i vas in africa , a special mission on ze edge of ze mountainous region of morocco , ve vere to take certain artefacts which had been uncovered and sold to a collector back in england , zis vas before ze voor , anyvay ve had to dig zem out you see , vun of ze smaller pieces vas very heavy , ve sought it must have been solid gold , zen it suddenly became lighter and my toe was crushed , i found ze fragment in ze dust an put it in my shoe .