the theories are all over the place , from almost rational : reid and i had a fight over graham , or over reid 's new girl , to mind-boggling : the whole thing is a ploy to throw the public off the truth-that i 'm actually pregnant with reid 's baby , or is it graham 's ? -cue the close-up of my supposed baby bump ( my tummy in this photo looks as though i may have eaten half a slice of bread or missed one freaking day of crunches last week , jesus h. christ ) .