i race out the back door of the house across the patio on my faded jeans , my new cowgirl boots , and a fresh smelly pink blouse with a set of cute ruffles on the front since pink bows would be too ostentatious with mamas expensive flowery perfume around my neck , earlobes , pink blouse collar , and wrists since im going to need to use more then my beauty and my southern charms to persuade grouchy garth to talk to sweet beck .