i double-check the rear view mirrors for any familiar 4 x 4 jacked up trucks from the warfield clan driving up my butthole but the other sons are very nice and well-mannered southern gentlemen towards me as i see the entrance point of the private driveway as i giggle with a girly twang deciding to off-road my atv from the main road since i dont want to seem too eager or desperate since its only 8:00am as the left tire hits the loose gravel then plows the engine grill down into the dirt road ditch bouncing one tire at-a-time in a combo earth material of lots of grass weeds , tiny amounts of spring water , and miles of moisture brown soil splashing muddy water onto the floor board and the side doors thanking daddy for adding the atv doors to this thing .