she starts to read it , it continues on another page , she flips to the first page the paper allows her to , begins reading another article , midway through decides she wants to finish reading the first one , searches for it , looks back on the front page for the page number , finds it , finds the article , reads a bit , gets bored , reads the last paragraph , gets confused , checks out the middle paragraphs in no particular order , becomes slightly enlightened , but is too bored to try again , and goes hunting for the comics .