`` and i would do anything for a plot '' jack sang , as only a gay jewish black dude could do , `` ill go into this office and back '' `` i would do anything for a plot '' jim continued , `` ill never make it make sense and thats a fact '' `` but ill never forget the lurch weve left you in right now , '' they sang together , `` oh no , no way '' `` and wed do anything for a plot '' jack sang , `` but i wont make sense , i wont make sense '' `` anything for a plot , '' jim sang backup , `` oh i would do anything for a plot '' `` i would do anything for a plot ! ''