i had offered to skip dubai altogether if i was going to be the cause of too much bother , but they wouldnt hear of it , i was their new hero , and on the jetty to greet me , apart from half the princes and sheikhs in the known world , and what seemed to me like the remainder of my staff from el campo ( they obviously had no intentions of missing out on any of the fun ) was , tucked right at the very back in the shadows , the consultant i was searching for , vicente thought i might need him - his speciality , the media , and he was the first to come on board , and was quickly frog marched into my cabin .