( paris match , beneath a picture of jacques derrida ) muslim monkey berates westerners ( weekly standard ) monkey mouths off , witnesses agape ( national enquirer ) talking chimpanzee reported in java ( new york times , subsequent correction printed ) polyglot primates sighted in sumatra ( los angeles times ) `` and , finally , a group of tourists in indonesia swear they were abused by an orangutan in the jungles of borneo .