as we left the limo and slowly made our way towards the pubs entrance , bertha and alice held back ( they were trying to find something that bertha had apparently dropped ) , and a very nice man stepped forward and pointed a very big gun at david and charlie ( i would normally have called him an uncouth yob but i am sure that someone would try suing me for loads of dosh ) , and his associate flung his arm around my throat and rammed a very hard gun muzzle into my neck , now that smarted , i hoped that charlie would hurry up and sneeze !