after all of the press , all of the conspiracy chatter , all of the television shows and movies and documentaries and debunking , blacked-out declassified documents and supposed alien autopsies , the government spinning the folk lore into weather balloons and stealth prototypes and secrecy , and what it all boiled down to was nothing more than some joe blow pilot who just happened to find the proverbial shift-bubble needle-in-the-haystack .