Translate the following sentence into Turkish.
If I could work my will, every idiot that goes about with "merry Christmas"... on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding... and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.
Elimden gelse ağzından Mutlu Noeller lafı çıkan her aptalı, ...kendi aşında kaynatıp, kalbine saplanmış kutsal bir kazıkla gömerdim.