the service was of course a tear jerker , but i stopped long enough to say i do and to slap a lip lock on the bride , then it was outside for the photos , a quick ride in a horse drawn carriage no it wasnt the one from the coronation it was the other one , ( much to russs disgust ) and then back into the aquarama for a sprint around the river , with sues veil streaming in the slipstream , then my phone rang and i went as white as her veil , it could only be maria , all other calls were on divert , and the only reason she would ring us was alice .