he then tapped franklin on the shoulder ( as a sort of challenge ) who turned , and then wilfred starting flailing away , bouncing up and down , and jumping back and forth and even pirouetting once , and generally giving a good impression of muhammad ali on speed , but the only thing that was in any fear of being hit was a passing mosquito , then franklin decided that he had really had enough and delivered one straight right to wilfreds jaw ( and not a very good one , it wouldnt have knocked the skin of mi grannies rice puddin charlie reliably informed us - just enough to poleaxe him ) , and the last view they had was wilfred spread-eagled on his back , and someone frantically waving a paper serviette above his face .