how even though the sleeves are ridiculously too long and the collar is all f**ked up and for all i know some guy named salvatore is going to come in this very club in two minutes and say , 'hey , that 's my jacket ' and strike up a conversation and sweep you off your feet away from me-even though all those things are true or possibly true , i just ca n't ruin the picture of you sitting there across from me wearing my jacket better than i or anyone else ever could .