commendable offerings in recent years have included : a 2-dozen set of schmold candles ( a truly rare item considering the near impossibility of solidifying schmold short of owning a bottle of ice-nine ) , a flat-screen schmold television ( with all the channels of course ) , a schmold-multiplier ( a remarkable machine that can increase your schmold supply at a rate of .03 % per rotation of dromos , assuming youre able to afford the astronomically bankrupting task of plugging it in ) , and the ever popular schmold-cake ( acceptable only when baked to a crispy charcoal texture and stomped on a little bit ) .