they do n't know the things we know : they do n't know about the secret side entrance to andrew roberts 's guesthouse , or the fact that carly jablonski stashed a cooler in her garage where you can keep your beers cold , or the fact that rocky 's does n't check ids very closely , or the fact that mic 's stays open around the clock and makes the best egg and cheeses in the world , absolutely dripping with oil and ketchup , perfect for when you 're drunk .