growing up with corn stalks , cows patties , and cliff climbs , i love rappelling my bee_hind down 1,000 and more feet , seek and search for the dining room table-sized holes curved by mother nature within the hidden rock entrances alongside the birmingham cliffs or fall forever into the warm heated gulf of mexico waters filled with the deformed deadly dolphins or the dino-sized everything eating gators or the poisonous man-sized fish .