attacked all over again.

Agent Mark Fallon : If we can't find the bomb, maybe we can find the target.

Agent Mark Fallon : Pull everybody you got.

Agent Mark Fallon : Give me a list of every significant event

Agent Mark Fallon : going on in the city for the next 48 hours.

Agent Mark Fallon : Any place where people might gather

Agent Mark Fallon : - in large numbers. - This is New York City.

Montgomery : There are a hundred events going on every day.

Montgomery : We have to narrow it down.

Agent Mark Fallon : Focus on anything political or government related.

Agent Mark Fallon : There any sporting events going on?

What's happening at the U. N?

Agent Mark Fallon : Maybe there's a reason they're choosing to strike now.

Ryan : Sir, can I speak with you alone?

Montgomery : Excuse us.


Ryan : Hey, Javi.

So, we took down Stone.

Esposito : Nobody's hurt, everybody's fine. It's over.

Ryan : It's not over, man.

Esposito : What? What do you mean, "It's not over"?

I don't want a ticker-tape parade or anything like that,


When are you gonna stop making Cylon toast?

Sheldon : When I have enough to destroy the human toast...

Sheldon : ...on the Battlestar known as Galactica.

Sheldon : Is that what you're wearing to watch football?

Leonard : -What's wrong with a football jersey? -Nothing.

Sheldon : That, however, appears to be a football cocktail dress.

It's the smallest size they had.

Leonard : Except the one for dogs.

Leonard : I can't believe they had one for dogs.

Sheldon : Oh, yes. Canine football fans are a common sight in Texas.

Sheldon : Cats, however, refuse to wear sporting apparel.

Sheldon : My sister found that out the hard way.


Lucas : You gonna get that?


So?

Foreman : We couldn't confirm the source of the bleeding,

Foreman : but we did biopsy some...

Chase : - Blood blisters. - You mean papules.

House : Come on, Cameron. Who's right?

Cameron : Chase is. Negative for Erdheim-Chester.

House : Let me see.

House : If it's not Erdheim-Chester...

Chase : It's exactly what we said before, a garden-variety viral gastroenteritis.

Chase : Can we go back to the party?

House : Do a kidney biopsy.

Ester's shut down in exactly...

This kid is not Ester.

Chase : You screwed up. She died. I'm sorry.

Chase : But that does not mean this kid is dying as well.

Jeez, you're testy when you don't get any fuzz. Come on.

Sarah : What'd the test say?

Chase : Colonoscopy was clean.

Chase : And the biopsy was negative for Erdheim-Chester.

Alan : So Ian's going to be all right? It was just some sort of virus.


Why didn't you pick me?

Fine.

The reason I was leaning a little bit more toward Rachel than you...

is just, you know, you're...

Phoebe : high maintenance. Let's go to lunch!


cucumbers cabbage bunch of sesame seeds

Tons of chili on what looks like some kind of - looks like little bits of seafood on. topnoodles again on the bottom

And what I was told before coming here was that these will be some of the chewiest

Spongiest noodles I can find in Seoul

This is anchovy broth, very very flavorful.


Robin : Well, there's only one possible way to avoid getting deported.

Robin : My lawyer said I could become an American citizen.

Barney : Perfect. Problem solved. Welcome aboard.

Robin : Well, it's not that simple.

Robin : I'm a Canadian. I was born there.

Robin : My family's there. It's who I am.

Barney : I know, and it's provided us with a lot of laughs.

Barney : But, Robin,

Barney : if you want to live here, work here

Barney : and throw chairs at people here, you have to do this.

Robin : Well, there's a citizenship test tomorrow.


Howard : Because no one from the future

Howard : has come back to kill us.

Leonard : Very funny.

Howard : You got something better?

Leonard : Well, not really.

Howard : Okay, then.

toilet flushes

Howard : Geez, how much wine did you drink?

Leonard : Not a lot. I just couldn't start until you walked away.


Penny : for any surprises that might happen tomorrow.

Amy : What surprises?

Sheldon : Oh.

Bernadette : We don't want to spoil anything,

Bernadette : but you should know that Sheldon said he's ready to be physical.

You shut your damn mouth!

Amy : You actually heard him say this?

Penny : Yes. He said he wants to do something

Penny : to show you how much you mean to him.

exhales I-I can't believe it. I...

Amy : I don't know what to say.

Bernadette : Well, we're really happy for you,

Bernadette : and we know how much he cares...

I do know what to say! Let's get me waxed!

whirring

Arthur : Why isn't it ever Angie Dickinson's bedroom?


Bernadette : Sure, sometimes.

Bernadette : I mean, it can be a little awkward

Bernadette : since I make so much more money than Howie.


George : It's not too late to call her.

George : You know, moms like that, surprises on their birthdays.

George : You know, it's very Hallmark.

Mrs. Glass : I'm 47, you know?

Mrs. Glass : I'm 47 and having a baby, which is kind of a miracle,

Mrs. Glass : and it kind of sucks, if you see what I mean.

[Sighs]

We'd given up on the kid thing about a year ago.

Mrs. Glass : You know, fertility treatments, acupuncture needles in my eyes.

Mrs. Glass : Well, not really, but it felt like it.

It was like, "Screw this. I want my life back."

Mrs. Glass : Then one awesome night on the beach with a bottle of merlot...


Howard : But before I go...

Howard : ...would you mind if I just take one picture of us together for my Facebook page?

Summer : Sure.


Foreman : Except no abdominal pain, patient hasn't lost his appetite

Foreman : and the last I checked, the gastrointestinal tract isn't connected to the heart.

House : Yeah, but other than that, real good.

Thirteen : Nasopharyngeal angiofibrosis.

House : I just said it wasn't a nasal tumor.

Cole : Stomach cancer. Tumor causes bleeding,

Cole : body's reaction to the tumor causes paraneoplastic syndrome,

Cole : which leads to heart block.

House : Finally, someone who is not just a pretty face.

House : You and Taub, run the scope, find the tumor.

Taub : Could be dangerous. If the bleeding was caused by liver failure

Taub : as a result of the intracranial pressure...

House : Liver is the one organ you can't ascribe to intracranial pressure.

True.


Jane : What was that?

Hey, how's... Ava?

Jane : I don't think I'm gonna know the answer to that for a little while.

Jane : What do you say we talk about you and the redhead instead?

Alex : Well, the redhead's my boss, so...

Alex : - So? - So it's complicated.

Mr. Torres : - And? - And...

Some of us just have to move on to plan B...

and make the best of it.

Cristina : It has to be small... Just you and me...

And Meredith... And.. And Shepherd, too, if you want. But that's it.

And a justice of the peace. I know you're...

Cristina : spiritual and stuff, but

I... I don't want any rabbis or ministers, nothing religious.

We'll just...

Cristina : make an appointment at city hall, and

that'll be that.

Cristina : And no veil.

I don't want to get married with mosquito net all over my face.


Monica : I'll prove it to you, okay.

Monica : I dropped a pen in my lap, and it left an ink stain on the crotch.

Monica : When she comes back, I will find it and show you that stain!


Taub : Individual donors can bypass the registry,

Taub : but there are a lot of other factors.

Taub : Blood type... I've given him blood.

Taub : It's not just... Please.

Charlotte : If I go before him, I want you to give him my heart.

Taub : This isn't over yet.

Charlotte : For me.

Charlotte : But it is for him, isn't it?

Yes.

Thirteen : Remy Hadley. I also answer to 13.

Thirteen : I sometimes sleep with you.


carrots they chopped up some some fresh

carrots they chopped up some some fresh chilies especially for me so I'm very

chilies especially for me so I'm very

chilies especially for me so I'm very thankful for that

yeah that bumps up the flavor that bumps up the heat I think there's a little bit

up the heat I think there's a little bit of tomato in it maybe just a little bit

of tomato in it maybe just a little bit

of tomato in it maybe just a little bit of tomato enos in there but really it's

of tomato enos in there but really it's

of tomato enos in there but really it's like a kind of like very little

like a kind of like very little

like a kind of like very little seasoning but just the natural


a car which is the grilled fish and they they cop it with some sun ball and then

they cop it with some sun ball and then

they cop it with some sun ball and then they just roasted it over a crazy hot

they just roasted it over a crazy hot

they just roasted it over a crazy hot fire with a blower and again I'll set

fire with a blower and again I'll set

fire with a blower and again I'll set this on the rice add some of that Sun

this on the rice add some of that Sun

this on the rice add some of that Sun balm up on it that's good too


Ben : Is this because of the medication? Is it normal?

Taub : It's not normal, and ifs not SjÃÂ¶gren's.

Taub : TIA, thickened pericardium, and now

Taub : he's bleeding from his nose and mouth.


Castle : Meredith, what a surprise.

Meredith : I know. Isn't it great?

Meredith : In LA, no one ever just stops by. Don't you just love this town?

Beckett : More and more by the minute.

Castle : Meredith, these are Detectives Ryan, Esposito and Detective Beckett.

Meredith : Oh, Beckett. Your new muse. Alexis told me all about it,

Meredith : and I simply had to stop by.

Castle : You know, I was his inspiration once.

Beckett : Were you, now?

Meredith : Still am, from time to time. Right, kitten?

Kitten?

Castle : I had this dream once, only I was naked and far less embarrassed.

Anyway, we were in the neighborhood, and I have a dinner tonight,

so I thought I would drop Alexis here

Meredith : instead of schlepping all the way downtown.

Meredith : Is that SJP's purse?

SJP?

Meredith : Sarah Jessica Parker.

Meredith : She wore one just like it to the Armani show in Milan.

Meredith : It was on Fashion Scoop Daily last week.


of my favorite dishes of all time this

of my favorite dishes of all time this will bring a smile to anybody's face

will bring a smile to anybody's face

will bring a smile to anybody's face right my you're smiling right now aren't

right my you're smiling right now aren't you

you

you isn't it just so pretty I am so happy

isn't it just so pretty I am so happy

isn't it just so pretty I am so happy with his dish today in front of me the

with his dish today in front of me the

with his dish today in front of me the UH noodles Mike their noodles of all


Oh yeah, oh wow.

Oh wow.

- I had this big bite of chili and now I know

why it's called the spiciest burger in Karachi.

laughs

- Yeah, it's all about that chili with the egg.

Those eggs are fried in so much oil,

it almost tastes like fried chicken.


Leonard : ...trapped your knight in the corner, and you keep sighing and saying :

"Why me?"

Sheldon : Very well.

Sheldon : Can I ask you a question about women?


Penny : I'll come up with something mushy, you'll cry, we got this.

"Penny, we are made of particles

"that have existed since the moment the universe began.

"I like to think those atoms traveled

"14 billion years through time and space to create us,

Leonard : so that we could be together and make each other whole."

Amy : Wow.


first of all that Shelly's Romania he

first of all that Shelly's Romania he plays a little part to the French coast

plays a little part to the French coast

plays a little part to the French coast I was a good bike one of the best things

I was a good bike one of the best things I've had all day I mean it's only not a

I've had all day I mean it's only not a

I've had all day I mean it's only not a class for stealth next up I posted a

class for stealth next up I posted a

class for stealth next up I posted a couple pieces of bread because what this

couple pieces of bread because what this hotel is really known for is these jars

hotel is really known for is these jars

hotel is really known for is these jars of jam well I mean it's a jam but the

of jam well I mean it's a jam but the

of jam well I mean it's a jam but the jars are good-looking and they spelled

jars are good-looking and they spelled

jars are good-looking and they spelled with Jam in the hotel lobby and they

with Jam in the hotel lobby and they

with Jam in the hotel lobby and they have it here on this buffet so I want to

have it here on this buffet so I want to try a bunch of the scam the labels were

try a bunch of the scam the labels were

try a bunch of the scam the labels were all in Japanese

all in Japanese

all in Japanese I don't know what a lot of them are I'm

I don't know what a lot of them are I'm

I don't know what a lot of them are I'm guessing that strawberry I'm guessing

guessing that strawberry I'm guessing

guessing that strawberry I'm guessing that apricot matcha I'm thinking that is

that apricot matcha I'm thinking that is raspberry and that is made of injuring

raspberry and that is made of injuring

raspberry and that is made of injuring let's try some of the mantra well I've

let's try some of the mantra well I've

let's try some of the mantra well I've got a beautiful matcha flavor slightly

got a beautiful matcha flavor slightly

got a beautiful matcha flavor slightly sweet not overwhelming at all buttery

sweet not overwhelming at all buttery

sweet not overwhelming at all buttery creamy that is just delightful try some

creamy that is just delightful try some

creamy that is just delightful try some of the strawberry


Monica : Just a couple more boxes.

It's no big deal, all right? I'm cool.

Monica : You gotta help me out with a couple more boxes!

Ross : Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck.


Barney, with a funny accent : I like Halloween very much.

Barney, with a funny accent : Is nice.


Penny : I did?

Sheldon : The photo of the cat who wants to "Has Cheezburger?"

Penny : Oh, come on, everybody loves Lolcats.

Penny : They're cute and they can't spell...

...because they're cats.

Sheldon : I trusted you with my e-mail address and you betrayed that trust...

Sheldon : ...by sending me Internet banality. Strike one.

Sheldon : Touching my food, strike two.

Leonard : Don't worry, they only stay on your record for a year.


Monica : You were so great.

Monica : You made it so easy.

Monica : And now you have to leave.

Monica : And I have to live with a boy!


How you feeling?


Okay.

But, Phoebe, I'm just sort of in the middle of something.

Okay. That's okay. Have a seat.


Marshall : Where's Barney?

Barney : Guys, the most amazing thing just happened to me in that other roo...


- We do Chuck E. Cheese right.

- 'Kay, Bryan thinks he can do it, let's do it.

There we go, there we go, there we go,

there we go, there we go, there we go!

sucks air in through teeth Ohh, too hard,

you hit it too hard.

Dizzy Chicken game clucks

Dang it, too hard!

- [Bryan] Too hard.

- I almost got that, okay.

tranquil electronic music

- I got people speaking drown out Bryan

just took a picture with Chuck E. on the card.

- [Missy] gasps Look at that.

laughs What is wrong with that?

- [Bryan] Hey bud, I want you to put that on a table

so you don't lose it, okay?


Amy : On the bright side, every six-year-old there

Amy : was jealous of my tiara.

Amy : Not gonna lie, it felt good.

Penny : When did you guys start feeling grown up?

'Cause I am not sure I do.

Bernadette : Honestly, I thought when I got married I would,

Bernadette : but I still kind of feel like I'm pretending.

Bernadette : It doesn't help that most of my clothes come from Gap Kids.

Penny : Okay, so I'm an adult,

Penny : and the other day I saw an old man slip and fall down,

Penny : and I laughed.

Penny : I mean, I laughed hard.

Penny : Like, out loud.

Penny : If he was conscious, he would've heard me.

-Oh, my gosh. -I know.

Penny : One of the tennis balls came off his walker

Penny : and bounced right off his head. I mean....

Penny : I almost wet myself.

Penny : I guess you had to be there.

Amy : I think I have you both beat.

Amy : Imagine trying to feel like a grown-up

Amy : when you've never even been with a man.


-Hi, Julie. This is Rachel. -Oh, hi, Rachel.

Julie : -Is this your first? -Yeah, it is.

Julie : Well, little Jamie here is our third.

So if you have any questions, or you need anything at all, just holler.

-That's so sweet. -Yeah.

Ross : -Let me give you guys some privacy. -Nonsense. We're all in this together.

We are gonna share every moment of this with you.

-I think we're gonna have some fun. -Yeah.

-Oh, okay, I guess. -Hey, smile!

-I don't know if.. -I really don't want any..

Rachel : Oh, thank you.

Rachel : Oh, Ross! Here comes another contraction.

Ross : Okay, just breathe.

-Oh, honey, I think I'm having one too! -Oh, my God!

Hey, look at this.


oh that was good enough Rain Man he just won't stop look stops for a second comes

won't stop look stops for a second comes back I'm sure you guys are tired of

back I'm sure you guys are tired of

back I'm sure you guys are tired of hearing about rain we are in and uh hope


Yeah, l've learned something today.

You and l, in so many ways...

Sheldon : ...other than intelligence and what counts, we're the same.

Mrs Cooper : Sweetheart, are you sick?

Sheldon : I hope so, because if this is well, Iife isn't worth living.

Sugar pie, you are burning up. We've got to get you to bed.

- Okay. - Don't worry.

Mrs Cooper : Mama's here to take care of her baby.

Sheldon : And just to be clear, only her baby and not these other people.

Sheldon : Of course.

Sheldon : Can I have tea with honey and toast with the crust cut off?

- You can have whatever you want. - Brr. Thanks, Mom. You're the best.

Mrs Cooper : Boy, last time I put VapoRub on you, you didn't have hair on your chest.

Sheldon : I know, it filled in last year.


Penny : Come on. It's still early. Let's do something.

Sheldon : Well, I have been toying around with an idea for 4D chess.

Penny : -How about we just talk? -All right.

Sheldon : -In 4D chess-- -No.

Penny : Come on, let's talk about our lives.

Penny : Tell me something about you I don't know.

Sheldon : I own nine pairs of pants.

Okay, that's a good start,

Penny : but I was thinking maybe something a little more personal.


put on Toy Story, just chill.

He's got to get some energy in him

so he can do his swim class after Ollie, huh?

Yeah.

- [Missy] Hey, did you have a good swim class?


your feet are we know right we got a

your feet are we know right we got a

your feet are we know right we got a splash but there's no way in hell I'm

splash but there's no way in hell I'm

splash but there's no way in hell I'm actually gonna sit at this car and

actually gonna sit at this car and

actually gonna sit at this car and there's definitely no way - are those

there's definitely no way - are those

there's definitely no way - are those coming out of this car oh good job oh


Bernadette : How come this one's on the back of an eviction notice?

Stuart : Oh, yeah. Uh, now that you mention it...

Stuart : can I live here?


Marshall getting up : We're going.

Marshall : But none of those places even came close.

Hey, there was that one time we thought we had a break in the case, remember?

Barney : Get this. You know who works out at my gym? Regis Philbin.

Marshall Watching Ted : The autographed picture.

Regis Philbin Lifting weights : Of course, I remember the place. It was the best burger I ever had.


Some of them are going in marinades,

others are gonna be left as is.

And he's just preparing all the ingredients

and the fish to start making the sushi.

upbeat music

First bite of sushi.

Mm, good wasabi in there.

Fish is just perfectly like warm room temperature.

The whole some of it together, yeah that's awesome.

Okay, next one is from a fish called Buri.


Ross : I would never do that.

Rachel : Look, I know what's going on here, okay?

Rachel : Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.


our giant doughnut unicorn pool party,

we had a couple little of balloons

called Air Swimmers,

and they have been stuck

in our ceiling forever now.

Look at that.

That is a shark Air Swimmer.

It's been up there since the party,

and I don't know if it's coming down

anytime soon.

All the little balloons,

like they've been slowly coming down.

But that one is like pretty much up there still,

so we basically have like a shark.

There's a shark, dude!

- Mhmm.

- [Bryan] It's kinda freaky, huh?

- It might bite you!

- [Bryan] Rawr!

My sister is encouraging Ollie

to eat with his feet.


Gates : And with any luck, this could be your last case.

Oh, girl, you scared me. What are you doing here so early?

Beckett : I just wanted to see if you had anything new on the victim.

Lanie : Well, I was able to place time of death between 12 : 00 midnight and 1 : 00 a.m.


natural yogurt nice how they provide

natural yogurt nice how they provide baby wipes cuz your hands are gonna get


Kurt : And I've spent a lot of time thinking about that,

Kurt : and the only thing that makes sense

Kurt : is if there was someone there that she was afraid of.

Castle : Like who?

Kurt : A classmate, a professor, I don't know.

Kurt : But I think Anne found out.

Franco : Last week, when I came to see her at her work,

she said that she was close to having answers.

Then the next thing I know, she's dead.

So I figured whoever did it killed Justine, too.

Darrell : And that's why I broke into her apartment.

I was looking for, I don't know, clues, answers, anything.

Beckett : The person that you think killed Anne and Justine,

Beckett : do you have any idea who it is?

It had to be someone who could talk Justine into opening her door,

or someone she knew.

It's the only reason that they would steal her necklace.

Kurt : It wasn't worth anything.

Castle : You wouldn't be referring to a lapis pendant, would you?

Kurt : Justine never took it off.

Kurt : When I found her, that pendant was gone.

Whoever took it, killed her.

Beckett : Kurt, is this Justine's pendant?


Cristina : Why?

Cristina : Oh, you can't let him go somewhere else. What are you?

Cristina : OK, what if it were you?

Cristina : What if you couldn't be a surgeon anymore?

Or... Or you could still be one, but... but not a great one.

Cristina : Just average. He can get his surgery somewhere else.

Cristina : But that surgeon might be average.

Meredith : EKG, ECHO, and nuclear all within normal limits.

Bailey : Denny, in that case, I see no reason why you can't be up walking.


House : I need you, okay.

Adams : because I don't know what I'm gonna do without you.

No! No. Don't do that

Wilson : I don't owe you anything.

Wilson : Our entire relationship has been about you.

Wilson : My dying is about me.


Castle : Focus on our itinerary.

Castle : All right. A car is going to pick us up from the hotel,

Castle : whisk us off to the Sherlock Holmes Society,

Castle : where I will speak to my fellow mystery writers about...


laughs

Leonard : Why is that funny?

Sheldon : I don't know. I like the pain of others.

laughs

Leonard : Oh, well, then you'll enjoy this.

Leonard : Bernadette does the same thing with you and Koothrappali.

Howard : No, she doesn't.

Leonard : She defends him all the time.

Howard : She does not.

Amy : Who told you to stop making

Amy : all those Gandhi jokes about him?

Howard : Well, she did.

Howard : And human resources.

Leonard : Who do you think told Koothrappali

Leonard : to go to human resources?

Leonard : Son of a bitch.

laughs

Leonard : You're right, it feels good.

Penny : All right, it's almost game time.

Raj : Get it?

Game of Thrones, game time?


Uh, dr. Frankenstein isn't in this scene.

That's frankenstein's monster.

That literally blew my mind.

Figuratively.

Oh, my god, you're right.

That is so annoying.


like forever thing for me so to be here

like forever thing for me so to be here to be a part of it I think I'm gonna do

to be a part of it I think I'm gonna do

to be a part of it I think I'm gonna do another attempt

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yes

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[Applause]

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[Music] [Applause]


Our hero's strength was fading fast

Just as the light turns...


oh wait you well know your birthday's in the middle of the year I am you are

the middle of the year I am you are

the middle of the year I am you are you're gonna be six when I go get on

you're gonna be six when I go get on

you're gonna be six when I go get on obesity yep

obesity yep

obesity yep a wholesome like way take it my birth Oh

a wholesome like way take it my birth Oh baby a media has come here maybe here is

baby a media has come here maybe here is baby Amelia here huh


this year's new things all new there's

this year's new things all new there's no fish on there all right it's time to


In the meantime, let him drive. Does he have a license?

- Can he handle a stick? - Well...

I can handle a stick!


It had to gobble up my best friend, too.

Beckett : When was the last time you saw John Raglan?

A week ago.

He told me he was dying.

Beckett : What else did he tell you?

Isn't that enough?

I don't get it. Raglan was retired by the time you came on the job.

What'd he want with you?

Beckett : Raglan was helping me with a cold case that I was working on,

and I believe he was killed to keep him quiet.

Beckett : Look, Raglan seemed to think

that the case had something to do with something he did 19 years ago.

Beckett : What was he into back then?

Beckett : What was he into?


Cuddy : What's this about?

Jerry : I'm sorry. I'm Jerry Barrett.

I recognized you from the photos.

Jerry : They barely do you justice.

Cuddy : The usual.

Jerry : I'm friends with your sister.

Jerry : She showed me your photos.

Jerry : I work at the bank across the street.

Jerry : Julia's my client. She wanted to set us up.

Cuddy : I'm afraid you have me mixed up with somebody else.

Jerry : No, I don't think so. I've seen many pictures of you, several times.

Jerry : That didn't sound the way I...

Cuddy : I guess I just have one of those faces.

Cuddy : Nice to meet you.

Yeah. Say hi to Lisa Cuddy when you meet her in the office you share.

Cuddy : Oh, thank God!

Cuddy : The ICU isn't being attacked by giant radioactive spiders.

House : Did I text you that? That was meant for my dream journal.

House : I wanted to return your stuff.

House : Don't worry, I didn't go AWOL.

House : I had my wife-maid bring it over.

Cuddy : My sweater, a coffee mug,

House : Given your thing for Owen Wilson,

House : I thought you might want those last two back ASAP.

Cuddy : I don't get it. You masturbate to Owen Wilson.

Cuddy : I meant the box.

Oh.

House : It's a symbolic gesture.

House : I want things to go back to the way they were before we started dating.

House : No more bad feelings, no more issues. Just work.


Have some financial security

And could help pay for law school.

Law school.

Law school that I went to to help protect the environment,

Not help destroy it.

And for what?

For, for... A lot of money.

Okay, okay, you've got to stop screaming.


pressure no usually a few challenges

pressure no usually a few challenges like you got the clock all right yeah

like you got the clock all right yeah

like you got the clock all right yeah you got a clock but this is like a human

you got a clock but this is like a human yeah who's showing up every like it's


Mark : Then cheers.

Barney : Well, then,

Barney : To the last fourth of July weekend

Barney : I'll spend getting eaten alive by mosquitoes.

Mark : Fourth of July?

Mark : We started dating in June.

Lily : We ruined their lives.

Lily : And the worst part of it

Lily : Is that you didn't apologize to any of those women.

Barney : No, the worst part is that

Barney : We still have no idea who my stalker is.

Robin : Well, that's because you're going about this all wrong.

Robin : I mean, why chase someone who's following you?

Robin : All you need to do


- [Trevor] Oh, beautiful.

speaks foreign language

Oh, beautiful.

speaks foreign language

Wow, that smells so fresh.

Oh, thank you so much.

Whoa, egg, sausage, oregano, oh

and all the peinirli are just coming out right now.

Ooooh, look at all those peinirli.


Wally : Hey, it's the professor!

Epsosito : Clyde Belasco.

We know that you were at the Pennybaker Club, Mr. Belasco.

Beckett : You paid off a homeless man so that you could have the place to yourself.

Clyde : I have a condo on the Upper East Side,

Clyde : a chateau in Bordeaux, a chalet in Gstaad,

Clyde : and yet, on the word of some vagrant,

Clyde : you believe that I paid to squat in an abandoned building?

Clyde : Me, Clyde Belasco?

Castle : Pretty much.

I'd like to see you prove it, sir.

Beckett : All right, have it your way, Professor.

Beckett : We will see you at the sentencing hearing.

Beckett : You can do your TV show from prison.


Ross : ...in the paleontology section?

I wrote a book that's up there.

Ross : And instead of reading it, people are...

Well, they're rolling around in front of it.

The Head Librarian : We are aware of the problem you're referring to.

The Head Librarian : As far as increasing security, I'm afraid the library's understaffed.

I can't help you.

Monica : Well, fine.

If I'm the only person with any appreciation...

Ross : ...of the sanctity of the written word, then I'll go defend it myself.

Don't you follow me.

Rachel : - How did it go with Erin? - Unbelievable.

Joey : We had the best time.


sauce on top of that and you can get a

sauce on top of that and you can get a such a big mix of like salad it's like

such a big mix of like salad it's like

such a big mix of like salad it's like an entire salad mixed within earshot

an entire salad mixed within earshot

an entire salad mixed within earshot matzah once he has all the ingredients

matzah once he has all the ingredients

matzah once he has all the ingredients in his palm in the bread he actually

in his palm in the bread he actually

in his palm in the bread he actually uses these tongs and just like flips

uses these tongs and just like flips

uses these tongs and just like flips everything and mixes everything so the

everything and mixes everything so the

everything and mixes everything so the salad mixes with the sauce mixes with

salad mixes with the sauce mixes with

salad mixes with the sauce mixes with the meat it's all like mingled in there

the meat it's all like mingled in there

the meat it's all like mingled in there that's a technique that I've only seen

that's a technique that I've only seen

that's a technique that I've only seen in Romania for shawarma

secure yes aside exact right I do man

secure yes aside exact right I do man

secure yes aside exact right I do man what you need I don't think it's

what you need I don't think it's

what you need I don't think it's I can have on the side yeah okay so

I can have on the side yeah okay so

I can have on the side yeah okay so nobody knows Sunday youth is about mix


These were unbelievely expensive and he'll grow out of them...

...in 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist!


Frank's Wife : Just shut up! I don't want to hear...

Ladies... ...from you anymore.

Apple : You want to hate me... Shut up!

Apple : ...so you won't feel guilty. Frank!

Taub : Give me a scalpel. Frank!

Taub : He's coding.

Clear.

Clear.

Clear.

Frank! Clear.

Clear.

Clear.


Wil : And then I don't get the job, and I can never find out why.

Wil : Honestly, I get so depressed, there are entire weeks

Wil : that I can't even get out of bed.

Leonard : Okay, this was helpful.

Raj : Any news on your co-worker who's in the hospital?


l can't believe l had a crush on you.


then that is a on the side oh yeah I

then that is a on the side oh yeah I think I'll just bite half of this oh

yeah that's good

yeah that's good

yeah that's good I think there's cheese and cabbage in

I think there's cheese and cabbage in

I think there's cheese and cabbage in there and then with that crunchy edge

there and then with that crunchy edge

there and then with that crunchy edge around the wrapper that's good and then

around the wrapper that's good and then

around the wrapper that's good and then the outer wrapper is also very kind of

the outer wrapper is also very kind of

the outer wrapper is also very kind of gooey I think even the Mo's are kind of

gooey I think even the Mo's are kind of

gooey I think even the Mo's are kind of harder here than in Thimphu like more

harder here than in Thimphu like more

harder here than in Thimphu like more warming maybe because they're like

warming maybe because they're like

warming maybe because they're like thicker more solid and these are the

thicker more solid and these are the

thicker more solid and these are the steamed ones which they look pretty

steamed ones which they look pretty

steamed ones which they look pretty identical to the fried ones just in

identical to the fried ones just in

identical to the fried ones just in steamed form quick dip


Beckett : What did the two of you talk about?

That's confidential as well.

Dr. Colabro, your clientele is mostly high-profile athletes.

Beckett : How fast do you think they'll abandon ship

Beckett : once they find out you were talking with us about steroids?


Marshall : I can't believe how good it feels.

Marshall : But now, it's time for me to find a way to help the Earth

Marshall : and get paid for it, because I can't put that burden entirely on you.

Marshall : So, starting tomorrow,

Marshall : I'll look for something with a paycheck. What do you think?


favorite parts is that they give you an

favorite parts is that they give you an entire basket they actually load up your

entire basket they actually load up your entire basket of fruit every single day

entire basket of fruit every single day

entire basket of fruit every single day oranges for juicing there's apples

oranges for juicing there's apples

oranges for juicing there's apples there's bananas two types of bananas

there's bananas two types of bananas

there's bananas two types of bananas today yes

today yes

today yes that's like that has to be like six

that's like that has to be like six

that's like that has to be like six kilos of fruit that they give you so in


You bought Shaun Cassidy!

No. I wish!

Rachel : Okay, you ready?

Rachel : Check it out.


Tim : I realize I came on a little strong. It's because I think you're amazing.

I wanna tell you how much I appreciate you giving me an opportunity.

You're the most talented chef I've ever worked for.

Anyway..

Monica : -Tim, wait. -Yeah?

I spoke too quickly. There's a learning curve with this job.

Maybe we could try it again.


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Joey : So did you happen to catch my toast up there?

Dennis Phillips : -Oh, my God. That was for my benefit? -There was a little something for everyone.

-I know you're casting for this new show. -I don't think you're right for this project.

You're wrong.

Whatever it is, I can do it. If you didn't see it up there, just try me.

It's an all Chinese cast. Can you be Chinese?

-Well, I'm not proud of this, but.. -Oh, my God. Please don't!

-Ready to get back to the dance floor? -Did it turn into sand?

-Come on, I love this song. You'll be fine. -No. No, I won't.


You're yelling, and I don't see you taking your top off.

Joey : I quit!

- What do you mean? You can't quit. - Why not?

You're not finished! I won't have it. Greens do not quit.


Mrs. Cooper, we say "Catholics," not "rosary rattlers."

Mrs Cooper : My goodness, it's a wonder you people in California can talk at all.

Penny : This is like the worst Hollywood tour ever.


Castle : It's weird.

Castle : Before I saw that, all I wanted to know

Castle : was where I was and what I was doing.

Castle : Now, I'm not so sure.

Any news on your undercover boss?

Beckett : Every answer just leads to more questions.

Beckett : I have no idea what he was doing at that warehouse,

Beckett : or what this guy was doing with him.

Beckett : Actually, I was kind of hoping

that you might be able to help me with a crazy theory.

Castle : Sorry. I'm fresh out. How about a kiss?

Beckett : Even better.

Castle : He was a nun in a previous life?

Yeah.

Castle : Detective, what do you have in your pocket?

Detective : Evidence from a bust.