`` so , like , verlaine was in the school library , but i think she was using the computers for something illegal , like downloading movies or something like that , and there 's this thing in the library computers that 's supposed to stop you if you do something illegal , like it gives you a shock , and that 's how they keep guys from watching p**n all the time , but this time it malfunctioned and it , like , electrocuted her , and so she 's in the hospital , not this one , the good one in wakefield , and i heard she could die . ''