all but two of tony 's jail terms had come from duis , and his latest was no different-driving north in the southbound lane of northern avenue at three in the morning , resisting arrest ( he 'd kept driving ) , malicious destruction of property ( he 'd crashed ) , and fleeing the scene of an accident ( he 'd climbed a telephone pole because he had a theory the cops might not notice him twenty feet above the wrecked car on a dark night ) .