* * * * * table of contents introduction story # 1 : zombies dont kiss & tell story # 2 : zombies dont sleep story # 3 : zombies dont study story # 4 : zombies dont swim story # 5 : zombies dont carve story # 6 : zombies dont dance story # 7 : the zombies halloween costume story # 8 : zombies dont eat cotton candy story # 9 : zombies dont write valentines story # 10 : zombie eve story # 11 : zombies dont need bodyguards story # 12 : zombie thanksgiving story # 13 : zombies dont eat popcorn story # 14 : zombies hate zombie movies story # 15 : zombies dont pucker story # 16 : perfect attendance story # 17 : skipping zombie school story # 18 : ditching detention story # 19 : the aftermath story # 20 : swarmed story # 21 : born lucky story # 22 : home for christmas story # 23 : jingle brains story # 24 : late story # 25 : zombie next year about the author : rusty fischer * * * * * introduction what could be better than five free zombie stories ?