For some reason I love my name it's plain and doesn't mean anything but there's not enough to make it common and not so weird to make it weird I'm just Donna.  Now Gwyneth and Chris Martin just had their son and named it Moses, so Apple's little bro is Moses.  So Dick Willie, I'd say your name problems are minor.  You could have a pseudo rockstar father and a vegan halfwit mother and as a boy you have to fight the playyard kids who are beating you up for being named Moses and then beating you up for your sister Apple!