she in turn sent him an immediately reply admitting that she was in communication with woodpecker : dear fat pelican , strictly between you and me woodpecker recently started communicating with me in length [ and again to make it more spicy woodpecker added a grain of stupid birds - his style , fantasy : about weather conditions at his location , vegetable and rice grain prices , the numerous chicks he recently seduced , ( following the example of our birds colony male condors ) and the grave sin of eating fish which he openly , without shame , admitted .