racking my brain , for the life of me i couldnt think of a single instance that i had lied to her ( well perhaps once , but that had only been a white lie ) , did you know that there are three types of lies , the first ones , the harmless ones are white lies they do not intentionally hurt anyone , they just get you out of a jam , in fact they usually save hurting someone elses feelings , like of course he loves your cooking mother , he always vomits after eating fish pie .