each planet came with a free pair of inbuilt heroes who trained without purpose until the day arose that they would be needed , and a set of concepts to keep the plan for conscious life on track ; so when the jefferians decide to freeze time on an earth in order to steal all the tea and coffee and hold it ransom for control of the deeds , fate is sent to ensure the heroes are kept safe and free to move around and thwart the attempt ; however a broken fax machine sends him to their next door neighbours instead : brick and spiritwind , two hapless misfits who know nothing of heroics other than the teachings of modern cinema .