that is true , concludes the short , fat , black haired one , the guy who not only kept saying ta-tas instead of breasts but found a way to work it into nearly every sentence , as if hed been trying his entire life to get someone to laugh at that phrase just once , thats like bud , bud whatsisname , the baseball guy , the commissioner or whatever , how he insisted on being able to decide which names were leaked and which guys had to just pay fines when the whole steroid thing broke out .