thank you for your support table of contents part i patch auditions first mission bonfire troll blog live coffee and pi the stunt recruit press conference poverty griefer atgo erzo part ii skin meeting misanthrope cell phone higher mind has been stolen swimming vandalism cause and effect fins & spinners death gift ravage corporate war activist candy open season part iii definitions badger empty-n morgue yellow widow squarehead on scar defense leaning on justice hole summoning trial by knife waste reclamation mouthpiece gilbeys class action budweiser commercial part iv ibm ikea hilton piggly wiggly eat a bullet miscarriage internal hammer word blaming first time on a plane the trunk meet me at boston commons short and brown shadow botnet katana methamphetamine and vodka part v reboot misjudgment heavy hack defy top 10 epilogue other books excerpt tara born of tears about the author part i author 's note - thanks for giving ole ' scar a try .