the movie starts , and liza minnelli 's in pre-nazi germany , and it 's a little weird because everyone seems to think she 's amazing , but really she 's not that attractive , but i 'm afraid of saying anything , because for all i know , liza minnelli is jasper 's favorite actress ever , and even though i 'm pretty new at this , i know that coming between a g*y boy and his diva is a very serious offense .