Translate the following sentence into Turkish.
Darn my socks... this is pigs' food, out of bed and make coffee, i'll give you a kiss... it's an honour for you to serve me, the world's greatest sculptor.
Çoraplarım nerede... Bu yemek domuz yemi gibi... Yataktan çıkıp bana kahve yaparsan sana öpücük veririm...