to the left we have among the naomi contingent : the illegal subletter in 15b ; bruce , my twin brother and not the new boyfriend of ely ; mr. mcallister , who will always sway to the side of the better-endowed mammary glands ; naomi 's mom 's friends from the co-op board , who sided with her mom during the time of the bitter breakup feud between 15j and 15k ; the residents of floor fourteen , who all agree that naomi and her mom make less upstairs floor noise than ely and his moms ; and me .