of course i gave her the chance to change venues for it ; i could just imagine presidents and millionaires sat on plastic chairs amongst the headstones , and watching us live on a big screen , although at least i was guaranteed a place indoors if it was raining , but no , she had already told her friends and they had both said that they would be there , so that was two of the indoor seats taken up , and i tried to visualise them at the top table at the reception , now that would get us on the front page of vogue ( again ) .