stories you may have missed this week 3rd eye patch smuggling ring busted , feared executed in n korea congresswoman ingrid robertson poses nude for charity calendar vandals deface easter island scuptures 'newbots ' ( reformed sexbots ) demonstrate in front of un building in nyc , demanding 'equal rights and personhood status ' 'harpies ' spotted 'flying in formation ' over united oil emirates ; saudis issue security alert 3 aztlan separatist pt boats sunk by submarine of unknown origin near cabo san lucas st. albans housewife detained for impersonating 'bonny black prince ' ; released after questioning duke of cambridge skips annual charity polo match the search for prince of wales'yacht suspended due to bad weather ; barclay winzer and servants feared lost in the irish sea ; barclay 's name officialy removed from royal family website and official scrolls , endowments , and charities forces loyal to anti-pope guillame 1 surround and storm the vatican ; pope diego 1 escapes disguised as a nun and sets up 'hq ' at castel gandolfo latest boffin syznic sightings : juarez , sonora , & puerto vallarta 9 ) baldenbird 39 : green girl vladimir ptards castle , near the latvian-russian border jade sat by the observation window and meditated about the state of things .