here 's to the maid who steals a kiss and stays to have another , here 's to the maid who steals a kiss and stays to have another , she 's a boon to all mankind , she 's a boon to all mankind , she 's a boon to all mankind ... and here i let the pause go on seemingly forever , till at last i put aside my concertina , puff out my belly and grab it with both hands , and sing out the last line ... ... for soon she 'll be a mother !