Translate the following sentence into Turkish.
So far tonight, one of us was almost killed by a falling chandelier. One of us was mysteriously slugged. One of us is being driven to the brink of absolute hysteria.
Bu gece şu ana kadar, birimizi avize öldürüyordu diğerimiz gizemli bir şekilde darp edildi birimiz tamamen histeri krizine girdi ve birimiz de öldü.