now , you listen to me , you frog-faced little milksop , since its apparent that you find my age and appearance so amusing , then lets laugh at the factual joke that at the age you were just figuring out the potential of your penis , i could have easily written essays on aporia that would have been praised by the highest philosophical and sociological publicationsthe likes of which would make luce irigaray want to take me out for a celebratory steak .