text: Oh yeah
  Have got no hope, got no idea
  What to do or why I am here
  I want to get my face on your T.V
  I want to be heard
  I want to be seen
  I have got nothing, no, nothing
  Nothing to show
  I want to be
  A face on T.V
  Then you can see
  I am a C-lebrity
  I want to get my features in magazines
  See this creature on every street on every screen
  Write my life story before Im twenty-one
  I have got to tell the world
  They may say I am dumb - but er
  Have got nothing, no nothing
  Nothing to show
  I want to be
  A face on T.V
  Then you can see
  I am a C-lebrity
  I want to be a star in a Broadway musical
  They are going to love me, I cannot sing or dance at all
  Some may say I am lackadaisical and if I was real good
  I would stand no chance at all - but I
  I want to be
  A face on T.V
  Then you can see
  I am a C-lebrity
  Then you can say
  You knew me one day
  Then you will see
  I am a C-lebrity
  C, c-lebrity
  Want to be a c-c-c-lebrity
  C, c-lebrity
  Want to be a c-c-c-c-lebrity
  I want to be heard
  I want to be seen on every T.V. screen
  Yeh