`` i , beth , a totally awesome chick ... '' `` ' ... take this meathead , wrath ... ' '' `` ... take this meathead , wrath ... '' `` ' ... as my husband , to have and to hold from this day forward ... ' '' `` ... as my husband , to have and to hold from this day forward ... '' `` ' ... for better , for worse ; for richer , for poorer ... ' '' and suddenly it was n't a joke .