from the comfort of his local bar a doctor with a shiny red nose certified that agnetha had died from injuries received in a road traffic accident , he thought it would be a terrible waste of drinking time to actually view her body , and so that evening , after sitting alone through agnethas after hours cremation service ( agnethas religion apparently stated that her funeral should take place as soon as possible after death , usually immediately following a $ 50,000 cash donation to the charity of the undertakers choice ) charlie sat in an obscure motel room , on the road to nowhere in particular .