`` behold , the wonders of the discarded world , what treasuresliewithintherustedrefuse blah blah , the grime that time forgot , seetheancient circle o'tubs that the druids called bathhenge , beholdthepile of doll parts that reputable blah blahs from the university of blah believe hides egypt 's shortest pyramid , mysteriouslytransportedtothehighplains of roswell in the year blah-blah-and-six a.d .