i 'm gon na tell you a story bout a girl i know , her name is missy , and wants to do me so , i wan na tell you about my missy girl , her hair is brown and her lips are pink , her eyes are greenish or bluish i think , she fights and flirts with me all day long , which is why i decided to write this song , she may think that i 've crossed the line , but she tells me she hates me all the time , so i do n't really believe anything she says , i like the way she glares when she 's mad at me , i like the way she smiles when she thinks no one sees , she may think this song means i like her , but she 'd be very wrong , i was bored in macro , so i decided to write a song , there are two more things about missy i like , could someone please hand me a mic ?