when you said that sheila was a virgin when you got married , she lost it to you the day she started at your fathers firm , in the stock room when you were showing her around , she said it had been love at first sight and if you hadnt made the first move then she would have , and she never got the ink out of her best nickers when you both trashed the gestetner machine , and you were engaged to myrtle scoggings at the time .