garth tosses his right leg over the saddle horn sliding both boots onto the dirt then struts manly over the grass ducking his head , neck , and shoulders between the two and three fence posts wiggling his tallness from the cow pasture into the driveway then upright stomping to me without a smile as i bat my long eyelashes giggling with a girly twang using my southern belle charms on his cowboy redneck manners and .