hundreds of years before the kulmoog came into fruition , a small group of rebellious lincran townsfolk ( apparently sick and tired of having to walk into the next county in order to legally tie up their horse/horse-like-antiquated-mammal-transportation-thing while they indulged themselves at the tavern/socialization-through-intoxication-establishment ) set in motion plans to acquire an eternally binding clause in which they would control ownership of the parking area of downtown lincra and thus be free to get as intoxicated as possible without having to worry about the long stumble to the horse/horse-like-antiquated-mammal-transportation-thing .