OOh, I know this one!\n\nIt was published anonymously in the Princeton Tiger; it goes\n\nThere was an old man of Nantucket\nWho kept all his cash in a bucket\nBut his daughter, named Nan,\nRan away with a man--\nAnd as for the bucket, Nantucket.\n\nAin't it awesome?  And what is scary: this came off the top of my head.