and the pies are pretty awful , that 's true , but when you 're in the shove , and it 's mucky weather , and the water 's coming through your coat , and your shoes are leaking , and then you bite into your pie , and you know that everyone else is biting into their pie , and the grease slides down your sleeve , well , sir , i do n't have the words for it , sir , i really do n't , sir .