gary davies , march 2014 ; revised march 2015 **** contents prologue chapter 1 crab surprise chapter 2 confusion , fast cars , and hot women chapter 3 coronation chapter 4 post-party honeymooning and astronomy chapter 5 on the establishment and use of power in the office place chapter 6 interlude : the big date chapter 7 data by sludgomatic and vip by visicom chapter 8 crisis management chapter 9 her !