constable wiggins puffs up and says , `` this hewe female was awested and conwicted by the high couwt of the state of massachusetts , judge hiwam thwackham , pwesiding , of the cwime of lewd and lacsiwious conduct , to wit : singin ' and dancin ' and distuwbin ' the peace of the stweets of boston and in the bwazen showing of a female limb , beggin ' youw pawdon , ma'am , and i am hereby wemandin ' hew into youw custody if youw name be mistwess pimm ! ''