House : How are you?

Lucy : I'm good.

Oh!

Oh...

Lucy : Oh, you really need a haircut.


want to make sure you get them in time

want to make sure you get them in time so order now if you watch our last vlog

so order now if you watch our last vlog

so order now if you watch our last vlog Brian and I went a little crazy with

Brian and I went a little crazy with

Brian and I went a little crazy with this golf cart

this golf cart

this golf cart he actually put it in the pond it still

he actually put it in the pond it still

he actually put it in the pond it still got pond algae on it this is the one you

got pond algae on it this is the one you can tell by all the paint she

can tell by all the paint she

can tell by all the paint she works Bryan got it working she's driving

works Bryan got it working she's driving it's freezing right now

it's freezing right now

it's freezing right now boom boom baby she's cold but she's

boom boom baby she's cold but she's

boom boom baby she's cold but she's running that's awesome super super weird


House : Absolutely. As soon as I do performance reviews.

House : And then review the reviews, ofcourse.

House : A decision like this can't be made without proper, you know, review.

House : Shouldn't take longer than a month, maybe two.

House : Four at the most, unless it gets complicated.

There's no way outta this.

You might as well get it over with as fast as you can, like ripping off a Band-Aid.

House : Only instead of a two-cent piece of tape and gauze, it's a human being.


and then you taste the cumin so vibrantly.

And it's like tomato-y.

Oh, that's incredible.

And the curries are amazing, but that vegetable,

it's so fresh tasting, that nuttiness,

and how they just sauteed it down

in onions and garlic and the oil.

That's the way vegetables should taste.

upbeat music

There's only one thing that can possibly make you forget

about the stunning scenery that is right behind us,

and that is a meal and hospitality this good,

but then when you

prepare it with the food

and you think about the scenery that we're sitting in,

it just makes it like an experience beyond belief.

upbeat music


In fact, if you want, I can get you her.

Well, if you think about it...

Rachel : Ross did learn something from each marriage.

Paul : How to make the next one even shorter?

Wait a minute. That's not fair.

Rachel : He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was to Emily.

He just didn't tell me.

Rachel : Maybe I have to pee again.

Paul : Well, this is fun.


Leonard : ...as a purely intellectual exercise.

What do you mean?

Well, ah, remember when you tried to learn how to swim using the Internet?

Sheldon : I did learn how to swim.

Leonard : On the floor.

The skills are transferable.

Sheldon : I just have no interest in going in the water.

Leonard : Then why learn how to swim?

Sheldon : The ice caps are melting, Leonard.

Sheldon : In the future, swimming isn't going to be optional.

Sheldon : But you do bring up an interesting point. I don't have to break new ground here.

I'm sure the research already exists.

No. No, my point is if you wanna learn how to make friends...

Leonard : ...then just go out to a coffee shop or a museum.


you're so hot they're like the perfect

you're so hot they're like the perfect like chewy texture but they're they're

like chewy texture but they're they're

like chewy texture but they're they're soft at the same time just slightly

soft at the same time just slightly

soft at the same time just slightly gummy and then that then that broth it's

gummy and then that then that broth it's so thick then and kind of sticky that it

so thick then and kind of sticky that it actually just clings to the noodles yeah

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] that you can actually melt in your mouth

that you can actually melt in your mouth oh it's so soft and so tender next I'm

oh it's so soft and so tender next I'm

oh it's so soft and so tender next I'm gonna add some of this spice and Shinji


"but she was too afraid

to hear the answer."

Bernadette : Oh, Amelia.

"So instead she asked if, in the future,

Montana ever became a state."

Amy : In the 1800s that was considered flirting.

Raj : I'm so sick of people being mean on the Internet.

Howard : Well, I think the anonymity makes everyone feel like

Howard : they can say things they'd never say to your face.

Sheldon : Interesting.

Sheldon : I can't think of a single thing

Sheldon : I wouldn't say to someone's face.

Leonard : Never noticed that about you.

You know what? A-At least you guys did something.

You know, you-you had a theory,

Leonard : you wrote a paper,

Raj : you made an actual contribution.

Raj : All guys like this do is just stand on other people's work.

Sheldon : He's right.

Sheldon : I say we call this person back.


Ted : And the best part is, he got his shots.

Nate : Got my shots.

Marshall : - You are so playful. - Nice job fetching those.

Lily : Guys, cut it out. Scooby, sit.


Beckett : Kyle Cabot! NYPD!

Clear! Room clear.

All clear.

Ryan : You should invite him to join your book club.

Beckett. You got to see this.

Castle : Oh, that's creepy!

Castle : I was never a Scout.

Esposito : Hey, Beckett.

Beckett : Alison's blouse. I'm guessing he kept trophies.

Twenty-two caliber.


Are you sure it's a new bump?

No offense, but I've always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpy-headed child.

It's okay if he bumps his head. Kids bump their heads all the time.

Ross : It was your first time babysitting. You did the best you could.


has anyone check them out today I think

has anyone check them out today I think

has anyone check them out today I think I'm gonna go get it

I'm gonna go get it

I'm gonna go get it [Music]


Well, you are just going to have to.

I've already got a mother and father who cannot stay in the same room.

I don't want to have a separate room for you too!

I'll get the bagels.

What's this?


Howard : Boy, oh, boy, that's a lot of pieces.

Penny : You know what they all do, right?

Howard : Yes, of course.

Sheldon : What about this one?

Leonard : Well, I... how familiar are you

Howard : with miniaturized integrated logic circuits?

Sheldon : Not very.

Howard : That right there is a miniaturized

Howard : integrated logic circuit.

Sheldon : So, can you get it working?

Howard : I'm an MIT-trained engineer.

Howard : I've built components for the space station.

Sheldon : I thought the zero-gravity toilet didn't work.

Howard : It worked fine,

Howard : it just wasn't designed for Russian cosmonauts

Howard : and their potato-based diet.

Raj : Hey, guys.

Raj : Hey. Hello.

Raj : I have to return the helicopter. My father...


Beckett : I will keep that in mind, sir.

Castle : What was that about?


Ours is at the shop.

God, I hope she has my brains.

Guy : I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself.

Lydia : I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse and a helper guy.

Lydia : -So did you see who won the game? -The Knicks by 10. They suck.

Lydia : They're not so bad.

Ross : Come on. Come on.

-You're doing it too hard. -You have to do it hard or else


lot robot you excited guys all right

lot robot you excited guys all right that ain't support on here the costume

that ain't support on here the costume

that ain't support on here the costume now let's get it together career

now let's get it together career

now let's get it together career together

together

together hi guys Eduardo get it

hi guys Eduardo get it

hi guys Eduardo get it oh did you wanna come here come here be


Rachel : I feel blue.

Monica : I bet you anything he'll call you again.

Yeah, maybe. But, you know, I don't think I even care.

I don't think he's the one I'm sad about.

I know I said I'm totally okay with Ross getting married.

Rachel : But as it turns out...

...I don't think I'm handling it all that well.

Rachel : Yeah, maybe.

And I'm just trying to figure out why.

Phoebe : Any luck?

You know how Ross and I have always been on-again, off-again?


House : Why are you wearing perfume?

Cuddy : Is this a real case

Cuddy : or one of those imaginary cases that happen when you're bored?

CIPA.

Cuddy : CIPA is a diagnosis.

Cuddy : Diagnoses happen at the end of cases.

House : She's got no idea what's going on in her body.

There's bound to be something wrong.

Cuddy : In other words, she could be perfectly healthy,

Cuddy : but you're curious about someone who can't feel pain

Cuddy : because you always feel pain, so you want to go exploring.

House : She was in a car accident.

House : She needs x-rays, blood tests, EEG, nerve biopsy.

House : I also note that, although snow is coming down in sheets this morning,

House : you left your hat at home, and you used earmuffs.

Cuddy : Do your tests, except for the...

House : So while everyone else was just worrying about getting in,

House : you were concerned with hat head.

House : Blind dates are never a good idea.

House : Only reason to wear a scarf like that is as a beacon to identify you in a crowd.

Cuddy : Do your tests, except for the nerve biopsy.

House : I need the nerve biopsy. You'd risk paralyzing her.


Beckett : So, uh, I'm guessing we don't know who she is.

Lanie Parish : Hopefully, we will in a minute. In the meantime,

Lanie Parish : I can give you a pretty good idea of how she died.

Beckett : Manual strangulation.


- Okay, don't worry.

We're going to get him out in like two seconds.

- We better get this safe open.

- [Bryan] It'll okay, we're going to get him out, okay?

- Okay.

- Yeah, so, the bearded dragon is in the safe right now.


Beebo. soft guitar music

I've dressed the boys in bright pink T-shirts,

so that we can't loose them.

- You have to wear these at night.

- Yeah we put you to bed in them, didn't we.

Good thing we brought the buggy as our personal trolley.

Got one, two-- - Three.

- Three laughing - Four, five.

- It's all happening! kids shouting


Ted : I don't know if the oven is deep enough. Plus,

Ted : it's a display made of cardboard.

Barney : I should probably disconnect the gas.

Marshall : Just so you guys know,

Marshall : there was a tiny explosion at the sewage treatment plant

Marshall : across the street from our apartment, but, I'm sure it's fine by now.

Steve : - This is awesome! - It's not awesome!

Robin : I think the smaller turkey

Robin : just tried to crawl further inside the bigger turkey.

Barney : I'm have...

Barney : I'm having trouble breathing!

Steve : Mom keeps an extra litter box in here.

Steve : There you go. Good as new.

Steve : Hey, Ginger.

Lily : Ted, you're not gonna like this, but we do have one other option.

Zoey : Hey, you guys should come to my house for Thanksgiving.


Okay, I've got one for you. If you had to, which would you eat?

Phoebe : A Seeing Eye dog or a talking gorilla?

I'd have to say the talking gorilla.

Because at least I could explain to him that you're making me eat him.

-Oh. Somebody went to college. -Yeah.

Wow. What is it? I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. My foot itches like crazy.

Oh. I'll get it.

I usually get to know a girl better before I let her spoon me.

Relax. It's not like we're forking.


Mahoney : Oh, God.

Mahoney : There's a timer, too.

Seems like the timer was activated once she stepped on that triggering plate.

Castle : Okay. Well, how much time is left?

Thirty minutes and 47 seconds.

Um...

Mahoney : All right, well, can we deactivate it by then?

Mahoney : We'll try. Trouble is, our usual targets, the fuse, the detonator, the timing pin,

Mahoney : they're all shielded by a steel plate.

Castle : Well, there's gotta be something we can do.

Castle : We could line the floor with armor.

Castle : I could just put on one of those Hurt Locker suits,

I could tackle her right off of it.

Mr. Castle, if that thing goes off, the whole building's going with it.

Mahoney : There's not a suit in the world that's gonna...

Beckett : Hey, Castle, what's going on?


HOWARD : I'm busy too! You answer it!

MRS. WOLOWITZ : I can't! I'm on the toilet!

HOWARD : God's sake, I don't need to hear that!

Can't you just say, "I'm busy?"

MRS. WOLOWITZ : I said, "I'm busy," but that wasn't good enough for you!


Penny : I don't think so, I'm clicking on

"One weird trick for a flat belly,"

Penny : but I'm still seeing

"Celebrities who look like their pets."

Leonard : Oh, I knew it,

Leonard : Sheldon changed the password.

Sheldon : Are you sure?

Leonard : Well, the new network name is,

"Ha ha ha, now I've got you," so...

Leonard : It's either Sheldon or Gargamel from The Smurfs.

Penny : What a jerk.

You're good at revenge; how do we get him back?

Penny : Well, my go-to move is usually

Penny : sleep with the person's boyfriend,


[Music]


Zack : It sounds easy, but there's a lot of science that goes into designing them.


Would you like me to get a pint of ice cream and two spoons?

No, no, no ice cream. Look...

We gotta get rid of all this girlie stuff in here.

I gotta be a man!

Joey : The living room has to remain a guy place, okay?


Sheldon : Good Lord, what have I done?

Howard : Terrible.

Raj : All right, hotshot, let's hear your Indian.


Why did you page me about...? None of these are my patients.

Debbie : You're Bailey's intern, right? Then these are your patients.

Debbie : Debbie here.


you're thinking of a for show me a

you're thinking of a for show me a 4-under that's it let's do it again

4-under that's it let's do it again

4-under that's it let's do it again let's do it again okay this time do it

let's do it again okay this time do it

let's do it again okay this time do it again

again

again keep it yourself I'll tie matters where

keep it yourself I'll tie matters where

keep it yourself I'll tie matters where I put the number you want on top I'll

I put the number you want on top I'll

I put the number you want on top I'll face this way tell me when you've done

face this way tell me when you've done

face this way tell me when you've done it you've got right I mean I won't even

it you've got right I mean I won't even

it you've got right I mean I won't even look at you did you think of a number

look at you did you think of a number

look at you did you think of a number and change it in our second and you

and change it in our second and you

and change it in our second and you changed to a three for anyone back to

changed to a three for anyone back to

changed to a three for anyone back to three all right I have been taught how

three all right I have been taught how

three all right I have been taught how to catch fireflies but there's something

to catch fireflies but there's something in five fires very first a village ready

in five fires very first a village ready there's one ready yeah


for shade well then people if it's still an hour before they open but people are

an hour before they open but people are

an hour before they open but people are people are really starting to come you

people are really starting to come you

people are really starting to come you got it this is one of those places you

got it this is one of those places you

got it this is one of those places you got to really get here an hour before


Wilson : There's something called referred pain. You could have cancer in one part of your body...

Wilson : that presents in another.

Wilson : Given your age and your family history, I'm thinking your colon.

Great.

Carly : I was at Columbia when my mom died. Now there's a blast.

Carly : Cleaning up her vomit, and then running to my econ final.

Look.

Carly : If I'm a short-timer, give me drugs. I'll go back to work. I'll die there.

Whoa. There's a very quick test to see if you even have it... a colonoscopy.


bacon eNOS how's the clam chowder you

bacon eNOS how's the clam chowder you know what we're missing


Amber : Very nice.

Jeremy : Thank you.

Nothing.

Amber : Maybe you didn't mean it.

House : I meant it.

House : Did you do a liver biopsy to confirm... - Couldn't.

Foreman : The artificial skin was too thin, she'd bleed out.

Foreman : Why were you talking to the patient?

House : I think skinless women are hot.

House : Do a transjugular liver biopsy.

House : If she bleeds, at least it stays in her veins.


Bernadette : And it doesn't matter that your career's going great right now

Bernadette : and that you and your husband never even got to go anywhere

taped to a dog!

Raj : I skipped spin class for this.

Howard : Why is it taking him so long

Howard : to get a drink out of a vending machine?

Leonard : Oh, it's complicated.

Leonard : He finds pushing that little door

Leonard : and reaching up into the machine uncomfortably intimate.

Sheldon : Gentlemen, I am ready to work.

To quote The Martian, "Let's science the feces out of this!"

That's The Martian the book

and The Martian the movie, not Marvin the Martian.

Sheldon : Although to quote Marvin the Martian,

"I claim this planet

in the name of Mars."

Leonard : Are you okay?

Sheldon : Oh, I'm fantastic, never been better.

Sheldon : I had my first energy drink

Sheldon : and I feel great.

Sheldon : Hey, you guys want to wrestle?

Sheldon : We can do arm, thumb, mud, sumo.

Sheldon : Nah, we're not fat enough, or wearing diapers.

Howard : You wanted him awake.


Howard : I'm thinking about getting my doctorate,

Howard : and he wants to teach-- why not?

Sheldon : Oh, Howard.

Sheldon : I appreciate the gesture,

Sheldon : but this is a graduate-level physics class.

Sheldon : I don't think you'd understand

Sheldon : a single thing I was talking about.

Ask why not again; I've got an answer.

Howard : Sheldon, I'm more than smart enough to take your class.


Leonard : It really does hold up.

dance music blaring, women whooping and cheering

Bernadette : See? Isn't this better than a hotel room?

Yep. Shake that thing!

Bernadette : Have you ever seen a body so fine?

Amy : We had some pretty hot corpses in my anatomy class,

Amy : but none of them moved like that!

PENNY : Good morning.

Penny : You want to go to the pool?

both groaning

Amy : Come on... you said it yourself.

Penny : Only nerds and losers stay in the room.


So rocotto chili, is actually what this...

I'm looking for trying this, too,

which we already had in the morning as well.

But the rocotto chili,

it's native to this region

to the Andes, to the mountains of South America, in Peru.

And it's very important in the food in this region as well

for flavoring, for different dishes.

But it's known to be a very very spicy chili,

and it's almost like a tomato

and then one of the common thing is they stuff it,

but they take out the seeds.

They even do a process of boiling it

to get out the spiciness.

Oh, we got some fresh ones that we need to try.

chili crunches

Oh you know what, at the beginning it's not spicy

it's more like, almost like a bell pepper

with a little bit of a kick.

But not overly spicy, but it's sweet.

- There I reckon shiny seeds down in there.

- Yeah, the seeds are like...

- I'll go for the top.


Anabelle had the murder weapon on her the night she died.

Castle : Don't worry, this one's just a toy.

Now, the killer confronts Anabelle.

Anabelle, presumably to protect herself, drew her blaster.

Castle : They struggled for the gun.

Castle : The killer over...

Castle : I need you to resist just a little less.

Told ya.

And wrench free the weapon.

Anabelle was slain by her own Thorian Blaster. Zap.


Penny : But what if you need it?

My expenses account for 46.9 percent of my after-tax income.

Sheldon : The rest is divvied up between a small savings account...

Sheldon : ...this deceptive container of peanut brittle...

Sheldon : ...and the hollowed-out buttocks of a superhero action figure...

Sheldon : ...who shall remain nameless for his own protection.

Sheldon : Or her own protection.


Phoebe : Do you think they have yesterday's Daily News?

I just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right.

Oh, my God! Don't Iook now. Behind you there's a guy...

...who can break our hearts and plunge us into depression.

Come to mama.

Monica : He's coming. Be cool. Be cool. Be cool.

Guy : -Nice hat. -Thanks.

Phoebe : -We should do something. Whistle. -I' m not whistling.


certain yeah Oh is the baby in there is

certain yeah Oh is the baby in there is that any musical instrument is Right


There's no sweet flavor to it at all. That's why the coconut and the sugar is I feel like this is really vital because

Go with it this dish becomes transformative, and this is definitely something

I love to wow I don't taste a lot of that ube flavor. I feel like here. It's just more about the texture

Well that texture is off so out of all the dishes


have work okay actually turns over a few days ago immediate what have you got

days ago immediate what have you got

days ago immediate what have you got planned for my birthday tell me all

planned for my birthday tell me all

planned for my birthday tell me all about my birthday what have you got

about my birthday what have you got

about my birthday what have you got planned so I'm gonna wake up in the


Yes, sir. I fully understand. Thank you, sir.

Stack : Well played, Detective Beckett.

Stack : So what do you want to know?

Beckett : Why don't we start with who are you?


Raj : where he says he got caught using someone else's badge,

Raj : and Sheldon was right, he did get charged with petty theft.


next to each other and compare them this one is probably always gonna be the

one is probably always gonna be the

one is probably always gonna be the parent favorite the homecoming king the

parent favorite the homecoming king the

parent favorite the homecoming king the more popular satay skewer and score you

more popular satay skewer and score you

more popular satay skewer and score you get the point just this one it looks

get the point just this one it looks

get the point just this one it looks kind of good try it out yeah I don't try


they just write to perfection we're

they just write to perfection we're

they just write to perfection we're going to meet on this paint beautiful

going to meet on this paint beautiful

going to meet on this paint beautiful tender white great need so spicy a

tender white great need so spicy a

tender white great need so spicy a little hints of sleep this dish Oh Maris

little hints of sleep this dish Oh Maris beautiful

right here in Thailand just want to say

right here in Thailand just want to say

right here in Thailand just want to say again how good that fish was that's 50

again how good that fish was that's 50

again how good that fish was that's 50 more bison man that's good will I tell

more bison man that's good will I tell

more bison man that's good will I tell you to the sauce to get that

you to the sauce to get that

you to the sauce to get that oh my god ladies let's go time so far

oh my god ladies let's go time so far

oh my god ladies let's go time so far the guys yourself a favor on me here I'm

the guys yourself a favor on me here I'm gonna put the address for you come here

gonna put the address for you come here

gonna put the address for you come here and try their fish now the problem is I

and try their fish now the problem is I

and try their fish now the problem is I don't know what fish I ordered I thought

don't know what fish I ordered I thought of some other people's people and what

of some other people's people and what

of some other people's people and what that is and it turned out to be odd


This at least helps explain why she feels so different.

Raj : The point is, biologically and emotionally speaking,

Raj : - she has a choice to make. - A choice?

Mauer : My mouth feels all weird.

Audrey sarcastic : Chewing paper will have that effect.

Alex : - Weird how? - Pins and needles.


Oh, that's good.

Oh and then final step is to add in some Kaffir lime leaves.

She just wrapped them up and is really finely slicing them.


me it's for Amelia she loves smoked

me it's for Amelia she loves smoked salmon cream cheese wraps and then she

salmon cream cheese wraps and then she

salmon cream cheese wraps and then she can have them good to add a stock try it

can have them good to add a stock try it so I've been trying different things and

so I've been trying different things and Jonathan doesn't like any of them I

Jonathan doesn't like any of them I

Jonathan doesn't like any of them I tried kind bars he was just like please

tried kind bars he was just like please

tried kind bars he was just like please can you get the other ones again on my

can you get the other ones again on my

can you get the other ones again on my mother and then I tried these ones I

mother and then I tried these ones I

mother and then I tried these ones I like the kind which are doves farm but I

like the kind which are doves farm but I think because they're like vegan they

think because they're like vegan they

think because they're like vegan they just have so much stuff that's not in

just have so much stuff that's not in

just have so much stuff that's not in there II don't like this and then I got

there II don't like this and then I got

there II don't like this and then I got these crunchy oats and dark chocolate

these crunchy oats and dark chocolate

these crunchy oats and dark chocolate but we'll see how those goes a toast

but we'll see how those goes a toast

but we'll see how those goes a toast goes those go and we'll let you know and

goes those go and we'll let you know and now we're gonna be healthy and not


Beckett : Thank you, sir.

Bridget Mcmanus : Kill him? I've loved Zack Lindsey since the ninth grade.

Beckett : You have a funny way of showing it.


Robin : Yeah.

Robin : Let's take things slow.

Ted : And kids, that's exactly what she did.

Future Ted VO : Then, on a totally different day

Future Ted VO : That was definitely not the next morning,

Future Ted VO : Aunt robin had to face her worst fear.


l don't know. I think you might look sexy with long hair.

With the kind that flows down to your shoulders...

Amy : ...and blows back while riding on a horse.


Jephthah baby we're all packed up ready

Jephthah baby we're all packed up ready

Jephthah baby we're all packed up ready to go oh no cars broken all right now we

to go oh no cars broken all right now we gotta take the symbolic photograph

gotta take the symbolic photograph

gotta take the symbolic photograph so we're on our way to the hospital now

so we're on our way to the hospital now

so we're on our way to the hospital now and making good time


Arthur : Oh, yeah.

Arthur : We fired him when we caught him clubbing a seal in his office

Arthur : with an even cuter seal.

Arthur : The guy's a maniac.

Arthur : He's just an awful, flatulent racist.


amazing

amazing I think you should have done and if you

I think you should have done and if you

I think you should have done and if you should I call it we should we should put

should I call it we should we should put some plans to set up Amelia and my


Monica : He's a friend of my parents. He's like 20 years older than me.

So you're never gonna see him again?

Monica : Not never.

Monica : I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.

- Didn't you just get your eyes checked? - Yeah, but you know...

Monica : ...27 is...

Monica : ...a dangerous eye age.

They are peeking teams to play my discreption, help me.

Rachel : I'm not saying it was a bad movie. I'm just saying it was a little...

Rachel : ...hard to follow.


what a restaurant though I loved it the

what a restaurant though I loved it the

what a restaurant though I loved it the traditional style and if we had more

traditional style and if we had more

traditional style and if we had more time we would that's the type of place

time we would that's the type of place

time we would that's the type of place you could sit you could relax for a

you could sit you could relax for a

you could sit you could relax for a while and just slowly eat but we've got

while and just slowly eat but we've got

while and just slowly eat but we've got to move because in about an hour from

to move because in about an hour from

to move because in about an hour from now we have the canal tour canal boat to

now we have the canal tour canal boat to her and so we got to ride the bicycle

her and so we got to ride the bicycle

her and so we got to ride the bicycle back to the apartment park the bicycle

back to the apartment park the bicycle

back to the apartment park the bicycle then I got a phantom to figure out how

then I got a phantom to figure out how

then I got a phantom to figure out how to get to the canal where where the boat

to get to the canal where where the boat here is

[Music]

hello can we go to affiliate plots


Ross.

Minister : Nothing makes God happier...

Minister : ...than when two people, any two people, come together in love.

Minister : Friends, family, we're gathered here today...

Minister : ...to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.

Ross : Oh, my God!

Phoebe : Now I've seen everything!


I was the point person on my company's transition from the KL5 to GR6 systems.

-You must have had your hands full. -That I did. That I did.

So let's talk a little bit about your duties.

Chandler : My duties?

Phoebe : All right.

You'll be heading a whole division, so you'll have a lot of duties.


Chandler : Yes, I do.

Doug : Now, get on out of here, you!

Pete Becker circles the ring.

Looks like he's just trying to feel him out.

- Bruiser is charging! - Run.

Chandler : Run, you crazy, rich freak!

I can't watch this.

Check it out! Pete's winning!

Ross : - Really? - No!


Bernadette : I'm too small for Twister. And roller coasters.

Bernadette : And sitting with my feet on the floor.

Bernadette : Hope you enjoyed the prenatal cigarettes, mom.

Hey, my mom smoked pot when she was pregnant with me...

Penny : ...and I turned out just fine.

Penny : Hey, look, I have peach schnapps. Thank God.

- Guys, something happened. - What's wrong?


Sheldon : Oh, that seems overly harsh.

Sheldon : You gave in to a human weakness. You didn't kill a man.

Sheldon : You know, it's a tad old-school...

Sheldon : ...but my father was not one to spare the rod...

Sheldon : ...when my brother would sneak into his truck and drink his driving whiskey.

Are you saying you wanna spank me?

Sheldon : I don't want to...

Sheldon : ...but it looks like you left me no choice.

Amy : That's true.

Amy : I've been a very bad girl.

Howard : Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to fish we go.


Castle : But if anything happens that makes you feel uncomfortable, anything at all,

Castle : you call me, I don't care what it is.

Castle : And there'll be no punishments, no incriminations, nothing, I promise,

Castle : just so long as you call.

Yeah, yeah, I will, I promise, but nothing's gonna happen.

- But there's one more thing, though. - Yes?

- Will you watch Feggin? - Why, is he gonna hatch?

No, our health teacher says we can't leave him alone.

Alexis : That's considered egg abuse.

Alexis : And since Paige and I are co-parenting and we're both going to the party,

Alexis : and her parents are going out, we need a sitter.


Joey : -Not knowing when to shut up. -Yep, that's my thing.

Mike : So how many guys have your key?

lt's not as bad as it looks.

l was saying goodbye to an old friend.

Mike : Your lipstick's on his mouth.


I won't be able to do that for so long. And it's so much fun.

Not that sitting around worrying about giving birth isn't fun.

Hey, you know what? Why don't I take you out.

You don't want to date a pregnant lady.

Yes, I do. We're gonna have a good time.

I'll take your mind off of childbirth, and C-sections..

and baby heads stretching out..

Okay, I'll go with you.

-It will be fun. -All right.

Phoebe : No, no! Yes!

Phoebe : Would you look at that.

I knocked off all your top scores. How sad.

Okay, I'm next.

Don't start another game. I'm next! Phoebe?

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over all the winning.

-Phoebe's hogging the game. -It's a stupid game.

You think it's stupid because you suck.


Monica : What happened?

I ended up at Ross' place. I must have miscounted or something.

Joey : Damn! She's not there anymore.

Joey : Look, Ross is doing his "watching TV" bit.


A little bit of a gamey smell to it.

What we're gonna do for this recipe,

is we're gonna prepare all of the ingredients separately.

So, stir fry the meat, get all the spices ready,

and then after that, we're gonna assemble the entire thing

by stir frying it all together.

The duck is finished stir frying

and she's draining out all that oil.

You can see it.

Down below there is all the oil

but we just want the meat, the dry meat.

Next step it to pound up the garlic and chilies.


chopped vegetables to a really fine mince of tomato and

cucumber and all that parsley in there.


Penny : Okay, sweetie. I'll take care of you. What do you need?

Sheldon : Well, my mom used to give me sponge baths.

Okay, ground rules :

Penny : No sponge baths and definitely no enemas.

Sheldon : Agreed.

Leonard : Here we go. Ten and a half hours of apey goodness.

[THX'S "DEEP NOTE" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]

[GLASSES CLATTER]

Damn it, my glasses.

Leonard : Okay, I'm blind here, guys. Can you help me find them?


into bite-sized pieces.

Oh man, that is gonna be a fresh curry.

We've chosen our chicken,

now we're choosing a piece of the goat,

and I think we've getting some of the leg here.

Oh, he just split those legs in half,

but I'm taking peek.

This is almost like a little meat hut in here,

and he's wearing the full scrub outfit.

Oh, I just got hit with a little chunk of meat.


We've got some eggplant, a beautiful scrambled egg here

that's with tomato, onion, and cilantro.

We've got some cucumbers with some country cheese.

This is super oily, fried, white cheese!

Look at that.

It's completely saturated and it's fried.

You can see it's looking a little crispy on the outside.

Beautiful!

This is falafel.

And what I love about falafel in Egypt so far

is that it's actually cooked with fool fava beans

whereas in other countries, it's cooked with chickpeas.

And here in Alexandria,

they cook it in balls instead of patties.

We've got a nice salad here,

we've got some pickled radish, we've got some beets,

we've got some beautiful tahini and hummus.

Oh yeah, this is what life's about right here.

And you can see this place is just packed

with locals loving the scene, loving the food here.


Raj : Yes.

Sheldon : I've decided to embrace all of the traditions

Sheldon : associated with prom, including spiking the punch.

Leonard : You're gonna put alcohol in the punch?


- This restaurant is very well known for oxtail.

- laughs

- Yeah. So it's very exotic--

- Okay.

- Even for Uzbek people.

- Okay.

- So, let's give it a try!

- This is like a palace-looking place.

- Mark-- - speaks in foreign language

- Hello. - [Mark] Hello

- How are you?

- [Mark] Good, how are you.

- speaks in foreign language

- speaks in foreign language

Oh there goes a plate a food, but this is beautiful.

You've got this inner courtyard,

a huge private, like cabana rooms.

Already, the table is filled with food,

there's fruit, there's some meat dishes,

and some cheeses, and drinks, and then,

you can already tell it's just gonna be a feast.

The piles of fruit, there's a platter of horse sausage,

there's some cheese, there's like sculptures

of vegetables and herbs, a tree of herbs,

and then just the display, like the community,

the social aspect of it, it's beautiful,

and something like I've never seen before.

My first time breaking the Uzbek bread.


one thing you gotta get in Malaysia is

one thing you gotta get in Malaysia is

one thing you gotta get in Malaysia is Turkey probably one of the best turkey I

Turkey probably one of the best turkey I had in New York was from a Malaysia shot

had in New York was from a Malaysia shot but naumann malaysia so let's give some

but naumann malaysia so let's give some

but naumann malaysia so let's give some elation trick me and they're cooking it

elation trick me and they're cooking it

elation trick me and they're cooking it right out front of the store this Turkey

right out front of the store this Turkey has all big pieces in it I'm gonna get

has all big pieces in it I'm gonna get

has all big pieces in it I'm gonna get some of that later but a lot of

some of that later but a lot of

some of that later but a lot of varieties in here Jon

varieties in here Jon

varieties in here Jon I didn't know there's this many

I didn't know there's this many

I didn't know there's this many varieties that's bacon literally like a

varieties that's bacon literally like a

varieties that's bacon literally like a mountain of bacon right here

mountain of bacon right here

mountain of bacon right here oh don't bored oh no more dough is like

oh don't bored oh no more dough is like

oh don't bored oh no more dough is like a really famous northeastern dish Oh in

a really famous northeastern dish Oh in

a really famous northeastern dish Oh in fish Turkey Wow what's the best turkey

fish Turkey Wow what's the best turkey

fish Turkey Wow what's the best turkey hash to try so don't pull it off oh nice

hash to try so don't pull it off oh nice oh thank you look at that


House : The only way to save him is to prove that she is still dying.

Chase : MRI machine checks out.

Foreman : Maybe the radiologist mis-charted which machine they used.

I checked both.

Chase : This is insane, we're diagnosing a recovery.

What about six months ago?

Maybe there was a malfunction in her "before" pictures,

Cameron : some shadow that made the tumor look bigger than it really was.

Cameron : I'll go see what I can find out.

Foreman : Maybe it's a delayed effect from radiation.

Foreman : Sometimes it could take a while.

Chase : She hasn't had radiation for six months.

Boyd : - Here. - Nowhere. Her records...

Foreman : There's about a dozen appliances in every home that give off radiation.

Chase : Dosages that wouldn't hurt a hamster if it was tied to the machine for a year.

Foreman : If the machine's operating properly.

Chase : Sometimes remissions just happen.

Foreman : You think House will just shrug and say that

Foreman : if one of us doesn't check the home?


and I know he's up he's up he got a

and I know he's up he's up he got a little warm up Oh get it dude looks like

little warm up Oh get it dude looks like he's headed home boys for the record the

he's headed home boys for the record the guy took a beating and he lasted way

guy took a beating and he lasted way

guy took a beating and he lasted way longer than any of us - Dale what kind

longer than any of us - Dale what kind

longer than any of us - Dale what kind of bird is that I think that's a man


Raj : Does the smart-ass know that Terminator was actually

Raj : ripped off from an Outer Limits script called

Raj : Demon With a Glass Hand, by Harlan Ellison?

Leonard : Oh, does the gazelle know that according to Harlan Ellison,

Leonard : it was not ripped off from Demon With a Glass Hand,

Leonard : but was ripped off from another Outer Limits script

Leonard : he wrote called The Soldier?

Penny : I'm gonna need another clue.

Howard : Okay, give me the flowers and pie.

Sheldon : But if we show up and you're holding them,

Sheldon : she'll think they're only from you.

Howard : They are only from me.

Howard : You said the gift of you was enough.


House : No. They were stupid, too.

Park : What are you doing here?

Bobby : I'm here for Vanessa.

Theresa : Now is not the time, Bobby.

Bobby : She asked me to come. Right, Doc?

Wilson : Actually, it was my idea.

Theresa : What? What are you thinking? She doesn't want to see him.

Wilson : When Vanessa was ready to quit chemo,

Wilson : Bobby's the one who got her to do one more round.

Theresa : Yeah. And then he got her drunk.

Theresa : At least tell me you haven't been drinking today.

Bobby : I should go. Yeah.

Vanessa : Hail, hail, the gang's all here.

Bobby : Hey, beautiful.

Hi.


- All right, so I've got him...? - Tuesday.

Ross : Bye, you guys.

Rachel : - Take care. - Bye, Ben.

Did he just say "bye"?

Rachel : He said bye!

Rachel : You said bye! He said bye to me!

Yes, he did!

Susan : Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college!

Chandler : We've gotta go. We've got that cab downstairs.

See you later.


You know, and a kiss on the cheek wouldn't be totally inappropriate.

Mike : -No. No. -l mean....

-ln Minsk? -Yeah?

lt's two on each cheek...

-...and one on the lips. -Well, if that's what they do in Minsk.

ln New York, it's--

Rachel : Oh, boy.


...and followed the light.

Yeah, well, I'm using noise.

So, everybody ready?

Monica : Here we go!


Esposito : Mr. Bumpkins.

Castle : So, grief-stricken, our killer blames Michelle and Sandra

Castle : for the loss of his best friend, and decides to get revenge.

All this about a dog?

Beckett : What does this have to do with Nikki Heat?

The dog's a trigger.

Shaw : Maybe he was reading the book when it was killed.

Shaw : When he snapped, he somehow blamed Nikki for it.

Beckett : - It seems a little absurd. - You must be a cat lover.

Shaw : Detective, he's looking for a reason to kill. This is it.

Esposito : What about our first vic? How does Peterman fit into all this?

Well, he was a personal injury lawyer.

Castle : Maybe our murderer wanted to file a wrongful doggie-death suit.

Avery : According to Peterman's notes, back in January,

Avery : he had a meeting with a Ben Conrad over a lawsuit about a dead dog.

Avery : Peterman declined to take the case, though.

Castle : - That's the last piece of our puzzle. - What do you have on Conrad?

Avery : Just a photo from the DMV.

Got you, you son of a bitch.

Yeah?

Okay. Okay, sweetie.

Shaw : Mommy's gotta go arrest somebody, okay? I'll be home for dinner.

Shaw : All right, I love you. Bye.

Beckett : - You're a mom? - Yeah.

Shaw : And you can holster your gun. You're both staying here.

What? Come on! This is the final take-down!


Beckett : Really? what is it?

Well, now, if I told you that, you might not need me anymore.

Beckett : Then don't tell me.

Beckett : And since we're being honest, there's something that I have to tell you.

I hated Moffet's book.


[PANTING] Leonard.

Sheldon : Leonard!

Leonard entering : Hey, what's the matter?

Sheldon : Equations. Someone's tampered with my equations.

- Are you sure? - Of course.

Look at the beta function of quantum chromodynamics.

Sheldon : The sign's been changed.

Leonard : Oh, yeah.

Leonard : But doesn't that fix the problem you've been having?

Sheldon : Are you insane? Are you out of your mind?

Are you...? Hey, look, that fixes the problem I've been having.

Lesley : You're welcome.

Sheldon : You did this?

Lesley : Yeah. I noticed it when I got up to get water, so I fixed it.

Now you can show quarks are asymptotically free at high energies.

Lesley : Pretty cool, huh?

"Cool"?

Listen, I gotta get to the lab.

Lesley : Thanks for a great night.

Leonard : Thank you. I'll see you at work.

Sheldon : - Hold on. Hold on. - What?

- Who told you you could touch my board? - No one.

Sheldon : I don't come into your house and touch your board.

Lesley : There are no incorrect equations on my board.


The pure excitement and anticipation for the best bite of duck that you will ever eat

So we have a huge Beijing duck feast here today

He cut up a whole duck

Beautiful

And then over here some cucumbers, melon, and radish

The beauty over here, this, the wraps


Esposito : Preliminaries on the letter aren't giving us much.

Esposito : There are no usable prints and no DNA.

And the pick up at the mail drop in Vivien's building is 6 : 00 p.m.

Beckett : Time enough for the killer to have written it and mailed it

Beckett : after she was dead.

Castle : But why? Why go through all that trouble?

Beckett : To keep us spinning wild theories and chasing after men dressed in black

Beckett : instead of following hard evidence.

I mean, come on, Castle. The letter's not even signed.

Esposito : Actually, I talked to Penny Marchand about that.

She says it's possible her mother would type a letter and not sign it,

in case her prediction was wrong.

Esposito : She wouldn't want anybody selling her mistakes on the Internet.

Beckett : But we still can't prove that Vivien actually wrote the letter.

Castle : Until her other predictions come true.

Esposito : Yeah, I'm just...

Ryan : Good, you're back.

I think I got something.

Ryan : Remember Vivien's first big case?

Beckett : Yeah, the guy with the missing wife and the blonde girlfriend named Amber?

Ryan : His name is Steve Adams.

Unis are bringing him up, right now.

Ryan : They never found his wife's body.

Ryan : He did seven years for second degree.

Ryan : They released him two months ago on parole,

Ryan : only after he agreed to wear an anklet with a tracking device.

Ryan : So, I called his PO and he sent over this.


Wow!

The thickness of that; it's so creamy.

That's like cream on top of cream.

The avocado and the durian,

and then it's like, it's very, very smooth

from the avocado, but then you've got that,

yeah, the durian just dominates

in the flavor department, it just takes over.

It's so thick, rather than being like a drinkable smoothie.

It's like a pudding that you almost


- Exactly.

- Mm.

- And mix this with rice and saffron and makes

it so delicious.

- Wow.

- Some fatty here for you, it's--

- Oh really. laughing


HR Woman : Cancel my next appointment. This is gonna take a while.

HR Woman : Dr. Cooper, you said things to your employee...

HR Woman : ...that you just cannot say in the workplace.

Sheldon : Like what?

HR Woman : Well, according to Ms. Jensen you said...

HR Woman : ...that she was a "slave to her biological urges"...

...and called her an "egg salad sandwich."

HR Woman : I don't even know what that means...

HR Woman : ...but I'm gonna go ahead and tell you you can't say it.

Oh, I see the confusion here.

Sheldon : Alex thought I was singling her out. No.

Sheldon : I meant that all women are slaves to their biological urges.


I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way.

Phoebe : You have a relationship with her,

- you slept together last night! - Yeah, and she still wants to go!

Ross : It's pretty clear where she is.

Joey : - Yeah, I know what you mean. I mean, sometimes... - Uh, Joe?


so I'm gonna well this isn't their

so I'm gonna well this isn't their official costume this is just like some

official costume this is just like some

official costume this is just like some fun ones that they put on but they're

fun ones that they put on but they're

fun ones that they put on but they're gonna show you guys right now don't be

gonna show you guys right now don't be

gonna show you guys right now don't be scared ready who's coming out first the

scared ready who's coming out first the

scared ready who's coming out first the zombie and a werewolf oh my gosh why do

zombie and a werewolf oh my gosh why do

zombie and a werewolf oh my gosh why do you guys look actually cute I mean oh

you guys look actually cute I mean oh

you guys look actually cute I mean oh yeah I don't know you look scary I don't

yeah I don't know you look scary I don't know if I like this a little bit Finn I

know if I like this a little bit Finn I

know if I like this a little bit Finn I think you look pretty cute without a

think you look pretty cute without a

think you look pretty cute without a tail where's your tail where is it where


up today you got your share

up today you got your share I should have bottom a pair today just

I should have bottom a pair today just

I should have bottom a pair today just for them fresh pair of sandals alright

for them fresh pair of sandals alright

for them fresh pair of sandals alright guys guys thank you for watching today


MP : Come here.

MP : I like you, crosby.

Barney : You mind if I charge my phone?

Ted : Knock yourself out.

Robin : Well, ted, if you do fire druthers,

Robin : The key is timing.

Robin : Remember when I had to fire my makeup artist?

Vicki, um...

I'm so sorry about this,

But there's been some budget cuts and, um,

We have to let you go.

I mean, after tonight.

I still need my makeup for the broadcast.

Ted voix off : So...

Our thoughts and prayers go out to the families of the victims.

Ted : You know what? I'm gonna do it.

Ted : I'm gonna fire druthers tomorrow.

Oh, my god! What?

Barney : Do you know about this?

No. What is that?

Barney : Only the greatest thing ever.

Barney : Wait, wait, wait... That's not enough buildup.


no way do ya what Erica named my

no way do ya what Erica named my brothers and sisters named Simon Leah

brothers and sisters named Simon Leah

brothers and sisters named Simon Leah root whoo good that was good actually

root whoo good that was good actually

root whoo good that was good actually not it yeah give me a chance I know the

not it yeah give me a chance I know the

not it yeah give me a chance I know the hospital

hospital

hospital there's four maternity hospitals and

there's four maternity hospitals and

there's four maternity hospitals and government hanging good mornig of it see

government hanging good mornig of it see I feel like Marcus was once a me it

I feel like Marcus was once a me it

I feel like Marcus was once a me it wasn't to return that cuz that's like

wasn't to return that cuz that's like

wasn't to return that cuz that's like the big one now the candy no it's fun

the big one now the candy no it's fun

the big one now the candy no it's fun today I won congratulations to me what

today I won congratulations to me what

today I won congratulations to me what do I actually win don't wait I'm just

do I actually win don't wait I'm just

do I actually win don't wait I'm just trying to think of your rightful edoardo

trying to think of your rightful edoardo where we study for me cuz I know I think


but those are really good meatballs, yeah.

Actually tastes quite lean.

Firm and lean.

And yak is actually very, like,

it's very high in protein.

It's just, like, very meaty.

Sauce is a little bit sweet.

I'll go for a few more of these potatoes into my bowl

and then add some of that chili sauce.

That is a chunky chili sauce.

Even the whole, like, stem on there.


House : Where's the baby?


a TV show we have held off on buying

a TV show we have held off on buying like any babies of probably superstition

like any babies of probably superstition I don't know what it was maybe turn

I don't know what it was maybe turn

I don't know what it was maybe turn Charlie forgot about it perfect you know

Charlie forgot about it perfect you know what actually with the media and it

what actually with the media and it

what actually with the media and it worry not me but within word oh I think

worry not me but within word oh I think

worry not me but within word oh I think I was like this too I remember having

I was like this too I remember having

I was like this too I remember having very very like London right at the end

very very like London right at the end

very very like London right at the end we started commit yeah yeah maybe

we started commit yeah yeah maybe

we started commit yeah yeah maybe immediate different first child it's

immediate different first child it's

immediate different first child it's like exciting yeah exactly exactly

like exciting yeah exactly exactly

like exciting yeah exactly exactly you've nothing else to do hey you got

you've nothing else to do hey you got

you've nothing else to do hey you got two little monsters so Harry today we're

two little monsters so Harry today we're going to be although we're gonna have a

going to be although we're gonna have a

going to be although we're gonna have a look at some baby stuff okay al al al


Dr. Clark Murray : Now, maybe the killer got lucky. But you see this wound here?

Castle : - Yeah. - It's a low-angle thrust to the kidney.

Dr. Clark Murray : The wound size indicated that the knife was twisted.

Her body would've gone into immediate shock.

Ryan : What about these?

Dr. Clark Murray : Well, their angles indicate that they were delivered

Dr. Clark Murray : after she was immobilized and on the ground.

Dr. Clark Murray : They're just for show. This is the one that killed her.

Castle : This is sounding less like a random killing, more like a targeted murder.

Dr. Clark Murray : There's more. On a hunch, I checked the City ME files

Dr. Clark Murray : to see if this was an isolated incident,

Dr. Clark Murray : and found three other stabbings around that time

Dr. Clark Murray : that the ME working the case dismissed as random.

Castle : Were they related?

Dr. Clark Murray : Are you sure you want to know?

Martha : You have to tell her, you know.

Castle : Do you know what this would do to her?


let's go we know we never ever just jump in a car let's go eat you'll be fine

in a car let's go eat you'll be fine

in a car let's go eat you'll be fine here just no light sockets no just a

here just no light sockets no just a

here just no light sockets no just a good huh say hi Danny Moe Nemo and

good huh say hi Danny Moe Nemo and

good huh say hi Danny Moe Nemo and Marlin they're under our nose your fishy

Marlin they're under our nose your fishy they say why do you all hope you guys

they say why do you all hope you guys

they say why do you all hope you guys are having a wonderful day we are we're

are having a wonderful day we are we're

are having a wonderful day we are we're all gonna jump in the car we're gonna

all gonna jump in the car we're gonna

all gonna jump in the car we're gonna grab a quick bite to eat then come back

grab a quick bite to eat then come back

grab a quick bite to eat then come back here we had I've explained I'll just

here we had I've explained I'll just

here we had I've explained I'll just explain it to you it's yeah hey I met a

explain it to you it's yeah hey I met a

explain it to you it's yeah hey I met a real restaurant not the ice cream shop

real restaurant not the ice cream shop

real restaurant not the ice cream shop you guys make an ice cream court how

you guys make an ice cream court how

you guys make an ice cream court how come everybody but yous playing with

come everybody but yous playing with

come everybody but yous playing with your ice cream maker some ice cream ooh

your ice cream maker some ice cream ooh

your ice cream maker some ice cream ooh yeah man we got her she's just standing

yeah man we got her she's just standing

yeah man we got her she's just standing oh boy let go man whoa dude this guy I


known you could decorate it with many

known you could decorate it with many trees and props Supercenter I was

trees and props Supercenter I was

trees and props Supercenter I was getting so she's getting us a car do so

getting so she's getting us a car do so

getting so she's getting us a car do so we're going to need I'm just going to


Jenkins : It's over now.

Jenkins : Go home.

Jenkins : Live your life.

Jenkins : Forget this ever happened.

Jenkins : It's what you wanted.


- [Lady In Pink] Get it.

Like this.

Ready?

bat clanking

- [Bryan] Who chose a metal bat?

laughing

Hey, how's that cotton candy?

Good?

Hey, you wanna knack at the pinata?

You wanna try it?

You break it open with your big muscles?

Show me your muscles.

Alright.

Alright, Ollie's up.

You ready, dude?

Yeah, everyone's moving the kids now chuckles .


It's like I wasn't even here.

Beckett : Thank you.

Beckett : - I gotta go. - Of course.


And you can see they're kind of flipped up

and that's to get the top have a nice crispy brown.

And then, after they grill for a few seconds,

we throw them right over here

and put them right in the oven.

Those are done and then, there's actually like a hatch

right here and they throw them down the hatch

and then they catch them.

So, you get a fresh pita, fresh mo full of perfect

seasoned, rich, fatty pork.


Monica : -Serve the ball, chump. -''Serve the ball, chump.''

Okay, better comebacks, Mike. Better comebacks.


Ted : She sounds pretty great, Punchy.

Punchy : She's my angel.

Lily : In fact... we're getting married.

Robin : That's... I'm really happy for you.

Punchy : Thanks, Ted. Thanks.

Punchy : Actually, that's the other reason why I came out here.

Punchy : I wanted to see if you'd be my best man.


You're gonna be a poppy!


know I don't know what it is I'm the

know I don't know what it is I'm the actor through your actor he tweeted I

actor through your actor he tweeted I

actor through your actor he tweeted I think you're in you're in

think you're in you're in

think you're in you're in he's now with that you didn't realize

he's now with that you didn't realize

he's now with that you didn't realize he's contracted up yeah you signed up

he's contracted up yeah you signed up

he's contracted up yeah you signed up for a video yeah yeah okay what I dog

for a video yeah yeah okay what I dog

for a video yeah yeah okay what I dog what you doing

what you doing

what you doing I feel like that is who she is though

I feel like that is who she is though

I feel like that is who she is though it's just I just put in Ivor belies what

it's just I just put in Ivor belies what she's thinking yeah

she's thinking yeah

she's thinking yeah yesterday I went to colouring there is

yesterday I went to colouring there is

yesterday I went to colouring there is only five dogs like it count and then I

only five dogs like it count and then I

only five dogs like it count and then I realized that we were missing blank I

realized that we were missing blank I

realized that we were missing blank I was in the kitchen for ages and I was at

was in the kitchen for ages and I was at this the main door like the screen not

this the main door like the screen not

this the main door like the screen not screened or the glass door I was like

screened or the glass door I was like

screened or the glass door I was like being 10 yeah yeah yeah I can't like

being 10 yeah yeah yeah I can't like

being 10 yeah yeah yeah I can't like calling her calling her calling her and

calling her calling her calling her and

calling her calling her calling her and then I turned around yeah it's just like

then I turned around yeah it's just like sitting there in the middle of the

sitting there in the middle of the

sitting there in the middle of the kitchen looking at me like yeah child


Yellow

Next up for uni which is sea urchin and it's just like exploding out of the top of this piece of sushi oh


Penny. Penny. Penny.


Oh a lot of responsibility guys being a

Oh a lot of responsibility guys being a parent now okay you're gonna have to

parent now okay you're gonna have to

parent now okay you're gonna have to mind her all day long term right thing

mind her all day long term right thing

mind her all day long term right thing when they give you the sugar bag in

when they give you the sugar bag in

when they give you the sugar bag in school especially she we're going to

school especially she we're going to

school especially she we're going to watch you guys okay okay oh we just


Alexis : I went with law enforcement.

Alexis : Detective Beckett already said it's cool if I volunteer down at the station.

Castle : Well, as a member of the NYPD volunteer squad,

Castle : I would be happy to show you the ropes.

Alexis : Actually, Detective Beckett is giving me

Alexis : my orientation course tomorrow morning.

Castle : Then I would be honored to carpool with you or share a cab.

Hmm.

Castle.

Lanie : Prelim suggests victim died

Lanie : of a single gunshot wound to the chest at close range.

Beckett : - Any signs of struggle? - Contusions coming up, here and here.

Lanie : But it's likely a result of his tumble down the trash chute.


Amy : Kiss me where I've never been kissed before.

You mean like SaIt Lake City?

Amy : Never mind. I'll talk to Penny.

Howard : Thank you.

Amy : Will you listen to me play my harp now?

Sheldon : No. I dislike the sound of the harp.

Sheldon : Its overuse in classic television sitcoms...

Sheldon : ...always makes me think I'm going to experience an episode from my past.

Sheldon : I'm sorry, Mommy. Don't be mad at me. Don't do that.

Leonard : I don't know about this, Howard.


Penny : I know how you feel. I miss Leonard too.

What's...?

Raj : What is wrong with me? Why can't I ever have love?

- You will. - No, I won't, I'm unlovable.

Penny : That's just the booze talking.

Raj : No, it's not. I haven't had a drink since last night.

Penny : You're talking to me.

Penny : - I am. - Aah!

Raj : And now I'm crying for a whole different reason.

Amy : Me too.

Raj : So I guess what I'm saying is, I get where Lucy's coming from.

- That's great. Do you want some wine? - No, water is fine.

Raj : Anyhow, I've been thinking about it a lot, and I totally see why Lucy did what she did.

I pushed too hard, but if I back off and give her enough space...


Put the cigarette out.

No, it's not a cigarette. The smoke is coming out of me!

Monica : -Put it out. -Okay, okay!

-I'm so glad you're here. -Come on.

Ross : -I got it. -Give it to me!

Ross : -I got it. -Give it!


Lily : It's okay, baby.

It wasn't okay. So the next morning...

Marshall : Arthur, I'm here because I made a mistake.

Marshall : I fired Randy yesterday.

Arthur : That was a mistake. You should have fired him a year ago.

Marshall : No, sir,

Marshall : that is what's wrong with this company. How can we say "GNB Cares,"

Marshall : and then turn around and treat someone like that?

Marshall : Sure, he made a few mistakes, but everybody makes mistakes.

Marshall : Like Tugboat here.

Marshall : I bet you he's made some mistakes.


l love his eidetic memory. It's so sexy.

Amy : Sheldon, what are the ingredients in Pringles?

Sheldon : Dried potatoes vegetable oil, corn flour, wheat starch...

...maItodextrin, saIt, and my favorite ingredient of all...

Sheldon : ...uniformity.

Amy : The uterus quivers, does it not?

Leonard : There's Howard's rocket...

Leonard : - ...live from Kazakhstan. - Oh, I'm so nervous.

Bernadette : I don't think I can watch.

Raj : You're nervous? I've been stress-eating for four days. Look at me.

Raj : I'm wearing my fat pants.

Sheldon : Remarkable.

ln just under a haIf hour, 200 metric tons of fuel will ignite...

Sheldon : ...in a controlled explosion right beneath Howard's keister.

Sheldon : And all from a country whose entire contribution to the global economy...

...has been "Tetris" and mail-order brides.

Bernadette : Give me those damn Pringles.


Leonard : Women, men, the whole sitting-standing deal.

Leonard : So what are we talking about?

Raj : Uh, my plans with Priya.

Sheldon : He rejected Train Day.

Leonard : Did you make it clear that it's two different train cars

turned into hotdog stands?

Sheldon : Abundantly.

Leonard : I guess he just hates fun.

That's what I said!

Priya : Okay, so... what's new with you guys?

Howard : I have a girlfriend now.

Hey, good for you!

Yeah, I just want to put it out there

Howard : in case I inadvertently

Howard : squirt any pheromones in your direction.

Howard : Happy?

So, Priya, what are your plans while you're here?

Priya : I don't know. I just have the one day.

Sheldon : Do you like trains?


-So can you get out of work? -Honey, l can't.

Monica : -Things are crazy at the restaurant. -You're really that busy?

Yeah. l'm sorry, l really am.

That's okay. l'll just try and reschedule.

Chandler : Hi, this is Chandler Bing. l made a reservation there...

...and l need to change it.

What do you mean, it's nonrefundable? Well, can l just come some other time?

Chandler : Can't you make an exception?


I was thinking, ever since you said we'd have triplets.

Frank : The best thing for me to do is drop out of college and get a job.


But it's creamy.

- [Mark] Okay, I wanna try this other one that he just made.

- [Father] Guarana.

- [Mark] Guarana.

Oh yeah, oh that tastes like ginseng, like no sweetness

at all, it tastes like ginseng, like a root, like a root.

And then the other one I want to taste, this is guarana?


Burke : It's not your fault. It's mine.

Burke : I'm your teacher. I'm supposed to be.

Burke : But you came to me as your boyfriend. And I responded that way.

Cristina : - I'm not used to being wrong. - I know. But you're an intern.

Second-guessing a resident is not your job.

Meredith : How long has it been?

Two hours and 17 minutes.


Dara : Did you hear that, honey? You're gonna be just fine.

Sidas : When can I get out of here?

If everything checks out, less than a week.

Sidas : Good. 'Cause those boxes aren't gonna deliver colors.

Colors?

Sidas : Green and orange

Sidas : and ceiling.

Chase : Mr. Sidas, do you know where you are? Chewing.

Jimmy?

Shirt.

Chase : He's stroking. Call the cath lab, now!

Dara : Oh, my God.

Blood flow's restored, appears to be no permanent damage.

House : Good news is it turns out to be an exciting,

House : action-packed thrill ride of a case after all.

Chase : Bad news is we took out his spleen for nothing.

House : Thank God he's still got his appendix and tonsils.

House : So what looks like TTP, acts like TTP,


Marshall : Oh, you really don't have to do that.

Brad : No, I insist.

Brad : You're my guest.

Marshall : Thanks, brad.

Brad : Bro,

Brad : You got some chocolate on your chin.

Brad : Still there.

Brad : I'll get that bad boy.


here we go

here we go alright ah no I really want to drive

alright ah no I really want to drive

alright ah no I really want to drive this thing today I want to drive this

this thing today I want to drive this

this thing today I want to drive this thing come on baby you can do it with


Eddie : Is this really necessary?

Eddie : The chairs in the hall are way more comfortable.

House : But way less genre-appropriate.

House : Okay, here's the deal.

House : I need information.

House : You have reasons not to give me that information.

House : So either I can force it out of you

House : or I can't.

I wish I could tell you.

House : Okay. Well, let's work with that.

House : Forget the drugs, let's talk about textiles.

House : What's your major product?

Is it H? And by that I mean hosiery.

We deal more with culottes.

House : Is that with a "C" or a "K"?

"C." Nobody wants K any more.

House : Does your friend cut the fabric?

Eddie : No, he's a sales guy.

House : Well, he must cut a culotte here and there.

Eddie : No one touches the culottes.

Wilson : Sorry. Can I talk to you for a second?


Darnell : Did House treat you as badly as he treats his current fellows?

Cameron : Loaded question.


from my charming family so Chester and

from my charming family so Chester and cut off the trail you're now getting on

cut off the trail you're now getting on

cut off the trail you're now getting on a party bus to go to Wales knows where

a party bus to go to Wales knows where

a party bus to go to Wales knows where Iceland HQ is and those well basically a

Iceland HQ is and those well basically a box full of loggers and bloggers

we've got 1,200 on grandmothers food

we've got 1,200 on grandmothers food

we've got 1,200 on grandmothers food recipes that we check every week it does

recipes that we check every week it does really exciting stuff which she was

really exciting stuff which she was

really exciting stuff which she was finishing up now our range now


Jason : Who's taking the first dose?

House : Anybody here got a longstanding case of neuralgia

House : that's killed their nerves so this won't hurt at all?

Oliver : How bad does it hurt?

House : You're looking to be the hero?

Oliver : I've been beaten up a lot, and I can handle pain.

Regina : How old are you?

House : Guy's got a gun. I think that covers the parental consent issue.

Regina : And that stuff can also cause nerve and muscle damage.

Uh...

Bill : No way am I taking that crap. Come on.

House : You have to. It's the rules.

Thirteen : I'll do it.


-Hi. -Hey, sweetie. Oh, good.

Rachel Greene.

Oh, that's right. Are you gonna be okay?

Oh, I'll be fine. It's just.. God, I hate her, Ross! I hate her!