text: Goodnight and thank you Huevo
  She is in every magazine
  Been photographed, seen, she is known
  We dont like to rush, but your case has been packed
  If shes missed anything, you could give her a ring
  But she wont always answer the phone
  Oh but its sad when a love affair dies
  But we have pretended enough
  Its best that we both stop fooling ourselves
  Which means...
  There is no one, no one at all
  Never has been, and never will be a lovеr, male or female
  Who hasnt an еye on, in fact they rely on
  Tricks they can try on their partner
  Theyre hoping their lover will help them or keep them
  Support them, promote them
  Dont blame them, youre the same
  Goodnight and thank you Emilio
  Youve completed your task
  What more can we ask of you now?
  Please sign the book on the way out the door
  And that will be all, if she needs you shell call
  But I dont think thats likely somehow
  Oh but its sad when a love affair dies
  But when we were hot, we were hot
  I know youll look back on the good times weve shared
  Which means ...
  There is no one, no one at all
  Never has been, and never will be a lover, male or female
  Who hasnt an eye on, in fact they rely on
  Tricks they can try on their partner
  Theyre hoping their lover will help them or keep them
  Support them, promote them
  Dont blame her, youre the same
  There is no soap, no soap like Zaz
  No detergent, lotion, or oil with such power in the shower
  Its the mother and father of luxury lather
  The talk of the bath, the great ointment
  One little frolic with new Zaz carbolic
  Youre scented, youll be sent
  Goodnight and thank you Senor Jabon
  We are grateful you found her a spot on the sound radio
  Well think of you every time shes on the air
  Wed love you to stay but youd be in the way
  So do up your trousers and go
  Oh but its sad when a love affair dies
  The decline into silence and doubt
  Our passion was just too intense to survive
  Which means...
  This is a club I should never have joined
  Someone has made us look fools
  Argentine men call the sexual shots
  Someone has altered the rules
  Fame on the wireless as far as it goes
  Is all very well but every girl knows
  She needs a man she can monopolize
  With fingers in dozens of different pies
  This is a club I should never have joined
  Someone has made us look fools
  Argentine men call the sexual shots
  Someone has altered the rules