`` and , '' jim said , taking over and continuing the rant , `` so when michael jacksons nose was removed along with the part of his brain that kept him from wanting to do bad things to little boys with unmentionable parts of his body laced with jesus juice both pieces were sent into space at imperceptible speeds and sent through the space time continuum to the point that it came back into the hands of the generically named man just in time to be in place for it to be used in this idiotic book . ''