anyway , so daniel introduces me to his friends that are here , and they 're all really nice , and one of them is like eleven months pregnant by the looks of her , and she 's looking up at her hubby dave like they 're newlyweds and it 's really cute , and daniel almost introduced me as his girlfriend but stopped himself , then i totally put my foot in my mouth by saying that i work with noah , but i see him occasionally which daniel totally misunderstood because i was n't meaning like that , but i know he took it like that , and now i 'm hiding out in the bathroom pretending to pee and talking to you on the phone , trying to work out how the hell i got here and how to get through this without putting my foot in my mouth again , or pissing daniel off , or hurting him , or getting annoyed by noah who , by the way , is totally different outside of the hospital apparently because he lives in a f**king suburban paradise with a freaking waterfall . ''