look ye here , we have an account of that nasty bonaparte kickin ' up sand in egypt , chasin ' the poor wogs from one end o ' the place to the other and takin ' all their stuff ... and 'ere 's a notice that miss tessie briggs and mr. asa smoggs is gettin ' wed and they 're publishin ' the banns right here before your very eyes , and i knows there 's gon na be a big weddin ' party 'cause i already got me invitation here tucked in me shift , and how about you ? ''