if we fail here this saboteur among us will tell the world how its true that men have become merely domesticated wimps , far removed from the time when our brave forbearers tromped the wilderness in search of adventure , and are now more suited to mowing lawns and carrying boxes packed with really dumb stuff back and forth to rented storage facilities , or worse , having to try out new and supposedly healthful , green-colored casserole recipes before they are let loose upon the public .