five minutes later , as they lay back enjoying a quick cigarette she noticed the unused condom on her bedside table , oh bother ( or words to that effect ) she muttered , in her haste she had forgotten all about it , and for the next two weeks she sweated it out , but fortunately in the end she was not with child , although it was a wakeup call for her - definitely no more rumpy pumpy until there was a wedding band wrapped firmly around her finger .