the experts quickly put the label of ptsd or post-traumatic stress disorder , for long , on my problem and left it in the hands of their minions to sort out , and went too far distant lands to recover from their stress at having to deal with me , which in almost all cases involved sandy beaches and/or luxury cruise liners , although one , morag , only paid a quick visit to her local m & s and purchased a set of matching blue undies , she didnt want to spoil her tried and tested routine - but then the label fell off and my brain started to fry .