it was a little while after the financial crash of 2008 , and heads were starting to roll left , right and centre , so when i was summoned by the head head office , i thought that i was for the push as well , but no - i was being promoted big time , as several layers of my superiors had disappeared almost overnight , i think someone on high must have fancied me , he joked ( most likely i thought ) , but during my induction i was given the wrong security portfolio , it was obviously meant for someone way , way higher than me .