that 's perfectly absurd , and you are forgetting that they are not expecting me to be there at all , and will be utterly unprepared when you search them for guns , as if they would be carrying guns at all , and furthermore you will be there , both of you , to protect me , and speak for me , and to issue dire warnings that they are not to harm me , and please remember for more than five consecutive minutes at a stretch that i have a tongue in my mouth with which to protect myself , that nothing in this situation is analogous to any that existed before , and that it is best to settle in there , where i can examine everything i should examine , including this famous victrola , and the backyard-there you go , stop screaming , both of you ! ''