so anyway , what happened was ... while i was throwing away my trash , lex told ricky to tell ryan gold that her `` boobies are lovely , '' which ricky did , of course-not because he is one of god 's special children but because he is a guy who can get away with such things because he is special-and ryan gold turned bright red before she started to cry , because she 's still a prudish virgin pre-woman , like me , and ricky just started robot laughing- '' hi !