great point but on the other side I'm

great point but on the other side I'm super jealous I let fear win you don't

super jealous I let fear win you don't

super jealous I let fear win you don't ever let fear win well it's debatable in

ever let fear win well it's debatable in most cases I mean let's go back to that

most cases I mean let's go back to that

most cases I mean let's go back to that great great great time I hope you guys

great great great time I hope you guys

great great great time I hope you guys been enjoying these Bahama blogs they're

been enjoying these Bahama blogs they're just so you won't be desert country

just so you won't be desert country

just so you won't be desert country country can barely walk he's your buddy

country can barely walk he's your buddy

country can barely walk he's your buddy every time you put them toe shoes on

every time you put them toe shoes on

every time you put them toe shoes on something happens it's like a party

something happens it's like a party

something happens it's like a party going on in here

going on in here

going on in here hi baby huh there I am there I am where

hi baby huh there I am there I am where

hi baby huh there I am there I am where are you you know uh we got lost in the

are you you know uh we got lost in the

are you you know uh we got lost in the Whopper juniors hey look at you guys

Whopper juniors hey look at you guys

Whopper juniors hey look at you guys distracted by technology I swear usually

distracted by technology I swear usually they come running to me in open arms

they come running to me in open arms

they come running to me in open arms hugging me I think I don't know what's

hugging me I think I don't know what's

hugging me I think I don't know what's going on right now but usually it's love

going on right now but usually it's love in this house like hey you rake it out

in this house like hey you rake it out

in this house like hey you rake it out my finger my baby girl

my finger my baby girl

my finger my baby girl cool rod you want to blog you want to


All right, Jake's ready to roll.

Mark : - Sorry, did I interrupt something? - No.

Pamela, you should try and relax.

Pamela nods : I am trying to relax.

The episodes happen when I don't relax.

Pamela nods : Do you really think you can fix this?

I... hate to be insensitive,

but would it be the worst thing ever if we can't? I mean...

You know, I like sex as much as the next girl.

Like in bed or even in private.

Pamela : But when you can't go to the movies or drive a car,

Pamela : or go to church with your parents...

Izzie : Oh, my God.

Pamela : You know that dream where you show up in high school naked?

Izzie : Yeah.

Pamela : Yeah, well, I would really, really like to wake up.

Meredith : It's crossed the intrathoracic fascia?

I'm afraid so. I'm going to have to go into the chest wall.

Meredith : - He made 17 hate tapes. - I'm sorry?

Meredith : Videotapes of himself, telling people how much he hated them,

Meredith : spewing every hurt feeling he ever had.


authentic antiques and even the

authentic antiques and even the wallpapers you know let's say in the

wallpapers you know let's say in the

wallpapers you know let's say in the West mostly people paint the walls then

West mostly people paint the walls then

West mostly people paint the walls then in the u.s. everybody used to that same

in the u.s. everybody used to that same

in the u.s. everybody used to that same kind of secret wallpapers and something

kind of secret wallpapers and something

kind of secret wallpapers and something that's important to know is that there

that's important to know is that there

that's important to know is that there wasn't there weren't many choices right

wasn't there weren't many choices right

wasn't there weren't many choices right it was kind of like standardized yeah I

it was kind of like standardized yeah I

it was kind of like standardized yeah I mean with when it comes to like chairs

mean with when it comes to like chairs

mean with when it comes to like chairs furniture designs the creativity was

furniture designs the creativity was

furniture designs the creativity was limited okay we got this cool booth in


Hey, robin, um, the valet's brought the car around.

I thought we'd go to my place,

If you're in the mood for a nightcap.

Robin : Absolutely. I just have to go to the ladies' room.

Robin : I've got tb.

Robin : Tiny bladder.


Damian Westlake : She had been to see Callie. We fought, God, for hours.

Castle : She said she wanted a divorce.

Yeah, she showed me an envelope and said there were papers inside

that her lawyer had drawn up for her to sign.

Damian Westlake : She was gonna end the marriage.

Damian Westlake : I begged her to reconsider and she asked me to leave.

Damian Westlake : She needed to think.

You said Vicky gave you an envelope. What'd it look like?

Blanca : I gotta get back to my route.

Castle : Just five minutes, I promise.

Castle : - Hello! Hello! Castle?


Joey : Is this friendship? I think so!

Joey : Check it out! We're bracelet buddies!

Chandler : That's what they'll call us!

Okay, here you go. Pay me back whenever you like.

Monica : You have dinosaur checks?

Ross : You get your money and you learn something.

Ross : What's wrong with that?

Nothing.

Monica : Hey, you're a cheap-a-saurus!


Monica : Some moms do that.

That's even sadder.

Look, I know what I got myself into.

It's just that now that they're in me...

...it's like I know them and...

It just won't be easy when these babies have to go away.

I know, sweetie.

But it's not like you won't have anything.

You'll have nieces and nephews. That's even better.

Phoebe : -Yeah, okay. -No, really.

You won't be the one worrying about saving for college.

Or yelling at them when they're bad.

Or putting them on Ritalin when they just won't calm down.

You'll be the one they run away to. The one they talk to about sex.

Rachel : You just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe.


Sheldon shouting : We've gotten a little off-topic.

Sheldon shouting : Allow me to make things entertaining again

Sheldon shouting : in this little Spockumentary.


okay, you can taste the cream in there.

That's what it is, the cream comes through,

the garlic, the--

so good!


Barney : I make a ton of money.

Barney : How much do you make, JJ?


<i>NARRATOR : </i>Kids, one morning in 2010, I opened the newspaper

only to discover an op-ed written by Zoey Pierson.

You remember Zoey.


they give you some bread you gotta put

they give you some bread you gotta put it to use

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] that's what you should do how so

that's what you should do how so

that's what you should do how so everything is so affordable here and

everything is so affordable here and

everything is so affordable here and flying out the door

flying out the door

flying out the door absolutely packed people know what's

absolutely packed people know what's

absolutely packed people know what's good in this place this place is really

good in this place this place is really

good in this place this place is really good all right that about wraps up

good all right that about wraps up

good all right that about wraps up second lunch hey thanks for sharing a

second lunch hey thanks for sharing a

second lunch hey thanks for sharing a table and your steak with me guys

table and your steak with me guys

table and your steak with me guys let's go to lunch number three just

let's go to lunch number three just

let's go to lunch number three just kidding take a break today

kidding take a break today

kidding take a break today I'm gonna go check out dorm oh oh oh my

I'm gonna go check out dorm oh oh oh my

I'm gonna go check out dorm oh oh oh my goodness

goodness

goodness that is that's really a long line so


little local shops little mom-and-pop

little local shops little mom-and-pop shops people are so incredibly friendly

shops people are so incredibly friendly

shops people are so incredibly friendly it's great to walk around in the

it's great to walk around in the

it's great to walk around in the neighborhood hello how are you good


have parking right in the front but I

have parking right in the front but I thought we have a little more space and

thought we have a little more space and

thought we have a little more space and you can actually legally park at the

you can actually legally park at the

you can actually legally park at the church on certain days to go to

church on certain days to go to

church on certain days to go to tamashiro Market home of the finest

tamashiro Market home of the finest

tamashiro Market home of the finest seafoods

seafoods

seafoods this is the spot it's right on the

this is the spot it's right on the

this is the spot it's right on the corner of King Street and Palama Street

corner of King Street and Palama Street

corner of King Street and Palama Street and I have great memories of tamashiro

and I have great memories of tamashiro

and I have great memories of tamashiro Market my uncle formerly when we would

Market my uncle formerly when we would

Market my uncle formerly when we would ever have family get-togethers and still

ever have family get-togethers and still he comes here to buy polka for takeaway


It definitely is very spicy.

There is a lip-burning to this.

It's like a salty, lip-burn with a slight stench.

Maybe like an ocean-y stench.

Where are these from?

Freshwater?

- These are from the Mekong delta, I believe.

- Oh, so there is a bit of a watery

soily--

- Like, earthy. - Earthy stench to that.

- Yeah.

- That's what it is.

And I'm gonna take the last one.

- [Sonny] Oh, I'm jealous.

Enjoy.

Enjoy it for both of us.

- Oh.

That's just--

I wouldn't say that's delicious.

laughing

- But, it's an experience. - Yep.

- Cheers. - Nice first


Rachel : Everybody, this is Paolo.

Rachel : Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica...


just feed me just feed me

just feed me just feed me it's a tap game it's one of those tap

it's a tap game it's one of those tap

it's a tap game it's one of those tap games and you unlock you can

games and you unlock you can

games and you unlock you can hundreds of species now they gave me


- I don't know. Tell her I'm sick. - Okay.

Not the kind that would make her wanna take care of me.

Leonard : But nothing so critical that she'll feel uncomfortable if I wanna try this again.

Sheldon : Got it. So I'm assuming nothing venereal.

Sheldon : I'll just tell her that you had a routine colonoscopy...

Sheldon : ...and haven't quite bounced back.

- Give me the phone. - I thought you wanted to cancel.

I can't. If I don't show up, she'll still be expecting you.

Sheldon : Why would she be expecting me?


oh just a little little space oh wow

oh just a little little space oh wow small monkeys well maybe it's a trim but

small monkeys well maybe it's a trim but I'm also a monkey and I'm taking the

I'm also a monkey and I'm taking the

I'm also a monkey and I'm taking the mushrooms okay so check it out these are

mushrooms okay so check it out these are the shiitake mushrooms I was surprised


Leonard : You are not in this relationship.

Leonard : I am.

Leonard : Ergo, you have no say...

Leonard : ...in anything that happens between me and Stephanie.

Sheldon : I'm afraid I can't allow that.

Sheldon : Pursuant to Starfleet General Order 104, Section A...

Sheldon : ...you are deemed unfit, and I hereby relieve you of your command.

Sheldon : General Order 104, Section A does not apply in this situation.

- Give me one good reason why not. - Because this is not Star Trek.

Sheldon : Penny.

Sheldon : Penny.

Sheldon : Penny.


love tracks but that is so cool imagine

love tracks but that is so cool imagine just mountain like a paintball Gatling

just mountain like a paintball Gatling

just mountain like a paintball Gatling gun

gun

gun like bad it's got the rock floor

like bad it's got the rock floor

like bad it's got the rock floor so we're jumping around a little bit

so we're jumping around a little bit

so we're jumping around a little bit because it's been about two hours since

because it's been about two hours since

because it's been about two hours since my last clip they have a wash bay built

my last clip they have a wash bay built

my last clip they have a wash bay built inside here so they're able to wash it

inside here so they're able to wash it

inside here so they're able to wash it clean and get it very perfect

clean and get it very perfect

clean and get it very perfect so these decals this wrap can go on here

so these decals this wrap can go on here and Brian forgot there were stickers on

and Brian forgot there were stickers on

and Brian forgot there were stickers on there ask one sec dude it's crucial oh


playful music

- Say thank you everybody.

- Thank you everybody!

laughing

- Happy birthday, buddy!

mumbles

spitting

fun rhythmic music

Finn is beat boxing.

Hey Finn, are you having the best party ever?

- Yeah.

- [Man] I think so.

Any luck?

Oh, Finn is hanging out by the dispenser,

so anytime you put anything in the hole,

he can just grab it.


your entire life I want to say a massive thank you to Bethany and his wife and

thank you to Bethany and his wife and

thank you to Bethany and his wife and family him for inviting us to his home

family him for inviting us to his home

family him for inviting us to his home their generosity and their friendliness

their generosity and their friendliness

their generosity and their friendliness just shines and like I mentioned I mean

just shines and like I mentioned I mean

just shines and like I mentioned I mean you can you can eat dot a lot at

you can you can eat dot a lot at

you can you can eat dot a lot at Ethiopian restaurants and I do but this

Ethiopian restaurants and I do but this

Ethiopian restaurants and I do but this experience will make me always think of

experience will make me always think of

experience will make me always think of the process that goes behind cooking got

the process that goes behind cooking got a lot and what what a special Ethiopian

a lot and what what a special Ethiopian

a lot and what what a special Ethiopian dish it is and what a dish to respect it

dish it is and what a dish to respect it is so again a huge thank you to Bethany

is so again a huge thank you to Bethany

is so again a huge thank you to Bethany and his wife that was an Ethiopian food

and his wife that was an Ethiopian food

and his wife that was an Ethiopian food experience that I'll never forget and

experience that I'll never forget and

experience that I'll never forget and then just gathering around and eating it

then just gathering around and eating it communally together with them was also

communally together with them was also

communally together with them was also very special I'm at one of those stages

very special I'm at one of those stages

very special I'm at one of those stages right now where I'm probably blabbering

right now where I'm probably blabbering

right now where I'm probably blabbering again because I'm just so so pumped up

again because I'm just so so pumped up

again because I'm just so so pumped up I'm so excited because that food was so

I'm so excited because that food was so

I'm so excited because that food was so good so I better end this video right

good so I better end this video right

good so I better end this video right now I'm I'm very very happy and I want


Bernadette : Oh, sure, so it's time when you say it.

Howard : Sorry we're late. I wanted to swing by the lab


CALLIE : Oh, my God.

CALLIE : Oh, my God. I was so worried.

But... I'm fine.

I'm 100 percent plague-free.

- I was really, really worried. - Yeah, I know. Me too.

George, I really, really love you.


Cuddy : He needs a friend.

Wilson : I can't deal with this and House.

Cuddy : You need a friend, too.

Wilson : You couldn't give a crap what I need,

Wilson : you just want someone to take care of him.

Cuddy : He told Kutner's parents it was their fault.

Chase : Ruptured spleen. Means it's not MS.

Chase : What are you doing here?


- [Mark] You want half of the sample?

- [Drew] Yeah, dude.

- [Mark] This is one with taro inside.

We've stopped for the final thing on this Thai street food

tour of Silom at lunch.

We've stopped at Khanom Tokyo, which is a sweet,

it's kind of like a pancake,

which [Person] is really friendly.

This is with taro inside it.

Oh, yeah.


Beckett : Franco Marquez, you're under arrest for the murder of Hayley Blue.

Esposito : Get up.

Franco Marquez : No! Easy! Easy, man. You're hurting me.

Franco Marquez : You guys are so stupid!


That's five minutes after she left the opera.

So?

Castle : So the usher said when she went to the limo, she had her purse with her.

Castle : If she's leaving the limo five minutes later, without the purse...

Sofia : Then she left it inside the limousine.

I find that limousine, I find your purse, Miss Del Cordova.

Sofia : But how? Without the license plate.

Castle : With that. That sticker has the VIN.

Castle : The vehicle identification number

Castle : will tell us exactly who this car is registered to.

Castle : And I know just the person to trace that for me.

Sofia : Mr. Castle, you are a genius. You are hired. Again.

Castle : Are you awake?


House : It's nothing compared to how she's gonna feel

House : when her daughter dies from the aneurysm she decided not to treat.


- [Trevor] Do you like the texture?

- [Nikki] Crunchy and chewy at the same time.

- [Nels] It's a little firmer

than I thought it was gonna be.

I can see why they have to slice it thin.

- [Trevor] Crunchy and chewy and maybe slight rubberiness,

but mainly that crunch. - [Nikki] That crunch is nice.

- [Trevor] Yeah.

Okay guys so we tried most of the seafood so far.

What's your favorite thing

out of the lobsters and the crabs

and the geoduck and the beetles?

- I think you're gonna be really surprised actually.


So, Pheebs, what are you gonna do with your $3?

Well, it's not all mine. We all get 50 cents.


Penny : Okay, I'll go to a hotel.

Penny : Text me in the morning if you're still alive.

Leonard : Uh, Theodore,

Leonard : how long

Leonard : are you planning to stay exactly?

Theodore : Oh, thanks to the coins I found in your couch,

Theodore : a day longer than I thought.

Leonard : This is ridiculous.

Theodore : I like the painting.

Theodore : Is that your mom?

Sheldon, get out here!

Sheldon : Will you keep it down?

Sheldon : What kind of vengeful bed and breakfast

Sheldon : do you think I'm running?

Leonard : We lived together 13 years.

Leonard : How can you be so awful to me?

I'm being awful?!

Sheldon : You're the one who went out of your way to hurt me.

Leonard : Because you were being selfish.

Sheldon : Dividing our belongings is difficult.

Leonard : Why? I said I didn't care!

Theodore : Excuse me.

Theodore : It's none of my business, but it sounds like a lot

Theodore : of this anger is coming from love.


Castle : Is prison where all the girls in your group met?

Charisse : Yeah. Through the NBP.

Uh, No Backsliding Partnership.

Charisse : It's a non-profit arts program that helps us stay straight.

Charisse : We all loved singing,

Charisse : but Robyn was the one who put together the a cappella group.

Without her, there is no Aca-Cons.

Castle : Do you have any idea who might have killed her?


Because he is at a conference right now

with a lot of our friends.

And it's a pretty cool conference

that is all about YouTube and all that.

And so I thought I would meet up with him

for the night.

And then I'm gonna be back with the boys,

tomorrow morning,

or I may even go home tonight.

But we will see.

But yeah, I'm gonna head there now.

It's a lot of traffic already going there so.

It's gonna be a long drive.

- Everyone party in the elevator!

- Elevator party!

- Elevator party!

Carl!


catheter is this like the Olympic

catheter is this like the Olympic Village

Oh No thank you


Joey : She gave birth to her brother's triplets.

Joey : Her twin sister used to do porn.

-We're trying to dial down the crazy. -Right.

We don't really know each other, so it'd be easy to forget about this..

but there's something between us. I don't know about you..

but that doesn't happen to me a lot.

-It doesn't happen to me either. -Me neither!

-The baby! Rachel! -Right, right!

Oh, I love this scene.

Okay, look. I gotta go too.

But.. What do you say? Can we just have that dinner?


the crunchy icy knows what he's doing we can add more sugar you can always add

can add more sugar you can always add

can add more sugar you can always add more to your liking

more to your liking

more to your liking we love to add more salty so you can add

we love to add more salty so you can add pickles otherwise you can add motion I

love more on the sugar side and less on

love more on the sugar side and less on

love more on the sugar side and less on the soreness as well as chilly side but

the soreness as well as chilly side but

the soreness as well as chilly side but for mark

for mark

for mark he loves spicy

[Music]

big one for sure

yeah


said she said pasta how many passes are

said she said pasta how many passes are giving pasta pasta sauce pasta veggie

giving pasta pasta sauce pasta veggie

giving pasta pasta sauce pasta veggie opossum

opossum

opossum like no one point for me no that's - she

like no one point for me no that's - she is happening she said seen again

is happening she said seen again

is happening she said seen again afterwards you should cease your option

afterwards you should cease your option

afterwards you should cease your option very nice Daisy okay

very nice Daisy okay

very nice Daisy okay I would have said that I just I want to

I would have said that I just I want to

I would have said that I just I want to be specific okay next what were my two

be specific okay next what were my two

be specific okay next what were my two pet gerbils names good they're treating

pet gerbils names good they're treating

pet gerbils names good they're treating jax connelly now i don't know that yeah

okay no you are you like to me all these years

years

years like smart marriage is a sham no yeah I

like smart marriage is a sham no yeah I

like smart marriage is a sham no yeah I did and how many boyfriends have I had

did and how many boyfriends have I had

did and how many boyfriends have I had like Siri ring for actually not three

like Siri ring for actually not three

like Siri ring for actually not three three serious wait here serious


Sheldon : Very well. So where should we do it?

Sheldon : Well, I'll just Google "hot, dark and moist,"

Sheldon : see what comes up.


Uh, actually, that's not true.

Victoria Gates : I'm sorry, Detective, but it's out of my hands.

Victoria Gates : City Hall has decided it's good PR.

Beckett : What about the case? They're going to compromise the investigation...

Gates : I feel the same way as you do.

Gates : But a decision has been made and I expect you to comply with it.

Beckett : Fine. Then just have them stay out of my way.

Hi.

Uh...

Gates : Welcome. I'm Captain Gates, head of the 12th Precinct.

Gates : In cooperation with the NYPD's Public Affairs division,

I am happy to grant you full access to the department.

Gates : I think you will find everyone here more than accommodating.

Welcome.

Welcome.

Keith : Come on, what's the big deal? Lt'll be fun.

Look, Castle, what we do here, this is mine.

And just because they wanna invade my privacy,

it doesn't mean that I have to help them do it.

Castle : Okay, well, that may be,

Castle : but these cameras, they're not going anywhere.

They're gonna see something.

Castle : I just want them to see what I see.

Hold up, why do you need our alibis?


"Enslaved by warlocks. Stay here till you roll two, four or..."

Leonard : She was mad at him.

Leonard : She was done with him, the relationship was broken...

Leonard : ...and I walked over there and I fixed it.

Howard : Boy, that story gets better every time you hear it.

Sheldon : I thought the first two renditions were far more compelling.

Sheldon : Previously, I felt sympathy for the Leonard character.

Sheldon : Now I just find him to be whiny and annoying.

Leonard : Just eat your tangerine chicken.

Sheldon : I'd love to, but I don't have tangerine chicken.

Penny : Thank you so much for your stupid advice.


Raj : How are you gonna get James Earl Jones?

Sheldon : Simple. Earlier today, he Tweeted that he's looking forward

Sheldon : to going to his favourite sushi restaurant for dinner.

Sheldon : I Googled an interview from four years ago

Sheldon : which was conducted in his favourite sushi restaurant.

Sheldon : That's where he'll be, and that's where I'm going, and--

Howard : And that's where Darth Vader's gonna pour soy sauce on your head.

Leonard : Sheldon, I don't care if you get scalped tickets with us or not,

Leonard : but please don't be creepy and go stalking this poor guy.

Leonard : You're gonna get in trouble.

Sheldon : You're the ones who are going to get in trouble.

Sheldon : You're buying non-transferable tickets.

Sheldon : And from a stranger, no less.

Sheldon : Not only can you get banned from Comic-Con,

Sheldon : if caught, you could be charged with petty theft.

Sheldon : You think about that while I'm warning James Earl Jones

Sheldon : about the danger of posting his location on Twitter.

Sheldon : He got lucky this time. There are some weirdos out there.


Ross : - Kind of inappropriate, don't you think? - Listen, I'm sorry.

Benjamin : I just haven't seen her for so long, all these feelings are rushing back.

Benjamin : I'm starting to realize how much I've missed her.

Benjamin : And I'm gonna need you to break up with her.


Marshall : Can somebody, for god's sakes,

Marshall : Please give me one piece of useful advice?


her own okay

her own okay it's very less yeah how simple is it

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] teamwork everybody loves teamwork

teamwork everybody loves teamwork

teamwork everybody loves teamwork everybody loves teamwork teamwork makes

everybody loves teamwork teamwork makes

everybody loves teamwork teamwork makes the dream work guys teamwork makes the

the dream work guys teamwork makes the

the dream work guys teamwork makes the dream work everybody like teamwork

dream work everybody like teamwork

dream work everybody like teamwork that's not teamwork oh my goodness I

that's not teamwork oh my goodness I

that's not teamwork oh my goodness I just it to my handler let go okay just

just it to my handler let go okay just

just it to my handler let go okay just it's my hand I usually go

good so he dealt with it

good so he dealt with it

good so he dealt with it yep he doesn't get together party


Ryan : Yeah, from the feed of a painter named Daniel Leek.

Ryan : The image is from a photo he took of one of his pieces.

Ryan : See the expiration date is cropped

Ryan : from the top of this milk carton.

Ryan : But Leek's pretty low on the Snappamatic totem pole.

Ryan : He only has about 2,000 followers.

Ryan : Heck, my blog has more than that.

Castle : You have a blog?

Ryan : Yeah, yeah, "The Ryan Report."

Ryan : It's the musings of a homicide detective...

Ryan : You haven't read it.


were passing by the donkey sanctuary

were passing by the donkey sanctuary so the host returned here so he are they

so the host returned here so he are they looking for

looking for

looking for after don't get very very well and every

after don't get very very well and every donkey have sign but it should be a sign


No, ha, ha. No. I'm going out like this.

Leonard : Howard, what did you do?

Howard : They're called tattoo sleeves. Look.

Yeah, I bought them online. Raj got a set too.

Howard : Fantastic, right?

Put them on, have sex with some girl with her business pierced...

Howard : ...take them off, and I can still be buried in a Jewish cemetery.

Sheldon : You know, I've always wanted to go to a goth nightclub.

Howard : -Really? -Buzzinga.

Sheldon : None of you ever see my practical jokes coming, do you?

Howard : Okay, how about you two? Look, I got some extra tat sleeves.

Leonard : Why are you carrying extras?

Howard : In case I snag one on someone's nipple ring.

Penny : Yeah, I think we'll pass.

Howard : Oh, is the missus speaking for the couple now?


Oborin : - More champagne? - I'll go get you some.

Sniper!


Richard : You're hovering.


Beckett : See you tonight.

Beckett : He knows something.

Alexis : She has something.

Esposito : And you have to find out what.

And I'm gonna find out what.

Castle : Oh, hey, there. You're home early.

Hey. I couldn't wait to see you.

Beckett : So, I picked up a bottle of wine

Beckett : on the way home. It's your favorite.

Oh, that is such a big glass.


why they soak it in the salt water but

why they soak it in the salt water but as is that's the best santol I've ever

as is that's the best santol I've ever

as is that's the best santol I've ever had and probably will ever have ever

had and probably will ever have ever

had and probably will ever have ever that is superb so then the next station

that is superb so then the next station

that is superb so then the next station for the gap on Hong Kong is the actual

for the gap on Hong Kong is the actual

for the gap on Hong Kong is the actual Coon which is means the toppings the

Coon which is means the toppings the

Coon which is means the toppings the mixture so you move over to this side

mixture so you move over to this side

mixture so you move over to this side and this is where they are packaging up

and this is where they are packaging up

and this is where they are packaging up the mixture the toppings there's a

the mixture the toppings there's a

the mixture the toppings there's a handful of dry shrimp there's a handful

handful of dry shrimp there's a handful

handful of dry shrimp there's a handful of crushed peanuts and a pan full of the


laughing

Pregnant Missy has arrived.

- OK, the last question we asked for you guys

to decide on on my Instagram was,

which maternity shirt should I pick?

You guys picked this one, which is actually pretty cute!

- [Bryan] That is pretty cute.

Smash that thumbs up button if you guys like this one.

- I think this actually is a cute shirt

even if I'm not pregnant, so I can still use it!

- [Bryan] You like hanging out in the forest

with your soon-to-be three cubs?


Foreman : Hang up the phone.

Why? If we're going to nuke his thyroid...

Foreman : We're not nuking the guy's thyroid without proof that it's Graves'.

Foreman : Do the iodine uptake test.

Kutner : If House finds out... When House finds out...

Foreman : We'll have the test results.

Foreman : And we'll either do his procedure or we won't.

Cuddy : What are you doing here?

House : Just grabbing a snack.

Cuddy : You keep food in the morgue?

House : If I keep it in the lounge, everyone else eats it.

That's because it's everyone else's food.

House : I thought it was just everyone else's bags.

Cuddy : The Accreditation Board will light us on fire for this.

House : They're not going to find out.

House : Unless, of course, Conway planned on inspecting the morgue in, say, two minutes.

House : Is that why you're here?

Cuddy : You're going to get me fired over a sandwich?

No, over a TV. And you're not going to get fired because you're going to fold.


Amy : You found a loophole?

Raj : Sorry I started without you...

Raj : ...I'm a little nervous. It's been a long time since I've been on a date.


Let's see.

It's not very elegant, but I'm sure

that is gonna be to die for.

Just dip it in some of that.


destroyed you you take your shoe size it looks like you're surfer a surf wave wow

looks like you're surfer a surf wave wow it is what it is that's one of them them

it is what it is that's one of them them that update no white Christmas Pross

that update no white Christmas Pross

that update no white Christmas Pross dude

dude

dude start believing in miracles bro if we're

start believing in miracles bro if we're gonna get a white Christmas because it

gonna get a white Christmas because it

gonna get a white Christmas because it is warm if we're lucky this is not Ohio

is warm if we're lucky this is not Ohio

is warm if we're lucky this is not Ohio I see fresh tire marks here she been out

I see fresh tire marks here she been out running but maybe blue baby donkey

running but maybe blue baby donkey

running but maybe blue baby donkey update not so much baby anymore she is

update not so much baby anymore she is

update not so much baby anymore she is he is it this big guy although still the


Leonard : Here. Breathe this in.

But before I do it, if you're a cop, you have to tell me, right?

- Just try it. - Okay.

what's it supposed to?... Oh, my God, that is so freaky.


Sophia : because he was supportive of China's purchase of US debt.

Sophia : Now, if someone were to take out Xiang,

Sophia : not that much would change.

Sophia : But if his daughter were killed in a botched assassination attempt,

Sophia : and the Chinese were able to trace it back to the US government...

The trail that led to Gage.

Sophia : It's conceivable that Xiang could use his considerable influence

Sophia : to single-handedly end China's purchase of the US debt.

Beckett : This country runs on deficit spending. If we can't borrow money...

Castle : We couldn't meet our obligations.

Castle : The government would shut down.

Sophia : Austerity measures would be imposed.

Sophia : We'd lose our ability to deploy our military around the world.

BECKETT : And then with the US neutralized,

Beckett : our enemies would be able to explore their interests unchecked.

Sophia : That's right. And there would be an explosion of regional conflicts,

Sophia : any one of which could send us toward global war.

Beckett : A war that we might not even be able to win.

Castle : One domino knocked down, the entire world changes.

JONES : We've located Xiang.

Tech 3 : He and a Chinese delegation just landed at JFK an hour ago.

Sophia : He's here?

JONES : For a UN trade conference at the McKinley Building.

Tech 3 : They're on their way there now. And, ma'am, his daughter's with him.

Beckett : If we call it in, I can get a protective detail waiting.

You think your cops are gonna be able to stop CIA-trained operatives?

Sophia : They'll just end up dead.

Sophia : Besides, if word of this gets out,

it would spark an international incident of epic proportions.

Sophia : We need to clean up the mess, not make one.

Castle : We and what army?

Castle : You said we couldn't trust the others

because they could be working with Danberg.

Sophia : This is not the only CIA station in New York.

Sophia : I've got another field team on its way.

Sophia : You seal it up until you hear from me.


I just hope that someday you guys find someone like Chandler.

I hope we find someone exactly like Chandler and soon.

Joey? Can you go through these lines with me?


- Tea.

- They have a pot of tea boiling underneath

the table to wash it down.

It's like kebab camp out in the bazaar.

- [Hamid] Don't make a mistake

because it doesn't need to be washed out.

- No, it doesn't need to be washed down.

Yeah laughing okay, you are right about that!


Wow.

Oh.

Oh, that one is amazing.

Oh.

It's like, it's so fatty.

It tastes like pure fat.

It was as I expected because every bite

has been unbelievable.

But that was amazing.

Rosy sea bass.

Next bite, is sea eel.

Oh, and actually in your fingers.

You can actually feel how it's like

almost dissolving in my fingers

before I even bite it.


very small small very small should be

very small small very small should be more Hamlet more village I don't think

more Hamlet more village I don't think

more Hamlet more village I don't think that yet it's not a town it's really a

that yet it's not a town it's really a

that yet it's not a town it's really a village today challenge your limit do

village today challenge your limit do

village today challenge your limit do you want you know okay god it's

you want you know okay god it's

you want you know okay god it's beautiful oh they were Bianca this black

beautiful oh they were Bianca this black cop dear Omega Ohio I'm gonna head back

cop dear Omega Ohio I'm gonna head back

cop dear Omega Ohio I'm gonna head back to the center of more town and get a

to the center of more town and get a

to the center of more town and get a tour of and learn about the history


Chandler : -Brenda, a bee! -What?

It's flown into your blouse, and you better undo your buttons lest it sting you.

-I think I know what's going on here. -You do?

Brenda : Look, I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian..

but it's wrong. You're married.

Chandler : -I totally understand. -Okay, good.

Could I just see your bra?


Howard : Ma?

Howard : You too busy bearing down?

Howard : Ma?

Howard : Oh, my God, Ma? Ma? Ma?

Howard : Stand back, I'm gonna break the door down!


Chandler : ...you know...

Chandler : ...you know...

Chandler : You don't know!

Chandler : Your mom?

You're telling me about your mom? What is the matter with you?

Chandler : - You said... - I said "share," not "scare"!

Ross : Go sit over there!


Whoa.

You're an old-ass boyfriend.

Esposito : No. You're Sonia's father.

Ryan : Hey, Jenkins. Have you seen Esposito?


House : New symptom, blood vessel ruptured in his lung.

Chase : I closed the tear.

House : Well, it takes immune reconstitution off the table.

House : What's it put on the table?

It's okay, she's not here, you can skip the nice-guy acts.

Foreman : You know, some human beings are actually capable of human feelings.

House : My giving a damn or not is not gonna change what happened.

- Could be Goodpasture's syndrome. - No edema, no bloody urine.

Well, KS on his face could mean KS in his lungs,

Foreman : with bleeding from the lesions.

Chase : I would have seen them when I repaired the tear in his lung.

Chase : Wegener's granulomatosis?

Wegener's would have responded to steroids.

Chase : Maybe you should go home, take the rest of the day.

Cameron : I'm fine.

Well, this is good.

House : He's pretending to care, you're pretending not to.

Cameron : I think we should reconsider drugs. Kalvin uses crystal meth.

House : Concerned enough about his health to stalk me,

House : while indulging in deadly street drugs. A study in contradictions.

Interesting, but still not medically relevant.

Cameron : It could be, if his drugs were tainted.

Cameron : They cook meth with battery acid, lye, lantern fuel...

House : Find Kalvin's pills, test for toxins. Foreman, you're with me.


Lily : Okay, I don't get this.

Lily : You've been making fun of that painting all this time

Lily : And now you want me to paint you?

Barney : We knew we could torture marshall because he has shame.

Barney : I do not.

Barney : In my body, where the shame gland should be,

Barney : There's a second awesome gland.

Barney : True story.

Lily : Yeah, that's not the gland I'm worried about painting.

Co-worker : Yeah.

Barney : A nude barney is a challenge.

Barney : But I think you're talented enough to immortalize this.

Barney : Now is the time... I'm 31.

Barney : I'm at the peak of my physical beauty.

Barney : If I were a woman,

Barney : I'd have passed it long, long ago.

Barney : Long ago.

Lily : Forget it.

Lily : I promised marshall he was the only guy I would ever see naked.

Aww...

Barney : I'll give you $5,000.


Joey : This hand is my hand

Joey : Oh, wait, that's your hand

Joey : No, wait, it's my hand


See that pork belly, I put that in my mouth with some scallions, and I had to chew the scallions.

Didn't have to chew the pork belly.

I mean just look at this, look at this pork belly. Just combusts.


Sheldon : Okay, so the final four forts

Sheldon : in the first annual best fort ever contest,

or "fort off," are...

Sheldon : ...Fort Knox,

Sheldon : Fort Ticonderoga,

Sheldon : Fort Sumter and...

Sheldon : Fort Cozy McBlanket.

Leonard : I'd say...

Amy : Knox over Ticonderoga

Amy : 'cause it's got the gold.

Sheldon : Mm-hmm. And McBlanket over Sumter

Amy : 'cause it has a higher thread count.

phone rings Oh.

10 : 00.

Amy : Date night's over.

Sheldon : Wait, no.

Sheldon : We haven't picked a winner.

Amy : We both know this one's gonna win.

Sheldon : Well, of course we do.

Sheldon : Fort Knox doesn't have a secret

Sheldon : physics lending library.

Amy : Come on, I'll help you take this down.

Howard : Well, wait.

Sheldon : What if, just this once,

Sheldon : we suspend the date night parameters

Sheldon : and you stay later?


Oh these guys, shoot those, shoot the things

that are flying Ollie.

shooting

You got it!

Oh my goodness.

This is seriously insane.

He's actually playing, Missy's moving the joystick

to get him to move but he's shooting.

That's incredible.

- Oh, good job.

- Good job Ollie.

- What do you think of that?


all nice and clean all of that stuff in

all nice and clean all of that stuff in a few minutes so I put there's the bow

a few minutes so I put there's the bow

a few minutes so I put there's the bow there pull the bow air please why is

there pull the bow air please why is

there pull the bow air please why is relief what were you guys doing to it

relief what were you guys doing to it

relief what were you guys doing to it poor Simon you're force-feeding Simon

poor Simon you're force-feeding Simon

poor Simon you're force-feeding Simon all right let's let Simon go better

all right let's let Simon go better

all right let's let Simon go better today all right Simon my back to work

today all right Simon my back to work

today all right Simon my back to work Simon you've got this little bit of hair

Simon you've got this little bit of hair now you just

now you just

now you just [Applause]


again you taste the curry leaves and

again you taste the curry leaves and just that spice bond a stand that it's

just that spice bond a stand that it's

just that spice bond a stand that it's mixed in before it gets brighter and

mixed in before it gets brighter and

mixed in before it gets brighter and just the quality of that too and the

just the quality of that too and the

just the quality of that too and the juiciness of it Wow okay I'm gonna grab

juiciness of it Wow okay I'm gonna grab

juiciness of it Wow okay I'm gonna grab some of the a bomb and then what is that


Marina : Don't worry.

House : Just one more surgery, it'll be fine.

Marina : Thank God!

House : Don't make me slap you!

Hi.

Chase : It's Tuesday.

Chase : No, it's Monday.

I know, I just...

Cameron : I didn't feel like waiting.

DOOR OPENING

Wilson : I hear you got another satisfied customer.

House : One more and I get a set of steak knives.


bright music

This style of design,

which goes from square then with the sections

and the little crevices that then lead to a dome,

that's just genius the way you go

from square to circular top in that motion,

in that fluidity, it's spectacular.

Actually right as we're about to head out,

it looks like the sun is just poking above the clouds.

Maybe we'll get a glimpse of the stained glass windows.


Amy : but I'm guessing still angry?

Bernadette : I'm sorry.

Bernadette : My boss wants to meet with me, and I'm stressing.

Amy : You really think they're gonna start treating you differently?

Bernadette : Are you kidding?

Bernadette : I've always been treated differently!

Look at me! Listen to me!

Bernadette : I mean, the first thought when you see me isn't,

"That's a scientist."

It's, "I wonder if her mommy knows where she is."

Amy : I am really regretting that I got you a Happy Meal.

Bernadette : I've worked so hard to get where I am,

Bernadette : and I don't want to get sent back to square one

Bernadette : because I'm pregnant.

Amy : I understand how you feel.

Colonel Williams : Thank you.

Amy : I wish there were

Amy : some way I could make it better.

Bernadette : Well, you brought me French fries. That's a start.

Amy : Uh, actually, I got you apple slices 'cause you're pregnant.


Jerry : I couldn't do that.

Barney : - Why? - I have a family now.


magical we're on our way to descend you

magical we're on our way to descend you town now which is about eight kilometers

town now which is about eight kilometers from this community that we're in

from this community that we're in

from this community that we're in [Music]

derived into the center of town we're

derived into the center of town we're

derived into the center of town we're going to go up a flight of stairs to

going to go up a flight of stairs to

going to go up a flight of stairs to have some snacks at a place one of the

have some snacks at a place one of the

have some snacks at a place one of the main streets in bucegi and also by the

main streets in bucegi and also by the

main streets in bucegi and also by the way Cassini is the old name for the city

way Cassini is the old name for the city the new name is called the Rumba

these are the fish from Lake evil and

these are the fish from Lake evil and

these are the fish from Lake evil and these are the fish that the fisherman

these are the fish that the fisherman

these are the fish that the fisherman that we just took the boat on this is


And in any other relationship,

That would be it.

End of story.

But because you have to see this person again,


quiet but you can hear it echo we are

quiet but you can hear it echo we are getting hungry after walking around for

getting hungry after walking around for

getting hungry after walking around for a couple hours we are on our way to this

a couple hours we are on our way to this very special restaurant we gotta leave

very special restaurant we gotta leave

very special restaurant we gotta leave right now because we got to get there as

right now because we got to get there as they're taking it out of the oven

we drove just about 15 minutes outside

we drove just about 15 minutes outside

we drove just about 15 minutes outside of town on the outskirts of bukhara to

of town on the outskirts of bukhara to

of town on the outskirts of bukhara to this restaurant and oh there's

this restaurant and oh there's

this restaurant and oh there's definitely meat in the air it doesn't

definitely meat in the air it doesn't

definitely meat in the air it doesn't really look like much from the outside

really look like much from the outside

really look like much from the outside just kind of like glass panels and the

just kind of like glass panels and the

just kind of like glass panels and the kind of like a big building but you come

kind of like a big building but you come back here the beautiful courtyard the

back here the beautiful courtyard the

back here the beautiful courtyard the flowers the grapes there's that's an

flowers the grapes there's that's an

flowers the grapes there's that's an apple tree this restaurant is famous is

apple tree this restaurant is famous is

apple tree this restaurant is famous is known for their tandoori lamb and so

known for their tandoori lamb and so

known for their tandoori lamb and so that's what we're gonna eat the thought

that's what we're gonna eat the thought

that's what we're gonna eat the thought of Tundra Liam you can just imagine it

of Tundra Liam you can just imagine it

of Tundra Liam you can just imagine it just melting on your tongue how tender

just melting on your tongue how tender

just melting on your tongue how tender it's gonna be so in the Hungary oven

it's gonna be so in the Hungary oven

it's gonna be so in the Hungary oven they are burning wood they're burning

they are burning wood they're burning

they are burning wood they're burning apricot wood to give it a unique

apricot wood to give it a unique

apricot wood to give it a unique fragrance aroma which then ends up in

fragrance aroma which then ends up in

fragrance aroma which then ends up in the meat as well before they pull the

the meat as well before they pull the

the meat as well before they pull the lamb out they're first gonna start

lamb out they're first gonna start

lamb out they're first gonna start baking bread


Penny : No. Yeah, I remember specifically.

Penny : You started by asking if I was from Mars because my ass was out of this world.

Howard : Well, that does sound like me, but no.

SHELDON : Is there some problem?


Ted : Yeah, the holidays are a rough time for everyone, billy.

Ted : Okay, yeah, dinner next Wednesday.

Ted : Okay.

Ted : Damn voice dial.

Robin : Barney!

What the hell are you doing?!


IZZIE : I've seen more of her body than of my own.

It's too much information for me.

I mean, nobody needs to be naked that often.

IZZIE : He didn't tell you that?

IZZIE : I don't know why they broke up.

George seemed to like her and he kind of needed her.

Remember the George and Meredith thing.

- Wait. George and Meredith? - I knew it!

IZZIE : George didn't tell you that either.

First Meredith, then Dr. T orres and now this Dr. Hahn?

MR. O'MALLEY : O'Malley men are studs.

He isn't a stud, just handsome.

OK, people. Focus. George is not dating Erica Hahn.

MRS. O'MALLEY : Why would he want her to perform his father's surgery instead of Burke?

MRS. O'MALLEY : Is she better than Dr. Burke?

IZZIE : She's good. Really good. Nobody's better than Burke.

MR. O'MALLEY : - Then why can't I have Dr. Burke? - I don't know.

MRS. O'MALLEY : Do me a favor. Could you find out?

IZZIE : - Hey. Have you seen George? - No.

IZZIE : - He is acting so weird. - So is Cristina.

IZZIE : What is wrong with everyone today?

MEREDITH : I was going to come and find you. What did you want to talk about?

CALLIE : - Panties. - Callie, what are you up to?

- I'm going to kick Meredith's ass. - Get off!

I was discreet. I was a good friend and didn't have to be.

And then you go and do this?


Masters : what House and Wilson are doing with those chickens?

Thirteen : They have a bet to see who can keep

Masters : a chicken in the hospital the longest

Thirteen : without getting busted by security.

Thirteen : Advancing past the vertebral artery.

Masters : And why are they doing this?

Foreman : The place they bought them only had one pig.

Foreman : I'm glad you're gonna be sticking around after today.

Masters : Really? You want me to stay?

Foreman : It's good to add a different perspective to the department.

Foreman : Someone who still remembers there are rules other than House's.

Masters : If I don't play by House's rules, he won't let me in.

Foreman : Find a way around them.

Masters : I'd have to lie to him, which is still lying.

Thirteen : Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.

Catheter is in. Start the calcium channel blocker drip.

Masters : Means I need another LP.

Thirteen : Luckily, I know where you can get one. You good here?

Donovan : Let's go.


It's OK. You have to go.

Izzie : Go.

Meredith : Go, go, go.


god bless he hit me that was how we that was a Nelly hey Bloo friend/roommate hey

was a Nelly hey Bloo friend/roommate hey don't hit our friend you're mad

don't hit our friend you're mad

don't hit our friend you're mad he might be hidden hit me

he might be hidden hit me

he might be hidden hit me hitting everybody huh your little hitter

hitting everybody huh your little hitter gonna be the new UFC champion she's ok

gonna be the new UFC champion she's ok

gonna be the new UFC champion she's ok she talks so much like babbles so much

she talks so much like babbles so much

she talks so much like babbles so much you're so close to the little chat oh

you're so close to the little chat oh

you're so close to the little chat oh yeah you gonna have chats

yesterday I put her in a zero to tree

yesterday I put her in a zero to tree

yesterday I put her in a zero to tree outfit zero to three


Speechless

He is brushing it with butter now

I think that is a lemongrass stick

That is impressively beautiful

Heâs flipping it here


with a buttery consistency in your mouth.

Oh yeah.

man speaking indistinctly to Mark

We're usually from US but from Thailand.

- [Man] You're from which city?

- [Mark] Bangkok.


Robin : Oh, congratulations, marshall!

Congratulations to us all!

Oh, let's go celebrate!

Barney : The fact that I found a porno starring a guy named ted mosby...

Barney : Let's do it!

Robin : Oh, is that him?

'Cause that ted mosby

Robin : Really knows what he's doing.

Ted : No, that's not him.

Ted : What do you mean,

Ted : "that" ted mosby really knows what he's doing.


Forget it.


Sheldon : Would you pass the mustard?

Leonard : Sure.

Leonard : Hey, want to hear a fun fact about mustard?

Sheldon : Is it that the glucosinolates which give mustard its flavor


Castle : An ice bullet! Hello? An ice bullet? Are you even paying attention to me?

Beckett : No. You aren't saying anything worth paying attention to.

Esposito : Yo. Uniforms are still canvassing,

Esposito : but so far they still haven't found any blood trails outside the gallery.

Ryan : And CSU's re-swept the scene twice. No sign of our fifth bullet.

Castle : I'm telling you. Ice bullet.

Esposito : Nah, bro. An ice bullet would still make a bullet hole.

Ryan : You mean, ice hole.

Castle : - What did you just call me? - Guys. What else?

We checked Fink's cell phone records. He got a call at 9 : 19 p.m.,

an hour before he was killed, from a blocked cell phone number.

Ryan : Phone records indicate that the call originated here in New York,

Ryan : but it was an international cell, satellite phone,

Ryan : registered to Bahrain Cellular.

Castle : Well, good luck getting a warrant from the government of Bahrain.

Beckett : Run down Fink's client and artist list.

Beckett : See if any of them had international numbers and watch your mouth.

Esposito : I'm gonna go 10-1. - Hey, Ryan. Got a sec?

Ryan : - Witness? - Not exactly.

Officer Marino : - Hang here, buddy. Okay? - Of course.

Officer Marino : I found him on the canvass, by the art gallery.

Officer Marino : I mean, the guy's got no wallet, no ID.

Ryan : Okay, did you ask him his name?

Officer Marino : Yeah, I asked him his name, I asked him where he lived.

Officer Marino : You know, but here's the funny part. The guy says he don't remember.

Angelica Fink : Did my husband have enemies? Yeah, he had enemies.

Angelica Fink : Every artist who couldn't get in his gallery,


[Laughter]

[Music]

to leave do we even know his role that I really like to buy we're really

really like to buy we're really

really like to buy we're really Christmas friend that's just the way the

Christmas friend that's just the way the table will top something

[Music]

[Music]


Howard : Women, huh?

Howard : Can't live with them,

Howard : can't successfully refute their hypotheses.

Sheldon : Amen to that.

Penny : Hey, Sheldon.


Rachel : If it comes up, we'll smile, we'll nod along..

-Ross? -Rachel?

Ross : Hi, Aunt Lisa. Uncle Dan.

Aunt Lisa : Congratulations on the baby and on the wedding.

-Here's something to start you out. -How's marriage treating you?


Dr. Bailey. I was looking for some privacy and,

Burke : I didn't think anyone would come looking for me down here. I apologize.

Bailey : No problem. Take your time.

- Dr. Bailey? - Yeah?

Burke : You've been married a long time now, right?

Burke : Do you think it matters if one person is more ready?

Bailey : O'Malley!

Burke : - Yeah? - Come here.

Yes? Hi, Dr. Burke.

Bailey : I want the two of you to talk to each other.

Bailey : Talk to each other and leave my marriage out of it.

Bailey : I also want you to leave my clinic out of it.

Bailey : And by that I mean, get out.

Bailey : I need the space, I need the peace, I need the quiet and I need it now.

- Sorry. Gone. - Right. Sorry.

Violet : Cooper, you're blocking the caffeine.

Naomi : He's blocking the caffeine.


Lily : Fine. Sleep with your nurses.

Lily : Tonight you ride the unicycle.

Marshall : I already did this morning.

Ted : Hello.

Robin : Lily, I have pounded three cappuccinos waiting for you.

Robin : Pretty soon, I won't have to shave...

Robin : The hair is going to vibrate off my legs.

I'm sorry, I can't leave now.

Robin : Lily, he can't see my legs like this.

Robin : I look like a turkish lesbian.

There's, um, a pharmacy across the street.

Robin : Would 20 bucks buy me a razor?

No, but 50 will.

Barney : Hold on. Ted's texting me.

"We're combing up-sars."

"combing up-sars." what does that mean?


This is crazy here!

speaking in foreign language

Thank you!

Whoa, this is the upgraded channa.

Look at that.

It's a rich chickpea stew and they cover it with ghee

and it's also covered with a pudina chutney,

a mint chutney and a potato on top.


Derek : - You? - Yeah.

Callie : - About...? - Oh, you know, just admin stuff.

Addison : - Yeah. Me too. - What are you doing here?

- We're waiting to see the chief. - You too?

Addison : - Yes, Derek. Both of us. - You're unbelievable.

Addison : I'm unbelievable? The chief steps down, you assume it's between you and Burke?

- Think he'll pick you? - He hasn't tapped either of you,

means that he has another candidate in mind.

Mark : What, no one invited me to the party?


We should stopped on the side of the road.

Hamid yells in foreign language

laughs

- [Trevor] And the scenes along

this desert highway are spectacular.

And there's a camel in a truck, oh.

- [Hamid] Wow.

- [Trevor] Wow, and we got all the food groups.

Cows, sheep, camel, it's all here.

And before we knew it, we arrived at the local family home.

Who graciously cooked up the whole lamb for us Havari style.

zestful Iranian music

We're just arriving, so we got a local family

that's gonna cook a whole lamb for us today, right.

- [Hamid] Yes.

- [Trevor] Wow, and here's Mr. Azim.

Salaam, how are you?

speaks in foreign language

How are you?

group laughs

Here we are, this is so cool

look at this guys, deep in the desert.

And we're going in, wow.

Is this where the lamb eating takes place?

- Yeah.

- [Trevor] Look at this,

traditional Balochi style living room.

Okay let's go watch how it's done.


Howard : she could literally sleep with his own father in his own bed

Howard : and post the video to YouTube, and he'd still buy her flowers

Howard : and ask her to be his bride.

Raj : He's right.

But in my defense, if we could survive that,

Raj : we could survive anything.

Bernadette : Well, if you're sure you want to do this, it's only coffee.

Bernadette : Just relax and see what happens.

Raj : -Well, can I say she looks nice? -Sure.

Raj : Can I tell her I miss her?

Bernadette : Maybe, if she asks.

Raj : Can I show her an oil painting I made of us

Raj : surrounded by our children and grandchildren?


Bernadette : You one of those people?

Penny : No. No, no, no.

I-I think the cookie thing.


Not for me it doesn't.

So how's everything going in here?

We're great. I think I may have asked all my questions.

Good. Do you have questions for Erica?

Chandler : Yeah, actually. So you read a file that you liked...

...and then you gave the agency the seriaI number and they contacted us?

Yes. Our system ensures totaI anonymity.

- We're very proud of it. - You should be.

You're really on top of stuff.

Well then, if there's nothing else, then the two of us should talk.

Erica : I actually...

- I don't think we have to. - We don't?

Erica : Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you...

Erica : ...but I just thought we should meet face to face.

Erica : I've made my decision.

Erica : I choose them.

Monica : Oh, my God, this is great.

This is so great. Did you hear that?

Chandler : Yeah, I did.

Hey.

Monica : Thank you. Thank you so much.


Foreman : You're here early.

Thirteen : I'm feeling better.

Thirteen : What's wrong? IV's leaking a little.

Foreman : It's no big deal.

Foreman : I'll be right back.

Foreman.

Thirteen : You busy tonight?

No.

Foreman : Rita, the spike on Dr. Hadley's IV bag wasn't pushed in all the way.

Thirteen : I don't want any dosing errors.

Rita : Sorry. It won't happen again.

Rita : Stinks, doesn't it?

What?

Rita : The medication. When we switch out the bags you can smell it. It's disgusting.

Foreman : I didn't smell anything.

Rita : She must be on the placebo, then.

Cuddy : You offered to do House's budget because you wanted him to owe you,

Cuddy : wanted him to take that case. Why?

Cameron : I thought it would help House, seeing someone worse off than him,

Cameron : possibly curing a guy with even less to look forward to.

Cuddy : Can I ask you something?

Kutner : How would you like my job?


adventure Amelia do you want to come to

adventure Amelia do you want to come to I mean did you want to come to the beach

I mean did you want to come to the beach of me yeah and go swimming in the sea

of me yeah and go swimming in the sea

of me yeah and go swimming in the sea yeah that's what I'm talking about

yeah that's what I'm talking about

yeah that's what I'm talking about you always my little adventure do I

you always my little adventure do I

you always my little adventure do I don't mean is coming would you reckon

don't mean is coming would you reckon

don't mean is coming would you reckon we're gonna build a sandcastle we're

we're gonna build a sandcastle we're

we're gonna build a sandcastle we're gonna find some mermaids Jamaican

gonna find some mermaids Jamaican

gonna find some mermaids Jamaican mermaids waiting Eduardo you feelin it


Oh!


with, I can see fried garlic in there

as well as green onions, chopped up in there,

that they just lathered on top of the squid.

What a wonderful addition to finish it off.

And then it's served with a plate of veggies;

there's some green tomatoes on there,

there's cucumber, and then the herb there,

I think it's mostly culantro, which is also known as

saw-toothed herb, and then I think

there's some Vietnamese coriander in there as well.

And then it's served with a dipping sauce.

This looks unbelievably good,

a big plate of grilled squid, a giant squid.


House : You mentioned two obscure diseases to Dr. Chase. How did you know about them?

I read about them on the Internet. - What did you search for... "Diseases from Asia that don't match my son's symptoms"?

- You head about them in Asia. - I've never been there.

House : Well, you probably just forgot. Let me refresh your memory :

House : some remote, dusty village, close quarters, at least a year?

House : - Starting to come back? - I'm calling Dr. Cuddy.

Sarah : Excuse me, what does this have to do with our son?

House : Your dad's pissed off. He should be.

Comes here expecting us to do an extra-good job because he gives a whole lot of money to this hospital.

Jeffrey : - Don't talk to my son like that! - Just telling him my job and my obligation...

Stop! What's going on?

House : There's only one thing you guys have gotta do.

House : Tell the truth, or your son will die.


Tendon, this is one of the prized pieces.

It's not fat, this is all tendon,

just jiggly chunks of beautifulness.

I got to have a bite of that immediately.

Just let that soak in there.


sesh yeah you're going upstairs to wake

sesh yeah you're going upstairs to wake the baby because it's tough sick as I'm

the baby because it's tough sick as I'm

the baby because it's tough sick as I'm conscious that we are in queue kind of

conscious that we are in queue kind of

conscious that we are in queue kind of like a routine as in like a bath time

like a routine as in like a bath time

like a routine as in like a bath time and bedtime routine and the kids are

and bedtime routine and the kids are

and bedtime routine and the kids are going to go to bed soon like men so I

going to go to bed soon like men so I

going to go to bed soon like men so I was going to bathe her while they're

was going to bathe her while they're

was going to bathe her while they're having their showers

having their showers

having their showers I'm here to be Mike's about get your

I'm here to be Mike's about get your

I'm here to be Mike's about get your skin tearing up a bit clearing up

skin tearing up a bit clearing up

skin tearing up a bit clearing up slightly within it her hair so fluffy

slightly within it her hair so fluffy

slightly within it her hair so fluffy it's so cute let me put you down here


- Next, we are going to go eat kabob and tikka.

- Oh, kabob. - And buff kabob.

- Buffalo kabob?

- Buffalo kabob, and more tikka.

And they have sea kabob.

- Sea kabob?

- Yeah, see the skewers?

They put down this meat on the skewers,

and then they are grilled.

- [Trevor] So this is minced buffalo meat?

- [Anubhav] Just buffalo meat.

- [Trevor] And then what are these?

- [Anubhav] Tikka. Just small pieces of buffalo.

- [Trevor] Small pieces, okay.

And the coal must give it a lot of flavor, too.

man speaks in Hindi

Oh, are these ours here?

Whoa, look at that.

Right deep in the streets of Delhi.

So, you just sprinkle some lime on it and go for it?

- [Anubhav] Yep.

- [Trevor] Do you know what spices they put in there?

- [Anubhav] They add a lot of different spices in there.

They have special kabob spices.

- [Trevor] Oh ... kabob masala.

- [Anubhav] Kabob masala.


Uh, the angle's just not good enough.

Beckett : And what about the driver?

Richmond : Pretty clear shot.

Richmond : Creating a feature vector descriptor

Richmond : to run facial recognition.

Mccord : Check the military databases first. This guy's had training.

Mccord : This was two days ago...

That's the day before the break-in.

Beckett : He's planning his escape route.

We've got a match.

Richmond : Driver was Jack Bronson, 35. Recently retired Marine Force Recon.

Richmond : His last rotation

Richmond : he worked black ops specializing in forward position infiltration.

Mccord : You got an address on this guy?


Foreman : It's important.


Sheldon : ...Holy Roller Bowling League Championship team.

Seven-to-12-year-old division.

Sheldon : Also, Penny's pretty good.

[CLICKS TONGUE]

Wil : Great. Then it's on.

Sheldon : Foolish Wil Wheaton.

Sheldon : It was never off.

Wil : Yes!

Sheldon : A common spare.

Sheldon : The Miss Congeniality of the bowling pageant.

Sheldon : Before you jump on Twitter to tout your modest accomplishment...

Sheldon : ...watch how it's really done.

Sheldon : I am the ball.

Sheldon : My thoughts are its thoughts.

Sheldon : Its holes are my holes.


Just, the like, awesome combination of potatoes and pesto i think a little bit of mint definitely

Some other spices in there as, well wow

Wow did you guys, see what that dim sum looks like

Because you need to look for that one that specific one when you come here let's keep going

This, thing looks like a veggie dim sum yup, some taro some carrots i'm just


Sheldon : Have you developed any of the following symptoms?

Sheldon : A growing nose or perhaps a warm sensation in the trouser region?

Sheldon : Also known as full-blown Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire.


if you manage to mean one of these you can you can go home because you're gonna be stuffed you're gonna be as stuffed as

this chicken wing not my favorite thing of the night the chicken and the rice is really dry I do like the spices on the

outside very cumin even spicy


Penny : Right.

Sheldon : Just to be clear, do I have to stop saying "coitus" with everyone or just you?

Sheldon : Everyone.

Sheldon : Harsh terms, but all right.


Raj : -What do you say? -I don't say anything.

Sheldon : I merely offer you a facial expression that suggests you've gone insane.


down below, and turn on your notification bell.

We are gonna have a really super fun day,

so give this video a big thumbs up

if you're excited to see what we're up to.

Look who just woke up, our little sleepy bug.

upbeat piano music

- [Missy] All right, the boys just packed

their own lunch. They chose these lunchboxes,

which is Ollie and that's Finn, right?


Leonard : Name one.

Howard : Last night.

Howard : Drank my Pepto straight out of the bottle.

Raj : What about that little cup they give you?

Penny : Yeah.


fresh here and I'm thrilled to be here

fresh here and I'm thrilled to be here actually this is one of the most

actually this is one of the most

actually this is one of the most enchanting countries and I I really had

enchanting countries and I I really had

enchanting countries and I I really had only dreamed about visiting Bhutan

only dreamed about visiting Bhutan

only dreamed about visiting Bhutan previously

we are in the car now and we are driving towards tin pool and it should take

towards tin pool and it should take

towards tin pool and it should take about an hour or drive to get there

that's me every team has me know the

that's me every team has me know the

that's me every team has me know the drive took about an hour about an hour I


Castle : A word of advice, Justin.

Castle : When the lady says stop...

Stop.

Beckett : Justin confessed to everything.

Beckett : His last three clients were losers.

Beckett : Amber was supposed to be his comeback,

Beckett : and if she didn't win, he was through.

Beckett : And apparently he found the same naked photos that we did

Beckett : and thought that her ex-boyfriend was trying to exploit her.

Castle : He was worried if they called the cops,

that her secret would get out and they'd both be ruined,

Castle : so he decided to handle it on his own.

Castle : Unfortunately, Jeremy was drunk.

Castle : He got violent, and Justin ended up killing him.

Beckett : And he staged it like it was a suicide.

Beckett : Once Amber found out, she threatened to turn him in.

Beckett : And he killed her.

Montgomery : That's a whole pageant of bad choices.

Good work, you two.

Montgomery : Good work, you all.

Dan : Thank you.

Castle : I see a beauty queen worthy of a crown.

Evelyn Montgomery : Always the charmer, Rick.

Baby, what are you doing here?

Montgomery : You know I was just coming to swoop you up.

Evelyn : Well, I know how you lose all sense of time when you're working.

Evelyn : I figured I'd meet you here.

Beckett : Do you guys have any big plans?

Evelyn : Dinner and dancing with the best husband in Manhattan.

Evelyn : Especially since he gave me that gift this morning.

Castle : What did you end up giving her?

Evelyn : I followed your advice, Castle.

Evelyn : I thought about some of the things

Evelyn : Evelyn said she wanted the past couple of years.

Evelyn : And my gift to her is, next year, I'm retiring from the force.


Yeah?

Wilson : Her tumor's shrunk.

House : Don't tell my patient.

House : I want all the records on miracle woman.

House : Every test, every treatment she's ever had,

House : every question she's ever answered in this hospital.

And anything sent from previous doctors. Go back to neonatal if you have to.

Which part of "keep them away from each other" confused you?


Wow!

Raj : And that's not even the best part.

Raj : See?

Raj : I have one, too.

Raj : Check it out.

Raj : You can wear yours,

Raj : and we can have little sword fights whenever we want.

Sheldon : Yeah, and my eighth favourite episode of Professor Proton


and those giant mushrooms and everything has just been

absorbed by these goose feet.

They're not like duck feet.

They're webbed, right, and they're extra big.

So if you love feet at all, if you love chicken feet,

or duck feet, or anything, this is like the ultimate.

- [Mark] Looks like there's some pork fat down there too.

For extra flavor. - [Dwight] Yeah. Oh.

- [Mark] They know what they're doing here.

- [Dwight] I don't even think you're supposed

to eat all of that stuff, that's just there...

- [Mark] Here's a goose foot.

- [Dwight] To be absorbed.

- [Mark] There's a lot of delicious things going on

in that pot, but I gotta start with this.

This webbed foot.

Rather than a chicken foot, this has a lot more meat,

or a lot more material that you can gnaw on.

You do wanna take out all the little bones.


Sheldon : You're upset about Emily and you're Indian.

Sheldon : I need to make you chai tea.

Sheldon : Now, I have all the ingredients except cardamom seeds.

Sheldon : Do you happen to have any on you?

Raj : Sorry, I left them in my turban.

Sheldon : Oh, I'll make English breakfast tea.

Sheldon : They destroyed your culture. That's close enough.

Sheldon : You know, I'm curious,

Sheldon : why are you so upset about seeing Emily with another man?

Raj : Wouldn't you be upset if you saw Amy out with someone else?


This is Sichuan fish root, classic.

Tastes like cilantro and mint and a bit of fish.

And then some wood ear mushroom.

And all of these are

already pickled and covered in chili oil


Raj : You know what would be fun?

Raj : -Signing Sheldon up for online dating. -Yeah, right.

Raj : No, think about it. We make it an experiment.

Raj : Like when Frankenstein's monster was lonely and he found a wife.

Howard : He didn't find a wife.

Howard : They built him a wife out of dead body parts.

Raj : Okay, we'll call that plan B.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]


Hunt : and he knew I'd come for her.

Castle : Why? Why would you come for her?

Because she's my granddaughter.

Richard,


Stacy : We spent the night in New York. Then we went back to Short Hills. What is it?

House : When did Mark switch from mountain biking to yoga?

Stacy : About a month ago.

Stacy : The same time he started getting sick. What does that mean?

House : We have two more symptoms.

The patient was asked a series of questions to determine the functionality of his brain.

Foreman : - You grilled him about Stacy. - Whatever.

Yeah, the point is, he told us everything we need to know to diagnose him.

House : That is, if we use your fancy PET scan as a lie detector.

House : See, it's a very creative process, lying.

House : Now, telling the truth is a much simpler process. See here.

House : Question nine. This is where Mark gives a long, rambling answer about taking Stacy to Paris.

What does the PET scan say? - Minimal involvement. Just the frontal and temporal lobes.

Chase : He said he went to Paris, and the PET confirms it. So, what?

House : They didn't go.


Amy : but it's still limited in what it can do.

Sheldon : I understand.

Sheldon : She's the mean one, I'm the fun one.

Howard : Huh, they screwed up and gave us steamed broccoli.

Raj : Oh, no, that's mine.

Leonard : Really?

Leonard : The last green thing

Leonard : I saw you eat was a Skittle.

Raj : Well, I can't eat

Raj : like a ten-year-old all the time.

Penny : You're dating somebody, who is it?

Raj : What?

Raj : What are you talking about?

Penny : You only watch what you eat when you're afraid

Penny : you might have to take your shirt off.

Howard : No, she's right.

Howard : As long as I've known you,

Howard : you've always been self-conscious

Howard : about your cleavage.


Arguello : Dave's lying torpedoed his accounting career.

Arguello : That's why he was working as a janitor at City Hall,

Arguello : pretending to be a reclusive author.

Arguello : My parish was about to miss a payment to the city

due to my mismanagement offunds.

Arguello : I simply asked Dave to sneak into the accounting office

Arguello : and log the payment into the computer as received.

Beckett : Oh. So, this wasn't about making amends, this was about helping you.

Arguello : When Dave was hacked into the city budget,

Arguello : he found evidence of a secret slush fund.

$10 million siphoned from social programs

Arguello : to line someone's pocket.

Arguello : It was a lie Dave couldn't stomach.

Arguello : So, he vowed to expose it.

And you believe that whoever controlled this alleged slush fund

Beckett : discovered Dave's intrusion?

Arguello : They killed him for it.

Ryan : So, what do you think?

Esposito : It tracks with what our victim told his sponsor.

Ryan : And with Dave's questions about union kickbacks.

Beckett : It doesn't matter. It's not actionable.

There's no way we're gonna get a subpoena for City Hall

Beckett : based on hearsay told to a not-blind priest from a pathological liar.

Esposito : I guess Dave was right. No one believes the boy who cries wolf.


Izzie : Like it means something. It's a piece of paper.

Izzie : You act like it gives you history or weight.

OK, enough!

Enough. I will not be run off. I am here. George wants me here.

If you can accept that I love him, too,

Callie : then maybe we could be, I don't know, friends?

Callie : Or you can keep on the way you are

Callie : and be that person that George used to know.

Izzie : You don't get to decide that.

Izzie : - George decides. - I know what he'll decide.

I would think about it, you cannot afford to lose another friend,

Callie : not when people around you keep...

Izzie : Keep dropping like flies. Is that what you were about to say?


Alexis : Oxford, Princeton, Sarah Lawrence!

Castle : That's great, honey. I knew it would work out.

Really? Yeah.

Alexis : Then why were you hiding the letters from me?


Mr. Singleton : - She doesn't feel normal. - Why can't we put an end to her agony?

Addison : Removing her male sexual organs may not do that.

- It could do the opposite. - But her hormones...

Can be controlled with oral medication.

Mr. Singleton : We just want the best for Bex.

Addison : To do surgery and alter her body permanently is...

I would not do that on someone who's unaware of the procedure,

and you're gonna be hard-pressed to find a surgeon who will.

Bex will learn the truth some day.

George : How do you want her to find out?

Cristina : Excuse me.

- Meredith. Hi. - Hi.

Meredith : I had the morning off, so I came to see my mother.

Nurse Linda : - She's in the sitting room. - Thanks.

Nurse Linda : She's in good spirits. Visitors really cheer her up.

Meredith to herself : Visitors?


I'm so happy for you that's so cool huh?

How exciting.

Wait, who's this man following me?

Who's behind me guys?


Sheldon : ...by building an exact replica of Jerusalem in the middle of the Mexican desert.

Gablehouser : To what end?

Sheldon : You know, it's like the baseball movie. "Build it and they will come."

Gablehouser : Who will come?


I work as a P.I.

She hired me to run background checks on potential clients.

Five grand a week?

Seems pretty steep.

Especially considering business was down.

Hey. You get what you pay for.

And what was that exactly?

Let's just say I'm not afraid to go deep

to find out who someone really is.

And why would Stacey need your services all of sudden?

Jones : So she could vet her clients.

She made a bad call on one of them

Jones : and it came back to bite her in the ass.

- Did she tell you who? - Nope.

- Nature of the ass-biting? - Not that either.

You called Stacey 20 minutes before she was killed.

What was it about?

I'd finished a background check. Was just giving her the down-low.

And where were you last night between 10 : 00 and 11 : 00?

Ooh!

I was banging my neighbor.

She can vouch for me.

Great. We'll be sure to talk to her.


Foreman : I didn't expect House to beg me to stay.

Foreman : But it seems like he's in a better mood since I quit.

Foreman : Nothing in the axial view.

Foreman : You haven't asked me why I'm leaving.

I figured you'd tell me when you wanted to.

Foreman : I don't want to be like him.

Cameron : You're not a jerk.

Foreman : Thank you.

Cameron : I mean, sometimes you are.

Cameron : But I don't think we can pin that on House.

Cameron : And you're a better doctor than when you came through the door.

I'm better at some things. Worse at others.

Cameron : Again, not House's fault. It's a job.

We're supposed to take the good and leave the bad.

Foreman : It's easier for you.

Cameron : Why? Because you think I need to toughen up?

Cameron : You think I'm weak?

Yeah.

Foreman : See? I am a jerk. I've got to get out of here.

ADDIE GROANING

Cameron : What's wrong, Addie?

Addie : My head hurts!

Her brain's clean. No tumor and no abscess.


cheating always okay this is a really

cheating always okay this is a really hard one actually what's my favorite

hard one actually what's my favorite

hard one actually what's my favorite music well hold on a second no she's


Ross : Carol, so were we.

Ross : Just imagine for a moment...

...that Susan meets someone, and they hit it off.

They're coming back from the theater, and they stop at a pub for drinks.

They're laughing.

Ross : Someone innocently touches someone else.

There's electricity.

It's new. It's exciting.

Are you saying there isn't the slightest possibility...

Ross : ...of something happening?

-Maybe. -Oh, my God!

I didn't really believe it until you just said it!

Joshua : None of the other kids believed me, but I swear that duck pushed me.

Rachel : This place is fabulous!

Joshua : This is the downstairs living room.

There's two living rooms?


through that okay

through that okay

through that okay so this basically went that is storm we

so this basically went that is storm we

so this basically went that is storm we essentially saved Christmas and went out

essentially saved Christmas and went out in a storm

in a storm

in a storm oh wait there it is sorry that was

oh wait there it is sorry that was

oh wait there it is sorry that was probably the most difficult morning of

probably the most difficult morning of

probably the most difficult morning of my life nothing I couldn't find spoons


It looked really fun, there was even a slide where

you could like stand up and you would

go down it standing up.

Like that sounds so dangerous.

- This is nuts, I cannot believe we have to walk

through this ghost town waterpark to get some help.

Would you guys ever walk through a ghost town?

Vote above in the icard poll, let me know,

would you guys ever walk through an abandoned ghost town

or would you be too scared?

Honestly, I'm super proud of our boys.

They're doing really good.

Come on, Finn, you got your water?

Well you got water 'cause this place

ain't got no water, huh?

Come on, Ollie!

Boys, if we had come here when this place was running,

you probably would've fell in this fountain, huh?

Look at this, this is so cool.

What did it used to be?


House : You can't be sure that I couldn't be sure.

Wilson : You did one test. It was negative.

Inconclusive. Well, then,

Wilson : by all means, flood your body with possibly lethal blood.

House : I usually like to give the lethal blood to Foreman,

House : but I'm the only one who's type AB.

Wilson : Of course you're type AB, universal recipient.

Wilson : You take from everybody.

Wilson : Of course, you're type O. Universal donor.

House : No wonder you're paying three alimonies.

Wilson : How do you know what blood type I am?

I don't. It just seemed to fit the metaphor.

Wilson : No, no, no, no.

Wilson : Did you test my blood for something?

Wilson : Why would you test my blood for something?

Kutner : I didn't.

House : You must have told me what you were.

Wilson : Who the hell chats about their blood type?

Wilson : You had to have tested me.

House : There's no reason to ask anyone their blood type.

Wilson : You're about to run out of here, aren't you?


for this final nugget.

I'm gonna mop that up, kinda let it soak

into that piece of crab.

lighthearted synthesizer


I've thought about it. You know what?

I'm okay, not having that new-relationship feeling.

Jake : - I miss you already! - I miss you too!

That's great, but I wouldn't trade what I have for that.

I'll be with Chandler the rest of my life. That makes me happy.

Come sit down. We're talking about how our relationship's deep...

Monica : ...and meaningful. It is, don't you think?


Mm!

Some good black pepper in there, or maybe white pepper,

but that's just a simple, classic bowl of Thai noodles.

Pork noodles.

cheerful instrumental music

woman speaking in foreign language

I'm watching them make something

which is called khao tom mad, which is rice,

sticky rice mixed in a mixture,

I think with coconut milk, and then

they add in a banana and wrap it in a banana leaf,

and then it's steamed, and it's a very popular Thai snack,

but she was telling me that it's a bolan version,


While the boys are still set at the table,

I will normally go under Jackson's high chair

with a baby wipe and just clear up any crumbs or bits

of food that he's thrown over the edge and also

play peeper with him because he really loves this


guys it is half for yesterday on

guys it is half for yesterday on Wednesday and the book just went live on

Wednesday and the book just went live on the Amazon store oh my goodness that is

the Amazon store oh my goodness that is

the Amazon store oh my goodness that is so cool like this is so cool like I had

so cool like this is so cool like I had

so cool like this is so cool like I had an idea like a dream to do something


Look,

Frank : I always hoped I'd get off on some kind of technicality, you know?

Frank : Not this.

Frank : Never this.

Frank : He's built a life.

Frank : He's got a wife, he's got two kids.

I'm not gonna take that away from him.

Maggie : Frank, please.

Castle : I'm sorry.

Frank : This is the way it's gotta be.

Oh. WHIMPERING

Alexis : There must be something we can do.

Castle : It's not what Frank wants.

Alexis : But he's innocent, Dad, and he's going to die.

Tomorrow.

John : I know.

Alexis : I actually started believing we could save the day.

Castle : And we almost did.

Alexis : I know how much he loves Maggie.

Alexis : If he just had more time

Alexis : to think about this, maybe he'd change his mind.

Alexis : But the clock just ran out.


Robin : P.S., not sitting great.

Barney : And if anything didn't go according to plan,

Barney : They would freak out.

Lily : What do you mean, the egg timer is broken?

Lily : What are we going to use for charades, sweetie?

Marshall : I'm working on it, darling.

Marshall : Okay? Just stall them.

Now, Robin...

You work in television.

We're experiencing some technical difficulties.

You get that?

We're still laughing.

Right? Laugh, Marshall.

Ted : Come on, they just got excited.

Ted : They've been looking for couple best friends forever.

Plus, I'm sure they weren't that bad.

Robin : Show him.

Barney : This is a web site

Barney : Marshall already made about last night.


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Amy : So, have you been having any morning sickness?

Howard : A little.

Bernadette : And it doesn't help

Bernadette : that I've got this heightened sense of smell.

Penny : Is that a pregnancy thing? Yeah.

Bernadette : The other day I sniffed out

Bernadette : where Howie hid the Girl Scout cookies.

Bernadette : No more Tagalongs, my ass.

Penny : But now you'll be able to make

Penny : your own milk to eat the cookies with.

Raj : Hey, guys. Hey, Penny.

Raj : I really appreciate you helping me with this.

Raj : I don't know what to do.

Penny : Oh, sure. Let me see it. See what?

Raj : I hadn't spoken to Emily since I broke up with her,

Raj : and she left this on my doorstep with a note.

âRaj, I got you this before we split up, but couldn't return it

âand thought you'd like to have it.

Penny : Happy belated Valentine's Day, Emily.â

Attorney : That's nice.


make sure you guys go check it out.

I'll have it also linked up, cause she just turned 2

and we had a birthday party.

He's still this cute little baby face, Yeah.

We're excited for a day at school, you guys excited?

- Yeahhhh oo oo - Yeah

- Finn's excited! - OO - Yeah

- Chuckles

These kids are so fun in the morning.

Alright, we got our lunches, we got our homework.

Let's go!

Yay! We got your pictures, you guys look so cute!

You guys are literally matching in every way.

We are taking Finn to school first,


it's about unconventional family.

I like stuff like that because we're a French family

on this channel, obviously.

What are you doin'?

Finley whining

Aw, he's just mad 'cause I didn't give him one.

Now, we grabbed our bathing suits,

and we are headed over to the Johnson's

because we are going to celebrate Peyton's birthday.

- [Missy] Alright, we made it to Peyton's birthday party,

and I am brought in to have work.

He's making a real cotton candy.

Good job. - Check this out.


goodbye measly well I call a canola

goodbye measly well I call a canola

goodbye measly well I call a canola burger my mousse the granola it's been a

burger my mousse the granola it's been a blast

blast

blast now where's my almond milk which is

now where's my almond milk which is

now where's my almond milk which is handy because I often say I can't speak

handy because I often say I can't speak

handy because I often say I can't speak Italian but you just look for the almond

Italian but you just look for the almond it kind of looks like an armed I'll tell

it kind of looks like an armed I'll tell you do it

you do it

you do it laws of deduction look for the little

laws of deduction look for the little

laws of deduction look for the little almond gone home just a little bit

almond gone home just a little bit

almond gone home just a little bit blunder guys say goodbye to breakfast we


Barney : Guys, I can't stop staring at that girl's face.

Barney : What, you really had something to talk about?

Robin : I've spent the last six years in this city,

Robin : focusing on my career, all for nothing.

Robin : Some lady almost got me killed. Maury Povich stole my cab.

Robin : I swear, this city is starting to reject me like a bad organ transplant.

Robin : Everyone keeps saying that I'm not a real New Yorker.

Robin : Maybe I should just stop trying.

Barney : Robin, I had no idea.

Robin : It's my fault for thinking that you might care.

Robin : - Ranjit, stop the car. - Stopping the car.

Barney : - Don't stop the car. - Not stopping the car.

Robin : - Seriously, stop the car. - Seriously stopping the car.

Barney : Look, you... Wait, Robin, hold on.

Barney : If you want to talk, I'm right here.

Barney : Carrots and peas.


This asshat crashes into the net, my hand gets tangled in the mesh

and I start hearing pops, big pops.

Callie : Dr. O'Malley, what do you see?

Ooh, dislocation of the PIP joint, multiple fractures.

George moves to look at the screen : - That must really hurt. - It's just a finger.

Heath : Last season I took a puck to the face, broke two teeth.

Burke : Oh.

Orthos love hockey season. It's Christmas every day.

Can we just put it in a splint? I got a really big game this afternoon.

Sylvia : Um... do you know what you're doing?

Sylvia : I mean, have you ever done this before?

Have I ever pulled a fork out of a neck?

Hmm. Right.

OK. Let's just do it.

Sylvia : - Honey. - Huh?

- Talk to me. Distract me. - OK. Think about Paris, huh?

Kyle : - And the food and the wine. - Uh-huh.

Kyle : And the long walks we'll take together. And the Champs EI... What?

Addison : - Yeah. - More food, more wine.


Wendy : When Dave left, he told me he met with someone that morning,

Wendy : and things got heated.

Beckett : And who did he meet with?

Wendy : He didn't say. Just that the man was dangerous.

Castle : Well, what was his new book about?

Um. The mafia.

Esposito : Hey, where's Castle?

Beckett : He took his client home.

Beckett : Remember, he doesn't work cases with us anymore.

Hey.

Ryan : So I found out where our vic was yesterday morning.

Ryan : According to his financials, he took a cab ride to Brooklyn.

Esposito : - Where was he dropped off? - This guy's house.

Ryan : Milton Cicero.

Ryan : Works in sanitation.

Ryan : Word is he's totally mobbed up.

Beckett : If our vic was doing research for his book

Beckett : and he asked too many questions,

Milton here might have gotten suspicious and taken Dave out.

Milton Cicero : Okay, he did come to my house.

Milton Cicero : But I didn't kill him.

Milton Cicero : I swear.

Esposito : - So, how do you know him? - I don't.

Cicero : He just came over, started asking me all these questions.

Castle : About what?

Cicero : Union kickbacks.

Cicero : He wanted to know where all the money comes from.

Cicero : Say, you two have any idea who he really is?

- Yeah, he's P.J. Moffet, the novelist. - Yeah.

Cicero : P.J. what? The what?

No, that is Jimmy "Two Guns" O'Malley.


Rachel : - Wow, are you in trouble! - Big time!

Rachel : Want a wedding dress? Hardly used.

Monica : I think we're getting a little ahead of ourselves.

I'm going to get up, go to work, and not think about him all day.

Or else I'm going to get up and go to work.

Rachel : - Wish me luck! - What for?

Rachel : I'm gonna go get one of those job things.

- Hi, Monica. - Franny, welcome back.

Monica : - How was Florida? - You had sex, didn't you?


Leonard : - Hey. - What?


Do you realize this is the last time we'll be here...

Monica : ...as six single people?

What's happening to the coffeehouse?

From now on, it's you four and me and the missus.

Chandler : The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.

Chandler : - Old? - The young, hot ball and chain.

Monica : - Much better. - We gotta go.

Ross : - Where? - Get the dress and lunch with Mom.

Joey, you too?

I just heard "lunch."

Joey : Yeah, I can go. Sure.


Castle : She'd never go for it. She's a real...

Beckett : Mr. Donnelly, I appreciate you coming...

Beckett : What are you doing here?


Penny : Pants, but Leonard says sex doesn't count.

Hm. You poor thing.

Raj : You have one arrow in your quiver, and you just can't use it.

Raj : Fortunately, another pathway to a man's heart

Raj : is through his stomach.

I don't know if I want to cock for him; he's kind of a picky eater.

I mean, "It's too salty. It's too dry.

Penny : It's too burnt and frozen at the same time."

Wait, come on, what else would sweep you off your feet?

Raj : Well, I've always had this fantasy that involves dancing.

Raj : The sexual chemistry between my partner and me is electric.

Raj : But boy, oh, boy, does my father not approve

Raj : until he sees us in the big dance competition.


and we already had jambu today?

That's a numbing leaf, flower, plant, amazing,

and adds that in and then adds in some chili,

usually just some of the chili juice.

But we got some of the floating chilies

to make it extra spicy.

Then some of the salted shrimp and the fills your bowl

with the tucupi soup.

I've seen people just kinda drink it.

And you get this little stick fork to eat the jambu leaves.


Ryan : He's been incarcerated since his arrest.

He might have had an accomplice.

Beckett : Whoever poisoned Joe McUsic

Beckett : somehow did it in this building 15 minutes before he died.

Ryan : I'll get with security,

Ryan : pull the surveillance footage from all the corridors and common rooms.

Esposito : I'll talk to the jurors. Someone might have seen something.

Castle : All right.

Why don't we see what Mr. Otis Williams has to say for himself.

Counselor.

Beckett : Detective Beckett, I'd like to speak with your client.


Sarah?


can do even see the different view the

can do even see the different view the different side of the city from here and

different side of the city from here and then over on this high-end side this is

then over on this high-end side this is

then over on this high-end side this is the bathroom they may have actually

the bathroom they may have actually

the bathroom they may have actually renovated bathroom

renovated bathroom

renovated bathroom it's the tiles look quite clean and new

it's the tiles look quite clean and new

it's the tiles look quite clean and new the sink is it's a great bathroom like

the sink is it's a great bathroom like

the sink is it's a great bathroom like if there's nothing to complain about the

if there's nothing to complain about the bathroom all it's good the shower there

bathroom all it's good the shower there

bathroom all it's good the shower there is no hot water in this house which is

is no hot water in this house which is

is no hot water in this house which is totally okay because typically it's you

totally okay because typically it's you

totally okay because typically it's you don't really need hot water here you're

don't really need hot water here you're

don't really need hot water here you're not overly spacious but definitely

not overly spacious but definitely

not overly spacious but definitely everything you need everything you could

everything you need everything you could want in a bathroom all right and then

want in a bathroom all right and then

want in a bathroom all right and then this side this is our bedroom young and


BURKE : - O'Malley's a scrapper. - A scrapper? He's going to destroy him.

BURKE : He's tougher than he looks. Silent, but deadly.

DEREK : This is immature and stupid. I would think you'd agree.

BURKE : They're letting off some steam. This is why you don't have guy friends.

DEREK : - This is why I should have come alone. - Ready? Let's go.


Sheldon : I'm open to the possibility.

Sheldon : Whatever.

Howard : You know, if he moves across the hall for good,

Howard : Leonard could keep the stuff you don't like

Howard : in Sheldon's old room.

Howard : Solves everything. That's a great idea!

Leonard : Ooh, maybe I could turn it into a gaming den.

Raj : That would be amazing.

Wait, wait, hold on, do what?

Sheldon : Excuse me... that's my room.

Leonard : But you won't be living here.


Ted : It's not like it will ever come to anything.

Robin : I don't know.

Robin : It might come to something.

Robin : You know, girls find architects very hot.


So there we were helping Barney pack up his childhood home.

Barney : Ted, that thing you're packing is way too big to fit in that box.

Yes, that's what your mom said.

Barney : How dare you!

Ted : No, she actually said that.

Lauretta : Dear, I thought I told you, that's just not going to fit in there.

James : Someone order something tall, dark and awesome?

Lauretta : - My goodness! - Mama.

Lauretta : Look at my two sons. So big and strong and handsome.

Lily : - Mom. - Stop.

Lauretta : And how is my delicious little grandson?

Lauretta : - Did he get the clothes I sent him? - Check it. Huh?


oh that's like you can breathe Scoob you can really taste the garlic in there

can really taste the garlic in there

can really taste the garlic in there every individual grain of rice is so

every individual grain of rice is so

every individual grain of rice is so evenly coated in that soy sauce glaze


let's yeah I'm gonna leave this here and I'll come okay thanks okay she's cool my

I'll come okay thanks okay she's cool my quickly charge it less yeah

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