Translate the following sentence into Turkish.
Women like you are just like dogs, they know how to count, yet can't tell the difference between one and two, two less and it's over, but if there's only one less, all is fine.
Senin gibi kadınlar köpeklere benzer, ...nasıl sayacağını bilir, lakin birle iki arasındaki farkı söyleyemez, ...ikiden azsa biter, ...ama birden azsa her şey yolundadır.