discover the rest of the titles in this trilogy by tony wilson onward and upward above and beyond https : //www.smashwords.com/profile/view/tonyymelvawilson cover designed by tony wilson ~~~~ table of contents ( click on any chapter heading to return to the table of contents ) title page licence page chapter 1 chapter 2 chapter 3 chapter 4 chapter 5 chapter 6 chapter 7 chapter 8 chapter 9 chapter 10 chapter 11 chapter 12 chapter 13 chapter 14 chapter 15 chapter 16 chapter 17 chapter 18 chapter 19 chapter 20 chapter 21 chapter 22 chapter 23 chapter 24 chapter 25 chapter 26 chapter 27 chapter 28 chapter 29 chapter 30 chapter 31 chapter 32 chapter 33 chapter 34 authors notes ~~~~ chapter 1 it was supposed to be another wonderful day in paradise , so why on earth am i laying flat on my back in a helicopter when sheila and i are supposed to be on a short break in our motor-home , perhaps it had something to do with all the tubes stuffed down my throat .