Leonard : Now that I'm actually about to go out with Penny, I'm not excited, I'm nauseous.

Sheldon : Then your meal choice is appropriate.

Sheldon : Starch absorbs fluid...

Sheldon : ...which reduces the amount of vomit available for violent expulsion.

Howard : - Right. - You also made a grammatical mistake.

You said "nauseous" when you meant "nauseated."

Sheldon : But go on.

Leonard : Sheldon, this date is probably my one chance with Penny.

What happens if I blow it?

Sheldon : Well, if we accept your premise and also accept the highly improbable assumption...

Sheldon : ...that Penny is the only woman in the world for you...

Sheldon : ...we can logically conclude that the result of blowing it...

Sheldon : ...would be that you end up a lonely, bitter old man with no progeny.

Sheldon : The image of any number of evil lighthouse keepers...

...from Scooby-Doo cartoons comes to mind.

Leonard : You're not helping.

All right, what response on my part...

Sheldon : ...would bring this conversation to a conclusion?

Leonard : Tell me whether or not to go through with the date.

SchrÃ¶dinger's cat.


I hate to cite a clichÃÂ¹, but Dad on the streets?

Foreman : - Dad's with Mom. - They're both living on the streets?

Foreman : No. On a pension.

House : So, who pissed you off?

Foreman : Right now, you.

House : Your turn. You gonna tell me why this case?

Wilson : She's my new girlfriend. I'm having a tattoo designed.

Wilson : I was hoping you could find out her name.

So she's just another sick person that kindly Dr. Wilson has made sure doesn't get lost in the big, ugly system.

Wilson : Yes, I forgot. I need a reason to give a crap.

You're giving two craps. The metric system always confuses me.

Cuddy : Dr. House?

House : - Time for Girl Scout cookies already? - Get me some thin mints.

Cuddy : Since you're too sick to work in the clinic...

Okay.

Cuddy : I thought you...

Cuddy : I thought you could do some teaching. Patient histories.

House : My specialty.

Cuddy : When you teach, you learn so much. Don't you think?

House : It's all about the giving back.

House : Good old Cuddy. Always thinking.

House : She assign you a patient to interview?

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

House : Then why are you still here?


A little salty


Yeah, I'm a freaking genius.

Penny : Leonard, you are so great.

Penny : Why can't all guys be like you?

Leonard : Because if all guys were like me, the human race couldn't survive.

Penny : I should probably go.

Penny : Probably.


not fully dried they have some moisture

not fully dried they have some moisture to them still but you can yeah you can

to them still but you can yeah you can

to them still but you can yeah you can really smell that aroma and then over

really smell that aroma and then over

really smell that aroma and then over here they said there's some that are

here they said there's some that are

here they said there's some that are fully dried ready to be sold this is the

fully dried ready to be sold this is the dry product yeah you can see they're

dry product yeah you can see they're

dry product yeah you can see they're kind of withered up there they're fully

kind of withered up there they're fully

kind of withered up there they're fully dry they're ready to be to be processed

dry they're ready to be to be processed

dry they're ready to be to be processed in Seoul sold and processed but you can

in Seoul sold and processed but you can

in Seoul sold and processed but you can you can eat mm oh that's chocolate oh

you can eat mm oh that's chocolate oh

you can eat mm oh that's chocolate oh that's the real thing it has kind of a

that's the real thing it has kind of a

that's the real thing it has kind of a skin around it mmm it's almost purple in

skin around it mmm it's almost purple in color it's a little bitter a little sour

color it's a little bitter a little sour oh it's delicious oh it's really fruity

oh it's delicious oh it's really fruity

oh it's delicious oh it's really fruity - oh thank you and he has peeled some so


Bernadette : Don't let that sway you.

Howard : It's hard not to. They taste so much better than real berries.

Stuart : What's up?

Bernadette : So... we need to talk.

Emily : You okay?

Raj : I think we should talk.

Stuart : Is everything okay?

Bernadette : Well... you've been living here a while now.

Sheldon : I know. I may sell comic books at work,

Stuart : but the real superheroes

Stuart : are sitting right in front of me.

Penny : Yeah...

Howard : His middle name is David. Go.

Raj : Look, I care about you a lot,

Raj : but we are very different people.

Emily : Are you breaking up with me?


Ross : - Or? - Get out!


really in shape so about halfway up I'm

really in shape so about halfway up I'm probably throwing up but it's friggin

probably throwing up but it's friggin

probably throwing up but it's friggin beautiful it's amazing look we're

beautiful it's amazing look we're

beautiful it's amazing look we're already like movin and groovin look how

already like movin and groovin look how

already like movin and groovin look how high we are no joke yeah

high we are no joke yeah

high we are no joke yeah Brett careful girl bro you're gonna have

Brett careful girl bro you're gonna have to hand me stuff you don't got to do it

to hand me stuff you don't got to do it

to hand me stuff you don't got to do it no hands are you serious good job baby

no hands are you serious good job baby

no hands are you serious good job baby good job we're literally crawling up

good job we're literally crawling up

good job we're literally crawling up this hill it to die steep it does do

this hill it to die steep it does do

this hill it to die steep it does do this it looks flat on camera dude this

this it looks flat on camera dude this

this it looks flat on camera dude this is so sick guys this is so awesome this

is so sick guys this is so awesome this

is so sick guys this is so awesome this is a real real nature nah we're already

is a real real nature nah we're already

is a real real nature nah we're already halfway there maybe that's some real

halfway there maybe that's some real

halfway there maybe that's some real Ohio talk girl you know what's weird and

Ohio talk girl you know what's weird and I'm like a freak for this stuff I would

I'm like a freak for this stuff I would

I'm like a freak for this stuff I would totally set up a tent camp right here

totally set up a tent camp right here

totally set up a tent camp right here all night probably set the whole island

all night probably set the whole island

all night probably set the whole island on fire on accident but I do it a bit

on fire on accident but I do it a bit

on fire on accident but I do it a bit going keep it going


House : Any idea what that means?

Wilson : It means you're not listening to me.


Okay, I'll, I'll see you at 5 : 00. Thank you.

I love and believe in you too, baby.

Robin : Why would Ted

Robin : just give up the button like that?

Robin : He forgot his phone.


and the broth is really nice.

That pork broth. Look at that.

There's the spring roll.

- [Helen] Yeah, the fish.

They make it with mackerel fish.

- [Trevor] Mmm, mackerel fish.

- [Helen] It makes the flavor of the broth more intense.

- [Trevor] Oh yeah, that is nice!

- [Helen] Only Danang people know about this dish.

It's not popular with foreigners

or even other Vietnamese who come

from other parts of Vietnam here.

- I love the mixture of noodles.

Tapioca and wheat.

The fish cakes, the mackerel...

Oh, that flavor!

A little spicy with the chili? Oh yeah.

- And the fermented pork gives it a tangy,

slightly tangy flavor.

- After finishing that delicious bowl of soup,

Helen brought us to try a famous dessert in Danang,


House : I'd like to hear it.


Howard : - All right. - Wolowitz went to MIT.

Sheldon : What's your educational background?

- I went to art school. - Equally ridiculous. Let's go.


Thanks. Guy's a psychopath!

Castle : Then why did you give him a pass to get on?

Valentine : He left a note at my hotel.

Valentine : He said he had information about Sid's murder.

Beckett : You're saying you don't know this man?

I never met him before today.

Listen, this whole thing is a big misunderstanding.


Man 2 : And consumerism.

Ted voix off : I...

Man 2 : Am your father...

Man 2 : America!

Marshall : Oh, baby, that was wonderful!

Ted : Totally, I had no idea greed was the killer.

Robin : And when it became a play within a play,

Robin : I was, like, "now we are really cookin'!"


Raj doorbell rings : Oh, I'll get it.

Bernadette : It didn't help that you couldn't walk a straight line

Bernadette : when the cop pulled you over.

Howard : I have performance anxiety.

Howard : You of all people should know that.


Amy : I wish I could tell 13-year-old me it does get better.

Amy : No problem. Try and keep it in your pants, okay?

Sheldon : So...

Penny : Hi, what's up?

Raj : Wondering if you're free Friday. They're having'80s night at the Greek.

Raj : Hall & Oates, Katrina and the Waves, and three-fifths of Kajagoogoo.

Oh, heh.

Penny : - That's really sweet, but the thing is... - Oh, there's a thing.

Penny : Look, honey, I was really drunk and made a huge mistake last night.

We should have never slept together. It's what ruins friendships.


be an experiment drifting McQueen it's

be an experiment drifting McQueen it's awesome love our C's it's something so

awesome love our C's it's something so

awesome love our C's it's something so fun to do with the kids so let's go

fun to do with the kids so let's go

fun to do with the kids so let's go build a track all right let's do this

build a track all right let's do this

build a track all right let's do this we're going to climb up into the cat a

we're going to climb up into the cat a

we're going to climb up into the cat a killer

good take it take it out there bucket


You see, my initial approach to Kripke had the same deficiencies...

Sheldon : ...as those that plagued Stu the Cockatoo when he was new at the zoo.


Howard : All right, this is an exact duplicate of the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity...

Howard : ...Human Waste Disposal System as deployed on the Space Station.

Raj : Don't you mean the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity Human Waste Distribution System?

Good one, yeah.

[FAKES LAUGH]

Howard : It's hilarious. Now.

Howard : Here's an approximation of the spare parts available on the space station.

Howard : We gotta find a way, using nothing but this, to reinforce this.

So the waste material avoids the turbine.

Raj : You mean, so it doesn't hit the fan?

You know, I have to say I thought the toilet humor would get less funny with repetition.

Sheldon : Apparently, there is no law of diminishing comedic returns with space poop.


In a darkened parking structure?

No.

Can we?

No.

I have a trench coat.

Dude, be cool.

So, I just got off the phone with cathy.

God, you guys are so right.

I totally hear it now.

See it now?

Smell it?

What is it?!

I left the table for two minutes.

What could she have possibly done

In that time that was so horrible? Was it...

I'll be back in one second.

One time, in tenth grade, as a joke, I told everyone

That my english teacher had sex with me.

He's still in jail.

Or maybe...

I'll be back in a second.

So I volunteer at the pound.

Oh, isn't that nice?

Yeah. You can't imagine the rush you get

From killing an unwanted puppy.


Itâs like a perfect mix between salty and sweet

With nice bits of pork in there


Taub : Let's just take this one step at a time.

And stop beating yourself up.

Justine : I'm sorry, Mom.

Justine : Not just for this. But for what I said earlier.

Justine : I was jealous and angry and I lashed out.

Justine : You were a great mom.

Justine : You are a great mom.

Abbey : I don't deserve such a good daughter.


Joey : - Let me see it again! - Yes, show us your nubbin!

Chandler : Joey was in a porno movie!


We'll have to do another U.F.C... - There's no time. We've got less than an hour to make a call.

Chase : If we treat for Cushing's and we're wrong, she's dead.

Foreman : If we assume it's not Cushing's, she'll lose her breast and may still be sick.

Do an M.R.I. - You want us to look for hypercortisolism with an M.R.I.?


Kyra : Sophie! Sophie, are you in there?

Sheila Blane : Sophie, the procession starts in 15 minutes!

Sheila Blane : If that girl ruins your wedding...

Kyra : I'm not worried about the wedding, Mother. I'm worried about Sophie.


Do you have any cat really old and incrediblly sick.


Penny : Your friend's really cute. Anything going on with you two?

Leslie?

No, no. What, are you kidding?

Sheldon : He asked her out once. It was an embarrassing failure.

Leonard : Thank you, Sheldon.

Leonard : I'm sorry. Was that supposed to be a secret?

Penny : That's too bad. You guys would make a cute couple.

- Oh, dear. - What's the matter?

Raj : She didn't take my order.

How could she take your order when you're too neurotic to talk to her?

Raj : Nevertheless, this will be reflected in her tip.

LEONARD : What did Penny mean, "you'd make a cute couple"?

Sheldon : I assume she meant the two of you...

Sheldon : ...would constitute a couple that others might consider cute.

An alternate and less likely interpretation is that you could manufacture one.

As in, "Look, Leonard and Leslie made Mr. and Mrs. Goldfarb.

Aren't they adorable?"

Leonard : If Penny didn't know that Leslie had turned me down...

...then that would mean that she, Penny, thought I should ask her, Leslie, out...

...indicating that Penny had no interest in me asking her out.

Leonard : But because she did know I had asked Leslie out...

...and that she, Leslie, had turned me down...

Leonard : ...then she, Penny, could be offering consolation.


Simon : Well, it hasn't panned out yet, but the band's still going.

Simon : About four or five gigs

Simon : Away from really exploding.

Robin : The foreskins are still playing?

Ted : The foreskins?

Ted : How'd you guys come up with that name?


Monica : -We're booked solid for the next month. -Well, l can't give you a massage...

...because my license has been revoked again.

Ross : -Phoebe, what happened? -Well, it was an accident, you know.

lt's a lot of oil and sometimes the hand just slips.

So the restaurant's doing well, you say?

lt is so great. There are people lining up in the street...

...to taste my food. Saturday, there's a waiting list of 50 people.

l know how that feels. Last semester, l had two students...

...who wanted to take my 1 : 00 class, but it was full.

So they had to take my 5 : 00.

That's not the same.

Have l got a surprise for you. Pack your bags.


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Cuddy : And how did you even know I was here?

House : I had to bring the file,

and this was the most noncommittal location in walking distance.

House : You left your car keys in your desk. Greg House.

House : You two must have met online.

House : Either that, or you've got a friend who secretly hates you.

Don : Don Herrick.

Don : Yeah, we connected through SingleBallroomDanceLovers. Com.


stuff for Asda this is from us like 20

stuff for Asda this is from us like 20 14 or 15 baking videos yeah this is what

14 or 15 baking videos yeah this is what I wore when we made that masterpiece

I wore when we made that masterpiece

I wore when we made that masterpiece house oh they come dining me up a third

house oh they come dining me up a third

house oh they come dining me up a third thing this is my outfit from then let's

thing this is my outfit from then let's

thing this is my outfit from then let's do it let's just scratch this idea like

do it let's just scratch this idea like

do it let's just scratch this idea like not right now but like everything they

not right now but like everything they

not right now but like everything they do look cute so we're making the

do look cute so we're making the

do look cute so we're making the greatest profiterole right bitter old

greatest profiterole right bitter old

greatest profiterole right bitter old cassoulet you know cheap no cheating

cassoulet you know cheap no cheating

cassoulet you know cheap no cheating rubbish

rubbish

rubbish it's not gonna be Roman it's gonna be a

it's not gonna be Roman it's gonna be a

it's not gonna be Roman it's gonna be a reason we have yeah back off our pudding

reason we have yeah back off our pudding mister pudding man oh yeah

mister pudding man oh yeah

mister pudding man oh yeah I will we go your Sabbath idea team I

I will we go your Sabbath idea team I

I will we go your Sabbath idea team I want to use this

yeah he's good I hate one of these

yeah he's good I hate one of these

yeah he's good I hate one of these monitors everybody during the middle of

monitors everybody during the middle of

monitors everybody during the middle of making it there was a bit of there was

making it there was a bit of there was

making it there was a bit of there was an earthquake and or something sort of


Castle : I'll need to be convinced beyond a reasonable doubt.

Castle : I will need solid evidence, not just coincidence and speculation.

Martha : Have you ever known Beckett to settle for less than that?

No.

Well, I think you should face it, kiddo.

Martha : You may owe that woman an apology.

Especially if you want to stay on the case.

Beckett : Oh, no!

Castle : Can I give you a hand with that?

Beckett : I got it.

Castle : - You just, you... - Castle, I said I got it, okay?

Beckett : What are you doing here?

Castle : When I told Damian

that the best detective in New York was working his wife's case,

Castle : I meant it. And I'm...

Castle : I'm sorry to have doubted you.

Castle : If you let me back,

Castle : I promise I will do my best to remain objective.

Beckett : Well, that might be harder than you think.

Beckett : The Westlakes' financial records.

Beckett : This is their prenuptial agreement,

Beckett : and it's pretty clear that if they got divorced,

Beckett : Damian would get nothing, but with her dead,

Beckett : he inherits 10 million.

Castle : Yes, but you're forgetting that Damian is already rich.


Joey : They said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in...

Joey : ...that the only doctor who could've saved me was me.

It's supposed to be some kind of irony.

Phoebe : But Joey, you're gonna be fine.

Phoebe : You don't need that show. It was just a dumb soap opera.

Joey : This was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.

Phoebe : Yes! I was going to incorporate that.

Phoebe : Here's Monica. She'll have something nice to say.


Castle : A bullet.

Castle : I'm guessing it dissolves.

Kelvin : How do you know about those?

Beckett : They were used in a murder.

God!

Kelvin : We created them to try to land

Kelvin : a defense contract in ultra-light ammunition.

Kelvin : The dissolving property was a complete accident.

Kelvin : Unfortunately, it rendered the bullets useless to the military.

Beckett : Yeah, but valuable to someone else.

Kelvin : How the hell did this happen?

Hey!

Ryan : Good news on Violet.

Espostio : You found her?

Ryan : Not that good. But she is alive. Or at least she was last night.

I tracked down an ex of hers.

He said she showed up on his doorstep, scared out of her mind.

Ryan : Told him she had come out from LA with Royce, but he had disappeared.

Ryan : So, the ex let her stay the night.

Ryan : Next morning, Violet was gone, so was his wallet.

Esposito : He know where she was headed?

Ryan : No. But two hours later,

a large African-American gentleman with a fondness for kidney punches

Ryan : showed up and asked that very same question.

Esposito : The driver who picked up McCauley.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Worked the ex over pretty good, too.

Esposito : Let's get him with a sketch artist.

Ryan : Way ahead of you, bro.


a wonderful way to begin this Pike Place Market Seattle PD tour we are on our way

Market Seattle PD tour we are on our way to the next spot

conveniently located right just just one shop over from Lois is the pure food

shop over from Lois is the pure food

shop over from Lois is the pure food fish which is known for their seafood I

fish which is known for their seafood I

fish which is known for their seafood I mean they the seafood is sprawling

mean they the seafood is sprawling

mean they the seafood is sprawling there's salmon salmon is of course one

there's salmon salmon is of course one

there's salmon salmon is of course one of the ultimate things to eat in the

of the ultimate things to eat in the

of the ultimate things to eat in the Pacific Northwest in Seattle we're gonna

Pacific Northwest in Seattle we're gonna stop for some salmon necks we're gonna

stop for some salmon necks we're gonna

stop for some salmon necks we're gonna try the smoked to Alderwood salmon how

try the smoked to Alderwood salmon how

try the smoked to Alderwood salmon how much is the other one smoked salmon 3450

much is the other one smoked salmon 3450 a pound

a pound

a pound can we get just happened

they're awesome they prosecuted 16


Barney : No, something that's true... Come on.

Barney : The man made you cry.

Barney : Make me cry.

Marshall : Your mom's a slut!

Marshall : Yes.

Marshall : Your mom's a slut, and I'm sorry, barney,

Marshall : But you and your brother clearly have different fathers,

Marshall : And you know why?


Chandler : Give her the deposit, give her the ring. I don't care.

Rachel : What did you mean when you said...

...you didn't want to talk to anyone, especially me?


Okay, it's lame when I say it, it's ridiculous when you pile on.

Leonard : Okay. Sorry.

Penny : What did she say when you told her we were going out?

LEONARD : Um....

Penny : You didn't tell her we were going out, did you?

LEONARD : Um....


Stuart : Maybe it's time to do the wrong thing.


then I mean it was asking me about the

then I mean it was asking me about the birthday so I decided today guys let's

birthday so I decided today guys let's

birthday so I decided today guys let's watch Bert videos yeah who do you want


oh cool this is awesome oh yes we're


Joy : More than anything.

I'm 25. I'm old.

Joy : This is the last year I can qualify.

I thought if I took her violin, it might throw her off enough

Joy : in the talent finals that I could beat her.

Castle : But that wasn't enough for you, was it?

You thought, why not just take Amber out of the contest completely?

Joy : No! All I did was take her violin.

And when I found out she was dead, I panicked.

Joy : I thought someone might find out, so I threw it away.

Beckett : That's a pretty good act, Joy, but the judges just aren't buying it.

No, I swear!

Joy : I didn't have to kill Amber to get her out of the pageant.

Joy : I found something in her violin case. Something awful.

Beckett : And what did you find?

Joy : The reason she was murdered.

If these got out, it would've ruined her.

She would've been kicked off the circuit for good.


Penny : Uh, you know,

I-I'm not really around that much.

Penny : Amy knows much more than I do.

Leonard : I don't think you have anything to worry about.

Leonard : Raj is a terrific guy, loyal to a fault.

Howard : Yeah. He still has an AOL address.


Cameron : We agreed it was a brain tumor. What?

Chase : He's watching.

Cameron : Haven't you had anybody watch before?

Joy : Is that guy really sick? No.

House : He's all better. I don't believe you.

House : Look that way. Why?

Because you're gonna throw up and I don't want it on me.


Beckett : What about that?

I...

Ms. Cooper : I suppose I could delay his paperwork.

Ms. Cooper : But this would be for one night.

Ms. Cooper : And it means that Joey Malone is your responsibility.

It's cool. I got this.

Esposito : The kid doesn't have a father.

Esposito : He probably just needs someone to connect with.

Joey : I'd rather have a pajama party with the lady cop.

Yeah, well, looks like I drew the short straw. Literally.

Joey : Man, no wonder you're single.

Joey : No woman would spend time here unless it was against her will.


that smoky flavor because there's no

that smoky flavor because there's no blowtorch involved in this process

blowtorch involved in this process

blowtorch involved in this process still nice fatty flavor but I don't see

still nice fatty flavor but I don't see

still nice fatty flavor but I don't see I expected the garlic Robins to be more

I expected the garlic Robins to be more

I expected the garlic Robins to be more garlicky I mean don't get me wrong I


Yeah, you'd be pregnant. I mean, pregnant.

Frank : I know.

You'll put your body through an awful lot.

I mean, morning sickness, labor.

It's all for somebody else.

Yeah. What's your point?

Ross : Well, the stuff I just mentioned.

I couldn't do that.

Rachel : I always figured the first time I had a baby, it'd be with someone I love.

And that baby was, you know...

...a keeper.

You were more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.

Joey : If you decide to do this, we'll be supportive like crazy.

Just think it through.

Talk to somebody who's had a baby. Like your mom.

Phoebe : My mom never gave birth. Oh! But my birth mom did!


Leonard : Because I don't need his girlfriend

Leonard : to set me up with one of her girlfriends.

Leonard : I'm perfectly capable of finding a girl on my own.

Raj : Oh, Leonard, you remind me

Raj : of the funny old story about a man

Raj : who walks into a women's correctional institution

Raj : with a stack of paperwork

Raj : that will allow the female convicts to go free.

Leonard : You're saying I couldn't get laid

Leonard : in a women's prison with a handful of pardons.

Raj : Are you going to let me tell the story or not?

Sheldon : Leonard?

Sheldon : Are you sleeping?

Sheldon : No.

Sheldon : Are you ill?

Sheldon : No.

Sheldon : Are you still depressed

Sheldon : because you're alone, and no one loves you?

Leonard : I don't know. Maybe.

Sheldon : I want you to know that I'm genuinely concerned

Sheldon : about your well-being.

Leonard : Thank you. You're welcome.

Sheldon : But it's still no reason to have your feet in my spot.


up hopefully maybe an hour before each

up hopefully maybe an hour before each blog so it's kinda like a little flip it

blog so it's kinda like a little flip it these two could be my favorite thing in

these two could be my favorite thing in

these two could be my favorite thing in the world right now actually I think

the world right now actually I think

the world right now actually I think it's safe to say yo your face put it

it's safe to say yo your face put it

it's safe to say yo your face put it back oh my gosh your face is so crazy

back oh my gosh your face is so crazy

back oh my gosh your face is so crazy it's scary actually I'm actually creeped

it's scary actually I'm actually creeped out I'm leaving now I'm leaving the

out I'm leaving now I'm leaving the

out I'm leaving now I'm leaving the house oh don't worry Cora that is your

house oh don't worry Cora that is your

house oh don't worry Cora that is your mother she's truly beautiful but in that

mother she's truly beautiful but in that bottle oh gosh it's like a snapchat

bottle oh gosh it's like a snapchat

bottle oh gosh it's like a snapchat filter like look that's normal oh yeah

filter like look that's normal oh yeah

filter like look that's normal oh yeah completely normal oh okay let me see oh

completely normal oh okay let me see oh

completely normal oh okay let me see oh I can see your cute freckles I love your

I can see your cute freckles I love your freckles but she really gets tan tan or

freckles but she really gets tan tan or

freckles but she really gets tan tan or freckles come out it's like my favorite

freckles come out it's like my favorite

freckles come out it's like my favorite is so cute adorable Cora your beautiful

is so cute adorable Cora your beautiful

is so cute adorable Cora your beautiful smile more something the board now

smile more something the board now

smile more something the board now taking nothing out this time you know

taking nothing out this time you know

taking nothing out this time you know take no you just wants to cool down it's

take no you just wants to cool down it's hot in here


Ted : Yeah.

Ted : This is fun right?

Ted : We're outside, it's a beautiful day.

Ted : The indians are winning.

I got to admit,

Marshall : It is really nice to be outside.

Announcer : Yankee fans,

Man : Please turn your attention to the diamond vision

Man : For a special seventh-inning-stretch surprise.

Ted : Oh, no.

Marshall : It's all a big lie!

She's just going to break your heart.

You can drag me out of here, but she has no soul!

Ted : We've tried everything... Baseball, strippers.

Ted : The guy still won't eat a damn pancake.

Ted : I think he's beyond repair.

Robin : See, this is the problem with guys.

Robin : You don't know how to deal with heartbreak.

Oh, and what's your prescription, dr. Estrogen?

Eat haagen-dazs and watch love actually,

Till your periods sync up.


-"Stopped for a Chunky." -Let it go, Ross.

Susan : I got an extra one. You want this?

Dr. Franzblau : -How's my favorite parenting team? -Dr. Franzblau.

Dr. Franzblau : I understand you're thinking of having a baby.

Dr. Franzblau : I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start.

-How are your contractions? -I love them.

Carol : Each one's like a little party in my uterus.

-Every 4 minutes, lasting 55 seconds. -59 seconds. Quartz.

Susan : Swiss quartz.

Carol : -Am I allowed to drink anything? -lce chips.

Dr. Franzblau : -At the nurse's station. -I'll get it!

-No, I'll get it. -No, I'm getting it.


Monica : - Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Hannigan. - Wrong again.

Phoebe : Apparently, you can change it to anything.

So I thought, "All right, here's an opportunity to be creative."

Phoebe : So meet Princess Consuela Bananahammock.

Chandler : That's what we were gonna name the baby.

[scene : - Phoebe. - Princess Consuela.

Monica : You seriously changed your name to that?

Monica : Okay, so from now on, we have to call you Princess Consuela?

Phoebe : No, I'm gonna have my friends call me Valerie.

- Hey, how did the interview go? - Not good.

Chandler : I always feel that way after an interview. I'll bet it went better than you think.


Rachel : Well, first, I would like to start by apologizing for kissing you...

Rachel : ...and for yelling at you.

Mr. Zelner : Fair enough.


Hold on for one second.

What?

Do you want to get a pizza later?


Chase : If I had the power to veto him,

Chase : given all the crap I've put up with over the years,

I don't know if I could use it objectively.

Foreman : I do.

Foreman : I can. I have.

It might be easier if you'd stay out of the room.

Foreman : I thought it'd be different. This week.

I'm supposed to talk to his PO about getting his ankle monitor off early.

Chase : You're saying he should defer to you?

Foreman : No. I'm just saying what he's doing doesn't seem rational,

Foreman : which makes me think it's rational in a way I'm not privy to.

Foreman : He always has a plan.

Chase : And he's always self-destructive.

Chase : He may just be shooting himself in the ankle.


Raj : Lucy?

Lucy : Hey, long time no see.

Raj : You don't know me very well, but each time you crawl out a window...

Raj : ...to escape my company, it chips away at my masculinity.

Raj : - I'm sorry. - Why would you leave like that?

Lucy : You were pushing me. I didn't want to send my food back...

Lucy : ...and you tried to make me do it.

Raj : If I upset you, why didn't you say something?

Lucy : How can I tell you I'm upset if I can't tell the woman at Supercuts...

Lucy : ...that my forehead's my best feature?

Lucy : - It's scary. - Well, I like you a lot and that's scary for me.

Raj : Mostly because you're a proven flight risk.

Lucy : How could you like me a lot?

Well... For one thing, you have bigger emotional problems than I do...

Raj : ...and I find that very attractive in a woman.

Raj : I don't know, I just...


MVO : No.

Meredith : I'm going to inform the family.


Sheldon : Tonight I'll be watching a show rated M.A.,

Sheldon : and that stands for "Mature Audiences," buster.

Penny : All right, you would think "the only adult"

Penny : wouldn't let something silly ruin our entire night.

Leonard : And I'd think you'd understand why I'm annoyed.

Sheldon : All this could be avoided if you'd just come to the meeting.

Leonard : I don't want to.

Sheldon : Oh, it's just a meeting.

Sheldon : One simple meeting. Stop saying "meeting"!

âª Meeting, meeting, bo-beeting âª

âª Banana-fana, fo-feeting âª

âª Fee-fi mo-meeting... âª

Amy : I brought my famous spinach dip.

Yo, Amy, just one second.

âª Meeting. âª

Howard : I'm not sure if I'm hoping for a boy or a girl.

Howard : I mean, if it's a boy,


Ted : which, by the way, I've shown you how to download,

Ted : like, 20 times. I've got to say,

Lily : I'm with Ted on this.

Chairman : Thank you. I mean, yes,

Lily : this is a huge, divisive issue for them.

Lily : Which means no matter what happens,

Lily : there's gonna be a lot of resentment.

Lily : Probably lasting

Marshall : for years...

Lily : infecting every single moment of the rest of their relationship.

Lily : So, in conclusion, I'm with Robin on this.

Chairman : Thank you.

That night,

as I slept soundly...


Thirteen : One random set of numbers doesn't change human nature.

Cyrus : Those sets of numbers are what kept me going.

Cyrus : Clutching those tickets,

Cyrus : thinking about the life I could have,

Cyrus : finding Jennifer again.

Thirteen : So you figure if one long-shot dream came true,

Thirteen : the other one will as well?

Cyrus : You think you're protecting me.

Cyrus : I think you're sad.

Cyrus : Can't stand to see somebody happy.


There it is!


- So? - So my work would suffer too...

...if I was getting laid all the time.


Beverley : I'm just not sure it's appropriate with my son's roommate.

Sheldon : Normally, I'd feel the same way.

Sheldon : But based on everything I've observed about us...

Sheldon : ...I can't help but speculate we'd be very good together.

Beverley : True. I've had a similar observation.

Beverley : It's certainly something I could never do with my husband.

Sheldon : I was hesitant the first time I tried it...

Sheldon : ...but I experienced an unanticipated and remarkable release of endorphins.

Sheldon : - It's quite satisfying. - Mm.

Beverley : I see what you're doing.

Beverley : You're appealing to the neuroscientific researcher in me.

Sheldon : You see right through me, don't you?

Beverley : Only when you're in a CAT scanner.

[SNORTS THEN LAUGHS]


I'm very happy we're going to have all the sex.

Phoebe : You should be. I'm very bendy.

I'll kiss you now.

Chandler : Not if I kiss you first.

Chandler : I guess there's nothing left for us to do but kiss.

Phoebe : Here it comes.

Phoebe : Our first kiss.


We might not get seats?!

Leonard : It's fine, it's fine. Go back to sleep.

Oh, I informed you thusly! I so informed you thusly.

Leonard : Howard, you talk to him.

Leonard : Howard?

Leonard : You're peeing, aren't you?

Wil Wheaton : Hey, look who's here!

Wil Wheaton : Hey, buddies!

Sheldon : Well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton,

the Jar Jar Binks of the Star Trek universe.

Mee-sa think that very funny!

Sheldon : Well, you-sa can go think that at the back of the line.

Sheldon : No cuts, no buts, no coconuts.

Sheldon : Wil Wheaton.

Penny : Yeah.

Theatre Staff : I'm a big fan.

Sheldon : Of what? Poorly executed beards?

Wil : Do you think you could get me and my friends into the movie?

Wil : We got here a little late.

Theatre Staff : No problem. Come on, I'll hook you up.

Wil : Awesome.

Wil : We-sa gonna go into the movie now! Bye-bye!

This is Indiana Jones, not Star Trek.


speaking in foreign language

The eel is finished and it's stir-fried.

They added in more chilies and some green pepper.

And this is a piece, a little piece of the eel, the meat.

Wow!

speaks in foreign language

That's delicious.

Eel is just so buttery and melt in your mouth.

And then that's just coated in so much curry paste

and shrimp paste, you can taste the shrimp paste nicely.

And that's awesome that they make

the shrimp paste right here at home.

And that's spicy.

Oh that's good.

She's packing it now.

Into bags.

And we're gonna head back to the fish market.


...kay.

Phoebe : How come?

Duncan : Actually, I'm getting married again.

What?

Duncan : I don't know how to tell you this.


Cristina : So I guess we both have comfort things.

Burke : - Yeah, what are you saying? - Uh, you know, um...

Cristina : I have one of your caps in my locker.

Burke : - Why do you have one of my caps... - That's not the point.

Cristina : The point is, um, is that I think I'm going to keep it hostage.

Cristina : So you kick Bambi out and you get your cap back.

Burke : Oh, well. I don't do well with ultimatums.

Cristina : Maybe you should think of it more as a... trade.

George : Dr. Burke.

George : I've got free time. Do you have any cases you need help...

Burke : Actually, I do.

Burke : Cristina has something of mine and I need you to get it back.

OK, so just call Catherine.


Sheldon : Fine. In the interest of preserving our friendship...

- We're not friends. - Well...

Sheldon : ...that's a little hard to hear, but all right.

Sheldon : As you know, the essence of diplomacy is compromise.


So here's how it's gonna work :

Heads, you take the job at World Wide News.

Tails, you take the job at World Wide News.


Monica : -Love is the best medicine. -That's "laughter."

Monica : -Why do you do it? -I don't know.

Now, Chandler, you want to live with Monica, right?

Chandler : Yeah, I do.

And, Mon, you want to live with Chandler?

Yes.

Ross : A verbal contract is binding in the state of New York!

So I understand you're looking for a place?


profit this is her first elevator

profit this is her first elevator partying or no

no I shall feel huh

no I shall feel huh

no I shall feel huh all aboard yes okay fine forever by

all aboard yes okay fine forever by

all aboard yes okay fine forever by August thank you


House : Why don't you see if you can find us a real case?

Daniel : How can you discharge me when you have no idea what's wrong?

Taub : We know what's wrong, and now that you've slept it off...

Daniel : It's not just the hallucination.

Daniel : I feel nauseous, my foot feels numb, like it's fallen asleep.

Kutner : You didn't mention that before.

Daniel : I didn't notice it before.

Taub : Are you hiding from someone?

Taub : Why are you so intent on staying here?

Daniel : I don't feel well. I know there's something wrong with me.

Kutner : Which foot?

Daniel : My left.


That's the perfect amount.


Castle : Hey, Beckett.

Beckett : Hey, where are you?

I'm at the office. I figuredout why Shaw broke in here.

Castle : - Really? - Yeah.

Castle : He was looking for a weapon.

Castle : It's the only thing that can kill the Antichrist.

It's called the AngelDagger.

Beckett : Castle, would you please just...

Castle : Beckett, I'm serious. I found references to it on the Internet.

Castle : It was here. It's been in the safe the whole time.

It's a blade that was hidden in a...


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Penny : -Maybe you'll have another chance-- -No.

Sheldon : I will never have another chance to have gelato with Stan Lee...

Sheldon : ...because opportunities to have gelato with Stan Lee...

Sheldon : ...come but once in a lifetime.

Sheldon : The moving finger writes and, having writ, moves on.

Penny : Did he just somehow give me the finger?

Howard : Not just the finger, the moving finger.

Leonard : Hey, Stuart.


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tomorrow guys I'm on a second Apple did you choose you know this is gonna be so

you choose you know this is gonna be so

you choose you know this is gonna be so cool restaurant guys Amelia does the

cool restaurant guys Amelia does the

cool restaurant guys Amelia does the pool in the middle of our restaurant


Robin, um...

This is my cousin margaret.

Oh, finally, someone our own age!

Lily : Wait,

Do I introduce you as "cousin margaret"

Or "sister margaret?"

Well, I'm not officially confirmed as a nun

Until next month

And I don't want to tick off

The big guy,

So let's stick

With "cousin" for now.

God's watching.

Excellent!

Man, they spent a lot of money on this porno.

Whoa... morgan freeman?

Man, that guy's in everything everything.

Aw, man, I grabbed the wrong deep impact!

No, leave it in. It's a good movie.

But, dude, there's no sex in it.

Yeah, just like marriage.

Huh? Right?

Oh, oh, hey,

Check this out! Don't ask how,

But I procured for us five loco-bueno,

Hand-rolled, highly illegal cubans.

Seriously, you could go to jail

For smoking these things.

Marriage is like jail!

Right, fellas?!


Rachel : That's one less thing we have to do on Monday.


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where my chowder is when I used to live

where my chowder is when I used to live in Boston is a period of time where all

in Boston is a period of time where all

in Boston is a period of time where all I ate was chowder I sought out the best

I ate was chowder I sought out the best

I ate was chowder I sought out the best clam charged chowder

clam charged chowder

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deep obsession with clam chowder heard

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chowders [Music]

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iconic the regular New England clam

iconic the regular New England clam chowder on a cold day hot bowl of

chowder on a cold day hot bowl of

chowder on a cold day hot bowl of chowder it's exactly what you need


Hey.

Hey.

I know the cardiologist has given you some guidelines,

a schedule of medication and a strict diet.

Just what somebody with an eating disorder needs.

So I thought I'd get you started.

Fried chicken from the Carnegie Deli.

Carly : - You're kidding. - Yeah.

House : Actually, I got it downstairs.

Carly : Why did you fight for me?

Carly : You risked so much, and you hardly know me.

House : You're my patient.

House : Don't screw it up.


Beatrice : because at the end of the day, all that matters is if your kid is happy.

Beatrice : So you're going to feel sad... for a little while.

And that's OK. That's... That's fine.

Beatrice : But don't feel sad forever. OK?

Beatrice : You can promise me that? You promise me that you won't feel sad for too long?

Beatrice : - I promise. - OK. Thank you.

Beatrice : You make me feel much better.

Life is not a spectator sport.

Win, lose or draw...

the game is in progress...

whether we want it to be or not.

Izzie : Ta-dah!

Denny : You made me a sweater.

Denny : Today. In one day, you made me a sweater?

Izzie : Yeah, well, you know. I just had some time, so...

Denny : That vow of celibacy must really be something.

Izzie : You know what? Just accept your gift and say thank you.

Denny : Does this mean I don't get any sexual favors?

Sweater instead of sex?

Izzie : Smell it. Go on, smell it.


we've got Junior Jay you've got this

we've got Junior Jay you've got this little one and this is the one I love

little one and this is the one I love

little one and this is the one I love this one because it's got a little feet

this one because it's got a little feet

this one because it's got a little feet of it it is the warmest but then I like

of it it is the warmest but then I like

of it it is the warmest but then I like this cuz it's like that junior on it

this cuz it's like that junior on it

this cuz it's like that junior on it junior Jodie essentially I feel like


Castle : Am I right?

Castle : 1,001 Arabian Nights.


Wendy : So that phone call before, that was happy?

Well, look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart.

She's entitled to be a little paranoid.

Or, in this case, right on the money.

You know, she's amazing and beautiful and smart.

And if she were here right now, she'd kick your ass.

Look, you're a really nice person, ham-stealing and adultery aside.

But what l have with my wife is pretty great.

So nothing's ever gonna happen between us.


they won't know which noodle yeah wow

they won't know which noodle yeah wow I'm excited to get started church member

I'm excited to get started church member itea Smith Oh

Oh Oh through all the smokiness of those


Okay, if Leonard has problems with me, why hasn't he just said so?

Sheldon : According to him, you're over-sensitive and have a temper.

Oh, really? Well, then do me a favor and tell Leonard that he can drop dead.

Sheldon : And she wonders why she's constantly under-tipped.

Penny : -Hey. -Oh, good, you're home.

-I need you to do me a favor. -Sure.

Sheldon : -Go apologize to Penny. -What?


Uh, anything on central pontine myelinolysis.

Izzie : - Unbelievable. - Izzie.


Sheldon : Yes, hello. Uh, this is Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

Sheldon : I'm at 2311 North Los Robles Avenue.

Sheldon : I'd like to report a dangerous wild animal.

Sheldon : A blue jay.

Sheldon : I'm sorry, this is Animal Control. I don't understand the laughter.

Sheldon : No, the bird is not in my home.

Sheldon : If he was in my home, I obviously would've called 911.

Sheldon : I have no doubt that there are things that you're frightened of.

Uh, being stuck in a dead-end public service job.

Sheldon : Or your wife stepping out on you...

Sheldon : ...because you're stuck in a dead-end public service job.


You'd think you would be more understanding.

I know. But we're not.

Ross : Would you all relax? It's not that big a deal.

-Marcel, stop it. Marcel. Bad monkey. -What?


Monica : - Time for your toast. - Do I have time to go to the bathroom?

Monica : You had a bathroom break at 2030. Pee on your own time, Mike.

In regards to the toasts, okay, you wanna keep them short.

Monica : Nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. Okay.

Monica : You just get in, do your thing, and get out.

Mike : Is that what you say to Chandler?

It's 21 01, and I am not amused.

Okay.

Monica : The bride and groom have a few words they'd like to say.


I like this little bike

Yeah

This is crazy

So many people

So many smells

And the roads are so packed with all the things to eat

So many bikes

Yeah, Iâm in love with India

I could just keep coming back here every year

Once or twice per year just to eat

Different cities

Yeah different cities, different foods, amazing

Nice

Alright so next up weâre going to go get some beef kebabs

The smells

The action

And the food!


did you know like it and this is

did you know like it and this is alessia's room and will eventually be

alessia's room and will eventually be

alessia's room and will eventually be Andres room my hairdresser Alex has a


Phoebe : That is correct. Yes.

You're supposed to put all that stuff in a little box in your mind...

...and lock it up.

Monica : - Your mother told you this? - Yes.

The woman who married a bunch of times and killed herself when you were 13?


Ross : You mean hardball?

Whatever.

What you gonna do?

Ross : Excuse me. I'm seizing.

Rachel : Mr. Treeger?

Ross : Here's another 50.

Ross : Happy Hanukkah.

Ross : Will this help with the knob-getting?

Mr. Treeger : No, the place is not open till Tuesday.

Mr. Treeger : Am I not saying it right?

So you really did like my cookies?

Mr. Treeger : Yeah, they were so personal. It really showed you cared.

Rachel : Nice seizing...

Rachel : ...gel boy.

Mr. Treeger : Is this mistletoe?


We got two different types of cheese.

This one is just the fresh cheese,

kind of like the mozzarella, that cheese

that I just made fresh.

And this one actually was pretty cool how he made it.

He took the dried cheese, the one that dries for a day,

and then he filled it up, he wiped a layer of rose jam

onto it, and then he grilled it over the hot plate.

Raveled it up onto a chopstick to make it turn into

that spiral and you can see it's kind of crispy as well.

Kind of has a, yeah definitely a dried cheese


Raj : What are you drawing over there?

Sheldon : A hypothetical containment field for a Frisbee-sized wormhole...

Sheldon : ...that could serve as a portal to a parallel universe.

Howard : Oh, you silly doodlebug.

Leonard : A lot of scientists believe making contact with other life-forms...

Leonard : ...would probably not end well for us.

Sheldon : It's a Frisbee-sized wormhole, Leonard.

You could block it with a Frisbee. Calm down.


Martha : Good for your hair, good for your teeth.

Martha : Richard, what is it?

And of course I believed him, because he's my father.

Well, especially after Paris, I mean, why wouldn't you?

Castle : But he used me to stay ahead of the investigation,

Castle : to know when to make a run for it.

Castle : If he's innocent, why didn't he show up at the park?

Martha : Richard, look,

Martha : the only thing we really know about him is that we don't know him.

Martha : Me? I had one night with him. You? A day in Paris.

Martha : Lean on the people you trust. Call Katherine.

Martha : Tell her what's going on.

KNOCK ON DOOR

Martha : I'll get that.

Castle : And what if he's telling the truth?

Martha : What if he isn't?

GASPS

Cross : Hello, Martha.

Been a while, huh?

Martha : What the hell are you doing here?

Cross : Sorry to miss our meeting, but I was a little busy getting shot.


Wilson : you're unable to indulge your self-destructive habits.

House : Yeah. It's much more likely that I'm taking this case

House : because I miss showering with Cro-Magnons,

than I actually happen to find it interesting.

House : Four-year-old kid.

House : His kidneys died, they transfused, his lungs died, he died.

Wilson : I just got the Ed Wood box set.

House : What if the chicken was the egg?

House : What if the lung involvement came first?

Wilson : I don't really care about the movie,

Wilson : I just don't want to indulge your...

Lupus.

Wilson : Because this is a bad idea, House.


Sheldon : Oh, boy.


House : This kid has tuberous sclerosis, a mild case.

Cameron : But his tumors are growing.

House : We assumed that the tumors were growing, cos he's getting sicker.

House : But he could have grown old and died and never known about them

House : if he hadn't come here.

We were looking for something, it's more or less in the right part of the brain.

House : It's like we found someone standing over a dead body holding a gun,

House : we arrested them, didn't look any further.

House : Sometimes people really do just stumble into a murder scene.

Foreman : His fever's 103 and rising.

If we don't do anything, he's gonna be chatting with God

Foreman : face-to-face real soon.

House : Fevers don't come from a long-term underlying condition.

He's a garden-variety religious nut who happens to have an infection.

House : It's lumbar puncture time.

Boyd : No, no, God told me, no more of man's medicine.

Boyd : If we have faith in him, he'll make me well.

Cameron : It's just a test. We just want to find out what's wrong.

Boyd : God knows what's wrong, God will take care of it.

Foreman : He's delirious and he's a minor. This is your decision and not his.

"The Kingdom of Heaven is like a treasure hidden in a field,"

Boyd : which when a man finds, he hides, and for joy he goes and sells

"all he owns and buys that field."

Foreman : Buy all the land you want, don't blow your brains out.

Foreman : You're watching your son kill himself. He's out of his mind with fever...

Boyd : Dad! If your faith is weak, I will fail.

House : I need you.


Castle : Come on, Vince.

Castle : Tell us you were alone.

Castle : It'll make arresting you that much easier.


Ted : Okay, I'm...

Ted : just gonna preheat the oven.

Ted : The oven.

Barney : You should dance on the oven.

Everyone, chanting : Make out with Zoey!


They sucked at it.

Lily : This is great.

Lily : We're having fun. You're having fun, right?


Beckett : Hey! Hey!

Ow!

Leo : My ankle, my ankle!

Castle : Go, go! Stop the cab! Stop the cab! I got Leo. I got Leo.

Hey!

Castle : Seriously, man? You are killing me.

Hey!

Cabbie : Hey! Hey, hey! Off duty!

Beckett : No. Please. This is an emergency. I'm a police officer.

Cabbie : I'm the Sultan of Siam. These are my loyal subjects.

Beckett : No, no, you don't understand. This isn't a joke. We need your help.

Cabbie : You got trouble written all over you.

I will give you $ 1,000 to get us into the city.

Martha : - Really? - Yeah.

Cabbie : Let's see the money.

Well, I don't have it on me, but I do have this lovely watch.

Richard Castle : - No! - No, no, no, no, no.

Castle : It tells time underwater! It tells time in three different time zones!

Castle : And right now it's telling me it's time to go.

Beckett : - Move. Come on! Move! - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Beckett : Go, go, go, go! Go, go, go!

Leo : Come on!

Leo : Come on.

Go!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Okay, here, come on.


Thirteen : Don't try to take it back now.

Chase : Can I borrow your car?


that you can have here.

This is what is used to make the classic,

the famous puebla mole or the Oaxaca mole.

So it's chocolate, chilies, fruit, and nuts,

and it just amazing.

So this is puebla mole.

- Yeah.

- Oh, es muy rico?

Muy rico.

Oh yeah, we can, so this is chocolate and chile.

- Yeah.

- Chili and chocolate.

- Yeah.

- And spice, picante?

A little.


And you're so sweet.

Chandler : - Thanks. - And you're kind.

Thanks.


Sam : She left the practice rather suddenly.

Pete : I didn't do anything.

Addison : Well, look, I would be happy to examine her. Trashy novels can wait.

Cooper : You ever thought...

Cooper : ...of plying your trade in sunnier climes, Addison?

Sunnier climes? Now we see why he has to type to pick up women.

Cooper : Hey!

Sam : Besides, we have a very strict "no consorting" rule here now.

I didn't do anything!

George : I can't wait to tell Meredith her step-mom hiccupped through it.

George : - She should be here for this. - Susan asked her to be with her father.

Bailey : She said he's having a lot of anxiety.

And Meredith is supposed to help with that?

Meredith : You know, there's nothing to worry about.

Derek : What I...

Thatcher : What I worry about is Molly, living in a new city,

Thatcher : alone with a baby most of the day, that's hard.

Thatcher : And Lexie, who's... about to start her residency.

She's a good student, but it's grueling.

Addison : I know.

Addison : Right.

Thatcher : I worry about you...


Rachel : And with Chandler in the next room. What are you, sick?

Joey : I'm Joey.

Joey : I mean, I'm disgusting.

Joey : I make low-budget adult films.

You promised to be more careful!


Howard : Did I tell you about the night my retainer floated out of my mouth into the airlock?

Bernadette : Yeah, you mentioned it once or twice.

Howard : So here we are.


Cooked in its own goat juice.

Cooked in its goat juices, with spices.

- [Hamid] Yeah, exactly.

- And there's the prized lamb.

- Oh I want it now.

- We're gonna keep the steam in, while the rice cooks

- Yeah, yeah.

- That is one of the most aromatic.

- What's that?

laughs

- [Trevor] Here's the rice, oh it's just cooked.

Wow isn't that beautiful?

- [Hamid] It is beautiful.

- [Trevor] And this is gonna go perfectly with the goat.

- [Hamid] Yeah.

- [Trevor] The goat juices have boiled that.

And next he's gonna put the goat on it right?

- On top yeah.

- [Trevor] The goat is gonna go on top.

- Exactly.

- Oh and there it is, oh wow.

The goat rice, the rice is cooked in the goat fat.

laughs

That looks good. - That looks good.

speaking in foreign language


The tamarind takes care of that, the beautiful soup

You can just keep on drinking this you really can. Eating this is kind of like watching the TV show "Friends"

You know how like when you start watching you just can't stop same thing with this, take one bite


Joey : It's like if you woke up and found out...

...your dad leads this double life.

Joey : He's like actually some spy working for the ClA.

Joey : That'd be cool.

Joey : This blows!

Do you think Dad cheated?


A thousand feet below us.

We're weaving through, and this is just absolutely stunning.

We're in southwest Sichuan, on our way to Xiangcheng.

It's so bumpy, and absolutely beautiful.

I can't wait to get to Xiangcheng and see what we can find.

When you arrive, you're welcomed with

the most peaceful scenery and village life you can imagine.

You could spend months exploring

these little villages for scenery and food

but in our short time, we were lucky enough

to spend one day eating three delicious meals.

Starting off bright and early,

we walked into a little Tibetan shop

to see what we could eat for breakfast.

Let's see what we can get to start the day.

Before we enjoy this local Tibetan breakfast,


- [Ali] Exactly.

- Oh you can see they're just topping it there,

we're just topping it with the beef and ghee

and chunks of that fatty looking beef.

speaking in foreign language can we get?


together it's so incredibly flavorful

together it's so incredibly flavorful [Music]

immediately I can taste the coconut oil

immediately I can taste the coconut oil

immediately I can taste the coconut oil that was like the first taste I taste

that was like the first taste I taste

that was like the first taste I taste because there's because she added so

because there's because she added so

because there's because she added so much coconut oil into that sambal but


Viola : So, are you going to arrest us?

Beckett : Why would I do that? Sounds like self-defense.

Beckett : Besides, we're looking for a woman named Vera, not Viola.

And a PI named Joe, not a former bartender named Jerry.

Joe : We don't know how to thank you.

CASTLE : I do.

Castle : Answer two questions.

Castle : One, if you had the Blue Butterfly, why didn't you take it?

Castle : And two, where has it been all this time?

Well, we were home free till doll face here had herself an epiphany.

Vera/beckett : This thing really is cursed.

Joe/beckett : Vera, that's just fancy rocks on a pretty rope.

Vera/beckett : No, it's more than that. It's misery. Joe, we can't.

Joe/castle : I got no love for this thing. Just you.

Joe/castle : But I'll be damned if I let Dempsey get his hands back on it.


George : - Any family members waiting? - Trying to reach them.

George : Good. I mean, not good that we haven't reached them.

- It's just good I don't have to... - It's always hard.

Alex : Yeah.

Olivia : I'm sorry about Alex.

George : That's fine. It's good, you know.

George : No need to talk about it.

You do understand that I had sex with him before you. Not during.

Olivia : Because when you and I were having sex...

George : - I understand. - Just wanted to clear the air.

George : It's clear.

George : - Perfectly clear. OK. - OK.

Olivia : - And about the syphilis... - We don't have to talk about this.


I'm not letting Oogie Boogie get to you again.

Not this time! dramatic music

- gasps Not my bugs! powerful whoosh

magic chime gentle music

- I know who would enjoy this very much.

Our pals Ollie and Finn!

I bet you they're missing their other toys right now.

Now that Oogie Boogie's taken care of,

let's get you guys home. magic chime

- We made it! - It's good to be home.

Zero barks - Happy Halloween to all

and to all a good fright! gentle music

doorbell rings


way to go back to to ranch way to go

way to go back to to ranch way to go back to another dip any dressing all


Ted : Back to Cleveland.

Punchy : I don't know if I can do that, bro.

Punchy : I mean, yeah, I've been jonesing for a piece of Cleveland-style pizza, but,

Robin : I feel bad about leaving you out here.

Punchy : I worry about you, Ted.

Ted : You worry about me?

Robin : Yeah. The other day when you called...


Leonard : There you go. Now any e-mail from Wolowitz...

Leonard : ...will go right into your spam folder.

Thanks. The e-mail doesn't bother me...

Penny : ...as much as the vacation pictures of him in a bathing suit.

Leonard : Yeah, I got the same one.

Leonard : And that's not a bathing suit, it's a tan line.

Sheldon on phone : Hello, this is Sheldon Cooper.

I am leaving a message for Barry Kripke.


beautiful that it I love it that this

beautiful that it I love it that this place cooks everything with wooden

place cooks everything with wooden

place cooks everything with wooden charcoal look at then we just lift me

charcoal look at then we just lift me

charcoal look at then we just lift me and did we get a nice charred piece you

and did we get a nice charred piece you

and did we get a nice charred piece you know you want this I want this oh it's

know you want this I want this oh it's

know you want this I want this oh it's been way too long

been way too long

been way too long oh boy I'm gonna call him mr. melty oh

oh boy I'm gonna call him mr. melty oh

oh boy I'm gonna call him mr. melty oh and this thing it's spicy

and this thing it's spicy

and this thing it's spicy there's no joke if you're still on the

there's no joke if you're still on the

there's no joke if you're still on the Taco Bell level of spice this is not for

Taco Bell level of spice this is not for you charred smoky tender

you charred smoky tender

you charred smoky tender I like pieces with dim or fat all

I like pieces with dim or fat all

I like pieces with dim or fat all together that's perfect that feel that

together that's perfect that feel that

together that's perfect that feel that use coming on this piece of meat


Spider Man esque rice noodles and a slew of herbs of course to shake this up they

of herbs of course to shake this up they give you star fruit

that's our I'm gonna are some just

that's our I'm gonna are some just

that's our I'm gonna are some just because it's their number and they have

because it's their number and they have

because it's their number and they have this fish sauce which this looks like a

this fish sauce which this looks like a

this fish sauce which this looks like a a much more pungent thicker version of

a much more pungent thicker version of

a much more pungent thicker version of fish sauce I'm trying to see if they're

fish sauce I'm trying to see if they're

fish sauce I'm trying to see if they're dipping it in there I'm kind of a little


Sheldon : Would you call that moss green or forest green?


It's a baby bug.

- [Bryan] Ollie, dude you are being so brave.

You know that?

Okay wait boys step back a little, okay.

We're gettin' close you guys.

A couple of days ago we found a monster in this pond.

We stole its babies.

So it could possibly be very angry with us.

- Yeah, that's definitely a possibility.

- But we're hoping that it's a nice friendly monster.

- Yeah.

- [Bryan] I'm sure it's gonna be good.

Hey, Karma, go scope it out.

- [Missy] Go scope it out.

- [Bryan] Go scope it out, Karma.


[Music]

any of you ourselves

any of you ourselves

any of you ourselves I'm Thomas Jensen I'm Alan and that's

I'm Thomas Jensen I'm Alan and that's

I'm Thomas Jensen I'm Alan and that's all we are that's it would you rather

all we are that's it would you rather

all we are that's it would you rather buy a horse sized duck for a hundred

buy a horse sized duck for a hundred

buy a horse sized duck for a hundred duck-sized horses ten ten actually I'm


Penny : Uh-oh. What?


The chocolates in the fridge.

Ellis : And you there every night to come home to.

Richard : And me there.

Richard : I'm there.

I am super scrubbed. I'm minus my epidermis.

Meredith : I still feel all fume-y.

Hey! It's the little woman. So, what are your plans now?

Izzie : You're not moving in, are you?

Mark : Nice.

George : - Wait, Callie. - Forget it, just...

No. Unbelievable. You're supposed to be my closest friends.

Callie's the most important part of my life now.

George : If you want to drive her away, and you're masters at it, you'll do it.

George : But if she's gone, I'm gone. She's my wife.

George : Calliope Iphegenia Torres is my wife.

Callie : Iphe...

George : - Don't you dare. - OK.

MVO : As doctors we're trained to give our patients just the facts,

but what our patients really want to know is,

MVO : will the pain ever go away? Will I feel better? Am I cured?


oh you can smell that beautiful aroma

oh you can smell that beautiful aroma and it's coming together that smells

and it's coming together that smells

and it's coming together that smells unbelievable

come this okay the prawns curry is ready and we are we've got a sample at

and we are we've got a sample at

and we are we've got a sample at immediately just eat the local way with

immediately just eat the local way with

immediately just eat the local way with my fingers right that's very hot did I

my fingers right that's very hot did I

my fingers right that's very hot did I even get a let me get a mint at that

even get a let me get a mint at that

even get a let me get a mint at that jumbo crowd on this bite with some of

jumbo crowd on this bite with some of

jumbo crowd on this bite with some of that curry Wow well that is that is


Sheldon : Five what?

Leonard : Balls in the basket.


Raj : Excuse me. Oh, it's my assistant, Trevor.

Raj : Go for Koothrappali. Uh-huh.

Howard : They gave him an assistant?

Howard : If I want a new pen, I have to go to the bank with wire cutters.

Sheldon still smiling : Have we at this point met our social obligations?

Leonard : Not yet.

Okay, put it on my calendar, but start thinking of a reason why I can't go.

Raj : Alrighty? Koothrappali out.

Raj : God bless that boy.

Raj : - Don't know what I'd do without him. - You just got him this afternoon.

Raj : Yes, but I'm finding that having a lackey suits me.

- A lackey? - I'm sorry, is that politically incorrect?

Raj : In India, we just call them untouchables.

- Now? - Almost.

Raj : Speaking of untouchables, I've got great news for you guys.

Raj : People magazine is having a reception Saturday, and I managed to get you invited.


Leonard : Sheldon, dinner's here.

SHELDON : Tandoori Palace?

Leonard : No, we went somewhere new.


you're heating it if you like this

you're heating it if you like this should be something you're eating when

should be something you're eating when

should be something you're eating when you're having a good time you know food

you're having a good time you know food

you're having a good time you know food that just makes you feel good and at the

that just makes you feel good and at the end of the day that's really all that

end of the day that's really all that

end of the day that's really all that matters

matters

matters I just want to get every single drop off

I just want to get every single drop off the ball

hold the phone here hallo secondly what

hold the phone here hallo secondly what

hold the phone here hallo secondly what in the world of holy fries is this

in the world of holy fries is this

in the world of holy fries is this that's a miracle sauce right there I

that's a miracle sauce right there I

that's a miracle sauce right there I can't prove with the ribs but this is

can't prove with the ribs but this is

can't prove with the ribs but this is blowing my mind right now this is some

blowing my mind right now this is some

blowing my mind right now this is some kind of shuffle infused chili dipping

kind of shuffle infused chili dipping

kind of shuffle infused chili dipping sauce oh wow a lot of truffle flavor

sauce oh wow a lot of truffle flavor

sauce oh wow a lot of truffle flavor inspires you clue in this is amazing and

inspires you clue in this is amazing and she said to try with the spicy barbecue

she said to try with the spicy barbecue

she said to try with the spicy barbecue sauce that is a great shot


...I think it's kind of really important that I go somewhere where there's sun.

So I'm sort of... Hey!

Chandler : I'm in college, and I'm in a band.

Phoebe : Yeah, okay.

Roy : What's the matter? You never saw a 50-year-old stripper cry before?

Phoebe : You know, it's fine. We'll pay you.

Roy : No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding?

Roy : I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago.

Half the time, it just pops off by itself.

Maybe now is a good time for cake and presents.

Roy : What am I gonna do? I mean...

...this has been my life for 32 years.

Roy : Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.

No, there's got to be something else that you can do.


and this is the way you wash 50 kilos of rice at one time and you just kind of

rice at one time and you just kind of

rice at one time and you just kind of get all that starch out to wash it with

get all that starch out to wash it with

get all that starch out to wash it with that start out to clean it


House : Don't sweat it, it's new. Have you spoken to Wilson?

Cameron : We'll get you an EKG. I'll be right back.

Cameron : You want me to sleep with him to get him to stay?

House : I put the bisexual chick on that, but if you'd like to sit in,

House : so to speak. I spoke to him.

What did you tell him?

Cameron : I didn't tell him anything. I listened.

House : So you could feel good about doing nothing.

House : Tell him... I am not your errand girl,

the best thing about leaving you.

Patient : The two of you used to be together?


Brandon : I've only sold two paintings in the last three years, since we met.

Brandon : One was to my cousin.

Brandon : I've been making money enrolling in drug trials.

Brandon : Two, three at a time.


Ross : -Can we just forget this ever happened? -Of course. You're right. I'm sorry.

Ross : -Thank you. -Yes.

Ross : -I guess I'm gonna go pack. -Okay. Wait, one more thing.

Rachel : Do we still need to settle the question of "us"?

Phoebe : Hey, you guys, wait! You guys.


House : That's why I'm talking to an oncologist.

Wilson : Sure. I've nothing better to do besides departmental meetings and budget reports.

Wilson : New chairman of the board, you know. Oh, I hadn't heard.

Wilson : Right. Clinical trials. Completely unethical.

Wilson : And a very bad omen for you. There's not much money in curing African sleeping sickness.

No. I have seen every scary movie ever made.

Six-year-old twins in front of an elevator of blood.

Boys' choirs. Those are bad omens.

This is much more mundane. A billionaire wants to get laid.

Wilson : Billionaires buy movie studios to get laid.

Wilson : They buy hospitals to get respect.

House : And the reason you want respect? To get laid.

House : Okay then. Just gotta think like a billionaire.

Let's see. There'll be big, scary changes and then,

House : "Oh, Dr. Cameron, we should have dinner to discuss your future on my G5 private jet."


Bernadette on phone : Long story.

Bernadette on phone : Why don't you go ahead and eat.

Bernadette on phone : We're gonna be a while.

Howard : I'm telling you, I'm not on drugs.

The government's out to get me!

Alfred : Now, one of the more exciting things to be found recently

Alfred : is that Neanderthals

Alfred : and Homo sapiens frequently mated with each other.

Mary : Well, that certainly explains my marriage to Sheldon's father.

laughs


MEREDITH V.O. : And twice as much pleasure is better.

CALLIE : - Hi, checking in, please. - Certainly. Room for...?

MEREDITH V.O. : One.

MEREDITH V.O. : That pain is bad...

RICHARD : Room 1817. Any messages?

MEREDITH V.O. : And no pain is better.

MARK : Checking in, please, room for one.

Something on the 22nd floor, if you've got it.

ALEX : I'll take a look.

- Dr. Sloan. - Dr. Webber.

RICHARD : - What are you doing in Seattle? - I don't know.

MARK : I have a thing for ferry boats.

MEREDITH V.O. : But the reality is different.

BURKE : - You cooking for me? - I am not.


Sheldon : That's Leonard's.

Amy : Children's toy.

Sheldon : One Game of Thrones collector's edition Longclaw sword.

Sheldon : Leonard and I bought that together.

Sheldon : That's a bit of an ethical conundrum.

Sheldon : I'll keep it.

So, what's your plan moving forward?

I suppose I'll have to find and cultivate a new roommate.

Sheldon : What a task that will be.

Sheldon : Do you know how uncivilized Leonard was when I took him in?

Sheldon : - No. - It took me forever...

Sheldon : ...to get him on a bathroom schedule.

Sheldon : He would just go whenever the mood struck him.

- Like a dog boy. - Exactly.

Amy : What if you could find a roommate who was a scientist...

Amy : ...and already familiar and comfortable with your ways?

Sheldon : That would be ideal.

Sheldon : If a person like that existed, I would sign on, no further questions asked.


Oh, that's gonna make it fragrant.

speaking in foreign language

Look at this, guys, this is the ultra bowl

of biang biang mian.


== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man

Penny : I'm really happy you and Amy are back together.

Sheldon : Oh, thank you.

Leonard : I'm also really happy, but I can't pretend it's for you.

New Star Wars in three days!

Sheldon : Hey, Thursday can't get here soon enough.

Sheldon : I'm taking off work to watch the original trilogy

while I eat enough Star Wars cereal to choke a Wookiee.

Penny : Uh, sweetie, you do realize Thursday is Amy's birthday.

Sheldon : And you do realize I bought my ticket

Sheldon : when Amy and I were broken up?

Sheldon : I hope you didn't need anything in that case,

Sheldon : 'cause it's closed.

Penny : You guys just got back together.

Penny : You might not want to ditch her on her birthday.

Leonard : I think Penny has a point. You can see it another day.

Sheldon : But someone might spoil the movie.

Sheldon : No one can spoil Amy's birthday for me.

Surprise! She's even older.

Sheldon : Who saw that coming?

Oh, that's nice.

Penny : Put that on her cake.

whirring


Mr Druthers : So that's it. It's over.

Ted : There is no easy way to say this, but...

Mr Druthers : She's giving me the remains of wolfie?

Mr Druthers : My dog is dead?

Barney : Oh, my god.

Mr Druthers : I can't believe this.

Mr Druthers : She always played too rough with him.

Ted : Believe me, there is no easy way to say this...

Group : âª happy birthday to you...

Ted : You've got to be kidding me!

Mr Druthers : Guys, you have no idea

Mr Druthers : How much this means to me right now.

Ted : Wait, his birthday was yesterday!

Man : Yeah, but a bunch of us were up at the conference

Man : In montreal, so we thought...

Ted : No! No birthday! No!

Ted : I got something to say

Ted : And I'm gonna get it out.

Ted : Hammond, listen to me.

Ted : I am sorry that your dog died,

Ted : And that your wife is divorcing you and that...

Ted : Your life is falling apart and that these guys missed your birthday.

Ted : And there is no easy way to say...

Ted : What are you doing? What's going on?

Ted : Oh, god...

Ted : Oh, come on, you're not going to pull that, are you?


MRS. KOOTHRAPPALI : What are we supposed to say to Lalita's parents?

Dr Koothrappali : I play golf with her father. I won't be able to look at him.

Raj : Maybe you should keep your eye on the ball, Papa.

Oh, now you're a funnyman? This is not funny, Mr. Funnyman.

Dr. and Mrs. Koothrappali, in all fairness, it wasn't entirely Raj's fault.

- This is a family matter, Sheldon. - No, I'm Leonard.

Dr Koothrappali : Oh. Sorry. You all look alike to us.

Raj : But he's right, Papa. Listen to him.

[DOOR OPENS]

You, you are the one who ruined everything.

Mrs Koothrappali : Who is it? We can't see.

Dr Koothrappali : Turn us. Turn us.


Thirteen [letting The Anger Come In] : I didn't expect compassion from you.

I would've taken commiseration.

Hell, I would've taken revulsion.

Thirteen [letting The Anger Come In] : Any emotional engagement at all.

Thirteen [letting The Anger Come In] : It's no wonder Cuddy broke up with you.

Harold : Dumped in a field in Schenectady. Ouch!

Harold : You mind if I make a move?

Harold : I know she's out of my league,

Harold : but she's at a spud gun contest with a soon to be

Harold : five-time runner-up,

Harold : so she's probably got some self-esteem issues.

Harold [holding His Hands Up] : You wouldn't.


in it is to be eaten with green mango

in it is to be eaten with green mango and it goes fast it's it goes

and it goes fast it's it goes

and it goes fast it's it goes unbelievably fast because there's so

unbelievably fast because there's so

unbelievably fast because there's so many people and they order so many


You didn't notice until you noticed it.

But once you did notice it, you couldn't not notice it.


Cameron : You think that's lame?

House : Why are you here? Did you buy me a pony?

Cameron : I'm just waiting for the surgery.

House : Yeah, well, go scrub in.

All right, we're done. Close her up.

The tumor didn't just walk itself into a bar and order up a double shot of ethanol.

Bergen : Someone shrunk it down.

House : I'm sorry. It was very, very wrong.

Bergen : House is lucky I didn't just close her up.

He tries it again, that's what happens.

Cameron : I'll pass it on.

Chase : It looks like the surgeon got it all,

Chase : but she's gonna have to have some chemotherapy.

Luke : What kind is it?

Chase : Luke, stop writing.


- [Fadi] Kamel is asking me to say some poetry.

laughing

- Oh, that aroma.

With cardboard, it's time to carry the pan.

Thank you very much.

- Welcome, nice to meet you. - Thank you.

Amazing. - You are welcome.

- Beautiful bakery. - Now is the time

for the taste

after this hard work. - It is, it is time.

- Okay, you are welcome.

- Oh, that's the greatest meat aroma I've ever smelled.


cold wet start to February in February

cold wet start to February in February spring isn't it come on spring into the

spring isn't it come on spring into the

spring isn't it come on spring into the car there I will I'll put your gloves on

car there I will I'll put your gloves on as soon as you get into the car

as soon as you get into the car

as soon as you get into the car give me them here all right pop in


Watching this fire ceremony on the riverside


certain kind of food so make it pick up

certain kind of food so make it pick up

certain kind of food so make it pick up more I'm more excited I know how I'll

more I'm more excited I know how I'll

more I'm more excited I know how I'll always do this every time that was like

always do this every time that was like

always do this every time that was like it's way harder in the last trimester

it's way harder in the last trimester

it's way harder in the last trimester than today was having a newborn like

than today was having a newborn like

than today was having a newborn like having things gonna be anything you're

having things gonna be anything you're

having things gonna be anything you're gonna be energized the first time a


cap of fried curry leaves mm-hmm same

cap of fried curry leaves mm-hmm same flavor of the Buffalo just pork I was

flavor of the Buffalo just pork I was

flavor of the Buffalo just pork I was most looking forward to here as the duck

most looking forward to here as the duck mapa yes this is the one name I can't

mapa yes this is the one name I can't

mapa yes this is the one name I can't forget ma Peche no but it's just so good

forget ma Peche no but it's just so good it'll give it thank you yes tomatoes

it'll give it thank you yes tomatoes

it'll give it thank you yes tomatoes that sauce look at how richly green it

that sauce look at how richly green it

that sauce look at how richly green it is well duck this will be I think this

is well duck this will be I think this

is well duck this will be I think this will be my first time my first time ever

will be my first time my first time ever to have a duck in India yeah

Dakota I'm just gonna wrap it up like a

Dakota I'm just gonna wrap it up like a

Dakota I'm just gonna wrap it up like a sandwich

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] John

John

John it's like a handlebar mustache


So...

Mr. Smarty Pants.

It's just my character that's not brain-dead.

Pheebs, still on for tonight?

Phoebe : - Absolutely. - I'll see you at 8.

What's at 8?

Dinner. We get together about once a month to discuss the rest of you.

Ross : Wow! Did not know that.

Ross : May I say how lovely you look today?

Phoebe : Duly noted.

Ross : So for tomorrow, do you want to rent a car and drive down together?

Monica : - What are you talking about? - Cousin Frannie's wedding.

Monica : You were invited?

No.

Oh, my God, I can't believe this.


BAILEY : When I'm driving home at night, after a long day at work,

BAILEY : all I can think about is getting to my baby.

Is this where you tell me fight cancer so I don't miss out on motherhood...

BAILEY : Then I get home. The baby's crying.

BAILEY : The exhaustion hits

BAILEY : and I resent that tiny baby's presence

BAILEY : in my house.

BAILEY : My previously very quiet house.

MRS. NILES : Why are you telling me this?

BAILEY : So you know what I do?

BAILEY : First I pick a fight with my husband, you know,

BAILEY : blame him for not settling the baby down.

BAILEY : Then I bitch about the neighbor's loud music.

BAILEY : Then if I'm really tired and pissed off,

BAILEY : I blame the baby.

I mean, if you hadn't been breastfeeding,

BAILEY : you never would have thought the lump was a clogged milk duct.

You would've gone to the doctor as soon as you felt it.

The cancer wouldn't have gotten this far

BAILEY : and you wouldn't be here making this decision.

BAILEY : Am I close?

What kind of a mother blames her own baby for her cancer?

A mother who's human. A mother who's overwhelmed.


Dominika : If this is not what you want, I go back to making dinner.

House : I'm not gonna answer that


Ted : I don't want to see The Captain.

Ted : I mean this in a super manly way.

Ted : That guy scares the panties off me.

Zoey : You don't have to. The box's with the doorman.

Ted : If it's really important to you, I will pick it up tomorrow.

Marshall : All right, guys, I have to go. I have

Marshall : a big meaningless stack of paperwork that I have to get off my desk

Marshall : to make room for tomorrow's big meaningless stack of paperwork.

Marshall : But it's all worth it, you know, 'cause,

Marshall : at least I know I'm making the world a...

Barney : place. All right, see you guys later.

Ted : I'm worried about Marshall. He doesn't seem like himself lately.

Lily : He's been really quiet.

Robin : Well, that's just what Minnesota guys are like...

Robin : Strong, silent, you know, man's man.

Barney : Like Prince.

Lily : No, it's more than that. It's like,

Lily : all the stuff he used to love, he...

Lily : suddenly has no interest in anymore.


Cole : What are we supposed to be doing?

It's almost 4 : 00.

You got somewhere to be?

Twin 15b : We know he likes to manipulate people.

Twin 15b : He's probably testing us.

Amber : To find out what?

Amber : How long we can look stupid for?

He said he'd be here by 3 : 00.

Amber : He's obviously not coming.

I'm going home. Nobody follow her.

She Pied Pipered nine people right out of a job last week.

House : Would you mind holding my metaphor for a second?


going to come at a better time to just

going to come at a better time to just feel so right to get out right now and

feel so right to get out right now and

feel so right to get out right now and choice and time together that being said


- Are you done? - No.

Sheldon : Despite what the name suggests...

Sheldon : ...the civet cat is not a true cat.


It's 2 a.m. What are you doing up?

Sheldon : Nobel Prize acceptance ceremony streaming live from Stockholm.

Sure. Wanna see what all the scientists are wearing this year.

Sheldon : Look at these men.

Sheldon : They've managed to win the top science prize in the world...

Sheldon : ...with no more understanding of the quantum underpinnings...

Sheldon : ...of the expansion of the early universe than God gave a goose.

Sheldon : You should pay attention, Leonard. Someday it's gonna be you up there.

Leonard : - Thanks. - So, what's got you up?

Sheldon : Did you have a bad clam?

- I didn't have clams. - I don't watch you 24 hours a day.

Sheldon : I don't know what you do.

Leonard : It's this Jimmy Speckerman thing. I can't decide if I should agree...


You didn't get the annulment?!

Ross : I know.

Ross : I tried, but when I got to my lawyer's office, all I heard was :

Ross : "Three divorces! Three divorces!"

Yes, in that high voice.

I just don't want my tombstone to read : "Ross Geller : Three Divorces."

Don't worry about that. Your tombstone can say whatever you want.

It can say, "Ross Geller : Good at Marriage."

You know? Mine's gonna say, "Phoebe Buffay : Buried Alive."

All I know is, I can't have another failed marriage.

So you're gonna be married to a girl who doesn't even know about it?

Phoebe : Woman. Sorry.

Okay, so I don't have it all worked out quite yet.

Just don't say anything to Rachel.


Beckett : And given everything that we know right now,

Beckett : I'm willing to bet that they're a match to Nigel's.

GATES : A bet's not enough.

Gates : But if you can get those prints,

Gates : then this is a whole different conversation.

ESPOSITO : Here's the problem, bro.

Esposito : Foreign dignitaries don't register their fingerprints

Esposito : with local law enforcement.

Ryan : And if we put in a request to the Consulate,

Ryan : they'll box us out and alert Nigel that he's a suspect.

Esposito : Yeah, I thought Scotland Yard would be able to get them.

Ryan : Even with his connections across the pond, we struck out.

Castle : Okay, boys, here it is.


contrast of salty to sweep and then

contrast of salty to sweep and then starchy to like creamy it almost like

starchy to like creamy it almost like

starchy to like creamy it almost like eats porridge style like it could be

eats porridge style like it could be

eats porridge style like it could be like a meat porridge

like a meat porridge

like a meat porridge I'm gonna empty out some of those

I'm gonna empty out some of those

I'm gonna empty out some of those chilies this is a spoon should be eaten

chilies this is a spoon should be eaten

chilies this is a spoon should be eaten with a spoon

[Music]


Okay.

I can't believe this is happening.

Beckett : This is like some kind of a dream.

EXHALES I just keep waiting to wake up and it's like I can't do anything.

Beckett : It's like there's nothing we can do.

All we can do is to be here for them.

CELL PHONE RINGING


Monica, which of all of this kitchen stuff is mine?

Monica : This bottle opener.


Meredith : Yeah.

I should, uh, go do this.

George : You should.

Derek : I'll see you around.

Derek : See you around.

Burke : See you.

[Meredith] So...

... I made it through my first shift.

We all did.

The other interns are all good people.

You'd like them...

... I think.

I don't know, maybe.

I like them.

[Bell jingles]

Oh, and I changed my mind.

I'm not gonna sell the house. I'm gonna keep it.

Meredith VO : I'll have to get a couple of roommates,

but it's home, you know?

Older woman : Are you the doctor?

Meredith : No.

Meredith : I'm not your doctor, but I am a doctor.

Older woman : What's your name?


Tom Demming : You need someone to steady your bag.


Look who's up and decided to join the party.

We're now all out of the pool.

- I had an amazing nap.

- Oh, good, I'm glad.

We are now eating a bunch of food.

We're just literally heating up food,

making nachos, making tacos, making quesadillas,


revolve it around oh and when you press

revolve it around oh and when you press it down it literally feels like that

it down it literally feels like that

it down it literally feels like that buoyancy that that that bounce to it oh

buoyancy that that that bounce to it oh

buoyancy that that that bounce to it oh just look it's just oozing with with all

just look it's just oozing with with all things delicious okay

things delicious okay

things delicious okay I'm gonna squeeze down a little bit more

I'm gonna squeeze down a little bit more pick this up


Ted : Good to know we're not getting the crappy

Ted : understudy lobsters, right?

Ted : Tonight, the role of pound-and-a-half lobster

Ted : will be played by...

Jen : I get it, Ted.

Jen : Pointing out spelling errors in a menu

Jen : makes you seem kind of snooty.

Ted : Huh.

Ted : I had no idea.

Jen : Okay, well, what about me?

Jen : Aside from the cats, how did I come across?

Ted : That's right-- the check.

Ted : The check came

Ted : and, of course, I was going to pay,

Ted : but you didn't do the check dance.


Amber Volakis : that your hallucinations were caused by...

Irene Walesa : They're not hallucinations. Tell them, Mom.

Connie Walesa : Honey, they're doctors.

Connie Walesa : They must know what they're doing.

Irene Walesa : If they know what they're doing, how did they kill that poor man's dog?

Come on, this has got to be freaking you out a little bit.

"thirteen" : I appreciate your concern.

Amber Volakis : There's nothing to be ashamed of here.

Amber Volakis : If the ghost of a man you killed doesn't screw with your head,

Amber Volakis : there's something wrong with your head.


Rachel : Who got married?

Chandler : You did.


Wilson : And you're making me go through this alone?

Wilson : I'm pissed because I'm dying. That's not fair.


Ho ho ho ho, that's the meat.

laughs

men speaking in foreign language

spoon scraping clay pot

upbeat music

Person grabs, fishes out some of the meat

and some of the trotters.

He kind of scoops that around,

puts that into your bowl

and then he reaches into the giant, tilted pot,


mumbles

Mike laughing

- [Hamid] It's a mumbles sour taste.

But just beef, love it!

On the juiciness of the onion mumbles

- I put some mumbles on top.

- [Mike] Nice!

- Look at that.

It's ready to eat.

This is for you. laughs

This big bite.

Hamid and Mike laughing

- [Mike] I got a long biter?

- Yeah.

For you and for me.

- Next up for the kebab koobideh, the minced meat.

There's onions in here, there's salt and pepper.

This might be the most classic of all.

And they're wrapped up with onion.

We got the onion ready.

This is--


Ted : You know, there's this new Italian restaurant

Ted : on 79th that's supposed to be amazing.


Penny : Okay, Baby-Doll Pink...

Penny : ...let's see if you can cover up the fact that I got my dad's feet.

LEONARD : It's two degrees, Sheldon.

I just wanna turn up the thermostat two degrees.

SHELDON : Let me point out that two degrees can be the difference...

...between water and steam.

LEONARD : Yes, if we were lived in a tea kettle.

SHELDON : This is the temperature you agreed to in the roommate agreement.

LEONARD : Screw the roommate agreement.

SHELDON : No, you don't screw the roommate agreement...

...the roommate agreement screws you.

LEONARD : You know what, go to hell and set their thermostat.

SHELDON : I don't have to go to hell. At 73 degrees, I'm there already.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]


Okay, don't be mad at me, but I couldn't resist.


electronic music

Ah!

VJ definitely won that one.

That was amazing.

Good job, VJ.

All right. We're going to try one more time.

You gonna hold your breath?

I'm gonna hold my breath.

You too?

You too? And this time, Jimmy.

Here we go.

I think I'm going to take my sunglasses off this time.

Ready? One, two, three inhales


George to himself : - Damn it. - I've been feeling a bit feverish.

Sophie : A woman my age with a fever could be an indication of...

Sophie : any number of awful diseases.

George disappointed : They took your temperature an hour ago. It was normal.

I am sorry, Sophie, but I am going to have to call your daughter.

Sophie : I'm telling you, I'm warm.

Sophie : That must be one hell of a dog.

George : Excuse me?

Sophie : With those eyes...

Sophie : and those nice firm hands.

Sophie : A girl who chooses a dog over you...

Sophie : It must be one hell of a dog.

Meredith : Mrs. Cline's tox screen and titer both came back negative.

Meredith : I was sure I was right about that.

Burke chuckles : Gonna have to adjust your world view.

- There are people who don't lie. - Maybe.

Burke : Although, frankly, the drug use would have explained the valve failure.

Meredith : - So how do we proceed? - Schedule Mrs. Cline for a surgery.

Cristina : OK.

Burke : Do you want to come over for dinner?


What can I tell you? She's a big girl.

Bernadette : Wherever you look, there she is.

Bernadette : More coffee?


Rachel : Sorry to break up this party, but I've got to go fax resumes before work.

-We've got to settle. -Settle what?

Chandler : The Jamestown colony of Virginia.

Chandler : See, King George is giving us the land....

-The game, Rachel. You owe us money. -Right.

Joey : It's their first time. Let's forget about the money.

Monica : Hell, no. We'll pay!

Phoebe : Monica, I had another answer all ready.

Monica : And you know what? We want a rematch.

Ross : That's fine with me. Could use some money.

-You're enjoying this, aren't you? -Well, yeah, I am.

So you get your ya-yas by taking money from your friends.


everyone said I grow on the shirt you

everyone said I grow on the shirt you worked in Ralph Lauren you tell me

worked in Ralph Lauren you tell me

worked in Ralph Lauren you tell me that's why I asked you the tissue thank

that's why I asked you the tissue thank

that's why I asked you the tissue thank you it's just annoying because it's just

you it's just annoying because it's just so annoying

so annoying

so annoying I'm gonna have to get them there and

I'm gonna have to get them there and

I'm gonna have to get them there and that's it baby Thanks

that's it baby Thanks

that's it baby Thanks I am NOT gonna lie this was a lot more

I am NOT gonna lie this was a lot more

I am NOT gonna lie this was a lot more work than I kind of realized for maybe

work than I kind of realized for maybe

work than I kind of realized for maybe it's just cuz I'm pregnant I think if I

it's just cuz I'm pregnant I think if I

it's just cuz I'm pregnant I think if I weren't pregnant I probably wouldn't be

weren't pregnant I probably wouldn't be

weren't pregnant I probably wouldn't be like you know nice tired or out of

like you know nice tired or out of

like you know nice tired or out of breath but I've got a media's done like

breath but I've got a media's done like

breath but I've got a media's done like her clothes anyway not anything else but

her clothes anyway not anything else but her clothes which is like the bulk of

her clothes which is like the bulk of

her clothes which is like the bulk of you know what we need

you know what we need

you know what we need I'm feeling a little bit overwhelmed

I'm feeling a little bit overwhelmed

I'm feeling a little bit overwhelmed because I only have one child done and I

because I only have one child done and I still have two more to go we've got I

still have two more to go we've got I

still have two more to go we've got I really need to get my packing list guys


we're getting dressed it's just what

we're getting dressed it's just what happens guys we got a bunch of packages

happens guys we got a bunch of packages

happens guys we got a bunch of packages this morning huh yeah they're like big

this morning huh yeah they're like big

this morning huh yeah they're like big treasure boxes yeah 30 of them to be

treasure boxes yeah 30 of them to be

treasure boxes yeah 30 of them to be exact maybe it's a spider could be a


Foreman : but now he's having seizures every few hours.

House : He's gotta be immunocompromised. No.

Chase : White count was normal, and he was negative for HIV.

House : Well, if he's not immunocompromised,

House : why is he acting like he's immunocompromised?

HOUSE : What do the seizures tell us? Nothing.

Foreman : There were no structural abnormalities on the CT,

Foreman : nonfocal neuro exam, no electrolyte imbalance. Nothing.

House : What do unexplained seizures and really sick 18-year-olds have in common?

You thinking trauma? I'm thinking drugs.


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friends it's a little bit later it's

friends it's a little bit later it's been a long time since you've been

been a long time since you've been

been a long time since you've been living here and everybody asks me what

living here and everybody asks me what

living here and everybody asks me what is behind the door do you want to know


and that's Malay that's like the classic

Malay is basically that when when went

Malay is basically that when when went

Malay is basically that when when went to school yeah it forms a thick layer on

to school yeah it forms a thick layer on the top okay well I mean screaming yeah

the top okay well I mean screaming yeah

the top okay well I mean screaming yeah it's okay