as i entered the greenhouse there was not the usual chatter , perhaps wigan had won the cup or something , and after a quick visit to the salad bar i found an empty table and sat down , perhaps i wouldnt put the fear of christ up some unfortunate newbie today , and then , just as i was finishing my starter , a few tables away i saw topsy slam his knife and folk down , give a loud growl , stand up and come marching my way , his face like thunder .