even if andrew had been awake there was no way that he could have seen her miscreant underwear , and then after rather embarrassingly informing her peers they delved deeper , but not into morags undergarments , and realised that my battery powered tape recorder had a camcorder attachment , which had the ability to travel out of body and float around , which again cheered up all the loved ones around the world , but it terrified my two blonde nurses , but their secrets were safe , neither were natural blondes .