miss lucy had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell miss lucy went to heaven and the steamboat went to hello , operator please give me number nine and if you disconnect me , i will chop off your behind the 'frigerator there was a piece of glass miss lucy sat upon it and it went right up her ask me no more questions and i 'll tell you no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies are in the belfry and bees are in the park and boys and girls are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark dark it 's not a rhyme , because it does n't rhyme .