there i sat as a little innocent child , playing my video games on my little baby tummy , when all of a sudden , my mean , awful mama , who 'd just come off a thirty-six-hour shift at the hospital , who had driven two and a half hours to get home so that she could finish sewing up my gene simmons costume for trick-or-treating after my daddy had accidentally sewed the sleeve shut , and bake me some mummy dogs and snickerdoodles , offered me one . ' ''