i wear it because hair insists on growing on my face every single day-useless , bothersome , ugly hair , some kind of evolutionary survival from god knows what primordial phase of human life , and i have my choice between going to the bother of removing it every single day so that i 'll conform to the conventional neatness modes of my society or else letting it grow on at least some areas of my face so that i can be spared the nuisance of depilation .