if you do try and travel to the us , uk or anywhere in the eec then the next time you see me i will not be so nice and friendly , stay in this part of the world , and out of the lime light , and we will all be happy , oh and just to let you know certain people here-abouts , both in business , and private individuals , will be sending us regular reports on the both of you for the foreseeable future , please dont give them something to write about , and finally , there will be no contact with either of your exes ( no short phone calls to hear their voices , no mystery post cards from far off places ) , or any old friends or acquaintances for that matter , however innocuous , do you fully understand and agree with those conditions ?