`if you had n't been naked with your friend haakon here in maria 's bathtub , then maria would n't have shot haakon in the woods , and then amanda would n't have been so terrified of murderers lurking in the scary woods at night , and then she would n't have shot and killed the fbi agent by accident , and then she would not be a fugitive , and then none of our troubles would have hit us , and al would still be alive , and we would all be happy , if only you had n't lusted after haakon in the bathtub ' amanda woke from another one of her wilder dreams to find al sleeping sweetly in the same tent in which she and their parents were sleeping .