the next morning , whilst the rest of the passengers were off learning all about burgundy wines ( red wine gave him a headache ) he quizzed the crew and nearby boats , but to no avail , then retired to the sun deck to partake of some horizontal motivational exercises , the type that he usually carried out with his eyes closed and to the accompaniment of gentle snoring , and he was being paid for this he thought as he gently drifted off , well almost .