and i was saying , the thing is , if i had my way , she 'd always keep her clothes on , which made him say , so she 's a dog , and i was like , no , no , no , you do n't get it , she 's completely cute in a cute way and if i did n't know her , i might do her , but i do know her and because i know her i do n't want to do her , i just want to do shit like talk to her and drink with her and sit and do homework with her , because when we do shit like that , it 's not nearly as boring as it is when i do it alone , because every now and then she 'll grunt or laugh and i 'll say , what ?