david and caroline got cindy a my parents went to palm beach and all they got me was this lousy tee-shirt tee-shirt - i promised to stand guarantor on the mortgage , and then that evening we got all dressed up and decided to go for a chinese , well as chinese as the hotels echo restaurant got , i never did get the hang of the stainless steel chop sticks , and so the last thing that i said to david and caroline as i bid them goodnight was please wake me up in time for the first flight off of this fantasy island .