she wakes us up whenever she feels like it , she thinks high-energy at seven in the morning is a positive , sometimes she screams for no reason , she decides on a second-to-second basis which foods she 'll eat and which she 'll fight you over , she puts her hands and face into truly disgusting places , and she 's attached to our hips for at least another fourteen years , if we 're lucky enough for a college we ca n't afford to take her off our hands . ''