usually inside a full a long time util

usually inside a full a long time util to so here it does have to walk down

to so here it does have to walk down

to so here it does have to walk down element in the middle element but that's

element in the middle element but that's what a similarity int because then I see

what a similarity int because then I see role support here and some fish cake and

role support here and some fish cake and then crackling pork skin it's very

then crackling pork skin it's very

then crackling pork skin it's very Chinese but at the same time it has I

Chinese but at the same time it has I

Chinese but at the same time it has I agree and it will rarely do teeth in get

agree and it will rarely do teeth in get to actually you can hear the on orbit

to actually you can hear the on orbit

to actually you can hear the on orbit hang or with the suit inside and hang is

hang or with the suit inside and hang is the dry version yep which I really like

the dry version yep which I really like

the dry version yep which I really like the dry version because you can kind of

the dry version because you can kind of

the dry version because you can kind of mix and match if you like and your

mix and match if you like and your

mix and match if you like and your noodles don't get soggy I agree with you

noodles don't get soggy I agree with you yeah I mean usually you don't get a rib

yeah I mean usually you don't get a rib

yeah I mean usually you don't get a rib that good on the bone and yeah let's

that good on the bone and yeah let's

that good on the bone and yeah let's just take those noodles well they're

just take those noodles well they're

just take those noodles well they're like hot and fresh right now


Stuart : Oh, yeah. I guess it is hard.

Howard : So...

Amy : ...where were we?

Sheldon : Well, I believe

Sheldon : we were kissing like randy teenagers,

Sheldon : and your nose was whistling ever so slightly.

Bernadette : I'm sorry.

Sheldon : Oh, don't be.

Sheldon : You were like a foxy tea kettle.


Emily, is this puring?

- Yeah.

- [Missy] Okay, good, I got confirmation that it's pouring.

How cool, it's the summertime, okay, wow,

I really can't go out there.

Summertime rain, it's literally hot and humid,

and there's cold rain coming down.

Holy moly, it is coming down hard.

mellow music


Leonard : Amy, it's your turn. We need one more hit. Finish him off.


flossing to me is like this oh that's

flossing to me is like this oh that's what it's supposed to be like flossing

what it's supposed to be like flossing

what it's supposed to be like flossing your teeth that's good immediate pain to

your teeth that's good immediate pain to paradise as they say or you thinking up


Chandler : Hey, Janice, it's me.

I wanted to apologize in advance for having chased you down the street.


DENNY : I know we've had our differences and I'm sorry we've been out of touch.

CHRISTINA to Burke chopping up chicken : More chicken surgery?

BURKE : I'm making you dinner.

DENNY : Believe it or not,

DENNY : I was trying to make everything better.

DENNY : I know you're angry. And I hope you'll forgive me.

It turns out sometimes you have to do the wrong thing.

Callie at Joe's : McSteamy, right?

MARK : You must be a friend of Meredith's.

CALLIE : Not really. Dr. Torres. Callie.

ADDISON : Mark Sloan.

CALLIE : Bad day?

MARK : - You could say that. You? - Oh, yeah.

MARK : So, what have you heard about me exactly?

CALLIE : Mostly things that involve the words "dirty" and "bad. "

GEORGE : Right.

I guess there, uh, really is no starting over, is there?

MARK : Can I buy you a drink, Callie?


- Viva kaymak! laughs

- Oh wow! - Good?

- The bread is so fresh and

then the kaymak is like a really creamy,

almost like whipped butter in taste and texture.

Wash it down with tea.

Ahh, oh yeah.

Just soothing.

It just goes so well.

Dip into some more of this kaymak.

- [Man] These are different,

there's two types.

Yellow and we have another one.

What you do is you just break it up like a jam.

Mark laughing

- [Mark] And a little on your pants.

Alright I'm gonna try one of the figs.

Break it in half.

I can just feel the juices just squeezing out.

Oh wow.

Squeeze it together.

Squeeze it together.

And yeah you can see like the pulpiness


Barney : Want to have a three-way with me and my imaginary friend?

Barney : His name's Otis.

Barney : Want to come to my house and play telephone?

I got the string, you got the cans.

Barney : I wet myself!


Leonard : Anyway, I'm not sure she's the best fit

Leonard : for our little-- how should we call it-- rebel alliance.

Sheldon : Oh, I never identified with the rebel alliance.

Sheldon : Despite their tendency to build Death Stars,

Sheldon : I've always been more of an empire man.

Leonard : Yeah, not my point.

Sheldon : I know what your point is.

Sheldon : You're intimidated by Amy's intellect.

Sheldon : To that I say, buck up.

Leonard : Okay, let me just

Leonard : get right to it.

Leonard : Amy is judgmental, sanctimonious and frankly...

Leonard : just obnoxious.


Meredith : and my mother has a whole drawer full of unopened cards?

Meredith : Because it's not often that my life turns out that way.

Christina : I don't know.

Richard : But you don't know either until you ask him.

Callie : Hey. How's he doing?

Georgie is obsessed with our dad's pee.

Ronny : This is weird. Even for Georgie.

Louise : - Boys, be nice. - His kidney function!

George : I'm obsessed with his kidney function, not his pee.

George : I'm not obsessed, I'm excited.

Jerry : You're not going to drink that are you, Georgie?

One hundred and thirty cc's!

A hundred and thirty cc's of shiny, yellow urine!

One hundred and thirty in how long?

- Four hours. - No way!

That is fantastic! Yes!


few plates of babi guling now in Bali I

few plates of babi guling now in Bali I think this is one of the better plates

think this is one of the better plates

think this is one of the better plates everything is really fresh everything's

everything is really fresh everything's

everything is really fresh everything's really vibrant and the ingredients taste

really vibrant and the ingredients taste very high-quality the pig is and they've

very high-quality the pig is and they've done a really good job with their pig

done a really good job with their pig

done a really good job with their pig here I'm gonna ask for some of the I'm


Woman : I just got a call from the florist.

Woman : The flowers won't be here till halfway through the ceremony.


you're holding him but like Hello

you're holding him but like Hello buongiorno under IO what if we only

buongiorno under IO what if we only

buongiorno under IO what if we only speak Italian to this child


Sheldon : Is it true, as a child, you were a stutterer

Sheldon : and were functionally mute for eight years?

James : It is true.

Sheldon : Is it true they used scuba gear

Sheldon : to create the sound of Darth Vader breathing?

James : -They sure did. -Oh.

Sheldon : Is it true that you were pre-med in college

Sheldon : and you almost became a doctor?

James : -That's right. -Oh, James!

Sheldon : I could listen to your stories all night.


Ted : there's really no point in even going.

Lily : And the most important rule of all...

Barney : Lubricant is public property. Robin groans

Marshall : Please.

Lily : No lying to the spouse

Lily : about anything you do.

Ted : Why would anyone lie?

Ted : Look, Zoey and I are just friends.

Ted : If there was anything more than that,

Ted : I wouldn't hang out with her.

Marshall : Lily's right, Ted. Once you're married,

Marshall : it's very hard to be friends

Marshall : with a single person of the opposite sex. ROBIN : Yeah.

Robin : Unless you're old friends, which is why

Robin : I can hang out with Marshall whenever I want.

Robin : Right, Marsh Madness?


of the Yucatan Peninsula.

We're right on the border, kind of close

between Quintana Roo the state and Yucatan state.

Gracias.

It's some kind of a citrus, I think orange juice.

A type of, mm, but it has like a,

almost like a bitter smell to it.

Slightly.


very cool to complete this entire setup

very cool to complete this entire setup

very cool to complete this entire setup even have their own bee colony here

even have their own bee colony here

even have their own bee colony here which is now going into hibernation for

which is now going into hibernation for

which is now going into hibernation for the winter but very cool taking a few I


"Your treatment of patients is reprehensible. "

Wilson : You're reading his performance review?

Cuddy : I'm busy. We have a nurses' strike.

"Your management of employees borders on abuse. "

Amber : Let's go.

Wilson : No, I... I want to hear it.

"You are overtly contemptuous of hospital hierarchy. "

House : And covertly.

House : But I suppose, you didn't know about that.

"Your attitude towards supervisory personnel is disrespectful.

"And a disturbingly large proportion of your comments are racist or sexist. "

House : That top makes you look like an Afghani prostitute.

House : Would be an example of that.

Cuddy : Sign this.

House, I got the... It can wait.

House : I will sign if you will give us a ruling.

Cuddy : I will give you a ruling if you do the reviews on your team.

House : I'd be happy to continue the mockery of this process.

What did you offer him? Wednesdays till 11 : 00,

and alternate weekends.

Wednesdays till 11 : 00, and alternate weekends.

House : Yes! Wednesday nights are Ladies' Nights at Cheetah's.

Kutner : Calcium's normal.

House : Wow. It really could wait.

Everything's normal. And you thought it wouldn't be?

Kutner : He's a carpet cleaner, he's got a home full of hydrofluoric acid.

House : Doesn't mean his calcium should be low.

Yeah, actually, it kind of does. HF causes lower levels of...

Lower, not low. Lower than normal.

House : Lower than yesterday. Yesterday might have been high.

House : What's lower than high?


Bailey : - It's about time. - Sorry, I got sidetracked.

George : Nadia Shelton's ulcer perforated.

George : She's vomiting blood by the pint.

Bailey : Is the chief back?

- I haven't seen him. - No.

All right, both of you, scrub in. I'm gonna need all the help I can get.

Derek : Well, there it is. Left side of his frontal lobe.

Derek : - Why didn't we see that before? - Intracerebral bleeds

Izzie : - can have a delayed presentation. - Right. You wanna get him out of there?

Derek : Just prep an OR. I'm gonna talk to his wife.

Derek sarcastic : Dr. Stevens.


Sheldon : Oh, nice job, man-hands.

l didn't break it.

l guess Stuart sold it to me like this.

Sheldon : Yes. Yes, he did.

Sheldon : That is a perfectly satisfying and plausible explana...

You know, let's all be mad at Stuart.

l paid a lot for this. Let's take it over there and show him.


Barney : If they were to cure cancer tomorrow,

Barney : This would still be the greatest thing to happen all week.


Marshall : I'm aware of that.

âª ...Who'd walk 5,000 miles

Man : You have 50 cents?

âª And fall down at your door

Ted : No...

Marshall : Look, can I just have my coffee, please?

Man : Sorry, we're all out of trays and lids.

Man : Two tall guys just came through here a few minutes ago

Man : And bought 'em all.

Marshall : Oh.


whooping, clapping

Leonard : Speech! Speech!

Raj : Come on, Sheldon, say something.


...because she's afraid she's not smart enough for Leonard.

Leonard : So it's nothing I did? It's her problem?

Sheldon : I drank milk that tasted funny.

Leonard : Penny thinks I'm too smart for her. That's ridiculous.

Penny : I know.

Sheldon : Most of your work is extremely derivative.

And don't worry, that's not a secret.

Sheldon : Everybody knows.


I have enjoyed it try to buy fine and

I have enjoyed it try to buy fine and what slaves and you can't and then leave

what slaves and you can't and then leave it down in the comments if you've got

it down in the comments if you've got

it down in the comments if you've got the the biggest number of words you

the the biggest number of words you

the the biggest number of words you found in the comments and then you've

found in the comments and then you've

found in the comments and then you've got 81 husband is a girl who don't pour


laughing

Awesome.

Whoa, that is sticky good.

The flavor of the cinnamon,

the natural sweetness of the lamb and the wheat already,

but then we're gonna add some sugar to it,

to eat it the common local way.

- It's more delicious, believe me.

- That's why, okay.

- That's why I'm so fat.

Mark laughs


Leonard : - What? - Sheldon's onion ring. Just put it back.

- It's one onion ring. - Just put it back before he comes.

Leonard : Don't think that's where it was.

Howard : Okay, here he comes. Deny, deny, deny, people. Wall of silence.


Woo-hoo, there he is!

Nice job, dude.

Check this out you guys.

It was so hot today

that these soda cans sitting out here in the cooler

actually exploded, talk about destruction.

Isn't that nuts?

I've never seen soda cans pop like that.

The Dr. Pepper is fine.

Sprite clearly doesn't have their stuff together

and now my concrete's all sticky.

bright music - [Missy] Look who's here!

CJ and Bailey are here, my mom, my aunt Linda.

It's basically a party.

My dad.

Fin's kind of being a loner over there

and we are swimming,

and yes, I have the vlog camera in the pool.

I do not have a GoPro.

So, I'm gonna put this away.

But yeah, we are having a great time in the pool right now.

sighs Feels good, feels really, really good.

Karma's having a great time.

Actually, we need to get Luna, she's in the side yard.

I think she wants to go swimming, too.

- Alright, I'm daring my sister to go down the slide.

- [Missy] Oh, it's on.

- Come on, sis.

- [Missy] Alright, aunt Linda's going down the slide.


pop music

Hmm, oh wow.

The freshness just lights up your mouth.

laughing

Nuggets just pop out.


little just overwhelmed because I got

little just overwhelmed because I got something else I really need to do you

something else I really need to do you

something else I really need to do you guys want to unwrap a food present yeah

guys want to unwrap a food present yeah

guys want to unwrap a food present yeah you do

you do

you do so do I so check this out guess what's

so do I so check this out guess what's

so do I so check this out guess what's in here usually when you see a big thing

in here usually when you see a big thing of banana leaves it's typically

of banana leaves it's typically

of banana leaves it's typically something to do with rice or maybe

something to do with rice or maybe

something to do with rice or maybe there's a chicken there's a crab in here

there's a chicken there's a crab in here are you feeling the emotional connection

are you feeling the emotional connection I like living right now feels like

I like living right now feels like

I like living right now feels like Christmas morning sorry actually I

Christmas morning sorry actually I

Christmas morning sorry actually I didn't get any gifts Christmas morning

didn't get any gifts Christmas morning

didn't get any gifts Christmas morning because we didn't celebrate feels like

because we didn't celebrate feels like

because we didn't celebrate feels like Chinese New Year morning

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] the sambar sauce on here isn't enough to

the sambar sauce on here isn't enough to make me cry guys ready for this I hope

make me cry guys ready for this I hope

make me cry guys ready for this I hope you ate something before you see this by


Jane Doe : I can't. It was something I said.

Alex : Why are you acting like it's no big deal, like it happens all the time?

Alex, come on. It... That's not...

Alex : Unless it does happen all the time.

Alex : Tell me the truth. Do you remember?

Alex : Do you know who you are?


Foreman : We need to do a lumbar puncture

Foreman : to get some of the fluid in his spine so we can test it.

Emily : You need us to sign a consent?

Foreman : I have to warn you.

Foreman : There's a serious risk of paralysis or death.


Siri : Dave, I found six vacuum-cleaner repair shops in your area.

Siri : Four are fairly close to you.

Ahem.

Siri : Hello, sexy. What can I help you with?


Ross : throw our tuxes back on and take a few pictures.

We just have to make sure not to get anybody's faces.

Chandler : Are you serious?

I'm thinking about your new bride at home.

Do you want to start your life together by letting her down?

Chandler : Marriage advice? Really?

I'm telling you, this looks exactly like your wedding.

-Aren't these the same flowers? -I don't know. Monica picked them.

Ross : -What about the chairs? -Those too.

Ross : -The place settings? -Her.

Ross : -What did you do? -I was in charge of the cameras.

Ross : Gift shop?


Cameron : 'cause it's a long shot.

Chase : Why did you take the flower?

Why did you kiss him? He did something sweet.

Chase : He stole flowers.

Cameron : He's eight.

Chase : You're trying to make me jealous.

Cameron : Yeah, I want you to profess your love for me. Oh, wait.

Cameron : You already did that and it caused me to end our relationship.

Chase : You're enabling a thief and a delinquent!

Chase : Letters from school. Fights, detentions, a parent conference...

Chase : Oh, I know, I know. Bad boys, hard to resist.

Cameron : It's a crush. It's harmless.

Chase : It's never harmless. So I'm learning.

GROANS

Chase : So, this is us now? We snipe at each other?

Cameron : I'm not sniping, I'm looking for a vent.

Cameron : Her room's directly above the garage. There's all sorts of CO sources down there.

Cameron : I found a vent.


Phoebe Sr : - Then you must be... - Phoebe, Phoebe.

Phoebe : She named me after you, I guess.

Phoebe Sr : Wow. Well. Look, there's Frank!

Yeah! Yes! Yes, yes! That's my dad. That's Frank!

I'm sorry I'm getting all flingy.

Phoebe Sr : Take it easy. If you want, there's cookies.

- Or sangria! I could make sangria! - No, no!

Phoebe : Sorry. Cookies are good, thanks.

Anyway, I've been looking for my father.

Phoebe : - Have you heard from him or seen him? - No, I'm sorry.

I guess I lost track of everybody after high school.

Phoebe : Well, so tell me everything about my parents. Everything.

Well, you know, we were always together.

- The other kids had a nickname for us. - What was it?

Phoebe Sr : The Three Losers.

Phoebe Sr : Poor Lily.

Phoebe Sr : I heard about what happened. That must have been just terrible for you...


types of smoked meat oh I'm I'm at an

types of smoked meat oh I'm I'm at an all-time happiness right now

all-time happiness right now

all-time happiness right now [Music]

[Music]

[Music] this is just like a fistful of meat and

this is just like a fistful of meat and

this is just like a fistful of meat and came off that rib it's it's so soft


Rachel : That's true.

Rachel : Thank you.

You want to fire him, so you have to go do it.


Rachel : No! Listen to me!

Rachel : I fell for you and I get clobbered.

Rachel : You then fall for me and I again get clobbered.

Rachel : I'm tired of being clobbered, you know?

Rachel : It's just not worth it.

Ross : Well, but

No "but," Ross.

We are never gonna happen, okay? Accept that.


Oh, boy! You are doing so good.

You want to squeeze my hand?

Monica : Ross, don't squeeze it so hard.

Monica : Honey, really. Don't squeeze it so hard!

Monica : Let go of my hand!

Good plan. Next time we want to pick up women...

...we should go to the park and make out.

Chandler : Taxi! Taxi!

Joey : Look at that talent.


Phillip : When he gave me the gun, we talked.

Phillip : I know where he was headed and what name he's gonna use.

Beckett : So, Lee wants 15 to 25,

Beckett : with parole in 10 for giving us Tyson's new alias.

And I need to give the ADA a recommendation.

Beckett : This might be our chance to get 3XK, Castle.

No.

It's a set up.

Jerry Tyson gave that gun to Philip Lee, knowing he would use it.

So there's a good chance he knew we'd eventually get to Philip.

Beckett : Maybe. So what?

Castle : So nothing Tyson told Phil would be the truth.

Giving Philip Lee a good dea for bad information,

Castle : that's just another win for Jerry Tyson.

Beckett : Are you sure?

Castle : Sure enough.

Ryan : Jane Herzfeld deserves justice.

Castle : Life in prison for Philip Lee. No deals.

Castle : We'll get 3XK,

Castle : and we'll do it right.

Beckett : Damn, Castle, look at you thinking like a real cop.

Beckett : Hey, guys.


Jodie : We can't thank you...

House : Your daughter tried to kill herself.

House : That's why she's here.

House : Legally, I'm supposed to keep that between me and her.

House : Which makes sense, she's obviously an adult,

House : capable of her own well-reasoned decisions.

Ben : You're sure?

House : If she doesn't die in the next couple of hours,

House : yeah, I'm right.

Jodie : How could she hide this?

House : Everyone has secrets.

Ben : We'll take care of her. Figure it out.

House : Make her happy?

Ben : We'll get her into therapy.

House : Might want to try some meds, too.

Jodie : Can we call you?

Jodie : If we have any questions?


But if the rest of you want to light up, go ahead, it's fine.

So, you all smoke, then?

You know, it's almost rude that l'm not smoking.

-That's not true. lf you don't want-- -Ken, please!

No, l can't. l can't smoke. lf l smoke, my wife would kill me.

l'm sorry, but isn't your wife back in New York?

l've always liked you, Ken.


Ted : - Guilty. - Handsome.

Ted : Who, me?

Robin : Incredible lover.

Ted : - Really? - Yeah.

Robin : I was all like,

Robin : "He knows a woman's body better than she knows her own,

"endless waves of pleasure just cresting

"and breaking for hours and hours...

Robin : "Orgasms so intense that you just black out."

Robin : All that stuff.

Ted : How can I possibly live up to that review?

Robin : You know what you're doing down there.

Robin : Teddy Westside can bring it. We know this.

But that is not the point. You broke the first rule

of setting people up : undersell.

It's like, if someone's never seen The Karate Kid,

you don't say, "It's the greatest movie ever."

You say, "it's pretty good"

And then they see it, it blows their freakin' mind.

Because Cobra Kai sensei's all like, "Sweep the leg!"


Katie : Know what? I don't want to see

Katie : The stupid empire state building anymore.

Ted : It's not stupid.

Katie : I'm going to see kyle.

Robin : Katie, please.

Robin : You only get to lose your virginity once.

You should only be having sex with someone who's special.

Oh, please... you've had sex with, like, a hundred guys.


Javier Epsosito : So, neighbors heard a hellacious fight


Howard : Bernadette, please, I'm asking you to give me another chance.

Bernadette : What do you think, Leonard? Should I give him another chance?

Leonard : It's up to you. He didn't call your experiment stupid.

Come here, tushy-face.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]


even though it's just the hallway it has so much character with the tile with the

so much character with the tile with the arches with the high ceiling there are a

arches with the high ceiling there are a couple of bicycles here that you can use

couple of bicycles here that you can use there is a really nice like patchwork

there is a really nice like patchwork

there is a really nice like patchwork quilt if you walk in through the second

quilt if you walk in through the second

quilt if you walk in through the second arch this leads to the dining room and


Monica : No fair.

Monica : I don't even have one. How come they get two?

Chandler : -You'll get one. -When?

Chandler : Tell you what. When we're 40, if neither of us are married...

...what do you say we have one?


Rachel : What happened out there?

Monica : What? We took a walk. Nothing happened.

I came back with nothing all over me.

Joey : What happened? Joey?

Chandler : All right.

We swore we'd never tell.

They'll never understand.

Joey : We have to get it out. It's eating me alive!

Joey : -Monica got stung by a jellyfish. -All right!


- So three times?

- Yes, three times and the finger should be this.

The finger.

- Like this?

- Thumb out.

- Thumb out, just this finger.

- Only this.

- So, this is what Dolma was saying is you traditionally,

you kinda flick it out? - Yes, put in.

- Put it in the butter tea. - And use the thumb.

- And use the thumb. - Offering.

First, okay. - One.


Sheldon : In fact, I'm going to begin preparing my defense right now.


Twenty-one. Two-one. That's game. Hey, House is back.

Diane : I'll get the ball.

Alvie : Come on. I need some meat. I got no one left to play.

Diane : I'll play you.

Pssh, girl. Come on, House. You can serve.


Barney : Okay, I'm going to stop you right there,

Barney : Because it seems like you're about to say something

Barney : That's going to pretty much ruin vegas.

Ted : Ranjit, stop the car.

Ted : I'm getting a cab.


Oh, my god. I knew it.


It's like, barely sprinkling on him.

Finn screeching

I don't think Finn knows what to think about this.

He's like, get me inside! laughs

Oh my gosh.

Um, yeah, it's actually a beautiful day.

I love it, it's definitely nice to have some rain

here in California since we don't get much of it.

Oh, and she's back out again.

Luna, get inside!

Luna, do you want out?

All right boys, get inside.

âª It's raining, it's pouring âª

âª The old man is snoring âª

âª He bumped his head and âª

I forgot the song, guys!

It doesn't rain enough here, I don't know the song.

All right, let's go, let's go, let's go!

We actually have a lot to do today,

we gotta get you guys ready.


Wilson : Rachel Cuddy, you were supposed to be home half an hour ago.

Rachel : Don't blame me.

Rachel : He's the one who wouldn't run any red lights.

Cop : Mouth on that kid makes Mel Gibson sound like Nelson Mandela.

Cop : Where'd she learn that?

House : I don't know why you're here, but I didn't do it.

Wilson : What's the problem, Officer?

Cop : She was shoplifting down at the mall.

Cop : Are either of you this girl's father?

House : Nope. But since her mom died, she's my favorite tax write-off.

House : Officer, you have my word, it won't happen again.

Because next time she won't get caught!

Taub : It's no big deal.

Masters : Good for you.

Masters : You could have just assumed he was a drug dealer,

Masters : but instead you took his word for it.

Masters : It's nice to finally see someone have

Masters : a little faith in humanity around here.

Taub : Why would you do that?

Taub : Ryan, you okay in there?


preparing a little barbecue tonight I'm

preparing a little barbecue tonight I'm gonna try fish again I want actually buy

gonna try fish again I want actually buy a slab of fish and Grill it and like

a slab of fish and Grill it and like

a slab of fish and Grill it and like prepare it yeah but we're gonna get some

prepare it yeah but we're gonna get some fun stuff some good stuff like that

fun stuff some good stuff like that

fun stuff some good stuff like that got it baby I got you that fresh salmon

got it baby I got you that fresh salmon

got it baby I got you that fresh salmon head okay I feel like starting with a

head okay I feel like starting with a

head okay I feel like starting with a popular like a tuna something like this


Amy : and you stood at the rail

Amy : Googling the symptoms of hypothermia?

Sheldon : We made one heck of a team, huh?

Amy : Whose bra is this?

Sheldon : It's not yours?

Sheldon : Oh, my.

Sheldon : How embarrassing for both of us.

Amy : It's Penny's.

Sheldon : Hey, you broke up with me.

Sheldon : It is none of your business

Sheldon : whose naked bosom I'm smooshing around like pizza dough.

Amy : Good-bye.

Scene : Amy.

Amy. Amy.

sighs

Sheldon : Hmm. Tables work, too.

Sheldon : Good to know.

Howard : Ooh, brownies for girls' night!

Bernadette : Hands off. I'm mad at you.


Howard : Why don't we go fool around in our bedroom?

Howard : And then you can go shopping.

Leonard : I thought maybe after we eat, we could see an early movie.

Priya : I'd love that.

Leonard : I love the way you say,

"I'd love that."

Raj : She says it the same way I do.

"I'd love that."

Raj : Everybody in India says it that way.

Raj : It's not a big deal.

Priya : Rajesh, don't be a child.

Raj : I'm not being a child.

Raj : Leonard, I swear to God,

Raj : if your sister ever comes to town,

Raj : I shall have my way with her.

Leonard : My sister's 38 and married.

Raj : All the more shame that will fall

Raj : upon the house of Hofstadter.

Penny : Ooh, I thought I smelled pizza.


Leonard : So, what happens now?

Lesley : Well, I don't know about your sex drive, but I'm probably good till New Year's.

Penny : Oh.

Leonard : Okay.

Penny : - Thank you. - Thank you.

- You wanna make plans for New Year's? - Please, you're smothering me.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Hey, look. It's Dr. Stud.

Leonard : Doctor what?

Howard : The blogosphere is abuzzing with news of you and Leslie...

...making the bang, bang music.

- Well, how did it get on the Internet? - I put it there.

Leonard : Well, how did you know about it?

Raj : A little bird told us.

Raj : Apparently, you are a magnificent beast.

Leonard : Well, that part's true.

Sheldon : I think I may have misjudged this restaurant.


Wayne : Joey, I want to talk to you.

I don't want to talk to you.

Joey : I hate you. You ruined my life.

Joey : -Chandler, Wayne. Wayne, Chandler. -Hi.

I'll get you your job back if you help me out.


what four or five Christmases here that

what four or five Christmases here that kids learn to walk here kids learn to

kids learn to walk here kids learn to

kids learn to walk here kids learn to talk here went to school here we've had

talk here went to school here we've had

talk here went to school here we've had good times we've had sad times you had

good times we've had sad times you had

good times we've had sad times you had happy times we've had it all and thank

happy times we've had it all and thank

happy times we've had it all and thank you bite the heads

agreement greetings humans this is day

agreement greetings humans this is day

agreement greetings humans this is day one this is post let's see how strong oh

one this is post let's see how strong oh that's wrong use your court that's

that's wrong use your court that's

that's wrong use your court that's pretty good

pretty good

pretty good then it's pretty good for having four

then it's pretty good for having four

then it's pretty good for having four babies that's pretty good okay thank you


[Music]

okay we made it to the train station I

okay we made it to the train station I

okay we made it to the train station I think they're all Marburg is like the

think they're all Marburg is like the

think they're all Marburg is like the center historical area that the center

center historical area that the center

center historical area that the center square do is take this group today

square do is take this group today

square do is take this group today there's three of us we'll take that it's

there's three of us we'll take that it's good for five persons you select your

good for five persons you select your

good for five persons you select your native validity today is the fourth 61

native validity today is the fourth 61

native validity today is the fourth 61 six euros and that's it says it's

six euros and that's it says it's

six euros and that's it says it's unlimited trips the entire day stick in

unlimited trips the entire day stick in

unlimited trips the entire day stick in here


Uh.

Phil : I don't know what to say.

You've already been so generous.

By hiring you? For a whopping six figures? My own blood?

Cyrus : Best friend I ever had?

Cyrus : Year in, year out?

Thirteen : You're wearing contacts under your glasses?

I must've forgotten to take them off when I...

Thirteen : They're tinted. Do you change your eye color?


Eliza : But two weeks ago, he told me that everything was fine.

That he'd worked it all out.

Beckett : Any idea how?

Beckett : Was there a windfall or an investor?

Eliza : He didn't say.

Would he have been able to place himself in that tank?

Eliza : Absolutely. But he wouldn't have. Not Zalman.

Eliza : He loved and respected magic too much.

Beckett : Esposito, there's no signature here.

Esposito : I'll have CSU run it for prints.

Beckett : Have them run the tank, and the entries and exits as well.

Okay.

Eliza : Yesterday morning.

Eliza : He left right after lunch and he was gone the rest of the day.

Beckett : Did he say where he was going?

Castle : Was it normal for him to leave the shop in the middle of the day?

Eliza : Yeah, he would do that sometimes.

Beckett : Did you notice any changes in his behavior?

Beckett : Anything unusual going on in his life?

Eliza : This past month, he was gone more often.

Eliza : All he'd say was that he was working on something.

Eliza : But he looked a little tired, like he hadn't been sleeping.

Beckett : Can you think of any reason for the change?

Yes.

Eliza : Last month, right before all this started,

Eliza : a guy came into the shop and attacked Mr. Drake.

Eliza : He pushed him right through a display case.

Eliza : He said he better watch his back

and he was gonna sue him for all he was worth.

Beckett : Thank you. I will hold.


Chandler : Fortunately, she has a very pretty face.

l still can't believe this. My uterus is an inhospitable environment?

l've always tried so hard to be a good hostess.

l can't believe my sperm have low motility.

While l was growing up, they sure seemed to be in a hurry to get places.

Doctor Connelly : -Hi there. -Hi.

l'm sorry there wasn't better news from your tests last week...

...but l wanted to talk to you about your options.

Okay.

Doctor Connelly : Even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great...

Doctor Connelly : ...you never know, so keep having sex on a regular basis.


Wilson : I had a dentist appointment.

House : You know where Cuddy's sister lives?

Wilson : You see, this is why I don't answer your urgent pages,

Wilson : because they're not urgent pages.

House : I've decided what I'm gonna do about Cuddy and Lucas.

House : I'm going to break them up.

Wilson : Of course. It's given me a purpose in life,

House : a goal, a raison d'etre.

Wilson : Albeit a selfish, mean-spirited, childish raison.

House : I think of it more as benevolent.

House : There's only two possible outcomes for their relationship,

House : they split or they stay together forever.

House : If it's split, then the sooner it happens, the better for everyone.

House : If it's stay, then my meddling won't matter.

Thirteen : In fact, if they survive it,

House : it might even make their bond stronger.

Wilson : How you manage to elevate your narcissism

Wilson : to beneficence is masterful.


there's actually a bunch of different

there's actually a bunch of different herbs on this marinade I just thought it

herbs on this marinade I just thought it was garlic but it's actually garlic

was garlic but it's actually garlic

was garlic but it's actually garlic there's some ginger here now the only

there's some ginger here now the only

there's some ginger here now the only thing I can kind of compare this to it's

thing I can kind of compare this to it's bison which I had before it does taste

bison which I had before it does taste

bison which I had before it does taste like beef but a lighter version of beef

like beef but a lighter version of beef

like beef but a lighter version of beef and there's almost zero fat in the meat

and there's almost zero fat in the meat

and there's almost zero fat in the meat but seriously although it's tougher it's

but seriously although it's tougher it's not it's not like chewing on a stale

not it's not like chewing on a stale

not it's not like chewing on a stale steak the meat is actually extremely

steak the meat is actually extremely

steak the meat is actually extremely flavorful and it's a pleasant shoe yeah

flavorful and it's a pleasant shoe yeah

flavorful and it's a pleasant shoe yeah you know sometimes chewy is good I think

you know sometimes chewy is good I think that's pretty much the case here this

that's pretty much the case here this

that's pretty much the case here this whole ensemble the fresh herbs the

whole ensemble the fresh herbs the

whole ensemble the fresh herbs the grilled meats and the Oakridge the

grilled meats and the Oakridge the

grilled meats and the Oakridge the fermented sauce or Chili's it's works

fermented sauce or Chili's it's works

fermented sauce or Chili's it's works [Music]

now this is all grilled it's feasting

now this is all grilled it's feasting

now this is all grilled it's feasting time the thing is I really don't feel

time the thing is I really don't feel

time the thing is I really don't feel like they give you that much I mean this

like they give you that much I mean this is more like a water buffalo appetizer

is more like a water buffalo appetizer

is more like a water buffalo appetizer but luckily luckily I got something else


- shouts

- growls

Oh, let's get Shark Bite.

- Shark Bite?

Does he chomp on things?

- I think he does chomp on things,

look his mouth even moves.

Look at that.

That's so cool, huh?

- I'm gonna eat you.

- sound affects That cool?

Out of all these amazing Hot Wheels,

which one is your favorite?

- This one!

- This one, the gold one?

- [Ollie] Yeah.

- Whoa, that's the Rogue Hog.

That is a really cool one.

Hey Ollie, what if we take your favorite Hot Wheel,

and we create the longest Hot Wheel track we can.

- gasps - Should we do that?

- Yeah!

- What other cars do you wanna race on the track?

- This one!

- This one? - Yeah.


Leonard : No, that doesn't sound right either.

Penny : Tell her you need the relationship to move at a pace you both are comfortable with.

Leonard : Yeah, I could say something like that to her.

Leonard : I'll go do that.

Leonard : - Thank you. - Sure.

Leonard : You have a really good grasp on this.

Leonard : Maybe you could talk to her?


herbs really just kind of legend ating

herbs really just kind of legend ating flavoring that's tricking from the

flavoring that's tricking from the

flavoring that's tricking from the inside like literally every piece of

inside like literally every piece of

inside like literally every piece of this chicken from the skin which is just

this chicken from the skin which is just incredible to the breasts me right here

incredible to the breasts me right here

incredible to the breasts me right here oh man this pie right here the chicken

oh man this pie right here the chicken

oh man this pie right here the chicken neck into this chicken neck is a very

neck into this chicken neck is a very

neck into this chicken neck is a very underrated part of the chicken it's got

underrated part of the chicken it's got

underrated part of the chicken it's got a great amount of tender meat that's

a great amount of tender meat that's

a great amount of tender meat that's kind of like stuck in crevices of bones

kind of like stuck in crevices of bones

kind of like stuck in crevices of bones oh come here and get this chicken as I'm

oh come here and get this chicken as I'm just falling in love with this thing

just falling in love with this thing

just falling in love with this thing boys aw sweet there's another version of

boys aw sweet there's another version of this right it's a steamed chicken so as

this right it's a steamed chicken so as

this right it's a steamed chicken so as a soup where it's oh you make chicken

a soup where it's oh you make chicken

a soup where it's oh you make chicken soup out of this chicken I gotta have

soup out of this chicken I gotta have

soup out of this chicken I gotta have some of that soup oh yeah hook me up how


Your girl, you can want her to want you all day long,

Bailey : but she has to be here if she's going to have that chance.

Izzie : I'm sorry. Of course. Yeah. I'm ready. Let's get started.

Jane Doe : Hey, guess what? I'm a teacher.

Jane Doe : I teach second grade at North Bend Elementary.

- Or at least I did until... - You can get your job back.

Frank : They love you there. When will we be able to take her home?

Alex : - Take her back to... - North Bend. We've got a room set up.

Your mom's got your books and your letters and diaries.

Jane Doe : - I kept diaries? - About 800 of them.

Frank : So even if you don't remember everything now, you will.

Jane Doe : You hear that?

- I can go? - You're still getting IV antibiotics,

Alex : and we're monitoring the baby very closely right now.


Ellis : I don't think I'm supposed to be here.

George : No.

Richard : No, you're not.


Chandler : So let's go.


very important for flavoring and fuller

very important for flavoring and fuller for cooking dishes as well after boiling

for cooking dishes as well after boiling the water then she put the cassava

the water then she put the cassava

the water then she put the cassava powder into the water and then she's

powder into the water and then she's

powder into the water and then she's really working at stirring and it's a

really working at stirring and it's a

really working at stirring and it's a lot of work and if you can see it

lot of work and if you can see it

lot of work and if you can see it getting stickier and like coming

getting stickier and like coming

getting stickier and like coming together as she works it cooking took

together as she works it cooking took

together as she works it cooking took like three hours but I think all the

like three hours but I think all the

like three hours but I think all the food is ready fishing everything up


can also see little chilies in style so

can also see little chilies in style so I'm thinking this thing good things

I'm thinking this thing good things

I'm thinking this thing good things gonna be a little spicy really toasty in

gonna be a little spicy really toasty in that mutton I'm expecting good things

that mutton I'm expecting good things

that mutton I'm expecting good things from that mutton you guys sure you don't

from that mutton you guys sure you don't want one


Denny : Good luck with that.

Find a penny, pick it up, and all day long you'll have good luck.

Alex : O'Malley, you are a sad excuse for a man.

George : - Excuse me? - I know you heard me.

Alex : You're like a whiny little girl.

Denny : Alex.

Alex : You know why he's not speaking to you? Because he's not over you.

Alex : Man, you got laid, it went badly.

Alex : A man would move on. But you?

Alex : You mope around this place like a dog that likes to get kicked.

Alex : You make me sick, and if it wouldn't get me thrown out of the program,

Alex : I'd smash your pathetic little face right into that locker.


Sheldon : ...eleven.

Sheldon : It's a good thing I didn't send that letter.

Skype ringtone plays

Raj : Mm. Hello, Daddy. What's up?


Beckett : - It's him. Come on. - Where are you going?

Beckett : Call for backup.

Castle : Good idea.

BECKETT GRUNTS

GRUNTING

OBJECTS CRASHING

BEEPING

Esposito : - Hey! - CASTLE GRUNTING

PANTING

Doyle : - Damn it! - CASTLE : Beckett?

DOYLE : Hey. Hey.

Oh...

Ow! GRUNTS

Okay. GRUNTS

Castle : How'd you find us?

Doyle : I didn't. I was tracking Ward.

Castle : You said you didn't know him, but he recognized you.

No. He recognized this, okay?

- This is a tracking beacon. - A what?

Doyle : All I have to do is touch him with it,

Doyle : our scientists can pull him...

Drop your weapon, hands in the air.


he just made it expertly.

exhales That is good coffee, yeah, that is.


Howard : Just flip the switch

Howard : until the lights on the drone change to solid yellow.


Who would do a thing like that?

Steve : You got your free food. You ruined everyone's fun.

Isn't it time you went home?


Monica : - Judy. - Who?

Rachel : - Julie. - What?

Jody.

Rachel : You were with Julie?


Chandler : Open with a joke? It's a university, not a comedy club.

Chandler : Wait a minute, hold the phone.

You're not talking about Chuckles University?

Come on, we're kidding.

Rachel : You know what might make it less boring?

Ross : Thank you.

Some visual aids.

-You know what's a good visual aid? -Don't say naked chicks.

Joey : Why not?

I don't even know why I talk to you guys about it.

I'm just gonna do it on my own, with no naked chicks.

That's the way I did it till I was 19.

All right, 20.

Twenty-three.

Joey : Any good mail?


Ross : - Hey. - Hi.

So you're playing Adrienne?

Kate : Yes. Are you one of the retarded cousins?

No. I'm playing your husband, Victor. I'm Joey Tribbiani.

Kate : Hi. Nice to meet you. Kate Miller.

So the play's pretty great, huh?

Kate : Oh, yeah. I love Jennifer Banberry's work.

She's so incisive when it comes...

Kate : ...to deconstructing the psyche of the middle class.

Joey : Oh, forget about it. She rocks!

Kate : Where do I know you from?


House : It's not gonna help.

House : You're dying.

House : Nothing's gonna change that. These drugs will just make you go easier.

Matty : I know.

House : Fourteen years on the planet, most of them spent suffering.

House : Dying before you even got to drive a car,

House : take off a girl's bra, drink a beer.

House : Believe me, there's plenty you haven't done.

House : Really good stuff.

House : Must make it hard to believe in God,

or fairness, larger purpose.

House : But your life doesn't have to be meaningless.

House : You can save your brother.

How?

FOREMAN : Negative for CMV.

WILSON : Negative for amoebas.

Wilson : House called you timid.

Foreman : He's called me a lot worse.

Wilson : To him, there is nothing worse. He's gonna fire you.


Wil : Hey, Sheldon.

I wanted you to know I'm looking forward to wiping the floor with you.

Sheldon : Oh, yes? Well, before I respond, let me ask you a question.

Sheldon : Is your mother a good or poor bowler?


is never going to make it true.

Chase : I'm agreeing with you.

Chase : You're the last person she should be talking to.

If she wants to talk about the weather, talk about the weather.

Foreman : She wants normalcy. She wants to feel like the world didn't end.

House : Right. I'll tell her that everything went on without her.

House : Babies were born, people got married,

House : thousands of people will remember the day she was raped

House : as the happiest day of their lives.

You might not want to phrase it quite that way.

Cameron : You need to get her to talk about what happened.

FOREMAN : No, he doesn't. Pretending it didn't happen...

Wrong. Pretending this didn't happen

Foreman : is the best thing she could possibly do.

She's got to make this real.

Cuddy : No, no. You know what we should

Foreman : be trying to make real or process?

Foreman : The few decent moments in our lives.

Foreman : Not the crap.

Cameron : Maybe you're right. Except there's no way

Cameron : she can pretend this didn't happen.

Cameron : So she has no choice but to process it.

You've got to tell me what happened.

House : You don't really want to hear.

House : Sure I do.

Cuddy : You're lying.

This doesn't have to destroy your life.


Will you sign this thank you note?


classic main dishes that I had to try

classic main dishes that I had to try and they also got a dessert this is a

and they also got a dessert this is a

and they also got a dessert this is a very very expensive restaurant but I

very very expensive restaurant but I

very very expensive restaurant but I guess I'm only in Zurich for one day got

guess I'm only in Zurich for one day got to make the most of it

for dessert being wanted to get to

for dessert being wanted to get to

for dessert being wanted to get to chocolate mousse so he ordered an order


hikers softly murmuring

mud squishing

We're having to come back here because he said

the acai is more in bloom in the back.

There's more berries on these palms back here.

dry palm fronds crunching

persons speak in foreign language

climber speaks in foreign language

- [Man] Palm tree.

climber slithers up tree softly


What are you doing?

Oh, just, um...

Rearranging the gifts.

The pile looked a bit precarious.

So...

Oh, don't worry. I'll keep an eye on it.

Great.

You do that.

You're gonna make a damn good nun.


Olivia : It's not worth living in fear.

Tommy : Okay. I'm sorry.


And second one, l'm not going.

l know this is the first time we're leaving the baby.

l know how hard it is for you. But....

But everything's gonna be fine. l mean, my mom is gonna be with her.

Ross : -She's great with kids. -She is?

Yeah.

What about Monica?

You only hear Monica's side of that. Okay, that little fatso was a terror!

-l just don't think l can do it. -Know what? You can and you should.

Really, it will be good for you.

ln fact, you know what?

Ross : Go ahead to the restaurant, and l will wait for my mom...

...and then l'll meet you there. No, no, really, you should go. Go out.

Really, the world is your oyster. Kick up your heels. Paint the town red!

Rachel : -You need to learn some new slang. -l'm serious. Come on, you should go.

Here. No, just go.


Ross : And, uh, for the record

Ross : she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis.

Ross : What are you doing I'm serious.

Ross : Uh, the reason she walked out on, on Barry is simply that she didn't love him


of all of those, uh, practitioners.

Okay. Thank you.

Foreman : Everything set for the angiogram?

Chase : Cameron's got the E.M.G. first. Who's that?

Foreman : Harvey's guru.

Chase : - That's what she called herself? - That's what she acted like.


Castle : You got a sec?


Amy : I think this is the first time we've ever

Amy : actually been alone together.

Howard : Huh, I guess you're right. Wonder why that is.

Amy : Well, off the top of my head, I'd say we don't have a lot

Amy : in common except for the people we're involved with.

Amy : Plus, when we first met, Penny warned me never

Amy : to get into a car alone with you.

Leonard : Yeah.

Howard : You know, I bet you and I have more in common than we think.

Amy : -Such as? -I don't know.

-Tell me somethings you like. -Uh, let's see.


Fbob : Before I go, does anybody else need to be picked up?

Fbob : I'm still gonna go.

Mnca : See you later, babe.

Fbob : Public display of affection coming up. You can avert your eyes.


6x06 - Baby Talk 1.00 . : : www.sous-titres.eu : : .

I made a list of awesome baby names.

Starting at the top : number one...

Ted : I'm gonna stop you right here, Marshall.

Ted : You name a chubby white kid "LeBron,"

Ted : and he's the one getting stuffed in the basketball hoop.

Marshall : Then I'm also crossing off, "Shaquille"...

Marshall : "Hakeem,"

Marshall : and "Dikembe."

Marshall : What about "Rob"?

Marshall : "Rob"?

Marshall : Why not?

Lily : Hey, Rob. What are you gonna make? A turkey?

Rob : Honka, honka!

Lily : Not "Rob."

Marshall : How about "Ryan"?


95, 96, 97. See, I told you.

Less than 1 00 steps from our place to here.

You got way too much free time, man.

There's the birthday boy.

Hockey tickets. Rangers-Penguins tonight and we're taking you.

Chandler : -Happy birthday, pal! -We love you, man.


and we're gonna get a big bowl.

These are the best jiaozi I've ever had in China right here

and we came back to eat them.

So this is the base that goes underneath

all of the dumplings.

So it's basically just a spicy sesame sour from that vinegar

and then we've got this huge massive pot of dumplings

and then look over here.

These are all of the handmade jiaozi, beef jiaozi.

Trevor and vendor speak in foreign language

So beef and leek and oh,

they're just boiling away and they're so friendly

that they let us in the back kitchen.

Just look at how plump the jiaozi are,

all handmade and full of beef and leek

and they're just boiling and full of delight

and they're gonna scoop them right over top

of that beautiful vinegar chili oil, cilantro, sesame.


Lily : Are you okay?

Marshall : I have to listen to it.


Emily : Good luck, babe.

Liam : Come on, get in here!

Janice : Come on!

Liam : Come on, get in the bloody scrum!


right on the Caspian sea.

- There's auction over there, so let's go.

- Fish auction.

- Yeah.

in foreign language

- 21.

For him.

He won.

clapping

- So how would you cook these fish?

- You can have the whole fish or you can have it kebob one.

- So the people here, are they buying it for their home

cooking or are they buying it to sell.

- No, no, normally the seller is coming and doing the


The duck is so smokey, and it almost has,

like, it's not dry at all.

It has this amazing, like a dark meat texture,

dark poultry texture to it, but just embedded with smoke.

Then, you got the, you know what happens,

is because there's so much coconut milk in it,

that panes down the spice after,

so at the beginning, it's more milky,

and then after that milkiness, the coconut milkiness fades,

then you taste the undertone of the lemongrass, the chilis.

- Oh, what's up man?

- Thank you very much.

speaking in foreign language

Thank you very much, thank you, thank you, thank you.

This food is incredible.

speaking in foreign language


reunion going on you're done summer

reunion going on you're done summer break Laurie camera we're back home baby

break Laurie camera we're back home baby we kind of got ditched by the kids were

we kind of got ditched by the kids were

we kind of got ditched by the kids were warping past a little bit of time they

warping past a little bit of time they

warping past a little bit of time they both stayed with my brother and his that

both stayed with my brother and his that oh flash dude you scared me sneak it up

oh flash dude you scared me sneak it up

oh flash dude you scared me sneak it up somehow our little girl she's been going

somehow our little girl she's been going to bed about 8 : 30 every night and it's

to bed about 8 : 30 every night and it's like full-on 10 o'clock so she's a champ

like full-on 10 o'clock so she's a champ right now she's like barely making it

right now she's like barely making it

right now she's like barely making it you gonna make it you wants to hide

you gonna make it you wants to hide

you gonna make it you wants to hide everybody know hey she says I like we

everybody know hey she says I like we

everybody know hey she says I like we don't know a little girl anymore she's

don't know a little girl anymore she's

don't know a little girl anymore she's growing so fast we waited a lifetime for

growing so fast we waited a lifetime for her you remember the wait all my gosh

her you remember the wait all my gosh

her you remember the wait all my gosh now look at her she's here taking over


This is your grandmother's engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel.

Ross : -Mom, no. Come on. Thank you. -Just hear me out..

No! Okay? We've been through this.

We're not gonna get married just because she's pregnant. Okay?

Honestly, Ross, this isn't just some girl you picked up in a bar and humped.

You think young people use that word more than we actually do.

Ross, a child should have a family.

You know what? I can't deal with this right now. I'm sorry.

Go.. Hey, go talk to Monica.

She got a new haircut. You'll hate it.

Just think about it. If you don't, I'll talk more about humping.


oh I've never seen durian this small

oh I've never seen durian this small before this is good durian should we try


He's not gonna pull the plug on his wife.

House : He risked his life to get her to me.

House : If he pulls the plug, it means he's failed.

House : If he pulls the plug, it means you've failed.

And you're okay with that?

Go.

PEOPLE CHATTERING

Hey. Hey.

Chase : You look great.

Cameron : You know House firing you has nothing to do with you.

Chase : The why doesn't matter.

Cameron : Foreman will end up staying, House will call you,

Cameron : probably yell at you for not showing up.

Esteban : It's okay.

House : He's right. It's time for a change.

Chase : You were right, too.

The whole "It's Tuesday, I like you." It was silly.

Chase : Oh, don't give me that look.

Chase : Don't feel sorry for me.

Chase : Getting this job was the best thing that has ever happened to me.

Chase : Everything about it. And losing it?

Chase : Well, I think it's gonna be good, too.

Cameron : I'll miss you.

Chase : Have you got time for a drink or something?

Cameron : I think I should go.

Yeah.


Leonard : What's up with the infrared cameras?

Sheldon : I'm measuring residual heat levels on the playing cards

Sheldon : to determine which one's been touched.

Sheldon : By the way,

Sheldon : if you hope to have children,

Sheldon : I suggest you switch from briefs to boxers.

Sheldon : Your testicles look a tad warm.

Leonard : Holy crap, are you connected

Leonard : to the Oak Ridge National Laboratory?

Sheldon : Yes. I'm using their Cray supercomputer

Sheldon : to analyze shuffling patterns.

Leonard : Sheldon, that computer is used

for national defense.

Leonard : Hacking into it is a federal crime.

Sheldon : Relax, we're not under attack right now.

Leonard : Okay, I'm leaving before the black helicopters get here.


Marshall : It's perfectly rational.

Ted : Hey!

Ted : My spectacles!

Marshall : Hey.

Ted : I know we're low on gas,

Ted : But can we turn on the heat for just a minute?


you all onions and Julian we got to get

you all onions and Julian we got to get

you all onions and Julian we got to get those mouth juices flowing before the

those mouth juices flowing before the

those mouth juices flowing before the main event comes so it's been too many

main event comes so it's been too many

main event comes so it's been too many months without kimchi yes

ready


Joanna : Hell, the mailman probably knows it, given how much Roger talks about it.

Roger : It was a very traumatic experience.

Roger : As is this. I'd like you to leave.

Castle : Sorry, Roger, no can do.

Castle : Sadie wanted your glass. If not for DNA, then why?

Ryan : - Perhaps a fingerprint? - Why would Sadie need his fingerprint?

Roger : I have no idea.

Castle : Your wife does.

Joanna : - Right over there, behind the picture. - Joanna, how could you?

Joanna : Oh, please. I've been dying to know

Joanna : what you've been hiding in your safe for years now, Roger.

Joanna : And the fact that you didn't knock up Sadie

Castle : doesn't mean you weren't knocking boots.

Roger : If you think I'm opening that without a warrant, you're crazy.

Castle : How long would it take to get us a warrant?

Ryan : An hour or two.

We don't have that kind oftime.

Castle : - Joanna, you're a fan of Nikki Heat. - Yeah, so?

Castle : So how would you like to have a main character

Castle : named after you in my next book?

Roger : Joanna, don't you dare.


Me, Papa and Mama all helped him walk. laughs

- [Missy] Alright, let's practice your walking.

baby babbling


Ross : but then we heard the guy leave.

Beckett : Did you get a good look at his face?

Ross : No, no, no, he went out the hallway door.

Ross : Doc got us, she was rattled, but she did our session anyway.

Castle : I got a feeling this isn't our guy.

Beckett : Hinkle. Evan Hinkle.

Beckett : He's had the appointment before the Rosses

Beckett : every week for the last two years.

Yeah, the guy's clean. There's no record of anything.

Castle : Two straight years of therapy, maybe he just snapped.

Beckett : Have uniforms bring him in. I'm gonna go get a coffee.

Karpowski : Esposito tipped me off to the bet. Thought I'd toss a little towards ours.


All of the juices, the juices in your mouth, wow.

I can't wait to try this onion either.

It's like a pickled red onion.


Oh my gosh, that ride was so cool.

He's actually going on it again with my mom and

Papa again and Kelsey.

We had extra fast passes so they all get to ride.

And so I'm so excited for them that he gets to go again.

He loved it!

I am sitting here entertaining Ms. June!

And Finn's gettin' in there.

Okay, hop on out.

Should we do the clappy hands?

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

Yay!

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.

Yay!

I pretty much have to sing the entire time I'm watching her.

If you're happy and you know it and you really

wanna show it, if you're happy and you know it,

clap your hands.

Yay!

Finn you've been playing peeka-boo with her?

Kay show her your peeka-boo.


Izzie : Just an opinion.

Burke : Pressure's dropped to 60. She's bradying down! How much longer?

Addison : I just need two minutes to get these babies out.

Make it one. She's flatlined. Start compressions.

- I got the first one out. Clamp. - Come on, come on.

- Second baby's out. OK, go. - Bulky, ten-blade.

Poor guy, he just wanted to climb, and he ends up with an ax in his head.

He shouldn't have tried turning back.

If the group goes up, you move with the group. OK, drill, please.

He panicked. Have a right to turn back if you're scared.

No. He chose to climb a mountain.

Derek : You can't change your mind in the middle of a climb.

RVO : - OK. - Now we pull it out?

Yeah, but the ax went in as they fell. So there'll be some tearing.

Derek : Should be a shallow wound. It should come out easily.

- You got it? - Yep.

Derek : All right, everybody. Here we go. Ready?

OK, one, two, three.


Raj : Nice to meet you. - You too.

Raj : Please, have a seat.

Raj : I'm thinking double wedding.

Voice of Spock : Dr. Cooper.


Final location of the day, let's have some fun

I'm a Patrizia's on Second Avenue

And they have a few Pizza creations that are not very typical first of all check this out

This is a calzone Pizza calzone and a pizza. It's a calza with ... pizzone

I think what I can do is separate the pizza and the calzone


It's great to be in the Empire today

It's great to be in the Empire today

We got everything

Raj : Try to keep up, Howard. I'm killing it.

Howard : Yeah, I wish we looked as cool dancing in clubs as we do right now.

Leonard : Don't worry, this is exactly how you look when you're dancing in clubs.

Raj : You're welcome, ladies.

Sheldon : Paradigm-shifting news, gentlemen.

Dude, I was about to Bollywood this bitch.


Rachel : You can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.

Actually, that's a Barbra Streisand-wich.

What? I named that one.

Guy : - Just one other thing. - Yes?

I work at Bloomingdale's.

Guy : I might know of a job possibility, if you're interested.


Phoebe, I have to ask you..

I'm swamped right now.


and the bed okay they're come on where's my family

my family

my family oh hello you guys are all in this cocoon

oh hello you guys are all in this cocoon pod yeah you guys want to swing a little


Ted : It's funny.

Ted : When you date someone, it's like you're taking one long course

Ted : in who that person is and then, when you break up,

Ted : all that stuff becomes useless.

Ted : It's the emotional equivalent of an English degree.

Ted : I guess I just liked the idea

Ted : of putting all my Robin Scherbatsky knowledge

Ted : to good use, you know?

Robin : Well, since you know me pretty well...

Robin : am I fooling myself with this whole Barney thing?

Robin : I don't know.

Ted : I will say this, though.

Ted : I've seen Barney work Very hard to get women.

Ted : I've seen him work very hard to get rid of women.

Ted : I've never seen him work this hard to keep one around.

Ted : I was going to give him an A.

Ted : Well, B+ -- Shin-Ya kind of screwed up the curve.


Sheldon outside : Knock, knock, knock, Penny? Knock, knock, knock, Penny?

Penny : What's this?

Sheldon : Leonard told me what happened,

Sheldon : so I took it upon myself to make you a hot beverage.

Penny : Oh. That's so sweet of you.

Sheldon : Yeah. I know.


Joey's Doctor : Kidney stones!

Ordinarily, we try to break the stones up with shock waves.

But they're too close to the bladder.

Either we wait for you to pass them or else go up the urethra

No, no, no, no. Nothing is going up, okay?

Joey : Up is not an option. What's a urethra?


Leonard : There's chapters about potty training,

Leonard : and bed-wetting and...


Sheldon : ...is secreting the pheromones associated with ovulation.

Sheldon : Which brings me back to my question. Where are you in...?

Sheldon : Clearly, I'm 14 days too early.

Leonard : All I'm saying is, if they can cure yellow fever and malaria...

Leonard : ...why can't they do something about lactose intolerance?

Leonard, you're gonna have to let this go.

Steph : You had a little cheese dip, you farted. I thought it was cute.

Sheldon : Oh, hi, Stephanie.

Sheldon : Hi.

- Want some more wine? - Yeah.

Steph : I mean, I assume I'm not driving anywhere tonight.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

[SHELDON GROANS]

[GRUNTS]


This place is like the circus with alcohol!

Castle : How have I never been here before?

Beckett : You think this is crazy,

Beckett : you should see some of the clubs I've been to.

Bartender : What can I get you?

Information.

Beckett : Do you recognize these people?

Yeah. They're part of Kitty's burlesque troupe.

Beckett : Kitty's troupe?

Bartender : Kitty Canary. She runs the place.

Beckett : And where can I find this Kitty?


combination of fruits and it's so Nokia

combination of fruits and it's so Nokia like this this is why they call it like

like this this is why they call it like

like this this is why they call it like nope Apple right yeah it looks like

nope Apple right yeah it looks like

nope Apple right yeah it looks like milky yeah this thing is just pure sweet

milky yeah this thing is just pure sweet so how much can I eat before I like

so how much can I eat before I like

so how much can I eat before I like start running into like the peel that's

start running into like the peel that's

start running into like the peel that's fine right there it's fine it's over

fine right there it's fine it's over

fine right there it's fine it's over right yeah it's over

right yeah it's over

right yeah it's over we we ate the rice hammock now they're

we we ate the rice hammock now they're

we we ate the rice hammock now they're gonna show us how to make the rice hand

gonna show us how to make the rice hand

gonna show us how to make the rice hand yes the master gotta show it and learn I

yes the master gotta show it and learn I shall so second-generation rice hammock

shall so second-generation rice hammock

shall so second-generation rice hammock master Oh what is come here look at this

master Oh what is come here look at this look how she's moving there's like a

look how she's moving there's like a

look how she's moving there's like a comb dude you can get yeah right there

comb dude you can get yeah right there

comb dude you can get yeah right there it may look simple that's paper dust

it may look simple that's paper dust

it may look simple that's paper dust because she's like a master at it this

because she's like a master at it this

because she's like a master at it this is not simple alright it's my turn I'm

is not simple alright it's my turn I'm

is not simple alright it's my turn I'm gonna be so stupid at this all right


SHELDON : Wait. I'm confused.

Sheldon : Why would you need both a robot girlfriend

Sheldon : and a robot prostitute?

Howard : There's just some things you don't do

Howard : with your robot girlfriend.

Raj : Boy, when you met Bernadette,

Raj : the field of robotics really took a hit.

Leonard : Okay, let's just skip

Leonard : all the inventions you can have sex with.

All right, no-- here we go :

"Ergonomic heated seat cushion."

Howard : No, it vibrates. Keep going.

Leonard : You know, let's just come up with something new.

SHELDON : You know,

Sheldon : a number of significant innovations have been inspired


What do you mean? We love Steve. Steve was sexy!

Sorry.

I don't know how I feel yet. Let me figure it out.

Rachel : Then can we meet him?

No.

Sorry.

Joey. Let it go.

Why should they meet him?

I bring a guy home and they're like..

Monica : coyotes picking off the weak members of the herd.

Listen, as someone who's seen more than her share of bad beef..

I'll tell you, that is not such a terrible thing.

Your friends are just looking after you.

I wish that once I'd date a guy they liked.

You realize the odds of that happening are slimmer..

Paula : - if they never get to meet the guy. - I know.

- Can't I whimper a little bit? - Whimper.


Barney : What was once

Barney : My jungle is now my zoo.

Barney : And I am forced to mate with the same old lioness

Barney : Again and again and again,

Barney : While families pay to watch.

Ted : Yeah, this metaphor's really falling apart.

Barney : Put a bell around my neck and scratch my belly, kids,

Barney : For I am just a docile housecat now.

Meow.

Lily : Well, we love this bar.


- Oh. Oh. Shut the door, Shut the door. - Why?


Judy : Anything for my baby bear.

Judy : Get him out of my house.

Judy : Take Marshall back to New York with you.

Judy : Please, I am begging you.

Lily : I thought he was here helping you.

Judy : He was, at first.

Judy : But once he saw me starting to do better, he kind of regressed.

Judy : He's been holed up in his room for days at a time,

Judy : playing old video games.

Judy : I mean, he is having a pretty sick Dr. Mario run, but...

Lily : - I'll talk to him. - I wanna be there for him,

Judy : but it's like he's a teenager again.

Judy : I even walked in on him abusing himself.

Judy : There he was, on the bed, looking at old photos of his dad.

Judy : That's emotional self-abuse, don't you think?


Amy. Ted.

Ted : Barney.

Ted, we are back!

Barney : Up here.

Barney : Up high.

Barney : Fivin' it up five-style!


Wow.

-What did you do? -I dealt with it like a professional.

" Ooh, " what?

Phoebe : ma Thurman.

Ross : -The actress! -Uma Thurman!

Ross : Thanks, Rach.

-What'll you do? -You have to tell her.

Ross : It's your moral obligation as a friend, as a woman. It's a feminist issue.

Guys?

Ross : -You have to. -Feminist issue? That's where I went.

Phoebe : -She is gonna hate me! -Yeah, well....

Joey : Will you pick one? Just pick one.

Joey : -Here, how about that one? -That's patio furniture.


on a very high heat.

And then finally, this is stir fried chicken

with lots and lots of green onions,

and what I love is that they're just full, like,


Eduardo he waved back at mommy mommy has to stay in the car what he likes his

to stay in the car what he likes his

to stay in the car what he likes his routine oh my goodness guys what a

routine oh my goodness guys what a

routine oh my goodness guys what a conundrum okay I've been invited to go

conundrum okay I've been invited to go

conundrum okay I've been invited to go to LA to fly to LA in like shortly and

to LA to fly to LA in like shortly and

to LA to fly to LA in like shortly and to go to this sort of big conference

to go to this sort of big conference

to go to this sort of big conference thing and a better topic that I'm very

thing and a better topic that I'm very

thing and a better topic that I'm very very passionate about and the reason I

very passionate about and the reason I

very passionate about and the reason I invited me was because they know that


Penny : How about we just have a little quiet time now?

Sheldon : All right.

[SHELDON WHIMPERS]

Sheldon : I'm sorry. I'm finding your reckless nonchalance...

Sheldon : ...regarding the check-engine light to be very troubling.

Penny Pulling over : Get out.

Sheldon : I have to tell you that while I do have a theoretical understanding...

...of an internal-combustion engine...

Sheldon : ...I'm not sure I'm capable of performing diagnostics.

I said, "Get out."

Sheldon : Okay, I'll give it a shot.


Previously on The Big Bang Theory...

Please stop crying.

I'm begging you. I don't know what else to do.

My boobs are empty.

Do you want lasagna?

It's okay, it's okay.

Shh...

What have we done?

Penny : What... what's all this?

Leonard : Well, it sounded like you were having a rough day,


Chandler : And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive.

She starts thinking, "Maybe this is the guy for me because he understands me."

Joey : And before you know it, she's with him.

And you'll be all, "Oh, man!"

And he'll be all, "Yes!"

And us, we'll be like, "Oh, dude!"

And pretty soon you'll be like :

"Hi."

And, "Well, I can't go. Rachel and Mark might be there."

And we'll be like, "Man, get over it! It's been four years!"

Chandler : He paints quite a picture, doesn't he?

Here's the Shelley Segal stuff for December.

Mark : Wait, I've got something for you.

Rachel : - Mark. - It's okay. Rachel knows.

Woman : Yeah, but even so.

Mark : I can't help it. I'm just crazy about you.


Castle : We don't. The guy's a high-level hacker.

He's got a new ID and is out of the country by now.

He'll trade on his skills and live like a king.

Castle : Actually, he's already living like a king.

Castle : And that's how we're gonna find him.

Game Narrator : Welcome to Terra Quest. Adventure awaits.

Castle : All right.

Castle : The East Mountain Goblin army is attacking from the base of Mt. Orr.

Castle : Which means their king will be leading them into battle.

Castle : There he is! That's Henry.

Ooh!

Castle : Where did he get a falchion sword?

Castle : That's, like, plus 90 conquest points!

Beckett : Can you get a lock on that avatar

Beckett : and see if you can trace the location where Henry logged in?

Tory : I think so.

And I will join the battle and slow him down.

Castle : I thought underground gaming dens were just legend.

Castle : Yeah, well, I thought the Invisible Man wasn't real.

- Good job! - There he is!


Ross : All right, Emily.

Ross : As much as I love you...

Ross : ...I'm sorry, I can't move to London without Ben.

Emily : I understand that would be difficult.

Would you consider moving here? You were moving here anyway.

Ross : Why can't you just do that?

Emily : I don't know. It's just

Ross : But I know that even though I've been a complete idiot up till now...

Ross : ...you have to come here.

You have to, so we can work this out together.

Ross : All right.

Did you just say "all right"?

Phoebe : I did. Now I'm the idiot.


Ted, joining them : Anyway, speaking of food,

Ted, joining them : Marshall, I've got so bad news.

Ted, joining them : Just read online, Gazzola's is closing.

Marshall : No!

What's Gazzola's?

Ted : A filthy mecca of spectacular if undercooked pizza

Ted : located at 316 Kinzie Street, Chicago, Illinois.

Marshall : Back in college, Ted and I used to take these crazy road trips

Marshall : from Connecticut all the way to Chicago

Just for a Gazzola's pizza.

Ted : 22 hours.

Ted : No map.

Ted : We'd just jump in the Fiero and drive.

Ted : We were like Lewis and Clark,

Ted : if Lewis and Clark peed in empty soda bottles

Ted : and had a bong made out of a cantaloupe.

Marshall : Man, those Gazzola trips,

Marshall : that's... that's when we really became bros.

Ted : Mm. We ate nothing but jerky.

Marshall : Drank nothing but Tantrum.

Ah, Tantrum.


out of 10 it was so good though we ready I can't hear that you sheep yeah yeah no


House : Sorry. Can't do that. It would be unethical for one patient to know about another patient's treatment.

They have a right to know. - If they know, they won't consent. That defeats the whole purpose.

Attorney : That's their right.

Two more babies have just become symptomatic.

I defer to your legal wisdom.

Which takes precedence... six dying babies or a missing consent form?

Attorney : You can't do it.


Lily : Okay.

Barney : Then this is as far as we get.

Barney : The final four.

Barney : It's got to be meg, anna,

Barney : Kate or holly.

Barney : We are gonna track these girls down,

Barney : And you're going to tell me

Barney : Which one approached you at the bar.


Beckett : and steal a garage door opener.

Okay. Why?

Beckett : Apparently, after they broke up,

Beckett : his ex-girlfriend took a few of his things, and he wants 'em back.

Castle : And he needs the garage door opener to get into her place?

Beckett : Her mom's place, but, yeah.

But given his record, why doesn't he just steal it himself?

Beckett : Because her truck is parked right outside of her bar,

Beckett : and he can't get close to it

without someone spotting him and then telling her.

Castle : And you're actually thinking about doing this?

Beckett : If I don't, he won't sign.

Beckett : Castle, he could drag this on for years.

Castle : And if you get caught?


Taub : He's crashing. Call a code.

Adams : You need to stop this.

Adams : I'm giving him the ibuprofen.

Dominika : Dinner's almost ready.

House : I think I'll stick with the fluids tonight, thanks.

Dominika : Why are you sulking?

House : I'm not sulking.

Oh!

Dominika : My mistake.

House : Either religion is killing a kid or I am.


Beckett : And if the Russians did get on to Charlie,

wouldn't the CIA wanna know that their mission is compromised?

Mccord : Okay. In the spirit of containment,

Mccord : let's talk to Svetlana.

Mccord : You followed him. You followed him to the warehouse.

Yes.

Beckett : Why did he go there?

Svetlana : He was looking for guns.

Mccord : And that was when you realized he was about to betray your family,

and so, you told them.

Svetlana : I told no one.

Beckett : You didn't even tell your Uncle Anton, or your other relatives?

Svetlana : No. I knew Charlie was a spy,

Svetlana : but I never said so to my family. I would die first.

Svetlana : We were in love.


of a special treat and Caleb really, really likes


Raj : ...maybe there's still a future for us.

Raj : The funny thing about life is that sometimes something you think...

Amy : Does he ever shut up?


Marshall : and for a kid from Minnesota, the big city was a scary place.


[Music]

[Music] don't know what milk or girls like this

don't know what milk or girls like this

don't know what milk or girls like this 24 tears I do

24 tears I do

24 tears I do [Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

Oh oh my god hey boys what are you doing


Man : You know, if you ask nicely, they'll let you visit the engine room.

Sheldon : I never want this day to end.


Give me a hand with the zipper.

Up!

Monica : -You changed? -I decided I needed my lucky dress.

Monica : -Lucky means more cleavage? -It does for me.

Rachel : Look at him! He's so cute.

I just want to grab him and kiss him.

How could I kiss him without him knowing I like him?

Joey : I know how you can get him. Take off your bra.


Ted voix off : At my apartment for a couple hours,

Ted voix off : And that's when...

Marshall : Nobody does it better than you.


Chase : it could cause a catecholamine surge and ventricular fibrillation.

Chase : An ancient demon, called a dab,

Chase : was sitting on him, strangling him.

Chase : Think that qualifies.

Taub : Except in the rational part of the file

Taub : where it says his EKG's within normal limits. It's not his heart.

Adams : What about obstructive sleep apnoea?

Sleep apnoea wouldn't have caused

House : breathing problems after he woke up.

House : What did you dream of?

Park : I never remember my dreams.

House : But you're certain that they're insignificant.

House : Defensively so.

Park : I was defending science.

House : You were defensively defending science.

Park : Lung damage from inhaled toxins

Park : could keep causing problems after he woke up.

Adams : Or an upper respiratory infection.

House : Okay. Chase and Park, start IV antibiotics for pneumonia.

House : Taub and Adams, go check the home for toxins.

Can I go with Taub?

Park : It was my idea.

Right.

House : 'Cause for a moment there I thought

House : you were uncomfortable around Chase

because you had a nocturnal Australian.

House : You can go with whoever you want.

House : But all of you, read all of these files.


Howard : You're in a good mood.

Sheldon : Well, it's a new day. I have a new outlook.

Sheldon : You know, I realized I don't need to worry

Sheldon : about other people.

Sheldon : I just need to think more about myself.

Leonard : Oh, how will we ever get used to the new you?

Raj : Well, I'm glad to see you moving forward.

Sheldon : Bert did quality research.

Sheldon : And he deserves whatever accolades he receives.

Howard : What is going on?

Howard : Did you upgrade his software last night?

Leonard : I think he might be learning on his own.

Raj : Then the robot uprising has begun.

Sheldon : Excuse me, I need to pay Bert

Sheldon : a proper congratulations.

Raj : He doesn't just look like C-3PO,

Raj : now he walks like him.

Sheldon : Bert?


Let's try it out.


this is like a hallway that's connecting one part of the bazaar to the next

one part of the bazaar to the next

one part of the bazaar to the next beautiful hallway and we're getting to

beautiful hallway and we're getting to

beautiful hallway and we're getting to the next part of the bazaar so he just

the next part of the bazaar so he just

the next part of the bazaar so he just met a bunch of guys who know us and they

met a bunch of guys who know us and they let us into the silver this is the

let us into the silver this is the

let us into the silver this is the Silver Wing of the bazaar as silver

Silver Wing of the bazaar as silver

Silver Wing of the bazaar as silver Bazaar the best silver in Iran the

Bazaar the best silver in Iran the

Bazaar the best silver in Iran the architecture is just spectacular and

architecture is just spectacular and

architecture is just spectacular and again to be here and it's so peaceful

again to be here and it's so peaceful

again to be here and it's so peaceful and quiet and just spectacular jewelry

and quiet and just spectacular jewelry

and quiet and just spectacular jewelry what's the name of your shop

what's the name of your shop

what's the name of your shop these shop hi dears our idea Sarah is so


Joey : - Where have you been? - Taking my parents to the hotel.

Ross : - Going back to work? - Yeah.

Ross : - Nice shades. - Thanks.

Joey : I figure if I wear these in my scenes, I won't get spit in my eyes.

Ross : And, if I remember correctly, Ray-Ban was the official sponsor of WWI.

Joey : Great! All right!

- I'll see you later. - All right.

- Where's Chandler? - I think he's in Rachel's room.

Chandler?


Howard : Never mind.

Sheldon on phone : Hello, Amy. It's Sheldon.

Yeah, I-I know that we're broken up, but

Sheldon on phone : I'm leaving this message because I thought perhaps you'd like

Sheldon on phone : to watch me be interviewed for a documentary about Mr. Spock.

Sheldon on phone : Or as I like to call it, a Spockumentary.

Sheldon on phone : Yeah, I'm going to use

Sheldon on phone : that joke in the interview, so try to laugh

Sheldon on phone : like you're hearing it for the first time.

Sheldon on phone : You know, hysterically, hmm?

Sheldon on phone : And with a tinge of sadness that I'm no longer in your life.

Leonard : I'm the one who thought of âSpockumentaryâ"

Penny : And I'm laughing like I did the first time I heard it.

knocking on door

Sheldon on phone : Hello.

Wil Wheaton : Hey, Sheldon.

Wil Wheaton : This is Adam Nimoy.

Adam : Nice to meet you. Oh, it's nice to meet you.


I'm gonna marry Myron and keep looking for Mr. Right.


Beckett : Oh, like you've never been inappropriate.

Me?

Mmm-hmm.

Castle : I've never been anything but a perfect gentleman.

Really?


BAILEY : I need your word, or I'm not gonna sign those papers.

MR. SULLIVAN : - I give you my word. - Hmm. All right, then.

Mrs. Sullivan, go to the front desk to fill out paperwork.

Then you can take your husband home.

How we doing?

She's at eight centimeters. Baby's at minus three station.

Husband : So, what do we do? Patterned breathing? Squatting?

ALEX : Dude, squatting?

ADDISON : Dr. Karev, how do we normally proceed in a situation like this?

ALEX : We monitor the baby's progress, and if the descent stops entirely

during active labor, we perform a C-section.

WIFE : Not on me, you don't.

WIFE : I'm sorry, Dr. Karev, but Jeff and I have a natural birth plan.

Dr. Montgomery-Shepherd promised us...

I promised that we would do what we can, but if your labor intensifies

ADDISON : - and the baby doesn't descend... - Then we'll wait until he does. Right?

WIFE : I'm not having a C-section.

A C-section is the safest way to...

- To what? Avoid a lawsuit? - We don't have to decide now.

I'm not gonna miss out on an experience my body was made for,

WIFE : just because it's more convenient for you.

You all right, Dr. Grey?


and then the savory item is going in on

and then the savory item is going in on top of the sweet items we do have some

top of the sweet items we do have some

top of the sweet items we do have some things left what do we do with Oregon is

things left what do we do with Oregon is actually a tutorial of them how do they

actually a tutorial of them how do they

actually a tutorial of them how do they follow me lick on it you get kind of

follow me lick on it you get kind of

follow me lick on it you get kind of that edge okay so you're supposed to

that edge okay so you're supposed to

that edge okay so you're supposed to take the oil and dip it in the in the

take the oil and dip it in the in the

take the oil and dip it in the in the foam on top and eat it with the milk

foam on top and eat it with the milk

foam on top and eat it with the milk foam what do we do with the beef if we

foam what do we do with the beef if we

foam what do we do with the beef if we are not too high to hold your son we're

are not too high to hold your son we're

are not too high to hold your son we're gonna dip the beef inside and get the

gonna dip the beef inside and get the

gonna dip the beef inside and get the beef like that all right let's let's dip

beef like that all right let's let's dip an Oreo and I'm gonna be a little


Howard : Then she said, "Do you not want me to come?"

Howard : Then I bought her a new laptop and the game...

...and she's parking the car now.

ls the whip-sound app contextually appropriate here?

Uh, it is, but I think you might have waited too long for it to be funny.

- l was wrong. It's still funny. - Oh, good.

Leonard : Oh.


so get your knife okay right then you're gonna have to go down and always are

gonna have to go down and always are

gonna have to go down and always are different some shells are harder than

different some shells are harder than

different some shells are harder than others okay push it down once you feel

others okay push it down once you feel

others okay push it down once you feel like you're kind of in uh-huh then you

like you're kind of in uh-huh then you

like you're kind of in uh-huh then you can start twisting your knife and then

can start twisting your knife and then

can start twisting your knife and then you'll hear the top pop so then twist

you'll hear the top pop so then twist

you'll hear the top pop so then twist okay I think I'm I think I'm in the

okay I think I'm I think I'm in the

okay I think I'm I think I'm in the shell you can kind of twist the knife oh


and two kgs of this.".

So, hopefully you're gonna enjoy it.

- Now, we're on our way to lunch.

We're gonna have some meat.

upbeat music

And there's a car wash at the bottom,

I think around the world, if you,

if there's a restaurant where there's a carwash

in the same parking lot, you know it's gonna be

a local, properly good spot in the restaurant.

I think it's in this complex right here on the top floor.

man speaking in foreign language

sizzling

man speaks in foreign language

- You can see from the outside.

- [Bekruz] Okay, okay.

man speaks in foreign language

- We're heading upstairs, to have a meat feast.


Man in seat behind : it's neither.

Man in seat behind : They actually use the AAR type "E" coupler.

Man in seat behind : If you listen carefully when the locomotive disconnects,

Man in seat behind : you'll hear the characteristic click, whoosh,

Man in seat behind : ...thunk of the knuckle.

Sheldon : Get out of town.

Howard : I'm gonna jump off this train.

Leonard : Hey, Cinnamon, guess who just did it human style.

Oh, my God!

Leonard : It's a little late, but I'll take it.

Penny : No, Cinnamon ate the chocolates. That's really bad for dogs.


it does realize it was like Bend really

it does realize it was like Bend really awkwardly anyway she looks adorable also

awkwardly anyway she looks adorable also I just wanted to say so she has started


Leonard : Nice shot. Thank you.

Sheldon : My father taught me archery as a child.

Sheldon : It's odd how the activity

Sheldon : brings back the smell of Kmart bourbon.

Leonard : Perfect. I know.

Sheldon : What an elf I would have made.

Sheldon : Whoo.

Sheldon : What do you think you're doing?

Leonard : Shooting at a target?

Sheldon : With what?

Leonard : An arrow. Really?

Sheldon : I didn't see you draw one from your quiver.

Leonard : I'm not going to do that, Sheldon.

Sheldon : Leonard, the people at Nintendo can only go so far

Sheldon : in helping us recreate an actual athletic experience.

Sheldon : We have to do our part, too.

Sheldon : That was uncalled for, but...


- That is correct. - I knew that too.

Penny : Good for you, sweetie. Okay, next question.

"What is the quantum-mechanical effect used to encode data on hard-disk drives?"

[BUZZER SOUNDS]

- Howard? - The answer is giant magnetoresistance.

Leslie : - Right. - Hey, I buzzed in.

And I answered. It's called teamwork.

Howard : Don't you think I should answer engineering questions? I am an engineer.


You're turning into a woman.


And this is the old post ... 90 years old

That's when they first opened a shop in the Chinese area of ââBangkok

Great

On the way the shop owners told a little more history of the restaurant

Their parents started a restaurant

Then they took care of their three sons ... now take care of the younger son

He's still cooking ... and they're all upstairs

Stay at home

They live on the third floor

And the cooking is on the ground floor


Ted : Let's just find a solution.


Derek : I will hurt you if this goes wrong for her.

Is that a... dollhouse?

Izzie : Yeah.

Izzie : The lights work and everything. It's the perfect little home.

Oh. Did you have a dollhouse growing up?

I had sex last night...

Izzie : With the wrong person.

Izzie : But the thing is, it didn't feel wrong at the time. It felt like...

something was falling into place. So what do I do?

What am I, the go-to person for adultery?

Cristina : No.

Jane : I just...

Izzie : I just don't know what to do.

Cristina : You stop.

Addison : That's what you do.

Izzie : Are you sure?

I mean, how do you know that it didn't feel so right because...

It's God's plan?

Addison : God wants you to be an adulterer?

Izzie : God got a virgin pregnant by magic. God is not playing by the rules.

Doug : Talk to Paul.

Cristina : Mr. Kendry.

No, Paul will get you drywall numbers.

Cristina : - Mr. Kendry. - Okay.

Let me just write a couple notes about that call.

Cristina : Mr. Kendry, we're gonna have to amputate your foot.


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House : thinking the stench would clear the place out.

House : But instead of breathing through his nose,

House : some idiot decided to hold his breath.

House : He passes out

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Colleen : No, not the patients, the kids.

Colleen : It doesn't matter how you stole it, what matters is why.

House : You know, you're starting to remind me of someone.


Amy : Yeah, yeah, you want a cigarette. Well, I'd like a normal boyfriend. Deal with it.


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Monica : That's what you've been working on for two hours?

Chandler : Hey, I've been honing.

Ross : -What was with the dishes? -She might think I'm in a restaurant.

I might have a life. Like I haven't been sitting here...

... honing for the last two hours?

-The telescope guy's doing it again. -Oh, my God.


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GEORGE : Excellent, even.

For a while she wanted, I don't know, a certain level of commitment.

And I just didn't feel like I was ready... Now I am though.

BURKE : - So you're stepping up? - I'm stepping up.


Monica : Oh, my God, you cleaned! Look at these floors!

You did the windows! I have been begging you for months! And you did, you cleaned.

Monica : -And nagging works! -No, I didn't actually do this.

Monica : Oh, no. Was I cleaning in my sleep again?

No, it wasn't you.

Monica : -Well, then, who? -I got a maid. Yay!

I hope by "maid" you mean "mistress" because if some other woman was cleaning..

Now, honey, I know you don't like to relinquish control.

"Relinquish" is just a fancy word for "lose."

She's nice, and she mentioned that she adored the way you arranged the sponges.


Montgomery : And you're reviewing the files

to see if they might've missed something.

Beckett : Yes, sir.

Montgomery : If the case is unsolved,

chances are the answers you're looking for probably aren't in that file.

What did your mother do, Officer Beckett?

Beckett : She was a lawyer.

Montgomery : And you think her death might've had something

Montgomery : to do with a case she was handling?

Beckett : Well, the detective that was working her case, Raglan,

Beckett : said that it was just random, but...

But did you look through her personal belongings?

Montgomery : Old notebooks, journals, diaries? Cassette recordings?

Montgomery : Stuff like that?

Beckett : Yes, sir. Tons of times. But I haven't found anything that seems relevant.

Montgomery : Well, keep looking. You never know when something might turn up.

Montgomery : Nice meeting you, Officer Beckett.

Montgomery : Sorry about your mom.

Beckett : Thank you, sir.

How you feeling?

Beckett : Where are we?

Castle : Ripton, Vermont, population 588.

Couple of short hours, we will be crossing into Canada.

Beckett : Turn around. We have to go back.

Kate Beckett : - What? - It was Montgomery.

Beckett : He made that recording of Bracken, the one that Smith has been looking for.


I have a son. His mother and I didn't live together.

When he was with me, I took care of him all the time, by myself.

-That's true. You do have another child. -Yeah.

Mrs. Green : With another woman.

Mrs. Green : Have you no control, Ross?


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- Yeah, it's good, I know man,

really an healthy drink.


Amy : I'm sure it's just 'cause I'm dating Sheldon.

Bert : Mm, actually, I think Sheldon's popular because he's dating you.

Penny : Now Sheldon's popular?

Penny : What is happening?

Howard : Maybe we should break for lunch.

Howard : What time is it?

Leonard : According to the world's worst cuckoo clock, it's 2 : 00.

Sheldon : My head hurts

Sheldon : and I'm more tired than ever.


Monica : -Look at my hand. -You have the answers written there?