when i was just a little lad me mammy went to sea she used to catch the fishes and bring them home to me but if i had been naughty and killed me uncle jack shed grab me by the ankles and give me arse a whack smacked arse me mammy gave to me smacked arse and raw fishes for tea smacked arse until me cheeks were red smacked arse then shed pack me off to bed one day when i was playing with young jessie brown i really needed to have a pee so i pulled me troosers doon but me mammy saw me winkle as i peed in the sand so she shouted that shed tan my hide and me arse cheeks felt her hand right , dai said .