id had absolutely no sleep at all last night but now i was expected to entertain the governor of gibraltar , the chief minister and a host of local dignitaries , a representative of the owner of the tonkun , a royal navy admiral or two , a very senior royals son ( not the one that had had the naughty weekend at el campo , the one that had just traded his polo pony in for a gunship ) , a couple of favoured journalists , and anyone else that mad max could squeeze onto the a list - i had drawn a line at a b list .