he and i would be in people magazine together , and maybe on the today show , and he 'd be really young and really cute , and maybe one night he 'd say he had feelings for me , and i 'd have to figure out if it was , like , narcissism or something if you slept with someone who had your blood inside of him , and then i 'd decide it was n't , and we 'd be all happy together , and when people asked how we met , we 'd say , `` it 's the craziest story ... '' luckily , the questions got easier after the whole blood type thing .