tandoori naans are not known for their mercy in battle conditions and in only a few short minutes there wasnt a shaolin crispy wanton that wasnt shredded , a peshwari naan that wasnt ripped , a meat and vegetable samosa that wasnt squashed , a samurai deep fried crabs claw that wasnt crushed , a garlic and a butter chapatti that wasnt splattered , or a ninja vegetable spring roll that wasnt in pieces .