`` then i took this bat and went to town on kevin 's nuts until i woke up from the rage by the shattering of a plate , then johnny and the other cop showed up and did the whole statement bit and then lastly , which this part is my personal favorite my dear old dad who lately has treated me like a pile of crap he found on the street walks in dropping the info that june is the one who taught her daughter to steal significant others from people . ''