text: I never seem to finish all my food
  I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
  So I just keep whats still unchewed
  And I take it home, save it for later
  But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
  Microbes, enzymes, mold and oxidation
  I dont care; Ive got a secret trick up my sleeve
  I never bother with baggies, glass jars, Tupperware containers
  Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
  I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
  With aluminum foil 
  Never settle for less
  That kind of wrap is just the best
  To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
  Stick it in your cooler 
  Eat it when youre ready
  But maybe youll choose 
  A refreshing herbal tea
  Mmm, lovely!
  Oh, by the way, Ive cracked the code
  Ive figured out these shadow organizations
  And the Illuminati know
  That theyre finally primed for world domination
  And soon youve got black helicopters comin cross the border
  Puppet masters for the New World Order
  Be aware: theres always someone thats watching you
  And still the government wont admit they faked the whole moon landing
  Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
  Dont mind that, Im protected cause I made this hat
  From aluminum foil 
  Wear a hat thats foil lined
  In case an aliens inclined
  To probe your butt or read your mind
  Looks a bit peculiar 
  Seems a little crazy
  But someday Ill prove 
  Theres a big conspiracy