there were six bands on the bill that night ; six million dollar monkey - the best band in the history of the world ever , according to the little voices in johan 's head , the same ones that were no doubt going to get him arrested or otherwise detained in the very near future ; julian 's spear - nest topped shoe gazers ; the tiny trees - a blues rock band whose line-up included a midget who was manfully wrestling with a full sized lead-guitar .