im a majorette in the apollo high school ( ahs ) marching band along with my girl bestkinda like a guy palbut for my female friend named cinta warfield since we were little tikes at ahs pre-kindergarten when four-year-old beck actworth tripped over his bigfoot sneakers landing on my flat little girly chest then the new class mate cinta kicked the snot out of his rib cage between the sixth and seventh ribs while beck rolled off my fallen body in the opposite direction in both childhood pain and suffering .