text: Oh, dear
  Lets dance, you can do a little two-step
  Ill go anywhere that you step to
  Because Im following you
  My feet might be fallin out of rhythm
  Dont know what Im doin with em
  But I know Im following you
  Unlikely as it is to me
  On the floor with two left feet
  Lets boogie woogie till our hearts skip a beat
  But whos counting?
  Encore
  Once again around the dance floor
  Romance is in the picture too
  Now Im following you
  Take it away, boys
  On the run
  Be the one
  On the run
  Ill tell ya
  Find out
  An unexamined life is not worth livin
  Come over here, come over here, come over here
  Lets dance, you can do a little two-step
  Ill go anywhere that you step to
  Cause Im following you
  My feet, my feet
  My feet might be fallin outta 
  Encore
  Once again around the dance floor
  Romance is in the picture too
  Now Im following you
  But whos counting?
  What about Dick Tracy?
  Dick, thats an interesting name
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  Dick
  My bottom hurts just thinking about it
  Unlikely as it is to me
  On the floor with two left feet
  Lets boogie woogie till our hearts skip a beat
  But whos counting?
  Encore
  Once again around the dance floor
  Romance is in the picture too
  Now Im following you
  Could you knock it off please?
  Thank you