text: When the outside temperature rises
  And the meaning is oh, so clear
  One thousand and one yellow daffodils
  Begin to dance in front of you, oh dear
  Are they trying to tell you something?
  Youre missing that one final screw
  Youre simply not in the pink, my dear
  To be honest, you havent got a clue
  Im going slightly mad
  Im going slightly mad
  It finally happened, happened
  It finally happened, oh-woah
  It finally happened, Im slightly mad
  Oh dear, hahaha
  Im one card short of a full deck
  Im not quite the shilling
  One wave short of a shipwreck
  Im not at my usual top billing
  Im coming down with a fever
  Im really out to sea
  This kettle is boiling over
  I think Im a banana tree
  Oh dear
  Im going slightly mad
  Im going slightly mad
  It finally happened, happened
  Finally happened, uh huh
  Finally happened, Im slightly mad
  Oh dear
  Oo-oo-ah-ah, oo-oh-ah-ah
  Im knitting with only one needle
  Unravelling fast, its true
  Im driving only three wheels these days
  But my dear, how about you?
  Im going slightly mad
  Im going slightly mad
  It finally happened
  It finally happened, oh yes
  It finally happened, Im slightly mad
  Just very slightly mad
  And there you have it