looking down at all ninety-six of them was like standing over a world of petulance and hollow sentiment and the hopelessly inept search for the perfect sound-bite : hugs not drugs ; i 'm pro-choice and i vote ; love your mother ; it 's a child not a choice ; i just fucking love traffic ; if you do n't like my driving dial 1-800-eat-shit ; arms are for hugging ; if i 'm a road hog , your wife 's a pig ; vote for ted kennedy and put a blonde in the water ; you can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers ; i 'll forgive jane fonda when the jews forgive hitler ; if you 're against abortion , do n't have one ; peace-an idea whose time has come ; die yuppie scum ; my karma beats your dogma ; my boss is a jewish carpenter ; politicians like their peasants unarmed ; forget 'nam ?