it was the same saint that had managed to undress martin , to fold his clothes in a neat pile on the chair beside his bed , and to remove his grubby shoes and tuck them away safely beneath his bed , but sadly , it was apparent that the same saints duties did not appear to have run to preventing the drunken martin from pissing into the waste paper basket in the corner of his bedroom , which he had mistakenly identified as the toilet bowl when he had eventually stumbled back home at four oclock the morning before .