this pale , slightly stooped man , wearing the frock coat of a vice admiral , adorned with the four stars of the highest orders of the land , is lord viscount horatio nelson , hero of the nile and copenhagen roads and the burden of history weighs heavy on his narrow shoulders when i read through on the screen before clicking the send button , i realised it was a pretty wooden piece of cut and paste journalism which lacked even a hint of sparkle and certainly didnt do the subject justice .