when we reconvene this afternoon our topic will be me and my shadow , which will cover the finer points of shadowing employers and guests to ensure , for instance , that bathrooms are always spotless and toilet paper ends forever exquisitely folded , that all pillow zips invariably face down , that all towels are everlastingly rolled with monograms displayed , and all sun cream and other toiletry bottles are eternally full with labels aligned or lord help you .