only exciting people have exciting lives ; these people attract excitement and adventure , theyd even have fun in bognor , probably meet a spy who thought bognor was the last place the russians would look for him ; help said spy out of a fix when the spy turned out to be wrong and end up sleeping with the lesbian agent in charge of torture whilst normal people would be at one of those crap discos that you find at holiday resorts ( and can only be experienced and not described ) trying to pull some bird wearing what appears to be merely a belt , drunk off her face on alco-pops .