chapter 1 the suitcase man chapter 2 the man at fau who slipped in his own vomit and busted his balls chapter 3 the guy who got kicked in the nuts by a mule chapter 4 the people who drop valuables in the toilet chapter 5 my own friends chapter 6 the guy who covered himself in honey and got stung 200 times chapter 7 some old woman who dropped her dentures in the toilet and kissed people chapter 8 i swear its true some guy sat in pasta chapter 9 a math professor accidentally drops his pants while lecturing chapter 10 students at fau who skipped on 30 % of their grade chapter 11 what are you looking at , oh nothing chapter 12 two guys making out at kfc chapter 13 fools chapter 14 more fools chapter 15 perverts chapter 16 random stupidness chapter 17 stupidity and crime chapter 18 damn it all chapter 19 my girlfriend leah chapter 20 epilogue in the first chapter we have a man who repeatedly dropped his suitcase in the tri rail toilet .