text: Is this the real life, or 8-bit fantasy?
  These classic games are my escape from reality
  Blow on the cart, insert and press start with me
  I love Nintendo, it is no mystery
  Because its Mega Man, Mario
  Little Mac and Nemo
  When I play Nintendo, its so very special to me
  To me
  Mama, just lost again
  It was nice, but then I died
  And I cant find the strategy guide
  Mama, the game had just begun
  But now Ive gone and thrown the fun away!
  Mama, ooh
  I think I made the princess cry
  When I come home right after school tomorrow
  Ill game on till the dawn, because Sega doesnt matter
  Too late, my lives are gone
  Nintendo Powers got no tips
  And that game counselors a dick 
  I bought new controllers, but nothing helps
  And slow-mo makes the pain just hurt much more
  Mama, ooh-ooh
  When we play Nintendo
  I want to beat this game!
  Id use a Game Genie, but thats so freakin lame!
  I see a little guy is he an extra man?
  Silly douche! Silly douche!
  Youll get no extra man, no!
  Crazy difficulty, feels like youre insulting me!
  Old Nintendo! 
  Used to beat it! 
  Games were harder then, you know!
  Oh is that so?! 
  Im a decent gamer, why is this not easy?
  Youre just a loser and you suck verily!
  Cant beat a game from back when you were three!
  Is there no easy mode? Or a secret code?
  Bad gamer, no! Youll get no cheating code!
  Eat a toad!
  Lame gamer! There is no easy mode!
  What a load!
  Bad gamer! There is no easy mode!
  Easy mode!
  Theres no secret code!
  Secret code!
  Never, never, never theres no code
  Oh, whats the code oh oh oh!
  No, no, easy modes or codes!
  Oh, mamma mia! Mamma mia!
  Ask your mama for a code!
  Miyamoto, will you ever make it easy for me?
  For me?
  For me?
  So you think you can punch me and blacken my eye?
  So you think that your demon will leave me to die?!
  No, Wily! Cant do this to me, Wily!
  Just gotta play on!
  Just gotta play on without fear!
  Ooh, yeah!
  Ooh, yeah!
  8-bit games arent easy, anyone can see
  Time to play the next one, prove Im a real gamer to me
  When we play Nintendo