she really did , but there were days , and this certainly was going to be one , where she could not deal with all of its rules , rules contained in a two hundred page catechism of whats , whens , dos , donts , and hows : twenty plus pages on how many gigs were to be awarded for unruly hair , toe peepage , trans-fat consumption , bigotry , littlery , faddism , fatism , sexism , anti-gaiety .