Translate the following sentence into Turkish.
We were married today, we were going over Niagara Falls your brother tries to strangle me, a taxi's waiting and now you want to sleep on a windowseat!
Daha bugün evlendik, Niagara Şelaleleri'ne gidecektik... ama ağabeyin beni boğmaya kalktı, taksi hala bekliyor... sense sandıkta yatacağım diye tutturdun!