i stomp carefully each boot toe ensuring i dont trip and fall and break my cell phone because it will die first before my cute button nose slams into the polished hardwood floor of the united methodist church in apollo , alabama off cedar road near bobby joe and billy jacks farm creating a puddle of yucky red blood while wearing my old lavender cotton jumper paired with a white short sleeved soft cotton t-shirt and my new lavender and black cowgirl boots .