his eyes roll up in his head and he crashes to his knees with enough force i swear the fucking floor shudders , and then hes over on his face and the feebs tactical units come streaming in and everyones shouting at me to put my hands up and i am just laughing at these dimwits , hands on my narrow hips as i angle around the room with my best cheesy grin anticipating the photographs , eyes scanning over the ballistic armour-clad figures that pass around me like water in a stream and wonder whether something more durable might be better for my costume than my peacocks spandex which now sports a great big tear under my right armpit .