REEFER MADNESS    where the kid \ndoes a puff\nis immediately rendered insane\ncasts frightened eyes about the room\nhurls himself bodily out third floor window\n\nnow that's some accurate propaganda\nI really feel better knowing our trusted govt either\n1)  Believes that crock\n2)  Understands it to be untrue yet propogates such crap\n\nLet's be honest (cuz we're tight like that)\nAll they need to do is tell the truth:\n\nHey kids, smoking pot makes you really creative but really lazy.\n\nWith those simple words, we could wrap this whole mess up.