joe : that 16,000 word section features javier ( snowbound ) , luther kite ( locked doors ) , mr. k ( shaken ) , alex kork ( rusty nail ) , and charles kork ( whiskey sour ) on the side of evil , along with cameos by kiernan ( run ) , donaldson ( serial ) , lucy ( serial ) , dwight eisenhower ( endurance ) , isaiah ( abandon ) , swanson , munchel , and pessalano ( fuzzy navel ) .