when we moved in she was the first to offer a helping hand but even though we became best friends at first sight , as soon as i told her who my father was she disappeared , but i persevered , and with my charm , wonderful personality ( sic ) and mothers special cake mix ( almost neat brandy ) she finally admitted that she had had a bit of a thing for you when you took on those nasty pirates , but then quickly went off you again when sandra arrived on the scene , and with every new notch in your bedpost her feelings went even further south .