the fallen dennis lasher , 58 , president of the united states vladimir ptard , 49 , prime minister of the russian federation sir malachi beedle , 60 , uk power broker phillip 'thor ' hammer , 60 , ex-president of the usa professor walpole mantis , 64 , uc berkeley benjamin grimm wilde , 70 , ascended master of lucifer , london , uk ophelia cocoa brown , 36 , assassin mr. lee , 82 , 'god ' , arms merchant , financier gidget brane , 25 , android elizabeth silverberg , 50 , mayor of new york city don martini 'the tick ' termini , 72 , new york mobster nick o'malley , 27 , nypd gregor paulos , 84 , international criminal hedge fund mastermind lithia derchenko , 22 , performance artist , moscow machala heikeninn , 20 , poetess , helsinki damien darkstar ( nicole hammer ) , 33 , harpy judy baggins , 30 , harpy colonel petrov kalashnikov , 44 , russian federation army krishna o'bannon , 47 , irish rocker mel trunkdale , 62 , environmentalist gasbag and dirty energy honcho barclay winzer , 69 , the prince of wales henry winzer , 30 , the duke of cambridge edward winzer , 26 , the duke of york lady samantha withers bristol-creme , 25 , edward 's mistress archdeacon pendragon krill , 45 , mongoose enforcer baronia wilkinson , 24 , krill 's manservant mary fang , 30 , mongoose operative django , 22 , black monastery gatekeeper colonel rashneesh , 52 , indian army officer susan python , 28 , state department official , moscow wheeley downs , 21 , uk soap and porn actress gunther lewis , 35 , luciferian consigliore , london uk henri mardoux , 77 , arms manufacturer , paris rene bruno , 55 , rothberg banker , brussels peter danko , 79 , soviet dissident edwina winzer , 89 , queen of england missing in action : natasha danko , 28 , luciferian enforcer , feared lost off the coast of cornwall max mircle , 45 , luciferian enforcer , feared lost off the coast of cornwall avataro adam kane maitreya , age unknown , body never recovered from explosion barney brane , 53 , rumored to be living in tibet under an assumed name gidget 's trial the university of ur is a spinning crystal orb located on the inner spiral arm of the milky way galaxy .