she throws the jeans to the ground and calls me an a**hole and just leaves me there , crying in my boxers , the biggest f**king fool , the angriest bewildered object of incineration , and there 's nothing to do but wait until i hear the elevator arrive , wait until i hear it leave , wait enough time for her to get upstairs , for her to get inside , then take the same exact route , only too far behind for any of it to matter .