text: Okay, okay, this is called, uh, Fat Bottomed Girls
  Are you gonna take me home tonight?
  Oh, down beside your red firelight?
  Are you gonna let it all hang out?
  Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round
  Hey!
  I was just a skinny lad
  Never knew no good from bad
  But I knew life before I left my nursery 
  Left alone with big fat Fanny
  She was such a naughty nanny
  Big woman, you made a bad boy out of me
  Hey, hey-hey-hey, right? Ayy, alright
  Fat bottomed girls, go-go-go-go, yeah
  Yeah
  I’ve been singing with my band
  Across the wire, across the land
  Ive seen every blue eyed floozy on the way 
  But their beauty and their style
  Went kind of smooth after a while
  Take me to them dirty ladies every time
  Come on
  Are you gonna take me home tonight?
  Oh, down beside your red firelight?
  Oh, when you give it all you got
  Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round
  Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go round
  Now I got mortgages and homes
  I got stiffness in my bones
  Aint no beauty queens in this locality
  I tell you
  Oh, well, I still got my pleasure
  Still got my greatest treasure
  Big woman, you gon make a big man of me
  Now hear this
  Are you gonna take me home tonight? 
  Oh, down beside your red firelight
  Are you gonna let it all hang out?
  Fat bottomed girls, you make the rocking world go round 
  Fat bottomed girls, you make the rocking world go round
  Get on your bikes and ride ...
  Ride em cowboy
  Ride em! Come on, ready, go
  Thats the way I like it, yeah, yes, yes
  You fat bottomed girls
  You like em, you ride em, ooh
  Ooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah, alright
  Fat bottomed girls
  One more time, girls
  Yeah, yeah
  Alright!
  Yeah! oh-oh
  They get me, they get me, they get me, they get me, get me, get me, get me