so , i continue my dull life of retirement working in the justice system , teaching witchcraft , paddling kayaks and running the occasional river race , writing , geocaching , martial arts , rebuilding my sailboat , building 'toys ' for my former girl-friend , who was a professional dominatrix , seeking a future mrs who can bake a decent pizza and , of course , writing , having won the prestigious georgian award in 1982 , but selling nothing since , though i do have a reputation for my papers on martian cartography .