not only do you serve extraordinarily small quantities of food at an exorbitant price but you have customers whore already prepared to pay outrageous sums for the tidbits of ort which would need to sustain them until they could sneak away from their significant other in the middle of the night to hit up whichever fast food restaurant was in a three mile area so they could satisfy their bewildered stomachs which had been expecting something larger than a grasshopper and two peas for the price of a used mini-van .