The bald eagle is big. The bald eagle is nice. The bald eagle is red. The bald eagle is rough. The bald eagle is round. If something is nice and red then it is rough. Rough things are red. If something is nice then it is red. If the bald eagle is big then the bald eagle is nice. If the bald eagle is nice then the bald eagle is rough. All big, round things are rough.
The bald eagle is not big.