i am now honored and humbled to introduce you all to the transcended almighty ever omniscient man of the mountain and galaxy surfing master chef and big daddy to us all , the promised one , the thirteenth imam , the big fat smilin ' buddha , the lord of light , the judge of days and the randy rascal of nights , the messiah , the second , third , and fourth coming , the benevolent boogie man of soul and a real gone son of a gun , the manifestation of almighty god , the very reverend master lee !