jack yelled , `` thats a damned cheap way to make up words '' `` but ill never stop writing you every night of this month , '' the author sang , `` no way '' `` and we would do anything for a plot , '' the three of them sang , `` oh we would do anything for a plot we would do anything for a plot but we wont do that , no we wont do that '' `` will you raise the stakes , will you make it all known , will you get me out of this godforsaken gremlin ? ''