text: Hey, you say you wont you cant give me any more love
  You say you will you can forgive me but I doubt it
  You make me high when I talk on the phone
  You know I gotta ring up your number when I know you aint home
  Coz you gotta hold on me baby like a dog with a bone
  Hey hey
  Dog with a bone
  One more time yeah
  Hey you say you wont you cant give me any more love
  But you that say you will you can forgive me but I doubt it
  You make me high when you talk on the phone
  You know I gotta ring up your number when youre never ever home
  You gotta hold on me baby, like a dog with a bone, yeah
  Dog with a bone
  He was telling me
  You talk down the phone
  Ring up your number when I know you aint home
  You gotta hold on me baby, like a dog with a bone
  Yeah
  Like a dog with a bone, yeah
  Dog with a bone
  You say you wont you cant give me any more love
  But you say you will you can forgive me but I doubt
  You make me high when you talk on the phone
  I gotta ring up your number when I know you aint home
  You gotta hold on me baby
  Like a dog with a bone
  Hold on me baby
  I wont let go
  Like a dog with a bone
  Dont let go
  You gotta
  Hello fan club. Sorry it hasnt got me on it
  Must have ruined it for all of you, but there you go
  Hello, john here. I hope youre having a good time
  And jacky, in return for us doing this musical offering for you
  Is after weve finished shes going to come on and do a strip for you
  Hey, I hope everybodys having a good time 
  I hope everybodys having a having a good time 
  Having a good time, yes, before I heard all this nonsense
  Wheres the microphone, which one? Hello its brian here
  Fraid Ive lost my voice because Ive been bellowing
  God, I wish someone would shut that bloody guitarist up, its dreadful
  Well actually wed love to be with you, were sorry were not with you but were too busy
  Making silly noises and thinking up new chords like this one and having mid life crises and things
  You see its all very easy for you but we have a lot of work to do so were going to play you this song instead
  It does like this
  Dog with a bone