there are certain things a girl just knows , like that a fourth minute on a punk song is a bad , bad idea , or that no way does a jersey-boy bassist with astor place hair who wears torn-up , bleach-stained black jeans and a faded black t-shirt with orange lettering that says when i say jesus , you say christ , swing down boy-boy alley ; he 's working the ironic punk boy-johnny cash angle too hard to be a 'mo .