`` considering she just came out of a five-day rip van winkle to learn that her brother is dead , she 's been leeched by the granddaddy of all bloodsuckers , brought here against her will -- and oh , by the way , we 've found something embedded in your spinal cord that probably did n't originate on this planet , so congratulations , on top of all that , there 's a good chance you 're part borg now . ''