text: I went down to the local bar
  To buy my daddy a big cigar
  When I got home he was dead
  Somebody shot him in the head
  Oh dear daddy
  Youre not gonna see me grieve
  Cause you brought out the worst in me
  Yep! Its all true
  Its true. It makes me cry
  When the funeral was through
  I had myself a barbecue
  Daddys bones they sure taste good
  I couldnt have stopped; if only I could
  Oh dear daddy
  Youre not gonna see me sad
  Cause everything you did was bad