two , no , three of your neighbours called in , they said that , well a pause , well , that a helicopter suddenly appeared , and well , it crashed into your house , and left , well another pause , well , carrying a bath with someone in it ha ha ha , really , what a bizarre story , it must have made you laugh well , sorry maam , and i do apologise for pushing , but there , well there does seem to be a hole in the side of your house .