House : You were a little short with me the other day.

House : You do need an excuse. Cancer may be overplaying it.

Wilson : Stage II thymoma.

Wilson : I didn't want to tell you until I had it confirmed.

Wilson : I got the tests back this morning.

Wilson : I have cancer, House.


Chandler : You have got to try this cheesecake.


I like the your favorite like cookie

I like the your favorite like cookie stuff yeah like also how I do things

stuff yeah like also how I do things

stuff yeah like also how I do things yo almost like the Robo so basic things

yo almost like the Robo so basic things

yo almost like the Robo so basic things like that if I go bro miss cool yeah

like that if I go bro miss cool yeah

like that if I go bro miss cool yeah it's like a Valentine's Day dinner your

it's like a Valentine's Day dinner your

it's like a Valentine's Day dinner your mouth Oh hiya doc hey and

mouth Oh hiya doc hey and

mouth Oh hiya doc hey and the dreams of when we're gone as well


Beckett : where a sample of H5N1 went missing.

Castle : We think he figured out that Stone had stolen the virus,

Castle : which is why Stone lured him into the park and killed him.

Beckett : But, sir, there are still questions.

Beckett : Like who Stone was working with.

Beckett : And why he did this in the first place.

So, we need to go talk to him.

Gates : Well, you better hurry up, because I hear he's not in good shape.

Ryan : Yes, sir.

Jared : You're not the priest.

Beckett : No, but I can take your confession.

Beckett : We know you had help, Mr. Stone.

Castle : White Knight. Who is he?


Taub : I don't think stockpiling weapons is the most reasoned response,

Taub : but given what I've seen at Bloomingdales on Black Friday,

Taub : I wouldn't say it rises to the level of mental illness.

Park : And me?

Taub : Again, given what I've seen at Bloomingdales...

Taub : Don't let House get to you.

Park : It's all of you. I feel like you don't respect me.

Park : Chase certainly didn't try to hide it.

Taub : Chase respects you.

Taub : He's just more comfortable working with me

Taub : because he's known me longer.

Taub : And I'm not just saying that because you own a gun.

Park : I don't own a gun.

Park : I've thought about it, but I'd probably

Park : end up shooting someone in my own family.

Park : Like, when my brother tosses his toenail clippings behind the couch.

Park : What about you?

Taub : If anarchy breaks out

Taub : I plan to do what my ancestors have done throughout the ages, run.

Foreman walks In : Sounds like a good plan.

Foreman walks In : You got a moment?


Twenty-six-year-old male, sudden loss of the ability to speak...

Wilson : Just because you got out of clinic duty doesn't mean everybody did. To his father.

House : Differential diagnosis? Chase?

House : Dad swoops in, Chase swoops out.

Wilson : Dad say why he was here? See? You asked.

House : Dad comes 5,000 miles, you're more curious than Junior is.

House : Can't just be about the divorce.

It's been 15 years, and Mom's been dead for 10 of them. You think Daddy murdered her?

Wilson : You want to get to the bottom of this, you're doing it exactly right :

Wilson : Don't talk to the people involved. Drag your buddy away from work for some pointless speculation.

House : You want to know how two chemicals interact, do you ask them?

No. They're gonna lie through their lying little chemical teeth.

House : Throw them in a beaker and apply heat.

Wilson : Even I don't like you.

House : You know, words can hurt.


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heaven yeah I'm so happy no no dude I get you some catfish this all comes

get you some catfish this all comes

get you some catfish this all comes right out of a boat right off that ocean

right out of a boat right off that ocean right there that's so good guys now oh

right there that's so good guys now oh

right there that's so good guys now oh you know go make a bias my favorite part


Where'd you guys sleep?

- Just let me check and see.

- [Missy] What is that?

- There's a letter here.


Chandler : l'd love to stay but l've got a hot date.


had come and it was time for him to sing papa bump good morning again little

papa bump good morning again little

papa bump good morning again little friendly friend and although friendliest

friendly friend and although friendliest friend like I'm all strapped up I'm

friend like I'm all strapped up I'm

friend like I'm all strapped up I'm ready for you and a little spot here

ready for you and a little spot here

ready for you and a little spot here little spot just for you hmm hmm Thank

little spot just for you hmm hmm Thank

little spot just for you hmm hmm Thank You min I was landscaping today did you

You min I was landscaping today did you

You min I was landscaping today did you know fashion yeah I'm a gardener now I'm

know fashion yeah I'm a gardener now I'm now turning off landscaper Jonathan and

now turning off landscaper Jonathan and

now turning off landscaper Jonathan and turning on father Jonathan for their

turning on father Jonathan for their

turning on father Jonathan for their channel isn't that like a priest

channel isn't that like a priest

channel isn't that like a priest Jonathan mmm-hmm come on brother Andrea

Jonathan mmm-hmm come on brother Andrea

Jonathan mmm-hmm come on brother Andrea hmm you me like oh crap it's always a


and they converted it into a hotel yeah

and they converted it into a hotel yeah Hotel des interests there hotel Hotel

Hotel des interests there hotel Hotel

Hotel des interests there hotel Hotel yeah look now it's a restaurant as well

yeah look now it's a restaurant as well

yeah look now it's a restaurant as well but they cook the main dish that we're

but they cook the main dish that we're

but they cook the main dish that we're gonna eat and they still cook it in the

gonna eat and they still cook it in the

gonna eat and they still cook it in the traditional way how do you say it Ong

traditional way how do you say it Ong

traditional way how do you say it Ong acara

acara

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una caja is a very hard name to bring is that Portuguese or that's not even

that Portuguese or that's not even

that Portuguese or that's not even Portuguese oh it is his loving the feel

Portuguese oh it is his loving the feel

Portuguese oh it is his loving the feel of this restaurant along the side of the

of this restaurant along the side of the river the open air the tables that blue

river the open air the tables that blue

river the open air the tables that blue tablecloths the like

tablecloths the like

tablecloths the like tiles yeah this is it's beautiful

tiles yeah this is it's beautiful

tiles yeah this is it's beautiful restaurant they blend it with the with

restaurant they blend it with the with

restaurant they blend it with the with the pill right so with no sugar so like

the pill right so with no sugar so like

the pill right so with no sugar so like really bitter sour and so that's I got

really bitter sour and so that's I got

really bitter sour and so that's I got lemon from here oh yeah yeah local yeah

lemon from here oh yeah yeah local yeah

lemon from here oh yeah yeah local yeah but this is a is a Brazilian drink right

it's called Swiss lemonade or limonada

it's called Swiss lemonade or limonada

it's called Swiss lemonade or limonada suisa

suisa

suisa oh it smells incredible hmm oh that's


Man : It's a shame about those scientists ripping you off.

Man : I expected a higher ethical standard

Man : from our friends in Sweden.

Leonard : It's actually pretty common in our field.

Leonard : Not much you can do about it.

Man : Well, for the right amount of money,

Man : if you know where they live,

Man : there's, uh, plenty we could do about it.

Sheldon : Did you hear that, Leonard?

Sheldon : There's plenty we could do about it.

Sheldon : Do you have a card?

Penny : Okay, here we go.

Penny : Now everyone can see.

Sheldon : All right. clears throat

Penny : Where do we stand on cross-eyed Mike?

Raj : You know he won't be looking at other girls.

Howard : Unless they're sitting on the end of his nose.

Penny : Okay, okay, okay. Thumbs down.

Howard : Next.

Bernadette : Ew, check out his tiny teeth.

Bernadette : He looks like a man-dolphin.

Wait, if he's good in bed, she can throw him a fish.

high-pitched : I love you, Amy.

squeaking


Leonard : We're actually scanning equations

Leonard : and getting good results.

Sheldon : Oh, well then, by all means, carry on.

Sheldon : I wouldn't want to impede your progress.

Leonard : Howard, did you solve the install time problem yet?

Howard : No. It's a little tricky.

Howard : I'm gonna try having it pick up the libraries dyn...

Leonard : What are you doing?!

Sheldon : Playing the theremin.

Leonard : No. I mean, what are you doing with a theremin?

Sheldon : Playing it.

Sheldon : I've loved the theremin from the first moment

I heard the original Star Trek theme.

Sheldon : And it's been killing me

Sheldon : that it just sits in my closet, gathering dust.

Leonard : Sheldon! We're working here!


how cool is that huh

how cool is that huh I think we're turning around or

I think we're turning around or

I think we're turning around or something here you're walking around

something here you're walking around

something here you're walking around with your lesson for but then forward is

with your lesson for but then forward is like moving and I mean like you're

like moving and I mean like you're

like moving and I mean like you're walking forward but it's moving backside

walking forward but it's moving backside are they

are they

are they [Music]


Ike : before I could clear my name.

Esposito : - Where you been? - Watching, learning.

Ike : That's how I found out about the ledger.

Esposito : Racine's pays and owes.

Ike : Everyone on his payroll, including the dirty cop that set me up.

Esposito : But the ledger wasn't in the bank like you thought.

Ike : Somehow, Racine found Finch.

Esposito : You were there, man. We found your prints.

Ike : He was dead when I found him, Jav.

Ike : I just closed his eyes. Come on, man.

Esposito : And the ledger?

Ike : I know where the ledger is.

Ike : But I need a little more time, Javi.

Ike : Just until tomorrow night.


I have asthma. Back off!

"Riddle me this. Arrah, Arrah, and gather round,

Howard : the work of this hero is legion-bound.

Howard : He multiplies N by the number of He,

Howard : and in this room the thing you'll see."

Raj : -Good riddle, huh? -Yeah.

Stuart : So when you guys plan fun activities, does my name even...

Come up, or...?

Raj : I invited you to my murder mystery party.

Stuart : -No, you didn't. -Oh.


Beckett : What am I supposed to do, Rick?

Beckett : I can't just stop being a cop just because it's inconvenient.

Castle : No, no, no, just... You can wait.

All right? For something else, for another lead.

Beckett : For the coat to disappear?

You don't think I don't know what's at stake here?

Beckett : Do you think I actually want to do this?

Castle : Then don't do it.

Beckett : I don't have a choice.


Thirteen : and the thrill of finding her will wear off,

Thirteen : and he won't even be able to dream about being happy.

Interesting.

Thirteen : The patient may have found some long-ago nookie,

Thirteen : but it doesn't mean he hasn't had some in the meantime.

Thirteen : Herpes encephalitis.

Foreman : Explains the neurological symptoms.

House : EEG to confirm,

House : IV acyclovir to treat.

House : How's Foreman's BP holding?

Cyrus : - Same. - That's strange,

House : since I unplugged the lead 30 seconds ago.


Will James : - Can I help you, officers? Will James?

Esposito : Get your hands up.


Helen : you're the ass who gave me my life back.

Susan : - I am so glad we did this. - I am, too.

Thank you for suggesting it, I...

Susan : You never would have in a million years.

Richard : - Good night. - Thank you, good night.

Thatcher : I'm sorry about your mother.

Jane : Thank you.

Swing's still here.

Yes, it, uh, doesn't swing. Nobody uses it.

Izzie : Here.

Thatcher : I put this in there, you used to catch your fingers.

Izzie : Suck it up. Go back with your tail between your legs and just apologize.

Cristina : - No! - Just say "I'm sorry, I'm an ass. "

George : - I'm always apologizing. - Blah, blah, blah and it's all over.

No, I can't be wrong all the time.

Is that really possible? No, don't.

Izzie : - Don't be grabby. - I don't have any.


Like that God-awful ceramic fruit bowl she has on her counter?

Joey : Hey! I made that for her.

Chandler : -You made pottery? -Yeah.

I made it out of a fruit bowl I found in the garbage.

Monica : If you put that in her apartment, you'll never hear the end of it.

I'll tell her that it's an antique.

She doesn't have to know where it came from.

I love these little drawers.

Oh, look! It says that it holds 300 CDs.


Wait.

Ross : So you live in Montreal?

No, but it's only a two-hour ferry ride to Nova Scotia.

I should have thought about my wife and kids...

Joey : ...before I talked back to Chef Geller.

It will be a lean Christmas at the Dragon house this year.

Enough!

Lean, lean, lean!

So this is a very special holiday song...

...that I wrote for some very important people to me.

Phoebe : Went to the store Sat on Santa's lap

Phoebe : Asked him to bring my friends All kinds of crap

Phoebe : Said all you need is To write them a song

Now you haven't heard it yet So don't try to sing along

Phoebe : No, don't sing along

Monica, Monica

Have a happy Hannukah

Saw Santa Claus

He said hello to Ross

And please tell Joey

Christmas will be snowy

And Rachel and Chandler


Chandler : Joey? There was a little girl who lived here, but she died, like, 30 years ago.

What?

Chandler : I'm just messing with you.

Joey : That's not funny. You know I'm afraid of little-girl ghosts.

Monica : Now that you're okay with the house, do you want to go see your room?


my

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] oh my

[Music]

sigh did you meet a real witch did you


Howard : No problem, Dr. Massimino.

Dr Massimino : The guys here call me Mass.

Mass. That's a cool nickname, because force equals mass times acceleration.

Mass : Yeah. It's just short for Massimino.

Mass : Anyway, the plan for this morning is to go over the...

Howard : Sorry. My phone.

Yeah, it's my ringtone. Kind of my favorite song, "Rocket Man."

Raj : Howard, your Froot Loops are getting soggy!

Howard : Not now!


[DOOR SLAMS]

Mrs Cooper : You don't hunt, do you?

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Mrs Cooper entering : Good morning, Snickerdoodle.


Ali : Why haven't you returned any of my calls?

House : I plan to.

House : In a couple of years.

I was just calling to say thank you,

and to tell you how impressed I was. You diagnosed my dad by just looking at him.

House : Felt his glands too.

Oh, there's my dad. I gotta go.

House : - Yeah, me too. - Oh, and

Ali : you really don't have to wait a couple years to return my calls.

Ali : Just six months.

Ali : Till I turn 18.


Why does Joey keep talking about chimney sweeps and vicars?


Kids, in the spring of 2011, Zoey and I broke up.

But the good news...

Goliath National Bank was finally ready to demolish The Arcadian

and build the new headquarters I'd designed for them.

The only problem was I kept butting heads

with my project supervisor on one very important issue.

Ted : I want to press the button to blow up The Arcadian!

Barney : - I want to press it! - No, I want!

Barney : I want to press it!

Robin : I dated you both and neither of you is good at pressing

Robin : or even finding the button.

Robin : After some awkward pawing around, that building

is going to fake an implosion, say, "Baby, that was great",

Robin : and go to sleep.

Both Ted and Barney, at the same time : She means you.

Barney : I want to press it.

Both Ted and Barney, at the same time : I'm gonna press it!

Robin : It's just a button, okay?

Robin : Can we just talk about something else, please?

Ted : I ran into Zoey yesterday.

Robin : That's the first time since the breakup.


Next up for hong jiao, these are fried crispy shallots.

There might be a little bit of garlic in here, too.

I'm going all in on that.


-Listen, you like this girl, right? -Yeah.

-You want to see her again? -Yeah.

So you're going to have to do it in the mess!

Ross : Yeah, okay. You're right.

I mean, who cares about a little sloppiness?

Ross : -It's endearing, really. -All right!

Joey : Now you go get that beautiful pig!

Chandler : I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present...

Chandler : ...for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit.


Judge : Now, normally I would say no

Judge : To a request like that, but you two impress me.

Hmm, just the fact that you've

Judge : Been together for ten years,

Judge : Standing by each other's side through thick and thin,

Judge : Never wavering.

Judge : What was that?

Lily : What was what?

Judge : That little look. What was that?

A look of love. Mmm.

Judge : You two have stood together

Judge : Through thick and thin, right?


Howard : No, I don't know his immigration status.

Relax, I'm still on hold!

Howard : Speaking.

Howard : Okay, sure, I can meet with you on Thursday.

Howard : Caltech is fine.

Howard : Yeah, and may I ask what this is about?

Howard : I may not?

Raj : That's what he said to me.

Leonard : Here you are, Mother.

Beverley : Thank you.

Leonard : I'm glad you decided to stay.

Leonard : It's gonna be special for Penny and me to share this with you.


Oh...

Maggie : Hey, baby.

Frank : Hey, sunshine.

So what is this, a going-away party?

Maggie : - No. They came back to help. - Help how?

Frank : I lost the appeal. It's over, isn't it?

Maggie : No, it's not over. Not yet.

This is Mr. Castle, Alexis' father.

Hey.

Frank : Nice to meet you, Mr. Castle.

Frank : Your girl's one in a million. You should be proud.

Castle : Oh, I am.

So, you some kind of lawyer?


It stands over three feet tall

and can hold over 140 cars

for hours of endless play.

- This is the car wash.

- [Bryan] Yeah, this is where all the cars go

to get clean

and then they're gettin' dry.

Isn't that so cool?


Marshall : You're not my best friend. Right here.

Marshall : Barney, I don't have any time for a bachelor party.

Marshall : I've got, like, 18 minutes.

Marshall : 18 minutes.

Lily : Oh, good. Did you get the veil?

Lily : Of course.

Marshall : And it took us exactly 18 minutes.

Marshall : We went to a strip club.

Dude! Unbelievable!

Marshall : We weren't there for very long.

Marshall : It's not like I had time to have a lap dance or anything.

I got a lap dance. You...!

Aw, your last lap dance ever.

Marshall : Right... What?

Robin arriving, wearing a "shirt boobs" : Okay, I'm here.

Right? Ooh.

Ted : Oh, god, the things people waste money on in atlantic city.

Robin : Does it smell like strippers in here?

Ted : That's weird, right?

Ted : Marshall and lily are getting married!

Yeah. Whoo! Hell, yeah, look at this.

Marshall : Oh, baby, this is it.

Marshall : Let's do this thing.

All right. All right.

Marshall : Hi.


Taub : You got five bucks?

Yeah...


being released are you doing no they

being released are you doing no they don't get distracted don't get

don't get distracted don't get

don't get distracted don't get distracted

distracted

distracted oh my goodness look how well look what

oh my goodness look how well look what

oh my goodness look how well look what Mommy did and she's so well organized we

Mommy did and she's so well organized we do the lol that one

do the lol that one

do the lol that one well you first have whoever okay that's

well you first have whoever okay that's

well you first have whoever okay that's room media's one Eduardo I've got Peter

room media's one Eduardo I've got Peter

room media's one Eduardo I've got Peter Rabbit why no yes classic classic okay


[Music]

well you are you gonna hide now you even chased me around all day look at her hat

chased me around all day look at her hat she's rocking it only the second person

she's rocking it only the second person

she's rocking it only the second person that I've seen on the island with a

that I've seen on the island with a

that I've seen on the island with a small more hat two people today wearing

small more hat two people today wearing

small more hat two people today wearing one of these on this island thank you so

one of these on this island thank you so much high five seriously it makes my


we want to tell an immediate party she

we want to tell an immediate party she will t be able to have tsunami is party

will t be able to have tsunami is party

will t be able to have tsunami is party [Music]

couldn't we go to Toronto or something

couldn't we go to Toronto or something

couldn't we go to Toronto or something but we cool is like legend she had like

but we cool is like legend she had like

but we cool is like legend she had like tomato like convenient and remediate

tomato like convenient and remediate

tomato like convenient and remediate this matter

this matter

this matter yeah yeah she won't eat to Adams a

yeah yeah she won't eat to Adams a

yeah yeah she won't eat to Adams a comedian

comedian

comedian eight three eight months Joey's crawling

eight three eight months Joey's crawling her with her $9.99 her browsers closures

her with her $9.99 her browsers closures look at what are you going to eat


Castle : Sitting in Holding, I kept thinking, "How could he possibly pull this off?

"How could he get video of me buying those earrings?"

Castle : And then it hit me.


Penny : Okay, you've got my number. Now give me the picture.

All right. You drive a hard bargain...


four like pretty much ten months

four like pretty much ten months actually to do all were too late to get

actually to do all were too late to get

actually to do all were too late to get out on time you were all over doing all

out on time you were all over doing all

out on time you were all over doing all of you know he wants to come out some

of you know he wants to come out some

of you know he wants to come out some running a media about his long distance

running a media about his long distance

running a media about his long distance so she wanted one even though it were

so she wanted one even though it were

so she wanted one even though it were two already got a shower because he went

two already got a shower because he went to swimming today and she did really

to swimming today and she did really

to swimming today and she did really well patently the teachers they seem

well patently the teachers they seem

well patently the teachers they seem really improving hi I'm trying to I'm

really improving hi I'm trying to I'm

really improving hi I'm trying to I'm gonna try and show you guys in leg look

gonna try and show you guys in leg look

gonna try and show you guys in leg look at what she does with her leg the

at what she does with her leg the

at what she does with her leg the kicking the kicking yeah you do like the

kicking the kicking yeah you do like the kick is in your swimming

kick is in your swimming

kick is in your swimming I'm cheesy trying to show everybody your


Steph : Leonard? Why haven't I heard a thing about this woman who lives across the hall...

Steph : ...and comes into your apartment in the morning in her underwear?


Lily : A panda!

I thought about Lily's advice.

And I figured fear was worth a try.


and now we're gonna head out just to the main road here and there's a restaurant

main road here and there's a restaurant

main road here and there's a restaurant I've eaten out here a couple of times

I've eaten out here a couple of times

I've eaten out here a couple of times it's right past this car right over

it's right past this car right over

it's right past this car right over there but they they make amazing food

so the the beauty of this restaurant is

so the the beauty of this restaurant is

so the the beauty of this restaurant is that they have all of the ingredients

that they have all of the ingredients

that they have all of the ingredients laid out starting with all of your

laid out starting with all of your

laid out starting with all of your vegetables here and then moving on to

vegetables here and then moving on to

vegetables here and then moving on to your meats and fish and seafood is all

your meats and fish and seafood is all

your meats and fish and seafood is all behind the glass cabinet in order to

behind the glass cabinet in order to

behind the glass cabinet in order to order at this restaurant you just come

order at this restaurant you just come

order at this restaurant you just come here you choose your ingredients and

here you choose your ingredients and

here you choose your ingredients and they tell you what they can make it's

they tell you what they can make it's

they tell you what they can make it's like a live menu here this place is

like a live menu here this place is

like a live menu here this place is great as you see and even as you choose

great as you see and even as you choose

great as you see and even as you choose one of the ingredients they just grab

one of the ingredients they just grab

one of the ingredients they just grab and assemble everything and then they


Wait. ls this really worth it?

Sheldon : We've lived together for years with nary an argument.

Leonard : Huh?

Sheldon : But we start talking about a table,

Raj : and suddenly we're at each other's throats.

"Nary an argument"?

"Nary"?

That means "not one," or "not any".

Sheldon : Maybe instead of a table, you should buy a dictionary.

Sheldon : I don't know if I won that, but at least he's upset.

Howard : Check it out.

Magic wand TV remote!

Howard : Yeah, I can control all sorts of stuff.

Raj : Did Bernadette think it was cool?

Not when I said "mute" and pointed it at her face.

Raj : Let me try.


House : This factory of yours, what did you make?

House : So ask me a question.

Gabe : I'm thinking.

House : Only six left, by the way.

Wilson : So sign my name. You don't need a doctor, you need a pen.

Gabe : What is up with you two?

House : Wilson lied to the bulls to keep me out of the big house.

Wilson : Are you out of your mind?

Well, who's he gonna tell?

House : By tomorrow night he's gonna be a mindless stalk of celery.

House : Since I answered that one, by the way, my turn.

House : What did you make in your factory?

Gabe : Luxury boats.

Have you ever been in love?

Wow!

House : Going right for the closets with the embarrassing stuff. Good move.

House : Yes. Describe the boats.

Thirty-five to 65-foot hulls, twin engines, parquet floors in the galley,

Gabe : staterooms with queen beds.

Gabe : How'd you meet? She shot me.

These boats, I assume you used mildew-resistant paint on the hulls?

Gabe : Naturally. Shot you?

Paintball. Doctors versus lawyers.

Did you ever take your son to the factory? Sure.

Gabe : He used to run all over the place, but it was perfectly safe.

Gabe : Ever love anybody else?


That's $2.49 down.

Cameron : Get an EKG and a cardiac enzyme.

Cameron : If those check out, discharge him, and tell him to get a snow-blower.

House : How much is 13 grand divided by 4 cents?


- Good. - I bet you did!

Ross : - Uh. Would you guys mind giving us a minute?

Joey : - Sure, yeah. Will you just keep an eye on the chick and the duck?

Rachel : - Chick and the duck? Didn't they die... - Dive!

Phoebe : Yeah, they dove head-first into fun on the farm.


Howard : Hi. Howard Wolowitz.

Oh. Issabella Concepcion.

Howard : Oh, yeah, the astronomer.

Howard : Raj told us about you.

Hey! Free toilet paper!

Isabella : You told him I was an astronomer?

Cleaner : Uh...


- Oh.

- [Shiroz] Yes.

- [Trevor] And you can actually see all the spices as well.

The cumin and the fennel.

- And the tomatoes, you can see,

you can see specks of tomatoes all in the pulao, too.

- This is so crazy.

Unbelievable.

- Look at that.

Look at the way he's taking it.

Look at his stack there. - Whoa!

And this is all for charity?

- It's all for charity.

- So it's for--

- It's a family that's already in the catering business,

and they're out here in Ramadan, doing this

as part of charity.

- Just for the love.

- Just for the love, yeah.

- Beautiful.

And you can see, all the locals here

are just waiting to break the fast.

Thank you, bye.

Okay, that should be good, right?

- Yup.

- So we're just gonna follow and pass this out.

horns honking

Okay.

One for each.

Okay.

people speaking foreign language

Oh, wow.


beans and a couple of bitter melons toss in some bitter melons and then she'll

in some bitter melons and then she'll

in some bitter melons and then she'll bag it all up for us

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] it's bad most people would get this for

it's bad most people would get this for

it's bad most people would get this for takeaway and then bring it home to eat

takeaway and then bring it home to eat

takeaway and then bring it home to eat because she has no tables and she she

because she has no tables and she she

because she has no tables and she she packs it all to go in a plastic bag but

packs it all to go in a plastic bag but

packs it all to go in a plastic bag but I am gonna stand right here and eat it

I am gonna stand right here and eat it

I am gonna stand right here and eat it immediately all right you got to undo

immediately all right you got to undo

immediately all right you got to undo the rubber band which can sometimes be a

the rubber band which can sometimes be a challenge in Thailand and then of course

challenge in Thailand and then of course you've got that you've got that pocket

you've got that you've got that pocket

you've got that you've got that pocket of air the air pocket there's fire

of air the air pocket there's fire

of air the air pocket there's fire roasted chilies that she pounded up in

roasted chilies that she pounded up in

roasted chilies that she pounded up in there and then there's also roasted

there and then there's also roasted

there and then there's also roasted mushrooms that she added it in there as

mushrooms that she added it in there as

mushrooms that she added it in there as well

well

well okay I'm gonna first dip in a winged

okay I'm gonna first dip in a winged

okay I'm gonna first dip in a winged bean

bean

bean [Music]


that's so much how you are man.

- Fin is in bed, he completely skipped his nap today,

and it was a rough, rough day,

'cause he was miserable - I tried,

you tried,

it just didn't work - I tried for like an hour

He went to bed, like, not too early,

just like at a good time,

but it was rough, he was just like,

miserable, he was so tired.

It's nice that he's asleep

and I think we're gonna watch some Big Brother.

- No! - We're trying to finish

the second episode.

- Shut up!

No!

- What, swap hands? - Are you serious?


Nurse : And we're gonna get you on some different equipment.

Cameron : Nice cane. If I know what you mean.

House : Chase, you can stop doing that. I'm almost finished.

Foreman : He's got osteomyelitis.

Foreman : Means you're wrong about food-borne toxins.

And you can stop, too. It's syphilis.


Wow in a pie-eating contest choose three people they pick the people they check

people they pick the people they check

people they pick the people they check them on whoever the top three are gonna

them on whoever the top three are gonna

them on whoever the top three are gonna be the three candidates and then the

be the three candidates and then the

be the three candidates and then the next question after that you just say it

next question after that you just say it to pick who can wait okay so

to pick who can wait okay so

to pick who can wait okay so overwhelmingly Connor and then Benji and

overwhelmingly Connor and then Benji and Chris so literally the exact same size

Chris so literally the exact same size

Chris so literally the exact same size yeah I think Mary no yeah


Rachel : Be home, be home, be home, be home, be home, be home.

Rachel : Be home, be home, be home.

You're not home.

Chloe : Still no smile?


Howard : Then our problem would be solved.

Leonard : Hang on, are we talking about murdering Dennis Kim?

Leonard : I'm not saying no.

Howard : We don't have to go that far. There are other means.

Raj : We can't send him back to North Korea.

Raj : He knows how to get out.

Howard : The only thing we need to do is make this Kim kid lose his focus.

It won't happen. He is not interested in anything but physics.

- What about biology? - What?

Howard : You know, biology.

Howard : The one thing that can completely derail a world-class mind.

- Howard, he's 15. - Yeah, so?

When I was 15, I met Denise Palmeri...

Howard : ...and my grade point average fell from a 5.0 to a 1.8.

Raj : She was sleeping with you?

Howard : No, I just wasted a lot of time thinking about what it would be like if she did.

Sheldon entering : Oh, good, you're all here.


Monica : Hey, sweetie.


Sheldon : but then I realized what

Sheldon : I really want to ask you is

Sheldon : just can you just go?


Raj : I can and I did. Look up "dibs" in Wikipedia.

Sheldon : Dibs doesn't apply in a bidding war.

Leonard : It's not a bidding war. I'm selling it all to Larry down at the comic-book store.

- Why Larry? Did Larry call dibs? - Will you forget dibs?

Leonard : He offered me a fair price for the whole collection.

- What's the number? I'll match it. - I'll match it, plus 1000 rupees.

- What's the exchange rate? - None of your business. Take it or leave it.

Mom, my bar mitzvah bonds, how much do I got?

Thanks. I can go $2600 and two trees in Israel.

Leonard : Forget it. Guys, if I sell to one of you, the other two are gonna be mad at me.

Who cares? As long as you pick me.

Raj : Okay, Leonard, put down the box. Let's talk.

Leonard : Sorry, Raj, my mind is made up.


Howard : No.

Leonard : Really? Because I just heard, "Will you marry me?"

Leonard : That's two proposals, one day.

Leonard : Sounds like someone wants to spend the rest of her life

Leonard : telling people how to spell the name Hofstadter.

Penny : You know what? Fine. Do whatever you want.

Leonard : Hey.

Leonard : Penny, don't get upset.

Scene : Here.

Leonard : I love you, but, no, I will not marry you.

Sheldon : Thank you.

Leonard : Now, about that second proposal. On the one hand...


Adams : CT showed an air-filled mass in the doll's abdomen.

Adams : It's probably just a chemical reaction.

Adams : Henry left her too close to a heating pipe or something.

Chase : This guy brushes her hair every morning,

Chase : brings home movies for them to watch together.

Chase : You think he tosses her in a broom closet at the end of each day'?

Adams : More likely than it getting stomach cancer.

Chase : How about clostridium?

Bacteria got trapped in an airtight cavity, produced gas.

Adams : Doesn't explain the neurological issue.

Chase : We can explain that the same way we explain the tooth fairy.

Oh...


That's where the traditional food is and that's what I will

remember the most, that stands out the most about this trip

to Tibet, so yeah.


Radio : ...and she hopes you two will work it out.

There's a room where

I can go

And tell my secrets to

In my room

In my room


The meat is very tender

Yes, the freshness, and it has that greasy aftertaste

Well, it's very tasty

Red sauce is it tomato paste?

Basically, it is pureed tomato, with some green leaves added to it, in addition to a little lemon

A little yogurt


applause, cheering and whooping

Howard : Thank you.

Howard : Thank you.

Penny : Can he really throw a ball?

Leonard : On our Quidditch team, he... Yeah, that's a "no."

Howard : I have a message for the young people here today.

Howard : When I was asked to throw the first pitch,

Howard : a little voice in my head said I couldn't do it.

Howard : So, I practiced and practiced,

Howard : and you know what?

That little voice... laughs

Howard : ...was right, but...

Howard : ...then I remembered that I'm not an athlete.

Howard : I'm a scientist.

Howard : So, today's

Howard : first pitch will be delivered

Howard : to home plate by science.

Stadium Announcer : Ladies and gentlemen,

Howard : boys and girls, I present to you


Okay, that was about an hour drive.

We've arrived to, oh,

we're still along the side of the highway,

but there are some, I guess these are fish restaurants.

Just, yeah, really cool looking spots.

They're pretty good-sized fish, river fish.

I think they're carp, a type of carp.

I can't wait to eat fish, Uzbek fish, for the first time.

speaking in foreign language


Kids, in the fall of 2008, I had a little problem.

All right, I gotta get to Stella's.

Tonight's the night, guys. I've tried it before. I've failed every time.

This time, I am gonna do it. Tonight I pick up a lesbian.


- [Mark] Spicy one?

- [Uchith] Yeah, you can try it.

- [Mark] Okay Uchith laughs

- Okay, all of us are trying the extra spicy omelet.


l have to stand up in front of all these people. What am l gonna say?

You can use a speech l memorized for auditions.

l don't think your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now.

Charlie : Ross, we can solve this. l just heard your speech.

Charlie : -We can re-create it. We've got all night. -What, you really think we can do that?

Oh, wait. Joey and l are supposed to have dinner.


l want to make a good impression. No offense, but with you here...

...l look like I'm 6'2".

The nuns always chaperoned the dances at my high school.

Bernadette : They used to make us leave room between us for the Holy Spirit.

Hmm.

Howard : Hindus do the same thing. Except they leave room for a cow. Ha, ha.

Raj : Listen, I love your charming racist humor.

But any chance you could not mock my religion while she's here?

Howard : - You made fun of me for eating lox. - Your people don't worship lox.

Howard : Clearly you've never been to brunch with my cousins.

Bernadette : So arranged marriages, the parents just decide...

...and then you get married?

Oh, no, no. I get a say in it. I'm sure whoever shows up will be better company...

...than the threesome l've been having with Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth.

Girl : Excuse me, are you Rajesh?


Friday, 5 : 00. Pot luck.


Ted : Uh, look, there's no easy way to say this... I...

Mr Druthers : Who am I kidding?

Mr Druthers : She's never gonna take me back.

Ted : Uh...

Ted : it's okay.

Mr Druthers : What did you want to say to me?

Ted : Happy birthday, buddy.

Ted : Oh...


Sheldon : -Sarcasm? -Yes.

Howard : But mixed with genuine concern.

Sheldon : For your information...

Sheldon : ...I'll be playing host to Dr. Elizabeth Plimpton.

Raj : -Cosmological physicist from Princeton? -Yes.

Sheldon : And until you acquire a surgical mask...

Sheldon : ...please address your comments to me through a napkin.

Sheldon : We've been corresponding for years about our mutual interest...

Sheldon : ...in gravitational wave signatures of inflatons in the early universe.

Sheldon : Now she's under consideration for a position at our university.

Leonard : Why didn't you tell me you knew Elizabeth Plimpton?

Leonard : I am a huge fan of hers.

I didn't realize I had to share my connection...

Sheldon : ...with things you're a fan of, but, very well.

Sheldon : You enjoy Canadian bacon. I've been to Toronto.

-Okay, fine. Where is she gonna sleep? -My room, of course.

Raj : Holy crap.

Raj : Holy crap.

-Yeah, I have a two-part question. -Go ahead.


okay so along this street and in Malacca they are famous for chicken but not just

they are famous for chicken but not just chicken rice but chicken rice balls so

chicken rice but chicken rice balls so

chicken rice but chicken rice balls so thank you very much here comes the

thank you very much here comes the

thank you very much here comes the chicken thank you oh my god man you'll

chicken thank you oh my god man you'll

chicken thank you oh my god man you'll find quite a few restaurants in Malacca

find quite a few restaurants in Malacca

find quite a few restaurants in Malacca that serve chicken rice balls but when I

that serve chicken rice balls but when I asked my friend Agnes Thank You Agnes


Lily : But earlier today, I was getting ready to go to sleep and...

[FLASHBACK. Lily tries to spread out her bed and the wall collapses]Lily to her Lithuanian neighbor : Sveikas.

Barney : That's terrible.

Barney : Well, see ya.

Well, can I stay here maybe? Oh...

Barney : I'd let you, but I don't have any room.


Squeeze on a little lime.

That is delicious.

That salsa is just awesomely good.

Oh, I love it.

Wow.

speaking in foreign language

Whoa, where'd it go?

Okay.

- One more shot, let's do it again.

- [Mark] One more time.

laughing


Esposito : The account was closed 19 years ago.

It belonged to a guy named William H. Bracken.

Beckett : You mean Senator William Bracken?

Ryan : According to the bio on his campaign website,

Ryan : Senator Bracken was Assistant District Attorney for New York

from '88 till '92.

Kate?

Beckett : I'm fine, Castle.

Beckett : Bracken's timeline fits.

That's when Montgomery was kidnapping gangsters.

Esposito : Bracken must've heard about what they were doing through the grapevine.

Beckett : And then he realized that he couldn't charge mobsters

Beckett : because they wouldn't testify and then the cops would walk.

Ryan : So, instead, he decided to get in on the action.

Ryan : If they were collecting ransom for mob guys,

Ryan : he wanted a taste in the form of cash money orders.

Castle : Right, but as his political star rose from Congressman to Senator,

Castle : he realized he had to make sure this scandal never came to light.

Beckett : So then people started dying.

Now, this would explain why he's coming after you right now.

Castle : Word is, Bracken's being groomed to run for President.

Esposito : He's trying to clean house, and you're next.

Esposito : - We need to take him down. - How?

Becket : All we have are a bunch of numbers that are meaningless to anyone but us.

Becket : We have absolutely no hard evidence against him.

Ryan : I may have the next best thing.

Ryan : I just got word that Michael Smith is out of surgery.

Ryan : And he's awake.


Marshall : "Part of Your World" to my pants.

Robin : Okay, even if that happens, is there any way to un-mermaid me?

Marshall : I asked Barney the same thing.

Barney : Once mermaid-ified, there's only one way


- We made it to Kandy, we are in the kitchen now

with grandma and some of Ruzaina's relatives.

And they are preparing very special meal for us

that's gonna be all parts of the cow.

There's tongue, there's hoof, there's intestines, there's--

- Beef! - Beef, the meet.

- Yeah, meat. - Beef meat.

All made into a variety of different curries.

The entire tongue is curled up in a single clay pot curry

which looks incredible.

Right now she's making some millet roti,

which is there's flour, there's coconut, shredded coconut

in the recipe there's--

- [Grandma] roti Olive oil.

There's olive oil and then what's unique about that roti

is that she rolls it out and then folds it over

like four times so that it has layers

and then that goes on the hot plate

to really slow cook.

Break a piece.

- [Ruzaina] Look Mark, just break a piece

see how soft it is.

- [Mark] Oh yeah, it's so soft, like crispy.

Fresh off the grill and I can't wait to try it.


Next up guys, John and I are just in the rental car.

We are warming up for our wagyu feast tonight.

We are going to go for wagyu beef udon noodles.

- This place is known for its olive production,

and the wagyu here eat olives,

so this is going to be a pretty special bowl.

- Let's go check it out!

Here we are.

Wagyu udon.

- Wagyu-don. - Wagyu-don.


Man, you see the kid on that nose?

You know what I was thinking about?

Rachel : That kiss before we left the apartment. That was something, huh?

Ross : Yeah. Yeah, it really was.

But we.. We gotta be careful.

We.. You know, we can't let that happen again, you know?

Right.

-We don't want to go down that road. -No. That's why I brought it up.

-They didn't have any sodas? -Oh, my God. I'm sorry.


Sheldon : No, I said you were teaching someone a lesson. Now let's go.

Bill : What are you guys working on?

Oh, we're making nano vacuum tubes.

Bill : -That's interesting. -Haven't you stolen enough from me?


House : You want yours extra crispy or original recipe?


Adams : The right person could turn it into something,

Adams : get the department running smoothly.

I wonder who that right person could be.

Adams : House is the head of the department.

Adams : It's only fair that a woman should hold the other position of authority.

Park : Yeah, let's go affirmative action on this, because then I'll definitely win.

Taub : This is what House wants. Wind us up and watch us fight over an empty title.

Taub : Which would make us extra stupid because of what we've just been through.

Taub : We should let him choose whoever he wants and move on.

Joe : So if these proteins are in my spinal fluid, that means I have MS.

The proteins may indicate MS. There's no one definitive test.

Taub : That's why Dr. House ordered an MRI as well.

This is anaesthetic.

Adams : It's a scary diagnosis,

Adams : but advances are being made.

Adams : Several drugs approved just this year.

Joe : To be honest, at the moment I'm feeling a little more worried

Adams : about the testosterone injections.

Joe : It's making me feel different

Joe : Kind of amped.

Joe : I went through this big life change, and it felt really meaningful,

Joe : but what if it was all just chemistry?


- I don't know if I've ever seen it happen, but I'm excited.

I think the kids are gonna learn a lot.

So give this video a big thumbs up

if you're excited to see Ollie

take his bearded dragon to school.

All right, Draco is doing pretty good in his box.

His tail is sticking out, which I think is so funny.

So I've just been chilling in the car

with little Draco here, which luckily,

I'm pretty comfortable holding.

I think that's a good thing.

I've been really nervous, though, that he's going to poop.

He doesn't poop very often, but when he does,

it is the most disgusting thing you could ever imagine.

It's not like regular poop.

I'm not gonna talk about it anymore,

but I've been really nervous about it,

and he hasn't yet. Hopefully he doesn't in the classroom.

Let me know down in the comments

if this is ever something that

you would ever want to share at your school,

or if you're a mom, if you would ever be willing

to share a bearded dragon at your kid's school.


- My ring gouged his face.

- [Bryan] There you go, mama's got a special ring

- Ready, three, two, one.

- [Bryan] Whoa she punched a hole in him.

- [Missy] Oh my goodness.

- mumbles

- [Bryan] Batman, 'kay you ready?

Poor Spidey and Batman, that was fun, huh.

It's kind of gruesome, it's like just

a bunch of balloon body parts.

Bryan laughing

Alright Ollie alright, I think that's enough.

Ollie you're so funny, was that fun?

I thought the boys would enjoy that little clean up.

Very nicely, alright, let's throw them in the trash now.

- Shoot, three, two, one.

- You're going to the trash Spider-Man.

- [Bryan] Yep, he's in the trash.

That was fun, in the trash they go.


my face is covered in crab and curry,

good thing there's a hose over here!

laughing

upbeat music

laughing

The post-curry head-wash!

- This is what's needed!

Your turn!


waste one not gonna love it I need

waste one not gonna love it I need to be a perfect okay okay oh I'm

to be a perfect okay okay oh I'm

to be a perfect okay okay oh I'm impressed

impressed

impressed hello this is happiness

hello this is happiness

hello this is happiness this green but bill helps fun too still

this green but bill helps fun too still

this green but bill helps fun too still right after three months my word agent

right after three months my word agent

right after three months my word agent stores are solving simple cookies and

stores are solving simple cookies and

stores are solving simple cookies and they have like a parish thing on it

they have like a parish thing on it

they have like a parish thing on it I hope our by the way I don't know if

I hope our by the way I don't know if

I hope our by the way I don't know if it's exacting snack but I tried it

it's exacting snack but I tried it

it's exacting snack but I tried it before and it's not like this one's like

before and it's not like this one's like really crunchy it tastes super fresh and

really crunchy it tastes super fresh and the cream is all those of know so they

the cream is all those of know so they

the cream is all those of know so they can make good oh good it tastes just

can make good oh good it tastes just

can make good oh good it tastes just like a protective yeah it tastes like

like a protective yeah it tastes like

like a protective yeah it tastes like just as soon as they made it we got a


Chase : Whatever it is, it must have damaged the lining of his stomach.

Chase : Till that heals, nothing's gonna work.

Thirteen : So we need to treat both that and the nausea.

Chase : And whatever's wrong with him.

Thirteen : We give him ondansetron and prostaglandins.

Chase : And whatever's wrong with him.

Chase : Neither of those will treat any possible underlying condition.

Thirteen : Who cares? He's not our patient, the hospital is.

Wilson : I can hear you.

Thirteen : You're pretty miserable, aren't you?

Thirteen : Would you be willing to take a fairly risky drug if it would make it all go away?


Hey.

Molly : I don't know how God is gonna get us through this, but he will.

House : Stop it, I'm blushing.

Kurtz : What are you doing?

House : Just looking for some reading material for the crapper.

House : These CTs... Get back in your bed. Come on.

Molly : The children are in the waiting area. Can I bring them in?

You don't wanna see them?

Molly : You don't want them to see you?


Okay.

Hey! Monica can be cooI and fun at organized indoor projects.

AII I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life.

Rachel : This is how you repay me?

I don't need you to help me. I already know what I'm gonna do with my life.

Rachel : - Oh, yeah? Since when? - Since today.

Amy : I am going to be a baby stylist.


Llegglachen.

Ross : The famous botanist.

Oh, no, she's.. Well, she's dead now, but..

Ross : Supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.

Really?

Mona : -See, I never knew about her. -Linda Llegglachen..

So, what table are you at?

Ross : Me too.

Good. Now there'll be someone there who likes my name.

Ross : Yes, there will.


Carol : Susan will be so pleased.

Seven-one-seven? Where's 717?


you that's Ana after four kids just

you that's Ana after four kids just standing in the corner this is Tony know

standing in the corner this is Tony know Eduardo's brother not little Eduardo big

Eduardo's brother not little Eduardo big Eduardo

and this is Ana's and I don't go but

and this is Ana's and I don't go but

and this is Ana's and I don't go but they don't speak any English

they don't speak any English

they don't speak any English I didn't read

I didn't read

I didn't read he's cuter


Louise : You have family here?

Mrs. Douglas : - Yeah, a daughter. She's 17. - Oh, I'm so sorry.

Mrs. Douglas : Yeah... She had surgery on her spine.

And they said it went well,

Mrs. Douglas : but then she has trouble with her kidneys, and...

Mrs. Douglas : Well, she hasn't woken up.

Louise : My husband, either.

Mrs. Douglas : It was a dangerous surgery. They told us that.

Louise : My husband's, too.

Louise : He has cancer so...

Louise : I was surprised when they went through with it.

Louise : I thought I'd be taking him home.

Excuse me. Mrs. Douglas?

Izzie : Heather is asking for you.

Louise : - She woke up? - She did.


Congratulations! Thank you.

âª Robot found love

âª confusing my circuitry

âª my software's been hacked

âª toaster oven, you're the one for me. âª

Barney : Two, three, four.


You donât want it to end

You just want to keep it in your mouth and hold it

Itâs so soft

And so silky

And packed with juice

And sweet

A little

Youâre right about the juice too

Just look at that head butter

And itâs just absolutely pure

Look at how much meat there is here

Look at that chunk

You can just

Here is the lobster tail

Dude, thatâs just solid meat

Boneless goodness

Look at that you can just bite from it

It just falls right out

That is absolutely insane

This is an experience of a lifetime


Beckett : So, returning to the land of facts...

Beckett : What did you find at the crime scene canvass?

ESPOSITO : Nada. Only in New York

can some guy dress like a frigging zombie

Esposito : and walk down the street unnoticed.

Ryan : I did find a gap in our timeline before the murder.

Mike : What do you mean? Well, according to the doorman,

victim left his apartment at 2 : 00 a.m. and he never came back.

He was killed at 4 : 00 a.m. What was he doing for two hours?

Esposito : I don't know, but he drove there.

His credit card showed that he gassed up on Houston at 2 : 44 a.m.

Castle : All right, let's figure out where he went.

Beckett : Trouble might have followed him to the garage.

Castle : Or a zombie did.

Esposito : I'll tell you where he went. Booty call.

Esposito : Tech guys pulled a text message off David's phone.

Esposito : He sent it to a chica the night he died, wanting to hook up with her.

Beckett : Does she have a name?

Esposito : Greta Mastroianni.

EXHALES I don't understand.

Greta Mastroianni : Who would do something like this to David?

RYAN : Did you see him that night?

Ryan : We know that he texted you, wanting to come over.

Greta : No. I called him and told him not to.

Greta : I split up with David about a week ago.

Greta : He was still trying to hold on.

Why did you two split up?


Taub : I was right,

House : and more satisfyingly, you were wrong.

It was coincidence.

That cat was not predicting deaths,

House : it was just trying to keep warm.

Wilson : Yes, dead people are renowned for their warm glow.

Taub : They are if they're feverish,

House : like three of the patients were.

House : Or if they are wasting away, like the other eight.

Wilson : Wasting doesn't... It does,

House : if it means someone sticks a heating blanket on you.

Wilson : Congrats. Because of your crazy obsession with this cat

Wilson : you've solved a completely trivial mystery.

Wilson : Completely trivial?

House : My God, it's clearly only partially trivial.

House : Debbie climbed on Morgan, too,


ln fact, let me bring you a crab-cake appetizer on the house.

Ross : Wow, free crab cakes? Well, that's nice.

Although l was hoping to have sex tonight.

Ross : Just the crab cakes.

What are you doing? Are you trying to get him to stay? You can't do that.

Waiter : -Just get out of here, okay? -l'm sorry, what's going on?

Waiter : Okay, the waiters have a little pool going.

Waiter : We have a bet on how long it'll take before you give up and go home.

What?!

You're making money off my misery?

Well, if you stay till 9 : 20, l am.


Esposito : What guilt?

Sonia : For turning me in.

Esposito : Why would I feel guilty about doing my job?

Sonia : Because you love me.

Esposito : Loved you.

Esposito : Past tense. way past.

Esposito : Done. Finished.

Terminado.

Lucy : You know, I was meaning to say thank you.

Esposito : For what?

Sonia : For arresting me.

Sonia : You saved me the misery of spending another day with you.

Ryan : That's harsh.

How's your abuelita's hip?

Esposito : Good. She finally got it replaced.

Sonia : Oh, good.

Sonia : She was always so sweet.

Sonia : Your whole family was.

Sonia : That's what haunts me, you know.

Thinking how they must've reacted

Sonia : when they learned I was nothing more than a crook.

If Great white met Hammerhead here,

it stands to reason that somebody knows his real identity.

Sonia : Yeah, but that was nine years ago. Where do we start?

Bartender.

Sonia : He's bound to know where the old-timers are.

Darren : - Yeah? - Yeah.

Letme do the talking.

Bartender : What's going on, guys?

Bartender : - What can I get for you? - Um...

Uh, shots oftequila. Double rows.


near our house are like,

"Uh everything smells."

And we're like right next to it so it's pretty crazy.

We're actually headed to breakfast.

Gonna get out of the smokier area

and eat some food.

- [Bryan] So Ollie has earned two quarters.

Let me see them.

And what do you get money for, Ollie?

- When I pay attention.

- When you pay attention and when you're a good boy?

When you do your chores and you go above and beyond?

He's been really into money lately so we've been

rewarding him with quarters.

What?

- Then you just give me a quarter.

- And then we give you a quarter.

So like he got a quarter yesterday at lunch

for being good.

He got a quarter this morning

because he put Finn above himself in yesterday's vlog

and so we wanted to show him in the vlog

and then show him why Oliver speaking


all off guys look we're halfway to day

all off guys look we're halfway to day one five six well we're taking 156 days

one five six well we're taking 156 days

one five six well we're taking 156 days pregnant now imagine a place who wants

pregnant now imagine a place who wants

pregnant now imagine a place who wants to scrape off day 156 and see what it

to scrape off day 156 and see what it

to scrape off day 156 and see what it says okay what did you use to scrape it


bust like not as a student because my

bust like not as a student because my kids it's like not if I'm already put

kids it's like not if I'm already put

kids it's like not if I'm already put like others how it was back in there no

like others how it was back in there no

like others how it was back in there no we didn't have daily baths or anything

we didn't have daily baths or anything

we didn't have daily baths or anything and I feel like if it were every day

and I feel like if it were every day

and I feel like if it were every day like she obviously learned us on that it

like she obviously learned us on that it was like more like specific method and

was like more like specific method and

was like more like specific method and does it was the same like right but now

does it was the same like right but now

does it was the same like right but now they can change and you know sit where

they can change and you know sit where

they can change and you know sit where where it is the BEC high schooler

where it is the BEC high schooler

where it is the BEC high schooler kidding no so and I never did it let's

kidding no so and I never did it let's

kidding no so and I never did it let's to thing us ever done it to me reduction

to thing us ever done it to me reduction I should try it I should try like I'm

I should try it I should try like I'm

I should try it I should try like I'm trying a shower with my kids I don't

trying a shower with my kids I don't

trying a shower with my kids I don't know my gosh now is au revoir

know my gosh now is au revoir

know my gosh now is au revoir so this terrible person now what with

so this terrible person now what with

so this terrible person now what with them once once I have 20 raccoon

them once once I have 20 raccoon

them once once I have 20 raccoon to create online I mean I did carry all


- So "tenured" means ajob for life? - Yep.

And you can't get fired...

Penny : ...even if you're bad at it? - Mm, not really.

Penny : Wow, sounds a lot like being a pretty waitress at the Cheesecake Factory.

Sheldon : While I disagree with the premise of tenure...

Sheldon : ...if they gave it to me, it wouldn't diminish my output.

I'm like the sun. I can't turn this off.

- Are Rajesh and Leonard competing as well? - Mm-hm.

Amy : Do they know they don't stand a chance because you're so great?

Sheldon : Well put.

Sheldon : I must say, I go back and forth on this boyfriend-girlfriend thing...

Sheldon : ...but those moments when you worship me really keep you in the running.

It would be nice to have the income, stop taking money from my parents.

Howard : Money from family does come with strings attached.


Howard : Hi, there. Howard Wolowitz.

Ester Rosenblatt.

Penny : I don't think the manager's coming tonight, so here.

Are you suggesting I sleep on the couch?

Penny : Well, it wasn't the first suggestion that came to mind...

Penny : ...but it's the one I'm going with.

Sheldon : I can't sleep on your couch. I sleep in a bed.


just can sense a slight glaze almost and that's about it but it's very very light

that's about it but it's very very light sauce it really just highlights that

sauce it really just highlights that

sauce it really just highlights that yield and we can absolutely conditional

yield and we can absolutely conditional

yield and we can absolutely conditional that is wondrous to say the least

it's insane have never tasted girl deal

it's insane have never tasted girl deal

it's insane have never tasted girl deal like this before just on the next level

like this before just on the next level

like this before just on the next level next I'm going to take that other type

next I'm going to take that other type

next I'm going to take that other type of yield and it's served on the plate oh

of yield and it's served on the plate oh yeah that feels that feels buttery

yeah that feels that feels buttery

yeah that feels that feels buttery indeed as well look at that


Look at that, it just fall off the bone.

And now I'm gonna try that Tahchin.

Mmm.

Hamid speaking in foreign language

- Good.

- Saffron.

Really good.

Wow, what an amazing meal.

- Yeah.

- We've got a big group of friends with us.

We're gonna finish all this food

and keep going for it.

- Yeah, let's go.

chef singing in foreign language


Howard : Hey, put your tie back in your pants.

Raj : Nice place.

Raj : Reminds me of my parents' house back in New Delhi.

- You're kidding. - No. We are very wealthy.

Raj : But the only difference is, we have more servants.

- More than this? - More than we can use.

Raj : You see, in India, we don't make the mistake

of letting up poor people have dreams.

Seibert : Ah. There's my band of brainiacs.

Seibert : Where's Dr. Cooper?

Leonard : He's tearing the mask off nature to look at the face of God.

Seibert : The board of directors insists he has a beautiful mind.

Seibert : I think he's just bananas.

Seibert : Come on, let me introduce you

Seibert : to one of the university's leading donors.


The fire is still pretty, it's pretty low,

not too hot, but you can already start to hear the--

I'm pretty sure there's some dripples

of juice coming out already.

I don't know if I'm imagining it yet,

but I'm beginning to smell the--

smell the juices, smell the aroma.

upbeat instrumental music

They're rotating the lamb, having a quick cup of coffee.

child babbles offscreen

Aaaah.


that will be amazing so I am achieving

that will be amazing so I am achieving my New Year's resolutions

my New Year's resolutions

my New Year's resolutions you know someone left a comment they

you know someone left a comment they

you know someone left a comment they were like you have to keep up to date

were like you have to keep up to date

were like you have to keep up to date every vlog or I'd say like welcome to

every vlog or I'd say like welcome to

every vlog or I'd say like welcome to the fun has take care so I'm gonna try

the fun has take care so I'm gonna try

the fun has take care so I'm gonna try and keep it up and then at the end of

and keep it up and then at the end of

and keep it up and then at the end of the year we can do a little montage

the year we can do a little montage

the year we can do a little montage where I can say well there first I can

where I can say well there first I can

where I can say well there first I can turn and it'd be really cool but I don't

turn and it'd be really cool but I don't know if I'm going to do it and it

know if I'm going to do it and it

know if I'm going to do it and it doesn't believe I'm gonna be late but

doesn't believe I'm gonna be late but

doesn't believe I'm gonna be late but I'll try my best for you so you can keep

I'll try my best for you so you can keep an eye on yourselves so I'll see you


Castle : you just use that strength, and just let it go.

Castle : When he sees he can't upset you, he'll stop bothering you. Okay?

Emily : Can I go out and play now?


Oh, look at this, guys.

We've got the biggest channa stew I've ever seen.

And then look at these kidney beans here.

And you can get it all mixed up.

Amazing.

That is incredible.

And you can see they're just serving a ton of these

in bags to go, but they've also got potato

in the back there.

Ooh, and look at this.

- [Stall Worker] Ghee, ghee.

- Ghee.

Oh, we're just putting the ghee in as well.


Byron : Good, because he's a liar.

He thought he knew better than me.

Byron : He thought he knew better than everybody.

Beckett : - Mr. Singer... - I don't care if he didn't believe me.

Byron : I don't care how much it hurt him. I know what I saw.

Beckett : And what did you see?

Byron : The two of them, together in the park,

Byron : like a pair of lovebirds.

Byron : But he accused me of making the whole thing up.

Byron : I mean, why would I make something like that up?

Arthur : Why would anybody?

Beckett : Mr. Singer, what exactly did you see in the park?

Bryon : I saw enough.

Bryon : And believe me, I was pretty shocked to see them together.

Bryon : I knew I had to tell Len before somebody else did.

Len must've been very angry when you told him.

Bryon : Very angry and jealous.

Bryon : But I had followed them and found their secret spot,

and I told him where and when to find them.

Bryon : I even lent him some of my equipment so he could spy on them himself.

So Len goes to the park and he sees for himself...

Beckett : And then he confronts them in a jealous rage,

Beckett : and they kill him.

Byron : They do what now?

Beckett : They kill him.

Castle : The cheating girlfriend and the lover.

Beckett & Castle : What are you talking about?

Beckett : Who did you see in the park that night?


Kids, in the fall of 2010, our friends Stuart and Claudia had a baby,

and Marshall and Lily were the first to visit the happy new parents.

Marshall : So, have you guys landed on a name yet?

Stuart : We're trying, but it's tougher than you think. You see, I like "Tiffany."

Claudia : And I don't want my daughter to have a whore's name.

Stuart : - That's my mother's name. - I know.

I got it. How'bout we name the baby after you... "Frigid Shrew."

Claudia : That's good.

Claudia : Let's call her "Vodka."

Claudia : Then at least we know you'd hold her tight and never let her go!

Stuart : Don't knock the vodka. Wouldn't have a kid without it.


this time this is what I've done

this time this is what I've done store right back alright we're going

store right back alright we're going

store right back alright we're going with it double

doubling shop

did you I don't wanna less yeah that was unexpected I didn't know it's gonna

unexpected I didn't know it's gonna

unexpected I didn't know it's gonna explode did you grow up oh hey sorry

explode did you grow up oh hey sorry

explode did you grow up oh hey sorry Eduardo okay okay okay okay okay I did

Eduardo okay okay okay okay okay I did

Eduardo okay okay okay okay okay I did it

it

it alright today was explode guys an opal


- I'm ready to get out of here. - I'm sorry.

IZZIE : - Did you burn your hand on purpose? - Izzie, you heard Dr. Bailey.

It's OK if you did.

IZZIE : It's just, did you burn your hand to get out of taking your test?


Howard : Short jokes? Really? You're, like,

Howard : a quarter of an inch taller than me.

Leonard : Yeah, and don't you forget it.

Howard : I had a good time.

Bernadette : Me, too.

Katee Sackhoff : Kiss her good night.


- Burbank Airport, please. - Vegas, here we come!


That's great this thing when you bite into it it kind of falls apart really tender really gentle really fragile and

It has a fishy taste to it

Not in a bad way. You can taste the sardine you can taste how ridiculously fresh

That's what you're tasting, fresh fish. texture is almost like half a meatball and have a fish ball

So there is some chew to it, which just even which makes it even more splendid. This is so awesome

So far in all I have had is the cabbage and meatball. Alright, let's let's try out the chicken

Chicken is chicken, it is tender, but, it's chicken you know


Martha : Oh, Richard! I really messed up.

Martha : I just let my ego get the better of me.

Martha : Now Oona Marconi is never gonna endorse my school.


Why are you holding the phone?

Oh, shoot.

That's hilarious, mom.

Didn't even notice.

Hey, dude, by the way, I really like that suit.

Tell me about the fabric.


Is that cool? - Yeah.

- [Bryan] All right, push it in, there it goes.

Push it on all the way, dude.

Nice. - Good job.

- [Bryan] Dude, look at your BB-8 pumpkin.

Isn't that so cool?

laughing

- [Missy] That's pretty cool.

- [Bryan] Oh, Finn is Marshall. laughing

He's ready to decorate.

- I got that stinky.

- [Bryan] Yeah, so with Marshall, we have

front paws, and we have back paws,


Wilson : I was just thinking...

Wilson : He's doing landscapes on multiple canvases now.

Wilson : And they're kind of peaceful and you're always so busy...

Wow.

CHUCKLES

Cuddy : I don't think I've ever seen you embarrassed before.

Bonnie : Oh, it was never a date.

Bonnie : I was coming off a bad relationship

Bonnie : and he said we could go out as friends.

You know, just go see plays, go to a museum.

Bonnie : I didn't think you liked Trenton.

House : Love it.

House : So he'd say it's not a date but then he'd jump you.

Bonnie : Oh, no. He meant it.

House : James Wilson, carefully calibrating

Bonnie : his level of protectiveness for your individual needs.

House : Did you just compare Wilson to a tampon?

CHUCKLES No.

Bonnie : It was very endearing. He really just wanted to be a friend.

Bonnie : So I jumped him.

Bonnie : The bedroom's through here.


Leonard : Thank you, Dr. Cooper.

Sheldon : You're welcome, Dr. Hofstadter.

Okay, I'm gonna go get your discharge papers.

[SHELDON CLICKS TONGUE]

Penny : What?

Sheldon : You seem like a perfectly pleasant person.

I can't understand why women have such a hard time loving you.

Leonard : Can you open this for me?

- Can I see your stitches? - Sure.

[RETCHING]

Raj : Answering the question once and for all why Wolowitz bailed out of medical school.

Penny entering : Leonard, congratulations.

- What for? - Your Facebook status update.

"Leonard Hofstadter is in a relationship."

Leonard : What? No. No, that's not right.

Howard : Oh, man, did you switch your status before she did?

Howard : Speaking as an expert, way to look needy.


Barney : I am never gonna talk to my dad again.

Marshall : I'm never gonna talk to my dad again.

Marshall : But your dad is alive

Marshall : and he lives just down the road.

Barney : - Fine, I'll go. - Awesome. Lily, keys.


Ted : 384 west 22nd.

âª Rock 'n roll is here to stay 15 seconds. The movie's started.


kindly offer us another cruise later

kindly offer us another cruise later this year so we're going later

we'll see a hike is nice it's so nice

we'll see a hike is nice it's so nice

we'll see a hike is nice it's so nice out

out

out this is actually our last nice day

this is actually our last nice day

this is actually our last nice day tomorrow is supposed to be 55 and

tomorrow is supposed to be 55 and

tomorrow is supposed to be 55 and raining yeah I think actually wore him I

raining yeah I think actually wore him I think it might have brought my little

think it might have brought my little

think it might have brought my little practiced those last year alright we've

practiced those last year alright we've

practiced those last year alright we've made it there's only a little bit of

made it there's only a little bit of

made it there's only a little bit of water left but we are looking for

water left but we are looking for

water left but we are looking for salamanders I don't know if it's


Leonard : I push my shoulder against the secret door to see if it gives way.

Uh-huh. It does.

Sheldon : He does sound effects too.

Leonard : Hey, I always did sound effects.

Uh, a swarm of bloodthirsty bats fly through the dungeon.

Leonard : Uh, uh, they attack a nearby unicorn.

Sheldon : Okay, well, I have a sound effect for those sound effects.


- If you think it's plum or wine.

- I think it's maybe rice wine.

- Ah-huh.

- You can taste that slight like wine flavor in there

along with the soy sauce, with the steamed ginger.

But yeah, the ginger is what really, is the key

flavor-defining ingredient in this fish head.


Jessup : I was just trying to feel the guy out, you know what I mean?

Jessup : Trying to convince him, you know.

In case you guys haven't noticed, I'm somewhat of a wordsmith, you know.

Jessup : A real master of, uh, you know, of...


Monica : I won the game.

Ross : Oh, yeah? Then how come you didn't get the Geller Cup?

Rachel : There was a Geller Cup?

Ross : Yes, it was the trophy you got if you won the game.

But our dad said nobody won that game, and he was sick of our fighting.

Ross : So he took the trophy...

Ross : ...threw it in the lake.

Chandler : And was the curse lifted?

Anyway...

...that's why Mom said we were not allowed to play football again.

Monica : You know what? I think we should play a game.

Monica : I mean, come on. It's been 12 years.


Leonard : Hey, Penny and I are gonna go shop for a dining room table.

Leonard : You want to come with us?

I'd love to, but, I'm too busy

Sheldon : falling back in love with Windows 98.

Leonard : Seriously? You haven't used this desk in years.

Leonard : The second I want to get rid of it, you're up here working?

Sheldon : I can't talk right now.

Sheldon : I have several thousand updates to install.

Leonard : Are you really gonna sit here all day?

Sheldon : Think of me as Arthur Dent in

Sheldon : Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,

Sheldon : lying in front of the bulldozers to protect his home.


House : They're somewhere.

House : They're giving you a standing "0" somewhere.

House : They exist. You saved their lives.

House : It's actually more impressive that they're too busy to be here.

Foreman : What's this?

Taub : A glowing letter of recommendation


and she has to be one of the coolest

and she has to be one of the coolest chefs I've ever met in the world that

chefs I've ever met in the world that

chefs I've ever met in the world that style there's no doubt that this is one

style there's no doubt that this is one

style there's no doubt that this is one of the most insane omelet that you will

of the most insane omelet that you will

of the most insane omelet that you will ever come across

ever come across

ever come across it's literally like burrito sized

it's literally like burrito sized

it's literally like burrito sized there's only two eggs in this entire

there's only two eggs in this entire

there's only two eggs in this entire thing so you can imagine how much crab

thing so you can imagine how much crab

thing so you can imagine how much crab is in here and her method of making this

is in here and her method of making this omelet she ensured us that it doesn't

omelet she ensured us that it doesn't

omelet she ensured us that it doesn't soak up that much oil okay I can

soak up that much oil okay I can

soak up that much oil okay I can guarantee you this thing floats it is

guarantee you this thing floats it is

guarantee you this thing floats it is just literally solid solid full of crab

just literally solid solid full of crab

just literally solid solid full of crab look look at that

oh that's just pure crab with a little

oh that's just pure crab with a little

oh that's just pure crab with a little bit of egg and I pick it up like a

bit of egg and I pick it up like a

bit of egg and I pick it up like a burrito I think she will be okay with

burrito I think she will be okay with

burrito I think she will be okay with that

that

that look at this thing it is a burrito it's

look at this thing it is a burrito it's

look at this thing it is a burrito it's a crab egg burrito


scallion chicken so tender they took the bones out of this too. So it's really no fuss here

Just put this in your mouth and just enjoy and enjoy. I will I

Got a fresh hand pull noodle soup and look at this this thing is so fatty

It's already gelling on top to tell right away as soon as I lift it with my chopsticks


- [Nikki] Yeah, that smells amazing.

- And it's finished.

Look at that!

Isn't that beautiful?

- Wow.

- Look at all the little detail.

Like, down to brushing the tail and the head

to make it nice and shiny, - So beautiful!

- and presentable.

- So enormous.

Ginger, garlic,

look at all the onions on there.

- Wow, that is wild.

- Extreme aroma.

We're gonna go try it out guys.

- Oh wow guys, here we go. - Wow, look at that.


key to this is really not chopping off

key to this is really not chopping off

key to this is really not chopping off your own fingers which I feel like I can

your own fingers which I feel like I can manage that

manage that

manage that you shred piece coming then thinking

you shred piece coming then thinking

you shred piece coming then thinking what as who wants your salad spicy it's


Chandler : Yes. She was smart, she was pretty and she honestly cared about me.

Chandler : Janice is my last chance to have somebody.

Rachel : Oh, my God!

Jeez, look how fat she got.

Janice : - Hey, it's everybody! - Hi, Janice.

Chandler : Janice, you're...

Janice : Yes, I am.

Chandler : - Is it? - Is it yours?

Janice : You wish, Chandler Bing!

Janice : You are looking at a married lady now.


love that - no I think it might be a

love that - no I think it might be a little better little mint chutney mmm

little better little mint chutney mmm

little better little mint chutney mmm Wow this is definitely an angry chicken

Wow this is definitely an angry chicken

Wow this is definitely an angry chicken it's upset it's fiery I think with a

it's upset it's fiery I think with a

it's upset it's fiery I think with a little mint chutney give it a slightly

little mint chutney give it a slightly

little mint chutney give it a slightly bit more acid hey tone sounding a little

bit more acid hey tone sounding a little bit gives a little more flavor good

bit gives a little more flavor good

bit gives a little more flavor good combination mutton

combination mutton

combination mutton yeah I love mutton we're best friends

yeah I love mutton we're best friends

yeah I love mutton we're best friends let's go thank you this look at this I

let's go thank you this look at this I

let's go thank you this look at this I haven't done anything slow yet it's

haven't done anything slow yet it's

haven't done anything slow yet it's already beaming at me oh this you go


This is pretty wonderful, Mr. Major Capades Guy!

Phoebe : I remember when you were just King Friday in Mr. Roger's Ice Is Nice.

Duncan : You always said I'd make it.

Rachel : Well, you know, I'm kind of spooky that way.

Gosh, I missed you!

Duncan : - I'm gonna get changed. - Okay.


upbeat music

Again, topped with those spring onions.

Oh, that complements it so well.

Okay, it's time to start on the tuna.

upbeat music

- [Mark] This one is chutoro, and you can just look

at the vibrancy of that color.

And that's because it's from the very very fresh fish,

which was just newly arrived to the restaurant.

That's the fish he just caught up.

Like even, you can see that gradient on it.

upbeat music

Wow!

Oh, that is spectacular!

Literally just melting in your mouth.

You barely need to chew.

And that's just full of flavor.

- [Mark] Shimofuri? - [Man] Yes.

- [Mark] Oh, I didn't even know that one.

Okay, this one is shimofuri which is between

the medium fatty and the very fatty belly.

So it's that stage in between,

and you can just see it glistening.


Beckett : You're not going alone.

Alexis : She's right, Dad. You can't go by yourself.

Alexis : I'll go with you!

Castle : Yes. Yes! She'll go with me.

Beckett : We have no idea what's out there.

Beckett : No idea who's out there. That's too risky.

Castle : It's Canada. How risky could it be?

Castle : And need I remind you, I'm a grown man.

Castle : I don't need to ask your permission.

Castle : That being said, please, please, please, can I go?

Beckett : Okay, fine. But only because I know

you're not gonna do anything stupid if she's with you.

Beckett : Don't let him do anything stupid. Promise.

Castle : Grab your passport, I'll get the tickets.

Ryan : - Beckett. - Hey.

So uniforms re-canvassed at that coffee shop

using the geezer photo.

Esposito : They got a hit.

Esposito : A patron identified Old Man Wally as a tenant in a nearby building.

Beckett : Okay, I'll be right there.


at O'Neill's.

Shepherd : That place is full of felons and lowlifes.

Beckett : Any idea why he decided to move his game up there?

Shepherd : Well, it wasn't for the money. I mean, he was cleaning up here.

Esposito : But, uh...

Shepherd : What people say and do

Shepherd : doesn't always make sense.

Beckett : Mr. Shepherd?

Shepherd : No, it's probably nothing. I mean, it's stupid even.

Beckett : It's not stupid if it could help us

Beckett : fill in the blanks on Will's life.

Shepherd : I once asked him how he got to be so good.

Shepherd : He told me

Shepherd : he went down to the crossroads

Shepherd : and made a deal with the Devil for his talent.

I figured that's gotta be a joke, right?

Shepherd : But the other night, Will looked nervous.

Shepherd : I mean, downright scared.

Shepherd : So I asked him, I said, "What's going on?"

Shepherd : You know what he told me?

Castle : No. But I want to know.

Shepherd : He said it wasn't a joke.

Shepherd : He said his time was up.

Shepherd : That he was about to lose his soul.

Well, like I said, though, uh...

Shepherd : Stupid, right?

Beckett : Espo's got something for us at the precinct.


which are bubbling away all at the same time, frying fish.

And the oil is dark and murky,

but that's because it's pure mustard oil

that the fish is frying in.

But it's just a beautiful scene.

It almost looks like it's like tide pools of frying fish.

Okay, thank you.

- [Man] Hot, hot.

- [Mark] The chef is giving me a taste test right now.

This is right out of the oil.


Kebabs and burgers will never be the same ever again.

Hamburgers, I can never look at another hamburger

and not remember the chapli kebab.

Goodbye.

Goodbye down there.

Yeah, that was unexplainably delicious.


House : I'm not saying it's logical, I'm just saying it's human.

Valerie : So if you know your conscience is just an animal instinct,

Valerie : you don't need to follow it.

Valerie : I think you realize that.

Valerie : That's why you're talking to me.

Bill : You lied about your landscaping class.

Bill : Dr. Hadley thought the soils might be poisoned.

Valerie : You told him that?

Wibberly : I just thought...

Bill : Russ said you were having an affair.

Bill : Was that your cover? Every Thursday night, you'd...

Valerie : I'm so sorry.

Bill : Oh, God.

House : It's not what you think.

Valerie : Do you remember that telecom case

Valerie : I said that we didn't get last year?


Watch stuff like this...

...and you realize why evolution is just a theory.


If nobody stabs you.

Lily : Day's not over.

Barney : I'm sorry that I lied about wanting to settle down.

Lily : No, that wasn't the lie.

Lily : The lie was when you told Nora you were lying.

Lily : Because you weren't.

Lily : You want that stuff, Barney, I know you do.

Barney : Maybe, eventually, I could settle down.

Barney : 50 years from now,

Barney : if I have like a Hefner thing going on with some really hot twins.

Barney : But those twins

Barney : won't even be born for another...

Barney : 32 years.

Nora : I mean...

Barney : Nora's great. She's wonderful. But...

Lily : - What time was your dinner reservation? - Last night? 8 : 30.

What did his heart do at 8 : 30?

It... literally skipped a beat.

Lily : Your heart's talking to you, Barney. Do you have the guts to listen to it?


Mm-hmm.

What's outstanding about this is just its pureness,

its freshness, and just,

it's just good.

So good.

Mm-hmm.

- What's funny is, this dish, I love it,

but I always forget about it.

There's so many choices in Peru,

but here, like it's been so long I haven't had this,

and it's so easy to make in your house, too.

- This is a great way to use all the fish

too and not throw away any of those bones.


If you want to try something really unique in Beijing

You can follow along with Chuchuâs tour

And hop in a taxi

And try the classic Beijing fermented stinky fermented soybean drink

Thatâs stench fills every restaurant itâs made in

As we started getting closer

Chuchu started getting really nervous


Maybe he was busy writing clumsy penis metaphors...

...about my fiancÃ©e.

Raj : Screw you. That was a beautifully-written penis metaphor.

Penny : You know what? Guys, I'm not in the mood for paintball.

Leonard : - What do you say we just bag it? - Fine.

- Sure, whatever. - But you can't quit.

That's a court-martial offense. That's punishable by...

Sheldon : You can't quit.

I'm sorry, Sheldon, it's just not a good time for playing games.

Sheldon : This is a game to you?

Sheldon : Uh, was the Battle of Antietam a game, huh?

Sheldon : Was the Sack of Rome a game?

Leonard : Yes, no and no.

Sheldon : Wait.

Sheldon : I just want you all to know that I forgive you.

This mutiny isn't your fauIt.

Sheldon : It's mine.


Leonard : Happened to Einstein. He got stuck in the unified field theory for decades.

Sheldon : Oh, don't play the Einstein card.

His breakthroughs happened when no one knew anything.

Sheldon : Everything was a great breakthrough.

Leonard : Sheldon Lee Cooper, I do not have time for this nonsense.

Leonard : Go put your clothes on, get in the car, and let's go to work.


Ross : Nothing like it in this lifetime. Money in the bank.

Ross : So Rachel and I broke up.


video they're lighting up the fires now

video they're lighting up the fires now to get started cooking it's so beautiful

to get started cooking it's so beautiful here it's so lush and so green

here it's so lush and so green

here it's so lush and so green [Music]

we've been welcomed into their

we've been welcomed into their

we've been welcomed into their countryside home and I think they just

countryside home and I think they just

countryside home and I think they just poured some tea man I hope the rain says

poured some tea man I hope the rain says now it is it is beautiful here it's so

now it is it is beautiful here it's so

now it is it is beautiful here it's so incredibly lush and so green and so what

incredibly lush and so green and so what [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] well that's wonderful it's really hot


Leonard : Why do I always have to carry the heavy stuff?

Sheldon : Well, it's very simple.

Sheldon : In our ragtag band of scientists with nothing to lose...

Sheldon : ...I'm the smart one. Wolowitz is the funny one.


Ryan : So she must have been paid in cash?

Esposito : So, maybe her job was illegal,

Esposito : and that might be part of the reason she was killed.

Ryan : The only reference I found regarding employment

Ryan : was a place called NewStart Horizons.

Esposito : Sounds like a diet plan.

Well, you would think so,

Ryan : but it's a job-placement organization

for women who've been incarcerated based right here in the city.

Ryan : Susan met with them when they visited the prison.

Esposito : So, maybe they placed her in that job,

Esposito : and they might know where she moved to.

Ryan : All right, I'll loop Beckett in on NewStart Horizons.

Ryan : All right.


Beth : I didn't kill anyone.

Beth : When I left Manchester Energy, Marcus was alive.

Beth : I came straight back here.

Beth : You can check the motel surveillance cameras.

- And what about Bryce? - I didn't kill him. I was here.

Beth : I haven't even left this place till now.

Castle : Okay then, what really happened last night?

Castle : What were you doing there

Castle : when Hayley and Marcus were breaking in?

Beth : I was the bait for that idiot, Ned.

Beth : The computer system required two separate "security keys."

You can'tjust hack in and upload a worm.

Beth : It had to be embedded while a secure portal was open.

Esposito : So you made sure that Ned logged in.

Ryan : And after that,

Ryan : the worm that Hayley unintentionally planted

Ryan : was allowed to wreak havoc on London's power grid.

Castle : Wait a minute. Marcus was a run-of-the-mill cat burglar at best.

Castle : How would he come up with such an elaborate plan?

Beth : - He was just following orders. - From who?

Beth : A man named Edgar Patton.

Esposito : - You never met this man? - No.

Beth : Marcus was the point man.

And he brought me into this job.

Did Marcus say anything about him?

Ryan : Come on, you've got to know something.

Beth : He's a smoker, I guess.

Beth : The night before the job,

Beth : Marcus met Edgar at some fancy club to get the worm program.

Beth : When Marcus came back,

Beth : both him and his laptop stunk like cigars.

Beth : And that's all I know.

Where's Marcus' Iaptop now?


House : What did you do over the summer?

Arlene : - I-- - Redo the tests.

House : Let's see if the source of the problem is in the limbs or the spine. Do an EMG.

House : Got a whole other quad to cover.


5 a.m. it's 4 : 30 in the morning and

5 a.m. it's 4 : 30 in the morning and really delicious dish I'm sorry my brain

really delicious dish I'm sorry my brain hasn't woken up yet

hasn't woken up yet

hasn't woken up yet I think I'm brightening up I actually

I think I'm brightening up I actually

I think I'm brightening up I actually know what a zombie feels like I think I

know what a zombie feels like I think I

know what a zombie feels like I think I do

do

do 4 : 30 in the morning and Tainan it looks

4 : 30 in the morning and Tainan it looks like how most cities in the world who

like how most cities in the world who

like how most cities in the world who look like completely deserted and I'm

look like completely deserted and I'm

look like completely deserted and I'm the only schmuck trying to get some good

the only schmuck trying to get some good oh there's a taxi oh yo taxi taxi you

oh there's a taxi oh yo taxi taxi you

oh there's a taxi oh yo taxi taxi you didn't see me I mean it makes sense it's

didn't see me I mean it makes sense it's pretty dark and I'm gonna tan oh there's

pretty dark and I'm gonna tan oh there's my wrist I see


Get all that extra caramel off.

This chocolate

- Mhmm another chocolate

Caramel in the chocolate, okay, okay

that's good, that's good.

- Now that I've got a good layer of the chocolate

- Whoa that's so cool

- Mhmm, that looks so good

- [Bryan] Now what are you gonna do?


Cameron : And not just a meal between two colleagues.

Cameron : A date.

House : You'll come back to work...

House : if I go out on a date with you?


ago we started a project we are so close to be able to announce that project to

to be able to announce that project to

to be able to announce that project to you but before we do there's a few other

you but before we do there's a few other little things we need to check out but

little things we need to check out but

little things we need to check out but we're gonna bring you guys today to go

we're gonna bring you guys today to go

we're gonna bring you guys today to go meet the rest of the team and it's very

meet the rest of the team and it's very

meet the rest of the team and it's very exciting it's very it's so exciting we

exciting it's very it's so exciting we

exciting it's very it's so exciting we have to come all the way here just to

have to come all the way here just to

have to come all the way here just to tell you about it so there's gonna be no

tell you about it so there's gonna be no vlog for Anna today so and I took the

vlog for Anna today so and I took the

vlog for Anna today so and I took the camera I told her as the g7x on my desk

camera I told her as the g7x on my desk

camera I told her as the g7x on my desk she took that but the bathrooms taken it

she took that but the bathrooms taken it why I left the battery in the charger

why I left the battery in the charger

why I left the battery in the charger for her not the windows on top of the

for her not the windows on top of the

for her not the windows on top of the camera so hopefully there has been there

camera so hopefully there has been there is footage of Anna

[Music]


Tiffany : because the people in their lives don't listen anymore.

Tiffany : The sex is just a way for them to feel connected again.

Okay, when was the last time that you and Councilman Horn "connected"?

Tiffany : Couple of weeks ago.

Tiffany : He came to me, hysterical. He said that he couldn't see me anymore.

Castle : What happened? His wife find out?

Tiffany : No. Someone else.

Tiffany : He said that he was being blackmailed. Someone had photos of us.

Castle : - Who? - He didn't know.

Tiffany : At first, he thought it was me.

Tiffany : He got upset, and then he panicked. He thought that I had told my friends.

Beckett : And did you?

It may surprise you, Detective, but I have dreams of my own.

Tiffany : Look, this just pays the bills.

Tiffany : If our relationship ever went public,

Tiffany : he's not the only one that would be ruined.

Castle : You said he panicked.

Tiffany : Yeah, he was desperate to find out who was behind it.

Tiffany : He wanted to cut a deal.

Tiffany : He said that he couldn't keep making payoffs

Tiffany : without the campaign finding out.

Politics, escorts and blackmail. This just keeps getting better.

The councilman was looking for his blackmailer. What if he found him?


the apple orchard and something that's

the apple orchard and something that's unique about this apple orchard and

unique about this apple orchard and

unique about this apple orchard and actually this was the original project

actually this was the original project

actually this was the original project is its yeah they have wonderful apple

is its yeah they have wonderful apple

is its yeah they have wonderful apple orchards and in order to like create a

orchards and in order to like create a

orchards and in order to like create a business to help the people of this

business to help the people of this

business to help the people of this village they thought we could use their

village they thought we could use their

village they thought we could use their amazing apples and make apple juice and

amazing apples and make apple juice and

amazing apples and make apple juice and so that's part of their initiative

so that's part of their initiative

so that's part of their initiative that's part of their project and so

that's part of their project and so

that's part of their project and so we're just gonna stop and we're

we're just gonna stop and we're

we're just gonna stop and we're especially going to see this is the

especially going to see this is the

especially going to see this is the place where they make the apple juice

place where they make the apple juice

place where they make the apple juice it's just incredible to see this

it's just incredible to see this

it's just incredible to see this production this warehouse facility of

production this warehouse facility of

production this warehouse facility of ecological high quality organic apple

ecological high quality organic apple

ecological high quality organic apple juice and they even supply just from

juice and they even supply just from

juice and they even supply just from this small village in Transylvania the

this small village in Transylvania the

this small village in Transylvania the supply of mini hotels and restaurants

supply of mini hotels and restaurants

supply of mini hotels and restaurants throughout Romania for apple juice it's

throughout Romania for apple juice it's

throughout Romania for apple juice it's really boosted this village provided

really boosted this village provided

really boosted this village provided jobs for many people and it's weird

jobs for many people and it's weird

jobs for many people and it's weird about to taste of apple juice yes so


Henry : My neck feels much better.

Adams : Your fever's gone, and your liver function's almost back to normal.


- They said that's both for art, for design,

and that's their design,

and then also for function, for cooking

so that everything is even.

So the olive oil probably oozes up.

I can already imagine the oozing olive oil

and meat juices and fats.

speaking foreign language

Ah, okay.

speaking foreign language

Now she's gonna demonstrate, show us the raw version.

speaking foreign language

- [Kamel] It's gonna be eaten raw.


and there's so much action going on.

I mean, it's one of those areas where just everything

is exciting, and something

is fascinating everywhere you look,

the energy, the excitement.

Their shit's called Nali biryani.

Now, Nali is the bone marrow in biryani.

We already actually sampled some biryani earlier

this morning, but this is Nali biryani,

so it's bone marrow biryani.

He just took like shovel fulls of the bones,

these are beef bones, and dumped them into

the spices which are already simmering.

It just like shattered into the giant pots.

Wow, that smells unbelievably good.

speaking in foreign language


it's a nice roll you're done I think

it's a nice roll you're done I think it's the chrysanthemum live in there

it's the chrysanthemum live in there

it's the chrysanthemum live in there right

right

right and also the perilla leaves maybe and

and also the perilla leaves maybe and

and also the perilla leaves maybe and again she did say it was a meat rock


George : I've had this thing for my roommate since, like, day one,

George : and I just... I can't tell her.

George : She probably wouldn't go out with me, anyway, but...

George : How do I know that for sure,

George : if I don't ever ask?

Annie : Seriously?

Annie : You're equating your pathetic love life with my record-breaking tumor?

Annie : Seriously?

[- The Ditty Bops : Walk or Ride]

Meredith : It's just that he blatantly favors me in front of her


It's too good.