`` with your family 's history it 's safe to say we know how your biography is gon na go ... something about drug abuse , becoming a crack-whore , breaking a record for most accumulated sexually transmitted diseases , and either od'ing under some fat , rutting , married taxi driver , or from tetanus poisoning from the 'i ai n't a bore , i 'm a whore ' tattoo you had slapped on your ass - you know , to improve the view for the clients . ''