by doing so , i have not only provided the common man with a solution to the problem of whether to be or not to be , i have also provided the japanese government , though for the present they appear to be blind to my magnanimity , with a tidy , out-of-the-way charnel-house which relieves them of a constant flow of messy occurrences involving the trains , the trams , the volcanoes and other unattractively public means of killing yourself .