then there were the others : akna , the goddess of fertility , so powerful that even rocks could n't resist multiplying in her presence ( the pet rock craze of the seventies was all her fault ) ; acan , the god of intoxication and wine , aka belch , who currently lay facedown on the floor next to a beer keg , the hose sticking from his mouth as he suckled like a babe ; and ixtab , the goddess of happiness , once known as the goddess of suicide because her gifts of producing happiness depend upon removing one 's evil thoughts and redeploying them into another living creature-usually an evil , sick , or dying person-and her incubus slash vampire mate antonio , aka the spanish incu-pire .