laura took the hounds off for their conducted tour , the first officer took a shaky maria off to her new cabin , and the captain showed me to my suite ( obviously he had nothing better to do ) , and oh boy was it something , even more opulent than the glossy photos and on-line videos , and just in case the captain ever got lost , i had a panoramic view of where we were going , that is if i could be bothered to get off my very own personal sun lounger , on my very own sun deck - no rolled up beach towels at dawn for me .