Alan is huge. Alan is big. Fiona is tiny. Fiona is little. Erin is clever. Dave is rough. Dave is bad. If someone is not strong then they are rough. If someone is not dull then they are smart. If someone is clever then they are nice. If someone is nice and not sad then they are quiet. If someone is rough and not strong then they are poor. All poor people are thin. If someone is tiny and little then they are sad. If someone is sad and not nice then they are bad. If someone is bad then they are young. If someone is smart then they are wealthy. All wealthy people are kind. All quiet people are experienced. 
Dave is kind.