text: Ive got three words to say
  Fat bottomed girls!
  One, two, three, four!
  Are you gonna take me home tonight?
  Oh down beside that red firelight?
  Are you gonna let it all hang out?
  Fat bottomed girls
  You make the rockin’ world go round
  I was just a skinny lad
  Never knew no good from bad
  But I knew life before I left my nursery 
  Left alone with big fat fanny
  She was such a naughty nanny
  Hey, big woman, you made an asshole out of me
  Ive been singing with my band
  Across the wire, across the land
  Ive seen every blue-eyed floozy on the way
  But their beauty and their style
  Went kind of smooth after a while
  Take me to them lardy ladies every time
  Come on
  Oh won’t you take me home tonight
  Oh down beside your red firelight?
  Oh and you give it all you got
  Fat bottomed girls
  You make the rocking world go round
  Fat bottomed girls
  You make the rocking world go round
  Hey listen here
  Now your mortgages and homes
  Ive got stiffness in my bones
  Aint no beauty queens in this locality
  I tell you
  Oh, but I still get my treasure
  Still got my greatest pleasure
  Hey big woman you gonna make a big man of me
  Now get this
  Are you gonna take me home tonight?
  Oh, down beside that red firelight?
  Are you gonna let it all hang out?
  Fat bottomed girls
  You make the rocking world go round 
  Fat bottomed girls
  You make the rocking world go round
  Get on your bikes and ride!
  Ooh yeah
  Get on your bikes and ride!