it 's like if you picture harriet the spy , eleven-year-old tomboy wunderkind spy , and then picture her a few years later , with boobs she hides under a school oxford uniform shirt that she wears even on non-school days , along with her brother 's discarded jeans , and add to her ensemble some animal pendant necklaces for jewelry , worn-out chucks on her feet , and black-rimmed nerd glasses , then you 've pictured me .