not to be insensitive or anything , but this is my bachelor party and as best man youre supposed to be making sure its a totally mind-blowing , over-the-top , no-holds-barred experience of debauchery and sexist indulgence that i will be able to remember and treasure down the long dark years of marital imprisonment when im wondering why my wife has custody of my balls and if well ever make whoopee again and if i even want to .