`` i 'm really not any good at this whole dating thing , and i do n't even know if this is a date , but i know that whatever it is , it 's a little more than just two friends hanging out , and knowing that makes me think about later tonight when it 's time for you to leave and whether or not you plan to kiss me and i 'm the type of person who hates surprises so i ca n't stop feeling awkward about it because i do want you to kiss me and this may be presumptuous of me , but i sort of think you want to kiss me , too , and so i was thinking how much easier it would be if we just went ahead and kissed already so you can go back to cooking dinner and i can stop trying to mentally map out how our night 's about to play out . ''