and if he was in your life , if you fell in love with him the instant you saw him , if you were convinced by a prophesy written in the sky that he carried half your soul , just like every prophesy that came true generation after generation for as long as anyone could remember ... and then he crushed your heart ... then i was brought into this world and i was charming , amusing , seducing you with every turn of my head , every look , every smile , every move i made , telling you fantastical stories about how i came from another world , what would you think ?