text: Hey, its a sellout!
  Hey!
  Let me welcome you, ladies and gentlemen
  I would like to say hello
  Are you ready for some entertainment? Are you ready for a show?
  Gonna rock you, gonna to roll you, get you dancing in the aisles
  Jazz you, razzamatazz you with a little bit of style
  Cmon, let me entertain you
  Let me entertain you
  Let me entertain you
  Let me entertain you
  Ive come here to sell you my body
  I can show you some good merchandise
  Ill pull you and Ill pill you, Ill Cruella DeVille you
  And to thrill you, Ill use any device
  Ah, ha ha ha ha...
  Well give you crazy performance
  Well give you grounds for divorce
  Well give you piece de resistance
  And a tour de force, of course!
  We found the right location
  Got a lot of pretty lights
  The sound and amplification, listen, hey!
  If you need a fix, if you want a high, Stickellsll see to that
  With Elektra and EMI, well show you where its at
  So cmon, let me entertain you
  Let me entertain you
  Let me entertain you
  Let me entertain you
  Just take a look at the menu
  We give you rock a la carte
  Well breakfast at Tiffanys
  Well sing to you in Japanese
  Were only here to entertain you
  If you wanna see some action, you get nothing but the best
  The S and M attraction, weve got the pleasure chest
  Chicago down to New Orleans, we get you on the line
  If you dig the New York scene
  Well have a son-of-a-bitch-of-a-time
  Come on, let me entertain
  Let me entertain
  Let me entertain you
  Through the night
   Hey, wheres my backstage pass?
   That was a bit of a riot, yeah?
   Good - great one, outrageous costume!
   Hey, that Brian May, hes outta sight, man!
   Not many, not many... no, its true!
   Woah, what is up with that? Funny...
   I always wanted to be a groupie!
   Oh man, I could give less of a shit if you wanted... Cmon!
   Oh, oh!