text: And now, a special Christmas edition of a little number called Liar
  Sock it to em, Rog!
  I have sinned, dear Father
  Father, I have sinned
  Try and help me, Father
  Wont you let me in?
  Liar!
  Oh, nobody believes me
  Liar!
  Why dont you leave me...?
  Sire, I have stolen
  Stolen many times
  Raised my voice in anger
  When I know I never should
  Liar!
  Oh, everybody deceives me
  Liar!
  Why dont you leave me alone?
  Brian!
  Liar, I have sailed the seas
  Liar, from Mars to Mercury
  Liar, I have drunk the wine
  Liar, time after time
  Liar, youre lying to me
  Liar, yes, youre lying to me
  Father, please forgive me
  You know youll never leave me
  Please, will you direct me in the right way?
  In the right way?
  The right, the right way
  Liar, liar, liar, liar!
  Liar, thats what they call me
  Liar, every day and every night
  Liar, all the time
  Liar, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa
  They keep calling me liar
  They know Im a liar
  And thats the way it goes
  Listen!
  Ow, youre gonna listen
  Now youre gonna listen, yeah
  Mama Im gonna be your slave
  All day long
  Mama, Im gonna try to behave
  All day long
  Mama, Im gonna be your slave
  All day long
  Im gonna love you till your dying day
  All day long
  Im gonna kneel down by your side and pray
  All day long
  Im gonna love you till your dying day
  All day long
  All day long
  All day long
  Im gonna pray
  Im gonna kneel down
  Im gonna pray
  Im gonna come down by your side
  Pray!
  All day long, all day long, all day long
  Liar, liar, everything you do is sin
  Liar, liar, everything you do is sin
  Liar, nobody believes you
  Liar, they bring you down before you begin
  Now let me tell you this
  So now you know you could be dead before they let you
  Thanks a lot, thanks a lot
  Its seemed really like a party here tonight
  Thanks a lot for making it really something for us, its felt a lot different
  You know, weve taken our show all round the world, but weve never got to so many people all at once, and its felt really good Thanks a lot for giving us a good year ...