Alan is huge. Alan is strong. Charlie is short. Charlie is little. Fiona is kind. Gary is sad. Gary is poor. If someone is not big then they are sad. If someone is not dull then they are clever. If someone is kind then they are smart. If someone is smart and not rough then they are wealthy. If someone is sad and not big then they are bad. All bad people are tiny. If someone is short and little then they are rough. If someone is rough and not smart then they are poor. If someone is poor then they are young. If someone is clever then they are quiet. All quiet people are nice. All wealthy people are old. 
Alan is tiny.