without fail moron after moron , impatient now with the cars who were in the left hand lane , because they pretty much had to be , they were trying to be intelligent and responsible at the point of the split , these drivers dip over into the right hand lane , attempt flying at warp speed up it for all of a whopping quarter mile , then either slamming on the brakes or divebombing back into the left , before encountering the wave of vehicles dumping in from that on ramp .