`` it 's your mom on the phone and she 's hotter than angelina jolie lying in a bikini on the equator , covered in mud ... . not that i 'm saying your mom is good-looking , not that she is n't , but i do n't ever fantasize about your mom 'cause that would just be wrong to do to a guy-not that your mom is n't fantasy worthy ... but-ah , hell , all that sounded better in my head .