still gonna upload on this channel but

still gonna upload on this channel but daily every single day is is kinda how

daily every single day is is kinda how

daily every single day is is kinda how it's been right now I go like 10 days I

it's been right now I go like 10 days I

it's been right now I go like 10 days I take a couple days off I think that's

take a couple days off I think that's

take a couple days off I think that's okay and I think that may be normal for

okay and I think that may be normal for

okay and I think that may be normal for this channel now like I don't want to

this channel now like I don't want to

this channel now like I don't want to say we're not uploading like we're gonna

say we're not uploading like we're gonna we're gonna still rock still gonna we're

we're gonna still rock still gonna we're still gonna be here still gonna push you

still gonna be here still gonna push you guys we're still gonna motivate you guys

guys we're still gonna motivate you guys we're still gonna do all that on all

we're still gonna do all that on all

we're still gonna do all that on all other social medias - yeah but the daily

other social medias - yeah but the daily the the the thought that you have that

the the the thought that you have that

the the the thought that you have that we upload every day I need I want that

we upload every day I need I want that

we upload every day I need I want that to end I don't want to be known as a

to end I don't want to be known as a

to end I don't want to be known as a daily vlogger anymore I want to just

daily vlogger anymore I want to just

daily vlogger anymore I want to just upload when we upload that's a YouTube

upload when we upload that's a YouTube

upload when we upload that's a YouTube channel so I want to start a new YouTube

channel so I want to start a new YouTube channel that's that's where my head's at

channel that's that's where my head's at right now I want to start a new here's

right now I want to start a new here's

right now I want to start a new here's what I want to do if you're still

what I want to do if you're still

what I want to do if you're still listening I want to start a new YouTube

listening I want to start a new YouTube

listening I want to start a new YouTube channel and I where I upload much bigger


and she is just busy as soon as she rolls her cart here.

Instead of having her put it

into the plastic bag for takeaway,

I just gave her my plate which I brought with me.

This salad is composed of three different parts,

the pig skin and the khao tod, which is like rice balls.

She has already broken them down

but they are deep-fried rice balls,

and then also the crunchy bits.

Then she mixed in some chili flakes,

she mixed in some lime juice and fish sauce,

and she really stirred it up just extremely expertly

using a plastic-bag mitten

and then piled it onto this plate.

Oh, and there's some green onions on top.

Then in the bag here, she gave me some side toppings.


and that's kind of a public square,

and I cannot wait to have my first German meal.

It's really, really nice in Munich,

and it's all pedestrian-friendly,

it's all, lots and lots of people here today,

there are cafes and restaurants, and shops,

and we're on our way to go eat the first meal.

- Hi, my name is Shosu Takaya,

just ran into Mark Wiens,

and I hope he has a great time in Munich.

- We're walking down a side street

a little bit away from the hustle and bustle,

it is just action-packed in the square today.

And we're walking over to a restaurant to eat at

that many of you recommended,

they are famous for a very well-known Bavarian dish,


Ross : So, honey...

Ross : this threesome thing?

How are we even gonna start to find..?

Actually, I'm making a list of women I know who might be into this.


Cristina : Hello. I'm suturing here.

Izzie : - I'm sorry. - Did you just get back?

Yeah. I'm looking...

Have you seen any lost children?

Cristina : Is Meredith back? It's important.

- This kid, his mom's in surgery. - What kind of surgery?

This kid's lost.

George : You didn't see it today. You weren't out there.

Vince : I know.

George : Have you seen any lost kids down here or not?

Not. Do you know where Meredith is?

George : - I'm leaving. - Yeah, I know.

Alex : If you can identify the patient,

- write their name on the picture. - I've got markers.

Alex : These patients are in surgery and these patients are in the ICU.

- This is Fatima! Is she OK? - Yeah. She's in the OR. Stable.

Alex : These people have been transferred from other hospitals.

Sydney : And I have the details.


Look at that.

That is beautiful.

Oh, and it smells so good.


Masters : Getting a good image isn't going to mean anything

Masters : if he doesn't have a rib cage.

Lane : Got it!

Taub : The images,

Taub : they're normal.

You're going to have to talk to him eventually.

Wilson : He needs you.

Cuddy : I love him.

Cuddy : And I know he loves me.

Cuddy : But I just can't...

Wilson : He needs you in his life.

Wilson : Even if you're not sleeping with him, he needs you.


get desktop audio to play through stream it's it's like a long story but I'm

it's it's like a long story but I'm

it's it's like a long story but I'm gonna let chase try to explain to you

gonna let chase try to explain to you

gonna let chase try to explain to you guys what's going on I mean it's not the

guys what's going on I mean it's not the only excuse I have but I want to start

only excuse I have but I want to start

only excuse I have but I want to start streaming again I just chase is there

streaming again I just chase is there

streaming again I just chase is there any hope is there any hope yes it's

any hope is there any hope yes it's

any hope is there any hope yes it's working it's good for real yeah second

working it's good for real yeah second

working it's good for real yeah second solid day of working on this

solid day of working on this

solid day of working on this everything's fine so you can stream

everything's fine so you can stream

everything's fine so you can stream right now actually live if you want to

right now actually live if you want to

right now actually live if you want to do yeah you can

do yeah you can

do yeah you can it's just use the older program Oh

stream yes that constantly keeps messing up the desktop audio which is what you


Oh, and then the beef.

speaking in foreign language

Wow.

And look at the selection of noodles here.


Sheldon : Muggles.

Raj : You slipped and fell into a robot hand?

Sheldon : Yes.

Raj : Penis first?

Howard : Yes. Now, help me!

Leonard : I'd suggest a lubricant, but I have a feeling

Leonard : you fell on some of that as well.

Howard : Not funny, Leonard.

Raj : Really? A robot hand's got a death grip on your junk, dude.

Raj : That's funny, ask anyone.

Plea-- before my mother walks in, get this off me!


of their regional dishes yeah so this is salt oatmeal and we mix it up with we

salt oatmeal and we mix it up with we

salt oatmeal and we mix it up with we mix it up with flour that's the wrap

mix it up with flour that's the wrap

mix it up with flour that's the wrap exactly again

exactly again

exactly again first course is ready and he's gonna do


House : As I've already stated quite clearly.

Wilson : Got it. We're all idiots. What's your theory?

House : Give me your keys. Why?

You ever tried to ride a motorcycle with a distended bladder?

House : Keep him on antibiotics, check his hearing and paralysis every hour.

Foreman : So you basically want us to do nothing?

House : No. I basically want to do nothing.

House : I want you to keep him on antibiotics

House : and check his hearing and paralysis every hour.

Wilson : Wait. You can't go home now.

House : Actually, I have to go home now.

House : Its two days past my bedtime.

Wilson : House, he needs your help.

House : And I need sleep!

House : Hey, it's the brain's way of working out problems

House : that the conscious mind can't solve during the day, remember?

MACHINE BEEPING

John : No. Nothing.

I'm gonna die. Aren't I?

FOREMAN : No, we're not.

Foreman : We should start treatment for the uranium toxicity like you said.

Cameron : But House... Isn't here.

Chase : If House wanted to be involved in the case...

Cameron : ...he wanted us to start this treatment,

Cameron : he would have told us to do it the last time you brought it up.

Foreman : You have a better idea? No.


Joey : What the hell is in that face cream?


- [Mark] Bye bye.

That went down very very easily.

And not only, it's actually,

he serves what's called a gyro pita.

So it's gyro, which is the round of meat,

the revolving round of meat within a pita bread.

And not only was that just absolutely insanely incredible,

you will love it,

but the owner's friendliness and kindness

will really blow you away, too.

And that's really what eating and traveling is all about,

is meeting so many people who are passionate about food.

horse feet clip-clopping


not saying I should wear I would because there's other people want to eat this

there's other people want to eat this

there's other people want to eat this too but this is something I've always

too but this is something I've always

too but this is something I've always wanted to try and now there's actually a


Wow!

Okay, it's definitely chewy,

but that flavor is awesome.

Oh, it's salty, it's peppery,

it has this amazing meaty flavor to it,

and yet it's not too gamey tasting.


Bailey : - Here. Take him. - Uh, what?

Bailey : - Watch him. - No, you don't want to do that.

Bailey : Yang, I have a patient.

Bailey : I need to operate on that patient right now.

- We could page the chief. - I'm not paging anyone.

Bailey : I'm going to do the surgery. Cris, I...

Bailey : I need you to help me, Cristina.

Addison : I... I...

Meredith : OK.

You watch from the gallery. You both can.


Penny : Really? Well, then will you explain it to me?

Ramona : You're in love with Dr. Cooper.


Yeah, spices uh-huh


Esposito : after you caught him.

Esposito : Not that I don't sympathize. I mean, he stole your key card.


- We're not telling people. - I haven't.

- I know. I know. Just don't. - I'm not going to. Yet.

I just... I need to tell my friends here first.

Burke : I have friends here.

Burke : - Shepherd. - No, you can't tell Shepherd.

Cristina : You cannot tell Shepherd until I've told Meredith. It will be a thing.

Burke : You act like this is a disaster. The world won't implode if people know.


- Yeah.

And next up we're going for the ultimate, ultimate,

God level roast goose.

You'll never experience a flavor this delicious.

And we're going one on one with Master Chef Liu,

who undoubtedly cooks the best,

most succulent goose in the entire world.


Beckett cont'd : this is for the life that I lost.

Beckett : So, I guess your Nikki Heat has a back-story now, Castle.

Castle : I don't know.

Castle : I did kind of like the hooker-by-day, cop-by-night thing.

Castle : But I guess

Castle : a heavy emotional angle could work, too.

Beckett : Well, don't bewilder your audiences with substance on my account, Castle.

Castle : Until tomorrow, Detective.

Beckett : You can't just say "night"?

Castle : I'm a writer. "Night" is boring.

Castle : "Until tomorrow" is more hopeful.

Beckett : Yeah. Well, I'm a cop. Night.

Night.


Sofia : I'm sorry I deceived you, Mr. Castle.

Castle : It comes with the job.

Sofia : And pulled a gun on you.

Castle : Which also comes with the job.

Beckett : Excuse me. I'm sorry.

Uh, Miss Del Cordova, I'm sorry to bother,

Esposito : but do you think you could sign this for my tia before you leave?

Absolutely.

Martha Rodgers : Thank you.

What's her name?


Taub : I brought up open marriage with Rachel.

Taub : It was a disaster.

House : On the medical front, we've knocked out sex and foreign travel.

House : Could be an electrolyte imbalance.

Taub : So the only time you're not interested

Taub : in my marriage is after you blow it up?

Houses : You were the moron who took marital advice from Tila Tequila.

Taub : You pushed me into this.

House : Figured it would either blow up your marriage or make it more honest.

House : Either way, you win.

Chase suffering Sigh, Then : What about sex?

Chase suffering Sigh, Then : I'm talking about the patient.

Chase suffering Sigh, Then : Is that cool with everybody?

Chase : We ruled out sex.

Chase : We ruled out sex with other people.

Chase : Tom said he and Julia have been doing it three or four times a week.

Chase : And she's got boys on the side.

Foreman : Increased libido can be a symptom of adrenocortical carcinoma,

Foreman : which also explains her other symptoms.

Thirteen annoyed : A woman who likes sex must be sick?

House : Just because everybody in this room

House : wishes that all women were horny all the time doesn't make it so.

House : Get an MRI of her adrenal glands.

Hi.

Sam : Okay if I take the sports page?

Sure.

Wilson : Would you mind using a coaster?

Sam : Oh. Sure. Sorry.

Wilson : It's okay.

Wilson : Also, it'd be great if you'd replace

Wilson : the toilet paper when you finish a roll.


Oh for the commonly sticky rice oh I

Oh for the commonly sticky rice oh I think you think you think you'd

think you think you think you'd

think you think you think you'd appreciate it thank you nice this

appreciate it thank you nice this

appreciate it thank you nice this chocolate cake looks awesome little

chocolate cake looks awesome little

chocolate cake looks awesome little gummies I don't mean I don't even like

gummies I don't mean I don't even like

gummies I don't mean I don't even like gummies but I just want it because it's

gummies but I just want it because it's

gummies but I just want it because it's in a drawer and then they're homemade

in a drawer and then they're homemade

in a drawer and then they're homemade chocolates chocolate truffle corn flakes

chocolates chocolate truffle corn flakes with matcha wow this is a dessert feast

with matcha wow this is a dessert feast

with matcha wow this is a dessert feast ice cream bunch of desserts fresh

ice cream bunch of desserts fresh

ice cream bunch of desserts fresh pineapple juice

pineapple juice

pineapple juice well that's thick halo-halo I'm happy

well that's thick halo-halo I'm happy

well that's thick halo-halo I'm happy happy they make their ice cream in-house

happy they make their ice cream in-house and this thing is kind of melting

and this thing is kind of melting

and this thing is kind of melting already beautifully creamy let's

already beautifully creamy let's

already beautifully creamy let's chocalate take that has a super smooth

chocalate take that has a super smooth

chocalate take that has a super smooth chocolate cake I love anything with


no I can't wait to try this fire chicken they're not they're still on fire

they're not they're still on fire

they're not they're still on fire Wow eating the fire chicken does that

Wow eating the fire chicken does that

Wow eating the fire chicken does that make it doubly fiery haha I might be

make it doubly fiery haha I might be

make it doubly fiery haha I might be able to pre fire after this a little

able to pre fire after this a little

able to pre fire after this a little sweet

sweet

sweet oh wow it'll be friend Joshua right here

oh wow it'll be friend Joshua right here I just got tons of flavor sweet very

I just got tons of flavor sweet very

I just got tons of flavor sweet very spicy that's like the common theme of a

spicy that's like the common theme of a

spicy that's like the common theme of a lot of foods I had today like maybe it's

lot of foods I had today like maybe it's a sweet even it's whatever is always

a sweet even it's whatever is always

a sweet even it's whatever is always gonna be really spicy like the flavor is

gonna be really spicy like the flavor is much heavier than if it was cooked by a

much heavier than if it was cooked by a

much heavier than if it was cooked by a Chinese restaurant

Chinese restaurant

Chinese restaurant garlic cashews scallions really really

garlic cashews scallions really really

garlic cashews scallions really really nice build up fer my friend know the

nice build up fer my friend know the

nice build up fer my friend know the pump Bianca you burn it

pump Bianca you burn it

pump Bianca you burn it when I first tasted it I'd be like it's

when I first tasted it I'd be like it's

when I first tasted it I'd be like it's nice week after it it just hit me

nice week after it it just hit me

nice week after it it just hit me how's your speed how's your spice

how's your speed how's your spice

how's your speed how's your spice tolerance venomous no well you like

tolerance venomous no well you like

tolerance venomous no well you like spicy food I like spicy food oh my gosh

spicy food I like spicy food oh my gosh

spicy food I like spicy food oh my gosh no let's try this fish I have the chunni


Lucy : Uh-oh.


house this seems to be the leanest piece on the plate try to self

Wow

Wow

Wow that was definitely the leanest piece of

that was definitely the leanest piece of Kobe beef I have so far but even that

Kobe beef I have so far but even that

Kobe beef I have so far but even that something I would have tasted like jerky

something I would have tasted like jerky if it was any other beef still melted so

if it was any other beef still melted so beautiful there's a lot rarer than I

beautiful there's a lot rarer than I

beautiful there's a lot rarer than I typically like mine eat but they said

typically like mine eat but they said

typically like mine eat but they said this is a must try so I'm gonna go ahead

this is a must try so I'm gonna go ahead and do it but try this with a little bit

and do it but try this with a little bit of garlic ginger and wasabi that is

of garlic ginger and wasabi that is

of garlic ginger and wasabi that is definitely the rarest beef I've ever had

definitely the rarest beef I've ever had but there's no gayness whatsoever that

but there's no gayness whatsoever that

but there's no gayness whatsoever that was simply beautifully cleaned with a

was simply beautifully cleaned with a

was simply beautifully cleaned with a wonderful chewy tender texture and I can

wonderful chewy tender texture and I can see why people like it this way because

see why people like it this way because

see why people like it this way because they get to taste a natural flavor of

they get to taste a natural flavor of

they get to taste a natural flavor of the beef but at the same time I still

the beef but at the same time I still

the beef but at the same time I still want my cooked horse number two


Found haIf a Hot Pocket in there.

Sheldon : It certainly looks okay.

Sheldon : Has a strong toxic chemical smell.

Sheldon : - That's reassuring. - Why don't you give it a try, Sheldon?


Robin : It's like I don't have a country.

Okay, that's it.


like one to two people survey were two

like one to two people survey were two people entertaining just me it's like

people entertaining just me it's like

people entertaining just me it's like nobodies nobody does that like I have to

nobodies nobody does that like I have to be like the Emperor or something even

be like the Emperor or something even

be like the Emperor or something even the impress is probably share with his

the impress is probably share with his

the impress is probably share with his wife like I you know I'm very honored

wife like I you know I'm very honored

wife like I you know I'm very honored how do you guys really most other girls

how do you guys really most other girls

how do you guys really most other girls almost not very hundred thank you thanks

almost not very hundred thank you thanks for the hot water

for the hot water

for the hot water [Laughter]

[Music]


Leonard : Sheldon,

Amy : I want you to take that cap off.

Sheldon : That nagging tone is helping my anxiety, yeah.

Sheldon : But if you could maybe just go ten percent less shrill,

Sheldon : that'd really put the zip-a-dee in my doo-dah.

Amy : I'm sorry, but you know we agreed

Amy : not to bring work to date night.

Sheldon : There you go, perfect.

Amy : Sheldon, stop it, I'm not kidding.

Amy : Take the cap off, and put the notebook away.

Sheldon : But after months of struggling, I'm finally making progress.

Amy : You don't need to drive yourself crazy in order to be productive.

Sheldon : Or do I, hmm?

Sheldon : Sir Isaac Newton wrote his Principia

Sheldon : while convinced he was an armadillo.

Amy : That's not true.

Sheldon : Yeah, well, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

Sheldon : I have been hallucinating lately.

Amy : Sheldon, this has to stop.

Amy : You need to get some sleep and take care of yourself.


Ted's mother : Ted, we weren't quite sure how to tell you this...

Ted's father : Your mother and I are divorced.


House : Is that Dr. Jeffrey Walters? Hi.

House : My name is Greg House. I'm a doctor...

Oh, is that the time? I'm... Yeah. I'm sorry. My watch must have stopped.

Uh, listen, you treated a patient about 18 months ago, a woman named Lucille Palmero.

House : I wondered if you recalled running any tests...


Greg : He bought her dress?

Beckett : If he barely knew her, why would he do that?

Greg : We heard through the grapevine that Sophie might have some trouble

Greg : making the money to come out here to the wedding.

Greg : Maybe Teddy was trying to help her out, for us.

That doesn't explain the $ 1,500 that he paid her the last three months.

Greg : - He was... He was paying her? - Mmm-hmm.

Greg : - For what? - Some kind of deal they got going on.

Castle : We think it could have something to do

Castle : with the way she was behaving the night before your wedding.

Greg : Yeah, sure, he paid Sophie to roofie a groomsman

Greg : and then to climb into bed with me.

Beckett : Look, we know how this sounds.

Greg : Yeah, it sounds like something out of one of Rick's little books.

Greg : Little books?

Greg : What would even be the point of that, except to mess up the wedding?

Greg : Why the hell would Teddy want that?

Castle : - That's what we're trying to find out. - Oh, my God. For God's sakes.

Next you're gonna tell me that he's in love with Kyra, too.

Castle : - What is that supposed to mean? - You guys.

Greg : You know damn well what it's supposed to mean.

No, Greg, I don't.

Castle : If you've got something to say to me, why don't you just say it?

Greg : I love Kyra, Rick. She means the world to me.

Greg : Maybe you can't see it, maybe you don't care,

Greg : but Teddy has been nothing but supportive of us the whole way.

Greg : He filed our wedding license. He helped us write our prenup.

Greg : He always looks after...

What?

Greg : I got to make a call.

Ted Murphy : Do you know how long I've been sitting in here?

Castle : I'm sorry for the wait. I hadn't had anything to eat.

Castle : - We couldn't decide on a restaurant. - What, do you think this is funny?


Well, hey, you should be excited about him.

There's nothing wrong with him.

Phoebe : -You think? -Yeah, know what?

Joey : -We were all just being too negative. -You're right.

He's just embracing life. We could all stand to be more like Parker.

You know what? I'm like him! I'm a positive person!

-Actually, you have an edge. -What's that?

-Oh, it's Parker! -Look, the Bunny Hop!

Phoebe : -Oh, I love it! -You do?


[AS JAR JAR BINKS] Oh, meesa think yousa looking so, so sad.

Leonard : Rather than mock me...

...my friends might realize this is difficult and try to help me through it.

Raj : Nope, I think mocking you is more fun.

Howard : Next time, don't yousa bring mama to work. Okee-day?

Leonard : That was fast.

Beverley : Oh, the middle stall was occupied. I'll have to try again later.

Sheldon : It's totally understandable. In bladder voiding, as in real estate...

Sheldon : ...it's location, location, location.

Beverley : So where were we?

Leonard : Howard lives with his mother and Raj can't speak to women unless he's drunk. Go.

Oh, that's fascinating. Selective mutism is quite rare.

Beverley : On the other hand, an adult Jewish male living with his mother is so common...

...it borders on sociological clichÃ©.


It's definitely very fragrant.

It's actually not too spicy.

I mean it is, it does have a kick to it,

but it's not painful, it's just smooth and enjoyable.

That chili flavor is to die for,

and this is one of the best Sichuan Chinese street foods

you can find.

slurping

Mmm, wow!

That is so good.

Awesome food here, this is just so good.

Everywhere you go in Sichuan,

and especially the deeper you go into neighborhoods,

you can find incredible street food.

The real winners here are the red-braised beef,

where you can taste a slight cinnamon and star anise punch

along with the dried Sichuan chili fragrance,

and tons of tender beef.

And of course, the number one dish,

the blade sheared noodles.


Esposito : No. But I will tell you this,

Esposito : if Beckett's case has anything to do with this base,

Esposito : well, then she's into something way bigger than she realizes.

ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA SYSTEM

There.

Target is moving into the mezzanine. Close in.

Beckett : No, wait! Not yet.

Mccord : Stand by. Would you like her to catch a train?

Beckett : No, something else is going on.

Beckett : She abandoned her car in Rosemont and then she came all the way up here?

Mccord : Maybe she thought she was being followed.

Beckett : Then why didn't she just hop the train in Alexandria?

Mccord : Maybe the line she wants only leaves from here.

Beckett : Or maybe she's meeting her buyer here.

Beckett : You're the one that told me to follow my instincts,

Beckett : and my instincts say that we should wait.


Raj : You know, I thought cleaning out a dead professor's office

Raj : was gonna just be boring,

Raj : but then I found his dentures

Raj : and realized it's also gross.

Howard : Doesn't Professor Abbott's family want any of this stuff?

Leonard : I don't think he had a family.

Raj : That's rough. I know.

Leonard : You can spend your whole life working,

Leonard : and at the end all that's left are some papers in a box.

Howard : Makes you think.

Howard : Oh, well.

Leonard : Hey. Hey, we're supposed to look through all this stuff

Leonard : before we throw it away in case it's important.

I-I did. It's all outdated or disproved.

Raj : I don't know. This old pen kind of proves gravity.

Raj : When I tilt it, her bathing suit falls right off.

WOLOWITZ : Oh,

Howard : my dad used to have a pen like that.

Howard : I dated it all through sixth grade.

Leonard : It still feels weird

Leonard : just throwing away his work like this.

Howard : Don't feel bad. Someday,

Howard : someone will be throwing out your work, too.

Leonard : That someone was Sheldon, and the day was yesterday.


You see how this bread has been soaking

with all the juices, with the fat

should also give a really, really nice,

the reason why you use the bread actually,

'cause it's too hot to handle.

- And fat has to be eaten hot, right off the grill.

- [Fadi] Enjoy. - laughing Oh wow.

caramelized lamb fat.

You've got to.

- Usually I'm not a big fan.

- But I'll choose it-- - I will do it.

- That is good. chuckles - It's good.

- Final bite of the kafta,

I'm gonna just wipe up some of this.

I love eating into it, just the parsley salad.

- [Fadi] Do it our queen's way.

tomato juices spatter - [All] Whoa.


Ted : You and me?

Ted : No idea.

Alexa : Ted... Come on.

Alexa : Freshman year, we were both pretty drunk?

Ted : That was you?

Ted rushes up from table Ted : Lily, we never made out.

Marshall : I know.

So I am not too much tongue guy.


Sheldon : ...to attend her aunt's tedious birthday party.

- Not a chance. - All right.


Chandler : The doctors say if they remove it, he'll die.

Rachel : -Who's this from? -From Ross.


Mom : - What's happening to him? - He's seizing. I need clonazepam.

Dad : I thought you got it all!

Chase : Yeah, yell at me. That'll fix the kid.


but I found this conception website that said you should...

point south at the moment of conception...

eat a lemon...


Taub : Maybe you're right.

Taub : The only link between eye and muscle is the brain.


Lea to Dr. Burke : When would it happen?

We would take Scotty to pre-op immediately.

Burke walks over to the bed : The transplant surgeon is on call and waiting. There isn't much time.

Lea : Scotty?

Lea : Scotty.

Yeah. OK. I want to do it.

Burke heads to the door : - Let's get him to pre-op. - But I have a couple of conditions.


we do some practice runs if you guys

we do some practice runs if you guys stand on the on the ramp like that I'll

stand on the on the ramp like that I'll

stand on the on the ramp like that I'll do it okay so just to keep things

do it okay so just to keep things

do it okay so just to keep things rolling we're gonna walk up the 64 stair

rolling we're gonna walk up the 64 stair 64 I haven't counted this one yet but


Chase : - Ativan. It'll help settle you down. - Why are you so calm?

Chase : Not coming off meth helps.

Chase : Last night probably shouldn't happen again.

Cameron : Do you think I want it to?

Chase : When two people have had sex, unless it sucks,

Chase : if they can do it again, they're gonna do it again.

Chase : And that's when things get complicated.

Chase : And it didn't suck.


Here, put it on and then you can become Dobby.

Look at what you look like dude.

Bryan laughing

Oh wait, hang on, hang on Ollie.

We gotta free him, we gotta free Ollie.

Alright Dobby, I'm going to give you a sock

which means you are now a free elf.

Um, okay, but seriously you guys, this Dobby mask

is creepy, thumbs up if you agree.

- Better be Gryffindor.

- Oh, I'll take Gryffindor.

- True, clearly Hufflepuff.

all laughing

- [Bryan] We've got the whole family here

so everyone is seeing which Hogwarts house they're in.

- A pretty mind.

You belong in--


Penny : Hey, Leonard, check this out.

Sheldon : Leonard, she's doing it again.

Leonard : I think it upsets Sheldon when you play with the food.

Sheldon : No, it upsets Sheldon when she willy-nilly takes it from the containers...

Sheldon : ...without regard for its equitable distribution.

Sheldon : This is essentially why you have famine in India.

Penny : You want me to put it back?

Bernadette : -Leonard? -It upsets Sheldon...

Leonard : ...when you play with the Sheldon.

Howard arriving : What's up, my nerdizzles?

Howard arriving : Raj, Sheldon, I want you to meet my girlfriend, Bernadette.

Sheldon : -Hello. -Leonard, Penny.

Howard : -You know my girlfriend, Bernadette. -Yeah. Hey.

Howard arriving : Bernadette, say "fo'shizzle" to my nerdizzles.

Bernadette : I don't think I can.

Bernadette : I don't have Howard's street cred.

I hope it's all right, I told Bernadette she could join us for dinner.

Leonard : -Sure. The more, the merrier. -No, that's a false equivalency.

Sheldon : More does not equal merry.

Sheldon : If there were 2000 people in this apartment, would we be celebrating?

Sheldon : No, we'd be suffocating.

Leonard : -Sheldon. -Don't "Sheldon" me.

Sheldon : -We ordered for five people, not six. -It's fine.

We'll put it on the table, family-style.

Oh, sure. Why don't we put our hands behind our backs...

Sheldon : ...have an old-fashioned eating contest?

Leonard : Relax. It'll be fine. Sit down, you guys.

ALL EXCEPT BERNADETTE : No. -What?

Penny : Oh, yeah, you can't sit there.

Bernadette : -Why not? -That's where Sheldon sits.

Bernadette : He can't sit somewhere else?

In the winter, that seat's close enough to the radiator...

...so he's warm yet not so close that he sweats.

Penny : In the summer, it's in the path of a breeze...

Penny : ...created by opening windows there.

Penny : It faces the television at an angle that isn't direct so he can talk...

Penny : ...yet not so wide that the picture looks distorted.


Amy : I'm sorry you got stuck with me.

Amy : I bet you wanted to be with Bernadette.

Howard : Have you ever played a game with Bernadette?

Raj : -No. -Have you ever gone

Howard : into a steel cage with a wolverine?

Bernadette : Faster, faster, faster! Do you not know that word?


We're here to eat something called the Bun Plaster!

This is something I've never had before,

and it looks amazing,

but his street food cooking skills are just remarkable!

He takes, I think that's butter at first,

he scoops some butter onto the hot plate,

and that just sizzles away, then he throws down the egg,

then he throws down, like he does everything so fluidly,


there are so many things we have to know.

Richard : - Fine work, Dr. Karev. - Thank you, sir.

We have to know we have what it takes.

We have to know how to take care of our patients.

Burke : Tom is doing just fine.

And how to take care of each other.

Addison : - OK? - Yeah.

Eventually we even have to figure out...

how to take care of ourselves.


Meredith : - How'd it go with the Chief? - As well as you and Susan.

- Wow. We make a good team. - Hm.

I've been waiting in Really Old Guy's Room for 20 minutes.

- Sorry. We decided to eat here today. - Nobody told me.

Anybody... move.

George : Anybody know what's going on with Izzie?

- Something's going on! - Just ask her yourself.

George : - I would if I knew where she was. - I brought you lunch.

Meredith : - You've got stuff on your hands. - I'm trying to scare away Cardio God.

Meredith : - With pretty fingers? - He takes my rook, I take his bishop.

Hey, Pouty Head. Why you so sad? No-Face girl's family taking her home?

Meredith : - Someone claimed Ava? - Yeah, her parents.

- She must be relieved. - Unless they suck.

Cristina : Can you imagine? You can't remember a family and they show up,

- turns out they're killers. - Or over-sharers.

Alex : Whatever. She's a patient.

Alex : I don't give a crap who her parents are or where she goes. Can we move on?

George : One second.

George : What's up with Izzie?

Bailey : - None of your concern. - It is my concern.

George : - I demand to know. - I didn't just hear you say you demand.

Well, are you her father? Are you her husband?

Bailey : Then stay here and keep your mind on your job, you hear me?


and moved my way on to taste the sambal sauce.

I didn't know what was about to hit me.

Wow!

Spicy.

- Spicy crazy.

- Spicy crazy?

- Of course.

- laughs Oh, man.

I am burning right now.

Oh, spicy crazy.

- Read the label, king spicy crazy.

- [Trevor] Oh, spicy crazy.

- Yes.

- Okay, we came to the spicy crazy place.

I did not know that's what it said.


playing fetch to get her that was a big

playing fetch to get her that was a big one

one

one I mean it's currently doing some drawing

I mean it's currently doing some drawing with the forbidden sharpies whoa there

with the forbidden sharpies whoa there

with the forbidden sharpies whoa there you go take a girl yeah a coloring video

you go take a girl yeah a coloring video with a coloring video what'd you make a


Park : Amy Grant?

House : I know, but there's a hot girl jumping up and down in my living room, so...

Aww!

Park : You have a limited amount of time to learn a ton of uninteresting facts.

Park : Welcome to my wheelhouse.

House : You brought a protractor?

Park : You never know when you might need to make a pie chart.

House : Looks like someone is currying favor for the team leader position.

Yes.

Park : We'll be using a basic alphabet technique with a mnemonic multiplier.

Park : In high school, they called me the Bookie Monster.

Park : Pop quiz.

Park : Where did you get the candlesticks'?

Park : On three. One, two, three.

Morocco. Denver.

Park : Drink up. It's gonna be a long night.

Adams : You really think this guy's gonna Hulk out once the hormones kick in?

Taub : Some male lizards do push-ups to attract mates.

Taub : When scientists gave them extra testosterone,

Taub : they did push-ups until they died.

Taub : Same drive you took advantage of

Taub : to get Chase to carry a box of files down to your car yesterday.


Castle : You see how much nicer the neighborhood was back then?

Beckett : You think that little box there might be the Old Haunt?

Castle : Yeah. That's where it would be.

Castle : Not long after its bordello phase. You can still see the little garter belts.

Beckett : Okay, there's a sewer line running under it that wasn't on the newer map.

Beckett : So, that's gotta be our tunnel.

Castle : Which would put Walker's whiskey right about here.

The man could grab himself a bottle, come and go without ever being seen.

Beckett : But come and go from where? Where did he start from?

Castle : Here's where our tunnel ends and our killer vanished.

Castle : There's one, two, three sewer lines that branch off from that point.

Any of which our killer could have accessed to get away from us.

So, if we can figure out exactly where the three sewers end,

we can subpoena traffic cams around the time the killer got away.

Maybe get an ID.

Castle : Or maybe we won't need any of that.

You said no one has laid eyes on these maps in over 70 years.

Castle : Only it says here, someone checked this one out just two weeks ago.

And I'd bet a bottle of Beau James's whiskey that someone was trying

Castle : to make their way back to the mayor's stash just like we are.

Castle : Going once... Going twice...

Heisler : Sold to the gentleman in the back.

Next up, I have a marvelous 1955 Chateau Restivo Blanc

and we'll start the bidding at $ 1,200. Do I hear $ 1,200?


-No, really. They're okay. -You gonna slice them real nice?


Phoebe : Part of an old sandwich. Here it is!


Howard : Really? Tell that to the bathroom scale,

Howard : 'cause one of you is lying.

Bernadette : Fine, forget I asked. How was dinner at your mom's?

Howard : Awful. I had to rub her ointment all over her again.

Bernadette : Why can't she do it?

Howard : Cause we've got a deeply unhealthy relationship.

Howard : Which reminds me,


Kate Beckett : Almost there, Castle. Just another two weeks.

Richard Castle : It's already been two weeks. Two weeks is an eternity.

Beckett : Well, maybe next time we go skiing, you're not gonna be such a show-off.

Castle : I wasn't showing off.

Castle : Okay, I was showing off a little bit.

Castle : But I swear to you, I can do a tail-grab with my eyes closed,

Castle : and without breaking my kneecap.

Mmm-hmm.

Martha Rodgers : Well, I am off.

Martha Rodgers : Now, the retreat is out of cell phone range,

Martha Rodgers : so if I don't call you on your birthday, it is not because I have forgotten.

Castle : I won't think it's because you've forgotten.

Castle : I'll think it's because you made other plans.

Martha : Now, wait a minute.

Martha : You and Katherine were supposed to be celebrating in Bora Bora this week.

Castle : No, you're right. Have a great time on your retreat.

On your only son's birthday.

Martha : It is a spa trip, darling, not a guilt trip.


Chase : We did a test that called into question our initial diagnosis,

Chase : so we changed our mind.

Foreman : And if they ask how the test was done?

Chase : Why would they do that? It's a routine lab test.

Foreman : Routine lab tests don't involve blood you stole from a corpse

Foreman : to trick me into giving the guy the wrong treatment.

Chase : Yes, and if you brought that up,

Chase : it'd certainly make for a lively debate

Chase : about the morality of murdering murderers.

Chase : But since you burned the only evidence of that...

Foreman : To cover for you, not me.

Chase : You're protected. The decision was a coin flip.

Chase : There was no right or wrong answer.

Chase : The body's underground, 8,000 miles away. Nobody can prove anything.

Foreman : That room will be filled, not because of a coin flip,

Foreman : not because of the patient, but because House's department screwed up.

They're gonna be like sharks in a chum-filled swimming pool,

Foreman : and there's no way I'm jumping in unless I'm in a steel cage.

Chase : So what do you want?

Foreman : I want to know you have everything covered.

House : Got what covered?


The Doctor : Can I have the next one, please?

Monica : Thank you.

The Doctor : Joey and Tony Tribbiani.

That's us.

The Doctor : But this is a study for identical twins.

That's right. $2000.

But you're not identical twins.

Damn it, Carl!


Amy : Wow, my boyfriend is friends with Stephen Hawking...

Amy : ...and my new dandruff shampoo doesn't smell like tar.

Amy : Everything really is coming up Amy.

Sheldon : It is glorious.

Sheldon : One of the greatest intellects of our time...

Sheldon : ...has agreed to engage with me in a gentlemanly battle of wits.

Sheldon : And I'm spanking him so hard, his grad students won't be able to sit down.

Amy : You know, when one male dominates another, his testosterone level rises.

- What's your point? - It's exciting to think...

Amy : ...you might be getting a testosterone level.


and it's very time intensive,

and it's such a, it takes a lot of work to prepare,

so it's such a, it's so cool to be able to watch

the whole process and just anticipate the mole

that we're gonna be able to eat very soon.

speaking in foreign language

sizzling

- [Mark] Plums, I think.

Some type of plum, dried plum,

and then deep fried also.

mariachi music

chattering

speaking in foreign language

- It's oregano and some kind of other herb.

So basically, the chilies get blackened roasted,


Raj : That's a lot less big.

Colonel Williams : Yes, it's... this much less big.

Howard : I'm not even sure that's possible.

Colonel Williams : Well, I ran it by some colleagues at MIT,

Colonel Williams : and they thought they could get it done in four months.

Howard : Four months?

Sheldon : Yeah, we'll do it in two!

Sheldon : Hi. I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

Sheldon : I'm the actual brains behind this project.

Sheldon : Also, engineers aren't real scientists,

Sheldon : MIT's a trade school,

Sheldon : and the Death Star is from Star Wars, not Star Trek!

Sheldon : But otherwise,

Sheldon : thank you for your service.

Sheldon : Hi.

Amy : Howard told me you were working late, so I brought dinner.

Bernadette : Oh, thanks. You know, I just wanted to get some work done


Howard : ...prepare for shock and awe.

You know, I am ending this. Penny didn't wanna hold the ring.

Leonard : She gave it to me. I have it. I'm sending it back.

Leonard : -Where's the ring? -You mean this ring?


sausage with tomato and chili, grilled lamb,

grilled beef and tomato onion and chili, tahini,

eggplant, and a tomato cucumber salad.

Now we're gonna take the molokhia

and pour it all over that rice, look at that.

Oh, that is slimy goodness, seasoned so well,


lunch though as we are sitting here

lunch though as we are sitting here we're just checking the weather for ha

we're just checking the weather for ha

we're just checking the weather for ha we're in for some cold and maybe snowy

we're in for some cold and maybe snowy

we're in for some cold and maybe snowy weather

I'm starting to shiver just looking at

I'm starting to shiver just looking at

I'm starting to shiver just looking at that weather forecast digging was just

that weather forecast digging was just

that weather forecast digging was just checking the forecast in ha how are you

checking the forecast in ha how are you

checking the forecast in ha how are you thanks man

thanks man

thanks man this is a marking Yin hello nice to meet

this is a marking Yin hello nice to meet you to be cold and snowy so we are here

you to be cold and snowy so we are here

you to be cold and snowy so we are here at Cypress now and as soon as we walked

at Cypress now and as soon as we walked

at Cypress now and as soon as we walked up the steps I could just smell that

up the steps I could just smell that

up the steps I could just smell that incredible aroma of all the food it's

incredible aroma of all the food it's

incredible aroma of all the food it's like a it's it's like a food sauna in

like a it's it's like a food sauna in

like a it's it's like a food sauna in here with the aroma and the food has

here with the aroma and the food has

here with the aroma and the food has just arrived a an incredibly beautiful

just arrived a an incredibly beautiful

just arrived a an incredibly beautiful and colorful spread of dishes and I love


Sheldon : Okay.

As my future neighbor,

Sheldon : I'd like you to have a key.

Sheldon : Initial here to acknowledge you received it.

Penny : I'm proud of you. You're taking this really well.

Sheldon : Well, it's not like I'm never going to see you two again.

Sheldon : Which brings us to article 23 subsection C...

Sheldon : please check here to reserve your spot

Sheldon : at the ten year roommate reunion.


Ross : ...who stands up for what he believes in.

Ross : A man with principles.

Chandler : Sounds like a fun party.

If you want them to like you, why don't you just pay the $100?

The party will cost you more.

That doesn't matter!

Ross : It's my principles! We're talking about my principles!

Rachel : I thought it was about your neighbors liking you.

Ross : They'll like me once they come to my awesome party.

I gotta get some nametags.


House : We're gonna remove the jaw.

Anybody got a buzz saw? Okay, call a surgeon.

House : Hi. I'm Dr. House.


Mike : Oh, she's my girlfriend. That's not just how we do it here.

l'm gonna take a little break, and when we come back...

...we've got Kenneth singing ''l Touch Myself.''

l'm not here to judge.

Phoebe : -You have got to sing. -No, l told you l can't.

Phoebe : But you would have so much fun. And you have a really nice voice.

-When have you heard me sing? -All the time, when you're cooking.


Zack : -You too. -You guys haven't actually met before.

Chandler : But, boy, you're both polite.

Have a seat. l'll get you a beer.

-l got it. -Thanks.


Ross : - Did the TV wake you? - No.

When you put your feet up on my bed, you tugged on my catheter.

Dr. Green : What are you doing here, Geller?

Ross : Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second.

Ross : - So, what's new? - Oh, I had a little heart attack.

Ross : Right. Is it painful?

Dr. Green : What, the heart attack or sitting here talking to you?

Let's see if we can get that Rachel back in here.


Two beavers are better than one

They're twice the fun

Ask anyone


It's light at first, but it gets heavy.

Um, that's a good little snack and we're now moving

onto the main monastery of Shigatse where we're gonna do

a little hike above the monastery.


Beckett : that should give us some answers.

Beckett : Where are Ryan and Espo, anyway?

Gates : I think I saw them go into interrogation.

Castle : Who are they interrogating?

Beckett : Hey, is there another suspect that we don't know about? What's going on?

Officer Tolliver : I'm not supposed to say. Or let anyone in.

Okay.

Hey!


than going in for a bite of meat and coming out

with just a completely clean bone.

When I saw the lamb stomach stew, I had to go for it.

This is a well-known dish in Crete.

And you can see these are little pads of stew right here.

This thing is quite a interesting,

oh wow, that's like the entire, oh look at that.

It's like, okay, I don't really know what that is.

But you can see it's kind of an olive oil stew.

I think there's some herbs in there, maybe oregano.

And then there's a zucchini over here on the side.

But this appears like it's been stewed

for a very very long time.

You can see the different textures.

I'll go in for two different types of the stomach.


coughing

- [Mark] Quick wash. Wash of the hands.

water splashing


it crispy but the fat is so do you see

it crispy but the fat is so do you see it's just like it's full of flavor

it's just like it's full of flavor

it's just like it's full of flavor yes intense that is pure like pork

yes intense that is pure like pork

yes intense that is pure like pork liquid with crunchy skin full of flavor

liquid with crunchy skin full of flavor

liquid with crunchy skin full of flavor you taste the smokiness and the spices

you taste the smokiness and the spices

you taste the smokiness and the spices like a picture back implemental so it's

like a picture back implemental so it's

like a picture back implemental so it's almost off jerk thing what is the bet

almost off jerk thing what is the bet

almost off jerk thing what is the bet off the Mentos a little bit cinnamony -

off the Mentos a little bit cinnamony -

off the Mentos a little bit cinnamony - yeah like a hint of cinnamon or allspice

yeah like a hint of cinnamon or allspice allspice

allspice

allspice I'm all spice in there okay I'm going up

I'm all spice in there okay I'm going up and this is just the straight meat look

and this is just the straight meat look

and this is just the straight meat look at this help tender it is it just

at this help tender it is it just

at this help tender it is it just strings apart how is the meat how is the


Beckett : - So, you ready? - No.

Tom : My lieutenant just brought down the hammer.

Tom : Fives have to be written up before shift end tonight. I'm sorry.

Beckett : No. You know, I have...

Beckett : I have some paperwork to do, as well. So, maybe another time.

Tom : Well, the thing is, I kind of had my heart set on tonight.

Tom : You like Chinese?

- It's my favorite. - Great. Wait here.

Rocco : - Madison, I'm so sorry. - Hi.

Rocco : It's a tragic loss. Wolf was a good friend.

Madison : Yeah, he really admired you.

Rocco : Thanks for coming tonight. It means a lot to me.

Madison : Rocco, this is Richard Castle.

Rocco : I ought to punch you in the face, Castle,


Wilson : Wait. This is a patio table? For outside?

Foreman : Well, it's taken us just over an hour

Foreman : to prove that she has a very boring subconscious.

House : Anyone ever tell you you can be a real buzzkill?

Yes.

Taub : Stars. Maybe that's a stripe.

House : It's the sky.

House : She's thinking about the moon and the stars in the sky.

Foreman : She's going to Stanford to study physics.

Foreman : It's not a big revelation that she'd think about the sky.

Or a star could be a white blood cell. Leukemia?

House : Who's that?

Thirteen : Her dad? He died when she was eight.

House : What did Daddy die of?

Private plane crash. No connection.

Foreman : Stars, moon, sky, white blood cells, heart valves,

Foreman : black holes, or anus,

Foreman : or a million other circular passageways into the body,

Foreman : and her dad.

Wilson : What do you think it means?

House : She likes school and she has daddy issues.

House : Neither of which helps us.


We are in the karate oh Now this is the stable this is where the

Livestock Where the animals were Kept and this is where Jesus was born over here?

look At It close Up this is good okay car


You know what it starts to sort of have the tapioca pearl

Texture and those little little balls to them

Just like a whole mouthful of them though. Okay. Yeah we can compete


Fire!

Amy : We should start a fire.


Robin : Stuffed.

Ted : Oh! Zoey! There you are.

Ted : Oh, my God.

Ted : You have a monocle.

Ted : Is this real?

Ted : Is this really happening? Can you excuse us for a moment?

Zoey : Let's go for a walk.

Ted : Good luck killing James Bond.

Ted : Are we allowed in here?

Zoey : What do you want from me?

Ted : I want my crossword day back.

Ted : Okay? Go live your perfect little life,

Ted : and leave me the hell alone.

Zoey : My life isn't perfect.

Ted : Oh, please, what's your biggest problem?

Ted : Having to sail back to the marina

Ted : because the Captain's all out of white Zin?

Ted : Oh. Great. Now you're crying.

Ted : Like that's going to get my sympathy.

NARRATOR : It did.

Lily : You've known about this for two and a half years?

Lily : So every time you've

Lily : talked about wanting to be an environmental lawyer since then,

Lily : that was a lie.

Marshall : Technically, I never lied.


know this tastes like absolutely nothing it is like nothing

it is like nothing

it is like nothing it tastes like I pulverize a bunch of

it tastes like I pulverize a bunch of

it tastes like I pulverize a bunch of random fruit took the flavor and sugar

random fruit took the flavor and sugar

random fruit took the flavor and sugar out of it and this is where you get this

out of it and this is where you get this thing is supposed to be really healthy


Bernadette : Howie, I don't want to play Lego, Toenail or Pill anymore.

Bernadette : So, what do you think we should do with this room?

Howard : Well, I was thinking a home theater or a gaming room...

Howard : you know, like a man cave.

Bernadette : Why can't it be a woman cave?

Howard : As long as it has a home theater, a video game system

Howard : and you're not allowed in it,

Howard : you can call it whatever you want.

Bernadette : I'm being serious.

Howard : Well, what do you think we should do?

Penny : I don't know,

Bernadette : maybe a home office or...

Sheldon : Oh.


Esposito : has been dead maybe a week.

Esposito : Ligature marks on her neck indicate strangulation.

Ryan : What did you find at the crime scene?

Esposito : Place is trashed.

Esposito : Killer was looking for something.

Esposito : There's a broken keychain necklace on the body,

Esposito : but there's no key.

Beckett : That might have been where she kept the key for the safe-deposit box.

Esposito : I don't get it.

Esposito : This is a little, old, retired librarian.

Esposito : What could possibly be in her safe-deposit box

Esposito : that would be worth doing all this?

Ryan : Nazi gold, cold fusion, map to Atlantis.

Hey, Castle Jr., could you maybe start thinking like a cop, please?

Ryan : I am. Are you?

It had to have been something huge if it was worth killing her over, right?

Ryan : Hey, super cop, check it out.

Beckett : What is it? It's a bug.

Ryan : It's not from a spy shop, either. This looks professional.

Beckett : Listen, I need you to dig up everything you can on Agnes Fields.

Beckett : I gotta go.

Alexis Castle : They're here, aren't they? My dad and grandma are in there.

Alexis Castle : I know they were coming to this bank.

Alexis.. No one's answering their phones..

Alexis : My dad always takes my calls. And you're here.


Howard : I think he's taking this Professor Proton thing pretty hard.

Raj : Should we try to console him?

Howard : Or... should we respect his privacy in this moment of grief?

Raj : By staying here and watching the movie.

Howard : That's what good friends would do!

Howard : Well, at least without Sheldon here,

Howard : we got to start with Episode IV.

Raj : True.

-l do feel guilty about him. -Me, too.

Raj : -Maybe we should see how he's doing. -Yeah.

Raj : -But after the cantina scene. -Obviously.


Leonard : What did you mean when you said you were going to miss me?


College Marshall : Honey, what's wrong?

College Marshall : You okay?

College Marshall : Do you want a hit of this sandwich?

Arthur : I want you.


House : Anything you have to say to me, you can say to them.

It's only fair, considering anything they say to me,

they also say to you.

Jiggle your pockets. Who's got the silver coins?


Mrs. Epstein shakes her head : - Just tell us, is it bad? - The fall caused a subdural hematoma.

Leah : - I don't even know what that means. - That means, your dad...


the Chinese use but it smells way

the Chinese use but it smells way different this is the tongue set and

different this is the tongue set and

different this is the tongue set and it's pretty clear soup you just taste a

it's pretty clear soup you just taste a

it's pretty clear soup you just taste a little bit already I'm smelling a little

little bit already I'm smelling a little tongue YUM oh I caught me by surprise


Beckett : Morlock, do you know somebody named Crow?

You heartless bitch! Spots all over.

Morlock : - Spots all over. - Were you in the cemetery with Crow?

Morlock : Blood all over! Blood all over!

There's been a murder, Mr. Lockerby. Do you understand that?

Beckett : Were you in the cemetery with Crow?

Beckett : We found a wooden stake with your fingerprints all over it.

The cat creeps in to kill the bird.

Morlock : I should have buried you then, wicked boy.

Morlock : I should have buried you then.

Damn it, I didn't see him. I didn't see him. I didn't see...

Castle : I don't want to tell the public defender how to do her job,

but I'm gonna say that the insanity plea might be appropriate.

Maybe the state psychiatrist can help us make sense

out of Morlock's rantings before they take him away.


Foreman : Do you hear any other voices besides mine?

Kara : No. Answer me.

Foreman : You've been suffering from delusions.

Foreman : They were caused by a vitamin deficiency, pellagra.

It made you believe things that were not real.

Kara : Like the voices.

I...

Kara : remember doing things to Mikey.

Kara : Were those real?

Foreman : I'm afraid so.

Cuddy : So, I...

Foreman : - You tried to suffocate your son. - But...

Kara : You... You stopped me.

And...

Kara : that other doctor, he got Mikey breathing.

Foreman : Your son's organs were damaged too severely.

Foreman : He passed away this morning.


Cameron : Right, my husband's gay. Witty.

Cameron : I hear you're taking over for House.

Cameron : You're gonna be great. Congratulations.

Foreman : Not permanent.

Camreon : Yet. Taub and Thirteen cool with it?

Camreon : He's older than you. She's seen you naked.

Foreman : Not like we haven't been working together for two years now.

Cameron : Working with is different than working for.

Cameron : You saw House, how was he?

Foreman : He was good.

Foreman : He was honest, took responsibility. It was kind of weird.

Cameron : Is Thirteen around? I need her to sign off on her ER transfer.

Foreman : She and Taub are doing a spinal stimulation.

Cameron : No, they're not.

Cameron : I just dropped a patient in the cath suite,

Cameron : and your guys were not in there.


you can immediately get the distinct aroma.

You want some right now?

Cempedak jackfruit madufra, it's more sweet

it's more honey-tasting.

So he has a basket of the fruit, which is peeled already

there to be sit into a batter, and then deep fries it.

And as she's frying that, it's just so incredibly fragrant,

it literally smells like honey is coming out of those

oil fumes.

Fried right out of the oil, it's really hot,

so you better be careful biting into this.

Oh, yeah.

That is incredibly hot.

Oh, it's amazing.


Let's see, there's a clothing line that never took off.

Beckett : A failed jewelry business.

Beckett : I mean, should I go on?

Rebecca Dalton : That doesn't make me a murderer.

Beckett : Well, it was only a matter of time until all the money was gone.

Castle : Derek was handsome.

Castle : He was charming. You knew he was a decent actor.

Castle : It made him the perfect guy

Castle : to present investors with an opportunity they couldn't refuse.

Michael Grant : This is wildly speculative and your allegations are baseless.

Beckett : Derek took 25 grand from an account

Beckett : that initially led us in circles.

Beckett : The Sunfire account.


for a pizza work of art people get

for a pizza work of art people get pizzas pizza this is it right here


Just, uh, out of curiosity, did he ever have a shot with you?

Girl : Are you insane? The guy was wearing an eye patch.

- So then why did you...? - He said that I could drive a car on Mars.

Raj : - Got it. - Yeah.

Leonard : So can I see you again?

You're not done seeing me now.

LEONARD : Hm.

Leonard : Cool.

[KEYS CLICKING]


Monica : I know.

Phoebe : Oh, there you are, Ben.


Here we go again.

l can't believe you told her l was gonna propose.

-l can't believe you're not gonna. -Hey, l am not gonna rush into anything.

Yeah, dude, l totally understand.

Usually after l have a baby with a woman, l like to slow things down!

Rachel : -Oh, my God! -What?

She's doing it! She's breast-feeding!

lt's beautiful.

-l'll come back for her later. -Thank you.

Rachel : -Wow, this feels weird. -What, good weird?


Rachel : Tell him I miss him.

Monica : -Okay. Did you hear that? -Yeah. That naked bagel game?

Dude, I don't know. That's a pretty small hole.

-You've gotta talk to her. -I can't.


and apparently, he called you at 9 : 03 last night.

Can you tell us why?

Valentine : Yeah, I was supposed to have drinks with Sid and his ex, Evelyn.

Valentine : But Sid called last minute to cancel.

Castle : You and Sid were going out with his ex-wife?

Isn't that a little odd?

Valentine : Not for us.

Valentine : Sid and Evelyn split 20 years ago,

Valentine : but we were all still close friends.

Beckett : Did he say why he was canceling?

Vogel : Afraid not.

Castle : Anything about a deal at midnight?

Valentine : No, but he was going somewhere,

Valentine : because while we were on the phone,

Valentine : I literally bumped into him leaving

Valentine : the building from the private entrance.

Castle : Wait. Sid was leaving the building

Castle : the night of his murder? Mmm-hmm.

Beckett : Uh, Mr. Valentine, did he mention meeting with someone?

Valentine : Please, call me Danny.

Valentine : And, no, Sid didn't say where he was going.

Valentine : But I did see something strange.

Valentine : He went into the subway on the corner.

Castle : And why was that strange, Danny?


are you ready for a big adventure yeah


- [Finn] Whoaa!

- Cool go-kart, huh?

Alright, you guys, we are getting closer to the monster pond

Do you hear anything, Finn?


nope I carry a sign hmm goodbye pool by

nope I carry a sign hmm goodbye pool by signs guys all right well I'll have them

signs guys all right well I'll have them breakfast cuz I'm out of here in 20 mins

breakfast cuz I'm out of here in 20 mins you guys obviously won't be getting to a

you guys obviously won't be getting to a fourth village works is like every area

fourth village works is like every area

fourth village works is like every area is connected to a hotel

is connected to a hotel

is connected to a hotel so this hotel is in the area where our

so this hotel is in the area where our

so this hotel is in the area where our villa is that's where we have breakfast

villa is that's where we have breakfast

villa is that's where we have breakfast at this workout every morning and we do

at this workout every morning and we do

at this workout every morning and we do everything at this hotel yeah some other

everything at this hotel yeah some other people will be in different hotels oh

people will be in different hotels oh

people will be in different hotels oh and actually I am it's not consort

and actually I am it's not consort

and actually I am it's not consort village it's called fort a village I

village it's called fort a village I

village it's called fort a village I asked everyone it said I was saying for


Okay, grab a bit of this.

Oh, and it doesn't feel buttery,

it doesn't feel like there's desi ghee in it,

it feels more, like, watery.

Mmm, mmmm,

very nice.

Well that's just like pure.

You just taste like spinach

and then the dried chilis in there.

Really healthy tasting.

- Mmm.

- [Mark] So healthy tasting.

- So healthy, so nice, very nice, mm hm,

and the spice just kicks in a bit late, but yeah.

It's a good after taste.


House : Did you just insult me in Pig Latin?


- Yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

- I got a bone with that.

- Me too chuckles .


Carol : How did we do?

Phoebe : I tasted Ben's milk and Ross freaked out.

Ross : I did not freak out.

Carol : - Why'd you freak out? - Because it's breast milk.

Ross : It's gross!

Carol : My breast milk is gross?


- I think it holds water, did you know that?

Let's see what's up here.

Anything cool? - No, just a trashcan.

- Whoa, look at this big dumpster,

oh, you know what that is?

- Poop. - That is horse poop, yep,

it's called manure. - Look, fly!

- And you can actually use it in the field too

to like grow crops and stuff.

- Go fly!

- Let's maybe move away from all the big, nasty horse poop.

- Yeah. - One, two, three, go!

Oof, nice.

Whoa, Ollie, what's that on the ground?

- [Ollie] Oh, I've found a golf ball.

- That's so cool, toss it over here, buddy.

Whoa, nice throw,

you found a golf ball. - Yeah.

- That's cool.

Hey, I think we should explore

through these trees up here, okay.

- Okay. - Wait, stay back.

- [Bryan] Stay back, why?


Mr Druthers : Think you can handle that?

Ted : Absolutely.

Mr Druthers : So you're going to design the...

Mr Druthers : Styrofoam trees.

Mr Druthers : Once again... with feeling.

Mr Druthers : Styrofoam trees.


dough yeah yeah you wanna watch it again is that the coolest thing ever

is that the coolest thing ever

is that the coolest thing ever yeah what you mean put that on a trick

what you mean put it on why'd you want


Bailey : and they don't want to work with you

Bailey : and talk to you or look at you,

Bailey : and they start bitching and moaning at me,

Bailey : the more it affects my day.

Bailey : So, no, Dr. Grey,

I don't care what you knew, or when you knew it.

Bailey : Are we understood?


Marshall : Hey, guys.

I still hadn't decided

what kind of professor I wanted to be...

authoritative or cool guy.

I thought I would decide in the moment.

Ted 2030 : And I did. About 20 times.

Ted : Good morning.

Ted : 'Sup, dudes?

Ted : Silence!

Ted : This is Architecture 101.

Ted : I am Professor Mosby.

Ted : But you can call me Ted.

Ted : Professor Mosby.

Ted : T-Dawg.

Ted : Do not call me T-Dawg.


Izzie : They have gunshot wounds. Very serious gunshot wounds.

Izzie : Life threatening gunshot wounds.

Brad : Really helps that I'm an athlete because the second I saw Petey with that gun,

I was like cat-quick. Just dove right through the window.

Brad : Those guys? Not so smart.

I'm going to take a guess and say Petey was looking for you.


- [Cody] Yeah, a lot of Japanese ramen come with

a dry Niboshi fish stock, it mixes in with the animal

stock and kind of brings together umami and fattiness

and the oil all together in one soup.

- Wow, that is extremely satisfying, isn't it?

slurping

- [Cody] The noodles, you'll see here, are hand massaged

which gives them the wrinkles,

but on top of that you see those specs of wheat and barley

that just mixed right in to those noodles.

- And I really love that stock, its got that slight

fishiness to it and you can really taste that

Japanese citrus, citrusy, silky smooth with fatty

wagyu beef, wow.

And that slight fishiness, that is top notch.

- [Cody] Yeah.

background music

slurping

that wagyu just melts in your mouth,

you can see, it just glides off the chopsticks

and the fat dissolves into your tongue.

slurping

that was an amazing bowl and I got to say overall

apart from the amazing wagyu is that stock,


Joey : And then never called you.

And l just wanted a new daddy for Davey and Becky.

Director : Okay. Okay, from the top.

And, action.

So l'm surprised you agreed to have lunch with me.

l'm surprised too. But yet, here l am.


system that's built out of mud but it

system that's built out of mud but it just holds the pots perfectly so they

just holds the pots perfectly so they

just holds the pots perfectly so they can have a fire underneath I just plain

can have a fire underneath I just plain

can have a fire underneath I just plain mean usually with with wood so that it

mean usually with with wood so that it

mean usually with with wood so that it flames along with the beans they put in

flames along with the beans they put in

flames along with the beans they put in the peeled cassava that's gonna boil

the peeled cassava that's gonna boil

the peeled cassava that's gonna boil together and said it might turn a bitter

together and said it might turn a bitter taste I've never had that combination

taste I've never had that combination

taste I've never had that combination boiled like that and then just salt in

boiled like that and then just salt in

boiled like that and then just salt in there is also gonna be beans and sweet

there is also gonna be beans and sweet

there is also gonna be beans and sweet potato which they are gonna cook over

potato which they are gonna cook over

potato which they are gonna cook over it's a it's an eco designed stove that

it's a it's an eco designed stove that

it's a it's an eco designed stove that saves energy so it doesn't burn as fast


Cameron : Dr. House, I just wanted...

House : You're welcome again. I want you to know how much...

House : Got it. You're grateful.

House : Apparently you seem to think it will mean a lot to me to know that.

Cameron : Do you know why people pray to God?

House : I thought you didn't believe in God. I don't.

House : Well, then you better be making a very good point.

Cameron : Do you think they pray to him and praise him because they want him to know how great he is?

Cameron : God already knows that.

House : Are you comparing me to God?

House : I mean, that's great, but just so you know, I've never made a tree.

Cameron : I thank you because it means something to me...

Cameron : to be grateful for what I receive.

You are the most naive atheist I've ever met.

Clinic Nurse : Dr. House, you have a patient in room one.

House : Thank God.

House : People pray so that God won't crush them like bugs.

House : I'm not gonna crush you.

"Petechial" bruising? I don't know if I pronounced that right.

House : Gosh, the Internet is such a wonderful tool.

Sarah : It could be leukemia. Definitely possible.


so firm sweet muscular with that

so firm sweet muscular with that

so firm sweet muscular with that garlicky Cajun seasoning it's delicious

garlicky Cajun seasoning it's delicious

garlicky Cajun seasoning it's delicious thank you thank you very much nice to

thank you thank you very much nice to

thank you thank you very much nice to look you bye bye buddy

look you bye bye buddy

look you bye bye buddy thank you thank you that was a lot of

thank you thank you that was a lot of

thank you thank you that was a lot of food that was a Seattle fish guys feast

food that was a Seattle fish guys feast

food that was a Seattle fish guys feast but they brought us so many things to

but they brought us so many things to

but they brought us so many things to taste it was all superb everything from

taste it was all superb everything from

taste it was all superb everything from the pocket to the cage I really liked

the pocket to the cage I really liked

the pocket to the cage I really liked that Cajun stew and oh okay yes you

that Cajun stew and oh okay yes you

that Cajun stew and oh okay yes you cannot miss the smoked salmon belly here

cannot miss the smoked salmon belly here it's so unbelievably good and they were

it's so unbelievably good and they were

it's so unbelievably good and they were so nice and because they knew our videos

so nice and because they knew our videos they wouldn't let us pay for the food

they wouldn't let us pay for the food

they wouldn't let us pay for the food but they're yeah they're just so nice so

but they're yeah they're just so nice so I'm not sure exactly how much all that

I'm not sure exactly how much all that

I'm not sure exactly how much all that costs but meals can cause anywhere from

costs but meals can cause anywhere from

costs but meals can cause anywhere from around ten to twenty dollars especially

around ten to twenty dollars especially

around ten to twenty dollars especially gets in some ads of add-ons but it's

gets in some ads of add-ons but it's

gets in some ads of add-ons but it's fully worth it for the fresh sustainable

fully worth it for the fresh sustainable seafood oh that was incredible thank you


Marshall : I'll be right back.

Marshall : If I don't come back,

Marshall : then these are my last words to you all.


Castle : When Jenna left your party, was she wearing shoes?

Teddy Farrow : Yes, Christian Louboutin pink satin pumps I'd lent her for the evening.

Teddy Farrow : The dress she was wearing was a one-of-a-kind.

Teddy Farrow : I don't suppose we can have it returned?

Beckett : It's in evidence now. And it has a hole in the back of it,

Beckett : - where she was stabbed. - Sorry.

Rina : Rick Castle, it's so funny I ran into you today.

Rina : - I just bought this on my way in. - Oh, look at that. It's my cover.

Beckett : - And it's on stands already. - "Richard Castle gets the inspiration

"from New York's finest." That's nice, right?

Rina : - Could you... - Yes, absolutely.

Castle : - Who should I make it out to? - You don't remember me?

Castle : - Yes, of course I do. Yeah, you're... - Rina.

Castle : Rina. Yes. We met at that party. With that, that thing.

Castle : That was late, it was crazy, that... Wow, what a night.

Man : Let's go, models, take your places.

Man : I need you up here and in line.

Here.

Rina : Call me.


PHONE RINGING


Well, is she the first that you've been with?

Duncan : I've never told you this...


Hey.

House : We think you have a Bartonella infection,

House : which caused a mycotic aneurysm in your aortic wall.

House : We need to find it, which means we need to blow up your heart.

House : And yes, I'm as serious as a heart attack.

House : We're going to increase your blood pressure

House : until the weak spot in your aortic wall explodes.

House : Hopefully we'll be able to fix it before you bleed to death.

House : Any questions?

No.

Really?

House : You don't even want to know if you'll be able to go back to bull riding?

Lane : I assume no.

Lane : I mean, you've already cracked open my skull,

and now you're going to blow up my heart.

I thought you loved those eight seconds.

Cuddy : I do.

Lane : And now you're telling me

Lane : that I got to give them up.

Lane : I can always find something else to love.

House.

Cuddy : We need to talk.


That's not true. Just 'cause Izzie can't keep her mouth shut

George : doesn't mean everyone knows.

Meredith : How are you feeling? Sorry about the syphilis.

George : Everyone in this hospital knows?

Alex : Knows you're a player.

George : - You're disturbed. - True.

Alex : Everybody's got a secret. Be glad yours is out in the open.

Cristina : Oh, yeah, Alex? What's yours?

Alex : You show me yours, and I'll show you mine.

Alex : I bet you've got some seriously kinky skeletons in your closet.

Cristina : What's in my closet is none of your business.

Izzie : Well, I don't have any secrets. My life is boring.

Meredith : Everybody's got something to hide.


Laura : I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building. It didn't end very well.

Monica : That wouldn't, by any chance, be Joey Tribbiani?

Phoebe : - Yes! - Of course it was.

We had a great night. In the morning, he promised he'd call and he didn't.

Chandler : Rat bastard!

Laura : - So you're not friends with him? - Oh, God, no.

Ross : - No, no, no. - No. Nope.

Laura : Well, I'm sorry I brought it up.

Laura : So are either one of you planning on staying at home?

Hello? Anybody in there order a celebrity?

Laura : What was that?

That's just some crazy guy who roams the halls here.

He's great with kids, though.

Rachel : - Ross. Oh, my God, are you okay? - Son of a bitch!


Lily : Barney won't return your calls?

Lily : He said you two had an amazing night together.

Jerry : That's not what happened.

Jerry Barney's dad : I'm not sure how to start this.

Barney : I need a drink.

Jerry : Me, too.


It doesn't.

You don't see everything.

Just the things you love.

I realized in that moment

That stella is the most important thing in my life

And-and I have to get her back.

Aw!

Miracle!

Very sweet.

Very romantic.

Not a miracle.

July 1999.

Kennedy airport.

So, did you enjoy...

Amsterdam?

No.

Nothing illegal.

Paintings.

All right, bob marley.

Let's have a conversation.


Breakfast was delicious.

From here, we're going to drive across the mountain.

Well, through the valley across

the mountain that we can see.

And that's where the biosphere of the cedars of Lebanon

are located in the Shouf.

And then we'll go around from there,

we'll go around this entire Shouf area

and visit some of the different places,

some of the villages, some of the people,

some of the food.

upbeat music

- So, we drove up to the top of the mountain area

and there's a small hike that

we're going to do in the reserve.

This is the Barouk Cedar Forest.

The cedars in this area are thousands of years old.

You can see the branch, like this whole base area,

multiple huge stumps coming out of the base of it.

And just look at the branches that just reach out like arms,

just a canopy of cedar, a canopy of shade

and the aromas of the pine here.

The tradition is this is the oldest,

this tree is called The Old Lady,

which is a huge cedar tree,

and the tradition is to hold hands all the way to hug.


House : Cancel your dinner plans.

House : Short on medical history, she's only eight hours old.

House : What she's not short on is doctors.

House : Unfortunately, none of them have been able to solve her breathing problems.

Foreman : Immature lungs?

Taub : Full term. And they gave her surfactant. Looks like they're fully developed.

Cuddy : Need you a minute.

House : Silent reading time till I get back.

Cuddy : My nanny called.

Cuddy : Her daughter has a dance recital tonight. She can't work late.

Cuddy : And I have a board meeting tonight.

House : That's a problem.

Cuddy : My mother can't come. She has a cooking class.

House : You've really got a problem.

Cuddy : If only there were some mature adult in my life

Cuddy : who could pinch hit in emergencies like this.

Would love to. But I'm catching up

House : You should see what the fat lady's got under her big top.

Cuddy : All I need is a warm body. And she'll be asleep the entire time.

House : I got a sick baby here who needs me. Yours is healthy.

You can deal with your team by phone.

House : How about a little something extra when you get home?

Cuddy : I'm not bargaining sex for babysitting.

Cuddy : Besides, you owe me.

House : For what? Sex.

Cuddy : I still don't see a female doctor in that room.

Cuddy : It's making me very unhappy.

House : Fine. Out of the goodness of my heart.

House : Which will make you happy,

House : which will make you desire me more,

House : which will turn into more sex.

Be at my place at 7 : 00.


staff are so friendly what did you order I got the chili I got to see to Peter


Esposito : you have a shot at winning that trophy.

Castle : Oh, I think I have more than just a shot.

Castle.

Esposito : You do understand that me and Ryan have been rehearsing for months.

Castle : Well, what Beckett and I have cannot be rehearsed.

Castle : It's chemistry.

The intuitive bond, each person knowing what the other is thinking.

Beckett : Castle, can we talk for a second over there?


Rachel : What? I read that.

Sebastian : -Can I get you a cup of coffee? -Yes. Thank you.

Phoebe : -Rachel, what the hell is this? -What?

You ask us to find a guy, and you come traipsing in here with a guy of your own?

Rachel : You found me a guy?

Monica : Yes. We found you a really cute, funny guy from Chandler's work.

Yeah, and I found you one too, who is not a weirdo.

You know what though, guys, I really appreciate that...

but I'm gonna take Sebastian.

Chandler : Are you sure? Our guy smells incredible.

Monica : Would you stop it with that already?

Sebastian : -Here you go. -Thank you.


shower for me I'm muddy and certainly

shower for me I'm muddy and certainly footprint is leaving yeah totally

footprint is leaving yeah totally

footprint is leaving yeah totally totally girls

totally girls

totally girls close your eyes Veronica taking my socks

close your eyes Veronica taking my socks off is that pretty cool or what that's

off is that pretty cool or what that's

off is that pretty cool or what that's pretty awesome

pretty awesome

pretty awesome I absolutely love that Kane was that


Kids, some couples always support each other,

and some couples always challenge each other,

but is one really better than the other?

Yes. Support is better.

Way better.

But I'd have to learn that the hard way.

Lily : You're too young. This isn't fair.

Marshall : We're not going anywhere, buddy. We're gonna stay here right till the end.

Barney, weakly : Thank you, Marshall.

Barney, weakly : Can I ask one final favor, my friend?

Marshall : Yes, of course, of course, anything.

Barney : Eat this meatball sub.

Marshall : - Where'd you get a meatball... - I don't have much time!

Marshall : Yes, of course.

Ted : Of course.

Marshall : Does this have some sort of special meaning?


Then you will have the most amazing kiss.

Monica : Everyone at the gate will applaud.

Ross : I am a good kisser.

Then you two can sneak into the cockpit.

Monica : Things will start to heat up.

Monica : And then a stewardess comes in...

I've been watching too much porn.

Rachel : -Is that the heartbeat? -That's it.

Phoebe : Oh, my God!

Rachel : This is so cool!

Have we talked about multiple births?


are heading out like there's a Vivian in the wild waiting for us oh my goodness

the wild waiting for us oh my goodness

the wild waiting for us oh my goodness it's always that the day after the key

it's always that the day after the key

it's always that the day after the key that you see all the sudden it's not

that you see all the sudden it's not

that you see all the sudden it's not something no but if she saw red and

something no but if she saw red and

something no but if she saw red and luxury I look like day one there's

luxury I look like day one there's

luxury I look like day one there's always a look at this look at this

always a look at this look at this

always a look at this look at this little Italian over here oh I just hand

little Italian over here oh I just hand

little Italian over here oh I just hand yeah and his water just hands and amelia

yeah and his water just hands and amelia and myself but plays little lobsters do

and myself but plays little lobsters do

and myself but plays little lobsters do a little Irish patties bit harder this

a little Irish patties bit harder this

a little Irish patties bit harder this is this is what color I go I don't go

is this is what color I go I don't go

is this is what color I go I don't go tan I mean you're smoking of red what a

tan I mean you're smoking of red what a

tan I mean you're smoking of red what a media is so funny good she always gets

media is so funny good she always gets

media is so funny good she always gets it as well and then is water there's

it as well and then is water there's

it as well and then is water there's nothing wonder which way unless she's

nothing wonder which way unless she's

nothing wonder which way unless she's gonna go get you mean is chase he's got

gonna go get you mean is chase he's got

gonna go get you mean is chase he's got like level 1000 this is Irish Sun cream

like level 1000 this is Irish Sun cream

like level 1000 this is Irish Sun cream level 1000 Eduardo the little Italian

level 1000 Eduardo the little Italian

level 1000 Eduardo the little Italian over here

over here

over here oh oh they have actually this one I like

oh oh they have actually this one I like a son can buy is you can't at all


Emil Alexander : -That was me. -Enchante.

Joey : -Is there a Mr. Bowmont at this table? -That's me.

Rachel : Well, hello. This is your lucky day, Mr. Bowmont.

The Gentleman Daysailer has become available again...

and I believe you made a bid of $18,000.

Joey : You have to pay that. It's not just a guess.

I was relieved I didn't win. My wife would've killed me.

You kidding? She'll love this boat!

-What is your wife's name? -Pam.

Just imagine this : The Pam.

I don't think she'd like that.

Okay. Imagine this : The Mr. Bowmont.

-I don't think so. -Let me paint you a little picture.


Penny : It's getting kind of cheesy, Leonard.

Sheldon : Huh?

Leonard : If you think that's cheesy, buckle up.

Leonard : Penny Hofstadter,

Leonard : will you please stay married to me?

Penny : Oh, damn it, you topped it.

Penny : Should we go to the bedroom and make this marriage official?

Yes, please! Okay!

Penny : Sheldon, I can't believe you got us a wedding gift.

Penny : I don't know why you're so surprised.

I watch movies; I see what people do.

Leonard : What is this?

Sheldon : Plane tickets and hotel reservations

Sheldon : for a weekend away in San Francisco.

Oh! Wow!

That's so great!

Sheldon : Yeah, there's Fisherman's Wharf and Alcatraz and cable cars.

Sheldon : We're gonna have so much fun.

knocking on door

Penny : We?

Sheldon : Is there a problem?

Oh, no, no! I just, I said, "Whee!"

Amy at door : How dare you go on the Internet and say mean things about me

Amy at door : and compare my genitalia to part of Czechoslovakia?!

Sheldon : You saw through that one, did you?

Penny : I don't know what you were thinking,


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this is about your Gaza sometimes our baby's cries for cutting its honey


Raj : You're welcome.

Missy, I'm gonna go get my nails done. Do you wanna come?

Missy : God, yes. Thanks.

Raj : You're welcome.


so we can apply our eyeball, okay?

Alright, we are applying the goggle strap,

just like so.

And then, we're gonna grab our eyeball.

Check this out, Ollie. Watch.


clanks

laughs

clanks

clanks

speaking in foreign language

metallic banging

scraping

The more I watch her as she makes the pad thai...

I don't even know if I would call it stir-frying

because it's such a juicy,

such a sloshy mixture of sauces and noodles.

It's so wet.

It's a wet fry.

She controls the fire here because she also mentioned to me

that she only burns wood so that she gets the flame

so that she can control the fire


Taub : But we work for him, we can set you up in the ER.

Taub : The antibiotics will make her feel better, she's out of here by morning.

Kutner : If it is a staph infection. It's gotta be.

Taub : She has sleeves of tattoos and piercings from God knows where.

Taub : She has muscle weakness, could indicate myasthenia gravis.

House : I had the weirdest dream, you guys did the test in a reasonable amount of time

House : and came back here before I had time to fall asleep.

House : You guys still smell that?

Kutner : Maybe you should just let her have your office?

Or...

House : She sends one of yours to the hospital,

House : send one of hers to the morgue.

House : It's not myasthenia gravis,

House : her breathing's improving and the weakness is in her extremities.

Kutner : Could be a botulinum reaction.

Taub : I don't think sabotaging your boss' office is a wise counterattack.

House : All that is needed for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing.

Kutner : She probably used a lot of Botox to tighten up her skin.


Monica : You know what? We're just gonna throw it.

Joey : I got it!

Phoebe : Go, go, go!


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Ted : Uh... Okay.

Ted : You sabotaged my next to last chance with stella

Ted : For ten dollars?

Lily : I know. I would've done it for free.

Barney : But no. You owe me ten bucks.

Ted : This is awful. My-my tenth session is next week.

Ted : I'm gonna ask her out, and she's gonna say

Ted : The most demoralizing syllable in the english language... no.

Ted : You know what? Just forget it.

Ted : I'm not even gonna ask her.

Lily : No, you have to. She likes you.

Lily : She said so herself.

Ted : I mean...

Ted : Oh, my god, you went and saw her, too.

Lily : I swear to you, I did not.

Marshall : My wife's always getting on me about my dry elbows.

Marshall : So good to be in a relationship.

Marshall : Anyone special in your life?

Marshall : Or maybe just someone you're interested in?

Marshall : Interes-ted in?

Stella : You know, we should really get this mole checked out.

Stella : It's just a little irregular.


Chase : What are you doing?

Kelly : Quitting before House fires me.

House : Hold on.

Kelly : We both know he is.

Kelly : But maybe there's a bright side.

What?

Kelly : You really looked out for me.

And you seem like a really good guy.

Kelly : And I never date anybody who I work with, but...

Chase : Yeah. Sorry it didn't work out.

Chase : You want to get dinner tomorrow night?

Cuddy : You want some more meat?

House : This is meat?

House : Yes, please.

House : Hey, hey, hey. Come on. Kid, come on, come on, come on.


it's very spicy I like that but

it's very spicy I like that but

it's very spicy I like that but something about this dish I'm not free

something about this dish I'm not free

something about this dish I'm not free to you about maybe it is mostly due to

to you about maybe it is mostly due to

to you about maybe it is mostly due to the social crab bitch so let me try it

the social crab bitch so let me try it

the social crab bitch so let me try it again

so we bought into the software class

so we bought into the software class

so we bought into the software class there's a perfect users all that free

there's a perfect users all that free

there's a perfect users all that free Travis MMS I feel like that's really

Travis MMS I feel like that's really

Travis MMS I feel like that's really good but I should chew the show is

good but I should chew the show is

good but I should chew the show is self-taught a little tough and I'll

self-taught a little tough and I'll

self-taught a little tough and I'll enjoy it I'm shooting a lot on the show

enjoy it I'm shooting a lot on the show

enjoy it I'm shooting a lot on the show itself and the thing ordered

itself and the thing ordered

itself and the thing ordered accidentally actually this is a Tom Yum

accidentally actually this is a Tom Yum

accidentally actually this is a Tom Yum with macro I was trying to order tom yum

with macro I was trying to order tom yum soup Tommy I'm scull name stirring

soup Tommy I'm scull name stirring

soup Tommy I'm scull name stirring there's a lot of Chilean here's macro

there's a lot of Chilean here's macro

there's a lot of Chilean here's macro fear looks great though but you know


Steady.

Steady.

Joey : Okay, a little higher.

Joey : Careful of the angle.

Rachel : Okay, okay. We're approaching the window.

Joey : Thread the needle. Thread the needle.


Phoebe : Now I'm gonna kick some ass!

All right. Now, I will let go if you both stop.

Rachel : You want me to stop seeing him?

You want me to just tell him you're seeing him instead?

Rachel : Is that what you want?

Monica : That's what you want?


[PAINTBALLS FIRING]

HOWARD : That was close.

Raj : God, I love the smell of paintballs in the morning.

Howard : Yeah, still funny, Raj.

[PAINTBALLS FIRING]


slurps

That move where she sprinkled on the garlic water,

that is a move.

So you just taste the essence of the garlic,

but it's not that, it's not a pungent garlic,

but it's just mellowy there.

And you can also pick up the tomato sauce

and just drink it.

Oh, yeah, I got a whole strand of dill in that.

It has that kind of Clamato or V8 taste to it,

like a vegetable juice.

One more piece of fish here

and you can just see how the dill and garlic

is just caked on.


in that Christmas Eve vlog.

- Yeah.

- Including Missy reading a long lost Christmas letter

from five years ago.

- It was so sweet, it's really, really special.

- It gets really, really emotional.

So be sure you go check out those videos

but this one's a fun video too


new house and so they just left and that was bad like I'm sorry

was bad like I'm sorry

was bad like I'm sorry and then they told themselves and they -

and then they told themselves and they - they are they call me and they're like

they are they call me and they're like

they are they call me and they're like oh and then they're like oh you're a jet

oh and then they're like oh you're a jet you're taking you to a hotel tonight

you're taking you to a hotel tonight

you're taking you to a hotel tonight aren't you we were like no and they knew

aren't you we were like no and they knew they didn't know this on you know they

they didn't know this on you know they

they didn't know this on you know they did a survey prior to them yeah like it

did a survey prior to them yeah like it

did a survey prior to them yeah like it was just it's like you have to manage

was just it's like you have to manage

was just it's like you have to manage and organize I think that was just a

and organize I think that was just a

and organize I think that was just a really

really

really we managed yeah like we probably should

we managed yeah like we probably should

we managed yeah like we probably should have got another now we're going to go

have got another now we're going to go

have got another now we're going to go and enjoy a nativity play this is not

and enjoy a nativity play this is not

and enjoy a nativity play this is not where we want to be like I just want to

where we want to be like I just want to

where we want to be like I just want to be at home unboxing everything but

be at home unboxing everything but

be at home unboxing everything but obviously would never miss this either

obviously would never miss this either

obviously would never miss this either so it's just like really bad timing


House : Patient dead yet?

No.

It's a little much for a first date.

13 : Obviously, you've never dated me.

House : Feels like you already got the lung and kidney samples.

13 : Now I just need a piece of your liver.

House : Hey, you might want to use a little bit of lidocaine.

13 : Oh, yeah, I forgot.

13 : Slight pinch!

House : You drugged me.

House : You drugged me.

Wilson : Stopped by the lab.

Wilson : Your mutinous team is starting to worry about life on Pitcairn Island.


...does that mean he gets to?

- No, but... - Don't you trust her?

Monica : Then get over yourself! Grow up!


You think I should wear a tie tonight?

Chase : This isn't weird at all.

Chase : I mean, where's Rachel eating tonight?

Home.

Chase : What if she's going out, too?

She's allowed to, right?

Julia : Of course, it's only fair.

Taub : But I don't think she will.

Operating Nurse : Your wife only eats dinner at home?

Taub : If she did go out, that'd be tough.

Taub : But I think I can handle it.

Chase : Don't do it unless you're sure.

Taub : I know I'd rather be jealous than a liar.

Taub : Got something here. Kelly clamp and scalpel.

Chase : Biopsy showed non-specific inflammation,

Chase : which suggests IBD.

Only that doesn't explain the cardiac problems.

Taub : Or her declining kidney function.

Taub : We ran panels during surgery.

Actually, IBD does make sense,

'cause it can trigger ankylosing spondylitis,

House : which would explain the heart and the kidneys.

House : Start her on sulfasalazine and TNF-inhibitors.

House : And Taub, I'm not gonna see you

House : before you head off for Gomorrah.

House : Just remember, if you get disoriented,

House : Breathe through your nose and look for the horizon.


Amy : Look, I know you don't like it,

Amy : but that's the point of the experiment.

Amy : I need to irritate you

Amy : to find your optimal anxiety zone.

Amy : And you said no to tickling, polka music

Amy : or watching me eat a banana.

Sheldon : Who eats them horizontally?!

Amy : My mother said that's how good girls do it.

Sheldon : Perhaps this was a waste of time.

Leonard : Sheldon,

Amy : you're a remarkable scientist.

Amy : Just be patient-- I'm sure you'll find the breakthrough

Amy : you've been looking for.

Sheldon : Thank you.

Amy : And if you only do solid research

Amy : instead of making a groundbreaking discovery,

Amy : what does it matter?


because I have more than one but I only

because I have more than one but I only have one blue one and it's beautiful and

have one blue one and it's beautiful and I'm thinking about giving it away to one

I'm thinking about giving it away to one of you guys it's brand-new it's never

of you guys it's brand-new it's never

of you guys it's brand-new it's never been driven it's got everything the

been driven it's got everything the

been driven it's got everything the remote everything is I mean look

remote everything is I mean look

remote everything is I mean look brand-new it's still got all the tags

brand-new it's still got all the tags

brand-new it's still got all the tags it's got the battery not really ready to


with tomato and potato.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Very nice.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

See you next time.

That was incredible.

And we've just entered the spice market.

And look at this guys,

we're making a local masala here, just by heart.

He knows exactly the right proportions and ratios,

to make a delicious masala,

that you can make curries and

tons of Pakistani recipes with.

Oh wow.

That is super cool.

Tons of spice in there,

you can smell oh, cumin and chili and masala and tumeric,

and oh, that is beautiful.

Wow.