text: Hey, its a sellout!
  Hey!
  Let me welcome you
  Ladies and gentlemen
  I would like to say hello
  Are you ready for some entertainment?
  Are you ready for a show?
  Gonna rock you, gonna roll you
  Get you dancing in the aisles
  Jazz you, razzamatazz you
  With a little bit of style
  Cmon, let me entertain you
  Let me entertain you
  Let me entertain you
  Let me entertain you
  Ive come here to sell you my body
  I can show you some good merchandise
  Ill pull you and Ill pill you
  Ill Cruella DeVille you
  And to thrill you, Ill use any device
  Ah, ha ha ha ha
  Well give you crazy performance
  Well give you grounds for divorce
  Well give you piece de resistance
  And a tour de force, of course!
  We found the right location
  Got a lot of pretty lights
  The sound and amplification, listen
  Hey, if you need a fix, if you want a high
  Stickellsll see to that
  With Elektra and EMI
  Well show you where its at
  So cmon, let me entertain you
  Let me entertain you
  Let me entertain you
  Let me entertain you
  Just take a look at the menu
  We give you rock a la carte
  Well breakfast at Tiffanys
  Well sing to you in Japanese
  Were only here to entertain you
  If you wanna see some action
  You get nothing but the best
  The S and M attraction
  Weve got the pleasure chest
  Chicago down to New Orleans
  We get you on the line
  If you dig the New York scene
  Well have a son-of-a-bitch-of-a-time
  Come on, let me entertain
  Let me entertain
  Let me entertain you
  Through the night