but it is known that after being forcibly ejected from the vatican by an angry mob and sent into exile in remote western lands , shawtarz bartered certain valuable items ( procured from the papal palace during the final hours of his inglorious reign ) to purchase for himself the estate of startlyng manor , from which he acquired the title lord startlyng-grope , and a most decorative young wife known as callipygia.a but even those whose ill-gotten gains have provided contentment in their latter years may find themselves shamed , cuckolded and ultimately made to look an undignified old fool .