would have thought wow this is a great

would have thought wow this is a great rap to the day I mean this is about all

rap to the day I mean this is about all

rap to the day I mean this is about all the food I can take in my system but the

the food I can take in my system but the shrimp absolutely like mind-blowing

shrimp absolutely like mind-blowing

shrimp absolutely like mind-blowing especially that soup mind-blowing fried

especially that soup mind-blowing fried

especially that soup mind-blowing fried shrimp everything here was good I don't

shrimp everything here was good I don't

shrimp everything here was good I don't know if we can ever find it though

know if we can ever find it though

know if we can ever find it though actually hard to each other like private

actually hard to each other like private transportation to get here yeah it's

transportation to get here yeah it's

transportation to get here yeah it's still ritual is not impossible it's nice

still ritual is not impossible it's nice locals know about this place so I'm glad

locals know about this place so I'm glad you took me because I'm always really

you took me because I'm always really

you took me because I'm always really interested in what the locals eat

interested in what the locals eat

interested in what the locals eat obviously you know there's a lot of

obviously you know there's a lot of

obviously you know there's a lot of tourist places that get a ton of

tourist places that get a ton of

tourist places that get a ton of publicity but I'm so glad I can like

publicity but I'm so glad I can like

publicity but I'm so glad I can like promote this place you know middle of

promote this place you know middle of

promote this place you know middle of this beautiful Hill and right by this

this beautiful Hill and right by this

this beautiful Hill and right by this gorgeous River in the bread place which

gorgeous River in the bread place which

gorgeous River in the bread place which I feel like anybody who's ever come to

I feel like anybody who's ever come to

I feel like anybody who's ever come to Peru

Peru

Peru need to go there so yes it's one of the

need to go there so yes it's one of the

need to go there so yes it's one of the best threats I've ever had no right yeah

best threats I've ever had no right yeah ditto I mean yeah it count me count me a

ditto I mean yeah it count me count me a believer on that then we still got all

believer on that then we still got all

believer on that then we still got all this to finish up and we will finish it

this to finish up and we will finish it

this to finish up and we will finish it because we're motivated you know you're


that's hot I gotta heat some of the hot


Sheldon : Wow, this is hard.

They got me a motorized dirt bike.

Penny : No.

What 12-year-old boy wants a motorized dirt bike?

Penny : All of them.

- Really? - Yeah.

Sheldon : Huh.

Penny : - So we're getting this one? - Yeah, I suppose.

All right, let's go.

Random woman : Excuse me, do you know anything about this stuff?

Sheldon : I know everything about this stuff.

Woman : Okay, I have my own wholesale flower business.

I wanna hook up my computer in the front...

Woman : ...with the one in my refrigerated warehouse.

Buy this one, it's the one we're getting. Happy guy.


It's an Anis liquor spirit, for the digestion,

because Cuy is very rich.

Despite of being healthy and protein and low in cholesterol,

still very rich and oily.


Oh wow!

- It's like a little bit of mustard flavoring.

- Mmm! - Yeah.

- I just got it there.

- It's tastes the-- - A slight touch of mustard,

yeah. - Right.

Different than lettuce.

- [Trevor] For the next killer street food meal in Danang,

Helen brought us to try one of Vietnam's

most famous street foods, the Banh Mi sandwich.

Banh Mi!

- Banh Mi! - Banh Mi, Banh Mi!

- So they have here, you know, breadstick

with just fill with patÃª and fat.

And then the normal banh mi with different cuts.

- Cold cuts - Yes, a lot of cold cuts

and spring onion.


bite at the soup you can also put your

bite at the soup you can also put your needles in the broth we're just we're

needles in the broth we're just we're

needles in the broth we're just we're gonna do a horseman in and make yourself

gonna do a horseman in and make yourself run full noodle soup did you have a

run full noodle soup did you have a

run full noodle soup did you have a problem though I still got a bunch more

problem though I still got a bunch more

problem though I still got a bunch more noodles left out of broth so luckily I


Foreman : It's good to see you in the hospital.

Foreman : As a patient, if not as a doctor.

Chase : Believe me, I'd rather be the guy with the clipboard.

Foreman : How you doing?

Chase : Arrhythmias are gone, fine motor control's improving.

Foreman : Not what I meant.

Foreman : If you need to talk to someone, a professional...

Chase : I'm fine.

Foreman : Fine enough to get back to work?

Foreman : You don't have to work for House,

Foreman : but you do owe me 20 clinic hours.

Chase : What'? Getting knifed doesn't buy me an extension?

Foreman : Buys you whatever you need. But I know you.

Foreman : If all you do is physical therapy,

Foreman : and your nighttime version of it,

Foreman : you'll lose your mind faster than you regain those fine motor skills.

I have this terrible pain in my left shoulder. It came out of nowhere.

Sister Joan : And nothing seems to help.


of rice it's so cheesy you can taste the fragrance of that butter and then yeah

fragrance of that butter and then yeah

fragrance of that butter and then yeah that's just like a a really thick cheese

that's just like a a really thick cheese sauce the cucumbers are really crisp and

sauce the cucumbers are really crisp and the crumbled cheese just gives it a tiny

the crumbled cheese just gives it a tiny cheese richness to it another plate of

cheese richness to it another plate of

cheese richness to it another plate of these are cheese moments which have

these are cheese moments which have

these are cheese moments which have emerged from the kitchen they are fried

emerged from the kitchen they are fried

emerged from the kitchen they are fried Momo's so they're nice and golden I'm

Momo's so they're nice and golden I'm

Momo's so they're nice and golden I'm gonna add a little bit of the chili


oh this dis mutton some yogurt sauce on

oh this dis mutton some yogurt sauce on the rice I'm gonna take one of these

the rice I'm gonna take one of these

the rice I'm gonna take one of these little puppy beans put it on top I'm

little puppy beans put it on top I'm

little puppy beans put it on top I'm gonna take this chili so this is the

gonna take this chili so this is the

gonna take this chili so this is the mutton that's been soaked instead juice

mutton that's been soaked instead juice

mutton that's been soaked instead juice and spices look at this look at some of

and spices look at this look at some of

and spices look at this look at some of the mutton all the gravy this is so


two weeks in a row and right now

two weeks in a row and right now Chuchu on track so Andreas

Chuchu on track so Andreas

Chuchu on track so Andreas created nickname is choo-choo I got you

created nickname is choo-choo I got you

created nickname is choo-choo I got you guys that crazy do you guys know that

guys that crazy do you guys know that

guys that crazy do you guys know that this is your last weekend you're going

this is your last weekend you're going

this is your last weekend you're going to school next week thank you

to school next week thank you

to school next week thank you it's judgement I cannot believe we

it's judgement I cannot believe we

it's judgement I cannot believe we survived in my unique we survived the

survived in my unique we survived the

survived in my unique we survived the last two weeks four of them you know

last two weeks four of them you know

last two weeks four of them you know madness somewhere almost you know what


Robin : What does that have to do with anything?

Barney : Nothing! I just forgot to brag about it before!

Ted : Guys, despite the wit and wisdom of Wang Guy,

Ted : Zoey and I are never going to be friends.

Ted : We're just here for her oven and that's it.

Zoey : - Did you do that on purpose? - What? No. It was an accident.


Ross : I'm just trying something.


MEREDITH : You're here. You're everywhere.

MEREDITH : And I can't not tell you.

I've been not telling you all day

MEREDITH : because I thought it was kind and I thought I was giving you space,

MEREDITH : but I can't not tell you because you're here and you're you and...

MEREDITH : ...I broke up with Finn.

MEREDITH : OK.

ADDISON : OK?

MEREDITH : Then, OK.

MEREDITH : I told you.


Raj : I say you tell Alex your heart belongs to Penny.

Raj : I provide her a shoulder to cry on, then roughly half a year later...

Raj : ...I give it to her good.

Sheldon : I want to thank you all for coming on such short notice. In the past...


Beckett : This is not an emergency!

I caught him red-handed. Literally red-handed.

Beckett : So then it's gotta be blood.

Castle : What else could it be?

Beckett : Red paint, tomato juice, beets, red velvet cupcakes.

Castle : He bought a tarp and a rope.

Castle : He brought them into the bedroom, where I'm betting, right now,

Castle : he's cutting her into portable pieces.

Castle : Get a warrant. Search that place before there's no evidence left.

Esposito spoke to the girl. We know she's alive.

Castle : How do you know it's the same girl?

Castle : It's possible he paid someone to be his alibi.

Beckett : Or it's possible something else entirely is going on here.

Beckett : Look, I know that you're lonely and that you miss me.

Beckett : I miss you, too.

Beckett : But you don't have to keep making up things to have me come back here.

Castle : Whoa, whoa, whoa. You think this is a ploy to get you here?

Beckett : Look, I don't mean to be...

Castle : No, I know what you mean, all right? And I know what I saw.

Beckett : All right, you know what? I have to get back to the precinct.

Castle : Wow. You really don't believe me.

Beckett : I'll be back later.

Castle : You know what? Don't worry about it.

Castle : I'm fine.


Love the first two buns I tried and oh my god that strawberry sandwich.

I just, that thing stole my heart and guys

This is not the end because there's there's a convenience store that's in Japan that supposed to be better than 7-Eleven called Lawson

That is supposed to be even better. Let's go check them out

Hi, so I was supposed to continue with the exploration of the convenience stores in Japan

but I took a few days in between and now I am at...

Sorry that's

And now I'm at Lawson.

Now supposedly what I what I've researched was that

Lawson is really known for a few things.

One, their freshly fried chicken.

And two, their selection of dessert items.

So let's go check it out.

Drink section. There's the ramen section

First of all, this udon is supposed to be really, really good and I need to get this


Joey : No, no, no. My talents as an actor.

Joey : You know, I could, like, maybe...

Joey : I could do a dramatic reading of one of her books.

Phoebe : Or you could stick a fork in an apple.

Joey : - Hey, I think Emma might like it. - Oh, Emma might like what?

Joey : - My present. - What did you get her?

Joey : - We prepared performances. - Separate performances.

But equally reaI.

That sounds like fun.

Rachel : People are getting a little antsy waiting for Emma to wake up from her nap.

Rachel : So would you mind performing them once now?


This apartment is pre-war, late 1800s.

Oh, you see this molding.

That is the original wood, gorgeous.

Castle : I bet the bathrooms have marble wainscoting.

Beckett : You're such a metrosexual.

Castle : Yes, well, better than being a pin-up boy.

Beckett : So you heard? And it's pin-up man, Castle. Pin-up man.

Castle : Yes, well, have fun with your hose-jockey

I guess that means she must be slumming it.

Beckett : Her being number three and you being a lowly number nine.

Castle : - What number were you again? - Oh!

Esposito : Place is clear.

Ryan : No gun, no ketamine, no mountain climbing equipment.

Ryan : There is nothing here.

Castle : Yes, there is. An icebox, circa late 1800s.

Castle : You see, before the invention of modern household refrigeration,

Castle : people used to keep their perishable items

in a box that held ice, hence an icebox.

Beckett : It's not an open house, Castle.

Oh, the Maitlans were very clever.

Castle : They converted this into a cupboard, meanwhile, it's right next to their fridge.


- I'll find you a new peer counselor. - Good.

SYDNEY : I lost a kid.

SYDNEY : My first year. It was my fault.


This is Macholate cranberry cake, and these are Macholate-chip cookies.

Monica : Just like the Indians served.

Monica : Oh, my God!

"Oh, my God" good?

Rachel : Oh, my God! I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth.

Phoebe : Sweet Lord! This is what evil must taste like!

I tell you, it won't print.

Chandler : I pressed that button, like, 100 times.

For a hotline, you're not so hot.

Chandler : What is that in the background?

Chandler : Are you watching Star Trek?


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Get him, get him, get him!

Bryan laughs

Kiss him, give him kisses!

He got you Ollie, Bryan laughs

Ollie's even doing the tongue, that's funny.

- Ow!

slapping

- Wake up brother, wake up!

Oh Fin, you gotta be a little more gentler than that.


make it even more sour.

- [Mr. Taster] Sour.

- And the carrots are so soft,

they just disintegrate in your mouth.

With that extra squeeze of lime, that's an extra dimension

of sourness, that's why I love it.

upbeat music

That's just two full plates of butter.

Wow, that's a lot of butter.

laughs

Hot fresh steamed rice.

speaking in foreign language

Now, that is a rice technique.

You take a raw yolk, put it onto the hot rice.

All the richness, the fragrance, the aroma,

the aroma therapy of that.

speaking in foreign language


House : Hey, you're not gonna believe what happened.

House : Wilson just killed a kid same way you did.

Wilson : He's not dead.

House : Five days are gonna fly by. He didn't look both ways before he nuked.

House : You done talking to your imaginary friend?

House : Because I thought, maybe, you could do your job and just...

Foreman : Start the donor brother on broad-spectrum antibiotics.

House : Great idea, if you're looking to save exactly one kid.

House : Broad-spec will take at least a week to work. We need narrow-spec.

House : How old is Hector?

Cameron : Our patient's name is Matty. His brother's Nick.

Wilson : Hector's my dog. He's about 17?

House : Seventeen? That's, like, a 119 in human years. Why is he still alive?

Five days minus 20 seconds talking about Wilson's dog.

Foreman : We need to start testing. Stool samples for parasites, antibody tests...

Chase : Blood panel was negative for all the usual suspects.

That's because the infection is too small.

House : We start testing now, it's like looking for a needle in a haystack.

House : We draw blood odds are we're just gonna come up with hay.

Foreman : We need to grow more needles.


Decker : No. No clue.

Decker : I swear.

Decker : Look, the truth is, Danny was hiding something from me.

He had been going out at night the last few nights,

Decker : which was really unlike him.

Decker : He'd slip into my room late, said he'd been out for a midnightjog.

Decker : But, I mean, I knew that was total BS

Decker : because when he came in, he wasn't tired, he wasn't sweaty.

Decker : Just always smelled like rotten fish.

Castle : - Really? - Yeah, it was weird.

Decker : I asked him about it.

He said he accidentally stepped in garbage on his run.

But ifthat was the case, then...

Beckett : Then why did he smell Iike rotten fish every night?

- Sweet and pungent shrimp? - Where from?

Ryan : Chinatown, across the street from the back-alley computer repair shop

Ryan : where Bardot was dropped

Ryan : with five grand burning a hole in his pocket.

Beckett : What was he doing there?

Ryan : Owner refused to talk when I showed her his photo.

Ryan : So I looked into her.

Ryan : Word is she deals in black market

Ryan : software and hardware.

Ryan : Bardot may have bought something from her.

Beckett : I wonder why.

Beckett : Let's get Bardot's laptop to Vikram, have him run a deeper search.

AII right.

Esposito : Yo, Decker's tip on Bardot's shoes paid off.

Esposito : The lab identified wild Scottish salmon scales on the soles.

Esposito : And only three fish markets import wild Scottish salmon.

Beckett : That's the same neighborhood as the crime scene.

And apparently, Bardot went there on consecutive nights.

Esposito : We'll canvass the fish market,

see ifwe can figure out what he was up to.

Okay.


Joey : I want to make a ship-to-shore call to Chandler.

Monica : - I definitely taste nutmeg. - You do?

You don't? Well, that's the difference...

Monica : ...between a professional and a layman.

Phoebe : That and arrogance.

Hey.


Guard : Follow me, sir.

Guard : Which box, sir?


That's right. l know some stuff.

Joey : Real estate, huh?

Monica : And you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!

Chandler : And you know whose knowledge of her ex-boyfriend is shocking? Monica!

Monica : -My dad told me. They play golf together. -Well, maybe l'll join them sometime.

l just hope the club doesn't slip out of my hand...

...and beat the mustache off his face.

And then the doctor said Emma has doubled her birth weight...


Leonard : Come on, Raj, we're ready to start.

Raj : We're ready when I say we're ready.

Oop. Ahem.

Raj : Okay. Now we're ready.

Ma, you wanna move your chair over here so you can see?

I'm fine where I am! I don't wanna fall off the roof!

Howard : You'll fall through the roof before you fall off it.

Howard : Penny?


Ted : We have total privacy

Ted : Because privacy is essential when you're listening to music.

Rachel : You know what else is essential when you're listening to music?

Ted : Music.

Ted : That's hilarious.

You are hilarious!

Ted : I'll go get it in my bedroom.

Ted : The cd's in my bedroom.

Ted : Bedroom...

Okay. We'll try and stay out of trouble.

Lily : Of course, we can't promise anything.


Or he never would've gotten into the slave trade.

Adams : Children mostly.

Adams : Easier to pack in small crates.

Adams : Plus the shipping's a lot cheaper...

Taub : You have to go see him yourself.

Taub : He wouldn't even come to the door a second time.

Janey : Okay. I'll drive over there.

Taub : It's a pleural effusion.

Park : He had a bleeding problem earlier,

Park : must be bleeding into his lungs.

Park : Except there's no blood.

What does that mean?


Of course, we were, but Forgive and forget.

Well, forget.


Castle : He's lying. He's lying about everything.

Neely : If you're right, there should be blood evidence in the kitchen.


Of catching your cooties, 'kay?

Barney : Really? Ted's not afraid of cooties?

No. Okay, well, then I guess you'd have no problem

Barney : Having a sip of my gin and tonic.

Ted : Fine.

Barney : And I only stirred that with my pinky.

Robin : Guess who loves robin.

Robin : Kids. Kids love robin.

Robin : Doug thinks I'm pretty cool.

Really, that's great!

Lily : You and george, all thanks to me.

Yeah, I'm going to have to break up with him.

Marshall : What?

Well, it's just...

It's getting a little bit too serious with the kid.

Robin : You know, it's just not

Robin : What I'm looking for.

So better I break it off now before he gets too attached.

Marshall : What?


Foreman : But I think the best shot for both of us is to treat for LCDD.

Okay.

Foreman : All right. Let's get you out of this tub and into chemo.

Wilson : We know you're back on Vicodin.

No.

House : The only thing you know is that I'm a genius

House : who got a dog to pee in your toilet.

House : You don't know how I did it,

House : or, more interestingly, where I peed.

Cuddy : House, you've spent the last three months...

House : Et tu, Butte?

House : You got no reason to be here,

Thirteen : he's the one I was jerking around.

Wilson : Why is your leg better?

House : Ow! It hurts. Please go away now.

House : If you really think I'm using,

House : how about asking me before taking a wrench to your plumbing?

House, you're an addict.

Cuddy : You can't be surprised if we can't take you at your word.

House : Fine. Let's get you some proof. Hide your eyes, ladies.


texture is what really makes it

texture is what really makes it delicious but paired with that rich kind

delicious but paired with that rich kind of oily coconut cream that sweet salty

of oily coconut cream that sweet salty

of oily coconut cream that sweet salty contrast this is just a huge sprawling

contrast this is just a huge sprawling

contrast this is just a huge sprawling morning market it kind of occupies what

morning market it kind of occupies what

morning market it kind of occupies what looks sort of like a parking lot this is

looks sort of like a parking lot this is where lots of people come to shop for

where lots of people come to shop for

where lots of people come to shop for their groceries for the day so

their groceries for the day so

their groceries for the day so everybody's walking out with bags of

everybody's walking out with bags of

everybody's walking out with bags of vegetables meat

vegetables meat

vegetables meat this is VN Ken's supermarket

[Music]


-What happened to all of our money? -l'm not sure exactly what they did...

...but l'm inclined to blame Enron.

Monica : With you doing the internship, we're spending more than we're bringing in.

Yeah, maybe l should quit and get a job that pays.

Monica : But you're finally doing something that you love.

l mean, l can't ask you to give that up.

Although it would be nice if the thing that you loved was finding gold.


- 45 years ago

- [Mark] 45 years ago?

- This is the Baba ji.

- [Mark] Ah, okay.

Again, as soon as we got out of that motorbike,

we came to the corner of the street,

and immediately, you can see people just standing around

or sitting on motorbikes, eating.

It's like a popsicle, but it's kulfi.

It's a type of ice cream.

But this place is called Baba ji Kulfi,

which literally translates to

older, respected man ice cream.

And you can see the old, respected man,

he's on the pillar of the wall.

It's made from milk and khoya,

and we were just talking to the owners.

Khoya is milk that has been cooked down and reduced

into a really condensed cream.

- I couldn't control myself.

I already had a bite.

Mark laughing

- Oh, and they've been here for 45 years, as well, right?

- Yeah, a lot of history behind it.

- Yeah


Somebody missed the off-ramp!

- It's Monica's bed. What? - Okay.

It's a racecar!

This has always been Monica's bed. You just noticed?

Phoebe : How self-involved are you?

If this bed isn't new, then how come there's plastic on the mattress?


-Of course. l remember. -He had a paper route.

Rachel : Yeah, he did.

-See, this is what l'm talking about. -No, l know. We're great!

But, Rach, no, this can't happen.

Can't it just happen a little bit?


I had no idea catherine was going to be

I had no idea catherine was going to be here because I usually try to never

here because I usually try to never

here because I usually try to never assumed that she could make it whenever

assumed that she could make it whenever

assumed that she could make it whenever we planned something I don't want to

we planned something I don't want to

we planned something I don't want to assume and put pressure on her or make

assume and put pressure on her or make

assume and put pressure on her or make her feel guilty like she has to go so I

her feel guilty like she has to go so I

her feel guilty like she has to go so I didn't really talk about it too much

didn't really talk about it too much

didn't really talk about it too much that I was going to be in Southern

that I was going to be in Southern

that I was going to be in Southern California and so when she came through

California and so when she came through

California and so when she came through the door and I saw her and thought oh my

the door and I saw her and thought oh my god she look this girl looks like

god she look this girl looks like

god she look this girl looks like Catherine and then it was good so it was

Catherine and then it was good so it was shocking I am your mom's older sister by

shocking I am your mom's older sister by two years we've always had a bit of like


I'm gonna do a bit of a chili bite.

And what I like about these chilies,

is that they're a little bit spicy,

but they, the flavor is so good,

and the fragrance is so good.

They don't like overpower the dish

and they don't really like,

they don't burn either.

A little bit more of the juice, leche de tigre.

You want me to rehydrate you?

- [Cameraman] Yes, please.

- [Mark] Rehydrate you.

- [Cameraman] Thanks man.

- [Mark] Aw, yeah.

Re-tiger it.

- [Cameraman] Re-tiger waterfall?

- Re-tigerfall.

It's like an immediate explosion of

freshness, of like...

Those chilies are amazing.

That is harmony, I can feel that.

I can feel the Aji, I can feel that chili now.


Robin : Thanks for doing that.

Ted : You're welcome.

Ted : I knew it meant a lot to you.

Robin : But, man, your story,

Robin : I mean, it doesn't even sound like you.

Ted : Yeah, well...

Ted : I love you, molly.

Molly : Oh, I love you, too, ted.

Ted : Wow. That was amazing.

Ted : Look, I got to go.

Ted : Wh-where are you going?

Molly : Uh, my cousin got some firecrackers from mexico.

Molly : We're going into the woods to light them.

Ted : It's gonna be awesome.

Molly : Will you call me?

Ted : Yeah. I'll totally call you.

Molly : Oh, ted?

Ted : Yeah?

Ted : Can I borrow 20 bucks? I'll totally pay you back.

Ted : But she didn't.

Robin : Oh, come here.


Joey : Pick a card.

Joey : All right. Now, memorize it.

Joey : -You got it? -Oh, yes.

Joey : Is that your card?


Wait.

Emily : I have to get to my car. I want to be...

House : Your husband has a tumor in his lymph nodes.

Emily : You've been wrong every time.

House : Not this time.

Everything.

Emily : What about the psychotic break?

House : Turns out we caused that

House : This is treatable. Okay?

House : You have to tell the new doctors he needs total body radiation

House : and plasmapheresis.


Joey : I can't believe you didn't know it was a line.

Rachel : - Guess what? - You got a job?


Howard : I wonder if only a baby who is worthy

Howard : can suckle at the bosom of Thor.

PENNY : Okay, new salon topic.

Penny : Salons-- dumb thing from a long time ago

Penny : or interesting thing made dumb by talking about superheroes?

Penny : Discuss.

Sheldon : I don't believe it matters what the topic is.

Sheldon : What's crucial for a salon

Sheldon : is that we conduct the discussion

Sheldon : in an elevated and insightful way.

Sheldon : It's all about the execution.

Leonard : Of course you'd focus on that rather than the inspiration.

Leonard : Uh, new salon topic.

Leonard : What's more important, an idea or its execution?

Oh, that's fun.

Sheldon : Yeah, good for you, Leonard.

Sheldon : That's a lovely little notion.

Sheldon : Kind of like,

"I wish I could talk to my uncle in Chicago."

Sheldon : Yeah, now stand back while I invent the telephone.

"Hello? Oh, hold on."

Sheldon : Leonard, it's your uncle.

Sheldon : He says you just got burned.

Amy : Sheldon.

Stuart : You guys. No, it's okay.

Leonard : We're all adults trying to have an intelligent discussion.

Leonard : At least I am.

Leonard : Howard, what do you think?


No!

Cannonball!


You don't remember?

Sorry, Phoebe. I'm just really sad that I'm leaving.

I'm gonna miss you so much.

This doesn't have to be so sad, though, you know?

Instead of thinking about how you'll miss each other...

you should think of the things you're not gonna miss.

I don't think there's anything.

Come on, there's gotta be something.

She's perfect.

Rachel : I have one.

Okay, you can go first.

I guess I'm not gonna miss the fact...

that you're never allowed to move the phone pen.

That's a good one. Okay, Monica, anything?

Rachel : You know, does Rachel move the phone pen?


Spencer : House admitted me. He obviously thinks...

Thirteen : House is using you as an excuse to stick his nose in my personal life.

Thirteen : I'm tired all the time.

Some nights I fall asleep at 10 : 00 and wake up at noon, still tired.

Every doctor I see, tells me there's nothing wrong.

Thirteen : And that proves what, exactly?

Thirteen : That they're wrong or that you're wrong?

Thirteen : Come on, you expect me to believe...

Thirteen : Sit back, deep breaths. Try and relax.


Marshall : I... Love you.

Lily : I love you, too.

Lily : I know it's soon

Lily : To say it,

Lily : But I'm so glad you did.

Lily : Oh.

Lily : Mm...

Barney : Yeah.

So here's what you want to talk about

In front of my entire family :

Drinking, having a girl in my room, eating junk food.

Ted : Dude, you're almost 30.

Ted : Your mom would be mad at you for eating junk food?

Marshall : Yeah, ted, 'cause nutrition's not important.

Also, lily's never heard that story before.

Marshall : How's she going to react when she finds out

Marshall : The first time I said "I love you" to her,

Marshall : I was actually saying it to you and a bag of funyuns?

Ted : But who cares? You did love her.

Ted : And you still do.

Ted : And you're totally over funyuns, so it's not weird.

Marshall : Hey, lil.

Marshall : Hey.

Ted : Hey?

Ted : That's it?

Marshall : What are you talking about?

Ted : Well, you guys have been spending

Ted : I figured there'd be a lot of giggling, crying,

Ted : Jumping up and down, and then whatever lily would do.


George : She has done nothing but

George : support me, encourage me and believe in me, and this is how I pay her back?

George : No, I have to live with what I did.

This is our secret, okay?

Okay.

The thing about plans is,

they don't take into account the unexpected.

So when we're thrown a curveball

whether it's in the O.R. Or in life...

Cristina : How are you feeling?

We have to improvise.

Doug : I'm a guy without a foot.

Doug : What do I do now?


Pheebs, here you go.

- Okay, let's bring it in. - Wait.

Rachel : Honey, throw it to me!

Ross : Here you go.

Rachel : That almost hit me in the face!

Joey : All right, we have to pick captains.

And then Tennilles.

Phoebe : Okay, so how do we decide that?

- Well, why don't we just bunny up? - What?

Monica : - Bunny! - Bunny!

Monica : Okay, looks like Ross and I are captains.

There must be a place in heaven for people who hung out with you in high school.

Monica : Okay. So I bunnied first, which means I get to pick first. Joey.

Joey : - Thank you. - Monica!

I'm your best friend.

Sweetie, don't worry, you'll get picked. Chandler.


Man : You have anything in yours?

Marshall : Totally empty. You?

Man : Candy bars.

Oh!

Marshall : Then you get in the trenches side by side with your buddies,

Marshall : And you feel a sense of camaraderie.

Marshall : But before too long...

Arthur : Hey, marshall.

Marshall : The shells start to fall.

Marshall : Hello, arthur.

Marshall : Arthur hobbes is one of the senior partners

Marshall : At my firm, and he's... He's my boss.

Marshall : He seems like a nice guy,

Marshall : But he's got a nickname...

Marshall : Artillery arthur.

Arthur : How's your morning going?

It's going fine; how is yours?

Arthur : Not too bad, not too bad.

Arthur : Hey, is ferguson in yet?

Marshall : He is, he's in... Just in his office next door.

Arthur : That's great. Have a good one, buddy.


Hayley : Marcus stayed to watch Ned and Karla go at it.

Must've been part of their plan.

Beckett : Wait a minute. Marcus and Karla were partners?

Must've been. Although, what they were really after,

Hayley : and why she killed him, I have no bloody idea.

Beckett : Okay. Tell me about Bryce.

Hayley : He was my team leader back when I freelanced for MI6.

Beckett : Were you guys close?

Hayley : Yeah, for a while.

Hayley : Then everything went to hell on an op.

Hayley : And I cut all ties with MI6.

Then a few months ago, he retired from Her Majesty's service,

Hayley : Started a freelance security company here in New York.

Hayley : He got back in touch.

Hayley : - He's a good man. - So why did he involve you?

Hayley : Yeah, I'd like to ask him that myself.

Beckett : Any idea where we can find him?

Esposito : Are you sure Bryce's ex-wife still lives here?

Hayley : I hope so.

He would've come to say good-bye before he went Code 44.

Castle : There's no cars here. It doesn't look like anybody is...


flavor of dish and I feel like is one of the more complicated ones that has so

the more complicated ones that has so

the more complicated ones that has so far in terms of crap because when you


Sheldon : there's an app for that.

Sheldon : Let's see.

Sheldon : Harvey Wallbanger. Eh.

Sheldon : Sex on the Beach. I hardly think so.

Sheldon : Rob Roy,

Sheldon : Silk Slipper, Mad Hatter.

Sheldon : Ooh!

Sheldon : I'll have a Rosewater Ricky.

Penny : A what? You'll need pitted,

Sheldon : brandied cherries, gin, rosewater,

Sheldon : Angostura bitters and overproofed rum.

Sheldon : Now, first, dust the cherries with sugar,

Sheldon : then spray them with a mixture of rum and bitters.

Sheldon : Then ignite the rum, caramel...

Penny pouring out a shot of tequila : Here you go-- one Rosewater Ricky.

Sheldon : That's not how it looks in the picture.

Penny : Oh, yeah, you know, every bartender makes it differently.

Penny : Why don't you give it a try.

Woman at Door : All right.

Sheldon : To the metric system.


Penny : No. No, not really.

Penny : Listen, didn't you say you needed some eggs?

Sheldon : Yes, but anyone who knows anything about bacterial growth...

Sheldon : ...knows to pick up their refrigerated foods on the way out.

Oh, okay, maybe you should start heading on out, then.

Sheldon : No, this is fun.

Sheldon : The thing about tomatoes, and I think you'll enjoy this...

Sheldon : ...is they're shelved with the vegetables, but they're technically a fruit.

- Hmm. Interesting. - Isn't it?


what are you doing what are you doing

what are you doing what are you doing what's the plan oh this is a new

what's the plan oh this is a new

what's the plan oh this is a new shortcut have you found a shortcut to

shortcut have you found a shortcut to

shortcut have you found a shortcut to bed

bed

bed love you unless you found a shortcut

love you unless you found a shortcut

love you unless you found a shortcut oh you made it

what was that noise you want

what was that noise you want

what was that noise you want oh do you want you pick a book for

oh do you want you pick a book for

oh do you want you pick a book for us you tell me what book you want do you


You know, look. We were away.

Chandler : In a foreign, romantic country.

Monica : I blame London.

Chandler : Bad London!

Monica : So look...

...while we're still in London, we can keep doing it, right?

Well, I don't see that we have a choice.

But when we're back home, we don't do it.

Monica : Only here.

You know, I saw a wine cellar downstairs.

I'll meet you there in two minutes.


what's up buzzing it's the parking brake I don't freaking know she's running dude

I don't freaking know she's running dude yeah go ahead

yeah go ahead

yeah go ahead it's got so much horsepower dude I think

it's got so much horsepower dude I think ya hate it oh look at the horsey to go


Leonard : All right.

Howard : Sheldon, when this whole thing with the parking space started...

Howard : ...I had no idea just how much of a crazy bastard...

Raj : Howard, that's not how we practiced it.


Cassie : What the hell are you doing?


Gates : - Any word from CSU? - Yes, sir.

Esposito : They discovered part of a receipt with a smudge on it in the duffle bag.

They're trying to get a partial print off of that.

Now, there's no point of sale on the receipt,

Esposito : but the SKU number matched that hat.

Esposito : Manufacturer's sending over a list of outlets in the Tri-State area,

Esposito : but there's over 200 locations.

Gates : Focus on the ones in Jersey first.

Twenty-four hours before Bracken speaks.

Gates : Maybe Beckett will have better luck with those threat letters.

Castle : Man, these people need to get a life.

Castle : Most of these guys, it seems their only companionship

Castle : is the space alien that talks to them through their microwave.

Beckett : Yeah, well, there's a lot of lonely and confused people out there,

Beckett : but so far none of the letters match the handwriting


Francisco : It's a microphone, like the ones we use to record the actors.

Beckett : Except the actors involved didn't know that they were being recorded.

Beckett : That was hidden in Sofia's trailer.

Reprehensible.

Francisco : It's probably the tabloids again.

Francisco : Believe me, I will find the person who did this.

Esposito : Well, you won't have to look too far.

Your sound man caved.

Esposito : He admitted that you borrowed it from him last week.

Beckett : You probably suspected what Ana and Sofia were up to,

Beckett : and you knew that they talked in Sofia's trailer, so you bugged it.

That's how you knew that Ana was planning on leaving.

Esposito : And taking your biggest star with her.

Francisco : I know nothing of this.

Francisco : These are outrageous accusations.

Esposito : Those two women are the reason audiences watch.

Beckett : You knew that.

Esposito : If you let Ana go forward with her plan,

Esposito : where would that leave the network?

Esposito : Where would that leave you?

Beckett : Mr. Herrara, we circulated your photo.

Beckett : You were seen at the coffee shop

Beckett : down the street from Ana's apartment.

Esposito : You waited for her to come home. And when she did, you snapped.

Castle : Didn't you?

Francisco : I made Ana. Before me, she was nobody.

Francisco : And she was going to ruin everything.

Francisco : I begged her not to do it.

Francisco : But she refused to see reason.

Francisco : I never meant to kill her.

Beckett : Francisco Herrara, you're under arrest

Beckett : for the murder of Anahita Menendez.

It is terrible what Francisco did.

Sofia : But Ana's legacy will live on.

Sofia : We deposited the money in escrow

20 minutes before the deadline.


and see what we can find.

Prawns, oh yeah.

Look at that.

Oh, look at this, dab chingri.

I think that's what we're gonna order,

prawns roasted inside a tender coconut.

It melts in your mouth.

Spicy crab curry, we are gonna get that, as well.

And then look.

I think this is fish here.

Oh yeah, beckti paturi, fish wrapped


Okay, Ben, I won't tell your daddy that you had ice cream before dinner...

...if you won't tell him about our little bonking incident.


Chandler : That's not good.

Chandler : Can I get an espresso and a latte over here?

We got the proofs from the shoot with the vegetables. They sucked.

I blew off the afternoon. I went shopping.

Janice : And I got you....

Janice : I'm looking. I'm looking.

I' m looking.

Janice : -I got you -What?

-What? -What did you get me there?

Janice : I got you...

...these.


Stella : Ted, you're a really nice guy...

Stella : Oh, no.

Stella : It has been so great getting to know you.

Ted : I am gonna kill marshall.


That meat is just, just impressive.

They have no seats at the meat stall;

most people just get it for take-away,

but luckily, he has a friend right across the street,

right across the intersection here,

and she has a fruit cart, a fruit smoothie cart,

and so he asked if we could sit here,

which is very, very kind.

And, she allowed us to sit here, and we ordered

some soursop smoothies, to begin with.

Cheers, man! - Oh, thanks.


Thirteen : I got a call from Douglas' department at Princeton General.

Thirteen : They want me to interview with them.

Thirteen : Which is weird because when I called last week,

Thirteen : they said they had nothing available,

Thirteen : so I never sent in my resume.

Foreman : Douglas owes me a favor.

Chase : Most people send chocolates.

And I'd stand outside your apartment all night holding up a boom box

Foreman : except you told me you hate '80s music.

Thirteen : So about dinner, I'm free tomorrow night.

Murphy : I was wondering what that noise was. It's the damn cane.

House : And I'm Greg.

Murphy : And I can't sleep with you banging around with that thing.

House : You're not actually saying that I have too loud a cane?

Murphy : Is that hard for you to understand?

Well, only in the sense that it has a rubber tip

House : on the end, not a tap shoe.

Murphy : Now you're getting cute with me.


Leonard : ...at the Topical Conference on Bose-Einstein Condensates.

Sheldon : I know. I read it before I threw it out.


Foreman : Early onset familial Alzheimer's. Brazilian descent.

Blood chemistries showed high ammonia.

Foreman : Vomiting stopped after the ER put him on antiemetics.

Park : Any recent health issues?

Foreman : Just a sore throat a few weeks ago.

Chase : How advanced is he? Could be hyperalimentation.

Foreman : Advanced enough, but no IV feedings.

The wife shut down her floral company to stay home

Foreman : and feed him every meal he's had in the last four years.

House : Do we owe this case to your guilt

House : at having ignored your own forgetful mommy?

Foreman : My guilt over my mom is why I put up with my dad.

Foreman : You're taking this case

because we're running a Phase Two trial on an Alzheimer's drug.

House : You couldn't round up enough doddering, old guinea pigs,

so you need us to fix this little piggy?

Foreman : I'd like to sit in. Especially since you're short a team member.

House : You mean Taub? Got him in here.

He asked for personal days. His daughter's sick.

House : Isn't that the point of having a spare?

House : I denied his request

Foreman : After I'd already approved it,

Foreman : which you knew because I sent you a memo.

House : Dr. Adams, taped under your chair is an index card.

Would you read ii, please?


so that he can be punished.

Beckett : Really? There's people like that?

Ryan : Only these SAMs can be dangerous,

Ryan : sometimes resorting to threats to provoke their response.


Mystery Woman : What's my necklace made of?

Amber.


Yeah.

Thirteen : If there's some way I could help...

Janice : It was that doctor. The one that was running the test.

Thirteen : Dr. Foreman. Yeah.

Thirteen : He's a great neurologist. He's a great guy.

Janice : You like him?

House : Why don't you?

Janice : I told him that those injections were making me sick in my stomach,

Janice : and he just gave me antacid.

Thirteen : We were warned that nausea's a side effect,

Thirteen : and giving you antacid is all he really could do.

Janice : No. He told me, "Get over it."

Janice : With or without these drugs,

Janice : I don't have a long time.

Janice : I'm not gonna spend it being his guinea pig.

House.


Rachel : - Me neither. - Me too.

Monica : Guys, we bought the tickets.

Phoebe : Then you'll have extra seats for all your tiaras and stuff.

Chandler : Why did you look at me when you said that?

So I guess now we can't go.

Do what you want. Do we always have to do everything together?

Monica : You know what? You're right.

Fine.

Chandler : All right.

Chandler : We're gonna go.


- Yeah I know it's been crazy it was 115 degrees yesterday,

it's only going to get hotter.

We're going to be spending so much time in this pool


Rachel : Very funny. Come here.

That is exactly why I've come here to talk to you, okay?

- Rachel, you want sugar? - Yes, but...

Rachel : Do I want sugar in my coffee?

Rachel : No, just some milk would be good, Carol. Thanks.

Rachel : Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?


Harold : I can't believe you let this chick boss you around.

Castle : He can see the entire bullpen from there.

Castle : The charade was only supposed to last long enough to get him to interrogation.

Harold's gonna realize that this is all fake! What do we do now?

Martha : Richard, scripts are on your desks.

Martha : This is outrageous, Officer. My behavior was entirely consensual!

Castle : Alexis? What are you doing here?

Alexis Castle : Gram asked me to come.

Alexis Castle : I'm playing a teenage runaway

Alexis Castle : who hitchhiked her way to the Big Apple in search of her dreams.

Ryan : Wearing that?

Alexis : Halter tops were big in the '70s.

Castle : So were those peasant blouses. Why didn't...

Castle : Why didn't you wear one of those?


Joey : Will you wear a thong?

l will if you will.

Joey : You got yourself a very weird deal.

l'm good. l have dinner plans.

-So you gonna be okay? -Yeah, yeah.

l got tons of stuff l could do. l'm gonna hit the beach, go swimming.

Ross : Joe, have you looked outside?

Joey : No. Why?


- The food there was great. - Wasn't it?

Chandler : So take care.

Joanna : You too.

This was great. I'll give you a call. We should do it again!

Great. I'm looking forward to it.

Joanna : - Rachel, any messages? - Sophie's desk.

Rachel : - Are you gonna call her? - No.

I'm sorry, okay? I'm weak and pathetic and sorry.

You are gonna tell her. You'll tell her now.

I'm not gonna call you.

What?


Chandler : ...and we'll all be wearing silver jumpsuits.

Hey, good morning, lover.

l gotta say, after last night, l'm a little weak in the knees.

Ross : Here's an idea. You walk into a room, take a quick scan.

Sorry.

But l kind of have this feeling that we may have made a baby last night.

Oh, God, l have to tell you something.

Chandler : You're not pregnant.

Monica : What are you talking about?

Well, that thing that l have to do to make a baby?

l faked it.

Monica : What? You faked it?

Joey : You know what?

l don't need a tie.


Joey : I want the drugs, Ross!

Ross : I do too! I do too!

Frank : Yeah, I love you. Okay, bye.

Frank : That was Alice's mom. Alice left five hours ago.

Frank : She should be here.

She'll make it on time.

Rachel : So, Frank...

Phoebe : ...three babies. That just seems like a lot, huh?

Frank : Not to me.

Rachel : Fair enough.

Dr. Harad : You're at ten centimeters. Time to start having babies.

I want only the father here.


Barney : Mint on the pillow, Ted!

Barney : And don't charge for wi-fi. It seems greedy! It does.

But eventually,

Even Barney and Robin had to admit

They owed Lily and Marshall an apology.

Ted 2030 : Hey.

Robin : We wanted to say we're sorry.

Lily : Oh. I wish you had called.

Marshall : I swear, he was right there

Marshall : Just eating a Belgian waffle!

Guy : Well, he can't have enjoyed it

Guy : As much as I'm enjoying this gouda!

Robin : Oh!

Lily : Um, listen,

Lily : Now's not a good time.

Robin : We'll call you.


Cameron : You could have gotten killed.

Ruwe : He wasn't going to hurt me.

Cameron : He fired a gun in the hospital.

Chase : Come here.

Cameron : Maybe next time, don't yell out that warning.

Foreman : The bloody eye was from an enlarged lymph node blocking the retinal vein.

Foreman : We restored circulation,

Foreman : but it means we've got to add lymph involvement

to the heart and lungs, and rising fever.


Masters : so that wouldn't have affected his sense of smell.

Taub : And we believe the lying liar why?

House.

Foreman : Are you even listening to us?

House : I'll start when you decide what the symptoms are

House : and give me some theories.

Taub : If we combine the dysosmia with the tunnel vision,

Taub : the symptoms fit for western equine encephalitis.

House : But the patient doesn't. No fever.

Ow.

Taub : What the hell?

House : Negative reinforcement.

Foreman : What about Foster-Kennedy syndrome?

Chase : He could have a meningioma, or plasmacytoma,

Chase : started by pressing on his olfactory nerves, affects his sense of smell,

Chase : and now it's growing and pressing on his optic nerve.

Good. MRI his head and find it.

Cuddy : Your potential donation could...

House : Hey, hey.

Would have an immediate impact on our community.

We could extend our...

Danny : Something wrong? No.

Cuddy : I just think maybe it'll be a better idea

Cuddy : to have a tour of the clinic first.

Cuddy : It's right this way.


this rainy outside day is so cloudy

this rainy outside day is so cloudy right now look at Karma we haven't shown

right now look at Karma we haven't shown you he got a little haircut yesterday so

you he got a little haircut yesterday so he is like a brand-new shaved dog it's


drenched we should Wireless was lovely

drenched we should Wireless was lovely hmm well sports day he was shortly

hmm well sports day he was shortly

hmm well sports day he was shortly sports day take two was short-lived the

sports day take two was short-lived the

sports day take two was short-lived the first one was fine

first one was fine

first one was fine Eduardo's was actually quite nice

Eduardo's was actually quite nice

Eduardo's was actually quite nice weather so luckily for him we got to do

weather so luckily for him we got to do

weather so luckily for him we got to do a picnic and all that but Amelia's one

a picnic and all that but Amelia's one

a picnic and all that but Amelia's one it just started chucking it down and

it just started chucking it down and

it just started chucking it down and poor thing I didn't even get a video or

poor thing I didn't even get a video or

poor thing I didn't even get a video or anything of her on my phone I got videos

anything of her on my phone I got videos of Eduardo is for my mom but didn't even

of Eduardo is for my mom but didn't even get any of him I think Jonathan got one

get any of him I think Jonathan got one

get any of him I think Jonathan got one of the mania but um it was just raining

of the mania but um it was just raining

of the mania but um it was just raining and it was like quite packed in the Sun

and it was like quite packed in the Sun

and it was like quite packed in the Sun I was holding an umbrella it was kind of

I was holding an umbrella it was kind of impossible to do both but I'm so annoyed

impossible to do both but I'm so annoyed but I don't have anything any like

but I don't have anything any like

but I don't have anything any like footage or I don't even have a picture


Okay.

David : -Would you care for my seat as well? -Actually, yeah, that'd be great.

Well, that's fair, you've had a long trip.

Phoebe, l love you.

l've missed you so much these last few months.

l thought we were apart for a good reason...

...but l realized that there was no reason good enough...

Mike : ...to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you.

Kind of steps on the toes of what l was going to say.

l'm sorry, David, but she really has to know this.

All right, but after this, l want to see you outside.

lf it stops raining.

Monica : You're the most incredible woman l've ever met.


That's what a... That's what previews are for!

Martha : And I just...

Martha : I just don't want to be humiliated.

Martha : When I got this part, I thought, "Well, hey!

"There's a chance, you know? This could be my second act!"

Tina : It is.

Martha : No, it isn't.

It isn't. I'm not gonna have a second act. I...

Martha : I think what I need to do is just drop out,

Martha : let my understudy take over. She's very...

Castle : Oh, absolutely not.

Castle : You will not, and do you know why?

Castle : Because you're a fighter. What have you always told me?

Castle : No one will give you anything in this life.

Castle : You must earn it.

And look at you, almost 20 years later, and you're back on Broadway?

Castle : You have earned this.

Martha : I have, haven't I?

Castle : You have.

Castle : Please don't let some idiot with

Castle : a cell phone take that away from you.

Do you want me to come to tonight's show?

Castle : Just for moral support?


[Music]

[Music] really Hardy really meaty coconut water


Miles : Well, I don't see how that's relevant.

Castle : Well, her pride was hurt, so she did a little digging.

Esposito : Turns out you did have a secret relationship.

Castle : Just not with Mandy.


Could you be the translator's date...

...so that when it's time for our alone time you two can split off?

You know, he's kind of cute.

Kind of cute like really kind of cute? Or kind of cute like your friend...

...Spackle-Back Larry?

Hey, don't call him that.


Amy answering phone : Sheldon, what's wrong?

Sheldon : I wanted to let you know I'll be spending your birthday with you.


Penny : Well, in that case, do you mind giving me some advice?

Leonard : About Stuart?

Leonard : Love to.

Penny : He's very shy. How do I make him feel more comfortable around me?

Well, first of all, don't underestimate the value of discomfort.

- Really? - Well, yeah. Stuart thrives under pressure.

Leonard : That's why he works in a comic-book store.

[PHONE RINGING]


rocker chair or something you know you

rocker chair or something you know you plop them in and it's got lots of things

plop them in and it's got lots of things they hit and everything oh just so they

they hit and everything oh just so they

they hit and everything oh just so they can sit up because I bet she just wants

can sit up because I bet she just wants

can sit up because I bet she just wants to get involved a dealer to know yeah

to get involved a dealer to know yeah

to get involved a dealer to know yeah what is that called a saucer yeah the

what is that called a saucer yeah the

what is that called a saucer yeah the sauce we thing yeah I think she's filled

sauce we thing yeah I think she's filled to sit up first very cute

to sit up first very cute

to sit up first very cute oh you're drilling ovary right now we

oh you're drilling ovary right now we

oh you're drilling ovary right now we still much to people ago she gave me


Rachel : Here you go, Pheebs.

Rachel : Who else wants one of my special home-baked brownies?

Chandler : - I will have one. - I do.


All these powers are so cool, you guys,

let us know down below in the comments

what has been your favorite superpower so far?

And smash that thumbs up button

if you guys are excited to see Finn's superpowers.

He's dressed as baby Jack-Jack, right?

- Yeah.

- Baby Jack-Jack has a bunch of powers, right?

- Yeah but he shoots laser eyes.

- Do you think you could do laser eyes?


Just... Just one thing. We're in a great place right now.

l don't wanna do anything that will make stuff weird again.

- So we won't let it get weird. - Okay.

Oh, just a heads up. Mm. Since the last time you saw me naked...

...l got a Cookie Monster tattoo.

Penny : The acceptable responses when you see it are "awesome" or nothing.

Leonard : What about...

Leonard : ...cookies.

Amy. Amy. Amy

Amy : Seven o'clock. Right on time.

Sheldon : It's not an accident.

l waited outside your door for 20 minutes.

Amy : Well, dinner's almost ready.


Yeah.

Yeah.

Phoebe : My God!


of his heart, he invited us, he served us.

And that speaks for so many people

for the hospitality and incredible people

of Iran and of Rasht.

Okay, now back to the market.


Esposito : Where'd he go?

Max : Went to this totally lame bar, The Magic Bottle.

Beckett : I mean, not target-rich at all.

Pablo : And when he found us there, he kind of freaked.

Pablo : But he agreed to let us stay and be his wingmen,

but only if we referred to him as "Jake."

Pablo : Like he was undercover.

Castle : Jake. That's the same identity he gave to Holly Franklin the next day.

Max : So we do our usual couple laps of recon.

There are actually some decent MILFs.

PABLO : And I think Mike's just expanding his palette, right?

Pablo : But he wasn't interested in any of them.

Max : No. Instead, he finds this one mark,

Max : ugh, nothing special, and plants his flag.

Pablo : Then I see that she's got a ring on her finger.

Pablo : She's a married chick. We stay away from married chicks.

Beckett : 'Cause you're so ethical?

SCOFFS No. They're just trouble.

Max : But he doesn't care. He's all in on her.

Castle : So you think he went to this bar for th is particular woman?

Castle : Like he was targeting her? Exactly.

Beckett : Did he say why?

Max : No. But he was working her like his life depended on it.

Max : I mean, it was like he was on a mission.

Ryan : Did she go for him?


Chandler, you're doing so well with this whole getting married...

...never gonna sleep with anyone for the rest of your life thing. I thinks it's great.

- Hey. Who wants French toast? - I'll have some.


Foreman : Where'd you get these scars?

I got shivved my first month in. After I healed up, I got mines.

Clarence : You guys still think I'm sick?

Obviously.

Why do you care? Why don't you just let me die?

Foreman : Well, I'm different than you.

Clarence : Right. You love me like your own mama.

Clarence : That's why the nurse says you kicked her out when my heart nearly stopped.

Foreman : Take a deep breath.

Cameron : Any family history of mental illness?

I always heard my pop was crazy, I never met the man.

Clarence : With my mom, it was the drugs.

Foreman : Any siblings?

I got a brother, pretty much raised him on my own.

- Inspirational. He doing time, too? - Hey...

Clarence : He's a good kid. Don't go judging what you don't know.

Foreman : How's his health?


Lily : But BFFs are forever.

Marshall : Come on, Lily. Nobody stays friends with their high school friends.

Ted : - I'm still friends with Punchy. - Dude, he lives in Cleveland.

Marshall : You see him once a year, at which point,

Marshall : he punches you really hard in the arm

Marshall : and tells everyone how you dookied your pants.

Marshall : I know, on paper he sounds great, but you guys aren't really friends.

Ted : Look, I may not see him a lot, but it doesn't matter.

Marshall : Observe.

Punchy : - Schmosby! - Punchy!


Slaughter : And what rules are those?

Castle : You're not going to hurt anybody,

Castle : you're not going to intimidate anybody,

Castle : you're not even going to raise your voice.

Castle : You do, and I'm out.

Slaughter : You're kidding, right?

No.

Slaughter : Okay. Deal.

Slaughter : Hey, Trucco!

Slaughter : Time to pay the piper, buddy.


We have got a criminal on the loose, you guys.

Be on the lookout for Mr. Potato Head.

Apparently there's a 50 bazillion dollar reward

for this guy, so if you see him anywhere, let me know.

I honestly haven't seen any type of Mr. Potato Head

anywhere, so if you guys see him anywhere,

please let us know because like I said,

there's a 50 bazillion dollar reward and

that's a lot of money.

fun exciting music

She's recruited you, huh, Jessica?

Poor Jessie.

Where's your Jessie costume, Jessie?

- I should've.

- [Man] You should be wearing one!

Oh, this is looking cool.

So you're taping the bars with black tape.


OLIVIA : They pulled me from the floor. I'm just down here helping with the flu overflow.

OLIVIA : Alex, how old is that baby?

OLIVIA : Wait, wait. What are you doing?

Think I'm gonna leave this sick, premature infant in the ER?

- He has to be admitted. Can't take him. - Just page Addison Shepherd.

ADDISON : - Karev? - Premature newborn with petechia.

ADDISON : - What's his platelet count? - 17,000.

ADDISON : 17,000? Did you transfuse platelets?

ALEX : - Yes, but it didn't help. - Where's the mother?

ALEX : I don't know.

ADDISON : I'm not asking you where the mother is for my health,

ADDISON : I expect you to use your brain. Where's the mother?

ALEX : I don't know. The baby was found in a trash can at a high school.


Well, there is no Vikram. Ross made him up.

Because l....

l really never have been in a long-term relationship.

l've never lived with a guy. l've never even celebrated an anniversary.

So....

lf that's too weird for you...

...and you want to leave, l understand.


don't you go and then that will if you

don't you go and then that will if you do invent it give me some credit

do invent it give me some credit

do invent it give me some credit okay but more maths and then you just go

okay but more maths and then you just go to your mom up and it's like what

to your mom up and it's like what

to your mom up and it's like what chopped you want to go to and you're

chopped you want to go to and you're

chopped you want to go to and you're like typing in it's like go turn a left

like typing in it's like go turn a left

like typing in it's like go turn a left turn right now okay what date is today

turn right now okay what date is today

turn right now okay what date is today I'm trademarking it today at this time

I'm trademarking it today at this time

I'm trademarking it today at this time but where's mama

but where's mama

but where's mama come on your mom my son their base kids

come on your mom my son their base kids

come on your mom my son their base kids all right bonus yeah no wrong child

all right bonus yeah no wrong child

all right bonus yeah no wrong child wrong child

wrong child

wrong child you know what long child she wrong child

you know what long child she wrong child or they do it then look at it oh she

or they do it then look at it oh she

or they do it then look at it oh she would love that with a little thing on

would love that with a little thing on

would love that with a little thing on it but wrong trout brown trout just need


Sheldon : I suggest you look for long-lost relatives

Sheldon : either in Armenia or Lebanon.

Leonard : Listen to me, Sheldon.

Leonard : I am not going to Lebanon

Leonard : to return Super Mario Bros. the movie!

Anyway, it might be fun. You love hummus.

Leonard : Why isn't this bothering you?

Leonard : Isn't your brain getting itchy?

Leonard : This is on your card.

Leonard : This could be ruining your credit score!

Leonard : Why isn't this making you crazy?

Sheldon : Leonard...

Sheldon : I have something to tell you,

Sheldon : but I want you to promise not to flip out.

Leonard : What?

Sheldon : Seven years ago,

Sheldon : I found out the DVD was late and I paid for it.


Kutner : I'm guessing the weight changed.

Anyone have Taub's pager number?

Thirteen : What's up?

House : Maybe give him a call.

House : If he tosses that switch on the MRI, she's dead.

House : X-ray her brain.

Pins.

House : Push them through the soft fontanel of an infant,

House : you skewer the brain, and the hair hides the entry wounds.

House : It's the perfect crime.

Foreman : She's had them in her all these years.

Thirteen : What changed at the temple?

House : Same thing that changed in the MRI.

that caused the symptoms in China and in the giant magnet we call an MRI.

House : She's lucky.

House : We're all screwed up by our parents, she's got documentation.

Kutner : The pins will be removed surgically, and she'll be fine.

Kutner : We'll wake her from the coma after the operation.

Bob : Is there any way you could not tell her?

Janice : Please. She's fragile.

Janice : She desperately wanted to know her biological parents.

Janice : For her to find out that they wanted her dead,

Taub : I don't know what that'll do to her.


part of our away ha ha later than ready

part of our away ha ha later than ready ha ha chocolate Rhonda I put an order

ha ha chocolate Rhonda I put an order

ha ha chocolate Rhonda I put an order the calamari nobody followed you nada

the calamari nobody followed you nada

the calamari nobody followed you nada Larry good

that was unbelievable just the display

that was unbelievable just the display

that was unbelievable just the display of human creation of cooking genius and

of human creation of cooking genius and

of human creation of cooking genius and none of us talked as they work because

none of us talked as they work because

none of us talked as they work because they worked so fast as soon as they

they worked so fast as soon as they

they worked so fast as soon as they uncovered the rocks they just sprung

uncovered the rocks they just sprung

uncovered the rocks they just sprung into action everybody knew what to do

into action everybody knew what to do

into action everybody knew what to do well actually the the chief he was


We're all brothers.

Yeah, but I'm your best brother, right?

And that's how your uncle barney

It got pretty mushy and embarrassing after that.

Let's skip ahead.

I had to look away because if I watched

What the paramedics were about to do,

I would have passed out.

Then they took out this

Electric blade thing and I kept thinking,

"this isn't happening. This isn't happening."

Oh, my god. What did they cut?

My suit.

My beautiful suit.

But you're alive, and, and ted's alive.

This is amazing!

Two miracles in one day.


Detective Javier Esposito : - No, I... - Don't say anything, Alan.

Oh, yeah, and there's also this.

Beckett : Your son witnessed his mother's murder.

Alan Freeman : No. That's not possible.

How... How is this possible?

Here, thank you.

Janice Freeman : Excuse me.


but there's something else.

Rachel's pregnant.


Jessica Glitter : I tried to stay friends with her, but it just didn't happen.

Jessica Glitter : She took it pretty hard.

Jessica Glitter : I even thought she might try to kill herself.

Marshall : Charge!

Lily : You dumped her just because you had a baby?

Lily : That's cold.

Jessica Glitter : Didn't you do the same thing?

Jessica Glitter : Minus the baby?

Lily : I gotta go. I gotta go apologize to Robin.

Lily : I need to tell her I love her, and that she'll always be a priority.

Jessica Glitter : Be careful, Lily. I made those promises, too.

Jessica Glitter : And now I haven't even talked to her in five years.

Jessica Glitter : Sure, I thought about

Jessica Glitter : picking up the phone and calling her a hundred times,

Jessica Glitter : but I just never have the courage to...

Jessica Glitter : Go ahead.


She's just given me a chipotle.

I believe this is a pickled chipotle,

and I think that is a sweet sauce that it's in.

Mm. laughs

speaking foreign language


And first up, we're going for kachori.

- You should try kachori, matar kachori.

It's like a typical street food of Delhi.

- Okay.

Wow, this is the kachori magic scene.

Trevor laughs

So, it's essentially a crispy ...

What would you call it? Like a cracker, almost.

- We can call it a cracker.

We call it kachori, and these, like, fried dumplings.

And then they put some chickpeas over it,

onion, coriander, spices.

- So, it's a base kachori, and then he's adding chickpeas.

And I just love that huge pot of chickpeas there.

Oh, look at that chickpea mix.

So, we've got tons of chickpeas going over top


Ted : Hey, kiddo.

Ted : Tsk.

You are going to miss out on a lot of awesome stuff.

With the kid while I am out awesome-ing

All over the place.

And you're going to get fat.

Ted : The story's not over, barney.

Ted : Okay, time to get the horn back to the bistro.

Robin : Oh, ted, I don't know if I can go again.

Robin : That tuckered me out.


Oh some our guide Was it was really cool he really he really took care of us and

You Really he's a Really awesome guy you gotta come meet osama when you come to Bethlehem and


Ross : Is this about Mark?

Rachel : - Oh, my God! - Okay, it's not.

Rachel : Oh, my God! I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross.

- You're making this too hard. - I'm making this too hard?

Ross : - Okay, what do you want me to do? - I don't know. I don't know. Look...

Rachel : ...maybe we should take a break.

Okay. Okay, fine. You're right. Let's take a break. Let's cool off. Okay.

Let's get some frozen yogurt or something.


What's the matter? You nervous about your speech?

Nope.

Ross : - You wanna hear it? - Am I in it?


moans

It's pretty tasty.

- Just ate that.

men laugh

chatter in foreign language

Mark moans

- That's gonna complete this tour of Chabahar,

this food tour.

Chabahar moves at a little bit of a slower pace.

It's so relaxing.

People are so incredibly hospitable.

And I fully enjoyed Chabahar,

and I wanna say a big thank you

to both Dor Baluch, the eco lodge,

where we stayed as well as Salam Chabahar,

the amazing agency,

who planned our trip to Chabahar,


Susan : I'm just trying to find a way to be there for you the only way I know how,

Susan : and if you can't accept that, then fine.

Susan : Just stop being so rude. And I...

OK. I'm overstepping again, aren't I?

Meredith : As mothers go, I've only ever known overbearing.

Meredith : Never overprotective. This is all new.

Jane Doe : - It's OK. - It is?

Meredith : Yes.

MVO : Our history resurfaces. Time after time after time.

Mark : Not just surgery, but Chief of Surgery.

Meredith : - Really? - Well, not for much longer, really.

I'm going to go... over there.

Mark : Hold down the fort, Chief.

Richard : So, um... you come here often?

Well, sometimes. It's on my way home from bio class.

Excuse me. Is this seat taken?

MVO : No.

- Um, it was nice talking to you. - You too.


[Music]

oh my gosh

they do have a couple

they do have a couple

they do have a couple tables set out over there but the light

tables set out over there but the light

tables set out over there but the light isn't so good so we're gonna just stand

isn't so good so we're gonna just stand

isn't so good so we're gonna just stand here on the edge of the cart oh another

here on the edge of the cart oh another

here on the edge of the cart oh another friend Obama's here pull it off into the

friend Obama's here pull it off into the bread Paul man I can't wait to try it

bread Paul man I can't wait to try it

bread Paul man I can't wait to try it that like yellow oily juicy chicken wing


Cristina : Mr. Franklin?

Izzie : - He has no pulse. - What?

[Izzie] He has no pulse!

[Woman over PA] Code blue. Code blue.


Sure. Okay. Yeah.

David : But, well, now that we're together again, l don't ever want to be apart.

David : So to that end....


Howard : Hey, Ma.

Howard : You know, we could see each other if you turn on the computer.


that is that's a noodle salad the

that is that's a noodle salad the noodles are sticky

noodles are sticky

noodles are sticky I got a shrimp in that bite the sauce is

I got a shrimp in that bite the sauce is a little bit on the sweet side but also

a little bit on the sweet side but also

a little bit on the sweet side but also kind of tangy and then I love all those

kind of tangy and then I love all those

kind of tangy and then I love all those herbs the mint the basil the herbs are

herbs the mint the basil the herbs are

herbs the mint the basil the herbs are what make it for me mmm very refreshing

what make it for me mmm very refreshing

what make it for me mmm very refreshing it really eats like a salad but at the

it really eats like a salad but at the

it really eats like a salad but at the same time you've got some hearty noodles

same time you've got some hearty noodles in there so it's a little more filling

in there so it's a little more filling

in there so it's a little more filling than just uh just a vegetable salad


Leonard : She doesn't like you.

- Well, you have a gall bladder to remove. - Yeah.

Leonard : And I have to get in the shower and Penny has clothes to put on, so...

- Well, it was very nice meeting you. - Nice to finally meet you too.


lt's okay. l thought of the perfect lie for you.

lt's easy to remember, and it doesn't invite a lot of questions.

Does it have something to do with a spaceship?

The Statue of Liberty came to life--


gasps

This place is great!

Leonard : So nice of that doctor to just let you use it.

Penny : Well, she is taking me to an Indigo Girls concert,

Penny : so hold that thought.

Penny : Okay.

Sheldon : Well,

should we check each other for ticks?


him like nothing I'm barely even it's

him like nothing I'm barely even it's just truck oh my gosh you're making me

just truck oh my gosh you're making me

just truck oh my gosh you're making me nervous

[Music]

I'll come pick you up that's amazing

oh geez trampled fest that was

oh geez trampled fest that was

oh geez trampled fest that was absolutely amazing amazing it does live


Barney : Now if you'll excuse me.

Barney : I have to go renew my passport,

Barney : and get a travel-sized rotating Vietnamese Shame Wheel.

Don't ask, you're not ready.

I hope Barney's dad isn't pretending to be something he's not,

Lily : That would make Jerry a real chamma-leeon.

Ted : You have gaps, too, Lily.

Lily : You got nothing on me.

Marshall : Can you toss me a beer?


Howard : if my mom could've arranged a carpool.

Raj : Oh, yeah?


- You hungry? - Does a bear shit in the woods?

- Hi, honey, I'm home! - Don't come in here!

Chandler : Why, do you have another boyfriend in there?

Monica : No. We only mess around at his place.

I started it, but now it's scaring me, so could you come out here, please?

No, I'm wearing a wedding dress.

Chandler : You got a wedding dress?

- Yeah, but I'm not keeping it. - Then why can't I see it?

Monica : Oh. I guess you can.

But I have to return it, so you can't like it.

Okay, I promise. I'll hate it.


Thirteen : Not getting drawn into this.

House : You already are.

Thirteen : Because you crashed my workout?

House : You're doing core training, which improves balance,

House : which staves off the most debilitating symptoms of Huntington's.


-Hey, here's your tip from Table 7. -Oh, thanks.


Leonard : So... when you say

Leonard : you're not going to freak out about the DVD,

Leonard : here's what that means.

Leonard : Don't fixate on it,

Leonard : don't wake me up in the middle of the night,

Leonard : or nag me through the door while I'm on the toilet.

Sheldon : Okay, first, talking to you while you're on the toilet

Sheldon : isn't exactly a picnic for me either.

Sheldon : Remember, when you can hear me, I can hear you.

Sheldon : And, second, you completely disregard

Sheldon : how uncomfortable unresolved issues are for me.

It's like, an itch in my brain I can't scratch.

Leonard : When I broke my arm I used to stick a coat hanger down there.

Leonard : You ever try that? Maybe go in through the ear?

Sheldon : You wouldn't make jokes if you could feel the way I feel.


- Uh huh, roti and samba..

egg cracks

- [Mark] We've been walking round Kandy for a little while

just exploring it, it started drizzling so we stopped

inside. This is kind of like a tea shop,

snack shop, a place to get quick eats, a place to get

roti, hoppers. We ordered some roti, we ordered, some


Sexy, sexy.

Ladies, I love it, I love it. I love it. Sexy. Sexy's not a crime.

What's so special about world-famous

Cosmo Reporter amy : mystery novelist Richard Castle?

Cosmo Reporter amy : He's rich, he's handsome, and he's basing his next best seller on you.

Cosmo Reporter amy : Tell me, Detective Beckett, what's it like being the inspiration

for thrill-master Richard Castle's new character, Nikki Heat?


- Then what's yourjob? - Letting him make me happy.

Bernadette : I just think, in relationships, you get back what you put in.

Amy : That's not always true.

Amy : Last night I gave Sheldon my best come-hither look...

Amy : ...and he responded by explaining how wheat came to be cultivated.

Penny : I guess I could probably try a little harder.

Bernadette : You could start by taking an interest in his work.

Penny : - That's kind of a problem. - Why?

Penny : Not really clear on what he does.

Bernadette : He's an experimental physicist.

Penny : Yeah, I'm not really clear on what that means.

Amy : He takes hypotheses and designs protocols to determine their accuracy.


Beckett : - Adopted? - Yeah, two years ago.

Ryan : Mom, Theresa, she's a fund manager at Keller Stanton.

Ryan : Dad's a small-time artist,

Ryan : shows at the Grayson Gallery in Chelsea once in a while.

Ryan : Neighbor says he stays home with the kid.

All right, here's a list of all the people who had access to the apartment.

Babysitters, cleaning lady, super. Let's cross-reference that with any

registered sex offenders in the area, see if anyone had a thing for little girls.

Esposito : You thinking there's some creepy-crawler,

Esposito : probably scouted from the inside.

Beckett : Well, the father said what he did this morning was part of a routine.

Beckett : So, either somebody got lucky, or they already knew it.

Beckett.

Beckett : Yeah, we'll be right there.

Beckett : Looks like it wasn't a creepy-crawler, after all.

Beckett : Candelas just got a ransom call.

Sorenson : They used an Internet voice over IP service.

Beckett : Meaning it's untraceable.

Sorenson : Can you raise the 750?


Kids, when Lily and Marshall started trying to have a baby,

they went a little crazy.

Lily : We've been trying and trying,

Lily : and still nothing's happened.

Lily : I'm just worried we can't have children.

Doctor : - And how long have you been trying? - Six days.

But then, months went by, and still nothing happened.

Lily : Something must be wrong.

Lily : We're doing it a lot.

Marshall : And everywhere...

Marshall : the kitchen, the bathroom, the living room,

Marshall : outside in your wait... the kitchen.

Lily : Seriously, Doc,

Lily : why isn't this happening?

Doctor : Look, if you're really worried,


Rachel : Even so...

Rachel : ...I think I'm gonna pick Ross.

Yeah, I figured you might...

...because of the history, and you used to love him...

...and you guys have a baby.

Well, thank you for respecting my decision.

Chandler : Let me tell you why you need to pick me.


Good night, ted.

Okay, randy, now,

Tell me, without looking at your hand,

What are the three beginner techniques

For picking up a woman at a bar?

Isolate her from her friends;

Repeat her name in conversation;

Subtly put her down.

Excellent.

Now... Let's put those to use.

I'm right behind you.


Joey : What happened to playing the field?

Phoebe : It doesn't feel like playing anymore.

Phoebe : It feels like work. It's like I'm working in the field.

So pick one of them.

Monica : Which one do you like more?

Vince is great, you know? Because he's, like, a "guy" guy.

He's just so burly, so very burly.

Joey : Okay, good. So there you go. Go with Vince.

Phoebe : Yeah, but Jason's really sensitive.

Chandler : Sensitive is important. Pick him.

Joey : - Yeah. - Oh, sure. Go with the sissy.

Phoebe : Jason is not a sissy.


Ted : Okay, now I'm really out.

Robin : Well, I'm sorry, guys. It was all very tame.

Robin : We only dated for a week and a half.

Barney : Wha...? I thought you said you were together all summer.

Robin : Yeah. Summer in canada is pretty much the last week of July.

Robin : Anyway, one night,

Robin : His band just finish playing this gig...

Robin : Oh, my god! Simon.


size we got the fish that was a great

size we got the fish that was a great morning market nice and relaxed people

morning market nice and relaxed people

morning market nice and relaxed people are so friendly we're now on our way to

are so friendly we're now on our way to

are so friendly we're now on our way to the house to get started cooking

on our way back to the force we're

on our way back to the force we're

on our way back to the force we're stopping for a quick cup of chai just

stopping for a quick cup of chai just

stopping for a quick cup of chai just cuz his stall looks so cool it's like a

cuz his stall looks so cool it's like a

cuz his stall looks so cool it's like a whole having it everything contained

whole having it everything contained

whole having it everything contained within this like Boxton caged-in cabinet

perfect spot under the awning next to


Alexis : Beckett is going to love them, Dad.

Castle : Right? She'll have a tough time competing with that.

Castle : One of the perils of dating a gift ninja.

Ooh, you wanna be a real ninja?

Martha : You just slip these into her coat pocket

Martha : - when she's not looking. - Ooh.

Castle : Mother, I like that idea. The element of surprise, the ninja way.

Castle : What about you, Alexis? Any plans with Max?

Alexis : We're just going to study together.

Castle : Doesn't sound very special.

Alexis : Well, I think we'll mostly just study each other's eyes.

Castle : And you, Mother? Any special plans?

We're gonna do dramatic readings of love letters at my studio.

Castle : Well, that's nice.

Castle : And speaking of drama,

Castle : would anyone like to join me for

a screening of Wives of Wall Street? Popcorn included.


- And here we are.

We're gonna go see the ghormeh sabzi.

Salaam.

- He's the owner of this complex.

- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you too.

- Nice to meet you.

- Nice businessman, very nice person.

- Nice to meet you.

- Thank you so much.

- And good friend of mine as well.

- Really happy to be here today.

And here we are. This is the--

- together Ghormeh sabzi.

- [Mr. Taster] Yeah, the ghormeh sabzi

has got parsley in it, coriander, lime, onions.

- [Trevor] Wow, ghormeh sabzi. This is

the most famous dish of Iran, one of them.

- [Mr. Taster\\} It is, yeah. One of them.

- [Trevor] I've heard so much about it,

and I'm looking forward to trying the real thing.

Let's go try it out?

- Let's go.

- [Trevor] And here it is. - [Mr. Taster] laughs Yeah.

- [Trevor] The ghormeh sabzi.

- [Mr. Taster] Ghormeh sabzi, yeah.

- [Trevor] The national dish of Iran.

- [Mr. Taster] It is, yeah.

- Oh, there it is!

With saffron rice!

- Yeah.

- [Trevor] The ghormeh sabzi.

- [Mr. Taster] Yeah, it's beans, parsley.

We've got black lime.

- [Trevor] So it's a little bit citrusy.

- [Mr. Taster] It's dried lemon.

- [Trevor] Wow, it smells really herbal.

- [Mr. Taster] We put coriander in there.

- Coriander. So this is ghormeh sabzi,

and you put it over your saffron rice?

- Over your... Exactly.

- [Trevor] So we just scoop it onto our rice?


Ross : I'm sorry, I just don't think this is a good idea.

Well, we won't know that until we do it, will we?

Look...

Ross : You are upset about your father, and you're feeling vulnerable...

Ross : ...and I just don't feel it would be right.

I feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you.

What...? Taking advantage? I am giving you the advantage. Enjoy!

Ross : Look, I'm sure it would be great...

...but I think one of us has to be thinking clearly.

Ross : So I'm gonna go.

Okay.


Jerry, laughing : Never... stop... partying.

NARRATOR : Kids, in 1983, Barney watched his father

walk out of his life.

And in 2011, when their first reunion ended badly...

Jerry : I'd love nothing more than to be a part of your life.

NARRATOR : This time it was Barney who did the walking.

Jerry : Bye.

NARRATOR : And that was almost the end of it.

Except, a few weeks later...

Barney : I am so angry at my dad!

Barney : Guess who called me today.

Barney : Go on, guess. Mmm.


Ted : - Why aren't you in class? - Why aren't you in class?

Ted : Why aren't you in class?

Marshall : You son of a bitch.

Barney : I'll call Marshall. We'll draw up the contract.

Ted : Not so fast.

Ted : I'm not that easy.

And so I made Barney break his golden rule.

I made him take me out to dinner before I finally gave him the thing

he always got.

Barney : Yes.

And even though it didn't happen right away...

And now, the 11 : 00 News with Don Frank.

Bueno?

Robin : Who is this?

No hablo ingles. Quien es?

Robin : I'm sorry. Is this 917-456...

Robin : I'm sorry, 465...

Robin : No, wait.

Robin finally got some closure, too.

Robin : Sorry. Wrong number.

Robin : Finished with that.

Lily : Hey, punk! Bit of advice.


Help. Help me.

Male Intern 1 : - Ah, nice. - Do we get assigned lockers?

Male Inter 1 : - It stinks in here. - What? It's a locker room.

Male Intern 1 : No, it's our locker room. You guys, look. Bloody scrubs!

RVO : - Hey. - Hi.

Male Intern 2 : Come on, you guys, let's go check out the cafeteria.

Bailey : Yeah.

RVO : - Hey. - Hi.

Female Intern 2 : - We're the new interns. - Yeah.

Female Intern 2 : Well, you look seasoned and wise. Got any advice?

RVO : No.

George : Learn how to do an appendectomy start to finish before your first day.

RVO : OK.

Female Intern 2 : - You're leaving? - Yeah.

Female Intern 2 : Better offer?

Just... you know... life.

Yeah. Anyways, good luck with...

...life, Dr...?

- My name's George. - I'm Lexie. Lexie Grey.

Richard : Congratulations. You'll make a fine Chief.


Bernadette : I don't think you are.

Raj : You didn't think I was gonna be in your kitchen this morning,

Raj : yet here I am.


contradictions piling up left and right.

Two false positive pregnancy tests,

bradycardia, lower GI bleed. Go.

Choriocarcinoma, would've triggered pregnancy hormones.

Also would've shown on the sonogram.

Lmmunoglobulin A deficiency.

House : No urinary bleed.

Kutner : If she's had beta-HCG injections, they can cross-react with...

House : Keep going.

House : You're being an idiot.

Patty : You're gonna blow up your career, then six months from now,

House : when you've moved on from Amber to burnt sienna,

you're gonna be stuck on a mobile oncology truck in Pewaukee, Wisconsin.

Wilson : I'd need a flow chart to explain all the ways in which

Wilson : that was ridiculously insensitive.

House : You can't hide from misery.

Wilson : This isn't your business.

House : My skull was cracked open trying to save her.

Wilson : Then we all need a little tea and sympathy. I'm through discussing it.

Thirteen : We have a patient.

House : Who's obviously not going anywhere with a bloody rectum.

Foreman : Great to have you back. Actually, I'm...

House : Actually, he's about to thrust a tanto into the belly of his career.

Wilson : I'm leaving the hospital.

Thirteen : I'm sorry. This is obviously a terrible time, but...

Taub : Why are you leaving?

Wilson : I just need a change of scenery.


MVO : But...

Jake : for once in my life, I'd...

like to think that...

Jake : someone else thought that.

Derek : Please.

Derek : Please.


Leonard : He's got what we need and can meet us tonight.


- Do you want to call somebody? I can... - No. No one.

Richard : Well, the father of the baby, maybe you want to...


but we also ordered just a plate of random mixed vegetables.

Yeah.

Just their straight up stir fried ...

It kinda has a tangy, garlicky taste to it.

The ribs are amazing, but this fried goat

with red ant eggs is just the superior dish

of this meal so far.


good and as always wash it down with hot tea and now we are ready to go eat some

tea and now we are ready to go eat some

tea and now we are ready to go eat some more I do not want to get rammed by him


Liberty are contractions how exciting is this doubt look this is where she's

this doubt look this is where she's

this doubt look this is where she's gonna go and she's first born oh look

gonna go and she's first born oh look

gonna go and she's first born oh look her first nappy is in the thing Oh have

her first nappy is in the thing Oh have

her first nappy is in the thing Oh have a little nappy therefore and everything

a little nappy therefore and everything

a little nappy therefore and everything and this is we're already gonna wheeler

and this is we're already gonna wheeler

and this is we're already gonna wheeler downstairs Lucy look at Anna she's in in

downstairs Lucy look at Anna she's in in in early labor doing your workout one

in early labor doing your workout one

in early labor doing your workout one two three go Oh

trooper oh you made me a mess on the


Mr. Duff : You're telling me there's a chance that will go away.

Izzie : Look, you're a healthy guy.

Izzie : You're gonna live a long, full life.

If your psychic visions are real,

Izzie : you've got to believe you'll have them when you come out.

[Thunder rumbles]


Based on the last yogurt sighting,

House : you've got another week before you ovulate.

House : You're on fertility meds.

House : With red clover as an herbal booster.

House : And the dinner with Wilson was an audition.

House : It's too bad he didn't land the gig. He would have had fun.

Cuddy : I was considering a donation. Not a party.

So, when's our dinner?

- Oh, he's gonna be so disappointed. - Right.

You two are gonna have a lot of fun with this.

Wilson : Your patient won't let me touch her.

Kara : I killed my son.


shirt little shirt opener last day of

shirt little shirt opener last day of school title for mommy


you oh cool you know it was beautiful

you oh cool you know it was beautiful but it was like way out of our practice

but it was like way out of our practice

but it was like way out of our practice Tillery and then she dropped us off

Tillery and then she dropped us off

Tillery and then she dropped us off somewhere and there was just like free

somewhere and there was just like free

somewhere and there was just like free alcohol so we started drinking a little

alcohol so we started drinking a little

alcohol so we started drinking a little bit alcohol is not opinions out and now

bit alcohol is not opinions out and now

bit alcohol is not opinions out and now I'm taking Brian so look at this view

I'm taking Brian so look at this view

I'm taking Brian so look at this view though there

that's really pretty it's super pretty

that's really pretty it's super pretty

that's really pretty it's super pretty out here honestly I am excited to go

out here honestly I am excited to go

out here honestly I am excited to go back in the summer went to bisque about

back in the summer went to bisque about

back in the summer went to bisque about the other day it was so yummy but they

the other day it was so yummy but they

the other day it was so yummy but they had hats that they be else

had hats that they be else

had hats that they be else so I basically got to get one your

so I basically got to get one your

so I basically got to get one your jacket looks so close I wish I brought


tourist guy and I haven't had the best

tourist guy and I haven't had the best one that's good yeah I mean they have

one that's good yeah I mean they have

one that's good yeah I mean they have like 20 of these bobby gusto this is

like 20 of these bobby gusto this is

like 20 of these bobby gusto this is ridiculous I love the green chili sauce

ridiculous I love the green chili sauce

ridiculous I love the green chili sauce because it's a little peppery it's spicy

because it's a little peppery it's spicy those guys ma'am I mean grilling feet of

those guys ma'am I mean grilling feet of basil you can kind of imagine that right

basil you can kind of imagine that right how extremely fragrant basil is it

how extremely fragrant basil is it

how extremely fragrant basil is it balanced balanced oh you have too fat in

balanced balanced oh you have too fat in there you have the beef in there and you

there you have the beef in there and you have the green to roll everything in

have the green to roll everything in

have the green to roll everything in balance

balance

balance it's the perfect wrap yeah like you

it's the perfect wrap yeah like you

it's the perfect wrap yeah like you mentioned synergy man oh you're gonna

mentioned synergy man oh you're gonna

mentioned synergy man oh you're gonna try to go out to fish yeah and I go for

try to go out to fish yeah and I go for

try to go out to fish yeah and I go for it I'm having another one of this these

it I'm having another one of this these

it I'm having another one of this these beef basil thingies this is insane

oh wow did a really good job with this I


We were... we were just, uh...

George : Cristina made us.

[Meredith] And, once in a while, if you're smart,

the life you save could be your own.

Meredith : What are we watching?


Chase : No masses, no fibrous tangles, nothing.

Chase : It's not neurofibromatosis.

Drs. Chase are 0 for 3. Even when they agree, they're wrong.

House : So, next, what else could cause neural damage as well as all the nodules? Berger's disease.

He's never been out of the country. - Have his parents? They could have brought it back.

I don't think so. - It doesn't matter. His lesions are in the wrong place. His feet are the one clear spot.

House : - Kid's dad mentioned leishmaniasis. - Yeah, and filariasis.

But the throat nodules still don't fit with that. - That's two diseases pretty much exclusive to Southeast Asia.

House : What if the anthrax didn't set off the second disease?

We're back at coincidence again? - No. What if something else was the trigger?

Cameron : - Nothing else happened. - We happened.

Antibiotics? - We've been through this. It's not an allergy.

I gotta pee.


Foreman : We'd like to start you on heparin. It's a blood thinner.

What are the side effects? - Well, your lungs are kind of chewed up from the pneumonia.

Foreman : - Good chance there'll be an effusion. - Bleeding?

Into his lungs. It's our best chance to give you back the use of your arm.

John : I don't need my arm without my air.

Foreman : - The damage would likely be minimal. - No.

Hamilton : It's his call.

Foreman : Or we could do an embolectomy.

Basically, we go in and pull the clot out.

Cora : He's saying no to drugs, and you're recommending brain surgery?

Bypasses the risk to the lungs.

Foreman : - It'll either help your arm, or... - Or it'll kill me.

Foreman : From your point of view, it's a win-win.


so let's see if we can put them in something.

Come on, Finny, you're gonna go take a little nap?

- [Finn] Yeah.

- [Bryan] Alright.

- Give Daddy a hug and kiss?

- [Bryan] Night, night, Finn.

laid back guitar music

- I got something for you.


Raj? It's Penny, are you in there?

Raj : Hang on.

Hey. I'm coming back from the airport. I wanted to see how you're doing.

Raj : That's very nice of you. Come, come. Come on in.

I can't stay long. I left Sheldon in the car with the window cracked open.

Penny : He's gonna go through that activity book in, like, 30 seconds, so...

Penny : Are you okay?

Raj : No.

Penny : I'm so sorry.

Raj : It's my fault.

I finally found someone who's right for me and I drove her away.


but the itching started yesterday, not eight months ago.

House : Meningitis, encephalitis.

Taub : Those are diffuse processes, this is localized.

Foreman : Could be plaques, MS would explain the itching, possibly the lungs.

Taub : So would a brain tumor.

Well, how about we stop guessing and MRI her head instead?


[Music]

[Music] I can't you eat like this every Sunday I

I can't you eat like this every Sunday I want to say yes but almost almost like

want to say yes but almost almost like

want to say yes but almost almost like normally you might have one or two main

normally you might have one or two main

normally you might have one or two main dishes like kings of the dishes center


You realize how stupid that was?

- It was, incredibly stupid. - I don't need to be made fun of

when I have my hand inside a body that's got a bomb in it

Meredith to Cristina : and a stranger is Velcro-ing a flak jacket to my boobs.

Dylan : You've got a sense of irony.

Meredith : Only when things are really ironic.

Meredith : I had a feeling.


Sheldon : Well, I should hope so. Tomorrow's picture day.

Penny : Why are you taking his side?

Penny : Because it's important to him,

Penny : and when we signed the Roommate Agreement, we made a deal.

Y-You keep talking like that, you're gonna make color guard.


[Speaking Chinese]

Hello?

[Sirens wailing in distance]

Meredith : Oh, my God.

It's OK. It's OK.

I'll help, OK?

[Thunder crashes]

Izzie : It's deep.

Izzie : It's deep. I need to clean it out.

Machine broke in the factory.

Girl : - It fall. - You speak English.

Izzie : Just... If you could come inside.

No, no, no inside. No... Jail.

Izzie : Jail? She came inside.

She green card. Me, no.

Izzie : You're illegal.

Izzie : That's OK. We don't have to tell them that.

Izzie : I just need to get you inside. I have to sew...

Girl : - No inside. - Please, I promise.

Izzie : I promise you won't go to jail.

Just... It's raining. Please come inside.

[Speaking Chinese]

OK, OK, OK.


- [Bryan] Look at all these birds over here.

upbeat music

Alright, Finn you wanna know how to build a sandcastle?

- Yeah.

- [Bryan] First you need your sandcastle mold.

You get a little bit of water in it,

'cause you're gonna need a little bit, there you go.

Oh, perfect.

Oh and you got some water too, here.

Thank you, pour that in there.

So that's step one, you get a little bit of water,

then you need a bunch of sand, obviously, right?

So you gotta put the water in the sand,

and that makes it all moldable.

Alright, Finny and then you take your mold,

and you gotta scoop it up with all this wet sand water.

Sometimes you just gotta get your hands dirty.

And then, you topple it over, are you ready Finn?

Finn, do the honors, I'll help you.