as we leave school i tell the pugs-i ca n't help but think of them that way-about my trip to the office , and how ms. winters has been getting her freak on with mr. otto , and how i got off without a detention , because i promised her i would destroy a camera-phone pic of one of her love sessions in otto 's office ( fabricated , obviously-there 's no way i 'd ever hang on to evidence of their coupling , much less in high-digital format ) .