the woman had big fake tits that were as hard as basketballs , and a stomach that had some jiggle , and he could n't decide what was worst : the fact that he was n't attracted to her in the slightest ; the reality that he was f**king this skank in the front bathroom of his own club-so his staff was going to catch him walk-of-shaming it ; or the chance , however slim , that his brother might hear about this from somebody .