# 8 he is my kenyan man six feet tall , dark chocolate skin , handsome he is looking for love ; love from a woman , warmth from a female , companionship from his lover to his friends he 'll say , he has n't found the right one yet , he never will , for the good ones are all taken , dead , or unborn what about me i 'm no lady enough , he will say i 'm either too plumb ; he doesnt want to sink underneath my flesh or , i 'm too skinny ; i may not handle him i 'm too dark ; i ca n't reflect the love enough or , i 'm too light skinned , i 'm not african enough i 'm not pretty enough to be introduced to his friends , because i may embarrass him or , i 'm too beautiful , he does n't want them flirting with me i 'm too serious ; we ca n't have real fun together or , i 'm too social ; i can only be a girlfriend , not a wife , or a mother to his kids i 'm too lousy in bed ; that 's why he is getting a substitute or , i 'm too kinky ; he ca n't get serious with a slut i 'm too damn conservative ; i should be flaunting some of that skin or , i 'm showing far too much skin ; he ca n't take a whore to his mama my boobs are too huge , i may suffocate him ; if he wanted to own kcc ( kenya cooperative creameries ) , he would have bought the shares or , they are too mosquito bite ; i should get an enlargement my booty is too big and round , he ca n't stand walking beside a pig on the streets or , it 's too small ; it makes him feel like hes dating a dude igot to look good , fresh , smooth and silky ; for him because he 's from dust , and i , from his rib i got to hush when he is having a man-talk with the boys , because that , that is business but i ca n't enjoy a chit-chat with the girls , because that is gossip i talk too much , too often and too fast ; it 's time i stopped being unbearably nagging or , i 'm too quiet ; i do n't know how to express myself i 've gained too much weight that i 'm running out of shape , i should hit the gym him , he has always been out of shape ; ever expectant , but , how else will you know he got a good job , drives a big car , lives a large life it 's time for football , that 's what real men watch but , my love for telenovelas proves him right ; i 'm far too naive he has to cheat a bit , after all , women outdo men in number , and he is just but playing the good samaritan he got to have a 'mpango wa kando ' since , age is fast catching up with me , and i 'm getting all creased up but he 's a man , and men never age .