back on earth , do you remember when lane finally decided to date a guy instead of just banging him , and they were together for two months , and then went on a break , and we said wed never do that , because we were children who thought everything would be rainbows and sunshine and fucking fields of daisies in both our relationship and the rest of the world , but lane was a skank , as youve said yourself , so why the hell would we use any facet of her two-month relationship as some sort of indicator of how we should run ours , and also , the world ended and things inevitably got harder between you and me .