Alan is strong. Alan is big. Erin is small. Erin is short. Gary is wealthy. Dave is rough. Dave is bad. If someone is not huge then they are rough. If someone is not poor then they are nice. If someone is wealthy then they are smart. If someone is smart and not dull then they are quiet. If someone is rough and not huge then they are sad. All sad people are tiny. If someone is small and short then they are dull. If someone is dull and not smart then they are bad. If someone is bad then they are young. If someone is nice then they are clever. All clever people are kind. All quiet people are old. 
Alan is tiny.