pre-army amy would definitely be whining aba , they make us get up before the sun is up , and run in the dark , and pee and poop in stinky holes , and sleep with our guns , and eat jam with bees in it , and do boy pushups , and march in straight lines , and scale walls , and sleep in beds with springs missing above our heads , and dig holes with big hairy spiders in them ... ... but i do n't .