id heard the thoughts of a strange man in my head , as clear as a bell i even doubted the blindness of a sweet old lady that id known for years who just today , had kept a gigantic rattlesnake from trying to have me for lunch and that miraculous act paled in comparison to the falcon that saved me from having my neck rung by an unimaginable cloud of evil black smoke the freakin day before id swear professor tanner grey was sort of stalking me and if he wasnt , mr. estell sure as shit was charlotte was screwing half of welch behind my unsuspecting fathers back my spoiled-brat-of-a-sister and witch-of-a-mother conned me into going to the homecoming dance with a jerk and then to top it all off , i just found out that the bitch had purposely tried to wreck my college plans by sneaking out to the freaking mailbox and removing all of my applications before they were picked up by the postman who does that kind of crap to their own daughter ?