text: My guy is really something
  Hes sensitive and shy
  My guy is such a bumpkin
  It doesnt take much to make him cry, if you
  Hurt someone helpless, its like
  Taking away all his toys, hes just a
  Cry baby boy
  My guy is sentimental, hes
  Always feeling blue
  He can be so temperamental and
  I dont know what I should do, if you
  Step on a little bug
  He cries all over the floor, hes just a
  Cry baby bore
  I dont want to hurt his feelings
  But his outbursts have me really
  Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time
  If I turn out like him
  I think Im going to cry, baby
  La, la, la-la-la-la
  Hes such a cry baby
  La, la, la-la-la-la
  And Ill tell you something else
  My guy is such a wet noodle, hes
  Always teary-eyed
  He acts like a real cock-a-doodle, he
  Cant even tell you why
  If you just play him a sappy song, he
  Acts like his dogie just died
  Hes just a cry baby guy
  No kidding, oh dear
  My guy is such a whiner, hes
  Worse than Betty Sue
  A cockroach seen in the diner and
  The tears flow out of the blue
  And if I ask him to knock it off
  He goes and cries in the can, hes just a
  Cry baby man
  I dont want to hurt his feelings
  But his outbursts have me really
  Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time
  If I turn out like him
  I think Im going to cry, baby
  La, la, la-la-la-la
  Hes such a cry baby
  La, la, la-la-la-la
  I love a cry baby
  La, la, la-la-la-la
  Hes such a cry baby
  La, la, la-la-la-la
  Would you knock it off please?
  Thank you