`` that i would do anything for a plot , '' the author put in , `` and you know that its true that im a hack i would do anything for a plot and that this book is a piece of crap '' `` but youll never do it better than you will for nanowrimo , '' jack sang , `` so long , so slow ... '' `` and that ill do anything for a plot , oh i will do anything for a plot '' the author continued , `` i will do anything for a plot , but no , no i wont do that no i wont do that '' `` no he wont do that '' jim and jack sang together , backing up the author as the fast music started .