Wow. Actually, this looks pretty good.

Yeah.

"Boys will be boys"?

Phoebe : - What? They will be! - All right.

- That's it, I'm getting out of here. - No, Ross, wait, come on.

There's other stuff here. There's some nice shirts, these nice pants.

Ross : Actually, these might look pretty good on me.

Rachel : Yes, they will. You know what you should do? Go take a walk.

All right? I know your size, and I'll pick out some really good stuff for you.

Chandler : - Really? - Yes.

Rachel : I know what looks sexy on guys.

Rachel : Just wear what I suggest, and she is gonna go nuts for you.

So you're saying...

Ross : ...if I wear these pants, I might be getting into hers?


Robin : It all tastes the same once it's in the bowl.

Doug : Why are you wearing my dad's pants?


LEONARD : Okay, we've got power to the laser.

Sheldon : I should've brought an umbrella.

-What for? It's not gonna rain. -I know.

Sheldon : But with skin as fair as mine, moon burn is a real possibility.

That's a buzzinga, right?

Sheldon : One of my best, don't you think?

[HOWARD FEIGNS LAUGH]

Howard, double-check the equatorial mount on the laser.

-We need it locked on the Sea of Tranquility. -You got it.

Howard : Raj, no.

Howard : Billions of dollars have gone into inventing the Internet...

Howard : ...and filling it with pictures of naked women so we don't have to peep through windows.

Raj : It's not like that. I'm watching someone's TV.

Raj : The Good Wife is on.

Raj : I tell you, this is my new Grey's Anatomy.

Sheldon : Leonard, what is that? What is that?

Leonard : Relax, it's just a dirty sock.


Barney : a strip club!

Barney : You get a lap dance! You get a lap dance!

Barney : You're gonna give me a lap dance!

Barney : Everybody gets a lap dance!

Barney : That was amazing!

Barney : It was like a diamond suit for my soul.

Barney : I gotta keep going. I gotta do more.

Ted : I cannot go back to that strip club.

Ted : I seen some things.

Barney : I'm not going back either.

Barney : I'm taking the rest of my bonus

Barney : to God's strip club.

The next day, he paid a visit to the most charitable man he knew,

his half-brother's father, Sam Gibbs, a minister at a church on Long Island.

Ted from 2030 : Sam.


So...

Chase : You really like kittens, huh?

Winn : Yeah, you said you did, too.

Winn : No wonder you're pissed, because that is not you.

Winn : And I didn't take it.

Winn : Did you mean my height with heels or without?

Chase : You weren't wearing heels when we were in that room, so...

Chase : Oh, yes, you were.

Winn : I started to take them off, and then you asked me very nicely not to.

Winn : Why would I do this?

Winn : I'm not mad about what happened with us,

Winn : or apparently with you and any other women at that wedding.

Chase : Sorry, I guess my forensic analysis

Chase : wasn't as advanced as I thought.

Winn : Wait. You know, you don't have to rush off. I still have those heels.

Chase : Everywhere you looked, gingham and stuffed animals.

Taub : How did you get out of there?

Chase : I didn't, right away.

Chase : Wasn't anything wrong with her physically.

Taub : One down, two members of a threesome to go.

Taub : You should flip a condom to choose.


You see? She's... She's confused. My father died eight years ago. Heart attack.

Georgia : Not in bed, dear.

Georgia : Why do you ask?

House : Because you have tested positive for syphilis.


Penny : You know, I had no idea

Penny : Caltech is exactly like my high school.

Amy : Well, it's not exactly like it.

Amy : We're all extremely smart.

Penny : Wow... you popular girls are mean.


other one that's the scariest thing I've ever done


All : Oh...!

Barney : Oh...

Barney : Such a waste.

Lily : I know. He was so young.

Barney : A hand-stitched, cashmere,

Barney : Double-breasted dolce & gabbana.

Barney : It must be so frightened.

This is going faster than I thought.

We'll make an appearance at the bar for the wake,

We'll be watching the game by 8 : 00.

Carl : And even though we didn't see any whales,

Carl : Mark and I both said it was the best day of our lives.

Hmm. Hmm.

Carl : Okay, I'm getting us another round.


We shrunk them with alcohol and she's breathing on her own now.

House : Well, that sucks.

Four thousand, three hundred saved emails

House : and not a single mention of "lesbionic," "Sanchez," or "mangina. "

House : Swollen lymph nodes means it wasn't psychological.

Kutner : Who's that from?

Santa, obviously. As you know, I worship him.

Oh, wait. I meant Satan. I always get them confused.

What is an "alpine butterfly"? And why is she learning how to do one?

Foreman : House, we already have a full history. You don't need to waste time...

House : It's just a climbing knot. But what does she use it for?

Try "bondage. " I did once.

But she just tied me down and whined about how hard it is to be Dean of Medicine.

Kutner : Gyms aren't exactly pristine. Could be a fungal infection. Seriously, who's it from?

Foreman : No fever. No elevated white count.

House : That's funny. Friend sent her a Garfield cartoon.

House : That cat sure does love lasagna.

House, stop obsessing.


at seasoning a cob of corn.

He just flies!

Is Micah allowed to taste it?

- [Woman] No.

- Sorry, Micah, you can't taste this

'cause there's lots of different chili sauces on it

and a lot of mayonnaise so I think Micah will just have

to watch this one.

But it looks beautiful.

It's just covered in so many things,

this has to be the fanciest corn on the cob


Sheldon : ...of gamma rays from dark-matter annihilations.

Sheldon : -It occurred to me that I could-- -Excuse me.

Leonard : How many reels before the subordinate male protagonist gets to his point?

Sheldon : If you didn't cheer at my entrance, it's too late to buy into the premise.

Sheldon : Anyway, I got some extra money from the head of the department...

Sheldon : ...and Raj can come work for me.

Raj : You want me to work with you?

Sheldon : For me.

Sheldon : You're going to have to listen more carefully when you're on the job.

Okay. Please don't take this the wrong way...

...but I'd rather swim buck naked across the Ganges...

Raj : ...with a paper cut on my nipple...

Raj : ...and die a slow, agonizing death from a viral infection...

Raj : ...than work with you.

Sheldon : For me.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Raj knocking and entering : Sheldon, are you busy?


some curry and maybe some grilled as

some curry and maybe some grilled as well


That's what that was?

Because that other thing, I thought you were onto something. But it did nothing for me.

Monica : Can we change the topic? Because it's really doing nothing for me.

If I hadn't left you one, you two might've never gotten together.

Imagine if I had sent that hooker like I was gonna?


I got them in my sock yeah it looks cool so it takes a while it takes a while for

so it takes a while it takes a while for these get big you want to get in okay

these get big you want to get in okay

these get big you want to get in okay we're

we're

we're getting later later so tonight we will

getting later later so tonight we will

getting later later so tonight we will come back to this club and see what its

come back to this club and see what its

come back to this club and see what its gonna look like how big these are gonna

gonna look like how big these are gonna

gonna look like how big these are gonna be maybe hopefully they're done by

be maybe hopefully they're done by

be maybe hopefully they're done by tonight you think they'll be done Jane

tonight you think they'll be done Jane

tonight you think they'll be done Jane yeah okay I honestly think they've

yeah okay I honestly think they've

yeah okay I honestly think they've already got bigger definitely bigger

already got bigger definitely bigger

already got bigger definitely bigger they're like a little little little yeah

they're like a little little little yeah they're bigger great I can I'm sure that

they're bigger great I can I'm sure that we'll need a new tub coming soon all

we'll need a new tub coming soon all

we'll need a new tub coming soon all right we are running out Emily needs a

right we are running out Emily needs a

right we are running out Emily needs a catch aha

catch aha

catch aha she's gonna haul my bad so predictable I


like cutaway carpet for my stairs

like cutaway carpet for my stairs because we have to buy like full roll as

because we have to buy like full roll as a carpet to make like a little thin

a carpet to make like a little thin

a carpet to make like a little thin piece so we have that big roll so I'm

piece so we have that big roll so I'm

piece so we have that big roll so I'm gonna see if I can roll that out on the

gonna see if I can roll that out on the

gonna see if I can roll that out on the garage or do I cut this while Anna's in

garage or do I cut this while Anna's in

garage or do I cut this while Anna's in Manchester and put it on the stairs here

Manchester and put it on the stairs here and see if she notices so you can see

and see if she notices so you can see

and see if she notices so you can see the rooms are fully furnished itself but

the rooms are fully furnished itself but I wouldn't spoil it and show you I'm

I wouldn't spoil it and show you I'm

I wouldn't spoil it and show you I'm sure there's a plan maybe immediately

sure there's a plan maybe immediately

sure there's a plan maybe immediately knew her own room tour shortly but the

knew her own room tour shortly but the

knew her own room tour shortly but the access is up there and I'm very small as

access is up there and I'm very small as I'm Izzy rocky reaches


Cuddy : I have no idea what you're talking about.

Cuddy : I haven't seen Foreman in three days.

Foreman : The phrase "Who's your daddy? " Comes to mind.

You wanna grab some coffee?

House : Kind of a bad time.

Sorry. You told me to drop by,

Nora : so this is when I could make it.

Right. Come in.

House : This whole thing with Wilson, it's all my fault.

House : We're not closeted because we're not gay.

House : For real.

House : Wilson thought you were cute,

House : I was just yanking his chain.

House : Maybe that's not the best phrasing.

Nora : So you were only spending time with me to screw with him?

House : God, no. I was spending time with you

House : because I want to touch your boobs.

House : Enough to listen to Evita, twice, and I really hate Evita.

House : That's how much I like your boobs.

Wait. Wait, wait.


Wilson : Tell him.

House : Do the surgery.

Adams : You're trying to score points with him

Adams : at the risk of a patient's life.

House : He's the better surgeon.

Vascular clamp. You're not going to put her on bypass?

Chase : It'd take a half hour to set up.

Adams : You clamp now, she could stroke out.

Chase : She's already got neurological symptoms.

Chase : We wait 30 minutes, she'll definitely have brain damage.

Adams : You're trying to make sure she's either perfect or dead.

Chase : She's not going to die. If I get this done

Chase : in five minutes, she won't stroke out.

Adams : You don't know that you will.

Adams : And you can't know because you can't think clearly about her.


All right, that is it! This is our apartment, and you cannot behave this way!

lf you can't act your age, you shouldn't be here at all.

Chandler : Those plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones that l picked out...

...but they're important to Monica. And l want you to apologize to her, now.

-l'm sorry. -Mon, l'm so sorry.

Okay. That's better.

Now, l want you to apologize to each other and mean it.

-Sorry. -Sorry.

Chandler whispering : By the way, that fight was totally arousing.

Ross : Dude, well done.

lf l die and Rachel dies and Monica dies, you can totally take care of Emma.

Chandler : Yeah? Well, thanks.


CAMERON : Twenty-year-old married African-American female.

Cameron : Couldn't breathe. Anaphylaxis-like throat swelling.

Children? You think pregnancy would explain...

House : Explains the marriage.

House : Who the hell gets married at 20?

Foreman : I'm guessing, people in love?

Show me a 20-year-old who's not in love.

House : You get married at 20, you're going to be shocked at who you're living with at 30.

CAMERON : It's not allergies. Negative on the skin test.

Four days of antihistamines and steroids.

House : Who's he talking to? What?

House : It's got an ass. Technically, that makes it a "who."

Cameron : New nurse in peds. Wendy something.

Cameron : Swelling just started to go down...

House : You seen her here before?

A couple times. I tried following her home, but she gave me the slip.

Swelling's...


now we're on to puzzles yeah about I

now we're on to puzzles yeah about I think we wore them out I don't just

think we wore them out I don't just

think we wore them out I don't just watch the Apple TVs I know it's very


absolutely amazing I mean it's not heavy at all you really taste all the fresh

at all you really taste all the fresh

at all you really taste all the fresh ingredients on this beats up the

ingredients on this beats up the

ingredients on this beats up the wonderfully smoky spicy pepperoni the


House : I'm trying to learn.

Weber : Vessels without significant rebound...


Beckett : It's my turn to plan date night, but I forgot.

Beckett : And Castle's gonna lord it over me if I don't outdo what he did last week.

Beckett : So I need a few ideas.

- What? For Castle? - Yeah.

Ryan : Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Ryan : The guy who, uh, took you on an urban spelunking adventure

Ryan : through the city subway tunnels Iast Halloween,

Ryan : and then he hired actors to reenact scenes from the movie C.H.U.D.

Yeah, I can't come up with stuff like that.

Yo! Just heard back from that limo driver

Esposito : that Zane hired the morning of his murder.

Esposito : You'll never believe where he went. Sing Sing Penitentiary.

Beckett : Why did he go there?

To pick up a newly-released inmate, Johnny Toro,

Esposito : who also happens to be his estranged older stepbrother.

Beckett : How did we not know that Zane had a stepbrother?


Thirty-five, thirty-six, thirty-seven.


Mother : If our baby is sick, we want him treated.

Bailey : - Now. - Who said your baby was sick?

Paeds Intern : The surgical intern, who has no business on our service.

Who authorized you?

Meredith : - I was just... - I did.

Can you excuse us for a second?

Meredith : Dr. Burke.

Are you messing with my intern, Dr. Kay?

No, sir. Give me the chart.

Paeds Intern : There's nothing wrong with him. I checked.

Burke : - Are you sure? - Yes.

You can guarantee he's fine? You're 100 percent sure?

Kerr : - How sure are you? - I don't know, 75 percent?

Burke : Not good enough. He's my patient now.

That OK with you, Dr. Kay?

Kerr : - Absolutely. - He can take our patient?

Kerr : He's an attending.

Burke : Which means I can do whatever I want.

Burke : Mr. And Mrs. Johnson, I'm Dr. Burke, head of Cardio.

Burke : We're going to run some tests and give you an answer within the hour.

- Grey. Excuse me. - Yes, Dr. Burke.

I want an EKG, chest x-ray and an echo.

Burke : - I don't have all day. - You're a busy man.

Burke : I'm a busy man.

- [Exhales] Anybody else? - No. No more.

Izzie : I need a bed.

Izzie : Ms. Lu?

[Thunder rumbling]

Izzie : Ms. Lu!

Ms. Lu, wait! Ms. Lu! What is it?


Mmm.

That is delicious, spicy, crispy,

buttery, mmm, a little sweet.

That's really enjoyable.

Let's go for some lobster.

We're gonna try this lobster.

Look at that, black coconut style.

Mmm.

Oh, wow.

It actually tastes a little bit like coconut.

- Yeah, that is right.

This is original Sri Lankan.

That's pure just Sri Lankan.

- Original Sri Lankan.

Mmm, it's soft.

- You can't find this in any other country.


STUART : Oh, good. Good.

Stuart : I love you.


Rachel : -Hi there. -Hello. Welcome to Lavender Day Spa.

How may l help you?

Hi. l have a massage appointment under Rachel Greene.

-Okay. -And here is my gift certificate.

Receptionist : -This has been torn up. -And taped back together.

Okay. Well, l'll call you as soon as your massage therapist is ready.

-Okay. -Have a seat through the glass doors.

Receptionist : -Through the glass doors. -Through the glass doors.


while some of the chilies that we've got carefully a whole plate of chilies

carefully a whole plate of chilies

carefully a whole plate of chilies different types of abilities that we got

different types of abilities that we got at the market earlier this morning

all the sweetness of that one


Just because it happened with Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins...

...doesn't mean it's gonna happen with them.

Ross : Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger.

Joey : Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.

Phoebe : Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood.

They're not a couple.


Lynne : so he can finally...

Okay.

There's gotta be something we can do. We can't just let the patient leave.

Foreman : We didn't, House did.

Fernando : You're insane. You know that, right?

House : Because I have principles?

Fernando : Because you paid more to bribe me

Fernando : to lie on your claim than the entire cost of the repair.

House : I don't care if I pay,

House : as long as the people who pocketed my premiums

House : for the last nine years also pay.

House : I didn't break the pipe.

Whatever.

You wanna stick it to the man, that's fine by me.


"Input password."

All : Input the password.

It's okay. They assigned it to me when I took the test.

It's gotta be around here somewhere.

Here. Here-here-here.

Jelly beans, fluffernutter, gummi bears, ginger snap...

This is a grocery list.

For who? A witch building a house in the forest?

Sugar helps me study.

This is like the shopping a ten-year-old does

When his parents leave him alone for the weekend.

What parent leaves a ten- year-old alone for the weekend?


Barney : So then I was promoted to assistant mÃ©nage-er...

Barney : Manager... Why do I keep doing that?

Robin : Lily?


Callie : Freaking superior macho jerks.

Meredith : Can I ask you a question? About bone cancer.

Burke : Yeah.

Meredith : - In a dog. - A dog?

Meredith : My dog. Well, Derek's dog. Do you know Dr. Shepherd?

Meredith : It's our dog. We share the dog, which is... well, never mind.

I wanted to ask if you knew the success rate

Meredith : of curing osteosarcoma in a canine leg?


upbeat music


So are all the kids.

- [Dad] Wait, wait, wait for it.


Simon : About that.

Simon : Listen, babe.

It's over. What?


what you're preparing for the house

what you're preparing for the house

what you're preparing for the house we're going to shark Junction oh alright

we're going to shark Junction oh alright you're mowing your last line of defense

you're mowing your last line of defense

you're mowing your last line of defense getting ready for diving right away you

getting ready for diving right away you

getting ready for diving right away you can see sharks literally swimming at the

can see sharks literally swimming at the bottom of the ocean yeah that's not a

bottom of the ocean yeah that's not a

bottom of the ocean yeah that's not a shark mom they're cuddly dolphins and

shark mom they're cuddly dolphins and

shark mom they're cuddly dolphins and they had their vents surgically moved

they had their vents surgically moved

they had their vents surgically moved the shark bait is here oh no they've

the shark bait is here oh no they've

the shark bait is here oh no they've been waiting for you country a country I

been waiting for you country a country I want you to have my knife man I need I

want you to have my knife man I need I

want you to have my knife man I need I think you're gonna need it this trip

think you're gonna need it this trip

think you're gonna need it this trip look at this guy down here look at this

look at this guy down here look at this

look at this guy down here look at this shark all the way at the bottom the

shark all the way at the bottom the

shark all the way at the bottom the water so clear you can see the bottom

water so clear you can see the bottom

water so clear you can see the bottom there's another one this one right here

there's another one this one right here

there's another one this one right here this makes me excited I will personally

this makes me excited I will personally

this makes me excited I will personally throw you it does seem to be waiting


Barney : - Barney Stinson. - Barney, where the hell are you?

Barney : I'm sorry, this is...

Regis Philbin : Regis. I'm at the place.

Regis, of course. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Barney : I forgot to call you. That's not the place.

Barney : The real place is on 106th and Manhattan Avenue.

Barney : - We're headed there right now. - What? Uptown?


Beckett : Mr. Strange, did any of your illusions require the use of an explosive?

The term "smoke and mirrors"

Tobias : isn't metaphoric in our business, Detective.

Tobias : Much of misdirection depends on flashes of light.

Beckett : What about C-4?

Tobias : The key to making something look dangerous,

Tobias : is to have complete control over the outcome.

C-4 is too volatile, unpredictable.

Tobias : It kills.

Castle : Any idea what Zalman would be using it for?

Tobias : Nothing magical, I assure you.

Tobias : Have you checked his workshop?

Beckett : We haven't come across a workshop.

Castle : It's probably where he'd been disappearing to every day.

Beckett : Do you know where it is?

Ah. You know how magicians are about secrets.

Tobias : But whatever he was working on, you will probably find there.

Castle : Magician at the top of his game,

angry that his trick designer has jumped ship for the competition,

Castle : kills him instead of letting his trade secrets fall into enemy hands.

Beckett : It's magic, Castle. Not the Cold War.

Well, if it's not the Cold War,

Castle : why does Zalman need military-grade explosives?

Beckett : I don't know. Hell, we don't even know if it really was murder.

Beckett : For all we know, it could have actually been a suicide.

Beckett : - It's Lanie. - Let me guess.

Castle : It wasn't a suicide.


Hey, if we're going north,

Why did we cross over the fdr?

We should have taken the hudson.

: Now he knows all the streets.

Someone's been watching too many steinfeld reruns.

Where are we even going anyway?


is it the orange one no no okay so tell

is it the orange one no no okay so tell us mister how was it mr. reception what

us mister how was it mr. reception what

us mister how was it mr. reception what do you mean why how was it bad it is a

do you mean why how was it bad it is a

do you mean why how was it bad it is a bit long it is a bit long now you're in

bit long it is a bit long now you're in

bit long it is a bit long now you're in like full-time school but what was it

like full-time school but what was it

like full-time school but what was it nice fun to see all your friends yeah

nice fun to see all your friends yeah

nice fun to see all your friends yeah bringing new boys and girls and stuff

bringing new boys and girls and stuff

bringing new boys and girls and stuff yeah no were you excited see all your

yeah no were you excited see all your

yeah no were you excited see all your friends again yeah yeah well that's good

friends again yeah yeah well that's good so it wasn't that bad was it

so it wasn't that bad was it

so it wasn't that bad was it do you like your new teacher no boy do


Rachel : ...I told him I wanted to take a break.

I don't want to take a break.

I'm sorry.

- Egg roll? - No.

Rachel : And then I called him, and he wasn't there.

Well, he's probably just out.

Well, thank you, that's very helpful. I'm glad you came over.


Lily : Okay, it's done.

Ted : I'm gonna

Lily : Step out, so you can admire it.

Barney : Thank you very much, lily.

Lily : Marshall, do you have the money?

Co-worker : Yeah.

Lily : Let's get out of here!

Barney : A smooth area?!

Barney : You gave me the ken doll?!

You gave...!

Barney : She left out little barney.

Barney : Barnacle junior.

Barney : My barnana is...

Barney : Barnito supreme.


They also have normal-sized bowls of tom yam noodles here.

She's making a bowl of normal.


Look at that. BP's stabilizing.

Well, she's stronger since this morning.

Derek : There's no reason in the world why she should be stronger since this morning.

Addison : She's really beautiful, isn't she?

Derek : Tell you what. If she makes it through the night

and she has a little bit more strength, we'll operate.

Addison : You know, the way I see it,

Addison : we could deal with us in one of three ways.

Option one, I could apologize, you could forgive me

Addison : and come home and we could move on with our lives like adults.

Or, option two,

Addison : I could apologize, you could forgive me, come home,

Addison : but you can still bring it up to use against me whenever we argue.

Derek : Are you trying to be funny?

Addison : Satan has a sense of humor.

What's the third?


Bernadette : That's such good news, Howie. Thank you for telling her.

Howard : Hey, I'm a grown man. I'm gonna live with my wife.

Howard : My mother's just gonna have to learn to make do on her own.

Bernadette : Was she upset?

Howard : Who can tell? She yells everything.

Howard : She might have been upset.

Howard : She might have been hungry.

Bernadette : Thanks for fixing it. I love you.

Howard : I love you too. Sweet dreams. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Goodnight, Rocket Man.

Howard : To infinity and beyond, baby.

Dimitri : Loops, you realize you just lied your ass off to your wife and your mother.

Howard : - I know. - What are you gonna do when you get back?


Dude, that's not gonna happen.


- Love you.


all of the oils are coming out,

it's already smelling incredibly fragrant.

It's gonna be delicious.

My mouth is already watering for the final product.

Next up we're gonna add the chilies

and these are Thai Bird's Eye chilies

but they are green in color so if you can get green in color

that's what's gonna give your green curry the green color.

One more detail she just mentioned is that

green chilies aren't that spicy so she's gonna add in

a few red chilies as well because the red chilies

are a little more spicy but mainly

Thai green chilies for this.

So in go all of the chilies and I'm gonna probably


Penny : Obviously, I have some commitment issues.

- Glaringly obvious. Go on. - As long as things keep going great...

Penny : ...you'll keep asking me to marry you. Eventually, I'll end up saying yes.

Penny : Then we're gonna be married forever and the whole thing just freaks me out.

Leonard : Okay.

Leonard : I know I propose a lot.

Leonard : So how about this?

Leonard : I promise I will never ask you to marry me again.

Penny : What do you mean? Are you breaking up with me?

Leonard : No. No, no, no.

Leonard : But if someday, you decide you wanna get married...

Leonard : ...you have to propose to me.


could flip Jackson right now the heck

could flip Jackson right now the heck just happened

just happened

just happened [Music]

yeah how did you get here I live with my


Amy : Do you think he'd let me draw a syringe full of his blood?

Penny : Hmm. He's not crazy about needles.

Penny : But if you get him to go jogging, it'll just pour out of his nose.

I don't think I can meet the girI who was always mean to me.


Janine : I'm a what?

Sheldon : Not sure, it could go either way.

- Hey, Mrs. Davis. - Hey.

Janine : Dr. Hofstadter.

Leonard : Just thought I'd come down and start getting ready for swimsuit season.

Janine : Good for you.

Leonard : Not that you need it. I bet you look great in a swimsuit.


could it make someone believe they'd done something they actually hadn't?

Holloway : Under normal circumstances, the human brain is very suggestible.

Holloway : Combined with a drug like this,

Holloway : - I'd say it's entirely possible. - CELL PHONE RINGS


Oh. Lucy's free after all, see you.


[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] just walking around this buffet is


I'm just con headed nimmy muggin.

- Hey babe, did you ever think

that you'd be making Christmas cookies


Been really excited to try this.

Hi! - Hello.

- Oh!


Aunt Silv, stop yelling!

If you'd told me vegetarian lasagna...

... I would've made vegetarian lasagna.

Monica : The meat's only every third layer. Maybe you could scrape.

Joey : Ross, did you really read all these baby books?

Ross : You could plunk me down in any woman's uterus, no compass...

...and I could find my way out like that!

Phoebe : This is cool.

Phoebe : It says in some parts of the world people eat the placenta.

Chandler : And we're done with the yogurt.


Leo : so I had to go along with the whole "on the run" thing.

Leo : But now time has run out and I have to make my next move.

Leo : You, where's your phone?

Look, you don't wanna do this.

Castle : Killing a cop? You know what kind of trouble that brings.

Dolan : Kill her? Trust me, I'm not planning to kill her.

Castle : Well, McMurtry trusted you and look what happened to him.

Dolan : You think I killed Joey?

Dolan : Joey was my best friend.

Dolan : Long after our lives went off in separate directions,

Dolan : he never gave up on me.

Dolan : I'd never hurt him.

Dolan : I can't say the same for whoever iced him.

Dolan : That's why I need to talk to the witness

Dolan : before you put him in protective custody,

Dolan : so I can find out who the hell the son of a bitch was

Dolan : that took Joey out.

Castle : How do I know I can trust you?

Ryan : You don't.

Dolan : But you don't have to.

Dolan : All you have to do is sit here and wait for my phone to ring.

And then when I get what I want,

Dolan : we all walk away, alive.

Dolan : Whether you believe me, or not.

Leo : Here. Take the phone.


Beckett : So, you're trying to tell me it's just a coincidence?

Yeah.

Beckett : So, if I search your apartment and your office,

Beckett : you're telling me that I wouldn't find any of these vials?

Coach Rome : You don't understand. Brian Morris was a lock to win it all.

Coach Rome : He had the body, he had the talent, the money to make himself the best.

He is the reason I came to coach at UNY.

Coach Rome : But last year, Brian peaked.

Coach Rome : Started fading at the ends of races

Coach Rome : and from out of nowhere, Zack became the guy to beat.

Castle : So, you decided to give Brian an extra boost

Castle : so he could catch up with Zack.

Coach Rome : Brian's father came to me.

Coach Rome : He asked if there was anything more I could do.

Coach Rome : He said he'd donate millions to the program if that answer was yes.

Castle : Yeah, but it wasn't just about the money, was it?

Castle : Every coach knows he has to hitch his wagon to a star.

Castle : In fact, you'd done it before with somebody very special.

Beckett : Before going to UNY, you were coaching in Wilmington.

Coach Rome : That's right. So?

Castle : You ever give that same boost to your swimmers there?


Yeah. Well, that's not surprising,

Beckett : considering you look exactly like Tyson

Beckett : and nothing like this photo of Michael Boudreau.

Beckett : So, why don't you explain that?

Tyson : Truth is, I got a little work done.

Tyson : You can still see a teeny scar here

Tyson : and here.

Castle : You got cosmetic surgery?

Yeah.

Castle : To look like a serial killer?

Tyson : I never liked how I looked.

Tyson : And so I met this great surgeon,

and she just gave me a new face.

The funny thing is, I've never felt more like myself

Tyson : since I started looking like him.

Tyson : It's weird, right?

Beckett : Was the surgeon Kelly Nieman?

Tyson : Yes. Man, she is the best.

Tyson : She even did a little touch up on Amy.

Beckett : You know, the problem is, how are you gonna prove

Beckett : that you are Michael Boudreau?

Tyson : How do you prove I'm not?

Detective, an unexpected development.

We only have one hard copy of Tyson's fingerprints.

Beckett : Yeah, from the prison records. The ones I had them send here.

Gates : Right. But those prints

Gates : don't match the prints of the man we have in custody.


Beckett : So see if you can figure out who purchased it.

Hey. So, looks like there was a guest list at the club tonight,

but if you were a guy with 20 bucks in your pocket

and you showed up at the door, or a pretty girl, you got in.

Beckett : What about witnesses? Anyone see who Beau was with?

Esposito : Not yet, but uniforms are taking witness statements

Esposito : from people here and down at the precinct.

Castle : They were shooting for the website tonight.

Castle : So even if no one saw Beau, chances are someone caught him on video.

Beckett : Who was in charge of taping?

Ryan : The video's producer, a guy named Troy Strickland.

Ryan : But the bigger question is how anyone got to Beau in the first place.

Ryan : According to club security, he came with a bodyguard tonight.

Esposito : Well, that worked out, didn't it?

Okay, Espo, you and Ryan take the bodyguard.

Beckett : Castle and I will talk to the producer.

Esposito : So, where's the world's worst bodyguard?

I told security to have him meet us near the rope line.

Ryan : - His name is Jones. - This guy?

Esposito : Yo, you Jones?


It was nobody you knew.

Charlotte : Rio was supposed to be ours.

Charlotte : I got tired of waiting.

Charlotte : I'm so sorry.

House : Start her on antimony.

House : Have Cuddy find her a liver.

They were all ready to die.

House : But for guilt, not love.

Taub : You can't feel that much guilt without love.

Cuddy : New York Mercy's medevacing a liver. It should be here...

Taub : Tell them to turn around. Charlotte's treatment isn't taking.

Taub : We diagnosed it too late.

Cuddy : Everyone's heading over to Kutner's funeral.

Cuddy : You're welcome to ride with me.

House : I'm going to stay with Charlotte.

Cuddy : She bought you some time to save Eddie,

Cuddy : it'll give her death some meaning.

Taub : No, it won't.

Wilson : I was wrong about you. No, you weren't.

Wilson : You're in pain.

House : And you're romanticizing. Again.

Wilson : You worked with him every day for two years,

Wilson : and you never saw this coming.

House : No one saw it coming.

Wilson : But you see everything coming.

Wilson : This has never been about what you missed,

Wilson : this is about why you missed it.

Wilson : You're terrified that you're losing your gift, losing who you are.

Wilson : And I'm terrified of what you'd do then.

House : Unless you feel there's more to do here to cure me,

House : don't you have the funeral to go to?


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please go inside say Alexa play tragedy in your life will change

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no there's a whole dancer I think I

no there's a whole dancer I think I remember you know chew this you'll get

remember you know chew this you'll get

remember you know chew this you'll get you this it does look nice

you this it does look nice

you this it does look nice we don't him upstairs to try and gather

we don't him upstairs to try and gather

we don't him upstairs to try and gather our gather our thoughts and feelings for

our gather our thoughts and feelings for the situation everywhere I made it

the situation everywhere I made it

the situation everywhere I made it better we do the whole thing that was

better we do the whole thing that was

better we do the whole thing that was the fun part for you to do so if I color

the fun part for you to do so if I color the whole thing in an turquoise

the whole thing in an turquoise

the whole thing in an turquoise you'll be happy yeah


Greek yogurt with sour cherries and honey for dessert,

we're going back into Athens through all

of the beautiful scenery and olive trees to explore a market

I knew would be even more exciting after discovering

my Greek roots through 23andMe to downtown Athens

Central Seafood and Meat Market and on our search

for a special tripe soup dish, we found much more.

This is just truly a seafood heaven here.

We're deep in the market and right up ahead

I think is a local soup shop that has tripe soup

and we're gonna go try it out.

And this is it right up here.

The local patsa joint.

It's got tons of Greek food, I hear,

but also a patsa, which is like a tripe soup, I believe,

and we're a little early, so I think it's not too busy.

Let's go try it out.


- Hear, hear! Hear, hear!

Raj : Okay, uh, anybody else? Huh?

Raj : No? Okay.

It all comes down to me as the best man. Ha-ha-ha.


Raj Holds up finger to indicate he will be right back. Runs to kitchen. Tries to drink wine but bottle is empty. Looks in fridge and finds rum cake. Comes back stuffing a piece in his mouth : Rum cake?

Page : No, thanks.

Page : Now, about Mr. Wolowitz...


-Done. -And it can't be Joey.

Joey : -It's not. -Or Joseph.

Monica : What's up?

I just saw Danny on the subway with a girl...

Rachel : ...and he had his arm around her.

Monica : Honey, I'm sorry.

Rachel : You should be. This is all your fault.

Rachel : You meddled in our relationship!

Monica : You had no relationship!

Rachel : But I was doing my thing and everything...

Rachel : ...was going according to the plan!

Monica : Oh, God, stop with the plan!

So what if you saw him with a girl?

Monica : That doesn't mean anything.

You'll go out with Danny and be so charming he'll forget all about...

Monica : ...that stupid subway girl.

She was kind of stupid.

Rachel : You're right. I'm just going to go on the date.

I'm just going to go on the date. That is the new plan.


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Marshall : I can't believe Barney is talking to his dad right now.


- What?

Okay, Ollie, this basement

is way too creepy.


lt's so weird. How did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night?

-l thought you'd end up kissing Charlie. -l thought l'd end up kissing Charlie too.

Ross : But surprise!

l missed most of the party.

Chandler : Charlie's a girl, right?


Sheldon : So I guess you're really holding up the other four fingers?


Jerry : But I want to hang out with you.

Barney : Yeah, well, I want to hang out with Crazy Jerry,

Barney : not Stay-at-Home Jerome.

Jerry : Fine.

Jerry : You want Crazy Jerry?


I have to tie my shoes, so you go ahead. I'll catch up.


Wilson : You could have died.

House : It worked. Where are my pants?


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you bite into the fur gua nothing just dissipates actually this whole section

dissipates actually this whole section

dissipates actually this whole section is boneless so you can just take a bite

is boneless so you can just take a bite

is boneless so you can just take a bite of this entire part wow I've never had

of this entire part wow I've never had

of this entire part wow I've never had fried chicken with with Jam but that

fried chicken with with Jam but that

fried chicken with with Jam but that might be a great way to start eating

might be a great way to start eating

might be a great way to start eating fried chicken I honestly didn't know how

fried chicken I honestly didn't know how much I was gonna like this but the yum

much I was gonna like this but the yum

much I was gonna like this but the yum factors off the truck this is moves

factors off the truck this is moves

factors off the truck this is moves version of okonomiyaki here they have

version of okonomiyaki here they have

version of okonomiyaki here they have smoked trout shaved bonito flakes syrup


Whose Number Two? One of the more difficult games sewer workers play.

No one, it's just this person.

Like a date-type person?

Yeah, kind of. It's this woman from work.

I hope that won't be too weird. Will it, Rach?

Not at all. I was actually gonna bring someone myself.

But you said one ticket.

Rachel : I meant me plus one.

Okay. Did you guys mean you plus one?

All right. I'll see you tonight.

Rachel : Okay. Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

Rachel : Okay, I need a date!


Wiser : So they got someone to finish him off.

Wiser : Probably the same person who wired Kay Cappuccio's dog collar.

CASTLE : Whoever wired up that dog collar had to have three things.

Castle : One, access to the dog.

Castle : Two, knowledge that Francisco would be training that dog.

Castle : Three, some connection to the Vasquez cartel.

SNIFFING

Castle : The intersection of these three circles

Castle : holds the identity of our killer.

Esposito : He's doing that thing again.

Beckett : Yeah, but I don't have any heroin on me, Castle.

Castle : Why would he react like that? Unless...


served like a tea or a coffee but just fish broth.

And Matt was just saying that this is

often how you start, how you prep your stomach

for a seafood meal.

So, the seafood meal is coming.

This is just the appetizer.

This is just a quick fish tea

to get our stomachs juicing and our stomachs ready.

It just smells like such a smooth fish broth though.

Mark sighing

Oh, yes.

- This is real fish tea.

- That is real fish tea.

Oh, yeah, it's just pure.

- Just pure.

- Pure fish.

- Pure fish and not.

- Salt?

- Not a ton, a little salt.

- Fish, water.

It literally is like a broth of fish

that just is, it's soothing and comforting.

mellow music playing in background

Okay, and as I get to the bottom of my tea,

you can see the chunks of carrots.

I think there might be some onion,

some like dissolved fish in there, little pieces as well.

Oh, there's a little bit of thyme down there too.

Last drink, and this is gonna include

some potatoes and some carrots.


And my church abandoned me, and my God forsook me,

Daniel : and I couldn't come up with a reason why a god would do that.

Kutner : God gave the church and the kid free will.

Kutner : Their exercise of that free will hurt you.

Kutner : Means you're just a victim of God's gift to mankind.

Daniel : Oh, yeah. God wants life to have meaning.

Daniel : Life's meaningless without free will.

Daniel : With free will, there's always suffering. So God wants suffering.

Daniel : I got tired of that argument before I even finished saying it.

Daniel : And even if I bought that, what the hell is God doing? Just the big stuff?

Daniel : The acts of God, the hurricanes, the earthquakes,

Daniel : the random killings of millions of innocent people?

Daniel : Then we better damn pray.


Phoebe, what are you doing here?

I need to talk to you. It's urgent. It's about Monica and Chandler.

Ross : Oh, my God. Of course.

Ross : Would you please excuse me for a moment?

Do you know each other's hometowns? Why don't you...?

What's going on?

Well, not much. I was just thinking that since they just got engaged...

Phoebe : ...it would be nice if they have privacy.

Phoebe : So could I just move in with you for a couple days?

Okay, sure. But what's wrong with Monica and Chandler?

Nothing. Why?

Ross : Phoebe, you said it was urgent.

Phoebe : Yeah, it is. My movie starts in, like, five minutes.

Ross : Do you realize I have a classroom full of students?

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movies?


- [Mark] Gracias.

- [Man] So there's green, there's red, and there's--

talking over each other

man speaking foreign language

- [Mark] Whichever one is very spicy.

- With, or with...

- [Man] speaking foreign language 'cause we had

red on this one, so the green.

- [Mark] OK, we can try both.

speaking foreign language

crowds chattering

- Salted beef, they also in this taco have

French fries, nopales, and onion.

laughs That's a plus.

- The deal breaker here, the game changer,

is that they add on a whole handful of French fries.

That's like a whole pack of French fries

on top of your taco.

You've gotta really like squish it down to get this all.


Bracken : And I have.

Bracken : I strengthened the safety net to protect kids like Lamar,

Bracken : I created jobs in those neighborhoods, I've done great things.

Bracken : Just as you've done great things.

Beckett : Who do you think you're talking to?

Beckett : How can you justify yourself to me?

Beckett : My mother was stabbed in an alley because of you.

Beckett : She bled to death, alone,

Beckett : in a pile of garbage!

Beckett : So save me your campaign speeches about the "great things."

Bracken : You sound a bit delusional, you know?

Bracken : But then again, who are you?

Bracken : You're a disgraced cop obsessed with her mother's murder.

Bracken : And who am I?

Bracken : I'm a decent man looking out for the little guy.

Bracken : That's who the public sees.

Bracken : And every time they elect me, I'm humbled.

Bracken : I strive harder to live up to that ideal.

I wanna be that man.

Bracken : And I won't let you, or anyone else, get in my way.

Beckett : I don't think you're in a position to threaten, Senator.

Bracken : See, here's what you don't understand.

Bracken : It's not who has the gun,


best looks and smells ridiculously good

best looks and smells ridiculously good [Music]

[Music]

[Music] yeah oh yeah with the chili the one time

I loved that one time that one time even a skin because it's the skin is like

a skin because it's the skin is like

a skin because it's the skin is like kind of in contact with a pork fat the

kind of in contact with a pork fat the

kind of in contact with a pork fat the skin is already pretty delicious then

skin is already pretty delicious then

skin is already pretty delicious then got that nice pork belly on the inside

got that nice pork belly on the inside

got that nice pork belly on the inside that's really good mmm love this with

that's really good mmm love this with

that's really good mmm love this with the chili it's a heavy portion of

the chili it's a heavy portion of

the chili it's a heavy portion of noodles don't actually operate this have

noodles don't actually operate this have a plate

a plate

a plate yeah so they have a bigger version yeah

yeah so they have a bigger version yeah

yeah so they have a bigger version yeah okay I can't wait to try it this smells


and then it's my turn to eat lunch.

I'm also having a tuna panini

like the boys did


I'm sorry, pork black curry.

It's not a black pork. - A lot of music

from over there. - It's a black curry!

They brought out Koththu Rotti which is,

it's a really flat, very thin Rotti

and what they do is they chop it up,

they mix it with curry sauce, they mix it with spices,

they mix it sometimes with egg.

This is a special version,

and then they sprinkle it with chillies,

there's tomatoes, there's onions on top.


which one Finn chooses.


So you kids thanked Dr. Burke for the ride?

Ross : Actually, Mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.

So you kids take the train in?

Mrs. Geller : No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.

Friend : Speaking of whom...

Friend : ...I hear he's got some 20-year-old twinkie in the city.


Foreman : That's not blood.

Foreman : But that...

Foreman : That's blood.

Mary : That's going into my stomach?

The lavage showed blood in your G.I. tract.

Chase : We need to find where it's coming from.

Chase : You won't feel it.

I'm gonna numb the back of your throat, and Dr. Foreman is gonna give you a sedative. Open.

House : - Ugh. - Swallow.

Chase : Now lay on your side for me.

Chase : And... here we go.


"Taps" ends

Howard : Great.

Sheldon : Now I'm gonna have that song in my head all day.

Look, I'm-I'm sorry

Amy : for your loss, but I think

Amy : I have something that might make you feel better.

I got you a new computer!


Bernadette : Howie.

Howard : Penny has a message for you.

l heard.

Bernadette : Your voice, not unlike your mother's, travels through walls.

Howard : Do you want me to go?

Sheldon : No.

Bernadette : Come here.

Bernadette : - I'm still really mad at you. - l get that.

Bernadette : Anything else about your past l should know?

Couple of things, but most of them happened overseas. I'll tell you later.

Raj : Okay.

Howard : So is the wedding still on?

Bernadette : Yeah, the wedding's still on.

Thank God, I'm still a maid of honor.

Oh, what the hell?

Amy : This is kind of hot.

Leonard : Hello.

Penny : What's with the robe?

I'm going to have sex with you right here right now on that washing machine.


House : Why did you jump up when I came in?

Cuddy : I thought you were going to attack me again.

Again?

Cuddy : Yeah, you were in my face.

House : - No, I wasn't. - You were...

Cuddy : You came in here with Wilson and...

House : - That was a hallucination. - No, you...

House : Which means this is a hallucination.


Rachel : Hi! Remember us?

You called about needing a signature on the form?

Well, it turns out we need a new one.

Monica : Because, you see, I put the wrong name again.

-Because -You're that stupid!

Monica : I am. I'm that stupid.

And I'm gonna pay for this with a check.

Nurse : Your insurance will cover that.


And what his fiancÃ©e was doing to earn it.

Marshall : This isn't right.

Marshall : This isn't right at all.

Ted voix off : Finally, he could take it no more.

Lily : Hold still.

Lily : Hold still.

Lily : Hold still!

Barney : Paint faster!


Here goes.

Monica : I'm not 22.

Monica : I'm 25...

...and 1 3 months.

But I figure that shouldn't change anything.

What does it matter how old we are? Basically, I'm nuts about you.

I knew after the first time we kissed. You didn't mention the Tic Tac.

I just thought you were naturally minty.

Listen...

Young Ethan : ...as long as we're telling stuff...

Young Ethan : ... I have another one for you.

Young Ethan : I'm a little younger than I said.

Monica : -You're not a senior? -Oh, I'm a senior...

Young Ethan : ...in high school.


Roger : Yeah, we didn't even realize that she had until the day after the murder.

Castle : How are you sure it was Nina that moved it?

Joanna : Well, if it wasn't her, who else could it have been?


really open and spacious the tiles

really open and spacious the tiles everything is bright and happy in this

everything is bright and happy in this

everything is bright and happy in this place oh oh my god hahaha oh my god you

place oh oh my god hahaha oh my god you

place oh oh my god hahaha oh my god you wanna say hello ah Micah's been loving


I go to the media media all asking what

I go to the media media all asking what to do what I see what to do

did you get up mister unless you got her first ever trick-or-treating experience

first ever trick-or-treating experience

first ever trick-or-treating experience and Draya kind in in India mr. huh all

and Draya kind in in India mr. huh all

and Draya kind in in India mr. huh all right we're heading in we're going in

right we're heading in we're going in

right we're heading in we're going in house number two


Cameron : Which answer would you believe?

Foreman : If you want Kutner's place, it's fine by me.

Foreman : I could use someone else with the stones to stand up to House.

But you've got to know that's gonna blow up your relationship with Chase.

Cameron : All I did was postpone a three-day trip.

Taub : With Chase, to be with House.

Foreman continues : What are you doing?

Cameron : Ordering IV chlorpromazine.

Foreman : This could still be neurological.

You can cloud his mental status.

Cameron : You wanna get the needle in his spine or you wanna talk?

Chase : You and House been talking about filling Kutner's slot?


Vendor : I almost get clipped by a cab.

Esposito : Anybody inside?

No, because I would've yelled at the driver if there was.

Vendor : I don't know what's wrong with people in this city.

Espostio : Yeah. Thanks.

Yeah.

Beckett : Our pretzel vendor IDed the kidnapper's car

Beckett : as a blue Saturn sedan, anywhere from '97 to '02.

Beckett : The problem is there are 6,000 blue Saturns

Beckett : registered in the Tri-State area alone.

Beckett : Ryan, where are we on the traffic cams?

Ryan : The make and model will help narrow it down,

Ryan : but there's a lot of footage.

Ryan : There's also no central database for school absences.

Ryan : We can't sort by grade or gender.

Ryan : And there's a bad cold making the rounds,

Ryan : so more kids are out than usual.

Castle : What about State Police?

Ryan : And nothing popped on parolees with the same kidnapping MO.

Ryan : Yes, I'll continue to hold.

Csu Tech : Detective. Enhanced and enlarged.

Beckett : Thank you.


- Like this?

- Yes.

- Were you scared of him?

Did you love him?

Did he make you happy?

- I loved him, and you.

- And what made you love Daddy?

- I just love you guys,

and I don't want to give you away.

I don't want to.

I just want to stay with you guys.

- You wanna stay with us forever?

- Yeah.

- You know you can stay with us forever, right?

- Yeah, and no one can take you away.

- No one will ever take us away, okay?

- Or our doggies!

- Or our doggies.

No one better touch our dogs.

- Or our other family, or our friends, huh?

- Yeah.

- [Both] Yeah.

- I love you.

Dude, give me a high five.


Eh, we weren't that close anyway.

Chandler : Joey, Joey, Joey...!


cuz I think it's unfair if you don't say that what do we have a buzzer I go black

that what do we have a buzzer I go black no I go with your buzzer this no just be

no I go with your buzzer this no just be like I know or whatever okay okay

like I know or whatever okay okay

like I know or whatever okay okay or if you have different I wanna drink

or if you have different I wanna drink

or if you have different I wanna drink she's swinging kita mom but he's too

she's swinging kita mom but he's too

she's swinging kita mom but he's too ya both ob1 okay number one is the

ya both ob1 okay number one is the

ya both ob1 okay number one is the more is quite easy what is my biggest

more is quite easy what is my biggest

more is quite easy what is my biggest fear and I know every buzzing oh


ELIZABETH : Victoria.

Been a while.

Gates : Yes, it has.

And who is this?

Stephanie Goldmark : I'm Stephanie Goldmark. Assistant US Attorney.

Stephanie Goldmark : We're here about the Cordero murder.

Oh, that's funny, because we have a few questions about that ourselves.

BECKETT : Starting, Ms. Goldmark, with

Beckett : why you didn't identify yourself when you made that 911 call

Beckett : from the pay phone.

Weston : Because I instructed her not to.

Weston : I couldn't afford to compromise our investigation.

Castle : What investigation?

Weston : Is there somewhere private we can talk?

Gates : All right, Elizabeth, what's this all about?


the flower we're just checking out this

the flower we're just checking out this is a sumac tree sumac is the important

is a sumac tree sumac is the important

is a sumac tree sumac is the important spice used in this region it's purple

spice used in this region it's purple

spice used in this region it's purple it's pink has slight citrusy taste it's

it's pink has slight citrusy taste it's

it's pink has slight citrusy taste it's amazing and then now we're just walking

amazing and then now we're just walking

amazing and then now we're just walking through the vineyard his name is captain

through the vineyard his name is captain he is a former pilot known through

he is a former pilot known through

he is a former pilot known through jizeen and he's a purveyor of fine foods

jizeen and he's a purveyor of fine foods in Jazira taste you just never tried

in Jazira taste you just never tried

in Jazira taste you just never tried that before the like the sprouts of the


such incredibly delicious food made with love

love

love okay back out and it's the the stalls

okay back out and it's the the stalls

okay back out and it's the the stalls are pretty relaxed here people kind of

are pretty relaxed here people kind of

are pretty relaxed here people kind of kind of open up when whenever they're

kind of open up when whenever they're

kind of open up when whenever they're ready and then more and more people

ready and then more and more people

ready and then more and more people should be coming here but I think more

should be coming here but I think more

should be coming here but I think more of the stalls are starting to open now

I know

[Music]


Oh with the noodles it's amazing,

they just soak up all of that beef broth.

In this one you can really taste that the broth

is thickened from the blood.

Again, an amazing beef flavor.

We're gonna sit here and just dig through these

piles of beef, it is just so ridiculously good.

And this one I'm gonna put on my rice.


Croupler : Eight, easy eight.

-I can't believe I rolled an eight. -That was so unlikely.

Let's get married.

Joey : I guess.

Monica : Last night I rolled a hard eight.

Chandler : It was the wrong kind of eight. No wedding! Damn it!

Monica : I wanted it so bad!

Monica : Wanna go pack?

We're doing the right thing.

Monica : Of course we are.

Monica : We left it up to fate.

Monica : If we were supposed to get married, there would be a sign.


That will be interesting to try it with lamb,


No!

Sheldon : The word is Polish. See? Look.

Polish sausage!

Sheldon : Model of the solar system, developed by Nicolaus Copernicus...

...a Polish astronomer. Finally, if that wasn't enough, which it should've been...

Sheldon : ...this is Madame Curie killing herself by discovering radium.

Sheldon : Who, although she was a naturalized French citizen, was Polish by birth!

Penny : Excuse me, the word is polish.

Penny : See? Small P.


House : Seems that way.

House : You said to your husband, "You don't know what it's like raising a sick child".

House : You didn't say, "You don't know what it would be like".

House : This is not your first child, is it?

House : And he doesn't know.

I was 18.

I got pregnant, got married.

Naomi : I had the most beautiful little girl. Grace.

Naomi : She had infantile Alexander's disease.

I'm sorry. Two years we watched her die.

My husband was a... Uh, my first husband was a...

Naomi : A great guy,

Naomi : but after that I couldn't even look at him without thinking of her.

Naomi : I left him.

Naomi : I left my job. I left everything. Very moving story.

House : Explains why you're being so selfish.


House : If you find a tumor in her colon, you can knock her out.

House : If you don't, she stays awake.

Oh! God, it hurts!

Max : - Can't you hurry? - Trust me, you don't want me to hurry.

Hannah : God, you're killing me!

Max : Hold my hand.

Cameron : Keep breathing, nice and steady.


right so we got the snack plates you can choose what you want from the cabinet we

choose what you want from the cabinet we got some we got Nevada we got the I had

got some we got Nevada we got the I had

got some we got Nevada we got the I had to get some O's and then they'd issue

to get some O's and then they'd issue

to get some O's and then they'd issue some chutney

that's like Kerala deep-fried into a

that's like Kerala deep-fried into a

that's like Kerala deep-fried into a little pocket follow that with some

little pocket follow that with some

little pocket follow that with some people know clearly well that's the most


- So this whole area is all Dayak local people?

- Yes.

- And is this a special meal that you

would normally eat with family?

- No, no. Almost every day we eat this.

- Almost every day?

- Yeah, because when we in the jungle, we put our

chicken in the bamboo because we don't have to bring

our cooking pots from home.

- Oh so you can just find your own cooking pot?

Bamboo, that's really convenient.

And the bamboo probably gives it a lot of flavor.

You're stuffing that tapioca in, tapioca and wild ginger.

Nice. Stuff it full.

So if you're, if you're working or hiking you can just

find some bamboo, find some ginger, and tapioca

and bring some chicken.

- As long as we bring our salt and ajinomoto.

You know ajinomoto? Sodium glutamate.


know how cool would it be for me to do

know how cool would it be for me to do because I'm always in the house we're

because I'm always in the house we're

because I'm always in the house we're always doing the renovations up and

always doing the renovations up and

always doing the renovations up and always working with everybody and I

always working with everybody and I

always working with everybody and I never really film any of the actual real

never really film any of the actual real goings on and the drama and the

goings on and the drama and the

goings on and the drama and the contractors and managing everybody and

contractors and managing everybody and

contractors and managing everybody and all this stuff and decision making so

all this stuff and decision making so

all this stuff and decision making so leave me a comment if you guys would

leave me a comment if you guys would

leave me a comment if you guys would like a real day in the life of a

like a real day in the life of a

like a real day in the life of a renovation like for me just to have a

renovation like for me just to have a

renovation like for me just to have a camera follow me around and show you

camera follow me around and show you

camera follow me around and show you guys what goes on all day long with all

guys what goes on all day long with all

guys what goes on all day long with all the different crews and everything that

the different crews and everything that

the different crews and everything that has to be done and the decision-making

has to be done and the decision-making

has to be done and the decision-making on it so I think it'd be cool because

on it so I think it'd be cool because

on it so I think it'd be cool because you guys really enjoyed the renovation

you guys really enjoyed the renovation

you guys really enjoyed the renovation series I think that might be something I

series I think that might be something I haven't done yet and I should show you

haven't done yet and I should show you

haven't done yet and I should show you guys so leave me comments and let me

guys so leave me comments and let me

guys so leave me comments and let me know if that is something you would like

know if that is something you would like to see in your life question that is for


So with Mobile 1 Annual Protection Motor Oil,

it guarantees one full year of driving,

or 20,000 miles in between every oil change.

With having to get only one oil change a year,

this gives me so much more time


The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid.

The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression...

...and grabs the baby in its talon.

Ross : Meanwhile, the faucet fills the apartment with water.

Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death grip...

...swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment!

Rachel : Boy, are you gonna be sorry if that's true.

-Hello. -Hi.

lt's been an hour.

The maitre d' asked if you'd reconsider switching to a smaller table.

Joey : Maybe we should just eat now.

You can't order until the entire party's arrived. Restaurant policy.

Well, how about this? Another table leaves, right...

...but there's still some food left on their plates.

Okay, what's the restaurant's policy about people eating that?


Joey : ...they'd send over the whole script on real paper.

Casting Guy : That's great.

Joey : If you wanted to expand this scene, like have the cab crash...

Joey : ...I could attend to the victims...

...because I have a background in medical acting.

Okay, listen, thanks for coming in.

Don't thank me for coming in. At least let me finish.

Joey : We could take the expressway...

Joey : ...but this time of day you're better off taking the budge.

You were going for bridge there, weren't you?

Joey : I'll have a good day.

Honey, I know you didn't mean to.

Rach, hang up. You're supposed to be taking goddess quiz.

You should lose 100 point just because of you call your boyfriend in the middle of it.


Chandler : Listen, for the first four years of my work, everybody called me...

-Seriously. -I believe you.

It was in the middle of a meeting, so no one wants to correct her.

So everyone's calling me Racquel.

Rachel : By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky.

Well, I still think you're very, very nice and very pretty.

What?

Chandler : All yours, babe.


your makeup for you I probably would you but I don't want me to haha what a day

but I don't want me to haha what a day

but I don't want me to haha what a day what a day it is turned out to be so

what a day it is turned out to be so

what a day it is turned out to be so Anna is breaking all of the rules she's

Anna is breaking all of the rules she's

Anna is breaking all of the rules she's wearing high heels walking no walking no

wearing high heels walking no walking no wear high heels and she's walking where

wear high heels and she's walking where

wear high heels and she's walking where are you

I'm really ha ha ha

I'm really ha ha ha

I'm really ha ha ha I think we can get you here truck it

I think we can get you here truck it

I think we can get you here truck it okay I'll look at that door that's a

okay I'll look at that door that's a

okay I'll look at that door that's a nice color door I think it is that's


Sheldon : Leonard, come back. Leonard, come back.

Sheldon : Leonard, come back.

- What? - Oh, of course.


Who, by the way, I'm still attracted to.

And then there's Pete, who's crazy about me...

...and he's absolutely perfect, and there's, like, zip going on!

I mean, does it sound like something's wrong with me?

Yeah, kind of.

Kate : Happy? Is that what I'm supposed to be, Vic?

Happy?

Well, why don't you tell me what you're supposed to be?

Joey : Because I sure as hell can't figure it out.

I talk to you, and nothing!

You look at me, and it's nothing!

Nothing.

Tasty.

I'm really starting to feel like you guys have a history. It's nice.

Kate : - I have a question about this scene. - Yes.

Well, I don't understand why Adrienne's attracted to Victor.


Charlie : -Wow, this place is beautiful! -Look at all these paleontologists!

l know. There are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow.

-My God, l can't believe you're here! -l think l've been recognized.

Joey : -This happens all the time. -Dr. Geller? l am such a huge fan.

Joey : That never happens.

l've been following your career for years. l can't wait for your keynote speech.

Ross : -Wow! This is very flattering. -l would love your autograph.


They're spicy without being overwhelming coconutty, slightly sweet, creamy, spicy

again the sweet flavor hits you first and then the spices just gets you right here the noodles


Phoebe : But this is my gig.

Phoebe : This is where I play.

Phoebe : My name is written out there in chalk.

Phoebe : You know, you can't just erase chalk.

Rachel : Honey, I'm sorry.

Phoebe : And he's going to be paying this woman?

Phoebe : Why doesn't he just give her a throne and a crown?

And, like, a gold stick with a ball on top?

Terry is a jerk! That's why we always say, "Terry's a jerk!"

Rachel : That's where that came from.

Phoebe : You probably did everything you could.

You know what? Let me just see what else I could do.


Stella : That some of the patients would be nicer to you.

Ted : The receptionist.

Ted : That's my way in.

Barney : I like this.

Barney : Seduce the receptionist.

Barney : That's a great plan.

Ted : That's not the plan.

Ted : And how would that help me with stella?

Barney : Who?

Ted : Here's the plan.

Ted : Hi. Here.

Ted : I stopped...

Ted : Hi, I stopped for coffee

Ted : And I... And I thought I'd grab you something.

Abby : Oh, wow, thank you, that's so nice.

Abby : You're like a knight.

Abby : I should call you sir ted.

Stella, to Woman 3 : What?

Abby : Nothing. Nothing.

Abby : It's really stupid.

Abby : Um, dr. Zinman, ted's here.

Stella : Thanks. Thanks, abby.


Howard : Pasty and frail, never fail.

Leonard : Excuse me, but what about me?

Leonard : Why don't I get a shot?

Howard : Fine, go ahead, take a shot.


so in case you want to salt here is in

so in case you want to salt here is in sweeter I'm gonna just try it out on his

sweeter I'm gonna just try it out on his own these are some of the most

own these are some of the most

own these are some of the most interesting noodles might hide in

interesting noodles might hide in

interesting noodles might hide in Thailand you know I to extremely

Thailand you know I to extremely

Thailand you know I to extremely different noodle textures and one single

different noodle textures and one single bite in your daughter let me go ahead

bite in your daughter let me go ahead

bite in your daughter let me go ahead and try this soy sauce sugar combo this

and try this soy sauce sugar combo this

and try this soy sauce sugar combo this is some kind of some kind of chilli

is some kind of some kind of chilli

is some kind of some kind of chilli sauce


Amy : This is an easy one. You love this guy.

Scene : Me.

Amy : Come on, he's an underappreciated genius.

Sheldon : Still think it's me.

Amy : It's not you.

Amy : Now think, there's a car named after him.

Sheldon : Of course there is.

Sheldon : The Mini Cooper, 'cause it's me.

How about this :

Amy : he's a poor man's Sheldon Cooper.

Sheldon : Oh, Tesla.

Amy : Hi. Hey!

How'd it go? Hello. Oh, not fun.

Leonard : The doctor shoved a camera up into my sinuses.

Penny : Yeah, I watched. It was like the scary boat tunnel

in Willy Wonka.

Amy : Did they figure out what's wrong? Yeah.

Leonard : It's a deviated septum.

Leonard : The surgery to correct it is simple.

Leonard : He's gonna do it next week.

Sheldon : Why would you have surgery?

Leonard : Because I can't breathe.

Leonard : I snore, I get sinus infections...

Penny : Yeah, back off, he's all mine.

Sheldon : But you don't have a life-threatening condition.

Sheldon : Why would you take the risk of surgery?


Lily to Robin : We'll apply for the loan under marshall's name,

Lily to Robin : And he'll never need to know.

Lily to Robin : And then in the meantime, I'll slowly work down my debt.

Lily to Robin : Right after I furnish the apartment.

Lily to Robin : I saw this amazing leather sofa today.

Robin : You should be a reality show.

All : Nice!

All : Nice.

Marshall to Ted : Wait!

Marshall to Ted : That cork is the size of a softball

Marshall to Ted : And you're pointing it directly at wendy the waitress's face.

Narrator : Is what he should have said.

Now, if you're thinking of buying an apartment,

[The building in Dowisetrepla]Narrator : It's always good to check the place out at night.

Barney : Welcome to my humble abode.


She didn't leave in such a hurry after all.

This is the Three's Company episode with a misunderstanding.

Phoebe : Then I've already seen this one.

Monica : Are you through with that?

Joey : Sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.

Whose ball of paper is this?

Mine. I wrote a note to myself, then I didn't need it.

Chandler : So I balled it up and now I wish I was dead.


Get some of that Indian Mackerel and some of that mechbous.

Wow.

- [Man] Yeah?

- Oh yeah.

Wow that is mechbous.

It is just incredibly powerful and fragrant.

You can taste the citrusy from that lemon.

Full of spices, sweet as well

I think from a bit of onion and the.

- The sweetness probably is coming from the onion,

probably caramelized.

- Yeah.

- And became a little sweet.

- [Man] Try to do same in America you think?

- [Trevor] Oh. - [Peyman] Oh Yeah.

- Squeeze it into a ball.

Oh okay.

- Let's try that.

- [Trevor] Squeeze into a little mound of rice there.

That's the way to do it, look at that.

- Yeah.

- You can have some dates with is as well.

Oh yeah, look at that.

Those look like premium extra soft dates.


Chandler : Oh, my God!

Phoebe : - Chandler and Monica! - Oh, my God!

Phoebe : - Oh, my eyes! My eyes! - Phoebe! Phoebe!

Rachel : - It's okay! It's okay! - No! They're doing it!

Rachel : I know! I know!

Monica : - You know? - Yes, I know!

Rachel : And Joey knows, but Ross doesn't know, so you have to stop screaming!

- Hey, what's going on? - Oh, hi!


Rachel : That's really nice.

l should tell you that crying women make me very uncomfortable.

Well, you're not gonna like what's coming.

l'm sorry, l'm sorry. l'm sorry. l'm sorry.

God.

Rachel : Thank you. Thank you.

l'm really fine. Don't worry. l'm great with children.


Mr Druthers : She's going to call and tell me to come home.

Mr Druthers : She's a very special lady, ted.

Mr Druthers : She's quite... Mannish.

Mr Druthers : She gives me what I need.

Mr Druthers : Do you understand that?

Ted : Uh, no, I don't.

Mr Druthers : If you were lost in the wilderness,

Mr Druthers : She can provide for me.

Ted : Well, that's the dream.

Mr Druthers : I'm glad you came here tonight, ted.

Ted : Me too, hammond.

Mr Druthers : Call me ham.

Ted : No, thanks.

Mr Druthers : Hammy d?

Ted : No, I think just hammond.

Robin : So, I'm guessing you didn't fire him.

Ted : I was this close.

Ted : Meanwhile, lily had been up all night

Ted voix off : In the grips of a dilemma.


Ross : I can show you something silver that may work.

Aunt Lillian : -No, it really should be burgundy. -Unless we go with a different dress.

No, no, no. Watch this.

Wait, I may have something in the back.

Rachel : Oh, my God.

Mrs. Geller : Is everything all right?

Just Nana's stuff.


...I pointed out the "check engine" light to you several months ago.

No, the "check engine" light is fine. It's still blinking away.

Penny : It's the stupid engine that stopped working.

It cost me, like, $1200 to fix it.

Sheldon : You know, it occurs to me. You could solve all your problems by obtaining more money.

Penny : Yes, it occurs to me too.

Sheldon : Hang on a moment.


big but very relaxed and then we drove

big but very relaxed and then we drove to this is a house that my Bhutan owns

to this is a house that my Bhutan owns

to this is a house that my Bhutan owns so this is where we're gonna be staying

so this is where we're gonna be staying

so this is where we're gonna be staying when we're in tempo and young and I

when we're in tempo and young and I

when we're in tempo and young and I chose this room it is a huge room and

chose this room it is a huge room and

chose this room it is a huge room and this is like a old Bhutan house kind of

this is like a old Bhutan house kind of

this is like a old Bhutan house kind of a definite leave it has a very log cabin

a definite leave it has a very log cabin feel to it we left the house and we are

feel to it we left the house and we are

feel to it we left the house and we are walking down through Tim poo and now we

walking down through Tim poo and now we

walking down through Tim poo and now we are passing through kind of a tourist

are passing through kind of a tourist

are passing through kind of a tourist handicraft market and then we are on our

handicraft market and then we are on our way to walk through the farmers market


and we've just been here for an hour and it's so hot

but I'm sure it's all worth the flavor.

They start at four in the morning, putting the goat meat in,

putting all the water and the wheat and the spices in

and it's all day until 7 p.m. when the fast is broken

and we are gonna have it then.

Wow, truly incredible.

And I'm completely overwhelmed because the aroma,

the spice, all of those ingredients,

the mint, the cilantro.

Hyderabad haleem.

Trevor laughs

Wow.

And look at this, these are all the spices

they're gonna put into the haleem.

So it's basically cinnamon, cloves, it's very floral,

you can smell the cloves and the rose petals,

there's salt, cardamom, cumin, oh, it's all in there,

it smells so floral and cinnamony and they're gonna pour

one of these in each one of these pots.


Lily : Oh, I've had that a couple times. Lean into it and let it fuel things.

Marshall : Look, no. You know what?

Marshall : Why don't you just

Marshall : call Robin, and have a good laugh about it?

Marshall : Traction could have prevented that.

Zoey : Hope you don't mind, we changed the billboard.

Ted : That explains a few voicemails.

Ted : I think we can save The Arcadian.

Ted : Maybe not in the way you were picturing,

Ted : but I stayed up all night working on a new concept.

Ted : What if my design could incorporate The Arcadian's facade


Howard : Let me take you someplace nice.

Raj : I do enjoy the La Brea Tar Pits.

Really? Now? With the traffic and the parking? It--

Howard : Okay, fine. The Tar Pits. Let's go.

Raj : Oh, why can't I stay mad at you?

Leonard : -Yeah. -Ha-ha-ha.

COMMENTATOR [ON TV] : Breaks tackle. -Go, go.

COMMENTATOR : He breaks another. -Go! Yes!


I' m not really here.

I just thought I'd drop these off on the way. My way.

Do you come here a Iot...

Monica : ...without me?

No, no, no.

Phoebe : Do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning?

How would I know? I wasn't here.

Phoebe : Really? Not even to change his pajamas?


- That makes so much sense.

- Okay you guys I think that we should test out

these costumes and see

if we can show off the real superpowers.

- Yeah I wanna see what we can do.

- Okay.

- Hay watch this, I can run super fast.


Ross : I gotta go. I'm taking Ben to the park.

Phoebe : -Give him a kiss for me. -All right. Bye.

Later.

I'm so sorry you got caught in the middle of that.

Phoebe : I didn't mean to be so out there, but I am furious with him.

Chandler : Calm down?

Phoebe : I'm trying. Man, that guy can push my buttons!

Why are you so mad?

Phoebe : -I don't wanna talk about it. -It seems like

Phoebe : You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking.

Has anyone seen my list, by the way?

No. What's it look like?

Phoebe : -A piece of paper and it says, "Ross." -I see.


Thirteen : Chase and I are in the hospital with a patient.

House : You've completely run out of ideas

House : and you're calling me to bail you out.

House : I'm touched. Hit me.

Taub : Call Ruby.


...and never call her again, and things are gonna get uncomfortable?

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Ross : Come on, there are plenty of other women out there.

Just forget about her, okay? She's off-limits.

Oh, man! What'd you have to go and say that for?

Now that you told me l can't have her, makes me want her even more!

Ross : -What are you, a child? -Yes!

lt's true. He's like a little boy, like Ben.

Just think of him as a really, really, really horny Ben.

No!

Look, Joey, come on now. For me, please.

Just try to focus your sexual energy on someone else.

Fine.


Howard : Hang on. Are you saying the rest of us are dogs?

l can see you're gonna take this the wrong way.

Sheldon : Let me try again.

lmagine you're the sole human being...

Sheldon : ...living on a planet populated with nothing but chimps.

Howard : Get out of my lab.

Sheldon : Oh, now, they're so much smarter than dogs.

Sheldon : Have you seen them on those little bicycles?

Get out!

- How about dolphins? - Out!


CHRISTINA : Just trying to be as efficient as possible.

Legal cleared Stevens.

Explain her parameters and make sure she understands.

- She's being assigned to me again? - She's your intern.

But I didn't think that...

BAILEY : Wouldn't it be better for her to start fresh with another resident?

- You don't want her, huh? - I want her to succeed.

CHIEF : There's still a good deal of fallout after the Duquette M & M.

There's been talk.

CHIEF : I don't need to tell you that there are doctors

who have concerns about your judgment.

- Concerns about my judgment? - Stevens was your mistake.

Do you, sir? Do you have concerns about my judgment?

CHIEF : Do you?

CHIEF : You're not going to put those concerns to rest

CHIEF : by avoiding taking responsibility for Dr. Stevens.

CHIEF : She's your intern. Again.

Transfer from Mercy West. Noelle Labatt, 32 weeks along, pregnant with twins.

GEORGE : One appears to be developing more slowly than the other.

CHRISTINA : - Hi. - Hi there.

Greg, you're the only person who cares if we're married or not.

GREG : They said we had to come here because it could be serious.

GREG : Is it serious?

At first glance you don't seem emergent enough for Mercy to send you over here.

ADDISON : You're not in labor and your vitals are fine.

They said I need a specialist because of my thing.

- Your thing? - Two uteruses?


Booth : Gentlemen, as you know, I am a generous supporter of the NYPD.

Booth : Be it the Policeman's Ball, or the widows and Orphans' Fund...


Callie : Were you high on that trip?


perhaps we made it out we're rigging up

perhaps we made it out we're rigging up

perhaps we made it out we're rigging up we're rigging out again up Jamie put me

we're rigging out again up Jamie put me

we're rigging out again up Jamie put me in charge of the boat oh boy hands on

in charge of the boat oh boy hands on

in charge of the boat oh boy hands on the wheel captain you made these and he


House : and what you should be feeling.

House : They always do.

Ms. X : I don't know who that is, but I miss him.

House : What did they say at the hearing?

Alvie : I didn't go. I lied once.

Your mother's Puerto Rican,

House : therefore you are Puerto Rican.

All you gotta do is prove your mom is your mom.

Wilson : Find some documentation...

Alvie : People like that don't listen to people like me.

Donuts. Hey, House, let's get donuts!

House : Alvie, the hearing...

Everyone loves donuts.

Alvie : Glazed, crullers, elephant ears, even donut holes.

Alvie : Much better than the sporting goods store.

Alvie : I bet Mrs. X went there all the time.

House : We're not here...

House : And then I realized...

House : You make a good point.

Really? I was making that up.

Durdanna : Dozen glazed, dozen jelly-filled?

Taub : You want the usual, right?

House : Your old friend, the fried carbohydrate.

House : She needed the calorically dense food

House : to support the running habit.

House : Do you know her name?

Durdanna : Sandy or Shelley, I don't know.

Durdanna : The guy she's with called her that once.

Durdanna : I just work here.

House : Do you know where they live?

Durdanna : He left a business card in our free donut jar.

Durdanna : It's up on the Wall of Winners.

Sidney.

God, I was so worried about you.

House : What happened?


6x14 - Last Words 1.00 . : : www.sous-titres.eu : : .

Kids, when your best friend loses someone...

Marshall : My dad's dead?

You drop everything and rush to his side.

Only to find yourself standing there with no idea what to do or say.

Ted : This is the toughest time in Marshall's life

Ted : and I feel absolutely useless.

Ted : What can we do to help?

Lily : Don't look at me. This morning, Marshall said,

"I have to pee." And I said, "Don't worry, baby, I'll do it for you."

Lily : Halfway through the pee, I'm, like, "This doesn't even make sense!"

Well, I've been to a couple funerals, so I know my role.

I'm Vice Girl.

Whatever Marshall needs to get through this day, I got it right here.


Prof Crawley : I discovered it after spending six months...

Prof Crawley : ...slogging through the Bornean rain forests...

Prof Crawley : ...while my wife was back home...

Prof Crawley : ...shacking up with a two-bit ornithologist...

Prof Crawley : ...who lives on a sailboat and likes to wear boot-cut jeans.

Prof Crawley : So when I tell you that that's a common field cricket...

Prof Crawley : ...you can take that to the damn bank.

Because God knows I can't.

Prof Crawley : That tramp took me for everything.

Sheldon : Well, apparently I was wrong.

Sheldon : Congratulations.


Ryan : That gun was a ballistics match to the one that killed Ted.

Ryan : It's registered to Tony Blaine.

ESPOSITO : We searched his place.

Esposito : Found clothes that tested positive for Ted's blood.

Blaine's definitely our killer.

Beckett : But who is he?

Esposito : He's a researcher at a government think tank.

Ryan : Yeah, but what a researcher at a government think tank

Ryan : is doing involved in all this, we have no idea.

Yeah, and we may never know.

Esposito : Well, hold on. We've got a BOLO out on him,

Esposito : and we're monitoring his credit cards. We'll find him.

Ryan : And when we do, maybe he can tell us who this Anderson Cross is.

Beckett : Yeah, maybe. All right, great job, guys.

Thanks.

Well, looks like the CIA wrapped all this up in a neat package.

Castle : Yeah, with a bow, courtesy of my father.

Beckett : At least Ted's killer was brought to justice, you know, in a way.

Yeah, Blaine killed Ted, but left his body at Coney Island.

Castle : It was my father that moved the body.

Now, he could've put it anywhere, but he took it to Ted's apartment.

Castle : Do you know why?

Beckett : To bring him into our jurisdiction.

Castle : He wanted us to catch the case so he could work me for information.

Beckett : Well, maybe he was just looking for a reason to see you again

Beckett : and this was his way.

Castle : I keep making the mistake of thinking he's family. But he's not.

Beckett : You are.

September.

What?

Castle : We're getting married in September. It won't be too hot, it won't be too cold.

Castle : It's in the Goldilocks zone. It's perfect.

Wait, wait. Castle, what about your book tour?


House : Take your glasses off.

House : Pupils dilated.

House : Pulse elevated.

Hallucinating?


three recommended flavors here that

three recommended flavors here that Jessica gave it and Mike I want to go

Jessica gave it and Mike I want to go

Jessica gave it and Mike I want to go with the Mike but this looks so good I'm

with the Mike but this looks so good I'm gonna go with the David let me crow you

gonna go with the David let me crow you

gonna go with the David let me crow you around buddy let's get a little

around buddy let's get a little

around buddy let's get a little romance.a before we dig in this is one

romance.a before we dig in this is one

romance.a before we dig in this is one of the most popular street food snacks

of the most popular street food snacks

of the most popular street food snacks in Hong Kong I had this well Hong Kong

in Hong Kong I had this well Hong Kong

in Hong Kong I had this well Hong Kong but this really kicks it up a notch

but this really kicks it up a notch

but this really kicks it up a notch right you got ice cream in there they

right you got ice cream in there they

right you got ice cream in there they what they put in here is sesame ice

what they put in here is sesame ice

what they put in here is sesame ice cream they make themselves so I'm really

cream they make themselves so I'm really excited to try that Oh black stretching


- We are going to El Pescadito.

It's a fish taco.

This is called El Pescadito.

They are from Hermosillo Sonora.

This is kind of restaurant I know, but this is fish tacos.

So I think that everything of the sea,

we need to give due respect.

So this is kind, you know, it looks like fancy,

but it's cheap, and it's great.

And they make you the tacos in front of you.


Ted : Kids, you remember my first date with robin.

Ted : I think I'm in love with you.

Robin : What?!

Ted voix off : Well, here's the thing,

Ted voix off : Normal people, you know, people who aren't your dad,

Ted voix off : Usually take longer to say "I love you."

Ted voix off : Robin went through the usual stages.

Robin : Spider!

Spider! I left something in the hallway.

Where? Right there.

Ted : Got it.

Ted voix off : First there's the moment when you think you think it.

Ted : Whoa, still alive.

Ted voix off : There's the moment you think you know it.

Robin : Oh, you don't want to kiss me, you'll get sick.


Barney : You're gonna need a stronger stomach than that, doll-face.

Ted : Marshall stood here.

Ted : Eating and yelling, yelling and eating.

Ted : Lily stood here.

Ted : Crying.

Ew, ted.

Ted : And then marshall tried

Ted : To storm out...

Ted : But lily went for the hail mary pass.

Which would mean...


it's so sweet but like slightly bitter

it's so sweet but like slightly bitter because anything it's really good for

because anything it's really good for

because anything it's really good for when it's getting cold like winter it's

when it's getting cold like winter it's

when it's getting cold like winter it's also nice to be standing in the steam of

also nice to be standing in the steam of the the noodle soup yeah that warmth in

the the noodle soup yeah that warmth in

the the noodle soup yeah that warmth in that aroma is great as well oh that's

that aroma is great as well oh that's

that aroma is great as well oh that's great though like the juiciness of those

great though like the juiciness of those beet ha ha

these are broad beans yeah so it's like

these are broad beans yeah so it's like

these are broad beans yeah so it's like a snack thank you

a snack thank you

a snack thank you you feel this good you're just gonna

you feel this good you're just gonna

you feel this good you're just gonna kind of look pop them out you can eat


House : He must have nicked something in my peripheral nervous system.

House : If it's alleviating pain, who knows what else it's doing?

Cuddy : Get back to the ICU before you rip out your stitches,

Cuddy : and I have to chain you to your bed.

House : Why did you try to kill me?

Cameron : I didn't.

House : Then the gun thing might have been a mistake.

If I'd have killed you, it would have been over.

I needed you to live,

Jack : 'cause I want to see you suffer.


Gates : was deliberately set by that same arsonist.

A man suspected in 10 other fires,

Gates : as well as the murder of a member

Gates : of the New York Fire Department.

Gates : And if it is true,

then this sick son of a bitch has just added two of our own to his list.

Burton : On your desk, you will find copies

Burton : of all the files we have on each one of these arsons.

Gates : Somewhere in there, there is a trail.

Gates : Somewhere in there, there is a clue as to who he is.

Gates : And he needs to be brought to account.

RUMBLING

DISTANT EXPLOSIONS

METAL CREAKING

Ryan!

Ryan!

COUGHING

Kevin!

Kevin, is that you?

COUGHING CONTINUES

Esposito : You all right?

Ryan : Yeah, yeah.

Ahh! I can't move. My legs are stuck.


Actually, I have an idea.

Do it! Come on! Do it, you worthless piece of crap!

Please! Please, I just want to go home.

Come on. This is your last set!

You said that last time!


Joey : Yeah, he likes porn.

Where you going?

Rachel : To find out if he really thinks models are too skinny.


That coconut is just filled with water.

There's so much in there.

Oh wonderful.

Oh it's kind of leaking out.

Got a hole in the shell.

speaks in foreign language

Oh yeah.

The coconut is starting to get on the old side I think.

It's a little bit, has a little bit

of a fermented taste but it's really good.

It's sweet and refreshing.

Oh yeah, it almost has like a fizz to it.

Just gonna take a walk out onto the beach.

But that was a satisfying lunch.

And just take a look at this beach.


Robin : "Auditing"?

Ted : Well, tried to explain to him it wasn't a real class,

Ted : but I don't think he speaks much English.

Barney : On the bright side, he came in handy standing in for you

Barney : during the role-playing exercises.

Robin : Wait. You did role-playing exercises

Robin : where I was played by Shin-Ya?

Ted : You know, I can't believe you, Ted.

Robin : You actually think you're some kind of an expert on me?


The magic powder.

- [Mark] Oh, okay.

First she caramelized some onions,


This is not a filter.

You guys, we've been having so much fun.

We actually spent the morning down at the beach,

and then we came back to our...

laughs

Hang on.

We came back to the beach house

and we just, like, all rested and relaxed,

and guess what we're gonna do now?

We're going back down to the beach.


Ross : Baking it didn't help?

Monica : Take it back to where you got it.

Rachel : I tried. They won't take her back.

Chandler : Maybe that's because she's a minion of the Antichrist.


House : No need to talk about it.


Amy : I know you're not ready,

Amy : and I don't want you to say it

Leonard : just because social convention dictates...

Sheldon : I love you, too.

Amy : You said it.

Sheldon : There's no denying I have feelings for you

Sheldon : that can't be explained in any other way.

Sheldon : I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite.

Sheldon : But that seems even more farfetched.

Sheldon : The only conclusion was love.

Sheldon : I know what's happening.

Sheldon : This is a panic attack.

Sheldon : SoccerMom09 says to lie down with your feet elevated.


Amy : You know, I'm sorry your mother made you feel bad.

Amy : But, you know, at the end of the day, she was wrong,

Amy : because you're not alone.

Sheldon : You're right.

Sheldon : I have Leonard and Howard and Raj,

Sheldon : Stuart, Penny,

Sheldon : Leonard's mom, Bernadette, Wil Wheaton...


Denny : Do you know what kind of miracle it is that Derek is who he is?


Frank : All right, what about Carl Shelton?

Ryan : Castle, it's looking like Shelton may not be involved.

Castle : The billionaire industrialist

Castle : with his grubby hands on the levers of power?

Castle : Of course he's involved. They were seen in the storage room.

Ryan : That's because Shelton realized

Gates : that Chambers had crashed the event.

Ryan : So, he tried to talk him out of making a scene.

Beckett : So, where did Chambers get the press pass from?

It was left for him in his mailbox.

In his mail box?

Castle : By whom?

Ryan : An anonymous sympathizer contacted him through his website,

Ryan : left him the pass and instructions about where to wait backstage.

Okay, yeah. Okay. Can I... Can I just say

Castle : I know I have occasionally theorized that a conspiracy was afoot...

Occasionally?

Castle : But this time a conspiracy really is afoot!

Castle : Guys, Chambers was clearly being manipulated

Castle : by a person or persons unknown into being backstage,

Castle : so he'd be the perfect patsy.

Beckett : Why would someone go to all that trouble

Beckett : to set him up as Lopez's shooter?

Esposito : I may have an answer for that.


Valentine's Day was two weeks ago, so I wouldn't get her a calendar.

Chandler : She was working, so we're celebrating tonight.

Why don't you book a day for both of you at those romantic spas?


You can actually unreal the vibrant aroma of that clam before even though they gonna bite

Okay

Yeah, that's incredibly like stry and bouncy


party on the floor for did you do that

party on the floor for did you do that no not my innocent girl you're gonna


can we have a spare house exactly that's what we built it so we sleep out here

what we built it so we sleep out here

what we built it so we sleep out here tonight oh that's awesome

tonight oh that's awesome

tonight oh that's awesome you want to sleep out here tonight Haley


Rachel : Oh, my God!

-Worse? -Oh, much, much worse.

l did my impression of Joan Rivers as one of the earliest amphibians.

Ross : ''Can we walk?''

-Oh, you like that? -No.

What?

Come on! l think that's funny!

Ross : Woolly mammoth.

lt's good!

l bet you're thinking that now would be a great time for an intermission, huh?

Chandler : Oh, yes. God, yes.

Well, you're not gonna get one!

Because in life, there are no intermissions, people!

Now, Chapter 7 : Divorce is a Four-Letter Word!

How could he leave me?!


My new book The Hidden Reality takes on a grand question :

Dr. Brian Greene : Is our universe the only universe?

Dr. Brian Greene : You see, there's a growing belief among scientists like me

Dr. Brian Greene : that ours may only be one among many universes

Dr. Brian Greene : populating a gigantic cosmos.

In The Hidden Reality, I explore this possibility

Dr. Brian Greene : without presuming any knowledge of mathematics or physics

Dr. Brian Greene : on the part of the reader.

Sheldon : Hysterical.


Ted : Ha!

Ted : Who's the idiot now?!

Ted : You said the sensory deprivator 5000 was stupid.

Ted : But it totally worked!

Ted : I couldn't see or hear anything happening around.

Ted : Right?! Right?!

Robin : No...!

Barman : Oh!

Ted voix off : I was about to have a horrible realization.

Ted : Where's the dipping sauce?

Doug : The team that won,

Doug : Want to know what their name rhymes with?

Marshall : Come on, dude. You promised you'd stop

Marshall : If I ate all those crayons.

Marshall : Why are you doing this?

Doug : I'm in love with miss aldrin.

Marshall : Well, you can't have miss aldrin, she's mine.


Grandmother : Well, of course it is.

I smell smoke. Maybe because someone's pants are on fire!

In all the years we've been grandmother and granddaughter...

...you've never lied.

All right, that's not your father. It's a picture of a guy in a frame.

Phoebe : Oh, God.

Grandmother : It was your mother's idea.

Grandmother : She didn't want you to know your real father...

...because he hurt her so much.

I didn't want to do it.

But then she died and it was harder to argue with her.

Grandmother : Not impossible, but harder.

All right. So he's not a famous tree surgeon?


Castle : Who puts a live bomb in their own apartment?

It makes no sense.

Are you hungry?

Why?

Because any minute, someone's gonna come through that door

Castle : and give us the all clear.

Castle : And there is an amazing diner not three blocks from here.

Beckett : Yeah, well, I did miss my breakfast this morning.

Yeah. They make these incredible, foamy lattes,

Castle : cups as big as your head,

Castle : and a goat cheese omelet to die for.

Castle : Which would be a poor choice of words if you were standing on a bomb,

Castle : but guess what? You're not.

Beckett : You know, if I have to be stuck not standing on a bomb,

Beckett : then I'm glad I'm stuck with you.

Castle : I know.

Captain Mahoney : Captain Mahoney, Bomb Disposal Unit.

Captain Mahoney : Which one of you is Detective Beckett?

Beckett : I'm Detective Beckett. This is Castle.

Mahoney : Castle, you can relax.

We've X-rayed the entire apartment from the floor below.

Mahoney : There are no other explosives.

Castle : No other explosives. So...

Mahoney : Detective, I'm afraid you've stepped on a sensor plate

Mahoney : wired to a detonator.

Mahoney : Depressing that plate was sort of like cocking the hammer of a gun.

Mahoney : You take your weight off there, it's like pulling the trigger.

Mahoney : So it's very important that you don't move

till we figure out how to disarm it.


- [Ollie] I need one.


Dr. Simpson : ARDS secondary to trauma is our leading hypothesis.

FI02 is 93%...

Prison!

House : Sorry, I thought I heard everyone else think that.

I was in prison, see?

House : It was a long time ago, but still, you're curious.

House : Never was raped.

House : Not raped-raped.

House : Well, raped-raped but not raped-raped-raped.

House : Well, now that we've got that completely behind us...

House : I'm sorry. Dr. House, welcome back...

ls there cake?


Ted : Let's get one thing straight, okay? I am not "The Blitz".

My Blitzy lies over the ocean