`` it has come to my attention that , in spite of all those talks we had about the male reproductive system , in spite of all those lectures on the merits of a man learning how to say no , in spite of all those warnings about how hard it is for a man to stop once he gets started and how it 's better to finish the job by hand , so to speak , on certain occasions ... '' `` brandon , you are my one and only son and heir , but if you want to live to see the ripe old age of twenty , you 'd better cut this short , '' `` do n't rush me , dad .