i could easily have climbed on board my aircraft and disappeared off into the wild blue yonder with her , but i didnt want to turn into the type of person that just left his staff to pick up the pieces , so it was with a heavy heart that i climbed back on board the waiting boat and made my way back to lady s. as we approached the lady s a rather swish motor boat crammed full of scantily clad dolly birds careered past , and i was showered with ladies undergarments , and not very large ones at that , just large enough to have a telephone number scribbled in a strategic place on each of them .