`` listen , i get emma 's got a serious boyfriend and four older brothers serious about committing a first degree crime if someone like me tries to screw with her , but i can promise you i want nothing more than to be friends with her , '' -yes , i knew lying was a sin , but so was lust , and i 'd had my fair share of that my whole existence and i had yet to be struck down by lightning- '' so you 've got nothing to worry about with me .