apart from the rather imposing stockade fort and the harmless steamers that ply up to fort ticonderoga and back , the rest is a gimcrack nightmare of concrete gnomes , bambi deer and toadstools , shoddy food stalls selling `` big chief hamburgers '' and `` minnehaha candy floss , '' and `` attractions '' such as `` animal land '' ( `` visitors may hold and photograph costumed chimps '' ) , `` gaslight village '' ( `` genuine 1890 gas-lighting ) , and `` storytown usa `` a terrifying babyland nightmare which i need not describe .